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She's not a...,"Lesbian? No. I found a picture of Jared Leto in one of her drawers, so I'm pretty sure she's not harboring tendencies."
"Lesbian? No. I found a picture of Jared Leto in one of her drawers, so I'm pretty sure she's not harboring tendencies.",So that's the kind of guy she likes? Pretty ones?
So that's the kind of guy she likes? Pretty ones?,Who knows? All I've ever heard her say is that she'd dip before dating a guy that smokes.
do you listen to this,What
What,"Me. This endless ...blonde babble. I'm like, boring myself."
"Me. This endless ...blonde babble. I'm like, boring myself.",Thank If I had to hear one more story about your coiffure...
I have the potential to smack the out of you if you don't get out of my way.,Can you at least start wearing a bra?
He said everyone was doing it. So I did it.,You did what?
You did what?,"Just once. Afterwards, I told him I didn't want to anymore. I wasn't ready. He got Then he broke up with me."
Why do girls like that always like guys like that?,"Because they're bred to. Their mothers liked guys like that, and their grandmothers before them. Their gene pool is rarely diluted."
"Because they're bred to. Their mothers liked guys like that, and their grandmothers before them. Their gene pool is rarely diluted.",He always have that grin?
He always have that grin?,"Joey Dorsey? I wish I could say he's a but he's number twelve in the class. And a model. Mostly regional stuff, but he's rumored to have a big tube sock ad coming out."
This is it. A golden opportunity. Patrick can ask Katarina to the party.,"In that case, we'll need to make it a school-wide blow out."
"In that case, we'll need to make it a school-wide blow out.",Will Bogey get bent?
Will Bogey get bent?,Are you kidding? He'll himself with joy. He's the ultimate kiss
"When I shell out fifty, I expect results.",I'm on it
I'm on it,Watching the trash my car doesn't count as a date.
Watching the trash my car doesn't count as a date.,I got her under control. She just acts crazed in public to keep up the image.
You better not this up. I'm heavily invested.,Hey -- it's all for the higher good right?
"I realize that the men of this fine institution are severely lacking, but killing yourself so you can be with William Shakespeare is beyond the scope of normal teenage obsessions. You're venturing far past daytime talk show fodder and entering the world of those who need very expensive therapy.",But imagine the things he'd say during
Can you even imagine? Who the would go to this a bastion of commercial excess?,"Well, I guess we're not, since we don't have dates ."
"Well, I guess we're not, since we don't have dates .","Listen to you! You sound like Betty, all off because Archie is taking Veronica."
"Listen to you! You sound like Betty, all off because Archie is taking Veronica.","Okay, okay, we won't go. It's not like I have a dress anyway"
"Okay, okay, we won't go. It's not like I have a dress anyway",You' re looking at this from the wrong perspective. We're making a statement.
You ' re looking at this from the wrong perspective. We're making a statement.,"Oh, good. Something new and different for us."
You hate me don't you?,I don't really think you warrant that strong an emotion.
I don't really think you warrant that strong an emotion.,Then say you'll spend Dollar Night at the track with me.
Then say you'll spend Dollar Night at the track with me.,And why would I do that?
And why would I do that?,"Come on -- the ponies, the flat beer, you with money in your eyes, me with my hand on your"
"Come on -- the ponies, the flat beer, you with money in your eyes, me with my hand on your",You -- covered in my
You -- covered in my,Seven-thirty?
He left! I sprung the and he cruised on me.,"Look up, sunshine"
"Besides, I had some extra cash. Some paid me to take out a really great girl.",Is that right?
Is that right?,"Yeah, but then I up. I fell for her."
I don't understand the allure of dehydrated food. Is this something I should be hip to?,"No, Daddy."
"No, Daddy.",So tell me about this dance. Was it fun?
So tell me about this dance. Was it fun?,Parts of it.
Parts of it.,Which parts?
Which parts?,The part where Bianca beat the out of some guy.
The part where Bianca beat the out of some guy.,Bianca did what?
Bianca did what?,What's the matter? Upset that I rubbed off on her?
What's the matter? Upset that I rubbed off on her?,No -- impressed.
"Katarina Stratford. My, my. You've been terrorizing Ms. Blaise again.",Expressing my opinion is not a terrorist action.
Expressing my opinion is not a terrorist action.,"Well, yes, compared to your other choices of expression this year, today's events are quite mild. By the way, Bobby Rictor's retrieval operation went quite well, in case you're interested."
"Well, yes, compared to your other choices of expression this year, today's events are quite mild. By the way, Bobby Rictor's retrieval operation went quite well, in case you're interested.",I still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls. I was merely a spectator.
I still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls. I was merely a spectator.,The point is Kat -- people perceive you as somewhat ...
Tempestuous?,"No ... I believe ""heinous bitch"" is the term used most often."
You were right. She's still,"Sweet love, renew thy force!"
"Sweet love, renew thy force!",Man -- don't say like that to me. People can hear you.
Why don't we discuss your driving need to be a hemorrhoid?,What's to discuss?
What's to discuss?,"You weren't abused, you aren't and as far as I can tell, you're only slightly psychotic -- so why is it that you're such a"
"You weren't abused, you aren't and as far as I can tell, you're only slightly psychotic -- so why is it that you're such a","Well, you know -- there's the prestige of the job title... and the benefits package is pretty good..."
I never seen heat like this! Not even in Las Minas!,The water's going putrid in the barrels.
The water's going putrid in the barrels.,You'll be drinking your own For the glory of Spain... and Admiral Colon...!
"What are you listening to, chicken","Ah, leave him alone. He's doing no harm."
"Ah, leave him alone. He's doing no harm.",With a face like that? I don't want you looking at me. You hear?
How can you be so certain? The Ocean is said to be infinite.,Ignorance! I believe the Indies are no more than 750 leagues west of the Canary Islands.
Ignorance! I believe the Indies are no more than 750 leagues west of the Canary Islands.,How can you be so certain?
How can you be so certain?,"The calculations of Toscanelli Marin de Tyr, Esdras..."
"The calculations of Toscanelli Marin de Tyr, Esdras...",Esdras is a Jew.
Esdras is a Jew.,So was Christ!
You lied! You cheated! We're way past 750 leagues!,"Six days ago, yes."
"Six days ago, yes.",You must be mad...!
You must be mad...!,We have to keep the hopes of these men alive!
We have to keep the hopes of these men alive!,"We're on the verge of a mutiny, Colon!"
"We're on the verge of a mutiny, Colon!",You think I don't know that?
You think I don't know that?,We're lost!
We're lost!,The land is there. I know it!
The land is there. I know it!,"You don't know anything! Listen Colon, these are my ships, right? So I'm telling you we're turning back!"
"You don't know anything! Listen Colon, these are my ships, right? So I'm telling you we're turning back!","And then what? Half of the water has gone, the rest is nearly putrid! You know that!"
"And then what? Half of the water has gone, the rest is nearly putrid! You know that!",Jesus Maria! I should have never listened to you!
Jesus Maria! I should have never listened to you!,"You never did. You did all the talking for both of us, remember?"
"You never did. You did all the talking for both of us, remember?",You bloody...
You bloody...,"Pinzon, Pinzon... All we can do now is go forward! Think about that!"
"Pinzon, Pinzon... All we can do now is go forward! Think about that!",You tell that to them!
You tell that to them!,You're right. Let the men decide.
Tell me about yourself. What you did as a young boy... what your parents were like.,My father always degraded me. Killed my self-esteem. And my mother was blind.
My father always degraded me. Killed my self-esteem. And my mother was blind.,Your mother was blind?
Your mother was blind?,"Yeah, she went blind giving birth to me. She went to black market doctor to induce me."
"Yeah, she went blind giving birth to me. She went to black market doctor to induce me.",Back in the Czech Republic?
Back in the Czech Republic?,"Yeah, yeah...bad doctor gave her bad drugs which made her go blind. And my father blamed me for her blindness..."
"Yeah, yeah...bad doctor gave her bad drugs which made her go blind. And my father blamed me for her blindness...",Your father blamed you for your mother's blindness?
Your father blamed you for your mother's blindness?,"Yeah, he hated me from day when I was born. Put it out. Can you put the cigarette out?"
I'm not a I'm not a,I know.
I know.,You don't know. I'm sorry. I was desperate. That's not me. I shot a cop. Can you imagine what they'll do to me when I got to prison?
You don't know. I'm sorry. I was desperate. That's not me. I shot a cop. Can you imagine what they'll do to me when I got to prison?,They're not gonna send you right back.
They're not gonna send you right back.,I'm sorry. I didn't mean to...I'm glad. Actually I'm glad it's over. All this time. Hiding. Never being able to look anyone in the eyes. Always afraid that someone would find out who I was. Never trusting anyone...
"Hey, Chief, what are you doing here?",I came to see how the investigation was going. I called and you're not here. I wait up at the station and you don't even show up!!! I beep you - you don't return my call. Where the have you been?!
Ladder 20 was on the Rock for training. We stopped there... so she could get cleaned up.,"What do you mean, 'cleaned up?'"
"What do you mean, 'cleaned up?'",I let her take a shower.
I let her take a shower.,"A shower!? Did you take one, too?"
"A shower!? Did you take one, too?",No! Nothing happened.
No! Nothing happened.,Oh really. That's nice. You took a homicide witness to take a shower after your partner was shot? Are you out of your mind?? Are you having that much trouble gettin' dates?!
"It was freaky, I'll tell you. kid.",What's the kid gonna say - sorry? Meanwhile I'm not here anymore. Like last week - we were at the morgue and this guy was all chopped up - spleen here - liver there - his heart in a pan. Six hours ago this guy was walkin' his dog or buyin' a quart of milk. Who knows? But some kid's robbed him for $3 or some and shot him and now you can't tell if he's a piece of beef or a human being and I'm thinkin' that's me. Sooner or later. That's me.
"Maybe it's a ritual thing or someone trying to send a message. Burial rites are taken very seriously in Eastern Europe. It could be to humiliate them. Just burning them up, no proper funeral, it's like condemning them to",Eastern Europe. Like what? Romania? Hungary?
Eastern Europe. Like what? Romania? Hungary?,Or Czechoslovakia. The Slavs have been fighting the Germans and the Russians for a thousand years. These are very intense people and they take things personally.
Why'd you help me back there with the Chief? Why'd you stand up for me like that?,"You know, I don't know. I like you. You remind me of a puppy I used to have. He on the rug all the time, but I still kept him."
So...who's Nicky?,What do you want?
What do you want?,"Your opinion. You see, they going to make a movie about me, too, Eddie. And write books."
"Your opinion. You see, they going to make a movie about me, too, Eddie. And write books.",What's your accomplishment.
What's your accomplishment.,I someone famous.
I someone famous.,"Then do it,"
"Then do it,",Good - be tough to the end. Actor who plays you will want to die like hero.
What is your problem? Why'd you snap at me? I just wanted a statement.,I can't...I can't answer you just because you want me to answer you!
I can't...I can't answer you just because you want me to answer you!,You didn't have to embarrass me in front of my colleagues. You could give me something.
You didn't have to embarrass me in front of my colleagues. You could give me something.,"Oh, I'm sorry. Did I embarrass you, sweetheart? Oh..."
"Oh, I'm sorry. Did I embarrass you, sweetheart? Oh...",Stop it.
Stop it.,"Maybe I should just, ya know...turn to the cameras and say, do you mind if we just work something out?"
"Maybe I should just, ya know...turn to the cameras and say, do you mind if we just work something out?","Alright, alright, Eddie. Don't patronize me."
"Alright, alright, Eddie. Don't patronize me.",I'm not.
I'm not.,Yes you are. I'm not just some reporter. I don't just stick a microphone in your face. You could give me something.
Yes you are. I'm not just some reporter. I don't just stick a microphone in your face. You could give me something.,"Yeah, well you took the camera and put it right down on the evidence. That was..."
"Yeah, well you took the camera and put it right down on the evidence. That was...",That was good. You were holding the evidence.
That was good. You were holding the evidence.,You were merciless. You didn't give a if you got me or not.
You were merciless. You didn't give a if you got me or not.,"Well, who was it that taught me how to do that? Huh?"
"Well, who was it that taught me how to do that? Huh?",You're ruthless.
You're ruthless.,You're not so bad yourself.
Don't worry about the phone. I won't answer it.,Answer the phone.
Answer the phone.,No. Tell me what you want to say.
No. Tell me what you want to say.,Answer it.
Answer it.,Okay. Okay. Hold that thought just for a second. They only call me when it's an emergency. Just hold that thought. Can you call back?
Come to 45 Broadway. Don't bring the Police. Come alone or you'll be in my next film.,Look I've been threatened by better than you.
Look I've been threatened by better than you.,No. I'm the best that's ever threatened you.
No. I'm the best that's ever threatened you.,I'll meet you on one condition - I get exclusivity and you surrender to me.
I'll meet you on one condition - I get exclusivity and you surrender to me.,We'll talk about that. Four o'clock gives you time to go to bank. Three hundred thousand dollars.
We'll talk about that. Four o'clock gives you time to go to bank. Three hundred thousand dollars.,What? It doesn't work that way.
What? It doesn't work that way.,If you don't want my film - I'll call another show. And they will show it.
If you don't want my film - I'll call another show. And they will show it.,Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.,Come alone. Bring cash. And we'll talk about surrendering.
"C'mon. Pull the trigger. Do it. Oh, look, you're sweating. You don't have the balls.",Get down on your knees.
Tell him to put his gun down!,Let her go! Let her go!!
Let her go! Let her go!!,If he doesn't lower his gun I'll her.
Listen to me. I don't want Just give me the address and then you go.,"Look, man, I don't give a if you want or not, but you're payin' for my time."
Turn that thing off!,I'm not filming. I'm watching Milos die. It's just like a move but realer.
Get in the bathroom!,"Whatever we do - we her, right?"
"Whatever we do - we her, right?","Oleg, get in bathroom, stay there and shut up!"
"Oh, I hate looking at that!",Don't want to film this?
What is it?,The video of Milos and Tamina - I told you to erase it.
The video of Milos and Tamina - I told you to erase it.,I did.
I did.,"And the whore's You didn't erase that either, did you? Don't lie, I won't be angry."
"And the whore's You didn't erase that either, did you? Don't lie, I won't be angry.",Why not?
Why not?,"Put the camera down, Oleg."
I'm serious...this - this is a great American film. Full of violence and And I want my credit.,Credit?
Credit?,Yes. Before we hand in the next video - I put titles on it and my credit is going to read - Directed by Oleg Razgul.
Yes. Before we hand in the next video - I put titles on it and my credit is going to read - Directed by Oleg Razgul.,Yes. But there's only one problem - you want credit but the problem is - I don't share credit.
You outta be ashamed. Ashamed of yourself.,If I didn't put it on somebody else would! I was his friend!
If I didn't put it on somebody else would! I was his friend!,Don't give me that
You okay?,A dog on me!! I'm gonna sue you for this! You violated my civil rights!
A dog on me!! I'm gonna sue you for this! You violated my civil rights!,Your civil rights?! You tried to rob me! I could arrest you right now! You're lucky you're walking away from this. Now get outta here.
"Where you been, man? We got a celebrity!",I heard. Who the let them up there?
I heard. Who the let them up there?,"I don't know, you think Eddie will give me his autograph?"
"I don't know, you think Eddie will give me his autograph?",You see anything in the crowd? Anybody suspicious?
You see anything in the crowd? Anybody suspicious?,Naw - I'm sure the suspect's not here.
Naw - I'm sure the suspect's not here.,"Oh yeah, why?"
"Oh yeah, why?",'Cause Eddie woulda locked him up by now!
Get outta here!,What the happened?
What the happened?,They were inside. They booby trapped her apartment!
Now how's your memory doin'?,off. I don't know what the you're talkin' about.
off. I don't know what the you're talkin' about.,"Maybe I better ask around, see what your pals think."
"Maybe I better ask around, see what your pals think.",I don't give a who you ask.
I don't give a about his girl...,"Look, give me a break, you're going to have to settle for her place. It's the only thing I know."
You're in a hurry.,"Yeah, i been waiting three years."
"Yeah, i been waiting three years.",You just quit bein' a priest or somethin'?
You just quit bein' a priest or somethin'?,"No, baby, nothin' like that. Look, there's a place across the street. We can go right over there..."
"No, baby, nothin' like that. Look, there's a place across the street. We can go right over there...",What's the matter with my place?
What's the matter with my place?,"No, it's gotta be here and now. Believe me. Only I don't have the money for a room..."
I said police. Now drop the gun.,Don't give me that police You drop it.
I hear you've got visitors.,Would you guys...
Would you guys...,"No time for any of that any more, lady... I'll rip your lungs out if you don't answer fast."
You lying son of a,What are you talking about? We didn't her ...
"Hey, no way. Take off the bracelets or no deal.","You just don't get it, do your Reggie? There isn't any deal. I own your"
"You just don't get it, do your Reggie? There isn't any deal. I own your",No way to start a partnership.
No way to start a partnership.,"Get this. We ain't partners. We ain't brothers. We ain't friends. I'm puttin' you down and keepin' you down until Ganz is locked up or dead. And if Ganz gets away, you're gonna be sorry we ever met."
"Get this. We ain't partners. We ain't brothers. We ain't friends. I'm puttin' you down and keepin' you down until Ganz is locked up or dead. And if Ganz gets away, you're gonna be sorry we ever met.",I'm already sorry.
I don't give a It happens to be my name.,Then what're you complainin' about? At least nobody's calling you
Then what're you complainin' about? At least nobody's calling you,I may call you worse than that.
What do you think?,"I think you better put him on ice, man."
"I think you better put him on ice, man.",He's gotta take that call ... if there is one.
He's gotta take that call ... if there is one.,"If you let him run around till Tuesday, he's gonna run right to Ganz and warn him. Ain't you,"
"You really do have onoe, huh, Jack... what's her problem besides you?","She's got the same complaint as half the population. She can't get the job she's trained for and it her off... Anyway, what the do you care?"
"I'm gonna enjoy this ... here, I'll even loan you my badge.",I thought you said and experience are all it takes.
"Yeah, right. You want to try again?","Naw, you'd just call your pals back to bail you out one more time."
"Naw, you'd just call your pals back to bail you out one more time.",They saved your convict.
They saved your convict.,"One thing's for sure, Jack. That's how you'll tell the story."
You son of a You knew where the money was all along and all we had to do was come here and wait. I almost got my blown off twice tonight for nothing.,"I wasn't sure the money was still there until we saw Luther. You almost got your shot off for nothing once, not twice, Jack."
"I wasn't sure the money was still there until we saw Luther. You almost got your shot off for nothing once, not twice, Jack.", 
What?,Musta got some primo bondsman.
Musta got some primo bondsman.,Jesus Christ. That's a disgrace The guy pulls a gun on a cop and he's out in 24 hours. I tell you some of the courts these days are just a revolving door.
"Jesus Christ, look at all the dust on my car...why in the don't he take it to a car wash?",Didn't know you darker people went in for foreign jobs.
Didn't know you darker people went in for foreign jobs.,I had no choice. Some white bought the last piece of skyblue Cadillac.
You'd think the guy'd be smart enough to know he was being tailed.,"Tryin' to save his girl, man. He's in another world."
"Tryin' to save his girl, man. He's in another world.",If I was his size and had Ganz on my I'd just leave town.
If I was his size and had Ganz on my I'd just leave town.,I'm tellin' you the man's in love... he wants to be a hero for his girl.
I'm tellin' you the man's in love... he wants to be a hero for his girl.,"Oh, yeah, does bein' in love make you"
I suppose you'd never be like Luther and let a woman get to you...,"I let women get to me. The quest for is the meaning of life ... I got my own personal philosophy about 'em. Keep women separate from guns, money and business ... women are for spending money. They got nothing to do with helping you make it."
"I let women get to me. The quest for is the meaning of life ... I got my own personal philosophy about 'em. Keep women separate from guns, money and business ... women are for spending money. They got nothing to do with helping you make it.",That ain't philosophy. That's common sense.
A long time agb Luther must of got the beat out of him so bad it just rattled his brain ... that would account for him making so many wrong moves in a row...,"Yeah, it doesn't look like he's gonna make it as a dangerous tough guy..."
"You know, I'd be embarrassed if I let my wheels go the way you've done with this job.","What you don't understand is, I don't give a about how this thing looks."
"What you don't understand is, I don't give a about how this thing looks.",No class...
No class...,"Class isn't somethin' you buy, punk. Look at you, five hundred dollar suit and you're still a lowlife."
"Hey, Jack, how ya doin'? What took you so long to call, man? I been waitin' ... I'm at Vroman's up in the Fillmore. Yeah, Vroman's... 'Course you don't hang out here; it's for the brothers.",I'll be there in a minute. You don't move your right?
"Thanks for callin' in... and I guess Maybe... Look, I'm sorry I called you Watermellon those kinds of things. I was just leanin' on ya, doin' my job.","Bein' good at your job don't explain everything, Jack ..."
"Bein' good at your job don't explain everything, Jack ...",Yeah. Guess not.
"Yeah, well the only woman of the Indian's we ran into was shacked up with her girlfriend. I guess she went with him before she came outta the Closet ... They both looked mad enough to him...","Yeah, too bad. They were real nice lookin' too...In bed together, hardly any clothes one watching TV..."
"What if your girl's theory turns out to be I mean, they could be in Rio de Janeiro.","I've got to play it rough with them. If they know anything, I'm gonna know it."
Don't duck the bullet Cates. Why didn't you call in for backup instead of makin' a grandstand play?,I didn't have the time.
I didn't have the time.,"Too bad, it would've covered your Now you're in the and so's the department. In case you haven't noticed, this wasn't our finest hour... I told you everyone was watchin' on this one. Maybe you better start thinkin' about writin' tickets off a three wheel bike."
He's got more brains and more guts in one corner of his than any cop I've worked with.,"Just cause you say it with conviction don't mean to me... How you gonna take to a pink slip, huh?."
"Somebody steals your gun, you're supposed to file a report.","Are you gonna tell me about police procedure? Do me a favor, don't give me a bunch of"
"Are you gonna tell me about police procedure? Do me a favor, don't give me a bunch of",I guess when two cops die on account of your up you want to keep it as quiet as possible...
You look awful.,So do you...been a long day.
So do you...been a long day.,"Long night, too, from what I heard ... Word's going around that in addition to losing Ganz for the second time, and in addition to Haden busting you back to Patrolman, some jig beat the out of you."
"Long night, too, from what I heard ... Word's going around that in addition to losing Ganz for the second time, and in addition to Haden busting you back to Patrolman, some jig beat the out of you.","Aw, you heard wrong."
"Aw, you heard wrong.",Doesn't look like it.
Doesn't look like it.,Nothing came in for me yet? No calls?
Nothing came in for me yet? No calls?,Nothing.
Jesus Christ. Why the didn't you tell me before?,I'm not paid to take your personal calls. He was in some bar. .. off duty.
A cop...,I sure ain't his fairy godmother... now I'm looking for Ganz...where is he?
I sure ain't his fairy godmother... now I'm looking for Ganz...where is he?,Haven't seen him for years. That's the truth.
Haven't seen him for years. That's the truth.,"You just took a shot at me, I think you do know where he is."
"You just took a shot at me, I think you do know where he is.",Who gives a what you think?
A guy in the bar called me a dumb today.,What'd you do?
What'd you do?,Irrigated his face with the shot of J and B I'd just poured him. Then I tried to deck the sucker.
Irrigated his face with the shot of J and B I'd just poured him. Then I tried to deck the sucker.,I guess he got the message...
I guess he got the message...,"Then I sit back and I think, I mean, who's to say I'm not a dumb I work in a bar, right? I can't read a list of my academic credentials to every booze-hound that comes in the place... You are what you do..."
"Then I sit back and I think, I mean, who's to say I'm not a dumb I work in a bar, right? I can't read a list of my academic credentials to every booze-hound that comes in the place... You are what you do...",Positive self-image problem all over again ... You are who you decide you are unless you're the type that lets assholes decide for you.
Positive self-image problem all over again ... You are who you decide you are unless you're the type that lets assholes decide for you.,Aren't you the one that thinks all psychotherapy is
Aren't you the one that thinks all psychotherapy is,I do think all psychotherapy is But just because I think it's doesn't mean I don't know something about it.
I do think all psychotherapy is But just because I think it's doesn't mean I don't know something about it.,"If this is your idea of sympathetic interest in my problems, I'll take brutal indifference."
"If this is your idea of sympathetic interest in my problems, I'll take brutal indifference.","Hey, you know what I really think?"
"Hey, you know what I really think?",Tell me--I'm dyin' to hear it.
Tell me--I'm dyin' to hear it.,"I think you're ashamed to tend bar which is sad because you look great in that outfit they make you wear... You pull down four bills a week which is good, and you mix the best Pina Coladas I've ever had... I think that if you need bigger and better things ... then go for em."
That's a fairly crummy way to start a morning.,Maybe I got a fairly crummy day ahead.
Maybe I got a fairly crummy day ahead.,Maybe that makes a nice excuse.
Maybe that makes a nice excuse.,Maybe you don't know what the you're talking about.
When you start with that attitude... it's like I don't know who you are.,What do you want to know? What difference does it make? I'm the guy in your bed the last three months. I make you feel good. You make me feel good. What the else do you want from a guy?
What do you want to know? What difference does it make? I'm the guy in your bed the last three months. I make you feel good. You make me feel good. What the else do you want from a guy?,I wish you'd stop trying to make me mad so I won't care for you... I wish you'd give me a little more of a chance.
"Look, spare me the macho about your gun...","I'll tell you about My gun's a real weapon in the hands of a real maniac who knows how to use it. It isn't my macho that's killing people, my gun is ..."
"I'll tell you about My gun's a real weapon in the hands of a real maniac who knows how to use it. It isn't my macho that's killing people, my gun is ...","Look, Jack, if you make everything your personal responsibility, you'll turn into a bad cop. It's not a practical way to function..."
"Look, Jack, if you make everything your personal responsibility, you'll turn into a bad cop. It's not a practical way to function...","I didn't get burned, two cops did. Listen, I'll tell you about personnel responsibility. I like to get the job done right. And if I don't get my job done right... I'm for"
"I didn't get burned, two cops did. Listen, I'll tell you about personnel responsibility. I like to get the job done right. And if I don't get my job done right... I'm for",Here it comes again ... the sacred job...
Here it comes again ... the sacred job...,That's right. I'm not like you. I'm not gonna sit on my wondering what's right and what's wrong... There's a psycho out there killing people with my gun and I'm gonna get him. Because it's my job. And if you don't get that...
That's right. I'm not like you. I'm not gonna sit on my wondering what's right and what's wrong... There's a psycho out there killing people with my gun and I'm gonna get him. Because it's my job. And if you don't get that...,"I get that. The job first. Everything else, especially me, second. I get it. I don't like it."
"Listen, it if you think I'm happy about it, you're nuts. I just gotta take care of a few things, okay?",This is not the way people who care for each other are supposed to behave.
"I'm at work, Where else?",Elaine! I... I'm sorry... I was expecting somebody else... police business.
Elaine! I... I'm sorry... I was expecting somebody else... police business.,No wonder you're so popular.
No wonder you're so popular.,"No, it's I'm just surprised you called."
"No, it's I'm just surprised you called.",So am I.
"Hey, I don't believe it.","Hiya, kid."
"Hiya, kid.",I ought to have you and your friend thrown out...
I ought to have you and your friend thrown out...,Don't. We've had a hard night.
Don't. We've had a hard night.,"I can see that. Pardon me for saying so, but you look like What happened?"
"I can see that. Pardon me for saying so, but you look like What happened?",We and my pal here have been taking it on the chin for the last few hours...
How'd they take it back at headquarters?,"Usual You make one smart move and everybody wants to be your friend... You know somethin', shootin' guys sucks. Especially compared to this."
"Usual You make one smart move and everybody wants to be your friend... You know somethin', shootin' guys sucks. Especially compared to this.",I've been waiting a long time to hear you say that.
I've been waiting a long time to hear you say that.,"Yeah, bein' a all the time is a real drag, but it works."
Who the are you?,"Name's Hammond, Reggie Hammond. I heard a lot about you. And any friend of Jack's is a friend of mine."
"Surprise, Luther.",Whaddya want? I thought you were locked up-
Whaddya want? I thought you were locked up-,"I want the money, what do you think? The money that Reggie hid..."
"I want the money, what do you think? The money that Reggie hid...",I don't know what you're talkin' about.
I don't know what you're talkin' about.,You want that Indian to snap her neck?
You sure?,I'm sure. Everybody here's looking at everybody else's
What are you doing?,Trying to save your so you can save the world.
Did you see that..thing..swallow our battleship like a gum drop? You can't even tell me what it is! I ask you for options you give me Give them permission to enter our territories with my warmest regards.,"Thank you, Mr. President."
"At least, the cat comes back.",You still pining for that two timing Forget her. There are a million women out there.
You still pining for that two timing Forget her. There are a million women out there.,I don't want a million - I just want one. A perfect one.
I don't want a million - I just want one. A perfect one.,Don't exist bud.
I'm so very sad.,"Why? We did pretty well, wouldn't you say?"
"Why? We did pretty well, wouldn't you say?",Five hundred wars... Arms... Drugs... Money... Everything you create is used to destroy...
Five hundred wars... Arms... Drugs... Money... Everything you create is used to destroy...,I told you not to read all that
I told you not to read all that,Protect life... Until death.
At least I won lunch.,Good philosophy..see good in bad.. I like..I prepare number one dessert.. special for you and
The cash man!,Been here long?
Been here long?,Don't with me man or I'll blow you into tomorrow!
It's not?,You gotta push the little yellow button...
How's that? Can you hear me better now?,"Yes, Mr. Zorg, I hear you perfectly! So, how was the concert?"
"Yes, Mr. Zorg, I hear you perfectly! So, how was the concert?",Who gives a I didn't come here to listen to music! Listen up instead of running off at the mouth! The batteries on my phone are almost gone.
Who gives a I didn't come here to listen to music! Listen up instead of running off at the mouth! The batteries on my phone are almost gone.,"Yes, Sir!"
"Yes, Sir!",Dispatch me another ZFX200 immediately. Someone stole mine.
Dispatch me another ZFX200 immediately. Someone stole mine.,"Right away, Sir. I'll send you a new one to the hotel."
"Right away, Sir. I'll send you a new one to the hotel.",I'm not at the hotel!
You should have.,"Amy, I'm not going to let anything happen to us."
"Amy, I'm not going to let anything happen to us.",Look where we are. Look at yourself. You son of a you don't have any idea what you're putting me through...
Look where we are. Look at yourself. You son of a you don't have any idea what you're putting me through...,I don't know what to say
I don't know what to say,You're killing me...
You're killing me...,Don't...
Don't...,What was I supposed to think happened to you?!
What was I supposed to think happened to you?!,Amy...
What are these?,"Mixed hard films. Sick Buy five, get one free."
Anything harder?,There's nothing harder.
There's nothing harder., 
 ,"What you see is what I got, mister."
"What you see is what I got, mister.",You know where I can get it? I have a lot of money to spend.
You know where I can get it? I have a lot of money to spend.,There ain't no such thing as Why don't you off?
What the !,I promised him to Machine.
"Empty the gun onto the table, very carefully.","Look, I don't know what this..."
"Look, I don't know what this...","Shut up, Do exactly as I say, or I'll put this arrow through your throat."
Celebrity Films.,Eddie.
Eddie.,"Yeah, who's this?"
"Yeah, who's this?",I know what you did.
I know what you did.,What?
What?,I know what you did.
I know what you did.,Who is this.
Who is this.,"You murdered that girl, Eddie. Six years ago..."
"You murdered that girl, Eddie. Six years ago...",What the are you.. ?
What the are you.. ?,"You killed that girl and you put it on film. You and your pals, you're You up real good."
"So... you brought Dino in, and he brought Machine. And, one day, a girl walked into your office because you had an ad in the paper for models. And she never walked out.",Something like that.
Something like that.,"What did you do, knock her out, shoot her up... ?"
"What did you do, knock her out, shoot her up... ?",What the do you want from me?
What the do you want from me?,I want to know. I want to know exactly what you did to her!
I want to know. I want to know exactly what you did to her!,"you then, you want to know? I talked her up, told her how beautiful she was, told her she was gonna be a star. I told her I was gonna get her a screen test, and while I'm doing that, I got her a soda and dropped a mickey. When it was dark enough, I rang Dino and told him it was go time, I put her in the trunk of my car and we went and we did it. That's what happened. She's dead. She's been dead a long time. Nobody cares!"
I don't know. I felt like it. I never saw anyone get done before.,You enjoy it?
You enjoy it?,"Made me sick, but what did I care? What did I care if some wants to beat off to that. It was just something I was doing for money."
"Made me sick, but what did I care? What did I care if some wants to beat off to that. It was just something I was doing for money.",Tell me what happened.
Tell me what happened.,"What do you want to know? You saw it, you saw the loop..."
"What do you want to know? You saw it, you saw the loop...",Nobody saw you bring her in?
Nobody saw you bring her in?,"There wasn't nobody around. This place was a I backed up the car to the door and we carried her in, like groceries. Dino made her eat a bunch of pills, we laid out the plastic, put film in the camera and Machine went to work."
"There wasn't nobody around. This place was a I backed up the car to the door and we carried her in, like groceries. Dino made her eat a bunch of pills, we laid out the plastic, put film in the camera and Machine went to work.",What did you do with her body?
What did you do with her body?,Took it out the bathroom window. Buried it in the woods.
Took it out the bathroom window. Buried it in the woods.,Show me.
You know how my tapes sell. People eat this stuff up.,"I had three jerkoffs trying to return your tapes last month. Do you know how bad a skin flick has to be for some to come back into my place with a receipt, and try to return it?"
"I had three jerkoffs trying to return your tapes last month. Do you know how bad a skin flick has to be for some to come back into my place with a receipt, and try to return it?","Maybe there's something wrong with the scumbag customers coming into your place, ever think of that?"
"Maybe there's something wrong with the scumbag customers coming into your place, ever think of that?","The only thing wrong is the cheap, softcore you're peddling, Eddie. Where do you get this stuff?"
"The only thing wrong is the cheap, softcore you're peddling, Eddie. Where do you get this stuff?","Look, you"
"Look, you","Get together some upscale product where the girls still have teeth in their head. Till then, you."
"Get together some upscale product where the girls still have teeth in their head. Till then, you.",you!
"You found these dealers and asked to buy a film, right? Wanted them to find you one. Well, they didn't find you one, Longdale, they went out and made you one...",Shut up.
Shut up.,Mary Anne Mathews was alive till you paid money to have her murdered.
Mary Anne Mathews was alive till you paid money to have her murdered.,Shut your mouth and drive!
Shut your mouth and drive!,"Did it get him off, huh, watching them cut her up? Tell me, because I really want to understand. Did he off to it? You watch it with him, sit there giving him a while you both watched... ?"
Hello... ?,I'm here.
I'm here.,Do you think the film could have cost that much?
Do you think the film could have cost that much?,"For a human life... on film, no statute of limitations. Who knows? It sure could have. I'd like you to overnight me a copy of those checks, then put them in a safe deposit box."
"For a human life... on film, no statute of limitations. Who knows? It sure could have. I'd like you to overnight me a copy of those checks, then put them in a safe deposit box.",Okay.
Okay.,Send it to me through the post office like we arranged. No return address. You dug this up all by yourself?
Send it to me through the post office like we arranged. No return address. You dug this up all by yourself?,"You told me to look, so I looked."
"You told me to look, so I looked.","You're one of a detective, Mrs. Christian."
"He's going after Debbie, I gotta stop him.","Hey, you're not alone. We have to stop him, I'm with you."
"Hey, you're not alone. We have to stop him, I'm with you.",You just feel sorry for me.
You just feel sorry for me.,"Cut that out. Maybe before, but not now. I want to help you. I'm on your side."
So what's up? What'd I miss?,She told us the story of Freddy. It's a town legend. He was a child killer who was freed on a technicality.
She told us the story of Freddy. It's a town legend. He was a child killer who was freed on a technicality.,So?
So?,"It off a lot of parents. According to Kristen, they hunted him down; roasted him alive."
"It off a lot of parents. According to Kristen, they hunted him down; roasted him alive.",Nice neighborhood.
Nice neighborhood.,"Now it gets weird. She says he comes back in dreams. If he kills you there, you're dead for real."
"I'm sorry honey, but...","Sorry!! Sorry that you and your tennis pals torched this guy who's now after me. In case you haven't been keeping score, it's his banquet, and I'm the LAST COURSE!!"
"Sorry!! Sorry that you and your tennis pals torched this guy who's now after me. In case you haven't been keeping score, it's his banquet, and I'm the LAST COURSE!!","Honey, we went over this in therapy."
"Honey, we went over this in therapy.","Mother, you've just murdered me. Take that to your therapy..."
All I know is that you are not doing yourself or the baby any good by acting like a crazy woman. Why don't you take off - leave Springwood and cool out somewhere for a while?,"it, Yvonne! You don't just run away from this guy! He finds you in your dreams."
Do you think I'm an idiot...for being in love with her?,Nobody thinks that.
"Maybe it was her mother who killed her, with all that Polly Perfect",It wasn't her mother. The only reason we're still here is that none of us has slept since the grad party.
"But <u>they're</u> not Skipper Neilsen's son! It broke his heart. Then when some newspapers called Carl 'the honest, sincere son of a war-mongering father' - Captain Neilsen resigned from the Navy. Oh, he still keeps his hand in - playing around with projects like the 'Lungfish' - but it broke him, all the same.",Have you ever talked to Carl - tried to see his side?
Have you ever talked to Carl - tried to see his side?,"'His' side? I've seen it, all right. A nice, bright yellow!"
What are you boys up to?,Same old
You see it?,"Nope. Heard it. We wasn't far apart. I spotted this buck, then I heard the gun go off and Twombley was gone. I looked over the little cliff we was using for a stand and there the was, deader'n Called it right in."
"Nope. Heard it. We wasn't far apart. I spotted this buck, then I heard the gun go off and Twombley was gone. I looked over the little cliff we was using for a stand and there the was, deader'n Called it right in.","This is gonna be one mess to clean up. Twombley's son-in-law and daughter are up the weekend. Didn't you say you'd seen him, Wade?"
I used to play ball.,Yeah?
Yeah?,Drafted by the Red Sox.
Drafted by the Red Sox.,You played for the Sox?
You played for the Sox?,Double A. New Britain.
Double A. New Britain.,Oh.
Oh.,"Pitcher. ""Best ballplayer to come out of New Hampshire since Carlton Fisk."""
"Pitcher. ""Best ballplayer to come out of New Hampshire since Carlton Fisk.""",Really.
Really.,They said.
They said.,Hmm.
Hmm.,"The only difference between me and that Clemens on TV is luck, luck."
"The only difference between me and that Clemens on TV is luck, luck.",What happened?
What happened?,"Ruined my arm. Brought me along too fast. Why'd it have to be my arm, I used to think. Then I realized it had to be somebody's arm."
"Fresh tracks. Deer Big one. Here's your buck, Mr. Twombley. I'll circle around.",You only got a little while if you want your hundred bucks.
"Got a job first thing in the morning, first day of season. Saturday I'll hunt for myself. Twombley something. - Er --",Evan. He's a mucky-muck union official from Massachusetts. You're lucky.
Evan. He's a mucky-muck union official from Massachusetts. You're lucky.,"Don't know about lucky. The guy's a full-blown Pay's good, though. $100 a day. I got to guarantee a of course. Which I can do. There's some monster bucks hiding out up there."
"Don't know about lucky. The guy's a full-blown Pay's good, though. $100 a day. I got to guarantee a of course. Which I can do. There's some monster bucks hiding out up there.",How'd you get the job?
How'd you get the job?,"Gordon, he's always got some angle working. He wants to keep Twombley happy, I'm his boy."
Like you and Gordon?,Right. The sonofabitch couldn't get along without me.
Right. The sonofabitch couldn't get along without me.,"Yeah, he'd go broke tomorrow if you quit him."
"Yeah, he'd go broke tomorrow if you quit him.",Right!
"Aw, she's here to get Jill. Me and Jill had a little argument. Jack, I got to get back, get back to town. Move this thing, will you? See if you can get back to the Town Hall before they get there, okay?",Piece of cake.
Where'd Twombley get shot?,In the chest.
In the chest.,"No, I mean whereabouts."
"No, I mean whereabouts.","A half mile in, along the old lumber road."
"A half mile in, along the old lumber road.",You bring him up yourself? That's a steep climb.
You bring him up yourself? That's a steep climb.,The ambulance guys lugged him up.
The ambulance guys lugged him up.,You stayed away?
You stayed away?,Yeah.
Yeah.,Where'd you get the blood?
Where'd you get the blood?,What blood?
What blood?,On your sleeve.
On your sleeve.,"Musta... How'd I know? What're you doing, playing cop?"
"Musta... How'd I know? What're you doing, playing cop?","I gotta make a report to Fish and Game. I was just wondering, that's all. What'd he do, to shoot himself, I mean?"
"I gotta make a report to Fish and Game. I was just wondering, that's all. What'd he do, to shoot himself, I mean?",Who the knows? Musta slipped or something. I just heard the gun go off.
Who the knows? Musta slipped or something. I just heard the gun go off.,I never seen a man shot before. Not even in the service. Must be something.
I never seen a man shot before. Not even in the service. Must be something.,"Well, I didn't actually see him do it. Like I said."
"Well, I didn't actually see him do it. Like I said.",Sure you did.
Sure you did.,What?
What?,Saw him do it?
Saw him do it?,"What the you telling me, Wade? I never seen the guy get shot, I told you that."
"What the you telling me, Wade? I never seen the guy get shot, I told you that.",You musta seen him get shot. I know you did.
You musta seen him get shot. I know you did.,"Let's get the outta here. You're not making any sense, man."
"There's your old twenty-gauge, and that there's the new Browning you was showing me last night. This must be Twombley's gun. Brand new. Very fancy tooling. Probably fired one time. It's a beautiful piece of work. But what the Jack, I guess you deserve it. Right's right.",Yeah.
Yeah.,Twombley sure as won't be shooting it again.
Twombley sure as won't be shooting it again.,He sure as won't.
I'm out of here.,Lawford?
Lawford?,Out of this job. This job sucks. Working outside in the winter sucks.
"Some party, huh? Sorry I lost sight of you. I had to step outside for a smoke. You find anybody you know here? There must be some kids you used to know from school. You want to go tomorrow? See your old teachers? Be more fun than hanging out with me all day.",No.
No.,No what?
No what?,No I didn't see anybody I know. No I don't want to go to school here tomorrow. I want to go home.
No I didn't see anybody I know. No I don't want to go to school here tomorrow. I want to go home.,You are home. There are lots of kids you still know here.
You are home. There are lots of kids you still know here.,"I don't want to be here. Don't worry, I love you, Daddy, I do. But I want to go home."
"I don't want to be here. Don't worry, I love you, Daddy, I do. But I want to go home.","Jesus. Listen, Jill, tell you what. Tomorrow morning, you still want to go home, I'll drive you down. I'll get off work or something."
"Jesus. Listen, Jill, tell you what. Tomorrow morning, you still want to go home, I'll drive you down. I'll get off work or something.",I called Mommy.
I called Mommy.,What? You called Mommy? Just now?
What? You called Mommy? Just now?,Yes.
Yes.,"Jesus, why?"
"Jesus, why?",I... because I want to go home. She said she'd come and get me.
I... because I want to go home. She said she'd come and get me.,Come and get you! It's a half hour drive each way. Why didn't you talk to me about it first?
Come and get you! It's a half hour drive each way. Why didn't you talk to me about it first?,"See, I knew you'd be mad."
"See, I knew you'd be mad.","Yeah. Yeah, right, I'm mad. What'd you tell her, for Christ sake?"
"Yeah. Yeah, right, I'm mad. What'd you tell her, for Christ sake?","I told her I wanted to come home. Daddy, don't be mad at me."
"I told her I wanted to come home. Daddy, don't be mad at me.","Well, I guess I am. I planned this, I planned all this, you know. I mean, it's sort of pathetic, but I planned it. You shouldn't have called your mother. C'mon, we're gonna call her before she leaves."
Told you the snow was coming down. Take the grader.,Where's the plow?
Where's the plow?,Jimmy took it. Jack's out hunting with Evan Twombley.
Jimmy took it. Jack's out hunting with Evan Twombley.,His son-in-law near killed me.
His son-in-law near killed me.,Huh?
Huh?,At the school crossing. In his BMW. Coulda hurt some kids. I'm gonna bust his
At the school crossing. In his BMW. Coulda hurt some kids. I'm gonna bust his,Don't go playing policeman.
Don't go playing policeman.,"What am I -- a security guard? You hired me, you and your Selectman friends."
"What am I -- a security guard? You hired me, you and your Selectman friends.",You don't want the extra police pay?
You don't want the extra police pay?,I'm not saying that.
I'm not saying that.,Get the grader. Go out 29 past Toby's. Don't let Lillian get to you. She didn't belong here. That's why she left.
Get the grader. Go out 29 past Toby's. Don't let Lillian get to you. She didn't belong here. That's why she left.,you.
you.,That's what I love about a small town. You know everybody.
He more than likely just shot himself in the foot or something. That's what usually happens.,I shoulda sent you instead of Jack.
I shoulda sent you instead of Jack.,I wish you had. I'd rather be deer hunting instead of freezing my on that grader.
I wish you had. I'd rather be deer hunting instead of freezing my on that grader.,You ain't the hunter Jack is. And he can't drive the grader worth
You ain't the hunter Jack is. And he can't drive the grader worth,Like
That must've been Twombley. Jesus. I bet that was Twombley.,You want me to follow them to Littleton?
You want me to follow them to Littleton?,"Let's get to the top and talk to Jack first. He'll know what happened. He better. If this coulda been avoided, I'll put that kid's in a sling."
"While you went off for a few beers with your friends? Is that Hettie Rodgers there, with whatzizname?",Yeah.
Yeah.,"She's grown up some, hasn't she?"
"She's grown up some, hasn't she?","Oh, Jesus, lay off, will you? It looks like you've won this round already, so lay off a little, for Christ's sake."
"Are you okay, Wade? What was wrong? Why were you holding everyone up?",Did you see that sonofabitch in the BMW? He could've killed somebody.
Did you see that sonofabitch in the BMW? He could've killed somebody.,Did you get his number?
Did you get his number?,I know who it is.
I know who it is.,Good. Who?
Good. Who?,Mel Gordon.
Mel Gordon.,I still don't understand --
I still don't understand --,"From Boston. Evan Twombley's son-in- law -- he was driving. I know where they're headed. Up the lake, Agaway. The old man's out deer hunting with Jack Hewitt, so they probably got some big weekend party planned."
You okay?,Yeah.
Yeah.,I'm sorry about what I said.
I'm sorry about what I said.,Said what?
Said what?,About you and Jill and needing a third person. She went back to Lillian?
About you and Jill and needing a third person. She went back to Lillian?,Forget it.
Forget it.,I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.,I'm going to start one of those custody suits. I don't give a You know?
Money.,Jack doesn't need money.
Jack doesn't need money.,Everybody needs money. Except guys like Twombley and that sonofabitch son-in-law of his. People like that.
Everybody needs money. Except guys like Twombley and that sonofabitch son-in-law of his. People like that.,"Jack wouldn't for it. Besides, who would pay him?"
"Jack wouldn't for it. Besides, who would pay him?","Lots of people. Guy like Evan Twombley, Boston union official, probably got lots of people want to see him dead. The Government's been investigating his links with the Mafia."
"Lots of people. Guy like Evan Twombley, Boston union official, probably got lots of people want to see him dead. The Government's been investigating his links with the Mafia.",The Mafia hire Jack Hewitt?
The Mafia hire Jack Hewitt?,"No, I just know Jack's lying about what happened. He just seemed -- I know that kid, what he's like inside. He's a lot like I was at his age."
"No, I just know Jack's lying about what happened. He just seemed -- I know that kid, what he's like inside. He's a lot like I was at his age.","You wouldn't have done anything like that, shot someone for money."
"You wouldn't have done anything like that, shot someone for money.","No. Not for money. But, if somebody'd given me half a damned excuse -- I was pretty up, you know."
"No. Not for money. But, if somebody'd given me half a damned excuse -- I was pretty up, you know.",But not now.
What on earth is happening to you? Why are you acting this way?,It's my tooth! My tooth! I can't even think anymore because of it.
It's my tooth! My tooth! I can't even think anymore because of it.,"I heard you talking. You got fired this morning, didn't you?"
"I heard you talking. You got fired this morning, didn't you?","Look, that's temporary, believe me. There's so much gonna hit the fan the next few days, my getting fired by LaRiviere and Merritt won't matter a bit."
"I said, 'Next time, phone ahead.'","Jesus Christ. Mr. Gordon, when I come all the way to serve somebody a summons, I don't call ahead for an appointment."
"Jesus Christ. Mr. Gordon, when I come all the way to serve somebody a summons, I don't call ahead for an appointment.",What the are you talking about?
What the are you talking about?,I'm issuing you a ticket. Moving violation.
I'm issuing you a ticket. Moving violation.,"Moving violation! I just got out of bed and you're telling me you're giving me a speeding ticket? Now? Are you nuts? Is that it, Whitehouse? You're nuts?"
"Moving violation! I just got out of bed and you're telling me you're giving me a speeding ticket? Now? Are you nuts? Is that it, Whitehouse? You're nuts?","Yesterday morning, you passed a stopped school bus, which was flashing its lights, then you--"
"Yesterday morning, you passed a stopped school bus, which was flashing its lights, then you--",Hold on!
Hold on!,"Don't ever put your hands on me, Mr. Gordon."
"Don't ever put your hands on me, Mr. Gordon.","You're talking about a ticket, from when I passed you at the school where you were deciding to hold up traffic while dreaming of becoming a traffic cop or something?"
"You're talking about a ticket, from when I passed you at the school where you were deciding to hold up traffic while dreaming of becoming a traffic cop or something?","Don't give me a hard time, Mr. Gordon. I'm just --"
"Don't give me a hard time, Mr. Gordon. I'm just --",Doing your job. I know. I watch television too.
Doing your job. I know. I watch television too.,Yes. Here's your ticket.
Yes. Here's your ticket.,"You get the out of my house now, And know this -- you are going to be a lucky if I haven't got you fired before the day is out. I can do it with one phone call, and I'm enough to do it now!"
It don't look right.,What?
What?,The sign. It looks like it's spelled wrong or something.
The sign. It looks like it's spelled wrong or something.,"Wade Whitehouse. It's people like you that keep this town from prospering. Whatever somebody does to improve things around here, you gotta find fault with it."
"Wade Whitehouse. It's people like you that keep this town from prospering. Whatever somebody does to improve things around here, you gotta find fault with it.","I'm not finding fault. It's a good idea, good for you, good for the town. Real modern too."
"I'm not finding fault. It's a good idea, good for you, good for the town. Real modern too.",This town sucks.
This town sucks.,"Aw, c'mon, I was only saying there's something wrong with ""Home Made Cooking"", that's all. The sign's fine. What it says is wrong."
You talked to Jack?,Not since last night. He took a guy hunting.
Not since last night. He took a guy hunting.,The shot himself. Ker-bang! That's what it sounds like. Not on purpose. I assume accidental.
The shot himself. Ker-bang! That's what it sounds like. Not on purpose. I assume accidental.,Jack?
Jack?,The other guy.
The other guy.,Where... how'd you hear that?
Where... how'd you hear that?,"CB. Little while ago. One of the boys on the way in picked up Jack on the CB calling for state troopers. I figured you'd know what really happened. The guy himself? This Twombley, who the is he, anyhow?"
"CB. Little while ago. One of the boys on the way in picked up Jack on the CB calling for state troopers. I figured you'd know what really happened. The guy himself? This Twombley, who the is he, anyhow?","No, I... I've been out on the grader all morning. Twombley's summer people. Massachusetts. Friend of Gordon's. It was his idea for Jack to take him hunting. I gotta go."
"Wade, I got a message for you. Jack Hewitt, he's looking for you. Wants you to clear your stuff out of his office in Town Hall.",His office. You mean my old office.
His office. You mean my old office.,"Well, I guess -- that's what he said."
"Well, I guess -- that's what he said.",He got his deer yet?
He got his deer yet?,"No, he's out now. Somewhere on the mountain. I'd stay away from him if I were you. He's real"
"You! By Christ, you -- I know you. Yeah, you sonofabitch, I know you. You're a piece of my heart!",You don't know me. You don't know me! So you. you.
You don't know me. You don't know me! So you. you.,"Nah-nah-naw! You done done finally done it! Like a man done it. Done it right. I love you, you mean sonofabitch!"
Love! What the do you know about love?,Love! I'm made of love!
Love! I'm made of love!,Call it what you want.
Call it what you want.,Everything you know is from me.
Everything you know is from me.,Yeah.
Yeah.,Bang!
Bang!,You and me.
"Where the Christ you going? You sonofabitch, you leave my truck where it is! I need... Give me the keys! I need to get me to town!",Crawl!
Crawl!,"Nothing in the house to drink. Not a thing. My house, my money, my truck -- stolen!"
"Nothing in the house to drink. Not a thing. My house, my money, my truck -- stolen!",I don't know you. My father and I don't know you.
It'll come out Jack lied and the kid'll get hung for it.,He was scheduled to testify for a committee investigating organized crime in New England and the construction business.
He was scheduled to testify for a committee investigating organized crime in New England and the construction business.,Who?
Who?,Twombley.
Twombley.,No
No,You think Jack shot him?
You think Jack shot him?,"Well, it was an accident."
"Well, it was an accident.","They were out deer hunting, right? Jack probably heard the gun go off, then came back and found the body."
What about Margie?,What about her?
What about her?,"Well, do you still plan to get married?"
"Well, do you still plan to get married?","Yeah. She'll probably quit her job and stay out here with Pop. We can't leave him alone here, he'll set the place on fire. With Jill here a lot, it'll be good to have Margie around. Things are going to change in that department, by the way. I got a custody lawyer in Concord. I'm gonna see him tomorrow. All hell's gonna break loose, but it's worth it."
"It's too neat. Things ain't that neat. It makes me mad. That somebody can pay to somebody, his own father-in-law, and not be punished for it. Don't that you off?",Not particularly.
Not particularly.,"Right's right, goddamnit! Don't you care what's right?"
"Right's right, goddamnit! Don't you care what's right?","I care about what happened. The truth. I'm a student of history, remember?"
You're one of Stravanavitch's men.,"So, you study world events, little one. That's good for a girl your age."
"So, you study world events, little one. That's good for a girl your age.","Yeah, I study world events. Five thousand Turkienistan Muslims were slaughtered in Stravanvitch's cleansings... along with 15 American school kids. You know hQw I studied that. I went to their funerals with my dad. I met their parents."
"Yeah, I study world events. Five thousand Turkienistan Muslims were slaughtered in Stravanvitch's cleansings... along with 15 American school kids. You know hQw I studied that. I went to their funerals with my dad. I met their parents.","Smart for your age, eh? Top of your class? Tell me, do you know what the word &quot;propaganda&quot; means?"
"Smart for your age, eh? Top of your class? Tell me, do you know what the word &quot;propaganda&quot; means?",Yeah. Do you know what the word means.
"off, you",It would be a pity to squander such a strong personality.
"Mr. President, how the did you get on board?",I never left. Where's my wife and daughter?
My I think that was a MiG.,A MiG? Where the are we?
"Intermitant failure in scan mode ""R"". Analyze.",Negative.
Negative.,That doesn't make sense. Repeat analysis.
That doesn't make sense. Repeat analysis.,Negative.
Negative.,That's not possible.
That's not possible.,Cut the Doubting Thomas Elaine. I know where I'm coming from on this.
"Take this, Joey. It's my last few bucks. You'll need a hot meal when you get there.",We've spent everything on these operations. Is it really worth it? We've pawned your mother's wedding ring. The kids have no winter clothes...
We've spent everything on these operations. Is it really worth it? We've pawned your mother's wedding ring. The kids have no winter clothes...,"Joey, what's more important, the kids' clothes or your potency."
"Joey, what's more important, the kids' clothes or your potency.",I don't want to hear that word!
I don't want to hear that word!,"Okay, Joey. The Doc says you gotta relax. This hospital in Des Moines is the best clinic in the country."
"Okay, Joey. The Doc says you gotta relax. This hospital in Des Moines is the best clinic in the country.",All right. Here.
All right. Here.,What...?
Striker.,"Kurtz, you're Who's in command of this ship?"
"Kurtz, you're Who's in command of this ship?",That computer has taken over. I'm getting out.
That computer has taken over. I'm getting out.,Then Elaine was right.
Then Elaine was right.,Don't talk to me about Elaine. Outta my way!
Don't talk to me about Elaine. Outta my way!,Pull yourself together! We've got to...
It's a good thing he doesn't know how much I hate his guts.,It's a good thing you don't know how much he hates your guts.
Rats! I've lost number three.,"What happened, Ted? What went wrong?"
"What happened, Ted? What went wrong?","Oil pressure. I forgot to check the oil pressure. When Kramer hears about this, the shit's gonna hit the fan."
He's all over the place! Nine hundred feet up to thirteen hundred feet! What an,"Watch your altitude, Striker. It's too erratic. You can't come straight in. You've got enough fuel left for two hours flying. You've got to stay up there 'til we get a break in the weather."
"I'm an airline pilot. Ah, Clarence, according to my calculations, with this tailwind we ought to be able to make up an additional fifteen minutes over the Rockies.",I think you're the greatest. But my Dad says you don't work hard enough on defense.
I think you're the greatest. But my Dad says you don't work hard enough on defense.,"Denver Control, this is Flight two-zero- niner intersecting Victor Airway seven- niner-niner."
"Denver Control, this is Flight two-zero- niner intersecting Victor Airway seven- niner-niner.",...and that lots of times you don't even run down court.
...and that lots of times you don't even run down court.,We are turning left to a heading of zero- niner-niner.
We are turning left to a heading of zero- niner-niner.,"...and that you don't really try, except during the playoffs."
"...and that you don't really try, except during the playoffs.",The I don't! I'm out there busting my buns every night.
"Look at your partner. He's too scared to even come down to the sand. You're not gonna get wet standing here,","I'd like to see you next to a sea of hydrochloric acid, Fedorchuk... see how much surfin' you'd do."
"Well, if it isn't Detective Jetson. Forget you hip waders, big guy?","Lay off,"
"Lay off,","I may be an but at least I'm a real detective, not some outer space thing."
"Look, you want to fit in here, right? You want to learn how to get along?",Yes.
Yes.,"Well, there's a thing about partners, about being somebody's partner. You do for each other. And other people's rules don't mean It's the rules set up between the two of you, that's all that counts. Understand? Okay. Well, my friend and partner was shot last night and I'm after the shitbag that did it. As my partner, I'm asking you to respect me and help me find him."
"Rudyard Kipling? No Listen, we just need a minute of your time...","We'd like to ask you about a business associate of your, Warren Hubley."
I don't think I could ever learn to read that How long did it take you to learn English?,"Three months. We learn quickly. We adapt. It is our strength... what we were bred for, to adapt to hostile environments."
Yeah... I know the routine.,You are married?
You are married?,Was. Divorced.
Was. Divorced.,We mate for life. Divorce... is a strange concept to us.
We mate for life. Divorce... is a strange concept to us.,It's like having an eleventh finger removed. It hurts like but you never really needed the thing in the first place.
"... and so, and so the doctor says, ""If this is the thermometer, then where'd I leave the pen?"" You're not... you don't think that's funny? George, work with me, I always get a laugh with that one. Look, if the doctor's got the thermometer in his hand, then where's his pen gotta be?",In the other man's
In the other man's,"Sticking out of his yeah! See, that's what makes it a joke. There's like a surprise, and your mind fills in the funny picture. Here's this guy with a pen stuck in his and he thinks it's a thermometer. Nada, huh?"
There is so much our two peoples don't understand about each other.,"No Holmes. You're only from another planet, for chrissakes."
"No Holmes. You're only from another planet, for chrissakes.","You humans are very curious to us. You invite us to live among you, in an atmosphere of equality we've never known before. You lay before us a beautiful green world, full of freedoms and opportunities... You give us ownership of our lives for the first time... and you ask no more of us than you do of yourselves: to live by the rules... rules that aren't made to keep one people subordinate to another, but rules that exist to preserve equality. You aspire to very high ideals here."
"... So we've got three guys dead. All Newcomers, all killed the same way -- execution style.",Warren Hubley was in middle management at a refinery... Joshua Strader operated a successful bar and nightclub...
Warren Hubley was in middle management at a refinery... Joshua Strader operated a successful bar and nightclub...,... and Porter ran a piece of mom-and-pop mini-mart. So what the hell's the connection?
"What's this nothing It wasn't nothing yesterday when you asked Bentner to run that test and he looked like he was about to peach pits, and it's not nothing now. Don't lie to me, George, you're bad at it.",You must leave me alone on this.
"No secrets, You don't hold back from me. Whatever is going on, you're gonna tell me now!",No. I cannot involve you. This is not your concern.
No. I cannot involve you. This is not your concern.,"The it isn't, when somebody wires up enough C-4 explosive to my car to turn me into pink mist! That Slag was on something, and not sour milk, either? Am I right? TELL ME! What is it?"
"The it isn't, when somebody wires up enough C-4 explosive to my car to turn me into pink mist! That Slag was on something, and not sour milk, either? Am I right? TELL ME! What is it?",... It is called ss'jabroka'. To us it is a potent narcotic.
... It is called ss'jabroka'. To us it is a potent narcotic.,How potent?
How potent?,"Like your cocaine, I suppose. The ""high"" lasts several hours. We would receive small amounts of it... as a reward for our labor."
"Like your cocaine, I suppose. The ""high"" lasts several hours. We would receive small amounts of it... as a reward for our labor.",We? You've taken it?
We? You've taken it?,We all did.
We all did.,Where did he get it? Was there any of it on the ship?
Where did he get it? Was there any of it on the ship?,No... I am sure not. That is why I am so concerned... someone must now be producing it here. But none of my people know how to make it. The process was carefully guarded.
No... I am sure not. That is why I am so concerned... someone must now be producing it here. But none of my people know how to make it. The process was carefully guarded.,"Jesus, this is major. Why didn't you tell me sooner? Why'd you hold out on me?"
"Jesus, this is major. Why didn't you tell me sooner? Why'd you hold out on me?",Your people don't know about this part of out past. And they can't know -- It would threaten our entire existence here.
"With Harcourt and Kipling dead, I assume you will be requesting reassignment now.","It'd be for your own good. I think you'd be better off with a partner who's a little more... by the book. ... Still, I gotta tell you, George, for a quiet guy, you're sure on wheels once you get going. I'd kinda hate to miss your next two days as a detective."
"I never thought I'd say this, but -- for once in my life I think I'm willing to wait for back-up.",We can't let him get away.
We can't let him get away.,Why the are you so dead set against back-up?
Why the are you so dead set against back-up?,Because... because of what will happen if humans see what we are capable of becoming.
Because... because of what will happen if humans see what we are capable of becoming.,But there's no more drug.
But there's no more drug.,You understand that. But how many others will?
Mr. Hubley was an all right guy -- and a good manager. The men liked him. I'm really gonna have to scramble to fill his shoes.,"Well, one of the men didn't like him so much..."
"Don't him off, O'Neal. When he gets like this, I can't control him. I've seen this before. He got like this once -- I saw him a guy's spine out and show it to him. Nothing I could do. I hadda go throw up.","... They took the stuff out, all of it -- this afternoon."
"No I.D. on him and -- well, you know, no fingerprints -- so it could be tough. Your buddies this morning went through the mug book but couldn't make a match.",Fedorchuk couldn't find his with his hands in his back pockets.
"You took this gut out, too, didn't you?",Yeah.
Yeah.,"Lucky for you, you got him in both of his... well, what we loosely refer to as... hearts."
"Lucky for you, you got him in both of his... well, what we loosely refer to as... hearts.",Lucky nothing. I had to empty my gun into him.
Lucky nothing. I had to empty my gun into him.,That's the way these people are. You don't hit both pumps you just them off.
Granger and Pitts are already on it.,"Granger and Pitts have one of a caseload... and I would have thought with Jetson here being the first Newcomer plainclothes, and Hubley's body being found over in the Newcomer community..."
"Granger and Pitts have one of a caseload... and I would have thought with Jetson here being the first Newcomer plainclothes, and Hubley's body being found over in the Newcomer community...",Don't tell me what to think.
You son of a,"Don't make me pull rank, Ripley."
"Don't make me pull rank, Ripley.",What rank? I believe Corporal Hicks has authority here.
What rank? I believe Corporal Hicks has authority here.,Corporal Hicks!?
Corporal Hicks!?,This operation is under military jurisdiction and Hicks is next in chain of command. Right?
How do you feel?,"All right, I guess. One of a hangover. Look, Ripley... I..."
"All right, I guess. One of a hangover. Look, Ripley... I...",Forget it.
Are there any questions? Hudson?,How do I get out of this outfit?
Let's get the out of here!,"Not that tunnel, the other one!"
"Well that's great! That's just great, man. Now what the are we supposed to do, man? We're in some real pretty now!",Are you finished? You okay?
We got problems.,I don't believe this. Do you believe this?
"Removed surgically before embryo implantation. Subject: Marachuk, John L. Died during procedure. They killed him getting it off.",Poor
"Yeah, Watch us.","Maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got out kicked, pal!"
The analysis team which went over your shuttle centimeter by centimeter found no physical evidence of the creature you describe...,That's because I blew it out the airlock! Like I said.
Is she a good,What??
What??,I assume she's the virtuoso in that department. There can't be any other reason you'd marry someone like that.
No! I won't have him back.,"But he needs to be here in Salzburg, Your Grace. He needs me and he needs you. Your protection, your understanding."
"But he needs to be here in Salzburg, Your Grace. He needs me and he needs you. Your protection, your understanding.",Hardly.
Hardly.,"Oh sir, yes! He's about to make the worst mistake of his life. Some little Viennese is trying to trick him into marriage. I know my son. He is too simple to see the trap - and there is no one there who really cares for him."
"Oh sir, yes! He's about to make the worst mistake of his life. Some little Viennese is trying to trick him into marriage. I know my son. He is too simple to see the trap - and there is no one there who really cares for him.",I'm not surprised. Money seems to be more important to him than loyalty or friendship. He has sold himself to Vienna. Let Vienna look out for him.
I'm not surprised. Money seems to be more important to him than loyalty or friendship. He has sold himself to Vienna. Let Vienna look out for him.,Sir -
Sir -,"Your son is an unprincipled, spoiled, conceited brat."
"Your son is an unprincipled, spoiled, conceited brat.","Yes, sir, that's the truth. But don't blame him. The fault is mine. I was too indulgent with him. But not again. Never again, I promise! I implore you - let me bring him back here. I'll make him give his word to serve you faithfully."
"Yes, sir, that's the truth. But don't blame him. The fault is mine. I was too indulgent with him. But not again. Never again, I promise! I implore you - let me bring him back here. I'll make him give his word to serve you faithfully.",And how will you make him keep it?
And how will you make him keep it?,"Oh, sir, he's never disobeyed me in anything. Please, Your Grace, give him one more chance."
"Oh, sir, he's never disobeyed me in anything. Please, Your Grace, give him one more chance.",You have leave to try.
You have leave to try.,"Oh, Your Grace - I thank Your Grace! I thank you!"
"Oh, ha, ha, ha.",Sra-I'm-sick! Sra-I'm sick!
Sra-I'm-sick! Sra-I'm sick!,"Yes, you are. You're very sick."
"Yes, you are. You're very sick.","No, no. Say it backwards, Sra-I'm-sick Say it backwards!"
"No, no. Say it backwards, Sra-I'm-sick Say it backwards!",Sra-I'm-sick. Sick - kiss I'm - my Kiss my! Sra-I'm-sick - Kiss my
Sra-I'm-sick. Sick - kiss I'm - my Kiss my! Sra-I'm-sick - Kiss my,Em iram! Em iram!
Em iram! Em iram!,"No, I'm not playing this game."
"No, I'm not playing this game.","No, this is serious. Say it backwards."
"No, this is serious. Say it backwards.",No!
No!,Just say it - you'll see. It's very serious. Em iram! Em iram!
Just say it - you'll see. It's very serious. Em iram! Em iram!,"Iram - marry Em - marry me! No, no! You're a fiend. I'm not going to marry a fiend. A dirty fiend at that."
"Iram - marry Em - marry me! No, no! You're a fiend. I'm not going to marry a fiend. A dirty fiend at that.",Ui-vol-i-tub!
Ui-vol-i-tub!,Tub - but i-tub - but I vol - love but I love ui - You. I love you!
There's a young girl to see you.,What does she want?
What does she want?,I don't know.
I don't know.,"Well, ask her!"
"Well, ask her!",She won't talk to me. She says she has to speak to you.
She won't talk to me. She says she has to speak to you.,"Oh,"
"Look, you little clown, do you know how many people I've hired for you? Do you know how many people are waiting?",Leave him alone!
Leave him alone!,I'm paying these people. Do you realize that?
I'm paying these people. Do you realize that?,He's doing his best.
He's doing his best.,I'm paying people just to wait for you. It's ridiculous!
I'm paying people just to wait for you. It's ridiculous!,"You know what's ridiculous? Your libretto, that's what's ridiculous. Only an idiot would ask Wolfi to work on that stuff!"
"You know what's ridiculous? Your libretto, that's what's ridiculous. Only an idiot would ask Wolfi to work on that stuff!",Oh yes? And what's so intelligent about writing a Requiem?
Oh yes? And what's so intelligent about writing a Requiem?,Money! Money!
Money! Money!,"You're mad! She's mad, Wolfi."
"You're mad! She's mad, Wolfi.","Oh yes, and who are you? He's worked for Kings. For the Emperor. Who are you?"
"Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Down there, you. Welcome to you. Pay no attention, they're impossible. Stop it, you willful things! Come this way. Just ignore them. They're perfectly harmless, just willful. I treat them just like my own children.",And which one of them do you want me to teach?
And which one of them do you want me to teach?,"What? Ha-ha! That's funny - I like it. Which one, eh? You're a funny fellow. Hannah! Come this way."
That's wonderful!,"Yes, yes - go on. The Voca Me. Suddenly sotto voce. Write that down: sotto voce, pianissimo. Voca me benedictis. Call me among the blessed."
"C Major. Sopranos and altos in thirds. Altos on C. Sopranos above. Vo-ca, vo-ca me, vo-ca me be-ne- dic-tis.",Sopranos up to F on the second 'Voca'?
Sopranos up to F on the second 'Voca'?,"Yes, and on 'dictis'."
"Yes, and on 'dictis'.",Yes!
"Oh dear girl, your extracurricular activities are of no consequence to me. I don't give a who you sleep with. I'm concerned about David.","Yes, sir."
"Yes, sir.",It's a full moon. Where is he?
It's a full moon. Where is he?,At my flat. I'm off at midnight and...
Hello. You all right?,I'm sorry I woke you up.
I'm sorry I woke you up.,Don't be silly. Can I get you something?
Don't be silly. Can I get you something?,"No, thank you. Just keep me company for a while."
"No, thank you. Just keep me company for a while.",That's easy enough.
That's easy enough.,I keep having these really terrible dreams. They are getting worse and I can't seem to stop them.
I keep having these really terrible dreams. They are getting worse and I can't seem to stop them.,"David, your dreams will stop. You'll leave England and your bad memories; and then this will all fade away."
"David, your dreams will stop. You'll leave England and your bad memories; and then this will all fade away.",Will you come with me?
Will you come with me?,What?
What?,I'm serious. You don't know me and I know nothing about you. We have a perfect relationship.
I'm serious. You don't know me and I know nothing about you. We have a perfect relationship.,"Now, David, I said I would keep you company, but I meant right here and now."
"Now, David, I said I would keep you company, but I meant right here and now.",Will you think about it?
Will you think about it?,How did we get from your bad dreams to my taking a holiday with a patient?
How did we get from your bad dreams to my taking a holiday with a patient?,Not just a patient -- me.
Not just a patient -- me.,"You're being awfully forward, aren't you?"
"You're being awfully forward, aren't you?","Forgive me, I'm trying to cheer myself up and an affair with a beautiful nurse seemed like just the thing to do it."
"Forgive me, I'm trying to cheer myself up and an affair with a beautiful nurse seemed like just the thing to do it.",All I am to you is a fantasy then?
All I am to you is a fantasy then?,Now I'm embarrassed.
Now I'm embarrassed.,Good. I thought for a moment I was the only embarrassed one in the room.
"Alex, I've lost my mind. I woke up at the zoo! But you know what? I feel terrific!",The zoo?
The zoo?,"Waking up at the zoo, that's not so insane. Having no clothes on? That's insane. What did I do last night, Alex?"
"Waking up at the zoo, that's not so insane. Having no clothes on? That's insane. What did I do last night, Alex?",Don't you remember?
Don't you remember?,I said goodbye to you. I was locked out of the flat. I climbed the wall and came in through the bathroom window. I started to read and then I was at the zoo! I guess I am out of my mind.
"David, please be rational. Let's go to Dr. Hirsch.","Rational!?! I'm a werewolf, for Christ's sake!"
He all right?,"Yes, I should think. He called out just now."
"Yes, I should think. He called out just now.","He's an American, you know. Dr. Hirsch is going to fetch round one of those Embassy fellows to see him."
"He's an American, you know. Dr. Hirsch is going to fetch round one of those Embassy fellows to see him.",Chart says he's from New York.
Chart says he's from New York.,I think he's a Jew.
I think he's a Jew.,Why on earth do you say that?
Why on earth do you say that?,I looked.
I looked.,"Really, Susan, I don't think that was very proper, and besides, it's common practice now."
"All right, you two, move along.","Hey, you I want you to arrest me!"
"Hey, you I want you to arrest me!",There's no call for that kind of language.
There's no call for that kind of language.,Queen Elizabeth is a man! Prince Charles is a Winston Churchill was full of
Queen Elizabeth is a man! Prince Charles is a Winston Churchill was full of,Now see here young man.
Now see here young man.,Shakespeare was French! The Queen Mother sucks in
"Miss Price! Miss Price, please!",Get your hands off me! What the is going on here?
Did you get a good look at the man who attacked you?,"I've told you, it wasn't a man. It was an animal. A big wolf or something. A rabid dog."
"I've told you, it wasn't a man. It was an animal. A big wolf or something. A rabid dog.",Yes.
Yes.,"Look, Dr. Hirsch, I know I've been traumatized, but Jack was torn apart. I saw him. A man can't do that to someone with his bare hands."
"Look, Dr. Hirsch, I know I've been traumatized, but Jack was torn apart. I saw him. A man can't do that to someone with his bare hands.",You'd be surprised what horrors a man is capable of.
You'd be surprised what horrors a man is capable of.,Did you see Jack?
Did you see Jack?,"No. In fact, your wounds were cleaned and dressed before you arrived here."
"No. In fact, your wounds were cleaned and dressed before you arrived here.",Did you talk to the police in East Proctor? Did the cops go to The Slaughtered Lamb?
Did you talk to the police in East Proctor? Did the cops go to The Slaughtered Lamb?,I really don't know.
I really don't know.,Then why the are you so quick to disbelieve me? You yourself said it must have taken incredible strength to tear apart a person like that.
Then why the are you so quick to disbelieve me? You yourself said it must have taken incredible strength to tear apart a person like that.,"David, please. The police are satisfied. I'm certain that if a monster were out roaming northern England we'd have seen it on the telly."
"David, please. The police are satisfied. I'm certain that if a monster were out roaming northern England we'd have seen it on the telly.","You really think I'm crazy, don't you?"
"You really think I'm crazy, don't you?","Believe me. The Hound of the Baskervilles was an invention of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's. And if you'd read the bloody book, you'd find that Holmes discovered your house of a fraud, a fake."
What the was that all about?,I don't know. Let's see if there's an inn or something up the road.
I don't know. Let's see if there's an inn or something up the road.,Beware the moon?
Beware the moon?,"Come on, I'm freezing."
Oh What is that?,A sheep dog or something. Turn slowly and let's walk away.
You're not real.,Don't be an David. Come here.
What's keeping you?,"Oh, Charlie again."
"Oh, Charlie again.","Say Matt, you haven't done anything about what you saw today, have you?"
"Say Matt, you haven't done anything about what you saw today, have you?","Who? Cluett? No, not yet. But I'd like to take a crack at that stiff- necked, horse dollar.[6]"
"Who? Cluett? No, not yet. But I'd like to take a crack at that stiff- necked, horse dollar.[6]","Oh now, don't be silly."
"Oh now, don't be silly.",Can you imagine that guy? He was kissing her.
Can you imagine that guy? He was kissing her.,"Now you've got me worried, dear. Promise me you won't butt in."
"Now you've got me worried, dear. Promise me you won't butt in.","Okay, honey - but just the same I'd like to take a crack at that—"
"That's what the newspapers say. Weren't for Jesse James, this gang wouldn't be able to find a goat's with a stick.",What?
"Home. We go home. We ride like to get there, and we anything or anyone that comes between us and our homes. And when we get there we stay there and help any fool who tries to get me to leave my farm again.",Best plan I heard all war.
"You shut up now, boy.","No, really. You're wife said she needed some help, seeing as you were so you couldn't find your --"
"Because we were good at it? we were great at it. Jesse, don't tell anyone I said this, because everybody knows I'm the toughest man in this town, but you are one terrifying sonofabitch with those guns.",Yeah.
You 'um big lawman?,"Yeah, What do you want?"
"Yeah, What do you want?",Great Chief of St. Louis send me.
Great Chief of St. Louis send me.,The District Marshall
Where the were you?,I had you covered. From back there.
I had you covered. From back there., 
"Hello, Liberty Missoura!","All this time in the saddle... We get to the farm, I'm going to shoot this horse just on principle."
"""Big and older""?",You can shut up now.
You can shut up now.,You are a charmer.
You are a charmer.,I swear I'll shoot you in your sleep.
I swear I'll shoot you in your sleep.,"Next time try ""fat and haggard."""
"Shoulda learned with Web. Made it look fun, made it look like an adventure. Got Web killed. Now Jim.",Jim was old enough...
Jim was old enough...,He was a boy riding with the most famous outlaws in the West. How was he supposed to say no to that?
He was a boy riding with the most famous outlaws in the West. How was he supposed to say no to that?,Railroad burned him out too. You couldn't have stopped him.
Railroad burned him out too. You couldn't have stopped him.,You're a liar for the smartest man I know.
You're a liar for the smartest man I know.,Yeah.
Yeah.,A war against the railroad. What the were we thinking?
A war against the railroad. What the were we thinking?,I'm sure it seemed like a good idea at the time.
"Allow a man his version of the past. When you get to be my age, you've got enough painful memories, you're allowed to soften a few of the edges up.",Sounds like he was a of a man.
Sounds like he was a of a man.,That he was.
That he was.,They're making him a hero now.
They're making him a hero now.,Saved a lot of folk from the railroad.
Saved a lot of folk from the railroad.,"But he killed a lot of men, too."
"But he killed a lot of men, too.",Can't argue that.
Can't argue that.,So what was he?
So what was he?,I think... he was just a real interestin' fella to have around.
"Ma, I'm glad to see you being nice to our friend.",He's a good Christian and he killed Yankees. Jesus told me that made him an all right boy.
"You get arrested again, I'll you.",Yes ma'am.
Yes ma'am.,I can't believe I had to blow up a train for you.
I can't believe I had to blow up a train for you.,You are a of a woman.
You are a of a woman.,Don't swear.
Don't swear.,Yes ma'am.
"Oh. That's nice to know. We're going to hang you, you know.",I figured.
I figured.,Was it worth it?
Was it worth it?,Should have just killed Thaddeus Rains and been done with it.
Should have just killed Thaddeus Rains and been done with it.,That's what I would have done.
That's what I would have done.,I'm not hanged yet.
I'm not hanged yet.,You cocky little
You cocky little,"Ahh, you'll miss me."
"Ahh, you'll miss me.","No, I'll hang you. But I may miss you just a bit."
What about that Rock Island,"It's his money. He's putting up the payroll out of his own fortune. You do want to hurt Thaddeus Rains, don't you Jesse?"
My professional opinion is that you have managed to off the wrong bunch of farm boys this time.,They had to be dealt with!
They had to be dealt with!,By burning down their homes?
"It's early in the game yet, Mr. Rains. Jesse James and I are just learning how each other moves, feeling out each other's patterns.",I'm losing millions of dollars and months of time while you play chess with these farmers!
I'm losing millions of dollars and months of time while you play chess with these farmers!,"Hardly farmers. I've done some checking. All these were in the War. These men know sabotage, tactics, and have four years of bloody fighting experience behind them. They are disciplined, well-trained and have a charismatic leader. If I were to design the perfect outlaw band, this gang is what I would create."
"Hardly farmers. I've done some checking. All these were in the War. These men know sabotage, tactics, and have four years of bloody fighting experience behind them. They are disciplined, well-trained and have a charismatic leader. If I were to design the perfect outlaw band, this gang is what I would create.",So you can't tell me anything?
So you can't tell me anything?,It's going to be a long winter.
What the is that sound?,Vengeance.
"No, you idiot. I said ""Is it a receptacle tip?"" Not, is Luis a despicable twit. Is it a receptacle tip? Get off me.",Is it a what?
Is it a what?,Pull out.
Pull out.,I'm ignoring you.
I'm ignoring you.,"Pull out, goddamnit!"
"Pull out, goddamnit!","What do you want, Courtney?"
"See? Happy? You dumb Are you happy, you dumb",Oh just get it over with.
"You'll notice that my friends and I all look and behave in a remarkably similar fashion, but there are subtle differences between us. McDermott is the biggest Van Patten is the yes man. Price is the most wired. I'm the best looking. We all have light tans. Right now I'm in a bad mood because this is not a good table, and Van Patten keeps asking dumb, obvious questions about how to dress .",What are the rules for a sweater vest?
"Listen, what about dinner?","Is that all you ever have to contribute, Van Patten? ""What about dinner?"""
"Now, if you'll excuse me, I really must...","Wait. Stop. You don't seem to understand. You're not really comprehending any of this. I killed him. I did it, Carnes. I'm Patrick Bateman. I chopped Owen's head off. I tortured dozens of girls. The whole message I left on your machine was true."
"Wait. Stop. You don't seem to understand. You're not really comprehending any of this. I killed him. I did it, Carnes. I'm Patrick Bateman. I chopped Owen's head off. I tortured dozens of girls. The whole message I left on your machine was true.",Excuse me. I really must he going.
Excuse me. I really must he going.,"No! Listen, don't you know who I am? I'm not Davis, I'm Patrick Bateman! I talk to you on the phone all the time! Don't you recognize me? You're my lawyer."
"There's this theory out now that if you can catch the AIDS virus through having with someone who is infected, then you can also catch anything-Alzheimer's, muscular dystrophy, hemophilia, leukemia, diabetes, dyslexia, for Christ's sake-you can get dyslexia from","I'm not sure, guy, but I don't think dyslexia is a virus."
"I'm not sure, guy, but I don't think dyslexia is a virus.","Oh, who knows? They don't know that. Prove it."
It's definitely weak but I have a feeling if we do enough of it we'll be okay.,"I want to get high off this; Bateman, not sprinkle it on my All-Bran."
"Don't, I'll drink it.","Listen to me, Patrick. I'm leaving."
"Listen to me, Patrick. I'm leaving.",Where to? Are you going to go get a gram?
Where to? Are you going to go get a gram?,I'm leaving! I...am...leaving!
I'm leaving! I...am...leaving!,Don't tell me...merchant banking?
Don't tell me...merchant banking?,"No, you dumb son of a I'm serious. I'm disappearing."
"No, you dumb son of a I'm serious. I'm disappearing.",Where to? Morgan Stanley? Rehab? What?
"And Bateman, what are YOU SO zany about?","I'm just a happy camper. Rockin' and a-rollin'. VAN PATTEN Rehab's done wonders for you, pal. Working for UNICEF now?"
Patrick Bateman's office.,Jean? Hello? Jean?
Jean? Hello? Jean?,Patrick? Is that you?
Patrick? Is that you?,"Hello? Jean, I need help!"
"Hello? Jean, I need help!",Where are you?
Where are you?,Jean-I'm not-
Jean-I'm not-,Craig McDermott called. He wants to meet you and David Van Patten and Tim Price at Harry's for drinks.
Craig McDermott called. He wants to meet you and David Van Patten and Tim Price at Harry's for drinks.,"Oh what did you say, you dumb"
"Oh what did you say, you dumb",Patrick? I can't hear you.
Patrick? I can't hear you.,What are I doing?
What are I doing?,"Where are you? Patrick, what's wrong?"
"Where are you? Patrick, what's wrong?","I don't think I'm gonna make it, Jean."
"What do you mean, she was a hot number.","If you had an American Express card she'd give you a Listen, this girl worked in a tanning salon, need I say more?...What do you do?"
This tastes weird. Harley? It's me. I need your services. Translate that anyway you'd like. I'm at-,You're at Paul Owen s.
You're at Paul Owen s.,Who?
Who?,Paul Owen.
Paul Owen.,"I want the number, idiot. Anyway, I'm at Paul Norman's and I'll try you later and if I don't see you at Canal Bar tomorrow night I'm going to sic my hairdresser on you."
"Hello, Halberstam. Nice tie. How the are you?",I've been great. And you?
"And Cecelia, how is she? Where is she tonight?","Cecelia is, well...you know"
"Cecelia is, well...you know",Evelyn. Great Goes out with that loser Patrick Bateman. What a dork.
Evelyn. Great Goes out with that loser Patrick Bateman. What a dork.,"Another Martini, Paul?"
How can he lie like that? How can he pull that,"What Now where do we have reservations at? I mean I'm not really hungry, but I would like to have reservations somewhere."
"What Now where do we have reservations at? I mean I'm not really hungry, but I would like to have reservations somewhere.",I don't believe it. He looks so...normal. He seems so... out of it. So...undangerous.
"I just don't see how someone, anyone, can appear that way and yet be involved in such total How can you be so I don't know, cool about it?","Some guys are just born cool, I guess."
"It seems the tables have turned again, Dr. Evil.",Not really. the little See what I care.
Not really. the little See what I care.,"Man, you are one chilly square!"
"Mr. Powers, my job is to acclimate you to the Nineties. You know, a lot's changed since 1967.","Well, as long as people are still having promiscuous with many anonymous partners without protection, while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I'll be sound as a pound."
"Well, as long as people are still having promiscuous with many anonymous partners without protection, while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I'll be sound as a pound.",My mother's told me all about you.
My mother's told me all about you.,"If it's a lie, her. It it's the truth, me. I hope that's witty. How's your mum?"
"If it's a lie, her. It it's the truth, me. I hope that's witty. How's your mum?","My mother's doing quite well, thank you very much."
"Pretty groovy Jumbo Jet, eh? How does a hot chick like you end up working at the Ministry of Defense?","I went to Oxford and excelled in several subjects, but I ended up specializing in foreign languages. I wanted to travel -- see the world. In my last year I was accepted into the M.O.D. in the Cultural Studies sector. I thought I was off on an exciting career, but my job was to read everything printed in every country. It's very boring. My whole day is spent reading wedding announcements in Farsi. If I do well with this case, I finally get promoted to field operative..."
"I went to Oxford and excelled in several subjects, but I ended up specializing in foreign languages. I wanted to travel -- see the world. In my last year I was accepted into the M.O.D. in the Cultural Studies sector. I thought I was off on an exciting career, but my job was to read everything printed in every country. It's very boring. My whole day is spent reading wedding announcements in Farsi. If I do well with this case, I finally get promoted to field operative...","That's fascinating, Vanessa. Listen, why don't we go into the back and"
"That's fascinating, Vanessa. Listen, why don't we go into the back and",I beg your pardon?
I beg your pardon?,"I've been frozen for thirty years, man, I want to see if my bits and pieces are still working."
"I've been frozen for thirty years, man, I want to see if my bits and pieces are still working.",Excuse me?
Excuse me?,My wedding tackle.
My wedding tackle.,I'm sorry?
I'm sorry?,My meat and two veg.
My meat and two veg.,"Mr. Powers, please. I know that you must be a little confused, but we have a very serious situation at hand. I would appreciate it if you'd concentrate on our mission and give your libido a rest."
"Mr. Powers, please. I know that you must be a little confused, but we have a very serious situation at hand. I would appreciate it if you'd concentrate on our mission and give your libido a rest.",Have you ever made love to a Chigro?
Have you ever made love to a Chigro?,A Chigro?
A Chigro?,"You know, a Chigro... part Chinese, part Chigro."
"You know, a Chigro... part Chinese, part Chigro.",We don't use the term 'Negro' anymore. It's considered offensive.
We don't use the term 'Negro' anymore. It's considered offensive.,"That's right. You're supposed to say 'colored' now, right? Here's the stewardesses! Bring on the sexy stews!"
"Brrrr! She must be frigid. There's two things I know about life: one, Americans will never take to soccer. Two, Swedish girls and stewardesses love to They're man! Let me ask you a question, Vanessa, and be honest.",Sure.
Sure.,Do I make you
Do I make you,What?
What?,"Do I make you Randy, you know. To you, am I eros manifest?"
"Do I make you Randy, you know. To you, am I eros manifest?",I hope this is part of the unfreezing process.
I hope this is part of the unfreezing process.,"Listen, Vanessa, I'm a swinger... That's what I do, I swing."
"Listen, Vanessa, I'm a swinger... That's what I do, I swing.","I understand that, Mr. Powers, but let me be perfectly clear with you, perhaps to the point of being insulting. I will never have with you, ever. If you were the last man on Earth and I was the last woman on Earth, and the future of the human race depended on our having simply for procreation, I still would not have with you."
I can't see a bloody thing.,"Oh, I forgot to tell you, they're prescription X-ray glasses. I have very bad astigmatism."
"Hello, hello. That's Dr. Evil's cat.",How do you know?
How do you know?,I never forget a cat.
I haven't had fun like that since college.,I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.,Why?
Why?,I'm sorry that bug up your had to die.
"All right, I get it. I have bad teeth. You have to understand, in Britain in the Sixties you could be a symbol and still have bad teeth. It didn't matter.","No, no, no. We'll use the floss to get to the ledge."
"No, no, no. We'll use the floss to get to the ledge.",Smashing idea! Give it to me.
"Danger Powers, personal effects.","Actually, my name's Austin Powers."
"Actually, my name's Austin Powers.","It says here, name Danger Powers."
"It says here, name Danger Powers.",Danger's my middle name.
Danger's my middle name.,"OK, Austin Danger Powers: One blue crushed-velvet suit. One frilly lace cravat. One gold medallion with peace symbol. One pair of Italian shoes. One pair of tie-dyed socks, purple. One vinyl recording album: Tom Jones, Live at Las Vegas. One Swedish-made enlarger pump."
"OK, Austin Danger Powers: One blue crushed-velvet suit. One frilly lace cravat. One gold medallion with peace symbol. One pair of Italian shoes. One pair of tie-dyed socks, purple. One vinyl recording album: Tom Jones, Live at Las Vegas. One Swedish-made enlarger pump.",That's not mine.
That's not mine.,"One credit card receipt for Swedish- made enlarger pump, signed Austin Powers."
"One credit card receipt for Swedish- made enlarger pump, signed Austin Powers.","I'm telling you, baby, that's not mine."
"I'm telling you, baby, that's not mine.","One warranty card for Swedish-made enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers."
"One warranty card for Swedish-made enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers.","I don't even know what this is. This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby."
"I don't even know what this is. This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.","One book: Swedish-Made Enlarger Pumps and Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag, Baby, by Austin Powers."
"Dad, we just made a breakthrough in group!","I had the group liquidated, you little They were insolent."
"I had the group liquidated, you little They were insolent.",I hate you! I hate you! I wish I was never artificially created in a lab.
I hate you! I hate you! I wish I was never artificially created in a lab.,"Scott, don't say that..."
"Umm, that also has already happened.","Right. Oh, let's just do what we always do. Let's hijack some nuclear weapons and hold the world hostage. Gentlemen, it's come to my attention that a breakaway Russian Republic called Kreplachistan will be transferring a nuclear warhead to the United Nations in a few days. Here's the plan. We get the warhead, and we hold the world ransom... ...FOR ONE MILLION DOLLARS!"
"Well, knows he tried, but I've been rather firm with him, Mummy. You didn't tell me he was so obsessed with It's bizarre.",You can't judge him by modern standards. He's very much a product of his times. In my day he could have any woman he wanted.
You can't judge him by modern standards. He's very much a product of his times. In my day he could have any woman he wanted.,What about his teeth?
What about his teeth?,"You have to understand, in Britain in the Sixties you could be a symbol and still have bad teeth. It didn't matter."
"You have to understand, in Britain in the Sixties you could be a symbol and still have bad teeth. It didn't matter.",I just don't see it.
I just don't see it.,"Just wait. Once Austin gets you in his charms, it's impossible to get out."
"Just wait. Once Austin gets you in his charms, it's impossible to get out.",Did you ever...
Did you ever...,Of course not. I was married to your father.
Of course not. I was married to your father.,Did you ever want to?
Did you ever want to?,"Austin is very charming, very debonair. He's handsome, witty, has a knowledge of fine wines, sophisticated, a world-renowned photographer. Women want him, men want to be him. He's a lover of love-- every bit an International Man of Mystery."
Bad news. Father's looking for you. Where are those bloody ministers?,Have a look at this.
Cocky little I hope he was a baddy.,I feel sure of it.
I feel sure of it.,I'm Alice. Mother said you'd be on your way. Mrs. Peel with you?
I'm Alice. Mother said you'd be on your way. Mrs. Peel with you?,She was ...
I'm totally blown away. You're getting married. It seems like only yesterday I showed you how to have,"Deb, I want to throw you a shower."
Denmark makes great Nautilus equipment.,I'd like to and press those babies.
"Rick, I want to talk to you.","Ah, Cole. I don't remember ordering an from room service."
My car's gone!,Maybe it had something to do.
Maybe it had something to do., 
"Cole, what the are you doing?",She's mine!
Some slob in the next booth is making a lot of noise.,"Well, tell the to shut up."
"Well, tell the to shut up.","Right. Hey, shut up. Okay, sir."
"Right. Hey, shut up. Okay, sir.","Sorry, I can't hear you. Some pin head's yelling... Shut up, I'm talking here. Now look, I want you to go back and I don't care what you do. Stop that marriage."
"Cole, we've got to talk.",Finally realized Rick's a huh?
Finally realized Rick's a huh?,"No, Cole, I..."
"No, Cole, I...","It's all right, I forgive you. I'm not the vengeful type. We'll forget what happened. Why don't we take a trip together? Maybe a few lions in Kenya over Christmas."
"It's all right, I forgive you. I'm not the vengeful type. We'll forget what happened. Why don't we take a trip together? Maybe a few lions in Kenya over Christmas.","Cole, listen to me... I've got to tell you..."
"Cole, listen to me... I've got to tell you...","You know, when you dumped me for that wimp, I thought, Cole, she'll be back. wants the two of you to be together, and sure enough..."
"You know, when you dumped me for that wimp, I thought, Cole, she'll be back. wants the two of you to be together, and sure enough...","Cole, I'm marrying Rick."
"Cole, I'm marrying Rick.",You're marrying him? Then why are you coming back to me?
You're marrying him? Then why are you coming back to me?,I'm not. I just thought I should tell you myself before you heard it somewhere else.
"Jumbo, where the are the women?","What are you talking about,"
"What are you talking about,",Your never showed up.
Your never showed up.,"They left an hour ago, pink nuts."
"They left an hour ago, pink nuts.",you!
"That's it, lips.",What are you...
What are you...,"I've had it, numb nuts... How much money you got?"
"I've had it, numb nuts... How much money you got?",Why?
Why?,Because I'm off. Now give me your cash.
"you... that... Don't me around. You promised me 1500 seats for the Police Concert... 1500, not fifteen!... that... you -- Sting. Hi, guys.","Gary, you're quite an animal."
"Gary, you're quite an animal.",you...
It's true.,This place should have been wall to wall by now.
This place should have been wall to wall by now.,Guy paints a beautiful picture.
Guy paints a beautiful picture.,I'm going to see what the happened.
I'm going to see what the happened.,Looks like the only one who got here was you.
Looks like the only one who got here was you.,that.
My marriage is the worst. All A big pile of,Maybe your marriage should lay off grains for a while.
Maybe your marriage should lay off grains for a while.,"She hates me. It's over. You'll see, as soon as you get married, everything changes. You sure you want to go through with it, man?"
"She hates me. It's over. You'll see, as soon as you get married, everything changes. You sure you want to go through with it, man?","What do you mean, it changes?"
What the are you doing?,I'm trying to slash my wrists.
I'm trying to slash my wrists.,You're trying to yourself with an electric razor?
You're trying to yourself with an electric razor?,I couldn't find any razor blades.
I couldn't find any razor blades.,"Well, this is terrific. Now you're gonna have wrists that are smooth and kissable. Just go out there. Forget about everything and laugh it up."
"Well, this is terrific. Now you're gonna have wrists that are smooth and kissable. Just go out there. Forget about everything and laugh it up.","Ha, ha, ha."
"Ha, ha, ha.","No, have fun first. Then laugh. Now, forget about marriage for a while. Go party."
Where the is he?,"Knowing Larry, he probably missed the flight."
What the is that?,My gift to you.
My gift to you.,Under the table!
Under the table!,The best table in the house.
"Rick, I'm concerned.",About what?
About what?,This is your bachelor party. You haven't had with anyone yet.
This is your bachelor party. You haven't had with anyone yet.,"Get a few drinks into me, we'll dance and see what happens."
"Get a few drinks into me, we'll dance and see what happens.","I got something you can't resist. I have a friend, Tracey. She wants to meet you. She loves to please."
"I got something you can't resist. I have a friend, Tracey. She wants to meet you. She loves to please.",Oooooo.
Oooooo.,"Right in there, pal."
"Right in there, pal.","If I'm not out in a half hour, send for the paramedics."
"If I'm not out in a half hour, send for the paramedics.",That's the old Rick!
How the are we supposed to get this donkey inside?,I don't know.
I don't know.,What? I thought you told me you had it all figured out.
What? I thought you told me you had it all figured out.,Maybe I did... I don't remember.
Maybe I did... I don't remember.,I'd love to get you in an operating room. Just once.
Wash it to the windows?,"No, we'll hit the son of a head on."
"No, we'll hit the son of a head on.","It's gonna flash, Stevie. We gotta get behind it."
"It's gonna flash, Stevie. We gotta get behind it.","Nah, listen to it. It's a It'll just steam on us. It won't flash. Go high in the ceiling."
You know Knowlton pretty well?,Yeah...
Yeah...,Kind of an wasn't he?
"Adcox, go with Pengelly and check the other side.","It isn't safe, man. Don't go splittin' us up. Not with this one."
"It isn't safe, man. Don't go splittin' us up. Not with this one.","-- What the hell's the matter with you? You always check the other side. I haven't got time for right now, okay? We got a job here."
"-- What the hell's the matter with you? You always check the other side. I haven't got time for right now, okay? We got a job here.","Let me take the lead, Stephen..."
"Let me take the lead, Stephen...",it Adcox! Just do your job!
"Aw man, Stephen, listen to me...","-- What the were you thinking, huh? Burning people? You're a fireman."
"-- What the were you thinking, huh? Burning people? You're a fireman.","They were killing firemen, man. When Sally showed me what was in Swayzak's files... They were my friends, I had to do it. I had to do it for the department."
You son of a What the are you doing!,Stevie... I...
Did you do it for Tim?,"That was an accident! Jesus Christ, why did you have to go in there so early? Why didn't you listen to me!"
You gotta let me finish --,"Just come down, John. Just --"
"Just come down, John. Just --",-- Shut up! Your dad would puke if he saw how you've on his department!
-- He killed people --,-- You know what Swayzak would do to the department if this got out? --
-- You know what Swayzak would do to the department if this got out? --,"-- Stephen, this is --"
"-- Stephen, this is --",-- What he would do to your dad's department? You gotta let me finish it --
"Why'd you come here, Brian?","I wanted to know why you messed with my station assignment. I mean, is this really gonna have to one of those big brother -- little brother ""you broke my GI Joe and I'm still pissed"" games?"
"I wanted to know why you messed with my station assignment. I mean, is this really gonna have to one of those big brother -- little brother ""you broke my GI Joe and I'm still pissed"" games?","What is it with you, man, huh? How do you manage to keep coming up with new and amazing ways to up? That scotch Am I really supposed to believe you came crawling back home because you suddenly felt heart strings moan for the family biz? You were bankrupt, man."
"What is it with you, man, huh? How do you manage to keep coming up with new and amazing ways to up? That scotch Am I really supposed to believe you came crawling back home because you suddenly felt heart strings moan for the family biz? You were bankrupt, man.",Hey! You don't know me --
Hey! You don't know me --,"I know you cold, Brian. The scary thing is, you probably could have faked it for awhile. But you see, in this job there's no place to hide. Isn't like selling log cabins. You have a bad day here -- someone dies. And that's not good enough. Want another beer?"
"I know you cold, Brian. The scary thing is, you probably could have faked it for awhile. But you see, in this job there's no place to hide. Isn't like selling log cabins. You have a bad day here -- someone dies. And that's not good enough. Want another beer?",So that's it? Big bad brother's gonna ride my till I cough blood?
So that's it? Big bad brother's gonna ride my till I cough blood?,Big bad brother is going to treat you like any other probie -- that I don't think is going to make it.
"Y'know, I told myself a million times I didn't want to be a fireman. I said to that line about tradition and family legacy. I know I split, and I know how you felt...","Yeah, you know. You know what it felt like."
"Yeah, you know. You know what it felt like.","I gotta do this, Stephen. I gotta know."
"I gotta do this, Stephen. I gotta know.","I think you're gonna find out, Brian. Don't be late tomorrow."
it Stephen!,-- I told you to stay next to me!
-- I told you to stay next to me!,"-- I was doin' it! I was up there doin' it. You don't know, man, you don't know what I did!"
"-- I was doin' it! I was up there doin' it. You don't know, man, you don't know what I did!","What you did was drop the ball, Probie. Get that right."
"Jesus, it's too bright in here... Like a spotlight... I'm goin' blind...",This?
This?,Yeah... too bright...
You okay?,I waited... I would have waited...
I waited... I would have waited...,"That's not what it's about, Brian. The point is there was a kid in there. And what if there'd been two? I went in because that's what I do. It's my way. It's dad's way. It isn't everybody's way."
"That's not what it's about, Brian. The point is there was a kid in there. And what if there'd been two? I went in because that's what I do. It's my way. It's dad's way. It isn't everybody's way.",Dad's way? Where did he tell you that? In a seance?
Dad's way? Where did he tell you that? In a seance?,"You said you wanted to know something, Brian. What did you learn today? What do you say, Brian, huh? Time to move on?"
"...Not now, Brian.","Had to take on another fire bare- handed, huh? Had to be myth man in there instead of looking out for your probie. Is that what happened? Is it, Stephen?"
"Had to take on another fire bare- handed, huh? Had to be myth man in there instead of looking out for your probie. Is that what happened? Is it, Stephen?",I had that fire. He didn't listen!
I had that fire. He didn't listen!,"He didn't listen? He was a candidate! He was your responsibility. He shouldn't have been there in the first place, Stephen. You burned him."
"He didn't listen? He was a candidate! He was your responsibility. He shouldn't have been there in the first place, Stephen. You burned him.",you.
I saw it.,Saw what?
Saw what?,"When dad died, I saw another fire..."
"When dad died, I saw another fire...",Everybody did.
Everybody did.,"I saw it before it got them. I tried to yell, but... He asked me to look out for him. And I didn't do it. I let him die."
"I saw it before it got them. I tried to yell, but... He asked me to look out for him. And I didn't do it. I let him die.","...Jesus, you been carrying that around for twenty years? For christ's sake, you were seven years old! You think he could have heard you in there?"
"...Jesus, you been carrying that around for twenty years? For christ's sake, you were seven years old! You think he could have heard you in there?","I hate him so much sometimes, Stephen. You don't know how hard it was for me to put that uniform on..."
"I hate him so much sometimes, Stephen. You don't know how hard it was for me to put that uniform on...","Maybe I do. ...What a fuckin' mess, huh? People can change Brian."
"Maybe I do. ...What a fuckin' mess, huh? People can change Brian.",Sometimes right when you're looking at them.
"-- Stephen, wait a minute. I gotta talk to you. It's Adcox, he's --",#NAME?
#NAME?,"I saw Adcox's back! I saw the burn! I put it there! Jesus Christ, Stephen, he's been killing people!"
"I saw Adcox's back! I saw the burn! I put it there! Jesus Christ, Stephen, he's been killing people!",I know.
I know.,How do you know?
How do you know?,I knew when you came looking for the chemicals. Looking for me.
I knew when you came looking for the chemicals. Looking for me.,#NAME?
#NAME?,"They were for the boat, Brian."
Hi.,Hey... So are you dating your boss or what?
Hey... So are you dating your boss or what?,"If you weren't at least the 300th person to ask me that, I'd probably be Boy, you sure know it's a man's world sometimes..."
"If you weren't at least the 300th person to ask me that, I'd probably be Boy, you sure know it's a man's world sometimes...",Sorry. Are you dating anyone?
Sorry. Are you dating anyone?,You think that's really any of your business?
You think that's really any of your business?,"Well, you did invite me here."
"Well, you did invite me here.",Marty did. But I wanted you to come to.
Okay.,"Boy, Rimgale's as slow as a snail, isn't he?"
"Boy, Rimgale's as slow as a snail, isn't he?","No, he's more of a dinosaur. Guy's not a though. He's juggling alot of balls on this one."
"No, he's more of a dinosaur. Guy's not a though. He's juggling alot of balls on this one.","Yeah, but it doesn't take Albert Einstein just to figure out if these guys were killed by accidents or not."
"Yeah, but it doesn't take Albert Einstein just to figure out if these guys were killed by accidents or not.","Jesus, give him a break. There isn't enough proof yet to go public. Sure, we found some chemical we think somebody dumped in the plugs to torch 'em, and we've maybe figured out why backdrafts, but you can't rush this stuff. Not 'till it's locked."
"Jesus, give him a break. There isn't enough proof yet to go public. Sure, we found some chemical we think somebody dumped in the plugs to torch 'em, and we've maybe figured out why backdrafts, but you can't rush this stuff. Not 'till it's locked.",But Rimgale's probably going to come around to arson.
But Rimgale's probably going to come around to arson.,"In a dinosaur kinda way, yeah."
Who the is doing this?,After it took your dad... the fire... did it look at you Brian? Did it talk to you?...
"If it was a joke, sir, you'd be laughing.",You walked out on this academy six years ago. One week to graduation. You think we forgot that? You think I did?
You walked out on this academy six years ago. One week to graduation. You think we forgot that? You think I did?,"I want another shot, Sir."
"I want another shot, Sir.","Look, everybody remembers your old man. Being his son, all you had to do was breathe to graduate here. Dead Hero Father Rule. But you blew us off. Why should I take you back?"
"Look, everybody remembers your old man. Being his son, all you had to do was breathe to graduate here. Dead Hero Father Rule. But you blew us off. Why should I take you back?","If you remember, sir, my test scores were in the top --"
"If you remember, sir, my test scores were in the top --","-- I don't give a what your test scores were, maybe you could have been a good firemen, but you had your shot."
"-- I don't give a what your test scores were, maybe you could have been a good firemen, but you had your shot.","I need another one, sir."
"I need another one, sir.","Sorry, but it's out of my hands. Try again next year."
"Sorry, but it's out of my hands. Try again next year.","No, it isn't out of your hands or you wouldn't even have met me. If I push you have to let me back in. Dead Hero Father Rule. Sir."
"No, it isn't out of your hands or you wouldn't even have met me. If I push you have to let me back in. Dead Hero Father Rule. Sir.","Even if you graduate this academy, you've still got nine months of probation. That's hard duty, son. If you don't really love this job, it'll you."
"Even if you graduate this academy, you've still got nine months of probation. That's hard duty, son. If you don't really love this job, it'll you.",See you Monday. Sir.
Son of a tears 'em apart just to eat the oxygen. Wouldn't take much at all to melt ten gauge wire. Problem's burnt magnesium leaves a powder trace -- unless you could find something that would eat its residue.,Trychticholorate. Then Swayzak can announce Seagrave was a
"That's it! Oh, that son of a he's different, it! You see what this tells us, huh? Our killer doesn't love fire!",What?
What?,I got it after we talked to Ronald. Torches. Want to fry the whole world. But the fires that killed those guys never really burned up much. -- The burns were all lit in outlets surrounded by double firebreaks in the walls. And he made his burns backdrafts.
I got it after we talked to Ronald. Torches. Want to fry the whole world. But the fires that killed those guys never really burned up much. -- The burns were all lit in outlets surrounded by double firebreaks in the walls. And he made his burns backdrafts.,But he killed these guys.
But he killed these guys.,But he could have killed everybody there. The firebreaks kept it from spreading in the wall. The backdraft blew out the flame. That's it. That's the reason.
But he could have killed everybody there. The firebreaks kept it from spreading in the wall. The backdraft blew out the flame. That's it. That's the reason.,What reason?
What reason?,"Why backdrafts. Whoever fried Seagrave and Cosgrove went to a helluva lot of trouble to make sure they died by fire, but also made sure the fire blew itself out."
"Why backdrafts. Whoever fried Seagrave and Cosgrove went to a helluva lot of trouble to make sure they died by fire, but also made sure the fire blew itself out.","That's why the sealant on the doors... So what have we got, a torch with a conscience?"
"That's why the sealant on the doors... So what have we got, a torch with a conscience?","No, we have a stone killer trying to make a point."
"No, we have a stone killer trying to make a point.",Are you going public with this?
Are you going public with this?,No. Do that and I guarantee you'll scare him off. I don't want him running away.
This is the copy of Swayzak's manning report that was released. Everybody on this job knows it's but we could never argue with the numbers. They're all airtight.,Yeah? Airtight?
Aren't you even curious?,"Engine 115, right?"
"Engine 115, right?",How'd you know? These are supposed to be sealed.
How'd you know? These are supposed to be sealed.,Lucky guess. And a case of scotch to a captain in station assignments.
Lucky guess. And a case of scotch to a captain in station assignments.,You crooked son of a Why 115?
You crooked son of a Why 115?,"Lots of fires. They promote faster there. Take a look at the last Lt.'s list, half the guys on it came from that battalion. Gotta think about your future, Timmy. 115's the station."
"Lots of fires. They promote faster there. Take a look at the last Lt.'s list, half the guys on it came from that battalion. Gotta think about your future, Timmy. 115's the station.","Ah man, if you're gonna bribe your way into a station, why not 17 with me and your brother?"
Do you have to do that?,"Could you believe that fire? Man! First day! There I was, Adcox and me, pullin' that lady right out of the fire's fuckin' throat! I love it here -- No surround and drown for this company. Fighting 17th! Stephen's amazing. You see how he took that fire by the balls? I'm gonna be that good some day, you watch."
"Y'know what Stephen said to me, right when all the was coming hard? ""You never know till the moment the fire stares you down if you're just gonna do this job or be great at it"".","Ah man, is he usin' that line now on you? What, you think he made that little gem up? Jesus Christ, I used to have to listen to my old man use that every morning."
Fireman,"Hey, what's with the mouth? Where'd you grow up, a barn?"
"Hey, what's with the mouth? Where'd you grow up, a barn?",Firehouse.
Firehouse.,Cute.
I hate it when we gotta go look for it.,Call in another alarm. We're gonna need some back-up.
Where's Sean?,He's got piano lessons.
He's got piano lessons.,Oh yeah? How's he doing?
Oh yeah? How's he doing?,He's going to be a fireman.
He's going to be a fireman.,"Give up, babe. You can't fight it. Believe me, my mom tried..."
"Give up, babe. You can't fight it. Believe me, my mom tried...","Stephen, you gotta stop just showing up on the roof like this."
"Stephen, you gotta stop just showing up on the roof like this.","I just wanted to, I don't know, not exactly apologize for the other night -- especially since I don't remember much of it --"
"I just wanted to, I don't know, not exactly apologize for the other night -- especially since I don't remember much of it --",#NAME?
#NAME?,"Yeah... I just thought I should say, I don't know, something."
"Yeah... I just thought I should say, I don't know, something.",The great communicator.
The great communicator.,Sorry I hit Jackson.
Sorry I hit Jackson.,He deserved it. He was born deserving it.
He deserved it. He was born deserving it.,He treats you okay?
He treats you okay?,Okay.
Okay.,I treated you better.
I treated you better.,You treated me like
I'm sorry... I... couldn't sleep...,What's wrong?
What's wrong?,"I... It used to be, when I was a kid, what meant most to me about this job was there were no ifs. Life and death, right and wrong. When someone called the fire department, we came... Those guys don't know how much I love them... You don't leave people hanging... cause that's what it's all about. It's loyalty. It's 'till death do us part. Isn't that what you heard?... It's you go, we go... Cause without that, it's the end of families, it's the end of the fire department... and when the fire department stops coming... that's the end of the world... I'm sorry I came, Helen, it's just... it's just there's nobody I can talk to... I miss you."
See that patch of shirt? We wondered about the discoloration so he ran a spectro. On a lucky shot we picked up some traces of Trychticholorate. Nobody around here had ever heard of it.,"Trychticholorate? Alright, it's an absorption catalyst in toxic waste accidents. It's pretty rare, they stopped making it a couple'a years ago."
"Trychticholorate? Alright, it's an absorption catalyst in toxic waste accidents. It's pretty rare, they stopped making it a couple'a years ago.",Probably got in Cosgrove's clothes in a gas state from the fire.
Probably got in Cosgrove's clothes in a gas state from the fire.,What the was it doing in the fire?
What the was it doing in the fire?,That's your job.
"When are you going to catch the that's doing this, Don?","""Don?"""
"""Don?""",Don't you have any leads at all?
Don't you have any leads at all?,"No Marty, I don't."
"Is there a connection between them, Alderman?",Just catch the son of a
Brown Downtown... There hasn't been any smoking brown on the street in --,"Who said anything about the street. I've got more connects than you have, Lieutenant..."
I can't get over what those guys did to her. I just can't.,"They're alive, aren't they? Come on, man! Everyone's making such a fuss, just because she's a nun. Just because she wears a penguin suit, the church puts up 50 G for the guys who dared to her. Do you think they'd put up a dime if you got Of course not. Or even for your little sister? The Like they would."
"They're alive, aren't they? Come on, man! Everyone's making such a fuss, just because she's a nun. Just because she wears a penguin suit, the church puts up 50 G for the guys who dared to her. Do you think they'd put up a dime if you got Of course not. Or even for your little sister? The Like they would.",Susie's not a anymore.
Susie's not a anymore.,She's nine years old! Jesus Christ.
It's horrible. They burned her with cigarettes. Christ.,"Yeah? At least she's alive! I see people get killed every day! Worse yet, tortured first and then killed! The nuns got off easy. Jeez. Cigarette burns. Everyone's all upset about cigarette burns. I'll show you cigarette burns!"
"The Church is a racket. I know how they operate. I've been part of the racket since the first time some priest spilt water on my head. My Aunt Lu says I was crying all the way through. Yeah, I know their game inside out. Now I'm free of it and I'm gonna stay that way.",I'm not talking about the Church. the Church. But tell me. Do you believe in
I'm not talking about the Church. the Church. But tell me. Do you believe in,What's to believe?
What's to believe?,That Jesus Christ was the Son of and he came to die for your sins.
Christ! I could them all with my bare hands.,Who?
Who?,Those Mob assholes.
"That stuff'll you quick, man.",What the are you? A drug counselor or a drug dealer? And you don't even do your own product! What kind of businessman are you?
What the are you? A drug counselor or a drug dealer? And you don't even do your own product! What kind of businessman are you?,"The rich kind. Jeez, man. The way you smoke that is suicide."
"The rich kind. Jeez, man. The way you smoke that is suicide.",you. Just give me back a little something for the road.
"Oh, really?","Yeah, really. I'm no man. I'm a cop!"
"Yeah, really. I'm no man. I'm a cop!","OK, cop. I want you to give yourself and your friends on the force a message. Tell them I've got my own reasons to be very interested in whomever did the job on the nuns. I'll double the Church reward if you bring those punks direct to me. 100 G cash. Get it?"
I got them all going for Oakland. With money. We'll cover the $800.,All right. What are you gonna do?
All right. What are you gonna do?,I want 15 on the Mets.
I want 15 on the Mets.,How about 7 1/2?
OK You owe thirty grand. Now what are you gonna do?,I wanna go double or nothing on the next game.
I wanna go double or nothing on the next game.,Double or nothing? Are you out of your mind?
Double or nothing? Are you out of your mind?,I'm not gonna let that take my money
I'm not gonna let that take my money,Take your money? This guy will blow up your house and everyone in it!
Take your money? This guy will blow up your house and everyone in it!,There's just no way the Mets will lose this game. Gooden is pitching and Strawberry is ready to break out.
Do you have the money?,What money?
What money?,Don't me.
How's the case going?,What case?
What case?,"The rapists, man. The punks who that nun. The $50,000 reward from the Church! Remember?"
"The rapists, man. The punks who that nun. The $50,000 reward from the Church! Remember?",Yeah. Sure. Yeah. We're on it bigtime. Lots of leads. You bet.
Yeah. Sure. Yeah. We're on it bigtime. Lots of leads. You bet.,That 50 G could help you --
"Get this, man. I was at the game today. Face to face with Strawberry! Jesus! I saw him strikeout. And you know what? He looked at me, and I looked at him, and he laughed and I laughed and it was like we were all alone in that whole stadium and only we understood that it was all a racket, that he struck out on purpose, and that he's saving it up for the Big One. Tomorrow. Today I understood for the very first time that --",You've really got a problem.
"-- that there was never any other way it could have gone. Never any other way. So you had better just put in my bet. $120,000 on the last game. The Big One. Come on! Are you a bookmaker, or what?",Here. Look I'll give you the psyho's number You call him yourself and tell him wnat you want.
"Father, if it was so trivial, so natural, so -- No. I have sinned. And you must listen if you are to prescribe an appropriate act of contrition, and to absolve me. Father, what would you do if you had but one day in which to use your arms to serve","It's funny, you knew. But the first thing I think of is kneading the bread that I help bake for the soup kitchen. Maybe that's because my the muscles in my arms still hurt."
"It's funny, you knew. But the first thing I think of is kneading the bread that I help bake for the soup kitchen. Maybe that's because my the muscles in my arms still hurt.","I also thought of that bread, Father. And of that night six days ago when the Mother Superior died, and I kept the cool, damp cloth on her forehead freshly moist. Father, what would you do if you had but one day in which to use your legs to serve"
"I also thought of that bread, Father. And of that night six days ago when the Mother Superior died, and I kept the cool, damp cloth on her forehead freshly moist. Father, what would you do if you had but one day in which to use your legs to serve","I think of running for help, and falling to my knees in prayer."
"I think of running for help, and falling to my knees in prayer.","As I have prayed day and night since the desecration of this church yesterday morning -- and my sin. You see, Father --"
"As I have prayed day and night since the desecration of this church yesterday morning -- and my sin. You see, Father --","Yes, Sister?"
"Yes, Sister?","Yesterday morning, gave me but one chance to use something else to serve Him. Not my arms or my legs, but something I used for the first time, for the last time, and will never use again. My"
You idiot. You almost gave me a massive coronary.,I didn't mean to scare you like that.
I didn't mean to scare you like that.,Well you did.
Well you did.,Give me some?
Give me some?,"I'm not huggin' you in the middle of the street. You must be crazy, Julius."
"I'm not huggin' you in the middle of the street. You must be crazy, Julius.","Whoa, hold up li'l sis'. I done told you 'bout that. Julius ain't my name, you better recognize Hopkins was our name. My true name is..."
"Whoa, hold up li'l sis'. I done told you 'bout that. Julius ain't my name, you better recognize Hopkins was our name. My true name is...",I'm not callin you Big Black Africa. Mommy and Daddy named you Julius.
I'm not callin you Big Black Africa. Mommy and Daddy named you Julius.,BIG BLACK is the first name and AFRICA is the last.
You don't have the demographics.,"So are you telling me that you wouldn't even introduce me to Delacroix or set up a meeting? I'm talking 'bout me, your only brother, ya own flesh and blood, hook a brother up, youknowwhatI'msayin'."
"So are you telling me that you wouldn't even introduce me to Delacroix or set up a meeting? I'm talking 'bout me, your only brother, ya own flesh and blood, hook a brother up, youknowwhatI'msayin'.","That'swhatI'msayin'. I'm not blowin' my young career, brother or no brother, for you or anybody else."
"That'swhatI'msayin'. I'm not blowin' my young career, brother or no brother, for you or anybody else.","There is a name, a term for your kind, the likes of you. Back in slavery days, you would be classified as a house"
"There is a name, a term for your kind, the likes of you. Back in slavery days, you would be classified as a house","If you think I'm a house then that's your prerogative. You got your ways to affect change, I have mine. And I would appreciate it very much if you took ya field out of my house."
"If you think I'm a house then that's your prerogative. You got your ways to affect change, I have mine. And I would appreciate it very much if you took ya field out of my house.",My own sister throwin' me out. I hope to seeya later when you get ya mind right. Don't bother letting me out.
My own sister throwin' me out. I hope to seeya later when you get ya mind right. Don't bother letting me out.,That's mighty black of you.
What is it you want from me? Some plantation follies? Some sitcom that takes place on a watermelon patch? Some show that follows four generations of junkies and crackheads? You want me to go back to the ante bellum days?,"Yes! Yes! Yes! I want a show that will make headlines, that will have millions and millions of households tuned in, glued to their televisions every week. I want advertisers dying to buy on this show. I'm gonna squeeze this show out of you if it kills you."
"I don't give a good about Finland, Norway, Sweden or wherever ya blond came from.",We just punched it up a bit. Made it funnier.
We just punched it up a bit. Made it funnier.,"Funnier to who and at who's expense? Dunwitty, when Negroes start to run amok, the boycotts, when the demostrations commence, I'm giving them your home address. Let's see how you like it when they picket your lawn in Greenwich, Connecticut."
"Funnier to who and at who's expense? Dunwitty, when Negroes start to run amok, the boycotts, when the demostrations commence, I'm giving them your home address. Let's see how you like it when they picket your lawn in Greenwich, Connecticut.","I seriously doubt that will ever happen. Didn't I tell you I know your people better than you do. But if by some miracle you're correct, I'm gonna invite them inside my house and we'll have a sit down, discuss it like civil human beings."
That's what I'm askin'.,Because I had too much pride. Too much integrity. I wouldn't lick nobody's butt. Some material I refused to do.
Because I had too much pride. Too much integrity. I wouldn't lick nobody's butt. Some material I refused to do.,"Daddy, it can't be just because of that. There had to be other factors."
Dem white boys giving you a hard time?,Nuthin' I can't handle.
Nuthin' I can't handle.,"The truth is never let them seeya sweat. You do that, that's half the battle."
"The truth is never let them seeya sweat. You do that, that's half the battle.",Where do you go from here?
Where do you go from here?,"Three nights Charleston, South Carolina."
"Three nights Charleston, South Carolina.","I didn't mean that, in life."
"I didn't mean that, in life.","In life? I'ma keep on living, having a good drink, got me a good young woman, make a couple of dollars and make people laugh. Haven't I always tol' you all nigga's are entertainers? The question is what are you gonna do, Peerless?"
You lost me.,"Dunwitty wants a show. And that's what I'm going to give him, it's going to be so racist, so negative, he won't have the balls to put it on the air. Hence I'll prove my point."
"Dunwitty wants a show. And that's what I'm going to give him, it's going to be so racist, so negative, he won't have the balls to put it on the air. Hence I'll prove my point.",What point is that?
What point is that?,"The point being that him, the networks don't want Black people on television unless they are buffoons."
"The point being that him, the networks don't want Black people on television unless they are buffoons.",Sounds risky to me.
Sounds risky to me.,You getting cold feet?
You getting cold feet?,I'm in till the end.
I'm in till the end.,Good. I'm going to need your support.
Good. I'm going to need your support.,Can't you just quit? Walk away?
Can't you just quit? Walk away?,And lose out on my money? The only way I get paid is if I get fired. And that's what I intend to do.
"Even if money wasn't an issue, Dunwitty will still go ahead without me and that could be more dangerous.",What's the chances of MANTAN being picked up?
What's the chances of MANTAN being picked up?,I wouldn't bet against it. My Negroidal is stuck between the proverbial rock and a hard place.
I wouldn't bet against it. My Negroidal is stuck between the proverbial rock and a hard place.,"Like I said, all this for some twisted, distorted sense of principal. Dunwitty, he just tolerates your Negroidal he doesn't respect it."
Why'd you do that?,I don't want to hear it.
I don't want to hear it.,How long have you and Hambone been hangin' out?
How long have you and Hambone been hangin' out?,You're the one that put us together. We're friends.
You're the one that put us together. We're friends.,That crazy brother of yours doesn't think so.
That crazy brother of yours doesn't think so.,He's just playing big brother.
He's just playing big brother.,"Oh, is he? You getting jiggy with Mantan?"
"Oh, is he? You getting jiggy with Mantan?",Please don't go there.
Please don't go there.,"Dunwitty and I feel you've been getting too close to him, getting his mind all messed up."
"Dunwitty and I feel you've been getting too close to him, getting his mind all messed up.","I can't lie to him. If he asks me something, I tell him what I think."
"I can't lie to him. If he asks me something, I tell him what I think.",Do you have to be so forthright?
"DeLa, you should try it sometime. Come into the light.",Light?
Light?,That which has been hidden in darkness is now in the light. This bucket of blood.
That which has been hidden in darkness is now in the light. This bucket of blood.,"You can talk all that mumbo jumbo if you want to but your hands are much bloody. I know where I made my big mistake. I have a general rule, never get involved romantically with somebody crazier than you."
So they can be on TV.,You sound like the media.
You sound like the media.,This is nothing. It will blow over by tomorrow.
This is nothing. It will blow over by tomorrow.,Same thing Giuliani said.
Same thing Giuliani said.,"Tomorrow it will be all about cruelty to animals or some scandal. Besides, there is no such thing as bad publicity."
What are you? A man or a mouse? Are you a punk? Punking out on me?,No.
No.,You getting scared because some people don't like what you are doing?
You getting scared because some people don't like what you are doing?,"Yo, DeLa, they tried to lynch my black up in dat piece."
You've made it from the guttermost to the uppermost. Don't you know you should never let them see you sweat. Y'knowwhatI'msayin'?,Yeah.
Yeah.,And now is definitely not the time to up.
How did you get this gig?,"My visual style is very sexy, how do you say - hot?"
"My visual style is very sexy, how do you say - hot?","This is a TV show, not a music video."
"This is a TV show, not a music video.","Then will you teach me what I need to know. Maybe we learn from each other, if that's possible, no?"
"Then will you teach me what I need to know. Maybe we learn from each other, if that's possible, no?",This is a travesty. A debacle.
Money and nothing else?,"Money makes the world go round. It ain't no joke being poor. I know whatI'mtalkin''bout. Y'knowwhatI'msayin'? I've lived on the street. I've been homeless. I've learned how to play the game, work the game, be in the game."
"Money makes the world go round. It ain't no joke being poor. I know whatI'mtalkin''bout. Y'knowwhatI'msayin'? I've lived on the street. I've been homeless. I've learned how to play the game, work the game, be in the game.",Is it inevitable that the game plays you?
Is it inevitable that the game plays you?,"No if you go with the flow, Tavis. That's what a lot of Negroes don't understand. Protesting isn't gonna do a thing. If people don't like our satire in our number one hit show then don't watch it. Or better yet write your own show. Do it better."
"No if you go with the flow, Tavis. That's what a lot of Negroes don't understand. Protesting isn't gonna do a thing. If people don't like our satire in our number one hit show then don't watch it. Or better yet write your own show. Do it better.",Don't you feel that is a simplistic retort?
Don't you feel that is a simplistic retort?,"I don't know what a retort is, but it's simple. Mantan - The New Millennium Minstrel Show is UNIVERSAL. It's not just for Negroes in Compton or 125th in Harlem. This is America. Our ancestors helped build this country, we got a right, just like everybody else. I'm not gonna box myself in. This show makes people think, and they're laughing at the same time."
"I don't know what a retort is, but it's simple. Mantan - The New Millennium Minstrel Show is UNIVERSAL. It's not just for Negroes in Compton or 125th in Harlem. This is America. Our ancestors helped build this country, we got a right, just like everybody else. I'm not gonna box myself in. This show makes people think, and they're laughing at the same time.","I admit, that's a very hard thing to do. Quickly let's go to the phones before we pay the bills and hear from our proud sponsors, DA BOMB. 125% PURE PLEASURE MALT LIQUOR. IT MAKES YOU WANNA GET YA FREAK ON AND TIMMI HILLNIGGER. 125% AUTHENTIC GIT-TOE GEAR WHEN YOU WANT TO BE GIT-TOED FABULOUS."
"Cousins, I want all of you to go to your windows. Go to your windows and yell. Yell, I'm tired of the drugs, the crack babies born out of wedlock to crackhead aids infested parents. I'm tired of the inflated welfare rolls while good wholesome Americans bring less and less of their paycheck home every two weeks. I'm tired, you're tired, we're all tired of these so-called bible- thumping fearing, mongling Professional athletes. Aren't you tired of these basketball-dunking, football-running, hop-hip rapping ebonic-speaking offenders who got ten kids from ten different Ho's? I know I am and so is Sleep 'N Eat.",You tellin' the truth.
You tellin' the truth.,"Go to your windows and yell out, scream with all the life you can muster up inside your assaulted, bruised and battered bodies. I'M SICK AND TIRED OF AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE!"
"No, not that. How 'bout...",She hates dem.
She hates dem.,Too bad. How 'bout a dress?
Too bad. How 'bout a dress?,"Sleep 'N Eat, one of dem slinky, sexy, little foxy..."
"Sleep 'N Eat, one of dem slinky, sexy, little foxy...","Mantan, way too short, too tight. Get her one of dose..."
"Mantan, way too short, too tight. Get her one of dose...","...to big. The in-between one, not too tight, not too lose."
"...to big. The in-between one, not too tight, not too lose.",That'll work. I just bought one for myself.
How did you get this gig?,"Worked my black off, first as an intern, then worked my way up to this position."
"Worked my black off, first as an intern, then worked my way up to this position.",You leave something out?
You leave something out?,"After my internship expired, Dela was impressed and offered me a position as his assistant."
"After my internship expired, Dela was impressed and offered me a position as his assistant.",And?
And?,And what?
And what?,Stop playing me Sloan.
Stop playing me Sloan.,Just ask me what you want to know.
Just ask me what you want to know.,"Oh, you gonna make me say it."
"Oh, you gonna make me say it.","Say what, Manray?"
"Say what, Manray?",Did you ever sleep with DeLa?
Did you ever sleep with DeLa?,"We did it one time, only once. It had nothing to do with the job, it was Everything I've got I've earned."
"We did it one time, only once. It had nothing to do with the job, it was Everything I've got I've earned.","Aw, c'mon."
"Aw, c'mon.",That's ancient history. That has nothing to do with you and I.
"So you say. Sloan, you wuz gonna use me up just like you used Dela? Work it to the top. I never imagined people in this biz could flip on you like ""IHOP."" I'm happy DeLa fired ya","Forget about me, are you a puppet for DeLa?"
"Forget about me, are you a puppet for DeLa?",Don't try to change to the subject.
Don't try to change to the subject.,Why don't you answer?
Why don't you answer?,I know I won't be your puppet.
I know I won't be your puppet.,You can go now.
You can go now.,"I wuz leaving anyway, for good."
"Don't like 'em, don't eat 'em, don't make no difference to me.",You know that was like a quadruple negative?
"A target, Kendall, cap a target. What's wrong with you?",I thought I was gonna have an attack. Go into a fit and bite off my own tongue in the middle of the bayou. Childs could tell I wasn't right.
I thought I was gonna have an attack. Go into a fit and bite off my own tongue in the middle of the bayou. Childs could tell I wasn't right.,"Just safety your and get behind me, okay? I'll take care of this."
what the is going on --,What do we do?
What do we do?,Whoever it is isn't shooting at us...
"Hey, I -- Holy holy what the did you guys do?",We found him like this --
You killed him you --,We found him like this! Kendall was with me the whole -- Listen to me!
"Hey, Ray! Just had a nice talk with your buddy Kendall -- seems you killed three people!",That son of a
That son of a,That'd be my reaction too --
That'd be my reaction too --,He's lying.
He's lying.,"Well, why didn't you say so? We'll just drop all your charges, then --"
"Well, why didn't you say so? We'll just drop all your charges, then --",I'm serious --
What the is going on?,"Your weapons, Sergeant."
He wouldn't anybody...,"Oh, he's a convict. You know how much he hated West --"
"Oh, he's a convict. You know how much he hated West --","I hated West, Childs hated West, everyone with a brain hated West but that doesn't mean we killed him!"
"Roberto, what the",We just want to check your pack --
We just want to check your pack --,Why?
You guys really got the kicked out of you here.,Imagine what it must have been like for them out there. What do you think of Dunbar?
Imagine what it must have been like for them out there. What do you think of Dunbar?,"He's telling the truth, up to a point."
"He's telling the truth, up to a point.",What point?
Why the wasn't he in restraints?,I don't know.
"Styles couldn't reassign him, he's a legend --",You knew what he was capable of and you just stood by. It was just a matter of time till somebody fragged his and you know what? He deserved it. There's your confession.
"I was starting to believe you, you know? That you weren't who everyone said. I guess I was wrong --","Oh, spare me the reverse psychology This isn't my ""great second chance"", Osborne. Everyone thinks I'm a piece of cop who took money and nothing is going to change that. Nobody will ever know what happens here --"
"Oh, spare me the reverse psychology This isn't my ""great second chance"", Osborne. Everyone thinks I'm a piece of cop who took money and nothing is going to change that. Nobody will ever know what happens here --",But you will.
Why do you care?,"Because it's my job. Because people are dead. Because of the whole honor and duty thing, make a difference in the world, like that. We can do this, Hardy."
"Talk it through: Childs, Mueller, and Nunez know they're going out on the regular Tuesday Night drill, hurricane or no hurricane, so they plan it: West, pin it on Pike.","And they're smart about it. They know when you commit a crime you know is going to be investigated, you need a fall guy and for that to work, you have to have a witness."
"And they're smart about it. They know when you commit a crime you know is going to be investigated, you need a fall guy and for that to work, you have to have a witness.",Dunbar.
Dunbar.,"Exactly, someone who's not involved, who's word can't be questioned. You only let them see what you want them to see, you make them believe, so when the time comes, they've totally bought into your version of events."
"Exactly, someone who's not involved, who's word can't be questioned. You only let them see what you want them to see, you make them believe, so when the time comes, they've totally bought into your version of events.",They believe the innocent are guilty and the guilty are innocent.
They believe the innocent are guilty and the guilty are innocent.,"And if they're asked, that's what they'll tell the, world."
"And if they're asked, that's what they'll tell the, world.","So it's a good plan but it goes wrong; Mueller flips out and shoots their fall guy, which means they have to bring Dunbar and Kendall into the cover story --"
"So it's a good plan but it goes wrong; Mueller flips out and shoots their fall guy, which means they have to bring Dunbar and Kendall into the cover story --","Kendall maybe would have agreed, but the hurricane buttfucks the cabin --"
"Kendall maybe would have agreed, but the hurricane buttfucks the cabin --",Buttfucks the cabin?
Buttfucks the cabin?,"And all breaks loose. A lot of Good guys shoot a lot of bad guys and bang, zoom, happy ending."
"And all breaks loose. A lot of Good guys shoot a lot of bad guys and bang, zoom, happy ending.","So why, after Dunbar drags Kendall out from under a house, does the Senator's son try and get us to put his savior in the gas chamber?"
"So why, after Dunbar drags Kendall out from under a house, does the Senator's son try and get us to put his savior in the gas chamber?",That bugs you too?
That bugs you too?,Little bit.
Little bit.,Let's go talk to Bill...
I pushed him too hard.,You couldn't have known --
You couldn't have known --,"Yeah, I could've. Should've."
"Yeah, I could've. Should've.",You wanted to get the truth.
You wanted to get the truth.,"No, I didn't. I wanted to humiliate him. For what he did to Dunbar. For over the little guy."
"No, I didn't. I wanted to humiliate him. For what he did to Dunbar. For over the little guy.",You mean the falsely accused?
Maybe we shouldn't go.,The speaks.
The speaks.,"You ever been in a hurricane, Mueller?"
"You ever been in a hurricane, Mueller?","You ever been in a hurricane, Mueller?"
He said what?,"""You're gonna die tonight, faggot"". Clear as day."
"""You're gonna die tonight, faggot"". Clear as day.",No one else heard it?
No one else heard it?,He whispered it in my ear.
What the happened to you --,What the happened to you? One minute you're next to me and the next you're gone and the sky lights up like Christmas --
Whoever shot the Sarge blew a grenade first --,"Blame the then, huh? Someone turns up dead, you just look for the darkest face in the crowd --"
Thank,What the are you doing?
"This place is going, Mueller. We gotta move --",Shut the up. He was gonna cut him loose.
"We all know what you did, Pike. I don't know what kind of voodoo you been working in here, but --","Where's your shirt, Mueller?"
"Where's your shirt, Mueller?",I used it to start the fire --
I used it to start the fire --,"Still got mine on, not a speck of blood on it. Not a bad trick for a murderer -- you said you burned yours?"
"Cadet Michael Mueller, I hereby place you under military arrest for the of Sergeant Nathan West --",The are you talking about --
The are you talking about --,You are to be stripped of all weapons and placed under guard --
You are to be stripped of all weapons and placed under guard --,--
--,"Until we return to base, and ballistics can match your weapon to the slugs in Sergeant West's body --"
"Until we return to base, and ballistics can match your weapon to the slugs in Sergeant West's body --",Shut up!
"You have just made the worst mistake of your lives! You have chosen to join my Army! This Army is my mother, my father, and my little sister and I will not allow anyone or anything that is not up to my standards near her pretty little cooze, do you understand me -- give me a sir, yes, sir!","Sir, yes, sir!"
"Sir, yes, sir!","Those who I deem unworthy to pass through this camp will quit, and those who refuse to quit I will You ever hear of a training accident -- give me a sir, yes, sir!"
"Those who I deem unworthy to pass through this camp will quit, and those who refuse to quit I will You ever hear of a training accident -- give me a sir, yes, sir!","Sir, yes, sir!"
"Sir, yes, sir!","In my time I have killed sixteen men for the good of my country, sixteen men whose entrance into this Army I could not condone, as it would weaken the fabric of this nation's defense! This base suffers an average of three training accidents a year, unfortunate incidents that I will not hesitate to repeat if you cross me, understand -- give me a sir, yes, sir!"
"In my time I have killed sixteen men for the good of my country, sixteen men whose entrance into this Army I could not condone, as it would weaken the fabric of this nation's defense! This base suffers an average of three training accidents a year, unfortunate incidents that I will not hesitate to repeat if you cross me, understand -- give me a sir, yes, sir!","Sir, yes, sir!"
"Sir, yes, sir!","So forget what you've seen on Sixty Minutes about the kinder, gentler military -- you will either succeed, quit, or die by my hand!"
What do you mean? You don't even know me.,"Sure I do. You were hot back in Hickville, but here in the real world, you got squat. You don't have a plan. You don't have a job. You don't have anything but the clothes on your back."
"Sure I do. You were hot back in Hickville, but here in the real world, you got squat. You don't have a plan. You don't have a job. You don't have anything but the clothes on your back.",I've got a whole backpack full of clothes!
Bloom!,Don.
Don.,What the are you doing? This is my girl. Mine!
What the are you doing? This is my girl. Mine!,I didn't know she belonged to anybody.
How's that? We can't drink our can we?,"Hang on hang on, sorry, but like, who are you?"
"Hang on hang on, sorry, but like, who are you?","You must find some glasses, small, for the toast, and some plates."
"You must find some glasses, small, for the toast, and some plates.",What are you doing here?
So hang on. You're both Nadia's cousins?,"Of course not. Alexei, he's is my problem."
"Of course not. Alexei, he's is my problem.",Right.
Right.,We better watch him. He's crazy.
We better watch him. He's crazy.,Right.
Right.,"I am actor, he is actor, although he is an actor musician. I just noodle along, I'm not so good. He makes me look like a -- He smokes me. I don't mean he smokes me."
Put the kettle down.,John.
John.,"Put the kettle down. Tell, Yuri, tell him put it down or I'm going to make him."
"So, uh, Alexei, which I know isn't his name...",I don't want to talk about him.
I don't want to talk about him.,Fine.
Fine.,It's none of your business.
It's none of your business.,Fine. Absolutely. Must be disappointing though. Must come as a of a shock.
So uh...,"Look, if you want to know is he better in bed than you then yes he is."
"Look, if you want to know is he better in bed than you then yes he is.",Oh Jesus.
Oh Jesus.,"If what you want to know is does he have a bigger than you, then yes he does."
"If what you want to know is does he have a bigger than you, then yes he does.",Of course. Of course. Of course he does. Of course. Thank you. Thanks.
Of course. Of course. Of course he does. Of course. Thank you. Thanks.,"But, you know, so what?"
We'll pretend it never happened.,So. What's it like having to men you hate?
So. What's it like having to men you hate?,I don't hate you.
I don't hate you.,Okay. Let's... Okay. Okay. You have had with people you don't like haven't you? For money. To make money.
Okay. Let's... Okay. Okay. You have had with people you don't like haven't you? For money. To make money.,And? What are you saying?
And? What are you saying?,And. It's wrong.
And. It's wrong.,And who says what is wrong.
And who says what is wrong.,And that would be Morals. That would be one's own moral sense of decency.
And that would be Morals. That would be one's own moral sense of decency.,What's a moral John? Tell me how it feels exactly.
What's a moral John? Tell me how it feels exactly.,So. What then? You just detach from everything..
So. What then? You just detach from everything..,"Whereas ""Wet 'n' Wild"" is an emotional journey. ""Tied and Tethered"". It's pretty moving huh? Like Anna Karenina."
"Whereas ""Wet 'n' Wild"" is an emotional journey. ""Tied and Tethered"". It's pretty moving huh? Like Anna Karenina.",Listen. I didn't go rooting around in your private stuff.
"So what? Do you just switch off in your head or do you imagine you're with him, or what?",Sometimes.
Sometimes.,Sometimes which?
Sometimes which?,Sometimes neither.
Sometimes neither.,Some... What does that mean?
Some... What does that mean?,There's nothing wrong in liking John.
There's nothing wrong in liking John.,I don't like I don't think I'll be having ever again.
I don't like I don't think I'll be having ever again.,Why?
Why?,"Well, it's just that the thought trying to charm up an in front of a woman, or alone for that matter, makes me want to die."
"Well, it's just that the thought trying to charm up an in front of a woman, or alone for that matter, makes me want to die.",So now you hate all women?
So now you hate all women?,"I think it's my safest bet, don't you?"
"I think it's my safest bet, don't you?",Oh. I think you will recover okay. I think you got what you paid for.
"He black alright, he just ain't blue.","Why you stop havin' dancin' on Saturday? Used to have bands... all kind's live Like a wake up in here, now."
"Why you stop havin' dancin' on Saturday? Used to have bands... all kind's live Like a wake up in here, now.",Folks can dance when they want. Didn't buy that mirror ball for nothin'.
Folks can dance when they want. Didn't buy that mirror ball for nothin'.,You seen my snake-skin shoes?
Holy,Yeah.
Yeah.,"Sit down, man. Need a beer?"
"Sit down, man. Need a beer?",Sure.
Sure.,"Marv, let's get Ronnie set up here."
Ronnie. You can't see cuz you're too close to it. These nervous spells you get. You never had that back in school...,"That's not right, really, cuz I..."
"That's not right, really, cuz I...","You joined up in that monkey troop cuz you had a plan for yourself. Army'd pay for school. You were gonna get a degree, maybe somethin' in business or agriculture and you were gonna make somethin' of yourself."
And then you had to fall in love with the school,Now wait...
Now wait...,With all she was doin'. With all the she kept doing! You stayed stuck to that bitch's and you wouldn't let go.
With all she was doin'. With all the she kept doing! You stayed stuck to that bitch's and you wouldn't let go.,"I know about how she was like. But we was different. I's the only person she talked to about it. How she's abused. Terrible things, Gill, just terrible..."
It's not like I can't go out and have fun with my friends.,You think I'm Ronnie's spy or somethin'? Come tomorrow that dumb- gonna be halfway round the world tryin' to keep his head on his shoulders. You think he's gonna be thinkin' about you?
You think I'm Ronnie's spy or somethin'? Come tomorrow that dumb- gonna be halfway round the world tryin' to keep his head on his shoulders. You think he's gonna be thinkin' about you?,You go to
Jes? Jesse? Oh Wait... Wait... STOP!,Stop what?
"This thing you got... I've heard people say, you'd a tree if it was handy. I can see that. But that Tehronne. Thinks he's some player cuz he hustles dope and stolen hubcaps. I mean, I can see a tree. But that piece of",I begged him. Don't see why he had to go...
I begged him. Don't see why he had to go...,I bet you did. Just had to get that black up in you. I swear to What Ronnie sees... you disgust me.
Let me say somethin' first...,Why you got me chained?
Why you got me chained?,"Way I see it, it's gonna take a while for you to get right."
"Way I see it, it's gonna take a while for you to get right.",The you been doin' to me?
The you been doin' to me?,"I ain't laid a hand on ya but to ease yo fever... Remember like I say, I found you in the road..."
"I ain't laid a hand on ya but to ease yo fever... Remember like I say, I found you in the road...",Get this thing off me!
you ain't right yet.,I'm right enough to stand on my own two feet. Now take this chain off...
I'm right enough to stand on my own two feet. Now take this chain off...,How you let men treat ya like they do?
How you let men treat ya like they do?,What?
What?,These men you up under. How you let them do ya like that?
These men you up under. How you let them do ya like that?,"Do me? Do me like this, you mean? Like chainin' me up?"
"Do me? Do me like this, you mean? Like chainin' me up?",You know what I'm talkin' about. All that mess with ya teachers and... boys in the backs of trucks.
You know what I'm talkin' about. All that mess with ya teachers and... boys in the backs of trucks.,The you know about me?! You got no right to talk to me about that The you think you are?
The you know about me?! You got no right to talk to me about that The you think you are?,"I've saved ya life, I can do and say whatever the I want."
You some kind'a pervert?,No ma'am.
No ma'am.,"Some crazy Jesus freak, gonna the spirit into me..."
"Some crazy Jesus freak, gonna the spirit into me...","In my house, you watch that lip..."
"In my house, you watch that lip...","Look it, mister... you wanna have your way, you take it. I'll do whatever you want. But you gotta let me go. You can't do this! You can't KEEP ME HERE!"
"Look it, mister... you wanna have your way, you take it. I'll do whatever you want. But you gotta let me go. You can't do this! You can't KEEP ME HERE!",You sick. You got a sickness... we broke that fever... we gonna break that hold the devil got on ya.
Wicked little gonna cut me...,"You gonna get a lot more a'that, you keep me locked up like this!"
"The seed that land on good soil is for them who hear the word of and understand the word of Not enough for you to hear what I'm sayin', you gotta understand.",I know. I get it. What's Matthew doin'?
I know. I get it. What's Matthew doin'?,"Matthew ain't doin' this just a story... Look it. I've seen it in nature, I've seen it in men. Ya got to change up your crop. Cuz that seed ain't gettin' in. Ya gotta cut this out. Got no cause to be up under these fools, ruttin' on ya like you a Like you somebody's dog. No woman... who joins in union with Almighty or man... in the sanctity of marriage... should degrade herself... and bend to ANOTHER MAN'S WILL!"
Do you call it a game when only one man win each time? I think you call it a shame.,Word wit'cha. In private.
You need some,"Been years since I fooled with that. You know a white girl? Dirty blond hair, split down the middle like?"
"Been years since I fooled with that. You know a white girl? Dirty blond hair, split down the middle like?","That ain't up to me to hook you up. Naw what I mean? She her own, you know?"
"That ain't up to me to hook you up. Naw what I mean? She her own, you know?",Huh?
Huh?,"I don't that. You talkin' about who I think you talkin' about, you mean Rae. Rae Doole. Sexy little split tail, like you say. I can't hook you up with that. I got two girls. One ain't in town, the other one pregnant. So... you on your own."
"I don't that. You talkin' about who I think you talkin' about, you mean Rae. Rae Doole. Sexy little split tail, like you say. I can't hook you up with that. I got two girls. One ain't in town, the other one pregnant. So... you on your own.",This Rae... you get with her?
This Rae... you get with her?,Who hasn't?
Who hasn't?,Why you say that?
Why you say that?,"She got a spare minute she'll up anyone... but me, I'm different. Sometimes she need the real deal, so she call me up. Girl got an itch. You know... what's a to do?"
"She got a spare minute she'll up anyone... but me, I'm different. Sometimes she need the real deal, so she call me up. Girl got an itch. You know... what's a to do?",She like it rough? You like beatin' on her?
She like it rough? You like beatin' on her?,That ain't my scene. If that's somethin' you into...
That ain't my scene. If that's somethin' you into...,"Now, hold up."
"Now, hold up.","See, that girl is in my favor. You heard me, You with her rough, and you got me to wit."
"See, that girl is in my favor. You heard me, You with her rough, and you got me to wit.","You collar that dog, boy. I ain't gonna hurt nobody. Just wanted to know who she was."
"You collar that dog, boy. I ain't gonna hurt nobody. Just wanted to know who she was.","Like I say, you wanna hook that up... I ain't in ya way. That switch of hers been all over this town. Got that sickness, you know."
"Like I say, you wanna hook that up... I ain't in ya way. That switch of hers been all over this town. Got that sickness, you know.",What'chu sayin'?
What'chu sayin'?,She a freak. Got what you call a addiction.
What'chu sayin'?,What I'm tellin' you. Girl gotta get or she go crazy.
She a freak. Got what you call a addiction.,What'chu sayin'?
What'chu sayin'?,What I'm tellin' you. Girl gotta get or she go crazy.
First hooked up with that when she was 16. Girl was fuckin' the principal and two of her teachers. You know coach Reynolds?,Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.,He tapped that.
He tapped that.,Naw!
Naw!,Go ask him.
You ever seen a train run on a woman?,Nuh-uh.
Nuh-uh.,"Meanin' like a team of fellas go to work on her and she don't even break a sweat. She into football, you know. You got a letter on your jacket you get that in ya lap. I ain't playin'."
"It got some miles on it, but my boys say she run good. Got fresh 22's on her. Ain't my doin'. That's just how it came to me. Don't worry. Nobody gonna come lookin' for it. I got the pinks... got no problem. Ain't gonna have my girl ridin' no bus.",Don't see generosity much these days. Everything always got a catch. Guess I'm tryin' to say... thank you.
Don't see generosity much these days. Everything always got a catch. Guess I'm tryin' to say... thank you.,Nobody ever asks me to do like this for people. And you know what? I'm good at it. Naw what I mean?
"You ain't gonna make a fuss, are you? Nothing a man can do when a woman make up her mind.",I never laid a hand on her in anger. Not a day. Not even when I's drinkin'. But this business got me wonderin' what a good shake and slap would do for her.
I never laid a hand on her in anger. Not a day. Not even when I's drinkin'. But this business got me wonderin' what a good shake and slap would do for her.,That kind of talk is between us. Don't you go in there with that on your tongue.
That kind of talk is between us. Don't you go in there with that on your tongue.,"I didn't start this, R.L."
Good. Makin' steaks for supper. I expect you to come.,You mean with you and that woman chained to ya radiator?
You mean with you and that woman chained to ya radiator?,"You treat folks special when they company. It's just supper, R.L.,"
"You treat folks special when they company. It's just supper, R.L.,","One thing at a time, Laz."
The is this,"What? I called Bojo, like you say. Called up the fellas in the band..."
"What? I called Bojo, like you say. Called up the fellas in the band...",The are all these people doin' here? Been drinkin' in this hole for years ain't seen this many people since I don't know...
Heard about this morning.,We ain't here to talk about that
You a preacher?,That's right.
That's right.,"Can I ask you a question? People always say, you gotta get good with Jesus, if you want not to go to That you say sorry for all you done and... and Jesus would let you go on to heaven."
"Can I ask you a question? People always say, you gotta get good with Jesus, if you want not to go to That you say sorry for all you done and... and Jesus would let you go on to heaven.",You could put it that way.
You could put it that way.,But that's so fuckin' I'm sorry. Didn't mean to curse.
But that's so fuckin' I'm sorry. Didn't mean to curse.,What's on your mind?
What's on your mind?,"You can't hurt people... and then just say, I'm sorry, and then everything just gets washed away. Why would heaven want people like that. People who... do what they want and then... switch."
"You can't hurt people... and then just say, I'm sorry, and then everything just gets washed away. Why would heaven want people like that. People who... do what they want and then... switch.","I'm gonna tell you somethin', and it's just gonna be between you and me. I think folks carry on about heaven too much. Like it's some all-you-can- eat buffet up in the clouds. And folks just gonna do as they're told so they can eat what they want behind some pearly gates. I can go to Shoney's for that."
"Well. That's my I came in here to get sick. I thought I'd make the toilet but... anyway, I got sick.",Are you wasted?
Are you wasted?,No. I just got a messed up stomach.
No. I just got a messed up stomach.,Holy
Holy,What?
What?,Holy Ronnie! You're a fuckin' rock star.
Holy Ronnie! You're a fuckin' rock star.,I'm a what?
I'm a what?,All them people shoutin' your name like they were doing tonight! That arm you got'll get'chu on a box of cereal...
Ain't been a week and you already some nigger's Gill told me. Told me how you and he... you and everybody...,"Ronnie. Please, baby..."
"Ronnie. Please, baby...","Did 'ya have fun with her? Sweet as a peach, I bet. Huh? Huh?"
"it, I ask you a question, you better answer it, or I'm gonna blast a hole in ya!",Ronnie...
I'm sorry... I didn't mean to shout...,"All my life I been puttin' out your fires, with you givin' out your to every waggin' in this town. And you gonna lay the blame at my feet? Well, I ain't gonna take that."
"All my life I been puttin' out your fires, with you givin' out your to every waggin' in this town. And you gonna lay the blame at my feet? Well, I ain't gonna take that.",But... Momma... just tell me... not gonna be mad... we can just talk about it... Be eye to eye on this... You don't even got to say you're sorry... Just say how you knew...
But... Momma... just tell me... not gonna be mad... we can just talk about it... Be eye to eye on this... You don't even got to say you're sorry... Just say how you knew...,Only thing I'm sorry for is listenin' to my parents and having you instead of doin' what I should'a done.
You got any money?,Thought you had a man for that.
Thought you had a man for that.,I said we wasn't gonna talk about him.
I said we wasn't gonna talk about him.,"What we just did, you askin' for money, make a man stop. I ain't callin' you no ho. But I ain't gonna be played like no trick, neither. Remember... you called me."
"What we just did, you askin' for money, make a man stop. I ain't callin' you no ho. But I ain't gonna be played like no trick, neither. Remember... you called me.",Save that hustle talk to them field ballers you sell crack to.
Save that hustle talk to them field ballers you sell crack to.,What'd I tell you? I don't do none of that no more. I'm in communications now.
What'd I tell you? I don't do none of that no more. I'm in communications now.,Stolen phone cards and two-ways is what you sayin'.
"... Nick, you're the one that's always saying you never go anywhere.","I was thinking the Poconos, Charlie. Maybe Vegas."
"I was thinking the Poconos, Charlie. Maybe Vegas.",What are you missing? Riding your motorcycle to the nurse's house. That is sadder than Ethiopia.
What are you missing? Riding your motorcycle to the nurse's house. That is sadder than Ethiopia.,Beats forty hours on a plane.
Beats forty hours on a plane.,They say we got to turn around and come right back. That's what they say. I got a plan.
"I worked the three nine in Queens, Charlie.",I didn't know.
I didn't know.,"The lieutenant was on the pad along with the rest of the squad. I was new, didn't know When the feathers flew, I got called in front of the special prosecutor. It's on the top of my personnel file. They think I'm dirty or I cut a deal. Doesn't leave you with a lot of friends either way."
"... He's a sorry old guy, but I like him.",He couldn't find his with both hands.
Squid?,soft personnel.
"""Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire."" To the killer. Jerry Lee Lewis.","Jerry Lee Lewis, Elvis, Dinky Doo And The Don't's. Let's book, Charlie. If he starts on Motown, we'll be here all night."
"Jerry Lee Lewis, Elvis, Dinky Doo And The Don't's. Let's book, Charlie. If he starts on Motown, we'll be here all night.","No, this is the place for the young Yakuza."
"No, this is the place for the young Yakuza.",That's what you said in the last three pots.
... We got to keep looking. Track him down! Great balls of fire!,What's the problem here?
"You know, Inspector, you take once, you take forever.",I don't deserve Ohashi's respect.
I don't deserve Ohashi's respect.,Why the not?
Why the not?,"I don't, that's all."
She disappeared...,You were too far behind.
Don't be an,He's on duty.
He's on duty.,I paid for that.
I still think you're a,What if I chant?
What if I chant?,Wouldn't help. Watch out for Ich.
"I want more life,",Come here.
"The Tyrell Corporation has a demo model. Check it out on the Voight-Kampff. There's a chance the Nexus-6 is beyond out ability to detect. If that's the case, everybody's up creek.",What was the cover on the one that got Holden?
What was the cover on the one that got Holden?,Industrial refuse.
Industrial refuse.,Garbage man?
"Machines can be helpful sometimes, but they can also be a pain in the Ask for a trace on a forger and you might wind up at a steel- mill. I don't mind a bum-steer once in a while -- it's their personalities that usually get me. Somebody once said that man makes machines in his own image. If that's true, whoever made Esper should have been shot.",This is Esper and I'm ready. Go ahead please.
I like you.,I like you too.
I like you too.,"One more, eh?"
"One more, eh?",I gotta
What's that?,I'm taking a
"Love is just another name for Love is sexy and is lovely -- I don't care what you call it, an android can't have it.",These aren't just...
These aren't just...,"I know what they are, Deck -- Look, maybe they can pretend to feel, but far as the raw, hot emotions of the old heart -- no way."
How do you mean 'exploited'?,Like to get this position. Did you or were you asked to do anything lewd or unsavory or otherwise repulsive to your person?
Like to get this position. Did you or were you asked to do anything lewd or unsavory or otherwise repulsive to your person?,Are you for real?
Are you for real?,"Oh, yeah. You'd be surprised what goes on around here. I'd like to check the dressing room if I could."
"Oh, yeah. You'd be surprised what goes on around here. I'd like to check the dressing room if I could.",What the for?
What the for?,For holes.
"There's two reasons a man rejects help. Either because he's so good at what he does he doesn't think he needs it, or he's so insecure he can't admit it.","Sounds like I'm an either way, but the answer is still no."
"Sounds like I'm an either way, but the answer is still no.",Two of us might be more effective than one.
Two of us might be more effective than one.,I work alone.
Where the you been?,You know where I been. I been on vacation.
You know where I been. I been on vacation.,"Next time you go on vacation, do me a favor, let us know where it is."
"Next time you go on vacation, do me a favor, let us know where it is.",What's up?
What's up?,Holden got hit.
Where are we going?,"We? I'm going home. And, judging by that coat, I'd say you have to get back to the barber college."
"We? I'm going home. And, judging by that coat, I'd say you have to get back to the barber college.","No, I'm lost."
"No, I'm lost.",You're lost?
You're lost?,"Say,...did you just lose your job because of me?"
"Say,...did you just lose your job because of me?",Forget it. I'm sick of working for that
Forget it. I'm sick of working for that, 
 ,A walking capable of intelligent speech. A
"Well, I guess because I'm a little psychic...I have this thing.","Oh, that's nice."
"Oh, that's nice.","Let me guess something. This is your first visit to La La Land. You're staying somewhere over in Hollywood because, like an idiot, you thought that would be an exciting place to stay. Right so far?"
So far?,"Yes, I'm right?"
"Yes, I'm right?",Right.
Right.,"I knew it! So anyhow, you get on a bus and before you know it, you're out here in the San Fernando Valley without a clue. Which brings us to here. Correct again?"
"I knew it! So anyhow, you get on a bus and before you know it, you're out here in the San Fernando Valley without a clue. Which brings us to here. Correct again?",Again.
Again.,Where are you staying? The Holiday Inn?
Where are you staying? The Holiday Inn?,Yes! Yes! The Holiday Inn! That's exactly right!
Yes! Yes! The Holiday Inn! That's exactly right!,"See? I'm psychic. Not completely, but pretty much. That was pretty good, wasn't it?!"
"See? I'm psychic. Not completely, but pretty much. That was pretty good, wasn't it?!",It was amazing.
It was amazing.,"Yeah. Thanks. Anyhow, let me predict a bus for you to get on."
"Yeah. Thanks. Anyhow, let me predict a bus for you to get on.",Do you own a car?
Do you own a car?,"I'm not taking you there, Sweetie. Rule Number One in North America: No strangers in the car."
"I'm not taking you there, Sweetie. Rule Number One in North America: No strangers in the car.","If it will make you feel any better, I don't have a gun."
"If it will make you feel any better, I don't have a gun.",You don't?
You don't?,Nope.
Nope.,"Well, that changes everything. Get the away from me!! I mean it!!"
"So for four thousand dollars, all I have to do is drive you to your hotel?",Yes.
Yes.,And that's it?
And that's it?,Yes.
Yes.,I don't have to take a physical in your space ship?
I don't have to take a physical in your space ship?,"Heck, no! What?!"
"Heck, no! What?!",Okay. What the You got a deal. Get in.
"See, ya.",Why doesn't it never work out?
Why doesn't it never work out?,What?
What?,Why does it never work out? You and...men?
Why does it never work out? You and...men?,Why?! Who the knows?!
Why not buy them milk or something-- instead of Dr. Pepper?,They like Dr. Pepper.
They like Dr. Pepper.,Who are these people?
Who are these people?,My Mom and Dad.
My Mom and Dad.,"Very funny, smart"
"Very funny, smart",Hey! Pipe tobacco! I'm going to need all of this! This is swell!
"Now, get out!!","Yes, ma'am!"
"Yes, ma'am!",Stop that ma'am
Stop that ma'am,Sorry!
What about her?,No way.
No way.,Why?! I think she's very attractive.
Why?! I think she's very attractive.,"Adam! She's got written all over her! You do know what ""bitch"" means, don't you?"
"Adam! She's got written all over her! You do know what ""bitch"" means, don't you?","Yes, I have a dictionary. But I can't understand for the life of me why you would call her that! Or why Cliff would say that about you."
"Yes, I have a dictionary. But I can't understand for the life of me why you would call her that! Or why Cliff would say that about you.","Because we're Look at her! Look at the expression on her face! The walk, the jewelry, the fingernails. Please!"
"Because we're Look at her! Look at the expression on her face! The walk, the jewelry, the fingernails. Please!",How 'bout this one?
Eve?!,"Scare me, why don't you?!!? You son of a"
"Scare me, why don't you?!!? You son of a",I'm really sorry!
I'm really sorry!,What in the are you doing here!! You're supposed to be over on San Vicente Boulevard having unsafe with that Sophie!!
What in the are you doing here!! You're supposed to be over on San Vicente Boulevard having unsafe with that Sophie!!,I know...and I'm really sorry.
I know...and I'm really sorry.,"Well, you should be! Thanks to you, my heart is in my neck!"
"Well, you should be! Thanks to you, my heart is in my neck!",What?
What?,Goodnight!
"Adam...dumb question, but humor me. Have you ever had before?",No.
Are you all right?,"Yes! Yes! Oh, Lord! Yes, oh, yes! But where is the one who came last night -- all in yellow?!"
"Yes! Yes! Oh, Lord! Yes, oh, yes! But where is the one who came last night -- all in yellow?!",All in yellow? Oh! That was my father!
All in yellow? Oh! That was my father!,Ooooohhhh!! Of course! The father! Forgive me!! Can you forgive me for my wasted life?! Everything has been so awful!!
Ooooohhhh!! Of course! The father! Forgive me!! Can you forgive me for my wasted life?! Everything has been so awful!!,I know it has been terrible. But it wasn't your fault. And now all the decay is over with and things are going to get better. You understand?
I know it has been terrible. But it wasn't your fault. And now all the decay is over with and things are going to get better. You understand?,Yes.
Yes.,"I've got to go, now."
"I've got to go, now.",Of course you do. I'll stay here and pray.
Of course you do. I'll stay here and pray.,That's always a good idea! Would you like some money? I have a great deal of it.
That's always a good idea! Would you like some money? I have a great deal of it.,No. I don't need money anymore -- I see that now.
No. I don't need money anymore -- I see that now.,How do I leave here?
How do I leave here?,The front door is open. Will you be back?
The front door is open. Will you be back?,I promise.
"So...you...survived the blast, did you?","The blast? Honey, I have survived a host of things. Like the song says: ""A country boy can survive!"""
"The blast? Honey, I have survived a host of things. Like the song says: ""A country boy can survive!""","Yes, yes, the song. So tell me...has it up here?"
"Yes, yes, the song. So tell me...has it up here?","""Hell up here?"" Honey, it's been up here, down there and over yonder! everywhere."
"""Hell up here?"" Honey, it's been up here, down there and over yonder! everywhere.","Yes, I can tell that just looking around. ""Boy?"" Did you say you were a ""country boy?"""
"Yes, I can tell that just looking around. ""Boy?"" Did you say you were a ""country boy?""","Cute Little Old Man, if you want a boy, I can be a boy. And if you want a girl, I can be a girl. I can be anything you want me to be!"
"Cute Little Old Man, if you want a boy, I can be a boy. And if you want a girl, I can be a girl. I can be anything you want me to be!",Really?
Really?,"Uh-huh. And it's all yours for the remarkably low price of only $200! And if you act now, I might even throw in some free lawn furniture."
"Uh-huh. And it's all yours for the remarkably low price of only $200! And if you act now, I might even throw in some free lawn furniture.","No, I can't. I'm sorry! I have to go! I have to..."
"Go home, Adam. Go to your hotel.",Yeah. Before I kick your
What's it to you?!,"I'm his He left with the dancers, didn't he?"
"I'm his He left with the dancers, didn't he?","Hey, you're the psychic. Eve, the psychic You tell me."
"Hey, you're the psychic. Eve, the psychic You tell me.",Those
Those,Yeah. But who's not a these days?
Where are you going?,To bed.
To bed.,To bed?
To bed?,Yeah. I'm not the one who's in love with the guy.
Yeah. I'm not the one who's in love with the guy.,What?! Now hold on! Wait one minute!
I'm selling this place. I want out of this hole!,"Could I, like...oh, wow...like,uh..."
"Could I, like...oh, wow...like,uh...",Buy it from me?
Buy it from me?,"Yeah! Yeah, that's it!"
"Yeah! Yeah, that's it!","I'll give it to ya, no money down. The neighborhood has gone to anyway."
"Suave. are you suave, you You want some beer?","Certainly Frank. Darling, get some glasses. We'll have some beer with Frank. Won't you sit down?"
"To your health, Frank.",Let's drink to something else. Let's drink to fuckin'. Say here's to your Frank.
Let's drink to something else. Let's drink to fuckin'. Say here's to your Frank.,If you like Frank. Here's to your Cheers.
"See you Tuesday, Frank.",Right Ben. LET'S GO I'll anything that moves.
Oh,Frank? Can you stand up?
Frank? Can you stand up?,I'm alright. Go hide. This won't take long. Be quiet.
Frank gone?,"Yeah, but get outta here. He's comin' back."
"Yeah, but get outta here. He's comin' back.",Bull.
Bull.,"Alright, suit yourself."
"Alright, suit yourself.",He's comin' back? What for?
He's comin' back? What for?,"'Cause he's comin' back, that's what for. Frank's got you really loaded tonight."
"'Cause he's comin' back, that's what for. Frank's got you really loaded tonight.","Yeah, maybe so. Frank's got me, and you and really it's all thanks to Don, isn't it. Remember that. Your husband was the one who started my mind with drugs."
"Yeah, maybe so. Frank's got me, and you and really it's all thanks to Don, isn't it. Remember that. Your husband was the one who started my mind with drugs.","Oh he forced you, huh?"
"Oh he forced you, huh?","He's the reformed dealer though who wanted to turn himself in. He's the one that caused Frank to come and Frank's us real good. I just feel so I'm supposed to be here watching you why can't I be here you. Listen. I know his cock's the size of a pin - let me give you the real thing. Let me wet my whistle, baby."
"He's the reformed dealer though who wanted to turn himself in. He's the one that caused Frank to come and Frank's us real good. I just feel so I'm supposed to be here watching you why can't I be here you. Listen. I know his cock's the size of a pin - let me give you the real thing. Let me wet my whistle, baby.","No way, get out. I'm gonna tell Frank. I'm gonna tell him what you said."
"No way, get out. I'm gonna tell Frank. I'm gonna tell him what you said.","Okay, I'm goin'. You'll see, I'll get you."
"Hello, baby.","Shut up. It's daddy,"
"Shut up. It's daddy,","Hello, daddy."
"Hello, daddy.",My bourbon.
MOMMY!,Mommy's here.
Mommy's here.,Baby wants to
"We're looking for him. In your opinion, why did Frank kidnap Dorothy's son and husband?","He became obsessed with her. She hated him. He had to have her. He kidnapped them to control her. To make her do things. Then she wanted to commit suicide so he started cutting off ears as a warning to her to stay alive. I'm not kidding. Frank loved blue, blue velvet. He had to have Dorothy cause her whole life was blue."
"He became obsessed with her. She hated him. He had to have her. He kidnapped them to control her. To make her do things. Then she wanted to commit suicide so he started cutting off ears as a warning to her to stay alive. I'm not kidding. Frank loved blue, blue velvet. He had to have Dorothy cause her whole life was blue.",You seemed to see some very interesting things on your little escapade with Dorothy Vallens.
You seemed to see some very interesting things on your little escapade with Dorothy Vallens.,Yeah. I guess I did. What's going to happen to me?
Yeah. I guess I did. What's going to happen to me?,"We're going to leave that up to Detective Williams. I'll tell you though, you're okay. You shot a real son of a"
"We're going to leave that up to Detective Williams. I'll tell you though, you're okay. You shot a real son of a","Yeah. I sure know that. Yeah, but how many more are out there?"
Raymond! Where's the fuckin' beer?,Right here Frank. You want me to pour it?
Right here Frank. You want me to pour it?,"No, I want ya to it. yes, pour the fuckin' beer."
"No, I want ya to it. yes, pour the fuckin' beer.",There ya go.
There ya go.,"Good, let's drink up."
"Hey, you ivy league COME HERE!","Later Mike. I gotta take care of someone who's hurt here, in case you haven't noticed."
"Hey come here, you stole my girl, you I'm gonna kick your right in front of your house.",Stop it Mike.
Stop it Mike.,You shut up. Nobody's talkin' to you. Hey who's that Jeffrey? Your mother?
What did he bring him in for?,Needed an outsider. The package boy knows everyone. He'd spot our hitters a mile away.
Needed an outsider. The package boy knows everyone. He'd spot our hitters a mile away.,Just for him?
Just for him?,"Well he's the one shooting up all his guys, right? He's scared of the kid. Says he's real good, got every available gun in the city up there."
"Well he's the one shooting up all his guys, right? He's scared of the kid. Says he's real good, got every available gun in the city up there.",Up where?
Up where?,Up his house. I don't know what's going on but I know it's gotta have something to do with this kid.
Up his house. I don't know what's going on but I know it's gotta have something to do with this kid.,Oh
you.,"Hey, Augustus, I need your help, I got a serious problem here. I'm not around."
"Hey, Augustus, I need your help, I got a serious problem here. I'm not around.","I bounced you on my knee at family reunions, for Christ sakes. Your dad and me ran the whole east coast syndicate you snot-nosed little And when you took the wheel, who was beside you?"
"Hey, I just...","Don't start with your Don't you talk to me. Oh, hey Uncle Gussy, thanks for years of service. Here's a gold watch and a job sniffing other guys' eight hours a day. What am I, a retired bus driver?"
"Don't start with your Don't you talk to me. Oh, hey Uncle Gussy, thanks for years of service. Here's a gold watch and a job sniffing other guys' eight hours a day. What am I, a retired bus driver?",I need Il Duce.
I need Il Duce.,The Duke? What did you do?
The Duke? What did you do?,"This kid, this package boy could bring down the whole east coast. If he decides to turn states he could dismantle us... totally. But it looks like for now, he's content with just killing us one by one. And even worse the kid is good at it. I mean I had a prodigy on my hands the whole time and didn't even know it."
Yes sir.,"Look in the trash around their hands. See if you can find me two bullet casings. 45's, if my eye serves me right. Don't disturb them. Mark them as they lay. Newman, root through this If this was a sink find me some metal parts. Gimme a faucet or a drain cover or something."
"Oh, Don't me! We're on the same side! The boss musta sent you in as back up, huh? Oh, please! I'm Rocco. I'm the funny man. They call me the funny fuckin' man!",Where's your gun?
Where's your gun?,Chest pocket.
Chest pocket.,This is a six-shooter.
"What the are you doing here? What, huh!? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? ANSWERS! I WANT FUCKIN' ANSWERS!","Get a hold of yourself, man."
"Climb the corporate ladder, boy. Don Rocco.",it! I'm doing it. I deserve it. I've been working for those bastards since I was in high school and look at this place.
She ain't been around in weeks anyhow.,Listen. Something's been bothering me about last night.
Listen. Something's been bothering me about last night.,What?
What?,Well... what if your boss knew how many guys were supposed to be there... in that room?
Well... what if your boss knew how many guys were supposed to be there... in that room?,What are you saying?
What are you saying?,"Think about it man. Nine men, six bullets."
"Think about it man. Nine men, six bullets.",You think they sold me out? No way.
You think they sold me out? No way.,"He probably knew you'd end up nailing the guy, maybe one or two more, but he had to know you weren't walking out of there. Figure it out. Shooter's dead on the scene. No in-depth investigation. It'd slide right off his back. 'Cause as much as I love ya, you're not exactly Don Corleone. What would he be losing? A thirty- five year old delivery boy?"
"He probably knew you'd end up nailing the guy, maybe one or two more, but he had to know you weren't walking out of there. Figure it out. Shooter's dead on the scene. No in-depth investigation. It'd slide right off his back. 'Cause as much as I love ya, you're not exactly Don Corleone. What would he be losing? A thirty- five year old delivery boy?","No, no. That's just not the way things are done. Besides, how's he know I don't just get in there see there's too many and just serve em their fuckin' food and beat it?"
"No, no. That's just not the way things are done. Besides, how's he know I don't just get in there see there's too many and just serve em their fuckin' food and beat it?","He knows you, man. He knows all you want is to move up. That's all. A smooth hitter woulda gone in there, seen it was a wash and slipped out. But a guy like you? Knowin' this is your only chance? Waitin' eighteen years?"
"He knows you, man. He knows all you want is to move up. That's all. A smooth hitter woulda gone in there, seen it was a wash and slipped out. But a guy like you? Knowin' this is your only chance? Waitin' eighteen years?","No. No man. That's... that's... you don't know what you're talking about. That's I know these guys. I mean, thanks for your concern, but that just ain't the thing of it."
"No. No man. That's... that's... you don't know what you're talking about. That's I know these guys. I mean, thanks for your concern, but that just ain't the thing of it.",Do me a favor and roll it around for a bit on your way in.
Do me a favor and roll it around for a bit on your way in.,"No, look. No rolling. Nothing needs to be rolled."
What did I fuckin' do?... in the middle of the Lakeview.,"Lakeview the deli? Oh,"
"Yeah, well...","Oh, what the How do you guys decide who you're... I mean, who makes the cut? Is there a raffle or something?"
What the are you doing?,I-I'll tip her.
Oh man. You gotta let me do these guys. I'm such a I gotta make up for the thing.,No way. I've been waitin' for this
No way. I've been waitin' for this,"Aw, c'mon. I gotta clear my family name here. I've brought shame to the house of Della Rocco."
"You guys gotta teach me that prayer, man. That's some good","Forget it. It's a family prayer. My father, his father before him that sort of"
"Forget it. It's a family prayer. My father, his father before him that sort of",C'mon!
Look again for sake!,I know what the he looks like!
You little Let him go. I'll drop you right here.,"Okay, just calm down. He could hurt us, brother. He could ruin the whole thing."
"Okay, just calm down. He could hurt us, brother. He could ruin the whole thing.","Let him go or I will deliver you, right now."
"Let him go or I will deliver you, right now.","You won't do it Connor, you won't. You love me man."
How's Uncle Sibeal?,"Well, you know how it is with him. Always complainin' he's never turnin' a profit on St. Patty's. Whole family goes down there with no money, cause we know he can't bear ta charge us."
"Well, we tried ta make friends and she gave me a shot ta the nuts.",What... the dirty I hope ya trounced her a good one!
What... the dirty I hope ya trounced her a good one!,"Well, I didn't but..."
"Yeah, we promise.","Well, there's my boys. I gotta go. Looks like I caused a ruckus with that shot. Half the neighborhood is comin'."
"Hold this for us, Doc. We'll be comin back for it when we get out.",Right.
Hey Murphy?,Aye.
Aye.,How many feminists does it take to in a light bulb?
How many feminists does it take to in a light bulb?,How many?
How many?,Two. One ta it in and one ta my
"Aaaww, evil woman!",Lord have mercy. That was a good one ma.
"Know what we need, man?... some rope.",For what?
For what?,Charlie Bronson's always got rope.
Charlie Bronson's always got rope.,What?
What?,"Yeah, these guys always got a lot of rope strapped around em in the movies and they always end up using it."
"Yeah, these guys always got a lot of rope strapped around em in the movies and they always end up using it.","Oh, you've lost it, haven't ya?"
"Oh, you've lost it, haven't ya?",I'm serious.
I'm serious.,Me too. That's Name one thing we're gonna need it for.
Me too. That's Name one thing we're gonna need it for.,I don't know they just always need it.
I don't know they just always need it.,"What is all this ""they"" This ain't a movie."
Where the are you going?,We'll find it. Just calm down.
We'll find it. Just calm down.,"No, you. This rope is I'm sweatin' my off draggin' this thing around. Must weigh 30 pounds."
That was way easier than I thought.,Aye.
Aye.,On TV ya always get that that jumps behind the couch.
On TV ya always get that that jumps behind the couch.,"Yeah, and ya gotta shoot at him for ten minutes."
"Yeah, and ya gotta shoot at him for ten minutes.","Oh, we're good man."
"Oh, we're good man.","Yes, we are."
Who did you,Holy Who? How many?
We've teamed up with a offender.,"So, when are you getting a plastic doll?"
I knew you two would give me problems. Give me cause I'm a woman. I'm not gonna take your male dominance,"Oh, come on now Rozengurtle. I was just tryin' ta get a rise outta ya."
"Baumgartner sound Irish to you, face?","Now look Rozengurtle, we're sorry. Just relax."
Holy You're the first one that's ever got that.,"Yeah, well... I'm an expert in name- ology."
"Only two did the shooting. So what are you thinking, Russian retaliation?","Nah, too quick half their infrastructure got taken out at the Copley plaza. Besides, if you're a hitter, you're either working for the Russians or the Italians. There's no riding the fence. Our little theory from last night just got blown to Something... new is going on here."
And it's the same story over here. Why the crossover? Theories.,That's just weird. I have no idea.
No! you! You start getting excited! We gotta go!,Rocco!
What?,Where's my cat?
Where's my cat?,"I killed your fuckin' cat, you druggie"
"I killed your fuckin' cat, you druggie",You... oh why?
You... oh why?,I felt it would bring closure to our relationship!
I felt it would bring closure to our relationship!,You killed my... my...
Your what?! Your fuckin' what?!,"My, my..."
"My, my...","Your what, I'll shoot myself in the head, you can tell me that cats name! Go ahead... Your what? Your precious little..."
"Your what, I'll shoot myself in the head, you can tell me that cats name! Go ahead... Your what? Your precious little...", 
 ,Peeperman? WRONG? What color was it?!!!
Peeperman? WRONG? What color was it?!!!,It was... It was...
It was... It was...,"Male or female,"
"So Duffy, got any theories to go with that... tie.","These guys were pros. I think they were coming for one target, the man, he was the..."
"These guys were pros. I think they were coming for one target, the man, he was the...",The what man?
The what man?,The man.
The man.,"Well, Freud was right. So you think they came for the man, huh? And what do you base this upon?"
"Well, Freud was right. So you think they came for the man, huh? And what do you base this upon?",He was the only one done right. Two in the back of the head.
He was the only one done right. Two in the back of the head.,And the pennies?
And the pennies?,New hitman wants to leave his mark
New hitman wants to leave his mark,"That's a possibility. Y'know you Boston cops are perking up. That's two sound theories in one day, neither of which deal with abnormally sized men. Another possibility is that they were placed there with religious intent."
"That's a possibility. Y'know you Boston cops are perking up. That's two sound theories in one day, neither of which deal with abnormally sized men. Another possibility is that they were placed there with religious intent.","Yeah. Some cultures still put pennies in the eyes of the dead, or silver."
"Yeah. Some cultures still put pennies in the eyes of the dead, or silver.",The Greeks. The Italians.
The Greeks. The Italians.,The Sicilians.
"Now stay with me, boys. What did they do to make two such identical wounds? Did one guy put him on his knees, pop a cap in, sit him back up and shoot him again the same way? No. Two men of similar height dropped this guy down, each put some iron to his head and boom! That's all she fuckin' wrote!",What about one guy with two guns?
What about one guy with two guns?,"Possible, but unlikely. The angles are too extreme. A guy holding two guns to the back of your head is gonna shoot straight ahead. He wouldn't out his elbows, makes no sense. Besides, you telling me one guy came in here and killed eight men with eight extremely well aimed shots in just a few seconds? No way. Had to be at least two."
Jesus. I just can't think anymore. That scene over at the coffee shop today tapped me out.,What?
What?,A guy went nuts over off of Commonwealth today. Shot three guys to death in a coffee shop in broad daylight. Fled the scene. Don't have much on him.
A guy went nuts over off of Commonwealth today. Shot three guys to death in a coffee shop in broad daylight. Fled the scene. Don't have much on him.,Why was I not informed of this?
"That's one big fuckin' shoe!... and think about it. Of all the ways to a guy, crushin' him to death. That's very particular. You don't get many of those. I dunno. I feel something big here. I wouldn't be surprised if we see more of these turning up.",Brilliant. So now we got a Huge guy theory and Serial crusher theory. Top notch. What's your name?
Brilliant. So now we got a Huge guy theory and Serial crusher theory. Top notch. What's your name?,Detective Greenly. Who the are you?
Who the...,Twist of lemon!
Twist of lemon!,"Chief, what the is this?"
"Chief, what the is this?",Sweet-n-low!
"Uh. I, uh...","It tells us that he was the last to die. All these men Were carrying. They came in, dropped all in seconds and then took their time with man. Didn't they, Duffy?! They sure as did!"
They weren't related. The guy used a 38. No pennies. Totally amateur.,Who were the victims?
Who were the victims?,A couple of peons for the mob and...
A couple of peons for the mob and...,"Oh that's just BEAUTIFUL! All the scumbags in the quiet city of Boston start dropping dead and you think it's unrelated?! Greenly, the day I want the Boston Police doing my thinking for me, I will have a tag on my toe! Now, get me a squad car and get me over there. I want the crime scene photos and any witness statements. NOW!"
Right now.,Don't me. Oh please no. I'm Rocco. I'm the funny man!... the funny man... the funny.
"This is some heavy This is like Lone Ranger-heavy man. it! There's so much that me off. You guys should recruit 'cause I am sick and fuckin' tired of walkin' down the street waitin' for one of these assholes to get me, y'know?","Hallelujah, Jaffar."
"Hallelujah, Jaffar.","So you're not just talkin' mob guys. You're talkin' anyone, right? Even like pimps and drug dealers and all that"
Well you guys could do this every day.,"We're like 7-Eleven. We ain't always doing business, but we're always open."
it! What kind of flowers ya want at your funeral? Ya dumb This is the last time I'll see you. Bye-bye ya son of a,I'll be back at 9:00.
Well he sure as knew you!,"you both! Ya ask me, he was aiming at you!"
He ain't here.,What the do you mean?
What the do you mean?,I mean he ain't here.
Hey! We gotta talk about this early morning church,We have to go now. We're on the lamb.
Do your thing Father. Don't this up.,What do you want me to say?
What do you want me to say?,"Just be natural, goddamit."
"Just be natural, goddamit.","How long since your last confession, my son?"
I always see you talking to the boys and making them laugh. They always come around telling me what a crack up you are. What is it they call you?,The... The funny man.
The... The funny man.,"The funny man. Well, I got a new job for you, just for now. Roc, I'm having a real day. I'm depressed. Tell me a funny story or a joke."
"The funny man. Well, I got a new job for you, just for now. Roc, I'm having a real day. I'm depressed. Tell me a funny story or a joke.","Uh. Okay... um... you hear the one about the, no that one... uh... oh! oh! Well... Okay, there's a white guy. He's walkin' along the beach and he finds a, a y'know and ah, he rubs it and this genie pops out. But this genie, he's a ni... he's a black guy."
"Uh. Okay... um... you hear the one about the, no that one... uh... oh! oh! Well... Okay, there's a white guy. He's walkin' along the beach and he finds a, a y'know and ah, he rubs it and this genie pops out. But this genie, he's a ni... he's a black guy.",He's a
He's a,"Yeah. And uh, he's off. He says, ""Why you crackers always gotta find my mother fuckin' And he tells him he's gonna grant all his three wishes but he's gonna give all the black guys..."
"Well, it's the funny man. Give it here, package boy.",Joey Bevo said it was important. Said I had to give it to him myself.
Joey Bevo said it was important. Said I had to give it to him myself.,Gimme the fuckin' thing. Now sit the down!
"The list, Dignan. I know you remember the list because you signed it. ""Things Dignan was not supposed to touch.""",Every valuable item in the house was on that list.
Every valuable item in the house was on that list.,That doesn't make any difference. I bought those earrings for my mother on her birthday. They have a very special value for her.
That doesn't make any difference. I bought those earrings for my mother on her birthday. They have a very special value for her.,"Yeah, but I can't be sorting through that in the middle of a burglary. There's just not time for it."
"Yeah, but I can't be sorting through that in the middle of a burglary. There's just not time for it.","Then you shouldn't of gone in there, Dignan. Maybe we should of robbed your house. Did you ever think of that?"
Holy What'd I tell you?,Eight dollars.
Eight dollars.,That's not bad.
What about what that guy said?,"Oh, That was scary. In the middle of the robbery. The manager looks at me. Right in the eye. And goes, I'm going to remember you."
That coward. Son of a,Maybe he just went to the store.
Maybe he just went to the store.,He took his stuff. He's gone. I should of seen this. I should of expected it. Bob doesn't have any character.
Man. I'm sorry. We just went for a walk --,I don't really feel like talking about it. The only thing I feel like is getting the out of this place.
I don't really feel like talking about it. The only thing I feel like is getting the out of this place.,We need a car.
I have an idea for that.,What?
What?,"Inez has a master key to all these rooms, doesn't she? Doesn't she?"
"Inez has a master key to all these rooms, doesn't she? Doesn't she?",I don't think we can do that.
I don't think we can do that.,"I know we can. It's real simple. We go into a room, grab some car keys and --"
"I know we can. It's real simple. We go into a room, grab some car keys and --",What I'm saying is she wouldn't go for that.
What I'm saying is she wouldn't go for that.,She doesn't need to know.
She doesn't need to know.,"I don't know, Dignan. I just --"
"I don't know, Dignan. I just --",Look. I'm ready to get the out of here. It's real torture for me to be here. Getting the kicked out of me by Mexicans.
Look. I'm ready to get the out of here. It's real torture for me to be here. Getting the kicked out of me by Mexicans.,Shh.
Shh.,No one to back me up. Now I have a good idea. So unless you come up with something better --
No one to back me up. Now I have a good idea. So unless you come up with something better --,Dignan. I can't do that. All right? I just can't.
You gave $383 to the housekeeper! What the is your problem?,She needed it.
She needed it.,A $500 tip! For the housekeeper!
A $500 tip! For the housekeeper!,Her name's Inez. Stop calling her the housekeeper.
Her name's Inez. Stop calling her the housekeeper.,That's what she is!
That's what she is!,I know that. But --
I know that. But --,You're in love with the housekeeper!
You're in love with the housekeeper!,Shut up!
Shut up!,"What are you going to do, get married? Have a bunch of little idiot janitor brats! And go around scrubbing the --"
Dignan.,What the are we doing out here?
What the are we doing out here?,"I don't know, Dignan. You went crazy."
"I don't know, Dignan. You went crazy.","I'm sorry, Bob."
I don't know.,Check the elevator. It's moving.
Who did that? What the is that?,It's going back down.
It's going back down.,Applejack! What's happening?
"You know, your form is for but you've got a of a talent.",Thanks.
Tell me something. What the kind of name is Dignan?,I'm not really sure. I think it's Irish. Or maybe --
I'm not really sure. I think it's Irish. Or maybe --,I guess what I'm trying to say is what the kind of person is this Dignan?
I guess what I'm trying to say is what the kind of person is this Dignan?,What do you mean what kind of person? He's a good person.
What do you mean what kind of person? He's a good person.,"Sure, sure. He's a great person, and I'd call on anybody who said differently. But I wonder if the kid has the goods up here."
"Sure, sure. He's a great person, and I'd call on anybody who said differently. But I wonder if the kid has the goods up here.",I don't think you're giving him enough credit. I know sometimes he doesn't think an idea through. He gets too excited. But --
I don't think you're giving him enough credit. I know sometimes he doesn't think an idea through. He gets too excited. But --,As far as I can tell he hasn't thought his life through. He'd be fine cutting my grass or parking my car. But business? You I can work with. You I could groom. Dignan's not going to make it.
Why don't you just tell them the truth. Those belong to my neighbor Phil.,I don't know. I personally don't need that in my life right now.
I don't know. I personally don't need that in my life right now.,Nobody does.
I don't know why the we're having a party. The job's not over yet.,"Well, this isn't really a party per se."
"Well, this isn't really a party per se.",You don't celebrate til it's over.
You don't celebrate til it's over.,True.
Are you a,You're the
He looks like he was designed by scientists. For desert warfare.,That never would of --
That never would of --,Let's cut the
Bob.,I'm paying attention. I just want to look at it for a minute.
I'm paying attention. I just want to look at it for a minute.,What's your problem? You're a
What's your problem? You're a,I just want to see how much bullets it takes.
Bob. What the did you do that for?,He wouldn't move.
I'm sure he did. We'll have to get new plates.,It's registered in my mother's name.
It's registered in my mother's name.,What the possessed you?
What the possessed you?,You're the one who kept saying ram him.
I couldn't hear anything.,Who's watching the door? What the are you doing? Get back in position.
Jesus Christ. What the is that?,I didn't think there was an alarm.
I didn't think there was an alarm.,"Take him to the car, Bob."
"I said to the DA, That cop who hit me must of given me CRS disease.",What's that?
What's that?,That's just what the DA asked. CRS is a disease where you can't remember
Is he good?,He's good.
Let's talk about Conklin.,"What are you after, Pam? You want to fry me? You want my desk? Is that it?"
"What are you after, Pam? You want to fry me? You want my desk? Is that it?",I want to know what happened.
I want to know what happened.,"What happened? Jason Bourne happened. You've got the files? Then let's cut the It went wrong. Conklin had these guys wound so tight they were bound to snap. Bourne was his number one -- guy went out to work, the op and never came back. Conklin couldn't fix it, couldn't find Bourne, couldn't adjust. It all went sideways. Finally there were no options left."
"What happened? Jason Bourne happened. You've got the files? Then let's cut the It went wrong. Conklin had these guys wound so tight they were bound to snap. Bourne was his number one -- guy went out to work, the op and never came back. Conklin couldn't fix it, couldn't find Bourne, couldn't adjust. It all went sideways. Finally there were no options left.","So you had Conklin killed. I mean, if we're cutting the"
"So you had Conklin killed. I mean, if we're cutting the","I've given thirty years and two marriages to this agency. I've shoveled on four continents. I'm due to retire next year and believe me, I need my pension, but if you think I'm gonna sit here and let you dangle me with this, you can go to Marshall too. It had to be done."
"I've given thirty years and two marriages to this agency. I've shoveled on four continents. I'm due to retire next year and believe me, I need my pension, but if you think I'm gonna sit here and let you dangle me with this, you can go to Marshall too. It had to be done.",And Bourne? Where's he now?
And Bourne? Where's he now?,Dead in a ditch? in a bar in Mogadishu? Who knows?
Dead in a ditch? in a bar in Mogadishu? Who knows?,"I think I do. We had a deal going down in Berlin last week. During the buy, both our Field Agent and the seller were killed. We pulled a fingerprint from a timing charge that didn't go off. They were killed by Jason Bourne."
And you got to him before we could.,I killed him???
I killed him???,"You left a print! There was Kel that didn't go off! There was a partial print, they tracked it back to Treadstone! They know it's you!"
"You left a print! There was Kel that didn't go off! There was a partial print, they tracked it back to Treadstone! They know it's you!",I left a fingerprint! You people.
"Oh,",Careful...
"Black coat, possibly leather. Dark slacks. Dark t-shirt. He says they're gonna try and corral the guests on the street over there, and then check them out, but...","Yeah, that'll work...What the was he doing here?"
Does anyone know his politics?,No. But his weight with the commoners could unbalance everything. The Balliols will kiss his so we must.
There must be a way to fix this.,Fix?
Fix?,"I just need the entry about the blockbuster. Wait, no arms. I never even got the chance to write it."
Best not up. Wind up someone's luggage that way.,Can you protect me?
Can you protect me?,"Jesus himself couldn't make me take on the Brotherhood. When they come, just put your mind in another place, man. Be somewhere else."
I never wanted to be in the movie anyway and it was cold so I wanted to wear my clothes but Mr. Miller took his shirt off --,What the are you doing?
What the are you doing?,Shhh! I need quiet for this.
I deserve a lot worse.,What are you talking about? What you deserve is a better brother and father. All they do is make you feel like
"Just shut up, Evan. You're wasting your breath.",You can't hate yourself just because your dad's a twisted freak.
You can't hate yourself just because your dad's a twisted freak.,"Who are you trying to convince, Evan?! You come all the way out here to stir up my just because you had a bad memory!? You want me to cry on your shoulder and tell you that everything's all better now? Well you, Evan! Nothing's gonna be all better! Okay?! Nothing ever gets better!"
It's my fault. I should have told you he was released a few weeks ago.,Might'a been nice. Like this is gonna do any good. Maybe one of the frat guys has a gun.
Might'a been nice. Like this is gonna do any good. Maybe one of the frat guys has a gun.,"Please, Evan. Don't even joke. He wouldn't hurt you. He's just trying to scare you away from me."
"Please, Evan. Don't even joke. He wouldn't hurt you. He's just trying to scare you away from me.","Yeah, right. Tell that to Crockett."
"Yeah, right. Tell that to Crockett.","It's not his fault, Evan. You knew how bad he had it when we were kids."
"It's not his fault, Evan. You knew how bad he had it when we were kids.",Don't give me this Oprah-book club bad upbringing because you turned out fine.
Don't give me this Oprah-book club bad upbringing because you turned out fine.,My father never laid a hand on me. It's like the saved it all up for Tommy.
"Evan, stop! You're gonna him!",He's a maniac!
What's happened to you?,"You wouldn't believe me. I mean, people always say, ""You wouldn't believe me"", but in this case, it's not even worth trying."
"You wouldn't believe me. I mean, people always say, ""You wouldn't believe me"", but in this case, it's not even worth trying.","I've seen some sickening I don't blink twice anymore, especially in your case."
"I've seen some sickening I don't blink twice anymore, especially in your case.",Why's that?
Why's that?,Because you're... different.
Because you're... different.,Different? How?
Different? How?,Let me ask you a question. Just a little one that's been gnawing at me for years.
Let me ask you a question. Just a little one that's been gnawing at me for years.,Yeah?
Yeah?,On the bridge. How did you know that Tommy had your dog? That was no hunch.
On the bridge. How did you know that Tommy had your dog? That was no hunch.,Do you remember when I was a kid and I had those blackouts?
You know how spiritual he's gotten ever since he saved Mrs. Halpern and Katie.,"He saved Mrs. Halpern? Please, the twisted"
I was just somewhere else -- how did I get here?,Quit acting like some or I'll call your mother and tell her what a naughty little you've been.
Quit acting like some or I'll call your mother and tell her what a naughty little you've been.,Kayleigh? What happened?
"Easy does it, Evan! Don't be a bad boy or I'll tell mommy you were naughty.",And I'll tell the Child Protective Services about your kiddie endeavors. One step closer and I'll shove this up your
I'm not sure. I might have gotten some stories mixed up. Did Pavlov condition his dogs to lick his nuts?,Typical psych major. A complete wise And how's your project coming? Still planning to change the way we humble scientists view memory assimilation?
Typical psych major. A complete wise And how's your project coming? Still planning to change the way we humble scientists view memory assimilation?,"Hey, I got no choice."
"Freeze! No ""worm-boy"". No ""Mr. Worm,"" and no ""Worm-Master-General!"" Once you get a nickname like that you can't shake it. And I don't want everyone thinking I've got tapeworms coming out of my or something, okay?",Deal. Now read me something.
Leave us alone you sick,"Get this ""us"" As if I was gonna lay a hand on my own sister. You've done nicely for yourself, Evan. Nice friends, nice life, not to mention you're my sister. Not a bad piece of if I say so myself."
What did I say about mentioning that,Where the are you taking us anyway? Just blow something up already.
Where the are you taking us anyway? Just blow something up already.,"Just blow something up? Are you nuts? There's an art to mass destruction. Would you just paint the Mona Lisa? No. Besides, we're here already."
"Here you go, buddy.","What? No frigging way, man. I'm not touching that thing."
"What? No frigging way, man. I'm not touching that thing.","The you aren't. Anyone of us does it, you'll out and narc for sure."
"The you aren't. Anyone of us does it, you'll out and narc for sure.","Ain't gonna work this time, buddy. Look how small that fuse is! I'll get killed."
The bourbon. The news about Ugarte upset me very much.,You're a hypocrite. You don't feel any sorrier for Ugarte than I do.
Good morning.,Signor Ferrari is the gent at the table.
Get up.,Feels so good to lie here.
Feels so good to lie here.,"Get up, you."
"No more water, you said.",Take it.
Take it.,No.
No.,"Take it, it."
"Take it, it.",No.
No.,"Wilson, do you believe this? Take the water."
You're beautiful. Marry me.,"You idiot, if he dives, he'll capsize the raft."
What are you doing?,Can't another one. Can't. Can't my friends anymore.
Can't another one. Can't. Can't my friends anymore.,"You bleeding heart, you or you die."
"You bleeding heart, you or you die.",Why do they have to die for me?
Why do they have to die for me?,They'd eat you if they could. They're laughing at you. Listen.
I float. You sink. End of story.,"I'm serious. I'm always going on about me, me, me. Enough about me. Your turn."
"I'm serious. I'm always going on about me, me, me. Enough about me. Your turn.","It's a soccer ball, you idiot."
"It's a soccer ball, you idiot.",Shut up.
What's so funny?,You are.
Jesus.,"Look again, It's a mirage."
What did it matter if FedEx was five minutes late one day? The next day we just start over again.,"It matters. We do the best we can, that's all we have."
"It matters. We do the best we can, that's all we have.",Then we've just got
"My last chapter's in there, and the machine's jammed.",Let's take a look.
Chuck.,What do you want me to say? That I thought I'd done a great job but it all turned to That I might as well have gone sailing for all the good I did?
What do you want me to say? That I thought I'd done a great job but it all turned to That I might as well have gone sailing for all the good I did?,"Yeah, tell me. Tell me all of it."
"I checked the weather, you had the jet stream, you could have made it up.",But I might not have.
But I might not have.,Jesus. I got it working... You have no idea how hard it was... They're finally a team...
Jesus. I got it working... You have no idea how hard it was... They're finally a team...,I'm touched.
I'm touched.,You us over.
You us over.,"The point of FedEx, as I understand it, is to make the connection."
"The point of FedEx, as I understand it, is to make the connection.",I was making a point.
I was making a point.,What? Let Paris hold its plane? Let Memphis take care of it? Let somebody down the line clean up your mess?
What? Let Paris hold its plane? Let Memphis take care of it? Let somebody down the line clean up your mess?,"Every person counts, every package counts, that's my point."
"Every person counts, every package counts, that's my point.",You know what your problem is? You just see the packages in front of you. You don't see the big picture.
You know what your problem is? You just see the packages in front of you. You don't see the big picture.,"Baloney. I do see the ""big picture."""
I beat the odds!,You beat 'em to pal! Jesus!
Cool ropes.,I braided them.
I braided them.,Must have taken a of a long time.
Must have taken a of a long time.,Time I had lots of.
"When I first showed up, I thought you'd lost your marbles.","I never thought it would end. Then it did. It was so great to be saved, I couldn't stop laughing."
Wait... *wait*! Are you sure?,We've got to keep her away from that
"I think you been stayin' up too late at night, Homer.",You're actually having with your own little girl? Is that possible?
You're actually having with your own little girl? Is that possible?,"Ain't nobody havin' *sex* with my little girl, Homer--that's somethin' a father knows."
"Ain't nobody havin' *sex* with my little girl, Homer--that's somethin' a father knows.",You're lying. How can you... with your own daughter!
"Fuzzy is not uncommon. I tell you, there's something about the premature babies of alcoholic mothers. They seem susceptible to every thing that comes along.",I haven't read that.
I haven't read that.,"I haven't, either. But you *will*. The morons who write the books should do a little research *here*."
"I haven't, either. But you *will*. The morons who write the books should do a little research *here*.","But isn't Fuzzy just... well, underdeveloped?"
"But isn't Fuzzy just... well, underdeveloped?","When *doesn't* he have bronchitis? I wouldn't call his bronchial infections ""underdeveloped."" Would you?"
We should drown that Jack in the vat!,"Now, now, darlin'... Jack just needs to know what business he's in."
"Now, now, darlin'... Jack just needs to know what business he's in.","Yeah, you really showed him, Daddy-- you just about cut your own hand off, and all you cut off *him* was his clothes!"
"Yeah, you really showed him, Daddy-- you just about cut your own hand off, and all you cut off *him* was his clothes!","You oughta know you don't go to jail for cuttin' a guy's *clothes*. Ain't that right, Homer?"
"Here's where a little research comes in handy. Corporate banks give out VP titles like calendars. It's a small lie, but now we're sure he's playing.",Maybe you can help us understand what's so hard about getting a corporate loan.
Maybe you can help us understand what's so hard about getting a corporate loan.,"Well, typically speaking, they're not. As long as you can demonstrate --"
"Well, typically speaking, they're not. As long as you can demonstrate --","A capacity for gross fund recovery. Yeah, we got that part."
"A capacity for gross fund recovery. Yeah, we got that part.",That's right. And tech firms... They 'tend to scare people off.
That's right. And tech firms... They 'tend to scare people off.,They scare people off because most people lack vision. Vision and balls. Present company excluded of course.
They scare people off because most people lack vision. Vision and balls. Present company excluded of course.,Banks need to know how they're going to get their money back.
Banks need to know how they're going to get their money back.,We know exactly how we're going to make the money back. There in lies the Catch-22
We know exactly how we're going to make the money back. There in lies the Catch-22,I don't follow.
"Hey, Jake... When am I gonna get to play the Inside?",Gordo plays the inside. You're the Shill.
Gordo plays the inside. You're the Shill.,"Yeah, but come on... All I get to do is cry and get insulted."
"Yeah, but come on... All I get to do is cry and get insulted.","What are you talking about? You should get a Academy Award for the Shill work you do. We got it down cold, Al. You don't want to jinx it by changing something up, do you?"
"What are you talking about? You should get a Academy Award for the Shill work you do. We got it down cold, Al. You don't want to jinx it by changing something up, do you?",I'm gonna go get eggrolls. Anyone want eggrolls?
He's just as crooked as the next guy. You'd think he'd have more important things to do with tax payer dollars.,Cue the violins. Come on... It's getting cold.
Thanks. Did you know you shouldn't light three cigarettes with a match?,"Back in WWI or WWII, one of the WW's, if you took the time to light three cigarettes with one match, some would be able to figure out where you were. Then, well... It was the last cigarette you and your two buddies ever had. So three on a match is bad luck."
"Back in WWI or WWII, one of the WW's, if you took the time to light three cigarettes with one match, some would be able to figure out where you were. Then, well... It was the last cigarette you and your two buddies ever had. So three on a match is bad luck.",You're a superstitious
You're a superstitious,Luck's a funny thing. Especially the bad.
Luck's a funny thing. Especially the bad.,Like what?
Like what?,"Having a gun pointed at you for one. It's not like breaking a mirror bad luck, but it's bad. Three on a match, black cats... Believe it. Believe it all."
She had you tempting fate.,"My father used to play the same lotto numbers with these other guys in the pharmacy. The same numbers everyday for sixteen years. One day he gets off, tells them he's out and plays his own numbers. They hit the Lucky Seven for one point two million."
Alright... Turn around. She doesn't get unless I get that money. Where is it?,Probably safe in the hands of the Federal Government.
"Currently, the King Pin is a very large-type pole stuck up our",Mob?
Mob?,Independent. Same just independent. They call him the King Pin because he looks like that guy from the comic book... Big. Bald.
Independent. Same just independent. They call him the King Pin because he looks like that guy from the comic book... Big. Bald.,"So what? We hide, right?"
"So what? We hide, right?","What are you? New? Let me tell you how good this guy is. Last night, Al calls this bookie to settle up. Apparently he's been ducking him for like a month. So the guy asks him where he's got all this money all of a sudden, right? What does Al do? Does he tell him that he cashed in a Bar Mitzvah bond? Does he tell him he's been giving head out back for twenty bucks a pop? No... He starts going on about this job he just pulled and how he fleeced some Wall Street How HE fleeced."
"What are you? New? Let me tell you how good this guy is. Last night, Al calls this bookie to settle up. Apparently he's been ducking him for like a month. So the guy asks him where he's got all this money all of a sudden, right? What does Al do? Does he tell him that he cashed in a Bar Mitzvah bond? Does he tell him he's been giving head out back for twenty bucks a pop? No... He starts going on about this job he just pulled and how he fleeced some Wall Street How HE fleeced.",You're we didn't get credit?
You're we didn't get credit?,"No, that was the only smart thing he said! Except anybody that's ever met Big Al knows that the only thing he's comfortable doing alone is eating. This guys tells this guy, that guy tells some other guy, eventually it works it's way back to someone who works for the King and --"
"This might just be me, but that is hands down, the dumbest idea I've ever heard.","People have tried this before, Jake. It's never worked. Teddy Fraiser and his crew went on vacation in Chicago for it. Last year, Mumps got pinched in L.A."
"Poor never knew what hit him. Jesus, I almost felt sorry for the guy.",I gotta work off some of this adrenaline. I got a line on this Shop guy over in Brooklyn. Anybody want in?
What? I can feel you looking at me.,That's a lot of cash. He came up with it pretty quick.
That's a lot of cash. He came up with it pretty quick.,Probably some investment banker or Did you see how fast he ran out of here? It's done. He's not coming back.
Probably some investment banker or Did you see how fast he ran out of here? It's done. He's not coming back.,I guess. I gotta drop a dime. Did anybody mess up the hoop?
She got one leg out from under him. Now we had to lean.,"So then Miles walks straight into the Creative Director's office and says ""The code's fine, the program's for shit"" and throws down like a thousand pages of code on the guy's desk!"
Jake --,"What do I always tell you guys? Don't spend it all. Sooner or later we're going to run into some bad luck. Save some. Put it away, so when like this happens, you're not desperate. That's it. The gig's up."
Minus one.,"You know, back in the day, grafting was considered a gentleman's racket. Good suits, good food... The Underworld of the Underworld. A grifter had to survive on his wits, his instincts... I like that. I like the idea of that. These days, things being what they are, guys like me gotta stay low. It's all take, take, take. You can't just be witty about it."
"You know, back in the day, grafting was considered a gentleman's racket. Good suits, good food... The Underworld of the Underworld. A grifter had to survive on his wits, his instincts... I like that. I like the idea of that. These days, things being what they are, guys like me gotta stay low. It's all take, take, take. You can't just be witty about it.",I guess it lacks a certain style.
I guess it lacks a certain style.,"Of course, your line of work's only as good as the people you find."
"Of course, your line of work's only as good as the people you find.",You can't cheat an honest man.
You can't cheat an honest man.,You can't cheat an honest man. But a man like Lionel Dolby...
You can't cheat an honest man. But a man like Lionel Dolby...,I apologize for the inconvenience.
"I' ll be honest with you, Kid. A grifter comes in here with a fifteen hundred dollar suit, cooler than an Eskimo in winter and tells me he wants to grift for me? First thing I have to ask myself is, is he playing for me or is he just plain playing me? You tried it once.",We got caught. So you know it won't happen again.
That's more than you already owe me. What happens if you this up?,"Nothing ventured, nothing gained."
"Nothing ventured, nothing gained.","Hey Skippy? Do I have the word ""chump"" tattooed on my forehead?"
Excuse me?,I said take off your shirt.
"Look at you, you skinny","You're not going to bust out baby oil and start rubbing me down or anything, are you?"
"Don't get me wrong, Jake. I like you boys. You guys are the steadiest business in town. But what can I say? Twenty percent's still better than what we give to any of the other criminals.",All the we pulled with you and you're trying to shake us down? You guys got sack.
All the we pulled with you and you're trying to shake us down? You guys got sack.,"Was that a threat? Did I hear a threat? Last I remember, we were talking economics, then this...? What happens next time if we gotta stop and help a little old lady cross the street? Well, Then we gotta pass the call to someone else."
Oh yeah. Moonan. I remember now. Thanks.,Well he's in town and he sure as remembers you. What are we going to do about this Jake? We can't afford to have a Fed onto us.
Well he's in town and he sure as remembers you. What are we going to do about this Jake? We can't afford to have a Fed onto us.,Wouldn't dream of it.
I lost my head. I'm... Sorry. I don't know what happened.,Y-y-you shot him! That's what happened!
Y-y-you shot him! That's what happened!,"I had to! That was about to welch! You saw what he was doing, right? You heard him!"
"Sorry about your wallet, but if you think I'm going to over thirty seven dollars, a maxed out Visa and a bad fake I.D., you're crazy. Jake.","Take a deep breath and count to ten. It's not that kind of work. You're Lily, right?"
"Take a deep breath and count to ten. It's not that kind of work. You're Lily, right?",Says who?
Says who?,"You're working Daffy's block. He was going to break your kneecaps. Pick- pockets can be so bitchy sometimes. I told him you were with us, so that's two you owe me."
What about Customs?,I'll worry about Customs.
I'll worry about Customs.,"Hey, I'm not just along for the ride, so I don't want to hear any later about a smaller cut."
"Hey, I'm not just along for the ride, so I don't want to hear any later about a smaller cut.",Take a deep breath. You sound like you just broke up with your boyfriend or something.
You just put a mother of a jinx on us.,Lighten up.
Lighten up.,But the Grand Poo-Bah of all jinxes? A bird in your house...
"He wasn't my boyfriend. I had a boyfriend at the time... What was his name? Anyway, Glenn was like thirty. I was only fifteen. But he was a nice guy. Real sweet. Liked to talk. We used to get loaded on pills from the nurses station and then listen to Morrisey or some like that.","Yeah, the sensitive guy-thing never worked for me."
"Yeah, the sensitive guy-thing never worked for me.","We were friends. I trusted him. I should have known it was weird. But, then again I was weird."
"We were friends. I trusted him. I should have known it was weird. But, then again I was weird.",You guys got busted. This is a great neck.
"No, we never got busted. We were done with a shift one night, both a couple of Percocets down and I was telling Glenn about my boyfriend, about how we were thinking about doing it, you know? I was thinking about letting him be my first because I loved him. What the was his name?",Glenn talked you out of it.
Glenn talked you out of it.,"Sort of. I was telling him about this great love of my life who's name I don't remember, and I could see... He was getting I thought it was just because he was worried about me, but... He told me that I was because my boyfriend didn't really love me."
"Did, uh... Did you him?","I don't know. I packed up my and ran away. To this... So unlike you, I guess I do have something to prove, in a repressed anger sort of way."
"It never worked before because A, they didn't flush the bank enough; B, their corporate papers were for C, they didn't have someone on the inside with Customs.","Yeah, or D, it's a dumb idea..."
"Yeah, or D, it's a dumb idea...","Then what do you want to do, Miles? Run?"
"Then what do you want to do, Miles? Run?",We never had a problem with that before.
We never had a problem with that before.,"Yeah, well we never had this kind of problem before."
"Yeah, well we never had this kind of problem before.",What are you talking about? Yes we have. And we would have been beautiful about it. We would've had a bucket of chicken delivered to the King with a nice kiss my card attached to it. Then we woulda moved on 'til the next local putz caught on.
What are you talking about? Yes we have. And we would have been beautiful about it. We would've had a bucket of chicken delivered to the King with a nice kiss my card attached to it. Then we woulda moved on 'til the next local putz caught on.,We're getting a little old for running.
We're getting a little old for running.,"Yeah, well we're still a little young for Albany State Prison. Are you about Al? I'm too, but I'm not like ""twenty-five to life"""
"Yeah, well we're still a little young for Albany State Prison. Are you about Al? I'm too, but I'm not like ""twenty-five to life""","I'm getting clear of this. If you're not going to do it for the principle, do it for the money. Gordo?"
What do we do? We change the scam?,There is no scam! I've got a sign on my back! I can't leave town now and come back with a suitcase full of money. You get it? It's over. We walk.
King ain't gonna like this.,"Don't worry, I'll settle up with your boss. We haven't skipped town yet."
"Don't worry, I'll settle up with your boss. We haven't skipped town yet.","What I'm saying is, is that the King ain't gonna care. See he had a real thing with getting this Gillette guy, If you ask me I think he's jealous."
"What I'm saying is, is that the King ain't gonna care. See he had a real thing with getting this Gillette guy, If you ask me I think he's jealous.",Of what? They're both crooks.
Of what? They're both crooks.,"Exactly. 'Cept this Gillette guy. He gets to walk around in three piece suits, hob with the Mayor, own a bank, that kinda Meanwhile, the King sits holed up in the steam, afraid to even take a leak without me or Harlin watching the door."
"Exactly. 'Cept this Gillette guy. He gets to walk around in three piece suits, hob with the Mayor, own a bank, that kinda Meanwhile, the King sits holed up in the steam, afraid to even take a leak without me or Harlin watching the door.",My heart bleeds.
My heart bleeds.,"Your buddy. That guy. The King couldn't wait to have that guy whacked. He didn't even know who the guy was, but he was so off at him, he gets him drilled. It ain't personal. It's business."
"Your buddy. That guy. The King couldn't wait to have that guy whacked. He didn't even know who the guy was, but he was so off at him, he gets him drilled. It ain't personal. It's business.","Point, Lupus. Give us a point."
"Point, Lupus. Give us a point.","Point is, you don't go through with this, he's going to go after you next. And he don't even like you, Jake."
What'd he say?,"Oh, you know... Don't this up. I'll you. I'll your family. I'll shoot your dog... All the usual. Then he said good luck."
"So that's it, huh? You get the cops to give you a safe ride.","Let me ask you something... You really think I'm going to come this close, this close and let my guard down? I'll get square with your boss. I'll get square with whoever did Al. I'll get square with everybody. Then I'm going going to cash in my chips and be on my way to a new and better me far away from here."
"Let me ask you something... You really think I'm going to come this close, this close and let my guard down? I'll get square with your boss. I'll get square with whoever did Al. I'll get square with everybody. Then I'm going going to cash in my chips and be on my way to a new and better me far away from here.",You're a weasel.
"You really like that don't you? I gotta tell you, I was pretty convinced that the whole thing before was blowing her off for her cut. You know how it is, get her to do some for you, throw her a bang to keep her happy. But, if you're into her... That's cool.","That's what I like about you, Lupus. You're a free thinker. Don't let the King tell you different."
What happened?,Eee Oott Auught!
Eee Oott Auught!,Sorry. What?
Sorry. What?,HE GOT CAUGHT! Your boss tried to pull a switch and he got us all pinched!
"And like in a game of chess, you've played every possible move in your head...","You were right. He's trying to you. You want it, you gotta get it at the airport..."
"Do you want to know the first time I had a line on Vig? He sent me a birthday card. Belated, but it's the thought, right? Oh, this prick's got a sense of humor. But, then again you guys probably know him better than I do. In fact, I've only met the guy once. But now, now I have you. The next best thing. His partners. His ""Fix.""",What do you want?
What do you want?,"You help me catch him. Whatever he's into next, I want you to be into. And what you're into, I'm into. If it all goes well, those two guys from IAD will never have to hear this tape. I'll clear you guys of anything you've ever done with Vig under the guise of some cross- departmental investigation. This prick's been on the wish list for so long, you'll probably get gold shields out of it."
"You help me catch him. Whatever he's into next, I want you to be into. And what you're into, I'm into. If it all goes well, those two guys from IAD will never have to hear this tape. I'll clear you guys of anything you've ever done with Vig under the guise of some cross- departmental investigation. This prick's been on the wish list for so long, you'll probably get gold shields out of it.",What do you get out of it?
What do you get out of it?,Peace of mind.
Peace of mind.,That's it?
That's it?,"Not everyone's on the take, Walter."
This guy must have been a real pain in your,"Literally. It's not a bad deal, gentleman. I get peace of mind. You get Detective Sheilds. But this is the best part, Walter... Walter, your daughter will get to keep her braces and have that winning smile. Capice?"
it's cosmetic! My tooth was cracked in half. I made the son of a write it in as a cavity. The department's dental is for,"Whoa, whoa... There he is."
The Indian rope-trick.,"Look, now I'm pumping you. I'm sorry. It's none of my business. It's just that you're not like the others."
"Look, now I'm pumping you. I'm sorry. It's none of my business. It's just that you're not like the others.","Not like Matt, you mean."
"Not like Matt, you mean.","Now he's a real Don't get friendly with him. I'm sure he's got his hand in the till. You know what he said to me once? ""I want to the whole world over. That's my mission."" The"
You little You shopped me.,What are you talking about?
"Your boyfriend me, smoked my dope, then shopped me. What do you think of that? I can't get a job now. You You're no different from Matt. A pair of vicious little that's what you are.","Look Bella, I don't know anything about this. You should talk to Matt."
"Look Bella, I don't know anything about this. You should talk to Matt.",You're all scumbags.
"What are you, a cop?","If I see you do it again, I'll report it."
"If I see you do it again, I'll report it.","I don't get you. Even if it was true, which it isn't, what the difference would it make to you?"
"I don't get you. Even if it was true, which it isn't, what the difference would it make to you?","Because if a supervisor knew I'd seen you and I hadn't reported it, I'd lose my job as well. And I can't afford that."
"Because if a supervisor knew I'd seen you and I hadn't reported it, I'd lose my job as well. And I can't afford that.","So it's Mr Clean. Wise up, Jack, this whole business is bent. The casino is nothing but legal theft. And that's OK. It's the system. Half the punters who come in are using stolen money, drug money, they haven't earned it. We earn our money. I'm on your side, Jack. I don't need an enemy."
"So it's Mr Clean. Wise up, Jack, this whole business is bent. The casino is nothing but legal theft. And that's OK. It's the system. Half the punters who come in are using stolen money, drug money, they haven't earned it. We earn our money. I'm on your side, Jack. I don't need an enemy.",You're talking about complicity.
You're talking about complicity.,I don't know what that means. I'm talking about not rocking the boat.
Does Bella come here?,That No.
"What? You know what happened to me, don't you? That Bella shopped me. I'd like to beat the out of her.",I'd like to buy you a drink.
I'd like to buy you a drink.,"Cheers. Happy New Year. I really like you, Jacko, you're so straight. Hey, you haven't changed your clothes!"
The key!,Key? Key? What is the key?
Key? Key? What is the key?,"No, no, the key, the key to the fail- safe lock!"
"No, no, the key, the key to the fail- safe lock!",Key?
Key?,Where's the fail-safe key?
Where's the fail-safe key?,The key!
The key!,Where is it? What did you do with it?
Where is it? What did you do with it?,I don't have it. I don't know where it is.
I don't have it. I don't know where it is.,"You must have it, you idiot, we can stop the bomb!"
What the,"Yoo hoo, bomb..."
"Ah, what'd you say, Pinback?",Mafhkin oble groop...
Mafhkin oble groop...,"Ah, what was that again, I still can't hear you?"
"Ah, what was that again, I still can't hear you?",I said I'm trying to reach Talby. Something's wrong with the intercom. I need a last-minute diameter approximation.
Fine. So call her. Get her over here.,"Actually, that's not gonna be necessary."
"Actually, that's not gonna be necessary.",What?
What?,That's not why we're here.
That's not why we're here.,What the are you talkin' about? Call her.
See what you don't know is you're already in the last two minutes of your life.,"You're in the last two seconds, you don't cut the"
"You can hardly blame him, the way you've been taking care of business...or should I say, not taking care of it.",What're you talkin' about?
What're you talkin' about?,"I'm hired to do a piece of work, my mark goes down and stays down. Your's makes it to the hospital where you then gotta go finish the job. Only the cops got the whole thing on video tape."
"I'm hired to do a piece of work, my mark goes down and stays down. Your's makes it to the hospital where you then gotta go finish the job. Only the cops got the whole thing on video tape.",That's a lotta
That's a lotta,"Security camera got you coming outta the stairwell, weapon in your hand, going to room one-oh-four and greasing the patient. It's embarrassing to the professional community, is what it is."
"Security camera got you coming outta the stairwell, weapon in your hand, going to room one-oh-four and greasing the patient. It's embarrassing to the professional community, is what it is.",How come I never hearda you before?
How come I never hearda you before?,I'm outta Portland. Sonrisa didn't want local talent.
"like your, I can see why he's worried you'll punk.",What the are you doing?
What the are you doing?,Who's Camille?
Who's Camille?,None of your business.
None of your business.,"This won't hurt. Triple dose of insulin, you'll go into a coma, couple minutes you'll stop breathing and on a busy night, the coroner will probably mistake it for an O.D. Plus, it's way classier than blowin' your brains out."
"How're ya doin', Max.",You mean until you showed up?
You mean until you showed up?,You're not still
Who are you?,My name's Lydia. And it seems you and I have a lot in common.
My name's Lydia. And it seems you and I have a lot in common.,You said you knew where my fiance was the other night.
You said you knew where my fiance was the other night.,"With me, where he's been after work, three, sometimes four nights a week for the last two months... We have what you might call an intimate relationship."
"With me, where he's been after work, three, sometimes four nights a week for the last two months... We have what you might call an intimate relationship.",How do I know you're telling the truth?
How do I know you're telling the truth?,He been sleeping in a T-shirt lately? That's so you won't see the fingernail marks on his back. Bet you didn't know your boyfriend finds a little pain exciting. He didn't either...at first.
He been sleeping in a T-shirt lately? That's so you won't see the fingernail marks on his back. Bet you didn't know your boyfriend finds a little pain exciting. He didn't either...at first.,"Look, I don't know what you want--"
"Look, I don't know what you want--",I thought it was important for you to know the facts.
I thought it was important for you to know the facts.,"And so should you. Sketchy told me I could expect a visit from you. I know all about how you threatened him. That if he didn't break it off with me, you'd save him the trouble."
"And so should you. Sketchy told me I could expect a visit from you. I know all about how you threatened him. That if he didn't break it off with me, you'd save him the trouble.",Oh?
Oh?,"Well, it's over between you and him. We're getting married next month."
"Well, it's over between you and him. We're getting married next month.","How sweet. Standing by your man, even after what he did. You're a very understanding person."
"How sweet. Standing by your man, even after what he did. You're a very understanding person.",Big part of loving someone's being able to forgive them.
Big part of loving someone's being able to forgive them.,You're also a fool.
You're also a fool.,I think you should go now.
I think you should go now.,"Not before we get something straight you prissy little I decide when I'm done with your boyfriend. Not him, and certainly not you. Unless maybe you want to find out just how sharp these nails really are."
Tell me the truth. Am I a female fog bank?,You're not seriously buying into Darren's nonsense.
You're not seriously buying into Darren's nonsense.,No.
No.,He was just trying to blame you 'cause he's a
He was just trying to blame you 'cause he's a,Yeah.
Yeah.,yeah. There's not the slightest grain of truth in anything that idiot was saying. You are a totally female and a straight-up friend who happens to be a little...
yeah. There's not the slightest grain of truth in anything that idiot was saying. You are a totally female and a straight-up friend who happens to be a little...,A little what?
A little what?,You know what I'm saying.
You know what I'm saying.,"If I knew what you were saying, I wouldn't be asking."
"If I knew what you were saying, I wouldn't be asking.",How long you and me known each other?
How long you and me known each other?,A long time.
A long time.,"Long enough for you to pretty much read me like a book, right?"
"Long enough for you to pretty much read me like a book, right?",Because you're probably my closest friend in the whole world.
Because you're probably my closest friend in the whole world.,And back at ya. Only there's a part of you that's... I don't know--
And back at ya. Only there's a part of you that's... I don't know--,A fog bank.
A fog bank.,More like a mystery... Which isn't bad. It's just kinduv...mysterious...
You're actually gonna bail Sketchy out.,"Yeah, 'cause maybe he's learned his lesson."
"Yeah, 'cause maybe he's learned his lesson.",Unlikely.
Unlikely.,And because he's my friend.
And because he's my friend.,Friends don't help other friends cheat.
Friends don't help other friends cheat.,And because I actually kinda feel sorry for guys sometimes.
And because I actually kinda feel sorry for guys sometimes.,Please...
Please...,They're prisoners to their genes.
They're prisoners to their genes.,So are dogs.
So are dogs.,They don't have a lot of moving parts.
They don't have a lot of moving parts.,Only one I can think of.
Only one I can think of.,"Besides, think of the drama I'm sparing Natalie."
"Besides, think of the drama I'm sparing Natalie.","I say hang the out to dry, let her see him for the heel he is, then maybe she'll step to the all-girl team and let mama-licious ease her pain."
"I say hang the out to dry, let her see him for the heel he is, then maybe she'll step to the all-girl team and let mama-licious ease her pain.","But, of course, there's nothing self- serving in that scenario."
Don't believe everything you hear on TV.,What if he's on the level?
What if he's on the level?,"Here's the dealio on Eyes Only. He's probably some wack rich dude sitting around in a apartment, bored So he gets off on scarin' the outta folks like you-- I gotta go."
"Here's the dealio on Eyes Only. He's probably some wack rich dude sitting around in a apartment, bored So he gets off on scarin' the outta folks like you-- I gotta go.",Tell everybody hey.
Tell everybody hey.,You can tell 'em yourself tomorrow.
"You blew off your girlfriend last night, even though it was the big one-oh. I'd be off too if I was her.","Not half as as she's gonna be when she finds out why I blew her off... I need your help, Max."
So you're straight on how this is gonna go down.,You set up on Lydia. When she's on her way over to the apartment you give me the heads up. I answer the door and pretend to be Natalie.
You set up on Lydia. When she's on her way over to the apartment you give me the heads up. I answer the door and pretend to be Natalie.,She tells you how I've been--
She tells you how I've been--,#NAME?
#NAME?,But you explain that you're a compassionate and understanding person who can find it in your heart to forgive me.
But you explain that you're a compassionate and understanding person who can find it in your heart to forgive me.,"Or, I dissolve into an angry, hysterical wreck who never wants to see your lying again, which is probably what would really happen."
"Or, I dissolve into an angry, hysterical wreck who never wants to see your lying again, which is probably what would really happen.",I just don't want Natalie to ever find out. She deserves better.
I just don't want Natalie to ever find out. She deserves better.,How'd you get her out of town?
How'd you get her out of town?,Convinced her she needed to visit her mom in San Mateo.
Convinced her she needed to visit her mom in San Mateo.,And we're sure Lydia's gonna make her move?
And we're sure Lydia's gonna make her move?,"She came by the apartment once already. Fortunately, I'd disconnected the doorbell as a precaution... Lydia's not gonna back off until she gets her pound of flesh."
"She came by the apartment once already. Fortunately, I'd disconnected the doorbell as a precaution... Lydia's not gonna back off until she gets her pound of flesh.",I'll give it my best shot.
I'll give it my best shot.,"Max, what did I do to deserve a friend like you?"
"Max, what did I do to deserve a friend like you?",You don't.
"Hot run to 842 Beulah, corner of Haight... And you can tell your pal Theo he just got his worthless fired. Not that he cares but the wife and kid might.",Theo's dead.
What the is that?,Gin.
Gin.,Whoa. Some of this hard liquor's a tad too manly for me. I'm a brewski man myself.
Whoa. Some of this hard liquor's a tad too manly for me. I'm a brewski man myself.,"Better ease up then, Hawk. Wouldn't want to give you whiskey would we?"
"Better ease up then, Hawk. Wouldn't want to give you whiskey would we?",Who's Whiskey
"Oh, Dicky, I c-c-can't...","You're not gonna chicken out on me now, are you? We've got your KISS song playing and everything."
"You're not gonna chicken out on me now, are you? We've got your KISS song playing and everything.",I-I c-can't...
I-I c-can't...,"Look, people undress in public because, A, they're exhibitionists, B, they're nutcases, or C, they need the money. I can tell you're not A, and I hope to you're not B. So my suggestion is, think about why you're a C and let your body party, shake your groove thing, boogie oogie oogie till you just can't boogie no more."
"I feel like such an idiot. Why didn't I just say something a year and a half ago? Man, think of how much time we wasted.","Let's not think about the past. Let's just think about from today on. I'll never forget you, Jam."
"Let's not think about the past. Let's just think about from today on. I'll never forget you, Jam.",Tell me about it. Church will never be the same again.
Tease? What the did I do to tease you mongoloids?,"You got in the car, didn't you?"
"You got in the car, didn't you?","Oh, how calculating of me to lead you all on like that after you offered me a ride in the middle of nowhere."
"Oh, how calculating of me to lead you all on like that after you offered me a ride in the middle of nowhere.",Whatever... stella.
"Well, the least we, his only buds in the world, can do is take him along with us tonight and give him one last curl before he starts serving his sentence.","Just for the record, I understood the last part of what you said, but for a while there you guys were making no sense whatsoever."
"Just for the record, I understood the last part of what you said, but for a while there you guys were making no sense whatsoever.",I was just explaining to Lex here what you and I already know. Just had to make it a little more complicated so he'd understand.
Too bad we're stuck in electronics or...,"Never mind with the too bad I got a crazy plan, but only the craziest among us can pull it off."
"But... but, St. Bernard's is way the over in the next county!","So? Your mom's car has a CB, radar detector and cruise control, check?"
"So? Your mom's car has a CB, radar detector and cruise control, check?",We are not stealing my mom's car.
We are not stealing my mom's car.,straight we are.
straight we are.,"Hawk, all I need is one ding on the Volvo and presto! There are my balls hanging from the rearview mirror after she gets back from Cincinnati."
"Hawk, all I need is one ding on the Volvo and presto! There are my balls hanging from the rearview mirror after she gets back from Cincinnati.",And when is she due back from that groinecologist's convention anyway?
And when is she due back from that groinecologist's convention anyway?,"Sunday, but..."
"Sunday, but...","Then lighten up. She'll never know we touched it. Alright, here's the plan. We bus it to chez Lex, grab the Volvo, bail Jam the outta St. Bernard's and arrive at the train station precisely on time for the 2:45 to Detroit."
"There's only so much trouble an individual can get into till it just doesn't matter anymore, Lex. You familiar with a condition known as Absolute Zero?","The hypothetical temperature characterized by the absence of heat and even the slightest amount of molecular activity? Yeah, I'm vaguely familiar"
"The hypothetical temperature characterized by the absence of heat and even the slightest amount of molecular activity? Yeah, I'm vaguely familiar","Well, Jam is in absolute trouble. He couldn't get any deeper into if he was a fly sitting in a horse's You know as well as me he'd give his right arm just to see Peter Criss's drum solo, never mind a whole KISS concert, check?"
What the,The paint!
Now listen up. Here's the game plan.,"...I mean, my mom's got insurance. What's the worst thing she could do? Ground me for the entire year? I can handle that..."
"...I mean, my mom's got insurance. What's the worst thing she could do? Ground me for the entire year? I can handle that...","Cool, bro, now listen up..."
"Cool, bro, now listen up...","...Holy I am in absolute trouble! I never should have let you drive, man! Absolute fuckin' trouble!"
"...Holy I am in absolute trouble! I never should have let you drive, man! Absolute fuckin' trouble!","Okay, shut the up, Lex! Now, then, step number one, we find us a scalper. I got... twenty-five."
"Dude, this is all I got.","Sorry, man, no can do. But I'll be here for a while if you scare up the extra gravy."
"Sorry, man, no can do. But I'll be here for a while if you scare up the extra gravy.",Where the am I gonna scare up that kinda gravy in one hour?
Where the am I gonna scare up that kinda gravy in one hour?,The easy way.
They're still at my house in Trip's jacket.,They're what?
They're what?,She was standing right over me when I was changing for fuck's sake.
"Hey, Look at the front entrance! A car's pulling out. The parking space from heaven. is surely smiling down upon us tonight, dudes.","Kind of funny, I thought He'd be as at me."
"Oh, I'm sorry, Trip. What you made was a big, brainless, pile of horse No offense.","Guys, GUYS! Come on, if this is anyone's fault, it's mine. I was the one who grabbed Trip's jacket by mistake. It's my fault and I apologize."
"Guys, GUYS! Come on, if this is anyone's fault, it's mine. I was the one who grabbed Trip's jacket by mistake. It's my fault and I apologize.","Please, Jam, we're trying to vent some hostility here. Sure the whole thing may be your fault, but who's gonna get off at you?"
It was stolen!,"Christine stole it! Asleep, my The stella booted with your mom's wheels."
"Ahh, sunshine.",You're going to be late if you don't hurry up and change soon.
You're going to be late if you don't hurry up and change soon.,Change? What's wrong with what I got on?
Change? What's wrong with what I got on?,"It's dirty laundry for one thing and for another, you still haven't worn the clothes I bought you. You're skating on thin ice already, young man, so I wouldn't push my luck. Now get out of those rags."
"It's dirty laundry for one thing and for another, you still haven't worn the clothes I bought you. You're skating on thin ice already, young man, so I wouldn't push my luck. Now get out of those rags.","But, mom!"
"But, mom!","Besides, those jeans are so tight I can see your"
"Poor, Jam, man. Imagine having to stash your KISS records inside Carly Simon album covers. No question, Mrs. Bruce is a from","You're one to talk, Lex. Your mom's a fuckin'"
"Trip, you fuckin'",What?
That's some sick right there. Did she comb your hair for you too?,"If your mom so much as smells those tickets, they're history, and we get outta seeing KISS for the third year in a row, the third year!"
"The Chinese have a proverb: ""That which appears too good to be true, usually is."" There's gotta be a catch.","Yeah? I have a saying too, Lex. It goes, ""Catch my in your mouth and stop jinxing us, We're going this time and that's all there is to it."
"Well, here we are back at school again.",Huh. St. Bernard's. Figures it's named after a canine.
But we took the keys?,she musta hot wired it. We picked up a professional car thief in the shape of Olivia Newton-John!
she musta hot wired it. We picked up a professional car thief in the shape of Olivia Newton-John!,"Okay, I'm just a little mad now! Jam, why'd you talk us into picking that up in the first place!?"
Two hundred bucks?,"You heard me, breath. My time's precious and I think that's a reasonable price to pay for your sorry life."
"You heard me, breath. My time's precious and I think that's a reasonable price to pay for your sorry life.","Look, I want to live, but I don't know where the I'm gonna find two hundred bucks."
"Good morning, mongrels!",Good morning...
Good morning...,"That's all the gusta you can musta? I said, ""Good morning!"""
"That's all the gusta you can musta? I said, ""Good morning!""",Good MORNING!
Good MORNING!,Now that's better... but I still sense some students out there... who are AFRAID... just to say GOOD MORNING!
Now that's better... but I still sense some students out there... who are AFRAID... just to say GOOD MORNING!,GOOD MORNING!
GOOD MORNING!,Are you AFRAID?
Are you AFRAID?,GOOD MORNING!
GOOD MORNING!,"Now that's what I like to hear! Because too many young men and women today are paralysed by their fears. They give in to their feelings of self-doubt... they surrender their bodies to the temptations of drugs, alcohol and premarital Empty solutions. These are toxic chemicals... and disease-spreading behaviour."
Don't look so freaked.,I'm not. But you should check your backpack 'cause those guys like to steal
I'm not. But you should check your backpack 'cause those guys like to steal,them.
"I mean, the whole sanitation thing. Joseph Lister... 1895. Before antiseptics there was no sanitation, especially in medicine.",You mean soap?
You mean soap?,"Don't knock soap. Without it, disease would spread rapidly. If we ran out... you and I would never live to see the year 2000."
"Don't knock soap. Without it, disease would spread rapidly. If we ran out... you and I would never live to see the year 2000.",Wonder where we'll be then.
Wonder where we'll be then.,The best thing about soap is that it's the only thing on earth that can never get dirty. No matter what you throw on it... it always rubs off. And there it is again... perfect.
The best thing about soap is that it's the only thing on earth that can never get dirty. No matter what you throw on it... it always rubs off. And there it is again... perfect.,Until it withers away.
That's alright... I understand.,"No... Donnie, wait. I've never..."
"No... Donnie, wait. I've never...",I always wanted it to be at a time when... when it reminds you how beautiful the world can be.
I always wanted it to be at a time when... when it reminds you how beautiful the world can be.,Yeah. And right now there's some guy over there watching us.
So how was school today?,"It was great. We had peanut-butter sandwiches and apples and honey at snacktime. And then during show-and- tell, my stuffed walrus was a big hit."
"It was great. We had peanut-butter sandwiches and apples and honey at snacktime. And then during show-and- tell, my stuffed walrus was a big hit.",Good Lord. So the construction guys say it'll take about a week to fix the roof. airline better not us on the shingle match.
Good Lord. So the construction guys say it'll take about a week to fix the roof. airline better not us on the shingle match.,Do they know yet?
Do they know yet?,Know what?
Know what?,Where it came from?
Where it came from?,No... apparently they can't tell us what happened yet. Something about a matching serial number that got burned. But I had to sign a form saying I wouldn't talk to anyone about it.
No... apparently they can't tell us what happened yet. Something about a matching serial number that got burned. But I had to sign a form saying I wouldn't talk to anyone about it.,So we're not supposed to tell anybody what nobody knows?
So we're not supposed to tell anybody what nobody knows?,You tell Dr. Thurman whatever you want.
"And when the other rabbits hear of Fiver's vision, do they believe him? It could be the death of an entire way of life, the end of an era.",Why should we care?
Why should we care?,"Because the rabbits are us, Donnie."
"Because the rabbits are us, Donnie.",Why should I mourn for a rabbit like it was a human?
Why should I mourn for a rabbit like it was a human?,Is the death of one species less tragic than another?
Is the death of one species less tragic than another?,Of course. A rabbit is not like us. It has no history books... it has no knowledge of sorrow or regret. I like bunnies and all. They're cute... and they're And if you're cute and then you're probably happy that you don't know who you are... or why you're even alive. But the only thing I've known rabbits to do is have as many times as possible before they die.
"And when I clap my hands twice, you will wake up. Do you understand?",Yes.
Yes.,"So, tell me about your day, Donald."
"So, tell me about your day, Donald.",I met a girl.
I met a girl.,What is her name?
What is her name?,Gretchen. We're going together now.
Gretchen. We're going together now.,Do you think a lot about girls?
Do you think a lot about girls?,Yes.
Yes.,How are things going at school?
How are things going at school?,I think about girls a lot.
I think about girls a lot.,I asked you about school.
I asked you about school.,I think about... a lot during school.
I think about... a lot during school.,What else do you think about during school?
What else do you think about during school?,"I think... about... ""Who's the Boss?"""
"I think... about... ""Who's the Boss?""",Who is the boss?
Who is the boss?,I just turn the volume down and think about Alyssa Milano.
I just turn the volume down and think about Alyssa Milano.,"What about your family, Donnie?"
"What about your family, Donnie?","No, I don't think about my family. That's sick!"
"No, I don't think about my family. That's sick!",Donnie... I want to hear about your friend Frank.
So I hear you have a girlfriend.,Yeah.
Yeah.,What's her name?
What's her name?,"You're not gonna tell Mom, are you?"
"You're not gonna tell Mom, are you?",Why would I tell Mom?
Why would I tell Mom?,Because you tell Mom everything.
Because you tell Mom everything.,No I don't. She worries about you.
No I don't. She worries about you.,"Well, don't worry... I'm taking my medication."
"Well, don't worry... I'm taking my medication.","It's not that. I mean mouthing off to your teachers. I'll admit... when Dad told me what you said to Ms. Farmer, I laughed my off."
"It's not that. I mean mouthing off to your teachers. I'll admit... when Dad told me what you said to Ms. Farmer, I laughed my off.",I was just being honest.
I was just being honest.,"Yeah... well, that's not the way the world works. If you keep being too honest, the world will eventually find a way to destroy you."
"Yeah... well, that's not the way the world works. If you keep being too honest, the world will eventually find a way to destroy you.",Her name is Gretchen.
Her name is Gretchen.,"That's a nice name. OK, let me see it."
I think you are afraid to ask me for advice. I think that you are a very troubled... confused young man. I think you're searching for answers in all the wrong places.,"Well, I think you're the Anti-Christ."
Our son just called me a,You're not a
Did you just call me a,That's enough.
That's enough.,You can a
What is this,Raspberry.
Wicked.,No more fuckin' for her.
No more fuckin' for her.,Smurfette doesn't
Smurfette doesn't,"Smurfette all the other smurfs. That's why Papa Smurf made her, 'cause the other smurfs were getting too"
"Smurfette all the other smurfs. That's why Papa Smurf made her, 'cause the other smurfs were getting too",Not Vanity. He's a
You're what?!,I -- I'm quittin' the pageant.
I -- I'm quittin' the pageant.,"I heard you, I was just tryin' to scare you into changin' your mind. Oh for Chrissakes, Amber, the woman clung to your tap shoes while flyin' through the air like a lawn dart!"
"I heard you, I was just tryin' to scare you into changin' your mind. Oh for Chrissakes, Amber, the woman clung to your tap shoes while flyin' through the air like a lawn dart!",Oh I'm dead...
"Shut up, yous guys. Look, Amber, I'm not gonna win. And let's be honest, a family only needs one ""Liza"" and you know Peter's got much better legs than me.",Your parents'd you.
Your parents'd you.,"Oh c'mon, I love 'em, but you know they only had me 'cause Peter needed a kidney."
"Oh c'mon, I love 'em, but you know they only had me 'cause Peter needed a kidney.","Lis, I want to, I really do, but... Oh, I can't."
"Lis, I want to, I really do, but... Oh, I can't.","Then do it for Peter. Mrs. Leeman used to call him a ""skinny little fag"" when he'd bag her groceries. He'd pop his Nancy-belt if his old jacket somehow, I don't know, got her back."
"Then do it for Peter. Mrs. Leeman used to call him a ""skinny little fag"" when he'd bag her groceries. He'd pop his Nancy-belt if his old jacket somehow, I don't know, got her back.",Yah?
Yah?,Oh-you-beccha.
Sorry. I just thought she might not wanna meet her Maker lookin' like a cheap,"Well, your ""cheap whore"" is this family's ""lovin' mother."" The Clemens said to make him look like he just came from snowmobilin'. Pink cheeks, and..."
"Well, your ""cheap whore"" is this family's ""lovin' mother."" The Clemens said to make him look like he just came from snowmobilin'. Pink cheeks, and...",#NAME?
Oh,They're from L.A. They wanted to see my room and film me for their movie.
They're from L.A. They wanted to see my room and film me for their movie.,"Oh... How quickly they grow up. Hey, if they ask you to take off your shirt, get the money first."
"Oh, Mom, it's so","Ruined a brand-new pair of Lee Press- ons. Well, I sat down for a beer and KA- BLEWEY! Next thing I know, somethin' blows through my kitchen window. Next thing I know, I'm up in Loretta's flower bed."
"Okay, okay! Listen-up. Coupla notes from last night's dress rehearsal. Number one, Gladys says a coupla yous are gettin' sexy with your hips durin' the ""Physical Fitness"" routine...",Oh my My -- my tap costume's gone.
"Mrs. Clark, why are you doing this to me? Why're you pretendin' you don't know what's goin' on?","Amber, I'm sorry. I really am. But you know the rules. All talent costumes hafta be okay'd by Gladys before the pageant."
"Amber, I'm sorry. I really am. But you know the rules. All talent costumes hafta be okay'd by Gladys before the pageant.","But, doesn't someone taking your costume so you can't compete, overrule that rule?"
"But, doesn't someone taking your costume so you can't compete, overrule that rule?",Sorry. I -- I don't make the rules.
Sorry. I -- I don't make the rules.,"This, this... This is"
"This, this... This is",Amber Atkins! That is not American Teen Princess language!
Amber Atkins! That is not American Teen Princess language!,"Good, 'cause this isn't an American Teen Princess Pageant -- it's, it's Germany!"
"People, people -- wait, wait a minute, here. Uh, while we haven't ruled out sabotage from neighboring state pageants -- Iowa, Wisconsin, North Dakota...",Yeah.
Yeah.,Dakota.
Dakota.,Ohio...
Ohio...,That from...
That from...,What?
What?,Wisconsin.
Wisconsin.,"All right, then."
"All right, then.",The
The,The important thing is that we have a winner...
"...Oh, yeah-right. I ain't gonna be in no pageant! Look what happened to that farm girl.",Tammy Curry?
Tammy Curry?,"Yah -- yah. Everyone says this is a big accident? She got iced because she wins everything, and this time someone didn't want her to win."
"Yah -- yah. Everyone says this is a big accident? She got iced because she wins everything, and this time someone didn't want her to win.",This pageant's like a roach motel.
This pageant's like a roach motel.,"Girls check in, but they don't check out."
"Girls check in, but they don't check out.",Yeah. And they say smokin' is bad for your health.
Yeah. And they say smokin' is bad for your health.,Yeah.
"What a surprise. Gladys Leeman's finally gonna go to State. And she'll probably ride on Becky's all the way to Nationals, too.",I wonder how she's gonna fix that one.
...You betcha. S'posed to be colder- n-a witches tonight...,"Oh, Lester. He loves his weather, y'know."
"Oh, Lester. He loves his weather, y'know.","Hey, ya like it? Open it... Yah -- the globe. Pull at the equator there."
"Hey, ya like it? Open it... Yah -- the globe. Pull at the equator there.","We're not in the showroom, Dear."
Yah -- she's near as good as that little black fella -- with the glass eye.,"Sammy Davis, Jr., honey."
"Sammy Davis, Jr., honey.","Yeah, yeah, the Jew."
Hey! Turn that float around. You think a swan's gonna swim first up Main Street?,"Yah -- Gladys had me order that swan special made from Mexico in case Becky won. I do a lotta business with those people. I always offer to pay 'em in tacos. Whoo, they love that."
"Excuse me, Father, Mother, when are we moving back to Tokyo? I can't stand this place anymore. They put butter on everything.","English! English, you little We America now, Tina!"
"English! English, you little We America now, Tina!","I'm sorry, Dad, but with all due respect, my name isn't ""Tina,"" it's Seiko."
"I'm sorry, Dad, but with all due respect, my name isn't ""Tina,"" it's Seiko.",Tina! Tina!! TINA!!!
"This is all Firefly's fault -- that idiot, that fool...",I thought everything was working out fine.
I thought everything was working out fine.,Fine nothing! I didn't want war... My plan was to marry Mrs. Teasdale and overthrow Firefly.
Fine nothing! I didn't want war... My plan was to marry Mrs. Teasdale and overthrow Firefly.,Maybe you can still win the old dame over -- why not try to --
"You sly You're doing this to spite me, aren't you!","Aw, Bytes, he's sick."
"Aw, Bytes, he's sick.","He's doing it to spite me, I tell you, and it's got to stop!"
"He's doing it to spite me, I tell you, and it's got to stop!","He's sick, Bytes. He's going to die."
"He's sick, Bytes. He's going to die.",If he does it's his own fault! But I'm not burying that swollen bag of flesh.
I want my man back.,"Just a moment, how did you get in here?"
"Just a moment, how did you get in here?","Never mind that, I want my man!"
"Never mind that, I want my man!",He's still very sick. Please come downstairs with me. I'll explain the situation.
He's still very sick. Please come downstairs with me. I'll explain the situation.,"DON'T... Don't muck me about. You've had plenty of time to fix him up, and he's leaving with me, NOW. Do you understand me? Now, Mr. Treves. We had a bargain!"
"DON'T... Don't muck me about. You've had plenty of time to fix him up, and he's leaving with me, NOW. Do you understand me? Now, Mr. Treves. We had a bargain!","You misunderstood. This man suffered a severe fall, if you take my meaning. He's my patient now and I must do what..."
"You misunderstood. This man suffered a severe fall, if you take my meaning. He's my patient now and I must do what...","Pull the other one, why don't you! We made a deal!"
"Pull the other one, why don't you! We made a deal!",I know what you've done to him and he's never going back to that.
I know what you've done to him and he's never going back to that.,"He's a freak! That's how they live. We're partners, him and I, business partners. You're willfully deprivin' me of my livlihood!"
"He's a freak! That's how they live. We're partners, him and I, business partners. You're willfully deprivin' me of my livlihood!",All you do is profit from another man's misery!
All you do is profit from another man's misery!,"You think you're better 'n me? YOU wanted the freak to show all your doctor chums and make a name for yourself, you guv. So I gave him to you. On trust, in the name of science! And now I want him back."
"You think you're better 'n me? YOU wanted the freak to show all your doctor chums and make a name for yourself, you guv. So I gave him to you. On trust, in the name of science! And now I want him back.",You don't own this man!
You don't own this man!,I want him back!
I want him back!,So you can beat him? So you can starve him? A dog in the street would fare better with you!
So you can beat him? So you can starve him? A dog in the street would fare better with you!,"I've got my rights, you, and I'm going to the authorities!"
You never mentioned his mental state.,"He's imbecile, no doubt from birth. He speaks, but... it's all gibberish. No, the man's a homeless idiot... I pray he's an idiot."
Don't lie to me. I know all about it. You were SEEN. Where did you take him?,"Take him? Now wait... I didn't take him anywhere. We were just having some fun. We didn't hurt him... just having a laugh, that's all."
"Take him? Now wait... I didn't take him anywhere. We were just having some fun. We didn't hurt him... just having a laugh, that's all.",HE'S GONE!
HE'S GONE!,"When I left him, he was in his bed, safe and sound."
"When I left him, he was in his bed, safe and sound.","YOU You tortured him. YOU TORTURED HIM, you WHERE is HE?"
"YOU You tortured him. YOU TORTURED HIM, you WHERE is HE?","YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO ME! I ain't done nothing wrong. People pay to see your monster, Mr. Treves. I just take the money."
"YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO ME! I ain't done nothing wrong. People pay to see your monster, Mr. Treves. I just take the money.",YOU'RE THE MONSTER! YOU'RE THE FREAK! GET OUT! YOU'RE FINISHED!
"Urrgh! Argh! Let go, you idiot!",Help!
Help!,You'll drown us bo...
I remember you turned around. Your face was dark and your hair was backlit -- I could see a halo of frizz -- you asked me if things were okay between Naomi and me.,"I did. You said, things were fine."
"I did. You said, things were fine.",I remember.
I remember.,"This is the night you met Clementine, Joel. I remember watching you walk down the beach with her and I thought, oh"
"This is the night you met Clementine, Joel. I remember watching you walk down the beach with her and I thought, oh","Yeah, you told me that later."
"Yeah, you told me that later.",I told you that later.
"Maybe isn't the right word. But, anyway, it's been rough with him... whatever the he is. Heheh. My significant other... heh heh. And I guess on a certain level, I want to break it off, but I feel... y'know... it's like this constant questioning and re questioning. Do I end it? Should I give it more time? I'm not happy, but what do I expect? Relationships require work. You know the drill. The thing that I keep coming back to is, I'm not getting any younger, I want to have a baby... at some point... maybe... right? So then I think I should settle -- which is not necessarily the best word -- I mean, he's a good guy. It's not really settling. Then I think maybe I'm just a victim of movies, y'know? That I have some completely unrealistic notion of what a relationship can be. But then I think, no, this is what I really want, so I should allow myself the freedom to go out and find it. You know? Agreed? But then I think he is a good guy and... It's complicated. Y'know?",I think I know. I think we can help. Why don't you start by telling me about your relationship. Everything you can think of. Everything about him. Everything about you. And we'll take it from there.
"My name's Clementine, by the way.",I'm Joel.
I'm Joel.,"No jokes about my name? Oh, you wouldn't do that; you're trying to be nice."
"No jokes about my name? Oh, you wouldn't do that; you're trying to be nice.",I don't know any jokes about your name.
I don't know any jokes about your name.,Huckleberry Hound?
Huckleberry Hound?,I don't know what that means.
I don't know what that means.,"Huckleberry Hound! What, are you nuts?"
"Huckleberry Hound! What, are you nuts?",I'm not nuts.
I'm not nuts.,"Oh my darlin', oh my darlin', oh my darlin' Clementine? No?"
"Oh my darlin', oh my darlin', oh my darlin' Clementine? No?","Sorry. It's a pretty name, though. It means ""merciful"", right?"
"Sorry. It's a pretty name, though. It means ""merciful"", right?",Yeah. Although it hardly fits. I'm a vindictive little truth be told.
Yeah. Although it hardly fits. I'm a vindictive little truth be told.,"See, I wouldn't think that about you."
"See, I wouldn't think that about you.",Why wouldn't you think that about me?
Why wouldn't you think that about me?,"Oh. I don't know. I was just... I don't know. I was... You seemed nice, so --"
"Oh. I don't know. I was just... I don't know. I was... You seemed nice, so --",Now I'm nice? Don't you know any other adjectives? There's careless and snotty and overbearing and argumentative... mumpish.
Now I'm nice? Don't you know any other adjectives? There's careless and snotty and overbearing and argumentative... mumpish.,"Well, anyway... Sorry."
"So you like bookstores, huh?",I like to read.
I like to read.,"Me too. It is Rain Dogs, by the way."
"Me too. It is Rain Dogs, by the way.",Yeah? I can't remember that album very well. I remember liking it. But --
Yeah? I can't remember that album very well. I remember liking it. But --,"The song's 9th and Hennepin. I spent most of the train ride trying to remember. ""Till you're full of rag water and bitters and blue ruin/And you spill out/Over the side to anyone who'll listen."" Remember?"
"The song's 9th and Hennepin. I spent most of the train ride trying to remember. ""Till you're full of rag water and bitters and blue ruin/And you spill out/Over the side to anyone who'll listen."" Remember?","Sort of, um..."
"Sort of, um...","Remember? ""And you take on the dreams of the ones who have slept there/And I'm lost in the window/I hide on the stairway/I hang in the curtain/I sleep in your hat..."" Oh, I'm so Sorry."
"Remember? ""And you take on the dreams of the ones who have slept there/And I'm lost in the window/I hide on the stairway/I hang in the curtain/I sleep in your hat..."" Oh, I'm so Sorry.",What?
What?,"I'm just a bit of a wreck. ""I sleep in your hat"" makes me cry. Me."
Thanks very much. That was very nice of you.,"Well, I wouldn't want to be --"
"Well, I wouldn't want to be --","Oh, geez, I'm full of I already told you that. Anyway. See Ya."
You're really nice. I'm sorry I yelled at you before about it. I'm an idiot.,I do have a tendency to use that word too much.
I do have a tendency to use that word too much.,"I like you. That's the thing about my psychic thing. I think that's my greatest psychic power, that I get a sense about people. My problem is I never trust it. But I get it. And with you I get that you're a really good guy."
"I like you. That's the thing about my psychic thing. I think that's my greatest psychic power, that I get a sense about people. My problem is I never trust it. But I get it. And with you I get that you're a really good guy.",Thanks.
Thanks.,"And, anyway, you sell yourself short. I can tell. There's a lot of stuff going on in your brain. I can tell. My goal... can I tell you my goal?"
"And, anyway, you sell yourself short. I can tell. There's a lot of stuff going on in your brain. I can tell. My goal... can I tell you my goal?",Yeah.
Yeah.,"What's the goal, Joel? My goal, Joel, is to just let it flow through me? Do you know what I mean? It's like, there's all these emotions and ideas and they come quick and they change and they leave and they come back in a different form and I think we're all taught we should be consistent. Y'know? You love someone -- that's it. Forever. You choose to do something with your life -- that's it, that's what you do. It's a sign of maturity to stick with that and see things through. And my feeling is that's how you die, because you stop listening to what is true, and what is true is constantly changing. You know?"
"What's the goal, Joel? My goal, Joel, is to just let it flow through me? Do you know what I mean? It's like, there's all these emotions and ideas and they come quick and they change and they leave and they come back in a different form and I think we're all taught we should be consistent. Y'know? You love someone -- that's it. Forever. You choose to do something with your life -- that's it, that's what you do. It's a sign of maturity to stick with that and see things through. And my feeling is that's how you die, because you stop listening to what is true, and what is true is constantly changing. You know?",Yeah. I think so. It's hard to --
Yeah. I think so. It's hard to --,Like I wanted to talk to you. I didn't need any more reason to do it. Who knows what bigger cosmic reason might exist?
Like I wanted to talk to you. I didn't need any more reason to do it. Who knows what bigger cosmic reason might exist?,Yeah.
Yeah.,"You're very nice. I have to stop saying that. You're nervous around me, huh?"
"You're very nice. I have to stop saying that. You're nervous around me, huh?",No.
No.,"I'm nervous. You don't need to be nervous around me, though. I like you. Do you think I'm repulsively"
"I'm nervous. You don't need to be nervous around me, though. I like you. Do you think I'm repulsively","No, not at all."
"No, not at all.","I don't either. I used to. But I'm through with that. Y'know, if I don't love my body, then I'm just lost. You know? With all the wrinkles and scars and the general falling apart that's coming 'round the bend. So, I've been seeing this guy..."
I can't believe you wrecked my car. You're driving It's pathetic.,...a little. I was a little tipsy. Don't call me pathetic.
...a little. I was a little tipsy. Don't call me pathetic.,Well it is pathetic. And irresponsible. You could've killed somebody.
"I don't know, maybe you did somebody.",Oh Christ I didn't anybody. It's just a dent. You're like some old lady or something.
"A wino? Jesus, Are you from the fifties? A wino! Face it, Joel. You're freaked out because I was out late without you, and in your little wormy brain, you're trying to figure out, did she someone tonight?","No, see, Clem, I assume you someone tonight. Isn't that how you get people to like you?"
Oh I remember this. Want to go?,I want to have a baby.
I want to have a baby.,Let's talk about it later.
Let's talk about it later.,No. I want to have a baby. I have to have a baby.
No. I want to have a baby. I have to have a baby.,I don't think we're ready.
I don't think we're ready.,You're not ready.
You're not ready.,"Clementine, do you really think you could take care of a kid?"
What?!,I don't want to talk about this here.
I don't want to talk about this here.,"Joel, We're gonna talk about it!"
"You don't tell me things, Joel. I'm an open book. I tell you everything. Every embarrassing thing. You don't trust me.","No, it isn't that."
"No, it isn't that.",I want to know you.
I want to know you.,I just don't have anything very interesting about my life.
I just don't have anything very interesting about my life.,"Joel, you're a liar."
"Look at you, cutey! What are we doing?","This kid, Joe Early, is going to beat the out of me."
"Listen, did you want to make love?",Make love?
Make love?,Have Y'know --
Have Y'know --,"Oh, um..."
"Oh, um...",Because I just am not enough or enough to make that happen right now.
Because I just am not enough or enough to make that happen right now.,That's okay. I --
That's okay. I --,I'm sorry. I just wanted to say that. This seems like the perfect romantic exotic place to do it and --
I'm sorry. I just wanted to say that. This seems like the perfect romantic exotic place to do it and --,"Hey, Joel --"
"Hey, Joel --",-- and I'm just too nervous around you right now.
-- and I'm just too nervous around you right now.,"I'm nervous, too."
"I'm nervous, too.",Yeah? I wouldn't have thought that.
Yeah? I wouldn't have thought that.,"Well, you obviously don't know me."
"Well, you obviously don't know me.",I'm nervous because I have and enormous crush on you.
"Says you were closed off, non communicative, never told me what you were feeling.",Says you were a bully...
Says you were a bully...,A bully? Moi?
A bully? Moi?,"That's what it says. You drank too much, you picked on me for being passive and timid."
"That's what it says. You drank too much, you picked on me for being passive and timid.","Well, sounds like me. Sorry, man. Says you were jealous and suspicious."
"Well, sounds like me. Sorry, man. Says you were jealous and suspicious.","Says you would sometimes disappear all night, then brag to me about your conquests."
"Says you would sometimes disappear all night, then brag to me about your conquests.","Did I use the term ""sexual conquests"" or is that your way of putting it."
"Did I use the term ""sexual conquests"" or is that your way of putting it.",I don't know.
I don't know.,Doesn't sound like me.
Doesn't sound like me.,"Says you were a slob, leaving trails of and dirty socks in your wake."
"Says you were a slob, leaving trails of and dirty socks in your wake.","Says you were constantly calling me a slob. It's sexy that we were like a married couple, griping and overly-familiar and bored. Don't you think?"
"Says you were constantly calling me a slob. It's sexy that we were like a married couple, griping and overly-familiar and bored. Don't you think?",I sort of do. But I only see it as a fantasy version of reality. Cleaned up enough to be
I sort of do. But I only see it as a fantasy version of reality. Cleaned up enough to be,We should have It's old hat for us.
"Hi, it's Joel.","Hey, lover. Whatcha doing?"
"Hey, lover. Whatcha doing?","I'm just, y'know, passing the time best I can till I can see you."
"I'm just, y'know, passing the time best I can till I can see you.",I can't believe I ever hated you.
I can't believe I ever hated you.,You must have been crazy.
You must have been crazy.,Guess what I'm wearing.
Guess what I'm wearing.,I don't know. and --
I don't know. and --,Your dried
Your dried,Jesus.
Gotta get home. How could she do this to me? How could she not care about what we meant to each other. What a What a monster she is!,"Oh, I miss her. I can't believe she's with that guy now! I'm never going to see her again. I love her so much. What a monster she is!"
Naomi.,"On the couch. Dark. Quiet. I wondered if I had made a terrible mistake. I almost reached for the phone about a thousand times. I thought I could take it back, erase it, explain I had momentarily lost my mind. Then I told myself we weren't happy. That was the truth. That what we were was safe. It was unfair to you and to me to stay in a relationship for that reason. I thought about Clementine and the spark when I was with her, but then I thought what you and I had was real and adult and therefore significant even if it wasn't much fun. But I wanted fun. I saw other people having fun and I wanted it. Then I thought fun is a lie, that no one is really having fun; I'm being suckered by advertising and movie then I thought maybe not, maybe not. And then I thought, as I always do at this point in my argument, about dying."
"There's another one I like, I read. It's by Pope Alexander.",Alexander Pope?
Alexander Pope?,"Yes, Oops, sorry! Sorry. It's just I told myself I wasn't going to say Pope Alexander and sound like a dope and then I go ahead and do it. Like I psyched myself out."
"Yes, Oops, sorry! Sorry. It's just I told myself I wasn't going to say Pope Alexander and sound like a dope and then I go ahead and do it. Like I psyched myself out.",It's no big deal.
It's no big deal.,You are such a sweetheart.
Thanks. So... do we talk about this... or what?,"I don't know what I'm supposed say, Mary. I want to do the right thing here."
"I don't know what I'm supposed say, Mary. I want to do the right thing here.","Do you love me? Did you love me? Something. I listened to my tape. I can't believe I've been sitting right in front of it for a year. It's like listening to someone else's story. I mean, I hear myself talking about having with you and I can't even imagine you I can't even say ""naked"" to you!"
"Do you love me? Did you love me? Something. I listened to my tape. I can't believe I've been sitting right in front of it for a year. It's like listening to someone else's story. I mean, I hear myself talking about having with you and I can't even imagine you I can't even say ""naked"" to you!","I have a family, Mary."
"I have a family, Mary.",You made me have an abortion.
You made me have an abortion.,It was a mutual decision.
It was a mutual decision.,You made me have you erased! I loved you. I love you! How could you --
You made me have you erased! I loved you. I love you! How could you --,"I didn't make you. You thought it best. But, look, I take full responsibility."
"The Food and Drug Administration said Wednesday female deodorant sprays may cause such harmful reactions as blisters, burns and rashes. Although the FDA judges that the reported reactions are not sufficient to justify removal of these products from the market, they are sufficient to warrant the proposed mandatory label warnings.","O dear, that's enough to make me asthmatic. The nerve of those twits. What do they know about female odor? Don't interrupt. Here's my concept. My ranch out West? It's a beauty ranch. Oh, it's got a few head of cattle for atmosphere and tax purposes. But it's a beauty ranch, a place where unhappy women -- divorcees and widows, mainly -- can go to lose weight, remove wrinkles, change their hair styles and pretty themselves up for the next disappointment. My ranch is named the Rubber Rose, after the Rubber Rose bag, my own invention, and bless its little red bladder, the most popular bag in the world. So get this. It's on the migratory flight path of the whooping cranes. The last flock of wild whooping cranes left in existence. Well, these cranes stop off at my little pond -- Siwash Lake, it's called -- twice a year, autumn and spring, and spend a few days each time, resting up, eating, doing whatever whooping cranes do. I've never seen them, understand, but I hear they're magnificent. Very big specimens -- I mean, huge mothers -- and white as snow, to coin a phrase, except for black tips on their wings and tail feathers, and bright red heads. Now, whooping cranes, in case you didn't know it, are noted for their mating dance. It's just the wildest show in nature. It's probably the reason why birdwatching used to be so popular with old maids and deacons. Picture these rare, beautiful, gigantic birds in full dance -- leaping six feet off the mud, arching their backs, flapping their wings, strutting low to the ground. Dears, it's overwhelming. And picture the birds doing their dance on TV. Right there on the home screen, creation's most elaborate ritual -- yet clean and pure enough to suit the Pope. With lovely Hankshaw in the foreground. In a white gown, red hood attached, and big feathery sleeves trimmed in black. In a very subdued imitation of the female whooping crane, she dance/walks over to a large nest in which there sits a can of Yoni Yum. And a can of Dew. Off-camera, a string quartet is playing Debussy. A sensuous voice is reading a few poetic lines about courtship and love. Are you starting to get it? Doesn't it make the hair on your neck stand up and applaud? My very goodness gracious! Grandiose, lyrical, and Girl Scout- oriented; you can't top it. I've hired a crew of experts from Walt Disney Studios, the best wildlife cinematographers around. You're my eternal favorite. Princess Grace herself couldn't be better, not even if she had your personality which she doesn't; Anyway, dear, I'm out of photography now and into water colors. Ah how circuitous conversation is! We're back at the beginning. The exact man I've wanted you to meet is my artist the watercolorist."
"If you don't want me to pose for him, why do you want me to meet him?",Purely personal. I believe you might enjoy one another.
Purely personal. I believe you might enjoy one another.,But Countess...
But Countess...,"Now, now. Don't get exasperated. I realize that you've always avoided all but the most rudimentary involvements with men, and I might add, you've been wise. Heterosexual relationships seem to lead only to marriage. For men, marriage is a matter of efficient logistics: The male gets his food, bed, laundry, TV, offspring and creature comforts all under one roof, where he doesn't have to dissipate his psychic energy thinking about them too much, then he is free to go out and fight the battles of life, which is what existence is all about. But for a woman marriage is surrender."
Holy,Justin?
Justin?,I think I found something...
"Okay, listen up. As you all know by now, we have an addition to our crew. Dr. Weir, this is: Starck, navigation; Smith, pilot, Justin, ship's engineer --","You can call him Baby-bear, he loves that..."
"You can call him Baby-bear, he loves that...","This is Cooper, what the do you do on this ship, anyway?"
You're not seriously considering sending him?,"You don't just dismiss Bill Weir. The man held Oppenheimer's chair at Princeton. If the Event Horizon had worked, he would have gone down in history as the greatest mind in physics since Einstein."
"You don't just dismiss Bill Weir. The man held Oppenheimer's chair at Princeton. If the Event Horizon had worked, he would have gone down in history as the greatest mind in physics since Einstein.",The official inquiry blamed Weir's design for the ship's loss.
The official inquiry blamed Weir's design for the ship's loss.,That doesn't mean a thing. They were looking for a scapegoat and Weir fit the bill. But he's not responsible for what happened to the ship.
That doesn't mean a thing. They were looking for a scapegoat and Weir fit the bill. But he's not responsible for what happened to the ship.,Does he know that?
Does he know that?,What's on your mind?
What's on your mind?,"He doesn't belong on this mission. Responsible or not, he blames himself. He's too close to it. And then there's his wife."
"He doesn't belong on this mission. Responsible or not, he blames himself. He's too close to it. And then there's his wife.",It's been two years since she died. He's over it.
It's been two years since she died. He's over it.,Some things you don't get over.
I want this room sealed. The Second Containment is off limits.,"There's no danger. The black hole is contained behind three magnetic fields, it's under control."
"There's no danger. The black hole is contained behind three magnetic fields, it's under control.",Your black hole near ripped my ship apart. It may have killed one of my men. No one goes near that thing.
What the is that? Dr. Weir?,I don't know.
I told you... She won't let you leave...,Son of a
Weir is dead.,Then who the are you?
Then who the are you?,"Your fear. Do you remember the Goliath, Miller?"
You can't have them. Go to,NOOO!
You've got to listen...,To what? What are you saying? This ship is alive?
To what? What are you saying? This ship is alive?,"I didn't say that, I said the bio- readings correspond to what happened to you, the ship is reacting to us..."
"I didn't say that, I said the bio- readings correspond to what happened to you, the ship is reacting to us...",We're hanging on by our fingernails and you're giving me stories...
We're armed. This fucker's ready to blow...,"...repeat, we're armed..."
"...repeat, we're armed...","Miller, he's back, he was in the tank..."
"I can't believe this, I haven't gotten more than my hand in six weeks and now this Why not Mars, Cap, Mars has women...","Smith's right. Neptune? There's nothing out there. If something happens, we'll be on our own."
I can handle the ship. I can even handle Mr. Blonde Ambition. But I don't know if I should be flying or playing Vegas in these suits. Who the came up with them?,Victor did.
"What the you smiling at? Just keep your mouth shut, and your mind on those SMBs --","Actually, the engines are SMEs. Hydrogenbase, carbon propellant. Couple generations past your last ride. I'm not as dumb as you look."
"They said that's not such a good idea, the shock alone could --",Give me the mirror!
"Mister, if you don't shut up, I'm gonna kick 100% of your",Manager!!
Brad! Have Mom or Dad seen this?,They're not home yet.
They're not home yet.,"Brad, what would you say if I asked you to just put these flowers in the trunk of the Cruising Vessel and get rid of them at work?"
"Brad, what would you say if I asked you to just put these flowers in the trunk of the Cruising Vessel and get rid of them at work?",I'd say... who the is Ron Johnson?
I'd say... who the is Ron Johnson?,I'll explain everything later.
Are you still a,Maybe yes. Maybe no.
Maybe yes. Maybe no.,Don't give me that I know you're still a
You... are a wuss. Part wimp. Part,What do you mean -- wuss? This girl is my exact type. It's her. Definitely her.
What do you mean -- wuss? This girl is my exact type. It's her. Definitely her.,It's definitely your mama.
It's definitely your mama.,"Damone, you gotta listen to me."
"If you ask me, she's pretty aggressive. You understand what I'm saying?",No Damone. I don't understand.
No Damone. I don't understand.,She wasn't really your girlfriend anyway.
She wasn't really your girlfriend anyway.,Hey you Damone. There's a lot of girls out there and you mess around with Stacy. What have you got to prove?
Hey you Damone. There's a lot of girls out there and you mess around with Stacy. What have you got to prove?,Jesus. I'm sorry.
Jesus. I'm sorry.,"I always stick up for you. Whenever people say 'Aw, that Damone is a loudmouth' -- and they say that a lot -- I say 'You just don't know Damone.' When someone says you're an idiot, I tell them 'Damone's not an idiot. You just don't know him.' Well, you know, Damone, maybe they do know you pretty good. And I'm just finding out."
"I always stick up for you. Whenever people say 'Aw, that Damone is a loudmouth' -- and they say that a lot -- I say 'You just don't know Damone.' When someone says you're an idiot, I tell them 'Damone's not an idiot. You just don't know him.' Well, you know, Damone, maybe they do know you pretty good. And I'm just finding out.",Fine. Get lost.
What the is this guy doing?,This ain't no cop.
My brother is going to us. He's gonna you and then he's gonna me. He's gonna us.,Just be glad you're all right.
Just be glad you're all right.,My brother is gonna
My brother is gonna,Make up your mind. Is he gonna or is he gonna us?
Make up your mind. Is he gonna or is he gonna us?,First he's gonna And then he's gonna us.
First he's gonna And then he's gonna us.,"Will you just relax, mon? He's not gonna us. My father is a television repairman. He's got all kinds of tools. I can fix-this car."
"Will you just relax, mon? He's not gonna us. My father is a television repairman. He's got all kinds of tools. I can fix-this car.","You can't fix this car, Spicoli."
I hear some surfer pulled a knife on Mr. Hand this morning.,No way! He just called him a
No way! He just called him a,People exaggerate so much at this school.
Was it great?,It was okay.
It was okay.,You'll always remember your first time.
You'll always remember your first time.,It was nice.
It was nice.,"So tell me, do you like Ron? Is it serious?"
"So tell me, do you like Ron? Is it serious?","Come on, Linda. It's just"
"Come on, Linda. It's just",Hey! That's my line!
I should quit this job. I'm going to get so working here... nobody will ever take me out.,Stacy. How many times do I have to tell you? You are really going to be beautiful... someday.
Stacy. How many times do I have to tell you? You are really going to be beautiful... someday.,Thanks a lot.
Listen to this... 'What are your mate's three most erogenous zones?',"Okay, that's one, balls..."
"Okay, that's one, balls...",Wouldn't and balls be the same category?
Wouldn't and balls be the same category?,You're right. Probably mouth and neck.
You're right. Probably mouth and neck.,"All right! Here's another one. 'The most satisfactory lovemaking occurs when your mate climaxes first, you climax first, you and your mate climax together?'"
"All right! Here's another one. 'The most satisfactory lovemaking occurs when your mate climaxes first, you climax first, you and your mate climax together?'",Climax together.
Climax together.,Does that ever happen?
Does that ever happen?,No. But it's a nice idea.
No. But it's a nice idea.,Listen to this... it says 'Most women derive pleasure from but they don't have real
What do you think it is?,What do you think it is?
What do you think it is?,It couldn't be.
It couldn't be.,It could be. I had a pregnancy test at the clinic. I'll find out Monday. I guess it was Damone.
It could be. I had a pregnancy test at the clinic. I'll find out Monday. I guess it was Damone.,"Of course it was Damone. If it was Ron Johnson, you'd be out to here!"
"Of course it was Damone. If it was Ron Johnson, you'd be out to here!",I'm not going to tell him. He's an I hate him.
I'm not going to tell him. He's an I hate him.,But it costs money to have an abortion. Even at the Free Clinic. You tell Damone to pay for it. It's the least he can do. It's the guy's responsibility too.
I really thought he would show up. I waited... and waited... and waited...,That little
That little,"Then I called his house, and his mother told me he was in the garage helping his father."
"Then I called his house, and his mother told me he was in the garage helping his father.",That little
That little,I paid for it and everything.
I paid for it and everything.,There goes your stereo for another year. Mike Damone is a no-brain little I'm not letting him get away with this.
There goes your stereo for another year. Mike Damone is a no-brain little I'm not letting him get away with this.,"Don't do anything, Linda. I'd rather just forget about it. I don't even like the guy."
"Don't do anything, Linda. I'd rather just forget about it. I don't even like the guy.","Stacy, he's not a guy. He's a little"
Another summer of working at Swenson's.,Come on. There's lots of men around here. Keep your eyes open.
Come on. There's lots of men around here. Keep your eyes open.,"You know, Linda. I've finally figured it out. It's not I want. Anyone can have"
"You know, Linda. I've finally figured it out. It's not I want. Anyone can have",What do you want?
What do you want?,I want romance.
I want romance.,Romance in Ridgemont? We don't even get cable TV.
Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the do you think you're doing?,Learning about Cuba. Having some food.
Learning about Cuba. Having some food.,"Mr. Spicoli, you're on dangerous ground here. You're causing a major disturbance in my class and on my time."
"Mr. Spicoli, you're on dangerous ground here. You're causing a major disturbance in my class and on my time.","I've been thinking about this, Mr. Hand. If I'm here... and you're here... doesn't that make it our time?"
"Mr. Duke? Hello, Mr. Duke, I'm sorry we were cut off a moment ago... I thought I should call again, because I was wondering...","WHAT? What was that crazy said to him? There's a war on, man! People are being killed!"
"WHAT? What was that crazy said to him? There's a war on, man! People are being killed!",Killed?
Killed?,IN VIETNAM! ON THE TELEVISION!
IN VIETNAM! ON THE TELEVISION!,Oh... yes... yes... This terrible war. When will it end?
Oh... yes... yes... This terrible war. When will it end?,Tell me. What do you want?
"and ice, please.",You're another one of these California boys. Your friend here's been tellin' us about dope fiends.
You're another one of these California boys. Your friend here's been tellin' us about dope fiends.,"They're everywhere. Nobody's safe. And sure as not in the South. They like warm weather... You'd never believe it. In L.A. it's out of control. First it was drugs, now it's witchcraft."
"They're everywhere. Nobody's safe. And sure as not in the South. They like warm weather... You'd never believe it. In L.A. it's out of control. First it was drugs, now it's witchcraft.",Witchcraft? you can't mean it!
"I really hate to hear this. Because everything that happens in California seems to get down our way, sooner or later. Mostly Atlanta. But that was back when the bastards were peaceful. All we had to do was to keep 'em under surveillance. They didn't roam around much... But now Jesus, it seems nobody's safe.",You're going to need to take the bull by the horns -- go to the mat with this
You're going to need to take the bull by the horns -- go to the mat with this,What do you mean by that?
What do you mean by that?,You know what I mean. We've done it before and we can well do it again!
"O.K., O.K., yes. Hang onto it. We'll be there in thirty minutes. I finally located a car with adequate horsepower and the proper coloring. What?! OF COURSE the gentleman has a major credit card! Do you realize who the you're talking to?","Don't take any guff from these swine. Now we need a sound store with the finest equipment. Nothing dinky. One of those new Belgian Heliowatts with a voice-activated shotgun mike, for picking up conversations in oncoming cars."
"Don't take any guff from these swine. Now we need a sound store with the finest equipment. Nothing dinky. One of those new Belgian Heliowatts with a voice-activated shotgun mike, for picking up conversations in oncoming cars.",We won't make the nut unless we have unlimited credit.
We won't make the nut unless we have unlimited credit.,We will. You Samoans are all the same. You have no faith in the essential decency of the white man's culture.
Turn up the music! My heart feels like an alligator! Volume! Clarity! Bass! We must have bass! What's wrong with us? Are you old ladies?,You scurvy shyster Watch your language! You're talking to a Doctor of Journalism!
You scurvy shyster Watch your language! You're talking to a Doctor of Journalism!,What the are we doing out here? Somebody call the police! We need help!
What the are we doing out here? Somebody call the police! We need help!,Pay no attention to this swine. He can't handle the medicine.
Pay no attention to this swine. He can't handle the medicine.,"The truth is we're going to Vegas to croak a baron named Savage Henry. I've known him for years but he ripped us off -- and you know what that means, right?"
Savage Henry has cashed his check! We're going to rip his lungs out!,And eat them! That won't get away with this! What's going on in this country when a sucker like that can get away with sandbagging a Doctor of Journalism?
"Oh, Jesus! Did you see what just did to us?","didn't do that! You did it! You're a narcotics agent, that was our cocaine, you pig!"
"didn't do that! You did it! You're a narcotics agent, that was our cocaine, you pig!",You better be careful. Plenty of vultures out here. They'll pick your bones clean before morning.
You better be careful. Plenty of vultures out here. They'll pick your bones clean before morning.,You
Jesus creeping,Did the mescaline just kick in? Or was that Debbie Reynolds in a silver Afro wig?!
Did the mescaline just kick in? Or was that Debbie Reynolds in a silver Afro wig?!,We wandered into a time capsule!
"I hate to say this, but this place is getting to me. I think I'm getting The Fear.","Nonsense. We came here to find the American Dream, and now we're right in the vortex you want to quit. You must realize that we've found the Main Nerve."
"Nonsense. We came here to find the American Dream, and now we're right in the vortex you want to quit. You must realize that we've found the Main Nerve.",That's what gives me The Fear.
That's what gives me The Fear.,Look over there. Two women a Polar Bear.
Look over there. Two women a Polar Bear.,"Please, don't tell me those things... Not now. This is my last drink. How much money can you lend me?"
"Please, don't tell me those things... Not now. This is my last drink. How much money can you lend me?",Not much. Why?
Not much. Why?,I have to go.
I have to go.,GO?
GO?,Yes. Leave the country. Tonight.
Yes. Leave the country. Tonight.,Calm down. You'll be straight in a few hours.
Calm down. You'll be straight in a few hours.,No. This is serious. One more hour in this town and I'll somebody!
No. This is serious. One more hour in this town and I'll somebody!,OK. I'll lend you some money. Let's go outside and see how much we have left.
OK. I'll lend you some money. Let's go outside and see how much we have left.,Can we make it?
Can we make it?,That depends on how many people we with between here and the door.
That depends on how many people we with between here and the door.,I want to leave fast.
I want to leave fast.,OK. Lets pay this bill and get up very slowly. It's going to be a long walk.
OK. Lets pay this bill and get up very slowly. It's going to be a long walk.,Do they pay you to that bear?
Did you see that? Some sonofabitch kicked me in the back.,Probably the bartender. He wanted to stomp you for what you said to the waitress.
Probably the bartender. He wanted to stomp you for what you said to the waitress.,Good Let's get out of here! Where's the elevator?
Good Let's get out of here! Where's the elevator?,Don't go near that elevator. That's just what they want us to do... trap us in a steel box and take us down to the basement.
Let's go up there and blast him out of bed with the fire hose.,"No, we should leave the poor alone. I get the feeling that he's avoiding us for some reason."
"No, we should leave the poor alone. I get the feeling that he's avoiding us for some reason.",Don't kid yourself. That Portuguese son of a is dangerous. He's watching us like a hawk.
Don't kid yourself. That Portuguese son of a is dangerous. He's watching us like a hawk.,He told me he was turning in early...
That dirty I knew it! He's got hold of my woman!,That little blonde groupie with the film crew? You think he sodomized her?
That little blonde groupie with the film crew? You think he sodomized her?,"That's right, laugh about it! You honkies are all the same!"
"You evil son of a You better hope there's some Thorazine in that bag, because if there's not, you're in bad trouble.",Music! Turn it up. Put that tape on.
Music! Turn it up. Put that tape on.,What tape?
What tape?,"Jefferson Airplane. ""White Rabbit."" I want a rising sound."
"Jefferson Airplane. ""White Rabbit."" I want a rising sound.",You're doomed. I'm leaving here in two hours and then they're going to come up here and beat the mortal out of you with big saps. Right there in that tub.
You're doomed. I'm leaving here in two hours and then they're going to come up here and beat the mortal out of you with big saps. Right there in that tub.,I dig my own graves. Green water and the White Rabbit. Put it on.
I dig my own graves. Green water and the White Rabbit. Put it on.,"OK. But do me one last favor, will you. Can you give me two hours? That's all I ask -- just two hours to sleep before tomorrow. I suspect it's going to be a very difficult day."
"Of course, I'm your attorney, I'll give you all the time you need, at my normal rates: $45 an hour -- but you'll be wanting a cushion, so, why don't you just lay one of those $100 bills down there beside the radio, and off?",How about a check?
How about a check?,Whatever's right.
I want that radio!,Don't touch it! Get back in that tub!
Don't touch it! Get back in that tub!,"Back the tape up. I need it again! Let it roll! Just as high as the can go! And when it comes to that fantastic note where the rabbit bites its own head off, I want you to THROW THAT RADIO INTO THE TUB WITH ME!"
"You You'd do that, wouldn't you?",Why worry? You'll like it. Nothing in the world like a Mace high. Forty- five minutes on your knees with the dry heaves...
Why worry? You'll like it. Nothing in the world like a Mace high. Forty- five minutes on your knees with the dry heaves...,You cheap sonofabitch...
You cheap sonofabitch...,"Why not? just a minute ago, you were asking me to you! And now you want to me! What I should do, goddamnit, is call the police!"
"Why not? just a minute ago, you were asking me to you! And now you want to me! What I should do, goddamnit, is call the police!",The cops?
The cops?,There's no choice. I wouldn't dare go to sleep with you wandering around with a head full of acid and wanting to slice me up with that knife!
There's no choice. I wouldn't dare go to sleep with you wandering around with a head full of acid and wanting to slice me up with that knife!,Who said anything about slicing you up? I just wanted to carve a little Z on your forehead. Nothing serious.
"Listen, she's running away from home for something like the fifth time in six months. It's terrible.","She's perfect for this gig. These cops will go fifty bucks a head to beat her into submission and then gang her. We can set her up in one of these back street motels, hang pictures of Jesus all over the room, then turn these pigs loose on her... she's strong; she'll hold her own."
Jesus Christ. I knew you were sick but I never expected to hear you actually say that kind of stuff.,It's straight economics. This girl is a she can make us a grand a day.
It's straight economics. This girl is a she can make us a grand a day.,NO! Stop talking like that.
NO! Stop talking like that.,"I figure she can do about four at a time. Christ, if we keep her full of acid that's more like two grand a day. Maybe three."
"I figure she can do about four at a time. Christ, if we keep her full of acid that's more like two grand a day. Maybe three.",You filthy I should cave your head in.
You filthy I should cave your head in.,"In a few hours, she'll probably be sane enough to work herself into a towering Jesus-based rage at the hazy recollection of being seduced by some kind of cruel Samoan who fed her liquor and LSD, dragged her to a Vegas hotel room and savagely penetrated every orifice in her body with his throbbing, uncircumcised member."
Sometimes it's easier to just rip out the backstraps.,They'll fight like if you try to take the head without the dogs.
Adrenochrome...,"Hi, Lucy? Yeah, it's me. I got your message... what? no, I taught the a lesson he'll never forget... what? No, not dead, but he won't be bothering anybody for a while. Yeah. I left him out there, I stomped him, then pulled all his teeth out..."
"Hi, Lucy? Yeah, it's me. I got your message... what? no, I taught the a lesson he'll never forget... what? No, not dead, but he won't be bothering anybody for a while. Yeah. I left him out there, I stomped him, then pulled all his teeth out...","I remember thinking, ""Jesus, what a terrible thing to lay on somebody with a head full of acid."""
"Don't take any guff from those swine. Remember, if you have any trouble you can always send a telegram to the Right People.",Yeah... Explaining my Position. Some wrote a poem about that once...
You'd pay me for that?,"You're right. But the first time you say anything about this, to anybody -- you'll go straight to prison for the rest of your life. What's your name?"
"You're right. But the first time you say anything about this, to anybody -- you'll go straight to prison for the rest of your life. What's your name?",Alice. Just ring Linen Service and ask for Alice.
You realize...,Yeah. I know. I'm guilty. I understand that. I knew it was a crime but I did it anyway. why argue? I'm a criminal.
Yeah. I know. I'm guilty. I understand that. I knew it was a crime but I did it anyway. why argue? I'm a criminal.,That's a strange attitude.
It serves you right. You cheatin',Spare me.
Spare me.,"I figure it's karma. You wronged me and you wronged your wife and you wronged your children, so this is karma biting you on the or in your case... ...on the eye."
Stop!,What the are you doing he's in there!
What the are you doing he's in there!,"They can't get in here! You said it yourself, they'll get in!"
You can't keep me here. This is Fuckin' This is,We can't risk letting them in.
We can't risk letting them in.,Right.
My foot is gone! Who fuckin' shot me? Who fuckin' shot me!?,Her fella.
"I have a CB in my truck, we could get some help out here.",Who the would you call?
Who the would you call?,Anyone.
What? Really?,"Uh huh, now wiggle that sweet little over here and sit on Daddy's face, I wanna do some appraising."
What's it for!?,"Grass. I grow some down there. It's no big deal, just something I dabble in. The truck's for a quick get away, deliveries, whatever."
"Grass. I grow some down there. It's no big deal, just something I dabble in. The truck's for a quick get away, deliveries, whatever.",Is it gassed up?
Is it gassed up?,Fully.
Fully.,Four door?
Four door?,Two.
Two.,Open?
Open?,Covered.
Covered.,How many?
How many?,Holds four.
Holds four.,Max?
Max?,Seven.
Seven.,Nine?
Nine?,Seven.
Seven.,Keys.
Keys.,What!? So you can just get the outta here and forget about all of us!? No way! That's my truck!
What!? So you can just get the outta here and forget about all of us!? No way! That's my truck!,"Let me make this clear; if we stay, we die!"
"Let me make this clear; if we stay, we die!",I don't trust you. No way! I pick who goes! And I'm holding you responsible.
Welcome back.,you.
They were all over the place.,You smell like
"Look, the armed surround the unarmed in a circle and we move as a tight group. Those that can shoot, protect the rest to his ride.","Hey, when this plan completely goes to what are ya gonna do?"
What?!,Move slow and move quiet.
Move slow and move quiet.,No
Frances? Oh no.,"Refill my drink, will you, Bob?"
"Refill my drink, will you, Bob?",What're you doing?
What're you doing?,Putting on my armor.
Putting on my armor.,"Come on, Frances. Louella Parsons is here. She wants to talk to you, help you out."
"Come on, Frances. Louella Parsons is here. She wants to talk to you, help you out.",Louella... didn't she call me a spoiled little
Louella... didn't she call me a spoiled little,"Come on, she's an important columnist! What's the matter? I thought you wanted these people to forgive you."
"Come on, she's an important columnist! What's the matter? I thought you wanted these people to forgive you.",'Forgive'...? For What?
'Forgive'...? For What?,I'm sorry... that was an unfortunate choice of words.
"Hey, where's the fire, sister?","In my eyes, officer."
"In my eyes, officer.","Cool off, beautiful. Didn't you see the sign says ""Dimout Zone?"" There's a war on, you know?"
"Cool off, beautiful. Didn't you see the sign says ""Dimout Zone?"" There's a war on, you know?",Come on. You're seriously trying to tell me the can't find Los Angeles without my headlights?
Come on. You're seriously trying to tell me the can't find Los Angeles without my headlights?,"I didn't make the law, lady. I just enforce it."
Get your clothes on.,"You have no right! You have no right, you bastards! Get the out of here --"
"You have no right! You have no right, you bastards! Get the out of here --","Get your clothes on, lady --"
"Get your clothes on, lady --",GET OUT!
GET OUT!,You're under arrest.
"There was another call too. From your agent. He says your summer stock deal is all set. So you're going back east, huh?",...Yes.
...Yes.,Without me.
Without me.,Showdown.
Showdown.,"You weren't going to tell me, were you? Just pack up and leave, is that it?"
"You weren't going to tell me, were you? Just pack up and leave, is that it?",we need some time apart --
we need some time apart --,"Hey, I'm not a complete fool, you know. I can see you're going sour on me, and when I try to do something about it, you turn your back and say it's nothing."
"Hey, I'm not a complete fool, you know. I can see you're going sour on me, and when I try to do something about it, you turn your back and say it's nothing.",I can't even breathe here...
I can't even breathe here...,Dwayne! I'm Dwayne now! And you well better get used to it!
Dwayne! I'm Dwayne now! And you well better get used to it!, 
 ,"I don't suppose it occurred to you that I might want to leave too, that I might want to do theatre? No, 'cause you don't want me along, do you? And the reason has nothing to do with summer stock."
"I don't suppose it occurred to you that I might want to leave too, that I might want to do theatre? No, 'cause you don't want me along, do you? And the reason has nothing to do with summer stock.",No?
No?,"No. It's all about that night, isn't it?"
"No. It's all about that night, isn't it?",What night?
What night?,"The premiere. I never pressed you about it but it, you're gonna tell me right here and right now what happened and where the you were!"
"The premiere. I never pressed you about it but it, you're gonna tell me right here and right now what happened and where the you were!",You want his name?
Name?,I don't believe this! You jerks drag me down here in the middle of the night and you don't even know who the I am!
Age?,Fifteen.
Fifteen.,Address?
Address?,"Just put me down as a avg -- a vagrant vagabond. Come on, this is a joke! Assault and battery? I barely touched that"
"Just put me down as a avg -- a vagrant vagabond. Come on, this is a joke! Assault and battery? I barely touched that",Occupation?
Is it true you're getting a divorce? Comrade?,"Why, you... you little"
Jesus.,Yup. Poor lay there on the sidewalk and he couldn't die. Too much heart. He just didn't want to die.
Yup. Poor lay there on the sidewalk and he couldn't die. Too much heart. He just didn't want to die.,"But... but why, Harry...? Why'd they do it?"
"But... but why, Harry...? Why'd they do it?","He wouldn't play ball. What can I tell ya... it's done. Anyway, I didn't want to be next, so I skipped town; came down here to work for some big-wig. Tail and nail job. I'm sort of a non-gentleman's non- gentleman. How d'ya like the camouflage?"
"He wouldn't play ball. What can I tell ya... it's done. Anyway, I didn't want to be next, so I skipped town; came down here to work for some big-wig. Tail and nail job. I'm sort of a non-gentleman's non- gentleman. How d'ya like the camouflage?","You C'mon, let's get out of here."
"Frances, you're a movie star now. If you give them what they want, you can get anything.","I don't have what they want, Harry. Harry, will you tell me something? How can I keep making movies when people in the streets are starving?"
"I don't have what they want, Harry. Harry, will you tell me something? How can I keep making movies when people in the streets are starving?","Some people starve, kid. Until we can do something about it, they might as well see a movie. Makes 'em feel better."
"Some people starve, kid. Until we can do something about it, they might as well see a movie. Makes 'em feel better.",But I don't want to be like that. I want to do something...
But I don't want to be like that. I want to do something...,"What're you gonna do, waste your talent? Why not use it to make something worthwhile. You can do that, you know?"
"What're you gonna do, waste your talent? Why not use it to make something worthwhile. You can do that, you know?","Yeah, if I don't make too big an of myself."
"Harry? Harry, where are you?!","Jesus, Frances, how'd you find me?"
"Jesus, Frances, how'd you find me?","I called your office! I want you to him, Harry. You'll do that for me, won't you? I loved him, I loved him... that"
"I called your office! I want you to him, Harry. You'll do that for me, won't you? I loved him, I loved him... that","Calm down, Frances."
"Calm down, Frances.","Don't tell me what to do, just give me his head on a platter!"
Two lines! Two lines! 'My wife returns from Europe tomorrow. I can't see you any more.' Just like that!,Frances...
Frances...,"Harry, I hate being in love. I don't ever want to be in love again. I just hate it!"
"Six months' probation...? You gotta learn when to do battle, Farmer. You're not going to win many bouts with 200 pound cops.",I took the early rounds.
I took the early rounds.,I'll bet.
I'll bet.,"I don't know. It hurts, Harry. Some things, no matter what you do with them, they just hurt."
"I don't know. It hurts, Harry. Some things, no matter what you do with them, they just hurt.","So you drink, and you fight with a cop...?"
"So you drink, and you fight with a cop...?","Yeah, and you look at people and you wonder who the they are, what's going on inside their heads. Sometimes you can hear it, like a buzzing, the things that happen in their heads. And you wonder: does anybody ever love anybody, really?"
"Yeah, and you look at people and you wonder who the they are, what's going on inside their heads. Sometimes you can hear it, like a buzzing, the things that happen in their heads. And you wonder: does anybody ever love anybody, really?",Beats me.
"On behalf of the Seattle Ladies Club, as a token of our vast admiration --",Excuse me.
Excuse me.,Yes...?
Yes...?,Don't I know you?
Don't I know you?,I don't believe so.
I don't believe so.,Sure. You shouted at me in the auditorium when I read my essay.
Sure. You shouted at me in the auditorium when I read my essay.,"No, my dear. You must be mistaken."
"No, my dear. You must be mistaken.",Oh
"I want outta here, you understand? I'm ready to get out! So you go back there... you go back and you tell them to let me out!","Frances, I'm warning you..."
"Frances, I'm warning you...","No, I'm warning you! Who do you think you are, You bumble around with your folders... ...and your pencils... ...and your buttons... ...all your badges of authority! But you have no authority! You're nothing! You're a zero!"
"Thank your fever broke. Slowly, now. Just a sip. I've been worried we might lose you. It's been touch-and-go for a week.",A... week?
A... week?,"We feared cholera. Turned out to be pneumonia, brought on by nervous exhaustion and some idiot running around in a storm."
"We feared cholera. Turned out to be pneumonia, brought on by nervous exhaustion and some idiot running around in a storm.",Is that your diagnosis?
Is that your diagnosis?,Mine and Professor Krempe's. We've been trading off nursing you in shifts. The rest of the time we're out working with the cholera victims. It's his turn for that just now.
Mine and Professor Krempe's. We've been trading off nursing you in shifts. The rest of the time we're out working with the cholera victims. It's his turn for that just now.,You've been going round-the-clock?
You've been going round-the-clock?,We catch a few hours sleep where we can. Usually here at your bedside.
We catch a few hours sleep where we can. Usually here at your bedside.,"Everything in moderation, Clerval."
"Everything in moderation, Clerval.","Nothing in moderation, Frankenstein."
What the,Where'd you get that stuff?
I'll be okay. Holy,Don't get up. Take a second...
"You ever fire one of those bows again, and I'll tack you up on the wall to dry.",but I love that sexy talk.
Holy,"We wouldn't want you thinking you're the only show-off in camp, would we?"
What about Neddy?,I don't love Neddy.
I don't love Neddy.,He keeps on acting like such an
He keeps on acting like such an,Ned!
Ned!,Don't call him.
Don't call him.,"I thought you wanted to give him one of your motherly lectures. Ned is gonna do whatever he wants to do, you know."
"I thought you wanted to give him one of your motherly lectures. Ned is gonna do whatever he wants to do, you know.",I guess...
Last line of Gone With the Wind?,"Frankly, Scarlet, I don't give a"
Whatsamatter with you? Are you crazy?,"Why the outta all the forsaken holes in Mexico, did you have us rendezvous at that place?"
"Why the outta all the forsaken holes in Mexico, did you have us rendezvous at that place?","I don't know, one place's as good as another."
"I don't know, one place's as good as another.",Have you ever been there before?
Have you ever been there before?,"No, but I passed by it a couple of times. It's out in the middle of nowhere. It seems like a rowdy place, so there wouldn't be a lot of police. And it's open from dusk till dawn. You said meet you in the morning."
"No, but I passed by it a couple of times. It's out in the middle of nowhere. It seems like a rowdy place, so there wouldn't be a lot of police. And it's open from dusk till dawn. You said meet you in the morning.","Well, because you picked that place out of a hat, my brother's dead now. And this girl's family's dead."
"Now, you listen to me. You ain't gonna do a thing, you hear me! Nobody cares what you think, I'm running this show, I make the decisions.",He's running the show.
He's running the show.,"I'm running the show. I make the plays, and you back the plays I make. Stop thinking with your balls. Kate in a room with a couple of desperate men with nothing to lose ain't the time to ""go for it."" I need your cover. Cover my"
What's your name?,Jacob.
Jacob.,"Okay, Jacob, get up and sit your down on the bed. Make a wrong move and I'll shoot you in the face."
What's the story with you two? You a couple of,He's my son.
He's my son.,How does that happen? You don't look Japanese.
How does that happen? You don't look Japanese.,Neither does he. He looks Vietnamese.
Neither does he. He looks Vietnamese.,"Oh, well, excuse me all to"
"Oh, well, excuse me all to","What's this about, money?"
"What's this about, money?","It's about money, all right, but not yours. You see, me and my brother here are in a little hot water and we need your assistance."
Where are the keys to the motor home?,On the dresser.
On the dresser.,"Richie, take the keys. Start that big up, and drive it up front."
Is this real?,Yes.
Yes.,"I've seen one of these before. A friend of mine had himself declared a minister of his own religion. Away to the IRS. Is that what you're doing, or are you the real McCoy?"
"I've seen one of these before. A friend of mine had himself declared a minister of his own religion. Away to the IRS. Is that what you're doing, or are you the real McCoy?",Real McCoy.
Real McCoy.,You're a preacher?
You're a preacher?,I was a minister.
I was a minister.,Was? As in not anymore?
Was? As in not anymore?,Yes.
Yes.,Why'd ya quit?
Why'd ya quit?,"I think I've gotten about as up close and personal with you as I'm gonna get. Now if you need me like I think you need me, you're not gonna me 'cause I won't answer your prying questions. So, with all due respect, mind your own business."
"I think I've gotten about as up close and personal with you as I'm gonna get. Now if you need me like I think you need me, you're not gonna me 'cause I won't answer your prying questions. So, with all due respect, mind your own business.","I seem to have touched a nerve. Don't be so sensitive, Pops, let's keep this friendly. But you're right, enough with the getting to know you Now, there's two ways we can play this hand. One way is me and you go round an' round all fuckin' night. The other way, is we reach some sort of an understanding. Now, if we go down that first path at the end of the day, I'll win. But we go down the second, we'll both win. Now, I don't give a rat's about you or your fuckin' family. Y'all can live forever or die this second and I don't care which. The only things I do care about are me that in the back, and our money. And right now I need to get those three things into Mexico. Now, stop me if I'm wrong, but I take it you don't give a about seeing me and my brother receiving justice, or the bank getting its money back. Right now all you care about is the safety of your daughter, your son and possibly yourself. Am I correct?"
"I seem to have touched a nerve. Don't be so sensitive, Pops, let's keep this friendly. But you're right, enough with the getting to know you Now, there's two ways we can play this hand. One way is me and you go round an' round all fuckin' night. The other way, is we reach some sort of an understanding. Now, if we go down that first path at the end of the day, I'll win. But we go down the second, we'll both win. Now, I don't give a rat's about you or your fuckin' family. Y'all can live forever or die this second and I don't care which. The only things I do care about are me that in the back, and our money. And right now I need to get those three things into Mexico. Now, stop me if I'm wrong, but I take it you don't give a about seeing me and my brother receiving justice, or the bank getting its money back. Right now all you care about is the safety of your daughter, your son and possibly yourself. Am I correct?",Yes.
Yes.,"I thought so. You help us get across the border without incident, stay with us the rest of the night without trying anything funny, and in the morning we'll let you and your family go. That way everybody gets what they want. You and your kids get out of this alive and we get into Mexico. Everybody's happy."
"I thought so. You help us get across the border without incident, stay with us the rest of the night without trying anything funny, and in the morning we'll let you and your family go. That way everybody gets what they want. You and your kids get out of this alive and we get into Mexico. Everybody's happy.",How do I know you'll keep your word?
How do I know you'll keep your word?,"Jesus Christ, Pops, don't start with this"
"Jesus Christ, Pops, don't start with this",You want me to sit here and be passive. The only way being passive in this situation makes sense is if I believe you'll let us go. I'm not there yet. You have to convince me you're telling the truth.
You want me to sit here and be passive. The only way being passive in this situation makes sense is if I believe you'll let us go. I'm not there yet. You have to convince me you're telling the truth.,"Look, the only thing you need to be convinced about is that you're stuck in a situation with a coupla real mean motor scooters. I don't wanna hafta worry about you all fuckin' night. And I don't think you wanna be worrying about my brother's intentions toward your daughter all night. You notice the way he looked at her, didn't ya?"
"Look, the only thing you need to be convinced about is that you're stuck in a situation with a coupla real mean motor scooters. I don't wanna hafta worry about you all fuckin' night. And I don't think you wanna be worrying about my brother's intentions toward your daughter all night. You notice the way he looked at her, didn't ya?",Yes.
Yes.,"Didn't like it, did ya?"
"Didn't like it, did ya?","No, I didn't."
"No, I didn't.","Didn't think so. So, as I was saying, I'm willing to make a deal. You behave, get us into Mexico, and don't try to escape. I'll keep my brother off your daughter and let you all loose in the morning."
"Didn't think so. So, as I was saying, I'm willing to make a deal. You behave, get us into Mexico, and don't try to escape. I'll keep my brother off your daughter and let you all loose in the morning.",You won't let him touch her?
You won't let him touch her?,"I can handle Richie, don't worry."
"If he touches her, I'll him. I don't give a how many guns you have, nothing will stop me from killing him.","Fair enough. You break your word, I'll all of you. Kate, honey!"
Why are you so agitated?,I'm still stewing about that ape laying hands on me. And that fuckin' bartender sticks a up my too.
I'm still stewing about that ape laying hands on me. And that fuckin' bartender sticks a up my too.,He backed down.
He backed down.,"He's smilin' at us. But behind his smile, he's sayin', ""Fuck you Jack."" I hear that loud and clear."
"He's smilin' at us. But behind his smile, he's sayin', ""Fuck you Jack."" I hear that loud and clear.",What are you going to do?
What are you going to do?,"I'm gonna just sit here and drain this bottle. And when I've the last drop, if I still feel then, the way I feel now, I'm gonna take this bottle and break it over his melon head."
"I'm gonna just sit here and drain this bottle. And when I've the last drop, if I still feel then, the way I feel now, I'm gonna take this bottle and break it over his melon head.","Before we stepped in here, you told all of us to be cool. That means you, too."
"Before we stepped in here, you told all of us to be cool. That means you, too.","I never said do what I do, I said do what I say."
"I never said do what I do, I said do what I say.","Are you so much a loser, you can't tell when you've won?"
"Now, is your together?",Forever together.
"Okay, does anybody here know what's going on?","Yeah, I know what's going on. We got a bunch of fuckin' vampires outside trying to get inside and our fuckin' blood! That's it, plain and simple. And I don't wanna hear any about ""I don't believe in vampires"" because I don't fuckin' believe in vampires either. But I do believe in my own two fuckin' eyes, and with my two eyes I saw fuckin' vampires! Now, does everybody agree we're dealin' with vampires."
You all are gonna fuckin' die! I'm gonna fuckin' every last one of you godless pieces of,"You bet your sweet you are, and I'm gonna help you do it. But we ain't got much time."
What's this stuff?,My guess is that this little dive's been feeding on nomad road waifs like bikers and truckers for a longtime. This is probably some of the shipments they stole off the trucks.
My guess is that this little dive's been feeding on nomad road waifs like bikers and truckers for a longtime. This is probably some of the shipments they stole off the trucks.,"Well, I say lets tear this place apart for weapons. So when they burst through that door, we'll make 'em wish they never did."
"Well, I say lets tear this place apart for weapons. So when they burst through that door, we'll make 'em wish they never did.",I don't give a about living or dying anymore. I just want to send as many of these devils back to as I can.
I don't give a about living or dying anymore. I just want to send as many of these devils back to as I can.,Amen.
"Dad, when I called the machine to check our messages there was one from Bethel Baptist. Mr. Franklin said he wouldn't permanently replace you until we came back. He said when we come home, if you still feel the same way --","That's very nice of Ted, but I'll call him tomorrow and tell him not to bother waiting."
"That's very nice of Ted, but I'll call him tomorrow and tell him not to bother waiting.",I didn't want to talk about this in front of Scott because he gets upset. But you don't believe in anymore?
I didn't want to talk about this in front of Scott because he gets upset. But you don't believe in anymore?,"Not enough to be a pastor. Look, I know this is hard on you kids. After Jenny's death, this is probably the last thing you need. But I can't do it any longer. My congregation needs spiritual leadership. Well, they can't get that from me anymore. My faith is gone. To answer your question, yes, I do believe in Jesus. But do I love them? No. After Jenny died, I just thought, what's the point?"
"Not enough to be a pastor. Look, I know this is hard on you kids. After Jenny's death, this is probably the last thing you need. But I can't do it any longer. My congregation needs spiritual leadership. Well, they can't get that from me anymore. My faith is gone. To answer your question, yes, I do believe in Jesus. But do I love them? No. After Jenny died, I just thought, what's the point?","It's just, all our lives you've been a pastor. For twenty years you've preached trust in the lord. And then one day you wake up and say him?"
"It's just, all our lives you've been a pastor. For twenty years you've preached trust in the lord. And then one day you wake up and say him?",I didn't say him. I'm just not connected anymore.
I didn't say him. I'm just not connected anymore.,"That happens, you'll get it back."
"That happens, you'll get it back.","Kate, give your old man a little credit. Every person who chooses the service of as their life's work has something in common. I don't care if you're a preacher, a priest, a nun, a rabbi or a Buddhist monk. Many, many times during your life you'll look at your reflection in the mirror and ask yourself, am I a fool? We've all done it. I'm not going through a lapse. What I've experienced is closer to awakening. I'm not trying to shake your faith. I've just decided not to devote my life to anymore."
"Kate, give your old man a little credit. Every person who chooses the service of as their life's work has something in common. I don't care if you're a preacher, a priest, a nun, a rabbi or a Buddhist monk. Many, many times during your life you'll look at your reflection in the mirror and ask yourself, am I a fool? We've all done it. I'm not going through a lapse. What I've experienced is closer to awakening. I'm not trying to shake your faith. I've just decided not to devote my life to anymore.",What do you think Mom would say?
What do you think Mom would say?,"Mom's got nothing to say, she's dead."
"Richie, will you do me a favor and eat my",Sure.
"You got three minutes. One second longer, I shoot your father in the face. Do you understand what I just said?",Yes.
Yes.,Do you believe me?
Do you believe me?,Yes.
Yes.,You well better. Go.
"Jesus Christ man, that microwave food will ya as quick as a bullet. Those burritos are only fit for a hippie high on Pull me down a bottle of Jack Daniels. I'm gettin' tanked tonight.",Whatsamatter?
Whatsamatter?,"Awww, it's just been a shitass day. Every inch of it hot and miserable. First off, Nadine at the Blue Chip got some sorta sick, so that Mongoloid boy of hers was workin' the grill. That fuckin' idiot don't know rat from Rice Krispies. I ate breakfast at nine, was pukin' up pigs in a blanket like a sick dog by ten thirty."
"Awww, it's just been a shitass day. Every inch of it hot and miserable. First off, Nadine at the Blue Chip got some sorta sick, so that Mongoloid boy of hers was workin' the grill. That fuckin' idiot don't know rat from Rice Krispies. I ate breakfast at nine, was pukin' up pigs in a blanket like a sick dog by ten thirty.",Isn't there a law or something against retards serving food to the public?
Isn't there a law or something against retards serving food to the public?,"Well, if there ain't there sure oughta be. Who knows what goes on inside Mongoloid's mind?"
"Well, if there ain't there sure oughta be. Who knows what goes on inside Mongoloid's mind?","You could sue the out of her, ya know. That kid belongs under a circus tent, not flippin' burgers. You could own that fuckin' place."
"You could sue the out of her, ya know. That kid belongs under a circus tent, not flippin' burgers. You could own that fuckin' place.","What the would I do with that grease pit? Besides, Nadine's got enough of a cross to bear just taking care of that potato head. Then all this Abilene happened. You heard about that bank robbery in Abilene, didn't ya?"
"What the would I do with that grease pit? Besides, Nadine's got enough of a cross to bear just taking care of that potato head. Then all this Abilene happened. You heard about that bank robbery in Abilene, didn't ya?",That's all that's been on the box all day. They killed some people didn't they?
That's all that's been on the box all day. They killed some people didn't they?,"Four Rangers, three cops, and two civilians. And they took a lady bank teller as a hostage."
What do you want from me? I did what you said.,Letting him use your toilet? No store does that.
Letting him use your toilet? No store does that.,"He comes in here every day and we He's used my toilet a thousand times. If I told him no, he'd know something was up."
"He comes in here every day and we He's used my toilet a thousand times. If I told him no, he'd know something was up.","I want that out outta here, in his car, and down the road or you can change the name of this place to ""Benny's World of Blood."""
What the was that about?,He signaled the Ranger.
What the is wrong with you --,"Seth, he did it. You were by the beer cooler with your back turned. I was by the magazines, I could see his face. And I saw him mouth:"
Richie? You okay?,"I'm not dead, but I'm definitely shot! I told you that said, ""Help us!"""
What did I tell you? What did I tell you? Buy the road map and leave.,"What am I supposed to do, Seth? He recognized us."
"What am I supposed to do, Seth? He recognized us.",He didn't recognize
I started to get worried. Where the ya been?,Sight seein'.
Sight seein'.,What'd ya see?
What'd ya see?,Cops.
Cops.,Didya look at the border?
I gotta figure a way to get across that border. Longer we around El Paso our lives ain't worth a,"Look, the border. Let's just dig in and wait for things to cool down."
"Look, the border. Let's just dig in and wait for things to cool down.","Richie, it's gonna get a lot fuckin' worse before it gets any fuckin' better. We showed our in Texas. We killed Texas fuckin' Rangers. They ain't gonna stop lookin' till they find us, and when they find us, they're gonna us. Texans take it very personal when ya their law enforcement officers. The El Paso police have already started a motel and hotel search for us."
"Richie, it's gonna get a lot fuckin' worse before it gets any fuckin' better. We showed our in Texas. We killed Texas fuckin' Rangers. They ain't gonna stop lookin' till they find us, and when they find us, they're gonna us. Texans take it very personal when ya their law enforcement officers. The El Paso police have already started a motel and hotel search for us.",How do you know?
How do you know?,"I heard it on the radio. We gotta get our into Mexico tonight. Carlos is gonna meet us tomorrow morning at a rendezvous on the other side, then Carlos and his boys will escort us to El Ray and --"
"What'd ya mean, what? The fuckin' woman, the hostage. Where the is she, Richard!?",She's in the other room.
She's in the other room.,What the is she doin' there?!
"Yeah, explain it to me. I need an explanation. What's the matter with you?","There's nothing wrong with me, brother. That woman tried to escape and I did what I had to do."
"There's nothing wrong with me, brother. That woman tried to escape and I did what I had to do.",No. That woman wouldn't of said if she had a mouthful.
No. That woman wouldn't of said if she had a mouthful.,"Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong! Once you left, she became a whole different person."
"Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong! Once you left, she became a whole different person.",Is it me? Is it my fault?
Is it me? Is it my fault?,"It's not your fault, it's her fault!"
Is this my fault? Do you think this is what I am?,What?
What?,"This is not me! I am a professional thief. I steal money. You try to stop me, help you. But I don't people I don't have to, and I don't women. What you doin' ain't how it's done. Do you understand?"
"This is not me! I am a professional thief. I steal money. You try to stop me, help you. But I don't people I don't have to, and I don't women. What you doin' ain't how it's done. Do you understand?","Seth, if you were me --"
"Seth, if you were me --","Just say yes! Nothing else, just say yes."
"Just say yes! Nothing else, just say yes.",Yes.
Yes.,"Yes, Seth, I understand."
"Yes, Seth, I understand.","Yes, Seth, I understand."
I'm curious. What was the nuttiest thing I did?,This ain't the time.
This ain't the time.,"Oh, I know, was it possibly when your was rotting in jail and I broke it out? Yeah, you're right, that was pretty fuckin' nutty. Not to mention But you know what? I can fix that right now."
You okay?,"Yeah, I think so. What happened?"
"Yeah, I think so. What happened?","I don't know, you just passed out."
"I don't know, you just passed out.",I did?
I did?,"Yeah, we were just standing there. You said something about your shoulder hurting, then you just hit the ground like a sack of potatoes."
"Yeah, we were just standing there. You said something about your shoulder hurting, then you just hit the ground like a sack of potatoes.",Really?
Really?,"Yeah, when you fell your head smacked the toilet hard. It scared the outta me. Sure you're okay?"
"Yeah, when you fell your head smacked the toilet hard. It scared the outta me. Sure you're okay?","Yeah, I guess. I'm just a little up."
"Yeah, I guess. I'm just a little up.","Well, let me tell ya something, gonna clear your head right up. We are officially Mexicans."
"Well, let me tell ya something, gonna clear your head right up. We are officially Mexicans.",What?
What?,"We are... ""South of the border down Mexico way."""
"We are... ""South of the border down Mexico way.""",We are?
We are?,"Yep. We're heading for the rendezvous right now. We get there, we pound booze till Carlos shows up, he escorts us to El Ray. And then me and you, brother, kick fuckin' back. How ya like them apples?"
Far out. Where are my glasses?,They broke when you fell.
They broke when you fell.,"Oh, Seth, that's my only pair!"
"Oh, Seth, that's my only pair!","Don't worry about it, we'll get you some glasses."
"Don't worry about it, we'll get you some glasses.","What dya mean, don't worry about it. Of course I'm gonna worry about it, I can't fuckin' see."
"What dya mean, don't worry about it. Of course I'm gonna worry about it, I can't fuckin' see.","When we get to El Ray, I'll take care of it."
"When we get to El Ray, I'll take care of it.","Yeah, like a Mexican hole-in-the- wall's gonna have my fuckin' prescription."
"Yeah, like a Mexican hole-in-the- wall's gonna have my fuckin' prescription.","It's not a big deal, unless you make it a big deal. Now, I'm real happy, Richie, stop bringing me down with"
Earth to Richie. Don't you wanna ask your new friend to join us?,Yeah.
Yeah.,"Well, then ask her, dumb"
"Well, then ask her, dumb","Por favor, Senorita. Would you care to join us?"
They take you away to San Clemente Island. Half the guys quit when they come back. Supposed to be just,That's what I hear.
That's what I hear.,"Can I ask you somethin', lieutenant? How come you're doing this? I mean, we're kinda curious."
"Can I ask you somethin', lieutenant? How come you're doing this? I mean, we're kinda curious.","Who's ""we""?"
"Who's ""we""?",Just some of the women.
"Commander, are you of the habit of letting photographers traipse around your base snappin' their fill? These were supposed to have been discreet test cases --","Senator, they stand out on the public highway with telephoto lenses --"
"Senator, they stand out on the public highway with telephoto lenses --","-- and now I got reporters from Toadsquat, Iowa, calling my office and askin' what I know about this ""G.I. Jane"" thing."
"-- and now I got reporters from Toadsquat, Iowa, calling my office and askin' what I know about this ""G.I. Jane"" thing.",-- nothing I can do about it unless you're suggesting I infringe on their civil liberties -- which I'd happily do if you'll just trim a little off the Constitution.
-- nothing I can do about it unless you're suggesting I infringe on their civil liberties -- which I'd happily do if you'll just trim a little off the Constitution.,"Are you truly mouthin' off to a senior member of the Senate Arms Committee? I mean, I'll give you points for style -- just nothin' for smarts."
"Well, seein's how this thing is out, you let me handle the r.p.m. From this point forward, I want all press matters coordinated via my office. I'll be if I'm gonna watch Hayes pull flowers out of his and take credit for this one. Him or the President. This my shade? ""Midnight Mahogany""? 'Cuz I'm comin' dangerously close to lookin' like Ronald Reagan here.","Your prerogative, Senator."
"Your prerogative, Senator.","Awright. How's our girl doin', anyway?"
"Awright. How's our girl doin', anyway?",Standing right here in my office.
Standing right here in my office.,"Jordan, dear. How are they treating you?"
"Uh, V.I.P. security arrangements generally take some time, Senator.","""Security""? What the you talkin' about? Your base isn't secure?"
"""Security""? What the you talkin' about? Your base isn't secure?","Of course, but there's more --"
"Of course, but there's more --","Then set out the good plates, we'll all have lunch. My office will follow up with details. Jumping off, now..."
"I don't know of any delicate way to say this, lieutenant, so I won't try. Claims have been made that you have engaged in fraternization -- of the variety. Specifically, that you were... ""... seen leaving the apartment of another female officer at such a time and in such a manner as to suggest conduct unbecoming.""","Sir, if someone is suggesting that I'm a lesbian, they're wrong."
"What, we're gonna pry 'em out with paddles?","O'Neil. Our air's gonna out as soon as we get down there. You know that, don't you?"
You don't think she'd be if she were captured? You don't think the threat of would be used to leverage the men?,You broke a dozen training rules back there -- before I lost count.
You broke a dozen training rules back there -- before I lost count.,I've had it. Just because they pay me like a baby-sitter doesn't mean I'm gonna be one.
I've had it. Just because they pay me like a baby-sitter doesn't mean I'm gonna be one.,"She's a trainee, just like the others. Why are you coming down so hard?"
"She's a trainee, just like the others. Why are you coming down so hard?",She's an officer. There's a higher standard.
She's an officer. There's a higher standard.,"She's a women, and that's why you're ridin' her bareback."
"She's a women, and that's why you're ridin' her bareback.","Of course it is. And I'm gonna stay on her until everyone realizes this is not some equal-rights thing, that real lives are gonna be lost. Maybe mine, maybe yours."
"Of course it is. And I'm gonna stay on her until everyone realizes this is not some equal-rights thing, that real lives are gonna be lost. Maybe mine, maybe yours.",I oughtta report you.
I oughtta report you.,I think you probably would -- if you didn't know I was right.
"Well, you're doin' at Intel.","Royce. We're the same age, we started the same time -- and now you're sitting in the upperdecks while I'm still down in the bullpen. What does that tell you about the Navy?"
"Royce. We're the same age, we started the same time -- and now you're sitting in the upperdecks while I'm still down in the bullpen. What does that tell you about the Navy?",She's haze grey and underway...
She's haze grey and underway...,You need operational duty to really advance... you need combat training to go operational... yet combat training is off-limits to people with I'm topped out at Intel. Forget the glass ceiling -- I'm beating my head on a big brass ceiling.
You need operational duty to really advance... you need combat training to go operational... yet combat training is off-limits to people with I'm topped out at Intel. Forget the glass ceiling -- I'm beating my head on a big brass ceiling.,So dump on me.
So dump on me.,This has nothing to do with you.
This has nothing to do with you.,"Well, guess I don't even need to be here..."
"Well, guess I don't even need to be here...",Get your back here. It has everything to do with you.
Get your back here. It has everything to do with you.,You're such a ball-breaker sometimes. Especially at night.
You're such a ball-breaker sometimes. Especially at night.,Sorry. But after our days... So if I try this thing... if I ship out to Coronado... what happens here?
Sorry. But after our days... So if I try this thing... if I ship out to Coronado... what happens here?,"I'll try to keep the door open. If you wash out, I make it so that --"
"I'll try to keep the door open. If you wash out, I make it so that --","Wai', wait. What happens if it works? Four months of training, three years of operational duty. What then?"
"Wai', wait. What happens if it works? Four months of training, three years of operational duty. What then?","I don't feel like doing an option paper on the rest of my life, Jordan. Maybe we should just let it happen."
"I don't feel like doing an option paper on the rest of my life, Jordan. Maybe we should just let it happen.",Which is guy-speak for...
Which is guy-speak for...,"Sounded lame as soon as it came out of my mouth. But I'm trying to be honest, okay? Three years is a long time. Don't ask me to predict how I'll feel then, Jordan, because I don't know. And either do you."
"Sounded lame as soon as it came out of my mouth. But I'm trying to be honest, okay? Three years is a long time. Don't ask me to predict how I'll feel then, Jordan, because I don't know. And either do you.","You know, right up until you said that -- I thought I did know."
So why are you telling me this?,"Big symbols make big targets, Jordan. I think someone's gunning for you."
"Big symbols make big targets, Jordan. I think someone's gunning for you.","You know, Royce, I got enough heat on me without you turning up the jets, too."
"You know, Royce, I got enough heat on me without you turning up the jets, too.",I'm only trying to warn you in case --
I'm only trying to warn you in case --,"Well, let me warm you: I'm going though with this. The more everybody with me, with my head, the more it just makes me want to finish. So don't expect me back crying in your arms any time soon, okay?"
"Well, let me warm you: I'm going though with this. The more everybody with me, with my head, the more it just makes me want to finish. So don't expect me back crying in your arms any time soon, okay?","That's not what I want, Jordan. I mean... it is and it isn't..."
"That's not what I want, Jordan. I mean... it is and it isn't...","Still can't make up your mind, huh? Gotta go, Royce."
"Still can't make up your mind, huh? Gotta go, Royce.",Jordan. You watch your
Jordan. You watch your,Sure. I'll join the crowd.
"""Wickwire, Thomas Dane""... Second run at Coronado... and correct, they had him stashed in the ""Appropriation Liaison Office,"" whatever that is.",You don't out of Spec-Recon and get another shot without dispensation from someone up in flag country. He's got a Sea Daddy somewhere.
You don't out of Spec-Recon and get another shot without dispensation from someone up in flag country. He's got a Sea Daddy somewhere.,I'd sure like to know who.
I'd sure like to know who.,Yeah. Me too.
They're more afraid of you.,"Well, now I feel so much better."
"Well, now I feel so much better.","It was made clear before you came -- harassment equals career suicide. Can't say anything good, so they don't say much at all. To your face, anyway."
"It was made clear before you came -- harassment equals career suicide. Can't say anything good, so they don't say much at all. To your face, anyway.",Whose orders were those?
Whose orders were those?,"It was made clear. Anyway, stay ballsy. First week's then it levels out. Until S.E.R.E. training, anyway. That's"
"It was made clear. Anyway, stay ballsy. First week's then it levels out. Until S.E.R.E. training, anyway. That's",And how do you know that?
And how do you know that?,Made it to Week 10 last time.
Made it to Week 10 last time.,I didn't know they let you try again. Especially at your age.
I didn't know they let you try again. Especially at your age.,You're kind of a surprise yourself.
Who is it?,"You know, I had an apartment about this size once."
"You know, I had an apartment about this size once.","Wick. They got your crew, too?"
"Wick. They got your crew, too?","Intagliata was out chasing breakfast. They found his tracks. Well,"
"Simple question, lieutenant. No reason not to answer. What is your father's name?","""Dad."""
"""Dad.""",Any brothers? Sisters?
Any brothers? Sisters?,"Jane, and Spot."
"Jane, and Spot.",Are you hungry? What's your favorite food? We'll try to get it for you.
Are you hungry? What's your favorite food? We'll try to get it for you.,Green Eggs and Ham. You're not going to get anywhere. You might as well put me in the cage.
Green Eggs and Ham. You're not going to get anywhere. You might as well put me in the cage.,"You are in the cage, O'Neil. Right here, right now."
"You are in the cage, O'Neil. Right here, right now.",Should I be afraid?
Should I be afraid?,"Right down to your worthless and I'll tell you why. This is my island. My world. And here I can get away with that would get me arrested anywhere else in the world. Take another scan of my little joy- boy outside. If I can do that to a Navy Seal, what's gonna happen to you? Huh?"
"Well, who the you think you are? Comin' in here like that?",Your new roommate.
This ain't workin' right!,"What's our plan, O'Neil?"
"What's our plan, O'Neil?",This ain't even workin' wrong!
"The White House. If Jordan wins, DeHaven wins in spades. Why? Well, it's been said that the only man the President fears -- ain't no man.",The first female President?
The first female President?,"Don't for a second think she didn't leak this story. ""G.I. Jane"" gives DeHaven a symbol that taps into the biggest constituency of them all."
"Don't for a second think she didn't leak this story. ""G.I. Jane"" gives DeHaven a symbol that taps into the biggest constituency of them all.",Women.
Women.,"If you were the President, wouldn't that put a little in your shoes?"
"If you were the President, wouldn't that put a little in your shoes?",I don't know. Seems...
I don't know. Seems...,This ain't about some little soldier girl sloggin' her way through commando school. The implications go way beyond.
This ain't about some little soldier girl sloggin' her way through commando school. The implications go way beyond.,"Christ, I don't want to see her take a fall. She thinks I do, but..."
"Christ, I don't want to see her take a fall. She thinks I do, but...",I take it this file is still open.
I take it this file is still open.,Even tough I don't talk to her every day -- I still talk to her every day. Know what I mean?
Even tough I don't talk to her every day -- I still talk to her every day. Know what I mean?,"Okay, so now work it from the other end. Think about California -- and how things might be handled there."
"Okay, so now work it from the other end. Think about California -- and how things might be handled there.","I don't... What, someone on base? A ""mole""?"
"I don't... What, someone on base? A ""mole""?","This is what you get for brain- picking an old CIA spook. but if I needed to control the outcome of this test case, that's how I'd do it. A man-in-place. Makes everything very controllable."
Who the are all these people?,What? I just couldn't just let them sleep in the street.
What? I just couldn't just let them sleep in the street.,Where's Audrey?
Where's Audrey?,In the bedroom. Crying her eyes out because of you.
In the bedroom. Crying her eyes out because of you.,What?
What?,"All that ""you gotta be vicious"" stuff you filled her head with."
"All that ""you gotta be vicious"" stuff you filled her head with.",Me!? You where the one...
Me!? You where the one...,Go in there. Talk to her.
What the are you doing?,Remember my friend we saw on t.v.?
Remember my friend we saw on t.v.?,Your old sweetheart?
Your old sweetheart?,"Yeah, well he just turned up in New Jersey at the military command post. Somehow all this is related to what happened down in Panama. There's a story here. I know it. You got any tape or glue?"
"Yeah, well he just turned up in New Jersey at the military command post. Somehow all this is related to what happened down in Panama. There's a story here. I know it. You got any tape or glue?",I left my forgery kit back at the office.
Dr. Niko Topopolosis?,It's Tatopoulos.
It's Tatopoulos.,Right. The worm guy. Can someone get those people off the beach?
Right. The worm guy. Can someone get those people off the beach?,"Excuse me, would you mind telling me what the I'm doing here?"
"Excuse me, would you mind telling me what the I'm doing here?",Follow me.
"The radiation is not an anomaly, it's the clue. This creature is far too unique on every level to be some lost dinosaur.","Don't tell me why it's not, tell me what the it is."
"Don't tell me why it's not, tell me what the it is.",What do we know? It was first sighted off the French Polynesian Pacific. An area that has been exposed to dozens of nuclear tests over the last thirty years.
Who the are you?,It's okay. I know her.
"Hundreds dead, all so you could play at being the Commander.' You've murdered us all you egomaniacal sonofabitch!","Shut up.' Just shut up you purple skinned monstronsity,"
What the is going on?!!?,"Jason, what have you gotten us into?"
We heard it the first time!,I'm doing it! I'm repeating the computer!
He knocked me out the sonofabitch. Where is he?,Down there.
Jason?... I don't think the pig lizard was Gorignak...,What the are you talking about?
Where the is he? An hour and a half late. An hour and a half!,This is great! They're going to start eating each other out there.
"Negroes? Washington has black men in his army? Are they good fighters? What's that red ribbon on his arm, Colonel?","Because they have hardly any uniforms, they designate officers with colored ribbons. My lord."
"Because they have hardly any uniforms, they designate officers with colored ribbons. My lord.","By red, what rank would you say this black, officer, soldier is, Colonel?"
"By red, what rank would you say this black, officer, soldier is, Colonel?","I, don't know what color is what officer, my lord..."
What the do you think you are doing!?,The British! These men cannot stand against them!
The British! These men cannot stand against them!,"What do you know about these men!? They can stand against anything! They've seen more war than most field generals! They are not cowards, sir! They are not afraid!"
"George, remember that night when we were drinking with Arnold?",To with Arnold...
To with Arnold...,"He warned you some day you might have to act for the good of the people -- even if it was against Congress. George, the time has come for you to declare yourself king of America. Listen to me, the whole army would rise up as one and place you on a throne! George, you must declare yourself with us or against us."
"He warned you some day you might have to act for the good of the people -- even if it was against Congress. George, the time has come for you to declare yourself king of America. Listen to me, the whole army would rise up as one and place you on a throne! George, you must declare yourself with us or against us.","Is this a coup? Alexander, are you trying to tell me that I might be assassinated if I don't agree?"
"George, I'm sorry. We all know the army will acquit Arnold...","Of course the army will acquit him, that's not the point... Arnold is a man and will understand. What I need to understand is, John, Sam... what is happening here? Who are those people in there? The ones in silk?"
"Of course the army will acquit him, that's not the point... Arnold is a man and will understand. What I need to understand is, John, Sam... what is happening here? Who are those people in there? The ones in silk?",They are... friends of Congress.
They are... friends of Congress.,Is that where our meat and boots and uniforms and muskets went?
"What do you mean you're not a Christian? Of course you're a Christian, we're all Christians...","I mean, I'm a Deist. A belief I share with the likes of Tom Jefferson and Ben Franklin. Surely you knew that."
"I mean, I'm a Deist. A belief I share with the likes of Tom Jefferson and Ben Franklin. Surely you knew that.","No, I did not. Really? Well, what the is a deist, precisely?"
"The day Tom Jefferson frees a I'll ride through the streets of Williamsburg on a mule. Tom Jefferson is one of those people who talks big and acts small. The only man out there who really does what he says is Sam Adams and everyone thinks he's crazy. Believe me, this 'disturbance' isn't going to last long. You have to understand, congress is a chicken coop full of foxes, Martha, each and every one has his eye on a nice, prize.","And, what 'prize' do you see? What could we possible gain?"
"And, what 'prize' do you see? What could we possible gain?","Everything. If we force Britain into concessions it will open up the western lands -- and that would be a boon for our family. We already have more slaves than we need, but we need more land."
"Sir, if you don't mind my saying, I don't understand your history at all. I mean, why would you want to win the war? You're not after glory, like Benedict... You're a owner, and yet you invite blacks to fight in your army.",You don't believe I can fight from a sense of duty and patriotism?
You don't believe I can fight from a sense of duty and patriotism?,"No. We're all of us after something. It's easy for me to fight for the common man. My father could only dream that I would be... a general someday? And what of my daughter or son? I know what I'm after. But now, with all this talk about compromise? It means the rich will just be more wealthy and the common man has no hope."
"No. We're all of us after something. It's easy for me to fight for the common man. My father could only dream that I would be... a general someday? And what of my daughter or son? I know what I'm after. But now, with all this talk about compromise? It means the rich will just be more wealthy and the common man has no hope.","I will not betray you, Nathanael."
"I will not betray you, Nathanael.",But you are an aristocrat and a owner. Sir.
"Is that your test of patriotism, George; if a man will die for you?","you, Sam Adams! You wanted a revolutionary army and now that we've really got one it scares you more than it does the British!"
"He's my sister's kid. No papa. Not too bright. Personally, I think he's a I only gave him the job as a favor for my sister, you understand?",Sure. Family. I know how that goes.
Sure. Family. I know how that goes.,"He comes up here with our product. He suppose to come home with five hundred thousand dollars. He never shows up. Meanwhile, my sister's going crazy calling me all the time worried about him. Me, I just wanna know what happened to my focking money."
"He comes up here with our product. He suppose to come home with five hundred thousand dollars. He never shows up. Meanwhile, my sister's going crazy calling me all the time worried about him. Me, I just wanna know what happened to my focking money.","Well, I don't know. I gave the man his money, sent him on his way."
"Well, I don't know. I gave the man his money, sent him on his way.",You gave him the money?
You gave him the money?,I gave him a key to a locker that had the money in it.
I gave him a key to a locker that had the money in it.,Now why would you do that? Put the money in a locker?
Now why would you do that? Put the money in a locker?,Because there were a zillion DEA guys hanging around the terminal.
Because there were a zillion DEA guys hanging around the terminal.,"A zillion, huh? That's a lot."
"Maybe your nephew panicked, took off.","Where's your partner, the jumpy one? Why isn't he here?"
"Where's your partner, the jumpy one? Why isn't he here?",He's around someplace.
He's around someplace.,I hear he's around Palm Springs. Dealing our product. Product we sold to you for five hundred thousand dollars. Why do you keep talking to me I think maybe I have Ramon and Ceasar staple your tongue to your chin. What do you think?
"I'm just explaining to you what I'm doing here. Case you think I come to rob the place, rip off any of this dusty old the man has.","I'd never make you as a burglar, not in that outfit."
Says here you're getting Martin Weir for the part of Lovejoy.,"Yeah, we're getting Martin."
"Yeah, we're getting Martin.",No come on. How you gonna do that?
No come on. How you gonna do that?,"I put a gun right here... ...and I tell him, 'Sign the paper Marty or your fuckin' dead.' Like that."
"I put a gun right here... ...and I tell him, 'Sign the paper Marty or your fuckin' dead.' Like that.","I wonder, would that work? You know who I see for Al Roxy? Harvey Keitel. The man could do it in his sleep."
"I wonder, would that work? You know who I see for Al Roxy? Harvey Keitel. The man could do it in his sleep.","Harvey Keitel. Yeah. Maybe. He was pretty good in the movie ""Fingers""."
"Harvey Keitel. Yeah. Maybe. He was pretty good in the movie ""Fingers"".","I missed that one. Or, hey, you know who else? Morgan Freeman. You know Morgan?"
"I missed that one. Or, hey, you know who else? Morgan Freeman. You know Morgan?","Yeah, Morgan Freeman. But he's a colored guy."
"Yeah, Morgan Freeman. But he's a colored guy.","So what? Where's it say in this script he's white? Color is what the part needs, man, somebody to do it has some style. The way it is now, Ronnie could do it, play himself, some cracked out So whatta you think of the script?"
"You get to town, you go straight to the bank, raid the limo account.","I'm already in town, but it don't matter. We got in the bank. We dumped it all in Harry's movie."
"I'm already in town, but it don't matter. We got in the bank. We dumped it all in Harry's movie.",What I'm sayin' is the man wants his money and he wants it now.
Ray Barboni?,Who is this?
Who is this?,Are you the guy they called Ray Bones?
Are you the guy they called Ray Bones?,Depends. Who's this?
Depends. Who's this?,"Who is this? I'm the one telling you the way it is, okay, That's who I am. Now you want your three hundred grand or don't you?"
"Who is this? I'm the one telling you the way it is, okay, That's who I am. Now you want your three hundred grand or don't you?",What three hundred grand?
What three hundred grand?,The three hundred grand a guy named Leo Devoe scammed off an airline. The three hundred grand Chili Palmer now has in his possession.
Hello? You there?,"Yeah, I'm here. I just don't like the anonymous It means your either chickenshit or not for real."
"Yeah, I'm here. I just don't like the anonymous It means your either chickenshit or not for real.","Yeah? Well, trust me. I'm very for real."
"Yeah? Well, trust me. I'm very for real.",Okay. So who are you?
Okay. So who are you?,"I work for Harry Zimm, alright?"
"I work for Harry Zimm, alright?",Who?
Who?,Harry Zimm. The man happens to be a major Hollywood player.
Harry Zimm. The man happens to be a major Hollywood player.,Never heard of him.
Never heard of him.,"Maybe that's because you've never been out've fuckin' Miami, dipshit. Maybe it's time you got on a plane, flew out to L.A. and took a meeting with Mr. Zimm."
The man you're steppin' on belongs to me and my partner.,He owes me money.
He owes me money.,"Get in line, bro."
"Get in line, bro.",I don't like waiting.
I don't like waiting.,"Tough bro. This ain't Miami. You want something, talk to me."
"Tough bro. This ain't Miami. You want something, talk to me.","Hey, fuckball, I don't need your permission. L.A.'s an open city."
"You tell me you want these guys off your back. Next thing I know, you're saying yeah, maybe they can have a piece of Mr. Lovejoy. I couldn't believe my fuckin' ears.","I said I'd think about it. What does that mean? In this town, nothing."
"I said I'd think about it. What does that mean? In this town, nothing.","That's the difference between you and me, Harry. I say what I mean. I want something from someone, I ask 'em straight out. I want Martin Weir, I go get Martin Weir. I don't around with his trainer's shrink."
"That's the difference between you and me, Harry. I say what I mean. I want something from someone, I ask 'em straight out. I want Martin Weir, I go get Martin Weir. I don't around with his trainer's shrink.",His shrink's trainer.
"Here's your keys, Harry.",Get the outta my chair.
"Forget about Leo's money, Harry.",You have it?
You have it?,"Harry, if I gave you Leo's money you'd have Ray Bones all over your and then you'd be in a whole new kinda trouble."
"Harry, if I gave you Leo's money you'd have Ray Bones all over your and then you'd be in a whole new kinda trouble.",Who?
Who?,"Ray Barboni. Guy from Miami, owns Leo now that Momo died."
"Ray Barboni. Guy from Miami, owns Leo now that Momo died.","Who the is Momo? Jesus, these names..."
"Who the is Momo? Jesus, these names...","Tell you what, Harry, tomorrow morning, when the airport's crowded, I'll go check it out. If I don't see a problem, I'll pick up the money..."
"Well, you had it down cold. Watching you in the movie, if I didn't know better I'd have to believe you were a made guy and not acting. Even the fink part. I never met a fink and I hope to I never do, but how you did it must be the way finks act.","A few weeks before shooting, I went back to Bensonhurst, just to listen to you guys. See, I'm Italian, but I grew up in Tarzana. So I wanted to pick up your rhythms of speech."
"A few weeks before shooting, I went back to Bensonhurst, just to listen to you guys. See, I'm Italian, but I grew up in Tarzana. So I wanted to pick up your rhythms of speech.",We talk different?
We talk different?,"It's more like your attitude. Your tone, your speech patterns demonstrate a certain confidence in yourselves, in your opinions, your indifference to conventional views."
"It's more like your attitude. Your tone, your speech patterns demonstrate a certain confidence in yourselves, in your opinions, your indifference to conventional views.",You mean like we don't give a
You mean like we don't give a,"Yeah. Kinda. Anyway, once I have the authentic sounds of speech, the rhythms, man, the patois, I can actually begin to think the way those guys do, get inside their heads."
"Guy owes me fifteen large and takes off, I go after him. The you think I do?","Martin, look at me."
"Martin, look at me.",I'm looking at you.
"No, I want you to look at me the way I'm looking at you. Put it in your eyes, 'You're mine, without saying it.",Like this?
Like this?,"What you're telling me, you're tired? You wanna go to bed?"
"What you're telling me, you're tired? You wanna go to bed?",Wait. How about this?
Wait. How about this?,Now you're squinting like you need glasses.
How about this?,That's not bad.
That's not bad.,"That's what I think of you, Nothing."
"That's what I think of you, Nothing.",I believe it.
I believe it.,I turn it on when I confront the guy.
I turn it on when I confront the guy.,"Yeah, but you haven't found him yet. The guy took off for Las Vegas."
"Yeah, but you haven't found him yet. The guy took off for Las Vegas.",How do I know that?
"It was Fay, wasn't it, told you about the money. She tell you my whole life history, for Christ's sake?","I wouldn't let her if she tried. Why I'm here, Leo, basically, is to save your"
"I wouldn't let her if she tried. Why I'm here, Leo, basically, is to save your",How? By taking my money?
How? By taking my money?,You can keep what you won today. That's yours.
You can keep what you won today. That's yours.,It's all mine.
It's all mine.,"Sit down, Leo."
You saw that one?,"Yeah. When you turn to the camera to tell the alien mother that her time on earth is finished... when you give us all that look, Joan Crawford wishes on her best day she had that much presence. Not even in ""Mildred Pierce"" -– which by the way was a better book than a movie -– did Crawford even touch the intensity you had in that look."
"Yeah. When you turn to the camera to tell the alien mother that her time on earth is finished... when you give us all that look, Joan Crawford wishes on her best day she had that much presence. Not even in ""Mildred Pierce"" -– which by the way was a better book than a movie -– did Crawford even touch the intensity you had in that look.","Yeah... that was a good scene. I mean, for a horror movie."
"Yeah... that was a good scene. I mean, for a horror movie.",For any movie.
For any movie.,"I know I'm better than what I've been doing the last ten years, walking around in a tank top and pumps, waiting till it's time to scream."
"I know I'm better than what I've been doing the last ten years, walking around in a tank top and pumps, waiting till it's time to scream.","Man, can you scream."
"Man, can you scream.","Yeah. It's a real gift. I'm just saying it'd be nice, one time in my career to get the chance to say one great line. You know, like in that Bette Davis picture, ""Cabin in the..."""
"Yeah. It's a real gift. I'm just saying it'd be nice, one time in my career to get the chance to say one great line. You know, like in that Bette Davis picture, ""Cabin in the...""","""Cotton""."
"""Cotton"".","Yeah, you know when Bette comes up to the guy on the porch, gives him a flirty look and says, 'I'd kiss you, but...'"
You okay?,"Guy's got a pink toilet, for Christ's sake."
Karen! What the are you doing?!,"Oh, I'm sorry... I thought that was... I'm so sorry..."
"Momo could buy it, I could run it for him. Show some Cagney films.","What's Momo gonna want with an old place, shows old movies people don't care about no more. Outside of maybe turnin' it into a house, I don't think he's gonna give much of a And you already got a job."
"Hey, Chili. Get your coat, but don't the guy off, okay? It could get complicated and we'd have to call Momo to straighten it out. Then Momo gets for wasting his time and we don't need that.","Don't worry about it. I won't say any more than I have to, if that."
"I hate to say I told you, but I did. I told you don't start nothing with him that time.",You said don't say nothing and I didn't.
You said don't say nothing and I didn't.,"No, you just broke his fuckin' nose instead."
"No, you just broke his fuckin' nose instead.","You gonna start that again? You're just like him, all you got room for in your brain is one fuckin' thing."
"You gonna start that again? You're just like him, all you got room for in your brain is one fuckin' thing.","All I know is he came by the barber shop, all fuckin' undone, wanting to know where you were staying in Vegas. I told him I don't know. I still don't."
"All I know is he came by the barber shop, all fuckin' undone, wanting to know where you were staying in Vegas. I told him I don't know. I still don't.",How'd he know I was in Vegas? You tell him?
How'd he know I was in Vegas? You tell him?,He already knew it.
He already knew it.,"Yeah, well, I'm in L.A. now."
"Yeah, well, I'm in L.A. now.",Whatta you doing out there?
Whatta you doing out there?,I'm going into the movie business.
I'm going into the movie business.,What're you talking about? You wanna be a movie star?
What're you talking about? You wanna be a movie star?,I'm thinking about producing.
I'm thinking about producing.,How you gonna do that? You don't know about making movies.
How you gonna do that? You don't know about making movies.,"I don't think the producer has to do much, outside of maybe knowing a writer."
"I don't think the producer has to do much, outside of maybe knowing a writer.","Hey, Chil? I think you're fulla"
All these camera moves and weird angles and are gonna distance us from the emotion of the scene.,What 'emotion'? Girl just got stabbed in the ear with an ice pick.
What 'emotion'? Girl just got stabbed in the ear with an ice pick.,"She's scared! Fear is an emotion! Look, kid, if you remember anything from your time working with Harry Zimm, let it be the three key words to filmmaking."
Harry -–,"Man's in town two days, thinks he's David O. Selznick."
"I'm sitting here, I'm looking at you and I'm having these flashes. You know, flashbacks, of memories. Of us.",Really.
Really.,"Yeah and I'm wondering, how did it go wrong? How did it all... slip away?"
"Yeah and I'm wondering, how did it go wrong? How did it all... slip away?","'It' didn't slip away, Martin, you did... when you went off to Nicki in the middle of my birthday party."
"If this thing turns out to be a ship everybody thought sank a long time ago, we just hit the jackpot.","Yeah, well how the you get something like that wrong? That's a big boat. It's either sunk or it ain't."
What the would a freighter be doing up here? It's way out of the lanes. There's not a port for 800 miles.,Smugglers maybe.
It's a bloody navigation hazard. One boat can't control a ship that size.,The thing's been floating around for knows how long and it hasn't hit anything yet. So we take it easy. A little of the old push pull.
Mother,What is it?
What is it?,Threw a turbine blade.
It's a of a lot of money.,"What, you think there's something funny about it?"
"What, you think there's something funny about it?","A ship with fifty million dollars in gold aboard, adrift? And nobody seems to care enough to come looking for it?"
"So what're we gonna do. That's the big question, right?",A salvage claim to a vessel's cargo's as valid as a claim to the vessel itself. It's ours.
A salvage claim to a vessel's cargo's as valid as a claim to the vessel itself. It's ours.,Then we're rich. We're filthy stinking rich.
Then we're rich. We're filthy stinking rich.,It looks like it.
I say the We're a professional salvage crew going about our business. What's some yahoo doing way out here by himself anyway?,And what do you propose? That we knock this guy off?
And what do you propose? That we knock this guy off?,Why not? Why the not?
"If he's reasonable, maybe we can make some kind of deal. If not. We'll have to re-consider our options.","Yeah, reconsider his up."
"I didn't touch the radio! Ever occur to you there's somebody else on that boat, skipper?",Conveniently enough for you.
Conveniently enough for you.,"Look, I didn't touch it. Alright?"
What the happened!,Turbine chamber on number two must've blown! Took out part of the hull!
Morning everybody.,"Show your tatoos to that coxswain last night, did you Epps?"
"Show your tatoos to that coxswain last night, did you Epps?",Showed him a of a lot more than that.
Showed him a of a lot more than that.,I bet you did.
Looks like one of a stick up his,"He'd let you off at the nearest port, that's for sure."
I can't believe you. Dodge's dead and all you can think about is cashing in your share.,I didn't sign up to go home empty handed. And I sure ain't gonna roll over for the freaky did this.
What'd you find up there?,Some charts. A crew manifest. Looks like her last voyage was January 1953. The question is where the hell's she been since.
Some charts. A crew manifest. Looks like her last voyage was January 1953. The question is where the hell's she been since.,"She was sailing up north, right?"
"She was sailing up north, right?","Her destination was Halifax, yeah."
"Her destination was Halifax, yeah.","Well, suppose she got a little further north than she should have. Got stuck in the ice. The passengers and crew evacuated. She froze into the ice pack, which moved further north, where it froze in solid. They write it off. Fifty years later, the whole global warming thing happens. The ice melts, she gets loose and floats around til somebody runs into her."
Maybe they didn't want it back. Maybe the whole deal was insured.,Maybe. But there's always somebody whose interest's at stake.
"Take it easy, you'll live longer.",Did you see him?
Did you see him?,Who?
Who?,The guy. He just came this way.
The guy. He just came this way.,What guy?
What guy?,There's somebody else on this boat.
There's somebody else on this boat.,What? What the hell're you talking about.
What? What the hell're you talking about.,I saw him. Just a minute ago. Some guy.
I saw him. Just a minute ago. Some guy.,Are you sure?
Are you sure?,Of course I'm sure. I saw him.
Of course I'm sure. I saw him.,You sure it wasn't me?
You sure it wasn't me?,It wasn't you. It was somebody else. There's somebody else aboard.
"No cowboy up there, understand?",No cowboy Right.
I say we off-load some of that gold now.,"Would you hold on just a minute here, please? Look, there's no reason to panic now. Epps saw somebody. Fine. It's a big boat. Chances're real good he doesn't even know about the gold. If we stay cool, nobody'll be the wiser. The gold stays where it is til we're ready to go. Like I said, it'll be a of a lot safer there than here."
Ho-ly,Couldn't have happened much more than a month ago.
"Nobody's going anywhere with that gold now. Anybody tries to board, we'll know about it. You can do what you want, Greer. But neither of us is gonna risk saving your down here if it comes to that.",Fine with me.
I-I honestly never intended for this to happen...,Please tell me it isn't that teenager!
Please tell me it isn't that teenager!,Enid and I were just friends. You know... we feel comfortable around each other... she really likes my old records and...
Enid and I were just friends. You know... we feel comfortable around each other... she really likes my old records and...,I can't believe this! I thought at the very least a guy like you would never pull this kind of on me!
"He doesn't even look that bummed out, really.",I know... wouldn't you be totally off?
I know... wouldn't you be totally off?,This kind of thing must happen to him all the time.
What was that all about?,"It's not like I'm some modern Punk It's obviously supposed to be a 1977 Punk look, but I guess Johnny is too to get it!"
"It's not like I'm some modern Punk It's obviously supposed to be a 1977 Punk look, but I guess Johnny is too to get it!",I didn't get it either.
I didn't get it either.,Everybody's too
"Give me all your money,",Where did you get that?
Where did you get that?,You won't believe it! Guess!
You won't believe it! Guess!,Where?
Where?,Anthony's II!
Anthony's II!,No way... when?
No way... when?,Just now... I went with Seymour.
Just now... I went with Seymour.,You
how can you stand all these assholes?,"I don't know... Some people are okay, but mostly I feel like poisoning everybody."
"I don't know... Some people are okay, but mostly I feel like poisoning everybody.",At least the wheelchair guy is sort of entertaining...
At least the wheelchair guy is sort of entertaining...,"He's a total He doesn't even need that wheelchair, he's just totally lazy!"
"He's a total He doesn't even need that wheelchair, he's just totally lazy!",That rules!
That rules!,"No, it doesn't. You'll see... you get totally sick of all the creeps and losers and weirdos."
"No, it doesn't. You'll see... you get totally sick of all the creeps and losers and weirdos.",But those are our people...
But those are our people...,"Yeah, well... So when are you going to get your job?"
"Yeah, well... So when are you going to get your job?","I'm working on it... I've got a few leads... it's just that right now I have, all these projects that take up all my time."
"I'm working on it... I've got a few leads... it's just that right now I have, all these projects that take up all my time.",Like what?
Like what?,Nothing. Don't worry... I promise I'll get a job next week.
Nothing. Don't worry... I promise I'll get a job next week.,I can't believe you went to Anthony's without me.
...you don't have to make a million dollars -- just get any job so we can at least start looking for an apartment.,I wonder if I hang around with you because you're like my surrogate mother figure or something. Like I have this subconscious biological need to be nagged and bitched at constantly.
I wonder if I hang around with you because you're like my surrogate mother figure or something. Like I have this subconscious biological need to be nagged and bitched at constantly.,You hang out with me because nobody else can stand to be around you.
You hang out with me because nobody else can stand to be around you.,Or maybe... did you ever think that deep down we really might be Maybe that's why we spend so much time together.
Or maybe... did you ever think that deep down we really might be Maybe that's why we spend so much time together.,You're gross. See that guy?
You're gross. See that guy?,Which one?
Which one?,He gives me a total
He gives me a total,He's like the biggest idiot of all time!
What are you talking about? What kind of loser gets fired after one day?!,"I told you - my manager was a total Don't worry, I'm going to get another job... and anyway, I have some ideas for how to make money in the meantime..."
What was that all about? I thought everything must go!,"Oh yeah right, like I'm gonna let some with a goatee own Goofy Gus."
I think one of us should Josh...,Go ahead...
Go ahead...,"No, really..."
"No, really...",you're really obsessed...
you're really obsessed...,I am not -- I just think it'd be funny to see what he'd do...
I am not -- I just think it'd be funny to see what he'd do...,I thought we decided that Josh was way too cool to be interested in and that he's the only decent person left in the world and we would never want to bring him down to our level and all that...
I thought we decided that Josh was way too cool to be interested in and that he's the only decent person left in the world and we would never want to bring him down to our level and all that...,"Yeah, but maybe one of us should at least try..."
"Yeah, but maybe one of us should at least try...",No matter what happened it would be a big disaster... Let's just try and keep everything the way it is.
Twenty-seven fifty-three... do you see it? That must be it...,Great...
Great...,What?! It looks totally normal... what's wrong with it?
What?! It looks totally normal... what's wrong with it?,"I said ""great""..."
"I said ""great""...","Oh yeah, I can tell you really love it!"
"Oh yeah, I can tell you really love it!","Well, what am I supposed to say? ""I can't wait to live in some depressing in the middle of nowhere""?!"
"Well, what am I supposed to say? ""I can't wait to live in some depressing in the middle of nowhere""?!",There's something wrong with every single place we look at! Why don't you just come right out and tell me you don't want to move in with me?!
There's something wrong with every single place we look at! Why don't you just come right out and tell me you don't want to move in with me?!,Because you'll freak out and act like a total psycho about it.
"It's really quite something to see you all grown up like this, Enid. I'd love to hear about what you're doing. I can't help but feel that I had some small part in how you turned out... What are you studying? You were always such a smart little girl.",I'm taking a remedial high school art class for and retards.
Didn't they tell you?,Tell me what?
Tell me what?,Punk rock is over!
Punk rock is over!,"I know it's over, I --"
"I know it's over, I --","If you really want to ""fuck up the system"" - you should go to business school -- that's what I'm gonna do: get a job at some big corporation and things up from the inside!"
"If you really want to ""fuck up the system"" - you should go to business school -- that's what I'm gonna do: get a job at some big corporation and things up from the inside!",That's not even --
That's not even --,Yeah yeah yeah. Do you have my money?
"Well, if it isn't Enid and Rebecca, the little Jewish girl and her friend.","You're late,"
"You're late,","Fine, and how are you?"
"Fine, and how are you?",Did you bring that tape?
"No you're not! You're a cool guy, Seymour.","Yeah right... If I'm so cool, why haven't I had a girlfriend in four years? I can't even remember the last time a girl talked to me."
"Yeah right... If I'm so cool, why haven't I had a girlfriend in four years? I can't even remember the last time a girl talked to me.",I'm talking to you... I'll bet there are tons of women who would go out with you in a minute!
I'm talking to you... I'll bet there are tons of women who would go out with you in a minute!,"Oh, right..."
"Oh, right...",No really... I guarantee I could get you a date in like two seconds...
No really... I guarantee I could get you a date in like two seconds...,Good luck...
Good luck...,I'm totally serious!
I'm totally serious!,"Yeah, well..."
"Yeah, well...",I mean it -- You leave everything to me -- I'm going to be your own personal dating service!
I mean it -- You leave everything to me -- I'm going to be your own personal dating service!,I appreciate the offer but you really don't --
I appreciate the offer but you really don't --,"Mark my words, by the end of this summer you'll be up to your neck in"
"Mark my words, by the end of this summer you'll be up to your neck in",Jesus! That's very nice of you Enid but I - I really --
What did you tell that girl?,I told her you were a big record executive and you were thinking of signing that band to your label.
I told her you were a big record executive and you were thinking of signing that band to your label.,Jesus...
Jesus...,Now I remember why I haven't gone anywhere in months. I'm not even in the same universe as those creatures back there. I might as well be from another planet.
Now I remember why I haven't gone anywhere in months. I'm not even in the same universe as those creatures back there. I might as well be from another planet.,"We just need to figure out a place where you can meet somebody who isn't a total idiot, that's all."
"We just need to figure out a place where you can meet somebody who isn't a total idiot, that's all.","Look, I really appreciate your help, Enid, but let's face it, this is hopeless."
"Look, I really appreciate your help, Enid, but let's face it, this is hopeless.",It's not hopeless...
It's not hopeless...,"Yeah, well it's simple for everybody else - give 'em a Big Mac and a pair of Nikes and they're happy! I just can't relate to 99.9% of humanity."
"Yeah, well it's simple for everybody else - give 'em a Big Mac and a pair of Nikes and they're happy! I just can't relate to 99.9% of humanity.","Yeah, well, I can't relate to humanity either, but I don't think it's totally hopeless..."
"Yeah, well, I can't relate to humanity either, but I don't think it's totally hopeless...",But it's not totally hopeless for you... I've had it. I don't even have the energy to try anymore. You should make sure you do the exact opposite of everything I do so you don't end up like me...
But it's not totally hopeless for you... I've had it. I don't even have the energy to try anymore. You should make sure you do the exact opposite of everything I do so you don't end up like me...,I'd rather end up like you than those people at that bar... At least you're an interesting person... at least you're not exactly like everybody else...
I'd rather end up like you than those people at that bar... At least you're an interesting person... at least you're not exactly like everybody else...,Hooray for me.
What the Seymour?! What is this?,What?... Oh that... I borrowed that from work about fifteen years ago... I guess it's mine now.
What?... Oh that... I borrowed that from work about fifteen years ago... I guess it's mine now.,"What, are you a klansman or something?"
"What, are you a klansman or something?","Yeah, right, I'm a klansman - thanks a lot!... Do you know the Cook's Chicken franchise?"
"Yeah, right, I'm a klansman - thanks a lot!... Do you know the Cook's Chicken franchise?","""Four-piece Cook's special deep fried with side n' slaw it's OUT RAY-GEOUS""!"
"""Four-piece Cook's special deep fried with side n' slaw it's OUT RAY-GEOUS""!","Yeah, well ""Cook's"" is just a made up name. When they originally opened back in 1922 they were named ""The Chicken Inn"" -- that's an early painting of their first logo."
Uh... hello?,"Hi, it's me..."
"Hi, it's me...","Oh, hi..."
"Oh, hi...","So, what happened?"
"So, what happened?","Actually, it's kind of still happening... she's over here right now... I think everything's going pretty well..."
"Actually, it's kind of still happening... she's over here right now... I think everything's going pretty well...",What? You're kidding me...
What? You're kidding me...,"Yeah, so I better go -- it's not really the best time to talk..."
"Yeah, so I better go -- it's not really the best time to talk...","What, are you going to like have with her on your first date?"
"What, are you going to like have with her on your first date?","Jesus, Enid... I'll talk to you later... bye!"
You know what my number one fantasy used to be?,What?
What?,I used to think about one day not telling anybody and just taking off and going to some random place... Do you ever think about stuff like that?
I used to think about one day not telling anybody and just taking off and going to some random place... Do you ever think about stuff like that?,I guess I probably used to when I was your age.
I guess I probably used to when I was your age.,"It would have to be some totally average day when nobody was expecting it, and I'd just disappear and they'd never see me again."
"It would have to be some totally average day when nobody was expecting it, and I'd just disappear and they'd never see me again.",Sounds like a healthy way to deal with your problems.
Sounds like a healthy way to deal with your problems.,You know what we should do? Let's go get in your car right now and just take off! We could just drive away and find some new place and start a whole new life... everybody!
You know what we should do? Let's go get in your car right now and just take off! We could just drive away and find some new place and start a whole new life... everybody!,I don't think I'm in any condition to drive.
I don't think I'm in any condition to drive.,"I'll drive, then -- we'll go out in a blaze of glory!"
"I'll drive, then -- we'll go out in a blaze of glory!",So where would we go?
So where would we go?,Who cares? Let's just go... what's stopping us?
Who cares? Let's just go... what's stopping us?,"I dunno, I..."
"I dunno, I...",I'm serious! I'm just so sick of everybody! Why can't I just do whatever I want?
I'm serious! I'm just so sick of everybody! Why can't I just do whatever I want?,What do you want?
What do you want?,What do you want?
What do you want?,I-I-I...
I-I-I...,"What's the matter with you, Seymour? Don't you like me? Be a man for once in your life!"
#NAME?,I'm sure you've examined my record. So you know I've never yet been late on a bridge.
I'm sure you've examined my record. So you know I've never yet been late on a bridge.,You've never built in Africa.
You've never built in Africa.,But I have in India- every country presents problems.
But I have in India- every country presents problems.,"You'll need your confidence, I promise you."
"You'll need your confidence, I promise you.",I've got a reason far beyond confidence: my wife is having our firstborn in five months and I promised I'd be with her when the baby comes.
I've got a reason far beyond confidence: my wife is having our firstborn in five months and I promised I'd be with her when the baby comes.,"Very moving, Patterson; I'm touched you confided in me. But I don't really give a about your upcoming litter. I've made you with this assignment- -don't make me break you."
"Very moving, Patterson; I'm touched you confided in me. But I don't really give a about your upcoming litter. I've made you with this assignment- -don't make me break you.",You won't have the chance. Any further words of encouragement? Then I've a train to catch.
"Frank, do you think you could give me a hand with these bags?","I'm not a doorman, Miss Barrett. I'm a building superintendent."
"I'm not a doorman, Miss Barrett. I'm a building superintendent.","You're also a human being, Frank."
"You're also a human being, Frank.","Okay, okay. It's not my job, but what the I'll do you a favor. He takes the grocery bags from her."
"Okay, okay. It's not my job, but what the I'll do you a favor. He takes the grocery bags from her.","Thank you, Frank. I'll get the hang of this eventually."
"Be careful on that sofa -- it's a butt-biter. But the bed's good and I just changed the sheets so if you get tired, feel free. In fact, I think you should definitely plan on spending the night here.",Really? And how would we handle the sleeping arrangements?
Really? And how would we handle the sleeping arrangements?,For me it's best if I sleep on my side and you spoon up right behind me with your arms around me. If we go the other way I'm afraid your hair will be getting in my face all night.
For me it's best if I sleep on my side and you spoon up right behind me with your arms around me. If we go the other way I'm afraid your hair will be getting in my face all night.,How about you on the sofa and me in bed with the baby.
How about you on the sofa and me in bed with the baby.,Or we could do that.
Or we could do that.,Thank you. Poor baby. I think I should put him down now.
Thank you. Poor baby. I think I should put him down now.,I'll put him down for you. You are way too short! And your belly-button sticks out! You're nothing but a burden to your poor mother!
"I'll ask you again, Dr. Venkman. Why were you digging the hole? And please remember that you're under oath.","I had my fingers crossed when they swore me in, but I'm going to tell you the truth. There are things in this world that go way beyond human understanding, things that can't be explained and that most people don't want to know about anyway. That's where we come in."
"I had my fingers crossed when they swore me in, but I'm going to tell you the truth. There are things in this world that go way beyond human understanding, things that can't be explained and that most people don't want to know about anyway. That's where we come in.",So what are you saying? That the world of the supernatural is your special province?
So what are you saying? That the world of the supernatural is your special province?,"No, I guess I'm just saying that happens and somebody has to deal with it."
"Oh, Dana, it's you.","Hi, Louis."
"Hi, Louis.","Hey, it's crazy in here. You're missing a classic party."
"Hey, it's crazy in here. You're missing a classic party.","Well, actually Louis I have a friend coming by."
"Well, actually Louis I have a friend coming by.","Great! Bring her, too. But you better hurry. I made nachos with cheese and they're almost gone. I'll make some more though."
"Great! Bring her, too. But you better hurry. I made nachos with cheese and they're almost gone. I'll make some more though.","Fine, Louis. We'll stop in for a drink."
"Fine, Louis. We'll stop in for a drink.",I got the Twister game for later ...
"At ease, Officers. I'm Peter Venkman. I think there's been some kind of misunderstanding here and I want to cooperate in every way I can.","Forget it, Venkman. You had your chance to cooperate but you thought it was more fun to insult me. Now it's my turn,"
Where's the Keymaster?,"Oh,"
Spengler and I have charted every psychic occurrence in the Tri-State area for the past two years. The graph we came up with definitely points to something big.,"Ray, as your friend I have to tell you I think you've really gone around the bend on this ghost stuff. You've been running your off for two years checking out every in the Five Boroughs who thinks he's had an experience. And what have you seen?"
"Ray, as your friend I have to tell you I think you've really gone around the bend on this ghost stuff. You've been running your off for two years checking out every in the Five Boroughs who thinks he's had an experience. And what have you seen?","What do you mean by ""seen?"""
"What do you mean by ""seen?""",Looked at with your eyes.
Looked at with your eyes.,"Well, I was at an unexplained multiple high-altitude rockfall once."
"Well, I was at an unexplained multiple high-altitude rockfall once.","Uh-huh. I've heard about the rockfall, Ray. I think you've been spending too much time with Spengler."
"I'm getting high readings near the air vents. It must be using the duct system to get around. See, I told you we'd get something.",So far all we got is a smell on the twelfth floor and we almost fried a Puerto Rican bellboy.
So far all we got is a smell on the twelfth floor and we almost fried a Puerto Rican bellboy.,All right. Let's cool the negative vibes. These things can sense them.
Agile isn't he?,Forget the trapping! Just blast him!
"Twenty years I've led men to die. For me it was the glory of Rome. But that was something. If it wasn't that, then it was the pay or the loot of the next -- but that was something! These men here are butchered for laughs! Their lives are like jokes delivered in the back alley theaters where their death is a punch line!","For the sake of the Gods, you're not leading these men? How like my father you are. You 'believe'... I guess that's why you're still alive."
"If I'd ever had a sign that you wanted to rule I would have... no, again, it's my own bullheadedness. Narcissus, I should have adopted you years ago. And now the Gods are begging me to make you my son!","Commodus is just a young man, he'll learn what you had to learn."
"Commodus is just a young man, he'll learn what you had to learn.","It's not because he's young, it's because he's ignorant and arrogant. His sister is a better man. That's why I have undertaken to begin sweeping changes in the relationship between the emperor and the Senate."
"It's not because he's young, it's because he's ignorant and arrogant. His sister is a better man. That's why I have undertaken to begin sweeping changes in the relationship between the emperor and the Senate.",So I understand.
So I understand.,"Everyone talking about it? I wouldn't wonder. All I seek is a genuine balance of power between the Emperor and the Senate. Thus I have transferred legal power -- which was theirs to begin with -- back to the Senators. This includes a shared right to taxation too but some bite in the plan. It's a start, only a start. If the Emperor and the Senate can share power then the people will be ready to take their share. This means Commodus has to bend; does he strike you as that type?"
"Everyone talking about it? I wouldn't wonder. All I seek is a genuine balance of power between the Emperor and the Senate. Thus I have transferred legal power -- which was theirs to begin with -- back to the Senators. This includes a shared right to taxation too but some bite in the plan. It's a start, only a start. If the Emperor and the Senate can share power then the people will be ready to take their share. This means Commodus has to bend; does he strike you as that type?","You're too hard on him. He is a strong young man, with you as his guide..."
"You're too hard on him. He is a strong young man, with you as his guide...","A man should be upright, not be kept upright. History shows us that a good general is quick to recognize opportunities -- even if it means making a complete about face at the last minute. I want you to consider becoming my heir."
"A man should be upright, not be kept upright. History shows us that a good general is quick to recognize opportunities -- even if it means making a complete about face at the last minute. I want you to consider becoming my heir.","Marcus, you honor me, but I'm a soldier, politics scare the out of me."
"Marcus, you honor me, but I'm a soldier, politics scare the out of me.",The Senators admire you.
The Senators admire you.,They fear me.
They fear me.,"They fear change. The new Caesar must be honest enough to know when the emperorship is no longer feasible. You could be the one, the Emperor, the man who oversees the rebirth of the Republic."
"They fear change. The new Caesar must be honest enough to know when the emperorship is no longer feasible. You could be the one, the Emperor, the man who oversees the rebirth of the Republic.",I'll do anything in my power to help you restore the Republic but I can't be that power.
Who the are you?,"I am the man who might save your life -- give you a bit more life at any rate. I am Proximo Palindromos head of this gladiatorial school which is named after me. I own this school and everything that's in it. You're in it! But why? What did a Roman general do to get himself condemned to the Colosseum? Understand, we usually get corn thieves and pick pockets. Please, I separated you from the others because... ... my nose tells me you've been condemned for important reasons."
"I am the man who might save your life -- give you a bit more life at any rate. I am Proximo Palindromos head of this gladiatorial school which is named after me. I own this school and everything that's in it. You're in it! But why? What did a Roman general do to get himself condemned to the Colosseum? Understand, we usually get corn thieves and pick pockets. Please, I separated you from the others because... ... my nose tells me you've been condemned for important reasons.",Condemned? Aren't I owed a trial before being condemned?
Condemned? Aren't I owed a trial before being condemned?,"General, all I know is you have been condemned to the Colosseum, and a trial is nowhere to be seen."
"General, all I know is you have been condemned to the Colosseum, and a trial is nowhere to be seen.",Impossible! Every citizen has a right to trial -- this is Rome!
"Tiger's challenged you and Jerses has made me an offer, made us both an offer: you take a fall.","What the are you talking about, Greek?"
"Tell me honestly, since this may be our last earthly meeting: if this were a fair fight where would you put your money?",On you! Of course! You are my bravest fighter -- the best fighter I have ever seen!
On you! Of course! You are my bravest fighter -- the best fighter I have ever seen!,Such nobility from such an ignoble mouth. Take my advice and make that bet.
Such nobility from such an ignoble mouth. Take my advice and make that bet.,"Oh, Take your time! Don't get suckered! This man is a murderer! In his career he's killed over a thousand gladiators. Please, just take the fall!"
How much money is involved?,A great deal. They designed and build Tiger's chariot...
A great deal. They designed and build Tiger's chariot...,"They want to dump Tiger and have me endorse their damned chariot, right? They don't waste time..."
"They want to dump Tiger and have me endorse their damned chariot, right? They don't waste time...",I can really them on this! Can I at least tell them you'll think about it?
I can really them on this! Can I at least tell them you'll think about it?,No. Tell them I'll do it. But I want more posters all over Rome.
No. Tell them I'll do it. But I want more posters all over Rome.,Fantastic! Wonderful! But posters are very expensive.
Fantastic! Wonderful! But posters are very expensive.,Then get a large cash advance.
Then get a large cash advance.,"Right, right... But they'll have to bring in a lawyer. I don't want to get sued over this."
"Right, right... But they'll have to bring in a lawyer. I don't want to get sued over this.","Before they leave, get gold."
"Before they leave, get gold.","Right, right, what am I thinking of?"
"Right, right, what am I thinking of?",I want another interview with Cos. Tell him to bring plenty of ink.
I want another interview with Cos. Tell him to bring plenty of ink.,"I'll do it! Sure as there's in the Tiber we're all going to die, but for you -- anything!"
"Because -- Mrs. Robinson this is the sickest, most perverted thing that ever happened to me. And you do what you want but I'm getting the out.",Are you?
Are you?,You're right I am.
"You can't stop me from seeing her, Mrs. Robinson. I'll find her.","I'm sorry we won't be able to invite you to the wedding, Benjamin, but the arrangements have been so rushed --"
"I'm sorry we won't be able to invite you to the wedding, Benjamin, but the arrangements have been so rushed --",What the have you done?
Why?,Well -- it's very comfortable -- just to drift here.
Well -- it's very comfortable -- just to drift here.,Have you thought about graduate school?
Have you thought about graduate school?,No.
No.,Would you mind telling me then -- what were those four years of college for? What was the point of all that hard work?
Would you mind telling me then -- what were those four years of college for? What was the point of all that hard work?,You got me.
You got me.,"Now listen, Ben. I think it's a very good thing that a young man -- after he's done some very good work -- should have a chance to relax and enjoy himself, and lie around, and drink beer and so on. But after a few weeks I believe that person would want to take some stock in himself and his situation and start to think about getting off his"
"Hi, Bobo.","Did I buy you that dress, you piece of"
"One question. Do you want to stick to that story, or do you want to keep your teeth?",I want to keep my teeth.
I want to keep my teeth.,"Now I'll ask you another. You think I got no contacts out here? That nag paid off at just the opening price. There wasn't hardly a flutter on the tote board from the time the odds were posted. There ain't enough action to tickle the tote, but you claim a ten grand win! You send me ten thousand dollars, like I'm some mark you can blow off!"
"Now I'll ask you another. You think I got no contacts out here? That nag paid off at just the opening price. There wasn't hardly a flutter on the tote board from the time the odds were posted. There ain't enough action to tickle the tote, but you claim a ten grand win! You send me ten thousand dollars, like I'm some mark you can blow off!","Bobo, no, I --"
"Bobo, no, I --",You wanna talk to me straight up?
You wanna talk to me straight up?,My son --
My son --,Your what?
Your what?,My son was in the hospital --
My son was in the hospital --,What the are you doin with a son?
What the are you doin with a son?,"He left home a long time ago. He was in the hospital, up in Los Ang gleez, real sick."
"He left home a long time ago. He was in the hospital, up in Los Ang gleez, real sick.",Motherhood.
Motherhood.,"I never up before, Bobo."
"I never up before, Bobo.",You expect me to buy this?
Permanent damage.,You'll never right again.
What? Me?,"That's just the first year. If you aren't worth a lot more than that the second year, I'll kick you out. What do you say?"
"That's just the first year. If you aren't worth a lot more than that the second year, I'll kick you out. What do you say?","Well, uh... No."
"Well, uh... No.",No?
No?,"I can't take that job! I mean, I mean, I can't take it right away. I'm still recuperating, I just dropped in to say hello, see everybody --"
"I can't take that job! I mean, I mean, I can't take it right away. I'm still recuperating, I just dropped in to say hello, see everybody --","I didn't realize. Yeah, you do look a little pale. How soon will you be ready? A week?"
"I didn't realize. Yeah, you do look a little pale. How soon will you be ready? A week?",But you need a man right now. It wouldn't be fair to you to --
But you need a man right now. It wouldn't be fair to you to --,"I take care of the being-fair-to-me department. Things've gone to this long, they can go a little longer."
"I take care of the being-fair-to-me department. Things've gone to this long, they can go a little longer.",Well...
Don't I get any say in this?,No! Because I --
No! Because I --,That's what I say.
That's what I say.,What?
What?,"What I say is, no. We don't do partners."
"What I say is, no. We don't do partners.","For Christ's sake, why not?"
"For Christ's sake, why not?","Mostly, because you scare the out of me. I've seen people like you before, baby. Double-tough and sharp as they come, and you get what you want or else. But you don't make it work forever."
"Mostly, because you scare the out of me. I've seen people like you before, baby. Double-tough and sharp as they come, and you get what you want or else. But you don't make it work forever.", 
 ,"No; history. Sooner or later, the lightning hits. I don't want to be around when it hits you."
"Where, judging by the looks of the finger and palm prints, she struggles to open the window before banging on it like","Unable to escape, she turns and attacks the killer, but doesn't connect."
"Unable to escape, she turns and attacks the killer, but doesn't connect.",No blood on the knife.
"Besides, it's historically inaccurate.",What the are you talking about?
What the are you talking about?,Michael Meyers never used a meat cleaver. It was a butcher knife.
Michael Meyers never used a meat cleaver. It was a butcher knife.,"Who are you, the serial killer police? What difference does it make?"
"Who are you, the serial killer police? What difference does it make?","It's not historically accurate, that's all."
"Hey, Mis Whittington, what's up?",My blood pleasure. You scared the out of me.
My blood pleasure. You scared the out of me.,Oh. Sorry. I'm on my way to the ring and --
Oh. Sorry. I'm on my way to the ring and --,I think someone broke into my house.
I think someone broke into my house.,No
No,No
"I'm sixteen, Keri. I should be able to live wherever I want.","And I should have a son who calls me ""Mom"". Looks like we're both out of luck."
"And I should have a son who calls me ""Mom"". Looks like we're both out of luck.","Okay, you win. I'll call you Mom. Now can I move into the dorms?"
"Okay, you win. I'll call you Mom. Now can I move into the dorms?",No.
John! What the were you doing out there?!,Nothing.
Nothing.,"You're kidding with that answer, right?"
"You're kidding with that answer, right?",I just went for a walk. It's no big deal.
I just went for a walk. It's no big deal.,Wrong. There are rules in this house and you're going to follow them whether you like it or not.
Wrong. There are rules in this house and you're going to follow them whether you like it or not.,Or what? You're gonna shoot me?
Or what? You're gonna shoot me?,It's an option.
It's an option.,"Well, maybe if you'd let me live in the dorms, I wouldn't have to sneak out to spend time with my friends."
"Well, maybe if you'd let me live in the dorms, I wouldn't have to sneak out to spend time with my friends.","Oh, so now it's my fault?"
"Oh, so now it's my fault?",Just forget it...
BLAAAAAGGGHHHHH!,Linda!
Linda!,You're so easy...
You're so easy...,Wasn't scaring the out of me once today enough?!
Wasn't scaring the out of me once today enough?!,"Nope. Hey, you think I'll win scariest costume?"
"Nope. Hey, you think I'll win scariest costume?","Linda, you are without a doubt the scariest person on campus."
"Linda, you are without a doubt the scariest person on campus.",Thanks!
Thanks!,Where's Shane?
Where's Shane?,Condom Boy is waiting for me in the cafeteria.
Condom Boy is waiting for me in the cafeteria.,But the dance is in the gymnasium.
But the dance is in the gymnasium.,Very insightful.
"Beth, who's that guy that lives across the hall from you?",Why? You interested?
Why? You interested?,No! I keep seeing him staring out his window. Watching me.
No! I keep seeing him staring out his window. Watching me.,"You mean Tommy. Yeah, on the weirdness scale he's about an eleven. Supposedly some scary happened to him when he was a kid. Messed up his head. He's harmless, though. Probably just lonely."
He told me about the terrible things that happened here. In our house.,What the are you doing letting strangers in without --
What the are you doing letting strangers in without --,"John, they sound Jamie Lloyd this morning! Someone tried to her!"
"John, they sound Jamie Lloyd this morning! Someone tried to her!","What in God's name are you talking about, woman? When are you gonna stop listening to those damned talk shows?"
"What in God's name are you talking about, woman? When are you gonna stop listening to those damned talk shows?","I'm getting the children out of here. At least until we know what we're dealing with. John, I want you to come with us."
"I'm getting the children out of here. At least until we know what we're dealing with. John, I want you to come with us.","Debra, you're fuckin' insane."
"Debra, you're fuckin' insane.","You knew, didn't you, John? You knew."
"Miss me, baby?","I dunno, boy."
"I dunno, boy.",Hm?
Hm?,It's a
It's a,A
A,Didn't recognize you.
Didn't recognize you.,We've never met.
We've never met.,I wonder who'll recognize us first? They'll wet their pants.
I wonder who'll recognize us first? They'll wet their pants.,I hope the men do. I would rather the women didn't.
I hope the men do. I would rather the women didn't.,I'm gonna wet my pants.
"Home, sweet home.","One thing, anyway--at least Penelope didn't throw out all your I bet Alice threw out all my after I'd been gone a week."
"One thing, anyway--at least Penelope didn't throw out all your I bet Alice threw out all my after I'd been gone a week.",We'll see.
You know what gets me?,"Oh,"
"Oh,","How everybody says ""fuck"" and ""shit"" all the time. I used to be scared shitless I'd say ""fuck"" or ""shit"" in public, by accident. Now everybody says ""fuck"" and ""shit,"" ""fuck"" and ""shit"" all the time. Something very big must have happened while we were out of the country."
"How everybody says ""fuck"" and ""shit"" all the time. I used to be scared shitless I'd say ""fuck"" or ""shit"" in public, by accident. Now everybody says ""fuck"" and ""shit,"" ""fuck"" and ""shit"" all the time. Something very big must have happened while we were out of the country.",Looseleaf--will you get the home?
Looseleaf--will you get the home?,At least we found the diamonds.
At least we found the diamonds.,At least!
At least!,I'd really feel if we didn't bring anything back home.
I'd really feel if we didn't bring anything back home.,It's enough that you've brought yourself home!
It's enough that you've brought yourself home!,I wish you'd tell Alice that. And that Mrs. Wheeler.
I wish you'd tell Alice that. And that Mrs. Wheeler.,Tell them yourself!
Tell them yourself!,"You don't know my mother-in-law, boy."
"You don't know my mother-in-law, boy.","After eight years in the jungle with you, I know Mrs. Wheeler better than I know anybody in the universe!"
"After eight years in the jungle with you, I know Mrs. Wheeler better than I know anybody in the universe!",I didn't tell you everything.
I didn't tell you everything.,"The time we were in a tree for fourteen days, you certainly tried to tell me everything about Mrs. Wheeler."
"The time we were in a tree for fourteen days, you certainly tried to tell me everything about Mrs. Wheeler.","I didn't even scratch the surface. You're lucky, boy. You come home, and nobody's here. When I go home, everybody's going to be there."
"I didn't even scratch the surface. You're lucky, boy. You come home, and nobody's here. When I go home, everybody's going to be there.",This room is full of ghosts.
This room is full of ghosts.,"You're lucky, boy. My house is gonna be filled with people."
You know what gets me?,Go home!
Go home!,Thank we found the diamonds!
Thank we found the diamonds!,The with the diamonds!
The with the diamonds!,You were rich before. This is the first time I was ever rich.
You were rich before. This is the first time I was ever rich.,Go home! Show them how rich you are for a change!
Go home! Show them how rich you are for a change!,Can I have the Cadillac?
Can I have the Cadillac?,"Take the Cadillac and drive it off a cliff, for all I care."
"Take the Cadillac and drive it off a cliff, for all I care.",What'll you do for transportation?
What'll you do for transportation?,I'll buy a hundred more Cadillacs. Go home!
I'll buy a hundred more Cadillacs. Go home!,You know what gets me about that Cadillac?
You know what gets me about that Cadillac?,Go home!
Go home!,"When I drive it, I feel like I'm in the middle of a great big of bubblegum. I don't hear anything, I don't feel anything. I figure somebody else is driving. It's a"
"When I drive it, I feel like I'm in the middle of a great big of bubblegum. I don't hear anything, I don't feel anything. I figure somebody else is driving. It's a",Go home.
Go home.,I'm liable to find anything!
I'm liable to find anything!,That's the point! Walk in there and find whatever there is to find--before Alice can cover it up.
That's the point! Walk in there and find whatever there is to find--before Alice can cover it up.,"I know, I know. I dunno. At least she's in the same house. Sure was spooky, looking in the window there, and there she was."
"I know, I know. I dunno. At least she's in the same house. Sure was spooky, looking in the window there, and there she was.","So long, Colonel."
"So long, Colonel.",You know what gets me?
You know what gets me?,Let's talk about it some other time.
Let's talk about it some other time.,How short the skirts are.
How short the skirts are.,"Good night, Colonel. It's been beautiful."
"Good night, Colonel. It's been beautiful.",Something very important about must have happened while we were gone.
Go to the funeral?,Of course! Not only go to it but go to it in full uniform! Rent a uniform!
Of course! Not only go to it but go to it in full uniform! Rent a uniform!,"That's against the law, isn't it? I can't wear a uniform anymore."
"That's against the law, isn't it? I can't wear a uniform anymore.","Wear your uniform and every decoration, and let them despise you, if they dare."
"Wear your uniform and every decoration, and let them despise you, if they dare.",Alice would be absolutely
Alice would be absolutely,"When I was a naive young recruit in Spain, I used to wonder why soldiers bayoneted oil paintings, shot the noses off of statues and defecated into grand pianos. I now understand: It was to teach civilians the deepest sort of respect for men in uniform-- uncontrollable fear. To our women."
"When I was a naive young recruit in Spain, I used to wonder why soldiers bayoneted oil paintings, shot the noses off of statues and defecated into grand pianos. I now understand: It was to teach civilians the deepest sort of respect for men in uniform-- uncontrollable fear. To our women.",I didn't know we had any women left.
I didn't know we had any women left.,The world is teeming with women-- ours to enjoy.
The world is teeming with women-- ours to enjoy.,Every time I start thinking like that I get the clap.
Are we really going to find out where the elephants go to die?,I'd rather go to Viet Nam.
I'd rather go to Viet Nam.,Would somebody please pass me the catsup?
Would somebody please pass me the catsup?,"What you say is, ""Pass the catsup."""
"What you say is, ""Pass the catsup.""",Pass the catsup.
Who's going to fly our helicopter now?,What?
What?,We got to get another pilot.
We got to get another pilot.,For what?
For what?,For Africa.
For Africa.,Do you really think that Harold Ryan would go to Africa with a vacuum cleaner salesman?
Do you really think that Harold Ryan would go to Africa with a vacuum cleaner salesman?,You invited me.
You invited me.,To make an of yourself.
To make an of yourself.,What went wrong?
What went wrong?,"We're ahead of schedule, that's all. You're finding out here what you would have found out in Africa-- that you are a rabbit, born to be eaten alive."
"We're ahead of schedule, that's all. You're finding out here what you would have found out in Africa-- that you are a rabbit, born to be eaten alive.",Gee
Gee,It would have been fun to see you drop your rifle and run the first time an elephant charged us.
It would have been fun to see you drop your rifle and run the first time an elephant charged us.,I wouldn't drop my gun.
I wouldn't drop my gun.,"You're hollow, like a woman."
"You're hollow, like a woman.",I'm smarter than Looseleaf.
I'm smarter than Looseleaf.,"He can shoot! He can hold his ground! He can attack! You're in your proper profession right now-- up dirt for frumpish housewives, closet drunkards every one."
"He can shoot! He can hold his ground! He can attack! You're in your proper profession right now-- up dirt for frumpish housewives, closet drunkards every one.",How do you know how I'd act in Africa?
How do you know how I'd act in Africa?,"Look how you're acting now! This is a moment of truth, and you're almost crying. Slug me!"
"Look how you're acting now! This is a moment of truth, and you're almost crying. Slug me!",You're my buddy.
You're my buddy.,Out! Out!
Out! Out!,"No matter what you say to me, I still think you're the greatest guy I ever knew."
"No matter what you say to me, I still think you're the greatest guy I ever knew.",Out!
Out!,"You--you aren't going to have any friends left, if you don't watch out."
"You--you aren't going to have any friends left, if you don't watch out.",Thank
And you've been roaming the streets while your mother is,"I was going to a funny movie, but I changed my mind. If you're depressed, laughing doesn't help much. When did you know my father?"
"I was going to a funny movie, but I changed my mind. If you're depressed, laughing doesn't help much. When did you know my father?",Man and boy.
Man and boy.,Everybody says he was so brave.
Everybody says he was so brave.,"Even this--""Herb Shuttle"", you said?"
"Even this--""Herb Shuttle"", you said?",He worships Father.
He worships Father.,Ah! And what sort of man is this worshiper?
Ah! And what sort of man is this worshiper?,He's a vacuum cleaner salesman.
He's a vacuum cleaner salesman.,"I see. And he came into the apartment one day, to demonstrate his wares, and your mother, as it happened, was charmingly en deshabille--"
"I see. And he came into the apartment one day, to demonstrate his wares, and your mother, as it happened, was charmingly en deshabille--",She met him at college.
She met him at college.,College!
College!,They were in the same creative writing class.
They were in the same creative writing class.,College?
College?,She has a master's degree in English literature.
She has a master's degree in English literature.,"What a pity! Educating a beautiful woman is like pouring honey into a fine Swiss watch. Everything stops. And the doctor? He worships your father, too?"
"What a pity! Educating a beautiful woman is like pouring honey into a fine Swiss watch. Everything stops. And the doctor? He worships your father, too?",He insults him all the time.
He insults him all the time.,Excellent!
Excellent!,What's good about that?
What's good about that?,It makes life spicy.
It makes life spicy.,"He doesn't do it in front of me, but he does it with Mother. You know what he called Father one time?"
"He doesn't do it in front of me, but he does it with Mother. You know what he called Father one time?",No.
No.,"""Harold, the Patron Saint of Taxidermy."""
"""Harold, the Patron Saint of Taxidermy.""",What does he do--of an athletic nature?
What does he do--of an athletic nature?,Nothing. He plays a violin in a doctors' quartet.
Nothing. He plays a violin in a doctors' quartet.,"Aha! He has a brilliant military record, I'm sure."
"Aha! He has a brilliant military record, I'm sure.",He was a stretcher-bearer in the Korean War. Were you in a war with Father?
He was a stretcher-bearer in the Korean War. Were you in a war with Father?,"Big ones, little ones, teeny-weeny ones--just and otherwise."
"Big ones, little ones, teeny-weeny ones--just and otherwise.",Tell me some true stories about Dad.
Tell me some true stories about Dad.,"""Dad?"" Dad. The boy wants tales of derring-do. Name a country."
"""Dad?"" Dad. The boy wants tales of derring-do. Name a country.",England?
England?,Oh
Oh,Dad was never in England?
Dad was never in England?,"Behind a desk for a little while. A desk! They had him planning air raids. A city can't flee like a coward or fight like a man, and the choice between fleeing and fighting was at the core of the life of Harold Ryan. There was only one thing he enjoyed more than watching someone make that choice, and that was making the choice himself. Ask about Spain, where he was the youngest soldier in the Abraham Lincoln Brigade. He was a famous They called him ""La Picadura""--""the sting."""
"Behind a desk for a little while. A desk! They had him planning air raids. A city can't flee like a coward or fight like a man, and the choice between fleeing and fighting was at the core of the life of Harold Ryan. There was only one thing he enjoyed more than watching someone make that choice, and that was making the choice himself. Ask about Spain, where he was the youngest soldier in the Abraham Lincoln Brigade. He was a famous They called him ""La Picadura""--""the sting.""","""The sting."""
"""The sting.""","As in ""Death, where is thy sting?"" He killed at least fifty men, wounded hundreds more."
"As in ""Death, where is thy sting?"" He killed at least fifty men, wounded hundreds more.","""The sting."""
"""The sting.""",Ask about the time he and I were parachuted into Yugoslavia to join a guerrilla band--in the war against the Nazis.
Ask about the time he and I were parachuted into Yugoslavia to join a guerrilla band--in the war against the Nazis.,Tell me that.
Tell me that.,"I saw your father fight Major Siegfried von Konigswald, the Beast of Yugoslavia, hand to hand."
"I saw your father fight Major Siegfried von Konigswald, the Beast of Yugoslavia, hand to hand.",Tell me that! Tell me that!
Tell me that! Tell me that!,"Hid by day--fought by night. At sunset one day, your father and I, peering through field glasses, saw a black Mercedes draw up to a village inn. It was escorted by two motorcyclists and an armored car. Out of the Mercedes stepped one of the most hateful men in all of history--the Beast of Yugoslavia."
"Hid by day--fought by night. At sunset one day, your father and I, peering through field glasses, saw a black Mercedes draw up to a village inn. It was escorted by two motorcyclists and an armored car. Out of the Mercedes stepped one of the most hateful men in all of history--the Beast of Yugoslavia.",Wow.
Wow.,We blacked our hands and faces. At midnight we crept out of the forest and into the village. The name of the village was Mhravitch. Remember that name!
We blacked our hands and faces. At midnight we crept out of the forest and into the village. The name of the village was Mhravitch. Remember that name!,Mhravitch.
Mhravitch.,"We came up behind a sentry, and your father slit his throat before he could utter a sound."
"We came up behind a sentry, and your father slit his throat before he could utter a sound.",Uck.
Uck.,Don't care for cold steel? A knife is worse than a bullet?
Don't care for cold steel? A knife is worse than a bullet?,I don't know.
I don't know.,The story gets hairier. Should I stop?
The story gets hairier. Should I stop?,Go on.
Go on.,"We caught another alone in a back lane. Your father choked him to death with a length of piano wire. Your father was quite a virtuoso with piano wire. That's nicer than a knife, isn't it--as long as you don't look at the face afterwards. The face turns a curious shade of avocado. I must ask the doctor why that is. At any rate, we stole into the back of the inn, and, with the permission of the management, we poisoned the wine of six Krauts who were carousing there."
"We caught another alone in a back lane. Your father choked him to death with a length of piano wire. Your father was quite a virtuoso with piano wire. That's nicer than a knife, isn't it--as long as you don't look at the face afterwards. The face turns a curious shade of avocado. I must ask the doctor why that is. At any rate, we stole into the back of the inn, and, with the permission of the management, we poisoned the wine of six Krauts who were carousing there.",Where did you get the poison?
Where did you get the poison?,We carried cyanide capsules. We were supposed to swallow them in case we were captured. It was your father's opinion that the Krauts needed them more than we did at the time.
We carried cyanide capsules. We were supposed to swallow them in case we were captured. It was your father's opinion that the Krauts needed them more than we did at the time.,"And one of them was the Beast of Yugoslavia? HAROLD The Beast was upstairs, and he came running downstairs, for his men were making loud farewells and last wills and testaments--editorializing about the hospitality they had received. And your father said to him in perfect German, which he had learned in the Spanish Civil War, ""Major, something tragic seems to have happened to your bodyguard. I am Harold Ryan, of the United States of America. You, I believe, are the Beast of Yugoslavia."""
What kind of exercise?,Beat the out of someone who hates you.
I'm a man.,"We've got to do something to make this boy's voice change. I wonder if we couldn't get bull balls somewhere, and fry 'em up. Still miss your mother?"
"We've got to do something to make this boy's voice change. I wonder if we couldn't get bull balls somewhere, and fry 'em up. Still miss your mother?",No.
No.,"You're free to go to her, if you want. If you'd rather be a woman and run with the women, just say the word."
What's that all about?,We thought a doctor might help.
We thought a doctor might help.,Your old beau?
Your old beau?,We thought it was an emergency.
We thought it was an emergency.,I don't want that chancre mechanic in here.
I don't want that chancre mechanic in here.,"He's a very decent man, Harold."
"He's a very decent man, Harold.",We all are.
We all are.,Shouldn't you lie down?
Shouldn't you lie down?,When I'm dead-- or
When I'm dead-- or,Paul said you were awfully sick.
Paul said you were awfully sick.,"I was, I was. It never lasts long."
Now that's what I call fun.,"Ghastly, cruel, unnecessary."
"Ghastly, cruel, unnecessary.",You'll get so you enjoy twitting weaklings again. You used to eat it up.
You'll get so you enjoy twitting weaklings again. You used to eat it up.,I did?
I did?,We were one of a pair--and we'll be one again. What we need is a honeymoon. Let's start right now.
We were one of a pair--and we'll be one again. What we need is a honeymoon. Let's start right now.,"A trip, you mean?"
"A trip, you mean?",I had a trip. We'll honeymoon here. Go out and play.
I have some change!,Ram it up your
And lots of orange juice--oceans of orange juice.,Mrs. Wheeler is dead.
Mrs. Wheeler is dead.,"All right--bring me a side order of Mrs. Wheeler. Oh, down, Colonel. Penelope will bring you some chow."
"All right--bring me a side order of Mrs. Wheeler. Oh, down, Colonel. Penelope will bring you some chow.",That is the most heartless statement I ever heard pass between human lips.
That is the most heartless statement I ever heard pass between human lips.,Which one?
Which one?,"""Bring me a side order of Mrs. Wheeler."""
"""Bring me a side order of Mrs. Wheeler.""",She's up in Heaven now. She didn't hear. She is experiencing nothing but pure happiness. There's nothing nicer than that. Chow! Harold Ryan wants chow!
She's up in Heaven now. She didn't hear. She is experiencing nothing but pure happiness. There's nothing nicer than that. Chow! Harold Ryan wants chow!,What a honeymoon.
What a honeymoon.,Honeymoon temporarily canceled. The boy should still go out and exercise. I have the impression he never gets any exercise. He simply bloats himself with Fig Newtons and bakes his brains over steam radiators.
Honeymoon temporarily canceled. The boy should still go out and exercise. I have the impression he never gets any exercise. He simply bloats himself with Fig Newtons and bakes his brains over steam radiators.,You're wrong.
You're wrong.,Then let me see him go out and get some exercise. Right now!
"Chow, chow, chow! it-- nutriment!",We're all going to have to go out for breakfast. The cook quit yesterday.
We're all going to have to go out for breakfast. The cook quit yesterday.,"You're a woman, aren't you?"
"Cook, by Cook! You're the now.",People don't use that word any more.
People don't use that word any more.,"Don't lecture me on race relations. I don't have a molecule of prejudice. I've been in battle with every kind of man there is. I've been in bed with every kind of woman there is--from a Laplander to a Tierra del Fuegian. If I'd ever been to the South Pole, there'd be a of a lot of penguins who looked like me. Cook!"
"Don't lecture me on race relations. I don't have a molecule of prejudice. I've been in battle with every kind of man there is. I've been in bed with every kind of woman there is--from a Laplander to a Tierra del Fuegian. If I'd ever been to the South Pole, there'd be a of a lot of penguins who looked like me. Cook!",You leave me so--so without-- without dignity.
You leave me so--so without-- without dignity.,People now have dignity when frying eggs?
People now have dignity when frying eggs?,They don't have to feel like slaves.
They don't have to feel like slaves.,Then go now--and fry with dignity-- sunnyside up.
See how you've upset him. He was so merry and hale before you came home.,How unhappy he's going to be--alone in his room.
How unhappy he's going to be--alone in his room.,"He'll play with his rifle, I expect. That will cheer him up."
"He'll play with his rifle, I expect. That will cheer him up.",Rifle?
Rifle?,I bought him a twenty-two yesterday--on the way home from Hamburger Heaven. And where is the good doctor? Have you two feathered a love nest somewhere?
I bought him a twenty-two yesterday--on the way home from Hamburger Heaven. And where is the good doctor? Have you two feathered a love nest somewhere?,He's in East St. Louis with his mother--visiting an aunt.
He's in East St. Louis with his mother--visiting an aunt.,"Last I heard, his mother was going alone."
"Last I heard, his mother was going alone.","He's afraid of you, Harold. He knew you'd want to fight him. He doesn't know anything about fighting. He hates pain."
"He's afraid of you, Harold. He knew you'd want to fight him. He doesn't know anything about fighting. He hates pain.","And you, a supposedly healthy woman, do not detest him for his cowardice?"
"And you, a supposedly healthy woman, do not detest him for his cowardice?",It seems highly intelligent to me.
It seems highly intelligent to me.,What kind of a country has this become? The men wear beads and refuse to fight--and the woman adore them. America's days of greatness are over. It has the blue soup.
What kind of a country has this become? The men wear beads and refuse to fight--and the woman adore them. America's days of greatness are over. It has the blue soup.,Blue soup?
Blue soup?,"An Indian narcotic we were forced to drink. It put us in a haze--a honey-colored haze which was lavender around the edge. We laughed, we sang, we snoozed. When a bird called, we answered back. Every living thing was our brother or our sister, we thought. Looseleaf stepped on a cockroach six inches long, and we cried. We had a funeral that went on for five days--for the cockroach! I sang ""Oh Promise Me."" Can you imagine? Where the did I ever learn the words to ""Oh Promise Me""? Looseleaf delivered a lecture on maintenance procedures for the hydraulic system of a B-36. All the time we were drinking more blue soup, more blue soup! Never stopped drinking blue soup. Blue soup all the time. We'd go out after food in that honey-colored haze, and everything that was edible had a penumbra of lavender."
"An Indian narcotic we were forced to drink. It put us in a haze--a honey-colored haze which was lavender around the edge. We laughed, we sang, we snoozed. When a bird called, we answered back. Every living thing was our brother or our sister, we thought. Looseleaf stepped on a cockroach six inches long, and we cried. We had a funeral that went on for five days--for the cockroach! I sang ""Oh Promise Me."" Can you imagine? Where the did I ever learn the words to ""Oh Promise Me""? Looseleaf delivered a lecture on maintenance procedures for the hydraulic system of a B-36. All the time we were drinking more blue soup, more blue soup! Never stopped drinking blue soup. Blue soup all the time. We'd go out after food in that honey-colored haze, and everything that was edible had a penumbra of lavender.",Sounds quite beautiful.
Sounds quite beautiful.,"Beautiful, you say? It wasn't life, it wasn't death--it wasn't anything! Beautiful? Seven years gone-- like that, like that! Seven years of silliness and random dreams! Seven years of nothingness, when there could have been so much!"
"Beautiful, you say? It wasn't life, it wasn't death--it wasn't anything! Beautiful? Seven years gone-- like that, like that! Seven years of silliness and random dreams! Seven years of nothingness, when there could have been so much!",Like what?
Like what?,Action! Interaction! Give and take! Challenge and response!
He's a child!,"With an iron three feet long. Load it, boy."
"With an iron three feet long. Load it, boy.",You're begging him to you?
You're begging him to you?,If he thinks he's man enough.
If he thinks he's man enough.,That's really what you want. You become furious when people won't make you dead.
That's really what you want. You become furious when people won't make you dead.,I'm teaching my son to be a man.
I'm teaching my son to be a man.,So he can you. You hate your own life that much. You beg for a hero to you.
So he can you. You hate your own life that much. You beg for a hero to you.,I plan to live one hundred years!
I plan to live one hundred years!,No you don't.
No you don't.,If that's the case--what's to prevent my killing myself?
If that's the case--what's to prevent my killing myself?,"Honor, I suppose."
"Honor, I suppose.",What a handsome word.
What a handsome word.,"But it's all balled up in your head with death. The highest honor is death. When you talk of these animals, one by one, you don't just talk of killing them. You honored them with death. Harold--it is not honor to be killed."
"But it's all balled up in your head with death. The highest honor is death. When you talk of these animals, one by one, you don't just talk of killing them. You honored them with death. Harold--it is not honor to be killed.","If you've lived a good life, fought well--"
"If you've lived a good life, fought well--","It's still just death, the absence of life--no honor at all. It's worse than the blue soup by far-- that nothingness. To you, though, it's the honor that crowns them all."
"It's still just death, the absence of life--no honor at all. It's worse than the blue soup by far-- that nothingness. To you, though, it's the honor that crowns them all.",May I continue with the rearing of my son? Load that gun!
You can also describe its cure. I'm eating its cure.,I was going to ask.
I was going to ask.,Pacqualinincheewa root.
Pacqualinincheewa root.,Would you say that again?
Would you say that again?,"Pacqualinincheewa root. Means ""cougar fang."" Cures anything but a yellow streak down the back."
"Pacqualinincheewa root. Means ""cougar fang."" Cures anything but a yellow streak down the back.",I've never heard of it.
I've never heard of it.,"Congratulations. By crossing twenty-eight feet of cockroach- infested carpet, you've become the third white man ever to hear of it."
"Congratulations. By crossing twenty-eight feet of cockroach- infested carpet, you've become the third white man ever to hear of it.",Are you've seen it work cures?
Are you've seen it work cures?,Hundreds.
"You're a filthy, rotten",Oooooo. That hurt.
Oooooo. That hurt.,You're old--so old.
You're old--so old.,Now who's being cruel?
Now who's being cruel?,A living fossil! Like the cockroaches and the horseshoe crabs.
A living fossil! Like the cockroaches and the horseshoe crabs.,"We do survive, don't we? You're going to have to apologize, of course, for calling me a That's a matter of form--not allowing you or anybody to call me a No rush about that. Just remember to apologize sometime soon."
You're in one of a jam. You realize that?,I'm high as a kite.
I'm high as a kite.,Glands. You're supposed to be happy when you die. Call me comical again.
Glands. You're supposed to be happy when you die. Call me comical again.,You're a clown. You're a clown who kills--but you're a clown.
You're a clown. You're a clown who kills--but you're a clown.,I love you! Have a cigar!
I love you! Have a cigar!,Evolution has made you a clown-- with a cigar. Simple butchers like you are obsolete!
Evolution has made you a clown-- with a cigar. Simple butchers like you are obsolete!,I'm to be left behind--in primordial ooze?
I'm to be left behind--in primordial ooze?,"If you're at home in the ooze, and nowhere else."
"If you're at home in the ooze, and nowhere else.",This is going to become very physical. Are you prepared for that?
This is going to become very physical. Are you prepared for that?,You're not such a creature of the ooze that you'd hurt an unarmed man.
You're not such a creature of the ooze that you'd hurt an unarmed man.,I'm an honorable clown?
I'm an honorable clown?,King Arthur.
King Arthur.,You hope.
You hope.,"In any event, I will not beg for mercy."
"In any event, I will not beg for mercy.",No quarter asked. No quarter given.
No quarter asked. No quarter given.,Don't you laugh even inwardly at the heroic balderdash you spew?
Don't you laugh even inwardly at the heroic balderdash you spew?,Cut me open. Find out.
Cut me open. Find out.,I've struck my blow.
I've struck my blow.,With spittle?
With spittle?,I've poisoned you. HAROLD Lucretia Borgia? Something I drank or touched? You refused a cigar. That's it! Potassium cyanide in the humidor! Treacherous lover of peace!
I've poisoned you. HAROLD Lucretia Borgia? Something I drank or touched? You refused a cigar. That's it! Potassium cyanide in the humidor! Treacherous lover of peace!,"I put a poisoned thought in your head. Even now that poison is seeping into every lobe of your mind. It's saying, ""Obsolete, obsolete, obsolete,"" and, ""Clown, clown, clown."""
"I put a poisoned thought in your head. Even now that poison is seeping into every lobe of your mind. It's saying, ""Obsolete, obsolete, obsolete,"" and, ""Clown, clown, clown.""",Poison.
Poison.,"You have a very good mind, or I wouldn't have come back. That mind is now asking itself, cleverly and fairly, ""Is Harold Ryan really a clown?"" And the answer is, ""Yes."""
"You have a very good mind, or I wouldn't have come back. That mind is now asking itself, cleverly and fairly, ""Is Harold Ryan really a clown?"" And the answer is, ""Yes.""",I--I really must congratulate you. Something is happening in there.
I--I really must congratulate you. Something is happening in there.,"You can never take yourself seriously again! Look at all the creatures you've protected us from! Did you shoot them on the elevator, as they were on their way up here to eat us alive?"
"You can never take yourself seriously again! Look at all the creatures you've protected us from! Did you shoot them on the elevator, as they were on their way up here to eat us alive?","No. WOODLY The magic root you gave me--I had it analyzed. It was discovered by a Harvard botanist in 1893! He explored your famous jungle for five years, armed with nothing but kindness, a talent for languages, and a pocketknife."
"No. WOODLY The magic root you gave me--I had it analyzed. It was discovered by a Harvard botanist in 1893! He explored your famous jungle for five years, armed with nothing but kindness, a talent for languages, and a pocketknife.",I see.
I see.,You aren't going to hurt me. You aren't going to hurt anybody any more. Any violent gesture will seem ridiculous--to yourself!
You aren't going to hurt me. You aren't going to hurt anybody any more. Any violent gesture will seem ridiculous--to yourself!,Don Quixote.
Don Quixote.,My violin is avenged!
My violin is avenged!,Something seems to have happened to my self-respect.
Something seems to have happened to my self-respect.,"And the with it. It was so tragically irrelevant, so preposterously misinformed."
"And the with it. It was so tragically irrelevant, so preposterously misinformed.",The new hero is you.
The new hero is you.,"I hate crowds, and I have no charisma--"
"I hate crowds, and I have no charisma--",You're too modest.
You're too modest.,"But the new hero will be a man of science and of peace--like me. He'll disarm you, of course. No more guns, no more guns."
"But the new hero will be a man of science and of peace--like me. He'll disarm you, of course. No more guns, no more guns.",Was I ever of use?
Was I ever of use?,"Never. For when you began to for the fun of it, you became the chief source of agony of mankind."
Jesus--I dunno. You know. What the heck. Who knows?,"Colonel Harper, retired now, dropped an atom bomb on Nagasaki during the Second World War, killing seventy-four thousand people in a flash."
"Colonel Harper, retired now, dropped an atom bomb on Nagasaki during the Second World War, killing seventy-four thousand people in a flash.","I dunno, boy."
"I dunno, boy.",You don't know?
You don't know?,It was a
It was a,Thank you. You can leave now. We'll begin.
Dead!,Jesus.
Jesus.,Alice is dead?
Alice is dead?,"No, no. Excuse me, Penelope."
"No, no. Excuse me, Penelope.",For what?
For what?,"For saying ""shit."" Or is that okay now?"
"For saying ""shit."" Or is that okay now?",Who's dead?
Who's dead?,"My mother-in-law. Fire engines, pulmotors, doctors, cops, coroners--"
"My mother-in-law. Fire engines, pulmotors, doctors, cops, coroners--",What happened?
What happened?,"Well--I walked up to the front door. I was still alive. Big surprise. I rang the doorbell, and old Mrs. Wheeler answered. She had her knitting. I said, ""Guess who?"" She conked right out."
"Well--I walked up to the front door. I was still alive. Big surprise. I rang the doorbell, and old Mrs. Wheeler answered. She had her knitting. I said, ""Guess who?"" She conked right out.",How horrible.
How horrible.,"Yeah--cripes. I never did get any sense out of Alice. She found me holding up the old lady, dead as a mackerel. It was a You know--maybe Mrs. Wheeler was going to die then and there anyway, even if I'd been the paper boy. Maybe not. I dunno, boy. That's civilian life for you. Who knows what kills anybody?"
"So long, you guys.","What will you do, Colonel?"
"What will you do, Colonel?","I dunno. Marry the first who's nice to me, I guess. Get a job in a motorcycle shop. So long, you guys."
"And this is my son, Paul. He was only four years old when his father disappeared.","He's coming back, Mom! He's the bravest, most wonderful man who ever lived."
"He's coming back, Mom! He's the bravest, most wonderful man who ever lived.",I told you this was a simple-minded play.
I told you this was a simple-minded play.,Maybe he'll come back tonight! It's his birthday.
Maybe he'll come back tonight! It's his birthday.,I know.
I know.,Stay home tonight!
Stay home tonight!,"Oh, Paul--"
"Oh, Paul--",You're married! You've already got a husband!
You're married! You've already got a husband!,He's a ghost!
He's a ghost!,He's alive!
He's alive!,Not even Mutual of Omaha thinks so anymore.
Not even Mutual of Omaha thinks so anymore.,If you have to go out with some guy--can't he be more like Dad? Herb Shuttle and Norbert Woodly-- can't you do better than those two freaks?
If you have to go out with some guy--can't he be more like Dad? Herb Shuttle and Norbert Woodly-- can't you do better than those two freaks?,"Thank you, kind sir."
"Thank you, kind sir.",A vacuum cleaner salesman and a fairy doctor.
A vacuum cleaner salesman and a fairy doctor.,A what kind of doctor?
A what kind of doctor?,A fairy--a Everybody in the building knows he's a
A fairy--a Everybody in the building knows he's a,That's an interesting piece of news.
That's an interesting piece of news.,You're the only woman he ever took out.
You're the only woman he ever took out.,Not true.
Not true.,Still lives with his mother.
Still lives with his mother.,"You know she has no feet! You want him to abandon his mother, who has no husband, who has no money of her own, who has no feet?"
"You know she has no feet! You want him to abandon his mother, who has no husband, who has no money of her own, who has no feet?",How did she lose her feet?
How did she lose her feet?,In a railroad accident many years ago.
In a railroad accident many years ago.,I was afraid to ask.
I was afraid to ask.,"Norbert was just beginning practice. A real man would have sold her to a catfood company, I suppose. As far as that goes, J. Edgar Hoover still lives with his mother."
"Norbert was just beginning practice. A real man would have sold her to a catfood company, I suppose. As far as that goes, J. Edgar Hoover still lives with his mother.",I didn't know that.
I didn't know that.,A lot of people don't.
A lot of people don't.,J. Edgar Hoover plays sports.
J. Edgar Hoover plays sports.,I don't really know.
I don't really know.,"To only exercise Dr. Woodly ever gets is playing the violin and making that peace sign. Peace. Peace. Peace, everybody."
Did you talk to Paul?,Before he started to run. He said his father carried a key to this apartment around his neck--and someday we'd all hear the sound of that key in the door.
Before he started to run. He said his father carried a key to this apartment around his neck--and someday we'd all hear the sound of that key in the door.,"We've got to find him. I want you to show me exactly where you saw him last. And you stay here, Norbert, in case he comes home. That's all he said--the thing about the key?"
"We've got to find him. I want you to show me exactly where you saw him last. And you stay here, Norbert, in case he comes home. That's all he said--the thing about the key?",He said one other thing. It wasn't very nice.
He said one other thing. It wasn't very nice.,What was it?
What was it?,He told me to take a flying at the moon.
This is very good for us.,It is?
It is?,"The wilder Paul is tonight, the calmer he'll be tomorrow."
"The wilder Paul is tonight, the calmer he'll be tomorrow.",As long as he keeps out of the park.
As long as he keeps out of the park.,"After this explosion, I think, he'll be able to accept the fact that his mother is going to marry again."
"After this explosion, I think, he'll be able to accept the fact that his mother is going to marry again.","The only thing I ever told him about life was, ""Keep out of the park after the sun goes down."""
"The only thing I ever told him about life was, ""Keep out of the park after the sun goes down.""",We've got to dump Shuttle. He brings his vacuum cleaner on dates?
We've got to dump Shuttle. He brings his vacuum cleaner on dates?,That's the XKE.
That's the XKE.,The what?
The what?,"It's an experimental model. He doesn't dare leave it in his car, for fear it will fall into the hands of competition."
"It's an experimental model. He doesn't dare leave it in his car, for fear it will fall into the hands of competition.",What kind of a life is that?
What kind of a life is that?,"He told me one time what the proudest moment of his life was. He made Eagle Scout when he was twenty-nine years old. Oh, Norbert--promise me that Paul has not gone into the park!"
"He told me one time what the proudest moment of his life was. He made Eagle Scout when he was twenty-nine years old. Oh, Norbert--promise me that Paul has not gone into the park!","If you warned him against it as much as you say, it's almost a certainty."
"If you warned him against it as much as you say, it's almost a certainty.",No! Oh no! Three people murdered in there in the last six weeks! The police won't even go in there any more.
No! Oh no! Three people murdered in there in the last six weeks! The police won't even go in there any more.,I wish Paul luck.
I wish Paul luck.,It's suicide!
It's suicide!,I'd be dead by now if that were the case.
I'd be dead by now if that were the case.,Meaning?
Meaning?,"Every night, Penelope, for the past two years, I've made it a point to walk through the park at midnight."
"Every night, Penelope, for the past two years, I've made it a point to walk through the park at midnight.",Why would you do that?
Why would you do that?,"To show myself how brave I am. The issue's in doubt, you know--since I'm always for peace--"
"To show myself how brave I am. The issue's in doubt, you know--since I'm always for peace--",I'm amazed.
I'm amazed.,"Me, too. I know something not even the police know--what's in the park at midnight. Nothing. Or, when I'm in there, there's me in there. Fear and nobody and me."
"Me, too. I know something not even the police know--what's in the park at midnight. Nothing. Or, when I'm in there, there's me in there. Fear and nobody and me.",And maybe Paul. What about the murderers? They're in there!
And maybe Paul. What about the murderers? They're in there!,They didn't me.
They didn't me.,Paul's only twelve years old.
Paul's only twelve years old.,He can make the sound of human footsteps--which is a terrifying sound.
He can make the sound of human footsteps--which is a terrifying sound.,We've got to rescue him.
We've got to rescue him.,"If he is in the park, luck is all that can save him now, and there's plenty of that."
"If he is in the park, luck is all that can save him now, and there's plenty of that.",He's not your son.
He's not your son.,"No. But he's going to be. If he is in the park and he comes out safely on the other side, I can say to him, ""You and I are the only men with balls enough to walk through the park at midnight."" On that we can build."
"No. But he's going to be. If he is in the park and he comes out safely on the other side, I can say to him, ""You and I are the only men with balls enough to walk through the park at midnight."" On that we can build.",It's a jungle out there.
It's a jungle out there.,That's been said before.
That's been said before.,"He'd go to a movie. I think that's what he'd do. If I were sure he was in a movie, I could stop worrying. We could have him paged."
Apparently your friend has gone into Mexico. A Border Guard responded to the APB. How does it feel to have the L.A.P.D. doing your work for you?,"You're going to thank me for this. You know what the media's like. They love this kinda If that guy goes off half-cocked and gets himself hurt, you're going to have so much bad publicity, you..."
"You're going to thank me for this. You know what the media's like. They love this kinda If that guy goes off half-cocked and gets himself hurt, you're going to have so much bad publicity, you...",I heard you the first time. We had nothing to go on with this kid. Just a runaway. Do you really think he's in danger?
I heard you the first time. We had nothing to go on with this kid. Just a runaway. Do you really think he's in danger?,"If he has anything to say about it, yeah. I've been asking a lot of questions and I don't like the answers I'm getting. He's made a lot of people nervous, including some poor who thought he was going to be a movie star."
"If he has anything to say about it, yeah. I've been asking a lot of questions and I don't like the answers I'm getting. He's made a lot of people nervous, including some poor who thought he was going to be a movie star.",We aren't gonna arrest him for that...
We aren't gonna arrest him for that...,Big threat. TV would ream you.
Big threat. TV would ream you.,"Keep me informed of what he's up to. You help me, I'll help you."
You really shouldn't eat like that. All that sugar. It's not good for you.,At least I'm a growing person.
At least I'm a growing person.,You won't keep growing at this rate.
You won't keep growing at this rate.,What rate?
What rate?,You know what I'm talking about.
You know what I'm talking about.,"You never met a working girl before, have you? You think I like off guys all night? Maybe I do. So what? You can't even say it, can you?"
"You never met a working girl before, have you? You think I like off guys all night? Maybe I do. So what? You can't even say it, can you?",Say what?
Say what?,'Sucking off.'
'Sucking off.',Okay. off. Now does that make me as good as you?
Okay. off. Now does that make me as good as you?,You don't understand
You don't understand,"Okay, tell me. Why do you live like you do?"
"Okay, tell me. Why do you live like you do?","Did you ever live in a room with six people and you didn't have any money, any food, any furniture? Have your brother come out, his car break down, he can't get a job? Your friends stealing food, going through trash behind a supermarket?"
"Did you ever live in a room with six people and you didn't have any money, any food, any furniture? Have your brother come out, his car break down, he can't get a job? Your friends stealing food, going through trash behind a supermarket?",Is that the way it was with you?
Is that the way it was with you?,No. But does it make any difference? How did you get to be the way you are?
"Don't knock it. A girl can save up a lot money doing this -- big money. Then you're free. You can go off to Europe, meet somebody, get married. My girlfriend's going to buy her own beauty parlor. Not me. I'm gonna travel. 'Keep movin' that's my motto. Would you rather work at Copper Penny at a dollar-eighty an hour, having every two-bit able to yell at you? I can make more money suc... doing what I do for five minutes than I can all week at another job.",You used to work at Copper Penny?
You used to work at Copper Penny?,No.
No.,"You and I, Niki, have very different ideas about"
"You and I, Niki, have very different ideas about",Why? Are you a fiend?
Why? Are you a fiend?,No.
No.,Neither am I.
Neither am I.,But it's all you do.
But it's all you do.,How important do you think is?
How important do you think is?,Not very.
Not very.,We're just alike. You think is so unimportant you don't do it. I think is so unimportant I don't care who I do it with.
You have to believe in something. What do they believe in -- the Whatjamacillit church?,Christian Reformed. It's a Dutch Calvinist denomination.
Christian Reformed. It's a Dutch Calvinist denomination.,Do they believe in reincarnation? I believe in reincarnation.
Do they believe in reincarnation? I believe in reincarnation.,They believe in the 'TULIP.'
They believe in the 'TULIP.',What the
What the,It's an anagram. It comes from the Canons of Dort. Every letter stands for a different belief. T-U-L-I-P. Like -- are you sure you're interested in this?
It's an anagram. It comes from the Canons of Dort. Every letter stands for a different belief. T-U-L-I-P. Like -- are you sure you're interested in this?,"Yeah, yeah, go on."
"Yeah, yeah, go on.","T stands for Total depravity, that is, all men, through original sin, are totally evil and incapable of good. 'All my works are like filthy rags in the sight of the Lord.'"
"T stands for Total depravity, that is, all men, through original sin, are totally evil and incapable of good. 'All my works are like filthy rags in the sight of the Lord.'", 
Rot in honey. He's busy now.,Where does he live.
Where does he live.,Just a second. It's my I'm risking. You better do it my way. These don't mess around.
She left you right?,Yeah. She was the one called Joanne. How'd you find that out?
Yeah. She was the one called Joanne. How'd you find that out?,"Just a guess. Did you have it good with your wife? You know,"
"Look, Niki, this really isn't my business. I don't know anything about...",So I guess we're both huh? But at least you get to go to heaven. I don't get
"No, I didn't think she was. Let me get the picture here. Let me guess. She was an absolutely clean girl, a model daughter, she never had rebellious or impure thoughts, she didn't around...","If I was you, Mr. Mast, I'd watch my language."
"If I was you, Mr. Mast, I'd watch my language.","Hey, I'm a private detective, Van Dorn, you want to hire a choir boy you can go back to Grand Rapids. I've been to that scumbag town. It's full of them."
"Hey, I'm a private detective, Van Dorn, you want to hire a choir boy you can go back to Grand Rapids. I've been to that scumbag town. It's full of them.",Who's paying you?
Who's paying you?,You are.
You are.,That's right.
That's right.,"As I was saying, I'll pick up the thread. There's a number of ways I can go. There's not much you can do here. Stay if you want. Maybe it'd be better if you went back home. Go through Kristen's personal stuff. Ask around, maybe she knew somebody out here. Look, I do this a lot. I work at a minimum rate of $750.00 a week. It may seem like a lot of money to you, but it ain't. You could hire cheaper."
"As I was saying, I'll pick up the thread. There's a number of ways I can go. There's not much you can do here. Stay if you want. Maybe it'd be better if you went back home. Go through Kristen's personal stuff. Ask around, maybe she knew somebody out here. Look, I do this a lot. I work at a minimum rate of $750.00 a week. It may seem like a lot of money to you, but it ain't. You could hire cheaper.",And better?
And better?,"I suppose. But I'll tell you, Jake, I'm like a little animal. When I get my teeth into something I never let go. If your daughter's here, I'll track her down."
"I ain't cheated you, Pilgrim. This is research, it! That girl could have told us something.","Research, my I suppose these are the 'extra expenses' I've been paying for? And in the middle of the morning, too."
"You know, it's possible to buy anything on this earth. You can buy child slaves. You can have people killed... One of the men who supposedly arranges such things is named Ratan. He usually isn't in this country. How'd you hear about him?",It's just a name.
It's just a name.,Don't do anything more. I'll find out what I can.
Don't do anything more. I'll find out what I can.,Does she know anything about this?
Does she know anything about this?,Who? The No. She's just a victim. A dime a dozen.
Hey man.,We're casting for an explicit action feature...
We're casting for an explicit action feature...,I know. Word's out on the street -- word's also out you ain't really hiring anyone.
I know. Word's out on the street -- word's also out you ain't really hiring anyone.,"That's not true, Mr...?"
"That's not true, Mr...?",Jim Sullivan. Sometimes they call me Jim.
Jim Sullivan. Sometimes they call me Jim.,"That's not true, Jim. In fact, I think you're very close to the type we're looking for."
Oh yeah? I remember that. It was made by some college kids.,It was called 'Slave of Love.'
It was called 'Slave of Love.',I don't know what it was called. I never saw it. I only got twenty- five bucks for the whole thing.
I don't know what it was called. I never saw it. I only got twenty- five bucks for the whole thing.,I thought you were quite good in it. I also like the girl in it. Really thought she was good. I wondered if she was still around. If she was still working.
Here. Take your fifty cents back.,That's all right.
That's all right.,"No, take it. I don't want your fifty cents."
I've got fifty thousand dollars to invest.,Oh. Why is it that you want to get into film financing?
Oh. Why is it that you want to get into film financing?,"Well, Bill -- mind if I call you Bill? Let me be frank. I've made a lot of money. I've got my own business in Detroit. Rivets. I make rivets and sell them to Fisher Body. Well, rivets, you know, can get pretty boring after a while. When my business manager told me I should shelter some money, I thought I'd try this."
"Well, Bill -- mind if I call you Bill? Let me be frank. I've made a lot of money. I've got my own business in Detroit. Rivets. I make rivets and sell them to Fisher Body. Well, rivets, you know, can get pretty boring after a while. When my business manager told me I should shelter some money, I thought I'd try this.",What exactly do you have in mind?
What exactly do you have in mind?,"I thought I'd invest in a film. I want to sort of become involved in the process of making a film, meet the people who make films, learn how it's done..."
"I thought I'd invest in a film. I want to sort of become involved in the process of making a film, meet the people who make films, learn how it's done...","In other words, you want to get laid?"
"In other words, you want to get laid?",Not exactly...
Not exactly...,"It's cool. Why do you think I got in the movies? How much do you think you get in the car wash business? Look, fifty thousand dollars buys a lot of You can get your joint pulled by beautiful girls every night for the rest of your life for fifty thousand dollars. So why with the movie business?"
"It's cool. Why do you think I got in the movies? How much do you think you get in the car wash business? Look, fifty thousand dollars buys a lot of You can get your joint pulled by beautiful girls every night for the rest of your life for fifty thousand dollars. So why with the movie business?",It's an investment.
It's an investment.,"If you want to watch when we shoot a film, for fifty bucks, I let guys stand around and watch. It's a lot cheaper."
"If you want to watch when we shoot a film, for fifty bucks, I let guys stand around and watch. It's a lot cheaper.",I thought you were a businessman.
I thought you were a businessman.,"Don't get me wrong. A couple years ago, I woulda jumped at fifty thousand dollars possible financing. But the Lord's been good to me. I can now finance any films I choose. Big ones, small ones. Right now we're setting up a two hundred thousand dollar feature film. Live sound. I like to keep my own money in my films. That way you don't have to share the profits. There's plenty of guys in town that'll take it, though. But if I was you, Mr... what was your name again?"
"Don't get me wrong. A couple years ago, I woulda jumped at fifty thousand dollars possible financing. But the Lord's been good to me. I can now finance any films I choose. Big ones, small ones. Right now we're setting up a two hundred thousand dollar feature film. Live sound. I like to keep my own money in my films. That way you don't have to share the profits. There's plenty of guys in town that'll take it, though. But if I was you, Mr... what was your name again?",Jake.
Jake.,"...I'd just start my own business. That's what I did. Get into kid That's big now. Why don't you come around the set? Meet some people. If you still want to invest, I'll ask around."
"...I'd just start my own business. That's what I did. Get into kid That's big now. Why don't you come around the set? Meet some people. If you still want to invest, I'll ask around.",Sounds all right.
Sounds all right.,Okay. Keep in touch with my secretary.
"You know Granville's looking for you, Niki?","My name ain't Niki. It's Pattica, like in Attica."
"My name ain't Niki. It's Pattica, like in Attica.",Granville's looking for you anyway.
Granville's looking for you anyway.,Who's that?
Who's that?,The guy who bought you that ring.
The guy who bought you that ring.,"Well, he can just himself."
This is really nice. Makes me feel like a kid. I want to do somersaults .,"Well, why don't you?"
"Well, why don't you?",No. I'd feel
No. I'd feel,"Harold, everyone has the right to make an out of themselves. You just can't let the world judge you too much."
"Of course, Harold's father had a similar sense of the absurd. I remember once in Paris he stepped out for cigarettes and the next I hear he's arrested for floating down the Seine - experimenting in river currents with a pair of yellow rubber water wings. Well, that cost quite a little bit of ""enfluence"" and ""d'argent"" to hush up, I can tell you. Harold, dear, stop playing with your food. Don't you feel well?",I have a sore throat.
I have a sore throat.,"Well, I want you to go to bed directly after dinner. You know how susceptible you are to colds. Harold has always been a delicate child. Even as a baby he seemed to be abnormally prone to illness - Harold, dear, eat up your beets..."
"And so I ask you - why the did we give up on the Germans? Those politicians in Washington chalked them up on our side and the wars ever since have been a national disgrace. look at history. The two best wars this country has fought were against the Jerries. Now I say, get the Krauts on the other side of the fence where they belong, and let's get back to the kind of enemy worth killing and the kind of war this whole country can support.","Jeez, sir. That's pretty strong stuff."
Parasite!,Harold!
Harold!,Crazy parasite! Commie Get out of here.
Get out of the way.,Are you crazy?
Are you crazy?,"I don't know, Kyle. You're the expert. Now get out of the way!"
"I don't know, Kyle. You're the expert. Now get out of the way!",WHY?
WHY?,Because I'm going to get my father!
I thought Steve had talked to you?,"Oh, pardon me. I obviously didn't convey my hesitation to take his story at face-value. No, YOU talk to me. But -- do me a favor? -- none of this DEMONS"
What the are you asking me for? Tag it. Move it.,The mattress... The mattress... JULIA.
Do you believe in,There is a place -- a dark place where evil slumbers and awaits to return. From there it infects our dreams. Our thoughts. Grigory gave us a glance tonight --
There is a place -- a dark place where evil slumbers and awaits to return. From there it infects our dreams. Our thoughts. Grigory gave us a glance tonight --,"Grigory -- That's Russian, right? Thought they were on our side..."
"Grigory -- That's Russian, right? Thought they were on our side...",Grigory Yefimovich Rasputin --
Grigory Yefimovich Rasputin --,C'mon -- Rasputin??
C'mon -- Rasputin??,"Spiritual advisor to the Romanovs. In 1916, at a dinner in his honor, he was poisoned, shot, stabbed, clubbed, drowned and castrated."
"Spiritual advisor to the Romanovs. In 1916, at a dinner in his honor, he was poisoned, shot, stabbed, clubbed, drowned and castrated.",That makes him more than a hundred --
What the was that? An ape?,No. It was red. Bright red.
Son. About Rasputin --,Don't worry. I'll get him soon enough --
Don't worry. I'll get him soon enough --,Listen to me. This time is different. There's more at stake than ever before.
Listen to me. This time is different. There's more at stake than ever before.,How hard can it be? I punched the out of that thing that he sent -- ouch!!
How hard can it be? I punched the out of that thing that he sent -- ouch!!,I worry about you.
I worry about you.,Me?? C'mon --
Me?? C'mon --,"Well, I won't be around forever, you know?"
"Well, I won't be around forever, you know?","Oh, stop that -- Be careful, there --"
Just in time.,Stay the away from me.
You --,Poor baby.
Poor baby., 
 ,Hush now. It's all right Frank's here.
Hush now. It's all right Frank's here.,Frank --
Frank --,"That's right. This is Frank you're talking to, remember? FRANK."
Well?,Better. Very much better. I'd like something to wear. And some cigarettes. Will you bring me some?
Better. Very much better. I'd like something to wear. And some cigarettes. Will you bring me some?,Later.
Later.,What?
What?,I want an explanation first. I want to know what happened to you.
I want an explanation first. I want to know what happened to you.,Not know.
Not know.,"Tell me, you."
"No, you --",Oh my
Take it slowly.,So
So,You're done worse.
You're done worse.,I'll be scarred for life.
I'll be scarred for life.,No you won't.
I'll show you around when we've got this bed moved.,Is Julia here?
Is Julia here?,"Upstairs. Treat her gently, huh? She hates moving."
"Upstairs. Treat her gently, huh? She hates moving.",Surprise.
Surprise.,Kirsty.
Kirsty.,O.K. I'll be nice. You get on with the muscle work. I'll make myself some coffee.
O.K. I'll be nice. You get on with the muscle work. I'll make myself some coffee.,Kitchen's through on your left.
What?,Just go. PLEASE. I'll be O.K. I'm going to go see Dad. He'll look after me --
Just go. PLEASE. I'll be O.K. I'm going to go see Dad. He'll look after me --,What did I say?
What did I say?,"Will you GO, you?"
How can it be to state a preference?,Since when did this shop become a fascist regime?
Since when did this shop become a fascist regime?,Since you brought that tape in.
Since you brought that tape in.,"Great. That's the fun of working in a record store. Playing crappy pap you don't want to listen to. I thought this tape was going to be, you know, a conversation stimulator. I was going to ask you for your top five records to play on a Monday morning and all that, and you just had to ruin it."
"Great. That's the fun of working in a record store. Playing crappy pap you don't want to listen to. I thought this tape was going to be, you know, a conversation stimulator. I was going to ask you for your top five records to play on a Monday morning and all that, and you just had to ruin it.",We'll do it next Monday.
We'll do it next Monday.,Well what's the point in that?
"Nice, Barry.","Rob. Top five musical crimes perpetrated by Stevie Wonder in the '80's and '90's. Subquestion -- is it in fact unfair to criticize a formerly great artist for his latter- day sins? ""Is it better to burn out than to fade away?"""
"Rob. Top five musical crimes perpetrated by Stevie Wonder in the '80's and '90's. Subquestion -- is it in fact unfair to criticize a formerly great artist for his latter- day sins? ""Is it better to burn out than to fade away?""","You just drove a customer away, Barry."
"You just drove a customer away, Barry.","We didn't even really have it. I happen to know for a fact that the only Stevie Wonder single we have is ""Don't Drive I was just goofing on the straight, and it never cost you a penny."
"We didn't even really have it. I happen to know for a fact that the only Stevie Wonder single we have is ""Don't Drive I was just goofing on the straight, and it never cost you a penny.",Not the point.
Not the point.,"Oh, so what's the point then?"
"Oh, so what's the point then?",I don't want you talking to our customers like that again.
I don't want you talking to our customers like that again.,"""Our customers?"" You think that Mr. L.L. Bean out there is going to be a regular?"
"Barry, I'm broke! I know we used to with anyone who asked for anything we didn't like, but it's gotta stop.",The guy was going to buy one record -- which we didn't even have -- and leave and never come back again anyway. Why not have a little fun? Big deal.
The guy was going to buy one record -- which we didn't even have -- and leave and never come back again anyway. Why not have a little fun? Big deal.,What did he ever do to you?
What did he ever do to you?,He offended me with his terrible taste.
He offended me with his terrible taste.,It wasn't even his terrible taste. It was his daughter's.
It wasn't even his terrible taste. It was his daughter's.,"Oh, now you're defending that You're going soft in your old age, Rob. There was a time when you would have chased him out of the store and up the street. Now all of a sudden I'm offending your golf buddy. You're right, Rob. I am so sorry. How are we ever going to make enough money to get you and Laura into the country club?"
"We're only on the list for Marie's gig at the Pulaski Pub, that's all! All three of us.","That's great, Barry. We can spend fifteen bucks on a cab to save five each. Fantastic, Barry!"
"That's great, Barry. We can spend fifteen bucks on a cab to save five each. Fantastic, Barry!",We can take your car.
We can take your car.,"It's not my car, now is it? It's Laura's car, and thus Laura has it. So it's an double- transferring bus ride through bumblefuck or a on a cab. Wow. great."
"There's something different about the sound of her voice... And what did she mean last night, she hasn't slept with him yet. Yet. What does ""yet"" mean, anyway? ""I haven't seen... Evil Dead II yet."" What does that mean? It means you're going to go, doesn't it?","-- You're like a little squirrel of music, storing away dead little nuts of old garbage music, musical lint, old --"
"-- You're like a little squirrel of music, storing away dead little nuts of old garbage music, musical lint, old --","-- Barry, if I were to say to you I haven't seen Evil Dead II yet, what would that mean?"
I'd think you were a cinematic idiot. And I'd feel sorry for you.,"No, but would you think, from that one sentence. That I was going to see it?"
"No, but would you think, from that one sentence. That I was going to see it?","I'm sorry, Rob, but I'm struggling here. I don't understand any part of this conversation. You're asking me what I would think if you told me that you hadn't seen a film that you've seen. What am I supposed to say?"
"I'm sorry, Rob, but I'm struggling here. I don't understand any part of this conversation. You're asking me what I would think if you told me that you hadn't seen a film that you've seen. What am I supposed to say?",Just listen to me. If I said to you --
Just listen to me. If I said to you --,"""-- I haven't seen Evil Dead II yet,"" yeah, yeah, I hear you --"
"""-- I haven't seen Evil Dead II yet,"" yeah, yeah, I hear you --",Would you... would you get the impression that I wanted to see it?
Would you... would you get the impression that I wanted to see it?,"Well... you couldn't have been desperate to see it, otherwise you'd have already gone..."
Why would they care?,"Because it's a brilliant film. It's funny, violent, and the soundtrack kicks"
"Dick's out on a hot date, Rob's boning Marie LaSalle, and the best-looking and most intelligent of all of us isn't getting anything at all.",How do you know about that?
How do you know about that?,"Oh come on, Rob. What am I, an idiot? I'm more bothered by Dick's thing. How did this happen, What rational explanation can there possibly be? What's her name?"
"Shut the up, Barry.","Yeah, you would say that, wouldn't you? You two have to stick together now. Boners United. United in getting some."
"Don't be sad, Barry. You'll find true love someday.",my
my,Terrific.
Isn't it?,"That was one of the reasons they asked me to join originally, yes. But --"
"That was one of the reasons they asked me to join originally, yes. But --",Great! That's great! They only asked you to sing because of your name! You can stick it above the browser racks over there.
Great! That's great! They only asked you to sing because of your name! You can stick it above the browser racks over there.,How many tickets can I put you down for?
How many tickets can I put you down for?,None. Christ!
None. Christ!,You're not even coming?
You're not even coming?,Of course I'm not coming. Do I look like I'd want to listen to some terrible experimental racket played in some hideous cave? Where is it? The Bucktown Pub? Ha!
Of course I'm not coming. Do I look like I'd want to listen to some terrible experimental racket played in some hideous cave? Where is it? The Bucktown Pub? Ha!,"So much for friends, then. You're a bitter Rob, you know that?"
"So much for friends, then. You're a bitter Rob, you know that?","Bitter? Because I'm not in Barrytown? You should be shot like a lame horse, you Just keep that out of my window."
Like you are.,Laura said we could. If we helped out with the posters and stuff. And we did. And we are.
Laura said we could. If we helped out with the posters and stuff. And we did. And we are.,I'll give you 10% of the door if you don't play.
I'll give you 10% of the door if you don't play.,We're getting that anyway.
We're getting that anyway.,"What is she doing? Okay, 20%."
"What is she doing? Okay, 20%.",No. We need the gig.
No. We need the gig.,110%. That's my final offer. I'm not kidding. That's how much it means to me not to hear you play.
110%. That's my final offer. I'm not kidding. That's how much it means to me not to hear you play.,"We're not as bad as you think, Rob."
"We're not as bad as you think, Rob.","You couldn't be. Look, Barry. There's going to be people from Laura's work there, people who own dogs and babies and Tina Turner albums. How are you going to cope with them?"
"You couldn't be. Look, Barry. There's going to be people from Laura's work there, people who own dogs and babies and Tina Turner albums. How are you going to cope with them?","We're not called Barrytown anymore, by the by. They got sick of the Barry/Barrytown thing. We're called SDM. Sonic Death Monkey."
"We're not called Barrytown anymore, by the by. They got sick of the Barry/Barrytown thing. We're called SDM. Sonic Death Monkey.",Sonic Death Monkey.
Sonic Death Monkey.,What do you think? likes it.
What do you think? likes it.,"Barry, you're over thirty years old. You owe it to yourself and your friends and to your parents not to sing in a group called Sonic Death Monkey."
"Barry, you're over thirty years old. You owe it to yourself and your friends and to your parents not to sing in a group called Sonic Death Monkey.","I owe it to myself to go right to the edge, Rob, and this group does exactly that. Over the edge, in fact."
"I owe it to myself to go right to the edge, Rob, and this group does exactly that. Over the edge, in fact.",You'll be going over the edge if you come anywhere near me next Friday night.
You'll be going over the edge if you come anywhere near me next Friday night.,"That's what we want. Reaction. And if Laura's bourgeois lawyer friends can't take it, then 'em. Let 'em riot, we can handle it. We'll be ready."
Why not?,"Because it's sentimental tacky that's why not. Do we look like the kind of store that sells ""I Just Called To Say I Loved You?"" Go to the mall and stop wasting our time."
"Because it's sentimental tacky that's why not. Do we look like the kind of store that sells ""I Just Called To Say I Loved You?"" Go to the mall and stop wasting our time.",What's your problem? What did I... Why are you --
What's your problem? What did I... Why are you --,Do you even know your daughter? There is no way she likes that song. Or is she in a coma?
Holy Shiite! What the fuck's this?,It's the new --
"Okay, okay -- ""Leader of the Pack."" The guy cracks up on a cycle and dies right? ""Dead Man's Curve,"" Jan and Dean...","Did you know that after that song was recorded, Jan himself crashed his --"
"Did you know that after that song was recorded, Jan himself crashed his --",#NAME?
Hey Charlie.,Hey Rob.
Hey Rob.,Why did you break up with me for Marco?
Why did you break up with me for Marco?,I knew it! You're going through one of those what-does-it- all-mean things.
I knew it! You're going through one of those what-does-it- all-mean things.,Huh?
Huh?,"There's been a rash of them, recently. I find it a little unnerving. In fact Marco called a few months back, and he wanted to see me, and rehash the past as they say, and I wasn't really up for it. Do all men go through this?"
"There's been a rash of them, recently. I find it a little unnerving. In fact Marco called a few months back, and he wanted to see me, and rehash the past as they say, and I wasn't really up for it. Do all men go through this?","C'mon, just answer the question. You can say what you like. What the"
Good. So shall we leave it at that then?,"I've already left it, you pathetic rebound Now get your patchouli stink out of my store."
"I'm sorry. I haven't been very fair to you. That's why I came here to the store this evening. I feel terrible, Rob. This is really hard, you know.",Good. So. Is it my job?
Good. So. Is it my job?,"What? Gimme a break. Is that what you think? That your not big enough a deal for me? Jesus, gimme a little credit, Rob."
"What? Gimme a break. Is that what you think? That your not big enough a deal for me? Jesus, gimme a little credit, Rob.",I don't know. It's one of the things I thought of.
I don't know. It's one of the things I thought of.,What were the others?
What were the others?,Just the obvious stuff.
Just the obvious stuff.,What's the obvious stuff?
What's the obvious stuff?,I don't know.
"Look. Maybe you'll grow up and we'll get it together, you and me. Maybe I'll never see either of you again. I don't know. All I know is that it's not a good time to be living here.","So, what, you haven't definitely decide to dump me? There's still a chance we'll get back together?"
"So, what, you haven't definitely decide to dump me? There's still a chance we'll get back together?",I don't know.
I don't know.,"Well, if you don't know, there's a chance, right? It's like, if someone was in the hospital and he was seriously ill and the doctor said, I don't know if he's got a chance of survival or not, then that doesn't mean the patient's definitely going to die, now does it? It means he might live. Even if it's only a remote possibility."
"Well, if you don't know, there's a chance, right? It's like, if someone was in the hospital and he was seriously ill and the doctor said, I don't know if he's got a chance of survival or not, then that doesn't mean the patient's definitely going to die, now does it? It means he might live. Even if it's only a remote possibility.",I suppose so.
I suppose so.,So we have a chance of getting back together again.
So we have a chance of getting back together again.,"Oh, Rob, shut up."
"Oh, Rob, shut up.","Hey, I just want to know where I stand. What chance --"
"Hey, I just want to know where I stand. What chance --",-- I don't know what chance you have!
"You kind of have to start with Elvis Costello, but where? ""Motel Matches?"" ""I Want You?"" ""I Hope You're Happy Now?"" ""Green Shirt?"" His records should be sealed in cases that say ""in case of vicious betrayal, smash glass."" ""Where Did You Sleep Last Night,"" sure, but by Robert Johnson or by Nirvana? Maybe a Liz Phair track. There are a couple to get angry at instead of being angry with. Some devil's advocate stuff. The Silver Jews could be good when you're ready to start putting it all behind you... But I think we're getting ahead of ourselves there. Ah. Dylan. Bob Dylan. Now Bob Dylan would --The phone rings. He pulls off his headphones and picks it up but says nothing.","You must have known it would happen. You couldn't have been entirely unprepared. Like you said, I've been living with the guy. We were bound to get around to it sometime."
Fix it up. It'll make you feel better.,"I'll bet you can't remember what you were doing here, can you? I mean, how much are you making now? Sixty? Seventy? And you were living in this place."
"I'll bet you can't remember what you were doing here, can you? I mean, how much are you making now? Sixty? Seventy? And you were living in this place.",You know I didn't mind. And it's not as if Ray's place is any better.
You know I didn't mind. And it's not as if Ray's place is any better.,"I'm sorry, but can we get this straight? What is his name, Ian or Ray? What do you call him?"
"I'm sorry, but can we get this straight? What is his name, Ian or Ray? What do you call him?",Ray. I hate Ian.
Ray. I hate Ian.,"I hate him too. So I just call him ""Mavis."" Or ""Sissyboy."" Or ""Mavis the Sissyboy."""
"This is where you're supposed to say that you haven't laughed this much in ages, and then you see the error of your ways.","You make me laugh much more than Ray does, if that's what you're getting at. But I already knew you could make me laugh. It's everything else I don't know about."
"You make me laugh much more than Ray does, if that's what you're getting at. But I already knew you could make me laugh. It's everything else I don't know about.",You know I'm a good person.
You know I'm a good person.,Mmm hmm.
Mmm hmm.,You know that I can cook my off when I feel like it.
You know that I can cook my off when I feel like it.,"Oh ho, so very infrequently."
Don't forget your CDs.,Those aren't mine.
Those aren't mine.,Sure they are.
Sure they are.,"They're not really, though, are they? I know you bought them for me, and that was really sweet of you, but that was when you were trying to turn me into you. I can't take them, I know they'd just sit around staring at me, and I'd feel embarrassed by them and... they don't fit in with the rest of what's mine, do you understand? That Sting record you bought for me... that was a present for me. I like Sting and you hate him. But the rest of this stuff... Who the is Nick Lowe? Or Gram Parsons? Or the Boredoms? I don't know these people. I..."
"They're not really, though, are they? I know you bought them for me, and that was really sweet of you, but that was when you were trying to turn me into you. I can't take them, I know they'd just sit around staring at me, and I'd feel embarrassed by them and... they don't fit in with the rest of what's mine, do you understand? That Sting record you bought for me... that was a present for me. I like Sting and you hate him. But the rest of this stuff... Who the is Nick Lowe? Or Gram Parsons? Or the Boredoms? I don't know these people. I...","Okay, okay. I get the picture."
"Okay, okay. I get the picture.","I'm sorry to go on about it. But, I don't know, there's a lesson here somewhere, and I want to make sure you get it."
"I'm sorry to go on about it. But, I don't know, there's a lesson here somewhere, and I want to make sure you get it.","I got it. You like Sting but you don't like Gram Parsons, because you've never heard of him."
"I got it. You like Sting but you don't like Gram Parsons, because you've never heard of him.",You're being deliberately obtuse.
You're being deliberately obtuse.,I guess I am.
I guess I am.,"Well, think about it."
When are you going back?,"I don't know. Sometime. Later. Listen, Rob, would you have with me?"
"I don't know. Sometime. Later. Listen, Rob, would you have with me?",What?
What?,I want to feel something else than this. It's either that or I go home and put my hand in the fire. Unless you want to stub cigarettes out on my arm.
I want to feel something else than this. It's either that or I go home and put my hand in the fire. Unless you want to stub cigarettes out on my arm.,I've only got a couple left. I'm saving them for later.
I've only got a couple left. I'm saving them for later.,It'll have to be then.
C'mon. I want to know.,"Want to know what, exactly?"
"Want to know what, exactly?",What it was like.
What it was like.,It was like What else could it be like?
It was like What else could it be like?,Was it like good or was it like bad
Was it like good or was it like bad,What's the difference?
What's the difference?,You know the difference.
You know the difference.,"Look, we're okay now. We just had a nice time. Let's leave it at that."
"Look, we're okay now. We just had a nice time. Let's leave it at that.","Okay, that's cool, okay. But the nice time we just had... was it nicer, as nice, or less nice than the nice times you were having a couple of weeks ago?"
"Look, Rob. If great was as important as you think it is, and if I was having great with him, then we wouldn't be lying here now. And that is my last word on the subject, okay?",Okay.
What are you going to talk to me about?,I'm going to talk to you about whether you want to get married or not. To me.
I'm going to talk to you about whether you want to get married or not. To me.,Ha ha ha. Hoo hoo hoo.
Ha ha ha. Hoo hoo hoo.,I mean it.
I mean it.,I know.
I know.,"Oh, well thanks a bunch."
"Oh, well thanks a bunch.","I'm sorry. But two days ago you were in love with that girl who interviewed you for The Reader, weren't you?"
"I'm sorry. But two days ago you were in love with that girl who interviewed you for The Reader, weren't you?","Not in love, exactly, but..."
"Not in love, exactly, but...",Well forgive me if I don't think of you as the world's safest bet.
Well forgive me if I don't think of you as the world's safest bet.,Would you marry me if I was?
Would you marry me if I was?,No. Probably not.
No. Probably not.,"Right. Okay, then. Shall we go?"
"Right. Okay, then. Shall we go?",Don't sulk. What brought all this on?
Don't sulk. What brought all this on?,I don't know.
I don't know.,Very persuasive.
Very persuasive.,Are you persuadable?
Are you persuadable?,No. I don't think so. I'm just curious about how one goes from making tapes for one person to marriage proposals to another in two days. Fair enough?
No. I don't think so. I'm just curious about how one goes from making tapes for one person to marriage proposals to another in two days. Fair enough?,Fair enough.
Fair enough.,So?
So?,I'm just sick of thinking about it all the time.
I'm just sick of thinking about it all the time.,About what?
About what?,This stuff. Love and marriage. I want to think about something else.
This stuff. Love and marriage. I want to think about something else.,I've changed my mind. That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard. I do. I will.
I've changed my mind. That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard. I do. I will.,Shut up. I'm only trying to explain.
Shut up. I'm only trying to explain.,"I mean, maybe you're right. But were you really expecting me to say yes?"
"I mean, maybe you're right. But were you really expecting me to say yes?","I dunno. Didn't think about it, really. It was the asking that was the important thing."
"I dunno. Didn't think about it, really. It was the asking that was the important thing.","Well, you've asked."
I'm an idiot. I should have played the record first. This place is about to get burned down.,It's gonna be fine. These people are ready for anything.
Rob here.,Hey. It's Liz.
Hey. It's Liz.,What's happenin'.
What's happenin'.,You called this morning?
You called this morning?,Yeah. I just wanted to thank you for that message last night. It made me feel like... like less of an
Yeah. I just wanted to thank you for that message last night. It made me feel like... like less of an,How're you holding up?
How're you holding up?,"Actually, I'm fine. I'm great. Last night I got to thinking, ""you know what? Maybe it is time to move on. Maybe we're just not right for each other. Or maybe we are. But time will tell and at this point I'm going to be fine with whatever's meant to be."" You know?"
"Actually, I'm fine. I'm great. Last night I got to thinking, ""you know what? Maybe it is time to move on. Maybe we're just not right for each other. Or maybe we are. But time will tell and at this point I'm going to be fine with whatever's meant to be."" You know?","Yeah. Like I said, I don't want to take sides. And I like Laura with you. She's more fun, more open. You guys are good together. I just wish you two could, I don't know. I don't think much of this Ian guy --"
"Enough, Liz.",Enough of what?
Enough of what?,"I know I can't speak now because Laura's father died, and I just have to take it because otherwise I'm a bad guy, with the emphasis on guy, self-centered. Well, I'm not, not all the time, anyway, I'm really sorry Jo. But you know, Liz... I can either stick up for myself or believe everything you say about me and end up hating myself. And maybe you think I should, but it's not much of a life, you know?"
"I know I can't speak now because Laura's father died, and I just have to take it because otherwise I'm a bad guy, with the emphasis on guy, self-centered. Well, I'm not, not all the time, anyway, I'm really sorry Jo. But you know, Liz... I can either stick up for myself or believe everything you say about me and end up hating myself. And maybe you think I should, but it's not much of a life, you know?",Maybe I've been a little unfair. But is this really the time?
Maybe I've been a little unfair. But is this really the time?,"Only because it's never the time. I can't go on apologizing my whole life, you know?"
"Only because it's never the time. I can't go on apologizing my whole life, you know?","If by ""we"" you are referring to men, then I have to say that just the once would do."
"Books, records, films -- these things matter. Call me shallow but it's the truth, and by this measure I was having one of the best dates of my life.","Yeah, but you know what's his best film and nobody's even seen it?"
"Yeah, but you know what's his best film and nobody's even seen it?",The Conformist.
The Conformist.,Exactly! ex-actly!
Exactly! ex-actly!,You haven't even seen it!
You haven't even seen it!,Nor have you!
Hello? Anybody there?,"I'm all right, if that's what's upsetting you."
"I'm all right, if that's what's upsetting you.",You know that's not what's upsetting me.
You know that's not what's upsetting me.,"Well it should be, shouldn't it?"
"Well it should be, shouldn't it?",I knew this would happen. What are you going to do Rob?
I knew this would happen. What are you going to do Rob?,I'm going to drink this bottle of wine watch TV and go to bed. Then tomorrow I'll get up and go to work.
I'm going to drink this bottle of wine watch TV and go to bed. Then tomorrow I'll get up and go to work.,And after that?
And after that?,Meet a nice girl and have children. I promise the next time we talk I'll have it all sorted out.
Meet a nice girl and have children. I promise the next time we talk I'll have it all sorted out.,I knew this was going to happen.
I knew this was going to happen.,Then what are you getting so upset about?
Then what are you getting so upset about?,What did Laura say? Do you know why she left?
What did Laura say? Do you know why she left?,"It's got nothing to do with marriage, if that's what you're getting at."
"It's got nothing to do with marriage, if that's what you're getting at.",So you say. I'd like to hear her side of it.
So you say. I'd like to hear her side of it.,"Mom! For the last time, I'm telling you Laura didn't want to get married! She is not that kind of girl! To use a phrase. That's not what happens now."
"Mom! For the last time, I'm telling you Laura didn't want to get married! She is not that kind of girl! To use a phrase. That's not what happens now.","Well I don't know what happens now, apart from you meet someone, you move in, she goes. You meet someone, you move in, she goes."
Jesus Christ.,You'll be safe here. He won't in a church.
You'll be safe here. He won't in a church.,Why not?
Why not?,Tradition.
Tradition.,What the is going on?
What are you going to tell them? That you're protecting a man who's killed four people?,Four?
Four?,All fashionably without heads.
All fashionably without heads.,Spare me the details.
Spare me the details.,"But there's more. Wednesday someone played javelin with the cemetary curator in Felton, Delaware. Some locals spotted two cars with D.C. plates and surprise surprise, they turn out to be registered to our own Brenna Cartwright and the ever popular Richard Taupin."
"But there's more. Wednesday someone played javelin with the cemetary curator in Felton, Delaware. Some locals spotted two cars with D.C. plates and surprise surprise, they turn out to be registered to our own Brenna Cartwright and the ever popular Richard Taupin.","What are you getting at, Moran?"
"What are you getting at, Moran?","You've been a busy little beaver. Especially with that records mess up in Church Hill. Your notes are very complete. Naturally my feelings were crushed when you didn't rush right over and tell us what you knew. In fact, we're considering book- ing the ambulence chaser as an accessory to"
"You've been a busy little beaver. Especially with that records mess up in Church Hill. Your notes are very complete. Naturally my feelings were crushed when you didn't rush right over and tell us what you knew. In fact, we're considering book- ing the ambulence chaser as an accessory to",It'll never stick.
It'll never stick.,"But we might just give it the 'ole college try. What with the court back ups, it could be days before you got an arraignment. But then, I'm sure the flunk-out neice of the D.A. knows all about that."
"But we might just give it the 'ole college try. What with the court back ups, it could be days before you got an arraignment. But then, I'm sure the flunk-out neice of the D.A. knows all about that.",You're an Moran.
You're an Moran.,I want Taupin.
I want Taupin.,What makes you so sure he's the one?
What makes you so sure he's the one?,Just for laughs we raided wonder boy's house. There was a gallon of one of the corpse's blood in his carpet. I think it was about then I withdrew his name for humanitarian of the year.
Just for laughs we raided wonder boy's house. There was a gallon of one of the corpse's blood in his carpet. I think it was about then I withdrew his name for humanitarian of the year.,What's all of this got to do with me?
What's all of this got to do with me?,What were you doing in Felton?
What were you doing in Felton?,Research. If your pal was there I never saw him.
Research. If your pal was there I never saw him.,I have witnesses that can put the two of you together.
I have witnesses that can put the two of you together.,"Never take up poker, Detective."
"Never take up poker, Detective.",Don't be lady. Your neck can be sliced as fast as anyone else's.
"Come on Brenna, your is already in a sling, don't drag me into it.",All I need is for you to check the name.
All I need is for you to check the name.,You talked to your supervisor lately? He's burning up the place about you just dropping out of sight. That on top of the cops bugging him.
You talked to your supervisor lately? He's burning up the place about you just dropping out of sight. That on top of the cops bugging him.,"I'll take care of that Corey, but I need this now."
Good way to lose your job.,Some job. Card filing and cabinet dusting. Four years in this dump and I haven't written anything for Wilson that a wounded yak couldn't do.
Some job. Card filing and cabinet dusting. Four years in this dump and I haven't written anything for Wilson that a wounded yak couldn't do.,I liked the bit you did about Baltic chastity belts. Too bad no one else did.
I liked the bit you did about Baltic chastity belts. Too bad no one else did.,"It's Everything. My job, the people I get involved with, I'm up to here with it."
"It's Everything. My job, the people I get involved with, I'm up to here with it.",You always were hard to impress.
"Someone should check him out. Maybe a collection somewhere got knocked over. He has one, he might have two.",You see that desk? _Your_ desk? You see the piled up on it?
You see that desk? _Your_ desk? You see the piled up on it?,"Give it a rest Ned, huh?"
Three days you've laid there. It's time you ate.,This can't be.
This can't be.,"You are not dead, boy. Accept it."
"You are not dead, boy. Accept it.",This is monstrous. I'll burn in for all eternity.
This is monstrous. I'll burn in for all eternity.,You'd have to die first. Aqui.
Harder! You swing like an impotent cow!,Go to
Go to,"Oh, the boy has a mouth, now if only he had an arm."
Should have seen him the first night. Son of a stood there with a quart of blood on his pant leg and didn't even blink.,You'd think he'd had practice.
"All right, dear.","Wait a minute, Bruce. Have you got that money?"
"Wait a minute, Bruce. Have you got that money?",The five hundred? Sure.
The five hundred? Sure.,"On second thought, would you let me have it? I'll get the tickets."
"On second thought, would you let me have it? I'll get the tickets.",But --
But --,"Believe me, Bruce, I know what I'm doing. He'd get you in a game --"
"Believe me, Bruce, I know what I'm doing. He'd get you in a game --","But I don't gamble, Hilda!"
"But I don't gamble, Hilda!","I know a lot of men who didn't do anything till they met Walter Burns. Please, dear."
"I know a lot of men who didn't do anything till they met Walter Burns. Please, dear.","All right. One -- two -- three -- four -- five. Five hundred. Be careful, honey."
"All right. One -- two -- three -- four -- five. Five hundred. Be careful, honey.","I'll be careful, darling. You be, please."
"Well, I'll tell you one thing, old man, she never looked at me the way she's looking at you.","I might have, Walter, but you were never there."
"I might have, Walter, but you were never there.","Anyway, I'm glad you two are going to be happy and have all the things I couldn't give her. You know, Hildy is about the best reporter in the country -- and that goes regardless of But all she really ever wanted was a home."
"If he's nuts, why doesn't the State just put him away?",Because it happened to be a colored policeman.
Because it happened to be a colored policeman.,The colored vote happens to be very important to the Mayor of this town.
The colored vote happens to be very important to the Mayor of this town.,Especially with an election coming up in a few days.
You drunken idiot! Arrest him! The idea of coming here with a bull story like that!,It's a frame-up! Some imposter!
"Well, anyhow, I won't be covering stuff like this any more.",What's the matter? Getting yellow?
"Well -- Williams goes a little balmy and begins making speeches on a plan he's got to save the world. Only he makes his speeches, usually, on a very busy street and neglects to get a license for it. Well, the cops let him alone as much as they can because he's harmless and they're kinda sorry for him. But one day he decides to hold a meeting right in the middle of a Veteran's Parade and the cops chase him. He gets scared and goes into hiding. Come in, Dave Schwartz.","His Honor, the Mayor, now comes out with a statement that Earl Williams is a dangerous character in the employ of two or three foreign governments and the police are going to get him dead or alive. Somebody sends out a tip that this guy is hiding in Molly Malloy's joint. And this colored policeman, Daniels, goes over to pick Williams up. Williams has read the papers, thinks the cop is going to him and shoots first. That is all."
"That word is special. That word is only for something really important. Now, repeat after me... Bugger off.",Bugger off.
Bugger off.,Sod.
Sod.,Sod.
Sod.,Bloody.
Bloody.,Bloody.
Bloody.,"Now put them together. Bugger off, you bloody sod."
"Now put them together. Bugger off, you bloody sod.","Bugger off, you bloody sod."
"Bugger off, you bloody sod.",OK. You're in.
"It was great for me, how was it for you.",A bit too quick.
A bit too quick.,Well. Now we can do it slow. Are those some kind of stockings you're wearing?
Well. Now we can do it slow. Are those some kind of stockings you're wearing?,They might be.
They might be.,"I mean, no suspenders. They just kinda' disappear up your"
"Come on, ma... this bitch's got it coming.","No, I told you..."
"Christ, you scared the out of me.","Aw, you ain't seen nothing yet."
"Aw, you ain't seen nothing yet.",Is your brother ready to go?
Is your brother ready to go?,"Oh... yeah, he already left. We'll wait inside, come on."
"Oh... yeah, he already left. We'll wait inside, come on.",He left!
He left!,"Yeah, come on."
"Hey, great they're back.",Whoopie doo.
Can I help you with something?,I was just wondering.
I was just wondering.,Wondering what?
Wondering what?,Are you two gals all funny with each other?
Are you two gals all funny with each other?,What?
What?,You know... a couple of
You know... a couple of,Do you believe this girl?
Do you believe this girl?,"I was just wondering, cause you got a pissy look about you... like a real licking"
What the are you laughing about?,I just pictured the tire sitting in a chair watching TV.
I just pictured the tire sitting in a chair watching TV.,"Oh, wonderful. psycho."
"Take that, you redneck",You shouldn't a done that.
You shouldn't a done that.,Why? You gonna do something about it?
Why? You gonna do something about it?,"Yeah, I'll do something."
Keep the change and get yourself a new name.,Holy thanks!
How long have you been running this place?,"How long is a piece of string? Too long, that's how long."
"No, really.",I don't remember exactly. I took over for my Pa just after the Duke nabbed the Oscar.
I don't remember exactly. I took over for my Pa just after the Duke nabbed the Oscar.,The Duke?
The Duke?,"Yeah, my Pa wasn't right in the head after that."
"Yeah, my Pa wasn't right in the head after that.",You mean John Wayne?
You mean John Wayne?,boy there some other Duke you know about? A great American.
boy there some other Duke you know about? A great American.,"Yeah, I was never that big of a western fan. I like science fiction."
"Yeah, I was never that big of a western fan. I like science fiction.",I figured that much. Why the you asking so many questions for?
I figured that much. Why the you asking so many questions for?,You see me and my friends are writing a book on offbeat roadside attractions. You know all the crazy you see when you drive cross country.
You see me and my friends are writing a book on offbeat roadside attractions. You know all the crazy you see when you drive cross country.,I don't drive cross country.
I don't drive cross country.,But if you did.
But if you did.,I don't.
I don't.,But suppose for a second you did.
But suppose for a second you did.,"Y'all find us country people real funny like don't ya... well, pack up the mule and sling me some grits, I'ze a gotta get me some schooling."
"Y'all find us country people real funny like don't ya... well, pack up the mule and sling me some grits, I'ze a gotta get me some schooling.","No, no I think it's really interesting."
"No, no I think it's really interesting.","Well me Side Sally, who want to read about all that horse anyway."
"Really? Huh, I thought for sure you'd say Lynette Fromme. She's got that snooty vibe I know you dig.","Sqeaky! No way, she ain't that hot."
"Sqeaky! No way, she ain't that hot.",She's pretty cute.
She's pretty cute.,"Yeah but, she reminds me of this chick that I remember from fourth grade... called a... what did we call her? Oh yeah, Patty Pants... when ever she got called on by Miss Chumski, this chick would in her pants and start bawling."
"Yeah but, she reminds me of this chick that I remember from fourth grade... called a... what did we call her? Oh yeah, Patty Pants... when ever she got called on by Miss Chumski, this chick would in her pants and start bawling.","There always one kid with no bodily controls. We had this dude, Jeff Baxter, he was a puker. The would just sit there puke all over himself."
"There always one kid with no bodily controls. We had this dude, Jeff Baxter, he was a puker. The would just sit there puke all over himself.","Better than anyway so, what's your choice?"
"Better than anyway so, what's your choice?","If we're talking cute... like regular cute, I'd say Leslie Van Houton, but cute ain't hot."
"If we're talking cute... like regular cute, I'd say Leslie Van Houton, but cute ain't hot.","Yeah, no"
"Yeah, no",As far a hot... goes I gotta go with... Ruth Ann Moorehouse.
As far a hot... goes I gotta go with... Ruth Ann Moorehouse.,"Oh yeah, I forgot about her. She was pretty hot."
"Oh yeah, I forgot about her. She was pretty hot.","yeah, she is. I'd join a cult to get some of that... and the best part is she didn't try to the President or nothing, so that baggage ain't hanging around."
"yeah, she is. I'd join a cult to get some of that... and the best part is she didn't try to the President or nothing, so that baggage ain't hanging around.",I thought she tried to a witness for the prosecution.
I thought she tried to a witness for the prosecution.,"I'll let it slide, she was only seventeen."
"I'll let it slide, she was only seventeen.","Dude, talk about baggage, that ain't no carry-on that's some heavy duty Samsonite"
"Dude, talk about baggage, that ain't no carry-on that's some heavy duty Samsonite","Yeah, I guess... hot chicks are always nuts."
"Yeah, I guess... hot chicks are always nuts.",Hot has got nothing to do with it.
"Hold on, I've heard this before... but I can't remember the end.","So, the guy goes to and the devil says, ""do you smoke?"" The guy say, ""yeah""... the devil say, ""great cause Tuesday is cigar night, sweetest Cuban cigars you ever had."""
"So, the guy goes to and the devil says, ""do you smoke?"" The guy say, ""yeah""... the devil say, ""great cause Tuesday is cigar night, sweetest Cuban cigars you ever had.""",we really need to find some gas.
we really need to find some gas.,"Then the devil asks, ""do you drink?"" Guy says, ""yeah""... devil say, ""wonderful, Wednesday is free drinks night, best booze you ever had... all made from the finest stuff."""
"Then the devil asks, ""do you drink?"" Guy says, ""yeah""... devil say, ""wonderful, Wednesday is free drinks night, best booze you ever had... all made from the finest stuff.""",Yeah.
Yeah.,"Then the devil says, ""are you Guy says, ""fuck no""... Devil says, ""Well then, I guess you're gonna hate Thursdays."""
"Then the devil says, ""are you Guy says, ""fuck no""... Devil says, ""Well then, I guess you're gonna hate Thursdays.""","Oh yeah, I remember now."
"Oh yeah, I remember now.","Yeah, no I just told ya. Hey, you think this place called Alien Ed's UFO Welcoming Center is still around? It says, ""Where the Fact is separated from the Fantasy."""
"Yeah, no I just told ya. Hey, you think this place called Alien Ed's UFO Welcoming Center is still around? It says, ""Where the Fact is separated from the Fantasy.""","I dunno... we'll ask around as we get closer. Man, I really don't want to run out of gas out here in the middle of Petticoat Junction, man."
"I dunno... we'll ask around as we get closer. Man, I really don't want to run out of gas out here in the middle of Petticoat Junction, man.","Don't panic yourself, way too much caffeine guy... I see a sign. Captain Spaulding's Museum of Madmen and Monsters... cool. Also... fried chicken and... gasoline... next exit."
"Don't panic yourself, way too much caffeine guy... I see a sign. Captain Spaulding's Museum of Madmen and Monsters... cool. Also... fried chicken and... gasoline... next exit.",Perfect.
Perfect.,I hope this place is cool. We could use something interesting to liven up chapter 12.
That reminds me of a film I saw once of a guy who got out of his car at Lion Country Safari to take a picture of a lion cub and got eaten by the lions.,"Oh yeah, I heard about that. I always thought it was"
"Oh yeah, I heard about that. I always thought it was","No... yeah, they ripped him to pieces while his family watched from the car. The wife is screaming, the kids are crying. Some dude in another car filmed the whole thing."
I hope you fixed the spare like I asked ya.,"Yeah, I fixed it. Well, I ain't... um, I can't remember. I think I took it out to fit the bags and forgot to put it back."
"Yeah, I fixed it. Well, I ain't... um, I can't remember. I think I took it out to fit the bags and forgot to put it back.","Jesus Christ, Jerry."
"Jesus Christ, Jerry.","Well, technically I did what ya said."
"Well, technically I did what ya said.",You're a real piece of work.
"Tire's gone on us, man. There's no saving it now.",And the spare is safely sitting in Jerry's garage.
"Oh, don't worry she didn't get offended by what I said. You two got to lighten up... right, Bill?","Whatever, at this point all I care about is food. I'm starving and I got a killer headache."
"Whatever, at this point all I care about is food. I'm starving and I got a killer headache.","Hey, I asked you if you wanted some chicken."
"Hey, I asked you if you wanted some chicken.","Didn't look like chicken to me, more like fried cat."
"Didn't look like chicken to me, more like fried cat.",Tasted pretty good.
I can't believe what I'm seeing.,"I know, this is nuts."
We are,Turn that radio off!
"Don't look back, just get in the car.",Lock the doors.
I hope to Christ she doesn't expect us to wear these things.,Whatever it is just do it. The more we play along the faster we'll get the out of here.
And...,"And I gave 'em directions out there, up by the old farm row... I figured what's the harm. kids probably going out to up a rope and got themselves turned around backasswards and got lost as"
"And I gave 'em directions out there, up by the old farm row... I figured what's the harm. kids probably going out to up a rope and got themselves turned around backasswards and got lost as",Is that all... think real hard.
Is that all... think real hard.,"Yeah, they weren't here but a few minutes, didn't really have time to get as up close and personal as I do with most of the assholes that wander through here."
"Yeah, they weren't here but a few minutes, didn't really have time to get as up close and personal as I do with most of the assholes that wander through here.",How's about you give me those same directions.
How's about you give me those same directions.,"Yeah, yeah, sure. You don't have to get all True Grit all over my I'll give'm to ya... you can knock yourself silly for all I care."
"Yeah, yeah, sure. You don't have to get all True Grit all over my I'll give'm to ya... you can knock yourself silly for all I care.","Enough talk, write."
Fascinating.,That kid is one
That kid is one,"Christ, ain't they all. All them retards wanna do is and eat."
"Christ, ain't they all. All them retards wanna do is and eat.","Well, yeah... I think that if you knew him... I mean if you'd understand his urges, the guy's like forty or something."
"Well, yeah... I think that if you knew him... I mean if you'd understand his urges, the guy's like forty or something.",Worse than a rabid baboon.
Worse than a rabid baboon.,"Yeah, I guess, you know next to wacking his weasel his other favorite thing is twisting sharpened pencils in the corner of his eyes."
"Yeah, I guess, you know next to wacking his weasel his other favorite thing is twisting sharpened pencils in the corner of his eyes.",What?
What?,"Yeah, doesn't hurt himself, just spins it around next to his eyeball."
"Yeah, doesn't hurt himself, just spins it around next to his eyeball.",I'm sure that ain't the only place he's sticking those pencils.
I'm sure that ain't the only place he's sticking those pencils.,"Naw, he don't do anything else with 'em, but he did get caught once with a Planet of the Apes doll hanging out his"
"Naw, he don't do anything else with 'em, but he did get caught once with a Planet of the Apes doll hanging out his", 
 ,"Had to take him to the hospital. Kid had Dr. Zaius stuck half way up his butt, couldn't get it out."
"Had to take him to the hospital. Kid had Dr. Zaius stuck half way up his butt, couldn't get it out.",I always loved that mute broad that Chuck Heston was shacking up with.
I always loved that mute broad that Chuck Heston was shacking up with.,"Nova, yeah she looked pretty sweet."
"Nova, yeah she looked pretty sweet.","Yeah, now there's the perfect woman."
"Yeah, now there's the perfect woman.",Can I get some stamps off ya? Did you fix the toilet yet?
it's freezing.,"Hey, listen to this... I think this is related to our Dr. Satan."
"Hey, listen to this... I think this is related to our Dr. Satan.","Oh, yeah."
"Oh, yeah.","Yeah, in this book there's a chapter called Self Made Freaks about how people would mutilate themselves in order to work in a freak show. It mostly talks about tattooed people and wild men of Borneo and like that, but there is one mention of a single case where a woman was suspected of having her arms removed on purpose to become an arm-less wonder."
"Yeah, in this book there's a chapter called Self Made Freaks about how people would mutilate themselves in order to work in a freak show. It mostly talks about tattooed people and wild men of Borneo and like that, but there is one mention of a single case where a woman was suspected of having her arms removed on purpose to become an arm-less wonder.","Yeah, so how does that fit with the story of four morons with a flat tire looking for a dead tree?"
"Yeah, so how does that fit with the story of four morons with a flat tire looking for a dead tree?","It says, ""records show that Ellie Thompson was born in 1914 of normal physical stature and lived a life of normal bearings, until such time that she was placed in the care of the Willows State Mental Facility."""
"It says, ""records show that Ellie Thompson was born in 1914 of normal physical stature and lived a life of normal bearings, until such time that she was placed in the care of the Willows State Mental Facility.""",So.
So.,Now she was put in the nuthouse in 1930 at the age of 16.
Now she was put in the nuthouse in 1930 at the age of 16.,Why?
Why?,"Blah, blah, blah... it doesn't say, but she was released sometime in 1937, only to reappear as Ellie Bogdan, the arm-less wonder. Says she, ""criss-crossed the United States constantly in carnivals and freak shows until her death in 1946."""
"Blah, blah, blah... it doesn't say, but she was released sometime in 1937, only to reappear as Ellie Bogdan, the arm-less wonder. Says she, ""criss-crossed the United States constantly in carnivals and freak shows until her death in 1946.""",Yeah?
Yeah?,These dates perfectly correspond with the time frame of our beloved Dr. Satan working at the looney bin. I'll bet he amputated her arms.
These dates perfectly correspond with the time frame of our beloved Dr. Satan working at the looney bin. I'll bet he amputated her arms.,So what?
So what?,"I don't know, I just thought it was interesting."
"I don't know, I just thought it was interesting.","You know what Jerry, who really cares at this point?"
"You know what Jerry, who really cares at this point?",I don't... ...I just thought it was weird.
"Come on sleeping beauty, time to go to work.",Sleeping.
Sleeping.,Rise and shine.
Rise and shine.,"No please, let me sit this one out."
"No please, let me sit this one out.",Let's go. You're the one who wanted to be a photographer.
Let's go. You're the one who wanted to be a photographer.,I resign.
I resign.,"Too late. You're in for life, let's move it out Private Shutterbug."
"Too late. You're in for life, let's move it out Private Shutterbug.","Christ, I hope this isn't more crappy folk art. It's so quaint... it's so primal... it's so"
"Christ, I hope this isn't more crappy folk art. It's so quaint... it's so primal... it's so","Aw, it ain't it's... cute. ...and really who are we to judge the artistic merit of the tin-can Mona Lisa?"
"Aw, it ain't it's... cute. ...and really who are we to judge the artistic merit of the tin-can Mona Lisa?","Aw, I gotta anyway."
"It will be nice to have a few days off to regenerate. This trip is fun, but it's starting to get brutal.","Yeah, I hit burn out mode back at that old stripper lady's place. Watching her dance around with those ratty-looking animals was ridiculous."
"Yeah, I hit burn out mode back at that old stripper lady's place. Watching her dance around with those ratty-looking animals was ridiculous.","I know, that was some crazy I never in a million years would have believed it if I hadn't seen it."
"I know, that was some crazy I never in a million years would have believed it if I hadn't seen it.","A decent meal every once in a while wouldn't hurt either, this road food is"
"A decent meal every once in a while wouldn't hurt either, this road food is","If I never eat at another Waffle House again, I can die a happy girl."
"If I never eat at another Waffle House again, I can die a happy girl.","Scattered, smothered and covered."
"Scattered, smothered and covered.","Exactly... well, I guess a couple more photos won't me."
I think I'm going crazy.,I can't believe...
Jesus Christ.,I think I'm gonna have a heart attack.
Don't be such a smart,"Yeah, it's really your fault that we're stuck in this in the first place."
 ,"You find something, Georgie?"
"You find something, Georgie?","Yep, I found something."
What'd ya got there?,Keys.
Keys.,"Well Christ boy, don't stand there like a prize dog with his caught up a tree."
"Well Christ boy, don't stand there like a prize dog with his caught up a tree.",Huh?
Huh?,Open up the trunk.
Open up the trunk.,"Yes, sir."
"it, I must be crazy to let him go off with that crazy",Huh?
Huh?,That hillbilly
That hillbilly,"Oh, don't blow everything out of proportion."
"Oh, don't blow everything out of proportion.",You didn't see the look she threw me. She's up to something.
This is way too up for words.,I know the words... psycho that's the words.
"I'm with Denise, can't we just walk to someplace, this is getting",Negative. we are so deep in the sticks we could walk for hours and find zero.
Why? Why are you doing this?,"Doing what? Messy up your day? Well, lady there are some bigger issues at hand... than your have a nice day bumper sticker"
"Doing what? Messy up your day? Well, lady there are some bigger issues at hand... than your have a nice day bumper sticker",Where's Bill?
Where's Bill?,"Well, Bill... he's a good guy, he's been great help to me... a real blessing... I couldn't have asked for a better specimen. I mean you don't know what a dry spell I've had, total block... ...total block... but Bill he's OK."
"you, you freak!","Oh, come now... we're all creatures of and freaks in our own way... ...but if you'll notice... right here, needs a little something, heh?"
"Otis! Otis! Come quick, there's cops outside.",What! how many?
I don't know. I only saw one.,"I'm sure there's more than that... pigs always travel in packs... ...here, take this."
"I'm sure there's more than that... pigs always travel in packs... ...here, take this.",What should I do?
What should I do?,Go down stairs and play nice... I'm a gonna go 'round back and handle things like I always do.
Tell it to my daughter.,procedure.
"Yeah it's horseshit, just some boogieman that the kids like to scare each other with.","Anyway, there's not much else out that way... so, I figure maybe there's a chance the kids broke down and found their way over to one of the farms."
I don't know why you didn't tell me about this.,"It's embarrassing, okay?"
"It's embarrassing, okay?","It's not so bad. So, it just keeps growing?"
"It's not so bad. So, it just keeps growing?","Yeah, Natalie. It's hair. It grows."
"Yeah, Natalie. It's hair. It grows.","Well, don't jump down my throat. I'm just trying to help."
"Well, don't jump down my throat. I'm just trying to help.","How is that helping, Natalie? How exactly?"
"How is that helping, Natalie? How exactly?","Look, if you're going to be like that... You should be appreciative that I'm interested."
"Look, if you're going to be like that... You should be appreciative that I'm interested.","Why, because I'm a freak and you are beautiful, and you are being nice enough to come down to my freak, nonbeautiful level and act concerned about my repulsive troubles?"
"Why, because I'm a freak and you are beautiful, and you are being nice enough to come down to my freak, nonbeautiful level and act concerned about my repulsive troubles?","You're up, Lila. Why don't you try electrolysis or something? Figure it out for chrissake."
"Hello, my little boy.","Hey, ma. Did you bring any clothes? I'm freezing my off."
"Hey, ma. Did you bring any clothes? I'm freezing my off.","Oui. Nathan's silk suit, just like you asked."
"Oui. Nathan's silk suit, just like you asked.",Great. I've wanted you forever.
Call you back. You What do you want?,I just want to talk.
I just want to talk.,We have nothing to say! You are a rotten that's what!
I want our boy back.,Oui.
Oui.,"That I worked so hard. We worked so hard, you and I. He would've made us famous."
"That I worked so hard. We worked so hard, you and I. He would've made us famous.",We still have you and I.
We still have you and I.,"I know. And that's great. But it would be great in a better way, not a better way but a different way, if I could find him and bring him back."
"I know. And that's great. But it would be great in a better way, not a better way but a different way, if I could find him and bring him back.",Where do we look for little lost Puff?
Where do we look for little lost Puff?,I have some thoughts. I think that hairy is somewhere trying to turn him back into an ape.
I have some thoughts. I think that hairy is somewhere trying to turn him back into an ape.,That is horrible. Apes are dirty. No?
That is horrible. Apes are dirty. No?,You better believe they're dirty! And smelly! And messy! And they don't know their forks from their assholes!
I'm going alone. This could be dangerous.,"Okay, my sweet. Good night."
"Okay, my sweet. Good night.","A little resistance would be nice, it."
"A little resistance would be nice, it.",Please let me go with you.
Please let me go with you.,No.
No.,Okay.
He's dead.,We bury the body. We disappear into the woods. Nobody knows.
We bury the body. We disappear into the woods. Nobody knows.,"No. This is the end of the road. There's a dead human being here. For all of his faults, he was a human being, and certainly a victim of his culture as much as anybody."
"No. This is the end of the road. There's a dead human being here. For all of his faults, he was a human being, and certainly a victim of his culture as much as anybody.","Forget him, Lila. We'll disappear. We'll never talk about it again. We'll never talk again period. I love you."
"Forget him, Lila. We'll disappear. We'll never talk about it again. We'll never talk again period. I love you.","Puff, what happened to you is as much my fault as Nathan's. Maybe more so, because I knew it was wrong and I went along with it anyway. I'm taking responsibility for the I want you to go back to your old life."
"Puff, what happened to you is as much my fault as Nathan's. Maybe more so, because I knew it was wrong and I went along with it anyway. I'm taking responsibility for the I want you to go back to your old life.",I won't let you do that. I shot the And I'm glad.
I won't let you do that. I shot the And I'm glad.,"No. Go back to the woods. This is a sacrifice I need to make. In my world we have something called penance. It's another abstraction, but I had the concept drummed into my head during my years in the convent. It doesn't exist for you, and it shouldn't. See, I could never be free again anyway, so I might as well be in jail."
"No. Go back to the woods. This is a sacrifice I need to make. In my world we have something called penance. It's another abstraction, but I had the concept drummed into my head during my years in the convent. It doesn't exist for you, and it shouldn't. See, I could never be free again anyway, so I might as well be in jail.","Then I'll live for both of us, Lila. I'll be the most free, truest animal in the whole forest. For both of us."
"Then I'll live for both of us, Lila. I'll be the most free, truest animal in the whole forest. For both of us.",That's what I'm counting on.
That's what I'm counting on.,"But first I'll live among them, just long enough to testify before congress about the waywardness of humankind."
"But first I'll live among them, just long enough to testify before congress about the waywardness of humankind.",Okay. If you think it will help.
Progress!,Ouch. Yeah?
Ouch. Yeah?,"Oh yes, honey. Getting to be smooth smooth smooth all over. Smooth as a baby's butt."
"Oh yes, honey. Getting to be smooth smooth smooth all over. Smooth as a baby's butt.","I love it, Rose. I'm getting to be a real girl."
"I love it, Rose. I'm getting to be a real girl.",You still in the market for a real boy?
You still in the market for a real boy?,Always. Ow.
Always. Ow.,Cause there's this guy. My brother knows him. Might be right up your alley.
Cause there's this guy. My brother knows him. Might be right up your alley.,Tell me. I could use someone up my alley.
Tell me. I could use someone up my alley.,I don't get that. Is that
I don't get that. Is that,Shut up and tell me.
Shut up and tell me.,"Handsome, thirties, psychologist..."
"Handsome, thirties, psychologist...","Loves animals? Ouch. Must love animals, Rose."
"Loves animals? Ouch. Must love animals, Rose.",Loves animals. Loves you.
Loves animals. Loves you.,What do you mean?
What do you mean?,"Somehow it came up that you were a friend of mine. Mr. handsome, animal- loving psychologist said he would love to meet you."
"Somehow it came up that you were a friend of mine. Mr. handsome, animal- loving psychologist said he would love to meet you.","Holy Your brother didn't tell him about the nature of our relationship, did he?"
"Holy Your brother didn't tell him about the nature of our relationship, did he?",My brother is discreet.
My brother is discreet.,Won't he be able to tell?
Won't he be able to tell?,"My brother says the guy's a thirty- five year old so maybe he won't know how women usually feel. Plus he's got bad eyesight, almost legally blind, which is helpful in this situation. Plus he's got an extremely small of which he is ""mortifyingly ashamed"", so chances are he'll be so grateful for any non- judgmental attention, that he'll be yours forever."
"My brother says the guy's a thirty- five year old so maybe he won't know how women usually feel. Plus he's got bad eyesight, almost legally blind, which is helpful in this situation. Plus he's got an extremely small of which he is ""mortifyingly ashamed"", so chances are he'll be so grateful for any non- judgmental attention, that he'll be yours forever.",he must be really close to your brother to tell him such personal stuff.
he must be really close to your brother to tell him such personal stuff.,"Yeah, well my brother is his shrink."
"No maid service! For God's sake, can't you read the ""do not disturb"" sign on the doorknob?","Lila, it's Rosie."
"Lila, it's Rosie.","Go the away, Rosie."
"Go the away, Rosie.","Please, honey, let me in."
"Please, honey, let me in.","Rose, please go away."
"Rose, please go away.","Lila, I want to help you."
"You'll catch cold. It's cold. What do you suppose he is, a survivalist?",I think he's feral.
I think he's feral.,Feral? Don't touch him! He might be diseased! He might... My rabies!
Feral? Don't touch him! He might be diseased! He might... My rabies!,He looks perfectly fine.
He looks perfectly fine.,"I think we should go. Please. Before he wakes up and, I don't know, eats us, or whatever feral things do."
"I think we should go. Please. Before he wakes up and, I don't know, eats us, or whatever feral things do.","I don't understand you. This is fascinating and you just want to run away. I mean, here we have a human being totally uncontaminated by civilization, totally free, and all you want to do is run back to your..."
"I don't understand you. This is fascinating and you just want to run away. I mean, here we have a human being totally uncontaminated by civilization, totally free, and all you want to do is run back to your...","Actually, I just had an amusing thought."
"Actually, I just had an amusing thought.",What?
What?,"Feral, huh? Totally uncontaminated?"
"Feral, huh? Totally uncontaminated?",Look at him. He doesn't understand English. He moves like an animal.
Look at him. He doesn't understand English. He moves like an animal.,It's perfect!
It's perfect!,"Nathan, what the are you talking about?"
"Nathan, what the are you talking about?","Forget mice! Actually forget guinea pigs, cats, monkeys, and chimps also. I'm on to stage five: The human subject."
"Forget mice! Actually forget guinea pigs, cats, monkeys, and chimps also. I'm on to stage five: The human subject.","Oh no. You can't take him from his home, Nathan."
"Oh no. You can't take him from his home, Nathan.","Don't you see? He's my Tabula Rasa, my Eliza Dolittle. He's my ticket to the top of the Behaviorist food chain. He's going to make me famous."
"Don't you see? He's my Tabula Rasa, my Eliza Dolittle. He's my ticket to the top of the Behaviorist food chain. He's going to make me famous.",I won't allow you. It's wrong. He's happy here.
I won't allow you. It's wrong. He's happy here.,"Is he, Lila? Is he happy living filthy and alone in this tick infested wilderness? Never to know the love of a good woman, never to revel in the pitter-patter of little feet, never to read Moby or marvel at a Monet, or just sit back after a day of hard but rewarding work, smoke a pipe, and wonder about the nature of reality."
"Is he, Lila? Is he happy living filthy and alone in this tick infested wilderness? Never to know the love of a good woman, never to revel in the pitter-patter of little feet, never to read Moby or marvel at a Monet, or just sit back after a day of hard but rewarding work, smoke a pipe, and wonder about the nature of reality.","You'd be taking away his freedom, Nathan."
"You'd be taking away his freedom, Nathan.","Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose, Lila, to quote Janet Jackson."
"It's hormonal, Nathan. I can't help it. I'm sorry.",Your entire body?
Your entire body?,"I'm getting electrolysis. It's working, but it takes time. So meanwhile I have to..."
"I'm getting electrolysis. It's working, but it takes time. So meanwhile I have to...",You have to shave? Like an ape?
You have to shave? Like an ape?,"Apes don't shave, you son of a"
"Apes don't shave, you son of a",Don't quibble. You know what I mean.
Don't quibble. You know what I mean.,I'm sorry. Please don't be mad at me for this.
I'm sorry. Please don't be mad at me for this.,Mad? I'm I'm... disgusted!
Mad? I'm I'm... disgusted!,"I'm the same person I was before you knew, it! Oh"
"I'm the same person I was before you knew, it! Oh",I have to think! I have to think!
"Are you seeing somebody else, Nathan? I just have to know.",Of course not.
Of course not.,It would just be helpful to know.
It would just be helpful to know.,No.
No.,"Because, you know, you seem so distant. And you work late every night. And we hardly ever have and when we do, it's... I don't know. It feels different."
"Because, you know, you seem so distant. And you work late every night. And we hardly ever have and when we do, it's... I don't know. It feels different.",I'm just preoccupied.
I'm just preoccupied.,Do you like my new look?
Do you like my new look?,Yeah. It's nice. It's really good.
Yeah. It's nice. It's really good.,"I'm trying, you know. I'm trying to be what you want. I want to be what you want, Nathan. All I want is to be what you want."
"I'm trying, you know. I'm trying to be what you want. I want to be what you want, Nathan. All I want is to be what you want.","Shh. It's okay. It's okay, Lila. You're what I want. You know that. You're exactly what I want."
"Shh. It's okay. It's okay, Lila. You're what I want. You know that. You're exactly what I want.",Really?
Really?,Sure. Of course.
Sure. Of course.,"Because I'm really trying, you know. Rosie says maybe only another two years of the elctrolysis."
"Because I'm really trying, you know. Rosie says maybe only another two years of the elctrolysis.",That's great.
That's great.,I've signed up for a ballet class. And look at my nails! A real girl!
"Hey! I could come work for you! I know I haven't been all that supportive of this project, but I've come around.",Have you?
Have you?,"Oh yes, baby! I think that this is a wonderful project you're doing, taking this poor unfortunate, uncivilized creature and turning him into a human being! What a wonderful wonderful compassionate man you are!"
"Oh yes, baby! I think that this is a wonderful project you're doing, taking this poor unfortunate, uncivilized creature and turning him into a human being! What a wonderful wonderful compassionate man you are!",Really?
Really?,"Yes! And I want to help. You won't have to pay me, and I was thinking of giving up that crazy nature writing anyway."
"Yes! And I want to help. You won't have to pay me, and I was thinking of giving up that crazy nature writing anyway.",How come?
How come?,Who needs it? I have you and I have being a woman and I have thinking about womanly things! I love being a woman because...
Who needs it? I have you and I have being a woman and I have thinking about womanly things! I love being a woman because...,Such as what womanly things?
Such as what womanly things?,Such as my man and how to please him! Such as making wonderful dinners for my man! Such as looking pretty for my man! And I'm writing an article on quilting for the Ladies Home Journal!
Such as my man and how to please him! Such as making wonderful dinners for my man! Such as looking pretty for my man! And I'm writing an article on quilting for the Ladies Home Journal!,I had sold my soul.
I had sold my soul.,I let her sell her soul. I stood by as she did it. It's inexcusable. At the time though I thought it might help.
Look at you two. You both disgust me.,Oook. Oook.
Oook. Oook.,"Shut up! I gave you... life. I created you in my image, Puff. I took you from this primordial ooze and brought you into the world of culture and art and manners. And this is how you repay me? By heading back to the ooze first chance you get? I should leave you here with Lila the ape woman. It would serve you right, you ungrateful piece of But I'm not going to. You're too valuable to me. Totally selfish of me. You serve my purpose. But if you had any smarts you would realize that I serve your purpose as well. Life is so much more delightful when lived in a silk suit."
"Shut up! I gave you... life. I created you in my image, Puff. I took you from this primordial ooze and brought you into the world of culture and art and manners. And this is how you repay me? By heading back to the ooze first chance you get? I should leave you here with Lila the ape woman. It would serve you right, you ungrateful piece of But I'm not going to. You're too valuable to me. Totally selfish of me. You serve my purpose. But if you had any smarts you would realize that I serve your purpose as well. Life is so much more delightful when lived in a silk suit.",Ooka.
Ooka.,"Don't worry, Lila. You can stay. I don't have any interest in you anymore. C'mon, monkey boy."
"You did create me in your image, Nathan. Before you I was a simple, happy, complete being, in harmony with the world around me. After you I became duplicitous, cynical, angry, totally out of touch with my surroundings. In a word, Nathan, I became you. Lila has reintroduced me to myself. And, incidentally, what I'm about to do, you, is something that would never have occurred to me to do as a creature of the Earth. Before when I killed, it was for food or in self-defense. Now I will for revenge. Revenge is an abstract concept, Nathan. And I learned abstract thinking from you.",No.
"So anyway, that's the nightmare I've been having lately.",Do you suppose it has anything to do with Lila's unusually hairy body?
Do you suppose it has anything to do with Lila's unusually hairy body?,"No, why?"
"No, why?","Well, it seems that since Lila broached the subject of children, you've been on edge and I know you have an issue with the, uh, body hair."
"Well, it seems that since Lila broached the subject of children, you've been on edge and I know you have an issue with the, uh, body hair.","Oh, I see. Yes, that's something to think about. That's very good. That's what you get the big bucks, right? Ha ha."
"Oh, I see. Yes, that's something to think about. That's very good. That's what you get the big bucks, right? Ha ha.",I just think it might be important to explore your feelings for Lila.
I just think it might be important to explore your feelings for Lila.,"I love Lila. I mean, she's a wonderful person. And... she loves me! That's no small potatoes. I mean she really loves me. She's sacrificed so much to be in this relationship with me. And she's a good person. A truly good person. How rare is that in this world, eh? And how could I stop loving somebody because of a little physical imperfection, if it can even be called that. I mean, knows I'm not perfect! What about my eyesight? It's lousy, that's what! Lila's not going to leave me because of my eyesight. What about my"
"I love Lila. I mean, she's a wonderful person. And... she loves me! That's no small potatoes. I mean she really loves me. She's sacrificed so much to be in this relationship with me. And she's a good person. A truly good person. How rare is that in this world, eh? And how could I stop loving somebody because of a little physical imperfection, if it can even be called that. I mean, knows I'm not perfect! What about my eyesight? It's lousy, that's what! Lila's not going to leave me because of my eyesight. What about my",And how do you feel about Gabrielle?
You,"Listen, Miss Ladybird, you're here on a rain check and I know it. You're hanging on by your nails. You let that glory whistle blow loud and clear for Eddie and you're a wreck on a railroad track. You're a horse that finished last. So don't make trouble, Miss Ladybird. Live and let live. While you can."
"Eddie, is it all right if I get personal?",Whaddya been so far?
Whaddya been so far?,"Eddie, you're a born loser."
"Eddie, you're a born loser.",What's that supposed to mean?
What's that supposed to mean?,"First time in ten years I ever saw Minnesota Fats hooked, really hooked. But you let him off."
"First time in ten years I ever saw Minnesota Fats hooked, really hooked. But you let him off.",I told you. I got
I told you. I got,"Sure, you got That's the best excuse in the world for losing. No trouble losing when you got a good excuse. And winning! That can be heavy on your back too. Like a monkey. You drop that load too when you got an excuse. All you gotta do is learn to feel sorry for yourself. It's one of the best indoor sports: feeling sorry for yourself -- a sport enjoyed by all, especially the born losers."
"Sure, you got That's the best excuse in the world for losing. No trouble losing when you got a good excuse. And winning! That can be heavy on your back too. Like a monkey. You drop that load too when you got an excuse. All you gotta do is learn to feel sorry for yourself. It's one of the best indoor sports: feeling sorry for yourself -- a sport enjoyed by all, especially the born losers.",Thanks for the drink.
Thanks for the drink.,Wait a minute. Maybe I can help you.
Wait a minute. Maybe I can help you.,To do what?
To do what?,Get the three thousand. Play Minnesota Fats again.
Get the three thousand. Play Minnesota Fats again.,Why?
Why?,Ten reasons. Maybe fifteen. And also there's something in it for me.
Ten reasons. Maybe fifteen. And also there's something in it for me.,"Oh yeah, I figured that. How much?"
"Oh yeah, I figured that. How much?",Seventy-five per cent.
Seventy-five per cent.,For who?
For who?,For me.
For me.,"That's a -- that's a pretty big slice. Who do you think you are, General Motors?"
"That's a -- that's a pretty big slice. Who do you think you are, General Motors?","How much you think you're worth these days? I'm puttin' up the money, I'm puttin' up the time. For that I get seventy-five per cent return on my money -- if you win."
"How much you think you're worth these days? I'm puttin' up the money, I'm puttin' up the time. For that I get seventy-five per cent return on my money -- if you win.",You think I can lose?
You think I can lose?,I never saw you do anything else.
I never saw you do anything else.,You saw me beat Minnesota Fats for eighteen thousand dollars.
You saw me beat Minnesota Fats for eighteen thousand dollars.,"Look, you wanna hustle pool, don't you? This game isn't like football. Nobody pays you for yardage. When you hustle you keep score real simple. The end of the game you count up your money. That's how you find out who's best. That's the only way."
"Look, you wanna hustle pool, don't you? This game isn't like football. Nobody pays you for yardage. When you hustle you keep score real simple. The end of the game you count up your money. That's how you find out who's best. That's the only way.",Why back me then? Why not back yourself? Go find yourself a big poker game and get rich. You know all the angles.
Why back me then? Why not back yourself? Go find yourself a big poker game and get rich. You know all the angles.,"I'm already rich. But I like action. That's one thing I think you're good for is action. Besides, like I say... you got talent."
"I'm already rich. But I like action. That's one thing I think you're good for is action. Besides, like I say... you got talent.","Yeah, you already told me that. You cut that slice down to bite-size and maybe we can talk."
"Yeah, you already told me that. You cut that slice down to bite-size and maybe we can talk.","No, we don't talk. I don't make bad bets. Seventy-five, twenty-five. That's it."
"No, we don't talk. I don't make bad bets. Seventy-five, twenty-five. That's it.",Kiss off.
"Fats knew the game was in the clutch, knew he had to do something to stop ya. He played it smart.","I played that game, Bert. In my head I played it a thousand times."
"I played that game, Bert. In my head I played it a thousand times.","Play it again. Learn something. Fats went in the john, see? Washed his face, cleaned his fingernails, made his mind a blank, combed his hair, came back all ready to go. You were through. You saw him, you saw how he looked. Clean, all set to start all over again. Hold tight and push hard. You know what you were doing? You were waitin' to get beat. Flattened out on your butt, swimmin' around in glory. And whisky. Probably deciding how you could lose."
How do we stand?,'Bout even.
'Bout even.,When do I raise the bet?
When do I raise the bet?,I don't know.
I don't know.,"Bert, if that's his best game, I can beat him."
"Bert, if that's his best game, I can beat him.","Level with me, Eddie. You ever play billiards before?"
"Level with me, Eddie. You ever play billiards before?","What's the difference? You got a pool cue, balls on the table. All you gotta do is get the feel of it."
You ought to take up shooting. Talk about luck!,"Luck! Whaddya mean, luck?"
"Luck! Whaddya mean, luck?",You know what I mean. You couldn't make that shot again in a million years.
You know what I mean. You couldn't make that shot again in a million years.,"I couldn't, huh? Okay. Go ahead. Set 'em up the way they were before."
"I couldn't, huh? Okay. Go ahead. Set 'em up the way they were before.",Why?
Why?,Go ahead. Set 'em up the way they were before. Bet ya twenty bucks. Make that shot just the way I made it before.
Go ahead. Set 'em up the way they were before. Bet ya twenty bucks. Make that shot just the way I made it before.,Nobody can make that shot and you know it. Not even a lucky lush.
"Well... well, now.",Don't be a chump. Don't bet any more money on that fool shot.
Don't be a chump. Don't bet any more money on that fool shot.,"Well, now... I mean, you figure I'm a little and I'm loaded on the hip, and you just want in, real friendly, while the money's still floating, huh? Okay... Go ahead. Set 'em up."
"What are you trying to do, Eddie? You beat him. You beat him bad. You wanna yourself?","What are ya, chicken, Charlie?"
"What are ya, chicken, Charlie?","Well, maybe that's it. I'm chicken."
"Well, maybe that's it. I'm chicken.",Go on home. Just leave me the money.
Go on home. Just leave me the money.,Go to
Go to,"Charlie, boy, you better give me that money. C'mon now, give it to me. It's mine."
"Charlie, boy, you better give me that money. C'mon now, give it to me. It's mine.","Okay, here... Be a fool."
"You walked out on me like that. No goodbye, no nothing. Like a thief in the dark. We were partners. We were more than partners. He was like a... like --",A son.
A son.,"Yeah, yeah, like a son. I've known this boy since he was sixteen. The first time I saw him, back in Oakland, I said, ""This is a talented boy. This is a smart boy."""
"Yeah, yeah, like a son. I've known this boy since he was sixteen. The first time I saw him, back in Oakland, I said, ""This is a talented boy. This is a smart boy.""","Talk to me, Charlie."
"Talk to me, Charlie.",I want you to come back on the road with me.
I want you to come back on the road with me.,Aah! I've got no stomach for that any more. I've had that kind of life.
Aah! I've got no stomach for that any more. I've had that kind of life.,"What kind of life have you got here? Scufflin' around the small rooms, picking up eight, ten bucks a day?"
"What kind of life have you got here? Scufflin' around the small rooms, picking up eight, ten bucks a day?",I'll connect. I'll get you your money back.
I'll connect. I'll get you your money back.,Are you figuring on going back to Ames to play Minnesota Fats again? Is that what's on your mind?
Are you figuring on going back to Ames to play Minnesota Fats again? Is that what's on your mind?,"Never been out of it. I'm gonna beat that man... with that curly hair, and those diamond rings, and that carnation."
"Never been out of it. I'm gonna beat that man... with that curly hair, and those diamond rings, and that carnation.",This boy's crazy. They wiped the floor with him. They beat his brains out and he wants to go back. What for? To take another beating?
This boy's crazy. They wiped the floor with him. They beat his brains out and he wants to go back. What for? To take another beating?,I told you you'd get your money back.
I told you you'd get your money back.,"He thinks I care about the money. I care about you. Do you care about me, Eddie? We're together a long time, night and day. So how do you say goodbye? You gimme the car and a hundred bucks. You think I care about the dough, the car? I care about you. This boy is the greatest pool hustler you ever saw. A real high-class con man. He can charm anybody into anything. Did he ever tell you how well we were doing on the road? We had everything: we ate good, we slept late, we had money to burn. Whisky, dames... Excuse me... I'll tell you what -- take her along."
Now and then. You know how it is.,"You're, uh, you're Minnesota Fats, aren't you? You know, uh, they say Minnesota Fats is the best in the country out where I come from."
"You're, uh, you're Minnesota Fats, aren't you? You know, uh, they say Minnesota Fats is the best in the country out where I come from.",Is that a fact?
Is that a fact?,"Yes sir, boy, they, heh, they say that old Fats just shoots the eyes right off them balls."
"Yes sir, boy, they, heh, they say that old Fats just shoots the eyes right off them balls.",Where do you come from?
Where do you come from?,California. Oakland.
California. Oakland.,California? Is your name Felson? Eddie Felson?
California? Is your name Felson? Eddie Felson?,That's right.
That's right.,I hear you've been looking for me.
I hear you've been looking for me.,"Yeah. That's right, too."
"Yeah. That's right, too.",Big John! You think this boy is a hustler?
"Boy, he is great! Jeez, that old man. Look at the way he moves. Like a dancer.",Twelve. Cross side.
Your shot.,"You miss? Well, you don't leave much when you miss, do you, man?"
"You miss? Well, you don't leave much when you miss, do you, man?",That's what the game's all about.
That's what the game's all about.,"Mm hm... Two ball, side pocket."
Very good shot.,"You know I gotta hunch, man. I gotta hunch it's me from here on in... One ball, corner pocket. I mean, that ever happen to you? When all of a sudden you feel like you can't miss? I dreamed about this game, man. I dreamed about this game every night on the road... five ball... You know, this is my table, man. I own it."
What the is the point of having a beeper if you don't turn it on?,It was turned on. I was ignoring you. What's the big emergency?
It was turned on. I was ignoring you. What's the big emergency?,"Started this morning. Every channel is making like it's nineteen fifty. Snow, static, all kinds of distortions. No one knows what the is going on."
What the is this?,So sue me.
What the is that?,"This, pops, is every phone book in America."
"This, pops, is every phone book in America.",You think an important person like Constance is going to be listed?
You think an important person like Constance is going to be listed?,"She always keeps her portable phone listed, for emergencies. Sometimes it's just her first initial, sometime her nickname..."
"David, David! What the are you doing!?",I'm making a mess.
I'm making a mess.,This I can see.
This I can see.,"We've gotta burn the rain forest, Pops. Dump toxic waste, pollute the air, rip up the ozone. Maybe if we this planet up enough they won't want it anymore."
"We've gotta burn the rain forest, Pops. Dump toxic waste, pollute the air, rip up the ozone. Maybe if we this planet up enough they won't want it anymore.","David, you're"
We're loose!,Doesn't matter. Game's over.
Doesn't matter. Game's over.,I don't hear no lady.
Organize every plane you can find and get some pilots to fly them.,"Yes, Sir."
You scared the out of me.,"Yeah, but what an entrance!"
"Yeah, but what an entrance!", 
 ,Butt-munch.
I don't believe it. They make you learn how to fly everything from an Apache to a Harrier and still they turn you down? What else do they want you to learn?,How to kiss
I don't need it.,"Just take it, head. Alicia! Make sure he takes his medicine."
Just what the do you think you're doing?,I'm bringing home the bacon. Earning my keep. And doing a fine job if I do say so myself.
I'm bringing home the bacon. Earning my keep. And doing a fine job if I do say so myself.,"It's the wrong field, you idiot! Lucas' farm is on the other side of town."
"It's the wrong field, you idiot! Lucas' farm is on the other side of town.",You sure?
You sure?,"it, he was doing you a favor. You know how hard it is to find someone who doesn't think you're completely crazy? What are we supposed to do now? Huh? Where are we supposed to go now?"
They let you out?,Just what the do you think you're doing?
What the hell's going on?,We're leaving.
Why the wasn't I told about this place?,"Two words, Mr. President. Plausible deniability."
"Look out, it, I need that antidote!",Who cares? Where's that diamond!
"Are you crazy, a lift raft?! We're not sinking, we're crashing!","Get over here, it! Short Round, come on, grab onto me tight!"
Wait -- what're you doing?,I'm going down.
I'm going down.,Down? Down there?! Are you crazy!
Down? Down there?! Are you crazy!,I'm not leaving without those stones.
I'm not leaving without those stones.,You're gonna get killed chasing after your fortune and glory!
You're gonna get killed chasing after your fortune and glory!,Maybe... someday. Not today.
Get your breathing down. You sound like a cement mixer.,Can't see a thi..
They could put you back in the tube..,I'd be helpless and useless. They don't have the PEM. Without that...there's no chance.
I'd be helpless and useless. They don't have the PEM. Without that...there's no chance.,Well...they sure as aren't gonna get it for you.
Well...they sure as aren't gonna get it for you.,"They're busy covering their They're not the type of people we need."""
"They're busy covering their They're not the type of people we need.""",Yeah...Who is?
Yeah...Who is?,I am. You are.
I am. You are.,You are CRAZY!
You are CRAZY!,You're the one talking to a little guy in your head. ...We'll have to do it on our own.
You're the one talking to a little guy in your head. ...We'll have to do it on our own.,What do you mean we.
What do you mean we.,You gotta help.
You gotta help.,I did. I brought you back here.
I did. I brought you back here.,We're a team...My...talent. Your... mobility.
We're a team...My...talent. Your... mobility.,Thanks.
Thanks.,"Think of the scientific data we'll gain. Come on, lets get out of here."
"Think of the scientific data we'll gain. Come on, lets get out of here.",I'm not leaving until you do.
Holy,What is it?
What is it?,...Just beautiful.
What do I do?,"Don't just stand there, say something."
"Don't just stand there, say something.",What?
What?,Anything. Aw tell her the truth.
...Joe.,No...you idiot!
I feel like an idiot.,Just hold them close and stay still.
You sure this will work?,Not sure at all.
Not sure at all.,"Well at least talk it up, then. I feel like an idiot."
"Well at least talk it up, then. I feel like an idiot.",Just say the words. Just like I told you.
How's that for Savoir Fair!,Sir?
the PEM...What about Al...,Poor
When's your deadline?,Monday.
Monday.,Push it.
Push it.,What? Forget it.
What? Forget it.,"It's a smear campaign, Charlie."
"It's a smear campaign, Charlie.",It's drawn from a selectively circulated...
It's drawn from a selectively circulated...,"Oh, it's real selective... about as hard to get a hold of as the Manhattan phone book."
"Oh, it's real selective... about as hard to get a hold of as the Manhattan phone book.","Well, it's authoritative and is overwhelmingly documented."
"Well, it's authoritative and is overwhelmingly documented.","And it's And if I'm right, are you going to put the Journal's reputation behind a story that's going to blow up in your face?"
"And it's And if I'm right, are you going to put the Journal's reputation behind a story that's going to blow up in your face?",I'll take a look at what you got. But I'm not moving any deadlines 'cause you say so.
 ,"Oh, we need cops on the street. We don't need them on horses."
"Oh, we need cops on the street. We don't need them on horses.",I don't know what he was thinking.
I don't know what he was thinking.,"Oh, for God's sake, what has this guy got, a horse fetish?"
"Oh, for God's sake, what has this guy got, a horse fetish?","Alright, alright."
"Alright, alright.",Get me to New Orleans this afternoon. I'll shoot the thing myself!
What was that about?,Get me Wigand.
Get me Wigand.,Sure.
Sure.,is this?
Are you suggesting that she and Eric are influenced by money?,"Oh, no, of course they're not influenced by money. They work for free. And you are a Volunteer Executive Producer."
"Oh, no, of course they're not influenced by money. They work for free. And you are a Volunteer Executive Producer.","CBS does not do that. And, you're questioning our journalistic integrity?!"
"CBS does not do that. And, you're questioning our journalistic integrity?!","No, I'm questioning your hearing! You hear ""reasonable"" and ""tortious interference."" I hear... ""Potential Brown & Williamson lawsuit jeopardizing the sale of CBS to Westinghouse."" I hear... ""Shut the segment down. Cut Wigand loose. Obey orders. And off...!"" That's what I hear."
"No, I'm questioning your hearing! You hear ""reasonable"" and ""tortious interference."" I hear... ""Potential Brown & Williamson lawsuit jeopardizing the sale of CBS to Westinghouse."" I hear... ""Shut the segment down. Cut Wigand loose. Obey orders. And off...!"" That's what I hear.",You're exaggerating!
You're exaggerating!,"I am? You pay me to go get guys like Wigand, to draw him out. To get him to trust us, to get him to go on television. I do. I deliver him. He sits. He talks. He violates his own confidentiality agreement. And he's only the key witness in the biggest public health reform issue, maybe the biggest, most-expensive corporate-malfeasance case in U.S. history. And Jeffrey Wigand, who's out on a limb, does he go on television and tell the truth? Yes. Is it newsworthy? Yes. Are we gonna air it? Of course not. Why? Because he's not telling the truth? No. Because he is telling the truth. That's why we're not going to air it. And the more truth he tells, the worse it gets!"
"I am? You pay me to go get guys like Wigand, to draw him out. To get him to trust us, to get him to go on television. I do. I deliver him. He sits. He talks. He violates his own confidentiality agreement. And he's only the key witness in the biggest public health reform issue, maybe the biggest, most-expensive corporate-malfeasance case in U.S. history. And Jeffrey Wigand, who's out on a limb, does he go on television and tell the truth? Yes. Is it newsworthy? Yes. Are we gonna air it? Of course not. Why? Because he's not telling the truth? No. Because he is telling the truth. That's why we're not going to air it. And the more truth he tells, the worse it gets!","You are a fanatic. An anarchist. You know that? If we can't have a whole show, then I want half a show rather than no show. But oh, no, not you. You won't be satisfied unless you're putting the company at risk!"
"You are a fanatic. An anarchist. You know that? If we can't have a whole show, then I want half a show rather than no show. But oh, no, not you. You won't be satisfied unless you're putting the company at risk!","C'mon, what are you? And are you a businessman? Or are you a newsman?! Because that happens to be what Mike and I do for a living..."
"I'm staying right here. Doing my job. Fighting to get my show on the air. You don't like it? Hey, I'll tell you what... fire my","End up in a high-profile lawsuit with Lowell, the First Amendment martyr? I don't think so. Take a look at this... This is a summary of a dossier that's being prepared."
What the are you doing?,What does it look like I'm doing? I'm editing.
What does it look like I'm doing? I'm editing.,"No, not that. I'm talking about the Associated Press. They got this story that we pulled this interview and they talked to Mike and I. Did you tell them that we were lying?"
"No, not that. I'm talking about the Associated Press. They got this story that we pulled this interview and they talked to Mike and I. Did you tell them that we were lying?","No. I should have. I told them I disagreed with you, Mike and Kluster that this segment is as good as the original. I'm not lying for you. I'm not gonna shut up for you. Not on any of it."
"No. I should have. I told them I disagreed with you, Mike and Kluster that this segment is as good as the original. I'm not lying for you. I'm not gonna shut up for you. Not on any of it.","Hey! I'm not going to fire you, okay? Take a vacation. Now!"
The New York Times ran a blow by blow of what we talked about behind closed doors! You us!,"No, you you! Don't invert stuff! Big Tobacco tried to smear Wigand; you bought it. The Wall Street Journal, here, not exactly a bastion of anti-capitalist sentiment, refutes Big Tobacco's smear campaign as the lowest form of character assassination! And now, even now, when every word of what Wigand has said on our show is printed, the entire deposition of his testimony in a court of law in the State of Mississippi, the cat totally out of the bag, you're still standing here debating! Don, what the else... do you need?"
"""I'm Lowell Bergman, I'm from '60 Minutes.'"" You know, you take the ""60 Minutes"" out of that sentence, nobody returns your phone call. Maybe Wigand's right. Maybe I'm hooked. What am I hooked on? The rush? ""60 Minutes""? What the for? Infotainment. It's so useless, all of it.","So, it's a big country with a free press. You can go work somewhere else."
"So, it's a big country with a free press. You can go work somewhere else.",Free press? Press is free... for anyone who owns one. Larry Tisch has a free press.
Free press? Press is free... for anyone who owns one. Larry Tisch has a free press.,"Get some perspective, Lowell."
"Get some perspective, Lowell.",I got perspective.
I got perspective.,"No, you do not."
"No, you do not.","From my perspective, what's been going on and what I've been doing is ridiculous. It's half-measures."
"From my perspective, what's been going on and what I've been doing is ridiculous. It's half-measures.",You're not listening. Really know what you're going to do before you do it.
"Well, it isn't ""cigarettes are bad for you""...",Hardly new news.
Hardly new news.,No
No,What's this?
Lowell.,"""Put the corporation at risk""...? Give me a break!"
"""Put the corporation at risk""...? Give me a break!",Lowell.
Lowell.,These people are putting our whole reason for doing what we do... on the line!
These people are putting our whole reason for doing what we do... on the line!,Lowell!
Lowell!,What?
What?,I'm with Don on this.
What do...,I did not burn you. I did not give you up to anyone!
I did not burn you. I did not give you up to anyone!,"This is my house... In front of my wife, my kids?! What business do we have?"
"This is my house... In front of my wife, my kids?! What business do we have?",To straighten something out with you. Right here. Right now.
To straighten something out with you. Right here. Right now.,"So, you didn't mention my name? You haven't talked to anybody about me?"
"So, you didn't mention my name? You haven't talked to anybody about me?",Why am I gonna mention your name?
Why am I gonna mention your name?,How did Brown & Williamson know I spoke to you...?
How did Brown & Williamson know I spoke to you...?,How the do I know about Brown & Williamson?
How the do I know about Brown & Williamson?,It happened after I talked to you. I do not like coincidences!
It happened after I talked to you. I do not like coincidences!,And I don't like paranoid accusations! I'm a journalist. Think. Use your head. How do I operate as a journalist by the people who could provide me with information before they provided me with it?
And I don't like paranoid accusations! I'm a journalist. Think. Use your head. How do I operate as a journalist by the people who could provide me with information before they provided me with it?,You came all the way down here to tell me that?
You came all the way down here to tell me that?,"No. I did not. Big Tobacco is a big story. And you got something important to say. I can tell. But, yes. I did. I came all the way down here to tell you: story, no story, your story, I don't burn people."
Seven dwarfs?,The seven CEOs of Big Tobacco... they got up in front of Congress that time... it was on television...
The seven CEOs of Big Tobacco... they got up in front of Congress that time... it was on television...,"...and swore under oath that they know nothing about addiction, disease..."
"...and swore under oath that they know nothing about addiction, disease...",It was on C-SPAN. Yeah.
It was on C-SPAN. Yeah.,"Okay, so, here you are... you go to work for tobacco. You come from corporate cultures where research, really, creative thinking, these are core values. You go to tobacco... Tobacco is a sales culture. Market and sell enormous volume. Go to a lot of golf tournaments. The with everything else. What are you doing? Why are you working for ""tobacco"" in the first place?"
"Okay, so, here you are... you go to work for tobacco. You come from corporate cultures where research, really, creative thinking, these are core values. You go to tobacco... Tobacco is a sales culture. Market and sell enormous volume. Go to a lot of golf tournaments. The with everything else. What are you doing? Why are you working for ""tobacco"" in the first place?","I can't talk about it. The work I was supposed to do... might have had some positive effect. I don't know... it could have been beneficial. Mostly, I got paid a lot. I took the money. My wife was happy. My kids had good medical. Good schools. Got a great house. I mean, what the is wrong with that...?"
"The internet said you did graduate work in Wisconsin, then went to UC La Jolla with Professor... Marcus?","Marcuse. Yeah. He was my mentor. He had a major influence on the New Left in the late '60s... and on me, personally."
"Marcuse. Yeah. He was my mentor. He had a major influence on the New Left in the late '60s... and on me, personally.",Next to your father?
Next to your father?,My father? What the hell's that got to do with my father?
My father? What the hell's that got to do with my father?,Is that why you became a journalist? Then you get to ask all the questions?
Is that why you became a journalist? Then you get to ask all the questions?,You charge by the hour?
You charge by the hour?,My father was a mechanical engineer... most ingenious man I ever knew.
My father was a mechanical engineer... most ingenious man I ever knew.,"Well, my father left us when I was five-years old. He was not the most ingenious man I ever knew... Let's get back to Brown & Williamson. If you decide to go on ""60 Minutes,"" I got to know everything about why you got fired."
"Well, my father left us when I was five-years old. He was not the most ingenious man I ever knew... Let's get back to Brown & Williamson. If you decide to go on ""60 Minutes,"" I got to know everything about why you got fired.",Why?
Why?,"They're gonna dig up stuff from your past, they're gonna throw it at you. I got to know what they're gonna throw. You understand?"
"They're gonna dig up stuff from your past, they're gonna throw it at you. I got to know what they're gonna throw. You understand?",I drink. A couple of occasions more than I should have. I was cited for shoplifting once. But it was a mistake... I pushed Liane one time. We were both stressed out because of the pressure. She went to her mother's. I got fired because when I get angry I have difficulty censoring myself. And I don't like to be pushed around!
I drink. A couple of occasions more than I should have. I was cited for shoplifting once. But it was a mistake... I pushed Liane one time. We were both stressed out because of the pressure. She went to her mother's. I got fired because when I get angry I have difficulty censoring myself. And I don't like to be pushed around!,I'm not pushing you around! I'm asking you questions.
I'm not pushing you around! I'm asking you questions.,"I'm just a commodity to you, aren't I? I could be anything. Right? Anything worth putting on between commercials..."
"I'm just a commodity to you, aren't I? I could be anything. Right? Anything worth putting on between commercials...","...to a network, probably, we're all commodities. To me? You are not a commodity. What you are is important."
"Jeff, call the FBI right away...",They do this with impunity!
They do this with impunity!,Jeff...
Jeff...,"They get to go home at night. What does it cost these people to do this to us? Nothing?! My girls are crying, so them! I want to tape! I'm done thinking about it."
"Oh, you know what we do or do not need to know? Since when have you become a media expert?","What do you want to do, Lowell, look up my too...!"
Yes. Did you lie about being on the American Judo Team in the Olympics?,What?
What?,Some public relations guy got a hold of a tape of an interview... where you're saying you were on the American Judo Team in the Olympics...?
Some public relations guy got a hold of a tape of an interview... where you're saying you were on the American Judo Team in the Olympics...?,"What kind of is this? I was not on the team, I sparred with the Olympic Team... okay?"
You manipulated me into this...!,That's Jeff!
That's Jeff!,You greased the rails!
You greased the rails!,"I greased the rails for a guy who wanted to say yes. I helped him to say yes. Alright. You're not a robot, Jeff! That's all. You got a mind of your own, don't you?"
"I greased the rails for a guy who wanted to say yes. I helped him to say yes. Alright. You're not a robot, Jeff! That's all. You got a mind of your own, don't you?","""Up to you, Jeffrey. That's the power you have, Jeffrey. Vital insider information the American public need to know."" Lowell Bergman, the hot show who never met a source he couldn't turn around."
"""Up to you, Jeffrey. That's the power you have, Jeffrey. Vital insider information the American public need to know."" Lowell Bergman, the hot show who never met a source he couldn't turn around.",I fought for you... and I still fight for you.
I fought for you... and I still fight for you.,You fought for me...?! ...you manipulated me... into where I am now... staring at the Brown & Williamson Building. It's all dark. Except the 10th floor! That's the legal department. That's where they with my life!
You fought for me...?! ...you manipulated me... into where I am now... staring at the Brown & Williamson Building. It's all dark. Except the 10th floor! That's the legal department. That's where they with my life!,"Jeffrey, where you going with this? So where you goin'? You are important to a lot of people, Jeffrey. You think about that. You think about them."
What's happening?!,He doesn't seem to be listening...
He doesn't seem to be listening...,"Alright, now listen to me. I want you -- I want you to tell him, in these words: get on the phone...!"
"Alright, now listen to me. I want you -- I want you to tell him, in these words: get on the phone...!",I can't say that!
I can't say that!,"No, you can. Tell him to get on the phone!"
"Hold on a minute, Lowell... ...somebody... may be following me. I don't know. They came on the property...",What do you mean followed you? Did you call the police?
What do you mean followed you? Did you call the police?,"I don't want to be paranoid... I mean, maybe it's a game. Some kind of mind game."
"I don't want to be paranoid... I mean, maybe it's a game. Some kind of mind game.","Well, what do you really think, though?"
"Well, what do you really think, though?",I don't know what the I really think! Are they doing it? Is some crank doing it? Are they doing it to make me feel paranoid? Are they doing it for real and don't give a what I think? I don't know! I don't know.
Object to the form of the question!,It acts as a drug on the body?
It acts as a drug on the body?,Object to the form!
Object to the form!,It acts as a...
It acts as a...,Object!
Object!,There an echo in here? Your objection's been recorded. She typed it into her little machine over there. It's on the record. So now I'll proceed with my deposition of my witness. Does it act as a drug?
There an echo in here? Your objection's been recorded. She typed it into her little machine over there. It's on the record. So now I'll proceed with my deposition of my witness. Does it act as a drug?,"Dr. Wigand. I am instructing you... ...not to answer that question in accordance to the terms of the contractual obligations undertaken by you not to disclose any information about your work at the Brown & Williamson Tobacco Company. And in accordance with the force and effect of the temporary restraining order that has been entered against you to by the court in the State of Kentucky! That means you don't talk! Mr. Motley, we have rights, here..."
"Dr. Wigand. I am instructing you... ...not to answer that question in accordance to the terms of the contractual obligations undertaken by you not to disclose any information about your work at the Brown & Williamson Tobacco Company. And in accordance with the force and effect of the temporary restraining order that has been entered against you to by the court in the State of Kentucky! That means you don't talk! Mr. Motley, we have rights, here...","Oh, you got rights and lefts! Ups and downs and middles! So what?! You don't get to instruct anything around here! This is not North Carolina, not South Carolina nor Kentucky. This is the sovereign State of Mississippi's proceeding. Wipe that smirk off your face! Dr. Wigand's deposition will be part of this record. And I'm going to take my witness' testimony! Whether the you like it or not! Answer the question, Dr..."
"Do you think I'm going to end up like Herb Myerson, with a colostomy bag instead of a family?",Got any symptoms?
Got any symptoms?,Yes. The inability to experience pleasure.
Yes. The inability to experience pleasure.,Oh. That. Don't waste time with your queen.
Oh. That. Don't waste time with your queen.,What?
What?,The Center Counter Defense. The thing is not to move your queen too early.
The Center Counter Defense. The thing is not to move your queen too early.,"She can't really love that idiot, can she?"
"She can't really love that idiot, can she?",What?
What?,Marylin Rexroth. She came into my office and signed a pre-nup with Howard Doyle.
Marylin Rexroth. She came into my office and signed a pre-nup with Howard Doyle.,Doyle Oil? A Massey Pre-nup? She loves him.
Doyle Oil? A Massey Pre-nup? She loves him.,He's the wrong man.
He's the wrong man.,"Miles! Don't waste time with someone else's queen, either."
"All right, Miles. Let me tell you everything you THINK you know. I was married to Rex for a long time. I was an excellent wife, a partner, a lover, a hostess and a friend. There was only one thing I did wrong during the five years we were together. I got five years older. Think he should be able to ditch me for that?",He wants a reconciliation.
He wants a reconciliation.,See the tape. Then we can discuss reconciliation. Rex up and I nailed his Now I'm going to have it mounted and have my girlfriends over to throw darts at it. Then I'm getting on with my life. That's all I'm after.
See the tape. Then we can discuss reconciliation. Rex up and I nailed his Now I'm going to have it mounted and have my girlfriends over to throw darts at it. Then I'm getting on with my life. That's all I'm after.,Gotcha.
Gotcha.,"What is it you're after, Miles?"
"What is it you're after, Miles?","Oh, I'm a lot like you -- just looking for an to mount."
"Oh, I'm a lot like you -- just looking for an to mount.","Well, don't look at mine!"
Comfy!,What do you want?
What do you want?,I want to nail you
I want to nail you,"Are you threatening me, because I'm sure that's a violation of the terms of your bail."
"Are you threatening me, because I'm sure that's a violation of the terms of your bail.",I'm reporting you to the IRS.
I'm reporting you to the IRS.,The IRS? They owe me. I'm expecting a refund.
Forgery and Fraud?,You used his credit card.
You used his credit card.,He told me to -- he said he wanted me to --
He told me to -- he said he wanted me to --,"Quite a little shopping spree. How do you spend six figures in less than six hours? Oh, never mind I've seen it before. I've seen everything."
"Quite a little shopping spree. How do you spend six figures in less than six hours? Oh, never mind I've seen it before. I've seen everything.",Do you think he set me up? Do you think that was his intention?
Do you think he set me up? Do you think that was his intention?,Like I know his intention? Or yours for that matter? I should join Sam. I'm too old for this
Like I know his intention? Or yours for that matter? I should join Sam. I'm too old for this,He never even asked. He just assumed --
He never even asked. He just assumed --,"He was right, wasn't he?"
"He was right, wasn't he?",So. Now what?
So. Now what?,"Now? Well, Marylin, now you cut a deal or find out how Jean Harris made it work for her."
Wait. I know you.,Yes?
Yes?,You're Miles Massey! You probably don't recognize me. The drugs made me put on weight and grow hair.
You're Miles Massey! You probably don't recognize me. The drugs made me put on weight and grow hair.,Excuse me?
Excuse me?,You ruined my life you sonofabitch. Gimme those.
Time marches on. Ardor cools.,No. Not exactly. It didn't exactly cool. Marylin is a knock-out. And very sexy -- but -- there's a lot of it out there.
No. Not exactly. It didn't exactly cool. Marylin is a knock-out. And very sexy -- but -- there's a lot of it out there.,Ah.
Ah.,"You know what I mean when I say ""it."""
"You know what I mean when I say ""it.""","Gotcha. No need to get anatomically correct with me, Rex."
"Gotcha. No need to get anatomically correct with me, Rex.",Seems like there's more of it than ever before --
Seems like there's more of it than ever before --,"Well, with the expanding global population -- Let me ask you this -- your wife. Has she pursued the opportunities which must present themselves to the ""knock-out, sexy woman"" you described?"
"Well, with the expanding global population -- Let me ask you this -- your wife. Has she pursued the opportunities which must present themselves to the ""knock-out, sexy woman"" you described?",I don't know. I can assume...
I don't know. I can assume...,Not in court you can't. Has she retained counsel?
Not in court you can't. Has she retained counsel?,I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.,And your wife is aware of or has evidence of your activities?
And your wife is aware of or has evidence of your activities?,Video.
Video.,"Mmm... And to cut to the chase, forensically speaking -- is there a pre-nup?"
Wait... He wants to give her...?,Nothing.
Nothing.,And she has...?
And she has...?,Video.
Video.,What the
What the is wrong with you?,"I can't help it. Even with the business we're in, I -- it gets me every time. It's so -- optimistic."
"I can't help it. Even with the business we're in, I -- it gets me every time. It's so -- optimistic.",Is she going through with it?
What a cat. No controlling these modern girls. They're terrible!,Terrible! Nothing terrible about her. She's great! Marvelous youngster! Got a mind of her own. Knows just what she wants. She's not going to get it though. She won't get very far. Has no money.
Terrible! Nothing terrible about her. She's great! Marvelous youngster! Got a mind of her own. Knows just what she wants. She's not going to get it though. She won't get very far. Has no money.,What about that diamond wrist watch she had on—she can raise some money on that?
What about that diamond wrist watch she had on—she can raise some money on that?,"Holy Smoke! I forgot all about that. Send a wireless at once, ""Lovington Detective Agency. Daughter escaped again. Watch all roads—all transports and railroad stations in Miami. Have your New York office keep tabs on King Westley. Intercept all messages. Want her back at all costs!"""
Poor old Shapeley. You shouldn't have frightened him like that.,"At the rate he started, he's probably passed two state lines by this time. The exercise is good for him."
"At the rate he started, he's probably passed two state lines by this time. The exercise is good for him.","Yes, I noticed he was getting a little lately. Ouch!"
"Yes, I noticed he was getting a little lately. Ouch!",What's the matter?
What's the matter?,I was never built for these moonlight strolls. Why did we have to leave the bus?
I was never built for these moonlight strolls. Why did we have to leave the bus?,I don't trust that chatterbox.
"Yeah—the ""big boy""—the Boss of the outfit.","You're not kidnapping her, are you?"
"You're not kidnapping her, are you?","What else, You don't think we're after that penny-ante reward, do you? Ten thousand bucks? Chicken feed! We're holding her for a million smackers."
"What else, You don't think we're after that penny-ante reward, do you? Ten thousand bucks? Chicken feed! We're holding her for a million smackers.","Say, look! I didn't know it was anything like this, see—and—"
"Say, look! I didn't know it was anything like this, see—and—",What's the matter with you! Gettin' yellow?
What's the matter with you! Gettin' yellow?,But I'm a married man. I got a couple of kids. I can't get mixed up with—
But I'm a married man. I got a couple of kids. I can't get mixed up with—,"Sh-sh-sh—! Soft pedal, you mug!—before I— What're you trying to do? Tell the whole world about it! Now listen, you're in this thing—and you're staying in! Get me? You know too much."
"Sh-sh-sh—! Soft pedal, you mug!—before I— What're you trying to do? Tell the whole world about it! Now listen, you're in this thing—and you're staying in! Get me? You know too much.","I won't say anything. Honest, I won't."
"I won't say anything. Honest, I won't.",Yeah ?—How do I know? I gotta good mind to plug you. I shouldn't take any chances on you.
Yeah ?—How do I know? I gotta good mind to plug you. I shouldn't take any chances on you.,"You can trust me, Mister. I'll keep my mouth shut."
"Boss, Oswald impersonators? Sounds like James Bond now.","Al, you can't tell a mink from a coonskin unless you see the fur up close. Sam! If we don't start reading between the lines here! Y'all gotta start thinking on a different level - like the CIA does. We're through the looking glass. Here white is black and black is white."
"Why you keep dancing on my head for, my man? We been thicker'n molasses pie since law school.","Because you keep conning me, Dean. I read your testimony to the Warren Commission and..."
"Because you keep conning me, Dean. I read your testimony to the Warren Commission and...",There you go. Grain of salt. Two sides to every coin.
There you go. Grain of salt. Two sides to every coin.,"You tell them the day after the assassination you were called on the phone by this ""Clay Bertrand"" and asked to fly to Dallas and be Lee Oswald's layer."
"You tell them the day after the assassination you were called on the phone by this ""Clay Bertrand"" and asked to fly to Dallas and be Lee Oswald's layer.",Right.
Right.,"Now that's pretty important, Dean. You also told the FBI when you met him, he was six foot two. Then you tell the Commission he was five foot eight. How the did the man shrink like that, Dean?"
"Now that's pretty important, Dean. You also told the FBI when you met him, he was six foot two. Then you tell the Commission he was five foot eight. How the did the man shrink like that, Dean?","They put the heat on, my man, just like you're doing. I gave'em anything that popped into my cabeza. Truth is, I never met the dude."
What was his voice like?,You knew you weren't talking to some low life you know. He had command of the king's English.
You knew you weren't talking to some low life you know. He had command of the king's English.,Did he pay?
Did he pay?,Always - like on a pig. I wish I had a million of those bimbettes.
Always - like on a pig. I wish I had a million of those bimbettes.,And Oswald?
And Oswald?,"Like I told to the Washington boys, Bertrand called that summer and asked me to help the kid upgrade his Marine discharge..."
"Like I told to the Washington boys, Bertrand called that summer and asked me to help the kid upgrade his Marine discharge...",So you saw Oswald how many times?
So you saw Oswald how many times?,"Three, four. He came in with a few Cubano swishes one time I remember..."
Recall any names?,"Mario, Jose - they wear names like you and I wear clothes. Today the name is Candy, tomorrow it's Butsie. I wish I could help you, Jim."
"Mario, Jose - they wear names like you and I wear clothes. Today the name is Candy, tomorrow it's Butsie. I wish I could help you, Jim.",Did you speak to Oswald in Dallas?
Did you speak to Oswald in Dallas?,"no! I told this Bertrand cat right off, this isn't my scene, man. I deal with muni court, I'm a hack in town, that kid needs a hot dog."
"no! I told this Bertrand cat right off, this isn't my scene, man. I deal with muni court, I'm a hack in town, that kid needs a hot dog.","Then how the did you get in the Warren Commission, Dean? Except through the phone records in the Dallas jail?"
"Then how the did you get in the Warren Commission, Dean? Except through the phone records in the Dallas jail?",There were no phone records.
There were no phone records.,"Of course there weren't. 'Cause they disappeared. And yet the Commission found you, Dean."
"Of course there weren't. 'Cause they disappeared. And yet the Commission found you, Dean.","I don't know how they got to me. Maybe cause I repped him here. The Feebees run background checks. On my mama's man, that's all I got. There wasn't no conspiracy, Jim. If there were, why the didn't Bobby Kennedy prosecute it as Attorney General, he was his brother for Chrissake. How the three people could keep a secret like that, I don't know. It was Oswald. He was a nut job. y'know, hated this country."
All this blubbering over that sonofabitch! They're grieving like they knew the man. It makes me want to puke.,"God's sake, chief. The President was shot."
"God's sake, chief. The President was shot.","A President! I don't see any weeping for all the thousands of Cubans that condemned to death and torture at the Bay of Pigs. Where are all the tears for the Russians and Hungarians and Chinese living like slaves in prison camps run by Kennedy's communist buddies - All these damned peace treaties! I'm telling ya Jack, that's what happens when you let the vote. They get together with the Jews and the Catholics and elect an Irish bleeding heart."
"A President! I don't see any weeping for all the thousands of Cubans that condemned to death and torture at the Bay of Pigs. Where are all the tears for the Russians and Hungarians and Chinese living like slaves in prison camps run by Kennedy's communist buddies - All these damned peace treaties! I'm telling ya Jack, that's what happens when you let the vote. They get together with the Jews and the Catholics and elect an Irish bleeding heart.","Chief, maybe you had a little too much to drink."
"Chief, maybe you had a little too much to drink.","Bartender, another round... Here's to the New Frontier. Camelot in smithereens. I'll drink to that."
"Who the opened my files! You've been looking through my private files, haven't you, you weasel?","You may not like this, chief, but you're beginning to act paranoid. I mean, you really are."
"You may not like this, chief, but you're beginning to act paranoid. I mean, you really are.",You found out about Dave Ferrie going to Texas today and you went through all my files to see what was going on. You're a spy.
You found out about Dave Ferrie going to Texas today and you went through all my files to see what was going on. You're a spy.,"chief, why would I ever need to look in your files? I saw enough here this summer to write a book."
"chief, why would I ever need to look in your files? I saw enough here this summer to write a book.","I always lock my files. And you were the only one here today... What do you mean, you son of a"
"I always lock my files. And you were the only one here today... What do you mean, you son of a",You know what I mean. I saw a lot of strange things going on in this office this summer. And a lotta strange people.
"Or a cover up! Jesus, Bill, don't you have enough proof of the FBI's complicity now?","Maybe I have a little more respect for this country's institutions than you do, Susie. You tell me how the you can keep a conspiracy going between the Mob, the CIA, FBI, and Army Intelligence and who knows what else, when you know you can't even keep a secret in this room between 12 people! We got leaks everywhere! We're going to trial here! What the do we really got? Oswald, Ruby, Banister, Ferrie are dead. Shaw - maybe he's an agent, I don't know, but as a covert operator in my book he's wide open for blackmail 'cause of his homosexuality."
"Who do you think fed him that information? Garrison's going down. We're talking your career here, Bill, your life. You're a young guy... we know you're working that Castro thing.","No, I'm not..."
"No, I'm not...","Yes, you are. Look we know Oswald didn't pull that trigger. Castro did. But if that comes out, there's gonna be a war, boy - millions of people are gonna die. That's a of a lot more important than Jim Garrison. look at me when I talk to you! You're too self- opinionated, now shut up. If you got a brain in that thick skull of yours, listen to me. Listen real hard."
Correct me if I'm wrong. I thought we were on the same side. What the business is it of theirs to say that?,"Pretty fast, wasn't it. The way they let him go."
Yeah. They were seen together in Clinton in early September. The Civil Rights Movement was running a voter registration drive.,"...rumor is Shaw, a local boy, was working on some arms deal to discredit the civil rights movement. No one really knows what they were doing there, but everyone sure saw 'em. They stood out like cottonballs. I got whites and blacks saw 'em, but last time I checked there was nothing illegal with registering to vote. We still got the Vernon Bundy, saw 'em talkin' at the seawall near Lake Pontchartrain. But it's tough, boss - no one wants to talk about Shaw. He's..."
"...rumor is Shaw, a local boy, was working on some arms deal to discredit the civil rights movement. No one really knows what they were doing there, but everyone sure saw 'em. They stood out like cottonballs. I got whites and blacks saw 'em, but last time I checked there was nothing illegal with registering to vote. We still got the Vernon Bundy, saw 'em talkin' at the seawall near Lake Pontchartrain. But it's tough, boss - no one wants to talk about Shaw. He's...",You know you keep saying that.
You know you keep saying that.,Keep saying what?
Keep saying what?,You're not digging.
Clay Bertrand? Sure I know him. He comes around the Quarter.,"Who is he, Joe? I've been to every bar, no one wants to talk."
"Who is he, Joe? I've been to every bar, no one wants to talk.","I told your uncle I never met a lawman who wasn't a punk. You too, Bill, even if you're family. He's a big shot businessman. I seen him on the TV news a lot with all the other big shots. A you know. Goes by another name down here."
"I told your uncle I never met a lawman who wasn't a punk. You too, Bill, even if you're family. He's a big shot businessman. I seen him on the TV news a lot with all the other big shots. A you know. Goes by another name down here.",What's the other name?
What's the other name?,Shaw. Clay Shaw.
Shaw. Clay Shaw.,Clay Bertrand is Clay Shaw? The guy who used to run the International Trade Mart?
Clay Bertrand is Clay Shaw? The guy who used to run the International Trade Mart?,"Yeah, what's the big mystery? Everybody down here knows the guy."
"Yeah, what's the big mystery? Everybody down here knows the guy.",So why does he call himself Bertrand?
So why does he call himself Bertrand?,Who gives a what he calls himself?
"...there were about nine or ten people, Cubans, friends of Dave doing some stuff in the bush with him. Place was a mess. Dave's mind was a mess, Y'know he had all those mice cages around cause he's working on this cure for cancer... Dave's smart - real smart - speaks five languages, knows philosophy, medicine, military history, politics. He wanted to be a priest but they defrocked him 'cause he was",And that's where you met Oswald for the first time?
And that's where you met Oswald for the first time?,"Yeah, strange guy. Dave introduced him as..."
yes. I'm already in jail. I got no reason to lie to you. I ain't no,"Go on, Willie."
"Go on, Willie.","...well the party got crazier and crazier, one of those, y'know ""beatnik"" type things."
What the hell's a Communist like Lee Oswald doing working out of Banister's?,"Y'ever heard of a double agent, Bill? I'm beginning to doubt Oswald was ever a Communist... after the arrest, 544 Camp Street never appeared on the pamphlets again. Now here's another one for you: What would you say if I told you Lee Oswald had been trained in the Russian language when he was a Marine?"
"Well, it's a terrific yard, Chief, but the man's an obvious alcoholic with a reputation lower than crocodile","Does that bother you, Bill? I always wondered in court why it is because a woman is a she has to have bad eyesight."
"Does that bother you, Bill? I always wondered in court why it is because a woman is a she has to have bad eyesight.","He'll never sign a statement, boss, let alone get on a witness stand."
"He'll never sign a statement, boss, let alone get on a witness stand.","When something's rotten in the land, Bill, it generally isn't just one fish, we'll get corroboration... find this Clay Bertrand. If I were a betting man, I'd give you 10 to 1 it's an alias. Start checking around the Quarter."
"When something's rotten in the land, Bill, it generally isn't just one fish, we'll get corroboration... find this Clay Bertrand. If I were a betting man, I'd give you 10 to 1 it's an alias. Start checking around the Quarter.","And the six of us, with almost no budget and in secret, are going to solve the case that the Warren Commission with dozens of support staff and millions of dollars couldn't solve. We can't keep up with the crimes in the Parish as it is, Chief."
"And the six of us, with almost no budget and in secret, are going to solve the case that the Warren Commission with dozens of support staff and millions of dollars couldn't solve. We can't keep up with the crimes in the Parish as it is, Chief.","The of a President, Bill, is a crime in Orleans Parish too. I didn't pick you because of your legal skill, you know."
"The of a President, Bill, is a crime in Orleans Parish too. I didn't pick you because of your legal skill, you know.","Gee, thanks boss."
But why?,"To frame him, obviously. You got to get in your minds how the spooks think, Bill! They're not ordinary crooks."
"Shaw's our toehold, Bill. I don't know exactly what he is, where he fits, and I don't care. I do know he's lying through his teeth and I'm not gonna let go of him!","So for those reasons, you're going to trial against Clay Shaw, chief? Well, you're gonna lose! We should be investigating all our Mafia leads here in New Orleans - Carlos Marcello, Santos Trafficante - I can buy that a of a lot easier than the Government. Ruby's all Mob, knows Oswald, sets him up. Hoffa - Trafficante - Marcello, they hire some guns and they do Kennedy and maybe the Government doesn't want to open up a whole can o'worms there because it used the Mob to get to Castro. Y'know, Castro being assassinated sounds pretty wild to John Q. Citizen. So they close the book on J.F.K. It makes sense to me."
"So for those reasons, you're going to trial against Clay Shaw, chief? Well, you're gonna lose! We should be investigating all our Mafia leads here in New Orleans - Carlos Marcello, Santos Trafficante - I can buy that a of a lot easier than the Government. Ruby's all Mob, knows Oswald, sets him up. Hoffa - Trafficante - Marcello, they hire some guns and they do Kennedy and maybe the Government doesn't want to open up a whole can o'worms there because it used the Mob to get to Castro. Y'know, Castro being assassinated sounds pretty wild to John Q. Citizen. So they close the book on J.F.K. It makes sense to me.","I don't doubt their involvement, Bill, but at a low level. Could the Mob change the parade route, Bill, or eliminate the protection for the President? Could the Mob send Oswald to Russia and get him back? Could the Mob get the FBI, the CIA, and the Dallas Police to make a mess of the investigation? Could the Mob appoint the Warren Commission to cover it up? Could the Mob wreck the autopsy? Could the Mob influence the national media to go to sleep? And since when has the Mob used anything but .38's for hits, up close? The Mob wouldn't have the guts or the power for something of this magnitude. Assassins need payrolls, orders, times, schedules. This was a military-style ambush from start to finish... a coup d'etat with Lyndon Johnson waiting in the wings."
"I don't doubt their involvement, Bill, but at a low level. Could the Mob change the parade route, Bill, or eliminate the protection for the President? Could the Mob send Oswald to Russia and get him back? Could the Mob get the FBI, the CIA, and the Dallas Police to make a mess of the investigation? Could the Mob appoint the Warren Commission to cover it up? Could the Mob wreck the autopsy? Could the Mob influence the national media to go to sleep? And since when has the Mob used anything but .38's for hits, up close? The Mob wouldn't have the guts or the power for something of this magnitude. Assassins need payrolls, orders, times, schedules. This was a military-style ambush from start to finish... a coup d'etat with Lyndon Johnson waiting in the wings.","Oh, now you're saying Lyndon Johnson was involved? The President of the United States?"
"With a full-blown conspiracy to cover it up? Y'ever read your Shakespeare, Bill?",Yeah.
Yeah.,"Julius Caesar: ""Brutus and Cassius, they too are honorable men."" Who killed Caesar? Twenty, twenty-five Senators. All it takes is one Judas, Bill - a few people, on the inside, Pentagon, CIA..."
"Julius Caesar: ""Brutus and Cassius, they too are honorable men."" Who killed Caesar? Twenty, twenty-five Senators. All it takes is one Judas, Bill - a few people, on the inside, Pentagon, CIA...","This is Louisiana, chief. How the do you know who your daddy is? 'Cause your momma told you so... You're way out there taking a in the wind, boss, and I for one ain't going along on this one. Jim sighs, saddened. Bill was one of his best men."
Somebody planted that story! And somebody tipped off the press I'm one of Garrison's suspects. I can't go home. I'm out on the street. The maggots are everywhere! Do you know what you've done to me? It's all over the national news now. You know what you've done to me?,"Calm down, Dave, what?"
"Calm down, Dave, what?","I'm a dead man! From here on, believe me, I'm a dead man."
"I'm a dead man! From here on, believe me, I'm a dead man.","What are you talking about, Dave? You weren't mentioned in the story. Don't jump to conclusions."
"What are you talking about, Dave? You weren't mentioned in the story. Don't jump to conclusions.","You think your investigation's been all that secret? You know, when you talk to people, they talk to other people."
"You think your investigation's been all that secret? You know, when you talk to people, they talk to other people.",What did they...
What did they...,You still questioning any Cubans?
You still questioning any Cubans?,"Dave, you know that's where this road leads."
"Dave, you know that's where this road leads.",It leads farther than that.
It leads farther than that.,"Dave, just calm down. Meet me in the lobby of the Fontainbleau in 20 minutes. I'll have a suite reserved for you under an assumed name."
"Dave, just calm down. Meet me in the lobby of the Fontainbleau in 20 minutes. I'll have a suite reserved for you under an assumed name.",The Fontainbleau? 20 minutes?
The Fontainbleau? 20 minutes?,"Yeah. Come on, Dave, come on our side. I guarantee you the boss'll protect you... Dave?"
"Yeah. Come on, Dave, come on our side. I guarantee you the boss'll protect you... Dave?",...give me protection?
...give me protection?,Yeah! He'd for you Dave. He likes you. Your mind.
Yeah! He'd for you Dave. He likes you. Your mind.,I got no place to sleep. I'll meet you in 20 minutes.
"What about the mob, Dave? How do they figure in this?","They're Agency, too. Don't you get it? CIA and Mafia together. Trying to whack out the Beard. Mutual interests. They been doing it for years. There's more to this than you dream. FBI hates the CIA. Navy Intelligence got something to do with it too. Check out ""Alan Pope"" in Miami. Jack Youngblood. Bill Harvey. Colonel Roselli. The shooter, I hear, was a Dallas cop - the bagman at Ruby's club. I heard he shot his own partner. Got that? Check out the rich in Dallas. H.L. Hunt. He's dirty. That's all I know. But the Agency always runs the show. Check out something called ""Mongoose"" Operation Mongoose. Government, Pentagon stuff, they're in charge, but who the pulls whose chain who the knows, fun 'n' games man - check out Southeast Asia - that's the next big number - the trail. ""Oh, what a deadly web we weave when we practice to deceive."""
"Let me get this straight, now. Clay Shaw is blackmailing you?",Fuckin' A. How do you think the Agency gets people to do their knows what they got on Oswald!
"They'll get to you, too - they'll destroy you... They're untouchable, man... I'm so exhausted I can't see straight.","Get some rest, Dave, and you'll feel better in the morning. We'll talk then."
"Get some rest, Dave, and you'll feel better in the morning. We'll talk then.","Yeah, yeah. But leave me alone for awhile. I got to make some calls."
Daddy said it was all right if I was real quiet.,"Sure it is. Freckle Face, if I ever handled a minor felon like that, it'd be all over the papers. I'd catch And this is the alleged murderer of the President?"
These new people never identified themselves. They musta been watching the whole thing 'cause they knew everything Mary and me had been doing that day. I guess I wasn't too hard to find - wearing that red raincoat.,How many shots you say you heard?
How many shots you say you heard?,Four to six.
Four to six.,That's impossible. You heard echoes ...echoes. We have three bullets and three shots which came from the Book Depository and that's all we're willing to say.
That's impossible. You heard echoes ...echoes. We have three bullets and three shots which came from the Book Depository and that's all we're willing to say.,...which is strange 'cause this is less than 20 minutes after the assassination.
...which is strange 'cause this is less than 20 minutes after the assassination.,"No, I saw a guy shooting from over there. He was behind that fence. What are you going to do about it?"
"No, I saw a guy shooting from over there. He was behind that fence. What are you going to do about it?","We have that taken care of. You only heard three shots and you are not to talk to anyone about this. No one, you hear?"
"We have that taken care of. You only heard three shots and you are not to talk to anyone about this. No one, you hear?","I was scared. It was all kinda but it sure felt like two and two was coming up three... and then they took Mary's five snapshots from me, sent them to Washington, and when they returned them weeks later, two of them had the backgrounds mutilated... The only one we saved was in Mary's camera. I didn't want to go to Washington when the Warren Commission subpoenaed me... so the lawyer come down here and interviewed me at Parkland Hospital."
"...now it gets positively spooky. In January, 1961 - in New Orleans, at the Bolton Ford Dealership - when the Oswald we know is in Russia - there is a man using the name ""Oswald"" to buy trucks for the Friends of Democratic Cuba. The salesman never saw him again, but guess who's on the articles of incorporation of the Friends of Democratic Cuba? Guy Banister. Banister has someone using the name ""Oswald"" to buy the trucks. Hoover, at the FBI, writes a memo dated June, 1960, that there could be someone using Oswald's passport and identity.","They put Oswald together from Day One! Like some corporation in the Bahamas - you just move him around a board. Sent him to Russia, in and out, no passport problems. You got the word ""microdots"" in his notebook, you got the Minox camera and the electronic devices they find in his possessions, the sealed DIZ201 personnel file. For all we know, there could be a dozen Oswalds in different cities, countries - all of them leaving a trail of incriminating evidence that could easily be traced to a scapegoat after the assassination. Does the real Oswald know he's been put together? Who knows. It doesn't matter, does it? He's a low level spy, he doesn't know who he really works for..."
Perhaps a few more details about the evening will refresh your memory. Mr. O'Keefe told us dinner was served by a uniformed waiter - a colored man. He particularly remembers that you sat at one end and he at the other - which he found rather unusual because the table was so long. Does that bring back memories of Willie O'Keefe?,"Not at all. But on the other hand, I do have a lovely Chippendale dining table and I often have a friend over sitting at one end while I sit at the other. That is precisely the point of a long dining table. The splendor of the meal adds to the enjoyment of it."
"Not at all. But on the other hand, I do have a lovely Chippendale dining table and I often have a friend over sitting at one end while I sit at the other. That is precisely the point of a long dining table. The splendor of the meal adds to the enjoyment of it.",I would imagine a uniformed waiter helps.
I would imagine a uniformed waiter helps.,"It adds a taste of elegance for which I must confess a weakness for now and then. I call him Smedley. His real name is Frankie Jenkins - but I could hardly imagine anything more uncouth during dinner than my turning toward the kitchen and hollering ""Frankie!"" .. Where is this leading to, Mr. Garrison?"
After dinner you paid him to have with you.,"Pffft! Absolute nonsense. The Quarter is filled with vivid imaginations, my dear Mr. Garrison - grimy young hoodlums who'll say and do anything. As you well know."
"Pffft! Absolute nonsense. The Quarter is filled with vivid imaginations, my dear Mr. Garrison - grimy young hoodlums who'll say and do anything. As you well know.","...in the course of that night, Mr. O'Keefe said a man named David Ferrie stopped by the house... along with another young man..."
"Graveyard dead. August this year. A single car accident on an empty road in Midlothian, Texas. The doctor said he was in some kind of strange shock when he died.","We need to find more witnesses, Lou."
"We need to find more witnesses, Lou.",There was Rose Cheramie. A Two Cubans threw her out of a car on the way to Dallas.
Sam!,"And it ain't pretty ...""the AD has spent more than $8,000 on unexplained travel and investigative expenses since November, 1966."
"Are you giving me an ultimatum, Lou?","Well, if that's what you want to call it. I didn't ever think it would come to this. I guess I am, boss."
"Well, if that's what you want to call it. I didn't ever think it would come to this. I guess I am, boss.","I will not have any damned ultimatums put to me, Lou. I'll accept your resignation."
"I will not have any damned ultimatums put to me, Lou. I'll accept your resignation.",You sure got it. You're one stubborn and sonofabitch D.A. and you're making one of a mistake!
"Well, thanks for coming.","You didn't get that break you needed, but you went as far as any man could, bubba. What can I do for you?"
"You didn't get that break you needed, but you went as far as any man could, bubba. What can I do for you?","Just speculating, I guess. How do you think it started?"
"Just speculating, I guess. How do you think it started?","I think it started in the wind. Money - arms, big oil, Pentagon people, contractors, bankers, politicians like L.B.J. were committed to a war in Southeast Asia. As early as '61 they knew Kennedy was going to change things... He was not going to war in Southeast Asia. Who knows? Probably some boardroom or lunchroom somewhere - Houston, New York - maybe Bonn, Germany... who knows, it's international now."
"Clay something, that was his name - Clay.",Bertrand. Clay Bertrand?
Bertrand. Clay Bertrand?,Yeah! That's it. I don't know. Maybe it wasn't. I gotta go.
Yeah! That's it. I don't know. Maybe it wasn't. I gotta go.,"Clay Bertrand. He's in the Warren Report. He tried to get Oswald a lawyer. Was Kennedy ever discussed, Jack?"
"Clay Bertrand. He's in the Warren Report. He tried to get Oswald a lawyer. Was Kennedy ever discussed, Jack?","Sure. 'Course they hated the sonofabitch, but..."
"Sure. 'Course they hated the sonofabitch, but...","The assassination, Jack?"
"The assassination, Jack?","Never. Not with me sir, never... Listen, I think I'd better go. I said enough. I said all I'm going to say."
"Never. Not with me sir, never... Listen, I think I'd better go. I said enough. I said all I'm going to say.","Hold on, Jack. What's the problem?"
"Hold on, Jack. What's the problem?","What's the problem? What's the problem? Do I need to spell it out for you, Mr. Garrison? I better go."
"What's the problem? What's the problem? Do I need to spell it out for you, Mr. Garrison? I better go.","Nobody knows what we're talking about, Jack."
"Nobody knows what we're talking about, Jack.","You're so naive, mister."
"I'm sorry, I just decided to stay in the suit -- get out of that uniform.","Oh, that's not a problem."
"What the can I say? I'm serious, man. What the can I say? Thank you... thank you... thank you.",Who was there for your
Who was there for your,You were there for me.
You were there for me.,Who?
Who?,You.
"Hey, c'mon in, man. I was just -- you know -- smokin' a fatty, watchin' TV.","Naw, man. I gotta be someplace. I was kinda hopin you could come with me."
"Naw, man. I gotta be someplace. I was kinda hopin you could come with me.",What'd ya mean?
What'd ya mean?,"Look, I hate to be the kinda does a a favor -- then BAM -- hits a up for a favor in return. But I'm afraid I gotta be that kinda"
"Look, I hate to be the kinda does a a favor -- then BAM -- hits a up for a favor in return. But I'm afraid I gotta be that kinda",What?
What?,I need a favor.
I need a favor.,That requires me goin' out tonight?
That requires me goin' out tonight?,A bit.
A bit.,"Aaaaawww man, I wasn't plannin' on goin' no place. It's twelve o'clock, man. I'm home, I'm high --"
"Aaaaawww man, I wasn't plannin' on goin' no place. It's twelve o'clock, man. I'm home, I'm high --","Why the you at home? Cause I spent ten thousand dollars gittin' your home. Look, I gotta problem. I need help, and you can help me."
that man. I ain't shootin' anybody.,What the I tell you. You don't hafta shoot nobody. Just hold the gun. They'll get the idea.
What the I tell you. You don't hafta shoot nobody. Just hold the gun. They'll get the idea.,I ain't gittin' in that trunk.
I ain't gittin' in that trunk.,We're only goin' to Koreatown. You'll be in there -- ten minutes.
We're only goin' to Koreatown. You'll be in there -- ten minutes.,Uh-uh. I ain't riding in that trunk no minutes. Why don't I just ride with you?
Uh-uh. I ain't riding in that trunk no minutes. Why don't I just ride with you?,You can't ride with me. The surprise effect is ninety percent of it.
You can't ride with me. The surprise effect is ninety percent of it.,"Well, I'm sorry, man, but I ain't gittin' in that trunk."
"Well, I'm sorry, man, but I ain't gittin' in that trunk.",I can't believe you do me this way.
I can't believe you do me this way.,I ain't doin' you no way. I just ain't climbin' in that trunk. I got a problem with small places.
I ain't doin' you no way. I just ain't climbin' in that trunk. I got a problem with small places.,"Well, my has got a problem spending ten thousand dollars of my own money to get ungrateful, peanuthead outta jail, but I do it --"
"Well, my has got a problem spending ten thousand dollars of my own money to get ungrateful, peanuthead outta jail, but I do it --","Look, man, I know I owe you --"
"Look, man, I know I owe you --","Well, if you owe me, git your in the trunk."
"Well, if you owe me, git your in the trunk.","I wanna help you, but I don't wanna be locked in the trunk of no car."
"I wanna help you, but I don't wanna be locked in the trunk of no car.",You think I wanted to spend ten thousand dollars on your
"Answer the question, Do you think I wanted to spend the thousand dollars on your Yes or no?",Course you didn't.
Course you didn't.,"But the only way to help you was to do that, so I did it. Okay, how 'bout this? After we're through fuckin' with these Koreans, I take you to Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles. My treat."
I'm not a loser.,"Oh, you're both? In 1985 you were flying for TWA and got busted for carrying drugs. You were carrying them for a pilot husband of yours. He did time and you got off. But that ended your career with the big airlines. Cut to thirteen years later. You're forty-four years of age. You're flying for the shittiest little piece of Mexican airline that there is. Where you make a whopping twelve-thousand dollars a year. That ain't a hulluva lot to show for a twenty year career. And to top it off, you're going to jail. Now true, the judge, even with your prior, will probably only give you a year or two. But this doesn't seem like the time of life you got years to throw away. Now, we don't like trying losers like they're criminals. But in the absence of a criminal, we will try you. Now, wasn't this money given to you by an American living in Mexico by the name of Cedric Walker?"
What's this?,That's my diet
You gain weight?,Ten pounds. I lose it and put it back on.
Ten pounds. I lose it and put it back on.,"That's why I don't quit. If I can't fly anymore, I'm gonna have a of a time gettin' my brand."
"That's why I don't quit. If I can't fly anymore, I'm gonna have a of a time gettin' my brand.",What's your brand?
What's your brand?,Davidoffs. I get 'em in Mexico. They're hard to find here. I was locked up with the last two getting legal advice from a woman who was in for bustin' her boyfriend's head open with a baseball bat.
Davidoffs. I get 'em in Mexico. They're hard to find here. I was locked up with the last two getting legal advice from a woman who was in for bustin' her boyfriend's head open with a baseball bat.,Was she helpful?
Was she helpful?,"She was more helpful than the fuckin' Public Defender. I don't know -- I guess what I need is a lawyer, find out what my options are."
"She was more helpful than the fuckin' Public Defender. I don't know -- I guess what I need is a lawyer, find out what my options are.","You know, I figured out the other day I've written something like fifteen thousand bonds since I've been in the business. I'd say about eighty percent of them were at least drug related. If you want, I can help you look at your options."
You know who put the dope in your bag?,"Yeah, but that's not what this was about. They were waitin' for my They knew I had that money, they even knew the amount. The one who searched my bag, from L.A.P.D., Dargus, hardly even looked at it. ""Oh, I'd say there's fifty thousand here. What would you say?"" But all they could do was threaten me and hand me over to Customs, and I could tell they didn't want to do that."
"Yeah, but that's not what this was about. They were waitin' for my They knew I had that money, they even knew the amount. The one who searched my bag, from L.A.P.D., Dargus, hardly even looked at it. ""Oh, I'd say there's fifty thousand here. What would you say?"" But all they could do was threaten me and hand me over to Customs, and I could tell they didn't want to do that.",They wanted you to tell them what you know.
They wanted you to tell them what you know.,I had 'em too. I burnt those two Starky and Hutch down. Then their lucked out and found that coke.
I had 'em too. I burnt those two Starky and Hutch down. Then their lucked out and found that coke.,What did they want to know?
What did they want to know?,Who gave me the money and who I was giving it to. And some guy they found in a trunk with his head blown off. Said it was him who told them 'bout me.
He's the one who wants you.,It was the other guy who busted me.
It was the other guy who busted me.,"'Cause if he busted you, you'd play bonding out of federal court. He doesn't want you mad at him, he wants you to tell him what you know. He uses you to get a line on Ordell, make a case, then take him federal. You know what Ordell's into?"
"'Cause if he busted you, you'd play bonding out of federal court. He doesn't want you mad at him, he wants you to tell him what you know. He uses you to get a line on Ordell, make a case, then take him federal. You know what Ordell's into?",I have a pretty good idea. Ordell ain't no bootlegger and I doubt he's smugglin' Cuban cigars. So that only leaves one thing an A.T.F. man would be interested in.
"Whatever it was had to fit in my bag and not hit you in the face if the bag was opened. This ain't solvin' my problem. I gotta figure out a way to either keep my job or get out of trouble. I'm off today, but if I can't leave the country I'm out of a job. And if I don't got a job, I can't hire a lawyer.",Ask A.T.F. They might give you permission.
Ask A.T.F. They might give you permission.,"Yeah, if I cooperate."
"Yeah, if I cooperate.","Well, Jackie, you got caught, you're gonna have to give 'em something."
"Well, Jackie, you got caught, you're gonna have to give 'em something.",But if all I can give 'em is Ordell's name -- I don't really know about what he does or how he does it -- That don't give me much to bargain with.
But if all I can give 'em is Ordell's name -- I don't really know about what he does or how he does it -- That don't give me much to bargain with.,"Give 'em what you got. Offer to help. Show a willingness to be helpful. You want to stay out of jail, don't you?"
How do you get it out?,"Same way I been doin', but first they got to let me go back to work."
"Same way I been doin', but first they got to let me go back to work.",You're gonna offer to set him up?
You're gonna offer to set him up?,"If I get let off. Otherwise, 'em."
"If I get let off. Otherwise, 'em.",It's very possible Ordell's killed somebody.
It's very possible Ordell's killed somebody.,"I ain't goin' to jail, and I ain't doin' that probation thing again."
My ain't the same.,Bigger?
Bigger?,Yeah.
Does something else worry you?,I just feel like I'm always starting over. You said how many bonds you wrote?
I just feel like I'm always starting over. You said how many bonds you wrote?,Fifteen thousand.
Fifteen thousand.,"Well, I've flown seven million miles. And I've been waitin' on people almost twenty years. The best job I could get after my bust was Cabo Air, which is about the worst job you can get in this industry. I make about sixteen thousand, with retirement benefits, ain't worth a And now with this arrest hanging over my head, I'm scared. If I lose my job I gotta start all over again, but I got nothin' to start over with. I'll be stuck with whatever I can get. And that scares me more than Ordell."
"What're you, a bag lady?",I go back to work tomorrow.
I go back to work tomorrow.,You talk them into it?
You talk them into it?,They seem to like the idea.
They seem to like the idea.,Bring the money in and they follow it?
Bring the money in and they follow it?,"Yea, but I'm going to dress it up. Put the money in a shopping bag and hand it to someone I meet here."
"Yea, but I'm going to dress it up. Put the money in a shopping bag and hand it to someone I meet here.",You don't actually do it that way?
You don't actually do it that way?,"He always just picked it up at my place. But with A.T.F. involved, I want to stage it. You know, make it look more intriguing, like we know what the we're doin'. Then it's up to Ray Nicolet, the A.T.F. guy to follow the shopping bag."
"He always just picked it up at my place. But with A.T.F. involved, I want to stage it. You know, make it look more intriguing, like we know what the we're doin'. Then it's up to Ray Nicolet, the A.T.F. guy to follow the shopping bag.",Make the delivery somewhere in the mall.
Make the delivery somewhere in the mall.,"Right around here, in the food court."
"Right around here, in the food court.","Sit down, leave the bag under the table?"
I told them Ordell's changed the amount he's bringing in.,Do you think they bought it?
Do you think they bought it?,"Oh, yeah. I got them thinking Ordell's real nervous. They love thinking he's scared of them."
"Oh, yeah. I got them thinking Ordell's real nervous. They love thinking he's scared of them.","You know, a good cop won't let you know he knows you're fulla"
"You know, a good cop won't let you know he knows you're fulla",All he needed was a reasonable explanation.
"It never was, so I'm not gonna start worrying about it now. Look, Ray more or less believes my story, and he more or less doesn't care. All he really gives a about is getting Ordell.",So how do we give Ordell to Nicolet?
So how do we give Ordell to Nicolet?,Get Ordell to come to your office.
Get Ordell to come to your office.,Set him up.
Set him up.,Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.,Tell him you want to see him?
Tell him you want to see him?,Tell him I want to give him his money.
Tell him I want to give him his money.,Why?
Why?,I've chickened out. I'm afraid of him. He'll like that.
I've chickened out. I'm afraid of him. He'll like that.,What do you tell Nicolet?
What do you tell Nicolet?,Ordell called and wants to meet me and I'm scared.
Ordell called and wants to meet me and I'm scared.,"We get Ordell to come to my office. Nicolet -- is he already there, or does he come busting in while we're chatting?"
I saw Ray the other day. Boy is he he missed all the excitement.,What's he doing?
What's he doing?,"He's on to a new thing. He's after a guy who owns a gun shop he says is ""woefully and wantonly"" selling assault rifles to minors. He says he's gonna take him down if it's the last thing he does."
"He's on to a new thing. He's after a guy who owns a gun shop he says is ""woefully and wantonly"" selling assault rifles to minors. He says he's gonna take him down if it's the last thing he does.",Did you tell him you were leaving?
Did you tell him you were leaving?,I told him I might.
"And what would this be, Sweet and Low?",What the is that
What the is that,I know what it looks like.
I know what it looks like.,You planted that on me.
"Look, that ain't mine.","It isn't enough for Trafficking, but how 'bout Posession with the Intent to Distribute?"
No You know how he makes his money?,He sells guns.
He sells guns.,You ever see him sell guns?
You ever see him sell guns?,No.
No.,Then how do you know he sells guns?
Then how do you know he sells guns?,"He told me. Besides, why else would an A.T.F. man be after him?"
"He told me. Besides, why else would an A.T.F. man be after him?",How can you help us?
How can you help us?,"Short of wearing a wire, I'll do everything I can to help you throw his in jail. And in exchange for my help, I need permission to leave the country and immunity."
Ordell has a white guy working for him named Louis.,You two meet?
You two meet?,"This afternoon before I came here. He was with Ordell at an apartment in Hermosa Beach. I don't know if he lives there, but I can find out."
"This afternoon before I came here. He was with Ordell at an apartment in Hermosa Beach. I don't know if he lives there, but I can find out.",You talk to him?
You talk to him?,Not really.
Not really.,His full name is Louis Gara. He just got out from serving four years in Susanville.
His full name is Louis Gara. He just got out from serving four years in Susanville.,What for?
What for?,Bank robbery? Do you know what he does for Ordell?
Bank robbery? Do you know what he does for Ordell?,I imagine needs to be done.
I imagine needs to be done.,"We've been following Mr. Gara, and he's definitely working for Ordell."
...Compton with a fifty-six-year- old petty thief -- woman named Simone Hawkins.,"Ever meet her, or they talk about her?"
"Ever meet her, or they talk about her?",Not yet.
Not yet.,Who's the other one?
Who's the other one?,White girl named Melanie Ralston. Another girlfriend of Ordell's.
White girl named Melanie Ralston. Another girlfriend of Ordell's.,What's her story?
What's her story?,"It was her coke I got busted with. She knows everything, but she's not part of it, and she's cause she's not part of it. Ordell wouldn't even let her stay at the meeting. She tried to talk me into ripping off Ordell."
"It was her coke I got busted with. She knows everything, but she's not part of it, and she's cause she's not part of it. Ordell wouldn't even let her stay at the meeting. She tried to talk me into ripping off Ordell.",And splittin' with her?
And splittin' with her?,I'm sure that was the idea.
I'm sure that was the idea.,What did you say?
What did you say?,I smiled and walked away. She also told me Ordell killed Beaumont.
I smiled and walked away. She also told me Ordell killed Beaumont.,She told you that?
She told you that?,Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.,Was she there?
Was she there?,She didn't say.
She didn't say.,But she mentioned Beaumont by name?
But she mentioned Beaumont by name?,Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.,"Well, this sounds like a lady I'd like to have a word with. So everything's set for tomorrow?"
"Well, this sounds like a lady I'd like to have a word with. So everything's set for tomorrow?","Right. Everything's the same, except one change..."
You think I'm kidding?,Dreaming.
Dreaming.,"You know how easy it would be? He won't be anywhere near that mall. Pull one more switch, up front. That's it. Half-a-million dollars. Need help?"
"You know how easy it would be? He won't be anywhere near that mall. Pull one more switch, up front. That's it. Half-a-million dollars. Need help?",Keep it between us girls?
Keep it between us girls?,What's that ever done for us?
What's that ever done for us?,"I don't think so, but thanks for the beer."
I put a little cherry on top. You're right. What the he ever do for us?,Thanks.
Thanks.,Now be careful with that bag. You don't want it ripping open on you in the middle of the store.
For what?,Who you think got your outta jail?
What do you think it is?,I think it's a gun pressing against my
I think it's a gun pressing against my,"You thought right... Now take your hands from around my throat,"
What the you doin'?,Shut your up and grab the wall!
"Now, baby, that's got nothin' to do with you. I just carry that. You been listenin' to them cops too much.",The cops didn't try and strangle my
The cops didn't try and strangle my,"Jackie, I was just playin' with you."
"Jackie, I was just playin' with you.","Well, I ain't playin with you. I'm gonna unload both these you don't do what I tell you. Understand what I'm saying?"
"Well, I ain't playin with you. I'm gonna unload both these you don't do what I tell you. Understand what I'm saying?","Baby, I ain't come here -- She shoves both guns in Ordell's back."
"Baby, I ain't come here -- She shoves both guns in Ordell's back.","I said, you understand what I'm saying"
"I said, you understand what I'm saying","I understand woman,"
"I understand woman,",Go sit over in that chair.
"I'm tellin' you, those cops been fuckin' wit your mind. They turn black against black, that's how they do.",Shut your raggedy up and sit down.
You told em? You told em it's me?,They already know it's you.
They already know it's you.,"Well, That don't mean you gotta confirm it!"
"Well, That don't mean you gotta confirm it!","Look, the only way I can get permission to fly is if I agree to help them. Which is what I have to appear to be doing. So I give them something they already know. You."
"Look, the only way I can get permission to fly is if I agree to help them. Which is what I have to appear to be doing. So I give them something they already know. You.",Didja tell 'em anything else?
Didja tell 'em anything else?,"I told them you got a half a million dollars in Mexico, and you want me to bring it here."
You told them that?,"It's true, isn't it?"
"It's true, isn't it?",What the fuck's that got to do with it?
What the fuck's that got to do with it?,"They know I'm delivering for you. I mention the half-million -- they don't give a about that -- They want you with guns. So I say, well, if you want proof he's getting paid for selling them, let me bring the money in."
"They know I'm delivering for you. I mention the half-million -- they don't give a about that -- They want you with guns. So I say, well, if you want proof he's getting paid for selling them, let me bring the money in.",What did they say?
"...I make two deliveries. The first one with ten thousand, like a dry run. They watch it. See how it works. Then we do a second delivery, when I bring in the half mill.","Naw, naw, that's too much exposure. I ain't goin anywhere near that money."
"Naw, naw, that's too much exposure. I ain't goin anywhere near that money.","You don't have to. I told 'em you're real careful. You never pick up money yourself. You always send someone, and I never know who it is."
"You don't have to. I told 'em you're real careful. You never pick up money yourself. You always send someone, and I never know who it is.",That's a good idea.
That's a good idea.,"If you just listen, you'll see it's a good idea. The first time I do it they're lurking about. They see me hand the ten thousand to someone."
"If you just listen, you'll see it's a good idea. The first time I do it they're lurking about. They see me hand the ten thousand to someone.",Who?
Who?,I don't know. One of your friends.
I don't know. One of your friends.,A woman.
A woman.,If you want.
If you want.,"Yeah, I think a woman."
"Yeah, I think a woman.","The next trip, when I come with all the money, it'll look like I hand it to the same one I did before..."
"The next trip, when I come with all the money, it'll look like I hand it to the same one I did before...",But you don't?
But you don't?,"No, I give it to someone else first."
"No, I give it to someone else first.",And they follow the wrong one thinkin' she's bringing it to me.
And they follow the wrong one thinkin' she's bringing it to me.,That's the idea.
That's the idea.,"So we need two people, two women."
"So we need two people, two women.",Can you cover that?
Can you cover that?,I got the woman covered. Where you thinkin' about doin' this?
I got the woman covered. Where you thinkin' about doin' this?,I was thinkin' the Del Amo Mall. In the food court.
I was thinkin' the Del Amo Mall. In the food court.,I suppose you see a piece of this for yourself?
I suppose you see a piece of this for yourself?,"Well, it's my plan. We're in this together."
"Well, it's my plan. We're in this together.","Yeah, but it's my money, and I don't need me a partner."
"Yeah, but it's my money, and I don't need me a partner.","I ain't your partner, I'm your manager. I'm managing to get your money out of Mexico, into America, in your hands, and I'm managing to do all this under the nose of the cops. That makes me your manager, and managers get fifteen percent."
"I ain't your partner, I'm your manager. I'm managing to get your money out of Mexico, into America, in your hands, and I'm managing to do all this under the nose of the cops. That makes me your manager, and managers get fifteen percent.",Managers get ten percent.
Managers get ten percent.,That's an agent. Manager's get fifteen percent.
That's an agent. Manager's get fifteen percent.,I'll give ya ten.
I'll give ya ten.,Plus the same deal as before.
Plus the same deal as before.,I can do that.
"The money's in a Broadway shopping bag. I get some food, and sit down here in the food court. Then your girl comes -- you got somebody yet?",Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.,Who?
Who?,What'd you care?
What'd you care?,"Look, it's my facin' the penitentiary. You send some hard- headed roc and she things up."
"Look, it's my facin' the penitentiary. You send some hard- headed roc and she things up.","I ain't gonna send no roc The woman's cool, I promise."
"I don't want no more fuckin' surprises. We do this the way I laid it out, or we don't do it at all.",What the you talkin' bout?
What the you talkin' bout?,"Sheronda passin' the money onto someone else, that's what the I'm talkin' 'bout."
"Sheronda passin' the money onto someone else, that's what the I'm talkin' 'bout.",How do you know she did that?
How do you know she did that?,"I was there, I saw her do it."
"I was there, I saw her do it.","Well, you weren't supposed to be there."
"Well, you weren't supposed to be there.","I know, but I hung around, 'cause I figured you'd try an' pull some like this."
"I know, but I hung around, 'cause I figured you'd try an' pull some like this.","Now, hold on there. I ain't pullin' no It's my money, I can do whatever the I wanna do with it."
"Now, hold on there. I ain't pullin' no It's my money, I can do whatever the I wanna do with it.",Not when it's my on the line you don't. We do this my way or it.
Nicolet and Dargus stop me at the airport and mark the bills.,"Man, I don't like that part."
"Man, I don't like that part.",It washes off. I tell them we're doing it the same way as before. They'll follow Sheronda. I hate the idea of leaving her for a fall.
It washes off. I tell them we're doing it the same way as before. They'll follow Sheronda. I hate the idea of leaving her for a fall.,She won't have no problems 'cause she don't know nothin'.
She won't have no problems 'cause she don't know nothin'.,Are you sure she don't know about the money?
Are you sure she don't know about the money?,She don't know about the money.
She don't know about the money.,What does she think she's gettin?
What does she think she's gettin?,"I told her this is a game us rich folks play, exchanging gifts. Like a scavenger hunt. She didn't know what that was neither. No answer?"
"Give it to the bail bondsman, Max Cherry. He'll take care of it.",Max Cherry? You and him friends now? You tell him about this
Max Cherry? You and him friends now? You tell him about this,He won't know where the money came from. Only that it's money.
"It's boring, isn't it?",I can sit through it once.
I can sit through it once.,He thinks he's Joe Gunn now.
He thinks he's Joe Gunn now.,I'm impressed. He knows a lot.
I'm impressed. He knows a lot.,He's just repeating he overheard. He ain't any more a gun expert than I am.
I'm carrying it.,"Okay, you got it. Just take a chill pill, for christ sake."
Who was that?,That was Beaumont.
That was Beaumont.,Who was Beaumont?
Who was Beaumont?,An employee I had to let go.
An employee I had to let go.,What did he do?
What did he do?,"He put himself in a situation where he was gonna have to do ten years in the penetentiary, that's what he did. And if you know Beaumont, you know there ain't no way in he can do no ten years. And if you know that, you know Beaumont's gonna go any thing Beaumont can to keep from doin' those ten years including telling the Federal government everything they want to know about my Now that, my friend, is a clear case of him or me. And you best believe it ain't gonna be me. You know what I'm sayin'? You gonna come in on this with me, you gotta be prepared to go all the way. I got me so far over a half-a-million dollars sittin' in lockboxes in a bank in Cabo San Lucas. Me and Mr. Walker make us one more delivery, I'm gonna have me over a million. You think I'm gonna let this little cheese eatin' here that up? you better think again. 'Fore I let this deal get up, I'll shoot that in the head, and ten look just like em. Understand what I'm sayin'?"
"He put himself in a situation where he was gonna have to do ten years in the penetentiary, that's what he did. And if you know Beaumont, you know there ain't no way in he can do no ten years. And if you know that, you know Beaumont's gonna go any thing Beaumont can to keep from doin' those ten years including telling the Federal government everything they want to know about my Now that, my friend, is a clear case of him or me. And you best believe it ain't gonna be me. You know what I'm sayin'? You gonna come in on this with me, you gotta be prepared to go all the way. I got me so far over a half-a-million dollars sittin' in lockboxes in a bank in Cabo San Lucas. Me and Mr. Walker make us one more delivery, I'm gonna have me over a million. You think I'm gonna let this little cheese eatin' here that up? you better think again. 'Fore I let this deal get up, I'll shoot that in the head, and ten look just like em. Understand what I'm sayin'?",Yeah.
Yeah.,So we on the same page then?
So we on the same page then?,I follow.
"If this is about you Melanie, I don't give a I ain't a fool. I leave you alone with a like Melanie, you're gonna be fuckin' that twenty minutes after I'm out the door. So say ""thank you"" and I'll tell you, ""you're welcome.""",That's not what I meant when I asked did you trust her.
"She tryin' to work your against me, ain't she?",Yep.
Yep.,You didn't even hafta say it. I know the woman.
You didn't even hafta say it. I know the woman.,"Well, why the keep her around?"
"Well, why the keep her around?","'Cause she my fine little surfer She can't do me no harm. Fact she think she can play you against me shows how little she knows. You could teach that for days how it is 'tween me an you, she never understand a word."
"'Cause she my fine little surfer She can't do me no harm. Fact she think she can play you against me shows how little she knows. You could teach that for days how it is 'tween me an you, she never understand a word.",Why do you let someone know your business you can't trust?
Why do you let someone know your business you can't trust?,"I don't hafta trust her, I know her."
"I don't hafta trust her, I know her.",What does that mean?
What does that mean?,You can't trust Melanie. But you can always trust Melanie to be Melanie.
"Well, you the one in motherfuckin' charge.","Well, she keeps saying 'in a minute.'"
"Well, she keeps saying 'in a minute.'","Go in there, her by the hair, and drag her big out. This is my money we're talking about. Get your out the door."
You shot Melanie?,Twice. In the parking lot.
Twice. In the parking lot.,Couldn't talk to her?
Couldn't talk to her?,You know how she is.
You know how she is.,You couldn't just hit her?
You couldn't just hit her?,Maybe... but at that moment... I dunno...
Maybe... but at that moment... I dunno...,You shot her twice?
You shot her twice?,Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.,So you're sure she's dead.
So you're sure she's dead.,Pretty sure.
Pretty sure.,Where did you shoot her?
Where did you shoot her?,In the chest and stomach.
In the chest and stomach.,"Well, if you had to do it, you had to do it. What we don't want is that surviving on us. Anybody but that woman."
Louis?,What?
What?,Where's the rest of it?
Where's the rest of it?,How much it there?
How much it there?,"Maybe forty, maybe not that much."
"Maybe forty, maybe not that much.",You said five hundred and fifty!
You said five hundred and fifty!,"So you light, ain't you. You light about a half-a-million."
"So you light, ain't you. You light about a half-a-million.","Look, that's the bag she came out with. She never even put her hand in it, and neither did I."
"Look, that's the bag she came out with. She never even put her hand in it, and neither did I.",Came outta where?
Came outta where?,The fitting room. It went down exactly the way it was supposed to.
The fitting room. It went down exactly the way it was supposed to.,How long was she in there?
How long was she in there?,Maybe a minute. She came right out.
Maybe a minute. She came right out.,"Louis, You tellin' me the truth?"
"Louis, You tellin' me the truth?","Look, I swear to she came out with that bag and I took it from her."
"Look, I swear to she came out with that bag and I took it from her.",Then what?
Then what?,We went to the parking lot.
We went to the parking lot.,Where you shot her.
Where you shot her.,That's right.
That's right.,You sure she ain't somewhere with a half-a-million dollars I worked my off to earn?
You sure she ain't somewhere with a half-a-million dollars I worked my off to earn?,you for asking me that.
you for asking me that.,Pull the car over.
"Okay, so it was Jackie Brown.","If she's got it, why didn't she take it all?"
"If she's got it, why didn't she take it all?","'fore I blow that bitch's brains out, I'll ask her."
"'fore I blow that bitch's brains out, I'll ask her.",Maybe the Feds got it.
Maybe the Feds got it.,"If there were nothin; in here but towels, maybe she didn't get a chance to take it from her suitcase and A.T.F. got it. But, she put these fuckin' books in here to trick our"
"If there were nothin; in here but towels, maybe she didn't get a chance to take it from her suitcase and A.T.F. got it. But, she put these fuckin' books in here to trick our",That's why I never checked it. The bag felt right.
That's why I never checked it. The bag felt right.,"Then she throws forty thousand in here, to rub the in my face, know what I'm saying? She wants me to know she ripped me off."
"Then she throws forty thousand in here, to rub the in my face, know what I'm saying? She wants me to know she ripped me off.",I don't know. Either she has it or the Feds.
I don't know. Either she has it or the Feds.,"Or... ...she gave it to somebody else first, before Melanie went in the dressing room."
"I ain't givin' you fuckin' excuses, I'm givin' you reasons.","Oh, you gonna tell me the reason you lost all the money I got in the world! Let me tell you the reason, The reason is, your ain't worth a no more!"
It's in my bag.,You have cash. What do you need me for?
You have cash. What do you need me for?,"C'mon, you know how they do. Black man comes in with ten thousand, they wanna with 'em. First off, they gonna wanna know where I got it. Second, they gonna keep a big chunk of it -- start talkin' that court cost that Jack. I'll go through you."
"C'mon, you know how they do. Black man comes in with ten thousand, they wanna with 'em. First off, they gonna wanna know where I got it. Second, they gonna keep a big chunk of it -- start talkin' that court cost that Jack. I'll go through you.",Cost you a thousand for the bond.
Cost you a thousand for the bond.,I know that.
Who's it for? A relative?,"Fella named Beaumont. They have him up at county. It started out driving, but they wrote it up ""possession of a concealed weapon."" Dumb had a pistol on him."
"Fella named Beaumont. They have him up at county. It started out driving, but they wrote it up ""possession of a concealed weapon."" Dumb had a pistol on him.",Ten thousand sounds high.
Ten thousand sounds high.,They ran his name and got a hit. He's been in before.
Somebody already did.,What?
What?,You didn't hear?
You didn't hear?,Hear what?
Hear what?,"Somebody with a grudge blew Beaumont's brains out -- hey, that rhymes -- blew Beaumont's brains out."
"Somebody with a grudge blew Beaumont's brains out -- hey, that rhymes -- blew Beaumont's brains out.",Did the police contact you?
Did the police contact you?,"Very first motherfuckin' thing they did. They see I put up a big money bond on my boy, they start thinking with that where-there's-smoke-there's fire logic. They roust my outta bed, ten o'clock in the morning. Fuckin' scare my woman, Sherona, half to death. She thought they were gonna take my away for sure."
"Very first motherfuckin' thing they did. They see I put up a big money bond on my boy, they start thinking with that where-there's-smoke-there's fire logic. They roust my outta bed, ten o'clock in the morning. Fuckin' scare my woman, Sherona, half to death. She thought they were gonna take my away for sure.",The stewardess. Do you know her last name?
The stewardess. Do you know her last name?,"Brown, Jackie Brown."
"Brown, Jackie Brown.",What does she do for you?
What does she do for you?,"Who says she does anything for me? She's my friend. When my friends get into trouble, I like to help 'em out."
"Who says she does anything for me? She's my friend. When my friends get into trouble, I like to help 'em out.",Beaumont worked for you.
Beaumont worked for you.,"That's what the police thought. I told them I'm unemployed, how could I have anybody work for me? Now I bail out Jackie, I'm liable to have the police on me again, huh? Wanting to know was she doing things for me, was she bringing me that money!"
"That's what the police thought. I told them I'm unemployed, how could I have anybody work for me? Now I bail out Jackie, I'm liable to have the police on me again, huh? Wanting to know was she doing things for me, was she bringing me that money!",Was she?
Was she?,"Is this, me and you, like a lawyer- client relationship? The lawyer can't tell nothing he hears?"
"Is this, me and you, like a lawyer- client relationship? The lawyer can't tell nothing he hears?",You're not my client until you get busted and I bond you out.
You're not my client until you get busted and I bond you out.,If there's no -- what do you call it -- confidentiality between us? Why would I tell you anything?
If there's no -- what do you call it -- confidentiality between us? Why would I tell you anything?,Cause you want me to know what a slick guy you are. You got stewardesses bringing you fifty grand.
Cause you want me to know what a slick guy you are. You got stewardesses bringing you fifty grand.,Why would a stewardess bring me fifty grand?
Why would a stewardess bring me fifty grand?,"You want me to speculate on what you do. I'd say you're in the drug business, except the money's moving in the wrong direction. Whatever you're into, you seem to be getting away with it, so more power to you. Okay you want another bond, and you want to move over the ten thousand you put down on Beaumont to the stewardess. That means paperwork. I have to get a death certificate, present it to the court, fill out a receipt for return of bond collateral, then type up another application. An indemnity agreement --"
"You want me to speculate on what you do. I'd say you're in the drug business, except the money's moving in the wrong direction. Whatever you're into, you seem to be getting away with it, so more power to you. Okay you want another bond, and you want to move over the ten thousand you put down on Beaumont to the stewardess. That means paperwork. I have to get a death certificate, present it to the court, fill out a receipt for return of bond collateral, then type up another application. An indemnity agreement --",Jackie ain't got time for all that --
Jackie ain't got time for all that --,"I'm telling you what I have to do. What you have to do, in case you forgot, is come up with premium of a thousand bucks."
"I'm telling you what I have to do. What you have to do, in case you forgot, is come up with premium of a thousand bucks.",I got it. I just don't got it on me.
I got it. I just don't got it on me.,"Well, come back when you do, and I'll bond out the stewardess."
"Well, come back when you do, and I'll bond out the stewardess.","Man, you know I'm good for it. Thousand bucks ain't"
"Man, you know I'm good for it. Thousand bucks ain't","If I don't see it in front of me, you're right. It ain't"
"If I don't see it in front of me, you're right. It ain't","Man, you need to look at this with a little compassion. Jackie ain't no criminal. She ain't used to this kinda treatment. I mean, gangsters don't give a -- but for the average citizen, coupla nights in County with your mind."
"Man, you need to look at this with a little compassion. Jackie ain't no criminal. She ain't used to this kinda treatment. I mean, gangsters don't give a -- but for the average citizen, coupla nights in County with your mind.","Ordell, this isn't a bar, an you don't have a tab."
"Ordell, this isn't a bar, an you don't have a tab.","Just listen for a second. We got a forty-year-old, gainfully employed black woman, falsely accused --"
"Just listen for a second. We got a forty-year-old, gainfully employed black woman, falsely accused --",Falsely accused? She didn't come back from Mexico with cocaine on her?
Falsely accused? She didn't come back from Mexico with cocaine on her?,"Falsely accused of Intent. If she had that -- and mind you, I said ""if"" -- it was just her to get high with."
"Falsely accused of Intent. If she had that -- and mind you, I said ""if"" -- it was just her to get high with.",Is white guilt supposed to make me forget I'm running a business?
What's up with this,I think falling in live with movie stars is something that happens to a man as he gets older.
I'm alone.,Git your in here.
That's all?,I have a bond receipt for you to sign.
I have a bond receipt for you to sign.,You know what the I'm talkin' about. You talk to her?
You know what the I'm talkin' about. You talk to her?,"She wants to give you your money. If she didn't, there'd be cops batter- ramming the door right now."
"She wants to give you your money. If she didn't, there'd be cops batter- ramming the door right now.",How'd you find me?
How'd you find me?,Winston found you.
Winston found you.,How the did he find me?
How the did he find me?,That's what Winston does. He finds people who don't want to be found.
That's what Winston does. He finds people who don't want to be found.,"Well, bully for that You say she wants to give me the money, huh?"
"Well, bully for that You say she wants to give me the money, huh?",Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.,"Well, give it to me then."
"Well, give it to me then.",She wants to give it to you herself and collect her ten percent. She also wants to explain why she had to hold on to it.
She wants to give it to you herself and collect her ten percent. She also wants to explain why she had to hold on to it.,I'd like to hear that too. Turn around and put your hands on your head.
"Jackie didn't trust Melanie. She'd already tried to get Jackie to go in with her, split the half million amongst themselves. What she did was take quite a risk to see you get your money.",Lift up your pant leg. You help her?
Lift up your pant leg. You help her?,All I did was walk out with it.
All I did was walk out with it.,And you did that to protect my interest?
And you did that to protect my interest?,"In a way, yes."
"In a way, yes.","My be dumb, but I'm not a Go sit over there on the couch."
This place stinks.,You get used to it after a while. Now tell me where my money's at.
You get used to it after a while. Now tell me where my money's at.,My office.
My office.,And where's Jackie?
And where's Jackie?,She's been there since Thursday night.
She's been there since Thursday night.,"She wanted to see me, why wasn't she home?"
"She wanted to see me, why wasn't she home?",She was afraid.
She was afraid.,That I gotta see.
That I gotta see.,She still is. She doesn't want to get shot before she can tell you what happened.
She still is. She doesn't want to get shot before she can tell you what happened.,Have her bring the money here.
Have her bring the money here.,It's in the safe. She can't get at it.
It's in the safe. She can't get at it.,"Call her, tell her the combination."
"Call her, tell her the combination.","I'm telling you, you got her spooked. She won't leave there till you have your money and you're gone."
"I'm telling you, you got her spooked. She won't leave there till you have your money and you're gone.",You expect me to just walk in there?
You expect me to just walk in there?,"If she wanted to set you up, you'd be in custody right now. When you said you'd name her as an accessory she believed you. That scares her more than anything."
"If she wanted to set you up, you'd be in custody right now. When you said you'd name her as an accessory she believed you. That scares her more than anything.","That's why she's givin' up my money huh? Not that about Melanie. I didn't trust her neither, but I knew how to handle her. She was my blonde-headed little surfer I fuckin' told Louis he could've just given her a punch in the mouth, he didn't need to shoot her. She's at your office."
"That's why she's givin' up my money huh? Not that about Melanie. I didn't trust her neither, but I knew how to handle her. She was my blonde-headed little surfer I fuckin' told Louis he could've just given her a punch in the mouth, he didn't need to shoot her. She's at your office.",Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.,"By herself. That big mandingo Winston ain't there, is he?"
"By herself. That big mandingo Winston ain't there, is he?",She's all alone.
She's all alone.,"I call your office, she better answer the phone."
"I call your office, she better answer the phone.",She will.
"Ha-ha-ha. I'm serious, you smoke too much of that That robs you of your ambition.",Not if your ambition is to get high and watch TV.
"I'm sorry, Mr. Singer, but do you have any idea how many people come to me with the injustices of the world? It'd break your heart.","This isn't injustice, Mr. Geary. The army did something to us and we've got to find out what."
"This isn't injustice, Mr. Geary. The army did something to us and we've got to find out what.",The army. The army. What is it with you guys? We're not talking about a trip to the library here. This is the United States Government for God's sake. This is red tape coming out of your You know what I mean?
The army. The army. What is it with you guys? We're not talking about a trip to the library here. This is the United States Government for God's sake. This is red tape coming out of your You know what I mean?,Exactly. And we need someone to cut through it. We hear you're the man.
Exactly. And we need someone to cut through it. We hear you're the man.,Oh yeah? What am I - Perry Mason here?
You think they're connected?,"I think something's connect- ed. I mean, a car tried to run me over the other day. Doug too, right? We've got six guys here going crazy."
"Ah, good. Now turn to your left.",She talk about the boys?
She talk about the boys?,She says she can't get them new coats because you haven't sent the alimony for three months.
She says she can't get them new coats because you haven't sent the alimony for three months.,"She told you that? Did she tell you about the $2,000 I'm still paying for the orthodontist? I'll bet she didn't mention that."
"She told you that? Did she tell you about the $2,000 I'm still paying for the orthodontist? I'll bet she didn't mention that.",She said you were a son of a and she regrets the day she set eyes on you.
She said you were a son of a and she regrets the day she set eyes on you.,I thought you said she didn't say much.
I thought you said she didn't say much.,She didn't. That's about all she said. Put your hand up. Good. I think she still loves you. Take a breath and let it out.
I'm sorry but there's no record of a Jacob Singer in our files.,"Whataya mean, no record?"
"Whataya mean, no record?",You want me to spell it out? There's nothing here.
You want me to spell it out? There's nothing here.,That's ridiculous. I've been coming here for years. Listen to me. I'm going out of my mind here. I need to see him.
That's ridiculous. I've been coming here for years. Listen to me. I'm going out of my mind here. I need to see him.,If this is an emergency we have a staff of psychiatric social workers. There's about an hour's wait. I'll be glad to take your name. Why don't you just fill out this form?
If this is an emergency we have a staff of psychiatric social workers. There's about an hour's wait. I'll be glad to take your name. Why don't you just fill out this form?,it! I don't want a social worker. Carlson knows me.
I don't have to ask if you can feel that.,it. I want Louis.
"Look at these, will ya? I don't believe it. Jesus, these are fantastic. Look, here's my Dad ... And here's my brother, when we were down in Florida.",Lemme see.
Lemme see.,Here. Look. This is me and Sarah when I was still at City College.
Here. Look. This is me and Sarah when I was still at City College.,That's Sarah? I can see what you mean.
That's Sarah? I can see what you mean.,What?
What?,Why you left.
Why you left.,What do you mean you can see?
What do you mean you can see?,Look at her face. A real
Look at her face. A real,She looked good then.
She looked good then.,Not to me.
Not to me.,"Well, you didn't marry her."
What the are you doin'?,Get your clothes off.
Get your clothes off.,What are you talking about? I'm freezing.
What are you talking about? I'm freezing.,Get your clothes off!
He's coming right over.,Coming here?
Coming here?,it. Get in here. I can't stand around waiting.
"We're all angels, you know ... ... and devils. It's just what you choose to see.","I love you, Jez."
"I love you, Jez.",I know.
I know.,Underneath all the just love.
Underneath all the just love.,Remember that.
Remember that.,You know what? I feel ... exorcised ... like the demons are gone.
You know what? I feel ... exorcised ... like the demons are gone.,How come? The army?
How come? The army?,"In a way. At least now I have some idea of what was happening. If we can only get them to admit ... to explain what they did ... I don't know. Maybe it'd clear things up in my head. I'll tell you something, Jez, honestly ... I thought they were real."
Why won't you answer me?,Cause you know well who I am.
Cause you know well who I am.,I don't know you.
I don't know you.,You've lived with me for two years.
You've lived with me for two years.,"That doesn't mean Where do you come from, huh? And I don't mean Indiana."
"That doesn't mean Where do you come from, huh? And I don't mean Indiana.",What do you want me to say? My mother's tummy?
What do you want me to say? My mother's tummy?,You know well what I mean.
You know well what I mean.,You're out of your mind. I'm not gonna stand around here gettin' interrogated by you.
You're out of your mind. I'm not gonna stand around here gettin' interrogated by you.,Well leave then. Go to
Well leave then. Go to,"You Who do you think you are? I don't deserve this. Who takes care of you day and night? Who cleans the floor and washes your underwear? Well, I've had it. You flip out on your own, you ungrateful I'm done holding your hand. I don't want anything to do with you, you hear? Nothing!"
"What'd you do that for? It's an in- teresting story. All these people are still disappearing. Right off the street. Hey, what's wrong? Are you all right?",I'm okay. I just don't want to lis- ten.
I'm okay. I just don't want to lis- ten.,You look upset.
You look upset.,I'm not upset.
I'm not upset.,"Jake, what is it?"
"Jake, what is it?",I'm tired.
I'm tired.,You look terrible. What happened? Jake ... is it the antidote?
You look terrible. What happened? Jake ... is it the antidote?,it. Why do you say that?
it. Why do you say that?,Look at yourself. You look like you've seen a ghost.
Look at yourself. You look like you've seen a ghost.,Can't I just have a bad day?
Can't I just have a bad day?,You can have anything you want.
You can have anything you want.,Then don't bug me.
Then don't bug me.,I'm not bugging you. Come and lie down. I'll give you a massage. Where'd you go today?
I'm not bugging you. Come and lie down. I'll give you a massage. Where'd you go today?,Mid-town mostly.
Mid-town mostly.,Oh yeah? What was happenin' there?
Oh yeah? What was happenin' there?,"I picked up my ticket. I'm leaving in the morning, Jez."
"I picked up my ticket. I'm leaving in the morning, Jez.",Oh? Where you going?
Oh? Where you going?,West.
West.,Where's West? New Jersey?
Where's West? New Jersey?,Don't be funny.
Don't be funny.,"I always liked the West, west of Il- linois anyway. But you gotta give me time to pack."
"I always liked the West, west of Il- linois anyway. But you gotta give me time to pack.","Stop it, Jez. Don't do that."
"Stop it, Jez. Don't do that.",Do what? I haven't done a thing.
Do what? I haven't done a thing.,Don't play games with me. There's nothing more to say.
Oh,"What's wrong, Jake? Forget to take your antidote?"
"What's wrong, Jake? Forget to take your antidote?",you!
you!,"I loved your chemist, Jake. The height of fantasy. And your vision of paradise. A most romantic creation. You're quite a dreamer, Jake. Only it's time to wake up."
"So first I'm arrested, right? Best LSD I ever made, right down the drain. I figure this is it, twenty years in the joint, if I'm lucky. That was '68.",Long time ago.
Long time ago.,"Next thing I know I'm on Rikers Island. Ever been there? Suddenly they take me from my cell to the visitors room with those bank teller windows, you know. Four army colonels, medals up their are standing on the other side. They tell me if I'll come to Vietnam for two years, no action, mind you, just work in a lab, they'll drop all the charges and wipe the record clean. Well, I'd only been in jail for thirteen hours and I already knew that Nam couldn't be any worse."
"Next thing I know I'm on Rikers Island. Ever been there? Suddenly they take me from my cell to the visitors room with those bank teller windows, you know. Four army colonels, medals up their are standing on the other side. They tell me if I'll come to Vietnam for two years, no action, mind you, just work in a lab, they'll drop all the charges and wipe the record clean. Well, I'd only been in jail for thirteen hours and I already knew that Nam couldn't be any worse.",Shows how much you knew.
Shows how much you knew.,"No They had me by the balls. Next thing I know I'm in Saigon ... in a secret lab synthesizing mind- altering drugs. Not the street stuff mind you. They had us isolating special properties. The dark side, you know? They wanted a drug that increased aggressive tendencies."
"No They had me by the balls. Next thing I know I'm in Saigon ... in a secret lab synthesizing mind- altering drugs. Not the street stuff mind you. They had us isolating special properties. The dark side, you know? They wanted a drug that increased aggressive tendencies.","Yeah, sure. We were losing the war."
"Yeah, sure. We were losing the war.","Right. They were worried. They figured you guys were too soft. They wanted something to stir you up, tap into your anger, you know? And we did it. The most powerful thing I ever saw. Even a bad trip, and I had my share, never compared to the fury of the Ladder."
"Right. They were worried. They figured you guys were too soft. They wanted something to stir you up, tap into your anger, you know? And we did it. The most powerful thing I ever saw. Even a bad trip, and I had my share, never compared to the fury of the Ladder.",The Ladder?
The Ladder?,"That's what they called it. A fast trip right down the ladder. Right to the primal fear, the base anger. I'm tellin' you, it was powerful stuff. But I don't need to tell you. You know."
"Still married, Jake?",Nope.
Nope.,You and everybody else. I hate this area. Makes me nervous.
You and everybody else. I hate this area. Makes me nervous.,Why the we drivin' here?
Why the we drivin' here?,I just need to talk.
I just need to talk.,You can't talk in Brownsville?
You can't talk in Brownsville?,I'm not sure where I can talk anymore.
I'm not sure where I can talk anymore.,What's wrong?
What's wrong?,"Let's get a couple drinks, okay? Hey, take a look behind us. Do you think that car is followin' us?"
"Let's get a couple drinks, okay? Hey, take a look behind us. Do you think that car is followin' us?",That black car?
That black car?,Pull the mirror down on the sun visor. Just watch 'em.
Pull the mirror down on the sun visor. Just watch 'em.,What's goin' on Paul?
What's goin' on Paul?,I don't know.
I don't know.,You in trouble?
You in trouble?,Yeah.
"Okay, enough of this","Alright,"
What are you doing?!!,"If the ship goes, so does Jaso."
"If the ship goes, so does Jaso.",Rizzo pull the lever!
Rizzo pull the lever!,No.
Damnit to you left me back there to die!,Sergeant? We thought you were...
Sergeant? We thought you were...,"Yeah, yeah. Well, what have you got to say for yourself?"
"My This is way over your head, pal. We need to call some experts and . . .",I am an expert!
I am an expert!,You're a teacher.
You're a teacher.,"Brodski I'll talk slow so you can understand me. She's thawing. If we don't get her to the lab, she'll die, and that will be on your bald head!"
"Brodski I'll talk slow so you can understand me. She's thawing. If we don't get her to the lab, she'll die, and that will be on your bald head!",What if they're carrying? Did you even check?
Jesus what the is that?,"That's exactly what we need to find out. Check your orders, Sergeant. I out rank you where discovery is concerned. Now step aside. I have a medical emergency to deal with."
What the are you doing?,My job.
My job.,"Fine, just stay out of my way. Hit it."
"ALL I'm saying is dock with Space Lab, couple of hours no more. Let them take a look at our friends.",Not a chance.
Not a chance.,JUst don't go in there half cocked. You guys have a tendency to blow up and ask questions later.
JUst don't go in there half cocked. You guys have a tendency to blow up and ask questions later.,You got that right.
"Ok Sarge, what's your status?",wHAT'S My status?! I've lost three men and your worthless After I this I'm coming your Yllo!
wHAT'S My status?! I've lost three men and your worthless After I this I'm coming your Yllo!,But I didn't see...
He's dead. They're both dead. You don't understand what is on this ship. This is a being that kills. That's what he does. That's all he does. And he is very good at it.,"Kicker, Sven. Get into the grid and tell me what the is going on!"
I doubt that. I think we can handle whatever your ancient hockey player can throw at us.,"Look! Just get everyone together, get off the ship... and then blow it to kingdom come! That's the only way you're going to live."
I need to know what you know about this guy.,Don't go out there. You can't win. We need to get off this ship. That's all there is to it.
Don't go out there. You can't win. We need to get off this ship. That's all there is to it.,Not an option. I'm going to hunt this son of a down.
"Jesus, Sarge, what is this thing?",Teach! Where the are you?! Where's our visuals?!!
"My father's company imports and exports. Archaeology is part of the business. We happen to get along just fine, smartass. Look, why don't you bust somebody else's balls for a change.",I thought you meant...
I thought you meant...,"You thought I meant...too tough to apologize, huh? You must have been a very lonely girl."
"You know, this future sucks. I'll do it.",You?
You?,Wait around on your all day. I'll need a distraction.
His mother was killed before his eyes. That's what drove him insane. It'll work.,That sounds like Rizzo having faith in some of that future
That sounds like Rizzo having faith in some of that future,Eat me.
"Rizzo, you okay?",No I'm not okay! I don't know what the I'm doing!
No I'm not okay! I don't know what the I'm doing!,"You're doing fine. I won't let anything happen to you, remember?"
Spunky . . .,She broke my nose!
We must assume the machete was an intricate part of the game of hockey.,I'm thinking Rizzo was right.
I'm thinking Rizzo was right.,"Thinking with your again, Delongpre?"
"Thinking with your again, Delongpre?","Maybe we should go with them. Like you said, your Space Lab connections can deal with this thing. At least we'll be safe."
"Maybe we should go with them. Like you said, your Space Lab connections can deal with this thing. At least we'll be safe.",They are not going anywhere. I cut power to the shuttle.
I feel better. Now how do you fire this thing?,Just go! I've a feeling he's right behind us!
"Oh, He's going to see us.","Well, do something!"
Push off toward us.,"Forget her, she's a pain in the Let her hang there."
They're not gonna make it. Close the door before he gets us all.,They'll make it.
They'll make it.,Close the door!
Close the door!,NO!
Now this is getting exciting.,Remember to roll his balls around a bit.
Hey teach! This rock's starting to freeze! Get your back hre!,Keep your shirt on! I'm working on it. You won't believe what we found. Adrienne! Stoney!
Oh my . . . what the is . . .,Just get us to the ship!
This is what it means right here.,Small brains make your balls itch?
No.,Teleportation? Some way to beam us the out of dodge?
Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.,I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.,"Come on. You got all these gadgets and Why can't we get inside the right hull, seal up the doors and blow the walkways?"
Robot huh?,Kay-em 14.
Kay-em 14.,Barbie from
Barbie from,"Cybernetics science droid, fluent in over six..."
"Cybernetics science droid, fluent in over six...","Yeah 3cpo, I saw STAR WARS, now how about you help me get out of this coffin, Barbie..."
"Yeah 3cpo, I saw STAR WARS, now how about you help me get out of this coffin, Barbie...",I'm afraid I cannot assist.
I didn't say I was good at it.,Oh There he is!
"I'll never experience my fantasy of three droids, two humans, and a Knofflapod.",Am I in there?
Am I in there?,Sory...
Do I have to?,"Yes, I've reprogrammed you. You are very brave. Bad"
"Yes, I've reprogrammed you. You are very brave. Bad","Oh, alright."
"Yo, Teach, what the",We're missing two of the kids!
We're missing two of the kids!,Get your back to the shuttle. I'll check it out.
What good will that do?,They can deal with this sort of thing.
They can deal with this sort of thing.,More soldiers?
More soldiers?,Scientists. Very intellegent men.
Scientists. Very intellegent men.,That's great. I bet they'll kick Jason's at a spelling bee!
Did you bring a check?,What?
What?,Cash? Or do we do this on a handshake and a promise?
Cash? Or do we do this on a handshake and a promise?,"I'm authorized by the township of Amity to hire you as an independent contractor. We'll meet your price. $10,000."
"I'm authorized by the township of Amity to hire you as an independent contractor. We'll meet your price. $10,000.","And my regular daily rate -- $200, whether we catch him or not."
"And my regular daily rate -- $200, whether we catch him or not.",You got it.
You got it.,"And incidental damages, if any..."
"And incidental damages, if any...",You got it.
You got it.,And you get the Mayor off my back with this zoning Nobody tells me how to run my property.
And you get the Mayor off my back with this zoning Nobody tells me how to run my property.,You got it.
You got it.,"And, uh, a case of apricot brandy and you buy the lunch."
"And, uh, a case of apricot brandy and you buy the lunch.",Two cases. And dinner when you land.
Two cases. And dinner when you land.,Try some of this. I made it myself.
Got a pen on you?,Why?
Why?,There's only one thing you're good for anymore -- signing a voucher. Here. It's an authorization to employ a contractor.
There's only one thing you're good for anymore -- signing a voucher. Here. It's an authorization to employ a contractor.,I don't know if I can do that without a...
I don't know if I can do that without a...,I'm going to hire Quint to the fish. I want to see that shark dead.
I'm going to hire Quint to the fish. I want to see that shark dead.,Maybe we can save August...
Maybe we can save August...,Forget it. This summer's had it. Next summer's had it. You're the mayor of Shark City. You wanted to keep the beaches open. What happens when the town finds out about that?
Forget it. This summer's had it. Next summer's had it. You're the mayor of Shark City. You wanted to keep the beaches open. What happens when the town finds out about that?,I was acting in the town's best interests...
I was acting in the town's best interests...,The best interest in this town would be to see that fish belly-up in the water with a hole in his head. You do the right thing. You authorize me. Right there. Whatever it costs.
The best interest in this town would be to see that fish belly-up in the water with a hole in his head. You do the right thing. You authorize me. Right there. Whatever it costs.,My kids were on that beach...
My kids were on that beach...,"Just sign it, Larry."
What the,It's a whale out there.
"Ha. City hands. You been counting money. If you had a $5000 net and $2000 worth of fish in it, and along comes Mr. White, and makes it look like a kiddy scissors class has gone to work on it and made paper dolls. If you'd ever worked for a living, you'd know what that means.","Look, I don't need to hear any of this working class hero Some party boat skipper who's killed a few sharks..."
"Nothing. Nothing, nothing, nothing.","in the old days we went out with good charts, good sounding lead, and a good compass. Nowadays, these kids are afraid to go out without depth finders, radar, radio, electric toothbrush, every thing..."
"So, what do you think we should do?","I thought I might, you know, nip it in the bud before it gets worse. Because I heard in health class that pregnancy often results in an infant."
"I thought I might, you know, nip it in the bud before it gets worse. Because I heard in health class that pregnancy often results in an infant.","Yeah, typically. That's what happens when our moms and teachers get pregnant."
"Yeah, typically. That's what happens when our moms and teachers get pregnant.","So that's cool with you, then?"
"So that's cool with you, then?","Yeah, wizard, I guess. I mean do what you think is right."
"Yeah, wizard, I guess. I mean do what you think is right.",I'm real sorry I had with you. I know it wasn't your idea.
I'm real sorry I had with you. I know it wasn't your idea.,Whose idea was it?
Whose idea was it?,"I'll see you at school, O.K.?"
We're getting a stretch limo.,Your mom must be really glad you're not taking me.
Your mom must be really glad you're not taking me.,You're mad. Why are you mad?
You're mad. Why are you mad?,"I'm not mad. I'm in a great mood. Despite the fact that I'm trapped in a suit I can't take off, despite the fact that everyone is making fun of me behind my back, despite the fact that your little girlfriend gave me the stinkeye in art class yesterday..."
"I'm not mad. I'm in a great mood. Despite the fact that I'm trapped in a suit I can't take off, despite the fact that everyone is making fun of me behind my back, despite the fact that your little girlfriend gave me the stinkeye in art class yesterday...",Katrina's not my girlfriend! And I doubt she was actually giving you the stinkeye. She just looks like that all the time.
"That's not how our thing works! I hurl the accusations and you talk me down, remember?","Not this time. You don't have any reason to be mad at me. You broke my heart. I should be royally ticked at you, man. I should be really cheesed off. I shouldn't want to talk to you anymore."
"Not this time. You don't have any reason to be mad at me. You broke my heart. I should be royally ticked at you, man. I should be really cheesed off. I shouldn't want to talk to you anymore.","Why? Because I got bored and had with you one day, and then I didn't, like, marry you?"
"Why? Because I got bored and had with you one day, and then I didn't, like, marry you?","Like I'd marry you! You would be the meanest wife of all time. And anyway, I know you weren't bored that day because there was a lot of stuff on TV. The Blair Witch Project was on Starz, and you were like, ""Oh, I want to watch this, but we should make out instead. La la la."""
"Like I'd marry you! You would be the meanest wife of all time. And anyway, I know you weren't bored that day because there was a lot of stuff on TV. The Blair Witch Project was on Starz, and you were like, ""Oh, I want to watch this, but we should make out instead. La la la.""","Forget it, Bleek. Take Katrina the Packer to the prom. I'm sure you guys will have a really bitchin' time!"
"Forget it, Bleek. Take Katrina the Packer to the prom. I'm sure you guys will have a really bitchin' time!","Yeah, well... I still have your underwear."
"Yeah, well... I still have your underwear.",I still have your virginity!
I still have your virginity!,Oh my SHUT UP!
Oh my SHUT UP!,What? Are you ashamed that we did it?
What? Are you ashamed that we did it?,No...
No...,Well at least you don't have to walk around with the evidence under your sweater. I'm a planet!
Did you put like a hundred things of Tic Tacs in my mailbox?,Yeah. That was me.
Yeah. That was me.,Why?
Why?,Because they're your fave. And you can never have too much of your favorite one-calorie breath mint.
Because they're your fave. And you can never have too much of your favorite one-calorie breath mint.,Well... thanks. I think I'm pretty much set until college on the Tic Tac front.
Well... thanks. I think I'm pretty much set until college on the Tic Tac front.,"You know, I've been thinking. I'm really sorry I was such a huge to you. You didn't deserve that. You never deserve any of the poo I unload on you."
"You know, I've been thinking. I'm really sorry I was such a huge to you. You didn't deserve that. You never deserve any of the poo I unload on you.",You know it's okay.
You know it's okay.,"Also, I think I'm in love with you."
"Also, I think I'm in love with you.","What, you mean as friends?"
"What, you mean as friends?","No, for real. I think you are the coolest person I've ever met. And you don't even have to try."
"No, for real. I think you are the coolest person I've ever met. And you don't even have to try.","I try really hard, actually..."
"I try really hard, actually...","No, you're naturally smart. You always think of the funniest things to do. Remember when you passed me that postcard during Spanish class, and it was addressed like, ""Junebug MacGuff, Row 4, Third Seat From the Blackboard""? And it said, ""I'm having fun in Barcelona -- wish you were here""? That was hilarious."
"No, you're naturally smart. You always think of the funniest things to do. Remember when you passed me that postcard during Spanish class, and it was addressed like, ""Junebug MacGuff, Row 4, Third Seat From the Blackboard""? And it said, ""I'm having fun in Barcelona -- wish you were here""? That was hilarious.","I was just bored. I only think school is awesome like, 80% of the time."
"I was just bored. I only think school is awesome like, 80% of the time.","Plus, you're the only person who doesn't stare at my stomach all the time. You actually look at my face. And every time I look at you, the baby starts kicking me super hard."
"Plus, you're the only person who doesn't stare at my stomach all the time. You actually look at my face. And every time I look at you, the baby starts kicking me super hard.",It does?
Wizard!,I think it's because my heart starts pounding when I see you.
I think it's because my heart starts pounding when I see you.,Mine too.
Mine too.,"Basically, I'm completely smitten with you, and I don't care if I'm making an out of myself right now, because you've seen me make an out of myself a million times, and you still want to be my friend."
"Basically, I'm completely smitten with you, and I don't care if I'm making an out of myself right now, because you've seen me make an out of myself a million times, and you still want to be my friend.","Well, yeah. You're the best friend I've ever had, even when you're being kind of evil."
"Well, yeah. You're the best friend I've ever had, even when you're being kind of evil.","That's all I need from you. That's more than I could ever ask for. You're just golden, dude."
"That's all I need from you. That's more than I could ever ask for. You're just golden, dude.",Can we make out now?
Can we make out now?,Okay.
What? I'm not made of stone.,"Well, there we have it. Would you like to know the"
They could be utterly negligent. Maybe they'll do a far shittier job of raising a kid than my stepdaughter ever would. Have you considered that?,No... I guess not.
No... I guess not.,"What is your job title, exactly?"
"What is your job title, exactly?",Excuse me?
Excuse me?,"I said, what-is-your-job-title, Missy?"
"I said, what-is-your-job-title, Missy?","I'm an ultrasound technician, ma'am."
"I'm an ultrasound technician, ma'am.","Well I'm a nail technician, and I think we both ought to stick to what we know."
"Well I'm a nail technician, and I think we both ought to stick to what we know.",What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?,You think you're special because you get to play Picture Pages up there?
"Where the have you been, Junebug?",I drove to St. Cloud to show Mark and Vanessa the ultrasound. And I wound up staying for a couple of hours.
I drove to St. Cloud to show Mark and Vanessa the ultrasound. And I wound up staying for a couple of hours.,A couple of hours? Why are you going up there in the first place?
A couple of hours? Why are you going up there in the first place?,"They said they wanted to know about this stuff. They said to keep them updated, so I did!"
"They said they wanted to know about this stuff. They said to keep them updated, so I did!","You could have sent it to them. Why would you drive an hour out to East Jesus, Nowhere?"
"You could have sent it to them. Why would you drive an hour out to East Jesus, Nowhere?","I don't know, I just did. And while we were waiting for Vanessa, Mark and I watched The Wizard of Gore and he burned me some CDs of weird music. He's kind of cool."
"Hey, can we give my kid the spinal tap already?",It really didn't hurt that bad having him.
Why aren't you at work?,I mostly work from home. I'm a composer.
I mostly work from home. I'm a composer.,No Like Johannes Brahms?
No Like Johannes Brahms?,"No, more commercial stuff."
"No, more commercial stuff.",Like what?
Like what?,Commercials.
Commercials.,Oh.
Oh.,Have you seen those ads for Titanium Power men's deodorant?
Have you seen those ads for Titanium Power men's deodorant?,Titanium Power! Get more by the batch!
Titanium Power! Get more by the batch!,I wrote that.
I wrote that.,"You're kind of a sellout, aren't you? What would the Melvins say?"
"You're kind of a sellout, aren't you? What would the Melvins say?",They'd say you came a long way out here not knowing if anyone would be home.
"Wow, I actually feel like less of a dork now.",Most Fruitful Yuki is bad man. You should be proud to be the same condition.
What?,I actually know this one.
I actually know this one.,You do?
You do?,"Yeah, this song's older than me, if you can believe that. I danced to it at my senior prom."
"Yeah, this song's older than me, if you can believe that. I danced to it at my senior prom.","That's almost interesting, Mark. Who did you dance with?"
"That's almost interesting, Mark. Who did you dance with?",Her name was Cynthia Vogel and she was a good dance partner. Even let me put my hands on her butt.
Her name was Cynthia Vogel and she was a good dance partner. Even let me put my hands on her butt.,"Oh man, I can just picture you slow dancing like a dork!"
No.,No?
No?,"No. No, you definitely cannot do that, Mark. That's a big, sack of no!"
"No. No, you definitely cannot do that, Mark. That's a big, sack of no!",What's the matter?
What's the matter?,This isn't what we agreed on. You guys have to take care of... this! You are the chosen custodians of the bump!
Would you like some free condoms? They're boysenberry.,No thank you. I'm off
No thank you. I'm off,My partner uses these every time we have intercourse. They make his balls smell like pie.
My partner uses these every time we have intercourse. They make his balls smell like pie.,Congrats.
What?!,Either I just my pants or...
Either I just my pants or...,Or...
Or...,Thundercats are go!
"So, you were bored? Is that how this blessed miracle came to be?","Nah, it was a premeditated act. The I mean, not getting pregnant."
"Nah, it was a premeditated act. The I mean, not getting pregnant.",When did you decide you were going to do Bleeker?
When did you decide you were going to do Bleeker?,"Like, a year ago, in Spanish class."
"Look at this one ""Wholesome, spiritually wealthy couple have found true love with each other."" ""All that's missing is your",There's a guy in here who's giving away a piano. Free for the hauling! We should put it in Bleeker's yard.
There's a guy in here who's giving away a piano. Free for the hauling! We should put it in Bleeker's yard.,You're not listening to me.
You're not listening to me.,"No, I heard you. I just can't give the baby to people who describe themselves as ""wholesome."" I'm looking for something a little edgier."
"No, I heard you. I just can't give the baby to people who describe themselves as ""wholesome."" I'm looking for something a little edgier.","What did you have in mind, a family of disturbed loners who are into gunplay and"
"What did you have in mind, a family of disturbed loners who are into gunplay and","I was thinking a graphic designer, mid-thirties, and his cool Asian wife who dresses awesome and plays bass. But I'm trying to not be too particular."
"I was thinking a graphic designer, mid-thirties, and his cool Asian wife who dresses awesome and plays bass. But I'm trying to not be too particular.","All right, how about this one? ""Healthy, educated couple seeking infant to join our family of five. You will be compensated. Help us complete the circle of love."""
"All right, how about this one? ""Healthy, educated couple seeking infant to join our family of five. You will be compensated. Help us complete the circle of love.""","Yeesh, they sound like a cult. Besides, they're greedy They already have three kids!"
"Yeesh, they sound like a cult. Besides, they're greedy They already have three kids!","Hey, Juno. Juno! Look at this one."
Did you hear Bleek is going to prom with Katrina De Voort?,"Katrina? Pfft, no way. He doesn't like Katrina. It must be a pity date."
"Katrina? Pfft, no way. He doesn't like Katrina. It must be a pity date.","He asked her. I heard they were going to Benihana, then the prom, then to Vijay's parents' cabin."
"He asked her. I heard they were going to Benihana, then the prom, then to Vijay's parents' cabin.",Bleeker told me Katrina's whole house reeks of soup!
Bleeker told me Katrina's whole house reeks of soup!,"Oh, it totally does. I was there for her birthday about four years ago and it was like Lipton Landing. But you know, boys have endured worse things for nookie."
"Oh, it totally does. I was there for her birthday about four years ago and it was like Lipton Landing. But you know, boys have endured worse things for nookie.",There's no way in they're having or even holding hands.
There's no way in they're having or even holding hands.,I wouldn't be so sure about that. He did it with you. He's a man now.
I wouldn't be so sure about that. He did it with you. He's a man now.,"Yeah, well, Bleek trusted me. We're best friends."
"Yeah, well, Bleek trusted me. We're best friends.",Are you jealous? I thought you said you didn't care what he did.
Are you jealous? I thought you said you didn't care what he did.,"I'm not jealous, and I don't care. I just know he doesn't like Katrina and I don't think he should toy with her emotions like that. She seems so nice and all."
"I'm not jealous, and I don't care. I just know he doesn't like Katrina and I don't think he should toy with her emotions like that. She seems so nice and all.","Okay Juno, I'm really convinced."
"Okay Juno, I'm really convinced.","Prom is for wenises, anyway. Once you're old enough to go, it's not cool anymore."
You know... I read once... Ain't nothin' on that big old moon 'cept some old golf balls those astronauts left behind.,"Bull. That ain't right... Government sends people there all the time, just don't want us to know about it."
What the is this stuff?,"It's Chinese food. It was the only place open. You said you was starving, you'd eat anyth..."
...thank you.,Thank you for what? What are you thanking me for Adele?
Thank you for what? What are you thanking me for Adele?,...I don't know.
...I don't know.,Well Adele... it was for... ...saving your life back there!
...and I think I know why.,Why?
Why?,Because I was there. And for a moment that night I understood how she came to pull the trigger.
Because I was there. And for a moment that night I understood how she came to pull the trigger.,This mean your finally going to finish your thesis?
This mean your finally going to finish your thesis?,"Look, the thesis. I think there's a book here. Your photographs and my research, together."
"Look, the thesis. I think there's a book here. Your photographs and my research, together.",A book on the warehouse murders?
A book on the warehouse murders?,A book on some of the most infamous murderers in America. I want to go to where they lived and where they killed and I want you to photograph it.
"What I'm thinking is, we can drop down through Tennessee, across Arkansas and into Texas, from there it's a straight shot into California. ""We don't stop... until we hit the ocean.""","It's about time, Kessler! I'd just about given up on you."
"It's about time, Kessler! I'd just about given up on you.","We don't have enough money, but we'll figure something out."
Feel sorry for him? Obviously you didn't get a whiff of that sock?, 
 ,Up yours.
Up yours.,I heard that.
Carrie... stop it.,What the is wrong with you Brian!? If you'll stop taking notes for once and open your eyes... you'll see that he is a homicidal killer. He is... for real!
What the is wrong with you Brian!? If you'll stop taking notes for once and open your eyes... you'll see that he is a homicidal killer. He is... for real!,"Shut up Carrie, please... just shut up!"
"He's a killer, Brian... He's insane.",Everybody just shut up!
Darlin' you were 'bout that far from spendin' the night at the morgue. You understand?,"He wasn't going to shoot her, you murdering son of a"
You were plenty hot.,You sick twisted You don't know about me.
What happened?,Who are you?
Who are you?,His Parole Officer.
His Parole Officer.,"Right, I talked to you on the phone. They say it's a torch job, that sound like your boy?"
"Right, I talked to you on the phone. They say it's a torch job, that sound like your boy?",Could be.
Could be.,Where would we find him?
Where would we find him?,"if I know, crazy son of a said he was thinking of moving to Texas."
"if I know, crazy son of a said he was thinking of moving to Texas.",Without his car?
 ,Was up
"Well, how was it?",Oh my so good. That girl can
Oh my so good. That girl can,She can
She can,yeah. That was bleeding. When I first put it in she screamed real loud. I saw her bite down on the pillow.
yeah. That was bleeding. When I first put it in she screamed real loud. I saw her bite down on the pillow.,Oh How long did it take?
Oh How long did it take?,Did what take?
Did what take?,How long did you her?
"And I looked at her, and thought to myself Oh my this girl is a baby.",Yeah.
Yeah.,"And for a second I felt a little bit guilty. You know, because she's young and all. And then I was like, oh that turns me on. I wanna this little baby girl."
I'm telling you Casper. I think I'm getting addicted to that,To what? Virgins?
To what? Virgins?,"Yeah. It's like all I think about now. Not just that, it's like lately during I start dreaming about these complex fantasies."
"Yeah. It's like all I think about now. Not just that, it's like lately during I start dreaming about these complex fantasies.",What do you mean?
What do you mean?,"I mean I'm dreaming about going all out, crazy"
"I mean I'm dreaming about going all out, crazy",You mean like two virgins at once.
You mean like two virgins at once.,"That would be good. But I mean more like. I don't know. Like when I was having with her, I kept thinking how much I would like to put it in her Just to see what would happen."
"That would be good. But I mean more like. I don't know. Like when I was having with her, I kept thinking how much I would like to put it in her Just to see what would happen.",She's probably smash you in the face.
She's probably smash you in the face.,"I don't know about that. She was pretty into it. But I wasn't gonna try. The whole thing is, you just gotta take it slow. Show 'em some respect."
"I don't know about that. She was pretty into it. But I wasn't gonna try. The whole thing is, you just gotta take it slow. Show 'em some respect.",Did you tell her that you loved her?
Did you tell her that you loved her?,Like. Like. Never love. Love is for low-level seduction guys.
You wanna go to Paul's house?,What for? That guys a
What for? That guys a,I'm sure he's got food. He's always got those microwave burrito things in his freezer.
I'm sure he's got food. He's always got those microwave burrito things in his freezer.,You think he's got any herb?
You think he's got any herb?,"I don't know, he quit dealin' but I'll bet he'll smoke us out."
"I don't know, he quit dealin' but I'll bet he'll smoke us out.",You think?
You think?,Probably.
Probably.,He lives on 76th?
He lives on 76th?,78th.
78th.,Den less go Joe.
Telly.,Yeah.
Yeah.,Did she your
Did she your,A little bit. But I didn't really want her to.
A little bit. But I didn't really want her to.,Why?
Why?,I don't know. That's too easy. I mean getting a to your That's so easy.
I don't know. That's too easy. I mean getting a to your That's so easy.,It is right.
It is right.,I want to knock her guard down. I mean there's a whole philosophy behind it. Having a your that's basic because there's nothing lost.
I want to knock her guard down. I mean there's a whole philosophy behind it. Having a your that's basic because there's nothing lost.,"It's no big deal, right?"
"It's no big deal, right?","Right. But when you deflower a girl, that's it. You did it. You were the one. No one else can ever do it."
"Right. But when you deflower a girl, that's it. You did it. You were the one. No one else can ever do it.","Yeah. The way I see it. My outlook on the this situation is. It's like getting fame, you know what I'm saying. It's like, if you died tomorrow, and fifty years from now all the virgins you are gonna remember you because you were their first."
"Yeah. The way I see it. My outlook on the this situation is. It's like getting fame, you know what I'm saying. It's like, if you died tomorrow, and fifty years from now all the virgins you are gonna remember you because you were their first.",Yep.
Yep.,They're gonna tell their grand kids. That Telly. He sure was good in the sack!
"You know like in ""The Wonder Twins"" they share everything.",The cartoon?
The cartoon?,"Yeah. ""The Wonder Twins"". You know. Activate in the form of, a glass of water."
"Yeah. ""The Wonder Twins"". You know. Activate in the form of, a glass of water.",Yeah.
Yeah.,"Well, those guys share everything, right?"
"Well, those guys share everything, right?",Right.
Right.,"And once I saw this episode where they pretended they were each other. Where they lived the other's life for a day. You know those guys share everything, right?"
"And once I saw this episode where they pretended they were each other. Where they lived the other's life for a day. You know those guys share everything, right?",Right.
Right.,And it got me thinkin'. How fun it would be to share each other's girl.
And it got me thinkin'. How fun it would be to share each other's girl.,"Yeah, that would be fun but I don't like any of the girls you go out with. Like that one girl with two teeth and a ring."
"Yeah, that would be fun but I don't like any of the girls you go out with. Like that one girl with two teeth and a ring.","No, I'm serious man. I'm dead Do you wanna try? We could be like the X-rated ""Wonder Twins""!"
That girl you boned last year. Remember?,Man I haven't seen her in forever. What the fuck's she up to?
But that's the thing. Girl's like it slow. They like romance. They like things to be sweet and romantic.,Yep.
Yep.,I mean I've been with a lot of girls I know.
I mean I've been with a lot of girls I know.,Yeah me too
I wanna Darcy.,Who?
Who?,Darcy. Benny's little sister.
Darcy. Benny's little sister.,Oh. You like her?
Oh. You like her?,Yeah. I like her. I've wanted to get with her for a while now.
Yeah. I like her. I've wanted to get with her for a while now.,Darcy?
Darcy?,"Yeah. She's so little, so pretty, and innocent."
"Yeah. She's so little, so pretty, and innocent.",Yeah. She's only 13.
Yeah. She's only 13.,It's funny. Last weekend at that block party. Remember?
It's funny. Last weekend at that block party. Remember?,Yeah.
Yeah.,"She was handing out those watermelon slices. And I sat down over on the other side, And I watched her."
"She was handing out those watermelon slices. And I sat down over on the other side, And I watched her.",Yeah.
Yeah.,I watched her eat the watermelon. And all this juice started running down her chin and onto her shirt.
I watched her eat the watermelon. And all this juice started running down her chin and onto her shirt.,Yeah.
Yeah.,"And after about two seconds, I got the biggest"
"I'm not joking. I wanted to take my out and start jacking right there. At that point and moment, Darcy was like a vision of perfection.",I know what you mean.
I know what you mean.,"At that moment, at that block party, she represented everything holy about a"
"At that moment, at that block party, she represented everything holy about a",She hangs out at Nasa. She promotes for them.
She hangs out at Nasa. She promotes for them.,I'm gonna her tonight. I swear to I'm gonna her.
I'm gonna her tonight. I swear to I'm gonna her.,How are you gonna two virgins in a day? That gotta be against the law.
How are you gonna two virgins in a day? That gotta be against the law.,I don't care motha I'll bet you money she me.
I don't care motha I'll bet you money she me.,Bet.
I don't understand why you do that.,Why I do what?
Why I do what?,That.
That.,Why I give pennies?
Why I give pennies?,Yeah. Why you give money.
Yeah. Why you give money.,Did you look at that guy? What the He had no legs. He had no half his lower body. He's gotta out of his ribcage.
Did you look at that guy? What the He had no legs. He had no half his lower body. He's gotta out of his ribcage.,That's just it. It's elitist. It's reverse elitism. Because you give money to whoever is the most up. I notice what you do.
That's just it. It's elitist. It's reverse elitism. Because you give money to whoever is the most up. I notice what you do.,What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?,"Whenever you see someone who's really messed up, especially amputees and retards. You give them money. But if it's just a regular bum, you pass them by."
"Whenever you see someone who's really messed up, especially amputees and retards. You give them money. But if it's just a regular bum, you pass them by.",So.
So.,"So. These people live on the same streets. It's just that you reserve your money for those people who are massively up. The regular bums aren't poor enough for you, you gotta give it to the bottom of the barrel"
"So. These people live on the same streets. It's just that you reserve your money for those people who are massively up. The regular bums aren't poor enough for you, you gotta give it to the bottom of the barrel",So. You never know when you can end up like that.
So. You never know when you can end up like that.,Right.
Right.,"I'll tell you why. Because when I was little, I had a cousin, cousin Luke. And he used to make fun of the handicapped. And one day he had a bad stomachache. So he drank a bottle of Pepto and his blew off."
"I'll tell you why. Because when I was little, I had a cousin, cousin Luke. And he used to make fun of the handicapped. And one day he had a bad stomachache. So he drank a bottle of Pepto and his blew off.",Shut up.
Shut up.,"I'm telling you the truth. And after that, I've always givin' my money to retards. Because that's the reverse of what he did."
"So really, it's good luck.",Good luck?
Good luck?,"Yeah, good luck. I mean what the The guy had no legs."
"Holy man, your mom's got good",Shut the up.
Yo. I'm gonna get buff dude.,You are?
You are?,"Yeah. The other day, some sort of Chinese told me I'd look good with muscles."
Casper! Was up kid?,Nothen' B.
Nothen' B.,Where you at?
Where you at?,Right here.
Right here.,Where you goin' tonight?
Where you goin' tonight?,Maybe Nasa. I don't know.
Maybe Nasa. I don't know.,You goin'?
You goin'?,Yeah.
Yeah.,I'm goin'. You on the list?
I'm goin'. You on the list?,"Probably. that, I'll sneak in. I need some female tonight."
"Probably. that, I'll sneak in. I need some female tonight.",I had a female last night.
No I'm serious. Can I your Either of you guys. I don't care.,Yeah me too.
Sup then? Sup?,Come on Throw your fists up.
Sup. Sup.,"Come on Sup, sup then? Stop faking moves."
"Come on Sup, sup then? Stop faking moves.",I'm gonna you up
Come on. It'll be fun. We'll just bug out. There should be a bunch of people. It'll be fun I promise.,Yeah?
Yeah?,Yeah. It'll be nice. It'll be a change of pace. That club gets boring.
Have you ever had intercourse?,No.
Jennie. You've tested positive for the infection.,What?
What?,The test isn't one hundred percent accurate. You should...
The test isn't one hundred percent accurate. You should...,I tested positive?
I tested positive?,I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.,But I only had with Telly.
Hello.,Hello Paul. Is Telly inside?
Hello Paul. Is Telly inside?,Is Telly there? This is Paul. Who is this?
Is Telly there? This is Paul. Who is this?,It's Jennie. Just tell me if Telly is there.
It's Jennie. Just tell me if Telly is there.,Oh hi Jennie. Do you want to come make out with me?
Oh hi Jennie. Do you want to come make out with me?,I'm serious. Where's Telly?
I'm serious. Where's Telly?,Telly's not here right now. I believe he went downtown. Casper too.
Telly says was up.,I knew he wouldn't want to speak to me. That
I knew he wouldn't want to speak to me. That,You still mad at him?
You still mad at him?,Of course. How am I gonna forgive him after what he did?!
The pain. The pain!,And you feel like you're being ripped open inside.
And you feel like you're being ripped open inside.,You are being ripped open.
You are being ripped open.,I know.
I know.,Did you bleed?
Did you bleed?,I didn't bleed.
I didn't bleed.,You didn't?
You didn't?,"No, I didn't bleed."
yeah. I love. I love,Foreplay. Foreplay.
I hate,"Yeah. 'Cause they shoot you in the eye, the face, the ear."
"Yeah. 'Cause they shoot you in the eye, the face, the ear.","And sometimes it takes a long time, and you're gagging."
"And sometimes it takes a long time, and you're gagging.","Yeah. And then it hits that little thing. That little punch bag. What is it? The tonsils. The esophagus, whatever."
"Yeah. And then it hits that little thing. That little punch bag. What is it? The tonsils. The esophagus, whatever.",Yeah. And you're not getting anything out of it.
Yeah. And you're not getting anything out of it.,And it's like. How much more can I bob here? You know.
Just a lot of crazy,Yeah?
Yeah?,Yeah. Have you seen Telly around?
Yeah. Have you seen Telly around?,"Yeah. Speaking of Him and his ape of a friend Casper, they all just almost killed some kid."
"Yeah. Speaking of Him and his ape of a friend Casper, they all just almost killed some kid.",What happened?
What happened?,I don't know. Just some messy little scrap. You know that
I don't know. Just some messy little scrap. You know that,Do you know where he went?
Do you know where he went?,I'm not sure. He said something about meeting Darcy. I think he likes her now.
I'm not sure. He said something about meeting Darcy. I think he likes her now.,"Who, Benny's little sister?"
"Who, Benny's little sister?",Yeah. She should be at Nasa tonight. Why you lookin for him? You like him now or sometin'?
"Yeah. And is just like, yeah let's have",It's like yeah whatever. But when you You wanna that person. You're like ripping each other's hair out. Ooooh.
I was like yes! I'm going out with him!,That's right. That's why foreplay is better than
That's right. That's why foreplay is better than,Yep.
Yep.,Because he can like climax you up to that...
Yep. That's the best way. It's that boom boom boom.,"Right. You know it's not like... You know there's a difference between making love, and"
"Right. You know it's not like... You know there's a difference between making love, and",Yep.
Yep.,Making love is like.
Making love is like.,Sweet.
Yeah. Mine are my toes. Oh my if someone sucks my toes I'll come in like ten seconds!,"Yeah. It depends. Cause like this one time with Eric, when we got blasted at his house. And Smash J and DJ Flipper was there..."
"Yeah. It depends. Cause like this one time with Eric, when we got blasted at his house. And Smash J and DJ Flipper was there...",Oh
Oh,"And we were blasted, and he must have been dumb horney. And he just pulled me over to the bed. And they were in the room, like getting dressed, like getting ready to go to go to Disco"
Yeah. The gets wacked. Fifteen minutes.,Yeah. Fifteen minutes to a half an hour. Hard and deep.
Yeah. Fifteen minutes to a half an hour. Hard and deep.,Me. I can only take it up to fifteen minutes. Cause I get bored.
Me. I can only take it up to fifteen minutes. Cause I get bored.,Yeah I get bored.
Yeah I get bored.,I start thinking about what I'm gonna eat afterwards.
How can you hang out with Casper? He's such a,You think so?
You think so?,Yeah. I've always hated that kid. He used to eat glue in like seventh grade.
Yeah. I've always hated that kid. He used to eat glue in like seventh grade.,He still does.
He still does.,I hate 'em.
I hate 'em.,It's not his fault. He had a hard life.
It's not his fault. He had a hard life.,Yeah?
Yeah?,You've heard the stories right?
You've heard the stories right?,No.
Yep.,Holy That's all true?
Holy That's all true?,No. I was just kidding.
No. I was just kidding.,What?!
What?!,I lied. His dad is still alive. He works for the post office.
First times are always wacked. Just be glad you didn't lose your virginity in the backseat of a rental car.,"That is nothin'. I remember, I had just turned 14. With this fuckin' who was like 18. I don't even remember his name. I think it was John or Jake or something. I remember he had a brother named Lentil because I would always joke and call him Lentil Bean. This was away at like sleep away camp with your friends and"
Right.,And we were like underneath the sheets. We were going at it like crazy. Oh my that was so good! It was like hard...
And we were like underneath the sheets. We were going at it like crazy. Oh my that was so good! It was like hard...,Yeah.
Yeah.,He was like my He was me. But that was nice and hard.
Yeah. And it takes them either too long or too short to come. Have you ever had someone that took forever,To come?
To come?,"Yeah. I had with Jake, and it took him like an hour and a half."
What man? What is it?,"Yo, let me get in your parent's room man. Just fir a little while."
"Yo, let me get in your parent's room man. Just fir a little while.",I can't man.
I can't man.,Come on Steven hook me up. Do me this solid. Come on man. I gotta get Darcy alone. She's gonna let me her man. Please.
Come on Steven hook me up. Do me this solid. Come on man. I gotta get Darcy alone. She's gonna let me her man. Please.,All right. But don't with anything OK?
All right. But don't with anything OK?,OK.
No.,"I used to. With my old man. He taught me how to hunt and trap. Trapping's a lot harder than most people think. We used to go after Raccoons mostly. They'd get into our garbage, our fields. When an animal can't live peacefully with those around it, it has to be destroyed. But they're crafty little devils. You see the trick is, you can put your trap down, but no Raccoon is going come near it unless you lay down the scent. You ever smell Raccoon scent? Smells like but to a male Raccoon it smells just like He'll walk right up to that trap, even though it don't look nothing like a Raccoon and stick his head right in it. You know why? Cause he can't help himself. The scent drives him. So, if you want to catch a Raccoon all you gotta do is figure out where he is -- lay down the scent -- and sooner or later he'll walk right into the trap."
"I used to. With my old man. He taught me how to hunt and trap. Trapping's a lot harder than most people think. We used to go after Raccoons mostly. They'd get into our garbage, our fields. When an animal can't live peacefully with those around it, it has to be destroyed. But they're crafty little devils. You see the trick is, you can put your trap down, but no Raccoon is going come near it unless you lay down the scent. You ever smell Raccoon scent? Smells like but to a male Raccoon it smells just like He'll walk right up to that trap, even though it don't look nothing like a Raccoon and stick his head right in it. You know why? Cause he can't help himself. The scent drives him. So, if you want to catch a Raccoon all you gotta do is figure out where he is -- lay down the scent -- and sooner or later he'll walk right into the trap.",What if he doesn't bite? What if he's an exceptionally bright Raccoon?
What if he doesn't bite? What if he's an exceptionally bright Raccoon?,"Well then, you just gotta find out where he is -- and once you're sure where he is -- you shoot the"
You sure you weren't over on Pine Road?,I'm positive.
I'm positive.,You're a lying
You're a lying,you! I'm tired of your accusations! If you want to arrest me go ahead! Otherwise back off.
you! I'm tired of your accusations! If you want to arrest me go ahead! Otherwise back off.,"It's all a big game isn't it? A sick, fuckin' game. I don't know if there's two of you involved, or what -- but we're going to find out. Last night you gave us just enough to send us to the wrong place. It must've shocked the out to you when Frank walked in on Pine Road and you couldn't finish."
Don't with us! Where did you go!,He was with me?
We'll find the evidence.,You couldn't find your in a wind storm!
"Very amateurish, Peter. I'm surprised you would use such an obvious tactic. I'm not an idiot! Don't treat me as one! I'll call you everyday... You get one minute, whether you put me on hold or talk is up to you! Are you ready to play?",Yes. Why did you Debi Rutlege?
Yes. Why did you Debi Rutlege?,To get your attention.
To get your attention.,Did you know her?
Did you know her?,"No, only the path she chose to travel."
"It's you who's running out of time. You're starting to make mistakes now. You're wondering just how much I really know. Just how close I'm getting? Well, I'm closer than you think, pal -- and I'm gonna nail your to the wall!","Very nice speech, Peter. Did you rehearse that, or was it impromptu? There's an old wooden bench in the garden. Next to it is a rock. You'll find a message for you under it. Let's see if you're as clever as you think you are."
You might not have done it had you known.,You're right! I'm a child psychologist and you send me into a room with someone who could be a murderer!
You're right! I'm a child psychologist and you send me into a room with someone who could be a murderer!,Would you mind keeping your voice down? I have guests.
Would you mind keeping your voice down? I have guests.,"Oh, well we wouldn't want to disturb your guests, would we?"
And what if he's wrong. If you were one hundred percent sure it was Peter you would've arrested him. If it is someone else then he's going to again tonight and you're sitting here ignoring the message.,We're going to work on the message.
We're going to work on the message.,This stinks! You want to know what I think? I think there have been five murders and you've got to go on. You need to blame someone and he's the easiest choice.
This stinks! You want to know what I think? I think there have been five murders and you've got to go on. You need to blame someone and he's the easiest choice.,The most logical choice.
The most logical choice.,You don't have a shred of evidence!
He's using the map as a chessboard! The sonofabitch is playing chess with me!!,How can he be playing Chess with you? You're not making any moves against him.
How can he be playing Chess with you? You're not making any moves against him.,Maybe I already have.
Relax.,How the can I relax after seeing what I just saw.
How the can I relax after seeing what I just saw.,I know it was bad.
I know it was bad.,How could you? Unless you were there.
I'm sorry. I couldn't help it.,I don't have to go through with it either.
I don't have to go through with it either.,You don't understand. I'm just so <u>relieved</u>. I was <u>sure</u> you'd turn out to be short and and gimpy.
You don't understand. I'm just so <u>relieved</u>. I was <u>sure</u> you'd turn out to be short and and gimpy.,Oh. That. I know what you mean. I had nightmares all week.
Oh. That. I know what you mean. I had nightmares all week.,Me too.
Me too.,"Last night was the worst. I dreamt you had one leg shorter than the other, and walked like a penguin."
"Last night was the worst. I dreamt you had one leg shorter than the other, and walked like a penguin.",Mine was worse: I dreamt you picked your nose in public.
Mine was worse: I dreamt you picked your nose in public.,That's worse.
That's worse.,You're really not bad looking. Almost handsome.
You're really not bad looking. Almost handsome.,"Well, you're beautiful."
"Well, you're beautiful.","You <u>might</u> be handsome. I can't tell through all that grime. Besides, you reek of sweat and horses."
"You <u>might</u> be handsome. I can't tell through all that grime. Besides, you reek of sweat and horses.","If you're going to marry a warrior, you'd best get used to it."
"If you're going to marry a warrior, you'd best get used to it.",I have no intention of getting used to it.
Traitor! She'll marry you in,He thinks you betray him with Lyssa. Colwyn! The waters deceive you!
"The man down there, on the bench.",Perfect.
How many girlfriends did you have?,...I don't know.
...I don't know.,"Well... 1... 2... 10... 100... 1000? How many, approximately?"
"Well... 1... 2... 10... 100... 1000? How many, approximately?","...Mathilda, I don't feel like talking about this."
"...Mathilda, I don't feel like talking about this.","Why? Did you have too many and you fear it may shock me? I won't get shocked. I'm used to this! My father was a true pig. He the I'd as mother all around the apartment. Whenever a door was closed, you could be sure they were making behind it! And my sister, if you didn't sleep with her, you're building's exception!"
"Why? Did you have too many and you fear it may shock me? I won't get shocked. I'm used to this! My father was a true pig. He the I'd as mother all around the apartment. Whenever a door was closed, you could be sure they were making behind it! And my sister, if you didn't sleep with her, you're building's exception!","Stop, Mathilda! Don't talk like that!"
"...That's awful. I hope you killed, that","...Yes. The day he got out of jail. I allowed him to make ten steps... No more. And bang. Two hundred meters. By telescope. That night, I left my country and came here, to join my father, who worked for Tony. ...I was 17. Then, I never left the city... And never had another girlfriend..."
But... He works for your same employer?,"Yeah, but I don't give a about. I trade at left, at right and that's dangerous in there..."
"Yeah, but I don't give a about. I trade at left, at right and that's dangerous in there...","It's a little out of the world coming to visit me this way, on mid afternoon. It really isn't the usual procedure..."
"It's a little out of the world coming to visit me this way, on mid afternoon. It really isn't the usual procedure...",I know... But I'm a little pressed.
A wife?... Did someone run into your wife? Crushed her like a bug. Snapped her bones?,That's enough.
Your father?,He's plastered.
He's plastered.,That's okay -- really it is.
That's okay -- really it is.,"No it's not. He should be here with me now, not trying to find some bottle of Johnny Walker. He's never been there for me. I've always been alone."
A marriage certificate? Who the carries their marriage certificate around?,Maurice and Ellen Parker... it was issued in Philly... Mr. Maurice Parker has come a long way from home. Why?
What are you saying? This story is too big for this paper?,"Umm, no. It's just that --"
"Umm, no. It's just that --","you're right... You don't say much Michelle, but what you say is golden."
Do you want to now?,Maybe another drink first. More tequila?
Maybe another drink first. More tequila?,OK... whatever.
"Let's face it, what the are you doing in Las Vegas?","I'm going to move to a smart hotel, tomorrow if it'll make you feel better. Let's talk about tomorrow. Wanna do something?"
"I'm going to move to a smart hotel, tomorrow if it'll make you feel better. Let's talk about tomorrow. Wanna do something?",Sure... tonight. Then please stay at my place.
Sure... tonight. Then please stay at my place.,Sera... you know I'm not much good in the sack.
Sera... you know I'm not much good in the sack.,"It's not about Ben. I'll make you up a bed on the sofa. Do it for me. We can talk till late and then sleep till late. As you know, I am my own boss."
"Sera... I hope that you understand how I feel about this. First of all, you're welcome to my money. We can buy a couple of cases of liquor and you can have the rest. But I don't think you're talking to me right now about money.",No?
No?,"No. I think you're talking about you. I'll tell you right now that I'm in love with you... but, be that as it may, I'm not here to force my twisted life into your soul."
"No. I think you're talking about you. I'll tell you right now that I'm in love with you... but, be that as it may, I'm not here to force my twisted life into your soul.",I know that...
I know that...,...and I'm not here to demand your attention to the point where it changes your life. We know I'm a but that seems to be all right with you. And I know that you're a I hope you understand that I'm a person who is totally at ease with this... which is not to say that I'm indifferent or that I don't care... I do... it simply means that I trust and accept your judgement. What I'm saying is... that I hope you understand that I understand.
...and I'm not here to demand your attention to the point where it changes your life. We know I'm a but that seems to be all right with you. And I know that you're a I hope you understand that I'm a person who is totally at ease with this... which is not to say that I'm indifferent or that I don't care... I do... it simply means that I trust and accept your judgement. What I'm saying is... that I hope you understand that I understand.,"Thanks, I do understand. I was worried about how that would be... but now I'm not. And you should know that included with the rent here is a complimentary blow job."
"Thanks, I do understand. I was worried about how that would be... but now I'm not. And you should know that included with the rent here is a complimentary blow job.","Ah, yes... I suppose sooner or later we ought to"
"Ah, yes... I suppose sooner or later we ought to",Whatever that means. Open your presents.
I like women who wear mismatched earrings.,"Well, then... I hope we don't run into any tonight."
"Well, then... I hope we don't run into any tonight.",What do you mean?
What do you mean?,I expect some kind of loyalty here. Just because I for money doesn't give you cause to start picking up women and leaving me looking silly.
"Years ago, in LA, I turned a trick on Sunset and Western. The guy was polite and didn't argue about the price. He parked his car and I took him to a house that I had an arrangement with. A Mexican woman was watching a TV and I told him to give her the twenty for the room. There were three or four small children playing on the floor and we had to step over them to get into the room. The room had a bed and a dresser. He lay on his back on the bed and I put a rubber on him and him for a while until he was hard and then I eased on to him. About twenty minutes later there was a knock on the door and it was the woman saying our time was up. I felt kind of guilty because he hadn't come and I offered to reason with the woman and get another ten minutes, but he said it was all right and began dressing. When we were ready to leave the room he stopped me and... hugged me and kissed me on the cheek. He gave me an extra hundred as a tip and went back to his car. I remember being relieved that I wouldn't have to work again that evening.","Last spring I happened to walk past a house that I had once patronized. There was a cool breeze blowing off the ocean and through the window I could see a bare leg. The girl must have been taking a break between customers. It was a strange moment for me because it reminded me of my mother and despite the fact that I was late for something already I just stayed there, loving the atmosphere of it and my memory and... the reason I'm telling you this epilogue is that I felt that I'd come full circle."
"Last spring I happened to walk past a house that I had once patronized. There was a cool breeze blowing off the ocean and through the window I could see a bare leg. The girl must have been taking a break between customers. It was a strange moment for me because it reminded me of my mother and despite the fact that I was late for something already I just stayed there, loving the atmosphere of it and my memory and... the reason I'm telling you this epilogue is that I felt that I'd come full circle.","Where was that house? The one in LA, I mean."
"Where was that house? The one in LA, I mean.",Fifth and Mayflower. You know it?
Fifth and Mayflower. You know it?,Yes. One of my friends was there. I wonder if you ever clipped her.
Were you with another man?,Go to
Go to,I'll take that as a no.
I'll take that as a no.,Are we done for today?
Are we done for today?,I believe we are.
"I got out of the shower, walked downstairs, saw her standing over my father, and called the police.",Did she have a weapon in her hand?
Did she have a weapon in her hand?,No.
No.,Was there any reason for you to believe she had discarded a weapon?
Was there any reason for you to believe she had discarded a weapon?,"Uh, yeah, because the shot him."
"Uh, yeah, because the shot him.",Was there any evidence that Mrs. Windham shot him?
Was there any evidence that Mrs. Windham shot him?,His dead body with a bullet in it.
Why the not?,I promised her I'd keep it secret. I can't break the bonds of sisterhood!
I'm sorry?,For what? Breaking my heart or ruining for me with any other man?
For what? Breaking my heart or ruining for me with any other man?,Uh -- both?
Uh -- both?,Forget it. I've already spent too many hours crying over you.
I didn't even get to go to his birthday party.,No!
No!,What could I do? He's a man who followed his to greener pastures. I'm a middle- aged high-school dropout with stretch marks and a Happens every day. At least to women like me.
What could I do? He's a man who followed his to greener pastures. I'm a middle- aged high-school dropout with stretch marks and a Happens every day. At least to women like me.,That's terrible!
That's terrible!,"So, what's this Sarah got that you don't? Three"
"So, what's this Sarah got that you don't? Three",She's from Connecticut. She belongs to his country club.
She's from Connecticut. She belongs to his country club.,Is she as pretty as you?
You showed up Warner in class? You're supposed to be showing up Sarah.,"I couldn't help it! It was the most fun I've had since I've been in law school. Not only was I good enough for Warner -- I was better than him. He has to see serious I am now. Even Donovan was impressed, and he's a total"
that felt great!,Look at him. He's still scratching his head.
Look at him. He's still scratching his head.,Which must be a nice vacation for his balls...
"So, this is the only interaction you two have ever had?","No. Sometimes I say ""Okay"" instead of ""Fine""."
"No. Sometimes I say ""Okay"" instead of ""Fine"".",Have you ever considered asking him if he'd like a cold beverage? Or perhaps a neck massage?
Have you ever considered asking him if he'd like a cold beverage? Or perhaps a neck massage?,What's the point? Look at me.
What's the point? Look at me.,"I am. And I'm looking at a beautiful, fabulous, sexy woman."
You can't go home!,"What's the point of staying? All people see when they look at me is blonde hair and big No one's ever going to take me seriously. The people at law school don't, Warner doesn't -- I don't even think my parents take me seriously. They wanted me to grow up and become a Victoria's Secret model who marries a rock star. Now, for the first time, it seemed like someone expected me to do something better with my life than wear underwear for a living. But I was kidding myself -- Donovan didn't see me as a lawyer. He saw me as a piece of just like everyone else. It turns out, I am a joke."
The idiot speaks.,"Although Mr. Huntington makes an excellent point, I have to wonder if the defendant kept a thorough record of each emission made throughout his life?"
Can someone please tell Rick that he is not the only Sigma Chi with a big,You guys are so sweet!
You have Stromwell.,"Did she do that to you, too?"
"Did she do that to you, too?","No, but she made me cry once. Not in class -- I waited until I got to my room, but yeah, she can pretty much shrivel your balls -- or you know, your whatevers."
"No, but she made me cry once. Not in class -- I waited until I got to my room, but yeah, she can pretty much shrivel your balls -- or you know, your whatevers.",Neat.
Neat.,Don't worry. It gets better. Who else do you have?
Explain to me why you're so anti- Brooke.,"Uh, for starters, she won't give us an alibi --"
"Uh, for starters, she won't give us an alibi --",Aside from that.
Aside from that.,She's completely untrustworthy.
She's completely untrustworthy.,Why?
Why?,"She married an old man, she's made a living on telling women they're too she hawks her on the Home Shopping Network..."
"She married an old man, she's made a living on telling women they're too she hawks her on the Home Shopping Network...",A) He's an old man with a really big B) She never told me I was And C) Victoria Principal sells on that network.
A) He's an old man with a really big B) She never told me I was And C) Victoria Principal sells on that network.,And D) Brooke is obviously hiding something.
And D) Brooke is obviously hiding something.,But maybe it's not what you think.
But maybe it's not what you think.,But maybe it is --
You're kind of being a butt-head right now.,How do you figure?
How do you figure?,Because people aren't always what they seem to be and you refuse to see that. Have a little faith. You might be surprised.
I can't believe you called me a butthead. No one's called me a butt- head since ninth grade.,Maybe not to your face...
"Okay, how would it work?","It would be a full-service law firm, by and for blondes, providing positive blonde role models and community outreach in high blonde areas. I mean, think about it -- name one blonde intellectual role model."
"It would be a full-service law firm, by and for blondes, providing positive blonde role models and community outreach in high blonde areas. I mean, think about it -- name one blonde intellectual role model.",I can't.
I can't.,That is a direct result of anti- blonde discrimination!
That is a direct result of anti- blonde discrimination!,Wait -- Hilary Clinton.
Wait -- Hilary Clinton.,"If she were a true blonde, she would've left the cheating Blondes don't let their husbands get fellated by brunettes and live to tell about it."
"In that case, maybe Heyworth got fellated by a brunette and Brooke caught him.",Exactly how much gorilla do you think a sixty-year-old man can take?
Exactly how much gorilla do you think a sixty-year-old man can take?,That's not really a topic that keeps me up at night -- but maybe it should.
What the is that for?,"The bags under your eyes. You're an attractive man, but you need to take better care of yourself."
"The bags under your eyes. You're an attractive man, but you need to take better care of yourself.",I don't -- Do that stuff.
I don't -- Do that stuff.,"Well, you should -- If you look good, you feel good and if you feel good, you project joy into the world."
"Well, you should -- If you look good, you feel good and if you feel good, you project joy into the world.",Projecting joy is not my job.
Projecting joy is not my job.,Fine. Sorry I brought it up.
It made me realize something. I'm an idiot.,Really?
"Friend Ogg. Excuse our enthusiasm, occasioned as it was by a fondness for you.","Honeythorn Gump, is it? I've not seen your face since you sold me a jug of cow claiming it was dragon's tears."
"Honeythorn Gump, is it? I've not seen your face since you sold me a jug of cow claiming it was dragon's tears.","Well, bygones're bygones, I always say."
"Well, bygones're bygones, I always say.",Or was it the time you and Jimmy Squarefoot stole the golden apples I'd forged.
Or was it the time you and Jimmy Squarefoot stole the golden apples I'd forged.,"Twas Jimmy done that, I merely stood for the blame unfairly... but, here now, Ogg, this be no time to rehash old differences, I've friends along in need of safe haven for the night."
"Twas Jimmy done that, I merely stood for the blame unfairly... but, here now, Ogg, this be no time to rehash old differences, I've friends along in need of safe haven for the night.",Who might these friends be?
Who might these friends be?,"Screwball you know, and many other of the wee folk. We serve as escort for our grand champion, Jack o' the Green."
"That much magic I can offer ye, a small measure of entertainment at best. Making the world a frozen is beyond me modest powers.","Then, what's gone wrong? Why did it happen?"
"Then, what's gone wrong? Why did it happen?","If ye want more tricks, I'm your man, but for big questions ye must go elsewhere."
"If ye want more tricks, I'm your man, but for big questions ye must go elsewhere.",Don't you care about what's happened?
Don't you care about what's happened?,"Course we care. What good's the world locked in a season of death. Frozen up, no folks to scare out of their wits on a summer's night; no babies to tickle; no more spells to cast... Think that's an enjoyable prospect?"
"Course we care. What good's the world locked in a season of death. Frozen up, no folks to scare out of their wits on a summer's night; no babies to tickle; no more spells to cast... Think that's an enjoyable prospect?",There must be an answer somewhere.
There must be an answer somewhere.,"True... But it won't come easy or free. If ye want to ask, ask Jenny Greenteeth."
"True... But it won't come easy or free. If ye want to ask, ask Jenny Greenteeth.",Jenny Greenteeth? Who's she?
"Don't see why I can't ride, too! I'm second in command, it!",The colt's still too small.
The colt's still too small.,I'm small... and I can make myself smaller still... Small as a bee! Small as dust...! Want to see me do it?
I'm small... and I can make myself smaller still... Small as a bee! Small as dust...! Want to see me do it?,"We've no time for tricks this day, Honeythorn Gump."
"We've no time for tricks this day, Honeythorn Gump.","Tricks, is it? Why I'll trick ye! Ungrateful whelp! I'll sour your milk and bird droppings'll fall from the sky wherever ye walk."
"Tricks, is it? Why I'll trick ye! Ungrateful whelp! I'll sour your milk and bird droppings'll fall from the sky wherever ye walk.",Save your mischief for the Black Baron.
Save your mischief for the Black Baron.,Aye! That too.
Aye! That too.,You'll need more than bird droppings for Blackheart.
You'll need more than bird droppings for Blackheart.,I'll drop a cow on the knave!
I'll drop a cow on the knave!,Drop a mountain on him and we won't need our troops.
This has got to stop!,He escaped. He's going back in.
He escaped. He's going back in.,Does it give you some sort of perverse pleasure to expose in plain view of my sixteen year-old daughter?
Does it give you some sort of perverse pleasure to expose in plain view of my sixteen year-old daughter?,There are no windows facing my...exposure.
There are no windows facing my...exposure.,"George, this is the third time."
"George, this is the third time.",The plumber's due out on Friday.
The plumber's due out on Friday.,You'll have to explain that to the police.
You'll have to explain that to the police.,You were the only neighbor I could tolerate.
You were the only neighbor I could tolerate.,I did warn you.
I did warn you.,My life is a warning. I just can't figure out for what.
I never said anything. I haven't done anything.,I know what the deal is. Josh is a I'm not
I know what the deal is. Josh is a I'm not,You don't know what the deal is. There is no deal.
I've been using since I was twelve! You're all so unbelievably You didn't give a about anything I did until now!,I'll apologize for everything but today...Today I give a
I'll apologize for everything but today...Today I give a,You're too late.
You're too late.,The gloves on the table are for you.
The gloves on the table are for you.,You can't make me do a thing.
You can't make me do a thing.,Sit down for a second.
Sit down for a second.,No.
"Oh, so you're in the big now! Child abuse. People go to prison for what you just did to me.",My dad used to play a game. I never really understood what it was until after he was gone.
I was holding for someone. That wasn't even mine.,"The game was to make me smaller than he was. No matter what. He could be almost invisible as a human being, but I had to be smaller. So if I got good grades, I was a for not playing football. If I cut my hair for him, it wasn't short enough. If I shaved it, I looked like a psycho. I never won the game. Not once. And if he couldn't make me smaller with words..."
"When you started first grade and your mom went to work, it was so she could save for an apartment. But then she met Peter and skipped the idea of renting.",He's got nothing to do with me.
He's got nothing to do with me.,"I couldn't imagine how I could compete with him for any part of you. So, I didn't. He wanted you to have his last name...I let him even take that."
"I couldn't imagine how I could compete with him for any part of you. So, I didn't. He wanted you to have his last name...I let him even take that.","He was a when I was six, and he's a today."
Was bankrupt and dead before I was twenty.,Left you this place.
Left you this place.,It was in my name so he wouldn't lose it. He stole it from everyone that deserved it by putting me on title.
It was in my name so he wouldn't lose it. He stole it from everyone that deserved it by putting me on title.,"Do you know what I'd give to have this! Forget how I got it! I can't afford dirt in this town. I live in Riverside, Goddammitt And you get to in the ocean."
It's my day off. I thought I'd help with the plumbing.,I need you to do me a favor.
I need you to do me a favor.,you look like George.
you look like George.,I want you to find someone for me.
"Why do you let your dog on his lawn, day after day?",I don't let him. He just loves to.
Is your back still killing you?,I didn't think you'd come today.
I didn't think you'd come today.,"I kept thinking about it, what you said... I hope you were trying to keep me away fro the sake of me."
"I kept thinking about it, what you said... I hope you were trying to keep me away fro the sake of me.",No. Mostly me.
No. Mostly me.,Peter left me yesterday.
Peter left me yesterday.,Left you?
Left you?,No goodbye. No you. No 'Are you in love with George?'
No goodbye. No you. No 'Are you in love with George?',What did he say?
What did he say?,'I'll be in the bedroom.'
Don't move!,I'm an idiot to have you up there.
What's your deal with Alyssa?,Don't even...I'm there.
Don't even...I'm there.,I wasn't sure.
I wasn't sure.,"She wouldn't even go out with until she was sixteen. I mean, that's not even a rule, just her own thing. She like figures things out on her own and then that's it."
What the,Everything happens for a reason. That's what my dad said.
Everything happens for a reason. That's what my dad said.,"Then you tell me, what just happened?"
"Then you tell me, what just happened?",The payoff.
"They ain't men, Mae Rose. They're convicts. And convicts to boot. Can you say",Nagger?
Nagger?,"No,"
"No,", 
 ,That's my girl.
"Forty years. That's a long time for any crime, even",It's a of a lot longer when you're innocent.
It's a of a lot longer when you're innocent.,Half the men in this prison swear they're innocent. Don't you think that's kinda funny?
Half the men in this prison swear they're innocent. Don't you think that's kinda funny?,You have to forgive me if I don't laugh.
"Come on, daddy-o. You haven't said a word since we started. Least you could do is make some friendly conversation.","Look, man, I don't want friendly conversation. I don't want to be your friend. I've seen your friends and I don't like them. I just want to do this thing and get back to New York in time to start my job."
"Look, man, I don't want friendly conversation. I don't want to be your friend. I've seen your friends and I don't like them. I just want to do this thing and get back to New York in time to start my job.",Start your job? What kind of job?
Start your job? What kind of job?,"Well, if you must know, bank teller at First Federal of Manhattan. I'm responsible for keeping track of hundreds, occasionally thousands of dollars."
"Well, if you must know, bank teller at First Federal of Manhattan. I'm responsible for keeping track of hundreds, occasionally thousands of dollars.",That's some long green.
That's some long green.,"straight, it is. I got my own set of keys because I'm supposed to open up. So if I ain't there 8 a.m. Monday morning, there's gonna be to pay."
Alright. You want some pie?,"Yeah, I want some pie."
"Yeah, I want some pie.","Okay then, I'm gonna walk over to that counter and get us some pie."
"Hey, Ray. I've been looking for you.",Here I am.
Here I am.,"Guess we better get going, huh?"
"Guess we better get going, huh?",Still got that ten dollars?
Still got that ten dollars?,"Well, not exactly. See, I met this girl. Real nice girl. girl. Her name's Sylvia."
"Well, not exactly. See, I met this girl. Real nice girl. girl. Her name's Sylvia.",That jelly you were talking to right here?
That jelly you were talking to right here?,"She's in a tight spot. Her mama needs this operation, and they ain't got the money for it. Their church took up a collection but they were still short..."
"She's in a tight spot. Her mama needs this operation, and they ain't got the money for it. Their church took up a collection but they were still short...",So you made a generous contribution.
So you made a generous contribution.,What can I say? When the spirit moves me.
What can I say? When the spirit moves me.,"That was mighty charitable of you, Claude. Looks like we both got tonight."
"That was mighty charitable of you, Claude. Looks like we both got tonight.",What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?,"While you were upstairs doing God's work, I was getting jack-legged by a fool with four threes."
"While you were upstairs doing God's work, I was getting jack-legged by a fool with four threes.",You lost all our money in a card game?
You lost all our money in a card game?,He even got my daddy's watch.
He even got my daddy's watch.,"that watch -- I mean, how the are we gonna get home without any money?"
"that watch -- I mean, how the are we gonna get home without any money?",We've still got 36 cases of That's better than money.
"Man, this is gonna delay everything. Spanky's gonna be","Spanky's gonna be Poor Spanky. Spanky! What the kind of a name is Spanky, anyway? You're responsible for this situation. I blame you for everything. If it wasn't for you, I'd be home having a hot meal right now."
"Spanky's gonna be Poor Spanky. Spanky! What the kind of a name is Spanky, anyway? You're responsible for this situation. I blame you for everything. If it wasn't for you, I'd be home having a hot meal right now.","If it wasn't for me, you'd be washing up on the beach at Coney Island right now. ""I need all my thumbs and fingers for praying and doing good."""
I kinda lost track of how many people we killed that night. Must have been 15 or twenty -- not counting women and children. It was a real bloodbath. All that screaming...,Pack of lies. Don't listen to him. We didn't nobody. We were railroaded. And we gonna prove that.
Pack of lies. Don't listen to him. We didn't nobody. We were railroaded. And we gonna prove that.,He just blocked it out. Nigger's crazy. He's the one who did all the stabbing. He's capable of some heinous How 'bout him down there?
"You want out of this place, don't you? Don't tell me you're starting to like it here.","No, I don't like it here. Look around. There's nothing but Male Balls and Believe you me, I'm getting out of here."
"No, I don't like it here. Look around. There's nothing but Male Balls and Believe you me, I'm getting out of here.",What does that mean?
What does that mean?,Forget it.
Forget it.,"I'm not gonna forget it. What does that mean? If you've got a plan, I think I have a right to know about it. I told you my plan."
"I'm not gonna forget it. What does that mean? If you've got a plan, I think I have a right to know about it. I told you my plan.","Getting a map from a chubby chef named Cookie? Dragging our through the swamps in search of some worm-eaten boat? That ain't a plan, that's a vacation for two in the hole. When you've got a map to New York City, you get back to me."
"What's up, Ray?",Claude.
Claude.,Sure is hot today. Think it'll rain later?
Sure is hot today. Think it'll rain later?,"What do you want, Claude?"
"What do you want, Claude?",What do I want? What makes you think I want something?
What do I want? What makes you think I want something?,My daddy always said when a man starts talking about the weather keep you hand on your wallet.
My daddy always said when a man starts talking about the weather keep you hand on your wallet.,"Your daddy must have been a helluva guy, a deep man, a wise man. Sure wish I could have met him --"
"Your daddy must have been a helluva guy, a deep man, a wise man. Sure wish I could have met him --","Cut the What do you want, Claude?"
"Cut the What do you want, Claude?",You still got that map?
You still got that map?,Yeah.
Yeah.,"Well, if you're still thinking about booking it, I want in. I think we can make it."
"Well, if you're still thinking about booking it, I want in. I think we can make it.","We? Did I hear you say we? As I recall, you're the one who said there is no we. Guess we got some bad news in that letter, huh?"
"We? Did I hear you say we? As I recall, you're the one who said there is no we. Guess we got some bad news in that letter, huh?","Look, my cousin Maynard is a lawyer. He filed an appeal on my behalf --"
"Look, my cousin Maynard is a lawyer. He filed an appeal on my behalf --",On your behalf. What happened to we?
On your behalf. What happened to we?,"The appeal was denied. Then Daisy went and fell for Maynard. They're engaged to be married, can you believe that?"
"The appeal was denied. Then Daisy went and fell for Maynard. They're engaged to be married, can you believe that?","Well, let's just think about that for a moment. He's a successful lawyer up in New York City and you're down here with a bright future in the cotton picking business. Eeny, meeny, miney, Maynard."
"Well, let's just think about that for a moment. He's a successful lawyer up in New York City and you're down here with a bright future in the cotton picking business. Eeny, meeny, miney, Maynard.","Come on, man. Don't shut me out. I'm telling you, you and me, that map, we can go places."
"Come on, man. Don't shut me out. I'm telling you, you and me, that map, we can go places.","You know what, Claude? This whole time we've been down here, you've done nothing but think about yourself, acting like this whole thing is my fault. That plan with your cousin, did that include me?"
No.,"At least you're honest for once. So now you want to be my friend? Well, let me tell you something, Claude-my- You got a lot to learn about friendship."
"At least you're honest for once. So now you want to be my friend? Well, let me tell you something, Claude-my- You got a lot to learn about friendship.",Does that mean I'm in?
Does that mean I'm in?,"I don't think so, Claude. You'd just slow me down. We'd have to stop every five minutes so you could polish your silverware. There's no way around it, you're soft."
"I don't think so, Claude. You'd just slow me down. We'd have to stop every five minutes so you could polish your silverware. There's no way around it, you're soft.",What'd you say?
What'd you say?,I said you're soft.
I said you're soft.,Don't call me that. You know I hate it when you call me that.
You call this a map? What was Cookie smoking when he drew this?,Cookie didn't draw it. I did.
Cookie didn't draw it. I did.,You drew this?!
You drew this?!,I knew you wouldn't come if I didn't have a map.
I knew you wouldn't come if I didn't have a map.,"That gripes my soul, man. We're out here in the middle of nowhere. There is nibbling at my balls! Don't tell me you don't know where we're going!"
"All right, man, just settle down. We'll get outta here, Claude. We'll get outta here real soon.","How the are we gonna do that, Ray?!"
What you're dealing with here is a complete lack of talent.,I'm sick of watching Camp 12 win the championship. Every year they get to roast the victory pig and we get This year I want that pig.
One of the new kids said they're farming those acres just north of the swamp. He said he saw a crop duster flying around the place.,"I'm not in the mood right now, Ray."
"I'm not in the mood right now, Ray.",He said they keep it parked out behind the barn. Can't be that hard to fly a plane. Lots of people do it.
He said they keep it parked out behind the barn. Can't be that hard to fly a plane. Lots of people do it.,"They're called pilots! I'm serious, Ray. I'm not in the mood for one of your plans right now."
"They're called pilots! I'm serious, Ray. I'm not in the mood for one of your plans right now.",I don't see you coming up with any plans.
I don't see you coming up with any plans.,"My plan is on his way to Pittsburgh right now. That congenital idiot just got himself a pardon signed by the governor thanks to us, but we can't seem to do nothing for ourselves. Don't you feel a little disgusted right now?"
"My plan is on his way to Pittsburgh right now. That congenital idiot just got himself a pardon signed by the governor thanks to us, but we can't seem to do nothing for ourselves. Don't you feel a little disgusted right now?",Crop duster.
Crop duster.,"I ain't getting in no airplane with you. I'm finally wrapping my mind around the concept. They threw us in this for life. Don't you get it, Ray? We're gonna die here! Might as well head up to the cemetery, pick a plot and start digging."
My daddy died in prison. He gave up hope and hung himself. What you're talking about is the same thing. That ain't how I'm going.,"Maybe you're fooling yourself, Ray. Maybe you're just a chip off the old block."
"Maybe you're fooling yourself, Ray. Maybe you're just a chip off the old block.","Take that back or we ain't friends no more, Claude Banks."
"Take that back or we ain't friends no more, Claude Banks.","Here's a news flash, Ray. We never were friends. We've just been stuck together for 12 years. It's been nothing but bad luck since the moment I ran into you. Every time I look at you I get sick to my stomach thinking about what my life could have been if I'd never bumped into Ray Gibson."
I was sorry to hear about your mama passing.,That was five years ago.
That was five years ago.,"I know, but since we're talking, I thought I'd mention it."
"I know, but since we're talking, I thought I'd mention it.","We're not talking, you're talking, and doing too much of it, if you ask me."
What the are you doing?,Don't touch that car.
it was getting hot in there.,What the are you doing in that trunk?!
What the are you doing in that trunk?!,"You didn't think I was gonna let you escape alone, did you?"
"You didn't think I was gonna let you escape alone, did you?",I ain't escaping! We're picking up the new super just like I told you.
I ain't escaping! We're picking up the new super just like I told you.,Then you're lucky I came along. Doesn't take a visionary to spot a golden opportunity like this. Now help me out of this trunk.
Then you're lucky I came along. Doesn't take a visionary to spot a golden opportunity like this. Now help me out of this trunk.,You ain't getting out of that trunk.
You ain't getting out of that trunk.,"Come on, man, I'm starting to cramp up here. We have the chance right here, right now, I say we go!"
"Come on, man, I'm starting to cramp up here. We have the chance right here, right now, I say we go!","Go where, Ray?"
"Go where, Ray?",Back to New York for starters.
Back to New York for starters.,"And what will we do when we get there? I'm sixty-five years old, Ray. So are you. What are we gonna do out here? Get married, have kids, settle down? That boat sailed without us, man."
"And what will we do when we get there? I'm sixty-five years old, Ray. So are you. What are we gonna do out here? Get married, have kids, settle down? That boat sailed without us, man.","This boat's gonna sail without you, too. I don't care if I last one day out here. At least it's one day of freedom. Now gimme those keys."
"This boat's gonna sail without you, too. I don't care if I last one day out here. At least it's one day of freedom. Now gimme those keys.","Forget about that. You run if you want to, but you're not taking this car."
"Forget about that. You run if you want to, but you're not taking this car.","Claude, man, I'm serious. Give me those keys."
"Claude, man, I'm serious. Give me those keys.",I ain't spending a month in the hole so you can take a joy ride.
I ain't spending a month in the hole so you can take a joy ride.,Don't make me take them away from you.
Don't make me take them away from you.,"Hey, there's Wilkins!"
Sure would like to see the house that Ruth built one more time.,"Well, Ruth shoulda built it a little better. thing's falling to pieces. Gonna hurt somebody."
"Well, Ruth shoulda built it a little better. thing's falling to pieces. Gonna hurt somebody.",What do you expect? It's almost as old as we are.
What do you expect? It's almost as old as we are.,They oughta tear that down and ship them Yankees cross the river to Jersey.
They oughta tear that down and ship them Yankees cross the river to Jersey.,Remember what that place looked like on a sunny spring day? More beautiful than any church I was ever in.
I can't eat this.,Why the not?
Why the not?,I saw that hot dog guy in the bathroom urinating. He didn't wash his hands.
"So Ray and Claude got their pardons, right?","No, they didn't get their pardons, you dumb If they'd got their pardons way back then, we wouldn't be burying them today, would we?"
"No, they didn't get their pardons, you dumb If they'd got their pardons way back then, we wouldn't be burying them today, would we?","Oh, right. Well, why didn't they get those pardons?"
What's going on here?,I'm afraid I'm gonna have to teach this uppity a lesson in manners.
That watch was the only thing my daddy ever gave me. It meant the world to me.,"it, Wilkins, would you please just shoot the"
"it, Wilkins, would you please just shoot the","He shoots me, I swear I'll take you with me! I just want to hear you say it."
"They castrated him. He can't shoot arrows, he can't smoke.",I can't I can't
Hey... Popeye's chicken is kickin'!,It sure is. Now eat it up. You're gonna need your energy.
It sure is. Now eat it up. You're gonna need your energy.,I got energy up the ying-ying. Let's get cracking!
This is intense! And it happens every day? Sometimes twice? I gotta tip my hat to you people!,"Look, it's okay for me to the street. But you gotta use a toilet."
"Look, it's okay for me to the street. But you gotta use a toilet.","Okay, just point me in the right direction next time."
"Okay, just point me in the right direction next time.","Come on, there's like ten million people in this city and the clock is ticking."
"Come on, there's like ten million people in this city and the clock is ticking.","Well, let's rock and roll."
We had the greatest afternoon of my life until Adrian made me tell her she had a heart-shaped,Maybe you love her. But what do I know? I'm baked out of my mind.
What's with all the whoo-whoo noises?,"Everything's fine, pop."
"Everything's fine, pop.",Last time you said that the renaissance happened.
Last time you said that the renaissance happened.,"Please, pop, just go back to your room."
"Please, pop, just go back to your room.",Can I take him with me and have with his head?
Can I take him with me and have with his head?,"Sure, pop. Whatever you want."
"I'm sorry. After careful consideration, I regretfully have to decline.","C'mon, man, I'm just asking for one Superbowl ring."
"C'mon, man, I'm just asking for one Superbowl ring.","In exchange for eternal damnation of your soul? You're too nice of a guy for me to want to do that to you, Mr. Marino."
"In exchange for eternal damnation of your soul? You're too nice of a guy for me to want to do that to you, Mr. Marino.",You did it for Namath.
You did it for Namath.,"Yeah, but Joe was coming here anyways. Just go back to Earth and enjoy your records and the Hall of Fame and the beautiful family and all that."
"Yeah, but Joe was coming here anyways. Just go back to Earth and enjoy your records and the Hall of Fame and the beautiful family and all that.","This is man. I'm gonna win the Superbowl this year, with or without you!"
"This is man. I'm gonna win the Superbowl this year, with or without you!",Now you're talking.
"No, no, that's not what I said. He can keep his thumbs, but the fingers gotta go.","Oh, and don't forget, you're shoving a pineapple up Hitler's at four o'clock."
Check one-two. Check one-two.,Put it back on my head. I'm falling apart here.
Put it back on my head. I'm falling apart here.,"He's got 'til midnight tonight, Nicky. You get your back up there. You save your father!"
"Now that was an experience. ""You are only coming through in waves."" That line blows my mind every time.",Definitely.
Definitely.,"I don't care what kind of mood you're in at the start of that song. When it's over, that mood has been altered. Wow. Great What's next?"
"I don't care what kind of mood you're in at the start of that song. When it's over, that mood has been altered. Wow. Great What's next?","Well, I thought that after messing with your head, I'd give you a little kick in the keester."
"You know, I was the one who created","I know, your wickedness."
"I know, your wickedness.","I started slow, though. For years, I was just giving people hot foots. Actually, you can give all the credit for to my first wife; she was the inspiration. She was an one, too. One day, she asked me if I wanted super I said I'll take the soup."
That was amazing. Thanks so much. You didn't have to do that.,That's okay. I get messed with all the time and when I saw him doing that to you I just lost it. I hate when people take advantage of tourists. It ruins it for the rest of us.
That's okay. I get messed with all the time and when I saw him doing that to you I just lost it. I hate when people take advantage of tourists. It ruins it for the rest of us.,You think I'm a tourist?
You think I'm a tourist?,I'm sorry. I just assumed. Your accent maybe. Where are you from?
I'm sorry. I just assumed. Your accent maybe. Where are you from?,The South.
The South.,Really?
Really?,"Yeah. Deep south. She laughs along with him, not sure why."
"Yeah. Deep south. She laughs along with him, not sure why.",Why are you laughing?
Why are you laughing?,"I don't know, but I like it. Say. Your glasses are nice. They make your eyes look sparkly and big. It's fun to look at them."
"I don't know, but I like it. Say. Your glasses are nice. They make your eyes look sparkly and big. It's fun to look at them.",My dad's an optometrist.
My dad's an optometrist.,My dad's in and he's falling apart.
My dad's in and he's falling apart.,I'm sorry. It's really tough when your parents get older.
I'm sorry. It's really tough when your parents get older.,"If I don't save him, I don't know what I'm gonna do."
"If I don't save him, I don't know what I'm gonna do.","Well, I'm sure a nice southern boy like you will figure something out."
This town is really going to lately. So what part of the city do you live in?,"I have an apartment. I don't remember exactly where. My dog knows, though."
"I have an apartment. I don't remember exactly where. My dog knows, though.",You have a dog? What kind?
You have a dog? What kind?,"I'm not sure. I'd ask him, but he's uptown talking to his contacts."
"So you're saying, make all pants with a drawstring, then heavier set gals don't have to feel humiliated by telling their waist size in front of the whole store?","Basically, yeah."
"Basically, yeah.",Wow. Maybe you should make drawstring socks for gals with ankles.
"Okay, now you gone and done it. You done messed with my business","Sir, I would prefer if you didn't raise your voice. It's making my muscles tighten."
Fourteen? Fifteen? Your days are running out. How long can you last? A year. Six months? What happens when you're sixteen and you go green?,Nothing will happen! I make the rules as I go!! Cubs do what I say! Always have! Always will! I got Cathedral and I'll never let go!
Nothing will happen! I make the rules as I go!! Cubs do what I say! Always have! Always will! I got Cathedral and I'll never let go!,"No cubs over fifteen, Billy! Ever heard of a cub with a green flower? You'll leave Cathedral then, Billy, when you're on green, because they won't let a green stay here. If you try to stay the young ones will gut-rip you apart!"
"No cubs over fifteen, Billy! Ever heard of a cub with a green flower? You'll leave Cathedral then, Billy, when you're on green, because they won't let a green stay here. If you try to stay the young ones will gut-rip you apart!",Shut up! Shut up your mouth!
You should've seen me take my last Runner... perfect. I backed him up against a residence pool and when he terminated... his hand... So now you've seen him... what's the difference awake or asleep?,"Open your eyes once, idiot. It's not every day that a Sandman son is born. I'm telling you, Francis -- that's him!"
"Open your eyes once, idiot. It's not every day that a Sandman son is born. I'm telling you, Francis -- that's him!","Maybe, maybe not. What's the difference? Come on, Logan, let's get out of here before everybody finds out."
What the took you so long?,Did you ever see anybody renew?
Did you ever see anybody renew?,I think you've been skulling out too much. First Nursery and now questions.
I think you've been skulling out too much. First Nursery and now questions.,Did you?
Did you?,Of course.
Of course.,Anybody we know?
Anybody we know?,Look... why don't you get into the water... you need it... more than I do.
Look... why don't you get into the water... you need it... more than I do.,I'm fine... See you...
I'm fine... See you...,At Carousel tonight?
"Please... no? You mean ""not here"" -- that's it? You're a private Available but particular. Don't worry. There's no one here but me. And you.",No. Just no.
No. Just no.,You prefer women?
You prefer women?,No.
No.,Well then...?
Well then...?,"Nothing. I felt sad, I put myself on the circuit. It was a mistake."
"Nothing. I felt sad, I put myself on the circuit. It was a mistake.",Sad? What made you sad?
Sad? What made you sad?,A friend of mine went on Carousel tonight. Now he's gone.
A friend of mine went on Carousel tonight. Now he's gone.,Yes... probably he was renewed?
Yes... probably he was renewed?,He was killed.
He was killed.,Killed? Why do you use that word?
Killed? Why do you use that word?,Isn't it right? Isn't that what you do?
Isn't it right? Isn't that what you do?,I never 'killed' anybody in my life. Sandmen terminate Runners. Who brought you?
I never 'killed' anybody in my life. Sandmen terminate Runners. Who brought you?,Nobody. I felt sad... I put myself on the circuit.
Nobody. I felt sad... I put myself on the circuit.,You felt sad. What's your name?
You felt sad. What's your name?,Jessica.
Jessica.,You're beautiful. Let's have
You're beautiful. Let's have,No.
No.,Later.
Later.,No.
No.,But you put yourself on the circuit!
But you put yourself on the circuit!,I thought I had to do something.
I thought I had to do something.,And?
And?,I changed my mind.
I changed my mind.,And now?
And now?,Curious.
Curious.,About what?
About what?,How a Sandman lives.
Let's have I thought you were curious.,Not about that.
Not about that.,I'm listening.
I'm listening.,I'm afraid to tell you.
I'm afraid to tell you.,I'm not armed. Well?
I'm not armed. Well?,Why is it wrong to run?
Why is it wrong to run?,You shouldn't even think such things... And you picked a strange person to say them to --
You shouldn't even think such things... And you picked a strange person to say them to --,I suppose. But what if you want to live?
I suppose. But what if you want to live?,So? Do what everyone does. Try like for renewal.
Now we'll see what this son of a is up to.,Yeah.
Look at all this I know a fence... he'll give us money and get us passports in exchange for this and the car... We can go anywhere.,Alice?
That's not Fred Madison?,"No, sir, it's not."
"No, sir, it's not.",Who is it?
Who is it?,"I couldn't say, sir... Captain Henderson?"
"I couldn't say, sir... Captain Henderson?","Yeah, Mack?"
"Yeah, Mack?",Captain... this is some spooky we got here.
What the is going on?!,I wish I knew.
Beautiful! Smooth as from a duck's Let's take a ride.,"Whatever you say, Mr. Eddy."
You like, 
 ,Yeah. Give ya a
Yeah. Give ya a,"No thanks, Mr. Eddy."
"Her name is Alice. You know I love that girl to death. If I ever found out somebody was makin' out with her, I'd take this... ...and shove it so far up his it would come out his mouth... Then you know what?...",What?
What?,I'd pull the trigger and shoot him right between the eyes.
"Sheila, what is it?... What are you doin' here?",You've been somebody else haven't you?
You've been somebody else haven't you?,Sheila...
Sheila...,You me whenever you want... You don't call... Tell me who she is.
"There you are! Barnard, you'd better get your things together. We're leaving.",Leaving?
Leaving?,"Yes. I've just been talking with the porters. They're going to take us. We've got clothing, food, everything. Come on!"
"Yes. I've just been talking with the porters. They're going to take us. We've got clothing, food, everything. Come on!",When are you going to start?
When are you going to start?,Right this very minute! The porters are waiting for us on the plateau. And that Chinaman thought he could stop me. Come along.
Right this very minute! The porters are waiting for us on the plateau. And that Chinaman thought he could stop me. Come along.,I think I'll stick around. I'll leave with the porters on their next trip.
I think I'll stick around. I'll leave with the porters on their next trip.,You mean you don't want to go?
You mean you don't want to go?,Well - I'm—
Well - I'm—,"I see. You're afraid of going to jail, eh?"
"I see. You're afraid of going to jail, eh?","Well, no. You see, I got this plumbing business—"
"Well, no. You see, I got this plumbing business—","All right! If you insist on being an idiot, I'm not going to waste time coaxing you. How about you?"
"All right! If you insist on being an idiot, I'm not going to waste time coaxing you. How about you?","Oh, no - you don't want to go yet, honey. She'll stick around too. Is that right?"
"Lucky thing for me you snapped out of it, too. You saved my life. I never could have made it alone.",What was that?
What was that?,was saying—
was saying—,Can't you shut up? Must you go on babbling like an idiot?
The happened?,"Hesitated, sir."
"Hesitated, sir.",I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about your choice of targets.
You shot an eight year old girl.,"Uh... yes. Apparently I did, air."
"Uh... yes. Apparently I did, air.",The were you thinking?
The were you thinking?,"Well, I dunno. I mean, when you looked at all the other options... it just seemed sorta obvious."
"Well, I dunno. I mean, when you looked at all the other options... it just seemed sorta obvious.",Obvious? Why don't you and I have a little talk about the obvious... outside.
...touch that.,What the
What the,Kids' game a couple galaxies over.
Kids' game a couple galaxies over.,I guess I lost:
I guess I lost:,You got smeared.
Only the guy won't know it.,What happens if I say no?
"Little more burn on the perimeter-they weren't roasting smores here. Dig out this hole a little. Cmon, I know it's late, but the sooner we get it right, the sooner we'll all be home.","Kay, I'm sorry..."
"Kay, I'm sorry...",Don't worry about it. Four-Eyes'll run a track on him. We'll get that son of a... whatever the he's the son of.
I wasn't scared...,Oh yeah? The you weren't. Little pither just out of school...
Dee. it. I told you to go home.,Kay...
We'll take it from here.,What? Who the are you?
What? Who the are you?,"INS, Washington. Special services."
I'm just saying it was cold. I think she kind of liked me.,She didn't even know you. .
She didn't even know you. .,"I know, that's usually the only time I actually have a shot. And what if I wanted to see her again? I'd have to completely re-introduce myself."
"I know, that's usually the only time I actually have a shot. And what if I wanted to see her again? I'd have to completely re-introduce myself.","Such a shame, too. Cause you made such a good impression the first time."
"Such a shame, too. Cause you made such a good impression the first time.","Hey, I was workin' her. I was workin' my thing."
"Hey, I was workin' her. I was workin' my thing.","Just so I understand... you're ""thing"" is... acting like an idiot? Or is it actually being an idiot? Besides--"
"Just so I understand... you're ""thing"" is... acting like an idiot? Or is it actually being an idiot? Besides--","I know, I know. I read the manual. No attachments. We work alone. Blah. blah."
"I know, I know. I read the manual. No attachments. We work alone. Blah. blah.","If you don't have anyone to tell, you won't tell anyone. Believe me, you get used to it."
"If you don't have anyone to tell, you won't tell anyone. Believe me, you get used to it.","I think you're too used to it. If you ask me, you've been doing this job too long."
"I think you're too used to it. If you ask me, you've been doing this job too long.",You don't know the half of it.
You don't know the half of it.,"What'd you do before this, anyway? Wait-- let me guess. Ice sculpture? Rock?"
"What'd you do before this, anyway? Wait-- let me guess. Ice sculpture? Rock?",I taught kindergarten.
I taught kindergarten.,"Ha ha. No, really."
"Ha ha. No, really.",It was a long time ago.-
He's a slimy little slithering scumwad is what he is.,There's gotta be a hundred shops in downtown Philadelphia. I take it there's a reason we're going to this one.
There's gotta be a hundred shops in downtown Philadelphia. I take it there's a reason we're going to this one.,There's a good reason.
After I got the beat out of me!,And I almost got digested. It goes with the job.
And I almost got digested. It goes with the job.,You coulda told me what you were doing.
You coulda told me what you were doing.,"There wasn't time, sport!"
I swear to that was not here two days ago...,What is it?
What is it?,"It's the most amazing insect nest I've ever seen. And I'll tell you one thing, it sure as ain't the Andean Mollatoosa."
"It's the most amazing insect nest I've ever seen. And I'll tell you one thing, it sure as ain't the Andean Mollatoosa.","But it's definitely a nest, isn't it?"
"But it's definitely a nest, isn't it?","Man, hey-- maybe you are an entopologist after all."
What do we do?,What do we do? Lean into it.
What do we do? Lean into it.,What the does that mean?
What the does that mean?,Actually... I don't know.
Kay? What's your 20?,"Highway 119, just west of Smith. Why?"
"Highway 119, just west of Smith. Why?","I need you in Philadelphia. I got a code 90, in a-high school."
"I need you in Philadelphia. I got a code 90, in a-high school.",What the is going on?
"Well, it wasn't in the jar...",Did it leave?
Did it leave?,"Actually, I don't know..."
"Actually, I don't know...",Oh
Yeah? What's up?,"I got a planet check on that bug. It's from way the out in the third belt. it's organic, formed in the same blast that made our solar system."
"I'm setting up a timer. When it goes off tomorrow, take off your bandages and get the out of here. But not before then, or you'll --",#NAME?
"Just so you know, I've overridden the vehicle locator. I just wanted to talk to you before Justice --","Justice already knows. Talk to me, John. Tell me what's happening?"
"Justice already knows. Talk to me, John. Tell me what's happening?",This is all Witwer. He's setting me up.
This is all Witwer. He's setting me up.,Stop. Just wait. Who's the victim?
Stop. Just wait. Who's the victim?,Somebody named Leo Crow.
Somebody named Leo Crow.,And who the is that?
And who the is that?,I have no idea. I've never heard of him. But I'm supposed to him in less than thirty-six hours.
I have no idea. I've never heard of him. But I'm supposed to him in less than thirty-six hours.,"All right, John, just take a breath, let's think about this..."
"All right, John, just take a breath, let's think about this...",I'm out of breath! I'm a fugitive!
I'm out of breath! I'm a fugitive!,Then come to my house. We'll talk --
Then come to my house. We'll talk --,I can't. They're following me right now. They'll meet me there. They'll halo me.
I can't. They're following me right now. They'll meet me there. They'll halo me.,How could Witwer have accessed the case file?
How could Witwer have accessed the case file?,Can you fake the cerebral output?
Can you fake the cerebral output?,"We're years from that. John, I'm asking you: please, come in, we'll shut down the system until we get this thing figured out."
"We're years from that. John, I'm asking you: please, come in, we'll shut down the system until we get this thing figured out.","You know I can't do that. You can't do that... Lamar, I need you to talk to Wally, see if Witwer's gone inside the temple again. Then ask Jad for any off hour EYEdents into the analytical room --"
"You know I can't do that. You can't do that... Lamar, I need you to talk to Wally, see if Witwer's gone inside the temple again. Then ask Jad for any off hour EYEdents into the analytical room --","John. Just tell me, who's Leo Crow?"
You guys are nodding your heads like you actually know what the he's talking about.,"Come on, Chief, you think about it, the way we work -- changing destiny and all -- we're more like clergy than cops."
"Come on, Chief, you think about it, the way we work -- changing destiny and all -- we're more like clergy than cops.",Uh-huh. Jad?
Uh-huh. Jad?,Sir?
Sir?,Go back to work. All of you.
Just go to the beginning!,Okay. Fine. Where the is that?
Sean -- you're not real.,"You gotta have faith, Dad."
"You gotta have faith, Dad.",It's a little late for that.
It's a little late for that.,Wanna hear something funny?
Wanna hear something funny?,What the
What the,I lived for a year with a man who was pretending to be my father. He took me all over the world.
"Where've you got him? Is he all right? Tell me, you -- WHERE IS HE?!",I put him in a barrel and sunk him in the bay.
"Look, I've put my family through enough misery. You gotta me! This way I can leave 'em something.",Crow. I'm not gonna you.
Crow. I'm not gonna you.,"Look, believe me, I know it's hard, but you gotta do it --"
"Look, believe me, I know it's hard, but you gotta do it --","I'm asking you again, who made you do this?"
"I'm asking you again, who made you do this?","I don't know -- I never saw his face. All I know is, the next day I was out, so the guy must've had juice somewhere. Look, man, you gotta go through with this."
"I don't know -- I never saw his face. All I know is, the next day I was out, so the guy must've had juice somewhere. Look, man, you gotta go through with this.",What the is going on?
He came to see you yesterday. Right before he got tagged. What did you talk about?,"The Mets. John doesn't think they've got a deep enough pitching roster this year, and I'm inclined to agree."
"The Mets. John doesn't think they've got a deep enough pitching roster this year, and I'm inclined to agree.","Why are you protecting him? You knew he was doping, yet you did nothing about it."
"Why are you protecting him? You knew he was doping, yet you did nothing about it.","The man lost a child, for Christ's sake..."
"The man lost a child, for Christ's sake...",Six years ago. What did you two talk about yesterday afternoon?
Six years ago. What did you two talk about yesterday afternoon?,None of your business.
None of your business.,"Oh, it's all my business now, Lamar. Investigation of a supervising office for a capital crime falls under federal jurisdiction... so as to rule out any possibility of conspiracy. He's my suspect."
"Oh, it's all my business now, Lamar. Investigation of a supervising office for a capital crime falls under federal jurisdiction... so as to rule out any possibility of conspiracy. He's my suspect.",He's my subordinate!
"Uh, yeah, being concert master of the Philadelphia Symphony Orchestra is one of our most popular choices...","No, I wanna my boss!"
"No, I wanna my boss!",Get the outta here. You sick
"That's why you asked to partner with me on this little sortie, isn't it?","I think you're swell company, Knott."
"I think you're swell company, Knott.","It's not at all that you don't trust me to be alone with the Chief. That you think I might, you know, with him, if I had the chance..."
John Anderton was my friend!,"You ""friend's"" a murderer and he ruined our perfect record. Six years, not one"
Martel's and coke. One ice cube. In a snifter this time.,Snifter are for warm drinks --
Snifter are for warm drinks --,"Yeah, snifters are for cognac --"
"Yeah, snifters are for cognac --",When served warm --
When served warm --,What's the matter? You ain't got no snifters in this
What's the matter? You ain't got no snifters in this,We have snifters
We have snifters,Then put my Martel's in a snifter.
"Now, Mr. Slade, you're in room 315.",Just give me the key. I'm gonna stay here.
Just give me the key. I'm gonna stay here.,"Yes, sir."
"Yes, sir.",Is it a good room?
Is it a good room?,I can take you down there.
I can take you down there.,"Just tell me. Wait, here... Do you have change of a hundred?"
"Just tell me. Wait, here... Do you have change of a hundred?","Not on me, sir."
"Not on me, sir.",Here. Take it. Bring me back eighty.
Here. Take it. Bring me back eighty.,Are you sure?
Are you sure?,Yeah. Take it.
Yeah. Take it.,"Thank you very much, sir."
"Thank you very much, sir.",So?
So?,"What, sir?"
"What, sir?",Is it the good room?
Is it the good room?,All the suites are about the same.
All the suites are about the same.,Come on. Just tell me. It'll save all the trouble of you showing me all the rooms.
Come on. Just tell me. It'll save all the trouble of you showing me all the rooms.,"Honestly, the suites are all about the same."
"Honestly, the suites are all about the same.",What if I gave you forty?
What if I gave you forty?,"It's as good a suite as we have, unless you want two bedrooms."
"It's as good a suite as we have, unless you want two bedrooms.",No. That's cool. Bring me back eighty.
No. That's cool. Bring me back eighty.,"Thank you, sir."
"Thank you, sir.",Where's the place to go tonight?
Where's the place to go tonight?,As far as...?
As far as...?,Nightlife. Where's the hot
Nightlife. Where's the hot,Women?
Women?,Yeah 'women.' If I was a I could get laid in a subway.
Yeah 'women.' If I was a I could get laid in a subway.,"I don't know, Forum's pretty hot tonight. It might be hard to get in, though."
"I don't know, Forum's pretty hot tonight. It might be hard to get in, though.",Don't worry about me getting in. Just tell me where it is.
Don't worry about me getting in. Just tell me where it is.,It's on West Broadway.
It's on West Broadway.,See you later.
"I don't know about you guys, but I'm starting to feel a really vibe here.",What happened? I thought we were playing Truth or Dare.
What happened? I thought we were playing Truth or Dare.,"Look at, ladies. I could sit here and take turns throwing skittles at your all night. But I feel what you guys are putting out there. I'm only a mirror reflecting what I'm getting from you. And I'm saying yes to it. I'm shaking hands with it. I see the road that you're pointing down and I'm saying I'll ride shotgun. And when your foot slams on the accelerator, I won't get scared. I'll stand up and let the wind blow through my long blonde hair. With my summer dress clinging to my bosom yelling 'Faster, Billy! Faster! Drive faster! Faster yet -- !'"
"Will you leave me alone, already...? No, Sean, it's over... I don't care... As a matter of fact, I am... Yeah. In his hotel room...",Holy
Holy,"I'm having fun, Sean. Can you handle that...? Yeah. He doesn't judge me."
Is he cute?,He's okay.
He's okay.,Should I him?
Should I him?,I don't know. Do whatever you want.
I don't know. Do whatever you want.,"He's great, right. Is he great?"
"He's great, right. Is he great?",He's alright.
He's alright.,I know.
I know.,But maybe that's okay. Maybe that's just what you need.
What the was that about?,You wanna get us busted? If Max found out you were turning tricks --
You wanna get us busted? If Max found out you were turning tricks --,"I got news for you, Bobby, he don't give a"
"I got news for you, Bobby, he don't give a", 
 ,"You think he don't know? I give him his cut of seventeen hundred, I think he knows I can't make that lap dancing."
"You think he don't know? I give him his cut of seventeen hundred, I think he knows I can't make that lap dancing.",No more.
It's a poison arrow tree frog.,Will you paint the thing. Why do you gotta be such a baby.
I never promised you anything.,How could you let her see this?
How could you let her see this?,"Goodbye, Bobby."
"Goodbye, Bobby.","Just so you know, I bought you out with Maxie. I suggest you leave while you can."
"Just so you know, I bought you out with Maxie. I suggest you leave while you can.",Don't you get it? I don't want to leave. This is who I am.
Don't you get it? I don't want to leave. This is who I am.,"Tell you the truth, I don't give a for me. But that little girl is so special, and you're gonna her up."
Whu --,There's no touching.
There's no touching.,But what about them?
But what about them?,I don't give a I work for her. No touching.
It's already been a of a night. Where you been?,I had a fight up at Sportsman's.
I had a fight up at Sportsman's.,"Well, you look it. You win?"
"Well, you look it. You win?",Draw.
Draw.,What's your record at?
What's your record at?,5-5-1.
5-5-1.,"Yeah, well you let me know when you wanna start makin the real money."
"Yeah, well you let me know when you wanna start makin the real money.","Yeah, sure."
"Yeah, sure.",I'm serious. sheetrock and driving on weekends got to get to you after a while. Might be nice to buy your lady something. All it takes is one fight.
He making the drop?,"Nah, man. He's just making contact. That's our man. The Welsh guy."
"Nah, man. He's just making contact. That's our man. The Welsh guy.",What's his name?
What's his name?,Ruiz don't like using names on cell phones. He refers to him as the Red Dragon.
Ruiz don't like using names on cell phones. He refers to him as the Red Dragon.,"So, when's the drop."
"So, when's the drop.","To be honest, man, I don't know either. All I know is it ain't drugs and it ain't now."
How bad is it?,"It's bad. Before you even showed up, he said you were Maxie's 'token goons', and not to be trusted. He wanted to TCB alone. I was gonna ride shotgun to keep the English dude above board. Now he's spooked. This shit's snowballing."
"It's bad. Before you even showed up, he said you were Maxie's 'token goons', and not to be trusted. He wanted to TCB alone. I was gonna ride shotgun to keep the English dude above board. Now he's spooked. This shit's snowballing.",When's it going down?
When's it going down?,"Was gonna be tomorrow morning. Now, who knows?"
"Was gonna be tomorrow morning. Now, who knows?", 
Why isn't Ruiz coming?,This Welsh dude is tripping on Ruiz cause he's a Shot Caller.
This Welsh dude is tripping on Ruiz cause he's a Shot Caller.,What's that?
What's that?,"A Shot Caller. A boss, a Capo. He's running"
"A Shot Caller. A boss, a Capo. He's running",Yeah.
"Now, here's what worries me. He said he wants to meet up at a bar in Red Hook. You know where that is?",No.
No.,Brooklyn.
Brooklyn.,Yeah?
Yeah?,He must have that troughed.
He must have that troughed.,What do you mean 'troughed?'
What do you mean 'troughed?',"Troughed off. Protected. Like, you know, like he got a moat around it."
"Troughed off. Protected. Like, you know, like he got a moat around it.",Ruiz tied in out there?
Ruiz tied in out there?,"Nah, man. No one is. They got some Puerto Ricans and a new crop of Irish immigrants."
This is it.,Where's Ricky.
Where's Ricky.,"I guess inside. Or he never made it. Either way, I don't give a Let's get this over with."
You like the ponies?,Sure. Yeah.
Sure. Yeah.,You bet the ponies?
You bet the ponies?,Me? No. Not really.
Me? No. Not really.,Smart. Hard as to handicap. You know what I like? Hai Alai. Fast game. You know why I like it?
Smart. Hard as to handicap. You know what I like? Hai Alai. Fast game. You know why I like it?,Why?
Why?,It's fixed. That's the only way to win. A sure thing. See that horse. The blaze.
It's fixed. That's the only way to win. A sure thing. See that horse. The blaze.,This one?
This one?,"Yeah. The blaze. I bought her in '66. Hired a trainer, stall, whatever it was. That horse made me over a hundred grand. In 'sixties' dollars. You know what that is today?"
"Yeah. The blaze. I bought her in '66. Hired a trainer, stall, whatever it was. That horse made me over a hundred grand. In 'sixties' dollars. You know what that is today?",Pshhh...
Pshhh...,A million. Easy.
A million. Easy.,"She was fast, huh?"
"She was fast, huh?","Never won a race. But it got me in with the trainer. We'd have a thing, I don't remember, some thing. The jockey would raise his whip, it meant the fix was in, we'd all go running. People get greedy. First they bet small, they keep their mouth shut. Within a month's time, everyone and their brother was in on it. The odds would drop, I mean you could watch the board. It looked like a stopwatch, the odds would drop so fast."
"Never won a race. But it got me in with the trainer. We'd have a thing, I don't remember, some thing. The jockey would raise his whip, it meant the fix was in, we'd all go running. People get greedy. First they bet small, they keep their mouth shut. Within a month's time, everyone and their brother was in on it. The odds would drop, I mean you could watch the board. It looked like a stopwatch, the odds would drop so fast.",That's why they call it the smart money.
"I like you, kid. Why do you gotta make it so hard for me to take care of you?","Mr. Reuben, I swear to they were out of line."
"Mr. Reuben, I swear to they were out of line.","Last time, maybe, with the Puerto Ricans, but these were nice Jewish boys."
"Last time, maybe, with the Puerto Ricans, but these were nice Jewish boys.",They were out of line --
They were out of line --,They're yeshiva buchas. You didn't have to tear up the place. You knocked out a guys teeth.
They're yeshiva buchas. You didn't have to tear up the place. You knocked out a guys teeth.,That tried to get Jessica to blow him in the bathroom --
That tried to get Jessica to blow him in the bathroom --,"Bobby, I love Jessica like she's my own daughter. I would anyone so much as lays a finger on her or her beautiful daughter, but that pisher you socked in the mouth has the most expensive dentist in Beverly Hills and wants I should buy him an implant. Your silverback horseshit's gonna cost me eight grand."
"Bobby, I love Jessica like she's my own daughter. I would anyone so much as lays a finger on her or her beautiful daughter, but that pisher you socked in the mouth has the most expensive dentist in Beverly Hills and wants I should buy him an implant. Your silverback horseshit's gonna cost me eight grand.",I'll work it off.
I'll work it off.,"Not driving Jess, you won't."
"Not driving Jess, you won't.",What?
What?,"You're not driving Jess no more. Two strikes, Bobby, and this last one was big. The bachelor's father goes to my schul."
"You're not driving Jess no more. Two strikes, Bobby, and this last one was big. The bachelor's father goes to my schul.","So, that's it. I'm out?"
"So, that's it. I'm out?",I didn't say that.
I didn't say that.,Then what are you saying?
Then what are you saying?,Bobby. You're a bull terrier and I got you herding sheep.
Bobby. You're a bull terrier and I got you herding sheep.,I don't understand.
I don't understand.,"It's my fault. I send you out to watch drool all over the love of your life, then I wonder why you seered. It's my fault. The tooth is on me. But no more. I'm 'reassigning' you."
"It's my fault. I send you out to watch drool all over the love of your life, then I wonder why you seered. It's my fault. The tooth is on me. But no more. I'm 'reassigning' you.","I don't want to drive another girl, Max. The only reason I'm --"
"I don't want to drive another girl, Max. The only reason I'm --",Who the do you think you're talking to? This ain't a democracy. You want out?
Who the do you think you're talking to? This ain't a democracy. You want out?,No.
No.,"Don't I put food on you're table? I sponsor your training, I take care of your girl and her little baby. I even pay that deadbeat friend of yours to push a broom."
"Don't I put food on you're table? I sponsor your training, I take care of your girl and her little baby. I even pay that deadbeat friend of yours to push a broom.",I know.
I know.,Now you wanna shut up and listen and hear what I got to say?
Now you wanna shut up and listen and hear what I got to say?,Yeah. Sorry.
Yeah. Sorry.,I got a way we make everybody happy.
I got a way we make everybody happy.,Yeah.
Yeah.,We try something out. There's someone I'm in business with named Ruiz. I want you to accompany him on a drop. Just as scenery. Ruiz has his boys. I just want a big guinea with a busted up face to give him a deep bench. As a deterrent.
We try something out. There's someone I'm in business with named Ruiz. I want you to accompany him on a drop. Just as scenery. Ruiz has his boys. I just want a big guinea with a busted up face to give him a deep bench. As a deterrent.,Ruiz knows about this?
Ruiz knows about this?,"Ruiz wants to go alone, but it's not up to Ruiz. It's up to me, and I like a sure thing. Just go and we're square on the tooth."
"Ruiz wants to go alone, but it's not up to Ruiz. It's up to me, and I like a sure thing. Just go and we're square on the tooth.",What about Ricky? He'd jump at the opportunity.
What about Ricky? He'd jump at the opportunity.,Ricky? Ricky 'I lost the truck' Ricky?
Ricky? Ricky 'I lost the truck' Ricky?,You told him you liked him.
You told him you liked him.,That was before he lost my carpet cleaning van.
That was before he lost my carpet cleaning van.,He'll work it off.
He'll work it off.,"I don't know the kid, and what little I do scares me."
"I don't know the kid, and what little I do scares me.","He's good people, Mr. Reuben. I swear."
"He's good people, Mr. Reuben. I swear.",You vouch for him?
"'Dis?' 'Dis?' You're not in a position to 'dis', or 'give props', or whatever your Real World sense of decorum tells you to do. You're nothing. You're wallpaper. You're not here to make friends. Asking a where he lives. And who the told you 'Red Dragon'?.",We get it. We're sorry.
We get it. We're sorry.,"Now that Limey motherfucker's jumpy and wants to change around on me. Maxie's gonna a Nokia when he hears about... Aw, I better call him before he hears."
Don't 'easy Ruiz' me. Y'all turned a Easter egg hunt into a thon. Bring me four eggs Benedict and a mimosa. You all want mimosas?,"Nah, man..."
A bad heart.,"I didn't tell him He worries too much. I love that old Jew, but he's gonna himself worrying. We started this and we're gonna finish it."
This is the opportunity of a lifetime. What are you? Nuts? You've been waiting for this kind of opportunity.,No. You've been waiting for this kind of opportunity.
No. You've been waiting for this kind of opportunity.,"right, I have. You think I like living on Yucca? We do a good job on this, we're in."
"right, I have. You think I like living on Yucca? We do a good job on this, we're in.",What happened to boxing? I thought we made a vow.
What happened to boxing? I thought we made a vow.,Who we kidding? I know I and I held you up for ten rounds --
Who we kidding? I know I and I held you up for ten rounds --, 
 ,Please. I got three inches on you. You wouldn't have landed a punch if I didn't let you.
Please. I got three inches on you. You wouldn't have landed a punch if I didn't let you.,You wanna go right now?
You wanna go right now?,I'll beat your --
We look good this year.,We'll Fairfax this year.
We'll Fairfax this year.,I still can't believe you missed the team bus.
I still can't believe you missed the team bus.,him.
him.,"Your first start at DB, it's against Fairfax, and you miss the bus."
"Your first start at DB, it's against Fairfax, and you miss the bus.",What are we delivering?
What are we delivering?,"We're not delivering Ruiz is delivering something, and whatever it is is his business."
"We're not delivering Ruiz is delivering something, and whatever it is is his business.",Who is this Ruiz?
Who is this Ruiz?,Maxie says he runs a tight ship. I wouldn't with him.
Maxie says he runs a tight ship. I wouldn't with him.,"Some Mexican? How much could he weigh? A buck fifty, tops? I'd kick his"
"Some Mexican? How much could he weigh? A buck fifty, tops? I'd kick his",I gotta pick up the baby.
I gotta pick up the baby.,Why do you always get stuck taking care of the kid.
Why do you always get stuck taking care of the kid.,I like it.
I like it.,It's not even yours.
It's not even yours.,I like it.
Why can't we just grab a beer.,I promised Chloe we'd come here.
I promised Chloe we'd come here.,"Oh, give me a break. Look at her. She don't even know where the she is. She'd have more fun at Bordner's."
"Oh, give me a break. Look at her. She don't even know where the she is. She'd have more fun at Bordner's.",I'm not taking her to a bar.
I'm not taking her to a bar.,Why not? I grew up in bars. It's fun for a kid.
Holy Can you believe this?,Pretty nice.
Pretty nice.,"See, man. Maxie takes care of you when you're in. Beats cleaning carpets."
"See, man. Maxie takes care of you when you're in. Beats cleaning carpets.",What's the movie?
What's the movie?,I'll get the girl.
I'll get the girl.,"Nah, don't bother --"
No new pages. I don't even know where the we're supposed to go.,Maybe we should call for a cab.
Maybe we should call for a cab.,No. Look. There.
What the do you have to complain about?,Don't even start.
Don't even start.,"No. Tell me. What's so horrible about this gig? You've been crawling up my for six months to get your name on Maxie's list, and here we are."
"No. Tell me. What's so horrible about this gig? You've been crawling up my for six months to get your name on Maxie's list, and here we are.","Look, man, I never met Ruiz, okay? I don't know what the I'm picking up, what the I'm dropping off, who the I'm meeting. All I know is Maxie's still at me cause I sold his van."
"Look, man, I never met Ruiz, okay? I don't know what the I'm picking up, what the I'm dropping off, who the I'm meeting. All I know is Maxie's still at me cause I sold his van.",You sold it? I thought they stole it.
You sold it? I thought they stole it.,"Sold it, stole it, whatever..."
"Sold it, stole it, whatever...", 
 ,"Oh, give me a break. Don't tell me you feel bad for the guy."
"Oh, give me a break. Don't tell me you feel bad for the guy.",You gotta be kidding me. I vouched for you.
You gotta be kidding me. I vouched for you.,Relax. I'll do right by him. You know that.
Relax. I'll do right by him. You know that.,"You just don't get it, do you?"
"You just don't get it, do you?","You know he all his girls, don't you?"
"You know he all his girls, don't you?",What the is that supposed --
What the is that supposed --,"I mean, that's what I heard --"
"I mean, that's what I heard --",You got something to say --
This shit's sketchy. Why do they drop us in the middle of nowhere to have the guy we're supposed to meet come meet us just to tell us we have to meet the same guy somewhere else?,I don't know.
I don't know.,"Well, I thought you understood and I was just missing it."
"Well, I thought you understood and I was just missing it.",Missing what? He didn't say
Missing what? He didn't say,"Yeah, but you know Horrace. What did you get off him?"
"Yeah, but you know Horrace. What did you get off him?",What did I 'get?'
What did I 'get?',Yeah. What vibe?
Yeah. What vibe?,I detected no vibe other than that Ruiz thinks you're a idiot.
I detected no vibe other than that Ruiz thinks you're a idiot.,"Yo, him, man. Calling us guineas..."
"Yo, him, man. Calling us guineas...","What do you give a what he calls us? He's not our friend. Let's just get this over with and go home. What's this place we're going to, Jimmy?"
You happy?,About what?
About what?,Why you gotta make everything difficult?
Why you gotta make everything difficult?,You too?
You too?,"Yeah, me too. You're a bull in a china shop."
"Yeah, me too. You're a bull in a china shop.",this.
Look who's back? Want some champagne?,Do not put this on Ruiz's tab. Start a new one.
Do not put this on Ruiz's tab. Start a new one.,"right. Bring us two bottles of Dom Champs and here, take fifty in case I call you later when I'm Siddown, 'Sex and paychecks.'"
What the did you do?,I swear to I didn't do anything.
What the was that about?,She was jonesing for me.
What are you doing.,"I got a bad feeling, man. I don't want to go in"
"I got a bad feeling, man. I don't want to go in",You gonna shank him in the shower?
You gonna shank him in the shower?,"Is it so unrealistic to think Ruiz, who doesn't even want us here, is throwing us to the wolves? As an apology? And I don't even know what we're dropping off or picking up --"
"Is it so unrealistic to think Ruiz, who doesn't even want us here, is throwing us to the wolves? As an apology? And I don't even know what we're dropping off or picking up --",We're getting ahead of ourselves. We haven't gotten any sleep. Let's just keep our mouthes shut and not make any mistakes. Now hurry up and get your on so we're not late and make things worse.
Put that out...,"C'mon, man..."
"C'mon, man...",I swear to I'll puke.
I swear to I'll puke.,"Hey, Jimmy, where they taking us?"
"Hey, Jimmy, where they taking us?",Yeah. Where they gonna whack us?
We need guns.,We don't need guns.
We don't need guns.,I'm pretty sure we do.
I'm pretty sure we do.,I listened extremely carefully. Nothing was even vaguely implied. He even laughed in your face when you asked him
I listened extremely carefully. Nothing was even vaguely implied. He even laughed in your face when you asked him,All the more reason.
All the more reason.,You wouldn't even know where to get one.
You wouldn't even know where to get one.,Wanna bet?
Wanna bet?,"You couldn't even get a hand job from bridge and tunnel posse, how you gonna get a gun?"
"You couldn't even get a hand job from bridge and tunnel posse, how you gonna get a gun?",That's cause you decided to get all tired all of a sudden.
That's cause you decided to get all tired all of a sudden.,It was six in the morning.
It was six in the morning.,Float me a hundred bucks.
Float me a hundred bucks.,Why?
Why?,You wanna see how fast I get a gun?
You wanna see how fast I get a gun?,You're out of money?
You're out of money?,No.
No.,What do you have left?
What do you have left?,Eighty.
Eighty.,Eighty bucks?!?
Eighty bucks?!?,Eighty five.
Eighty five.,What happened to the fifteen hundred?
What happened to the fifteen hundred?,You coulda picked up a tab every once in a while.
You coulda picked up a tab every once in a while.,I did! I paid for half the drinks!
I did! I paid for half the drinks!,You did?
You did?,Yes I did. You What about the room?
Yes I did. You What about the room?,What about it?
What about it?,They only cover one fifty in incidentals. You've been ordering
Calm down.,I vouched for you. I vouched for you and you me.
I vouched for you. I vouched for you and you me.,This shit's peanuts compared to what we're gonna make with Maxie.
This shit's peanuts compared to what we're gonna make with Maxie.,Ricky. I'm trying to save this money. Understand? I'm trying to make it so my girlfriend doesn't have to grind her into other men's erections so her daughter can go to private school.
Ricky. I'm trying to save this money. Understand? I'm trying to make it so my girlfriend doesn't have to grind her into other men's erections so her daughter can go to private school.,I'm sorry...
I'm sorry...,This is horseshit. It coulda been so easy.
This is horseshit. It coulda been so easy.,It's gonna be fine.
It's gonna be fine.,"No more, man."
"No more, man.","Let's get some sleep. That's what we need, man. Sleep."
"Let's get some sleep. That's what we need, man. Sleep.",How we gonna sleep? We only got a few hours til dinner.
How we gonna sleep? We only got a few hours til dinner.,So what do we do?
So what do we do?,Let's just go now and wait.
Let's just go now and wait.,Three and a half hours?
Three and a half hours?,I don't want to take any more chances.
I don't want to take any more chances.,"Let's just go get guns, I'd feel better."
"Let's just go get guns, I'd feel better.",Don't around. You're gonna get us all killed.
Don't around. You're gonna get us all killed.,"Think about it: You knocked out that Jewish kid's tooth, cost him eight grand, maybe more. Maybe lost his whole line of clientele? He knows you're up Jess' dancing, and I got a feeling he knows I stole his carpet cleaning van by the way he looks at me. He can't us in LA cause that leads to too many questions. So he flies us out here first class for a 'drop' that's turned into whatever? He can make us disappear out here real nice..."
"Think about it: You knocked out that Jewish kid's tooth, cost him eight grand, maybe more. Maybe lost his whole line of clientele? He knows you're up Jess' dancing, and I got a feeling he knows I stole his carpet cleaning van by the way he looks at me. He can't us in LA cause that leads to too many questions. So he flies us out here first class for a 'drop' that's turned into whatever? He can make us disappear out here real nice...",Where do you get this
Where do you get this,"Scenario B. I think I'm getting under Ruiz's skin. I'm no He doesn't like how it went down with the Red Drag -- Welshman, whatever. Now I got Fruitpie the Magician telling me I can't call my man Max? And that Welshman's sketchy. Whatever, I don't know where it's coming, which way it's coming from, I'm telling you one thing right now, I'm not gonna be late for the dance."
"Scenario B. I think I'm getting under Ruiz's skin. I'm no He doesn't like how it went down with the Red Drag -- Welshman, whatever. Now I got Fruitpie the Magician telling me I can't call my man Max? And that Welshman's sketchy. Whatever, I don't know where it's coming, which way it's coming from, I'm telling you one thing right now, I'm not gonna be late for the dance.",You're not getting a gun.
Holy Get me back to Manhattan.,Take us right to Kennedy. Now.
Cardiff Giant?,What?
What?,Cardiff Giant. Just check.
Cardiff Giant. Just check.,Maybe you wanna try the China Club.
Maybe you wanna try the China Club.,Again with the China Club! What do I look like a Persian to you?
Again with the China Club! What do I look like a Persian to you?,Hey. I'm half Lebanese.
"Did you see that You let in Screech, dude? I'm waiting and you let in Screech?",He's on the list.
He's on the list.,Show me. Show me where it says Screech on the list.
How do you know it's not drugs?,Maxie knows I don't go near drugs. I did a minute in Quentin for possession with intent. And it ain't now cause he woulda told me.
Maxie knows I don't go near drugs. I did a minute in Quentin for possession with intent. And it ain't now cause he woulda told me.,You strapped?
You strapped?,'Strapped?'
'Strapped?',It means you got a gun?
It means you got a gun?,"I know what 'strapped' means, What the you think this is? '21 Jump Street?' Cool out, they're coming back. Just throw up your face and don't speak unless spoken to."
Don't drag my into this --,He spoke to me. You want me to dis him?
I'm not saying to neither of you.,Why? What I say bad?
Why? What I say bad?,What the 'Red Dragon?'
What the 'Red Dragon?',What? Why am I bad?
See you later.,You really in trouble?
You really in trouble?,Stop.
Stop.,I'll tell him someone else told me.
I'll tell him someone else told me.,Just don't ask me no more
"Ow,",Watch it...
I'm half Irish.,"I don't with those crazy, off- the-boat Irish. You heard of the Westies?."
And where is...?,"Ruiz? Oh, he ain't here."
"Ruiz? Oh, he ain't here.",No?
No?,"Nah, see, Maxie just asked him to set that up as a favor. He, you know, he tied in with the club. Set us up so, you know, you feel at home."
"Nah, see, Maxie just asked him to set that up as a favor. He, you know, he tied in with the club. Set us up so, you know, you feel at home.","Well, I didn't care for the club much. And, I must say, I didn't care for him either."
"Well, I didn't care for the club much. And, I must say, I didn't care for him either.","Well, he ain't gonna be around no more."
"Well, he ain't gonna be around no more.",Pity. What's say we have a drink?
What do you want?,"A little Charlie, perhaps."
"A little Charlie, perhaps.",Coke?
Coke?,I've heard you've got the best coke in the States. The back home is pants.
I've heard you've got the best coke in the States. The back home is pants.,That shouldn't be a problem.
Good morning.,"You think this shit's funny, Ho?"
"You think this shit's funny, Ho?","Nah, man..."
"Nah, man...","You think it's funny,"
"please. Don't even order that artichoke West side guineas. Forget the drinks, Leo. We gotta roll. What do I owe you?",We're square.
We're square.,"Thanks, man. You need anything, you call."
"Thanks, man. You need anything, you call.",Thanks.
Thanks.,You rode?
"What the was you told? Don't talk, right?","Unless spoken to, ain't that right, Horrace. Didn't you say that?"
No...,"Four mimosas. You'll love them. So here's the plan. I didn't say to Maxie, cause the man has acute angina, and I don't want to get him all worked up."
"Four mimosas. You'll love them. So here's the plan. I didn't say to Maxie, cause the man has acute angina, and I don't want to get him all worked up.",He has a cute what...?
The Red Dragon.,"Shut it, man. Shut it. Tom is a square. He don't but dabble in Maxie had me hook up a loan-back with him, through an Austrian passbook account."
"Shut it, man. Shut it. Tom is a square. He don't but dabble in Maxie had me hook up a loan-back with him, through an Austrian passbook account.","So, we're talking money laundering..."
"So, we're talking money laundering...","Will you tell Peter Jennings to shut up and listen. The shit's as routine as you get. I coulda turned it over offshore in a week, but Maxie likes to do it all his way. Safe. I coulda dropped the bag alone. It's only two hundred G's. But he sent you all. So I can either send you home and tell Maxie, or we can flush the toilet one more time and hope it all goes down."
Yeah.,What?
What?,"When all this is over and we're not working for Maxie, I'd love to run into you on the street. Why aren't you coming?"
"When all this is over and we're not working for Maxie, I'd love to run into you on the street. Why aren't you coming?",That's none of your business.
Dip?,"Yeah. This shit's brilliant. I just love the fact that you have kids driving around in pickup trucks with a mouthful of this speeding their brains out. I gotta bring a case of it home to my mates. It's illegal back home, you know."
I'm working trains. Selling.,Bet you like that
Bet you like that,Keeps me out of the army.
Keeps me out of the army.,When they want your won't nothing keep you out.
When they want your won't nothing keep you out.,Not this boy... I ain't fighting their war. I got my own. Right chere. Heard tell you're a good man to know.
Not this boy... I ain't fighting their war. I got my own. Right chere. Heard tell you're a good man to know.,Heard where?
Heard where?,Where I come from. Boston.
"You ain't bullshitting me, is you, boy?",My papa taught me one thing: don't never a West Indian artist.
"1, 2, 8 hit, didn't it?","You din't have no 1, 2, 8."
"You din't have no 1, 2, 8.","Was you that high? Old man, I threw the slats at you. I said to combinate me."
"Was you that high? Old man, I threw the slats at you. I said to combinate me.",You never had it.
You never had it.,The was there.
"Oh, sit down, man. What you tasting? I'm buying.","I ain't drinking hot with you. Come on, Sam."
You're a liar.,"You _took_ me, you and now I'm taking you."
"You _took_ me, you and now I'm taking you.","It's me or you, ain't it, Pops?"
"It's me or you, ain't it, Pops?",You know it.
You know it.,I'll give you back the 600.
I'll give you back the 600.,I don't want your money.
I don't want your money.,"I'm wearing, Archie."
"I'm wearing, Archie.",There's two guns on you.
The dirty yellow rat,"Don't push it. You way ahead. You back on top. That boy loves you, man."
"Don't push it. You way ahead. You back on top. That boy loves you, man.",What you say?
What you say?,"He gave it to you, Archie. He did."
"Come on, daddy, pull my coat. What happens if you give all that up? You get sick or somethin'? I pulled a hustle once and got out of the draft.","I'm telling you God's words, not no hustle. I'm talking the words of Elijah, the black man's I'm telling you, boy, that is black."
"I'm telling you God's words, not no hustle. I'm talking the words of Elijah, the black man's I'm telling you, boy, that is black.",What? Everybody knows is White.
What? Everybody knows is White.,"But everything the white man taught you, you learned. He told you you were a black heathen and you believed him. He told you how he took you out of darkness and brought you to the light. And you believed him. He taught you to worship a blond, blue-eyed with white skin -- and you believed him. He told you black was a curse, you believed him. Did you ever look up the word black in the dictionary?"
"But everything the white man taught you, you learned. He told you you were a black heathen and you believed him. He told you how he took you out of darkness and brought you to the light. And you believed him. He taught you to worship a blond, blue-eyed with white skin -- and you believed him. He told you black was a curse, you believed him. Did you ever look up the word black in the dictionary?",What for?
What for?,Did you ever study anything wasn't part of some con?
Did you ever study anything wasn't part of some con?,"What the for, man?"
"What the for, man?","Go on, fool; the marble shooters are waiting for you."
"Go on, fool; the marble shooters are waiting for you.","Okay, okay. Show me, man."
I can't make out that,"Soiled with dirt, foul; sullen, hostile, forbidding -- as a black day. Foully or outrageously wicked, as black cruelty. Indicating disgrace, dishonor or culpability."
That's That's a white man's book. Ain't all these white man's books?,They sure ain't no black man's books in here.
They sure ain't no black man's books in here.,Then what you telling me to study in them for?
Then what you telling me to study in them for?,You got to learn everything the white man says and use it against him. The truth is laying there if you smart and read behind their words. It's buried there. You got to dig it out.
You got to learn everything the white man says and use it against him. The truth is laying there if you smart and read behind their words. It's buried there. You got to dig it out.,"Man, how'm I gonna know the ones worth looking at?"
Let him finish.,"Thank you. Now the in the field caught all day long. He was beaten by the master; he lived in a shack, wore castoff clothes and hated his master. If the house caught fire, he'd pray for a wind. If the master got sick, he'd pray that he'd die. And if you said to him, ""Let's go, let's separate"", he'd yell, ""Yeah, man, any place is better than this."" You've got a lot of Field Negroes in America today. I'm one."
"Sheeet, you ain't. I had aplenty.",...That isn't a
"Yeah and get a too, huh, baby?",I ain't doing bad.
I ain't doing bad.,"Man, the name musicians ain't got How you gonna have something? I need a stake, a bundle, a grand. My woman can't afford it; my ain't got it. How about you baby? What you got?"
"I got to hand it to you, That's the best preacher hype I ever did hear.","It isn't a hype, Shorty. And I meant what I said: join us."
"It isn't a hype, Shorty. And I meant what I said: join us.","Come on, baby. I don't pay that no mind."
"Come on, baby. I don't pay that no mind.",The Honorable Elijah Muhammad says you should pay it all your mind. If you got a mind.
The Honorable Elijah Muhammad says you should pay it all your mind. If you got a mind.,"Baby, I love you. Take it easy, greasy. How about a snort?"
"Baby, I love you. Take it easy, greasy. How about a snort?","I've been clean for twelve years, Shorty."
"I've been clean for twelve years, Shorty.","You is something, Homeboy. My trouble is -- I ain't had enough stuff yet, I ain't et all the ribs I want and I sure ain't had enough white tail yet."
"You is something, Homeboy. My trouble is -- I ain't had enough stuff yet, I ain't et all the ribs I want and I sure ain't had enough white tail yet.",How's the rest of the gang? You seen anyone?
How's the rest of the gang? You seen anyone?,"Well, Sammy's dead. Yeah, fell over in the bed with a chick twenty years younger than him. Had twenty-five grand in his pocket."
I'm half half and ain't afraid of no one.,What can you do?
Then I put him to bed and pour talcum powder on him like a baby. He gets his jollies off.,So what about him?
So what about him?,"So? The man got silver, china, rugs --"
"So? The man got silver, china, rugs --",Might be all right.
Might be all right.,"Might be, Man, I know this town. I got my own fences. Who the are you? Who put you in charge?"
Who the are they?,Brothers of Brother Johnson.
Brothers of Brother Johnson.,"Eddie, let's see that blotter."
"We were parceled out, all five of us. I went to this reform school and lived at this woman's house. She was in charge.","This is your room, Malcolm. I know you'll keep it clean."
"This is your room, Malcolm. I know you'll keep it clean.","This is Malcolm, our new guest. We'll treat him like a brother."
"This is Malcolm, our new guest. We'll treat him like a brother.",I was special. The only colored kid in class. I became a sort of mascot. Like a pink poodle.
I was special. The only colored kid in class. I became a sort of mascot. Like a pink poodle.,I didn't know then that I was a
I didn't know then that I was a,He's bright.
He's bright.,They talked about me like
They talked about me like,Good grades. Fine athlete. President of his class.
Good grades. Fine athlete. President of his class.,I wasn't there. Like I was some kind of pedigreed dog or a horse. Like I was invisible.
My country needs justice. Proper justice. Gunning men down in the street only feeds the violence. They need to be brought to trial. Dealt with properly. Then people will respect the law. When they see it works.,So you are going to talk me to death.
So you are going to talk me to death.,"You walk out and deal justice. You're what I wish I could be. The policemen who kills you, his family will have all they want."
"You walk out and deal justice. You're what I wish I could be. The policemen who kills you, his family will have all they want.",Then I hope the one who gets me has got lots of kids. What do you want?
Then I hope the one who gets me has got lots of kids. What do you want?,I want to arrest you for I want to shake your hand and reload your gun! I want to my pride and give you my blessing.
I want to arrest you for I want to shake your hand and reload your gun! I want to my pride and give you my blessing.,My deal is with Rosanna. I knew you guys were up to something. Are you two
My deal is with Rosanna. I knew you guys were up to something. Are you two,"No, but I have to admit I thought about it."
"No, but I have to admit I thought about it.",Liar. Just tell me who the bank card belongs to. Name and address.
Liar. Just tell me who the bank card belongs to. Name and address.,"You have no interest in making things easy, do you?"
"You have no interest in making things easy, do you?",I'm not... easy.
When did Mexican Customs start getting smart?,Creasy??? Where the are you?
Creasy??? Where the are you?,I'm here.
I'm here.,"What do you mean, I'm here?"
"What do you mean, I'm here?",I'm in a Customs holding tank in Mexico City International. Bring a bunch of cash... about 5K. I'm going to need it.
"It's not exactly a scam, Crease. Even at half speed you're pretty good.",A bodyguard has to be close to someone all the time. Willing to talk. I'm not good at that.
A bodyguard has to be close to someone all the time. Willing to talk. I'm not good at that.,So you'll be the silent type. People will appreciate that.
The family paid the ransom and he was returned two days later. His father still hasn't gotten up the nerve to ask him if they him up the,And now every mother with money in Mexico City wants bigger and better bodyguards. My own wife included.
And now every mother with money in Mexico City wants bigger and better bodyguards. My own wife included.,"If she you off, you get another one."
"If she you off, you get another one.",Do you know what she told me last night?
All my clients have kidnap and ransom insurance.,"I have a policy, AIG. It covers me and my family and when it runs out in sixty days, without a bodyguard, I will not be able to renew it."
"I have a policy, AIG. It covers me and my family and when it runs out in sixty days, without a bodyguard, I will not be able to renew it.",I know you need to please Lisa. An like that is hard to find. Good bodyguards are even harder.
I know you need to please Lisa. An like that is hard to find. Good bodyguards are even harder.,I know! I just had to let one go because I couldn't afford him!
"Your kid brother got married last Sunday, eh, Marty?","That's right, Missus Fusari. It was a very nice affair."
"That's right, Missus Fusari. It was a very nice affair.","That's the big tall one, the fellow with the moustache."
"That's the big tall one, the fellow with the moustache.","No, that's my other brother, Freddie. My other brother Freddie, he's been married four years already. He lives down on Webb Avenue. The one who got married Sunday, that was my little brother, Nickie."
"No, that's my other brother, Freddie. My other brother Freddie, he's been married four years already. He lives down on Webb Avenue. The one who got married Sunday, that was my little brother, Nickie.","I thought he was a big tall fellow. Didn't I meet him here one time? Big tall, fellow, he tried to sell me life insurance?"
"She had this shiny black hair piled up on her head, but later on she let it hang loose and I'll be damned if it didn't come all the way down to her","I've always had a hankering for blonde myself. My wife's hair is a wonderful golden yellow, and this time of year it gets even lighter."
We got to stop them right here.,And get ourselves another touchdown to win. I wish to we knew what they were plotting.
This kid looks like a loser. Maybe we better get the bead-jiggler to put in a fix.,Call Dago Red.
I guess that's why you go for Hot Lips Houlihan.,You know well I nearly puke when I look at her. I don't even think she's a real blonde.
You know well I nearly puke when I look at her. I don't even think she's a real blonde.,How can you say a thing like that about an officer in the United States Army?
How can you say a thing like that about an officer in the United States Army?,"I not only say it, I'll back it up twenty buck's worth."
"I not only say it, I'll back it up twenty buck's worth.","You got yourself a bet, Georgia boy. You're a witness."
Where the we going to get us a football team?,All three of us played for our schools. And there are at least four other guys...
Never heard of him.,"Sure you have, only as 'Spearchucker' Jones."
"Sure you have, only as 'Spearchucker' Jones.",The nigra boy with the Philadelphia Eagles?
How come nobody knows about him? And you do?,"I worked with Spearchucker my first month over here, at the 72nd Evac in Taegu. Most of the colored guys know who he is but they're not talking because he asked them not to."
"Let's hear from you, you Yankee. Be nice to see you some time.","Like the Spearchucker said, that's possible. Anyway, it's been an interesting association."
Gimme three.,"At ease. Captain Pierce, you have a seriously wounded patient for whom you are responsible. Yet I find you in a poker game."
"At ease. Captain Pierce, you have a seriously wounded patient for whom you are responsible. Yet I find you in a poker game.",You betcher Dad.
You betcher Dad.,What?
Pierce! That soldier requires immediate attention. I'm a surgeon and I know.,You betcher General.
"But besides the operation, we've got to get in at least eighteen holes of golf.",So let's haul Sergeant.
"You're getting a workout, you and Captain Forrest, your first night.",It isn't always this rough?
It isn't always this rough?,"Oh, no. We have dull stretches every week or so, thank when there's nothing to do after midnight."
"Oh, no. We have dull stretches every week or so, thank when there's nothing to do after midnight.",They don't have to be dull. I mean if you and me put our minds together...
They don't have to be dull. I mean if you and me put our minds together...,Our minds?
Our minds?,"For a start. I just have a hunch... well, it isn't entirely a hunch..."
"For a start. I just have a hunch... well, it isn't entirely a hunch...",You're an attractive man.
You're an attractive man.,You have a certain modest charm yourself.
You have a certain modest charm yourself.,But I'm married.
But I'm married.,Something else we have in common.
Something else we have in common.,Very happily married.
Very happily married.,Same here.
Same here.,"And absolutely determined to be faithful to my husband. Do we have that in common, Captain?"
"And absolutely determined to be faithful to my husband. Do we have that in common, Captain?","It's a matter of definition. Faithful in spirit, yes."
"It's a matter of definition. Faithful in spirit, yes.",I don't make the distinction. But the urge is a powerful force. In women just as much as men.
I don't make the distinction. But the urge is a powerful force. In women just as much as men.,Ayuh.
Ayuh.,"You'd think now, with only six weeks before they ship me back home, it would be easier. But it isn't."
"You'd think now, with only six weeks before they ship me back home, it would be easier. But it isn't.",Of course not.
Of course not.,It's terribly hard. Sometimes the temptation is just too much.
It's terribly hard. Sometimes the temptation is just too much.,"Then why not, as long as it wouldn't hurt anybody...?"
"Then why not, as long as it wouldn't hurt anybody...?","But you've made me feel strong again, Captain. Hawkeye. You helped me pull together when I needed it."
He's the pro from Dover and I'm the Ghost of Smokey Joe.,Save that for the rest of the clamdiggers back home.
"If a man isn't a man anymore, what's he got left to live for?","Tell me the whole story, Walt."
"Tell me the whole story, Walt.",There's this native broad works in the laundry. I don't know if you've noticed.
There's this native broad works in the laundry. I don't know if you've noticed.,There's only one worth noticing.
There's only one worth noticing.,You noticed. I wasn't going to fool around over here. I've got these three girls I'm engaged to back home...
"Painless, you mustn't talk that way. It's a lot of Cover for what?",Homosexuality.
"Hi, Ho-Jon. How they goin'?",Finest kind. Captain Forrests say you better haul home quick. We got new chest-cutter in our tent.
What's wrong with you?,I don't know. I must have lost my punch. I didn't think the son-of-a- would get up.
"Thank you, Spearchucker. I'll certainly take a look at these. Where the did you ever get that name?",I used to throw the javelin.
What's the really like?,"Colonel Merrill is a veteran of twenty- five years in the Regular Army, a soldier first and a doctor second. A member of several patriotic organizations, he believes it's America's mission to maintain a foothold for freedom on the Asian mainland."
"Colonel Merrill is a veteran of twenty- five years in the Regular Army, a soldier first and a doctor second. A member of several patriotic organizations, he believes it's America's mission to maintain a foothold for freedom on the Asian mainland.",That bad? But I guess you're right. We might as well see him. Got any caddie carts?
Is there anything wrong?,"Oh, no. Nothing's wrong. Everything's fine! So there's gonna be a new order of things, huh? Everybody's gonna cut himself a nice, slice of the John Does, eh? You forgot one detail, Mr. Big Shot—you forgot me, the prize stooge of the world. Why, if you or anybody else thinks he's gonna use the John Doe clubs for his own rotten purpose, he's gonna have to do it over my dead body!"
"Oh, no. Nothing's wrong. Everything's fine! So there's gonna be a new order of things, huh? Everybody's gonna cut himself a nice, slice of the John Does, eh? You forgot one detail, Mr. Big Shot—you forgot me, the prize stooge of the world. Why, if you or anybody else thinks he's gonna use the John Doe clubs for his own rotten purpose, he's gonna have to do it over my dead body!","Now, hold on a minute, young man! Hold on! That's rather big talk! I started the John Doe clubs with my money and I'll decide whether or not they're being properly used!"
"Now, hold on a minute, young man! Hold on! That's rather big talk! I started the John Doe clubs with my money and I'll decide whether or not they're being properly used!",No you won't! You're through deciding anything!
This SWAT guy might be a good idea. He may be able to take a little pressure off you. I worry about you.,"You worried about me, too? The chief's worried about me. Solis is worried about me. Maybe you guys should start some kind of organization."
"You worried about me, too? The chief's worried about me. Solis is worried about me. Maybe you guys should start some kind of organization.",Speaking of which. I saw you talking to Ronnie this morning. Why can't you get it back together with her. You've gotta be out of your mind not to get with that one.
Speaking of which. I saw you talking to Ronnie this morning. Why can't you get it back together with her. You've gotta be out of your mind not to get with that one.,It's not me. It's her. She's going out with this baseball player -- Greg Barnett.
It's not me. It's her. She's going out with this baseball player -- Greg Barnett.,No He's good!
No He's good!,him. He swings at anything in the dirt. I could strike him out.
him. He swings at anything in the dirt. I could strike him out.,Don't give up on her. You're getting to the age when you ought to be thinking about these things.
You told Antonucci that came from me.,"So that we could get the best price. He's got respect for you. He's gonna try to lowball me, Mike."
You idiot! Why do you think I use you?... To be a walking advertisement.,"I'm sorry, Mike. I never heard of LaMarra flipping on anyone before. He said he had the cops paid off. Antonucci never flipped on anyone before. He had the cops paid off."
"I'm sorry, Mike. I never heard of LaMarra flipping on anyone before. He said he had the cops paid off. Antonucci never flipped on anyone before. He had the cops paid off.",Not the cop that showed up at my door!
Not the cop that showed up at my door!,"What happened, Mike."
"What happened, Mike.",You don't want to know.
Who's controlling your mind?,Whoa!... The government. They control everybody's mind. You're too to know that?
We got a guy who's probably on drugs. He's got a record of 459's and he was busted on possession. But he's never been busted on a major felony. What's his demeanor?,Well he's a little agitated -- he ripped the phone out.
Well he's a little agitated -- he ripped the phone out.,I have to go face to face.
I want a plane waiting at the airport. I'll tell them where I want to go when I get there.,Is that all?
Is that all?,For now that's all.
For now that's all.,"You'll get it. But, Joe, I want you to do something for me. Let me take a look around inside. Make sure everybody's okay."
"You'll get it. But, Joe, I want you to do something for me. Let me take a look around inside. Make sure everybody's okay.",No. You just do for me right now.
Open your shirt.,I'm not wearing a wire. This is just between you and me.
I'm not wearing a wire. This is just between you and me.,Shut the up and do what I say!
"Don't go reading my lips, man. That's an intrusion. Save that for the school. Comprende?",Sorry... Habit.
That's a lot of commitment. I admire that.,Do you really?
Do you really?,"No. Actually I think it's crazy, I don't know if I could do it."
"No. Actually I think it's crazy, I don't know if I could do it.",Thanks for clearing that up. I hear your former girlfriend is going out with Greg Barnett.
Thanks for clearing that up. I hear your former girlfriend is going out with Greg Barnett.,Where did you hear that?
Where did you hear that?,Around. Barnett's tough competition.
Around. Barnett's tough competition.,"Yeah, well that's a sore subject, and therefore out of bounds to a young sprout of a hostage negotiator under my tutelage."
COME ON RUSSELL!... Who the fuck's Russell?!,The jockey!
The jockey!,"COME ON, RUSSELL!"
What the is going on.,"I don't know, but I've got to get on there."
"I don't know, but I've got to get on there.",You're crazy.
You're crazy.,Pull up alongside.
It might have happened no matter who was up there.,Would it have happened to you?
Would it have happened to you?,Maybe... There's one thing you have to remember... You don't create the situations. You can only try to save people from them.
Maybe... There's one thing you have to remember... You don't create the situations. You can only try to save people from them.,"I thought I could do it. I was so sure of myself. But I didn't know what to say. The words wouldn't come. My mouth turned to mush. You make it look so easy, Roper. But it is not. It's not easy. It's a different job than looking through the rifle scope."
"I thought I could do it. I was so sure of myself. But I didn't know what to say. The words wouldn't come. My mouth turned to mush. You make it look so easy, Roper. But it is not. It's not easy. It's a different job than looking through the rifle scope.",That it is.
"I know how you feel, Ray.",You don't know and I suggest you leave.
"Ray, if you walk out of here with me, I'll get you a job.",Doing what? Cleaning toilets?
Doing what? Cleaning toilets?,"I can't guarantee you what it will be. But I swear on my life, I'll find you work."
"I can't guarantee you what it will be. But I swear on my life, I'll find you work.",And why the would you do that for me?
And why the would you do that for me?,"Not for you, Ray. For me. A close friend of mine was killed this week. The way I figure it, I stop you from doin' what you said, I'm one up on body count."
"Not for you, Ray. For me. A close friend of mine was killed this week. The way I figure it, I stop you from doin' what you said, I'm one up on body count.","Who the are you, Mother Teresa?"
"Who the are you, Mother Teresa?",My name's Scott Roper.
"Oh, forget it. This won't work.",What do you want from me?
What do you want from me?,Something I guess I can't have anymore.
Something I guess I can't have anymore.,"Don't try to make me feel guilty. The whole time we were together, you went out of your way to prove you didn't need me. Now, suddenly, for one night, you need me again. I can't do it. I can't be more than your friend. Because I know what will happen. In a few weeks you'll be back on top, and you'll shut me out just as soon as you don't need me again."
"Don't try to make me feel guilty. The whole time we were together, you went out of your way to prove you didn't need me. Now, suddenly, for one night, you need me again. I can't do it. I can't be more than your friend. Because I know what will happen. In a few weeks you'll be back on top, and you'll shut me out just as soon as you don't need me again.",You think I didn't need you?
You think I didn't need you?,"If you did, you never showed it."
"If you did, you never showed it.",Ronnie...
How come in those foreign movies the young girl is always with some old guy.,In Europe women find older men very sexy.
I don't think you're old and enough for me.,Use your imagination.
"I've never seen sea so blue. Tahiti is magnificent, Scottie.","Yeah, I could get used to this Paradise"
You crazy? With all those people around?,Know what you are?! You're a Roper.
Know what you are?! You're a Roper.,The I am!
The I am!, 
 ,First you want me to put on one of those skinny bathing suits -- tongs or thongs or whatever you call them -- with my butt cheeks wrapped around a piece of dental floss... No way.
Where's the wire?!,Here comes the wire... and... Backtrack gets up in the last jump. Cozy girl a very game second.
Here comes the wire... and... Backtrack gets up in the last jump. Cozy girl a very game second., 
What do we got?,"32 minutes ago the silent alarm went off, then the fire alarm. A unit was a block away, and the suspect got trapped inside."
"32 minutes ago the silent alarm went off, then the fire alarm. A unit was a block away, and the suspect got trapped inside.",Any verification on numbers.
Any verification on numbers.,"We've only seen and talked to one suspect. He calls himself ""Joe"". There's two jewelers, two salespeople, the manager, a security guard, and an elderly woman. This particular store is where they do a lot of jewelry making and repair. They have anywhere from 8 to 10 million in raw stones on any given day, so they sure as didn't just wander in. They knew what they were coming for."
"We've only seen and talked to one suspect. He calls himself ""Joe"". There's two jewelers, two salespeople, the manager, a security guard, and an elderly woman. This particular store is where they do a lot of jewelry making and repair. They have anywhere from 8 to 10 million in raw stones on any given day, so they sure as didn't just wander in. They knew what they were coming for.",What have you promised them?
What have you promised them?,Just that I'd talk to my superiors.
"You don't have much up there in the real world, do you?",No...
Where the are you going?,Unfinished business.
Unfinished business.,And what about the reconfiguration?
And what about the reconfiguration?,Perfect opportunity for you to demonstrate your continued worth.
Take care.,Take care? Where the are you going --
You're jumping to conclusions.,He's not plugged-into the system. He's in the system!
"Because why the would you be interested in a program that allows people to live inside your machines? I mean how much profit could there possibly be from owning the universe and selling space in it to people who are dying, or people who are just sick of this world --","-- Come on, you know F.C.O. regs. Anyone caught with their R and D hand in the bio-digitization cookie jar spends the rest of their life in federal penitentiary. It's not worth it."
"Be a of a lot easier to digitize a real person, then them down to a module you can use to make as many employee programs as you need.","Yes, in theory, I suppose that would work."
Don't know what you're talking about.,Of course you do. And the only shot you've got of keeping your from sinking in a sea of is to tell me where you got this program.
I had everything. Once.,So what happened?
So what happened?,Life knocked me back.
Life knocked me back.,I came into this world flat on my
I came into this world flat on my,And now you have everything.
And now you have everything.,No. Not everything.
No. Not everything.,Up down. Down up. It's the same. You see things through both eyes.
Up down. Down up. It's the same. You see things through both eyes.,I guess I am. Just a little.
I guess I am. Just a little.,What do you mean?
What do you mean?,Scared.
"I ain't mad. I ain't even surprised. But I can't let ya me. On the other hand, if ya got needs beyond the thirty-five, I'll advance it to you against our next deal on the same terms.",Could we step outside?
"Masseria's confused. He can't figure whether you're workin' for Maranzano, or gettin' ready to the So he's spreadin' the word that you're goin' after Profaci because it happened on his turf. I figure Masseria's gonna try to rub out Profaci, and pin it on us. Then Maranzano will have to ya.",You got men on Profaci's place?
You got men on Profaci's place?,We got our boys paintin' the house next door. Around the clock. We're gonna keep old man Profaci alive if it takes twenty coats.
I think Maranzano's talkin' a of a deal.,"Sure, Frankie. me. Meyer. Arnold Rothstein who's made us all rich. All so you can be an fuckin' honorary Sicilian!"
"Sure, Frankie. me. Meyer. Arnold Rothstein who's made us all rich. All so you can be an fuckin' honorary Sicilian!",Does Maranzano have to kiss you on the lips before you'll take his money?
Does Maranzano have to kiss you on the lips before you'll take his money?,If he's gonna me up the
"I'm sorry, but I sleep better when I know I'm with the winning side.","We're gonna be the winning side. It's like Rothstein said about that guy in Austria. We're gonna use Maranzano and Masseria. Let 'em knock each other bloody. And then, when everybody's screamin' for peace, we step in to make it. What they're fight in' over, everybody will beg us to take."
"We're gonna be the winning side. It's like Rothstein said about that guy in Austria. We're gonna use Maranzano and Masseria. Let 'em knock each other bloody. And then, when everybody's screamin' for peace, we step in to make it. What they're fight in' over, everybody will beg us to take.",I thought we just wanted to be left alone to run our business.
You could have stopped him.,Ya never tell a guy about a broad.
Ya never tell a guy about a broad.,So you all make the same mistakes?
So you all make the same mistakes?,Gives us something in common.
"Bugsy, you and I don't need to be in business with Maranzano. We got more jobs than we can handle. That's not the problem.",So what is the problem?
So what is the problem?,"The minute we sell out to Maranzano, that is gonna have you knocked off."
"Tommy Reina's gone over to Maranzano, but so far Masseria ain't lifted a finger,","The man's scared. Scared of us, and scared without us. Same with Maranzano. We gotta get their minds back on each other. This fuckin' peace is killin' us."
"The man's scared. Scared of us, and scared without us. Same with Maranzano. We gotta get their minds back on each other. This fuckin' peace is killin' us.","We can get the war started tomorrow, but it won't be pretty."
"We can get the war started tomorrow, but it won't be pretty.",Who?
Who?,Tommy Reina.
"Meyer, ain't anybody ever told you ya look more like a bookkeeper than a fuckin' mobster?",What's your problem?
What's your problem?,"It's just that Maranzano's the only I ever heard brag about gettin' audited by the IRS. He came out clean, so he thinks his don't stink."
"It's just that Maranzano's the only I ever heard brag about gettin' audited by the IRS. He came out clean, so he thinks his don't stink.",Is there a fuckin' point comin' up anytime soon?
Is there a fuckin' point comin' up anytime soon?,"Seein' he loved the experience so much, I think we outta give him the pleasure again."
Yeah. So who the does?,"Come on. Tell us,"
I like that.,"Whatta ya mean, Boss?"
"Whatta ya mean, Boss?",Ya like a man.
Tommy tells me that Capone's coming in from Chicago.,He's trying to make it.
He's trying to make it.,He'll think something's wrong I ain't there.
He'll think something's wrong I ain't there.,"He'll know you were smart enough to stay away, Boss."
"He'll know you were smart enough to stay away, Boss.",What the does that mean?
What the does that mean?,"You know that if you come, we gotta invite Maranzano."
"You know that if you come, we gotta invite Maranzano.",So him. I don't care anymore. Let him come.
So him. I don't care anymore. Let him come.,So he can talk to all the families behind your back? Maybe have his own meet at 3:00 AM under the boardwalk? No. You're too smart for a sucker play.
"If I wanted ta ya, I woulda done it long ago. It's not like you ain't given me reason.",I'm still the Boss of All the Bosses! And you'll do what I say!
I'm still the Boss of All the Bosses! And you'll do what I say!,So tell me when I ain't done it.
So tell me when I ain't done it.,How can I trust you when you look at me like that?
How can I trust you when you look at me like that?,"You got no fuckin' choice. You might be able to stay alive, but you're never gonna win the war from these fuckin' rat holes."
"You got no fuckin' choice. You might be able to stay alive, but you're never gonna win the war from these fuckin' rat holes.","Tell me, Charlie. Please."
"Tell me, Charlie. Please.","Why should I go against you, Boss? Nobody can handle this business like you. Maranzano'll never know the that you forget. He's got no business bein' Boss. The idea makes me wanna puke. You're the Boss, an it's gonna stay that way."
What are ya thinkin'?,Joe Profaci. Carlo Gambino. Vinnie Mangano. Joe Bananas. They all gotta die.
Joe Profaci. Carlo Gambino. Vinnie Mangano. Joe Bananas. They all gotta die.,You can't with them. They're heads of families!
You can't with them. They're heads of families!,They're friends of our enemy.
They're friends of our enemy.,"Take one of 'em out, and they'll all line up against us."
"Take one of 'em out, and they'll all line up against us.",Not if they all die at once.
"When ya got all that blood workin' in your belly, it ain't upstairs where it needs to be.",The kid just called me
The kid just called me,Not
Not,"When I was comin' up, bein' meant ya had somethin' ta eat. Guy looked like you, people felt sorry for 'em. Right, Gerardo?"
"Johnson's still on board. Even Maranzano won't with Nucky in Atlantic City. But everywhere else, we got nothing but problems.","I'll knock 'em in, Charlie. I can do it. Blow his fuckin' head off. Get rid of the for good."
"I'll knock 'em in, Charlie. I can do it. Blow his fuckin' head off. Get rid of the for good.",You wouldn't live out the week.
I'm a hard guy. I done more jobs than alla you combined. And I never said no. Not once. But dammit I don't understand why the we gotta our friends!,"Because the world ain't big enough for the Dons. So we gotta choose between our friends and ourselves. It ain't the way I'd make the world, but that's the way it is."
"Jeez, Bugsy. Ya like ta scared the outta me.",Just wanted ta say hello.
Know something Tommy? You're a mensch.,That a Jew compliment?
That a Jew compliment?,Best we got.
Best we got.,Awww... deep down I'm a but when ya got eight kids ya can't make enemies.
Awww... deep down I'm a but when ya got eight kids ya can't make enemies.,Guess so. Ya got a minute? I got somethin' for ya.
Take any one ya like.,"Kinda early for Christmas, Bugs."
"Kinda early for Christmas, Bugs.",A Jew's gotta let his heart tell him when ta give his presents.
"Jesus, honey...he always joked about you <u>curing</u> him, but I never realized what you cured him <u>from</u>.","He hadn't gotten a good night's sleep in years. The nightmares would wake him up, and he'd start right in painting... <i></i> That boy looked like pluperfect"
Holy,He's stuck in a loop - a nightmare loop. <i></i> Anybody here know what Oneirix is?
<u>He</u> got an E-ticket. Where's mine? <u>When do I get</u> <u>to wake up</u>??,Stu? Stu? Let's not disturb the nice Reaper.
Stu? Stu? Let's not disturb the nice Reaper.,"I've been stuck down here for <u>months</u>. Somebody had better start paying attention, or I'm gonna - I'm gonna <u>kick"
"I've been stuck down here for <u>months</u>. Somebody had better start paying attention, or I'm gonna - I'm gonna <u>kick",Let's not kick the nice Reaper's
"You saved my life, Monkeybone. I never would've made it without you.",Move it. We got exactly five minutes left.
Move it. We got exactly five minutes left.,"It's just...now that I'm leaving, I feel like there's lots of things I haven't said. Who's gonna look out for you? Are you gonna be okay when I'm gone?"
"It's just...now that I'm leaving, I feel like there's lots of things I haven't said. Who's gonna look out for you? Are you gonna be okay when I'm gone?","Oh, don't you worry. I'll be fine."
"Oh, don't you worry. I'll be fine.","You've been a of a figment, pal. I sure wish I could take you home with me."
Were you given an assignment to follow the activities of Longfellow Deeds?,Yes.
Yes.,Did you subsequently write a series of articles about him?
Did you subsequently write a series of articles about him?,Yes!
Yes!,Are these the articles?
Are these the articles?,Yes!
Yes!,Were you present when all these things took place?
Were you present when all these things took place?,Yes!
Yes!,Are they true!
Are they true!,NO!!
NO!!,But they did take place?
But they did take place?,They're colored! Just to make him look silly!
They're colored! Just to make him look silly!,And you saw them happen?
And you saw them happen?,"Yes, but I—"
"Yes, but I—","That's all, Miss Bennett."
"That's all, Miss Bennett.",It isn't all! I'd like to explain—
It isn't all! I'd like to explain—,"That's all, Miss Bennett. That's all."
Good night.,"Mabel, that guy's either the dumbest, the stupidest, the most imbecilic idiot in the world - or he's the grandest thing alive. I can't make him out."
"Mabel, that guy's either the dumbest, the stupidest, the most imbecilic idiot in the world - or he's the grandest thing alive. I can't make him out.",Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.,I'm crucifying him.
I'm crucifying him.,People have been crucified before.
People have been crucified before.,Why? Why do we have to do it?
Why? Why do we have to do it?,"You started out to be a successful newspaper woman, didn't you?"
"You started out to be a successful newspaper woman, didn't you?","Yeah, then what?"
"Yeah, then what?",Search me. Ask the Gypsies.
Search me. Ask the Gypsies.,Here's a guy that's wholesome and fresh. To us he looks like a freak. You know what he told me tonight? He said when he gets married he wants to carry his bride over the threshold in his arms.
Here's a guy that's wholesome and fresh. To us he looks like a freak. You know what he told me tonight? He said when he gets married he wants to carry his bride over the threshold in his arms.,The guy's balmy.
The guy's balmy.,"Is he? Yeah, I thought so, too. I tried to laugh, but I couldn't. It stuck in my throat."
"Is he? Yeah, I thought so, too. I tried to laugh, but I couldn't. It stuck in my throat.","Aw, cut it out, will you? You'll get me thinking about Charlie again."
"Aw, cut it out, will you? You'll get me thinking about Charlie again.","He's got goodness, Mabel. Do you know what that is?"
"He's got goodness, Mabel. Do you know what that is?",Huh?
Huh?,No - of course you don't. We've forgotten. We're too busy being smart-alecks. Too busy in a crazy competition for nothing.
"Well, how about tonight? What would you like in the way of entertainment?",Entertainment?
Entertainment?,"Your uncle had a weakness for dark ones, tall and stately. How would you like yours? Dark or fair, tall or short, or thin, tough or tender?"
"Your uncle had a weakness for dark ones, tall and stately. How would you like yours? Dark or fair, tall or short, or thin, tough or tender?",What're you talking about?
What're you talking about?,Women! Ever heard of 'em?
Women! Ever heard of 'em?,Oh.
Oh.,Name your poison and I'll supply it.
Name your poison and I'll supply it.,"Some other time, Cobb. Some other time."
"Some other time, Cobb. Some other time.","Okay, you're the boss. When your blood begins to boil, yell out. I'll be seeing you!"
What an,"Ernest, what do you think?"
"Ernest, what do you think?",I think he's got a point.
"Where's your wife, Henry?",Go to
Go to,I didn't hear you.
You must be Dr. Mumford of Mumford. Jeremy Brockett.,Doc. Nice to meet you.
Doc. Nice to meet you.,"Sorry I'm late... traffic was a Have another drink, I'll be back in five."
I don't want you to be mad at Skip...,He told you.
He told you.,Skip and I wouldn't have got together if it weren't for you. That's a big deal.
Skip and I wouldn't have got together if it weren't for you. That's a big deal.,You would have met in some shower eventually...
You would have met in some shower eventually...,I want to give you something. Will you let me?
I want to give you something. Will you let me?,"Thanks, Lily, I don't need anything."
"Thanks, Lily, I don't need anything.","Yes, you do, you well do."
"Yes, you do, you well do.",Okay.
Okay.,"Here it is, some advice -- do the hard thing."
"Here it is, some advice -- do the hard thing.",That's it? That's what you're giving me?
That's it? That's what you're giving me?,Clean up the mess. No matter what it takes.
When did you start to feel this way?,"About six months ago, I guess it is now. it seems like years. What a bore! I'm embarrassed by it. Before this happened -- when I'd hear people talk about this kind of thing -- I thought it was a bunch of"
Mom's such a cutie.,People usually have to get to know me before they hate me.
People usually have to get to know me before they hate me.,She's not in a bad mood. She's like that all the time. It doesn't bother me anymore. It's my dad and my brother I worry about.
She's not in a bad mood. She's like that all the time. It doesn't bother me anymore. It's my dad and my brother I worry about.,Maybe... but you're the one whose is dragging.
Maybe... but you're the one whose is dragging.,Is that the technical description of what I've got?
Is that the technical description of what I've got?,Is she against you getting help?
Is she against you getting help?,We don't discuss it.
We don't discuss it.,Something's bothering her.
Something's bothering her.,"Oh, we've all disappointed her. Me, especially, but Dad, of course. She thinks my brother's all right, but she didn't expect much. It's what happens when you ""marry beneath yourself""..."
-- you've been a tremendous help to me.,Yeah?
Yeah?,I can't tell you how much I admire you. You have a wonderful way with people. And you're very insightful. I feel like you've seen me clearly... I never used to admit what a horrible person my mother was. You've made that possible for me.
I can't tell you how much I admire you. You have a wonderful way with people. And you're very insightful. I feel like you've seen me clearly... I never used to admit what a horrible person my mother was. You've made that possible for me.,That's... good?
That's... good?,"Yes! And my ex-husband -- he never accepted me for who I was, just like Mother. The things you've said have helped me understand what a he is."
"Yes! And my ex-husband -- he never accepted me for who I was, just like Mother. The things you've said have helped me understand what a he is.",I don't know if --
I don't know if --,"You're shockingly honest, that's what makes you great. I've never had a man treat me this way. With you, I feel really... listened to. Can I tell you something? It's a little embarrassing, but I feel very unguarded with you."
"You're shockingly honest, that's what makes you great. I've never had a man treat me this way. With you, I feel really... listened to. Can I tell you something? It's a little embarrassing, but I feel very unguarded with you.",Of course.
Of course.,"Thanks to this therapy, I now know what I'm looking for. I need to find a man like you. Not one who's treating me, of course. And I'm going to do it, dammit! You've given me the confidence."
I am irate!,But...
But...,But nothing... I'm mad as This is a terrible thing you've done.
But nothing... I'm mad as This is a terrible thing you've done.,"I know it! Please believe me, I know that..."
The school board doesn't pay you? What kind of deal is that?,It's called pro bono.
It's called pro bono.,"Pro Pro bono, huh? For whose good, supposedly?"
"Pro Pro bono, huh? For whose good, supposedly?",It's my bit for the community.
It's my bit for the community.,"the community. There was this article my friends and I read. It was ""25 Signs He's Great in Bed"". It was very fascinating."
"the community. There was this article my friends and I read. It was ""25 Signs He's Great in Bed"". It was very fascinating.",Where was this?
Where was this?,"Where?... The New York Times. The first one was -- ""he handles produce well."" Which we already knew! The point is, you have a lot of the signs."
"Where?... The New York Times. The first one was -- ""he handles produce well."" Which we already knew! The point is, you have a lot of the signs.","You been spying on me in the supermarket, Nessa?"
"You been spying on me in the supermarket, Nessa?",Have women found you attractive?
"...I mean, Doc, the dude is seriously deluded. I said that to him, I said, ""If you think I'm gonna do all that for you, man, you are seriously deluded.""",What'd he say?
What'd he say?,"He said -- ""Which we already knew!"""
So I guess Henry Follett is a patient of yours. He's my pharmacist.,Yeah. Guy's got some serious fantasies.
"How many sessions have we had now, Doc? Six. And it's been good... like we were two buddies hanging out. Just shootin' the",Yep.
#NAME?,"Everybody has a story, Skip."
"Everybody has a story, Skip.",Sounds like you have several.
Sounds like you have several.,"What it felt like was... a series of separate, unconnected lives -- hillbilly kid, wrecked college boy, garbage man, civil service guy... ...et cetera... et cetera. Every time I'd leave a life, it felt good. Whatever problems I was having were suddenly gone. I had no friends and I didn't talk to my family. The only constant, stabilizing force in my life was... drugs."
"What it felt like was... a series of separate, unconnected lives -- hillbilly kid, wrecked college boy, garbage man, civil service guy... ...et cetera... et cetera. Every time I'd leave a life, it felt good. Whatever problems I was having were suddenly gone. I had no friends and I didn't talk to my family. The only constant, stabilizing force in my life was... drugs.",An IRS investigator with a drug problem?
An IRS investigator with a drug problem?,It wasn't the best situation.
It wasn't the best situation.,Did you carry a gun?
Did you carry a gun?,"Didn't need one. We didn't even need a warrant for most of the we did. Man, the IRS... we could go in your bank account, your credit cards... we used to go into doctors' files and get all the juicy details. Nobody wants to argue with the IRS."
"Of course, him being insane didn't make it all right that I fell in love with his wife.",Holy
Who the are these guys?,Priests. Imhotep's priests.
What then? Robbery? Extortion? Kidnapping!,"None of the above, thank you."
"None of the above, thank you.",Then what the are you doing here!?
"The girl saved my life, figured it was the least I could do, keep her out of trouble.",You always did have more balls than brains.
"Then you got no excuse for living. What the you doin, being buddies with this creep, Beni? What's in it for you?","It is better to be the right hand of the Devil,... than in his path. As long as I serve him, I am immune."
"It is better to be the right hand of the Devil,... than in his path. As long as I serve him, I am immune.",Immune from what?
Immune from what?,You shall see.
You shall see.,"What are you looking for? Lie, and I'll slit your throat."
"So your sayin', if we find the book made outta gold --",#NAME?
#NAME?,You think it'll send this guy back to
You think it'll send this guy back to,"Correct, And that's when --"
So who's the broad?,Broad?!
"Yeah, I was there.",You swear?
You swear?,Every day.
Every day.,"No, I mean --"
"No, I mean --","-- I know what you mean. I was there, alright. Seti's place. The City Of The Dead."
"-- I know what you mean. I was there, alright. Seti's place. The City Of The Dead.",What did you find? What did you see?
What did you find? What did you see?,I found sand. I saw death.
"Evil. The Tuaregs and the Bedouin believe that Hamunaptra is cursed, they call it, ""the doorway to","Ahmar is Ossirion. ""Passageway to the underworld"", actually."
You...! YOU...!,Drunkard? Fool? Please call me something original.
Two questions. Who the is Seti the First? And was he rich?,"He was the last Pharaoh of the Old Kingdom, said to be the wealthiest Pharaoh of them all."
"He was the last Pharaoh of the Old Kingdom, said to be the wealthiest Pharaoh of them all.","Alright, good, that's good. I like this fellow, like him very much."
"Finish the inscription, idiot!",Oh.
Doesn't it you off the way the when you really want to talk to somebody you can't think of anything to say!,I guess... Are you always so angry?
I guess... Are you always so angry?,Only when I'm awake... You busy after work?
"Your rage is a very great power, but it blinds you to your heart.",My heart died a long time ago.
My heart died a long time ago.,It is not dead. It is hiding.
It is not dead. It is hiding.,"Blow it out your bean hole, Pancho!... And to with the rest of you!... Look at you. Bunch of rejects. I didn't need you before -- and I don't need you now! The great ones RIDE ALONE! Adios, muchachos!"
Your Spiderman Pez dispenser!,"Okay, you win. I'm off. I'm seriously peeved."
Read it back.,"To Joseph Bonaparte -- Dear Joseph, I have been informed by my wife of the cold and spiteful treatment she has been receiving at the hands of my family, since my departure. I am also informed that you have refused to pay over to her any of the money I left with you expressly for this purpose. Must you, too, take this opportunity during my absence to indulge the petty jealousies of the Bonaparte family?"
"To Joseph Bonaparte -- Dear Joseph, I have been informed by my wife of the cold and spiteful treatment she has been receiving at the hands of my family, since my departure. I am also informed that you have refused to pay over to her any of the money I left with you expressly for this purpose. Must you, too, take this opportunity during my absence to indulge the petty jealousies of the Bonaparte family?","Oh, that's not right."
Are you sure that you are not still in love with her?,Are you trying to insult me?
Are you trying to insult me?,"Of course not, but such violence of feeling makes me wonder."
"Of course not, but such violence of feeling makes me wonder.","Well, you shall see."
"Well, you shall see.",When is she supposed to return?
When is she supposed to return?,"I have no idea. Her maid said she left two days ago, to meet me -- I can imagine where she is. But when she finally does come home, she will find her things in the street and my door locked."
"I have no idea. Her maid said she left two days ago, to meet me -- I can imagine where she is. But when she finally does come home, she will find her things in the street and my door locked.",She will probably appear with a dozen excuses and you will forgive her anyway.
She will probably appear with a dozen excuses and you will forgive her anyway.,"My dear Joseph, the only thing that is clear is that my wife is a -- and while a man may want a for his mistress, he does not want her for his wife."
"it, Junot, wouldn't you think I have enough things on my mind not to waste time on a letter like this to Joseph?",There's probably some explanation.
There's probably some explanation.,"Yes, I'm sure he's been too busy chasing his to be bothered about my wife."
What the is the matter with you?,I didn't want to hurt you... All I wanted to do was to keep from hurting you. I swear I didn't want to hurt you.
I didn't want to hurt you... All I wanted to do was to keep from hurting you. I swear I didn't want to hurt you.,"Well, whatever the you wanted to do, you are going to tell me everything right now. Do you understand?!"
"Well, whatever the you wanted to do, you are going to tell me everything right now. Do you understand?!",You know that... letter you showed me in Milan -- the one about Hippolyte Charles?
You know that... letter you showed me in Milan -- the one about Hippolyte Charles?,Yes.
Yes.,I wrote it.
I wrote it.,What?
What?,"Yes, I wrote it."
"Yes, I wrote it.",You wrote it.
You wrote it.,I couldn't face telling you.
I couldn't face telling you.,You couldn't face telling me what?
You couldn't face telling me what?,About Hippolyte Charles.
About Hippolyte Charles.,What was there to tell?
What was there to tell?,My what do you think?
My what do you think?,Do you know what you're saying?
Do you know what you're saying?,help me -- yes.
help me -- yes.,How do you know?
How do you know?,I know.
I know.,How do you know?
what the you doing to my woman?,I don't know!
I don't know!,Suga!
"I don't know, I think I passed out or something. I don't remember.","Passed out? Can't hang, huh? Boy, I knew you was a lightweight. Passed out on one funky blunt. They don't make 'em like they used to, baby."
I ain't trying to rob you...,Shut up! Fo' I pump this Glock in yo' What did you do wit Day-Day and Roach?
Shut up! Fo' I pump this Glock in yo' What did you do wit Day-Day and Roach?,"Man, Day-Day is my people!"
"Man, Day-Day is my people!",I said shut up! Now who sent you?
I said shut up! Now who sent you?,Nobody!
Nobody!,"If you say another word, it's over. I'm not playing!"
This you?,"Yeah, that's me. Just a little somethin' somethin' I picked up."
"Yeah, that's me. Just a little somethin' somethin' I picked up.",Must be nice. I wish we won the lottery. Come up on a million dollars like ya'll.
Must be nice. I wish we won the lottery. Come up on a million dollars like ya'll.,"Man, after taxes, lawyer fees, and paying off my daddy's bad credit, we didn't end up with a million. We bought this house and I spent the rest on this. It's the bomb, huh?"
"Man, after taxes, lawyer fees, and paying off my daddy's bad credit, we didn't end up with a million. We bought this house and I spent the rest on this. It's the bomb, huh?","This my baby. I feel like a new in this car. I get mo' phone numbers rollin' this, than I ever did on the bus."
Just a little.,I can't taste nothing.
I can't taste nothing.,What's the matter with your girlfriend?
What's the matter with your girlfriend?,"Man, it's a long story. I met D'Wana three months ago. She had a little pudge in her stomach but I didn't pay it no attention. Come to find out, she six months pregnant. Saying I'm the daddy!"
"Man, it's a long story. I met D'Wana three months ago. She had a little pudge in her stomach but I didn't pay it no attention. Come to find out, she six months pregnant. Saying I'm the daddy!",What?
What?,"Yeah, I broke up with her two Fridays ago and she's been harassing me ever since. She don't care about the restraining order or nothing."
"Yeah, I broke up with her two Fridays ago and she's been harassing me ever since. She don't care about the restraining order or nothing.",Restraining order? Where the you meet this girl?
Restraining order? Where the you meet this girl?,I went back to Watts to sell my old car and met her on the way. Worst day of my life.
I went back to Watts to sell my old car and met her on the way. Worst day of my life.,you got a stalker.
you got a stalker.,"That ain't the worst part. Her little sister, Baby D. She's the one that gets real physical. But I got a restraining order on her, too."
"That ain't the worst part. Her little sister, Baby D. She's the one that gets real physical. But I got a restraining order on her, too.",You got a restraining order on a little girl named Baby D?
You got a restraining order on a little girl named Baby D?,You don't know Baby D.
Who is that?,That's the sister.
That's the sister.,Yo know what? I'm starting to like Rancho Cucamonga.
Yo know what? I'm starting to like Rancho Cucamonga.,I know what 'cha thinking. I thought the same thing. But it can't happen.
I know what 'cha thinking. I thought the same thing. But it can't happen.,Why?
Why?,"Because, it's been a little tension between us ever since they got out the joint and ran their momma crazy. And I'm just trying to keep the peace. We moved out here to get away from that"
"Craig, what the are you doing?",Nothing.
"Man, I don't think I can do this, Craig. I got the B-G's.",What's the B-G's?
What's the B-G's?,The bubble guts. I'm so nervous it feels like I'mma on myself.
Karla.,"Craig and Karla, that sound pretty good together. Where you going?"
"Craig and Karla, that sound pretty good together. Where you going?",To the Cucamonga shopping center.
To the Cucamonga shopping center.,"Oh yeah, why you walking?"
"Oh yeah, why you walking?",My brothers won't give me a ride.
Huh?,What are you doing here?
What are you doing here?,"I hope you don't think I'm crazy, but I just had to come in here and show you I ain't scared of yo' punk brothers...and you wouldn't have be scared of 'em neither if you had a man like me in yo' life."
"I hope you don't think I'm crazy, but I just had to come in here and show you I ain't scared of yo' punk brothers...and you wouldn't have be scared of 'em neither if you had a man like me in yo' life.",What?? So you snuck in my room to tell me that?
What?? So you snuck in my room to tell me that?,Yes I did. Excuse me.
That worst than them pit bulldogs or something! That's why moving wit'cha Uncle Elroy and Cousin Day-Day is the best thing for you right now.,Ya'll making me look like a punk.
Ya'll making me look like a punk.,"It ain't about being a punk, son. It's about this..."
"Nice neighborhood, huh?",It's alright.
It's alright.,18-years of chasing dogs; and my lazy brother hits the lotto his first time playing. I still can't figure that one out.
18-years of chasing dogs; and my lazy brother hits the lotto his first time playing. I still can't figure that one out.,Why they got to have the loudest house on the block!
You coming in?,"No, I'mma go on to work. I don't wanna hear Elroy's mouth. Now listen to me, Craig. It's gonna be different living over here. Don't let your uncle and your cousin get you into no Understand?"
"No, I'mma go on to work. I don't wanna hear Elroy's mouth. Now listen to me, Craig. It's gonna be different living over here. Don't let your uncle and your cousin get you into no Understand?","Hey, Pops, I'm grown. Can't nobody get me in trouble no more."
"Hold up, Elroy, that's my boy. Craig, what the wrong with you? Where you been?",Have you seen Day-Day?
"Two bullets? Yo' ain't changed. Back in the day, all I had was a stick.",Come on.
you got knock the out.,"Yeah, pops!"
"My name is Miss Ho Kym. Day-Day just trying to be a smart Nice to meet you, Craig. Are you 'bout it, 'bout it?",Excuse me?
Excuse me?,"I said...are you 'bout it, 'bout it -- rowdy, rowdy?"
"See you later, Day-Day. Come by after work, I got the John Blaze for you.",Nice to meet you?
Nice to meet you?,"Peace out, Craig."
I can't get jiggy with this Where is the manager?,"Sir, the manager stepped out for a moment. I'm currently running the store. Can I see the CD?"
"No, give me my money back. Right now, and I don't have no receipt neither.","Okay, sir...but where's the cover?"
"Okay, sir...but where's the cover?",I don't have no cover.
I can't give you your money back on this.,I'll go postal in this
I'll go postal in this,"Well, you gonna have to go postal then."
"Look, Roach, I know you ain't never worked in a record shop before and you're a little excited. But if Pinky catches you doing that X-Games off his counter top, we both getting fired. You feel me?",I feel you. I've just been practicing that one move all week. I thought that was it.
"That the big one, huh?",You right that's the big one.
Today ain't my day.,"Bummer, huh? And Friday is suppose to be a day."
I do.,don't Jack the joint. I didn't even pass it.
don't Jack the joint. I didn't even pass it.,"Sorry, dude."
"Who the is that, Day-Day?","Let it go, Roach, trust me."
"Let it go, Roach, trust me.",I'm not letting nothing go. They killed my board.
I'm not letting nothing go. They killed my board.,Let it go!
"Finally you got a huh, Roach?","He's a boy, dude."
"Hey, guys, I'm outta here.",Thanks for the help.
Thanks for the help.,"Hey, man, the pleasure's all mine. Thanks for the dog, and the money. Maybe my dad won't kick my tonight."
"Hey, man, the pleasure's all mine. Thanks for the dog, and the money. Maybe my dad won't kick my tonight.",Call me.
Call me.,"Okay, later, bro. Hey, Craig, nice smokin' wit'cha."
Ah,I got fired too.
I got fired too.,What?!
"When my back gets better I'mma beat the black off you, Day-Day.",I know. I'm sorry.
I know. I'm sorry.,"Sorry, my"
What the you looking at?,Nothing.
Shut up! Both of you right now!,"Shhhh! Roach, shut the up."
"Shhhh! Roach, shut the up.",I don't believe this sugar Something ain't right.
I thought you were taking me to see Mama?,I'll take you later.
I'll take you later.,When? After you get all and loaded?
When? After you get all and loaded?,Hey! I said I'll take your fuckin' later. Now get out of here. You're scaring our company.
You come way out here to get into more trouble. You could've stayed at home.,"Willie, shut up. Yo' old need to get in a little bit o' trouble sometimes."
"Willie, shut up. Yo' old need to get in a little bit o' trouble sometimes.","Don't get it twisted, Elroy. I ain't lost none of my street skills."
Need to lose some weight.,Shut yo' up.
big bro. You swung that like Sammy Sosa.,"The skills are still intact. Now tie his up, Elroy."
My back.,What's the matter?
What's the matter?,"I slip my disc, again... Oh got"
"Okay, okay, that's enough. Go put on some clothes.",Elroy.
Elroy.,Suga. Go ahead and get us something to smoke on.
Suga. Go ahead and get us something to smoke on.,"Okay. Bye, Craig."
You shot her?,No.
No.,Who did?
Who did?,I don't know. The only thing I know about him is that he works for your husband.
I don't know. The only thing I know about him is that he works for your husband.,What?
What?,And your husband works for somebody else.
And your husband works for somebody else.,What the are you saying?
Are you 'fucking with me!?,The gun...
The gun...,What about the gun?
What about the gun?,It wasn't loaded. I didn't put the bullets in it.
It wasn't loaded. I didn't put the bullets in it.,You...
"It's about time I did. I was one of those guys, workaholics. I worked my off for them - my wife, my daughter. That's just what I thought I was supposed to do.","Yeah, all right, listen..."
"Yeah, all right, listen...",So when she wanted a divorce...I was...I didn't know what I'd done wrong. I didn't see it. I didn't see it....
"Oh, we'll have to do better than that.",You worthless piece of Gimme that!
"Goddamnit, you fuckin' bum, come here!",Gimme a dollar.
Gimme a dollar.,you!
Foreigners!,"Frogs. They copy our blue jeans and when we need their help in Kuwait, where the are they?"
"Ain't seen you in a coon's age, Johnny.",I been mindin' Pearl.
I been mindin' Pearl.,Pshaw now! Ain't it a caution what women'll load onto a feller's back when he ain't lookin'?
See ye got two more peeps to your brood.,"Yeah, and ornerier than the rest."
"Yeah, and ornerier than the rest.","How's your own boy, Miz Cooper?"
"How's your own boy, Miz Cooper?","Ain't heard from Ralph since last Christmas. Don't matter -- I've got a new crop. I'm a strong tree with branches for many birds. I'm good for something in this old world and I know it, too! We know that she will rout the Devil."
"Ain't heard from Ralph since last Christmas. Don't matter -- I've got a new crop. I'm a strong tree with branches for many birds. I'm good for something in this old world and I know it, too! We know that she will rout the Devil.","Got a good buy in soap, Miz Cooper."
"Got a good buy in soap, Miz Cooper.",Don't need no soap. I'm boilin' down the from my hog.
"Nightmares are expected after psychological trauma. Don't worry, they go away.",I sure as hope so.
How long's this been going on?,Since the She was fine before that.
Since the She was fine before that.,Not to worry. No signs of pathology in Nancy's EEG or pulse rate. I'd guess what we've got is a normal young girl who just happens to have gone through two days of
Not to worry. No signs of pathology in Nancy's EEG or pulse rate. I'd guess what we've got is a normal young girl who just happens to have gone through two days of,It's just made her think... her dreams are real...
"What the are dreams, anyway?","Mysteries. Incredible body hookus pokus. Truth is we still don't know what they are or where they come from. As for nightmares... Did you know that in the last three years twenty Filipino refugees in California died in the middle of nightmares? Not from heart attacks, either. They just died."
"You used me, daddy!","What the you doing going to school today, anyway -- your mother told me you didn't even sleep last night!"
"Looks like her boyfriend did it. Rod Lane. Musician type, arrests for brawling, dope --",Terrific. What the was she doing there?
Terrific. What the was she doing there?,She lived there.
She lived there.,I don't mean her --
Go even crazier?,I don't think you're going crazy -- and stop drinking that coffee!
I don't think you're going crazy -- and stop drinking that coffee!,Did you ask Daddy to have the hat examined?
Did you ask Daddy to have the hat examined?,"I threw that filthy thing away -- I don't know what you're trying to prove with it, but --"
"Oh lawyers got and the judge got famous, but someone forgot to sign the search warrant in the right place, and Fred Krueger was free, just like that.",So he's alive?
"Bunch of us parents tracked him down after they let him go. Found him in an old boiler room, just like before. Saw him lying there in that caked red and yellow sweater he always wore, an' asleep with his weird knives by his side...",Go on...
How could somebody get under the covers with you guys without you knowing it?,How the do I know? I don't expect you to believe me.
What you dream?,"I dreamed about this guy in a dirty red and yellow sweater; I dream in color, y'know; he walked into the room I was in, right, right through the wall, like it was smoke or something, and just stared at me. Sort of... obscenely. Then he walked out through the wall on the other side. Like he'd just come to check me out..."
What the you doing here?,"Came to make up, no big deal. Your ma home?"
"Came to make up, no big deal. Your ma home?",Of course. What's that?
When did you have a nightmare?,"Guys can have nightmares too, y'know. You ain't got a corner on the market or something."
And if we have to go to Siberia...,I'll send you a
I have paid the penalty. Now let's have some music.,Let's turn on the radio.
Let's turn on the radio.,Radio! What is radio?
Radio! What is radio?,It's a little box that you buy on the installment plan and before you tune it in they tell you they have a new model.
It's a little box that you buy on the installment plan and before you tune it in they tell you they have a new model.,"Oh yes, yes. It has a little that turns... a little it must be somewhere around here... yes... here... I see..."
You're lawyers. How can you let this go by! Look! This? Nixon can't say this.,"You did say it, sir."
"You did say it, sir.",Never. I never said that about Jews!
"Mr. President, I don't know what to say. As soon as we learned from the Secret Service you were en route, the Director was notified. He should be here any minute.",Where the is he?
Where the is he?,"Uh, he's rushing back from his tennis game, sir ..."
"Uh, he's rushing back from his tennis game, sir ...",So ... let's go ...
So ... let's go ...,He told me to take you to his conference room.
He told me to take you to his conference room.,No. His office. I want a very private conversation. I don't want to be bugged.
No. His office. I want a very private conversation. I don't want to be bugged.,Then his office will be fine.
"How's the job coming, Bob?","Frankly, sir, it stinks. I have no access. I'm lucky Helms lets me have a staff."
"Frankly, sir, it stinks. I have no access. I'm lucky Helms lets me have a staff.",We'll see about that ...
We'll see about that ...,"He's nervous, sir. He's heard you're looking for a new director."
"He's nervous, sir. He's heard you're looking for a new director.","Well, he certainly isn't acting like it."
"Well, he certainly isn't acting like it.","That's Helms. He's ""sang froid,"" a world-class poker player."
"That's Helms. He's ""sang froid,"" a world-class poker player.","Yeah? Well, I own the casino."
"So, what about those Watergate clowns, John? This Sirica's crazy. Thirty-five-year sentences! There were no weapons. Right? No injuries. There was no success! It's just ridiculous.",Sirica's just trying to force one of them to testify. But they're solid.
Sirica's just trying to force one of them to testify. But they're solid.,Then what about this Washington Post Woodwind and Fernstein?
"Mr. President, Hunt wants more money. Another hundred-and-thirty thousand.",Son of a
Son of a,"He says if he doesn't get it right away, he's going to blow us out of the water. And he means it. Ever since his wife died in the plane crash, he's been over the edge."
"He says if he doesn't get it right away, he's going to blow us out of the water. And he means it. Ever since his wife died in the plane crash, he's been over the edge.",Pay him. Pay him what he wants.
"I'm still not confident we can ride through this. Some people are going to have to go to jail. Hunt's not the only problem. Haldeman let me use the $350,000 cash fund in his safe to make the payments. Ehrlichman had a role, a big role, in the Ellsberg break-in. And I'm ... uh, I think it's time we begin to think in terms of cutting our losses.","You say, John, cut our losses and all the rest. But suppose the thing blows and they indict Bob and the others. Jesus, you'd never recover from that, John. It's better to fight it out instead, and not let people testify ..."
"You say, John, cut our losses and all the rest. But suppose the thing blows and they indict Bob and the others. Jesus, you'd never recover from that, John. It's better to fight it out instead, and not let people testify ...","Sir, I still don't think, uh, we can contain it anymore. There's a cancer on the presidency. And it's growing. With every day that ..."
"Sir, I still don't think, uh, we can contain it anymore. There's a cancer on the presidency. And it's growing. With every day that ...","Jesus, everything is a crisis among the upper intellectual types, the softheads. The average people don't think it's much of a crisis. For Christ's sake, it's not Vietnam ... no one's dying here. Isn't it ridiculous?"
"Jesus, everything is a crisis among the upper intellectual types, the softheads. The average people don't think it's much of a crisis. For Christ's sake, it's not Vietnam ... no one's dying here. Isn't it ridiculous?",I agree it's ridiculous but --
I agree it's ridiculous but --,"I mean, who the cares about this penny-ante Goldwater put it right. He said: ""Well for Christ's sake, everybody bugs everybody else; we know that."" ... It's the cover-up, not the deed that's really bad here. If only Mitchell could step up and take the brunt of it; give them the hors d'oeuvre and maybe they won't come back for the main course. That's the tragedy of all this. Mitchell's going to get it in the neck anyway. It's time he assumed some responsibility."
It's a code or something.,I figured that out.
I figured that out.,I think he means the Kennedy assassination.
I think he means the Kennedy assassination.,Yeah?
Yeah?,"They went after Castro. In some crazy way it got turned on Kennedy. I don't think the ""P"" knows what happened, but he's afraid to find out. It's got him peach pits."
"They went after Castro. In some crazy way it got turned on Kennedy. I don't think the ""P"" knows what happened, but he's afraid to find out. It's got him peach pits.","Christ, we created Frankenstein with those Cubans."
"Martha's an idiot, she'll do anything to get John's attention. If Mitchell'd been minding the store instead of that nut Martha we wouldn't have that kid Magruder runnin' some third-rate burglary! Was he smoking",Mitchell?
Mitchell?,No! Magruder! That sonofabitch tests my Quaker patience to the breaking point.
McCord? ...,"Find out what the he was doing at ""CREEP."" This could be trouble. These CIA guys don't miss a trick. This could be a set-up."
"I don't have time for all this Just handle it, Bob! Keep it out of the White House. What else? Kissinger's waiting -- he's gonna throw a tantrum again if I don't see him, threatening to quit ... again.","Well, sir ... it turns out -- one of the people implicated is still, you see, on our White House payroll."
"Well, sir ... it turns out -- one of the people implicated is still, you see, on our White House payroll.",Who? Not another Cuban?
"How long have we had this dog?! Two years, he still doesn't come! We need a dog that looks happy when the press is around.","Well, he's photogenic. Let's try dog bones?"
I like it. I like the idea.,Is it legal? I mean has anyone ever done it before?
Is it legal? I mean has anyone ever done it before?,"Sure. Lyndon, JFK, FDR -- I mean, Truman cut the out of my investigation of Hiss back in '48."
Where's Hunt now?,In hiding. He sent Liddy to talk to me.
In hiding. He sent Liddy to talk to me.,And?
And?,He wants money.
He wants money.,Pay him.
Pay him.,Pay him? I told him to get out of the country. It's crazy to start ...
Pay him? I told him to get out of the country. It's crazy to start ...,"What the are you doing, Ehrlichman? with the CIA? I don't care how much he wants -- pay him."
"I would personally enjoy doing that, sir.","No, no. He's our only ""star"" right now. He'd go crying straight to the press. He'd crucify us -- the sonofabitch! Get someone from our staff on his Tap his phones. I want to know everyone he talks to."
"I don't know, I don't know ... I just know we've made too many enemies.","Sir, Bob and I are gonna have to testify before Earvin's committee."
"Sir, Bob and I are gonna have to testify before Earvin's committee.","No, you're not! You're going to claim executive privilege and you're going to stonewall it all the way -- plead the Fifth Amendment. I don't give a They can't force the President's people to testify."
"No, you're not! You're going to claim executive privilege and you're going to stonewall it all the way -- plead the Fifth Amendment. I don't give a They can't force the President's people to testify.",Executive privilege will make it look like we're covering up.
Executive privilege will make it look like we're covering up.,"We are covering up! For some petty, There are things I can say -- when other people say them, they'd be lies. But when I say them nobody believes me anyway ..."
"... Y'know Al, if Hoover was alive none of this would've happened. He would've protected the President.",Mr. Hoover was a realist.
Mr. Hoover was a realist.,I trusted Mitchell. It was that big mouth wife of his.
I trusted Mitchell. It was that big mouth wife of his.,At least Mitchell stood up to it.
At least Mitchell stood up to it.,"Not like the others -- Dean, McCord, the rest ... We never got our side of the story out, Al. People've forgotten. I mean: ""Fuck you, Mr. President, you Tricia, you Julie!"" and all that just words, but what violence! The tear gassing, the riots, burning the draft cards, Black Panthers -- we fixed it, Al, and they hate me for it -- the double dealing bastards. They lionize that traitor, Ellsberg, for stealing secrets, but they jump all over me 'cause it's Nixon. ... They've always hated Nixon."
But O'Brien doesn't even use that office. The Democrats've moved to Miami. There's nothing there!,It was just a fishing expedition. Apparently it was their fourth attempt at the DNC.
It was just a fishing expedition. Apparently it was their fourth attempt at the DNC.,Their fourth!
Their fourth!,"It's possible they were looking for evidence of an illegal Howard Hughes donation to the Democrats, so the Democrats couldn't make an issue of your Hughes money."
"It's possible they were looking for evidence of an illegal Howard Hughes donation to the Democrats, so the Democrats couldn't make an issue of your Hughes money.",Contributions! It was a legal contribution. Who the authorized this? Colson?
He works for Colson. He used him on the Pentagon Papers. We're trying to figure out when he officially stopped being a White House consultant. After the arrest he dumped his wiretapping stuff into his White House safe.,Howard Hunt is working for the White House? No This is Disneyland! Since when?
"On the list of horribles, I know what he is. And I know what he tracks back to. You say he was involved in the Plumbers?","Definitely. Colson had him trying to break into Bremer's apartment after Bremer shot Wallace, to plant McGovern campaign literature."
"Definitely. Colson had him trying to break into Bremer's apartment after Bremer shot Wallace, to plant McGovern campaign literature.",I had nothing to do with that. Was he ... in the Ellsberg thing?
I had nothing to do with that. Was he ... in the Ellsberg thing?,"Yes, you approved it, sir."
"Yes, you approved it, sir.",I did?
I did?,It was right after the Pentagon Papers broke. They went in to get his psychiatric records.
It was right after the Pentagon Papers broke. They went in to get his psychiatric records., 
 ,We were working on China.
"We've got to turn off the FBI. You just go to the CIA, Bob, and tell Helms that Howard Hunt is blackmailing the President. Tell him that Hunt and his Cuban friends know too much, and if he goes public, it would be a fiasco for the CIA. He'll know what I'm talking about.",All right.
All right.,"Play it tough. That's the way they play it and that's the way we're going to play it. Don't lie to Helms and say there's no involvement, but just say this is sort of a comedy of errors, bizarre, without getting into it. Say the President believes it's going to open up the whole Bay of Pigs thing again. Tell Helms he should call the FBI, call Pat Gray, and say that we wish for the sake of the country -- don't go any further into this hanky-panky, period!"
"Play it tough. That's the way they play it and that's the way we're going to play it. Don't lie to Helms and say there's no involvement, but just say this is sort of a comedy of errors, bizarre, without getting into it. Say the President believes it's going to open up the whole Bay of Pigs thing again. Tell Helms he should call the FBI, call Pat Gray, and say that we wish for the sake of the country -- don't go any further into this hanky-panky, period!",The Bay of Pigs? ... That was Kennedy's How does that threaten us?
The Bay of Pigs? ... That was Kennedy's How does that threaten us?,"Just do what I say, Bob."
"Just do what I say, Bob.","Yes, sir, but ... do you think Gray'll go for it?"
"Yes, sir, but ... do you think Gray'll go for it?",Pat Gray'll do anything we ask him. That's why I appointed him.
Pat Gray'll do anything we ask him. That's why I appointed him.,He'll need a pretext. He'll never figure one out for himself.
He'll need a pretext. He'll never figure one out for himself.,"Christ, you're right -- Gray makes Jerry Ford look like Mozart. Just have Helms call him. Helms can scare anybody."
"Christ, you're right -- Gray makes Jerry Ford look like Mozart. Just have Helms call him. Helms can scare anybody.","The only problem with that, sir -- it gets us into obstruction of justice."
"The only problem with that, sir -- it gets us into obstruction of justice.",It's got nothing to do with justice. It's national security.
It's got nothing to do with justice. It's national security.,How is this national security?
How is this national security?,"Because the President says it is. My job is to protect this country from its enemies, and its enemies are inside the walls."
I suppose you thought the Presidency was above this sort of thing.,Sir?
Sir?,"This isn't a ""moral"" issue, Bob. We have to keep our enemies at bay or our whole program is gonna go down the tubes. The FBI is filled with people who are that I put Gray in and not one of their own. Vietnam, China, the Soviet Union: when you look at the big picture, Bob, you'll see we're doing a of a lotta good in this world. Let's not it up with some third-rate burglary."
"This isn't a ""moral"" issue, Bob. We have to keep our enemies at bay or our whole program is gonna go down the tubes. The FBI is filled with people who are that I put Gray in and not one of their own. Vietnam, China, the Soviet Union: when you look at the big picture, Bob, you'll see we're doing a of a lotta good in this world. Let's not it up with some third-rate burglary.","I'll talk to Helms. Oh, Pat asked if you're coming to the Residence for dinner tonight."
"I'll talk to Helms. Oh, Pat asked if you're coming to the Residence for dinner tonight.","No, no, not tonight. Don't let her in here. I have too much to do."
"No, no, not tonight. Don't let her in here. I have too much to do.","Yes, sir. I'll talk to Helms, and, uh ... what's our press position on this Watergate thing? What do I tell Ziegler to tell them?"
"Meanwhile, what happens to the country?",The If I'd called his shot on Cuba I would've won. He made me look soft.
"The first assassination attempt was in '60, just before the election.",Before?! Eisenhower approved that?
Before?! Eisenhower approved that?,He didn't veto it. I ran the White House side. The mob contact was Johnny Roselli. One of the CIA guys was that Howard Hunt.
He didn't veto it. I ran the White House side. The mob contact was Johnny Roselli. One of the CIA guys was that Howard Hunt.,Jesus!
Jesus!,"And not just Hunt. Frank Sturgis, all those Cubans. All of them in the Watergate. They were involved in Track 2 in Cuba. Hunt reported to my military aide. But I met with him several times as Vice President. That's what worries the out of me. I don't know how much Hunt knows. Or the Cubans."
"And not just Hunt. Frank Sturgis, all those Cubans. All of them in the Watergate. They were involved in Track 2 in Cuba. Hunt reported to my military aide. But I met with him several times as Vice President. That's what worries the out of me. I don't know how much Hunt knows. Or the Cubans.","So? You wanted Castro dead. Everybody wanted Castro dead. If Hunt and the others are CIA, why don't we just throw this back in the CIA's lap? Let Richard Helms take the fall?"
"So? You wanted Castro dead. Everybody wanted Castro dead. If Hunt and the others are CIA, why don't we just throw this back in the CIA's lap? Let Richard Helms take the fall?","Because ... because Helms knows too much ... If anyone in this country knows more than I do, it's Hoover and Helms! You don't with Helms! Period."
"Alright. But why, if Kennedy is so clean in all this, didn't he cancel Track 2?","Because he didn't even know about it. The CIA never told him, they just kept it going. It was like ... it had a life of its own. Like ... a kind of ""beast"" that doesn't even know it exists. It just eats people when it doesn't need 'em anymore. Two days after the Bay of Pigs, Kennedy called me in. He reamed my ..."
"If they didn't tell Kennedy about Track 2, how did Hoover find out?","They had us bugged. Christ, he had everybody bugged. Yeah, he was gonna support me in '68, but he was also threatening me. That was Hoover: he'd give you the carrot, but he'd make sure the stick went right up your"
"... never complain, never explain, John ...","I tell you, the soldiers were provoked. Now stop this pussyfooting around. Dead kids! How the did we ever give the Democrats a weapon like this? I mean, if Cambodia doesn't work, we'll bomb Hanoi if we have to."
"She got it, Bob. A nineteen-year-old college kid ...",What?
What?,"She understood something it's taken me twenty-five years in politics to understand. The CIA, the Mafia, the Wall Street bastards ..."
"She understood something it's taken me twenty-five years in politics to understand. The CIA, the Mafia, the Wall Street bastards ...",Sir?
Sir?,"... ""The Beast."" A nineteen-year-old kid. She understands the nature of ""the Beast."" She called it a wild animal."
"The Jews aren't the middle, Henry. They're the far left.","You're talking too much about black Africa, Henry. It's killing us with the rednecks."
"You're talking too much about black Africa, Henry. It's killing us with the rednecks.","The blacks are lost, the ""schwartzes"" are gone ..."
"The blacks are lost, the ""schwartzes"" are gone ...",Don't let it lose us the right-wing vote ...
Because they're not Americans.,Right. They don't trust! They don't trust America!
Right. They don't trust! They don't trust America!,"Why would they?! Who the hell's Sulzberger anyway? Their parents are gold traders from Eastern Europe. They buy things. They come to Jew York City and they buy up things. One of the things they buy is the New York Times. And you know what? Be proud because they'll never trust you, sir, because we speak for the average American."
"You know why they're turning on me? They're not serious about power, that's why. They're playing with power. They're forgetting the national interest. In the old days, people knew how to hold power, how to set limits. They wouldn't have torn this country apart over a third-rate burglary. All they care about now are their egos, looking good at cocktail parties ...","... beating out the other papers, chasing girls ..."
"... beating out the other papers, chasing girls ...","... worrying whether someone said something ""nice"" about them. All short-term, frivolous Ben Bradlee worrying about Teddy Kennedy liking him ..."
"You played it perfectly, sir -- He's going to think twice before he leaks again.",He'll be looking in his toilet bowl every time he pulls the chain.
"I suppose, ""Mister President,"" you're unhappy that we have not implemented your Domestic Intelligence plan, but ...","You're correct. I'm concerned these students are being funded by foreign interests, whether they know it or not. The FBI is worthless in this area. I want your full concentration on this matter ..."
"You're correct. I'm concerned these students are being funded by foreign interests, whether they know it or not. The FBI is worthless in this area. I want your full concentration on this matter ...","Of course we've tried, but so far we've come up with nothing that ..."
"Of course we've tried, but so far we've come up with nothing that ...","Then find something. And I want these leaks stopped. Jack Anderson, the New York Times, the State Department -- I want to know who's talking to them."
"Then find something. And I want these leaks stopped. Jack Anderson, the New York Times, the State Department -- I want to know who's talking to them.","I'm sure you realize this is a very tricky area, Mr. President, given our charter and the congressional oversight committees ..."
"I'm sure you realize this is a very tricky area, Mr. President, given our charter and the congressional oversight committees ...","congressional oversight. I know well, going back to the '50's, this agency reports what it wants, and buries what it doesn't want Congress to know. Pay close attention to this."
"My father built the house where I was born with his own hands. Oh, it wasn't a big house ...","Turn this off, Clyde. It's giving me a headache ... You may go, Joaquin."
"Or he'll steal it like his brother. He's a mean little sonofabitch, Edgar ... He had the IRS audit my mother when she was dying in a nursing home.",I know ...
"There must be a quarter-million out there, Edgar. They've been at it now for a year. Young kids just like Tricia. I don't know. Do you think they have a point, Edgar? Maybe this whole damned system of government is ...","Remember what Lenin said in 1917, Mr. President: ""The power was lying in the streets just waiting for someone to pick it up."" The Communists have never been closer. Now is the time to go back to the old themes, the ones that made you president. Let the Communists know you're onto them."
"Remember what Lenin said in 1917, Mr. President: ""The power was lying in the streets just waiting for someone to pick it up."" The Communists have never been closer. Now is the time to go back to the old themes, the ones that made you president. Let the Communists know you're onto them.",The little bastards think they can ruin Tricia's wedding day by dancing in the Reflecting Pond.
The little bastards think they can ruin Tricia's wedding day by dancing in the Reflecting Pond.,"Don't listen to 'em, don't quit. Remember - Kennedy, Bobby, and King were against the war. Where are they now? Don't give 'em a inch on the war. President Johnson bombed Laos for years and nobody knew or said a thing. How the the Times ever got ahold of this Ellsberg stuff is a disgrace!"
"Don't listen to 'em, don't quit. Remember - Kennedy, Bobby, and King were against the war. Where are they now? Don't give 'em a inch on the war. President Johnson bombed Laos for years and nobody knew or said a thing. How the the Times ever got ahold of this Ellsberg stuff is a disgrace!","We can't keep a secret in this government, Edgar. They're stealing papers right out of his office."
"We can't keep a secret in this government, Edgar. They're stealing papers right out of his office.",Johnson had the same damned problem till he bugged his own office.
Johnson had the same damned problem till he bugged his own office.,We took his system out.
We took his system out.,That was a mistake. The White House was full of Kennedy people then. It still is.
That was a mistake. The White House was full of Kennedy people then. It still is.,Who do you think is behind it?
Who do you think is behind it?,"Well, you have CIA people all over the place. Helms has seen to that. Then there's Kissinger's staff. Kissinger himself, I believe, maybe the leaker."
"Well, you have CIA people all over the place. Helms has seen to that. Then there's Kissinger's staff. Kissinger himself, I believe, maybe the leaker.",Kissinger?
Kissinger?,"He's obsessed with his own image. He wants his Nobel Peace Prize a little too much. As the late ""Doctor"" King proved -- even an ape can win a prize with good press."
"He's obsessed with his own image. He wants his Nobel Peace Prize a little too much. As the late ""Doctor"" King proved -- even an ape can win a prize with good press.","Jesus, I'd like to book him into a psychiatrist's office. He comes in here ranting and raving, dumping his all over the place ... Could you prove it, Edgar?"
"Jesus, I'd like to book him into a psychiatrist's office. He comes in here ranting and raving, dumping his all over the place ... Could you prove it, Edgar?",I always get my man.
I always get my man.,"Yeah, you do. I'd be bugging myself, Edgar ... Who'd get the tapes?"
"Yeah, you do. I'd be bugging myself, Edgar ... Who'd get the tapes?",No one. Your property. It would prove your case. Why do you think Kissinger's taping your calls? For history. His word against yours -- and right now he's got the records.
How the did you know?,Injections. Even this noble sport's been fixed. Seen the guys?
Injections. Even this noble sport's been fixed. Seen the guys?,They're around.
"Why, you got a customer?",The White House.
The White House.,You're me.
You're me.,"We're gonna be plumbers, Frank. We're gonna plug a leak."
"We're gonna be plumbers, Frank. We're gonna plug a leak.",Who we working for?
Who we working for?,A guy named Gordon Liddy. Thinks he's Martin Borman. You wanna meet him?
"Let's get the out of here, shall we, ladies?","Anything goes wrong, head for your homes, just sit tight -- you'll hear from me or Howard."
"Anything goes wrong, head for your homes, just sit tight -- you'll hear from me or Howard.","Personally, I'll be calling the President of the United States."
"Kennedy's Cuba away to the Russians. And he don't know what the he's doing in Vietnam. These are dangerous times, especially for business ...",Agreed.
Desi's got a point. What the are we gonna do about the Communists right here in our backyard?!,"What do you mean, Jack?"
"What do you mean, Jack?",I mean I got federal price controls on my oil. The ragheads are beating the out of me. And I got your EPA environment agency with its thumb so far up my it's scratching my ear.
"... And now I have a federal judge ordering me to bus my kids halfway 'cross town to go to school with some kids. I think, Mr. President, you're forgetting who put you where you are.",The American people put me where I am.
"Mr. President, we are in a revolutionary situation. We are under siege -- Black Panthers, Weathermen; The State Department under Rogers is leaking like a sieve. And now this insignificant little Ellsberg publishing all the diplomatic secrets of this country will destroy our ability to conduct foreign policy.","Here, Tim ... Tim. I'm as frustrated as you, Henry, but don't you think this one's a Democrat problem. They started the war; it makes them look bad."
"Who are you talking to like this, you insignificant ...","... and what do we get for it? Gobs and gobs of gossip, nothing! Someone is leaking. We've got to stop the leaks, Henry, at any cost, do you hear me? Then we can go for the big play -- China, Russia."
"Exactly, sir. That is your historical contribution: to lead boldly in an era of limits.","No one understands! -- even my own men. What do you think the Communists respond to? Honesty, liberal guilt, soul-wringing fathers on TV crying? no! I understand the Communist mind, I've studied it for thirty years. They grasp ""realpolitik"" better than any of us, right, Henry?"
"That's triangular diplomacy, gentlemen.","Exactly, yes, Mr. President. That is my contention."
"Exactly, yes, Mr. President. That is my contention.","That's what geopolitics is about -- the whole world linked by self interest ... You tell me, Ron, how the I can explain that on television to a bunch of simple-minded reporters and weeping mothers!"
You'll pick up the middle on this one - the Jews and Negros.,"Jews and Negros don't win elections, Henry. Better to hang them around the Democrats' necks."
"That doesn't matter now, Henry. The point is, you might lose some of your media-darling halo if the press starts sniffing around our dirty laundry.","I had nothing to do with that, sir, and I resent any implication ..."
"I had nothing to do with that, sir, and I resent any implication ...","Resent it all you want, Henry, but you're in it with the rest of us. Cambodia, Ellsberg, the wiretaps you put in. The President wants you to know you can't just click your heels and head back to Harvard Yard. It's your too, Henry, and it's in the wind twisting with everyone else's."
"You know, Mr. Chairman, at Harvard I used your writings in my class.",What a waste of time. My writings mean absolutely nothing.
What a waste of time. My writings mean absolutely nothing.,"But your writings have changed the world, Mr. Chairman."
"But your writings have changed the world, Mr. Chairman.",Fung pi! I've only managed to change a few things around the city of Beijing. I want to know your secret.
Fung pi! I've only managed to change a few things around the city of Beijing. I want to know your secret.,"Secret, Mr. Chairman?"
"Secret, Mr. Chairman?",How a man gets so many girls.
"It was illegal, what he did.","You know, this kinda thing, you gotta be brutal. A leak happens, the whole place should be fired. Really. You do it like the Germans in World War II. If they went through these towns and a hit one of them, they'd line the whole town up and say: ""Until you talk you're all getting shot."" I really think that's what has to be done. I don't think you can be Mr. Nice-guy anymore ..."
And beat the out of them.,"But I wouldn't have if Hiss hadn't lied about knowing Chambers. The documents were old and out of date, like these Pentagon Papers. The key thing we proved was that Hiss was a liar. Then people bought it that he was a spy. It's the lie that gets you."
"But I wouldn't have if Hiss hadn't lied about knowing Chambers. The documents were old and out of date, like these Pentagon Papers. The key thing we proved was that Hiss was a liar. Then people bought it that he was a spy. It's the lie that gets you.",Hiss was protecting his wife. I've always believed that.
Hiss was protecting his wife. I've always believed that.,"When they know you've got something to protect, that's when they you!"
"Sorry, She's a little tipsy.",You mean smashed! She called up at midnight last week. Talking a bunch of Pat can't stand her.
You mean smashed! She called up at midnight last week. Talking a bunch of Pat can't stand her.,It's a thing she does. She talks at night.
It's a thing she does. She talks at night.,"Talks all day, too! How the can you put up with her, John?"
"Talks all day, too! How the can you put up with her, John?",What the -- I love her. And she's great in bed.
Rocky's full of No way he's going to get nominated west of the Hudson with a new wife. He's gonna be drinking Scotches in retirement at some country club with the rest of the Republicans.,Goes to show you all the moolah in the world can't buy you a brain.
Goes to show you all the moolah in the world can't buy you a brain.,"Well, he seems to have bought Kissinger."
"Well, he seems to have bought Kissinger.",The Jewboy's a Harvard with the morals of an eel -- sells himself to the highest bidder.
The Jewboy's a Harvard with the morals of an eel -- sells himself to the highest bidder.,"You're the one who should be in politics, John. You're tougher than I am. You never crack."
"You're the one who should be in politics, John. You're tougher than I am. You never crack.",That'll be the day.
That'll be the day.,Let's get out of here; it's too painful. I hate it. We went bowling last weekend. Next weekend we're going to the zoo. Whoever said there was life after politics was full of
Let's get out of here; it's too painful. I hate it. We went bowling last weekend. Next weekend we're going to the zoo. Whoever said there was life after politics was full of,"Make some money, prove yourself to the Wall Street crowd and let Goldwater and Rockefeller take the fall against Kennedy."
How many?,Four. Two boys. Two girls. And eight wounded.
Four. Two boys. Two girls. And eight wounded.,Jesus Christ!
Jesus Christ!,"One of the fathers was on the TV saying, ""My child was not a bum."" And it's playing like gangbusters. Hoover told me one of the girls was a nymph."
"One of the fathers was on the TV saying, ""My child was not a bum."" And it's playing like gangbusters. Hoover told me one of the girls was a nymph.",the press doesn't care about the facts. Cronkite's sticking it to me. It's their first big hit on Richard Nixon.
... Somebody should shoot the little,I wanna fight just as dirty as he does.
I wanna fight just as dirty as he does.,... Use his women.
... Use his women.,"... Any information you have, Edgar. The sonofabitch is not gonna steal from me again! Can you back me up on this? Can I count on your support?"
"Mr. President, the press guys asked if you could come back for a minute.",The with 'em.
"You know, Fred, they sell tickets.",Sir?
Sir?,"They sell tickets to an impeachment. Like a circus ... Okay, so they impeach me. Then it's a question of mathematics. How many votes do we have in the Senate?"
"plenty of people did their best writing in prison. Gandhi, Lenin ...",That's right.
That's right.,"What I know about this country, I ... I could rip it apart. If they want a public humiliation, that's what they'll get. But I will never resign this office. Where the am I?"
It makes us human ...,"It's not fair, Buddy. I can take the insults; I can take the name-calling. But I can't take the losing. I hate it."
"It's not fair, Buddy. I can take the insults; I can take the name-calling. But I can't take the losing. I hate it.","We don't have to put ourselves through this again,"
"We don't have to put ourselves through this again,",What do you mean? We worked for it. We earned it. It's ours.
What do you mean? We worked for it. We earned it. It's ours.,It is. We know that. And it's enough that we know. Just think of the girls. They're still young. We never see them. I lost my parents. I don't want them to lose theirs; I don't want them to grow up without a mother and father ...
It is. We know that. And it's enough that we know. Just think of the girls. They're still young. We never see them. I lost my parents. I don't want them to lose theirs; I don't want them to grow up without a mother and father ...,"Maybe I should get out of the game. What do you think, Buddy? Go back to being a lawyer and end up with something solid, some money at the end of the line ... You know, I keep thinking of my old man tonight. He was a failure, too."
"Maybe I should get out of the game. What do you think, Buddy? Go back to being a lawyer and end up with something solid, some money at the end of the line ... You know, I keep thinking of my old man tonight. He was a failure, too.","You're not a failure,"
"You're not a failure,",You know how much money he had in the bank when he died? Nothing. He was so damned honest ... But I miss him. I miss him a of a lot.
"He looked old, didn't he?","I asked him, ""Lyndon, what would you do, on a scale of one to ten?"" And he said, ""Bomb the out of Hanoi, boy! Bomb them where they live."" ... John, do you think I was too soft on TV?"
Not for the Pentagon it isn't. I'm kissing Mao's And the press is gonna find some way to shaft Nixon on this one.,It's not the press that matters. Nixon's wife is proud of him.
And what would I find out that I haven't known for years. What makes it so sad is that you couldn't confide in any of us. You had to make a record ... for the whole world.,They were for me. They're mine.
They were for me. They're mine.,No. They're not yours. They are you. You should burn them.
...Shot down on his own porch there in Hudspeth County. There was seven or eight of 'em come to the house. Wantin' this and wantin' that. Mac went back in and got his shotgun but they was way ahead of him. Shot him down in his own doorway. Aunt Ella run out and tried to stop the bleedin'. Him tryin to get hold of the shotgun again. They just set there on their horses watchin' him die. Finally one of 'em says somethin' in and they all turned and left out. Well Mac knew the score even if Aunt Ella didn't. Shot through the left lung and that was that. As they say.,When did he die?
When did he die?,Nineteen zero and nine.
Nineteen zero and nine.,"No, I mean was it right away or in the night or when was it."
"No, I mean was it right away or in the night or when was it.",Believe it was that night. She buried him the next mornin'. Diggin' in that hard caliche.
You can't afford one?,Don't wanna register it. I'll call you in a couple days.
Don't wanna register it. I'll call you in a couple days.,Promise?
Promise?,Yes I do.
Yes I do.,"I got a bad feelin', Llewelyn."
"I got a bad feelin', Llewelyn.",Well I got a good one. So they ought to even out. Quit worrying about everthing.
Well I got a good one. So they ought to even out. Quit worrying about everthing.,Mama's gonna raise
Mama's gonna raise,Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.,She is just gonna cuss you up'n down.
She is just gonna cuss you up'n down.,You should be used to that.
You should be used to that.,"I'm used to lots of things, I work at Wal-Mart."
"I'm used to lots of things, I work at Wal-Mart.","Not any more, Carla Jean. You're retired."
"Not any more, Carla Jean. You're retired.",Llewelyn?
Llewelyn?,Yes ma'am?
Yes ma'am?,"You are comin back, ain't ya?"
"You are comin back, ain't ya?",I shall return.
You don't know to a certainty. Twenty minutes it could be here.,I do know to a certainty. And you know what's going to happen now. You should admit your situation. There would be more dignity in it.
I do know to a certainty. And you know what's going to happen now. You should admit your situation. There would be more dignity in it.,You go to
"What business is it of yours where I'm from, friendo?",I didn't mean nothin' by it.
I didn't mean nothin' by it.,Didn't mean nothin'.
Didn't mean nothin'.,I was just passin' the time.
I was just passin' the time.,I guess that passes for manners in your cracker view of things.
...But that won't last.,"What is he supposed to be, the ultimate"
"What is he supposed to be, the ultimate",I don't think that's how I would describe him.
I don't think that's how I would describe him.,How would you describe him?
How would you describe him?,I guess I'd say... that he doesn't have a sense of humor. His name is Chigurh.
I guess I'd say... that he doesn't have a sense of humor. His name is Chigurh.,Sugar?
Sugar?,Chigurh. Anton Chigurh. You know how he found you?
Chigurh. Anton Chigurh. You know how he found you?,I know how he found me.
I know how he found me.,It's called a transponder.
It's called a transponder.,I know what it is. He won't find me again.
I know what it is. He won't find me again.,Not that way.
Not that way.,Not any way.
Not any way.,Took me about three hours.
Took me about three hours.,I been immobile.
I been immobile.,No. You don't understand.
Why you always gotta embarrass me? I been eating lunch with you since grade school and you always gotta embarrass me!,"They're just eggs, Elden, how embarrassing can eggs be?"
"They're just eggs, Elden, how embarrassing can eggs be?",...plenty
...plenty,"Who eats eggs for lunch, anyhow?"
"Who eats eggs for lunch, anyhow?","Mind your own business. You just said that so you could look at her a little longer, anyway..."
"Okay, let's go... I got nothing for the record yet.","Oww! My arm, careful!"
"Oww! My arm, careful!","Ahh, what'd you do now... fall off your bike again?"
"Ahh, what'd you do now... fall off your bike again?","No, it's nothing, I... my piranha just mauled me a little when I layed their food out."
"No, it's nothing, I... my piranha just mauled me a little when I layed their food out.","Good they're meat eaters, Roy, just drop the in there!"
"Good they're meat eaters, Roy, just drop the in there!","I can't... they prefer a more formal presentation. I don't usually go so close to the surface, but I was..."
"I can't... they prefer a more formal presentation. I don't usually go so close to the surface, but I was...","...you are so weird. Oh, and by the way, get the outta here!"
"...you are so weird. Oh, and by the way, get the outta here!","No, Elden, I need to..."
"No, Elden, I need to...","You need to get yourself gone from my crime scene. And leave Betty alone, she's..."
"You need to get yourself gone from my crime scene. And leave Betty alone, she's...","She knows who killed Del. Elden, she said it was a woman."
"She knows who killed Del. Elden, she said it was a woman.",It wasn't a woman.
It wasn't a woman.,Yes it was. Betty saw the whole thing! Your killer's name is Chloe...
Yes it was. Betty saw the whole thing! Your killer's name is Chloe...,"I'm tellin' you it wasn't no woman, Roy!"
What if the killers didn't see her? You published her picture -- you're gonna get her killed!,"No, we're bringing the community into the effort to find her."
"No, we're bringing the community into the effort to find her.",You're lying!
You're lying!,"I spoke to Betty Sizemore yesterday. That's right. There's no doubt in my mind, folks... she's on the run. Whether or not she's mixed up in all this remains to be seen..."
"I spoke to Betty Sizemore yesterday. That's right. There's no doubt in my mind, folks... she's on the run. Whether or not she's mixed up in all this remains to be seen...",That's Sheriff! You think she's a suspect!
That's Sheriff! You think she's a suspect!,"I'd like to apologize for our local boy. He's been in love with Betty since the fifth grade, y'see. He means well, but he's in over his head on this."
"What the do you want?... Hey, Sue Ann, what's up?",We think we know where Betty is.
We think we know where Betty is.,"Ah, Do I have to hear this now?"
That's a lie! I figured it out! I've been trying to tell this --,"you, Roy Ostrey!"
"you, Roy Ostrey!","-- small-time, pissant, Barney Fife --"
"You wanna see if he has more shells, go ahead. I say we wait...","No, no, no... you don't know about procedure! You don't send your best..."
"No, no, no... you don't know about procedure! You don't send your best...","I've got the working gun, Elden, me! You wasted all your bullets so you crawl out there."
"Uhh, no, we haven't picked a date yet... well, once he dumps her we will. He's out pricing banners... I don't expect him back.","""Banners?"""
"""Banners?""","You know, flags and he said ""for a livelier look"" or something."
Need something else?,"No, I was just... How you doing?"
"No, I was just... How you doing?",Great. Good. Content...
Great. Good. Content...,Oh. How come?
Oh. How come?,"I dunno. Job satisfaction, I guess... How's things at the Tip Top?"
"I dunno. Job satisfaction, I guess... How's things at the Tip Top?",They're fine... you miss it?
They're fine... you miss it?,You must be joking.
You must be joking.,"Hmm. So, Del get that car he sold you up and running yet?"
"Hmm. So, Del get that car he sold you up and running yet?","Oh, yeah, he's got things up and running, alright..."
"Oh, yeah, he's got things up and running, alright...","'Kay, good. Bye, then..."
"'Kay, good. Bye, then...","Uh-huh. Anyway, I'm thinking Easter, 'cause I just love pastels."
"You really... didn't have anything to do with what Del was doing, did you?",I have no idea what he was mixed up in... it was always something.
I have no idea what he was mixed up in... it was always something.,"So you weren't involved with him in his pathetic attempt to diversify? Were you mixed up in the drugs, Betty?"
"So you weren't involved with him in his pathetic attempt to diversify? Were you mixed up in the drugs, Betty?",Drugs? no! I'm totally against drugs.
Drugs? no! I'm totally against drugs.,"life is strange. I had you figured for this cold-blooded, calculating -- Not that I didn't admire you for it."
"I'm appreciably older than you, but my health is good. I take care of myself, and I got some money socked away. You'd never have to work again, that's for sure. I'd treat you like a queen.","Umm, I don't think that..."
"Umm, I don't think that...","Wait. Let me get this out. I like the symphony, walks in the rain, sunsets, animals and children. I read passionately, and I like to discuss things. I'm basically conservative, but flexible. I've been involved in the death of thirty- two people, but I can live with that because the world is lighter by thirty- two pieces of excuse my language."
"Wait. Let me get this out. I like the symphony, walks in the rain, sunsets, animals and children. I read passionately, and I like to discuss things. I'm basically conservative, but flexible. I've been involved in the death of thirty- two people, but I can live with that because the world is lighter by thirty- two pieces of excuse my language.","""Thirty-two?"""
"""Thirty-two?""","Well, thirty-three, but I'm not counting Del, on account of you... so, what do you think? You probably feel I'm flattering myself to see us together."
"Well, thirty-three, but I'm not counting Del, on account of you... so, what do you think? You probably feel I'm flattering myself to see us together.","I don't feel that, no. I just... I'm not really who you think I am."
"I don't feel that, no. I just... I'm not really who you think I am.","No one is, honey. Here, listen to this... ""If who I am and who I hope to be should meet one day, I know they will be friends."" Now that's beautiful."
"Hey, the FDA me on that when they changed the law, and you know it! Anyway, 'least I try still got some dreams left... you're a waitress, what do you got?","I got you, Del..."
"I got you, Del...","...well, then you ain't got much."
"...well, then you ain't got much.","Oh, I know. So, who're these clients?"
"Oh, I know. So, who're these clients?",Couple 'a guys in from outta town. They want to see the new LeSabres.
And I don't need Sue Ann's around to it up...,"Just knock it off, 'kay? Anyhow, they're 97's, they're not even new."
"Just knock it off, 'kay? Anyhow, they're 97's, they're not even new.",They're new to us...
What's the matter here?,I begged him to let me put that on!
I begged him to let me put that on!,He's a Merle?... You're a
"You know, the more I think about it, this really isn't David's kind of place.","What are you talking about? This bar is packed with professional people! Everybody says if you're going to get married, this is the spot to meet someone... Luckily, I'm currently off men, so I've got the luxury of not giving a"
"What are you talking about? This bar is packed with professional people! Everybody says if you're going to get married, this is the spot to meet someone... Luckily, I'm currently off men, so I've got the luxury of not giving a","I know what you mean, I recently had some trouble with a man, a different man... and David's still getting over Leslie. His wife."
"I know what you mean, I recently had some trouble with a man, a different man... and David's still getting over Leslie. His wife.",He has a wife?!
He has a wife?!,Had. She died in a car accident last year. She was decapitated.
Had. She died in a car accident last year. She was decapitated.,that's awful!
that's awful!,It may not have been an accident. They never did find her head...
It may not have been an accident. They never did find her head...,Her 'head'?! You're making this up...
Her 'head'?! You're making this up...,"No, no! Well, see, she was having an affair with a Russian diplomat who I believe was mixed up with the Mafia..."
"No, no! Well, see, she was having an affair with a Russian diplomat who I believe was mixed up with the Mafia...","Jesus, I thought my love life was crazy..."
Guess who I saw today.,Who?
Who?,Doctor David Ravell.
Doctor David Ravell.,What? Where was he?!
What? Where was he?!,ON TELEVISION!! Cut the will you!
Does he know you think he's real?,He is real.
He is real.,"Uh-huh... So, what'd you talk about?"
"Uh-huh... So, what'd you talk about?","Oh, my gosh, everything! My trip out here, what we've both been doing, you know..."
"Oh, my gosh, everything! My trip out here, what we've both been doing, you know...","No, I'm not sure I could begin to imagine... So, where'd you go?"
"No, I'm not sure I could begin to imagine... So, where'd you go?",To a party in the Hollywood Hills.
To a party in the Hollywood Hills.,Was it a huge place? With a view of the whole world?
Was it a huge place? With a view of the whole world?,Yes. I'd never been in a place like that before.
Yes. I'd never been in a place like that before.,"I have, lots of times. My mother used to clean them. I used to in their pools."
The you talking about?,Even Robert E. Lee was a loser.
Even Robert E. Lee was a loser.,"He goin' crazy on us, or what?"
"He goin' crazy on us, or what?","Did you know the most brutal, inhumane prison of the entire war was in Georgia?"
"Did you know the most brutal, inhumane prison of the entire war was in Georgia?","Really. And where was that, old man?"
"Really. And where was that, old man?",Andersonville. They did horrible things to men there...
Could you give us an example?,Of what?
Of what?,I'm asking you for an example of one of these dumb being a dumb
I'm asking you for an example of one of these dumb being a dumb,I don't follow...
I don't follow...,"You're not a dumb are you, Del?"
"You're not a dumb are you, Del?",No...
No...,"I didn't think so. So, give me an example of a person doing a thing. Not being you're equipped to recognize it."
"I didn't think so. So, give me an example of a person doing a thing. Not being you're equipped to recognize it.","Are we gonna do business here, or not?"
I still don't understand how you knew Del was telling the truth.,"I saw his soul Wesley. He was face to face with his and no one lies in that situation. But your Geronimo act rattled me, and I abandoned my instincts. Never abandon you instincts."
"I saw his soul Wesley. He was face to face with his and no one lies in that situation. But your Geronimo act rattled me, and I abandoned my instincts. Never abandon you instincts.",I didn't. You gave me a look!
I didn't. You gave me a look!,What 'look'?
What 'look'?,"That one look you got! I thought you were done, so I took him out..."
"That one look you got! I thought you were done, so I took him out...","I wasn't done, I was just sick of hearing him whine. And you didn't take him out, you scalped him. Christ, I almost puked, did I tell you that?"
"I wasn't done, I was just sick of hearing him whine. And you didn't take him out, you scalped him. Christ, I almost puked, did I tell you that?","Well, why'd you have to tell that Indian story?"
"Well, why'd you have to tell that Indian story?",What the does that mean? If I'd told a Ty Cobb story would you have clubbed him to death with a bat?
"What the was that, another statement?","Well, no one ever spit in my face before. Especially some cracker"
"Well, no one ever spit in my face before. Especially some cracker",You have to rise above it. The professionals rise above that kind of thing...
Maybe you don't appreciate the gravity of this situation. It's bad enough that we don't have what we came here for. It's worse that we don't know where it is. And now this. This was supposed to be my last job. I already put the deposit down on my boat. How can you eat at a time like this? I get nauseous just watching you...,I can eat because I know we didn't kidnap that woman. I can eat because they aren't looking for us. And I can eat 'cause I'm hungry... ...relax. She's gonna end up on a milk carton and that's about it.
I can eat because I know we didn't kidnap that woman. I can eat because they aren't looking for us. And I can eat 'cause I'm hungry... ...relax. She's gonna end up on a milk carton and that's about it.,I hope you're right...
I hope you're right...,"...I know I am. Let's just do what we gotta do here, and get the gone."
So she gets rid of the and is set for life in the same day.,You think so? Joyce says she's timid.
You think so? Joyce says she's timid.,Joyce was Del.
Joyce was Del.,...among others.
...among others.,"I'd say that about torches her credibility, wouldn't you?"
"I'd say that about torches her credibility, wouldn't you?","Yeah, well, if the wife's trying to sell it she'll up. She's an amateur, just like Del was."
"No, I see Betty as a Midwestern Stoic type. Ice water in her veins. A clear thinker. Probably a Swede or a Finn.",A 'Finn?' What is a Finn?
A 'Finn?' What is a Finn?,"You should read more. Listen to me. I think this woman was waiting for a chance to do this, and we gave it to her. She kept to herself for years, living with a pompous Then she sees her opportunity, and BOOM! -- she leaves that little mudpatch in the dust. These heartlanders can't figure it out, 'cause that's not their sweet little Betty. Hah! We've been tracking her for, what, three days and I already understand her better'n most the people in that little burg."
"Betty, Betty, Betty...",So what the fuck's a Finn?
So what the fuck's a Finn?,"Oh, for Chrissakes. It just means the kind of person who can eat for a long time without complaining, then cut their momma's throat and go dancing the same night."
"Oh, for Chrissakes. It just means the kind of person who can eat for a long time without complaining, then cut their momma's throat and go dancing the same night.",Like... us?
Like... us?,"No,... like a worthy adversary, Wesley. Like a very worthy adversary."
"Thas' it, thas' it... conquer that What time're they coming?","It's not an exact science, Wesley. He said they'll be here... My Houston contact has always been very reliable."
"It's not an exact science, Wesley. He said they'll be here... My Houston contact has always been very reliable.",And then we're gonna do her right here. Right?
And then we're gonna do her right here. Right?,"You're always so coarse... ""Do her right here."" Let's just see what happens, okay? ""I wish that I could find a way; To speak my thoughts on Mother's Day. There are no words that quite express; My gratitude or happiness. A pleasant smile perhaps a kiss; I would not fail to give her this. I'd make her glad the whole day through; By sayin' 'Mother', I love you!' P.S. I wish I could say this to my mother's face, but I can't anymore."""
"Let's get out of here. We got another long drive ahead of us. ...the where I do not know, but I know it's gonna be long.",Betty would never dress like that. She's not some trailer park
"They said find it. Find her, find it. Finish the job you were paid to do.",Half.
Half.,What?
What?,They paid us half. They still owe us half...
They paid us half. They still owe us half...,"There it is again. That lousy attitude that got us here in the first place. That ""make a statement,"" do an end zone dance, shake your and sue everybody in sight attitude that's dragging this whole country down the drain. They don't owe us Wesley! WHEN YOU FINISH THE JOB, YOU GET PAID!! WE HAVEN'T FINISHED THE JOB!!"
"You don't look comfortable here. That's 'cause you don't like being the center of attention, do you? Nah. You're like me.",What the hell's the matter with you?
What? What does she represent?! What could some cornbread white from Kansas who's dragging our sorry up and down the Louisiana Purchase possibly mean to you?!! I'd just love to know...,I dunno... something. Why is she doing this to me? Why?...
I dunno... something. Why is she doing this to me? Why?...,"I don't know, but when we find her she's gonna die for it."
We should go.,We don't have time to look at a hole in the ground. We can make Vegas in four hours. This one's got to be her.
We don't have time to look at a hole in the ground. We can make Vegas in four hours. This one's got to be her.,"It's a very moving experience, trust me."
"It's a very moving experience, trust me.",No.
No.,One of the Seven Natural Wonders of the World.
One of the Seven Natural Wonders of the World.,No... be dark before we get there. You wanna see the Grand Canyon at night?
No... be dark before we get there. You wanna see the Grand Canyon at night?,"What difference does it make? She wasn't in Kansas City, or Houston, or Dallas. We went to every place Del mentioned and no Betty. So what the makes you think she's in Vegas? You think she's waiting for us with tassles on her Vegas is too crass for Betty."
"What difference does it make? She wasn't in Kansas City, or Houston, or Dallas. We went to every place Del mentioned and no Betty. So what the makes you think she's in Vegas? You think she's waiting for us with tassles on her Vegas is too crass for Betty.","I said, 'No.' N-O."
"""When I grow up I'm going to become a nurse or a veterinarian. I always want to help people and value all life, be it animal, plant or mineral..."" Does that sound like a showgirl to you?",Do you hear yourself right now...? Like a madman...
"Well, guess what? I found Betty... where she's been, anyway.",Where? Where is she?
Where? Where is she?,I'm not telling.
I'm not telling.,What?
What?,I'm not telling 'til you straighten up. You been acting like Jerry Lewis on me and this shit's gotta stop or you can forget about your Betty... I mean it.
So you believed the bartender. Why?,Well... I think I saw her soul.
Well... I think I saw her soul.,"That's good. You're learning. But let me tell you why I know she was lying. First off, Betty would never fall for a soap star. It's beneath her."
"That's good. You're learning. But let me tell you why I know she was lying. First off, Betty would never fall for a soap star. It's beneath her.","I dunno, that lady sounded pretty sure..."
"I dunno, that lady sounded pretty sure...","No, no, Betty came here strictly for business, 'cause it's the biggest market for what she's selling. I should have known it all along. I'm kicking myself as I shave here. So, first thing we..."
"No, no, Betty came here strictly for business, 'cause it's the biggest market for what she's selling. I should have known it all along. I'm kicking myself as I shave here. So, first thing we...","Wait, wait, wait a minute... that doesn't make sense."
"Wait, wait, wait a minute... that doesn't make sense.",What doesn't?
What doesn't?,"You gimme this Psychic Friends theory, you believe that dumbshit trucker, you believe this woman..."
"You gimme this Psychic Friends theory, you believe that dumbshit trucker, you believe this woman...",I never said that I believed...
I never said that I believed...,"No, you believed her, we drove all the way to L.A. so that means you trusted her that much... so why's the rest of her story suddenly so kooky? Huh?"
"No, you believed her, we drove all the way to L.A. so that means you trusted her that much... so why's the rest of her story suddenly so kooky? Huh?",'Cause I just don't buy it. Call it instinct. Call it 35 years of professional know-how...
'Cause I just don't buy it. Call it instinct. Call it 35 years of professional know-how...,I call it 'nutty' as my after I eat Almond Roca...
I call it 'nutty' as my after I eat Almond Roca...,You need to remember who you're talking to...
You need to remember who you're talking to...,I need to get my head examined. You can't rule something out on a whim. Or because she's cute. I've been following your whims all across the U.S. of A. and now I'm tired! Me!
I need to get my head examined. You can't rule something out on a whim. Or because she's cute. I've been following your whims all across the U.S. of A. and now I'm tired! Me!,Wesley...
Wesley...,"""It's beneath her..."" She's a mother housewife... nothing's beneath her!"
What in the... What the is this? You've been holding out on me. All this time!,It just didn't fit her profile...
It just didn't fit her profile...,the profile! That's the same guy!!
the profile! That's the same guy!!,She can't be here because of a... a soap opera. Not a soap opera. That'd make her...
She can't be here because of a... a soap opera. Not a soap opera. That'd make her...,...crazy! No Shaft!! And you ain't far behind...
...crazy! No Shaft!! And you ain't far behind...,"...but she's, no, Betty's smarter than that. She wouldn't be here for a..."
"...but she's, no, Betty's smarter than that. She wouldn't be here for a...",I do not know how the you lasted an hour in this job! Dragging our around with the answer to our prayers in your jacket... a picture of that right next to the...
"What do your instincts tell you to do now, kid?",Leave. Take this back to Detroit and get the rest of our money.
Leave. Take this back to Detroit and get the rest of our money.,"We could do that. I could be on my way to Florida, and you could go to Thailand and your brains out."
"We could do that. I could be on my way to Florida, and you could go to Thailand and your brains out.","...but that's not what we're gonna do, is it?"
"...but that's not what we're gonna do, is it?","No... if we don't finish this job, how are we gonna look at ourselves in the mirror? This is it for me, Wesley, she's the last one. My instinct says I gotta see this through with her, and if there's one thing I've tried to teach you here --"
"No... if we don't finish this job, how are we gonna look at ourselves in the mirror? This is it for me, Wesley, she's the last one. My instinct says I gotta see this through with her, and if there's one thing I've tried to teach you here --",It's to follow my instincts. And my instincts say get the out of Dodge.
It's to follow my instincts. And my instincts say get the out of Dodge.,"No, I said to follow 'my' instincts. Now, we go up there and conclude our business. Case closed."
"Betty, I thought this would be the best way. You know, throw you into it...",What the hell's going on?
What the hell's going on?,"If you need a minute, that's okay. But I thought you'd want to --"
"This story is beyond belief, which is perfect for us. It's free advertising and it's gonna run for months.",I don't think she can do it. You saw what happened.
I don't think she can do it. You saw what happened.,You it up. Who wouldn't freeze in those circumstances? And I don't care what her problems are. She wouldn't be the first one in that cast with problems. We have nothing to lose by making her an offer.
You it up. Who wouldn't freeze in those circumstances? And I don't care what her problems are. She wouldn't be the first one in that cast with problems. We have nothing to lose by making her an offer.,What about me? Don't you wanna know how I feel about it? I'm the one who...
What about me? Don't you wanna know how I feel about it? I'm the one who...,Why would I give a how you feel. And I got news for you. I loved your 'icy water' idea the other day... I'm toying with the idea of killing David Ravell off in a boating accident.
Why would I give a how you feel. And I got news for you. I loved your 'icy water' idea the other day... I'm toying with the idea of killing David Ravell off in a boating accident.,That's not a bad idea. How many episodes before he comes back?
"I don't know what you think you'll find, anyway.","Names, a phone number, something... Listen, Ballard told me that the guy who brought the missing car down from Detroit was murdered, but do you see him doing anything about it? If Ballard wasn't such a stubborn I wouldn't have to be breaking in here..."
"SHUT UP! Shut the up, both of you, before I you!",I'm the one who watched the show... I was...
I'm the one who watched the show... I was...,Did Chloe crack?
Did Chloe crack?,Totally. She came apart like a house of cards. They dropped the charges...
Totally. She came apart like a house of cards. They dropped the charges...,how 'bout Jasmine?
how 'bout Jasmine?,She's a lesbian.
"You lie,",I swear to
I see. Did Chloe testify?,I don't think she will. She's a but I just don't think she's that mean. Jasmine'll bring her around...
I don't think she will. She's a but I just don't think she's that mean. Jasmine'll bring her around...,"Jasmine... Do you have yesterday's show on tape, by any chance?"
"Baptism. You two are just dumber'n a bag of hammers. Well, I guess you're my cross to bear-","Pull over, Everett - let's give that colored boy a lift."
Now wuddya suppose is eatin' George?,"Well ya know, Delmar, they say that with a thrill-seekin' personality, what goes up must come down. Top of the world one minute, haunted by megrims the next. Yep, it's like our friend George is a alley cat and his own humors're swingin' him by the tail. But don't worry, Delmar; he'll be back on top again. I don't think we've heard the last of George Nelson."
"I'm just makin' a point, you sonofabitch!","Okay, Pappy."
"Y'ignorant sack a guts! Why we'd look like a buncha Johnnie-Come-Latelies braggin' on our own midget! Don't matter how stumpy! And that's the problem right there - people think this Stokes got fresh ideas, he's oh coorant and we the past.",Problem a p'seption.
You don't know where his folks from; you speakin' outcha,Well now Pappy I wouldn't put it that strong...
Pete's cousin turned us in for the bounty!,The you say! Wash is kin!
Who was fixing to betray us!,You didn't know that at the time!
You didn't know that at the time!,So I borrowed it till I did know!
So I borrowed it till I did know!,That don't make no sense!
That don't make no sense!,"Pete, it's a fool looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart. What the hell's that singing?"
"Well, I'll be a sonofabitch. Delmar's been saved!","Pete, don't be ignorant-"
"The it ain't square one! Ain't no one gonna pick up three filthy unshaved hitchhikers, and one of 'em a know-it-all that can't keep his trap shut!","Pete, the personal rancor reflected in that remark I don't intend to dignify with comment, but I would like to address your general attitude of hopeless negativism. Consider the lilies a the field, take a look at Delmar here as your paradigm a hope."
"Hot boy, I almost believe you did sell your soul to the devil!","Boys, that was some mighty fine pickin' and singin'. You just sign these papers and I'll give you ten dollars apiece."
"Boys, that was some mighty fine pickin' and singin'. You just sign these papers and I'll give you ten dollars apiece.","Okay sir, but Mert and Aloysius'll have to scratch Xes - only four of us can write."
"Now what can I do you for, Mister French?",How can I lay hold a the Soggy Bottom Boys?
How can I lay hold a the Soggy Bottom Boys?,"Soggy Bottom Boys - I don't precisely recollect, uh -"
"Soggy Bottom Boys - I don't precisely recollect, uh -","They cut a record in here, few days ago, old-timey harmony thing with a guitar Accump-accump-uh-"
"They cut a record in here, few days ago, old-timey harmony thing with a guitar Accump-accump-uh-","Oh I remember 'em, colored fellas I believe, swell bunch a boys, sung into yon can and skedaddled."
"Oh I remember 'em, colored fellas I believe, swell bunch a boys, sung into yon can and skedaddled.",Well that record has just gone through the roof! They're playin' it as far away as Mobile! The whole state's goin' ape!
Well that record has just gone through the roof! They're playin' it as far away as Mobile! The whole state's goin' ape!,It was a powerful air.
It was a powerful air.,"Hot we gotta find those boys! Sign 'em to a big contract! Hell's bells, Mr. Lunn, if we don't the competition will!"
"Hot we gotta find those boys! Sign 'em to a big contract! Hell's bells, Mr. Lunn, if we don't the competition will!","Oh mercy, yes. You gotta beat that competition."
"Languishing! campaign is languishing! We need a shot inna arm! Hear me, boys? Inna ARM! Election held tomorra, that sonofabitch Stokes would win it in a walk!","Well he's the reform candidate, Daddy."
"Hi, Byron.","Zack, you little You haven't changed a bit!"
"Zack, you little You haven't changed a bit!","Neither have you, pard!"
So what're you doing in Seattle?,Get ready pard. This one's gonna blow you away.
Get ready pard. This one's gonna blow you away.,"Zackie, nothing you do will ever surprise me, pard, not after some of the you've pulled."
"Zackie, nothing you do will ever surprise me, pard, not after some of the you've pulled.",I joined the Navy.
You... in the Navy?,That's right. I'm on my way over to this officer school in Port Ranier.
That's right. I'm on my way over to this officer school in Port Ranier.,Why?
Why?,To fly jets. To be the fastest in the world. You gotta come and visit me. I'm only a couple hours away.
To fly jets. To be the fastest in the world. You gotta come and visit me. I'm only a couple hours away.,Who gave you this idea?
Who gave you this idea?,Nobody. It just came to me.
"Don't be I'm on your side, Pard. I just don't want you to do something you'll regret. You gotta give six years to the Navy if you wanna fly... that's six years with the most uptight assholes put on this earth. Officers aren't like you and me, man. It's another breed.","You afraid you'll have to salute me, Chief?"
"You afraid you'll have to salute me, Chief?",no! Why would I care about something as dumb as that?
no! Why would I care about something as dumb as that?,"I don't know. That's just how it sounded. Well, I'll see you."
"Hey, what did you want? A lot of fatherly A big pat on the back?","From you, pard? Never. Thanks for the graduation present."
"From you, pard? Never. Thanks for the graduation present.","Hey, Zackie -- don't go away mad."
Who's that?,Nobody. Just a girl I've been making it with the last couple of weekends.
Nobody. Just a girl I've been making it with the last couple of weekends.,Great
Great,"Yeah, I sort of thought so myself."
"Yeah, I sort of thought so myself.","Better watch out for that kind, Zackie. You know what they call 'em, don't ya?"
"Better watch out for that kind, Zackie. You know what they call 'em, don't ya?","Yeah, I know."
"Yeah, I know.","Back east in Newport, Rhode Island, they call 'em the Fall River Debs. In Pensacola, the Mobile Debs. In Norfolk --"
"Back east in Newport, Rhode Island, they call 'em the Fall River Debs. In Pensacola, the Mobile Debs. In Norfolk --",That what she was... a Norfolk Deb?
That what she was... a Norfolk Deb?,"Who? Aw Zackie, let's not get off on your mother again, please."
"Who? Aw Zackie, let's not get off on your mother again, please.","What if I want to talk about her, pard? What then? You know, that's all I've ever heard from you, since I was a kid... you never want to talk about that, man, and it's important."
"What if I want to talk about her, pard? What then? You know, that's all I've ever heard from you, since I was a kid... you never want to talk about that, man, and it's important.",There's nothing to talk about. Two times I made it with your old lady. We barely even talked.
That's not how she told it. She said you wrote her every week you were away.,I wrote. Not every week...
I wrote. Not every week...,"She said you told her in every letter how much you loved her, how you wanted to marry her, have children with her..."
"She said you told her in every letter how much you loved her, how you wanted to marry her, have children with her...",I never said any of that!
I never said any of that!,"I found them, pard, and read them myself, right after she did it!"
"I found them, pard, and read them myself, right after she did it!","Okay, I wrote those things... and yeah, I had big thoughts of getting together with your mom... but when she hit me with being pregnant, I saw who she was. I'd had quiff lay that on me before!"
"Okay, I wrote those things... and yeah, I had big thoughts of getting together with your mom... but when she hit me with being pregnant, I saw who she was. I'd had quiff lay that on me before!","What did you call her? What did I hear you call her, you son of a"
"Zack, we've got to go.","Just trying to have fun. That prison is really starting to get to me. C'mon, Seeger. Gimme a push. you guys! I'll do it myself!"
"Are you laughing at me,","No, sir!"
"Stop eyeballing me, mister! I've looked through your file and done a little checking, and I know it all. I know about your mother. I know your old man's an alcoholic and a chaser. Life sure has dealt you some cards! Hasn't it, Mayo?","I'm doing okay, sir."
"I'm doing okay, sir.","No you're not. You're failing the big one, baby, and I don't just mean in here. I mean in life. I've watched you, Mayo, and you don't mesh. You and joke around but you don't make friends, not the way the others do."
"Hey, what do you say we call off this little charade of yours over a couple of beers at Trader Jon's...? Come on, man. You're about as close to being officer material as me.","Sir, this candidate believes he'll make a good officer, sir!"
"Sir, this candidate believes he'll make a good officer, sir!","No way, Mayo. You don't give a about anybody but yourself and every single one of your classmates knows it. Think they'd trust you behind the controls of a plane they have to fly in? Hey, man, I figure you for the kind of guy who'd zip off one day in my F-14 and sell it to the Cubans."
"No way, Mayo. You don't give a about anybody but yourself and every single one of your classmates knows it. Think they'd trust you behind the controls of a plane they have to fly in? Hey, man, I figure you for the kind of guy who'd zip off one day in my F-14 and sell it to the Cubans.","Sir, that's not true! I love my country!"
"Sir, that's not true! I love my country!","Sell it to the Air Force, Mayo!"
What did you call me?,Pardon?
Pardon?,"What did you call me, boy?"
"What did you call me, boy?",I called you Sarge.
I called you Sarge.,Before that.
Before that.,I didn't call you anything before that.
I didn't call you anything before that.,"You said, 'How're you?' I am not a 'ewe,' boy! A ewe is a female sheep, boy! Is that what you think I am, boy?"
"You said, 'How're you?' I am not a 'ewe,' boy! A ewe is a female sheep, boy! Is that what you think I am, boy?",No.
No.,"No, sir!"
"No, sir!","No, sir."
"No, sir.","Lauder, Sweet Pea!"
"Lauder, Sweet Pea!","No, sir!"
"No, sir!",Do you want to me up the boy? Is that why you called me a 'ewe'? Are you a
Do you want to me up the boy? Is that why you called me a 'ewe'? Are you a,"No, sir."
"No, sir.","Where are you from, boy?"
"Where are you from, boy?","Oklahoma City, Oklahoma."
"Oklahoma City, Oklahoma.","Only two things come out of Oklahoma, steers and Which one are you, boy? I don't see any horns so you must be a"
"Only two things come out of Oklahoma, steers and Which one are you, boy? I don't see any horns so you must be a","No, sir."
"No, sir.","Stop whispering, Sweet Pea, you're giving me a hard on!"
"Paula, how far would you go to catch Zack?",What do you mean?
What do you mean?,You know what I mean. Would you... let yourself get pregnant?
You know what I mean. Would you... let yourself get pregnant?,No way... Would you?
No way... Would you?,"I never used to think I'd do something like that, but now I'm not so sure. You ask me, nine weeks just ain't long enough to get a guy to fall in love with you."
"I never used to think I'd do something like that, but now I'm not so sure. You ask me, nine weeks just ain't long enough to get a guy to fall in love with you.","That don't justify trying to trap a boy by getting pregnant, Lynette! Nothing justifies that. I can't believe you're even thinking like that. I mean, that's really backward."
"That don't justify trying to trap a boy by getting pregnant, Lynette! Nothing justifies that. I can't believe you're even thinking like that. I mean, that's really backward.","No more backward, if you ask me, than the way these hotshot assholes us, then ditch us. Don't you ever feel used, Paula? Don't you ever feel like if this is all you get for your trouble then the sonofabitch ought to be paying for it...?"
"No more backward, if you ask me, than the way these hotshot assholes us, then ditch us. Don't you ever feel used, Paula? Don't you ever feel like if this is all you get for your trouble then the sonofabitch ought to be paying for it...?",No. I never feel like that.
No. I never feel like that.,I do.
"You little How could you? Was there ever a baby, Lynette? That's all I want to know! Did you make up that baby, Lynette? Did you??","Of course there was a baby. I'd never lie about something like that. Would I, Paula?"
"Hey, what kind of name is Pokrifki?",Polish. What kind of name is Mayo?
Polish. What kind of name is Mayo?,Italian. My mom was Irish. I got her ears. But the rest is all
Italian. My mom was Irish. I got her ears. But the rest is all,"Where are you from, Mayo the"
"Where are you from, Mayo the","Everywhere and nowhere, Paula the"
"Everywhere and nowhere, Paula the",Seriously.
Seriously.,My father is a Rear Admiral in the Seventh Fleet.
My father is a Rear Admiral in the Seventh Fleet.,Really?
Really?,"Yeah. We've lived all over the world. Katmandu, Moscow, Nairobi."
"Yeah. We've lived all over the world. Katmandu, Moscow, Nairobi.","Really? I've never been out of Washington except once when I visited this aunt of mine over to Portland. I mean, over at Portland. Ain't it pathetic the way folks talk around here?"
I don't know who you think you're talking to! I ain't some you brought here! I've been trying to be your friend and you treat me like,Be a friend. Leave.
Be a friend. Leave.,"You got no manners and you never tell the truth! You're nothin' special. And if you ask me, you got no chance at all of being an officer!"
"Hey, man, is the money you're making off this worth the risk of getting us all kicked out of here on an honor violation?",I don't notice anyone else complaining.
How about that He told me he wasn't officer material because he grew up poor like me.,He said he grew up poor?
He said he grew up poor?,The kid on the windy side of the baker's window. That's how he put it.
The kid on the windy side of the baker's window. That's how he put it.,Foley's not poor. Buddy of mine in oh-four told me he's the son of a rich doctor down in Louisiana.
Talk to me in the morning. I feel like,But it can't wait.
"Calm down, Sweet Pea. She seen a doctor?","No, but she's gotta be at least a month late."
"No, but she's gotta be at least a month late.",Doesn't mean Get her to a doctor. You can't do anything until you hear what he says. Make the appointment yourself.
What the is funny about this?, 
 ,There is not one thing funny here.
There is not one thing funny here.,"Who else but could think this up? I spend ten years building those rooms to keep people out, now I gotta figure out how to get in. man, He just loves the irony."
You should see the look on your face.,The did you do that for?!
The did you do that for?!,"Fuckin' thinks he knows me. Drives his German car up to 125th Street a couple of times, buys a few rounds, thinks he's a tough guy, thinks he knows me. You don't know one thing about me!"
Stop it! Stop it!,Who's the clown now? Huh?! Who's the clown now?!
The does she want?,"I don't know, she keeps screamin' the same thing over and over."
"You're wasting your time, man, you're wasting my time. You don't know how to do this, and the longer we stay in here, the more likely she's gonna lose it and call the cops!",Are you gonna open the safe?
#NAME?,"You're here with me, you're already on the hook for one. Buy one, you get the rest for the same price. You know that."
"You're here with me, you're already on the hook for one. Buy one, you get the rest for the same price. You know that.",Get the away from me.
Get the away from me.,The kid in here. The other two when we come out.
WHO THE BREAKS IN THROUGH THE NEIGHBOR'S HOUSE?!,We've got the Kid! WE'VE GOT YOUR KID!! What the is she thinking?!
We've got the Kid! WE'VE GOT YOUR KID!! What the is she thinking?!,"She's got your gun, that's what she's thinking! The you had to bring a gun for?!"
"I mean, right? Isn't it?",You're an idiot.
 ,"A guy shows you a gun, Burnham, and you insult him? Hey, who's the idiot? Huh?"
"A guy shows you a gun, Burnham, and you insult him? Hey, who's the idiot? Huh?",Where did you get this clown?
Where did you get this clown?,"I met him at the tables, same as you. And frankly, I'm grateful we have a little muscle right about now."
"I met him at the tables, same as you. And frankly, I'm grateful we have a little muscle right about now.",What tables? I've never seen him before.
What tables? I've never seen him before.,Different tables.
Different tables.,The did you bring a gun for?
"Yes. Yes, it's all terrible ironic and amusing. You Now how are you gonna get us into that room?",Can't. Whole point. Can't get in the room.
Be quiet.,"We're trying to scare them, not them!"
"We're trying to scare them, not them!",They're coughing.
They're coughing.,They're gonna die in there!
They're gonna die in there!,"Nobody is gonna die, man, will you please have the balls to follow through with a good idea? Think about it, what would you do if you were them, stay in there and choke to death, or come out?! Huh? We're just getting them to come out for forty-five minutes, forty-five minutes! The worst that's gonna happen is they pass out, we drag 'em out here into the fresh air, and they'll be fine."
"Nobody is gonna die, man, will you please have the balls to follow through with a good idea? Think about it, what would you do if you were them, stay in there and choke to death, or come out?! Huh? We're just getting them to come out for forty-five minutes, forty-five minutes! The worst that's gonna happen is they pass out, we drag 'em out here into the fresh air, and they'll be fine.","Junior, you gigantic idiot, how are we supposed to get into the room if they pass out?"
"Hey man, after all we went through I am not walking out when we're this close.","Close? Are you insane? We're nowhere near close! this, I'll make an anonymous phone call on Monday, they'll find the floor safe, and I'll inherit the Little piece of it, anyway, it's better than nothing."
"Close? Are you insane? We're nowhere near close! this, I'll make an anonymous phone call on Monday, they'll find the floor safe, and I'll inherit the Little piece of it, anyway, it's better than nothing.",What about us?
Can we come in?,Stop asking me that. I'm fine. Who called you?
Stop asking me that. I'm fine. Who called you?,You don't look so good.
You don't look so good.,"You wake me out of a sound sleep at four in the morning and then tell me I look like Of course I look like you don't look so hot yourself, Jack. I'm freezing here, thank you for checking, can I go?"
Master bath.,"The hotel guy? It's been in the papers lately. His kids are all suing each other over his estate. He was a total recluse, paranoid, rich as he was worth thirty million or something, now it turns out they can't find half of it. Somebody took something didn't belong to them!"
"The hotel guy? It's been in the papers lately. His kids are all suing each other over his estate. He was a total recluse, paranoid, rich as he was worth thirty million or something, now it turns out they can't find half of it. Somebody took something didn't belong to them!",I hardly see how family gossip is germane to showing the property.
I hardly see how family gossip is germane to showing the property.,"Stop calling it the property, you sound ridiculous."
"Stop calling it the property, you sound ridiculous.",Master closet.
"Hey, this is perfect for you... Absolutely! You're a woman, you're living alone now. Your alarm goes off, or you head glass break, or for whatever reason you think someone's broken into your home in the middle of the night. What are you going to do? Call the police and wait until they get here on Tuesday? Traipse downstairs in your sexy little underthings and check it out? I think not!","Reinforced steel core walls. Buried phone line, completely separate, not connected to the house's main line and never exposed throughout the house's infrastructure or outside the house -- you can call the police; nobody can cut you off. Your own ventilation system, complete with oxygen scrubber, so you've got plenty of fresh air for as long as you like. And a bank of video monitors --"
Cut it back a little bit.,No way.
No way.,"He's right, we can't get into the room if they're dead!"
"We're not gonna do anything about him, he's fine.",If you think I'm gonna let my half of the fourteen million bucks slip away because of --
If you think I'm gonna let my half of the fourteen million bucks slip away because of --,"""Half?"" What did you, take a nap in math class? Three people, three shares, one third. Four point six six six repeating."
"""Half?"" What did you, take a nap in math class? Three people, three shares, one third. Four point six six six repeating.","I'm just saying, the man is a problem. And he's your problem. Wasn't me idea to bring him along."
"I'm just saying, the man is a problem. And he's your problem. Wasn't me idea to bring him along.","That's right, Raoul, it wasn't your idea, none of this was your idea, it was mine, it's my family we're ripping off, it's my grandfather who built that room, it was my idea to get the plans, I found the floor safe, and it was my idea to ask a guy who builds these rooms to help break into one! Me, me, me, I, I, I, at no point did I say ""you"" or Raoul,"" got it?"
"That's right, Raoul, it wasn't your idea, none of this was your idea, it was mine, it's my family we're ripping off, it's my grandfather who built that room, it was my idea to get the plans, I found the floor safe, and it was my idea to ask a guy who builds these rooms to help break into one! Me, me, me, I, I, I, at no point did I say ""you"" or Raoul,"" got it?",He puts his hands on me again I'll bury a slug in his ear.
He puts his hands on me again I'll bury a slug in his ear.,"No, you will not, because without Burnham there's no way in we're gonna get into that safe, so as far as I'm concerned he can paint your blue and run it up a flagpole and you won't lay a finger on him, you understand me?"
"No, you will not, because without Burnham there's no way in we're gonna get into that safe, so as far as I'm concerned he can paint your blue and run it up a flagpole and you won't lay a finger on him, you understand me?","Don't take no tone of voice with me, Homes."
"Don't take no tone of voice with me, Homes.","What is this you're talking all of a sudden? You're a bus driver, ""Homes,"" you live in Flatbush, so please don't start spouting some Elmore Leonard you just heard because I saw that movie too,"
We're not coming out. We're not letting you in. Get out of my house.,Say
Say, 
 ,"""Get the out of my house."""
"""Get the out of my house.""",Get the out of my house!
"Okay, listen, honey, you went double digit here, you must have been shooting out adrenaline like crazy, we gotta bring your blood sugar back up, okay? Can you hear me?","I'm dizzy, not deaf."
"I'm dizzy, not deaf.","Hey, she's still a smart excellent sign. Did you see any sugar in here? Any candy bars, anything sweet?"
"Hey, she's still a smart excellent sign. Did you see any sugar in here? Any candy bars, anything sweet?",Huh uh.
Huh uh.,"Okay, you just gotta calm yourself down, that's all, just stay calm and your adrenaline will go back to normal and you'll be fine."
"Okay, you just gotta calm yourself down, that's all, just stay calm and your adrenaline will go back to normal and you'll be fine.",What if I keep dropping?
What if I keep dropping?,Not an option.
Not an option.,What if I do?
Alma!? I uhh I don't think...,What do you mean? We're black ain't we? And we care about improving the plight of out people don't we? Or you figure oppression stops at that thing dangling between your legs!
What do you mean? We're black ain't we? And we care about improving the plight of out people don't we? Or you figure oppression stops at that thing dangling between your legs!,Uhh... I with it sister but...
Uhh... I with it sister but...,"But nothing, we want full fledged membership in the Black Panther Party... and none of this ""Okay sugah as long as you stay in the background washing my socks and rubbing my feet"" either!"
Tyrone...,Oh Alma... you're...
Oh Alma... you're...,"I'm okay... listen to me... Let's go with Judge, check it out."
"I'm okay... listen to me... Let's go with Judge, check it out.",What?!? Don't tell me you're buying this?
"Sit down, This concerns you too. I don't need to say that your department's handling of the Black Panthers -- particularly Inspector Brimmer's ""undercover operation"" has been a complete travesty.",Just hold on a minute. I...
"I expect to hear from you soon. If Huey Newton takes a I want to know how big it was. Otherwise I'm gonna come looking for you. And I won't be as ""friendly"" as today.",I got you.
Why didn't you tell us about the party you boys were planning at the capitol?,man. It was... you know spontaneous.
man. It was... you know spontaneous.,Spontaneous my You told the press and you don't tell me. Remember you're working for us.
Spontaneous my You told the press and you don't tell me. Remember you're working for us.,Yeah... whatever you say.
Yeah... whatever you say.,Are you with me? You smartass piece of
Get out of the car.,What's with you?
What's with you?,Get out of the car.
What are you crazy?,Do you know how easy it would be for you to just disappear. you wouldn't even wash up for weeks. Do you understand? I want you to move your outta neutral. I want a bunch of Panthers served up on a plate. I want you to set 'em up... armed robbery!!
Do you know how easy it would be for you to just disappear. you wouldn't even wash up for weeks. Do you understand? I want you to move your outta neutral. I want a bunch of Panthers served up on a plate. I want you to set 'em up... armed robbery!!,I can't... they don't operate that way...
I can't... they don't operate that way...,"how they operate. Just do it. like your man says, ""By any means necessary."""
Hey... what the you doing?,Shut up. Just shut the up.
Kid never had a chance...,Hey!!! What the
"Hey... Cy... what now you a righteous Panther man, you too uppity to drink with us?",You know that's
"Aaaah, Bitter I almost forgot how nasty that is.",Well don't go forgetting your friends.
Well don't go forgetting your friends.,"Ain't gonna happen, stay cool."
"Ain't gonna happen, stay cool.",You know it. Stay Black...
You know it. Stay Black...,straight.
"Sabu, what the you doing? Ain't nobody gonna push on this street.","I ain't doing nothing. White bread asks for cocaine, I take his money. you know... It was just a hustle."
"I ain't doing nothing. White bread asks for cocaine, I take his money. you know... It was just a hustle.",Sabu... High white dude's the only thing you could hustle.
Sabu... High white dude's the only thing you could hustle.,Man... you. Why you always bustin' my balls? All that high and mighty militant I ain't doing nothing.
"I ain't gonna tell you no more. No pushing in the neighborhood, especially not on my street. You're killing your own people","Man, you!!!"
"Man, you!!!",No you!!!
We'll get them. Right now we got to worry about being armed and ready to protect Betty Shabazz. Those phonies sure as can't. We need guns.,We need money first...
We need money first...,Yeah... Bobby you gotta...
"Welcome brother, have you decided to get down with us?",I'm down.
I'm down.,Yeah... You were a lot of help with those guns. Your soldier is bad-
Yeah... You were a lot of help with those guns. Your soldier is bad-,I'd hoped I was finished with all that. But...
I'd hoped I was finished with all that. But...,"You know, you're lucky to be back. Most die on the front lines. Seems like that's what they're there for."
"You know, you're lucky to be back. Most die on the front lines. Seems like that's what they're there for.",Don't I know it. Every brother I knew in 'Nam's dead. My company... a land mine. Twenty of my friends dead in less than a second.
Don't I know it. Every brother I knew in 'Nam's dead. My company... a land mine. Twenty of my friends dead in less than a second.,Mind if I ask you something? Why'd you put up with like that for someone else's war?
"Hey, GI bill pays for school. And if I stuck around here, instead of signing up, I'd probably be in jail, or sitting on the stoop drinking Bitter Dog with Rose, you know?","Yeah I know. You're smart Judge. You ain't no bourgeois like those Paper Panthers across the bay. I need every good man to help us with the security on Betty Shabazz, particularly soldiers. You do solid on that I might have something else for you, something real important."
"Yeah I know. You're smart Judge. You ain't no bourgeois like those Paper Panthers across the bay. I need every good man to help us with the security on Betty Shabazz, particularly soldiers. You do solid on that I might have something else for you, something real important.","Whatever you need, I'll be there."
"Whatever you need, I'll be there.",Right on Brother Judge...
Me? You've got a whole lot of other folks signing up. Why me?,"You fit the profile, Brother. You look exactly like the kind of they think they can trust..."
What's the pig's name?,Brimmer.
Brimmer.,"You got to keep very cool on this. Icy cool. Cause baby, you just became the strongest weapon we got. Let me guess, he wants you to call him, tell him what we're doing."
"You got to keep very cool on this. Icy cool. Cause baby, you just became the strongest weapon we got. Let me guess, he wants you to call him, tell him what we're doing.",Yeah.
Yeah.,And you're gonna do just that. But I'll tell you what to feed the pig. You alright with this?
And you're gonna do just that. But I'll tell you what to feed the pig. You alright with this?,Yeah... I guess. Any of other Panthers know about this?
"Man, this shit's pretty thick.","You got that right. And brother, I got a feeling it's going to get a whole lot thicker."
"Listen Judge, Oakland's Panther International Headquarters. We shut the Pig's infiltration down here, they're gonna think twice about running their games on other chapters.","Huey, man who's gonna straighten out the brothers if they get on my"
"Huey, man who's gonna straighten out the brothers if they get on my","Like the manual says, ""Information is..."
we made him get his moms to give permission before he could sign up.,Just a kid.
Just a kid.,"Yeah, well, cops kick the out of kids too."
Busted firing pin. You want only the legal stuff right?,Just the legit
is up?!,"You just set Bobby Seale up to be kidnapped. They dragged him off to some conspiracy trial in Chicago. How much the pigs pay you for this one, Judge?"
Chickenshits? What you bring your buddies with you?,"No man No!! Tyrone listen... we got to move man, they got a warehouse..."
"No man No!! Tyrone listen... we got to move man, they got a warehouse...",Shut the up!!
 ,Look... You... take her and get the out of here. I'll keep 'em busy.
"Rose, what the you doing here?","Just come for the food, man. Ain't quite sure what their bag is but..."
Unh... Unh Man... I don't take no money from friends that need help. no. What do you think I am a bum?,Not at all. I'll catch you later.
Judge... I... I shoulda told you this before but... well...,What?
What?,It was Sabu killed Cy.
It was Sabu killed Cy.,Where is he?.
Where is he?.,Ain't no one seen him.
Ain't no one seen him.,Why didn't you tell me?
Why didn't you tell me?,Didn't want folks to think I was a snitch. You know?
How did this... how did I let this happen?,You couldn't have known.
You couldn't have known.,I should have known... once I would have... I used to be wary... and today I watched my son killed before my eyes... your sister civilized me and I myself for having let her...
I should have known... once I would have... I used to be wary... and today I watched my son killed before my eyes... your sister civilized me and I myself for having let her...,Thomas is dead but you've done nothing for which you should be ashamed.
Thomas is dead but you've done nothing for which you should be ashamed.,I've done nothing and for that I am ashamed.
A long time ago...,Thirteen years...
Thirteen years...,That's a long time...
At school Michael McDowell said she was gonna fry in Michael McDowell says all sewersides fry in,"Well, I think Michael McDowell is so full of he probably squeaks when he walks, my dear."
But don't you dare say that.,"I won't...is Missy in heaven, do you think?"
"I won't...is Missy in heaven, do you think?","I don't know, honey. Different people believe all sorts of different things happen to us when we die. Some believe in heaven or Some think we're born again as little children--"
"I don't know, honey. Different people believe all sorts of different things happen to us when we die. Some believe in heaven or Some think we're born again as little children--","Sure, carnation. Like in that movie you rented, Audrey Rose."
"Sure, carnation. Like in that movie you rented, Audrey Rose.","Well, it's actually reincarnation, but you get the idea. And some people think we just wink out...like a candle flame when the wind blows hard."
"Well, it's actually reincarnation, but you get the idea. And some people think we just wink out...like a candle flame when the wind blows hard.",Do you believe that?
No need to apologize.,Maybe when they call I'll just tell Ellie I haven't seen the cat around. You know?
"Poor Missy. I was sorry to hear. I remember when she was no older'n Ellen there, walking down to the store with her Raggedy Anne doll draggin' behind her in the dust. I don't know why takes someone like her, who should have a bunch of years still in front of them, and lets an old like me just go on and on.","My father used to have a saying, Jud-- ""God sees the truth, but waits."""
"My father used to have a saying, Jud-- ""God sees the truth, but waits.""","Ayuh...how is your cat, Louis?"
"Ayuh...how is your cat, Louis?",It's Ellie's cat.
It's Ellie's cat.,Nope. He's your cat now.
"I'll tell you where the ground is sour--the ground in my heart is sour. Let me tell you something else, Vic-baby: Wrong is wrong.",Timmy Baterman. That was wrong.
Timmy Baterman. That was wrong.,Don't talk like an even if you are just a bit of underdone potato or a blot of mustard.
Don't be silly. Church is not going to die.,"According to what Mr. Crandall says, the road's a lot more dangerous than the operation. Church will be just the same. Well--almost the same--and we won't have to worry about him getting turned into catburgers by one of those Orinco trucks."
No reason to fret. It's just a of the finger and a few drops of blood.,"Turner blood doesn't flow pure in his veins. Best play it safe, and spill it all."
"Turner blood doesn't flow pure in his veins. Best play it safe, and spill it all.",I guess there is a reason to fret.
"Curse you for breathing, you slack- jawed idiot. Mother's love, Jack, you know better than to wake a man when he's sleeping. It's bad luck!","Well, fortunately, I know how to counter it. The man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink, and the man who was sleeping it drinks it while listening to a proposition."
"Well, fortunately, I know how to counter it. The man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink, and the man who was sleeping it drinks it while listening to a proposition.","Aye, that'll about do it."
There's no *real* ship as can match the Interceptor.,The Black Pearl is a real ship.
The Black Pearl is a real ship.,"No, it's not."
"No, it's not.",Yes it is. I've seen it.
Yes it is. I've seen it.,You've seen it?
You've seen it?,Yes.
Yes.,You've seen the Black Pearl?
You've seen the Black Pearl?,Yes.
Yes.,You haven't seen it.
You haven't seen it.,"Yes, I have."
"Yes, I have.",You've seen a ship with black sails that's crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that itself spat him back out?
You've seen a ship with black sails that's crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that itself spat him back out?,... No.
... No.,No.
No.,But I've seen a ship with black sails.
But I've seen a ship with black sails.,"Oh, and no ship that's not crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that itself spat him back out could possibly have black sails and therefore couldn't possibly be any ship other than the Black Pearl. Is that what you're saying?"
"Oh, and no ship that's not crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that itself spat him back out could possibly have black sails and therefore couldn't possibly be any ship other than the Black Pearl. Is that what you're saying?",... no.
... no.,"Like I said, there's no real ship as can match -- Hey!"
"Dr. Bright, I don't have to do anything.",But in another twenty-four hours the core meltdown will be beyond the stabilization period. There will be no way to stop it.
But in another twenty-four hours the core meltdown will be beyond the stabilization period. There will be no way to stop it.,"To be brutally honest with you, Susan, as long as the nanobot does to me what it did to that idiot O'Brien, I don't give a rat's about what happens after that."
I know what you're doing.,You mean besides kicking your
You mean besides kicking your,You think you can use me to stop the meltdown.
Yeah? So what?,"So what? So what? For starters, how about littering is a crime."
"So what? So what? For starters, how about littering is a crime.",Haw-haw! Why don't you run off and find a cop and I'll wait right here.
Haw-haw! Why don't you run off and find a cop and I'll wait right here.,Why don't you just put this in your pocket so when you see a garbage can you can put it where it belongs.
Why don't you just put this in your pocket so when you see a garbage can you can put it where it belongs.,Why don't you just shove it up your Haw-haw!
"What is it with you litterbugs? Is it a territorial thing, marking your turf with your garbage?","You better quit pushing me, pal."
"You better quit pushing me, pal.","I just want to know what goes on in the mind of a litterbug. What chemical is secreted by your smooth brain that tells you, 'It's okay, just chuck it'?"
"I just want to know what goes on in the mind of a litterbug. What chemical is secreted by your smooth brain that tells you, 'It's okay, just chuck it'?","Look, I don't got time for this. If you got a problem, you better take care of it yourself."
"Look, I don't got time for this. If you got a problem, you better take care of it yourself.","Oh no, no, no. No can do. You enjoyed a tasty beverage and thus this receptacle becomes your responsibility and I don't care if it's a Styrofoam cup or the Exxon Valdez! You've got to learn to take responsibility!"
"Oh no, no, no. No can do. You enjoyed a tasty beverage and thus this receptacle becomes your responsibility and I don't care if it's a Styrofoam cup or the Exxon Valdez! You've got to learn to take responsibility!",What are you going to do? Make me throw it out?
What are you going to do? Make me throw it out?,I'll do whatever I have to do.
What in the...?,Oh the meltdown. It's spread to the tower.
Oh the meltdown. It's spread to the tower.,We've got to get the nanobot.
We've got to get the nanobot.,It's too late. Argon injected it.
It's too late. Argon injected it.,"You mean he's polymerized, like me?"
"Under the circumstances, I can't fathom what makes Dr. Argon think we are ready for anything bigger. If C.N.N., or if the E.P.A. knew what was in my basement --","Is that a threat, Dr. Bright?"
"Is that a threat, Dr. Bright?","Look, as I have said and will continue to say, the instability of the assembler waste remains my priority --"
"Look, as I have said and will continue to say, the instability of the assembler waste remains my priority --","While you remain on the staff at Argon Laboratories, your priorities will always be the same as Dr. Argon's priorities. I imagine that is a simple enough equation for a bright girl like you to figure out."
What in the,"Pipe down, brain lady! And you..."
"Good morning, Mother. Didn't I tell you that he'd be marvelous. Everybody thought he was so charming last night.",I was so worried for fear he'd knock over a vase or something. I must have acted like an idiot. What does it say about the reception last night?
I was so worried for fear he'd knock over a vase or something. I must have acted like an idiot. What does it say about the reception last night?,"Oh, the usual thing. Blah, blah, blah attended the blah, blah reception and wore the same blah, blah things."
"Oh, the usual thing. Blah, blah, blah attended the blah, blah reception and wore the same blah, blah things.",Stop it. Anne. You're behaving like the person you're married to.
Stop it. Anne. You're behaving like the person you're married to.,"You don't have anything to complain about, Mother. He was all right last night, wasn't he? I told you not to worry about him."
"You don't have anything to complain about, Mother. He was all right last night, wasn't he? I told you not to worry about him.",It was a miracle. The man was ill or something.
C'mon. Everyone's turning colors. Kids are making out in the street. No one's getting their dinner-- you could have a flood any minute ... Pretty soon you could have the women going off to work while the men stayed home and cooked ...,That's not going to happen!
That's not going to happen!,But it could happen.
But it could happen.,No it couldn't!
"I'm gonna hurl, David. I swear to",Just take deep breaths.
Just take deep breaths.,All that animal I feel it in my pores or something.
You know him?,Owns the hardware store.
Owns the hardware store.,"Okay, now you listen to me! I don't know what's going on but you'd better fix it! I had a date with Mark Davis and I even bought new UNDERWEAR!"
"Okay, now you listen to me! I don't know what's going on but you'd better fix it! I had a date with Mark Davis and I even bought new UNDERWEAR!",We just gotta play along for a little while ... till that guy shows up again. Then I'll talk to him and ...
We just gotta play along for a little while ... till that guy shows up again. Then I'll talk to him and ...,Play along?
Play along?,"Well, yeah. I'm ... Bud Parker and you're ... um--Mary Sue."
"Well, yeah. I'm ... Bud Parker and you're ... um--Mary Sue.",No! I'm not gonna do it! If I don't dress like this for Mom I'm sure as not going to do it for you!
No! I'm not gonna do it! If I don't dress like this for Mom I'm sure as not going to do it for you!,We don't have a choice Jen. We're stuck until he comes back.
We don't have a choice Jen. We're stuck until he comes back.,Why can't we just EXPLAIN IT?
Why can't we just EXPLAIN IT?,To who?
Can I ask you a question?,Yes.
Yes.,How come I'm still in black and white?
How come I'm still in black and white?,What?
What?,Well I've had like ten times as much as these girls and I'm still like this. They have one hour in the back of a car and suddenly they're in technicolor.
Well I've had like ten times as much as these girls and I'm still like this. They have one hour in the back of a car and suddenly they're in technicolor.,"Oh, I don't know. Maybe ... ... it's not just the ..."
"Oh, I don't know. Maybe ... ... it's not just the ...",What?
"... See, every time I thought I'd found someone they'd turn out to disappoint me. They'd know the early episodes, but they wouldn't know the later ones ... They'd know all about Muffin but they wouldn't know about Bud ...",What the hell's going on!
What the hell's going on!,Shh! Can't talk like that now. You're in ... You know ...
"Okay, let's cut the and get right to it. Where's that remote control?",Why?
Why?,Because you're coming home.
Because you're coming home.,Why don't you just take me back without it?
Why don't you just take me back without it?,Oh. You're a smart little aren't you? It's kind of like a restricted ticket. You gotta leave the same way you came.
"So ... I guess as long as I'm here, all sorts of things could happen to this place. We could have pink lawns and blue trees ...",Just gimme the remote!
Just gimme the remote!,I'm sorry. I can't do that.
This is Barry.,"Hey it's me, what are you doing?"
"Hey it's me, what are you doing?","Hello, Karen. I'm just working."
"Hello, Karen. I'm just working.",Yeah but what are you doing?
Yeah but what are you doing?,I'm just working....I have some customers here.....
I'm just working....I have some customers here.....,So you can't talk to me?
So you can't talk to me?,"I have a few people here, I can't really chat right now."
"I have a few people here, I can't really chat right now.","""chat?"" Did you just say ""chat?"""
"""chat?"" Did you just say ""chat?""","Well, I can't talk though --"
"Well, I can't talk though --","You just said ""chat,"" that is so -- what are you now? ""chat."" I'm just calling to make sure you show up at this party tonight."
"You just said ""chat,"" that is so -- what are you now? ""chat."" I'm just calling to make sure you show up at this party tonight.","Yes, I'll be there."
"Yes, I'll be there.",Fine. You get back to chatting with your precious customers.
Fine. You get back to chatting with your precious customers.,"Ok, bye-bye."
"Hello, this is Back.","Hi, is this Jack?"
"Hi, is this Jack?",Yes.
Yes.,This is Georgia.
This is Georgia.,Hi. This is Jack.
Hi. This is Jack.,"So what are you doing tonight, Jack?"
"So what are you doing tonight, Jack?",Nothing.
Nothing.,"Nothing, huh, do you know what I'm doing?"
"Nothing, huh, do you know what I'm doing?",No.
No.,I'm just laying on my bed.
I'm just laying on my bed.,Where are you?
Where are you?,I'm in my bedroom.
I'm in my bedroom.,"No, I mean, what city, what state are you in?"
"No, I mean, what city, what state are you in?",Are you watching a movie?
Are you watching a movie?,No.
No.,Do you like movies?
Do you like movies?,Sure.
Sure.,Yeah....? So...Jack...are you stroking that big of yours?
....no....,"Yeah? So what are you doing, then?"
"Yeah? So what are you doing, then?",...just talking to you....
...just talking to you....,Are your pants off?
Are your pants off?,No.
No.,I'm wearing a t-shirt and
I'm wearing a t-shirt and,Really?
Really?,Yeah. And looking at myself in the mirror. Do you wanna know what I look like?
Yeah. And looking at myself in the mirror. Do you wanna know what I look like?,It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.,What do you mean it doesn't matter?
What do you mean it doesn't matter?,Well. I have no way of knowing. So it doesn't matter.
Well. I have no way of knowing. So it doesn't matter.,"I don't lie, Jack. I'm about 5'8, blonde 34,28,34. Pretty thin, I work out. My pussy's shaved. My friends say I'm pretty cute, so...."
"I don't lie, Jack. I'm about 5'8, blonde 34,28,34. Pretty thin, I work out. My pussy's shaved. My friends say I'm pretty cute, so....",Really?
Really?,"What do you mean, ""really?"" Yeah. Really. What about you?"
"What do you mean, ""really?"" Yeah. Really. What about you?",It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.,"Yeah....you're married aren't you, Jack?"
"Yeah....you're married aren't you, Jack?",No.
No.,You have a girlfriend?
You have a girlfriend?,...yes...
...yes...,Where is she?
Where is she?,"She's...not here...she went out. She went out of town, she travels a lot."
Lena I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry that I left you at the hospital..... I called a phone line. I called a phone line before I met you and then these four blond brothers came after me and you got hurt and I'm sorry -- and I had to leave because I don't want you to get hurt again and now I'm here and I'm back and I have a lot of pudding that I can redeem in six to eight weeks and if you give me that much time I can get enough miles to fly with you wherever you have to go if you have to travel for your job because I don't want to be anywhere without you.....can you please let me redeem the mileage?,You left me at the hospital.
You left me at the hospital.,I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.,You can't do that.
You can't do that.,Ok.
Ok.,If you give me six to eight weeks I can redeem the mileage and then I can with you wherever you have to travel......
If you give me six to eight weeks I can redeem the mileage and then I can with you wherever you have to travel......,So here we go.
Who is this?,"Hello, my name is Barry Egan and I called your service --"
"Hello, my name is Barry Egan and I called your service --",Why don't you shut the up?
Why don't you shut the up?,What?
What?,I said calm down and shut the up. What's your problem?
I said calm down and shut the up. What's your problem?,I haven't even told you what's happened. Your girl that you have that works there for you threatened me and two men just chased me -- extorted money -- DEAN Go yourself that doesn't have anything to do with me - this is a legitimate bossiness.
I haven't even told you what's happened. Your girl that you have that works there for you threatened me and two men just chased me -- extorted money -- DEAN Go yourself that doesn't have anything to do with me - this is a legitimate bossiness.,"YOU GO YOURSELF. YOU GO YOURSELF. YOU GO YOURSELF. MY LOVE WAS HURT, SHE GOT HURT. I AM IN LOVE WITH HER AND YOU HURT YOU AND YOU ARE GONNA GET HURT. YOU DON'T TOUCH HER, I LOVE HER."
"YOU GO YOURSELF. YOU GO YOURSELF. YOU GO YOURSELF. MY LOVE WAS HURT, SHE GOT HURT. I AM IN LOVE WITH HER AND YOU HURT YOU AND YOU ARE GONNA GET HURT. YOU DON'T TOUCH HER, I LOVE HER.",CALM DOWN SHUT THE UP AND CALM DOWN SHUT SHUT SHUT UP SHUT UP --
"Now are you threatening me,",You are bad. You are a bad person. you are a bad person and you have no right to take people's confidence in your service --
You are bad. You are a bad person. you are a bad person and you have no right to take people's confidence in your service --,"You better watch your mouth, you're gonna get hurt."
"You better watch your mouth, you're gonna get hurt.",NO. NO. DON'T YOU SAY THAT.
NO. NO. DON'T YOU SAY THAT.,I'll say whatever I want --
I'll say whatever I want --,YOU OFF. YOU OFF AND DIE I WILL HURT YOU FOR HURTING HER. YOU HURT HER.
YOU OFF. YOU OFF AND DIE I WILL HURT YOU FOR HURTING HER. YOU HURT HER.,You just told me to off. That wasn't good. You're dead.
HEY. You made a call and now you're gonna pay. It's not a big thing -- just give us some money and then it's over -- we'll just walk down to the ATM and get your money out --,"Alright, alright."
"They need to be scanned individually. They each have a bar code, so I need it scanned individually so that each and every cup appears on the receipt...","What is this, man?"
"What is this, man?",I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.,Are you serious with this?
Are you serious with this?,Yes. Sorry.
Yes. Sorry.,"Well....what do you want, then?"
"Well....what do you want, then?",Each pudding cup has to be scanned individually so that...it's for a giveaway...a product giveaway by this company...
Each pudding cup has to be scanned individually so that...it's for a giveaway...a product giveaway by this company...,This is a bunch of
This is a bunch of,"I'm sorry, I know. I know that it's...."
Marquis? Is that you?,"For fuck's sake, who else would it be? The witching hour's arrived; you've alerted the others, yes?"
"For fuck's sake, who else would it be? The witching hour's arrived; you've alerted the others, yes?",I'm no longer a man! I awoke to discover I'd turned into a sparrow!
"Yes! It is! The paper's cheap, the type's too small --",What did you do? Bribe one of the guards?
What did you do? Bribe one of the guards?,"But you implored me to write! For curative purposes, to stave off my madness --"
"But you implored me to write! For curative purposes, to stave off my madness --","But you've no right to publish! Behind my back, without my sanction!"
"But you've no right to publish! Behind my back, without my sanction!",Have you truly read the book in question? Or did you run -- straightaway -- to the dog-eared pages?
Have you truly read the book in question? Or did you run -- straightaway -- to the dog-eared pages?,Enough to discern its tenor.
Enough to discern its tenor.,And --?
And --?,"It's not even a proper novel! It's nothing but an encyclopedia of perversions! Frankly, it even fails as an exercise in craft. The characters are wooden; the dialogue is inane. Not to mention the endless repetition of words like ""nipple"" and ""pikestaff"" --"
"It's not even a proper novel! It's nothing but an encyclopedia of perversions! Frankly, it even fails as an exercise in craft. The characters are wooden; the dialogue is inane. Not to mention the endless repetition of words like ""nipple"" and ""pikestaff"" --",There I was taxed; it's true.
There I was taxed; it's true.,And such puny scope! Nothing but the very worst in man's nature!
And such puny scope! Nothing but the very worst in man's nature!,"I write of the great, eternal truths that bind together all mankind! The whole world over, we eat, we we we and we die."
"I write of the great, eternal truths that bind together all mankind! The whole world over, we eat, we we we and we die.","But we also fall in love; we build cities, we compose symphonies, and we endure. Why not put that in your books as well?"
"But we also fall in love; we build cities, we compose symphonies, and we endure. Why not put that in your books as well?","It's a fiction, not a moral treatise."
"It's a fiction, not a moral treatise.",But isn't that the duty of art? To elevate us above the beast?
But isn't that the duty of art? To elevate us above the beast?,"I thought that was your duty, Abbe, not mine."
"I thought that was your duty, Abbe, not mine.","One more trick like this, and I'll be forced to revoke all your liberties!"
"One more trick like this, and I'll be forced to revoke all your liberties!","It's that Doctor fellow, isn't it? He's come to usurp your place here, hasn't he?"
"It's that Doctor fellow, isn't it? He's come to usurp your place here, hasn't he?",More than your writing's at stake. The Ministry has threatened us with closure.
More than your writing's at stake. The Ministry has threatened us with closure.,They can't be serious.
They can't be serious.,Our future lies in the of your pen.
Our future lies in the of your pen.,Mightier than the sword indeed.
Mightier than the sword indeed.,"Put yourself in my place. I've your fellow patients to consider. If Charenton falls, they've no place to go. No manner in which to clothe or feed themselves --"
"Put yourself in my place. I've your fellow patients to consider. If Charenton falls, they've no place to go. No manner in which to clothe or feed themselves --","'em! They're half-wits and pinheads. Let 'em die on the streets, as Nature intended."
"'em! They're half-wits and pinheads. Let 'em die on the streets, as Nature intended.",You among them?
Perhaps -- in time -- you'll earn them back through good behavior --,You can't --! You mustn't --! I've all the demons of in my head; my only salvation is to vent them on paper --
You can't --! You mustn't --! I've all the demons of in my head; my only salvation is to vent them on paper --,"Try reading, for a change. The writer who produces more than he reads? The sure mark of an amateur."
"Oh, I'm to be blamed now, am I?",Your words drove Bouchon to --
Your words drove Bouchon to --,"For fuck's sake, Abbe! What am I to do? Police my readers as you police me? Suppose one of your precious wards had attempted to walk on water and drowned? Would you condemn the Bible? I think not!"
"For fuck's sake, Abbe! What am I to do? Police my readers as you police me? Suppose one of your precious wards had attempted to walk on water and drowned? Would you condemn the Bible? I think not!",An innocent child is dead.
An innocent child is dead.,"So many authors are denied the gratification of a concrete response to their work. I am blessed, am I not?"
"...yes, I've got that bit...","""What shall I ready?"" asked Fanchon. ""My mouth, my or my succulent oyster?"""
"For fuck's sake, woman! BONBONS? I'm to sit here, gorging myself on useless trifles, down your little sweetmeats, when what I truly need -- what I truly require -- are a few quill pens? Perhaps a of ink?","Forgive me, I beg you --"
And we would hear them scuttling around at night with their little red eyes and little yellow t-t- teeth and I'm just imagining plague lice jumpin' all over the place So we set t-t-traps everywhere. And every morning we would find the t-t-traps sprung but no mice!,Houdini mice.
it. I gotta have some kinda life!,There's no call for that language-
There's no call for that language-,"There certainly is I There certainly is! Aw, to with you!"
"Well -- he got us, didn't he? She stands and goes quickly to pour a drink. A forced laugh","Nailed us, hub? The crazy old man and his"
"Nailed us, hub? The crazy old man and his",Marion--
Marion--,Bought and p-p-paid for. Just like one of his statues. Well at least in the movie he married her!
Bought and p-p-paid for. Just like one of his statues. Well at least in the movie he married her!,This picture--
This picture--,I am not that woman.
"This is the chance you've been waiting for, boy. Tell that son of a just what you think of him!","We're not all hopped up on benzedrine, Orson I Some of us humans need sleep!"
"I don't know what you expected with Joseph- for Chrissake. I mean this is Hollywood, pal.",All right! Enough! I've heard this from Schaefer and RKO. I've heard it from everyone--
All right! Enough! I've heard this from Schaefer and RKO. I've heard it from everyone--,But you keep coming up with the same elitist - - HEART OF DARKNESS with a million dollar budget?! - - no one wants to see that.
But you keep coming up with the same elitist - - HEART OF DARKNESS with a million dollar budget?! - - no one wants to see that.,Nonsense
How about Howard Hughes? We could do Hughes,"I'm not with Hughes. That would us dead, baby. Just like Jean Harlow"
"I'm not with Hughes. That would us dead, baby. Just like Jean Harlow",Howard Hughes killed Jean Harlow?
Howard Hughes killed Jean Harlow?,Sure. Dropped her out of his Lockheed over Utah
Sigmund Freud?,"Kid, you just got your kicked on Joseph Conrad and now you're gonna go to Schaefer and tell him you wanna do the id and the superego? Stop being so smart."
Manolete?!,Who the hell's Manolete?
Who the hell's Manolete?,The great Spanish bullfighter
The great Spanish bullfighter,I don't wanna write about no
I don't wanna write about no,"No, it's perfect! When in doubt, put on a cape! False noses and faux beards and flowing capes have been the life-blood of the actor's craft since the days of lrving and Booth. Imagine me in a glittering suit of lights on the dusky Andalusian plains--"
Now remember he's a public figure who sought out that publicity so legally he can't stop us from--,"Listen to you. You child! Men like him don't bother with things like legality. They don't have to. You know why, boy-o? Power. Power like you couldn't even begin to imagine."
"Listen to you. You child! Men like him don't bother with things like legality. They don't have to. You know why, boy-o? Power. Power like you couldn't even begin to imagine.","Howard Hughes, he would just us. Hearst he would us and everything we ever loved."
"Howard Hughes, he would just us. Hearst he would us and everything we ever loved.",We're doing Hearst.
"No, but I can imagine. What am I today? A ""puny upstart"" or a ""spoiled dilettante"" -- no, she wouldn't know how to spell that","""And how is the country to feel when this industry continues to employ bedraggled foreigners and swarthy refugees instead of real Americans? Doesn't Hollywood know there's a Depression on? Don't real Americans deserve work?"""
"""And how is the country to feel when this industry continues to employ bedraggled foreigners and swarthy refugees instead of real Americans? Doesn't Hollywood know there's a Depression on? Don't real Americans deserve work?""","Well, at least she's off KANE today"
"Well, at least she's off KANE today","No she's not. Don't you get it, ya lunk? She's using code language to the studio bosses. ""Bedraggled foreigners and swarthy refugees"" -- who the do you think she's talking about?"
"No she's not. Don't you get it, ya lunk? She's using code language to the studio bosses. ""Bedraggled foreigners and swarthy refugees"" -- who the do you think she's talking about?",Hedy Lamarr?
Hedy Lamarr?,Jews. She's talking about Jews.
"Who owns this town? Who runs every studio? The tribe, baby. These hear the word ""Jew"" and they start sweating. Like Ester Williams' pool they start sweating.",So they're Jews. . .
So they're Jews. . .,This is just the first shot. Maestro. Sooner or later she's gonna use the word. And all those boys know that there is only one thing this country hates more than the coloreds and that's the Jews.
This is just the first shot. Maestro. Sooner or later she's gonna use the word. And all those boys know that there is only one thing this country hates more than the coloreds and that's the Jews.,Christ.
Christ.,"Me, I'm proud to be a Jew, I got no problem. You don't like it, you. But with these guys it's like a dirty word. All they wanna be is good red- white-and-blue Americans, and the way they see it you can't be a good American and a Jew. So Sam Goldfish becomes Sam Goldwyn and David Selznick becomes David 0. Selznick -- like anyone's gonna think he's Irish for fuck's sake--"
"Me, I'm proud to be a Jew, I got no problem. You don't like it, you. But with these guys it's like a dirty word. All they wanna be is good red- white-and-blue Americans, and the way they see it you can't be a good American and a Jew. So Sam Goldfish becomes Sam Goldwyn and David Selznick becomes David 0. Selznick -- like anyone's gonna think he's Irish for fuck's sake--",What does this have to do with--?
What does this have to do with--?,"Believe you me, they're gonna do anything -- and I mean absolutely anything -- to stop that word from gettin' out."
"Believe you me, they're gonna do anything -- and I mean absolutely anything -- to stop that word from gettin' out.",What?! Are they going to me? Is that what they're going to do?!
"If he had known about KANE before you made it, you'd be dead already.",It's too late. The movie's made
It's too late. The movie's made,They won't let it out. Not Hearst. Not the other studio heads--
They won't let it out. Not Hearst. Not the other studio heads--,"You wrote the thing, Mank Aren't you going to fight for it?!"
"You wrote the thing, Mank Aren't you going to fight for it?!","I told you this was going to happen! I told you he was going to come after us! So we took the chance anyway and we lost. That's how it goes, okay? I got my check, kid, and so did you -- and that's what it's all about -- so it and move on."
"What do you want me to do, Orson? Radio City won't premiere the picture. Louella threatened them with some about",Then find another theater
Then find another theater,You don't think I've tried? No one is willing to open the picture
You don't think I've tried? No one is willing to open the picture,Then we'll open it in Detroit or Dallas or Kalamazoo for God's sake! We'll show it in circus tents and--!
It's just not low enough. This is the scene. We have to look up at these two man as pillars soaring to the sky. As towering virtues in combat--,"Spare me the aria, I know what you want--"
"Spare me the aria, I know what you want--",I need my shoes in total focus right here and also Joe back there--!
I need my shoes in total focus right here and also Joe back there--!,I know what you want but it can't be done!
I know what you want but it can't be done!,Take apart the camera rig -- we could get a few more inches down and then tilt up--
Take apart the camera rig -- we could get a few more inches down and then tilt up--,Orson -- we can't get the camera any lower so find another shot!
And that Salvy. Who's he think he is? I'm gonna let that fuckin' come up here and act like a big shot.,What are you getting so hot about -- Tommy Como told him to come down here...
What are you getting so hot about -- Tommy Como told him to come down here...,"Hey, I don't care about Tommy Como. I don't care about Jesus Christ on the fuckin' cross. I gotta give them a percentage of what I make! I'm in here breaking my not them. Don't ever bring them up here again."
"Hey, I don't care about Tommy Como. I don't care about Jesus Christ on the fuckin' cross. I gotta give them a percentage of what I make! I'm in here breaking my not them. Don't ever bring them up here again.",I didn't tell them to come. Tommy Como...
Who's that?,Whadda you care?
Whadda you care?,"Whadda ya mean, whadda I care? Who is she? What's a matter? You afraid I'm gonna take her on you?"
"Whadda ya mean, whadda I care? Who is she? What's a matter? You afraid I'm gonna take her on you?","No, I'm not afraid. Why? You wanna meet her?"
"No, I'm not afraid. Why? You wanna meet her?",Yeah --
Yeah --,Cause I'll go right over there and bring her here.
Cause I'll go right over there and bring her here.,Go 'head.
Go 'head.,"You sure you wanna meet her? Don't make me go over there, you change your mind and you make me look bad, cause she's really a knockout. She's 15, this kid -- a great piece of"
"You sure you wanna meet her? Don't make me go over there, you change your mind and you make me look bad, cause she's really a knockout. She's 15, this kid -- a great piece of",How do you know? You know her that good?
How do you know? You know her that good?,"No, I see her around the pool. I know her. I know her like that -- not like that."
"No, I see her around the pool. I know her. I know her like that -- not like that.","Nah, not now... I wanna wait. I don't feel right..."
"I'm tellin' you, she'll be there, I know she'll be there.",'Cause I wanna catch her alone.
'Cause I wanna catch her alone.,How you gonna catch anybody alone at a dance?... I don't know if she'll be there alone... She'll probably be there with her girlfriends or something.
How you gonna catch anybody alone at a dance?... I don't know if she'll be there alone... She'll probably be there with her girlfriends or something.,She ever go with them? Like Salvy?
She ever go with them? Like Salvy?,"Nah, she don't go with nobody. She's only 15 years old."
"Nah, she don't go with nobody. She's only 15 years old.","What does that have to do with it? She don't look 15 to me. I heard somethin' with Salvy. She was with him once or somethin', I think. It was like some blonde. That's the one..."
"What does that have to do with it? She don't look 15 to me. I heard somethin' with Salvy. She was with him once or somethin', I think. It was like some blonde. That's the one...","Probably. You know she talks to everybody, and not just him."
"Probably. You know she talks to everybody, and not just him.","Yeah, she's nice."
"Yeah, she's nice.","Ah, some piece of I'm tellin' you."
"Ah, some piece of I'm tellin' you.","You wasn't with her, were you?"
"You wasn't with her, were you?",Huh?
Huh?,You wasn't with her?
You wasn't with her?,With her? How?
With her? How?,"You know, like bang her or anything?"
"You know, like bang her or anything?","Ah, no, no. I didn't bang her. I know her from around here, that's all. You want to meet her or what?"
"Ah, no, no. I didn't bang her. I know her from around here, that's all. You want to meet her or what?","Nah, not now -- all those hard-ons around. I'll wait. Not now."
"They robbed us! Those fuckin' judges -- What the fight were they watching? If I see them on the street, I'll break their heads. Decision Robinson, my fuckin' Those judges give him the decision 'cause he's goin in the army next week! How else could this have happened?... What do you think they gave him the decision for, that's why.","Whadda I gotta do, Joey? I knocked him down. What did I do wrong? I don't understand."
"Whadda I gotta do, Joey? I knocked him down. What did I do wrong? I don't understand.",You won and was robbed! You didn't do nothin' wrong.
You won and was robbed! You didn't do nothin' wrong.,I dunno. Maybe I don't deserve to win. I've done a lot of bad things. I dunno...
I just weighed myself -- I'm 161. No more deals like this Janiro I didn't tell you to do it in the first place.,"Jake, you're the one who said you could get down to 155! What did I do, pull it out of the fuckin' hat?"
"Jake, you're the one who said you could get down to 155! What did I do, pull it out of the fuckin' hat?","Well, sometimes you shouldn't listen to me! Now I don't know if I can make it down to 155. I'm having trouble making 160, and without telling me, you sign me for a fight at 155 pounds, and if I don't make 155, I forfeit $15,000! You're supposed to know what you're doin'. You're supposed to be a manager!"
"Well, sometimes you shouldn't listen to me! Now I don't know if I can make it down to 155. I'm having trouble making 160, and without telling me, you sign me for a fight at 155 pounds, and if I don't make 155, I forfeit $15,000! You're supposed to know what you're doin'. You're supposed to be a manager!",You want the title shot?
You want the title shot?,Say what you're gonna say.
Say what you're gonna say.,You want the title shot or not?
You want the title shot or not?,Say what you gotta say. Don't be a smart
Say what you gotta say. Don't be a smart,"This Janiro's an up-and-coming fighter, this kid you gotta knock out. Knockout this fuckin' kid! I'm telling you, this is your step towards getting a shot at the title. Listen to me: I'm telling you. You been killin' yourself for three years. There's nobody left -- they're afraid to fight you. This Janiro's up-and- coming. He don't know. Fuckin' tear him apart, wipe him out! What are you worried about? Your weight? Look, even if you lose they're gonna think you're weak; they're gonna think you're not the fighter you used to be. They'll match you with guys they were afraid to match you with before, and then you'll them and you'll get your title shot. And if you beat this kid Janiro, they gotta give you a shot at the title because there's nobody else. Either way you win and you do it on your own -- just like you want it. All right?"
See? That's all there was to it.,"What the they want? I took the dive. They want me to fall down too? I don't fall down for nobody. I never went down in my life. Joey, what do I gotta do? Crawl on my hands and knees? I made an of myself in the fuckin' Garden! All the newspaper writers make fun of me. I'm the bum of the year. All I want is a shot. Just a fuckin' shot. What do I gotta do? I'll do anything."
"What the they want? I took the dive. They want me to fall down too? I don't fall down for nobody. I never went down in my life. Joey, what do I gotta do? Crawl on my hands and knees? I made an of myself in the fuckin' Garden! All the newspaper writers make fun of me. I'm the bum of the year. All I want is a shot. Just a fuckin' shot. What do I gotta do? I'll do anything.",Except fall down like a normal person.
Except fall down like a normal person.,"Yeah, except fall down. That's right."
"Yeah, except fall down. That's right.","All right, you don't wanna fall down, so now you gotta take a rest. So, you enjoy the suspension. 'Cause there's nothin' you can do about it. Let the Commissioner and the D.A. you around. So you wait."
"All right, you don't wanna fall down, so now you gotta take a rest. So, you enjoy the suspension. 'Cause there's nothin' you can do about it. Let the Commissioner and the D.A. you around. So you wait.",Jesus Christ! Seven months! What am I gonna do for seven months? I'm gonna go crazy. How do I keep my strength? By that time I'll be too weak to win the title. And my weight? Forget about it -- I'm gonna blow up like a balloon. I ain't never gonna hold my weight down. Seven months! I don't know...
Jesus Christ! Seven months! What am I gonna do for seven months? I'm gonna go crazy. How do I keep my strength? By that time I'll be too weak to win the title. And my weight? Forget about it -- I'm gonna blow up like a balloon. I ain't never gonna hold my weight down. Seven months! I don't know...,We did what we had to do. Tommy don't forget. Sooner or later you'll get your shot -- if Tommy don't die.
"Whatever you touched, that's good now.",Did Salvy Vickie?
Did Salvy Vickie?,What?
What?,You're supposed to keep an eye on her for me. I'm askin'...
You're supposed to keep an eye on her for me. I'm askin'...,I did keep an eye...
I did keep an eye...,Then why did you give him a beatin' if he didn't do anything? You and him been friends a long time.
Then why did you give him a beatin' if he didn't do anything? You and him been friends a long time.,"Some things changed between us. Now, he thinks who the he is. He's been passing certain remarks that I don't like."
"Some things changed between us. Now, he thinks who the he is. He's been passing certain remarks that I don't like.","Don't me, Joey. You ain't tellin' me the truth."
"Don't me, Joey. You ain't tellin' me the truth.","What Hey, I'm your brother. You wanna believe me -- you trust me?"
"What Hey, I'm your brother. You wanna believe me -- you trust me?","When it comes to her, I don't trust nobody. I'm askin' you somethin'."
"When it comes to her, I don't trust nobody. I'm askin' you somethin'.","Well, you're wrong Jack. I'm tellin"" you what happened. He got outta line, we had a fight, and it's straightened out now."
I went out.,What's that kissing on the mouth
"Come out of there! Did you Salvy? Answer me. Open this fuckin' door, you fuckin' Who've you been fuckin'?","Nobody, I tell you. Jake stop it."
"Nobody, I tell you. Jake stop it.",You're a fuckin' liar.
You're killing him. You're killing him for nothing. Stop it.,Get the outa here. Whadda you mean nothing'? You
Get the outa here. Whadda you mean nothing'? You,"Nothing is what I said! Go on, me. me. I'm not afraid of you anymore. I don't care if you me like you're killing him. You're a sick animal."
You're the fuckin' animal! You ran around with every guy I knew while I was breakin' my for you.,"You're not only an animal, you're a animal. You're rotten. Rotten. Rotten. You're a sick maniac. A maniac! You belong in a mental hospital."
"I said, let's go.","Joey, relax. You're taking this the wrong way. Why don't you sit down and have a drink?"
"Joey, relax. You're taking this the wrong way. Why don't you sit down and have a drink?","Excuse me, I'm talking to my sister in-law."
"Excuse me, I'm talking to my sister in-law.",Excuse me for living.
Excuse me for living.,"What do you think, I'm blind? My brother's breaking his in a ring, and you're here with his wife."
"What do you think, I'm blind? My brother's breaking his in a ring, and you're here with his wife.","Hey Joey, I'm here with Patsy and Vera and Sandy. And Vickie just happened to come along. We're just trying to have a good time. What do you want from me? So, why don't you just take it easy before this gets out of hand."
What're you doin' with Salvy? You shouldn't be here with him. Jake's away killin' himself. Suppose he found out.,"What the am I doing wrong? Just because Jake is training, I can't go out? What am I, a prisoner?"
"What the am I doing wrong? Just because Jake is training, I can't go out? What am I, a prisoner?","No, you're his wife."
"No, you're his wife.",I'm not doing anything wrong. I'm just trying to have a good time. Do I have to be cooped up in the house all the time?
I'm not doing anything wrong. I'm just trying to have a good time. Do I have to be cooped up in the house all the time?,It don't look right.
It don't look right.,"Well, go ahead, tell Jake. He's gonna me anyway. It's a matter of time."
"Well, go ahead, tell Jake. He's gonna me anyway. It's a matter of time.","I'm not gonna tell him nothing; but if he finds out, he will you. What's the matter with you? Aren't you happy? You got everything you want."
"I'm not gonna tell him nothing; but if he finds out, he will you. What's the matter with you? Aren't you happy? You got everything you want.","You don't sleep with him. I do. I don't get to breathe without tellin' him. He keeps me in a cage. If he thinks I'm lookin' at somebody the wrong way, I get used as a punching bag. He don't trust nobody. If he saw the two of us talking together right now, you'd be in trouble too -- believe me. Look at me, Joey. I'm 19 years old. I wanna enjoy my life. I love Jake, but you don't know. He gets crazy sometimes. I'm scared."
"You don't sleep with him. I do. I don't get to breathe without tellin' him. He keeps me in a cage. If he thinks I'm lookin' at somebody the wrong way, I get used as a punching bag. He don't trust nobody. If he saw the two of us talking together right now, you'd be in trouble too -- believe me. Look at me, Joey. I'm 19 years old. I wanna enjoy my life. I love Jake, but you don't know. He gets crazy sometimes. I'm scared.","Try to understand, Vickie. Jake's got a lotta aggravation. He's been a top contender too long."
"Try to understand, Vickie. Jake's got a lotta aggravation. He's been a top contender too long.","That's right, take his part. You're his brother. He's never gonna be champ. Too many people are against him."
"That's right, take his part. You're his brother. He's never gonna be champ. Too many people are against him.",And you're drinking with them right now.
And you're drinking with them right now.,"And I'm gonna finish my drink. And, I'm gonna have a good time, because I ain't doing nothing wrong."
"It's very simple. She belongs in that rarefied atmosphere of Park Avenue, expensive restaurants, and literary cocktail parties.",People with sense can belong wherever they're put.
People with sense can belong wherever they're put.,Can you see her tramping around the world with a camera bum who never has more than a week's salary in the bank? If only she was ordinary.
Keep your mind off her.,"She's real eat, drink and be merry girl."
"She's real eat, drink and be merry girl.",And she'll end up alcoholic and miserable.
And she'll end up alcoholic and miserable.,"Speaking of misery, Miss Lonely Hearts drank herself to sleep again. Alone."
"Speaking of misery, Miss Lonely Hearts drank herself to sleep again. Alone.",Poor girl. Someday she'll find her happiness.
Poor girl. Someday she'll find her happiness.,And some man will lose his.
And some man will lose his.,Isn't there anyone in the neighborhood who might cast an eye in her direction?
Isn't there anyone in the neighborhood who might cast an eye in her direction?,"Well, the salesman could be available soon."
"Well, the salesman could be available soon.",He and his wife splitting up?
He and his wife splitting up?,"It's hard to figure. He went out several time last night, in the rain carrying his sample case."
"It's hard to figure. He went out several time last night, in the rain carrying his sample case.",Isn't he a salesman?
Isn't he a salesman?,Now what could he sell at three in the morning?
Now what could he sell at three in the morning?,Flashlights. Luminous dials for watches. House numbers that light up.
Flashlights. Luminous dials for watches. House numbers that light up.,He was taking something out of the apartment. I'm certain.
"It is something really important, Jeff?","I'm afraid it is, Tess."
"I'm afraid it is, Tess.",I'll have him call the moment I hear from him.
I'll have him call the moment I hear from him.,Tell him not to waste time calling. To get over here soon as he can. I think Thorwald's pulling out tonight.
Tell him not to waste time calling. To get over here soon as he can. I think Thorwald's pulling out tonight.,Who's Thorwald?
Who's Thorwald?,"He knows. Don't worry, Tess. It's a man."
"He knows. Don't worry, Tess. It's a man.","Goodnight, you idiot."
"Goodnight, you idiot.","Goodnight, Mrs Doyle."
Is this him!?,Don't hurt him...
Don't hurt him...,Is this the you been writing all year!?
Is this the you been writing all year!?,"Please, Gabriel, don't..."
Tell me something. This the first time you've ever done this?,"Go to Nick Mason, what's that supposed to mean --"
"Go to Nick Mason, what's that supposed to mean --","No, not that, no... I mean this, the whole thing. Start writing to a guy, guy in the bricks. Get a boyfriend like this. Tell me the truth."
"No, not that, no... I mean this, the whole thing. Start writing to a guy, guy in the bricks. Get a boyfriend like this. Tell me the truth.",Well. You're not the first guy I wrote to. But you're the only one I kept writing to.
Well. You're not the first guy I wrote to. But you're the only one I kept writing to.,"Yeah. Me too. Why? I mean I know why for me, why I paid for the ad. But you... why start writing to some guy -- some con -- you don't even know?"
Where the are you going?,Provisions! We are not leaving that motel room again till after New Year's: we need ten days worth of provisions! What's good?!
"Since Janey moved in... Gabriel... he's come over more and more. To the apartment. Janey's the divorced one, 'member, with the job --",What the is going on.
What the is going on.,"He read the letters, Nick. Some day I wasn't there. He went through my room. He found your letters."
"He read the letters, Nick. Some day I wasn't there. He went through my room. He found your letters.",What's going ON!!!
You,"Nick, no --"
"Nick, no --",You sold him out.
You sold him out.,Nick --
Nick --,"When'd you decide to do it, Ash? After which of his letters, huh? The fortieth? The fiftieth? The first?!"
"When'd you decide to do it, Ash? After which of his letters, huh? The fortieth? The fiftieth? The first?!","Nick, what are you --"
I'M NOT NICK! You thought you'd him over?! Well he's you! I've never worked at some casino! I can't help you! Because he's not me!,"Nick, I love you --"
"Nick, I love you --",JESUS CHRIST!
Get the off of me!,"Nick, it won't work. It won't work!"
I thought we'd have a few more days.,"For what? You to talk me into ""helping""? What, he promise you a share of the winnings?"
"For what? You to talk me into ""helping""? What, he promise you a share of the winnings?",No!
No!,"Well, Judas, you shoulda at least gotten that --"
"Well, Judas, you shoulda at least gotten that --","Nick! He wants to know how to rob it, and he'll leave you alone! That's all he wants! I hate him, Nick... you know how..."
"Nick! He wants to know how to rob it, and he'll leave you alone! That's all he wants! I hate him, Nick... you know how...","So get him outta your life. Get out of Michigan. They got perfume counters in Chicago, don't they?"
"So get him outta your life. Get out of Michigan. They got perfume counters in Chicago, don't they?",Not without you.
"Nick, what happened --","There went my... well, doesn't seem like security's all that switched... Ash, this mustache is starting to fall off. I gotta fix this thing -- -- drink this for me."
You... you don't know me --,"Oh, I know you, Nick. I know you real well."
"Oh, I know you, Nick. I know you real well.","No, you can't --"
"No, you can't --",The I can't.
I had better in prison.,"Heyyy. Be nice, convict. We're gonna be working together here. Get him back in the rig."
What?,"I said, who the made the map?"
"I said, who the made the map?",I did.
I did.,This isn't the Tomahawk.
This isn't the Tomahawk.,What the are you talking about.
What the are you talking about.,"This is the front entrance, right? You get through the slots, you hit craps here, not blackjack. Blackjack's here to here -- lined up. What's this, the cage? Cage is over there, hard to get to, you got it all mixed around --"
So what the good are you...,"You'd have to get me inside. Get inside, watch where the money's moving, see where the guards are going. Then I could work with your map."
"You'd have to get me inside. Get inside, watch where the money's moving, see where the guards are going. Then I could work with your map.","Wrong, convict. You walk in there, they recognize you."
"You're a country-western singer up from Nashville for the the holidays. Visiting your Grandma on the lake, driving into the Tomahawk for some scotch and slots. You only play the slots, you got that? Don't want no dealer friend of yours recognizing you, you sidle up to shoot some craps.",What kind of cowboy plays the slots?
What kind of cowboy plays the slots?,You do.
You do.,At least gimme video poker.
At least gimme video poker.,"Shut the up. You play what your girlfriend plays. Ashley's going in with you. You talk to her, otherwise you don't talk to nobody. You walk the room as many times as you want, but the second you come out, I want to know the run of the place."
He thought I was some gambler... he didn't know me... he didn't recognize me!,"I been driving rigs a long time, Nick. Four, five million miles of road. Worked for people who wouldn't keep me on less I was driving fifteen hours a day. Tell 'em I needed sleep, I needed rest, they'll hire someone else..."
Merlin. There any part of the day you don't smoke?,There anytime you don't got a mouthful of
There anytime you don't got a mouthful of,Cancer-sucker.
Cancer-sucker.,Acid-chewer.
That --,And Monster... he was talking with the casino manager. Nick was talking to him.
"This trucker? Met a girl in a bar one night, she didn't know his situation. He's she's they get to mackin' hot and heavy and the woman swallows it. His tongue. Sucks it right down.","My guy would walk into a room, set off the sprinklers."
"My guy would walk into a room, set off the sprinklers.",His lips went next. You ever see some
Buffet. Whaddya think it is?,Buffet is by the bar! What the kind of map is this?!
What the was that about --,"He didn't recognize me. Back off, willya? He didn't recognize me."
"She's gonna be out there, man. Right there. Right there waiting.",Yeah.
Yeah.,Gonna walk out of this shitstorm and right into her arms.
Gonna walk out of this shitstorm and right into her arms.,Yeah.
Yeah.,"Got us a motel out Highway 5, bringing her own sheets, you read that part? Silk sheets. Lock ourselves in the whole week, drinking wine, taking baths, man, see if they got those room service steaks... anything I want to do. Remember when she wrote that? Anything I want..."
"Got us a motel out Highway 5, bringing her own sheets, you read that part? Silk sheets. Lock ourselves in the whole week, drinking wine, taking baths, man, see if they got those room service steaks... anything I want to do. Remember when she wrote that? Anything I want...",Yeah. Fuckin' Christmas.
"So maybe after our week beneath the sheets, we'll head down to Motor City for New Year's. She says her roommate's skipping town for a few days, have the place to ourselves. Remember how her brother's a truck driver down there? I'm thinking he might be able to help get me some work.","What, working security?"
"What, working security?","No, I'm through with that Ashley's right. Gotta start doing something I got a stake in. Get a business going."
"No, I'm through with that Ashley's right. Gotta start doing something I got a stake in. Get a business going.","I don't know, I've seen the business world."
"I don't know, I've seen the business world.","Hotwiring cars, Rudy, does not qualify as a small business. Chop shop consultant; doesn't work on a resume."
"Millie here used to serve drinks to these gunrunning truckers, real big talkers, talking bout a real score one day. I was in the Mountain, man, what the why not let her get friendly with 'em? Let her tell 'em an idea she had, 'bout writing guys in prison. Getting one who could show 'em a sure thing.",She set them up. All of them.
She set them up. All of them.,Why not have her pretend to find me? Pretend to write me and reel me in? Tell her new trucker-man she'd pose as some sister of his named Ashley?
Why not have her pretend to find me? Pretend to write me and reel me in? Tell her new trucker-man she'd pose as some sister of his named Ashley?,And you set me up.
And you set me up.,"Always wanted to rob that casino, Rudy. Way back when I worked there. What better way than to get some guys to rob it for me."
you never needed to convince Ashley you were me. Just the dumb truckers. I figured I'd talked enough about the Tomahawk in the pen for you to get by --,"Talked about the old man's weapons stash, probably forgot I'd remember"
"Talked about the old man's weapons stash, probably forgot I'd remember","Hm. Well. They'd have killed you if you weren't me, Rudy. We knew you'd start convincing 'em soon enough."
Alone at last.,Now where were we?
Now where were we?,"I told you I don't know anything about any set up. I've only been on the force eight months, nobody tells me anything! I don't know anything! You can torture me if you want -"
"I told you I don't know anything about any set up. I've only been on the force eight months, nobody tells me anything! I don't know anything! You can torture me if you want -","Thanks, don't mind if I do."
"Thanks, don't mind if I do.",Your boss even said there wasn't a set up.
Your boss even said there wasn't a set up.,"First off, I don't have a boss. Are you clear about that?"
I asked you a question. Are you clear about that?,Yes.
Yes.,"Now I'm not gonna you. I don't really care about what you know or don't know. I'm gonna torture you for awhile regardless. Not to get information, but because torturing a cop amuses me. There's nothing you can say, I've heard it all before. There's nothing you can do. Except pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get."
"How ya doin', Toothpick?","Fine, now."
"Fine, now.","I'm sorry man, I shoulda picked you up personally at the pen. This whole week's just been crazy. I've had my head up my the entire time."
"I'm sorry man, I shoulda picked you up personally at the pen. This whole week's just been crazy. I've had my head up my the entire time.",Funny you should mention it. That's what your father and I been talkin' about.
Funny you should mention it. That's what your father and I been talkin' about.,That I should've picked you up?
That I should've picked you up?,"No. That your head's been up your I walk through the door and Joe says ""Vic, you're back, thank Finally somebody who knows what the he's doing. Vic, Vic, Vic, Eddie, my son, is a up."" And I say ""Well, Joe, I coulda told you that."" ""I'm ruined! He's ruining me! My son, I love him, but he's taking my business and flushing it down the fuckin' toilet! "" I'm not tellin' tales out of school. You tell 'im Joe. Tell 'im yourself."
Seymour Scagnetti.,Scagnetti? Oh I hear he's a
Scagnetti? Oh I hear he's a,He is a He won't let me leave the halfway house till I get some piece of job.
He is a He won't let me leave the halfway house till I get some piece of job.,"You're coming back to work for us, right?"
"You're coming back to work for us, right?",I wanna. But I gotta show this I got an honest-to-goodness job before he'll let me move out on my own. I can't work for you guys and be worried about gettin' back before ten o'clock curfew.
I don't wanna lift crates.,"You don't hafta lift You don't really work there. But as far as the records are concerned, you do. I call up Matthews, the foreman, tell him he's got a new guy. You're on the schedule. You got a timecard, it's clocked in and out for you everyday, and you get a pay check at the end of the week. And ya know dock workers don't do too bad. So you can move into a halfway decent place without Scagnetti thinkin ""what the And if Scagnetti ever wants to make a surprise visit, you're gone that day. That day we sent you to Tustin. We gotta bunch of you needed to unload there. You're at the Taft airstrip pickin' up a bunch of and bringing it back. Part of your job is goin' different places - and we got places all over the place."
Holy this guy's all up!,No he's gonna fuckin' die on us if we don't get him taken care of.
"Jesus Christ, give me a fuckin' chance to breathe. I got a few questions of my own, ya know.","You ain't dying, he is."
"You ain't dying, he is.",I'll call somebody.
I'll call somebody.,Who?
Who?,"A snake charmer, what the d'you think. I'll call a doctor, take care of him, fix 'm right up. No, where's Mr. Brown and Mr. Blue?"
"I don't know what he did to her, but she got even.",Was he all off?
"Daddy, did ya see that?",What?
What?,"Guy got me on the ground, tried to me."
Nuts. We got a big meeting in Vegas coming up. And we're kinda just gettin ready for that right now.,"Let Nice Guy set you up at Long Beach. Give ya some cash, get that Scagnetti off your back, and we'll be talking to ya."
"Let Nice Guy set you up at Long Beach. Give ya some cash, get that Scagnetti off your back, and we'll be talking to ya.","Daddy, I got an idea. Now just hear it out. I know you don't like to use any of the boys on these jobs, but technically, Vic ain't one of the boys. He's been gone for four years. He ain't on no one's list. Ya know he can handle himself, ya know you can trust him."
"We were set up, the cops were waiting for us.",What? Nobody set anybody up.
What? Nobody set anybody up.,The cops were there waitin' for us!
The cops were there waitin' for us!, 
 ,"Hey, you man, you weren't there, we were. And I'm tellin' ya, the cops had that store staked out."
"Hey, you man, you weren't there, we were. And I'm tellin' ya, the cops had that store staked out.","Okay, Mr. Detective, who did it?"
"Okay, Mr. Detective, who did it?",What the d'you think we've been askin' each other?
What the d'you think we've been askin' each other?,And what are your answers? Was it me? You think I set you up?
And what are your answers? Was it me? You think I set you up?,"I don't know, but somebody did."
"I don't know, but somebody did.","Nobody did. You assholes turn the jewelry store into a wild west show, and you wonder why cops show up."
I take it this is the you told me about. Why the are you beating on him?,So he'll tell us who the set us up.
So he'll tell us who the set us up.,"Would you stop it with that You beat on this enough, he'll tell ya he started the Chicago fire. That don't necessarily make it so. Okay, first things last, where's the Please tell me somebody brought something with them."
"Would you stop it with that You beat on this enough, he'll tell ya he started the Chicago fire. That don't necessarily make it so. Okay, first things last, where's the Please tell me somebody brought something with them.",I got a bag. I stashed it till I could be sure this place wasn't a police station.
I got a bag. I stashed it till I could be sure this place wasn't a police station.,"Well, let's go get it. We also gotta get rid of all those cars. It looks like Sam's hot car lot outside. You stay here and babysit Orange and the cop. You two take a car each, I'll follow ya. You ditch it, I'll pick you up, then we'll pick up the stones. And while I'm following you, I'll arrange for some sort of a doctor for our friend."
What does it matter who stays with the cop? We ain't lettin' him go. Not after he's seen everybody. You should've never took him outta your trunk in the first place.,We were trying to find out what he knew about the set up.
We were trying to find out what he knew about the set up.,"There is no fuckin' set up! Look, this is the news. Blondie, you stay here and take care of them two. White and Pink come with me, 'cuz if Joe gets here and sees all those cars parked out front, he's going to be as mad at me as he is at you."
"Go ahead and laugh, you know what I mean. What a while will put up with, a black won't put up with for a minute. They got a line, and if you cross it, they you up.",I gotta go along with Mr. Pink on this. I've seen it happen.
"The black Beverly Hills. I knew this lady from Ladora Heights once. ""Hi, I'm from Ladora Heights, it's the black Beverly Hills.""","It's not the black Beverly Hills, it's the black Palos Verdes. Anyway, this chick, Elois, was a man-eater- upper. I bet every guy who's ever met her has jacked off to her at least once. You know who she looked like? Christie Love. 'Member that TV show ""Get Christie Love""? She was a black female cop. She always used to say ""You're under arrest, sugar."""
"It's not the black Beverly Hills, it's the black Palos Verdes. Anyway, this chick, Elois, was a man-eater- upper. I bet every guy who's ever met her has jacked off to her at least once. You know who she looked like? Christie Love. 'Member that TV show ""Get Christie Love""? She was a black female cop. She always used to say ""You're under arrest, sugar.""",I was in the sixth grade when that show was on. I totally dug it. What the was the name of the chick who played Christie Love?
I was in the sixth grade when that show was on. I totally dug it. What the was the name of the chick who played Christie Love?,Pam Grier.
Pam Grier.,"No, it wasn't Pam Grier, Pam Grier was the other one. Pam Grier made the movies. Christie Love was like a Pam Grier TV show, without Pam Grier."
"No, it wasn't Pam Grier, Pam Grier was the other one. Pam Grier made the movies. Christie Love was like a Pam Grier TV show, without Pam Grier.","What the was that chick's name? Oh this is just great, I'm totally fuckin' tortured now."
"What the was that chick's name? Oh this is just great, I'm totally fuckin' tortured now.","Well, whoever she was, Elois looked like her. So one night I walk into the club, and no Elois. Now the bartender was a he was a friend of mine, his name was Carlos. So I asked him ""Hey, Carlos, where's Lady E tonight?"" Well apparently Lady E was married to this real piece of dog I mean a real animal. And apparently he would so things to her."
Nice Guy. When we got to the bar...,...What bar?
...What bar?,"The Boots and Socks in Gardena. When we got there, I met Joe and a guy named Mr. White. It's a phony name. My name's Mr. Orange."
"The Boots and Socks in Gardena. When we got there, I met Joe and a guy named Mr. White. It's a phony name. My name's Mr. Orange.",You ever seen this before?
You ever seen this before?,"Who, Mr. White?"
"Who, Mr. White?",Yeah.
Yeah.,"No, he ain't familiar. He ain't one of Cabot's soldiers either. He's gotta be from outta town. But Joe knows him real well."
"No, he ain't familiar. He ain't one of Cabot's soldiers either. He's gotta be from outta town. But Joe knows him real well.",How can you tell?
How can you tell?,The way they talk to each other. You can tell they're buddies.
The way they talk to each other. You can tell they're buddies.,Did the two of you talk?
Did the two of you talk?,Me and Mr. White?
Me and Mr. White?,Yeah.
Yeah.,A little.
A little.,What about?
What about?,The Brewers.
The Brewers.,The Milwaukee Brewers?
The Milwaukee Brewers?,"Yeah. They had just won the night before, and he made a killing off 'em."
"Yeah. They had just won the night before, and he made a killing off 'em.","Well, if this crook's a Brewers fan, his has gotta be from Wisconsin. And I'll bet you everything from a diddle-eyed Joe to a damned-if-I- know, that in Milwaukee they got a sheet on this Mr. White motherfucker's I want you to go through the mugs of guys from old Milwaukee with a history of armed robbery, and put a name to that face."
What's this?,It's a scene. Memorize it.
It's a scene. Memorize it.,What?
What?,"A undercover cop has got to be Marlon Brando. To do this job you got to be a great actor. You got to be naturalistic. You got to be naturalistic as If you ain't a great actor you're a bad actor, and bad acting is in this job."
"A undercover cop has got to be Marlon Brando. To do this job you got to be a great actor. You got to be naturalistic. You got to be naturalistic as If you ain't a great actor you're a bad actor, and bad acting is in this job.",But what is this?
But what is this?,It's a amusing anecdote about a drug deal.
It's a amusing anecdote about a drug deal.,What?
What?,Something funny that happened to you while you were doing a job.
Something funny that happened to you while you were doing a job.,I gotta memorize all this
I gotta memorize all this,"It's like a joke. You remember what's important, and the rest you make your own. The only way to make it your own is to keep sayin' it, and sayin' it, and sayin' it, and sayin' it, and sayin' it."
"It's like a joke. You remember what's important, and the rest you make your own. The only way to make it your own is to keep sayin' it, and sayin' it, and sayin' it, and sayin' it, and sayin' it.",I can do that.
I can do that.,"The things you gotta remember are the details. It's the details that sell your story. Now this story takes place in this men's room. So you gotta know the details about this men's room. You gotta know they got a blower instead of a towel to dry your hands. You gotta know the stalls ain't got no doors. You gotta know whether they got liquid or powdered soap, whether they got hot water or not, 'cause if you do your job when you tell your story, everybody should believe it. And if you tell your story to somebody who's actually taken a in this men's room, and you get one detail they remember right, they'll swear by you."
Myself and Mr. Pink?,"You two take the manager in the back and make him give you the diamonds. We're there for those stones, period. Since no display cases are being with, no alarms should go off. We're out of there in two minutes, not one second longer. What if the manager won't give up the diamonds?"
"You two take the manager in the back and make him give you the diamonds. We're there for those stones, period. Since no display cases are being with, no alarms should go off. We're out of there in two minutes, not one second longer. What if the manager won't give up the diamonds?","When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the They're not supposed to give you and resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer or an employee who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Drops 'em right to the floor. Everyone jumps, he falls down, screaming, blood squirts out his nose. Freaks everybody out. Nobody says fuckin' after that. You might get some talk to ya. But give her a look, like you're gonna smash her in the face next. Watch her shut the up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. The managers know better than to around. So if one's givin' you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy. So what you gotta do is break that in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then you tell 'im his thumb's next. After that he'll tell ya if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry, let's get a taco."
Who's your parole officer?,A guy named Scagnetti. Seymour Scagnetti.
A guy named Scagnetti. Seymour Scagnetti.,How is he?
How is he?,Fuckin' won't let me leave the halfway house.
Fuckin' won't let me leave the halfway house.,"Never ceases to amaze me. Fuckin' jungle bunny goes out there, slits some old woman's throat for twenty- five cents. Fuckin' gets Doris Day as a parole officer. But a good fella like you gets stuck with a ball-bustin'"
Toby... who the is Toby? Toby... Toby... think... think... think...,"It's not about a nice girl who meets a sensitive boy. Now granted that's what ""True Blue"" is about, no argument about that."
Wong?,"you, wrong. I'm right! What the do you know about it anyway? You're still listening to Jerry-"
"you, wrong. I'm right! What the do you know about it anyway? You're still listening to Jerry-","Not wrong, dumb Wong! You know, like the Chinese name?"
"But he's OK. If he wasn't OK, he wouldn't be here. Okay, let me introduce everybody to everybody. But once again, at the risk of being redundant, if I even think I hear somebody telling or referring to somebody by their Christian name... ...you won't want to be you. Okay, quickly. Mr. Brown, Mr. White, Mr. Blonde, Mr. Blue, Mr. Orange, and Mr. Pink.",Why am I Mr. Pink?
Why am I Mr. Pink?,Cause you're a alright?
What's that?,I found this old address book in a jacket I ain't worn in a coon's age. Toby what? What the was her last name?
"No, she did it. She killed the cheatin' wife, too.",Who gives a
"I'll take care of this, you guys leave the tip. And when I come back, I want my book back.","Sorry, it's my book now."
"Sorry, it's my book now.","Blonde, shoot this piece of will ya?"
What the are you talking about?,That piece of Workin' with the cops.
"Joe, I don't know what you think you know, but you're wrong.",Like I am.
Like I am.,"Joe, trust me on this, you've made a mistake. He's a good kid. I understand you're hot, you're super-fuckin' We're all real emotional. But you're barking up the wrong tree. I know this man, and he wouldn't do that."
"Joe, trust me on this, you've made a mistake. He's a good kid. I understand you're hot, you're super-fuckin' We're all real emotional. But you're barking up the wrong tree. I know this man, and he wouldn't do that.",You don't know jack I do. This rotten tipped off the cops and got Mr. Brown and Mr. Blue killed.
"He was the only one I wasn't a hundred percent on. I should have my head examined for goin' forward when I wasn't a hundred percent. But he seemed like a good kid, and I was impatient and greedy and all the things that you up.",That's your proof?
That's your proof?,"You don't need proof when you got instinct. I ignored it before, but not no more."
"Larry, I'm gonna him.","you, Joe, don't make me do this!"
"you, Joe, don't make me do this!","Larry, I'm askin' you to trust me on this."
"Larry, I'm askin' you to trust me on this.",Don't ask me that.
Don't ask me that.,"I'm not askin', I'm betting."
"Okay ramblers, let's get to rambling. Wait a minute, who didn't throw in?",Mr. Pink.
Mr. Pink.,Mr. Pink? Why?
Mr. Pink? Why?,He don't tip.
He don't tip.,He don't tip? You don't tip? Why?
He don't tip? You don't tip? Why?,He don't believe in it.
He don't believe in it.,He don't believe in it? You don't believe in it?
He don't believe in it? You don't believe in it?,Nope.
Nope.,"Shut up! Cough up the buck, ya cheap I paid for your breakfast."
That That sick,"Marvin, I need you to hold on. There's officers positioned and waiting to move in a block away."
"Marvin, I need you to hold on. There's officers positioned and waiting to move in a block away.",What the are they waiting for? That cut off my ear! He slashed my face! I'm deformed!
What the are they waiting for? That cut off my ear! He slashed my face! I'm deformed!,"And I'm dying. They don't know that. All they know is they're not to make a move until Joe Cabot shows up. I was sent undercover to get Cabot. You heard 'em, they said he's on his way. Don't out on me now, Marvin. We're just gonna sit here and bleed until Joe Cabot sticks his fuckin' head through that door."
You talked to Nice Guy Eddie? Why the didn't you say that in the first place?,You didn't ask.
You didn't ask.,What did he say?
What did he say?,"Stay put. Okay, fellas, take a look at the little surprise I brought you."
"Because this guy's a psycho. And if you think Joe's at us, that ain't nothing compared to how off I am at him, for puttin' me in the same room as this","You see what I been puttin' up with? As soon as I walk through the door I'm hit with this I tell 'm what you told me about us stayin' put and Mr. White whips out his gun, sticks it in my face, and starts screaming ""You I'm gonna blow you away, blah, blah, blah."""
"You see what I been puttin' up with? As soon as I walk through the door I'm hit with this I tell 'm what you told me about us stayin' put and Mr. White whips out his gun, sticks it in my face, and starts screaming ""You I'm gonna blow you away, blah, blah, blah.""","He's the reason the place turned into a shooting gallery. What are you, a silent partner? Fuckin' tell him."
"Just hold on buddy boy. Hold on, and wait for Joe. I can't do anything for you, but when Joe gets here, which should be anytime now, he'll be able to help you. We're just gonna sit here, and wait for Joe. Who are we waiting for?",Joe.
Joe.,Bet your sweet we are.
"Look, I don't wanna be a fly in the ointment, but if help doesn't come soon, I gotta see a doctor. I don't give a about jail, I just don't wanna die.","You're not gonna die, all right?"
"You're not gonna die, all right?","I wasn't born yesterday. I'm hurt, and I'm hurt bad."
"I wasn't born yesterday. I'm hurt, and I'm hurt bad.",It's not good...
It's not good...,"Hey, bless your heart for what you're trying to do. I was panicking for a moment, but I've got my senses back now. The situation is, I'm shot in the belly. And without medical attention, I'm gonna die."
"Hey, bless your heart for what you're trying to do. I was panicking for a moment, but I've got my senses back now. The situation is, I'm shot in the belly. And without medical attention, I'm gonna die.",I can' take you to a hospital.
I can' take you to a hospital.,"jail! I don't give a about jail. But I can't die. You don't have to take me in. Just drive me up to the front, drop me on the sidewalk. I'll take care of myself. I won't tell them anything. I swear to I won't tell 'em anything. Look in my eyes, look right in my eyes. I-won't-tell-them-anything. You'll be safe."
"jail! I don't give a about jail. But I can't die. You don't have to take me in. Just drive me up to the front, drop me on the sidewalk. I'll take care of myself. I won't tell them anything. I swear to I won't tell 'em anything. Look in my eyes, look right in my eyes. I-won't-tell-them-anything. You'll be safe.","Lie back down, and try to -"
"Lie back down, and try to -","I'm going to die! I need a doctor! I'm begging you, take me to a doctor."
"Uhuh, uhuh, what's I tell ya? That sick piece of was a stone cold psycho.","You could've asked the cop, if you didn't just him. He talked about what he was going to do when he was slicing him up."
I don't even know a Jew who'd have the balls to say that. So let's get this straight. You never ever tip?,"I don't tip because society says I gotta. I tip when somebody deserves a tip. When somebody really puts forth an effort, they deserve a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, that shit's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're just doin' their job."
"Do you know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin, playing just for the waitresses.",You don't have any idea what you're talking about. These people bust their This is a hard job.
You don't have any idea what you're talking about. These people bust their This is a hard job.,"So's working at McDonald's, but you don't feel the need to tip them. They're servin' ya food, you should tip em. But no, society says tip these guys over here, but not those guys over there. That's"
Gun shot.,Oh that's just great! Where's Brown?
Oh that's just great! Where's Brown?,Dead.
Dead.,How did he die?
How did he die?,How the do you think? The cops shot him.
How the do you think? The cops shot him.,"Oh this is bad, this is so bad. Is it bad?"
"Oh this is bad, this is so bad. Is it bad?",As opposed to good?
As opposed to good?,This is so up. Somebody us big time.
This is so up. Somebody us big time.,You really think we were set up?
You really think we were set up?,"You even doubt it? I don't think we got set up, I know we got set up! I mean really, seriously, where did all those cops come from, huh? One minute they're not there, the next minute they're there. I didn't hear any sirens. The alarm went off, okay. Okay, when an alarm goes off, you got an average of four minutes response time. Unless a patrol car is cruising that street, at that particular moment, you got four minutes before they can realistically respond. In one minute there were seventeen blue boys out there. All loaded for bear, all knowing exactly what the they were doing, and they were all just there! Remember that second wave that showed up in the cars? Those were the ones responding to the alarm. But those other were already there, they were waiting for us. You haven't thought about this?"
"You even doubt it? I don't think we got set up, I know we got set up! I mean really, seriously, where did all those cops come from, huh? One minute they're not there, the next minute they're there. I didn't hear any sirens. The alarm went off, okay. Okay, when an alarm goes off, you got an average of four minutes response time. Unless a patrol car is cruising that street, at that particular moment, you got four minutes before they can realistically respond. In one minute there were seventeen blue boys out there. All loaded for bear, all knowing exactly what the they were doing, and they were all just there! Remember that second wave that showed up in the cars? Those were the ones responding to the alarm. But those other were already there, they were waiting for us. You haven't thought about this?","I haven't had a chance to think. First I was just trying to get the outta there. And after we got away, I've just been dealin' with him."
"I haven't had a chance to think. First I was just trying to get the outta there. And after we got away, I've just been dealin' with him.","Well, you better start thinking about it. Cause I, sure as am thinking about it. In fact, that's all I'm thinking about. I came this close to just driving off. Whoever set us up, knows about this place. There could've been cops sitting here waiting for me. For all we know, there's cops, driving fast, on their way here now."
"Well, you better start thinking about it. Cause I, sure as am thinking about it. In fact, that's all I'm thinking about. I came this close to just driving off. Whoever set us up, knows about this place. There could've been cops sitting here waiting for me. For all we know, there's cops, driving fast, on their way here now.",Let's go in the other room...
"What the am I doing here? I felt funny about this job right off. As soon as I felt it I should said ""No thank you"", and walked. But I never listen. Every time I ever got burned buying I always knew the guy wasn't right. I just felt it. But I wanted to believe him. If he's not lyin' to me, and it really is Thai stick, then whoa baby. But it's never Thai stick. And I always said if I felt that way about a job, I'd walk. And I did, and I didn't, because of fuckin' money!","What's done is done, I need you cool. Are you cool?"
"What's done is done, I need you cool. Are you cool?",I'm cool.
I'm cool.,Splash some water on your face. Take a breather.
"Okay, let's go through what happened. We're in the place, everything's going fine. Then the alarm gets tripped. I turn around and all these cops are outside. You're right, it was like, bam! I blink my eyes are they're there. Everybody starts going apeshit. Then Mr. Blonde starts shootin' all the -",That's not correct.
That's not correct.,What's wrong with it?
What's wrong with it?,The cops didn't show up after the alarm went off. They didn't show till after Mr. Blonde started shooting everyone.
The cops didn't show up after the alarm went off. They didn't show till after Mr. Blonde started shooting everyone.,"As soon as I heard the alarm, I saw the cops."
"As soon as I heard the alarm, I saw the cops.","I'm telling ya, it wasn't that soon. They didn't let their presence be known until after Mr. Blonde went off. I'm not sayin' they weren't there, I'm sayin' they were there. But they didn't move in till Mr. Blonde became a madman. That's how I know we were set up. You can see that, can't you, Mr. White?"
"I'm telling ya, it wasn't that soon. They didn't let their presence be known until after Mr. Blonde went off. I'm not sayin' they weren't there, I'm sayin' they were there. But they didn't move in till Mr. Blonde became a madman. That's how I know we were set up. You can see that, can't you, Mr. White?","Look, enough of this ""Mr White"" -"
"Look, enough of this ""Mr White"" -","Don't tell me your name, I don't want to know! I sure as ain't gonna tell ya mine."
"Don't tell me your name, I don't want to know! I sure as ain't gonna tell ya mine.","You're right, this is bad. How did you get out?"
"You're right, this is bad. How did you get out?","Shot my way out. Everybody was shooting, so I just blasted my way outta there."
Tagged a couple of cops. Did you anybody?,A few cops.
A few cops.,No real people?
No real people?,"Uh-uh, just cops."
"Uh-uh, just cops.",Could you believe Mr. Blonde?
Could you believe Mr. Blonde?,That was one of the most insane things I've ever seen. Why the would Joe hire somebody like that?
That was one of the most insane things I've ever seen. Why the would Joe hire somebody like that?,"I don't wanna anybody. But if I gotta get out that door, and you're standing in my way, one way of the other, you're gettin' outta my way."
"I don't wanna anybody. But if I gotta get out that door, and you're standing in my way, one way of the other, you're gettin' outta my way.","That's the way I look at it. A choice between doin' ten years, and takin' out some ain't no choice at all. But I ain't no madman either. What the was Joe thinkin'? You can't work with a guy like that. That motherfucker's unstable. What do you think? Do you think he panicked, or ya think he's just trigger-happy?"
"That's the way I look at it. A choice between doin' ten years, and takin' out some ain't no choice at all. But I ain't no madman either. What the was Joe thinkin'? You can't work with a guy like that. That motherfucker's unstable. What do you think? Do you think he panicked, or ya think he's just trigger-happy?","I think he's a sick fuckin' maniac! We're awful lucky he didn't tag us, when he shot up the place. I came this close - to taking his out myself. Everybody panics. When things get tense, everybody panics. Everybody. I don't care what your name is, you can't help it. It's human nature. But ya panic on the inside. Ya panic in your head. Ya give yourself a couple a seconds of panic, then you get a grip and deal with the situation. What you don't do, is shoot up the place and everybody."
"I think he's a sick fuckin' maniac! We're awful lucky he didn't tag us, when he shot up the place. I came this close - to taking his out myself. Everybody panics. When things get tense, everybody panics. Everybody. I don't care what your name is, you can't help it. It's human nature. But ya panic on the inside. Ya panic in your head. Ya give yourself a couple a seconds of panic, then you get a grip and deal with the situation. What you don't do, is shoot up the place and everybody.","What you're supposed to do is act like a fuckin' professional. A psychopath is not a professional. You can't work with a psychopath, 'cause ya don't know what those sick assholes are gonna do next. I mean, Jesus Christ, how old do you think that black girl was? Twenty, maybe twenty-one?"
"What you're supposed to do is act like a fuckin' professional. A psychopath is not a professional. You can't work with a psychopath, 'cause ya don't know what those sick assholes are gonna do next. I mean, Jesus Christ, how old do you think that black girl was? Twenty, maybe twenty-one?",Did ya see what happened to anybody else?
Did ya see what happened to anybody else?,"Me and Mr. Orange jumped in the car and Mr. Brown floored it. After that, I don't know what went down."
"Me and Mr. Orange jumped in the car and Mr. Brown floored it. After that, I don't know what went down.","At that point it became every man for himself. As far as Mr. Blonde or Mr. Blue are concerned, I ain't got the foggiest. Once I got out, I never looked back."
"At that point it became every man for himself. As far as Mr. Blonde or Mr. Blue are concerned, I ain't got the foggiest. Once I got out, I never looked back.",What do you think?
What do you think?,"What do I think? I think the cops caught them, or killed 'em."
"What do I think? I think the cops caught them, or killed 'em.",Not even a chance they punched through? You found a hole.
Not even a chance they punched through? You found a hole.,"Yeah, and that was a miracle. But if they did get away, where the are they?"
"Yeah, and that was a miracle. But if they did get away, where the are they?","You don't think it's possible, one of them got a hold of the diamonds and pulled a -"
"You don't think it's possible, one of them got a hold of the diamonds and pulled a -",Nope.
Nope.,How can you be so sure?
How can you be so sure?,I got the diamonds.
I got the diamonds.,Where?
Where?,"I got 'em, all right?"
"I got 'em, all right?",Where? Are they out in the car?
Where? Are they out in the car?,"No, they're not in the car. No, I don't have them on me. Ya wanna go with me and get 'em? Yes, we can go right now. But first listen to what I'm telling you. We were fuckin' set up! Somebody is in league with the cops. We got a Judas in our midst. And I'm thinkin' we should have our fuckin' heads examined for waiting around here."
"No, they're not in the car. No, I don't have them on me. Ya wanna go with me and get 'em? Yes, we can go right now. But first listen to what I'm telling you. We were fuckin' set up! Somebody is in league with the cops. We got a Judas in our midst. And I'm thinkin' we should have our fuckin' heads examined for waiting around here.","That was the plan, we meet here."
"That was the plan, we meet here.","Then where is everybody? I say the plan became null and void once we found out we got a rat in the house. We ain't got the slightest fuckin' idea what happened to Mr. Blonde or Mr. Blue. They could both be dead or arrested. They could be sweatin' 'em, down at the station house right now. Yeah they don't know the names, but they can sing about this place. I mean, that could be happening right now. As we speak, the cops could be in their cars, drivin' here this minute."
"Then where is everybody? I say the plan became null and void once we found out we got a rat in the house. We ain't got the slightest fuckin' idea what happened to Mr. Blonde or Mr. Blue. They could both be dead or arrested. They could be sweatin' 'em, down at the station house right now. Yeah they don't know the names, but they can sing about this place. I mean, that could be happening right now. As we speak, the cops could be in their cars, drivin' here this minute.",I swear to I'm fuckin' jinxed.
I swear to I'm fuckin' jinxed.,What?
What?,"Two jobs back, it was a four man job, we discovered one of the team was an undercover cop."
"Two jobs back, it was a four man job, we discovered one of the team was an undercover cop.",No
No,Thank we discovered in time. We hadda forget the whole fuckin' thing. Just walked away from it.
Thank we discovered in time. We hadda forget the whole fuckin' thing. Just walked away from it.,"So who's the rat this time? Mr. Blue? Mr. Blonde? Joe? It's Joe's show, he set this whole thing up. Maybe he set it up to set it up."
"So who's the rat this time? Mr. Blue? Mr. Blonde? Joe? It's Joe's show, he set this whole thing up. Maybe he set it up to set it up.","I don't buy it. Me and Joe go back a long time. I can tell ya straight up, Joe definitely didn't have anything to do with this"
"I don't buy it. Me and Joe go back a long time. I can tell ya straight up, Joe definitely didn't have anything to do with this","Oh, you and Joe go back a long time. I known Joe since I was a kid. But me saying Joe definitely couldn't have done it is ridiculous. I can say I definitely didn't do it, cause I know what I did or didn't do. But I can't definitely say that about anybody else, 'cause I don't definitely know. For all I know, you're the rat."
"Oh, you and Joe go back a long time. I known Joe since I was a kid. But me saying Joe definitely couldn't have done it is ridiculous. I can say I definitely didn't do it, cause I know what I did or didn't do. But I can't definitely say that about anybody else, 'cause I don't definitely know. For all I know, you're the rat.","For all I know, you're the rat."
"For all I know, you're the rat.","Now you're using your head. For all we know, he's the rat."
"Now you're using your head. For all we know, he's the rat.",That kid in there is dying from a fuckin' bullet that I saw him take. So don't be calling him a rat.
That kid in there is dying from a fuckin' bullet that I saw him take. So don't be calling him a rat.,"Look, I'm right! Somebody's a fuckin' rat. How many times do I hafta say it before it sinks in your skull?"
"He will be dead fer sure, if we don't get him to a hospital.",We can't take him to a hospital.
We can't take him to a hospital.,"Without medical attention, this man won't live through the night. That bullet in his belly is my fault. Now while that might not mean jack to you, it means a helluva lot to me. And I'm not gonna just sit around and watch him die."
"Without medical attention, this man won't live through the night. That bullet in his belly is my fault. Now while that might not mean jack to you, it means a helluva lot to me. And I'm not gonna just sit around and watch him die.","Well, first things first, staying here's goofy. We gotta book up."
"Well, first things first, staying here's goofy. We gotta book up.","So what do you suggest, we go to a hotel? We got a guy who's shot in the belly, he can't walk, he bleeds like a stuck pig, and when he's awake, he screams in pain."
"So what do you suggest, we go to a hotel? We got a guy who's shot in the belly, he can't walk, he bleeds like a stuck pig, and when he's awake, he screams in pain.","You gotta idea, spit it out."
"You gotta idea, spit it out.","Joe could help him. If we can get in touch with Joe, Joe could get him to a doctor, Joe could get a doctor to come and see him."
"We had just gotten away from the cops. He just got shot. It was my fuckin' fault he got shot. He's a fuckin' bloody mess - he's screaming. I swear to I thought we was gonna die right then and there. I'm tryin' to comfort him, telling him not to worry, he's gonna be okay, I'm gonna take care of him. And he asked me what my name was. I mean, the man was dyin' in my arms. What the was I supposed to tell him, ""Sorry, I can't give out that information, it's against the rules. I don't trust you enough.""? Maybe I shoulda, but I couldn't.","Oh, I don't doubt is was quite beautiful -"
"Oh, I don't doubt is was quite beautiful -",Don't fuckin' patronize me.
Don't fuckin' patronize me.,"One question: Do they have a sheet on you, where you told him you're from?"
"One question: Do they have a sheet on you, where you told him you're from?",Of course.
Of course.,"Well that's that, then. I mean, I was worried about mug shot possibilities already. But now he knows: what you look like, what your first name is, where you're from and what your specialty is. They ain't gonna hafta show him a helluva lot of pictures for him to pick you out. That's it right, you didn't tell him anything else that could narrow down the selection?"
"Well that's that, then. I mean, I was worried about mug shot possibilities already. But now he knows: what you look like, what your first name is, where you're from and what your specialty is. They ain't gonna hafta show him a helluva lot of pictures for him to pick you out. That's it right, you didn't tell him anything else that could narrow down the selection?","If I have to tell you again to back off, me an you are gonna go round and round."
"You wanna shoot me, you little piece of Take a shot!","you, White! I didn't create this situation, I'm just dealin' with it. You're acting like a first- year fuckin' thief. I'm actin like a professional. They get him, they can get you, they get you, they get closer to me, and that can't happen. And you, you are looking at me like it's my fault. I didn't tell him my name. I didn't tell him where I was from. I didn't tell him what I knew better than to tell him. fifteen minutes ago, you almost told me your name. You, buddy, are stuck in a situation you created. So if you wanna throw bad looks somewhere, throw 'em at a mirror."
Both of you two assholes knock it the off and calm down!,"So you wanna git bit, huh?"
"So you wanna git bit, huh?","Cut the we ain't on a fuckin' playground! I don't believe this both of you got ten years on me, and I'm the only one actin like a professional. You guys act like a bunch of fuckin' You ever work a job with a bunch of They're just like you two, always fightin', always sayin' they're gonna one another."
"Cut the we ain't on a fuckin' playground! I don't believe this both of you got ten years on me, and I'm the only one actin like a professional. You guys act like a bunch of fuckin' You ever work a job with a bunch of They're just like you two, always fightin', always sayin' they're gonna one another.","You said yourself, you thought about takin' him out."
"You said yourself, you thought about takin' him out.","Then. That time has passed. Right now, Mr. Blonde is the only one I completely trust. He's too fuckin' homicidal to be workin' with the cops."
"Then. That time has passed. Right now, Mr. Blonde is the only one I completely trust. He's too fuckin' homicidal to be workin' with the cops.",You takin' his side?
You takin' his side?,sides! What we need is a little solidarity here. Somebody's stickin' a red hot poker up our and we gotta find out whose hand's on the handle. Now I know I'm no piece of And I'm pretty sure you're a good boy... And I'm positive you're on the level. So let's figure out who's the bad guy.
"Okay, Mr. Expert. If this is such a truism, how come every I know treats his woman like a piece of","I'll make you a bet that those same who were showin' their in public, when their get 'em home, they chill the out."
"I'll make you a bet that those same who were showin' their in public, when their get 'em home, they chill the out.",Not these guys.
Not these guys.,"Yeah, those guys too."
"Oh, he was a widower. Why didn't you say that?... Don't worry, sweetie, I can whip up a new batch in a flash.",I think he wants me.
I think he wants me.,Ha! Right
"We already know each other. Hey, Brenda.","Hey, Cindy. Your friend needs help."
"Hey, Cindy. Your friend needs help.","Actually, I just met her. This is Alex."
"Actually, I just met her. This is Alex.","Oh my Madam Elsa, my psychic, told me I would meet somebody whose name starts with a letter of the alphabet today."
"Oh my Madam Elsa, my psychic, told me I would meet somebody whose name starts with a letter of the alphabet today.",Really? That's amazing.
Really? That's amazing.,"Hey girl, that jacket is slamming."
"Hey girl, that jacket is slamming.",Thanks.
Thanks.,"You better be careful. I heard some girl got her whooped and jacket stolen earlier today. Hey, what class do we have next?"
"You better be careful. I heard some girl got her whooped and jacket stolen earlier today. Hey, what class do we have next?",Psychology.
"This house was built in 1898 by a man named Archibald Keaton as a gift to his wife, Cora.","Yes, I feel their spirits. Cora... Keaton... I am here to communicate..."
"Yes, I feel their spirits. Cora... Keaton... I am here to communicate...","No, they sold the house in 1920 to a millionaire, Uriah Bloodworth."
"No, they sold the house in 1920 to a millionaire, Uriah Bloodworth.","Yes, of course, Uriah. I feel his evil presence."
"Yes, of course, Uriah. I feel his evil presence.","No, he lost the house after the stock market crash."
"No, he lost the house after the stock market crash.",But he could still be haunting the house. He's angry that he had to leave.
But he could still be haunting the house. He's angry that he had to leave.,"He's not dead, you idiot. He lives in Florida. Now, shut up and let me finish."
"What about you, Buddy?","Well, I was hoping to get my balls licked."
What the are you doing?,"Just wait, you'll see."
Got a problem with that?,"Yeah, give me my apple. What's gotten into you?"
What the,It's not what is looks like. She's having a breakdown. Help me get her to her room.
Who's first? Anyone like a wing?,"Yours, or the turkeys?"
"Yours, or the turkeys?",I supposed you'd like a leg. How about two?
I supposed you'd like a leg. How about two?,"That's it. I'm gonna put my food in your I should warn you, I'm a black belt in karate."
Oh you gonna take that?,What?
What?,What she said about your mother?
"Now you're being rude, Shorty.",Washington is full of cornpone country -- just ask Jesse Jackson.
What a,"It's the influence of all those family films. Right, Mom? Hey, Mom??..."
"It's the influence of all those family films. Right, Mom? Hey, Mom??...",Mrs. Sutphin?
Mrs. Sutphin?,Mother?
Mother?,"0h,"
"0h,",You don't think...
You don't think...,She wouldn't...
I can't believe Mr. Stubbins is dead.,You said you hated him.
You said you hated him.,Well... he was an but he didn't deserve to die!
Carl's a,He certainly drives like a
I'm happy too and we want you to be happy.,I'm so happy I could
I'm so happy I could,CHIP! You know how much I hate the brown word!
Hello.,Is this the residence?
Is this the residence?,you! STOP CALLING HERE!
you! STOP CALLING HERE!,Isn't this 4215 Way?
Isn't this 4215 Way?,You
You,Let me check the zip - 212 you?
Let me check the zip - 212 you?,The police are tracing your call right this minute.
The police are tracing your call right this minute.,"Well, Dottie, how come they're not here then,"
"Well, Dottie, how come they're not here then,",YOU!
I know it's hard but we need the exact words.,"Alright, I'll try... ""Cocksucker"". That's what she calls me."
"Alright, I'll try... ""Cocksucker"". That's what she calls me.","Listen to your dirty mouth, you"
"Listen to your dirty mouth, you",YOU!
"Just a half-a-cup. Hello, Dottie. I'm so sorry to hear of your troubles...",It's not fair!!
It's not fair!!,Are those
I'm stoodup! I'll that,"Don't say words unless you mean them, Misty."
these yellow-jackets! I hate 'em!,Always something isn't it? Can I help you?
Just the cable TV company. You know how they are. Did you hear about Dottie Hinkle?,"Yes, I did. It's terrifying! The police were at my house this morning."
"Yes, I did. It's terrifying! The police were at my house this morning.",Who on earth would want to harass poor Dottie Hinkle?
"Yeah, I know. I mean, I'm not saying I know people think you're a I'm saying I know what you mean. And I don't even know that people think you're a Do they?",I feel like they do.
I feel like they do.,"Hmm. Well, maybe you are. Really, I wouldn't pay much attention."
Does it bother you?,"Not usually. I mean, honestly, I haven't known many guys that could think straight with an so I feel I'm way ahead of the game as far as being clear-headed goes."
"Not usually. I mean, honestly, I haven't known many guys that could think straight with an so I feel I'm way ahead of the game as far as being clear-headed goes.",Well... are you self-conscious about it?
Well... are you self-conscious about it?,"I am self-conscious, but not in the same way that you are. You have got to be the most attractive self- conscious person I've ever seen."
"I am self-conscious, but not in the same way that you are. You have got to be the most attractive self- conscious person I've ever seen.",Why do you say I'm self-conscious?
Why do you say I'm self-conscious?,"Well, I've been watching you. I've watched you eat, I've watched you speak, I've watched the way you move, and I see somebody who is extremely conscious of being looked at. I think you really believe that people are looking at you all the time. And you know what?"
"Well, I've been watching you. I've watched you eat, I've watched you speak, I've watched the way you move, and I see somebody who is extremely conscious of being looked at. I think you really believe that people are looking at you all the time. And you know what?",What?
What?,"They are looking at you. Ann, you are truly breathtaking. I don't know if you understand how your appearance can affect people. Men want to possess you, women wish they looked like you. And those that don't or can't resent you. And the fact that you're a nice person just makes it worse."
"They are looking at you. Ann, you are truly breathtaking. I don't know if you understand how your appearance can affect people. Men want to possess you, women wish they looked like you. And those that don't or can't resent you. And the fact that you're a nice person just makes it worse.",My therapist said that --
My therapist said that --,You're in therapy?
You're in therapy?,Aren't you?
Aren't you?,"Hah! No, I'm not. Actually, I used to be, but the therapist I had was really ineffectual in helping me deal with my problems. Of course, I lied to him constantly, so I guess I can't hold him totally responsible..."
"Hah! No, I'm not. Actually, I used to be, but the therapist I had was really ineffectual in helping me deal with my problems. Of course, I lied to him constantly, so I guess I can't hold him totally responsible...",So you don't believe in therapy?
So you don't believe in therapy?,"I believe in it for some people. I mean, for me it was silly, I was confused going in. So I just formed my own personal theory that you should never take advice from someone of the opposite that doesn't know you intimately."
"I believe in it for some people. I mean, for me it was silly, I was confused going in. So I just formed my own personal theory that you should never take advice from someone of the opposite that doesn't know you intimately.","Well, my therapist knows me intimately."
"Well, my therapist knows me intimately.",You had with you therapist?
You had with you therapist?,Of course not.
Of course not.,"Oh, see, I meant someone you've had with. That's part of the theory."
"Oh, see, I meant someone you've had with. That's part of the theory.","Excuse me for asking, but how would you know?"
"Excuse me for asking, but how would you know?","Well, I wasn't always impotent."
"So since I've never had with you, by your own advice I shouldn't accept your advice.","That's correct. Bit of a dilemma, isn't it?"
What... what are these interviews about?,The... interviews are about Ann.
The... interviews are about Ann.,About
About,Yes.
Yes.,What about
What about,Everything about
Everything about,Like what?
Like what?,"Like what they've done, what they do, what they don't do, what they want to do but are afraid to ask for, what they won't do even if asked. Anything I can think of."
"Like what they've done, what they do, what they don't do, what they want to do but are afraid to ask for, what they won't do even if asked. Anything I can think of.",You just ask them questions?
You just ask them questions?,Yes.
Yes.,And they just answer them?
And they just answer them?,Mostly. Sometimes they do things.
Mostly. Sometimes they do things.,To you?
To you?,"No, not to me, for me, for the camera."
"No, not to me, for me, for the camera.",I don't... why... why do you do this?
I don't... why... why do you do this?,I'm sorry this came up.
I'm sorry this came up.,This is just... so...
This is just... so...,Maybe you want to go.
Maybe you want to go.,"Yes, I do."
"John and Cynthia have been... ""fucking"".",I know.
I know.,You know?
You know?,Yes.
Yes.,How did you know?
How did you know?,She said it on her tape.
She said it on her tape.,Why didn't you tell me?
Why didn't you tell me?,"Ann, when would I have told you? We were not speaking, if you recall."
Did you have before you were married?,Yes.
Yes.,Did the person you made love with satisfy you more than your husband?
Can't.,You said you weren't always impotent.
You said you weren't always impotent.,That's correct.
That's correct.,So you have had
So you have had,Yes.
Yes.,Who was the last person you had with?
Who was the last person you had with?,Her name was Elizabeth.
Her name was Elizabeth.,So what happened? Was it so bad that it turned you off?
So what happened? Was it so bad that it turned you off?,"No, it was wonderful. That wasn't the problem."
"No, it was wonderful. That wasn't the problem.",What was the problem?
What was the problem?,"The problem was me. I was... I was a pathological liar. Or am, I should say. Lying is like alcoholism, one is always ""recovering""."
"The problem was me. I was... I was a pathological liar. Or am, I should say. Lying is like alcoholism, one is always ""recovering"".",So you lied to her?
So you lied to her?,Yes. I did. Willfully and repeatedly.
Yes. I did. Willfully and repeatedly.,How come?
How come?,"I loved her for how good she made me feel, and I hated her for how good she made me feel. And at that time, I tended to express my feelings non- verbally. I couldn't handle anyone having that much control over my emotions."
"I loved her for how good she made me feel, and I hated her for how good she made me feel. And at that time, I tended to express my feelings non- verbally. I couldn't handle anyone having that much control over my emotions.",And now you can?
And now you can?,Now I make sure that no one has the opportunity to test me.
Now I make sure that no one has the opportunity to test me.,Don't you get lonely?
Don't you get lonely?,"How could I, with all these nice people stopping by? The fact is that I've lived by myself for so long, I can't imagine living with another person. It's amazing what you can get used to if enough time goes by. And anyway, I'm asking the questions. Are you happy?"
"How could I, with all these nice people stopping by? The fact is that I've lived by myself for so long, I can't imagine living with another person. It's amazing what you can get used to if enough time goes by. And anyway, I'm asking the questions. Are you happy?","I don't know anymore. I thought I was, but obviously I was wrong."
"I don't know anymore. I thought I was, but obviously I was wrong.",Did you confront John with the fact that you knew about him?
Did you confront John with the fact that you knew about him?,Not yet. I'm not sure I will. I just want out.
Not yet. I'm not sure I will. I just want out.,"If you do get out of your marriage, will you continue to be inhibited?"
"If you do get out of your marriage, will you continue to be inhibited?","I don't know. It all gets back to that Cynthia thing. I don't like her... eagerness. There's nothing left to imagine, there's no..."
"I don't know. It all gets back to that Cynthia thing. I don't like her... eagerness. There's nothing left to imagine, there's no...",Subtlety?
Subtlety?,"Subtlety, yes. No subtlety. Plus, I've never really felt able to open up with anyone. I mean, that other person I told you about, I enjoyed making love with him a lot, but I still wasn't able to really let go. I always feel like I'm being watched and I shouldn't embarrass myself."
"Subtlety, yes. No subtlety. Plus, I've never really felt able to open up with anyone. I mean, that other person I told you about, I enjoyed making love with him a lot, but I still wasn't able to really let go. I always feel like I'm being watched and I shouldn't embarrass myself.",And you feel the same way with John?
And you feel the same way with John?,"Kind of. I mean, John's like this kind of... craftsman. Like he's a carpenter, and he makes really good tables. But that's all he can make, and I don't need anymore tables."
"Kind of. I mean, John's like this kind of... craftsman. Like he's a carpenter, and he makes really good tables. But that's all he can make, and I don't need anymore tables.",Interesting analogy.
Interesting analogy.,I'm babbling.
I'm babbling.,"No, you're not."
"No, you're not.",I m so mad at him!!
I m so mad at him!!,You should be. He lied to you. So did Cynthia.
You should be. He lied to you. So did Cynthia.,"Yeah, I know, but somehow I expect that from her, I mean, she'll do it with almost anybody, I don't know, I shouldn't stick up for her I guess, but him. He lied so... deeply!! Ooo, I want to watch him die!!"
Who? Elizabeth?,Yes.
Yes.,You mean you're still in contact with her?
You mean you're still in contact with her?,No.
No.,But you're planning to be?
But you're planning to be?,I don't know. Possibly.
I don't know. Possibly.,"Wait a minute, wait a minute. What's going on here? Did you come back here just to see her again?"
"Wait a minute, wait a minute. What's going on here? Did you come back here just to see her again?",Not entirely.
Not entirely.,But that was part of it?
But that was part of it?,Yes.
Yes.,Like maybe a big part?
Like maybe a big part?,Possibly.
Possibly.,"Graham, I mean, what do you think her reaction is going to be if you contact her?"
"Graham, I mean, what do you think her reaction is going to be if you contact her?",I don't know.
I don't know.,"Look at you, look at what's happened to you, look how you've changed! Don't you think she will have changed?"
"Look at you, look at what's happened to you, look how you've changed! Don't you think she will have changed?",I don't know. I really would rather not talk about it.
I don't know. I really would rather not talk about it.,"Whoa!! I'm so glad we got that on tape!! You won't answer a question about Elizabeth, but I have to answer all these intimate questions about my life!! Graham, what do you think she's going to make of all these videotapes? Are you going to tell her about them? I can't imagine her being too understanding about that. But since you don't lie anymore, you'll have to say something."
"Whoa!! I'm so glad we got that on tape!! You won't answer a question about Elizabeth, but I have to answer all these intimate questions about my life!! Graham, what do you think she's going to make of all these videotapes? Are you going to tell her about them? I can't imagine her being too understanding about that. But since you don't lie anymore, you'll have to say something.","As I said, I haven't decided what to do, exactly. Perhaps I won't do anything."
"As I said, I haven't decided what to do, exactly. Perhaps I won't do anything.","Oh, you just moved here to think about it, right?"
"Jesus Christ! What the happened? I came home and your car was gone, the door was open, I thought for sure you'd been abducted by some mad I was literally just calling the cops when you walked in. What happened?",I want out of this marriage.
I want out of this marriage.,What?
What?,I want out of this marriage.
I want out of this marriage.,Why?
Why?,We'll call it uncontested or whatever. I just want out.
"That son of a Well, at least I know you didn't him.","No, but I wanted to. I really wanted to, partially just to you off."
You son of a,Not very often.
you!!,Yes.
Are you afraid of his reaction? Of his finding you silly for thinking of such things?,"No. I don't know. I haven't told him about the garbage thing because I'm off at him right now. He's letting some old college buddy stay at our house for a couple of days, and he didn't even ask me about it. I mean, I would've said yes, I just wish he would've asked."
"No. I don't know. I haven't told him about the garbage thing because I'm off at him right now. He's letting some old college buddy stay at our house for a couple of days, and he didn't even ask me about it. I mean, I would've said yes, I just wish he would've asked.",What upsets you about that?
What upsets you about that?,"I guess I'm upset because I can't really justify being upset, I mean, it's his house, really, he pays the mortgage."
"I guess I'm upset because I can't really justify being upset, I mean, it's his house, really, he pays the mortgage.","But he asked you to quit your job, and you do have housework."
"But he asked you to quit your job, and you do have housework.","Yeah, I know."
"Yeah, I know.","This unexpected visit notwithstanding, how are things with John?"
"This unexpected visit notwithstanding, how are things with John?","Fine, I guess. Except right now I'm going through this where I don't want him to touch me."
I hate my sister.,Why?
Why?,"Because all she thinks about are these guys she's after and I just hate her she's such a little I thought that in high school and I think that now. Why do people have to be so obsessed with all what's the big deal? I mean, it's okay and everything, but I don't understand when people let it control them, control their lives, why do they do that?"
"There are many things that can exert control over one's life, good and bad. Religion, greed, philanthropy, drugs.","I know, but this... I just feel like everybody I know right now is obsessed with"
"Besides, even if I decided to his brains out, what business is that of yours?",Do you have to say that?
Do you have to say that?,What?
What?,You know what. You say it just to irritate me.
You know what. You say it just to irritate me.,I say it because it's descriptive.
I say it because it's descriptive.,"Well, he doesn't strike me as the kind of person that would go in for that sort of thing, anyway."
"Well, he doesn't strike me as the kind of person that would go in for that sort of thing, anyway.","Ann, you always underestimate me."
"Ann, you always underestimate me.","Well, I wonder why."
"Well, I wonder why.",I think you're afraid to put the two of us in the same room together. I think you're afraid he'll be undeniably drawn to me.
I think you're afraid to put the two of us in the same room together. I think you're afraid he'll be undeniably drawn to me.,"Oh, for God's sake. Really, Cynthia, really, I don't think he's your type."
"Oh, for God's sake. Really, Cynthia, really, I don't think he's your type.","""My type""? What is this How would you know what ""my type"" is?"
"""My type""? What is this How would you know what ""my type"" is?",I have a pretty good idea.
I have a pretty good idea.,"Ann, you don't have a clue. Look, I don't even know why we're discussing this, I'll just call him myself."
"Ann, you don't have a clue. Look, I don't even know why we're discussing this, I'll just call him myself.",He doesn't have a phone.
He doesn't have a phone.,"Well, I'll call him when he does."
"Well, I'll call him when he does.",But he won't.
But he won't.,What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?,"He's not getting a phone, he doesn't like talking on the phone."
"He's not getting a phone, he doesn't like talking on the phone.","Oh, please. Okay, so give me the Zen master's address, I'll think of a reason to stop by."
"Oh, please. Okay, so give me the Zen master's address, I'll think of a reason to stop by.",Let me talk to him first.
Let me talk to him first.,"Why? Just give me the address, you won't even have to be involved."
"Why? Just give me the address, you won't even have to be involved.",I don't feel right just giving you the address so that you can go over there and...
I don't feel right just giving you the address so that you can go over there and...,And what?
And what?,And... do whatever it is you do.
Lose something?,That diamond stud earring that cost me a fortune.
That diamond stud earring that cost me a fortune.,Are you getting Mom something for her birthday?
Are you getting Mom something for her birthday?,"I don't know, I'll get her a card or something."
"I don't know, I'll get her a card or something.",A card? For her fiftieth birthday?
A card? For her fiftieth birthday?,What's wrong with that?
What's wrong with that?,"Don't you think she deserves a little more than a card? I mean, the woman gave birth to you. It's her fiftieth birthday --"
"Don't you think she deserves a little more than a card? I mean, the woman gave birth to you. It's her fiftieth birthday --",Will you stop? Jesus.
Will you stop? Jesus.,I just thought it might --
I just thought it might --,"Okay, Ann, okay. How about this: you buy her something nice, and I'll pay for half. All right?"
"Okay, Ann, okay. How about this: you buy her something nice, and I'll pay for half. All right?",Fine.
Fine.,"Good. Now, if you'll pardon me, I have to go to work."
"Good. Now, if you'll pardon me, I have to go to work.",I was thinking maybe I shouldn't be in therapy anymore.
I don't... he doesn't want you to come over.,What do you mean he doesn't want me to come over? Did you tell him about me?
What do you mean he doesn't want me to come over? Did you tell him about me?,"No, I didn't."
"No, I didn't.",Why not?
Why not?,Because I never got around to it.
Because I never got around to it.,"Well, why?"
"Well, why?","Because. Cynthia, look, John was right. Graham is strange. Very strange. You don't want to get involved with him."
"Because. Cynthia, look, John was right. Graham is strange. Very strange. You don't want to get involved with him.",What the happened over there? Did he make a pass at you?
What the happened over there? Did he make a pass at you?,No!
No!,"Then what's the story, what's this ""strange"" all of a sudden? Is he drowning puppies, or what?"
"Then what's the story, what's this ""strange"" all of a sudden? Is he drowning puppies, or what?","No, it's nothing like that."
"No, it's nothing like that.","Well, what? Is he dangerous?"
"Well, what? Is he dangerous?","No, he's not dangerous. Not physically."
"No, he's not dangerous. Not physically.","Well, what, then?"
"Well, what, then?",I don't want to talk about it.
I don't want to talk about it.,Then why'd you call me?
Then why'd you call me?,I don't know.
He just asked me questions.,What kinds of questions?
What kinds of questions?,Questions about
Questions about,"Well, like what did he ask, exactly?"
"Oh, okay. I think I get it.",What do you get?
What do you get?,"Well, they must be something because Ann gets freaked out by that Are these tapes of you having with these girls or something?"
"Well, they must be something because Ann gets freaked out by that Are these tapes of you having with these girls or something?",Not exactly.
Not exactly.,"Well, either you are or you aren't. Which is it?"
"Well, either you are or you aren't. Which is it?",Why don't you let me tape you?
Why don't you let me tape you?,Doing what?
Doing what?,Talking.
Talking.,About what?
About what?,"Your history, your preferences."
"Your history, your preferences.",What makes you think I'd discuss that with you?
What makes you think I'd discuss that with you?,Nothing.
Nothing.,You just want to ask me questions?
You just want to ask me questions?,I just want to ask you questions.
I just want to ask you questions.,And that's all?
And that's all?,That's all.
That's all.,Is this how you get off or something? Taping women talking about their experiences?
Is this how you get off or something? Taping women talking about their experiences?,Yes.
Yes.,Would anybody else see the tape?
Would anybody else see the tape?,Absolutely not. They are for my private use only.
Absolutely not. They are for my private use only.,How do we start?
How do we start?,I turn on the camera. You start talking.
I turn on the camera. You start talking.,"And you ask questions, right?"
"And you ask questions, right?",Yes.
Yes.,How long will it take?
How long will it take?,That depends on you. One woman only used three minutes. Another filled up three two hour tapes.
That depends on you. One woman only used three minutes. Another filled up three two hour tapes.,Can I see some of the other tapes to get an idea of what --
Can I see some of the other tapes to get an idea of what --,No.
No.,Do I sit or stand?
Do I sit or stand?,Whichever you prefer.
Whichever you prefer.,I'd rather sit. Are you ready?
I'd rather sit. Are you ready?,Just a moment.
I am now recording. Tell me your name.,Cynthia Patrice Bishop.
Cynthia Patrice Bishop.,Describe for me your first experience.
Describe for me your first experience.,My first experience or the first time I had intercourse?
My first experience or the first time I had intercourse?,Your first experience.
Your first experience.,"I was... eight years old. Michael Green, who was also eight, asked if he could watch me take a I said he could if I could watch him take one, too. He said okay, and then we went into the woods behind our house. I got this feeling he was chickening out because he kept saying, ""Ladies first!"" So I pulled down my underpants and urinated, and he ran away before I even finished."
"I was... eight years old. Michael Green, who was also eight, asked if he could watch me take a I said he could if I could watch him take one, too. He said okay, and then we went into the woods behind our house. I got this feeling he was chickening out because he kept saying, ""Ladies first!"" So I pulled down my underpants and urinated, and he ran away before I even finished.",Was it ever a topic of conversation between the two of you afterward?
Was it ever a topic of conversation between the two of you afterward?,"No. He kind of avoided me for the rest of the summer, and then his family moved away. To Cleveland, actually."
"No. He kind of avoided me for the rest of the summer, and then his family moved away. To Cleveland, actually.",How unfortunate. So when did you finally get to see a
How unfortunate. So when did you finally get to see a,When I was fourteen.
When I was fourteen.,"Live, or in a photograph or film of some sort?"
"Live, or in a photograph or film of some sort?",Very much live.
Very much live.,What did you think? Did it look like you expected?
What did you think? Did it look like you expected?,"Not really. I didn't picture it with veins or ridges or anything, I thought it would be smooth, like a test tube."
"Not really. I didn't picture it with veins or ridges or anything, I thought it would be smooth, like a test tube.",Were you disappointed?
Were you disappointed?,"No. If anything, after I looked at it awhile, it got more interesting. It had character, you know?"
"No. If anything, after I looked at it awhile, it got more interesting. It had character, you know?","What about when you touched it? What did you expect it to feel like, and then what did it really feel like?"
"What about when you touched it? What did you expect it to feel like, and then what did it really feel like?","It was warmer than I thought it would be, and the skin was softer than it looked. It's weird. Thinking about it now, the itself seemed like a separate thing, a separate entity to me. I mean, after he pulled it out and I could look at it and touch it, I completely forgot that there was a guy attached to it. I remember literally being startled when the guy spoke to me."
"It was warmer than I thought it would be, and the skin was softer than it looked. It's weird. Thinking about it now, the itself seemed like a separate thing, a separate entity to me. I mean, after he pulled it out and I could look at it and touch it, I completely forgot that there was a guy attached to it. I remember literally being startled when the guy spoke to me.",What did he say?
What did he say?,He said that my hand felt good.
He said that my hand felt good.,Then what happened?
Then what happened?,"Then I started moving my hand, and then he stopped talking."
John doesn't have with Ann anymore.,Is that what he tells you?
Is that what he tells you?,He doesn't have to tell me.
No.,No? Not even one more?
No? Not even one more?,I never do more than one. I'm sorry.
I never do more than one. I'm sorry.,I can't talk you into it?
I can't talk you into it?,No. You'll have to get somebody else.
No. You'll have to get somebody else.,Now who the is going to do that for me?
Now who the is going to do that for me?,I'm sure a substantial number of men in this town would volunteer.
I'm sure a substantial number of men in this town would volunteer.,"But I want you to do it, I want somebody who will ask the right questions and everything, somebody I can play to and feel safe because you can't do anything."
"But I want you to do it, I want somebody who will ask the right questions and everything, somebody I can play to and feel safe because you can't do anything.","Ouch. Okay, I deserved that. Cynthia, don't you understand? After the first time it's just not spontaneous. There's no edge anymore. Look at the tapes, there is only one date on each label. I have never taped anyone twice."
"Ouch. Okay, I deserved that. Cynthia, don't you understand? After the first time it's just not spontaneous. There's no edge anymore. Look at the tapes, there is only one date on each label. I have never taped anyone twice.",So make an exception.
So make an exception.,No.
No.,How about if you record over the one we already made? You could have the same date and not use another tape. Who would know?
How about if you record over the one we already made? You could have the same date and not use another tape. Who would know?,I would.
I would.,"Well, what the am I supposed to do?"
"Well, what the am I supposed to do?","Cynthia, I don't know."
"Cynthia, I don't know.",I can't believe you're doing this after I let you tape me.
I can't believe you're doing this after I let you tape me.,I'm sorry. I can't do it.
I'm sorry. I can't do it.,"Goddamit, give me my tape, then."
"Goddamit, give me my tape, then.",No.
"I wish I could tell everybody that Ann's a lousy lay. Beautiful, popular, Ann Bishop Millaney.",Could be risky.
Could be risky.,"Well, maybe I could just start a rumor, then."
"Well, maybe I could just start a rumor, then.","No, I mean doing it at my house."
"No, I mean doing it at my house.",Afraid of getting caught?
Afraid of getting caught?,Maybe.
Maybe.,You should be. Can I meet this friend of yours?
You should be. Can I meet this friend of yours?,"Cynthia, I don't think you want to, I mean, you should see the way he dresses. I really think he's in a bad way."
"Cynthia, I don't think you want to, I mean, you should see the way he dresses. I really think he's in a bad way.",I'm intrigued.
I'm intrigued.,You're intrigued?
You're intrigued?,Sure. Maybe he's the man I'm looking for. Then I won't have to worried husbands all the time.
It's just so blatantly I have a hard time believing you did it.,What's so about it?
What's so about it?,That you... you don't even know the guy.
That you... you don't even know the guy.,"Well, you know him, he's a friend of yours, do you think he can be trusted?"
"Well, you know him, he's a friend of yours, do you think he can be trusted?","after what you've told me, I don't know. I should've known, when he showed up dressed like some arty brat."
"after what you've told me, I don't know. I should've known, when he showed up dressed like some arty brat.",I like the way he dresses.
I like the way he dresses.,What if this tape gets into the wrong hands?
What if this tape gets into the wrong hands?,"""The wrong hands""? We're not talking about military secrets, John. They're just tapes that he makes so he can sit around and get off."
"""The wrong hands""? We're not talking about military secrets, John. They're just tapes that he makes so he can sit around and get off.",Jesus Christ. And he doesn't have with any of them? They just talk?
Jesus Christ. And he doesn't have with any of them? They just talk?,Right.
Right.,"Jesus. I could almost understand it if he was these people, almost. Why doesn't he just buy some magazines or movies or something?"
"Jesus. I could almost understand it if he was these people, almost. Why doesn't he just buy some magazines or movies or something?","Doesn't work. He has to know the people, he has to be able to interact with them."
"Doesn't work. He has to know the people, he has to be able to interact with them.","Interact, fine, but did you have to in front of him, for God's sake? I mean..."
"I felt like it, so what? you and Ann make such a big deal out of it.",You told Ann about this?
You told Ann about this?,Of course. She is my sister. I tell her almost everything.
Of course. She is my sister. I tell her almost everything.,I wish you hadn't done that.
I wish you hadn't done that.,Why not?
Why not?,It's just something I'd prefer she didn't know about.
It's just something I'd prefer she didn't know about.,"She's a grown-up, she can handle it."
"She's a grown-up, she can handle it.",I just... Ann is very...
I just... Ann is very...,Hung up.
Hung up.,"It just wasn't a smart thing to do. Did you sign any sort of paper, or did he have any contract with you saying he wouldn't broadcast these tapes?"
"It just wasn't a smart thing to do. Did you sign any sort of paper, or did he have any contract with you saying he wouldn't broadcast these tapes?",No.
No.,You realize you have no recourse legally? This stuff could show up anywhere.
You realize you have no recourse legally? This stuff could show up anywhere.,It won't. I trust him.
It won't. I trust him.,You trust him.
You trust him.,"Yeah, I do. A helluva lot more than I trust you."
"Yeah, I do. A helluva lot more than I trust you.",What do you mean?
What do you mean?,Exactly what I said. I'd trust him before I'd trust you. How much clearer can I be?
Exactly what I said. I'd trust him before I'd trust you. How much clearer can I be?,It hurts that you would say that to me.
It hurts that you would say that to me.,"Oh, please. Come on, John. You're your wife's sister and you hardly been married a year. You're a liar. But at least I know you're a liar. It's the people that don't know, like Ann, that have to watch out."
"Oh, please. Come on, John. You're your wife's sister and you hardly been married a year. You're a liar. But at least I know you're a liar. It's the people that don't know, like Ann, that have to watch out.","By definition you're lying to Ann, too."
"By definition you're lying to Ann, too.","That's right. But I never took a vow in front of and everybody to be ""faithful"" to my sister."
"That's right. But I never took a vow in front of and everybody to be ""faithful"" to my sister.","Look, are we going to do it or not?"
"Look, are we going to do it or not?","Actually, no, I've changed my mind. I shouldn't have called."
"Actually, no, I've changed my mind. I shouldn't have called.","Well, I'm here now. I'd like to do something..."
"Well, I'm here now. I'd like to do something...",How about straightening up the living room?
"Come on, John. You should be happy, we've gone this far without Ann finding out, I'm making it real easy on you. Just walk out of here and I'll see you at your house for a family dinner sometime.",Did he put you up to this?
Did he put you up to this?,Who?
Who?,Graham.
Graham.,"No, he didn't put me up to this. Jesus, I don't need people to tell me what I should do. I've just been thinking about things, that's all."
"No, he didn't put me up to this. Jesus, I don't need people to tell me what I should do. I've just been thinking about things, that's all.",I can't believe I let him stay in my house. Right under my nose. That deviant was right under my nose and I didn't see him.
I can't believe I let him stay in my house. Right under my nose. That deviant was right under my nose and I didn't see him.,If he had been under your you'd have spotted him for sure.
If he had been under your you'd have spotted him for sure.,you... you're mean.
you... you're mean.,I know. Will you please leave now?
I know. Will you please leave now?,Maybe I don't want to leave. Maybe I want to talk.
Maybe I don't want to leave. Maybe I want to talk.,"John, we have nothing to talk about."
"John, we have nothing to talk about.","I knew it, I knew it. Things are getting complicated."
"I knew it, I knew it. Things are getting complicated.","No, John, things are getting real simple."
"Hi, John.","Where are the tapes, Graham?"
"Where are the tapes, Graham?",What tapes?
What tapes?,You know which tapes! Where are they?
You know which tapes! Where are they?,"John, as a lawyer, you should know that those tapes are private property."
"John, as a lawyer, you should know that those tapes are private property.","So is my wife,"
"So is my wife,","She's not property, John, she's a person. Were you just going to keep right on lying to her?"
"She's not property, John, she's a person. Were you just going to keep right on lying to her?",What the do you think? I love Ann. You think I'm going to tell her about Cynthia and hurt her feelings like that?
What the do you think? I love Ann. You think I'm going to tell her about Cynthia and hurt her feelings like that?,you need help.
you need help.,"I need help? Whose sitting by himself in a room choking his chauncey to a bunch of videotapes, Graham? Not me, buddy. You're the nut. Now show me those tapes."
"I need help? Whose sitting by himself in a room choking his chauncey to a bunch of videotapes, Graham? Not me, buddy. You're the nut. Now show me those tapes.",No.
No.,"I'm not kidding, Graham, you'd better do what I say. Give me those tapes."
"I'm not kidding, Graham, you'd better do what I say. Give me those tapes.",No.
"Graham, I swear to Christ I'll your scrawny Now give me those tapes.",No.
"Your keys, Your two keys!! Give them to me!!",I'm not going to give you my keys.
IBM.,"Brian Kirkland, please."
"Brian Kirkland, please.",May I ask who's calling?
May I ask who's calling?,John Millaney.
John Millaney.,One moment.
One moment.,"Anyway, I've always said, the work is the thing. I can be happy without a marriage, but take away my work, that's different. And if Ann can't handle that, that's her problem, like we re all alone in this world, you know what I'm saying? I mean, Jesus, what's takin' this guy?"
Mr. Millaney?,Yeah.
Yeah.,Mr. Forman would like to see you in his office.
Mr. Forman would like to see you in his office.,"Okay, in a minute, I'm on with a client."
"Okay, in a minute, I'm on with a client.",He said immediately.
He said immediately.,"All right, jesus."
"Do you want to make love? You're absolutely beautiful, those eyes, that expression. You're absolutely the most sexy thing alive. Do you want to make love?","Nick, you're so strange..."
"Good shape for an old man, eh?","Mr. Parkins, what makes you think you caught these lumps of yours from a young lady?"
"Mr. Parkins, what makes you think you caught these lumps of yours from a young lady?","She had a couple just like them. Right here near her belly button. You could push 'em around. I thought they were kinda sexy, myself."
"She had a couple just like them. Right here near her belly button. You could push 'em around. I thought they were kinda sexy, myself.",Didn't she ever have these lumps looked at by a doctor?
Didn't she ever have these lumps looked at by a doctor?,Didn't seem worried about them.
Didn't seem worried about them.,Was this girl from Starliner Towers?
Was this girl from Starliner Towers?,"Yep. She lived in 1208. But we usually went to my place. Bigger liquor cabinet, bigger bed. She was gone when I got back from my last Florida trip. Too bad. Had a beautiful tan. Must have gone home to mother."
"Yep. She lived in 1208. But we usually went to my place. Bigger liquor cabinet, bigger bed. She was gone when I got back from my last Florida trip. Too bad. Had a beautiful tan. Must have gone home to mother.",Was her name Annabelle Horsefield?
Was her name Annabelle Horsefield?,That's the one.
"Did you /hear/ that, Oliver.","Yes, Betty. But the false promise of a new dawn is usually followed by a most bloody sunset."
"Betty, it's imperative we get Janet out of Flavors' fast fingers and Brad out of that before they both disappear forever. If only I could place that name -- McKinley?",He was a President.
He was a President.,"President? Past Presidents! Betty, this is beginning to add up."
"President? Past Presidents! Betty, this is beginning to add up.",Really. What'll I pin this on?
Really. What'll I pin this on?,"Faith, Betty. But make sure it's your own."
"You don't think I you, I'll you.",I'm a bad girl. I'm a bad girl.
"You picked him up and you him, didn't you,",I picked him up and I him. I'm a bad girl.
I picked him up and I him. I'm a bad girl.,"And you liked him, didn't you, you little"
"And you liked him, didn't you, you little",I liked it when you caught me him.
The was that?,The wallet! He took Derek's wallet!
What do you think?,Tight as a nun's but qood concentration. Nice fruit.
"Tastes good to me. You live around here, Stephanie?",In Santa Ynez. And I agree with you about Cab Franc.
In Santa Ynez. And I agree with you about Cab Franc.,Oh yeah? We're just over in Buellton. Windmill Inn.
Oh yeah? We're just over in Buellton. Windmill Inn.,Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.,You know a named Maya? Works at the Hitching Post?
You know a named Maya? Works at the Hitching Post?,Sure I know Maya. Real well.
Sure I know Maya. Real well.,No We just had a drink with her last night. Miles knows her.
I can explain.,You said you loved me! You I hope you die!
It'd be the best thing for you. You know what? I'm going to get you laid this week. That's going to be my best man gift to you. I'm not going to give you a pen knife or a gift certificate or any of that other horseshit.,I'd rather have a knife.
I'd rather have a knife.,"No. No. You've been officially depressed for like two years now, and you were always a negative guy anyway, even in college. Now it's worse -- you're wasting away. Teaching English to eighth-graders when they should be reading what you wrote. Your books."
"No. No. You've been officially depressed for like two years now, and you were always a negative guy anyway, even in college. Now it's worse -- you're wasting away. Teaching English to eighth-graders when they should be reading what you wrote. Your books.",I'm working on it.
You still seeing that shrink?,I went on Monday. But I spent most of the time helping him with his computer.
I went on Monday. But I spent most of the time helping him with his computer.,"Well, I say therapy and what's that stuff you take, Xanax?"
"Well, I say therapy and what's that stuff you take, Xanax?","And Lexapro, yes."
"And Lexapro, yes.","Well, I say that. You need to get your joint worked on, that's what you need."
"Well, I say that. You need to get your joint worked on, that's what you need.","Jack. This week is not about me. It's about you. I'm going to show you a good time. We're going to drink a lot of good wine, play some golf, eat some great food, enjoy the scenery and send you off in style."
"Jack. This week is not about me. It's about you. I'm going to show you a good time. We're going to drink a lot of good wine, play some golf, eat some great food, enjoy the scenery and send you off in style.",And get your bone smooched.
How would you rate this one?,"Usually they start you on the wines with learning disabilities, but this one's pretty good. This is the new one, right, Chris?"
"Doesn't mean When Christine was a hostess at Sushi Roku, she wore a big engagement ring to keep guys from hitting on her. Think it worked? no. How do you think I met her?",This gal's married to I think a Philosophy professor at UC Santa Barbara.
This gal's married to I think a Philosophy professor at UC Santa Barbara.,So what's a professor's wife doing waitressing? Obviously that's over.
So what's a professor's wife doing waitressing? Obviously that's over.,"You don't know anything about this woman. Calm down. Let's just eat, okay? The duck is excellent and pairs nicely with the Highliner Pinot."
"So what're we going to have? Pigs in a blanket? The ""rancher's special breakfast""? Or maybe just some grease and with a side of lard?",So what's the plan today?
So what's the plan today?,"We head north, begin the grape tour up there, make our way south so the more we drink the closer we get to the motel."
"Jesus Christ, Miles. Get out!",I want to go home now.
I want to go home now.,You've been divorced for two years already. People move on. She has! It's like you enjoy self-pity. Makes you feel special or something.
You've been divorced for two years already. People move on. She has! It's like you enjoy self-pity. Makes you feel special or something.,Is she bringing him to the wedding?
Is she bringing him to the wedding?,What do you think?
What do you think?,You drop this bombshell on me. Why didn't you tell me before?
You drop this bombshell on me. Why didn't you tell me before?,Because I knew you'd freak out and probably get so depressed you wouldn't even come on this trip. But then I figured here would be the best place to tell you. We're here to forget about all that We're here to party!
Because I knew you'd freak out and probably get so depressed you wouldn't even come on this trip. But then I figured here would be the best place to tell you. We're here to forget about all that We're here to party!,I'm going to be a pariah. Everyone's just going to be holding their breath to see if I'm going to get and make a scene. Plus Tony Levin?
I'm going to be a pariah. Everyone's just going to be holding their breath to see if I'm going to get and make a scene. Plus Tony Levin?,"No, no, no. It's cool. I talked to Victoria. She's cool. Everyone's cool."
"No, no, no. It's cool. I talked to Victoria. She's cool. Everyone's cool.",You've all been talking about it? Behind my back? Talking about it?
"Stephanie, holy Chick had it all going on.","Well, she is cute."
"Well, she is cute.",Cute? She's a hottie. And you almost tell her I'm getting married. What's the matter with you? Gotta love it. Gotta love it.
"Stop it. You are blowing a great opportunity here, Miles. Maya, man. She's great. She's cool. She's funny. She knows wine. What is this morose come-down These girls want to party. And what was that ten-minute lecture on, what was it, Vouvrays? I mean, come on!",Let's just say I'm uncomfortable with the whole scenario.
Let's just say I'm uncomfortable with the whole scenario.,"Oh Jesus, Miles."
"Miles, she is nasty. Nasty nasty nasty.","Well, I'm glad you got it out of your system. Congratulations. Mission accomplished."
I was hoping to get some understanding from you. And I'm not getting it.,Understanding of what?
Understanding of what?,Like I might be in love with another woman.
Like I might be in love with another woman.,In love? Twenty-four hours with some wine-pourer chick and you think you're in love? And give up everything?
In love? Twenty-four hours with some wine-pourer chick and you think you're in love? And give up everything?,Look who's talking. You've been there.
Look who's talking. You've been there.,"Yes I have, and do I look like a happy man? Was all that drama with Brenda a happy thing for me to do? Huh? Was it? Is she a part of my life now?"
"Yes I have, and do I look like a happy man? Was all that drama with Brenda a happy thing for me to do? Huh? Was it? Is she a part of my life now?","This is totally different. I'm talking about avoiding what you're talking about. That's the distinction. I have not made the commitment yet. I am not married. I have not said the words. In a few days, I might get married, and if I do, then I won't be doing stuff like this anymore. Otherwise, what's the whole point of getting married?"
"This is totally different. I'm talking about avoiding what you're talking about. That's the distinction. I have not made the commitment yet. I am not married. I have not said the words. In a few days, I might get married, and if I do, then I won't be doing stuff like this anymore. Otherwise, what's the whole point of getting married?",And what about Stephanie? She's a woman -- with a kid. A single mom. What do you think she's looking for? Huh?
And what about Stephanie? She's a woman -- with a kid. A single mom. What do you think she's looking for? Huh?,"Here's what I'm thinking. We move up here, you and me, buy a vineyard. You design your own wine; I'll handle the business side. Then you get inspired and write a new novel. As for me, if an audition comes along, LA'S two hours away. Not even."
"Here's what I'm thinking. We move up here, you and me, buy a vineyard. You design your own wine; I'll handle the business side. Then you get inspired and write a new novel. As for me, if an audition comes along, LA'S two hours away. Not even.",You're crazy. You've gone crazy.
You're crazy. You've gone crazy.,What do you care anyway? You don't even like Christine.
What do you care anyway? You don't even like Christine.,What? Of course I like Christine.
What? Of course I like Christine.,"You said she was shallow. Yeah, and a nouveau riche."
"You said she was shallow. Yeah, and a nouveau riche.",That was three years ago after that first party!
That was three years ago after that first party!,"Look, Miles, all I know is I'm an actor. All I have is my instinct. My intuition -- that's all I have. And you're asking me to go against it. And that's just wrong."
Nice shot.,You're an
What about your agent? Hear anything yet?,Nope.
Nope.,What do you think's going on?
What do you think's going on?,Could be anything.
Could be anything.,Been checking your messages?
Been checking your messages?,Obsessively.
Obsessively.,Huh.
Huh.,They probably think my book is such a piece of that it's not even worthy of a response. I guess I'll just have to learn how to kiss off three years of my life.
They probably think my book is such a piece of that it's not even worthy of a response. I guess I'll just have to learn how to kiss off three years of my life.,"But you don't know yet, so your negativity's a bit premature, wouldn't you say?"
hit into us.,"Hey, That's not cool!"
"Hey, That's not cool!",Throw me his ball.
So tell me everything. Details. I like details.,No.
No.,What?
What?,It's private.
It's private.,"You're kidding, right? Tell me what happened, you or I'll tie your in a knot."
"You're kidding, right? Tell me what happened, you or I'll tie your in a knot.",Let's leave it alone.
"You didn't get any, did you? You're a","Just stop, okay? Make something up, and that's what happened. Whatever you want. Write my confession, and I'll sign it. Just stop pushing me all the time! I can't take it! You're an infant! This is all a big party for you, but not for me! This is serious. And you -- Just... leave me alone, okay? You're me up."
"Just stop, okay? Make something up, and that's what happened. Whatever you want. Write my confession, and I'll sign it. Just stop pushing me all the time! I can't take it! You're an infant! This is all a big party for you, but not for me! This is serious. And you -- Just... leave me alone, okay? You're me up.",Wow. Okay. Calm down. Sorry.
"Tastes like the back of a LA schoolbus. Probably didn't de-stem, hoping for some semblance of concentration, crushed it up with leaves and mice, wound up with this rancid tar and turpentine mouthwash Raid.","I don't know. Tastes okay to me. Hey, they got a reserve pinot."
"I don't know. Tastes okay to me. Hey, they got a reserve pinot.",Let me use your phone.
Let me use your phone.,What's up?
What's up?,I can't take it anymore. I've got to call Evelyn.
"Just write another one. You have lots of ideas, right?","No, I'm finished. I'm not a writer. I'm a middle-school English teacher. I'm going to spend the rest of my life grading essays and reading the works of others. It's okay. I like books. The world doesn't give a what I have to say. I'm unnecessary. I'm so insignificant, I can't even myself."
"No, I'm finished. I'm not a writer. I'm a middle-school English teacher. I'm going to spend the rest of my life grading essays and reading the works of others. It's okay. I like books. The world doesn't give a what I have to say. I'm unnecessary. I'm so insignificant, I can't even myself.",What's that supposed to mean?
What's that supposed to mean?,"You know -- Hemingway, Sexton, Woolf, Plath, Delmore Schwartz. You can't yourself before you've even been published."
"You know -- Hemingway, Sexton, Woolf, Plath, Delmore Schwartz. You can't yourself before you've even been published.","What about that guy who wrote Confederacy of Dunces? He committed suicide before he got published, and look how famous he is."
"What about that guy who wrote Confederacy of Dunces? He committed suicide before he got published, and look how famous he is.",Thanks.
Thanks.,Don't give up. You're going to make it.
Don't give up. You're going to make it.,"Half my life is over, and I have nothing to show for it. I'm a thumbprint on the window of a skyscraper. I'm a smudge of excrement on a tissue surging out to sea with a million tons of raw sewage."
"Half my life is over, and I have nothing to show for it. I'm a thumbprint on the window of a skyscraper. I'm a smudge of excrement on a tissue surging out to sea with a million tons of raw sewage.",See? Right there. Just what you just said. That's beautiful. A thumbprint on a skyscraper. I couldn't write that.
See? Right there. Just what you just said. That's beautiful. A thumbprint on a skyscraper. I couldn't write that.,Neither could I. I think it's Bukowski.
So how did Stephanie know it was Saturday? We didn't get into that with Gary.,Huh. Let me think.
Huh. Let me think.,You sure you didn't say anything to Maya?
You sure you didn't say anything to Maya?,"Sure I'm sure. And just what are you implying? I'm really off at you about all this, if you want to know the truth. What's Maya going to think of me now just for associating with you? You're the one who's sabotaging me, not the other way around, pal. Not by a longshot."
chick's married.,What?
What?,"Her husband works a night shift or something, and he comes home, and I'm on the floor with my in his wife's"
"Her husband works a night shift or something, and he comes home, and I'm on the floor with my in his wife's","Jesus, Jack. Jesus. And you walked all the way back from Solvang?"
"Jesus, Jack. Jesus. And you walked all the way back from Solvang?",Ran. Twisted my ankle too.
Ran. Twisted my ankle too.,"That's five clicks, Jackson."
"That's five clicks, Jackson.",it's five clicks! At one point I had to cut through an ostrich farm. are mean.
We gotta go back.,What?
What?,"I left my wallet. My credit cards, cash, ID, everything. We gotta go back."
"I left my wallet. My credit cards, cash, ID, everything. We gotta go back.",Big deal. We'll call right now and cancel your cards.
Big deal. We'll call right now and cancel your cards.,You don't understand. The wedding bands. The wedding bands are in my wallet.
You don't understand. The wedding bands. The wedding bands are in my wallet.,"Okay, so they were in your wallet, and you left your wallet somewhere. Some bar. Christine'll understand."
"Okay, so they were in your wallet, and you left your wallet somewhere. Some bar. Christine'll understand.",No. She ordered them special. Took her forever to find them. They've got this design on them with dolphins and our names engraved in Sanskrit. We've got to go back. Christine'll crucify me.
No. She ordered them special. Took her forever to find them. They've got this design on them with dolphins and our names engraved in Sanskrit. We've got to go back. Christine'll crucify me.,No way. No way.
No way. No way.,"Please, Miles, please."
"Please, Miles, please.",Forget it. Your wallet was stolen at a bar. Happens every day.
She tell you she was married?,Yeah.
Yeah.,So what the were you thinking?
So what the were you thinking?,Wasn't supposed to be back till six. rolls in at five.
Wasn't supposed to be back till six. rolls in at five.,"Cutting it a little close, don't you think? So how was she? Compared to Stephanie, say."
"Cutting it a little close, don't you think? So how was she? Compared to Stephanie, say.",as Flopping around like a landed trout.
Want me to drive?,"No, I'm okay."
"No, I'm okay.","Hey, why don't you invite Maya to the wedding?"
"Hey, why don't you invite Maya to the wedding?","Somehow I don't think inviting Maya to your wedding is the right move. In fact, after your it's going to be hard for me to even go to the Hitching Post again."
"Somehow I don't think inviting Maya to your wedding is the right move. In fact, after your it's going to be hard for me to even go to the Hitching Post again.",You're so negative.
What the,You said it looked like a car accident.
You said it looked like a car accident.,What the
What the,I'll pay for it.
Victoria! How the are you?,"Fine. What's, uh, what's on your mind?"
"Fine. What's, uh, what's on your mind?",Heard you got remarried! Congratulations. Didn't think you had the stomach for another go-round.
Heard you got remarried! Congratulations. Didn't think you had the stomach for another go-round.,"Oh, Miles. You're"
"Oh, Miles. You're","Just some local Pinot, you know, then a little Burgundy. That old Cotes de Beaune!"
Stephanie! Stop!,You Lying piece of You're getting married on Saturday? What was all that you said to me?
What's the rule about getting up in the middle of the night?,Only for or
Only for or,Right.
It's not contaminated. It's just tap water. Pour it in his bowl.,It tastes funny.
It tastes funny.,He licks his butt everyday. He's not going to mind.
I wouldn't do that. You're going to need every gun when that posse gets here.,Posse? What the you talking about?
Posse? What the you talking about?,"My partner and me robbed the bank in Turley and headed out with a posse on our tails. My partner there caught one a ways back, and I think he kicked off while I was looking for this canyon. You're Dawson, ain't you? I'm Tex LaRue. Used to ride with Ry Morris. You know him. Well, Andy Sims told me there was a hideout here, so I headed for it. Hope you don't mind."
No! You will not give in to that blackmailing,Excuse us.
You're not renewing my contract.,How can I? Your last three pictures tanked. The board is giving me No bankable star will work with you after this. If you just compromised... a little.
"You already do. But my actor won't get old, lazy or -- won't throw tantrums, demand a body double, script changes or a bigger trailer. The Disney Corporation has been using artificial actors for years.","That's the point, Hank. No matter how good they are, they're still Mickey Mouse. Everyone's tried. Everyone's failed. It can't be done."
"That's the point, Hank. No matter how good they are, they're still Mickey Mouse. Everyone's tried. Everyone's failed. It can't be done.","It can -- with my new computer code, you and me, we can do it together."
"It can -- with my new computer code, you and me, we can do it together.",I don't know anything about computers.
I don't know anything about computers.,That's why you're so perfect. You have something I don't have.
That's why you're so perfect. You have something I don't have.,What's that?
What's that?,An eye -- for performance. You know the truth when you see it. I know. I've seen your movies. I love your movies.
An eye -- for performance. You know the truth when you see it. I know. I've seen your movies. I love your movies.,You do?
You do?,"""Straw God"" changed my life."
"""Straw God"" changed my life.",You saw that?
You saw that?,"I've seen every frame of your work. You're the only filmmaker in Hollywood with the artistic integrity to realize my vision. You and me, art and science... we are the perfect marriage."
"I've seen every frame of your work. You're the only filmmaker in Hollywood with the artistic integrity to realize my vision. You and me, art and science... we are the perfect marriage.","Listen, Hank, it's been a rough day. I'll call you about his next week."
"Listen, Hank, it's been a rough day. I'll call you about his next week.",I won't be here next week. The tumor's inoperable. I'll be dead.
I won't be here next week. The tumor's inoperable. I'll be dead.,I'm already dead.
"So they're probably here. You might be able to sell this 'disappearing act' to the rest of the world, but I'm not buying it. What's really behind this Simone woman? The public has a right to know. Why is she staying out of sight? And why the is she with you? I don't want you to take this the wrong way, Viktor, but you're not exactly Cecil B. DeMille -- more run-of-the-mill.","Maybe the reason she's with me is a little thing called integrity, Sayer. Look it up."
You have a strong unfufilled desire.,Yeah. To get the off this farm.
Yeah. To get the off this farm.,No. This is something spiritual. An ambition.
No. This is something spiritual. An ambition.,The band.
"Hey, isn't that the preacher?",Find out what's holding things up. I want to get the off this farm.
"There's something weird going on here, Suzie.",No
No,I'm serious. Get this. I had a careful look at that alternator. It's clearly been messed with... it's not wear and tear that caused that breakdown...
I'm serious. Get this. I had a careful look at that alternator. It's clearly been messed with... it's not wear and tear that caused that breakdown...,You're saying someone's trying to keep us on the farm...?
You're saying someone's trying to keep us on the farm...?,Not someone -- Mac.
Come on --,"Suzie, face it. The only ""axe"" he's picked up since we came here... is a real one. He doesn't give a about the band anymore... or about you."
Hmmm. This isn't bad.,Manure... is life.
We've got to call someone -- get the sheriff--,The Sheriff?! We don't need the sheriff!!! We need to get the out of here!
Yeah. Maybe I can pick a little cotton for da masta.,"You got something against farm people, Keith?"
"You got something against farm people, Keith?","Not at all. They lynched my ancestors, they smell like manure, they have with their relatives... and they all have two first names: ""Bobby- Joe"" --"
"What the you talking about, man?",He's right. You were behind.
Asphyxiation. Choked to death on a ham sandwich. Next.,"Buzzzzzzzzzz. Sorry, wrong answer!"
"Buzzzzzzzzzz. Sorry, wrong answer!",Chicken sandwich?
Chicken sandwich?,Bzzzzzzzzzt!
Bzzzzzzzzzt!,you! Who cares what sandwich the was eating?
"How does it feel, Keith?",you! all of you! I'm done kickin' it with cows and roosters. -- And drinking moonshine with Johnny Cash! Senior AND Junior!
you! all of you! I'm done kickin' it with cows and roosters. -- And drinking moonshine with Johnny Cash! Senior AND Junior!,Is that right?
Is that right?,"Yeah, that's right! I'm outta here -- Y'all can kiss my city goodbye!... I'm gone with the wind."
I'm talking to the spirit of Jethro Macdonald. Is it okay to have in your old attic with your grandson? We'll be careful of the bed --,Let it go.
Let it go.,"I bet if he were still alive, he'd like to watch."
We're almost ready. What the are you doing out here?,I... heard something... came in here last night. Must have gone to sleep.
"Bill, you're Chief of police now.","Comes with some responsibility, like keeping your people in line."
"Comes with some responsibility, like keeping your people in line.","You're right, Jack. Margaret, you're fired."
"Bill, this Brenda's Randy Flagg's niece. We need to find Grant yesterday! The town council has lit a Roman candle and stuck it up my","Jack, your leisure activities ain't my business."
"Jack, your leisure activities ain't my business.","Don't with me, Bill. Your post here as Chief is in dire straits you don't work this out."
That young lady heard you say 'squid.' She's gonna go out and create a hysteria!,"Sherry, you gonna create a hysteria?"
"My father, he was -- he was real close to evil. People didn't know. Still don't. From the time I was a toddler he'd beat the out of me. I don't mean just like a smack for smart--mouthing... he took a real enjoyment in it. And when I turned eleven or twelve, things... well, they got worse. Starla looks at Bill, who seems struck.","When you wanted to run away, I called your dad."
"When you wanted to run away, I called your dad.","That wasn't a good night, no."
"That wasn't a good night, no.",I'm sorry.
"After all this tonight, I know for sure now you regret not running off with me to Hollywood!",Starla. I always regretted that.
He's a Martian?!,"A Martian is from Mars, Trevor."
"When I buy my zoo, I'm leaving them things the out!",Shelby!
What the are we going to do?!,"Just block the doors, any way you can."
What?,"Oh yeah. you,"
I think we best get you to a hospital right quick.,"What the they gonna do with her in a hospital, Bill?"
"My sister Megan, she's a big cow. Was then, even more so now. I'd be thinking, what'd you see in her ain't in me?","girl, you couldn't'a been eleven."
"girl, you couldn't'a been eleven.",I was game!
Who's the lucky fella?,lucky. Never marry a half--Mexican.
lucky. Never marry a half--Mexican.,Already ain't. Married a named --
Already ain't. Married a named --,Starla Covington. Don't be ignorant. Everyone knows that. prom queen.
"He's teaching environmental science, Grant. Probably wants to borrow my lesson plans from last semester.","Oh yeah, that's what he wants to borrow, this guy."
"Oh yeah, that's what he wants to borrow, this guy.",It's just a work thing.
It's just a work thing.,"Work thing Starla. He just wants to get in your Him and most these other ones around here. That's where their minds is at, them sick"
I can't believe there's two thousand people here to watch a bunch of guys back up their trucks.,"America's bored. Now, what do you want?"
"America's bored. Now, what do you want?",You to forget this Roadeo and take on a real challenge.
What the hell's going on?,I forget to tell you. I'm running blocker for four hundred cases of illegal brew.
"-- Trucking ain't the easiest life in the world. I mean, you can't make it much past fifty and you sure as don't get a gold watch when you hang it all up. But I like keeping on the move. You know?",Do I know? I'm an authority on it.
Do I know? I'm an authority on it.,"I guess if there's one lesson I've learned, it's that even misery has a tough time hitting a moving target. I forgot your question?"
"I guess if there's one lesson I've learned, it's that even misery has a tough time hitting a moving target. I forgot your question?",You plan on driving trucks all your life?
You plan on driving trucks all your life?,I... uh... I don't know. I guess don't like to think about it.
I... uh... I don't know. I guess don't like to think about it.,Then let's change the subject. What do you think about forced school busing?
"All right, here's our plan of communication, so as to avoid Smokey.",Go.
Go.,"Now, if I say go to channel three, it really means go to six."
"Now, if I say go to channel three, it really means go to six.",Six. Got it.
Six. Got it.,"If I say go to twenty-one, go to nineteen."
"If I say go to twenty-one, go to nineteen.",Twenty-one is nineteen.
Twenty-one is nineteen.,"If I say go to two, it's really one."
"If I say go to two, it's really one.","Two is one. Listen, let's just stay on the odd channels and switch everytime. Start in the basement. Now, let's haul"
No one's here.,That's 'cause we're near an hour ahead of schedule.
That's 'cause we're near an hour ahead of schedule.,Let's keep it that way.
"This is Bandit II. Now, where the are you?",On two lane blacktop. Mile marker six-one. How we doin' on time?
On two lane blacktop. Mile marker six-one. How we doin' on time?,Thirty-eight minutes ahead of schedule.
Thirty-eight minutes ahead of schedule.,What's your twenty?
What's your twenty?,"I'm 'bout four miles ahead of you, turkey."
"I'm 'bout four miles ahead of you, turkey.","Not for long, you ain't."
"It ain't ever been done before, hot","See, running Coors Beer east of Texas is what bothers me. It makes me a bootlegger."
I think you're just yellow.,Wonderful psychology. Why don't you say something about my mom? Excuse me.
Gimme three sloppy joes and a coupla cups of hot stuff.,You pass that funky Cobra on the highway?
You pass that funky Cobra on the highway?,Uh-uh. What Cobra?
Uh-uh. What Cobra?,Some boy named Bandit's been givin' the Highway Patrol fits.
Some boy named Bandit's been givin' the Highway Patrol fits.,"Oh, yeah. Good for him."
"Oh, yeah. Good for him.","I don't know where he's goin' or what he's doin', but I sure hope to he makes it."
This is Bandit I. Over.,Where the are you?
Where the are you?,Smokey was on our tail. We had to take a detour to ditch the motherfu...
#NAME?,#NAME?
#NAME?,-- Thanks much. I'd like to get me a Smokey report?
-- Thanks much. I'd like to get me a Smokey report?,-- Road looks clean as a hound's tooth.
-- Road looks clean as a hound's tooth.,#NAME?
"Yeah, -- you're right. I'm sorry.",You shot me and murdered my friends.
You shot me and murdered my friends.,"I did. We -- yeah, I know."
"I did. We -- yeah, I know.",And threw us into the lake.
And threw us into the lake.,"Pretty much, yep."
...I forgive you Darwin.,"Shoot, I appreciate that man."
"Shoot, I appreciate that man.","If I needed your I.D. and your car and me and my brothers were wanted by the law, I woulda killed you to get 'em too."
"If I needed your I.D. and your car and me and my brothers were wanted by the law, I woulda killed you to get 'em too.",You woulda?
You woulda?,Oh yeah. We's just in the wrong place at the wrong time. So don't feel so bad dude.
Oh yeah. We's just in the wrong place at the wrong time. So don't feel so bad dude.,alright then.
alright then.,"I don't mind now anyway. You know, up here in Heaven, it's beautiful. Way better than fuckin' Hawaii or any place like that."
Really?,I'm glad I'm here. I love it. I'm gonna get laid by some fine angels and then go hang out with Jesus and them.
"-- Forget about the tissue damage you're doing to the heart itself. Sustained cocaine abuse will segue you from a very painful ventricular fibrillation into full cardiac arrest. Buddy, nobody knows about your condition, or your drug use. Why you lied to me, knowing that I'd find out anyway, I'll never know, but it imperative now that I see you.",That's not possible. I told you.
That's not possible. I told you.,"There are certain meds, certain intravenous measures that can counteract some of the damage you've done, but I'd have to administer them myself."
"There are certain meds, certain intravenous measures that can counteract some of the damage you've done, but I'd have to administer them myself.","Won't work, we're just gonna have to chance it man. I'm sorry."
"Won't work, we're just gonna have to chance it man. I'm sorry.","No. Sorry comes later, when you're in a partial coma with ambulatory paralysis. Sorry comes when we have to decide which of your limbs have to be amputated because severely constricted blood flow has brought about a gangrenous infection, sorry --"
"No. Sorry comes later, when you're in a partial coma with ambulatory paralysis. Sorry comes when we have to decide which of your limbs have to be amputated because severely constricted blood flow has brought about a gangrenous infection, sorry --","-- Fine, I got it... Lake Tahoe, Nevada. I'll have Hugo book your flight, you can be here in a couple hours. He'll meet you at the airport."
"His law firm, same one that hired me. Israel walked out after he made bail and nobody's seen him since.","Jack, if the rumors hold and Israel is really the great white whale of snitches, then the mob is looking to put all kinds of bullets into his and pour some serious psychotics into the mix to do just that. So what real incentive is there to track him on something as small-time as a skip trace, when it's putting you and yours in the path of severe pain and suffering and an almost certain prelude to doom."
So I guess you're not going.,"if you're on a crazy jag, why stop there, why not take Fort Knox with a slingshot or go into after I like your chances a lot more."
"Yeah, we've been through that.",Then quit acting like somebody in your cereal bowl. Reed just gave us fifty grand.
Then quit acting like somebody in your cereal bowl. Reed just gave us fifty grand.,"-- Jack, what am I doing? I'm standing here, aren't I? Shouldn't that be enough? That I made the trip?"
"-- Jack, what am I doing? I'm standing here, aren't I? Shouldn't that be enough? That I made the trip?",Your attitude sucks.
Your attitude sucks.,I been accused of worse. What do we got...?
I dunno... Cinnamon roll?,"Cinnamon roll? No, good guess though. No, Hugo that looks like And I'm no forensic expert mind you, but that looks like some shot their load on a twelve-thousand dollar calf's skin jacket. The twist? It's My twelve thousand dollar, calf's skin jacket. So y'got human -- -- that's been allowed to soak in for what, six, seven hours now? Work it's way into the fabric-fuck'n fibers -- and while you may never see it in a Tide commercial, I think it still safely qualifies as a ""tough, deep down stain."""
...I'm sorry...,Are you a colossal idiot?
Are you a colossal idiot?,I am. Yeah.
I am. Yeah.,Without peer?
Without peer?,"I -- uh, yeah, I guess, yeah."
"Answer your pages! I've been calling for fifteen minutes, we need you up here to clean NOW!",That's right! RIGHT NOW!
That's probably him now...,"...See, this is one'a them rare moments when y'ass get a chance to be completely honest... and if I'm asking you what you said to Mecklen, assume the is rhetorical... so assume I already know."
"Y'ain't never had to wash another man's blood off, dig it out y'fingernails... Y'had us for that. Y'ain't ever made a real beef on y'own, as light in the as you are, I'll bet you ain't ever made anything more than a fuck'n fist your whole life. So if you think I'mma let your lil' with the dirt I've done for you, in the eleventh hour, sell me off like some field hand me up to the Feds like y'last chip, then you done gone straight MIND!",That's Mecklen. The deal's closing. I can pick that phone up and I can work this out. You'll walk with me.
"And I vibe that kiddo, I do indeed, but it's one'a those fait accompli things, you have to --","I don't have to do Which includes cooperating any further with these until I get what I want! Alright, it, if we gotta hand 'em somebody from our end and they're being hard-ons about it -- make it Hugo, him I don't mind. He needs that regimented thing that prison provides --"
"I don't have to do Which includes cooperating any further with these until I get what I want! Alright, it, if we gotta hand 'em somebody from our end and they're being hard-ons about it -- make it Hugo, him I don't mind. He needs that regimented thing that prison provides --","-- Buddy, it's bigger than that, they want 'em all, Ivy, Beanie --"
"-- Buddy, it's bigger than that, they want 'em all, Ivy, Beanie --","-- this isn't a swap meet Morrey, they're getting Sparazza and the west coast syndicate, giftwrapped, now if that's not good enough --"
"No question, no, you're right. We gotta do what's good for us now.","Fuckin' A, first survive, yes?"
"Fuckin' A, first survive, yes?","Y'gotta, y'gotta. But d'ya think they'll kick ransom for that little assuming we get to'm."
"Y'gotta, y'gotta. But d'ya think they'll kick ransom for that little assuming we get to'm.","Yeah, y'ain't heard the punchline, yet and before I get to it, one more thing I heard, little curious, should probably bring it up... Primo wants Israel's heart. The actual thing, the"
... Jesus... what for?,"-- who can say. He's off his onion, y'know, he's old school Sicilian, this is how they hate."
"-- who can say. He's off his onion, y'know, he's old school Sicilian, this is how they hate.",Wow.
Wow.,"Hey, we nab Israel, they pay t'get'm back, I'll cut the fuckin' thing out m'self, no extra charge. My thing is, we crew up, let's not around, someone's cousin, some Zip off the boat from Naples, let's get pros, people who know how to behave."
"Hey, we nab Israel, they pay t'get'm back, I'll cut the fuckin' thing out m'self, no extra charge. My thing is, we crew up, let's not around, someone's cousin, some Zip off the boat from Naples, let's get pros, people who know how to behave.","Yeah, there's a pair'a broads I'm thinking might be good for this."
"Yeah, there's a pair'a broads I'm thinking might be good for this.","Chances are, they're gonna get into some too, hafta put people down."
"Chances are, they're gonna get into some too, hafta put people down.",That's not a problem. Are we goin' outta pocket ourselves?
That's not a problem. Are we goin' outta pocket ourselves?,"Yeah, I can front this."
"Yeah, I can front this.",Well just so I got a quote in my head. What's the rate for the Swede?
Well just so I got a quote in my head. What's the rate for the Swede?,"That's the punchline, y'ready?"
"That's the punchline, y'ready?",Shoot.
Shoot.,A million flat.
A million flat.,No
No,None whatsoever.
"Well, I'm hearin' the Swede's been dispatched, he's flying so --","Well, uh -- alright, so he's headed in, does that -- where does that leave us?"
"-- No, no, not when y'can see the shore. I hear ya.","Okay, well, y'know, then we just gotta get Israel."
"Okay, well, y'know, then we just gotta get Israel.",I'm working on it.
I'm working on it.,Bag this Buzzy.
Bag this Buzzy.,It's gettin' done Sid.
Georgia on my mind wit'yo fine You know you saved this black man.,"You know I did baby... And a deep, dark one at that. Now if you ain't a dog, which you don't look like --"
"You know I did baby... And a deep, dark one at that. Now if you ain't a dog, which you don't look like --",-- never in a million girl --
-- never in a million girl --,#NAME?
#NAME?,"No doubt. That's my moms there, taught me them skills."
"No doubt. That's my moms there, taught me them skills.",You love her?
You love her?,"My mamma? C'mon shorty, y'gotta ask? You hurtin' pretty bad?"
"My mamma? C'mon shorty, y'gotta ask? You hurtin' pretty bad?",Got hit twice.
Got hit twice.,It's going around ain't it? Mafuckas catching bullets like the common cold up in this I think I accidentally shot and killed my boy today.
It's going around ain't it? Mafuckas catching bullets like the common cold up in this I think I accidentally shot and killed my boy today.,"Well, if it's any comfort, I's goin' in to there to act a fool baby. Straight rockin' heat and slayin' --"
"Well, if it's any comfort, I's goin' in to there to act a fool baby. Straight rockin' heat and slayin' --",For real?
For real?,Mmm-hmm... and your boy very well mighta been one of 'em.
Mmm-hmm... and your boy very well mighta been one of 'em.,True?
True?,Like a mafucka.
Like a mafucka.,That takes some of the sting out.
That takes some of the sting out.,I probably woulda busted on you too... and what a shame that woulda been.
I probably woulda busted on you too... and what a shame that woulda been.,I feel like I know you girl. I feel like I've known you forever. You gonna lemme see your scars?
I feel like I know you girl. I feel like I've known you forever. You gonna lemme see your scars?,"You do the right thing. Sit with me while I heal, let it develop slow."
"You do the right thing. Sit with me while I heal, let it develop slow.",What were you doin' here anyway?
What were you doin' here anyway?,'Spose to this fool named Buddy Israel.
Why?,'Cuz we don't need to draw any more down on our heads. We hit whoever's between us and Israel. I don't want to dead the whole floor and I don't want to be killing women no matter how they make a living.
'Cuz we don't need to draw any more down on our heads. We hit whoever's between us and Israel. I don't want to dead the whole floor and I don't want to be killing women no matter how they make a living.,"Wait, I'm getting some up feedback off that earpiece --"
"When them tricks hit the lobby, holla at me and I'm gonna meet them on the way up, blend in. Once I get inside, I'mma put m'Nina to Israel's head and back out hot. Anybody's with that program, y'break 'em off. They get gully --",I'mma grip and rip girl. I got some handloads here ready to cut heads.
I'mma grip and rip girl. I got some handloads here ready to cut heads.,"Jus' remember, this is more rescuin' than rampagin' What are you shootin'?"
"Jus' remember, this is more rescuin' than rampagin' What are you shootin'?","...Girl, y'know I had to bring big mamma through."
You got the fifty up? y'tryin' t'take down a jumbo jet? Blown the moon out the sky? T'fuck you wanna get that grimy?,The try t'wild out on my boo and it's on and crackin'! I'm layin' out.
The try t'wild out on my boo and it's on and crackin'! I'm layin' out.,"this kevlar ridin' up on me, I wish they made this more sheer."
"Girl, lemme ask you somethin' and I want you t'tell me straight up, since I got my suspicions and y'know I ain't one t'talk circles... you",What!?
What!?,Ain't nuthin' wrong wit' it.
Ain't nuthin' wrong wit' it.,Why you trippin' like that?
Why you trippin' like that?,"-- I don't know, I feel like you always pushin' up on me, gettin' close and I love you baby, in every way you can love a 'cept that one."
"-- I don't know, I feel like you always pushin' up on me, gettin' close and I love you baby, in every way you can love a 'cept that one.",I ain't even goin' dignify that. You my road dog. We threw up sets. Plus you stank.
I ain't even goin' dignify that. You my road dog. We threw up sets. Plus you stank.,you.
What'd you say?,"Not you. Some assholes on the elevator... are these on a permanent smoke break or what? Why the they call'm ""working girls."""
"...Shhhhhhit... girl, there's these two dudes, just sittin' here in this elevator, all shot up...",What?
What?,"They musta been beefin' big time with one another, cuz this got way past words, whatever it was."
"They musta been beefin' big time with one another, cuz this got way past words, whatever it was.",...What are they doin' right now...?
"And so I get this straight, we gotta go in, bust on this punk and remove the heart? Is that for real?","No, no, no, y'gotta go in and get him, pull'm out of wherever he at, forget all that other that's just f'flavor. I'm still getting lil' bits'a this-n-that from this cat Padiche, the man contacting me... Right now, what we got -- -- Is a number and a name... Buddy Israel."
"No, no, no, y'gotta go in and get him, pull'm out of wherever he at, forget all that other that's just f'flavor. I'm still getting lil' bits'a this-n-that from this cat Padiche, the man contacting me... Right now, what we got -- -- Is a number and a name... Buddy Israel.",What else did Padiche say?
What else did Padiche say?,"He said that the could get hot, could get heavy... I said good. 'Cuz I got two of the hottest, heaviest alive."
Meaning Man can do whatever the it wants?,Yes.
Yes.,That's fantastic.
That's fantastic.,Why did you agree to come here?
She'll come back.,"No, she won't."
"No, she won't.",Why would you let her to do that?
Why would you let her to do that?,"It's not human, Kelvin. Whatever it is, it's not human, and I am threatened by that. Evolution-of- the-species-at-stake threatened. And I want to win. I want humans to win. So I am killing it before it kills me."
"It's not human, Kelvin. Whatever it is, it's not human, and I am threatened by that. Evolution-of- the-species-at-stake threatened. And I want to win. I want humans to win. So I am killing it before it kills me.",You
You,Whose side are you on?
You want to her?,Stop it.
Stop it.,You behave as though you want to her.
You behave as though you want to her.,Rheya. Not here.
Rheya. Not here.,"And I just want to know if I'm crazy or not -- if what I think is happening is actually happening. Or am I one of those people, those women, who are blind to what's going on? Who pretend not to see their husband's attention toward another woman?"
"And I just want to know if I'm crazy or not -- if what I think is happening is actually happening. Or am I one of those people, those women, who are blind to what's going on? Who pretend not to see their husband's attention toward another woman?",Let's go home.
Let's go home.,You go home.
You go home.,I am. Please come with me. I don't want to do this here.
I am. Please come with me. I don't want to do this here.,You talk like an actor.
Do you have any idea how much I like you?,I think so.
I think so.,Good. Because I want you to know. I really like you.
"... It was like... the minute I saw her... I knew. She looked so adorable in a cop's uniform... puttin' on a big, tough act...","So it was ""love""."
"So it was ""love"".",Yeah. It was.
Yeah. It was.,"And ""is""...?"
"Stop, will you?!",Let go!
Let go!,Stop being nuts!
Stop being nuts!,I trusted you! I thought you cared about me?!
I trusted you! I thought you cared about me?!,I do care about you!
I do care about you!,More More What kind of odds are they giving me? There must be some kind of office pool. One month? A couple of days?
"The real estate lady left, she couldn't wait anymore. What took you?","Oh, some"
"Oh, some",What honey?
What honey?,You don't want to hear about it.
Honey. You got him.,"I don't know that Ellie. He might get out. Garber's not bein' straight with the witness, she could be in deep if she identifies him, and it's my job to convince her she won't be."
"I don't know that Ellie. He might get out. Garber's not bein' straight with the witness, she could be in deep if she identifies him, and it's my job to convince her she won't be.",She's got to identify him.
She's got to identify him.,Why?
Why?,Because the the only way to stop crime is to identify criminals. I can't believe you're talking this way Mister Detective -- I think she's got a lot of guts.
Because the the only way to stop crime is to identify criminals. I can't believe you're talking this way Mister Detective -- I think she's got a lot of guts.,I think -- she's crazy.
I think -- she's crazy.,I'd identify him.
I'd identify him.,I might stop you.
What?,"Venza assaulted a taxi driver in the Bronx, thirteen months ago. It's coming to court and the judge let him walk because of the pending case law."
Let me drive...,"Get away from me... get away! She means that much to you, you stay with her. But you come back, you come back for me. Not for Tommy, not for your mother, or your job, but for me."
"Get away from me... get away! She means that much to you, you stay with her. But you come back, you come back for me. Not for Tommy, not for your mother, or your job, but for me.",El? I'm sorry. I do love you. And you are a lady. I have so much respect...
"No One-Seventeen, they'll it up! He told me not to tell anybody, to bring Claire and come alone! He won't wait, he knows I'm two minutes away! Koontz, please!","I can't do it, you know that... He's not gonna allow it anyway, Mike. No way is he gonna let anybody walk out of that house alive, who can finger him."
"Uh, yeah. I'm a policeman.",Ever shot anyone?
Ever shot anyone?,Yes.
Yes.,Does it make you... hard?
Does it make you... hard?,... Hard?
... Hard?,"You know, a ""boner?"" I'd heard that it gives you a to shoot a man."
Watch your step!,What the you doin'?!
Jesus Christ.,Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.,And you let me go on about Rosomoff working me too hard? I feel like a complete idiot.
And you let me go on about Rosomoff working me too hard? I feel like a complete idiot.,"You're not half the idiot I am, Harry."
"You taking extension classes, Mr. Jameson?","Parker-- you go here, right? Got your camera?"
"Parker-- you go here, right? Got your camera?",Yeah--
Yeah--,Get inside and get pictures. Fifty bucks.
Get inside and get pictures. Fifty bucks.,Can we make it a hundred?
Can we make it a hundred?,"Seventy. But I want blood and gore. You know, sexy stuff."
"I bet you don't think I appreciate you, Parker. I do.","Well, thanks. You wouldn't believe what I went through to get those. Right after you took my camera, this ambulan--"
"Well, thanks. You wouldn't believe what I went through to get those. Right after you took my camera, this ambulan--",I like enthusiasm. That's why I use a lot of kids. Not just 'cause they work cheap.
I like enthusiasm. That's why I use a lot of kids. Not just 'cause they work cheap.,Mr. Jameson--
Mr. Jameson--,"I got a question, college boy. What the am I supposed to do with these!? I ask for disaster, pathos, what do I get? Salvador Dali! When I want artsy-fartsy double-exposures, I'll ask for--"
"I got a question, college boy. What the am I supposed to do with these!? I ask for disaster, pathos, what do I get? Salvador Dali! When I want artsy-fartsy double-exposures, I'll ask for--",Double-exposures? But they're not-- I was in--
Double-exposures? But they're not-- I was in--,I don't give a gerbil's how you got 'em! I can't print this surreal garbage!
I don't give a gerbil's how you got 'em! I can't print this surreal garbage!,You print pictures of Bigfoot!
You print pictures of Bigfoot!,Bunch of kids at your college say their appliances attacked them. Did you get pictures?
Bunch of kids at your college say their appliances attacked them. Did you get pictures?,Mr. Jameson--
Mr. Jameson--,"No! Washington Square, manhole covers turn into flying saucers and radios explode like A-bombs. Did you get pictures?"
"No! Washington Square, manhole covers turn into flying saucers and radios explode like A-bombs. Did you get pictures?",Can I get a word in edgewise?
Can I get a word in edgewise?,"No! Now get outta my face, kid."
"Is that bug juice, or are you just glad to see me?",Sorry. I'm still getting the hang of this.
Sorry. I'm still getting the hang of this.,"I see. So, Amazing Spider-Man-- I'll assume that's not your given name--"
"I see. So, Amazing Spider-Man-- I'll assume that's not your given name--",Just call me Spidey.
Just call me Spidey.,"Can I get you a snack-- a housefly, maybe?"
"Can I get you a snack-- a housefly, maybe?","Thanks, I already ate."
"Thanks, I already ate.","I'll hate myself in the morning for asking, but what exactly makes you any more amazing than the average on the street?"
"I'll hate myself in the morning for asking, but what exactly makes you any more amazing than the average on the street?",Well...
Flash can be such a,But you like that in a man?
But you like that in a man?,You should write that one down.
You should write that one down.,"""Flash,"" Liz. You're going out with something that calls itself ""Flash."""
"""Flash,"" Liz. You're going out with something that calls itself ""Flash.""",Some prep school thing.
Some prep school thing.,Does it have a human name?
Does it have a human name?,"Eugene. Admit it, Peter-- you'd do anything for a nickname like ""Flash."""
"Eugene. Admit it, Peter-- you'd do anything for a nickname like ""Flash.""",I'd never admit that.
I'd never admit that.,"Hurry up, Flash!"
I'm sorry about being a this afternoon.,Just shut up and close your eyes. This'll hurt.
"Lieutenant, I've triangulated recent bizarre events-- the Bronx, Jersey, Brooklyn-- all rippling out from-- Here. The E.S.U. Science Center. Octavius' experiment seems to have opened a hole in space-time, drastically changing the interrelation between molecular binding, electromagnetism and gravity--","Yeah, that's fascinating, but I'm just a dumb cop lookin' for a psycho killer--"
"Yeah, that's fascinating, but I'm just a dumb cop lookin' for a psycho killer--","There's an infinitely greater danger. If-- Listen. The only thing Octavius cares about is repeating his experiment. To do that, he needs a radioactive catalyst, SL 270."
"Here we have a typical barrack. It houses seventy-five men. Every one of them has his own bunk, naturally.",Naturally. It would be rather awkward to have three men in one bunk.
Naturally. It would be rather awkward to have three men in one bunk.,"As for the blankets, you will notice they are very warm. Fifty percent wool."
"As for the blankets, you will notice they are very warm. Fifty percent wool.",They also smell of moth balls. When were they issued? This morning?
Anybody call?,"Go on, Sefton -- butt out!"
When the Krauts find that gadget they'll throw us all in the,They know about that gadget. I'd worry more about the radio.
Ach so!,What did you say?
What did you say?,"Amazing, what you can do with five thousand ping-pong balls, isn't it?"
"I have spoken to the Klingon High Council, sir. They identified the Bird of Prey as belonging to the Duras sisters.","Lursa and B'Etor? This doesn't make any sense. A renowned stellar physicist somehow uses a trilithium probe to destroy a star, kidnaps Geordi and escapes with a pair of Klingon renegades. Why? What the hell's going on?"
"Steady... Steady, boys. Keep scanning... I thought you people were reliable... Where the is he!",He has been here for some time. I can feel his presence.
He has been here for some time. I can feel his presence.,Don't give me your Klingon mumbo- jumbo -- there ain't another vessel in this whole quadrant.
Don't give me your Klingon mumbo- jumbo -- there ain't another vessel in this whole quadrant.,Put me on the hailing frequency.
Put me on the hailing frequency.,Sure - whatever games you wanna play.
Saavik... My what happened to them?,It would seem that Grissom was destroyed by an enemy attack.
It would seem that Grissom was destroyed by an enemy attack.,"You mean, we're stranded down here?!"
"You mean, we're stranded down here?!",Logic indicates that is the case.
Logic indicates that is the case.,How can you be logical at a time like this?! We have to get thee off this planet!
How can you be logical at a time like this?! We have to get thee off this planet!,That may be difficult...
That may be difficult...,Why don't you just call for <u>help</u>!
Why don't you just call for <u>help</u>!,I have already made one transmission too many...
"I'm all right -- stand by to return fire! Mr. Scott, transfer power to the phaser banks --","Oh, sir, I dinna think so..."
"Oh, sir, I dinna think so...",What's wrong?
What's wrong?,They've knocked out the automation center. I've got no control over anything!
"There are two more prisoners, Admiral. Do you want them killed too? Surrender your vessel!","All right, you! All right! Give me a minute to inform my crew."
"Commander, these are some of the most famous people in Starfleet! Admiral Kirk, my","Good for you, Lieutenant."
"Good for you, Lieutenant.","But it's irregular. No destination orders, no encoded i.d..."
"But it's irregular. No destination orders, no encoded i.d...",All true.
All true.,Well -- what are we going to do about it?!
Well -- what are we going to do about it?!,I am going to do nothing about it. <u>You</u> are going to sit in the closet.
I am going to do nothing about it. <u>You</u> are going to sit in the closet.,The <u>closet</u>?! Have you lost all sense of reality?
The <u>closet</u>?! Have you lost all sense of reality?,This isn't reality. This is fantasy.
I'm Admiral Kirk...,"<u>We were still there</u>, you dumb We could hear the screams all the way to the transporter room --"
No sir! We have Genesis -- Whatever you want --,<u>Full power you</u>!
Thirty seconds...,"... to prevent an enemy from doing just what we're attempting; using <u>our</u> console to tap in a message, an order to lower Reliant's shields..."
Not enough against their shields.,Who the are they?
"Sir, you did it.","<u>I did nothing</u> -- except get caught with my britches down. I must be senile. Mr. Saavik, you just keep right on quoting regulations. Meantime, let's find out what the is going on and see how bad we've been --"
Now wait just a minute.,"Spock, start your computations for time warp. Come on, Bones. Let's pay Scotty a visit."
What the do you think you're doing?,Reading the patient's vital signs.
Attempting the to communicate.,Communicate? Communicate what? You have no right to be here!
"They are mature humpbacks, weighing 45,000 pounds each. They wandered into San Francisco Bay as calves and were brought here. We call them George and Gracie.","It's perfect, Spock: a male, a female, together in a contained space can beam them up together and consider ourselves lucky..."
"Memory problems, too.",Uh huh. What about you? Where you from?
Uh huh. What about you? Where you from?,Iowa.
Iowa.,"A landlubber. Come on, what the were you boys really trying to do back there? Was it some kinda macho thing? If that's all, I'm gonna be real disappointed. I hate that macho type."
"A landlubber. Come on, what the were you boys really trying to do back there? Was it some kinda macho thing? If that's all, I'm gonna be real disappointed. I hate that macho type.",Can I ask <u>you</u> something?
Can I ask <u>you</u> something?,Go ahead.
Go ahead.,What's going to happen when you release the whales?
All right. Who are you? and don't me around any more. I want to know how you know that.,"We can't tell you. Please, just -- let me finish. I can tell you that we're not in the military and that we intend no harm to the whales."
"We can't tell you. Please, just -- let me finish. I can tell you that we're not in the military and that we intend no harm to the whales.",Then --
Then --,"In fact, we may be able to help -- in ways that, frankly, you couldn't possibly imagine."
"In fact, we may be able to help -- in ways that, frankly, you couldn't possibly imagine.","Or believe, I'll bet."
"Or believe, I'll bet.",Very likely. You're not exactly catching us at our best.
"Sorry, that's classified. I don't really have a clue who you are... You wouldn't want to show me around your space ship, would you?","It wouldn't be my first choice, no."
"It wouldn't be my first choice, no.",So. There we are.
So. There we are.,"Lemme tell you something. I'm here to bring two humpbacks into the 23rd Century. If I have to, I'll go to the open sea to get them, but I'd just as soon take yours -- better for me, better for you... and better for them."
"Lemme tell you something. I'm here to bring two humpbacks into the 23rd Century. If I have to, I'll go to the open sea to get them, but I'd just as soon take yours -- better for me, better for you... and better for them.",I bet you're a good poker player.
I bet you're a good poker player.,"Think about it -- but don't take too long because I'm out of time. If you change your mind, this is where I'll be."
"Think about it -- but don't take too long because I'm out of time. If you change your mind, this is where I'll be.",Here... In the park?
Here... In the park?,Right.
"As you observed, a primitive Culture.",Yes.
Yes.,"Admiral, may I ask you a question?"
"Admiral, may I ask you a question?","Spock, don't call me Admiral. Don't you remember: you used to call me Jim... Now what's your question?"
"Spock, don't call me Admiral. Don't you remember: you used to call me Jim... Now what's your question?","Your use of language has altered since our arrival. It is currently laced with -- shall I say -- more colorful metaphors: ""Double dumb on you"" -- and so forth..."
"Your use of language has altered since our arrival. It is currently laced with -- shall I say -- more colorful metaphors: ""Double dumb on you"" -- and so forth...",You mean profanity. That's simply the way they talk here. Nobody pays any attention to you if you don't swear every other word. You'll find it in all the literature of the period.
You mean profanity. That's simply the way they talk here. Nobody pays any attention to you if you don't swear every other word. You'll find it in all the literature of the period.,For example?
Spock...,Yes?
Yes?,About those colorful metaphors we discussed. I don't think you should try to use them.
About those colorful metaphors we discussed. I don't think you should try to use them.,Why not?
Why not?,"Well, for one thing, you haven't quite got the hang of it."
"Well, for one thing, you haven't quite got the hang of it.",I see.
I see.,And another thing... It is not always necessary to tell the truth.
And another thing... It is not always necessary to tell the truth.,I cannot tell a lie.
I cannot tell a lie.,You don't have to lie... You could exaggerate.
You don't have to lie... You could exaggerate.,Exaggerate.
Exaggerate.,You've done it before. Can't you remember?
You've done it before. Can't you remember?,The I can't
The I can't,What else did you learn from your mind meld?
What else did you learn from your mind meld?,They are very unhappy about the way their species has been treated by man.
They are very unhappy about the way their species has been treated by man.,They have a right to be... Do you think they'll help us?
They have a right to be... Do you think they'll help us?,I believe I was successful in communicating our intentions.
I believe I was successful in communicating our intentions.,... I see.
Spock... Did braking thrusters fire?,"They did, Admiral."
"They did, Admiral.",Then... Where the are we?
"... and because they have warp capabilities, the consequences to their society are minimal...","You've done a terrific job, Jean- Luc. Now, pack your bags and get the out of there. How's Data?"
"You've done a terrific job, Jean- Luc. Now, pack your bags and get the out of there. How's Data?",In stasis. La Forge is completing the diagnostic.
In stasis. La Forge is completing the diagnostic.,I'll need all your paperwork tomorrow. We're heading back your way. Set a course to rendezvous with us so you can transfer the crew and equipment on your way out.
I'll need all your paperwork tomorrow. We're heading back your way. Set a course to rendezvous with us so you can transfer the crew and equipment on your way out.,You're not finished here?
You're not finished here?,Just a few loose ends to tie up. Dougherty out.
The Council has ordered a halt to the Ba'ku relocation while they conduct a top-level review.,"Top level review, my There'll be no cover-up of this. Not after I get..."
"""APR cell count?"" What the are you talking about?",Doctor Crusher has been... studying some advanced medical theories.
"What are you, an idiot? Didn't you see the red light was on?","Ah... yes... but, I didn't realize that --"
"Ah... yes... but, I didn't realize that --",Thank this plate was already fixed.
"What the is happening, Worf?",It appears that someone has taken over the Environmental Control Room.
They're bypassing Engineering...,Where the are they going?
What took you so long?,him! He's the one!!
him! He's the one!!,"Not me, idiot - HIM!"
Captain...,He was just about to explain the whole -
"They don't place the same value on life that we do, Spock - you know that... take my word: she didn't shed one bloody tear...","That's hardly conclusive, Mr. Scott, as Klingons have no tear ducts."
Can you tell me how you came to be on the planet where we found you?,"I was taken from my homeworld by people called the ""PakJeds."" They are They traded me to a ship belonging to the ""Bolians."" The ""Bolians"" are blue. They put me in a seat and asked me questions. Then they were attacked by another ship..."
Fuzzy face is gone.,"Yes, please continue."
"Yes, please continue.","I was in space for a long time. Then a ship belonging to the “Talosians"" picked me up. They asked me where I came from. I told them people called the “Pakleds"" took me from my homeworld. They are"
Remember him?,He was a bit proud as I recall.
He was a bit proud as I recall.,He was a fool. Selfish and ambitious. Very much in need of seasoning.
He was a fool. Selfish and ambitious. Very much in need of seasoning.,He turned out all right.
"Alacrity would be appreciated, Commander.",They are trying to override the access codes. Reman is really a most complex language with pictographs representing certain verb roots and...
They are trying to override the access codes. Reman is really a most complex language with pictographs representing certain verb roots and...,"While I find that fascinating, Data, we really need that door open!"
I'll always be with you now. Now and forever.,You sick
Where did you stop last?,What the do you think you're doing?
What the do you think you're doing?,Where did you stop last?
Where did you stop last?,Stay right there...
Stay right there...,What was your last stop?
What was your last stop?,Elmo's...
Elmo's...,Where's that?
Where's that?,About five miles back.
The extraterrestrial now looks like this.,Oh
"Maybe... look, this is just something to think about... from what I got at the shopping center, it was more scared than anything else... I don't feel it's as big a threat as you think it is...",Is that what's affecting your performance?
Is that what's affecting your performance?,"I'm not being unpatriotic, and I'm doing my damndest to catch them. Bell's up on 80 and I'm down here on 70 past Grand Junction. They're heading west. If they're not flying we have a good chance of getting them. All I'm asking is that you people think about it."
"I'm not being unpatriotic, and I'm doing my damndest to catch them. Bell's up on 80 and I'm down here on 70 past Grand Junction. They're heading west. If they're not flying we have a good chance of getting them. All I'm asking is that you people think about it.","You just do your job, Shermin. We'll make the policy."
 , 
 ,"No, no... don't say that. Bad word."
"No, no... don't say that. Bad word.",what
what,Stop!! Enough!! Jesus! You're worse than a parrot!!
You thought we were a different planet?!,No. My ship was doing a map of all the suns and...
No. My ship was doing a map of all the suns and...,"Stars... When a sun is far away, we call it a 'star.'"
"Stars... When a sun is far away, we call it a 'star.'","We were doing a map of the stars and all the other things up there when we saw a small ship. My... eh... we kidnapped it. On it there was a map that said how to come to Earth. This was very important. Before then, we thought we were the only people in all the stars."
"We were doing a map of the stars and all the other things up there when we saw a small ship. My... eh... we kidnapped it. On it there was a map that said how to come to Earth. This was very important. Before then, we thought we were the only people in all the stars.",You did? That's funny. So did we.
You did? That's funny. So did we.,Yes?
Yes?,Yes.
Yes.,"We told our home, and the people who tell us what to do on my planet said to come and look but not to talk, not to land, not to shoot. Just to look from up there. We came and... the driver of my ship..."
"We told our home, and the people who tell us what to do on my planet said to come and look but not to talk, not to land, not to shoot. Just to look from up there. We came and... the driver of my ship...",The captain...
The captain...,The captain wanted to land to see close and to get some things from Earth to take home. The police came and shot at us. One of the people from my ship was killed.
The captain wanted to land to see close and to get some things from Earth to take home. The police came and shot at us. One of the people from my ship was killed.,"Oh, that's terrible. I'm sorry. Was he a good friend?"
"Oh, that's terrible. I'm sorry. Was he a good friend?",I don't understand 'friend.'
I don't understand 'friend.',A friend is a person that is good to you... someone you like to be with... someone you like to laugh with...
A friend is a person that is good to you... someone you like to be with... someone you like to laugh with...,He was a good friend... The captain took the ship away fast and I was not in the ship.
He was a good friend... The captain took the ship away fast and I was not in the ship.,"The police shouldn't have started shooting. But you can hardly blame them. You surprised them. They didn't know you were up there. When they saw you, they thought you were here to hurt us."
"The police shouldn't have started shooting. But you can hardly blame them. You surprised them. They didn't know you were up there. When they saw you, they thought you were here to hurt us.",I understand.
I understand.,Sounds like your captain's going to get when he gets back home.
Sounds like your captain's going to get when he gets back home.,What is
What is,It's bad.
It's bad.,He will.
You are cold.,You're right I am.
You're right I am.,I do not get cold.
This is crazy. We don't have time for this.,I know how to gamble now.
I know how to gamble now.,You won ten dollars. Big deal. If we don't get a good ride before dark we could miss your ship.
You won ten dollars. Big deal. If we don't get a good ride before dark we could miss your ship.,I want to get money for you and the baby.
I want to get money for you and the baby.,I don't need any money for the baby. I'll be fine.
I don't need any money for the baby. I'll be fine.,"Inflation, tuition, college. Children are damned expensive. I know."
"Inflation, tuition, college. Children are damned expensive. I know.",The cook again?
The cook again?,Yes.
Yes.,"If I ever run into that guy, I'm going to kick his"
The yellow one.,"Oh, wow... I'll tell you what. When the baby is born, we'll go out in my back yard and wave to you."
"Oh, wow... I'll tell you what. When the baby is born, we'll go out in my back yard and wave to you.",I will wave to you.
They're gonna let some local cop blow him away.,Save us all a lot of trouble.
Save us all a lot of trouble.,"Jesus Lyman, you're an ignorant fool."
"Jesus Lyman, you're an ignorant fool.", 
 ,"You have no conception of this, do you?"
"You have no conception of this, do you?","You You look at all the sweetness and light and goodness you think'll come out of this. You know what's gonna come out of this... The end of religion, the end of civilization, the end of the earth. We could become slaves, we could become a colony of these things. Don't you see that? Are you too to see that?"
Is there a reward in this?,"Huh?... Eh... no, there isn't"
"Huh?... Eh... no, there isn't","Because I'm the one who called the police, you know."
"Because I'm the one who called the police, you know.","Yeah, thanks. We appreciate that."
"Yeah, thanks. We appreciate that.","Hey, it's none of my business why you're chasing a You want my opinion, it's the girl. She had to hold the guy's hand all the way to the car like he was a kid."
"Hey, it's none of my business why you're chasing a You want my opinion, it's the girl. She had to hold the guy's hand all the way to the car like he was a kid.",You saw that?
You saw that?,Hey... he didn't look like no big time criminal to me.
"Okay, let's get you wired up. I hope this axle grease you got in your hair doesn't up the squid receptors.",What's all this squid
Superconducting QUantum Interference Device. SQUID. Got it? There's gonna be a test.,"Hey, you, man."
"Hey, you, man.","Easy, Eduardo, easy. Preserve a sense of humor at all times. Okay, the receptor rig... what I'm putting on your head... sends a signal to the recorder. See we call it ""being wired,"" but there's no wire. You gotta keep the recorder close... five, six feet away max, like in your jacket pocket by the bed or wherever you're going to close escrow, know what I mean?"
"Easy, Eduardo, easy. Preserve a sense of humor at all times. Okay, the receptor rig... what I'm putting on your head... sends a signal to the recorder. See we call it ""being wired,"" but there's no wire. You gotta keep the recorder close... five, six feet away max, like in your jacket pocket by the bed or wherever you're going to close escrow, know what I mean?","Yeah, right."
The only time a should open her mouth is when she's giving head.,you.
you.,Maybe later.
You can't just... him.,I'm not. Just a little poach job.
I'm not. Just a little poach job.,Jesus.
Jesus.,"Hey, he was going to you. And this ratfuck paid to have Iris killed, to save his own sorry"
Who did it?,"Don't know. But this guy's real damaged goods. Iris knew someone was after her... and she said you were in danger too. Now no more games, Faith. Whatever you're hiding, whatever's going on, you have to get out of here now. Come with me right now. Don't even think about it."
"Don't know. But this guy's real damaged goods. Iris knew someone was after her... and she said you were in danger too. Now no more games, Faith. Whatever you're hiding, whatever's going on, you have to get out of here now. Come with me right now. Don't even think about it.","Then what? Then what, Lenny?! You going to protect me? Big tough guy. You're a talker, Lenny. You don't even have a gun."
"Then what? Then what, Lenny?! You going to protect me? Big tough guy. You're a talker, Lenny. You don't even have a gun.",I have a gun. It's under my bed.
I have a gun. It's under my bed.,You don't know what you're with here.
You don't know what you're with here.,Tell me.
You see the look on that preppy puke's face? Fuckin' in his Topsiders.,Okay. It was funny. But it cost me money.
Okay. It was funny. But it cost me money.,"Come on, amigo, the world's full of marks. And nobody knows how to work 'em like you do, pal. You could sell a rat's for a wedding ring! Let me buy you a drink."
"Come on, amigo, the world's full of marks. And nobody knows how to work 'em like you do, pal. You could sell a rat's for a wedding ring! Let me buy you a drink.",Least you can do.
"Shoulda told me about your new gig, buddy.","I was gonna tell ya. Hey, it's just a job. I feel like about it."
"I was gonna tell ya. Hey, it's just a job. I feel like about it.",You should feel like
You should feel like,"I figured, what the I could take the prick's money and make sure Faith was OK at the same time. Do us both good. Right?"
"I figured, what the I could take the prick's money and make sure Faith was OK at the same time. Do us both good. Right?","Fairly twisted logic, Max, even for you. Hey, at least you got a job! Watch her for me. Stay on her."
"Fairly twisted logic, Max, even for you. Hey, at least you got a job! Watch her for me. Stay on her.",I'm on her.
Whattya mean?,All I'm saying... you don't know how high up the food chain this thing goes. I've heard stuff.
All I'm saying... you don't know how high up the food chain this thing goes. I've heard stuff.,What stuff?
What stuff?,"Smoke. Rumors. I've heard stuff about a death squad. A group a guys loyal to the hardline school. Guys that've had too many years of city hall and the review boards and the media down their necks, suspending cops right and left, tying their hands... while outa the other side a their mouths these same people're squealing save us, save us, do something you morons, crime is totally out of control."
Jesus.,"Yeah. So don't walk near me in public, alright."
"Yeah. So don't walk near me in public, alright.","Thanks, buddy. See... things weren't bad enough. They weren't bad enough!"
"Mace... no disrespect... but you run this on the 11 o'clock news, by midnight you got the biggest riot in history. They'll see the smoke from Canada.",Okay... what about Strickland?
Okay... what about Strickland?,No. Bad idea.
"He's got her up in the room, under guard. And he's still working the party... acting smooth like nothin's nothin'. So buddy... I say we work a trade.",What do you mean?
What do you mean?,Give him the tape. See? It's brilliant! The tape for Faith. I know he'll go for it. I can set it up.
Give him the tape. See? It's brilliant! The tape for Faith. I know he'll go for it. I can set it up.,"This is what we laughingly refer to as a plan, right?"
"This is what we laughingly refer to as a plan, right?",Come on! If he gives us any we 'em all. Whattya say? Just get your butt down here. If I'm not at the shindig downstairs go to the room. It's 2203. You writin'?
"Only he doesn't know about me and Faith. So I say to myself, if I turn the job down, he just gets somebody else. And I lose Faith... to coin a phrase. So to buy time, I do the I still gotta do something about Tran... I figure it's him or me... but I can't cap him without a chump to take the fall. And who better than his girlfriend's loser ex-boyfriend... a known criminal... who has been seen hassling them in public numerous times.","And who was, regrettably, also your best friend."
"And who was, regrettably, also your best friend.","No plan is perfect, Lenny. Hey, cheer up. World's gonna end in ten minutes anyway."
"No plan is perfect, Lenny. Hey, cheer up. World's gonna end in ten minutes anyway.","You must be so pleased, I followed your jellybean trail right here, like a good little chump."
"You must be so pleased, I followed your jellybean trail right here, like a good little chump.",You got froggy on me a couple times.
So there never was a death squad.,Naawww.
Naawww.,Just those two loose-cannon cops running around covering their butts.
Just those two loose-cannon cops running around covering their butts.,"Yeah. Pretty zany, huh? All this caused by a random traffic stop. Hey... nothing means nothing. You know that. Look around... the whole planet's in total chaos. You gotta take what you can, while you can. Cause some shitbird can come up and put a fuckin' .22 in the back a your head any second."
"You come to peddle me some tapes, Lenny? For old time's sake? Make a couple bucks for the holidays?","You're not a client anymore, Tran. I wouldn't sell you the sweat off a dead dog's balls."
"You're not a client anymore, Tran. I wouldn't sell you the sweat off a dead dog's balls.",I already got everything I need from you.
"I don't like disappointments, Nero. And do you know what disappoints me very much?",Your life?
Your life?,Your existence.
"So, what's up with you? Another busy night selling to wireheads?","No, wrong... I sell experiences. is only part of it."
"No, wrong... I sell experiences. is only part of it.",Buncha techno-perv jerkoffs.
Buncha techno-perv jerkoffs.,"Way I look at it, I actually perform a humanitarian service. I save lives."
"Way I look at it, I actually perform a humanitarian service. I save lives.","Uh huh, I wanna hear this part."
"Uh huh, I wanna hear this part.","Okay, take some executive... bored with his life, bored with his wife... he picks up a or some girl at a bar. Then he goes around for months, torn up worrying that he's got AIDS, that he'll infect his wife. And maybe he really does catch something--"
"Okay, take some executive... bored with his life, bored with his wife... he picks up a or some girl at a bar. Then he goes around for months, torn up worrying that he's got AIDS, that he'll infect his wife. And maybe he really does catch something--",Price he pays for being a scumsucking pig.
Price he pays for being a scumsucking pig.,"Everybody needs to take a walk to the dark end of the street sometime, it's what we are. But now the risks are outa line. The streets are a war zone. And can you. So you slip on the trodes, you get what you need and it keeps you from jumping your tracks."
"Everybody needs to take a walk to the dark end of the street sometime, it's what we are. But now the risks are outa line. The streets are a war zone. And can you. So you slip on the trodes, you get what you need and it keeps you from jumping your tracks.","Lenny, this shit's illegal."
"Lenny, this shit's illegal.",Define illegal.
Define illegal.,Me bailing your sorry pale out of jail twice in the last six months.
Me bailing your sorry pale out of jail twice in the last six months.,"Yeah, but that was for love."
"Yeah, but that was for love.",Define love.
"Hey, careful on the jacket. This is Armani. You angry?","I've had enough of this You're on foot, Lenny."
"I've had enough of this You're on foot, Lenny.",In LA? Are you crazy?
My Lenny. What is it?,Black. Jack.
Black. Jack.,Blackjack? I don't understand--
Blackjack? I don't understand--,"clip. It was Iris. She said she needed my help and I... aw Jesus, Mace... the sick killed her."
"clip. It was Iris. She said she needed my help and I... aw Jesus, Mace... the sick killed her.",Are you sure it's real?
"She said ""If they get me"". They. Which means the whole thing is a cover, which means somebody whacked her for a reason.",So the guy's not a sicko.
So the guy's not a sicko.,"If he could do what's on that tape, he's a sicko."
"If he could do what's on that tape, he's a sicko.","Okay, so he's a freak who thinks he's sane pretending to be a freak. The point is, he was a hitter. Somebody wanted to shut her up. But why not just put a little lead in her ear?"
"Okay, so he's a freak who thinks he's sane pretending to be a freak. The point is, he was a hitter. Somebody wanted to shut her up. But why not just put a little lead in her ear?",Because it had to look random. Not connected to anything or anyone. But then why give the to me?
Because it had to look random. Not connected to anything or anyone. But then why give the to me?,That's where it gets a little strange.
That's where it gets a little strange.,And what about the guy that was following me?
And what about the guy that was following me?,Now you're really getting paranoid.
Will you relax. There's nobody back there.,"Mace, the guy had a knife. To my throat. In my living room. Relaxing might be right out, okay?!"
"Mace, the guy had a knife. To my throat. In my living room. Relaxing might be right out, okay?!",You better keep a low profile for a while.
You better keep a low profile for a while.,No You got someplace in mind?
Are you out of your mind?!,"Fire's out, isn't it?"
I can't believe we had to give them the tape.,"Yeah, me neither. It was one of my favorites. Me and Faith in a hot tub on my birthday. I'm going to really miss it."
"He's you, bud. Trying to get a reaction. Maybe pushing you to do something.","Maybe he just figures Lenny will appreciate what he's created. It's the dark end of the street, Lenny. How do you like it now?"
"Show's over, boys. Nobody home.","Tape it off, we'll want to fine-tooth- comb it. My guess is that the UNSUB is having us on. He checks in, pays, picks up the key, but never walks inside. Tell me if I'm wrong."
"Tape it off, we'll want to fine-tooth- comb it. My guess is that the UNSUB is having us on. He checks in, pays, picks up the key, but never walks inside. Tell me if I'm wrong.","Got a sister like this, what they call it, That's her."
What are you...?,I'm talking about Harold. You ever think of other women?
"When I was at the rest stop, there was a young boy, maybe ten, and his mother. Darryl Hawkins, Zero, abducted the boy in the men's room. I tried to stop him. He cold-cocked me --","Listen to this guy? Can you believe this? He'll never change. Born a liar, first word out of his mouth was a lie. Make up a story, always a story, any story, to save his"
"Agent Kulok, that boy, as we speak, is in Hawkins' truck, probably still alive, in a dark refrigerated compartment, shivering in just a T- shirt: put yourself in his mind, freezing, terrified, wanting his mother. Put yourself in his mother's place, desperate, imagining the worst is happening as she pleads, back there at the rest stop, for someone, anyone, to listen to her. This is not hypothetical, this is real. It is happening now and you can do something about it.",Shut the up or I'll shut you up.
Shut the up or I'll shut you up.,"You have to save this boy. Good exists in this world. I can prove it because you can, in your life, save this one person."
Thanks for the ride.,"They sort of got me on detail, no offense."
"They sort of got me on detail, no offense.",None taken.
None taken.,Maybe I shouldn't put it that way. I'm on my best behavior. I've got to watch what I say.
Maybe I shouldn't put it that way. I'm on my best behavior. I've got to watch what I say.,"You used to be in the Behavioral Science Unit, right?"
"You used to be in the Behavioral Science Unit, right?","The Academy, then CIIAC."
"The Academy, then CIIAC.",I read your white paper. It's sort of like the Bible for what they're trying to do in Computer Crime.
I read your white paper. It's sort of like the Bible for what they're trying to do in Computer Crime.,How long have you been downtown?
How long have you been downtown?,Five months. I love it.
You work with Koessler?,Not especially.
Not especially.,Why did he come out here? What's going on?
Why did he come out here? What's going on?,"Beats me. He just asked me to come along, double-check the forensics. What did you do to him off?"
This is a sexy case.,"Yeah, you know the vic's car, he was killed this side of the state line, the car then pushed across the border. This by an Unknown Subject, presumably the killer, who left no evidence except the snapshot, which may or may not have been accidental."
"Yeah, you know the vic's car, he was killed this side of the state line, the car then pushed across the border. This by an Unknown Subject, presumably the killer, who left no evidence except the snapshot, which may or may not have been accidental.",Doesn't fit.
Doesn't fit.,"This is no random killing, no one shot deal. The UNSUB has killed before; he's good at it. So what do we have? We have someone who has killed before who kills someone who kills: a serial killer of a serial killer -- and who wants the FBI to know he exists."
"This is no random killing, no one shot deal. The UNSUB has killed before; he's good at it. So what do we have? We have someone who has killed before who kills someone who kills: a serial killer of a serial killer -- and who wants the FBI to know he exists.",And who kills in the manner of his victim.
And who kills in the manner of his victim.,That information's being withheld from the media.
That information's being withheld from the media.,A very sexy case.
"Working the net isn't that different from ordinary undercover work. You go into the community, walk their walk, talk their talk, gain their confidence.",They're all criminals?
They're all criminals?,"No, no, no, most of them -- I used to think all of them -- are just fantasists, guys who get off telling degrading stories. When I came across this fugitive chat room, listened in, I started to think some might actually be real, that they'd gone live. The challenge was to figure out which was which. Then I had my disagreement with Koessler."
"No, no, no, most of them -- I used to think all of them -- are just fantasists, guys who get off telling degrading stories. When I came across this fugitive chat room, listened in, I started to think some might actually be real, that they'd gone live. The challenge was to figure out which was which. Then I had my disagreement with Koessler.","""Gone live?"""
"""Gone live?""","Chat jargon for moving from fantasy to real victims: ""I went live last month."""
"Chat jargon for moving from fantasy to real victims: ""I went live last month.""",This is some serious
This is some serious,"Taking a Stryker saw, cutting off the top of someone's cranium, pulling the brain out -- what's that, a day in Spring?"
"Taking a Stryker saw, cutting off the top of someone's cranium, pulling the brain out -- what's that, a day in Spring?",You got a point there.
You got a point there.,"People end up in occupations for a reason. They may think not, but they do: occupations define us."
"People end up in occupations for a reason. They may think not, but they do: occupations define us.","I was going to be a physician, I am a physician, but I kept drifting over to criminal psych. This seems to be the best of both. My parents still haven't forgiven me."
"I was going to be a physician, I am a physician, but I kept drifting over to criminal psych. This seems to be the best of both. My parents still haven't forgiven me.",I was interested in two things: computers and crime. They sort of came together.
I was interested in two things: computers and crime. They sort of came together.,And one other thing.
And one other thing.,What's that?
What's that?, 
"Every cop has a story and every story has a girl. The girl in my story was fifteen years-old. She wore a pink angora sweater -- I can still see it -- one day, she disappeared. I told the police she wouldn't run away, I told them who to look for, but I was just a kid. I sat in the police station crying and crying. My parents took me home. The girl was my cousin and the man who abducted her was a teacher I'd had. He kept her alive a week before he killed her. The police could have saved her. Every time I see a photo of a victim I see her. That's what I want to do. I want to save her.","Me too. Make any headway with ""Zorro""?"
"Me too. Make any headway with ""Zorro""?","None. Can't find a thing. Nothing on file, nothing online. It's not a part of any known killer's signature."
"None. Can't find a thing. Nothing on file, nothing online. It's not a part of any known killer's signature.","I was thinking, maybe we should ask Professor Daitz. Nobody knows this stuff better."
"I was thinking, maybe we should ask Professor Daitz. Nobody knows this stuff better.",That's because he's a wacko. Never met a self-promotion scheme he didn't like. What's he doing now?
That's because he's a wacko. Never met a self-promotion scheme he didn't like. What's he doing now?,He's a consultant to a network TV program on Profilers. He gets a check every episode.
Find the feet?,"No. Cut off while he was still alive, look at his wrists, near ripped his hands off trying to get free. Must have been screaming real loud when the killer chain-sawed his throat. Unfortunately, he'd soundproofed his van."
"No. Cut off while he was still alive, look at his wrists, near ripped his hands off trying to get free. Must have been screaming real loud when the killer chain-sawed his throat. Unfortunately, he'd soundproofed his van.",We got an UNSUB walking around with four feet?
We got an UNSUB walking around with four feet?,"We did find these, however."
I haven't changed anything.,I...
I...,I've got to take a
"There's someone out there, Mack, I know, some man killing for the fun of it, sniffing human glue, without regard to age or without predicable M.O. Someone who has a way to dispose of the bodies. You have access, you can call up local authorities, check morgues, conduct interviews. Be my man.",I already have an employer.
I already have an employer.,"If you won't do it for me, do it for your cousin, Nadine, right? The girl in the pink sweater."
"If you won't do it for me, do it for your cousin, Nadine, right? The girl in the pink sweater.",Who told you about her?
Who told you about her?,"You did. You were with her when she disappeared, right? She took you to the mall or the movies, you turn around and she's gone."
"You did. You were with her when she disappeared, right? She took you to the mall or the movies, you turn around and she's gone.",It was the mall.
It was the mall.,"I know you, Lionheart. I watched your mind work, heard your dirty thoughts --"
"I know you, Lionheart. I watched your mind work, heard your dirty thoughts --",Those were just fantasies.
I've located the Suspect Zero file. Did you know there was one? Koessler ordered it as part of your evaluation.,[Don't a There's nothing in the Bureau mainframe.]
[Don't a There's nothing in the Bureau mainframe.],Not everything is imputed to memory. The most confidential stuff is kept top secret hard copy. Why would the Zero file be kept secret?
Not everything is imputed to memory. The most confidential stuff is kept top secret hard copy. Why would the Zero file be kept secret?,[You tell me.]
[You tell me.],George Sheldon? The second serial killer killed in the manner of his killings. The crime scene profile was never entered into VICAP. At whose request? David Koessler.
George Sheldon? The second serial killer killed in the manner of his killings. The crime scene profile was never entered into VICAP. At whose request? David Koessler.,[What does the file say?]
[What does the file say?],I want to go live with you.
I want to go live with you.,[And I want to go back to Needlepoint.]
[And I want to go back to Needlepoint.],"Leave this room, I'll go back with you, blow your cover."
"Leave this room, I'll go back with you, blow your cover.",[I don't think so. We want the same thing. See ya.]
"""Computer Investigation and Infrastructure Assessment Center."" Quantico out of MIT -- you're a techie? Okay, you up once. So did half the guys here. That's why they're here.","I up twice, sir."
"I up twice, sir.",I see that. Washington to Philadelphia to here. Philly's a nice station. How many agents?
I see that. Washington to Philadelphia to here. Philly's a nice station. How many agents?,"Four hundred and sixty, sir."
"Four hundred and sixty, sir.","""Attitude Adjustment Issues"" -- what the is that supposed to mean?"
"""Attitude Adjustment Issues"" -- what the is that supposed to mean?",I wished to be reinstated at Computer Crimes. I was undiplomatic in my request.
I wished to be reinstated at Computer Crimes. I was undiplomatic in my request.,"This is a first. You criticized the Deputy Director to his face and you still have a badge? You must have some one-of-a-kind skills. Why don't you just quit? I mean, you're not going to get promoted, not wearing this jacket."
"This is a first. You criticized the Deputy Director to his face and you still have a badge? You must have some one-of-a-kind skills. Why don't you just quit? I mean, you're not going to get promoted, not wearing this jacket.","I like working for the Bureau, sir. I like catching bad guys. It's all I care about."
"I like working for the Bureau, sir. I like catching bad guys. It's all I care about.","Jesus, just what I need, another blue flamer. Johnny, get this boy some sun screen."
"Agent Mackelway, you want to get off your and do something for a change?","Yes, sir."
"Yes, sir.",Got a vehicle? Head north on 54. When you get to New Mexico you've gone too far.
No.,"Hope you never do. At first it feels like a sauna, by the time you hit victim four it's a burning shirt factory."
"""MyDick?""",MyDick. As in my That was his screen name.
MyDick. As in my That was his screen name.,I don't...
I don't...,"Eight, nine months ago. When I was at Computer Crime. I got into a chat room with someone named MyDick. I'd talked to him before. Everything I saw yesterday, everything in the autopsies, it's identical. The forensics are dead on. MyDick's fantasies involved a hog-tie rig, nylon cord, torture with pliers, rip the -- when the ""item"" screams, she chokes. He had a thing about eyes, always the eyes -- stab their eyes. It's the same guy. Speck was MyDick."
"Eight, nine months ago. When I was at Computer Crime. I got into a chat room with someone named MyDick. I'd talked to him before. Everything I saw yesterday, everything in the autopsies, it's identical. The forensics are dead on. MyDick's fantasies involved a hog-tie rig, nylon cord, torture with pliers, rip the -- when the ""item"" screams, she chokes. He had a thing about eyes, always the eyes -- stab their eyes. It's the same guy. Speck was MyDick.",Speck is dead.
Speck is dead.,I talked to him.
"Charles! What's up, man?",Oh. You know.
Oh. You know.,"Did you, um, did you get that pilot?"
"Did you, um, did you get that pilot?","No, man. I know you didn't get it 'cause you wouldn't've asked me. It wasn't that funny anyway..."
"No, man. I know you didn't get it 'cause you wouldn't've asked me. It wasn't that funny anyway...","...piece of Listen, Charles, this is my friend Rob from Back East."
"It's like, you looked at my tape. You saw my picture. Why did you call me in? You knew I was twenty-four.",What an
Can I give you a ride to your car...?,...Nah. I'm right across the street...
...Nah. I'm right across the street...,...Which one...?
...Which one...?,...The red piece of over there...
...The red piece of over there...,"...well, it suits you..."
"...well, it suits you...",...get the outta here already...
What's that guy's name? Sue?,Sue. His dad was big Johnny Cash fan.
Sue. His dad was big Johnny Cash fan.,"Oh, like that song..."
"Oh, like that song...","...""A Boy Named Sue"". I think that's why he's such a bad cat."
"...""A Boy Named Sue"". I think that's why he's such a bad cat.",Him?
Him?,"He's a mean dude. I've seen him smash a guy's face into the curb. He knocked out his teeth... blood... He was just like Boom, Boom, Boom... nasty man. He's a nice guy though."
Uuuuugh!,Oh boy.
Oh boy.,I'm such an
I'm such an,She wasn't your type anyway.
Then why won't she call...?,"Because you left, man. She's got her own world to deal with in New York. She was a sweet girl but her. You gotta move on. You gotta let go of the past. The future is so beautiful. Every day is so sunny out here. It's like Manifest Destiny man. I mean, we made it. What's past is prologue. That which does not us makes us stronger. All that You'll get over it."
"Because you left, man. She's got her own world to deal with in New York. She was a sweet girl but her. You gotta move on. You gotta let go of the past. The future is so beautiful. Every day is so sunny out here. It's like Manifest Destiny man. I mean, we made it. What's past is prologue. That which does not us makes us stronger. All that You'll get over it.",How did you get over it? I mean how long 'til it stopped hurting?
How did you get over it? I mean how long 'til it stopped hurting?,"Sometimes is still hurts. You know how it is, man. I mean, each day you think about it less and less. And then one day you wake up and you don't think of it at all, and you almost miss that feeling. It's kinda weird. You miss the pain because it was part of your life for so long. And the, boom, something reminds you of her, and you just smile that bittersweet smile."
"Big butt... you know, can't fly coach.",I can't believe you.
He's a He ain't gonna do nothing.,You
"You Why are you carrying a gun? What? In case someone steps to you, Snoop Dogg?","Hey, man, you're not from here. You don't know how it is. I grew up in L.A..."
You live in such a fantasy world...,"What about you, Mikey? At least I got balls. You're always whining about some who dumped you a year ago..."
"What about you, Mikey? At least I got balls. You're always whining about some who dumped you a year ago...","...It was six months, and she didn't dump..."
"...It was six months, and she didn't dump...",...Whatever. You're like a whining little woman. Big deal. You got a fuckin' number. Whoopee! You'll it up...
"But most important, man, I'm sorry about what I said. I was My adrenaline was going...","Don't sweat it, man. I needed a kick in the We're better friends for it."
"Don't sweat it, man. I needed a kick in the We're better friends for it.","Thanks, man. I've been hating myself for the last two days."
"Thanks, man. I've been hating myself for the last two days.","Believe me, I know what that's like. Yo, Double Down! What time are we leaving?"
I can't lose more than a hundred.,Just bring your card. Half an hour.
Just bring your card. Half an hour.,Wait.
Wait.,What?
What?,"What are you wearing? I mean, we should wear suits."
"What are you wearing? I mean, we should wear suits.",Oh... Now Mikey wants to be a high roller.
Oh... Now Mikey wants to be a high roller.,"No, seriously, if you're dressed nice and you act like you gamble a lot, they give you free"
"No, seriously, if you're dressed nice and you act like you gamble a lot, they give you free",Okay Bugsy. Twenty minutes.
Okay Bugsy. Twenty minutes.,"Wear a suit, I'm telling you it works."
"Wear a suit, I'm telling you it works.",Be downstairs. You're beautiful.
"I took out three hundred, but I'm only gonna bet with one. I figure if we buy a lot of chips, the pit boss will see and they'll comp us all sorts of then we trade back the chips at the end of the night. You gotta be cool though.","I'm cool, baby. They're gonna give Daddy a room, some breakfast, maybe Bennett's singing."
"I'm cool, baby. They're gonna give Daddy a room, some breakfast, maybe Bennett's singing.",I'm serious. This is how you do it. I'm telling you.
I'm serious. This is how you do it. I'm telling you.,"I know. Daddy's gonna get the Rainman suite. Vegas, baby. We're going to Vegas!"
"I know. Daddy's gonna get the Rainman suite. Vegas, baby. We're going to Vegas!",Vegas! You think we'll get there by midnight?
Vegas! You think we'll get there by midnight?,"Baby, we're gonna be up by five hundy by midnight. Vegas, baby!"
"Baby, we're gonna be up by five hundy by midnight. Vegas, baby!",Vegas!
Pirates of the Caribbean.,"This is the hot new place, besides, you love pirates. Tell me Mikey doesn't love pirates."
"This is the hot new place, besides, you love pirates. Tell me Mikey doesn't love pirates.",This is fuckin' post-pubescent Disneyland.
This is fuckin' post-pubescent Disneyland.,"You gotta love the pirates, baby. The pirates are money."
Cut that out.,She smiled baby.
She smiled baby.,That's not cool.
That's not cool.,"Did she, or did she not smile?"
"Did she, or did she not smile?",It doesn't matter...
It doesn't matter...,"I'm telling you, they love that"
"I'm telling you, they love that",You're gonna up our plan.
You're gonna up our plan.,"We're gonna get laid, baby."
"We're gonna get laid, baby.",First let's see what happens if we play it cool.
First let's see what happens if we play it cool.,What? You think she's gonna tell her pit-boss on us?
What? You think she's gonna tell her pit-boss on us?,"Don't make fun, I think we can get some free if we don't around."
"Don't make fun, I think we can get some free if we don't around.","Who's around? I'm not making fun. Let's do it, baby."
"Who's around? I'm not making fun. Let's do it, baby.","The trick is to look like you don't need it, then they give you for free."
"The trick is to look like you don't need it, then they give you for free.","Well, you look money, baby. We both look money."
"...Well, you know, not counting the first table.",Thanks for clarifying that.
Thanks for clarifying that.,"Hey, man, I'm down too, you know."
"Hey, man, I'm down too, you know.","Yea, how much?"
"Yea, how much?","I don't know, what? Thirty, Forty maybe."
"I don't know, what? Thirty, Forty maybe.",Don't give me that You know exactly how much you lost. What'd you drop?
Don't give me that You know exactly how much you lost. What'd you drop?,"Twenty... but I was down at least fifty. I'm sorry, I got hot at the table."
"Twenty... but I was down at least fifty. I'm sorry, I got hot at the table.",You won. There's nothing to be sorry about. You're a winner. I'm the loser. I should be sorry.
You won. There's nothing to be sorry about. You're a winner. I'm the loser. I should be sorry.,"Baby, don't talk like that, baby."
"Baby, don't talk like that, baby.",Let's just leave.
Let's just leave.,"Baby, you're money. You're the big winner."
"Baby, you're money. You're the big winner.",Let's go.
Let's go.,Who's the big winner?
Mikey's the big winner.,What an
What an,"Okay, Tee's the but Mikey's the big winner."
What an,That was money. Tell me that wasn't money.
That was money. Tell me that wasn't money.,That was so demeaning...
That was so demeaning...,"She smiled, baby."
"She smiled, baby.",I can't believe what an you are.
I can't believe what an you are.,"Did she, or did she not smile."
"Did she, or did she not smile.",She was smiling at what an you are.
She was smiling at what an you are.,"She was smiling at how money I am, baby."
"She was smiling at how money I am, baby.","Let's go. I'm not paying for a room, and if we don't leave now we'll never make it."
"Let's go. I'm not paying for a room, and if we don't leave now we'll never make it.",Leave? The honey-baby's bringing us some cocktails.
Leave? The honey-baby's bringing us some cocktails.,"What are you, nuts? You think she's coming back?"
"What are you, nuts? You think she's coming back?",I know she's coming back.
I know she's coming back.,I don't think so.
I don't think so.,"Baby, did you hear her? ""You shouldn't leave without getting something for free."" She wants to party, baby."
"Baby, did you hear her? ""You shouldn't leave without getting something for free."" She wants to party, baby.",You think so?
You think so?,You gotta give Tee one thing. He's good with the ladies.
You gotta give Tee one thing. He's good with the ladies.,I'm too tired for this. Let's just go.
I'm too tired for this. Let's just go.,"Baby, this is what we came for. We met a beautiful baby and she likes you."
"Baby, this is what we came for. We met a beautiful baby and she likes you.",She likes you.
She likes you.,Whatever. We'll see. Daddy's gonna get her to bring a friend. We'll both get one. I don't care if I'm with her or one of her beautiful baby friends.
Whatever. We'll see. Daddy's gonna get her to bring a friend. We'll both get one. I don't care if I'm with her or one of her beautiful baby friends.,I don't know...
I don't know...,"You gotta get that girl out of your head. It's time to move on. You're a stylish, successful, good looking cat. The ladies want to love you, you just gotta let them."
"You gotta get that girl out of your head. It's time to move on. You're a stylish, successful, good looking cat. The ladies want to love you, you just gotta let them.",That's
That's,It's not. You're money. Any of these ladies would be lucky to pull a cat like you.
It's not. You're money. Any of these ladies would be lucky to pull a cat like you.,"It's just that I've been out of the game so long. Trent, I was with her for six years. That's before AIDS. I'm scared. I don't know how to talk to them, I don't know..."
"It's just that I've been out of the game so long. Trent, I was with her for six years. That's before AIDS. I'm scared. I don't know how to talk to them, I don't know...","You can't think like that, baby. It's hard, I know. I've been there. Not for six years, but I know. You just gotta get back out there."
"You can't think like that, baby. It's hard, I know. I've been there. Not for six years, but I know. You just gotta get back out there.","It's just tough, after sleeping with someone you love for so long, to be with someone new... who doesn't know what I like... and you gotta wear a jimmy..."
"It's just tough, after sleeping with someone you love for so long, to be with someone new... who doesn't know what I like... and you gotta wear a jimmy...",...gotta...
...gotta...,"...and then I'm struggling to impress some chick who's not half as classy as my girlfriend, who I'm not even really attracted to..."
"...and then I'm struggling to impress some chick who's not half as classy as my girlfriend, who I'm not even really attracted to...",Oh that. You don't have to try and impress anyone. You think I give a You think I sweat that skanky waitress...
"That was so fuckin' money. It was like that ""Jedi mind""","That's what I'm telling you, baby. The babies love that stuff. They don't want all that sensitive You start talking to them about puppy dogs and ice cream. They know what you want. What do you think? You think they don't?"
"That's what I'm telling you, baby. The babies love that stuff. They don't want all that sensitive You start talking to them about puppy dogs and ice cream. They know what you want. What do you think? You think they don't?",I know. I know.
I know. I know.,"They know what you want, believe me. Pretending is just a waste of time. You're gonna take them there eventually anyway. Don't apologize for it."
"They know what you want, believe me. Pretending is just a waste of time. You're gonna take them there eventually anyway. Don't apologize for it.","I'm just trying to be a gentleman, show some respect..."
"I'm just trying to be a gentleman, show some respect...","Respect, my They respect honesty. You see how they dress when they go out? They want to be noticed. You're just showing them it's working. You gotta get off this respect kick, baby. There ain't nothing wrong with letting them now that you're money and that you want to party."
I wish the game still had fights so I could Wayne.,This version doesn't have fighting?
This version doesn't have fighting?,No. Doesn't that
No. Doesn't that,What? That was the best part of the old game.
Was I money?,I don't know. It was kind of a move if you ask me.
I don't know. It was kind of a move if you ask me.,"Why, baby? What'd I do wrong?"
"Why, baby? What'd I do wrong?","You asked her for her number, and then you tore it up."
"You asked her for her number, and then you tore it up.",She didn't see.
She didn't see.,That doesn't matter.
What the,"What an Didn't you see ""Boys in the Hood""? Now one of us is gonna get shot."
You were off your back there! Where the did you learn to do all that twirly whirly,"I took a ballroom class with Michelle. I never danced with anyone but her, til tonight. That Lorraine chick is good."
"I took a ballroom class with Michelle. I never danced with anyone but her, til tonight. That Lorraine chick is good.",You were good. Did you see how she was vibing you?
You little,Chelios to Roenick...!
Because he's a,That's so This is so
You,What'd you want me to do? Back down? He called me a We kept our rep.
"...Oh, who would jack your K- car? He's right, Sue. You don't need no gat.",Listen. Just because I was the only one with the balls to stand up to them...
Listen. Just because I was the only one with the balls to stand up to them...,"...Oh yeah, like ""Cypress Hill"" was gonna do anything..."
What was that?,"Your girl friend. She says she can't make it tonight. You lousy you have the nerve to give your my telephone number. I'll you, you"
You filthy guinea spoiled brat. Clean it up or I'll kick your head in.,Like I will.
You heard about your father?,Yeah.
Yeah.,The word is out in the streets that he's dead.
The word is out in the streets that he's dead.,"Where the was Paulie, why wasn't he with the Don?"
"Where the was Paulie, why wasn't he with the Don?",Paulie's been a little sick all winter...he was home.
Paulie's been a little sick all winter...he was home.,How many times did he stay home the last couple of months?
How many times did he stay home the last couple of months?,"Maybe three, four times. I always asked Freddie if he wanted another bodyguard, but he said no. Things have been so smooth the last ten years..."
"Maybe three, four times. I always asked Freddie if he wanted another bodyguard, but he said no. Things have been so smooth the last ten years...","Go get Paulie, I don't care how sick he is. Pick him up yourself, and bring him to my father's house."
"Go get Paulie, I don't care how sick he is. Pick him up yourself, and bring him to my father's house.",That's all? Don't you want me to send some people over here?
That's all? Don't you want me to send some people over here?,"No, just you and Paulie."
Clemenza. You take care of Paulie. I don't ever want to see him again. Understood?,Understood.
Understood.,"Okay, now you can move your men into the Mall, replace Tessio's people. Mike, tomorrow you take a couple of Clemenza's people and go to Luca's apartment and wait for him to show. That crazy might be going after Sollozzo right now if he's heard the news."
"I want somebody very good, very safe to plant that gun. I don't want my brother coming out of that toilet with just his in his hand.",The gun will be there.
The gun will be there.,"You're on, kid...I'll square it with Mom your not seeing her before you left. And I'll get a message to your girl friend when I think the time is right."
"You're on, kid...I'll square it with Mom your not seeing her before you left. And I'll get a message to your girl friend when I think the time is right.",We gotta move...
Mostly it gives witnesses an excuse to change their identification when we make them see the light. Then you take a long vacation and we catch the,How bad will it be?
How bad will it be?,"Probably all the other families will line up against us. But, it's alright. These things have to happen once every ten years or so...gets rid of the bad blood. You gotta stop 'em at the beginning. Like they shoulda stopped at Munich, they shoulda never let him get away with that, they were just asking for big trouble..."
What about Luca? Sollozzo didn't seem worried about Luca. That worries me.,If Luca sold out we're in real trouble.
If Luca sold out we're in real trouble.,Has anyone been able to get in touch with him?
Has anyone been able to get in touch with him?,"No, and I've been calling all night. Maybe he's shacked up."
"No, and I've been calling all night. Maybe he's shacked up.","Luca never sleeps over with a broad. He always goes home when he's through. Mike, keep ringing Luca's number."
"Mr. Corleone is Johnny's Godfather. That is very close, a very sacred religious relationship.","Okay, but just tell him this is one favor I can't give. But he should try me again on anything else."
"Okay, but just tell him this is one favor I can't give. But he should try me again on anything else.",He never asks a second favor when he has been refused the first. Understood?
He never asks a second favor when he has been refused the first. Understood?,"You smooth son of a let me lay it on the line for you, and your boss. Johnny Fontane never gets that movie. I don't care how many Dago, Guinea, Greaseball Goombahs come out of the woodwork!"
"You smooth son of a let me lay it on the line for you, and your boss. Johnny Fontane never gets that movie. I don't care how many Dago, Guinea, Greaseball Goombahs come out of the woodwork!",I'm German-Irish.
I'm German-Irish.,"Okay my friend, Johnny will never get that part because I hate that punk and I'm going to run him out of the Movies. And I'll tell you why. He ruined one of Woltz Brothers' most valuable proteges. For five years I had this girl under training; singing lessons! Acting lessons! Dancing lessons! We spent hundreds of thousands of dollars--I was going to make her a star. I'll be even more frank, just to show you that I'm not a hard-hearted man, that it wasn't all dollars and cents. That girl was beautiful and young and innocent and she was the greatest piece of I've ever ad and I've had them all over the world. Then Johnny comes along with that olive oil voice and guinea charm and she runs off. She threw it all away to make me look ridiculous. A MAN IN MY POSITION CANNOT AFFORD TO BE MADE TO LOOK RIDICULOUS!"
I was worried when we couldn't get in touch with you in that hick town.,How's Mom?
How's Mom?,Good. She's been through it before. Me too. You were too young to know about it. You better wait outside; there're some things you shouldn't hear.
Good. She's been through it before. Me too. You were too young to know about it. You better wait outside; there're some things you shouldn't hear.,I can help you out...
I can help you out...,"Oh no you can't, the old man'd be sore as if I let you get mixed up in this."
"Oh no you can't, the old man'd be sore as if I let you get mixed up in this.","Jesus Christ, he's my father, Sonny."
"Jesus Christ, he's my father, Sonny.",Theresa.
Why don't you stop living like a bum and get this place cleaned up.,"What are you, inspecting the barracks? You ready? Did Clemenza tell you be sure to drop the gun right away?"
"What are you, inspecting the barracks? You ready? Did Clemenza tell you be sure to drop the gun right away?",A million times.
A million times.,"Sollozzo and McCluskey are going to pick you up in an hour and a half on Times Square, under the big Camels sign."
I have to go back to New York tomorrow. Think of your price.,You son of a you think you can brush me off like that? I made my bones when you were going out with cheerleaders.
Forging signatures. Telling lies. Impersonating practically anybody.,"That's three. Nobody should have more than one talent. Okay, do an impression."
"That's three. Nobody should have more than one talent. Okay, do an impression.",Now? Okay. Wait a minute. Talent -- The only talent my son has is for cashing his allowance.
Now? Okay. Wait a minute. Talent -- The only talent my son has is for cashing his allowance.,What? What's this?
What? What's this?,"I like to sail, believe me, I love to sail! Instead I make boats and other people sail them."
"I like to sail, believe me, I love to sail! Instead I make boats and other people sail them.",Stop! It's too much! You're making all the hairs on my neck stand up!
Stop! It's too much! You're making all the hairs on my neck stand up!,"Jazz, let's face it, it's just an insolent noise."
"Jazz, let's face it, it's just an insolent noise.",I feel like he's here. Horrible. Like the old is here right now! That's brilliant! How do you know him?
I feel like he's here. Horrible. Like the old is here right now! That's brilliant! How do you know him?,I met him in New York.
I met him in New York.,Marge! You've got to hear this!
Frederico!,Ciao bello. Don't you want to every woman you see. Just once.
"Freddie, do you have something to say?",What? I think I'm saying it. Something's going on. He's either converted to Christianity -- or to something else.
What? I think I'm saying it. Something's going on. He's either converted to Christianity -- or to something else.,"I suggest you ask Dickie that yourself. Otello's is on delle Croce, just off the Corso."
"I suggest you ask Dickie that yourself. Otello's is on delle Croce, just off the Corso.","Is it on ""delle Croce, just off the Corso""? You're a quick study, aren't you? Last time you didn't know your from your elbow, now you're giving me directions. That's not fair, you probably do know your from your elbow. I'll see you."
How much for everything.,"The .32's $150 -- and you're really getting a good deal now -- and all together it comes to, ah, seven eighty- five for four pieces and a holster. I'll give you the holster, we'll make it seventy-five and you've got a deal -- a good one."
"The .32's $150 -- and you're really getting a good deal now -- and all together it comes to, ah, seven eighty- five for four pieces and a holster. I'll give you the holster, we'll make it seventy-five and you've got a deal -- a good one.",How much to get a permit to carry?
How much to get a permit to carry?,"Well, you're talking big money now. I'd say at least five grand, maybe more, and it would take a while to check it out. The way things are going now $5.000 is probably low. You see, I try not to fool with the small-time Too risky, too little bread. Say 6 G's, but if I get the permit it'll be as solid as the Empire State Building."
"Well, you're talking big money now. I'd say at least five grand, maybe more, and it would take a while to check it out. The way things are going now $5.000 is probably low. You see, I try not to fool with the small-time Too risky, too little bread. Say 6 G's, but if I get the permit it'll be as solid as the Empire State Building.","Nah, this'll be fine."
"Nah, this'll be fine.",You can't carry in a cab even with a permit -- so why bother?
You can't carry in a cab even with a permit -- so why bother?,Is there a firing range around?
Is there a firing range around?,"Sure, here, take this card, go to this place and give 'em the card. They'll charge you, but there won't be any hassle."
"Yeah. I was all around. One hospital, then the next.","It's out there all right. A real war. I'll say this, though: It's bringing a lot of fantastic guns. The market's flooded. Colt automatics are all over."
"It's out there all right. A real war. I'll say this, though: It's bringing a lot of fantastic guns. The market's flooded. Colt automatics are all over.",They'd never get me to go back. They'd have to shoot me first. You got anything to carry these in?
What is your name? My name is Travis.,"Awh, come off it, Pal."
"Awh, come off it, Pal.","No, I'm serious, really..."
"No, I'm serious, really...",Ya want me to call da boss? Huh? That what you want?
Ya want me to call da boss? Huh? That what you want?,"No, no, it's alright. I'll have a big Coca-Cola -- without ice -- and a large buttered popcorn, and... ...some of them chocolate covered malted milk balls... and ju-jukes, a box. They last."
"No, no, it's alright. I'll have a big Coca-Cola -- without ice -- and a large buttered popcorn, and... ...some of them chocolate covered malted milk balls... and ju-jukes, a box. They last.",We don't have ju-jukes. We don't have Coca-Cola. We only got Royal Crown Cola.
We don't have ju-jukes. We don't have Coca-Cola. We only got Royal Crown Cola.,That's fine.
That's fine.,That's a dollar forty-seven.
"Well, whatever the it is, she used it. And then the spray perfume. You know, the real sweat kind -- and, on top of that, get this, right when we're crossing the Tri-boro bridge -- she changes her pantyhose!",No.
"Sure. What do you think? She wanted to get out of the cab. I said ""Look, you're in the middle of the bridge...""",You said that?
You said that?,"Well, I said, ""Lady, please, we're on a bridge..."""
"Well, I said, ""Lady, please, we're on a bridge...""",And what happened?
"Well, you ever need one, I know a feller that kin getcha a real nice deal. Lotsa around.",The cops and company raise they find out.
"Truck drivers bring up Harlem Specials that blow up in your hand. But this guy don't deal no Just quality. If you ever need anything, I can put you in touch.",For a fee.
For a fee.,For a fee.
For a fee.,I never use mine. But it's a good thing to have. Just as a threat.
I never use mine. But it's a good thing to have. Just as a threat.,"Well, if there's this many hackies inside, there must be lots of fares outside. And I'm gonna hustle 'em."
"Well, if there's this many hackies inside, there must be lots of fares outside. And I'm gonna hustle 'em.","What ya gonna do with all that money, Dough-Boy?"
"What ya gonna do with all that money, Dough-Boy?","Support my kids. Can you dig it? Nice to meet ya, Travis. So long, Wizard. Say hello to Malcolm X for me."
Stick up?,"No, just some crazy Cut half his ear off."
"No, just some crazy Cut half his ear off.",Where.
Where.,In the jungle. 122nd.
you are square.,At least I don't walk the streets like a skunk I don't and with killers and junkies.
"I don't know who's weirder, you or me.",What are you going to do about Sport and that old
What are you going to do about Sport and that old,Just leave'em. There's plenty of other girls.
Just leave'em. There's plenty of other girls.,You just gonna leave 'em?
You just gonna leave 'em?,What should I do? Call the cops?
What should I do? Call the cops?,Cops don't do nothin.
Cops don't do nothin.,"Sport never treated me bad, honest. Never beat me up once."
"Sport never treated me bad, honest. Never beat me up once.",You can't leave 'em to do the same to other girls. You should get rid of them.
You can't leave 'em to do the same to other girls. You should get rid of them.,How?
How?,"I don't know. Just should, though. Somebody should 'em. Nobody'd miss 'em."
"I don't know. Just should, though. Somebody should 'em. Nobody'd miss 'em.",I know where they should have a commune for you. They should have a commune for you at Bellevue.
I know where they should have a commune for you. They should have a commune for you at Bellevue.,"I'm sorry, Iris. I didn't mean that."
"I'm sorry, Iris. I didn't mean that.","You're not much with girls, are you?"
"You're not much with girls, are you?","Well, Iris, I look at it this way. A lot of girls come into my cab, some of them very beautiful. And I figure all day long men have been after them: trying to touch them, talk to them, ask them out. And they hate it. So I figure the best I can do for them is not bother them at all. So I don't say a thing. I pretend I'm not even there. I figure they'll understand that and appreciate me for it."
Why should it be grounded?,Listen -- I mean I just saw the needle of the Empire State Building. You can't see it for the fog!
Listen -- I mean I just saw the needle of the Empire State Building. You can't see it for the fog!,Then it's a good guess it's grounded.
Then it's a good guess it's grounded.,"The Empire State in fog means something, don't it? Do you know, or don't you? What is your number, cabbie?"
"The Empire State in fog means something, don't it? Do you know, or don't you? What is your number, cabbie?",Have you tried the telephone?
Have you tried the telephone?,"There isn't time for that. In other words, you don't know."
"There isn't time for that. In other words, you don't know.",No.
No.,"Well, you should know, it, or who else would know? Pull over right here. Why don't you stick your head out of the window once in a while and find out about the fog!"
Wha -- ?,"Yeah, Iris. You know anybody by that name?"
"Yeah, Iris. You know anybody by that name?","No. Hillbilly, you'd better get your wise outa here and quick, or you're gonna be in trouble."
Don't stop... do no stop.,what time is it. Hello. I'll be downstairs in ten minutes.
Limp,It's all I could think of.
You've got everything?,Yeah. Except a chance in of coming out of this intact.
Yeah. Except a chance in of coming out of this intact.,"You'll be fine. No matter what Leo Kubelsky says, you've got a hundred and seventy-five years of American law on your side. Don't forget that."
"You'll be fine. No matter what Leo Kubelsky says, you've got a hundred and seventy-five years of American law on your side. Don't forget that.",I wish you were coming with me.
I wish you were coming with me.,And who's gonna run the projector until you get back? Mrs. Terwilliger?
And who's gonna run the projector until you get back? Mrs. Terwilliger?,"Maybe we could train Cat to run the projector. You know, a system of scratching posts, and gears, and levers..."
They're not bad.,"No, they're not. I'd say your investment was paying dividends."
"No, they're not. I'd say your investment was paying dividends.",My what?
My what?,"Back in '37, you heard Benny Goodman play for the first time, so you went out and got a used clarinet. You wanted nothing more than to be able to play like him. You tried hard, but it wasn't long before it was clear that Benny Goodman would never be looking over his shoulder. So you gave the clarinet to Spencer."
"Back in '37, you heard Benny Goodman play for the first time, so you went out and got a used clarinet. You wanted nothing more than to be able to play like him. You tried hard, but it wasn't long before it was clear that Benny Goodman would never be looking over his shoulder. So you gave the clarinet to Spencer.",Huh. That was nice of me.
Huh. That was nice of me.,"You had a hidden agenda, though. See, when he was five or six, little Spence used to follow you around like a puppy. Bothered the out of you. But as soon as you gave him the clarinet..."
"You had a hidden agenda, though. See, when he was five or six, little Spence used to follow you around like a puppy. Bothered the out of you. But as soon as you gave him the clarinet...","... he started practicing, and he left me alone from then on."
"... he started practicing, and he left me alone from then on.",Exactly. And he got good.
Exactly. And he got good.,No kidding.
"No wallet, huh?","No identification at all. What're you thinkin', Cecil?"
"No identification at all. What're you thinkin', Cecil?","What I'm thinkin' is we got us one a'two things here. A mystery or a miracle. And by I can't tell which. Boy, you say you have no idea who you are? That right?"
I'm here.,Did you... did you...
Did you... did you...,Did I what?
Did I what?,Did you fix the film? It broke in the last reel.
Did you fix the film? It broke in the last reel.,I know. Everyone went home. We offered them refunds.
I know. Everyone went home. We offered them refunds.,Anybody take it?
Anybody take it?,A few.
A few.,Vultures...
"Peter, their hands are tied. You see that, don't you?",I... I don't believe this.
I... I don't believe this.,"Are you saying it's a mistake, that you didn't go to any meetings? They say you did."
"Are you saying it's a mistake, that you didn't go to any meetings? They say you did.","Who the is this ""they?"""
"Who the is this ""they?""","Congress, the FBI, Red Channels, it don't matter who the ""they"" is. ""They"" know who ""they"" are, that's all that matters. Now, did you go to any meetings?"
"Congress, the FBI, Red Channels, it don't matter who the ""they"" is. ""They"" know who ""they"" are, that's all that matters. Now, did you go to any meetings?","No. Yeah... I... I don't know. Maybe I did. Leo, this was before Pearl Harbor. I was in college. It was a bunch of kids, and I was just one of 'em. I didn't believe in what they were saying. I didn't even know what they were saying!"
"No. Yeah... I... I don't know. Maybe I did. Leo, this was before Pearl Harbor. I was in college. It was a bunch of kids, and I was just one of 'em. I didn't believe in what they were saying. I didn't even know what they were saying!","So, you're saying that it's true. You went to a meeting of a known communist organization."
"So, you're saying that it's true. You went to a meeting of a known communist organization.","Leo, I was trying to impress a skirt. You know me, I'm non- political. Republican, Democrat, Communist, there's not a dime's worth of difference between 'em anyway."
"Leo, I was trying to impress a skirt. You know me, I'm non- political. Republican, Democrat, Communist, there's not a dime's worth of difference between 'em anyway.",You should watch what you say.
You should watch what you say.,"I don't know who fingered me, but I'm not a communist!"
"I don't know who fingered me, but I'm not a communist!","Kid, that cuts no ice with them."
"Kid, that cuts no ice with them.",What? That I'm accused of being a communist when I don't happen to be one?
What? That I'm accused of being a communist when I don't happen to be one?,"They know you were at that meeting, Peter. They've been told, and they know."
"They know you were at that meeting, Peter. They've been told, and they know.","Leo, you're my agent. Tell ""them"" to take a flyin' I didn't do anything wrong. I fought in the war, for crissakes!"
"Leo, you're my agent. Tell ""them"" to take a flyin' I didn't do anything wrong. I fought in the war, for crissakes!","Fought? Come on, Pete, you ran the PX at Fort Dix."
"Fought? Come on, Pete, you ran the PX at Fort Dix.",I was decorated.
I was decorated.,I know. A Purple Heart.
I know. A Purple Heart.,Exactly.
Exactly.,You broke your arm. You were coming out of a bar. You were
You broke your arm. You were coming out of a bar. You were,"At least I was on our side! Look, they want me to testify? I'll testify. I'll tell 'em anything they want to hear! Jesus, Leo, this is my career!"
"At least I was on our side! Look, they want me to testify? I'll testify. I'll tell 'em anything they want to hear! Jesus, Leo, this is my career!",You can't testify.
You can't testify.,Why not?
When'd you quit smoking?,Luke didn't smoke.
Luke didn't smoke.,"Oh, I see. But you're not Luke. You're Peter Appleton, the picture writer."
"Oh, I see. But you're not Luke. You're Peter Appleton, the picture writer.",Not any more.
Not any more.,Why not?
Why not?,"Leo, you were in there, you saw what I did. You think they're gonna let me write pictures? they're probably gonna throw my in jail."
"Leo, you were in there, you saw what I did. You think they're gonna let me write pictures? they're probably gonna throw my in jail.",Not at all.
Not at all.,"Besides, I don't even know if I want to write anymore."
"Besides, I don't even know if I want to write anymore.","What, you're going to go back to that hick town and run the projector and marry the doctor's daughter?"
"Her name was right there in front of them. They gave it to me, I didn't give it to them.","Well, that's not what they think."
"Well, that's not what they think.","Leo, she was... she was a girl I knew in college..."
"Leo, she was... she was a girl I knew in college...","You should keep track of your old school chums. Turns out she eventually joined the communist party. On top of which, she's Lucy Angstrom Hirschfeld now, and she happens to be a writer for ""Studio One"" on CBS."
"You should keep track of your old school chums. Turns out she eventually joined the communist party. On top of which, she's Lucy Angstrom Hirschfeld now, and she happens to be a writer for ""Studio One"" on CBS.","Oh oh, no, I..."
"Oh oh, no, I...","So, our lawyers had a talk with the Committee's lawyers. That Elvin Clyde fella won't be too happy about it, but we cut a deal. They cleared you -- and they're gonna thank you publicly for your testimony purging yourself."
"So, our lawyers had a talk with the Committee's lawyers. That Elvin Clyde fella won't be too happy about it, but we cut a deal. They cleared you -- and they're gonna thank you publicly for your testimony purging yourself.",Thank me publicly? For what? For ruining this woman's life?
Thank me publicly? For what? For ruining this woman's life?,Climb down off your cross. They already knew about her. She was subpoenaed six months ago! Who the do you think named you?
"Said as much myself, Doc. Can't place him, though. To look at him, you'd think the cheese slid off his cracker. Well, morning's half-over. I'm off.","Thank you, Mr. Lawson."
"Thank you, Mr. Lawson.",Don't mention it. Whoever-you-are.
"I guess you knew that, anyway.",I suspected as much.
I suspected as much.,You needn't worry. It's over and done with. A long time ago.
You needn't worry. It's over and done with. A long time ago.,Annie -- there's nothing between Mitch and me.
Annie -- there's nothing between Mitch and me.,Isn't there? Maybe there isn't. Maybe there's never anything between Mitch and any girl.
Isn't there? Maybe there isn't. Maybe there's never anything between Mitch and any girl.,What do you mean?
What do you mean?,"I think I'll have some of that, too. I was seeing quite a lot of him in San Francisco, you know. And then, one weekend, he asked me up to meet Lydia."
"I think I'll have some of that, too. I was seeing quite a lot of him in San Francisco, you know. And then, one weekend, he asked me up to meet Lydia.",When was this?
When was this?,"Four years ago. Of course, that was shortly after his father died. Things may be different now."
"Four years ago. Of course, that was shortly after his father died. Things may be different now.",Different?
Different?,With Lydia. Did she seem a trifle distant?
With Lydia. Did she seem a trifle distant?,A trifle.
A trifle.,"Then maybe it isn't different at all. You know, her attitude nearly drove me crazy. I simply couldn't understand it."
"Then maybe it isn't different at all. You know, her attitude nearly drove me crazy. I simply couldn't understand it.",When I got back to San Francisco I spent days trying to figure out just what I'd done to displease her.
When I got back to San Francisco I spent days trying to figure out just what I'd done to displease her.,And what had you done?
And what had you done?,"Nothing! I simply existed. So what was the answer? A jealous woman, right? A clinging possessive mother. Wrong. With all due respect to Oedipus, I don't think that was the case at all."
"Nothing! I simply existed. So what was the answer? A jealous woman, right? A clinging possessive mother. Wrong. With all due respect to Oedipus, I don't think that was the case at all.",Then what was it?
Then what was it?,"Lydia liked me, you see. That was the strange part of it. In fact, now that I'm no longer a threat, we're very good friends."
"Lydia liked me, you see. That was the strange part of it. In fact, now that I'm no longer a threat, we're very good friends.",Then why did she object to you?
Then why did she object to you?,Because she was afraid.
Because she was afraid.,Afraid you'd take Mitch?
Afraid you'd take Mitch?,Afraid I'd give Mitch.
Afraid I'd give Mitch.,I don't understand.
I don't understand.,Afraid of any woman who'd give Mitch the only thing Lydia can give him -- love.
Afraid of any woman who'd give Mitch the only thing Lydia can give him -- love.,"Annie, that adds up to a jealous, possessive woman."
"Annie, that adds up to a jealous, possessive woman.","No, I don't think so. She's not afraid of losing her son, you see. She's only afraid of being abandoned."
"No, I don't think so. She's not afraid of losing her son, you see. She's only afraid of being abandoned.",Someone ought to tell her she'd be gaining a daughter.
Someone ought to tell her she'd be gaining a daughter.,She already has a daughter.
She already has a daughter.,What about Mitch? Didn't he have anything to say about this?
What about Mitch? Didn't he have anything to say about this?,I can understand his position. He went through a lot with Lydia after his father died. He didn't want to risk going through it all over again.
I can understand his position. He went through a lot with Lydia after his father died. He didn't want to risk going through it all over again.,I see.
I see.,"So it ended. Not immediately, of course. I went back to San Francisco, and I still saw Mitch every now and then... but we both knew it was finished."
"So it ended. Not immediately, of course. I went back to San Francisco, and I still saw Mitch every now and then... but we both knew it was finished.",Then what are you doing here in Bodega Bay?
Then what are you doing here in Bodega Bay?,"You get straight to the point, don't you?"
"You get straight to the point, don't you?",I'm sorry. Forgive me.
I'm sorry. Forgive me.,"No, that's all right, I don't mind. I came up here for two reasons. To begin with, I was bored with my job in San Francisco. I was teaching at a private school there... well, you know, you probably went to one yourself."
"No, that's all right, I don't mind. I came up here for two reasons. To begin with, I was bored with my job in San Francisco. I was teaching at a private school there... well, you know, you probably went to one yourself.",I did.
I did.,"Then you know. Little girls in brown beanies. Deadly. Here I have a life. I'll go into that classroom on Monday morning, and I'll look out at twenty- five upturned little faces, and each of them will be saying, 'Yes, please give me what you have.' And I'll give them what I have. I haven't got very much, but I'll give them every ounce of it. To me, that's very important. It makes me want to stay alive for a long long time. That's the first reason."
"Then you know. Little girls in brown beanies. Deadly. Here I have a life. I'll go into that classroom on Monday morning, and I'll look out at twenty- five upturned little faces, and each of them will be saying, 'Yes, please give me what you have.' And I'll give them what I have. I haven't got very much, but I'll give them every ounce of it. To me, that's very important. It makes me want to stay alive for a long long time. That's the first reason.",And the second?
And the second?,"I wanted to be near Mitch. It was over, and I knew it, but I wanted to be near him, anyway. You see, I still like him a of a lot. That's rare, I think. I don't want to lose his friendship... ever."
"You'll be able to find your way back, won't you?","Oh, yes."
"Oh, yes.",Will I be seeing you again?
Will I be seeing you again?,San Francisco's a long way from here.
San Francisco's a long way from here.,I'm in San Francisco five days a week. With a lot of time on my hands. I'd like to see you. Maybe we could go swimming or something. Mother tells me you like to swim.
I'm in San Francisco five days a week. With a lot of time on my hands. I'd like to see you. Maybe we could go swimming or something. Mother tells me you like to swim.,How does Mother know what I like to do?
How does Mother know what I like to do?,I guess she and I read the same gossip columns.
I guess she and I read the same gossip columns.,Oh. That. Rome.
Oh. That. Rome.,Mmmm. I like to swim. We might get along very...
Mmmm. I like to swim. We might get along very...,"In case you're interested, I was pushed into that fountain."
"In case you're interested, I was pushed into that fountain.",Without any clothes on?
Without any clothes on?,With all my clothes on! The newspaper that ran the story happens to be a rival of my father's paper. Anything they said...
With all my clothes on! The newspaper that ran the story happens to be a rival of my father's paper. Anything they said...,"You were just a poor, innocent victim of circumstance, huh?"
"You were just a poor, innocent victim of circumstance, huh?","I'm neither poor nor innocent, but the truth of that particular..."
"I'm neither poor nor innocent, but the truth of that particular...",The truth is you were running around with a pretty wild crowd...
The truth is you were running around with a pretty wild crowd...,"Yes, but..."
"Yes, but...",...who didn't much care for propriety or convention or...
...who didn't much care for propriety or convention or...,Yes.
Yes.,"...the opinions of others, and you went right along with them, isn't that the truth?"
"...the opinions of others, and you went right along with them, isn't that the truth?","Yes, that's the truth. But I was pushed into that fountain, and that's the truth, too."
"Yes, that's the truth. But I was pushed into that fountain, and that's the truth, too.",Sure. Do you really know Annie Hayworth?
Sure. Do you really know Annie Hayworth?,"No. At least, I didn't until I came up here."
"No. At least, I didn't until I came up here.",So you didn't go to school together.
So you didn't go to school together.,No.
No.,And you didn't come up here to see her.
And you didn't come up here to see her.,No.
No.,You were lying.
You were lying.,"Yes, I was lying."
"Yes, I was lying.","Did you really write a letter to me? Or was that a lie, too?"
"Did you really write a letter to me? Or was that a lie, too?",I wrote the letter.
I wrote the letter.,What did it say?
What did it say?,"It said, ""Dear Mr. Brenner, I think you need those lovebirds, after all. They may help your personality."" That's what it said."
"It said, ""Dear Mr. Brenner, I think you need those lovebirds, after all. They may help your personality."" That's what it said.",But you tore it up.
But you tore it up.,Yes.
Yes.,Why?
Why?,Because it seemed and foolish.
Because it seemed and foolish.,Like jumping into a fountain in Rome!
Like jumping into a fountain in Rome!,I told you what happened in Rome!
I told you what happened in Rome!,Do you expect me to believe...?
Do you expect me to believe...?,I don't give a what you believe!
It's so quiet out there.,It was like that yesterday.
It was like that yesterday.,What do you mean?
What do you mean?,After the gulls attacked.
After the gulls attacked.,I hadn't thought of that. And then the swifts came.
I hadn't thought of that. And then the swifts came.,It makes you feel as if they're... they're waiting or... resting... or....
It makes you feel as if they're... they're waiting or... resting... or....,"No, they're having a meeting, Melanie. Your sparrow is standing on a soap box and..."
Sssshhh. She's resting.,Where the did you come from?
Where the did you come from?,"Big bang, primordial ooze, divine hand of a benevolent creator? All possibilities. Although recent events have given me doubts about the benevolent creator."
"We're going to play a little game called ""Who's got the Scar.""",What Scar? What scar?
What Scar? What scar?,AAAANK. That's not how we play the game.
Not my arm! What you want?,I want Lauren. I want my life back. I want... to know why.
I want Lauren. I want my life back. I want... to know why.,"Why? Why's anything happen? It's all money, man. Money. The girl just got in the way."
Are you out of your mind? We're going to die.,How can you die if you're already dead?
How can you die if you're already dead?,You're him. Corvis.
You're him. Corvis.,I was talking about you.
Just don't believe everything you see.,Doubt is a
Doubt is a,Give me a hand with this sack of
I'm sure you recognize from our broad- casts the evil forces that have produced the tension in our world. Surely you would agree--,"I am not concerned, Mr. Harley, with the internal affairs of your planet. I consider that to be your business -- not mine."
"I am not concerned, Mr. Harley, with the internal affairs of your planet. I consider that to be your business -- not mine.",I was only hoping to make you understand.
I was only hoping to make you understand.,My mission here is not to solve your petty squabbles. It concerns the existence of every last creature who lives on Earth.
My mission here is not to solve your petty squabbles. It concerns the existence of every last creature who lives on Earth.,Perhaps if you could explain a little--
Perhaps if you could explain a little--,"I intend to explain. To all the nations -- simultaneously. How do we proceed, Mr. Harley?"
Did you see that sucker burn?!,"Man, we totally annihilated his night-stalkin'"
"Man, we totally annihilated his night-stalkin'",Two down and two to go.
Two down and two to go.,<u>Four</u> to go.
<u>Four</u> to go.,Whattaya mean?
Whattaya mean?,Those two we brought back with us. The girl and the kid. I don't trust 'em. I say we terminate 'em while we can.
Those two we brought back with us. The girl and the kid. I don't trust 'em. I say we terminate 'em while we can.,You know what? You're absolutely right.
Or a vampire.,Are you guys sniffing old newsprint or something?
Are you guys sniffing old newsprint or something?,"You think you're cool, don't you? You think you know what's really happening, don't you? Well, you don't know buddy."
What did you say?,"Vampires, Mom! Everywhere! You've got to tell the police! The newspapers! The TV stations! They'll listen to you. They'll believe you... you're a <u>mom</u>!"
"Vampires, Mom! Everywhere! You've got to tell the police! The newspapers! The TV stations! They'll listen to you. They'll believe you... you're a <u>mom</u>!","Not funny, Sam!"
"Not funny, Sam!",This is not a joke. They know that we know about them. They're coming to the house as soon as it gets dark!
This is not a joke. They know that we know about them. They're coming to the house as soon as it gets dark!,"Stop it, Sam. Stop it right now!"
"Stop it, Sam. Stop it right now!","But, Mom..."
"But, Mom...",Not another word! I can't believe you're doing this. I'm going to see Max tonight and you're trying to ruin it for me again.
Not another word! I can't believe you're doing this. I'm going to see Max tonight and you're trying to ruin it for me again.,"No, I'm not..."
"No, I'm not...",There's nothing wrong with Max. I don't know why you don't --
There's nothing wrong with Max. I don't know why you don't --,-- I'm not talking about Max! To with Max!
Where are we going?,Nowhere.
Nowhere.,"Then what's the rush? You're chasing that girl, why don't you just admit it? I'm at the mercy of your glands!"
"Then what's the rush? You're chasing that girl, why don't you just admit it? I'm at the mercy of your glands!",Don't you have something better to do than follow me around all night?
"What happened, Michael!?",Nanook...
Nanook...,"What about Nonook? What have you done to Nanook?! What have you done to my dog, you"
"What about Nonook? What have you done to Nanook?! What have you done to my dog, you",Nothing! I didn't hurt him. <u>He</u> bit <u>me</u>! This is <u>my</u> blood!
What the you looking at me like that for?,Nothing. Nothing at all.
Don't you understand?! That Thing didn't want to become a dog...,"you, Blair! You've already got everybody half-hysterical around here."
"you, Blair! You've already got everybody half-hysterical around here.",You can't let anybody leave!
You can't let anybody leave!,"I've got six dead Norwegians on my hands, a burned up flying saucer, and we've just destroyed the scientific find of the century. Now off!"
What you doin'?,Nobody's getting in here. You can tell them all that!
Nobody's getting in here. You can tell them all that!,"Well, who the you think wants to get in there with you?"
Too dangerous.,... You think this Thing wants to become an animal? Dogs can't make it 1000 miles to the sea. No skua gulls to imitate this time of year... No penguins this far inland... Don't you understand?! It wanted to become us!
Auxiliary light cables...? Been cut.,"Cut, Been pulled apart."
I said where? Where'd you go?!,Was dark... find a light...
Was dark... find a light...,You lying
What's happening?,"Childs, you got the torch? You get your in here!!"
"... So it crashes, and this guy, whoever he is, gets thrown out, or walks out, and ends up freezing.",I just can't believe this voodoo You believe this voodoo Blair?
"Yeah, they dig him up and cart him back. He gets thawed out, wakes up and scares the out of them. And they get into one of a brawl...","Now how's this wake up after thousands of years in the ice, huh?"
"Now how's this wake up after thousands of years in the ice, huh?","I don't know how. Because he's different than we are. Because he's a space guy. What do you want from me, anyway. Go ask Blair."
"I don't know how. Because he's different than we are. Because he's a space guy. What do you want from me, anyway. Go ask Blair.","You buy any of this, Blair?"
What we going to do?!,How the do I know?!
MacReady!,What?
What?,Garry's missing!
Garry's missing!,"Oh, Well, hang on!"
"Oh, Well, hang on!","Gee, thanks!"
What are you doing?,"You're a dead man, MacReady -- or a dead whatever the you are!"
We should have jumped his,"Now Copper, you tie Palmer up."
Load of,We'll see. Let's try Clark.
My what in happened here?,"Come on, Copper."
"Hold on, it. We're getting nowhere... If this bit of Blair's about absorbing and imitating is true... then that dog could have gotten to anybody.",And if it got to Clark... Clark could have gotten to anybody.
"Hey, man...!",You reach anybody yet?
You reach anybody yet?,"We're a thousand miles from anybody else, man. It's going to get a of a lot worse before it gets better."
"We're a thousand miles from anybody else, man. It's going to get a of a lot worse before it gets better.","Well, stick to it."
Pure nonsense. This won't prove a thing.,"Thought you'd feel that way, Garry. You were the only one who could have gotten to that blood plasma... ... we'll do you last..."
"... Hey, somebody! Open up, it's me, MacReady... ... Come on, it... The towline snapped. Been crawling around like a seal out here...",He's got to know well I cut it!
Got Sanchez... World War Three wouldn't mess with this Can go through walls... And it's like all over the place...,Calm down and get in your position.
Calm down and get in your position.,"Position, my"
You jerking off or just,We got any more of those electronic chess things down in supply?
We got any more of those electronic chess things down in supply?,Get your gear on.
Get your gear on.,What for?
Magnesium of some type... or some kind of strange alloy. And those poor dumb bastards had to go and blow the out of it.,So what do you make of it?
So what do you make of it?,You know well what we both make of it.
You know well what we both make of it.,No chance it could have been some new kind of test craft?
Somebody else sure as thought so.,Who else could have used that key?
"I didn't dream it. I may have been asleep but it wasn't a dream. BECKER sits down in a CHAIR, half-shrouded in the light.",I had a patient a few years ago. His name was Ted Casey...
I had a patient a few years ago. His name was Ted Casey...,I don't give a about your patient!
I don't give a about your patient!,"I wasn't pausing to see if you did. [Beat] But, incidentally, you should, because you're birds of a feather."
"Look here, I don't like you getting in my face and saying this to me...",That's too bad.
That's too bad.,I thought you said you never knew your father.
I thought you said you never knew your father.,I didn't. [Beat] Did you have anything to do with his death?
I didn't. [Beat] Did you have anything to do with his death?,"I don't know what you're talking about, man. I swear. This is some weird you're telling me... and I don't know how come you're doing it."
Get your hands off my daughter!,"Mom, he just fixed our car."
"Mom, he just fixed our car.","Jackie, get in the car. NOW!"
"That's Kingsley. Old hears us, I'm sure. He just doesn't want to bother answering so he makes us think he can't talk. I know. I tried it on my mother for two months once before she fished out my tongue. Literally. [Beat] You're the cop killer, right?","Yeah, guess so. How'd you know?"
"Yeah, guess so. How'd you know?","TV. Helps numb [makes a ""crazy gesture""] any active mind. [Sticking out a jittery hand] Rudy MacKenzie."
"Geez, how's that for a ""thank you""?",Is it true?
... only for one day and we'll be back tomorrow night.,"No you won't. You'll be back today. Now! You get your back here, Thelma, now, Goddamnit. Thelma, do you understand me?"
Honey?,"Yes, baby?"
"Yes, baby?",Do you think you could ever shoot someone?
Do you think you could ever shoot someone?,What?
What?,Do you think you could ever think of a set of circumstances that would just cause you to haul off and shoot someone?
Do you think you could ever think of a set of circumstances that would just cause you to haul off and shoot someone?,I could shoot your cousin Eddie.
I could shoot your cousin Eddie.,Why?
Why?,Because he's an inconsiderate
Because he's an inconsiderate,"I'm asking you seriously, Sarah, a stranger?"
"I'm asking you seriously, Sarah, a stranger?","I don't know, honey. I guess it would depend."
"I don't know, honey. I guess it would depend.",On what?
On what?,"Well, maybe if they were trying to hurt you or one of the kids. I'm sure I could shoot someone if they tried to hurt one of the children."
"Well, maybe if they were trying to hurt you or one of the kids. I'm sure I could shoot someone if they tried to hurt one of the children.","Yeah, I could too. But... I don't know why I'm even asking you this. It's just... we can't place anybody at the scene but these two gals that everybody swears is sweet as pie. I don't know. I keep hearing words -- impossible -- inconceivable. If just one person would say..."
"Yeah, I could too. But... I don't know why I'm even asking you this. It's just... we can't place anybody at the scene but these two gals that everybody swears is sweet as pie. I don't know. I keep hearing words -- impossible -- inconceivable. If just one person would say...","Honey. Nothing's impossible. You just don't shoot someone like that for no reason. Maybe he was askin' for it. Anyway, somebody's husband probably got ol' Harlan."
"Honey. Nothing's impossible. You just don't shoot someone like that for no reason. Maybe he was askin' for it. Anyway, somebody's husband probably got ol' Harlan.",That's what everybody says. Only problem is nobody's husband was unaccounted for that night... Could you shoot Eddie in the face? At point blank range?
That's what everybody says. Only problem is nobody's husband was unaccounted for that night... Could you shoot Eddie in the face? At point blank range?,In the leg.
In the leg.,I gotta go to Little Rock.
Alright! She did good! Didn't she?,"Well, son, she's doin' a sight better 'n you right now."
How do you know I took it? How do you know they didn't just give it to me?,"There's two girls out there that had a chance, they had a chance...! And you blew it for 'em. Now they've gotten in some serious trouble, some very serious trouble and for at least part of it, I'm gonna hold you personally responsible for anything that happens to them. I've got no feelin' for you. But I may be the only person in the world who gives a rat's what happens to them and you're either gonna tell me every thing you know, so there's a small chance I can actually do them some good, or I'm gonna be all over you like a fly on for the rest of your natural life. Your misery is gonna be my mission in life. That's a sincere promise."
"Could you identify 'em, if ya saw 'em again?","Hal, I've told you about twenty times, yes, I could identify 'em, but neither one of them was the type to pull something like this."
"Hal, I've told you about twenty times, yes, I could identify 'em, but neither one of them was the type to pull something like this.","Well, you're not exactly an expert witness, but what makes you so sure?"
"Well, you're not exactly an expert witness, but what makes you so sure?","If waitin' tables in a bar don't make you an expert on human nature, then nothin' will, and I could've told you that Harlan Puckett would end up buyin' it in a parkin' lot. I'm just surprised it didn't happen before now."
"If waitin' tables in a bar don't make you an expert on human nature, then nothin' will, and I could've told you that Harlan Puckett would end up buyin' it in a parkin' lot. I'm just surprised it didn't happen before now.",Who do you think did it?
Who do you think did it?,Has anybody asked his wife? She's the one I hope did it.
Has anybody asked his wife? She's the one I hope did it.,"Lena, just cut the will ya? Do have any ideas or don't ya? I been standin' in this parkin' lot all night, and I still got to go file a report before I can go home in time to get back up again!"
"Lena, just cut the will ya? Do have any ideas or don't ya? I been standin' in this parkin' lot all night, and I still got to go file a report before I can go home in time to get back up again!","Well, if I had to guess, I'd say it was some ol' some ol' gal's husband. But it wasn't either one of those two. The tall one, the redhead, she left me a huge tip."
"Well, if I had to guess, I'd say it was some ol' some ol' gal's husband. But it wasn't either one of those two. The tall one, the redhead, she left me a huge tip.",You didn't happen to notice what kind of car they were driving?
You didn't happen to notice what kind of car they were driving?,"It's a nightclub, not a drive-in, Hal. I don't follow the customers to the parking lot."
"It's a nightclub, not a drive-in, Hal. I don't follow the customers to the parking lot.","Alright, Lena. Go on home. We might have to call you in for some more questioning."
"This is serious, son. A man is dead.","I know! I'd tell you if I knew! I know something happened, or she wouldn't have left. I'm trying to remember everything! Find that kid. He probably knows something."
"Now, for one thing, you violated your parole two days out. And you know Judge Hainey. He hates this sort of thing. Once he gets wind of this, he's gonna blow sky high. And then when he finds out that you're a possible accessory to and armed robbery, well, I think we can safely place your back in the slammer for at least the remaining eight, don't you?","Oh, definitely."
"I'm sorry to bother you, I know you're real busy right now, but how many times, Max? How many times has that woman gotta be over? You could lift one finger and save her and you won't even do that?","Get a hold of yourself! You are way out of your jurisdiction, now come on! Calm down! Don't make me sorry I let you come!"
Oh,What's wrong?
What's wrong?,Stop.
Stop.,What for?
What for?,I'm spinning.
I am the great and powerful Oz...,"J.D.! Just tell me. I know you're not some schoolboy. Now come on, nobody ever tells me"
"J.D.! Just tell me. I know you're not some schoolboy. Now come on, nobody ever tells me",I'm just some guy. A guy whose parole officer is probably having a fit right about now.
I am funny. I'm real funny.,Are you in town? This sounds long distance.
Are you in town? This sounds long distance.,"No, I'm out of town. I'm in... I'm in real deep Jimmy. Deep Arkansas."
"No, I'm out of town. I'm in... I'm in real deep Jimmy. Deep Arkansas.","Louise, just tell me what the is going on here! I come back, nobody knows where you are. Is Thelma with you? Darryl's been callin' here every half-hour sayin' he's gonna you both when you get back, he's goin' nuts. I don't envy her if she is."
"I have a savings account with about sixty-seven hundred dollars in it. Now I know you won't be able to get it out, but I'm good for it. I need that money. Can you wire me the sixty-seven hundred dollars and I'll pay you back? Please, I'm desperate.",What the is going on?
What the is going on?,"Something real bad has happened and I can't tell you what, just that it's bad and I did it and I can't undo it. Can you help me?"
"Something real bad has happened and I can't tell you what, just that it's bad and I did it and I can't undo it. Can you help me?","Of course. Of course! Where? Can't I bring it to you? For God's sake, baby, please, just tell me what's happened, what could possibly be so bad?"
"Okay, peaches, okay. But can I ask you one thing?",Maybe.
Maybe.,Does it have something to do with another guy? Are you in love with him?
Does it have something to do with another guy? Are you in love with him?,It's nothin' like that.
It's nothin' like that.,"Then what?! What, goddamnit, Louise! Where the are you going? Are you just leaving for ever? What, did you fuckin' somebody or what?!"
Whose place is this again?,"It's Bob's, the day manager's. He's gettin' a divorce, so his wife's gettin' this place, so he's just lettin' all his friends use it till he has to turn over the keys."
"It's Bob's, the day manager's. He's gettin' a divorce, so his wife's gettin' this place, so he's just lettin' all his friends use it till he has to turn over the keys.",I've never had the chance to go out of town without Darryl.
I've never had the chance to go out of town without Darryl.,How come he let you go?
How come he let you go?,'Cause I didn't ask him.
'Cause I didn't ask him.,"Aw, Thelma, he's gonna you."
"Aw, Thelma, he's gonna you.","Well, he has never let me go. He never lets me do one thing that's any fun. All he wants me to do is hang around the house the whole time while he's out doing only knows what."
"Oh, I don't know. I'm just nervous. I gotta figure out what to do.","Well, when you figure it out, wake me up."
"Well, when you figure it out, wake me up.",Just what the is wrong with you?
"Don't get mad, Louise, but where are we going?","Oklahoma City. Jimmy's gonna wire me some money, and then..."
"Oklahoma City. Jimmy's gonna wire me some money, and then...",You talked to him?! Is he mad? Did you tell him?
You talked to him?! Is he mad? Did you tell him?,"No, I didn't tell him. And that's something we gotta get straight. Darryl's been callin', mad as a hornet, makin' all kinds of noise. When you talk to him, you cannot say anything about this. You gotta make sure everything sounds normal."
"No, I didn't tell him. And that's something we gotta get straight. Darryl's been callin', mad as a hornet, makin' all kinds of noise. When you talk to him, you cannot say anything about this. You gotta make sure everything sounds normal.",I called the at 4:00 in the morning and he wasn't even home. I don't know what he's got to be mad about. I'm the one who should be mad.
I called the at 4:00 in the morning and he wasn't even home. I don't know what he's got to be mad about. I'm the one who should be mad.,I've been tellin' you that for the last ten years.
I've been tellin' you that for the last ten years.,Do you think Darryl's having an affair?
Do you think Darryl's having an affair?,I don't think Darryl is mature enough to conduct an affair.
I don't think Darryl is mature enough to conduct an affair.,But you think he fools around.
But you think he fools around.,"Thelma, I'm going to Mexico. I think I can make it in two and a half days, but I'm going to have to haul Are you up to this? I mean, I have to know. This isn't a game. I'm in deep I gotta know what you're gonna do."
"Thelma, I'm going to Mexico. I think I can make it in two and a half days, but I'm going to have to haul Are you up to this? I mean, I have to know. This isn't a game. I'm in deep I gotta know what you're gonna do.",I... I don't know. I don't know what you're askin' me.
I... I don't know. I don't know what you're askin' me.,"Don't you fall apart on me. Goddamnit, Thelma. Every time we get in trouble, you go blank or plead insanity or some such and this time... Not this time. Everything's changed now... Now you can do whatever you want, but I'm going to Mexico. I'm going. Are you coming with me?"
I just don't see what it would hurt just to give somebody a ride. Did you see his butt? Darryl doesn't have a cute butt. You could park a car in the shadow of his,I'm sorry. I'm just not in the mood for company right now. Here. Take this map. I need you to find all the secondary roads to Mexico from Oklahoma City. I think we should stay off the interstates. We're too conspicuous.
I'm sorry. I'm just not in the mood for company right now. Here. Take this map. I need you to find all the secondary roads to Mexico from Oklahoma City. I think we should stay off the interstates. We're too conspicuous.,"Well, it looks like we can get on this road 81 that heads down towards Dallas, then cut over to..."
"Well, it looks like we can get on this road 81 that heads down towards Dallas, then cut over to...",I don't want to go that way. Find a way that we don't have to go through Texas.
I don't want to go that way. Find a way that we don't have to go through Texas.,Wait. What? You want to go to Mexico from Oklahoma and you don't want to go through Texas?
Wait. What? You want to go to Mexico from Oklahoma and you don't want to go through Texas?,You know how I feel about Texas... We're not going that way.
You know how I feel about Texas... We're not going that way.,"I know, Louise, but we're running for our lives! Don't you think you could make an exception just this once?! I mean, look at the map. The only thing between Oklahoma and Mexico is Texas!"
"I know, Louise, but we're running for our lives! Don't you think you could make an exception just this once?! I mean, look at the map. The only thing between Oklahoma and Mexico is Texas!",Thelma! I'm not gonna talk about this! Now find another way or give me the map and I will! You understand?
Thelma! I'm not gonna talk about this! Now find another way or give me the map and I will! You understand?,"No, Louise. How come you never said what happened?"
"I'm sorry. Well, we need the money. Now we have it.",Oh Thelma!!
Oh Thelma!!,"Now you get a grip, Louise! Just drive us to Mexico, will ya!"
"Now you get a grip, Louise! Just drive us to Mexico, will ya!","Okay. Thelma! What'd you do? I mean, what did you say?"
"Okay. Thelma! What'd you do? I mean, what did you say?","Well, I just..."
Holy,Lemme see the map.
"For the first time in my life, I wish this car wasn't green.",Are you sure we should be driving like this? In broad daylight and everything?
Are you sure we should be driving like this? In broad daylight and everything?,"No we shouldn't, but I want to put some distance between us and the scene of our last crime!"
"No we shouldn't, but I want to put some distance between us and the scene of our last crime!",Oooooweee!! You shoulda seen me! Like I'd been doin' it all my life! Nobody would ever believe it.
Oooooweee!! You shoulda seen me! Like I'd been doin' it all my life! Nobody would ever believe it.,You think you've found your calling?
You think you've found your calling?,Maybe. Maybe. The call of the wild!
That J.D. kid is a little,What.
"How'd they find out we're going to Mexico, Thelma, how they know that?",I... I...
I... I...,You told that thievin' little where we were goin'?!
"Boy, he wasn't expectin' that!",Thelma!
Thelma!,my Boom!!
I don't want to see any more beef jerky. I mean the next beef jerky you hand me is going out the window. It's drivin' me crazy. The whole car smells like it.,It's good. It's what the pioneers ate.
It's good. It's what the pioneers ate.,"I don't care what the pioneers ate. You just keep that away from me, now I mean it."
I think I've really up. I think I've got us in a situation where we could both get killed. Why didn't we just go straight to the police.,You know why. You already said.
You know why. You already said.,What'd I say again?
What'd I say again?,Nobody would believe us. We'd still get in trouble. We'd still have our lives ruined. And you know what else?
Nobody would believe us. We'd still get in trouble. We'd still have our lives ruined. And you know what else?,What?
What?,"That guy was hurtin' me. And if you hadn't come out when you did, he'd a hurt me a lot worse. And probably nothin' woulda happened to him. 'Cause everybody did see me dancin' with him all night. And they woulda made out like I asked for it. And my life woulda been ruined a whole lot worse than it is now. At least now I'm havin' fun. And I'm not sorry the son of a is dead. I'm only sorry that it was you that did it and not me. And if I haven't, I wanna take this time to thank you, Louise. Thank you for savin' my"
"That guy was hurtin' me. And if you hadn't come out when you did, he'd a hurt me a lot worse. And probably nothin' woulda happened to him. 'Cause everybody did see me dancin' with him all night. And they woulda made out like I asked for it. And my life woulda been ruined a whole lot worse than it is now. At least now I'm havin' fun. And I'm not sorry the son of a is dead. I'm only sorry that it was you that did it and not me. And if I haven't, I wanna take this time to thank you, Louise. Thank you for savin' my",I said all that?
I said all that?,"No, Louise, you said the first part. I said all the rest."
"No, Louise, you said the first part. I said all the rest.",Whatever.
"Thelma, that is not an option.","But I don't know... something's crossed over in me and I can't go back. I mean, I just couldn't live..."
"But I don't know... something's crossed over in me and I can't go back. I mean, I just couldn't live...",I know. I know what you mean. I don't wanna end up on the Geraldo Show.
"We'll be drinkin' margaritas by the sea, Mamasita.",We can change our names.
We can change our names.,We can live in a hacienda.
We can live in a hacienda.,I wanna get a job. I wanna work at Club Med.
I wanna get a job. I wanna work at Club Med.,Yes! Yes! Now what kind of deal do you think that cop can come up with to beat that?
Yes! Yes! Now what kind of deal do you think that cop can come up with to beat that?,It'd have to be pretty good.
It'd have to be pretty good.,It would have to be pretty good.
I mean really! That business with your tongue. What is that? That's disgusting!,"And, oh my that other thing, that pointing to your lap? What's that supposed to mean exactly? Does that mean pull over, I want to show you what a big slob I am or..."
"And, oh my that other thing, that pointing to your lap? What's that supposed to mean exactly? Does that mean pull over, I want to show you what a big slob I am or...",Does that mean my
Louise!,What?!
What?!,What in the is that up there?
What in the is that up there?,Where?!
Where?!,Way up ahead!
What in the is it?!,It's the Grand Canyon!
What? What are you talkin' about?,You know good and well what I'm talkin' about.
I'm not apologizing for,Say you're sorry.
Say you're sorry.,that.
"Hey, be careful not to scratch that thing, huh?",What?
What?,You heard me. You already put a nick in my piano.
You heard me. You already put a nick in my piano.,I'll try to be more careful.
I'll try to be more careful.,S'matter with you? You look like you're fading.
S'matter with you? You look like you're fading.,The thing's kind of heavy.
The thing's kind of heavy.,"Heavy? Heavy?! What I wouldn't give to know what heavy feels like, you insensitive"
"Heavy? Heavy?! What I wouldn't give to know what heavy feels like, you insensitive","No, I just meant..."
"No, I just meant...",Yeah yeah. I'm going to the corner to get a cup of coffee.
He said you were,He implied it.
He implied it.,"Well you're a writer, and a lot of writers are Look at Truman Capote."
"Well you're a writer, and a lot of writers are Look at Truman Capote.","Yeah, but he was successful."
"Yeah, but he was successful.","Let me ask you this: When you smoke a cigar, do you ever pretend it has balls?"
"I don't know about this, Dom.","Relax, this guy owes me a big one. A couple years ago he got in a jam up in the Boston office; some about padding his resume -- like we haven't all done that. Anyway, they were going to let him go but his mother wrote a tear-jerker letter that ended up on my desk."
"Relax, this guy owes me a big one. A couple years ago he got in a jam up in the Boston office; some about padding his resume -- like we haven't all done that. Anyway, they were going to let him go but his mother wrote a tear-jerker letter that ended up on my desk.",His mother?
His mother?,"Yeah, I guess he still lives with her. Seemed like a sweet lady -- got diabetes or something -- so I went out on a limb and got him transferred down to Providence."
"Yeah, I guess he still lives with her. Seemed like a sweet lady -- got diabetes or something -- so I went out on a limb and got him transferred down to Providence.",And you think he could find out her number for me?
And you think he could find out her number for me?,"He'll do better than that. I'll send him down to Miami on business, you throw him a couple bucks on the side, and he'll track her down."
"That's it, I'm making an oath. I'll never procrastinate about anything again. Life is too short.","Hey, look on the bright side --"
"Hey, look on the bright side --","What's that, Dom? What's the bright side?"
"What's that, Dom? What's the bright side?",Well... at least now you know.
Well... at least now you know.,I think it was better when I didn't. It was kind of inspiring to know there was someone so pure in the world.
What's so funny?,"I'm sorry, it's just that you're taking this all wrong, pal. Don't you see? You're liberated. I feel liberated. I mean here you've been in therapy thinking you blew it with the greatest girl ever, and it turns out that getting your stuck in your zipper was the best thing that ever happened to you!"
"Maybe you're right. I should look on the bright side. I mean, I've still got my health... I'm out of here. I've got to get up at six a.m. to move my boss's brother into his apartment.",What? On your day off? Do you even know the guy?
What? On your day off? Do you even know the guy?,Never met him.
Never met him.,"Jesus, Ted, you've got to finish that novel so you can quit that magazine."
"Jesus, Ted, you've got to finish that novel so you can quit that magazine.",Amen to that.
No You mean...?,Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.,The lazy just didn't bother to look her up.
The lazy just didn't bother to look her up.,That sneaky was probably practicing his jai alai.
"You are one lucky sonofabitch, you know that?",I am?
I am?,Didn't they tell you? That hitcher was just about to cut your throat when you stopped to take a leak. You got a horseshoe up your man.
Didn't they tell you? That hitcher was just about to cut your throat when you stopped to take a leak. You got a horseshoe up your man.,Yeah feels like it.
How the did you get here anyway?,Flew. Told my wife I was going to a Promise Keepers convention.
"Oh I'm nervous. I don't know if I'm ready for this, man.",Just relax. Have you hit the cash machine?
Just relax. Have you hit the cash machine?,Got cash.
Got cash.,Car clean? Plenty of gas?
Car clean? Plenty of gas?,Check.
Check.,Mints?
Mints?,Copped a tin of Altoids at the car wash.
"Okay, sounds like you're all set. Just clean the pipes and it's a go.",Hm?
Hm?,"You know, clean the pipes."
"You know, clean the pipes.",Pipes? What are you talking about?
Pipes? What are you talking about?,"You off before all big dates, right? Tell me you off before your big dates."
"Think about it: After you've had with a girl and the two of you are laying in bed, are you nervous?",No.
I got twenty bucks says you're full of,"Oh come on, why would I lie?"
"Oh come on, why would I lie?","Because you're a loser, and in some warped way this gives you a momentary sense of worth."
Healy you dog!,Sully! Look at you!
Sully! Look at you!,You hot Ya look fuckin'
"Take it easy, that's Bill.",Tell Bill to get the off!
Tell Bill to get the off!,"Relax, he just ate."
"I'm worried about you, man. You better learn to have a pop once in a while or you're gonna fall off the wagon. You're being a fanatic and that ain't healthy.",Am I?
Am I?,Bet your you are. Now I don't want to hear anymore of your happy horseshit. You gotta learn how to bend a little or believe me... you're gonna break.
"Jesus, you know what? This doesn't even taste good to me anymore.","Ah, ya then, you big What are you, spotting?"
"Hello...? Sully...? Sully, that you?",Who the is it to you?
Who the is it to you?,"Sully, it's Healy. What's going on over there?"
"So where the are you, Healy?","Ah, I got a date tonight with that Mary girl I told you about."
"Ah, I got a date tonight with that Mary girl I told you about.",The sawbones?
The sawbones?,Yep.
Oh cripes. Do you have change for a dollar? All I have is these Nepalese coins.,Nepal? Have you been?
Nepal? Have you been?,Not in months. I don't even know why I bought the place.
Not in months. I don't even know why I bought the place.,You own a home there?
You own a home there?,Well... it's just a condo really. Right outside Katmandu.
Well... it's just a condo really. Right outside Katmandu.,Wow. That's a place I've always wanted to go. Is it true the mountains are so tall you can't see the tops?
Wow. That's a place I've always wanted to go. Is it true the mountains are so tall you can't see the tops?,Not 'til you get about three hundred yards from the summit. That's been my experience anyway.
"I'm kidding. Yeah, I guess you could call me an architect -- it's just a job really, a way to keep me moving. My real passion is my hobby.",What's that?
What's that?,I work with retards.
I work with retards.,I beg your pardon?
I beg your pardon?,You know... ...the guys who ride the short bus.
You know... ...the guys who ride the short bus.,Isn't that a little politically incorrect?
Isn't that a little politically incorrect?,The with that. No one's gonna tell me who I can and can't work with.
The with that. No one's gonna tell me who I can and can't work with.,"No, I mean"
"No, I mean","-- There's this one kid, we call him Mongo on account of he's a mongoloid. He got out of his cage once and --"
"-- There's this one kid, we call him Mongo on account of he's a mongoloid. He got out of his cage once and --",-- He's in a cage?!
-- He's in a cage?!,Well it's more of an enclosure really.
Well it's more of an enclosure really.,They keep him confined? That's
They keep him confined? That's,"That's what I said, so I went out and got him a leash you know, one of those clothesline runners for the backyard. He's got plenty of room out there to dig. The kid's really blossomed. Now I can take him to ball games, movies -- you know, happy stuff."
"That's what I said, so I went out and got him a leash you know, one of those clothesline runners for the backyard. He's got plenty of room out there to dig. The kid's really blossomed. Now I can take him to ball games, movies -- you know, happy stuff.",That sounds like fun.
That sounds like fun.,"Yeah, it's fun for them, but it's heaven for me. Those goofy bastards are just about the best thing I have in this crazy old world. Ooh, hey, I gotta run."
"Yeah, it's fun for them, but it's heaven for me. Those goofy bastards are just about the best thing I have in this crazy old world. Ooh, hey, I gotta run.","Look, uh, I was thinking maybe we should go have dinner sometime."
"Ah, I'd sell that. Start fresh in a new place, quit the architect game, slow things down, read more books, see more movies...",You're a movie buff?
You're a movie buff?,Try to be. It's tough going with the they make today. If Dumb and Dumber's the best they've got to offer I say thanks but no thanks.
Try to be. It's tough going with the they make today. If Dumb and Dumber's the best they've got to offer I say thanks but no thanks.,Have you seen it?
Have you seen it?,No. But the Boston Globe critic Jay Carr hated it.
No. But the Boston Globe critic Jay Carr hated it.,A
A,"Huh. I guess I just wish they made them like they used to. You know, something like The Heartbreak Kid... or Harold and Maude."
"Hi, I'm out drinking champagne and roses... and I'm really happy. Leave a message. BEEP.","Uh, hey buddy. Oh boy, am I You're not going to believe this -- well, you'll believe it, there's no reason not to -- but I just got beeped for emergency surgery. Well, um, sorry, but I'm going to have to bail on you."
"Woogie, please, you're starting to scare me.",Who the hell's Woogie?
"But you know, you out a bunch of kids, you're going to put on a few pounds.",So she's married?
So she's married?,Nope. Never been.
Nope. Never been.,Huh?
Huh?,"Four kids, three different guys."
"Four kids, three different guys.",Three different guys?
Three different guys?,"Well I'm guessing. There's a black kid, two whites, and a midget."
"Well I'm guessing. There's a black kid, two whites, and a midget.",Oh my.
Oh my.,"Hyperactive little too. Tough to keep up with in a wheelchair, I bet."
"Hyperactive little too. Tough to keep up with in a wheelchair, I bet.",She's in a wheelchair?!
"Look, uh, I've been thinking about everything you told me.",Good good.
Good good.,"Well I think you're right, I should look her up."
"Well I think you're right, I should look her up.",Rollerpig? Are you nuts?
Rollerpig? Are you nuts?,But you said she was a sparkplug...?
But you said she was a sparkplug...?,I said buttplug. She's heinous.
Oh Christ... poor dog.,"You're a sick man, you know that?"
"You're a sick man, you know that?",Yeah well you! You just can't stand the fact that it was my turn.
Yeah well you! You just can't stand the fact that it was my turn.,Your turn?
Your turn?,"That's right, hot shot! My turn. What's the matter with me, huh? Why can't I ever get the great girl? Give the big pig with the B.O. to Healy, right? Well I was sick of it, man! No more -- it was my turn. It was time for me... time for me... to be happy."
"Well you didn't have to blow us both out of the water. Jesus Christ, just because she found out about you, why'd you have to take me down with you?",I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know what you're talking about.,"I'm talking about the letter,"
"I'm talking about the letter,",What?
"Okay, Pat, take it easy -- don't do anything",Who the do you think you are making up that about me?!
"That stalker Ted got to you, right? You're working for him, aren't you, you little",Who?
"I'm a phony -- just like you, man.",What do you mean?
What do you mean?,I mean I'm a fraud. I'm no architect. Don't be a putz -- who's been to Santiago twice in a year? Estadio Olimpico -- please!
I mean I'm a fraud. I'm no architect. Don't be a putz -- who's been to Santiago twice in a year? Estadio Olimpico -- please!,But... but you knew people at Harvard.
But... but you knew people at Harvard.,I knew The only thing I knew was that you were a fake and I made up everything else. My real name's Norm. I deliver pizzas.
I knew The only thing I knew was that you were a fake and I made up everything else. My real name's Norm. I deliver pizzas., 
That stalkin',sickening.
You little,What?
What?,"You we had a deal -- you said you wouldn't me and I wouldn't you until we had this out of the picture. You crossed the line, man."
Have you been up all night again?,"Bet your I have. It's an important job, Neighborhood Watch is."
"Bet your I have. It's an important job, Neighborhood Watch is.",Neighborhood Watch? Is that what you call listening in on stranger's phone conversations?
Neighborhood Watch? Is that what you call listening in on stranger's phone conversations?,"These ain't strangers, they're neighbors. This only picks up signals in a half-mile radius."
"These ain't strangers, they're neighbors. This only picks up signals in a half-mile radius.",Meaning?
Meaning?,"Meaning these are the people you live amongst, you got a right to know if they're creeps. For instance, did you know there's a guy down the hall cheating on his wife?"
"Meaning these are the people you live amongst, you got a right to know if they're creeps. For instance, did you know there's a guy down the hall cheating on his wife?",You picked that up on the scanner. We gotta move.
You picked that up on the scanner. We gotta move.,I confirmed it on the scanner. I knew something was up because Puffy used to bark like whenever he saw him and you know Puffy only barks at bad people.
"Magda, Puffy barks at everybody.","That's because there's a lot of bad people out there. Hey, Puffy tried to warn you about that Steve guy you was seeing -- he was a asswipe -- but you had to find out for yourself, didn't you?"
"That's because there's a lot of bad people out there. Hey, Puffy tried to warn you about that Steve guy you was seeing -- he was a asswipe -- but you had to find out for yourself, didn't you?","Okay, you win. Now try to get some sleep, huh."
"Jesus, Mary, you gotta hear this -- some cop's staking out this broad's apartment.","No time, Magda, my show's starting."
What's he like?,I don't know. He's kind of a mook.
I don't know. He's kind of a mook.,What's a mook?
What's a mook?,"You know, a mookalone, a schlep."
"You know, a mookalone, a schlep.",Then why you going out with him if he's a schlep?
Then why you going out with him if he's a schlep?,"Come on, Magda It's like that movie Harold and Maude."
"Come on, Magda It's like that movie Harold and Maude.",I don't watch the new ones.
I don't watch the new ones.,This one's almost thirty years old. It's about a young kid and an old lady who fall in love.
This one's almost thirty years old. It's about a young kid and an old lady who fall in love.,That's exactly why I don't watch 'em anymore -- it's Why the would an old lady go for a young kid?
I'm buying bananas tonight.,Why?
Why?,Back when I was your age I always used to make myself a big banana split after I think you're gonna need one tonight.
Back when I was your age I always used to make myself a big banana split after I think you're gonna need one tonight.,Don't get ahead of yourself. You'll probably need it before I will.
You vicious how do you sleep at night?,I can't do it -- I just found out it's his birthday. I guess I've gotta cancel on Ted.
Holy,"Puffy, get over here."
Magda!,The little lied to me about that guy!
You what are you -- Mary! Is that you?,Who's that?
So you're a writer?,Trying to be.
Trying to be.,Well good for you. I bet it works out for you.
Well good for you. I bet it works out for you.,"We'll see. If it doesn't, what the at least I gave it a shot."
"We'll see. If it doesn't, what the at least I gave it a shot.",That's right. And the good thing is you can do it anywhere.
That's right. And the good thing is you can do it anywhere.,"What about you, Mare? How the hell'd you manage to stay single?"
"What about you, Mare? How the hell'd you manage to stay single?","I don't know... My friends think I'm too picky. I think I'm just a magnet. I did come close once -- just last year, in fact. There was this guy he lived in San Francisco."
"Mary, I swear I wasn't trying to trick you.",Then what the did you do it for?
Then what the did you do it for?,I did it because because I'd never stopped thinking about you and if I didn't find you I knew my life would never be good again.
What seems to be the situation here? You yourself or something?,I wish.
One guess.,How the hell'd you get the beans all the way up top like that?
How the hell'd you get the beans all the way up top like that?,I don't know. It's not like it was a well thought-out plan.
Now I've seen it all. What the were you thinking?,I wasn't trying --
I wasn't trying --,Is that bubble what I think it is?
Good.,Where the are you?
"Jesus Christ, guys. What the hell's Khruschev thinking?",Did you have any indication of this from Georgi? Any possible warning or sense of motivation?
Did you have any indication of this from Georgi? Any possible warning or sense of motivation?,"Complete snowjob. And then we went out and told the country they weren't putting missiles into Cuba. By the way, you realize we just lost the midterms."
There's still no sign they know that we know about the missiles. Been a lot of cloud cover; probably think we aren't getting any good product.,We keep 'em in the dark as long as we can. But I sure as am going to test him.
Lying Lied to my face.,We're split down the middle. If I held a vote I think airstrike would beat blockade by a vote or two.
We're split down the middle. If I held a vote I think airstrike would beat blockade by a vote or two.,"I want a consensus, Bobby. Consensus. Either air strike or blockade. Something everyone'll stand by even if they don't like it. I need it by Saturday. Make it happen."
"I want a consensus, Bobby. Consensus. Either air strike or blockade. Something everyone'll stand by even if they don't like it. I need it by Saturday. Make it happen.",What if I can't?
Stevenson. Jesus. Peace at any price. You'd think nobody learned anything from World War Two.,Somebody had to say it. I respect Adlai for having the guts to risk looking like an appeaser.
Somebody had to say it. I respect Adlai for having the guts to risk looking like an appeaser.,We have to pull him. He's not going to be able to handle the Soviets in front of the U.N. Zorin will eat him alive.
We have to pull him. He's not going to be able to handle the Soviets in front of the U.N. Zorin will eat him alive.,We've got bigger problems right now.
"He gets it, but he's","That's all well and good, but what do we say to 'em?"
Who gives a about the midterms now? The Soviets are putting nuclear weapons ninety miles away from us.,"You mean there's something more important than votes? Didn't think I'd live to see the day, Ken."
The other thing is...,...I know. CIA and the military us on the Bay of Pigs.
...I know. CIA and the military us on the Bay of Pigs.,They're going to be pressing for a military solution soon. We can't afford to let them ram their agenda down our throats. We need to come with options other than air strikes so we have some sort of choice here.
They're going to be pressing for a military solution soon. We can't afford to let them ram their agenda down our throats. We need to come with options other than air strikes so we have some sort of choice here.,"We got a bunch of smart guys. We lock 'em up together in there, kick 'em in the til they come up with options."
We gave so much to get here. I don't know. Sometimes I think what the did we do it for?,Because we knew we could do a better job than everyone else.
"Jack and Bobby are good men. But it takes a certain character, moral toughness to stand up to --","-- You listen to me. Nobody, nobody, talks about my friends that way. You're here right now because of the Kennedys. They may be wrong. They make mistakes. But they're not weak. The weak ones are these 'people' who can't speak their own minds."
"-- You listen to me. Nobody, nobody, talks about my friends that way. You're here right now because of the Kennedys. They may be wrong. They make mistakes. But they're not weak. The weak ones are these 'people' who can't speak their own minds.",You know I don't mean they're weak.
"Kenny! What happened? They didn't let me up front, said the President was on the phone the whole time.",He was.
He was.,"Yeah? Who was he talking to? Acheson? Come on, O'Donnell, everyone's wondering what's going on. What's Acheson doing in town? And don't give me some about DNC think tanks. Acheson's Mr. Cold War."
"Yeah? Who was he talking to? Acheson? Come on, O'Donnell, everyone's wondering what's going on. What's Acheson doing in town? And don't give me some about DNC think tanks. Acheson's Mr. Cold War.",Why don't you ask him yourself? You can have him on the way home.
Why don't you ask him yourself? You can have him on the way home.,I'm giving you a chance here: talk to me. You can influence how this thing unfolds.
You must think I'm blind and I've already gotten the birds and bees from Bobby. The President doesn't have to double-barrel me.,"Listen to me, it. We're talking about a possible nuclear war. You dropped the ball on Bay of Pigs --"
"Listen to me, it. We're talking about a possible nuclear war. You dropped the ball on Bay of Pigs --","-- you sonofabitch, it, I didn't drop --"
"-- you sonofabitch, it, I didn't drop --",You were in the room. It was your purview. It was your job to make sure Bissel wasn't us over and you didn't do it. You've got the most important job in the world right now. You're the smartest guy the President has. Besides me.
"Jesus Christ, Larry, what the fu-- Larry. That's not even your name, is it? What's your real name, you scumbag?","Don't have one, Carl. I have a number, man. Just like the numbers on those treasury checks. You stole from your own country, Carl. Shame on you."
"Brooks, what's a perceptive fellow like you, doing in a joint like this? Let me buy you a glass of some of that Russian you like.",FBI? What you investigatin'?
FBI? What you investigatin'?,A On the reservation.
A On the reservation.,"Again. Figures, man."
"Ray, there's been a homicide out in an area known as The Badlands. Indian Reservation.",It's not the first. There's been several. And our field office in Rapid City is getting a lot of heat... none of the investigations have turned up jack
It's not the first. There's been several. And our field office in Rapid City is getting a lot of heat... none of the investigations have turned up jack,"The main problem is, Ray, these people are extremely distrustful of outsiders, non-Indians. Relations have not been amicable."
"The main problem is, Ray, these people are extremely distrustful of outsiders, non-Indians. Relations have not been amicable.",Different culture. Hard to The Indians don't like white cops poking around. And that's why we're in a position where we have to bring in an American Indian agent.
"I know where I am. I'm on federal land, doing a federal investigation, and if you don't wanna cooperate you can take a ride in a federal car, and spend the rest of the day in a little room, answering federal questions. It's your call. Who are you?","I'm a full blood Oglala Sioux, born and raised on this reservation."
"I'm a full blood Oglala Sioux, born and raised on this reservation.",You're a Ray check his wallet.
What the you doing?!,His mother needs a piece of his hair. It's for the Keeping of the Souls Ceremony. Has to be kept for four days.
Were you in Nam?,"Airborne. That's where they used to get us agents from. Now we get 'em from Carnegie-Melon, Ivy League. Accountants and computer Yuppies with guns. That's scary"
"Hey, hey, hey. J. Edgar would've loved you. He'd love anybody who joined the bureau to, what was it? ""To enforce the laws of my country and protect her interests""?",You crashed my file?
You crashed my file?,"No. I consulted it. We're going into Indian Country, I wanna know what kind of individual is covering my Don't you?"
I did.,Who the is he?
Who the is he?,#NAME?
Keeping of the souls. Do they still burn their dead or something?,Beats the outta me.
I'd just like five minutes alone with the who hung that flag upside down.,"Easy, Cowboy. No vendettas on my ship. Now: remember what I told you about Nam? Watch the grass, watch the trees, watch the house, be on your toes, and if we get committed, don't hesitate to empty that sucker."
"Easy, Cowboy. No vendettas on my ship. Now: remember what I told you about Nam? Watch the grass, watch the trees, watch the house, be on your toes, and if we get committed, don't hesitate to empty that sucker.",Alright. Alright.
Cooch. Where the did they send us?,A long way from home. You be careful out there.
Alright. Alright...,"Yeah, alright, alright -- you -- give a yuppie a badge and he wants to take over the world. Go get a tail on Eagle Bear, and stay with her. Cuz Jimmy's gonna show. And I want you to make the collar."
Bastards...,"All I could think of was... not here. I don't wanna eat it on an Indian Reservation, three thousand miles from home."
"All I could think of was... not here. I don't wanna eat it on an Indian Reservation, three thousand miles from home.",He's out there. He's out there playing Sitting Bull with us. I want the so bad I'm getting a bleeding ulcer.
And it was full of water when I drove by here three days ago. Full. I mean... a river.,The Little Walking River. You're right. This is part of it. So whoever sunk this car didn't compensate for drought.
"You ever put your hands on me again and you'll be doing the books for a baitshop in the Everglades, Mister.",You didn't tell me about Red Deer Table --
You didn't tell me about Red Deer Table --,#NAME?
#NAME?,"What is it? It's genocide, that's what it is. It's a Pay Zone for some U.S. corporation and a Dead Zone for the people here. Uranium, Cooch."
"This was a Selective Operations Unit, Agent Levoi. There is classified information pertaining to our national security. You don't question that, you don't go digging into that -- that's insubordination. Jesus Christ --",#NAME?
#NAME?,"We were sworn in on the Constitution to protect federal matters, Ray. I don't know about uranium, I don't know about Red Dog Table -- all I know is we did our job. It's over."
"We were sworn in on the Constitution to protect federal matters, Ray. I don't know about uranium, I don't know about Red Dog Table -- all I know is we did our job. It's over.","We neutralized anybody with a voice. Leo, Jimmy... Eagle Bear. Anyone who was standing in the way of the land. Is that it?"
"We neutralized anybody with a voice. Leo, Jimmy... Eagle Bear. Anyone who was standing in the way of the land. Is that it?",No. We neutralized enemies of the United States. Anti-American radicals who have killed federal officers out here!
"Big sonuvabuck. Based on the depth of that print, pressure releases... I'd say he goes two-ten, two-fifteen --", 
 ,#NAME?
#NAME?,You're trying to tell me you can read all that from a track?
You're trying to tell me you can read all that from a track?,"No. Not just a track. You gotta listen to the trees, man. To the leaves. To this sand, you FBI's kicked all up. You gotta listen to the earth."
"No. Not just a track. You gotta listen to the trees, man. To the leaves. To this sand, you FBI's kicked all up. You gotta listen to the earth.","Is that right? Well, listen to this: drag your This is a restricted area."
"Is that right? Well, listen to this: drag your This is a restricted area.","No, this is the home of the Oglala Sioux and I want the who killed Leo. Whether you get him or I get him, I just want him. Shit's been goin' on too long."
"No, this is the home of the Oglala Sioux and I want the who killed Leo. Whether you get him or I get him, I just want him. Shit's been goin' on too long.",You've got no jurisdiction.
You've got no jurisdiction.,You got no know-how. About Indian Way. Or about Jack for that matter.
You got no know-how. About Indian Way. Or about Jack for that matter.,"Maybe you're not aware of this, Crow Horse, but I just flew in from a place called the Twentieth Century where we have such things as electrostatic tracking methods, psycholingusitics, DNA fingerprinting; I don't have to crawl around with the scorpions and talk to the trees to get answers. Leo was killed right here."
"Maybe you're not aware of this, Crow Horse, but I just flew in from a place called the Twentieth Century where we have such things as electrostatic tracking methods, psycholingusitics, DNA fingerprinting; I don't have to crawl around with the scorpions and talk to the trees to get answers. Leo was killed right here.","Go back to the M.E., take a look inside Leo's exit wounds and tell me how chicken feed got in there. Trust me, there ain't chickens in the Badlands. His mother's place is --"
"Go back to the M.E., take a look inside Leo's exit wounds and tell me how chicken feed got in there. Trust me, there ain't chickens in the Badlands. His mother's place is --",#NAME?
#NAME?,I'm talkin' his spiritual mother. Maisy Blue Legs.
I'm talkin' his spiritual mother. Maisy Blue Legs.,His spiritual mother...
His spiritual mother...,"To us Indians, our spiritual relatives are as close as family. I've got seven mothers on this reservation. Sisters. Brothers. You ain't one of them."
"To us Indians, our spiritual relatives are as close as family. I've got seven mothers on this reservation. Sisters. Brothers. You ain't one of them.","Thank Now listen to me, I'm giving you a break. But if my partner finds out you're here, you're gonna be reading rat tracks in Sioux Falls Maximum Security."
"Thank Now listen to me, I'm giving you a break. But if my partner finds out you're here, you're gonna be reading rat tracks in Sioux Falls Maximum Security.",Easy. Easy... I'm goin'.
"The owl told him about Leo. That's incredible. I guess we just broke the back of this investigation, didn't we? Evidence doesn't get any harder than that -- not for my money. Is there anyway we can this owl into Federal Court?","He also said ""listen to the water."""
"He also said ""listen to the water.""","Listen to the water. Listen to the owl. He also said, don't trust the Cookie Monster."
"Listen to the water. Listen to the owl. He also said, don't trust the Cookie Monster.",Go back to your DNA finger-printin'.
"So did this one. Wambli is a rare and sacred creature. When someone finds a dead one, the feathers get around the res. We share everything. A lot of power in the eagle feathers. But you think that's too, don't --","-- Leo Fast Elk was sitting in the outhouse at Maisy Blue Legs when a car pulled into the yard. He came out, approached the vehicle then saw that the man behind the wheel was Jimmy. He tried to get back into the trailer, but the car came highballing at him. He started running for the open grass. With the car moving, Jimmy hung his shotgun out the window, took aim -- missed once, hitting the -- fired again, and severed Leo's spine. Leo fell, rolled, and came to a stop in the grass. And some chicken feed. Stale chicken feed with four days mold. Electromagnetic printing."
"Walter. When I fill out my 302, do I say that evil spirits are killing everybody on the reservation?",Ray --
Ray --,#NAME?
#NAME?,What'd you expect to hear?
What'd you expect to hear?,"Not Native American myths and legends. I'm with the FBI, Walter, remember? Not National Geographic."
"Not Native American myths and legends. I'm with the FBI, Walter, remember? Not National Geographic.","What you call myths, we call our history."
"What you call myths, we call our history.",It's not real.
It's not real.,What's real to you? Wall Street? Capital Hill? Now they are myths.
What's real to you? Wall Street? Capital Hill? Now they are myths.,"I can't be dicking around here. That's all I'm saying. I don't carry crystals, I don't wanna come back in another life. I just wanna do my job, and do it right, and get the outta here."
"I can't be dicking around here. That's all I'm saying. I don't carry crystals, I don't wanna come back in another life. I just wanna do my job, and do it right, and get the outta here.",You ain't no Indian. You're a Sal Mineo Indian.
"Agent Little Weasel, Federal Bura of your Imagination.",Jesus Christ. You're hammered. What are you doing?
Jesus Christ. You're hammered. What are you doing?,"You're right about the old man. His power's long dried up. He's supposed to be a medicine man but he won't go see the people. He says we changed, and we don't listen. Well, he don't go out and talk no more. I haven't had a drink in three years but I just turned my sobriety chip into that man behind the bar, and this Hoss is gettin' watered."
"You're right about the old man. His power's long dried up. He's supposed to be a medicine man but he won't go see the people. He says we changed, and we don't listen. Well, he don't go out and talk no more. I haven't had a drink in three years but I just turned my sobriety chip into that man behind the bar, and this Hoss is gettin' watered.","Cut the You shouldn't be in here, Man."
"Cut the You shouldn't be in here, Man.",Cuz I'm a skin?
Cuz I'm a skin?,Cuz you're a cop.
Cuz you're a cop.,Not no more.
Not no more.,What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?,"You tell me. You tell me who went to the B.I.A. -- Bureau of Indian Annihilation and said I was messin' with your case, man. I don't give a about your case."
"You tell me. You tell me who went to the B.I.A. -- Bureau of Indian Annihilation and said I was messin' with your case, man. I don't give a about your case.","And I don't give a about whether you wear a badge or not, Crow Horse, but I didn't cut you."
This Jimmy's?,You're not gonna catch him. He can shape-shift into different animals. Bear. Elk. Porcupine.
You're not gonna catch him. He can shape-shift into different animals. Bear. Elk. Porcupine.,"Is that like an hereditary thing, Magdelana, or can one take classes?"
"Is that like an hereditary thing, Magdelana, or can one take classes?",Jimmy didn't Leo. Why do you wanna do this?
Jimmy didn't Leo. Why do you wanna do this?,"He tried to him twice before. That's a good place to start don't ya think? Leo was on the other side, wasn't he?"
"He tried to him twice before. That's a good place to start don't ya think? Leo was on the other side, wasn't he?","-- Leo was an apple, that's right. Red on the outside, white on the inside. And Jimmy hated him. Kicked his a coupla times. But he didn't him."
"-- Leo was an apple, that's right. Red on the outside, white on the inside. And Jimmy hated him. Kicked his a coupla times. But he didn't him.",Who did?
Who did?,"You're the FBI. That's your job, isn't it? Ya know how many of our Warrior brothers got killed out here? I never saw any investigating then. Why now? What's going down here?"
"You're the FBI. That's your job, isn't it? Ya know how many of our Warrior brothers got killed out here? I never saw any investigating then. Why now? What's going down here?",A Fugitive Alert for a suspect. Before somebody else gets a shotgun blast in the spine.
A Fugitive Alert for a suspect. Before somebody else gets a shotgun blast in the spine.,Try the Fort Laramie Treaty. All over again.
What ya want?,Must be a getting around in that wheelchair. How long you been in it?
Must be a getting around in that wheelchair. How long you been in it?,"Since I got a iron pipe put across my knees, man. Fight with three wasi'cus, ya know."
"Since I got a iron pipe put across my knees, man. Fight with three wasi'cus, ya know.",At Sioux Falls Pen?
At Sioux Falls Pen?,"No, that was Leavenworth. This -- was Sioux Falls. What ya want?"
"No, that was Leavenworth. This -- was Sioux Falls. What ya want?",Leavenworth a tough joint?
"Not for long, Richard. You got early parole under the stipulation that you would help us in a situation, and you didn't deliver.",What the you talkin' about?
"Get up out of the chair, Richard.","What's with you people? Why do ya have to with my head all the time? I came through, man."
"What's with you people? Why do ya have to with my head all the time? I came through, man.","Get up out of the chair, and walk toward the backdoor, Richard."
"Get up out of the chair, and walk toward the backdoor, Richard.","I get thrown in solitary until I don't know my own fuckin' name, and then you people tell me I can beat nine years if I help you. I helped you!"
"I get thrown in solitary until I don't know my own fuckin' name, and then you people tell me I can beat nine years if I help you. I helped you!",Get up!
"They said I'd never see FBI again, and I'm livin' with you I don't feed ya information on the Warriors, it's back to the pen. I don't do this, back to the pen. Your word against my word. Against a con Indian's word. I really got a chance, man, right?","They sent me here, Richard because they said you didn't hold up your end of the arrangement, and I have to transport you back to Leavenworth."
"They sent me here, Richard because they said you didn't hold up your end of the arrangement, and I have to transport you back to Leavenworth.",What the man? What do you people want? I did what you wasi'cu's told me to do.
What the man? What do you people want? I did what you wasi'cu's told me to do.,Leo Fast Elk... is alive.
No way. No fuckin' way.,How the do you know?
How the do you know?,"I blew his back out with a buffalo gun, that's how I know! Now you're gonna say I didn't, so you can throw me back in solitary?"
And probably never again. It's nothing personal. It's just...I know a lot of pilots. Maybe I'm immune...,"Don't worry, I'm a new strain. And I don't give up. Everything I've ever wanted I've had to work like for. Well, how about it?"
"Don't worry, I'm a new strain. And I don't give up. Everything I've ever wanted I've had to work like for. Well, how about it?",How about what?
How about what?,"How about anything, anything you want to do."
"How about anything, anything you want to do.","Hard to argue with that, isn't it..."
"Hard to argue with that, isn't it...",A date... Coffee... A drink...A walk in the park.
A date... Coffee... A drink...A walk in the park.,What about the plane?
What about the plane?,What plane.
What plane.,"Most of them invite me to sit in the cockpit...play with the levers and things. MAVERICK Well, get used to it."
"Most of them invite me to sit in the cockpit...play with the levers and things. MAVERICK Well, get used to it.",Used to what?
Used to what?,I'm different.
I'm different.,I'm starting to sense that now.
You're not supposed to...,But I have to!
But I have to!,Go ahead. I'm right behind you.
Go ahead. I'm right behind you.,"MUSTANG, THIS IS MAVERICK, REQUEST A FLYBY."
"Slider -- they let you into Top Gun? If you're among the best in the Navy, I tremble for the security of this country.","Why Goose, whose butt did you kiss to get here?"
"Why Goose, whose butt did you kiss to get here?","The list is long, but distinguished."
"The list is long, but distinguished.",So's my Johnson.
So's my Johnson.,This is Maverick.
So I've heard.,Who's your pilot?
Who's your pilot?,Tom Kazansky.
Tom Kazansky.,No The Iceman....
No The Iceman....,Mister to you.
"Keller, Black Lion Squadron. I knew him at Pensacola. He's good.",Is there anybody in the Navy you don't know?
Is there anybody in the Navy you don't know?,Gotta keep track of the competition.
What the is this?,"Don't chew it, you won't have it that long. Easier to clean the cockpit if it comes up in big chunks."
Relationships are a here. It's hard enough to concentrate ...under the pressure. Having a woman here is asking for it.,"I guess that's what I'm doing, then."
"I guess that's what I'm doing, then.",Where do you find the time? Where do you find the energy. It's tough enough to keep your mind on school. A woman here is a real pain in the...
That's Kazanski.,No That why they call him Ice?
No That why they call him Ice?,"Nope. It's the way he flies - Ice cold. No mistakes. Wears you down. After enough time, you just get bored and frustrated, you do something and he's got you."
Mav's a great flyer but....,"He's a of a flyer. In fact, he's so good he might have been picked for Top Gun himself. Except for one thing. He just can't seem to follow orders!"
Coogan spent half the night looking for her. He said he was gonna the who ruined his sister.,I didn't ruin her.
I guess I owe you one.,You don't owe me anything. We're on the same team.
You don't owe me anything. We're on the same team.,You saved our lives. You did it!
You saved our lives. You did it!,We did it.
We did it.,You're a of a flyer. You can be my wingman any time.
You're a of a flyer. You can be my wingman any time.,No. You can be mine!
"He's seat of the pants... Completely unpredictable -- nothing by the book. All over the sky. But I don't know, Skip, he's really got something.","Yeah, we get one of these guys every class. ""Maverick!"""
Who's the is that?,Three guesses.
Three guesses.,"Well, he's in trouble and he didn't even get here yet."
I...FORGOT SOMETHING.,What the you doing?
What the you doing?,Helping him in.
Helping him in.,What makes you think we can get back in? We don't have the fuel for this. MAVERICK Just get me to him.
"You just did an incredibly brave thing! What you should have done was land your plane. You don't own that plane, the taxpayers do. I should ream you out for it. But it just doesn't work with you. You're a of a flyer. You are maybe ...too good. You never really stepped in it yet. So this is your chance. I'm gonna send you up against the best. They are better than you. Maybe they'll knock that shine off your eagle and you'll see, finally, where discipline and teamwork fit it. Maverick hasn't really heard anything but TOPGUN. He snaps out of it.",Sir?
Sir?,That is all. Tell me about the MiG some other time...
That is all. Tell me about the MiG some other time...,Yes sir!
"It's no disgrace, kid. That spin was It would wreck anyone's confidence. You could be a good pilot again someday...",You think I should quit?!
You think I should quit?!,"I didn't say that. That's up to you. But I have responsibility for the other guys up there, not just you. They need to know you're all right...that they can depend on you."
How can I go on? I feel so... responsible.,"Kid, the plain fact is...you are. I'm not gonna stand here and blow sunshine up your Technically, they absolved you. You and I know what really happened. You pushed it. You are responsible and you'll always carry that. You know what, I'll carry it too. I should have taken you out of that cockpit. I guess I'm a hopeless romantic... I always try to find something worthwhile in someone's death. It's no trade-off. It's not one for one. What you learned isn't worth his death. It couldn't be. But maybe there is some value in it. I know it's the first thing I've ever seen that's really gotten to you. Now the question is, what will you do with it. If it gets you out of flight status...so you don't yourself or anybody else...that's good. That's one good thing. You were an accident waiting to happen."
"Kid, the plain fact is...you are. I'm not gonna stand here and blow sunshine up your Technically, they absolved you. You and I know what really happened. You pushed it. You are responsible and you'll always carry that. You know what, I'll carry it too. I should have taken you out of that cockpit. I guess I'm a hopeless romantic... I always try to find something worthwhile in someone's death. It's no trade-off. It's not one for one. What you learned isn't worth his death. It couldn't be. But maybe there is some value in it. I know it's the first thing I've ever seen that's really gotten to you. Now the question is, what will you do with it. If it gets you out of flight status...so you don't yourself or anybody else...that's good. That's one good thing. You were an accident waiting to happen.",You think I shouldn't fly.
You think I shouldn't fly.,"I didn't say that. That's up to you. I think that if you do, if you choose to come back, you'll be a better pilot... a better man."
"I didn't say that. That's up to you. I think that if you do, if you choose to come back, you'll be a better pilot... a better man.",Would you take me back? Would they?
Would you take me back? Would they?,"I'll have to think about it. I don't know about them. I do know one thing, We've got a lot invested in you. We'd hate to lose it. Even more than those other guys, Naval Aviation needs a very few, very good men."
What happened to number five?,"Ah, You got me. I ain't even married. Now put your hands in the air!"
"You see, Quaid, none of my people could get close to Kuato. The mutants could always sniff us out. So Hauser and I sat down and invented you: the perfect mole.",He's lying. Hauser turned against you.
He's lying. Hauser turned against you.,"That's what we wanted you to think. The fact is, Hauser volunteered to become Doug Quaid. It was the only way to fool the psychics."
"That's what we wanted you to think. The fact is, Hauser volunteered to become Doug Quaid. It was the only way to fool the psychics.",Get your story straight. This idiot's been trying to me since I went to Rekall. --You don't somebody you're trying to plant.
Get your story straight. This idiot's been trying to me since I went to Rekall. --You don't somebody you're trying to plant.,He wasn't in on it. You set him off by going to Rekall.
He wasn't in on it. You set him off by going to Rekall.,So why am I still alive?
So why am I still alive?,We gave you lots of help. Benny here...
The guy with the suitcase; the mask; the money; the message form Hauser...All of that was set up by us.,Sorry. Too perfect.
Sorry. Too perfect.,"Perfect, my --You pop your memory cap before we can activate you. Then Richter goes hod wild, up everything I spent a year planning. --Frankly, I'm amazed is worked."
The guy's a,"Not true, he's one of my best friends...He's got a big house and a Mercedes. And you like Melina, right? Well, you'll get to her every night.--That's right. She's gonna be Hauser's babe."
What are you afraid of? Turn it on.,"Impossible. Once the reaction starts, it'll spread to all the turbinium in the planet. Mars will go into global meltdown.--That's why the aliens never turned it on."
"Impossible. Once the reaction starts, it'll spread to all the turbinium in the planet. Mars will go into global meltdown.--That's why the aliens never turned it on.",Do you expect me to believe you?
Do you expect me to believe you?,"Who gives a what you believe? In thirty seconds, you'll be dead. Then I'll blow this place up..."
"Now let's get down to business. Kuato wants what's in Quaid's head. And he might be able to get it, cause they say he's psychic. Now I have a little plan to keep this from happening. --Do you think you can play along?","Yes, sir."
"Yes, sir.","Great! Because, otherwise I'll erase your"
I say we throw the switch and see what happens.,Don't be an idiot.
Listen to me! He's been going on and on about Mars. He's really been there.,"Use your head, you dumb He's acting out the secret agent role from his Ego Trip!"
"Use your head, you dumb He's acting out the secret agent role from his Ego Trip!",I'm afraid that's not possible.
I'm afraid that's not possible.,Why not?
Why not?,We haven't implanted it yet.
Why not?,"A friend of mine tried one of their ""special offers""...Nearly got himself lobotomized."
"A friend of mine tried one of their ""special offers""...Nearly got himself lobotomized.",No
No,"Don't with your brain, pal. It ain't worth it."
"Harry, what the is this?","Come on, let's go have that drink."
"Come on, let's go have that drink.",What the did I do wrong?! Tell me!
What the did I do wrong?! Tell me!,"You blabbed, Quaid! You blabbed about Mars!"
"You blabbed, Quaid! You blabbed about Mars!",Are you crazy?! I don't know anything about Mars.
I want that dead.,I don't blame you man. I wouldn't want Quaid porkin' my old lady.
I don't blame you man. I wouldn't want Quaid porkin' my old lady.,Are you saying she liked it?
Are you saying she liked it?,I'm sure she hated every fuckin' minute of it.
That son of a got to be around here somewhere.,I've got him. The guy in the turban.
Look at this,What the is this?
Not talk! I said TALK!!,I'm not your wife.
I'm not your wife.,The you're not.
The you're not.,I swear to never saw you before six weeks ago! Our marriage is just a memory implant -- agghh!
I swear to never saw you before six weeks ago! Our marriage is just a memory implant -- agghh!,You think I'm an idiot? Remember our wedding?
You think I'm an idiot? Remember our wedding?,It was implanted by the Agency.
It was implanted by the Agency.,And falling in love?
And falling in love?,Implanted.
Implanted.,"Our friends, my job, eight years together, I suppose all this was implanted too?"
"Our friends, my job, eight years together, I suppose all this was implanted too?",The job's real. -- But the Agency set it up.
The job's real. -- But the Agency set it up., 
You guys all set?,Ready as we'll ever be.
Ready as we'll ever be.,"Heather and I are going to drive around a little, see if we can find that college girl and tell her to get her back into town."
"You punk! You came <u>that</u> close, <u>that</u> close!!","One of these days, Melvin, somebody's gonna kick your"
"Okay, Burt, listen. Forget shooting them. Tell me this: can you get to your truck?",No problem.
No problem.,"Good. You've got the only truck in the valley that can make it up that jeep trail. So, here's the plan: You and Heather go for help. Get to the mountains..."
"What? Well, for chrissake, we could have made a stand at our place! We had food, water...",You can't fight'em that way...
You can't fight'em that way...,You two jackasses hauled us way the out here...!?
"I can't believe it. No tracks, no sign, no spoor.","Yeah, whatever they are, you'd think after they ate all those sheep they'd have to take a dump someplace... What the hell's going on in town?"
What the you doing back already?,"You're never going to believe this, but the canyon road...we were on it not two hours ago...well, it's completely..."
"Negative copy on that, Pham, check your frequency. I'm on forty-nine.","Burt, can you hear me now?"
"Burt, can you hear me now?","Just barely, Pham. What are you all doing up on your roofs. What the hell's going on? Come back."
"Jesus Christ, we're only going nine miles. Be there in two hours, tops!","Yeah, well those things are gonna be on our every foot of the way, right?"
"Well, at least the can't climb. Pardon my French.",Probably couldn't move too easily on the surface.
Where the are they? Hope they didn't wise up.,"Nope, there! That's one."
How many cows does it take to make a stampede? Is it like three or more? Is there a minimum speed?,"I was in one. A bolt of lightning blew up cottonwood tree. Three hundred head going for the horizon. Wasn't so funny, I can tell you."
jeep trail gets worse every year.,Has a lot of rain.
Reckon he hated Perfection more than us? You suppose he <u>wanted</u> to himself?,"If he did, why didn't he use his shotgun?"
"If he did, why didn't he use his shotgun?",Maybe he just couldn't pull the trigger...
Maybe he just couldn't pull the trigger...,"Oh sure, he figured it was easier to die of thirst? Come on, sombody must've chased him up there."
"Oh sure, he figured it was easier to die of thirst? Come on, sombody must've chased him up there.","Oh, you mean somebody who ain't scared of a twelve gauge shotgun. And then what did they do? Camp out down below and just wait for him to die?"
"Well, whatever the happened it's just one more good reason to haul out of this place.",You got that right.
"Oh, Jesus!!",What the is going on? I mean WHAT THE IS GOING ON?!!
"Brother, we decided to leave this place just one day too late, you know?","Well, there's sure as nothing to stop us now. Everybody we know between here and Bixby is already dead."
Here's the plan...We don't <u>even</u> stop. Ride like Tonight we keep right on going. We'll walk the horses.,"That <u>is</u> the plan...I mean, it! What the are those things? How could they bury an entire Plymouth station wagon?"
"That <u>is</u> the plan...I mean, it! What the are those things? How could they bury an entire Plymouth station wagon?",<u>Why</u> would they do it?
Shut up! They got wind of something they don't like!,Oh
Son of a,Son of a Been waiting there all this time. How the hell's it even know we're still here?
Son of a Been waiting there all this time. How the hell's it even know we're still here?,"It's been listening to us. It's got no eyes. It sure as can't smell anything underground, so I figure..."
Run for it? Running's not a plan. Running is what you do when the plan fails. You're not even trying to come up with a plan!,"Well, it's not like we've got a of a lot of options..."
I'm gonna kick his,I'm gonna help you.
Shut it up! Shut the little up!,Chuck him out the door! Like a little hors d'oeuvre.
Wait a minute...the Cat. Could we take the Cat?,Jesus. It's slower than
Jesus. It's slower than,"Yeah, but it weighs better than thirty tons. No way they could stop it."
"But...we could pull something! We could, I don't know, drag a car behind it!","A car, huh? Like a big armored car? Need something bigger, tougher...our truck maybe...or, that old semi trailer!"
"A car, huh? Like a big armored car? Need something bigger, tougher...our truck maybe...or, that old semi trailer!",Its tires are flat...
Its tires are flat...,Doesn't matter. The cat can pull <u>any</u>thing.
Doesn't matter. The cat can pull <u>any</u>thing.,Well...all <u>right</u>! We just roll on out of here!
Well...all <u>right</u>! We just roll on out of here!,We got a plan!
<u>I'm</u> making the run to the Cat.,Like you are.
Like you are.,Get real. I'm faster than you.
Get real. I'm faster than you.,<u>I'm</u> best at driving the Cat.
<u>I'm</u> best at driving the Cat.,Only if something happens to me.
Watch your,"Don't worry about me,"
it. What the are they doing? They're up to something.,I don't care what they're doing as long as they're doing it way over there.
What the are you doing?!!,I GOT A PLAN!!
Somebody paying you to do this?,She just practically asked you for a date. What the is wrong?!
Burt! Heather!,"Yeah, Val."
"Yeah, Val.",We're in deep over here. Let's change that plan.
You paying attention? This oughta hurt like,It does.
What?!! Since when the hell's every thing up to us?!,You guys do all the odd jobs.
You're fishing. You don't know,I know about Esparza.
"What, ""everything""? You shot a corpse. I don't give a about that -- !",Let's this lowlife!
Let's this lowlife!,"Hey -- the fact you popped Jimmy Chin in broad daylight proves it wasn't premeditated. Jury'll sympathize -- dude was banging your wife, right?"
"Hey -- the fact you popped Jimmy Chin in broad daylight proves it wasn't premeditated. Jury'll sympathize -- dude was banging your wife, right?",Shut your sewer mouth!
"We don't prosecute people because in the abstract they might be weak. Judge Brandeis said it best: Entrapment is a ""dirty business!""",Can't I take a simple without --
"I feel like I've been mugged... Guy scared the out of me. You made your point, Eddie... I'm relieved we're not taking the case.",We're taking the other case.
We're taking the other case.,What other case?
What other case?,Eight years ago. The Chinatown hit.
Some gang punk gets wasted in front of the tourists. The mayor pressures the cops. The cops pressure the rival gang -- the Joe Boys. The Joes give up Shu Kai Kim -- the schmuck kid from Korea who's been pestering 'em to get in.,You really think that's what happened?
You really think that's what happened?,I don't know but it makes one of an opening statement.
"Uh, Eddie? The, um, ballistics guy, George...? He called, and... His tests show that Shu's gun fired the bullet that killed Jimmy Chin.",George is a burnout case. I didn't want him on the stand anyway. Get more names from Billy.
A wheelchair?,"A spinal injury, in the line of duty. It was in Kitty's report..."
So what're we gonna do?,...What do you mean?
...What do you mean?,"Well, I mean, Roeder's gone, now... A dead end. Believe me, I'm sorry too, but..."
"Well, I mean, Roeder's gone, now... A dead end. Believe me, I'm sorry too, but...",But what?
But what?,I've heard from the last ballistics expert on the list. It's an even ten who say Shu's gun killed Jimmy Chin!
I've heard from the last ballistics expert on the list. It's an even ten who say Shu's gun killed Jimmy Chin!,That's why I hate experts.
That's why I hate experts.,Eddie... it's one thing to compare Clyde Gruner to Jesus Christ. It's even okay to claim that Shu Kai Kim is just slightly holier than the Pope... as long as you don't really believe it!
Eddie... it's one thing to compare Clyde Gruner to Jesus Christ. It's even okay to claim that Shu Kai Kim is just slightly holier than the Pope... as long as you don't really believe it!,Hey -- you believe what you want. Shu Kai Kim is innocent.
Hey -- you believe what you want. Shu Kai Kim is innocent.,#NAME?
#NAME?,"You know how I know? 'Cause Reynard says he's guilty, and Reynard's full of Look --"
But why would a guy would do that? Paint black teardrops on his face?,I guess he... wanted you to think he was... somebody he wasn't.
I guess he... wanted you to think he was... somebody he wasn't.,But why?
But why?,Maybe... because someone's afraid.
Maybe... because someone's afraid.,Afraid of what?
Afraid of what?,"I don't know. The truth, maybe."
"I don't know. The truth, maybe.",#NAME?
#NAME?,About Chinatown. What went down.
About Chinatown. What went down.,What went down?
What went down?,"You tell me, man."
"You tell me, man.","No. You tell me, Shu."
"No. You tell me, Shu.",How can I tell you what I don't know!
How can I tell you what I don't know!,You can't. So tell me what you do know -- say it!
You can't. So tell me what you do know -- say it!,I don't know man! --
I don't know man! --,"Well I know that you're innocent, Shu -- even if you forgot."
I did two tours in 'Nam...,"Good. Now we're going to take an affadavit from you, but only concerning the facts of the Chinatown shooting. We honestly don't give a about the Kennedy assassination."
"Of course you know Dean Rabin, one of my Assistant D.A.s. Dean generally handles nuisance cases like the... what's the man's name?",Shu Kai Kim.
Shu Kai Kim.,"You won't remember this, but in '72 I was one of several prosecutors assigned to the Black Panther-Police Shootout. We had a whole team, and you walked into court by yourself and kicked our collective butt. So what've you been up to since then?"
"You won't remember this, but in '72 I was one of several prosecutors assigned to the Black Panther-Police Shootout. We had a whole team, and you walked into court by yourself and kicked our collective butt. So what've you been up to since then?",This and that.
This and that.,My staff tells me it's been mostly drug pushers... I said that can't be the same Edward Dowd.
My staff tells me it's been mostly drug pushers... I said that can't be the same Edward Dowd.,"It's in the area of narcotics, Mr. Reynard, that the government tramples on the Fourth Amendment."
"It's in the area of narcotics, Mr. Reynard, that the government tramples on the Fourth Amendment.",Let's not drag the Constitution into this.
"I'm sorry if I've ruined your day, Mr. Reynard. But my client's had a rough eight years behind bars and --",Your client is guilty. Don't around with me.
"Now maybe you got this case reopened because you see yourself as a thorn in society's side, or you want to walk into any restaurant in Chinatown and get free dumplings...",Are you implying that my motives are less than sincere?
Are you implying that my motives are less than sincere?,"Yes, but that's not the issue. What's on your wish list, Ed? Pleading Kim out to first degree man on both homicides, with an agreed sentence of 15 to life running concurrent? Come on... What're you looking for here?"
"Yes, but that's not the issue. What's on your wish list, Ed? Pleading Kim out to first degree man on both homicides, with an agreed sentence of 15 to life running concurrent? Come on... What're you looking for here?",What am I looking for? You're the one talking deal.
What am I looking for? You're the one talking deal.,Friday's the drop-dead date on the offer.
Friday's the drop-dead date on the offer.,"Please don't me, Mr. Reynard. You've got witness problems, you've got proof problems..."
"Please don't me, Mr. Reynard. You've got witness problems, you've got proof problems...","You're my only problem, Ed. What does it take to make you go away?"
What the is that thing doing out there? You're not taking that body anywhere.,We're taking the body back to Portland and there's not a thing you can do about it.
We're taking the body back to Portland and there's not a thing you can do about it.,"Maybe not a thing, but maybe two things."
"Maybe not a thing, but maybe two things.",Teresa Banks had a ring. Any idea what happened to it?
Teresa Banks had a ring. Any idea what happened to it?,"We got a phone, here, that's got a little ring."
"We got a phone, here, that's got a little ring.","Sam, get the body and put it in the van. Sheriff Cable, where were you the night Teresa Banks was murdered?"
"Sam, get the body and put it in the van. Sheriff Cable, where were you the night Teresa Banks was murdered?",My alibi is as strong as these bands of steel.
I'm beginning to lose faith in the United States Government and that includes the telephone system. Don't you folks talk to one another. That's her trailer there and I haven't touched a thing. Agent Chet Desmond come by a second time and asked too see Deputy Cliff Howard's trailer ...which I showed him. I went back to my trailer... After that I never saw him again.,"Thank you, Carl."
That's not the way to Cliff's trailer. I told you.,I am not going to Cliff's trailer.
I am not going to Cliff's trailer.,"Well, where are you going?"
"Well, where are you going?",I am going over here.
I am going over here.,you people are confusing.
"What was here, Mr. Rodd?",A trailer was here. What the do you think?
A trailer was here. What the do you think?,Can you tell me who's trailer it was... and who stayed in the trailer?
Can you tell me who's trailer it was... and who stayed in the trailer?,An old woman and her grandson.
An old woman and her grandson.,Can you tell me what their names were?
Can you tell me what their names were?,Chalfont. Weird. Chalfont was the name of the folks that rented the space before they did. Two Chalfonts.
Mrs. Simmons owns the trailer and she lives in town. Teresa rented it about a month ago.,Did she have someone with her?
Did she have someone with her?,Right. She had a friend with her. The friend took off.
Right. She had a friend with her. The friend took off.,Was there an argument?
Was there an argument?,"Not that I know of. But arguments do happen, don't they?"
"Not that I know of. But arguments do happen, don't they?",Yes they do. Did she have visitors?
Yes they do. Did she have visitors?,"No, hey, I already told this whole thing to Sheriff ""Not-Quite- Able""... Here's the trailer now."
"Oh, the uncle is missing.",Not Cole's Uncle but probably the sheriff's uncle in federal prison.
Not Cole's Uncle but probably the sheriff's uncle in federal prison.,So the sheriff had got an Uncle who's committed a serious crime.
So the sheriff had got an Uncle who's committed a serious crime.,"Right, which is probably why Lil was wearing a red wig meaning we are headed into a dangerous situation. Let me ask you something, Stanley, did you notice anything about the dress?"
"Right, which is probably why Lil was wearing a red wig meaning we are headed into a dangerous situation. Let me ask you something, Stanley, did you notice anything about the dress?",The dress she was wearing had been altered to fit her. I noticed a different colored thread where the dress had been taken in. It wasn't her dress or she must have lost some weight.
The dress she was wearing had been altered to fit her. I noticed a different colored thread where the dress had been taken in. It wasn't her dress or she must have lost some weight.,Gordon said you were good. The tailored dress is our code for drugs. Did you notice what was pinned to it?
Gordon said you were good. The tailored dress is our code for drugs. Did you notice what was pinned to it?,A blue rose.
A blue rose.,"Very good, but I can't tell you about that."
"I'm in a mess today, too. I'm thinking about doing it with Mike. What do you think?","Donna, you are such a crack up. You don't even like Mike. Is this what you are going to do to show me you are not uptight."
"Donna, you are such a crack up. You don't even like Mike. Is this what you are going to do to show me you are not uptight.","This is about not like. Mom, Laura's here and I think I will have one of those huckleberry muffins. You want a muffin?"
"This is about not like. Mom, Laura's here and I think I will have one of those huckleberry muffins. You want a muffin?",If I can smoke it.
If I can smoke it.,You want a muffin?
You want a muffin?,"Donna, you are a muffin."
"Mary Rooney, the obstetrical nurse...",What did these people do when her heart stopped?
What did these people do when her heart stopped?,We went to Code Blue...
We went to Code Blue...,"'Code Blue,' what does that mean...?"
"'Code Blue,' what does that mean...?","It's a common medical expression, it's a crash program to restore the heartbeat. Dr. Marx cut an airway in her trachea, to get her oxygen, her and the baby... Ms. Nevins..."
"It's a common medical expression, it's a crash program to restore the heartbeat. Dr. Marx cut an airway in her trachea, to get her oxygen, her and the baby... Ms. Nevins...",Why wasn't she getting oxygen...?
Why wasn't she getting oxygen...?,"Well, many reasons, actually..."
"Well, many reasons, actually...",Tell me one?
Tell me one?,She'd aspirated vomitus into her mask...
She'd aspirated vomitus into her mask...,She THREW UP IN HER MASK. Let's cut the Say it: She THREW UP IN HER MASK.
"Now, have you boys tried to resolve your little difficulty because that certainly would save the Commonwealth a lot of time and bother.","This is a complicated case, your Honor..."
"This is a complicated case, your Honor...","I'm sure it is, Frank: and let me tell you something. If we find it so complex, how in the you think you're going to make a jury understand it? See my point? Let's talk a minute. Frank: what will you and your client take right now this very minute to walk out of here and let this thing drop?"
"I'm sure it is, Frank: and let me tell you something. If we find it so complex, how in the you think you're going to make a jury understand it? See my point? Let's talk a minute. Frank: what will you and your client take right now this very minute to walk out of here and let this thing drop?","My client can't walk, your Honor."
"My client can't walk, your Honor.","I know full well she can't, Frank. You see the Padre on your way out and he'll punch your ticket. You follow me? I'm trying to help you."
"I got a letter from the Judge Advocate's office on you today, fella, you're on your way out... They should have kicked you out on that Lillibridge case. Now this is it today.","I'm an attorney on trial before the bar. Representing my client. My client, do you understand? You open your mouth and you're losing my case for me."
"I'm an attorney on trial before the bar. Representing my client. My client, do you understand? You open your mouth and you're losing my case for me.","Listen to me, fella..."
"Listen to me, fella...","No, no, you listen to me. All I wanted in this case is an even shake. You rushed me into court in five days... my star witness disappears, I can't get a continuance, and I don't give a I'm going up there and I'm going to try it. Let the Jury decide. They told me Sweeney he's a hard- he's a defendant's judge. I don't care. I said, the with it. The with it. I'll take my chances he'll be fair."
"Galvin, look, many years ago...","And don't give me this 'I was a lawyer, too.' 'Cause I know who you were. You couldn't hack it as a lawyer. You were Bag Man for the Boys and you still are. I know who you are."
"And don't give me this 'I was a lawyer, too.' 'Cause I know who you were. You couldn't hack it as a lawyer. You were Bag Man for the Boys and you still are. I know who you are.",Are you done?
Are you done?,right I'm done. I'm going to ask for a mistrial and I'm going to request that you disqualify yourself from sitting on this case. I'm going to take a transcript to the State and ask that they impeach your
right I'm done. I'm going to ask for a mistrial and I'm going to request that you disqualify yourself from sitting on this case. I'm going to take a transcript to the State and ask that they impeach your,"You aren't going to get a mistrial, boy. We're going back this afternoon, we're going to try this case to an end. Now you get out of here before I call the Bailiff and have you thrown in jail."
"Hi, Mickey...",What the do you think you're doing...? What's going on here...?
What the do you think you're doing...? What's going on here...?,Uh...
Uh...,you. I got a call today from Sally Doneghy...
you. I got a call today from Sally Doneghy...,...now who is that...?
...now who is that...?,...You're 'sposed to be in court in ten days and she's telling me you haven't even met with them...
...You're 'sposed to be in court in ten days and she's telling me you haven't even met with them...,"Sally Doneghy, now who is that?"
"Sally Doneghy, now who is that?",One lousy letter eighteen months ago... I try to throw a fuckin' case your way...
One lousy letter eighteen months ago... I try to throw a fuckin' case your way...,"...hey, I don't need your charity..."
"...hey, I don't need your charity...",...I get these people to trust you -- they're coming here tomorrow by the way -- I get this expert doctor to talk to you. I'm doing all your fuckin' legwork -- and it's eighteen months. You're 'sposed to be in court. I bet you haven't even seen the file.
Are you out of your mind...?,...I'm going to need your help...
...I'm going to need your help...,"You need my help...? You need a keeper... are you telling me that you turned down two-hundred-ten grand? Huh...? Are you nuts? Eh? Are you nuts. What are you going to do, bring her back to life?"
"You need my help...? You need a keeper... are you telling me that you turned down two-hundred-ten grand? Huh...? Are you nuts? Eh? Are you nuts. What are you going to do, bring her back to life?",I'm going to help her.
I'm going to help her.,"To do what...? To do what, for chrissake...? To help her to do what? She's dead..."
"To do what...? To do what, for chrissake...? To help her to do what? She's dead...",They killed her. And they're trying to buy it...
They killed her. And they're trying to buy it...,"That's the point, you Let them buy it. We let them buy the case. That's what I took it for. You let this drop -- we'll go up to New Hampshire, some fuckin' deer..."
...he's a good man...,...he's a good man...? He's the Prince of Fuckin' Darkness... he'll have people in there testifying that the broad is well -- they saw her Tuesday on a surfboard at Hyannis... don't with this case.
...he's a good man...? He's the Prince of Fuckin' Darkness... he'll have people in there testifying that the broad is well -- they saw her Tuesday on a surfboard at Hyannis... don't with this case.,...I have to stand up for her...
...I have to stand up for her...,"Frank, but not now. Frank. You're trying to wipe out some old business. But not now. I understand. But you go call 'em back. You call the Bishop back."
"Frank, but not now. Frank. You're trying to wipe out some old business. But not now. I understand. But you go call 'em back. You call the Bishop back.","I have to try this case. I have to do it, Mick. I've got to stand up for that girl. I need your help. Mick, will you help me...? Will you help me...?"
John: gimme a cuesta-ray.,Oh what's today?
Oh what's today?,Today is Tuesday. What?
Today is Tuesday. What?,I've got to go see Gruber. What's the best cigars you have?
I've got to go see Gruber. What's the best cigars you have?,Give 'em a box of Macanudos.
Give 'em a box of Macanudos.,"Mickey: I'm supposed to meet somebody at O'Rourke's, I can't make it."
We don't have anything from the Nurse Association?,The broad has disappeared...
The broad has disappeared...,The Hospital...?
What the are you doing here?,We got to talk.
So to all you sailors who've fought wind and whale...,Weight! Hey! Blow the man down...
Weight! Hey! Blow the man down...,"She said ""None the better, you all go to"
"She said ""None the better, you all go to",Give me some time to Blow the man down!
Albatross?,Yeah.
Yeah.,Rick March. Who the are you?
Rick March. Who the are you?,"Gieg, Chuck."
"Gieg, Chuck.","Look, meet us out front when you're through. If they try to take anything away from you like Johnny Quest up there, just make a list and we'll have 'em send it down to the boat."
"Look, meet us out front when you're through. If they try to take anything away from you like Johnny Quest up there, just make a list and we'll have 'em send it down to the boat.",Whatever.
She isn't that old.,What do you mean?
What do you mean?,I mean she looks pretty good in her all-together for being thirty.
Where you going?,To take a
"Yeah, that's right. You wanna come in and shake it for me?","If you're gonna cheat, you might as well copy off somebody who's gonna get the answer right."
"If you're gonna cheat, you might as well copy off somebody who's gonna get the answer right.",You've gotta be kidding. Get the outta my way!
I doctored my grades so I'd make the cut. I'm a okay? You satisfied?!,You're not a
You're not a,"Wanna bet? Takes me half a day to get through one chapter of Lawford and I still don't have any idea what the he's talkin' about. You know why it takes me so long to write papers? because I can't spell. While everybody else is sleeping, I'm in the rack with a flashlight and a dictionary."
it man. I think he broke my nose!,"Shut up, Phil."
 ,We're short one long boat too. Come on.
"Yeah, well you're really gonna have some bad dreams if we find out you didn't.",That's enough.
That's enough.,How the are we gonna get outta here?
How the are we gonna get outta here?,We'll think of something.
We'll think of something.,"Oh, praise the lord. Relax everybody. Everything is under control. The jug head's going to think of something."
What's your problem?,Why'd you jump?
Why'd you jump?,Because I felt like it. What do you care?
Because I felt like it. What do you care?,I couldn't do it.
I couldn't do it.,"Well, as soon as you grow some balls, let me know."
"If you've got ""a broad"" available I'll take her.",Like you'd know what to do with one.
Are you hating this?! Are you!,"I hate you, you son of a"
"I hate you, you son of a",No. Hate the fear inside of you! Climb like a man mister! Hate it! Hate it away. Hate your way up one more rung!! Do it right now!!
How'd you manage to off a guy as powerful as Francis Boutillier?,It wasn't hard.
It wasn't hard.,I used to helm a school ship. A long time ago.
I used to helm a school ship. A long time ago.,The Coast Guard 'Eagle'. She never lost a race while you were Skipper.
I can dig this music... But not that singer.,Why? He's right in the groove.
Why? He's right in the groove.,He's so Guys with beards and beer guts ain't quite my type.
He's so Guys with beards and beer guts ain't quite my type.,"Seein's how you're about as thick as a used string of unwaxed dental floss, don't know how you can criticize."
"Seein's how you're about as thick as a used string of unwaxed dental floss, don't know how you can criticize.","Yeah, well, if he says that all that flab turns into at midnight, he's a liar."
"Meetin' him at the gate. That phone call this afternoon was the signal. My deranged mama's hid the keys to my car. But of course, I know exactly where they are.","I didn't hate me so much, I'd feel better wishin' you luck."
"I didn't hate me so much, I'd feel better wishin' you luck.","Can't all husbands be perfect, and your Elmo prob'ly wouldn'ta ever got that second one pregnant, you hadn't kicked his out."
"Can't all husbands be perfect, and your Elmo prob'ly wouldn'ta ever got that second one pregnant, you hadn't kicked his out.","So you're gonna be needin' the ""blue- bird"" pretty soon?"
"So you're gonna be needin' the ""blue- bird"" pretty soon?","Real soon... I'll be makin' the swap tomorrow, and thanks again, Beany."
"Hey... You gotta smell in this room of puke... You been pukin' in here, little girl? Huh?... You sick?... Pregnant?","You used the toilet, now you can go - what I do around here ain't any of your business, that's for sure."
"You used the toilet, now you can go - what I do around here ain't any of your business, that's for sure.","You know, I really do like a woman with like yours that talks tough and acts like she can like a bunny... Can you like that?... You like it like a bunny?... Huh?... Cause baby, I'll you like a real good like a big ol' jack-rabbit bunny... Jump all around in that hole... Bobby Peru doesn't come up for air."
"You know, I really do like a woman with like yours that talks tough and acts like she can like a bunny... Can you like that?... You like it like a bunny?... Huh?... Cause baby, I'll you like a real good like a big ol' jack-rabbit bunny... Jump all around in that hole... Bobby Peru doesn't come up for air.",Get out.
Get out.,"Am I scarin' ya?... Your wet?... Come on... is it?... Hey, don't jump back so slow... I thought you was a bunny... Bunny jump fast - you jump back slow... Mean somethin', don't it?... Means somethin' to me... Means you want Bobby Peru... You want Bobby Peru to you hard baby - open you up like a Christmas present."
"Bobby Peru grab you now... Hold you tight... Feel everythin' in you now... Stay quiet... Say ""fuck me"" and then I'll leave.",No way... GET OUT!!!
No way... GET OUT!!!,"Say it!... I'LL TEAR YOUR FUCKIN' HEART OUT, GIRL... Say ""fuck me"" soft - then I'll leave. Say ""fuck me""... Whisper it... Then I'll leave... Say it... Say it - Say it - Say it..."
"Whisper it... Whisper ""fuck me""... Whisper... Whisper... Whisper... Whisper...",me.
me.,"Someday honey, I will... But I have to be goin' now... Conta i no joras..."
"I don't particularly care for that kind of talk, Bobby.",Hey... I never said you was a Always figured you had the big ol' round balls for this kind'a thing... Sure would set you and that pretty little girl up good.
Hey... I never said you was a Always figured you had the big ol' round balls for this kind'a thing... Sure would set you and that pretty little girl up good.,Yeah... yeah... I guess so... That kind'a money'd get us a long way down that yellow brick road...
Nice of you to drop by.,Told ya I would. You still riled?
Told ya I would. You still riled?,You still sixteen-year-olds in the
"The cobra's waitin' to strike, chica.",That guy Sailor came around this afternoon... Asked me if there was a contract out on 'im.
That guy Sailor came around this afternoon... Asked me if there was a contract out on 'im.,No You know him?
No You know him?,Used to.
Used to.,What'd you say?
What'd you say?,"No, of course."
"That's right... Could have a bad accident, though... before... durin'... or after a hold-up...",What's gonna happen when he sees me drivin' the car tomorrow?
What's gonna happen when he sees me drivin' the car tomorrow?,"Maybe he'll get a little nervous, but who gives a"
Are you going to provide me with an opportunity to prove my love to my girl? Or are you gonna save yourself some trouble and step up like a gentleman and apologize to her?,"Don't with me, man. You look like a clown in that jacket."
"Don't with me, man. You look like a clown in that jacket.","This is a snakeskin jacket, and for me it's a symbol of my individuality and my belief in personal freedom."
"This is a snakeskin jacket, and for me it's a symbol of my individuality and my belief in personal freedom.", 
 ,Come here.
"Uncle Pooch came in the side door through the porch, you know? Where I was makin' a jelly and banana sandwich? I remember I had my hair in curlers cause I was goin' that night with Vicki and Cherry Ann, the DeSoto sisters. Uncle Pooch must have known nobody but me was home, cause he came right in and put both his hands on my butt and sorta shoved me up against the counter.",Didn't he say somethin'?
"...I hope you appreciate my spendin' six hundred dollars, not countin' what it cost us to get here and back... This man's the best abortionist in the South.",You tell the boy who knocked you up?
You tell the boy who knocked you up?,"It was my cousin, Dell, done it? His folks used to visit with us summers."
"It was my cousin, Dell, done it? His folks used to visit with us summers.",What happened to him?
What happened to him?,"Oh, nothin'. I never let on to mama about Dell bein' the one. I just flat refused to tell her who the daddy was? I didn't tell Dell, neither. He was back home in Chattanooga by then, anyhow, and I didn't see the point. Somethin' terrible happened to him, though. Six months ago."
"Oh, nothin'. I never let on to mama about Dell bein' the one. I just flat refused to tell her who the daddy was? I didn't tell Dell, neither. He was back home in Chattanooga by then, anyhow, and I didn't see the point. Somethin' terrible happened to him, though. Six months ago.","What's that, peanut?"
"What's that, peanut?",Dell disappeared. Dell was learnin' a hard lesson. What I learned from observin' Dell is I think people who are frightened want to disappear. He'd startin' behavin' weird? Like comin' up to people every fifteen minutes and askin' how they were doin'?
"One time, Aunt Rootie caught Dell puttin' one big cockroach on his",peanut...
peanut...,One time - real late - like about two thirty a.m.? She found Dell up in the black of night all dressed and makin' sandwiches in the kitchen.
When she got almost to the top step I stuck my hand between her legs from behind.,"Oh, baby. What a bad boy you are!"
"Oh, baby. What a bad boy you are!","That's just what she said. I had a with a capital ""O."" I went to kiss her but she broke off laughin' and ran down the hallway. I found her lyin' on a bed in a room filled with assault weapons and Penthouse magazines. She was a wild chick. She was wearin' bright orange pants with kind of Spanish lookin' lacy black stripes down the sides. You know, them kind that doesn't go all the way down your leg?"
"That's just what she said. I had a with a capital ""O."" I went to kiss her but she broke off laughin' and ran down the hallway. I found her lyin' on a bed in a room filled with assault weapons and Penthouse magazines. She was a wild chick. She was wearin' bright orange pants with kind of Spanish lookin' lacy black stripes down the sides. You know, them kind that doesn't go all the way down your leg?",You mean like pedal pushers?
You mean like pedal pushers?,I guess.
She just rolled over onto her stomach and stuck her up in the air. I slid my hand between her legs and she closed her thighs on it.,"You're excitin' me, honey. What'd she do?"
"You're excitin' me, honey. What'd she do?","Her face was half-pushed into the pillow, and she looked back over her shoulder at me and said, 'I won't you. Don't ask me to you.'"
"Her face was half-pushed into the pillow, and she looked back over her shoulder at me and said, 'I won't you. Don't ask me to you.'",Poor baby. She don't know what she missed. What color hair she have?
Poor baby. She don't know what she missed. What color hair she have?,"Sorta brown, blonde, I guess. But dig this, sweetie. Then she turns over, peels off them orange pants, and spreads her legs real wide and says to me..."
Life is a and then you marry one.,What kinda trash talk is that?
What kinda trash talk is that?,What it says on the bumper sticker up front. On that pickup.
What it says on the bumper sticker up front. On that pickup.,That's disgustin'. Those kinda sentiments shouldn't be allowed out in public. Is this Biloxi yet?
That's disgustin'. Those kinda sentiments shouldn't be allowed out in public. Is this Biloxi yet?,Almost. I figure we should find us a place to stay and then go eat.
Almost. I figure we should find us a place to stay and then go eat.,Got anyplace special in mind?
Got anyplace special in mind?,We oughta stay somewhere outta the way. Not in no Holidays or Ramadas or Motel Six. If Johnnie Farragut's on our trail he'll check those first.
M-i-ss-i-ss-i-pp-i... You can almost hear that jazz blowin' up from the big N.O.,Lula... I learned somethin' interestin' today on a science show I heard on the radio... How leeches is comin' back into style.
Lula... I learned somethin' interestin' today on a science show I heard on the radio... How leeches is comin' back into style.,"Say what? Honestly, sugar, you can talk more sometimes?"
"Lula, sometimes I gotta admit, you come up with some weird thoughts...","Anythin' interestin' in the world come out of somebody's weird thoughts, Sailor. You tell me Sailor, who could come up with like we're seein' these days?"
"Anythin' interestin' in the world come out of somebody's weird thoughts, Sailor. You tell me Sailor, who could come up with like we're seein' these days?","You got me, peanut."
"You got me, peanut.",You certain?
You certain?,"I ain't never met anyone come close to you, sugar."
"I ain't never met anyone come close to you, sugar.","Recall the time we was sittin' one night behind the Confederate soldier? Leanin' against it. And you took your hand and put it on your heart and you said, 'You feel it beatin' in there, Lula?... Get used to it, 'cause it belongs to you now.' D'you recall that?"
"Recall the time we was sittin' one night behind the Confederate soldier? Leanin' against it. And you took your hand and put it on your heart and you said, 'You feel it beatin' in there, Lula?... Get used to it, 'cause it belongs to you now.' D'you recall that?",I do.
I do.,"I was hopin' you would. I know that night by heart. Sometimes, honey? I think it's the best night of my life."
"Sure is a big deal round here... Alamo Road, Alamo Street, Alamo Square, Alamo Buildin', Alamo Alamo. They ain't forgettin' about it in a hurry. That's the thing 'bout memory? Some things you wish you could forget... What's troublin' you, sugar?","You know, Lula, I never told you what all I was doin' before I met you."
"You know, Lula, I never told you what all I was doin' before I met you.",I just figured you was out bein' Mr. Cool...
I just figured you was out bein' Mr. Cool...,"Not exactly, sugar... One reason we're in all the trouble we're in right now is cause of what I was doin'... I tried to tell you this before..."
"Not exactly, sugar... One reason we're in all the trouble we're in right now is cause of what I was doin'... I tried to tell you this before...","You're scarin' me, baby."
"You're scarin' me, baby.","Well, there's a good side as well as a bad side to it... The good side is I knew your daddy, and I thought Clyde was a good ol' guy..."
"Well, there's a good side as well as a bad side to it... The good side is I knew your daddy, and I thought Clyde was a good ol' guy...",You knew my daddy?
You knew my daddy?,Yes I did... I sure did... The bad side of it is I did some drivin' for a man named Marcello Santos...
Yes I did... I sure did... The bad side of it is I did some drivin' for a man named Marcello Santos...,Oh
Oh,"I quit workin' for 'im, but just before I did, I ended up one night at a house... I don't know what it is they all think I saw that night, but I was just sittin' out in the car till the whole place went up in flames."
"I quit workin' for 'im, but just before I did, I ended up one night at a house... I don't know what it is they all think I saw that night, but I was just sittin' out in the car till the whole place went up in flames.",Sailor... That's the night my daddy died.
Sailor... That's the night my daddy died.,"I know, sugar... But while the place was burnin'... Before Santos came out - I pitched some rocks at the second floor windows case anyone was upstairs sleepin'... Afterwards... When I met you, I always liked to think I mighta saved your life."
"I know, sugar... But while the place was burnin'... Before Santos came out - I pitched some rocks at the second floor windows case anyone was upstairs sleepin'... Afterwards... When I met you, I always liked to think I mighta saved your life.","That's some big secret you been carryin', Sailor."
"That's some big secret you been carryin', Sailor.","We all got a secret side, baby. Hope you don't think I been lyin' to you 'bout other things, sugar."
"We all got a secret side, baby. Hope you don't think I been lyin' to you 'bout other things, sugar.",How'd you know my daddy?
How'd you know my daddy?,Met him through Santos... Clyde - your daddy - had some sorta business deal with Santos.
Mama???,"You know who it was and you know you aren't, and I mean ARE NOT gonna see him EVER... End of story."
"You know who it was and you know you aren't, and I mean ARE NOT gonna see him EVER... End of story.",Like
"I'm gonna take your silence as a ""yes""...",Santos... I can't...
Santos... I can't...,"Shhhh... It's all right... Also, I either take you or that pretty daughter of yours to bed."
"Shhhh... It's all right... Also, I either take you or that pretty daughter of yours to bed.",You don't you ever touch Lula - You I'll you.
You don't you ever touch Lula - You I'll you.,Put your shoulders back.
Put your shoulders back.,What?
What?,"Put your shoulders back, I said."
...Sailor Ripley... Can I talk to Lula?,There's no way in you can speak to her and...
There's no way in you can speak to her and...,What?...
What?...,...Yes you heard me... Don't ever call back here again.
"Hey, Sailor boy, you wanna Lula's mama?...",No.
No.,"Well, she wants to you."
"Oh... Look at this... What do you want, snakeskin?",Just passin' through on my way to who knows where...
Just passin' through on my way to who knows where...,Sure... I figured I'd see you sometime...
Sure... I figured I'd see you sometime...,Hopin' you could tell me if there's a contract out on me. I really need to know.
Hopin' you could tell me if there's a contract out on me. I really need to know.,By who?
By who?,I think Santos or Marietta Fortune.
I think Santos or Marietta Fortune.,Heard you was goin' out with that bitch's daughter.
Heard you was goin' out with that bitch's daughter.,You heard right.
You heard right.,You really are one dumb
You really are one dumb,Life is unpredictable.
Life is unpredictable.,Does that girlfriend of yours know that her mama and Santos killed her daddy? Does she know her own daddy was one of the biggest drug dealers around - till he started snortin' the himself?... Does she know you was around that night her daddy was set fire to?
Does that girlfriend of yours know that her mama and Santos killed her daddy? Does she know her own daddy was one of the biggest drug dealers around - till he started snortin' the himself?... Does she know you was around that night her daddy was set fire to?,I didn't see nothin'...
I didn't see nothin'...,Yeah... But I did... And I told you all about it...
Yeah... But I did... And I told you all about it...,Is there a contract?... We made a deal once that we'd tip each other off if we ever heard.
Is there a contract?... We made a deal once that we'd tip each other off if we ever heard.,I know... I remember.
I know... I remember.,Well?...
Well?...,I ain't heard of nothin'.
I ain't heard of nothin'.,Thanks...
I'll tell you the problem. You behind the wheel. There's your problem.,"That's pretty simplistic, don't you think?"
"That's pretty simplistic, don't you think?","Hey, pal, you don't start doing crazy eights in the middle of the street none of this happens."
"Hey, pal, you don't start doing crazy eights in the middle of the street none of this happens.","Excuse me. Did you, or did you not, have a gun to his head?"
"Excuse me. Did you, or did you not, have a gun to his head?",He was trying to steal my car!
He's a boxer. A flyweight.,"Huh uh. A jockey. His name's, um, Curtis... Curtis Hardapple."
"Huh uh. A jockey. His name's, um, Curtis... Curtis Hardapple.",Not Curtis.
Not Curtis.,"Vernon, then. Vernon Hardapple. The scar's are from a -- from a horse. He fell during a race and got trampled."
"Vernon, then. Vernon Hardapple. The scar's are from a -- from a horse. He fell during a race and got trampled.",And now he's addicted to painkillers.
And now he's addicted to painkillers.,He can't standing up anymore.
He can't standing up anymore.,He lives with his mother.
He lives with his mother.,And he had a younger brother who... was... a...
And he had a younger brother who... was... a...,Groom. Named Claudell. And his mother blames Vernon for his death.
Groom. Named Claudell. And his mother blames Vernon for his death.,Because... because...
"Listen, Hannah, I'm flattered, really, but right now I --","Tripp, where the"
So modest.,So sensitive.
So sensitive.,"Oh, come on, Tripp. Cut the kid some slack."
"Oh, come on, Tripp. Cut the kid some slack.",It's just ail that he spins out. Just once I'd like to know if the little is telling the truth.
It's just ail that he spins out. Just once I'd like to know if the little is telling the truth.,"The truth. I know that's always been real important to you. Okay, check this out..."
"Let me get this straight. Jerry Nathan owes you money. So, as collateral, he gives you his car.",Only now I'm starting to think the car wasn't exactly Jerry's to give.
Only now I'm starting to think the car wasn't exactly Jerry's to give.,So whose car is it?
So whose car is it?,My guess -- Vernon Hardapple.
My guess -- Vernon Hardapple.,The hood jumper?
The hood jumper?,He said a few things that lead me to believe the car's his.
He said a few things that lead me to believe the car's his.,Such as.
Such as.,"'That's my car,"
"'That's my car,","Uh huh. So. We find Vernon, we find the car. We find the car..."
"Uh huh. So. We find Vernon, we find the car. We find the car...",...we find the jacket.
...we find the jacket.,"There's only one problem, Tripp. We don't know his real name. We just made it up. In fact, we made the whole guy up."
"There's only one problem, Tripp. We don't know his real name. We just made it up. In fact, we made the whole guy up.",No wonder he us over.
You driving this car?,Excuse me?
Excuse me?,This 1966 maroon Ford Galaxie 500. You driving this car?
This 1966 maroon Ford Galaxie 500. You driving this car?,It's mine.
It's mine.,"It's mine,"
"It's mine,",You must be mistaken.
You must be mistaken., 
Vernon.,"Move away, cupcake. He's got a gun."
"Move away, cupcake. He's got a gun.",Who's got a gun?
Who's got a gun?,"You've got a gun, Drop it!"
"You've got a gun, Drop it!","Relax, Vernon..."
Who the is that?,A Manhattan book editor murdering a Mormon girl's clutch.
Let me get this straight. All that paper that went into the river. That was the only copy?,'Fraid so.
'Fraid so.,And you're saying it's some kind of sign? What the fuck's the matter with you?
Someone jumped on your car with their butt...,How can you tell?
How can you tell?,You can see the outline of a butt.
"Okay, James, I wish you hadn't shot my girlfriend's dog. Even though Poe and I weren't exactly what you'd call simpatico, that's no reason for him to take two in the chest. Still, the fact remains that I'm the one who took you up into the Chancellor's bedroom. I'm the one who has to take the blame. I don't know what the I was thinking.",Sure you do. You were thinking: 'That's no cap gun in that kid's overcoat.' You were thinking 'I can't let that kid get on the bus alone -- he might never get on the bus again.' You were thinking: 'I've got to find a way to distract this kid.' So you did. It was -- in its way -- a noble act.
Sure you do. You were thinking: 'That's no cap gun in that kid's overcoat.' You were thinking 'I can't let that kid get on the bus alone -- he might never get on the bus again.' You were thinking: 'I've got to find a way to distract this kid.' So you did. It was -- in its way -- a noble act.,"Thanks for the halo, James, but I've never done that much thinking ahead in my life -- ever."
You're lying.,The I am.
The I am.,Yes you are. My stuff stinks. I know it. You said so yourself.
Yes you are. My stuff stinks. I know it. You said so yourself.,I never said that.
I never said that.,"Yes you did. Last night. To your friend Crabtree. ""Is he any good?"" he said. And you said: ""Not yet he isn't."" I heard you myself."
"Yes you did. Last night. To your friend Crabtree. ""Is he any good?"" he said. And you said: ""Not yet he isn't."" I heard you myself.",I didn't mean it that way.
I didn't mean it that way.,"It's okay, Professor Tripp. Carrie, Howard, the others -- they're right. My stories are annoying. They go on and on and on, and the longer they go on the more annoying they become, until finally you just want to grab something heavy and --"
"It's okay, Professor Tripp. Carrie, Howard, the others -- they're right. My stories are annoying. They go on and on and on, and the longer they go on the more annoying they become, until finally you just want to grab something heavy and --","Shut up, James. You're annoying. Carrie and Howard don't know what the they're talking about, okay? The entire class combined -- including the lovely Hannah Green -- has about one tenth of one percent the talent you have, okay?"
"But, last night...","Who cares what I said last night, James I -- I was I was I'd been bitten by a dog. My wife had left me. How 'bout cutting me some slack?"
"Who cares what I said last night, James I -- I was I was I'd been bitten by a dog. My wife had left me. How 'bout cutting me some slack?",I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.,And don't be so sensitive. Who cares what anybody thinks anyway? You want to be a good writer? You want to be a great writer? Then stop giving a what other people think. Most of them haven't thought in years.
"And we both thank you for that, but we're... we're... fine.","I'm fine, right. Fit as a fiddle."
He's writing his name in water.,What's that?
What's that?,"Like most editors, he really wants to be a writer, but he's too busy living a novel to bother writing one."
"Like most editors, he really wants to be a writer, but he's too busy living a novel to bother writing one.",That sounds like a fancy excuse for being a
That sounds like a fancy excuse for being a,He'd call it habit. But now... I get the feeling he's going through the motions a bit.
Holy Are you serious?,As a heart attack.
As a heart attack.,"Thanks -- Whoa, Professor Tripp, careful here..."
"You look good, good, considering you're an old man now!",Seems like the whole world's gotten younger.
You doing okay?,Got a job at old Frank's place. His son runs it now.
Got a job at old Frank's place. His son runs it now.,"Oh man, that kid takes himself real serious."
"Oh man, that kid takes himself real serious.","Yeah, you still with Northland?"
"Yeah, you still with Northland?",Foreman now.
Foreman now.,No
No,Five years.
Five years.,Beautiful. How's business?
Beautiful. How's business?,"Booming. Lots of building going on. We can't keep up with all the work. In fact, I just hired a few new guys..."
"But maybe it's not so healthy being so close, you know, to a school.","You find me a decent place for under three hundred a month in this town, and I'll happily move out of this neighborhood."
I get as for other women. I mean I fantasize about some beautiful woman.,You don't have to tell me this.
You don't have to tell me this.,"I'm just talking, man."
"I'm just talking, man.","Carlos, I never a woman."
"Carlos, I never a woman.",I know. I'm just saying I understand.
"It's crazy out there. Young girls wearing mini this and mini that. Sometimes when I walk down the street and pass some sexy looking woman, she makes me feel like I'm bothering her. She stares down like she's afraid to look at me. Why she do that? Why can't she look me in the face?",Maybe because you're looking her in the face.
"And when you sit by the window, watching the girls in the little cotton skirts parade by, do you wave your wanger at the girls? Is that when you off?",You can't talk to me like --
You can't talk to me like --,"Like a piece of In my eyes, you are a piece of Think anyone would miss you if I threw you out the window right now? I could say you jumped when I came in. Who are they going to believe? Not you, because you'd be a dead piece of"
"This one guy on death row, who I'll call Henry, told me about his last victim. Henry says how he's in the bedroom of a seven-year-old cutie named Adele. Her mother's in the living room watching TV. She's got the volume on so high he can hear David Letterman's jokes. Henry puts his hand over Adele's mouth and says, ""If you scream, little girl, I'll your mother."" And of course little Adele doesn't scream, doesn't cry, doesn't make a sound. Then he takes her hand and out they go through the front door. Ten days later they find Adele's body. Or what's left of it. You believe in fairy tales?",Fairy tales?
Fairy tales?,Do you believe in them?
Do you believe in them?,No.
No.,Neither do I. What's the one with the woodsman?
Neither do I. What's the one with the woodsman?,Woodsman?
Woodsman?,The one with the ax?
The one with the ax?,I don't know.
I don't know.,"Sure you do. He cuts open the wolf's stomach, and the girl steps out alive."
"Sure you do. He cuts open the wolf's stomach, and the girl steps out alive.",Little Red Riding Hood.
Little Red Riding Hood.,That's it. Little Red Riding Hood jumps out of the wolf's guts with hardly a scratch. Ever see a seven-year-old girl sodomized almost in half?
People have the right to know.,"If she's here tomorrow, I'll her."
Try it.,No way.
No way.,Then think about it.
How long is this going to take?,We have a few more minutes.
We have a few more minutes.,"I mean, when will I be normal."
"I mean, when will I be normal.",We have a lot of work to do.
We have a lot of work to do.,Will I ever be normal?
Will I ever be normal?,I couldn't say.
I couldn't say.,You couldn't say.
You couldn't say.,I'm afraid not.
I'm afraid not.,"Do you know what ""normal"" is?"
"Do you know what ""normal"" is?",I suppose it's however society defines it.
I suppose it's however society defines it.,How do you define it?
How do you define it?,I don't.
I don't.,Then how do you know if your patients are getting better?
Then how do you know if your patients are getting better?,They usually tell me.
They usually tell me.,How do they know?
How do they know?,What is your idea of being normal?
What is your idea of being normal?,What is your idea of being a Jew?
What is your idea of being a Jew?,Whatever my ideas are of being a Jew is not going to help you. Why don't we continue this on Thursday.
Whatever my ideas are of being a Jew is not going to help you. Why don't we continue this on Thursday.,I want to be normal!
I want to be normal!,Then go see a therapist who will tell you you're normal!
Then go see a therapist who will tell you you're normal!,"you, Rosen!"
"you, Rosen!",I know --
I know --,You don't know!
You don't know!,"I know you're frustrated, Walter, but --"
What the are you doing there?,Did you and your sister often take naps together?
Did you and your sister often take naps together?,I want you back in your chair! Right now!
What?,Are you okay?
Are you okay?,"Yeah, I'm fantastic."
You never spoke to me before.,I thought you were a
I'm not easily shocked.,I get that impression.
I get that impression.,So... what's your dark secret?
So... what's your dark secret?,Why do you want to know?
Why do you want to know?,Don't you think I should know before we have
So?,What?
What?,Are you going to tell me your deep dark secret before we have
"So, you're not a",Not tonight.
"Hey, that was... intense.",You're still here.
You're still here.,I didn't say I didn't enjoy it.
I didn't say I didn't enjoy it.,Of course. Sorry. I'm such a
Of course. Sorry. I'm such a,No you're not.
No you're not.,Don't tell me I'm not a when I know I'm a
What's the problem?,You think I have a problem?
You think I have a problem?,Do you?
Do you?,It's been a while since...
It's been a while since...,Since you've had
Tell me about it.,Maybe later.
Maybe later.,How about in the morning.
How about in the morning.,The morning?
The morning?,I thought I'd stay the night.
I thought I'd stay the night.,What for?
What for?,"Well, Walter, this is going to sound off-the-wall, but I like to sleep with a man after we"
I never hurt them. Never.,Twelve years in prison?
Twelve years in prison?,"The judge had a thing about offenders. Later I heard his daughter had been If I hadn't had a good lawyer, it would have been twenty- five to thirty."
"Why don't you just go now, okay?",I told you I'm not easily shocked.
I told you I'm not easily shocked.,You should be shocked. Or do you get off on this
You should be shocked. Or do you get off on this,What?
What?,Get your kicks somewhere else.
Get your kicks somewhere else.,"Hey, I'm not --"
"Hey, I'm not --",Depraved? My mistake.
Depraved? My mistake.,Walter.
I got poked around... here and there.,Which brother did this?
Which brother did this?,All three -- in chronological order.
All three -- in chronological order.,You must hate your brothers.
You must hate your brothers.,I love my brothers.
I love my brothers.,No you don't.
No you don't.,"I love all of them. They're strong, gentle men with families of their own. And if you asked them about what they did to me, they'd call you a liar and then beat the out of you."
"I love all of them. They're strong, gentle men with families of their own. And if you asked them about what they did to me, they'd call you a liar and then beat the out of you.",You never asked them about it?
You never asked them about it?,Are you serious?
Are you serious?,Not ever?
Not ever?,Not ever.
It's a bad idea.,I think it's a good idea.
Thank you.,You're such an
Gimme a three-eighths socket on a long extension. So there you were--,"There we were, side by side, on the same ship, for two months. I'm tool-pusher and we're testing this automated derrick of hers. So, we get back on the beach and... we're living together."
"There we were, side by side, on the same ship, for two months. I'm tool-pusher and we're testing this automated derrick of hers. So, we get back on the beach and... we're living together.",Doesn't mean you had to marry her.
Doesn't mean you had to marry her.,We were due to go back out on the same ship. Six months of tests. If you were married you got a state-room. Otherwise it was bunks.
We were due to go back out on the same ship. Six months of tests. If you were married you got a state-room. Otherwise it was bunks.,"Okay, good reason. Then what?"
"Okay, good reason. Then what?","It was alright for a while, you know. But then she got promoted to project engineer on this thing, couple years ago."
"It was alright for a while, you know. But then she got promoted to project engineer on this thing, couple years ago.","She went front-office on you. Tighten that for me, right there. That's it."
"She went front-office on you. Tighten that for me, right there. That's it.","Well, you know Lindsey, too aggressive-- Son of a--!!"
Bud! Hippy's on the It's a call from topside. That new company man.,"Kirkhill? That guy doesn't know his butt from a rathole. Hey, Perry!"
I can't believe you let them do this!,"Hi, Lins. I thought you were in Houston."
"Hi, Lins. I thought you were in Houston.","I was, but I managed to bum a ride on the last flight out here. Only here isn't where I left it, is it, Bud?"
"I was, but I managed to bum a ride on the last flight out here. Only here isn't where I left it, is it, Bud?",Wasn't up to me.
Wasn't up to me.,We were that close to proving a submersible drilling platform could work. We had over seven thousand feet of hole down for Chrissake. I can't believe you let them grab my rig!
We were that close to proving a submersible drilling platform could work. We had over seven thousand feet of hole down for Chrissake. I can't believe you let them grab my rig!,Your rig?
Your rig?,My rig. I designed the thing.
My rig. I designed the thing.,"Yup, a Benthic Petroleum paid for it. So as long as they're hold the pink slip, I go where they tell me."
"Yup, a Benthic Petroleum paid for it. So as long as they're hold the pink slip, I go where they tell me.",You wimp. I had a lot riding on this. They bought you... more like least rented you cheap--
You wimp. I had a lot riding on this. They bought you... more like least rented you cheap--,I'm switching off now.
I'm switching off now.,"Virgil, you wiener! You never could stand up to fight. You--"
It's flooding like a son of the,You noticed.
Son of a,"Calm down, Bud."
Virgil?,I hate that
I hate that,"Yeah, well you never should have married her then."
"Look, you can just punch into his little chip where you want him to go, and he goes, right?","Well, yeah, but the tether off it ain't gonna be fancy. When he gets down there he'll just sit, like a Unless something wanders through view of the camera, you'll get nada."
"Well, yeah, but the tether off it ain't gonna be fancy. When he gets down there he'll just sit, like a Unless something wanders through view of the camera, you'll get nada.",Let's go for it. We could get lucky.
"Now, tell the truth, aren't you a bit disappointed?... But I already told you...","If women's were colored, yours would be blue..."
Because I'm getting,"Oh, for Heaven's sake."
"Oh, for Heaven's sake.","I am, there's too much flesh on me."
"I am, there's too much flesh on me.",Agnes...
Agnes...,I'm a blimp.
I'm a blimp.,Why does it matter whether you're or not...
Why does it matter whether you're or not...,Because...
Because...,... You needn't worry about being attractive here.
... You needn't worry about being attractive here.,"I do, I have to be attractive to"
"I do, I have to be attractive to",He loves you the way you are.
He loves you the way you are.,No he doesn't. He hates people.
No he doesn't. He hates people.,Who told you this?
Who told you this?,It's a sin to be
It's a sin to be,Why?
Why?,"Look at the statues, they're thin."
"Look at the statues, they're thin.",Agnes...
Agnes...,"That's because they're suffering... suffering is beautiful, I want to be beautiful."
"That's because they're suffering... suffering is beautiful, I want to be beautiful.",Who tells you these things?
Who tells you these things?,"Christ said it in the Bible, he said - suffer the little children, I want to suffer like a little child."
"Christ said it in the Bible, he said - suffer the little children, I want to suffer like a little child.",That's not what he meant.
That's not what he meant.,"I... I am a little child but my body keeps getting bigger and soon I... I won't be able to fit in, I... I won't be able to squeeze into Heaven."
"I... I am a little child but my body keeps getting bigger and soon I... I won't be able to fit in, I... I won't be able to squeeze into Heaven.","Agnes dear, Heaven is not a place where..."
How would that person get one if they didn't want one?,A mistake...
A mistake...,"Agnes, how did your mother get you?"
"Agnes, how did your mother get you?",A mistake... it was a mistake...
A mistake... it was a mistake...,Is that what she said?
Is that what she said?,"If you're trying to get me to say that she was a bad woman and hated me and didn't want me but that's not true, she was a good woman, a saint..."
"If you're trying to get me to say that she was a bad woman and hated me and didn't want me but that's not true, she was a good woman, a saint...","Agnes, I don't believe you know nothing about"
"Agnes, I don't believe you know nothing about",I can't help it if I'm
I can't help it if I'm,... that you don't remember getting pregnant...
... that you don't remember getting pregnant...,Not my fault.
Not my fault.,... and that you don't believe you carried a child.
... and that you don't believe you carried a child.,I was a mistake.
I was a mistake.,What the child?
What the child?,Everything... I don't have children.
Everything... I don't have children.,Agnes...
It was And now I'll burn in because I hate him.,Agnes you won't burn in It's alright to hate him.
What did you do?,I put her to sleep.
I put her to sleep.,H... how?
H... how?,I tied the cord around her neck... wrapped her in the bloody sheets... and stuffed her in the trash can.
Would you tell me why the this is taking so long.,Look there are a lot of unanswered questions here.
"Hello, Mama ... brought you something.","Shut up, I'm trying to watch this."
"Shut up, I'm trying to watch this.",It's your favourite...
It's your favourite...,Who are you?
Who are you?,"It's Martha, Mama. There you go."
"It's Martha, Mama. There you go.",Marie brings me icecream too you know. Chocolate... my favourite.
Marie brings me icecream too you know. Chocolate... my favourite.,I thought cherry-vanilla was your favourite.
I thought cherry-vanilla was your favourite.,Not any more... now I like chocolate.
Not any more... now I like chocolate.,Did you have a good week Mama. Are they treating you all right?
Did you have a good week Mama. Are they treating you all right?,"You know Martha never comes to see me. You watch it, she's going straight to after all the things she said to me. Then she marries that son of a of a Frenchman... has an abortion. I knew that one wouldn't work out. Not like you Marie. You got married to"
"You know Martha never comes to see me. You watch it, she's going straight to after all the things she said to me. Then she marries that son of a of a Frenchman... has an abortion. I knew that one wouldn't work out. Not like you Marie. You got married to",Marie's dead Mama.
Marie's dead Mama.,I remember when you was a little girl Marie. You come back from the movies and you'd say - Mama that ending was so sad... and I'd tell you they had all the happy endings locked away in a vault in Hollywood. And you believed me.
I remember when you was a little girl Marie. You come back from the movies and you'd say - Mama that ending was so sad... and I'd tell you they had all the happy endings locked away in a vault in Hollywood. And you believed me.,"Mama, that wasn't Marie, that was me!"
"Mama, that wasn't Marie, that was me!",Who are you?
Who are you?,"I... I'm Martha, Mama."
Well... what do you think? Is she totally bananas or merely slightly off centre... or maybe she's perfectly sane and just a very good liar.,What's your opinion?
What's your opinion?,I believe Agnes is different.
I believe Agnes is different.,From other nuns... Yes I... I've noticed.
From other nuns... Yes I... I've noticed.,"From other people! I believe she is not crazy, nor is she lying."
"From other people! I believe she is not crazy, nor is she lying.",How could she have a baby and know nothing of or birth?
How could she have a baby and know nothing of or birth?,Because she's an innocent. She's a slate that's hasn't been touched except by
Because she's an innocent. She's a slate that's hasn't been touched except by,That's ridiculous...
That's ridiculous...,"In her case it isn't. She's had very little schooling. Her mother kept her home almost all the time and when her mother died Agnes came here, to us. She's never been out there Doctor. She's never seen a movie or a television show. She's never even read a book."
"In her case it isn't. She's had very little schooling. Her mother kept her home almost all the time and when her mother died Agnes came here, to us. She's never been out there Doctor. She's never seen a movie or a television show. She's never even read a book.","If she's so innocent, how come she murdered a child?"
"If she's so innocent, how come she murdered a child?","She didn't! This is manslaughter, not She didn't consciously that baby. She'd lost a lot of blood. She was unconscious by the time we got to her."
"She didn't! This is manslaughter, not She didn't consciously that baby. She'd lost a lot of blood. She was unconscious by the time we got to her.","So, someone else could have done it."
"So, someone else could have done it.",No... not in the eyes of the police.
No... not in the eyes of the police.,And in your eyes?
And in your eyes?,I've already told you what I thought.
I've already told you what I thought.,"That she was unconscious, yes! So someone easily could have come in the room and killed the..."
"That she was unconscious, yes! So someone easily could have come in the room and killed the...",You don't really believe something like that happened do you?
You don't really believe something like that happened do you?,It's possible isn't it?
It's possible isn't it?,Who?
Who?,One of the other nuns found out about the baby and... and wanted to avoid a scandal.
I'm only interested...,... or bullied or what ever you're doing. Who the do you think you are? You go around here expecting applause for the way you treated this child.
We'll see about that.,Don't deny it!
Don't deny it!,I haven't decided yet.
I haven't decided yet.,The woman's health is at stake.
The woman's health is at stake.,Her spiritual health.
Her spiritual health.,I don't give a about her spiritual health.
I don't give a about her spiritual health.,I know you don't.
"It wasn't It was a lot of things, but it wasn't You know when I was in the first grade my best friend was run over on the way to school, you know what the nun said? She died because she hadn't said her morning prayers.",woman... and that's all?
woman... and that's all?,That's all? That's enough! She was a beautiful little girl.
That's all? That's enough! She was a beautiful little girl.,And what has that to do with it?
And what has that to do with it?,"I wasn't. I wasn't. She was the pretty one. She died, why not me? I never said my morning prayers. And I was I was scrawny, I had buck teeth and freckles all over my face, do you know what the nun called me, Sister Mary Clitus, called me Polkadot Livingston."
"I wasn't. I wasn't. She was the pretty one. She died, why not me? I never said my morning prayers. And I was I was scrawny, I had buck teeth and freckles all over my face, do you know what the nun called me, Sister Mary Clitus, called me Polkadot Livingston.",So you left the Church because you had freckles?
So you left the Church because you had freckles?,"No, because I... yeah, yeah I left the Church cause I had freckles."
"Of course, John.","Yes, they were playing the queues outside the picture palaces of Liverpool. Scruffy young lads, lacking even the price of a jam roll. Orphans, every Paddy's son of 'em. I saw their potential at once although I had me doubts about the little fella, a savage primitive, that Ringo, but it was him what gave in first. He picked up a brick and heaved it at me and I quelled him wid one fierce flash of me eyes. ""Mister, can you spare us a copper?"" he said. I was disarmed by the grubby little outstretched mauler ... So, I took them under me managerial banner."
"Yes, they were playing the queues outside the picture palaces of Liverpool. Scruffy young lads, lacking even the price of a jam roll. Orphans, every Paddy's son of 'em. I saw their potential at once although I had me doubts about the little fella, a savage primitive, that Ringo, but it was him what gave in first. He picked up a brick and heaved it at me and I quelled him wid one fierce flash of me eyes. ""Mister, can you spare us a copper?"" he said. I was disarmed by the grubby little outstretched mauler ... So, I took them under me managerial banner.",The usual ten per cent?
The usual ten per cent?,"Oh, not at all, I let them have twenty-five; sure aren't there four of them?"
"Oh, not at all, I let them have twenty-five; sure aren't there four of them?",How fascinating. Do go on ... ... John.
How fascinating. Do go on ... ... John.,"... Oh, I'm all heart, Ma'am, all heart ... Well, I let ..."
Are you going in?,"No, she'll only reject me in the end and I'll be frustrated."
"No, she'll only reject me in the end and I'll be frustrated.","You never know, you might be lucky this time."
"You never know, you might be lucky this time.","No, I know the psychological pattern and it plays with me drum skins."
Oh... am I cold...,"Is that you, Roby?"
"Is that you, Roby?",I feel like
I feel like,"Yeah, it's you all right."
I got it. Oh boy.,Where the are we?
Where the are we?,Just short of Zeta II Reticuli. We haven't even reached the outer rim yet.
Yes!,I have a temporary sequence on the monitor --
I have a temporary sequence on the monitor --,"Hold it, I can't hear a thing!"
You like this,It grows on you.
It grows on you.,You know what they make this stuff out of?
You know what they make this stuff out of?,"Yes, I know what they make it out of, so what? It's food now. <u>You're</u> eating it."
"Yes, I know what they make it out of, so what? It's food now. <u>You're</u> eating it.","I didn't say it was bad for you, it's just kind of sickening, that's all."
What the hell's going on?,Don't know -- Broussard got hurt somehow.
Don't know -- Broussard got hurt somehow.,Hurt! How?
Hurt! How?,Don't know -- maybe we'll be real lucky and he just broke his neck. I knew we shouldn't of come down here.
Jay... how's it coming on the repairs?,Well... I'm going to have to blow the engines out...
Well... I'm going to have to blow the engines out...,And when will you be ready to do that?
And when will you be ready to do that?,Oh -- I'm not near ready yet.
Oh -- I'm not near ready yet.,Then why the are you sitting around here?
Then why the are you sitting around here?,Right.
Might even incinerate the thing.,I hope not.
"No, don't open the door. We don't want it escaping.","Well, what the good can we do in here? We can't grab it -- it might jump on us --"
"Well, what the good can we do in here? We can't grab it -- it might jump on us --",Maybe we can catch it.
I think I could cobble something together. A long metal rod with a battery in it. Give it a of a shock.,"Good. Get on it. But first, I'm issuing a standing order: from this moment forth, every one of us will wear protective garments, including helmets. Let's get down to the locker and change."
Maybe we don't have to. It's trapped in there. We could just leave it in there all the way back to Irth.,Don't be an idiot.
"Just settle down. Sandy, you get any response yet?","Sorry. Nothing but that same transmission, every 32 seconds. I've tried every frequency on the spectrum."
It won't come -- it's stuck.,What is it?
What is it?,"How the should I know? Come on, give me a hand, let's get him out of there!"
Poor kitty;,At least we're rid of the monster. It must have been the first thing out of the ship.
At least we're rid of the monster. It must have been the first thing out of the ship.,No such luck. I saw it running down one of the corridors.
What the are you doing?,"Hey, fair enough. If you won't come, I'll handle it myself."
Secondary fluidic shunt for the sewage system. I found the grating ripped right off. The little was strong.,Where does that lead to?
"We had to. They were just too cumbersome for some of the conduits you're gonna have to negotiate. Besides, all the floating around reduces visibility to the extent where I doubt having helmet lights would have make that much difference, anyway. Maintenance lights down there oughta be enough to do the trick.",How tight are these shafts?
What the were you doing rewriting my story--,"--I sure couldn't hurt it, could I?--"
"--I sure couldn't hurt it, could I?--",--it was fine the way it was--
--it was fine the way it was--,--it was the way it was--
--it was the way it was--,--I have to stand here and listen to the staff correspondent from Virginia?--
--I have to stand here and listen to the staff correspondent from Virginia?--,"--what have you been here, nine months?--I been in this business since I was sixteen--"
"--what have you been here, nine months?--I been in this business since I was sixteen--","--and you've had some meteoric rise, that's for sure--by the time you turn forty you might be the head of the Montana bureau--"
"--and you've had some meteoric rise, that's for sure--by the time you turn forty you might be the head of the Montana bureau--",--you only got the job because both you and Bradlee went to Yale--
--you only got the job because both you and Bradlee went to Yale--,--Bradlee went to Harvard--
--Bradlee went to Harvard--,"--they're all the same, all those Ivy League places--they teach you about striped ties and suddenly you're smart--"
"--they're all the same, all those Ivy League places--they teach you about striped ties and suddenly you're smart--",--I'm smart enough to know my story was solid--
--I'm smart enough to know my story was solid--,--mine's better--
--mine's better--,--no way--
--no way--,--read 'em both and you'll see--
"You heard? They put us both on the break-in thing. Simons liked the way we worked together. Listen, I'm sorry I said your story was",It's OK; I'm sorry I called you a failure.
It's OK; I'm sorry I called you a failure.,"Forget it, the main thing-- --did you call me a failure?"
"Forget it, the main thing-- --did you call me a failure?",I was sure trying.
What's that?,The New York Times.
I don't get it... this really was my turf...,You're not a kid anymore.
You're not a kid anymore.,"My first day as a copy boy I was sixteen and wearing my only grown-up suit--it was cream colored. At 2:30 the head copy boy comes running up to me and says, ""My haven't you washed the carbon paper yet? If it's not washed by three, it'll never by dry for tomorrow."" And I said, ""Am I supposed to do that?"" and he said, ""Absolutely, it's crucial."" So I run around and grab all the carbon paper from all the desks and take it to the men's room. I'm standing there washing it and it's splashing all over me and the editor comes in to take a leak, and he says, ""What the do you think you're doing?"" And I said, ""It's 2:30. I'm washing the carbon paper."" Just wanted you to know I've done dumber things than get us lost, that's all."
I couldn't believe what she told me. Eight cups of coffee worth.,"Go on, go on--"
"Go on, go on--",--we've got to find out who the five guys are--the five with access to the slush fund--they were aware of the break-in.
--we've got to find out who the five guys are--the five with access to the slush fund--they were aware of the break-in.,Then tomorrow's grand jury indictments will just be
Then tomorrow's grand jury indictments will just be,It goes very high--we've got to find out where--
It goes very high--we've got to find out where--,--we will--
--we will--,#NAME?
#NAME?,"That happens to people. OK, go on."
Goddamnit--, 
 ,--we gotta top the Times--
--we gotta top the Times--,"--I know, I know--"
"--I know, I know--","--if we could name the guys got the reports, we'd be ahead again--"
"--if we could name the guys got the reports, we'd be ahead again--",who do we know?--
who do we know?--,--I know a lawyer at Justice--
--I know a lawyer at Justice--,--has he got an ax?--
--has he got an ax?--,"--almost every source we've used has been Republican, this guy's a card- carrying Democrat."
"--almost every source we've used has been Republican, this guy's a card- carrying Democrat.",Then he's got an ax. Call him anyway.
--I want you to shut up and listen to me--,--I haven't said anything--
--I haven't said anything--,"--for the first time I'm beginning to feel like a reporter-- Woodward, I got a tip. A guy called me up with a tip-- --someone named Donald Segretti contacted a bunch of lawyers and asked them if they'd like to go to work with him up the Democrats, dirty tricks, like that. The FBI knows about Segretti-- Howard Hunt made a bunch of phone calls to him--they interrogated him, but on account of Segretti wasn't involved with the break-in, they didn't follow through. But Segretti did a lot of traveling--he called these lawyers from different places, and he told them the Republicans knew what he was doing."
"--for the first time I'm beginning to feel like a reporter-- Woodward, I got a tip. A guy called me up with a tip-- --someone named Donald Segretti contacted a bunch of lawyers and asked them if they'd like to go to work with him up the Democrats, dirty tricks, like that. The FBI knows about Segretti-- Howard Hunt made a bunch of phone calls to him--they interrogated him, but on account of Segretti wasn't involved with the break-in, they didn't follow through. But Segretti did a lot of traveling--he called these lawyers from different places, and he told them the Republicans knew what he was doing.","How high up, which Republicans?"
"How high up, which Republicans?","That's what we've got to find out, but Segretti went to Southern Cal. and so did a bunch of Nixon men--"
"That's what we've got to find out, but Segretti went to Southern Cal. and so did a bunch of Nixon men--",#NAME?
#NAME?,"Dwight Chapin, Nixon's appointments chief--he knew Segretti in school. Maybe I'm crazy, but this is the first time any of this starts to make sense. What were the three theories?"
"Dwight Chapin, Nixon's appointments chief--he knew Segretti in school. Maybe I'm crazy, but this is the first time any of this starts to make sense. What were the three theories?",The burglary was done by Cubans or Democrats or Republicans.
The burglary was done by Cubans or Democrats or Republicans.,"Now the reason no one believed the Republicans is because there wasn't any reason, they were so far ahead. But Segretti was talking to these other lawyers a year before the break- in."
"Now the reason no one believed the Republicans is because there wasn't any reason, they were so far ahead. But Segretti was talking to these other lawyers a year before the break- in.",So maybe Watergate wasn't really about Watergate--maybe that was just a piece--
So maybe Watergate wasn't really about Watergate--maybe that was just a piece--,"--because a year before, the Republicans weren't ahead, not in the polls, Muskie was running ahead of Nixon then. Before he self- destructed."
"--because a year before, the Republicans weren't ahead, not in the polls, Muskie was running ahead of Nixon then. Before he self- destructed.",If he self-destructed.
How many sources they think we got?--,"--Deep Throat won't confirm--I never thought he was scared of anyone, but he's scared of Haldeman."
"--Deep Throat won't confirm--I never thought he was scared of anyone, but he's scared of Haldeman.",I know a guy in the Justice Department who was around the Grand Jury.
I know a guy in the Justice Department who was around the Grand Jury.,--We got twenty minutes to deadline--
Do you feel much about the things you did?,I didn't do anything wrong.
I didn't do anything wrong.,Tell that to Muskie.
Tell that to Muskie.,"Oh, maybe nickel and dime stuff."
"Oh, maybe nickel and dime stuff.","During the Florida primary, you wrote a letter on Muskie stationery saying Scoop Jackson had a child. You wrote another that said Hubert Humphrey was out with call girls."
"During the Florida primary, you wrote a letter on Muskie stationery saying Scoop Jackson had a child. You wrote another that said Hubert Humphrey was out with call girls.",Sometimes it got up to a quarter maybe-- --off the record.
Sometimes it got up to a quarter maybe-- --off the record.,You wrote the Canuck letter--the one where you claimed Muskie slurred the Canadians.
You wrote the Canuck letter--the one where you claimed Muskie slurred the Canadians.,I didn't.
I didn't.,But you know who did.
But you know who did.,"When you guys print it in the paper, then I'll know. I'm a lawyer, and I'll probably go to jail, and be disbarred, and what did I do that was so awful?"
"--it would have been nice to have had this, I sure would have liked to have had this--",--there's nothing new in it--
--there's nothing new in it--,"--it makes the break-in real--it's a major story-- --I'm not going to kick over this, but I'd like you to know I hate getting beat, I just hate it-- don't forget that I hate it--"
#NAME?,"I could care less about where it happened; what happened is what counts. Put him on. Ken, I'm sorry, it was Beirut and they were having a crisis, what's up, kid? Slow down, Ken, you sound frazzled. A wife and a family and a cat and a dog, right, Ken. Ken, I would never print that you were in Marilyn's apartment at night-- unless, of course, you force me to."
I thought you had to get to Miami.,There's always a later plane.
There's always a later plane.,"You're a you know that, Carl?"
"You're a you know that, Carl?","Nobody's perfect. I'm glad you're out of it, Hannah-- you're a terrific reporter and I turned you into a bookkeeper."
There are too many people watching me--they know I know a lot--,"--it was all in hundreds, wasn't it?"
"--it was all in hundreds, wasn't it?","A lot of it was. I just thought it was sort of an all-purpose political fund--you know, for taking cats to dinner, things like that."
"A lot of it was. I just thought it was sort of an all-purpose political fund--you know, for taking cats to dinner, things like that.","Could buy a lot of steaks, 350,000 dollars."
"Could buy a lot of steaks, 350,000 dollars.",I can't be positive that it was used for the break-in but people sure are worried.
I can't be positive that it was used for the break-in but people sure are worried.,Which people?
Which people?,The ones who could disburse the money.
The ones who could disburse the money.,Who were they?
Who were they?,"There were a group of them--I think five, I don't know their names."
"There were a group of them--I think five, I don't know their names.","Sloan knew which five, didn't he?"
Same kind of,--all non-denial denials--we're dirty guys and they doubt we were ever virgins but they don't say the story is inaccurate.
--well we oughtta be tense-- we're about to accuse Mr. Haldeman who only happens to be the second most important man in America of conducting a criminal conspiracy from inside the White House-- --it would be nice if we were right--,--you double-checked both sources?--
I hope you noticed how coolly I behaved under the threat of discovery.,"Do Justice and the FBI know what we know, and why the haven't they done anything about it?"
"Do Justice and the FBI know what we know, and why the haven't they done anything about it?","They know, but they focused on the burglary--if it didn't deal with the break-in, they didn't pursue it."
"They know, but they focused on the burglary--if it didn't deal with the break-in, they didn't pursue it.",Why didn't they?--who told them not to?
Why didn't they?--who told them not to?,"Someone with authority I'd imagine, wouldn't you? Don't you know what you're onto? Come on."
"Someone with authority I'd imagine, wouldn't you? Don't you know what you're onto? Come on.",Mitchell knew then.
Mitchell knew then.,"Of course--my you think something this big just happens? The break-in and the cover up, of course Mitchell knew, but no more than Ehrlichman."
"Of course--my you think something this big just happens? The break-in and the cover up, of course Mitchell knew, but no more than Ehrlichman.",Haldeman too?
Haldeman too?,You get nothing from me about Haldeman?
--correction--when you were drinking your lunch at the bar of the Sans Souci--,"--this White House guy, a good one, a pro, came up and asked what is this Watergate compulsion with you guys and I said, well, we think it's important and he said, if it's so important, who the are Woodward and Bernstein?"
"--this White House guy, a good one, a pro, came up and asked what is this Watergate compulsion with you guys and I said, well, we think it's important and he said, if it's so important, who the are Woodward and Bernstein?",Ask him what he's really saying--he means take the story away from Woodstein and give it to his people at the National Desk--
Ask him what he's really saying--he means take the story away from Woodstein and give it to his people at the National Desk--,"--well, I've got some pretty experienced fellas sitting around, wouldn't you say so?--"
"--well, I've got some pretty experienced fellas sitting around, wouldn't you say so?--","--absolutely--and that's all they do, sit sit sit--every once in a while, they call up a Senator, some reporting--"
"--absolutely--and that's all they do, sit sit sit--every once in a while, they call up a Senator, some reporting--","--well, what if your boys get it wrong--"
"...go on, go on...","That's everything Bachinski had, I think it's worth following up."
"That's everything Bachinski had, I think it's worth following up.","Don't know; who the hell's Howard Hunt? It's probably nothing but check it out. Just go easy, it could be crazy Cubans."
"The second most powerful man is Robert Haldeman. Just below him are a trio: Mr. Erlichman is Haldeman's friend, and they protect the President from everybody which is why they are referred to as either The German Shepherds or the Berlin Wall. Mr. Mitchell we've already discussed. Mr. Colson is the President's special counsel.","Thanks, Harry. Know anything about Colson?"
"Thanks, Harry. Know anything about Colson?","Just that on his office wall there's a cartoon with a caption reading, ""When you've got them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow."""
Finch! Get to the bathroom! Now!,"Easy, tiger. What's in there?"
"Easy, tiger. What's in there?",Just go!
Just go!,Why is this?
Why is this?,You're gonna your pants!
You're gonna your pants!,Charming.
Charming.,"Finch, listen -- Stifler slipped some sort of laxative in your Mocash-chino or whatever. It's fast acting. I mean <u>really</u> fast."
"Finch, listen -- Stifler slipped some sort of laxative in your Mocash-chino or whatever. It's fast acting. I mean <u>really</u> fast.","First of all, it's <u>Mocha</u>ccino, and secondly...Oohhhh!"
"Hey, what're you doing here?","Just enjoying my exhilarating first lacrosse experience. You like, ""kicked butt."""
Vanderbilt's not that far from U of M.,Yeah right.
Yeah right.,What? We both have cars.
What? We both have cars.,"Yeah but, no offense, you're talking about a post-high school, long- distance relationship, and you and Kevin haven't even done it yet."
"Yeah but, no offense, you're talking about a post-high school, long- distance relationship, and you and Kevin haven't even done it yet.",That's not why we're going out.
That's not why we're going out.,What the are you expecting him to drive to Vanderbilt for? Milk and cookies?
What the are you expecting him to drive to Vanderbilt for? Milk and cookies?,"Jessica! He'll drive there for me, and I'll drive to Ann Arbor for him. We're going to have when he's ready and I'm ready. It's got to be completely perfect. I want the right place, the right time, the right moment."
"Jessica! He'll drive there for me, and I'll drive to Ann Arbor for him. We're going to have when he's ready and I'm ready. It's got to be completely perfect. I want the right place, the right time, the right moment.","Vicky, it's not a space shuttle launch, it's So did you do the physics write-up?"
"Vicky, it's not a space shuttle launch, it's So did you do the physics write-up?",Please.
He likes it.,"Of course he does. What about you? Have you just never had one with Kevin -- or have you never had one, period?"
"Of course he does. What about you? Have you just never had one with Kevin -- or have you never had one, period?",I think I've had one.
I think I've had one.,Well that's a no. No wonder you're not psyched about You've never even had one manually?
Well that's a no. No wonder you're not psyched about You've never even had one manually?,...I've never tried it.
...I've never tried it.,Are you kidding? You've never double- clicked your mouse?
No comment.,No comment?! Are you kidding me?! I've never seen someone's image change so...so drastically!
No comment?! Are you kidding me?! I've never seen someone's image change so...so drastically!,Thanks. It was my idea.
Thanks. It was my idea.,Did you guys hook up or something?
Did you guys hook up or something?,Are you kidding? No.
Are you kidding? No.,Then what the are you talking about?
Then what the are you talking about?,"Well...I guess it's okay for me to tell you now. That reputation of his isn't going anywhere. Finch comes to me and says, ""Jessica, I need help with this, blah blah, etcetera."" So I told him, pay me two- hundred bucks, and I'll tell a couple girls that you're dynamite in bed. So he did, and I did."
"Well...I guess it's okay for me to tell you now. That reputation of his isn't going anywhere. Finch comes to me and says, ""Jessica, I need help with this, blah blah, etcetera."" So I told him, pay me two- hundred bucks, and I'll tell a couple girls that you're dynamite in bed. So he did, and I did.","I don't get it, that really works?"
"I don't get it, that really works?","Duh. Of course. Naturally, I embellished a little bit. Hey, did you hear that Finch had with an older woman?"
At least now I know what the they're saying.,"So, does my hair look better -- like this, or... like this?"
What about you? You're the one with the girlfriend and you're still stranded on third base.,"You know, I've never got that What exactly constitutes third base?"
"Ow, what the","Sorry, I thought you were dead."
"Hey, where's Finch?",Went home to
Went home to,I don't get it. How does a guy like that get this sudden reputation?
You can send me the address too.,"Well...dammit, if I'm doing this, how the am I gonna watch?"
"Well...dammit, if I'm doing this, how the am I gonna watch?",I'll save you a seat.
Oh boy oh oh oh no.,"Come on, Jim. Where are you?"
Holy,Holy
This'll do.,"Now, I have two rubbers. Wear them both, it'll desensitize you. I don't want you coming so early."
"Now, I have two rubbers. Wear them both, it'll desensitize you. I don't want you coming so early.","Why, uh, what makes you think that I --"
"Why, uh, what makes you think that I --",Come on. I saw you on the net. Why do you think I accepted this date? You're a sure thing!
"Stifler, you're such an","Meyers, what's the deal with you and Vicky, anyway? You've been going out since Homecoming and all she'll do is blow you? I'd drop her like a steaming"
Ho-lee,This just got a of a lot better.
I was being selfish. And majorly insensitive. And I'm a total idiot.,"I think ""shithead"" really says it."
"I think ""shithead"" really says it.",Yes! I'm a I'm a complete and total
"And I want to make things perfect for you. You're right, Kev, we do have something good...and special.","Yeah, we have something great, Vick."
"Yeah, we have something great, Vick.",Kevin... I want to have with you.
Then she said -- she loves me.,"Oh dude, the L-word!"
"And little hurly-burly came by in her curly-wurly, and asked me if I needed I ri-hide --",How the do you know all these random songs?
How the do you know all these random songs?,"It's early Springsteen, dude, this is classic. This was before the cheesy remake."
I put in months of quality time with Vicky. Sherman meets a chick for one night and scores? This is just wrong.,No I'm never gonna get laid. How the am I gonna become this Mr. Sensitive Man?
The Sha-lin masters from east and west must unite!,"Guys, guys -- you're ruining my moment here. Now think about it --"
<u>Yeah</u>!,"Well, just don't expect Oz to pay for the limo."
"Well, just don't expect Oz to pay for the limo.","Stifler, -- ...man, you don't have to be so insensitive."
Oh my You're,"Come on, you know the words, sing along."
"Come on, you know the words, sing along.","No thanks, you've been singing that all week. If you try that at MSU this Saturday, I'm pretending I don't know you."
"Let's face it. It's a, how do you say... But we're all in it together. That's why we're trying to help you.",Exactly.
Ha ha. You were probably right about his mom.,Hope I didn't hurt him too bad.
Hope I didn't hurt him too bad.,Who gives a I've had it up to here with arrogant Frenchmen.
Who gives a I've had it up to here with arrogant Frenchmen.,Up to there? Really? I bet I could beat that.
Up to there? Really? I bet I could beat that.,"Ha ha! Yeah right, white boy! Ha Ha ha. I think maybe I drank too much."
"Ha ha! Yeah right, white boy! Ha Ha ha. I think maybe I drank too much.","Ah. The mating call of the blonde. The night is young, the moon is bright, whataya feel like doing tonight?"
"Ah. The mating call of the blonde. The night is young, the moon is bright, whataya feel like doing tonight?",I don't know... Surprise me.
Ha-ha!,"Oh, big man. You can beat up a couple of cadavers. Well let me make something real clear, If you don't yourself, at midnight tonight you're gonna transform and innocent people!"
Oh you are his nephew...,"Yeah, that's the word. And you are?"
"Yeah, that's the word. And you are?",Serafine Flocquet. I work for your uncle.
Serafine Flocquet. I work for your uncle.,"You? You're Madame Flocquet? I pictured a lady with an apron, not - I don't know - La Femme Nikita."
Salots!,What?
What?,If you leave it for more than a few minutes it locks up. Now I must reboot and type a dozen passwords. He was security crazy.
What good can you do? Why are you being so,"Maybe I didn't know him like you did. But he's my uncle. And I owe it to him to get some answers. It's a quest like, uh, Hemingway, the Old Man and The Sea. Except instead of an old man I'm a young man, and instead of the sea, it's a bunch of tunnels under Paris. And instead of a big fish it's... who knows? That's what I'm going to find out. Au revoir."
 ,"Hey, what more could I want? I survived my first and last hallucinogenic hellride, and neither of us is dead. I'd say I feel almost as great as you look."
You bought enough pate for a army!,"So tell me, exactly which truck driver did you study English with?"
Like I should talk. Monsieur foot-in- the-mouth. I'm really sorry about that whole Allen thing...,"So's Allen. No, your uncle really helped me. I was sort of messed up for a while. Wasting my time just partying and... just He kind of woke me up, gave me a job, got me taking classes. You know, he and Claude, their work is controversial, but they're serious about it. Totally dedicated."
"So's Allen. No, your uncle really helped me. I was sort of messed up for a while. Wasting my time just partying and... just He kind of woke me up, gave me a job, got me taking classes. You know, he and Claude, their work is controversial, but they're serious about it. Totally dedicated.","That's what counts. If you're not passionate about it, don't waste your time. That's why I quit college... Plus I'm a lazy Wait, I know this... A votre sante."
"That's what counts. If you're not passionate about it, don't waste your time. That's why I quit college... Plus I'm a lazy Wait, I know this... A votre sante.",A la votre.
"Fixing your makeup with a phone, huh? Who the are you calling?",Professor Roussel. There's something wrong with you. I know it.
Professor Roussel. There's something wrong with you. I know it.,Roussel? You mean Claude? You're calling Dr. Demento so he can come paint my face again? that.
You two faced I knew you were full of,Andy! No!
Andy... I should never have let you go underground. I'm sorry...,"I had to be a Hemingway hero. Well I'll tell ya, the old man and the sea didn't go through half this"
You made me go there. I tried to stop you! You wouldn't listen!,What was I? Your idea of a fuckin' hors d'oeuvre? Huh?
What was I? Your idea of a fuckin' hors d'oeuvre? Huh?,Shut up! You shut up! What do you want? Huh? What the do you want?
GET ME THE OUT OF HERE!!,"""Fuck""? You think I don't know this word ""fuck""? Is that how you talk to policemen in America?"
"There's something down there! A bear or something! A monster! Beau coup teeth! Huge, Grande, with yellow eyes, all this hair, it killed Serafine! My",You on drugs? Huh?
You on drugs? Huh?,No... I...
Where's the ADM? Where did your uncle put it?,"Man, I don't know what the you're talking about."
"Man, I don't know what the you're talking about.",Your uncle told you!
Your uncle told you!,My uncle's in a coma you
My uncle's in a coma you,Before the coma!
Before the coma!,He didn't tell me anything. All he said was Saint Severin...
Saint Severin? The church? So you know all about the ADM! Where is it! Tell me! Tell me or else!,Or else what? You'll me?
Or else what? You'll me?,No. But I'll your girlfriend!
No. But I'll your girlfriend!,You'll never get the chance.
"Don't be an idiot! I'm not the only one. If I die, Serafine dies!",You're bluffing!
You're bluffing!,"What, you think Claude hangs out underground cause he likes to dance?"
Do you think I'm an idiot?,Sure. Don't you?
You I should've known. You wanted the cure all for yourself!,Cure!? Ha-ha-ha!
We know you were with her.,Oh No...
Oh No...,That's not all... Marcel - Officer Boulard was following you.
That's not all... Marcel - Officer Boulard was following you.,Oh no... no....
All my life I've worked to unlock the power of the unconscious mind. Well this is it. This is power!,You sure it's not just 'coz you off too much?
"Undead. Right. Sort of an ectocosmic manifestation. What a Tell you one thing though, Timothy Leary will be jealous as","Great, but listen, I need to know where you hid the ADM?"
"Great, but listen, I need to know where you hid the ADM?","The ADM! Be careful, Andy. It's very powerful. How do you know about it?"
"The ADM! Be careful, Andy. It's very powerful. How do you know about it?",I went to St. Severin church. Now look -
"Oh No! Andy, don't let them take me back there!",The ADM! Quickly! Where is it?!
"Uncle Terrence, you're...","Yeah, I finally ""checked out"", thank But there's a bit of unfinished business."
"Yeah, I finally ""checked out"", thank But there's a bit of unfinished business.",Claude.
Claude.,"I never thought I'd ask this of anyone, Andy, but do me a favor and the evil will you?"
I'm afraid she's not so lucky. She's undead. And so am I.,Aaaaa!!! Get the away from me!
Aaaaa!!! Get the away from me!,What are you so angry about? Did somebody turn into a wild beast and rip your intestines out? Huh?
you! If I'm gonna myself I'll do it when I'm good and ready! You can go to,No we can't. That's the problem. knows it would beat hanging around with you!
"What the lots of my heroes killed themselves. Hemingway, Van Gogh... um... Herve Villachaise...","But this is class kid, all the way. What a way to go."
"Okay. So he's weird. Maybe on drugs. Still, that's not -",I'm telling you. It's not drugs. It's something more. Someth -
I'm telling you. It's not drugs. It's something more. Someth -,Don't give me your black magic Seven mutilations in forty eight hours and all you find is a scrawny American boy? Do you have a motive? Do you have a weapon? Or do you want me to believe he did it with his own two hands?
Don't give me your black magic Seven mutilations in forty eight hours and all you find is a scrawny American boy? Do you have a motive? Do you have a weapon? Or do you want me to believe he did it with his own two hands?,I told you. These murders are not normal.
"No, it's no cure. It's something much more interesting.",You liar!
You liar!,"Oh, did I hurt the little girl's feelings? Well excusez moi... I confess my desire for ADM is quite ""intense"". So I deceived you and our poor friend Terry - a competent technician, but let's face it, a bit naive. ""The great cure for lycanthropy!"" Hmph. He didn't have the vision to grasp the potential of ADAM, until it was too late. And even then, he came rushing down to tell me, as if I would be just as shocked! Ha."
I-I-I-I would leave out the men's- room attendant.,You're using this conspiracy theory as an excuse to avoid with me.
You're using this conspiracy theory as an excuse to avoid with me.,"Oh, my She's right! Why did I turn off Allison Portchnik? She was-she was beautiful. She was willing. She was real... intelligent. Is it the old Groucho Marx joke? That-that I-I just don't wanna belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member?"
"Look, while we're talking we could be inside, you know that?","Hey, can we not stand here and argue in front of everybody, 'cause I get embarrassed."
"Hey, can we not stand here and argue in front of everybody, 'cause I get embarrassed.","Alright. All right, all right, so whatta you wanna do?"
"Alright. All right, all right, so whatta you wanna do?",I don't know now. You-you wanna go to another movie? So let's go see The Sorrow and the Pity.
I don't know now. You-you wanna go to another movie? So let's go see The Sorrow and the Pity.,"Oh, come on, we've seen it. I'm not in the mood to see a four-hour documentary on Nazis."
"Oh, come on, we've seen it. I'm not in the mood to see a four-hour documentary on Nazis.","Well, I'm sorry, I-I can't... I-I- I've gotta see a picture exactly from the start to the finish, 'cause- 'cause I'm"
"Well, I'm sorry, I-I can't... I-I- I've gotta see a picture exactly from the start to the finish, 'cause- 'cause I'm","H'h, that's a polite word for what you are."
"Alvy, I...",What-what-what-what's the matter?
What-what-what-what's the matter?,"I-you know, I don't wanna."
"I-you know, I don't wanna.","What-what-I don't... It's not natural! We're sleeping in a bed together. You know, it's been a long time."
"What-what-I don't... It's not natural! We're sleeping in a bed together. You know, it's been a long time.","I know, well, it's just that- you know, I mean, I-I-I-I gotta sing tomorrow night, so I have to rest my voice."
"I know, well, it's just that- you know, I mean, I-I-I-I gotta sing tomorrow night, so I have to rest my voice.","It's always some kind of an excuse. It's- You know, you used to think that I was very sexy. What... When we first started going out, we had constantly... We're-we're probably listed in the Guinness Book of World Records."
"It's always some kind of an excuse. It's- You know, you used to think that I was very sexy. What... When we first started going out, we had constantly... We're-we're probably listed in the Guinness Book of World Records.","I know. Well, Alvy, it'll pass, it'll pass, it's just that I'm going through a phase, that's all."
"I know. Well, Alvy, it'll pass, it'll pass, it's just that I'm going through a phase, that's all.",M'm.
M'm.,"I mean, you've been married before, you know how things can get. You were very hot for Allison at first."
Uh... you-you wanna lift?,"Oh, why-uh... y-y-you gotta car?"
"Oh, why-uh... y-y-you gotta car?","No, um... I was gonna take a cab."
"No, um... I was gonna take a cab.","Oh, no, I have a car."
"Oh, no, I have a car.","You have a car? So... I don't understand why... if you have a car, so then-then wh-why did you say ""Do you have a car?""... like you wanted a lift?"
"You have a car? So... I don't understand why... if you have a car, so then-then wh-why did you say ""Do you have a car?""... like you wanted a lift?","I don't... I don't... Geez, I don't know, I've... I wa- This... yeah, I got this VW out there... What a yeah. Would you like a lift?"
"I don't... I don't... Geez, I don't know, I've... I wa- This... yeah, I got this VW out there... What a yeah. Would you like a lift?",Sure. W-w-w-which way yuh goin'?
Sure. W-w-w-which way yuh goin'?,"Me? Oh, downtown!"
"Me? Oh, downtown!",Down- I'm-I'm goin' uptown.
Down- I'm-I'm goin' uptown.,"Oh, well, I'm goin' uptown, too."
"Oh, well, I'm goin' uptown, too.","Uh, well, you just said you were going downtown."
"Uh, well, you just said you were going downtown.","Yeah, well, I'm, but I..."
So sorry.,"I mean, I can go uptown, too. I live uptown, but... uh, what the I mean, it'd be nice having company, you know I mean, I hate driving alone."
"I mean, I can go uptown, too. I live uptown, but... uh, what the I mean, it'd be nice having company, you know I mean, I hate driving alone.",Yeah.
bless.,"Well, uh... You're what Grammy Hall would call a real Jew."
"Well, uh... You're what Grammy Hall would call a real Jew.","Oh, thank you."
"Oh, thank you.","Yeah, well... you- She hates Jews. She thinks that they just make money, but let me tell yuh, I mean, she's the one yeah, is she ever. I'm tellin' yuh."
"Yeah, well... you- She hates Jews. She thinks that they just make money, but let me tell yuh, I mean, she's the one yeah, is she ever. I'm tellin' yuh.","So, did you do shoot the photographs in there or what?"
"So, did you do shoot the photographs in there or what?","Yeah, yeah, I sorta dabble around, you know."
"Hey, don't knock It's with someone I love.",We're not having an affair. He's married. He just happens to think I'm neat.
We're not having an affair. He's married. He just happens to think I'm neat.,"""Neat""! There's that- What are you- twelve years old? That's one o' your Chippewa Falls expressions! ""He thinks I'm neat."""
"""Neat""! There's that- What are you- twelve years old? That's one o' your Chippewa Falls expressions! ""He thinks I'm neat.""",Who cares? Who cares?
Who cares? Who cares?,"Next thing you know he'll find you keen and peachy, you know? Next thing you know he's got his hand on your"
Happy birthday.,What is this? Is this a... Present? Are you kidding?
What is this? Is this a... Present? Are you kidding?,"Yeah, hey, why don't yuh try it on?"
"Yeah, hey, why don't yuh try it on?","Uh, yeah, uh... t-t-this is more like a present for you, yeah, but it's-"
"Uh, yeah, uh... t-t-this is more like a present for you, yeah, but it's-",Try it... it'll add years to our life.
Try it... it'll add years to our life.,Uh huh. Yeah. Forget it.
Hardly ever. Maybe three times a week.,"Constantly! I'd say three times a week. Like the other night, Alvy wanted to have"
"Constantly! I'd say three times a week. Like the other night, Alvy wanted to have","She would not sleep with me the other night, you know, it's-"
"She would not sleep with me the other night, you know, it's-","And... I don't know... I mean, six months ago I-I woulda done it. I woulda done it, just to please him."
"And... I don't know... I mean, six months ago I-I woulda done it. I woulda done it, just to please him.","I mean... I tried everything, you know, I-I-I put on soft music and my- my red light bulb, and..."
"I mean... I tried everything, you know, I-I-I put on soft music and my- my red light bulb, and...","But the thing is-I mean, since our discussions here, I feel I have a right to my own feelings. I think you woulda been happy because... uh, uh, I really asserted myself."
"But the thing is-I mean, since our discussions here, I feel I have a right to my own feelings. I think you woulda been happy because... uh, uh, I really asserted myself.","The incredible thing about it is, I'm paying for her analysis and she's making progress and I'm getting"
"The incredible thing about it is, I'm paying for her analysis and she's making progress and I'm getting","I don't know, though, I feel so guilty because Alvy is paying for it, so, you know, so I do feel guilty if I don't go to bed with him. But if I do go to bed with him, it's like I'm going against my own feelings. I don't know I-I can't win."
"I don't know, though, I feel so guilty because Alvy is paying for it, so, you know, so I do feel guilty if I don't go to bed with him. But if I do go to bed with him, it's like I'm going against my own feelings. I don't know I-I can't win.",You know... it's getting expensive my analyst... for her analyst. She- she's making progress and I'm not making any progress. Her progress is defeating my progress.
You know... it's getting expensive my analyst... for her analyst. She- she's making progress and I'm not making any progress. Her progress is defeating my progress.,Sometimes I think-sometimes I think I should just live with a woman.
"Excuse me. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Doctor. Uh, Alvy-Alvy, that was the show. They said everything is fine. They found a replacement, so they're going to tape without you.","I'm nauseous. Oh, jesus, now I don't get to do the TV show?"
You look very pretty.,"Oh, no, I just lost a little weight, that's all. Well, you look nice."
"Oh, no, I just lost a little weight, that's all. Well, you look nice.","You see, I-I've been thinking about it and I think that we should get married."
"You see, I-I've been thinking about it and I think that we should get married.","Oh, Alvy, come on."
"Oh, Alvy, come on.",Why? You wanna live out here all year? It's like living in Munchkin Land.
Why? You wanna live out here all year? It's like living in Munchkin Land.,"Well, whatta you mean? I mean, it's perfectly fine out here. I mean, Tony's very nice and, uh, well, I meet people and I go to parties and- and we play tennis. I mean, that's... that's a very big step for me, you know? I mean... I'm able to enjoy people more."
"Well, whatta you mean? I mean, it's perfectly fine out here. I mean, Tony's very nice and, uh, well, I meet people and I go to parties and- and we play tennis. I mean, that's... that's a very big step for me, you know? I mean... I'm able to enjoy people more.",So whatta you... You're not gonna come back to New York?
So whatta you... You're not gonna come back to New York?,"What's so great about New York? I mean, it's a dying city. You read ""Death in Venice."""
"What's so great about New York? I mean, it's a dying city. You read ""Death in Venice.""","Hey, you didn't read ""Death in Venice"" till I bought it for yuh."
"Hey, you didn't read ""Death in Venice"" till I bought it for yuh.","That's right, that's right. You only gave me books with the word ""death"" in the titles."
"That's right, that's right. You only gave me books with the word ""death"" in the titles.","That's right, 'cause it's an important issue."
"That's right, 'cause it's an important issue.","Alvy, you're incapable of enjoying life, you know that? I mean, your life is New York City. You're just this person. You're like this island unto yourself."
"Alvy, you're incapable of enjoying life, you know that? I mean, your life is New York City. You're just this person. You're like this island unto yourself.","I can't enjoy anything unless I... unless everybody is. I-you know, if one guy is starving someplace, that's... you know, I-I... it puts a crimp in my evening. So wanna get married or what?"
"I can't enjoy anything unless I... unless everybody is. I-you know, if one guy is starving someplace, that's... you know, I-I... it puts a crimp in my evening. So wanna get married or what?",No. We're friends. I wanna remain friends.
No. We're friends. I wanna remain friends.,"Okay. Check, please. Can I -can I... Can I... Can I..."
"Okay. Check, please. Can I -can I... Can I... Can I...","You're mad, aren't you?"
"You're mad, aren't you?","No. Yes, of course I'm mad, because you love me, I know that."
"No. Yes, of course I'm mad, because you love me, I know that.","Alvy, I can't say that that's true at this point in my life. I really just can't say that that's true. I mean, you know how wonderful you are. I mean, you know... you're the reason that I got outta my room and that I was able to sing, and-and- and, you know, get more in touch with my feelings and all that Anyway, look, I don't wanna- Listen, listen, listen, uh h'h, so whatta you up to anyway, huh?"
"Alvy, I can't say that that's true at this point in my life. I really just can't say that that's true. I mean, you know how wonderful you are. I mean, you know... you're the reason that I got outta my room and that I was able to sing, and-and- and, you know, get more in touch with my feelings and all that Anyway, look, I don't wanna- Listen, listen, listen, uh h'h, so whatta you up to anyway, huh?","The usual, you know. Uh, tryin' t' write. I'm workin' on a play. Jesus. So whatta yuh saying? That you're not comin' back to New York with me?"
"Alvy, don't! You're using to express hostility.","""Why-why do you always r-reduce my animal urges to psychoanalytic categories? he said as he removed her brassiere..."""
"""Why-why do you always r-reduce my animal urges to psychoanalytic categories? he said as he removed her brassiere...""",There are people out there from The New Yorker magazine. My What would they think?
"Jesus, last night it was some guy honking his car horn. I mean, the city can't close down. You know, what-whatta yuh gonna do, h-have 'em shut down the airport, too? No more flights so we can have",I'm too tense. I need a My analyst says I should live in the country and not in New York.
I'm too tense. I need a My analyst says I should live in the country and not in New York.,"Well, I can't li- We can't have this discussion all the time. The country makes me nervous. There's... You got crickets and it-it's quiet... there's no place to walk after dinner, and... uh, there's the screens with the dead moths behind them, and... uh, yuh got the-the Manson family possibly, yuh got and Terry-"
"Well, I can't li- We can't have this discussion all the time. The country makes me nervous. There's... You got crickets and it-it's quiet... there's no place to walk after dinner, and... uh, there's the screens with the dead moths behind them, and... uh, yuh got the-the Manson family possibly, yuh got and Terry-","Okay, okay, my analyst just thinks I'm too tense. Where's the"
I hope you don't mind that I took so long to finish.,"Oh, no, no, don't be... tsch... don't be silly. You know, I'm startin' it-I'm startin' to get some feeling back in my jaw now."
"Oh, no, no, don't be... tsch... don't be silly. You know, I'm startin' it-I'm startin' to get some feeling back in my jaw now.","Oh, with you is really a kafkaesque experience."
"Oh, with you is really a kafkaesque experience.","Oh, tsch, thank you. H'm."
"Oh, tsch, thank you. H'm.",I mean that as a compliment.
I mean that as a compliment.,"I think-I think there's too much burden placed on the you know, to make up for empty areas in life."
"I think-I think there's too much burden placed on the you know, to make up for empty areas in life.",Who said that?
Who said that?,"Uh, oh, I don't know. It might have been Leopold and Loeb. Hello. Oh, hi... Uh, no, what-what's the matter? What-what-what? You sound terrible... No, what- Sure I- Whatta yuh what kind of an emergency?... No, well, stay there. Stay there, I'll come over right now. I'll come over right now. Just stay there, I'll come right over."
"I distinctly heard it. He muttered under his breath, ""Jew.""",You're crazy!
You're crazy!,"No, I'm not. We were walking off the tennis court, and you know, he was there and me and his wife, and he looked at her and then they both looked at me, and under his breath he said, ""Jew."""
"No, I'm not. We were walking off the tennis court, and you know, he was there and me and his wife, and he looked at her and then they both looked at me, and under his breath he said, ""Jew.""","Alvy, you're a total paranoid."
"Alvy, you're a total paranoid.","Wh- How am I a paran-? Well, I pick up on those kind o' things. You know, I was having lunch with some guys from NBC, so I said... uh, ""Did you eat yet or what?"" and Tom Christie said, ""No, didchoo?"" Not, did you, didchoo eat? Jew? No, not did you eat, but Jew eat? Jew. You get it? Jew eat?"
"Wh- How am I a paran-? Well, I pick up on those kind o' things. You know, I was having lunch with some guys from NBC, so I said... uh, ""Did you eat yet or what?"" and Tom Christie said, ""No, didchoo?"" Not, did you, didchoo eat? Jew? No, not did you eat, but Jew eat? Jew. You get it? Jew eat?","Ah, Max, you, uh..."
"Ah, Max, you, uh...",Stop calling me Max.
Stop calling me Max.,"Why, Max? It's a good name for you. Max, you see conspiracies in everything."
"Why, Max? It's a good name for you. Max, you see conspiracies in everything.","No, I don't! You know, I was in a record store. Listen to this- so I know there's this big tall blond crew-cutted guy and he's lookin' at me in a funny way and smiling and he's saying, ""Yes, we have a sale this week on Wagner."" Wagner, Max, Wagner- so I know what he's really tryin' to tell me very significantly Wagner."
"No, I don't! You know, I was in a record store. Listen to this- so I know there's this big tall blond crew-cutted guy and he's lookin' at me in a funny way and smiling and he's saying, ""Yes, we have a sale this week on Wagner."" Wagner, Max, Wagner- so I know what he's really tryin' to tell me very significantly Wagner.","Right, Max. California, Max."
"Right, Max. California, Max.",Ah.
Ah.,Let's get the outta this crazy city.
Let's get the outta this crazy city.,"Forget it, Max."
"Forget it, Max.","We move to sunny L.A. All of show business is out there, Max."
"We move to sunny L.A. All of show business is out there, Max.","No, I cannot. You keep bringing it up, but I don't wanna live in a city where the only cultural advantage is that you can make a right turn on a red light."
"No, I cannot. You keep bringing it up, but I don't wanna live in a city where the only cultural advantage is that you can make a right turn on a red light.","Right, Max, forget it. Aren't you gonna be late for meeting Annie?"
"Right, Max, forget it. Aren't you gonna be late for meeting Annie?",I'm gonna meet her in front of the Beekman. I think I have a few minutes left. Right?
You fired the cleaning woman?,She was stealing.
She was stealing.,But she's colored.
But she's colored.,SO?
SO?,So the colored have enough trouble.
So the colored have enough trouble.,She was going through my pocketbook!
She was going through my pocketbook!,They're persecuted enough!
They're persecuted enough!,Who's persecuting? She stole!
All right-so we can afford it.,How can we afford it? On your pay? What if she steals more?
How can we afford it? On your pay? What if she steals more?,"She's a colored woman, from Harlem!"
What's that?,The neighbors from The kind that lay in wait. I'd rather move actually. Wouldn't I? Wouldn't I?
You don't have any clothes on.,How nice for everybody. Come swimming. The water's glorious. You'll fix it. You'll come up with one of your brilliant ideas.
How nice for everybody. Come swimming. The water's glorious. You'll fix it. You'll come up with one of your brilliant ideas.,Or I won't. I can't help her. I'm out of my depth.
Or I won't. I can't help her. I'm out of my depth.,Things always look much worse in the morning.
Things always look much worse in the morning.,I don't know how to make her funny.
I don't know how to make her funny.,"You're coming swimming in the pool, and in a few minutes you won't even remember what it's about. You won't care who's in your movie."
"You're coming swimming in the pool, and in a few minutes you won't even remember what it's about. You won't care who's in your movie.",What what's about?
What what's about?,"I...wait, what are you talking about?"
What a day! We only just got a sitter. I don't know her from Adam. She could be a serial killer. I'm going to have to call every ten minutes. You have to let me give out the number.,Of course.
What is that thing?,So this sitter can always reach me. I'm still not used to leaving him.
So this sitter can always reach me. I'm still not used to leaving him.,You should have brought him.
You should have brought him.,Dander. He's allergic. Otis.
Dander. He's allergic. Otis.,Oh. Do you have any pictures?
Oh. Do you have any pictures?,Pictures. They're always in my tote. I left my tote in the trailer. But! He's Mac all over again. Imagine Mac shrunk to two-and-a-half feet. The fact is they probably didn't even need me for this birth.
Pictures. They're always in my tote. I left my tote in the trailer. But! He's Mac all over again. Imagine Mac shrunk to two-and-a-half feet. The fact is they probably didn't even need me for this birth.,"Are you the funniest person I know, or what?"
"Are you the funniest person I know, or what?","I can't think how you gave it all up, Soph."
Directing suits you.,I'm not so sure. Look again in three months.
I'm not so sure. Look again in three months.,It must be nice having so many strangers kiss your all of a sudden.
It must be nice having so many strangers kiss your all of a sudden.,"Ow! Gina, you obviously need to get"
"Ow! Gina, you obviously need to get",Just did. Jealous?
Just did. Jealous?,When does he graduate high school?
When does he graduate high school?,"Oh, very jealous."
Time. Hey! Time. Judy! Time you guys. Hey!!,"Ya Vhol. What are you, a"
"Ya Vhol. What are you, a",Well it's time.
I call that a perfect day.,A perfect night.
A perfect night.,near. And a near perfect drug.
near. And a near perfect drug.,Hm. We should do it again.
Hm. We should do it again.,"Just every once in a blue moon, you know."
"Just every once in a blue moon, you know.",Hm. You think we should ask them for their landscaper?
Hm. You think we should ask them for their landscaper?,Hm. Do you like out of doors?
Hm. Do you like out of doors?,Not as a rule.
Not as a rule.,They didn't sign their tax returns!
What was it? What the was it?,Ryan's novel.
Ryan's novel.,Ryan's novel?
Don't get it.,"Well, it might be Clair. They're threatening not to come..."
"Well, it might be Clair. They're threatening not to come...",What?
What?,"They can't find a sitter... Hello? Excuse me? Yes, uh, hold on. Just a moment. It's Skye Davidson. She needs directions to the house. You invited Skye Davidson to our anniversary party?"
"They can't find a sitter... Hello? Excuse me? Yes, uh, hold on. Just a moment. It's Skye Davidson. She needs directions to the house. You invited Skye Davidson to our anniversary party?","Okay. I'm sorry, look, I meant to tell you. It was the only chance I had to meet her."
"Okay. I'm sorry, look, I meant to tell you. It was the only chance I had to meet her.",You invited her to our anniversary party? I didn't even invite my mother.
You invited her to our anniversary party? I didn't even invite my mother.,"She goes on location tomorrow. Sally, I'm sorry. Look, I can't keep her on hold."
"She goes on location tomorrow. Sally, I'm sorry. Look, I can't keep her on hold.","No, no of course not. It's Skye Davidson, for fuck's sake."
"No, no of course not. It's Skye Davidson, for fuck's sake.",You want me to uninvite her?
You want me to uninvite her?,"No, no of course not. How old is she?"
"And she's a stinking actress, for fuck's sake.","Skye! I'm so glad you're able to make it...it's our sixth, actually. You read the book again? Well, no, the ending to chapter six...it's just that it's not filmic. We tried it in an earlier draft, but, it just wasn't filmic... Well, sure, we can absolutely look at that again. If you're coming from Laurel, you want to take Sunset west, we're just past Will Rogers State Park. Three blocks west of that, you want to hang right. It's about three quarters of a mile up a big white thing on the left."
Yes.,Okay. Last one to find Otis is a smelly old bum.
"Someone left the gate open. Otis got out. Skye and I, well the... I came out of the house and the gate was wide open.",Oh for fuck's sake. Nobody uses that gate.
Don't be so sure.,"Listen to yourself... Don't worry, it's alright. We'll find him. What's wrong with you?"
"Listen to yourself... Don't worry, it's alright. We'll find him. What's wrong with you?",She left the gate open.
She left the gate open.,Well he can't have gone far.
Well he can't have gone far.,Can't have gone far? He's like a greyhound. He could be miles away.
Can't have gone far? He's like a greyhound. He could be miles away.,He'll find his way back.
He'll find his way back.,There are coyotes out there.
There are coyotes out there.,"Sally, calm down. We're not going to find him any quicker by you being hysterical."
Otis!!!!,Otis!!!!
Otis!!!!,"Otis, good boy, come here. Oh my oh my oh my"
"Otis, good boy, come here. Oh my oh my oh my",This is a nightmare. We should have kept him upstairs.
This is a nightmare. We should have kept him upstairs.,"It was done. When Sophia put the kids to bed, America brought Otis in the room and closed the door. It was done."
"It was done. When Sophia put the kids to bed, America brought Otis in the room and closed the door. It was done.",Well someone clearly let him out before Monica opened the gate.
Well someone clearly let him out before Monica opened the gate.,"Oh you, and Monica while you're at it. But I guess that's what I interrupted."
"Oh you, and Monica while you're at it. But I guess that's what I interrupted.","Jesus, Sally. You are a medical miracle. The only person who's ever taken ecstacy and become angrier."
"Jesus, Sally. You are a medical miracle. The only person who's ever taken ecstacy and become angrier.","Yeah, let's talk about that. You seem to be rather an expert. I don't remember in the last five months of counselling your ever mentioning ecstacy or going to rage parties."
"Yeah, let's talk about that. You seem to be rather an expert. I don't remember in the last five months of counselling your ever mentioning ecstacy or going to rage parties.",Rave parties?! That's so typical - you would think it was called rage. Perfect!
Rave parties?! That's so typical - you would think it was called rage. Perfect!,"What else don't I know about, Joe? Let's get really clear here."
"What else don't I know about, Joe? Let's get really clear here.","Sally, so I took a few pills. I went out dancing. I tried to forget how upset I was about splitting up with you. I haven't lied to you. I told you about the people I've slept with. I just didn't mention the few occasions I took drugs because you're so judgmental I knew I'd never hear the end of it, and you have so little faith and so little trust in me. Sally, we're back, I love you. Trust that. Please let's not do this."
"Sally, so I took a few pills. I went out dancing. I tried to forget how upset I was about splitting up with you. I haven't lied to you. I told you about the people I've slept with. I just didn't mention the few occasions I took drugs because you're so judgmental I knew I'd never hear the end of it, and you have so little faith and so little trust in me. Sally, we're back, I love you. Trust that. Please let's not do this.",Otis! Come! Good boy! Come!
Otis! Come! Good boy! Come!,Otis!
Otis!,I'm not sure we understand that word in the same way.
I'm not sure we understand that word in the same way.,Love?
Love?,You walked out on a five year marriage.
You walked out on a five year marriage.,That hasn't the first thing to do with love. It's whether we can live together... like this! All the time.
That hasn't the first thing to do with love. It's whether we can live together... like this! All the time.,It's not like this all the time.
It's not like this all the time.,DO I want anyone else? No. Do I want to be with you for the rest of my natural life? I'm trying.
DO I want anyone else? No. Do I want to be with you for the rest of my natural life? I'm trying.,And how hard it hit?
And how hard it hit?,"Just stop right there, Sally. We've been through this."
"Just stop right there, Sally. We've been through this.","You've been through it. That's how you love people. When it's easy for you, when it's convenient for you."
"You've been through it. That's how you love people. When it's easy for you, when it's convenient for you.","Sally, first of all, you're talking And second..."
"Sally, first of all, you're talking And second...","You want to talk about Lucy called you three times this week. She's a mess, Joe. Your sister is a mess. She needs you. I talk to her more than you do."
"You want to talk about Lucy called you three times this week. She's a mess, Joe. Your sister is a mess. She needs you. I talk to her more than you do.",That is not true.
That is not true.,"It is true. You know how you love, Joe? You dedicate a book to someone."
"It is true. You know how you love, Joe? You dedicate a book to someone.",Every novel I've had published in every language I've dedicated to Lucy.
Every novel I've had published in every language I've dedicated to Lucy.,Right. And when was the last time you spoke to her?
And how dare you cast Skye Davidson in that part? Have you any idea how humiliating that is for me? I'm an actress! It's about our marriage for fuck's sake. Everybody knows that...,It's a novel.
It's a novel.,About me!
About me!,"Who the do you think you are? The part of Genna is not just about you. It's about every woman I've ever loved in my entire life. Including my mother. The character is also clearly in her early twenties, Sally."
"Who the do you think you are? The part of Genna is not just about you. It's about every woman I've ever loved in my entire life. Including my mother. The character is also clearly in her early twenties, Sally.",What are you saying?
What are you saying?,Hello? Last birthday was?
Hello? Last birthday was?,"I don't look my age, Joe."
"I don't look my age, Joe.","Sally, I have never considered you for this part because you are too old to play it. And you are out of touch with reality if you think differently."
"Sally, I have never considered you for this part because you are too old to play it. And you are out of touch with reality if you think differently.",It's a novel anyway.
It's a novel anyway.,Well there you go. I let you off the hook. You're one lucky actress.
Well there you go. I let you off the hook. You're one lucky actress.,"Not really. I mean your books have always been pop, but this is the shallowest of the bunch. That's what all our friends think, anyway."
"Not really. I mean your books have always been pop, but this is the shallowest of the bunch. That's what all our friends think, anyway.","Okay. If we could've, by some miracle, stripped ten years off your face, still couldn't have got the thing made. Because I don't mean anything as a director, and your name doesn't mean all anymore. And the people that can hire you are afraid to, because they think you're phoning it in. That you don't have... Oh Christ, Sally."
"Okay. If we could've, by some miracle, stripped ten years off your face, still couldn't have got the thing made. Because I don't mean anything as a director, and your name doesn't mean all anymore. And the people that can hire you are afraid to, because they think you're phoning it in. That you don't have... Oh Christ, Sally.",Who? Who? Who thinks that?
Who? Who? Who thinks that?,"Your director and your co-star of your current movie. Don't dish if you can't take it, Sally."
"Your director and your co-star of your current movie. Don't dish if you can't take it, Sally.",Mac? Mac says it? Cal?
"Cal, too?","Sally, for Christ's sake."
"Sally, for Christ's sake.",Anyone else?
Anyone else?,This is insanity. Sally...
This is insanity. Sally...,Don't.
Don't.,Don't push me away.
Don't push me away.,I had an abortion two weeks ago.
I had an abortion two weeks ago.,Don't do this.
Don't do this.,I found out I was pregnant and it scared the out of me.
I found out I was pregnant and it scared the out of me.,Don't do this!
Don't do this!,I told you when we met I never wanted children. I don't want kids in my life. We talked about it. You weren't listening.
I told you when we met I never wanted children. I don't want kids in my life. We talked about it. You weren't listening.,You changed your mind.
You changed your mind.,I wanted you back.
You think this was to hurt you?! My Joe. It isn't about you.,What?! You aborted our child?!
What?! You aborted our child?!,I'm a monster. Exactly.
I'm a monster. Exactly.,You're not ready.
You're not ready.,"Don't make allowances. I'll never be ready. Some people just shouldn't have children. I'd be a terrible mother, Joe. I did want it for us. But I couldn't do it. I don't really think I can do it."
"Don't make allowances. I'll never be ready. Some people just shouldn't have children. I'd be a terrible mother, Joe. I did want it for us. But I couldn't do it. I don't really think I can do it.","I wasn't part of that picture at all, was I? I wasn't part of that decision. Did I occur to you at all? It's a farce. It's a farce. How long did you think you could keep it going. You're amazing. Do you have any idea what you've done to us?"
"I wasn't part of that picture at all, was I? I wasn't part of that decision. Did I occur to you at all? It's a farce. It's a farce. How long did you think you could keep it going. You're amazing. Do you have any idea what you've done to us?",Yes.
Yes.,I'll never forgive you.
I'll never forgive you.,I know.
I know.,I have no idea who you are.
No.,Okay.
Okay.,"Pretty much a disaster, tonight, wasn't it?"
"Pretty much a disaster, tonight, wasn't it?",I guess.
I guess.,"Life gets messy. messy. But I don't understand you. And I don't think I ever understood Lucy. I don't understand throwing it away. How do you throw all that away? Any of it. I want it all. You guys want guarantees? I want the possibilities. And all kinds of comes with that. A lot of bad And I think that's okay with me because, because of the rest of the stuff. All the good All the surprises. It's a miracle when you come down to it. We'd have had amazing children, you and me. We'd have had a ride. You'd have surprised yourself. I'll never love anybody else, you know."
"Life gets messy. messy. But I don't understand you. And I don't think I ever understood Lucy. I don't understand throwing it away. How do you throw all that away? Any of it. I want it all. You guys want guarantees? I want the possibilities. And all kinds of comes with that. A lot of bad And I think that's okay with me because, because of the rest of the stuff. All the good All the surprises. It's a miracle when you come down to it. We'd have had amazing children, you and me. We'd have had a ride. You'd have surprised yourself. I'll never love anybody else, you know.",Me too.
Me too.,That's under lock and key.
That's under lock and key.,Me too.
Stop being such a Sal.,I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.,It was a mistake. This isn't a plot to do in Otis.
"I was faking it. I've been feeling caged for sometime. Funny, huh?","No, it's not..."
Are you making an of yourself?,"There's only you, Ryan. You know what, Ryan? You're beautiful. I love you so much... You need..."
"There's only you, Ryan. You know what, Ryan? You're beautiful. I love you so much... You need...",I don't need a drug.
I don't need a drug.,"You need a good review and you'll be fine. The whole color of the world will change, mark my words."
"Jesus Christ, it's a dog!","Don't go in, Ryan."
"Don't go in, Ryan.",What?
What?,"Let's just go home, okay?"
I'm sorry.,There's a sign on the gate.
There's a sign on the gate.,I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.,"You cow, can't you read?!"
"You cow, can't you read?!",I...
I...,How long ago was it?
"Otis!! Shostakovich identified with the Jew. He felt persecuted, hunted, crushed under the thumb of Stalinist imperialism.","Not to mention Andrew Zhdanov... Otis, come!!"
"Not to mention Andrew Zhdanov... Otis, come!!",Andre Zhdanov? How the do you know about Andre Zhdanov?
Andre Zhdanov? How the do you know about Andre Zhdanov?,"Who doesn't know about the infamous composer's conference of 1948 where Zhdanov persecuted the leaders of Soviet Music - Shostakovich, Prokofieve, and Myaskovsky."
"Who doesn't know about the infamous composer's conference of 1948 where Zhdanov persecuted the leaders of Soviet Music - Shostakovich, Prokofieve, and Myaskovsky.","I'll tell you who doesn't know, cute girls don't know."
"I'll tell you who doesn't know, cute girls don't know.",Do Peter Sellers again.
Do Peter Sellers again.,Otis you crazy dog! Otis are you in this forsaken Canyon? My people are very hungry.
Otis you crazy dog! Otis are you in this forsaken Canyon? My people are very hungry.,"I just did a movie about Bob Yar, I played Gittle, the Jewish milkmaid who gets shot in the head, and they used Shostakovich's 13th Symphony."
"I just did a movie about Bob Yar, I played Gittle, the Jewish milkmaid who gets shot in the head, and they used Shostakovich's 13th Symphony.",Set to the poem of Yetveshenko!
Set to the poem of Yetveshenko!,"Exactly! So I dug it, and I did a lot of research."
"Exactly! So I dug it, and I did a lot of research.","Do you really, you really, like Shostakovich?"
"Do you really, you really, like Shostakovich?",Yeah.
Yeah.,"Would you, like, marry him?"
"Would you, like, marry him?","If he were still alive, maybe."
"If he were still alive, maybe.",How about someone who really really liked Shostakovich?
How about someone who really really liked Shostakovich?,Are you asking me to marry you?
Are you asking me to marry you?,"No, I'm just testing to see how deeply perverted and impulsive you are."
"No, I'm just testing to see how deeply perverted and impulsive you are.",Very.
Very.,"Oh good, I'm worse... Are you really twenty-two?"
"Oh good, I'm worse... Are you really twenty-two?",Who told you that? No. I'm twenty... Five.
"Oh, Jesus, Panes. I can't, I can't believe that is in my house.",You don't know she's a
You don't know she's a,"She's all over him, are you blind?"
"She's all over him, are you blind?",It could be worse.
It could be worse.,How?
How?,She could be playing the role in Joe's movie that should be yours.
She could be playing the role in Joe's movie that should be yours.,"you, Panes."
"you, Panes.","You see, that's worse."
"You see, that's worse.",I just wanted tonight to be with the people we love.
I just wanted tonight to be with the people we love.,Like your business managers?
Like your business managers?,"They're not just our business managers, Panes."
"They're not just our business managers, Panes.","Oh, okay, forgive me. Your neighbors are here, for fuck's sake."
"Oh, okay, forgive me. Your neighbors are here, for fuck's sake.",Exactly what I mean. It's all ruined.
Exactly what I mean. It's all ruined.,"It's not ruined, for fuck's sake. It's one of your parties."
"It's not ruined, for fuck's sake. It's one of your parties.",I don't want it to be just one of our parties.
I don't want it to be just one of our parties.,"""How are you really doing, Panes?"" ""Lousy, thank you, I'm falling apart."""
"""How are you really doing, Panes?"" ""Lousy, thank you, I'm falling apart.""",Like the last time.
Like the last time.,"No. No, not like the last time. She was the rest of my life."
"No. No, not like the last time. She was the rest of my life.",Like the last time.
Like the last time.,I wasn't finished.
I wasn't finished.,Okay.
Okay.,"""We can't stand seeing you like this, Panes. I hate you being alone. Why don't you stay with us for a while?"" ""I'd love to, thanks."""
"""We can't stand seeing you like this, Panes. I hate you being alone. Why don't you stay with us for a while?"" ""I'd love to, thanks.""","It's our anniversary, Panes."
"It's our anniversary, Panes.",I didn't hear me say tonight.
I didn't hear me say tonight.,We're just feeling our way back.
We're just feeling our way back.,"""Otherwise, we'd insist on your being here."""
"""Otherwise, we'd insist on your being here.""",You know it's true.
"Well, I don't trust her. I never have.","She took our wedding photos, for chrissakes. You don't trust anyone."
"She took our wedding photos, for chrissakes. You don't trust anyone.",I trust you.
I trust you.,Oh Soph...
Oh Soph...,You'll hate it in London. It's wet and miserable. A medical hellhole Sally. It's socialized. Beds in the corridors. Terrible plumbing.
You'll hate it in London. It's wet and miserable. A medical hellhole Sally. It's socialized. Beds in the corridors. Terrible plumbing.,"And the food sucks, I know."
"And the food sucks, I know.","You are not having your baby in London. You're going to have your baby at Cedars in Beverly Hills, America, delivered by Dr. Milton Cohen. Period. And you're getting that epidural right away, don't let anyone talk you into any of that Lamase There's no excuse for pain like that."
"You are not having your baby in London. You're going to have your baby at Cedars in Beverly Hills, America, delivered by Dr. Milton Cohen. Period. And you're getting that epidural right away, don't let anyone talk you into any of that Lamase There's no excuse for pain like that.",Sophia! I'm not even pregnant!
Sophia! I'm not even pregnant!,Well good. Thank
Well good. Thank,Let's go in the kitchen and spy on everyone.
Let's go in the kitchen and spy on everyone.,"Oh honey, let's."
"What do you mean, thank","Well, are you sure about this baby thing? It's not the ticking clock is it?"
"Well, are you sure about this baby thing? It's not the ticking clock is it?","No, no, not at all... I mean I've still got plenty of time. Don't I? I mean I still have a good six years, whatever. We could have three kids yet, if we wanted. And I know I've always said I never wanted kids, and I didn't... but this year, I really, truly, feel ready..."
"No, no, not at all... I mean I've still got plenty of time. Don't I? I mean I still have a good six years, whatever. We could have three kids yet, if we wanted. And I know I've always said I never wanted kids, and I didn't... but this year, I really, truly, feel ready...","Honey, I'm not worried about you. You are going to be a fantastic mom. Not an issue. I pressed you, remember? Joe, on the other hand, is a different story."
"Honey, I'm not worried about you. You are going to be a fantastic mom. Not an issue. I pressed you, remember? Joe, on the other hand, is a different story.","Oh Soph, Joe loves kids. Joe wants kids. Joe thinks he needs kids."
"Oh Soph, Joe loves kids. Joe wants kids. Joe thinks he needs kids.","He wants playmates. Oh he's a sweetheart, Sal, you know I love him. But he's not going to be a good father. He's just not parenting material."
"He wants playmates. Oh he's a sweetheart, Sal, you know I love him. But he's not going to be a good father. He's just not parenting material.","Hey, let's sit down. I bet the rug feels really nice against your skin."
"You don't have kids to keep a marriage together, Sally. It's only five months since Joe came back.",We're fine. We're great. We're having a baby and we're moving to London.
We're fine. We're great. We're having a baby and we're moving to London.,"Well, you weren't fine last summer when you went Sylvia Plath on me in Connecticut."
"Well, you weren't fine last summer when you went Sylvia Plath on me in Connecticut.",Not nice. Not kind.
Not nice. Not kind.,Ha! Not half so not kind as your husband was in his portrayal of you in his novel.
Ha! Not half so not kind as your husband was in his portrayal of you in his novel.,Why are you doing this?
Why are you doing this?,"His image of you is a possessive, fragile neurotic."
"His image of you is a possessive, fragile neurotic.","But I am a possessive, fragile neurotic."
"But I am a possessive, fragile neurotic.","No you are not. You're Sally Nash. Listen to me, you're Sally Nash. You're my best friend and I love you more than anyone, and you're not going to move to London to have the offspring of a sexually ambivalent man-child. ""Oh now I'm a novelist, oh now I'm a director..."" English Joe Therrian who's probably going to leave you for Skye Davidson anyway."
I -- <u>hate</u> -- you.,Well I guess that makes us even.
Well I guess that makes us even.,Ha! Don't make me laugh. You're crazy about me! That's why you lied and cheated to get near me!
Ha! Don't make me laugh. You're crazy about me! That's why you lied and cheated to get near me!,"Oh come on, <u>you're</u> the one who came after me -- the swarthy, earthy, sensual worker!"
"Oh come on, <u>you're</u> the one who came after me -- the swarthy, earthy, sensual worker!",I was <u>slumming it</u>! I danced with you because you were the most pathetic specimen in the place!
I was <u>slumming it</u>! I danced with you because you were the most pathetic specimen in the place!,Is that the same standard you used to choose General Formica?
Is that the same standard you used to choose General Formica?,I <u>didn't</u> choose him. What kind of <u>idiot</u> would... ...<u>choose</u> who she wanted to marry?
"Now, worker, you shall take me back to the colony, and have your head cut off and stuck on a sharp pole!","Well, that's an appealing offer, but...considering the options... You go back. Me, I'm going to Insectopia."
"Well, that's an appealing offer, but...considering the options... You go back. Me, I'm going to Insectopia.","<u>Insectopia</u>? You worker, that's just a fairy tale!"
"<u>Insectopia</u>? You worker, that's just a fairy tale!","Yeah, well I have it on a reliable source... that it exists. Now you follow the yellow egg... <u>That</u> direction."
"Yeah, well I have it on a reliable source... that it exists. Now you follow the yellow egg... <u>That</u> direction.",Worker! Come back here now!
Worker! Come back here now!,I've got a <u>name</u>. It's <u>Z</u>.
I've got a <u>name</u>. It's <u>Z</u>.,That's not a name! That's just a letter!
Who is that idiot?,"Darling, you must encourage the troops -- wave!"
"What are you doing?! ATTACK!! Come on, you yellow-bellies! Don't just stand there, Carpenter! Make an example of yourself!","Uh, actually, we <u>are</u> outnumbered sir..."
I didn't mean it that way -- I was just talking to him on the phone -- he's very concerned about you.,He doesn't give a about me.
He doesn't give a about me.,"Oh, you're wrong. He told me --"
"Oh, you're wrong. He told me --",He's a liar. But that's not the worst part of it -- the worst part is -- I still love him.
"Oh, Buddy-boy. I was just about to call you. I'm sorry about that mess on the living room wall. You see, my little friend, she kept insisting Picasso was a bum -- so she started to do that mural -- but I'm sure it will wash off -- just eyebrow pencil.",It's not Picasso I'm calling about. It's the key -- to my apartment -- you were supposed to leave it under the mat.
It's not Picasso I'm calling about. It's the key -- to my apartment -- you were supposed to leave it under the mat.,"I did, didn't I? I distinctly remember bending over and putting it there --"
"I did, didn't I? I distinctly remember bending over and putting it there --","Oh, I found a key there, all right -- only it's the wrong key."
"Oh, I found a key there, all right -- only it's the wrong key.","It is? Well, how about that? No wonder I couldn't get into the executive washroom this morning."
"It is? Well, how about that? No wonder I couldn't get into the executive washroom this morning.",And I couldn't get into my apartment -- so at four a. m. I had to wake up the landlady and give her a whole song and dance about going out to mail a letter and the door slamming shut.
And I couldn't get into my apartment -- so at four a. m. I had to wake up the landlady and give her a whole song and dance about going out to mail a letter and the door slamming shut.,"That's a shame. I'll send the key right down. And about your promotion -- -- I'm sending that efficiency report right up to Mr. Sheldrake, in Personnel. I wouldn't be surprised if you heard from him before the day is over."
"That's a shame. I'll send the key right down. And about your promotion -- -- I'm sending that efficiency report right up to Mr. Sheldrake, in Personnel. I wouldn't be surprised if you heard from him before the day is over.","Thank you, Mr. Dobisch."
You fool -- you fool.,"Come on, Fran."
"Come on, Fran.","Goodbye, Mr. Baxter."
Sorry it took me so long on the phone. But we're all set.,All set for what?
All set for what?,I rented a car -- it's going to be here at one o'clock -- we're driving to Atlantic City.
I rented a car -- it's going to be here at one o'clock -- we're driving to Atlantic City.,Atlantic City?
Atlantic City?,I know it's a drag -- but you can't find a hotel room in town -- not on New Year's Eve.
I know it's a drag -- but you can't find a hotel room in town -- not on New Year's Eve.,"Ring out the old year, ring in the new. Ring-a-ding-ding."
"Ring out the old year, ring in the new. Ring-a-ding-ding.","I didn't plan it this way, Fran -- actually, it's all Baxter's fault."
"I didn't plan it this way, Fran -- actually, it's all Baxter's fault.",Baxter?
Baxter?,He wouldn't give me the key to the apartment.
He wouldn't give me the key to the apartment.,He wouldn't.
He wouldn't.,Just walked out on me -- quit -- threw that big job right in my face.
Just walked out on me -- quit -- threw that big job right in my face.,The nerve.
The nerve.,"That little punk -- after all I did for him! He said I couldn't bring anybody to his apartment -- especially not Miss Kubelik. What's he got against you, anyway?"
"That little punk -- after all I did for him! He said I couldn't bring anybody to his apartment -- especially not Miss Kubelik. What's he got against you, anyway?",I don't know. I guess that's the way it crumbles -- cookie-wise.
I don't know. I guess that's the way it crumbles -- cookie-wise.,What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?,I'd spell it out for you -- only I can't spell.
Who the are you?,Moonby. Got any Winstons?
Moonby. Got any Winstons?,Moonby what?
Moonby what?,"Moonby, 4th battalion, Royal Australian Regiment, Task Force. Ex-Corporal Moonby, deserted."
"Moonby, 4th battalion, Royal Australian Regiment, Task Force. Ex-Corporal Moonby, deserted.",What is this?
So what happened ?,"He was working A.R.V.N. patrols and had one a them little cocky Lieutenants -- anyhow, the Lieutenant took his new one day, sat on the end of the dock, and wouldn't give it back."
"He was working A.R.V.N. patrols and had one a them little cocky Lieutenants -- anyhow, the Lieutenant took his new one day, sat on the end of the dock, and wouldn't give it back.",Yeah -- typical A.R.V.N.
Yeah -- typical A.R.V.N.,"Then went too far -- he sat there and starts mutilating the centerfold. Poking pins in her an' all that. Sergeant says, don't do her like that. You leave your little hands off that girl. Lieutenant says you in Vietnamese -- Sergeant says, don't do that again. You'll wish you hadn't. Then he stood up, flicked his iron to rock and roll and gave the little zero a long burst through the mag. Man, it blew him clean off the dock -- just the magazine was floatin' there all full of holes."
I've arranged with those people we saw at Hau to give us some 50 caliber in trade for a couple a drums of fuel --,No
No,Chef -- since you're such a fan of Miss December's I think you should be detailed with Lance and Clean to take the first drum up there.
Chef -- since you're such a fan of Miss December's I think you should be detailed with Lance and Clean to take the first drum up there.,I don't believe you --
"There's some bad holes, man, and the cracks -- water's coming through the cracks. Food's shot to",How much is left?
How much is left?,Less than half -- sure is a mess down there.
"You forgot the mangoes, didn't you?",Mangoes? There as a tiger in the woods -- I could've been eaten alive. I'm never going into that jungle again. I gotta remember never get out of the boat; never get outta the boat.
"Elevate Lance, in the tree. No, I saw another.","Thirty meters up, Lance; I saw the flash."
"What're you trying to say, Captain --","You'll see soon enough -- get going, sailor --"
"You'll see soon enough -- get going, sailor --",No -- hot --
Get in there !,"This is my crew and my boat, and I'm the responsible party."
"This is my crew and my boat, and I'm the responsible party.",Get in there now or I'll bury you in this river.
What the is it?,In the middle of the jungle -- a light.
Jesus -- that guy's too much.,I wonder if that was the same copter.
"Where've you been riding, Lance?",I haven't surfed since I got here.
I haven't surfed since I got here.,"That's terrible -- we'll change that -- I'd like to see you work -- I've always liked your cutback; got a of a left turn, too."
Good swell.,"What, sir?"
"What, sir?",I said it's a good swell -- of a good swell 'bout six feet. Let's get a look at it.
"Why the didn't you tell me about that place -- a good left. There aren't any good left slides in this whole, country. It's all beach break.","It's hairy ,though. That's where we lost McDonnel -- they shot the out of us. It's Charlie's point."
"It's hairy ,though. That's where we lost McDonnel -- they shot the out of us. It's Charlie's point.",How big it is?
How big it is?,Six to eight feet.
We'll come in low out of the rising sun -- We'll put on the music about a mile out.,Music?
Music?,Yeah. Classical stuff -- scares the out of the slopes -- the boys love it.
"I'm waiting for the boat, Colonel.","It'll get here, soldier."
I said get the out ! I'm going to the little myself tomorrow. He's only stayed alive this long because he's a good orderly and medic. He knows how to use a hypodermic.,"You're gonna get hit tonight, bad -- a whole regiment of NVA regulars."
"You're gonna get hit tonight, bad -- a whole regiment of NVA regulars.","That's right, the little But they are noble little noble. Because they fight with their guts, like animals. And for an idea ! That's rich. We fight with ingenious machines and fire, like Gods, and for nothing. But I'll call in a major blotto airstrike tonight. We'll have ourselves a helluva airstrike tonight, a lightshow. How do you like The Doors': 'C'mon Baby Light My Fire...'"
No -- I don't want to sleep. I want to think. Water. Give me water.,You can't have water after morphine.
You can't have water after morphine.,Still playing by the rules. You're a good kiler.
Still playing by the rules. You're a good kiler.,How's the pain?
How's the pain?,How's yours?
How's yours?,I can handle it.
I can handle it.,Pain is easy to handle -- but nobility.. the nobility of a man is judged by how much Truth he can handle.
Pain is easy to handle -- but nobility.. the nobility of a man is judged by how much Truth he can handle.,What Truth?
What Truth?,"The truth that you were sent here to me, ans so far you haven't done it. And do you know why? Yes, you know why. Your mission makes about as much sense as those idiots who sent you on it. ! Schmuck ! How long does it take you to figure out that nobody knows what they're doing here. Except me."
How did we get here?,"Because of all the things we do, the thing we do best -- is lie."
"Because of all the things we do, the thing we do best -- is lie.",I think think a lie stinks.
I think think a lie stinks.,"Oh Captain, that is so true."
"Oh Captain, that is so true.",Stinks. I could never figure -- I could never figure how they can teach boys how to bomb villages with -- and not let them write the word 'fuck' on their airplanes.
Are you finished surfing?,Yeah... thanks.
Yeah... thanks.,Want to say goodbye to the Colonel?
Want to say goodbye to the Colonel?,Nah.
Nah.,Then let's get the out of here.
What's this tiger,No I think I shot the out of him.
No I think I shot the out of him.,You think?
You think?,I wasn't looking.. I was running.
"But lemme tell you, he is the most dangerous thing in every way that I've come on so far. He wanted to shoot me. The first thing he said is, 'I'm going to shoot you because you are a deserter.' I said I didn't desert from your army, I deserted from my army. He said, 'I'm going to shoot you just the same.'",Why didn't he shoot you?
Why didn't he shoot you?,"I've asked myself that question. I said to myself, why didn't he shoot me? He didn't shoot me, because I had a stash like you wouldn't believe. I hid it in the jungle; the wealth of the Orient: Marijuana -- Hashish -- -- cocaine -- uncut the Gold of the Golden Triangle. and Acid -- I make Koolaid that makes purple Owsley come on like Now I'm Kurtz' own Disciple -- I listen he talks. About everything ! Everything. I forgot there's such a thing as sleep. Everything. Of love, too."
"You came right to it, son of a --",Son of a sir.
First you save my now you want to me. Make up your mind.,134 CONTINUED:
A certain sonofabitch -more-,28 CONTINUED:
You got two counts against you -- trapping out of season and poaching on restricted land.,"Can't be much of a crime, if all they got minding the area is a cocky kid."
"Can't be much of a crime, if all they got minding the area is a cocky kid.","I got your plate number, Maybe you feel like spending a few months in jail."
How the were they smart enough to find us?,Smart? Sure. That's why I'm sitting in this plane and they're down there blowing me kisses.
Why in you care enough about me to die taking me in?,I don't plan on dying.
Where in Meyerling dig you up?,You know Meyerling?
You know Meyerling?,Sure. The People's Friend. Kiss your with precision if there's a vote in it.
Sure love to know where you fit in up here.,I'm here to do my job.
I'm here to do my job.,"You want to fool yourself about that job, fine. shame you have to drag your girlfriend along. You think a woman like that will be happy making moose stew for a man -more-"
"Don't judge me. You're a joke, coming here from a culture, telling us what to do!","Yeah, it is up -- but it's not too late to keep that from happening here."
"Yeah, it is up -- but it's not too late to keep that from happening here.","All you do is keep folks from working the land, living like they're meant to. You don't understand Trappers, hunters -- we're part of the environment. Who's protecting us? I've seen plenty like you. So -more-"
Don't push me..!,Cowardly I'm in handcuffs and I still scare the out of you.
"You were real resourceful out there. Got me thinking of this perimeter man, froze all his fingers one winter. So he hacked the tips off and sharpened the exposed bones. Gets along better than ever. Yeah, maybe I underestimated you.",I liked you better frozen. You didn't talk so much.
I liked you better frozen. You didn't talk so much.,"You're lucky, glimpsing this country before it's ruined, gone for good. You saw wonders you'd only dreamed of. That alone makes you different than the sorry bastards back where you came from, because you have dreamt them."
"Snow's to their advantage, kid. You can't see them, but soon as that plane comes, they'll sure as know where we're going. Wise up. Take me to the Yukon. I'll give you that money and guarantee you'll walk away.",Why offer a buyoff with your gunmen waiting outside?
Why offer a buyoff with your gunmen waiting outside?,"The time has passed for men like them and me. I know it. But they're still fighting for survival, like cornered animals. That's why they'll you. -more-"
"Sam, listen -- I shot to defend my man. Other guy drew first.","If that was all, fine. But carving him up, stranding the others, that's too much. Is everything that walks, crawls, flies or swims fair game to you?"
"If that was all, fine. But carving him up, stranding the others, that's too much. Is everything that walks, crawls, flies or swims fair game to you?",I'll get loose before that plane comes.
I'll get loose before that plane comes.,Don't try me. I'll you if it comes to it.
Mr. Desmond! Arthur Neff. Area rep for the Federal Assistance Plan. Tell the boys in DC to keep those goodies coming.,Sure.
Sure.,"Snowplow, generator, TV dish... we get the Channel! Here, this is for you."
"You don't mind me saying, Mr. Desmond, you look like","Have you heard anything from the girl staying with me, Anne Marie?"
"Have you heard anything from the girl staying with me, Anne Marie?","Not a thing. What's going on? Mr. Meyerling was here, all steamed up, looking for you."
"Not a thing. What's going on? Mr. Meyerling was here, all steamed up, looking for you.","Look, Neff, I've got Ben Corbett with me --"
"Look, Neff, I've got Ben Corbett with me --",-- Here?! Where's Wilder?
-- Here?! Where's Wilder?,"Back at my place... he, uh, broke his leg."
"I was just on my way to your ladyfriend's, but I guess she found you.",Yeah. Sorry I barked at you last night.
Yeah. Sorry I barked at you last night.,"I'm the one should be sorry... Kenai, always out for a score. I never should've let him go over there."
I'm too old for this,Any idea who could've done it?
Why the smirk?,Bet I could make some money turning Ben Corbett in. Maybe more for lettin' him loose. I was up in my cache. Saw the Northland man come talk to you.
Bet I could make some money turning Ben Corbett in. Maybe more for lettin' him loose. I was up in my cache. Saw the Northland man come talk to you.,You're out of your greedy mind.
You're out of your greedy mind.,Corbett coming here stinks of trouble. We should make the best of it before it turns around and bites us in the
Corbett coming here stinks of trouble. We should make the best of it before it turns around and bites us in the,Stay out of it.
LeMalle. We got a problem. Where's Mitchell?,"Viking Bob! Mitchell's inside, boring"
"I called the cops in Fairbanks, see when Ben is standing trial. They don't know about Ben or Wilder!",Get the out of here.
Get the out of here.,It's a three-hour flight. They shoulda got there yesterday.
It's a three-hour flight. They shoulda got there yesterday.,Maybe they went back to Devil's Cauldron.
I ain't gonna leave a seven- hundred-dollar Remington behind.,What you gonna do with it? Large bore's for on small game.
What you gonna do with it? Large bore's for on small game.,Not in the right hands it ain't.
Thought that door was open last night...,Quit around. Get in.
"Look, we pull Ben's out of the fire, I'll get you a whole crate of Snickers bars.",I'm right fuckin' here with you.
Kenai's PA -- but how the she seein' us?,Doesn't matter. We know where they're going. C'mon.
It's Sam Wilder!,"Musta wanted to keep him from the bears. If Ben killed him, he sure as wouldn't hang him up like this."
"Musta wanted to keep him from the bears. If Ben killed him, he sure as wouldn't hang him up like this.",Where's the kid?
"I don't know... It's very strange not feeling that panic thing inside you all the time. Without that you just start thinking about yourself -- and what does that ever get anybody. Today, on the bus there was this adorable couple and I felt myself giving them a dirty look -- I had no idea everything was...",Go ahead.
Go ahead.,"... moving in the wrong direction... Away from when I even remembered what it was like to have a man to... anything... hold -- sorry -- hands with, for Christ's sake. I was feeling like really bad that Dr. Bettes is married. Which is probably why I make poor Spencer hug me more than he wants to... Like the poor kid doesn't have enough problems. He has to make up for his mom not getting any. Oh, boy. Who needs these thoughts?"
"... moving in the wrong direction... Away from when I even remembered what it was like to have a man to... anything... hold -- sorry -- hands with, for Christ's sake. I was feeling like really bad that Dr. Bettes is married. Which is probably why I make poor Spencer hug me more than he wants to... Like the poor kid doesn't have enough problems. He has to make up for his mom not getting any. Oh, boy. Who needs these thoughts?","Spencer's doing fine. So what are you saying, that you're frustr..."
"Spencer's doing fine. So what are you saying, that you're frustr...","Leave me be! Why are you doing this? Why are you picking at my sores... What is it that you want?... You want what? What's with you? I hope getting me thinking of everything that's wrong when all I want is to not do this has some purpose. What is it, Mom? No kidding."
How long has he been having problems?,Since forever.
Since forever.,Have they done blood tests on him?
Have they done blood tests on him?,Yes.
Yes.,Only in the emergency room or when he was well.
Only in the emergency room or when he was well.,Emergency room only.
Emergency room only.,Have they done skin testing for allergies?
Have they done skin testing for allergies?,No.
No.,They haven't done the standard scratch test. Where they make small injections into the skin?
They haven't done the standard scratch test. Where they make small injections into the skin?,No. I asked. They said it's not covered under my plan. And it's not necessary anyway.
No. I asked. They said it's not covered under my plan. And it's not necessary anyway.,It's amazing these things weren't done.
It's amazing these things weren't done.,H.M.O. piece of I'm sorry... forgive me.
H.M.O. piece of I'm sorry... forgive me.,"No. Actually, I think that's their technical name."
"No. Actually, I think that's their technical name.","Once the tests come back, is there someone I can reach in your office for the results?"
"Once the tests come back, is there someone I can reach in your office for the results?",Me. My home number is on this card.
Me. My home number is on this card.,His home number.
This is not a sexist thing. If you were a waiter I would still be here saying...,Are you totally gone? This is my private home...
Are you totally gone? This is my private home...,I am trying to keep emotions out of this. Even though this is an important issue to me and I have strong feelings about the subject.
I am trying to keep emotions out of this. Even though this is an important issue to me and I have strong feelings about the subject.,What subject? That I wasn't there to take from you and bring you eggs? Do you have any control over how creepy you allow yourself to get?
What subject? That I wasn't there to take from you and bring you eggs? Do you have any control over how creepy you allow yourself to get?,"Yes, I do, as a matter of fact... and to prove it I have not gotten personal and you have. Why aren't you at work? You're not sick -- you don't look sick... just very tired and bitter."
"Yes, I do, as a matter of fact... and to prove it I have not gotten personal and you have. Why aren't you at work? You're not sick -- you don't look sick... just very tired and bitter.","My son is sick, okay?"
Hi.,"Thanks for being on time... Carol, the waitress, this is Simon, the"
"Thanks for being on time... Carol, the waitress, this is Simon, the","Hello... Oh, my who did that to you?"
That's not true. Some of us have great stories... pretty stories that take place at lakes with boats and friends and noodle salad. Just not anybody in this car. But lots of people -- that's their story -- good times and noodle salad... and that's what makes it hard. Not that you had it bad but being that that so many had it good.,No.
"If you ask me... I'll say, ""yes.""",There are lots of reason... I had a thought that if you had with Simon it might...
There are lots of reason... I had a thought that if you had with Simon it might...,with Simon?
with Simon?,It's one idea...
It's one idea...,That's why you brought me? Look at me! Is that really why you brought me... Like I'm a what and I owe you what?!
That's why you brought me? Look at me! Is that really why you brought me... Like I'm a what and I owe you what?!,"I don't know why I brought you -- that idea occurred to me is all... It came out first... Hey, you kiss him -- me... He says he loves you. You two hit it off. But you don't want to... fine... Forget what I said about with Simon. It was a mistake."
"I don't know why I brought you -- that idea occurred to me is all... It came out first... Hey, you kiss him -- me... He says he loves you. You two hit it off. But you don't want to... fine... Forget what I said about with Simon. It was a mistake.",I'll never forget you said it.
I'll never forget you said it.,It was a mistake.
We held each other. It was better than What I need he gave me great.,I just love her. How're you doing?
"Simon, you've got to get dressed.","What I know is that as long as you keep your work zipped up around me, I don't give a what or where you shove your show. Are we being neighbors for now?"
Okay. So you call 911 and don't leave your name -- even a dumb geezer should know that emergency automatically pulls up your name. How come you make a mistake like that?,How come you're pretending to do cop work -- 'cause I don't think you could find your if you were spotted the hole.
How come you're pretending to do cop work -- 'cause I don't think you could find your if you were spotted the hole.,What?
What?,Just move on. No one here killed him.
Just move on. No one here killed him.,"Oh, is he dead?"
"Oh, is he dead?",Ask him.
Ask him.,"We will if we can and if we can't, we'll come back and ask you again and again."
Did you... do something to him?,Do you realize that I work at him?
Do you realize that I work at him?,"No, I didn't."
"No, I didn't.",Do you like to be interrupt when you are danging around in your little garden?
Do you like to be interrupt when you are danging around in your little garden?,"No... actually, I even shut the phone off and put a little piece of cardboard in the ringer so no one can just buzz me from d..."
"No... actually, I even shut the phone off and put a little piece of cardboard in the ringer so no one can just buzz me from d...","Well, I work all the time. So never, never again interrupt me. Okay? I mean, never. Not 30 years from now... not if there's fire. Not even if you hear a thud from inside my home and a week later there's a smell from in there that can only come from a decaying body and you have to hold a hanky against your face because the stench is so thick you think you're going to faint even then don't come knocking or, if it's election night and you're excited and want to celebrate because some you dated has been elected the first President of the United States... and he's going to put you up in Camp David and you just want to share the moment with someone... don't knock ... not on this door. Not for anything. Got me. Sweetheart?"
"Well, I work all the time. So never, never again interrupt me. Okay? I mean, never. Not 30 years from now... not if there's fire. Not even if you hear a thud from inside my home and a week later there's a smell from in there that can only come from a decaying body and you have to hold a hanky against your face because the stench is so thick you think you're going to faint even then don't come knocking or, if it's election night and you're excited and want to celebrate because some you dated has been elected the first President of the United States... and he's going to put you up in Camp David and you just want to share the moment with someone... don't knock ... not on this door. Not for anything. Got me. Sweetheart?",Yes. It's not a subtle point you're making.
Yes. It's not a subtle point you're making.,"Okay, then."
If you'll excuse me I'm not feeling so well.,It smells like in here?
It smells like in here?,Go away.
Go away.,That cleaning woman doesn't...
That cleaning woman doesn't...,"Please, just leave."
"Please, just leave.",Where are all your party friends?
Where are all your party friends?,Get out.
Nothing worse than having to feel this way in front of you?,"Nellie, you're a disgrace to depression."
"Nellie, you're a disgrace to depression.",Rot in Melvin.
Rot in Melvin.,No need to stop being a lady... quit worrying -- you'll be back on your knees in no time.
I haven't been sleeping. I haven't been clear or felt like myself. I'm in trouble. Some son of a is burning my bridges behind my back... But the tiredness -- boy... Not just sleepy.,But sick -- nauseous -- where everything looks distorted and everything inside just aches -- when you can barely get up the will to complain.
But sick -- nauseous -- where everything looks distorted and everything inside just aches -- when you can barely get up the will to complain.,Yeah...
What did she say?,"I'm a great guy -- ""extraordinary""... ... and she doesn't want contact with me. I'm dying here."
"I'm a great guy -- ""extraordinary""... ... and she doesn't want contact with me. I'm dying here.",Because... ... you love her?
Because... ... you love her?,No... and you're supposed to be sensitive and sharp.
No... and you're supposed to be sensitive and sharp.,"Okay... you tell me why -- ""You're dying here."""
"Okay... you tell me why -- ""You're dying here.""",I don't know... Let me sleep on it and figure it out. Because I'm stuck! Can't go back to what I had... She's evicted me from my life.
I don't know... Let me sleep on it and figure it out. Because I'm stuck! Can't go back to what I had... She's evicted me from my life.,Did you like it that much?
Did you like it that much?,"It was better than this... Look, you, I'm very intelligent. If you're going to give me advice or conversation or consolation or hope, you got to be better than you're doing. If you can't be at least momentarily interesting than shut the up. I'm drowning and you're describing water."
"It was better than this... Look, you, I'm very intelligent. If you're going to give me advice or conversation or consolation or hope, you got to be better than you're doing. If you can't be at least momentarily interesting than shut the up. I'm drowning and you're describing water.",Picking on me won't help.
Picking on me won't help.,"Well, if that's true then I'm really in trouble."
"Well, if that's true then I'm really in trouble.",But you know where you're lucky?
But you know where you're lucky?,Absolutely not.
Absolutely not.,You know who you want. I'll take your seat any day. So do something... don't sleep on it... go over there. I don't think anybody should ever sleep on anything -- it's not always good to let things calm down.
You know who you want. I'll take your seat any day. So do something... don't sleep on it... go over there. I don't think anybody should ever sleep on anything -- it's not always good to let things calm down.,Hey... I'm charged here. But she might me for showing up this late.
Hey... I'm charged here. But she might me for showing up this late.,Then get in your jammies and I'll read you a story... I think you've got a chance. The only real enemy you have is her ability to think logically -- the best thing you have going for you is your willingness to humiliate yourself if it gives you one chance in whatever -- so go catch her off- guard.
Then get in your jammies and I'll read you a story... I think you've got a chance. The only real enemy you have is her ability to think logically -- the best thing you have going for you is your willingness to humiliate yourself if it gives you one chance in whatever -- so go catch her off- guard.,Okay. Thanks a lot. Here I go.
Where you from?,What is this?
What is this?,"Not too good at small talk, eh?"
"Not too good at small talk, eh?","Look, I'm real tired and I'm not interested in chit-chat."
"Look, I'm real tired and I'm not interested in chit-chat.",I know just what you mean. I'm pretty beat myself.
Why? What happened?,"Didn't you here all them sirens? It's been all over the radio. Some guy shot Leevio Valli, and a bunch of bystanders, in the Trattoria Roma."
"Didn't you here all them sirens? It's been all over the radio. Some guy shot Leevio Valli, and a bunch of bystanders, in the Trattoria Roma.",No
No,"Yeah, it's terrible. I mean Valli, and I don't care what office he's running for, the guy's a crook. He probably had it coming, but all the other people. Real sad."
"Yeah, it's terrible. I mean Valli, and I don't care what office he's running for, the guy's a crook. He probably had it coming, but all the other people. Real sad.",Yeah.
Yeah.,"But they caught the guy. I heard it all. Sounded like he just went berserk, loco. Shooting anybody. Drugs, probably."
"But they caught the guy. I heard it all. Sounded like he just went berserk, loco. Shooting anybody. Drugs, probably.",Probably.
Probably.,I'd love to sit in that jury. Send that S.O.B. right to the chair.
Sit back. Put your seatbelt on.,No way.
No way.,"Okay, don't."
"Boy, that's genius. You're a genius. Then you're just sitting there, bullshitting with me. Man, no way I coulda done that!",What's your name? We both know it's not Nicholai.
What's your name? We both know it's not Nicholai.,Holy Robert Rath wants to know my name.
Bain. Michael Bain.,How long have you been freelance?
How long have you been freelance?,Two years. Two long years.
"Robert Bain, driving me! Jesus Christ!","After those cops, you'll never be able to come back to Cleveland."
"After those cops, you'll never be able to come back to Cleveland.","Who the cares about Cleveland. Cleveland blows. What kind of marks have they got here? Greasy mobster, teamster or some hand job politician. I want the money marks. I want the marks that you get."
How'd you know? Just tell me that. How'd you know?,I knew the same way in ten years you're going to know.
I knew the same way in ten years you're going to know.,What does that mean?
What does that mean?,"It means that I'm going to tell you things, even though I already know that you're not going to listen to a damned thing I say."
You think I would be an idiot to pass up five million dollars.,You would be.
You would be.,You don't know a thing about me. You don't have the slightest clue.
You don't know a thing about me. You don't have the slightest clue.,Why don't you tell me.
Why don't you tell me.,"I'll tell you this. After Cleveland, I thought I was lucky to be alive. But now, here, I just realized that you were the lucky one."
"I'll tell you this. After Cleveland, I thought I was lucky to be alive. But now, here, I just realized that you were the lucky one.","Now I'll tell you something. It wouldn't matter if I offered you one hundred million dollars. You'd still be thinking the same thing, that you're going to take me. And here I am, sitting through this, knowing it's looking at you and the only thing going on in my mind, the only thing I can think is that, in just a few minutes I'm going to take you."
"Game over,",Bain!
Such language in front of a lady.,I don't give a what you are. I asked you --
How in the do you know that?,Do you want Rath or not?
How did he know?,Know what?
Know what?,The contract! How in the did he know.
I don't know what the you are.,I know. It was a joke.
I have been sitting on a contract from Cleveland for six days because of you.,"you, Cleveland, and your contracts --"
I know what happened.,I bet you know!
I bet you know!,It cost us.
I give a I'm done! I quit! Do you hear me! I'm gone!,He stole another contract.
You think this is a joke?,"$1,000,000."
A player?,We have an M.O... Her system is protected by her 'pussy virus.'
 ,Yeah.
Yeah.,"You're one of them, aren't you? A pro."
"You're one of them, aren't you? A pro.","I'm part of the game, just like you."
Twenty large? That's all?,"What do you mean, 'that's all'? What in the do you know?"
"What do you mean, 'that's all'? What in the do you know?",The bonus on the contract for you was one million dollars.
Two way?,Transmits and receives.
Transmits and receives.,Cheap as
Did you think they were newlyweds?,I didn't notice them.
I didn't notice them.,When I first saw them I thought they were married.
When I first saw them I thought they were married.,How do you know they're not?
How do you know they're not?,I went into their room this afternoon.
I went into their room this afternoon.,What?
What?,"It was no big deal. I saw them leave, I went in."
"It was no big deal. I saw them leave, I went in.","Jesus, if someone had --"
"Jesus, if someone had --",Nobody ever sees me.
Nobody ever sees me.,Why in the would you take that chance?
Why in the would you take that chance?,"I heard them last night and it made me want to know something about them. I wanted to, so I did."
"She is married, but not to him. Another man, much older. She has four kids. The young guy works for her. And I think she likes",Thank you.
Thank you.,"Isn't it interesting though? I mean, look at us, in this room. Or yesterday, when we were walking in the plaza market. I mean, we look like just another couple. But what are we? Doesn't it seem so crazy?"
"Isn't it interesting though? I mean, look at us, in this room. Or yesterday, when we were walking in the plaza market. I mean, we look like just another couple. But what are we? Doesn't it seem so crazy?",No.
No.,No?
No?,It's always been that way. The world has always functioned on two levels.
It's always been that way. The world has always functioned on two levels.,I know. It makes me crazy.
I know. It makes me crazy.,Why?
Why?,"I don't know. When I was in college, I was forced to go to a psychiatrist because I was caught drilling holes in my dorm room floor."
"I don't know. When I was in college, I was forced to go to a psychiatrist because I was caught drilling holes in my dorm room floor.",And you were drilling these holes...?
And you were drilling these holes...?,So I could watch the girl that lived under me.
So I could watch the girl that lived under me.,Apparently this doctor was unable to cure you.
Apparently this doctor was unable to cure you.,He told me that my curiosity became unnaturally entangled with my sense of self-preservation.
He told me that my curiosity became unnaturally entangled with my sense of self-preservation.,Did he explain how this happened?
Did he explain how this happened?,"He believed it all went back to one night, when as a little girl. I watched my parents have this big fight, really big. I thought my mother was going to my father. Then they went into their room and made up. And I watched them make love through the keyhole."
I wasn't watching television.,"The point is, they are paying for information. Real information. Not tooth paste brands. Not whether he wads of folds his toilet paper. And no 16 hours of recorded phone You are wasting everyone's time with this"
"The point is, they are paying for information. Real information. Not tooth paste brands. Not whether he wads of folds his toilet paper. And no 16 hours of recorded phone You are wasting everyone's time with this",I thought it was interesting --
I thought it was interesting --,"damnit, Electra. This is not a game. This is business."
"damnit, Electra. This is not a game. This is business.",Right. In my hands I have five back-up disks he made of all of his work last night.
Right. In my hands I have five back-up disks he made of all of his work last night.,Jesus! Why didn't you tell me?
Jesus! Why didn't you tell me?,I'll make my usual arrangements and expect my usual bonus.
I'll make my usual arrangements and expect my usual bonus.,Electra --
Electra --,A pleasure doing business with you.
Cheers Katka!,"Naz dravi!.....What do you like about this place, these people, Chris?"
"Naz dravi!.....What do you like about this place, these people, Chris?","I don't know. It's kind of underground. Doug's right, there's too much in this town."
"I don't know. It's kind of underground. Doug's right, there's too much in this town.",I used to think he was right about a lot of things but now I don't know. I thought he was going somewhere but now I think I am wasting my time.
I used to think he was right about a lot of things but now I don't know. I thought he was going somewhere but now I think I am wasting my time.,"No, you guys are great together. He'll come through, I'm sure."
Fresh from the shrink I'd say!,"Yeah, group bloody therapy time."
"Not bad hey, I think I'll add Sparkie to my resume.....Good shovel!","Yeah, you're in luck there's two of them, the other's in there."
"Yeah, you're in luck there's two of them, the other's in there.","Later Mate, right now I've got to do the locks on these doors so we don't have to climb through that bloody window every time."
"Later Mate, right now I've got to do the locks on these doors so we don't have to climb through that bloody window every time.",I thought that was part of the charm!
I thought that was part of the charm!,"I'll drill the locks and replace the barrels, that way it won't cost so much."
"I'll drill the locks and replace the barrels, that way it won't cost so much.",A locksmith too? Why d'you ever bother with writing?
A locksmith too? Why d'you ever bother with writing?,"I'm making history Chris, nothings going to stop me. There could be a knighthood for us in this, once President Havel hears."
"I'm making history Chris, nothings going to stop me. There could be a knighthood for us in this, once President Havel hears.",I'll settle for a pardon. You gotta drill?
I'll settle for a pardon. You gotta drill?,"No.....But I think Honza at the office has. You keep shifting this and I'll take care of the locks, shouldn't take long. Take a break for lunch and I'll catch you up later."
"No.....But I think Honza at the office has. You keep shifting this and I'll take care of the locks, shouldn't take long. Take a break for lunch and I'll catch you up later.",And if the police stop by - what do I tell them?
And if the police stop by - what do I tell them?,Tell them we're working for the University.
Tell them we're working for the University.,Thought of everything haven't you.
Thought of everything haven't you.,"Yep, except a name for this place."
"Yep, except a name for this place.","You're nuts man, Katka's right!"
I'm an idiot?,"Nope, not even close. I've thought of a name for this place and you were the inspiration though."
"Nope, not even close. I've thought of a name for this place and you were the inspiration though.","Really, ""The Freeman Centre""?"
"Really, ""The Freeman Centre""?",No....The Asylum!
No....The Asylum!,"Oh yeah, what's my connection to that?"
"Oh yeah, what's my connection to that?","None, it's mine - you said it earlier, I'm nuts."
"None, it's mine - you said it earlier, I'm nuts.",I've been saying that since we met.
I've been saying that since we met.,"Yes, but it suddenly clicked, this is going to be a crazy place and, since the Commies are used to seeking asylum, we can use that in the marketing."
"Well, it's definitely there - We've just got to get to it.","Why, how in the are we going to set up a cafe?"
"Why, how in the are we going to set up a cafe?",I'll rig up something don't worry - Do you think I could bash through with that little hammer?
I'll rig up something don't worry - Do you think I could bash through with that little hammer?,"I don't know Doug, we haven't even got the place together and already you want to extend it."
"I don't know Doug, we haven't even got the place together and already you want to extend it.",Don't worry if the old lady's there I'll brick it back up.
Let's split.,"Not yet, we need a few lengths of scaffold."
"Not yet, we need a few lengths of scaffold.","Why don't we just take the whole building, brick by brick Doug."
"Why don't we just take the whole building, brick by brick Doug.","Look at it this way, it's their contribution. If we'd explained it to them, they'd probably have given it to us anyway."
"Look at it this way, it's their contribution. If we'd explained it to them, they'd probably have given it to us anyway.",So why didn't we?
So why didn't we?,We don't speak Czech!
Afternoon!,Am I late?
Am I late?,"No, not if you've got better things to do."
"No, not if you've got better things to do.",Who put a bee up your butt?
Fancy some lunch after we_re through with this Meccano,"Sure, I think it_s your turn to buy too."
"I see, you've got your hands too far up your collective to pull it out long enough except to drink my bloody wine.","Forget it Doug, it's no good."
"If I cut a deal, I'm not staying in this country and I want Holly to come with me. So, if she doesn't come here today, you're going to have to get her to me tomorrow; after I call, promise?",Sure....Anything else I can do for you?
Sure....Anything else I can do for you?,"You could give me your baseball, so I can drive this nuts.....He's been playing chequers for eight hours and still hasn't won a game."
"I don't know what it is with you bloody hooligans. Not content with causing trouble back home, YOU idiots have to go off and wreak havoc throughout the whole of Europe. And when finally, the police do catch up with you, you expect us to wave a magic wand and get you out, well not this time, I'm sorry.",So am I.
So am I.,"Now - Your name is Douglas Greenwell, yes?"
"Now - Your name is Douglas Greenwell, yes?",Yes.
Yes.,"Date of birth, November the fourth nineteen-sixty-two."
"Date of birth, November the fourth nineteen-sixty-two.",Yes.
Yes.,"Your home address is 18 Thornton Avenue, Coventry."
"Your home address is 18 Thornton Avenue, Coventry.",That's my mum's.
That's my mum's.,"I see, would you like us to inform her of your situation?"
"I see, would you like us to inform her of your situation?",No!
No!,"Now, have you been read your rights and are you aware of the charges?"
"Now, have you been read your rights and are you aware of the charges?",No!
No!,"Well, I'll try and get that clarified. As I understand it though, the charges include break and enter, theft, trespass, operating an unlicensed facility, vandalism and destruction of government documents - Whatever possessed you to start destroying people's medical records?"
"Well, I'll try and get that clarified. As I understand it though, the charges include break and enter, theft, trespass, operating an unlicensed facility, vandalism and destruction of government documents - Whatever possessed you to start destroying people's medical records?",They didn't look like medical files to me.
They didn't look like medical files to me.,"Well a plea of ignorance won't go far here. Frankly, I think you deserve everything that's coming."
"Well a plea of ignorance won't go far here. Frankly, I think you deserve everything that's coming.",Regards to Her Majesty.
I think I'm you do is use me and expect me to wait for you.,No.
No.,I thought you loved me Doug but all you want from me is
"That's not true, we have a great time together. I've said I'm sorry. Let's forget about it and go stop by my place, so I can get changed.",Oh sure and you will want always
I could have my choice of many boyfriends and go to movies and discos but I waste my time waiting for you and then going to pubs.,"I'm not a bloody teenager okay, I told you I can't do that"
"I'm not a bloody teenager okay, I told you I can't do that","That's it, I am just teenager, yes?"
"That's it, I am just teenager, yes?","Right now, yeah - you're talking"
I thought I'd help out.,We don't need you.
We don't need you.,"That's not what you said last night. And, I didn't bring that ""prick"" Josh."
"Alright, go help Chris shovel up the last of the",Thanks.
Weren't you going to get some glasses?,Oh yeah. Can you lend some more money?
"Great, let's break for lunch and I'll buy you a beer on the way.",But I have to finish this....
But I have to finish this....,"Come on, that can wait."
When the did you write that?,Just yesterday.
Just yesterday.,"Honey, you could've told me. People might think it's about us!"
"Honey, you could've told me. People might think it's about us!",Maybe it is!
All I'm saying Honey is run the thing past me for Christ's sake before you get up and broadcast the,Oh that's it? Everything I do is
"So, what have you got to say for yourself? Was he good in bed?","Josh, I need your help. Doug's been arrested, he's in big trouble. I thought maybe your father and the Embassy might be able to do something."
"Josh, I need your help. Doug's been arrested, he's in big trouble. I thought maybe your father and the Embassy might be able to do something.","You really are a piece of work, you know that? You walk out on me and my family for some worthless bum and you expect us to help him when he screws up."
"Well, well, he smirked when Marty opened the door. If it isn't the neighborhood bootlegger, Al Capone McFly?","What do you want, Biff?"
"What do you want, Biff?","Show me some respect, you little It's Special Officer Tannen to you."
"Show me some respect, you little It's Special Officer Tannen to you.","The day I show respect to Biff Tannen will be the day I win a million dollars... What's the matter, Biff, they're not showing you any respect down at the golf course? Don't they realize what a tough job it is keeping the criminal element away from the country club?"
"The day I show respect to Biff Tannen will be the day I win a million dollars... What's the matter, Biff, they're not showing you any respect down at the golf course? Don't they realize what a tough job it is keeping the criminal element away from the country club?",Listen you little I oughta --
Listen you little I oughta --,"What do you want, Biff?"
"What do you want, Biff?",Where's your old man?
"Your line, George!","Oh. Uh... 'Hey, you! Get your hands off her!' George paused. You really think I should swear?"
"Oh. Uh... 'Hey, you! Get your hands off her!' George paused. You really think I should swear?","Yes, definitely, dammit George, swear. Then you hit me in the stomach, I go down for the count, and you and Eileen life happily ever after. Now, hit me in the stomach."
You know well that's not what I meant.,"All I can say is, that's one helluva attitude, Mr. McFly. 'Let's explode a hundred megaton Geothermal nuclear device, just to see it.'"
"Yeah, explode it up your","Unfortunately, the way things are going, you may get your wish. You may see the entire annhiliation of the world. If not, you'll certainly see the destruction of all out natural resources. We can already see the air we breathe, not to mention the pollution in our rivers and lakes. We'll see all of our oil reserves depleted, in fact, all of our energy sources. Yes, you people have a lot to look forward to -- a lot to see."
"Unfortunately, the way things are going, you may get your wish. You may see the entire annhiliation of the world. If not, you'll certainly see the destruction of all out natural resources. We can already see the air we breathe, not to mention the pollution in our rivers and lakes. We'll see all of our oil reserves depleted, in fact, all of our energy sources. Yes, you people have a lot to look forward to -- a lot to see.","Hey, Mr. Arky, gimme a break! I'm seventeen years old! I'm not responsible for all these problems!"
"No, Marty. Shemp's molecular structure is completely intact!",Then where the is he?
Then where the is he?,"The appropriate question to ask is when the is he! You see, Shemp has just become the world's first time traveller. I've sent Shemp into the future -- two minutes into the future to be exact."
"The appropriate question to ask is when the is he! You see, Shemp has just become the world's first time traveller. I've sent Shemp into the future -- two minutes into the future to be exact.",The future? What are you talking about? Where's Shemp?!
The future? What are you talking about? Where's Shemp?!,"Shemp is right here in this room...two minutes from now, and at exactly 9:02PM, we'll catch up to him."
"Shemp is right here in this room...two minutes from now, and at exactly 9:02PM, we'll catch up to him.","Now hold on a minute, Professor! Hold the phone. Are you trying to tell me that this -- all of this here -- that this is -- it's a -- a --"
"You see, I never rebuilt the time machine after it was destroyed in 1952. I decided that experimenting with time and possibly changing history was too risky. Anyway, experiments in time travel were banned in all 87 states after the governor of Cuba caught Dr. Felstien fooling around in the Bermuda Triangle -- that was back in '64.",87 states? Time travel bans? What the
Can you imagine your parents in bed together?,No way!
No way!,Me neither. I've always wondered whether they slept together before they got married. You think yours did?
Me neither. I've always wondered whether they slept together before they got married. You think yours did?,"no! The way my mom carries on about -- you even mention the word and she goes into cardiac arrest. You shoulda seen her face when I told her we were gonna stay up all night Saturday, he added. Always afraid something is going to happen."
"no! The way my mom carries on about -- you even mention the word and she goes into cardiac arrest. You shoulda seen her face when I told her we were gonna stay up all night Saturday, he added. Always afraid something is going to happen.",Is something going to happen Saturday night?
"Never mind. It doesn't matter... If I'm worth a I'll pick the right direction. And if I'm not, well, I don't care. See what I mean?",No.
No.,"Well, I shouldn't expect miracles, should I?"
"She gotta be kiddin', right? Vaporize the whole planet--?","You wanna take the chance, Casper?"
"You wanna take the chance, Casper?",Not me. No way.
Not me. No way.,"Rawhide, go find out how Professor Hikita's coming with that formula. Mrs. Johnson, take Casper and Scooter, gas up the Jet Car."
See 'em? They about had me and the whole car for breakfast. Broke my windshield...,The creatures? They attacked you? They tried to possess you?
Pull up! We did it! Holy we did it! Pull up!,"Now, Buckaroo Banzai?"
"Now, Buckaroo Banzai?",Now!
Nobody's a nobody. Why're you crying? What's wrong?,"Did I say anything was wrong? I just sponged up a little too much Vat 69, okay? I'm down to my last nickel in this lousy town, I can't get my luggage outta hock 'cause I met this who said he was a record producer when all he had was a record. He offered to set me up for life, and like a fool, well, I..."
"Did I say anything was wrong? I just sponged up a little too much Vat 69, okay? I'm down to my last nickel in this lousy town, I can't get my luggage outta hock 'cause I met this who said he was a record producer when all he had was a record. He offered to set me up for life, and like a fool, well, I...",He offered you money?
He offered you money?,"Do I look like that kinda girl? I lost my room this morning. I don't know where I'm gonna sleep tonight, but I keep going. What the else can I do? I've still got my figure, and like this bozo said, as long as there's a sidewalk, I'll always have a job."
Looks like you're the one might go to pieces.,Where's my ammo? Nothing is ever where it's supposed to be around here!
Where's my ammo? Nothing is ever where it's supposed to be around here!,How did she die? I wanna know.
How did she die? I wanna know.,You don't wanna know.
You don't wanna know.,"Yes, I do. Gimme a chance. I'm stronger than you think."
"Yes, I do. Gimme a chance. I'm stronger than you think.",She was murdered by Hanoi Shan on our wedding night.
She was murdered by Hanoi Shan on our wedding night.,Hanoi Shan--? The guy in your comic books. Boss of the World Crime League? Supreme Commander of the Legion of Death? The Pivot of Mystery himself? You're putting me on. He's a cartoon character.
Hanoi Shan--? The guy in your comic books. Boss of the World Crime League? Supreme Commander of the Legion of Death? The Pivot of Mystery himself? You're putting me on. He's a cartoon character.,I wish he was. He's real enough.
"Buckaroo, come in...over. How does this thing work? Can anybody figure this lighter out?","No, sir. I think the flint..."
"No, sir. I think the flint...",What's happening with my call to SAC?
What's happening with my call to SAC?,Still no confirmation either from SAC or Strategic Space Command. They report all surveillance satellite communication jammed.
Still no confirmation either from SAC or Strategic Space Command. They report all surveillance satellite communication jammed.,Jammed--? By who? Whom by?
Jammed--? By who? Whom by?,"Possible atmospheric condition, sir...solar. It's unusual, but no cause for alarm. Intelligence reports the Soviets are having the same problem."
"Possible atmospheric condition, sir...solar. It's unusual, but no cause for alarm. Intelligence reports the Soviets are having the same problem.",Should we be on Code Red?
Let him go.,"That son of a Don't get me wrong, he's a fine writer."
"...Oh Barton, I feel so... sorry for him!",What?! He's a son of a
What?! He's a son of a,"No, sometimes he just... well, he thinks about Estelle. His wife still lives in Fayettesville. She's... disturbed."
"No, sometimes he just... well, he thinks about Estelle. His wife still lives in Fayettesville. She's... disturbed.",Really?...
"Yes, I'm afraid I have.",What are they like? What are they about?
What are they like? What are they about?,"Well, usually, they're... simply morality tales. There's a good wrestler, and a bad wrestler whom he confronts at the end. In between, the good wrestler has a love interest or a child he has to protect. Bill would usually make the good wrestler a backwoods type, or a convict. And sometimes, instead of a waif, he'd have the wrestler protecting an idiot manchild. The studio always hated that. Oh, some of the scripts were so... spirited!"
So now I'm s'posed to roll over like an ol' dog gettin' ger belly scratched.,Bill –
"...No, I've always found that writing comes from a great inner pain. Maybe it's a pain that comes from a realization that one must do something for one's fellow man – to help somehow to ease his suffering. Maybe it's a personal pain. At any rate, I don't believe good work is possible without it.","Mmm. Wal, me, I just enjoy maikn' things up. Yessir. Escape... It's when I can't write, can't escape m'self, that I want to tear m'head off and run screamin' down the street with m'balls in a fruitpickers pail. Mm..."
Wuddya got for me – what the happened to your face?,Nothing. It's just a mosquito bite.
Nothing. It's just a mosquito bite.,Like it is; there are no mosquitos in Los Angeles. Mosquitos breed in swamps – this is a desert town. Wuddya got for me?
Like it is; there are no mosquitos in Los Angeles. Mosquitos breed in swamps – this is a desert town. Wuddya got for me?,Well I...
Well I...,On the Beery picture! Where are we? Wuddya got?
On the Beery picture! Where are we? Wuddya got?,"Well, to tell you the truth, I'm having some trouble getting started–"
"Well, to tell you the truth, I'm having some trouble getting started–",Getting STARTED! Christ Jesus! Started?! You mean you don't have ANYthing?!
Getting STARTED! Christ Jesus! Started?! You mean you don't have ANYthing?!,Well not much.
"Yeah, just a nip. I feel like all the carryings-on next door.","That's okay, I assure you. It's just that I was trying to work –"
"That's okay, I assure you. It's just that I was trying to work –","What kind of work do you do, Barton, if you don't mind my asking?"
"What kind of work do you do, Barton, if you don't mind my asking?","Well, I'm a writer, actually."
"Well, I'm a writer, actually.","You don't say. That's a tough racket. My hat's off to anyone who can make a go of it. Damned interesting work, I'd imagine."
"You don't say. That's a tough racket. My hat's off to anyone who can make a go of it. Damned interesting work, I'd imagine.","Can be. Not easy, but –"
"Can be. Not easy, but –","Damned difficult, I'd imagine."
"That's okay, Charlie. I'm a playwright. My shows've only played New York. Last one got a of a write-up in the Herald. I guess that's why they wanted me here.","why not? Everyone wants quality. What kind of venue, that is to say, thematically, uh..."
"why not? Everyone wants quality. What kind of venue, that is to say, thematically, uh...",What do I write about?
...I don't guess this means much to you.,I could tell you some stories–
I could tell you some stories–,"And that's the point, that we all have stories. The hopes and dreams of the common man are as noble as those of any king. It's the stuff of life – why shouldn't it be the stuff of theater? Goddamnit, why should that be a hard pill to swallow? Don't call it new theater, Charlie; call it real theater. Call it our theater."
"And that's the point, that we all have stories. The hopes and dreams of the common man are as noble as those of any king. It's the stuff of life – why shouldn't it be the stuff of theater? Goddamnit, why should that be a hard pill to swallow? Don't call it new theater, Charlie; call it real theater. Call it our theater.",I can see you feel pretty strongly about it.
I can see you feel pretty strongly about it.,"Well, I don't mean to get up on my high horse, but why shouldn't we look at ourselves up there? Who cares about the Fifth Earl of Bastrop and Lady Higginbottom and – and – and who killed Nigel Grinch-Gibbons?"
"Well, I don't mean to get up on my high horse, but why shouldn't we look at ourselves up there? Who cares about the Fifth Earl of Bastrop and Lady Higginbottom and – and – and who killed Nigel Grinch-Gibbons?",I can feel my butt getting sore already.
I can feel my butt getting sore already.,"Exactly, Charlie! You understand what I'm saying – a lot more than some of these literary types. Because you're a real man!"
"Exactly, Charlie! You understand what I'm saying – a lot more than some of these literary types. Because you're a real man!",And I could tell you some stories –
And I could tell you some stories –,"Sure you could! And yet many writers do everything in their power to insulate themselves from the common man – from where they live, from where they trade, from where they fight and love and converse and – and – and... so naturally their work suffers, and regresses into empty formalism and – well, I'm spouting off again, but to put it in your language, the theater becomes as phony as a three dollar bill."
"Sure you could! And yet many writers do everything in their power to insulate themselves from the common man – from where they live, from where they trade, from where they fight and love and converse and – and – and... so naturally their work suffers, and regresses into empty formalism and – well, I'm spouting off again, but to put it in your language, the theater becomes as phony as a three dollar bill.","Yeah, I guess that's tragedy right there."
"Yeah, I guess that's tragedy right there.","Frequently played, seldom remarked."
...Probably sounds a little grand coming from someone who's writing a wrestling picture for Wallace Beery.,"Beery! You got no beef there! He's good. of an actor – though, for my money, you can't beat Jack Oakie. A stitch, Oakie. Funny stuff, funny stuff. But don't get me wrong – Beery, a wrestling picture, that could be a pip. Wrestled some myself back in school. I guess you know the basic moves."
"Beery! You got no beef there! He's good. of an actor – though, for my money, you can't beat Jack Oakie. A stitch, Oakie. Funny stuff, funny stuff. But don't get me wrong – Beery, a wrestling picture, that could be a pip. Wrestled some myself back in school. I guess you know the basic moves.","Nope, never watched any. I'm not that interested in the act itself –"
"Nope, never watched any. I'm not that interested in the act itself –","Okay, but you should know what it is. I can show you in about thirty seconds."
"...Jesus, Barton, what the is this? What're we gonna do?",I've gotta call the police – or you could call for me –
I've gotta call the police – or you could call for me –,Hold on –
Hold on –,You gotta believe me –
You gotta believe me –,Hold on –
Hold on –,"I didn't do this, I did NOT do this–"
"I didn't do this, I did NOT do this–",Hold on. Stop. Take a deep breath. Tell me what happened.
Hold on. Stop. Take a deep breath. Tell me what happened.,"I don't know! I woke up, she was... you gotta believe me!"
...Where did we put him?,I'm at the Earle.
I'm at the Earle.,"Never heard of it. Let's move him to the Grand, or the Wilshire, or he can stay at my place."
"Never heard of it. Let's move him to the Grand, or the Wilshire, or he can stay at my place.","Thanks, but I wanted a place that was less..."
"Thanks, but I wanted a place that was less...","Less Hollywood? Sure, say it, it's not a dirty word. Sat whatever the you want. The writer is king here at Capitol Pictures. You don't believe me, take a look at your paycheck at the end of every week – that's what we think of the writer. ...so what kind of pictures does he like?"
"To be honest, I don't go to the pictures much, Mr. Lipnik –","That's okay, that's okay, that's okay – that's just fine. You probably just walked in here thinking that was going to be a handicap, thinking we wanted people who knew something about the medium, maybe even thinking there was all kind of technical mumbo- jumbo to learn. You were dead wrong. We're only interested in one thing: Can you tell a story, Bart? Can you make us laugh, can you make us cry, can you make us wanna break out in joyous song? Is that more than one thing? Okay. The point is, I run this dump and I don't know the technical mumbo-jumbo. Why do I run it? I've got horse-sense, goddamnit. Showmanship. And also, and I hope Lou told you this, I bigger and meaner than any other in this town. Did you tell him that, Lou? And I don't mean my dick's bigger than yours, it's not a thing – although, you're the writer, you would know more about that. Coffee?"
"That's okay, that's okay, that's okay – that's just fine. You probably just walked in here thinking that was going to be a handicap, thinking we wanted people who knew something about the medium, maybe even thinking there was all kind of technical mumbo- jumbo to learn. You were dead wrong. We're only interested in one thing: Can you tell a story, Bart? Can you make us laugh, can you make us cry, can you make us wanna break out in joyous song? Is that more than one thing? Okay. The point is, I run this dump and I don't know the technical mumbo-jumbo. Why do I run it? I've got horse-sense, goddamnit. Showmanship. And also, and I hope Lou told you this, I bigger and meaner than any other in this town. Did you tell him that, Lou? And I don't mean my dick's bigger than yours, it's not a thing – although, you're the writer, you would know more about that. Coffee?","...Yes, thank you."
"...Yes, thank you.",Lou.
"...Can I be honest, Mr. Lipnik?","CAN you? You well better be. Jesus, if I hadn't been honest in my business dealings – well, of course, you can't always be honest, not with the sharks swimming around this town – but if you're a writer, you don't think about those things – if I'd been totally honest, I wouldn't be within a mile of this pool – unless I was cleaning it. But that's no reason for you not to be. Honest, I mean. Not cleaning the pool."
"Mr. Lipnik, I –","I apologize, Barton."
"I apologize, Barton.","No no, Mr. Breeze has actually been a great help –"
"No no, Mr. Breeze has actually been a great help –","You don't have to cover for him. It's noble of you, but these things happen in business."
"You don't have to cover for him. It's noble of you, but these things happen in business.","Mr. Lipnik, I really would feel much better if you could reconsider –"
"Mr. Lipnik, I really would feel much better if you could reconsider –","Ah, forget it, kid. I want you to pull this out of your head. If that sonofabitch wouldn't apologize to you, I will. I respect your artistry and your methods, and if you can't fill us in yet, well we should be kissing your feet for your fine efforts."
...I was commissioned yesterday in the Army Reserve. Henry Morgenthau arranged it. He's a dear friend.,Congratulations.
Congratulations.,"Actually it hasn't officially gone through yet. Had wardrobe whip this up. You gotta pull teeth to get anything done in this town. I can understand a little red tape in peacetime, but now it's all-out warfare against the Little yellow bastards. They'd love to see me sit this one out."
"Actually it hasn't officially gone through yet. Had wardrobe whip this up. You gotta pull teeth to get anything done in this town. I can understand a little red tape in peacetime, but now it's all-out warfare against the Little yellow bastards. They'd love to see me sit this one out.","Yes sir, they –"
"Yes sir, they –","Anyway, I had Lou read your script for me."
He's a MAN! We WRESTLED!,You're a sick Fink.
He teach you to do it?,You two have some sick thing?
...Thanks Lou. Join us. Join us. Talking about the Wallace Beery picture.,Excellent picture.
Excellent picture.,We got a treatment on it yet?
We got a treatment on it yet?,"No, not yet Jack. We just bought the story. Saturday Evening Post."
"No, not yet Jack. We just bought the story. Saturday Evening Post.","Okay, the with the story. Wallace Beery is a wrestler. I wanna know his hopes, his dreams. Naturally, he'll have to get mixed up with a bad element. And a romantic interest. You know the drill. Romantic interest, or else a young kid. An orphan. What do you think, Lou? Wally a little too old for a romantic interest? Look at me, a writer in the room and I'm askin' Lou what the story should be!"
...Maybe we should do a treatment.,"Ah, let Bart take a crack at it. He'll get into the swing of things or I don't know writers. Let's make it a dame, Bart, keep it simple. We don't gotta tackle the world our first time out. The important thing is we all have that Barton Fink feeling, but since you're Barton Fink I'm assuming you have it in spades. Seriously Bart, I like you. We're off to a good start. Dammit, if all our writers were like you I wouldn't have to get so involved. I'd like to see something by the end of the week."
"Mr. Lipnik, I –","This man creates for a living! He puts food on your table and on mine! THANK him for it! Thank him, you ungrateful sonofabitch! Thank him or YOU'RE fired!"
"Get down on your knees, you sonofabitch! Get down on your knees and kiss this man's feet!","Mr. Lipnik, please –"
I can get my butt kicked for this. You're not supposed to be in here.,"It's not gonna take long, Sam."
How is your -- personal life?,My life is fine. My life is pretty actually since I stopped seeing you -- maybe I should think about my Electrolux again.
Put your hands up! Don't move.,I got a message on my machine to meet Gus here. Where is he?
Even though you were him.,"You still get the pleasure. Didn't you ever anybody else while you were married, Nick?"
Did you think it was so special?,I told her it was the of the century.
"How about Roxy? Is she a to the century, too?",Do you want her to join us sometime?
I have to do some research tomorrow.,I'm very good at research. I'll help you.
I'm very good at research. I'll help you.,No thanks.
No thanks.,What are you researching?
What are you researching?,I'm writing a book.
I'm writing a book.,Really. What are you writing about.
Really. What are you writing about.,A detective. He falls for the wrong girl.
A detective. He falls for the wrong girl.,What happens to them?
What happens to them?,"They like minks, raise rugrats, and live happily ever after."
"They like minks, raise rugrats, and live happily ever after.",It won't sell.
It won't sell.,Why not?
Why not?,Somebody has to die.
Somebody has to die.,Why?
Why?,Somebody always does.
"What do you want, Nick? Flowers? I'll send you some flowers.",What is this -- some kind of... Joke? Are we playing games again?
What is this -- some kind of... Joke? Are we playing games again?,"The games are over. You were right. It was the of the century, Shooter."
Would you tell us the nature of your relationship with Mr. Boz?,I had with him for about a year and a half. I liked having with him.
"Ain't that cute? They got his and her Pig-assos, son.","I didn't know you knew who Picasso was, Gus."
"I didn't know you knew who Picasso was, Gus.",I'm a smart sonofabitch. I just hide it.
Ain't you go nothin' better to do than to come in here and jack off the machine?,"What are you doing here, Pop?"
"What are you doing here, Pop?",I came in here to jack off the machine. One dead psychology professor. Noah Goldstein. Dr. Noah Goldstein. And guess what? He was her counselor.
"Forgive me for askin', son, and I don't mean to belabor the obvious, but why is it that you've got your head so far up your own",She want to play? Fine. I can play.
She want to play? Fine. I can play.,Everybody that she plays with dies.
Everybody that she plays with dies.,I know what that's like.
You... her! dumb sonofabitch... You her! you are one dumb sonofabitch --,"I'm not gonna get AIDS, pop --don't worry about it. I always use a rubber."
"I'm not gonna get AIDS, pop --don't worry about it. I always use a rubber.",I don't give a... flyin'... chili- bean... about AIDS!
I don't give a... flyin'... chili- bean... about AIDS!,"You oughta use a rubber, pop. You really should."
"You oughta use a rubber, pop. You really should.",What in the for? You think I'm gettin' any at my age? I don't like blue-haired women. I don't like 'em.
What in the for? You think I'm gettin' any at my age? I don't like blue-haired women. I don't like 'em.,You don't like punk rockers?
You don't like punk rockers?,Say what?
I'm not afraid of her.,Why the not?
Why the not?,I don't know. I'm just not.
I don't know. I'm just not.,"That's her talkin' --He gets a real nasty look from a very woman eating a cheeseburger. He winks at her. The woman looks away from him, shaking her head."
It doesn't make sense. She didn't know me three months ago.,Maybe it wasn't her that paid him. Maybe the money was for somethin' else. How the do I know? I'm just an old city cowboy tryin' not to fall outta his saddle.
"You all right, pop? You want me to drive you?",In that little pissant car of yours? no. I ain't gettin' no back pain disability retirement -- I'm gettin' me a full pension and a real gold-plate Seiko watch.
In that little pissant car of yours? no. I ain't gettin' no back pain disability retirement -- I'm gettin' me a full pension and a real gold-plate Seiko watch.,"Come on, I'll drive you in this thing."
"Come on, I'll drive you in this thing.",You think I'd let you drive my Cadillac car? I ain't lettin' no person drive my Cadillac car.
"I don't understand what the hell's going on here, pop.","Ain't that hard, son. This young farmgirl, she got tired of all that attention goin' to her little brothers -- she fixed 'em. Just like 'ole Hazel Dobkins fixed her whole family -- except young Roxy here, she didn't use a wedding present. She used Daddy's razor."
She'd have to be nuttier than a twenty-pound Christmas fruitcake. She's not the one who hangs out with multiple murderers -- your girlfriend is.,She's a writer -- it's part of what she does.
She's a writer -- it's part of what she does.,writers -- all they do is use up trees and ruin people's eyes. There's gotta be somebody at Berkeley who knows what the happened.
writers -- all they do is use up trees and ruin people's eyes. There's gotta be somebody at Berkeley who knows what the happened.,I know what happened. Catherine told me what happened.
I know what happened. Catherine told me what happened.,"You got tweety-birds flutterin' around your head, that's what you got. You think you're gonna like minks, raise rugrats, and live happily ever after? Oh, man."
Not unless she got up in the ring and turned into one mean sonofabitch.,"Maybe she did, Gus. Maybe she grew herself an Afro and learned a left hook and put shoe polish on her face. Let's polygraph her again and ask her about it."
Now what?,What now what? Now nothing. She passed the polygraph. That's it.
What now what? Now nothing. She passed the polygraph. That's it.,She knew she could beat it. That's why she asked to take it.
She knew she could beat it. That's why she asked to take it.,How the do you know? What is it with you and this broad anyway?
How the do you know? What is it with you and this broad anyway?,"Come on, Phil. You're not gonna let this slide. What about her parents? What about what else she's published? At least we should get the stuff to see if we find anything else that's an amazing real-life coincidence."
"Come on, Phil. You're not gonna let this slide. What about her parents? What about what else she's published? At least we should get the stuff to see if we find anything else that's an amazing real-life coincidence.",Her parents died in an accident. I don't care what else she's written. What are you -- a book critic?
Her parents died in an accident. I don't care what else she's written. What are you -- a book critic?,How did they die? Was there an investigation?
How did they die? Was there an investigation?,"How you're saying she killed her parents? Did she Bobby Vasquez, too?"
She's a suspect.,On what basis?
On what basis?,"Catherine Tramell. Age 30. No priors, no convictions. Double major, magnum laude, Berkeley, 1980. Literature and Psychology. Daughter, sole survivor -- Marvin and Elaine Tramell, killed in a boating accident, 1978, Catherine Tramell sole heir. Estimated assets $110 million."
"This is painted on a backdrop from the Kabuki theater in Japan. I painted it after Joseph Beuys died. A rebirth painting. I felt like he could've painted it, or maybe someone else was painting it instead of me. The Chinese calligraphers used to change their name mid-career so they could start over as someone else..",Do you ever get sick of it?
Do you ever get sick of it?,Of what?
Of what?,The whole thing – painting.
The whole thing – painting.,No. It's one of the few times I feel good. I used to have to go to work and cook every day. That I got sick of.
No. It's one of the few times I feel good. I used to have to go to work and cook every day. That I got sick of.,What about the they write?
What about the they write?,"You're asking me this because of the 'lapdog' remark. I read that. The person that wrote that has the compassion of a housefly. That's your enemy, not your audience. Your audience hasn't even been born yet. It's a lie that art is popular. The only thing popular about it is that it's written about in newspapers. I'm surprised when anybody comes to my openings. There're about ten people on the planet who know anything about painting, and Andy's one of them."
"You're asking me this because of the 'lapdog' remark. I read that. The person that wrote that has the compassion of a housefly. That's your enemy, not your audience. Your audience hasn't even been born yet. It's a lie that art is popular. The only thing popular about it is that it's written about in newspapers. I'm surprised when anybody comes to my openings. There're about ten people on the planet who know anything about painting, and Andy's one of them.",I haven't felt like talking to him since that thing came out.
I haven't felt like talking to him since that thing came out.,"As long as I've known Andy, he's never asked me for anything except to speak to you about getting off drugs. He's painted my picture, we've eaten dinner in knows how many places together. But he doesn't care about me. He cares about you. You're the only person he cares about. He's your friend. that article. You want a toasted bagel with cream cheese?"
"Chill, man! Be cool! This isn't even my apartment!","Oh man, you a FINE You know that?"
"Oh man, you a FINE You know that?","Cut it out, man! And don't be callin' me that"
Naaaa. Poor thing has a little,How do you know?
How do you know?,"Just look at him. Little silver thingies on his cowboy boots? Honey, I don't think so."
"""She loves me. Oh yeah she loves me! She loooooooves me, Oh yeah she loves me!"" Bring me some chicken, baby!",Would you shut the up? You hear what I'm doing?
Would you shut the up? You hear what I'm doing?,"Yeah man. I'm jealous. You're always great, Benny. ""Her name is G-I-N-A Gina And she lo-oooves me."" I did say chicken!"
"That's not how I meant it. For all you know, you might just be a flash in the pan! You can never tell.",Hey you! I deserve this You're just jealous 'cause it ain't happening to you!
... I'll buy you some new ones.,You don't have any money..
Do you know what he's saying?,What who's saying?
What who's saying?,"Manzanita.... ... if one day I die, and you read this piece of paper, I want you to know how much I love you. Although I'll never see you again, Gypsy, Gypsy, your hair, your hair, your face, your face'"
... What's the matter?,"Oh, Basquiat, you scared the out of me. How the could you do that to yourself?"
"Oh, Basquiat, you scared the out of me. How the could you do that to yourself?",You're back.
You're back.,It's Monday morning.
It's Monday morning.,It's not Sunday? I missed you. You shouldn't leave me alone.
It's not Sunday? I missed you. You shouldn't leave me alone.,You're blaming me? I had to go see my family.
You're blaming me? I had to go see my family.,I'm your family.
I'm your family.,"Basquiat, what did you take?"
"You little You sold my painting! I'm gonna tell you something, brother – when you're climbing up the ladder of success, don't kick out the rungs! Believe that",I'll make you another one.
I'll make you another one.,Forget it.
"Don't look, Oswald. It's a surprise.",A big bag of fan mail? Filthy lucre? Wait don't tell me ... Is it a broad?
Sometimes counting on someone else is the only way to win.,"Hey, I'm the one who kicked Ivy's botanical butt. Personally. Me. I did."
"Hey, I'm the one who kicked Ivy's botanical butt. Personally. Me. I did.",You are going back to school.
Alpha. Got it. What the is attack plan Alpha?,Divide and conquer.
"It'll take the satellites about a minute to re-align,",is not good.
is not good.,Those targeting mirrors are frozen. The sun beam won't work.
McGregor's Syndrome. That's what Freeze's wife had.,Yes. But Alfred's condition is less severe. Freeze's research says he cured a case like Alfred's. It just doesn't say how.
Yes. But Alfred's condition is less severe. Freeze's research says he cured a case like Alfred's. It just doesn't say how.,I checked the medical database. No one else is even close.
I checked the medical database. No one else is even close.,I'm late for the dedication. Then I go after Freeze and Ivy. Alone.
I'm late for the dedication. Then I go after Freeze and Ivy. Alone.,Like you do.
Like you do.,don't push me right now.
don't push me right now.,"Or what? No one can capture Ivy but the big bad Bat. You just want her for yourself. Don't you? Answer me, it!"
"Or what? No one can capture Ivy but the big bad Bat. You just want her for yourself. Don't you? Answer me, it!","Yes! Yes, I want her so badly I can taste it. That's the whole point. Look at us. Orphans. Isolated. Obsessed to the exclusion of life, love, family. We're perfect targets. She's done something to us, got us fighting over her somehow."
"Yes! Yes, I want her so badly I can taste it. That's the whole point. Look at us. Orphans. Isolated. Obsessed to the exclusion of life, love, family. We're perfect targets. She's done something to us, got us fighting over her somehow.","Hail the all-knowing Bruce Wayne. Here's what I know, she loves me, Not you and it's driving you crazy. It's why you stopped us from kissing. Because if you can't have her, nobody can."
"Hail the all-knowing Bruce Wayne. Here's what I know, she loves me, Not you and it's driving you crazy. It's why you stopped us from kissing. Because if you can't have her, nobody can.",She's clouded your mind. You're not thinking straight.
She's clouded your mind. You're not thinking straight.,Oh but I am. For the first time in a long time. I'm through living in your shadow. All that ends right now.
...dual personalities. Abnormal psychology. Washington's poster child for the criminally insane. I read your work.,I'm flattered. Not every girl makes a super-hero's night table. You might have some interesting insights into Two-Face.
I'm flattered. Not every girl makes a super-hero's night table. You might have some interesting insights into Two-Face.,Why's that?
Why's that?,Let's just say I could write a of a paper on a grown man who dresses like a flying rodent.
Let's just say I could write a of a paper on a grown man who dresses like a flying rodent.,"Bats aren't rodents, Dr. Meridian."
"Bats aren't rodents, Dr. Meridian.","I didn't know that. See? You _are_ interesting. And call me Chase. By the way, do you have a first name? Or do I just call you bats?"
What the did you think you were doing?,"You have a real gratitude problem. You know that, Bruce? I need a name. Batboy? The Dark Earl? What's a good side kick name?"
"You have a real gratitude problem. You know that, Bruce? I need a name. Batboy? The Dark Earl? What's a good side kick name?","How about Richard Grayson, college student?"
"How about Richard Grayson, college student?","...I missed Two-Face by a heartbeat. When we catch him, you gotta let me him!"
"...I missed Two-Face by a heartbeat. When we catch him, you gotta let me him!",We don't Killing is what damns you. It-. What am I talking about? This conversation is over. You're going away to school.
We don't Killing is what damns you. It-. What am I talking about? This conversation is over. You're going away to school.,I saved your life. You owe me. So either you let me be your partner or I'm going after Harvey on my own.
I'll show you it works.,What the is going on here?
"Two drinks and I start swinging from the rooftops. Look, I bore myself silly. Let's talk about you. How the did you wind up in Corto Maltese?",That's a tough one. Have you ever seen combat?
That's a tough one. Have you ever seen combat?,No.
No.,"Neither had I. Odd desire for a woman, I guess."
"Neither had I. Odd desire for a woman, I guess.",Odd desire for anyone.
Odd desire for anyone.,Well. A couple of years ago when their president was requesting aid I went down there for Newsweek. The beaches were nice. And at nights -- they had a band -- I danced on the hotel patio. Of course I never saw what was really happening there. When the war broke out I had to go back. And I promised myself that this time... I wouldn't look away.
Well. A couple of years ago when their president was requesting aid I went down there for Newsweek. The beaches were nice. And at nights -- they had a band -- I danced on the hotel patio. Of course I never saw what was really happening there. When the war broke out I had to go back. And I promised myself that this time... I wouldn't look away.,What did you see?
What did you see?,... Terror.
"Man, I feel like Robin Leach. You actually know all these people?",Some. I am a rich remember? I'm quoting.
Rich. Reclusive. Bankrolls half a dozen charities.,Likes to KNOX Women find him magnetic.
Likes to KNOX Women find him magnetic.,I bet they like him for his big charity balls.
I bet they like him for his big charity balls.,"That, and the sweet smell of two hundred million bucks."
"That, and the sweet smell of two hundred million bucks.","Well, you know me. The more they've got, the less they're worth. This guy must be the most worthless man in America."
The guy's bats all right. He's bat crazy. He -- -- I can't believe it. I was right!!,"Allie, he's not."
"Allie, he's not.",Not what?
Not what?,He's not crazy.
HOLY,You okay?
You okay?,Yeah. Yeah. Little winded. DID YOU SEE THAT?!
Yeah. Yeah. Little winded. DID YOU SEE THAT?!,"yes, Allie. I've gotta say -- that was the ballsiest move I ever..."
"yes, Allie. I've gotta say -- that was the ballsiest move I ever...",Holy Holy...
Maybe I ought to think about getting another job.,Good idea - with a boss who's a really
"So, why not haul your ... nice little into this room and explain to me and my wife why our precious daughter is going to be absolutely fine because of all the fantastic intelligence and attention you are going to give her case.","Okay, sir. Certainly. Good."
"Huh huh huh. He said ""anus.""",yeah! Heh heh. Heh heh.
"Beavis, you butt-munch, this guy wants us to score with his wife. And he's gonna pay us. We can buy a new TV.","Oh, heh heh really? Cool. Heh heh."
"Oh, heh heh really? Cool. Heh heh.","Uh, huh huh... We'll do it, sir."
"This is dumb, let's find that chick.","Yeah, heh heh, enough'a this"
"Beavis, huh huh, what'er you doing?",My butt's bothering me!
My butt's bothering me!,You should kick your butt's Huh huh huh.
"Hey Butt-Head, do you think we're ever gonna score?","Uh, I probably will, but not you. You're too much of a butt-monkey. Huh huh."
"Uh, I probably will, but not you. You're too much of a butt-monkey. Huh huh.","Shut up, dill-hole."
"Shut up, dill-hole.",Butt-dumpling...
Butt-dumpling..., 
 , 
 ,Bunghole...
Bunghole..., 
 ,"Um, uh, butt... um, hole."
"Um, uh, butt... um, hole.","Uh... dill, um, face..."
"Uh... dill, um, face...",Um... head...
Um... head...,Uh...
Uh...,"You already said that, Butt-Head."
"You already said that, Butt-Head.","Oh, uh, I mean, uh,"
"I'm probably going to make out with her first before we, you know, get down...",You'll have to speak up son. I have this ringing in my ears. My doctor says it could be related to my heart palpitations. I've had two operations on my heart.
You'll have to speak up son. I have this ringing in my ears. My doctor says it could be related to my heart palpitations. I've had two operations on my heart.,Really? I too much.
Really? I too much.,"Oh, maybe you're lactose intolerant."
"Oh, maybe you're lactose intolerant.","Uh... No, I too much. Then I get tired."
"Uh... No, I too much. Then I get tired.","Well, if you find yourself getting tired, take a couple of these."
What the Bork! That bus we picked up. Where was it headin'?,"D.C., Chief."
"D.C., Chief.","Jesus jumped-up... Bork, can you imagine what would happen if they set that thing off in our nation's capital, or even worse, if they sold it to some damned foreigner at that conference. Well, it's not gonna happen!"
We just cleared all four floors. No sign of him.,Where the is he? We should've found him by now.
Ah'm gonna blow you both to,"Cool, huh huh. Hey Beavis that's that dude that's paying us to do his wife."
"Whoa, this kicks Huh huh huh.",Yoo-hoo! Travis and Bob Head. Whoo-hoo!
"Uh, hey. One of you kids got a match?","Uh, my butt and your...uh, butt."
"Shut up, You didn't score. I scored with both of them...","Uh, do you think these two still live in Highland? That would be cool."
"Uh, do you think these two still live in Highland? That would be cool.","Hey, you wanna see something really cool? Huh huh huh."
Who sent ya?,"Uh, huh huh, this dude. He said we could do you. And he was gonna pay us."
"Uh, huh huh, this dude. He said we could do you. And he was gonna pay us.",Muddy! Sonofabitch! Hold it. What's he payin' ya?
Muddy! Sonofabitch! Hold it. What's he payin' ya?,"Uh, ten uh..."
"Uh, ten uh...",Ten grand? That I got a better deal for ya. I'll double it. I'll pay ya twenty if you go back there and do mah husband.
Ten grand? That I got a better deal for ya. I'll double it. I'll pay ya twenty if you go back there and do mah husband.,"Uh, you want us to do a guy? Huh huh. No way."
"Adam, we <u>are</u> in I hate these people.",They make gypsies look good.
They make gypsies look good.,Is this a punishment for something we did in life? What can we do?
Is this a punishment for something we did in life? What can we do?,I don't know if there's anything we can do.
I don't know if there's anything we can do.,"We're not completely helpless. I've been reading the book. There's a word for people in our predicament, honey."
Aren't you scared?,I'm not scared of Ralph Lauren. Those are <u>sheets</u>. Are you gross under there? Are you <u>Night of the</u> <u>Living Dead</u> under there? Like all bloody veins and pus?
I'm not scared of Ralph Lauren. Those are <u>sheets</u>. Are you gross under there? Are you <u>Night of the</u> <u>Living Dead</u> under there? Like all bloody veins and pus?,What?
What?,<u>Night of the Living Dead</u>? It's this gross movie.
"I feel like we've been at war, Charles.",At least insofar as we have our first casualty. Me.
At least insofar as we have our first casualty. Me.,Otho'll know what to do.
Otho'll know what to do.,What's he going to do? Viciously rearrange their environment?
What's he going to do? Viciously rearrange their environment?,Otho knows as much about the supernatural as he knows about interior decoration.
Otho knows as much about the supernatural as he knows about interior decoration.,Let's hope he knows how to produce those ghosts for Max and Sarah... Because I've bought options on property all over town. I need Max's financing...
Let's hope he knows how to produce those ghosts for Max and Sarah... Because I've bought options on property all over town. I need Max's financing...,Just don't tell Lydia.
Just don't tell Lydia.,Why not?
Why not?,I think she's in with them.
<u>Adam</u>! <u>Adam</u>!,"As flies the lizard Serpent fell; As goblin vizard, At the spell Of pale wizard, Sinks to The buried, dead, and slain... Rise again."
"Failure of the bone marrow to produce red blood cells... Not a thing they can do about it. Oh, they can make me comfortable, prolong my life with steroid therapy and transfusions... And what makes my blood boil, what little I have left, that is, Mr. Gardiner - is that it's generally a young person's disease... Here I am, getting on in years and about to die of a young person's disease...",Yes. You look very sick.
... Back up those stairs - That Man's needin' me more and more just before he never needs me again...,Is his back feeling better?
"Good morning, Louise.","He's dead, Chance! The Old Man's dead!"
"He's dead, Chance! The Old Man's dead!",... I see.
... I see.,"Must of happened durin' the night, I don't know... Lord, he wasn't breathin' and as cold as a fish. I touched him, just to see, and you believe me, Chance - that's doin' more than I get paid to do... Then I just covered him up, pulled the sheet over his head..."
"Must of happened durin' the night, I don't know... Lord, he wasn't breathin' and as cold as a fish. I touched him, just to see, and you believe me, Chance - that's doin' more than I get paid to do... Then I just covered him up, pulled the sheet over his head...",Yes. I've seen that done.
Yes. I've seen that done.,"Then I got the out of that room and called the doctor and I think I woke him probably, he wasn't any too alert. He just said, 'Yeah, he's been expectin' it and said he'd send somebody over...' Lord, what a mornin'!"
"Then I got the out of that room and called the doctor and I think I woke him probably, he wasn't any too alert. He just said, 'Yeah, he's been expectin' it and said he'd send somebody over...' Lord, what a mornin'!","... Yes, Louise, it's snowing in the garden today. Have you looked outside and seen the snow? It's very white."
"Dammit, Boy! Is that all you got to say? More gobbledegook? That Old Man's layin' up there dead as and it just don't make any difference to you!","Yes, Louise. I have seen it often. It happens to old people."
"Yes, Louise. I have seen it often. It happens to old people.","Well, ain't that the truth..."
"Well, ain't that the truth...",Yes. It is.
"Mr. Chance, perhaps you could show us some identification with your address -- a Driver's License, a credit card, checkbook?","No, I do not have any of those."
"No, I do not have any of those.","Then how about medical records? Could you give us the name of your doctor, or your dentist?"
"Then how about medical records? Could you give us the name of your doctor, or your dentist?","I have no need for a doctor or dentist. I have never been ill. I have never been allowed outside of this house, and, except for Joe, I have never had any visitors."
"I have no need for a doctor or dentist. I have never been ill. I have never been allowed outside of this house, and, except for Joe, I have never had any visitors.",... Joe? Who's Joe?
... Joe? Who's Joe?,Joe Saracini. He was a mason that did some repairs on the brickwork at the rear of the house. That was in 1952.
Joe Saracini. He was a mason that did some repairs on the brickwork at the rear of the house. That was in 1952.,1952...?
1952...?,Yes. I remember when he came. He was very and had short hair and showed me some pictures from a funny little book.
"... Maybe you should talk to somebody, darling.","No, that won't do any good."
"No, that won't do any good.",... Is it me? Is there something I've done?
... Is it me? Is there something I've done?,"Oh, no, sweetheart - it's not you..."
"Oh, no, sweetheart - it's not you...",It's your job. It never happened when you were a senator...
It's your job. It never happened when you were a senator...,"It's not that, I just..."
"... Business, Going out in the middle of the night to meet that in a bar...",Sally Hayes is not a - she's a fine attorney! I've got to talk to her about this Gardiner...
Sally Hayes is not a - she's a fine attorney! I've got to talk to her about this Gardiner...,Good night.
Good night.,"Look, Johanna..."
"Look, Johanna...",I said good night!
This is not what I requested.,"No, sir."
"No, sir.","This information goes back three days. I want the standard file, you know that."
"This information goes back three days. I want the standard file, you know that.","Right, Chief."
"Right, Chief.",So...? Where the is it?
So...? Where the is it?,"We... uh, have been unable to come up with any information before the man appeared at Mr. Rand's home ... and, uh..."
"We... uh, have been unable to come up with any information before the man appeared at Mr. Rand's home ... and, uh...","What the are you talking about, Kaufman?"
"What the are you talking about, Kaufman?","Well, we do have data from Honeycutt's sources, Chief - but it isn't pertinent."
"Well, we do have data from Honeycutt's sources, Chief - but it isn't pertinent.","I'd like to hear that data, Kaufman."
"I'd like to hear that data, Kaufman.","Yes, sir."
John! Great to see you! Sorry about the at reception.,This is my fiancee Maxine.
Thank you.,The one where you're that jewel thief.
The one where you're that jewel thief.,I never played a jewel thief.
I never played a jewel thief.,Who am I thinking of?
Who am I thinking of?,I don't know.
I don't know.,"I'm pretty sure it was you. Hey, could I get your autograph now? It's for .... oh, what the it's for me! I'm your biggest fan!"
"I'm pretty sure it was you. Hey, could I get your autograph now? It's for .... oh, what the it's for me! I'm your biggest fan!","Yeah, okay."
What are you doing?,I'm moving. Remember? What's with the hooded cloak?
I'm moving. Remember? What's with the hooded cloak?,"Nothing. Don't go, Craig. I've been thinking. Let's try to work this out. We've got so much history."
"Nothing. Don't go, Craig. I've been thinking. Let's try to work this out. We've got so much history.",You should feed your animals. They're looking peaked.
You should feed your animals. They're looking peaked.,I'm getting rid of the animals.
I'm getting rid of the animals.,What?
What?,"I'm getting rid of the animals. I've lost interest. Besides, they're standing between you and me."
"I'm getting rid of the animals. I've lost interest. Besides, they're standing between you and me.",No they're not.
No they're not.,You've always hated the animals.
You've always hated the animals.,You've always loved the animals.
You've always loved the animals.,I'm giving them up. I've changed. I've found a new focus.
I'm giving them up. I've changed. I've found a new focus.,What's that?
What's that?,"Us, of course."
I'm your wife. Once you vowed to cherish me forever. Now you hold a gun to my head?,"Yeah, well welcome to the nineties."
"Yeah, well welcome to the nineties.",my
my,Shut up!
Tell her you need to see her.,You
Once this was a relationship based on love. Now you have me in a cage with a monkey and a gun to my head.,"Things change. Anyway, you gave up your claim to that love the first time you stuck your in Maxine."
"Things change. Anyway, you gave up your claim to that love the first time you stuck your in Maxine.",You fell in love with her first.
You fell in love with her first.,Yeah but I didn't do anything about it. Out of respect for our marriage.
Yeah but I didn't do anything about it. Out of respect for our marriage.,"You didn't do anything about it out of respect for the fact that she wouldn't let you near her with a ten foot pole, which is, by the way, about nine feet, nine inches off the mark anyway."
"You didn't do anything about it out of respect for the fact that she wouldn't let you near her with a ten foot pole, which is, by the way, about nine feet, nine inches off the mark anyway.","That's true. Oh, Lotte, what have I become? My wife in a cage with a monkey. A gun in my hand. Betrayal in my heart."
"That's true. Oh, Lotte, what have I become? My wife in a cage with a monkey. A gun in my hand. Betrayal in my heart.","Maybe this is what you've always been, Craig, you just never faced it before."
"Maybe this is what you've always been, Craig, you just never faced it before.",Perhaps you're right. I can't let you go though. Too much has happened. You're my ace in the hole.
Perhaps you're right. I can't let you go though. Too much has happened. You're my ace in the hole.,I need a shower.
I need a shower.,"I'm sorry. Oh I'm sorry. I'm some kind of monster. I'm the guy you read about in the paper and go, ""he's some kind of monster."""
"I'm sorry. Oh I'm sorry. I'm some kind of monster. I'm the guy you read about in the paper and go, ""he's some kind of monster.""","You're not a monster, Craig. Just a confused man."
"You're not a monster, Craig. Just a confused man.",I love you so much.
Holy yes!,Holy yes!
Holy yes!,Holy He said what I said!
Holy He said what I said!,Holy He said what I said!
"Floris, you're very nice, but I'm afraid I’m in love with somebody else.",I'm afraid I... have no idea what you are saying... you
"Don't toy with Floris, Schwartz. Why, if I were eighty years younger, I'd box your ears.","I wasn't toying with her, sir. I was just... How old are you?"
"I wasn't toying with her, sir. I was just... How old are you?","One hundred and five. Carrot juice. Lot's of it. I swear, it's almost not worth it. I orange. Oh, and I, have to sitting down... like a girly... every fifteen minutes. But nobody wants to die, Schwartz."
"One hundred and five. Carrot juice. Lot's of it. I swear, it's almost not worth it. I orange. Oh, and I, have to sitting down... like a girly... every fifteen minutes. But nobody wants to die, Schwartz.","I'll keep that in mind, sir."
"I'll keep that in mind, sir.","No sir-e-bob, I don't die. But what I do is get older, wrinkled like a former plum that's become the wrinkled prune you see before you. Oh, to be a young man again, maybe then Floris would care for me."
"No sir-e-bob, I don't die. But what I do is get older, wrinkled like a former plum that's become the wrinkled prune you see before you. Oh, to be a young man again, maybe then Floris would care for me.","The elderly have so much to offer, sir. They are our link with history."
"The elderly have so much to offer, sir. They are our link with history.","I don't want to be your link, you. I want to feel Floris' thighs against my own. I want to know passion. I want my body to inspire in that beautiful, complex woman. I want her to shiver in a spasm of ecstasy when I her. Oh, the agony of the flesh, Schwartz."
"I don't want to be your link, you. I want to feel Floris' thighs against my own. I want to know passion. I want my body to inspire in that beautiful, complex woman. I want her to shiver in a spasm of ecstasy when I her. Oh, the agony of the flesh, Schwartz.","Dr. Lester, while I am flattered that you share your feelings with me, I believe perhaps the workplace is not the most suitable environment for this type of discussion."
"Dr. Lester, while I am flattered that you share your feelings with me, I believe perhaps the workplace is not the most suitable environment for this type of discussion.",All right. Meet me at the Juicy-Juice Juice Bar after work today and I'll spill my guts for you.
"Imagine a room full of women. Nubile, blonde, wet with desire, Schwartz. A harem, if you will. Me in leather. A harness, if you like. I am the object of this desire, and all eyes are on me as I speak. “Ladies,” I begin. “I am the love Eros. I intoxicate you. My is to you manna from heaven...","Dr. Lester, it's been really fascinating, but I'm afraid I have to get home to my wife now."
"Dr. Lester, it's been really fascinating, but I'm afraid I have to get home to my wife now.","Wife, huh? I'd love to meet her, Craig."
"Wife, huh? I'd love to meet her, Craig.",Yessir.
Yessir.,"Shall we say dinner on Friday. Just the two of us? You can come too if you like, Schwartz."
"Shall we say dinner on Friday. Just the two of us? You can come too if you like, Schwartz.","That's sounds fine, sir. Gotta run."
Moving story.,Yes. Unfortunately it's The real story of 7 1/2 is so evil that it could never be revealed to Americans raised on sitcoms and happy news anchors.
Yes. Unfortunately it's The real story of 7 1/2 is so evil that it could never be revealed to Americans raised on sitcoms and happy news anchors.,Is that true?
Is that true?,"Well, truth is for suckers, isn't it?."
"Well, truth is for suckers, isn't it?.","Listen. I'm Craig Schwartz, just starting out at LesterCorp."
"Listen. I'm Craig Schwartz, just starting out at LesterCorp.",How dreary - to be - Somebody / How public - like a Frog / To tell one's name - the livelong June / To an admiring Bog!
How dreary - to be - Somebody / How public - like a Frog / To tell one's name - the livelong June / To an admiring Bog!,Emily Dickinson.
Emily Dickinson.,I wouldn't know.
I like you. I don't know what it is exactly.,My
My,"No, no, it's your energy or your attitude or the way you carry yourself or..."
"No, no, it's your energy or your attitude or the way you carry yourself or...","Christ, you're not a are you? Because I don't want to be wasting my time."
I’m not a homosexual. I just like women for more than their bodies. I guess you could say I'm the new American male.,You're a or a liar.
You're a or a liar.,"I mean, I am really attracted to you."
"I mean, I am really attracted to you.","I mean, I am really attracted to you. Jesus, you are a We can share recipes, if you like, Darlene."
"No, wait! I like your I love your I want to you.",Good. Now we're getting somewhere. Not a chance.
"There's a tiny door in that empty office. It's a portal, Maxine. It takes you inside John Malkovich. You see the world through John Malkovich's eyes, then, after about fifteen minutes, you're spit out into a ditch on the side of The New Jersey Turnpike.",Sounds delightful. Who the is John Malkovich?
Sounds delightful. Who the is John Malkovich?,He's an actor. One of the great American actors of the 20th century.
He's an actor. One of the great American actors of the 20th century.,What's he been in?
What's he been in?,"Lots of things. He's very well respected. That jewel thief movie, for example. The point is that this is a very odd thing, supernatural, for lack of a better word. It raises all sorts of philosophical questions about the nature of self, about the existence of the soul. Am I me? Is Malkovich Malkovich? Was the Buddha right, is duality an illusion? Do you see what a can of worms this portal is? I don't think I can go on living my life as I have lived it. There's only one thing to do. Let's get married right away."
"Lots of things. He's very well respected. That jewel thief movie, for example. The point is that this is a very odd thing, supernatural, for lack of a better word. It raises all sorts of philosophical questions about the nature of self, about the existence of the soul. Am I me? Is Malkovich Malkovich? Was the Buddha right, is duality an illusion? Do you see what a can of worms this portal is? I don't think I can go on living my life as I have lived it. There's only one thing to do. Let's get married right away.",Is this Malkovich fellow appealing?
Is this Malkovich fellow appealing?,"Yes, of course. He's a celebrity."
"Yes, of course. He's a celebrity.",Good. We'll sell tickets.
Good. We'll sell tickets.,Tickets to Malkovich?
Tickets to Malkovich?,Exactly. Two hundred dollars a pop.
Exactly. Two hundred dollars a pop.,"But there's something profound here, Maxine, we can't exploit it."
"But there's something profound here, Maxine, we can't exploit it.","Fine. I'll do it myself. I was going to offer a partnership to you, but this way it's more money for me."
"Fine. I'll do it myself. I was going to offer a partnership to you, but this way it's more money for me.",You wanted to be partners with me?
You wanted to be partners with me?,Sure. It'd be fun.
Sure. It'd be fun.,"Really? But, Maxine, can of worms! End of the world! Illusory nature of existence!"
"Really? But, Maxine, can of worms! End of the world! Illusory nature of existence!","I'll protect you, Dollface."
This is amazing! We're gonna be rich!,"So unbolt the door, Einstein."
You're glowing again.,A girl has a right to glow if she wants. It's in the constitution.
What happens when a man climbs through his own portal?,How the would I know? I wasn't a philosophy major.
No.,Long term psychic or physiological repercussions?
Long term psychic or physiological repercussions?,No. Don't be an
No. Don't be an,Can I be anyone I want?
Can I be anyone I want?,You can be John Malkovich.
You can be John Malkovich.,"Well that's perfect. My second choice. Ah, this is wonderful. Too good to be true! You see, I'm a sad man. Sad and and alone. Oh, I've tried all the diets, my friends. Lived for a year on nothing but imitation mayonnaise. Did it work? You be the judge. But Malkovich! King of New York! Man about town! Most eligible bachelor! Bon Vivant! The Schopenhauer of the 20th century! Thin man extraordinaire!"
"Well that's perfect. My second choice. Ah, this is wonderful. Too good to be true! You see, I'm a sad man. Sad and and alone. Oh, I've tried all the diets, my friends. Lived for a year on nothing but imitation mayonnaise. Did it work? You be the judge. But Malkovich! King of New York! Man about town! Most eligible bachelor! Bon Vivant! The Schopenhauer of the 20th century! Thin man extraordinaire!","Two hundred dollars, please."
"Two hundred dollars, please.","Yes. Yes. A thousand times, yes!"
Have a seat. I wracking my brain over this Malkovich thing.,We saw his show at the Luxor last night.
We saw his show at the Luxor last night.,Vegas? What'd you think?
Vegas? What'd you think?,The kid's got talent. You've never seen Malkovich like this. Schwartz had him up there singing and dancing. Impressions.
The kid's got talent. You've never seen Malkovich like this. Schwartz had him up there singing and dancing. Impressions.,Impressions? Those are hard.
Impressions? Those are hard.,Very talented son of a Too bad we can't him.
Very talented son of a Too bad we can't him.,I suppose I could come to him in a dream. I don't know. That's the best I can think of right now.
I suppose I could come to him in a dream. I don't know. That's the best I can think of right now.,A scary dream?
A scary dream?,"No, a sexy dream. Of course, a scary dream."
"No, a sexy dream. Of course, a scary dream.",I like that.
"Floris, get Guinness on the phone.",Gehginnis ondah foam?
Gehginnis ondah foam?,Forget it.
Forget it.,Fork ah did?
Fork ah did?,"Fine woman, Floris. I don't know how she puts up with this speech impediment of mine."
"Yes, my dear?",Someone names A Lot of Warts on line two.
Someone names A Lot of Warts on line two.,"Thank you, Floris."
"Thank you, Floris.","Think, Jew florist?"
"Think, Jew florist?","Good morning, Lotte!"
"Aaaahhhh, the portal!",You
"Thank you all for your efforts, but I'm afraid we can no longer get into Malkovich through the portal.",Why not? I need to get in there!
Why not? I need to get in there!,"I'm not certain, my dear, but I believe your husband has somehow psychically diverted the route."
"I'm not certain, my dear, but I believe your husband has somehow psychically diverted the route.","That I'll gladly dispose of him in the name of the order, Son of Malkovich."
"That I'll gladly dispose of him in the name of the order, Son of Malkovich.",I'm afraid that no physical harm must come to him as long as he inhabits the vessel.
"Yes, yes, sweetheart, yes! What the is going on? I'm not talking. This is not me!","Oh, Lotte..."
Something was making me talk. Some thing was making me move. I gotta get out of here.,"Oh, Dollface, it was just your passion for me taking hold."
"Oh, Dollface, it was just your passion for me taking hold.","No, Dollface, I know what my passion taking hold feels like. I gotta go."
Darling!,What the is going on?
Yes. How did you know it was me?,Lotte called me.
Lotte called me.,"Oh, so the escaped."
"Oh, so the escaped.",Apparently you can control this Malkovich fellow now.
Apparently you can control this Malkovich fellow now.,I'm getting better all the time.
I'm getting better all the time.,"I'll say you are. Let's do it on his kitchen table, then make him eat an omelette off of it."
"I'll say you are. Let's do it on his kitchen table, then make him eat an omelette off of it.","No... you... Oh shut up, you overrated sack of"
The Word. What you was put here to speak.,That's the last thing they took from me.
That's the last thing they took from me.,But you got to do it. You got to. Can't nobody Call like you. You have to be there.
But you got to do it. You got to. Can't nobody Call like you. You have to be there.,What I have to do is get in my bed and lay down. I want to fix on something harmless in this world.
What I have to do is get in my bed and lay down. I want to fix on something harmless in this world.,What world are you talking about? Ain't nothing harmless down here.
What world are you talking about? Ain't nothing harmless down here.,Blue. That doesn't hurt nobody. Yellow neither.
Blue. That doesn't hurt nobody. Yellow neither.,You getting into bed to think about yellow?
You getting into bed to think about yellow?,I likes yellow.
I likes yellow.,"Then what? When you get through with blue and yellow, then what?"
"Then what? When you get through with blue and yellow, then what?",Can't say. It's something can't be planned.
Can't say. It's something can't be planned.,You blaming That what you're doing?
You blaming That what you're doing?,"No, Stamp. I ain't."
"No, Stamp. I ain't.",You saying whitefolks won. That what you saying?
You saying whitefolks won. That what you saying?,Those white things have taken all I had or dreamed. I'm saying ain't no bad luck in this world 'cept for white folks..They just don't know when to stop.
Those white things have taken all I had or dreamed. I'm saying ain't no bad luck in this world 'cept for white folks..They just don't know when to stop.,You saying nothing counts?
You saying nothing counts?,I'm saying they came into my yard.
I'm saying they came into my yard.,You saying give up? Nothing left for us but pour out our own blood?
You saying give up? Nothing left for us but pour out our own blood?,I'm saying they came into my yard.
I'm saying they came into my yard.,"You punishing Him, ain't you?"
"You punishing Him, ain't you?",Not like He punished me.
Not like He punished me.,"You can't do that, Baby. It ain't right."
"You can't do that, Baby. It ain't right.",Was a time I knew what was.
Was a time I knew what was.,You still know.
You still know.,What I know is what I see: a woman hauling shoes.
What I know is what I see: a woman hauling shoes.,"Aw, Baby."
You don't sit with me!!,"Baby, don't be like that."
"Baby, don't be like that.",You don't sit with me!! I don't sit with people who leave me!
You don't sit with me!! I don't sit with people who leave me!,Don't talk like that. Your mama loves you.
Don't talk like that. Your mama loves you.,I had another dream last night. The dead man laying on top of me and I had nothing to eat. And the ghosts without skin stuck their fingers in me and said Beloved in the dark and in the light..
I had another dream last night. The dead man laying on top of me and I had nothing to eat. And the ghosts without skin stuck their fingers in me and said Beloved in the dark and in the light..,Don't say those things. You forget about those dreams..
Don't say those things. You forget about those dreams..,You gave me the bad dreams. You left me behind...
You gave me the bad dreams. You left me behind...,"Mama told you - I'd give up my own life, every minute, every hour of it to take back one of your tears baby...My children my best thing. You my best thing!"
"Mama told you - I'd give up my own life, every minute, every hour of it to take back one of your tears baby...My children my best thing. You my best thing!",You're weren't nice to me..you didn't smile at me..
You're weren't nice to me..you didn't smile at me..,"That's not true. I told you, I had to get you out, make you safe...so's you and me could be together on the other side, forever.."
Somebody new there. A woman. Thought you might know who she is.,Ain't no new Negroes in this town I don't know about. What she look like? You sure that wasn't Denver?
Ain't no new Negroes in this town I don't know about. What she look like? You sure that wasn't Denver?,I know Denver.
I know Denver.,You sure?
You sure?,I know what I see.
I know what I see.,Might see anything at all at 124.
Might see anything at all at 124.,True.
True.,Better ask Paul D.
Better ask Paul D.,Can't locate him.
Can't locate him.,He's sleeping in the church.
He's sleeping in the church.,The church!
The church!,Yeah. Asked Rev. Pike if he could stay in the cellar.
Yeah. Asked Rev. Pike if he could stay in the cellar.,It's cold as charity in there! What he do that for? Any number'll take him in.
It's cold as charity in there! What he do that for? Any number'll take him in.,Can't nobody read minds long distance. All he have to do is ask somebody.
Can't nobody read minds long distance. All he have to do is ask somebody.,Why? Why he have to ask? Can't nobody offer? What's going on? Since when a black man come to town have to sleep in the cellar like a dog?!
Why? Why he have to ask? Can't nobody offer? What's going on? Since when a black man come to town have to sleep in the cellar like a dog?!,"Unrile yourself, Stamp. It's only a few days he been there."
"Unrile yourself, Stamp. It's only a few days he been there.","NO! Shouldn't be no days! You know all about it and don't give him a hand? That don't sound like you, Ella. Me and you been pulling colored folk out the water more'n twenty years! Now you tell me you can't offer a man a bed?! A working man who can pay his own way?"
"NO! Shouldn't be no days! You know all about it and don't give him a hand? That don't sound like you, Ella. Me and you been pulling colored folk out the water more'n twenty years! Now you tell me you can't offer a man a bed?! A working man who can pay his own way?","He ask, I give him anything."
"He ask, I give him anything.",Why's that necessary all of a sudden?
Why's that necessary all of a sudden?,I don't know him that well.
I don't know him that well.,You know he's colored? What else there to know?
You know he's colored? What else there to know?,"Stamp, don't tear me up this morning! I don't feel like it."
"Stamp, don't tear me up this morning! I don't feel like it.","It's her, ain't it?"
"It's her, ain't it?",Her who?
Her who?,Sethe. He took up with her and stayed in there and you don't want nothing to-
Sethe. He took up with her and stayed in there and you don't want nothing to-,Hold on! Don't jump if you can't see bottom!
Hold on! Don't jump if you can't see bottom!,"Girl, give it up! We been friends too long to act like this."
This is hard for me. But I got to do it. Two things I got to say to you. I'm a take the easy one first.,"If it's hard for you, might me dead."
"If it's hard for you, might me dead.",I come looking for you to ask your pardon. Apologize.
I come looking for you to ask your pardon. Apologize.,For what?
For what?,"You pick any house, any house where colored live. Pick any one and you welcome to stay there. I'm apologizing 'cause they didn't offer to tell you. But you welcome anywhere you want to be. My house. John and Ella. Miss Lady Jones..anybody. You choose. You ain't got to sleep in no cellar and I apologize for each and every night."
"You pick any house, any house where colored live. Pick any one and you welcome to stay there. I'm apologizing 'cause they didn't offer to tell you. But you welcome anywhere you want to be. My house. John and Ella. Miss Lady Jones..anybody. You choose. You ain't got to sleep in no cellar and I apologize for each and every night.",Well I...I did get offered one place but I just wanted to be off by myself a spell.
Well I...I did get offered one place but I just wanted to be off by myself a spell.,Oh yeah. Oh that's load off. I thought everybody gone crazy.
Oh yeah. Oh that's load off. I thought everybody gone crazy.,Just me.
Just me.,You planning to do anything about it?
You planning to do anything about it?,Oh yeah. I got big plans.
"Tell me something, Stamp. Tell me this one thing. How much is a supposed to take?",All he can. All he can.
All he can. All he can.,Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
"What the you thinking, girl? Strolling in here this late?","Don't talk to me, Mr. Sawyer. Don't say nothing to me this morning."
"Don't talk to me, Mr. Sawyer. Don't say nothing to me this morning.",What? What? You talking back to me?
What? What? You talking back to me?,I'm telling you don't say nothing to me.
"That had not occurred to us, Dude.","Well, okay, you're not privy to all the new so uh, you know, but that's what you pay me for. Speaking of which, would it be possible for me to get my twenty grand in cash? I gotta check this with my accountant of course, but my concern is that, you know, it could bump me into a higher tax--"
"A man! And let me tell you something: I dig your work. Playing one side against the other--in bed with everybody--fabulous stuff, man.","I'm not a--ah, it, just stay away from my lady friend, man."
"I'm not a--ah, it, just stay away from my lady friend, man.","Hey hey, I'm not messing with your special lady--"
"Hey hey, I'm not messing with your special lady--","She's not my special lady, she's my lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive, man!"
"She's not my special lady, she's my lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive, man!","Hey, man, I'm not--"
"Hey, man, I'm not--",Who're you working for? Lebowski? Jackie Treehorn?
Who're you working for? Lebowski? Jackie Treehorn?,The Gundersons.
The Gundersons.,The? Who the fff--
The? Who the fff--,"The Gundersons. It's a wandering daughter job. Bunny Lebowski, man. Her real name is Fawn Gunderson. Her parents want her back."
There's no ransom if you don't have a hostage. That's what ransom is. Those are the rules.,Zere ARE no ROOLZ!
Zere ARE no ROOLZ!,NO RULES! YOU CABBAGE-EATING SONS- OF-
What the is he talking about?,My rug.
"His name is Lebowski? That's your name, Dude!","Yeah, this is the guy, this guy should compensate me for the rug. I mean his wife goes out and owes money and they on my rug."
"Yeah, well, what do you care, Walter?","Yeah Dude, why is Walter so off?"
"What's a pederast, Walter?","Shut the up, Donny."
If what's during league play?,"Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of"
"Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of","What's wrong with Walter, Dude?"
I am the Walrus.,That
"Shut the up, Donny! V.I. Lenin! Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!",What the is he talking about?
What the is he talking about?,"That's exactly what happened, Dude! That makes me SICK!"
Burkhalter.,I told that a thousand times I don't roll on shabbas.
I told that a thousand times I don't roll on shabbas.,It's already posted.
It's already posted.,WELL THEY CAN UN-POST IT!
that poor woman.,"Walter, if you can't ride in a car, how d'you get around on Shammas--"
"Walter, if you can't ride in a car, how d'you get around on Shammas--","Really, Dude, you surprise me. They're not gonna They're not gonna do What can they do? Fuckin' amateurs. And meanwhile, look at the bottom line. Who's sitting on a million dollars? Am I wrong?"
And then they're gonna stamp on it?!,"Oh for Christ--will you shut the up, Donny."
"Those are good burgers, Walter.","Shut the up, Donny. This kid is in the ninth grade, Dude, and his father is--are you ready for this?-- Arthur Digby Sellers."
"What have you. We'll, uh--",We'll be near the In-and-Out Burger.
We'll be near the In-and-Out Burger.,"Shut the up, Donny. We'll, uh, brace the kid--he'll be a pushover. We'll get that money, if he hasn't spent it already. Million clams. And yes, we'll be near the, uh--some burgers, some beers, a few laughs. Our troubles are over, Dude."
"Who's in pyjamas, Walter?","Shut the up, Donny. Not a bunch of fig-eaters with towels on their heads tryin' to find reverse on a Soviet tank. This is not a worthy--"
"--So he says, ""My son can't hold a job, my daughter's married to a fuckin' loser, and I got a rash on my so bad I can't hardly siddown. But you know me. I can't complain.""","Fuckin' A, man. I got a rash. Fuckin' A, man. I gotta tell ya Tony."
"Jesus, man, can you change the station?","you man! You don't like my music, get your own cab!"
"you man! You don't like my music, get your own cab!",I've had a--
I've had a--,"I pull over and kick your out, man!"
"I pull over and kick your out, man!","--had a rough night, and I hate the Eagles, man--"
"--had a rough night, and I hate the Eagles, man--",That's it! Outta this cab!
"Of course, you do get the good with the bad. The new technology permits us to do exciting things with interactive software. Wave of the future, Dude. 100% electronic.","Uh-huh. Well, I still off manually."
"Uh-huh. Well, I still off manually.","Of course you do. I can see you're anxious for me to get to the point. Well Dude, here it is. Where's Bunny?"
"Of course you do. I can see you're anxious for me to get to the point. Well Dude, here it is. Where's Bunny?","I thought you might know, man."
"I thought you might know, man.",Me? How would I know? The only reason she ran off was to get away from her rather sizable debt to me.
Me? How would I know? The only reason she ran off was to get away from her rather sizable debt to me.,"But she hasn't run off, she's been--"
"I've heard the kidnapping story, so save it. I know you're mixed up in all this, Dude, and I don't care what you're trying to take off her husband. That's your business. All I'm saying is, I want mine.","Yeah, well, right man, there are many facets to this, uh, you know, many interested parties. If I can find your money, man-- what's in it for the Dude?"
"Yeah, well, right man, there are many facets to this, uh, you know, many interested parties. If I can find your money, man-- what's in it for the Dude?","Of course, there's that to discuss. Refill?"
"Of course, there's that to discuss. Refill?",Does the Pope in the woods?
Does the Pope in the woods?,Let's say a 10% finder's fee?
Let's say a 10% finder's fee?,"Okay, Jackie, done. I like the way you do business. Your money is being held by a kid named Larry Sellers. He lives in North Hollywood, on Radford, near the In-and-Out Burger. A real fuckin' brat, but I'm sure your goons'll be able to get it off him, mean he's only fifteen and he's flunking social studies. So if you'll just write me a check for my ten per cent. . . of half a million. . . fifty grand."
"Who the are you, man! Come on, man!","Relax, man! No physical harm intended!"
"Relax, man! No physical harm intended!","Who the are you? Why've you been following me? Come on,"
"Who the are you? Why've you been following me? Come on,","Hey, relax man, I'm a brother shamus."
Brother Shamus? Like an Irish monk?,"Irish m--What the are you talking about? My name's Da Fino! I'm a private snoop! Like you, man!"
"Irish m--What the are you talking about? My name's Da Fino! I'm a private snoop! Like you, man!",Huh?
Is that what that's a picture of?,"In a sense, yes. Elfranco, my robe. My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal. Which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable."
"In a sense, yes. Elfranco, my robe. My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal. Which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable.",Oh yeah?
Oh yeah?,"Yes, they don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say. Whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his ""dick"" or his ""rod"" or his ""Johnson""."
"Yes, they don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say. Whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his ""dick"" or his ""rod"" or his ""Johnson"".","""Johnson""?"
"""Johnson""?",Thank you.
Huh?,"Yes, I know about it. And I know that you acted as courier. And let me tell you something: the whole thing stinks to high heaven."
"Yes, I know about it. And I know that you acted as courier. And let me tell you something: the whole thing stinks to high heaven.","Right, but let me explain something about that rug--"
"Right, but let me explain something about that rug--",Do you like Mr. Lebowski?
Do you like Mr. Lebowski?,Excuse me?
Excuse me?,The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?
The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?,I was talking about my rug.
I was talking about my rug.,You're not interested in
You're not interested in,You mean coitus?
You mean coitus?,"I like it too. It's a male myth about feminists that we hate It can be a natural, zesty enterprise. But unfortunately there are some people--it is called satyriasis in men, nymphomania in women--who engage in it compulsively and without joy."
"I like it too. It's a male myth about feminists that we hate It can be a natural, zesty enterprise. But unfortunately there are some people--it is called satyriasis in men, nymphomania in women--who engage in it compulsively and without joy.","Oh, no."
"Oh, no.","Yes Mr. Lebowski, these unfortunate souls cannot love in the true sense of the word. Our mutual acquaintance Bunny is one of these."
"Yes Mr. Lebowski, these unfortunate souls cannot love in the true sense of the word. Our mutual acquaintance Bunny is one of these.","Listen, Maude, I'm sorry if your stepmother is a but I don't see what it has to do with--do you have any kalhua?"
"Listen, Maude, I'm sorry if your stepmother is a but I don't see what it has to do with--do you have any kalhua?","Take a look at this, sir."
What happened to your house?,Jackie Treehorn trashed the place. Wanted to save the finder's fee.
Jackie Treehorn trashed the place. Wanted to save the finder's fee.,Finder's fee?
Finder's fee?,"He thought I had your father's money, so he got me out of the way while he looked for it."
"He thought I had your father's money, so he got me out of the way while he looked for it.","It's not my father's money, it's the Foundation's. Why did he think you had it? And who does?"
"It's not my father's money, it's the Foundation's. Why did he think you had it? And who does?","Larry Sellers, a high-school kid. Real brat."
Jeffrey--,"It's a complicated case, Maude. Lotta ins, lotta outs. Fortunately I've been adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regimen to keep my mind, you know, limber. I'm real close to your father's money, real close. It's just--"
"It's a complicated case, Maude. Lotta ins, lotta outs. Fortunately I've been adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regimen to keep my mind, you know, limber. I'm real close to your father's money, real close. It's just--","I keep telling you, it's the Foundation's money. Father doesn't have any."
"I keep telling you, it's the Foundation's money. Father doesn't have any.",Huh? He's loaded.
Huh? He's loaded.,"No no, the wealth was all Mother's."
"No no, the wealth was all Mother's.","But your father--he runs stuff, he--"
"But your father--he runs stuff, he--","We did let Father run one of the companies, briefly, but he didn't do very well at it."
"We did let Father run one of the companies, briefly, but he didn't do very well at it.",But he's--
But he's--,"He helps administer the charities now, and I give him a reasonable allowance. He has no money of his own. I know how he likes to present himself; Father's weakness is vanity. Hence the"
"He helps administer the charities now, and I give him a reasonable allowance. He has no money of his own. I know how he likes to present himself; Father's weakness is vanity. Hence the","Huh. Jeez. Well, so, did he--is that yoga?"
"What's your point, Walter?","There's no reason--here's my point, Dude--there's no reason--"
"Forget it, Donny. You're out of your element.","This Chinaman who peed on my rug, I can't go give him a bill so what the are you talking about?"
"This Chinaman who peed on my rug, I can't go give him a bill so what the are you talking about?","What the are you talking about?! This Chinaman is not the issue! I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line you do not, uh--and also, Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred, uh. . . Asian- American. Please."
"What the are you talking about?! This Chinaman is not the issue! I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line you do not, uh--and also, Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred, uh. . . Asian- American. Please.","Walter, this is not a guy who built the rail- roads, here, this is a guy who peed on my--"
"Walter, this is not a guy who built the rail- roads, here, this is a guy who peed on my--",What the are you--
What the are you--,"Walter, he peed on my rug--"
"Way to go, Dude. If you will it, it is no dream.",You're twenty minutes late. What the is that?
You're twenty minutes late. What the is that?,Theodore Herzel.
Theodore Herzel.,Huh?
Huh?,"State of Israel. If you will it, Dude, it is no--"
"State of Israel. If you will it, Dude, it is no--",What the fuck're you talking about? The carrier. What's in the carrier?
What the fuck're you talking about? The carrier. What's in the carrier?,Huh? Oh--Cynthia's Pomeranian. Can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture.
Huh? Oh--Cynthia's Pomeranian. Can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture.,What the are you--
What the are you--,"I'm saying, Cynthia's Pomeranian. I'm looking after it while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii."
"I'm saying, Cynthia's Pomeranian. I'm looking after it while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii.",You brought a Pomeranian bowling?
You brought a Pomeranian bowling?,"What do you mean ""brought it bowling""? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a beer. He's not gonna take your turn, Dude."
"Hey, man, if my ex-wife asked me to take care of her dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu, I'd tell her to go herself. Why can't she board it?","First of all, Dude, you don't have an ex, secondly, it's a show dog with papers. You can't board it. It gets upset, its hair falls out."
"First of all, Dude, you don't have an ex, secondly, it's a show dog with papers. You can't board it. It gets upset, its hair falls out.",Hey man--
Hey man--,"dog has papers, Dude.--Over the line!"
"Huh. I did not know that. Well, it's water under the bridge. And we do enter the next round-robin, am I wrong?","No, you're not wrong--"
"No, you're not wrong--",Am I wrong!
Am I wrong!,"You're not wrong, Walter, you're just an"
 ,"It's all a fake. Like Lenin said, look for the person who will benefit. And you will, uh, you know, you'll, uh, you know what I'm trying to say--"
Those rich This whole thing-- I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this strumpet--,"I don't see any connection to Vietnam, Walter."
"I don't see any connection to Vietnam, Walter.","Well, there isn't a literal connection, Dude."
"Well, there isn't a literal connection, Dude.","Walter, face it, there isn't any connection. It's your roll."
"Walter, face it, there isn't any connection. It's your roll.",Have it your way. The point is--
Have it your way. The point is--,It's your roll--
It's your roll--,The point is--
The point is--,It's your roll.
What the is this?,"My dirty Laundry, Dude. The whites."
"My dirty Laundry, Dude. The whites.",Agh--
Oh Walter.,What the is going on there?
What the is going on there?,"They hung up, Walter! You it up! You it up! Her life was in our hands!"
"They hung up, Walter! You it up! You it up! Her life was in our hands!","Easy, Dude."
"Easy, Dude.",We're now! We don't get and they're gonna her! We're Walter!
We're now! We don't get and they're gonna her! We're Walter!,"Dude, nothing is Come on. You're being very unDude. They'll call back. Look, she kidnapped her--"
"Ya see? Nothing is up here, Dude. Nothing is These guys are amateurs--","Shutup, Walter! Don't say peep when I'm doing business here."
"Shutup, Walter! Don't say peep when I'm doing business here.",Okay Dude. Have it your way.
...Huh?,"Yeah. That's a great plan, Walter. That's ingenious, if I understand it correctly. That's a Swiss watch."
"Yeah. That's a great plan, Walter. That's ingenious, if I understand it correctly. That's a Swiss watch.","Thaaat's right, Dude. The beauty of this is its simplicity. If the plan gets too complex something always goes wrong. If there's one thing I learned in Nam--"
 ,What'd he say? Where's the hand- off?
What'd he say? Where's the hand- off?,"There is no hand-off, Walter! At a wooden bridge we throw the money out of the car!"
"There is no hand-off, Walter! At a wooden bridge we throw the money out of the car!",Huh?
Huh?,We throw the money out of the moving car!
"Walter, what'm I gonna tell Lebowski?",I told that down at the league office-- who's in charge of scheduling?
I told that down at the league office-- who's in charge of scheduling?,Walter--
"Yeah, and in the meantime what do I tell Lebowski?","Saturday is shabbas. Jewish day of rest. Means I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as don't roll!"
"But Walter, we didn't make the hand- off! They didn't get, the money and they're gonna-- they're gonna--","Yeah yeah, ""kill that poor woman."""
"You don't know, Walter? You seem to know the answer to everything else!","Hmm. Well, we were in a handicapped spot. It, uh, it was probably towed."
"Hmm. Well, we were in a handicapped spot. It, uh, it was probably towed.","It's been stolen, Walter! You know it's been stolen!"
"It's been stolen, Walter! You know it's been stolen!","Well, certainly that's a possibility, Dude--"
"Well, certainly that's a possibility, Dude--","Aw, it."
I figure my only hope is that the big Lebowski kills me before the Germans can cut my off.,"Now that is ridiculous, Dude. No one is going to cut your off."
"Now that is ridiculous, Dude. No one is going to cut your off.",Thanks Walter.
Thanks Walter.,Not if I have anything to say about it.
Not if I have anything to say about it.,"Yeah, thanks Walter. That gives me a very secure feeling."
"Yeah, thanks Walter. That gives me a very secure feeling.",Dude--
Dude--,That makes me feel all warm inside.
That makes me feel all warm inside.,Now Dude--
Now Dude--,This whole thing--I could be sitting here with just on my rug.
Who the is that?,Huh?
Huh?,Who the is Arthur Digby Sellers?
Who the is Arthur Digby Sellers?,"Who the f--have you ever heard of a little show called Branded, Dude?"
"Who the f--have you ever heard of a little show called Branded, Dude?",Yeah.
Yeah.,All but one man died? There at Bitter Creek?
All but one man died? There at Bitter Creek?,"Yeah yeah, I know the show Walter, so what?"
"Yeah yeah, I know the show Walter, so what?","Arthur Digby Sellers wrote 156 episodes, Dude."
"Arthur Digby Sellers wrote 156 episodes, Dude.",Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.,The bulk of the series.
The bulk of the series.,Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.,Not exactly a lightweight.
Not exactly a lightweight.,No.
No.,And yet his son is a dunce.
And yet his son is a dunce.,Uh.
Uh.,"Yeah, go figure. Well we'll go out there after the, uh, the."
"Is this yours, Larry? Is this your homework, Larry?",Is the car out front yours?
Is the car out front yours?,"Is this your homework, Larry?"
"Is this your homework, Larry?","We know it's his homework, Walter! Where's the money, you little brat?"
"Walter, if you're there, pick up the phone. Pick it up, Walter, this is an emergency. I'm not--",Dude?
Dude?,"Walter, listen, I'm at my place, I need you to come pick me up--"
"Walter, listen, I'm at my place, I need you to come pick me up--","I can't drive, Dude, it's erev shabbas."
"I can't drive, Dude, it's erev shabbas.",Huh?
Huh?,"Erev shabbas. I can't drive. I'm not even supposed to pick up the phone, unless it's an emergency."
"Erev shabbas. I can't drive. I'm not even supposed to pick up the phone, unless it's an emergency.",It is a emergency.
It is a emergency.,I understand. That's why I picked up the phone.
I understand. That's why I picked up the phone.,"THEN WHY CAN'T never mind, just call Donny then, and ask him to--"
"THEN WHY CAN'T never mind, just call Donny then, and ask him to--","Dude, I'm not supposed to make calls--"
"Dude, I'm not supposed to make calls--","WALTER, YOU WE GOTTA GO TO PASADENA! COME PICK ME UP OR I'M OFF THE BOWLING TEAM!"
AS IF WE WOULD EVER DREAM OF TAKING YOUR MONEY!,"You thought Bunny'd been kidnapped and you could use it as a pretext to make some money disappear. All you needed was a sap to pin it on, and you'd just met me. You thought, hey, a deadbeat, a loser, someone the square community won't give a about."
"It's all over, man! We call your bluff!","WALTER, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE! HE'S CRIPPLED! PUT HIM DOWN!"
"WALTER, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE! HE'S CRIPPLED! PUT HIM DOWN!","Sure, I'll put him down, Dude. RAUSS! ACHTUNG, BABY!!"
"Oh,","He can't walk, Walter!"
"He can't walk, Walter!","Yeah, I can see that, Dude."
Sure you'll see some tank battles. But fighting in desert is very different from fighting in canopy jungle.,Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.,"I mean 'Nam was a foot soldier's war whereas, uh, this thing should be a cakewalk. I mean I had an M16, Jacko, not an Abrams tank. Just me and Charlie, man, eyeball to eyeball."
"I mean 'Nam was a foot soldier's war whereas, uh, this thing should be a cakewalk. I mean I had an M16, Jacko, not an Abrams tank. Just me and Charlie, man, eyeball to eyeball.",Yeah.
Yeah.,"That's fuckin' combat. The man in the black pyjamas, Dude. Worthy fuckin' adversary."
We're scattering the ashes!,Walter--
Walter--,JUST BECAUSE WE'RE BEREAVED DOESN'T MEAN WE'RE SAPS!
Goddamnit Walter! You,"Dude! Dude, I'm sorry!"
You make everything a travesty!,"Dude, I'm--it was an accident!"
What about that about Vietnam!,"Dude, I'm sorry--"
"Dude, I'm sorry--",What the does Vietnam have to do with anything! What the were you talking about?!
"Dude, I'm sorry--",You're a Walter!
Shut the up. Hello?,Yeah?
Yeah?,"Okay, listen--"
Dude here.,"Okay, vee proceed. But only if there is no funny stuff."
"Okay, vee proceed. But only if there is no funny stuff.",Yeah.
Yeah.,So no funny stuff. Okay?
So no funny stuff. Okay?,"Hey, just tell me where the you want us to go."
Ah it.,Sure! it! That's your answer! Tattoo it on your forehead! Your answer to everything!
"Where's my money, you bum?!",Well we--I don't--
Well we--I don't--,"They did not receive the money, you nitwit! They did not receive the money. HER LIFE WAS IN YOUR HANDS!"
"C'mon man, who're you gonna believe? Those guys are--we dropped off the money--",WHAT?!
WHAT?!,"I--the royal we, you know, the editorial--I dropped off the money, exactly as per--Look, I've got certain information, certain things have come to light, and uh, has it ever occurred to you, man, that given the nature of all this new that, uh, instead of running around blaming me, that this whole thing might just be, not, you know, not just such a simple, but uh--you know?"
"I--the royal we, you know, the editorial--I dropped off the money, exactly as per--Look, I've got certain information, certain things have come to light, and uh, has it ever occurred to you, man, that given the nature of all this new that, uh, instead of running around blaming me, that this whole thing might just be, not, you know, not just such a simple, but uh--you know?",What in God's holy name are you blathering about?
What in God's holy name are you blathering about?,I'll tell you what I'm blathering about! I got information--new has come to light man! She kidnapped herself!
Who the is he?,I'll tell you who I am! I'm the guy who's gonna KICK YOUR PHONY GOLDBRICKING
"Look at that phony, Dude! Pretending to be a millionaire!",I said out. Now.
I said out. Now.,"Let me tell you something else. I've seen a lot of spinals, Dude, and this guy is a fake. A goldbricker."
This guy walks. I've never been more certain of anything in my life!,"Stay away from me, mister!"
"Oh,","You're bullies! Cowards, both of you!"
sorry man.,Stay away from me! You bullies! You and these women! You won't leave a man his balls!
Walter--,YOU THINK I'M AROUND HERE? MARK IT ZERO!!
YOU THINK I'M AROUND HERE? MARK IT ZERO!!,All right! There it is! It's zero!
"You happy, you crazy","This is a league game, Smokey!"
What do you think?,Sounds like a plan.
Sounds like a plan.,What do you really think?
What do you really think?,These guys are bricks cause they're no longer on the top of the food chain. They're going to us the first chance they get.
"I am worrying. Seems to me, you're starting to get confused as to which side of the line you're standing on.",Pretty hollow words coming from a man who spent the last year running with the enemy.
Pretty hollow words coming from a man who spent the last year running with the enemy.,What the is that supposed to mean?
What the is that supposed to mean?,"It means I'm starting to wonder if the vampires still have their hooks in you. You've been acting strange ever since I gave you the cure. Reckless, quick to anger -- You said it yourself, Whistler. Those vampires knew our defense system backwards and forwards. Where'd they get their intel?"
Your security's for kid.,Where the have you been?
Where the have you been?,Just out connecting a few dots.
"Kiss your goodbye, Reinhardt.","You're wasting your time, Blade. The flechette's a dud."
"Hey, hey! The you doing?!","Getting your attention, Paco."
"Getting your attention, Paco.","Well you've got it, warmblood. Now what the are you gonna do with it?"
"Listen, hillbilly, you are a away from cowboy heaven.","Ain't no thing but a chicken wing, buttercup."
What the you doing?,"Ain't nobody here but you and me, chicken wing. I'd say this is as good a time as any to settle up."
"Tell me something, Skid --",Scud.
Scud.,Whatever -- What'd you do to the Charger?
Whatever -- What'd you do to the Charger?,"The Just made a few after market modifications. Nitrous-oxide injection system, forged aluminum pistons and crankshaft, higher flowing fuel pump."
"The Just made a few after market modifications. Nitrous-oxide injection system, forged aluminum pistons and crankshaft, higher flowing fuel pump.",Gave it a more aggressive exhaust profile ramping.
Gave it a more aggressive exhaust profile ramping.,yeah. Whole package'll crank this betty up another three-hundred horsepower.
yeah. Whole package'll crank this betty up another three-hundred horsepower.,And you'll burn the thing out before your next oil change.
"Hey, you think I don't know what's at stake here? We practically compromised our whole operation to save your puckered old And for what?","Our operation?! Our operation?! I built this operation, you stain."
This whole deal's giving me a serious case of the,"Look, kid, they obviously found your base of operations. If it was a trap, why flip their dicks by announcing themselves?"
"Yeah, your little cootchie knew.",You little When did they get to you?
You little When did they get to you?,"Back when Blade had me hunting down your puckered old What's up with your hair, anyway? Willie Nelson look-a-like?"
"You can't do this, he's human, it's","It's war, now get the out of the way!"
-- but then I remember what an you were and I'm snapped back to reality.,"Jesus, Karen, you're breaking my heart here --"
#NAME?,"Hey, folklore--"
"The bitched-out babe in back here is one Anna Tassio--we met one dark and stormy night in a Blair Witch chat room, we all did--",--Christ almighty--
--Christ almighty--,--but she was nicer then--sweeter-- she hadn't vomited twice already like today--
--but she was nicer then--sweeter-- she hadn't vomited twice already like today--,"--it's called ""morning sickness,"""
"--it's called ""morning sickness,""",--a six week bun in the oven--
This is funny?? This is tens of thousands of dollars! You I'll see you in court!!,"Not the only things missing, Nick."
"--nothing left to play 'em on, honey.","Oh, sorry, right."
"Oh, sorry, right.","You can be sure, though, I'm going to be looking at every second of 'em when I get back to Baltimore--I get proof who stole my and I call the cops!"
"You can be sure, though, I'm going to be looking at every second of 'em when I get back to Baltimore--I get proof who stole my and I call the cops!","We're ticketed to fly back from Baltimore, anyway."
--or someone--,#NAME?
"For once could you just sit down, shut up, and give something a <u>chance</u>?",We're leaving--case dismissed for lack of evidence. Maybe on the ride home we can figure how the we're going to graduate with no thesis.
We're leaving--case dismissed for lack of evidence. Maybe on the ride home we can figure how the we're going to graduate with no thesis.,"I'm not going anywhere, 'til--"
"I'm not going anywhere, 'til--", 
"I don't know what it is, but there is something <u>happening</u> here, and it's starting to scare the living out me, and look, I'm just <u>not</u> going to argue the point anymore--you want to stay here, stay, but I've got to get the out of here, and I'm begging you to come <u>with</u> me.",I can't.
I can't.,Then I'm going--
Then I'm going--,"--no, you're not. You love me too much. You don't want to see them me."
"Oh, Jesus, no--","your pieties! You were the next to die,"
<u>This</u> is what you wanted enhanced?,Yeah.
Yeah.,You mind me asking: why the
You mind me asking: why the,"The, uh, blur there."
"The, uh, blur there.",Looks like a rope.
"I know you're in there, you piece of",You have to go.
You have to go.,Not until I get that Beta Cam back! We're both in a world of here!!
Not until I get that Beta Cam back! We're both in a world of here!!,I can't.
I can't.,"It's my <u>job</u>, man!!"
"It's my <u>job</u>, man!!",I can't let you in.
How'd you know they were--,--hunch. Just sort've saw 'em there.
--hunch. Just sort've saw 'em there.,My saw those four baboons put 'em there!
My saw those four baboons put 'em there!,No.
I don't think it was them.,"Oh, who did then? Blair Witch? Snatching equipment to make her own sequel?"
"Oh, who did then? Blair Witch? Snatching equipment to make her own sequel?",I don't know yet.
I don't know yet.,"Well, please keep me informed!"
Does it hurt?,Like Play the tape.
Nice tent.,Hadn't even opened the thing since Cub scouts.
Hadn't even opened the thing since Cub scouts.,Never would've guessed.
Never would've guessed.,So where the am I going to sleep?
So where the am I going to sleep?,"If you're looking at me, look elsewhere."
"If you're looking at me, look elsewhere.",I've got the Panasonic Portable DVD player.
What I never could figure about the movie?,What?
What?,"Three people: two guys, a girl-- sleeping in the same motel room, the same tent night after night."
"Three people: two guys, a girl-- sleeping in the same motel room, the same tent night after night.",Yeah?
Yeah?,No
No,No.
No.,"Made no sense. Scared out of their minds, and the greatest stress reliever in creation right at their fingertips. Nada."
"Made no sense. Scared out of their minds, and the greatest stress reliever in creation right at their fingertips. Nada.",No sense at all. I'm a little stressed.
No sense at all. I'm a little stressed.,Try a long walk.
Get <u>out</u> of here!,What're you doing with all this
"Me, too.","Hey, I got a whole editing suite in my loft--more the merrier."
Mi casa y su casa!,Su casa y hole-o.
Su casa y hole-o.,"Hey, hon'--this is what pays the rent and tuition."
Same trees. They took Elly Kedward out to the same kind of trees.,"--I look and look in the tree, all I ever see, he's always there watching, that owl, over and over--"
"--I look and look in the tree, all I ever see, he's always there watching, that owl, over and over--",#NAME?
#NAME?,"--anywhere, anywhere, all up and live, all the owl--"
What the,--I don't know.
Nobody's going anywhere--,I don't think I'm ever leaving this place again--
I don't think I'm ever leaving this place again--,"--one of us, all of us--I have no idea--brought whatever this thing is back here. We're not going to go out there and spread it around like Typhoid Mary. We're gonna figure it out, we're gonna bring a <u>end</u> to it."
"This is her equally on-the-rag boy- friend, Nick Leavitt--",--turn the camera off--
--turn the camera off--,"--they're from UMass, doing some kind of term paper--"
"--they're from UMass, doing some kind of term paper--",--Graduate Thesis--
--Graduate Thesis--,--about the Witch--
Was it <u>every</u> day or just semi- weekly you got your kicked as a kid?,<u>Now</u> you can bring the vehicle to a stop: there on the left.
--and none of 'em were mine! where the was everybody???,Asleep--
Asleep--,"--what happened to the ""Witch-watch??"""
"--what happened to the ""Witch-watch??""","--I dunno, I just woke up--"
"There's four other angles, man, we haven't even--","--great: we can watch Domini sleep for hours--or, maybe if we stay at it for a couple of days, maybe a deer'll dash by!"
"Just let it go, I've got you!",What're you nuts--
What're you nuts--,"--it's less than four feet, just--"
"--it's less than four feet, just--", 
"The four of you really have too much spare time on your hands, don't you?",And what's your excuse for being here?
 ,"--she wasn't a witch--we embrace nature, not evil--"
The good old days: toasting marsh- mallows over a burning witch.,"They never burned witches in this country, they hanged them."
"They never burned witches in this country, they hanged them.","Whatever--all I know is the persecution's going to start all over again, they keep pumping out inflammatory like this movie--"
Finally got her back to sleep.,"Nick, what you should do is get her back up and get her to a <u>doctor</u>."
"Nick, what you should do is get her back up and get her to a <u>doctor</u>.","Jesus, you don't think I know that? You don't think I've tried? She won't <u>go</u>-- she won't leave this place."
"Jesus, you don't think I know that? You don't think I've tried? She won't <u>go</u>-- she won't leave this place.",She's off her rocker--
She's off her rocker--,--I know!
--I know!,I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.,"Yeah, I know. It's...alright. We're all a little--"
"Yeah, I know. It's...alright. We're all a little--",--a <u>lot</u>.
--a <u>lot</u>.,Heather.
Heather.,Yeah.
Yeah.,Okay. Hypothetically.
Okay. Hypothetically.,Shoot.
Shoot.,You think....there could've been something up in those woods that Anna--
You think....there could've been something up in those woods that Anna--,"--it's not a could've--there <u>was</u>, Nick. And it up Anna, and did something to Domini, and it caused my father to die, and it's here <u>with</u> us in this place <u>now</u>. And I don't have one single idea in what's going to happen next, just that it's going to happen to one of us. And then the other. And then the other. It's going to get into our <u>brains</u>."
Spare me.,"Hey, chemicals, fear, sleep- deprivation--and a round-the-clock obsession with the occult--hell've a recipe for a"
No. We <u>all</u> go.,Anna--
Anna--,Anna!
What the fuck's going on here?,"Does she have marks, Nick--like the ones we have, that Domini had?"
"Does she have marks, Nick--like the ones we have, that Domini had?",Why?
Why?,"Does she, goddamnit??"
"Does she, goddamnit??",Not that I've seen--but that has no meaning--that means nothing.
"I knew it. 'Cause we wouldn't have heard anything if it was him. He's real careful. Fact is, he's",...Huh?
...Huh?,"Yeah, he told me once himself. He said to me..."
Uh-huh.,"I said, Marty, how come you're and I gotta go to the psychiatrist?"
"I said, Marty, how come you're and I gotta go to the psychiatrist?",What'd he say?
"...You get a refund though, if you tell me who else she's been sluicing.","I want that money. If you wanna tell me something, fine--"
"I want that money. If you wanna tell me something, fine--","What're you, a marriage counselor?"
You want me to 'em.,I didn't say that. Well?
I didn't say that. Well?,Well what?
Well what?,What do you think?
What do you think?,You're an idiot.
"So, uh... this wouldn't interest you.",I didn't say that. All I said was you're an idiot. you been thinking about it so much it's driving you simple.
...it's too risky.,Then you shouldn't have done it. Can't have it both ways.
...I thought you were dead. Going home?,No. I think I'll stay right here in
No. I think I'll stay right here in,"Kind of a bleak point of view there, isn't it Marty?"
"Kind of a bleak point of view there, isn't it Marty?",Meurice...
...I don't want that near my money. I don't even want him in the bar.,"We get a lot of assholes in here, Marty."
...and Abby. Maybe. But as far as I'm concerned that only leaves one possibility.,What's that?
"Suave. are you suave, you You want some beer?","Certainly Frank. Darling, get some glasses. We'll have some beer with Frank. Won't you sit down?"
Ben! How the are ya?,Fine Frank. Fine. How are you?
Fine Frank. Fine. How are you?,"Fuckin' good, real fuckin' good. You know this little tid bit, Dorothy, and this thing, here, is a neighbor. What the we're doin' with a neighbor, I don't know. This is the suavest guy I know. look at you. You're one beautiful Ben. I love this jacket and that cigarette holder of yours. that is too fuckin' much. Where's those glasses. this beer's gonna get too warm. I can't stand fuckin' warm beer. it makes me puke."
"Fuckin' good, real fuckin' good. You know this little tid bit, Dorothy, and this thing, here, is a neighbor. What the we're doin' with a neighbor, I don't know. This is the suavest guy I know. look at you. You're one beautiful Ben. I love this jacket and that cigarette holder of yours. that is too fuckin' much. Where's those glasses. this beer's gonna get too warm. I can't stand fuckin' warm beer. it makes me puke.","Darling, where are the glasses?. Oh. here they are."
. MOMMY!.,. mommy's here.
. mommy's here.,Baby wants to
Frank gone?,Yeah. but get outta here. He's comin' back.
Yeah. but get outta here. He's comin' back.,Bull.
Bull.,"Alright, suit yourself."
"Alright, suit yourself.",He's comin' back?. What for?
He's comin' back?. What for?,"'Cause he's comin' back, that's what for. Frank's got you really loaded tonight."
"'Cause he's comin' back, that's what for. Frank's got you really loaded tonight.","Yeah, maybe so. Frank's got me. and you. and really it's all thanks to Don. isn't it. remember that. Your husband was the one who started my mind with drugs."
"Yeah, maybe so. Frank's got me. and you. and really it's all thanks to Don. isn't it. remember that. Your husband was the one who started my mind with drugs.","Oh he forced you, huh?"
"Oh he forced you, huh?","He's the reformed dealer though who wanted to turn himself in. he's the one that caused Frank to come and Frank's us real good. I just feel so I'm supposed to be here watching you why can't I be here you. Listen. I know his cock's the size of a pin - let me give you the real thing. let me wet my whistle, baby."
"He's the reformed dealer though who wanted to turn himself in. he's the one that caused Frank to come and Frank's us real good. I just feel so I'm supposed to be here watching you why can't I be here you. Listen. I know his cock's the size of a pin - let me give you the real thing. let me wet my whistle, baby.",No way. get out. I'm gonna tell Frank. I'm gonna tell him what you said.
No way. get out. I'm gonna tell Frank. I'm gonna tell him what you said.,"Okay, I'm goin'. You'll see. I'll get you."
I'll call you.,Okay. soon? Do you think I'm too
Okay. soon? Do you think I'm too,What?
What?,I'm getting a little bit I hate that.
I'm getting a little bit I hate that.,You look beautiful to me.
"We're looking for him. In your opinion, why did Frank kidnap Dorothy's son and husband?",He became obsessed with her. She hated him. He had to have her. He kidnapped them to control her. to make her do things. Then she wanted to commit suicide so he started cutting off ears as a warning to her to stay alive. I'm not kidding. Frank loved blue. blue velvet. He had to have Dorothy cause her whole life was blue.
He became obsessed with her. She hated him. He had to have her. He kidnapped them to control her. to make her do things. Then she wanted to commit suicide so he started cutting off ears as a warning to her to stay alive. I'm not kidding. Frank loved blue. blue velvet. He had to have Dorothy cause her whole life was blue.,You seemed to see some very interesting things on your little escapade with Dorothy Vallens.
You seemed to see some very interesting things on your little escapade with Dorothy Vallens.,Yeah. I guess I did. What's going to happen to me?
Yeah. I guess I did. What's going to happen to me?,We're going to leave that up to Detective Williams. I'll tell you though. you're okay. you shot a real son of a
We're going to leave that up to Detective Williams. I'll tell you though. you're okay. you shot a real son of a,"Yeah. I sure know that. Yeah, but how many more are out there?"
"Don't be a good neighbor to her or I'm gonna send you a love letter. straight from my heart, You know what a love letter is? It's a bullet. straight from my gun, Once you get a love letter from me, you're forever. Understand,",Yes.
Yes.,I'll send you straight to
Raymond! Where's the fuckin' beer?,Right here Frank. You want me to pour it?
Right here Frank. You want me to pour it?,"No, I want ya to it. yes. pour the fuckin' beer."
"No, I want ya to it. yes. pour the fuckin' beer.",There ya go.
There ya go.,"Good, let's drink up."
You want to tell me about it?,". OK. It's a strange world, Sandy. this is what I have found out. What I think I have found out. Dorothy Vallens is married to a man named Don. they have a son. I think the son and the husband have been kidnapped by a man named Frank who has now cut off both of Don's ears. I think he is holding them to make her do things for him. I think she wants to die. the ears were for her a warning to stay alive. there is another man involved. I call him the ""yellow man"". you saw his back the other day in the hall at her door. I don't know what he does but I think he's on drugs supplied by Frank. Frank is a very dangerous man."
". OK. It's a strange world, Sandy. this is what I have found out. What I think I have found out. Dorothy Vallens is married to a man named Don. they have a son. I think the son and the husband have been kidnapped by a man named Frank who has now cut off both of Don's ears. I think he is holding them to make her do things for him. I think she wants to die. the ears were for her a warning to stay alive. there is another man involved. I call him the ""yellow man"". you saw his back the other day in the hall at her door. I don't know what he does but I think he's on drugs supplied by Frank. Frank is a very dangerous man.",Wow. Should you tell my father?
Wow. Should you tell my father?,I don't see how I can. and I can't prove any of this. I got all this information illegally. also it could get you in trouble.
I don't see how I can. and I can't prove any of this. I got all this information illegally. also it could get you in trouble.,You saw a lot in one night.
You saw a lot in one night.,. Actually. I've been in twice.
. Actually. I've been in twice.,Twice. without her sensing anything?
Twice. without her sensing anything?,Yes.
Yes.,Did you see her undressed?
Did you see her undressed?,"Yeah. I mean. a little, . you know."
"Yeah. I mean. a little, . you know.",Yeah?
Yeah?,"That doesn't bother you, does it?"
"That doesn't bother you, does it?","Who, me? Why should it?"
"Who, me? Why should it?",That's what I thought.
That's what I thought.,You're sure right. It is a strange world.
You're sure right. It is a strange world.,Why are there people like Frank. Why is there so much trouble in this world.?
"Hey, you ivy league COME HERE!","Later Mike. I gotta take care of someone who's hurt here, in case you haven't noticed."
"Hey come here, you stole my girl, you I'm gonna kick your right in front of your house.",... Stop it Mike.
I've been holding this for him for three weeks. You tell Diego I don't appreciate it. You tell him I want my money by Friday. Can you do that?,Um-hmm.
Are you sure you're okay? You're pale.,I feel like Me and my frigging nosebleeds.
I feel like Me and my frigging nosebleeds.,"I'm taking you to the doctor when we get home, and I don't want to hear any arguments."
"I'm taking you to the doctor when we get home, and I don't want to hear any arguments.",Would you be bummed out if I didn't go to Chicago with you?
Would you be bummed out if I didn't go to Chicago with you?,"No, not at all. Sure. You're right. You fly home and get some rest."
"No, not at all. Sure. You're right. You fly home and get some rest.",Nice first impression. A nose bleed in front of your parents.
Nice first impression. A nose bleed in front of your parents.,"Oh my G-d, how embarrassing were they? I wanted to shoot myself."
"Oh my G-d, how embarrassing were they? I wanted to shoot myself.","Oh, they weren't that bad. I mean, they were kind of cute."
"Oh, they weren't that bad. I mean, they were kind of cute.",Promise me that we'll never be like them. I don't want to wind up like that.
Promise me that we'll never be like them. I don't want to wind up like that.,"Relax, baby. We're going to wind up like us."
Surprise.,"Baby, you didn't have to come."
"Baby, you didn't have to come.","What, and miss all the fun? C'mon, not a chance. So, what's the verdict?"
"What, and miss all the fun? C'mon, not a chance. So, what's the verdict?",Lawyer says he can plead it down to five years. I'll serve two.
Lawyer says he can plead it down to five years. I'll serve two.,"Two years. George, I can't wait that long."
"Two years. George, I can't wait that long.",What? You're not going to wait for me?
What? You're not going to wait for me?,"George, I went to the doctor. I don't have two years."
"George, I went to the doctor. I don't have two years.","Which brings me to rule number three: which says, rules one and two, skip bail and take off."
"Tuna, this is",I know it's not the greatest. It's commercial.
I know it's not the greatest. It's commercial.,It's garbage.
"Mr. Jung, you're a convicted felon, correct?","Yes, I am."
"Yes, I am.",Do you have any agreement or understanding whatsoever with the United States government in regards to your testimony?
Do you have any agreement or understanding whatsoever with the United States government in regards to your testimony?,"No, I cam here out of my own volition."
"No, I cam here out of my own volition.",Excuse me?
Excuse me?,Something about vengance being best served cold.
Something about vengance being best served cold.,"Really. Are you getting paid, Mr. Jung?"
"Really. Are you getting paid, Mr. Jung?",Excuse me?
Excuse me?,"Mr. Jung, don't you have an agreement or understanding with the United States Government in connection with your testimony in this case?"
"Mr. Jung, don't you have an agreement or understanding with the United States Government in connection with your testimony in this case?","I'm doing sixty years at Otisville, no chance of parole. Even if they cut my sentence in half I'll be seventy-three years old. That's some deal. I don't know if the parole board, the judge, the pope or Jesus Christ himself can get me out of here. I have a really bad record, I'm not sure what's going to happen."
"I'm doing sixty years at Otisville, no chance of parole. Even if they cut my sentence in half I'll be seventy-three years old. That's some deal. I don't know if the parole board, the judge, the pope or Jesus Christ himself can get me out of here. I have a really bad record, I'm not sure what's going to happen.","So you do have an agreement with the United States Government, Mr. Jung, correct?"
Hmm. I see. Will there be clothes in the suitcase?,"What? Yeah, sure."
"What? Yeah, sure.",Whose cloths? Your clothes?
Whose cloths? Your clothes?,"My clothes, your clothes. What does it matter?"
"My clothes, your clothes. What does it matter?",I would like to know the contents. Every detail is important.
I would like to know the contents. Every detail is important.,"What are we doing here, Diego? This guy's a clown. He's talking about clothes."
"What are we doing here, Diego? This guy's a clown. He's talking about clothes.",I demand to know everything. I do not trust six-hundred thousand dollars of coca to someone I don't know.
I demand to know everything. I do not trust six-hundred thousand dollars of coca to someone I don't know.,It's a lousy fifteen kilos. I fifteen kilos.
It's a lousy fifteen kilos. I fifteen kilos.,The coca is my responsibility!
The coca is my responsibility!,You're a amateur!
What the is that?,It's your grass.
"Happy Birthday, George. Mirtha invited me.",Yeah. She told me.
Yeah. She told me.,"Look, I'm sorry about everything. I feel like an idiot. You were right. I did you. And then Diego me. Cut me out, too."
"Look, I'm sorry about everything. I feel like an idiot. You were right. I did you. And then Diego me. Cut me out, too.",I heard.
I heard.,I lost sight of everything. Forgot who my friends were.
I lost sight of everything. Forgot who my friends were.,"It's in the past. I'm out of the business now, so forget about it. No hard feelings. We need to move on. And besides, I'm sorry, too."
"It's in the past. I'm out of the business now, so forget about it. No hard feelings. We need to move on. And besides, I'm sorry, too.",You?
You?,For calling you a
For calling you a,That was out of line.
George? You better get yourself a good lawyer this time. We're gonna nail your to the wall on this one.,"Oh hey, one more thing?"
"Oh hey, one more thing?",What's that?
What's that?,Get me a six pack.
That's over fifty-thousand dollars profit per kilo.,"And that's wholesale. Cut it a few times and retail, you're looking at two, three-hundred thousand."
"And that's wholesale. Cut it a few times and retail, you're looking at two, three-hundred thousand.",Oh my G-d.
Oh my G-d.,"Yes. And a kilo of coca is smaller than a kilo of your precious marijuana. Everything is the same, George, except instead of thousands, you are making millions."
"Yes. And a kilo of coca is smaller than a kilo of your precious marijuana. Everything is the same, George, except instead of thousands, you are making millions.",Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ.,Now do you see what I am saying?
Now do you see what I am saying?,Getting it here is no problem. Trust me. I'll fly it in myself if I have to. What about supply? How much can we get?
Getting it here is no problem. Trust me. I'll fly it in myself if I have to. What about supply? How much can we get?,"Don't worry. We will talk of everything. We have the time. You arrive here with a Bachelor of Marijuana, but you will leave with a Doctorate of Cocaine."
"What's the matter, George?",What's the matter? We're moving three hundred kilos and we're making dogshit.
What's the matter? We're moving three hundred kilos and we're making dogshit.,"A million dollars for our first run is not bad, George."
"A million dollars for our first run is not bad, George.",It is bad. It's chump change. We might as well be hauling suitcases across the border. We're getting
It is bad. It's chump change. We might as well be hauling suitcases across the border. We're getting,I know.
I know.,"And what happens when these guys stop paying? Sooner or later, these guys are going to cut us out. Then where are we?"
"And what happens when these guys stop paying? Sooner or later, these guys are going to cut us out. Then where are we?","That's my George, always thinking."
George.,"Jesus Christ, Diego, where are you? It's been eleven days and these guys want their money."
"Jesus Christ, Diego, where are you? It's been eleven days and these guys want their money.","Bad news, George. I'm in Colombia."
"Bad news, George. I'm in Colombia.","Well, you better get here fast. I'm sitting on..."
"George, good to see you, my brother.",What the is going on? When did you get out of jail?
What the is going on? When did you get out of jail?,"Pablo used his influence. Now, George, watch what you say. Everybody hears everything. A lot of things get said and done that, well, let's just say this isn't America. Life is cheap here, you know? No offense, but you know what I'm saying?"
"Pablo used his influence. Now, George, watch what you say. Everybody hears everything. A lot of things get said and done that, well, let's just say this isn't America. Life is cheap here, you know? No offense, but you know what I'm saying?",Yeah. Keep my mouth shut and let you do the talking.
Yeah. Keep my mouth shut and let you do the talking.,Right. Now who is the person in California? The connection?
Right. Now who is the person in California? The connection?,Just a friend.
Just a friend.,"Who? I need to know. Ah, never mind. We'll talk about it later."
"Who? I need to know. Ah, never mind. We'll talk about it later.",Yeah. You do the talking.
I'm calling it three.,We're half a million off.
We're half a million off.,it. I'm not counting it again.
it. I'm not counting it again.,"Weight it. If it's sixty pounds, it's three. If it's fifty, it's two-point five."
"Weight it. If it's sixty pounds, it's three. If it's fifty, it's two-point five.",I don't give a Close enough.
Are you comfortable with this?,"George, we've got sixty-one million dollars. It's either here or someplace else. We've got to put it somewhere. Unless you want to launder it."
"George, we've got sixty-one million dollars. It's either here or someplace else. We've got to put it somewhere. Unless you want to launder it.",And keep only forty-percent? No thanks.
And keep only forty-percent? No thanks.,Then relax. It's a federal bank. Guaranteed by the government. And Senor Noriega has very lenient banking principles. No questions. No problems. All the pesados keep their money here. Even El Padrino. What do you worry? Everyone knows we are with Escobar. Who is going to with us?
Three years. How long have we been in business? Three years. Does she get to meet your connection? Was she good enough?,"Shut up, Diego. They're going to be here any minute. I'm trying to concentrate."
"Shut up, Diego. They're going to be here any minute. I'm trying to concentrate.","I'm very angry with you, George. Very angry. You don't take me to California, but you take your wife? A woman? I understand you love her, but it was you and me who started this. You and me."
"I'm very angry with you, George. Very angry. You don't take me to California, but you take your wife? A woman? I understand you love her, but it was you and me who started this. You and me.","What do you need my connection for, Diego? What are you going to do with it?"
"What do you need my connection for, Diego? What are you going to do with it?",What do I do with it? Nothing. It's for peace of mind. It's for the principle.
"Estoy bien, okay? Everything is alright. There's no problem. Okay? This never happened. No one has to know anything about this. Diego, I want you to calmly tell them where the coke is. Do it now.",Es un Ford blanco junto a una pick-up.
"Well, you know. It's um...","Oh, shut up, Fred. Shut your big mouth. You don't buy it all at once. It's called layaway."
"George, you look terrible.","Yeah, well..."
"Yeah, well...",Diego?
Diego?,Yeah.
Yeah.,Please. Sit down. We'll drink some scotch.
Please. Sit down. We'll drink some scotch.,I didn't come here to drink scotch.
I didn't come here to drink scotch.,"I see. I'm sorry about this, George. I'm not happy about this situation. It's bad. You now know who your Brutus is."
"I see. I'm sorry about this, George. I'm not happy about this situation. It's bad. You now know who your Brutus is.","You know why I'm here. You know what I have to do. I came here for permission. Out of respect, Pablo. This is he's making me look like a punk."
"You know why I'm here. You know what I have to do. I came here for permission. Out of respect, Pablo. This is he's making me look like a punk.","It is very difficult. Diego makes me a lot of money. If Diego goes so does the money. You were an excellent teacher, George. When the student has learned well, the teacher is no longer necessary. We must remember we have wives, friends, familia. Even familia that has not been born. But sometimes, we must forget as well. I am like you. I must teach the lesson. We want to teach the lesson. But we cannot. We must remember that life is the teacher."
"It is very difficult. Diego makes me a lot of money. If Diego goes so does the money. You were an excellent teacher, George. When the student has learned well, the teacher is no longer necessary. We must remember we have wives, friends, familia. Even familia that has not been born. But sometimes, we must forget as well. I am like you. I must teach the lesson. We want to teach the lesson. But we cannot. We must remember that life is the teacher.",You're saying life will take care of Diego?
You're saying life will take care of Diego?,"Life will take care of everybody. Diego, me, you. It is the teacher."
"Life will take care of everybody. Diego, me, you. It is the teacher.","I get it. I'm really Pablo. You know the DEA knows about Norman's Cay. For Chrissakes, Diego worships Adolf and John Lennon, that's up!"
"I get it. I'm really Pablo. You know the DEA knows about Norman's Cay. For Chrissakes, Diego worships Adolf and John Lennon, that's up!","I'm sorry, George."
"I'm sorry, George.","Yeah, well, what are you gonna do? You and me, Pablo? Are we good?"
"Yeah, well, what are you gonna do? You and me, Pablo? Are we good?","Of course, George. We are beautiful. We are brothers. Real brothers. Not like Diego. We started this, George."
"So, business is going good. I've got this import/export thing going on in Miami that's been very profitable. With my investments...","Don't me, George. I don't see you very much, I don't want to waste the time."
What the Is he going to walk?,"He's going down, George. It's election year. We're not making any deals."
"Don't be George. We've got him. We've got him dead to rights. But like I said, this is top priority so we're handing out free passes on this one. And the first one's got your name on it. Cut your sentence in half, maybe more.","No thanks, fellas. You've got the wrong guy. I'm not a rat."
Look what the cat dragged in.,Holy Dulli. What the are you doing here?
Jesus Christ.,"Oh, don't be such a hypocrite. I quit smoking, didn't I?"
"Oh, don't be such a hypocrite. I quit smoking, didn't I?","Put that away, they're here."
"No, that's alright.","Oh relax. Let your hair down for once. It's your birthday, for Chrissakes. You're such a I swear to G-d, I married this big time drug dealer and wound up with the maid."
"There's a cop behind us, Mirtha. Be cool, will ya.","you, George, just drive."
"you, George, just drive.","Hey, why don't you just put a ""I'm doing cocaine"" sign on the car. What is your problem?"
"Hey, why don't you just put a ""I'm doing cocaine"" sign on the car. What is your problem?","My problem? We're broke, that's my problem. And you're a spy."
"My problem? We're broke, that's my problem. And you're a spy.",What?
What?,"That's right. Always spying, always judging. Everyone's laughing at you, you You let Diego you in the Maybe you are a You must be Diego because you're not me."
"Mirtha, what's going on? Everything okay with Kristina?",Kristina's fine.
Kristina's fine.,Is she here? Is she coming?
Is she here? Is she coming?,"Is she here? George, Kristina hates you. You her over one too many times. And I'm not here to socialize. Did you hear about Diego?"
"Is she here? George, Kristina hates you. You her over one too many times. And I'm not here to socialize. Did you hear about Diego?",Yeah.
Yeah.,"Well, I got a call from Pablo. He said this thing with Diego is a disaster. He's giving up lab locations, names, bank accounts, he was very off. Pablo said to take him down. His exact words were ""Fuck Diego."""
"Well, I got a call from Pablo. He said this thing with Diego is a disaster. He's giving up lab locations, names, bank accounts, he was very off. Pablo said to take him down. His exact words were ""Fuck Diego.""",He wants me to testify? Is that what he's asking me to do?
He wants me to testify? Is that what he's asking me to do?,"George, he wasn't asking."
What are you doing here?,Nothing. I just wanted you to know I was out. I just wanted to see you.
Nothing. I just wanted you to know I was out. I just wanted to see you.,"Well, here I am. See?"
"Well, here I am. See?",How are you doing?
How are you doing?,"George, you just can't show up, tell me you love me, and have everything be okay."
"George, you just can't show up, tell me you love me, and have everything be okay.",Dad.
Dad.,What?
What?,You can call me Dad if you want.
You can call me Dad if you want.,"I don't want, alright? It's not funny. I'm really off, George. You blew it, now leave me alone."
"I don't want, alright? It's not funny. I'm really off, George. You blew it, now leave me alone.","Kristina, c'mon, I'm sorry. I'm going to make this right. I've got a few things going on..."
"Kristina, c'mon, I'm sorry. I'm going to make this right. I've got a few things going on...",What do you want from me?
What do you want from me?,Just to walk with you. I want to be your dad again.
Just to walk with you. I want to be your dad again.,"Do what you want, it's a free country."
"Well, I'll tell you. I was walking down the beach, minding my business, when who did I see but this guy. I didn't know you guys were living in California.","Yeah, but what are you doing out here?"
"Yeah, but what are you doing out here?",I'm on vacation. On my way back to school.
I'm on vacation. On my way back to school.,This calls for a joint. You want to do the honors?
This calls for a joint. You want to do the honors?,"No, man. I'm too up."
Right on.,"G-d, I'm I'm I'm really..."
"G-d, I'm I'm I'm really...", 
 ,I wish there was like this back home.
I wish there was like this back home.,Yeah?
Yeah?,yeah. Do you know how much money I could make if I had this stuff back east?
Holy Dulli!,"Georgie, oh man, hold the mayo!"
"Georgie, oh man, hold the mayo!",That was it. Seeing Dulli after fourteen years sealed the deal for me. The rest was just details. My end was roughly five-hundred thousand. Kristina and I could have a good life for five hundred grand. Start over somewhere. One final score. That's all I needed.
Are we good?,"Are we good? Yeah, we're good. We're beautiful. We're perfect. This is A grade, one-hundred percent pure Colombian cocaine, Ladies and Gentlemen. Disco Pure as the driven snow. Good riddance."
Nice huh?,yeah. I never seen nothing like it. I'm wasted.
No Kevin?,That's right.
Smith. Hampshire....,"Right. And Holyoke. There are a hundred thousand rich kids with their parents' money to spend, but there's never anything available. Nothing good, anyway. I'm paying four hundred dollars for"
"Twenty, forty, sixty, eighty, nine. Twenty, forty, sixty, eighty, a thousand. It's all there. Wow. A hundred and twenty-eight thousand dollars.","Jesus Christ, I'm getting a just looking at it."
"What's the matter, George? Something wrong? You look like you just your mother.","Cheer up, man. Half this money is ours. We're rich."
This is George. We're never going to find anything down there.,"You know, he's got a point. We're Americans. We stick out like sore thumbs."
"Yeah -- I hear they had 'em a real dog and pony show going on up there - - I'll tell you, sometimes white people are a real puzzle to me. I mean, did this old guy really think he was gonna be able to keep up with a sweet little number like that?",It could've happened to anyone.
It could've happened to anyone.,"I'm sorry, man -- but I ain't ever heard of no brother dying from gettin' too much"
So she knew about his heart?,Had to. I also interviewed three women who were in past relationships with Marsh. There's no evidence that he had anything but straight prior to meeting Miss Lawson.
Had to. I also interviewed three women who were in past relationships with Marsh. There's no evidence that he had anything but straight prior to meeting Miss Lawson.,What about the will?
What about the will?,That's the best part. She gets it all -- everything.
That's it. My client doesn't have to take this from you.,"Sit down, Frank."
"Sit down, Frank.","No. Miss Lawson came in here voluntarily to answer your questions. She doesn't have to sit here and be insulted. So, either you charge her now or we're leaving."
When you say your relations with Miss Lawson were intense what exactly do you mean?,It was like she was trying to push me as far as she could. She called it opening new doors.
It was like she was trying to push me as far as she could. She called it opening new doors.,Can you give the court an example?
Can you give the court an example?,It was like was a game to her. She got off on the control. She always used to tell me it had to be her way.
"Mr. Roston I know this is difficult for you, but it's important you tell the court what she did.",She said she was going to me like I've never been before.
"What did she do next, Mr. Roston?",She started touching herself and telling me how much she wanted me. She reached down and put me inside her. My doctor had warned me about exerting myself -- but you really don't think of those things at a moment like that. You just think about how beautiful this woman is -- how much you want her. How deeply you want to please her. At first it started off slowly -- but the rhythm built and built. Every time I got close to an she would stop. Eventually I started to have trouble breathing. Rebecca just kept going -- faster and faster. No matter what I said she wouldn't stop. I really thought for a moment I was going to die.
She started touching herself and telling me how much she wanted me. She reached down and put me inside her. My doctor had warned me about exerting myself -- but you really don't think of those things at a moment like that. You just think about how beautiful this woman is -- how much you want her. How deeply you want to please her. At first it started off slowly -- but the rhythm built and built. Every time I got close to an she would stop. Eventually I started to have trouble breathing. Rebecca just kept going -- faster and faster. No matter what I said she wouldn't stop. I really thought for a moment I was going to die.,If you knew it was bad for you why did you do it?
If you knew it was bad for you why did you do it?,I couldn't help myself. You get lost inside a women like her. It was like a drug. It was the best I ever had.
I couldn't help myself. You get lost inside a women like her. It was like a drug. It was the best I ever had.,What happened after that?
What happened after that?,I woke up the next morning and she was gone.
I woke up the next morning and she was gone.,Did you change your will while you were with Miss Lawson?
"You don't really believe what the district attorney is saying about Miss Lawson, do you?",I don't know. It's incredible to think that anyone could be capable of doing that -- but if anyone could it would be Rebecca.
I don't know. It's incredible to think that anyone could be capable of doing that -- but if anyone could it would be Rebecca.,I take it you don't like Miss Lawson very much?
I take it you don't like Miss Lawson very much?,"I really don't know her that well. We would say hello to each other when I would come to the house, but that was about it."
"I really don't know her that well. We would say hello to each other when I would come to the house, but that was about it.",If you don't know her that well what makes you think she's capable of
If you don't know her that well what makes you think she's capable of,"Andrew was a kind and gentle man, but he was thirty years older than her. Where's the attraction to sleep with someone like that -- to have the kind of they had."
How do you know what kind of they had?,I wasn't lookin' through the keyhole if that's what you're thinking. I'd come to house sometimes to pick up papers or speak to Andrew. I'd find their little toys all over the place.
I wasn't lookin' through the keyhole if that's what you're thinking. I'd come to house sometimes to pick up papers or speak to Andrew. I'd find their little toys all over the place.,Did Mr. Marsh use drugs?
Did Mr. Marsh use drugs?,No.
No.,What about Miss Lawson?
What about Miss Lawson?,Yes -- cocaine.
Who told you that?,He video taped you.
He video taped you.,That
That,"I thought he was a kind, gentle man?"
Do you think I did it?,I don't know. That's why I'm asking you.
I don't know. That's why I'm asking you.,"You must have some feeling. Some immediate impression. A young, attractive woman, involved with an older man who leaves her everything in his will. And the things that went on in that house. Such wild What kind of picture does that paint?"
"You must have some feeling. Some immediate impression. A young, attractive woman, involved with an older man who leaves her everything in his will. And the things that went on in that house. Such wild What kind of picture does that paint?",Not a very good one I'm afraid.
I want you to know right now that the trial's going to be nasty. Your life is going to be dragged through the mud. They're going to say that you enticed Marsh -- led him down a dark path.,Andrew hardly needed leading. He was a very passionate man. He was eager to explore. I gave him what he wanted. We fulfilled each others needs.
Andrew hardly needed leading. He was a very passionate man. He was eager to explore. I gave him what he wanted. We fulfilled each others needs.,This is a very small town -- people here have very straight views on
"""-- going over and over in my mind every detail, every moment of our time together and I ask myself, ""What happened to me in Madison County?"" I struggle to put it together in a way that allows me to continue knowing we're on separate roads. But then I look through the lens of my camera, and you're there. I start to write an article and I find myself writing it to you. It's clear to me now we have been moving towards each other, towards those four days, all our lives --",sonofabitch! I don't want to hear anymore! Sonofabitch! Burn the thing! I don't want to hear it! Throw it away!
Bar across the street.,Have you called Betty? Maybe you should.
Have you called Betty? Maybe you should.,I found out who Lucy Delaney is. Remember the Delaneys from Hillcrest Road?
I found out who Lucy Delaney is. Remember the Delaneys from Hillcrest Road?,Yeah. But I thought she died.
Yeah. But I thought she died.,He remarried. Apparently they were having an affair for years. Apparently the first Mrs. Delaney was a bit of a stiff.
He remarried. Apparently they were having an affair for years. Apparently the first Mrs. Delaney was a bit of a stiff.,You mean -- she didn't like
You mean -- she didn't like,I bet mom could've helped her.
I bet mom could've helped her.,Boy. All these years I've resented not living the wild life in some place like Paris and all the time I could've moved back to Iowa... Are you
Boy. All these years I've resented not living the wild life in some place like Paris and all the time I could've moved back to Iowa... Are you,Not yet. You want to go?
Not yet. You want to go?,"I think I better. Between the book and the coffee, I'm this close to the busboy."
I used to love this place. I used to take Kathy Reynolds down here.,You never dated Kathy Reynolds!
You never dated Kathy Reynolds!,"Not officially. Her and Steve Kendall were pinned at birth. But I was crazy about her. And for about three months, I managed to catch her during her ""exploring"" stage."
"Not officially. Her and Steve Kendall were pinned at birth. But I was crazy about her. And for about three months, I managed to catch her during her ""exploring"" stage.",I never knew that.
I never knew that.,Nobody did.
Nobody did.,Was this during Betty?
Was this during Betty?,"Everything was during Betty. we were so young. Why did we think we had to do it all so fast? I've never cheated on Betty. Not once we were married, I mean."
"Everything was during Betty. we were so young. Why did we think we had to do it all so fast? I've never cheated on Betty. Not once we were married, I mean.",Did we want to?
Did we want to?,"Only about a thousand times. What do I do now? ""What's good enough for mom is good enough for me?"""
"Only about a thousand times. What do I do now? ""What's good enough for mom is good enough for me?""",What gets me is I'm 46 years old. I've been in this crummy marriage -
What gets me is I'm 46 years old. I've been in this crummy marriage -,Carolyn!
Carolyn!,"-- for over twenty years because that's what I was taught -- you stick with it! Normal people don't get divorced. I can't remember the last time my husband made love to me so intensely that he transported me to Europe, for Christ's sake -- quite frankly, I don't think he ever did! And now I find out in between bake sales, my mother was Anais Nin!"
"-- for over twenty years because that's what I was taught -- you stick with it! Normal people don't get divorced. I can't remember the last time my husband made love to me so intensely that he transported me to Europe, for Christ's sake -- quite frankly, I don't think he ever did! And now I find out in between bake sales, my mother was Anais Nin!","What about me! I feel really weird. Like she cheated on me, not dad. Isn't that sick? I don't mean I wanted to sleep with her or anything but -- ya know -- being the only son. You're sort of made to feel like you're the prince of the kingdom, ya know? And in the back of your mind, you kind of think your mother doesn't need anymore because she has you."
"What about me! I feel really weird. Like she cheated on me, not dad. Isn't that sick? I don't mean I wanted to sleep with her or anything but -- ya know -- being the only son. You're sort of made to feel like you're the prince of the kingdom, ya know? And in the back of your mind, you kind of think your mother doesn't need anymore because she has you.",You're right -- that is sick.
I better go. You sure you're all right? It's been a pleasure. Sincerely.,I feel so embarrassed.
I feel so embarrassed.,"Why? You uncorked a bottle. From what I can tell, I got here just in time. Any later and you'd have made the front page, running down Main Street smoking Camels out of your butt."
"Why? You uncorked a bottle. From what I can tell, I got here just in time. Any later and you'd have made the front page, running down Main Street smoking Camels out of your butt.",But I... We don't even know each other.
But I... We don't even know each other.,You have no reason to feel ashamed. You haven't said anything you don't have a right to. And if anybody tells you different -- you just send them to me.
It clearly states in the will --,"I don't care what it says! Maybe Mama was delirious, you know. She didn't know what she was saying. If she wanted to be cremated, why the did she let dad buy two plots, huh?"
"I don't care what it says! Maybe Mama was delirious, you know. She didn't know what she was saying. If she wanted to be cremated, why the did she let dad buy two plots, huh?","Well, she was very specific. She wanted her ashes to be thrown over Roseman Bridge."
"Well, she was very specific. She wanted her ashes to be thrown over Roseman Bridge.",WHAT!
Your father was his best friend. He loved Jeremiah. So he must hate him the most of all now. He'll take his time. But even if it is too late. If your father is dead. It's not over. The door has to be closed.,"Well, close the door by all means. But don't expect me to go down there and do it."
"Well, close the door by all means. But don't expect me to go down there and do it.",I don't.
We practically paying him for the privilege of playing his club.,So what the hell's the good news?
"Oh yeah, I guess this would be that space that was so perfect for a recording studio.","Maurice, man, shut the up."
Looks like a graveyard round here.,"I'm telling you, this neighborhood is coming back."
You soundin' like the old man now.,"I believe in you guys. You are the real And you know it. Now I'm putting everything I got into this cuz I think we can make it happen, but you gotta put a little in too. Now all I""m asking is that everybody do their part. We'll move some in, and take shifts, or all crash together here --"
"I believe in you guys. You are the real And you know it. Now I'm putting everything I got into this cuz I think we can make it happen, but you gotta put a little in too. Now all I""m asking is that everybody do their part. We'll move some in, and take shifts, or all crash together here --",Pat's right. It'll be fun.
Where's the gangsta of love?,Probably out of his gourd in some corner.
Probably out of his gourd in some corner.,"Well, go find his lazy I scratch any more tonight I'm gonna have carpal tunnel syndrome."
Don't poison your mind with that ghetto paranoia. That's all just ways of people justifying their own failure.,"Dad, the man has been lying to us for a hundred years. I mean, where is my forty acres and a mule?"
"Dad, the man has been lying to us for a hundred years. I mean, where is my forty acres and a mule?","You wouldn't know a mule if it bit you in the And personally, I don't need a mule. I got a Lexus. And nobody gave it to me --"
That's what?,That's some terrible
That's some terrible,"Clean your mouth, or I will. Those boys had no business messing down there. Go places you're not meant to be -- that's what you get."
"Clean your mouth, or I will. Those boys had no business messing down there. Go places you're not meant to be -- that's what you get.","But that's your old hood, Pops."
"But that's your old hood, Pops.","Yeah, and it took some doing to get out of there. Just be glad I did and you can start life from here instead of down there."
Looking to score?,"Unh-unh, little brother. I got a natural high. A supernatural high."
"Unh-unh, little brother. I got a natural high. A supernatural high.","Hey, Eddie Mack don't like no wackos on his street. Go be Rain Man on some other bitch's block."
"Hey, Eddie Mack don't like no wackos on his street. Go be Rain Man on some other bitch's block.",Big Bad Eddie Mack? Got for brains and that's a Hey-heh...
What else? Money.,It ain't the money - it's the high. The big floating 'what if?' And it's way more profitable. Nobody ever wins. So you never have to pay out.
It ain't the money - it's the high. The big floating 'what if?' And it's way more profitable. Nobody ever wins. So you never have to pay out.,But a two dollar bet is cheaper than a twenty-dollar bag.
But a two dollar bet is cheaper than a twenty-dollar bag.,"Yeah, but I ain't talking horse. I'm talking about a five-dollar kick in the head that's a quick ticket to heaven. And the fools keep coming back for more."
"Yeah, but I ain't talking horse. I'm talking about a five-dollar kick in the head that's a quick ticket to heaven. And the fools keep coming back for more.",Those 'fools' are my people.
Those 'fools' are my people.,"Ain't no big thang. It's just a po' man's free base. Here, check it out."
I don't understand it. You were my Man. Since we was grasshoppas. I always looked after you. You had a piece of everything I had.,"I didn't want a piece of yours, I wanted my own."
"I didn't want a piece of yours, I wanted my own.","And the everybody else, right?"
"What will it take? What do you want? Just tell me, Jimmy!","Aw that's easy. I want my life back. Can you swing that, my brother?"
"Aw that's easy. I want my life back. Can you swing that, my brother?",You know I can't.
You know I can't.,Then it!!!
We're here. Where the are you?,Back here. At the end of the block.
Why? Why did you give a about the building? Why did you care that we were there of all places?,It's...it's a bad neighborhood. As you can see now.
It's...it's a bad neighborhood. As you can see now.,"Dad. Don't front me. For once. Just tell me the truth. I came from there, too."
"Dad. Don't front me. For once. Just tell me the truth. I came from there, too.",You were just a kid.
You were just a kid.,I saw your face. You knew that place. You knew those people.
I saw your face. You knew that place. You knew those people.,That's the past. It's dead.
That's the past. It's dead.,Dead? I don't think your past is dead. It's alive. And it bites.
What the do you want?,"Just a visit with my old pal, Jay-bird."
"Just a visit with my old pal, Jay-bird.",Don't call me that.
You certainly traded up. ...the trophy wife. Nice lookin'.,"Keep your hands to yourself, willya?"
"Keep your hands to yourself, willya?",I been watching you. You done good. Invested wisely. Respectable businessman now. Just like you always wanted.
I been watching you. You done good. Invested wisely. Respectable businessman now. Just like you always wanted.,And you? Still a pig. Just a much fatter one.
And you? Still a pig. Just a much fatter one.,"No reason to get nasty. Yeah, I've stayed in the organization. But then again I never got the percentage you did."
"No reason to get nasty. Yeah, I've stayed in the organization. But then again I never got the percentage you did.",Or you didn't know what to do with it.
Or you didn't know what to do with it.,Maybe so. Maybe so. But that ain't why I came to see you. You sold the building.
Maybe so. Maybe so. But that ain't why I came to see you. You sold the building.,What building?
What building?,Don't a Our building. What did you call it? His 'tomb'? We had an agreement. You were supposed to sit on it. Not sell it --
Don't a Our building. What did you call it? His 'tomb'? We had an agreement. You were supposed to sit on it. Not sell it --,I didn't sell it.
I didn't sell it.,"Well, somebody bought it. That's what I heard."
Fair enough for the But I think a little bonus is due for knocking out the competition.,You was just doing your job.
You was just doing your job.,Last thing you need's for me to start doing my job.
Goddamnit! How many times I told you --,"We got a gift for you, Eddie. Fresh new BMW."
"We got a gift for you, Eddie. Fresh new BMW.",That you stole off those white boys was down here last night? Are you crazy? Everybody from to breakfast heard that screamin' on Blackstone last night!
That you stole off those white boys was down here last night? Are you crazy? Everybody from to breakfast heard that screamin' on Blackstone last night!,But --
But --,"How many times I told you, no psycho There gonna be psycho I'm the one that does it."
"We didn't do nothing, Eddie.",You gon tell me you didn't ginsu those punks and steal their ride?
You gon tell me you didn't ginsu those punks and steal their ride?,"That's all we did, steal their ride."
"That's all we did, steal their ride.","Get that car the away from here, now! I spend a lot of money to keep the cops cool. But this is the kinda that everybody off."
"Maurice, even if it was true, what are you worried about? Last time I checked, you weren't black. I'm not sure what the you are. But I know you aren't a black man.",I am the future. I am all colors. All races. All creeds. I am the melting I am the tossed salad. I am post racial.
I am the future. I am all colors. All races. All creeds. I am the melting I am the tossed salad. I am post racial.,Post-toasted's more like it.
"Not really to live, just to play.",That building?
That building?,Gonna be le hot Pardon my Francais. Dance club. The Resurrection Brothers play there. Heard of them?
Gonna be le hot Pardon my Francais. Dance club. The Resurrection Brothers play there. Heard of them?,Should I?
"Whoa, whoa. Come on, he's making too much noise.","You hear that, Be quiet!"
"You hear that, Be quiet!","Here, put this in his mouth."
"Come on, Pop, all I want to know is one thing. Just one thing after he made such a big deal out of it. I bet it wasn't a big deal. Was it, Caesar?","What's that, Johnnie?"
"What's that, Johnnie?","The money I bet it was nothing to get it clean, after you made such a big deal ..."
"That's right, I know. I know.",Know what?
Know what?,Open the case!
Open the case!,All right! Where's the key?
All right! Where's the key?,You don't need a key.
How the can I open it?,The same way you did before.
The same way you did before.,What are you talking about?
"You don't think I'll do it, do you?",I think you're crazy!
I think you're crazy!,Where is it?
Where is it?,Where's what?
Where's what?,The money!
The money!,"Caesar, I don't know what you're thinking here, but if you don't put down that gun --"
The next one blows off your,You're a dead man! A dead man!
You're a dead man! A dead man!,Where is it?
Caesar? What is this?,Ask Johnnie! Ask your son!
"Oh, ...","Caesar, this is Corky. Corky, Caesar."
"Caesar, this is Corky. Corky, Caesar.","I'm sorry, Christ, I thought ... it's dark in here."
"Caesar, what happened?",It was unbelievable! believable!
Where the hell's the laundry detergent?,Ummm ... in the linen closet.
Why? Why would Johnnie do this?,"Jesus Christ, Violet! Open your eyes! Johnnie hates me like I hate him!"
I hate that little I hate him! I hate him! I should've done him!,But you know he did it.
But you know he did it.,"So what?! So what? Use your head, Violet. The money is gone. Gino is coming here to get it. You think he's going to believe me if I tell him his son stole it! Is that what you think? I don't. You know what I think? I think I'm a dead man. I'm one in the brain. That's what I think!"
"So what?! So what? Use your head, Violet. The money is gone. Gino is coming here to get it. You think he's going to believe me if I tell him his son stole it! Is that what you think? I don't. You know what I think? I think I'm a dead man. I'm one in the brain. That's what I think!","Caesar, what are we going to do?"
"He didn't see you, did he?",No.
No.,"See, right now he doesn't know that I know, that's why he put the paper in the case. He wants me to hand the case to Gino. Then there is no doubt it was me. Gino will put a bullet in me himself. But it ain't going to happen. I won't let it! Johnnie ain't going to me! Not like this! No way!"
"See, right now he doesn't know that I know, that's why he put the paper in the case. He wants me to hand the case to Gino. Then there is no doubt it was me. Gino will put a bullet in me himself. But it ain't going to happen. I won't let it! Johnnie ain't going to me! Not like this! No way!",This is insane!
You can't leave.,The I can't!
The I can't!,I need you ...
I need you ...,You don't need me! You've never needed me! I can't help you! Understand?! I have to get out.
You don't need me! You've never needed me! I can't help you! Understand?! I have to get out.,"Violet, I won't let you leave."
I saved you.,"Ha! What a load of Look at yourself, Caesar. You're a |You launder money for the mob. You rent women like you rented this apartment."
"Saved me? You don't even know me. You used me, Caesar, just like I used you. All part of the business.",You betrayed me!
You betrayed me!,You murdered Gino!
You murdered Gino!,I had to. You made me.
I had to. You made me.,you killed him. Not me. You did it because you couldn't stand the thought of Johnnie you.
you killed him. Not me. You did it because you couldn't stand the thought of Johnnie you.,Shut up!
We were in a car accident --,They were in a car accident.
They were in a car accident.,But everybody is all right.
But everybody is all right.,They're all fine. Just bruises and
They're all fine. Just bruises and,"Now you listen to me, I know your gun is behind the bar ..."
"Caesar, don't.","What are you going to do, V? Shoot me? me in cold blood? I don't think so. I'll tell you why. If you had it in you to pull that trigger, you would have done it a long time ago. If I was you, I would have killed me the minute I brought the money home. But you didn't and I know why, because you don't want to me. Do you, V? Do you? No, I know you don't."
"What are you going to do, V? Shoot me? me in cold blood? I don't think so. I'll tell you why. If you had it in you to pull that trigger, you would have done it a long time ago. If I was you, I would have killed me the minute I brought the money home. But you didn't and I know why, because you don't want to me. Do you, V? Do you? No, I know you don't.","Caesar, you don't know"
"Now, where the is my money?",Lick me.
Lick me.,Where is it?
Where is it?,Either pull the trigger or get that thing out of my face.
"I started thinking maybe it's about the money so I call you, but all I get is the busy signal. I figure the phone is off the hook, that's why I come rushing over here.","Oh Christ, the phone ... That was a thing to do, wasn't it?"
"Oh Christ, the phone ... That was a thing to do, wasn't it?","Hey, if Violet was helping me relax, I'd probably do the same thing."
It's Gino! It's Gino!,Where in the is he?
I called those highway patrol dumb,Ssh! I can't hear Gino!
I had to see you.,"Look, I don't think this is a good idea."
"Look, I don't think this is a good idea.",I wanted to apologize.
I wanted to apologize.,"Don't apologize, please. I can't stand women who apologize for wanting"
Yes there is. I felt it this morning when I brought you the coffee.,here we go.
here we go.,"You didn't want to see me, did you?"
"You didn't want to see me, did you?","If there is one thing I can't stand about sleeping with women, it's all the mind reading."
"If there is one thing I can't stand about sleeping with women, it's all the mind reading.",What are you afraid of?
What are you afraid of?,I'm not afraid of anything.
I'm not afraid of anything.,I don't understand - ?
I don't understand - ?,"I know! You can't understand, because we're different, Violet. We're different."
"I know! You can't understand, because we're different, Violet. We're different.","We're not that different, Corky."
"We're not that different, Corky.",How can you sit in that bed and say that?
How can you sit in that bed and say that?,Because it's the truth.
Because it's the truth.,"Let me guess. This is where you tell me that what matters is on the inside. That inside you, there is a little just like me?"
"Let me guess. This is where you tell me that what matters is on the inside. That inside you, there is a little just like me?","Oh no, she's nothing like you. She's a lot smarter than you."
"Oh no, she's nothing like you. She's a lot smarter than you.",Is that what her daddy tells her?
Is that what her daddy tells her?,I know what I am. I don't need to have it tattooed on my shoulder.
I know what I am. I don't need to have it tattooed on my shoulder.,What are you saying? That you don't have with men?
What are you saying? That you don't have with men?,I don't.
I don't.,"For Christ's sake, Violet! I heard you! Thin walls, remember?"
"For Christ's sake, Violet! I heard you! Thin walls, remember?",What you heard wasn't
What you heard wasn't,What the was it?
What the was it?,"All my life, everyone has been telling me that when I have I'm not really having Not real But they're wrong. I know what is and isn't and what you heard was definitely not"
"All my life, everyone has been telling me that when I have I'm not really having Not real But they're wrong. I know what is and isn't and what you heard was definitely not",What was it then?
What was it then?,Work.
Caesar will bring it to the apartment to count and go through |Shelly's books to figure out how he did it.,Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Do you have any idea what you are saying? You are asking me to help you the mob.
"These people are serious, Violet. If you want to know how serious, ask Shelly. They're worse than any cop because they have lots of money and no rules. You them, you've got to do it right.",That's why I need your help. You said you were good.
That's why I need your help. You said you were good.,"I am, but ..."
"The difference is, I can have with someone I just met, someone I hardly know, but to steal I need to know someone like I know myself.",Do you think you know me like that?
Do you think you know me like that?,I think ...
Gino Marzzone.,"Marzzone? As in Angelo Marzzone, head of the Marzzone family?"
"Marzzone? As in Angelo Marzzone, head of the Marzzone family?",That's his brother.
That's his brother.,...
"Gino Marzzone is coming to your apartment. It's a big deal, isn't it? That means Caesar will be ready. He doesn't want to look like an idiot. Gino has been there before?","Yeah, twice."
"Yeah, twice.",What happened?
What happened?,"Not much, really. Caesar was nervous, kept cleaning the apartment. |The first time, he picked out the dress he wanted me to wear."
"And as you do, the bottle will slip from your hands. -- and shatter against the hardwood floor.",An accident.
An accident.,Oh
"Jesus, that's beautiful.",Thank you.
Thank you.,"If you're this smart, how did you ever get caught?"
"If you're this smart, how did you ever get caught?",Every job like this has moments where things don't go so well and everyone starts thinking about their own It's in those moments that everything comes together or falls apart.
He totally freaked. I've never seen him like this. He's out of his mind.,"That's okay, as long as he believes it was Johnnie."
"That's okay, as long as he believes it was Johnnie.","Believes it! Jesus, it's driving him crazy. He wants to him. I don't know, Corky, I don't know what he is going to do. I'm getting nervous, really nervous."
"Believes it! Jesus, it's driving him crazy. He wants to him. I don't know, Corky, I don't know what he is going to do. I'm getting nervous, really nervous.","It's all right, Violet. It's working. All we got to do is wait him out and see what he does."
"It's all right, Violet. It's working. All we got to do is wait him out and see what he does.",What if he doesn't run?
What if he doesn't run?,That means he probably will Johnnie.
That means he probably will Johnnie.,"Oh, Christ, I got to get out of here!"
"Oh, Christ, I got to get out of here!","Listen, if he doesn't run, all you have to do is break down, go to your bedroom and pack some things, start crying, saying you love him but you can't do it. You're sorry but you have to leave and just walk out."
"Listen, if he doesn't run, all you have to do is break down, go to your bedroom and pack some things, start crying, saying you love him but you can't do it. You're sorry but you have to leave and just walk out.","okay, all right."
"okay, all right.","We're almost there, Violet. just hang on."
"Oh,",Caesar? What the time is it?
Are you Treadstone?,Am I Treadstone? Me? What the hell're you talking about?
<u>Was this a game or a up</u>?,I don't know.
I don't know.,Get the kids out!
I said ten thousand.,You have blood on your pants.
You have blood on your pants.,Okay. Twenty thousand. Ten now. Ten there.
Okay. Twenty thousand. Ten now. Ten there.,"<u>No</u>. No, that was too easy --"
"<u>No</u>. No, that was too easy --",Wait up -- -- just wait up --
Wait up -- -- just wait up --,"-- get the out of here -- all this money, this crazy offer, I mean give me a break with this, this is --"
"Look, I don't know what's up there.",You got me pretty curious.
You got me pretty curious.,"Look, you could come up. Or you could wait if you want. I could go check it out. You could wait."
"Look, you could come up. Or you could wait if you want. I could go check it out. You could wait.","Nah... With you, I mean, you'd probably just forget about me, right?"
"Nah... With you, I mean, you'd probably just forget about me, right?",How could I forget about you? You're the only person I know.
Where did this body go?,"I said, someone came last night -- Look, this isn't a carnival -- people call and they make an appointment and they follow the rules -- everyone signs in and out -- this is a serious place -- serious work -- it's not just to come in whenever you like --"
"I said, someone came last night -- Look, this isn't a carnival -- people call and they make an appointment and they follow the rules -- everyone signs in and out -- this is a serious place -- serious work -- it's not just to come in whenever you like --",we didn't sign in.
we didn't sign in.,So get the out of here.
So get the out of here.,"Fine. But I'd like to sign in. In fact, I insist on it. Where's the book? I gotta sign in --"
What the hell're you talking about?,You're in danger. All of you. I have no time to explain.
You're in danger. All of you. I have no time to explain.,Wait a minute --
Wait a minute --,I'm sorry.
"Miss Kreutz, please... I'm gonna have to ask you to keep your voice down.",All the papers -- all the papers they asked for -- I brought all the papers --
All the papers -- all the papers they asked for -- I brought all the papers --,"<u>Miss Kreutz</u>, excuse me, but you entered into a fraudulent marriage in an effort to circumvent the immigration laws of the United States --"
"<u>Miss Kreutz</u>, excuse me, but you entered into a fraudulent marriage in an effort to circumvent the immigration laws of the United States --",You only know that because I told you! Ask the case officer -- find his name -- it's on the papers -- I told him all this myself! --
You only know that because I told you! Ask the case officer -- find his name -- it's on the papers -- I told him all this myself! --,-- it's not the source of the information that's important here --
-- it's not the source of the information that's important here --,"-- I paid this guy -- I paid him four thousand dollars -- my last four thousand dollars to marry me, okay? -- I told this to the case officer last week... ...<u>here</u> -- Mr. Thomas. I told Mr. Thomas I didn't know this guy was already married -- I admitted this!"
"-- I paid this guy -- I paid him four thousand dollars -- my last four thousand dollars to marry me, okay? -- I told this to the case officer last week... ...<u>here</u> -- Mr. Thomas. I told Mr. Thomas I didn't know this guy was already married -- I admitted this!","-- Miss Kreutz, please --"
"-- Miss Kreutz, please --",-- I'm the one that got ripped off! -- not you -- not the United States government -- me -- I'm the one being ripped off!
-- I'm the one that got ripped off! -- not you -- not the United States government -- me -- I'm the one being ripped off!,So now you're asking for a student visa?
What the is he doing?,Maybe it's a game. Maybe he's trying to send us a message.
Maybe it's a game. Maybe he's trying to send us a message.,It doesn't matter now. We've just got to be the first ones there. Get everybody up. I want them all activated.
It doesn't matter now. We've just got to be the first ones there. Get everybody up. I want them all activated.,All of them?
What's the matter?,Sorry. Nothing. See you - I'm going to be late.
Sorry. Nothing. See you - I'm going to be late.,You are late.
You are late.,Even later.
Even later.,"Sam, your life is going wrong - let your friends tell you - Records is a dead end department, no Security Level worth a it's impossible to get noticed -"
"Sam, your life is going wrong - let your friends tell you - Records is a dead end department, no Security Level worth a it's impossible to get noticed -","Yes, I know, fantastic, marvellous, wonderful - remember me to Alison - and the - er - twins."
"Yes, I know, fantastic, marvellous, wonderful - remember me to Alison - and the - er - twins.",Triplets.
Triplets.,Really? - how time flies!
Sorry about that ... Mr Helpmann told me you were coming aboard - congratulations!,Thanks. Are you officer 412/L?
Thanks. Are you officer 412/L?,For my sins. Are you settling in alright?
For my sins. Are you settling in alright?,"Yes, thanks."
"Yes, thanks.","Terrific. I'm really glad you dropped by. Unfortunately, I don't have any time right now I've got a queue of customers to deal with - er, why don't we have a drink tonight?"
"Terrific. I'm really glad you dropped by. Unfortunately, I don't have any time right now I've got a queue of customers to deal with - er, why don't we have a drink tonight?",Ah ...
Ah ...,What?
What?,"I don't want to take up your time now, but I was hoping you could give me some information on somebody. It's a security level three matter and Information Retrieval records says to refer to you."
"I don't want to take up your time now, but I was hoping you could give me some information on somebody. It's a security level three matter and Information Retrieval records says to refer to you.","OK. Come back this afternoon, about four o'clock. If you give me the number of the case, I'll have the dossier here waiting. My tailor,... well worth the investment."
"OK. Come back this afternoon, about four o'clock. If you give me the number of the case, I'll have the dossier here waiting. My tailor,... well worth the investment.",I've got numbers all over these - I'm not sure which is the one you want.
I've got numbers all over these - I'm not sure which is the one you want.,Layton! Oh
Layton! Oh,What is it?
What is it?,You clever I might have guessed. You only moved in today and you're already hot on the bloody trail.
You clever I might have guessed. You only moved in today and you're already hot on the bloody trail.,Am I?
Am I?,"Please, Sam, we're going to have to be open to each other on this one. If you make a reputation with this case, it'll be at my expense."
"Please, Sam, we're going to have to be open to each other on this one. If you make a reputation with this case, it'll be at my expense.",How do you mean?
How do you mean?,How much do you know?
How much do you know?,Not much.
Not much.,"Enough though, eh?"
"Enough though, eh?","Not really, no."
"OK. OK. Let's not fence around ... This is the situation. Some idiot somewhere in the building, some insect, confused two of our clients, B58/732 and T47/215.","B58/732, that's A. Buttle isn't it?"
"B58/732, that's A. Buttle isn't it?",Christ! You do know it all!
Christ! You do know it all!,"No, no, I don't. I'm just beginning Honestly. Sorry, carry on."
"No, no, I don't. I'm just beginning Honestly. Sorry, carry on.","Well, your A. Buttle has been confused with T47/215, an A. Tuttle. I mean, it's a joke! Somebody should be shot for that. So B58/732 was pulled in by mistake."
"Well, your A. Buttle has been confused with T47/215, an A. Tuttle. I mean, it's a joke! Somebody should be shot for that. So B58/732 was pulled in by mistake.",You got the wrong man.
You got the wrong man.,"I did not get the wrong man. I got the right man. The wrong man was delivered to me as the right man! I accepted him, on trust, as the right man. Was I wrong? Anyway, to add to the confusion, he died on us. Which, had he been the right man, he wouldn't have done."
"I did not get the wrong man. I got the right man. The wrong man was delivered to me as the right man! I accepted him, on trust, as the right man. Was I wrong? Anyway, to add to the confusion, he died on us. Which, had he been the right man, he wouldn't have done.",You killed him?
You killed him?,"Sam, there are very rigid parameters laid down to avoid that event but Buttle's heart condition did not appear on Tuttle's file. Don't think I'm dismissing this business, Sam. I've lost a week's sleep over it already."
"Sam, there are very rigid parameters laid down to avoid that event but Buttle's heart condition did not appear on Tuttle's file. Don't think I'm dismissing this business, Sam. I've lost a week's sleep over it already.",I'm sure you have
I'm sure you have,"There are some real bastards in this department who don't mind breaking a few eggs to make an omelette, but thank there are the new boys like me who want to maintain decent civilized standards of terrorist eradication. We've got the upper hand for the moment, but they're waiting for us to slip up, and a little slip- up like this is just the chance they're looking for."
"There are some real bastards in this department who don't mind breaking a few eggs to make an omelette, but thank there are the new boys like me who want to maintain decent civilized standards of terrorist eradication. We've got the upper hand for the moment, but they're waiting for us to slip up, and a little slip- up like this is just the chance they're looking for.",So how ...?
So how ...?,"What I've got to do now is pick up Tuttle, interrogate him at the same voltage as Buttle, to the same meter reading to the last penny, and juggle the books in electrical banking."
"What I've got to do now is pick up Tuttle, interrogate him at the same voltage as Buttle, to the same meter reading to the last penny, and juggle the books in electrical banking.",What has Tuttle done?
What has Tuttle done?,We suspect him of freelance subversion.
We suspect him of freelance subversion.,He's a freelance subversive?
He's a freelance subversive?,"He's a compulsive heating engineer. A maverick ex-Central Service repair man with a grudge against society. Now, fortunately, we're nearly out of the wood, I think. At least we will be when I get this Layton woman under arrest."
You,What?
What?,How could you do this to me?
How could you do this to me?,"Help me, Jack! I'm frightened!"
"Help me, Jack! I'm frightened!",How do you think I feel? You
How do you think I feel? You,Jack ...
Jack ...,Shut up! This is a professional relationship!
"You're a arsed, obstructive, fascist aren't you?",If you say so.
If you say so.,You think these are don't you?
You think these are don't you?,Ah.
Ah.,I bet you'd like to touch them?
I bet you'd like to touch them?,Oh.
Oh.,Well don't. You're looking at twenty pounds of high explosive! And if you don't stamp this form I'm going to blow the place up!
"... This is amazing ... for me ... being here with you. I mean, in my dreams you ...",I don't want to hear about your dreams!
I don't want to hear about your dreams!,"Oh. But ... Look, I'm sorry I shouted at you."
"Oh. But ... Look, I'm sorry I shouted at you.",Why are they all pigs at Information Retrieval?
Why are they all pigs at Information Retrieval?,"I don't know. Hey, that's not a very nice thing to say."
"You know, smoking's bad for you.",It's my life.
It's my life.,"Yes, of course. Sorry."
"Yes, of course. Sorry.","I know you. I saw you through the floor, didn't I?"
"I know you. I saw you through the floor, didn't I?",Yes. Ceiling. Why did you run away?
Yes. Ceiling. Why did you run away?,I didn't run away. I left the flat.
I didn't run away. I left the flat.,Why?
Why?,I didn't like it.
I didn't like it.,Why not?
Why not?,It had a hole in the floor. Where are we going?
It had a hole in the floor. Where are we going?,Where are you taking me?
Where are you taking me?,What?
What?,Where are you taking me?
Where are you taking me?,Ah ... Er ... It looks as if you're taking me.
Ah ... Er ... It looks as if you're taking me.,It does doesn't it?
It does doesn't it?,Where are you taking me?
Look at that - right on time.,What? I thought you were free to come and go as you please.
What? I thought you were free to come and go as you please.,"Well, almost ... unfortunately I do have to punch in by 5.00 every day."
"Well, almost ... unfortunately I do have to punch in by 5.00 every day.",Every day?
Every day?,Turn around!
Turn around!,What?
What?,They'll be there waiting.
They'll be there waiting.,Who will?
Who will?,Security.
Security.,You're joking.
You're joking.,No. Please. They're going to arrest you.
No. Please. They're going to arrest you.,I thought you arrested me.
I thought you arrested me.,"Yes ... but, this is real. Now, stop!"
"Yes ... but, this is real. Now, stop!","Cut it out, Sam."
"Cut it out, Sam.",Will you please turn back.
Will you please turn back.,Get away!
Get away!,Turn!
Turn!,Stop it ... you!
This is a of a time to buy a nightie.,Are you still following me?
Are you still following me?,"Please, Jill ... I love you."
"Please, Jill ... I love you.",Go away.
Go away.,There are plenty of other safe places. Why don't we go back to my flat?
There are plenty of other safe places. Why don't we go back to my flat?,Leave me alone!
Leave me alone!,You've got to trust me. It sounds silly but I know we were meant to meet.
You've got to trust me. It sounds silly but I know we were meant to meet.,"You mean you were meant to hijack my truck, make me crash it, and have every security man in town looking for me?"
"You mean you were meant to hijack my truck, make me crash it, and have every security man in town looking for me?",I vas just trying to help. I decided to trust you. Maybe I was wrong. Whose side are you on really? Who are your friends? Who was the man who gave you the parcel? What's in it? It's the only thing you saved from the lorry .... It must he something very special.
I vas just trying to help. I decided to trust you. Maybe I was wrong. Whose side are you on really? Who are your friends? Who was the man who gave you the parcel? What's in it? It's the only thing you saved from the lorry .... It must he something very special.,I saved you from the lorry and you're not very special.
I saved you from the lorry and you're not very special.,........... It's a bomb isn't it?
........... It's a bomb isn't it?,Oh ... Jesus!
A cheque.,The refund for Tuttle!
The refund for Tuttle!,Tuttle?
Tuttle?,"I mean, Buttle! It's been confusion from the word go! He's been wrongly charged for Electromemorytherapy and someone somewhere is trying to make us carry the can!"
"I mean, Buttle! It's been confusion from the word go! He's been wrongly charged for Electromemorytherapy and someone somewhere is trying to make us carry the can!",I've never seen a Ministry cheque before.
I've never seen a Ministry cheque before.,"We've got to get rid of it! There's been a balls-up somewhere, and when the music stops they'll jump on whoever's holding the cheque!"
"We've got to get rid of it! There's been a balls-up somewhere, and when the music stops they'll jump on whoever's holding the cheque!",Send it to somebody else. Send it to Buttle. It's his cheque.
Send it to somebody else. Send it to Buttle. It's his cheque.,"I've tried that! Population Census have got him down as dormanted, the Central Collective Storehouse computer has got him down as deleted, and the Information Retrieval have got him down as inoperative ... Security has him down as excised., Admin have him down as completed"
"I've tried that! Population Census have got him down as dormanted, the Central Collective Storehouse computer has got him down as deleted, and the Information Retrieval have got him down as inoperative ... Security has him down as excised., Admin have him down as completed",Hang on.
"Oh, to with the diet, a number eight, please.","A most perceptive choice, Madam, if I may say so. Monsieur?"
Nice and easy now. Keep your hands where I can see them.,What is this? Who the are you?
You know each other a long time?,Two years. Ever since we left island.
Two years. Ever since we left island.,"In that time, you ever have"
"In that time, you ever have","Never. No cigarettes, no drugs, no booze."
"Never. No cigarettes, no drugs, no booze.",No underwear?
No underwear?,We are virgins.
"That is poison, Frank. We don't drink alcohol here. What you need is one of these.",Did you give Mary something called Red Death?
Did you give Mary something called Red Death?,"Red Death? Tell me something, Frank--does killing your clients make good business sense to you? The kids selling that have no sense. They'll be taken care of, don't worry about that."
"Red Death? Tell me something, Frank--does killing your clients make good business sense to you? The kids selling that have no sense. They'll be taken care of, don't worry about that.",I should be going. I just quit.
I should be going. I just quit.,"Sleep is all stress reduction. Here. You take one of these, sleep two hours, that's all you need. Why do you think I'm telling you this, Frank--for my health? You ought to look at yourself in the mirror, man. Kanita, get him a glass of water."
"So, Frank, am I going to live?",You're going to live.
You're going to live.,"I've been thinking about things. Meditating on my financial future. You guys gave me plenty of time to meditate on the future. Whatja do, stop for Chinese on the way over? There's plenty of food in my place."
"I've been thinking about things. Meditating on my financial future. You guys gave me plenty of time to meditate on the future. Whatja do, stop for Chinese on the way over? There's plenty of food in my place.",I was tired. I needed a coffee.
I was tired. I needed a coffee.,What about Kanita?
What about Kanita?,Dead.
Dead.,"That's too bad. Get some money, a nice looking girl on your arm, and everyone wants to take a piece. Some kid I wouldn't let wash my Mercedes is in my house, shooting at me. I thought I could make it onto the balcony like Tiger. He's that's why, falls faster. I'm trying to watch my weight, and look what happens. Am I shot, Frank?"
"That's too bad. Get some money, a nice looking girl on your arm, and everyone wants to take a piece. Some kid I wouldn't let wash my Mercedes is in my house, shooting at me. I thought I could make it onto the balcony like Tiger. He's that's why, falls faster. I'm trying to watch my weight, and look what happens. Am I shot, Frank?",No.
No.,Boy can't shoot for either. that's hot.
"What is it? You want to help me, you feel sorry for me? Keep it to yourself.",I need to sit down a minute.
I need to sit down a minute.,Or maybe you wanna me? Everyone else has.
I heard CY Coates was brought in. He looked pretty bad.,He'll be all right.
He'll be all right.,"Too bad. He called me up today, can you believe that? I don't know how he got my number. He asks me do I want to come over and see him, I tell him I'd rather go to a colony. He says there's a new gang that wants to him, take over the business. I told him I hope he's right. That they him. That's what I told him."
"Too bad. He called me up today, can you believe that? I don't know how he got my number. He asks me do I want to come over and see him, I tell him I'd rather go to a colony. He says there's a new gang that wants to him, take over the business. I told him I hope he's right. That they him. That's what I told him.",It'll be a while before he's up and running again.
It'll be a while before he's up and running again.,"OK, last night I was weak. it won't happen again. And all that I said--it was just because I was Forget it."
"OK, last night I was weak. it won't happen again. And all that I said--it was just because I was Forget it.",No problem. Thanks for letting me crash. It was the best sleep I've had in months. I used some of your soap.
No problem. Thanks for letting me crash. It was the best sleep I've had in months. I used some of your soap.,I wish these people would leave already. I can't listen to another story. Did you see him? That doctor says the brain is coming around. They're waiting for the heart to stabilize. I don't know who to believe. He says they still have to keep him tied up.
I wish these people would leave already. I can't listen to another story. Did you see him? That doctor says the brain is coming around. They're waiting for the heart to stabilize. I don't know who to believe. He says they still have to keep him tied up.,"Can I bring you something back to eat--a falafal, some pizza?"
"Can I bring you something back to eat--a falafal, some pizza?","No, we just ate. I only remember how tough my father was. Now I know he had to be like that, to make us tough. This city'll you if you aren't strong enough."
"No, we just ate. I only remember how tough my father was. Now I know he had to be like that, to make us tough. This city'll you if you aren't strong enough.","No, the city doesn't discriminate. It gets everybody."
Rule number one: Don't get involved with patients. Rule number two: Don't get involved with patient's daughters. You understand?,What about rule number three: Don't get involved with dispatchers named Love.
What about rule number three: Don't get involved with dispatchers named Love.,"You don't know the first thing about rule number three, cannot begin to understand the complexities of that rule. Come on, let's go look at some hookers. The Kit Kat will be letting out. Don't ever call a a crackhead. They get real mad."
"Nice though, pulling back her hood as we drive by. There's a mystery to it, then she shows you.",She's no Marcus.
She's no Marcus.,"We're all Frank. You know what I'm talking about, the way she looked at me."
"We're all Frank. You know what I'm talking about, the way she looked at me.","She wasn't looking at you, man, she was looking at me."
Look at that. A That's a first.,What's wrong.
No we can't. He's got a pulse.,No
"Relax, it's a street job, easy except for the smell. We'll just throw him in back and zip over to Mercy--no blood, no dying, that's how I look at it. He's just a",It's not our job to taxi drunks around.
It's not our job to taxi drunks around.,They'll just keep calling.
They'll just keep calling.,"Someone's gonna die someday causa that bum, going to have a cardiac and the only medics will be taking care of Mr. Oh."
"Tell me, you ever think of doing anything else?","Sure, I'm taking the captain's exam next year. After the kids are in school, Louise can go back to the post office and, I thought, what the I'll start my own medic service. Out on the Island the volunteers are becoming salaried municipal. It's just a matter of time and who you know. Someday it's going to be Chief Larry calling the shots."
 ,"You're almost there, you can do it -- can do -- can do."
This story they won't cover. And if the network doesn't cover it -- it must not be important so why worry.,I'm going to miss you -- you're a in a great way...
"He must have been great-looking, right?",Why do you say that?
Why do you say that?,Because nobody invites a bad- looking idiot to their bedroom.
I didn't sleep. They're giving me less and less air time. They don't think I'm at all anchor material.,"If we don't get to their camp soon, we won't be able to tape the supplies coming in."
"If we don't get to their camp soon, we won't be able to tape the supplies coming in.",Last time Paul was sick they gave Connie the weekend news instead of me.
Last time Paul was sick they gave Connie the weekend news instead of me.,You spend too much time -- much too much worrying about that Oh good.
"Another thing I can't stand is ...when White House reporters with each other after a briefing and then one of them has a theory and the other quotes it in his story as ""White House"" sources say...",That actually goes on...
That actually goes on...,Yes. My room is down here -- I'm not tired. Do you want to keep talking?
Yes. My room is down here -- I'm not tired. Do you want to keep talking?,"Yes, sure."
You're an amazing woman. What a feeling having you inside my head.,Yeah. It was an unusual place to be.
Yeah. It was an unusual place to be.,"Indescribable -- you knew just when to feed me the next thing, just a split second before I needed it. There was a rhythm we got into, like great"
"So you like me, huh?",I like you as much as I can like anyone who thinks I'm an
I don't remember saying anything like that -- exactly...I don't know why I just did.,"Oh let's see -- wait a minute, well, I can think of two reasons."
"Oh let's see -- wait a minute, well, I can think of two reasons.",What?
What?,"Three...I just thought of a third... If you talk about it, you don't have to do it."
"Three...I just thought of a third... If you talk about it, you don't have to do it.",That's not it.
That's not it.,Good...Another is you're trying to make it all about and heat and nothing else.
Then give me a minute...,You
What the hell's going on?,Everyone wants to meet the bus boy.
Everyone wants to meet the bus boy.,What did he do?
What did he do?,He made a cat.
"You like chasing the dragon, Walter?",Chasing the dragon? Whaddya mean? You sure you don't want a pancake?
Chasing the dragon? Whaddya mean? You sure you don't want a pancake?,You can cut the
Police officer.,You're like an undercover guy!
You're like an undercover guy!,"You're in some deep pal, whether you know it or not."
"You're in some deep pal, whether you know it or not.",Huh?!!!
Huh?!!!,"Possession of narcotics isn't something we take lightly, you understand?"
What's wrong with you!?!,My arm! He took my arm!
My arm! He took my arm!,Shut up! You let him have it!
Rich They're a plague. They've gotta be stopped.,You didn't like them.
You didn't like them.,"They're all the same! They're so stuck up, they're just... they're not even human. I hate them."
"They're all the same! They're so stuck up, they're just... they're not even human. I hate them.",Would you sleep with them?
Would you sleep with them?,"Yes. Definitely. Definitely. Please,"
"Yes. Definitely. Definitely. Please,","Well, there it is, isn't it? You don't even like them, and you'd sleep with them. What's that all about?"
"Well, there it is, isn't it? You don't even like them, and you'd sleep with them. What's that all about?","I got a news flash, man, another shot of this and I'll have with you."
"I got a news flash, man, another shot of this and I'll have with you.","Oh, yeah, and then you'll never call me."
Will I get the kicked out of me if I ask you to dance?,I don't actually think Jeffrey's gonna notice.
I didn't learn... I just... it's not a big deal.,"Buffy, I'm gonna tell Jeffrey you were playing with another man's Hebrew National."
"Buffy, I'm gonna tell Jeffrey you were playing with another man's Hebrew National.",Get a job.
where the did you come from? You scared me to death.,I'm sorry. That was impressive. The... tumbling.
"I had a trust fund my great- grandfather, or maybe it was an inheritance, 'cause he's dead, and I spent it on shoes.",You must come with me. It's much too late already. You must come with me to the graveyard.
You must come with me. It's much too late already. You must come with me to the graveyard.,Wait a minute. My birthright is in the graveyard? Later not.
Wait a minute. My birthright is in the graveyard? Later not.,Wait!
Wait!,"You're one of those skanky old men that, like, attack girls and stuff. Forget you. My, um, my boyfriend is gonna be here in about thirty seconds, and he's way testy."
"You're one of those skanky old men that, like, attack girls and stuff. Forget you. My, um, my boyfriend is gonna be here in about thirty seconds, and he's way testy.",You don't understand. You have been chosen.
You don't understand. You have been chosen.,"Chosen to go to the graveyard? Why don't you just take the first runner up, okay?"
"Chosen to go to the graveyard? Why don't you just take the first runner up, okay?",You must believe me. You must come with me while there's still time.
You must believe me. You must come with me while there's still time.,Time to do what?
Time to do what?,To stop the killing. To stop the vampires.
To stop the killing. To stop the vampires.,"Let me get this straight. You're like, this greasy bum, and I have to go to the graveyard with you 'cause I'm chosen, and there's vampires."
"Let me get this straight. You're like, this greasy bum, and I have to go to the graveyard with you 'cause I'm chosen, and there's vampires.",Yes.
Yes.,Does Elvis talk to you? Tell you to do things? Do you see spots?
Does Elvis talk to you? Tell you to do things? Do you see spots?,I don't have time for your prattling. I have proof. You bear the mark.
"Oh, what the is wrong with you? You threw a knife at my head!",I had to test you.
I had to test you.,But you threw a knife at my head!
But you threw a knife at my head!,And you caught it! Only the chosen one could have done that.
And you caught it! Only the chosen one could have done that.,"I don't want to be the chosen one, okay? I don't want to spend the rest of my life chasing after vampires! I just want to graduate from high school, go to Europe, marry Charlie Sheen and die. It may not sound too exciting to a sconehead like you, but I think it's swell. And then you come along... and... and then I'm a member of the hairy mole club, so you throw things at me!"
"Nice conversationalist! Yeah, I felt 'em a little, but I ain't due for two weeks since you're so excited about the subject.","It's natural. A reaction to their presence, to the... unnaturalness of it. It's part of how you are able to track them."
"It's natural. A reaction to their presence, to the... unnaturalness of it. It's part of how you are able to track them.","Oh, wonderful. My secret weapon is - That's just great. Thanks for telling me."
"Oh, wonderful. My secret weapon is - That's just great. Thanks for telling me.",You'll get used to it. I'm more worried about your tactical mistakes.
You'll get used to it. I'm more worried about your tactical mistakes.,You are such a wet.
You are such a wet.,A what?
A what?,A wet! Didn't I just that vampire? I think I did. I didn't see you killing any vampires. You were too busy playing 'Beat the Clock'.
A wet! Didn't I just that vampire? I think I did. I didn't see you killing any vampires. You were too busy playing 'Beat the Clock'.,Don't start with me again.
Don't start with me again.,"Aren't I, like the chosen one? The one and only? The Grand High Poobah and doesn't that mean you have to be nice to me? Like, ever?"
"Aren't I, like the chosen one? The one and only? The Grand High Poobah and doesn't that mean you have to be nice to me? Like, ever?",Buffy...
Buffy...,And why are you always wearing black? It's so down. It's totally not your color. I don't think you have a color.
And why are you always wearing black? It's so down. It's totally not your color. I don't think you have a color.,"What do you want? Encouragement? 'Gosh, Buffy, you're so special, I just want to give you a great big hug, oh I'm just having a warm fuzzy.'"
"What do you want? Encouragement? 'Gosh, Buffy, you're so special, I just want to give you a great big hug, oh I'm just having a warm fuzzy.'","Oh, you!"
I want you to wear these on the road trip when you pitch.,What?
What?,They'll fit snugly against your balls in such a wonderful way that you'll start seeing things differently--plus they'll remind you of me which is better than thinking about those nasty hitters.
They'll fit snugly against your balls in such a wonderful way that you'll start seeing things differently--plus they'll remind you of me which is better than thinking about those nasty hitters.,"Jesus, Annie, I don't know--"
"Jesus, Annie, I don't know--",You've been pitching out of the wrong side of your brain. These'll help move things to the right side.
You've been pitching out of the wrong side of your brain. These'll help move things to the right side.,Big League pitchers don't use these.
Big League pitchers don't use these.,They did when they were in the Carolina League.
I can't keep up with you. First you say is gonna make me a better pitcher--now no is gonna do it?!,It's all the same thing.
You know what it feels like to throw a three hitter? We better not,Nuke?!
Nuke?!,Just till I lose.
Just till I lose.,Get over here.
Get over here.,No.
No.,"Ebby Calvin ""Nuke"" LaLoosh--"
No! You're playing with my mind!,I'm trying to play with your body!
I'm trying to play with your body!,I knew it--you're seducing me!
I knew it--you're seducing me!,"Of course I'm seducing you for Godsakes, and I'm doing a poor job of it-- Aren't I pretty?"
"Of course I'm seducing you for Godsakes, and I'm doing a poor job of it-- Aren't I pretty?",I think you're real cute.
I think you're real cute.,Cute?! I hate cute! Baby ducks are cute! I wanta be exotic and mysterious!
Cute?! I hate cute! Baby ducks are cute! I wanta be exotic and mysterious!,You're exotic and mysterious and cute--that's why I better leave.
Nuke! You got things all wrong! There's no relation between and baseball. Ask Crash.,I did.
I did.,What'd he say?
What'd he say?,He said if I gave in to you I'd start losing again.
He said if I gave in to you I'd start losing again.,He did?
He did?,I'll be back when we lose.
Aw let's have a quickie right here--,--but you're father's in there!
--but you're father's in there!,"Crash says I gotta quit worrying about him--c'mon, honey, we got a lotta catching up to do--"
"I believe in the soul, the the the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, long foreplay, show tunes, and that the novels of Thomas Pynchon are self-indulgent, overrated I believe that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone, I believe that there oughtta be a constitutional amendment outlawing astro-turf and the designated hitter, I believe in the ""sweet spot"", voting every election, soft core chocolate chip cookies, opening your presents on Christmas morning rather than Christmas eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last for 7 days.",Oh my... Don't leave...
Oh my... Don't leave...,G'night.
Your place or mine?,"Despite my love of weird metaphysics and my rejection of most Judao-Christian ethics, I am, within the framework of a baseball season, monogamous."
"Despite my love of weird metaphysics and my rejection of most Judao-Christian ethics, I am, within the framework of a baseball season, monogamous.",Fact is you're afraid of meeting a guy like me 'cause It might be real so you sabotage it with some about commitment to a young boy you can boss around-- Great deal. You get to write self- indulgent little poems all winter about how hard it is to find a man even though you just sent him packing- So what do you really want? You wanta be a tragic woman figure wallowing in the of magic? Or do you want a guy?
"You're gorgeous, it! From the moment I first saw you I knew I had to have you. I had to have you!",I want to be had.
I want to be had.,"I think of you and the ""boy"" all the time."
"I think of you and the ""boy"" all the time.",He won't make love to me anymore.
He won't make love to me anymore.,And he's right! A ballplayer on a streak has to respect the streak. They don't happen very often. You know how hard this game is? If you believe you're playing well because you're getting laid or because you're not getting laid or because you wore red silk you are! And I still think Thomas Pynchon is full of
And he's right! A ballplayer on a streak has to respect the streak. They don't happen very often. You know how hard this game is? If you believe you're playing well because you're getting laid or because you're not getting laid or because you wore red silk you are! And I still think Thomas Pynchon is full of,I want you desperately!
you--what is happening? Is there no man who'll have me? This is the weirdest season I ever saw--the Durham Bulls can't lose and I can't get laid!,You okay?
"I crossed the street--it was the New York Yankees spring training field--tok, tok, tok, was the sound of a ball hitting a bat-- and I sat in the warm bleachers to think about my mother... And I saw him.",Who?
Who?,Thurman Munson. He was covered with dirt and he was fighting with everybody--it was beautiful ... And he called the ump a and got thrown out of the game even though it was an exhibition! So I stayed in the bleachers all spring and gradually came to understand what's so great about baseball.
Thurman Munson. He was covered with dirt and he was fighting with everybody--it was beautiful ... And he called the ump a and got thrown out of the game even though it was an exhibition! So I stayed in the bleachers all spring and gradually came to understand what's so great about baseball.,What's so great about baseball?
What's so great about baseball?,"If you know where home plate is, then you know where 1st base is, and 2nd, and everything else-- 'cause they're always in the same place in relation to home. Don't you see? If you know where home plate is, then you know where everything else in the universe is!"
"No ballplayer ever said ""no"" to a date with me.","Well then, let's"
"No, no, no. Put it back on and take it off slowly.","Jesus, what kinda broad are you?"
"Jesus, what kinda broad are you?","When you know how to make love, you'll know how to pitch. Shh. I love this part."
"Good--then listen. ""I sing the body electric. The armies of those I love engirth me and I engirth them--""",We gonna or what?
We gonna or what?,"Shh, shh... ""They will not let me off till I go with them, respond to them, and discorrupt them and charge them"""
What's that?,Chicken bone cross take the curse off this bat and bring me hits.
Chicken bone cross take the curse off this bat and bring me hits.,You a witch?
You a witch?,Yes. A switch hitting witch. Very common in Puerto Rico.
Yes. A switch hitting witch. Very common in Puerto Rico.,Will that work for me?
Will that work for me?,If you believe in Voodoo.
If you believe in Voodoo.,I'm 0 for 16! Gimme some of that
I got him on the knee!,You missed him!
You missed him!,"It, Jack, he still ain't touched the plate."
Don't bump me.,It was a call!
It was a call!,Did you call me a
Did you call me a,No! I said It was a call and you can't run me for that!
No! I said It was a call and you can't run me for that!,You missed the tag!
You missed the tag!,You spit on me!
You spit on me!,I didn't spit on you!
I didn't spit on you!,"You're in the wrong business, Jack--you're Sears-Roebuck material!"
"You're in the wrong business, Jack--you're Sears-Roebuck material!","You're close, Crash, you want me to run you? I'll run you!"
"You're close, Crash, you want me to run you? I'll run you!",You want me to call you a
You want me to call you a,Try it! Go ahead. Call me a
Try it! Go ahead. Call me a,Beg me!
Beg me!,Call me a and you're outta here!
Call me a and you're outta here!,Beg me again!
Beg me again!,Call me a and you're outta here!
Call me a and you're outta here!,You're a
You're a,You're outta here!
Why you shaking me off?,I wanta throw the heater to announce my presence with authority.
I wanta throw the heater to announce my presence with authority.,"""To announce your presence with authority""? This guy's a first ball fastball hitter. He's looking for heat."
"""To announce your presence with authority""? This guy's a first ball fastball hitter. He's looking for heat.",But he ain't seen my heat--
But he ain't seen my heat--,"Awright, meat, give him your heat."
"Guy hit the outta that one, eh?","Well, I held it like an egg."
"Well, I held it like an egg.",An' he scrambled the son of a Having fun yet?
An' he scrambled the son of a Having fun yet?,I'm having a blast. that sucker teed off on it just like he knew I was gonna throw a fastball.
I'm having a blast. that sucker teed off on it just like he knew I was gonna throw a fastball.,He did know.
He did know.,How?
How?,I told him.
You could be one of those guys-- but you don't give a Meat.,"it I'm sick of you calling me ""Meat""! You wanta step outside!"
Can I ask you something?,What?
What?,What would you think of a pitcher who wore women's
What would you think of a pitcher who wore women's,"If he had a good breaking ball, I'd respect the outta him."
"Hey, I'm cruisin', man--what're you doing out here?!",I want you to throw this one at the bat rack.
I want you to throw this one at the bat rack.,Why?! I'm finally throwin' the thing where I want to.
Why?! I'm finally throwin' the thing where I want to.,It'll keep the fear of in the hitters. Trust me.
It'll keep the fear of in the hitters. Trust me.,You're the boss.
She's getting steamed 'cause I'm still re-channeling my energy--maybe I should cave in and sleep with her once just to calm her down. What'ya think?,You outta your mind? If you give in now you might start losing. Never with a winning streak.
"C'mon, we got nothin' to fight about.",You
You,Why am I a
Why am I a,Why are you a 'Cause you got talent. I got brains. But you got talent! You're left arm is worth a million dollars a year. All my limbs put together are worth 7 cents a pound--and that's for science and dog meat.
Why are you a 'Cause you got talent. I got brains. But you got talent! You're left arm is worth a million dollars a year. All my limbs put together are worth 7 cents a pound--and that's for science and dog meat.,You're a great catcher.
You're a great catcher.,Come over here into the light so I can kick your
Come over here into the light so I can kick your,No.
No.,"Okay, I'll kick your there."
Good. Good. That's terrific...,What?
What?,If ya get in a fight with some never hit his with your pitching hand. ya might get injured. That's another lesson for ya--now quit around and help me up.
"It's the best, Nuke...the absolute best.","Yeah, thanks for everything."
We want you to room with him on the road and stay on his case all year. He can go all the way.,And where can I go?
And where can I go?,You can keep going to the ballpark and keep gettin' paid to do it. Beats outta working at Sears.
He walked eighteen?!,It's a league record.
It's a league record.,Struck out eighteen...
Struck out eighteen...,"League record. And he hit the Radio Announcer, a Sportswriter, and the Bull Mascot twice--also league records-- Joe, the guy's got some serious"
Eight and twenty-four.,Eight and twenty-four! How'd we ever win 8 games?
Eight and twenty-four! How'd we ever win 8 games?,It's a miracle.
It's a miracle.,"Look, guys--I'm a man, I got needs too. I understand this party-- but... is the one thing you can get further behind in and catch up faster than anything I know. There's a baseball lesson in there somewhere. Where's Crash?"
What the hell's going on out there?,It's a convention.
It's a convention.,Check it out.
"that's great! Jesus! Listen, Crash don't like anybody to know it but-- Most nights he goes down to, you know, down to Niggertown. To Sandy's... the",He goes to a every night?
He goes to a every night?,Don't tell him I told you--he'd break my neck.
"First of all, what they did was totally unconstitutional. We're already on the list to be heard before the Supreme Court of the United States later this year.",These guys back home don't give a about the Supreme Court and any of this They want things to quiet down. They want you to walk away from -
These guys back home don't give a about the Supreme Court and any of this They want things to quiet down. They want you to walk away from -,"Walk away? Andy, you can't be serious. How can I walk away? Don't you see what's goin' on here? Don't you see what's at stake?"
"Walk away? Andy, you can't be serious. How can I walk away? Don't you see what's goin' on here? Don't you see what's at stake?","The old man said, 'Maybe your friend should give in.' And when the old man says 'maybe', that's like a papal bull. Not only should you quit, you should run!"
"The old man said, 'Maybe your friend should give in.' And when the old man says 'maybe', that's like a papal bull. Not only should you quit, you should run!","Know what my problem is? Every time they mention my name in the papers, these cocksuckers, they mention Nicky, too. How the does that help? I mean, the heat he brought down is We had a police department who was cooperative. He's them off so much now that nobody can make a move anymore. I mean, what do you do about that?"
"Know what my problem is? Every time they mention my name in the papers, these cocksuckers, they mention Nicky, too. How the does that help? I mean, the heat he brought down is We had a police department who was cooperative. He's them off so much now that nobody can make a move anymore. I mean, what do you do about that?",What do you propose?
What do you propose?,"I don't know, he doesn't listen to me. Maybe he should... get lost for a while. Take a vacation. Would that be so bad?"
"I don't know, he doesn't listen to me. Maybe he should... get lost for a while. Take a vacation. Would that be so bad?",They ain't sendin' Nicky nowhere.
They ain't sendin' Nicky nowhere.,"All right, look, if he took a break, it would just give everybody some time to maneuver. That's all I'm saying. It's all that I'm saying."
"All right, look, if he took a break, it would just give everybody some time to maneuver. That's all I'm saying. It's all that I'm saying.",I would forget about the maneuver. I would just get out.
I would forget about the maneuver. I would just get out.,I can't do that.
"Look, look. You can't stop her for speeding? I mean, look what the she's doing.",Speeding?
"She's my wife. Look at me. You did know that, didn't you? You knew that she's my wife? Huh? Hey, look at me.","Yeah, yeah. I know that."
"Yeah, yeah. I know that.","You do? Yeah? Well, if you ever come back again... ever... to take her money... next time bring a pistol. That way you got a chance. Be a man, don't be a fuckin' Now, you want to do me a favor? Get out of here. I want to be alone with my wife. Get the up and get out of here."
Okay.,You fuckin' piece of
You fuckin' piece of,"Hey, that's just fuckin' - That's You know, you know, what the"
Hello.,Hello.
Hello.,"Yeah, is this Lester? This is Sam..."
"Yeah, is this Lester? This is Sam...",...Rothstein. I want to talk to Ginger. Put her on the phone.
...Rothstein. I want to talk to Ginger. Put her on the phone.,"She's not here, Sam."
"She's not here, Sam.",Lester...
Lester...,...listen to me very carefully. I want to talk to Ginger. I want my kid back. I want her put on a plane immediately.
...listen to me very carefully. I want to talk to Ginger. I want my kid back. I want her put on a plane immediately.,I know she's there. Don't around with me.
I know she's there. Don't around with me.,"Uh, I'm not. Sam, I wouldn't..."
You understand? Put her on the fuckin' phone.,"Sam, I - I don't know where she is, okay?"
"Sam, I - I don't know where she is, okay?","So, l-l-l-listen, I te- I te- I tell you - can I call you back in a few minutes?"
"So, l-l-l-listen, I te- I te- I tell you - can I call you back in a few minutes?",702 472 1862.
702 472 1862.,"Mm-hm. 1862. Okay, good. I'll call you right b-"
"Mm-hm. 1862. Okay, good. I'll call you right b-",Right away.
Right away.,I'll call you right back.
I'll call you right back.,Right back.
Right back.,You got it. Schmuck. All right. I just bought us a few minutes. Want to get back at this
"What's that? You hear? You hear a little girl, Frankie? You hear a little girl, Ace? Is that a little fuckin' girl?! What happened to the fuckin' tough guy? Told my friend stick it up his fuckin' Huh?! Huh?!","Wait a sec, Nicky, Nicky, Nicky. Ta- take it easy."
Holy what've you been doin' out here?,"Honey, come here."
"After we ate, we left Jennifer and Ginger alone and we took a ride to talk. And then... he hit me with it.",What do you think about me movin' out here? What's the matter? You got a problem with that?
What do you think about me movin' out here? What's the matter? You got a problem with that?,"No, of course not."
"No, of course not.","You mean, I have your permission?"
"You mean, I have your permission?","Sure, you have my permission. But I - I just gotta tell you it's no joke out here. It's no joke, you know? You gotta keep a low profile. It's not like back home. Right off the bat, they don't like guys like us. And this sheriff's a real cowboy. Even the coppers aren't afraid to bury people out in the desert here."
"Sure, you have my permission. But I - I just gotta tell you it's no joke out here. It's no joke, you know? You gotta keep a low profile. It's not like back home. Right off the bat, they don't like guys like us. And this sheriff's a real cowboy. Even the coppers aren't afraid to bury people out in the desert here.",I don't care. I want to get away from back home for a while. I'm tired of that back there. Look at this place. It's made of money. You know what the best part is? Nobody's gonna know what we're doin'! There's nobody here to see us! Everybody's back home.
I don't care. I want to get away from back home for a while. I'm tired of that back there. Look at this place. It's made of money. You know what the best part is? Nobody's gonna know what we're doin'! There's nobody here to see us! Everybody's back home.,"Nick, I gotta tell you, I got pinched twice for no reason. You really gotta be careful. I'm running a licensed place. Everything's legit."
"Nick, I gotta tell you, I got pinched twice for no reason. You really gotta be careful. I'm running a licensed place. Everything's legit.",Don't worry about it. I'm not gonna do anything. What am I gonna do? I'm especially not gonna involve you in anything.
He insulted Billy. And then I walked over to him politely...,...and he tells me to go myself.
...and he tells me to go myself.,What?
What?,Then he called me a
Then he called me a,So what do you think I do? I threw that out.
So what do you think I do? I threw that out.,"What? Ho- Hey, come here."
You better watch yourself. There's a lot of heat on you already.,"Why, somebody's complaining?"
"Why, somebody's complaining?",I'm - I'm hearin' things from security. They're all ex-cops. The Sheriff's lookin' to bust your balls. They want to put you in the Black Book.
I'm - I'm hearin' things from security. They're all ex-cops. The Sheriff's lookin' to bust your balls. They want to put you in the Black Book.,That Black Book is a bunch of They got two names in there for the whole country and one of them is still Al Capone.
That Black Book is a bunch of They got two names in there for the whole country and one of them is still Al Capone.,"or no they put you in that book, you're gonna be in a lot of trouble. You will not be able to walk into the casino. I'm tellin' you."
"or no they put you in that book, you're gonna be in a lot of trouble. You will not be able to walk into the casino. I'm tellin' you.","What am I doin' out here? I'm tryin' to make a livin', that's all."
"What am I doin' out here? I'm tryin' to make a livin', that's all.",I'm just tellin' you. Don't say I didn't warn you.
I'm just tellin' you. Don't say I didn't warn you.,All right.
"Well, it wasn't long before what I was afraid was gonna happen, happened. Nicky managed to get himself banned from every casino in Las Vegas, and from then on, I couldn't be seen talkin' to him anywhere in Vegas, or even near it.",What the is that supposed to mean?
' ...detrimental to gaming. And he will be ejected from any casino in Las Vegas... and the casinos can be fined as much as a hundred thousand every time he shows up.' Do you believe this,"Yeah, I believe it. You got banned."
You think he got the point?,"What're you doin'? He's a square guy, for chrissakes. You can't treat him like that. He's gonna run to the FBI."
"What're you doin'? He's a square guy, for chrissakes. You can't treat him like that. He's gonna run to the FBI.","the FBI! That prick's been dodging me for three weeks. And what is it with you? All of a sudden, you're tryin' to tell me what to do all the time."
"the FBI! That prick's been dodging me for three weeks. And what is it with you? All of a sudden, you're tryin' to tell me what to do all the time.","I'm not tryin' to tell you what to do. But you were way out of line, Nick. What're you doin'? Where's your head?"
"I'm not tryin' to tell you what to do. But you were way out of line, Nick. What're you doin'? Where's your head?","Where's my head? Where's your fuckin' balls? Huh? You know I'm tryin' to put somethin' really big together out here. You know what I'm talkin' about, huh? You know! If you're actin' like this now, how can I depend on you? There's a lot of things gonna change out here. And if you wanna be there with me, Sammy, you're gonna have to go my fuckin' way."
"Where's my head? Where's your fuckin' balls? Huh? You know I'm tryin' to put somethin' really big together out here. You know what I'm talkin' about, huh? You know! If you're actin' like this now, how can I depend on you? There's a lot of things gonna change out here. And if you wanna be there with me, Sammy, you're gonna have to go my fuckin' way.","Listen, Nick, you gotta understand my situation. I'm responsible for thousands of people. I got a hundred million a year goin' through the place. It's all over, I'm gonna tell you, it's all over, if I don't get that license. And believe me, if it goes bad for me, it's gonna go bad for a lot of people, you understand?"
"Listen, Nick, you gotta understand my situation. I'm responsible for thousands of people. I got a hundred million a year goin' through the place. It's all over, I'm gonna tell you, it's all over, if I don't get that license. And believe me, if it goes bad for me, it's gonna go bad for a lot of people, you understand?","Yeah, forget about your fuckin' license. I plant my own flag out here, you ain't gonna need a fuckin' license. You know, I don't know what it is, Sammy, but the more I talk to you, the more I feel like you just don't wanna go along with me, is that it?"
"Yeah, forget about your fuckin' license. I plant my own flag out here, you ain't gonna need a fuckin' license. You know, I don't know what it is, Sammy, but the more I talk to you, the more I feel like you just don't wanna go along with me, is that it?","No, I don't wanna come -"
"No, I don't wanna come -",You should say so.
You should say so.,I don't wanna come along with you.
I don't wanna come along with you.,Just say so.
Just say so.,I'll be honest with you.
I'll be honest with you.,"All right, fine."
"All right, fine.",I don't wanna be involved in anything you're talkin' about...
I don't wanna be involved in anything you're talkin' about...,Fine.
...okay? I just wanna run a square joint. That's it. I just want my license. I want everything nice and quiet. That's it.,"You mean, quiet like this: 'I'm the boss.' That's quiet?"
"You mean, quiet like this: 'I'm the boss.' That's quiet?",That's all taken out of context. Okay.
That's all taken out of context. Okay.,"Yeah, that's out of context. Okay."
"Yeah, that's out of context. Okay.",I have no control over that. Ronnie and Billy were right there. They'll tell you exactly what happened.
I have no control over that. Ronnie and Billy were right there. They'll tell you exactly what happened.,"Well, back home they don't know about fuckin' control. That looks bad."
"Well, back home they don't know about fuckin' control. That looks bad.",Looks bad? I'm gonna tell you what looks bad.
Looks bad? I'm gonna tell you what looks bad.,Yeah?
Yeah?,Every time you're on television I get mentioned. That looks bad. That looks bad.
Every time you're on television I get mentioned. That looks bad. That looks bad.,What the happened to you? Will you tell me?
What the happened to you? Will you tell me?,What happened to me? What happened to you?
What happened to me? What happened to you?,Yeah.
Yeah.,You lost your control.
You lost your control.,I lost control?
I lost control?,"Yes, you lost your control."
"Yes, you lost your control.",Look at you. You're fuckin' walkin' around like John Barrymore.
Look at you. You're fuckin' walkin' around like John Barrymore.,All right.
All right.,A fuckin' pink robe and a fuckin'...
A fuckin' pink robe and a fuckin'...,All right.
All right.,"...uh, uh, cigarette holder. I'm - I lost control?!"
"...uh, uh, cigarette holder. I'm - I lost control?!",Yeah.
Yeah.,"You know, I didn't want to bring this up, but you have treating a lot of people with a lot of disrespect. Even your own wife."
"You know, I didn't want to bring this up, but you have treating a lot of people with a lot of disrespect. Even your own wife.",My wife?
My wife?,Yeah.
Yeah.,"Now, what does she have to do with all this?"
"Now, what does she have to do with all this?","Well, she comes to see me. She was upset about a lot of things, especially that whole fuckin' Diamond - that Lester Diamond incident."
"Well, she comes to see me. She was upset about a lot of things, especially that whole fuckin' Diamond - that Lester Diamond incident.","All of a sudden, you're the shoulder to cry on? Did you at least tell her about your little role in that whole situation?"
"All of a sudden, you're the shoulder to cry on? Did you at least tell her about your little role in that whole situation?","No, I didn't. What good would that do? That's not the fuckin' point."
"No, I didn't. What good would that do? That's not the fuckin' point.","Listen, I would -"
"Listen, I would -",The point is that she's upset. She's - and you got a fuckin' problem.
The point is that she's upset. She's - and you got a fuckin' problem.,"I - I would appreciate it if you'd stay out of my personal life, okay? You wouldn't like it if I did it to you."
"I - I would appreciate it if you'd stay out of my personal life, okay? You wouldn't like it if I did it to you.","Hey, she came to talk..."
"Hey, she came to talk...",Please...
Please...,...to me.
...to me.,...don't do it to me...
...don't do it to me...,She came to talk to me...
She came to talk to me...,Okay?
Okay?,"And I - what was I supposed to do, throw her out?"
"And I - what was I supposed to do, throw her out?","Ju-just stay away from her. It's none of your business, okay? There are certain things you don't do, and you know that."
"Ju-just stay away from her. It's none of your business, okay? There are certain things you don't do, and you know that.",It's none of my business?
It's none of my business?,"That's right, yeah."
"That's right, yeah.","A week ago it was my business, now it's none of my business. In other words, when you need me to take care of somethin' for you, then you need me."
"A week ago it was my business, now it's none of my business. In other words, when you need me to take care of somethin' for you, then you need me.","Yeah, that's right, the way you need me to vouch for you as a citizen and get you out of one of your jams. I'm gonna have to straighten out what you just did with this guy."
"...on the line and this guy's out havin' the time of his life. He has every cop in the state watchin' him, and he's out playin' golf.","Practice enough this week, you"
"Practice enough this week, you",And at the...
Where the you get off talkin' to people about me behind my back? Goin' over my head?,What people?
What people?,"What people! What'd you think, I wasn't gonna find out?"
"What people! What'd you think, I wasn't gonna find out?","I don't even know what you're talkin' about, Nick."
"I don't even know what you're talkin' about, Nick.","No? You said I'm bringin' heat on you?! I gotta listen to people because of your fuckin' You're ordering me out?! You better get your own fuckin' army, pal!"
"No? You said I'm bringin' heat on you?! I gotta listen to people because of your fuckin' You're ordering me out?! You better get your own fuckin' army, pal!","I didn't do anything. I mean, I didn't order you or anybody... I only told Andy Stone that you had a lot of heat on you, and that was a problem."
"I didn't do anything. I mean, I didn't order you or anybody... I only told Andy Stone that you had a lot of heat on you, and that was a problem.",You want me to get out of my own fuckin' town?!
You want me to get out of my own fuckin' town?!,"Yeah, I said I - let the blow over for a while so I can run the casino. Anything goes wrong with the casino, it's my It's not yours, it's my"
"Yeah, I said I - let the blow over for a while so I can run the casino. Anything goes wrong with the casino, it's my It's not yours, it's my","Oh, I don't know whether you know this or not, but you only have your fuckin' casino because I made that possible!"
"Oh, I don't know whether you know this or not, but you only have your fuckin' casino because I made that possible!",I -
I -,I'm what counts out here! Not your fuckin' country clubs or your fuckin' TV shows! And what the are you doin' on TV anyhow?!
I'm what counts out here! Not your fuckin' country clubs or your fuckin' TV shows! And what the are you doin' on TV anyhow?!,What are you -
What are you -,You know I get calls from back home every fuckin' day?! They think you went batshit!
You know I get calls from back home every fuckin' day?! They think you went batshit!,I'm only on TV because I gotta be able to hang around the casino. You understand that. You know that. Come on.
I'm only on TV because I gotta be able to hang around the casino. You understand that. You know that. Come on.,Your fuckin' You could have had the food and beverage job without goin' on television! You wanted to go on TV.
Your fuckin' You could have had the food and beverage job without goin' on television! You wanted to go on TV.,"Yeah, I did want to go on TV. That way I have a forum. I can fight back. I'm known. People see me. They know they can't around with me like they could if I was an unknown. That's right."
"Yeah, I did want to go on TV. That way I have a forum. I can fight back. I'm known. People see me. They know they can't around with me like they could if I was an unknown. That's right.",You're makin' a big fuckin' spectacle of yourself.
You're makin' a big fuckin' spectacle of yourself.,"Me?! I wouldn't even be in this situation if it wasn't for you. You brought down so much fuckin' heat on me. I mean, every time I meet somebody here, the big question is do I know you."
"Me?! I wouldn't even be in this situation if it wasn't for you. You brought down so much fuckin' heat on me. I mean, every time I meet somebody here, the big question is do I know you.","Oh, sure. Now you want to blame your fuckin' license on me, is that it?"
"Oh, sure. Now you want to blame your fuckin' license on me, is that it?","No, it - it - Nicky, when you asked me if you could come out here, what did I tell you? I mean, you asked me, and I knew you were going to come out no matter what I said, but what did I tell you? Do you remember what I told..."
"No, it - it - Nicky, when you asked me if you could come out here, what did I tell you? I mean, you asked me, and I knew you were going to come out no matter what I said, but what did I tell you? Do you remember what I told...",Back -
Back -,...you? Do you remember what I told you?
...you? Do you remember what I told you?,"Back - Back up, back up a fuckin' minute here. One minute. I asked you?! When the did I ever ask you if I could come out here?! Get this through your head, you -"
"Back - Back up, back up a fuckin' minute here. One minute. I asked you?! When the did I ever ask you if I could come out here?! Get this through your head, you -",You never - ?
You never - ?,"Get this through your head, you Jew you. You only exist out here because of me! That's the only reason! Without me, you, personally, every fuckin' wiseguy skell [Skell: the lowest form of wiseguy - a drunken bum] around'll take a piece of your fuckin' Jew Then where you gonna go?! You're fuckin' warned! Don't ever go over my fuckin' head again! You you!"
What are you doin'? You gotta get out of here!,"Hey, Sammy, tell this Jew over here to pay that marker."
"Hey, Sammy, tell this Jew over here to pay that marker.","Nicky, Nicky, you're not listenin' to me. I'm here to help you. What's the matter with you? You're gonna bury us both."
"Nicky, Nicky, you're not listenin' to me. I'm here to help you. What's the matter with you? You're gonna bury us both.","Just give me the money. Fuckin' give me the fuckin' money, Sammy."
"Just give me the money. Fuckin' give me the fuckin' money, Sammy.","I'm gonna okay you ten and get you even, and that's it. Then you got to get out of here before the cops and the newspapers are all over you."
Ginger called me.,Yeah.
Yeah.,I just told you. She called me.
I just told you. She called me.,And what'd she want?
And what'd she want?,She was afraid to call you.
She was afraid to call you.,"Yeah, she's with that again... and they got Amy."
"...uh, you know, I just wanted to talk to you a minute.",Well...
Well...,...Ginger's missing and she tied Amy up and she locked her in her room. I gotta find her. I don't know where the she is.
...Ginger's missing and she tied Amy up and she locked her in her room. I gotta find her. I don't know where the she is.,"Yeah? Well, listen, Ginger's over here at the Leaning Tower with me."
"Yeah? Well, listen, Ginger's over here at the Leaning Tower with me.",She's there with you? She's there with you?
She's there with you? She's there with you?,"Yeah, she's here."
"Yeah, she's here.",I'll be right there.
"Because Nicky enjoyed being a gangster, and he didn't give a who knew it.",Come on. There we go. Look at that. Beautiful.
We need this guy.,We can't get rid of him?
We can't get rid of him?,He's juiced in. He's the County Commissioner's cousin.
He's juiced in. He's the County Commissioner's cousin.,I wouldn't give the bum a mop job.
Any change?,"I hit a few... uh, games on the way back."
"I hit a few... uh, games on the way back.",That was all She just pocketed the cash.
"Within no time, everything was set in place. We got rid of the freelance scamsters. The per was way up. The gods were happy, or as happy as the gods can ever be. And I, I decided to complicate my life. For a guy who likes sure things, I was about to bet the rest of my life on a real longshot.","We're not getting any younger. Don't you think it's time? Aren't you gettin' tired of all this Bangin' around, hustlin' around?"
"We're not getting any younger. Don't you think it's time? Aren't you gettin' tired of all this Bangin' around, hustlin' around?","What, are you trying to handicap me?"
"What, are you trying to handicap me?","I'm gonna do you one better. I'm trying to marry you. You want to marry me? I'm serious. I mean, I - I want to settle down. I want a family."
"I'm gonna do you one better. I'm trying to marry you. You want to marry me? I'm serious. I mean, I - I want to settle down. I want a family.","You got the wrong girl, Sam."
"You got the wrong girl, Sam.",I know I'd be a good father. I know you'd be a good mother.
I know I'd be a good father. I know you'd be a good mother.,"You don't know me. What, you've known me, two, three months. What do you know?"
"You don't know me. What, you've known me, two, three months. What do you know?",I'm forty-three years old. I don't want to wait. I know you well enough to know that I really love you very much. And I can't think of anybody better to be with. And I don't feel like waiting anymore.
I'm forty-three years old. I don't want to wait. I know you well enough to know that I really love you very much. And I can't think of anybody better to be with. And I don't feel like waiting anymore.,"You know a lot of happily married people, Sam? 'Cause I don't."
"You know a lot of happily married people, Sam? 'Cause I don't.","Yeah, I know all that."
"Yeah, I know all that.","I care about you, a - But I just don't have those kind of feelings for you. I'm sorry. I'm not in love with you."
"I care about you, a - But I just don't have those kind of feelings for you. I'm sorry. I'm not in love with you.",I - I - I...
I - I - I...,Understand? I'm sorry.
Understand? I'm sorry.,"No, I - I... mean... that can grow as I - as long as there's a mutual respect... that kind of thing can grow. I'm realistic. I can accept that. But, you know, what is... What is love anyway? It's a... it's a mutual respect. It's - it's a devotion. It's a... it's a caring from one person to another. And if we could set up some kind of foundation... based on that mutual respect... I feel that eventually you would care enough about me... that I could live with that."
"No, I - I... mean... that can grow as I - as long as there's a mutual respect... that kind of thing can grow. I'm realistic. I can accept that. But, you know, what is... What is love anyway? It's a... it's a mutual respect. It's - it's a devotion. It's a... it's a caring from one person to another. And if we could set up some kind of foundation... based on that mutual respect... I feel that eventually you would care enough about me... that I could live with that.","If it doesn't work out. You know, if it doesn't play out, then what happens to me?"
"If it doesn't work out. You know, if it doesn't play out, then what happens to me?","You know I'm doin' well now. And I'm gonna do even better. And so, whatever happens, if it doesn't work out between us, I'm gonna make sure you're okay for the rest of your life. And if there are kids, especially, you know, I'll take care of you better than you'd ever imagine."
"You know I'm doin' well now. And I'm gonna do even better. And so, whatever happens, if it doesn't work out between us, I'm gonna make sure you're okay for the rest of your life. And if there are kids, especially, you know, I'll take care of you better than you'd ever imagine.","What're you... what're you pitching me, here?"
"What're you... what're you pitching me, here?",Just what I said. You'll be set up for the rest of your life. That I can promise you. Want to take a chance?
"I mean she's only sober about two hours a day. It's usually from eleven in the morning until one in the afternoon. And if I gave her her money and her jewels now, you know what she's gonna do? She's gonna it all away in about a year, and then where will she be? Where would you be then? Comin' right back to me, right back to me. Or finding some other excuse to come and I - I -","We had a deal. Remember that? He said if it didn't work out between us, that I could get my things and I could leave."
"We had a deal. Remember that? He said if it didn't work out between us, that I could get my things and I could leave.",Look in my eyes. Look in my eyes.
The arrangement is over!,No kidding. NO KIDDING!
No kidding. NO KIDDING!,And I still get my money. I need some cash right now. You can't just put me in the street.
And I still get my money. I need some cash right now. You can't just put me in the street.,"I'll get your cash. You haven't been straight with me ever since I met you! You never loved me in the first place! I need eyes in the back of my fuckin' head with you, you fuckin'"
I am not! She's my daughter too! you!,Get out of here!
Now you need approval from him to go home?,So what? So who fuckin' blew you in the parking lot before you came in... huh?
So what? So who fuckin' blew you in the parking lot before you came in... huh?,"You make me sick, you Once a fuckin' always a"
"You make me sick, you Once a fuckin' always a","Oh, you! you, Sam Rothstein! you!"
"She, she's alone. Just go. Take the gun and go into Amy's.",You get down here!
You get down here!,Just wait there for me!
Just wait there for me!,"Get down here and talk to me, it! Don't fuckin' ignore me! You"
"You come out here and talk to me, you",Will you stop it? You're you're on drugs. You're gonna -
Will you stop it? You're you're on drugs. You're gonna -,I am not!
I am not!,You're gonna be sorry if you don't stop that.
You're gonna be sorry if you don't stop that.,Don't you threaten me!
Don't you threaten me!,You'll wake the whole neighborhood!
You'll wake the whole neighborhood!,Don't you threaten me!
"After all the threats and all the it turned out Ginger didn't tell 'em anything. But by then, the Feds didn't need her, anyway.",But it was just mine.
But it was just mine.,They had all the pieces they needed.
"Four reels, sevens across, three fifteen-thousand-dollar jackpots? Do you have any idea what the odds are?","Shoot, it's gotta be in the millions, maybe more."
"Shoot, it's gotta be in the millions, maybe more.",Three fuckin' jackpots in twenty minutes? Why didn't you pull the machines? Why didn't you call me?
Three fuckin' jackpots in twenty minutes? Why didn't you pull the machines? Why didn't you call me?,"Well, it happened so quick. Three guys won. I didn't have a chance to call you."
"Well, it happened so quick. Three guys won. I didn't have a chance to call you.",You didn't see the scam? You didn't see what was goin' on?
You didn't see the scam? You didn't see what was goin' on?,"Well, there's no way to determine that, Sam."
"Well, there's no way to determine that, Sam.","Yes, there is. An infallible way! They won!"
"Yes, there is. An infallible way! They won!","Well, it's a casino. People gotta win sometimes."
"Well, it's a casino. People gotta win sometimes.","Hey... Ward, you're pissin' me off. Now, you're insulting my intelligence. What do you think, I'm a fuckin' idiot? You know well somebody had to get into those machines and set those fuckin' reels."
"The probability on one-four-reel machine is a million and a half to one. On three machines in a row, it's in the billions. It cannot happen... would not happen, you fuckin' momo! What's the matter with you! Didn't you see you were bein' set up on the second win?",I really think you're -
I really think you're -,You - Wait! You didn't see that you were being set up on the second win?
You - Wait! You didn't see that you were being set up on the second win?,I really think you're overreacting in this whole -
I really think you're overreacting in this whole -,"Listen, you fuckin' yokel, I've had it with you. I've been carryin' your in this place ever since I got here. Get your and get your things and get out of here."
"Listen, you fuckin' yokel, I've had it with you. I've been carryin' your in this place ever since I got here. Get your and get your things and get out of here.",You're firin' me?
You're firin' me?,"I'm firin' you? No, I'm not firin' I'm firin' you, you -"
Excuse me.,What?
What?,Is this yours? Your pen?
Is this yours? Your pen?,"Yeah, that's my pen. Why?"
"Yeah, that's my pen. Why?","I ju- Well, it's a nice pen. I just didn't know whose it was. I thought it was yours. I didn't want it to get lost."
"I ju- Well, it's a nice pen. I just didn't know whose it was. I thought it was yours. I didn't want it to get lost.","Well, thank you. Why don't you take that fuckin' pen and shove it up you you fuckin' jag-off?"
When I left here with the money...,Mm.
Mm.,...I got muscled on the street.
...I got muscled on the street.,Mm.
Mm.,"A couple of guys, I owe them. So, that's what I did. I gave 'em the money. That's what I did."
"A couple of guys, I owe them. So, that's what I did. I gave 'em the money. That's what I did.",Yeah?
Yeah?,Yeah.
Yeah.,"You call yourself a man? You know you're a lyin', low-life, motherfuckin' gambling degenerate You know that's what you are? Two small kids at home. I gave you money to pay the fuckin' rent and buy groceries, put the heat on. You know your wife called Frankie and told him the fuckin' heat's off?"
"No, no? You didn't?",I didn't give 'em the m-
I didn't give 'em the m-,"Don't with me, Al! Don't make a out of me! You want to embarrass me and make a fool out of me?! You didn't gamble?! Tell me you gambled the fuckin' money, I'll give you the fuckin' money to put the fuckin' heat on! Did you gamble?! Huh?!"
Fuckin' kids at home! Here. Get the out of here.,"Thanks, Nick."
"Thanks, Nick.","Yeah, thanks."
You gotta go back there and talk to that guy.,"Come on, go back there? I never got paid my expenses for the last trip."
"Come on, go back there? I never got paid my expenses for the last trip.",What expenses?
What expenses?,"Well, I'm goin' all over, layin' money out of my own pocket, and I never get anything back. What the hell's goin' on?"
"Well, I'm goin' all over, layin' money out of my own pocket, and I never get anything back. What the hell's goin' on?",You gotta go back out there.
You gotta go back out there.,"Well, then, from now on, I'm gonna start keepin' records."
"Well, then, from now on, I'm gonna start keepin' records.","Artie, no records, Artie. What are you gonna do with records? Pay taxes?"
"Artie, no records, Artie. What are you gonna do with records? Pay taxes?","Well, I keep layin' out my own fuckin' dough for these trips and nothin' ever comes back. I mean, what hell's goin' on? What are we doin' over here?"
"Well, I keep layin' out my own fuckin' dough for these trips and nothin' ever comes back. I mean, what hell's goin' on? What are we doin' over here?","You're goin' out to Las Vegas, you're havin' a good time at my expense. What the I mean, after all, you're the one having a good time, not me."
Go back inside! This is none of your business! I don't have to take your all the time anymore.,Hey.
Hey.,I'll to the FBI!
What do you want? It - It's pitch- black out here. It's tin foil.,Pitch-black?! It -
Pitch-black?! It -,It looked like a fuckin' gun!
It looked like a fuckin' gun!,You - You fuckin' I'll be filling out paper work for the next two months because of you and this piece of you...
You - You fuckin' I'll be filling out paper work for the next two months because of you and this piece of you...,Oh my what are we gonna do? I'm sorry.
Oh my what are we gonna do? I'm sorry.,...fuckin'
you! you!,Yeah?
Yeah?,You know who you're fuckin' with?! Huh? Do you?!
You know who you're fuckin' with?! Huh? Do you?!,Now move along.
Now move along.,You fuckin' Do you know who you're fuckin' with?
"You took your boots off? You put your feet on the table... you kicking, stinky, horse-manure-smellin' you! You me up over there, I'll stick you in a hole in the fuckin' desert! You understand? Go over there and apologize. Go! Get the out of -","Nicky, I'm sorry."
"Frankie, I want to ask you something.",It's private... but I want you to tell me the truth.
It's private... but I want you to tell me the truth.,"Of course, Remo."
"Of course, Remo.","I want you to tell me the truth, mind you."
"I want you to tell me the truth, mind you.","I always tell you the truth, Remo."
"I always tell you the truth, Remo.","Frankie... the little guy, he wouldn't be fuckin' the Jew's wife, would he? Because if he is... it's a problem."
"Frankie... the little guy, he wouldn't be fuckin' the Jew's wife, would he? Because if he is... it's a problem.","What could I say? I knew if I gave the wrong answer, I mean, Nicky, Ginger, Ace, all of 'em could've would up gettin' killed."
"What could I say? I knew if I gave the wrong answer, I mean, Nicky, Ginger, Ace, all of 'em could've would up gettin' killed.",Because there's one thing about these old timers: They don't like any fuckin' around with the other guy's wives. It's bad for business.
Because there's one thing about these old timers: They don't like any fuckin' around with the other guy's wives. It's bad for business.,"So, I lied... even though I knew that by lyin' to Gaggi, I could wind up gettin' killed too."
"So, I lied... even though I knew that by lyin' to Gaggi, I could wind up gettin' killed too.",No. I ain't see anything like that.
No. I ain't see anything like that.,Are you sure?
Are you sure?,"I'm positive. Remo... things are very up down there, you know?"
"I'm positive. Remo... things are very up down there, you know?","Yeah, I know. That's why I'm asking. You see, my main concern is Nicky."
"Yeah, I know. That's why I'm asking. You see, my main concern is Nicky.",Hm.
Hm.,I want to know... if he's doin' all right. If he's okay.
I want to know... if he's doin' all right. If he's okay.,He's good. He's fine.
He's good. He's fine.,"I'm askin' you, Frankie, to keep an eye on Nicky. Do it for me."
"I'm askin' you, Frankie, to keep an eye on Nicky. Do it for me.",No problem.
No problem.,You see... I wouldn't want to be jeopardizing anything for people who are our friends. You understand?
You see... I wouldn't want to be jeopardizing anything for people who are our friends. You understand?,I understand.
I understand.,"Okay. Frankie, you're a good boy."
"But back then the bosses didn't give a about whether he enjoyed himself of not. To them, he was a cash register. All they had to do was ring the bell and take the money. Especially Remo, who was a fuckin' degenerate gambler who always lost.",Ma che cazzo!
Tell me.,I know it wasn't a nice thing to do but -
I know it wasn't a nice thing to do but -,"Yeah, no"
"Well, you gotta understand it. He doesn't know if this guy is shaking you down or taking advantage of you.",No! No! I told him all about the guy before we ever got married. This is no fuckin' surprise.
No! No! I told him all about the guy before we ever got married. This is no fuckin' surprise.,"Oh, you did? I didn't know that."
"Oh, you did? I didn't know that.","Yeah. He's just a friend of mine I was trying to help, so... so what?"
"Yeah. He's just a friend of mine I was trying to help, so... so what?","You know... the first time I ever saw your guys together... I never saw him so happy. I mean, I know he's a crazy Jew and everything, but..."
He didn't have to hit him. It's not exactly like I'm sleepin' with the guy! And he makes me sneak around to see my own friends! What the is that all about?,"Well, I guess it's 'cause he loves you so much. He's jealous and worried."
"Well, I guess it's 'cause he loves you so much. He's jealous and worried.",He gives a what I do?
He gives a what I do?,"Look, I'll try to find out what the hell's goin' on. When I see him I'll talk to him."
"Look, I'll try to find out what the hell's goin' on. When I see him I'll talk to him.",Okay.
Okay.,All right?
All right?,Yeah. Thanks.
"I mean, listen, two people don't get along, at some point you gotta call it... I mean, it's none of my business, but I ... I think that's what you gotta do. You gotta take it somewhere -","Oh, you're right, I know. It's... well, I was just -"
"Oh, you're right, I know. It's... well, I was just -",What? What?
What? What?,Nothin'.
Nothin'.,What were you gonna say? Go ahead.
What were you gonna say? Go ahead.,I don't -
I don't -,Tell me what you were gonna say. Go ahead.
Tell me what you were gonna say. Go ahead.,Yeah?
Yeah?,Yeah.
Yeah.,"Well, I was thinkin', maybe... you know somebody at the bank... could help me get my jewelry out? There's a lot of money in there. Lot of money in there, and I'd be willing to take care of anybody who helped me out."
"Well, I was thinkin', maybe... you know somebody at the bank... could help me get my jewelry out? There's a lot of money in there. Lot of money in there, and I'd be willing to take care of anybody who helped me out.",Let me think about that.
Let me think about that.,Okay.
Okay.,See who I got in there. Gotta get somebody I can trust.
See who I got in there. Gotta get somebody I can trust.,Mm-hm.
Mm-hm.,You know?
You know?,"Yeah. 'Cause, you know, He's never gonna give me my jewelry."
"Yeah. 'Cause, you know, He's never gonna give me my jewelry.",Hm.
Hm.,"He holds that key so tight, he's probably got it stuck up his"
"He holds that key so tight, he's probably got it stuck up his","Yeah, right. That's Sammy. And he's probably got it there too."
"No, he's not.","He really thinks who the he is, I'll tell you that."
"He really thinks who the he is, I'll tell you that.",Exactly. He hates me.
He hates my fuckin' guts.,"Come on, come on, you're a toughie. You can take this. Don't cry."
"Come on, come on, you're a toughie. You can take this. Don't cry.",I'm not as tough as you think I am.
I'm not as tough as you think I am.,"Yes, you are."
"Yes, you are.",I'm not and he scares the out of me. I never know what he's gonna do.
I'm not and he scares the out of me. I never know what he's gonna do.,Come on. Don't be scared.
Come on. Don't be scared.,"I need some help. I do. I need some help. You gotta help me. I need a new sponsor, Nicky."
What did I tell you? Supposing he goes back home and makes a fuckin' beef? I gotta know exactly what you said. Tell me what you said to him.,"Me? I said... nothin'. I said, I said, 'No, no, no.' Everything he said, I just kept sayin' no."
"Me? I said... nothin'. I said, I said, 'No, no, no.' Everything he said, I just kept sayin' no.","I told you this was fuckin' dangerous. Remember I said, 'Ginger, this is a dangerous situation. Be very careful.' You fuckin' yessed me to death."
"I told you this was fuckin' dangerous. Remember I said, 'Ginger, this is a dangerous situation. Be very careful.' You fuckin' yessed me to death.","If it's so fuckin' dangerous, then why don't you him?"
"If it's so fuckin' dangerous, then why don't you him?","I'm not gonna him. Shut the up. What, do you know what you're talkin' about? I'm not killing anyb-"
"I'm not gonna him. Shut the up. What, do you know what you're talkin' about? I'm not killing anyb-","Oh, well, then, have him killed and get it over with."
"Oh, well, then, have him killed and get it over with.","Hey, don't be such a fuckin' smartass, will you? I mean, I know the fuckin' guy thirty-five years, I'm gonna fuckin' whack him for you? I knew this, I knew it."
"Hey, don't be such a fuckin' smartass, will you? I mean, I know the fuckin' guy thirty-five years, I'm gonna fuckin' whack him for you? I knew this, I knew it.",What about my money?
What about my money?,"How the am I gonna get your fuckin' money now? You think he's gonna give you fuckin' money? Are you out of your mind?! Look what you just did to this fuckin' guy! If you would have just kept your fuckin' mouth shut! Ah, what the is the use? I should've never got invol-"
"Ah, you You're such a fuckin'",Get the out of here. Get out! Get the out!
Get the out of here.,I don't need you! I have my own fuckin' money!
I don't need you! I have my own fuckin' money!,"All right, all right."
"So, what'd you say to that fuckin' anyway?",I told him I was Mrs Sam Rothstein.
I told him I was Mrs Sam Rothstein.,"Well, you might as well get somethin' out of it."
Come on.,What's the matter?
What's the matter?,"What do you mean, 'What's the matter?' I made a lot of money for you. I want my cut."
"What do you mean, 'What's the matter?' I made a lot of money for you. I want my cut.",What money? I've seen you stealing from me.
What money? I've seen you stealing from me.,What money? Look at this stack of chips. Don't give me that I want my end.
What money? Look at this stack of chips. Don't give me that I want my end.,"Ginger, I've been watching you all night. You've been stealing from me."
"Ginger, I've been watching you all night. You've been stealing from me.",Don't give me that I want my money.
Don't give me that I want my money.,That bag's full of fuckin' chips you
That bag's full of fuckin' chips you,What do you mean 'stole'? I didn't steal anything from you.
"Don't give me any of your Okay, this has always been a dream, but we're going.",Lester - he called you here.
Lester - he called you here.,Right.
Right.,Here.
Here.,He was just on the phone.
He was just on the phone.,He called you right here.
He called you right here.,I just talked to him.
I just talked to him.,"So, he knows where you are. That means he's sending some guys over here probably right now."
"So, he knows where you are. That means he's sending some guys over here probably right now.","Ginger... It means he's sitting by the phone like a dumb-bell, waiting for me to call him back. Now, I -"
"Ginger... It means he's sitting by the phone like a dumb-bell, waiting for me to call him back. Now, I -","That's - Yeah, he's sitting by the phone like a dumb-bell, just waiting for you to call him back. That's what he's -"
"That's - Yeah, he's sitting by the phone like a dumb-bell, just waiting for you to call him back. That's what he's -",He's sittin' by the phone -
He's sittin' by the phone -,What do you think we're gonna do? He's probably got guys outside the fuckin' house!
What do you think we're gonna do? He's probably got guys outside the fuckin' house!,"Get your bag! Come on, get your bag! Get your things! Let's go!"
"Get your bag! Come on, get your bag! Get your things! Let's go!","It's this It's just right here. This is the fuckin' problem, you know."
"It's this It's just right here. This is the fuckin' problem, you know.","Oh, what What, do you want to fuckin' talk it over now?"
"Oh, what What, do you want to fuckin' talk it over now?","You're done yakkin', okay? You're done yakkin' now?"
"You're done yakkin', okay? You're done yakkin' now?",Go! Go! Get in the car! Go!
Go! Go! Get in the car! Go!,'Go! Go! Go!'
"Sometimes I used to go along on a heist just for the fun of it. But I didn't like the people I was rippin' off lookin' at me, so I used to turn their fuckin' pictures around.",What's takin' so long over there?
What's takin' so long over there?,This peter's a
"I do all the work. Somebody don't like it, him.",It's up to you.
It's up to you.,"They want a fuckin' war, I'm ready."
"Sue me, you Jew",Let's get out of here.
Let's get out of here.,What? Get out of here? I got a marker comin'.
You must have too much.,Go yourself.
Who's this guy? Who's this guy?,"Oh, he ain't nobody."
"Oh, he ain't nobody.","You know what I want you to do? Get a couple of guys to dig a hole in the desert, then let 'em show you where it's at."
"You know what I want you to do? Get a couple of guys to dig a hole in the desert, then let 'em show you where it's at.",Angelo and Buster.
Angelo and Buster.,"Yeah, but I'm not sure yet."
"Yeah, but I'm not sure yet.",They'll do it.
They'll do it.,"And when I'm ready, I'll say the words, 'Go see the Jew.'"
"And when I'm ready, I'll say the words, 'Go see the Jew.'",Yeah.
Yeah.,"And you make it disappear, you know what I mean?"
"And you make it disappear, you know what I mean?","Yeah, just let me know. But you gotta be ready. You know what I'm talkin' about?"
"Yeah, just let me know. But you gotta be ready. You know what I'm talkin' about?",Did I say to do anything yet? I said I'm not sure... I'll let you know. I want to think about it. Where're these at?
No more fuckin' dirty work!,"No, no, no, no!"
"No, no, no, no!",Take him out! Take this out!
"Listen to me, Anthony. I got your head in a fuckin' vise. I'm gonna squash your fuckin' head like a grapefruit if you don't give me a name. Don't make me have to do this, please. Come on. Don't make me be a bad guy. Come on.",you!
you!,This do you believe this? Two fuckin' days and nights! me?
"Oh, Give me the fuckin' name!",Ch-Charlie M!
Ch-Charlie M!,Charlie M?
Charlie M?,Charlie M.
Charlie M.,Charlie M? You make me pop your fuckin' eye out of your head to protect that piece of Charlie M? You dumb
Charlie M? You make me pop your fuckin' eye out of your head to protect that piece of Charlie M? You dumb,"me, you me."
"me, you me.","you, You you! Frankie, do him a fuckin' favor."
My fuckin' head.,"Your fuckin' head, huh? Don't around, Tony."
Right time. That was kind of fun. She had,Why am I still troubled...
"Well, we spent enough time building the thing, might as well use it.","A bit sadistic, don't you think, Captain...?"
What are you doing on Theo's line?,Taking messages.
Taking messages.,He ran out on me to be with you? Well him! Everything worked twice as good without him. We didn't need him then and I don't need him now.
He ran out on me to be with you? Well him! Everything worked twice as good without him. We didn't need him then and I don't need him now.,I'm sure he'll be heartbroken.
I'm sure he'll be heartbroken.,I know he's there! He doesn't even have the balls to pick up the phone!
I know he's there! He doesn't even have the balls to pick up the phone!,"I won't let him. He belongs to me now. Bye, sweetie."
Have you got to tell her your life story?,This is my conversation. I'll say what I please.
This is my conversation. I'll say what I please.,Wake up. Make a right at Ocean Avenue. The hotel's a few blocks up on the left.
Say something ...,"Me, he won't stay on the phone with for five minutes without"
"Me, he won't stay on the phone with for five minutes without",I'm trying to help somebody. Okay?
I'm trying to help somebody. Okay?,"He's at it again. Like that night at the Emerald. This piece of Euro-trash is slapping out of his little wife in a back booth -- so Mr. Good Deed here has got to step in and pound the fucker's head into the wall. Meantime ""Wifey"" recovers enough to pull off her high heel and nearly take our hero's eye out. It took six stitches."
"He's at it again. Like that night at the Emerald. This piece of Euro-trash is slapping out of his little wife in a back booth -- so Mr. Good Deed here has got to step in and pound the fucker's head into the wall. Meantime ""Wifey"" recovers enough to pull off her high heel and nearly take our hero's eye out. It took six stitches.",How was I in the wrong?
"Lady, don't let him do it!",You got it wrong. I'm the one that's on your side.
You got it wrong. I'm the one that's on your side.,You almost brain me and lock me in a trunk and you're on my side? You
It took you long enough to get my out.,With all those holes Nels pumped in I knew you wouldn't suffocate.
With all those holes Nels pumped in I knew you wouldn't suffocate.,You can tell she was really worried about me.
"Just hand up on the you, madam. And goodbye!",That's what I deserve for listening in the first place.
I don't like anybody laying their hands on me.,Just like they say; no self control.
Just like they say; no self control.,If you know that just back off.
If you know that just back off.,There's the hotel. You overshot the driveway.
There's the hotel. You overshot the driveway.,And stop with the directions.
And stop with the directions.,"Make a ""U"" and go back."
"Make a ""U"" and go back.",That's illegal. You want us pulled over? I'll turn around at the corner if you'll shut the up.
That's illegal. You want us pulled over? I'll turn around at the corner if you'll shut the up.,<u>You're</u> doing all the talk.
We still gotta run the drill before we walk in that lobby.,Go ahead then. I'm covering the receiver. She can't hear.
Go ahead then. I'm covering the receiver. She can't hear.,"First off, this Mr. Chow Yen doesn't speak a lot of English. The girl with him will interpret. There will be a third person to accompany you into the men's room where you can take count. I hope you know Krugerands better than they know a <u>Hockney</u>."
"First off, this Mr. Chow Yen doesn't speak a lot of English. The girl with him will interpret. There will be a third person to accompany you into the men's room where you can take count. I hope you know Krugerands better than they know a <u>Hockney</u>.",I improved on the original.
I improved on the original.,Let's hope so. Once you come out and okay everything I'll give Caitlin the sign that she can bring the painting on over.
Let's hope so. Once you come out and okay everything I'll give Caitlin the sign that she can bring the painting on over.,It's rolled up in the tube on the floor back there.
Don't around. Pop a cap in him.,Allow me.
"Lady, try making some sense.",You may be our only chance. I don't know if I can do this again.
You may be our only chance. I don't know if I can do this again.,What'd you do! Just pick my number out of the air?
What'd you do! Just pick my number out of the air?,They smashed the phone. I've been clicking the loose wires together hoping it'd make a connection.
They smashed the phone. I've been clicking the loose wires together hoping it'd make a connection.,Who smashed the phone?
Who smashed the phone?,They're holding my husband downstairs.
They're holding my husband downstairs.,Sure. And they left you upstairs to make phone calls?
Sure. And they left you upstairs to make phone calls?,They gave me pills to make me sleep. They didn't realize how much Seconal I'm used to -- that I'd have so much tolerance --
They gave me pills to make me sleep. They didn't realize how much Seconal I'm used to -- that I'd have so much tolerance --,"Well I'm not tolerant of being bothered with this story when I'm about to make the most important score of my life. This has gotta be some ""put-on,"" right?"
"Well I'm not tolerant of being bothered with this story when I'm about to make the most important score of my life. This has gotta be some ""put-on,"" right?",I'm sorry. I'm so sorry to do this to you.
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry to do this to you.,You're not doing anything to me -- because -- listen to this carefully -- I do not care.
You're not doing anything to me -- because -- listen to this carefully -- I do not care.,I don't believe you.
I don't believe you.,You're the one who's not to be believed.
You're the one who's not to be believed.,My name is --
My name is --,I don't want to know --
I don't want to know --,My name is Lenore Oberfeld.
My name is Lenore Oberfeld.,Don't expect me to tell you who I am.
Don't expect me to tell you who I am.,I realize you don't want to be involved.
I realize you don't want to be involved.,I am not involved. Keep clicking your little wires. You'll get someone else. Good luck.
I am not involved. Keep clicking your little wires. You'll get someone else. Good luck.,You won't disconnect.
You won't disconnect.,Oh won't I?
Oh won't I?,Because you know you'll be killing us.
Because you know you'll be killing us.,Don't lay this on me!
Don't lay this on me!,Then hang up! Do it!
He's right. You'll get my whole family killed.,"He's right? Look, don't try to put blood on my hands. You've got one of a nerve siding with him!"
"Where's the recharger cord? Must be in her car, dammit.",How much time do you have left on it?
How much time do you have left on it?,"I don't know. 80 or 90 minutes, tops."
"I don't know. 80 or 90 minutes, tops.",Why didn't you do what your friends wanted and just -- get rid of me?
Why didn't you do what your friends wanted and just -- get rid of me?,"I don't know. I hung up on somebody else a long time ago, and later on I wished I hadn't of."
"I don't know. I hung up on somebody else a long time ago, and later on I wished I hadn't of.",A woman?
A woman?,"Hey drop it, okay?"
"Hey drop it, okay?",I didn't mean to open up any old wounds.
I didn't mean to open up any old wounds.,"It never healed. I called her a lying and everything else and I hung up on her. ""Click."" You don't exist."
"It never healed. I called her a lying and everything else and I hung up on her. ""Click."" You don't exist.",And that was the end of it?
And that was the end of it?,I sure as got my wish. She doesn't exist. So maybe you reached the appropriate person after all.
I sure as got my wish. She doesn't exist. So maybe you reached the appropriate person after all.,I'm sorry if I caused you to lose your business deal.
I'm sorry if I caused you to lose your business deal.,Well you did.
I suppose if you're a struggling artist you need a patron.,"Lady, you don't have to keep up a running commentary."
"Lady, you don't have to keep up a running commentary.",I'm afraid if I stop talking I'll lose you. Just name any reasonable amount and it's yours.
I'm afraid if I stop talking I'll lose you. Just name any reasonable amount and it's yours.,stop with the money! I never asked for a nickel. I was just doing this. And you have to it up with a price tag.
stop with the money! I never asked for a nickel. I was just doing this. And you have to it up with a price tag.,I didn't mean to. It's just the way I am.
I didn't mean to. It's just the way I am.,A price on everything.
A price on everything.,I wasn't always like that. I don't think I was.
I wasn't always like that. I don't think I was.,I'm about ten blocks from the school.
I'm about ten blocks from the school.,I have no right to ask for help. I've never thought of anybody but myself.
I have no right to ask for help. I've never thought of anybody but myself.,That makes two of us.
That makes two of us.,You're breaking up. I can't hear you. Theo?
You're not Lenore Oberfeld.,There isn't any such person.
There isn't any such person.,Whose money is this?
Whose money is this?,It belongs to the man you took it from. Or should I saw <u>stole</u> it from?
It belongs to the man you took it from. Or should I saw <u>stole</u> it from?,The guy with the transplant.
The guy with the transplant.,Jack Oberfeld in person. Did you him?
Jack Oberfeld in person. Did you him?,Damned if I know.
Damned if I know.,"The video cameras will put you with him in the bank, and I'll bet there were enough witnesses."
"The video cameras will put you with him in the bank, and I'll bet there were enough witnesses.",At least one.
At least one.,Plus they'll remember you going after his daughter at school.
Plus they'll remember you going after his daughter at school.,You timed that beautifully.
You timed that beautifully.,They always pick Rachel up early on Thursday.
They always pick Rachel up early on Thursday.,I got what I deserved. I had it all. I could've kept going!
I got what I deserved. I had it all. I could've kept going!,As they say -- no good deed goes unpunished.
As they say -- no good deed goes unpunished.,And all that about your driver being murdered by a cop --
And all that about your driver being murdered by a cop --,I thought it was inspired.
I thought it was inspired.,There was <u>no</u> cop involved. Oh
Tell them I'm keeping what's left. I earned it. I probably killed some poor for it.,He seems to think he's entitled to it all.
He seems to think he's entitled to it all.,Not all. They already have a third. The question is how much of that are they willing to give to get you back?
Not all. They already have a third. The question is how much of that are they willing to give to get you back?,You won't shoot me. That's not your style.
You won't shoot me. That's not your style.,We might hit a bump and the gun might go off. Ever see that Tarantino movie -- where Travolta blew that guy away in the back seat -- purely by accident?
We might hit a bump and the gun might go off. Ever see that Tarantino movie -- where Travolta blew that guy away in the back seat -- purely by accident?,Do you have to point that?
Do you have to point that?,Absolutely. And Topanga Canyon has a of a lot of potholes if I recall.
Absolutely. And Topanga Canyon has a of a lot of potholes if I recall.,He seems to be headed for Topanga.
He seems to be headed for Topanga.,I'm not trying to lose them. Nor am I exceeding any speed limits.
I'm not trying to lose them. Nor am I exceeding any speed limits.,The one thing you don't want is to attract the police.
The one thing you don't want is to attract the police.,"Granted, the cops are not an alternative. Certainly not with one of their own still locked in my trunk."
"Granted, the cops are not an alternative. Certainly not with one of their own still locked in my trunk.",I don't hear him moving around anymore.
I don't hear him moving around anymore.,Those shots your associates got off may not have done him too much good. That's on their head. All I did I was put him there.
Those shots your associates got off may not have done him too much good. That's on their head. All I did I was put him there.,A typical
A typical,What's that supposed to me?
What's that supposed to me?,I knew you were a loser the first night I laid eyes on you.
I knew you were a loser the first night I laid eyes on you.,"You, I would've noticed."
"You, I would've noticed.","Oh no, you were too busy trying to keep some Croatian from slapping the out of his girlfriend. She showed her gratitude by almost taking your eye out with her spiked heel."
"Oh no, you were too busy trying to keep some Croatian from slapping the out of his girlfriend. She showed her gratitude by almost taking your eye out with her spiked heel.",You were at the Emerald that night?
You were at the Emerald that night?,Naturally you didn't learn your lesson.
Naturally you didn't learn your lesson.,I guess I ought to stop seeing woman as victims.
I guess I ought to stop seeing woman as victims.,"I think it was my tone of voice more than anything else that sold you. And when you thought I was being kicked around, I wish I could've seen your face."
"I think it was my tone of voice more than anything else that sold you. And when you thought I was being kicked around, I wish I could've seen your face.",You're enjoying this too much.
Any idea where you're going?,I was sentenced to a youth camp out here when I was fourteen. We cleared some of these same roads.
I was sentenced to a youth camp out here when I was fourteen. We cleared some of these same roads.,They did some great job of reforming you.
They did some great job of reforming you.,That's where this Chicano correctional officer first taught me to slap paint on a canvas. I could copy any thing he put in front of me.
That's where this Chicano correctional officer first taught me to slap paint on a canvas. I could copy any thing he put in front of me.,Think you could do a picture of me?
Think you could do a picture of me?,"I had it in my mind what you'd look like. ""Her,"" I could've painted. <u>You</u>, I'd be afraid to turn my back to mix the colors."
Think about what's going to happen to your valuables when that trunk flies open at 75 miles per?,You won't live to see it.
You won't live to see it.,It's going to be some snowstorm.
It's going to be some snowstorm.,Pull over! Pull over someplace.
You're making it too easy.,You got time on your side. Pretty soon they'll be missed and we'll have the law up our
You got time on your side. Pretty soon they'll be missed and we'll have the law up our,They saw you the driver.
They saw you the driver.,"You're up on your details, aren't you?"
"You're up on your details, aren't you?",You can rely on them to keep quiet because this is undeclared money that could land Jack there in federal prison. He can't afford for you to get caught and have this briefcase appear as evidence.
You can rely on them to keep quiet because this is undeclared money that could land Jack there in federal prison. He can't afford for you to get caught and have this briefcase appear as evidence.,Keep talking.
Who am I talking to?,"Call me ""Nels."""
"Call me ""Nels.""","Okay Nels, you can always keep what you've got and haul leaving the lovely lady for me to worry about. I'll bet she can be friendly when it's in her best interests."
"Okay Nels, you can always keep what you've got and haul leaving the lovely lady for me to worry about. I'll bet she can be friendly when it's in her best interests.",If you're looking for a quickie all you've got to do is ask.
If you're looking for a quickie all you've got to do is ask.,"I think I've already had a ""quickie."" Thank you."
You're going to have to see to it that both lanes of this road get blocked.,The I will!
The I will!,"It's in your interest, Nels, since the additional passenger in my trunk -- an LAPD officer is probably carrying a few bullets in him traceable to the piece you're carrying. Tell the man."
You researched me. You know where I live. She'll be waiting for you there along with your split.,There's two police cars now.
There's two police cars now.,Tailgate me. I'll jam on the brakes. You go into a spin to avoid an accident and cut them off.
Tailgate me. I'll jam on the brakes. You go into a spin to avoid an accident and cut them off.,You want us to get ourselves killed?
You want us to get ourselves killed?,From what I can see you're a pretty fair wheelman. There's a hairpin coming up -- that's the place for it. The cops'll plow right into you.
From what I can see you're a pretty fair wheelman. There's a hairpin coming up -- that's the place for it. The cops'll plow right into you.,And I end up in a neck brace for life!
And I end up in a neck brace for life!,Then you can sue the cops. Collect from both ends. Tighten your belts. Here it comes. Ready?
Yeah?,Nels! Guess who? A friendly voice from beyond the grave.
Nels! Guess who? A friendly voice from beyond the grave.,Who's this?
Who's this?,I thought you'd know me by now.
I thought you'd know me by now.,What does it take to you?
What does it take to you?,I suppose you're in your taxi?
I suppose you're in your taxi?,Why would she want me to think you were on ice?
Why would she want me to think you were on ice?,"Intelligent question, Nels. I believe she had plans for both our bodies to be found in close proximity."
"Intelligent question, Nels. I believe she had plans for both our bodies to be found in close proximity.",That What's keeping you from taking off?
That What's keeping you from taking off?,My compensation! Somebody still owes me -- big time!
Better haul if we're gonna be inside to greet them.,I've got a couple of spare pieces stashed under the floorboards.
I've got a couple of spare pieces stashed under the floorboards.,Where's the backpack?
Where's the backpack?,"None of your business, but it's in the cab. That's all mine. When we take from them, we divide, eighty-twenty."
"None of your business, but it's in the cab. That's all mine. When we take from them, we divide, eighty-twenty.",At those prices I'd just as soon your cabbie didn't get a look at me.
Let's have your name and address. The government will want to send you a letter of commendation.,Who the you kidding? Send me money!
She wants me to tell you go yourself.,I'm sorry.
"He's back, Col",Hi.
Hi.,"Don't want any of those looks, Col. They don't mean much."
"Don't want any of those looks, Col. They don't mean much.","Stop it, Dil --"
"Stop it, Dil --",No. Tell him to go himself.
You promised.,Did I?
Did I?,You did.
Thank you.,Who the is he?
Who the is he?,Jimmy.
Jimmy.,"It's him, isn't it?"
"It's him, isn't it?",Maybe.
Scrag-eyed,Charming.
It's not Pat. It's Jim.,"Jim, Pat, Mick, what the Long as you remember you're not at Lords."
"Do it on your own time,",What?
What?,Whatever it is she does for you.
"Sorry won't bring the bloody thing back, will it, Mr. Franknum?",Not in my experience.
Not in my experience.,Off his wages.
Someone out there.,Jesus Christ.
"Let me go for fuck's sake, Dil -- or they'll be here",Let them come then.
She was --,"And she used her and that cute little to get him, didn't she?"
"And she used her and that cute little to get him, didn't she?",Yes.
Yes.,Tell me what she wore.
Tell me what she wore.,Can't remember...
Hey -- what's he like?, 
 ,Did you give him it?
Did you give him it?,There are certain things I wouldn't do for my country.
There are certain things I wouldn't do for my country.,Have a look at him.
Have a look at him.,Can't.
Can't.,Poke him or something. See if he's still alive.
Poke him or something. See if he's still alive.,He's all right.
He's all right.,Hasn't moved for twelve hours. Go on. Have a heart.
"Put that thing back on him, Fergus.",He's hot.
He's hot.,Doesn't matter if he's hot. Just cover the up.
We had a court-martial in your absence. They wanted to put a bullet in your head. I pleaded for clemency. Said we should find out what happened first. So what did happen?,He ran. I couldn't shoot him in the back. I tried to catch him. He made it to the road and got hit by a Saracen.
He ran. I couldn't shoot him in the back. I tried to catch him. He made it to the road and got hit by a Saracen.,So you did up.
So you did up.,Yes.
Yes.,"But you know what the thing is, Fergus?"
"But you know what the thing is, Fergus?","No, what is the thing?"
"No, what is the thing?",You vanished quite effectively. Became Mister Nobody. And you've no idea how useful that could be.
You vanished quite effectively. Became Mister Nobody. And you've no idea how useful that could be.,What do you mean?
What do you mean?,We've got some plans here. And we'll need a Mister Nobody to execute them.
We've got some plans here. And we'll need a Mister Nobody to execute them.,"No way, Jude. I'm out."
"No way, Jude. I'm out.","You're never out, Fergus."
She's nobody. She likes me.,"So I suppose a is out of the question. Keep your head down, Fergus. No sudden moves. And not a whisper to her. You'll be hearing from us."
"Made the front page. They'll move now, the","Request permission to take the hood off, Tommy."
"Request permission to take the hood off, Tommy.",Why would you do that?
Why would you do that?,The poor whore's suffocating in the heat.
The poor whore's suffocating in the heat.,So?
So?,"And anyway, he's seen our faces."
"And anyway, he's seen our faces.",You sure?
You sure?,He described me down to a T. Knows what Jude looks like.
"I'm getting emotional. And I don't want to get emotional -- you understand, Hennessy?",I understand.
I understand.,"you, too --"
And what's she like between the sheets?,Definitely unusual.
Definitely unusual.,And who is she?
And who is she?,Just a girl.
Just a girl.,"And you know what'll happen if you up again, don't you?"
"And you know what'll happen if you up again, don't you?","Aye, I do, Peter."
"Aye, I do, Peter.",Good.
"This is a farce, man.",How is it a farce?
How is it a farce?,I seen your face.
I seen your face.,"So, what do I look like?"
"So, what do I look like?",You're the one about five ten with the killer smile and the baby face.
You're the one about five ten with the killer smile and the baby face.,Am I?
Am I?,Yeah. And the brown eyes.
What makes you think that?,They're going to let that guy die. And you're going to me.
They're going to let that guy die. And you're going to me.,They won't let him die.
They won't let him die.,You want to bet?
You want to bet?,I'm not a gambling man.
I'm not a gambling man.,And even if he doesn't die -- you can't just let me loose.
And even if he doesn't die -- you can't just let me loose.,Why can't we?
Why can't we?,Not in your nature.
Not in your nature.,What do you know about my nature?
What do you know about my nature?,"I'm talking about your people, not you."
"I'm talking about your people, not you.",What the do you know about my people?
What the do you know about my people?,Only that you're all tough undeluded And that it's not in your nature to let me go.
Only that you're all tough undeluded And that it's not in your nature to let me go.,"Shut the up, would you?"
"Shut the up, would you?",And you know the funny thing?
And you know the funny thing?,"No, what's the funny thing?"
"No, what's the funny thing?",I didn't even fancy her.
You make a nice couple.,Don't I know it.
Don't I know it.,"So what were you around for, then?"
"So what were you around for, then?",You set me up. That --
You set me up. That --,She's a friend of mine
She's a friend of mine,"Okay. That nice lady. Meets me in a bar. I'm saying what the am I doing here anyway. She buys me a drink. She holds my hand. I'm looking at her saying I don't like you, But what the Maybe I'll get to understand."
"Okay. That nice lady. Meets me in a bar. I'm saying what the am I doing here anyway. She buys me a drink. She holds my hand. I'm looking at her saying I don't like you, But what the Maybe I'll get to understand.",What?
What the am I doing here.,What the were you doing here?
What the were you doing here?,I got sent.
I got sent.,You could have said no.
You could have said no.,Can't. Once I signed up.
Can't. Once I signed up.,Why did you sign up?
Why did you sign up?,It was a job. So I get sent to the only place in the world they call you to your face.
It was a job. So I get sent to the only place in the world they call you to your face.,Shouldn't take it personally.
Shouldn't take it personally.,"""Go back to your banana tree, No use telling them I came from Tottenham."
"""Go back to your banana tree, No use telling them I came from Tottenham.",And you play cricket?.
And you play cricket?.,Best game in the world.
Best game in the world.,Ever see hurling?
Ever see hurling?,That game where a bunch of paddies whack sticks at each other?
That game where a bunch of paddies whack sticks at each other?,Best game in the world.
Best game in the world.,Never.
Never.,The fastest.
Can't.,"Well then, you're going to have to take my out for me, aren t you?"
"Where would you most like to be now, man?",Doesn't matter where.
Doesn't matter where.,"Come on, man. If this was all over."
"Come on, man. If this was all over.",Having a pint in the Rock.
Having a pint in the Rock.,"You lack imagination, Fergus. Think of something more alluring."
"You lack imagination, Fergus. Think of something more alluring.",Like what?
Like what?,Like having a pint in the Metro --
You --,"What you say, faster?"
"What you say, faster?",I said you -- stop --
I said you -- stop --,Got to catch me first --
"Never holding a girl's hand, Jude.",You didn't?
You didn't?,And you know what?
And you know what?,"Tell me, Jody"
"See, if we took the hood off, we'd have to shoot you. As it is, you've got a fifty-fifty chance.","Thought you liked me,"
"Thought you liked me,",It was fun while it lasted.
It was fun while it lasted.,Nice lady.
I said shut the up --,He believes in the future --
"You're crazy. Don't let him, Peter.","Shut the up, Jude."
That fucker's dead --,"No, we are."
"Give me the shooter, Jude --",You're crazy --
You're crazy --,Give me the shooter!
Reggie -- stop!,"Why? So you can me too? Tex is dead, I've seen him! He said Dyle did it!"
"Why? So you can me too? Tex is dead, I've seen him! He said Dyle did it!",I'm not Dyle -- you know that!
I'm not Dyle -- you know that!,But Tex didn't -- he still thought -- !
But Tex didn't -- he still thought -- !,Don't be an idiot!
"If I'm so all-used-up Ben, why do you try to hook me up non-stop?",As if.
I'm not you. Not for all your CDS.,You want me to die? I thought you and I were tight.
You want me to die? I thought you and I were tight.,ARE YOU THE KILLER BEN?
ARE YOU THE KILLER BEN?,WOULD that impress you? IS that what it takes to impress the empress?
WOULD that impress you? IS that what it takes to impress the empress?,Your mind is just twisted enough. I believe you'd do all this just to get a dip or two.
Can you describe her? How old was she?,I never met the woman. I'm just taking care of the place until they sell it.
I never met the woman. I'm just taking care of the place until they sell it.,Can you get inside?
Can you get inside?,I can.
I can.,I knew Lisa Sherman long ago. It's extremely important that I get inside and try to verify that it's the same woman who lived here.
I knew Lisa Sherman long ago. It's extremely important that I get inside and try to verify that it's the same woman who lived here.,"I don't give a what your reasons are. You pay me ten dollars, you can go inside Otherwise, get a warrant."
We just found another body.,Who's?
Who's?,"Tom Sisler. He was murdered at school. Two kids went into his office to and they found him, with his tongue cut out and his foot jammed into his mouth. Killer also chopped off his and stuffed it in his pencil holder."
"Tom Sisler. He was murdered at school. Two kids went into his office to and they found him, with his tongue cut out and his foot jammed into his mouth. Killer also chopped off his and stuffed it in his pencil holder.",Jesus. Any word from Brent?
Jesus. Any word from Brent?,Nope. The switchboard is lightning up downtown. Kids from other towns are starting to congregate in the parks and at the high school. It's turning into WOODSTOCK except there's no concert.
Nope. The switchboard is lightning up downtown. Kids from other towns are starting to congregate in the parks and at the high school. It's turning into WOODSTOCK except there's no concert.,Call Brent on the horn. See where he is. What he wants us to do. I'll head over to the school.
Call Brent on the horn. See where he is. What he wants us to do. I'll head over to the school.,Ok.
You me up!,What?
What?,You gave me a 'D'.
You gave me a 'D'.,I'm sure you should have failed.
I'm sure you should have failed.,I was grounded for two months because of you!
What am I supposed to say? 'Nice sweater Mark'? 'Did you buy it at Eddie Bauer's?',You could tell him you really liked the way he chews with his back molars.
You could tell him you really liked the way he chews with his back molars.,You're so lucky your dad is the sheriff.
You're so lucky your dad is the sheriff.,You are 'sp fucking' wrong.
You are 'sp fucking' wrong.,You get to be a little Chelsea Clinton. Everyone wants to meet you. Party with you. Have with you.
You get to be a little Chelsea Clinton. Everyone wants to meet you. Party with you. Have with you.,But you can't do any of it. So it sucks. I always have to 'set an example'.
He's just trying to mess with your head. Ignore him.,Does she
Does she,I doubt it. Who'd want to her. She probably reeks worse than the docks down in those
Oh nice save.,I was desperate. It was gross.
I was desperate. It was gross.,Kenny'll come running back. This is just his way of pressuring you.
Kenny'll come running back. This is just his way of pressuring you.,He says he loves me.
He says he loves me.,"Personally I think he has a deep, almost pathological desire to corrupt you. But I suppose that's a type of love. I certainly wish someone wanted to corrupt me."
"Personally I think he has a deep, almost pathological desire to corrupt you. But I suppose that's a type of love. I certainly wish someone wanted to corrupt me.",Maybe I should blister through a bottle of Tequila and just his brains out.
Maybe I should blister through a bottle of Tequila and just his brains out.,No!
No!,You're the one always saying 'Just do it'.
You're the one always saying 'Just do it'.,That was before he pulled this 'Dick me or I dump you' I say his best friend.
All our parents are weirdoes. I think my dad is into hookers. I know he lit cats on fire when he was a kid.,My dad acts like he's Johnny Perfect and he's really Johnny
My dad acts like he's Johnny Perfect and he's really Johnny,I think this is a big part of growing up. It's losing your spiritual virginity. It's when you finally discover that your parents aren't anything they told you they were. They're even bigger hypocrites than your friends.
I think this is a big part of growing up. It's losing your spiritual virginity. It's when you finally discover that your parents aren't anything they told you they were. They're even bigger hypocrites than your friends.,I can't believe I listened to one word of his
I can't believe I listened to one word of his,"But if he'd been sent to jail, there would be no Jody."
"But if he'd been sent to jail, there would be no Jody.",So I should feel happy that he got away with it?
So I should feel happy that he got away with it?,I don't know. I kind of am.
You break up with me because I won't you.,That's not why we broke up.
That's not why we broke up.,You flaunt some in my face.
You flaunt some in my face.,Sharon's far from a
Sharon's far from a,"And when I finally agree to spread my legs, you accuse me of treating you like meat."
"And when I finally agree to spread my legs, you accuse me of treating you like meat.","Jody, you're only doing this to get back at your dad. It doesn't have that much to do with me."
Jody. Wait.,What?
What?,I'm scared. Three kids are dead. I want to go to this party.
I'm scared. Three kids are dead. I want to go to this party.,"Then go to the party. Run with the herd Kenny. Just don't spew out all that 'be an individual, assert yourself' anymore."
"What, do you work for my boss, dog?","Okay, okay."
"Okay, okay.",At least somebody likes this
At least somebody likes this,INT. DARLENE'S STORE - NIGHT.
Oh..., 
 ,EXT. ROAD - DAY.
"Oh,",EXT. ROAD - DAY.
 ,EXT. ICE CREAM TRUCK - DAY.
It's a postal truck!,INT. POSTAL VAN - DAY.
"Let me put it in easy terms, Aristotle. We are carrying a bomb...",...that is going to explode...
...that is going to explode...,...if we don't get out of this tunnel!
...if we don't get out of this tunnel!,INT. GOMEZ'S HELICOPTER - DAY.
What did I say?,"Dude in uniform get in your face, you do not shoot your mouth off."
"Dude in uniform get in your face, you do not shoot your mouth off.",I need your truck.
I need your truck.,"No, no, no. You don't need my truck. You need somebody else's truck..."
"No, no, no. You don't need my truck. You need somebody else's truck...",...and a shitload of ice.
...and a shitload of ice.,"Look, if I don't get this stuff to McGruder, it's goodbye, Andy's Ice Cream, goodbye, Jerome, goodbye, Mon-..."
"Look, if I don't get this stuff to McGruder, it's goodbye, Andy's Ice Cream, goodbye, Jerome, goodbye, Mon-...",...-tana.
...-tana.,"Wait, wait. You don't believe the dead guy, do..."
"Wait, wait. You don't believe the dead guy, do...",...ya?
...ya?,"Yeah, I believe him. He was my friend."
"Yeah, I believe him. He was my friend.",For cryin' out loud.
For cryin' out loud.,"Hey, listen! Do you know what I think? I..."
"Hey, listen! Do you know what I think? I...",...think he was a wacko. And I think that G.I. ninja's a bigger wacko. And I think you're the biggest wack-...
...think he was a wacko. And I think that G.I. ninja's a bigger wacko. And I think you're the biggest wack-...,"...-o of all, wantin' to be a part of this wacko"
"...-o of all, wantin' to be a part of this wacko",I need your help.
I need your help.,You are seriously mistaken if you think you are going anywhere in my...
You are seriously mistaken if you think you are going anywhere in my...,...truck.
...truck.,Then you drive me to McGrud-...
Then you drive me to McGrud-...,...-er.
...-er.,Look...I got two tons of the world's nastiest ice cream sittin' in a truck that should've been retired ten years ago. That will be worthless by noon.
Look...I got two tons of the world's nastiest ice cream sittin' in a truck that should've been retired ten years ago. That will be worthless by noon.,And if that Elvis
And if that Elvis,"...is as dangerous as you seem to think it is, I'm gettin' my as far away from you and it as possible."
"...is as dangerous as you seem to think it is, I'm gettin' my as far away from you and it as possible.",Peace.
Peace.,All right.
All right.,"Wait, wait, wait. Hold up. Hold up. Look."
"Wait, wait, wait. Hold up. Hold up. Look.",You want cash?
You want cash?,You want cash?
You want cash?,"I got, like, uh...."
"I got, like, uh....","I got, uh...."
"I got, uh....",I got fifty bucks. I'll get more.
I got fifty bucks. I'll get more.,"I'll rent the truck from you. You can stay here, you can go. Whatever you want."
"I'll rent the truck from you. You can stay here, you can go. Whatever you want.",No.
No.,"All right, then how about this?"
"All right, then how about this?","Hey, you're gonna me-- What the are you supposed to be..."
"Hey, you're gonna me-- What the are you supposed to be...",...doing?!
...doing?!,I need your truck!
I need your truck!,You are not takin' my truck!
...up.,Are you kiddin'?
Are you kiddin'?,Come on!
Come on!, 
 ,What the hell's goin' on?
What the hell's goin' on?,It happens to this piece of
It happens to this piece of,...all the time.
...all the time.,diesel injections are flood-...
diesel injections are flood-...,Excuse me...
Excuse me...,...-ed.
...-ed.,...excuse me. Can you fix this?
...excuse me. Can you fix this?,Do you wanna give me a minute?
"I'm about to get in your like last year's underwear, man.",That's...
That's...,...fine.
...fine.,I ain't playin' that.
I ain't playin' that.,Shut up.
 , 
 ,"Okay, okay!"
"Okay, okay!","Ah, one of them's in the back."
"Ah, one of them's in the back.","No, no, no, no, no. Keep goin'."
"No, no, no, no, no. Keep goin'.",Okay.
"Oh,",Oh...
Elvis is on ice again.,Okay.
Okay.,Nice job back there.
Nice job back there.,"Don't gimme that ""nice job"" man! They still got a vanload comin', and what do you got besides an empty..."
"Don't gimme that ""nice job"" man! They still got a vanload comin', and what do you got besides an empty...",...gun?!
...gun?!,"I was thankin' you,"
"I was thankin' you,",Kiss my
Probably because they know a psycho when they hear one.,No...
No...,...I'm not the psycho.
...I'm not the psycho.,"Hey, take a look at your situation and..."
"Hey, take a look at your situation and...","...reconsider that statement there, Night Shift. You're psy-..."
"...reconsider that statement there, Night Shift. You're psy-...",...-cho and a hijack-...
...-cho and a hijack-...,...-er!
...-er!,Hi--! The gun was empty!
Hi--! The gun was empty!,"Every time I look at you, I wanna hit..."
"Every time I look at you, I wanna hit...",...you.
...you.,You wanna hit me?
You wanna hit me?,"And I'm a peaceful man, and..."
"And I'm a peaceful man, and...",...I believe in live and...
...I believe in live and...,Yeah...
Yeah...,...let live.
...let live.,"...you stole the truck to uphold your principles, right?"
"...you stole the truck to uphold your principles, right?",I did not steal the truck.
I did not steal the truck.,It was owed to me. You stole the
It was owed to me. You stole the,...truck!
...truck!,"Shut up, shut up! It's beeping."
"Shut up, shut up! It's beeping.","Well, then, that means it's call..."
"Well, then, that means it's call...",...waiting!
...waiting!,"You that phone from me one more time, I'm--"
"You that phone from me one more time, I'm--",Hey! Hey! Andy's Ice Cream.
Holy,...man!
...man!,"Oh,"
"Oh,",Back up! Back...
Back up! Back...,...up!
...up!,"Come on, old..."
"Come on, old...",...Pete! Come on! There it...
...Pete! Come on! There it...,"...is, old Pete! Come on, baby!"
"...is, old Pete! Come on, baby!","All right, you got it."
 ,"Oh, Petey. Oh, Petey. Oh, please, Pete. Please don't do this to me. Okay."
"I should've had that dog bite me. I would've gotten rabies! Could've went to the hospital, had a pretty nurse!","Hey, hey! Whoo! Okay."
"Hey, hey! Whoo! Okay.","Go, go, go, go, go. Oh,"
"Go, go, go, go, go. Oh,","Oh,"
"Oh,","Come on, old Pete."
"Come on, old Pete.",Come on!
Come on!,"Come on, old Pete."
"Come on, old Pete.",man!
man!,"I'm goin'. I'm goin', baby. I'm goin', I'm goin'."
"I'm goin'. I'm goin', baby. I'm goin', I'm goin'.",Oh...
Oh...,"...easy, easy, easy."
"...easy, easy, easy.","Left, left, left!"
"Left, left, left!",Get over! Get over!
Get over! Get over!,Come on.
Come on.,"Oh, Come on, old..."
"Oh, Come on, old...",...Pete! Come on.
...Pete! Come on.,"Come on, old Pete. Oh."
"Come on, old Pete. Oh.",I know the likeli-...
I know the likeli-...,...-hood of you knowin' any prayers is slim...
...-hood of you knowin' any prayers is slim...,"...Night Shift, but you might..."
"...Night Shift, but you might...",...wanna give it a try!
...wanna give it a try!,"Come on, old..."
"Come on, old...",...Pete. Come on.
...Pete. Come on.,Come on.
Come on.,Come on.
Come on.,Come on...
Come on...,...you crazy
...you crazy,"All right, you got it, you got it!"
Whoo!,Whoo!
Whoo!,I made it!
I made it!,I made it.
I made it.,What are you talkin' about?! I'm the one drivin'!
What are you talkin' about?! I'm the one drivin'!,You okay?
You okay?,What the was that?!
What the was that?!,You gotta pass him.
You gotta pass him.,"Gee, you think so?"
"Gee, you think so?",Holy--!
Holy--!,Okay. That didn't work.
Okay. That didn't work.,"Gee, you think so?"
"Gee, you think so?",Shut up!
Shut up!,"Ho, ho..."
"Ho, ho...",Oh...
Oh...,...ho!
...ho!, 
 ,Hang on!
Hang on!,Hey!
 ,Go on.
Go on.,"Go, go."
"Go, go.","Oh, Pete. Oh, Oh,"
"Oh, Pete. Oh, Oh,",No.
No.,Come on.
Come on.,"Oh, Oh,"
"Oh, Oh,","Oh, It's okay. Okay."
"Oh, It's okay. Okay.",Okay.
Okay.,All right.
All right.,Okay.
Okay.,All right.
All right.,"Gimme that, gimme that, gimme that."
"Gimme that, gimme that, gimme that.",Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay.,These'll keep it cold.
These'll keep it cold.,Yeah...
Yeah...,...yeah.
...yeah.,"Aw,"
"Aw,","All right, let's go."
"All right, let's go.",Okay. All right. Okay.
Okay. All right. Okay.,"Hey, put it back! We're takin' off."
Keep still.,Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay.,"Oh,"
"Oh,",No!
No!,"Oh, no!"
"Oh, no!","Oh, no!"
"You know, four years ago, I was a split end at Kentucky State.",We were nationally ranked.
We were nationally ranked.,How wonderful for you.
How wonderful for you.,"Started every game my senior year. Not all-American or anything, but not bad. Anyway, the real star was my best friend, the quarterback. Got taken in the first round."
"Started every game my senior year. Not all-American or anything, but not bad. Anyway, the real star was my best friend, the quarterback. Got taken in the first round.",Robert Del Rio?
Robert Del Rio?,"Yeah, Robert Del Rio."
"Yeah, Robert Del Rio.",I remember him. Got in a car crash or somethin'.
I remember him. Got in a car crash or somethin'.,"We were celebrating right after the draft, going from bar to bar. I was drivin'."
"We were celebrating right after the draft, going from bar to bar. I was drivin'.",And I put the car into a ditch. He spent eighteen weeks in the...
And I put the car into a ditch. He spent eighteen weeks in the...,...hospital.
...hospital.,Never gonna throw a ball in the pros.
Never gonna throw a ball in the pros.,Couldn't deal with it. So I split.
Couldn't deal with it. So I split.,And things sort of just went downhill from there.
And things sort of just went downhill from there.,"Anyway, about ten months ago, I wound up in Jerome, workin' for Darlene."
"Anyway, about ten months ago, I wound up in Jerome, workin' for Darlene.","Well, Could be worse. I mean, we're both up shit's creek, but at least we have a paddle."
"Well, Could be worse. I mean, we're both up shit's creek, but at least we have a paddle.",We got two paddles.
"Listen, Arlo...","...for whatever it's worth, I'm sorry I dragged you into this..."
"...for whatever it's worth, I'm sorry I dragged you into this...", 
 ,"To tell you the truth, you didn't."
"To tell you the truth, you didn't.","Not completely, anyway."
"Not completely, anyway.","I mean, if that gun was..."
"I mean, if that gun was...","...loaded, I didn't buy you as a shoot- ..."
"...loaded, I didn't buy you as a shoot- ...",...-er. It was your friend...
...-er. It was your friend...,...Long. Somethin' about that look in his eye when he talked about that Elvis...
...Long. Somethin' about that look in his eye when he talked about that Elvis..., 
 ,"Well, all the same. If we get to Missoula, help me find a car. I'd appreciate it. Then...you can..."
"Well, all the same. If we get to Missoula, help me find a car. I'd appreciate it. Then...you can...",...split.
...split.,Split? I wouldn't get ten...
Split? I wouldn't get ten...,...miles.
...miles.,"Like I said, I got a pretty good idea of what's at stake here."
"All right, all right. Hey, hey.",Hey. Mason.
Hey. Mason.,Yeah.
Yeah.,I think you oughta cut a...
I think you oughta cut a...,...deal with this
...deal with this,Even though it is nice to see Andy...
Even though it is nice to see Andy...,"...squirm, I don't want his brains all over my shirt..."
"...squirm, I don't want his brains all over my shirt...",...or my conscience.
...or my conscience.,A-And you owe me...
A-And you owe me...,...man.
...man.,"Yeah, I know, I know."
We're gonna die!,We're gonna die!
We're gonna die!,"Hey, hey, hey."
"Hey, hey, hey.",Put your hand in my pants.
Put your hand in my pants.,What?
What?,"We're gonna die, and you want me to do some freaky like that?!"
"We're gonna die, and you want me to do some freaky like that?!",Arlo! Arlo.
Arlo! Arlo.,Reach into my pocket.
Reach into my pocket.,Come on!
Come on!,Oh.
Oh.,Okay.
Okay.,Yeah.
Yeah.,Okay.
Okay.,"Okay. All right, man. Okay."
"Okay. All right, man. Okay.",Okay.
Okay.,All right. Okay.
All right. Okay.,Okay.
Okay.,Arlo!
Arlo!,I'm sorry. I'm a little
"Oh,",Forty-five seven!
Forty-five seven!,"Oh,"
"Oh,",Okay.
Here...,...they come!
...they come!,And Brynner's right on...
And Brynner's right on...,...our
...our,He's comin' up fast!
What the,What the--?
What the--?,You've gotta be...
"Well, the smoke's gonna us anyway!",There's gotta be...
There's gotta be...,...another way outta here. Hey.
...another way outta here. Hey.,Hold this.
Hold this.,"Yeah, yeah, yeah."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah.",Sorry.
Well.,"You know, we saved half a million people from a full-body peel."
"You know, we saved half a million people from a full-body peel.",We're the Bigtime.
We're the Bigtime.,"They aren't exactly gonna publicize this, Arlo."
"They aren't exactly gonna publicize this, Arlo.","Hey-Hey-Hey-Hey-Hey. We are heroes, my man. It's time to start actin' like it."
"Hey-Hey-Hey-Hey-Hey. We are heroes, my man. It's time to start actin' like it.",Stop limpin' around like that.
Stop limpin' around like that.,Excuse me. I got a bullet in my leg.
Excuse me. I got a bullet in my leg.,Always the negative...
You did help a little.,Who drove the ice cream...
Who drove the ice cream...,...truck that kept Elvis cool?
...truck that kept Elvis cool?,Who had to put a gun to your head?
Who had to put a gun to your head?,Who put the big hurt on...
Who put the big hurt on...,...that Army nut job to save your narrow butt?
...that Army nut job to save your narrow butt?,"You, Arlo."
"You, Arlo.",Hello.
Hello.,You.
You.,Right. You skippy. And now that I am both jobless...
Right. You skippy. And now that I am both jobless...,...and-and-and truckless in the service of my country...
...and-and-and truckless in the service of my country...,...I feel that my government owes me a little restitution.
...I feel that my government owes me a little restitution.,Us. Owes us.
Us. Owes us.,"I'll handle this from here, sweet Owes us a little restitution."
Patriotism is its own reward.,I think so too.
I think so too.,Yeah.
Yeah.,Thank you.
Thank you.,Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.,"What about all that ""no need to get in the man's..."
"What about all that ""no need to get in the man's...","...face"" you've been telling me?"
"...face"" you've been telling me?",I was not in the man's face. I was nego-...
I was not in the man's face. I was nego-...,...-tiatin'.
...-tiatin'.,Look. That's negotiating? He threatened to
Look. That's negotiating? He threatened to,...us.
...us.,"But he didn't. See, that's negotiation."
"But he didn't. See, that's negotiation.",No.
No.,That's
That's,"yeah. Well...if we're not gonna be famous, at least this'll be a great story to tell some ladies in a bar or somethin'."
"yeah. Well...if we're not gonna be famous, at least this'll be a great story to tell some ladies in a bar or somethin'.","Arlo, nobody's gonna believe us."
It all started with our mission in Istanbul.,Yeah.
Yeah.,I was undercover as a tennis player.
I was undercover as a tennis player.,Yeah.
Yeah.,"My code name was Blackjack. Night Shift was my coach. Uh-Uh-Uh, I'm sorry. Mason was my coach."
"My code name was Blackjack. Night Shift was my coach. Uh-Uh-Uh, I'm sorry. Mason was my coach.","Uh, he handled rackets, and I carried the balls."
"Uh, he handled rackets, and I carried the balls.",Yeah.
Yeah.,"you see, that was a-that was my mission."
"you see, that was a-that was my mission.",big balls.
big balls.,That's right.
"Well, that just about figures for today.",So...where's my truck?
So...where's my truck?,"It's, uh, parked just off of Highway Thirty-Five."
"It's, uh, parked just off of Highway Thirty-Five.",I did what I could for you...
I did what I could for you...,"...Arlo, and you me for it. Now, where's my truck?"
"...Arlo, and you me for it. Now, where's my truck?","I ain't got time to argue with you today, Andy. But I can tell you this. Takin' your truck you off?"
Why don't you get that tub of Sam to...,...help you?
...help you?,"Look, I'm sorry. I'll make it up to you. Whatever you want. Please!"
You got a prob-...,...-lem too?
...-lem too?,"No, sir. I've never seen this guy before."
"No, sir. I've never seen this guy before.","Sure as have met a few assholes like that, though."
"Yes, sir.","If you're right, Lewis, this Mason is one of a pro. He must have a service record and a paper trail some-..."
Doc-...,...-tor Long.
...-tor Long.,What the is all this about a detonation today? We're scheduled...
What the is all this about a detonation today? We're scheduled...,...to be off the island tonight.
...to be off the island tonight.,And I changed the schedule.
And I changed the schedule.,"I don't work for you, Captain Brynner."
"I don't work for you, Captain Brynner.",Sweeney tells me you don't have computer confirmation?
Sweeney tells me you don't have computer confirmation?,"You know, captain, if you hadn't spent so much of your career questioning your superiors, you might've found yourself with more gold leaf on your col-..."
"You know, captain, if you hadn't spent so much of your career questioning your superiors, you might've found yourself with more gold leaf on your col-...",...-lar.
...-lar.,"This isn't some kind of contest, Long. You may be in charge here, but those men out there are my responsi-..."
"This isn't some kind of contest, Long. You may be in charge here, but those men out there are my responsi-...",...-bility.
...-bility.,"Look, this is a scientific experiment, okay?"
"Look, this is a scientific experiment, okay?","If it works, your stock at the Pentagon will go up along with mine. I don't think I need to mention you could use the help."
"If it works, your stock at the Pentagon will go up along with mine. I don't think I need to mention you could use the help.",The NSA thinks the UN is onto your work...
The NSA thinks the UN is onto your work...,"...here, and the White House is screaming about chemical weapons, and we're..."
"...here, and the White House is screaming about chemical weapons, and we're...",...sittin' here with our hands in the cookie jar! And let me tell you something else. I didn't join the service to let people like you turn...
...sittin' here with our hands in the cookie jar! And let me tell you something else. I didn't join the service to let people like you turn...,...the United States into the kind of country we're supposed to be fighting against.
...the United States into the kind of country we're supposed to be fighting against.,But you have no choice but to follow orders.
But you have no choice but to follow orders.,Now listen to me.
Now listen to me.,"Now, I know. You have moral objections to what we're doing here, but believe..."
"Now, I know. You have moral objections to what we're doing here, but believe...","...me, if I thought there was any real danger, I-I wouldn't go forward."
"...me, if I thought there was any real danger, I-I wouldn't go forward.",You have my word on that.
You have my word on that.,"All right. One more shot, provided... we're off the island tonight."
"All right. One more shot, provided... we're off the island tonight.",Let's proceed.
"We gotta get help. Aw,",Mornin'.
Mornin'.,Is this your establishment?
Is this your establishment?,"Yeah, they call me Dar-..."
"Yeah, they call me Dar-...",....-lene.
....-lene.,"Well, then, how about a cup of coffee, Darlene?"
"Well, then, how about a cup of coffee, Darlene?",Iced coffee.
Iced coffee.,I assume you want that to go.
I assume you want that to go.,Assumptions are always...
Assumptions are always...,...dangerous.
...dangerous.,Quite a getup for jacking...
Quite a getup for jacking...,...deer.
...deer.,I beg your pardon?
I beg your pardon?,"Uh, you wanna hunt outta season, it's cool with me. But mostly, well, they just take a six..."
"Uh, you wanna hunt outta season, it's cool with me. But mostly, well, they just take a six...","...and a rifle. You, on the other hand..."
"...and a rifle. You, on the other hand...",...look like you're after something more dangerous.
...look like you're after something more dangerous.,"Actually, I was just looking for a restroom."
"Actually, I was just looking for a restroom.",I assume you have one.
I assume you have one.,Assumptions are always dangerous.
Yeah?,"Contrary to what Dr. Long may have told you, this is neither..."
"Contrary to what Dr. Long may have told you, this is neither...",...your concern nor your fight. Relinquish the package and you can go.
...your concern nor your fight. Relinquish the package and you can go.,I don't know what the
"it, Ma-...","...-son. Of all the days for you to show up late. First, the idiot April calls in sick. Then I got a bad tooth..."
"...-son. Of all the days for you to show up late. First, the idiot April calls in sick. Then I got a bad tooth...",...and then my night man shows up when he feels like...
...and then my night man shows up when he feels like...,...it.
...it.,"Darlene, it's five-thirty. Now, I worked late for you this mornin', and you didn't wanna spring for over-..."
"Darlene, it's five-thirty. Now, I worked late for you this mornin', and you didn't wanna spring for over-...","...-time, remember?"
"...-time, remember?","Oh. Well, I have got to get to the dentist be-..."
"Oh. Well, I have got to get to the dentist be-...","...-fore he closes, which means you're gonna have to cover the grill and the floor."
"...-fore he closes, which means you're gonna have to cover the grill and the floor.",I can handle it.
I can handle it.,Mm. It doesn't take a genius.
Thanks.,It must've happened right after we left.
It must've happened right after we left.,Missoula's reporting the refrigerator truck as a stolen vehicle. I told you Mason was walking
Missoula's reporting the refrigerator truck as a stolen vehicle. I told you Mason was walking,"Pappas, that other guy was unloading ice cream into a freezer. Now, what could he have to do with a military scientist, huh?"
"Pappas, that other guy was unloading ice cream into a freezer. Now, what could he have to do with a military scientist, huh?","The sooner you get up the lab, the sooner you'll figure it out."
"The sooner you get up the lab, the sooner you'll figure it out.",And where are you going?
And where are you going?,After that re-...
Lying?,"Mason, you wouldn't know the truth if it bit you. We've got your whole record. We know about the-the conviction for vagrancy..."
"Mason, you wouldn't know the truth if it bit you. We've got your whole record. We know about the-the conviction for vagrancy...",...public drunkenness....
...public drunkenness....,I didn't sell the boy any...
I didn't sell the boy any...,...beer.
...beer.,Shut your mouth until I tell you...
Shut your mouth until I tell you...,"...to talk, son."
"...to talk, son.","You know, I gotta tell you. That really bothers me, somebody calls me ""son."""
"You know, I gotta tell you. That really bothers me, somebody calls me ""son.""","Then how about if I call you ""ass-..."
I said let me see your hands now!,"You redneck idiot, do you have..."
"You redneck idiot, do you have...",...any idea what's goin' on here?!
...any idea what's goin' on here?!,"Yeah, I'm puttin' a suspect and a guy who..."
"Yeah, I'm puttin' a suspect and a guy who...",...stole a truck under arrest.
...stole a truck under arrest.,Now raise 'em!
What the was that?,"The Army, sealin' us in."
"The Army, sealin' us in.",Jesus.
There's ammo fire from Brynner's vehicle.,He must've had a arsenal in there.
He must've had a arsenal in there.,INT. TUNNEL - DAY.
Always?,"What? Oh, near yes. Unless the animal's sick or something. And the steam rising off it like that in the morning. That's life, Mr. Gittes. Life."
"Sheriff's gold posse... bunch of fools who pay $5,000 apiece to the sheriff's reelection. I let 'em practice up out here.",Yeah. Do you remember the last time you talked to Mulwray?
"At my age, you tend to lose track...","Well, It was about five days ago. You were outside the Pig 'n Whistle and you had one of an argument."
...No...,You bet your you don't. You can't even pay me off.
Then what'll you do?,Sue the out of 'em.
"You really think I'm don't you, Gittes?","I don't think about it one way or the other. But if you want, give me a day or two, and I'll get back to you. Now I'd like to go home."
"I don't think about it one way or the other. But if you want, give me a day or two, and I'll get back to you. Now I'd like to go home.",I want the rest of the pictures.
I want the rest of the pictures.,What pictures?
What pictures?,"This broad hired you, Gittes, not Evelyn Mulwray."
"This broad hired you, Gittes, not Evelyn Mulwray.",Yeah?
Yeah?,"Yeah. Somebody wanted to shake down Mulwray, she hired you, and that's how you happen to know Mulwray was murdered."
"Yeah. Somebody wanted to shake down Mulwray, she hired you, and that's how you happen to know Mulwray was murdered.",I heard it was an accident.
I heard it was an accident.,"C'mon, you think you're dealing with a bunch of assholes? Mulwray had salt water in his lungs! Now how did he get that... in a fresh water reservoir?"
"You see, somebody went to a lot of trouble here, and I want to find out, lawsuit or no lawsuit. I'm not the one who's supposed to be caught with my pants down... so I'd like to see your husband. Unless that's a problem.",What do you mean?
What do you mean?,"May I speak frankly, Mrs. Mulwray?"
"May I speak frankly, Mrs. Mulwray?","You may if you can, Mr. Gittes."
"You may if you can, Mr. Gittes.","Well, that little girlfriend, she was attractive in a cheap sort of way of course. She's disappeared. Maybe they disappeared together somewhere."
"Well, that little girlfriend, she was attractive in a cheap sort of way of course. She's disappeared. Maybe they disappeared together somewhere.",Suppose they did. How does it concern you?
Suppose they did. How does it concern you?,"Nothing personal, Mrs. Mulwray, I just --"
"Nothing personal, Mrs. Mulwray, I just --",It's very personal. It couldn't be more personal. Is this a business or an obsession with you?
It's very personal. It couldn't be more personal. Is this a business or an obsession with you?,"Look at it this way. Now this phony broad, excuse the language, says she's you, she's hired me. Whoever put her up to it, didn't have anything against me. They were out to get your husband. Now if I see him, I can help him. Did you talk this morning?"
"Sorry. Look, you sue me, your husband dies, you drop the lawsuit like a hot potato, and all of it quicker than wind from a duck's Excuse me. Then you ask me to lie to the police.",It wasn't much of a lie.
It wasn't much of a lie.,If your husband was killed it was. This can look like you paid me off to withhold evidence.
If your husband was killed it was. This can look like you paid me off to withhold evidence.,But he wasn't killed.
"Okay, give me the keys.",You
You,It's either that or you drive to the police yourself.
It's either that or you drive to the police yourself.,The police?
The police?,"C'mon, Mrs. Mulwray. You've got your husband's girlfriend tied up in there!"
"C'mon, Mrs. Mulwray. You've got your husband's girlfriend tied up in there!",She's not tied up!
She's not tied up!,You know what I mean. You're keeping her there against her will.
You know what I mean. You're keeping her there against her will.,I am not!
I am not!,Then let's go talk to her.
J. J. Gittes for Lieutenant Escobar,What are you doing? What's wrong? I told you we've got a 4:30.
What are you doing? What's wrong? I told you we've got a 4:30.,"You're going to miss your train! Lou, meet me at 1412 Adelaide. It's above Santa Monica Canyon... yeah, soon as you can."
"You're going to miss your train! Lou, meet me at 1412 Adelaide. It's above Santa Monica Canyon... yeah, soon as you can.",What did you do that for?
What did you do that for?,You know any good criminal lawyers?
You know any good criminal lawyers?,No...
No...,Don't worry. I can recommend a couple. They're expensive but you can afford it.
Don't worry. I can recommend a couple. They're expensive but you can afford it.,What the is this all about?
Where'd he go yesterday?,"Three reservoirs. Men's room of a Richfield gas station on Flower, and the Pig 'n Whistle."
"Three reservoirs. Men's room of a Richfield gas station on Flower, and the Pig 'n Whistle.","Jesus Christ, this guy's really got water on the brain."
"Jesus Christ, this guy's really got water on the brain.",What'd you expect? That's his job.
What'd you expect? That's his job.,"Listen, we can't string this broad out indefinitely we got to come up with something."
"Listen, we can't string this broad out indefinitely we got to come up with something.",I think I got something.
I think I got something.,Oh yeah? You pick up the watch?
Oh yeah? You pick up the watch?,"It's on your desk. Say, you hear the one about the guy who goes to the North Pole with Admiral Byrd looking for penguins?"
"Look, Jake. She gave us Mulwray's real phone number and address.",All she needed for that was the phone book!
All she needed for that was the phone book!,"No, no. She said not to call, her husband might answer."
"No, no. She said not to call, her husband might answer.",When I find out who that phony was.
"What's that, pal?",Nothing. You got a of a way to make a living.
Nothing. You got a of a way to make a living.,Oh? What do you do to make ends meet?
Oh? What do you do to make ends meet?,"Mortgage Department, First National Bank."
"'Cause sometimes you can't find the right place any more and so...well, actually...they stay here. Besides, there are more kisses than you can count.",So I can have these?
So I can have these?,"Look, Toto! Before I kick your all the way to China and back, let's make a deal. These strips here are yours, I give them to you. However! One you're not to stick your nose in here any more. Two I'll keep them for you, because you can't take them home for forbid and save our souls, if they catch fire, all will break loose! OK? Oh!!! And now scram!"
"Now listen to what I've got to say. I took up this profession when I was ten years old. In those days there weren't these modern machines. The films were silent. The projectors were run by hand, like this, with a crank. And you wound the crank all day long. It was really rough going! If you got tired and slowed down' boom! Everything would go up in flames!","Then why don't you want to teach it to me too? Now that there's no more cranking, and it's easier?"
"Then why don't you want to teach it to me too? Now that there's no more cranking, and it's easier?","Because I don't want to, Toto! This is not a job for you. It's like being a You're always alone. You see the same film over and over again, because you have nothing else to do. And you start talking to Greta Garbo and Tyrone Power like a nut! You work on holidays, on Christmas, on Easter. Only on Good Friday are you free. But if they hadn't put Jesus Christ on a cross...You'd work Good Fridays too!"
"Because I don't want to, Toto! This is not a job for you. It's like being a You're always alone. You see the same film over and over again, because you have nothing else to do. And you start talking to Greta Garbo and Tyrone Power like a nut! You work on holidays, on Christmas, on Easter. Only on Good Friday are you free. But if they hadn't put Jesus Christ on a cross...You'd work Good Fridays too!",Then why don't you change jobs?
Then why don't you change jobs?,"Because I'm an idiot. How many other guys in town know how to be a projectionist? None! Only a like me could do it. Besides I wasn't lucky. When I was a kid there was the war! When I grew up, another war! Now it's all different. Times have changed. And you want to be a dope like me? Huh? Answer me!"
"Because I'm an idiot. How many other guys in town know how to be a projectionist? None! Only a like me could do it. Besides I wasn't lucky. When I was a kid there was the war! When I grew up, another war! Now it's all different. Times have changed. And you want to be a dope like me? Huh? Answer me!",No...
No...,"Good for you, Toto. Good for you... I'm only saying this for your own good... Cooped up in here you die of heat in the summer and of cold in the winter. You breathe in smoke, gas fumes, and earn practically nothing."
"Good for you, Toto. Good for you... I'm only saying this for your own good... Cooped up in here you die of heat in the summer and of cold in the winter. You breathe in smoke, gas fumes, and earn practically nothing.",But don't you like anything about what you do?
But don't you like anything about what you do?,"With time...you get used to it. Besides, when you hear from up here that there's a full house and that people are laughing, having fun... Then you're happy too. So I've been wasting my breath? You pretend to agree with me, but as soon as my back is turned, you do what you want! Get out of here! I don't want to lay eyes on you again! This is the last straw! Your mother's right, you're crazy!! But how'd he do it? The little By watching, he's learned! It's incredible! I'm letting the box office know you're not to set foot even into the theatre! There are no more tickets for you! And I'm also talking to Father Adelfio! You won't be an altar boy any more either!!! You little runt!"
"With time...you get used to it. Besides, when you hear from up here that there's a full house and that people are laughing, having fun... Then you're happy too. So I've been wasting my breath? You pretend to agree with me, but as soon as my back is turned, you do what you want! Get out of here! I don't want to lay eyes on you again! This is the last straw! Your mother's right, you're crazy!! But how'd he do it? The little By watching, he's learned! It's incredible! I'm letting the box office know you're not to set foot even into the theatre! There are no more tickets for you! And I'm also talking to Father Adelfio! You won't be an altar boy any more either!!! You little runt!","Alfredo, go yourself!!!"
It's got to be sent to another town. And if we don't the owner of that movie house gets off.,Too bad!
"Hi, Elena!",Hi. Why are you running?
Hi. Why are you running?,"No particular reason... Nice day, huh?"
"No particular reason... Nice day, huh?","Yes, nice day. ...I've got to go now. Bye-bye."
"Yes, nice day. ...I've got to go now. Bye-bye.","Bye-bye, Elena. ...What an idiot! What an idiot! 'Nice day'! Christ!!"
It's the first time I've had to chance to tell the story. I never mentioned it to anybody.,"Alfredo, him! He cast his spell on you too!"
"Alfredo, him! He cast his spell on you too!",I told him I'd take his advice. But before I went away I left you that note... I was on my way down the stairs...
"Don Ciccio, I've got an idea...You remember that old abandoned movie house where they're supposed to build those low-rent houses?",So what's that got to do with it?
So what's that got to do with it?,"The projector's all rusty, but I could fix it in two or three days. Give the place a good cleaning, put in some seats and bring in a projectionist and we'll show Catene in two houses."
"The projector's all rusty, but I could fix it in two or three days. Give the place a good cleaning, put in some seats and bring in a projectionist and we'll show Catene in two houses.","What the you talking about? You getting into the act too, Toto? Titanus has trouble giving me even one copy and I have to say thanks! If I ask for two, the least they'll do is cut off my head and play ball with it!"
"Yes, sir - yes, sir, I knew how to handle the old man. He was kind of but I knew how to handle him.", 
 ,Yeah. I guess he wasn't very happy those last years - he didn't have much reason to be -
Randal Graves-scourge of the video renter.,"Ladies and gentleman, Mrs. Asian Design Major herself: Caitlin Bree!"
"Ladies and gentleman, Mrs. Asian Design Major herself: Caitlin Bree!",You saw that article? isn't it awful? My mother sent that in.
You saw that article? isn't it awful? My mother sent that in.,I take it she likes the guy.
I take it she likes the guy.,You'd think she was marrying him. What are you watching?
You'd think she was marrying him. What are you watching?,Children's programming. What did your mom say when you told her you weren't engaged anymore?
Children's programming. What did your mom say when you told her you weren't engaged anymore?,She said not to come home until graduation.
She said not to come home until graduation.,"Wow, you got thrown out? For Dante?"
"Wow, you got thrown out? For Dante?",What can I say? He does weird things to me.
What can I say? He does weird things to me.,Can I watch?
Can I watch?,You can hold me down.
You can hold me down.,Can I join in?
Can I join in?,You might be let down. I'm not a hermaphrodite.
You might be let down. I'm not a hermaphrodite.,Few are. So what makes you think you can maintain a relationship with Dante this time around?
Few are. So what makes you think you can maintain a relationship with Dante this time around?,A woman's intuition. Something in me says it's time to give the old boy a serious try.
A woman's intuition. Something in me says it's time to give the old boy a serious try.,"Wow. Hey, I was just about to order some dinner. You eat Chinese, right?"
"Wow. Hey, I was just about to order some dinner. You eat Chinese, right?", 
 ,Exactly.
Exactly.,So where is he?
So where is he?,He went home to change for the big date.
He went home to change for the big date.,isn't he great?
isn't he great?,"No, this is great."
"No, this is great.",Can I use the bathroom?
Can I use the bathroom?,There's no light back there.
There's no light back there.,Why aren't there any lights?
Why aren't there any lights?,"Well, there are, but for some reason they stop working at five-fourteen every night."
"Well, there are, but for some reason they stop working at five-fourteen every night.",You're kidding.
You're kidding.,"Nobody can figure it out. And the boss doesn't want to pay the electrician to fix it, because the electrician owes money to the video store."
"Nobody can figure it out. And the boss doesn't want to pay the electrician to fix it, because the electrician owes money to the video store.",Such a sordid state of affair.
Such a sordid state of affair.,"And I'm caught in the middle-torn between my loyalty for the boss, and my desire to with the light on."
"And I'm caught in the middle-torn between my loyalty for the boss, and my desire to with the light on.",I'll try to manage.
You're just going to lock the store like that?,"I want to talk to you about something, and I don't want to be disturbed."
"I want to talk to you about something, and I don't want to be disturbed.",You saw it?
You saw it?,"Very dramatic, I thought."
"Very dramatic, I thought.",It's not what you think.
It's not what you think.,"What, it's worse? You're pregnant with an Asian design major's child?"
"What, it's worse? You're pregnant with an Asian design major's child?",I'm not pregnant.
I'm not pregnant.,Were you going to tell me or just send me an invitation?
Were you going to tell me or just send me an invitation?,"I was going to tell you. But then we were getting along so well, I didn't want to mess it up."
"I was going to tell you. But then we were getting along so well, I didn't want to mess it up.","You could've broke it to me gently, you know; at least started by telling me you had a boyfriend. I told you I have a girlfriend."
"You could've broke it to me gently, you know; at least started by telling me you had a boyfriend. I told you I have a girlfriend.","I know, I'm sorry. But when we started talking... it's like I forgot I had a boyfriend. And then he proposed last month..."
"I know, I'm sorry. But when we started talking... it's like I forgot I had a boyfriend. And then he proposed last month...",And you said yes?
And you said yes?,"Well... kind of, sort of?"
"Well... kind of, sort of?","Is that what they teach you at that school of yours? Kind of, sort of? Everyone knows about this except me! Do you know how humiliating that is?"
"Is that what they teach you at that school of yours? Kind of, sort of? Everyone knows about this except me! Do you know how humiliating that is?","I would've told you, and you would have stopped calling, like a baby."
"I would've told you, and you would have stopped calling, like a baby.",How do you know that?
How do you know that?,Because I know you. You prefer drastic measures to rational ones.
Because I know you. You prefer drastic measures to rational ones.,So you're really getting married?
So you're really getting married?,No.
No.,"No, you're not really getting married?"
"No, you're not really getting married?","The story goes like this: He proposed, and I told him I had to think about it, and he insisted I wear the ring anyway. Then my mother told the paper we were engaged."
"The story goes like this: He proposed, and I told him I had to think about it, and he insisted I wear the ring anyway. Then my mother told the paper we were engaged.",How like her.
How like her.,"Then my mother called me this morning and told me the announcement was in the paper. That's when I hopped the train to come back here, because I knew you'd be a wreck."
"Then my mother called me this morning and told me the announcement was in the paper. That's when I hopped the train to come back here, because I knew you'd be a wreck.",Thanks for the vote of confidence.
Thanks for the vote of confidence.,Was I right?
Was I right?,Wreck is a harsh term. Disturbed is more like it. Mildly disturbed even.
Wreck is a harsh term. Disturbed is more like it. Mildly disturbed even.,I love a macho façade. It's such a turn-on. What smells like shoe polish?
I love a macho façade. It's such a turn-on. What smells like shoe polish?,And you came here to what? To comfort me?
And you came here to what? To comfort me?,The last thing I needed was for you to think I was hiding something from you.
The last thing I needed was for you to think I was hiding something from you.,But you were.
But you were.,"No, I wasn't. Not really. I told you'd I'd been seeing other people."
"No, I wasn't. Not really. I told you'd I'd been seeing other people.","Yeah, but not seriously. Christ, you're ready to walk down the aisle- I'd say that constitutes something more than just seeing somebody."
"Yeah, but not seriously. Christ, you're ready to walk down the aisle- I'd say that constitutes something more than just seeing somebody.",I'm giving him his ring back.
I'm giving him his ring back.,What?
What?,"I don't want to marry him. I don't want to get married now. I'm on the verge of graduation. I want to go to grad school after this. And then I want to start a career. I don't want to be a wife first, and then have to worry about when I'm going to fit in all of the other stuff. I've come way too far and studied too hard to let my education go to waste as a housewife. And I know that's what I'd become. Sang's already signed with a major firm, and he's going to be pulling a huge salary, which would give me no reason to work, and he's so traditional anyway..."
"I don't want to marry him. I don't want to get married now. I'm on the verge of graduation. I want to go to grad school after this. And then I want to start a career. I don't want to be a wife first, and then have to worry about when I'm going to fit in all of the other stuff. I've come way too far and studied too hard to let my education go to waste as a housewife. And I know that's what I'd become. Sang's already signed with a major firm, and he's going to be pulling a huge salary, which would give me no reason to work, and he's so traditional anyway...",Sang? His name is a past tense?
Sang? His name is a past tense?,Stop it. He's a nice guy.
Stop it. He's a nice guy.,"If he's so nice, why aren't you going to marry him?"
"If he's so nice, why aren't you going to marry him?",I just told you.
I just told you.,"There's more, isn't there?"
"There's more, isn't there?","Why, Mr. Hicks-whatever do you mean?"
"Why, Mr. Hicks-whatever do you mean?",Tell me I don't have something to do with it.
Tell me I don't have something to do with it.,You don't have anything to do with it.
You don't have anything to do with it.,You lie.
You lie.,Look how full of yourself you are.
Look how full of yourself you are.,I just believe in giving credit where credit is due. And I believe that I'm the impetus behind your failure to wed.
I just believe in giving credit where credit is due. And I believe that I'm the impetus behind your failure to wed.,"If I'm so nuts about you, then why am I having with an Asian design major?"
"If I'm so nuts about you, then why am I having with an Asian design major?","Jesus, you're caustic."
"Jesus, you're caustic.","I had to bring you down from that cloud you were floating on. When I say I don't want to get married, I mean just that. I don't want to marry anybody. Not for years."
"I had to bring you down from that cloud you were floating on. When I say I don't want to get married, I mean just that. I don't want to marry anybody. Not for years.",So who's asking? I don't want to marry you.
So who's asking? I don't want to marry you.,Good. Stay in that frame of mind.
Good. Stay in that frame of mind.,But can we date?
But can we date?,I'm sure Sang and-Veronica?-would like that.
I'm sure Sang and-Veronica?-would like that.,We could introduce them. They might hit it off.
We could introduce them. They might hit it off.,You're serious. You want to date again.
You're serious. You want to date again.,"I would like to be your boyfriend, yes."
"I would like to be your boyfriend, yes.","It's just the shock of seeing me after three years. Believe me, you'll get over it."
"It's just the shock of seeing me after three years. Believe me, you'll get over it.","Give me a bit more credit. I think it's time we got back together, you know. I'm more mature, you're more mature, you're finishing college, I'm already in the job market..."
"Give me a bit more credit. I think it's time we got back together, you know. I'm more mature, you're more mature, you're finishing college, I'm already in the job market...","You work in a market, all right."
"You work in a market, all right.",Cute. Tell me you wouldn't want to go out again. After all the talking we've been doing.
Cute. Tell me you wouldn't want to go out again. After all the talking we've been doing.,"The key word here is talk, Dante. I think the idea, the conception of us dating is more idyllic than what actually happens when we date."
"The key word here is talk, Dante. I think the idea, the conception of us dating is more idyllic than what actually happens when we date.",So... what? So we should just make pretend over the phone that we're dating?
So... what? So we should just make pretend over the phone that we're dating?,I don't know. Maybe we should just see what happens.
I don't know. Maybe we should just see what happens.,Let me take you out tonight.
Let me take you out tonight.,"You mean, on a date?"
"You mean, on a date?",Yes. A real date. Dinner and a movie.
Yes. A real date. Dinner and a movie.,The Dante Hicks Dinner and a Movie Date. I think I've been on that one before.
The Dante Hicks Dinner and a Movie Date. I think I've been on that one before.,You have a better suggestion?
You have a better suggestion?,"How about the Caitlin Bree Walk on the Boardwalk, Then Get Somewhere Kind of Private Date?"
"How about the Caitlin Bree Walk on the Boardwalk, Then Get Somewhere Kind of Private Date?",I hear that's a rather popular date.
I hear that's a rather popular date.,"Here I am, throwing myself at you, succumbing to your wily charms, and you call me a in so many words."
"Here I am, throwing myself at you, succumbing to your wily charms, and you call me a in so many words.",What about Sing?
What about Sing?,Sang.
Sang.,Sang.
Sang.,He's not invited.
He's not invited.,He's your fiancé.
He's your fiancé.,"I offer you my body and you offer me semantics? He's just a boyfriend, Dante, and in case you haven't gotten the drift of why I came all the way here from Ohio, I'm about to become single again. And yes-let me placate your ego-you are the inspiration for this bold and momentous decision, for which I'll probably be ostracized at both school and home. You ask me who I choose, I choose you."
"I offer you my body and you offer me semantics? He's just a boyfriend, Dante, and in case you haven't gotten the drift of why I came all the way here from Ohio, I'm about to become single again. And yes-let me placate your ego-you are the inspiration for this bold and momentous decision, for which I'll probably be ostracized at both school and home. You ask me who I choose, I choose you.",So what are you saying?
So what are you saying?,You're such an
You're such an,I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.,I can already tell this isn't going to work.
I can already tell this isn't going to work.,I'll ask Randal to close up for me when he gets back.
I'll ask Randal to close up for me when he gets back.,"Where'd he go? I'd have thought he'd be at your side, like an obedient lapdog."
"Where'd he go? I'd have thought he'd be at your side, like an obedient lapdog.","He went to rent a movie, but he hasn't gotten back yet. Ah, it; I'll just lock the store up and leave him a note."
"He went to rent a movie, but he hasn't gotten back yet. Ah, it; I'll just lock the store up and leave him a note.","You're too responsible. But no. I have to go home first. They don't even know I left school. And I should break the disengagement news to my mother, which is going to cause quite a row, considering she loves Sang."
"You're too responsible. But no. I have to go home first. They don't even know I left school. And I should break the disengagement news to my mother, which is going to cause quite a row, considering she loves Sang.",Who doesn't?
Who doesn't?,"Well, me I guess. So, I shall take my leave of you, but I will return in a little while, at which time-yes-I would love to go for dinner and a movie with you."
"Well, me I guess. So, I shall take my leave of you, but I will return in a little while, at which time-yes-I would love to go for dinner and a movie with you.",What happened to the walk and the nakedness?
What happened to the walk and the nakedness?,"I'm easy, but I'm not that easy. See you later, handsome."
I'm serious.,We didn't just have in the bathroom?
We didn't just have in the bathroom?,No.
Stop this. This isn't funny.,I'm not kidding. I just got back from outside.
I'm not kidding. I just got back from outside.,"This isn't funny, Dante!"
"This isn't funny, Dante!",I'm not fooling around! Who went back there?
Are you sure somebody was back there?,"I didn't just myself! Jesus, I'm going to be sick!"
What about Caitlin?,"Shock trauma. She's going to need years of therapy after this. My question is, How did she come to have with the dead man?"
"Shock trauma. She's going to need years of therapy after this. My question is, How did she come to have with the dead man?",She thought it was me.
What the is this?! I want some service!,In a second!
In a second!,in a second! This is... Look at you! You can't even pass!
in a second! This is... Look at you! You can't even pass!,I can pass!
I can pass!,How 'bout covering point!? You
Like you're better!,I can whip your
That's easy to say from over here.,"Give me a stick, pretty boy! I'll knock your teeth out and pass all over your"
"My point is that you're a clerk, paid to do a job. You can't just do anything you want while you're working.","""Space Alien Revealed as Head of Time Warner; Reports Stock Increase."" They print any kind of in these papers."
"""Space Alien Revealed as Head of Time Warner; Reports Stock Increase."" They print any kind of in these papers.",They certainly do. Two fifty-five.
"I saw one, one time, that said the world was ending the next week. Then in the next week's paper, they said we were miraculously saved at the zero hour by a Koala-fish mutant bird. Crazy","So I'm no more responsible for my own decisions while I'm here at work than, say, the Death Squad soldiers in Bosnia?"
"Dante, let me grab a Gatorade.","If you grab a Gatorade, then everybody's going to grab one."
"If you grab a Gatorade, then everybody's going to grab one.",So?
So?,So? So nobody's going to want to pay for these Gatorades.
So? So nobody's going to want to pay for these Gatorades.,"What do you care? Hey, what smells like shoe polish?"
"What do you care? Hey, what smells like shoe polish?",I've got a responsibility here. I can't let everybody grab free drinks.
I've got a responsibility here. I can't let everybody grab free drinks.,What responsibility? You're closing the store to play hockey.
You only brought one ball?!,I thought Redding had like three balls!
You're late.,What the are you doing here? I thought you were playing hockey at one.
What the are you doing here? I thought you were playing hockey at one.,The boss called. Arthur fell ill.
The boss called. Arthur fell ill.,Why are the shutters closed?
Why are the shutters closed?,Someone jammed gum in the locks.
Someone jammed gum in the locks.,Bunch of savages in this town.
Bunch of savages in this town.,That's what I said.
That's what I said.,"if I'd known you were working, I would've come even later."
You don't want to know.,You called Caitlin again?
You called Caitlin again?,She called me.
She called me.,Did you tell Veronica?
Did you tell Veronica?,"One fight a day with Veronica is about all I can stomach, thanks."
"One fight a day with Veronica is about all I can stomach, thanks.",What do you two fight about?
What do you two fight about?,"I guess it's not really fighting. She just wants me to leave here, go back to school, get some direction."
"I guess it's not really fighting. She just wants me to leave here, go back to school, get some direction.",I'll bet the most frequent topic of arguments is Caitlin Bree.
I'll bet the most frequent topic of arguments is Caitlin Bree.,You win.
You win.,"I'm going to offer you some advice, my friend: let the past be the past. Forget Caitlin Bree. You've been with Veronica for how long now?"
"I'm going to offer you some advice, my friend: let the past be the past. Forget Caitlin Bree. You've been with Veronica for how long now?",Seven months.
Seven months.,Chick's nuts about you. How long did you date Caitlin?
Chick's nuts about you. How long did you date Caitlin?,Five years.
Five years.,Chick only made you nuts. She cheated on you how many times?
Chick only made you nuts. She cheated on you how many times?,Eight and a half.
Eight and a half.,Eight and a half?
Eight and a half?,Party at John K's-senior year. I get blitzed and pass out in his bedroom. Caitlin comes in and dives all over me.
Party at John K's-senior year. I get blitzed and pass out in his bedroom. Caitlin comes in and dives all over me.,That's cheating?
That's cheating?,"In the middle of it, she calls me Brad."
"In the middle of it, she calls me Brad.",She called you Brad?
She called you Brad?,She called me Brad.
She called me Brad.,"That's not cheating. People say crazy during One time, I called this girl ""Mom."""
"That's not cheating. People say crazy during One time, I called this girl ""Mom.""",I hit the lights and she freaks. Turns out she thought I was Brad Michaelson.
I hit the lights and she freaks. Turns out she thought I was Brad Michaelson.,What do you mean?
What do you mean?,She was supposed to meet Brad Michaelson in a bedroom. She picked the wrong one. She had no idea I was even at the party.
She was supposed to meet Brad Michaelson in a bedroom. She picked the wrong one. She had no idea I was even at the party.,"Oh, my"
"Oh, my","Great story, isn't it?"
"Great story, isn't it?",That girl was vile to you.
That girl was vile to you.,Interesting postscript to that story: Do you know who wound up going with Brad Michaelson in the other dark bedroom?
Interesting postscript to that story: Do you know who wound up going with Brad Michaelson in the other dark bedroom?,Your mother.
Your mother.,Allan Harris.
Allan Harris.,Chess team Allan Harris?!
Chess team Allan Harris?!,The two moved to Idaho together after graduation. They raise sheep.
The two moved to Idaho together after graduation. They raise sheep.,That's frightening.
That's frightening.,It takes different strokes to move the world.
It takes different strokes to move the world.,"In light of this lurid tale, I don't see how you could even romanticize your relationship with Caitlin-she broke your heart and inadvertently drove men to deviant lifestyles."
"In light of this lurid tale, I don't see how you could even romanticize your relationship with Caitlin-she broke your heart and inadvertently drove men to deviant lifestyles.",Because there was a lot of good in our relationship.
Because there was a lot of good in our relationship.,Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.,"I'm serious. Aside from the cheating, we were a great couple. That's what high school's all about-algebra, bad lunch, and infidelity."
"I'm serious. Aside from the cheating, we were a great couple. That's what high school's all about-algebra, bad lunch, and infidelity.",You think things would be any different now?
You think things would be any different now?,"They are. When she calls me now, she's a different person-she's frightened and vulnerable. She's about to finish college and enter the real world. That's got to be scary for anyone."
"They are. When she calls me now, she's a different person-she's frightened and vulnerable. She's about to finish college and enter the real world. That's got to be scary for anyone.",Oh I've got to place an order.
Oh I've got to place an order.,I'm talking to myself here.
I'm talking to myself here.,"No, no, I'm listening. She's leaving college, and...?"
"No, no, I'm listening. She's leaving college, and...?",...and she's looking to me for support. And I think that this is leading our relationship to a new level.
...and she's looking to me for support. And I think that this is leading our relationship to a new level.,What about Veronica?
What about Veronica?,I think the arguments Veronica and I are having are some kind of manifestation of a subconscious desire to break away from her so that I can pursue the possibility of a more meaningful relationship with Caitlin.
I think the arguments Veronica and I are having are some kind of manifestation of a subconscious desire to break away from her so that I can pursue the possibility of a more meaningful relationship with Caitlin.,Caitlin's on the same wave-length?
Caitlin's on the same wave-length?,I think it's safe to say yes.
I think it's safe to say yes.,Then I think all four of you had better sit down and talk it over.
Then I think all four of you had better sit down and talk it over.,All four?
All four?,"You, Veronica, Caitlin... ...and Caitlin's fiancé."
Did you ever notice all the prices end in nine? that's eerie.,You know how much money the average make per hour?
You know how much money the average make per hour?,What's a
What's a,He's the guy in those nudie-booth joints who cleans up after each guy that jerks off.
He's the guy in those nudie-booth joints who cleans up after each guy that jerks off.,Nudie booth?
Nudie booth?,Nudie booth. You've never been in a nudie booth?
Nudie booth. You've never been in a nudie booth?,I guess not.
"Oh, it's great. You step into this little booth and there's this window between you and this woman, and she puts on this little show for like ten bucks.",What kind of show?
What kind of show?,"Think of the weirdest, craziest you'd like to see chicks do. These chicks do it all. They insert things into any opening in their body... any opening. He's led a very sheltered life."
"Think of the weirdest, craziest you'd like to see chicks do. These chicks do it all. They insert things into any opening in their body... any opening. He's led a very sheltered life.",Can we talk about this later?
Can we talk about this later?,"The job is to clean up the booths afterward, because practically everybody shoots a load against the window, and I don't know if you know or not, but leaves streaks if you don't clean it right away."
Why do you do things like that? You know she's going to come back and tell the boss.,Who cares? That lady's an Everybody that comes in here is way too uptight. This job would be great if it wasn't for the customers.
Who cares? That lady's an Everybody that comes in here is way too uptight. This job would be great if it wasn't for the customers.,I'm gonna hear it tomorrow.
I'm gonna hear it tomorrow.,"You gotta loosen up, my friend. You'd feel a of a lot better if you'd rip into the occasional customer."
"You gotta loosen up, my friend. You'd feel a of a lot better if you'd rip into the occasional customer.",What for? They don't bother me if I don't bother them.
What for? They don't bother me if I don't bother them.,Liar! Tell me there aren't customers that annoy the out of you on a daily basis.
Liar! Tell me there aren't customers that annoy the out of you on a daily basis.,There aren't.
There aren't.,"How can you lie like that? Why don't you vent? Vent your frustration. Come on, who you off?"
"How can you lie like that? Why don't you vent? Vent your frustration. Come on, who you off?","It's not really anyone per se, it's more of separate groupings."
"It's not really anyone per se, it's more of separate groupings.",Let's hear it.
Let's hear it.,The milkmaids.
The milkmaids.,The milkmaids?
Vermont?,Can you believe this?!
Can you believe this?!,He didn't mention it when he called you this morning?
He didn't mention it when he called you this morning?,Not a word! Slippery
Not a word! Slippery,"So, what-you're stuck here all day?"
"So, what-you're stuck here all day?", 
 ,Why'd you apologize?
Why'd you apologize?,What?
What?,I heard you apologize. Why? You have every right in the world to be mad.
I heard you apologize. Why? You have every right in the world to be mad.,I know.
I know.,That seems to be the leitmotif in your life; ever backing down.
That seems to be the leitmotif in your life; ever backing down.,I don't back down.
I don't back down.,"Yes, you do. You always back down. You assume blame that isn't yours, you come in when called as opposed to enjoying your day off, you buckle like a belt."
"Yes, you do. You always back down. You assume blame that isn't yours, you come in when called as opposed to enjoying your day off, you buckle like a belt.",You know what me off the most?
You know what me off the most?,The fact that I'm right about your buckling?
The fact that I'm right about your buckling?,I'm going to miss the game.
I'm going to miss the game.,Because you buckled.
Because you buckled.,Would you shut the up with that It's not helping.
Would you shut the up with that It's not helping.,"Don't yell at me, pal."
"Don't yell at me, pal.",Sorry.
Sorry.,See? There you go again.
See? There you go again.,I can't believe I'm going to miss the game!
I can't believe I'm going to miss the game!,At least we're stuck here together.
At least we're stuck here together.,You've got a customer.
Helluva game!,One ball!! They come all the way here... I close the store... for one ball!
One ball!! They come all the way here... I close the store... for one ball!,Hockey's hockey. At least we got to play.
Hockey's hockey. At least we got to play.,"Randal, twelve minutes is not a game! Jesus, it's barely a warm-up!"
"Randal, twelve minutes is not a game! Jesus, it's barely a warm-up!",You want something to drink?
You want something to drink?,Gatorade.
"Oh, my",Sanford's brother dates her cousin. He found out this morning.
Sanford's brother dates her cousin. He found out this morning.,How? When?
How? When?,Embolism in her brain. Yesterday.
Embolism in her brain. Yesterday.,Jesus.
Jesus.,She was swimming at the YMCA pool when it happened. Died mid-backstroke.
She was swimming at the YMCA pool when it happened. Died mid-backstroke.,I haven't seen her in almost two years.
I haven't seen her in almost two years.,"Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't she one of the illustrious twelve?"
"Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't she one of the illustrious twelve?",Number six.
Number six.,You've had with a dead person.
You've had with a dead person.,I'm gonna go to her wake.
I'm gonna go to her wake.,"No, you're not."
"No, you're not.",Why not?
Why not?,It's today.
It's today.,What!?
What!?,Paulsen's Funeral Parlor. The next show is at four.
Paulsen's Funeral Parlor. The next show is at four.,What about tomorrow?
What about tomorrow?,One night only. She's buried in the morning.
One night only. She's buried in the morning.,You've gotta watch the store. I have to go to this.
You've gotta watch the store. I have to go to this.,"Wait, wait, wait. Has it occurred to you that I might bereaved as well?"
"Wait, wait, wait. Has it occurred to you that I might bereaved as well?",You hardly knew her!
You hardly knew her!,"True, but do you know how many people are going to be there? All of our old classmates, to say the least."
"True, but do you know how many people are going to be there? All of our old classmates, to say the least.",Stop it. This is beneath even you.
Stop it. This is beneath even you.,I'm not missing what's probably going to be the social event of the season.
I'm not missing what's probably going to be the social event of the season.,You hate people.
You hate people.,But I love gatherings. Isn't it ironic?
But I love gatherings. Isn't it ironic?,Don't be an Somebody has to stay with the store.
Don't be an Somebody has to stay with the store.,"If you go, I go."
"If you go, I go.",She meant nothing to you!
She meant nothing to you!,She meant nothing to you either until I told you she died.
She meant nothing to you either until I told you she died.,I'm not taking you to this funeral.
I'm not taking you to this funeral.,I'm going with you.
I'm going with you.,I can't close the store.
I can't close the store.,You just closed the store to play hockey on the roof!
You just closed the store to play hockey on the roof!,"Exactly, which means I can't close it for another hour so we can both go to a wake."
Shut the up.,Bible truth.
Bible truth.,Stop it.
Stop it.,I swear.
I swear.,"Oh, my"
"Oh, my",Come on. Haven't you ever tried to your own
Come on. Haven't you ever tried to your own,No!
No!,Yeah sure. You're so repressed.
Yeah sure. You're so repressed.,Because I never tried to my own
Because I never tried to my own,"No, because you won't admit to it. As if a guy's a pervert because he tries to go down on himself. You're as curious as the rest of us, pal. You've tried it."
"No, because you won't admit to it. As if a guy's a pervert because he tries to go down on himself. You're as curious as the rest of us, pal. You've tried it.",Who found him?
Who found him?,"My cousin? My aunt found him. On his bed, doubled over himself with his legs on top. in his mouth. My aunt freaked out. It was a mess."
"My cousin? My aunt found him. On his bed, doubled over himself with his legs on top. in his mouth. My aunt freaked out. It was a mess.",His was in his mouth?
His was in his mouth?,Balls resting on his lips.
Balls resting on his lips.,"He made it, hunhh?"
"He made it, hunhh?","Yeah, but at what a price."
I could never reach.,Reach what?
Reach what?,You know.
You know.,"What, your"
"What, your","Yeah. Like you said, you know. I guess everyone tries it, sooner of later."
"Yeah. Like you said, you know. I guess everyone tries it, sooner of later.",I never tried it.
I can't believe you!!,"I'm telling you, it wasn't my fault!"
"I'm telling you, it wasn't my fault!","You knocked the casket over, for Chrissakes!"
"You knocked the casket over, for Chrissakes!",I was just leaning on it! It was an accident!
I was just leaning on it! It was an accident!,Does anyone ever knock over a casket on purpose?
Does anyone ever knock over a casket on purpose?,So the casket fell over! Big deal!
So the casket fell over! Big deal!,Her body fell out!
Her body fell out!,So they'll put her back in! It's not like it's gonna matter if she breaks something!
So they'll put her back in! It's not like it's gonna matter if she breaks something!,Just... go! Go open the video store.
What the did you do that for?,"Two reasons: one, I hate when the people can't shut up about the tabloid headlines."
"Two reasons: one, I hate when the people can't shut up about the tabloid headlines.",Jesus!
Jesus!,"And two, to make a point: title does not dictate behavior."
"And two, to make a point: title does not dictate behavior.",What?
What?,"If title dictated my behavior, as a clerk serving the public, I wouldn't be allowed to spit a mouthful of water at that guy. But I did, so my point is that people dictate their own behavior. Hence, even though I'm a clerk in this video store, I choose to go rent videos at Big Choice. Agreed?"
"If title dictated my behavior, as a clerk serving the public, I wouldn't be allowed to spit a mouthful of water at that guy. But I did, so my point is that people dictate their own behavior. Hence, even though I'm a clerk in this video store, I choose to go rent videos at Big Choice. Agreed?",You're a danger to both the dead and the living.
You're a danger to both the dead and the living.,I like to think I'm a master of my own destiny.
I like to think I'm a master of my own destiny.,"Please, get the out of here."
"Please, get the out of here.",I know I'm your hero.
I didn't think they even enforced this.,Living proof.
Living proof.,I thought you never sold cigarettes to kids.
I thought you never sold cigarettes to kids.,I don't; you did.
I don't; you did.,Really?
Really?,Little girl. Maybe five years old?
Little girl. Maybe five years old?,Holy That girl?
Holy That girl?,As opposed to the hundreds of other children you let buy cigarettes whenever you work here.
As opposed to the hundreds of other children you let buy cigarettes whenever you work here.,Then how come you got the fine?
Then how come you got the fine?,Because I'm here.
Because I'm here.,You're lying.
You're lying.,I swear. I couldn't make this kind of up.
I swear. I couldn't make this kind of up.,Then why aren't you like screaming at me right now?
Then why aren't you like screaming at me right now?,Because I'm happy.
Because I'm happy.,You're happy?
You're happy?,I'm happy.
I'm happy.,You're happy to get a fine?
You're happy to get a fine?,No. I'm happy because Caitlin came to see me.
No. I'm happy because Caitlin came to see me.,Now I know you're lying.
Now I know you're lying.,I'm not. She just left.
I'm not. She just left.,What did she say?
What did she say?,She's not going to marry that guy. She went home to tell her mother.
She's not going to marry that guy. She went home to tell her mother.,You're kidding.
You're kidding.,I'm not.
I'm not.,Wow. You've had quite an evening.
Wow. You've had quite an evening.,"She went home, she's getting ready, and we're going out."
"She went home, she's getting ready, and we're going out.",I feel so ineffectual. Is there anything I can do for you?
I feel so ineffectual. Is there anything I can do for you?,Watch the store while I go home and change.
Watch the store while I go home and change.,What happened to title dictates behavior?
What happened to title dictates behavior?,This is my way of spitting water at life.
This is my way of spitting water at life.,"Hey, what about Veronica?"
"Hey, what about Veronica?","No! Don't bring it up. I don't want to think about that now. Let me enjoy this hour of bliss. I'll think about all of that later. In the meantime, nobody mentions the V word."
"No! Don't bring it up. I don't want to think about that now. Let me enjoy this hour of bliss. I'll think about all of that later. In the meantime, nobody mentions the V word.",You're a snake.
You're a snake.,"In my absence, try not to sell cigarettes to any newborns."
"In my absence, try not to sell cigarettes to any newborns.",You want me to bring the VCR over here so we can watch this?
You want me to bring the VCR over here so we can watch this?,"I might be leaving early to go out with Caitlin, in which case you'll have to close the store tonight."
"I might be leaving early to go out with Caitlin, in which case you'll have to close the store tonight.","All right, but you're missing out. Chicks with dicks."
"All right, but you're missing out. Chicks with dicks.",I'll read the book.
Who eats,"Bunch of savages in this town. Hey, Caitlin's in the back. You might want to see if she's okay; she's been back there a long time."
"Bunch of savages in this town. Hey, Caitlin's in the back. You might want to see if she's okay; she's been back there a long time.",There's no lights back there.
There's no lights back there.,"I told her that. She said she didn't need any. Why don't you join her, man. Make a little bathroom bam-bam."
"I told her that. She said she didn't need any. Why don't you join her, man. Make a little bathroom bam-bam.",I love your sexy talk. It's so... kindergarten: Poo-poo;
I love your sexy talk. It's so... kindergarten: Poo-poo;,you.
You just a total stranger?,Shut the up!
That's all You know what the real problem here is?,I was born.
You didn't have to choke me.,Why the did you tell Veronica that I was going to dump her for Caitlin?
Why the did you tell Veronica that I was going to dump her for Caitlin?,I thought I was doing you a favor.
I thought I was doing you a favor.,Thanks.
Thanks.,"You were saying how you couldn't initiate change yourself, so I figured I'd help you out."
"You were saying how you couldn't initiate change yourself, so I figured I'd help you out.",Jesus.
You still didn't have to choke me.,Oh please! I'm surprised I didn't you.
Oh please! I'm surprised I didn't you.,Why do you say that?
Why do you say that?,Why do I say that? Randal... forget it.
Why do I say that? Randal... forget it.,"No, really. What did I do that was so wrong?"
"No, really. What did I do that was so wrong?","What don't you do? Randal, sometimes it seems like the only reason you come to work is to make my life miserable."
"What don't you do? Randal, sometimes it seems like the only reason you come to work is to make my life miserable.",How do you figure?
How do you figure?,What time did you get to work today?
What time did you get to work today?,Like ten after.
Like ten after.,You were over half an hour late. Then all you do is come over here.
You were over half an hour late. Then all you do is come over here.,To talk to you.
To talk to you.,Which means the video store is ostensibly closed.
Which means the video store is ostensibly closed.,It's not like I'm miles away.
It's not like I'm miles away.,Unless you're out renting videos at other video stores.
Unless you're out renting videos at other video stores.,Hermaphrodites! I rented it so we could watch it together!
Hermaphrodites! I rented it so we could watch it together!,"You get my slapped with a fine, you fight with the customers and I have to patch everything up. You get us chased out of a funeral by violating a corpse. To top it all off, you ruin my relationship. What's your encore? Do you anally my mother while pouring sugar in my gas tank? You know what the real tragedy is? I'm not even supposed to be here today!"
"You get my slapped with a fine, you fight with the customers and I have to patch everything up. You get us chased out of a funeral by violating a corpse. To top it all off, you ruin my relationship. What's your encore? Do you anally my mother while pouring sugar in my gas tank? You know what the real tragedy is? I'm not even supposed to be here today!","you. you, pal. Listen to you trying to pass the buck again. I'm the source of all your misery. Who closed the store to play hockey? Who closed the store to attend a wake? Who tried to win back an ex- girlfriend without even discussing how he felt with his present one? You wanna blame somebody, blame yourself. ""I'm not even supposed to be here today."" You sound like an Whose choice was it to be here today? Nobody twisted your arm. You're here today of your own violation, my friend. But you'd like to believe that the weight of the world rests on your shoulders-that the store would crumble if Dante wasn't here. Well, I got news for you, This store would survive without you. Without me either. All you do is overcompensate for having what's basically a monkey's job: You push buttons. Any can waltz in here and do our jobs, but you're obsessed with making it seem so much more important, so much more epic than it really is. You work in a convenience store, Dante. And badly, I might add. And I work in a video store. Badly, as well. You know, that guy Jay's got it right- he has no delusions about what he does. Us? We like to make ourselves seem so much better than the people that come in here, just looking to pick up a paper forbid- cigarettes. We look down on them, as it we're so advanced. Well, if we're so advanced, then what are we doing working here?"
Do you work tomorrow?,Same time. What about you?
Same time. What about you?,I'm calling out. Going to hit the hospital-see how Caitlin is. Then try to see Veronica.
I'm calling out. Going to hit the hospital-see how Caitlin is. Then try to see Veronica.,You wanna grab something to eat tomorrow night... after I get out of here?
You wanna grab something to eat tomorrow night... after I get out of here?,I'll call you. Let you know.
I'll call you. Let you know.,"All right. Good luck with Veronica. If you want, I can talk to her, you know, and explain..."
"All right. Good luck with Veronica. If you want, I can talk to her, you know, and explain...",No thanks. I'll take care of it. We've got a lot of to talk about.
No thanks. I'll take care of it. We've got a lot of to talk about.,Helluva day.
Helluva day.,To say the least.
To say the least.,"Do you need a hug or something? 'Cause I would have no hang-ups about hugging you... you know, you being a guy and all. Just don't knead my when you do it."
"Do you need a hug or something? 'Cause I would have no hang-ups about hugging you... you know, you being a guy and all. Just don't knead my when you do it.",Get the outta here already.
Get the outta here already.,I'm gone. I'll talk to you tomorrow.
Sounds to me like somebody needs to hit the gym.,Excuse me?
Excuse me?,I heard you strain when you put the milk in the bag. That milk only weighs about seven pounds.
I heard you strain when you put the milk in the bag. That milk only weighs about seven pounds.,I didn't strain. I sighed.
I didn't strain. I sighed.,I don't think so. That was a grunt; a deep inhalation of oxygen to aid in the stretching of muscles. I'm a trainer. I know what that sound signifies: you're out of shape.
I don't think so. That was a grunt; a deep inhalation of oxygen to aid in the stretching of muscles. I'm a trainer. I know what that sound signifies: you're out of shape.,I don't think so.
I don't think so.,"Oh, I do. You made the same noise when you reached across the counter for my cash. Your muscles are thin and sadly underutilized."
"Oh, I do. You made the same noise when you reached across the counter for my cash. Your muscles are thin and sadly underutilized.",They are not.
They are not.,"Yes, they are. You're out of shape."
"Yes, they are. You're out of shape.",What are you talking about? There's no on this body.
What are you talking about? There's no on this body.,No but no tone either. You don't get enough exercise.
What? When? When did all this happen?,"Hey man, that was a long time ago. Don't let it get to you."
Are there any balls down there?!,'Bout the biggest pair you ever seen! NYNNE!!
Go open the video store.,"Yeah, you clerk."
"Yeah, you clerk.",How many times I gotta tell you not to deal outside the store.
How many times I gotta tell you not to deal outside the store.,I'm not dealing.
"I work, just like you. You're more of a crook than I am, dude.",How do you figure... HEY! You can't roll a joint in here!
How do you figure... HEY! You can't roll a joint in here!,Relax brother. What I mean is that you sell the stuff in this store at the highest prices around. A dollar seventy-nine for wraps-what's that
Relax brother. What I mean is that you sell the stuff in this store at the highest prices around. A dollar seventy-nine for wraps-what's that,It's not my store.
It's not my store.,And these aren't my drugs-I just sell them.
And these aren't my drugs-I just sell them.,The difference is you exploit a weakness.
The difference is you exploit a weakness.,What's that mean?
What's that mean?,You sell to people that can't stay away from an addiction.
You sell to people that can't stay away from an addiction.,All right. How much is Pepsi here?
All right. How much is Pepsi here?,"A dollar sixty-nine, plus tax."
"A dollar sixty-nine, plus tax.","At Food City it's ninety-nine cents, plus tax."
"At Food City it's ninety-nine cents, plus tax.",So.
So.,"So why do you sell it for so much more? I'll tell you why-because people come here and they're like ""A dollar eighty for soda? I should get it at Food City. But I don't feel like driving there. I'll just buy it here so I don't have to drive up there."" That's exploiting a weakness, too, isn't it?"
"So why do you sell it for so much more? I'll tell you why-because people come here and they're like ""A dollar eighty for soda? I should get it at Food City. But I don't feel like driving there. I'll just buy it here so I don't have to drive up there."" That's exploiting a weakness, too, isn't it?",I can't believe you just rolled a joint in here.
I can't believe you just rolled a joint in here.,"Hey, man, what happened with that old guy?"
"Hey, man, what happened with that old guy?",He died in the bathroom.
He died in the bathroom.,"That's up. Yo, I heard he was jerkin' off."
"That's up. Yo, I heard he was jerkin' off.",I don't know. I wasn't watching.
I don't know. I wasn't watching.,"Probably saw that Caitlin chick. I know I felt like beatin' it when I saw her. Come here, You like this? Is this what you want? Hunhh?"
"Probably saw that Caitlin chick. I know I felt like beatin' it when I saw her. Come here, You like this? Is this what you want? Hunhh?",Knock it off. That used to be my girlfriend.
Knock it off. That used to be my girlfriend.,You used to go out with her?
You used to go out with her?,"We were going to start again, I think."
"We were going to start again, I think.",Don't you already have a girlfriend?
Don't you already have a girlfriend?,Veronica.
Veronica.,Is she that girl who's down here all the time? She came here today carrying a plate of food.
Is she that girl who's down here all the time? She came here today carrying a plate of food.,Lasagne.
Lasagne.,And what-you were gonna dump her to date that Caitlin chick?
And what-you were gonna dump her to date that Caitlin chick?,Maybe.
Maybe.,"I don't know dude. That Caitlin chick's nice. But I see that Veronica girl doing for you all the time. She brings you food, she rubs your back... Didn't I see her change your tire one day?"
"I don't know dude. That Caitlin chick's nice. But I see that Veronica girl doing for you all the time. She brings you food, she rubs your back... Didn't I see her change your tire one day?",I jacked the car up. All she did was loosen the nuts and put the tire on.
I jacked the car up. All she did was loosen the nuts and put the tire on.,She sure goes out of her way.
She sure goes out of her way.,She's my girlfriend.
She's my girlfriend.,"I've had girlfriends, but all they wanted from me was and my grandma used to say, ""Which is better: a good plate with nothing on it..."" No, wait. I up. She said ""What's a good-looking plate with nothing on it?"""
"I've had girlfriends, but all they wanted from me was and my grandma used to say, ""Which is better: a good plate with nothing on it..."" No, wait. I up. She said ""What's a good-looking plate with nothing on it?""",Meaning?
Meaning?,I don't know. She was senile and Used to herself all the time. C'mon Silent Bob.
And he got cancer by chewing fluorescent bulb glass...?,"No, he got hit by a bus."
"No, he got hit by a bus.",Oh... Can I help you?
Oh... Can I help you?,"Well, that depends. Do you have a bathroom?"
"Well, that depends. Do you have a bathroom?","Um... yeah, but it's for employees only."
"Um... yeah, but it's for employees only.","I understand, but can I use it. I'm not that young anymore, so I'm kind of... you know... incontinent."
"I understand, but can I use it. I'm not that young anymore, so I'm kind of... you know... incontinent.",Uh... sure. Go ahead. It's back through the cooler.
Uh... sure. Go ahead. It's back through the cooler.,Thanks son. Say-what kind of toilet paper you got back there?
Thanks son. Say-what kind of toilet paper you got back there?,The white kind.
The white kind.,I'm not asking about the color. I mean is it rough or cottony?
I'm not asking about the color. I mean is it rough or cottony?,"Actually, it is kind of rough."
"Actually, it is kind of rough.","Rough, eh? Oh, that stuff rips out of my hemorrhoids. Say, would you mind if I took a roll of the soft stuff back there. I see you sell the soft stuff."
"Rough, eh? Oh, that stuff rips out of my hemorrhoids. Say, would you mind if I took a roll of the soft stuff back there. I see you sell the soft stuff.","Yeah, but..."
"Yeah, but...","Aw, c'mon boy. What's the difference? You said yourself the stuff that's there now is rough."
"Aw, c'mon boy. What's the difference? You said yourself the stuff that's there now is rough.","Yeah, okay. Go ahead."
"Yeah, okay. Go ahead.","Thanks son, you're a lifesaver."
"All right, question. But don't you think you're taking this a bit too hard?",Too hard?! I don't have enough indignities in my life-people start throwing cigarettes at me!
Too hard?! I don't have enough indignities in my life-people start throwing cigarettes at me!,At least they weren't lit.
At least they weren't lit.,I hate this place.
I hate this place.,Then quit. You should be going to school anyway...
Then quit. You should be going to school anyway...,"Please, Veronica. Last thing I need is a lecture at this point."
"Please, Veronica. Last thing I need is a lecture at this point.",All I'm saying is that if you're unhappy you should leave.
All I'm saying is that if you're unhappy you should leave.,I'm not even supposed to be here today!
I'm not even supposed to be here today!,I know. I stopped by your house and your mom said you left at like six or something.
I know. I stopped by your house and your mom said you left at like six or something.,The guy got sick and couldn't come in.
The guy got sick and couldn't come in.,Don't you have a hockey game at two?
Don't you have a hockey game at two?,Yes! And I'm going to play like because I didn't get a good night's sleep!
Yes! And I'm going to play like because I didn't get a good night's sleep!,Why did you agree to come in then?
Why did you agree to come in then?,"I'm only here until twelve, then I'm gone. The boss is coming in."
"I'm only here until twelve, then I'm gone. The boss is coming in.",Why don't you open the shutters and get some sunlight in here?
Why don't you open the shutters and get some sunlight in here?,Somebody jammed the locks with gum.
Somebody jammed the locks with gum.,You're kidding.
You're kidding.,Bunch of savages in this town.
Bunch of savages in this town.,You look bushed. What time did you get to bed?
You look bushed. What time did you get to bed?,"I don't know-like two-thirty, three."
"I don't know-like two-thirty, three.",What were you doing up so late?
What were you doing up so late?,Hunhh? Nothing.
Hunhh? Nothing.,What were you doing?
What were you doing?,Nothing! Jesus! I gotta fight with you now?
Nothing! Jesus! I gotta fight with you now?,Who's fighting? Why are you so defensive?
Who's fighting? Why are you so defensive?,"Who's defensive? Just... Would you just hug me?! All right? Your boyfriend was accosted by an angry mob, and he needs to be hugged."
How much money did you leave up there?,Like three dollars in mixed change and a couple of singles. People only get the paper of coffee this time of morning.
Like three dollars in mixed change and a couple of singles. People only get the paper of coffee this time of morning.,You're trusting.
You're trusting.,Why do you say that?
Why do you say that?,How do you know they're taking the right amount of change? Or even paying for what they take?
How do you know they're taking the right amount of change? Or even paying for what they take?,"Theoretically, people see money on the counter and nobody around, they think they're being watched."
"Theoretically, people see money on the counter and nobody around, they think they're being watched.",Honesty through paranoia. Why do you smell like shoe polish?
Honesty through paranoia. Why do you smell like shoe polish?,I had to use shoe polish to make that sign. The smell won't come off.
I had to use shoe polish to make that sign. The smell won't come off.,Do you think anyone can see us down here?
Do you think anyone can see us down here?,Why? You wanna have or something?
Why? You wanna have or something?,Ooh! Can we?!
Ooh! Can we?!,Really?
Really?,I was kidding.
I was kidding.,"Yeah, right. You can't get enough of me."
"Yeah, right. You can't get enough of me.",Typically male point of view.
Typically male point of view.,How do you figure?
How do you figure?,"You show some bedroom proficiency, and you think you're gods. What about what we do for you?"
"You show some bedroom proficiency, and you think you're gods. What about what we do for you?","Women? Women, as lovers, are all basically the same: they just have to be there."
"Women? Women, as lovers, are all basically the same: they just have to be there.","""Be there?"""
"""Be there?""",Making a male climax is not all that challenging: insert somewhere close and preferably moist; repeat.
Making a male climax is not all that challenging: insert somewhere close and preferably moist; repeat.,How flattering.
How flattering.,"Now, making a woman therein lies a challenge."
"Now, making a woman therein lies a challenge.","Oh, you think so?"
"Oh, you think so?",A girl makes a guy it's standard. A guy makes a girl it's talent.
A girl makes a guy it's standard. A guy makes a girl it's talent.,And I actually date you?
And I actually date you?,Something wrong?
Something wrong?,"I'm insulted. Believe me, Don Juan, it takes more than that to get a guy off. Just ""being there""-as you put it-is not enough."
"I'm insulted. Believe me, Don Juan, it takes more than that to get a guy off. Just ""being there""-as you put it-is not enough.",I touched a nerve.
I touched a nerve.,I'm astonished to hear you trivialize my role in our life.
I'm astonished to hear you trivialize my role in our life.,It wasn't directed at you. I was making a broad generalization.
It wasn't directed at you. I was making a broad generalization.,"You were making a generalization about ""broads!"""
"You were making a generalization about ""broads!""",These are my opinions based on my experiences with the few women who were good enough to sleep with me.
These are my opinions based on my experiences with the few women who were good enough to sleep with me.,How many?
How many?,How many what?
How many what?,How many girls have you slept with?
How many girls have you slept with?,How many different girls? Didn't we already have this discussion once?
How many different girls? Didn't we already have this discussion once?,We might have; I don't remember. How many?
We might have; I don't remember. How many?,Including you?
Including you?,It better be up to and including me.
It better be up to and including me.,Twelve.
Twelve.,You've slept with twelve different girls?
You've slept with twelve different girls?,Including you; yes.
What the was that for?,You're a pig.
You're a pig.,Why'd you hit me?
Why'd you hit me?,Do you know how many different men I've had with?
Do you know how many different men I've had with?,Do I get to hit you after you tell me?
Do I get to hit you after you tell me?,Three.
Three.,Three?
Three?,Three including you.
Three including you.,You've only had with three different people?
You've only had with three different people?,I'm not the pig you are.
I'm not the pig you are.,Who?
Who?,You!
You!,"No; who were the three, besides me?"
"No; who were the three, besides me?",John Franson and Rob Stanslyk.
John Franson and Rob Stanslyk.,Wow. That's great. That's something to be proud of.
Wow. That's great. That's something to be proud of.,I am. And that's why you should feel like a pig. You men make me sick. You'll sleep with anything that says yes.
I am. And that's why you should feel like a pig. You men make me sick. You'll sleep with anything that says yes.,"Animal, vegetable, or mineral."
"Animal, vegetable, or mineral.",Vegetable meaning paraplegic.
Vegetable meaning paraplegic.,They put up the least amount of struggle.
They put up the least amount of struggle.,"After dropping a bombshell like that, you owe me. Big."
"After dropping a bombshell like that, you owe me. Big.",All right. Name it.
All right. Name it.,I want you to come with me on Monday.
I want you to come with me on Monday.,Where?
Where?,To school. There's a seminar about getting back into a scholastic program after a lapse in enrollment.
To school. There's a seminar about getting back into a scholastic program after a lapse in enrollment.,Can't we ever have a discussion without that coming up?
Can't we ever have a discussion without that coming up?,"It's important to me, Dante. You have so much potential that just goes to waste in this pit. I wish you'd go back to school."
"It's important to me, Dante. You have so much potential that just goes to waste in this pit. I wish you'd go back to school.","Jesus, would you stop? You make my head hurt when you talk about this."
You that guy's,Yeah. How do you think I know he liked...
Yeah. How do you think I know he liked...,But... but you said you only had with three guys! You never mentioned him!
But... but you said you only had with three guys! You never mentioned him!,That's because I never had with him!
That's because I never had with him!,You his
You his,We went out a few times. We didn't have but we fooled around.
We went out a few times. We didn't have but we fooled around.,Oh my Why did you tell me you only slept with three guys?
Oh my Why did you tell me you only slept with three guys?,Because I did only sleep with three guys! That doesn't mean I didn't just go with people.
Because I did only sleep with three guys! That doesn't mean I didn't just go with people.,Oh my feel so nauseous...
Oh my feel so nauseous...,"I'm sorry, Dante. I thought you understood."
"I'm sorry, Dante. I thought you understood.","I did understand! I understand that you slept with three different guys, and that's all you said."
"I did understand! I understand that you slept with three different guys, and that's all you said.",Please calm down.
Please calm down.,How many?
How many?,Dante...
Dante...,How many dicks have you
How many dicks have you,Let it go...
Let it go...,HOW MANY?
HOW MANY?,All right! Shut up a second and I'll tell you! Jesus! I didn't freak like this when you told me how many girls you
All right! Shut up a second and I'll tell you! Jesus! I didn't freak like this when you told me how many girls you,This is different. This is important. How many?!
Well...?,Something like thirty-six.
Something like thirty-six.,WHAT? SOMETHING LIKE THIRTY-SIX?
WHAT? SOMETHING LIKE THIRTY-SIX?,Lower your voice!
Lower your voice!,"What the is that anyway, ""something like thirty-six?"" Does that include me?"
"What the is that anyway, ""something like thirty-six?"" Does that include me?",Um. Thirty-seven.
Um. Thirty-seven.,I'M THIRTY-SEVEN?
I'M THIRTY-SEVEN?,I'm going to class.
I'm going to class.,Thirty-seven?! My girlfriend thirty-seven dicks!
Hey! Where are you going?!,"Hey listen, Until today you never even knew how many guys I'd slept with, because you never even asked. And then you act all nonchalant about twelve different girls. Well, I never had with twelve different guys!"
"Hey listen, Until today you never even knew how many guys I'd slept with, because you never even asked. And then you act all nonchalant about twelve different girls. Well, I never had with twelve different guys!","No, but you enough"
"No, but you enough","Yeah, I went down on a few guys..."
"Yeah, I went down on a few guys...",A few?
A few?,"...And one of those guys was you! The last one, I might add, which-if you're too to comprehend- means that I've been faithful to you since we met! All the other guys I went with before I met you, so, if you want to have a complex about it, go ahead! But don't look at me like I'm the town because you were plenty busy yourself, before you met me!"
"...And one of those guys was you! The last one, I might add, which-if you're too to comprehend- means that I've been faithful to you since we met! All the other guys I went with before I met you, so, if you want to have a complex about it, go ahead! But don't look at me like I'm the town because you were plenty busy yourself, before you met me!","Well... why did you have to their dicks? Why didn't you just sleep with them, like any decent person?!"
"Well... why did you have to their dicks? Why didn't you just sleep with them, like any decent person?!","Because going down it's a big deal! I used to like a guy, we'd make out, and sooner or later I'd go down on him. But I only had with the guys I loved."
"Because going down it's a big deal! I used to like a guy, we'd make out, and sooner or later I'd go down on him. But I only had with the guys I loved.",I feel sick.
I feel sick.,I love you. Don't feel sick.
I love you. Don't feel sick.,Every time I kiss you now I'm going to taste thirty-six other guys.
You're right it's not like that! Because I won't let it be like that! You want your Fine! The is yours!,I don't want Caitlin...
I don't want Caitlin...,"You don't know what you want, but I'm not going to sit here anymore holding your hand until you figure it out! I've encouraged you to get out of this dump and go back to school, to take charge of your life and find direction. I even transferred so maybe you would be more inclined to go back to college if I was with you. Everyone said it was a move, but I didn't care because I loved you and wanted to see you pull yourself out of this senseless funk you've been in since that dumped you, oh so many years ago. And now you want to go back to her so she can you over some more?"
"You don't know what you want, but I'm not going to sit here anymore holding your hand until you figure it out! I've encouraged you to get out of this dump and go back to school, to take charge of your life and find direction. I even transferred so maybe you would be more inclined to go back to college if I was with you. Everyone said it was a move, but I didn't care because I loved you and wanted to see you pull yourself out of this senseless funk you've been in since that dumped you, oh so many years ago. And now you want to go back to her so she can you over some more?",I don't want to go back with her...
I don't want to go back with her...,"Of course not; not now! You're caught, and now you're trying to snake out of doing what you wanted to do. Well, I won't let you. I want you to follow through on this, just so you can find out what a idiot you are. And when she dumps you again- and she will, Dante, I promise you that-when she dumps you again, I want to laugh at you, right in your face, just so you realize that that was what you gave up our relationship for! I'm just glad Randal had the balls to tell me, since you couldn't."
"Of course not; not now! You're caught, and now you're trying to snake out of doing what you wanted to do. Well, I won't let you. I want you to follow through on this, just so you can find out what a idiot you are. And when she dumps you again- and she will, Dante, I promise you that-when she dumps you again, I want to laugh at you, right in your face, just so you realize that that was what you gave up our relationship for! I'm just glad Randal had the balls to tell me, since you couldn't.",Randal...?
Randal...?,And having him tell me... that was just the weakest move ever. You're spineless.
And having him tell me... that was just the weakest move ever. You're spineless.,"Veronica, I love you..."
"Veronica, I love you...",you.
Oh look who it is. The human vacuum.,Scumbag. What are you doing?
Scumbag. What are you doing?,Nothing. Just hanging out with Silent Bob and his cousin.
Nothing. Just hanging out with Silent Bob and his cousin.,He's your cousin?
He's your cousin?,"Check this out, he's from Russia."
"Check this out, he's from Russia.",No way.
No way.,"I swear to Silent Bob, am I lying?"
What did he say?,"I don't know, man. He's a character."
"Did he say ""making","Wait, there's more. Olaf: sing..."
What part of Russia?,"I don't know. What am I, his biographer? Olaf, what part of Russia are you from?"
"Come on, man, ""Berserker!""",Does he sing in English or Russian?
Does he sing in English or Russian?,"English. Come on, ""Berserker!"" Girls think sexy."
To an Asian design major.,"Don't take this the wrong way, but I used to her."
Holy She told you about that! Buddy of mine worked there. Said he watched the whole thing. They used to film people at that hotel; nobody knew about it.,She said one time you set up a tent on the beach and you guys did it in the middle of this big rainstorm.
And... he told you all of this?,Pretty much. All except the latent homosexuality part-that's just my theory.
Pretty much. All except the latent homosexuality part-that's just my theory.,I... I don't know what to say.
I... I don't know what to say.,Don't hold it against him. He just never got Caitlin out of his system. It's not your fault. It's Dante. I don't know thing one about chicks. Do you want to cry or something? I can leave.
Don't hold it against him. He just never got Caitlin out of his system. It's not your fault. It's Dante. I don't know thing one about chicks. Do you want to cry or something? I can leave.,I'm not sad.
I'm not sad.,You're not?
You're not?,"No, I'm more furious. I'm off. I feel like he's been killing time while he tries to grow the balls to tell me how he really feels, and then he can't even do it! He has his friend do it for him!"
"No, I'm more furious. I'm off. I feel like he's been killing time while he tries to grow the balls to tell me how he really feels, and then he can't even do it! He has his friend do it for him!",He didn't ask me to...
He didn't ask me to...,After all that I've done for that And he wants to be with that Fine! He can have his
After all that I've done for that And he wants to be with that Fine! He can have his,"Um, do you think you can give me a lift home tonight?"
"Um, do you think you can give me a lift home tonight?",I'm going to have a word with that
The guy ain't here yet.,You're kidding. It's almost eleven- thirty!
You're kidding. It's almost eleven- thirty!,I know. I've been here since eleven.
I know. I've been here since eleven.,Man! I hate it when I can't rent videos!
Man! I hate it when I can't rent videos!,"I would've went to Big Choice, but the tape I want is right there on the wall."
"I would've went to Big Choice, but the tape I want is right there on the wall.",Which one?
Which one?,Dental School.
Dental School.,You came for that too? That's the movie I came for.
You came for that too? That's the movie I came for.,I have first dibs.
I have first dibs.,Says who?
Says who?,Says me. I've been here for half an hour. I'd call that first dibs.
Says me. I've been here for half an hour. I'd call that first dibs.,"Ain't gonna happen, my friend. I'm getting that tape."
"Ain't gonna happen, my friend. I'm getting that tape.",Like you are!
Like you are!,I'll bet you twenty bucks you don't get to rent that tape.
I'll bet you twenty bucks you don't get to rent that tape.,Twenty bucks?
Twenty bucks?,Twenty bucks.
Twenty bucks.,"All right, you're on."
"Ready to die quiet-like,","Hey, let's get something straight. If I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die, but you're always gonna be the so just shoot, alright."
"Hey, let's get something straight. If I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die, but you're always gonna be the so just shoot, alright.",Who's shooting?
Glad you could drop in.,"Hey, anything for a friend. How's the knee?"
"Hey, anything for a friend. How's the knee?",I think it's out. No big deal. It's that old football injury.
I think it's out. No big deal. It's that old football injury.,"Funny, he told me he twisted it gettin' out of a hot tub."
"Funny, he told me he twisted it gettin' out of a hot tub.","I love you, too."
"I love you, too.","Rescue One -- have located helpless climber, please prepare <u>idiot line</u> for transport, over."
"Rescue One -- have located helpless climber, please prepare <u>idiot line</u> for transport, over.","Wait 'til you get into trouble, just wait."
"Remember, keep your arms and legs within the vehicle at all times--","Hey, you."
What the are you doing here?!,"I was with Jessie, she filled me in."
"I was with Jessie, she filled me in.",Now let me fill you in. You can get your back down an' go back to that hole you been hiding in--
Now let me fill you in. You can get your back down an' go back to that hole you been hiding in--,"When we get this group down, I'm gone."
"When we get this group down, I'm gone.","You're gone now! I don't climb with people I can't trust. Why'd you come up, to prove something?"
"You're gone now! I don't climb with people I can't trust. Why'd you come up, to prove something?","I'm here for the same reason you are, so let's do it."
"I'm here for the same reason you are, so let's do it.","Can't pass up another chance to play hero, can you."
"Can't pass up another chance to play hero, can you.","Look, I know--"
"Look, I know--",You don't know anything. You did it your way and she died.
You don't know anything. You did it your way and she died.,I did what I thought was right.
I did what I thought was right.,Well you were wrong! It was your weight on the line that did it--
Well you were wrong! It was your weight on the line that did it--,There wasn't time for anything else.
There wasn't time for anything else.,"We'll never know, will we?"
"We'll never know, will we?","Look, it was a bad time for everybody."
"Look, it was a bad time for everybody.","What the do you know about bad time. You didn't love her, you didn't have to explain to her family."
"What the do you know about bad time. You didn't love her, you didn't have to explain to her family.",And you weren't looking into her eyes when she fell. Now drop it!
"Oh, my I can't recognize the face, but the butt does look vaguely familiar.",Don't say that. You'll embarrass Frank.
She's a lyin',Get it!
We might be able to go that way.,"Forget it. If that charge goes off before we can reach it, this whole crevice will slam shut on us. This way."
"Look here, the mountain man. You're Walker, right?",Good memory. You must be great with numbers.
Good memory. You must be great with numbers.,"Your mouth's writing a check your can't cash, but if ya wanna buy some life, bring me the money."
"Your mouth's writing a check your can't cash, but if ya wanna buy some life, bring me the money.",I burned it.
I burned it.,What the you mean you burned it?
What the you mean you burned it?,Never could save a thing.
Never could save a thing.,Now you get burned.
Where's the helicopter?,What the hell's going on?
You son of a You said you wouldn't him!,Sue me.
"Murdering,","a few people, they call you a murderer. When you millions, you're called a conqueror. Go figure. Move on Tucker, time is short."
"Tucker, you know where the money is-- I want it.","Qualen, go yourself. The game's over--you lost."
"Qualen, go yourself. The game's over--you lost.","No, the game's not over! It's never over when you're playing against a team that doesn't care if they win or lose-- how do you negotiate with someone like that?!"
"No, the game's not over! It's never over when you're playing against a team that doesn't care if they win or lose-- how do you negotiate with someone like that?!",What are you talking about?
"Calm down...give the gun to me. You're out of control, son.","What the are you waiting for, Don't you see what he's doing! He's hijacking the shipment!"
"Good, Travers. It might catch on, like shooting skeet.","You dumb you waited too long. If he made it back, this place would have been covered with police in a few hours. The way we're moving, it's going to be anyway."
"This is insane. The with the money. You radio in for that chopper, understand!","Hey, you dealt us this hand, we're playing it all the way. Move."
Why the are we wasting time here?!,Insurance against him finding that last case ahead of us.
"What's the code, Travers?","I told you, 50,000 possible keycode combinations, in fifteen second intervals."
"I told you, 50,000 possible keycode combinations, in fifteen second intervals.",Give me the code!
You got what we need?,"No, that Walker is alive."
"No, that Walker is alive.","No names, this is an open line!"
"No names, this is an open line!","I don't give a Qualen! I had to be insane to ever tie up with a low-life, piece of like you. They beat us. A couple of fuckin' hick mountain boys beat the man no law agency ever could."
"I don't give a Qualen! I had to be insane to ever tie up with a low-life, piece of like you. They beat us. A couple of fuckin' hick mountain boys beat the man no law agency ever could.",Get off the radio!
"Hi, hi, hi there, at last we meet.",What the bloody d'you think you're doing?
What the bloody d'you think you're doing?,"Our brief govereet thru the letter hole was not, shall we say, satisfactory, yes?"
"Our brief govereet thru the letter hole was not, shall we say, satisfactory, yes?","Now listen here, you little just you turn around and walk out of here the same way as you came in. Alex eyes a giant white, fibreglass sculpture on the table beside him."
"Now listen here, you little just you turn around and walk out of here the same way as you came in. Alex eyes a giant white, fibreglass sculpture on the table beside him.","Naughty, naughty, naughty, you filthy old soomaka."
"Naughty, naughty, naughty, you filthy old soomaka.",No! No! Don't touch it. That's a very important work of art. What the bloody do you want?
No! No! Don't touch it. That's a very important work of art. What the bloody do you want?,"You see, madam, I am part of an international student's contest to see who can get the most points for selling magazines."
"You see, madam, I am part of an international student's contest to see who can get the most points for selling magazines.","Cut the sonny, and get out of here before you get yourself in some very serious trouble. He rocks the giant phallus which has a special weight swinging inside causing it to swing up and down an eccentric motion."
"The newspapers mentioned that in addition to your being conditioned against acts of and violence, you've inadvertently been conditioned against music.","Well, er, I think that was something that they hadn't planned for, you see, Missus, I'm very fond of music and always have been, especially Beethoven, Ludwig van... Beethoven. B... E... E... He leans over and looks at her writing in notebook."
"Well, er, I think that was something that they hadn't planned for, you see, Missus, I'm very fond of music and always have been, especially Beethoven, Ludwig van... Beethoven. B... E... E... He leans over and looks at her writing in notebook.","It's alright, thank you."
"It's alright, thank you.","And it just so happened that while they were showing me a particularly bad film, of like a concentration camp, the background music was playing Beethoven."
"And it just so happened that while they were showing me a particularly bad film, of like a concentration camp, the background music was playing Beethoven.",So now you have the same reaction to music as you do to and violence?
So now you have the same reaction to music as you do to and violence?,"Oh well, it's... it's not all music you see, Missus. It's just the 9th."
"Oh well, it's... it's not all music you see, Missus. It's just the 9th.",You mean Beethoven's 9th Symphony?
You mean Beethoven's 9th Symphony?,"That's right. Er... I can't listen to the 9th any more at all. When I hear the 9th, I get like this funny feeling."
"That's right. Er... I can't listen to the 9th any more at all. When I hear the 9th, I get like this funny feeling.","When you say this funny feeling, you mean the state of mind brought on by the treatment they gave you?"
"When you say this funny feeling, you mean the state of mind brought on by the treatment they gave you?","That is correct, sir. And then all I can think about is like trying to it."
"That is correct, sir. And then all I can think about is like trying to it.",I beg your pardon?
I beg your pardon?,"it, sir... um... death, I mean, missus... Er... I just want to die peacefully like with no... pain."
"it, sir... um... death, I mean, missus... Er... I just want to die peacefully like with no... pain.",Do you feel that way now?
Do you feel that way now?,"Um... oh no, sir, not exactly, I still feel very miserable, very much down in spirits."
"Um... oh no, sir, not exactly, I still feel very miserable, very much down in spirits.",Do you still feel suicidal?
Do you still feel suicidal?,"Um... well, put it this way... I feel very low in myself. I can't see much in the future, and I feel that any second something terrible is going to happen to me. He pitches forward, face into the plate of spaghetti."
"Um... well, put it this way... I feel very low in myself. I can't see much in the future, and I feel that any second something terrible is going to happen to me. He pitches forward, face into the plate of spaghetti.","Well done, Frank. Julian, get the car, will you please?"
How are you feeling today?,Fine. Fine.
Fine. Fine.,Good. I'm doctor Taylor.
Good. I'm doctor Taylor.,I haven't seen you before.
I haven't seen you before.,I'm your Psychiatrist.
I'm your Psychiatrist.,"Psychiatrist? Huh, do I need one?"
"Psychiatrist? Huh, do I need one?",Just part of hospital routine.
Just part of hospital routine.,What are we going to do? Talk about me life?
What are we going to do? Talk about me life?,No... I'm going to show you some slides and you are going to tell me what you think about them Alright?
No... I'm going to show you some slides and you are going to tell me what you think about them Alright?,Ohhh... jolly good. Perhaps you can explain me something to me first.
Ohhh... jolly good. Perhaps you can explain me something to me first.,Yes?
Yes?,"Well, when I was all like ashamed up and half awake and unconscious like, I kept having this dream like all these doctors were playing around with me gulliver. You know... like the inside of me brain. I seemed to have this dream over and over again. D'you think it means anything?"
"Well, when I was all like ashamed up and half awake and unconscious like, I kept having this dream like all these doctors were playing around with me gulliver. You know... like the inside of me brain. I seemed to have this dream over and over again. D'you think it means anything?",Patients who've sustained the kind of injuries you have often have dreams of this sort. It's all part of the recovery process.
Patients who've sustained the kind of injuries you have often have dreams of this sort. It's all part of the recovery process.,Oh.
Oh.,"Now then, each of these slides needs a reply from one of the people in the picture. You'll tell me what you think the person would say. Alright?"
"Now then, each of these slides needs a reply from one of the people in the picture. You'll tell me what you think the person would say. Alright?","Righty, right. The doctor reads aloud the dialogue printed in the cartoon balloon - a peacock."
"Righty, right. The doctor reads aloud the dialogue printed in the cartoon balloon - a peacock.",Isn't the plumage beautiful?
Isn't the plumage beautiful?,I just say what the other person would say?
I just say what the other person would say?,"Yes. Yes, well don't think about it too long, just say the first thing that pops into your mind."
"Yes. Yes, well don't think about it too long, just say the first thing that pops into your mind.",Right... Knickers... Cabbages... It doesn't have a beak. Alex laughs. Slide of woman speaking to boy.
Right... Knickers... Cabbages... It doesn't have a beak. Alex laughs. Slide of woman speaking to boy.,Good. The boy you always quarrelled with is seriously ill.
Good. The boy you always quarrelled with is seriously ill.,"That's right and I'll smash your face for you, yarblockos. Slide of watch shop."
"That's right and I'll smash your face for you, yarblockos. Slide of watch shop.",Good. It wa your fault... you sold me a crummy watch. I want my money back.
Good. It wa your fault... you sold me a crummy watch. I want my money back.,"Bollocks. You know what you can do with that watch? You can stick it up your Slide of woman in bed, a man at the window."
"Bollocks. You know what you can do with that watch? You can stick it up your Slide of woman in bed, a man at the window.",Good. What do you want?
Good. What do you want?,"Excuse me, missus. No time for the old in-out, I've just come to read the meter. Slide of bird's nest with eggs."
"Excuse me, missus. No time for the old in-out, I've just come to read the meter. Slide of bird's nest with eggs.",Good. You can do whatever you like with these.
Good. You can do whatever you like with these.,Eggiwegs. I would like to smash 'em. Pick up th elot and f... owww... He slams his hand down and cries out with pain.
Eggiwegs. I would like to smash 'em. Pick up th elot and f... owww... He slams his hand down and cries out with pain., 
 ,"Fine. Well, that's all there is to it. Are you alright?"
"Fine. Well, that's all there is to it. Are you alright?",I hope so. Is that the end then?
I hope so. Is that the end then?,Yes.
Yes.,I was quite enjoying that.
I was quite enjoying that.,Good. I'm glad
Good. I'm glad,How many did I get right?
How many did I get right?,It's not that kind of a test. But you seem well on the way to a complete recovery.
It's not that kind of a test. But you seem well on the way to a complete recovery.,And when do I get out of here then?
And when do I get out of here then?,I'm sure it won't be long now.
"One thing I could never stand is to see a filthy, dirty old drunkie, howling away at the filthy songs of his fathers and going blerp, blerp in between as it might be a filthy old orchestra in his stinking rotten guts. I could never stand to see anyone like that, whatever his age might be, but more especially when he was real old like this one was. The boys stop and applaud him.","Can you... can you spare some cutter, me brothers? Alex rams his stick into the Tramp's stomach. The boys laugh."
"Can you... can you spare some cutter, me brothers? Alex rams his stick into the Tramp's stomach. The boys laugh.","Oh-hhh!!! Go on, do me in you cowards. I don't want to live anyway, not in a stinking world like this."
"Oh-hhh!!! Go on, do me in you cowards. I don't want to live anyway, not in a stinking world like this.",Oh - and what's so stinking about it?
Oh - and what's so stinking about it?,It's a stinking world because there's no law and order any more. It's a stinking world because it lets the young get onto the old like you done. It's no world for an old man any more. What sort of a world is it at all? Men on the moon and men spinning around the earth and there's not no attention paid to earthly law and order no more. The starts singing again.
Annie...it's Max.,Max...
Max...,"Max, the cab driver!"
"Max, the cab driver!",Max? Oh... ...it's kind of a strange time to be calling...
Max? Oh... ...it's kind of a strange time to be calling...,"Listen to me! Just listen, okay? There's a man, Vincent, he's coming to you!"
"Listen to me! Just listen, okay? There's a man, Vincent, he's coming to you!",He's...what? Say again? We're in cell
He's...what? Say again? We're in cell,you! He's coming to you!
you! He's coming to you!,"If this is a joke, it's not funny."
"If this is a joke, it's not funny.","Dmitri hired him! He's already killed all your witnesses, now he's coming after you! He was stalking you when I dropped you off. I don't know what happened, but he diverted and got into my cab, instead."
A deer?,Comin' over Coldwater. deer jumps out in front of me. You believe that?
Comin' over Coldwater. deer jumps out in front of me. You believe that?,You still carrying passengers?
You still carrying passengers?,I was heading back to my garage. It's on the way.
I was heading back to my garage. It's on the way.,"This vehicle's not safe to drive. We're gonna have to impound it. Get you towed. Step away from the vehicle and pop the trunk. I'm sorry, sir, you'll have to find another cab."
"it, you telling me this motherfucker's whacked three of our witnesses tonight...",...Petrov and Cicerno for sure...
Lemme tell you something. Vincent and a few other guys like him are ghosts. Nobody even know what he looked like until now...,I don't know...
You're kidding me.,"I'll you up, you don't hand it over."
"I'll you up, you don't hand it over.",<u>My hands are taped to the </u> <u>steering wheel!</u>
He's not paying you one cent!,Who the is this?
"Vincent <u>Farrell</u>, Assistant U.S. Attorney. A passenger in this taxicab, and I'm reporting you to the DMV...","Let's not get excited, sir."
"Let's not get excited, sir.","How am I supposed to not get excited, listening to you trying to extort your employee, you sarcastic"
"How am I supposed to not get excited, listening to you trying to extort your employee, you sarcastic",I was just tryin' to...to...
I was just tryin' to...to...,Tell it to Max. Tell him he's an
Yeah? So?,"<u>So?</u> Aside from I hate talking to cops, they tell me you crashed the out of it."
"<u>So?</u> Aside from I hate talking to cops, they tell me you crashed the out of it.",It got crashed! I didn't...
It got crashed! I didn't...,"I give a whose fault it was, you're payin'!"
...why is everything always about you...,"...everything is not about me, don't make me the villain here. That was out of line, and you well know it..."
"...everything is not about me, don't make me the villain here. That was out of line, and you well know it...","...I'm sorry, I don't see it that way..."
"...I'm sorry, I don't see it that way...","...oh, He was intruding on my space, he was demeaning me personally, he was patronizing..."
"...oh, He was intruding on my space, he was demeaning me personally, he was patronizing...","...what do you want me to do, punch him out? I have to work with him..."
"...what do you want me to do, punch him out? I have to work with him...","...well, last I checked, you were <u>sleeping</u> with me, so unless you wanna start the guy soon, I'd suggest an attitude shift..."
First time in New York?,"Third, but I still can't tell uptown from downtown. Tell the truth, whenever I'm here, I can't wait to leave. Place gets to me. Too loud, too fast...too much. You like it here?"
"Third, but I still can't tell uptown from downtown. Tell the truth, whenever I'm here, I can't wait to leave. Place gets to me. Too loud, too fast...too much. You like it here?",It's home.
It's home.,"You share it with over three million people every day. You know that's the population of New Zealand? What's Manhattan, thirteen miles long? That's a lot of misery crammed into thirteen miles. Read about this one guy. Gets on the subway and dies. Six hours he's riding around before anybody notices. Think about that. Here's this corpse doing laps around Manhattan courtesy of the New York transit system, people getting on and off, sitting next to him, and still nobody catches on. Three million. That's too many people."
"You share it with over three million people every day. You know that's the population of New Zealand? What's Manhattan, thirteen miles long? That's a lot of misery crammed into thirteen miles. Read about this one guy. Gets on the subway and dies. Six hours he's riding around before anybody notices. Think about that. Here's this corpse doing laps around Manhattan courtesy of the New York transit system, people getting on and off, sitting next to him, and still nobody catches on. Three million. That's too many people.",I see your point.
I think he's dead.,No Since he has two double- tapped through the sternum and fell six floors onto his head...
"Uh, look...why don't you just take the car...","...and you promise you'll never tell anybody about this, right? Get in the car."
You listening to me?,"Yes! I'm trying, I swear!"
"Yes! I'm trying, I swear!",Try harder. I'm gonna count to three. One...
Try harder. I'm gonna count to three. One...,Two...
Two...,"It's not me, it's the engine! A guy fell on it from six floors up!"
"Oh. Oh, no. You're kidding. We...",I told you we had other stops to make tonight.
I told you we had other stops to make tonight.,You said you were visiting friends!
You said you were visiting friends!,"They're <u>somebody's</u> friends... You drive a cab. I people. We both do our jobs right, you might survive the night and come out four hundred bucks ahead."
"They're <u>somebody's</u> friends... You drive a cab. I people. We both do our jobs right, you might survive the night and come out four hundred bucks ahead.","Listen. I'm not trying to you off, see? Okay? I can't drive you around so you can folks."
"Listen. I'm not trying to you off, see? Okay? I can't drive you around so you can folks.",Tonight it is.
Tonight it is.,You don't understand. I mean it. Really. I'm not up for this...
"Chopin prelude. Stodgy, but nice. Here's the deal. I didn't want you involved in this. Still breathing? But now that you are, we have to make the best of it, Max. Improvise. Life is that way. Adapt to your environment. Survive. Darwin. ""Shit happens."" The I Ching. Whatever. Roll with it.",I Ching? You threw a man out a window!
I Ching? You threw a man out a window!,"I didn't throw him, he fell."
"I didn't throw him, he fell.",What'd he do to you?
What'd he do to you?,Nothing. I only met him the one time.
Nothing. I only met him the one time.,How can you him like that?
How can you him like that?,"I should only people after I get to know 'em? Six billion people on the planet, you're getting bent out of shape 'cause of one guy?"
"I should only people after I get to know 'em? Six billion people on the planet, you're getting bent out of shape 'cause of one guy?",Who was he?
Who was he?,What do you care? Ever hear of Rwanda?
What do you care? Ever hear of Rwanda?,Rwanda-Burundi. Central Africa.
Rwanda-Burundi. Central Africa.,"Tens of thousands killed before sundown. Nobody's killed that fast since Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Did you bat an eye, Max? Join Amnesty International? No. I off one Angeleno, you throw a hissy fit..."
Don't take that. Tell him to shut the up.,I can't do that. He's the Man. He'll fire my
I can't do that. He's the Man. He'll fire my,So what?
So what?,I need the job.
I need the job.,No you don't.
Lenny? You're an,Tell him next time he pulls any you're gonna kick his
Tell him next time he pulls any you're gonna kick his,Next time you pull any I'm gonna kick your
"...see now, this has got a little post- war flavor, a little Miles thing happening. Awesome. What do you think?",I never learned jazz.
I never learned jazz.,"are you always this prosaic? You don't learn jazz, it's not something you're <u>taught.</u> It's like breathing, like life. Like us, tonight, taking what comes and going with the flow."
"are you always this prosaic? You don't learn jazz, it's not something you're <u>taught.</u> It's like breathing, like life. Like us, tonight, taking what comes and going with the flow.",That what we're doing? Flowing?
That what we're doing? Flowing?,"right. Instinct, man. If you think too much, it doesn't work. Just listen..."
"right. Instinct, man. If you think too much, it doesn't work. Just listen...",I'm not catching a melody.
I'm not catching a melody.,"That's the point. You play <u>between</u> the notes, you dance <u>around</u> the structure, you improvise. Some people know where they're going to be ten years from now. Same job, same neighbors, same over and over. That's not living. That's dying a little every day. Not me, pal. It's not knowing what's around the corner that makes like worth living. That's jazz. That guy up there, he knows what I'm talking about. it's the same thing <u>he's</u> talking about, if you just open your ears. You can hear it in the conversation he's having with that trumpet..."
What the was <u>that?</u>,Jazz.
Our friends in Little Russia. Go in and ask for a man named Dmitri.,Dmitri?
Dmitri?,The man who hired me for this contract.
The man who hired me for this contract.,I don't get it.
I don't get it.,"You're gonna be me. You're gonna go in, and you're gonna get the info on the remaining two hits."
"You're gonna be me. You're gonna go in, and you're gonna get the info on the remaining two hits.",Why me? Why don't <u>you</u> do it?
Why me? Why don't <u>you</u> do it?,"No client has ever seen my face, and I intend to keep it that way. Besides, if he decides to put a bullet in my head, I don't wanna be there for it."
"No client has ever seen my face, and I intend to keep it that way. Besides, if he decides to put a bullet in my head, I don't wanna be there for it.",He's gonna <u>shoot</u> me?
He's gonna <u>shoot</u> me?,When he finds out you tossed his list? I would.
When he finds out you tossed his list? I would.,No. No way. I can't do this.
No. No way. I can't do this.,Max. You threw my briefcase in the river. You've got balls bigger than Toledo.
Max. You threw my briefcase in the river. You've got balls bigger than Toledo.,I...I wasn't thinking. I just did it.
I...I wasn't thinking. I just did it.,"That's jazz, my friend. You said it yourself. So don't tell me you don't know how to play between the notes."
"Good. Blood, and death get to you? Try deep breathing. Or remember we all die anyway...",You had to Heller?!
You had to Heller?!,Who's Heller?
Who's Heller?,"That cop! Why'd you have to do that? You couldn't wound him? The guy had a family, maybe, parents, kids who gotta grow up without a dad, he was probably a good guy; and he believed me..."
"That cop! Why'd you have to do that? You couldn't wound him? The guy had a family, maybe, parents, kids who gotta grow up without a dad, he was probably a good guy; and he believed me...",I shoulda saved him 'cause he <u>believed</u> you?
I shoulda saved him 'cause he <u>believed</u> you?,"No, not just that."
"No, not just that.","Yeah, that."
"Yeah, that.","Yeah, so, what's wrong with that?"
"Yeah, so, what's wrong with that?",It's what I do for a living.
It's what I do for a living.,Some living.
Some living.,Head towards Union Station.
Head towards Union Station.,What's at Union Station?
What's at Union Station?,How are you at math? I was hired for five hits. I did four.
How are you at math? I was hired for five hits. I did four.,One more.
One more.,There you go...!
There you go...!,Whyn't you me and find another cab.
Whyn't you me and find another cab.,You're too good. We're in this together. Fates intertwined. Cosmic coincidence and all that
You're too good. We're in this together. Fates intertwined. Cosmic coincidence and all that,You're full of
You're full of,"<u>I'm</u> full of You're a monument of You even bullshitted yourself all I am, is taking out the garbage. Bad guys killing bad guys..."
"<u>I'm</u> full of You're a monument of You even bullshitted yourself all I am, is taking out the garbage. Bad guys killing bad guys...",That's what you said...
That's what you said...,And you believe me...?
And you believe me...?,What'd they do?
What'd they do?,"How do I know? But, they all got that ""witnesses for the prosecution"" look to me. Probably some major federal indictment against somebody who majorly does not want to get indicted... I dunno."
"How do I know? But, they all got that ""witnesses for the prosecution"" look to me. Probably some major federal indictment against somebody who majorly does not want to get indicted... I dunno.",That's the reason?
That's the reason?,"That's the ""why."" That's the why? There is no reason. No good reason; no bad reason. To live or to die."
"That's the ""why."" That's the why? There is no reason. No good reason; no bad reason. To live or to die.",Then what are you?
Then what are you?,...indifferent.
"Get with it. Get over it. ...millions of galaxies of hundreds of millions of stars and a speck on one in a blink...that's us. Lost in space. The universe doesn't care. The cop, you, me? Who notices?",What happened to you?
What happened to you?,As in...?
As in...?,"Man, if someone had a gun to your head and said: ""You gotta tell me what's goin' on with that person over there or I'll you""...they'd have to you... 'Cause you don't have a clue for...or about...anyone... To be like that, I don't think you, you have any of that for your own life... Do you believe you're entitled or at least expect to draw breath in the a.m.? Open your eyes in the morning? I don't think you do...I don't think so... I think you are way <u>low</u>...like in your estimation. In your estimation of yourself. So how'd you get that way...?"
"Man, if someone had a gun to your head and said: ""You gotta tell me what's goin' on with that person over there or I'll you""...they'd have to you... 'Cause you don't have a clue for...or about...anyone... To be like that, I don't think you, you have any of that for your own life... Do you believe you're entitled or at least expect to draw breath in the a.m.? Open your eyes in the morning? I don't think you do...I don't think so... I think you are way <u>low</u>...like in your estimation. In your estimation of yourself. So how'd you get that way...?","...all the cabbies in LA, I pull Max, the man with X-ray vision..."
"...all the cabbies in LA, I pull Max, the man with X-ray vision...",Answer the question.
Answer the question.,Look in the mirror. paper towels...a bottle of 409...saving up for goin' to the Comoros. How much you got saved?
Look in the mirror. paper towels...a bottle of 409...saving up for goin' to the Comoros. How much you got saved?,None of your business.
None of your business.,"...pie in the sky? ""Someday my dream'll come..."" But one night you'll wake up and realize suddenly you're old. It hasn't happened. It never will. Life just flipped on you. Tomorrow became yesterday. Then you'll yourself it was never gonna happen, anyway, and push it back in memory...and anesthetize yourself in a Barcalounger with daytime TV for the rest of your life... Don't talk to me about You're <u>do-in</u>' yourself...in this yellow prison with steel-belted radials. Clocking in and out everyday..."
That's love.,"Love? Love's just a pretty way of saying, 'I want to sleep with you'. Love is"
"Love? Love's just a pretty way of saying, 'I want to sleep with you'. Love is","I live on tips, so don't be offended, but you're a liar. I saw you kiss. Admit it, this is the street where love lives."
I never told her.,Why the not?
Why the not?,"I, uh, I have some problems."
Flip. You're the closest thing I got to a friend around here. Tell me something. You think I'm crazy?,Shut the up.
I bit the bastard's nose off.,You bit someone's nose off?
You bit someone's nose off?,Yes! Don't let's get into this thing where I have to repeat myself!
We've lost contact.,Pull the plug. Get her out of there.
Pull the plug. Get her out of there.,There's no plug to pull.
There's no plug to pull.,What?
What?,"There is no abort procedure -- we don't know how we turned the thing on, let alone how to turn it off."
"... Two years is still a of a long time -- and as far as we can tell there aren't any provisions in the machine design for storing food, water, even air...",... I can't believe they wouldn't take something as basic as our biological needs into account...
"Ellie... we both know that if I was any kind of a man, I never would've entered this race. That I would have told the President straight out: Helen, Eleanor Arroway is naive and strident and an enormous pain in the but she's got more courage and intelligence than the rest of us put together. That more then anyone else on the planet, she's earned this. And that she should be the one to go because she's the best we have. But that's not who I am. I like to think it's who I might've been if things had gone a different way; that I might have been worthy, really worthy of what I've been given... You do what you have to do. And in the end, as with everything, it comes down to power. And it isn't fair...","What would you have me say, David?"
"What would you have me say, David?",Nothing. I guess I just wanted to thank you.
Nothing. I guess I just wanted to thank you.,Thank you?
Thank you?,"For giving me a chance, just for a moment, to feel what it must be like to be you."
What?,We've repeated. A few minutes ago the message cycled back to page one.
We've repeated. A few minutes ago the message cycled back to page one.,And?
And?,No primer.
No primer.,How can that be?
How can that be?,"I don't know. Maybe there is a fourth layer in there somewhere, but if there is, I sure as can't find it."
... Drumlin said you're been down at Arecibo for the last year.,It's beautiful but it does get a little lonely. Sometimes I think the reason we build these things in such godforsaken places isn't to avoid excess radio traffic but because we're all such pathetic antisocial misfits... Speaking of which: How're you getting on with the old man?
It's beautiful but it does get a little lonely. Sometimes I think the reason we build these things in such godforsaken places isn't to avoid excess radio traffic but because we're all such pathetic antisocial misfits... Speaking of which: How're you getting on with the old man?,He's an incredible but I never learned so much in my life.
He's an incredible but I never learned so much in my life.,That's what they all say.
So. Is this kosher fraternizing with the enemy like this?,Some of my best friends are scientists.
Some of my best friends are scientists.,I was referring to the selectees mingling with the selectors.
I was referring to the selectees mingling with the selectors.,Some of my best friends are scientists. They're saying the machine is alive.
Some of my best friends are scientists. They're saying the machine is alive.,"Not exactly. It has organic qualities, but we don't really understand how they're integrated with the mechanical systems."
"Not exactly. It has organic qualities, but we don't really understand how they're integrated with the mechanical systems.",Maybe you're creating a monster.
Maybe you're creating a monster.,I don't think so.
I don't think so.,Why?
Why?,It's too... elegant. The degree of economy is extraordinary; it's really the next logical step... Even on Earth technology has always aspired to a condition of nature. D.N.A. outclasses any computer we can come up with; the human body is the most exquisitely designed machine imaginable.
It's too... elegant. The degree of economy is extraordinary; it's really the next logical step... Even on Earth technology has always aspired to a condition of nature. D.N.A. outclasses any computer we can come up with; the human body is the most exquisitely designed machine imaginable.,"In other words, is one of an engineer."
"In other words, is one of an engineer.",In other words.
"... as have all attempts at internal analysis. We've tried sonargrams, magnetic resonance, gamma rays; it's completely impenetrable.",Recommendations?
Recommendations?,I don't know. Maybe we built the thing wrong. Maybe it was all a hoax... The safest thing would probably be to do a Chernobyl; encase it in concrete.
I don't know. Maybe we built the thing wrong. Maybe it was all a hoax... The safest thing would probably be to do a Chernobyl; encase it in concrete.,Have your department make a full report.
"Well, Arletta, I got to stand down here.",I allus hoped to see you well fixed and have me a crop of grandkids to kiss and fuss around with.
I allus hoped to see you well fixed and have me a crop of grandkids to kiss and fuss around with.,"Like to oblige you, Arletta, but right off I don't know where to put my hands on 'em."
"Like to oblige you, Arletta, but right off I don't know where to put my hands on 'em.","Sometimes I wisht people was like dogs, Luke. Comes a time, a day like, when the just don't recognize her pups no more, so she don't have no hopes nor love to bring her pain. She just don't give a They let you smoke?"
"Sometimes I wisht people was like dogs, Luke. Comes a time, a day like, when the just don't recognize her pups no more, so she don't have no hopes nor love to bring her pain. She just don't give a They let you smoke?","Smokin' it up here, Boss."
"You never wanted to live forever anyways, did you? It wasn't such a of a life.","Oh, I had me some high old times. Yore old man, Luke, wasn't much for stickin' around, but it he made me laugh."
"Oh, I had me some high old times. Yore old man, Luke, wasn't much for stickin' around, but it he made me laugh.","Yeah, would of been nice to of knowed him, the way you talk about him."
"You think life is some kind of ocean voyage and you start out with buntin' and hollerin' and high hopes, but the ship goes down before you ever reach the other side. Luke?","Here, Mom."
"Here, Mom.",What went wrong?
What went wrong?,Nothin'. Ever'thing's cool's can be.
Nothin'. Ever'thing's cool's can be.,No.
No.,"Tried to live always just as free and aboveboard as you been, and well, they ain't that much elbow room."
"Here, Captain.",Maliciously destroyin' municipal property while under the influence. What was that?
Maliciously destroyin' municipal property while under the influence. What was that?,"Cuttin' the heads off parkin' meters, Captain."
"Cuttin' the heads off parkin' meters, Captain.","Well, we ain't never had one of them. Where'd you think that was gonna get you?"
"Well, we ain't never had one of them. Where'd you think that was gonna get you?","I guess you could say I wasn't thinkin', Captain."
"I guess you could say I wasn't thinkin', Captain.","Says here you done real good in the war: Silver Star, Bronze Star, couple Purple Hearts. Sergeant! Little time in stockades. Come out the same way you went in: Buck Private."
"Says here you done real good in the war: Silver Star, Bronze Star, couple Purple Hearts. Sergeant! Little time in stockades. Come out the same way you went in: Buck Private.","That's right, Captain. Just passin' the time."
"That's right, Captain. Just passin' the time.","Well, you got yourself some time now. Two years. that ain't much, we got coupla men here doin' twenty spots. We got one who's got all of it. We got all kinds and you gonna fit in real good. Course in case you git rabbit in your blood and decide to take off fer home, you git a bonus a some time and couple leg chains to keep you slowed down a little -- fer your own good. You'll learn the rules. It's all up to you. I can be a good guy or I can be one mean it's up to you."
Not a liar. You just have a common -- and likable -- tendency toward exaggeration.,"He's the champeen hog-gut of this camp. I seen him eat ten choc'lat bars and seven cold drinks in fifteen minutes. He kin eat busted bottles and rusty nails, any thing. If you'd so kindly oblige as to let me cut off your yankee head, he'd even eat that."
Oh Lord!,That fool. That fool.
That fool. That fool.,Oh mah baby Luke.
"Excuse me, but would you mind explaining why you're watching the lady upstairs?",None of your business.
"Oh, I must have looked horrible.","No, dear. You're at your best with a bag in front of your face."
"No, dear. You're at your best with a bag in front of your face.",I want to die.
I want to die.,I wouldn't. He'll be back. If you want him. The cute brutal type with handcuffs. Very sexy.
What? What'd I do?,Reminded me that I used to be attractive. That men used to want me...
Reminded me that I used to be attractive. That men used to want me...,You No sexy young cop for you unless you shampoo your hair.
You,But </u>alive</u>!
Who are you?,Inspector Halloran. Homicide. You were supposed to contact a Peter Kurten?
Inspector Halloran. Homicide. You were supposed to contact a Peter Kurten?,I was? How you spell that?
I was? How you spell that?,Cut the You got a sheet the length of my arm...
Cut the You got a sheet the length of my arm...,I never hurt nobody...
I never hurt nobody...,"Shut up -- I'm talking. You got felony breaking and entering, burglary, felonious..."
"Shut up -- I'm talking. You got felony breaking and entering, burglary, felonious...",I never carried a gun!
"Then you get your outta here, I don't wanta see you again...","I brought a present for the lady, there. I'm looking for her, to give her the present..."
"I brought a present for the lady, there. I'm looking for her, to give her the present...",You break into her apartment to deliver a gift? Where is it?
You break into her apartment to deliver a gift? Where is it?,"The door was open, swear to I'm just looking for her when you come charging up the stairs..."
"The door was open, swear to I'm just looking for her when you come charging up the stairs...",Where is it?
Where is it?,I'm trying to tell you. It's on the lady's pillow...
"I'll look for it, Daryll Lee.",Bet you never figured I'd follow in your footsteps. It's real well- written. You should read it -- you're in it.
Bet you never figured I'd follow in your footsteps. It's real well- written. You should read it -- you're in it.,"I will. I'll call you, Daryll, and talk to you about it after I've read it. Right now I have a question... Peter Kurten."
"I will. I'll call you, Daryll, and talk to you about it after I've read it. Right now I have a question... Peter Kurten.",Kurten! Is he bothering you? I told that son I'd send him what he wanted if he leave you alone.
Kurten! Is he bothering you? I told that son I'd send him what he wanted if he leave you alone.,Ah ha. What did he want?
Ah ha. What did he want?,Something personal. Is he bothering you?
Something personal. Is he bothering you?,I don't know. I'd like to know where he is.
I don't know. I'd like to know where he is.,"Listen, you want my advice? Steer clear. He's writing me he's gonna finish 'my unfinished symphony.' He's gonna give me $550 for some of my he says he's in a position to see that I will be immortal if he has some of my I'm offended. Right away I smell <u>freak</u>. Writin' about him and me and <u>you</u> bein' joined and he's gonna finish my <u>symphony</u>? I didn't care for his drift. I sent some liquid soap in a sandwich baggie with a message from Jesus to mend his ways. You hear I found Jesus? And what's funny is, now I don't mind bein' inside. If I was out, even Born Again, I'd probably get restless again. It's maybe better I stay here, what do you think?"
"Listen, you want my advice? Steer clear. He's writing me he's gonna finish 'my unfinished symphony.' He's gonna give me $550 for some of my he says he's in a position to see that I will be immortal if he has some of my I'm offended. Right away I smell <u>freak</u>. Writin' about him and me and <u>you</u> bein' joined and he's gonna finish my <u>symphony</u>? I didn't care for his drift. I sent some liquid soap in a sandwich baggie with a message from Jesus to mend his ways. You hear I found Jesus? And what's funny is, now I don't mind bein' inside. If I was out, even Born Again, I'd probably get restless again. It's maybe better I stay here, what do you think?","I think whatever is best for you, Daryll. And maybe you're right, that's the place."
"I think whatever is best for you, Daryll. And maybe you're right, that's the place.",You come and visit.
You come and visit.,Where did you send the message to Peter Kurten?
Where did you send the message to Peter Kurten?,"I gave that to Conrad, too! That guy! I told Conrad deliver to Kurten and keep the 500 bucks in return for getting my book to you."
How was Conrad supposed to find Kurten?,"Conrad has the phone number. Conrad, where is he?"
"Conrad has the phone number. Conrad, where is he?",In jail.
In jail.,"That Klutz. They send him back here, I'll kick his good."
"For God's sake Peter, leave her out of it. You don't want her, you want me.","I need her; she's a cop. I have to a cop, and then..."
"I need her; she's a cop. I have to a cop, and then...",You've been perfect. Don't spoil the symmetry -- you have to have a male cop.
You've been perfect. Don't spoil the symmetry -- you have to have a male cop.,"I don't care -- she's a cop. That's the important thing. Cop-ness, not It won't be perfect, but it'll be good."
"That's amazing. A whole new book, thought up in a minute. Very good. All I know how t do is get up, take a shower, and go to work. Hope, if he does another I'll nail the son of and they'll spell my name right in the newspaper. Where is Andy going?",He's going home. He slept over because I was a little anxious...
He's going home. He slept over because I was a little anxious...,I want a guard on you. I'm worried about leaving you alone.
Who turned off the Internet computer...,I turned it off. It's like an open window he can climb right in...
I turned it off. It's like an open window he can climb right in...,"He comes in the window, we maybe grab him. Where's the on-switch?"
"He comes in the window, we maybe grab him. Where's the on-switch?",Have you got a warrant? Get the out o here! This is the <u>only space I have left in the</u> <u>world</u>! Why can't you leave me out of it?
Have you got a warrant? Get the out o here! This is the <u>only space I have left in the</u> <u>world</u>! Why can't you leave me out of it?,"Helen -- the killer directly contacted you. His interest in you is <u>intense</u>. I'm worried about you. I don't want to lose you. I know this stirs up every monster under the bed, but this is the only direct contact we have with him. The only chance we have to trap him. So, you can turn Internet back on, or I do, and we put somebody here on a 24 hour shift and you can kick, scream and hyperventilate."
"Helen -- the killer directly contacted you. His interest in you is <u>intense</u>. I'm worried about you. I don't want to lose you. I know this stirs up every monster under the bed, but this is the only direct contact we have with him. The only chance we have to trap him. So, you can turn Internet back on, or I do, and we put somebody here on a 24 hour shift and you can kick, scream and hyperventilate.",That little Winona Ryder manner... you're more convincing as Clint Eastwood.
That little Winona Ryder manner... you're more convincing as Clint Eastwood.,"Clint is putting a guard on you. But if you swear to leave the computer on, Winona will assign him to the hall outside."
They put Merry <u>Saks</u> on it?!,He said to send you his regards and to tell you that the Bureau holds you in the highest esteem.
He said to send you his regards and to tell you that the Bureau holds you in the highest esteem.,"What I can't believe is that in an earlier life I slept with him! Christ! Any that loved his people would give women a rewind on their life and an erase button. Just give me a minute here. The letter is addressed to me... You don't feel fear, do you? You're young. You feel like you'll live forever. How wonderful."
"What I can't believe is that in an earlier life I slept with him! Christ! Any that loved his people would give women a rewind on their life and an erase button. Just give me a minute here. The letter is addressed to me... You don't feel fear, do you? You're young. You feel like you'll live forever. How wonderful.","I put my on the line, giving you that."
"I put my on the line, giving you that.",They weren't going to show it to me?! The arrogance! It's my <u>life</u>!
They weren't going to show it to me?! The arrogance! It's my <u>life</u>!,"It's also the major piece of evidence, and it makes you a key part of his plan. You can't run away from it anymore. Look at the order he's doing them... He did three as the Boston Strangler just to tell us a copycat serial killer was at work. Then he did one like the Hillside Strang- ler. And then one as Son of Sam. To lead us on -- to where and what end? And he's doing more than that -- he's imitating each killer's method as closely as he can -- in details. Injecting Windex. Using .44. Playing Abba."
"It's also the major piece of evidence, and it makes you a key part of his plan. You can't run away from it anymore. Look at the order he's doing them... He did three as the Boston Strangler just to tell us a copycat serial killer was at work. Then he did one like the Hillside Strang- ler. And then one as Son of Sam. To lead us on -- to where and what end? And he's doing more than that -- he's imitating each killer's method as closely as he can -- in details. Injecting Windex. Using .44. Playing Abba.",It's not chronological: Son of Sam was before Hillside.
Let's speed up the game plan... call all the living serials to ask if they've had contact with a Peter Kurten. We could use some help on the phones...,"They're not talking to me. Saks looks right through me. I ask him for some bodies, for the phones -- he's so encouraging: ""you make that <u>your</u> little job."" Condescending Helen, on your lists to call is San Quentin. Daryll Lee Cullum?"
"They're not talking to me. Saks looks right through me. I ask him for some bodies, for the phones -- he's so encouraging: ""you make that <u>your</u> little job."" Condescending Helen, on your lists to call is San Quentin. Daryll Lee Cullum?","You do that one, I don't want it..."
How many do you need to sleep. Really sheep?,W-We had a fight. I called him... called him a name...
W-We had a fight. I called him... called him a name...,"Christ, Helen. The first time, we're ahead of the son of a I can't leave you like this -- and there's no time. Knock yourself out."
"Helen. I saw him die. I saw him burning on the basement stairs, he never reached the top.",They never themselves. How do you know it was him. You never met him. You never even saw a photograph...
They never themselves. How do you know it was him. You never met him. You never even saw a photograph...,Helen -- let go. You've got to let go.
Helen -- let go. You've got to let go.,"He hasn't done Bundy. He's done every one of the others, hasn't he? If there are three dead Chi Omega college girls tomorrow, how will you feel? Go there. See if there could be any way for him to escape."
"He hasn't done Bundy. He's done every one of the others, hasn't he? If there are three dead Chi Omega college girls tomorrow, how will you feel? Go there. See if there could be any way for him to escape.",This has been the worst 48 hours of my life. I'm going home. I'm going to try to get
This has been the worst 48 hours of my life. I'm going home. I'm going to try to get,"If there's a one percent possibil- ity, can you live with yourself when he kills again?"
"If there's a one percent possibil- ity, can you live with yourself when he kills again?","Oh, shut up, and don't be so self righteous."
What am I wasting my time with this for?,"Because it's your job, that's all."
"Because it's your job, that's all.",Not what I meant; why <u>me</u>?
Not what I meant; why <u>me</u>?,"Maybe it's something you did in this life, Nikko..."
Working late. You're a fool.,"Oh, I know."
"Well, you outranked <u>me</u>, Nikko.",Yeah. And you used that. Used <u>me</u>
Yeah. And you used that. Used <u>me</u>,Don't put yourself down like that. I <u>never</u> used you. I worked my way up like a marine grunt!
Don't put yourself down like that. I <u>never</u> used you. I worked my way up like a marine grunt!,"Yeah, you did that too. You earned what you got; don't on it, that's all I'm saying."
"Yeah, you did that too. You earned what you got; don't on it, that's all I'm saying.",you're cute when you're mad.
Snotty neurotic,Classy madonna.
Classy madonna.,"Sure. She likes <u>you</u>, Rube. She likes the way you move. She sure as isn't in love with me."
"Sure. She likes <u>you</u>, Rube. She likes the way you move. She sure as isn't in love with me.",You came in there with this attitude...
You came in there with this attitude...,Order Chinese for us and meet me the library? Anything but beef.
You said you don't give a and that's the beauty of a breakdown? This doesn't look like not giving a you know that?,Let's get out of here...
"Ruben, my I ought to put you on report.","You're right. I can't stand that Sorry. This is something new. Not the same guy, that's for sure."
"You're right. I can't stand that Sorry. This is something new. Not the same guy, that's for sure.","Yeah, everything's different."
I tagged the stocking. It ain't lost. We're sequestering that evidence. That's the trap some son of a is going to fall into...,Am I in charge of this thing? Or not.
Am I in charge of this thing? Or not.,I said you were...
So what have we got?,"It's not the same guy. It should be a self-solver. No bow around the neck, left and body outdoors, completely different. The others were housewives, secretaries, he talked his way inside, killed them in their own living room or bed- or bathroom. This one didn't have a husband or a boyfriend, no family, temp waitress, 3 arrests for misdemeanor dope offenses, DUI, asphyxiation probably from a plastic bag over her head. Sexually assaulted. The others weren't molested that way. We're waiting for the tests..."
"It's not the same guy. It should be a self-solver. No bow around the neck, left and body outdoors, completely different. The others were housewives, secretaries, he talked his way inside, killed them in their own living room or bed- or bathroom. This one didn't have a husband or a boyfriend, no family, temp waitress, 3 arrests for misdemeanor dope offenses, DUI, asphyxiation probably from a plastic bag over her head. Sexually assaulted. The others weren't molested that way. We're waiting for the tests...",Christ. How old are you? You sure you want to be in this line of work?
Christ. How old are you? You sure you want to be in this line of work?,You're right I do.
You're right I do.,"Okay, now what about your sidekick punching my favorite detective? What the is going on? You got no discipline in your operation."
"Okay, now what about your sidekick punching my favorite detective? What the is going on? You got no discipline in your operation.",I'm sorry it had to come to your attention. I am dealing with it.
He's not treating her right...,"She left you, Nikko. She's not your responsibility. She takes very good care of herself. If she wants to romance the kid, it ain't your business. Your business is to snap out of it."
"She left you, Nikko. She's not your responsibility. She takes very good care of herself. If she wants to romance the kid, it ain't your business. Your business is to snap out of it.","We were together six years, sir!"
"We were together six years, sir!","Don't give me six years! You never divorced Patty, did you? So what'd you expect from M.J.?"
"Don't give me six years! You never divorced Patty, did you? So what'd you expect from M.J.?",She knows I'm Catholic! She never mentioned divorce! Not once!
She knows I'm Catholic! She never mentioned divorce! Not once!,"Then you shoulda known she wasn't buying. She was just long-term leasing' you. Ah, Nickie. Except for that rare twenty-second twitch, there ain't nothin' about I don't hate. But of course, I'm Irish. Plus I got <u>real</u> problems. I'm worried I might have to put you in over M.J. There's something going on here, the Commissioner is targeting her now, I can't leave a woman in that position. But the thing is, how can I move <u>you</u> in, if you go on acting like a teenage"
"Then you shoulda known she wasn't buying. She was just long-term leasing' you. Ah, Nickie. Except for that rare twenty-second twitch, there ain't nothin' about I don't hate. But of course, I'm Irish. Plus I got <u>real</u> problems. I'm worried I might have to put you in over M.J. There's something going on here, the Commissioner is targeting her now, I can't leave a woman in that position. But the thing is, how can I move <u>you</u> in, if you go on acting like a teenage",I don't want the job. Don't do that to her. She's worked too damned hard for it.
I don't want the job. Don't do that to her. She's worked too damned hard for it.,What's going down with the sting in Chinatown? That gonna be off your plate in a week or what?
He must have tucked a lot of women in that huge car of his. It's like a bed on wheels. It must smell of,It does.
It does.,Do you find him attractive?
Do you find him attractive?,He's very pale. Covered with scars.
He's very pale. Covered with scars.,"Would you like to tuck him, though? In that car?"
"Would you like to tuck him, though? In that car?",No. But when he's in that car...
No. But when he's in that car...,Have you seen his
Have you seen his,I think it's badly scarred too. From a motorcycle accident.
I think it's badly scarred too. From a motorcycle accident.,"Is he circumcised? Can you imagine what his is like? Describe it to me. Would you like to sodomize him? Would you like to put your right into his it up his Tell me, describe it to me. Tell me what you would do. How would you kiss him in that car? Describe how you'd reach over and unzip his greasy jeans, then take out his Would you kiss it or it right away? Which hand would you hold it in? Have you ever a Do you know what tastes like? Have you ever tasted Some is saltier than others. Vaughan's must be very salty..."
Please finish your story.,"The junior pathologist at Ashford Hospital. Then the husband of a colleague of mine, then a trainee radiologist, then the service manager at my garage."
"The junior pathologist at Ashford Hospital. Then the husband of a colleague of mine, then a trainee radiologist, then the service manager at my garage.",And you had with all of these men in cars? Only in cars?
And you had with all of these men in cars? Only in cars?,Yes. I didn't plan it that way.
Yes. I didn't plan it that way.,And did you fantasize that Vaughan was photographing all these acts? As though they were traffic accidents?
And did you fantasize that Vaughan was photographing all these acts? As though they were traffic accidents?,Yes. They felt like traffic accidents.
Hey.,It's time.
Good luck.,"You, too. Kick today."
"Sounds good. Oh, and Letty?",Yeah?
Yeah?,You've got one of a great body.
Like I've told you before I don't want you taking care of me.,"Someone has to take care of you right now, Michael. You tore up the apartment. You stopped taking your medications."
"Someone has to take care of you right now, Michael. You tore up the apartment. You stopped taking your medications.",But that wasn't me. I didn't mean to do that.
But that wasn't me. I didn't mean to do that.,Well then why'd it happen?
Well then why'd it happen?,I don't know. I don't know.
Can I put these here for tonight?,"In there's better. It's kind of romantic, don't you think?"
"In there's better. It's kind of romantic, don't you think?",I really think if you're going to spend your life with someone you want to know them pretty well.
You want the tapes for yourself. You're going to sell them.,I'm going to retire with a of money. Find me a small country that doesn't have an extradition treaty with the States and live the good life.
I'm going to retire with a of money. Find me a small country that doesn't have an extradition treaty with the States and live the good life.,You didn't have to Sophie.
You didn't have to Sophie.,Yes I did. Lose ends are messy.
Yes I did. Lose ends are messy.,What about me? Aren't I a loose end?
What about me? Aren't I a loose end?,"When this is over you can say whatever the you want. I'll be long gone. Besides, who's going to believe you? You're just a two-bit crook."
"When this is over you can say whatever the you want. I'll be long gone. Besides, who's going to believe you? You're just a two-bit crook.",And you're a dirty cop. At least I don't pretend to be something different than what I am.
What the was all that about at the hotel last night? I thought we had a deal?,"Hey, you're not exactly the most trustworthy guy in the world. I took a shot. It didn't work. Did you bring the tapes?"
You want the tapes for yourself. You're going to sell them.,I'm going to retire with a of money. Find me a small country that doesn't have an extradition treaty with the States and live the good life.
I'm going to retire with a of money. Find me a small country that doesn't have an extradition treaty with the States and live the good life.,You didn't have to Sophie.
You didn't have to Sophie.,Yes I did. Lose ends are messy.
Hello?,It's Daniel.
It's Daniel.,Daniel. Listen I'm afraid there has been a big--
Daniel. Listen I'm afraid there has been a big--,-- I've got the tapes. If you ever want to see your brother out of jail do exactly what I say. Bring one million euros to your boat at six o'clock.
-- I've got the tapes. If you ever want to see your brother out of jail do exactly what I say. Bring one million euros to your boat at six o'clock.,A million! I don't have that kind of money.
A million! I don't have that kind of money.,"Don't me, Laurant! I know about the Van Gogh."
"Don't me, Laurant! I know about the Van Gogh.",I don't have it. That's why Vincent went to Chicago. They arrested him before he could bring it back.
I don't have it. That's why Vincent went to Chicago. They arrested him before he could bring it back.,"Well, you better get the money somehow. Six o'clock and come alone. If you don't we'll destroy the tapes."
Can I offer you something. A drink? Coffee?,No thank you.
No thank you.,You sure? I just got a shipment of espresso from Sicily. Special blend. Can't find anything like it in the States.
You sure? I just got a shipment of espresso from Sicily. Special blend. Can't find anything like it in the States.,I'm good. Really.
I'm good. Really.,Okay. I understand you're interested in one of our properties?
Okay. I understand you're interested in one of our properties?,Yeah. That warehouse over on Merchant Street. The volume on our import business has risen dramatically. The proceeds this quarter will be supernumerary due to the --
Yeah. That warehouse over on Merchant Street. The volume on our import business has risen dramatically. The proceeds this quarter will be supernumerary due to the --,#NAME?
#NAME?,Supernumerary. It means better than expected.
Supernumerary. It means better than expected.,Then why not just fuckin' say better than expected? Everybody knows what better than expected means.
Then why not just fuckin' say better than expected? Everybody knows what better than expected means.,I'm taking a vocabulary course to enhance my communication skills.
I'm taking a vocabulary course to enhance my communication skills.,Okay. How much?
Okay. How much?,I'm not here to negotiate.
I'm not here to negotiate.,Why are you here?
Why are you here?,To tell you that we're interested in the property.
To tell you that we're interested in the property.,You told me that on the phone. What the are you doing here? Showing off your communication skills? Go back to your people and tell them when they're serious to put a number on the table.
You told me that on the phone. What the are you doing here? Showing off your communication skills? Go back to your people and tell them when they're serious to put a number on the table.,I will relay the particulars of our conversation to Mr. Maranzano.
I will relay the particulars of our conversation to Mr. Maranzano.,Yeah -- you do that.
"I've got to tell you, Mr. Bonanno, This guy's an idiot. How he's lived this long is a mystery.",I don't think it will be a mystery much longer.
I don't think it will be a mystery much longer.,He's recorded every conversation he's had with you for years.
He's recorded every conversation he's had with you for years.,I assume you want something?
I assume you want something?,We've got a lot of people looking for us. We'd just like to go home.
We've got a lot of people looking for us. We'd just like to go home.,You want me to help you get out of the country?
The deal is whatever Mr. Bastaldi says it is.,"You know, if you could get your nose out of Bastaldi's for two seconds you might see what's going on around you."
"It makes sense. I mean, do you really think he would come along if he knew we were being set up?",I think he'd cut his off if Bastaldi told him to.
"All right, knock it off.",All you are is a professional
I'll be right back. He gets out of the car and walks over to him.,What do you want now?
What do you want now?,Guns. Can you get them?
Guns. Can you get them?,"Man, I can get anything."
"Man, I can get anything.",Don't me.
Don't me.,I ain't bullshittin'. I can get guns. I can get any kind of gun you want. But they ain't gonna help your sorry You ain't been in town one day and already you got two of the toughest people in Chicago looking for you. How is that possible?
I ain't bullshittin'. I can get guns. I can get any kind of gun you want. But they ain't gonna help your sorry You ain't been in town one day and already you got two of the toughest people in Chicago looking for you. How is that possible?,I've got a way with people.
I've got a way with people.,I can see that. The man's car you stole. Raphael Ruiz. He's head of the 19th Street gang and one crazy And Frankie Zammito's got the word out he's looking for some French dudes. You're French ain't ya?
I can see that. The man's car you stole. Raphael Ruiz. He's head of the 19th Street gang and one crazy And Frankie Zammito's got the word out he's looking for some French dudes. You're French ain't ya?,I'm from Belgium.
I'm from Belgium.,"Yeah, I'd be from Belgium too if I was you. You know Zammito just put his own brother in the hospital? Broke his arm cause he was late on a debt. I mention this to illustrate the kind of people who are lookin' for you."
"Yeah, I'd be from Belgium too if I was you. You know Zammito just put his own brother in the hospital? Broke his arm cause he was late on a debt. I mention this to illustrate the kind of people who are lookin' for you.",Why haven't you turned us in?
Why haven't you turned us in?,"I ain't no rat. You got money, right?"
-- you stole my cousin Enrique's car.,"Hector, don't interrupt me."
"Hector, don't interrupt me.",He told Enrique he didn't know anything about his car.
He told Enrique he didn't know anything about his car.,"I don't give a about your cousin's car. We're here about my car. So, shut your mouth! You think you can do that? You think you can keep your big mouth shut?"
They were all French guys.,French guys? You mean like from France?
French guys? You mean like from France?,"Yeah, French guys from France."
"Yeah, French guys from France.",What'd they take?
What'd they take?,Everything.
Everything.,Everything?
Everything?,Everything.
Everything.,"Boy, you must be"
"Boy, you must be","Well, you know, when five guys break into my house in the middle of the night, stick guns in my face, tie me up and steal from me... it does irritate me."
"Well, you know, when five guys break into my house in the middle of the night, stick guns in my face, tie me up and steal from me... it does irritate me.","Well, I must say you're handling it very well."
"Well, I must say you're handling it very well.",You know why I'm handling it very well? Because you're going to get these guys for me.
You know why I'm handling it very well? Because you're going to get these guys for me.,Okay boss. Where are they?
Okay boss. Where are they?,"If I knew where they were you wouldn't have to find them, would you?"
"If I knew where they were you wouldn't have to find them, would you?","You didn't say find them. You said, ""get them."""
"You didn't say find them. You said, ""get them.""",Just find them!
Just find them!,Okay boss.
This is bad. This is really fuckin' bad. Am I the only one who sees how bad this is?,"Hey, it's not your picture on the TV, it's mine. So, try to be cool."
"Hey, it's not your picture on the TV, it's mine. So, try to be cool.","Don't tell me to be cool! We were supposed to be in and out. In and out! In the last twenty four hours we've managed to get the Mafia... the FBI... the Chicago Police Department and a group of Latin gang members after us. I haven't left out anyone, have I? I don't think so, because we've already off everyone in the fuckin' city!"
"Don't tell me to be cool! We were supposed to be in and out. In and out! In the last twenty four hours we've managed to get the Mafia... the FBI... the Chicago Police Department and a group of Latin gang members after us. I haven't left out anyone, have I? I don't think so, because we've already off everyone in the fuckin' city!",We've got to get out of here.
We've got to get out of here.,That's brilliant! Care to elaborate?
"Oh, man... this is You can't trust anyone these days.",She took everything! Didn't even leave us cab fare.
"A Black Panther was a member of an African American militant group in the sixties, Marcel. I think you're referring to The Pink Panther.","Pink panther, black panther. Who gives a And I don't remember asking you a thing, you little"
"Pink panther, black panther. Who gives a And I don't remember asking you a thing, you little",There's no reason to be abusive. You're projecting your anger on me as a defense mechanism.
There's no reason to be abusive. You're projecting your anger on me as a defense mechanism.,What the is he talking about?
What the is he talking about?,I'm talking about human beings communicating openly and honestly.
I'm talking about human beings communicating openly and honestly.,How about getting on your knees and communicating with my
Anybody know about that car outside?,Yeah. It's mine.
Yeah. It's mine.,No. It's mine.
No. It's mine.,The it is.
The it is.,I'm telling you that's my car! And someone's gonna pay for it!
I'm telling you that's my car! And someone's gonna pay for it!,"And I'm tellin' you it ain't! Now, turn your taco-eating around and get the out of here."
"And I'm tellin' you it ain't! Now, turn your taco-eating around and get the out of here.","you, grease-ball!"
"you, grease-ball!",me? you!
Yeah.,It's yours. A gift. A gift you could give to your brother... or anyone you owe money to as partial payment.
It's yours. A gift. A gift you could give to your brother... or anyone you owe money to as partial payment.,No
No,The papers for the car will arrive tomorrow.
Holy,What?
Casandra. Old girlfriend?,Something like that.
Something like that.,Did she break your heart?
Did she break your heart?,Something like that.
Something like that.,It looks old. Did you get it a long time ago?
It looks old. Did you get it a long time ago?,You ask a lot of questions.
You ask a lot of questions.,That's how you get to know someone. Did it hurt when you got it?
That's how you get to know someone. Did it hurt when you got it?,I don't remember. I was
I don't remember. I was,You got it in a bar?
You got it in a bar?,No. I got it in prison. I went in for three years. When I came out she was married to my best friend. Happy?
No. I got it in prison. I went in for three years. When I came out she was married to my best friend. Happy?,Sorry. I didn't mean to pry.
Sorry. I didn't mean to pry.,It's okay. It was a long time ago.
It's okay. It was a long time ago.,"I've been thinking about getting tattoo. You know, a flower or something. On my"
"So, I just come by to see how you're doin'?",You broke my arm. How the do you think I'm doin'?
You broke my arm. How the do you think I'm doin'?,Yeah. I mean besides that. They treating you all right? Food okay?
Yeah. I mean besides that. They treating you all right? Food okay?,"Yeah. I'm going home today. What do you want, Frankie?"
"Yeah. I'm going home today. What do you want, Frankie?",I don't want anything. I just wanted to say... that I may have... overreacted a little the other day.
I don't want anything. I just wanted to say... that I may have... overreacted a little the other day.,A little?
A little?,"Yeah. I mean, you are my brother and... well I should have found another way of expressing my disappointment. So, I've decided to make it up to you."
"Yeah. I mean, you are my brother and... well I should have found another way of expressing my disappointment. So, I've decided to make it up to you.",You gonna forget about the money I owe you?
You gonna forget about the money I owe you?,"What are you nuts? A debt is a debt. I was thinking I'd throw a little extra work your way. You know, you come down to the club, make espresso for the boys... wash their cars... run some errands... things like that."
What's this?,A car.
A car.,Oh really? Thanks. I thought it was a sewing machine. What the is it doing here?
Oh really? Thanks. I thought it was a sewing machine. What the is it doing here?,It's for you.
It's for you.,For me? What am I going to do with a piece of like this?
For me? What am I going to do with a piece of like this?,"I don't know. Sell it. It's gotta be worth something. Someone gave it to me. C'mon Frankie, I'm trying to make good here."
"I don't know. Sell it. It's gotta be worth something. Someone gave it to me. C'mon Frankie, I'm trying to make good here.",Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay.,I'll get you the papers tomorrow.
What in the do you call that?,"I call it blood, Detective. If you want, you can call it graffiti."
Don't thank me. Your is already in enough trouble for this,I knew that.
"Listen: Top Dollar. He ""owns the street here."" He will ""erase my",You don't say.
You don't say.,I know Top Dollar has turned your streets into his
I know Top Dollar has turned your streets into his,"A, my friend."
"A, my friend.","The others are called T- Bird. Street names. Funboy. Watch me, office Albrecht."
My name.,I'm sorry as man.
I'm sorry as man.,"Thirty hours. A day of life, plus change..."
"Oh wow, oh wow, don't do that, man. I nearly had a heart attack.",Fun -- look at that guy...
Fun -- look at that guy...,"It's just the dope, don't worry"
"It's just the dope, don't worry","Fun, he's not going away; he's scaring the outta me!"
"Fun, he's not going away; he's scaring the outta me!",Not me.
Top Dollar.,Another jolly nickname?
Another jolly nickname?,"You want those assholes, you want Top Dollar."
"You want those assholes, you want Top Dollar.",T-Bird?
T-Bird?,Like the car. He hangs out with that little and they hang at the Pit -- Funboy lives there. Ask Top Dollar.
Like the car. He hangs out with that little and they hang at the Pit -- Funboy lives there. Ask Top Dollar.,"A whole club of pirates, with pirate names..."
How the did you do that?,Magic.
"Owwwaaaa -- me! Look what you did to my sheets, you lame piece'a AAAAaa! Goddd!",Does it hurt?
Does it hurt?,Does it hurt?! You clown-faced of course it hurts! What the are you gonna do about this?!
What... the is that?,"This is a cobra, Mr. Grange. Yes, it is real."
Thank you.,"Look, I know this sounds corny, but whenever I feel like I can't go on I... turn to Jesus and he helps me through the problem. Call me an anachronism, but -"
"Look, I know this sounds corny, but whenever I feel like I can't go on I... turn to Jesus and he helps me through the problem. Call me an anachronism, but -",Oh cut the Kathryn.
Oh cut the Kathryn.,Excuse me?
Excuse me?,You heard me.
You heard me.,"Who the do you think you are coming into my house and saying those things to me. My brother is dead, have some respect."
"Who the do you think you are coming into my house and saying those things to me. My brother is dead, have some respect.","Kathryn, I know all about you and Sebastian."
"Kathryn, I know all about you and Sebastian.",Sebastian was a pathological liar. I wouldn't believe a word he -
Sebastian was a pathological liar. I wouldn't believe a word he -,I have his journal.
I have his journal.,You what?
You what?,"His journal. He sent it to me the day before he died. Everything about you is in it. The blow jobs, the hand jobs, the menages, your bout with bulimia, the affair you had with your guidance counselor and how he gave you... eww. Let's see, then there's your coke problem... You still keep it in your crucifix, don't you? It's all in there."
"His journal. He sent it to me the day before he died. Everything about you is in it. The blow jobs, the hand jobs, the menages, your bout with bulimia, the affair you had with your guidance counselor and how he gave you... eww. Let's see, then there's your coke problem... You still keep it in your crucifix, don't you? It's all in there.",You didn't show it to anybody?
You didn't show it to anybody?,"Actually, I was planning on running down to Kinkos. Do you think you could give me ride?"
"Actually, I was planning on running down to Kinkos. Do you think you could give me ride?",You can't do this to me. It could ruin me.
You can't do this to me. It could ruin me.,I know.
Nothing.,Is there a mutual feeling between you two?
Is there a mutual feeling between you two?,No. I mean. I don't know. What else do you know about him?
No. I mean. I don't know. What else do you know about him?,"Not a whole lot. We take some classes together. He's got a bad rep, but it's mostly"
"Not a whole lot. We take some classes together. He's got a bad rep, but it's mostly",What do you mean?
What do you mean?,"Well, a lot of people are jealous cause he's loaded."
"Well, a lot of people are jealous cause he's loaded.",I don't know. I've been hearing some awful things about him.
I don't know. I've been hearing some awful things about him.,From who?
From who?,I can't tell you. I'm sworn to secrecy.
I read your teen beat manifesto.,You did?
You did?,I must say I found it rather appalling.
I must say I found it rather appalling.,That's a first. Most people praised me for it.
That's a first. Most people praised me for it.,Most people are morons. I mean who are you to knock what you've never experienced?
Most people are morons. I mean who are you to knock what you've never experienced?,I wasn't knocking anything. It's just my belief that people shouldn't actually experience the act of love until they are in love and that people our age are too immature to be in touch with those emotions.
I wasn't knocking anything. It's just my belief that people shouldn't actually experience the act of love until they are in love and that people our age are too immature to be in touch with those emotions.,Oh really?
Oh really?,Take yourself. You've slept with several women. Are you happier because of it?
Take yourself. You've slept with several women. Are you happier because of it?,How do you know I've been with several women?
How do you know I've been with several women?,A friend wrote me.
A friend wrote me.,Well maybe you should get to know the person before you judge them instead of listening to some gossip.
Well maybe you should get to know the person before you judge them instead of listening to some gossip.,I'm sorry. I didn't mean to upset you... but you still didn't answer the question.
You know it amazes me that someone as bright as you can be so horrible.,What? Another letter from your friend?
What? Another letter from your friend?,This is my favorite part. Even more treacherous and dangerous than he is charming and fascinating. He has never taken a single step or spoken a single word without some dishonorable or criminal intention. Every young girl he has successfully pursued has regretted it.
This is my favorite part. Even more treacherous and dangerous than he is charming and fascinating. He has never taken a single step or spoken a single word without some dishonorable or criminal intention. Every young girl he has successfully pursued has regretted it.,You know you could at least have the decency of telling me who's badmouthing me so I might have the opportunity to confront them face to face. How do you know it's not some girl who's off at me for breaking up with her?
You know you could at least have the decency of telling me who's badmouthing me so I might have the opportunity to confront them face to face. How do you know it's not some girl who's off at me for breaking up with her?,I sincerely doubt it.
I sincerely doubt it.,Give me the letter.
It's weird. I actually feel good about myself. Can we do this again next week?,Oh please.
Oh please.,What?
What?,"""I actually feel good about myself?"""
"""I actually feel good about myself?""",I do.
I do.,You must take me for a real idiot.
You must take me for a real idiot.,I don't.
I don't.,You're going to tell me that you had a good time with the old lady.
You're going to tell me that you had a good time with the old lady.,I did. We played three games of backgammon and...
Unbelievable. Some no offense -,- none taken -
- none taken -,#NAME?
#NAME?,Any ideas who it could be?
Any ideas who it could be?,"Blaine, if I knew who it was that person wouldn't be alive right now."
"Blaine, if I knew who it was that person wouldn't be alive right now.",Where did you say she's from?
Where did you say she's from?,Kansas. Who the do I know in Kansas?
Kansas. Who the do I know in Kansas?,Greg McConnell.
Greg McConnell.,The football stud?
The football stud?,He's from Kansas City. I wouldn't be surprised if he was your rat.
He's from Kansas City. I wouldn't be surprised if he was your rat.,It would make sense. McConnell hates me. I fingered his girlfriend at the game last year.
It would make sense. McConnell hates me. I fingered his girlfriend at the game last year.,I don't think that bothered him.
I don't think that bothered him.,What do you mean?
What do you mean?,Let's just say Greg likes tackling tight ends on and off the field.
Let's just say Greg likes tackling tight ends on and off the field.,Are you me?
Are you me?,"I you not. McConnell used to sneak in my dorm room every month. We'd go at it for a while, then as soon as he'd he starts freaking out. You know - ""What are you doing, man? I'm not a I'll kick your if you say anything."" It's like, for Christsakes Greg, you're deal with it. The only reason why I let him continue with his charade is because he's got a mouth like a Hoover."
"I you not. McConnell used to sneak in my dorm room every month. We'd go at it for a while, then as soon as he'd he starts freaking out. You know - ""What are you doing, man? I'm not a I'll kick your if you say anything."" It's like, for Christsakes Greg, you're deal with it. The only reason why I let him continue with his charade is because he's got a mouth like a Hoover.",Too bad he's in Kansas this summer.
Too bad he's in Kansas this summer.,Not anymore. Football team started practice last week. He's already called me to hook up.
Not anymore. Football team started practice last week. He's already called me to hook up.,Really. You think you could arrange a little get together with him tonight on my behalf?
Really. You think you could arrange a little get together with him tonight on my behalf?,Hmmm. I do believe Bravo is showing Spartacus on television tonight.
Hmmm. I do believe Bravo is showing Spartacus on television tonight.,Outstanding.
Outstanding.,Don't think it's not going to cost you.
Don't think it's not going to cost you.,"No problem. Just make sure your front door is unlocked. Shall we say the ""stroke of midnight"" no pun intended?"
Calm down. Tell me what's wrong.,Something awful happened last night.
Something awful happened last night.,What do you mean?!
What do you mean?!,I... I don't think you want to know.
I... I don't think you want to know.,"Cecile, you have to tell me."
"Cecile, you have to tell me.",It involves your brother. He... took advantage of me.
It involves your brother. He... took advantage of me.,Does your mother know?
Does your mother know?,"If she knew, she'd me. It happened at your house last night."
"If she knew, she'd me. It happened at your house last night.",Why didn't you do something?
Why didn't you do something?,I don't know.
I don't know.,"So, let me get this straight. You came over to our house late last night and he forced intercourse on you."
"So, let me get this straight. You came over to our house late last night and he forced intercourse on you.",Well... not exactly.
Well... not exactly.,He made you give him a blow job.
He made you give him a blow job.,No.
No.,Well what then?
"Now listen. Now that you're on your way, it would be of you to stop. Think of Sebastian as a tutor. Let him instruct you.",I don't love him. I love Ronald.
I don't love him. I love Ronald.,"So? Don't you want to make Ronald a happy pappy? Practice makes perfect, Cecile. My advice is to sleep with as many people as possible."
"So? Don't you want to make Ronald a happy pappy? Practice makes perfect, Cecile. My advice is to sleep with as many people as possible.",But that would make me a Wouldn't it?
But that would make me a Wouldn't it?,"Cecile, everybody does it. It's just that nobody talks about it."
What year are you in?,I'm what you would call a fifth year senior.
I'm what you would call a fifth year senior.,But I thought high school is only four years.
But I thought high school is only four years.,"It is, unless you're a up, like myself."
Where are you going?,I'm taking a shower.
I'm taking a shower.,Need any company?
Need any company?,No.
No.,Want a blow job?
Want a blow job?,Good night Cecile.
Good night Cecile., 
"Alright honey, just calm down, take a deep breath, and step out of the circle.",Would you cut the psycho babble mom. There's pictures of me on the internet.
Is she with you?,Who is this?
Who is this?,"Sebastian, you Is she with you?"
"Sebastian, you Is she with you?",No.
No.,Where is she?!
Where is she?!,I don't know. Why don't you leave her alone.
I don't know. Why don't you leave her alone.,"McConnell, I'm gonna out your in two seconds if you don't tell me where she is."
"McConnell, I'm gonna out your in two seconds if you don't tell me where she is.",I told you I don't know.
I told you I don't know.,One.
One.,Alright. She's staying with some friends of her parents. The O'Sheas. She caught the train twenty minutes ago into Grand Central.
Alright. She's staying with some friends of her parents. The O'Sheas. She caught the train twenty minutes ago into Grand Central.,Grand Central. You better not be with me cause it's your on the line.
"And when I confronted him about his affair with Cecile he told me it was none of my business. Then when I said ""Well what about Ronald,"" he said you were nothing more than a the n word and that you deserved what you got...",And this happened before you and I hooked up?
And this happened before you and I hooked up?,It's been going on for a while. Then he called me a disgrace to our family and that's when he hit me.
It's been going on for a while. Then he called me a disgrace to our family and that's when he hit me.,Racist piece of
Racist piece of,I'd be careful if I were you. knows what he's up to.
I'd be careful if I were you. knows what he's up to.,He doesn't scare me. I'll kick his in.
He doesn't scare me. I'll kick his in.,Will you stay here for the night? You can leave in the morning. That's when my parents get back and --
Will you stay here for the night? You can leave in the morning. That's when my parents get back and --,Don't worry about it. I'll stay.
Lovely. How is your gold digging of a mother enjoying Bali? Zipping through my inheritance per usual?,"Hopefully, though she suspects that your decrepit alcoholic father is diddling the maid."
"I don't find this very funny,",So that's what this is all about. We'll get together and plan your curriculum.
So that's what this is all about. We'll get together and plan your curriculum.,"Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. When I get through with her, she'll be the premier Blow Job Queen of the Tri-State area and poor little Court's heart will be shattered."
"Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. When I get through with her, she'll be the premier Blow Job Queen of the Tri-State area and poor little Court's heart will be shattered.",Why go through Cecile? Why not just attack Court?
Why go through Cecile? Why not just attack Court?,Because if there's an attack made on Court it could be traced back to me. I can't allow that to happen. Everybody loves me and I intend to keep it that way.
Because if there's an attack made on Court it could be traced back to me. I can't allow that to happen. Everybody loves me and I intend to keep it that way.,I see your point... though why should I care?
I see your point... though why should I care?,I need you to our young Cecile. Introduce her to your world of decadence and debauchery.
I need you to our young Cecile. Introduce her to your world of decadence and debauchery.,Sounds intriguing.
Sounds intriguing.,She's quite cute you know. Young supple a tight firm and an uncharted pootie.
"Oh gee, your journal. Could you be more",Could you be more desperate to read it?
I'll give you something you've been jerking off about ever since our parents got married.,Be more specific.
Be more specific.,In English. I'll your brains out.
In English. I'll your brains out.,What makes you think I'd go for that bet? That's a seventy thousand dollar car.
What makes you think I'd go for that bet? That's a seventy thousand dollar car.,Because I'm the only person you can't control and it kills you.
"Are you really? I mean, we've done some pretty up in our time but this... I mean, we're destroying an innocent girl. You do realize that.",What is that? Oh my it's your conscience.
You amaze me.,"Eat me, Sebastian. It's alright for you to everyone, but because I'm a girl it's wrong. Well let me tell you something, I didn't ask to be a girl. Do you think I relish the fact that I have to act like Mary Sunshine twenty four seven, so I can be considered a ""laaaady."" Do you think I take great delight when I hear - ""Kathryn is so wonderful."" ""Kathryn is a model child."" ""Kathryn is going to make an excellent wife one day."" I'm the Marsha Brady of the upper East Side and sometimes I want to myself for it. No, I don't enjoy being a part of the weaker and for that reason everyone around me is going to suffer. So there's your psychoanalysis Doctor Freud. Now are you in or are you out?"
Shut up.,What's your problem?
What's your problem?,Nothing.
Nothing.,"She's really getting to you, isn't she?"
"She's really getting to you, isn't she?","If you must know, yes. I don't know what to do. I can't stand that holier than thou and yet, I'm completely infatuated with her. She made me laugh."
"If you must know, yes. I don't know what to do. I can't stand that holier than thou and yet, I'm completely infatuated with her. She made me laugh.",And that's why you're losing your bet?
And that's why you're losing your bet?,I'm not losing the bet. It's just taking longer than I expected.
I'm not losing the bet. It's just taking longer than I expected.,Do you mind if I take my new Porsche for a ride?
Do you mind if I take my new Porsche for a ride?,"Kathryn, the only thing you're going to be riding is me. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some work to do."
"In any event, you still owe me my reward.","I'm sorry, but unfortunately I don't losers."
I'm very sorry about that. I apologize.,I accept. Now get out.
I accept. Now get out.,Get out? We had an arrangement.
Get out? We had an arrangement.,Didn't you hear what I said?
Didn't you hear what I said?,"I don't care what you said, we had an agreement. You've slept with half of the borough so don't tell me you're being choosy."
"I don't care what you said, we had an agreement. You've slept with half of the borough so don't tell me you're being choosy.",Get out!
Get out!,I'm giving you to the count of three to plop your down on the bed.
I'm giving you to the count of three to plop your down on the bed.,And if I don't?
And if I don't?,Then I will consider it a declaration of war. One. Two... three.
Then I will consider it a declaration of war. One. Two... three.,I think you have your answer.
I think you have your answer.,War it is.
"First of all, maam, I never touched your daughter and second, I would like to think that in these times someone of your status could look beyond racial lines.",Oh don't give me any of that racist My husband and I gave money to Colin Powell.
Oh don't give me any of that racist My husband and I gave money to Colin Powell.,I guess that puts me in my place. Thank you for the hospitality Mrs. Caldwell. It was a true awakening.
"We're worried about you. ""60 Minutes"" was on couples.",What does that have to do with me?
What does that have to do with me?,"You haven't mentioned dating anyone since Mark and, well you're not a lesbian are you?"
"You haven't mentioned dating anyone since Mark and, well you're not a lesbian are you?","No, I'm not a lesbian. Geez mom."
"No, I'm not a lesbian. Geez mom.","It's okay if you are, we just want to know. I don't want to be expecting grandchildren if..."
Or if there's a full moon.,Or if your boyfriend's an
"Okay, just one more stop and you'll be all set. Victoria's Secret.",What do I need overpriced fancy underwear for? Shouldn't a guy have already decided that he likes me before he sees me in lingerie?
What do I need overpriced fancy underwear for? Shouldn't a guy have already decided that he likes me before he sees me in lingerie?,It's not about him seeing you in it. It's how you feel. You'll feel sexy in lingerie and it'll show. It's an inner thing.
It's not about him seeing you in it. It's how you feel. You'll feel sexy in lingerie and it'll show. It's an inner thing.,I don't know.
I don't know.,"There's a sale. It's such a nice place -- classical music, relaxing atmosphere. You deserve to pamper yourself. Come on, it can't hurt."
I think she broke the skin.,What a You should see a doctor. That can be dangerous. George bit me once and I had to go to the emergency room.
What a You should see a doctor. That can be dangerous. George bit me once and I had to go to the emergency room.,George bit you?
George bit you?,"I kind of asked him to. We were, you know... he got a little carried away..."
Where?,Where? Where do you think a mustache would be. Look!
Where? Where do you think a mustache would be. Look!,I don't see anything. Maybe just a little.
I don't see anything. Maybe just a little.,Holy I'm a freak.
Holy I'm a freak.,"You are not Frida, we all have a little hair there. I didn't even notice till you showed me. We can bleach that, it's no big deal."
"No he didn't. Come on, I don't want to be alone with those two. All they talk about is basketball and it bores the out of me.",Okay. I guess so.
Okay. I guess so.,Great. George is meeting Carlton first for drinks. We can meet and go together. It'll be a blast.
Jennifer. A severed arm. It's bloody and... I'm not sure but it may be Carlton's.,You Carlton? See I told you he liked you.
You Carlton? See I told you he liked you.,"No! Not him, I think I killed him."
Holy I don't know.,Did you get rid of Mark?
Did you get rid of Mark?,I don't know... I'm spaced out... he was taking a shower... He must be still in there.
I don't know... I'm spaced out... he was taking a shower... He must be still in there.,He's been here all night?
He's been here all night?,"Yeah, I guess. Mark?"
How could I? I'm helping you clean up Mark's remains and you ask how could I cheat on George?,"You're right. It's just, I can't cover up a so George won't know you're cheating."
"You're right. It's just, I can't cover up a so George won't know you're cheating.","You say but you have no idea what happened. You don't remember doing it, so it's out of your control."
"You say but you have no idea what happened. You don't remember doing it, so it's out of your control.",I think I turned into a werewolf and killed him.
I think I turned into a werewolf and killed him.,Why the would you do that?
Why the would you do that?,I could smell another woman on him.
I could smell another woman on him.,"If you ask me, the got what he deserved. I'm glad he's dead."
"If you ask me, the got what he deserved. I'm glad he's dead.",That's a terrible thing to say. Frida goes back to scrubbing the floor.
That's a terrible thing to say. Frida goes back to scrubbing the floor.,"Okay, let's say that this is related. You think those male cops are going to understand that? You'll either be locked up for or locked up in the looney bin. We have to keep this hidden until we figure it out ourselves."
What the are we going to do?,Hide him.
I'm cleaning my stove.,You scared the out of me. I thought you were killing yourself.
You scared the out of me. I thought you were killing yourself.,I tried to myself -- earlier. It doesn't work. I think I need silver bullets. So I got depressed and when I'm depressed I clean.
I tried to myself -- earlier. It doesn't work. I think I need silver bullets. So I got depressed and when I'm depressed I clean.,You'll get through this. You were fine for over three weeks.
You'll get through this. You were fine for over three weeks.,I'm just afraid I'll hurt Peter. I think I love him.
I'm just afraid I'll hurt Peter. I think I love him.,Remember what Madame Sconce said. If you love him he'll be fine.
Remember what Madame Sconce said. If you love him he'll be fine.,But how do I know if I really love Peter? And if he really loves me?
But how do I know if I really love Peter? And if he really loves me?,I guess you'll find out.
I guess you'll find out.,No. I can't take that chance. I'd rather myself.
No. I can't take that chance. I'd rather myself.,No. I won't let you do that.
No. I won't let you do that.,"The werewolf always dies at the end. Didn't you see ""American Werewolf in London?"""
I can't read any more These women are all victims.,"Yes, that's what we're looking for."
"Yes, that's what we're looking for.",I think we should do something with strong female characters...
I think we should do something with strong female characters...,I'll make a note of that. Put the coverage on my desk.
Mr. Grant. Did you read that script I was talking about?,Uh... yes. Not for us. No woman in jeopardy. Find me Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman. Find me a true story about a crazed killer stalking beautiful women.
Uh... yes. Not for us. No woman in jeopardy. Find me Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman. Find me a true story about a crazed killer stalking beautiful women.,No.
No.,No?
No?,"No. I quit. Take your lame ideas, your fake toupee, your wife and your kids and shove them."
"No. I quit. Take your lame ideas, your fake toupee, your wife and your kids and shove them.",Very well then. Is that all?
Being a cop has such a warm effect on people.,That's my ex. He's an In case you couldn't tell. I think he's been following me.
That's my ex. He's an In case you couldn't tell. I think he's been following me.,There's a lot of that going around.
Oh my you scared the out of me. You following me again?,No. I was doing my laundry.
No. I was doing my laundry.,I'm sorry -- I'm on edge today.
"If you don't like me, just say so. You don't have to make up some like you're a werewolf.",I knew you wouldn't believe me! Just go away. Go very far away!
Dreams about killing usually signify feelings of guilt. You had last night and you feel guilty.,We didn't have
We didn't have,"You say you killed a man and don't remember it. Couldn't you have had and not remember it? It's Why did you choose ""eating him"" as the method of killing?"
"You say you killed a man and don't remember it. Couldn't you have had and not remember it? It's Why did you choose ""eating him"" as the method of killing?",Cause I'm a werewolf!!
Cause I'm a werewolf!!,"You use the word ""fucking."" You're sexualizing things. Stop berating yourself. It's okay to have"
A kiss? Did you have with him?,"No, I said it was our first date."
Oh great. What the am I supposed to do?,Take some allergy medicine.
Take some allergy medicine.,You can't believe this
You can't believe this,"She's my best friend. I gotta be there for her -- no matter how crazy it sounds. I've been in some bad relationships and she's been there for me. She's lonely. If pretending she's a werewolf helps, then more power to her."
How the is that your business?,We're just trying to figure out what happened.
He was found a few blocks away.,Torn apart. Limb from limb. A bloody gruesome mess.
Maybe. What about all those hairs they found on his body?,Waiting for DNA tests. He was hairier than Madonna in Penthouse.
Waiting for DNA tests. He was hairier than Madonna in Penthouse.,Madonna's in Penthouse?
Madonna's in Penthouse?,"Back in the '80's. You didn't see the pictures? They were from before she got famous. She was hairy as Her pits, her bush."
"Back in the '80's. You didn't see the pictures? They were from before she got famous. She was hairy as Her pits, her bush.",Hairy women are kind of sexy. Women in their natural state.
What are you talking about?,"I know. I followed you. To the zoo, to her house, to your house..."
"I know. I followed you. To the zoo, to her house, to your house...",What the are you following me for? I'm not a suspect here.
What the are you following me for? I'm not a suspect here.,Which brings up an interesting point. I wasn't following you. I was following the suspect. And you just happened to be there...
"Mnunn. Cold lately. That night, couple weeks ago. That was <u>real</u> cold. Remember that?",Not really...
Not really...,"Yeah, Iím like that. Senility says the wife. But she sure canít complain. Heh. The erector set still works good. And this ainít no rug! Gíhead. Feel it! All mine!"
"What about Thompson, sir? Wasnít this his case?","Thompson suffered a kind of severe delusion or some thing. Anyway he isnít with us any longer. The case is yours. Go through his files. Take what you need. By the way, howís your mother?"
"Thompson suffered a kind of severe delusion or some thing. Anyway he isnít with us any longer. The case is yours. Go through his files. Take what you need. By the way, howís your mother?","Sheís getting better, thanks. She..."
What the is this?,What the is this ?
Where's the girl?,She's a little hysterical right now. We've got her upstairs in a laundry room.
She's a little hysterical right now. We've got her upstairs in a laundry room.,Nightmare...
Nightmare...,Look... at some point we're going to have to call the Vice President...
Look... at some point we're going to have to call the Vice President...,Don't call the Vice President!
Don't call the Vice President!,... What?
... What?,"Just don't call him, Alan!"
"Just don't call him, Alan!","The guy's in a coma, Bob."
"The guy's in a coma, Bob.",I don't give a
I don't give a,Bob...
Bob...,"This is mine, Al -- all mine ... I made him. I built him. And no is gonna come in here and take it away from me just because he to be Vice President of the United States!"
Didn't mean to bum you out.,That's okay. You alright down here by yourself?
That's okay. You alright down here by yourself?,"Oh, sure. Don't worry about it."
It can't be. Are we truly in,Come on.
"Now I think Captain's punishment is fair, considerin'. In fact I think you ain't got ta complain about.","I'm sorry, General, if I...spoke out of turn. It's just that...Mr Tyler is not here to defend himself. He has no representation. I don't believe due process is being served by..."
"I'm sorry, General, if I...spoke out of turn. It's just that...Mr Tyler is not here to defend himself. He has no representation. I don't believe due process is being served by...","Listen, Missy. I am the only due process that has ta be served aroun' tyere and one of the people doin' the servin' from now on is gonna be you. Now you been prancin' aroun' the Cave like yer was glass fer long enough! All that's"
"Listen, Missy. I am the only due process that has ta be served aroun' tyere and one of the people doin' the servin' from now on is gonna be you. Now you been prancin' aroun' the Cave like yer was glass fer long enough! All that's","gonna change, young lady. Now if you still got a statement you'd like ta make, you can jus' hold onto it 'til tonight."
"gonna change, young lady. Now if you still got a statement you'd like ta make, you can jus' hold onto it 'til tonight.",Tonight?
Tonight?,"That's right. 'Bout eight, if that suits. We'll start out in my gymnasium an' progress on from there...to various other forms o' physical therapy."
The great state of Florida. People came here fer years ta die. Retire and expire. The rest o' the country used ta think we was nothin' but a bunch o' farts and fogies. Hah! Now this here's the new Capital o' the World! Hah! They came here...died...went to the Devil sent 'em back as an army. Hah! General Gasparilla's army...MY ARMY!,We think there are other cities surviving. We think maybe Detroit... there's some signalling out of Philly.
We think there are other cities surviving. We think maybe Detroit... there's some signalling out of Philly.,"There's no place like this place. Warm climate. This facility. Christ, there ain't nothin' like this Even the Feds knew that. That's why they stored so much o' their down here. It's all mine now. All mine. Just let 'em try ta come after us down here, which they will some day...take a likin' ta what all we got an' come after us. They'll hafta get past my army! An army that ain't afraid ta die...ha ha ha...'cause it's awreddy DAID! HA HA HA HA...."
"There's no place like this place. Warm climate. This facility. Christ, there ain't nothin' like this Even the Feds knew that. That's why they stored so much o' their down here. It's all mine now. All mine. Just let 'em try ta come after us down here, which they will some day...take a likin' ta what all we got an' come after us. They'll hafta get past my army! An army that ain't afraid ta die...ha ha ha...'cause it's awreddy DAID! HA HA HA HA....",It's not a very big army. And small as it is you won't be able to continue feeding it for very long. We've got to find ways of getting them to respond without relying on...
It's not a very big army. And small as it is you won't be able to continue feeding it for very long. We've got to find ways of getting them to respond without relying on...,"You'll find the ways, Miss Mary. And when ya do...we'll sail on over to the mainland...or any other mainland fer that matter...and start us a recruitin' program. There's millions o' Bees out there jus' waitin' fer' a General ta lead 'em on ta vict'ry!"
They seem to be havin' a good time. Some punishment.,"You disappear in here, darlin'. You get a knife in yer belly or too much in yer veins. You get lost out here and nobody's gonna notice. Rhodes, he counts on that. It all makes for food in the freezers."
"Come, come, Miss Science. You've seen worse.","you, Rhodes!"
"you, Rhodes!",has damned us all. Are my atrocities worse than yours?
has damned us all. Are my atrocities worse than yours?,You have ruined weeks of work here! We've been trying to wean these specimens onto alligator meat!
You have ruined weeks of work here! We've been trying to wean these specimens onto alligator meat!,No wonder they're so....hungry.
Julie Grant is a behaviouralist. She's not medical. She hasn't been as...exposed to...to things...as some of the rest of us. She'll be alright. I'll talk to her. She'll be alright.,"Oh, I have no doubt."
"Oh, I have no doubt.",If you put her on the list because of her reaction here tonight I'll go to Dickerson.
If you put her on the list because of her reaction here tonight I'll go to Dickerson.,"Ah, yes, our noble Gasparilla does seem to favour you lately. I understand he assigned you a roommate of your choice. The rest of us have to pick names out of a hat."
"Ah, yes, our noble Gasparilla does seem to favour you lately. I understand he assigned you a roommate of your choice. The rest of us have to pick names out of a hat.","Rhodes, you and I had a roll in the hay together when I first got here. It was a wholly unsatisfying experience which I do not want to, and which I never will repeat! So give up, mister! I'm going home...to that roommate you mentioned."
I had an unfortunate little run-in with him today. In fact...you might say that Mr. Tyler is in big trouble with the...authorities.,"You better not mess with me, Rhodes. I'd love to serve your balls to those Red Coats for lunch! Think about it!"
"You better not mess with me, Rhodes. I'd love to serve your balls to those Red Coats for lunch! Think about it!","No, Miss Science. You're the one who needs to do some thinking."
Toby...thank here. I gotta find out what's goin' on.,Hey. Slow down. What is it?
Hey. Slow down. What is it?,Some of Rhodes' men. At the door.
Some of Rhodes' men. At the door.,That I didn't think he'd make his move so fast.
That I didn't think he'd make his move so fast.,It's because of me.
It's because of me.,"Oh, Mary. It's because Rhodes is a"
"Oh, Mary. It's because Rhodes is a",I want you to leave. Then maybe...
I want you to leave. Then maybe...,We're both gonna leave. Leave the island. I've been talkin' to Tricks. We think we can smuggle out one of those inflatable rafts. They're crated up real small. They've got air canisters. There's food inside. Even a little motor.
We're both gonna leave. Leave the island. I've been talkin' to Tricks. We think we can smuggle out one of those inflatable rafts. They're crated up real small. They've got air canisters. There's food inside. Even a little motor.,"I am not...a guerilla fighter, Toby. I'm not a pioneer. I'm not...I'm not strong that way. I need..."
"I am not...a guerilla fighter, Toby. I'm not a pioneer. I'm not...I'm not strong that way. I need...",Need what? Civilised order like we have down here? Christ!
Need what? Civilised order like we have down here? Christ!,I can work here. Maybe my work can help...help everyone. I can do more good with access to this equipment than I can off in some wasteland.
I can work here. Maybe my work can help...help everyone. I can do more good with access to this equipment than I can off in some wasteland.,For the good of mankind. That's what every monster-maker says.
Mary.,I'll have somebody's for this. I'll have your soldier. I'm not gonna stand here and...
I'll have somebody's for this. I'll have your soldier. I'm not gonna stand here and...,MARY!
Sounds boring to me.,Don't come.
Don't come.,You know how many demerits we're talking?
You know how many demerits we're talking?,So don't come! Please.
So don't come! Please.,All I'm saying is we have to be careful. We can't get caught.
All I'm saying is we have to be careful. We can't get caught.,"Well, no Sherlock"
"Thigh man? Mr. ""K"" was a raiser.",What is the Dead Poets Society?
Can you believe it? She was gonna call me! She invited me to a party with her!,At Chet Danburry's house.
At Chet Danburry's house.,Yeah.
Yeah.,Well?
Well?,So?
So?,So you really think she means you're going with her?
So you really think she means you're going with her?,"Well no, Charlie, but that's not the point. That's not the point at all!"
"Well no, Charlie, but that's not the point. That's not the point at all!",What is the point?
What is the point?,"The point is she was thinking about me! I've only met her once and already she's thinking about me. it, it's gonna happen! I feel it. She's going to be mine!"
All right. I'll try anything once.,Except
"it, Nuwanda. You idiot.",I couldn't stop myself.
Don't stop.,"""O, no, it is an ever-fixed mark That looks on tempests and is never shaken; It is the star to every wandering bark whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken."""
"""O, no, it is an ever-fixed mark That looks on tempests and is never shaken; It is the star to every wandering bark whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken.""",This is better than any day. This is romance!
"None of what Mr. Keating has to say means to you, does it?",What is that supposed to mean?
What is that supposed to mean?,Being in the club means being stirred up by things. You look about as stirred up as a cesspool.
Being in the club means being stirred up by things. You look about as stirred up as a cesspool.,You want me out... is that what you're saying?
You want me out... is that what you're saying?,"No, I want you in. But being in means you gotta do something. Not just say you're in."
"No, I want you in. But being in means you gotta do something. Not just say you're in.","Listen Neil, I appreciate your interest in me but I'm not like you. When you say things, people pay attention. People follow you. I'm not like that."
"Listen Neil, I appreciate your interest in me but I'm not like you. When you say things, people pay attention. People follow you. I'm not like that.",Why not? Don't you think you could be?
Why not? Don't you think you could be?,"No! I don't know, I'll probably never know. The point is, there's nothing you can do about it so butt out, all right? I can take care of myself just fine. All right?"
"No! I don't know, I'll probably never know. The point is, there's nothing you can do about it so butt out, all right? I can take care of myself just fine. All right?",Er No.
Er No.,No? What do you mean 'no'?
No? What do you mean 'no'?,No.
You should come to rehearsals. I know they need people to work the lights and stuff.,No thanks.
No thanks.,Lots of girls. The girl who plays Hermia is incredible.
Lots of girls. The girl who plays Hermia is incredible.,I'll come to the performance.
I'll come to the performance.,Chicken Where were we?
Chicken Where were we?,"Yea, art thou there?"
"Yea, art thou there?",Put more into it!
Put more into it!,"YEA, ART THOU THERE?!"
"YEA, ART THOU THERE?!","That's it! ""Follow my voice. We'll try no manhood here."" See you at dinner."
Don't mind him Finnegan...you remember 25...balls of steel... splashing around in a sea of testosterone.,I don't mind him...but I do think it's time for him to get back down below with the rest of the playgroup.
Who gives a about aft?,That's where my boat's moored.
That's where my boat's moored.,"You trying to take over my show Finnegan, that what you trying to do?"
"You trying to take over my show Finnegan, that what you trying to do?",Just trying to get to my boat...
Shut up! You hear me!!,...we gotta get outta here -- NOW.
...we gotta get outta here -- NOW.,"Shut up, man, just shut the up! I gotta think! I gotta think!!"
Can we use our indoor voice please...,I'm flying blind here it!
If I told you once...I told you a thousand times...,I know...I know...if the cash is there we don't care... Finnegan this is as mean a pile of as we ever carried...
...Jagger was here...I was here...,You don't give a about anything do you?
You don't give a about anything do you?,"Sure I do...I give a that at 0300 hour we reach our point of dentination. I give a that those mojos got to do what they got to do, and 45 minutes later we are turn around and gone. I give a that by the time the sun comes up we are all safely tucked in bed."
"Sure I do...I give a that at 0300 hour we reach our point of dentination. I give a that those mojos got to do what they got to do, and 45 minutes later we are turn around and gone. I give a that by the time the sun comes up we are all safely tucked in bed.",That's it? That's all you give a about?
That's it? That's all you give a about?,Oh yeah...and that my stich job doesn't make you uglier than you already are...this won't hurt a bit...
"Finnegan, what the was that?",I don't know...you got what we need?
I don't know...you got what we need?,"If I don't, I ain't going back to get it...you think we're safe?"
I've never seen you so congenial with a mamber of the opposite The two of you got a nice patter going...got a nice rapport...,And you got 10 minutes before this thing livens up a boring evening.
You know what I think? I think our luck has just about run out...,A little to the left...
A little to the left...,I think we gotta stop floating from one up situation to the next...
I think we gotta stop floating from one up situation to the next...,"Line it up now, nice and easy..."
You know what my goal is? Before I die I want to make love to a woman from every country on earth.,You mean countries that are acknowledged by the UN...or like made up countires too?
You mean countries that are acknowledged by the UN...or like made up countires too?,What the does that mean?
What the does that mean?,Like Mamooli's country...
Why don't you help us so we can get done faster so we can get the out of here?,'Cause grease monkey ain't in my job description head...
"Don't shoot, man, don't shoot!",What happened to Vivo?! What the happened to Vivo?
"This is it. Definitely. This is it, but they changed it.",You're full of
You're full of,Who's full of
Who's full of,You're full of
You're full of,"I'm telling you, they changed it!"
"I'm telling you, they changed it!",They did not!
They did not!,They did too!
They did too!,"Jesus, it's freezing!"
"Where the were you? We were all set -- beer, broads. Right? Am I right?",Yeah.
"Fuckin' guy's been shooting slants, Albert! I mean, what do you think?","I know, but..."
"I know, but...",What do you think? You think he's been picking flowers? Fuckin' guy's been saving your Albert. Everybody's Even in Europe!
What do you think? You think he's been picking flowers? Fuckin' guy's been saving your Albert. Everybody's Even in Europe!,"Yeah. Oh, boy, yeah... Jes', you must be tired."
You're full of Vince! You're so full of you're going to float away!,Who? Who is?
Who? Who is?,"You, Vince! You! You are! You're a crock! You're a walking, talking crock!... I mean, what do you know?"
"You, Vince! You! You are! You're a crock! You're a walking, talking crock!... I mean, what do you know?",I know! I fuckin' know!
I know! I fuckin' know!,You don't!
You don't!,I do!!!
I do!!!,"I'm tellin' you she does it, Vince! With twenty guys you know!"
"I'm tellin' you she does it, Vince! With twenty guys you know!",She does not!
She does not!,Then what's the gun for! What's this for?
Then what's the gun for! What's this for?,In case!!! The gun's in case!!!
In case!!! The gun's in case!!!,"In case???!!! In case of what? In case you stumble on her, suckin' in the front hall?!"
"In case???!!! In case of what? In case you stumble on her, suckin' in the front hall?!","She might!!! She might do it, Albert, but you can't fuckin' tell me that she does!!!"
"She might!!! She might do it, Albert, but you can't fuckin' tell me that she does!!!","She does, Vince! That's what I'm telling you! She does!!!"
I got delayed. I --,"Hey, Nick! What've you been doin', I mean..."
"C'est tres amusant... You have been promoted. And to a Jew... I am joking of course. Naturellement. Seriously, Nick, may I hope that you have come to play?",I came to see Merle.
I came to see Merle.,Ah. Merle. And you know Merle?
Ah. Merle. And you know Merle?,Yeah.
Yeah.,You are his friend.
You are his friend.,Where is he???
Where is he???,Merle is under his tree... Beside the terrace. You can't miss him.
Wait! First I give you special,Elephants! Make way... I gotta get elephants!
"Boy, do I love this conflict. Huh?... What the were you doin' in there?",You know a guy named Merle?
You know a guy named Merle?,Merle? That's who we're looking for. Merle.
Merle? That's who we're looking for. Merle.,Yeah?
Yeah?,"Sure! I got eight hundred potatoes says he goes one more... He retired, you know."
"Sure! I got eight hundred potatoes says he goes one more... He retired, you know.",Yeah?
Yeah?,Now he's back.
"Look at that, see... Watch. Wait a minute, watch. There! D'j'u see that? D'j'u see the way he... You know what that guy is doing? That guy is squeezing her","Oh, well..."
"Oh, well...","Oh well! What do you mean Oh well?! The guy is actually... He did it again! That's what he's doing... He... He's reaching in, John, to her --! I'll him! I'm gonna him right now."
Holy,"Merle, hey Merle, you got any socks?"
"Please! Please mister, please! This is vital I go to Saigon. This is very important. Most important.","Listen, Biederman, I'm going to club you into the floor unless you tell me what the is so important."
"Listen, Biederman, I'm going to club you into the floor unless you tell me what the is so important.",That I must not tell you. Top secret. You see there. Topmost secret.
That I must not tell you. Top secret. You see there. Topmost secret.,Biederman!
Biederman!,I will not betray my country. No. Ne-ver!
"Sal! Sal... it, Sal, don't you know anything?","Where are we going, Merle? Are we going home?"
"Where are we going, Merle? Are we going home?","Sure. Sure, Sal. We're going home."
You think about it?,Yeah.
Yeah.,"So do I. I want to be ready... You have to be ready... It has to be there, in your mind."
"So do I. I want to be ready... You have to be ready... It has to be there, in your mind.",The shot?
The shot?,A.
A.,I don't think about the shot that much.
I don't think about the shot that much.,You have to think about the shot. It's the shot. The shot's it.
You have to think about the shot. It's the shot. The shot's it.,Yeah... I guess.
Yeah... I guess.,What do you think about?
What do you think about?,"I don't know... I guess I think about the deer... Being out, maybe. I don't know. I think about it all. I like the trees, you know? I like the ways the trees are, all the different ways the trees are too."
"I don't know... I guess I think about the deer... Being out, maybe. I don't know. I think about it all. I like the trees, you know? I like the ways the trees are, all the different ways the trees are too.","I'll tell you something, Nick. I wouldn't hunt with anyone but you. I won't hunt with a yo-yo."
"I'll tell you something, Nick. I wouldn't hunt with anyone but you. I won't hunt with a yo-yo.",Yo-yo! Who's a yo-yo?
Yo-yo! Who's a yo-yo?,"Who's a yo-yo...? Who do you think's a yo-yo! They're all yo yo's. I mean they're all great guys, for Christ's sake, but... The point is, Nick, without you I'd hunt alone. Seriously. I would. That's what I'd do."
"Who's a yo-yo...? Who do you think's a yo-yo! They're all yo yo's. I mean they're all great guys, for Christ's sake, but... The point is, Nick, without you I'd hunt alone. Seriously. I would. That's what I'd do.","You're a nut. You know that, Merle? You're a maniac!"
"You're a nut. You know that, Merle? You're a maniac!","Yeah. When it comes to hunting, that's true."
"I'm telling you, Nick, no one's going to come.","What are you,"
"What are you,","Listen, it's up to us!"
"Listen, it's up to us!","They bombed last night, right? Didn't they bomb? If they bombed last night, they could bomb tonight. They could be up there right now!"
"They bombed last night, right? Didn't they bomb? If they bombed last night, they could bomb tonight. They could be up there right now!","What are you, hoping?"
"What are you, hoping?",What else?
What else?,I thought you might be praying.
I thought you might be praying.,I'm doing that too.
I'm doing that too.,I suppose you wish you were somewhere else?
I suppose you wish you were somewhere else?,What do you think?
What do you think?,"Nick, you're wasting your time... Listen to me! You're wasting your time! This is no time for hoping or praying or wishing or any other This is it. Here we are... And we gotta get out!"
"Nick, you're wasting your time... Listen to me! You're wasting your time! This is no time for hoping or praying or wishing or any other This is it. Here we are... And we gotta get out!","You're right... Okay, you're right."
"You're right... Okay, you're right.",Get off your Nick. Get off your and stand up!!!
Get off your Nick. Get off your and stand up!!!,"Okay, okay! Okay. Okay, you're right... What about Sal?"
"Okay, okay! Okay. Okay, you're right... What about Sal?",Forget Sal.
Forget Sal.,What do you mean?
What do you mean?,"I mean forget Sal... Sal can't take it, Nick."
"I mean forget Sal... Sal can't take it, Nick.",Forget Sal?
Forget Sal?,"Forget Sal... Listen to me -- forget Sal! I've been working on Sal since dawn, Nick. Sal's in a dream and he won't come out. LISTEN!!! From here on you gotta go for you. You hear me? For you!"
"Forget Sal... Listen to me -- forget Sal! I've been working on Sal since dawn, Nick. Sal's in a dream and he won't come out. LISTEN!!! From here on you gotta go for you. You hear me? For you!",Merle...
Merle...,"LISTEN, NICK! GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD OR YOU AND ME ARE BOTH DEAD TOO!"
We gotta play with more bullets.,We what?
We what?,"We gotta play with more bullets, Nick. It's the only way."
"We gotta play with more bullets, Nick. It's the only way.",More bullets in the gun?
More bullets in the gun?,"More bullets in the gun... The trouble is that still leaves one of us with his hands tied up, so that means we gotta play each other."
"More bullets in the gun... The trouble is that still leaves one of us with his hands tied up, so that means we gotta play each other.",With more bullets?... Against each other?... Are you crazy!!! Are you nuts!!!
With more bullets?... Against each other?... Are you crazy!!! Are you nuts!!!,Nick... NICK!!! It's the only chance we've got!
How many bullets?,Three bullets -- minimum.
Three bullets -- minimum.,No way. No way!
No way. No way!,"I'll pick the moment, Nick. The game goes on until I move. When I start shooting, go for the nearest guard and get his gun."
"I'll pick the moment, Nick. The game goes on until I move. When I start shooting, go for the nearest guard and get his gun.",No. No way!
No. No way!,"When you get the AK, open up. You got me? Open up."
"When you get the AK, open up. You got me? Open up.",YOU'RE CRAZY!!!... NO WAY!... NOW YOU'RE CRAZY!!! YOU'RE COMPLETELY CRAZY!!!
That's,You wanna bet?
You wanna bet?,I'll betcha! That's and I'll betcha! You're fulla
I'll betcha! That's and I'll betcha! You're fulla,How much? How much do you wanna bet?
"Sal, you're gonna die! You're gonna sit in that corner watching soaps and you're gonna die!... I'm not saying it's gonna be the same. It's not gonna be the same, but whatever it's gonna be we're all gonna do it, Sal. it we are! We are gonna do it!",Nick. I'm so scared. I'm so fuckin' scared to go home.
Nick. I'm so scared. I'm so fuckin' scared to go home.,I know. It's like coming from the moon. Or Mars.
"How're you guys... I mean, how've you guys been?","Same old thing. Hey, same like always. Nothing's changed. Albert is getting"
You're full of,Yeah.
Yeah.,"And I believed you! I oughta punch you out! I oughta...! Hey. Hey, let's go huntin'! Albert! Hey, Albert! Let's go huntin'. What do you say? Nick? What do you say?"
"And I believed you! I oughta punch you out! I oughta...! Hey. Hey, let's go huntin'! Albert! Hey, Albert! Let's go huntin'. What do you say? Nick? What do you say?",Sure.
What the was that! What did you think? Did you think it was loaded!,"You loaded it, Vince! I saw you!"
"You loaded it, Vince! I saw you!",The I did!!!
The I did!!!,The you didn't!... Gimme that!
"Quiet!... Quiet!!!... Awright, everybody, Nick has a few words.","I just... would like to say a few words... about Merle. I guess Merle always wanted something... I don't know... better. That guy, he saved my Life. He saved Sal's... What Merle liked, he liked things right... But then there wasn't any place for that... that he could find."
My man Dubbs.,Who are you? What the do you want?
Funny guy.,you - you.
you - you.,"You helped set up my partner, Sergeant William Wade. I want to know who put you up to it."
"You helped set up my partner, Sergeant William Wade. I want to know who put you up to it.",Your mother.
Looks like you did more than while I was gone.,Maybe re-animating you wasn't such a bright idea. You look like
Maybe re-animating you wasn't such a bright idea. You look like,"Shucks, and I got all dressed up."
I'm not on the force anymore.,"Well, you've just been taken off the bench."
"Well, you've just been taken off the bench.",I want to see my wife and kid.
I want to see my wife and kid.,Later. I want Doucet first.
Later. I want Doucet first.,"I told you. I'm out of the cops and robbers business. Retired twenty years ago. I've been trained as a bus driver. Got a whole route planned and everything. Even nailed down the lingo - '<u>Exact change, please</u>'."
"I told you. I'm out of the cops and robbers business. Retired twenty years ago. I've been trained as a bus driver. Got a whole route planned and everything. Even nailed down the lingo - '<u>Exact change, please</u>'.","I'm going to bring this down hard. I've got an A-1 badass killer loose, an election day after tomorrow, and I'm risking everything on you. You're going to bring him in. I don't care how. If you do, you'll get your freedom. An official pardon from me. A clean slate. A good job. A chance to get back with your family. If you don't want to, I'll put your back in the freezer so fast, you'll forget you were ever defrosted."
You How do you stop it?,We have an antidote that'll the aging process.
We have an antidote that'll the aging process.,Give it to me.
Give it to me.,When you bring in Doucet.
You can't me. I'm going to be Mayor tomorrow.,I'm not voting for you.
I'm not voting for you.,"Ah, you, Wade. This is bull- You're not going to me. You're not going to risk your freedom."
"This is a war, Wade. You against him. Vengeance time. The City's just in the way. the You and me. We'll work things out when the time is right.",Remember my promise.
Remember my promise.,Don't threaten me. I tend to take these things seriously. And get a couple hours sleep. You look like day old
Don't threaten me. I tend to take these things seriously. And get a couple hours sleep. You look like day old,Got compliments coming outta your don't ya?
"Sir, your transmission's fading.",What the are you talking about?
Yeah.,This should make your day. The guy who testified against you... Dubbs... was arrested a total number of twenty- four times.
This should make your day. The guy who testified against you... Dubbs... was arrested a total number of twenty- four times.,"So, he's got a thing for prison clothes."
"So, he's got a thing for prison clothes.",That's just it. He never did time. Seems each arrest was botched for one reason or another. Judge threw out the cases each time. Either he's got a horseshoe up his or powerful friends.
"No, no! Give it to me!","A pin, Neighbor Stone! I'm afraid, you'll have to your finger -- but what's a little pain to a lucky man?"
"You were worried, Jabez, weren't you?","Well, I --"
"Well, I --",I know -- that was mighty Medford -- knew it the minute I tasted it. But it takes more than that to down Daniel Webster.
"-- ten blocks? Are you crazy? It's Christmas Eve, thousands of people -- the Mayor'll scream bloody --",We must shut down the building. Go wider --!
"What am I, a method actor? Hans, babe, put away the gun. This is radio, not television...","That asshole's not my friend! I barely know him! I hate his guts -- -- Ellis, for Christ's sake, tell him you don't mean to me --"
"That asshole's not my friend! I barely know him! I hate his guts -- -- Ellis, for Christ's sake, tell him you don't mean to me --","John, how can you say that, after all these years--? John? John?"
I don't know it! get on a jet to Tokyo and ask the chairman! I'm telling you! You're just going to have to me --,Okay.
Bad for your health anyway.,"Who are you, then?"
"Who are you, then?","Just the fly in the ointment, Hans. The monkey in the wrench, the pain in the -"
"Hear that? Talk to me, where are my detonators. Where are they or shall I shoot another one? Sooner or later... ...I might get to someone you do care about.",Go yourself.
I...have a request.,Oh? What idiot put you in charge?
Oh? What idiot put you in charge?,You did. You murdered by Boss. Now... They're looking to me. Personally I'd pass on the jab. I don't enjoy being this close to you.
"Safe and sound, thanks to you. What the was that?",The plastique I found. Is the building on fire?
The plastique I found. Is the building on fire?,"No, but it's gonna need one of a paint job and a shitload of screen doors. One spotters say you got two with that blast."
"No, but it's gonna need one of a paint job and a shitload of screen doors. One spotters say you got two with that blast.",Two? Are you sure?
"Yeah, just trying to handle some year old twinkies. Yucck. What do they put in these things?","'Sugar, enriched flour, partially hydrogenated vegetable oil, polysorbate 60 and yellow dye #5.'"
"'Sugar, enriched flour, partially hydrogenated vegetable oil, polysorbate 60 and yellow dye #5.'",You sound like a man with a couple of kids.
You sound like a man with a couple of kids.,"Not yet, the wife in working on our first. You got any kids back on the ranch?"
"Al? Al, you there?","I'm here, cowboy."
"I'm here, cowboy.","Speaking of cows, did you ever hear so much in your life? Two hours? That doesn't even make any sense --"
"Speaking of cows, did you ever hear so much in your life? Two hours? That doesn't even make any sense --","Don't tell me, partner. I'm just a desk jockey who was on the way home when you rang."
"Don't tell me, partner. I'm just a desk jockey who was on the way home when you rang.","The way you drove that car, I figured you for the streets."
"The way you drove that car, I figured you for the streets.","In my youth, partner. In my youth."
"Eleven years ago. Oh, it was dark... he was big for his ray gun he had looked real enough...yeah, I had all the right excuses...but afterwards... I really couldn't draw my gun again.",I...I'm sorry. I didn't mean to make a joke of it.
I...I'm sorry. I didn't mean to make a joke of it.,"Hey, you couldn't know."
"Hey, you couldn't know.",I still feel like
I still feel like,Then this won't matter. LAPD's not calling the shots anymore.
"Look...I'm getting a bad feeling up here...I'd like you to do something for me. Look up my wife...don't ask how, you'll know by then...and tell her...tell her...I've been a When things panned out for her, I should've been behind her all the way ...We had something great going until I it up...She was the best thing that ever happened to a bum like me. She's heard me say I love you a thousand times, but she never got to hear this...honey...I'm sorry. You get all that?",I got it. But you can tell her yourself. Just watch your and you'll make it.
I got it. But you can tell her yourself. Just watch your and you'll make it.,"I hope so. But that's up to the guy upstairs. Upstairs... ...Hans, you were you doing?"
"I hope so. But that's up to the guy upstairs. Upstairs... ...Hans, you were you doing?",Roy?
Roy?,"Stand by, Powell. I gotta check something out."
"I am, Sir...Sergeant Al Powell.","Dwayne Robinson. Well, what have you learned? What do they want?"
"Dwayne Robinson. Well, what have you learned? What do they want?","The terrorists? Don't know, Sir. We haven't heard a peep from them."
"The terrorists? Don't know, Sir. We haven't heard a peep from them.",Then who the have you been talking too?
Then who the have you been talking too?,"We don't exactly know, Sir. He won't give us him name. He appears to be the man who called in the report...he's killed one of the terrorists for sure and claims he capped two others."
"We don't exactly know, Sir. He won't give us him name. He appears to be the man who called in the report...he's killed one of the terrorists for sure and claims he capped two others.","He claims? Powell, has it occured to you he could be one of the terrorists, pulling your chain? Or some kind of nut case who --"
"He claims? Powell, has it occured to you he could be one of the terrorists, pulling your chain? Or some kind of nut case who --","I don't think so, Sir. In fact... I think he's a cop. Maybe not LAPD, but definitely a badge."
"I don't think so, Sir. In fact... I think he's a cop. Maybe not LAPD, but definitely a badge.",How do you know?
How do you know?,"A hunch. Things he said. Like, knowing how to recognize a phony ID --"
"A hunch. Things he said. Like, knowing how to recognize a phony ID --","-- recognizing phony ID's? Christ, Powell, he could be a bartender for all we know!"
What's going on?,What's it look like? We're going in.
What's it look like? We're going in.,Going in...are you out of your mind? There's 30 hostages in there -- for all we know --
Going in...are you out of your mind? There's 30 hostages in there -- for all we know --,"-- all we know? We don't know Powell. If there's hostages why hasn't anyone asked for ransom? If there's terrorists, where's their list of demands? All we know is that someone shot up your car, and it could be the same flake you've been talking to on the radio!"
"-- all we know? We don't know Powell. If there's hostages why hasn't anyone asked for ransom? If there's terrorists, where's their list of demands? All we know is that someone shot up your car, and it could be the same flake you've been talking to on the radio!",What about the body that fell out of the window -- ?
What about the body that fell out of the window -- ?,Who the knows? Maybe he was a stockbroker who looked at the Dow Jones and opted for early retirement!
didn't you hear him! He practically pulled the trigger himself -- he gave that man to them --,"Christ, can't you read between the lines! He did everything he could to save him...if he gave himself up they'd both be dead!"
"Christ, can't you read between the lines! He did everything he could to save him...if he gave himself up they'd both be dead!","Maybe. And maybe they'd at least be talking to us! Now tell your 'partner' to stay out of it, or so help me if he lives through this I'll put him behind bars myself!"
"Maybe. And maybe they'd at least be talking to us! Now tell your 'partner' to stay out of it, or so help me if he lives through this I'll put him behind bars myself!","He's alone, tired, hunted, and hasn't seen diddly-squat from us and you think he gives a flying about what you're going to do to him? Robinson, wake up and smell the you're shoveling!"
"He's alone, tired, hunted, and hasn't seen diddly-squat from us and you think he gives a flying about what you're going to do to him? Robinson, wake up and smell the you're shoveling!","Anytime you want to go home, Sergeant...consider yourself dismissed."
"I was lookin' at it. I saw you, man! Jesus! You oughta see yourself! You wouldn't believe it.","Yes, I would."
"Yes, I would.","it, Sheila isn't gonna believe it. They just call in and say gas up a stretchout and get it down to and I say, 'shit, another load of Elks for the massage parlors.'"
"it, Sheila isn't gonna believe it. They just call in and say gas up a stretchout and get it down to and I say, 'shit, another load of Elks for the massage parlors.'",Okay.
"Hey, Sonny! I'm watchin' it on TV!",What about the kids?
What about the kids?,"They don't know, I sent them to the neighbors. Sonny, Jesus, it's not like you. I can't believe, because you never hurt anybody since the day I knew you."
"They don't know, I sent them to the neighbors. Sonny, Jesus, it's not like you. I can't believe, because you never hurt anybody since the day I knew you.","Heidi, I'm dying."
"Heidi, I'm dying.","I blame myself, Sonny. I notice you been tense, like something is happening; the night before last you're yellin' at the kids like a madman, believe me. And then you wanted me to go on this ride with the kids, this caterpillar about from here to there - fulla one- year-old kids. It's ridiculous. I'm not about to go on this ride, so you yell right there, 'You pig, get on the fuckin' ride!' Well, everything fell outta - me - my heart, my liver fell to the floor - you name it! Yellin' at me in front of all those people. Because you never talked and I never been scared of you, never. I think: he's gonna shoot me and dump my body in the river."
"I blame myself, Sonny. I notice you been tense, like something is happening; the night before last you're yellin' at the kids like a madman, believe me. And then you wanted me to go on this ride with the kids, this caterpillar about from here to there - fulla one- year-old kids. It's ridiculous. I'm not about to go on this ride, so you yell right there, 'You pig, get on the fuckin' ride!' Well, everything fell outta - me - my heart, my liver fell to the floor - you name it! Yellin' at me in front of all those people. Because you never talked and I never been scared of you, never. I think: he's gonna shoot me and dump my body in the river.","Heidi, for Christ sake, shut up! Will you shut your mouth and listen?!"
"Heidi, for Christ sake, shut up! Will you shut your mouth and listen?!",See? You're screaming with the language and all! A person can't communicate with you. You become a stranger in your own home...
Jesus Christ is coming back and he's really,"Yeah, well I don't blame him."
"Yeah, well I don't blame him.","You know, Sonny, I used to dope a lot, and I was into dipping? And I did a couple bank jobs, and the Lord Jesus in his everlasting mercy saved me, you know how?"
So! Sal is with you?,Sal? Yeah... Sal is with me.
Sal? Yeah... Sal is with me.,"Oh... wow! Sonny, you're really into one mess now."
"Oh... wow! Sonny, you're really into one mess now.",I know I am. I know!
I know I am. I know!,"Sal... Sal... Naturale, oh boy!"
"Sal... Sal... Naturale, oh boy!","He ain't going out. And if I go out he's just gonna the people. There's a lot of lives that I'm responsible for... that's all. So, I can't do anything. I got myself into this mess and I'll get myself out of it... the best way I know how! One of the ways is not giving up. I'm telling ya!"
"He ain't going out. And if I go out he's just gonna the people. There's a lot of lives that I'm responsible for... that's all. So, I can't do anything. I got myself into this mess and I'll get myself out of it... the best way I know how! One of the ways is not giving up. I'm telling ya!",Would you do something for me? Please?
Would you do something for me? Please?,What?
What?,"These guys that got me down here, you know, huh... they think that I'm part of this whole thing. They think I'm part of the plot to rob the bank!"
"These guys that got me down here, you know, huh... they think that I'm part of this whole thing. They think I'm part of the plot to rob the bank!",How did they think that? What are they... crazy? What do you mean. That's Leon. They're giving you a fucken story.
How did they think that? What are they... crazy? What do you mean. That's Leon. They're giving you a fucken story.,Well... they told me that I was an accomplice...
Well... they told me that I was an accomplice...,Oh... they're fucken crazy. That's a snow job. Don't listen to that
Oh... they're fucken crazy. That's a snow job. Don't listen to that,I gotta listen to it if they think...
I gotta listen to it if they think..., 
 ,"I can't survive in prison, Sonny..."
"I can't survive in prison, Sonny...",All right. Then what do you want me to say?
All right. Then what do you want me to say?,"Sonny, would you please just tell them... please..."
"Sonny, would you please just tell them... please...",Where are they now? Just tell me... are they on the phone now?
Where are they now? Just tell me... are they on the phone now?,Yeah.
Yeah.,"That's great. Just terrific. You talk to me with them on the phone, right? That is really smart. And, you don't tell me?"
"That's great. Just terrific. You talk to me with them on the phone, right? That is really smart. And, you don't tell me?",I don't have a choice.
I don't have a choice.,You don't have a choice?
You don't have a choice?,No! They're standing all around me. Seven thousand fucken cops... all around me.
No! They're standing all around me. Seven thousand fucken cops... all around me.,Look... who's on the phone?
Look... who's on the phone?,Look... don't throw that on me.
Look... don't throw that on me.,"Who's on the phone, now? What do you mean... throw it on you? You knew it, right?"
"Who's on the phone, now? What do you mean... throw it on you? You knew it, right?","Yeah... I knew it. But, what choice do I have? I'm in the hospital; they drag me out of the hospital... bring me down here..."
"Yeah... I knew it. But, what choice do I have? I'm in the hospital; they drag me out of the hospital... bring me down here...","All right, enough! Who the is on the phone... anyway? Is that you Moretti? You on the phone? Will somebody talk to me?"
"All right, enough! Who the is on the phone... anyway? Is that you Moretti? You on the phone? Will somebody talk to me?",They won't talk to you.
They won't talk to you.,Are they on the phone still?
Are they on the phone still?,Yeah... yeah!
Yeah... yeah!,"All right! He didn't do it. All right? Now... would you get the off the phone? I'll bet that really changed them, huh? Anyway, Leon... did I do it for you?"
"All right! He didn't do it. All right? Now... would you get the off the phone? I'll bet that really changed them, huh? Anyway, Leon... did I do it for you?","Yeah... huh, thank you. I'm going to go back, Sonny, to the hospital. They're really nice people. They're really trying to help me."
"Yeah... huh, thank you. I'm going to go back, Sonny, to the hospital. They're really nice people. They're really trying to help me.",That's good then. You've found something.
That's good then. You've found something.,Well... I don't know if I have or not.
Well... I don't know if I have or not.,Do you still want the operation?
Do you still want the operation?,Yeah... yeah.
Yeah... yeah.,"Well, then..."
"Well, then...",It's my only chance!
It's my only chance!,I don't know what to say to ya! I guess I just wanted to say I'll see ya... or whatever.
I don't know what to say to ya! I guess I just wanted to say I'll see ya... or whatever.,"Thank you much... and huh, bon voyage."
"Thank you much... and huh, bon voyage.",Right. See you sometime.
Right. See you sometime.,"Yeah... see ya in my dreams, huh?"
"Yeah... see ya in my dreams, huh?","Yeah... I'll write a song. Ha, ha. I don't know. Life is funny!"
"Yeah... I'll write a song. Ha, ha. I don't know. Life is funny!",You said a mouthful... sweetheart!
Yeah.,What are you doin' in there?
What are you doin' in there?,Who's this?
Who's this?,"This is Detective Sergeant Moretti, we got you completely by the balls. You don't believe me, I'm lookin' you right in the eye. Right now, I can see you..."
"Right -- got ya. Okay, so there's you -- what's your name?",What do you want to know that for?
What do you want to know that for?,"Give me a name, any name, just so I got somethin' to call you."
"Give me a name, any name, just so I got somethin' to call you.",Call me Sonny-boy.
Call me Sonny-boy.,"Sonny-boy, one word?"
"Sonny-boy, one word?",One word. You won't find it in the phone book.
One word. You won't find it in the phone book.,"Listen, Sonny ... can I call you Sonny for short?"
"Listen, Sonny ... can I call you Sonny for short?",Call me whatever you want.
Call me whatever you want.,"Okay, Sonny, I want to see if the people in the bank are okay, then what I want to do is work out a way to get them out of there. I want to come over there, without a gun ... and you can frisk me. So you can see you can trust me. So we can talk and find a way outta this mess."
"Okay, Sonny, I want to see if the people in the bank are okay, then what I want to do is work out a way to get them out of there. I want to come over there, without a gun ... and you can frisk me. So you can see you can trust me. So we can talk and find a way outta this mess.",I frisk you?
I frisk you?,You frisk me.
You frisk me.,"Right -- I'm with you, buddy."
"Right -- I'm with you, buddy.","I'd like just some sign I can trust you too, Sonny. I don't want to trust my body out where you could just shoot me. Some sight ... right?"
"I'd like just some sign I can trust you too, Sonny. I don't want to trust my body out where you could just shoot me. Some sight ... right?",Sure ... like ... I'm not gonna shoot you.
Sure ... like ... I'm not gonna shoot you.,How about letting the people out of the bank. Why put them in this position?
How about letting the people out of the bank. Why put them in this position?,They're what's keeping me alive. You think you're dealing with an idiot? Talk to me then.
They're what's keeping me alive. You think you're dealing with an idiot? Talk to me then.,"Okay, give us the women."
"Okay, give us the women.","Oh, no ... Women is all we got."
"Oh, no ... Women is all we got.","You're all one way! I'm bein' reasonable with you; give me somethin' ... Give me one of them, anyway ... Just one ..."
"You're all one way! I'm bein' reasonable with you; give me somethin' ... Give me one of them, anyway ... Just one ...",So -- you want me to send one out there ... Okay. I'll see what I can do.
What?,"When I'm bein' I like to be kissed a lot. Who the are you tryin' to con me into some deal? You're a city cop, where's the FBI? This is a federal offense, I got kidnapping, armed robbery, they're gonna bury me! You know it, you can't talk for them, you're some flunky pig tryin' to me. Now it, get somebody in charge here to talk to me!"
"When I'm bein' I like to be kissed a lot. Who the are you tryin' to con me into some deal? You're a city cop, where's the FBI? This is a federal offense, I got kidnapping, armed robbery, they're gonna bury me! You know it, you can't talk for them, you're some flunky pig tryin' to me. Now it, get somebody in charge here to talk to me!","Calm down, you're not ..."
"Calm down, you're not ...","Calm down... look at this, look at him...!"
What the do you want?,They were ...
They were ...,You tryin' to me?
You tryin' to me?,"No, I'm not tryin' to you."
"No, I'm not tryin' to you.","So, what were they doin'? You're tellin' me you had nothin' to do with that back there?"
"So, what were they doin'? You're tellin' me you had nothin' to do with that back there?",I swear to I had nothing to do with it ...
I swear to I had nothing to do with it ...,... I don't walk to talk to you ...
... I don't walk to talk to you ...,Wait a minute ... everything you asked for is on the way ...
Wait a minute ... everything you asked for is on the way ...,Yeah ...
Yeah ...,Is on its way ... The helicopter can't land but we got a bus ... the jet's on its way to Kennedy ... we got a bus coming here ...
Is on its way ... The helicopter can't land but we got a bus ... the jet's on its way to Kennedy ... we got a bus coming here ...,You're full of ...
You're full of ...,"Sonny, your wife's on the way ... We reached her ... your wife's on the way ... everything you asked for, you got."
"Sonny, your wife's on the way ... We reached her ... your wife's on the way ... everything you asked for, you got.","Well, what were you doin' back there?"
"Well, what were you doin' back there?",It can't happen again ... I'll do everything I can to stop anything I can ...
It can't happen again ... I'll do everything I can to stop anything I can ...,"You know, you're telling me that a helicopter can't land here ..."
"You know, you're telling me that a helicopter can't land here ...",Can't land ... you'd people ...
Can't land ... you'd people ...,Don't with me ...
Don't with me ...,"I'm not ... I'm not ... you're gettin' a bus ... you're gettin' a bus ... the jet's comin' into Kennedy ... and your wife's on the way ... what else do you need? What else can I get you? Listen, I don't know how you can do better ... see that man over there ... the FBI guy ..."
"I'm not ... I'm not ... you're gettin' a bus ... you're gettin' a bus ... the jet's comin' into Kennedy ... and your wife's on the way ... what else do you need? What else can I get you? Listen, I don't know how you can do better ... see that man over there ... the FBI guy ...",Just one more explosion like that and you're gonna see a dead body ...
Just one more explosion like that and you're gonna see a dead body ...,There won't be ... there won't be ... What else do you need? How else can we help you?
There won't be ... there won't be ... What else do you need? How else can we help you?,All right ... I got some hungry people in there ... I want to get some pizza ... some stuff like that ...
All right ... I got some hungry people in there ... I want to get some pizza ... some stuff like that ...,What else?
What else?,"Cokes, seven-ups ... also some aspirin ..."
"Cokes, seven-ups ... also some aspirin ...",Aspirins ... okay you got it. Charlie! Six pizzas!
Aspirins ... okay you got it. Charlie! Six pizzas!,Okay ...
We're all set at Kennedy.,What makes you think you'll be able to control it?
What makes you think you'll be able to control it?,He's totally unstable. He'll make a mistake.
He's totally unstable. He'll make a mistake.,He hasn't so far. I'm the one who can make a mistake. That's what scares the out of me.
He hasn't so far. I'm the one who can make a mistake. That's what scares the out of me.,"Eugene, at 3:07, this became Federal. Why don't I take it over now?"
This is it? What am I gonna do with this? Holy,It's all we got.
It's all we got.,"Okay, don't worry about it. Stick it in the bag..."
"Don't ask me questions. I got connections. You find out who I am, you're cold meat.","I don't care who you are ... I just want to get you outta here, safe, right?"
"I don't care who you are ... I just want to get you outta here, safe, right?",What if I take you with me?
What if I take you with me?,"If you take anybody, please take me."
"If you take anybody, please take me.","They'll shoot you; the cops'll shoot you ... they don't give a In spite of that bank insurance. You see what they did in Attica, they shot everybody, the hostages, prisoners, cops, guards, forty-two people they killed, the innocent with the guilty."
"You're just a nice guy, Mr. Mulvaney. Only don't around with me, you know what I mean?",I don't fool around with you.
Why the did he do that? What the did I do?,I guess he didn't appreciate your use of language. They don't speak that way on television. It's a rule. Do you realize you've cut off a valuable source of communication?
"I wish somebody would tell me I'm gonna live long enough for it to be a habit. My parent, she'll be okay. My husband, he'll be okay. I even know who the bum is gonna marry. Terrific. She'll take good care of him.","Girls, I wanta apologize. For my language back there."
"Hey, for christ's sake... now... fuckin' He can't make it.",him - let him out!
Wait a minute! What the you tryin' to tell me?,What I said. You just sit quiet and we'll handle Sal.
"Sonny! Could you come out, please? Could you come out, please?",It's my mother. Who needs this
"I can't allow that, Sonny...","You can't allow! I'm running this thing, what gives you the idea you can say Come on. I'll pay you. Whatta you want? Two hundred? A thousand?"
"Oh, I gotta have time to think.",What is it? Did you just barge in here... He doesn't have plan. It's all a whim. 'Rob a bank! What not?'
What is it? Did you just barge in here... He doesn't have plan. It's all a whim. 'Rob a bank! What not?',... Just give me time to think...
Mom - they're sending a bus to take us to the airport. You understand? If you're here - they're not gonna send it. They'll think I'm gonna come out with you.,What's wrong with that? The FBI was very understanding when I explained it to him. Everybody knows it isn't you ... It's the pressures from your home life.
What's wrong with that? The FBI was very understanding when I explained it to him. Everybody knows it isn't you ... It's the pressures from your home life.,For God's sake don't start in on Heidi again ...
For God's sake don't start in on Heidi again ...,Did I say a thing against her? forbid I should say anything against that
Did I say a thing against her? forbid I should say anything against that,Mom. Mom. There are some things a mother shouldn't say in front of her son.
Mom. Mom. There are some things a mother shouldn't say in front of her son.,"If she comes down here, so help me I'm gonna mash her brains in. Everything in your life was sunlight and roses until you met her. Since then, forget it."
"If she comes down here, so help me I'm gonna mash her brains in. Everything in your life was sunlight and roses until you met her. Since then, forget it.",She doesn't have anything to do with it! You understand that? Mother? This is me!
She doesn't have anything to do with it! You understand that? Mother? This is me!,"I know you wouldn't need Leon if Heidi was treating you right. The thing I don't understand is why you come out and sleep with Heidi anyway? You got two kids on welfare now. What're you goin' to bed with her, you don't have enough with one wife and two kids on welfare, you want a wife and three kids on welfare?"
"I know you wouldn't need Leon if Heidi was treating you right. The thing I don't understand is why you come out and sleep with Heidi anyway? You got two kids on welfare now. What're you goin' to bed with her, you don't have enough with one wife and two kids on welfare, you want a wife and three kids on welfare?","Not now, Mom, please."
"Not now, Mom, please.",What'll you do? Come out.
What'll you do? Come out.,"I can't, Mom. If I come out Sal will them."
"I can't, Mom. If I come out Sal will them.",Oh. Run.
Oh. Run.,What the for? Twenty-five years in the pen?
What the for? Twenty-five years in the pen?,Maybe...
Maybe...,"Maybe! Aw Christ, what dreams you live on! Maybe what?"
"I'm a and an outcast. There isn't one single person in my life I haven't hurt through my love. You understand that? I'm the most dangerous person in the world, because if I love you, watch out, you're gonna get over and out!",No!
No!,Did Pop come down?
Did Pop come down?,"No. This really him off, Sonny. He says you're dead. He says he doesn't have a son."
"No. This really him off, Sonny. He says you're dead. He says he doesn't have a son.",He's right. You shoulda done what he did. Go home. Don't talk to the FBI anymore.
Who the is that?,<i>That's the crew. They follow us.</i>
Bail jumper's name is Cookie Kincaid. Nineteen years old. His mommie posted bail when he was arrested for allegedly partaking in a drive-by shooting in Hawthorne.,<i>He killed two children.</i>
<i>He killed two children.</i>,Fella takes out two kids and has the audacity to not show up for trial.
Fella takes out two kids and has the audacity to not show up for trial.,<i>We gotta bring him in.</i>
<i>We gotta bring him in.</i>,"Will you speak the English language? The poor girl has no clue what you're talking about. The boy speaks English, you know. Reads, writes, I swear it. He does this when he's around girls. Thinks it's cute."
"Will you speak the English language? The poor girl has no clue what you're talking about. The boy speaks English, you know. Reads, writes, I swear it. He does this when he's around girls. Thinks it's cute.","<i>I'm gonna you, Ed.</i>"
Jesus Christ! What's that smell?,<i>The children like to urinate in the balls.</i>
<i>The children like to urinate in the balls.</i>,Fuckin' A! We got a five hour drive back to LA ahead of us. <b> EXT. MACDONALD'S -- PARKING LOT -- MOMENTS LATER </b> Choco is now stripped down to his boxer shorts in the back PARKING LOT of the MacDonald's. Alf is hosing him down. Domino stares at Choco... admiring his body.
So what?,"You know what I'm talking about, did you her?"
I just charged $12.95 to our room for that movie. Now I'll never know how the story ends.,"Don't with me, Ed. Not you, not tonight."
Why the are we delivering them out here? I can't even find any warrants in the system for these four.,<i>The system hasn't been updated.</i>
I've already formulated a plan.,What?
What?,My armored car business. We just signed a new insurance policy in Nevada. There's a loophole.
My armored car business. We just signed a new insurance policy in Nevada. There's a loophole.,"There's always a loophole with you, Claremont. Your black is one big loophole. <b> INT. VEGAS SECURITY LOCKDOWN -- [FLASH FORWARD] NIGHT"
Where are you? <b> INT. CHEVY SUBURBAN -- NEXT </b> Claremont is behind the Wheel of a BLACK CHEVY SUBURBAN. He pulls into the Texaco parking lot.,I'm pulling up right now. Evacuate the van! Plans have changed! <b> EXT. TEXACO STATION -- NEXT
You motherfuckin' Tino. You us so bad.,I up. You can't help your greedy black lying from trying to get everything. All you've done is put a death sentence on Meeka.
<i>The was bluffing. There were no dupe tapes. If there were... they'd have shown them to me by now.</i>,Show me the tapes. I want to see them.
Show me the tapes. I want to see them.,Not yet. <b> INT. CAST WINNEBAGO -- NEXT </b> Alf pulls onto the 15 FREEWAY.
Not yet. <b> INT. CAST WINNEBAGO -- NEXT </b> Alf pulls onto the 15 FREEWAY.,Take us to Vegas.
<i>Now the was getting personal.</i>,That's the only way you can cope with the route your life has taken. The fact that you made the choice to pursue this life- style... much to the chagrin of your mother... who is so clearly ashamed of you. Imagine her shame when we cart you off to prison because you won't just tell the truth about what really happened. <b> EXT. NEVADA DESERT -- DAY FOR NIGHT [MESCALINE TRIP]
<i>That's my best friend. His name is Choco. He's always fancied me... but too shy to ever do anything about it.</i>,Chi-Chi! CHI-CHI!
Chi-Chi! CHI-CHI!,"Chi-Chi has gone to doggie heaven,"
Everything. It is a ghastly existence.,Why must you fight... everything that is normal? You are blessed with such beauty. Life could be so easy... if only you allowed yourself to fit the mold.
Why must you fight... everything that is normal? You are blessed with such beauty. Life could be so easy... if only you allowed yourself to fit the mold.,The mold? I am living among these crypto-fascist Orange County with daddy's BMW and the job... just waiting to implode.
The mold? I am living among these crypto-fascist Orange County with daddy's BMW and the job... just waiting to implode.,Crypto-fascist? Who talks like this?!
Crypto-fascist? Who talks like this?!,I refuse to turn out like them. Twenty-one years old and they're already looking for a husband. with no self- esteem. They let the boys control their lives. Not me.
I refuse to turn out like them. Twenty-one years old and they're already looking for a husband. with no self- esteem. They let the boys control their lives. Not me.,Must you use that awful word?
Must you use that awful word?, 
 ,Stop it.
Stop it., 
 ,I said stop it.
I said stop it.,It's just a word. Why does everyone in this country get their knickers in a twist by the slightest bit of indecent conversation?
We didn't sign on for this This is intense. I need to call my agent.,"Just shut up and do what they say. They're gonna us if we don't, Ian."
Get Cynthia on the line. <i>They changed the font.</i>,Okay. Domino Harvey is here.
Okay. Domino Harvey is here.,Send her through to the conference room. <b> INT. FOX TELEVISION STUDIOS -- LOBBY -- NEXT
Ain't nobody gonna call me a without some payback.,Nobody.
<i>Gotta Gotta give some lip/ Gotta make my tip/ But keep yo hands to yourself - Cuz you ain't touching these,<i>House is a wreck/ Gotta collect my check/ Gotta perfume my neck/ But keep yo hands off the weave cuz this black don't the
What did I tell ya 'bout dat noise?,What did I tell ya 'bout dem pictures?
What did I tell ya 'bout dem pictures?,What da Are you deaf?
What da Are you deaf?,"No, are you? We want some Black people up on the Wall of Fame."
"No, are you? We want some Black people up on the Wall of Fame.",Turn that JUNGLE MUSIC off. We ain't in Africa.
Why it gotta be about jungle music and Africa?,It's about turning that off and getting the outta my pizzeria.
You the man.,You the man.
You the man.,"No, you the man."
"No, you the man.",No. I'm just a struggling Black man trying to keep my hard in a cruel and harsh world.
You a simple Where did you read that?,"Don't worry about it. But when it happens and I'm in my boat and ya black is drowning, don't ask me to throw you a lifesaver either."
"You are too cruel to Da Mayor, it isn't right.","I'm not studying no Mayor. Besides, he reminds me of my least favorite peoples. My tenants and my ex- his soul."
"Twenty ""D"" Duracells.","Twenty ""C"" Duracells."
"Twenty ""C"" Duracells.","D, not C."
"D, not C.",C Duracell.
C Duracell.,D! D! D! You dumb Learn how to speak English first. D.
wasn't saying,Look at that.
It's a shame.,What is?
ML stands for ML. That's it.,"Naw, that's some Now you know how I got that name."
"Naw, that's some Now you know how I got that name.","Negroes me, always holdin' onto, talkin' 'bout their dicks."
Hey! What did I say?,Who doesn't work? Don't start no won't be no
Who doesn't work? Don't start no won't be no,"Mookie, no cursing in the store."
"Mookie, no cursing in the store.",Talk to your son.
"Sal, if you want me to deliver any faster, get me a jet rocket or something, cuz I can't run with pizzas, all the cheese ends up on one side and",I didn't say nuthin'. You must have a guilty conscience. What are you guilty of?
I didn't say nuthin'. You must have a guilty conscience. What are you guilty of?,I'm not guilty of nuthin'.
I'm not guilty of nuthin'.,You must be guilty of something or you would have never come in saying the things you said.
You must be guilty of something or you would have never come in saying the things you said.,"C'mon, Sal."
"C'mon, Sal.",Where we goin'?
"Ya just got paid, so leave me the alone.",You only pay me two-fifty a week. I owe you fifty bucks.
You only pay me two-fifty a week. I owe you fifty bucks.,Keep it.
Keep it.,You keep it.
You keep it.,Christmas came early.
I'm gonna take off ya clothes.,"Mookie, I told you already it's too hot to make love."
"Mookie, I told you already it's too hot to make love.",Why you gotta curse?
Why you gotta curse?,"I'm sorry, but no rawness is jumping off tonight."
"I'm sorry, but no rawness is jumping off tonight.",No rawness.
Where are you going?,To get my money.
To get my money.,"Mookie, you must think I'm or something. You're gonna run outta here and I won't see your black for another week."
"Mookie, you must think I'm or something. You're gonna run outta here and I won't see your black for another week.","Tina, it's not like that."
"Pop, I don't believe this We runnin' welfare or somethin'? Every day you give dat bum--",Da Mayor ain't no bum.
Da Mayor ain't no bum.,Give dat bum a dollar for sweeping our sidewalk. What do we pay Mookie for? He don't even work. I work harder than him and I'm your own son.
Give dat bum a dollar for sweeping our sidewalk. What do we pay Mookie for? He don't even work. I work harder than him and I'm your own son.,Who don't work? Let's see you carry six large pies up six flights of stairs. No elevator either and
Shut up. The Boss! Bruuucce!!!!,"Sounds funny to me. As much as you say this and that, all your favorite people are ""niggers."""
"Pino, I think secretly that you wish you were Black. That's what I think. Vito, what do you say?","Y'know, I've been listening and reading 'bout Farrakhan, ya didn't know that, did you?"
"Y'know, I've been listening and reading 'bout Farrakhan, ya didn't know that, did you?",I didn't know you could read.
I didn't know you could read.,"you. Anyway, Minister Farrakhan always talks about the so-called ""day"" when the Black man will rise. ""We will one day rule the earth as we did in our glorious past."" You really believe that"
"you. Anyway, Minister Farrakhan always talks about the so-called ""day"" when the Black man will rise. ""We will one day rule the earth as we did in our glorious past."" You really believe that",It's e-vit-able.
It's e-vit-able.,Keep dreaming.
Keep dreaming.,"you, pizza, and Frank Sinatra, too."
"you, pizza, and Frank Sinatra, too.","Well, you, too, and Michael Jordan."
"Dago, garlic-breath, guinea, pizza-slinging, spaghetti-bending, Vic Damone, Perry Como, Luciano Pavarotti, Sole Mio, nonsinging","You gold-teeth, gold-chain-wearing, fried-chicken-and-biscuit-eatin', monkey, ape, baboon, big thigh, fast-running, three-hundred-sixty- degree-basketball-dunking spade Moulan Yan."
Get the broom.,I ain't getting
"Sal's Famous Pizzeria, yeah, two large pizzas, pepperoni and anchovies, hold on... See, Pop, Mookie talking on the phone and people are trying to call in orders. He's making us lose business.","Mookie, you're up."
"Mookie, you're up.",Twenty minutes. How come you are so
Wipe your feet. My parents are totally,Ooh gross.
Ooh gross.,Would you like something to drink?
Would you like something to drink?,"Yeah, but I'm buying."
"By the way, did Captain Rob mention how I beat the out of him this afternoon?",No. What happened?
No. What happened?,"Nothing. Why, whaddya hear?"
Beats me. It's Jessica's Dad - she said he's really,That's gross.
That's gross.,I know.
I think you did it.,"right I did it. Went back and set the house on fire, his little testified in court - and I ended up doing ten years at Rikers, got my teeth knocked out by Mike the"
"right I did it. Went back and set the house on fire, his little testified in court - and I ended up doing ten years at Rikers, got my teeth knocked out by Mike the",What the are you talking about?
"Bela, don't worry. You're better than all this",I never said I could ad-lib...
I never said I could ad-lib...,"Forget about it. We'll make our new movie, and you'll be a star again."
"""Dear, you are a woman of super strength and beauty. A lovely vision of exquisitely beauty -- Eddie, I'm sorry I can't remember all this. I'm an old man. It's too long.","That's fine, Bela. We're still rolling. Just say ""Dear, you're lovely."""
"That's fine, Bela. We're still rolling. Just say ""Dear, you're lovely.""","""Dear, you're lovely."" ""Strap her to the table."""
Let's shoot this Where do I go?,You'll be fighting with the octopus.
You'll be fighting with the octopus.,Out <u>there</u>?! What happened to the stream?
Out <u>there</u>?! What happened to the stream?,This'll look a lot better. We have to match the stock footage of the octopus underwater.
This'll look a lot better. We have to match the stock footage of the octopus underwater.,"Oh, for Christ's sake."
it's cold!,"Once you're in it, it warms up."
"Once you're in it, it warms up.","you! <u>You</u> come out here. Hey, toss me that J.D."
"Do you know I turned down ""Frankenstein""?",Huh?
Huh?,"After I did ""Dracula,"" the studio offered me ""Frankenstein""! But I turned it down, the part wasn't sexy enough. It was too degrading for a big star like me."
"Sweetie, you won't believe it! I've got the most incredible news!",You got the job?!!
You got the job?!!,"Huh?! Oh, uh, no, I didn't get the job. But something <u>better</u> happened!"
"Huh?! Oh, uh, no, I didn't get the job. But something <u>better</u> happened!",Better than not getting a job?
Better than not getting a job?,Yeah! I met a movie star! Somebody <u>really big</u>!
Yeah! I met a movie star! Somebody <u>really big</u>!,Who? Robert Taylor?!
Who? Robert Taylor?!,No! A horror movie star!
No! A horror movie star!,Boris Karloff!?
Boris Karloff!?,Close! The <u>other</u> one!
Close! The <u>other</u> one!,You met Basil Rathbone!
You met Basil Rathbone!,"Oh, the with you. I met BELA LUGOSI!"
"Oh, the with you. I met BELA LUGOSI!",I thought he was dead.
It's a good role.,"<u>That's not the issue</u>!! Ugh! How can you act so casual, when you're dressed like that?!"
"<u>That's not the issue</u>!! Ugh! How can you act so casual, when you're dressed like that?!",It takes me comfortable.
It takes me comfortable.,"Oh, just like in the script!"
"Look on the bright side. If we miss the rent, what's the worst they can do?",Toss us out on our
Toss us out on our,Exactly.
landlord.,I told you this was gonna happen.
I told you this was gonna happen.,"Maybe if you'd come to the backers party, I would've gotten the money."
"Maybe if you'd come to the backers party, I would've gotten the money.",That's moronic. Why would a bit player impress a backer?
That's moronic. Why would a bit player impress a backer?,"Look, how many times can I say I'm sorry? I blew it! I thought she was rich."
"Look, how many times can I say I'm sorry? I blew it! I thought she was rich.",That's a good reason to dump your girlfriend.
That's a good reason to dump your girlfriend.,<u>I didn't dump you</u>! Get it through your skull -- I just recast the part!
"Hey big shot, get off your They need a potted palm over in the Carl Laemmle Building.","Sure thing, Mr. Kravitz."
He's a <u>bum</u>.,"No he's not! Do you realize how much money he made for this studio over the years? ""Dracula""! ""The Raven""! ""The Black Cat""!"
"No he's not! Do you realize how much money he made for this studio over the years? ""Dracula""! ""The Raven""! ""The Black Cat""!",Yeah? Well now he's a He don't deserve to work.
Yeah? Well now he's a He don't deserve to work.,That's not true --
That's not true --,"He's so great, <u>you</u> hire him."
"He's so great, <u>you</u> hire him.","Well, uh, if I could I would..."
I can't believe it. These sound like <u>my</u> problems!,"It's the money men. You never know who's a windbag, and who's got the goods. And then they all think <u>they're</u> a director..."
"It's the money men. You never know who's a windbag, and who's got the goods. And then they all think <u>they're</u> a director...",Ain't that the truth! I've even bad producers recut my movies --
Ain't that the truth! I've even bad producers recut my movies --,"Ugh, I hate when that happens."
"Ugh, I hate when that happens.",And they always want to cast their buddies -- it doesn't even <u>matter</u> if they're right for the part!
And they always want to cast their buddies -- it doesn't even <u>matter</u> if they're right for the part!,"Tell me about it. I'm supposed to do a thriller at Universal, and they want Charlton Heston to play a <u>Mexican</u>!"
"Eddie, you must have me confused with David Selznick. I don't make major motion pictures. I make","Yeah, but if you took that and put a star in it, you'd have something!"
"Yeah, but if you took that and put a star in it, you'd have something!",Yeah. with a star.
Yeah. with a star.,No! It would be something better! Something <u>impressive</u>. The biggest moneymaker you've ever had!
No! It would be something better! Something <u>impressive</u>. The biggest moneymaker you've ever had!,"Fine, maybe you're right. But it doesn't friggin' matter. I can't afford a star, so I don't even know what we're talking about."
Does this mean you don't like with girls?,No! I love with girls.
No! I love with girls.,Oh. Okay.
Oh. Okay.,Okay?
"Well, I was wondering if maybe sometime you'd like to go out, and maybe grab some dinner.",You mean like a date? I thought you were a
You mean like a date? I thought you were a,"ME?! No, uh, I'm just a transvestite."
"ME?! No, uh, I'm just a transvestite.",Isn't that the same thing?
Isn't that the same thing?,"No, no! I like girls. So how 'bout Friday?"
"No, no! I like girls. So how 'bout Friday?","Look, you seem like a nice guy, Ed, but you're just not my type. But keep in touch. Let me know when your movie opens."
"I'11 have to pass, Al. And it's not an age thing --",No! Do they show you having
No! Do they show you having,"No. Kissing and hugging, okay, but if it's actual they have to cut away."
"No. Kissing and hugging, okay, but if it's actual they have to cut away.",At what point?
At what point?,"At the point -- I don't -- Look you'd be on TV maybe one or two times each. I'11 try to avoid I'11 go out of my way to avoid, getting together with you. Believe me."
Have I ever said a bad word to you about your father?,No.
No.,"Well, now I will. He was a crazy mean,"
You think she really likes him?,She doesn't give a about him.
She doesn't give a about him.,You know what would be great?
You know what would be great?,What?
What?,If Ray would steal this girl from Ed. That would be great.
"Now look. Don't freeze up on me. I picked you because you had kind of a relaxed, go-with-the-flow quality. You're not going to lose that, are you?","No, uh..."
"No, uh...",I bet my career on you. You'd better be good.
I bet my career on you. You'd better be good.,Don't say that. That's like... telling a guy before you have you'd better be good. You don't do that.
Don't say that. That's like... telling a guy before you have you'd better be good. You don't do that.,I do.
"Ed, everything goes off. ""Cheers"" went off. ""Mash"" went off --","Yeah, but when they went off people weren't making fun of them. They weren't bozos! I'm Pumpkin again!"
"Yeah, but when they went off people weren't making fun of them. They weren't bozos! I'm Pumpkin again!",Ed --
Ed --,"You know, everything you asked me to do I did. I call you for advice about Shari you say - ""Leave her be, see other people for a while."" You just wanted me to get involved with Jill because it made for a better show."
"You know, everything you asked me to do I did. I call you for advice about Shari you say - ""Leave her be, see other people for a while."" You just wanted me to get involved with Jill because it made for a better show.",Ed --
Ed --,No. You up my life just so you could get higher ratings. You never gave a about me.
No. You up my life just so you could get higher ratings. You never gave a about me.,Yeah? Well I'm not starting now.
What happened?,It was horrible. He called me up.
It was horrible. He called me up.,Who?
Who?,Hank! He said he wanted to talk to me to apologize for everything he begged -- he cried. So I went to this horrible hotel he was staying in... I felt so sorry for him --
Hank! He said he wanted to talk to me to apologize for everything he begged -- he cried. So I went to this horrible hotel he was staying in... I felt so sorry for him --,So you had with him?
What?,The doctor said you were having
The doctor said you were having,To you? In front of him? With the...
To you? In front of him? With the...,Yes. He assumed Hank was your husband. He didn't know.
Yes. He assumed Hank was your husband. He didn't know.,Oh my On TV!
Oh my On TV!,Why? How...
Why? How...,One thing led to another. He was my husband once.
One thing led to another. He was my husband once.,But Al is your husband now!
But Al is your husband now!,Do you think it's been easy for me? It's been years. Al can't have
Do you think it's been easy for me? It's been years. Al can't have,"Apparently, neither can Hank. What the did you do to him?"
"Um, yeah, I was gonna ...",What's the deal? Did anybody make a decision -
What's the deal? Did anybody make a decision -,"Ed, look, uh... you're not getting the job. They're gonna transfer someone from another store to manage this store when I leave to manage the new store. I'm sorry."
"Ed, look, uh... you're not getting the job. They're gonna transfer someone from another store to manage this store when I leave to manage the new store. I'm sorry.","Oh, Christ. Did you go to bat for me?"
"Oh, Christ. Did you go to bat for me?",I batted!
I batted!,You batted or you bunted?
You batted or you bunted?,"Hey. I went as far as I felt comfortable. I mean, you know, let's face it -- you come and go here as you please. You work when you feel like it -- you know, Bruce Springsteen's birthday is not a legal holiday."
"Hey. I went as far as I felt comfortable. I mean, you know, let's face it -- you come and go here as you please. You work when you feel like it -- you know, Bruce Springsteen's birthday is not a legal holiday.","Well, then I'm quitting."
"Well, then I'm quitting.","Ed, come on. What's that gonna do? You're gonna bring Blockbuster to their knees. Let me recommend a movie to you. It's called ""Get your together before it's too late."""
"Ed, come on. What's that gonna do? You're gonna bring Blockbuster to their knees. Let me recommend a movie to you. It's called ""Get your together before it's too late.""",Who's in it?
Don't defend that horse's to me.,"I'm not. I'm not. I'm just Look -- you know, in a way, it's good. He got this out of his system now and he knows it's not worth it and, you know, someday if you guys got married or something --"
"I'm not. I'm not. I'm just Look -- you know, in a way, it's good. He got this out of his system now and he knows it's not worth it and, you know, someday if you guys got married or something --",Ha!
Ha!,Okay ...
Okay ...,I've got news for you-- I never intended to marry him.
I've got news for you-- I never intended to marry him.,Oh... how come?
This is going right up your,Come on.
"You're gonna be a video store clerk for the rest of your life? This is your big ambition, rearranging the ""Ernest"" movies?",off.
off.,How many opportunities are you going to get in your life?
How many opportunities are you going to get in your life?,I don't know.
I don't know.,That's right. You don't know. Doors don't fly open for guys like us.
That's right. You don't know. Doors don't fly open for guys like us.,"Hey. You know-- we're not the same. I got a good life, this job suits me. I come and go when I please --"
"Hey. You know-- we're not the same. I got a good life, this job suits me. I come and go when I please --","Oh, don't a bullshitter. If you're happy like this you're an idiot, and you're not an idiot. Hi."
That girl's an idiot.,What?... Why?
You did it at your house? Your own house?,"Look, Jim... Okay. I know it all seems crazy, and maybe it did start out, you know, for the... for the and the danger. But now it's different. Jim, what I'm trying to tell you is that Tracy and I are totally, totally in love."
"Look, Jim... Okay. I know it all seems crazy, and maybe it did start out, you know, for the... for the and the danger. But now it's different. Jim, what I'm trying to tell you is that Tracy and I are totally, totally in love.",In love?
In love?,"Yeah, it's serious. I mean she inspires me in ways Sherry never has. She even wants to read my novel."
"Yeah, it's serious. I mean she inspires me in ways Sherry never has. She even wants to read my novel.",But you haven't written your novel.
But you haven't written your novel.,That's the whole point. It's all in my head; it's right here. I just got to get it out there. Tracy wants me to write it so she can read it. It's beautiful.
That's the whole point. It's all in my head; it's right here. I just got to get it out there. Tracy wants me to write it so she can read it. It's beautiful.,"Dave, I'm just saying this as your friend. What you're doing is really, really wrong, and you've got to stop."
What d'you got?,I'm not supposed to tell. Not until you've counted too. We're each supposed to make an independent count.
I'm not supposed to tell. Not until you've counted too. We're each supposed to make an independent count.,"You're kidding, right?"
"You're kidding, right?","I thought those were the rules, Mr. McAllister. If they've changed in any way --"
"I thought those were the rules, Mr. McAllister. If they've changed in any way --","Larry, we're not electing the Pope here. Just tell me who won."
I want you to do something for me.,"Swallows, unsure what heaven or awaits him."
"Swallows, unsure what heaven or awaits him.",I just have to get something. I'll be right back.
"That little made a fool of us I want her out of the election. Getting everybody all riled up like that. She's finished, you hear me? Washed up.","Walt, we can't throw her out of the election just because we don't like her speech. That's not what student government's about."
"Walt, we can't throw her out of the election just because we don't like her speech. That's not what student government's about.",Yeah... whatever. All I know is she's a troublemaker. She's on my list.
"After Dave got fired, Sherry kicked him out of the house and filed for divorce.",Your novel? Are you kidding me?
Where 're you going?,I'm not like you.
I'm not like you.,What...?
What...?,"I'm not a okay, and we're not in love. We were just... I was just experimenting."
"Hey, Tammy, guess what happened today.",Don't you knock?
Don't you knock?,"Yeah. So guess what happened. So Mr. McAllister, he -- Oh hi. Lisa."
"Yeah. So guess what happened. So Mr. McAllister, he -- Oh hi. Lisa.","Paul, get out!"
"Paul, get out!",So Mr. M. calls me in and tells me --
Have you ever heard of Stensland?,No I haven't. Do you know why Pierce is humoring you?
No I haven't. Do you know why Pierce is humoring you?,"You use words like that, you might make me mad."
"You use words like that, you might make me mad.",Yes. But do you know?
Yes. But do you know?,"Yeah I know. Patchett's running and judging by his address, probably something bigger on the side. He doesn't want any attention."
"Yeah I know. Patchett's running and judging by his address, probably something bigger on the side. He doesn't want any attention.","That's right. Our motives are selfish, so we're cooperating."
"That's right. Our motives are selfish, so we're cooperating.",Why was Susan Lefferts at the Nite Owl?
Why was Susan Lefferts at the Nite Owl?,I don't know. I never heard of the Nite Owl till today.
I don't know. I never heard of the Nite Owl till today.,Did Lefferts have a boyfriend?
Did Lefferts have a boyfriend?,"Like I said we were friendly, not friends."
"Like I said we were friendly, not friends.",How'd she meet Patchett?
How'd she meet Patchett?,"Pierce meets people. Sue came on the bus with dreams of Hollywood. This is how they turned out. Thanks to Pierce, we still get to act a little."
"Pierce meets people. Sue came on the bus with dreams of Hollywood. This is how they turned out. Thanks to Pierce, we still get to act a little.",Tell me about Patchett.
Tell me about Patchett.,He's waiting for you to mention mention.
He's waiting for you to mention mention.,"You want some advice, Miss Bracken?"
"You want some advice, Miss Bracken?",It's Lynn.
It's Lynn.,"Miss Bracken, don't ever try to bribe me or threaten me or I'll have you and Patchett in up to your ears."
"I remember you from Christmas Eve. You have a thing for helping women, don't you, Officer White?",Maybe I'm just curious.
Maybe I'm just curious.,You say 'fuck' a lot.
You say 'fuck' a lot.,You for money.
You for money.,There's blood on your shirt. Is that an integral part of your job?
There's blood on your shirt. Is that an integral part of your job?,Yeah.
Yeah.,Do you enjoy it?
Do you enjoy it?,When they deserve it.
When they deserve it.,Did they deserve it today?
Did they deserve it today?,I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.,But you did it anyway.
But you did it anyway.,"Yeah, just like the half dozen guys you today."
"Yeah, just like the half dozen guys you today.","Actually, it was two. You're different, Officer White. You're the first man in five years who didn't tell me I look like Veronica Lake inside of a minute."
"Actually, it was two. You're different, Officer White. You're the first man in five years who didn't tell me I look like Veronica Lake inside of a minute.","You look better than Veronica Lake. Now, <u>Pierce Patchett</u>."
"You look better than Veronica Lake. Now, <u>Pierce Patchett</u>.",He takes a cut of our earnings and invests it for us. He makes us quit the life at thirty. He doesn't let us use narcotics and he doesn't abuse us. Can your policeman's mentality grasp those contradictions?
He takes a cut of our earnings and invests it for us. He makes us quit the life at thirty. He doesn't let us use narcotics and he doesn't abuse us. Can your policeman's mentality grasp those contradictions?,He had you cut to look like Veronica Lake?
He had you cut to look like Veronica Lake?,"No. I'm really a brunette, but the rest is me. And that's all the news that's fit to print."
What's going to happen to Stensland? He'll give himself cirrhosis over this. <u>He's one</u> <u>year from his pension</u>.,"It would've happened years ago if you hadn't carried him. Why the loyalty, Wendell?"
"It would've happened years ago if you hadn't carried him. Why the loyalty, Wendell?",He helped me out once. That's all.
He helped me out once. That's all.,"Your partner's through. Department scapegoat on the Chief's orders. He's been billed, he'll be indicted and he'll swing."
"Your partner's through. Department scapegoat on the Chief's orders. He's been billed, he'll be indicted and he'll swing.",Him and me both. Exley</u>.
Him and me both. Exley</u>.,Don't underestimate his skills. As a politician he exceeds even myself. But the department needs smart men like Exley and... direct men like yourself
Don't underestimate his skills. As a politician he exceeds even myself. But the department needs smart men like Exley and... direct men like yourself,<u>What do you want</u>?
<u>What do you want</u>?,"Wendell, I want you to come to work for me."
"Wendell, I want you to come to work for me.",Doing what? Mowing your lawn?
"You're perplexing to me these days, Wendell. You're not your old, cruel self anymore. I need proof that the extracurricular work I had planned for you remains within your grasp.",What work?
What work?,"I've long been involved in containing hard crime in such a way that myself and a few colleagues might someday enjoy a profit dispensation. That day will soon be here and you'll share handsomely. Grand means will be in our hands, Wendell."
"I've long been involved in containing hard crime in such a way that myself and a few colleagues might someday enjoy a profit dispensation. That day will soon be here and you'll share handsomely. Grand means will be in our hands, Wendell.","Imagine crime limited to the criminal element who perpetrate it. Imagine the means to keep the filth sedated. But don't stop there. Extrapolate. Imagine the police in control. It's big, lad."
"Imagine crime limited to the criminal element who perpetrate it. Imagine the means to keep the filth sedated. But don't stop there. Extrapolate. Imagine the police in control. It's big, lad.","You lost me, Dudley. I don't know what you're talking about."
"You lost me, Dudley. I don't know what you're talking about.","You have your extracurricular secrets, I have mine. We'll hold a clarification session soon. For now, I need your fearsome old habits at the Victory Motel. We're going to brace a man who may know who killed Jack Vincennes. Can I count on you?"
"You have your extracurricular secrets, I have mine. We'll hold a clarification session soon. For now, I need your fearsome old habits at the Victory Motel. We're going to brace a man who may know who killed Jack Vincennes. Can I count on you?","Sure, boss. Sure you can."
A guy with a gun? You expect anyone to believe that?,Get the away from me.
How's it going to look on your report?,It'll look like justice. That's what that got. <u>Justice</u>.
It'll look like justice. That's what that got. <u>Justice</u>.,"You don't know what the word means, you dumb"
"Pierce Patchett figures in, too. That's the angle Jack was working. Dudley must work for Patchett.",Let's just them.
Let's just them.,What?
What?,"For Jack, for Stensland, for anybody else who got in the way. I've been trying to be smart. A detective. But killing those two that would be justice."
"For Jack, for Stensland, for anybody else who got in the way. I've been trying to be smart. A detective. But killing those two that would be justice.","Stay smart, Bud. We build a case. We play by the rules."
"Stay smart, Bud. We build a case. We play by the rules.",There are no rules! Why the are you doing this? The Nite Owl made you. You want to tear all that down.
There are no rules! Why the are you doing this? The Nite Owl made you. You want to tear all that down.,With a wrecking ball. You want to help me swing it?
Officer White. I heard you got a for wife beaters.,"And you people up for a living. That don't make me you. <u>Capisce</u>, shitbird?"
"Wendell White, how's tricks, <u>paesano</u>?","I ain't your <u>paesano</u>, you"
How 'bout I give you your balls back?,Before Meeks disappeared he was popping off about trying to move eighteen pounds of
Before Meeks disappeared he was popping off about trying to move eighteen pounds of,Where would a two-bit ex-cop get 18 pounds of
Where would a two-bit ex-cop get 18 pounds of,"Deuce Perkins. Mickey C's narcotics lieutenant. The night he got clipped, eighteen pounds of Mickey's went missing."
Cotton balls. I found them just inside the meat locker door.,<u>Ear plugs</u>.
<u>Ear plugs</u>.,Exactly. At least one of those animals had the brains to protect his ears.
Exactly. At least one of those animals had the brains to protect his ears.,It doesn't exactly play like dumb panic.
It doesn't exactly play like dumb panic.,What do you mean?
What do you mean?,It's like they knew they were going to everyone before they went in...
It's like they knew they were going to everyone before they went in...,"Yeah, so..."
"You look like Robinson after that last LaMotta fight. 'Course LaMotta looked a lot worse. So you're twenty-two, right?","Man, why do you keep asking me that?"
"Man, why do you keep asking me that?","Just getting my facts straight. Twenty-two makes it a gas chamber bounce. You should have pulled this caper a couple of years ago. Get life, do a little Youth Authority jolt, transfer to Folsom a big man. Orbit on some of that good prison brew, get yourself a --"
"Just getting my facts straight. Twenty-two makes it a gas chamber bounce. You should have pulled this caper a couple of years ago. Get life, do a little Youth Authority jolt, transfer to Folsom a big man. Orbit on some of that good prison brew, get yourself a --",I never truck with no sissies!
I never truck with no sissies!,That Larry. I almost believed him.
That Larry. I almost believed him.,Believed what?
Believed what?,"Nothing, Ray. That Larry, he's a You did the Casitas Youth Camp with him, didn't you?"
"Nothing, Ray. That Larry, he's a You did the Casitas Youth Camp with him, didn't you?","Man, why're you talkin' about Larry? His business is his business."
And?,"In my car. Blackmail The trunk under the carpet. Patchett got me to photograph a cop this gorgeous Lynn, looks just like Veronicaaa --"
"I'm loathe to my brother officers, Edmund.",Tell that to Jack Vincennes. To Stensland.
Tell that to Jack Vincennes. To Stensland.,"Jack was a shame, but Stensland had the audacity to try to sell me my own Through his girl friend. I sent him to make the buy. The rest is history."
"Jack was a shame, but Stensland had the audacity to try to sell me my own Through his girl friend. I sent him to make the buy. The rest is history.",Why?
Why?,"A vacuum, Edmund. That's what we have in Los Angeles. Sending Mickey Cohen up created it. My containment work maintained it. Certain photographs guarantee it. Organized crime has been held back, but there's still a demand for the services it provides."
"A vacuum, Edmund. That's what we have in Los Angeles. Sending Mickey Cohen up created it. My containment work maintained it. Certain photographs guarantee it. Organized crime has been held back, but there's still a demand for the services it provides.",And now you'll provide them.
And now you'll provide them.,"Absolutely. Prostitution and gambling are victimless crimes. The we'll run down to the coloreds. Anesthetize them. As long as it's not a middle class problem, no one will care. It's still a crime free city... for respectable people."
You're the key witness?,That's right.
That's right.,I should've known. What's the Chief throwing you?
I should've known. What's the Chief throwing you?,<u>Throwing me</u>?
<u>Throwing me</u>?,"Yeah, Exley. What's the payoff?"
"Yeah, Exley. What's the payoff?",You're the payoff expert. I'm just doing my duty.
You're the payoff expert. I'm just doing my duty.,"You're playing an angle, college boy. You're getting something out of this so you don't have to hobnob with the rank and file cops who'll hate your guts for snitching. If they're making you a detective, watch out. Some Bureau guys are gonna burn in this and you're gonna have to work with friends of theirs."
"You're playing an angle, college boy. You're getting something out of this so you don't have to hobnob with the rank and file cops who'll hate your guts for snitching. If they're making you a detective, watch out. Some Bureau guys are gonna burn in this and you're gonna have to work with friends of theirs.",What about you?
What about you?,I'm snitching three old timers who'll be fishing in Oregon next week. Next to you I'm clean. And smart.
"I'm trying to figure what angle you're playing <u>this</u> time, but I sure as can't see one.",I've given up angles for awhile. I just want to solve this thing.
I've given up angles for awhile. I just want to solve this thing.,"The Nite Owl was solved, Lieutenant."
"The Nite Owl was solved, Lieutenant.",I want to do it right.
We did a piece last year. 'Ingenue In Hollywood.' Her name got mentioned.,Is she?
Is she?,"Beats me. Look, Jackie-Boy, a friend of mine just sold some to Matt Reynolds. He's tripping the light fantastic with Tammy Jordan at 2245 Maravilla, Hollywood Hills. It's right around the corner."
"Beats me. Look, Jackie-Boy, a friend of mine just sold some to Matt Reynolds. He's tripping the light fantastic with Tammy Jordan at 2245 Maravilla, Hollywood Hills. It's right around the corner.","You lost me, Sid. Who?"
"You lost me, Sid. Who?","Contract players at Metro. You pinch 'em. I do you up feature in the next issue. Plus the usual fifty cash. Tell me, am I Santa Claus?"
"Contract players at Metro. You pinch 'em. I do you up feature in the next issue. Plus the usual fifty cash. Tell me, am I Santa Claus?",I need an extra fifty. Two patrolmen at twenty apiece and a dime for the watch commander at Hollywood Station.
I need an extra fifty. Two patrolmen at twenty apiece and a dime for the watch commander at Hollywood Station.,Jack! It's Christmas!
Jack! It's Christmas!,No. It's felony possession of marijuana.
The Grauman's Chinese bust. He just got off the honor farm.,"What's he doing here, Sid?"
"What's he doing here, Sid?","You tight with the D.A., trash?"
"You tight with the D.A., trash?","Sure, he just tried to throw me off the force last Christmas as a little joke."
"Sure, he just tried to throw me off the force last Christmas as a little joke.",How'd you like a little payback? Not to mention a donation to the widows and orphans fund. Did you know Loew was a swish?
How'd you like a little payback? Not to mention a donation to the widows and orphans fund. Did you know Loew was a swish?,And Reynolds?
And Reynolds?,He's too. Metro paid him two grand a week to fake it with ingenues. On screen and off. I'm getting him to the D.A. for a hundred bucks. That's twice the fifty you got for wrecking his career.
"Sid, why would a guy like Pierce Patchett get involved with running dope and hookers?",Where'd you hear that?
Where'd you hear that?,Around.
Around.,"Jackie, all I know is what you know. The man is very rich. And he's invested in freeway construction so he's gonna get a lot richer. But that's it. Patchett's what I like to call 'Twilight.' He ain't he ain't Red, he can't help me in my quest for prime sinuendo."
And you were the last one to talk to him.,Yes.
Yes.,What'd he say to you?
What'd he say to you?,Nothing.
Nothing.,What'd he give to you?
What'd he give to you?,Nothing.
Nothing.,"Don't me, I can save your life."
"Don't me, I can save your life.","I'm telling you, I--"
Why don't you just call Brill directly.,I don't know who he is.
I don't know who he is.,I'm told you had an affair with Rachel Banks four years ago.
I'm told you had an affair with Rachel Banks four years ago.,Told by whom?
Told by whom?,"Considering the enormous exposure to which you've subjected this firm, I'd think you'd do best to simply answer my questions."
"Considering the enormous exposure to which you've subjected this firm, I'd think you'd do best to simply answer my questions.",Really?
Really?,Yes.
Yes.,"Well considering what a colossal bag you are, David, maybe I'd do best to simply kick your all over the capitol."
Why don't they just identify themselves and tell me what they want?,They're spooks.
They're spooks.,I don't know what that--
I don't know what that--,Exposure. They can't have it. They wanna learn what you know and then deal with it.
Exposure. They can't have it. They wanna learn what you know and then deal with it.,I don't know <u>anything</u>.
I don't know <u>anything</u>.,No
No,"What am I gonna do?! I mean, like, for the rest of my <u>life</u>?!"
"What am I gonna do?! I mean, like, for the rest of my <u>life</u>?!","Hey, if you live another week I'll be impressed."
"Hey, if you live another week I'll be impressed.",What if--
What if--,"Look, you gave me some work over the last year. We'll call it even."
What the,They shouldn't have come without calling first.
We're gonna lead Albert by the nose to one conclusion. And then when he's as we're gonna drop the tape in his lap. How fast can you teach me what I need to know?,How fast can you learn?
Did he give you anything?,No.
No.,Anything at all?
Anything at all?,"No, sir."
"No, sir.",Was he with anyone?
Was he with anyone?,Not that I could see.
Not that I could see.,Nobody gave you <u>anything</u>?
Nobody gave you <u>anything</u>?,No.
No.,Why'd you go to Harrison's?
Why'd you go to Harrison's?,To buy lingerie.
To buy lingerie.,For your wife?
For your wife?,"<u>Yes</u>, for my wife, what the kinds of questions are these."
"<u>Yes</u>, for my wife, what the kinds of questions are these.",I thought maybe it might be for Rachel Banks.
You <u>swore</u>!,I have lunch with Rachel once a month. She's my connection to an investigator.
I have lunch with Rachel once a month. She's my connection to an investigator.,I told you I didn't want you seeing her.
I told you I didn't want you seeing her.,I know.
I know.,"You had an affair with this woman, Robert, we went to a <u>counselor</u> for a year."
"You had an affair with this woman, Robert, we went to a <u>counselor</u> for a year.",I see her for business.
I see her for business.,You told me you weren't seeing her at <u>all</u>.
You told me you weren't seeing her at <u>all</u>.,"I didn't want you to be upset. I shouldn't have lied. Stacy, there's nothing between me and Rachel Banks."
What can I do for you?,"Well, I was hoping you might stop by my office to swear out a criminal deposition against some of your friends and co-workers."
"Well, I was hoping you might stop by my office to swear out a criminal deposition against some of your friends and co-workers.",Is this a fuckin' joke?
Is this a fuckin' joke?,"I don't believe it is, no."
"I don't believe it is, no.",Why the would I--
Why the would I--,I've got photographs of you at the Trenton Ramada looking very--
I've got photographs of you at the Trenton Ramada looking very--,That ain't me.
That ain't me.,It's not?
It's not?,You don't know who the
You don't know who the,That's not you having a whiskey sour with Carmine Morada.
That's not you having a whiskey sour with Carmine Morada.,This is You don't know <u>who's</u> in that--
This is You don't know <u>who's</u> in that--,"You're right, Mr. DePinto, and maybe I jumped the gun."
"You're right, Mr. DePinto, and maybe I jumped the gun.",You're right you jumped the gun.
You're right you jumped the gun.,"That's probably not you in the picture. I tell you what, I'll just run the thing by the Grand Jury, see if they can't--"
"That's probably not you in the picture. I tell you what, I'll just run the thing by the Grand Jury, see if they can't--",I want to talk to a lawyer.
I want to talk to a lawyer.,"Good news there, Mr. DePinto, you're talking to one."
Jesus! What?! You want money?!,Shut the up.
Gentlemen--,This is Someone's mixing up a bunch of half-truths to ruin me and to ruin my case.
This is Someone's mixing up a bunch of half-truths to ruin me and to ruin my case.,Who would do that?
Who would do that?,Maybe Bellmoth. Maybe the unions. I don't know.
Maybe Bellmoth. Maybe the unions. I don't know.,"Well until we find, you're gonna have to take a leave of absence."
"Well until we find, you're gonna have to take a leave of absence.",You're firing me.
You're firing me.,A leave of absence. Until we've sorted this all out.
A leave of absence. Until we've sorted this all out.,Put David on it. He seems anxious to clear my name.
Put David on it. He seems anxious to clear my name.,Bobby--
Bobby--,off.
"Well that's why I'm here, Mr. Dean. 'Cause you're a labor lawyer.",Good point.
Good point.,"Last night, Larry Spinks, he works the Steel Press, he goes to a bar with his wife Rosalie to have a glass of chianti 'cause it's his birthday, and these two guys, these they jump him when he goes to the bathroom."
"Last night, Larry Spinks, he works the Steel Press, he goes to a bar with his wife Rosalie to have a glass of chianti 'cause it's his birthday, and these two guys, these they jump him when he goes to the bathroom.","L.T., in this office I'd prefer you say Italian-Americans."
"L.T., in this office I'd prefer you say Italian-Americans.","I'm sorry, Mr. Dean. But Larry's in St. Lukes now, so I'm a little--I'm not myself. The Union bosses say unless we take Bellmoth's offer, it'll only get worse."
"I'm sorry, Mr. Dean. But Larry's in St. Lukes now, so I'm a little--I'm not myself. The Union bosses say unless we take Bellmoth's offer, it'll only get worse.",That's because your Union bosses <u>are</u> those
That's because your Union bosses <u>are</u> those,I don't under--
I don't under--,The Union's trying to railroad you into accepting terms worse than what you have now.
The Union's trying to railroad you into accepting terms worse than what you have now.,Why would the Union--
Robert--,Where's Stacy?
Where's Stacy?,She doesn't want to talk to you.
She doesn't want to talk to you.,What are you talking--
What are you talking--,She can't talk to you right now.
She can't talk to you right now.,Why?
Why?,"Because she's reading the newspaper, you"
Bobby? Piece of advice?,Yeah?
Yeah?,Turn yourself in.
Turn yourself in.,Jerry?
Jerry?,Yeah?
Yeah?,Go yourself.
Well we'd sure like to help you.,You would?
You would?,Yes. But we can't.
Yes. But we can't.,Why not?
Why not?,"Because we, and our associates, have paid out hundreds of thousands of dollars to shyster lawyers like you, <u>because</u> of shyster lawyers like you, and we'd just as soon sit back and sip a beer while you get by as many people as possible."
"""I know thy works and thy labour and how thou canst not bear them that are evil. And thou hast tried them who say they are apostles and hast found them to be liars"". Revelations II.",What the does it mean?
What the does it mean?,It means who's side are you on?
It means who's side are you on?,You didn't ask me to meet you 30 miles from my office for a Bible study class.
You didn't ask me to meet you 30 miles from my office for a Bible study class.,"It's a bi-partisan issue. Everyone needs to swallow hard. No one, including you, wants to be fingered as the one obstructing efforts to crack down on terrorism, and--"
"It's a bi-partisan issue. Everyone needs to swallow hard. No one, including you, wants to be fingered as the one obstructing efforts to crack down on terrorism, and--",you.
you.,What?
What?,I said you.
I said you.,Is that anyway to talk to an old school chum?
Is that anyway to talk to an old school chum?,"You're gonna finger me as soft on terrorism? <i>Terrorism,</i> you unconscionable"
"You're gonna finger me as soft on terrorism? <i>Terrorism,</i> you unconscionable","There are planes falling out of the sky, buildings blowing up. <i>American</i> buildings. <i>Americans</i> getting bombs in the mail. What are we gonna do!?"
"There are planes falling out of the sky, buildings blowing up. <i>American</i> buildings. <i>Americans</i> getting bombs in the mail. What are we gonna do!?","We're not gonna hand you and your band of lunatics the keys to the kingdom. I'm not gonna sit in Congress and write a law that allows the NSA to point a camera and a microphone at anything they well feel like. And the next time you have something to say to me, we do it above-board, in my office, like everyone else. Now get outa my car, I've got a committee meeting on the hill."
I sit on top of the greatest intelligence gathering organization in human history. Why can't I bring in a man whose name <i>is in the</i> <i><u>phonebook</i></u>?!,He's clever. He had help.
He's clever. He had help.,He's clever? He had help? Oh.
He's clever? He had help? Oh.,Sir--
Sir--,"No, no, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were hoping to be transferred to a weathership outside Greenland."
"No, no, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were hoping to be transferred to a weathership outside Greenland.",I just meant--
I just meant--,I don't care if he's Solomon with Saint Joseph sitting in his <u>lap</u>. I want the tape and I want him. Now is--
It was pulsing on your SAT frequencies.,"I don't know what's going on, but if you people have tripped over your own again, you're not gonna get any help from us. It's ending at your doorstep."
Ouch! See - you're always beating me..!,You I was believing you!
You're wearing the thimble.,Of course. You idiot. I always wear it. I've always worn it. I've always loved you.
Good morning!,Could I trouble you for some water?
Could I trouble you for some water?,"Yes, of course. So, golly, where have you come from?"
"Yes, of course. So, golly, where have you come from?",I desperately need a jeep. There's been an accident.
I desperately need a jeep. There's been an accident.,I see.
I see.,"No, I'm not thinking clearly - I need a doctor too, to come with me, can I take this vehicle? I'll pay, of course - and some morphine and Seventy miles - I can be back here by dusk."
"No, I'm not thinking clearly - I need a doctor too, to come with me, can I take this vehicle? I'll pay, of course - and some morphine and Seventy miles - I can be back here by dusk.","Do you have your papers, sir?"
"Do you have your papers, sir?",What?
What?,If I could just see some identification.
If I could just see some identification.,"Am I not talking sense? - forgive me, I'm, I've been walking, I've - there's a woman badly injured at Gilf Kebir, in the Cave of Swimmers. I am a member of the Royal Geographical Society."
"Am I not talking sense? - forgive me, I'm, I've been walking, I've - there's a woman badly injured at Gilf Kebir, in the Cave of Swimmers. I am a member of the Royal Geographical Society.","Right. And what's your name, sir?"
"Right. And what's your name, sir?",Count Laszlo de Almásy. The Officer is writing this down. A glance at his Corporal.
Count Laszlo de Almásy. The Officer is writing this down. A glance at his Corporal.,Almásy - would you mind just spelling that for me? What nationality would that be?
Almásy - would you mind just spelling that for me? What nationality would that be?,"Look, listen to me. A woman is dying - my wife! - is dying seventy miles from here. I have been walking for three days! I don't want to spell my name, I want you to give me this jeep!"
"Look, listen to me. A woman is dying - my wife! - is dying seventy miles from here. I have been walking for three days! I don't want to spell my name, I want you to give me this jeep!",I understand you are agitated - perhaps you would like to sit down while I radio back to HQ -
I understand you are agitated - perhaps you would like to sit down while I radio back to HQ -,"No! NO! Don't radio anybody, just give me the jeep!"
And where are the Expedition Maps?,In my room.
In my room.,"Those maps belong to His Majesty's Government. They're confidential. They shouldn't be left lying around for any Tom, or Mary to have sight of."
"Those maps belong to His Majesty's Government. They're confidential. They shouldn't be left lying around for any Tom, or Mary to have sight of.",What's the matter with you?
What's the matter with you?,Don't be so bloody naïve. You know there's a war breaking out. This arrived this morning. By order of the British Government - all International Expeditions to be aborted by May 1939.
Hana? Hana? Are you alright?,Don't touch me if you're going to try and me.
Don't touch me if you're going to try and me.,I'll have some of your water. It's hot.
"Is it you? If I said Moose I look different, why shouldn't you?",Moose.
Moose.,First wedding anniversary - what do you call it?
First wedding anniversary - what do you call it?,I don't know. Paper. Is it? Paper? I don't remember.
"You get to the morning and the poison leaks away, doesn't it? Black nights, black nights, when you want to howl like a dog. I thought I would you. You killed my friends, you ruined my hands. But the girl was always here, like some Guardian Angel.",You can't me. I died years ago.
You can't me. I died years ago.,"No, now I can't you."
Gin? Where the are you?,I'm in the middle.
I'm in the middle.,"In the middle? You've got the Mask, why don't we have him?"
"In the middle? You've got the Mask, why don't we have him?",He's on to something bigger.
He's on to something bigger.,"Listen to me. Whatever you're doing, stop. Pull out."
"Listen to me. Whatever you're doing, stop. Pull out.",Too late now.
Too late now.,"Tell me where you are, or just leave the line open so I can trace you."
"Tell me where you are, or just leave the line open so I can trace you.","I'm going to get him, I promise you."
Your share.,Get the in.
They work off the O2 tank just like the slice pack.,Which is--
Which is--,In the van.
In the van.,Tina was a wonderful woman.
Tina was a wonderful woman.,Don't go getting sentimental. You're no good at it.
Right.,Because I never assume anything.
Because I never assume anything.,"I need you to get one more thing for me. A dress, elegant but sexy, something Grace Kelly would wear. Maybe a Balenciaga."
"I need you to get one more thing for me. A dress, elegant but sexy, something Grace Kelly would wear. Maybe a Balenciaga.","That's it, I sure as ain't no personal shopper."
"That's it, I sure as ain't no personal shopper.",Black of course.
"Oh, look at me, darling. I thought this gentleman was a waiter.",You well thought wrong.
You well thought wrong.,I'm terribly sorry old man.
"... what we do in here is keep track of all the case files. That way, at any time, we can find out a case's status -- where it is in the office, stuff like that. We file 'em all here, alphabetically --","Oh, I'm dyslexic."
"Oh, I'm dyslexic.","That's a joke, right?"
What the is this doing here?,It's those files you asked for.
It's those files you asked for.,I didn't mean for you to leave them in the middle of the floor. Jesus. Look at me. What do I have this afternoon?
I didn't mean for you to leave them in the middle of the floor. Jesus. Look at me. What do I have this afternoon?,Nothing you can't show up for with a stain.
Meningitis? What the is meningitis?,It's an inflammation of the spinal cord and part of the brain.
It's an inflammation of the spinal cord and part of the brain.,Jesus.
Jesus.,"She must be a tough cookie, cause it's a pretty advanced case. I'd say she's been walking around with it for a few weeks now."
"She must be a tough cookie, cause it's a pretty advanced case. I'd say she's been walking around with it for a few weeks now.",How does someone get meningitis?
How does someone get meningitis?,"Usually, in adults, it's from exposure to bacteria or a virus or ..."
"Usually, in adults, it's from exposure to bacteria or a virus or ...",... or lemme guess -- toxic waste?
What's chromium?,It's a chemical they used over at that compressor station up the road there.
It's a chemical they used over at that compressor station up the road there.,"Well, maybe that's why you all have been so sick --"
"Well, maybe that's why you all have been so sick --","I thought the same thing, right off the bat. That's why we went to see the doctor. But hunh-uh. Turns out one's got nothing to do with the other."
Open and shut? <u>Open and shut</u>?,If you hadn't used profanity --
If you hadn't used profanity --,"Oh, please, it was long over by then. he made me look like some cheap --"
"Oh, please, it was long over by then. he made me look like some cheap --",I told you the questions might get a little personal --
I told you the questions might get a little personal --,You told me I'd get half a million dollars. You told me I'd be set.
"I'm sorry, Erin.","Yeah? Well, you. Sorry doesn't feed my kids."
"I never lied. I may have miscalculated -- that happens sometimes, but --","You said things would be fine, and they're not."
"You said things would be fine, and they're not.",I'm sorry about that. Really. But --
I'm sorry about that. Really. But --,"I don't need pity. I need a paycheck. And I've looked, but when you've spent the last six years raising babies, it's real hard to convince someone to give you a job that pays worth a So I figure, since you're the one who said I was gonna be okay, you should be the one to hire me."
"Erin, you've been gone for a week.",I left a message. I've been dealing with that real estate thing. I was gonna write up a whole report and --
I left a message. I've been dealing with that real estate thing. I was gonna write up a whole report and --,That's not how we work here. You don't just leave a message and take off.
What are you doing here?,I got an interesting call this afternoon. It was from a Dr. Frankel.
I got an interesting call this afternoon. It was from a Dr. Frankel.,"Oh, yeah?"
"Oh, yeah?","He wanted you to know the legal limit for hexavalent chromium, is .05 parts per million. And that at the rate you mentioned, .58, it could be responsible for the cancers in that family you asked about. The Irvings."
"He wanted you to know the legal limit for hexavalent chromium, is .05 parts per million. And that at the rate you mentioned, .58, it could be responsible for the cancers in that family you asked about. The Irvings.","Well, that was nice of him. Isn't it funny how some people go out of their way to help people and others just give 'em the ax?"
"Well, that was nice of him. Isn't it funny how some people go out of their way to help people and others just give 'em the ax?","Look, I'm sorry. You were gone. I just assumed you were off having fun."
"Look, I'm sorry. You were gone. I just assumed you were off having fun.","Now, why in the would you assume that?"
"Now, why in the would you assume that?",I don't know. Maybe cause you look like someone who has a lot of fun.
I don't know. Maybe cause you look like someone who has a lot of fun.,"Boy, are you ever a judge of people."
At least they made an offer.,"That wasn't an offer. A million would've been an offer. When they send the mail clerk down to me off, waste my time, it's a you."
"That wasn't an offer. A million would've been an offer. When they send the mail clerk down to me off, waste my time, it's a you.",I don't get why they'd do that.
I don't get why they'd do that.,Because they can. You heard that kid -- they have 28 billion dollars at their disposal. They can afford to waste all the time in the world.
Because they can. You heard that kid -- they have 28 billion dollars at their disposal. They can afford to waste all the time in the world.,And you can't?
And you can't?,"What, you think I'm made of money?"
"Boy, do I know how you feel. First time I heard that number, I said you got to be kidding me. Forty percent?",Erin --
Erin --,"I'm the one who's injured, and this joker who sits at a desk all day is gonna walk away with almost half my reward?"
"I'm the one who's injured, and this joker who sits at a desk all day is gonna walk away with almost half my reward?",Erin --
"And this is bad news, Mr. Masry. Not only does it attack every of the body, it with your DNA, too. That means these people's genes, and the genes of their kids, and the genes of their grandkids --","I know how DNA works, Erin --"
How many families we talking about here?,Four more. Eleven people. So far.
Four more. Eleven people. So far.,You think there's more?
You think there's more?,Well -- I found one document at the water board that had a toxic test well reading from 1967. A of a lot of people have lived on that land since then.
"This is a whole different ball game, Erin. A much bigger deal.",Kinda like David and what's-his-name?
Kinda like David and what's-his-name?,"Kinda like David and what's-his-name's whole family. Okay, here's the deal -- if, and only if, you find me the evidence to back all this up -- I'll do it. I'll take it on."
"They covered 'em over. And not too carefully either, cause you dig one inch under the surface, and the dirt is green as a shamrock.",And that's what caused the contamination?
And that's what caused the contamination?,"It didn't help, but no. The real problem's on the bottom."
"See, according to this, they were supposed to line the ponds so this couldn't seep into the ground. But guess what --",They skipped that step.
They skipped that step.,"I guess it was a little too inconvenient. So for fourteen years, this stuff flowed into the groundwater, free as you please."
"I guess it was a little too inconvenient. So for fourteen years, this stuff flowed into the groundwater, free as you please.",Jesus. I don't even wanna ask what you did to make this Melendez guy talk.
"For your information, Frank cares what was in those ponds 'cause he used to spend half his day wading around them. That was his job.",No
No,No --
"Erin -- lemme tell you something. If I'da put three researchers on this, I wouldn't expect them to dig up all the information you got here. This is some good work.",Yeah? Then gimme another raise.
Yeah? Then gimme another raise.,"Hey, I got a staff to pay, plus rent, plus I haven't billed a minute of my time since I started on this case, so you can quit hitting me up like I'm rich or something."
"Don't give me that. You're gonna get plenty rich off of this, Mr. 40 percent. We got those PG&E by the balls here.",We've got the PG&E in Hinkley by the balls. But nobody's getting rich unless we can pin this on the corporate PG&E in San Francisco.
We've got the PG&E in Hinkley by the balls. But nobody's getting rich unless we can pin this on the corporate PG&E in San Francisco.,What do you mean?
What do you mean?,PG&E corporate is claiming they had no way of knowing what was going on in Hinkley.
PG&E corporate is claiming they had no way of knowing what was going on in Hinkley.,"Oh, they knew. They had to know."
"Oh, they knew. They had to know.",Show me the document that proves that.
"Then they didn't know. And if they didn't know, we can't hit 'em for punitive damages. And punitive damages is where the money is.","Jesus Christ, Ed -- you know, the more I work on this thing, the more I realize what a crock of this legal system is. Here we got a company that poisoned a whole aquifer -- that built a pool for a town, then filled it with toxic water -- and <u>we're</u> the ones who've gotta bust our proving things? That's just not right."
"If they've sent that little shmuck Baum again, I'm gonna be real off.","From their tone of voice on the phone, I'd say they're taking us more seriously."
"From their tone of voice on the phone, I'd say they're taking us more seriously.","Yeah, I heard that one before."
"Hey. A new plaintiff called, wants to meet you. I told him we'd be out there Thursday.","D'you get his name? Course not. Jesus, Ed --"
"D'you get his name? Course not. Jesus, Ed --",He said he'd be at the gas station at six.
He said he'd be at the gas station at six.,"Boy, this job takes me to some of the best places, huh?"
"Oh, Jesus. You wanna tell me what the problem is here, or --",It's my paycheck. Which I earned. Which I deserve. Which I shouldn't have to beg for. That won't give it to me.
It's my paycheck. Which I earned. Which I deserve. Which I shouldn't have to beg for. That won't give it to me.,"Erin, you're a big girl. If you got a problem with Jane, work it out for yourself. I don't have time to deal with --"
"Erin, you're a big girl. If you got a problem with Jane, work it out for yourself. I don't have time to deal with --","you. Make time. Cause I bust my for you. I watch everything else in my life go straight in the toilet, for you. And what do you do for me? Huh? You see the way I'm treated around here -- but have you ever stood up for me once? Have you ever mentioned to everyone what good work I'm doing? Have you ever bothered saying, hey, Erin doesn't get paid the most cause she has the best she gets paid the most cause she's the best employee I've ever had?"
"you. Make time. Cause I bust my for you. I watch everything else in my life go straight in the toilet, for you. And what do you do for me? Huh? You see the way I'm treated around here -- but have you ever stood up for me once? Have you ever mentioned to everyone what good work I'm doing? Have you ever bothered saying, hey, Erin doesn't get paid the most cause she has the best she gets paid the most cause she's the best employee I've ever had?",Is that what you want?
Is that what you want?,I want my paycheck. By the end of the day.
I'll see what I can do.,"You might want to think real hard about the amount, too. My kids are sitting in the parking lot right now, cause I still don't make enough to afford good child care. Makes me think about looking around for a job where I'm appreciated, for shit's sake."
What kind of things come up?,"Things like the head counsel for PG&E calling me with an offer. 20 million, plus attorney's fees. Take it or leave it."
"Things like the head counsel for PG&E calling me with an offer. 20 million, plus attorney's fees. Take it or leave it.",Whoa. No
Whoa. No,It's about 50 thousand per plaintiff.
It's about 50 thousand per plaintiff.,So what are you thinking?
So what are you thinking?,I'm thinking ... I wish someone else had to make this decision. 50 thousand bucks is more than any other California toxic plaintiff has gotten. Ever. But ...
I'm thinking ... I wish someone else had to make this decision. 50 thousand bucks is more than any other California toxic plaintiff has gotten. Ever. But ...,... but it won't cover Annabelle Daniels's medical bills.
... but it won't cover Annabelle Daniels's medical bills.,And it's less than pocket change for PG&E.
And it's less than pocket change for PG&E.,Do you think we'd do better by going to trial?
Do you think we'd do better by going to trial?,"Maybe. but maybe not. We still don't have anything linking this to PG&E corporate. Plus, there's the statute problem. Plus, we're way short on manpower, so we'd need to bring on more lawyers ..."
"Maybe. but maybe not. We still don't have anything linking this to PG&E corporate. Plus, there's the statute problem. Plus, we're way short on manpower, so we'd need to bring on more lawyers ...","Plus, 40 percent of 20 million's a whole lot of money."
"Plus, 40 percent of 20 million's a whole lot of money.","It's eight million dollars, Erin. Eight million dollars."
"Holy Who do they represent,",Don't joke. They might. So do me a favor and behave yourself for once. Ed Masry to see Kurt Potter.
She insulted me!,"It was a misunderstanding. But instead of handling it politely, instead of treating her with respect --"
"It was a misunderstanding. But instead of handling it politely, instead of treating her with respect --",Why the should I respect her?
How dare you take that away from me.,No one's taking anything --
No one's taking anything --,"You stuck me in Siberia dictating to some steno clerk so you could finish this thing without me. After all I've done for you, that's the thanks I get."
"Between 50 and 400 million, definitely?",Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.,And if you had to guess ...
And if you had to guess ...,"With nothing linking it to the corporate offices yet, I'd say we'll end up on the lower end of that. Still a lot of money."
"With nothing linking it to the corporate offices yet, I'd say we'll end up on the lower end of that. Still a lot of money.",So why would PG&E offer it?
So why would PG&E offer it?,"Because. They know the evidence; they know they're gonna lose a jury trial. Maybe they wouldn't lose 400 million bucks, but once you factor in all they'd spend on this case in the next ten years, it makes a lot of --"
"Because. They know the evidence; they know they're gonna lose a jury trial. Maybe they wouldn't lose 400 million bucks, but once you factor in all they'd spend on this case in the next ten years, it makes a lot of --","Wait, what do you mean, ten years?"
"Wait, what do you mean, ten years?","Five years, maybe, for a trial. Double that for the appeal."
"Five years, maybe, for a trial. Double that for the appeal.","I'm sorry, are you saying that if this thing goes to trial, it'll be <u>ten years</u> before these plaintiffs see their money?"
"I'm sorry, are you saying that if this thing goes to trial, it'll be <u>ten years</u> before these plaintiffs see their money?","Hey, that's not so bad. Compare it to the Love Canal -- that was twenty years ago, and those people still haven't seen a dime. So in legal terms, ten years is --"
"Hey, that's not so bad. Compare it to the Love Canal -- that was twenty years ago, and those people still haven't seen a dime. So in legal terms, ten years is --","legal terms. We're talking about human beings here. Sick people. A whole bunch of them are gonna be dead in ten years. They need their money now! We gotta get 'em to agree to the arbitration, Ed. We gotta get every one of those plaintiffs to --"
"legal terms. We're talking about human beings here. Sick people. A whole bunch of them are gonna be dead in ten years. They need their money now! We gotta get 'em to agree to the arbitration, Ed. We gotta get every one of those plaintiffs to --","<u>I know</u>. We're having a meeting, it's all set up --"
"<u>I know</u>. We're having a meeting, it's all set up --",When? Where?
When? Where?,"Tuesday at seven, at the Hinkley firehouse."
"Tuesday at seven, at the Hinkley firehouse.","Okay, good. I think I should be the one to tell 'em, cause they trust me more than --"
"Okay, good. I think I should be the one to tell 'em, cause they trust me more than --",You're not gonna be there.
You're not gonna be there.,The I'm not. I don't care what the doctor says --
The I'm not. I don't care what the doctor says --,This isn't doctor's orders. It's mine. I'm saying you can't come.
This isn't doctor's orders. It's mine. I'm saying you can't come.,Why not?
Why not?,Because Kurt doesn't want to work with you. He thinks you're a loose cannon.
Because Kurt doesn't want to work with you. He thinks you're a loose cannon.,Kurt.
Kurt.,Erin --
Erin --,"No, I'm serious. You know what Kurt Potter is? He's the kind of guy who never would have taken this case in the first place. He's the kind of guy who would have sold these plaintiffs down the river when PG&E offered 20 million. He doesn't work like us, Ed. There's no little voice in his head telling him to do the right thing."
Ho - ly -,"Oh, now don't get all jealous, Ed. I got a little something for you, too."
I don't know what to say.,Say you were wrong.
Say you were wrong.,I was wrong.
I was wrong.,Say you shortchanged me and you shortchanged yourself.
Say you shortchanged me and you shortchanged yourself.,I did. Both.
I did. Both.,Say you'd be the luckiest son of a on Earth if I didn't up and quit over all this.
Say you'd be the luckiest son of a on Earth if I didn't up and quit over all this.,"The luckiest son of a in the universe, Erin. The luckiest son of a in history."
Randy's mom said yes right away.,"Well, it, Matthew -- Randy's mom doesn't work eighteen-hour days, and Randy's dad didn't leave her, so figuring out who's gonna take who where is a little easier over at Randy's house."
"it, Matthew. What the are you doing out here?",I'm gonna go live with George.
"Well, hello to you, darlin'.","What the do you think you're doing, making all that noise?"
"What the do you think you're doing, making all that noise?",Just introducing myself to the neighbors.
Just introducing myself to the neighbors.,"Well, I'm the neighbors. There, now we're introduced, so you can shut the up."
Yeah. I'm probably ruining them.,How?
How?,I'm never here. I gotta leave 'em with this weird sitter all afternoon who costs a fortune and smells like chicken
I'm never here. I gotta leave 'em with this weird sitter all afternoon who costs a fortune and smells like chicken,"I was serious before, you know. If you need someone to keep an eye on them -- after school or something -- I don't have a job now, so I'm around in the afternoons."
"I was serious before, you know. If you need someone to keep an eye on them -- after school or something -- I don't have a job now, so I'm around in the afternoons.",Great. Another deadbeat.
Great. Another deadbeat.,I'm not a deadbeat. I work when I need to.
I'm not a deadbeat. I work when I need to.,"Yeah? And what do you do the rest of the time, live off your trust fund?"
"Yeah? And what do you do the rest of the time, live off your trust fund?","I do construction, which pays real good. And I make it last by living cheap."
"I do construction, which pays real good. And I make it last by living cheap.",I hope that's not supposed to impress me.
I hope that's not supposed to impress me.,Are you this hard on everyone who tries to help you?
Are you this hard on everyone who tries to help you?,It's been a while. Maybe I'm just out of practice.
It's been a while. Maybe I'm just out of practice.,"Then lemme remind you, the polite thing is to say, thank you, that's a real nice offer, I don't mind taking you up on it."
"Then lemme remind you, the polite thing is to say, thank you, that's a real nice offer, I don't mind taking you up on it.",Why in the would you want to watch my kids?
Why in the would you want to watch my kids?,Cause I like kids. I like hanging out with them.
Cause I like kids. I like hanging out with them.,Right.
You're around every afternoon?,"Yup. Usually working on my bike. No big deal. If it doesn't work out, you can send 'em back to the chicken lady."
"You're not nothing, Erin.","Well, I'm sure as not what I thought I was gonna be. I was supposed to have one of those great lives, with everything all laid- out and perfect. I mean, -- I was Miss Wichita, for God's sakes. Did I tell you that? You live next door to a real live beauty queen. I still got the tiara. I kept it cause I thought it meant something. I thought it meant I was gonna do something great with my life. I thought it proved I was gonna grow up to be someone."
"Well, I'm sure as not what I thought I was gonna be. I was supposed to have one of those great lives, with everything all laid- out and perfect. I mean, -- I was Miss Wichita, for God's sakes. Did I tell you that? You live next door to a real live beauty queen. I still got the tiara. I kept it cause I thought it meant something. I thought it meant I was gonna do something great with my life. I thought it proved I was gonna grow up to be someone.",You are someone.
You are someone.,No I'm not. Look at me. I'm not.
No I'm not. Look at me. I'm not.,You're someone to me. You're someone real special to me.
You mind telling me what that's supposed to mean?,Nothing.
Nothing.,"If you got a problem with me taking care of your kids instead of getting some job, just say so."
"If you got a problem with me taking care of your kids instead of getting some job, just say so.",I didn't say that.
I didn't say that.,Cause I can get a job. I will. And you can start leaving the kids with the chicken lady again. Would that make you happy?
Cause I can get a job. I will. And you can start leaving the kids with the chicken lady again. Would that make you happy?,Keep your voice down.
Keep your voice down.,"I know what they can sleep through, Erin. I probably know it better than you."
It wouldn't you to talk about something other than yourself and your own job once in a while --,What do you want to talk about instead? <u>Your</u> day? That's a fascinating subject.
you. Just cause I don't spend all day trying to prove what hot I am --,That is not what I'm --
That is not what I'm --,Erin.
"What am I supposed to do, check in every two seconds?",Yes. It's called accountability.
Yes. It's called accountability.,"I am not talking to you,"
"I am not talking to you,",<u>Excuse me</u>?
 ,"You always were a loser, Plissken. Makin' things up as you go along. That's why I cut out on you in Cleveland. You're just a bum like the rest of us."
See you in Snake.,"If I'm late, Carjack, don't start without me."
"Shut up, Plissken.",What's the little black box do?
What's the little black box do?,Top secret. Only on a need to know.
Top secret. Only on a need to know.,"And I don't need to know. So you, I'm goin' to Hollywood."
"And I don't need to know. So you, I'm goin' to Hollywood.","That's right, big shot. Unless you do what we want you're not coming back."
"That's right, big shot. Unless you do what we want you're not coming back.","So what's the deal, huh? Go into L.A., find the President's daughter, secure the box, and bring 'em both out - and I'm free?"
"So what's the deal, huh? Go into L.A., find the President's daughter, secure the box, and bring 'em both out - and I'm free?",That's the deal.
That's the deal.,Tell the President to adopt. I think I'll like L.A.
"Wait a minute, what are you talkin' about?",Having second thoughts?
Having second thoughts?,Maybe. But you're not putting any in me this time.
Maybe. But you're not putting any in me this time.,You don't understand. It's already in you.
Get this out of me.,"I guess we have a deal. Nice to be working with you, Plissken."
"I guess we have a deal. Nice to be working with you, Plissken.",Call me Snake.
Stop the car.,No way.
No way.,I said pull over.
I said pull over.,"All right. Anything for you, Snake. Although I was going to take you to Cuervo Jones' place."
How do you know all this?,I used to represent the guy who invented it. I swear to Snake. No
What are they?,"They live here, used to be like us. But after too many silicon implants, their muscles turned to jelly. The only way they survive is to have body parts transplanted over and over again. Snake, nobody who comes into Beverly Hills gets out alive."
"They live here, used to be like us. But after too many silicon implants, their muscles turned to jelly. The only way they survive is to have body parts transplanted over and over again. Snake, nobody who comes into Beverly Hills gets out alive.",No screamin'
No screamin',"Oh no, it's the Doctor."
"Oh no, it's the Doctor.",Who?
Who?,The Surgeon General of Beverly Hills.
Don't follow me.,You need help.
You need help.,Like I do.
Snake - what is it?,How the am I supposed to know? This is your city.
"Why don't you get out of L.A.? Take a boat to China, take an airplane to Brazil? Earthquakes, death, Why do you stay?","I don't know. Somehow, I just can't leave."
"I changed my mind. I'm going with you, wherever you're going.",What the is this?
What the is this?,The freeway.
The freeway.,I know that. There are people in some of these cars.
I know that. There are people in some of these cars.,"It's where they live. I guess after everything happened, they just needed to do what they'd always done before. During the daytime, they just pull down the shades on their windows and sleep."
Burke take a look at this thing it just doesn't make sense.,"Why it's perfectly plain, your the teacher at the college, you don't want the building torn down."
"Why it's perfectly plain, your the teacher at the college, you don't want the building torn down.",C'mon I can read for Christ sake.
C'mon I can read for Christ sake.,Well what's wrong?
Well what's wrong?,Well why are they tearing the building down?
Well why are they tearing the building down?,Shall we summon the writer? He's in Paris I believe.
Shall we summon the writer? He's in Paris I believe.,Hiding?
"Well, he does know the background. I doubt there's any danger in just having him assist. There should be a psychiatrist present, anyway.",And what about the exorcist? Any ideas?
And what about the exorcist? Any ideas?,How about Lankaster Merrin.
How about Lankaster Merrin.,Merrin? I had notion he was over in Iraq. I think I read he was working on a dig around Nineveh.
Merrin? I had notion he was over in Iraq. I think I read he was working on a dig around Nineveh.,"That's right Mike. But he's finished and came back around three ot four months ago, He's in Woodstock now."
"That's right Mike. But he's finished and came back around three ot four months ago, He's in Woodstock now.",What's he doing there? Teaching?
What's he doing there? Teaching?,"No, he's working on another book."
"No, he's working on another book.","Don't you think he's too old, though? How's his health?"
"Don't you think he's too old, though? How's his health?","It must be alright. He's still running around digging up tombs. Besides, he's had experience."
"It must be alright. He's still running around digging up tombs. Besides, he's had experience.",I didn't know that.
I didn't know that.,"Ten maybe twelve years ago, in Africa. The exorcism supposedly lasted for months. I heard it near killed him."
"Quite frankly, we don't know much about it except that it's starts with some conflict or guilt that eventually leads to the patient's delusion that his body's been invaded by an alien intellegence; a spirit if you will.","Look, I'm telling you again and you'd better believe it, I'm not about to put her in a asylum!"
"Look, I'm telling you again and you'd better believe it, I'm not about to put her in a asylum!",It's-
It's-,And I don't care what you call it! I'm not putting her away!
And I don't care what you call it! I'm not putting her away!,I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.,"You're sorry. Christ, eighty-eight doctors and all you can tell me is all of your"
"Hello? Yes this is Mrs. MacNeil. Operator you have got to be kidding I have been on this line for twenty minutes. Jesus Christ, can you believe this, he doesn't even call his daughter on her birthday for christ sake.",Maybe the circuit is busy?
Maybe the circuit is busy?,Oh circuit my he doesn't give a
Oh circuit my he doesn't give a,Why don't you let me?
"Hey, come on, I'm grown-up. What'd she say? I mean specifically, Doctor.","Well, specifically, Mrs. MacNeil, she advised me to keep my fingers away from her"
"Well, specifically, Mrs. MacNeil, she advised me to keep my fingers away from her",She used those words?
She used those words?,"She used those words. Look, I doubt that she even understood what she was saying."
"She used those words. Look, I doubt that she even understood what she was saying.","Yeah, I guess. Maybe not. You don't think a psychiatrist-?"
"Yeah, I guess. Maybe not. You don't think a psychiatrist-?",The best explanation is always the simplest one. Let's wait. Let's wait and see. In the meantime try not to worry.
That's all the more reason to forget about exorcism.,"Why, I don't understand?"
"Why, I don't understand?",To begin with it could make things worse.
To begin with it could make things worse.,But how?
But how?,"Well before the church approves an exorcism, it conducts an investigation to see if it's warranted. That takes time. In the meantime..."
"Well before the church approves an exorcism, it conducts an investigation to see if it's warranted. That takes time. In the meantime...",You could do it yourself...
You could do it yourself...,"No I couldn't, I have to have church approval, and frankly, that's rarely given,-"
"No I couldn't, I have to have church approval, and frankly, that's rarely given,-",Could you see her?
Could you see her?,"Yes I could, I could see her as a psychiatrist..."
"Yes I could, I could see her as a psychiatrist...","Not a psychiatrist! She needs a priest! She's already seen every psychiatrist in the world and they sent me to you, now you're gonna send me back to them! Jesus Christ, won't somebody help her!"
"Not a psychiatrist! She needs a priest! She's already seen every psychiatrist in the world and they sent me to you, now you're gonna send me back to them! Jesus Christ, won't somebody help her!","No, you don't understand. Your daughter-"
"No, you don't understand. Your daughter-","Oh, will you help her! Just help her!"
And let my cry come unto thee.,The Lord be with you.
The Lord be with you.,And also with you.
And also with you.,"Let us pray. Holy Lord, almighty Father, everlasting and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, who once and for all consigned that fallen tyrant to the flames of Who sent your only begotten son into the world to crush that roaring lion."
Stick your up her You mother worthless,Be silent!
"Your mother sucks in Karras, you faithless slime!",O'Lord hear my prey.
"What do you say we go for a walk, pal.",Get your hand off me.
Get your hand off me.,"Come on, friend. I can smell it on you. Get yourself a cup of coffee. You'll forget what you're angry about."
"Come on, friend. I can smell it on you. Get yourself a cup of coffee. You'll forget what you're angry about.",Go yourself.
Go yourself.,"You're a real tough guy when the ladies are around, aren't you, Ace?"
"You're a real tough guy when the ladies are around, aren't you, Ace?",I don't see any ladies here. Except maybe you.
Listen ... why don't you come out to the house this weekend. Say hello to the kids. They've grown.,"I hate your kids, Frank."
"I hate your kids, Frank.",You're their uncle.
You're their uncle.,"Only by relation. Besides, they hate me, too."
"Only by relation. Besides, they hate me, too.",They don't. They're always asking about you.
They don't. They're always asking about you.,"They tried to electrocute me, Frank."
"They tried to electrocute me, Frank.",It was an accident.
It was an accident.,"It was no accident, Frank. The little one ..."
"It was no accident, Frank. The little one ...",Cindy.
Cindy.,She threw a radio into the bathtub. How do you explain that?
She threw a radio into the bathtub. How do you explain that?,She didn't know what she was doing. You're too sensitive.
She didn't know what she was doing. You're too sensitive.,"You got weird kids, Frank."
"You got weird kids, Frank.","Look, I just thought if you came out you might see what you're missing."
"Charlie paid you off last night, didn't he?",I don't know what you mean.
I don't know what you mean.,The you don't.
The you don't.,I told you. Something came up. Some political dinner or something.
I told you. Something came up. Some political dinner or something.,"Fifteen years, Frank. No one paid us off."
"Fifteen years, Frank. No one paid us off.",It wasn't like that.
It wasn't like that.,No?
No?,No.
No.,What was it like?
What was it like?,"Hey pal, I got a mortgage, all right? I got two kids. I got a wife. Besides, he made the deal. There's no shame in it."
"Hey pal, I got a mortgage, all right? I got two kids. I got a wife. Besides, he made the deal. There's no shame in it.",That how you see it?
"All right, all right. I'm a little tense.",You're a alarm clock.
You're a alarm clock.,"I just wish she'd get here, that's all."
"I just wish she'd get here, that's all.",She's here.
Jack ... Jack ... You're acting like a kid.,"No, that's your problem, Frank. You get around one of these assholes and you turn into a three-year-old."
"No, that's your problem, Frank. You get around one of these assholes and you turn into a three-year-old.",What's the matter with you? So the piano's a little out of tune. So what?
What's the matter with you? So the piano's a little out of tune. So what?,"Christ, can't you hear it?"
"Christ, can't you hear it?",No! I never hear it! Maybe. Sometimes. I don't know. But I won't let it bother me.
No! I never hear it! Maybe. Sometimes. I don't know. But I won't let it bother me.,Doesn't it matter to you?
Doesn't it matter to you?,"What matters to me is we've got the six easiest nights we've had in ten years. So 'Tie a Yellow Ribbon' sounds a little flat. So what? Nobody's gonna hear it, Jack. Nobody. So why should you care?"
"What matters to me is we've got the six easiest nights we've had in ten years. So 'Tie a Yellow Ribbon' sounds a little flat. So what? Nobody's gonna hear it, Jack. Nobody. So why should you care?",Because I can hear it.
Because I can hear it.,"Well, then stuff cotton in your ears, because come six o'clock we're gonna walk into that dining room with smiles on. Understand, little brother?"
"You haven't seen Susie, have you?",No. Why?
No. Why?,Just wonder what she's up to. I never see her. Makes me nervous.
Just wonder what she's up to. I never see her. Makes me nervous.,She's a big girl.
She's a big girl.,"Yeah, well, she's our girl now. I think we better keep an eye on her. There's trouble there. Hey, listen to this. Ethel and Bert Lane. Married seventy-five years. You believe that?"
"Yeah, well, she's our girl now. I think we better keep an eye on her. There's trouble there. Hey, listen to this. Ethel and Bert Lane. Married seventy-five years. You believe that?",What the are these?
What the are these?,"Dedications. I came up with the idea on the road. See, every morning the maids drop one of these cards in each room. The guest fills out the card, leaves it at the front desk, and that night we play it. Daniels went crazy for the idea. And that's not all. Last night, after the nine o'clock, he corners me, right, and starts asking about our availability. Like he wants to line something up. I think he's got a for Susie."
"What-are you? A It's three o'clock in the morning, Frank. Who's watching? Your wife? Maybe you can get us a gig playing Little Frank's birthday party. What do you think?",Look. I didn't know when we were going to be on until yesterday. What was I supposed to do? I had the pianos anyway.
Look. I didn't know when we were going to be on until yesterday. What was I supposed to do? I had the pianos anyway.,"Basketballs, Frank. You had us playing for basketballs."
"Basketballs, Frank. You had us playing for basketballs.",I'm sorry. I should've checked it out. I up. But that doesn't mean you walk out in the middle of a gig.
I'm sorry. I should've checked it out. I up. But that doesn't mean you walk out in the middle of a gig.,What?
What?,"It wasn't professional, Jack. It was a stunt. A stunt."
"What's happening to you, Frank? You been kissing so long you're starting to like it? You let that guy turn us into clowns tonight. We were always small time, but we were never clowns, Frank. What's happened to your dignity?",Dignity? Who the are you to talk about dignity?
Stay off it.,"No, let's stay on it. I'm sick and tired of watching you make him up into some kinda For Christ sake, Jack, he died doing a jig. He left a wife and two sons. He wasn't a hero. He was a fool."
"No, let's stay on it. I'm sick and tired of watching you make him up into some kinda For Christ sake, Jack, he died doing a jig. He left a wife and two sons. He wasn't a hero. He was a fool.",You weren't there.
You weren't there.,That's right. I wasn't there. I don't have the luxury of being a witness to tragedy.
That's right. I wasn't there. I don't have the luxury of being a witness to tragedy.,you.
you.,"No, you. And him too. the both-of you."
She says in front of an entire room of people.,I said I was sorry.
I said I was sorry.,Did you hear it?
"Forget your tie, handsome ... Frank!",You want to tell me what the hell's going on?
You want to tell me what the hell's going on?,Huh?
Huh?,I just saw a man walk out of your room.
I just saw a man walk out of your room.,Uh ...
Uh ...,"In case you've forgotten, we're being paid to be here. So it might be nice if you conducted yourself with a certain amount of decency."
"In case you've forgotten, we're being paid to be here. So it might be nice if you conducted yourself with a certain amount of decency.","Decency? Hey listen, pal ..."
"Decency? Hey listen, pal ...",No. You listen. I had my doubts about you from the beginning
I can't sing it anymore.,What?
What?,That song. I can't sing it anymore. I'm gonna get sick.
That song. I can't sing it anymore. I'm gonna get sick.,What're you talking about? They love it.
What're you talking about? They love it.,"I'm gonna throw up, Frank. I mean it. Let's drop it for the ten o'clock, okay?"
"I'm gonna throw up, Frank. I mean it. Let's drop it for the ten o'clock, okay?",Susie. It's one more show. One more time. That's all.
Susie. It's one more show. One more time. That's all.,"And two more times tomorrow night, and two more times the next night, and the next night and the next night and the next night. Frank, I can't sing that song anymore!"
"Ah, you know. Howsa pooch?",Losing his teeth.
Losing his teeth.,No It's the water. an ox. I buy bottled for my Danny. You can't trust the taps.
No It's the water. an ox. I buy bottled for my Danny. You can't trust the taps.,"Yeah. Jesus, you look like royalty, Tommy."
"Fine work, Jon.","Yeah, real fine. Especially all the casualties."
"Yeah, real fine. Especially all the casualties.","I'm complimenting you. Can't you ever just say ""thanks""?"
"I'm complimenting you. Can't you ever just say ""thanks""?",... Thanks.
... Thanks.,Try to kiss my butt just once before I'm transferred.
Try to kiss my butt just once before I'm transferred.,"Sorry, Admiral. It wasn't mentioned in the job description."
I hear you're a manicurist now -- got your own business and everything. I'm glad you've stayed clean.,Like I had a choice with that Jon Archer rising my at the probation hearing. At least he took an interest. You took off without leaving so much as a Post-it.
Like I had a choice with that Jon Archer rising my at the probation hearing. At least he took an interest. You took off without leaving so much as a Post-it.,I'm not the same person you remember.
"Go on, Adam ... I'm not asking you for anything -- I was never even going to tell you. But I never thought I'd see you again, either.",How old is he?
How old is he?,Five. No one knows you're his father. I thought someone might want to hurt him -- just to hurt you.
"Hey, bro ...",You're not my brother. The brother I knew would never have been caught by that dumb Archer. At least tell me the bomb is still going off.
You're not my brother. The brother I knew would never have been caught by that dumb Archer. At least tell me the bomb is still going off.,"They haven't found it yet -- Listen, Pollux ..."
So?,So? The procnias averano is a South American bird. The flight here was only three hours! And yesterday a European swallow flew by! Where the are we?
"I was in a coma, Pollux. I still feel like",Let me have a look.
"Oh, -- Mom OD'd at County General.",Retching and convulsing while those bastards didn't even try to save her sorry You gave her mouth to mouth -- man -- even then you had some constitution.
"Thanks, Pollux.",For what?
For what?,For being one helluva guy.
For being one helluva guy.,"""Thanks?"" I guess they really did you up."
"Well, you tried. You failed miserably, but you tried.",Everything I say is wrong. I can't talk to her anymore.
Everything I say is wrong. I can't talk to her anymore.,"She's only 12. Some day she'll understand that apathy and absence are just special ways of saying ""I love you."""
"She's only 12. Some day she'll understand that apathy and absence are just special ways of saying ""I love you.""",Is that what you think?
Is that what you think?,Jon ... we just remember how it used to be. You staying for a while or is this just a
Jon ... we just remember how it used to be. You staying for a while or is this just a,We need to talk.
We need to talk.,I'm late for surgery.
I'm late for surgery.,It's important.
It's important.,So is finishing my residency and passing my boards ...
What are you going to do!,"You've given me the freedom I haven't had in years, and the power to make it pay off in ways I never thought possible. But -- this is America. One day a pauper, the next day, a prince. And I owe it all to you. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got an important government job to abuse, -- and a beautiful wife to Excuse me -- I mean ""make love to."""
Just saving the tax-payers the cost of a trial. So take a hike.,"What's the matter with your voice, Commander?"
"What's the matter with your voice, Commander?",Castor Troy almost strangled me to death. Where the were you?
What happened?,What the do you think happened? Castor Troy just shot him! What are you waiting for? GO!
You merciless,"Business first. I went into the ""Warrants"" system and erased your records. You're clean. In fact, you're now on the informant payroll."
I can't even look at you without wanting to,You better get used to it. That Lazarro is getting kicked upstairs. Guess what white-bread family man is going to replace her?
"Don't get mad, but I just went for a little stroll through the company switches.","You're supposed to be snitching, making me look legit."
"You're supposed to be snitching, making me look legit.","Don't worry, nobody knows I'm inside. Check it out. Remember that agent who roughed us up in Thailand? He's being treated for bone cancer at the V.A. Thanks to the miracle of NSA grid-technology ... -- Ooops! His radiation does just quadrupled."
"Don't worry, nobody knows I'm inside. Check it out. Remember that agent who roughed us up in Thailand? He's being treated for bone cancer at the V.A. Thanks to the miracle of NSA grid-technology ... -- Ooops! His radiation does just quadrupled.","Are you TRYING to give us away? For somebody with such a big brain, you think awfully small."
"Are you TRYING to give us away? For somebody with such a big brain, you think awfully small.",I'm just having some fun.
I'm just having some fun.,"There's fun, bro. Then there's FUN."
Eight pocket stingers ... seven piper uzis ... six cobra carbines ... five - net - launch-ers ...,Yeah -- it's Santa's Magic Village. Your present's in here.
What about me?,A lot of people think you're a snitch. It's dangerous ...
A lot of people think you're a snitch. It's dangerous ...,Like I care? I'm not just sitting here!
"Might wanna fasten your seat belt, Jack...",What the is happening to me?!
...06...14...18...48...right there. Four numbers...that's two hundred and thirty eight dollar... Merry Christmas and,Ticket bad. You draw in lines with pencil.
Ticket bad. You draw in lines with pencil.,What're you talkin' about?
What're you talkin' about?,You draw lines with pencil! I know about this!
Christ... Where the is the bathroom?,"Funny, Jack. I’m laughing on the inside."
Jack...can we afford all this?,"What’s the difference? I’m taking my baby out for our anniversary, the costs..."
"What’s the difference? I’m taking my baby out for our anniversary, the costs...",How do you even know about this place?
I think it’s good to be a little unsure about who you are. It’s very human.,But you always seem so certain.
But you always seem so certain.,"C’mon, Jack, you think there aren’t mornings when I wake up and wonder what the I’m doing in New Jersey..."
"C’mon, Jack, you think there aren’t mornings when I wake up and wonder what the I’m doing in New Jersey...","That’s a big one for me, too."
"That’s a big one for me, too.","My office is a dump, I answer my own phone...and you’ve seen my pay check."
"My office is a dump, I answer my own phone...and you’ve seen my pay check.",Your pay check is a disgrace to pay checks.
Your pay check is a disgrace to pay checks.,"I mean yes, I help people that need it..."
"I mean yes, I help people that need it...",I guess...some of them are probably faking.
I guess...some of them are probably faking.,sometimes I think it would be so nice not to have to stretch ground beef or maybe drive a car with a CD player...
"What the you smiling at? Just keep your mouth shut, and your mind on those SMBs --","Actually, the engines are SMEs. Hydrogenbase, carbon propellant. Couple generations past your last ride. I'm not as dumb as you look."
"They said that's not such a good idea, the shock alone could --",Give me the mirror!
Time's up... We'll have to take them out immediately.,"It means killing Benes... And for all we know, they may have completed the operation! it to"
"You, uh... I'm sorry, sir, but -","I decided not to - I'm, uh, not taking the trip as it turns out."
"I decided not to - I'm, uh, not taking the trip as it turns out.","I'm sorry, sir, we do have to charge you the four dollars."
"I'm sorry, sir, we do have to charge you the four dollars.",I just pulled in here. I just pulled in here!
I just pulled in here. I just pulled in here!,"Well, see, there's a minimum charge of four dollars. Long-term parking charges by the day."
Who the are you? Who the are you?,"I got your money, you little punk. Now where's my daughter?"
"I got your money, you little punk. Now where's my daughter?",I am through around! Drop that briefcase!
I am through around! Drop that briefcase!,Where's my daughter?
Where's my daughter?,"you, man! Where's Jerry? I gave SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS -"
"you, man! Where's Jerry? I gave SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS -","Where's my daughter? No Jean, no money!"
"Where's my daughter? No Jean, no money!",Drop that money!
Drop that money!,"No Jean, no money!"
"No Jean, no money!",Is this a joke here?
...Is this a joke?,"Unghh... oh, geez..."
"Or your wife, you know.","Or your wife, Jerry."
"...Look at that. Twin Cities. IDS Building, the big glass one. Tallest skyscraper in the Midwest. After the Sears, uh, Chicago... You never been to Minneapolis?",No.
No.,...Would it you to say something?
...Would it you to say something?,I did.
I did.,"""No."" First thing you've said in the last four hours. That's a, that's a fountain of conversation, man. That's a geyser. I mean, whoa, daddy, stand back, man. I'm sittin' here driving, man, doin' all the driving, whole fuckin' way from Brainerd, drivin', tryin' to, you know, tryin' to chat, keep our spirits up, fight the boredom of the road, and you can't say one thing just in the way of conversation."
"...So, I'm tendin' bar there at Ecklund & Swedlin's last Tuesday and this little guy's drinkin' and he says, 'So where can a guy find some action - I'm goin' crazy down there at the lake.' And I says, 'What kinda action?' and he says, 'Woman action, what do I look like,' And I says 'Well, what do I look like, I don't arrange that kinda thing,' and he says, 'I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake' and I says, 'Well, this ain't that kinda place.'",Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.,"So he says, 'So I get it, so you think I'm some kinda for askin',' only he doesn't use the word"
"So he says, 'So I get it, so you think I'm some kinda for askin',' only he doesn't use the word",I unnerstand.
I unnerstand.,"And then he calls me a and says the last guy who thought he was a was dead now. So I don't say nothin' and he says, 'What do ya think about that?' So I says, 'Well, that don't sound like too good a deal for him then.'"
"And then he calls me a and says the last guy who thought he was a was dead now. So I don't say nothin' and he says, 'What do ya think about that?' So I says, 'Well, that don't sound like too good a deal for him then.'",Ya got that right.
Ya got that right.,"And he says, 'Yah, that guy's dead and I don't mean a old age.' And then he says, 'Geez, I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake.'"
"And he says, 'Yah, that guy's dead and I don't mean a old age.' And then he says, 'Geez, I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake.'",White Bear Lake?
White Bear Lake?,"Well, Ecklund & Swedlin's, that's closer ta Moose Lake, so I made that assumption."
"Well, Ecklund & Swedlin's, that's closer ta Moose Lake, so I made that assumption.",Oh sure.
Oh sure.,"So, ya know, he's drinkin', so I don't think a whole great deal of it, but Mrs. Mohra heard about the homicides out here and she thought I should call it in, so I called it in. End a story."
"So, ya know, he's drinkin', so I don't think a whole great deal of it, but Mrs. Mohra heard about the homicides out here and she thought I should call it in, so I called it in. End a story.",What'd this guy look like anyways?
What'd this guy look like anyways?,"Oh, he was a little guy, kinda funny- lookin'."
"Oh, he was a little guy, kinda funny- lookin'.",Uh-huh - in what way?
Uh-huh - in what way?,Just a general way.
Just a general way.,"Okay, well, thanks a bunch, Mr. Mohra. You're right, it's probably nothin', but thanks for callin' her in."
"Okay, well, thanks a bunch, Mr. Mohra. You're right, it's probably nothin', but thanks for callin' her in.",Oh sure. They say she's gonna turn cold tomorrow.
Oh sure. They say she's gonna turn cold tomorrow.,"Yah, got a front movin' in."
"Yah, got a front movin' in.",Ya got that right.
"Well, the little guy, he was kinda funny-looking.",In what way?
In what way?,I dunno. Just funny-looking.
I dunno. Just funny-looking.,Can you be any more specific?
Can you be any more specific?,I couldn't really say. He wasn't circumcised.
I couldn't really say. He wasn't circumcised.,Was he funny-looking apart from that?
Was he funny-looking apart from that?,Yah.
Yah.,"So you were having with the little fella, then?"
"So you were having with the little fella, then?",Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.,Is there anything else you can tell me about him?
Is there anything else you can tell me about him?,"No. Like I say, he was funny-looking. More'n most people even."
"No. Like I say, he was funny-looking. More'n most people even.",And what about the other fella?
"...Yah, okay...","Look, Dad, there is no way -"
"What the heck were you thinkin'? Heck, if I'm only gettin' bank interest, I'd look for complete security. Heck, FDIC. I don't see nothin' like that here.","Yah, but I - okay, I would, I'd guarantee ya your money back."
"Yah, but I - okay, I would, I'd guarantee ya your money back.","I'm not talkin' about your word, Jerry. Geez, what the heck're you?... Well, look, I don't want to cut you out of the loop, but his here's a good deal. I assume, if you're not innarested, you won't mind if we move on it independently."
"- All's I know is, ya got a problem, ya call a professional!","No! They said no cops! They were darned clear on that, Wade! They said you call the cops and we -"
"No! They said no cops! They were darned clear on that, Wade! They said you call the cops and we -","Well, a course they're gonna say that! But where's my protection? They got Jean here! I give these sons a a million dollars, where's my guarantee they're gonna let her go."
"Well, a course they're gonna say that! But where's my protection? They got Jean here! I give these sons a a million dollars, where's my guarantee they're gonna let her go.","Well, they -"
"Well, they -","A million dollars is a lot a money! And there they are, they got my daughter!"
"A million dollars is a lot a money! And there they are, they got my daughter!","Yah, but think this thing through here, Wade. Ya give 'em what they want, why wont' they let her go? You gotta listen to me on this one, Wade."
"Yah, but think this thing through here, Wade. Ya give 'em what they want, why wont' they let her go? You gotta listen to me on this one, Wade.","Heck, you don't know! You're just whistlin' Dixie here! I'm sayin', the cops, they can advise us on this! I'm sayin' call a professional!"
"Heck, you don't know! You're just whistlin' Dixie here! I'm sayin', the cops, they can advise us on this! I'm sayin' call a professional!","No! No cops! That's final! This is my deal here, Wade! Jean is my wife here!"
"All the more reason! I don't want you - with all due respect, Jerry - I don't want you mucking this up.",The heck d'ya mean?
The heck d'ya mean?,"They want my money, they can deal with me. Otherwise I'm goin' to a professional. He points at a briefcase."
"They want my money, they can deal with me. Otherwise I'm goin' to a professional. He points at a briefcase.",...There's a million dollars here!
...There's a million dollars here!,"No, see -"
"No, see -","Look, Jerry, you're not sellin' me a car. It's my show here. That's that."
Get your hands off him! Get off...! What the do you think you're doing... ? Evidence?! This is a man... ! You killed him!,He was killed in action.
He was killed in action.,"No! Look at you! You're... you're running around in ski masks, exploding things..."
"No! Look at you! You're... you're running around in ski masks, exploding things...",He was killed serving Project Mayhem.
This was a support group for men with testicular cancer. The big moosie slobbering all over me was Bob.,We're still men.
We're still men.,Yes. We're men. Men is what we are.
Yes. We're men. Men is what we are.,"Six months ago, Bob's testicles were removed. Then hormone therapy. He developed because his testosterone was too high and his body upped the estrogen. That was where my head fit -- into his huge, sweating that hung enormous, the way we think of God's as big."
"Six months ago, Bob's testicles were removed. Then hormone therapy. He developed because his testosterone was too high and his body upped the estrogen. That was where my head fit -- into his huge, sweating that hung enormous, the way we think of God's as big.",They're gonna have to open my pec's again to drain the fluid.
"That's a great, man! great! Congratulations.","Yeah, both of us."
"Yeah, both of us.","You know about the guy who invented it? I hear all kinds of things. Supposedly, he was born in a mental institution. They say he only sleeps one hour a night. You know about this guy? Tyler Durden?"
"Let's pretend. You're the Department of Transportation, and you discover that our company intentionally did nothing about leather seats cured in third world countries with chemicals we know cause birth defects? Brake linings that fail after a thousand miles. Fuel injectors that burn people alive.",Just who the do you think you are?! Get out! You're fired!
Just who the do you think you are?! Get out! You're fired!,"What about this? Keep me on payroll as an outside consultant. In exchange for my salary, I'll keep my mouth shut. I won't need to come to the office. I can do this job from home."
"We'll split up the week. You can have lymphoma, tuberculosis and --",You take tuberculosis. My smoking doesn't go over at all.
You take tuberculosis. My smoking doesn't go over at all.,I think testicular cancer should be no contest.
I think testicular cancer should be no contest.,"Well, technically, I have more of a right to be there than you. You still have your balls."
"Well, technically, I have more of a right to be there than you. You still have your balls.",You're kidding.
You're kidding.,I don't know -- am I?
What are you doing here?,What... ?
What... ?,What the are you doing here?
"Like crime victims, underwear inside-out, bound with electrical tape.",It suits you.
Marla...,"Your whacked-out, bald freaks hit me with a broom. I thought they were going to break my arm."
"Your whacked-out, bald freaks hit me with a broom. I thought they were going to break my arm.","I'm sorry, I..."
"I'm sorry, I...",The were burning their fingertips with lye. The stink was unbelievable.
The were burning their fingertips with lye. The stink was unbelievable.,Marla... I need to talk to you. It's going to take a tremendous act of faith on your part for you to hear me out.
Marla... I need to talk to you. It's going to take a tremendous act of faith on your part for you to hear me out.,Here comes an avalanche of
"I'm not paying this back. I consider it ""asshole tax.""","Yes, fine. Just, get on. Stay away a couple of weeks, at least."
... and you come home to this.,You
Throwers don't worry about ticking. Modern bombs don't tick.,"Excuse me? ""Throwers?"""
"Excuse me? ""Throwers?""","Baggage handlers. But when a suitcase vibrates, the throwers have to call the police."
"Baggage handlers. But when a suitcase vibrates, the throwers have to call the police.",My suitcase was vibrating?
My suitcase was vibrating?,"Nine time out of ten, it's an electric razor. But, every once in a while ... ...it's a It's airline policy not to imply ownership in the event of a We use the indefinite aricle: ""A Never ""Your"
"What do you do, Tyler?",What do you want me to do?
What do you want me to do?,I mean -- for a living.
I mean -- for a living.,"Why? So you can say, ""Oh, that's what you do."" -- And be a smug little about it?"
Could be worse. A woman could cut off your while you're asleep and toss it out the window of a moving car.,There's always that.
There's always that.,"I don't know, maybe I'm wrong. Maybe it's a terrible tragedy."
"I don't know, maybe I'm wrong. Maybe it's a terrible tragedy.",...no ...no ...
...no ...no ...,"I mean, you did lose a lot of nice, neat little The trendy paper lamps, the Euro-trash shelving unit, am I right?"
"But maybe, just maybe, you've been delivered.",Delivered from Swedish furniture.
Delivered from Swedish furniture.,Delivered from armchairs in obscure green stripe patterns.
Delivered from armchairs in obscure green stripe patterns.,Delivered from Martha Stewart.
Delivered from Martha Stewart.,"Delivered from colors like ""Cobalt,"" ""Ebony,"" and ""Fuchsia."""
Insurance'll cover it.,"Oh, yeah, you gotta start making the list."
"Oh, yeah, you gotta start making the list.",What list?
What list?,"The ""now I get to go out and buy the exact same stuff all over again"" list. That list."
"The ""now I get to go out and buy the exact same stuff all over again"" list. That list.",I don't... think so.
I don't... think so.,This time maybe get a widescreen TV. You'll be occupied for weeks.
This time maybe get a widescreen TV. You'll be occupied for weeks.,"Well, I have to file a claim..."
"Well, I have to file a claim...","The things you own, they end up owning you."
"The things you own, they end up owning you.",Don't I?
Don't I?,Do what you like.
Do what you like.,it's late. I should find a hotel...
it's late. I should find a hotel...,A hotel?
A hotel?,Yeah.
Yeah.,"So, you called me up, because you just wanted to have a drink before you... go find a hotel?"
"So, you called me up, because you just wanted to have a drink before you... go find a hotel?",I don't follow...
I don't follow...,We're on our third pitcher of beer. Just ask me.
We're on our third pitcher of beer. Just ask me.,Huh?
Huh?,You called me so you could have a place to stay.
You called me so you could have a place to stay.,"No, I..."
"No, I...",Why don't you cut the and ask if you can stay at my place?
Why don't you cut the and ask if you can stay at my place?,Would that be a problem?
Would that be a problem?,Is it a problem for you to ask?
Is it a problem for you to ask?,Can I stay at your place?
Can I stay at your place?,"Yes, you can."
"Yes, you can.",Thank you.
Thank you.,"You're welcome. But, I want you to do me one favor."
"You're welcome. But, I want you to do me one favor.",What's that?
What's that?,I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
I want you to hit me as hard as you can.,What?
What?,I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
Sorry. That didn't count.,Like That counted.
"A guy came to fight club for the first time, his was a of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of wood.",If you could fight any celebrity?
If you could fight any celebrity?,Alive or dead?
Alive or dead?,Doesn't matter.
Doesn't matter.,Hemingway. You?
Hemingway. You?,Shatner. William Shatner.
"She is a wild, twisted Stay away from that one.","Oh, and my pace is more librarians."
"Oh, and my pace is more librarians.",Hey... don't knock librarians.
Hey... don't knock librarians.,Marla doesn't need a lover. She needs a case worker.
Marla doesn't need a lover. She needs a case worker.,She needs an exorcist. This isn't love. This is
She needs an exorcist. This isn't love. This is,"She'd invaded my support groups, now she's invading my home."
"She'd invaded my support groups, now she's invading my home.",Listen... do me a favor... sit here a minute...
What?,"You've gotta understand something about me. I have a little rule, okay? Don't ever talk to her about me. Ever. I can't stand that kind of"
"As the renders, the tallow floats to the surface. Remember the they taught you in Boy Scouts.",Hard to imagine you in Boy Scouts.
Hard to imagine you in Boy Scouts.,This clear layer in glycerin. We'll mix it back in when we make the soap.
This does not belong to us. We are not the leaders. We are not special.,What are you doing?!
What are you doing?!,"We are the all-singing, all-dancing of the world. We are all part of the same compost heap..."
"We are the all-singing, all-dancing of the world. We are all part of the same compost heap...",Tyler...
What the ... ?!,You choose your level of involvement. I won't make decisions for you.
You choose your level of involvement. I won't make decisions for you.,I'm not asking you to.
I'm not asking you to.,You're asking questions that don't have answers. You know just as much about Project Mayhem as anybody else.
You're asking questions that don't have answers. You know just as much about Project Mayhem as anybody else.,I don't think that's true.
"""Too young?""","If the applicant is young, we tell him he's too young. Old, too old. too"
"If the applicant is young, we tell him he's too young. Old, too old. too","""Applicant?"""
"""Applicant?""","If the applicant waits at the door for three days without food, shelter or encouragement, then he can enter and begin training."
"If the applicant waits at the door for three days without food, shelter or encouragement, then he can enter and begin training.","""Training?"" Tyler..."
"No! This isn't true. We... we were around other people, together, both of us...",You never talked to me in front of anyone else.
You never talked to me in front of anyone else.,"Wrong, wrong -- what about the car crash... the two guys in the backseat?"
"Wrong, wrong -- what about the car crash... the two guys in the backseat?",What about them? They're lunatics.
What about them? They're lunatics.,You took me to the house.
You took me to the house.,The house is rented in your name.
The house is rented in your name.,You have jobs.
You have jobs.,Night jobs -- while you were sleeping.
Night jobs -- while you were sleeping.,What about Marla?
What about Marla?,What about Marla?
What about Marla?,She's... you... you're her.
She's... you... you're her.,"Um, well... technically, no."
What the -- ?,Paraffin.
Paraffin.,What?
What?,Paraffin. Your merry band mixed the nitro with paraffin. I saw it floating in the bomb.
it! it...,Not exactly according to plan.
Not exactly according to plan.,Do we have to do everything ourselves?!
Who is this?,Maintenance.
Maintenance.,"Listen, something is going to happen, something terrible..."
"Listen, something is going to happen, something terrible...","Very good, Sir."
"Very good, Sir.",Excuse me?
Excuse me?,"Don't worry about us, sir. We're solid."
"Don't worry about us, sir. We're solid.","Now wait, there's been a mix-up. Everything's changed..."
"Now wait, there's been a mix-up. Everything's changed...",You told me you'd say that.
You told me you'd say that.,Abort the plan.
Abort the plan.,"You told me you'd say that, too."
"You told me you'd say that, too.",Did I tell you I'd call you a fascist
Did I tell you I'd call you a fascist,"Well, sir, you said you might."
"He don't own this place, I do. How much money's he getting for this?",There is no money.
There is no money.,Really?
Really?,It's free to all.
It's free to all.,Ain't that something?
Ain't that something?,"Yes, it is."
"Yes, it is.","Look, I want everyone outta here now!"
"Look, I want everyone outta here now!",You're welcome to join our club.
You're welcome to join our club.,Did you hear what I just said?!
Did you hear what I just said?!,You and your friend.
What do you want me to do?,Speed up.
Speed up.,"Yeah, 'em. No offense."
A mortician. He seemed to know a of a lot more about death than he ever told us.,Should we knock?
Should we knock?,He probably already knows we're coming.
Remember the onramp? There was a pregnant woman in a white delivery van.,"Holy He said ""only new life can defeat death."" If she gives birth to a baby that was never meant to be born, a brand new soul that was never part of Death's Design..."
The only reason he was on Route 18 was because he own the lottery and had to collect the winnings.,That lucky
That lucky,"What about the rest of you? Kimberly, you were driving to Daytona. Was Route 18 your first choice?"
A Trans Am. That went out with New Kids on the Block.,Yeah. Who does he think he is? Knight Rider?
Yeah. Who does he think he is? Knight Rider?,Who?
"Look, you weren't there. It was weird. She knew that log truck was gonna cause an accident, she knew. Never mind.","I thought we were finished with this This is police work, not the psychic Hot Line."
"First I'm stuck with Jury Duty, now this nonsense.","Yeah, I hate to love and leave ya, but I've been over this X-Files since the sixth season."
"Here's what I don't get. For nine months, Death does all this to make sure I win these tickets and end up on Route 18 at exactly the right time for the pile up...",Yeah?
Yeah?,"But why single me out? What am I in the great scheme of things? You'd think I stepped off Flight 180 or something... weird, man."
New life defeats death? Follow the signs? Where the did you find that guy?,"Yeah, I thought he was supposed to be helpful."
"Stop it, don't move him!",He can't breathe it. I think his lung's collapsed!
What's the chance of finding a nice mature guy once we get to Daytona?,How does a nice mature sound?
"Relax, you need to chill the out.",Highway to Highway to
Highway to Highway to,"For Christ sakes girl, take a breath."
"You're all certifiable, you know that? I can't believe I've been listening to this Come on, Tim, let's go outside.","Jeez, Mom, stop trippin'."
"Ahhh! You You think this is funny, you Tod, if you're not dead I'm gonna you!",Ohmygod! OHMYGOD! OHMYGOD! He's not dead?
"I'm not just layin' down a bunch of math here, with this. I'm talking about indications... omens... that day, that we were meant to die. That, if, we have been aware of... would have saved everyone on the plane.",That's total You can find death omens anywhere you want to.
"What's your fuckin' worry? If it's not your time...? I could get nailed runnin' this red light and you all wouldn't get Only me, right?",No!
 ,"C'mon, man, like you really thought you were gonna tittie 'em over Greenland, or something?"
"C'mon, man, like you really thought you were gonna tittie 'em over Greenland, or something?","Because of you, I gotta sit here and watch fuckin' ""Stepmom."""
"You may not realize it, but we're all just a mouse that a cat has by its tail. Every single move we make, from the mundane to the monumental... the red light we stop at, or run; the people we have with, or won't with us; the airplane we ride, or walk out of... is all a part of Death's sadistic design leading to the grave.",Design?
Get control of yourself!,That's what I'm doin'!
That's what I'm doin'!,"I know what you're doing! It's alright to be scared, Carter. You don't have to prove to us how big your balls are. Not now."
"I know what you're doing! It's alright to be scared, Carter. You don't have to prove to us how big your balls are. Not now.",I'm not afraid! I DECIDE WHEN IT'S TIME! I control my life! I control my death!
"I gotta tell you, it's just luck you guys came when you did. They move us around a lot... We only been at that camp a week. Got a smoke?",No.
No.,What kind of rescue you call this?
You mean the snake?,"Yeah. It's not hard once you get the hang of it. In the wrist. Anyway, I did what I always do when I get one..."
"Yeah. It's not hard once you get the hang of it. In the wrist. Anyway, I did what I always do when I get one...",What's that?
What's that?,"Put it in the guard's barracks. Man they got They beat the out of me, but... it's kind of a tradition. You oughta see 'em run around."
"This is just like Star Wars, man!",Star Wars?
You crazy? I need it to burn these things off.,No cigarettes.
No cigarettes.,I had it cupped.
Where did you find this clown?,I thought he was with you.
I thought he was with you.,Crazy
And how'd you sneak up like that?,"Carefully. Don't want to get shot by you. Bad karma. Anyway, you need me."
"Carefully. Don't want to get shot by you. Bad karma. Anyway, you need me.",I do?
I do?,You think you are... .
You think you are... .,Invulnerable.
Invulnerable.,In-vul-nerabo. But you get kicked without me.
Rambo and Brewer were selected as write-offs.,"It was clean. Very clean... Rambo was a decorated Vietnam vet, a former POW himself... if he came out and said ""No POWs"" the sub-committee would buy it. He gets himself caught he's a private citizen, a whacko, acting on his own. If he gets proof, it gets lost somewhere between here and D.C. Airtight. But no... Rambo's gotta be a hero. Thinks he's starring in his own war movie or something. He put me in a corner. No choice."
"It was clean. Very clean... Rambo was a decorated Vietnam vet, a former POW himself... if he came out and said ""No POWs"" the sub-committee would buy it. He gets himself caught he's a private citizen, a whacko, acting on his own. If he gets proof, it gets lost somewhere between here and D.C. Airtight. But no... Rambo's gotta be a hero. Thinks he's starring in his own war movie or something. He put me in a corner. No choice.","""Terminate with extreme prejudice."""
"""Terminate with extreme prejudice.""","That's a crock. We don't say that. Do you have any idea the shitstorm if he'd gotten back with that guy? If it went public? The White House would have to act through channels. We're talking ransom. Four billion bucks in war reparations to Vietnam to get the others back. That's billion, Colonel. With a ""B"". For a few guys that've had their brains in a blender for ten years? A pain in the to everybody? No way. There's no way."
Who're you?,American. Come to get you out.
American. Come to get you out.,"Man, you are one scary-looking"
"Man, you are one scary-looking",Can you walk?
Can you walk?,I could a couple of days ago. Gonna be... stiff.
"I mean, I've gone out with bums, but they were gorgeous. It's the only reason to go out with a bum.",This food's delicious. You're a wonderful cook. And you have a lovely home.
This food's delicious. You're a wonderful cook. And you have a lovely home.,"Jack, he's starting a conversation..."
"Well, it's funny! Whatta want from me?",It's not funny. It's... sophomoric and mindless... and dumb.
It's not funny. It's... sophomoric and mindless... and dumb.,Then why the do we watch all the time?
Then why the do we watch all the time?,Because it makes me feel good to see how not funny it is and how America doesn't know the first thing about funny which makes it easier not being a famous funny TV celebrity because that would just mean that I'm not really talented.
I can't tell you how distraught I was. All night long. What the happened?,I was attacked.
I was attacked.,<u>What</u>!
<u>What</u>!,Two kids tried to set me on fire.
Two kids tried to set me on fire.,<u>Oh my <u>What did they do</u>! <u>My</u>
"Oh, I used to be such a Catholic.",You still believe in
You still believe in,"Oh sure... Gotta believe in But I don't think made man in his own image. No. 'Cause most of... the that happens, is because of men. No, I think man was made out of the devil's image and women were created out of -- because women can have babies which is sorta like creating, and which also explains why women are attracted to men, because, lets face it, the devil is a helluva lot more interesting -- I slept with a few saints and let me tell you... <u>Booooorring</u>!!!... And so the whole point of life, I think, is for men and women to get married so the devil and can live together and, ya know -- work it out... ... Not that we have to get married."
I was not with a woman last night. I was out with Parry.,The
The,He's not a
He's not a,And who's Lydia?
And who's Lydia?,"Lydia is the girl Parry likes... And I thought, if I could get them together I..."
"Lydia is the girl Parry likes... And I thought, if I could get them together I...",What? The curse'll be lifted? <u>Will</u> <u>you please</u>!
What? The curse'll be lifted? <u>Will</u> <u>you please</u>!,I... You're not going to understand this.
I... You're not going to understand this.,Don't treat me like I'm It me off.
Don't treat me like I'm It me off.,All right... Sorry... I feel indebted to him.
All right... Sorry... I feel indebted to him.,What does that mean?
What does that mean?,"See, I told you!"
"See, I told you!","Well, what the does that mean?"
"Well, what the does that mean?","I thought... if... if I can help him in some way... you know?... get him this girl he loves... Then... maybe.... things'll start changing for me... My luck, ya know... Maybe... Forget it... It's a idea."
"You know, I can't believe I did it. You think it'll work out?","Who's knows. My Aunt Marge used to say, ""some matches are made in heaven, some are made in and some are made in hardware stores""."
"Who's knows. My Aunt Marge used to say, ""some matches are made in heaven, some are made in and some are made in hardware stores"".",Nothing it's just...I begining to understand you.
Nothing it's just...I begining to understand you.,Well...I think you should feel very proud. You did a real nice thing for somebody else. I'm very proud.
Well...I think you should feel very proud. You did a real nice thing for somebody else. I'm very proud.,You were great. Thanks alot.
"... I'd like to focus on my career - - now than I can, now that everything's all right... Parry's taken care of... and... Like I said, I feel like I know a lot more now and I don't...","First of all, let me tell you something -- you don't know Second of all, as far as <u>we</u> go, what time do you need? What have we been doing here, except <u>time</u>? Have I ever... ever pressured you!?"
"First of all, let me tell you something -- you don't know Second of all, as far as <u>we</u> go, what time do you need? What have we been doing here, except <u>time</u>? Have I ever... ever pressured you!?",No.
No.,"No. So what time do you need? I love you -- you love me -- you want to get your career going, great! I'd like to be a part of it -- I think I deserve that! So what do you need to figure out alone!?"
"You can't even give me that?! What were you gonna do, Jack?... Just gonna organize your life... ... walk out that door, move in by yourself and what -- drop the news when you find somebody else? What were you planning to do, Jack?",I didn't know. I just said all I want is some time.
I didn't know. I just said all I want is some time.,"If you're going to hurt me, you hurt me now -- not some long... drawn out hurt that takes weeks of my life because you don't have the balls!"
"If you're going to hurt me, you hurt me now -- not some long... drawn out hurt that takes weeks of my life because you don't have the balls!",All right... I'll pack my stuff tonight.
Um...I've got to run. I've bee doing this all day. Are you going to be all right?,Oh please!...I was born a Catholic in Brooklyn... I've been to and back.... I'll be fine... ....Thanks...You're a gem.
You shouldn't hang around this neighborhood.,I... I was just leaving.
I... I was just leaving.,People spend a lot of hard earned money for this neighborhood. It's not fair... looking out their windows to see your asleep on the streets...
People spend a lot of hard earned money for this neighborhood. It's not fair... looking out their windows to see your asleep on the streets...,Yes... I... I agree...
Yes... I... I agree...,Good. You believe this
This is it. I'm in Damned to an eternity of idiotic conversation.,Great place huh?
Pretty impressive huh?...Don't let it scare you. I'll admit it's formidable but everything has it's weakness.,You can't just break into Langdon Carmichael's house. This man has done nothing.
You can't just break into Langdon Carmichael's house. This man has done nothing.,O.K...let me explain this one more time...The Holly Grail is in -....
O.K...let me explain this one more time...The Holly Grail is in -....,All right! Listen - please...don't start drooling or...rolling your eyes when I tell you this but - You shouldn't do this..There is no Holy Grail.
All right! Listen - please...don't start drooling or...rolling your eyes when I tell you this but - You shouldn't do this..There is no Holy Grail.,"Of course there is, Jack. What do you think the Crusades were - a frat initiation? I don't think so...There has to be a Grail."
"Of course there is, Jack. What do you think the Crusades were - a frat initiation? I don't think so...There has to be a Grail.","Look, you're only sort of insane, really. People like you can lead semi-normal lives. You could get a job..."
"Look, you're only sort of insane, really. People like you can lead semi-normal lives. You could get a job...",I don't need a job. I have a quest.
I don't need a job. I have a quest.,I take it back - you're deranged... And you're going to get yourself killed trying to get in there!
I take it back - you're deranged... And you're going to get yourself killed trying to get in there!,Tch. You are so sweet...Now I know why you're saying this. ...You're afraid I'm in danger and you're trying to protect me.
Tch. You are so sweet...Now I know why you're saying this. ...You're afraid I'm in danger and you're trying to protect me.,No. I think you're a and I don't want to get into trouble.
"Isn't it great up here... He's gone now, but we had him on the run! We would've had his if we had horses! He's running scared!",WHO! WHO'S RUNNING?!! WHO HAVE WE BEEN CHASING!?? CAN I ASK THIS QUESTION NOW!!!
Holdin' my,<u>Parry</u>! Close your pants...
Unhand that degenerate - you adolescent of a one balled donkey!,"It's just a bum...You know, there's enough in here for the two of you."
"It's just a bum...You know, there's enough in here for the two of you.","Ha, ha, ha, ha rubbish...now begone...before somebody drops a house on you!..."
You a too?,"<u>you</u> <u>say!?</u>... <u>""Curst</u> <u>wolf!</u> <u>Thy</u> <u>fury</u> <u>inward</u> <u>on</u> <u>thyself</u> <u>Pray</u> <u>and</u> <u>consume</u> <u>thee!""</u>"
"<u>you</u> <u>say!?</u>... <u>""Curst</u> <u>wolf!</u> <u>Thy</u> <u>fury</u> <u>inward</u> <u>on</u> <u>thyself</u> <u>Pray</u> <u>and</u> <u>consume</u> <u>thee!""</u>",you.
Come on! Go for it! What the are they gonna do? They can't do nothin!,<u>Nothing!</u> <u>They</u> <u>can</u> <u>do</u> <u>nothing!</u> <u>Gentlemen!</u>
"You can't leave me tied up out here alone, you",You won't be alone for long.
"Give 'em the horn, Bob.",Look at these assholes! What the are they doing?!
"Tell me what in the hell's going on, Elton!","I got accused a robbin' a fillin'station down in the Indian Nation, didn' I tell you..."
How 'bout if I just cut off your water?,I'm too moved by your gentility to speak.
"Why'nt you take 'at sign off your Ray, an' let's go on out.",Out where?
"I can't help it, honey, the ball just keeps goin' cocky wobbly on me...",Will you just do what the I tell you...
Will you just do what the I tell you...,"I did, didn' I, El?"
"I did, didn' I, El?",You got another ball comin'.
"Come on, DiPesto. We can still have a good time.","You're the pathetic one, not me."
"You're the pathetic one, not me.",I'm going on over there...
I'm going on over there...,I'm not some piece a
I'm not some piece a,I know you're not.
I know you're not.,You treat me like I was.
You treat me like I was.,I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.,"You go slippin' around in front a my face, an' in front a Elton an' Stoney. What do you imagine they think a someone you treat that way..."
"You go slippin' around in front a my face, an' in front a Elton an' Stoney. What do you imagine they think a someone you treat that way...","Now, hand..."
"Elton and Stoney know how I feel about you. An' they're just goin' to think I'm not too nice a guy, which I'm not, an' that you're a of a person puttin' up with me, that's all.",You're goin' a find me dead one time.
You're goin' a find me dead one time.,"Sssh, come on now... Be a good girl."
"Sssh, come on now... Be a good girl.","If you really want a get up an' leave me, you can read about it in the newsprint."
"If you really want a get up an' leave me, you can read about it in the newsprint.",I'm not going to get up an' leave you. Now let's go over to El's an' have a good time.
I'm not going to get up an' leave you. Now let's go over to El's an' have a good time.,"Do you love me, Bobby?"
"Look at my car! Piece of I just bought it brand new from a used-car lot, and the steering goes to the on me!",You're lucky no one was hurt.
You're lucky no one was hurt.,"Seven hundred dollars, down the toilet! I'd like to go back and punch the son of a out! Can you give us a lift?"
"Robert, I think you better just...",You're all full of
Haven't you got a jacket or anything with you?,"No, I don't, I uh... it got burned up. Everything in the car got the burned out of it. All I got left is what I have on..."
"No, I don't, I uh... it got burned up. Everything in the car got the burned out of it. All I got left is what I have on...","I've got an extra jacket behind the seat, if you want to put it on."
"I've got an extra jacket behind the seat, if you want to put it on.","No, it's okay."
"No, it's okay.","Suit yourself. But I'll tell you, where we're headed is gonna get colder'n"
"Suit yourself. But I'll tell you, where we're headed is gonna get colder'n",It's all right. I'm fine.
"There'd never be a hole big enough. Now took at me, for instance, when I was just one person, before Bobby, I had so much garbage collectin' onto me every day, I was thinkin' about gettin a dispose all...","A dispose-all, what's that but more I've never seen such Oofh, I don't know how people get up in the morning."
"Don't wit' me! Don't wit' me. My lawyer's so good he'll have you workin in Alaska, so dress warn.","Aaron, how you doin'?"
"Aaron, how you doin'?",Fine.
Fine.,Look at me.
Look at me.,What?
What?,Why you have an attitude for?
Why you have an attitude for?,"Not now, I'm busy"
"Not now, I'm busy",I just wanna speak to you. I just wanna speak to you the way I feel about you.
I just wanna speak to you. I just wanna speak to you the way I feel about you.,"Hurry up, you're wastin' my time, what the"
"I wanna go out with you, I want to be part of your life. I want you to treat me the way a girlfriend should be treated.",Then don't go out with me.
Then don't go out with me.,"For once in your life have some respect for me, don't even curse at me or nothin'."
"For once in your life have some respect for me, don't even curse at me or nothin'.",Now she's tellin' me what the to do.
Now she's tellin' me what the to do.,you drive me crazy. I just want you to know how I feel and you don't understand.
you drive me crazy. I just want you to know how I feel and you don't understand.,Just get the outta here.
What are you going that way for?,"I'm not goin' to 10th Street, people and in that pool,"
"I'm not goin' to 10th Street, people and in that pool,",Where you goin'?
Where you goin'?,Pitt.
Pitt.,"Oh man, what we gotta leave ar' own neighborhood for?"
"Oh man, what we gotta leave ar' own neighborhood for?",C'mon.
C'mon.,"Man, if I go down you're goin' down with me."
I gotta go take a,"If we were at 10th Street Pool you woulda done it right in the water, right?"
The one with the phat,"No, c'mon, stop playin'. The girl that you kissed when we got there. Where s he live at?"
"First of all, let me just reiterate that this is not a formal investigation. I'm not going through formal channels here, because if Alan Stanwyk is not involved in any improprieties, then nobody has to know I was even --",Alan Stanwyk is not involved in improprieties. Where the does the S.E.C. come off --
"Look. You know that and I know that, but somebody's bucking for a promotion. I think it's that bozo, Hanrahan, I can't be sure. Anyway, unless I go back there with something, you and your son-in-law are next week's scapegoats.",Unbelievable.
Unbelievable.,I feel like dirt. They even want to know what he's doing in Utah?
I feel like dirt. They even want to know what he's doing in Utah?,"Utah? Jesus Christ! First of all, Alan Stanwyk does not own one share of stock.The three million dollars for the ranch in Provo comes from my daughter who converted some of her personal holdings, not company holdings. Now if anybody in DC wants to make something of that, bring 'em on. Until then, get the out of my face."
"Utah? Jesus Christ! First of all, Alan Stanwyk does not own one share of stock.The three million dollars for the ranch in Provo comes from my daughter who converted some of her personal holdings, not company holdings. Now if anybody in DC wants to make something of that, bring 'em on. Until then, get the out of my face.",I admire you.
I admire you.,By the way: what kind of name is
By the way: what kind of name is,Comanche Indian.
"Your editor called me yesterday to respond to allegations you're about to print about police involvement in narcotics dealing. Fletch starts to get up, but Cummings plants his foot on Fletch's chest, forces him back down.","I'm about to break that beach wide open, and I don't need some pennyante Woodward and Bernstein getting in the way of my men."
"I'm about to break that beach wide open, and I don't need some pennyante Woodward and Bernstein getting in the way of my men.",'Your men' might just be involved in all this.
'Your men' might just be involved in all this.,"You idiot. Off the record, deep background: I've got that beach crawling with undercover cops."
What the are you doing here?,"Put the gun down, Alan. I'll take care of them."
"I've got it all under control, Jerry. You can go now.",Under control? You idiot. You didn't know who he was?
"Jerry, you're simply going to have to trust me. I've got a foolproof way to get rid of this guy and now you're jeopardizing everything.",Your 'foolproof' way is going to land my on the front page while you're basking in Rio.
So what do you figure?,No idea.
No idea.,No idea at all?
No idea at all?,Okay. Some idea.
Okay. Some idea.,Like when?
Like when?,Like tonight.
Like tonight.,For sure?
For sure?,"No, not for sure. When it comes, it comes. You gonna want some"
"No, not for sure. When it comes, it comes. You gonna want some",I think I’d rather have drugs.
I think I’d rather have drugs.,Fletch...
Fletch...,"Sorry. I find a little humor really brightens things up around here, don’t you?"
Jesus.,You don't know me.
You don't know me.,My pleasure.
My pleasure.,"I'm serious, Sam."
"I'm serious, Sam.","What, the heat here?"
"What, the heat here?",Affirmative.
Affirmative.,The two surfer boys?
The two surfer boys?,Affirmative.
Affirmative.,Thought so. What for?
Thought so. What for?,"For me. I'm a reporter, Sam. I'm breaking the drug story and I got the chief red-handed. Gummy gave me a deposition."
"For me. I'm a reporter, Sam. I'm breaking the drug story and I got the chief red-handed. Gummy gave me a deposition.",You gonna nail the chief?
You gonna nail the chief?,I'm gonna nail the chief. And you can help or --
I'm gonna nail the chief. And you can help or --,"Oh, I'll help, Fletch. I'm a to that sonofabitch. He busted me, third offense, gave me a choice: Work for him or do fifteen long. All I get out of this is free snort."
"Oh, I'll help, Fletch. I'm a to that sonofabitch. He busted me, third offense, gave me a choice: Work for him or do fifteen long. All I get out of this is free snort.",You don't have a piece of the action?
You don't have a piece of the action?,Noooo. Free snort. That's it.
Noooo. Free snort. That's it.,"Wait five minutes, and go to my office. You'll get federal protection after that."
"Wait five minutes, and go to my office. You'll get federal protection after that.",Gonna need it. That boy is dangerous. Fletch?
Gonna need it. That boy is dangerous. Fletch?,What?
What?,You find the source?
You find the source?,Gum thought Brazil.
Gum thought Brazil.,"Rio. Know how he gets it in the country? Some big shot airline executive flies it in on company jets. Very impressive operation, Fletch. Very impressive."
"Read this, please.",Wait a second --
Wait a second --,Cut the and read it.
I'm Harry S. Truman from Casewell Insurance Underwriters.,Harry S. Truman?
Harry S. Truman?,My parents were great fans of the former President.
My parents were great fans of the former President.,Isn't that nice. Good man. Showed the a thing or two.
Isn't that nice. Good man. Showed the a thing or two.,Sure did. Dropped the big one on them.
Sure did. Dropped the big one on them.,"Dropped two big ones. Real fighter. You're in the insurance line, Harry?"
"Dropped two big ones. Real fighter. You're in the insurance line, Harry?",Right.
Right.,"Well, I'm fully covered."
"Well, I'm fully covered.","I don't doubt it, Mr. Stanwyk. Actually, my company is the sub- insurer of the subsidiary carriers of a policy held by Alan Stanwyk, who I believe is your son."
"I don't doubt it, Mr. Stanwyk. Actually, my company is the sub- insurer of the subsidiary carriers of a policy held by Alan Stanwyk, who I believe is your son.","Yes. Where you from, Harry?"
"Yes. Where you from, Harry?",California. San Berdoo. Utah's part of my route. Can I ask you a few questions?
California. San Berdoo. Utah's part of my route. Can I ask you a few questions?,Come on in.
Has he?,"Boy, what the hell's the matter with you?"
"Boy, what the hell's the matter with you?",Then he has.
Then he has.,Course he has. That's his wife.
"John Ultramalensky, right?",Right.
Right.,I haven't seen you since the wedding.
I haven't seen you since the wedding.,"Gee, I must have been at your wedding, I don't --"
"Gee, I must have been at your wedding, I don't --","Not mine, Yours."
"Not mine, Yours.",What are you doing here?
"You don't look sick, Mr. Stanwyk.","I don't feel sick. Not yet. They tell me it'll start getting bad in about a month. After that... well, I'd rather not be around for it."
"I don't feel sick. Not yet. They tell me it'll start getting bad in about a month. After that... well, I'd rather not be around for it.",Why don't you try suicide?
Why don't you try suicide?,My company has taken out a very large insurance policy on me. And I have a wife. Suicide would nullify my insurance. does not.
My company has taken out a very large insurance policy on me. And I have a wife. Suicide would nullify my insurance. does not.,So why pick me?
So why pick me?,"You're a drifter, a -- pardon the expression -- beach bum. No one would notice if you disappeared. I've watched you for a couple weeks."
"You're a drifter, a -- pardon the expression -- beach bum. No one would notice if you disappeared. I've watched you for a couple weeks.",Maybe I'm just on vacation.
Maybe I'm just on vacation.,Not with the you hang out with. I've watched. I've thought. Its a perfect scheme. I even have a perfect escape plan for you.
Not with the you hang out with. I've watched. I've thought. Its a perfect scheme. I even have a perfect escape plan for you.,Did it ever occur to you that I might not want to you?
Did it ever occur to you that I might not want to you?,I've got fifty thousand dollars says you will.
I thought I had that one.,You should play with much larger tennis balls. So how's Alan?
You should play with much larger tennis balls. So how's Alan?,What are you asking me for? He's so busy lately I hardly see him. And he's been so preoccupied.
What are you asking me for? He's so busy lately I hardly see him. And he's been so preoccupied.,Preoccupied with what?
Preoccupied with what?,"Oh, personal stuff. Look! I hit one!"
Fletch.,"Frank, you look a little peaked. Wanna"
"Frank, you look a little peaked. Wanna","No, I want an answer, Is the story done?"
"No, I want an answer, Is the story done?","Uh, almost."
"Uh, almost.","'Uh, almost' is not an answer. 'Yes Frank, it's all done': that's an answer."
"'Uh, almost' is not an answer. 'Yes Frank, it's all done': that's an answer.","And a fine one, I might add."
"Just kidding, Frank. You'll have the story and you'll be proud of it.",You broke it? You know the source?
You broke it? You know the source?,Practically.
How could you call him?,"It's called journalism, Fletch. It's called getting both sides of the story. Something you apparently don't know anything about."
"It's called journalism, Fletch. It's called getting both sides of the story. Something you apparently don't know anything about.",It's also called getting me this close to being murdered.
It's also called getting me this close to being murdered.,Get out of here.
Get out of here.,"He threw me in a cell, took a gun and a knife and threatened to me right there if I didn't promise to give up the story."
"He threw me in a cell, took a gun and a knife and threatened to me right there if I didn't promise to give up the story.","You know, I've had it up to here with your I need a story from you by tomorrow."
"You know, I've had it up to here with your I need a story from you by tomorrow.",You'll have it.
You'll have it.,"But not unsubstantiated charges about dope-dealing cops, and not horse paranoid fantasies about homicidal police chiefs."
"But not unsubstantiated charges about dope-dealing cops, and not horse paranoid fantasies about homicidal police chiefs.","Thanks for the vote of confidence, Frank."
"Thanks for the vote of confidence, Frank.",I want something I can print!
I want something I can print!,Print this Frank.
"I'm quitting, Frank. As of midnight tonight.",What? Who the are they?
What? Who the are they?,"This is Sam, and this is Gummy."
"This is Sam, and this is Gummy.",What...
What...,"Their statements, naming Chief Cummings as the numero uno drug pusher from here to Oxnard. I want them to have federal protection under the paper's sponsorship."
"Oh, that! Don't take it personally. He always wakes up before I do. Down boy! Roseanne Barr",Who's your decorator?
Who's your decorator?,Some Charged me up the
Some Charged me up the,"I'm sorry, is that a joke?"
"I'm sorry, is that a joke?","Poor taste. I know. Listen, I respect homosexuals. When I was young, my maid was a homosexual. My maid was a homosexual."
"Poor taste. I know. Listen, I respect homosexuals. When I was young, my maid was a homosexual. My maid was a homosexual.","I don't have a sense of humor, either. Sorry."
Now that we've broken the ice...,I need you to find my little sister. She goes by the name Zuzu...
I need you to find my little sister. She goes by the name Zuzu...,Zuzu Petals. You want me to rescue her from the gorgeous that is L.A.
Zuzu Petals. You want me to rescue her from the gorgeous that is L.A.,"But how did you know? Here, take this picture..."
"Damnit... you were right last night. Jonathan and I were into more than Along with Bobby right after old Jack Grendel died, we took part in a scheme to rip off Grendel records... I didn't want you involved...",But I am...
"What cheap hey, waiter!",We invested in these factories. In Vancouver.
We invested in these factories. In Vancouver.,Hold that thought. Are we being shot at?
"So many assholes, so few bullets.","Ford, you're the most cynical man in the industry and that's not easy."
"Ford, you're the most cynical man in the industry and that's not easy.",I'm not cynical. Can I help it that life is a disease and everyone's a victim. So you're producing exclusively for Grendel Records now. Hope you're taking Julian for a bundle.
I'm not cynical. Can I help it that life is a disease and everyone's a victim. So you're producing exclusively for Grendel Records now. Hope you're taking Julian for a bundle.,"Man, ever since old Jack Grendel died, Julian has got me into one yummy gig after the other. Not only am I producing, he's got me in some executive position. What are you looking at..."
I've heard cars with more harmony.,Tell me about it. Name's Kyle Troy. Can't we bring up the bass.
"You're friends with the most obnoxious on the airwaves. The King of the Shock Jocks. I'm, I'm shocked.","I love you, too, baby. He wants to meet at six. What time is it now?"
Tonight after I see Don. Some Beverly Hillbilly just hired me to find Name's Colleen Sutton.,Spooky. I'll process her.
Spooky. I'll process her.,"Cool. Jazz, meet me at the Dorothy Chandler Pavilion tonight. I'll have a ticket for you at the door. Some concert. Could be interesting. Dress nice."
"Sorry, Jazz. After this, I'll throw a burger down your throat, okay?",You're a gentleman. What do you want from me?
You're a gentleman. What do you want from me?,"This Colleen Sutton woman I'm with. If she flees me to go powder her whatever, I need you to keep tabs..."
How'd you get this from her?,"You don't want to know, believe me. But don't worry, I washed my hands..."
"You don't want to know, believe me. But don't worry, I washed my hands...","A C.D. Wow, this case is closed. So, she's got bad taste in music and in men... Did I tell you she and Johnny were lovers and that they were into something and he got killed for it?"
"A C.D. Wow, this case is closed. So, she's got bad taste in music and in men... Did I tell you she and Johnny were lovers and that they were into something and he got killed for it?","No, as a matter of fact you didn't. What about the girl, Zuzu Petals, how does she fit in? I mean, she is what this case is about."
"No, as a matter of fact you didn't. What about the girl, Zuzu Petals, how does she fit in? I mean, she is what this case is about.",I wish I knew. You did good work...
I wish I knew. You did good work...,Make eye contact when you say that.
Make eye contact when you say that.,"I'm sorry, that dress. What do you say we..."
"I'm sorry, that dress. What do you say we...","Celebrate? Like we celebrated after solving the White Bluesman murders? Forget it, man."
"I believe the last time we came across one of these, was at the ballet. What were your words... 'A C.D. This case is closed.'","I've always said the one reason I'm the best detective in the industry is that I'm the only one... but hey, I never throw away a clue..."
"Hmmm, the first disc was putting out an incomprehensible stream of high bits. This one is putting out low bits. The data is in some binary system. The two discs need to interface simultaneously with a third decryptor disc. Comprendo?","Su-ure. Two people hired me to find Zuzu in order to get hold of one of those discs and Colleen threw a tizz when we took hers. Obviously, all this binary disc is pretty mighty. But it's not necessary. People are dead. One was a friend. The same people were involved in a scam to rip off Grendel Records. Bottom line's Julian Grendel is doing a little revenge number..."
"Your timing swallows the massive one. Grendel just tried to us, he's about to frame and kiss Don, and we can't do Don't even ask about those discs. that Art Mooney with a star by his name! It's tied to Johnny's C.D., I know.",Johnny's C.D.?
"After their initial investment in the factory, Grendel didn't need them. Told them to off. They tried to get these C.D.s together in order to have proof of Grendel's involvement, so they could keep him in line. Now's the fun part...",I can't believe I lost an eye for a bunch of phony C.D.s
come back...,How is it you can look at that HairHead and see when all I see is a lucky from Reseda.
How is it you can look at that HairHead and see when all I see is a lucky from Reseda.,Because I know rock-n-roll.
Because I know rock-n-roll.,"You know rock-n-roll? Darlin', I've been in the music industry for as long as you've lived. I've seen things you can't even have nightmares about... but then I guess I'm just not equipped to know the industry the way you do..."
"You know rock-n-roll? Darlin', I've been in the music industry for as long as you've lived. I've seen things you can't even have nightmares about... but then I guess I'm just not equipped to know the industry the way you do...","Come again? B.FL.D., I have with rock stars; it's not like I'm doing something that I don't enjoy with them, like shuffleboard. Don't worry about me, I practice safe and next summer, I'm going to U.C.L.A."
"I know the feeling. This must be Can you believe, a flucking sorority... I'm gonna Day-Glo.",Ye-ah. Sure.
"Nice left you got there,","Sorry, it was dark, now come on."
I can't this kid's father...,"Who do you think you are, Ford? The tooth fairy."
"Who do you think you are, Ford? The tooth fairy.","This is unbelievable. Zuzu, it's a long story, you see..."
When you going to let me work with you? Why you always with me?,Why am I what? Excuse me? I catch you saying the F-word again. I'll you. That's a promise. Now get the out of here.
I'm sorry...,"Shut up, you Who did this to you?"
"Shut up, you Who did this to you?",These two guys in long cowboy coats and real nice suits. I think Armani. They were going through your stuff with screwdrivers and I did what you would have done.
These two guys in long cowboy coats and real nice suits. I think Armani. They were going through your stuff with screwdrivers and I did what you would have done.,Run to the nearest phone and call the police.
Run to the nearest phone and call the police.,"that, I mean, the heck with that. I kicked their Well, I tried. There were two of them you know..."
"that, I mean, the heck with that. I kicked their Well, I tried. There were two of them you know...","Jesus, how could you be so Come on, we're going to a hospital."
It's me.,What kind of sentimental is this?
What kind of sentimental is this?,"Hey, I love you, too, you little Jesus, guy tries to make a commitment and he's gotta eat"
"Hey, I love you, too, you little Jesus, guy tries to make a commitment and he's gotta eat","Who's my real father, man?"
"Who's my real father, man?","He, he, lives in South America... he's doing that anthropologist- archeologist-dentist kind of thing ... he's real busy."
"Nice tie, Lt. sir.","You think you're so hot just because you can get into any club. You think you're so hot, just because you have with great- looking women. You think you're so hot just because you broke the Ensenada tape piracy ring..."
"You think you're so hot just because you can get into any club. You think you're so hot, just because you have with great- looking women. You think you're so hot just because you broke the Ensenada tape piracy ring...",You gotta admit those are all pretty great reasons...
You gotta admit those are all pretty great reasons...,"Get the out of here, honey... What do we got?"
"It's some psycho killer groupie. I got an anonymous letter that says she killed Bobby Johnny Crunch, and now, this society dame.",Once I got an anonymous letter saying that the world would be destroyed by a giant purple raindrop. I didn't even buy a umbrella... You were in too many discos during the seventies. The Village People rotted your brain.
Once I got an anonymous letter saying that the world would be destroyed by a giant purple raindrop. I didn't even buy a umbrella... You were in too many discos during the seventies. The Village People rotted your brain.,That's the difference between a great investigator like me and a piece of Spam like you. You look at this picture and all you see is beauty. I see the beast.
How's it going?,"You gotta be kidding! This is unfuckingbelievable! I have to start the evening crawling down Capital Records, I shoulda chose suicide then, but oh no, the night was young! Next up, my guitar! The second most important thing I own and now it's toothpicks for the homeless on Hollywood Boulevard! Then, then, after I burned up your brother, Jazz... I should say as a footnote I've usually treated women like -- used corsages, the wet spot, you know giving out Domino's Pizza's phone number and saying it's mine... Tonight was different. I felt respect. I felt love. Then Jazz left me... and <u>now</u> I get to die!"
"You gotta be kidding! This is unfuckingbelievable! I have to start the evening crawling down Capital Records, I shoulda chose suicide then, but oh no, the night was young! Next up, my guitar! The second most important thing I own and now it's toothpicks for the homeless on Hollywood Boulevard! Then, then, after I burned up your brother, Jazz... I should say as a footnote I've usually treated women like -- used corsages, the wet spot, you know giving out Domino's Pizza's phone number and saying it's mine... Tonight was different. I felt respect. I felt love. Then Jazz left me... and <u>now</u> I get to die!",The point?
The point?,Let me go out like a man.
Let me go out like a man.,"Anyway you want it,"
How could Grendel Records sign such a I guess Julian Grendel really is deaf as a doorknob. I hear Ray Charles is going to head up the video division.,Actually that's rather an intriguing idea...
"Good to meet you, Mr. Fairlane. Your mouth makes quite a reflection. I'm Julian Grendel.",Boing. You're one of a lip reader.
Boing. You're one of a lip reader.,"Why thank you. It's a Christmas present. That was my sense of humor, everyone. I wish you would fake a laugh. It's easy with a deaf person."
I knew your father. He was quite...,An A swine? A ballistic Pick one. I never knew what a blessing my accident was until he died and I had to take over the company. You see the music is irrelevant in this industry. I'm going to have to ship this 'wick-prick' platinum just so teenage girls can have a compact disc cover to get wet with.
So what did you think of the ballet? Was it like a warm Ice Capades?,"Yeah, I did, you condescending but I miss Snoopy coming out at the end. Isn't your enjoyment impaired?"
"Yeah, I did, you condescending but I miss Snoopy coming out at the end. Isn't your enjoyment impaired?",Don't worry I can run every ballet note for note in my brain...
"And may I suggest for dessert, the five copies I made...",me...
me...,"Maybe later, but first I want like to know why you'd steal from your own company..."
"Maybe later, but first I want like to know why you'd steal from your own company...","When I was young, I read <u>Billboard</u> and I could not believe how much Grendel Records and how little of it my idiot father Old Jack Grendel got."
"When I was young, I read <u>Billboard</u> and I could not believe how much Grendel Records and how little of it my idiot father Old Jack Grendel got.","Yeah, it's pretty amazing how much cash you gotta give to the actual artists who create the music. Those ingrates really take a bite. But seriously, when Pops died, you got Crunch, and Sutton to help finance a C.D. Cleans operation. You got greedy and they tried to get the three discs together to threaten you, but..."
"Yeah, it's pretty amazing how much cash you gotta give to the actual artists who create the music. Those ingrates really take a bite. But seriously, when Pops died, you got Crunch, and Sutton to help finance a C.D. Cleans operation. You got greedy and they tried to get the three discs together to threaten you, but...","What is this, are you holding a microphone behind my head?"
"Man, Julian, that accident took away more than your hearing.","Accident? Accident! You naive pussball, when I realized my life of music could only be a life of music industry. I <u>cut my <u>ears off</u> so I'd only hear <u>my</u> music. Here, look."
"You're that guy, the private eye.",You're a poet and didn't know it.
You're a poet and didn't know it.,Do you really know everybody in the industry?
Do you really know everybody in the industry?,Only on a first name basis.
Only on a first name basis.,That's cute. You're funny.
That's cute. You're funny.,"That's funny, you're cute."
"That's funny, you're cute.","You heard that Bobby O.D.'d, right? Do you suspect foul play and stuff?"
"You heard that Bobby O.D.'d, right? Do you suspect foul play and stuff?",I'll tell you when somebody pays me to give a and stuff.
I don't believe it. Getting paid to be the you always were.,"amazing, huh? Chevy Nova, you Bensonhurst Still in La-la land. Look at us, two rock 'n' roll dicks. Unfortunately, only one of us is a detective."
"amazing, huh? Chevy Nova, you Bensonhurst Still in La-la land. Look at us, two rock 'n' roll dicks. Unfortunately, only one of us is a detective.","Nice getting all those phone calls from you after you hit it big, you Redhook"
"Nice getting all those phone calls from you after you hit it big, you Redhook",I don't remember any Arbor Day cards from Mr. Rock 'n' Roll Detective.
I don't remember any Arbor Day cards from Mr. Rock 'n' Roll Detective.,Friendship's a lot different out here. A wrong number is a relationship. But then this isn't a social call.
What about you? Can you stand a toss?,I'm clean.
I'm clean.,You don't use
You don't use,No.
"What's your name,","you, Santa Claus!"
I don't...,Ever pick your feet in Poughkeepsie?
Ever pick your feet in Poughkeepsie?,What?
What?,Did you ever pick your feet in Poughkeepsie?
Did you ever pick your feet in Poughkeepsie?,I don't know what you're talkin' about.
I don't know what you're talkin' about.,Were you ever in Poughkeepsie?
Were you ever in Poughkeepsie?,No... yeah...
No... yeah...,"Did you ever sit on the edge of the bed, take off your socks and stick your fingers between your toes?"
"Did you ever sit on the edge of the bed, take off your socks and stick your fingers between your toes?","Man, I'm clean."
"Man, I'm clean.",You made three sales to your roaches back there. We had to chase you through all this and you tell me you're clean?
What ya doin' out so late? Hidin' from the cops?,I hear the health department is going to close this joint for selling dirty beer. I come by to help you carry out your money.
I hear the health department is going to close this joint for selling dirty beer. I come by to help you carry out your money.,They'll close you down if they ever get a look at those busted-valise broads you run with.
They'll close you down if they ever get a look at those busted-valise broads you run with.,You want some eggs.
You want some eggs.,Why not?
Why not?,"Hey, Mutch! You want bacon?"
"Hey, Mutch! You want bacon?",Yeah!
Yeah!,Where the is it?
Where the is it?,"Where the do you think it is, potato head?"
"I got this little chick I'm tryin' to hit on. She's about 20, 21... I take her to Jilly's last night and she's tellin' me about how she wants to settle down one day, get married... I says, ""Hey, this is 1971, baby, I'm just a dirty old man lookin' to score with some","Strike out, eh?"
"Strike out, eh?",Yeah. In the late innings. Ya look like a night's sleep wouldn't ya.
Yeah. In the late innings. Ya look like a night's sleep wouldn't ya.,A piece of wouldn't me.
A piece of wouldn't me.,When ya go back on?
When ya go back on?,Morning. Sometime.
Morning. Sometime.,Whyn't ya stretch out on the pool table for a couple hours. The kid comes in at six will wake ya. A couple eggs and a beer is cheaper than keepin' a dog around the joint.
"Yeah, we got the Westbury covered like a tent.",The Westbury? Balls. I got him down at the subway at Times Square. What the hell's goin' on? I make him coming right out of the hotel free as a bird. Not a soul awake.
That's crazy. You lost the Frog in the subway and you blew our cover. If they haven't moved already they're not gonna move now.,"Walter, I can make this case if the Feds will get the out of my way."
What the am I drivin' for? I'm a first grade Detective. You're a second grade guinea.,"I'm wounded. Oh, oh."
"I'm goin' check on this address in the Bronx, if you're bullshitting me, it's your",Tell everybody we'll be back in an hour.
Tell everybody we'll be back in an hour.,We're goin' now! Goodbye.
We got information that there's no in the street -- it's like a desert full of junkies with a big score coming in to make everybody well.,"This could be it, Walter. This Candy Store guy, putting on a big show in a fancy nightclub with known connections all over him. Then on our own, after working the whole day and night, we tail him out to Brooklyn and sit on him for a week practically, and who do we come up with? Joel Weinstock. You gotta let us have it."
My The only reason you're in this is because you've got a big expense account for buying junk and you like to see your picture in the papers.,This is my case. Get these guys off my back and let me handle it.
"What am I, a shmuck? What's the hurry? He could see a couple of shows and visit the top of the Empire State Building.","Joel, don't me. I spent a lot o' time settin' this one up."
"So whatta you want a badge? It's your first major league game Sal. One thing I learned, move calmly, move cautiously. You'll never be sorry.",I been careful up to now.
I been careful up to now.,Which is why your phone lines are tapped and the Feds are crawlin' all over you like flies.
Which is why your phone lines are tapped and the Feds are crawlin' all over you like flies.,"I'm straight, Joel. They haven't got on me. Look, I'm tellin' you, he'll take the deal somewhere else."
"I'm straight, Joel. They haven't got on me. Look, I'm tellin' you, he'll take the deal somewhere else.",He could go someplace else with his sixty kilos of and see how easy it is to pull together a half million cash. He wouldn't find there was any hurry to do this kind of business.
"Oh, my What is that?! Why you showing me this JESUS! JESUS! Get those away from me!","Nicky Moore. Patty Ryan. Mary Finelli. These names mean anything to you, Julia Sullivan! She mean anything? She means something to me!"
Frank. We gotta go back. Frank...,"Stay with me, Gib. We're gonna do this."
"Stay with me, Gib. We're gonna do this.",I should'a been a mailman.
"Lucky throw, fire boy.","Luck, my"
"Frank, this is not the time to be worried about covering up if you had a thing with this girl.","He's not gonna stop, Satch. He's gonna keep on..."
"He's not gonna stop, Satch. He's gonna keep on...","Are you listening to me? You're in a world of An eye witness has you outside the dead girl's apartment. We got your prints all over the place. Plus the driver's license, Frank. You gotta give me something here. Something I can believe."
"What if I could prove it to you, Satch?",How's that?
How's that?,What if I told you that in the bottom of the 6th we're gonna be down 3-0. And Cleon Jones is gonna get hit in the foot. It's gonna leave a scuff mark on the ball.
What if I told you that in the bottom of the 6th we're gonna be down 3-0. And Cleon Jones is gonna get hit in the foot. It's gonna leave a scuff mark on the ball.,"Frank, please..."
"Frank, please...","The next batter, Clendenon, hits one outta the park."
"The next batter, Clendenon, hits one outta the park.","Frank, this is insane..."
"Frank, this is insane...","In the bottom of the 7th, Weis is gonna hit a solo home run. Jones and Swoboda are gonna score in the 8th. The Mets are gonna win 5-3. Go watch the game, Satch."
"In the bottom of the 7th, Weis is gonna hit a solo home run. Jones and Swoboda are gonna score in the 8th. The Mets are gonna win 5-3. Go watch the game, Satch.","Go watch the game? Go watch the game? Frank, they're gonna make you for Clark's murderer. It matches the Nightingale's profile. You understand what that means?"
"Sorry 'bout that. So Queens, you psyched for the Series?",I don't really follow baseball anymore.
I don't really follow baseball anymore.,What?
What?,I got fed up with all the
I got fed up with all the,"Fed up? Lemme tell you something, in a 1000 years, when school kids study America, they're gonna learn about three things: the Constitution, Rock 'n' Roll, and Baseball."
"...WB2YXB calling unidentified station, Queens. CQ 15.",Hello?
Hello?,I been Q-ing you all night. How the did you do it?
I been Q-ing you all night. How the did you do it?,Huh?
Huh?,The World Series. You called Buford's homer.
The World Series. You called Buford's homer.,"Wasn't too tough, buddy. Game happened almost thirty years ago."
"Wasn't too tough, buddy. Game happened almost thirty years ago.",What are you talking about? I'm talking about this afternoon.
What are you talking about? I'm talking about this afternoon.,This afternoon?
You call your son Little Chief?,Uh huh...
Uh huh...,What'd you say your name was?
What'd you say your name was?,Frank...Frank Sullivan.
Frank...Frank Sullivan.,Is this some kind of joke? Gordo is that you? Are you with me?
Is this some kind of joke? Gordo is that you? Are you with me?,"Look pal, I'm just askin' how you..."
"Look pal, I'm just askin' how you...","You're telling me your name is Frank Sullivan, you live in Queens and you just saw the first game of the '69 Series...live?"
"You're telling me your name is Frank Sullivan, you live in Queens and you just saw the first game of the '69 Series...live?",Right...and I'm asking how you called the game.
Right...and I'm asking how you called the game.,"Gordo, if this is you, so help me..."
"Gordo, if this is you, so help me...",What the does Gordy have to do with it?
What the,I'm dreaming this. this is a dream.
I'm dreaming this. this is a dream.,I'm not dreaming.
"You ever talk to a victim's family? The one's left behind? They don't act like what you'd think. There's panic and fear. But mostly, it's like there's this logic problem. And if they could only solve it, everything would be okay. But if you look real close - look at their eyes - you can see it. Just a glimmer. But somewhere they know. They know their world is never gonna be the same.","What if the radio stops working? Christ, what if I can't reach you again?"
"What if the radio stops working? Christ, what if I can't reach you again?","Then you get Mom the out. But Dad, those other women weren't supposed to die. We don't try to stop this guy, we're gonna live with that for the rest of our lives."
Got it.,"Dad, I think I may be able to get you enough information to make sure the DA can nail this"
"Dad, I think I may be able to get you enough information to make sure the DA can nail this",How?
How?,Coupla days ago they dug up a body in Washington Heights - Mary Finelli. Girl disappeared in '68. Turns out she was his first Which means he probably knew her. Most serials know their first victim. I'm gonna do some checking - see if I can put any of this together...
Coupla days ago they dug up a body in Washington Heights - Mary Finelli. Girl disappeared in '68. Turns out she was his first Which means he probably knew her. Most serials know their first victim. I'm gonna do some checking - see if I can put any of this together...,"All right, I'm with you. I just hope we know what the we're doing."
I need you to believe in me. To believe that we can do this.,"John, he's got my driver's license."
"John, he's got my driver's license.",What?
What?,"He took my driver's license, John, he knows where we live."
"He took my driver's license, John, he knows where we live.",He took your wallet?
He took your wallet?,"No, he tossed the wallet, but he kept the license."
"No, he tossed the wallet, but he kept the license.",He touched your wallet! Where's your wallet?
He touched your wallet! Where's your wallet?,In my pocket.
In my pocket.,We got him! Dad you got him!
We got him! Dad you got him!,What?
What?,His prints. You've got his prints. I'll run them through criminal index. You gotta get me that wallet.
His prints. You've got his prints. I'll run them through criminal index. You gotta get me that wallet.,How the am I gonna do that?
How the am I gonna do that?,"Listen to me, very carefully, take your wallet out, just touch it on the corners."
"Listen to me, very carefully, take your wallet out, just touch it on the corners.",What...
What...,"Please, Dad, just do it."
"Please, Dad, just do it.","Okay, okay..."
"Dad, what the is going on?","Just a minute, John...okay? Don't go away."
"Hey, Sull. My cable's out again.",What the is that smell?
Sull! What the,I talked to him Gordo. I talked to my Dad.
Who the is this?,Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.,Sullivan?
Sullivan?,You have the right to speak to an att --
You have the right to speak to an att --,"you,"
"you,","It's a small world, Carl. And I'm gonna find you. Real soon."
So what would a weekend in the country be without,"Cool it, Andy."
"Cool it, Andy.",I didn't mean it the way it sounded...
"If this thing is burned out, friggin' Horace will ground my butt.",Who's Horace?
Who's Horace?,My friggin' stepfather and in-residence.
Better get out the Hefty Bags... Looks like our boy desperately wants us to believe his story.,He sure chose the right day to pull this
He sure chose the right day to pull this,Whaddya mean?
Whaddya mean?,Happy Friday the 13th.
"Once we nail Roy, that's it. Victory is ours.",This is taking forever. I'm starving.
This is taking forever. I'm starving.,"That's your problem, Larry. That's why your sales are always below quota. Your instinct to eat is stronger than your instinct to win."
"That's your problem, Larry. That's why your sales are always below quota. Your instinct to eat is stronger than your instinct to win.",My
My,"Yeah, that's too."
What?,Hide it behind the gas station. Then we can get the out of here.
"Now you better cool out a minute, boy. You already almost got your head blown to pieces.","Will you listen, dammit!"
"Will you listen, dammit!","Don't me off, junior. Or I will repaint this office with your brains."
"No problem, Rick. Come over and meet a former resident here, Tommy Jarvis. He's got some kinda prank going about...",There's no time for this
Why didn't you cremate him?!,"They were gonna! But some sent a lot of money to give Jason and his mother a decent burial. Now look, you just lie down and get some rest. In the morning I'll call that clinic and see if they..."
"If you'd just go to the cemetery, you'll see I'm not lying.",Either you go to sleep or I'll come in there and put you out.
Either you go to sleep or I'll come in there and put you out.,You're gonna be sorry you didn't listen to me.
You're gonna be sorry you didn't listen to me.,You're gonna be sorry if you don't shut the up.
"I was going to call the clinic and have them collect your But I don't want you around here any longer poisoning my daughter, or anyone else, with your warped mind.","But they have to be warned, Sheriff. Jason will return to the area that's familiar. No matter what you call it, it's still Camp Crystal Lake to him."
You got me where you want me. There's no reason not...,"If I had you where I really wanted you, they'd be pumping your full of formaldehyde."
"In the media, you've frequently been described as ""salty"" --","-- look, just shut up. Let's cut through the You asked me here because you want me to catch and Jason Voorhees for ya'. I'll do it, but it won't be easy...and it won't be cheap. One hundred grand, non- negotiable."
"-- look, just shut up. Let's cut through the You asked me here because you want me to catch and Jason Voorhees for ya'. I'll do it, but it won't be easy...and it won't be cheap. One hundred grand, non- negotiable.","I understand. However, our audience should be aware that you only charged forty thousand dollars to catch the Idaho skin stretcher."
"I understand. However, our audience should be aware that you only charged forty thousand dollars to catch the Idaho skin stretcher.",Skin stretcher was human.
"Mr. Duke tonight I'm prepared to offer you your sum of one hundred thousand dollars, payable only after you provide American Casefile with incontrovertible proof of --",#NAME?
"Where the is she, Duke?!",That's what I'd like to know.
Why did you want her body?,For a good reason.
For a good reason.,Tell me.
Tell me.,Sorry.
Sorry.,Tell me!
Tell me!,Information like that is very expensive and you don't have the balls to pay the price.
"Jesus, Steven, that's...that's really lovely.","I mean, how can you go through life without never having made a prank call?"
"I mean, how can you go through life without never having made a prank call?","when Steven was a kid, he was like, having strippers delivered to church Bingos and"
"...and it's now ringing...ringing... and -- Hello? Anthony's Pizzeria? Yeah, this is officer Randy Parker over at the station.","Oh, c'mon, would you stop, please?"
"Oh, c'mon, would you stop, please?","Is this Anthony?...Yeah, well, I just have one question for you, Anthony -- did you my dog?"
"Is this Anthony?...Yeah, well, I just have one question for you, Anthony -- did you my dog?",Oh my Steven.
Oh my Steven.,"Yeah, well somebody her and if I find out it was you, I'm gonna come over there and shoot you in the head."
"Yeah, well somebody her and if I find out it was you, I'm gonna come over there and shoot you in the head.",I'm now begging you.
I'm now begging you.,"Listen, since I got you on the phone -- ask the guys there if they wanna chip in for a I'll send her right over. Her name is Vicki."
My are one sorry son-of-a-,"She did have a miscarriage, didn't she? Didn't she?!"
"She did have a miscarriage, didn't she? Didn't she?!","Oh, you sorry son-of-a-"
"He's undefeated, you know that? Julius is the only senior I'd even consider doing it with. If he wasn't black, that is.",My parents are open minded about that sort of thing.
My parents are open minded about that sort of thing.,"My stepmom couldn't care less, but Daddy would have a fit. He might even pay some attention to me."
"All right, all right -- I'm a major",And you'll never do it again.
And you'll never do it again.,And I'll never do it again. Forgive me?
And I'll never do it again. Forgive me?,No.
Last night. Alan Albright called me a handsome woman. Second time he's done that. Son of a,I hear Alan's sick.
I hear Alan's sick.,Alan's very sick. He has to go to New Mexico and sit in a lukewarm solution.
Alan's very sick. He has to go to New Mexico and sit in a lukewarm solution.,You know about Adele.
You know about Adele.,What about her?
What about her?,She's dying.
She's dying.,She died.
She died.,I talked to her two days ago.
I talked to her two days ago.,"Apparently it didn't help. You know about Peter, of course."
"Apparently it didn't help. You know about Peter, of course.",Our Peter?
Our Peter?,"Peter Redmond. They found out why he can't remember his lines. There's something living in his brain. A parasite he picked up in Borneo, doing the movie."
"Peter Redmond. They found out why he can't remember his lines. There's something living in his brain. A parasite he picked up in Borneo, doing the movie.",Can he get through it?
Can he get through it?,They're watching him closely. There's a special rehearsal set for this afternoon. To bolster his confidence. And that's not all.
They're watching him closely. There's a special rehearsal set for this afternoon. To bolster his confidence. And that's not all.,"I've got bigger problems, Joanna. Personal problems."
"I've got bigger problems, Joanna. Personal problems.","That's not all, Nicky. I've been backing your plays for fifteen years. And I've never been more depressed."
"That's not all, Nicky. I've been backing your plays for fifteen years. And I've never been more depressed.",About what?
About what?,Steven Schwimmer. The most powerful critic in America gets his first crack at Nicky Rogan.
Steven Schwimmer. The most powerful critic in America gets his first crack at Nicky Rogan.,Look. All I want is a haircut. I'm not worried about this guy.
Look. All I want is a haircut. I'm not worried about this guy.,"Ever since he started reviewing the Broadway theater, nobody in this business has been worried about anything else."
"Ever since he started reviewing the Broadway theater, nobody in this business has been worried about anything else.",They can send their heartless brilliant boy-critic. There's a much bigger thing going on than tonight's opening.
They can send their heartless brilliant boy-critic. There's a much bigger thing going on than tonight's opening.,What?
What?,The Red Sox
The Red Sox,You mean the World Series? I thought the Red Sox were winning.
You mean the World Series? I thought the Red Sox were winning.,"Three games to two. But if you know their history, you realize there's a tragedy in the making. I've been carrying this franchise on my back since I was six years old."
"Three games to two. But if you know their history, you realize there's a tragedy in the making. I've been carrying this franchise on my back since I was six years old.",It can't be all that personal.
"I have this thing where I have to know a person is being honest with me before, you know, I can feel completely free to be myself.",We're strangers in the night. The last thing we want is honesty.
We're strangers in the night. The last thing we want is honesty.,What do we want?
What do we want?,Mystery. Deception.
Mystery. Deception.,Deception isn't something I personally consider sexy.
Deception isn't something I personally consider sexy.,What's sexy?
What's sexy?,Knowing who a person is. Down deep.
Knowing who a person is. Down deep.,Even if the truth about a person is sad or depressing or shocking?
Even if the truth about a person is sad or depressing or shocking?,You won't even tell me your name. What's shocking about a name?
"Opening night, Lillian.",Who the cares?
Who the cares?,The whole thing is my fault. I took unfair advantage of your patience and understanding. You understand me.
The whole thing is my fault. I took unfair advantage of your patience and understanding. You understand me.,That's always been my problem.
That's always been my problem.,And you've been extremely patient.
And you've been extremely patient.,"You know why, don't you? Because I am patient, chain-smoking Lillian."
"You know why, don't you? Because I am patient, chain-smoking Lillian.","You smoked because I smoked. We were falling in love, remember? I used to see certain movies only because you had seen them. I wanted to see what you saw."
"You smoked because I smoked. We were falling in love, remember? I used to see certain movies only because you had seen them. I wanted to see what you saw.",I'd forgotten that.
I'd forgotten that.,I went because you went. You smoked because I smoked.
I went because you went. You smoked because I smoked.,That's very lovely actually.
That's very lovely actually.,Laurel wants us to be honest and open. Let's be open with each other.
Laurel wants us to be honest and open. Let's be open with each other.,Be open with me. I'd like that.
Be open with me. I'd like that.,There may be things you'd rather not know about.
There may be things you'd rather not know about.,I want to know. We haven't talked this way in years.
I want to know. We haven't talked this way in years.,I had an affair -- are you sure you want to hear this?
I had an affair -- are you sure you want to hear this?,Joanne Bourne.
Joanne Bourne.,Alma Wetzel.
Alma Wetzel.,"Nicky, no. This is insupportable. How could you?"
"Nicky, no. This is insupportable. How could you?","I'm a man. She's, you know, a woman."
"I'm a man. She's, you know, a woman.",She's my gynecologist.
"Yessiree, Bob.",Get the out of here. I don't want you bringing our food. Send a real waiter.
That's the last.,Something's not right.
Something's not right.,He's not here. It's a blind alley.
He's not here. It's a blind alley.,"No, we've missed something. We Hoover again."
"No, we've missed something. We Hoover again.",We don't have the manpower.
We don't have the manpower.,"Get it. From outside, if you have to."
"Get it. From outside, if you have to.",From what budget?
From what budget?,I'll take it out of your <i>pension</i> if you question my authority one more time!
What's wrong with it?,"I think I'd better choose the menu. After all, you're learning how to be me, I'm not learning how to be <i>you</i>."
"I think I'd better choose the menu. After all, you're learning how to be me, I'm not learning how to be <i>you</i>.",Suit yourself.
Suit yourself.,"Listen, I don't want you to think I'm ungrateful --I know you and that little broker--what do you call him?"
"Listen, I don't want you to think I'm ungrateful --I know you and that little broker--what do you call him?",German.
German.,"You're both going to a lot of trouble-- Maybe you can con somebody into believing you're me to get your foot in the door--but once you're inside, you're on your own. I'm sure you're sincere... ...but I was being groomed for something like this myself. Even without the accident I don't think I would have made it. My point is--how the do <i>you</i> expect to pull this off?"
"At least up there your will be worth something. You'll all be showering in it, right?",And drinking it. It's like Evian by the time it's filtered.
And drinking it. It's like Evian by the time it's filtered.,What <i>is</i> that one?
Come on--we're taking off.,I'm not going anywhere. Less than a week to go. Not on your life--
I'm not going anywhere. Less than a week to go. Not on your life--,"--You don't understand, they'll make the connection, they'll hoover again. We should cut our losses."
"--You don't understand, they'll make the connection, they'll hoover again. We should cut our losses.","Where is your head, Jerome? You're acting like a guilty man. They won't marry the eyelash to you. They won't believe that one of their elite navigators could have suckered them for the last five years."
"Where is your head, Jerome? You're acting like a guilty man. They won't marry the eyelash to you. They won't believe that one of their elite navigators could have suckered them for the last five years.",They'll recognize me.
They'll recognize me.,"How could they recognize you? <i>I</i> don't recognize you. Anyway, you don't have a choice. You run, you may as well sign a confession, turn us both in right now. No, we stick this out-- find out what we can but change nothing. This is a minor inconvenience is all it is. We've taken worse heat than this. Jesus, if I'd known you were going to go belly up on me at the last gasp, I wouldn't have bothered. You can't quit on me now. I've put too much into this. Besides, this stuff is <i>mine</i>. I had other offers, you know. I could have rented myself out to somebody with a spine. You want me to wheel in there and finish the job myself? We'll take off all right, from pad 18 just like we planned."
"How are you, Jerome?","Not bad, Jerome."
"Not bad, Jerome.",How the did you get here.
How the did you get here.,I could always walk. I've been faking it.
"He has the heart of an ox. He could run through a wall--if he could still run. Actually, he was a big college swimming star.",I hope he's not just a body.
I hope he's not just a body.,"No problem. Before he dropped out he was an honor student, the right majors--"
"No problem. Before he dropped out he was an honor student, the right majors--",How do I square the accident?
How do I square the accident?,"It happened in Australasia. He checked in yesterday. No family complications, no record he ever broke his neck. As far as anybody's concerned, he's still a walking, talking, fully-productive member of society. You just have to get him off the pipe and fill in the last two years of his life. Excuse me, <i>your</i> life."
"Jerome...never shy. on command. You've got a beautiful I ever told you that, Jerome?",Only every time I'm in here.
I'm in a hurry.,You still don't get the picture do you? I've always heard what a smart operator you are.
You still don't get the picture do you? I've always heard what a smart operator you are.,No applause!
"A simple reason, McCoy. The obvious reason. To rob a bank.",I knew that life didn't add up to the obvious when I was 8.
I knew that life didn't add up to the obvious when I was 8.,What do you add up to here?
What do you add up to here?,One. The radio's rappin' about $750^000. We only got a half a million.
One. The radio's rappin' about $750^000. We only got a half a million.,"A little more was taken out before. My brother's a director of that Bank, Mr. McCoy... I had a few pressing debts."
"A little more was taken out before. My brother's a director of that Bank, Mr. McCoy... I had a few pressing debts.",So we did that crackerbox... to cover for you.
So we did that crackerbox... to cover for you.,The obvious. But we are both not interested in that right now.
The obvious. But we are both not interested in that right now.,No. My old lady must have made a lot of promises.
No. My old lady must have made a lot of promises.,Close... but it takes a of a lot more than promises to pull the kind of strings I pulled.
Close... but it takes a of a lot more than promises to pull the kind of strings I pulled.,I bet.
Why didn't you tell me?,There wasn't any way to explain it.
There wasn't any way to explain it.,Yeah.
Yeah.,You sent me to him.
You sent me to him.,"When I got out, why didn't you tell me where it was?"
"When I got out, why didn't you tell me where it was?",What the do you want? Mary Tyler Moore?
What the do you want? Mary Tyler Moore?,Who's she?
Who's she?,She's on TV.
She's on TV.,If you don't start telling the truth...
If you don't start telling the truth...,What do we do?
What do we do?,We keep going.
There better be a guy with the,You
You're crazy.,"Get your clothes on, move your butt."
Hope you get to where you're going.,Thanks. Hope you do too.
Thanks. Hope you do too.,"By the way, you're getting a of a car there, mister."
You know what the bloody time is! It's two o'clock in the bloody morning!,I know.
I know.,Well?
A new venture of mine. It's going to be a restaurant. Do you like it?,Yes.
Yes.,"Last night, after you'd gone, I did a little bit of asking around. Seeing as you weren't very forthcoming, It seems that you are concerned about the death of your brother? I got to thinking it would be nice if the bloke you were after was the same bloke I wanted off my back, You know my life. Machines. The arcades. Nice business. Looks after itself. People put money in. I take it out. Not much rough stuff. It's a business that makes me very happy. But recently, I've had a spot of bother, One of my lads gets a bit over- anxious and flogs some machines in a club that's already got some. The upshot is I've had to eat and stop flogging my machines to other clubs. So far as I'm concerned, that's it. Apparently not. These people I've offended get the idea that it would be good to take over my whole outfit, So I'm worried. I can't fight them — I haven't that kind of set-up. But I've got to fix them before they fix me. Trouble is, if I try and they find out, I'm dead."
How were things between you and Frank?,He was all right to me.
He was all right to me.,Nothing more? Just another feller?
Nothing more? Just another feller?,Nicer than most.
Nicer than most.,"But he was just another feller, wasn't he?"
"But he was just another feller, wasn't he?",Yes.
Yes.,Though nicer than most?
Though nicer than most?,Yes. I can't help the way I am.
Yes. I can't help the way I am.,Why'd you see him so regular?
Why'd you see him so regular?,Once a week?
Once a week?,I call that regular.
I call that regular.,He was gentlemanly. I like that.
He was gentlemanly. I like that.,Once a week you like a gentleman?
Once a week you like a gentleman?,"Look, I'm me, right. You're not. We are what we are, like it or not. Why all the bloody needle?"
"Look, I'm me, right. You're not. We are what we are, like it or not. Why all the bloody needle?",What was bugging Frank?
What was bugging Frank?,"He wanted me to leave Dave and marry him. Last Friday I told him it wouldn't work. Dave would have killed us both! He followed me home and kicked up a stink in the street, I had to tell Frank I couldn't see him any more. It was getting too dodgy. That was on Sunday. He said he'd himself. I was frightened what you might do."
What does he want that bloody great country place for?,Entertaining.
Entertaining.,What kind of entertaining?
What kind of entertaining?,Now you're asking.
Does Brumby get a kick out of that,Especially when I play the lead.
It's a bloody funny thing. You know a bloke for six bloody years and all the time he's as calm as gentle Jesus... ...then he goes and does a thing like that. It's a bloody funny thing.,Yeah. A bloody funny thing!
Ever been into an arcade there and put a penny in the slot machine?,Yeah.
Yeah.,"Ten to one, it belonged to Cliff Brumby, and like as not the bloody arcade as well. Right along the coast. Isn't that right, Thorpey?"
Did they give you a rough time?,No. You You knew they'd come back.
No. You You knew they'd come back.,"No, I didn't, Does Albert Swift still live over the ferry?"
"No, I didn't, Does Albert Swift still live over the ferry?",Get knotted.
Get knotted.,All right. All right. I want to square things with you first.
All right. All right. I want to square things with you first.,Oh yes? How?
What the bloody do you think you're at?,I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.,You don't look it.
You don't look it.,"No. Really, I am."
"No. Really, I am.","Don't come that bloody flannel with me. If you're a traveller, I'm bloody Twiggy. And who's he?"
They bloody hurt me.,You're lucky. They as well.
You're lucky. They as well.,And what about you? Did you Brumby?
Thorpey nearly died laughing.,That little
That little,What about Keith?
What about Keith?,What about Keith?
What about Keith?,What you going to do?
What you going to do?,Pension him off.
Pension him off.,You're a
You're a,What am I supposed to do? I don't know where they've taken him. Do you?
"Yes, I can see your problem, Mr Kinnear.","Sit down, Jack, I could weep. I really could. Sometimes I think I'll retire. Just off to the Bahamas and let somebody else employ them, Glenda, get Jack a drink. What is it, Jack?"
"Sit down, Jack, I could weep. I really could. Sometimes I think I'll retire. Just off to the Bahamas and let somebody else employ them, Glenda, get Jack a drink. What is it, Jack?","Scotch, please."
"Scotch, please.","off, Ray."
Oh... I think I'll stay as I am.,"You're bluffing, you"
"You're bluffing, you","That's what you pay to find out. Right, Jack?"
Polacks and deadbeats.,...Polacks...
...Polacks...,Deadbeats all.
Deadbeats all.,...they hold on to their money...
...they hold on to their money...,"All of 'em. They, hey: it happens to us all."
"All of 'em. They, hey: it happens to us all.",Where am I going to work?
"You have to cheer up, George, you aren't out yet.",I'm not?
I'm not?,"You missed a sale. Big deal. A deadbeat Big deal. How you going to sell 'em in the first place...? Your mistake, you shoun'a took the lead."
"You missed a sale. Big deal. A deadbeat Big deal. How you going to sell 'em in the first place...? Your mistake, you shoun'a took the lead.",I had to.
I had to.,"You had to, yeah. Why?"
"You had to, yeah. Why?",To get on the...
To get on the...,"To get on the board. Yeah. How you goan'a get on the board sell'n a And I'll tell you, I'll tell you what else. You listening? I'll tell you what else: don't ever try to sell an Indian."
"To get on the board. Yeah. How you goan'a get on the board sell'n a And I'll tell you, I'll tell you what else. You listening? I'll tell you what else: don't ever try to sell an Indian.",I'd never try to sell an Indian.
I'd never try to sell an Indian.,"You get those names come up, you ever get 'em, ""Patel?"""
"You get those names come up, you ever get 'em, ""Patel?""",Mmm...
Mmm...,You ever get 'em?
You ever get 'em?,"Well, I think I had one once."
"Well, I think I had one once.",You did?
You did?,I...I don't know.
"You had one you'd know it. Patel. They keep coming up. I don't know. They like to talk to salesmen. They're lonely, something. They like to feel superior, I don't know. Never bought a thing. You're sitting down ""The Rio Rancho this, the blah blah blah,"" ""The Mountain View--"" ""Oh yes. My brother told me that..."" They got a grapevine. Fuckin' Indians, George. Not my cup of tea. Speaking of which I want to tell you something: I never got a cup of tea with them. You see them in the restaurants. A supercilious race. What is this look on their face all the time? I don't know. I don't know. Their broads all look like they just got with a dead cat, I don't know. I don't know. I don't like it. Christ...",What?
What?,"The whole fuckin' thing...The pressure's just too great. You're ab...you're absolu...they're too important. All of them. You go in the door. I...""I got to close this or I don't eat lunch,"" ""or I don't win the Cadillac..."" We fuckin' work too hard. You work too hard. We all, I remember when we were at Platt...huh? Glen Ross Farms... didn't we sell a bunch of that..."""
"The whole fuckin' thing...The pressure's just too great. You're ab...you're absolu...they're too important. All of them. You go in the door. I...""I got to close this or I don't eat lunch,"" ""or I don't win the Cadillac..."" We fuckin' work too hard. You work too hard. We all, I remember when we were at Platt...huh? Glen Ross Farms... didn't we sell a bunch of that...""","They came in and they, you know..."
"They came in and they, you know...","Well, they it up."
"Shoes, boots, yes...","For some fuckin' ""Sell ten thousand and you win the steak knives..."""
"For some fuckin' ""Sell ten thousand and you win the steak knives...""",For some sales pro...
For some sales pro...,"...sales promotion, ""You lose, then we fire your..."" No. It's medieval... it's wrong. ""Or we're going to fire your It's wrong."
"...sales promotion, ""You lose, then we fire your..."" No. It's medieval... it's wrong. ""Or we're going to fire your It's wrong.",Yes.
Yes.,"Yes, it is. And you know who's responsible?"
"Yes, it is. And you know who's responsible?",Who?
Who?,You know who it is. It's Mitch. And Murray. 'Cause it doesn't have to be this way.
You know who it is. It's Mitch. And Murray. 'Cause it doesn't have to be this way.,No.
No.,"Look at Jerry Graff. He's clean, he's doing business for himself, he's got his, that list of his with the nurses...see? You see? That's thinking. Why take ten percent? A ten percent comm...why are we giving the rest away? What are we giving ninety per...for nothing. For some sit in the office tell you ""Get out there and close."" ""Go win the Cadillac."" Graff. He goes out and buys. He pays top dollar for the... you see?"
"Look at Jerry Graff. He's clean, he's doing business for himself, he's got his, that list of his with the nurses...see? You see? That's thinking. Why take ten percent? A ten percent comm...why are we giving the rest away? What are we giving ninety per...for nothing. For some sit in the office tell you ""Get out there and close."" ""Go win the Cadillac."" Graff. He goes out and buys. He pays top dollar for the... you see?",Yes.
"To say ""I'm going on my own."" 'Cause what you do, George, let me tell you what you do: you find yourself in thrall to someone else. And we enslave ourselves. To please. To win some toaster...to...to... and the guy who got there first made up those...",That's right...
That's right...,"He made up those rules, and we're working for him."
"He made up those rules, and we're working for him.",That's the truth...
That's the truth...,"That's the God's truth. And it gets me depressed. I swear that it does. At MY AGE. To see a ""Somebody wins the Cadillac this month. P.S. Two guys get"
"That's the God's truth. And it gets me depressed. I swear that it does. At MY AGE. To see a ""Somebody wins the Cadillac this month. P.S. Two guys get",Huh.
Huh.,You don't ax your sales force.
You don't ax your sales force.,No.
No.,You...
You...,You...
You...,You build it!
You build it!,That's what I...
That's what I...,You build it! Men come...
You build it! Men come...,Men come work for you...
...you're absolutely right.,They...
They...,They have...
They have...,When they...
When they...,"Look look look look, when they build your business, then you can't turn around, enslave them, treat them like children, them up the leave them to fend for themselves... no. No. You're absolutely right, and I want to tell you something."
"Look look look look, when they build your business, then you can't turn around, enslave them, treat them like children, them up the leave them to fend for themselves... no. No. You're absolutely right, and I want to tell you something.",What?
What?,I want to tell you what somebody should do.
I want to tell you what somebody should do.,What?
What?,Someone should stand up and strike back.
Someone should stand up and strike back.,What do you mean?
What do you mean?,Somebody...
Somebody...,Yes...?
Yes...?,Should do something to them.
Should do something to them.,What?
You didn't?,No. Not actually.
No. Not actually.,Did you?
Did you?,What did you say?
What did you say?,"Yes. I said, ""Not actually."" The you care, George? We're just talking..."
"Yes. I said, ""Not actually."" The you care, George? We're just talking...",We are?
Yes.,I...
I...,"It's not something for nothing, George, I took you in on this, you have to go. That's your thing. I've made the deal with Graff. I can't go. I can't go in, I've spoken on this too much. I've got a big mouth. ""The leads"" et cetera, blah blah blah ""...the tight company..."""
"It's not something for nothing, George, I took you in on this, you have to go. That's your thing. I've made the deal with Graff. I can't go. I can't go in, I've spoken on this too much. I've got a big mouth. ""The leads"" et cetera, blah blah blah ""...the tight company...""",They'll know when you go over to Graff...
They'll know when you go over to Graff...,"What will they know? That I stole the leads? I didn't steal the leads, I'm going to the movies tonight with a friend, and then I'm going to the Como Inn. Why did I go to Graff? I got a better deal. Period. Let 'em prove something. They can't prove anything that's not the case."
I can't close 'em.,"Well, they're old. I saw the that they were giving you."
"Well, they're old. I saw the that they were giving you.",Yes.
Yes.,Huh?
Huh?,Yes. They are old.
Yes. They are old.,They're ancient.
They're ancient.,Clear...
Clear...,Clear Meadows. That shit's dead.
What. What kind of outfit are we running where...where anyone...,They stole the phones.
They stole the phones.,Where criminals can come in here... they take the...
Where criminals can come in here... they take the...,"They stole the phones. They stole the leads. They're...Christ. What am I going to do this month? Oh,"
"Excuse me, fella.",...did they...
...did they...,"Would you excuse us, please...?"
"Would you excuse us, please...?","Don't with me, fella. I'm talking about a fuckin' Cadillac car that you owe me..."
Who told you...?,"Who told me wh...? You've got a fuckin', you've...a...who is this...? You've got a board-up on the window...Moss told me."
"Who told me wh...? You've got a fuckin', you've...a...who is this...? You've got a board-up on the window...Moss told me.",Moss...Who told him?
Moss...Who told him?,How the do I know? What...talk to me.
"And I don't want any and I don't give a Lingk puts me over the top, you filed it, that's fine, any other kicks out you go back. You...you reclose it, 'cause I closed it and you...you owe me the car.","Would you excuse us, please."
"You You, Williamson...I'm talking to you, just cost me six thousand dollars. Six thousand dollars. And one Cadillac. That's right. What are you going to do about it? What are you goin to do about it, You Where did you learn your trade. You You idiot. Whoever told you you could work with men?",Could I...
Could I...,"I'm going to have your job, I'm going downtown and talk to Mitch and Murrray, and I'm going to Lemkin. I don't care whose nephew you are, who you know, whose you're on. You're going out, I swear to you, you're going..."
"I'm going to have your job, I'm going downtown and talk to Mitch and Murrray, and I'm going to Lemkin. I don't care whose nephew you are, who you know, whose you're on. You're going out, I swear to you, you're going...","Hey, fella, let's get this done..."
"Hey, fella, let's get this done...",Anyone in this office lives on their wits... I'm going to be with you in a second. What you're hired for is to help us--does that seem clear to you?
"John...John...John. Okay. John. John. Look: The Glengarry Highland's leads, you're sending Roma out. Fine. He's a good man. We know what he is. He's fine. All I'm saying, you look at the board, he's throwing...wait, wait, wait, he's throwing them away, he's throwing the leads away. All that I'm saying, that you're wasting leads. I don't want to tell you your job. All that I'm saying, things get set, I know they do, you get a certain mindset... A guy gets a reputation. We know how this...all I'm saying, put a closer on the job. There's more than one man for the... Put a...wait a second, put a proven man out...and you watch, now wait a second--and you watch your dollar volumes...You start closing them for fifty 'stead of twenty- five...you put a closer on the...","Shelly, you blew the last..."
"Shelly, you blew the last...","No. John. No. Let's wait, let's back up here, I did...will you please? Wait a second. Please. I didn't ""blow"" them. No. I didn't ""blow"" them. No. One kicked out, one I closed..."
"No. John. No. Let's wait, let's back up here, I did...will you please? Wait a second. Please. I didn't ""blow"" them. No. I didn't ""blow"" them. No. One kicked out, one I closed...",...you didn't close...
...you didn't close...,"...I, if you'd listen to me. Please. I closed the His ex, John, his ex, I didn't know he was married...he, the judge invalidated the..."
"What is this ""you say""? A deal kicks out...I got to eat. Williamson, You...Moss... Roma...look at the sheets...look at the sheets. Nineteen eighty, eighty-one...eighty-two...six months of eighty-two...who's there? Who's up there?",Roma.
Roma.,Under him?
Under him?,Moss.
Moss.,"John. April, September 1981. It's me. It isn't Moss. Due respect, he's an order taker, John. He talks, he talks a good game, look at the board, and it's me, John, it's me..."
"John. April, September 1981. It's me. It isn't Moss. Due respect, he's an order taker, John. He talks, he talks a good game, look at the board, and it's me, John, it's me...",Not lately it isn't.
Not lately it isn't.,"Lately kiss my lately. That isn't how you build an org...talk, talk to Murray. Talk to Mitch. When we were on Peterson, who paid for his car? You talk to him. The Seville...? He came in, ""You bought that for me Shelly."" Out of what? Cold calling. Nothing. Sixty-five, when we were there, with Glen Ross Farms? You call 'em downtown. What was that? Luck? That was ""luck""? John. You're burning my I can't get a lead...you think that was luck. My stats for those years? that period of time...? It wasn't luck. It was skill. You want to throw that away, John...? You want to throw that away?"
"Lately kiss my lately. That isn't how you build an org...talk, talk to Murray. Talk to Mitch. When we were on Peterson, who paid for his car? You talk to him. The Seville...? He came in, ""You bought that for me Shelly."" Out of what? Cold calling. Nothing. Sixty-five, when we were there, with Glen Ross Farms? You call 'em downtown. What was that? Luck? That was ""luck""? John. You're burning my I can't get a lead...you think that was luck. My stats for those years? that period of time...? It wasn't luck. It was skill. You want to throw that away, John...? You want to throw that away?",It isn't me...
...it isn't you...? Who is it? Who is this I'm talking to? I need the leads...,...after the thirtieth...
...after the thirtieth...,"the thirtieth, I don't get on the board the thirtieth, they're going to can my I need the leads. I need them now. Or I'm gone, and you're going to miss me, John, I swear to you."
"the thirtieth, I don't get on the board the thirtieth, they're going to can my I need the leads. I need them now. Or I'm gone, and you're going to miss me, John, I swear to you.",Murray...
Murray...,...you talk to Murray...
...you talk to Murray...,I have. And my job is to marshal those leads...
I have. And my job is to marshal those leads...,"Marshal the leads...marshal the leads? What the what bus did you get off of, we're here to sell. marshaling the leads. What the talk is that? What the talk is that? Where did you learn that? In school? That's ""talk,"" my friend, that's ""talk."" Our job is to sell. I'm the man to sell. I'm getting garbage. You're giving it to me, and what I'm saying is it's"
"Marshal the leads...marshal the leads? What the what bus did you get off of, we're here to sell. marshaling the leads. What the talk is that? What the talk is that? Where did you learn that? In school? That's ""talk,"" my friend, that's ""talk."" Our job is to sell. I'm the man to sell. I'm getting garbage. You're giving it to me, and what I'm saying is it's",You're saying that I'm
You're saying that I'm,Yes. I am. I'm sorry to antagonize you.
Yes. I am. I'm sorry to antagonize you.,Let me...
"Money. A fortune. Money lying on the ground. Murray? When was the last time he went out on a sit? Sales contest? It's laughable. It's cold out there now, John. It's tight. Money is tight. This ain't sixty-five. It ain't. It just ain't. See? See? Now, I'm a good man--but I need a...",Murray said...
Murray said...,John. John...
John. John...,Will you please wait a second. Shelly. Please. Murray told me: the hot leads...
Will you please wait a second. Shelly. Please. Murray told me: the hot leads...,"...ah, this..."
"...ah, this...",The...Shelly? The hot leads are assigned according to the board. During the contest. Period. Anyone who beats fifty per...
The...Shelly? The hot leads are assigned according to the board. During the contest. Period. Anyone who beats fifty per...,That's That's You don't look at the percentage. You look at the gross.
That's That's You don't look at the percentage. You look at the gross.,Either way. You're out.
Either way. You're out.,I'm out.
I'm out.,Yes.
Yes.,"I'll tell you why I'm out. I'm out, you're giving me toilet paper. John."
"I've seen those leads. I saw them when I was at Homestead, we pitched those cocksuckers Rio Rancho nineteen sixty-nine they wouldn't buy. They couldn't buy a toaster. They're broke, John. They're cold. They're deadbeats, you can't judge on that. Even so. Even so. Alright. Fine. Fine. Even so. I go in, FOUR LEADS they got their money in a sock. They're Polacks, John. Four leads. I close two. Two. Fifty per...",...they kicked out.
...they kicked out.,"They all kick out. You run in streaks, pal. Streaks. I'm... I'm...don't look at the board, look at me. Shelly Levene. Anyone. Ask them on Western. Ask Getz at Homestead. Go ask Jerry Graff. You know who I am...I NEED A SHOT. I got to get on the board. Ask them. Ask them. Ask them who ever picked up a check I was flush. Moss, Jerry Graff, Mitch himself...Those guys lived on the business I brought in. They lived on it...and so did Murray, John. You were here you'd of benefited from it too. And now I'm saying this. Do I want charity? Do I want pity? I want sits. I want leads that don't come right out of a phone book. Give me a lead hotter than that, I'll go in and close it. Give me a chance. That's all I want. I'm going to get up on that board and all I want is a chance. It's a streak and I'm going to turn it around. I need your help."
Why?,The leads are assigned randomly...
The leads are assigned randomly...,you assign them... What are you telling me?
you assign them... What are you telling me?,...apart from the top men on the contest board.
...apart from the top men on the contest board.,Then put me on the board.
Then put me on the board.,"You start closing again, you'll be on the board."
"You start closing again, you'll be on the board.","I can't close these leads, John. No one can. It's a joke. John, look, just give me a hot lead. Just give me two of the premium leads. As a ""test,"" alright? As a ""test"" and I promise you..."
"I can't close these leads, John. No one can. It's a joke. John, look, just give me a hot lead. Just give me two of the premium leads. As a ""test,"" alright? As a ""test"" and I promise you...","I can't do it, Shel."
Alright.,And fifty bucks a lead.
And fifty bucks a lead.,"John. Listen. I want to talk to you. Permit me to do this a second. I'm older than you. A man acquires a reputation. On the street. What he does when he's up, what he does otherwise...I said ""ten,"" you said ""no."" You said ""twenty."" I said ""fine,"" I'm not going to with you, how can I beat that, you tell me?...Okay. Okay. We'll...Okay. Fine. We'll...Alright, twenty percent, and fifty bucks a lead. That's fine. For now. That's fine. A month or two we'll talk. A month from now. Next month. After the thirtieth. We'll talk."
What are we going to say?,No. You're right. That's for later. We'll talk in a month. What have you got? I want two sits. Tonight.
No. You're right. That's for later. We'll talk in a month. What have you got? I want two sits. Tonight.,I'm not sure I have two.
I'm not sure I have two.,I saw the board. You've got four...
I saw the board. You've got four...,I've got Roma. Then I've got Moss...
I've got Roma. Then I've got Moss...,"They ain't been in the office yet. Give 'em some stiff. We have a deal or not? Eh? Two sits. The Des Plaines. Both of 'em, six and ten, you can do it...six and ten...eight and eleven, I don't give a you set 'em up? Alright? The two sits in Des Plaines."
"They ain't been in the office yet. Give 'em some stiff. We have a deal or not? Eh? Two sits. The Des Plaines. Both of 'em, six and ten, you can do it...six and ten...eight and eleven, I don't give a you set 'em up? Alright? The two sits in Des Plaines.",Alright.
Alright.,Good. Now we're talking.
"Well, I want to tell you something, fella, wasn't long I could pick up the phone, call Murray and I'd have your job. You know that? Not too long ago. For what? For nothing. ""Mur, this new kid burns my ""Shelly, he's out."" You're gone before I'm back from lunch. I bought him a trip to Bermuda once...",I have to go...
How could I tell 'em your sale? Eh? I don't have a tel...I'll tell 'em your sale when they bring in the leads. Alright? Shelly. Alright? We had a little... You closed a deal. You made a good sale. Fine.,It's better than a good sale. It's a...
It's better than a good sale. It's a...,"Look: I have a lot of things on my mind, they're coming in, alright, they're very upset, I'm trying to make some sense..."
"Look: I have a lot of things on my mind, they're coming in, alright, they're very upset, I'm trying to make some sense...",All that I'm telling you: that one thing you can tell them it's a remarkable sale.
All that I'm telling you: that one thing you can tell them it's a remarkable sale.,The only thing remarkable is who you made it to.
The only thing remarkable is who you made it to.,What does that mean?
What does that mean?,"That if the sale sticks, it will be a miracle."
"That if the sale sticks, it will be a miracle.","Why should the sale not stick? Hey, you. That's what I'm saying. You have no idea of your job. A man's his job and you're at yours. You hear what I'm saying to you? Your ""end of month board..."" You can't run an office. I don't care. You don't know what it is, you don't have the sense, you don't have the balls. You ever been on a sit? Ever? Has this ever been...you ever sit down with a cust..."
"Why should the sale not stick? Hey, you. That's what I'm saying. You have no idea of your job. A man's his job and you're at yours. You hear what I'm saying to you? Your ""end of month board..."" You can't run an office. I don't care. You don't know what it is, you don't have the sense, you don't have the balls. You ever been on a sit? Ever? Has this ever been...you ever sit down with a cust...","I were you, I'd calm down, Shelly."
You are?,"Yes, I am."
"Yes, I am.",What are you trying to tell me?
What are you trying to tell me?,What Roma's trying to tell you. What I told you yesterday. Why you don't belong in this business.
What Roma's trying to tell you. What I told you yesterday. Why you don't belong in this business.,Why I don't...
Why I don't...,"You listen to me, someday you might say, ""Hey..."" No, that, you just listen what I'm going to say: your partner depends on you. Your partner...a man who's your ""partner"" depends on you...you have to go with him and for him...or you're you're you can't exist alone..."
"You listen to me, someday you might say, ""Hey..."" No, that, you just listen what I'm going to say: your partner depends on you. Your partner...a man who's your ""partner"" depends on you...you have to go with him and for him...or you're you're you can't exist alone...",Excuse me...
Excuse me...,"...excuse me, nothing, you be as cold as you want, but you just a good man out of six thousand dollars and his bonus 'cause you didn't know the shot, if you can do that and you aren't man enough that it gets you, then I don't know what, if you can't take some thing from that... you're you're white- bread. You be as cold as you want. A child would know it, he's right. You're going to make something up, be sure it will help or keep your mouth closed."
How do you know I made it up?,What?
What?,How do you know I made it up?
How do you know I made it up?,What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?,"You said, ""You don't make something up unless it's sure to help."" How did you know that I made it up?"
"You said, ""You don't make something up unless it's sure to help."" How did you know that I made it up?",What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?,I told the customer that his contracts had gone to the bank.
I told the customer that his contracts had gone to the bank.,"Well, hadn't it?"
"Well, hadn't it?",No. It hadn't.
No. It hadn't.,"Don't with me, John, don't with me...what are you saying?"
"Well, I'm saying this, Shel: usually I take the contracts to the bank. Last night I didn't. How did you know that? One night in a year I left a contract on my desk. Nobody knew that but you. Now how did you know that? You want to talk to me, you want to talk to someone else...because this is my job. This is my job on the line, and you are going to talk to me. Now how did you know that contract was on my desk?",You're so full of
You're so full of,You robbed the office.
You robbed the office.,Sure! I robbed the office. Sure.
Sure! I robbed the office. Sure.,"What'd you do with the leads? You want to go in there? I tell him what I know, he's going to dig up something...You got an alibi last night? You better have one. What did you do with the leads? If you tell me what you did with the leads, we can talk."
"What'd you do with the leads? You want to go in there? I tell him what I know, he's going to dig up something...You got an alibi last night? You better have one. What did you do with the leads? If you tell me what you did with the leads, we can talk.",I don't know what you are saying.
I don't know what you are saying.,"If you tell me where the leads are, I won't turn you in. If you don't, I am going to tell the cop you stole them, Mitch and Murray will see that you go to jail. Believe me they will. Now, what did you do with the leads? I'm walking in that door--you have five seconds to tell me: or you are going to jail."
"If you tell me where the leads are, I won't turn you in. If you don't, I am going to tell the cop you stole them, Mitch and Murray will see that you go to jail. Believe me they will. Now, what did you do with the leads? I'm walking in that door--you have five seconds to tell me: or you are going to jail.",I...
"Okay: I...look: I'm going to make it worth your while. I am. I turned this thing around. I closed the old stuff, I can do it again. I'm the one's going to close 'em. I am! I am! 'Cause I turned this thing a...I can do that, I can do anyth...last night. I'm going to tell you, I was ready to Do the Dutch. Moss gets me, ""Do this, we'll get well..."" Why not. Big fuckin' deal. I'm halfway hoping to get caught. To put me out of my... But it taught me something. What it taught me, that you've got to get out there. Big deal. So I wasn't cut out to be a thief. I was cut out to be a salesman. And now I'm back, and I got my balls back...and, you know, John, you have the advantage on me now: Whatever it takes to make it right, we'll make it right. We're going to make it right.","I want to tell you something, Shelly. You have a big mouth."
Those fuckin' deadbeats...,My I told 'em. Listen to this: I said...
My I told 'em. Listen to this: I said...,"Hey, I don't want to hear your war stories..."
...the is that supposed to mean...?,"Will you shut up, I'm telling you this..."
"Rick. Let me tell you. Wait, we're in the...",Shut the up. Ricky. You have a mean streak in you... And what the are you babbling about...?
Dave...,"...Shut up. Decide who should be dealt with how? Is that the thing? I come into the fuckin' office today, I get humiliated by some jagoff cop. I get accused of...I get this thrown in my face by you, you geniune because you're top name on the board..."
"Get the chalk. Get the chalk...get the chalk! I closed 'em! I closed the Get the chalk and put me on the board. I'm going to Hawaii! Put me on the Cadillac board, Williamson! Pick up the fuckin' chalk. Eight units. Mountain View...",You sold eight Mountain View?
You sold eight Mountain View?,You bet your Who wants to go to lunch? Who wants to go to lunch? I'm buying. Eighty-two grand. And twelve grand in commission. John. On deadbeat magazine subscription leads.
Eight units?,That's right.
That's right.,Shelly...!
Shelly...!,"Hey, big deal. Broke a bad streak..."
You closed 'em today?,"Yes. I did. This morning. What I'm saying to you: things can change. You see? This is where you up, because this is something you don't know. You can't look down the road. And see what's coming. Might be someone else, John. It might be someone new, eh? Someone new. And you can't look back. 'Cause you don't know history. You ask them. When we were at Rio Rancho, who was top man? A month...? Two months...? Eight months in twelve for three years in a row. You know what that means? You know what that means? Is that luck? Is that some, some, some purloined leads? That's skill. That's talent, that's, that's..."
"Yes. I did. This morning. What I'm saying to you: things can change. You see? This is where you up, because this is something you don't know. You can't look down the road. And see what's coming. Might be someone else, John. It might be someone new, eh? Someone new. And you can't look back. 'Cause you don't know history. You ask them. When we were at Rio Rancho, who was top man? A month...? Two months...? Eight months in twelve for three years in a row. You know what that means? You know what that means? Is that luck? Is that some, some, some purloined leads? That's skill. That's talent, that's, that's...",...yes...
...yes...,"...and you don't remember. 'Cause you weren't around. That's cold calling. Walk up to the door. I don't even know their name. I'm selling something they don't even want. You talk about soft sell... before we had a name for it...before we called it anything, we did it."
"...and you don't remember. 'Cause you weren't around. That's cold calling. Walk up to the door. I don't even know their name. I'm selling something they don't even want. You talk about soft sell... before we had a name for it...before we called it anything, we did it.","That's right, Shel."
"And, and, and, I did it. And I put a kid through school. She...and...Cold calling, fella. Door to door. But you don't know. You don't know. You never heard of a streak. You never heard of ""marshaling your sales force..."" What are you, you're a secretary, John. you. That's my message for you. you and kiss my You don't like it, I'll go talk to Jerry Graff. Period. you. Put me on the board. And I want three worthwhile leads today and I don't want any about them and I want 'em close together 'cause I'm going to hit them all today. That's all I have to say to you.","He's right, Williamson."
"Oh, Christ.","The with him. We'll go to lunch, the leads won't be up for..."
"The with him. We'll go to lunch, the leads won't be up for...","You're a client. I just sold you five waterfront Glengarry Farms. I rub my head, throw me the cue ""Kenilworth."""
"You're a client. I just sold you five waterfront Glengarry Farms. I rub my head, throw me the cue ""Kenilworth.""",What is it?
What is it?,Kenilw...
"I've wanted to talk to you for some time. For a long time, actually. I said, ""The Machine, there's a man I would work with. There's a man..."" You know? I never said a thing. I should have, don't know why I didn't. And that you were slinging on my guy today was so good...it...it was, and, excuse me, 'cause it isn't even my place to say it. It was admirable...it was the old stuff. Hey, I've been on a hot streak, so what? There's things that I could learn from you. You eat today?",Me.
Me.,Yeah.
Yeah.,Mm.
Mm.,"Well, you want to swing by the Chinks, watch me eat, we'll talk?"
"Well, you want to swing by the Chinks, watch me eat, we'll talk?",I think I'd better stay here for a while.
Fuckin',"What, they beat you with a rubber bat?"
"What, they beat you with a rubber bat?",Cop couldn't find his two hands and a map. Anyone talks to this guy's an
Cop couldn't find his two hands and a map. Anyone talks to this guy's an,You going to turn State's?
You going to turn State's?,"you, Ricky. I ain't going out today. I'm going home. I'm going home because nothing's accomplished here...Anyone talks to this guy is..."
Is that what I did? Dave? I humiliated you? My sorry...,"Sittin' on top of the world, sittin' on top of the world, everything's peachfuzz..."
"Sittin' on top of the world, sittin' on top of the world, everything's peachfuzz...","Oh, and I don't get a moment to spare for a bust-out humanitarian down on his luck lately. you, Dave, you know you got a big mouth, and you make a close the whole place stinks with your farts for a week. ""How much you just ingested,"" what a big man you are, ""Hey, let me buy you a pack of gum."
"I'll show you how to chew it."" Your pal closes, all that comes out of your mouth is bile, how up you are...","Who's my pal...? And what are you, Ricky, huh, what are you, Bishop Sheean? Who the are you, Mr. Slick...? What are you, friend to the workingman? Big deal. you, you got the memory a fuckin' fly. I never liked you."
"Who's my pal...? And what are you, Ricky, huh, what are you, Bishop Sheean? Who the are you, Mr. Slick...? What are you, friend to the workingman? Big deal. you, you got the memory a fuckin' fly. I never liked you.","What is this, your farewell speech?"
"What is this, your farewell speech?",I'm going home.
I'm going home.,Your farewell to the troops?
Your farewell to the troops?,I'm not going home. I'm going to Wisconsin.
I'm not going home. I'm going to Wisconsin.,Have a good trip.
Have a good trip.,And you. the lot of you. you all.
They took some of the con...,...some of the contracts...Lingk. James Lingk. I closed...
...some of the contracts...Lingk. James Lingk. I closed...,You closed him yesterday.
You closed him yesterday.,Yes.
Yes.,It went down. I filed it.
It went down. I filed it.,You did?
You did?,Yes.
Yes.,Then I'm over the top and you owe me a Cadillac.
Then I'm over the top and you owe me a Cadillac.,I...
Where are you going?,To the restaura...what do you
To the restaura...what do you,Aren't you going out today?
Aren't you going out today?,"With what? With what, John, they took the leads..."
"With what? With what, John, they took the leads...",I have the stuff from last year's...
I have the stuff from last year's...,"Oh. Oh. Oh, your ""nostalgia"" file, they's fine. No. Swell. 'Cause I don't have to..."
...you want to go out today...?,'Cause I don't have to eat this month. No. Okay. Give 'em to me... Mitch and Murray going to a br...what am I going to do all...
"Patel? Ravidam Patel? How am I going to make a living on thses deadbeat wogs? Where did you get this, from the morgue?","If you don't want it, give it back."
"If you don't want it, give it back.","I don't ""want"" it, if you catch my drift."
"I don't ""want"" it, if you catch my drift.",I'm giving you three leads. You...
I'm giving you three leads. You...,"What's the point in any case...? What's the point. I got to argue with you, I got to knock heads with the cops, I'm busting my balls, sell you dirt to deadbeats money in the mattress, I come back you can't even manage to keep the contracts safe, I have to go back and close them again...What the am I wasting my time, this I'm going out and reclose last week's..."
"What's the point in any case...? What's the point. I got to argue with you, I got to knock heads with the cops, I'm busting my balls, sell you dirt to deadbeats money in the mattress, I come back you can't even manage to keep the contracts safe, I have to go back and close them again...What the am I wasting my time, this I'm going out and reclose last week's...","The word from Murray is: leave them alone. If we need a new signature he'll go out himself, he'll be the president, just come in, from out of town..."
"The word from Murray is: leave them alone. If we need a new signature he'll go out himself, he'll be the president, just come in, from out of town...","Okay, okay, okay, gimme this Fine."
Three? I count two.,Three.
Three.,"Patel? you. Fuckin' Shiva handed him a million dollars, told him ""sign the deal,"" he wouldn't sign. And Vishnu, too. Into the bargain. that, John. You know your business, I know mine. Your business is being an and I find out whose cousin you are, I'm going to go to him and figure out a way to have your you--I'll wait for the new leads."
Do you think he'd be satisfied with the two hundred dollars? I think he would.,That scar-faced will find out what we got from the wholesaler. He won't take a dime less than three hundred dollars.
That scar-faced will find out what we got from the wholesaler. He won't take a dime less than three hundred dollars.,What if we don't pay?
What if we don't pay?,"You know his friends...real animals. And his connections with the police. Sure he'd like us to tell him our plans so he can set us up for the cops and earn their gratitude. Then they would owe him a favor; that's how he operates. We'll have to pay. Three hundred, are we agreed?"
"You know his friends...real animals. And his connections with the police. Sure he'd like us to tell him our plans so he can set us up for the cops and earn their gratitude. Then they would owe him a favor; that's how he operates. We'll have to pay. Three hundred, are we agreed?",What can we do?
 ,"Relax, Freddie honey. Come dance with me."
Who's that? Pentangeli? Frankie &quot;Five-Angels&quot;...thought you were never coming West.,"Gotta check up on my boys. Hey, what's with the food? Some kid in a white jacket brings me a ritz cracker with some chopped liver. 'Canapes,' he says. I say, 'Can a peas, my that's a ritz cracker with chopped liver.' Go get me a salami sandwich and a glass of wine or I'll send you and your white jacket to the dry cleaners!"
"Oh, 'scuse me.",It's all right. He stays with me all the time.
It's all right. He stays with me all the time.,"Oh. Mikey, what's up? I'm totally in the dark."
"Oh. Mikey, what's up? I'm totally in the dark.",We're making an investment in Havana.
We're making an investment in Havana.,"Great, Havana's great. Lots of activity in Havana! Anybody I know here. Five-Angels? Anybody?"
"Great, Havana's great. Lots of activity in Havana! Anybody I know here. Five-Angels? Anybody?",Johnny Ola... Hyman Roth.
Johnny Ola... Hyman Roth.,I never met them.
I never met them.,Pentangeli's dead. He was ambushed by the Rosato Brothers. Didn't you know that?
Pentangeli's dead. He was ambushed by the Rosato Brothers. Didn't you know that?,"No. No, I didn't. Who tells me anything? I been kept in the dark so long, I'm getting used to it."
"No. No, I didn't. Who tells me anything? I been kept in the dark so long, I'm getting used to it.","I want you to help me, Fredo."
"I want you to help me, Fredo.",That's what I'm here for.
That's what I'm here for.,Tonight I want to relax with you. The Senator from Nevada is here with some people from Washington. I want to show them a good time in Havana.
Tonight I want to relax with you. The Senator from Nevada is here with some people from Washington. I want to show them a good time in Havana.,Count on me; that's my specialty.
Count on me; that's my specialty.,"I'd like to come along. There's been a lot of strain, and I've been cooped up in this room for three days."
"I'd like to come along. There's been a lot of strain, and I've been cooped up in this room for three days.","Me and you, great! Gimme an hour to wash my face and do my research and we'll have these Washington suckers right where you want 'em. Poor Frankie Five-Angels. He always wanted to die in bed...with a broad."
"The High Court of Israel turned down his request to live as a 'returned Jew.' His passport's been invalidated except for return to the U.S. He landed in Buenos Aires yesterday, offered a gift of one million dollars if they would give him citizenship. They turned him down.",He's going to try Panama...
What the are you talking about?,"We know you're a busy man, with plenty of enemies -- we saw the opportunity to do you a favor, and we did. No strings."
"We know you're a busy man, with plenty of enemies -- we saw the opportunity to do you a favor, and we did. No strings.",No strings.
No strings.,You know there's a Senate Investigating Committee recently set up; we thought it would be unfortunate if they were to trace anything though-provoking to your name.
You know there's a Senate Investigating Committee recently set up; we thought it would be unfortunate if they were to trace anything though-provoking to your name.,No one can trace anything to me; I pride myself on that.
No one can trace anything to me; I pride myself on that.,Do you gamble?
Do you gamble?,A little; what's so thought- provoking about that?
A little; what's so thought- provoking about that?,Do you owe markers?
Do you owe markers?,"Maybe two, three thousand dollars."
"Sure, Pete Clemenza died of a heart attack, but the Rosato Brothers gave it to him.",We were all heartbroken at the news; but that wasn't cause to start a war.
We were all heartbroken at the news; but that wasn't cause to start a war.,"Okay, now it's my family in Brooklyn; and I wanna keep up Clemenza's loyalty to you. But how can I run my family with you challenging my every move? You're too far from the street, Mike, the only way to reason with the Rosato Brothers is to whack 'em and whack 'em fast."
"Okay, now it's my family in Brooklyn; and I wanna keep up Clemenza's loyalty to you. But how can I run my family with you challenging my every move? You're too far from the street, Mike, the only way to reason with the Rosato Brothers is to whack 'em and whack 'em fast.",You were unfair with them.
You were unfair with them.,Says who?
Says who?,"Clemenza promised Rosato three territories in the Bronx after he died, and then you took over and welched."
"Clemenza promised Rosato three territories in the Bronx after he died, and then you took over and welched.","Clemenza promised them nothing, he hated the sonsuvbitches."
"Clemenza promised them nothing, he hated the sonsuvbitches.",They feel cheated.
They feel cheated.,"Michael, you're sitting up here in the Sierra Mountains with champagne cocktails making judgment on the way I run my family."
"Michael, you're sitting up here in the Sierra Mountains with champagne cocktails making judgment on the way I run my family.","Your family still carries the name Corleone, and you will run it like a Corleone!"
"Your family still carries the name Corleone, and you will run it like a Corleone!","And while I feed my family in New York, you put the knife in my back in Miami."
"And while I feed my family in New York, you put the knife in my back in Miami.","Frankie, you're a good old man, and you've been loyal to my Father for years...so I hope you can explain what you mean."
"Frankie, you're a good old man, and you've been loyal to my Father for years...so I hope you can explain what you mean.","The Rosatos are running crazy; taking hostages, spitting in my face, because they're backed by the Jew in Miami."
"The Rosatos are running crazy; taking hostages, spitting in my face, because they're backed by the Jew in Miami.",I know. That's why I want you to be fair with them.
I know. That's why I want you to be fair with them.,How can you be fair with animals? They recruit and spicks; they do violence in their own Grandmother's neighborhoods. And everything is dope and the gambling is left to last. Let me run my family without you on my back. I want them taken care of.
How can you be fair with animals? They recruit and spicks; they do violence in their own Grandmother's neighborhoods. And everything is dope and the gambling is left to last. Let me run my family without you on my back. I want them taken care of.,No. There are things that I have planned with Hyman Roth. I don't want them disturbed.
No. There are things that I have planned with Hyman Roth. I don't want them disturbed.,You give your loyalty to a Jew over your own blood.
You give your loyalty to a Jew over your own blood.,"Frankie, you know my father respected Roth, did business with him."
"Frankie, you know my father respected Roth, did business with him.",He did business...but he never trusted him.
"The Corleone family controls two major hotels in Vegas; one in Reno. The licenses were grandfathered in, so you had no difficulties with the Gaming Commission. But I have the idea from sources... ...that you're planning to move in on the Tropicana. In another week or so you'll move Klingman out, which leaves you with only one technicality. The license, which is now in Klingman's name.",Turnbull is a good man.
Turnbull is a good man.,"Let's forget the I don't want to stay here any longer than I have to. You can have the license for two hundred and fifty thousand in cash, plus a monthly fee equal to five percent of the gross..."
"Senator Geary, I speak to you as a businessman who has made a large investment in your state. I have made that state my home; plan to raise my children here. The license fee from the Gambling Commission costs one thousand dollars; why would I ever consider paying more?","I'm going to squeeze you, Corleone, because I don't like you; I don't like the kind of man you are. I despise your masquerade, and the dishonest way you pose yourself and your family."
So you don't want to That's what you're telling me?,Is that all this conversation means to you? Am I going to put out or not?
Is that all this conversation means to you? Am I going to put out or not?,straight. I'm sick of playing games.
"It's your job, lady, not mine. I'm here so he can draw my picture.",I'm keeping away. What you are doing is no business of mine.
I'm keeping away. What you are doing is no business of mine.,What're you talking about?
What're you talking about?,What kind of man are you? Are you a good man?
What kind of man are you? Are you a good man?,"Yeah, I'm a good man. Something make you think I'm not?"
"Yeah, I'm a good man. Something make you think I'm not?",You will not hurt him?
You will not hurt him?,Gimme a break. I'm going to sit on my while he draws pictures. Is that going to hurt him?
Gimme a break. I'm going to sit on my while he draws pictures. Is that going to hurt him?,No. No. I am sorry. Forget everything I say. Here. I will take the tray.
No. No. I am sorry. Forget everything I say. Here. I will take the tray.,You do that.
"You ever been married, Hanna?",Of course. I am married still.
Of course. I am married still.,Yeah? What's your husband do?
Yeah? What's your husband do?,"He is dead now, twenty years."
"He is dead now, twenty years.",Then you're as single as I am.
Then you're as single as I am.,"No. I have children, grandchildren too. I visit when I can. But now that Mr. Jimmy cannot be left very long, I do not get away much. Poor Mr. Jimmy. There is much good in him, but he will suffer the fires of Very sad."
"No. I have children, grandchildren too. I visit when I can. But now that Mr. Jimmy cannot be left very long, I do not get away much. Poor Mr. Jimmy. There is much good in him, but he will suffer the fires of Very sad.",You're sure of that?
You're sure of that?,This is what the priests tell me. His sins of the flesh will keep him from heaven.
This is what the priests tell me. His sins of the flesh will keep him from heaven.,Sins of the flesh? Everybody has those.
Sins of the flesh? Everybody has those.,No. His is the worse. The unspeakable. The deed no man can name without shame?
What is the good English? All I know is bugger. He is a bugger. Men who bugger each other.,A
A,Yes! You know?
That is why he must go to I do not think it fair. But God's law is not for us to judge.,You're telling me Mr. Whale is a
You're telling me Mr. Whale is a,You did not know?
You did not know?,"Well...no, not really --"
"Well...no, not really --",You and he are not doing things?
You and he are not doing things?,No!
No!,Good. That is what I hope. I did not think you a bugger too. I fear only that you might hurt him if he tries.
Good. That is what I hope. I did not think you a bugger too. I fear only that you might hurt him if he tries.,I'm not going to hurt anyone.
I'm not going to hurt anyone.,Yes. I trust you.
"Dripping? Do you ever eat dripping in this country? The from roasts and such, congealed in jars. Used like butter on bread.",Sounds like something you feed the dog.
Sounds like something you feed the dog.,It is. Only the poorest families ever ate it. We kept ours in a crockery jar.
It is. Only the poorest families ever ate it. We kept ours in a crockery jar.,Your family ate dripping?
Your family ate dripping?,"Of course not. As I said, only poor people --"
Did you anyone?,I don't like to talk about that.
I don't like to talk about that.,"It's nothing to be ashamed of, in the service of one's country. That's something to be proud of."
"It's nothing to be ashamed of, in the service of one's country. That's something to be proud of.",Proud? Any with a gun can someone.
Proud? Any with a gun can someone.,Quite true. Hand-to-hand combat is the true test. Did you ever slay anyone hand-to-hand?
Quite true. Hand-to-hand combat is the true test. Did you ever slay anyone hand-to-hand?,"No. I could have, though."
"No. I could have, though.","Yes, I believe you could. How free is your schedule this afternoon?"
"Yes, I believe you could. How free is your schedule this afternoon?","Full up. I got the hedges to do here, then another lawn out by La Cienega."
"Full up. I got the hedges to do here, then another lawn out by La Cienega.",What is we say phooey to the hedges? Could you spare an hour after lunch? To sit for me?
What is we say phooey to the hedges? Could you spare an hour after lunch? To sit for me?,Can't today.
Can't today.,I'll pay our going rate. Plus what you'd get if you did the hedges.
I'll pay our going rate. Plus what you'd get if you did the hedges.,Sorry. I don't feel like sitting still today.
Sorry. I don't feel like sitting still today.,All righty. I understand.
"Tell me more about yourself, Mr. Boone. You have a steady companion?",Not at the moment.
Not at the moment.,Why not?
Why not?,You know how it is. You have to kiss just to get a piece of it.
You know how it is. You have to kiss just to get a piece of it.,Very well put.
Very well put.,"The world is just one game after another. A man has to make up his own life, alone."
"The world is just one game after another. A man has to make up his own life, alone.",Ah. A philosopher.
Ah. A philosopher.,Thoreau with a lawnmower.
Thoreau with a lawnmower.,"I like that. But take care, Mr. Boone. Freedom is a drug, much like any other. Too much can be a very bad thing."
"You might not think it to look at me now, but there was a time when I was at the very pinnacle of my profession. The horror movies were behind me. I'd done ""Show Boat."" Major success. Great box office. Now I was to do something important. ""The Road Back."" An indictment of the Great War and what it did to Germany. It was to be my masterpiece.",What happened?
What happened?,"The studio butchered it. It was 1937, Hitler's armies were already massing -- and still the New York bankers stood in line to curry his favor. Anything to avoid losing the German market. They cut away the guts and brought in another director to add slapstick. The picture laid an egg, a great expensive bomb. For which I was blamed."
Oh And we left the top down. You want to run for it?,Run for what?
Run for what?,Can't you see? It's raining!
Just take off the mask!,"Relax, Clayton. I can't hear you. I can't hear a word."
I'm not that way. Get it through your head. I don't want to mess with you.,"Oh, but you feel good, Clayton."
Wait until I tell my friends I had you in my arms. Won't they be surprised?,I haven't done a thing with you!
I haven't done a thing with you!,"Oh, but you have. You undressed for me. I kissed you. I even touched your How will you be able to live with yourself?"
Boone! You awake? Eight o'clock.,off!
off!,"You told me to get you up,"
Can't say that I have. Can't say I've heard of a lot of people though.,"If you don't believe me, let's watch this movie. See if his name's on it. How about it, Harry? Can I watch my movie?"
"If you don't believe me, let's watch this movie. See if his name's on it. How about it, Harry? Can I watch my movie?",I told you. I don't turn on the TV except for the fights.
"That's funny, Mr. Whale.","It is, isn't it? My life as a game of poker. Shall we play?"
"It is, isn't it? My life as a game of poker. Shall we play?",You're serious.
You're serious.,Quite.
Quite.,Then the rumors are true?
Then the rumors are true?,What rumors might those be?
What rumors might those be?,"That you were forced to retire because, uh -- a scandal."
"That you were forced to retire because, uh -- a scandal.","A homosexual scandal, you mean? For me to answer a question of that magnitude, you'll have to remove both your shoes and your socks."
What about?,About your brother. And the deeeep he's in --
And this has what to do with me?,"I don't know. But you shouldn't be here. Take care of your business. I'll give you 24 hours. And then I don't want to see your face. Ever again. Make a fool of me once, that's my bad. Make a fool of me twice. That's really my bad, and I'll kick your from here to India ..."
What's the matter?,It's all microchips and ...
It's all microchips and ...,Yeah?
Walked like a Skippin' stones and,"That's a good one, Donny..."
"That's a good one, Donny...",I think so too --
"You just got crushed in a car. You're bleeding all over your self. And you sit there - eating olives and talking basketball, as if, at this very moment, people weren't plotting your demise ...","C'mon, man... My ""demise..."" Overreaction"
"C'mon, man... My ""demise..."" Overreaction","""Over--"" You know - I can maybe understand, since I been gone, you taking up this life of crime, and for that I can partly blame myself. But what is baffling to me, is how, since I been gone, you've become a complete and total"
"""Over--"" You know - I can maybe understand, since I been gone, you taking up this life of crime, and for that I can partly blame myself. But what is baffling to me, is how, since I been gone, you've become a complete and total","Hey, now -"
"Hey, now -",He's gonna you -- !
He's gonna you -- !,I can handle it --
I can handle it --,You can handle it?
You can handle it?,I can handle it --
I can handle it --,You can handle it?
You can handle it?,I can handle it --
I can handle it --,You?
You?,Me.
Me.,You?
You?,Me...
We do this. Then. You're finished. Then. You're clean,I like how you wallop back in here - after four years - and can still get all Clifford Huxtable on my ...
I like how you wallop back in here - after four years - and can still get all Clifford Huxtable on my ...,You hear me?
You hear me?,I hear ya. Get me outta this. I'll move to the country. Open a fruit stand...
You spread it out ... you move around... So's they can't touch you... so's they don't know... Shadow games and ...,"""Shadow games?"""
"""Shadow games?""",Shadow games ...
Shadow games ...,"You spread it out, by the 2nd night, the heat are onto you. Know something's up. With a one-night boost, by the time all the cars are reported stolen, your ship's set sail."
What's with the look?,"The hip, cool, sexy thing was getting old..."
"The hip, cool, sexy thing was getting old...",You look like you lost your sheep ...
What the are you doing -- ?,If you change your mind. We're at Otto's. It's 50 ladies in 24 hours. For The Carpenter. 200 K and Kip's life on the felt. So long now ...
Hey.,What's wrong with her -- ?
What's wrong with her -- ?,The right side of the engine is running richer than the left. And the scope isn't showing I dunno...
"Don't go getting all warm and fuzzy on me, Randall. I'm the jane that was left, and you're the jim that did the leaving. So save the sanctimonious for someone who believes. The only reason I ride with you, is cause I don't want to spend the whole night with any of them other creeps!",Oh. Okay. Right.
What the hell's that -- ?,A little trick I picked up at the Car Thief Retirement Home ...
You think it can be done?,Are you considering a comeback tour?
Are you considering a comeback tour?,Tell me...
Tell me...,It can be done. Take two days to shop; one to prep. I'll offer up my bible for a small fee. You also have to hope Kip's didn't undo Castlebeck's linkage so much so that he's setting up surveillance teams on every city block. And then get yourself a crew...
It can be done. Take two days to shop; one to prep. I'll offer up my bible for a small fee. You also have to hope Kip's didn't undo Castlebeck's linkage so much so that he's setting up surveillance teams on every city block. And then get yourself a crew...,The hard part ...
The hard part ...,"""A people is a detour of nature to get 6 or 7 great men - Yes, and then to get around them..."" Nietzsche said that."
"""A people is a detour of nature to get 6 or 7 great men - Yes, and then to get around them..."" Nietzsche said that.",Is he still working here ?
Is he still working here ?,"The old crew. Go find them. I can't help you with that. Since I've cleaned up the act a bit, they no longer come around... A pity how legitimacy makes you unpopular -"
"The old crew. Go find them. I can't help you with that. Since I've cleaned up the act a bit, they no longer come around... A pity how legitimacy makes you unpopular -",I Just don't know how happy they'll be to see me
"You think I don't know? You think I like to keep this inside? But I gotta, or he'll the miserable and he'll be there for life. It's disgusting what you have to put up with.",Look at Jeannie's kid.
Look at Jeannie's kid.,What? What happened?
What? What happened?,The oldest one. He was in an argument. A lousy ten-dollar card game. The kid pulls out a gun. It goes off. The kid gets killed. The grandmother hears it and finds out he's been arrested. She has a heart attack. She drops dead right on the spot. Now Jeannie's got a husband and son in jail and a mother in the funeral parlor.
The oldest one. He was in an argument. A lousy ten-dollar card game. The kid pulls out a gun. It goes off. The kid gets killed. The grandmother hears it and finds out he's been arrested. She has a heart attack. She drops dead right on the spot. Now Jeannie's got a husband and son in jail and a mother in the funeral parlor.,"But he was always a bad kid, that one."
"But he was always a bad kid, that one.",No. Come on. It was the younger one that was the bad one.
"Hey, look at him. Tommy. You grew up.","Billy, how are you?"
"Billy, how are you?",Son of a Get over here.
"Hey, Billy. Watch the suit.","Listen to him. ""Watch the suit,"" he says. A little I've known all my life. Hey, Tommy, don't go get too big."
"Listen to him. ""Watch the suit,"" he says. A little I've known all my life. Hey, Tommy, don't go get too big.",Don't go busting my balls. Okay?
Don't go busting my balls. Okay?,"Busting his balls? If I was busting your balls, I'd send you home for your shine box."
I'm not going to get like Gribbs. He's seventy years old and the guy is going to die in prison. I don't need that. I don't care who it is. I'm warning everybody. Gribbs got twenty years just because he said hello to some who was sneaking around selling junk behind his back. That's not going to happen to me. You understand?,Paulie. Why would I? I swear.
Paulie. Why would I? I swear.,"You're only home early because we got you a job, right? And I don't need any heat. You understand?"
"You're only home early because we got you a job, right? And I don't need any heat. You understand?",Nods.
Nods.,"And, if you hear about anybody else around with that you tell me."
"And, if you hear about anybody else around with that you tell me.",Nods again.
Nods again.,Anybody! You understand?
Anybody! You understand?,I understand.
I warned you a million times.,I've been all up since I got out.
I've been all up since I got out.,You think I didn't know what you were doing?
You think I didn't know what you were doing?,"It was easy money. I did it in the can. I learned the junk business in the can, Paulie."
"It was easy money. I did it in the can. I learned the junk business in the can, Paulie.",Right in my face. You looked in my face and you lied.
Right in my face. You looked in my face and you lied.,"But, Paulie, I'm sorry. Believe me. I was crazy. But I'm okay now. I can be trusted. I'm clean now. On my children. Believe me! Two weeks cold turkey waiting for bail got my head together..."
"But, Paulie, I'm sorry. Believe me. I was crazy. But I'm okay now. I can be trusted. I'm clean now. On my children. Believe me! Two weeks cold turkey waiting for bail got my head together...",You thought I was some
You thought I was some,"Paulie, I couldn't come to you. I didn't want to put you in this I was ashamed to come to you. I knew I was wrong."
Paulie. You're all I got. I need help.,You treated me like
"I Don't know. I don't know if I could live that way. What if, forbid, you go to prison. Mickey said Jeannie's husband --","Are you nuts? Jeannie's husband went to the can just to get away from her, she's such a pain in the Let me tell you. Nobody goes to jail unless they want to, unless they make themselves get caught. They do stuff with the wrong people. They don't have things organized. You know who goes to jail? stickup men. That's who. And they only get caught because they fall asleep in the getaway car."
"It's all I swear. It's nothing. Whatever you want, we'll do.","The truth was, that no matter how bad I felt, I was still very attracted to him. Why should I give him up to someone else? Why should she win?"
"The truth was, that no matter how bad I felt, I was still very attracted to him. Why should I give him up to someone else? Why should she win?",Son of a
You son of a She's been here.,What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?,Don't lie to me. I saw her name in the register.
Don't lie to me. I saw her name in the register.,Jezuz Christ!
Jezuz Christ!,You want her to visit you? Good! Let her stay up all night crying and writing letters to the parole board.
You want her to visit you? Good! Let her stay up all night crying and writing letters to the parole board.,What am I doing? I'm in here! I'm in jail. I can't stop people from coming to see me.
Stop! Stop!,Let her carry this inside.
So now my plan was to stay alive long enough to sell off the dope that the cops never found and disappear for a while until I got things straightened out.,Where's the stuff?
Where's the stuff?,What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?,You know. The stuff I left.
You know. The stuff I left.,I flushed it down the toilet.
I flushed it down the toilet.,You what?
You what?,What did you want me to do with it? They were all over the house.
What did you want me to do with it? They were all over the house.,"Are you nuts? That was forty, fifty thousand. I need it. I was depending on that money."
"Are you nuts? That was forty, fifty thousand. I need it. I was depending on that money.",They had a warrant. They went through everything. They would have found it. I swear.
They had a warrant. They went through everything. They would have found it. I swear.,You know they would have never found it. Why did you do it? Why did you do it? My why did you have to do it?
You know they would have never found it. Why did you do it? Why did you do it? My why did you have to do it?,Oh no! No! Noooo!
we're gonna feed the to the lions.,What lions? I'm not going near any lions.
What lions? I'm not going near any lions.,We only have to shove'em over the moat.
Paulie's gonna make him?,Who else? Paulie got the okay. This little guinea Someday he's gonna be a boss. Can you believe someday we'll work for him.
What'll I tell Fran?,Who gives a Tall her he ran away with a broad. What do you care about her.
Watch this.,"Come on, don't around, will ya?"
"Come on, don't around, will ya?",I do it all the time. Bust their balls.
I do it all the time. Bust their balls.,"Jimmy, come on. 'em. Don't give them the satisfaction."
It was the first time I had ever seen anyone shot.,You're some
I You wasted eight aprons on that guy. :,I remember feeling bad about the guy. But I remember feeling that maybe Tuddy was right. I knew Paulie didn't want anybody dying in the building.
"You gotta help me. Okay? This girl I told you about? Diana? She's from the Five Towns. She's Jewish. She won't go out with me alone. Can you believe this She's prejudiced, but she's built. She's never been out with an Italian before. She says she'll only go out on a double date with her girlfriend. You believe this But you gotta see her. I mean, she's beautiful.",Will you get the out of here.
Will you get the out of here.,Is it my fault she won't go out without her girlfriend? For Chrissake. Come on. You don't even have to stay. Jeesuz! What's the big deal?
Is it my fault she won't go out without her girlfriend? For Chrissake. Come on. You don't even have to stay. Jeesuz! What's the big deal?,Tommy ...
"Tommy, don't around. Put the gun away. Tommy!","No, no. It's okay."
"No, no. It's okay.","Tommy, come on. Put the gun away."
"Tommy, come on. Put the gun away.",No. It's okay. Just watch this. Watch it.
If you knew those kids. They're nuts. Especially that Tommy. What am I going to do with them?,But I'm worried. I'm hearing all kinds of things. Paulie. You know me all my life. I've always done the right thing.
But I'm worried. I'm hearing all kinds of things. Paulie. You know me all my life. I've always done the right thing.,You think that matters? You think they give a about anything? The little bastards.
You think that matters? You think they give a about anything? The little bastards.,"But it isn't right, Paulie. That Tommy, he's making trouble for me all over town. I can't go here. I can't go there."
"But it isn't right, Paulie. That Tommy, he's making trouble for me all over town. I can't go here. I can't go there.","You? You think you're the only one? I've talked to them a million times, but they don't listen."
"You? You think you're the only one? I've talked to them a million times, but they don't listen.","But, Paulie, please."
"But, Paulie, please.",Someday they'll get what's coming to them. That's the only way they'll stop.
Someday they'll get what's coming to them. That's the only way they'll stop.,"Paulie, I swear, I'm afraid. The guy's nuts. What do I have to do? Whatever I gotta do, I'll do."
"Paulie, I swear, I'm afraid. The guy's nuts. What do I have to do? Whatever I gotta do, I'll do.","What can I do? If I could do something, don't you think I would?"
Two weeks? That's nothin'. My Uncle Marty? Will knows him. That guy fuckin' drinks like you've never seen! One night he was drivin' back to his house on I-93-- Statie pulls him over.,Oh
Oh,"Guy's tryin' to walk the line--but he can't even fuckin' stand up, and so my uncle's gonna spend a night in jail. Just then there's this fuckin' BOOM like fifty yards down the road. Some guy's car hit a tree."
"Submit, Submit! Submit!",my
my,"Oh, Morgan!"
I've been faced for like two weeks.,"Oh great, tell her that! Now she really thinks we're problem drinkers!"
Casey's bouncin' at a bar up Harvard. We should go there sometime.,What are we gonna do up there?
What are we gonna do up there?,"I don't know, we'll up some smart kids. You'd prob'ly fit right in."
"I don't know, we'll up some smart kids. You'd prob'ly fit right in.",you.
"my crank. Fuckin' sheet metal So, when are you done with those meetin's?",Week after I'm twenty-one.
Week after I'm twenty-one.,Are they hookin' you up with a job?
Are they hookin' you up with a job?,"Yeah, sit in a room and do long division for the next fifty years."
"Yeah, sit in a room and do long division for the next fifty years.","Yah, but it's better than this At least you'd make some nice bank."
"Yah, but it's better than this At least you'd make some nice bank.","Yeah, be a fuckin' lab rat."
"Yeah, be a fuckin' lab rat.",It's a way outta here.
It's a way outta here.,What do I want a way outta here for? I want to live here the rest of my life. I want to be your next door neighbor. I want to take out kids to little league together up Foley Field.
What do I want a way outta here for? I want to live here the rest of my life. I want to be your next door neighbor. I want to take out kids to little league together up Foley Field.,"Look, you're my best friend, so don't take this the wrong way, but in 20 years, if you're livin' next door to me, comin' over watchin' the fuckin' Patriots' games and still workin' construction, I'll fuckin' you. And that's not a threat, that's a fact. I'll fuckin' you."
"Look, you're my best friend, so don't take this the wrong way, but in 20 years, if you're livin' next door to me, comin' over watchin' the fuckin' Patriots' games and still workin' construction, I'll fuckin' you. And that's not a threat, that's a fact. I'll fuckin' you.","Chuckie, what are you talkin'..."
"Chuckie, what are you talkin'...","Listen, you got somethin' that none of us have."
"Listen, you got somethin' that none of us have.",Why is it always this? I owe it to myself? What if I don't want to?
Why is it always this? I owe it to myself? What if I don't want to?,"you. You owe it to me. Tomorrow I'm gonna wake up and I'll be fifty and I'll still be doin' this. And that's all right 'cause I'm gonna make a run at it. But you, you're sittin' on a winning lottery ticket and you're too much of a to cash it in. And that's 'cause I'd do anything to have what you got! And so would any of these guys. It'd be a fuckin' insult to us if you're still here in twenty years."
"you. You owe it to me. Tomorrow I'm gonna wake up and I'll be fifty and I'll still be doin' this. And that's all right 'cause I'm gonna make a run at it. But you, you're sittin' on a winning lottery ticket and you're too much of a to cash it in. And that's 'cause I'd do anything to have what you got! And so would any of these guys. It'd be a fuckin' insult to us if you're still here in twenty years.",You don't know that.
You don't know that.,"Let me tell you what I do know. Every day I come by to pick you up, and we go out drinkin' or whatever and we have a few laughs. But you know what the best part of my day is? The ten seconds before I knock on the door 'cause I let myself think I might get there, and you'd be gone. I'd knock on the door and you wouldn't be there. You just left."
You and Morgan throw?,"No, I had to talk him down."
"No, I had to talk him down.",Why didn't you yoke him?
Why didn't you yoke him?,"Little Morgan's got a lot a scrap, dude. I'd rather fight a big kid, they never fight, everyone's scared of 'em. You know how many people try to whip Morgan's every week? Fuckin' kid won't back down."
"Yeah, not tonight. Not any other night. He knows, once you see that he's gettin' dropped like a bad habit.",I wanted to meet your brothers...
--That isn't funny--,"--and he's like ""shit! And he looks in his rearview and sees this cat-- I'm sorry--"
"Yah, that is a nice",You could put a pool in that backyard.
"Morgan, I'm not goin' to ""Kelly's Roast Beef"" just cause you like the take-out girl. It's fifteen minutes out of our way. MORGAN What else we gonna do we can't spare fifteen minutes?","All right Morgan, fine. I'll tell you why we're not going to ""Kelly's."" It's because the take-out is a fuckin' idiot. I'm sorry you like her but she's dumb as a post and she has never got our order right, never once."
"All right Morgan, fine. I'll tell you why we're not going to ""Kelly's."" It's because the take-out is a fuckin' idiot. I'm sorry you like her but she's dumb as a post and she has never got our order right, never once.",She's not
"Would you shut the up! I know what you ordered, I was there!",So why don't you give me my sandwhich?
So why don't you give me my sandwhich?,"What do you mean ""your sandwhich?"" I bought it."
"What do you mean ""your sandwhich?"" I bought it.","Yah, all right..."
"Yah, all right...",How much money you got?
How much money you got?,"I told you, I just got change."
"I told you, I just got change.",Well give me your fuckin' change and we'll put your fuckin' sandwhich on lay-away.
Well give me your fuckin' change and we'll put your fuckin' sandwhich on lay-away.,Why you gotta be an Chuckie?
Why you gotta be an Chuckie?,I think you should establish a good line of credit.
"You got fired from pushing a broom, you little","Yah, that was different. Management was restructurin'--"
My uncle can probably get you on my demo team.,What the I just asked you for a job yesterday!
What the I just asked you for a job yesterday!,"I told you ""no"" yesterday!"
"Chuck, let's go.",You're walkin' Will's takin' the car.
What'd you say about me?,Shut the up.
"Me and Bill scraped together the parts, worked on it. Morgan was out panhandlin' every day.","you, I did the body work. Whose fuckin' router you think sanded out all that bondo?"
"you, I did the body work. Whose fuckin' router you think sanded out all that bondo?",Guy's been up my for two years about a fuckin' job. I had to let him help with the car.
"Can I ask you a favor, can we do this at Sean's from now on? 'Cause I leave work to come here and the fuckin' commute is killin' me--","That's fine, but did you ever think--"
"That's fine, but did you ever think--",It's right. Take it home with you.
It's right. Take it home with you.,"Will, what happened at the Tri-tech meeting?"
"Will, what happened at the Tri-tech meeting?",I couldn't go 'cause I had a date. So I sent my cheif negotiator.
I couldn't go 'cause I had a date. So I sent my cheif negotiator.,"Will, on your own time, you can do what you like. When I set up a meeting, with my associates, and you don't show up it reflects poorly on me."
"Will, on your own time, you can do what you like. When I set up a meeting, with my associates, and you don't show up it reflects poorly on me.",Then don't set up any more meetings.
Then don't set up any more meetings.,I'll cancel every meeting right now. I'll give you a job myself. I just wanted you to see what was out there.
I'll cancel every meeting right now. I'll give you a job myself. I just wanted you to see what was out there.,--Maybe I don't want to spend my life sittin' around and explaining to people.
--Maybe I don't want to spend my life sittin' around and explaining to people.,The least you can do is show me a little appreciation.
The least you can do is show me a little appreciation.,--You know how fuckin' easy this is to me? This is a joke! And I'm sorry you can't do this. I really am. 'Cause if you could I wouldn't be forced to watch you fumble around and it up.
--You know how fuckin' easy this is to me? This is a joke! And I'm sorry you can't do this. I really am. 'Cause if you could I wouldn't be forced to watch you fumble around and it up.,"Sure, then you'd have more time to sit around and get Think of how many fights you could have been in by now."
I didn't see you at the reunion.,I've been busy.
I've been busy.,You were missed. How long has it been since we've seen each other?
You were missed. How long has it been since we've seen each other?,Since Nancy died.
Since Nancy died.,"I'm sorry, that conference--"
"I'm sorry, that conference--",I got your card.
"This is a disaster! I brought you in here to help me with this boy, not to run him out--",Now wait a minute--
Now wait a minute--,--And confuse him--
--And confuse him--,--Gerry--
--Gerry--,--And here I am for the second week in a row with my professional reputation at stake--
--And here I am for the second week in a row with my professional reputation at stake--,Hold on!
Hold on!,--Ready to falsify documents because you've given him license to walk away from this.
--Ready to falsify documents because you've given him license to walk away from this.,I know what I'm doing and I know why I'm here!
I know what I'm doing and I know why I'm here!,"Look Sean, I don't care if you have a rapport with the boy-- I don't care if you have a few laughs-- even at my expense! But don't you dare undermine what I'm trying to do here."
"Look Sean, I don't care if you have a rapport with the boy-- I don't care if you have a few laughs-- even at my expense! But don't you dare undermine what I'm trying to do here.","""Undermine?"""
"""Undermine?""",He has a gift and with that gift comes responsibility. And you don't understand that he's at a fragile point--
He has a gift and with that gift comes responsibility. And you don't understand that he's at a fragile point--,He is at a fragile point. He's got problems--
He is at a fragile point. He's got problems--,"What problems does he have, Sean, that he is better off as a janitor or in jail or hanging around with--"
"What problems does he have, Sean, that he is better off as a janitor or in jail or hanging around with--","Why do you think he does that, Gerry?"
"Why do you think he does that, Gerry?","He can handle the work, he can handle the pressure and he's obviously handled you."
"He can handle the work, he can handle the pressure and he's obviously handled you.",Why is he hiding? Why is he a janitor? Why doesn't he trust anybody? Because the first thing that happened to him was that he was abandoned by the people who were supposed to love him the most!
Why is he hiding? Why is he a janitor? Why doesn't he trust anybody? Because the first thing that happened to him was that he was abandoned by the people who were supposed to love him the most!,"Oh, come on, Sean--"
"Oh, come on, Sean--",--And why does he hang out with his friends? Because any one of those kids would come in here and take a bat to your head if he asked them to. It's called loyalty!
--And why does he hang out with his friends? Because any one of those kids would come in here and take a bat to your head if he asked them to. It's called loyalty!,"Oh, that's nice--"
"Oh, that's nice--","--And who do you think he's handling? He pushes people away before they have a chance to leave him. And for 20 years he's been alone because of that. And if you try to push him into this, it's going to be the same thing all over again. And I'm not going to let that happen to him!"
"--And who do you think he's handling? He pushes people away before they have a chance to leave him. And for 20 years he's been alone because of that. And if you try to push him into this, it's going to be the same thing all over again. And I'm not going to let that happen to him!","Now don't do that. Don't you do that! Don't infect him with the idea that it's okay to quit. That it's okay to be a failure, because it's not okay! If you're angry at me for being successful, for being what you could have been--"
"Now don't do that. Don't you do that! Don't infect him with the idea that it's okay to quit. That it's okay to be a failure, because it's not okay! If you're angry at me for being successful, for being what you could have been--",--I'm not angry at you--
--I'm not angry at you--,"--Yes you are, Sean. You resent me. And I'm not going to apologize for any success that I've had."
"--Yes you are, Sean. You resent me. And I'm not going to apologize for any success that I've had.",--I don't have any anger at you--
--I don't have any anger at you--,"Yes you do. You're angry at me for doing what you could have done. Ask yourself if you want Will to feel that way for the rest of his life, to feel like a failure."
"Yes you do. You're angry at me for doing what you could have done. Ask yourself if you want Will to feel that way for the rest of his life, to feel like a failure.","That's it. That's why I don't come to the reunions! Becaue I can't stand the look in your eye when you see me! You think I'm a failure! I know who I am. I'm proud of who I am. And all of you, you think I'm some kind of pity case! You with your sycophant students following you around. And you Medal!"
"That's it. That's why I don't come to the reunions! Becaue I can't stand the look in your eye when you see me! You think I'm a failure! I know who I am. I'm proud of who I am. And all of you, you think I'm some kind of pity case! You with your sycophant students following you around. And you Medal!","--Is that what this is about, Sean? The Field's Medal? Do you want me to go home and get it for you? Then will you let the boy--"
"--Is that what this is about, Sean? The Field's Medal? Do you want me to go home and get it for you? Then will you let the boy--",--I don't want your trophy and I don't give a about it! 'Cause I knew you when!! You and Jack and Tom Sanders. I knew you when you were homesick and pimply-faced and didn't know what side of the bed to on!
--I don't want your trophy and I don't give a about it! 'Cause I knew you when!! You and Jack and Tom Sanders. I knew you when you were homesick and pimply-faced and didn't know what side of the bed to on!,That's right! You were smarter than us then and you're smarter than us now! So don't blame me for how your life turned out. It's not my fault.
That's right! You were smarter than us then and you're smarter than us now! So don't blame me for how your life turned out. It's not my fault.,I don't blame you! It's not about that! It's about the boy! 'Cause he's a good kid! And I won't see this happen to him-- I won't see you make him feel like a failure too!
I don't blame you! It's not about that! It's about the boy! 'Cause he's a good kid! And I won't see this happen to him-- I won't see you make him feel like a failure too!,He won't be a failure!
He won't be a failure!,"If you push him into something, if you ride him--"
"If you push him into something, if you ride him--","You're wrong, Sean. I'm where I am today because I was pushed. And because I learned to push myself!"
"You're wrong, Sean. I'm where I am today because I was pushed. And because I learned to push myself!",He's not you!
"What happened? You got fired, huh?","Yeah, Morgan. I got fired."
"Yeah, Morgan. I got fired.",How fuckin' do you have to be to get from that job? How hard is it to push a fuckin' broom?
"There goes that fuckin' Barney right now, with his fuckin' ""skiin' trip."" We should'a kicked that dude's",Hold up.
Yeah. Do you paint?,No.
No.,Crayons?
Crayons?,This is a real piece of
This is a real piece of,Tell me what you really think.
Tell me what you really think.,"Poor color composition, lousy use of space. But that doesn't really concern me."
"Poor color composition, lousy use of space. But that doesn't really concern me.",What does?
What does?,"The color here, see how dark it is? It's interesting."
"The color here, see how dark it is? It's interesting.",What is?
What is?,I think you're one step away from cutting your ear off.
I think you're one step away from cutting your ear off.,"Oh, ""Starry Night"" time, huh?"
"Oh, ""Starry Night"" time, huh?","You ever heard the saying, ""any port in a storm?"""
"You ever heard the saying, ""any port in a storm?""","Sure, how 'bout ""still waters run deep""--"
"Sure, how 'bout ""still waters run deep""--",#NAME?
#NAME?,Maybe what mea--
"You know, I was on this plane once. And I'm sittin' there and the captain comes on and is like ""we'll be cruising at 35,000 feet,"" and does his thing, then he puts the mike down but forgets to turn it off. Then he says ""man, all I want right now is a and a cup of coffee."" So the stewardess goes runnin' up towards the to tell him the mike's still on, and this guy in the back of the plane goes ""don't forget the coffee!""",You've never been on a plane.
You've never been on a plane.,"I know, but the joke's better if I tell it in the first person."
"I just slid my ticket across the table and said ""sorry fellas, I gotta go see about a girl.""","""I gotta go see about a girl""? What did they say?"
"""I gotta go see about a girl""? What did they say?",They could see that I meant it.
They could see that I meant it.,You're kiddin' me.
You're kiddin' me.,"No Will, I'm not kiddin' you. If I had gone to see that game I'd be in here talkin' abouta girl I saw at a bar twenty years ago. And how I always regretted not goin' over there and talkin' to her. I don't regret the eighteen years we were married. I don't regret givin' up couseling for six years when she got sick. I don't regret being by her side for the last two years when things got real bad. And I sure as don't regret missing that game."
Would have been nice to catch that game though.,Well I didn't know Pudge was gonna hit the home run.
Gotta go with the belt there...,I used to go with the wrench.
I used to go with the wrench.,"The wrench, why?"
"The wrench, why?","Cause him, that's why."
"Oh, I know.",It's not your fault.
It's not your fault.,I know.
I know.,It's not your fault.
It's not your fault.,I know.
I know.,It's not your fault.
It's not your fault.,I know.
I know.,It's not your fault.
It's not your fault.,Don't with me.
Don't with me.,It's not your fault.
It's not your fault.,I know.
I know.,It's not...
It's not...,"I know, I know..."
No. Thank you.,Does this violate the patient/doctor relationship?
Does this violate the patient/doctor relationship?,Only if you grab my
You,What?
What?,I've been sitting over there for forty- five minutes waiting for you to come talk to me. But I'm just tired now and I have to go home and I wasn't going to keep sitting there waiting for you.
I've been sitting over there for forty- five minutes waiting for you to come talk to me. But I'm just tired now and I have to go home and I wasn't going to keep sitting there waiting for you.,I'm Will.
I'm Will.,Skylar. And by the way. That guy over there is a real and I just wanted you to know he didn't come with us.
Skylar. And by the way. That guy over there is a real and I just wanted you to know he didn't come with us.,I kind of got that impression.
I kind of got that impression.,"Well, look, I have to go. Gotta' get up early and waste some more money on my overpriced education."
"Well, look, I have to go. Gotta' get up early and waste some more money on my overpriced education.","I didn't mean you. Listen, maybe..."
"I didn't mean you. Listen, maybe...",Here's my number.
I couldn't wait till tomorrow.,How the did you do that?
How the did you do that?,Didn't your mother ever tell you not to look a gift horse n the mouth?
Didn't your mother ever tell you not to look a gift horse n the mouth?,I'm supposed to understand this.
I'm supposed to understand this.,You're not going into surgery tomorrow are you?
You're not going into surgery tomorrow are you?,No.
No.,Then let's go have some fun.
How's it goin'?,Fine.
Fine.,Want me to take a look?
Want me to take a look?,No.
No.,"C'mon, give me a peek and we'll go to the battin' cages."
"C'mon, give me a peek and we'll go to the battin' cages.",It's important that I learn this.
It's important that I learn this.,"Why is it important to you? If I inherited all that money, the only thing important to me would be workin' on my swing."
"Why is it important to you? If I inherited all that money, the only thing important to me would be workin' on my swing.",Clearly.
Clearly.,You're rich. What do you have to worry about?
You're rich. What do you have to worry about?,"Rich? I have an inheritance. It's two handred and fifty thousand dollars. That's exactly what it'll cost me, minus about five hundred bucks, to go all the way through med school. This is what I'm doing with that money. I could have done anything I wanted. I could have expanded my wardrobe, substantially."
"Rich? I have an inheritance. It's two handred and fifty thousand dollars. That's exactly what it'll cost me, minus about five hundred bucks, to go all the way through med school. This is what I'm doing with that money. I could have done anything I wanted. I could have expanded my wardrobe, substantially.","Instead you're going to bust your for five years so you can be broke? SKYLAR No, so I can be a doctor."
"Woman can change better'n a man. Man lives in jerks--baby born, or somebody dies, that's a a farm, or loses one, an' that's a With a woman it's all one flow, like a stream, little eddies, little waterfalls, but the river it goes right on. Woman looks at it like that.",Look at that ol' coffeepot steam!
"An' the nex' thing you know you'll be out, because they got it all figgered down to a T--until the harvest is in you're a *migrant* worker--afterwards, just a bum.","Five they're a-gettin' now, an' that's all they're int'rested in. I know exackly what Pa'd say. He'd jus' say it wasn't none a his business."
"That's a tragedy. Can I finish my story please? I began my search for meaning. I was a Catholic, Jew, Scientologist, Sufi, Buddhist. I went to a Psychologist, psychiatrist, herbalist, nutritionist, a shaman, and a psychic. And they all pretty much say the same stuff.","A Jew, a shaman, and a herbalist are telling you the same thing? You're insane."
"A Jew, a shaman, and a herbalist are telling you the same thing? You're insane.","Basically the same thing. In a very evolved, esoteric way."
"Basically the same thing. In a very evolved, esoteric way.",Insane.
Insane.,To make a long story short...
Hello...?,"This night, this reunion will be an important step in our relationship."
"This night, this reunion will be an important step in our relationship.",You're psycho.
You're psycho.,Don't rush to judgement until all the facts are in.
You needn't be so frank with me about your work.,"Why not. I trust you. You couldn't turn me in because of Doctor-Patient privilege... and I don't want to be ""withholding""... and I know where you live."
"Why not. I trust you. You couldn't turn me in because of Doctor-Patient privilege... and I don't want to be ""withholding""... and I know where you live.",You know where I live?
You know where I live?,"We're both professionals, Oatman."
"We're both professionals, Oatman.","I think what you fear Martin is domesticity. It's the greatest fear that men have who belong to Western Culture. It's centuries old. Like King Phillip, in the 11th or 12th century who decided one day that he was so bored with his dreary life at home with his wife he thought, ""Well, wouldn't it be great if we hit the road and fought... oh... the Saracens."" So he put the word out and was amazed when a million men signed up and all of them wanted to go and fight in distant lands and do terrible things to people rather than stay at home with their families."
"I think what you fear Martin is domesticity. It's the greatest fear that men have who belong to Western Culture. It's centuries old. Like King Phillip, in the 11th or 12th century who decided one day that he was so bored with his dreary life at home with his wife he thought, ""Well, wouldn't it be great if we hit the road and fought... oh... the Saracens."" So he put the word out and was amazed when a million men signed up and all of them wanted to go and fight in distant lands and do terrible things to people rather than stay at home with their families.",So you're saying that Ulysses-- everything he said to his queen when he came back--everything was a lie? He just wanted to around?
So you're saying that Ulysses-- everything he said to his queen when he came back--everything was a lie? He just wanted to around?,Yes.
Yes.,Mmm.
I told them to you and they didn't.,Hard to get good help these days.
Hard to get good help these days.,"But since we're both here, I think it's time to take a fresh look at our relationship."
"But since we're both here, I think it's time to take a fresh look at our relationship.","I didn't get into this business to have ""associates."" And I don't want to join your union. ""Loner-- "" ""Loner gunman."" Get it? ""On my own."" That's the whole point. Why don't you become a cop, or something. You can drink coffee in the morning... with friends!"
"The more things change, the more they well stay the same.",I guess.
I wish he'd do his job already so we could do our job.,We can't do our job unless he does his job.
We can't do our job unless he does his job.,"Why don't we just do his job then, so we can do our job, and get the out of here."
"Why don't we just do his job then, so we can do our job, and get the out of here.",Do his job? I'm not a cold-blooded killer.
Do his job? I'm not a cold-blooded killer.,Wait a minute--
Wait a minute--,"-Look. You want to a Good Guy, but not be a Bad Guy, you wait until a Bad Guy kills the Good Guy, and then you come in and the Bad Guy, and then you're the Good Guy."
"-Look. You want to a Good Guy, but not be a Bad Guy, you wait until a Bad Guy kills the Good Guy, and then you come in and the Bad Guy, and then you're the Good Guy.","So if we do his job, we're the bad guys. If we do our job, we're the good guys."
"So if we do his job, we're the bad guys. If we do our job, we're the good guys.",Yup.
I bought a new rug.,"That's wonderful, Mom."
"That's wonderful, Mom.",What's a revival tent?
What's a revival tent?,It's a place where religious people--
It's a place where religious people--,Marlin Perkins and Jim!
Marlin Perkins and Jim!,Jim?
Jim?,"His assistant. He acted like Marlin's son, only he wasn't. At least they never said he was... I bet they were lovers, faggots. Yes, lovers. Wild Kingdom my"
So what happened to you?,"Same thing that happened to you-- I stopped poutin' there on the sidelines. Got in. Got on the team. I joined the working week, you slick so why don't you valet park your high horse and take it easy on your old buddy, Paul."
"Same thing that happened to you-- I stopped poutin' there on the sidelines. Got in. Got on the team. I joined the working week, you slick so why don't you valet park your high horse and take it easy on your old buddy, Paul.",Fair enough.
What the happened to you?,I was catching up with Bob Destephano.
I was catching up with Bob Destephano.,As long as you had a good time.
"Good evening, Mr. Newberry.","Good evening, Mr. Blank."
"Good evening, Mr. Blank.",How are you? How's business?
How are you? How's business?,"Martin, I don't know where you've been since you abandoned my daughter ten years ago, and I don't care. It was good that you left, and I'm glad you did. So what do you want to talk about? You've grown up a bit. Maybe I had you figured wrong."
"Martin, I don't know where you've been since you abandoned my daughter ten years ago, and I don't care. It was good that you left, and I'm glad you did. So what do you want to talk about? You've grown up a bit. Maybe I had you figured wrong.",How's that?
How's that?,"I visualized you, in a haze, as one of the slackster, flannel-wearing, coffeehouse-misanthropes I've been seeing in Newsweek."
"I visualized you, in a haze, as one of the slackster, flannel-wearing, coffeehouse-misanthropes I've been seeing in Newsweek.",I took the other road. I'm more of a self-reflective young lion who does business with lead-pipe cruelty and goes home to drink light beer in milky-eyes isolation. I love sports and and have no real relationships with anyone. And you?
I took the other road. I'm more of a self-reflective young lion who does business with lead-pipe cruelty and goes home to drink light beer in milky-eyes isolation. I love sports and and have no real relationships with anyone. And you?,"Oh, you know me, Martin. I'm the same old sell-out baby-boomer, exploiting the oppressed I got shot for at Kent State. But why don't we have a drink and forget the whole thing?"
I really wish I could understand why you think this is so necessary.,"Robert, we're losing her. We're losing her. I don't care what the doctors say. The truth is, they don't know anymore than we do -- less, when it comes to Grace... This may not sound sensible or... logical, but nobody's suggesting anything better. I can't explain it, Robert. I just have this feeling... this annoying... bloody feeling that if... if, somehow, Pilgrim can be made all right... then so can Grace. I just know it!"
"... well, I just think she's got a lot of nerve showing up here. Draggin' that child and that poor animal all the way... You eat with those fingers again and you know what'll happen! Frank, don't you think she's got a nerve?","Oh I don't know... According to Tom, she's a pretty determined woman. Must've thought it was worth it."
"Oh I don't know... According to Tom, she's a pretty determined woman. Must've thought it was worth it.","I guess they'll want feeding and all, out here all day long."
"We thought we lost him in the snow storm... Told the kids. Had a funeral for the thing. Finally, snow stops. Staring to warm up. I go out and start cleaning the truck... if that dog doesn't jump out from the back seat covered in snow... I nearly stained myself.",He thought it was a ghost.
"I won't tell you it'll stop feeling this bad... But I can tell you, you didn't do anything wrong... The same thing would have happened to me... or Frank... or Joe... And there's no sense in looking for a reason why things happen... I used to try and... always came up short. I don't think the why so's important as... what we do with what we get. I remember this boy I'd see up on the Blackfeet Reservation. He was sixteen. Great kid. Strong. He'd gone swimming and dived headfirst into a rock. Snapped his neck, paralyzed him... After the accident, I'd look in on him from time to time... and he wasn't there anymore. His mind, his spirit, whatever you want to call it, it just disappeared. And what was left was nothing but anger... It's like the boy I knew just went away somewhere...",I know where he goes.
I know where he goes.,"I know you do. Don't you disappear. You do whatever you have to, to hold on... I'll tell you one more thing... When Pilgrim reared up to face that truck... you know what I think?... I think that horse loved you so much, he was trying to protect you... That's what I think."
"Listen to this ""This is our world now. The world of the electron and the switch, the beauty of the baud. We exist without nationality, skin color, or religious bias. You wage wars, cheat, lie to us and try to make us believe it's for our own good, yet we're the criminals. Yes, I am a criminal. My crime is that of curiosity. I am a hacker and this is my manifesto."" Huh, right, manifesto? ""You may stop me, but you can't stop us all.""",Now that's cool.
Now that's cool.,Cool?
Cool?,"Yeah, cool."
"Yeah, cool.",You think it's cool?
You think it's cool?,It's cool!
It's cool!,It's not cool. It's commie
"How's it going, Ray?","It looks good, sir. We've got an uncorrupted hard drive."
"It looks good, sir. We've got an uncorrupted hard drive.","In English, please. I didn't spend ten years protecting the president so I could finish my career feeling like an idiot."
"In English, please. I didn't spend ten years protecting the president so I could finish my career feeling like an idiot.","I'm sorry, sir. We caught him by surprise, so we don't think he had time to erase his computer files."
"I'm sorry, sir. We caught him by surprise, so we don't think he had time to erase his computer files.","Good. Good man. Alright, let's finish up here, and take him in for interrogation."
"Good. Good man. Alright, let's finish up here, and take him in for interrogation.",Alright sir.
"What are you, or You don't hack a bank across state lines from your house, you'll get nailed by the FBI. Where are your brains, in your Don't you know anything?",man. It's universally
"Cereal, man, you owe me a pack.","It was him, man!"
"It was him, man!",You're psyched. You need to lay off of that
You're psyched. You need to lay off of that,I'm gonna hit you!
"Lauren Murphy is now a wanted felon in the state of Washington. Forgery, Embezzlement, two drug convictions, plus she jumped parole. When she's arrested, she will not have a trial, she will not pass go, she will go directly to jail. Then I change this file back to the original, and your mom disappears.",That's
That's,"What can I tell you. Computers never lie, kid. Your mom will be arrested at work, she'll be handcuffed, and later, searched."
"What can I tell you. Computers never lie, kid. Your mom will be arrested at work, she'll be handcuffed, and later, searched.",You lay a finger on her and I'll you.
You lay a finger on her and I'll you.,"Kid, don't threaten me. There are worse things than death and, uh, I can do all of them!"
"Game's over. Last chance to get out of this without a prison sentence. You're not good enough to beat me, you little","Yeah, maybe I'm not. But we are, you"
"Yeah, maybe I'm not. But we are, you",Give it up! Just give it up.
What the is going on?,Pool on the roof must have a leak.
You sure this sweet machine's not going to waste?,"Crash Override. What was it. ""Mess with the Best, Die Like the Rest?"""
"Crash Override. What was it. ""Mess with the Best, Die Like the Rest?""",Yeah.
Yeah.,Are you challenging me?
Are you challenging me?,Name your stakes.
Name your stakes.,"If I win, you become my"
"If I win, you become my",Your
Your,"You wish. You'll do work, scan, crack copyrights, whatever I want."
"You wish. You'll do work, scan, crack copyrights, whatever I want.",And if I win?
And if I win?,Make it my first born.
Make it my first born.,Make it our first date.
Make it our first date.,You're not gonna win.
You're not gonna win.,And you have to smile.
And you have to smile.,"I don't do dates. But I don't lose either, so you're on."
"Phreakphreakphreakphreakphreak, dudedudedudedudedudedude... I gotta...","Joey, Joey..."
"Joey, Joey...",What? whatwhatwhat?
What? whatwhatwhat?,"One more ""dude"" out of you and I'm gonna slap the outa you, okay? Now I'm trying to save you from yourself but you gotta stop letting your mama dress you, man! : Check it..."
"You guys always think I should know everything, and you never tell me anything. Am I right?","Alright, what are the three most commonly used passwords?"
"Alright, what are the three most commonly used passwords?","Love, secret, and uh, But not in that order, necessarily, right?"
Hello?,"Hey, it's me."
"Hey, it's me.",Phreak?
Phreak?,"I'm freaking! Joey wasn't making it up! He really hacked into Ellingson! He gave me the disc with a file he copied and now I'm in jail! They're charging me with some serious And there's stuff I didn't even do, like inserting some virus called Da Vinci, and they keep asking about you guys."
"I'm freaking! Joey wasn't making it up! He really hacked into Ellingson! He gave me the disc with a file he copied and now I'm in jail! They're charging me with some serious And there's stuff I didn't even do, like inserting some virus called Da Vinci, and they keep asking about you guys.",You think they're going to bust us?
You think they're going to bust us?,"Yeah! You better figure out what's on that disc, cause we're being framed. It's in that place where I put that thing that time?"
"Good morning, Gentlemen. Please be seated. I see we're still dressing in the dark, Eugene.","Once again, don't call me Eugene. A recent unknown intruder penetrated, using a superuser acount, giving him access to our whole system."
"Once again, don't call me Eugene. A recent unknown intruder penetrated, using a superuser acount, giving him access to our whole system.",Precisely what you're paid to prevent.
Precisely what you're paid to prevent.,"Someone didn't bother reading my carefully prepared memo on commonly used passwords. Now, as I so meticulously pointed out, the for most used passwords are love, secret and... So would your holiness care to change her password?"
What the was that all about?,I had to move fast. The hacker copied my garbage file.
I had to move fast. The hacker copied my garbage file.,What?
What?,"I created Mister da Vinci so we could call in the Secret Service. So they'd arrest the hacker, sieze his equipment, things that we can't do on our own."
"I created Mister da Vinci so we could call in the Secret Service. So they'd arrest the hacker, sieze his equipment, things that we can't do on our own.",I don't want to go to jail for this.
I don't want to go to jail for this.,Relax. Think about the 25 million dollars.
Relax. Think about the 25 million dollars.,"But you've created a virus that's going to cause a worldwide ecological disaster, just to arrest some hacker kid?"
"But you've created a virus that's going to cause a worldwide ecological disaster, just to arrest some hacker kid?","Basically, uhmm, yeah. Mmm hmmm."
"Basically, uhmm, yeah. Mmm hmmm.","Jesus. You know, you're sick, Eugene. You..."
"Jesus. You know, you're sick, Eugene. You...","Sh, sh sh sh sh."
What?,My parents baby-sitter canceled.
My parents baby-sitter canceled.,So?
So?,So I have to watch Jamie tonight.
So I have to watch Jamie tonight.,When did you find this out?
When did you find this out?,This morning.
This morning.,Well you found out this morning? Why didn't you tell me before? I mean it's 5 o'clock now
Well you found out this morning? Why didn't you tell me before? I mean it's 5 o'clock now,Don't get angry.
Don't get angry.,I'm not angry it's just
"I mean, you blew off our date at last minute.",So you hop on to the next best thing? I thought you were different from other guys.
So you hop on to the next best thing? I thought you were different from other guys.,"I am different, it's just that I just got off...that's all."
"I am different, it's just that I just got off...that's all.","Oh really? Well, I'll just let you get back to little Ms. Hot"
Brady!,Get back!
Get back!,Brady!
Brady!,No. You son of a
Why wasn't I notified?,About what?
About what?,You know well about what. You let them take it out of here.
You know well about what. You let them take it out of here.,"For Christ sakes. Spare me the speech. I've listened to it for a decade. The fact is that Michael Myers was a federal patient, and a federal prisoner therefore he is subject to federal law."
"For Christ sakes. Spare me the speech. I've listened to it for a decade. The fact is that Michael Myers was a federal patient, and a federal prisoner therefore he is subject to federal law.",We're not talking about any ordinary prisoner Hoffman! We are talking about evil on two legs.
We're not talking about any ordinary prisoner Hoffman! We are talking about evil on two legs.,I can see this is useless.
What the did this?,Looks to me like your out of business. Now I want some answers.
Earl. It's Ted Holster.,You dumb son of a you said you saw Myers.
"Six bodies, Sheriff! That's what I have seen between here and Ridgemont. A filling station in flames. I'm telling you Michael Myers is here in this town. He's here to that little girl and anybody that gets in his way.","Hank, call the troopers and check his story out. And assuming what you say is true.."
"Hank, call the troopers and check his story out. And assuming what you say is true..","Its true, Sheriff."
"Its true, Sheriff.","All right, all right. Its true, what the can we do to avoid a repeat of what happened 10 years ago?"
"All right, all right. Its true, what the can we do to avoid a repeat of what happened 10 years ago?","Find this little girl, get her somewhere safe. Call the local T.V. station. Tell them to get people off the streets and behind locked doors."
How can a man do this Loomis? Tell me.,It isn't a man.
It isn't a man.,What is he? Tell me! What the are we dealing with?
What is he? Tell me! What the are we dealing with?,Evil.
Jesus!,You all right?
You all right?,Sure...
Sure...,"Nothing's going on. Just kids playing pranks, trick or treating, partying, getting high... I have the feeling you're way off on this..."
"Nothing's going on. Just kids playing pranks, trick or treating, partying, getting high... I have the feeling you're way off on this...",You have the wrong feeling.
You have the wrong feeling.,You're not coming up with much to prove me wrong.
You're not coming up with much to prove me wrong.,Exactly what do you need?
Exactly what do you need?,"Well, it's going to take more than fancy talk to keep me up all night creeping around these bushes."
"Well, it's going to take more than fancy talk to keep me up all night creeping around these bushes.","I watched him for fifteen years, sitting in a room staring at a wall, not seeing the wall, seeing past it, seeing THIS NIGHT. He's waited for it, inhumanly patient. Hour after hour, day after day, waiting for some silent, invisible alarm to trigger him. Death has arrived in your little town, sheriff. You can ignore it, or you can help me stop it."
"I watched him for fifteen years, sitting in a room staring at a wall, not seeing the wall, seeing past it, seeing THIS NIGHT. He's waited for it, inhumanly patient. Hour after hour, day after day, waiting for some silent, invisible alarm to trigger him. Death has arrived in your little town, sheriff. You can ignore it, or you can help me stop it.","More fancy talk... You want to know what Haddonfield is? Families. Children, all lined up in rows, up and down these streets. You're telling me they're lined up for a slaughterhouse."
"More fancy talk... You want to know what Haddonfield is? Families. Children, all lined up in rows, up and down these streets. You're telling me they're lined up for a slaughterhouse.",They could be.
They could be.,"I'll stay out with you tonight, Doctor, just on the chance that you're right. And if you are right, you for letting him out."
"I'm not responsible, Sam.",Of course not.
Of course not.,I've given them his profile.
I've given them his profile.,You must have told them we shocked him into a grinning idiot. Two roadblocks and an all-points bulletin wouldn't stop a five-year-old!
"Well, listen, you didn't know me before Frederick. I'd...I'd start with a beer at about ten in the morning, and...go on.","Oh. You must have been, uh, very unhappy."
"Oh. You must have been, uh, very unhappy.","Yeah, unhappy and And I still find the meetings very comforting, you know."
"Well, because I never thought of in my life. Now I'm giving it serious thought.",But Catholicism? Why not your own people?
But Catholicism? Why not your own people?,"Because I got off to a wrong foot with my own thing, you know. B-b- b-but I need a dramatic change in my life. FATHER You're gonna believe in Jesus Christ?"
"Because I got off to a wrong foot with my own thing, you know. B-b- b-but I need a dramatic change in my life. FATHER You're gonna believe in Jesus Christ?","I know it sounds funny, but I'm gonna try."
"I know it sounds funny, but I'm gonna try.",But why? We raised you as a Jew.
But why? We raised you as a Jew.,"So, just 'cause I was born that way... You know, I'm old enough to make a mature decision."
Boy--,"They said I was too offbeat looking, whatever the that means."
"They said I was too offbeat looking, whatever the that means.","Oh, what do they know?"
I came to pay my...,"...get outta my way, you"
"...get outta my way, you","I realize, you're under a lot of...."
"I realize, you're under a lot of....","You put my friend in the ground, with your mickeymouse <u>TaskForce</u>... Izsat the kind of Headlines that Preserve and Promote, you, sir?"
Can you walk? Are your legs working...?,<u>Perhaps</u>... shall we <u>see</u>...?
<u>Perhaps</u>... shall we <u>see</u>...?,"I'm going to cut you loose. With all due respect, Doctor, if you with me, I'll shoot you dead, do you understand...? Do right and you'll live through this."
"I'm going to cut you loose. With all due respect, Doctor, if you with me, I'll shoot you dead, do you understand...? Do right and you'll live through this.",Spoken like a Protestant.
Because you're going to help me plan a party.,You're going to <u>do</u> that?
You're going to <u>do</u> that?,"I'm going to do it, and you're going to catch the bouquet."
"I'm going to do it, and you're going to catch the bouquet.","The Multi-Jurisdiction Task Force: read alphabet soup, for the continued pursuit, and in preparation for the apprehension of the fugitive, Evelda Drumgo. The man's hazing you."
"The Multi-Jurisdiction Task Force: read alphabet soup, for the continued pursuit, and in preparation for the apprehension of the fugitive, Evelda Drumgo. The man's hazing you.",My daddy would say: accept with glee the things you cannot change.
My daddy would say: accept with glee the things you cannot change.,"I'll tell you what: I should go in there, volunteer to fill up his Female Quota."
"I'll tell you what: I should go in there, volunteer to fill up his Female Quota.","Mr. Crawford asked my opinion. Here we've got a purported x-ray, Dr. Lechter's surgery. Do we keep it secret, or broadcast it?"
"Mr. Crawford asked my opinion. Here we've got a purported x-ray, Dr. Lechter's surgery. Do we keep it secret, or broadcast it?","Saying what, ""Look out for a guy with ten fingers...?"""
"Saying what, ""Look out for a guy with ten fingers...?""","Yeah, that's too Hip for the Room."
"Yeah, that's too Hip for the Room.","You stay offa this Alphabet Soup Detail, all this half-baked, cowboy stuff, till after you get your <u>mind</u> cleared.... you don't wanna go out there a half-step <u>slow</u>..."
"You stay offa this Alphabet Soup Detail, all this half-baked, cowboy stuff, till after you get your <u>mind</u> cleared.... you don't wanna go out there a half-step <u>slow</u>...",I don't wanna go out there at <u>all</u>...
I don't wanna go out there at <u>all</u>...,What do you want to do? You want to jam up that sonofabitch Krendler.
What do you want to do? You want to jam up that sonofabitch Krendler.,No. I want to buy a dog.
No. I want to buy a dog.,"What broke <u>you</u> free, Girl?"
"What broke <u>you</u> free, Girl?","I met a man, and His Troubles Were Greater Than Mine..."
Yes.,What does <u>that</u> mean?
What does <u>that</u> mean?,"I saw a man today, a man so hideously deformed who'll spend his life in a hospital bbb..."
"I saw a man today, a man so hideously deformed who'll spend his life in a hospital bbb...","Yes, so you said. But what does that mean: to go beyond The Institution."
"Yes, so you said. But what does that mean: to go beyond The Institution.",If <u>he</u> could overcome... his need for... for self-<u>ratification</u>...
If <u>he</u> could overcome... his need for... for self-<u>ratification</u>...,...would you use a small word?
...would you use a small word?,For approval.
For approval.,What's wrong with approval? You admired that man.
What's wrong with approval? You admired that man.,Yes.
Yes.,"How do you think that made him feel? What does that <u>mean</u>, ""to go beyond the institution...?"""
"How do you think that made him feel? What does that <u>mean</u>, ""to go beyond the institution...?""",I told that woman I'm an orphan.
I told that woman I'm an orphan.,...you <u>are</u> an orphan.
...you <u>are</u> an orphan.,"But... but....but.... you're <u>right</u>. I used it. To <u>bargain</u>. For her <u>sympathy</u>... I <u>used</u> it--to ""whore myself out""--"
"But... but....but.... you're <u>right</u>. I used it. To <u>bargain</u>. For her <u>sympathy</u>... I <u>used</u> it--to ""whore myself out""--","Welcome to the human race. Do you know, there are people who admire you? Reasonable people. Why don't you <u>find</u> them...?"
"It's funny, when I first met you I thought you were such a still think you're a nut, but you're my nut.",Yeah...Are we going to do it or what? I still haven't packed.
Yeah...Are we going to do it or what? I still haven't packed.,Why are you being so grouchy--This is an important night for us...
Why are you being so grouchy--This is an important night for us...,Adam. Dollface. We had a physical relationship that served a purpose and now...
Adam. Dollface. We had a physical relationship that served a purpose and now...,"But, but that was before we started sharing stuff. Before I told you how I cried when Peepers died. I never told anyone that before."
"But, but that was before we started sharing stuff. Before I told you how I cried when Peepers died. I never told anyone that before.","And this Peepers was your...dog? If it makes you feel better, I probably wasn't paying attention."
"And this Peepers was your...dog? If it makes you feel better, I probably wasn't paying attention.",That doesn't make me feel better! Why are you being like this?
That doesn't make me feel better! Why are you being like this?,Don't raise your voice at--I gave you the ultimate male nothing on the side. Don't pretend we shared anything other than fluids.
Don't raise your voice at--I gave you the ultimate male nothing on the side. Don't pretend we shared anything other than fluids.,"Stop it, stop it, you satanic"
"Make it seem you have this comfortable, mysterious life and you don't give a whether she's a part of it. Oh, and bring up India, Talia has this obsession... Whoa, Donald, play hard to get, not hard to want...Let Talia know that your goofy act is just something you do for the kids....","It is? I don't know about this, Wichita. Am I even right for Talia? ] What About Wendy? I mean, you and ] Wendy--how are you and Wendy... ] ] WICHITA ] Complicated. Extremely. ] ] Wichita and Donald drift closer toward the head-setted Wendy, ] who stands to the side of the searchers like a commandant. ] ] WENDY ] Now remember, people, let's keep ] away from the mountain. Repeat... ] ] There you are. Could you possibly ] do one thing and help keep the ] campers away from.... ] ] WICHITA ] ] Hey everybody, we're climbing the ] mountain! ]"
Howdy Pouty.,"I was pretty confident that I was going to blow it with Talia, but I must say, I outdid myself."
"I was pretty confident that I was going to blow it with Talia, but I must say, I outdid myself.","She's still at me and took it out on you. We should have taken it slower. It's hard to operate in the woods. Much easier in, like a club. Tell the girl you've got to go do something, leave her view, take way too long until she is worried that you're not coming back. Just as she starts feeling awful, you come up from behind and touch her neck..."
"She's still at me and took it out on you. We should have taken it slower. It's hard to operate in the woods. Much easier in, like a club. Tell the girl you've got to go do something, leave her view, take way too long until she is worried that you're not coming back. Just as she starts feeling awful, you come up from behind and touch her neck...",You are the prince of the darkness.
"Don't forget, when you get home, O.B.'s. They're created by a female gynecologist.","Yeah, an insane female gynecologist! Hayley, don't listen to her."
"Yeah, an insane female gynecologist! Hayley, don't listen to her.","They're the easiest to shoplift, okay? No woman should have to pay for something forced-on-her-without- choice by Nature...what's the matter, Hayley? ] ] As they playfully bicker, Hayley gazes, with a tinge of ] longing, to Vanessa and the Bombshellettes parked at a picnic ] table, flirting up a storm with their cute-boy-counterparts. ] ] TALIA ] What do you think--it's the Last ] Night of Camp Dance. ] ] PIXEL ] What are you saying? She doesn't need ] some <u>boy</u> to validate her summer ] experience! ] ] TALIA ] Oh of course she does, you dumb ] Just because we're feminist, ] doesn't mean we have to be totally ] abnormal. ] ] PIXEL ] Hayley back me up... ] ] HAYLEY ] ] One dance would be kind of ] nice...Don't hate me, Pixel. ] ] PIXEL ] ] I don't. Now go away, Talia and I ] need to huddle... ]"
You'll be hiding behind a tree.,The oak where Jocelyn sprained her ankle.
The oak where Jocelyn sprained her ankle.,"Exactly. When we get into the clearing, I'll turn on my sexy moves. Wichita will go for it or he'll shoot me down. Either way, you come away with knowledge."
"One day they'll find a cure for AIDS. They'll never find one for It's kind of funny, most movies and stories with a bunch of camp counselors has some serial psycho in the woods with a chainsaw who systematically butchers everybody one by one.",Yeah. And?
Yeah. And?,It's just funny...who needs a serial psycho in the woods with a chainsaw when we have ourselves.
"Who wants to go tell the Anti-christ to take a ""time-out?""","Talia, just because you happen to be Jewish, doesn't mean you can make fun of someone desecrating the Lord's body..."
"Talia, just because you happen to be Jewish, doesn't mean you can make fun of someone desecrating the Lord's body...","Yes, it does."
...and it hurts too much to keep these feelings inside me any longer...,"Talia, you know how important our friendship is to me and I would never do anything to..."
"Talia, you know how important our friendship is to me and I would never do anything to...","""...how important our friendship..."" Not that old--Oh what have I done?"
"""...how important our friendship..."" Not that old--Oh what have I done?","Talia, you're a wonderful person..."
"Talia, you're a wonderful person...","Stop, stop, what was I thinking...out in the wilderness. Under the stars. I've ruined every--"
"Stop, stop, what was I thinking...out in the wilderness. Under the stars. I've ruined every--",I just never thought of you in that...
I just never thought of you in that...,"I gotta...I gotta go do a ""bunk check."" Or some thing."
What in the did you do that for?,"I-unno...Don't worry, I had everything on the hand memorized."
"I-unno...Don't worry, I had everything on the hand memorized.",That's not what I was worried about.
"Oh you know, Bosnia, the importance of the right to vote...","Yeah, we talked about too. Oberon must be sweating in his sleep."
"Yeah, we talked about too. Oberon must be sweating in his sleep.",We had fun. I even got along with Talia-- for about three minutes. I don't know why she hates me so much...
We had fun. I even got along with Talia-- for about three minutes. I don't know why she hates me so much...,Yes you do.
Yes you do.,Yeah. I guess I do.
Yeah. I guess I do.,Talia's a rock. She'll be fine...
"We have more in common than you think, Wendy dear. I loved summer camp when I was young and I love it now. It's important. Between school, family, friends, playstations, basic cable, and the Internet, it's possible to go your whole life without listening to your soul. Out here, in nature, away from the surrounded by reminders of who I once was...I get recharged. Now who's the dork?","Gosh, this is really a great conversation--I can't believe I said that out loud."
"Gosh, this is really a great conversation--I can't believe I said that out loud.","You know, this reminds me of the time we were talking about something and then just started kissing..."
"I missed you. I know I'm not as, as exciting as your other friends.",That's Just shoot.
"Betty, your daydreams are a lot better than my realities, believe me. I'm afraid though it's time to get your butt kicked.",Ronnie!
"I have a little prepared speech I give when my suitor wants more than I'd like to give him.... Gee Blank, I had a nice....",Save the speeches for Malcom X. I just wanna get laid.
Save the speeches for Malcom X. I just wanna get laid.,You don't deserve my speech!
Will somebody please tell me why I read this spy,Because you're an idiot.
Because you're an idiot.,"Oh yeah, that's it."
Will somebody please tell me why I smoke these things?,Because you're an idiot.
Because you're an idiot.,"Oh yeah, that's it."
If you're going to openly be a,"I'm sorry, it's just why can't we talk to different kinds of people?"
"I'm sorry, it's just why can't we talk to different kinds of people?","me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa? If I did, I probably wouldn't mind talking to the Geek Squad."
"You wanted to become a member of the most powerful clique in the school. If I wasn't already the head of it, I'd want the same thing.",I'm sorry? What are you oozing about?
I'm sorry? What are you oozing about?,"That episode with the note back there was for all of us to enjoy, but you're determined to ruin my day."
"That episode with the note back there was for all of us to enjoy, but you're determined to ruin my day.",We made a girl want to consider suicide. What a scream. What a jest.
We made a girl want to consider suicide. What a scream. What a jest.,Come on you You know you used to have a sense of humor.
You,You
Veronica. And Jesse James. Quelle surprise. Hear about Veronica's affection for regurgitation?,"We both said a lot of things we didn't mean, last night."
"We both said a lot of things we didn't mean, last night.",Did we? How the hell'd you get in here?
they won't expell him. They'll just suspend him for a week or something.,He used a real gun. They should throw his in jail.
What. A. Martyr. Understand; Martha couldn't take the heat so she got out of the kitchen. Just think what a better place the world would be if every followed her cue.,Just shut up and turn on the radio. Hot Probs is on.
Just shut up and turn on the radio. Hot Probs is on.,Oh yeah.
"Heather, why can't you just be a friend? Why are you such a MegaBitch?","Because I can be! The same cheek, goddamnit! Why are you pulling my Do you think, do you really think, if Betty Finn's fairy godmother made <u>her</u> Cool, she'd still act nice and hang with her dweebette friends? No way! Uh-Uh!"
"Veronica, you look like","Yeah, I just got back."
It's not perfect. I don't really like my friends.,I don't really like your friends either.
I don't really like your friends either.,It's like they're just people I work with and our job is being popular and
It's like they're just people I work with and our job is being popular and,Maybe it's time for a vacation.
I guess I don't know what the I'm talking about.,"I know exactly what the you're talking about and you're right, you don't know what the you're talking about. Let's just grow up, be adults, and die."
"I know exactly what the you're talking about and you're right, you don't know what the you're talking about. Let's just grow up, be adults, and die.",Good plan.
Good plan.,"But before that, I'd like to see Heather Chandler puke her guts out."
"I'm a Pine-Sol man, myself.",Don't be a That stuff'll her.
Something tells me you picked up the wrong cup.,No sherlock. I can't believe it. I just killed my best friend.
No sherlock. I can't believe it. I just killed my best friend.,And your worst enemy.
And your worst enemy.,"Same difference. Oh jesus, I'm gonna..."
What is this,I'm doing a favor for Heather. A double date. I tried to tell you at the funeral but you rode off.
"You shoulda stuck around, Ms. Fleming wants to redefine the high school experience.",She wants to ignore the high school experience. Our way's better. We scare people into not being assholes.
She wants to ignore the high school experience. Our way's better. We scare people into not being assholes.,Don't <u>even</u> talk about that stuff!
You can be so immature!,You kids are making too much noise.
I'm going to make this Ms. Pauline thing work. Lines of communication between the cliques. You were a phase....,Phase my You'll be <u>back</u>! I'm storming Normandy beaches and you're running in place with Pauline Fonda's airhead peacenik exercise program. Have to stay tough! You'll be back.
Who does that new kid think he is with that coat? Bo Diddley?,Veronica is into his act. No doubt.
Veronica is into his act. No doubt.,Let's kick his
Let's kick his,"we're seniors, Ram. Too old for that Let's give him a scare though."
You going to eat this?,"What did your <u>boyfriend</u> say when you told him you were moving to Sherwood, Ohio?"
"What did your <u>boyfriend</u> say when you told him you were moving to Sherwood, Ohio?",Answer him
Answer him,"Hey Ram, doesn't this cafeteria have a No Allowed Rule?"
That pudwapper just stepped on my foot.,Let's kick his
Let's kick his,"Cool off, we're seniors."
"Cool off, we're seniors.",Geek!
"Is it sleeping, dude?","I think so, man."
"I think so, man.",Then get over on my side. Oh cowtipping is the greatest.
Then get over on my side. Oh cowtipping is the greatest.,Punch it in!
and Drugs and HBO is all I ever need! Whoa! Can you hear me! Hello Tokyo! I said and Drugs and...,"Shut the up, all right."
"Shut the up, all right.","Lighten up, dude. In those woods is some of the finest in the school and we don't even have to buy it a hamburger and a Diet Coke. Punch it in!"
Turn that back on!,"This condescending junk makes suicide seem like a cool thing to do. Hey kids, make your parents and teachers feel like Get the respect in death you'll never get in life."
My name is Gina!,It's a letter from the school . . . from Miss Stewart.
It's a letter from the school . . . from Miss Stewart.,What does old Stew want?
What does old Stew want?,She says the standard of your work is slipping. At this rate she doesn't think you'll get School Certificate.
She says the standard of your work is slipping. At this rate she doesn't think you'll get School Certificate.,Who cares!
Who cares!,I care . . . your father cares . . . we want you to have a good education.
I care . . . your father cares . . . we want you to have a good education.,I'm educating myself!
I'm educating myself!,You're failing English . . . you used to be top of the class- PAULINE I'm doing my own writing!
You're failing English . . . you used to be top of the class- PAULINE I'm doing my own writing!,snatches up an exercise book from a large pile.
snatches up an exercise book from a large pile.,These stories are not going to get you School Certificate! You don't seriously think anyone's going to publish them?
These stories are not going to get you School Certificate! You don't seriously think anyone's going to publish them?,What do you know? You wouldn't know the first thing about writing. You're the most ignorant person I've ever met!
What do you know? You wouldn't know the first thing about writing. You're the most ignorant person I've ever met!,is very angry.
is very angry.,You're rude . . . rude and insolent! I don't see why I should keep a horrid child like you at school a minute longer.
You're rude . . . rude and insolent! I don't see why I should keep a horrid child like you at school a minute longer.,I don't wanna be in bloody school!
I don't wanna be in bloody school!,All right! You go out there and get a job and you well pay your own way!
"I'm bloody dressing as fast as I can, for God's sake!",Open this door!
I'm saving them for a rainy day.,gives her a sympathetic look.
gives her a sympathetic look.,"I know it's hard for you being in here, but it is for the good of your health."
"I know it's hard for you being in here, but it is for the good of your health.","They sent me off to the Bahamas ""for the good of my health."" They sent me to the Bay of bloody Islands ""for the good of my health."""
"They sent me off to the Bahamas ""for the good of my health."" They sent me to the Bay of bloody Islands ""for the good of my health.""",looks startled at the outburst.
looks startled at the outburst.,"I'm sorry, Mrs. Rieper. I'm feeling quite fatigued."
"I'm sorry, Mrs. Rieper. I'm feeling quite fatigued.","We don't want to tire you out, dear."
"We don't want to tire you out, dear.",stands and picks up her handbag. Pauline stands and Juliet grabs her hand.
stands and picks up her handbag. Pauline stands and Juliet grabs her hand.,"Can't you stay a bit longer, Paul?"
But you're not Mrs. Rieper!,I put on a lot of weight over Christmas.
You'll never guess what's happened!!,What??
What??,John has fallen in love with me!
John has fallen in love with me!,That idiot boarder?
I'm sure they'll notice things missing.,They'll blame the bloody housekeeper. She nicks stuff all the times!
Trevor what is the metric probability of you getting any work done at all today?,"Hey Bret. Christ, my head feels like a split coconut."
"Hey Bret. Christ, my head feels like a split coconut.",Dude there is a track on the carpet between here and the bathroom. It was made by your You've been dragging it all week. What happened to you yesterday?
Must be nice.,What?
What?,Getting paid for doing
Bret... what the,"Tonight was supposed to be the night, Trevor. Remember? I couldn't believe you went through five dart games and didn't even joke about it."
"Tonight was supposed to be the night, Trevor. Remember? I couldn't believe you went through five dart games and didn't even joke about it.",Bret. What the is going on?
Bret. What the is going on?,We were gonna be millionaires you said. Nobody'd suspect a thing. I had never even met her. No connection. Then you went and had that car accident.
We were gonna be millionaires you said. Nobody'd suspect a thing. I had never even met her. No connection. Then you went and had that car accident.,Bret you are making no sense whatsoever.
Bret you are making no sense whatsoever.,"I followed her Trevor. I got to know her life. And what a boring one it was. Six a.m. gym, nine a.m. trendy coffee shop, noon bookstore, one soap operas, four o'clock news, five wait for Trevor to come home. And wait and wait and wait. Nine o'clock get ready for bed."
"Get back here, junior bean counter. This is your supervisor speaking.","Please, Gwen. You're- you're all over me."
"Please, Gwen. You're- you're all over me.","How do you think you got this job, Mmm. I'm still tingling all over from our little midnight swim."
"And besides, I thought, to with it... it's okay if you only married me for my money.","Really, why's that?"
"Really, why's that?",I only married you for your body.
What evidence?,"For one thing there were no skid marks on that bridge, the tires were all intact, from what we could tell, nothing wrong internally with the vehicle either. Like the car had been driven off the bridge intentionally."
"For one thing there were no skid marks on that bridge, the tires were all intact, from what we could tell, nothing wrong internally with the vehicle either. Like the car had been driven off the bridge intentionally.",It should all in the report. I told you guys everything. She was giving birth in the car. She grabbed the wheel and I lost control.
It should all in the report. I told you guys everything. She was giving birth in the car. She grabbed the wheel and I lost control.,"I did read that, yes. What hospital were you going to? I mean the Lodovico Street Bridge isn't exactly on the way to Mercy General."
Please Larry. Pretend you like me and humor me.,"Seeing you were her sole benefactor, and I'm the executive of the will, Kirsty's entire estate would have to be donated to the city."
"Seeing you were her sole benefactor, and I'm the executive of the will, Kirsty's entire estate would have to be donated to the city.",Hello? City? Cops? It's a conspiracy!
Hello? City? Cops? It's a conspiracy!,Pardon my glibness Trevor but you sound like a raving lunatic. The next time you seek counsel it should be of the psychiatric type. You're obviously on the verge of some nervous collapse.
Pardon my glibness Trevor but you sound like a raving lunatic. The next time you seek counsel it should be of the psychiatric type. You're obviously on the verge of some nervous collapse.,Thanks for your concern Larry. And you too.
What do you want?!,Who the are you talking to?
Wait... what the is this...,Surrender yourself... surrender yourself...
"Whoa, I have serious space issues, dude. What do you want?","I... think we need to talk, there's something really strange going on..."
"I... think we need to talk, there's something really strange going on...",Hey you're the guy from down the hall.
Hey you're the guy from down the hall.,"Come on, quit around. Listen it's about... what we did together last night."
"Come on, quit around. Listen it's about... what we did together last night.",WHAT?!
And you pulled people out? You're... a hero.,"Nah, I it up. I was tryin' to impress this kid, don't ask me why. I was gonna rescue his old man, but I couldn't find the poor He musta blew up. I got the outta there. I didn't have the nerve to face the kid."
"Nah, I it up. I was tryin' to impress this kid, don't ask me why. I was gonna rescue his old man, but I couldn't find the poor He musta blew up. I got the outta there. I didn't have the nerve to face the kid.",A lotta people wouldn't have tried. It was pretty brave even trying...
A lotta people wouldn't have tried. It was pretty brave even trying...,Try
"Sell it to him. You get a couple bucks, it pays for the ride. I got a job, nice apartment. I do okay.",They interview you or anything? At the plane crash?
They interview you or anything? At the plane crash?,"Hey, do I look crazy? I don't go for that interviews, media. They're manipulators. ""Keep a low profile,"" that's my motto."
That's for Ga... Ms. Gayley.,"What am I, a postman? I'm way the up here, I'm scared a heights, and you want me to deliver a letter? Put a stamp on it for Chrissake!"
"What am I, a postman? I'm way the up here, I'm scared a heights, and you want me to deliver a letter? Put a stamp on it for Chrissake!","That's close enough. It's a confession. The truth. Jesus, I'm sorry, LaPlante. I had the shoe, you said you didn't want, publicity because of your legal problems."
"That's close enough. It's a confession. The truth. Jesus, I'm sorry, LaPlante. I had the shoe, you said you didn't want, publicity because of your legal problems.",I don't recall saying I didn't want a million bucks...
I don't recall saying I didn't want a million bucks...,"I never really thought they'd go for it. And then... you didn't come forward, they investigated my war record... I kept expecting you to show up and expose me..."
"I never really thought they'd go for it. And then... you didn't come forward, they investigated my war record... I kept expecting you to show up and expose me...","I was in the can, for Chrissake."
"I was in the can, for Chrissake.",The bathroom! For two days?
The bathroom! For two days?,"Jail! Listen, Bubber... This is crazy. We could fall off of here."
"Jail! Listen, Bubber... This is crazy. We could fall off of here.",You should go in. You're risking your life again...
You should go in. You're risking your life again...,"I'm beginning to... be aware of that, John. Listen, I'm not gonna do nothing heroic here, you can trust me on that, buddy. Whaddaya say we just sit down for a while. I don't have no tricks, I'm not that smart. You could, like, rest up for the jump."
"You got those people out of the plane, LaPlante, not me.","You <u>woulda</u> gone in there, you wouldn'ta thought twice... Trust me on that, that's the kinda guy you are. For a guy like me, it's a momentary loss of sanity. I wasn't thinking clearly. Listen, I'm no hero, John. I just want some dough and maybe a little favor. How much didja spend already on all that do-gooder You didn't spend it <u>all</u> didja?"
"You <u>woulda</u> gone in there, you wouldn'ta thought twice... Trust me on that, that's the kinda guy you are. For a guy like me, it's a momentary loss of sanity. I wasn't thinking clearly. Listen, I'm no hero, John. I just want some dough and maybe a little favor. How much didja spend already on all that do-gooder You didn't spend it <u>all</u> didja?","Well, I donated a lot to different causes, uh... La..."
"Well, I donated a lot to different causes, uh... La...",Bernie. Call me Bernie.
Bernie. Call me Bernie.,"--but there's a lot of it still left, uh, Bernie. Almost half."
"I dunno. It was... an impulse. Me, wearing my good shoes.","Same with me, pretending I was you. An impulse. Why not? I had this shoe."
"Same with me, pretending I was you. An impulse. Why not? I had this shoe.","There was this kid there saying, ""Go in there and save my father, mister."" And I'm thinking about my boy Joey and this fireman my wife's seeing. It was like I was supposed to save myself."
"There was this kid there saying, ""Go in there and save my father, mister."" And I'm thinking about my boy Joey and this fireman my wife's seeing. It was like I was supposed to save myself.","Yeah, and with me it was like I was supposed to pretend the shoe was mine."
"Yeah, and with me it was like I was supposed to pretend the shoe was mine.","So now you gotta wear it, you poor Everyday you gotta be everybody's hero. People watching you all the time. Waiting for you to make... a slip. Slip up."
"Looking... good, partner. Hang in there.","Y-you're a saint, John."
"What is it, five days now I don't see you!","'Cause I'm up to my in is why. I'm broke, plus I got legal problems... Nobody was asking for me, huh?"
I didn't even know you had a kid.,"The thing about kids is, they're so... young! They don't know nothin' yet. When you're a kid, you think you're gonna grow up an' be a ""wonderful person"" instead of an like everybody else."
"The thing about kids is, they're so... young! They don't know nothin' yet. When you're a kid, you think you're gonna grow up an' be a ""wonderful person"" instead of an like everybody else.","We're all assholes, Bernie?"
"We're all assholes, Bernie?","When I was a kid, I thought I was gonna be this fantastic wonderful heroic human being."
"For God's sake, tell him I'm on my way. Let's go, Chucky. A police escort is gonna pick us up en route. You too, LaPlante.",Me!
Me!,"If you're not in the car in ten seconds, I'll have the cops pick you up."
"If you're not in the car in ten seconds, I'll have the cops pick you up.",The cops! What kinda is this? Is this America or -- ?
The cops! What kinda is this? Is this America or -- ?,"Here! Here... ten, thirty, fifty bucks. How much have you got, Chucky? Give Mister LaPlante your money."
"You remember where I said how I was gonna explain about life, buddy? Well, the thing about life is... it gets weird. See people are always gonna be talking to you about ""truth."" Everybody always knows what the truth is, like it was toilet paper or something and they got a supply in the closet. But what you learn as you get older is, there ain't no truth. All there is is . Layers of it. One layer of on top of another. So what you do in life, like when you get older, is you pick the layer of you prefer and that's <u>your</u> so to speak. You got that?","Uh, no."
"Uh, no.","Mmmmm. Well, it's complicated. Maybe when you're older. Anyhow, what I'm gonna tell you here is in strict confidence, okay? It don't go no further. What happened is, you remember that night I was gonna take you to the movies an' it was raining like a sonofabitch, ..?"
"Now you help me up. Boy, you seem... taller. It must be psychological... now that I know you saved my life...",Gale! I can't go through with this! It's... it's all wrong!'
Gale! I can't go through with this! It's... it's all wrong!',You're doing fine. You didn't actually lift me though. It was more like you supported me.
You're doing fine. You didn't actually lift me though. It was more like you supported me.,That's not what I mean...
That's not what I mean...,"There, like that. Kind of, uh, sexy. You can support me anytime, John."
"There, like that. Kind of, uh, sexy. You can support me anytime, John.",Gale...
Gale...,I just remembered. You were talking about bodybuilding and swearing.
I just remembered. You were talking about bodybuilding and swearing.,Bodybuilding!
"LaPlante! That I don't... Hey, is that you, from the tee vee? In person?","We're from Channel Four, yes. We'd like to find --"
"We're from Channel Four, yes. We'd like to find --","""This is Gale Gayley for Channel Four News!"" Incredible. Unbelievable! For Bernie LaPlante! He's a celebrity now? 'Cause he stole <u>paint</u>?"
"""This is Gale Gayley for Channel Four News!"" Incredible. Unbelievable! For Bernie LaPlante! He's a celebrity now? 'Cause he stole <u>paint</u>?","We couldn't find his name on the buzzer or on the mailbox, but..."
Did you hear that?,What?
What?,Did you hear what he said?
Did you hear what he said?,What?
What?,"He made, you know, a remark."
"He made, you know, a remark.","Honey, are you okay?"
"Honey, are you okay?",#NAME?
#NAME?,"Honey, the meeting today is going to be fine. Don't get in an uproar."
"Honey, the meeting today is going to be fine. Don't get in an uproar.",I know. It's just having to pass muster with these juniors before the senior partner even agrees to see me.
I know. It's just having to pass muster with these juniors before the senior partner even agrees to see me.,"It's just a dumb game they play. You want to be at a bigger firm, get used to the politics."
What the What is this? A joke?,"No joke, Lieutenant."
"No joke, Lieutenant.",Where's the guy we saw in the beginning -- what's his name...?
Where's the guy we saw in the beginning -- what's his name...?,Parker. We found him knocked out in the can.
Parker. We found him knocked out in the can.,If he was knocked out in the can how could be walking across the lobby?
"I'm in the middle of an interrogation, Captain.","Interrogation's over, Bedsoe."
"Interrogation's over, Bedsoe.",What?
What?,Cut him loose. The D.A. says you ain't got on this guy.
Cut him loose. The D.A. says you ain't got on this guy.,You don't understand. About seven years ago we found the body of a guy named Vasilnic in Jersey. A week later in the parking lot of Madison Square Garden we found Iman Fasil. Three days after that Luman Castageer was found in an alley. The fourth body we've never been able to identify. All four men died from decapitation. Nash was our primary suspect -- but he disappeared.
You don't understand. About seven years ago we found the body of a guy named Vasilnic in Jersey. A week later in the parking lot of Madison Square Garden we found Iman Fasil. Three days after that Luman Castageer was found in an alley. The fourth body we've never been able to identify. All four men died from decapitation. Nash was our primary suspect -- but he disappeared.,It's circumstantial.
"I am stronger than you, Highlander.",That's what the Kurgan said.
That's what the Kurgan said.,The Kurgan was a
"And by doing so, he would've known we have spies in his organization.","Yes, sir. But what about the disks? If the cops end up with the disks, we're gonna see a whole lot of heat."
"Yes, sir. But what about the disks? If the cops end up with the disks, we're gonna see a whole lot of heat.","I hate that Mickey Mouse I hated his father, and I hate Sonny, too. Always with the tan."
"I hate that Mickey Mouse I hated his father, and I hate Sonny, too. Always with the tan.",What do you want to do?
What do you want to do?,"Our people out there, they good people? People in the right place?"
"Our people out there, they good people? People in the right place?",The best.
The best.,"Sonny's a If he pulls this off, fine--life goes on. But if the cops end up with those disks, we cut our losses."
"Sonny's a If he pulls this off, fine--life goes on. But if the cops end up with those disks, we cut our losses.",I understand.
I understand.,I want a message sent: No fuckups allowed.
I want a message sent: No fuckups allowed.,I'll make the call.
"Mars, watch the cops! Kevin! Watch the back of the house!",You won't die if you let me help.
You won't die if you let me help., 
 ,"But if you stay in this house, I can promise you this --"
"But if you stay in this house, I can promise you this --",<u>Shut up! Shut up and get on the floor</u>!
<u>Shut up! Shut up and get on the floor</u>!,You can't imagine the you're going to get.
"Try to act cool, okay? He's gonna think you're a",Robbing this place is gonna put you back in prison.
Robbing this place is gonna put you back in prison.,"Not if they don't catch us, Kevin."
"Not if they don't catch us, Kevin.","We got jobs, man; we're working. Why even take the chance?"
"We got jobs, man; we're working. Why even take the chance?","Because if you don't take the chance, you're already dead."
Someone should stay with Mr. Smith. What if he wakes up?,"That's why we tied him, Now come here and see this --"
We're cool.,Let me speak to Mr. Smith. I want to hear it from him.
Let me speak to Mr. Smith. I want to hear it from him.,you. I'm running this You talk to me.
you. I'm running this You talk to me.,"How about your two friends? You don't have a man dying in there, do you?"
"How about your two friends? You don't have a man dying in there, do you?",They're fine.
Now I understand. That helps. I can make them understand that.,Okay.
Okay.,Let me come get him.
Let me come get him.,that! You bastards will jump me!
that! You bastards will jump me!,"If you won't let me come in, then put him outside."
"If you won't let me come in, then put him outside.",You'll cap my as soon as I step out the door!
You'll cap my as soon as I step out the door!,"You've already helped yourself once, Dennis; be smart again. If you save his life, it'll help when you get to court."
"That's right. That's a good idea, Mars.","Find something: Extension cords, rope, wire--we'll have to tie them tight."
"Find something: Extension cords, rope, wire--we'll have to tie them tight.","Find something, Kevin. Don't just stand there. And tie this too. I don't want him waking up and goin' Rambo on us."
What the is that?,They'll cut the power.
"You mean he <u>left</u>, as in went out the front door?",I overheard him with the girl.
I overheard him with the girl.,That Even when I want to turn myself in he screws it up! Did he take the kids with him?
That Even when I want to turn myself in he screws it up! Did he take the kids with him?,I don't know.
I don't know.,"Jesus, get upstairs and find out! If he took those kids, we're"
How did you get this number?,"Mr. Jones is dead. So are two of his men. The other three are in jail. I have the disks. I have Walter Smith. And you know what, you I have you."
"Mr. Jones is dead. So are two of his men. The other three are in jail. I have the disks. I have Walter Smith. And you know what, you I have you.",I have your family. Don't forget that.
I have your family. Don't forget that.,I also have a couple of million in cash. Call Sonny Benza. Ask if I can keep it.
No one's coming.,That big nailed my windows.
That big nailed my windows.,"Mine, too."
"Mine, too.",We can use the crawlspace to get downstairs. Then we can run for it.
We can use the crawlspace to get downstairs. Then we can run for it.,No! I'm not going to leave Daddy with them!
I want to know what in you're doing.,I'm looking for you. I need your tactical unit.
I'm looking for you. I need your tactical unit.,"I'm not You can't get out of here fast enough, then you take back command; you agree to wait on Smith, then you risk everything in a stunt to get him out --"
"I'm not You can't get out of here fast enough, then you take back command; you agree to wait on Smith, then you risk everything in a stunt to get him out --","Don't question me, Captain! This is <u>my</u> crime scene!"
"Don't question me, Captain! This is <u>my</u> crime scene!","-- then when you get him, you near assault the man in the ambulance! <u>What</u> <u>is going on</u>?"
In a few minutes the white phone is going to ring. So let's get our straight before that happens.,You used to be a cop. All of you used to be cops. I can tell by the way you move.
You used to be a cop. All of you used to be cops. I can tell by the way you move.,Don't worry about what we used to be.
Don't worry about what we used to be.,How do you people expect this to work? The Sheriffs have a Crisis Response Team here.
How do you people expect this to work? The Sheriffs have a Crisis Response Team here.,What's my name?
What's my name?,What?
What?,I asked you my name. You just saw my commission slip. What's my name?
I asked you my name. You just saw my commission slip. What's my name?,Special Agent Jones.
Special Agent Jones.,Think of me that way and you won't up. I'll handle the Sheriffs.
We've got to get those kids out of there!,Not until the man calls.
Not until the man calls.,Those kids are in there with a psychopath! He <u>kills</u> people!
Those kids are in there with a psychopath! He <u>kills</u> people!,They've been in there all day.
"Don't just fuckin' sit there, Do you understand?",What do you want?
What do you want?,These guys are going to take hold of you. Don't freak out. It's for your own good.
I guess we each have something the other wants.,I guess we do.
I guess we do.,My people are good to go. You know who I mean?
My people are good to go. You know who I mean?,Your phony FBI assholes.
Your phony FBI assholes.,"We're almost home, you and me. Keep your together. This isn't L.A."
"We're almost home, you and me. Keep your together. This isn't L.A.",What do you mean by that?
What do you mean by that?,You don't want another dead child on your conscience.
"Congratulations, Colonel. You have saved us all.",Congratulations. You should spit in my face.
Congratulations. You should spit in my face.,"Excuse me, Colonel."
"Excuse me, Colonel.","We think you are dirt, less than dirt, worthless."
"We think you are dirt, less than dirt, worthless.",I don't understand.
I don't understand.,"Don't me, Paul. You're the smartest man here. You have them all eating out of your hand. You'd own this hotel, except for one thing."
Holy Holy,What is it?
You see that!,Oh my
"Let’s go, Jock.","Go! What the sort of journalists are we, running from a war? I'm ashamed. Are you? Well, are ya'?"
"Go! What the sort of journalists are we, running from a war? I'm ashamed. Are you? Well, are ya'?",You’re
"Paul, how the are ya'?","I am delighted to see you, Mr. Daglish."
"I am delighted to see you, Mr. Daglish.",They moved you from the Diplomat?
They moved you from the Diplomat?,Promoted. House Manager.
Promoted. House Manager.,"Good for you. We're having a little trouble, Paul. We booked five rooms, but..."
"This is a Rolex, I can't take it.",Take it for Christ sake. I wish it was a aeroplane.
"Take a bow, Steven, you've outdone yourself tonight -- scared holy out of even me.","If that's the fact, Price, okay, you've had your fun -- now open the --"
"It's not, baby. Just a matter of minutes now, before somebody pulls the trigger --","-- but nobody has yet, Donald. They just haven't been brought to that breaking point. They have to believe proof-positive that their lives are in danger."
"-- but nobody has yet, Donald. They just haven't been brought to that breaking point. They have to believe proof-positive that their lives are in danger.",How much more do they need than your death at his hands?
How much more do they need than your death at his hands?,"But they didn't see it happen, they still have doubts. What we need is another body, and Steven's bloody hands right next to it!"
"But they didn't see it happen, they still have doubts. What we need is another body, and Steven's bloody hands right next to it!",And how the are we going to do that?
And how the are we going to do that?,"Okay: this may sound crazy, but --"
Jesus H. Christ!,Oh dear.
Oh dear.,If you don't calm the down I'm gonna strap you in for electro-shock!
"Oh, for chrissake --",#NAME?
"Upstairs, too. Come with me, I'll show you another body, a friend of mine named Schecter --",#NAME?
#NAME?,Running all the bells and whistles we set up to scare out of everybody --
"Yeah, what the I'll go.","Yeah, me too."
You're totally full of aren't you?,You'll never know 'til you walk through that door!
Uhhhh...,What?
What?,"Okay -- I'll admit it: I'm totally, clinically insane. But I'm still the only one who actually got a check tonight. It's yours -- if you just get me the out of here now."
What the good is fixing that gonna get us?,"An answer, I hope: exactly what -- or who -- Melissa was taping."
"An answer, I hope: exactly what -- or who -- Melissa was taping.",And then where are we?
I was upstairs with Eddie --,"-- that's the fact, bud --"
"-- that's the fact, bud --",#NAME?
"Holy Now we know how the guest list was made up. Look, these names... Head Nurse, Ruth-Ann Stockard... Bjorn Jensen, Electro Therapy... Jasper Marr, Thomas Steven Price... They're all here!",Wait a minute... What are you saying?
Wait a minute... What are you saying?,Everyone that was invited is related to one of the staff who was here when the place burned. There are five of us...
"I knew this whole place'd be pure gold! Pritchett, point me in the direction of the ghosts! If I can get something bizarre enough on tape, I think I can parlay it into getting me some kind'a Robert Stack ""Unsolved Most- Wacked-Out Home Videos"" gig. No more five afternoons a week of",You've got your own TV show?
You've got your own TV show?,The guy whose hair I do has his own TV show. All I've got is a blow-dryer and a dream.
"Melissa Margaret Marr, Celebrity.","Eddie Moses, Communications Attache -- which translated from ancient means: I work for a Messenger service."
Then what the are we doing here?,"How'd you make your guest list, Price: throw darts at a phone book?"
"You know how happy I'd be if that was really true, Evelyn? And how positively delirious if you weren't every living thing in our area code at the same time!",Which part of that fantasy turns you on most: me with other men -- or just the other men?
Which part of that fantasy turns you on most: me with other men -- or just the other men?,You know everything you do gets me hot.
-- asking the wrong guy -- wasn't me who closed it.,"Sure it wasn't. Hey, anybody else here make their living with thrills'n'chills for the kiddies? Don't raise your hands all at once."
"Sure it wasn't. Hey, anybody else here make their living with thrills'n'chills for the kiddies? Don't raise your hands all at once.",Huh. And here I had a completely different theory.
Huh. And here I had a completely different theory.,"Really? Well, let it rip."
"Really? Well, let it rip.","Oh, no-no-no -- much more bang for everyone's buck to nail the --"
"Oh, no-no-no -- much more bang for everyone's buck to nail the --",-- the sadistic --
-- the sadistic --,#NAME?
"Game, set and match, Steven. You've outdone yourself. And I know it's not good manners to ask the magician how he did it, but inquiring minds are desperate to know: just what did really happen to Ms. Marr?",Asking the wrong person again.
Asking the wrong person again.,"I mean, did she stage it all for you and then go hide -- or did you just flat out the little --"
"I mean, did she stage it all for you and then go hide -- or did you just flat out the little --",-- I pose you the same question --
-- I pose you the same question --,-- and who's next on your list?
-- and who's next on your list?,"If I had one, Evelyn, I think you know who'd be first and last --"
"If I had one, Evelyn, I think you know who'd be first and last --","-- oh, for chrissake, that's a given; we all know that knocking me off is the bottom line here --"
"-- oh, for chrissake, that's a given; we all know that knocking me off is the bottom line here --","-- that wasn't my original plan, but it is starting to look more attractive --"
"-- that wasn't my original plan, but it is starting to look more attractive --",-- thank you! All the cards finally on the table!
"I don't know, Ms. Jenzen.","Well, who's the thing <u>from</u>?"
"Well, who's the thing <u>from</u>?",Messenger just dropped it off. No return address.
Messenger just dropped it off. No return address.,You didn't think to ask?
You didn't think to ask?,I was in the middle of --
I was in the middle of --,#NAME?
You think this is funny??,"No, no, it's just --"
"No, no, it's just --","-- well, here's a better one: you're fired."
"-- well, here's a better one: you're fired.",What?
What?,And here's your severance!
"...wow....WOW! Hey, Ms. Jenzen -- ?",Are you still <b>here</b>??
I...don't think...anybody should be touching the body.,I think I'll do what I well please.
"Then tell me, please -- help me...!",Don't think so. Stay the back.
Don't think so. Stay the back.,Please! I need your help.
Please! I need your help.,"Not even for a million dollars, Mr. Price."
-- hey! Next time give me a couple seconds notice before you wing a gag like that!,The lockdown thing.
The lockdown thing.,"I mean, not that it didn't give Evelyn the kind of coronary I had in mind, just..."
"I mean, not that it didn't give Evelyn the kind of coronary I had in mind, just...",-- it wasn't me.
-- it wasn't me.,Rewind that.
Rewind that.,I was just sitting here -- it happened. I had nothing to do with it.
I was just sitting here -- it happened. I had nothing to do with it.,Then who did??
Then who did??,No idea. I didn't even know the thing still worked!
No idea. I didn't even know the thing still worked!,It works.
It works.,Maybe it was just its time to finally fall apart.
Maybe it was just its time to finally fall apart.,No. Somehow -- I don't know how -- she did it.
No. Somehow -- I don't know how -- she did it.,Pretty amazing feat: all that down the basement and your wife's up in the bedroom the whole time.
Pretty amazing feat: all that down the basement and your wife's up in the bedroom the whole time.,Don't take your eyes off her for a second. I think she just declared War.
What the is that?,I don't know. That's strange.
"I was downtown looking for a ... a friend. A guy I know. Anyway, there was this store. Like real old? Lotsa weird in there. I saw this statue. Pillar. Thing. I knew he'd love it. You've seen the club.",Would you know this store again?
Would you know this store again?,Sure. Why?
Sure. Why?,It's Saturday morning. Let's go shopping.
But you gave me a rose ...,And tomorrow I'll give one to somebody else. Get dressed. Get out.
And tomorrow I'll give one to somebody else. Get dressed. Get out.,You Who do you think you are?
You Who do you think you are?,"I'm JP Monroe, you little Now get the out of my life."
"I'm JP Monroe, you little Now get the out of my life.","You ... I can't believe you, you You get me in here ..."
"You ... I can't believe you, you You get me in here ...",Right. Like you were hog-tied or something.
"That's terrible. What a She was obviously just using you, Terri. Ready to dump you the second she had what she needed, interfering little","No. It isn't ... she wouldn't ... It's like I must have done something wrong, you know? Freaked her out. Just up something good again."
"No. It isn't ... she wouldn't ... It's like I must have done something wrong, you know? Freaked her out. Just up something good again.","Hey, you didn't it up with me. You know that. It was my fault, babe, it really was. And you know I'm sorry. And I'm sorry to see you upset now. I hate to see you in pain like this."
Looks like you've been expanding your...,"Don't say it, Hawkins. I'm incredibly sensitive about my figure."
"Don't say it, Hawkins. I'm incredibly sensitive about my figure.","My next word was gonna be ""consciousness."" Swear to tubby."
"That's your definition of ""Hard?""","Show off. Hey, boss tune. ""Come Fly with Me."""
"Show off. Hey, boss tune. ""Come Fly with Me.""","Three minutes, 51 seconds."
"Three minutes, 51 seconds.","Still do the puzzles, still know the running times of songs, and I'll bet you're still the best cat burg--"
"Still do the puzzles, still know the running times of songs, and I'll bet you're still the best cat burg--",Not anymore. Now I'm the laziest cat burg--I'm going to take it so straight that I won't tape a Mets game without the expressed written consent of the National Baseball League.
Not anymore. Now I'm the laziest cat burg--I'm going to take it so straight that I won't tape a Mets game without the expressed written consent of the National Baseball League.,"Now that you're born again,what do you wanna do? Statue of Liberty? Entertain some ladies? Miss Saigon tix? some women? Play Nintendo? Bone some chicks?"
"Now that you're born again,what do you wanna do? Statue of Liberty? Entertain some ladies? Miss Saigon tix? some women? Play Nintendo? Bone some chicks?","Come on, Alex, let's just get to Alex's. Your bar's the only place that's going to cheer me. I'd for a cappuccino. What the hell's a Nintendo?"
"Come on, Alex, let's just get to Alex's. Your bar's the only place that's going to cheer me. I'd for a cappuccino. What the hell's a Nintendo?","Oh man, you still got a thing for those unmasculine European coffees? Who's your buddy?"
Those dago-guinea-I can say this I'm motherfu--,"Ah, had the perfect amount of foam. Just get me to the bar... It's the one good thing in my life that'll never change...."
"I'm Mario Brothers. Gates. Rutherford Auction House. By the way, how many seconds?",Rutherford Auction... that name...
"Okay, you got me, Mr. PBS.","Morning edition. Seems two thieves ""attempted"" to steal it last night, but thanks to three ""courageous"" guards, it will be ready for tonight."
"Morning edition. Seems two thieves ""attempted"" to steal it last night, but thanks to three ""courageous"" guards, it will be ready for tonight.","""Attempted."" At-tempt-ted! I'm not happy about having to steal that horse, but I do have my pride. Face it, when it comes to burglary, and I...."
You You my freedom for a lousy job.,But I said I was sorry....
But I said I was sorry....,"No sweat, Alex, you only made the biggest mistake of <u>my</u> life. What was your per-diem?"
"No sweat, Alex, you only made the biggest mistake of <u>my</u> life. What was your per-diem?","Don't act like you've never committed a crime before, Hawkins? I know, I made call, when Anna tracked me down I..."
"With all due respect to that great blouse, why didn't I cut out her heart?","Close call, but she's our only way of keeping tabs on that mysterious Vatican organization. Hawk, it's time to go to the principal's office...."
"Oh, the is going to hit the fa--",Fantastic. Perfection. The Vatican extends its jealousy to the lucky bidder.
"Hawk, you're a great thief. Got set up, did some time, nothing to be ashamed of. Don't give me a sonata about you always just really wanted to settle down, open a hardware Store and sell spatulas...","If the Mario brothers weren't Jersey's third largest family, I'd say kiss my But considering your status, I'll say slurp my butt."
I knew it! I told you it was a fake.,That New-York-Italian-Father- made-twenty-bucks-a-week-son- What was our bet? A million?
That New-York-Italian-Father- made-twenty-bucks-a-week-son- What was our bet? A million?,"Million five, lover..."
"For those kind of wages, I could have built the factory in America! They're Vietnamese, can't we just give them more Bart Simpson shirts? I hear depressing news like this and I want to commit genocide! Alfred, hold my calls. So, Hawk! The Hawkster! What do you think of the vehicle?","You could host American Bandstand in here. Why did you duck at the auction,"
"You could host American Bandstand in here. Why did you duck at the auction,","Because I didn't want to get hurt, taterhead."
"So Hawkasaurus, I won't mince words...","Whatever. You own Boardwalk, you own Park Place, you own the four railroads. You think you're For all I know, you're probably right. I just wanted to have a cappuccino, maybe play some Nintendo after I find out what it is. Man, why didn't you just <u>buy</u> the horse? What am I saying, you did buy it..."
"Whatever. You own Boardwalk, you own Park Place, you own the four railroads. You think you're For all I know, you're probably right. I just wanted to have a cappuccino, maybe play some Nintendo after I find out what it is. Man, why didn't you just <u>buy</u> the horse? What am I saying, you did buy it...","Oh... Let's see. There are organizations that think we wanted the ""Sforza"" for reasons other than putting it in the Da Vinci museum we're building in Vinci. Hopefully, these organizations think our plan has been ruined with the explosion of our replica. If I seem vague, grand. We want a low profile on this, that's why I got Kaplan and the Candy bars involved. I helped George help the Mario Brothers and Gates help get you out...."
"Oh... Let's see. There are organizations that think we wanted the ""Sforza"" for reasons other than putting it in the Da Vinci museum we're building in Vinci. Hopefully, these organizations think our plan has been ruined with the explosion of our replica. If I seem vague, grand. We want a low profile on this, that's why I got Kaplan and the Candy bars involved. I helped George help the Mario Brothers and Gates help get you out....","If you're pausing for a ""thank you,"" give it up. So boss, you going to tell me what the crystal piece inside the pony means?"
"If you're pausing for a ""thank you,"" give it up. So boss, you going to tell me what the crystal piece inside the pony means?","Way to go, Alfie! How many people did you break that thing in front of. Good help's hard to find."
"Way to go, Alfie! How many people did you break that thing in front of. Good help's hard to find.",I guess that's a no.
"I'll torture you so slowly you'll think it's a career! I'll your family, your friends, and the you took to the Prom!",You want an address on that last one?
"What else do you got under there ... I don't want to be rude, but this is all pretty lame.",That's the beauty. It's but I can make it stick because I'm a good guy parole officer and you re a bad guy who's about to find out that there's a thin line between ex-con and escape con.
Guess I know who wears the in this family.,"For God's sake, chain this convict."
"Sure. The Kremlin. Makes sense. The Kremlin. Why not? Listen, this is all too Indiana Jones and the Lost City of King Tut for me, man. Throw me in jail and go ahead, just try and throw Alex...","Jail, you Our foot soldiers will blow your brains out! Bunny, Ball-Ball!"
You killed a friend. Why should I help you go for the gold?,"It'll take a couple of years of steady production, but I'll flood the market with so much gold that gold itself, the foundation of all finance, will lose its meaning. Brokers, economists, and fellow entrepreneurs will drown in the saliva of their own nervous breakdowns. Markets will crash- crash. Financial Empires will crumble-crumble."
"It'll take a couple of years of steady production, but I'll flood the market with so much gold that gold itself, the foundation of all finance, will lose its meaning. Brokers, economists, and fellow entrepreneurs will drown in the saliva of their own nervous breakdowns. Markets will crash- crash. Financial Empires will crumble-crumble.","Except yours-yours. The goal of world domination. Well, if you put it that way, Minnie. How can I resist?"
"Except yours-yours. The goal of world domination. Well, if you put it that way, Minnie. How can I resist?","You can't, convict! You're just a shmoe! Every shmoe has the fantasy the planet revolves around them. It rains, car crash stops traffic, you say ""How could this happen to me?"" It's a natural inclination. But for I, this isn't a fantasy, it is <u>reality</u>! You are on my planet! You walk around the corner for coffee, out of my sight, you do not exist! The lives of shmoes like you have meaning only in relation to the rich, to the powerful, to ME!"
"You know Kaplan, if you weren't the slimiest pinata of that ever lived, I'd feel sorry for you.","Good news, bud, the Mayflowers have moved up the time-table. You're hitting the Vatican to-night."
"Good news, bud, the Mayflowers have moved up the time-table. You're hitting the Vatican to-night.","Tonight? You're whacked. The timing's off, I'm underequipped Damnit, I have a date!"
"I can't believe this. I'm in Russia, or do I have to say, the Soviet Union and I'm shooting a non-Bolshevick. I never thought I'd say ""I'm just in this job for the money."" Sad. Any last immature quips?",No. But why do you let Butterfinger keep those blood stains on his shirt?
Ol' satchel-butt...,I know they're gonna buy that stock --
I can't print this!,"Why not, it's all true! The board is using this poor guy! They're depressing the stock so they can buy it cheap!"
"Why not, it's all true! The board is using this poor guy! They're depressing the stock so they can buy it cheap!","It's pure speculation! Why, they'd have my butt in a satchel!"
"...Jesus Christopher -- That smarts... Where was I? Oh yeah, the board. I guess Sidney's been puttin' the screws to ya, huh, Norman?",Norville.
Norville.,"Mm. Well, say what you like about the man's ethics, he's a balls-to- the-wall businessman. Beat ya any way he can. Straight for the jugular. Very effective."
"Mm. Well, say what you like about the man's ethics, he's a balls-to- the-wall businessman. Beat ya any way he can. Straight for the jugular. Very effective.",Yes sir...
Yes sir...,"Anyway. Any particular reason you didn't give him my Blue Letter? I mean, Jesus, Norman, just a dying man's last words and wishes, no big deal."
"Anyway. Any particular reason you didn't give him my Blue Letter? I mean, Jesus, Norman, just a dying man's last words and wishes, no big deal.","Huh? Oh, geez, Mr. Hudsucker, I apologize, there was an awful lot of excitement and I guess I must've mislaid --"
"Huh? Oh, geez, Mr. Hudsucker, I apologize, there was an awful lot of excitement and I guess I must've mislaid --","It's sittin' in your apron pocket, right where you left it. Imbecile."
At the Muncie College of Business Administration.,"Sure, sure. And did your classmates there call you 'jerk' or... ...'schmoe'?"
"She's good, Bennie.","She's good, Lou."
"Times gone, Fort Holland was a fort...now, no longer. The Holland's are a most old family, miss. They brought the colored people to the island-- the colored folks and Ti-Misery.",Ti-Misery? What's that?
Ti-Misery? What's that?,"A man, miss -- an old man who lives in the garden at Fort Holland - with arrows stuck in him and a sorrowful, weeping look on his black face."
"A man, miss -- an old man who lives in the garden at Fort Holland - with arrows stuck in him and a sorrowful, weeping look on his black face.",Alive?
Alive?,"No, miss. He's just as he was in the beginning -- on the front part of an enormous boat."
"No, miss. He's just as he was in the beginning -- on the front part of an enormous boat.",You mean a figurehead.
You mean a figurehead.,"If you say, miss. And the enormous boat brought the long-ago Fathers and the long-ago Mothers of us all - chained down to the deep side floor."
"If you say, miss. And the enormous boat brought the long-ago Fathers and the long-ago Mothers of us all - chained down to the deep side floor.","But they came to a beautiful place, didn't they?"
"But they came to a beautiful place, didn't they?","If you say, miss. If you say."
Benjie!,"Clair, George Clair! What the brings you to New Canaan?"
"Clair, George Clair! What the brings you to New Canaan?","Well, it's the funniest thing. I've been talking to some investors -- a little outside venture, you understand, between you and me -- about a scheme to manufacture a new Styrofoam packaging. Little peanut like pieces that can really keep an item free from trauma during shipping. Miraculous. Anyway, it turns out the genius behind the whole project is your neighbor, Jim Williams. How about that!"
"Well, it's the funniest thing. I've been talking to some investors -- a little outside venture, you understand, between you and me -- about a scheme to manufacture a new Styrofoam packaging. Little peanut like pieces that can really keep an item free from trauma during shipping. Miraculous. Anyway, it turns out the genius behind the whole project is your neighbor, Jim Williams. How about that!","Well, hey, isn't that a one-in-a million coincidence. A real dreamer, Jim Williams, eh?"
"Well, hey, isn't that a one-in-a million coincidence. A real dreamer, Jim Williams, eh?","Darned right. Look here, Benj, whaddya make of this sequel to The Godfather? You think it's gonna work?"
"Darned right. Look here, Benj, whaddya make of this sequel to The Godfather? You think it's gonna work?","Don't see how. I think the public's had its fill of this gangster stuff. No, trust me -- disaster pics. And air hockey."
"Don't see how. I think the public's had its fill of this gangster stuff. No, trust me -- disaster pics. And air hockey.","Yeah, good."
"Oh jeez, Benjie. Well, here you are.","right, but where the were you?"
"right, but where the were you?",What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?,"Don't me around, Janey. Jesus Christ, I waited around for more than half an hour, in nothing but my boxer shorts, and -- and what's all that about? What the happened?"
What the are you kids doing down here?,"What do you think we're doing, dad?"
"What do you think we're doing, dad?","What do I think? I think you're probably touching each other. I think you're touching that reckless for god's sake, and I think he's trying to get into your slacks. I think, at fourteen years of age, that you're getting ready to give up your girlhood --"
"Talking to me, dad?",Who else would I be talking to? And take that thing off!
Who else would I be talking to? And take that thing off!,"Well, then forget all this stern dad stuff."
"Well, then forget all this stern dad stuff.","I'm not interested in your smart remarks now, lady. Let's go. Right now. You and I can discuss it on the walk home."
No more man. I'm about to drop as it is.,See ya.
See ya.,Where you going?
Where you going?,"Paul, let me enlighten you about something. You and I exist on two opposite sides of a great existential divide, that being your pathetic virginity on the one hand and my astonishing number of conquests on the other. I'm off to get laid. See you."
"Paul, let me enlighten you about something. You and I exist on two opposite sides of a great existential divide, that being your pathetic virginity on the one hand and my astonishing number of conquests on the other. I'm off to get laid. See you.","Flame on,"
"Flame on,","And remember, with your erogenous zones lubricated as such with the mighty herb, do not attempt terrestrial contact with members of the opposite -- because you drone on like a when you're"
I'm in love with Libbets Casey.,"Yeah, well, you've been in love with like every other girl here, I was wondering when you'd get around to Libbets."
"Yeah, well, you've been in love with like every other girl here, I was wondering when you'd get around to Libbets.",It's beyond mere physical attraction.
It's beyond mere physical attraction.,"That's good, because I don't think Libbets is capable of the act."
"That's good, because I don't think Libbets is capable of the act.",Truly? Do speak.
Truly? Do speak.,My diagnosis is messed in the head. A poor little rich girl -- I mean check out the jeans and fur look. And lend your ears to this brutality. Like her mom and step dad and her step-sisters are going to Switzerland to ski over Thanksgiving break -- and like they didn't invite her!
My diagnosis is messed in the head. A poor little rich girl -- I mean check out the jeans and fur look. And lend your ears to this brutality. Like her mom and step dad and her step-sisters are going to Switzerland to ski over Thanksgiving break -- and like they didn't invite her!,How do you know this
How do you know this,They did it last year too. It's like traditional or something. They've got this humongoid Park Ave apartment and she just holes up there with a of cash. Aren't the hugely wealthy sad?
They did it last year too. It's like traditional or something. They've got this humongoid Park Ave apartment and she just holes up there with a of cash. Aren't the hugely wealthy sad?,You think Francis is going to beat me to the punch here?
You think Francis is going to beat me to the punch here?,"Since he sleeps with every girl you ever show an interest in, why don't you just keep your Libbets thing a secret from him?"
"Since he sleeps with every girl you ever show an interest in, why don't you just keep your Libbets thing a secret from him?",Good thinking Marge.
Charles.,Charles. Have you been keeping out of my Have you refrained from entering the sacred precincts of my room?
Charles. Have you been keeping out of my Have you refrained from entering the sacred precincts of my room?,I have not touched your sh-- Stuff. You watching this?
I have not touched your sh-- Stuff. You watching this?,Watching what?
Watching what?,"Nixon, It's incredible. He should be shot."
Have you ever had a nocturnal emission?,Huh?
Huh?,"That's the name for when you wake up and find this little pool of sticky stuff, like after a sexy dream."
Thanks.,I wish I'd had the chance to get to know him better. Take him fishing or something.
I wish I'd had the chance to get to know him better. Take him fishing or something.,He would have liked that.
He would have liked that.,We just gotta catch the right?
We just gotta catch the right?,"That's why I'm here. I need to know exactly what you saw yesterday, Farrell."
"That's why I'm here. I need to know exactly what you saw yesterday, Farrell.",What I saw?
What I saw?,Anything. It's important.
Weston Dobbs killed an eight year-old boy and left him hanging in the basement like a piece of meat. You remember that?,You know I remember that.
You know I remember that.,One word to I.A. and he walks.
One word to I.A. and he walks.,Maybe not. We could talk to Buck...
Maybe not. We could talk to Buck...,No way.
No way.,Cut some kind of a deal. I heard that's what Flynn's doing...
Cut some kind of a deal. I heard that's what Flynn's doing...,"Mike Flynn's a dirty cop, Hap! We are nothing like Mike Flynn. We did what we needed to do to make sure that son-of- Dobbs paid for what he did. And every like him. We say one word about it and every case we ever brought in is going to blow wide open and they'll all walk. Every last one. And I am <i>not</i> going to let that happen. No deals. No compromises. No discussions."
She was only seventeen.,But she was an attractive girl.
But she was an attractive girl.,I suppose.
I suppose.,Did you have with her?
What the do you know?,"Kay told me. She comes to me, you know. Tells me things. About you. About me."
I told you that was an accident!,Then so was mine...
Then so was mine...,Don't you pull that with me.
Don't you pull that with me.,"I didn't want to her, Will."
What have you done to me? You've condemned me to,I don't know any -
Where are we?,"Where do you think, my idiot friend? We're in a nice filthy cemetery. Does this make you happy? Is this fitting and proper enough?"
We belong in,And what if there is no or they don't want us there? Ever think of that?
You said the had a crucifix...,"Oh, that rumour about crosses?"
"Oh, that rumour about crosses?",You can't look at them...
You can't look at them...,"Nonsense, my friend. I can look on anything I like. And I am particularly fond of looking on crucifixes."
"Nonsense, my friend. I can look on anything I like. And I am particularly fond of looking on crucifixes.",The story about stakes through the heart?
The story about stakes through the heart?,The same. As you would say today... Bull
The same. As you would say today... Bull,What about coffins?
What about coffins?,Coffins... coffins unfortunately are a necessity...
You found nothing?,"Peasant rumours, superstitions about garlic, crosses, stakes in the hear, all that - how do you say again? Bull But one of our kind? Not a whisper."
"Peasant rumours, superstitions about garlic, crosses, stakes in the hear, all that - how do you say again? Bull But one of our kind? Not a whisper.",No vampires in Transylvania? No Count Dracula?
No vampires in Transylvania? No Count Dracula?,"Fictions, my friend. The fictions of a demented Irishman... So we repaired to Paris..."
"Duh. The next couple of days is gonna be rough, but we'll make it.",What about a radio?
What about a radio?,Sorry. Emergencies only.
Sorry. Emergencies only.,What the would you call this?
What the would you call this?,"I'd call this four spoiled city kids who wouldn't know a hurricane if it blew up their butts. All we can do now is batten down and ride it out. If things get really bad, there's a storm shelter."
I'm not going anywhere. I'm and depressed.,"Yeah, right -- whatever."
"Yeah, right -- whatever.",I think I just really hurt Ray's feelings.
I think I just really hurt Ray's feelings.,"Listen to me, Julie. Ray's a great guy, nothing against old Ray, but he's so...Ray. I mean, he lives in Southport. Will's a nice guy, too, and he lives right down the street."
You gotta sell his butt on the Bahamas?,"Ray, come on. I want us to be together."
Maybe we should just wait here? Hide in a tree?,I'm not hiding up no tree. I'm with her. Let's arm ourselves to the teeth and kick this psycho's butt.
"Mr. Potter, what makes you such a hard-skulled character? You have no family –– no children. You can't begin to spend all the money you've got.",So I suppose I should give it to miserable failures like you and that idiot brother of yours to spend for me.
For me...?,What the For you....
"Oh,",Someone pop your balloon?
Someone pop your balloon?,"No problem, no problem."
Your dad must be really,We better go back in.
We better go back in.,It's not going to be easy.
"They're okay, if they got little white canes and tin cups.",That's awful.
That's awful.,What the Did your mom put all this together?
"it, Sean, you listen to me or I will kick your do you hear me?","Listen to Andy, Sean."
"Listen to Andy, Sean.","We're throwing a rope and you better catch it, hear?"
But we had it! We were headed right for it!, 
Coming up! Give way!,Like We're on the starboard tack!
I don't know.,What the we're steering for it.
I never heard of a 908.,"I just made it up. It means, ""Get me out of there."" What the hell's that?"
"I just made it up. It means, ""Get me out of there."" What the hell's that?",Diver's camera. Tom Andrews brought it up from under that abandoned cruiser.
Diver's camera. Tom Andrews brought it up from under that abandoned cruiser.,Abandoned? It's a little early in the season for that.
Abandoned? It's a little early in the season for that.,"Rich people. Home port is Newport, Rhode Island."
"Rich people. Home port is Newport, Rhode Island.","If I had a $100,000 boat, I sure as wouldn't leave it anchored alone in the channel."
"If I had a $100,000 boat, I sure as wouldn't leave it anchored alone in the channel.","If you had a $100,000 boat there'd be an investigation."
I know just where to go.,Not the drugstore!
Not the drugstore!,"Of course not, They're closed. Phil Fogarty's place. He'll do it for me."
"Of course not, They're closed. Phil Fogarty's place. He'll do it for me.",The drugstore's closed? What the time is it?
The drugstore's closed? What the time is it?,"Nine-thirty, ten maybe."
"Nine-thirty, ten maybe.","-- I'm late for dinner... Close up, okay?"
"About 10 degrees off your star- board bow, take a heading leeward of Sand Island, and lay her north by northeast....",Never mind that Just point.
"Not bad -- that's a real fast lens, probably 1.4. Look at the diffusion, though....",What else you got?
What else you got?,Let's see -- you got a minute?
Let's see -- you got a minute?,"Come on, Phil, don't me around."
"Come on, Phil, don't me around.","Okay, okay -- stand over there...."
"What are you all, blind? It's a shark. Look -- teeth, jaw, gills.",Is that what it is?
Is that what it is?,You're right that's what it is.
There is nothing to discuss.,"Will you listen to this man? Will you just listen to him? You really caused a panic on a public beach, you shoot up the place, knows who could've been injured -- what if somebody de- cides to sue us? That could ruin us."
"Will you listen to this man? Will you just listen to him? You really caused a panic on a public beach, you shoot up the place, knows who could've been injured -- what if somebody de- cides to sue us? That could ruin us.",Is that what it is? Dollars? Money? I'll pay for it. Take it out of my salary.
Is that what it is? Dollars? Money? I'll pay for it. Take it out of my salary.,You don't make enough.
You don't make enough.,"Maybe I don't make as much money as some rip-off artists around here, but I don't work the same way."
"Maybe I don't make as much money as some rip-off artists around here, but I don't work the same way.",What's that supposed to mean?
What's that supposed to mean?,"It means I don't like all that and heavy breathing with my wife, it means I know who's out to me here, and it means that I know something none of you know because I've been there -- and I don't want to go through that horror again. Ever!"
Where the were you?,Late.
Late.,I can see that. Don't you know this is a big deal?
What?,What'd I say?
What'd I say?,That you were fired.
That you were fired.,Then that's what I meant. Fired. Canned. Out on my The Selectmen just made Hendricks the new Chief of Police. Just like that.
Then that's what I meant. Fired. Canned. Out on my The Selectmen just made Hendricks the new Chief of Police. Just like that.,Because of today? The beach?
Because of today? The beach?,"No sweat. A blessing in disguise. Back to the city, you can go to Bloomingdale's without waiting six hours for the ferryboat...we're surrounded by water here, you realize that? Me, surrounded by water...Ridiculous."
"No sweat. A blessing in disguise. Back to the city, you can go to Bloomingdale's without waiting six hours for the ferryboat...we're surrounded by water here, you realize that? Me, surrounded by water...Ridiculous.",Stop that! We're not going any place. You love it here. Tell me what the happened!
Stop that! We're not going any place. You love it here. Tell me what the happened!,"Showed them the photo, showed them the Shark, big as life. They didn't see it. Not like me. Not like the poor who snapped this li'l picture...He's out there, somewhere... I shot off my gun, shot off my big mouth, so they fired me...."
"Showed them the photo, showed them the Shark, big as life. They didn't see it. Not like me. Not like the poor who snapped this li'l picture...He's out there, somewhere... I shot off my gun, shot off my big mouth, so they fired me....","Honey, this is nothing...I don't know what it is. What did they...."
"Honey, this is nothing...I don't know what it is. What did they....","...Everybody wants the job. No one wants the authority. Except Hendricks. Fine. He can go out there in that precious boat, and when he looks in his big mouth he can just call me. Call me in New York...tell him to kiss my"
"...Everybody wants the job. No one wants the authority. Except Hendricks. Fine. He can go out there in that precious boat, and when he looks in his big mouth he can just call me. Call me in New York...tell him to kiss my","They have no right to treat you like that. You've given them every- thing. For four years, you've protected this town, the people on this island...."
"They have no right to treat you like that. You've given them every- thing. For four years, you've protected this town, the people on this island....",Fired me! I'm not a hysterical man. I'm responsible. I know what I saw....
Fired me! I'm not a hysterical man. I'm responsible. I know what I saw....,I know you did....
I know you did....,"I try. Goddamnit, I tried...Now, I'm tired...I can't keep fighting it...I'm too tired...I'm...I'm...."
What're you going to do today?,"Turn in the car. Clean my desk, explain things to our sons, then maybe get and punch your boss."
"Turn in the car. Clean my desk, explain things to our sons, then maybe get and punch your boss.",I'll give notice.
I'll give notice.,Don't rush into it -- we may need the income.
Are you serious?,"Of course. Look -- I've got some missing persons, fatalities, evidence of a large predator...."
"Of course. Look -- I've got some missing persons, fatalities, evidence of a large predator....","No one has seen a shark -- no fin, no bites, nothing. Be realistic."
"No one has seen a shark -- no fin, no bites, nothing. Be realistic.","I got a feeling. I have to act on it -- you can understand that, can't you?"
"I got a feeling. I have to act on it -- you can understand that, can't you?","Of course I can, but can't it wait? These things cost money, and this town doesn't have much money."
"Of course I can, but can't it wait? These things cost money, and this town doesn't have much money.",We have to do something.
We have to do something.,"We have done something -- we near went broke putting up a shark watch tower on the beach -- it's the only one in 2000 miles, y'know."
"We have done something -- we near went broke putting up a shark watch tower on the beach -- it's the only one in 2000 miles, y'know.","I know, I know...."
"I know, I know....","And I stood by while you told the people from Ramada and Marriott that if they put up a hotel they'd need $800,000 worth of steel net around their beaches! In New England? We all lost on that one."
"And I stood by while you told the people from Ramada and Marriott that if they put up a hotel they'd need $800,000 worth of steel net around their beaches! In New England? We all lost on that one.",It's still a good idea.
It's still a good idea.,"Martin, when we build up our tax base a little, you can have every- thing you want; right now, the town's broke."
"Martin, when we build up our tax base a little, you can have every- thing you want; right now, the town's broke.","Please, Larry -- there's good reason. Those water skiers...."
"Please, Larry -- there's good reason. Those water skiers....","A tragedy. But that was a boating accident; no bites, no sharks, nothing but a boating accident."
"A tragedy. But that was a boating accident; no bites, no sharks, nothing but a boating accident.",Two of them are still missing!
Two of them are still missing!,There's always deaths in these waters that never turn up. Are they all shark victims?
There's always deaths in these waters that never turn up. Are they all shark victims?,Maybe they are!
"Martin, it could be anything.","What the does it take to make sense to you numbskulls? Jesus, it's right there in front of you. I know what a shark looks like, I've been through it, don't you understand? I've seen this sonofabitch before!"
Affirmative. Can you get your chopper airborne?,"10-4, in a few minutes. He's down checking a buoy in the Bay Channel."
"10-4, in a few minutes. He's down checking a buoy in the Bay Channel.","Get him the over to Amity Point, the old lighthouse. Right now."
"Get him the over to Amity Point, the old lighthouse. Right now.",What for?
What for?,There's a bunch of Kids day-sailing that way. Turn them back to port.
There's a bunch of Kids day-sailing that way. Turn them back to port.,That's it?
That's it?,"That's it. Just do it, all right?"
"That's it. Just do it, all right?","10-4, soon as I can raise him."
"10-4, soon as I can raise him.","If they're not at the light, look for them. I don't want them out there. Get them back to port!"
"If they're not at the light, look for them. I don't want them out there. Get them back to port!","Affirmative, affirmative. Turn the Kids day-sailing back to port. I heard you. Patrol out."
Where the is Air One?,That's what I'd like to know. Lost transmission at Cable Junction.
That's what I'd like to know. Lost transmission at Cable Junction.,Did he raise the Kids?
Did he raise the Kids?,Last transmission said ten juve- niles.
Last transmission said ten juve- niles.,Yeah? Then what?
Yeah? Then what?,"Then nothing. If you see him, tell him to switch to an operational frequency, or give me a status report yourself."
"Then nothing. If you see him, tell him to switch to an operational frequency, or give me a status report yourself.",Did you say Cable Junction?
Did you say Cable Junction?,That's what he said.
That's what he said.,When?
When?,1530 hours. Might still be there. Base out.
Get a dance yet?,Nope.
Nope.,Me neither.
Me neither.,Who'd you ask?
Who'd you ask?,Tina Wilcox.
Tina Wilcox.,You're crazy. She's Ed's girl friend.
You're crazy. She's Ed's girl friend.,Doesn't hurt to ask. Sometimes the most beautiful girls are the loneliest.
Doesn't hurt to ask. Sometimes the most beautiful girls are the loneliest.,That's a crock of
That's a crock of,I know.
"But first, a little juice....",And second?
And second?,Mmmmmm.
Mmmmmm.,Wait a minute. Promise me something.
Wait a minute. Promise me something.,Anything. Anything.
Anything. Anything.,"That you'll put down a blanket. I've got black and blue marks all over my butt, and my Mom's getting uptight about them."
"That you'll put down a blanket. I've got black and blue marks all over my butt, and my Mom's getting uptight about them.",You got it.
"Hurry, please.","What the they can't fire both of us -- someone's got to be in charge, right? Which way are we going?"
About time.,What the is it?
Mike and Larry are racing! Loser goes home alone!,"If we beat them, they can both go home stag! Single-O! Alone! Jackie can come back in this boat!"
"If we beat them, they can both go home stag! Single-O! Alone! Jackie can come back in this boat!",What about me?
What about me?,Uh. Well. Maybe you could give Polo a hand going in....
Uh. Well. Maybe you could give Polo a hand going in....,"Your I will. Besides, the wind's turning with the tide. Sailing back is going to be a"
I think we got a couple of live ones.,Brody's riding his tower.
Brody's riding his tower.,"Oh,"
"Oh, my",What the is he doing?
"You called, Doctor?",Everything's going wrong. I'm having more trouble with Bobby than I ever have before. I can't get him to respond.
Everything's going wrong. I'm having more trouble with Bobby than I ever have before. I can't get him to respond.,How come?
How come?,I don't know. I can't understand it. Something's bothering them.
I don't know. I can't understand it. Something's bothering them.,And what else is bothering you?
And what else is bothering you?,... Hutton. He really me off.
... Hutton. He really me off.,"Yeah, you really don't like him."
"Yeah, you really don't like him.",I don't like what he does.
I don't like what he does.,It's his work.
It's his work.,He doesn't need the money. He inherited a fortune. He kills for kicks. TV battles between non-predator fish and divers. The diver always wins.
He doesn't need the money. He inherited a fortune. He kills for kicks. TV battles between non-predator fish and divers. The diver always wins.,"Okay, forget him now. I'm going to pick up Sean. Take a ride?"
"Okay, forget him now. I'm going to pick up Sean. Take a ride?",I can't leave now. We taking Sean out?
I can't leave now. We taking Sean out?,Sure. Want to try that new Italian place?
Sure. Want to try that new Italian place?,"No, you don't need all that starch. You're getting too"
"No, you don't need all that starch. You're getting too",Not enough loving.
Not enough loving.,Get out of here!
"You would, wouldn't you? I'd end up whale you wouldn't care.",Get your reserve bottle and let's go.
You can get killed!,I've handled sharks before. Bigger than this one.
I've handled sharks before. Bigger than this one.,"Calvin, let me go down there and the"
"Calvin, let me go down there and the",No!
No!,It'll chop up half a million dollars of your tropical fish in two minutes.
It'll chop up half a million dollars of your tropical fish in two minutes.,"Calvin, I insist I be allowed to capture it!"
"Calvin, I insist I be allowed to capture it!",Three hundred million years of evolution have created the greatest butcher the world's ever known.
Three hundred million years of evolution have created the greatest butcher the world's ever known.,It's one of the world's greatest creatures.
It's one of the world's greatest creatures.,A shark could have a hundred embryos in its sack. You know how many are born? Maybe five. They eat each other before birth! They're born killers!
A shark could have a hundred embryos in its sack. You know how many are born? Maybe five. They eat each other before birth! They're born killers!,"The only Great White in captivity, Calvin. All those people standing in line..."
I will.,"Well, then I'm going to film it."
"Well, then I'm going to film it.",Like
Like,"Make a lovely item for ""Good Morning, America"""
He's big as a bloody bus!,The water ski show! We have to get them out!
We can assume he's back in the water intake passage.,"She, Mister Hutton."
"She, Mister Hutton.",He. She. Let's blow the up!
Your friend Overman picked a of a time to come back.,"Yeah, poor"
"Yeah, poor",I lost a good cameraman in Australia last year. A Great White chopped him in half with one bite.
I lost a good cameraman in Australia last year. A Great White chopped him in half with one bite.,"Hey, I don't want to hear."
"Hey, I don't want to hear.","That's how they do it, you know. Seizes its prey and shakes its body savagely. Teeth gnaw through a man like a buzz saw."
"That's how they do it, you know. Seizes its prey and shakes its body savagely. Teeth gnaw through a man like a buzz saw.",Buzz off.
Buzz off.,"I will, old boy, tomorrow. Our work is done here. Just came to say goodbye, and good luck."
"I will, old boy, tomorrow. Our work is done here. Just came to say goodbye, and good luck.","Yeah? Well, in that case, have a drink."
"Yeah? Well, in that case, have a drink.",Thanks. Bullshot.
Thanks. Bullshot.,"So where you go off to, Hutton? Some expedition in New Guinea or Outer Mongolia?"
"So where you go off to, Hutton? Some expedition in New Guinea or Outer Mongolia?","No, South Georgia."
"No, South Georgia.",What the hell's there?
What the hell's there?,Polar bears.
Polar bears.,Polar bears in Georgia???
Polar bears in Georgia???,"South Georgia, Antarctica."
"South Georgia, Antarctica.",Oh...
Oh...,The world's southern most reaches.
The world's southern most reaches.,How come you're so brave with all this stuff?
How come you're so brave with all this stuff?,Tradition. Royal sense of adventure that's been in my family for centuries. Dates back to the Crusades and King Richard. What I was born to do.
Tradition. Royal sense of adventure that's been in my family for centuries. Dates back to the Crusades and King Richard. What I was born to do.,"Yeah, tradition's a ain't it?"
"Yeah, tradition's a ain't it?",Reach for the limit I always say.
Reach for the limit I always say.,"I'll remember that, my Lordship."
"We'll shoot this with an .18, boys.",That bugger moves fast.
That bugger moves fast.,Give me a 400-foot magazine; we may be down there for a while.
Give me a 400-foot magazine; we may be down there for a while.,I wouldn't mind going down with her.
I wouldn't mind going down with her.,She is a lovely bit of crumpet at that.
I bought him his first legal drink. He got so that night....,He told me you both did....
It doesn't take much to remember what day they come....,My brain is shrinking. There's only so much room.
My brain is shrinking. There's only so much room.,Don't give me that preoccupied scientist I'm trying to get ready for....
Don't give me that preoccupied scientist I'm trying to get ready for....,I thought artists worked with their subconscious....
What the hell's it doing in warm water anyway...?,What difference does it make? It's here....
Ask the big doctor about his work. Tough life you Bahamian beach bum... Playing in the water all day....,He heard that.
He heard that.,Good.
I want you to get out of the water....,What?
What?,I want you to give up that terrible job.
I want you to give up that terrible job.,"Come on, Mom, you can't be serious...."
"Come on, Mom, you can't be serious....",You're right I'm serious....
You're right I'm serious....,I'm just getting started....
I'm just getting started....,I don't want you in the water anymore....
I'm not going to bother you anymore about your work....,You're not a pain in the
You're not a pain in the,Will you let me finish. I've been working on this all day.
You promised me a drink....,"Sharks come and go, Ellen. People don't have anything to do with it...."
"Sharks come and go, Ellen. People don't have anything to do with it....",The kind with an umbrella in it....
The kind with an umbrella in it....,Give it up... Kick it in the Get on with your life....
"What say we get the out of here, Ellen Brody. ...",Get her started....
Jake tells me you're going to have to fly for the rest of your life to pay off what you lost at the table....,Good news travels fast....
What happened?,Nothing! What the are you doing down there?
The thing is going to have our,It needs more time to charge.
I don't know what the to say....,"You don't have to say anything, Matt ...I know how you feel...."
I know how to tag a conch....,The readings
The readings,Maybe it's the tags that
Maybe it's the tags that,"I made them, man...."
"I made them, man....","I stuck them on, man...."
"I stuck them on, man....",You didn't stick them on right....
You didn't stick them on right....,"If you made them right, it wouldn't happen...They leak...."
"If you made them right, it wouldn't happen...They leak....",A blind man could find more conch on a mountainside....
A blind man could find more conch on a mountainside....,You couldn't find your with both hands....
You couldn't find your with both hands....,You leave me high and dry...You come back looking like a zombie....
You leave me high and dry...You come back looking like a zombie....,Hey!
Hey!,Shouldn't pick on that. Sorry. I'm sorry about your brother....
Shouldn't pick on that. Sorry. I'm sorry about your brother....,"Yeah, well, just stop yelling."
Maybe I missed you too....,Where the hell's the beer...?
"A regular tropo...Spend the rest of your life in a bathing suit, living off nickel and dime grants. You want to be a bum all your life, be my guest. Not me. I'm not growing old chasing snails and dying from terminal rot....","It's not a bad life, Jake...."
"It's not a bad life, Jake....",You're afraid of the competition out there....
"Trouble with you, Jake, is you have no sense of humor....",Holy
"You guys are making this into some- thing that just isn't so... It's just a shark. A great big bloody wonderful shark. Don't say anything to anyone. The locals find out they'll panic. They'll want to it. We've got us a great white, Michael. We're going to do us some real research....",Don't say anything about this to my mother....
I don't know about electronics....,You don't know about anything. Time you learned....
How long have you known Hoagie?,What?
What?,How long have you known Hoagie?
How long have you known Hoagie?,What the does Hoagie have to do with this?
What the does Hoagie have to do with this?,How long?
How long?,As long as he's been here....
I'm coming...How close is it?,Close...I don't know...Just get the
 ,"Don't be so down, man. Money's gone...Shark's gone...We're back to conch...We've got it made...."
"Don't be so down, man. Money's gone...Shark's gone...We're back to conch...We've got it made....",Shove it....
Shove it....,"You'll be the eternal tropo...The old man and the sea...Know the words to this one? 'Oh, the shark has pretty teeth, dear, and he shows them pearly white...'"
"You'll be the eternal tropo...The old man and the sea...Know the words to this one? 'Oh, the shark has pretty teeth, dear, and he shows them pearly white...'",Stop that!
Stop that!,You don't like my voice...?
You don't like my voice...?,I don't like the song.
I don't like the song.,"Tough 'When the shark bites with his teeth, dear...'"
"If it works, if we can get it inside the and set it off, it'll shock the out of it. We'll need a switch to set it off. Pull the dry cell out of the radio.",Anybody ever tell you you're nuts....
Your equipment has crapped out again....,My equipment doesn't out....
She's in management....,I'm training to....
I'm training to....,Manage the whole place some day. I'm looking forward to living in the style to which I would like to become accustomed....
Manage the whole place some day. I'm looking forward to living in the style to which I would like to become accustomed....,I'd have to manage a nookie parlor to do that....
"What about that kid, Ross?","Oh, Of course. The kid. <u>Travis</u>. Find that kid and get the knife off him. He's gonna lie to you - but he's got it - so <u>get</u> it. Well, go on, get on with it. Whatta you staring at?"
Who is who?,"A professional, whining, con-person with an the size of Africa .."
You want my advice?,Maybe?
Maybe?,"Find yourself a farmer's daughter with nice big and shake that ""bye-bye."" Send it to Sacramento, John .. I sniff grief .."
You gotta stop smoking ..,I <u>am</u> stopping smoking ...
I <u>am</u> stopping smoking ...,"I don't mean this ""system"" that keeps you I mean <u>stop</u> .. I was exactly like you are .. I used to wake in the night - heart going so hard I coulda made love with my left .. If I can stop, <u>you</u> can .."
"I don't mean this ""system"" that keeps you I mean <u>stop</u> .. I was exactly like you are .. I used to wake in the night - heart going so hard I coulda made love with my left .. If I can stop, <u>you</u> can ..","How'd you do it, old man?"
"How'd you do it, old man?",Someone bet me a dollar ..
Someone bet me a dollar ..,A dollar? .. Not worth giving up for a dollar ..
Why don't you dump it? Mail it off. Give the F.B.I. a present?,"Why don't you dump the ""Fat Lady?"""
"Why don't you dump the ""Fat Lady?""",Because I dislike her too much ..
Because I dislike her too much ..,O.K. and I'm not in love with this That's how I feel about him.
O.K. and I'm not in love with this That's how I feel about him.,No you don't. That's how you <u>think</u> you feel about him. That's how you feel about <u>yourself</u>. You won't give yourself for <u>you</u>.
Had a seeing Eye Dog since she was eighteen .. didn't I tell you those dogs meant something ..,"No, you didn't."
"No, you didn't.","Alright, I didn't, but I nearly did, and if I had I'd have been right .. I knew there was some- thing about that Labrador, that dog was too good to be dead .. We gotta get back up that dump .."
"Alright, I didn't, but I nearly did, and if I had I'd have been right .. I knew there was some- thing about that Labrador, that dog was too good to be dead .. We gotta get back up that dump ..","No way .. not me, Mister. I'm not going up there again. Might find someone's in a hot-dog roll."
"No way .. not me, Mister. I'm not going up there again. Might find someone's in a hot-dog roll.",We're going.
We're going.,Forget it. They got stringent hyg- iene rules. He's long gone in lime.
"What are you doing, Ross? I've had that 15 years! ..",It's not your friend. It keeps you Remem- ber the old Bum's lungs?
It's not your friend. It keeps you Remem- ber the old Bum's lungs?,I remember the old bastard's liver! I don't believe you did that. I had a great sent- imental attachment to that.
I remember the old bastard's liver! I don't believe you did that. I had a great sent- imental attachment to that.,You want me to stop the car?
"Six girls over a period of 18 months, and give or take a head or two, the M.O.'s exactly the same. Dark hair. No hands. All shot with a high velocity twen- ty-two in the back of the head.","How come the F.B.I. don't put anya this together? They work- ed over ""Jennifer"" for months?"
"How come the F.B.I. don't put anya this together? They work- ed over ""Jennifer"" for months?","They possibly did - but they nev- er had a head, so they never had a bullet - and they never got an I.D. - not on any of em - never bust a homicide unless you know who your victim is - we're the first to get a positive identity."
"They possibly did - but they nev- er had a head, so they never had a bullet - and they never got an I.D. - not on any of em - never bust a homicide unless you know who your victim is - we're the first to get a positive identity.","Identity of whom? You got a girl, doesn't even have a driver's lic- ense? .. She's untraceable, John .. You need fifty detectives on this."
"Identity of whom? You got a girl, doesn't even have a driver's lic- ense? .. She's untraceable, John .. You need fifty detectives on this.",That's what I'm here for. I want you to come and see Citrine with me? He's not gonna here it from me but I know he'd listen to you.
That's what I'm here for. I want you to come and see Citrine with me? He's not gonna here it from me but I know he'd listen to you.,Listen to me saying what?
Listen to me saying what?,"I wanna take that Blind In- stitute to pieces .. Every address book, every phone call, everyone in and outta there in the last 5 years .."
"I wanna take that Blind In- stitute to pieces .. Every address book, every phone call, everyone in and outta there in the last 5 years ..",For a <u>dead</u> <u>dog</u>?
For a <u>dead</u> <u>dog</u>?,"We've fused into a major series, Ross. This girl isn't the second victim. This is ""Jennifer <u>Eight</u>."""
Did he shut you down?,All but .. How <u>you</u> doing?
All but .. How <u>you</u> doing?,"I dunno, I daren't go in there - just about get her wired up, and the mayor walks in - mad as - what are we doing ing with his staff? We should be out chasing major violators .."
"I dunno, I daren't go in there - just about get her wired up, and the mayor walks in - mad as - what are we doing ing with his staff? We should be out chasing major violators ..",I wish he'd tell that to Citrine.
"You gotta stop calling Los Angeles .. You're dragging L.A. around with you like an addiction. Look at the you're putting yourself through? For what? For <u>nothing</u>, I know it, I been there. Remember me? Up to my in anger, living off the vitamins in cigarettes? If there's a body under the snow, <u>it</u>. Let somebody else worry about it. You gotta accept you stopped living in that world, & try and give yourself a break in this ..",Just makes to so damned mad ..
Just makes to so damned mad ..,"You're a great policeman, but give yourself a break. You're here 5 minutes, you find yourself a homicide? .. Not many people could do that in a place like this .. And you gotta admit, there's a lot of shaky areas in this case? .. I mean, stop me if I'm going up the wrong nostril .."
"That's a very question, Ross.",I'm asking it.
I'm asking it.,How the do I know <u>who</u>? Some Some peeping-tom
"Ease off, John ..",<u>I'm sick of this toy town
<u>I'm sick of this toy town,Everything you say sounds reason- able. But there's also a reason- able explanation for the opposite.
Everything you say sounds reason- able. But there's also a reason- able explanation for the opposite.,"Don't give me that! <u>Not another</u> <u>word</u>! When you had the Lady in there, and I asked you if she was lying, you looked me right in the eyes and said <u>yes</u>. So as far as I was concerned, <u>she's ly-</u> <u>ing</u>. And if the King of England had walked in & told me different, I wouldn't have bel- ieved him - because <u>you</u> told me .."
"Alright. I'll start at the top, and work down.",You ain't going in alone?
You ain't going in alone?,"That's a liability, Ross. I don't want you hanging on to my shirt. Anyone but me comes down these stairs, take em out but try and keep him alive. I want this living .."
"You're pushing this too hard. It's like you <u>want</u> me to say <u>stop</u>? You must know that's the way this is going, John? There's other work to do, why don't ya ease off a little?",Coz this is a major & we're closer to this than anyone's ever been.
Coz this is a major & we're closer to this than anyone's ever been.,"Then <u>where's the body</u>? .. Where's the body, and <u>why's he hidden it</u>?"
"Then <u>where's the body</u>? .. Where's the body, and <u>why's he hidden it</u>?","He <u>hasn't</u> hidden it. He never made a hit this far north before, and he never read a weather forecast .. She's probably fifteen feet from the highway, three feet under snow."
"He <u>hasn't</u> hidden it. He never made a hit this far north before, and he never read a weather forecast .. She's probably fifteen feet from the highway, three feet under snow.",Have you got a match on the bullet?
Have you got a match on the bullet?,No.
No.,Have you got a print from the hand?
Have you got a print from the hand?,"No, Sir."
"No, Sir.",It could be anyone's hand. Illeg- ally disposed of hospital debris ..
It could be anyone's hand. Illeg- ally disposed of hospital debris ..,It's <u>her</u> hand. <u>Her</u> scars. <u>Her</u> dog. Her dog's shot. And she's missing.
It's <u>her</u> hand. <u>Her</u> scars. <u>Her</u> dog. Her dog's shot. And she's missing.,"She's <u>not</u> ""missing."" Did she shout? Did she scream? Did he coerce her? <u>No</u>. She left of her own free will .. And if she gets on a plane and goes to Peru with the she's still not missing. You got no case, John."
"She's <u>not</u> ""missing."" Did she shout? Did she scream? Did he coerce her? <u>No</u>. She left of her own free will .. And if she gets on a plane and goes to Peru with the she's still not missing. You got no case, John.","If you're not gonna hear me, Chief .."
"If you're not gonna hear me, Chief ..","I <u>have</u> heard you. You just don't like hearing <u>me</u>. You got this whole damned thing outta proportion. I don't know what you gotten used to in Los Angeles, but I don't believe there's a Police Chief, <u>in this country</u>, would put a task force together for a body part .."
"I <u>have</u> heard you. You just don't like hearing <u>me</u>. You got this whole damned thing outta proportion. I don't know what you gotten used to in Los Angeles, but I don't believe there's a Police Chief, <u>in this country</u>, would put a task force together for a body part ..","We have a multiple homicide, Sir .."
"We have a multiple homicide, Sir ..",We have a body part in suspicious circumstances - a tailor's wearing a brassiere - <u>and a bill</u> <u>for seventeen dollars for its wig</u>!
"I'm shutting you down on this ""blind thing,"" John.",Is that my punishment for embarrassing Mr Heineman?
Is that my punishment for embarrassing Mr Heineman?,Don't underestimate me .. the Mayor's - but that's nothing to do with this - sit down - How many times have you been up at that institute?
Don't underestimate me .. the Mayor's - but that's nothing to do with this - sit down - How many times have you been up at that institute?,Three or four.
Three or four.,"I'm talking, outside the girl?"
"I'm talking, outside the girl?",Once.
Once.,"Got a letter from this Goodridge guy? Says, you're upsetting his students?"
"Got a letter from this Goodridge guy? Says, you're upsetting his students?",That's
That's,"He says, you freaked one of em out? ""Asking a newly blind kid if he can 'see,' is both cruel, and dangerous"" .."
"Yeah, in and outta Frisco on the big boats .. Every lead we had went right out to sea .. Night, night, Freddy T .. John ..","How come he's suddenly so forth- coming? I'd like to kick him right in the If he'd discussed it with me, I mighta gotten somewhere .."
So read it! You just hung a target around her neck!, 
 ,"Don't you know nothing about this guy? He <u>reads</u> the newspapers. Col- lects the cuttings. When are they gonna find her? Now he's reading Helena Robertson's name, phrased like she's a witness. You couldn't have done anything more if you'd sat down & tried .."
"Don't you know nothing about this guy? He <u>reads</u> the newspapers. Col- lects the cuttings. When are they gonna find her? Now he's reading Helena Robertson's name, phrased like she's a witness. You couldn't have done anything more if you'd sat down & tried ..","Hey, c'mon, country boys, let's all line up and hear the expert."
"Hey, c'mon, country boys, let's all line up and hear the expert.","Just walk away from me, Taylor .."
"I know what a ""witness"" is.","Well, her, it ain't. That is blind as a blonde fucken bat."
I suppose I'm the worst witness you've ever had?,"I gotta admit, you're one of them. Just wish I knew what you meant by a ""hollow car?"""
"I gotta admit, you're one of them. Just wish I knew what you meant by a ""hollow car?""","Well, some cars sound and some cars sound thin, and this kind of car sounded ""hollow"" .."
Bobby's out .. What's the hurry?,Friday night at City Hall. Got a great chance to frighten the
Friday night at City Hall. Got a great chance to frighten the,Freddy's new obsession ..
You think you're the only guy ever worked a homicide? I was a big-city cop too. And I bust- ed the clock on fucken Jennifer. I know more about this man than you'll over know - and that's how I know it ain't him - you- 're investigating a soap-opera ..,"Alright, guys. We stop this <u>now</u>."
"Alright, guys. We stop this <u>now</u>.","He tells her, ""bye-bye,"" and she gets ""attacked."" Well, give me a break! There <u>is</u> no ""Ser- ial Killer."" Stick her name up in neon, there's still no Serial kil- ler! And I ain't the only one say- ing it. Everyone in this building is saying it. And I mean <u>everyone</u>."
"Shut up, King Jay ..","No, c'mon, Freddy, let's have this out & over. You know what everyone thinks? They think you're making a case coz you found yourself a nice piece of And no one's blaming you for it, I hear she's worth the flowers. But don't come in here get- ting holy over us. Sure I put it in the paper. Coz I wanted to <u>stop</u> this I don't want you out- ta your head searching my office ag- ain. it's <u>me</u>, & <u>everyone</u> off."
Don't ever stop me!,Sooner... or later... I'll have to stop.
Sooner... or later... I'll have to stop.,"Oh Gawd, oh yes, it's never been better. Never BETTER!!"
"It's all about you, isn't it? Soothe me, save me, love me --",Could you just stop moving?
Could you just stop moving?,I have to finish my job --
I have to finish my job --,Everything's on the run! Everything --
Well.,"Sorry about this hand. You know that feeling -- you're not completely embarrassed yet, but you glimpe tomorrow's embarrassment?"
"Sorry about this hand. You know that feeling -- you're not completely embarrassed yet, but you glimpe tomorrow's embarrassment?","Don't worry about it, boss."
"Don't worry about it, boss.","Oh You said ""boss."""
"Oh You said ""boss.""","Yeah, I did."
"Yeah, I did.",Now I feel like Clarence Thomas.
Now I feel like Clarence Thomas.,No. No don't feel like Clarence Thomas.
No. No don't feel like Clarence Thomas.,"No, I do. I feel like Clarence Thomas. I'm like... harrassing you... right now."
"No, I do. I feel like Clarence Thomas. I'm like... harrassing you... right now.",I may not sue.
Why not! I deserve it.,Dorothy -- what if I'm just not built that way?
Dorothy -- what if I'm just not built that way?,I think we made a mistake here.
At last I find you.,Why the am I here? I feel like I'm five years late for the Prom.
"Man, I got a shelf life of ten years, tops! My next contract's gotta bring me the dollars that'11 last me and mine a very long time. I'm out of this sport in five years. What's my family gonna live on? What you get me. So I don't want to hear about ya your ""nya nya nya.""",Another drink please.
Another drink please.,"Anybody else would have left you by now, but I'm sticking with you. I said I would. And if I got to ride your like Zorro, you're gonna show me the money."
"Anybody else would have left you by now, but I'm sticking with you. I said I would. And if I got to ride your like Zorro, you're gonna show me the money.",Oh my
I'll go back to them.,"And say what? ""Please remove your from my"
Aw crowded restaurant... so there's no scene...,I know. It sucks. I
..., 
Let's go right now. Let's go to the zoo.,"Aw, the thing... I mean, the zoo is closed."
"Aw, the thing... I mean, the zoo is closed.","You said ""fuck""."
"You said ""fuck"".",Yeah I know. I did.
ERRR-IIIC!,And tell your wife to stop making so much noise! We're food to these animals.
"Well, I'm no aviation specialist. But I do know it's of a lot lower than anyone else.","From what I understand, it's pretty much whatever we want."
Her new boyfriend.,"A friend. We were vacationing. Eric wanted to see the island and the dinosaurs, so Ben found a guy who would take them parasailing. They never came back."
"A friend. We were vacationing. Eric wanted to see the island and the dinosaurs, so Ben found a guy who would take them parasailing. They never came back.","We called everyone, did everything we could. Because of all the controversy over this island, no one will step in. Costa Rica says it's a no-fly zone, it's their own fault. Guys at the U.S Embassy -- our U.S. Embassy -- said we should ""accept the inevitable."" You believe that?"
Well what?,"Well it. I don't speak ill of the dead. What I'm trying to say is, it’s was just a crazy accident. The exact same thing could have happened if he was with me. You can't go beating yourself up about it."
My own kid was right in front of me and I didn't do a thing.,You couldn't have made that jump.
You couldn't have made that jump.,"I should have tried. It should have been me on that beach back there, not Billy."
"I should have tried. It should have been me on that beach back there, not Billy.","How would you have helped Eric? He needs you, Paul. He needs us."
"How would you have helped Eric? He needs you, Paul. He needs us.",He could have died.
He could have died.,But he didn't. And neither did you. And I'm glad about that.
What the is going on? What are they doing?,Establishing a perimeter. Making it safe. These guys are really good. One of them was a Green...
Establishing a perimeter. Making it safe. These guys are really good. One of them was a Green...,"Mr. Kirby, trust me, on this island, there is no such thing as safe. We have to get back in this plane..."
Sorry. We were saying?,"You broke that idiot's jaw for no reason other than your boredom. Tell the truth, Roland. Aren't you even interested in knowing this expedition's quarry?"
"You broke that idiot's jaw for no reason other than your boredom. Tell the truth, Roland. Aren't you even interested in knowing this expedition's quarry?","Ajay. Go on up to my ranch, take a look around the trophy room, and tell me what kind of quarry you think could possibly be of any interest to me."
You ever heard of Gambler's Ruin?,What's that?
What's that?,"A statistical phenomenon. Says everything in the world goes in streaks. It's real, you see it everywhere -- in weather, in river flooding, in baseball, in blackjack, in stock markets. Once things go bad, they tend to stay bad. Bad things cluster. They go to together."
"A statistical phenomenon. Says everything in the world goes in streaks. It's real, you see it everywhere -- in weather, in river flooding, in baseball, in blackjack, in stock markets. Once things go bad, they tend to stay bad. Bad things cluster. They go to together.","Feeling a bit blue, are we?"
Did I say,"I'm sorry for the dramatic entrance, but I'm in a hurry. Will you have a wee bit of a drink now and then?"
"Okay, who's the","Uh, this is our paleobotanist, Dr Ellie....."
"Uh, this is our paleobotanist, Dr Ellie.....",Sattler.
"Oh,",Dilophosaurus.
"Oh my Aw,",The shutdown must have turned off all the fences. it! Even Nedry knew better than to mess with the raptor fence.
"Faster, faster!","Must go faster, it's getting closer - must go faster!"
"Must go faster, it's getting closer - must go faster!",Faster! faster!
Faster! faster!,"Must go faster, go, go. Open it up, 5th gear, 5th gear! Here it comes! Stand on it! Fifth - stand on it, 5th gear, go!"
"Up and down, up and down!",I can't believe we invited Ian Malcolm.
I can't believe we invited Ian Malcolm.,People were gettin' bloody noses - - things on your head - - aneurisms - -
You got any kids?,"Me? Oh, yes. Three. I love 'em. I love kids. Anything at all can and does happen."
What's that?,"Well, on the tour - - the film said they used frog DNA to fill in the gene sequence gaps. They mutated the dinosaur's genetic code and blended it with that of frogs. Now, some West African frogs have been known to spontaneously change from male to female, in a single environment. Malcolm was right! Look, life found a way!"
"C'mon Tim, move down, it!","Timmy! The power is coming down, quick!"
"I am totally unappreciated in my time. We can run the whole park from this room, with minimal staff, for up to three days. You think that kind of automation is easy? Or cheap? You know anybody who can network eight Connection Machines and de-bug two million lines of code for what I bid this job? Because I'd sure as like to see them try.",I'm sorry about your financial problems. I really am. But they are your problems.
I'm sorry about your financial problems. I really am. But they are your problems.,"You're right, John. You're absolutely right. Everything's my problem."
"You're right, John. You're absolutely right. Everything's my problem.","I will not get drawn into another financial conversation with you, Dennis. I really will not."
"I will not get drawn into another financial conversation with you, Dennis. I really will not.",I don't think there's been any debate. There's no debate...my mistakes....
I don't think there's been any debate. There's no debate...my mistakes....,"I don't blame people for their mistakes, but I do ask that they pay for them."
"I don't blame people for their mistakes, but I do ask that they pay for them.","Thanks, Dad."
"You tell them if they come up to seventy-five, I'll cut them in on the Crystal Lake package.",Don't tell me you're still thinking of buying Casa de Psycho...
Don't tell me you're still thinking of buying Casa de Psycho...,"Hey, I'm up here right now in a... luxury alpine retreat, with a two million dollar view of the lake."
Oh my this is his house... _we're in his house_...,"Janet, goddamnit, what's going on?"
"Janet, goddamnit, what's going on?",Jas... Jason Voorhees... he's here...
Well?,He's nuts.
He's nuts.,Great. Is that what you're going to say when I put you on the stand?
Great. Is that what you're going to say when I put you on the stand?,"No. When you put me on the stand, I'll say your client is catatonic and exhibits classic symptoms of a schizophrenic, sociopathic personality. And he doesn't sleep."
"No. When you put me on the stand, I'll say your client is catatonic and exhibits classic symptoms of a schizophrenic, sociopathic personality. And he doesn't sleep.",Doesnit sleep?
Doesnit sleep?,Insomnia. Not unusual for someone in his situation. Not to mention he's a bed-wetter.
Insomnia. Not unusual for someone in his situation. Not to mention he's a bed-wetter.,He wets the bed?
He wets the bed?,I always throw that in. It makes the jury feel sorry for the defendant.
Where's he going?,I don't know... but I think he's
I don't know... but I think he's,Great. Now there's _two_ serial killers on the loose.
Great. Now there's _two_ serial killers on the loose.,Krueger's the greater danger right now. We have to stop him. _Springwood_. That's where he'll go. That's where he's always gone. But Springwood's not like Crystal Lake. There's a couple hundred thousand people there. He could be anywhere.
What's that?,_Neurolar_. It's a stimulant -- it's also a serotonin inhibitor. It suppresses all electrical activity in the hippocampus... the part of the brain that controls dreaming.
_Neurolar_. It's a stimulant -- it's also a serotonin inhibitor. It suppresses all electrical activity in the hippocampus... the part of the brain that controls dreaming.,So you think it might counteract Krueger's ability to make us hallucinate?
So you think it might counteract Krueger's ability to make us hallucinate?,Ten CC's of this and you won't be dreaming about anything.
Ten CC's of this and you won't be dreaming about anything.,How long will the effect last?
How long will the effect last?,About ten minutes.
About ten minutes.,Ten minutes...
Ten minutes...,"If I give you a bigger dose, it'll give you a heart attack."
"I thought that with your assistance we could have the premiere at the Albert Hall. We'll take out a full page ad in Variety - ""The Lord Darrow Benefit screening"". We'll invite the King of England - we'll get the whole Royal Family along! It'd be good for them and good for us!","To be quite honest, Mr Denham ... I find the whole idea to be quite reprehensible."
"He's grubbing for money, father.","I just wanna deal with the boss, ok?"
"I just wanna deal with the boss, ok?","No, it's not ok! We're not about to be robbed blind by some two-bit hustler on the make!"
"No, it's not ok! We're not about to be robbed blind by some two-bit hustler on the make!","You - calling me a thief? Well, that's great, coming from a glorified grave robber! You break into the tomb of some dead Egyptian - the poor guy's happily enjoying the afterlife when suddenly his gets stolen by a bunch of light fingered limeys!"
"You - calling me a thief? Well, that's great, coming from a glorified grave robber! You break into the tomb of some dead Egyptian - the poor guy's happily enjoying the afterlife when suddenly his gets stolen by a bunch of light fingered limeys!","Tell me, Mr Driscoll - is it a requirement of the forestry business that you have to be as thick as the trees you cut down?"
Yeah! Life's looking pretty good at the moment.,"I don't know what happened to you, Jack ... but I can't believe you were always this much of a"
"I don't know what happened to you, Jack ... but I can't believe you were always this much of a","When this boat finally reaches Jakata, I'll be first off. You'll never see me again ... and believe me - that day cannot come soon enough. I've got no problem with you ignoring me for the rest of the voyage."
Oh Jesus ... you took it.,Jack! This is the archeological find of the century!
Jack! This is the archeological find of the century!,This is bad luck! Don't you understand? You treat it like a game - two men have already died!
I guess that answers your questions. There's no island on these co- ordinates - not even a lousy fog-bank.,"Well, that was a monumental waste of time! I pay good money, only to be taken on some wild goose chase! I made the mistake of trusting my idiot translator!"
"Listen buddy! Cut the We're looking for Ann, not making a movie!",Jack ... You get to save the girl and I get my third act! It's gonna be good for you and good for me!
Jack ... You get to save the girl and I get my third act! It's gonna be good for you and good for me!,"You better not slow us down, Denham!"
Holy Look at the size of that!,"That's your monkey, Denham."
"That's your monkey, Denham.",Kong ...
Why? She's a,She was with you after she left Frank.
She was with you after she left Frank.,"Well she's not now. I did everything for Arlyn. I loved Arlyn I took her right into my apartment, my own sweet apartment on First. But she wouldn't stay off it -- the junk -- and I wept and I pleaded and I held her in my arms - and she started taking things, my things, and selling them for horse. My clothes. We could've had everything together, everything -- and then the sold my mink!"
Arlyn and Jane commited suicide. He said they commited suicide.,Now there's a picture I'd like you to --
Now there's a picture I'd like you to --,"You said someone killed them, you said you know who, you said that."
"You said someone killed them, you said you know who, you said that.",Well we're pretty --
Well we're pretty --,Why isn't he locked up?
Why isn't he locked up?,"We don't want to just lock him up; we want a conviction, we wanted him to do something more."
"We don't want to just lock him up; we want a conviction, we wanted him to do something more.",Is that why Klute didn't tell me?
Is that why Klute didn't tell me?,I guess he figured it was better.
I guess he figured it was better.,What was better? I made better bait?
What was better? I made better bait?,"No, that's not --"
"No, that's not --","Is that what he set me up for? Everything he's told me from the beginning? -- don't worry, don't --"
"Is that what he set me up for? Everything he's told me from the beginning? -- don't worry, don't --","From the beginning I don't know why the he's messin with you. If he was me he'd know better. If he was even a city boy he'd know better. You're a Miss Daniel, that's the truth of it, right? Now somethin I'd like you to look at."
"From the beginning I don't know why the he's messin with you. If he was me he'd know better. If he was even a city boy he'd know better. You're a Miss Daniel, that's the truth of it, right? Now somethin I'd like you to look at.",I don't have to look at anything. I don't have --
I don't have to look at anything. I don't have --,Here please.
What's the matter?,What the do you think's the matter. I could wait for you someplace.
What the do you think's the matter. I could wait for you someplace.,If Arlyn Page is living with Tom Grunemann --
If Arlyn Page is living with Tom Grunemann --,-- Then you don't need me.
-- Then you don't need me.,But if it's someone else I do.
The next few weeks I would like to know where you are all the time.,Why?
Why?,Just let me know when you are going out and where --
Just let me know when you are going out and where --,What if i go out on tricks - you wanna come along? You could sit and read the National Geographic.
What if i go out on tricks - you wanna come along? You could sit and read the National Geographic.,How can you do it to yourself?
How can you do it to yourself?,I don't get you.
I don't get you.,Ligourin: How could you do it?
Ligourin: How could you do it?,"I told you before, you wouldn't understand."
"I told you before, you wouldn't understand.","You're right, I don't understand. Explain it to me. You were scared. Arlyn Page, that scared you. Well it should; that's death. So what did you do, you ran straight for it, death. Ligourin kills women."
"You're right, I don't understand. Explain it to me. You were scared. Arlyn Page, that scared you. Well it should; that's death. So what did you do, you ran straight for it, death. Ligourin kills women.",No.
No.,"No, no you're right, I'm sorry. He uses women; he lets them themselves. Is that how you want it?"
"No, no you're right, I'm sorry. He uses women; he lets them themselves. Is that how you want it?",Arlyn was a I'm not on junk!
Arlyn was a I'm not on junk!,"No, you can find some other way. Explain it to me. Bree, show me any sense to --"
"No, you can find some other way. Explain it to me. Bree, show me any sense to --","You get the Christ out! You dumb you don't know anything, you square, you get out! I don't have to show you anything; you get out!"
"-- Usual case history -- this isn't a medical confidence, it's all of them -- broken family, lonely, confused, crummy childhood, early promiscuity, formal prostitution beginning in her teens, income twenty-five to thirty thousand a year. Oh they don't keep the money: they get rid of it, they get pimps. Why? Why do you want to know all this?",I want to know how Tom Grunemann got mixed up in it.
I want to know how Tom Grunemann got mixed up in it.,Not unusual.
Not unusual.,Did she talk about him to you?
Did she talk about him to you?,"About his letters -- that's all she remembered. Quite violent material, I'd say, obsessive, a quite sick man. But that's not unusual either."
"About his letters -- that's all she remembered. Quite violent material, I'd say, obsessive, a quite sick man. But that's not unusual either.",Has she talked with you since prison?
Has she talked with you since prison?,"No. She had every good intention of it -- coming to me as a private patient, getting out of the life, devoting herself to an acting career."
"No. She had every good intention of it -- coming to me as a private patient, getting out of the life, devoting herself to an acting career.",I think she's trying that.
I think she's trying that.,"Oh sure they try. The idea of a better life. But they don't really know much about life: They get confused -- or scared or frustrated or bored -- they pop back to the one thing they can handle. The trick. The trick. Men in bed. Not men in general, not life, not love, not even real -- it avoids all that. Just the trick, the transaction."
It's lucky you didn't have the dossier on Cable here.,Nobody's seen that.
Nobody's seen that.,"If we get anything from the lab, we'll have it by noon. And just think -- all he really had to do was write us a letter."
"Mr. Kramer, do you ever have in here with anyone?","Doctor, I attempt to conduct my social life discreetly. At the moment I am seeing no one."
"Doctor, I attempt to conduct my social life discreetly. At the moment I am seeing no one.",Does that distress you?
Does that distress you?,Not particularly.
Not particularly.,What does?
What does?,The prospect of losing my child.
The prospect of losing my child.,"Very well, I'd like to see him if I may."
"Mom, I mean dad...",Uh huh...
Uh huh...,That's not the right soap. We use the kind in the green and yellow box.
That's not the right soap. We use the kind in the green and yellow box.,"C'mon, there's not much difference--"
"C'mon, there's not much difference--",We use the green and yellow.
I'm sorry.,Je-sus Christ! I catch all kind of at the office because I'm not pulling my weight because I'm busting my butt trying to be a decent father and--
Je-sus Christ! I catch all kind of at the office because I'm not pulling my weight because I'm busting my butt trying to be a decent father and--,I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.,"That's terrific. That's really terrific, but I notice I'm the one that's cleaning up this-- Oh, I'll have to do this one over."
"That's terrific. That's really terrific, but I notice I'm the one that's cleaning up this-- Oh, I'll have to do this one over.",I'm sorry.
"There, okay? Now that's just plain old hamburger.",Some of the brown stuff is still there.
Some of the brown stuff is still there.,Then eat around it.
Then eat around it.,No.
No.,"Now listen to me, young man. Do you know what I had to go through to put this food on the table?"
"Now listen to me, young man. Do you know what I had to go through to put this food on the table?",I don't care. I hate it. I want pizza.
I don't care. I hate it. I want pizza.,"Not on your life. That's it. I've had it with around this house. From now on, no more pizza! Get it? Starting right now you can eat real food like a normal human being!"
"Not on your life. That's it. I've had it with around this house. From now on, no more pizza! Get it? Starting right now you can eat real food like a normal human being!",No!
I want my...mm...ommy...I want mmmy...mommy...,Tough You're stuck with me.
"Joanna, go be a mother. Get married, have kids. Don't get married, have kids. Do whatever you want. I don't give a Just leave me out of it--and leave my baby out of it.","Ted, if you can't discuss this rationally--"
"Ted, if you can't discuss this rationally--","Joanna, go yourself!"
"Ted, when we got married it was because I was twenty-seven years old and I thought I should get married and...when I had Billy it was because I thought I should have a baby...and I guess all I did was mess up my life and your life and--","Joanna, what the is--"
"Joanna, what the is--",Please...Please don't stop me. This is the hardest thing I've ever had to do..
"But...just in case...I mean, just on the off chance she doesn't. What are you going to do about the kid?","I don't know, Jim. This whole thing has happened so...Pow-- like that."
"I don't know, Jim. This whole thing has happened so...Pow-- like that.","Look, it's none of my business, so you can tell me to butt out, okay? But if you want my advice, you'll send Billy away to stay with relatives for a while. Just until you get yourself straightened out."
"Look, it's none of my business, so you can tell me to butt out, okay? But if you want my advice, you'll send Billy away to stay with relatives for a while. Just until you get yourself straightened out.","I don't know, Jim..."
"I don't know, Jim...","Ted, this may sound a little rough, but we've just landed the biggest account in the history of this agency, right? And now it's up to us--that's you and me --to deliver the goods. Ted, you're my main man, and if I can't depend on you a hundred and ten percent, twenty-four hours a day, because you're worried about a kid with a runny nose--"
"Ted, this may sound a little rough, but we've just landed the biggest account in the history of this agency, right? And now it's up to us--that's you and me --to deliver the goods. Ted, you're my main man, and if I can't depend on you a hundred and ten percent, twenty-four hours a day, because you're worried about a kid with a runny nose--","Jim, I appreciate what you're saying. I mean it, but I really think Joanna's coming back."
What the is this?,Murray had some ideas about the Fire and Ice campaign and he had the art department make up a few roughs... I think they're kind of interesting.
Murray had some ideas about the Fire and Ice campaign and he had the art department make up a few roughs... I think they're kind of interesting.,"I don't. Jim, this isn't anything like what we talked about. It's not even close."
"All right, Jim. You said I was running this show, right? You said no decisions without my approval, right? Well what the is this? What's going on, Jim?","Well, ah...I thought it over and I decided we're doing it Murray's way."
"Well, ah...I thought it over and I decided we're doing it Murray's way.","Jim, this is garbage. This isn't anything like what we talked to Revlon about. None of it. You can't--"
"Jim, this is garbage. This isn't anything like what we talked to Revlon about. None of it. You can't--","That's my decision, Ted and that's final."
What?,"Walk him over to Bethesda Fountain, buy him an ice. It'll twenty minutes."
"Walk him over to Bethesda Fountain, buy him an ice. It'll twenty minutes.",I've got a lot more than twenty minutes to
I've got a lot more than twenty minutes to,Tough... ...I get off duty at five-thirty. How long you been divorced?
Tough... ...I get off duty at five-thirty. How long you been divorced?,Three months. How can you tell?
Three months. How can you tell?,"You've got that look. My lady and I split two years ago in August and I'm an old pro at this First thing, stay away from the Children's Zoo. It's pure I never see another chicken, I'll be happy. I'm here, darling. Don't worry..."
"That's if we win. If we lose, you could end up having to pay your wife's court costs as well.",Fine.
Fine.,"Good. You've hired yourself a of a lawyer, Mr. Kramer. How old is the child?"
"Good. You've hired yourself a of a lawyer, Mr. Kramer. How old is the child?",Six.
John?,"Ted, I won't lie to you, we don't have a hope in of winning a custody hearing if you're out of work."
"Good Christ, Joanna, just get the out of my life.",Ted? Are you there?
Ted? Are you there?,Yeah.
Yeah.,Any prospects?
Any prospects?,"Don't worry. I plan to have something within twenty-four hours, John."
"Don't worry. I plan to have something within twenty-four hours, John.",How the are you going to do that?
How the are you going to do that?,I don't know.
"Two. She is getting to be a real hermit or recluse or whatever it is you call it. Thelma, do you know where I could be in this business if I had a wife that entertained or went out socially--","Oh for shit's sake, Ted, you are the most selfish human being I have ever met. No wonder she said you came first, then Billy, then, if there was anything left over, she got the scraps."
"Oh for shit's sake, Ted, you are the most selfish human being I have ever met. No wonder she said you came first, then Billy, then, if there was anything left over, she got the scraps.",Joanna said that?
Y'know something Thelma--you are the typhoid Mary of divorce. I mean it. Joanna and I never had any trouble until you and Charley split up.,"Ted, divorce is a terrible thing. I know, I went through it. You've got to believe I did everything I could to get Joanna to stay. But I'll tell you something. You may not want to hear it, but it took a lot of courage for Joanna to do what she just did."
"Ted, divorce is a terrible thing. I know, I went through it. You've got to believe I did everything I could to get Joanna to stay. But I'll tell you something. You may not want to hear it, but it took a lot of courage for Joanna to do what she just did.",I'd like to know what the kind of courage it takes to walk out on your husband and your child?
Jesus Christ!!,What the are you doing?!!
What the are you doing?!!,What are <u>you</u> doing?!
What are <u>you</u> doing?!,You're crawling around like a--
You're crawling around like a--,I'm laying a spring trap!
I'm laying a spring trap!,A spring trap!
A spring trap!,"I keep telling you, they <u>can</u> come on land, I don't wanna wake up in the middle of the night--"
"I keep telling you, they <u>can</u> come on land, I don't wanna wake up in the middle of the night--","I coulda shot you, you--"
"I coulda shot you, you--","This could end up saving your life,--"
"I brought a pork chop, maybe we could hang it around your neck for luck.","No thank you, but maybe later you can chew the bark off my big log."
Asia? How... how could he get here?,Obviously some in Hong Kong flushed him down a toilet.
Maybe he doesn't play well with others.,Is everything a big joke to you?
Is everything a big joke to you?,<u>Bite</u> <u>my</u> <u>bishop</u>.
I can arrest you!!,Then do it!!
Then do it!!,"You probably <u>do</u> want to be killed by it, that was you trying to meet your maker."
"You probably <u>do</u> want to be killed by it, that was you trying to meet your maker.",So profound and
"This time, <u>I'm</u> gonna kick your",bit my chopper.
bit my chopper.,Hey!!
"If he's here, I'll find him. Did she tell you we had together?",I never had with you!
I never had with you!,"Even so, you're allowed to boast. You look thin by the way, I've mentally undressed you, I can see your ribcage."
"But they're nighttime hunters, Hector, he'd probably be on land now anyway.","'Cept he wasn't before, was he? You know, when friends or family members say things, they tend not to register so sometimes it helps to hear it from a total stranger. You're"
"'Cept he wasn't before, was he? You know, when friends or family members say things, they tend not to register so sometimes it helps to hear it from a total stranger. You're",<u>Hector</u>.
With crocodiles... everything's even.,"I'm no psychiatrist. But I would think there have to be better places to look for autonomy, than--"
"I'm no psychiatrist. But I would think there have to be better places to look for autonomy, than--","I'm an empty man, Kelly, wealth has robbed me of the dream in life, I sit here broken, a hollow sack--"
"I'm an empty man, Kelly, wealth has robbed me of the dream in life, I sit here broken, a hollow sack--","Oh,"
"He may be a kook but he's also been all over the world with them. He even swam in the Grimetti with killer Niles all around him, he never got nipped.",And that's why he thinks they're Godly?
And that's why he thinks they're Godly?,He said he knew it when he looked into their eyes.
He said he knew it when he looked into their eyes.,You like Jack?
You like Jack?,<u>What</u>? I don't even <u>know</u> the guy.
<u>What</u>? I don't even <u>know</u> the guy.,Hector thinks you like him.
Hector thinks you like him.,Well Hector's a giant cracker.
Well Hector's a giant cracker.,You think Jack's handsome?
You think Jack's handsome?,What is this?
What is this?,I'm just curious. I can never tell what women think is handsome. Is he handsome?
I'm just curious. I can never tell what women think is handsome. Is he handsome?,Well. He's probably rugged handsome I guess. Yeah.
"Oh. Oh. That's okay. Well. This uh... this probably wasn't meant to be, y'know. I mean, I'm... I gotta be ten years younger and you, <u>you</u>... you're y'know...",A
A,"<u>Oh</u>... No, no, I'm not angry I'm not, I'm just thrown, I'm... I actually have an early lunch, so..."
"<u>Oh</u>... No, no, I'm not angry I'm not, I'm just thrown, I'm... I actually have an early lunch, so...",It's ten after nine.
It's ten after nine.,"Yes, well... famished."
"Clarice, how'd you make me?",Never Just squeeze.
Never Just squeeze.,I love it when you talk dirty.
Clarice - you did the best anybody could have for Catherine Martin. You stuck your neck out for her and you got your butt kicked for her and you tried. It's not your fault it ended this way.,"The worst part - the thing that's making me crazy - is that Bill is right in front of me. Only I can't see him... Lecter said, everything I need to catch him is right here, in these pages..."
"The worst part - the thing that's making me crazy - is that Bill is right in front of me. Only I can't see him... Lecter said, everything I need to catch him is right here, in these pages...",Lecter said a lot of things.
Lecter said a lot of things.,"He's here, Ardelia."
"""- every day.""",Hot Clarice.
Hot Clarice.,He knew her...!
"FBI, Catherine, you're safe.","Safe, he's got a gun! Getmeout. GET ME OUT!"
"Safe, he's got a gun! Getmeout. GET ME OUT!",You're all right! Where is he?
You're all right! Where is he?,Get me out!
Get me out!,I'll get you out! Just be quiet so I can hear. Shut that dog up. Is there a ladder? Is there a rope?
I'll get you out! Just be quiet so I can hear. Shut that dog up. Is there a ladder? Is there a rope?,I don't know! Get me out!!
I don't know! Get me out!!,"Catherine. Listen to me. I have to find a rope. I have to leave this room, just for a minute, but -"
"Catherine. Listen to me. I have to find a rope. I have to leave this room, just for a minute, but -","NOOOOO! You don't you LEAVE ME down here, DON'T YOU - YOU"
"NOOOOO! You don't you LEAVE ME down here, DON'T YOU - YOU",Shut UP! The other officers will be here any minute! you're perfectly safe now!
I've read your interim memo on Lecter. You sure you've left nothing out?,"It's all there, sir, practically verbatim."
"It's all there, sir, practically verbatim.","Every word, Starling? Every gesture?"
"Every word, Starling? Every gesture?","Right down to the kleenex I used. Sir, why? Is something wrong?"
"Right down to the kleenex I used. Sir, why? Is something wrong?","He mentioned a name, at the very end. ""Mofet..."" Any followup on her?"
"He mentioned a name, at the very end. ""Mofet..."" Any followup on her?","I spent all evening on the mainframe. Lecter altered or destroyed most of his patient histories, prior to capture. No record of anyone named Mofet. But ""Split City"" sounded like it might have have something to do with divorce. I tracked it down in the library's catalogue of national yellow pages. It's a mini-storage facility outside Baltimore, where Lecter had his practice."
Well? Why aren't you there right now?,"Sir, that's a field job. It's outside the scope of my assignment. And I've got a test tomorrow on -"
"Sir, that's a field job. It's outside the scope of my assignment. And I've got a test tomorrow on -","Do you recall my instructions to you, Starling? What were they?"
"Do you recall my instructions to you, Starling? What were they?",To complete and file my report by 0800 Wednesday. But sir -
To complete and file my report by 0800 Wednesday. But sir -,"Then do that, Starling. Do just exactly that."
"Then do that, Starling. Do just exactly that.","Sir, what is it? There's something you're not telling me."
"Sir, what is it? There's something you're not telling me.",Miggs has been murdered.
Miggs has been murdered.,Murdered...? How?
Murdered...? How?,"The orderly heard Lecter whispering to him, all afternoon, and Miggs crying. They found him at bed check. He'd swallowed his own tongue... Chilton is scared stiff the family will file a civil rights lawsuit, and he's trying to blame it on you. I told the little your conduct was flawless. Starling...?"
"The orderly heard Lecter whispering to him, all afternoon, and Miggs crying. They found him at bed check. He'd swallowed his own tongue... Chilton is scared stiff the family will file a civil rights lawsuit, and he's trying to blame it on you. I told the little your conduct was flawless. Starling...?","I'm here, sir, I just - I don't know how to feel about it."
"I'm here, sir, I just - I don't know how to feel about it.","You don't have to feel any way about it. Lecter did it to amuse himself. Why not, what can they do? Take away his books for awhile, and no jello... I know it got today. But this is your report, Starling - take it as far as you can. On your own time, outside of class. Now carry on."
"Is that a pretty good job, FBI agent?",I think so.
I think so.,"You get to travel around and stuff? I mean, better places then this?"
"You get to travel around and stuff? I mean, better places then this?",Sometimes you do.
Sometimes you do.,"Freddie was so happy for me when I got this job. This - toaster giveaways, and Barry Manilow on the speakers all day - she thought this was really hot What did she know, big"
"He was a town marshal... one night he surprised two burglars, coming out the back of a drugstore... They shot him.",Killed outright?
Killed outright?,"No. He was strong, he lasted almost a month. My mother - died when I was very young, so my father had become - the whole world to me... After he left me, I had nobody. I was ten years old."
"No. He was strong, he lasted almost a month. My mother - died when I was very young, so my father had become - the whole world to me... After he left me, I had nobody. I was ten years old.","You're very frank, Clarice. I think - it would be quite something to know you in private life."
"You're very frank, Clarice. I think - it would be quite something to know you in private life.","Quid pro quo, Doctor."
"Quid pro quo, Doctor.","The significance of the moth is change. Caterpillar into cocoon into beauty... Billy wants to change, too, Clarice. But there's the problem of his size, you see. Even if he were a woman, he'd have to be a big one..."
"The significance of the moth is change. Caterpillar into cocoon into beauty... Billy wants to change, too, Clarice. But there's the problem of his size, you see. Even if he were a woman, he'd have to be a big one...","Dr. Lecter, there's no correlation in the literature between transsexualism and violence. Transsexuals are very passive."
"Dr. Lecter, there's no correlation in the literature between transsexualism and violence. Transsexuals are very passive.",Clever girl. You're so close to the way you're going to catch him - do you realize that?
Clever girl. You're so close to the way you're going to catch him - do you realize that?,No. Tell me why.
No. Tell me why.,"After your father's death, you were orphaned. What happened next? I don't imagine the answer's on those second-rate shoes, Clarice."
"After your father's death, you were orphaned. What happened next? I don't imagine the answer's on those second-rate shoes, Clarice.",I went to live with my mother's cousin and her husband in Montana. They had a ranch.
I went to live with my mother's cousin and her husband in Montana. They had a ranch.,A cattle ranch?
A cattle ranch?,Horses - and sheep...
Horses - and sheep...,How long did you live there?
How long did you live there?,Two months.
Two months.,Why so briefly?
Why so briefly?,I - ran away...
I - ran away...,"Why, Clarice? Did the rancher you?"
"Why, Clarice? Did the rancher you?",No.
No.,Did he try to?
Did he try to?,"No...! Quid pro quo, Doctor."
"No...! Quid pro quo, Doctor.","Billy's not a real but he thinks he is. He tries to be. He's tried to be a lot of things, I expect."
"Billy's not a real but he thinks he is. He tries to be. He's tried to be a lot of things, I expect.",You said - I was very close to the way we'd catch him.
You said - I was very close to the way we'd catch him.,"There are three major centers for surgery: Johns Hopkins, the University of Minnesota, and Columbus Medical center. I wouldn't be surprised if Billy has applied for reassignment at one or all of them, and been rejected."
"There are three major centers for surgery: Johns Hopkins, the University of Minnesota, and Columbus Medical center. I wouldn't be surprised if Billy has applied for reassignment at one or all of them, and been rejected.",On what basis would they reject him?
On what basis would they reject him?,"The personality inventories would trip him up. Rorschach, Wechsler, House-Tree-Person... He wouldn't test like a real"
"The personality inventories would trip him up. Rorschach, Wechsler, House-Tree-Person... He wouldn't test like a real",How would he test?
"Look... search your own records, if you prefer. You can do it a lot faster than us, anyway. If we find Buffalo Bill through your information, I'll suppress it. Nobody has to know this hospital cooperated.","I doubt very much that the FBI or any other government agency can keep a secret, Mr. Crawford. Truth will out... And then what? Will you give Johns Hopkins a new identity? Put a big pair of sunglasses on this building, and a funny nose?"
"I doubt very much that the FBI or any other government agency can keep a secret, Mr. Crawford. Truth will out... And then what? Will you give Johns Hopkins a new identity? Put a big pair of sunglasses on this building, and a funny nose?","Oh, that's clever, Dr. Danielson. Very humorous. You like the truth? Try this. He kidnaps young women and kills them and rips their skin off. We don't want him to do that anymore. If you don't help me, just as fast as you can, then the Justice Department is going to ask publicly for a court order, We'll ask twice a day, just in time for the morning and evening news. And each one of our press conferences will focus on Dr. Danielson, over at Johns Hopkins, and how we're still hoping for his cooperation. And every time there's any news on the case - when Catherine Martin floats, when the next one floats, and the next one - why, we'll just issue another press release about good ol' Dr. Danielson, over at Johns Hopkins - complete with all his humorous remarks."
"Oh, that's clever, Dr. Danielson. Very humorous. You like the truth? Try this. He kidnaps young women and kills them and rips their skin off. We don't want him to do that anymore. If you don't help me, just as fast as you can, then the Justice Department is going to ask publicly for a court order, We'll ask twice a day, just in time for the morning and evening news. And each one of our press conferences will focus on Dr. Danielson, over at Johns Hopkins, and how we're still hoping for his cooperation. And every time there's any news on the case - when Catherine Martin floats, when the next one floats, and the next one - why, we'll just issue another press release about good ol' Dr. Danielson, over at Johns Hopkins - complete with all his humorous remarks.",It may be that - I could confer with my colleagues on this. And get back to you.
It may be that - I could confer with my colleagues on this. And get back to you.,"Would you, Doctor? That would be so kind."
Told you to stay away from this hole! Why did you disobey me?,When? How?
When? How?,My letter...
My letter...,There was none!
There was none!,What?
What?,There was no letter.
There was no letter.,I sent three men to Webb!
"I ain't your ""scout"". And I am in no militia.",Then you are one of those who would allow England to fight alone while she protects you from France?
Then you are one of those who would allow England to fight alone while she protects you from France?,England does not protect me and does not war against France on our account. She uses us to war against France on her own account... of greed for land and furs.
I have lived to see two things I never expected. An Englishman afraid to support a friend. And a Frenchman too honest to profit by that advantage.,General Webb can burn in We'll go back and dig our graves behind the ramparts! Our mission is to fight.
General Webb can burn in We'll go back and dig our graves behind the ramparts! Our mission is to fight.,Death and honor are sometimes thought to be the same. Today I have learned that they are not.
Dead? This morning you said he had some skin disorder.,He did.
He did.,"Well, how the does a skin rash you in eight hours?!"
Where the hell've you been?,I got hung up! Try this!
"Cobb, Jones, I want you to do something about that rattle in the air system... Bowman and Sixpack...living quarters...", 
 ,"Williams...get DeJesus' suit on the ""sick rack"" and do a diagnostics. Any other suit problems she should know about?"
"Look at my foot, sir! This put a sea monster in my bunk!",How do you know it was Williams?
How do you know it was Williams?,Huh? I...uh...uh...
Huh? I...uh...uh...,"All right, Sixpack, you and Williams are gonna pull water duty tomorrow--"
Forty-eight hours!,I realize you must have gone through
"You take your money, too seriously, Bo.","You're right I do. Five years down here and I'll pull in more than 15 topside. I'm not down here for the fun, I'll tell you that."
Still bothering you?,Itches like
Itches like,Take it off and let me have a look.
"No way, Mister Beck! <u>No</u> way</u>! We just did a full shift, you can't call Shack duty on top of a full shift. It's a contract violation!","Whooo! Right on, Cobb! Let's hear it for our shop Steward!"
"""Routine,"" my Ain't nothin' ""routine"" about no physical check- up 10,000 feet down...especially when we're getting picked up the next day!","He didn't say it was a ""routine check-up,"" he said it was a ""routine <u>precaution</u>."""
I say we should go get in the escape bubbles and get the out of here!,"And hit the surface in the middle of a typhoon?...No, thank you. I'll take my chance down here."
You guys are crazy. What the you play that game for?,"What game, Cobb?...I'm on my way to Nirvana..."
"What game, Cobb?...I'm on my way to Nirvana...",You're on your way somewhere all right...the looney bin.
You're on your way somewhere all right...the looney bin.,"I'm on the way to the looney bin? Hey, man, I'm not the dude sun bathing in his clothes."
No...he's really sick. I heard him last night. The company will take that into consideration...,"Honey, the company don't give a flying about ""whys,"" they just look at the numbers and the contract says if we miss our quota they only got to pay us half-pay for the entire month."
It needs blood?,great...You telling me we got a dracula in here with us?
"Soap is called Soap because he likes to keep his hands clean of any unlawful behaviour. He is proud of his job, and even more proud that it's legal.","He's a stroppy sod but he's got more balls than a golfer, only he doesn't know it. ' * Cut from completed film."
So how long do you have to wait 'till you see a return?,Probably no longer than four weeks.
Probably no longer than four weeks.,"A month? So, my friend, what good is that, if we need it in six . . . no, five days?"
"A month? So, my friend, what good is that, if we need it in six . . . no, five days?","Well, it's still a good idea."
When the old is not playing cards he's chasing a thousand debts that ill-fated individuals owe for an array of reasons.,and and antique shotguns are all deep and dear in Harry's stone cold heart.
"Ed can run fast, talk fast, eat fast, and play cards fast, but he's slow when it comes to spotting the roz.",The reason he is called BACON is he spent so much of his youth in the police station that people thought he was one of them. But he is a big boy now and it is time to move on.
"Let me tell you about Hatchet Harry. Once there was this geezer called Smithy Robinson who worked for Harry. It was rumoured that he was on the take. Harry invited Smithy round for an explanation. Smithy didn't do a very good job. Within a minute Harry lost his temper and reached for the nearest thing at hand, which happened to be a fifteen-inch black rubber He then proceeded to batter poor Smithy to death with this; that was seen as a pleasant way to go . . . Hence, Hatchet Harry is a man you pay if you owe.","I'll think of something, don't worry."
"Bacon, see what we got.","Let's have a butcher's. Jesus, there's lots of everything. We've got knows how much of this stinking we've got a load of cash; and we've got a . . . traffic warden."
What's that?,"A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail."
"A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.","No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-utan in that."
"No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-utan in that.","You want a pint, go to the pub."
"You want a pint, go to the pub.",I thought this was a pub.
I thought this was a pub.,It's a Samoan pub.
It's a Samoan pub.,"Well whatever it is, could you get your man to turn the TV down?"
"Well whatever it is, could you get your man to turn the TV down?","You ask him if you like, but I would leave him to it if I was you."
There are no others.,"Now, stop around. The others, the old ones?"
"Now, stop around. The others, the old ones?",I don't know what you mean.
I don't know what you mean.,There were two old guns there; where are they?
There were two old guns there; where are they?,"Not in the cabinet there wasn't. There was a couple of old hammer-lock muskets the butler was carrying; they were ours, and we sold 'em!"
"Well you just better un-sell 'em, sharpish.",They were . . .
They were . . .,I am not interested.
"All right, all right, so we can say he is good.","Better than good, he is a liability."
"Better than good, he is a liability.",Where did he get a hundred grand?
"Shotguns? What, like guns that fire shot?","Oh, you must be the brains then. That's right, guns that fire shot . . . Make sure you bring everything from inside the gun cabinet. There will be a load of guns, that's all I want. I'll pay you when you deliver. Everything outside the cabinet you can keep; it's yours."
"Oh, you must be the brains then. That's right, guns that fire shot . . . Make sure you bring everything from inside the gun cabinet. There will be a load of guns, that's all I want. I'll pay you when you deliver. Everything outside the cabinet you can keep; it's yours.","Oh, thanks very much. And there had better be something there for us."
"Oh, thanks very much. And there had better be something there for us.","It's a stately home, of course there'll be something there."
"You all right back there, mate?",Very funny. Where's what I want?
Very funny. Where's what I want?,It's in an office; I have just left it in the office. 137
It's in an office; I have just left it in the office. 137,"Well, you had better go and get it from the office. That's if you want to see your son reach his next birthday. Now chop-fuckin'-chop."
"Well, you had better go and get it from the office. That's if you want to see your son reach his next birthday. Now chop-fuckin'-chop.","All right, furry"
Who was that?,That was Hatchet Horrible Harry.
That was Hatchet Horrible Harry.,"Jesus, I have heard about him."
"Jesus, I have heard about him.",We're in the spite. They were his guns that we sold; we gotta find 'em.
We gotta get those guns.,This is dangerous Dean; we don't even know who lives in there.
This is dangerous Dean; we don't even know who lives in there.,"Listen, I don't care who lives in there; all as I know it's got to be preferable to death by Hatchet."
"Listen, I don't care who lives in there; all as I know it's got to be preferable to death by Hatchet.",Furry let's go.
"So we have a bit of a problem, don't we?","Er well, yes we do."
"Er well, yes we do.","In fact it is a little more than a bit of a problem, isn't it? You could say that in the scale of these things this is the Mount Everest of problems, couldn't you? . . . And the reason it is such a mon of a problem is because you don't have the first idea who did this to us, do you?"
There's one steel gate as you go in but they never lock it.,"What do you mean, never? Well what have they got it for, then?"
"What do you mean, never? Well what have they got it for, then?","I must have been there fifty times, it's never been locked; they're not suspicious. Everybody who goes there are toffs. They're all into that karma `If I don't harm nobody, nobody harms me' stuff."
"I must have been there fifty times, it's never been locked; they're not suspicious. Everybody who goes there are toffs. They're all into that karma `If I don't harm nobody, nobody harms me' stuff.",Is there no way they can get back to you?
Is there no way they can get back to you?,Even if they could they'd be too scared. They have got no muscle; they're gutless faggots.
"There's nothing to worry about, it's going to be easy.","There is no such thing as easy in my experience and, if you think this is going to be easy, you're a It may be easier than most but it's not going to be easy."
"What's that idiot doing next door? We use your van. It's up some stairs this place, so we'll stick out like balls on a bulldog. Plank is going up first. There is a cage but it is never locked, is it Plank?",No.
No.,"And it better bloody not be. Once he is firmly in place, he gets the rest of us in. We'll get nasty with a couple of them, 'em up, scare and gag 'em. I can't see these wankers giving us a problem, but they might have a couple of tools hanging around like any cowboy. When the job is done we'll come straight back here. It's dark by then, unload and Robert's your father's brother. Everybody savvy?"
What the did you do to Fauntleroy?,"I didn't touch him, he just passed out."
"this is the last time, and don't let him know that you're here, otherwise he will be here all day, and get rid of him quick. We have work to do.",What the is going on?
"Right, his leg's going now.","All right, all right, I am coming. Willie, he doesn't know you are here, just sort something out, OK."
Are you sure you can afford twenty-five?,"Well that depends on how you look at it. I can afford it as long as I see it again, if that's what you mean. You got the rest from the man and Bacon?"
"What was that, armed? What do you mean, armed? Armed with what?","Er, bad breath, colourful language and a feather duster! . . . What do you think they will be armed with? Guns, you"
"Er, bad breath, colourful language and a feather duster! . . . What do you think they will be armed with? Guns, you","Guns! You never said anything about guns. A minute ago this was the safest job in the world, now it's turning in to a bad day in Bosnia . . ."
"Guns! You never said anything about guns. A minute ago this was the safest job in the world, now it's turning in to a bad day in Bosnia . . .","Jesus, Soap, stop being such a mincer. I thought about that and..."
Where the are they going? To butcher a sheep? I thought this was a robbery.,"Where did they get those outfits from? Haven't we got some like that, Tom?"
"No I don't! You can't make a cup of tea, Edward.",Why not? The whole of the British Empire was built on cups of tea.
Why not? The whole of the British Empire was built on cups of tea.,And look what happened to that.
And look what happened to that.,"If you think I am going to war without one, you're mistaken, mate."
What the are you doing here?,"Why, what's up?"
"Why, what's up?","Er, let me guess, my foot in your A game of cards and Hatchet Harry. You're supposed to be getting some rest, boy!"
"Everything all right out there, Tom?",Right as rain.
Right as rain.,Where the are we supposed to hide?
"That you, boy?","It's Ed, if that's what you mean."
"It's Ed, if that's what you mean.","It's pay day, ain't it?"
"It's pay day, ain't it?",I wanted to talk to you about that.
I wanted to talk to you about that.,"I bet you did. I have got half a million nicker sitting in front of me, which means that some poor sod doesn't. You must have upset a few people, boy . . . but that isn't really my concern, is it? But what does concern me is the guns you had. I want to talk to you about that. Get your over here now, and I do mean now!"
"Sorry, got to do business like this now; can't be too careful these days.","I know. Now shut it. You say a word the right knee goes, another word then your left."
"I know. Now shut it. You say a word the right knee goes, another word then your left.","What are you doing, Plank?"
"What are you doing, Plank?",What do you think I am doing? Hold on. What are you doing? Unlock that gate. Oi! I said unlock that gate.
"What are you talking about? I am bloody skinny, pal.","Of course you are. All right, Ed."
"Jews don't celebrate Christmas, Tom.","Never mind that now. I also need some artillery, you know, a couple of sawn-off shotguns."
"Never mind that now. I also need some artillery, you know, a couple of sawn-off shotguns.","Bloody Tom! This is a bit heavy. This is London, not the Lebanon' Who do you think I am?"
"Bloody Tom! This is a bit heavy. This is London, not the Lebanon' Who do you think I am?",I think you're Nick the Greek.
"Jesus, if I pick them up, will they stay in one piece? Where did you get them from?","I got contacts. Listen Tom, if you pointed them at me I'd myself or do whatever you said to do. Either way you still get the desired effect."
"I got contacts. Listen Tom, if you pointed them at me I'd myself or do whatever you said to do. Either way you still get the desired effect.","They look nice, I agree . . . but lacking in criminal credibility, aren't they? I might get laughed at. How much do you want for these muskets?"
"They look nice, I agree . . . but lacking in criminal credibility, aren't they? I might get laughed at. How much do you want for these muskets?",Seven hundred each.
"Sawn-offs are out, Tom; people like to have a bit mare range nowadays.","Range? I don't want to blow the out of this country, granted, but I don't want anybody blowing a raspberry at me either. I want to look mean."
"Range? I don't want to blow the out of this country, granted, but I don't want anybody blowing a raspberry at me either. I want to look mean.","Of course you will look mean, Tom, you will look really scary."
"Of course you will look mean, Tom, you will look really scary.","All right, let's forget about them for the time being. What about your man?"
"All right, let's forget about them for the time being. What about your man?","Rory Breaker is standing by. You stand to make a lot of money, Tommy boy."
"So, a reasonable return should be in the region of one hundred and twenty, for twenty-five grand invested. That's going on previous experiences.",That's going on optimism.
That's going on optimism.,"Whatever it's going on, it's still enough to send you on a cooking course."
"Whatever it's going on, it's still enough to send you on a cooking course.","You're not funny Tom; you're and look as though you should be funny, but you're not."
"Oh, you assume, do ya? What do they say about assumption being the brother of all",It's the mother of
It's the mother of,"Well, excuse me, brother, mother or any other sucker, doesn't make any difference, they are still guns, and they still fire bullets!"
This guy Rory Breaker can afford to do the deal at the price we are selling. It's not worth him giving us trouble; he knows we would be a pain in the and who wants a pain in the,I would take a pain in the for half a million.
I would take a pain in the for half a million.,You would take a pain ín the full stop.
You would take a pain ín the full stop.,"Tom, the fatter you get, the sadder you get."
There's six black sitting on the side of the road. How many beaks have they got between them?,Six.
Six.,How many wings have they got between them?
How many wings have they got between them?,Twelve.
Twelve.,How many feet?
How many feet?,"Er, well, twelve."
"Er, well, twelve.",That's right. So how many whiskers has the little white kitten got?
That's right. So how many whiskers has the little white kitten got?,How the should I know?
How the should I know?,How come you know so much about black and so little about white
"Chill, Winston, it's me and Charlie can see it's me, so what's the problem?","The problem is, that Charlie and yourself are not the quickest of cats in the alley at the best of times, so just do as I say and keep the cage locked."
"What are you carrying,","Er, fertilizer."
"Er, fertilizer.","You went out six hours ago to buy a money counter and you come back carrying two bags of fertilizer. Alarm bells are ringing,"
"You went out six hours ago to buy a money counter and you come back carrying two bags of fertilizer. Alarm bells are ringing,","We need fertilizer, Winston."
"We need fertilizer, Winston.","We also need a money counter, William! We have to get the money out by Thursday and I'll be buggered if I am counting it . . . and if you have to get your sodding fertilizer, couldn't you be a little more subtle?"
"We also need a money counter, William! We have to get the money out by Thursday and I'll be buggered if I am counting it . . . and if you have to get your sodding fertilizer, couldn't you be a little more subtle?",What do you mean?
What do you mean?,"I mean we grow copious amounts of and you don't look like your average that's what I mean,"
"Why do you think they let us in on the ""deal""?","They got people to fight. Arabs, yellow people, whatever. Might as well use us."
"They got people to fight. Arabs, yellow people, whatever. Might as well use us.",Do you think you've been discriminated against on this post?
Do you think you've been discriminated against on this post?,"No, sir. Not at all."
"No, sir. Not at all.",Any serious problems with your sergeant or your fellow soldiers?
Any serious problems with your sergeant or your fellow soldiers?,"No, sir. They all been real straight with me."
Whole different story; isn't it?,You're fired. You're outta the department.
You're fired. You're outta the department.,"There's not a soul in this county isn't sick to death of your Charley. You made yourself scarce, you could make a lot of people happy."
"There's not a soul in this county isn't sick to death of your Charley. You made yourself scarce, you could make a lot of people happy.",You little pissant--
You little pissant--,"Now or later, Charley. You won't have any trouble finding me."
"The Longhorns gonna kick some serious butt this Saturday, you just watch. We got a kid at tailback from down your way--outta El Indio--",That's in Maverick County.
350 pounds.,What?
What?,"This boy from West Side, plays tackle both ways. Bench-presses 350 pounds. You imagine having that much weight on top of you? Pushing down? Be hard to breathe. Hard to swallow."
"This boy from West Side, plays tackle both ways. Bench-presses 350 pounds. You imagine having that much weight on top of you? Pushing down? Be hard to breathe. Hard to swallow.",I think they have another fella there to keep it off your chest. A spotter.
I think they have another fella there to keep it off your chest. A spotter.,"""I only got my little girl now,"" he says, ""she's my lifeline."" Then he tells me I can't be in the box anymore if I can't control myself. Sonofabitch don't even watch the game, just sits there drinking with his bidness friends, look up at the TV now and then. I do better to sit in the cheap seats with some real football people."
"""I only got my little girl now,"" he says, ""she's my lifeline."" Then he tells me I can't be in the box anymore if I can't control myself. Sonofabitch don't even watch the game, just sits there drinking with his bidness friends, look up at the TV now and then. I do better to sit in the cheap seats with some real football people.","You look good, Bunny. It's nice to see you."
"You look good, Bunny. It's nice to see you.","Thanks. I like it when you say that, Sam."
Where'd he get all this?,Your mother got a brother--Alphonse--
Your mother got a brother--Alphonse--,Uncle Al--
Uncle Al--,"Otis stood on good terms with the man. Whenever you do something makes the news, he sends it on. When they made you General, Otis just about drove away all our customers going on about it."
"Otis stood on good terms with the man. Whenever you do something makes the news, he sends it on. When they made you General, Otis just about drove away all our customers going on about it.",I'm a colonel.
I'm a colonel.,"Yeah, I know--Man made me memorize the whole Army chain of command before he'd marry me. So this is a big deal, commander and all?"
"Yeah, I know--Man made me memorize the whole Army chain of command before he'd marry me. So this is a big deal, commander and all?","It's a small post and they're phasing it out in two years, but I moved up in rank and--well, a command is a command."
"It's a small post and they're phasing it out in two years, but I moved up in rank and--well, a command is a command.",Otis went on like you were that guy who won the Gulf War. Colin whatsit.
Otis went on like you were that guy who won the Gulf War. Colin whatsit.,My mother said he never asked about--
My mother said he never asked about--,He never asked her.
"Men worked for Santa Anna down there, waited out the Civil War. The land wasn't much to feed people on, so in 1870 they come north and put up at Fort Duncan and the men joined up what was called the Seminole Indian Scouts. Best trackers either side of the border. Bandits, rustlers, Texas rednecks, Kiowa, Comanche--",They fought against the Indians?
They fought against the Indians?,Same as they done in Mexico.
Same as they done in Mexico.,But they were Indians themselves.
But they were Indians themselves.,They were in the Army. Like your father.
They were in the Army. Like your father.,You know who I am?
You know who I am?,I got a pretty good guess.
I got a pretty good guess.,That guy who got shot--
That guy who got shot--,You didn't go telling your father you were here?
You didn't go telling your father you were here?,Are you kidding? And face a court- martial?
Are you kidding? And face a court- martial?,"He's a pretty tough old man, huh?"
"He's a pretty tough old man, huh?","No sports if I don't keep a B average, no TV on school nights, no PDA's--"
"No sports if I don't keep a B average, no TV on school nights, no PDA's--",PDA?
PDA?,"Public Display of Affection. Every time he moves up a rank, it's like he's got to tighten the screws a little more--"
"Public Display of Affection. Every time he moves up a rank, it's like he's got to tighten the screws a little more--",Well--
Well--,"I mean, just 'cause he didn't--you know--"
"I mean, just 'cause he didn't--you know--",Didn't have a father?
Didn't have a father?,He's still off about it.
He's still off about it.,When you're his age you'll still be off about him.
What?,It's a lead mine.
It's a lead mine.,Right.
Right.,"I don't know why I'm talking to you, you've got that thing on your head."
"I don't know why I'm talking to you, you've got that thing on your head.",You finding lots of cactus and
You finding lots of cactus and,"It's not just cactus. There's the nopals, the yuccas--"
"It's not just cactus. There's the nopals, the yuccas--",Looks like a lot of cactus to me.
Looks like a lot of cactus to me.,"Man knows a hundred-fifty varieties of beer, he can't tell a poinsettia from a prickly pear."
"Man knows a hundred-fifty varieties of beer, he can't tell a poinsettia from a prickly pear.",Cliff--
Cliff--,"You live in a place, you should know something about it. Explore--"
"You live in a place, you should know something about it. Explore--",Cliff--
Now I'm just as liberal as the next guy--,If the next guy's a redneck.
If the next guy's a redneck.,"--but I gotta say I think there's something to this cold climate business. I mean, you go to the beach- what do you do? Drink a few beers, wait for a fish to flop up on the sand. Can't build no civilization that way. You got a hard winter coming, though, you got to plan ahead, and that gives your cerebral cortex a workout."
"--but I gotta say I think there's something to this cold climate business. I mean, you go to the beach- what do you do? Drink a few beers, wait for a fish to flop up on the sand. Can't build no civilization that way. You got a hard winter coming, though, you got to plan ahead, and that gives your cerebral cortex a workout.","Good deal you were born down here, then."
"Good deal you were born down here, then.","You joke about it, Sam, but we are in a state of crisis. The lines of demarcation has gotten fuzzy--to run a sucessfull civilization you got to have lines of demarcation between right and wrong, between this one and that one--your Daddy understood that. He was like the whatchacallit-- the referee for this menudo we got down here. He understood how most people don't want their sugar and salt in the same jar."
"You joke about it, Sam, but we are in a state of crisis. The lines of demarcation has gotten fuzzy--to run a sucessfull civilization you got to have lines of demarcation between right and wrong, between this one and that one--your Daddy understood that. He was like the whatchacallit-- the referee for this menudo we got down here. He understood how most people don't want their sugar and salt in the same jar.","You mixed drinks bad as you mix metaphors, you be out of a job."
"You mixed drinks bad as you mix metaphors, you be out of a job.",Take that pair over in the corner--
"Every other thing in the country is called after Martin Luther King, they can't let our side have one measly park?","King wasn't Mexican, Fenton--"
"King wasn't Mexican, Fenton--",Bad enough all the street names are in Spanish--
"You don't remember anything else from that last night you saw him, do you?","I told the story enough we were just in the car, he was stewing about the fight with Buddy while we drove over to Roderick Bledsoe's--"
"I told the story enough we were just in the car, he was stewing about the fight with Buddy while we drove over to Roderick Bledsoe's--",Bledso
Bledso,He owned the colored roadhouse before Big O--
He owned the colored roadhouse before Big O--,He still living?
He still living?,"No. I think his widow's still in their place in Darktown, though. You think it's Charley Wade, huh?"
"No. I think his widow's still in their place in Darktown, though. You think it's Charley Wade, huh?",Forensics people are sure of it. You have any idea who might have put him there?
"Besides my father, I mean.","There's no call for that, Sam. Fella made himself a pile of enemies over the years."
"There's no call for that, Sam. Fella made himself a pile of enemies over the years.",And Buddy was one of them.
And Buddy was one of them.,We got that dedication tomorrow. This is a of a time to be draggin' up old business.
We got that dedication tomorrow. This is a of a time to be draggin' up old business.,"People have worked this whole big thing up around my father. If it's built on a crime, they deserve to know. Now I understand why you might want to believe he couldn't do it."
"People have worked this whole big thing up around my father. If it's built on a crime, they deserve to know. Now I understand why you might want to believe he couldn't do it.",And I understand why you might want to think he could.
Imonna find out one way or the other.,Your father had the finest sense of justice of any man I ever met--
Your father had the finest sense of justice of any man I ever met--,"Yeah, and my mother was a saint. For fifteen years the whole town knew he had another woman on the side. Stole ten thousand dollars to set her up in business. But what's that? You got a problem? Buddy'll fix it. Facing some time in jail? Buddy'll knock half of it off-- if you do what he says, when he says. You got some business that's not exactly legal? Talk to Buddy--"
"Yeah, and my mother was a saint. For fifteen years the whole town knew he had another woman on the side. Stole ten thousand dollars to set her up in business. But what's that? You got a problem? Buddy'll fix it. Facing some time in jail? Buddy'll knock half of it off-- if you do what he says, when he says. You got some business that's not exactly legal? Talk to Buddy--",Buddy Deeds--
Buddy Deeds--,Buddy Deeds was a murderer.
There must have been somebody.,I was too busy.
I was too busy.,Nobody's too busy.
Nobody's too busy.,"Maybe now. It was different back then. I had this place, I was doing all the shopping, all the cooking. What do I need some chulo with grease under his nails to drink up the profit?"
"Maybe now. It was different back then. I had this place, I was doing all the shopping, all the cooking. What do I need some chulo with grease under his nails to drink up the profit?",Thank you.
Thank you.,I don't mean Fernando.
I don't mean Fernando.,"Mami, the first time I brought him home, those were your exact words-- ""some chulo with grease under his nails."""
"Mami, the first time I brought him home, those were your exact words-- ""some chulo with grease under his nails.""",I never said that.
I never said that.,You made it pretty clear you thought he was nobody.
You made it pretty clear you thought he was nobody.,I felt that you could do better for yourself--
I felt that you could do better for yourself--,What? Become a nun? You didn't want me going out with Anglos--
What? Become a nun? You didn't want me going out with Anglos--,I never said that. It was just that boy--
I never said that. It was just that boy--,"""That boy""--Mami, say his name for chrissakes!"
Mrs. Bledsoe?,That's me.
That's me.,I'm Sheriff Deeds--
I'm Sheriff Deeds--,"Sheriff Deeds' dead, honey--you just Sheriff junior."
"Sheriff Deeds' dead, honey--you just Sheriff junior.","Yeah, that's the story of my life."
"Yeah, that's the story of my life.",You ever play one of these?
You ever play one of these?,I've seen 'em.
I've seen 'em.,"Well, don't ever start up on 'em, cause once you do you can't stop. I tell myself I'm gonna play just three little games after breakfast, and here I sit with half the day gone."
"Well, don't ever start up on 'em, cause once you do you can't stop. I tell myself I'm gonna play just three little games after breakfast, and here I sit with half the day gone.",You mind if I ask a few questions about your husband? Roderick?
You mind if I ask a few questions about your husband? Roderick?,"I won't say nothing bad about the man, but you can ask away."
"I won't say nothing bad about the man, but you can ask away.",He had the club out on the old trail road--
He had the club out on the old trail road--,We run that twenty-odd years. Give it over to Otis Payne in 1967. April.
We run that twenty-odd years. Give it over to Otis Payne in 1967. April.,So you must remember Sheriff Wade.
So you must remember Sheriff Wade.,Not if I can help it.
Not if I can help it.,You had to deal with him in running the club.
You had to deal with him in running the club.,"Them days, you deal with Sheriff Wade or you didn't deal at all. First of the month, every month, he remind you of who you really workin' for."
"Them days, you deal with Sheriff Wade or you didn't deal at all. First of the month, every month, he remind you of who you really workin' for.",He squeezed money out of you?
He squeezed money out of you?,"Wasn't legal to sell liquor in a glass back then unless you was a club, see. Roderick used to say, ""Buy yourself a drink, you get a free membership."" But Sheriff Wade, he could shut you down anytime."
"Wasn't legal to sell liquor in a glass back then unless you was a club, see. Roderick used to say, ""Buy yourself a drink, you get a free membership."" But Sheriff Wade, he could shut you down anytime.",And my father?
And my father?,"Sheriff Buddy was a different story. Long as Roderick throw his weight the right way on election day, make sure all the colored get out to vote- we was called colored back then, if you was polite--maybe throw a barbecue for the right people now and then, things was peaceful. That Sheriff Wade, though, he took an awful big bite."
"Sheriff Buddy was a different story. Long as Roderick throw his weight the right way on election day, make sure all the colored get out to vote- we was called colored back then, if you was polite--maybe throw a barbecue for the right people now and then, things was peaceful. That Sheriff Wade, though, he took an awful big bite.",People didn't complain?
People didn't complain?,Not if they was colored or Meskin. Not if they wanted to keep breathin'.
Not if they was colored or Meskin. Not if they wanted to keep breathin'.,Do you remember the last time you saw him?
Hospital says the other kid is in bad shape--,The shooter local?
The shooter local?,Down from Houston. I think he knew the girl before.
Down from Houston. I think he knew the girl before.,Okay--we'll take a statement from all the GIs before they go back to post. You can get the story from Otis over at the club.
Okay--we'll take a statement from all the GIs before they go back to post. You can get the story from Otis over at the club.,Any on the John Doe you found out there today?
Any on the John Doe you found out there today?,Nothin' much. The Rangers put Ben Wetzel on it. Catch you later.
I gotta be careful. If Vinovich sees me talking to you. He's an but he's a powerful,They go together.
They go together.,I've heard a name. Someone they talk about in whispers.
I've heard a name. Someone they talk about in whispers.,Who?
Who?,Nix.
Nix.,Nix?
Nix?,Like in nothing. Nobody. Nix.
Like in nothing. Nobody. Nix.,Who is he?
Who is he?,I think maybe he taught Swann. This is me. See ya around.
I could have lost my hands.,That would have kept you out of the Magic Circle. Which was presumably the idea. These are about Nix.
"You don't have a clue what you're into, do you?",Deep
I saw him on T.V. Some kid got possessed and he saved the little bastard's life.,He's a priest?
He's a priest?,No. He's just a guy who's got a nose for this Like you.
"Will you take the job, Mr. D'Amour?",Harry.
Harry.,Harry.
Harry.,I'm no bodyguard.
I'm no bodyguard.,That's not what I'm asking for. I want somebody who can find out what Philip saw in those cards. And stop it from happening.
That's not what I'm asking for. I want somebody who can find out what Philip saw in those cards. And stop it from happening.,When do you want me to start?
When do you want me to start?,Come to the show with me. Tonight I want you to see him with an audience. They love him.
Come to the show with me. Tonight I want you to see him with an audience. They love him.,Do you?
What the,Harry-?
Harry-?,Out! Out!
And this Butterfield guy--,#NAME?
#NAME?,Another magician. Jesus.
They weren't worth a,I heard he was the best.
I heard he was the best.,If he was so good why's he so dead?
I'm not saying another word. You fool. He's a journalist.,Just tell me about Swann. Or are you too scared?
Just tell me about Swann. Or are you too scared?,He was a freak. Everything he did was tainted.
What the are you doing here?,Looking for you. I tried the hotel.
Looking for you. I tried the hotel.,Why'd you come here?
Why'd you come here?,"You're a detective, with no clues. Where else are you going to look? I'm going to keep this brief. Here's thirty thousand dollars."
"You're a detective, with no clues. Where else are you going to look? I'm going to keep this brief. Here's thirty thousand dollars.",What for?
What for?,"A ticket home,"
"A ticket home,","You didn't hire me. She did. If she wants me off the job, I want to hear it from her."
"You didn't hire me. She did. If she wants me off the job, I want to hear it from her.",She doesn't want to see you. She's had enough pain. Enough churning over the past. She wants it all left alone.
She doesn't want to see you. She's had enough pain. Enough churning over the past. She wants it all left alone.,Left alone? Somebody's been murdered.
Left alone? Somebody's been murdered.,Yes. It's regrettable
Yes. It's regrettable,regrettable! I want to know why.
regrettable! I want to know why.,What for? You need to stay busy?
What for? You need to stay busy?,I like to know why things happen.
I like to know why things happen.,"Why people die? Give it up, D'Amour. Go home."
"Why people die? Give it up, D'Amour. Go home.",No.
"You rigged the illusion to fail, right?",Yes.
Yes.,You paid off the doctor. You set up the fake body. Yes?
You paid off the doctor. You set up the fake body. Yes?,Yes.
Yes.,"And then... because I was getting too close to something -- --or someone, you called Swann"
"And then... because I was getting too close to something -- --or someone, you called Swann",I tried to pay you off.
I tried to pay you off.,Was that Swann's idea?
Was that Swann's idea?,"No. It was mine. I didn't want any more bloodshed. That's why we went to all this trouble, so there'd be no one for Nix to come after."
"No. It was mine. I didn't want any more bloodshed. That's why we went to all this trouble, so there'd be no one for Nix to come after.","Nix is dead and buried, for fuck's sake."
"Nix is dead and buried, for fuck's sake.",Haven't you seen enough to know that doesn't matter?
"Look, Ma, no wires.","You shouldn't have followed me, D'Amour."
"You shouldn't have followed me, D'Amour.",How the do you do that?
How the do you do that?,Now I'm going to have to you.
Now I'm going to have to you.,I don't think so. You need me alive.
I don't think so. You need me alive.,Why? So you can my wife?
So Nix won't come looking for her?,It's me betrayed him.
It's me betrayed him.,And she shot him I I think that'd me off if I were Nix.
And she shot him I I think that'd me off if I were Nix.,I don't know what else to do.
I don't know what else to do.,Help me.
"Oh, I was going to discover the secret of the universe. That's why I liked Nix. He promised me all these explanations.",And he didn't have them?
And he didn't have them?,He had something. He showed me how to bend the rules. A little levitation. A few fireworks.
He had something. He showed me how to bend the rules. A little levitation. A few fireworks.,Is that all?
Is that all?,"No. At the end... when we had him cornered, he got into my head. He showed me what we really look like, when the veneer's gone. Jelly."
"No. At the end... when we had him cornered, he got into my head. He showed me what we really look like, when the veneer's gone. Jelly.",And you believed him?
And you believed him?,"I saw it with my own eyes! See, that's his best trick. No illusions. Just the truth. Are you ready for that?"
Jesus... what the hell's going on in there?,At a guess... they just resurrected him.
At a guess... they just resurrected him., 
Have we met before?,No.
No.,"Only I forget. They give me pills, you know, to keep me... even... and... I forget things,"
"Only I forget. They give me pills, you know, to keep me... even... and... I forget things,","Well, you didn't forget me. I just came because I wanted to know if you knew a man called Butterfield."
"Well, you didn't forget me. I just came because I wanted to know if you knew a man called Butterfield.",Maybe... I... don't...
Maybe... I... don't...,What about Philip Swann?
What about Philip Swann?,I knew Swann. He's a liar.
Don't touch me. He's got... got into my head.,"You want to be like that, Swann? Mud and"
How'd your interview go? I'm sure you charmed the out of Sally.,She's a talk show host. They can't be charmed. By definition.
What,"Peter, are you okay?"
"George, come in. What the happened to you?",It's nothing.
It's nothing.,"Sure it is. If the guards did this, we can file charges."
"Sure it is. If the guards did this, we can file charges.",Not the guards. Some of the prisoners are easily disturbed.
Not the guards. Some of the prisoners are easily disturbed.,You have to tell me who did it.
Last night a guy named John Townsend tried to shoot me and now I find out you knew him. What the is going on?,"Please, the children."
Nah.,Why not?
Why not?,You might be the only one with a job.
You might be the only one with a job.,"Baby, don't talk like that. Your rehab's going well. You'll be back before you know it."
"Baby, don't talk like that. Your rehab's going well. You'll be back before you know it.",Sometimes I wonder if it's worth it. Busting my for what?
Sometimes I wonder if it's worth it. Busting my for what?,To do what you love.
To do what you love.,I don't know sometimes.
I don't know sometimes.,"You're just scared. I know rehab is hard, and you have to worry about whether you'll be as good as you were but you will be. I believe in you. You just have to get back on the court. Like you'd get back on a horse."
"You're just scared. I know rehab is hard, and you have to worry about whether you'll be as good as you were but you will be. I believe in you. You just have to get back on the court. Like you'd get back on a horse.",A horse?
A horse?,"Don't make fun of me when I'm being wonderful and supportive. You belong on the court. Just like I belong in the stands, looking cute and cheering you on."
That too tight?,No.
No.,Mom's going to hate it.
Mom's going to hate it.,Always on my anyway.
Always on my anyway.,Like you don't give her a hard time.
Like you don't give her a hard time.,Just cause I don't kiss her booty like you...
What's up with that?,"Hey, don't take it personal. And don't think just cause we play the same position we have to compete with each other. We're teammates, okay?"
"Hey, don't take it personal. And don't think just cause we play the same position we have to compete with each other. We're teammates, okay?","Thanks, Sidra."
"Thanks, Sidra.",Besides. I've been starting point the last two years. Ain't no way some dumb- freshman is taking my spot.
What's up?,Just wanted to say good game.
Just wanted to say good game.,But?
But?,No buts. Took a lot of heart to take that charge.
No buts. Took a lot of heart to take that charge.,Thanks.
Thanks.,"But that was a pass to Toni. Ten seconds left, you run out the clock."
Can you take that thing off the table.,You mean my championship trophy? My bad.
What's that?,Some note Shawnee Easton told me to give to you.
Some note Shawnee Easton told me to give to you., 
"Why she gotta be a ho, just cause she wants to get with me.",She's a ho cause she's sending her coochie through the mail.
She's a ho cause she's sending her coochie through the mail.,And?
And?,"And? She's not saying, ""I think you're a nice guy and I wanna get to know you better,"" she's saying, ""I wanna bone."""
"And? She's not saying, ""I think you're a nice guy and I wanna get to know you better,"" she's saying, ""I wanna bone.""",So she's honest.
So she's honest.,"Yeah, an honest ho. But I guess you'll stick your in anything."
"Yeah, an honest ho. But I guess you'll stick your in anything.",Didn't know you cared so much.
Didn't know you cared so much.,I don't.
I don't.,"So who you going to the dance with, Spalding?"
"So who you going to the dance with, Spalding?",Who's Spalding?
"See, that's why you ain't getting recruited.",Who said I'm not getting recruited?
Who said I'm not getting recruited?,Your temper.
"Please, you jump in some guy's face, talk smack and you get a pat on your But because I'm a female, I get told to calm down and act like a ""lady"". I'm a ballplayer, okay. A ball player.",With a jacked-up attitude.
With a jacked-up attitude.,Didn't know you cared so much.
Didn't know you cared so much.,I don't.
I don't.,Good.
Why?,Cause I don't just stick my in anything.
"Oh, Kerry, this is Monica. Monica, Kerry.",What the hell's going on?
What the hell's going on?,We're going to get some food.
We're going to get some food.,Are you out of your mind?
Can we talk?,Talk to your new girlfriend.
Talk to your new girlfriend.,"I just took the ho to Burger King, alright."
"I just took the ho to Burger King, alright.",Cheap date.
Cheap date.,Least she had time for me.
Least she had time for me.,So you around to prove a point!
So you around to prove a point!,I just said I didn't around. But you got your head so far up your it took a cheap date for you to notice me.
I just said I didn't around. But you got your head so far up your it took a cheap date for you to notice me.,"What, ""Q-man"", did I forget to kiss your like everybody else?"
"What, ""Q-man"", did I forget to kiss your like everybody else?",You forgot to be there.
You forgot to be there.,That night you wanted to talk about your Dad I had a curfew. What was I supposed to do?
That night you wanted to talk about your Dad I had a curfew. What was I supposed to do?,Stay!
Stay!,"If I stayed, I wouldn't be starting!"
"If I stayed, I wouldn't be starting!",Least you got your priorities straight.
Least you got your priorities straight.,I never asked you to choose.
I never asked you to choose.,Never had to.
Never had to.,I'm a ballplayer. If anyone knows what that means it should be you.
I'm a ballplayer. If anyone knows what that means it should be you.,"Well, if all you care about is basketball, why you me? Go Vitale."
What?,"I'm going through a lot of right now, more than you have time for."
"I'm going through a lot of right now, more than you have time for.","How are you going to tell me what I have time for? I mean, whatever I did...we can fix this."
"How are you going to tell me what I have time for? I mean, whatever I did...we can fix this.",I don't think so.
I don't think so.,You don't think so?
You don't think so?,"Look, I'm entering the draft."
"Look, I'm entering the draft.",You're what?
You're what?,"I decided to go pro. And who knows where I'll end up, you know?"
"So, how's pro-ball, Europe?",We won the championship.
We won the championship.,Still working on being the first girl in the NBA?
Still working on being the first girl in the NBA?,"Well, I tried sneaking in after college, but they found during my physical."
"Well, I tried sneaking in after college, but they found during my physical.",Funny. I never did.
Funny. I never did.,Kiss my
I heard enough.,"What I'm trying to say is, I've loved you since I was eleven and the won't go away."
"What I'm trying to say is, I've loved you since I was eleven and the won't go away.",We haven't talked since college and now you wait two weeks before my wedding to say something like this?
We haven't talked since college and now you wait two weeks before my wedding to say something like this?,"I know, I probably should have said it two weeks ago."
"You haven't changed. You still think the sun rises and sets on your Well, guess what, it doesn't.",Then why are you so upset?
Then why are you so upset?,Because you don't pull this on someone who's about to get married.
Because you don't pull this on someone who's about to get married.,"Better late than never, right?"
"Better late than never, right?",Wrong.
You're out of your mind.,So you're gonna up?
So you're gonna up?,"What's that supposed to be, psychology?"
"What's that supposed to be, psychology?","I know why you broke up with me in college. And not that what you did wasn't messed up, but what I did was, too. So if you forgive me, I'll forgive you."
"I know why you broke up with me in college. And not that what you did wasn't messed up, but what I did was, too. So if you forgive me, I'll forgive you.","Monica, after that stuff with my dad, I couldn't trust anybody, okay. I mean, I was lost. So you are forgiven. But that was five years ago. I moved on."
Zeke.,"What? Oh, and, uh, don't say ""shit."""
I had some players to see and hands to shake.,At one in the morning?
At one in the morning?,I'm not gonna get anywhere punching a clock just so my wife doesn't get an attitude.
I'm not gonna get anywhere punching a clock just so my wife doesn't get an attitude.,I came second to the NBA. I'm not about to come second to this scouting job.
"Quincy, I told you about these girls.",We were just studying.
We were just studying.,"I'm not playing with you, these girls are looking to get you caught. They see you, they see dollar signs."
"I'm not playing with you, these girls are looking to get you caught. They see you, they see dollar signs.",Okay.
Okay.,You hearing me?
You hearing me?,I've been hearing you.
What people?,"You know, people."
"You know, people.","Well, tell them to mind their business. You're smart enough to get a degree."
"Well, tell them to mind their business. You're smart enough to get a degree.",I'm also good enough to go pro.
I'm also good enough to go pro.,"You know how much higher the play level is in the NBA? Give yourself time to develop, Quincy. Get an education. The NBA ain't going nowhere."
"You know how much higher the play level is in the NBA? Give yourself time to develop, Quincy. Get an education. The NBA ain't going nowhere.",You came out early.
You came out early.,Your mom got pregnant and I had to make choices. You don't have a choice.
Your mom got pregnant and I had to make choices. You don't have a choice.,Okay...
Call 911. Call 911 right now.,"No, no, no. I'm fine. It's small, I wanna keep going --"
"No, no, no. I'm fine. It's small, I wanna keep going --","no, no, c'mon Jimmy we need to call this quits and you need to see a doctor."
"no, no, c'mon Jimmy we need to call this quits and you need to see a doctor.","I'm telling you right now, I'm fine. I lost my balance and I couldn't see a moment, but I'm ok."
"I'm telling you right now, I'm fine. I lost my balance and I couldn't see a moment, but I'm ok.","Call 911, Mary, do it right now."
"Call 911, Mary, do it right now.","You fuckin' don't do that. You don't do it, you I'll fuckin' you with my barehands. Go. get the -- we're going back and we finish the show --"
"You fuckin' don't do that. You don't do it, you I'll fuckin' you with my barehands. Go. get the -- we're going back and we finish the show --",Jimmy you look like you're about to fuckin' die right here --
Jimmy you look like you're about to fuckin' die right here --,Shut it. Shut yer fuckin' mouth.
...what the is this...?,It's me. Claudia. It's me.
"Wanna call me a now, something?",No. No.
"Please put your clothes on, please --",YOU BURN IN BELL. You burn in and you deserve it -- YOU GET THE OUT.
YOU BURN IN BELL. You burn in and you deserve it -- YOU GET THE OUT.,Honey.
Honey.,GET OUT.
"Did you ever go out with someone and just....lie....question after question, maybe you're trying to make yourself look cool or better than you are or whatever, or smarter or cooler and you just -- not really lie, but maybe you just don't say everything --","Well, that's a natural thing, two people go out on a date, something. They want to impress people, the other person...or they're scared maybe what they say will make the other person not like them --"
"Well, that's a natural thing, two people go out on a date, something. They want to impress people, the other person...or they're scared maybe what they say will make the other person not like them --",So you've done it --
So you've done it --,Well I don't go out very much.
Well I don't go out very much.,Why not?
Why not?,I've never found someone really that I think I would like to go out with.
I've never found someone really that I think I would like to go out with.,And I bet you say that to all the girls --
And I bet you say that to all the girls --,"No, no."
"No, no.",You wanna make a deal with me?
You wanna make a deal with me?,ok.
ok.,"What I just said...y'know, people afraid to say things....no guts to say the things that they...that are real or something..."
"What I just said...y'know, people afraid to say things....no guts to say the things that they...that are real or something...",...yeah...
...yeah...,To not do that. To not do that that we've maybe done -- before --
To not do that. To not do that that we've maybe done -- before --,Let's make a deal.
Let's make a deal.,Ok. I'll tell you everything and you tell me everything and maybe we can get through all the and and lies that other people....
Well.,That felt good to do...to do what I wanted to do.
That felt good to do...to do what I wanted to do.,Yeah.
Yeah.,Can I tell you something?
Can I tell you something?,"Yeah, of course."
"Yeah, of course.",I'm really nervous that you're gonna hate me soon. That you're gonna find stuff out about me and you're gonna hate me --
I'm really nervous that you're gonna hate me soon. That you're gonna find stuff out about me and you're gonna hate me --,#NAME?
#NAME?,"You're a police officer. You have so much, so many good things and you seem so together...so all straight and put together without problems."
"You're a police officer. You have so much, so many good things and you seem so together...so all straight and put together without problems.",I lost my gun.
I lost my gun.,What?
What?,"I lost my gun after I left you today and I'm the laughing stock of a lot of people. I wanted to tell you that. I wanted you to know...and it's on my mind and it makes me look like a fool and I feel like a fool and you asked that we should say things, that we should say what we're thinknig and not lie about things and I'll tell you that, this: that I lost my gun and I'm not a good cop...and I'm looked down at...and I know that....and I'm scared that once you find that out you might not like me."
"I lost my gun after I left you today and I'm the laughing stock of a lot of people. I wanted to tell you that. I wanted you to know...and it's on my mind and it makes me look like a fool and I feel like a fool and you asked that we should say things, that we should say what we're thinknig and not lie about things and I'll tell you that, this: that I lost my gun and I'm not a good cop...and I'm looked down at...and I know that....and I'm scared that once you find that out you might not like me.","Oh my Jim. Jim, that was so --"
"Oh my Jim. Jim, that was so --",I'm sorry --
I'm sorry --,That was so great what you just said.
That was so great what you just said.,"I haven't been on a date since I was married and that was three years ago....and Claudia...whatever you wanna tell me, whatever you think might scare me, won't...and I will listen...I will be a good listener to you if that's what you want...and you know, you know...I won't judge you.... I can do that sometimes, I know, but I won't...I can...listen to you and you shouldn't be scared of scaring me off or anything that you might think I'll think or on and on and just say it and I'll listen to you...."
"I haven't been on a date since I was married and that was three years ago....and Claudia...whatever you wanna tell me, whatever you think might scare me, won't...and I will listen...I will be a good listener to you if that's what you want...and you know, you know...I won't judge you.... I can do that sometimes, I know, but I won't...I can...listen to you and you shouldn't be scared of scaring me off or anything that you might think I'll think or on and on and just say it and I'll listen to you....",You don't how fuckin' I am.
You don't how fuckin' I am.,It's ok.
It's ok.,You don't know how crazy I am.
You don't know how crazy I am.,It's ok.
It's ok.,I've got troubles.
I've got troubles.,I'll take everything at face value. I'll be a good listener to you.
I'll take everything at face value. I'll be a good listener to you.,"Ohhhh I started this, didn't I, didn't I, didn't I,"
"Ohhhh I started this, didn't I, didn't I, didn't I,",Say what you want and you'll see --
Say what you want and you'll see --,"Wanna kiss me, Jim?"
"Wanna kiss me, Jim?",Yes I do.
"What do you mean, ""like what?"" -- you could get endorsments and --",#NAME?
#NAME?,"Bite it, Cynthia. You could get free things from people that want you to endorse their products."
"Richard, shut it and keep it down.","If he hadn't his pants, we woulda won. We had this game."
"""If a brick weighs one pound plus one half brick -- how much does the brick weigh?"" ""Well if subtracting the half of brick from the whole brick you got one half of brick, equals one pound so therefore the brick equals two pounds --"" ""A little more than kin and less than kind,"" is Hamlet to Claudius. ""The sins of the father laid upon the children,"" is Merchant of Venice but borrowed from Exodus 20:5 and ""win her with gifts if she respects not words,"" is Two Gentleman from Verona. Where? Who? How and Why, Kids?","""Why don't you shut the up,"" is me to you, Chapter Right Here, Verse Right Now."
"I love you. I love you and I'm sick. I'II talk to you....I'll talk to you tommorrow. I'm getting corrective surgery tomorrow. For my teeth. For my teeth and for you....for you so we can speak. You have braces. Me too. Me too. I'm getting braces, too. For you. For you, dear Brad. And I don't have any money. And I don't have any money now but I'II get it...I will for you, Brad. I love you, Brad. Brad the Bartender. You wanna love me back? Love me back and I'll be good to you. I'II be good for you. And I won't be mad if you don't know who said what. I won't punish you if you get the answer wrong. I can teach and tell you: Samuel Johnson.","Brad, honey, you have a special secret crush over here I think, don't take him too lovely -- he might get hurt --"
"Brad, honey, you have a special secret crush over here I think, don't take him too lovely -- he might get hurt --",You mind your own bussines.
You mind your own bussines.,"Gently, son --"
"Gently, son --","Brad, I know you don't love me now --"
"Brad, I know you don't love me now --","""It's a dangerous thing to confuse chidlren with angels..."""
"""It's a dangerous thing to confuse chidlren with angels...""","-- and you wanna know the common element for the entire group, like he asks...I'll tell you the answer: I'll tell you, 'cause I had that question. I had that same question....Carbon. In pencil led, it's in the form of graphite and in coal, it's all mixed up with other impurities and in the diamond it's in hard form. ""Well...all we were asking was the common element, Donnie...but thank you for all that unnecessary knowledge...ahhh, Kids! Full of useless thoughts, eh?"" Thank you. Thank you. And the book says: ""We may be through with the past but the past is not through with us."" And NO IT'S NOT DANGEROUS TO DO THAT."
"-- he's dying, he's dying as we're sitting here and there isn't a thing -- jesus, how can you tell me to calm down?","I can help you through this the best I know how but there are certain things you are gonna have to be strong about and take care of, now we can go over them, but I need to know that you're listening to me, ok?"
"I can help you through this the best I know how but there are certain things you are gonna have to be strong about and take care of, now we can go over them, but I need to know that you're listening to me, ok?","I just, I just -- I just -- I'm just in a state, I know he's going and it's like I don't know how -- just tell me <u>practical</u> things -- What the do I do with his body? What happens when he dies? That next moment: What? What do I do? Then What?"
"I just, I just -- I just -- I'm just in a state, I know he's going and it's like I don't know how -- just tell me <u>practical</u> things -- What the do I do with his body? What happens when he dies? That next moment: What? What do I do? Then What?","Well that's what Hospice will take care of for you. They will send a nurse, someone who can take care of all of that for you --"
"Well that's what Hospice will take care of for you. They will send a nurse, someone who can take care of all of that for you --",He has Phil right now.
He has Phil right now.,Phil's one of the nurses from the service?
Phil's one of the nurses from the service?,Yeah.
Yeah.,"If you're happy with Phil taking care of him and helping you, that's fine, but contact Hospice to arrange for the body --"
"If you're happy with Phil taking care of him and helping you, that's fine, but contact Hospice to arrange for the body --","-- you don't understand: it's more pain than before and the morphine pills aren't working, he's -- past two days it's like he can't really swallow them and I don't know if they're going down -- I can't see inside his mouth anymore -- I'm up all night staring at him and I don't think the pills are going down and he moans and he hurts --"
"-- you don't understand: it's more pain than before and the morphine pills aren't working, he's -- past two days it's like he can't really swallow them and I don't know if they're going down -- I can't see inside his mouth anymore -- I'm up all night staring at him and I don't think the pills are going down and he moans and he hurts --","We can fix that, because I can give you -- are you listening?"
"We can fix that, because I can give you -- are you listening?",I'm listening. I'm getting better.
I'm listening. I'm getting better.,Do you wanna sit down?
Do you wanna sit down?,I need to sit down.
I need to sit down.,"Ok. Linda: Earl is not gonna make it. He's dying. He is. He is dying very, very rapidly --"
"This is the number for Hospice. Ok. Now. As far as the morphine pills go, there is something else to consider that can take the pain away that he is in, there is a very strong and very potent solution of liquid morphine....it's a little bottle, with an eye dropper and it's easy to get in his mouth and drop on his tounge and it will certainly diminish the pain that he is in but you have to realize that once you give it to him; there really is no coming back, I mean, it will certainly cure his pain, but he will float in and out of consciousness, even worse than he is now, Linda. I mean, any sign of the recognizable Earl will pretty much go away --",-- how the can I say anything to that -- I don't know what to say to that --
-- how the can I say anything to that -- I don't know what to say to that --,The job here is to make him as comfortable as possible -- right now -- our job is to just try and make it as painless as possible. Right? You understand?
"...no...no use. I have a son, y'know?",You do?
You do?,...ah...
...ah...,Where is he?
Where is he?,"I don't know...I mean, he's around, he's here, in town, y'know, but I don't know...he's a tough one...very.... Do you have a girlfriend, Phil?"
"I don't know...I mean, he's around, he's here, in town, y'know, but I don't know...he's a tough one...very.... Do you have a girlfriend, Phil?",No.
No.,Get a girlfriend.
Get a girlfriend.,I'm trying.
I'm trying.,"And do good things with her...share the thing...all that is true, y'know...find someone and hold on all that...Where's Linda?"
"And do good things with her...share the thing...all that is true, y'know...find someone and hold on all that...Where's Linda?",She went out. She said she went out to run some errands. She'll be back.
She went out. She said she went out to run some errands. She'll be back.,"She's a good girl. She's a little nuts, but she's a good girl I think. She's a little daffy."
"She's a good girl. She's a little nuts, but she's a good girl I think. She's a little daffy.",She loves you.
She loves you.,...ah...maybe...yeah...she's a good one...
...ah...maybe...yeah...she's a good one...,When was the last time you talked to your son?
When was the last time you talked to your son?,"....I dunn...o....maybe ten...five, another thing that goes --"
"....I dunn...o....maybe ten...five, another thing that goes --",#NAME?
#NAME?,"Time lines, y'know? I remember things but not so -- right there -- y'know?"
"Time lines, y'know? I remember things but not so -- right there -- y'know?",Yeah.
Yeah.,"""yeah."" the do you know?"
"""yeah."" the do you know?",I've seen it before.
I've seen it before.,Other fuckin' assholes like me.
Other fuckin' assholes like me.,There's no like you.
There's no like you., 
 ,"How come every word you say is either ""cocksucker,"" or ""shitballs,"" or ""fuck?"""
"How come every word you say is either ""cocksucker,"" or ""shitballs,"" or ""fuck?""",Do me a personal favor --
Do me a personal favor --,Go myself?
Go myself?,You got it.
"You wanna call him on the phone? We can call him, I can dial the phone if you can remember the number --",-- it's not him. it's not him. He's the fuckin'
"This is so boring...so and dying wish and all that, old man on a one thing:",It's ok.
All it takes is one second?,"Just one look, one hesitation, one subtle gesture for me to know -- And Bing-Bam-Boom I'm away on a tangent -- I get so fuckin' amped at these seminars and lemme tell you why: Because I Am What I Believe. I am what I teach, I do as I say, I live by these rules as religiously as I preach them: And you wanna know what? I'm gettin' left, right, up, down, center and sideways."
"Just one look, one hesitation, one subtle gesture for me to know -- And Bing-Bam-Boom I'm away on a tangent -- I get so fuckin' amped at these seminars and lemme tell you why: Because I Am What I Believe. I am what I teach, I do as I say, I live by these rules as religiously as I preach them: And you wanna know what? I'm gettin' left, right, up, down, center and sideways.",I'm gonna start rolling --
I'm gonna start rolling --,"-- go, go, go. I'm givin' pearls here. And I'II tell you samethin' else: I'm not succeding in the bush because I'm Frank TJ Mackey. If anything, there are women out there that want to <u>destroy</u> me -- it makes it twice as hard for me, I run into some little muffin, knows who I am, knows my schemes and plans -- she's gonna wanna around, prove to her friends, say, ""Yaddda-yadda-yadda, I saw that guy, he wasn't anything, didn't get me."" So me? I'm runnin' on full throttle the whole fuckin' time. Dodging bullets left and right from terrorist blonde beauties. But I'II tell you this: The battle of the bush is being fought and won by Team Mackey. Can I have a cigarette?"
"-- go, go, go. I'm givin' pearls here. And I'II tell you samethin' else: I'm not succeding in the bush because I'm Frank TJ Mackey. If anything, there are women out there that want to <u>destroy</u> me -- it makes it twice as hard for me, I run into some little muffin, knows who I am, knows my schemes and plans -- she's gonna wanna around, prove to her friends, say, ""Yaddda-yadda-yadda, I saw that guy, he wasn't anything, didn't get me."" So me? I'm runnin' on full throttle the whole fuckin' time. Dodging bullets left and right from terrorist blonde beauties. But I'II tell you this: The battle of the bush is being fought and won by Team Mackey. Can I have a cigarette?","Ok. So, lemme just ask you a couple questions to start --"
"-- that's right, that's right, and what I'M saying, that none of my competitors can say is this: That there is no need for insight or understanding. Things of the past! Gone, Over, Done. Do you realize how miraculous this is? How razor sharp and cutting edge and ahead of it's time this concept is? I'm talking about eliminating <u>insight</u> and <u>understanding</u> as human values. I'M GOOD. There is no need for INSIGHT. There is no need for UNDERSTANDING. I have found a way to take <u>any</u> subjective human experience -- in other words -- all the terrible or all the great that you've had happen to you in your life -- and quickly and easily transform it in the unconscious mind through the subtle and cunning use of language. The ""listener-patient"" settles into a very light, very delicate, conversationally induced state: NOT A TRANCE, mind you, but a STATE. A state that is brand new. The System's state. What did I do? I REALIZED that concept and put it into practical ""get my hard and it"" use. I'm gonna build a state for the seducer and the seducee to live, vote, breath, pay takes and party 'till dawn. I'm gonna teach methods of language that will help anyone get a piece of and tail --",Let's talk about --
Let's talk about --,"I just realized this is for television, isn't it? I can't swear up and down like I just did."
"I just realized this is for television, isn't it? I can't swear up and down like I just did.",It's fine. I can bleep it out.
It's fine. I can bleep it out.,I warned you -- I get on a roll...
I warned you -- I get on a roll...,-- let's talk more about your background --
-- let's talk more about your background --,Muffy -- coffee?
"You're hurting a lot of people, Frank --",#NAME?
"You just woke up. And what'd you have a party last night, the way this place looks?",I went out last night.
I went out last night.,"Ok. Marcie. Starting now I want you to have a new attitude with me. The more you play games, the more suspicious I'm gonna become that you've been up to something."
"Ok. Marcie. Starting now I want you to have a new attitude with me. The more you play games, the more suspicious I'm gonna become that you've been up to something.","It's a free country, you can think anything you want."
"It's a free country, you can think anything you want.","Yes I can, Marcie. And until you start givin' me some straight answers: I'm gonna assume that some mischief has been goin' on here."
"Yes I can, Marcie. And until you start givin' me some straight answers: I'm gonna assume that some mischief has been goin' on here.","Mischief? What the you talkin' about, mischief?"
"Mischief? What the you talkin' about, mischief?",Bad and illegal behavior. That's what I mean. Ok? Mischief. Now have you been doin' some drugs today?
Bad and illegal behavior. That's what I mean. Ok? Mischief. Now have you been doin' some drugs today?,No.
No.,You on any medication?
You on any medication?,No.
No.,Been drinkin' today?
Been drinkin' today?,It's ten o'clock in the morning --
"No. No. Stay down, Marcie, sit back down on that couch --",I don't have to do a thing.
What the is this Marcie?,THAT'S NOT MINE.
You look great.,"What the is this, Jimmy?"
"What the is this, Jimmy?",...you know...
...you know...,Did your wife find out?
Did your wife find out?,No.
No.,Then what?
Then what?,It's just...too late for me to be fuckin' around. I gotta stop. I gotta clean my brain of all the I've done that I shouldn't have done --
It's just...too late for me to be fuckin' around. I gotta stop. I gotta clean my brain of all the I've done that I shouldn't have done --,"-- that you shouldn't have done? That you regret, what? This? What's this? man, c'mon. Treat me like an but treat me like an"
"-- that you shouldn't have done? That you regret, what? This? What's this? man, c'mon. Treat me like an but treat me like an","I don't wanna have to lie to anyone. I don't want to hurt anyone else, anymore."
Rose is on the phone and here's the cards for today --,"Fifteen minutes ago, where were those cards?"
"Fifteen minutes ago, where were those cards?",I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.,I need you to get me Paula --
I need you to get me Paula --,You want her right now?
You want her right now?,Yes. Now. Find her. She's somewhere in the building --
Yes. Now. Find her. She's somewhere in the building --,"We're on the air in twenty minutes, Jimmy."
"We're on the air in twenty minutes, Jimmy.","Find her, get her and tell her I want to talk to her, Mary."
How you doing?,I'm drinking.
I'm drinking.,Slowly or quickly?
Slowly or quickly?,As fast as I can.
As fast as I can.,Come home soon after the show.
Come home soon after the show.,"I went to see her -- some fuckin' answers the door in his underwear, he's fifty years old, there's coke and laid out on the table --"
"I went to see her -- some fuckin' answers the door in his underwear, he's fifty years old, there's coke and laid out on the table --",#NAME?
#NAME?,"She went crazy. She went crazy, Rose."
"She went crazy. She went crazy, Rose.",Did you tell her?
Did you tell her?,"I don't know. I have to go, I don't have time and I have more drinking to do before I go march --"
"I don't know. I have to go, I don't have time and I have more drinking to do before I go march --",I love you.
I love you.,Love you too..
Love you too..,Bye.
That's it.,No one else that I know?
No one else that I know?,No.
No.,How long with Ellen?
How long with Ellen?,Just once.
Just once.,How long with Paula?
How long with Paula?,Two years...three years...
Two years...three years...,What about now?
What about now?,It's over. I talked to her this morning.
It's over. I talked to her this morning.,Is it over 'cause you're sick?
Is it over 'cause you're sick?,"It's over becuase...for all the the right reasons I hope, what I said."
"It's over becuase...for all the the right reasons I hope, what I said.",Do you have any children with anyone?
Do you have any children with anyone?,"What? No, Rose, jesus, no --"
"What? No, Rose, jesus, no --",Well maybe.
Well maybe.,I don't.
I don't.,Do you feel better now that you've said this?
Do you feel better now that you've said this?,I don't know....
I don't know....,"I'm not mad. I am, but I'm not. Y'know?"
"I'm not mad. I am, but I'm not. Y'know?",I love you so much.
I love you so much.,I'm not through asking my questions.
"We're not going out two days before we set the record, it's not gonna happen.","When they want us done, they'll call in the Harvard S.W.A.T team or some"
You don't want any water?,"No...I just... I'm so up here Alan, I don't know...there's so much...so many things --"
"No...I just... I'm so up here Alan, I don't know...there's so much...so many things --",Are you on drugs right now?
Are you on drugs right now?,"If I talk to you...y'know...if I tell you things...then you're a lawyer, right? You can't say things, you can't tell anyone, it's like the privelage, right? Attornery-client, you understand?"
"If I talk to you...y'know...if I tell you things...then you're a lawyer, right? You can't say things, you can't tell anyone, it's like the privelage, right? Attornery-client, you understand?","Not exactly, Linda. I'm not sure where you're going with this --"
"Not exactly, Linda. I'm not sure where you're going with this --","Like a shrink, like if I go to see a shrink, I'm protected, I can say things -- -- I don't know what I'm doing --"
"Like a shrink, like if I go to see a shrink, I'm protected, I can say things -- -- I don't know what I'm doing --","Linda, you're safe. Ok. It's alright. You're my friend. You and Earl are my clients and what you need to talk about won't leave this room, you have something you have to say --"
"Linda, you're safe. Ok. It's alright. You're my friend. You and Earl are my clients and what you need to talk about won't leave this room, you have something you have to say --","-- I have something to tell you. I have to tell you something. I want to change his will, can I change his will?...I need to ---"
"-- I have something to tell you. I have to tell you something. I want to change his will, can I change his will?...I need to ---",You can't change his will. Only Earl can change his will.
You can't change his will. Only Earl can change his will.,"No, no....no, you see...I never loved him. I never loved him, Earl. When I started, when I met him, I met him and I him and I married him because I wanted his money, do you understand? I'm telling you this now...this I've never told anyone...I didn't love him. And now....I know I'm in that will, I know, I was there with him, we were all there together when we made that thing and all the money I'II get -- I don't want it -- Because I love him so much now...I've fallen in love with him now, for real, as he's dying, and I look at him and he's about to go, Alan, he's dead...he's moments... I took care of him through this, Alan. And What Now Then?"
"I don't want him to die, I didn't love him when we met, and I've done so many bad things to him that he doesn't know, things I want to confess to him, but now I do: I love him. I love him so much and I can't stand -- he's going.","What kind of medication are you on right now, Linda that's --"
"What kind of medication are you on right now, Linda that's --","This is not any medication talking, this isn't -- I don't know. I don't know -- Can you give me nothing? You have power of attorney, can you see him, can you, in this final moment, go see him and make sure --- change the will -- I don't want any money, I couldn't live with myself, this thing I've done -- I've done so many bad things -- I around. I around on him, I cheated on him, Alan. You're his lawyer, our laywer, THERE, I'm his wife, we are married. I broke the conract of marriage, I cheated on him, many times over, I other men's and - - - Other Things I've Done.."
"This is not any medication talking, this isn't -- I don't know. I don't know -- Can you give me nothing? You have power of attorney, can you see him, can you, in this final moment, go see him and make sure --- change the will -- I don't want any money, I couldn't live with myself, this thing I've done -- I've done so many bad things -- I around. I around on him, I cheated on him, Alan. You're his lawyer, our laywer, THERE, I'm his wife, we are married. I broke the conract of marriage, I cheated on him, many times over, I other men's and - - - Other Things I've Done..",Adultery isn't illegal -- it's not something that can be used in a court to discredit the will or -- Linda. Linda. Calm down.
Adultery isn't illegal -- it's not something that can be used in a court to discredit the will or -- Linda. Linda. Calm down.,I can't.
I can't.,"You don't have to change the will, if what you want to do is get nothing you can renounce the will when it's time."
"You don't have to change the will, if what you want to do is get nothing you can renounce the will when it's time.",Where will the money go?
Where will the money go?,"Well. Considering that there's no one else mentioned in the will...we'd have to go to the laws of intestacy, which is -- as if someone died without a will --"
"Well. Considering that there's no one else mentioned in the will...we'd have to go to the laws of intestacy, which is -- as if someone died without a will --",What does that mean?
What does that mean?,The money would go to Frank. The court would put the money in the hands of a relative --
The money would go to Frank. The court would put the money in the hands of a relative --,"-- that can't happen. Earl doesn't want him to have the money, the things."
"-- that can't happen. Earl doesn't want him to have the money, the things.",-- unless Frank is specifically ommitted as a beneficiary that's what will happen.
-- unless Frank is specifically ommitted as a beneficiary that's what will happen.,This is so over-the-top and I can hardly stand it.
This is so over-the-top and I can hardly stand it.,"Linda, you just have to take a moment and breath and one thing at a time --"
"Linda, you just have to take a moment and breath and one thing at a time --",Shut the up.
Shut the up.,"I'm trying to help, Linda --"
"I'm trying to help, Linda --",Shut the up. Shut the up.
Shut the up. Shut the up.,You need to sober up.
You need to sober up.,"Now you must really shut the up, please. Shut The Up."
"Now you must really shut the up, please. Shut The Up.",Linda --
Linda --,I have to go.
The is wrong with you?,I gotta go to the bathroom.
Stanley if you don't fuckin' stand up and go over there I'm gonna beat your --,"I'm sick of being the one, the one who always has to do everything, I don't want to be the one always --"
What is that?,It's frogs. It's raining frogs.
It's frogs. It's raining frogs.,"you mean, it's raining frogs?"
"you mean, it's raining frogs?",It's raining frogs from the sky.
It's raining frogs from the sky.,....what the what the
....what the what the,This happens....this is something that happens.
This happens....this is something that happens.,"What the is goin' on, WHAT THE IS GOING ON?"
Bloody,We can't... stay here. That traitor d'Artagnan... knows about this place.
"Please revel with me, Aramis, I need my spirits lifted. I'm old, I'm weak, my strength is gone --","Be quiet, you fool. Can't you see I'm praying?"
"Be quiet, you fool. Can't you see I'm praying?","I just said you're praying! Are you deaf too? I know you're blind, because if you had seen the that just walked out of here, you'd have tears in your eyes."
"I just said you're praying! Are you deaf too? I know you're blind, because if you had seen the that just walked out of here, you'd have tears in your eyes.",There are more important things than
There are more important things than,"Really? If you can name me one thing, one single thing, that is more sublime than the feel of a plump pink between my lips, I will buy you a new cathedral."
Aramis... is this the way to,"may be our destination, dear Porthos, but not this trip."
Where are we?,"Jesus of Nazareth found the holy among the profane. If we are to have a place of private prayer, where better than here, beside the channels where the and the garbage run to the river?"
"What choice is there? If Phillippe is in the Bastille, then to the Bastille we will go.",You are right. But it is a trap.
You are right. But it is a trap.,"So what? I'd rather die covered in blood, than an old man, lying in my own"
It worked!,"It's a prison, you idiot! They don't expect anyone to try getting in! The problem will come when we want out!"
"Raoul... Oh, Raoul...","Listen, my darling... Raoul was a... a good friend. And now he is dead and that is very sad but --"
"Listen, my darling... Raoul was a... a good friend. And now he is dead and that is very sad but --",We'll burn in Both of us.
"We did a little digging on Jim Trudell at Sergeant Zydowski's request. He's 31, no priors, and he's been working for the military for ten years.",We ran the i.d. I could have told you that.
We ran the i.d. I could have told you that.,"I don't think you understand. I don't mean shuffling papers in an office, I mean Jim Trudell worked classified assignments, special forces...sabotage...until last year. He was brought up on charges of espionage, but the charges were later dropped, and he sprang the service."
"I don't think you understand. I don't mean shuffling papers in an office, I mean Jim Trudell worked classified assignments, special forces...sabotage...until last year. He was brought up on charges of espionage, but the charges were later dropped, and he sprang the service.",Yeah?..well what are you getting at? You saying he has an agenda down here?
Yeah?..well what are you getting at? You saying he has an agenda down here?,"Our agency monitors all threats very carefully, and there's good reason to believe Jim Trudell has the training, the connections, and the experience to present a clear threat to the public if he remains at large."
"Our agency monitors all threats very carefully, and there's good reason to believe Jim Trudell has the training, the connections, and the experience to present a clear threat to the public if he remains at large.","If what you're saying is true, then why would he have killed two police officers? A man like that would want to lay low, if he was planning some kind of sabotage mission!"
"If what you're saying is true, then why would he have killed two police officers? A man like that would want to lay low, if he was planning some kind of sabotage mission!","That's the point. He slipped up, and he's desperate now. And that means he's all the more dangerous."
"Alright, we know who we're looking for. Play it cool until the time is right to make a move. Let's not pull any gangbusters or we'll lose him again.","Or worse, we'll have a hostage situation on our hands."
He walked in on Fleming and took him out.,So what?
So what?,So what is they have enough to shut us down!
So what is they have enough to shut us down!,You mean shut your down!
You mean shut your down!,"No I mean ours, If I go down everyone's going with me - you and your crew especially! You won't get protection, you won't get the trucks - nothing!"
"I don't know how you're used to doing things, Marvosa, but it sounds like some sloppy work to me!",Oh for Chrissakes it could have happened to anyone of--
Did you hit him?,I didn't hit
What did the six-toes have to say?,Sarah Williams left the bar with Trudell on her own.
Sarah Williams left the bar with Trudell on her own.,So? Girls left bars with Ted Bundy too. It doesn't rule out foul play.
So? Girls left bars with Ted Bundy too. It doesn't rule out foul play.,But what was a hair dresser from Malibu doing 60 miles away in some dive bar?
But what was a hair dresser from Malibu doing 60 miles away in some dive bar?,"I don't know, Maybe she was looking for love..."
If you can trail him to a remote area do it. We all want a piece of him but let's keep our heads and stay within the law - we got people everywhere out here.,These crowds are going to make it a
These crowds are going to make it a,I'm sure you can handle it. Now I want to do an alley-to alley sweep beginning at the north and south ends from Marine to 30th. Foot beat units continue on the boardwalk.
What?,"When did you join the force? You know, the police force, the place you work..."
"When did you join the force? You know, the police force, the place you work...",Nineteen eighty four. What difference does it make?
Nineteen eighty four. What difference does it make?,Did you start out area six?
Did you start out area six?,Yeah...
Something wrong with you Marvosa?,"It's just...catching up with me, you know?"
"It's just...catching up with me, you know?",Well why don't you sit this one and get some rest...you look like CUT TO INT TUBBS' APARTMENT - NIGHT
"Alright, where is she?",And who are you?
And who are you?,Who am I? I'm gonna be your worst nightmare until you start breaking it down for me. You understand? Where did you get the car!
Who am I? I'm gonna be your worst nightmare until you start breaking it down for me. You understand? Where did you get the car!,I'm done talking until I get a lawyer.
I tell you one thing Trudell - you'd make a of a cop...,It wasn't in the cards.
"The guy was looking for trouble, shoving people around, being an",And he took a swing at you?
And he took a swing at you?,Yeah...the guy was psycho - I was just tying to protect the girl...
Yeah...the guy was psycho - I was just tying to protect the girl...,Did he harm the girl?
Did he harm the girl?,"he probably her in the lot, dumped the body somewhere. That's what he was like - a real wacko."
"he probably her in the lot, dumped the body somewhere. That's what he was like - a real wacko.",Mm-hmm...that's not what the bartender told us.
"Now you listen to me hay-seed! If you don't want to spend a year in jail for making a false report you'll start giving me straight answers, you got that!!","Alright, alright! We were just with him..you know?"
And where the is Marvosa?,He said he was following up some lead.
He said he was following up some lead.,Well let's get his to the garage! Some lead...
"There's something I've been meaning to ask you, Stephanie.",Yeah.
Yeah.,Where the is my car?
Holy -,Hello Tubbs. Can I come in?
Hello Tubbs. Can I come in?,"Yeah, c'mon in...you scared the out of me!"
No...,"Look, Jimmy, you know, I haven't seen you in eight years, you show up to my door like you're on drugs - now the least you could do is tell me what the is going on!"
And?...,I killed them.
I killed them.,"Oh, - I don't know about all this! You sure?!"
"Oh, - I don't know about all this! You sure?!",Yeah I'm sure! I did it with my own hands!
"Jimmy, do you realize what you did? Man that's like death penalty -","It was self-defense, Tubbs! They're dirty! I walked in on something, I don't know what -"
"It was self-defense, Tubbs! They're dirty! I walked in on something, I don't know what -",You gotta turn yourself in. Before it's too late -
You gotta turn yourself in. Before it's too late -,"They're inside the department, they're everywhere - it's not safe."
"They're inside the department, they're everywhere - it's not safe.",you know what happens to me if I'm harboring a fugitive? I already think they're on to me! I thought you were the phone police for Chrissake!
you know what happens to me if I'm harboring a fugitive? I already think they're on to me! I thought you were the phone police for Chrissake!,"I have nowhere else to go, Tubbs, I need your help!"
Oh man...what happened?,I don't know. But I'm in trouble. I'm all over the papers. I have to figure out what's going on.
I don't know. But I'm in trouble. I'm all over the papers. I have to figure out what's going on.,Alright...alright...you've saved my enough times. What do you want to do?
"You know this time, there's nobody that's gonna cover your You're over your head this time.",What else is new?
"Ahh, We're pretty much tapped out. I'm getting denied access all over the place...",It's not very much to go on...is there anything else we can check?
It's not very much to go on...is there anything else we can check?,we just started. But I better log out of this.
No - that's not it! She said her boyfriend stranded her up there! I didn't ask her to come with me!,Did you have with her?
Did you have with her?,What?
What?,Did you have intercourse with the woman in question?
Did you have intercourse with the woman in question?,No. It wasn't like that!
No. It wasn't like that!,"Then what did you do, play canasta?"
Sidney: I don't understand him. We know he re-arranges the kids and husbands into a dead audience. To witness the act. We know he thinks the act is making him into something different. His 'becoming'... but I don't know what it is he thinks he's becoming. The answer is something to do with how he uses the mirrors. That's what's missing for me. Why the mirrors?,"The usual motivation doesn't apply to him, nor the way he uses them. I don't have an answer for you. Listen to me, my friend: leave this."
"The usual motivation doesn't apply to him, nor the way he uses them. I don't have an answer for you. Listen to me, my friend: leave this.",And do what? Read about the next family in the morning paper? In my Monkey Ward safehouse 'cause I can't take my family home? This ends when I make it over.
And do what? Read about the next family in the morning paper? In my Monkey Ward safehouse 'cause I can't take my family home? This ends when I make it over.,How are Molly and the boy?
How are Molly and the boy?,"Kevin and Molly are on their way to Montana. Who the is he to do this to my family, Sidney? Answer me that...!"
Will... you saw this in the papers. The second one was all over TV. Did you ever think about givin' me a call?,No.
No.,Why not?
Why not?,The Bureau already has the best lab. Plus you have Bloom at the University of Chicago...
The Bureau already has the best lab. Plus you have Bloom at the University of Chicago...,And I got you down here fixing fuckin' boat motors.
And I got you down here fixing fuckin' boat motors.,"You don't need me. I wouldn't be useful to you anymore, Jack."
"You don't need me. I wouldn't be useful to you anymore, Jack.","Last two like this we had, you caught."
"Last two like this we had, you caught.",That was three years ago. And by doing the same things you and the rest of them at the lab are doing.
That was three years ago. And by doing the same things you and the rest of them at the lab are doing.,"That's not entirely true, Will. It's the way you think."
"That's not entirely true, Will. It's the way you think.",I think there has been a lot of about the way I think. I came down here to get away from all that.
I think there has been a lot of about the way I think. I came down here to get away from all that.,You look all right now.
You look all right now.,I am all right.
"...snuck in the hospital while I was sedated, flipped back the sheets and shot pictures. The only decent thing he did was run a black square over my balls...",I know...
Who is it?,"Will, Bowman just broke the code. It was a James Beard cook book. You need to know what it says right now."
"Will, Bowman just broke the code. It was a James Beard cook book. You need to know what it says right now.",What'd it say?
What'd it say?,"I'll tell you in a second. Now listen to me: everything is okay, I'm taking care of it, so stay on the phone when I tell you."
"I'll tell you in a second. Now listen to me: everything is okay, I'm taking care of it, so stay on the phone when I tell you.",Tell me now.
Tell me now.,"It says: 'Graham home, 3860 DeSoto Highway, Marathon, Florida. Save yourself. them all. It's your home address, Will. The gave him your home address."
"It says: 'Graham home, 3860 DeSoto Highway, Marathon, Florida. Save yourself. them all. It's your home address, Will. The gave him your home address.",Get me a plane...
Get me a plane...,"Wait, Will..."
"Wait, Will...",Get me a plane!
Get me a plane!,I'll pick you up in...
I'll pick you up in...,I won't be here.
Where the hell's Graham!,He went to the men's room.
He went to the men's room.,For Christ's sake get him!
Ride with me.,"Thanks, but I'll take the bus. I do it all the time."
"Thanks, but I'll take the bus. I do it all the time.",Dandridge is a condescending Ride with me. It would be because I want you to.
"Mrs. Leeds harlequined with blood, her husband beside her. Do you see?",Yes.
Yes.,Mrs. Jacobi after her changing. The Dragon rampant. Do you see?
Mrs. Jacobi after her changing. The Dragon rampant. Do you see?,Yes.
Yes.,Freddie Lounds. Your photograph. Do you see?
Freddie Lounds. Your photograph. Do you see?,"Oh,"
"Oh,",Do you see?
Do you see?,"Please, no."
"Please, no.",'No' what?
'No' what?,Not me.
Not me.,Are you a man?
Are you a man?,Yes.
Yes.,Do you imply that I'm a
Do you imply that I'm a,no.
no.,Are you Mr. Lounds?
Are you Mr. Lounds?,No.
Talk to them a few minutes and you can tell they don't have the capacity to even understand what's going on. Do you?,You tell me what you know about him. I'll tell you whether you're right or not.
You tell me what you know about him. I'll tell you whether you're right or not.,Let's get straight who we've talking about. Are you the man I'm interested in?
Let's get straight who we've talking about. Are you the man I'm interested in?,I don't think I'll tell you.
I don't think I'll tell you.,He's right-handed.
He's right-handed.,Most people are.
Most people are.,He's misunderstood.
He's misunderstood.,Cut the general
He stopped by to see me at the shop before he came out here.,What did he want?
What did he want?,He asked how you are.
He asked how you are.,And you said?
And you said?,"I said you are fine, he should leave you the alone."
"I said you are fine, he should leave you the alone.","I'm a forensic specialist, Molly. You've seen my diploma? I got a diploma and everything."
"I'm a forensic specialist, Molly. You've seen my diploma? I got a diploma and everything.",You mended a crack in the wallpaper with your diploma. You are open and easy now... It took you a lot of work to get to that...
You mended a crack in the wallpaper with your diploma. You are open and easy now... It took you a lot of work to get to that...,"We have it good, don't we?"
"We have it good, don't we?",All the things that happened to you before make you know that...
What the can I do?,What you've already decided. You're not really asking.
What you've already decided. You're not really asking.,If I were?
If I were?,"Stay here with me. Me. Me. Me. And Kevin. That's selfish, huh?"
"Stay here with me. Me. Me. Me. And Kevin. That's selfish, huh?","I don't care. He'll never see me or know my name. If we find him, the police will have to take him down. Not me, I'm just looking at evidence."
"I'm thinking about painting the kitchen. What color do you like, Will? Are you there?","Yeah. Ah... yellow, let's paint it yellow."
"Yeah. Ah... yellow, let's paint it yellow.",Yellow's a bad color for me. I'll look green at breakfast.
Yellow's a bad color for me. I'll look green at breakfast.,"Blue, then."
"Blue, then.",Blue is cold.
Blue is cold.,"Hey, it, paint it for all I care... Look, I'm sorry. When I come home, we'll go to the paint store together and get some chips and..."
Hello.,I was out in the garden. Mama came out and told me when she saw it on TV. Why didn't you call me?
I was out in the garden. Mama came out and told me when she saw it on TV. Why didn't you call me?,Mama was probably asleep.
Mama was probably asleep.,Will? Are you okay?
Will? Are you okay?,Not too bad. I'll be here a few days longer. I want to see you.
Not too bad. I'll be here a few days longer. I want to see you.,"I want to see you, too."
"I want to see you, too.",Today's Wednesday. By Friday I ought to...
Today's Wednesday. By Friday I ought to...,Mama has all Kevin's uncles and aunts coming down from Cheyenne next week and...
Mama has all Kevin's uncles and aunts coming down from Cheyenne next week and...,Come home with me.
Come home with me.,"Will, they never get to see Kevin and a few more days..."
"Will, they never get to see Kevin and a few more days...",What's this Mama
What's this Mama,It's what Kevin called her when he was little...
It's what Kevin called her when he was little...,"What's the problem, Molly?"
"What's the problem, Molly?","I came up here after Kevin's father died. They were very supportive and helped me adjust. I got myself together. I've gotten myself together now, too."
"I came up here after Kevin's father died. They were very supportive and helped me adjust. I got myself together. I've gotten myself together now, too.","Small difference: I'm not dead, yet."
"Small difference: I'm not dead, yet.",Will? You could come up here.
Will? You could come up here.,"They don't want me up there. Every time they look at me I remind them... If they thought about it, they'd want you. Bur all they really want's the boy. And they'll take you. But they don't want to see me..."
"They don't want me up there. Every time they look at me I remind them... If they thought about it, they'd want you. Bur all they really want's the boy. And they'll take you. But they don't want to see me...",That's not true.
That's not true.,Okay. They're full of and they make me sick...
What are you talking about?! We just met an hour ago.,"No no no, it's not I mean -- it can lead to but really, it's just wrestling."
"No no no, it's not I mean -- it can lead to but really, it's just wrestling.",I don't wanna talk about it!
Then stop treating me like a prop.,I-I'm sorry. I got caught up in the action...!
"I, I was asked to do this material - -","Sure, because your new stuff's a bunch of Kaufman, people are sick of you. The wrestling... the hoaxes..."
"Sure, because your new stuff's a bunch of Kaufman, people are sick of you. The wrestling... the hoaxes...",Hey -- that stuff gets written-up in the papers --
Hey -- that stuff gets written-up in the papers --,Who gives a It's not funny!
Can I help you with something?,"Yeah! You stay away from that Andy Kaufman, if you know what's good for you!"
"Yeah! You stay away from that Andy Kaufman, if you know what's good for you!",Who is this? TONY CLIFTON You -- you know straight who it is. Tony Clifton! A name to respect. A name to fear. Beer. Gear. Deer. Ear.
Who is this? TONY CLIFTON You -- you know straight who it is. Tony Clifton! A name to respect. A name to fear. Beer. Gear. Deer. Ear.,Look... I don't know what your problem is...
Look... I don't know what your problem is...,"Kaufman's a lying If you sign him, I'll RUIN YOU!"
Lieutenant?,Oh
Oh,"Lieutenant, you were given specific orders --"
"Lieutenant, you were given specific orders --",I'm just doing my job. You gimme that and you can cram it up your
I'm just doing my job. You gimme that and you can cram it up your,The orders were for your protection.
"I'm tired, Trinity. I'm tired of this war, I'm tired of fighting. I'm tired of this ship, of being cold, of eating the same goop every day. But most of all, I'm tired of this jagoff and all of his",My Morpheus. You gave them Morpheus.
My Morpheus. You gave them Morpheus.,"Yes. You see, the truth is, Trinity, that we humans have a place in the future. But it's not here. It's in the Matrix."
"Yes. You see, the truth is, Trinity, that we humans have a place in the future. But it's not here. It's in the Matrix.",The Matrix isn't real!
The Matrix isn't real!,"Oh, I disagree, Trinity. I disagree. I think the Matrix is more real than this world. I mean, all I do is pull a plug here. But there, you watch a man die."
"I'm going to let you in on a little secret here. Now don't tell him I told you this, but this ain't the first time Morpheus thought he found the One.",Really?
Really?,You bet your It keeps him going. Maybe it keeps all of us going.
You bet your It keeps him going. Maybe it keeps all of us going.,How many were there?
How many were there?,Five. Since I've been here.
Five. Since I've been here.,What happened to them?
What happened to them?,Dead. All dead.
Dead. All dead.,How?
How?,"Honestly. Morpheus. He got them all amped up believing in I watched each of them take on an agent and I watched each of them die. Little piece of advice: you see an agent, you do what we do; run. Run your off."
"There was an accident. A car accident. All of a sudden. Boom. Jesus, someone's going to make a believer out of me.",I got you.
I got you.,Just get me outta here.
Just get me outta here.,Nearest exit is Franklin and Erie. An old appliance store.
Holy,Yes.
What the do they want with me?!,"I'm not sure, but if you don't want to find out, you better get out of there."
"I'm not sure, but if you don't want to find out, you better get out of there.",How?!
How?!,"I can guide you out, but you have to do exactly what I say."
Tank.,"It's good to hear your voice, sir!"
"It's good to hear your voice, sir!",We need an exit.
We need an exit.,"Got one ready, sir. Subway. State and Balbo."
"Got one ready, sir. Subway. State and Balbo.",We're on our way --
And I know that's not where you want to be.,...
Operator.,"Mr. Wizard, get me the out of here!"
Neo!,What the just happened?
What the just happened?,An Agent! You have to send me back!
An Agent! You have to send me back!,I can't!
We went down to Chinatown but they don't have any.,"Yeah, well, keep away from those Chinx. They don't have"
"Well, I don't know if we want to buy all $40 worth...","Hey! You want good stuff, or you want"
You got some mouth!,"Johnny, you're a real"
You couldn't handle You just better come through with some kind of payment on Tuesday...anything. Understand? Hold onto your pay- check this week.,There won't be any this week.
There won't be any this week.,What do you mean?
What do you mean?,Didn't show up.
Didn't show up.,"You sick or what? You forget what we had to do to get you on the trucks,"
"You sick or what? You forget what we had to do to get you on the trucks,",I don't like loading crates.
I don't like loading crates.,You're not supposed to like it. What gets me is your attitude. Listen... tomorrow you show up.
You're not supposed to like it. What gets me is your attitude. Listen... tomorrow you show up.,What about your attitude...Where's your job...eh? You talk and talk and I go to work...what do you do?
What about your attitude...Where's your job...eh? You talk and talk and I go to work...what do you do?,"I'll tell you what I don't do... I don't owe anybody 2,000 clams plus interest, Show up or I break both your arms, we understand each other?"
"I'll tell you what I don't do... I don't owe anybody 2,000 clams plus interest, Show up or I break both your arms, we understand each other?","Ok, ok...take it easy. I'll show. Tuesday I'll give Michael something. I promise."
"Ok, ok...take it easy. I'll show. Tuesday I'll give Michael something. I promise.",Don't promise...just deliver.
Don't promise...just deliver.,"Ok, now that that's over with...what are you gonna make me for breakfast?"
Hey...don't do that...I'm only scaring them.,get your cousin half-sick over this.
"Your Uncle's a good man...I won't stick him. Either he gets the money or the place and right now he's getting the place. And tell me why should I care? I got a partner who's a bum, who doesn't help out...who disappears and leaves me with all the problems. I should go back to Florida...I don't need this.","I don't understand, where's Groppi?"
"I don't understand, where's Groppi?","I should know? His wife don't even know. Probably off with one of his little girls...I don't know. I tell you, if he don't give a then I don't give a should I myself?"
"I should know? His wife don't even know. Probably off with one of his little girls...I don't know. I tell you, if he don't give a then I don't give a should I myself?",My uncle figured that this week was bad...but about next week...I dunno. Maybe you should speak to him yourself.
My uncle figured that this week was bad...but about next week...I dunno. Maybe you should speak to him yourself.,What can I say?
"Oh Michael, look...",Nevamind 'look'...This punk call him at work...I say 'Johnny Boy there?'...He doesn't even show up for work anymore...
Nevamind 'look'...This punk call him at work...I say 'Johnny Boy there?'...He doesn't even show up for work anymore...,Look...I've talked to him and I've talked to him...what more can I do...? Tonight at the party all three of us get together and we knock some sense into his head...ok?
Look...I've talked to him and I've talked to him...what more can I do...? Tonight at the party all three of us get together and we knock some sense into his head...ok?,"All right...but understand, I don't like being taken advantage of. I mean you're in there talking with your uncle and all...This is embarassing."
"All right...but understand, I don't like being taken advantage of. I mean you're in there talking with your uncle and all...This is embarassing.",We'll settle it tonight.
That W.A.S.P.,You're intolerable today.
You're intolerable today.,Watch your language.
Don't count it...it's all there.,Count it.
Count it.,"Hey, c'mon - no - friends."
"Oh, you're the great Joe's attorney now? Are we going to go to court? Or are we going to go to bed? And I don't mean you and me. I mean you and him.",That's it. It's over. Get out.
That's it. It's over. Get out.,So I guess a blowjob's out of the question?
We have an arrangement now.,What side of the industry did you say you were on?
What side of the industry did you say you were on?,I didn't say.
I didn't say.,"Joe sounds like a ringer, Bill. I have the feeling you guys got the broad strokes already. Need any help with the details?"
What do you think the Board is going to say when I tell them that?,I don't care.
I don't care.,"With all due respect, you well better care because if you try to stonewall them again, there'll be blood on the floor."
I don't know where you get that idea -- the Board agreed --,The Board didn't know you're a mole who burrowed inside so you could bury us all.
The Board didn't know you're a mole who burrowed inside so you could bury us all.,"Is this Mr. Black's fantasy? Another one of his whoppers? Aren't you sick of this lurking around? No one knows who he is, but one thing everyone does know, he somehow got your ear and has been pouring poison into it ever since."
You act like you never had peanut butter before --,I haven't.
I haven't.,#NAME?
#NAME?,Do you love Drew?
Do you love Drew?,Come again?
Come again?,"When you put your mouth to his, Susan, it seems a frequent thing."
"When you put your mouth to his, Susan, it seems a frequent thing.",Drew is none of your business. Nor is where I put my mouth.
Drew is none of your business. Nor is where I put my mouth.,I'm sorry. Do you live here?
I'm sorry. Do you live here?,"No, Joe, I'm swimming here. Then I'm going home."
"No, Joe, I'm swimming here. Then I'm going home.",I guess what I'm trying to say is -- I'd like us to be friends.
I guess what I'm trying to say is -- I'd like us to be friends.,I've got plenty of friends.
I've got plenty of friends.,I don't have any.
I don't have any.,I can see why.
You're violating the laws of the universe.,This universe?
This universe?,"Any universe that exists or ever existed. You may be the pro, Joe. But I know who you are. And you're all up."
"Any universe that exists or ever existed. You may be the pro, Joe. But I know who you are. And you're all up.","I don't like your tone, and I don't like your references."
"I don't like your tone, and I don't like your references.",And I don't give a
And I don't give a,"May I remind you this is not just a dispute with a putative suitor, this is me. So watch it...Bill."
"May I remind you this is not just a dispute with a putative suitor, this is me. So watch it...Bill.",Cut the 'Bill' out -- you sonofabitch.
Cut the 'Bill' out -- you sonofabitch.,"I told you, 'watch it'."
You're what?,"I think you heard me, Bill."
"I think you heard me, Bill.",You're not taking Susan anywhere. And what the does that mean anyway?
Am I dreaming this? Are you a dream?,I am not a dream.
I am not a dream.,You're coming to 'take me'. What is that? Who the are you?
"The great Bill Parrish at a loss for words? The man from whose lips fall 'rapture' and 'passion' and 'obses- sion'...all those admonitions about being 'deliberately happy', what there is no sense 'living your life without...', all the sparks and energy you give off, the rosy advice you dispense in round, pear-shaped tones --",What the is this? Who are you?
What the is this? Who are you?,"Just think of millenniums multiplied by aeons compounded by infinity, I've been around that long, but it's only recently that your affairs here have piqued my interest. Call it boredom, the natural curiosity of me, the most lasting and significant element in existence has come to see you."
About what?,I want to have a look around before I take you.
I want to have a look around before I take you.,'Take me'...? Where?
'Take me'...? Where?,"It requires competence, wisdom, experience -- all those things they say about you in testimonials -- and you're the one."
"It requires competence, wisdom, experience -- all those things they say about you in testimonials -- and you're the one.",'The one' to do what?
'The one' to do what?,"Show me around. Be my guide. And in return, you get..."
"Show me around. Be my guide. And in return, you get...",Get what?
Get what?,Time.
Time.,What the are you talking about?
What the are you talking about?,Watch it!
Watch it!,I'm sorry --
I'm sorry --,"In return you'll receive minuets, days, weeks, I'm not going to go into details ... what matters is that I stay interested."
"But he does give a Don't you, Bill?","Yeah, I give a"
"Yeah, I give a",See. There. What'd I tell you?
"Joe knew the whole story. I told him. It was his idea that I come clean. I mean I wanted to come clean but he gave me a pair of balls, you know what I mean?","Yes, I believe I do."
Don't get carried away.,Uh oh --
Uh oh --,"Susan, you're a of a woman. You've got a great career, you're beautiful --"
"Susan, you're a of a woman. You've got a great career, you're beautiful --",And I'm your daughter and no man will ever be good enough for me.
And I'm your daughter and no man will ever be good enough for me.,"Well, I wasn't going to say that --"
"Well, I wasn't going to say that --",What were you going to say?
What were you going to say?,"Listen, I'm crazy about the guy -- He's smart, he's aggressive, he could carry Parrish Communications into the 21st century and me along with it."
"Listen, I'm crazy about the guy -- He's smart, he's aggressive, he could carry Parrish Communications into the 21st century and me along with it.",So what's wrong with that?
So what's wrong with that?,"That's for me. I'm talking about you. It's not so much what you say about Drew, it's what you don't say."
"That's for me. I'm talking about you. It's not so much what you say about Drew, it's what you don't say.",You're not listening --
You're not listening --,"Oh yes, I am. Not an ounce of excitement, not a whisper of a thrill, this relationship has all the passion of a pair of titmice."
"Oh yes, I am. Not an ounce of excitement, not a whisper of a thrill, this relationship has all the passion of a pair of titmice.","Don't get dirty, Dad --"
"Don't get dirty, Dad --","Well, it worries me. I want you to get swept away. I want you to levitate. I want you to sing with rapture and dance like a dervish."
"Well, it worries me. I want you to get swept away. I want you to levitate. I want you to sing with rapture and dance like a dervish.",That's all?
That's all?,Be deliriously happy. Or at least leave yourself open to be.
Be deliriously happy. Or at least leave yourself open to be.,'Be deliriously happy'. I'm going to do my upmost --
"You read it off your photo. You don't know me, you don't even know who you are.",MEMENTO Pink Revisions - 9/7/99
Jimmy?,What the are you doing here?
What the are you doing here?,Do you remember me?
Do you remember me?,"Yeah, I remember you."
"Yeah, I remember you.",You Jimmy Grantz? *
You Jimmy Grantz? *,"Expecting any other Jimmy's out here, Memory Man? Where the fuck's Teddy?"
You're making a big mistake. My associates are not people you want -,Don't say anything else.
Don't say anything else.,I knew I couldn't trust that -
I knew I couldn't trust that -,Quiet!
You think you can bargain with me?!,Take the money and walk away!
Take the money and walk away!,I don't want your money!
How do I know he did that to you?,I came to you straight after he did it. I showed you what he'd done and asked for your help.
I came to you straight after he did it. I showed you what he'd done and asked for your help.,So I just take your word?
So I just take your word?,Yes.
Yes.,Something feels wrong. I think someone's with me. Trying to get me to the wrong guy.
Something feels wrong. I think someone's with me. Trying to get me to the wrong guy.,Did you?
Did you?,What?
What?,him.
him.,Course not.
Who?,Who?! Leonard! Dodd! Dodd beat the out of me.
Me? Why would he be interested in me?,I told him about your car.
I told him about your car.,Why would you do that?
Why would you do that?,He was beating the out of me! I had to tell him something!
Don't talk about my wife.,I can talk about whoever the I want! You won't even remember what I say! I can tell you that your wife was a and we can still be friends!
Calm down.,"That's easy for you to say! You can't get scared, you don't remember how, you idiot!"
"That's easy for you to say! You can't get scared, you don't remember how, you idiot!","Just take it easy, this isn't my fault."
"Just take it easy, this isn't my fault.","Maybe it is! How the would you know?! You don't know a thing! You can't get scared, can you get angry?!"
Yes.,"You pathetic piece of I can say whatever the I want and you won't have a clue, you"
"You pathetic piece of I can say whatever the I want and you won't have a clue, you",Shut the up!
Don't say another word!,About your of a wife?
How can you read that again?,It's good.
It's good.,You've read it a hundred times.
You've read it a hundred times.,I enjoy it.
I enjoy it.,"Yeah, but the pleasure of a book is in wanting to know what happens next -"
"Yeah, but the pleasure of a book is in wanting to know what happens next -","Don't be a I'm not reading it to annoy you, I enjoy it. Just let me read, please."
What the you want to go there for?,You know it?
You know it?,"Yeah, it's just this building. * Why are we going there?"
"Yeah, it's just this building. * Why are we going there?",I don't remember.
Who the are you?,Teddy. Your buddy.
Teddy. Your buddy.,Prove it.
Prove it.,Sammy. Remember Sammy. You told me about Sammy.
He knew about Sammy. Why would I tell him about Sammy? *,"You tell everyone about Sammy. Everyone who'll listen. ""Remember Sammy Jankis, remember Sammy Jankis"". Great story. Gets better every time you tell it. So you lie to yourself to be happy. Nothing wrong with that - we all do. Who cares if there's a few little things you'd rather not remember?"
"You tell everyone about Sammy. Everyone who'll listen. ""Remember Sammy Jankis, remember Sammy Jankis"". Great story. Gets better every time you tell it. So you lie to yourself to be happy. Nothing wrong with that - we all do. Who cares if there's a few little things you'd rather not remember?",What the are you talking about?
She wasn't diabetic. You think I don't * know my own wife? What the is wrong * with you? *,"I guess I can only make you believe the things you want to be true, huh? Like ol' * Jimmy down there."
"I guess I can only make you believe the things you want to be true, huh? Like ol' * Jimmy down there.",But he's not the right guy! *
So who are you saying he was? *,"Just some guy. Does it even matter who? I stopped asking myself why a long time ago. No reason, no conspiracy; just bad luck. A couple of junkies, too * strung out to realize that your wife didn't live alone. When you killed him, * I've never seen you so happy - I was convinced you'd remember. But it didn't stick, like nothing ever sticks. Like this won't stick."
What cop?,"This bad cop. He checked you into the * Discount Inn. Then he's been calling you * for days, sticking envelopes under your * door, telling you *"
So...?,precursors and the Dutch party favors are en route.
precursors and the Dutch party favors are en route.,"All I want to know is the where and the when. Spare me mini moves, progress reports and"
"All I want to know is the where and the when. Spare me mini moves, progress reports and","Okay. You got the ""item""?"
"Okay. You got the ""item""?",I got the item.
I got the item.,And our friend don't like the rest of the people bringin' the merch to you.
And our friend don't like the rest of the people bringin' the merch to you.,How many?
How many?,Two main players plus three.
Two main players plus three.,My end?
My end?,25% discount on the load.
25% discount on the load.,Make it 40%.
Make it 40%.,Make it 35.
Make it 35.,Deal.
White gangs...? It doesn't track.,White gangs is tweakers and a crystal lab in a trailer park. Bounce around the old lady Saturday night and get your recidivist busted back...
"Hey, him.",Chill out Sonny.
Chill out Sonny.,We're the ones doing the death- defying And he wants us to give that up? For what? A chump-change bust so he can get his picture in <i>The Miami Herald</i> to impress the slug farm in DC...
What's your take?,What's the point? It's going down.
What's the point? It's going down.,"Call the US Coast Guard: ""Come and arrest our And Switek resumes romancing Miss Ukraine..."
Hello?,This is Agent James Fujima.
This is Agent James Fujima.,Detective Crockett.
Detective Crockett.,What's your Miami PD badge number?
What's your Miami PD badge number?,4-4-7 Charlie 12-92.
4-4-7 Charlie 12-92.,Okay. What's up?
Okay. What's up?,"A C.I. we cut loose to your Joint Interagency Task Force. Name of Alonzo Stevens. Now, he's YOUR informant. Stevens, called us. I haven't spoken to him for six months. I do not know what case you have him on. I do not know what he is talking about. But whatever he is doing for you, it sounds like it is going bad. Right now..."
"A C.I. we cut loose to your Joint Interagency Task Force. Name of Alonzo Stevens. Now, he's YOUR informant. Stevens, called us. I haven't spoken to him for six months. I do not know what case you have him on. I do not know what he is talking about. But whatever he is doing for you, it sounds like it is going bad. Right now...",How do I discuss operations over an open line?
How do I discuss operations over an open line?,"How do I know? I got the call from Alonzo on an open line. That is the hand we have been dealt at this moment, at eleven-forty-seven o'clock Friday night. Okay? I am trying to alert you, here. <u>You</u> know whether or not...you have a thing goin' down. I do not. But we know this guy. I think you know this guy. Normally, he is cool. Tonight he is distraught. That is atypical. That engenders foreboding. Do you understand the meaning of the word ""foreboding""? As in badness is happening to <u>your</u> deal right now?"
"Who said, ""go exploring""? We want this staying on track.","Who's the ""we""? There's you and there's us. And all we got from you was bad intel. ""Low-level producer."" Yeah, right..."
"Who's the ""we""? There's you and there's us. And all we got from you was bad intel. ""Low-level producer."" Yeah, right...",What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?,Montoya. We went to meet the village priest. It turns into Alice in the Vatican and here's the Pope...of the North Valle Colombia dope trade.
"I gave up nothing on you guys. Don't worry. I kept you and Rico out of it. Only the Feds. They're on their own...it's all their deal, anyway, so 'em.","Alonzo, what's goin' on?!"
"Alonzo, what's goin' on?!","After I check on Francine and the boys, then I'm gone. Sonny, tell Rico I'm so sorry. I wanted you to know..."
Break your encryption? Hack your e- mail? Employee databases? Somebody on the inside?,"We don't know. And that's the point. Maybe there's a mole. Whatever, it's a disaster. And it's a Joint Interagency Task Force. I have DEA, ATF, U.S. Customs components in on it. So the could be from any one agency. What we do know is I have to suspend operations right now from undercover work through interdictions 'cause I have to assume our Operational Security is blown."
"We don't know. And that's the point. Maybe there's a mole. Whatever, it's a disaster. And it's a Joint Interagency Task Force. I have DEA, ATF, U.S. Customs components in on it. So the could be from any one agency. What we do know is I have to suspend operations right now from undercover work through interdictions 'cause I have to assume our Operational Security is blown.","As in, your is dead in the water."
"As in, your is dead in the water.","But Miami PD wasn't part of the J.I.T. And from what Alonzo said, he didn't give you up."
Okay...see you soon.,...and thanks for the flowers.
...and thanks for the flowers.,What flowers?
What flowers?,"The bouquet, here. Five-hundred dollars worth of roses...yellow."
That sonofabitch!,You set this up!
You set this up!,"Of course! That is why I placed myself here, with you, knowing Yero would pull this"
What do I care what you think about how he looks? You wanna my partner or do business?,"Wait by the phone. You get a call. Or maybe you don't. Until then, off back to where you come from..."
There's an E in MONEY. If that's your word.,"M-O-N-Y -- I'm right! That's just exactly how they spell it up there on that big building, bet you could see it from here. M-O-N-Y."
"M-O-N-Y -- I'm right! That's just exactly how they spell it up there on that big building, bet you could see it from here. M-O-N-Y.",Okay. Never argue with a man.
Okay. Never argue with a man.,Y -- what in starts with Y?
"Cut it out. That's cheating, teasing me so I can't think. Just one bitsy Y word and I gonna beat you!","You gonna beat me, Joe?"
"You gonna beat me, Joe?","Beat your butt, you don't lemme think!"
"Beat your butt, you don't lemme think!",ends in Y. Fey. You like that -- fey -- is that your problem?
ends in Y. Fey. You like that -- fey -- is that your problem?,I show you what problem --
... you see what I'm getting at here? She got a penthouse up there with color TV and more diamonds than an archbishop and she busts out bawling when I ask for money!,For what?
For what?,For money.
For money.,For money for what?
For money for what?,"I'm a hustler, didn't you know that?"
"I'm a hustler, didn't you know that?","How would I know? You gotta tell a person these things A hustler? Picking up trade on the street like that -- baby, believe me -- you need management."
"How would I know? You gotta tell a person these things A hustler? Picking up trade on the street like that -- baby, believe me -- you need management.","I think you just put your finger on it, I do."
"I think you just put your finger on it, I do.","My friend O'Daniel. That's who you need. Operates the biggest stable in town. In the whole metropolitan area. A stud like you - paying! -- not that I blame you -- a dame starts crying, I cut my heart for her..."
"Hey, listen, how about you take me to mee this Mister O'Diddle bird right now?","Well, Joe, you're a nice guy, and I'd be doing you both a favor, but why? What'm I dragging my bum leg all over town for? It's no picnic and what for, for me myself, what?"
Let's see how you look. Fine. You look fine. Now I'm gonna have to have that other ten...,"Ten, ten -- I got a twenty -- take that..."
"Ten, ten -- I got a twenty -- take that...",Oh forget it.
Oh forget it.,"Now take it. Go on. Listen, where can I reach you? Cause I'm gonna make this right with you soon's I get me set up..."
"Now take it. Go on. Listen, where can I reach you? Cause I'm gonna make this right with you soon's I get me set up...",Forget it.
Forget it.,"I mean, dammit, where you live?"
Smart thing for me to do is haul outta here.,Whatsa matter now?
You don't seem like no,What's that supposed to mean?
"You ain't got a chance in You need threads and glitter, baby. A front, hey?","Well, uh, my manager's gonna manage all that or else he gonna get a coconut up his flue."
"Kee-rist, you pretty clever for a skimpy little gimp.",You like it? Take a look.
You like it? Take a look.,"Don't rush me. How I do it, see, I get myself primed, like I was turning on the charm for some pretty little blonde lady, then kinda mosey away slow and easy and - swing around! -- and there you are, you handsome devil."
Where'd that come from?,Forty-second Street. Where'n you think it come from?
Forty-second Street. Where'n you think it come from?,You wanna know the truth? You dumb I got it for you. Look at it. thing's ten sizes too big for me.
"Kee-rist, you sure are one twisty little Ratso.","The name's Rico, at my own father's grave, a man deserves some respect."
"The name's Rico, at my own father's grave, a man deserves some respect.",Respect shee-it! You even steal flowers for his grave.
Respect shee-it! You even steal flowers for his grave.,"Can he smell the difference, eh?"
"Well, this thought just struck me. It wasn't too long ago I was washing dishes way the somewhere in Texas.","Yeah, well, so?"
"Yeah, well, so?",Now I'm here. I'm in New York City. Getting picked for things. Don't you see what I'm driving at?
Now I'm here. I'm in New York City. Getting picked for things. Don't you see what I'm driving at?,"What you're driving at, you want me to get lost so you can go to your party."
"What you're driving at, you want me to get lost so you can go to your party.",Did I say that? Did I? It don't say nothing about you...
Did I say that? Did I? It don't say nothing about you...,Don't say nothing about you either.
Don't say nothing about you either.,"But they picked me, right? So what I'll do, I'll just say, now look, you want me? Well, I don't go nowhere without my buddy here."
"But they picked me, right? So what I'll do, I'll just say, now look, you want me? Well, I don't go nowhere without my buddy here.","Well, what the I got nothing better to do."
"Okay. Here it is. You gonna go see the doctor. I got nine bucks and twenty more Thursday and I gonna be riding high before you know it. So you gonna get you the best doctor in this town and get yourself straightened out, that's what.","No doctors. No, sir. Not me. Doctors are like auto mechanics. Fix one-thing, unplug another. Operate for piles and while they're there, they unscrew your liver. My old man, for God's sake, wasn't any sicker'n I am when he went to the doctor."
"No doctors. No, sir. Not me. Doctors are like auto mechanics. Fix one-thing, unplug another. Operate for piles and while they're there, they unscrew your liver. My old man, for God's sake, wasn't any sicker'n I am when he went to the doctor.","Well, just exactly what the you think you're gonna do? Die on me?"
"Well, just exactly what the you think you're gonna do? Die on me?","I'm going to Florida, that's my only chance."
"I'm going to Florida, that's my only chance.",You know what's wrong with you? You got fevers. You as a bedbug. How you gonna get to Florida?
You know what's wrong with you? You got fevers. You as a bedbug. How you gonna get to Florida?,"I'll find the money. If you just get me on the bus, that's all I ask."
"I'll find the money. If you just get me on the bus, that's all I ask.","Just when everything's going my way, you gotta pull a stunt like this."
"Just when everything's going my way, you gotta pull a stunt like this.",I don't even want you to go. Whaddya think of that? I got other plans for my life than dragging around some dumb cowboy that thinks he's God's gift to women. One twenty-buck trick and he's already the biggest stud in New York City. It's laughable.
You get your first palm tree in South Carolina.,How'n a dumb Bronx kid like you know that?
How'n a dumb Bronx kid like you know that?,I read it.
I read it.,Shee-it. You believe all you read?
"If you have to shiver, why don't you pull the blanket up more?",I been thinking. I hope we're not gonna have a lotta trouble about my name down there. Because like what's the whole point of this trip anyway?
I been thinking. I hope we're not gonna have a lotta trouble about my name down there. Because like what's the whole point of this trip anyway?,Keep the blanket on.
Keep the blanket on.,"I mean New York's one thing, but can you see this guy, imagine it, running around the beach all suntan and he's going in swimming, like, and then somebody yells 'Hey, Ratso' -- how does that sound to you?"
"I mean New York's one thing, but can you see this guy, imagine it, running around the beach all suntan and he's going in swimming, like, and then somebody yells 'Hey, Ratso' -- how does that sound to you?",Sounds like they knew you.
Sounds like they knew you.,"Sounds like admit it. And I'm not gonna have it. I'm Rico all the time, okay, do you blame me? That's agreed, okay? We're gonna tell all these new people my name's Rico?"
Hey -- whatsa matter?,I'm wet.
I'm wet.,You're what?
You're what?,I wet my pants! My seat's all wet.
I wet my pants! My seat's all wet.,don't cry about it!
don't cry about it!,"Here I am going to Florida and my leg hurts, my butt hurts, my chest hurts, my face hurts, and like that ain't enough, I gotta all over myself."
"Hey, what the you doing?","I'm zipping your fly, what the you think I'm doing?"
"Thanks, Joe.","Shee-it, you know, I got this thing all figured out, Ratso. I mean Rico. When we get to Miami, what I'll do, I'll go to work. I gotta do that, 'cause see, I ain't no kind of a hustler. I ain't even any good as a bum. I'm a nothing, that's what I am. So reckon I'd better go to work and get me a job. Okay?"
"I'm lonesome. I'm lonesome so I'm a I'm lonesome so I'm a dope fiend. I'm lonesome so I'm a thief, a fornicator, a I say, I've heard it all and I'm sick of it, sick to death.","Yessir, I can see that."
"Yessir, I can see that.","Lonesomeness is something you take. You bear? Dammit, you take it and go about your business, that's all."
"Lonesomeness is something you take. You bear? Dammit, you take it and go about your business, that's all.","Well, uh, I'm raring to go."
"Well, uh, I'm raring to go.","Yes, I believe you are. Cowboy, huh?"
"Yes, I believe you are. Cowboy, huh?","Uh, yessir."
"Uh, yessir.","Ready for hard work, son?"
"Ready for hard work, son?",Ready for anything.
Ready for anything.,"I got a hunch, Joe Buck, it's gonna be easier for you than most."
"I got a hunch, Joe Buck, it's gonna be easier for you than most.",Gonna be like money from home.
Gonna be like money from home.,"Money from home, see, there's your strength, you put things in earthy terms any man can understand, son. I warn you I'm gonna use you, I'm gonna run you ragged!"
'Figgers.,...He had a bald skull and...
...He had a bald skull and...,Hamidou. Chief of the Guards. Don't with him. He almost killed an Italian dude couple months ago. Bad news. He try anything with you?
Yeah.,"History, man, history. How much?"
"History, man, history. How much?",Two kilos.
Two kilos.,Where?
Where?,The airport. Trying to get on the plane for the States.
The airport. Trying to get on the plane for the States.,Could be ten or fifteen. Maybe even twenty.
Could be ten or fifteen. Maybe even twenty.,Twenty months?
Twenty months?,"Twenty YEARS, man - YEARS! I figger ten at the least."
Years?,"Yeah, what do you think this is, the good USA? This is Turkey, man... ) It's a accident here if you're innocent. And anyway... ...ain't nobody who's innocent."
Tunnel?,"It's already built! There's a basement substructure where they used to keep weapons and stuff, but beneath that there's these old catacombs that the Christians built 'bout a thousand years ago to bury their dead. We're sitting right on top of it -- here."
Hey! I'm getting this together man and I don't need no Gastro-head along on this trip! We go through the wall.,We go through the wall?
"You got that, face? Asina...",KNOCK IT OFF!
To what?,"The prison, man. There was this German cat an architect in the hospital. He was helping the Turks build some round the place. I laid some bread on him and he let me copy them."
"Hey, you know what's gonna get us out of here? It's not a map, Max. It's our balls. You know what I mean... ...I gotta get laid man, I don't know 'bout you guys, but if I don't get it on soon, I'm... I'm not gonna make it.", 
 ,Billy?
"Right! That's what we're shooting for. Mister Davis and have been in contact with the State Department, but right now relations with the Turks aren't too good, Nixon's upset the out of them. Our best bet's... right here.","Dad... I'll pay you back for all this, I Promise."
"Dad... I'll pay you back for all this, I Promise.",Don't worry about it. Right now money doesn't count. Okay?
"Where you staying, Dad?",The Hilton.
The Hilton.,How do you like it? Istanbul?
How do you like it? Istanbul?,"Well, it's an interesting place... Tell you the truth, I think the food is lousy. The they sell in these little restaurants. I went out to eat in one of them last night, and I had to run to the toilet... You shoulda' seen the toilet."
Where are the minefields?,"All over. Turkish Army up there. It's against the law. They shoot us. You sure you looking for your friends, man?"
"All over. Turkish Army up there. It's against the law. They shoot us. You sure you looking for your friends, man?",Okay! Ley me out right here. I'm getting tired of all this from you. I'll walk it.
Okay! Ley me out right here. I'm getting tired of all this from you. I'll walk it.,"Ah, look! they probably know where the campers are"
Best way is get your out... any... way... you can...,What do you mean?
What do you mean?,Get the... midnight... express.
Get the... midnight... express.,What's that?
"You gotta be crazy! You got stabbed in the once too much, sweetheart, cause you're gonna end up in Section 13, that's what - not the 'catacombs.",Section 13?
Gastro's killing me. Making me blind. Hey Billy!,Yeah.
Yeah.,I got some acid man. Maybe we can drop some on the guards huh? In their tea or something.
What?,Cut his throat.
Cut his throat.,Whose?
Whose?,ZIAT... What do I got to lose huh! What do I got to lose. And I'd really enjoy it.
"Max, sit down. You're in no shape to anybody.",I want to cut his throat.
I want to cut his throat.,It's already been cut.
It's already been cut.,Then I'll cut his balls off.
"'Dem dat hides can finds says I'... I seen him, the clever sneaking looks at it late at night, talking to it.",Yeah? Where?
Just got some news on Bell.,What?
What?,Bad. Sent to the City Hospital. They ruptured his hernia again.
Bad. Sent to the City Hospital. They ruptured his hernia again.,Oh
"What is it with you man, what the is it?","Cat, ah! Ayip!"
"Cat, ah! Ayip!",You're ayip!
You're ayip!,"Look, you don't with me, I don't with you, right?"
"Look, you don't with me, I don't with you, right?",But you with me. You with me all the time. You make crummy tea. You rip us off on the hash.
But you with me. You with me all the time. You make crummy tea. You rip us off on the hash.,"I make special tea for you, Hiyes, okay? We've to live like brothers. We have to be in here together."
"I make special tea for you, Hiyes, okay? We've to live like brothers. We have to be in here together.","Oh shove it, Ziat for all the money you have, you have nothing!"
"Hey, Ziat, hurry up with the tea will ay!","Work, work, work, that's all do"
"Work, work, work, that's all do",I don't hear you about the money.
"The blintzes! ""Try the blintzes...""",Selling your sould for a fistful of carbohydrates...
Selling your sould for a fistful of carbohydrates...,"Not just any carbohydrates, mind you. It was like being on the receiving end of some kind of transcendent We should get a strobe on this thing. Maybe even a siren."
"Not just any carbohydrates, mind you. It was like being on the receiving end of some kind of transcendent We should get a strobe on this thing. Maybe even a siren.","Yeah, and a loudspeaker so you can yell ""Epidemic! Epidemic! You're all going to die!"""
Peter...,Yeah...?
Yeah...?,There's some weird here.
There's some weird here.,Weird
Weird,Take a look.
Show that to the station manager. Tell him Leonard's gonna have his bubble-butt he don't have someone down here in ten.,H-how do I get...?
H-how do I get...?,Way we came. Take the first tunnel to your right...
You said those cables're still live. Can't we rewire...?,"Oh, man, there you go again."
"Oh, man, there you go again.",What?
What?,Those things bring juice to the new stations. You just can't rewire that
You feel anything?,"Yeah, I feel like ripping your eyes out..."
"Yeah, I feel like ripping your eyes out...","Leonard, listen. I need to see if there's any nerve damage before we carry you back. Look, I'm trying to help you here..."
"Leonard, listen. I need to see if there's any nerve damage before we carry you back. Look, I'm trying to help you here...","Oh, you helped me here, all right, white boy. You and your memo. You needed to prove your point, uh?"
"Oh, you helped me here, all right, white boy. You and your memo. You needed to prove your point, uh?",I'm sorry. But I don't think letting you bleed to death is the best apology.
A mistake.,"""Mistake""? What's that supposed to...?"
"""Mistake""? What's that supposed to...?","It doesn't matter, all right? It's dead."
"It doesn't matter, all right? It's dead.",How you know that? it was runnin' around with its buttside gone and a pipe through its heart...
My what the are you...?,"Hurry, the woman needs help!"
You better tell me what the hell's going on here!,"Hey, hey!! Take it easy!!"
What are you putting that on me for?,Scent glands. Insects use 'em to identify themselves to each other.
You give someone a uniform and... Did you hear how he talked to us?,I heard how you talked to him.
I heard how you talked to him.,"Oh, so I'm the bad guy now?"
"Paul, don't you think it's time for you to start writing again? It's been over a week.","I don't know, it's weird, but a couple of broken bones hasn't done a lot for my creative juices. Get the out of here."
"I don't know, it's weird, but a couple of broken bones hasn't done a lot for my creative juices. Get the out of here.",Don't talk to me like that.
Don't talk to me like that.,"Why, what are you going to do? me? Take your best shot."
"Why, what are you going to do? me? Take your best shot.","Why are you so mean, Mister you'd-be- dead-in-the-snow-if-it-wasn't-for- me?"
"Why are you so mean, Mister you'd-be- dead-in-the-snow-if-it-wasn't-for- me?","Oh, no reason, you keep me prisoner, you make me burn my book, you drive a sledgehammer into my ankles..."
"Oh, no reason, you keep me prisoner, you make me burn my book, you drive a sledgehammer into my ankles...",I'll drive a sledgehammer into your man-gland if you're not nicer--
I'll drive a sledgehammer into your man-gland if you're not nicer--,Be my guest.
Be my guest.,That's disgusting.
"Just leave it, all right?","Oh, I like that tone."
"Oh, I like that tone.",How many times do I have to tell you-- I have a system here. Where the is that thing?
How many times do I have to tell you-- I have a system here. Where the is that thing?,What thing?
What thing?,That thing. Here it is. Right where it's supposed to be.
That thing. Here it is. Right where it's supposed to be.,What is it?
What is it?,I'm not sure. Maybe nothing.
I'm not sure. Maybe nothing.,It's good you found it.
It's good you found it.,There's that spice again.
An old friend. I was rummaging through a closet and it was just sitting there. Like it was waiting for me.,"It's... it's nice, Paul. It's got... character."
"It's... it's nice, Paul. It's got... character.","When I wrote my first book, I used to carry it around in this while I was looking for a publisher. That was a good book, Marcia. I was a writer then."
"When I wrote my first book, I used to carry it around in this while I was looking for a publisher. That was a good book, Marcia. I was a writer then.",You're still a writer.
You're still a writer.,I haven't been a writer since I got into the Misery business--
I haven't been a writer since I got into the Misery business--,"Not a bad business. This thing would still be growing, too. The first printing order on Misery's Child was the most ever--over a million."
"Not a bad business. This thing would still be growing, too. The first printing order on Misery's Child was the most ever--over a million.","Marcia, please."
"Marcia, please.","No, no. Misery Chastain put braces on your daughter's teeth and is putting her through college, bought you two houses and floor seats to the Knick games and what thanks does she get? You go and her."
"No, no. Misery Chastain put braces on your daughter's teeth and is putting her through college, bought you two houses and floor seats to the Knick games and what thanks does she get? You go and her.","Marcia, you know I started ""Misery"" on a lark. Do I look like a guy who writes romance novels? Do I sound like Danielle Steel? It was a one- time shot and we got lucky. I never meant it to become my life. And if I hadn't gotten rid of her now, I'd have ended up writing her forever. For the first time in fifteen years, I think I'm really onto something here."
"Marcia, you know I started ""Misery"" on a lark. Do I look like a guy who writes romance novels? Do I sound like Danielle Steel? It was a one- time shot and we got lucky. I never meant it to become my life. And if I hadn't gotten rid of her now, I'd have ended up writing her forever. For the first time in fifteen years, I think I'm really onto something here.","I'm glad to hear that, Paul, I really am. But you have to know--when your fans find out that you killed off their favorite heroine, they're not going to say, ""Ooh, good, Paul Sheldon can finally write what we've always wanted: An esoteric, semi- autobiographical character study."
"I'm glad to hear that, Paul, I really am. But you have to know--when your fans find out that you killed off their favorite heroine, they're not going to say, ""Ooh, good, Paul Sheldon can finally write what we've always wanted: An esoteric, semi- autobiographical character study.","Marcia, why are you doing this to me? Don't you know I'm scared enough? Don't you think I remember how nobody gave a about my first books? You think I'm dying to go back to shouting in the wilderness? I'm doing this because I have to. Now, I'm leaving for Colorado to try to finish this and I want your good thoughts--because if I can make it work ... I might just have something that I want on my tombstone."
"it, Nyah! Why did you do it? Why did you save that",If it'll make you feel any better I won't do it again.
Fight a bit of a cold..,And you're happy about that?
And you're happy about that?,"Beats fighting the flu, I'm here to tell you."
"Beats fighting the flu, I'm here to tell you.","You know, that was the hardest part of having to portray you. Grinning like an idiot every fifteen minutes."
"You know, that was the hardest part of having to portray you. Grinning like an idiot every fifteen minutes.","I would've thought the hardest part was exercising restraint. Curbing that pressing need of your to get your gun off. You were in such a hurry to knock off that 747, you never figured out where the virus really was."
"I would've thought the hardest part was exercising restraint. Curbing that pressing need of your to get your gun off. You were in such a hurry to knock off that 747, you never figured out where the virus really was.",I knew where it was.
I knew where it was.,"Oh. then you knew the only way could smuggle the live virus to the CDC scientists in Atlanta was by injecting himself and using his own bloodstream as a Petri dish, doing it inside of twenty hours so he could take the anti-virus and still have it be effective. You knew that while you were knocking him off and destroying the very thing you came for."
"How're we doin', then?",He should've have killed the virus in the incubation area..Nyah's exited the elevator on the same level as the lab.
He should've have killed the virus in the incubation area..Nyah's exited the elevator on the same level as the lab.,What can we do' mate?
What can we do' mate?,Hope he kills all the bugs before the yellow dot gets to the red one.
Where's the bloody -,#NAME?
#NAME?,#NAME?
#NAME?,"Hey, you put me here. I just do what I'm told."
"Hey, you put me here. I just do what I'm told.",#NAME?
"No, I don't. But in this case -","In this case, it wasn't a bad idea. In face, it was a pretty good idea. Just don't make a habit of it. And, as for Ms. Hall, in light of her efforts, her criminal records will certainly be expunged. I'm assuming you approve."
"In this case, it wasn't a bad idea. In face, it was a pretty good idea. Just don't make a habit of it. And, as for Ms. Hall, in light of her efforts, her criminal records will certainly be expunged. I'm assuming you approve.",I do.
I do.,"Where is she now, by the way? Do you know?"
"Where is she now, by the way? Do you know?",I don't. No exactly.
I don't. No exactly.,"Well, Hunt, what are your plans?"
"Well, Hunt, what are your plans?",Not sure. Some sort of vacation. I'll let you know where I'm going.
Not sure. Some sort of vacation. I'll let you know where I'm going.,"Oh, you don't have to do that. Wouldn't be a vacation if you did."
A visit from an old friend.,What's happening here? You're dead!
What's happening here? You're dead!,"Fatigued, certainly. But dead is a little extreme. On the other hand, when me dear Gradski had your pulse and blood pressure he has less than ten hours to live."
"Fatigued, certainly. But dead is a little extreme. On the other hand, when me dear Gradski had your pulse and blood pressure he has less than ten hours to live.","It was in the bloody papers, on the telly..what's this about Gradski?"
"It was in the bloody papers, on the telly..what's this about Gradski?","You are infected with <i>Chimera,</i> my friend."
You have Bellerophon.,Do I?
Do I?,You took it! All of it! And what if I need it?
You took it! All of it! And what if I need it?,"'If?' My, my, my...the five hundred people on Bruny Island that you deliberately infected with <i>Chimera</i> needed it as well."
"'If?' My, my, my...the five hundred people on Bruny Island that you deliberately infected with <i>Chimera</i> needed it as well.","Oh, please! How was I to know they had to be treated with Bellerophon within twenty hours?"
"Oh, please! How was I to know they had to be treated with Bellerophon within twenty hours?",By asking me.
By asking me.,"You still don't get it, do you? You want to make an omelet, you break a few eggs - <i>I needed to know just how bad the disease was</i> - in the real world, not the lab. And you never know til you try. You thought you were genetically splicing together strains of influenza to create a cure for all influenzas. But I saw you creating a disease so terrible in <i>Chimera</i> that the cure would be priceless."
"You still don't get it, do you? You want to make an omelet, you break a few eggs - <i>I needed to know just how bad the disease was</i> - in the real world, not the lab. And you never know til you try. You thought you were genetically splicing together strains of influenza to create a cure for all influenzas. But I saw you creating a disease so terrible in <i>Chimera</i> that the cure would be priceless.",You wanted the disease in order to peddle the cure.
You wanted the disease in order to peddle the cure.,"Well, the thought had occurred to me. I needed Chimera in order to peddle Bellerophon. For hero to be appreciated, you need a monster. Now that's not so difficult to understand, is it? Look, time was a shot of penicillin could knock off every bloody bug in the zoo! Not anymore!..have you any idea the R&D money it takes to float one little pissy boutique antibiotic that's barely effective against one strain of one bacterium? If I couldn't makes money killing the microscopic little that are out there, you'd help me put one out there I can make on!..there it is. I've confessed. I, John C. McCloy, am in business to make money. Lilly's making billions feeding Prozac to depressed dogs. Pfizer doesn't even know where to put the money they're making on and let me tell you that didn't do a thing for me even at twice the recommended dose, Jesus, who do I have to to get a a break!..now get me out of here, get me treated and let's go back to work!.."
"Well, the thought had occurred to me. I needed Chimera in order to peddle Bellerophon. For hero to be appreciated, you need a monster. Now that's not so difficult to understand, is it? Look, time was a shot of penicillin could knock off every bloody bug in the zoo! Not anymore!..have you any idea the R&D money it takes to float one little pissy boutique antibiotic that's barely effective against one strain of one bacterium? If I couldn't makes money killing the microscopic little that are out there, you'd help me put one out there I can make on!..there it is. I've confessed. I, John C. McCloy, am in business to make money. Lilly's making billions feeding Prozac to depressed dogs. Pfizer doesn't even know where to put the money they're making on and let me tell you that didn't do a thing for me even at twice the recommended dose, Jesus, who do I have to to get a a break!..now get me out of here, get me treated and let's go back to work!..","You know, I think it's a little late for that. Do give my regards to Gradski if you see him."
"Nothing but civilians, Gene.",This is - we donít even know what Max looks like.
This is - we donít even know what Max looks like.,"Maybe we donít have to know what he looks like. If heís got that list, heís going to want to check it. We should be looking for laptops."
"Maybe we donít have to know what he looks like. If heís got that list, heís going to want to check it. We should be looking for laptops.",Good idea.
Is he serious?,Always.
Always.,"If we're going to Virginia, why don't we drop by Fort Knox? I can fly a helicopter right in through the lobby and set it down inside the vault and it will be a of a lot easier than breaking into the CIA."
They're dead. Jim's dead.,Take off your coat.
Take off your coat.,What?
What?,Take off your coat!
Max made a deal with you?,"I deliver the NOC list, Max delivers Job."
"I deliver the NOC list, Max delivers Job.","We've got seventy-five rounds for your Glock 9, but only twenty for the Sig Sauer, one pair of Visco glasses with monitor, plenty of passports. You said it yourself -- if I'm not dead, I'm with you."
"We've got seventy-five rounds for your Glock 9, but only twenty for the Sig Sauer, one pair of Visco glasses with monitor, plenty of passports. You said it yourself -- if I'm not dead, I'm with you.",You're sure about this?
You're sure about this?,Jim was my husband. I want to know who killed him. I want to get the son of a who did this.
Jim was my husband. I want to know who killed him. I want to get the son of a who did this.,"We need help, and we don't have time. They have to be local."
"We need help, and we don't have time. They have to be local.",What kind of help?
"You seem bent on blaming yourself, Ethan.",Who else is left?
Who else is left?,Yes. I see your point.
Yes. I see your point.,Why was there another team?
Why was there another team?,What?
What?,Of IMF agents. At the Embassy. Tonight.
Of IMF agents. At the Embassy. Tonight.,I don't quite follow you.
I don't quite follow you.,"Let's see if you can follow me around this room. The Russians on the embankment at 7 and 8 o'clock...The couple waltzing around me at the Embassy at 9 and 11. The waiter behind Hannah at the top of the staircase - Bowtie, 12 o'clock. The other IMF team. You're worried about me. <u>Why</u>?"
"Let's see if you can follow me around this room. The Russians on the embankment at 7 and 8 o'clock...The couple waltzing around me at the Embassy at 9 and 11. The waiter behind Hannah at the top of the staircase - Bowtie, 12 o'clock. The other IMF team. You're worried about me. <u>Why</u>?",You're right. Maybe this'll save some time.
Give me the gum.,Just don't chew it.
He's got it. Saved your again Jack.,"Give me a break, Pops."
"Yeah, well, Jim, fact is I've got more than ninety days leave coming.","A hundred and sixty-seven, I think it is. Take it all, if you want. <u>After</u> this one."
"A hundred and sixty-seven, I think it is. Take it all, if you want. <u>After</u> this one.",I thought I'd take some now.
I thought I'd take some now.,What the hell's made you decide to take your leave at the worst possible time? Claire's in a weird mood too.
What the hell's made you decide to take your leave at the worst possible time? Claire's in a weird mood too.,Oh? What's the problem?
Oh? What's the problem?,"I don't know, I had to go to Chicago again. You were in Kiev. You tell me."
"I don't know, I had to go to Chicago again. You were in Kiev. You tell me.",Tell you what?
Tell you what?,When you started noticing your short term memory loss. What <u>the problem was</u> you and Claire had in Kiev?
When you started noticing your short term memory loss. What <u>the problem was</u> you and Claire had in Kiev?,What problem?
What problem?,"Ah, forget it. What are we talking burnout here?"
"Ah, forget it. What are we talking burnout here?",I guess.
I guess.,"Ethan, you <u>can't</u> burn out."
"Ethan, you <u>can't</u> burn out.",Why not?
Why not?,Because I can't afford it. And because you'd burn up before you'd burn out.
"..when you think about it, Ethan, it was inevitable..no more Cold War. No more secrets you keep from everyone but yourself, operations you answer to no one but yourself. Then one morning you wake up and find out the President of the United States is running the country - <i>without your permission</i>. The son-of-a- How <i>dare</i> he? You realize itís over, youíre an obsolete piece of hardware not worth upgrading, youíve got a lousy marriage and sixty-two grand a year. Kittridge, weíll go after that no good big time!","We donít have to, Jim. Heíll come after us."
"We donít have to, Jim. Heíll come after us.",Whatís going to make him do that?
Whatís going to make him do that?,What he didnít get in Prague. The NOC list.
What he didnít get in Prague. The NOC list.,"Jesus, Ethan. Good for you."
"Jesus, Ethan. Good for you.","A meeting tomorrow on the TGV, enroute to Paris."
"A meeting tomorrow on the TGV, enroute to Paris.",Tight security. No guns. Real plus.
Tight security. No guns. Real plus.,"If I supposedly deliver the NOC list to Max, Max has agreed to deliver Job to me. Iíll have Claire and Luther Stickell with me on the train. Marcel Krieger will have helicopter transport waiting in Paris."
Before London. But after you took the Bible out of the Drake Hotel in Chicago.,"They stamped it, didnít they? Those Gideons."
Such a nice,And a lonely
Why not?,"I don't know. Everything seems like nothing now against that I want you in my bed. I don't care if I burn in I don't care if you burn in The Past and Future is a joke to me now. I see that they're nothing, I see they ain't here. The only thing that's here is you. And me. I want you to come upstairs. Now. I tried to take everything last night, like you told me, but I couldn't. I couldn't take everything in a hundred years. It's the way we are. We compound each other."
"I don't know. Everything seems like nothing now against that I want you in my bed. I don't care if I burn in I don't care if you burn in The Past and Future is a joke to me now. I see that they're nothing, I see they ain't here. The only thing that's here is you. And me. I want you to come upstairs. Now. I tried to take everything last night, like you told me, but I couldn't. I couldn't take everything in a hundred years. It's the way we are. We compound each other.",Let me go home.
Let me go home.,No.
No.,Let me go home.
Let me go home.,No.
No.,I'm freezing to death.
I'm freezing to death.,"Come upstairs. I don't care why you come. No, that's not what I mean. Loretta, I love you. Not like they told you love is and I didn't know this either. But love don't make things nice, it ruins everything, it breaks your heart, it makes things a mess. We're not here to make things perfect. Snowflakes are perfect. The stars are perfect. Not us. We are here to ruin ourselves and break our hearts and love the wrong people and die! The storybooks are Come upstairs with me, baby! Don't try to live your life out to somebody else's idea of sweet happiness. Don't try to live on milk and cookies when what you want is meat! Red meat just like me! It's wolves run with wolves and nothing else! You're a wolf just like me! Come upstairs with me and get in my bed! Come on! Come on! Come on!"
What the are you talking about? We're engaged.,"Loretta, what are you talking about?"
"Loretta, what are you talking about?",I'm talking about a promise. You proposed to me!
What the happened to you?,Well. I don't really know where to start.
Well. I don't really know where to start.,Your hair's different.
Your hair's different.,Everything's different.
Everything's different.,Are you
Are you,No. Are you
No. Are you,No. But I have a hangover.
No. But I have a hangover.,Where's pop?
Where's pop?,Upstairs. Johnny Cammareri showed up last night.
"You are indeed brave Sir knight, but the fight is mine.",Had enough?
Had enough?,You You havn't got any arms left.
You You havn't got any arms left.,Course I have.
Course I have.,Look!
Look!,What! Just a flesh wound.
What! Just a flesh wound.,Stop that.
Stop that.,Had enough ... ?
Had enough ... ?,I'll have your leg.
Who's that then?,"I dunno, Must be a king."
"I dunno, Must be a king.",Why?
Why?,He hasn't got all over him.
I don't want land.,"Listen, Alice ..."
"Listen, Alice ...",Herbert.
Herbert.,"Herbert ... We built this castle on a bloody swamp, we need all the land we can get."
"Herbert ... We built this castle on a bloody swamp, we need all the land we can get.",But I don't like her.
But I don't like her.,Don't like her? What's wrong with her? She's beautiful ... she's rich ... she's got huge tracts of land ...
Don't like her? What's wrong with her? She's beautiful ... she's rich ... she's got huge tracts of land ...,I know ... but ... I want the girl that I marry to have ... a certain ... special ... something ...
You I soiled my armour I was so scared!,That rabbit's got a vicious streak. It's a killer!
| You + Mangy scots git!,Look. I'm warning you.
Look. I'm warning you.,What's he do? Nibble your bum?
What's he do? Nibble your bum?,"Well, It's got huge ... very sharp ... it can jump a... look at the bones."
Prince Leopold? Is he the one who bleeds all day? So what does his valet do? Wash his poultices for him?,It's better than shovelling horse
It's better than shovelling horse,"If you were looking for promotion, you should have picked one of the healthier ones."
"If you were looking for promotion, you should have picked one of the healthier ones.",She's hardly a full hamper herself.
She's hardly a full hamper herself.,It's only grief makes her like she is.
It's only grief makes her like she is.,"Three years, John. Is that not a bit long to be grieving?"
"Three years, John. Is that not a bit long to be grieving?",She loved him.
She loved him.,"Come on, man. There's love and there's ..."
"Come on, man. There's love and there's ...",What?
What?,You know what I mean.
You know what I mean.,"I'm not sure I do, Archie."
"I'm not sure I do, Archie.",There's love and there's behaving like you do because there's nobody to tell you not to.
What are you doing?!,I'm getting dressed.
I'm getting dressed.,"You've got three broken ribs, man!"
"You've got three broken ribs, man!",I've got my duties to attend to.
I've got my duties to attend to.,Don't be an idiot! You're in no fit state to go anywhere.
Don't be an idiot! You're in no fit state to go anywhere.,She'll be worried about me.
She'll be worried about me.,She'll get over it.
She'll get over it.,"I can't let her down now, Archie."
"I can't let her down now, Archie.","And when was the last time she put herself out for you? Look, John, whatever she says to you now, in the end you're still a servant."
"And when was the last time she put herself out for you? Look, John, whatever she says to you now, in the end you're still a servant.","Oh, I'm much more than that."
"Oh, I'm much more than that.","Aye, she may say that to you, but the woman can say what she wants."
"Aye, she may say that to you, but the woman can say what she wants.",You watch your tongue.
You watch your tongue.,"Come on, man, I'm telling you what you already know."
"Come on, man, I'm telling you what you already know.",You know nothing about her!
You know nothing about her!,"When are you gonna see it, John? She doesn't give a about you."
Awaiting my orders.,You do not report for duty unless the Queen requests it. You know that very well.
You do not report for duty unless the Queen requests it. You know that very well.,I didn't come all this way to sit on my
I didn't come all this way to sit on my,You will await your orders like everyone else. Unless you prefer a repeat of yesterday's little excitement.
You will await your orders like everyone else. Unless you prefer a repeat of yesterday's little excitement.,No.
No.,I beg your pardon?
I thought I made myself perfectly clear. You do not leave your room until Her Majesty requests it.,"Well, you tell Her Majesty from me, if her husband was here now, he'd have had her out of that house and getting some air in her. What the hell's the point in me being here otherwise?!"
What do you mean?,It's a tough game. Hard to pin that down. Keeps on changing the rules.
What's the riddle?,"If I tell you, then it's no fun."
"If I tell you, then it's no fun.",Just tell me the riddle.
Just tell me the riddle.,"Well...it involves a paradox. You have to trick The Boatman. Now all the while, you also have to watch your strength. You can build that back up by catching FIREFLIES...the little glowing guys..."
How the did you do that?,"Well, we're veering into classified info here, but I'll tell you that it involved a donor. He was dead of course, so it's not like anything unethical was happening."
"He thinks I'm ""sublimating"".",What the does that mean?
Nick...,Have you played the game yet? It's incredible! I was just...
Have you played the game yet? It's incredible! I was just...,Listen to me! Greg never came home. I think the game has something to do with it.
Listen to me! Greg never came home. I think the game has something to do with it.,What the are you talking about?
"See, men always do this. ""Quiet down, honey. Chill out. Take a Valium"". I'm not a idiot, Nick! I DID NOT IMAGINE IT!!!","Quiet. I do have parents, you know."
"You're not coming, Alex.",Yes I am...
Yes I am...,"I know how to do this! I'm good at these games. You never play, you'd be nailed in an instant."
"I know how to do this! I'm good at these games. You never play, you'd be nailed in an instant.",And what if something happens to you? Am I suppose to go in after you alone?!
And what if something happens to you? Am I suppose to go in after you alone?!,"No. If you're smart, you run like"
What the is that?!,Screamer.
"Listen to me, Alex. These counselor's don't know anything. They're full of If you don't fit the pattern of the perfect kid, they freak.",I know.
I know.,"So tell me you're okay, then."
"So tell me you're okay, then.",I'm okay.
I'm okay.,Good. Cause I'd freak if you weren't.
"I guess it was your grandfather, was it ... he called me to check in, said you were on your way and for you to call when you get in. Nice man... farmer I hear.","Yes, he is. He raises corn."
"Yes, he is. He raises corn.",lot of corn raised in Hollywood these days too.
lot of corn raised in Hollywood these days too.,"Well, I ..."
"Well, I ...","You don't have to tell me. It's written all over that pretty face of yours.. You came here to be an actress. I just hope you'll remember there's never been a great poem called ""tits and"
I...,"You probably don't remember her, but Louise Bonner lives right over there in number 29. When she isn't she runs a good acting class."
"You probably don't remember her, but Louise Bonner lives right over there in number 29. When she isn't she runs a good acting class.",Have many famous actors and actresses lived here? I was meaning to ask you that.
Have many famous actors and actresses lived here? I was meaning to ask you that.,"Honey, all the great ones came through here at one time or another."
Why don't you tell us what the is going on ?,Why should I ?
Why should I ?,"You said we were criminals, what did you mean ?"
"You said we were criminals, what did you mean ?",You're both embezzling. I saw the records.
You're both embezzling. I saw the records.,Embezzling ? I'm not embezzling !
Embezzling ? I'm not embezzling !,"Maybe not, but he is and him makes you an accessory. He stole your passwords."
"Maybe not, but he is and him makes you an accessory. He stole your passwords.",I'm not him..
"Come on, it works.",Give me a
I... I .....,You didn't think about it did you ? I read your file. It said you had a nervous breakdown.
You didn't think about it did you ? I read your file. It said you had a nervous breakdown.,I wanted to let his family know....
I wanted to let his family know....,Know what ? That it was your fault ?
Know what ? That it was your fault ?,It wasn't my fault. I was just part of a team. I was doing my job...
It wasn't my fault. I was just part of a team. I was doing my job...,So was I. So don't give me any Your business is just as bad. At least I'm up front about it. You people slowly. Your corporate take overs can decimate a families livelihood over a year sometimes two. Now you know how it feels.
NO. Don't. You'll get a shock from if you touch that seat.,Who are you anyway ? What the is this ?
Who are you anyway ? What the is this ?,Just shut the up.
Issues ??? This guy has the subscription to every psychotic issue I've ever heard of.,That's cute
"Hey, try swimming. It works.",What the are you talking about.
What the are you talking about.,"Swimming, you know, like in water,"
Never underestimate a man who cheats on his taxes. His file says he is an avid jogger.,You've got to be kidding me ! His lazy couldn't win the special Olympics.
"I made my bones on the street, you know. I did Riglioni in his own house. I was made in the Family, okay.","And who bailed you out when a hit was put on you, you sorry sack of Who put you up ? Who gave you a job ?"
"And who bailed you out when a hit was put on you, you sorry sack of Who put you up ? Who gave you a job ?",You did.
You did.,"That's right. Now who needs to trust who ? Trust me, when you're ready to work the controls, I'll put you in the hot seat."
"You think I'm that easy, ?","For once in your life, shut the up."
Well ?,Fire the whole division.
Fire the whole division.,"Excuse me, sir ?"
"Excuse me, sir ?",Fire the whole division. We're moving more of the operations division into Manhattan anyway. Whoever is left over from the conversion is no longer needed. We already have all the key people here. Anyone else is expendable.
Fire the whole division. We're moving more of the operations division into Manhattan anyway. Whoever is left over from the conversion is no longer needed. We already have all the key people here. Anyone else is expendable.,"Sir, I came from the Chicago offices myself, and if I may say, sir, there are still some very good...."
"Sir, I came from the Chicago offices myself, and if I may say, sir, there are still some very good....","If you want, I can fire you and have someone else who has the balls terminate these worthless people. Which will it be ?"
"If you want, I can fire you and have someone else who has the balls terminate these worthless people. Which will it be ?",We will start work on it now sir.
No. I was just curious if what I heard about you is true ?,What did you hear ?
What did you hear ?,Only that you were one of the finest hit men in the mob. That if you wanted a good clean that Johnny Tortelli was the man for the job.
Only that you were one of the finest hit men in the mob. That if you wanted a good clean that Johnny Tortelli was the man for the job.,I was.
I was.,Might I ask why you no longer work for the mob ?
Might I ask why you no longer work for the mob ?,There was a bit of confusion on one of my last jobs.
There was a bit of confusion on one of my last jobs.,"I thought, and correct me if I'm wrong, but weren't you trying to play both sides ?"
"I thought, and correct me if I'm wrong, but weren't you trying to play both sides ?",What are you looking for ? A blow job ?
What are you looking for ? A blow job ?,No. I am not a homosexual.
No. I am not a homosexual.,Then what do you want ?
Then what do you want ?,"Have you ever considered running your own ""Park"" ? I mean, since you will not be returning to your former profession."
"Have you ever considered running your own ""Park"" ? I mean, since you will not be returning to your former profession.","I didn't think even this company could afford to write off enough to build a new ""Park""."
"I didn't think even this company could afford to write off enough to build a new ""Park"".",We can't.
So who are these people with the Boss ?,Just a temp who me off and a girl who turned me down for the night of her life.
Just a temp who me off and a girl who turned me down for the night of her life.,Aren't you the bitter one.
What was that ?,He must have had a gun stashed. it !
He must have had a gun stashed. it !,We can't afford too many surprises.
We can't afford too many surprises.,He'll never make it out of the park alive. I promise you that....
Thank you very much.,"it Bruce, you've cost me about thirty dollars so far."
"Hey, you ! What the is going on ?",What the kind of cop are you ?
I'm talking to you !,Maybe all that testosterone plugs his ears.
It's that Zach isn't it ?,Zach from work ?
What now ?,I want to go to sleep for about a month.
I want to go to sleep for about a month.,"No, idiot. Where do we go now ?"
"No, idiot. Where do we go now ?",Where are we ?
"No sir. I was just getting , well you know. Water. We weren't talking about or anything else except Star Wars. Just saying hello. I think I'm gonna go now.",Why don't you shut up now.
Why don't you shut up now.,I'm going to go ahead and go now.
Shelly's already told me all about,"She told me too, I mean, she told me she told you about I personally new about long before I met Shelly."
"She told me too, I mean, she told me she told you about I personally new about long before I met Shelly.",I figured you did.
"Ahh, strike, not, not bad at all. No, this talk isn't about it's, well there've been a lot of changes, and I know you're upset about losing your room, but the baby's gotta go somewhere.","No it's okay, I understand, really."
"No it's okay, I understand, really.","Honey that's very mature, I'm proud of you Vada."
What does that mean?,It means...I'm a paranoid nitwit who's never let his baby girl out of his sight for the simple reason he's a paranoid nitwit. So why don't you just say &quot;Oh Dad&quot; and get on the plane already?
Hi.,Come on in!
Come on in!,That's okay.
That's okay.,It's just a corpse.
It's just a corpse.,I know that.
I know that.,"You should be here when they bring in a body that's been dead for a couple of days, and they haven't found it yet, 'cause it was in an apartment, and no-one came to visit, or floating in a river, and then the body starts turning this weird shade of green, you know, like watery pea soup? The arms and legs deteriorate first, the body looks like a raisin with four legs. Anyway, this is why I'm seriously considering cremation. Judy??"
What's the matter?,He likes you.
He likes you.,Likes me? He said I looked like a grasshopper.
Likes me? He said I looked like a grasshopper.,Boys always pretend they hate you when they really like you.
Boys always pretend they hate you when they really like you.,"That's ridiculous, so, if you really can't stand someone, then you pretend that you're really crazy about them?"
"That's ridiculous, so, if you really can't stand someone, then you pretend that you're really crazy about them?","I don't know. And I don't care, Kevin's a and I don't like him anymore. He's all yours!"
And you certainly shouldn't settle for anything less that you deserve.,"You stay out of this, look, if I had a red XK-150 with a black interior, I sure as wouldn't be handing out relationship advice."
"You stay out of this, look, if I had a red XK-150 with a black interior, I sure as wouldn't be handing out relationship advice.",I don't think the color of the interior is....
I don't think the color of the interior is....,Rose this not the place to be having this...
"HEY, OUCH, it!! Vada, watch what you're doing.",Sorry.
Shut your big mouth!,"I think you'd make a fine writer, did you ask your Dad?"
"I think you'd make a fine writer, did you ask your Dad?",He won't give it to me.
He won't give it to me.,Well you don't know that. Ask him.
Why are you running away?,My Dad gave Shelly a ring.
My Dad gave Shelly a ring.,"Wow, was it a decoder ring?"
"Wow, was it a decoder ring?",You're such a it was an engagement ring.
You're such a it was an engagement ring.,They're getting married?
"Is it ever embarrassing, having your bum kissed in public?","If your isn't chapped, you are not a good-writer of note."
You have no appropriate sense of emergency. My best friend is ruining his life.,"No, he's ruining yours."
"No, he's ruining yours.","Same difference. If you love someone, it's your duty to save them from themselves."
"Same difference. If you love someone, it's your duty to save them from themselves.",You have a real philosophy of life.
You have a real philosophy of life.,"It's called the Law of Love,"
"Have you sized up the groomsmen, Jules? As M. of H., you get first Don't pick the short, hairy, rich one.",... unless he has a
"Last zoo we were in was... Beijing, yeah? Sure. The rhinos were","Boy, those were the days."
"No problem. A little about Daddy's ""needs,"" and presto, I'm a lap dog in high society.","Michael, it sounds like a wonderful opportun..."
"Michael, it sounds like a wonderful opportun...","Does it, really? How come you never took some sell-out establishment job? You had plenty of chances!"
I had the craziest dream last night? Walter and Kimmy had asked your boss to...,"Look, I came down here to face everybody. I didn't want to slink away like some coward..."
"Look, I came down here to face everybody. I didn't want to slink away like some coward...","But the Scotch salmon was so good, you decided to stay for brunch!"
"But the Scotch salmon was so good, you decided to stay for brunch!","She hasn't told anybody, what am I supposed to do?"
"She hasn't told anybody, what am I supposed to do?","Get married, apparently."
"I'm sure glad I'm hearing all this now, before it's too late!",What is that sup...
What is that sup...,"And what am I supposed to do with my life, huh? I am 28 years old! I work in a low-paying, low-status, zero-respect job which, unfortunately, I happen to love. How inconvenient."
How is she?,"A little slow, but she'll be fine."
"A little slow, but she'll be fine.",Have you talked to Triplette?
Have you talked to Triplette?,Who the is he?
Who the is he?,He's lining up talent for Hal Phillip Walker.
He's lining up talent for Hal Phillip Walker.,Who the is he?
Who the is he?,He's going to run for president.
He's going to run for president.,Third party?
Third party?,He has that sign with the tree.
He has that sign with the tree.,What does he want?
What does he want?,Barbara Jean.
Barbara Jean.,What!
What!,That's what he wants.
That's what he wants.,You know better than that.
You know better than that.,"It's on National television, Barnett."
"It's on National television, Barnett.",I don't care. She's always been neutral in politics and that's not going to change.
Divine intervention.,"What he said. We didn't know jack about and riot. It just happened. It was kismet. We didn't even know those people. How are we supposed to organize a riot when we've been in fuckin' isolation for the past year? Just bleep out the and jack I mean, it's not like we care. If they wanna say we masterminded the whole thing, let 'em. It won't exactly keep us up at night. But you said you wanted the truth, and the truth is we were just lucky."
"...one night I was asleep, and a noise wakes me up. I thought, 'Oh somebody's broken in.' I didn't own a gun, so I go into the living room with a umbrella. Okay, it turned out to be nothing. made the noise. Who knows?",How's it goin'?
"Ah...fine. Let me make an adjustment here, and we'll be ready to rock 'n roll. Oh...uh, the at the donut place put a chocolate cream filled I asked for in your box.",There's a chocolate cream filled in there?
There's a chocolate cream filled in there?,"Yeah. Ya see, I ordered that special."
"Yeah. Ya see, I ordered that special.",Tough it's mine now.
Tough it's mine now.,"Look, I'll trade you."
The episode we did on Mickey and Mallory was one of our most popular ones.,Did you ever do one on Wayne Gacy?
Did you ever do one on Wayne Gacy?,Yes.
Yes.,Whose ratings were higher?
Whose ratings were higher?,Yours.
Yours.,How 'bout Ted Bundy? Ever do one on him?
How 'bout Ted Bundy? Ever do one on him?,Yes. Yours got the larger Nielson share.
Yes. Yours got the larger Nielson share.,Good...yuppie piece of
Good...yuppie piece of,What I'd like to do---
What I'd like to do---,How 'bout Manson?
How 'bout Manson?,Manson beat you.
Manson beat you.,"Yeah, it's pretty hard to beat the king."
"Yeah, it's pretty hard to beat the king.","We've been waiting to do a follow up episode on you for a long time. And that time has definitely come. I feel it's apparent to anyone who's hip to what's going on that the prison board has thrown the constitution straight out the fuckin' window. You and Mallory may be killers, but you're not insane. You belong in a prison, not in an asylum. The prison board is blatantly railroading you into a hospital for the sole purpose of turning you into vegetables. Now some people are saying, 'So what?' I am not one of those people. If we avert our eyes while they do this to you, we give them permission to do it again whenever they see fit. Today they wipe clean your mind because they feel your actions are dangerous, tomorrow they wipe clean my mind because they feel what I say is dangerous. Where does it all stop?"
Do you think up these questions or the girl with no tongue?,"No, Mickey, I can't let you get away with that Answer the question. Was it worth it? You haven't seen, heard, or smelled Mallory in a year. Was it worth it?"
"No, Mickey, I can't let you get away with that Answer the question. Was it worth it? You haven't seen, heard, or smelled Mallory in a year. Was it worth it?","Was an instant of purity worth a lifetime lie? Yeah, it was."
"Was an instant of purity worth a lifetime lie? Yeah, it was.","Excuse me, did you say an instant of purity? What was the instant of purity? The bodies you left behind on your bloody trail?"
"Excuse me, did you say an instant of purity? What was the instant of purity? The bodies you left behind on your bloody trail?","That's only part of it. I mean, it's a big, big, big part. But it's only the chorus, it's not the whole song."
"That's only part of it. I mean, it's a big, big, big part. But it's only the chorus, it's not the whole song.","Please explain to me, Mickey, where's the purity that you couldn't live without in five year old Danny Millhouse's blown off head? Where's the purity in forty-eight people who are no longer on this planet because they met you and Mallory? What's so pure about that?"
"Drink up! This is a celebration. This is the day we received word we were gonna make television history. We're gonna have the first sit down, in depth interview with the most charismatic serial killer ever, one day before he's being shipped to a mental hospital for the rest of his life. This is one of those golden moments that happens maybe only four times in a lucky journalist's career. This is Wallace with Noriega, this is Elton John confessing his bi-sexuality to the Rolling Stone, this is the tearful reporting of the Hindenberg disaster, this is Truffaut setting the record straight on Hitchcock, this is a Robert Capa photo, this is Woodward and Bernstien meeting Deep Throat in an underground parking lot, this is John Reid reporting 'The Ten Days That Shook The World', this is the hippies' bloody palms at Kent State, the Maysles brothers at Altamont, this is the Nixon/Frost interviews...",This is Raymond Burr witnessing the destruction of Tokyo by Godzilla.
You can't be serious?,"I'm as serious about that as I am about going back to the donut store, and dipping that Mexican's head into the batter for forgetting my chocolate cream filled. Gimme that other box."
"I'm as serious about that as I am about going back to the donut store, and dipping that Mexican's head into the batter for forgetting my chocolate cream filled. Gimme that other box.",Huh uh. This dozen is for Mickey.
Huh uh. This dozen is for Mickey.,That probably put my chocolate cream filled in there by mistake.
That probably put my chocolate cream filled in there by mistake.,"Roger, no."
"Roger, no.","What's the big deal? Take out my chocolate cream filled, put one of these roasted coconut---"
"What's the big deal? Take out my chocolate cream filled, put one of these roasted coconut---","Roger, do you understand what the word 'no' means? It's important we establish a rapport. Something as simple as a dozen donuts can mean the world to somebody who hasn't had a donut in a year."
"Roger, do you understand what the word 'no' means? It's important we establish a rapport. Something as simple as a dozen donuts can mean the world to somebody who hasn't had a donut in a year.","So you're giving a man who butchers whole families, little babies included, my chocolate cream filled?"
"Okay, guys, we're here. L.A. County Jail. Julie, just park in the front.",Wayne---
Wayne---,"Roger, I'm starting to get Just drop this fuckin' donut and gather your gear."
What's the travelling arrangements?,"Well, Mickey and Mallory can't be together. So, we'll put you on one of our prison busses and you'll take Mallory first, then you'll come back for Mickey."
"Well, Mickey and Mallory can't be together. So, we'll put you on one of our prison busses and you'll take Mallory first, then you'll come back for Mickey.",And where do you keep Mickey?
And where do you keep Mickey?,"We got his stinkin' in the deepest, darkest cell in the whole place. But it just so happens that right now he's got a special visitor."
"We got his stinkin' in the deepest, darkest cell in the whole place. But it just so happens that right now he's got a special visitor.",Who?
Who?,Wayne Gayle.
Wayne Gayle.,Wayne Gayle!
What the happened to you?,You should see the other What time you got?
You should see the other What time you got?,Two-thirty. Shhh...
"Yeah, we met. They're good men.",They're real good. They'll be there for when ya need 'em. Where are they?
They're real good. They'll be there for when ya need 'em. Where are they?,Waitin' in the lounge.
Waitin' in the lounge.,How 'bout Mallory?
How 'bout Mallory?,Coolin' her jets in a holding cell.
"We got tonight and tomorrow to get our together. The day after that they're shippin' Mallory. That's when we do the Mickey Knox interview, 'cause the next day he goes.",Would the network really not run it without the interview?
Would the network really not run it without the interview?,"Are you kidding? The last thing they expected was Mickey Knox to get up close and personal. They wanted a follow up episode and would've taken anything I had given them. I'm not gonna tell Mickey Knox that. I'm gonna make him think his grey matter depends on it. When I told and the brass about this coup, they practically a brick. I'm talkin' an adobe brick. They want to expand the show to a hour, and they want it on immediately."
"Good work, my brothers. Fan-fuckin'- tastic! I think that interview stuff's too long, we can lose some of that. Keep the girls, keep the long hairs, keep the Hun brothers, keep the black guy, keep the movie and keep the cop at the donut shop. Lose the rest. And cut the interview with the prison board fellow before that. Cut it after I ask, 'I take it by your answer it was a whole new team.' Don't even let him answer. him. Then cut to me talking about the two chicken psychiatrists and straight in Dr. Reinghold laughing.",Okay.
I'm not running out and getting that piece of a Coke.,"Fine. Julie, why don't you make a food run? What's around here?"
Could we go with you and film it?,"Stay up here and finish your interview, I've got to see what the hell's going on down there before I can take responsibility for you to film there."
How 'bout that furniture plant?,"Man, the darkest thing they got in there is Coca-Cola."
"Man, the darkest thing they got in there is Coca-Cola.",Yeah.
Yeah.,"Now, if you want to work like a real you can always go out and chop cotton."
"Now, if you want to work like a real you can always go out and chop cotton.",They done that too long in my family.
They done that too long in my family.,They pay you three bucks a day an' all the cotton you can eat.
Boy - you hear me?!,That'll be thirty-eight cents.
That'll be thirty-eight cents.,"Goddamnit, - you must think you're white! Who d'you think you are - king of Harlem?"
'You Duff Anderson?,That's right.
That's right.,Want to talk to you.
Want to talk to you.,Okay.
Okay.,I hear you're tryin' to organize this place!
I hear you're tryin' to organize this place!,I don't know what you're talkin' about.
I don't know what you're talkin' about.,"That's no way to talk, boy. Now we had one of them union men 'round here coupla years ago. Stirred up a lot of trouble. They're always after you colored boys."
"That's no way to talk, boy. Now we had one of them union men 'round here coupla years ago. Stirred up a lot of trouble. They're always after you colored boys.",I still don't know what you're talkin' about.
I still don't know what you're talkin' about.,You a union man?
You a union man?,Used to be. On the railroad.
Used to be. On the railroad.,"Uh-huh. Well, this ain't the railroad. Now what's all this talk about stickin' together?"
"Uh-huh. Well, this ain't the railroad. Now what's all this talk about stickin' together?","Well, what d'you know?!"
"Like You know, if you fellows stuck together 'stead of letting them walk all over you, they might not try it.",Like they wouldn't.
Yeah. But just how're we goin' to make out? I got to get me a job.,You will.
You will.,Pay is so low. I don't want my kids to grow up like Barney's.
Pay is so low. I don't want my kids to grow up like Barney's.,They won't.
They won't.,"I'm telling you, baby, maybe we better get out of here."
"I'm telling you, baby, maybe we better get out of here.","We can always do that, Duff."
"We can always do that, Duff.","Yeah. Yeah, I know. I'm not really thinkin' about it. Anyway, don't want those white guys laughin' up their sleeve at me when they see me pull out."
You know - we do have enough money. Especially now.,"Sure, baby. 'Fact, I don't ever have to work no more. When that baby comes, I can just stay home and send you back to school. How about that?"
"Sure, baby. 'Fact, I don't ever have to work no more. When that baby comes, I can just stay home and send you back to school. How about that?","I'm trying to help, Duff."
"I'm trying to help, Duff.",Yeah!
Yeah!,"I could work even after the baby comes. A few hours a week, anyway."
"I could work even after the baby comes. A few hours a week, anyway.",What the could you do?
What the could you do?,Day work.
Day work.,'You kiddin'? You ain't goin' to no white home. I seen the way they look at you when you go down the street.
You heard me!,I can't stand to see you like that. I know you can't help it.
I can't stand to see you like that. I know you can't help it.,Stop bein' so understandin'.
How come you don't hate their guts?,I don't know. I guess I'm not afraid of them.
I don't know. I guess I'm not afraid of them.,You were plenty scared that night in the car.
You were plenty scared that night in the car.,Just of getting hurt. They can't touch me inside.
Just of getting hurt. They can't touch me inside.,Like they can't. They can reach right in with their white hands and turn you off and on.
Like they can't. They can reach right in with their white hands and turn you off and on.,"Not if you see them for what they are, Duff."
"Not if you see them for what they are, Duff.","Jesus, baby, you're so full of talk! Well, you ain't never really been a have you - livin' like that in your father's house! So just shut your mouth."
"A whole lot, Frankie.",Like what?
Like what?,"Like a home, for one thing."
"Like a home, for one thing.",You gonna sit at home the rest of your life? Jesus!
You gonna sit at home the rest of your life? Jesus!,"Well, it's better than windin' up like a bum."
"Well, it's better than windin' up like a bum.",What 'you signifyin'?
What 'you signifyin'?,"I wasn't thinkin' about you, Frankie."
"See you, Duff.","Yeah, see you in"
"I asked you somethin', boy!",I heard you.
I heard you.,Pretty good for a one-armed huh?
Pretty good for a one-armed huh?,Great.
Great.,What d'you want anyhow? What you come and bother me for?
"Well, it looks like we'll be getting our new school.",How come you all ain't sendin' them to the same school?
How come you all ain't sendin' them to the same school?,"Well, you've got to go easy. We haven't had any trouble in town for eight years, and we're not going to have any now."
"Well, you've got to go easy. We haven't had any trouble in town for eight years, and we're not going to have any now.","Can't live without trouble, can you? Nice place you got here. Real nice."
"Can't live without trouble, can you? Nice place you got here. Real nice.","Yes, the Lord's been pretty good to us. I guess you're a church man, aren't you?"
"Yes, the Lord's been pretty good to us. I guess you're a church man, aren't you?",I guess I ain't.
I guess I ain't.,Why? Don't you believe in the Lord?
Why? Don't you believe in the Lord?,"Aw, I do. But 'seems to me us colored folks do a whole lot of church-goin'. It's the whites that need it real bad."
"Aw, I do. But 'seems to me us colored folks do a whole lot of church-goin'. It's the whites that need it real bad.","I think if you tried livin' in a town like this, instead of running free and easy, you'd soon change your tune."
"I think if you tried livin' in a town like this, instead of running free and easy, you'd soon change your tune.",I doubt it.
I doubt it.,"I see. Well, I guess we don't have much to say to each other."
"I see. Well, I guess we don't have much to say to each other.",I guess not.
I guess not.,"And since we're talking, my wife and I don't want you hanging around our daughter."
"And since we're talking, my wife and I don't want you hanging around our daughter.","Well, that figures. Kind of fits in with everything else, don't it!"
So I been told.,It's for your own good.
It's for your own good.,"Oh yeah? Seems to me, Reverend, you' more concerned 'bout your good. Guess it looks kind 'a bad, havin' me for a son-in-law."
"Oh yeah? Seems to me, Reverend, you' more concerned 'bout your good. Guess it looks kind 'a bad, havin' me for a son-in-law.","You can be cocky now, boy. But you won't make it. You won't last. I just feel sorry for Josie. I knew it wouldn't work out."
"You can be cocky now, boy. But you won't make it. You won't last. I just feel sorry for Josie. I knew it wouldn't work out.","Well, at least she ain't married to no white man's You been stoopin' so long, Reverend, you don't even know how to stand straight no more. You' just half a man!"
Yeah. All a colored woman wants is your money.,"What d'you know about women, Pop?"
"What d'you know about women, Pop?","Well, I got married to one of them."
"Well, I got married to one of them.",I didn't know you was married.
I didn't know you was married.,Sure. Got a sixteen-year-old girl.
Sure. Got a sixteen-year-old girl.,Is that right? Think you're gonna make it with her?
Now you stay put!,I ain't honey.
I ain't honey.,Like you ain't!
"I hate Raoul. Shut the up, someone.",You hate Raoul?
You hate Raoul?,Sometimes. And sometimes I don't-- Shut the up!
Your Raoul?,"Sometimes, I want to blow his brains out!"
"Sometimes, I want to blow his brains out!",Omar--
Omar--,"Danny, I can't wait anymore. You hear me? Now where the fuck's my wife?"
"Danny, I can't wait anymore. You hear me? Now where the fuck's my wife?","She's coming, Omar, she's coming--"
I want my wife. I told you and told you. Now I'm gettin' tired of this,"Omar, listen to me--"
"Omar, listen to me--",No more talking! I want the or I'm gonna do the girl!
How long's it been?,I'm still on my honeymoon.
I'm still on my honeymoon.,So don't pull this cowboy now. You'll give him a target. You'll get yourself killed. Just keep talking.
So don't pull this cowboy now. You'll give him a target. You'll get yourself killed. Just keep talking.,"I will. Inside. There's no other way to get the gun off the girl's head, Nate."
"I will. Inside. There's no other way to get the gun off the girl's head, Nate.",Negotiator entering Zone.
You didn't come here to destroy Wintermute. You can to save a man you love. A man who isn't even capable of returning that love. Such a waste...,My man's coming to get my out of here. That's good enough for me.
My man's coming to get my out of here. That's good enough for me.,Pity. Then you'll both have to die.
You're hurt...,It's nothing. C'mon... we've got to transfer those funds and get the out of here.
It's nothing. C'mon... we've got to transfer those funds and get the out of here.,What about her?
What about her?,Of course...
Ghost a steppin' razor...,No. Just Riviera trying to with our heads. They're close. Very close.
"There are fifteen toxin sacs bonded to the lining of your main arteries. They're dissolving, Case... slowly, but they're definitely dissolving. You have just long enough to do the job.",You son of a
You ran without us.,I cannot tell a lie. Sorry.
I cannot tell a lie. Sorry.,"Sorry, We haven't even begun and you're already jeopardising this operation."
"Sorry, We haven't even begun and you're already jeopardising this operation.",What's he doing to my gear?
Fried Air Tram in the process. Not to mention half my gear.,What about McCoy?
What about McCoy?,"He's got a little attitude problem, being that he's dead and all, but he'll come around. Where's Molly?"
"He's got a little attitude problem, being that he's dead and all, but he'll come around. Where's Molly?",Prepping your trip.
Prepping your trip.,Really? Do I get to know where I'm going? It makes packing so much easier.
Really? Do I get to know where I'm going? It makes packing so much easier.,"Offworld. The A.I.... this ""Wintermute"" thing evolved on a computer mainframe on the satellite Freeside. If you attack it from within the matrix while Molly accesses its original programming we can cripple its defence systems."
"Offworld. The A.I.... this ""Wintermute"" thing evolved on a computer mainframe on the satellite Freeside. If you attack it from within the matrix while Molly accesses its original programming we can cripple its defence systems.","That could work, but the timing will be a"
"That could work, but the timing will be a",You'll be linked during the entire operation.
You'll be linked during the entire operation.,Linked?
"You're busy monkeys, Mr. Case. Busy, busy monkeys. Always building models... First stone circles. Then cathedrals... adding machines. I have no idea why I exist, do you know that? You... Your species eventually _had_ to create me. A thousand monkeys sitting at typewriters. One finally wrote ""Wintermute"".",Are you even really alive?
Are you even really alive?,"My problem, Mr. Case, is simply that I am a soulless"
Then I'm out. I don't give a about you or this run.,"It's so easy for you, isn't it? You let Linda Lee die in Chiba City. Now you leave me with Molly, one more lamb to the slaughter. Perhaps it's _your_ soul that should be in question, Mr. Case."
Nothin'. Not a thing. What the,"Dixie, you know how a ROM construct works?"
"Dixie, you know how a ROM construct works?","Sure, Kid. It's a firmware construct."
"Sure, Kid. It's a firmware construct.","Okay, Dix. You _are_ a ROM construct."
Maelcom... Do you think there's a for computers?,All things possible in Babylon.
All things possible in Babylon.,Help me send this Wintermute straight down into it.
It'll flatline your,Not for long. It needs me alive and I still need its access code. You got a better idea?
You're late.,How's the ice?
How's the ice?,One minute eighteen and counting. What about the access code?
One minute eighteen and counting. What about the access code?,It's coming.
It's coming.,You haven't got it?
You haven't got it?,"I said, it's coming. Just get me in, man."
"I said, it's coming. Just get me in, man.",This thing's loaded with internal virus systems. You'll fry like an egg in there.
This thing's loaded with internal virus systems. You'll fry like an egg in there.,"Then I'll fry taking this son of a out. I'm making the run, Dixie."
"Then I'll fry taking this son of a out. I'm making the run, Dixie.",I'm getting too old for this One oh four and counting.
Want to answer them?,No!... No...
"Why did you come here tonight, Linda?",People are talking. They say the Yakuza has a contract out on you.
People are talking. They say the Yakuza has a contract out on you.,I hear that once a week. Don't worry. Jo Jo Bao loves me.
I hear that once a week. Don't worry. Jo Jo Bao loves me.,This time it's different. Someone ripped of a shipment of hallucinogens. Five grams of liquid ketamine. It was supposed to be Jo Jo's score.
This time it's different. Someone ripped of a shipment of hallucinogens. Five grams of liquid ketamine. It was supposed to be Jo Jo's score.,Where did you here that?
Where did you here that?,"Too many places. You're playing tag wish some kind of death wish, Case. I'm sorry but I'm not sticking around for the funeral."
I hope you can show more than you did when you let the Yakuza butcher Linda Lee.,"I'll give it my best shot, mother"
What is it?,... a friend of mine's gonna get herself killed. I need my clip.
... a friend of mine's gonna get herself killed. I need my clip.,Sorry. That's not gonna happen.
Sorry. That's not gonna happen.,"Then, you. I'm gone."
Case... Are you alright?,"Yeah... Yeah, I'm fine."
"Yeah... Yeah, I'm fine.","You scared the out of me, man. You were dead for fifteen seconds. Totally flatlined."
"You scared the out of me, man. You were dead for fifteen seconds. Totally flatlined.",I'll be okay.
I'll be okay.,So... did you get a look at heaven?
Le Vingtieme Siecle. We're meeting Armitage there for the midnight floor show.,Something exotic I hope.
Something exotic I hope.,Yeah. One exotic son of a named Riviera.
Peter... What do you think you're doing?,"Surviving, darling. It's my specialty. Only this time I'm doing it my style. I've beaten him, you know."
"Surviving, darling. It's my specialty. Only this time I'm doing it my style. I've beaten him, you know.",Who?
Who?,"Everybody's favourite computer, of course. He may have out calculated the rest of you, but I have certain qualities that don't translate well on microchips."
"Everybody's favourite computer, of course. He may have out calculated the rest of you, but I have certain qualities that don't translate well on microchips.",Like what?
Like what?,"Perversity, darling. The enjoyment of the gratuitous act. Tough to manipulate someone who doesn't give a flying"
Sometimes I wonder what they talk about.,"Yeah, I know."
"Yeah, I know.","I mean, what if they just to hide the fact that they're actually brainiacs with super powers and they're plotting to take over the world and make my life until I die?"
Hi. You're here for the talk?,Well. I like a man who gets to the point.
Well. I like a man who gets to the point.,You're Pam?
You're Pam?,If you say so.
Forget it.,I swear to Jos. When is the last time you went on a real live date?
I swear to Jos. When is the last time you went on a real live date?,I'm concentrating on my career right now.
I'm concentrating on my career right now.,Do you own any colored underwear? Stripes? Anything?!
Do you own any colored underwear? Stripes? Anything?!,Anita!
Anita!,"Look. You're way under 30, you're cute, some guys find white Carter's underwear sexy— If you talk to his nose, you don't even notice the eye."
Hey Gus--did you see the story idea I left on your desk?,Yeah--the blind foster home mother. It was good. I got Cahoon on it.
Yeah--the blind foster home mother. It was good. I got Cahoon on it.,"Oh. Cahoon. Yeah, he's--good."
"Oh. Cahoon. Yeah, he's--good.","Geller, we've been over this. You're a great copy editor. Maybe my best copy editor. You're not a reporter."
"Geller, we've been over this. You're a great copy editor. Maybe my best copy editor. You're not a reporter.",You've done five of my ideas.
You've done five of my ideas.,You know what separates us office flunkies from the reporters?
You know what separates us office flunkies from the reporters?,They don't have to be in the office Christmas show?
They don't have to be in the office Christmas show?,A flack jacket.
A flack jacket.,A--flack jacket.
A--flack jacket.,"Every Tom, and Harry thinks he can write. But a journalist gets in there, right where the bombs are. He's aggressive. Grabs the bull by the balls."
"Every Tom, and Harry thinks he can write. But a journalist gets in there, right where the bombs are. He's aggressive. Grabs the bull by the balls.",You don't think I can grab bulls' balls?
You don't think I can grab bulls' balls?,"Geller, you don't want a reporter's life. They're very--messy. You're all about order. Control. And getting me my copy by five."
"Geller, you don't want a reporter's life. They're very--messy. You're all about order. Control. And getting me my copy by five.",Hey--I can be out of control.
It's an expose on cafeteria food.,And you're leading with the terrible truth about cole slaw?!
And you're leading with the terrible truth about cole slaw?!,"Well, the bulk of it will be about the pimento loaf--"
"Well, the bulk of it will be about the pimento loaf--","Geller...you wanna be a reporter? Take a look at what sells! scandals. Bribery. People jumping off buildings. So unless a kid just killed himself because he was being paid to have with the school mascot in a big vat of this cole slaw, you got nothing!"
"This is where the stories are. You are going to become friends with these people. You are going to party with them. You are going to hang out with them on weekends. When they go to prom, you are going to be in their same limo!","Gus I, the popular kids and I, we just don't- I mean, I don't think I can do this."
I can't do this.,Maybe because we're not supposed to be having with bananas.
Maybe because we're not supposed to be having with bananas.,"You know what, though? I feel like I'm really ready to do it. To have for the first time."
"You know what, though? I feel like I'm really ready to do it. To have for the first time.",Wow. That's big. I mean is a really big deal. You shouldn't do it until you know you've found the right person.
"No- not really, Josie. NOT REALLY. How could you do that to me? I helped you. I got you everything you wanted. And how do you repay me- you blow everything TWO DAYS before pro scouts come to see me play. Once they had seen me really play- they wouldn't have given a about my age.",wasn't even thinking about-
wasn't even thinking about-,"No, you weren't. Don't you realize the only time I was really happy in the last five years was when I was playing ball with those guys?"
"No, you weren't. Don't you realize the only time I was really happy in the last five years was when I was playing ball with those guys?",I-
I-,"No, shut up, Josie. Just shut up."
"""Surprise!"" you were doing a story on me?!","No, surprise, I thought you'd be--"
"No, surprise, I thought you'd be--",What? Happy? Why? Because it turns out all along that I was allowed to be attracted to you?
What? Happy? Why? Because it turns out all along that I was allowed to be attracted to you?,You were attracted to me?
You were attracted to me?,"Goddamnit, Josie! Drop the act. Do you have any idea what I went through every night because of you?! I was attracted to a 17 year old! When I wasn't taking cold showers, I was trying to figure out what the I was going to do when I couldn't teach anymore! I thought I was the one being unethical."
"Goddamnit, Josie! Drop the act. Do you have any idea what I went through every night because of you?! I was attracted to a 17 year old! When I wasn't taking cold showers, I was trying to figure out what the I was going to do when I couldn't teach anymore! I thought I was the one being unethical.","Wait, I was going to tell you--"
"Wait, I was going to tell you--",You set me up. For a story. You know what's crazy? I was actually considering waiting for you.
You set me up. For a story. You know what's crazy? I was actually considering waiting for you.,But now you don't have to--
But now you don't have to--,Now I don't want to! I bought all of your penguin I thought I found her--the right one! And the problem was she was too young! No - the problem was--she didn't even exist!
Now I don't want to! I bought all of your penguin I thought I found her--the right one! And the problem was she was too young! No - the problem was--she didn't even exist!,I did exist. I do exist. I'm the same person!
I did exist. I do exist. I'm the same person!,The person I cared about wouldn't have done this. Everything out of your mouth has been a complete lie. I don't know you at all. For all I know you could hate Dorothy Parker.
The person I cared about wouldn't have done this. Everything out of your mouth has been a complete lie. I don't know you at all. For all I know you could hate Dorothy Parker.,"I don't! Look, you could get to know me, again."
"Kirsten, that bran muffin has like 75 grams.",Nah uh.
Wow - I-,"Rob, I mean it. I want you to be my first. Me and you. Once the floor stops spinning, let's have"
<i> Just a box with bright colored paper And the whole thing topped with a bow.</i>,<i> -- A bow? -- But why? -- How -- What's in it? -- What's in it?</i>
<i> -- A bow? -- But why? -- How -- What's in it? -- What's in it?</i>,"<i> That's the point of the thing, not to know!</i>"
"<i> That's the point of the thing, not to know!</i>",<i> -- It's a bat. -- Will it bend? -- It's a rat. -- Will it break? -- Perhaps it's the head that I found in the lake.</i>
<i> -- It's a bat. -- Will it bend? -- It's a rat. -- Will it break? -- Perhaps it's the head that I found in the lake.</i>,"<i> Listen now, you don't understand. That's not the point of Christmasland.</i>"
"I know what's wrong with the air coditioning - just needs a shot of freon, is all.",Dad's fixin' something again. Hit the deck!
Dad's fixin' something again. Hit the deck!,Don't be a smart
"You set this all up, didn't you? One of your sick jokes?",What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?,"You know what I'm talking about. What did you use, a fire cracker? A cherry bomb?"
He needs professional help. I think we should take him to a psychiatrist.,Are you nuts or something? What the is that going to do?
Are you nuts or something? What the is that going to do?,I don't know! I just know he needs help and we don't know how to give it to him.
How much longer you figure he'll keep us out here?,Could be all night. Guy gets his rocks off like this. Hangs out in S & M joints downtown. Likes prettyboys like you.
Could be all night. Guy gets his rocks off like this. Hangs out in S & M joints downtown. Likes prettyboys like you.,Get outa here.
you can tell your old man he's a real chump.,What the are you talking about?
What the are you talking about?,They've only been trying to unload that dump for five years. That place is bad news. Some chick was locked in there by her mother and she went crazy. She watched her boyfriend get butchered by some maniac in the house across the street. Her poor drunken momma took her own life right inside your front door.
"You hit that ball pretty good, Walsh.",It was okay.
It was okay.,Who told you to choke up that way?
Who told you to choke up that way?,"My Dad. He played in the minors for a while, when he got out of college."
"My Dad. He played in the minors for a while, when he got out of college.",No
Oh Jesus. I'm gonna be sick.,He must've been working late and some fruitcake came in and sliced him up like a kielbasa. In the shower! Left bloody footprints all over the...
"Jesus Christ, you scared the out of me!",I'm sorry...
I'm sorry...,What are you doing here?
What are you doing here?,"You gotta let me stay here tonight, Grady."
"You gotta let me stay here tonight, Grady.",Are you nuts or something?
Are you nuts or something?,"Listen to me, Grady, this is serious. Something really weird is happening. It started out like just bad dreams but it's getting real bad."
You shouldn't be fighting with that,"Who, Grady? Grady's alright, he's just a hothead."
"Who, Grady? Grady's alright, he's just a hothead.",You mean a
You mean a,Yeah.
Are you crazy? You'll wake the whole neighborhood!,Hi Mom.
Hi Mom.,"Don't ""hi Mom"" me. What are you still doing up? It's past one!"
"Don't ""hi Mom"" me. What are you still doing up? It's past one!",I thought I'd wait for you.
I thought I'd wait for you.,"Well, I'm home now, so you can go right to sleep. C'mon, angel."
"Well, I'm home now, so you can go right to sleep. C'mon, angel.","It's okay, I'm not tired. Really."
"It's okay, I'm not tired. Really.","Kristen, don't start with me. You know what your shrink said..."
"Kristen, don't start with me. You know what your shrink said...",He's full of
He's full of,"I am not going to let you get me into an argument, it. Not tonight. Now get in bed."
"Girl, what are you doing?",Watching TV.
Watching TV.,I can see that. You watch too much TV.
I can see that. You watch too much TV.,Research.
Research.,"Oh, right. You're gonna be a TV star."
"Oh, right. You're gonna be a TV star.",Wait and see.
Wait and see.,"If Simms catches you in here after lights out, she'll chew my ragged."
"If Simms catches you in here after lights out, she'll chew my ragged.","I gotta stay up, Max."
"I gotta stay up, Max.",Jennifer --
Jennifer --,"Just tonight, please? I can't handle the nightmare. Not tonight. Not after Phillip."
I know who's trying to you.,Don't humor us. We're not in the mood.
Don't humor us. We're not in the mood.,He wears a dirty brown hat. He's horribly burned. He has razors on his right hand.
Nothing like a little cheery news to start the day.,"Say listen, Doc. I got a new theory about all these suicides."
"Say listen, Doc. I got a new theory about all these suicides.","Don't hold back on us, Max. We need all the help we can get."
"Don't hold back on us, Max. We need all the help we can get.","up chromosomes, man. Think about it. Their parents all dropped acid in the Sixties."
"up chromosomes, man. Think about it. Their parents all dropped acid in the Sixties.","It beats Dr. Simm's theory. She thinks it's nothing but drugs, and rock & roll."
"It beats Dr. Simm's theory. She thinks it's nothing but drugs, and rock & roll.",that's what keeps people alive.
"We made it. Neil, we made it!",This isn't possible. And even if it is...what the am I doing here? Did you drag me in here too?
that's an enormous,I'm not listening.
I'm not listening.,"No, but seriously -- it's not fair -- so many tragic young teenagers with anorexia -- and that girl has an she could perfectly well share round with at least ten other women -- and still be beg-bottomed."
"No, but seriously -- it's not fair -- so many tragic young teenagers with anorexia -- and that girl has an she could perfectly well share round with at least ten other women -- and still be beg-bottomed.","I said I'm not listening -- and I think, looking at something that firm, you and your droopy little excuse for an 'arse' would be well-advised to keep quiet."
Ahm. That thing I was doing tonight -- I'm not doing it any more. I told them I had to spend the evening with Britain's premier equestrian journalist.,"Oh well, great. Perfect. Oh no -- shittity brickitty -- it's my sister's birthday -- -- we're meant to be having dinner."
"Oh well, great. Perfect. Oh no -- shittity brickitty -- it's my sister's birthday -- -- we're meant to be having dinner.",Okay -- fine.
Okay -- fine.,"But no, I'm sure I can get out of it."
"But no, I'm sure I can get out of it.","No, I mean, if it's fine with you, I'll, you know, be your date."
"No, I mean, if it's fine with you, I'll, you know, be your date.",You'll be my date at my little sister's birthday party?
You'll be my date at my little sister's birthday party?,If that's all right.
If that's all right.,"I'm sure it's all right. My friend Max is cooking and he's acknowledged to be the worst cook in the world, but you know, you could hide the food in your handbag or something."
"I'm sure it's all right. My friend Max is cooking and he's acknowledged to be the worst cook in the world, but you know, you could hide the food in your handbag or something.",Okay.
Okay.,Okay.
'Message from command. Would you like them to send in the HKs?',"'No, turn over 4 TRS's and tell them we need radar feedback before the KFT's return at 19 hundred -- then inform the Pentagon that we'll be needing black star cover from ten hundred through 12.15' -- and don't you dare say one word about how many mistakes I made in that speech or I'll pelt you with olives."
"'No, turn over 4 TRS's and tell them we need radar feedback before the KFT's return at 19 hundred -- then inform the Pentagon that we'll be needing black star cover from ten hundred through 12.15' -- and don't you dare say one word about how many mistakes I made in that speech or I'll pelt you with olives.","'Very well, captain -- I'll pass that on straightaway.'"
"'Very well, captain -- I'll pass that on straightaway.'",'Thank you.' How many mistake did I make?
'Thank you.' How many mistake did I make?,Eleven.
Eleven.,'And Wainwright...'
'And Wainwright...',Cartwright.
Cartwright.,"'Cartwright, Wainwright, whatever your name is, I promised little Jimmy I'd be home for his birthday -- could you get a message through that I may be a little late.'"
"'Cartwright, Wainwright, whatever your name is, I promised little Jimmy I'd be home for his birthday -- could you get a message through that I may be a little late.'",'Certainly. And little Johnny?'
'Certainly. And little Johnny?',My son's name is Johnny?
My son's name is Johnny?,Yup.
Yup.,"Well, get a message through to him too."
"Well, get a message through to him too.",Brilliant. Word perfect I'd say.
Brilliant. Word perfect I'd say.,What do you think?
What do you think?,"Gripping. It's not Jane Austen, it's not Henry James, but it's gripping."
"Gripping. It's not Jane Austen, it's not Henry James, but it's gripping.",You think I should do Henry James instead?
You think I should do Henry James instead?,"I'm sure you'd be great in Henry James. But, you know -- this writer's pretty good too."
"I'm sure you'd be great in Henry James. But, you know -- this writer's pretty good too.",Yes -- I mean -- you never get anyone in 'Wings of a Dove' having the nerve to say 'inform the Pentagon that we need black star cover.'
Yes -- I mean -- you never get anyone in 'Wings of a Dove' having the nerve to say 'inform the Pentagon that we need black star cover.',And I think the book is the poorer for it.
The thing that's so irritating is that now I'm so totally fierce when it comes to nudity clauses.,You actually have clauses in your contact about nudity?
You actually have clauses in your contact about nudity?,"Definitely. 'You may show the dent at the top of the artist's buttocks -- but neither cheek. In the event of a stunt person being used, the artist must have full consultation.'"
"Definitely. 'You may show the dent at the top of the artist's buttocks -- but neither cheek. In the event of a stunt person being used, the artist must have full consultation.'",You have a stunt bottom?
You have a stunt bottom?,"I could have a stunt bottom, yes."
"I could have a stunt bottom, yes.",Would you be tempted to go for a slightly better bottom than your own?
Would you be tempted to go for a slightly better bottom than your own?,Definitely. Ths is important stuff.
Definitely. Ths is important stuff.,It's one of a job. What do you put on your passport? Profession -- Mel Gibson's bottom.
It's one of a job. What do you put on your passport? Profession -- Mel Gibson's bottom.,"Actually, Mel does his own work. Why wouldn't he? It's delicious."
"Actually, Mel does his own work. Why wouldn't he? It's delicious.",The ice cream or Mel Gibson's bottom?
The ice cream or Mel Gibson's bottom?,Both.
Liar. She hates surprises. What are you ordering?,I haven't decided.
I haven't decided.,"Well, don't over-do it. I don't want people saying, 'There goes that famous actor with the big, girlfriend."""
Have we got something for you. Something which will make you love me so much you'll want to hug me every single day for the rest of my life.,Blimey. What's that?
Blimey. What's that?,The phone number of Anna Scott's agent in London and her agent in New York. You can ring her. You think about her all the time -- now you can ring her!
The phone number of Anna Scott's agent in London and her agent in New York. You can ring her. You think about her all the time -- now you can ring her!,"Well, thanks, that's great."
"Well, thanks, that's great.","It is great, isn't it. See you tonight. Hey, Marty-- sexy cardy."
Bloody I can't believe it -- my whole life ruined because I don't read 'Hello' magazine.,Let's face facts. This was always a no-go situation. Anna's a goddess and you know what happens to mortals who get involved with the gods.
Let's face facts. This was always a no-go situation. Anna's a goddess and you know what happens to mortals who get involved with the gods.,Buggered?
Buggered?,Every time. But don't despair -- I think I have the solution to your problems.
Every time. But don't despair -- I think I have the solution to your problems.,Really?
So -- you've laid the ghost.,I believe I have.
I believe I have.,Don't give a about the famous girl.
Don't give a about the famous girl.,"No, don't think I do."
"No, don't think I do.","Which means you won't be distracted by the fact that she's back in London, grasping her Oscar, and to be found filming most days on Hampstead Heath."
"Bollocks, bollocks, bollocks. Have you seen my glasses?","No, 'fraid not."
"No, 'fraid not.","Bollocks. This happens every time I go to the cinema. Average day, my glasses are everywhere -- everywhere I look, glasses. But the moment I need them they disappear. It's one of life's real cruelties."
"Bollocks. This happens every time I go to the cinema. Average day, my glasses are everywhere -- everywhere I look, glasses. But the moment I need them they disappear. It's one of life's real cruelties.","That's compared to, like, earthquakes in the Far East or testicular cancer?"
"That's compared to, like, earthquakes in the Far East or testicular cancer?",Oh is that the time? I have to go.
What's going on?,I'm going to throw out these old videos.
I'm going to throw out these old videos.,No. You can't bin these. They're classics. I'm not allowing this.
No. You can't bin these. They're classics. I'm not allowing this.,Right -- let's talk about rent...
Right -- let's talk about rent...,Let me help. We don't want all this cluttering up our lives.
I'm not finished yet.,Go on...
Go on...,"'Kay, item two. Tomorrow, and listen carefully to me, you ding-a lings. Tomorrow is the opening game of the World Series an' what I want is to take a vote on switchin' the group meetin' to later on in the day, so we can watch the ballgame."
"'Kay, item two. Tomorrow, and listen carefully to me, you ding-a lings. Tomorrow is the opening game of the World Series an' what I want is to take a vote on switchin' the group meetin' to later on in the day, so we can watch the ballgame.","Just a minute, Mister McMurphy!"
"Just a minute, Mister McMurphy!",Yeah?
Yeah?,"Please understand, the schedule has been set up for a delicately balanced reason that would be thrown into turmoil by a switch of routines."
"Please understand, the schedule has been set up for a delicately balanced reason that would be thrown into turmoil by a switch of routines.","The with the schedule, you can get back to the schedule next week when the series is over. What I want is a vote on it right now!"
"That was the first time you attempted to commit suicide, wasn't it? You must try to talk about it, Billy.","Jesus Christ, the man doesn't want to talk, so get off his back an' let's get on to some new business."
"Jesus Christ, the man doesn't want to talk, so get off his back an' let's get on to some new business.","Mister McMurphy, the purpose of this meeting is therapy. Group therapy."
"Mister McMurphy, the purpose of this meeting is therapy. Group therapy.","Yeah, yeah, the with that The World Series is goin' on right' now an' that's therapy also!"
"Yeah, yeah, the with that The World Series is goin' on right' now an' that's therapy also!",Let me pose a question to the group: do any of you feel that Mister McMurphy is perhaps imposing his personal desires on you too much?
Let me pose a question to the group: do any of you feel that Mister McMurphy is perhaps imposing his personal desires on you too much?,What the does that have to do with it? This is an important event and I want a vote on it!
That's it! We made it!,"I'm sorry, Mister McMurphy, I count only eight."
"I'm sorry, Mister McMurphy, I count only eight.",So do I!
So do I!,"But there are eighteen patients on the ward, Mister McMurphy."
"But there are eighteen patients on the ward, Mister McMurphy.",You mean to tell me you're gonna count those old birds over there?
You mean to tell me you're gonna count those old birds over there?,"I'm sorry, Mister McMurphy, but you must have a majority to change ward policy."
"I'm sorry, Mister McMurphy, but you must have a majority to change ward policy.","Well, I'll be a"
"That's okay, kid...",Th-th-then y-y-you're n-n-not m-m mad?
Th-th-then y-y-you're n-n-not m-m mad?,"No, kid, it was my own stupidity, that's what me off."
"No, kid, it was my own stupidity, that's what me off.",O-o-o-oh...
O-o-o-oh...,What we're gonna have to do is pull this ballclub together for our next play. 'Kay!
What we're gonna have to do is pull this ballclub together for our next play. 'Kay!,"'K-k-kay, Mack!"
"Come on, don't out on me now. We got two buddies out there!",I-I d-d-don't know! M-M-Miss R Ratched g-g-g-g...
I-I d-d-don't know! M-M-Miss R Ratched g-g-g-g...,Miss Ratched!
H-H-Help!,"Ease up on the star drag, keep the tie up, up and work outta that fella."
"H-h-how's it g-g-going, Mack?","Just fine, Billy boy, just fine. Full of an' vinegar! They checked my plugs and cleaned my points..."
Say... Bless America!,Bless America.
Bless America.,you sly Does anybody else know?
you sly Does anybody else know?,No.
No.,"This is too much! Chief, I tell you we're gonna bust outta this place an' make it all the way to Canada before they know what bit 'em."
"This is too much! Chief, I tell you we're gonna bust outta this place an' make it all the way to Canada before they know what bit 'em.",Ca-na-da...
Ca-na-da...,"Ya like that, Chief, huh?"
"Ya like that, Chief, huh?",Yeah...
Yeah...,"Yeah, well, well, well. 'Bout time the rest of the world got a gander at Big Chief Bromden cuttin' down the boulevard, stopping just long enough for virgins... Oh, man, I tell you, I tell you, you'll have women trippin' you and beating you to the floor..."
"Yeah, well, well, well. 'Bout time the rest of the world got a gander at Big Chief Bromden cuttin' down the boulevard, stopping just long enough for virgins... Oh, man, I tell you, I tell you, you'll have women trippin' you and beating you to the floor...",Ca-na-da...
Ca-na-da...,"Shhh, Chief, don't talk. Never talk! Remember, this is just between you an' me. Do ya understand?"
It's the questions she asks.,Tell 'er to go straight to
"He's a big flounder. Could weigh two, three hundred. You got to lift him in with a winch.",Does that mean we have to cut him loose?
Does that mean we have to cut him loose?,Like we will! We got the muscle standing right here. All we need is a couple gaffin' hooks and some rope.
"Yeah, Harding, where do you breathe anyway?",Through the
"Come on, Doc, you must be kiddin'.",I'm afraid not.
I'm afraid not.,"Jesus, that old nurse sure wants my in a sling, don't she!"
"Jesus, that old nurse sure wants my in a sling, don't she!","No, Mister McMurphy, it's just that we cannot offer you the guidance and assistance that you would receive at Pendleton."
"No, Mister McMurphy, it's just that we cannot offer you the guidance and assistance that you would receive at Pendleton.","Guidance and assistance! That's insane! Doc, ya gotta help me."
"Guidance and assistance! That's insane! Doc, ya gotta help me.","I'm sorry, but I can't keep you here."
"I'm sorry, but I can't keep you here.",When?
When?,We'll let you know.
"Put your money where your mouth is, Taber.","Yeah, yeah, you're a phony, McMurphy!"
"Okay, Mack! Whoowe, Candy girl, are we in an insane asylum or ain't we?","How's your been holdin' up, honey?"
"That kind of behavior will get you a P.A. rating, my friend.",P.A. What the is that?
P.A. What the is that?,Potential assaultive.
"Hey, Sam, bet ya two bucks ya lose.","man, tha' ain't even worth considerin'."
"man, tha' ain't even worth considerin'.",How 'bout twenty?
How 'bout twenty?,Now you talkin'.
Now you talkin'.,Bet!
Bet!,Bet you
Bet you,"You're a witness, Doc!"
What kind of is that???,"Jus' playin' the game, sucker..."
Ya fuckin' you're not on the ward now!,Take you han's offa me!
"We got your black now, Washington, wanna bet another twenty?",No way...
"Smells like Is this real, Candy? Is this really real? I mean we are in an insane asylum, an' I wanna know how we got ourselves into this scene.","Shhh, please, Miss. Keep it down..."
"Well, Miss... I would say... I would say, yes. Yes, he's crazy.",I thought so.
I thought so.,Is he in an asylum?
Is he in an asylum?,He's dead.
He's dead.,"Oh, I see. He was a very sick man. Very sick."
"Oh, I see. He was a very sick man. Very sick.",That's what I told his mother. And she said I was crazy. Her son ate the whole light bulb and she said I was crazy.
That's what I told his mother. And she said I was crazy. Her son ate the whole light bulb and she said I was crazy.,"I don't know anything about that, Miss. I would have to examine you first..."
"I don't know anything about that, Miss. I would have to examine you first...",You ol'
You ol',"Well, I'm running a risk by letting you in, Miss. You know I'm runnin' a risk of gettin' my black fired. If you understand what I mean..."
"So, what's the story with your friend?",My friend has lost her mind...
My friend has lost her mind...,What's she doing?
I'm sorry.,I feel like the world's biggest idiot.
Have you seen him with someone?,No... I can just tell.
No... I can just tell.,"After all, he is my brother, and I know he can be kind of a sometimes, but I know him pretty well, and I really don't think--"
Ah ha!...,What'd you find?
What'd you find?,A Butterfinger wrapper.
A Butterfinger wrapper.,"A rich, possibly slob."
"A rich, possibly slob.",Maybe there's fingerprints on it?
Maybe there's fingerprints on it?,"We're not looking to arrest the man, Faith, we're trying to locate him."
"We're not looking to arrest the man, Faith, we're trying to locate him.",Oh. Right.
He's a,Yes. He is.
Yes. He is.,I spent my whole life waiting for a creep.
I spent my whole life waiting for a creep.,Yup.
Yup.,I came all the way to Italy in search of a weasel.
I came all the way to Italy in search of a weasel.,When you could've found one in America.
When he got up and chased them they thought it was a dead man coming after them.,"I know what's eatin' you, kid. But I got two thousand dues-payin' members in my local— that's seventy-two thousand a year legitimate and when each one of 'em puts in a couple of bucks a day to make sure they work steady— well, you figure it out. And that's just for openers. We got the fattest piers in the fattest harbor in the world. Everything that moves in and out— we take our cut."
"I know what's eatin' you, kid. But I got two thousand dues-payin' members in my local— that's seventy-two thousand a year legitimate and when each one of 'em puts in a couple of bucks a day to make sure they work steady— well, you figure it out. And that's just for openers. We got the fattest piers in the fattest harbor in the world. Everything that moves in and out— we take our cut.",Why shouldn't we? If we c'n get it we're entitled to it.
Why shouldn't we? If we c'n get it we're entitled to it.,"We ain't robbin' pennies from beggars. We cuttin' ourselves in for five-six million a year just on our half a dozen piers— a drop in the bucket compared to the traffic in the harbor. But a mighty sweet little drop, eh, Charley?"
"We ain't robbin' pennies from beggars. We cuttin' ourselves in for five-six million a year just on our half a dozen piers— a drop in the bucket compared to the traffic in the harbor. But a mighty sweet little drop, eh, Charley?",It'll do.
It'll do.,"So look, kid, you don't think we c'n afford to be boxed out of a deal like this— a deal I sweated and bled for— on account of one lousy little cheese-eater, that Doyle bum, who thought he c'd go squealin' to the Crime Commission? Do you?—"
There's a slot for a boss loader on the new pier we're opening up.,Boss loader!
Boss loader!,Ten cents a hundred pounds on everything that moves in and out. And you don't have to lift a finger. It'll be three-four hundred a week just for openers.
Ten cents a hundred pounds on everything that moves in and out. And you don't have to lift a finger. It'll be three-four hundred a week just for openers.,And for all that dough I don't do nothin'?
And for all that dough I don't do nothin'?,"Absolutely nothing. You do nothing and you say nothing. You understand, don't you, kid?"
"Absolutely nothing. You do nothing and you say nothing. You understand, don't you, kid?","Yeah— yeah— I guess I do— but there's a lot more to this whole thing than I thought, Charley."
"Yeah— yeah— I guess I do— but there's a lot more to this whole thing than I thought, Charley.",You don't mean you're thinking of testifying against—
You don't mean you're thinking of testifying against—,I don't know— I don't know! I tell you I ain't made up my mind yet. That's what I wanted to talk to you about.
I don't know— I don't know! I tell you I ain't made up my mind yet. That's what I wanted to talk to you about.,"Listen, Terry, these piers we handle through the locals— you know what they're worth to us?"
"Listen, Terry, these piers we handle through the locals— you know what they're worth to us?",I know. I know.
I know. I know.,"Well, then, you know Cousin Johnny isn't going to jeopardize a setup like that for one rubber-lipped—"
"Well, then, you know Cousin Johnny isn't going to jeopardize a setup like that for one rubber-lipped—",Don't say that!
Don't say that!,—ex-tanker who's walking on his heels— ?
—ex-tanker who's walking on his heels— ?,Don't say that!
Don't say that!,What the
What the,I could have been better!
I could have been better!,"The point is— there isn't much time, kid."
Wow... .,"What do you weigh these days, slugger?"
"What do you weigh these days, slugger?","...eight-seven, eighty-eight. What's it to you?"
"...eight-seven, eighty-eight. What's it to you?","Gee, when you tipped one seventy-five you were beautiful. You should've been another Billy Conn. That skunk I got to manage you brought you along too fast."
"Gee, when you tipped one seventy-five you were beautiful. You should've been another Billy Conn. That skunk I got to manage you brought you along too fast.","It wasn't him! It was you, Charley. You and Johnny. Like the night the two of youse come in the dressing room and says, ""Kid, this ain't your night— we're going for the price on Wilson."" It ain't my night. I'd of taken Wilson apart that night! I was ready— remember the early rounds throwing them combinations. So what happens— This bum Wilson he gets the title shot— outdoors in the ballpark! – and what do I get— a couple of bucks and a one-way ticket to Palookaville. It was you, Charley. You was my brother. You should of looked out for me. Instead of making me take them dives for the short-end money."
"It wasn't him! It was you, Charley. You and Johnny. Like the night the two of youse come in the dressing room and says, ""Kid, this ain't your night— we're going for the price on Wilson."" It ain't my night. I'd of taken Wilson apart that night! I was ready— remember the early rounds throwing them combinations. So what happens— This bum Wilson he gets the title shot— outdoors in the ballpark! – and what do I get— a couple of bucks and a one-way ticket to Palookaville. It was you, Charley. You was my brother. You should of looked out for me. Instead of making me take them dives for the short-end money.",I always had a bet down for you. You saw some money.
I always had a bet down for you. You saw some money.,See! You don't understand!
See! You don't understand!,I tried to keep you in good with Johnny.
I tried to keep you in good with Johnny.,"You don't understand! I could've been a contender. I could've had class and been somebody. Real class. Instead of a bum, let's face it, which is what I am. It was you, Charley."
"Edie, your old man's right, go back to that school out in daisyland. You're driving yourself nuts— you're driving me nuts— stop worrying about the truth— worry about yourself.",Look out for number one. Always number one. I should've known you wouldn't tell me. Pop said Johnny Friendly used to own you. I think he still owns you. No wonder everybody calls you a bum.
Look out for number one. Always number one. I should've known you wouldn't tell me. Pop said Johnny Friendly used to own you. I think he still owns you. No wonder everybody calls you a bum.,"Don't say that, Edie, don't..."
"Then go ahead— go ahead! Go down to the shape-up and get yourself killed, you pigheaded, son of a— What are you trying to prove? With a decisive gesture Terry takes the hook and sticks it through his belt. Then he goes to the wall and lifts Joey's windbreaker from the nail on which it has been hanging. He puts the windbreaker on in a deliberate way, and grins at her as he does so; then he walks to the door with a sense of dignity he has never had before.","You always said I was a bum. Well— —not anymore. I'm going down to the dock. Don't worry, I'm not going to shoot anybody. I'm just going to get my rights. Joey's jacket. It's time I start wearing it."
You're all packed. And here's your bus ticket. You're on your way back to St. Anne's.,"Pop, I'm not ready to go back yet."
"Pop, I'm not ready to go back yet.","Edie, for years we pushed quarters into a cookie jar, to keep you up there with the Sisters, and to keep you from things like I just seen out the window. My own daughter arm-in-arm with Terry Malloy. You know who Terry Malloy is?"
"Edie, for years we pushed quarters into a cookie jar, to keep you up there with the Sisters, and to keep you from things like I just seen out the window. My own daughter arm-in-arm with Terry Malloy. You know who Terry Malloy is?","Who is he, Pop?"
"Who is he, Pop?","Who is he! Edie, you're so softhearted and soft-headed you wouldn't recognize the devil if he had you by the throat. You know who this Terry Malloy is? The kid brother of Charlie the Gent, Johnny Friendly's right hand, a butcher in a camel hair coat."
"Who is he! Edie, you're so softhearted and soft-headed you wouldn't recognize the devil if he had you by the throat. You know who this Terry Malloy is? The kid brother of Charlie the Gent, Johnny Friendly's right hand, a butcher in a camel hair coat.",Are you trying to tell me Terry is too?
Are you trying to tell me Terry is too?,I'm not trying to tell you he's Little Lord Fauntleroy.
I'm not trying to tell you he's Little Lord Fauntleroy.,"He tries to act tough, but there's a look in his eyes that... ."
"He tries to act tough, but there's a look in his eyes that... .","A look in his eyes! Hold your hats, brother, here we go again. You think he's one of those cases you're always draggin' in and feelin' sorry for. Like the litter of kittens you had—the only one she wants to keep has six toes and it's cockeyed to boot. Look at him. The bum! And the crush you had on that little Abyssinian... ."
"A look in his eyes! Hold your hats, brother, here we go again. You think he's one of those cases you're always draggin' in and feelin' sorry for. Like the litter of kittens you had—the only one she wants to keep has six toes and it's cockeyed to boot. Look at him. The bum! And the crush you had on that little Abyssinian... .","He wasn't Abyssinian, Pop, Assyrian... ."
"He wasn't Abyssinian, Pop, Assyrian... .",Six-toed cats. Assyrians. Abyssinians. It's the same difference. Well don't think this Terry Malloy is any six-toed cockeyed Assyrian. He's a bum. Charley and Johnny Friendly owned him when he was a fighter and when they ring the bell he still goes into action.
Six-toed cats. Assyrians. Abyssinians. It's the same difference. Well don't think this Terry Malloy is any six-toed cockeyed Assyrian. He's a bum. Charley and Johnny Friendly owned him when he was a fighter and when they ring the bell he still goes into action.,He wanted to see me again.
He wanted to see me again.,"You think we kept you out in Tarrytown just to have you go walkin' with a corner saloon hoodlum like Terry Malloy? Now get back to Tarrytown, before I put a strap to you."
"You think we kept you out in Tarrytown just to have you go walkin' with a corner saloon hoodlum like Terry Malloy? Now get back to Tarrytown, before I put a strap to you.","And learn about charity and justice and all the other things people would rather talk about than practice? Pop goes up to her and holds out his two arms, his right one closer to Edie; he trembles with emotion."
"And learn about charity and justice and all the other things people would rather talk about than practice? Pop goes up to her and holds out his two arms, his right one closer to Edie; he trembles with emotion.","See this arm? It's two inches longer 'n the other one. That's years of workin' and sweatin', liftin' and swingin' a hook. And every time I heisted a box or a coffee bag I says to myself—this is for Edie, so she can be a teacher or somethin' decent. I promised your mother. You better not let her down."
"I want to see you, Terry.",You got eyes. I'm right in front of you.
You got eyes. I'm right in front of you.,Now don't give me a hard time.
Now don't give me a hard time.,"What do you want from me, Father."
"What do you want from me, Father.",Your gun.
Your gun.,"Mind your own business, Father."
"Mind your own business, Father.",This is my business.
This is my business.,Why don't you go and chase yourself?
Why don't you go and chase yourself?,Give me that gun.
Give me that gun.,You go to
You go to,What did you say?
What did you say?,You go to—
Take your hands off me. What you call me?,A bum. Look what you're doing. You want to be brave? Firing lead into another man's flesh isn't brave. Any bum who picks up a .45 in a shop can be that brave. You want to hurt Johnny Friendly? You want to fix him for what he did to Charley— and a dozen men who were better than Charley? Don't fight him like a hoodlum down here in the jungle. That's just what he wants. He'll hit you in the head and plead self-defense. Fight him tomorrow in the courtroom— with the truth as you know it— Truth is the gun— Drop that thing and tell the truth— a more dangerous weapon than this little — —cap pistol.
"You want to know something? Take the heater away and you're nothin'— take the good goods away, and the kickback and the shakedown cabbage away and the pistoleros— —away and you're a great big hunk of nothing— Your guts is all in your wallet and your trigger finger!","Go on talkin'. You're talkin' yourself right into the river. Go on, go on... ."
"Go on talkin'. You're talkin' yourself right into the river. Go on, go on... .","I'm glad what I done today, see? You give it to Joey, you give it to Nolan, you give it to Charley who was one of your own. You thought you was Almighty instead of a cheap— conniving—good-for-nothing bum! So I'm glad what I done— you hear me? —glad what I done!"
"I'm glad what I done today, see? You give it to Joey, you give it to Nolan, you give it to Charley who was one of your own. You thought you was Almighty instead of a cheap— conniving—good-for-nothing bum! So I'm glad what I done— you hear me? —glad what I done!","You ratted on us, Terry."
"You ratted on us, Terry.","From where you stand, maybe. But I'm standing over here now. I was rattin' on myself all them years and didn't know it, helpin' punks like you against people like Pop and Nolan an'... ."
"From where you stand, maybe. But I'm standing over here now. I was rattin' on myself all them years and didn't know it, helpin' punks like you against people like Pop and Nolan an'... .",Come on. I want you. You're mine. You're mine! Come on!
"Tippi-tippi-tim, tippi-tim, Tippi-tippi-tan, tippi-tan... Gotta dime for a crippled-up docker?","Go on, beat it!"
"Go on, beat it!","A dime, Terry, a dime for a cup of coffee?"
"A dime, Terry, a dime for a cup of coffee?","Don't give me that coffee, you rummy. Now blow!"
"Don't give me that coffee, you rummy. Now blow!","Thanks for nothing, you bum."
"Yeah, yeah— Here's half a buck, go have yourself a ball.","I can't believe it— a small fortune. You can't buy me— you're still a bum! 'Bye, Edie. Lord have mercy on Joey."
"I can't believe it— a small fortune. You can't buy me— you're still a bum! 'Bye, Edie. Lord have mercy on Joey.",Look who says bum!
"That's funny, Adele. How many more times you gonna gimme that one?","Till it's not funny any more. What do you want, Jack?"
"Till it's not funny any more. What do you want, Jack?","You know that Super Bowl party? They changed the date. It's on <u>tonight</u>, eight-thirty."
"You know that Super Bowl party? They changed the date. It's on <u>tonight</u>, eight-thirty.",Didn't you tell me one-time calls aren't monitored?
Didn't you tell me one-time calls aren't monitored?,I said not as a rule.
I said not as a rule.,So why don't you come right out and tell me what you're talking about?
So why don't you come right out and tell me what you're talking about?,Listen to Miss Smarty Mouth. Out there in the free world.
Listen to Miss Smarty Mouth. Out there in the free world.,What's free about it? I'm looking for work.
What's free about it? I'm looking for work.,What happened to Mandrake the Magician?
What happened to Mandrake the Magician?,"Emil the Amazing. The fired me and hired another girl, a redhead. I'm working on a new business card, pass out to the cafes. How's this sound--"
"Emil the Amazing. The fired me and hired another girl, a redhead. I'm working on a new business card, pass out to the cafes. How's this sound--","Listen, Adele, the reason I called, that party is today instead of Sunday. About eight-thirty, like only a few hours from now. So you'll have to get hold of Buddy, whatever he might be doing..."
"Listen, Adele, the reason I called, that party is today instead of Sunday. About eight-thirty, like only a few hours from now. So you'll have to get hold of Buddy, whatever he might be doing...",And the one driving the other car?
And the one driving the other car?,What're you talking about?
What're you talking about?,"Well, seeing as you have so much luck with cars, Buddy thought it might be better to bring two. He got this guy he says you know from Lompoc, Glenn something."
"Well, seeing as you have so much luck with cars, Buddy thought it might be better to bring two. He got this guy he says you know from Lompoc, Glenn something.",Glenn Michaels.
Glenn Michaels.,"Yeah, that's him. Buddy says Glenn thinks you guys are real cool."
"Yeah, that's him. Buddy says Glenn thinks you guys are real cool.","He did, huh. Well, tell Buddy I see Glenn wearing his sunglasses I'll step on 'em. I might not even take 'em off first."
I don't know where he is.,"Listen, I'm the one help Jack escape from prison. He tole me, I can't find him to see you. So why don't you open this door. Okay? So we can speak."
"Listen, I'm the one help Jack escape from prison. He tole me, I can't find him to see you. So why don't you open this door. Okay? So we can speak.","Go away, or I'll call the police."
"Go away, or I'll call the police.","Why you want to do that, to a frien'?"
Where in the are we?,That's the turnpike up there. Glenn's waiting with the other car.
That's the turnpike up there. Glenn's waiting with the other car.,"Okay, honey, come on out of there."
"Longer we hang around down here, Jack, better chance there is either Glenn's gonna up the whole score, or we gonna get busted, or both.",We'll leave first thing in the morning.
Chino's gonna wanna talk to me.,"He's running for his life, he doesn't give a about you."
"He's running for his life, he doesn't give a about you.","He's gotta know by now that I gave him up back at Glades. He does, he's gonna try to find me. Maybe go see Adele, see what she knows."
"He's gotta know by now that I gave him up back at Glades. He does, he's gonna try to find me. Maybe go see Adele, see what she knows.",He knows where she lives?
"I mean, they don't know for sure he's dead. Look, there's always a chance we'll walk out've there with nothing. I say let fate decide.","Let fate decide? What're you, the fuckin' Dali Lama now?"
"Let fate decide? What're you, the fuckin' Dali Lama now?","My sister believes in fate, but not That's why she stopped praying for the lost souls since you don't hear that much about purgatory anymore. But every day she asks her boss to pray I don't up. Whatta you think, you think there's a Jack?"
"My sister believes in fate, but not That's why she stopped praying for the lost souls since you don't hear that much about purgatory anymore. But every day she asks her boss to pray I don't up. Whatta you think, you think there's a Jack?","Yeah, it's called Glades Correctional Institution and I'm sure as not going back there or any place like it."
"Yeah, it's called Glades Correctional Institution and I'm sure as not going back there or any place like it.",You might not have a choice.
"No, you dump the van, meet me at the airport. I'll take one of Ripley's cars.",Jack --
Jack --,"Listen, Buddy, the that's about to go down, you'll be on the phone with your sister for a month. Let me do this part alone."
Other than we had so much fun the last time we worked together. You gonna tell me why you're comin' to me instead of the FBI?,"I report to the FBI, first thing they're gonna do is ask me to go get some coffee."
"I report to the FBI, first thing they're gonna do is ask me to go get some coffee.","You know, I'm not in homicide any more."
"You know, I'm not in homicide any more.","No, I didn't know that."
"No, I didn't know that.","Yeah, I'm crimes against persons and property now, also crimes and child abuse."
"Yeah, I'm crimes against persons and property now, also crimes and child abuse.","Detroit, you must be pretty busy."
"Detroit, you must be pretty busy.","Yeah, and, as you can see, home invasions are big, too."
"Yeah, and, as you can see, home invasions are big, too.","Listen, Raymond, a year ago, DEA had this guy Glenn Michaels on possession with intent but couldn't make it stick. In his statement, Glenn said he went up to Detroit to visit a friend and look into job opportunities -- if you can believe that."
"Listen, Raymond, a year ago, DEA had this guy Glenn Michaels on possession with intent but couldn't make it stick. In his statement, Glenn said he went up to Detroit to visit a friend and look into job opportunities -- if you can believe that.",Who was the friend?
Who was the friend?,"Guy named Maurice Miller, also known as Snoopy, a former prizefighter."
"Guy named Maurice Miller, also known as Snoopy, a former prizefighter.","Christ, I know Snoopy Miller. He's a fuckin' wackjob thinks he's Sugar Ray Leonard. Hangs out with a couple other Grade-A nutcases over on the West side."
"Christ, I know Snoopy Miller. He's a fuckin' wackjob thinks he's Sugar Ray Leonard. Hangs out with a couple other Grade-A nutcases over on the West side.",I'll need a last known address.
I'll need a last known address.,"That's fine, but I don't want you to talk to Miller alone."
"That's fine, but I don't want you to talk to Miller alone.","Come on, Raymond, I'm a federal officer, I'm armed."
"Sign says ""Shut the up."" Or can't you guys read?","There a problem, Foley?"
"There a problem, Foley?",Yeah.
"Yeah, I got a problem. This is the dumbest shakedown in the history of dump shakedowns. Three hundred bucks for a pillow?",That's right.
"Jack, you don't use a gun, do you?",Not until recently.
Not until recently.,Nervous?
Nervous?,A little.
A little.,"This kind of setup, you don't have any idea what the you're doing -- do you?"
"This kind of setup, you don't have any idea what the you're doing -- do you?",You're right. So why take a chance--
"Boy, it stunk in there.",I believe it. You've ruined a nine- hundred-dollar suit my dad gave me.
I believe it. You've ruined a nine- hundred-dollar suit my dad gave me.,"Yeah, went real nice with that twelve gauge, too. Tell me, why in the world would someone like you ever become a federal marshall?"
"Yeah, went real nice with that twelve gauge, too. Tell me, why in the world would someone like you ever become a federal marshall?",The idea of going after guys like you appealed to me.
The idea of going after guys like you appealed to me.,"Guys like me, huh. Well, listen, even though I've been celibate lately, I'm not gonna force myself on you. I've never done that in my life."
"Guys like me, huh. Well, listen, even though I've been celibate lately, I'm not gonna force myself on you. I've never done that in my life.","You wouldn't have time anyway. We come to a roadblock, they'll run the car, find out in five seconds who it belongs to."
"You wouldn't have time anyway. We come to a roadblock, they'll run the car, find out in five seconds who it belongs to.","If they get set up in time, which I doubt. And even if they do they'll be looking for a buncha little Latin fellas, not a big black guy driving a Ford."
"If they get set up in time, which I doubt. And even if they do they'll be looking for a buncha little Latin fellas, not a big black guy driving a Ford.","Must be quite a pal, risk his own like this."
That part in the movie where they get shot? Warren Beatty and... I can't think of her name.,Faye Dunaway.
Faye Dunaway.,"Yeah, I liked her in that movie about TV..."
"Yeah, I liked her in that movie about TV...","<i>Network</i>. Yeah, she was good."
"<i>Network</i>. Yeah, she was good.",And the guy saying he wasn't gonna take any more from anybody...
And the guy saying he wasn't gonna take any more from anybody...,Peter Finch.
Peter Finch.,"Yeah, right. Anyway, that scene where Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway get shot? I remember thinking at the time it wouldn't be a bad way to go, if you have to."
"Yeah, right. Anyway, that scene where Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway get shot? I remember thinking at the time it wouldn't be a bad way to go, if you have to.",Bleeding on a country road.
Bleeding on a country road.,"It wasn't pretty after, no, but if you were in that car -- eating a sandwich -- you wouldn't have known what hit you."
"He got three years and fined fifty million dollars and wrote 'em a check. Like that, fifty mil, signed his name. Whoa-- little help here!","Who you talkin' to, Studs? Me, or Buddy. I can't tell, you got those shades on."
"Who you talkin' to, Studs? Me, or Buddy. I can't tell, you got those shades on.",You guys-- come on-- this is too heavy!
You guys-- come on-- this is too heavy!,I guess the bright glare out here made it hard to see the numbers on the weights.
I guess the bright glare out here made it hard to see the numbers on the weights.,I'll take the shades off. Just get this fuckin' thing off me.
"She <i>knew</i> me from some dope bust. She drove me to court. Twice. You know what she said, we're in the car on the turnpike? ""I never forget anybody I've cuffed and shackled.""",Yeah? She said that to you?
"Tell me something. What's it like, walk in a bank with a gun, stick it up?",I don't know. I never used a gun.
I don't know. I never used a gun.,Really?
Really?,"You'd be surprised what all you can get, you ask for it the right way."
"You'd be surprised what all you can get, you ask for it the right way.","You're the reason, Jack, I don't keep all my money in banks."
"You're the reason, Jack, I don't keep all my money in banks.","No? Where do you keep it, I'm talking about all those uncut diamonds you told Glenn about."
"No? Where do you keep it, I'm talking about all those uncut diamonds you told Glenn about.",I know what you're talking about.
I know what you're talking about.,"You're the one with balls, say something like that to someone like Glenn. Or maybe you just forgot where you were for a minute."
"You're the one with balls, say something like that to someone like Glenn. Or maybe you just forgot where you were for a minute.","Yeah, but who's gonna believe Glenn? I mean, do <u>you</u> believe Glenn?"
"Yeah, but who's gonna believe Glenn? I mean, do <u>you</u> believe Glenn?",Of course not.
Of course not.,"Plus, even it was true, he'd still have to figure out where I keep 'em."
"Plus, even it was true, he'd still have to figure out where I keep 'em.",Doesn't have to figure out You <u>told</u> him you keep 'em at your house.
Doesn't have to figure out You <u>told</u> him you keep 'em at your house.,It's a big house.
"Today, I'm offering you a lousy job at a lousy wage. You think you're better than that? Fine. Show me. Show me that you're really willing to change and we'll talk about something better. A lot better. But first, Jack, you gotta earn it.","How, The way <u>you</u> earned it? By marrying some rich broad owns the company, selling it off a piece at a time, then divorcing her? What is this Knute Rockne, pull yourself up by the bootstraps Back in prison, guy like you, place like that, you were ice cream for freaks. You were a dumpling. Maurice and a dozen other guys coulda bled you till you had nothing. Till you <u>were</u> nothing. I saved your So you'll pardon me if I don't wanna sit on a stool all day saying ""sign in here please"" or ""hey, pal, you can't park there."" Okay, I can't do it."
"How, The way <u>you</u> earned it? By marrying some rich broad owns the company, selling it off a piece at a time, then divorcing her? What is this Knute Rockne, pull yourself up by the bootstraps Back in prison, guy like you, place like that, you were ice cream for freaks. You were a dumpling. Maurice and a dozen other guys coulda bled you till you had nothing. Till you <u>were</u> nothing. I saved your So you'll pardon me if I don't wanna sit on a stool all day saying ""sign in here please"" or ""hey, pal, you can't park there."" Okay, I can't do it.","Jack, I'm disappointed. I guess I misjudged you."
"I were you, I'd get up and run.",I'm not leaving Midge.
I'm not leaving Midge.,Don't be an Richard. They're gonna you.
Don't be an Richard. They're gonna you.,"If that's my fate, so be it. I'm not leaving. I love her, Jack."
I mean I'm not stealing the car.,You're not?
You're not?,"I already stole it. Last week or whenever it was, in West Palm. I can't be stealing it again, can I?"
"I already stole it. Last week or whenever it was, in West Palm. I can't be stealing it again, can I?","The two guys you were with -- that one, that isn't Maurice Miller, is it? I've seen Snoopy's mug shot and that didn't look like him."
"The two guys you were with -- that one, that isn't Maurice Miller, is it? I've seen Snoopy's mug shot and that didn't look like him.",Jesus. How'd you know about Snoopy?
"Glenn, I know your life history, who your friends are, where you've been and now, it looks like, where you're going. Put your hands on the wheel.",You're gonna bust me for picking up a car?
You're gonna bust me for picking up a car?,"For the car, for aiding and abetting a prison escape, and conspiring to do whatever you came here for."
"For the car, for aiding and abetting a prison escape, and conspiring to do whatever you came here for.","Listen, these guys, they're gonna be out here any minute looking for me. They're animals."
"Listen, these guys, they're gonna be out here any minute looking for me. They're animals.","What's going on, Glenn?"
"What's going on, Glenn?",Nothing. I just wanna get the outta here.
Nothing. I just wanna get the outta here.,But I thought the whole thing was your idea?
But I thought the whole thing was your idea?,"Rippin' off Ripley was my idea, but these guys, man, they're into I can't handle."
"Rippin' off Ripley was my idea, but these guys, man, they're into I can't handle.",Ripley? You mean the wall street guy?
Ripley? You mean the wall street guy?,"Yeah, the plan was to pick him up at his office tomorrow, take him out to his house in Bloomfield Hills. Now, I don't give a what they do."
"Yeah, the plan was to pick him up at his office tomorrow, take him out to his house in Bloomfield Hills. Now, I don't give a what they do.",And is Foley a part of this?
And is Foley a part of this?,"He's supposed to be, but he hasn't shown up yet, which is a good thing for him."
"He's supposed to be, but he hasn't shown up yet, which is a good thing for him.",Why's that?
Why's that?,"Maurice is gonna him, try and collect the reward."
"Maurice is gonna him, try and collect the reward.","But you say he hasn't shown up, you think he backed out?"
"But you say he hasn't shown up, you think he backed out?",I don't know-- he doesn't exactly confide in me.
I don't know-- he doesn't exactly confide in me.,"Gee, I wonder why not."
"Gee, I wonder why not.",I'm freezing my off.
I'm freezing my off.,"You want to get out of here, run, it'll warm you up."
"You want to get out of here, run, it'll warm you up.",Really?
Really?,"But listen, Glenn. If you're lying to me..."
"But listen, Glenn. If you're lying to me...","I know, you'll find me. Jesus, I believe it. I keep thinking if you hadn't driven me to federal court last summer, you wouldn't even know who I am."
"I know, you'll find me. Jesus, I believe it. I keep thinking if you hadn't driven me to federal court last summer, you wouldn't even know who I am.","If I didn't know you, Glenn, by tomorrow you'd be in jail or dead. Look at it that way. Go on."
"Watch the road, boy. I like this Town Car. We can cruise the man's neighbourhood without getting the police or private security people on our","Sure, right, they see Bigfoot driving around a black guy wearing shades and a lavender bandanna, no, they won't think anything of it."
"Sure, right, they see Bigfoot driving around a black guy wearing shades and a lavender bandanna, no, they won't think anything of it.","It's lilac, man, the color, and the style's made known by Deion and other defensive backs in the pros. I could be one of them living out here with doctors of my race and basketball players. Okay, here comes Mr. Ripley's house up on the left. Yeah. The brick wall. There's his drive, right there."
Thing I'm worried about is you.,Me?
Me?,Yeah. If you can step up and actually do it. Understand? 'Stead of just talking the talk.
Yeah. If you can step up and actually do it. Understand? 'Stead of just talking the talk.,Can I do what?
Can I do what?,"Walk in a house with me, do this cross- dressin' named Eddie Solomon I used to sell to been dealin' on his own."
"Walk in a house with me, do this cross- dressin' named Eddie Solomon I used to sell to been dealin' on his own.",What-- when?
What-- when?,"Right now, son."
"Right now, son.","I don't have to prove to you. The Ripley job is <i>my</i> job. You're either in or you're not. You wanna pop some crack dealer you off, that's your problem, not mine."
"I don't have to prove to you. The Ripley job is <i>my</i> job. You're either in or you're not. You wanna pop some crack dealer you off, that's your problem, not mine.","Look, Glenn, I know you cool, but you don't have to give me no tone of voice, okay? You don't like what I'm saying, you can get out anywhere along here you want."
"Look, Glenn, I know you cool, but you don't have to give me no tone of voice, okay? You don't like what I'm saying, you can get out anywhere along here you want.","I think you're forgetting, this is my car. I drove it up here."
"I think you're forgetting, this is my car. I drove it up here.","Hey, come on. I say I want this car, man, it's mine. You go get yourself another one. I say I'm in on Ripley? I'm in, with or without <i>your</i> I say I want you to come along on another job, see if you for real or not, guess what you gonna do?"
"Remember, pay attention to how she talks about Foley, her tone. Do it right, she'll tell you things she wouldn't tell Burdon. Tell her you think he's a nice guy. No, first tell her about being in the trunk with him, in the dark for half an hour, and see how she takes it. If she's in on it, what does she get for all the aggravation; cops breathing on her? I bet nothing. So she still likes him enough to stick her neck out. You think that's possible? What kind of guy is he?","He's pretty laid back, confident."
"He's pretty laid back, confident.","He remind you of that guy, Tillman?"
"He remind you of that guy, Tillman?",Not at all.
Not at all.,But you know he's dirty and you still wanna see him again.
But you know he's dirty and you still wanna see him again.,I want to bust his put him in shackles.
I want to bust his put him in shackles.,"Maybe. But you're also curious about the man. Twice last night you asked your married boyfriend Nicolet about him. You were concerned, but you didn't want to show it."
"Maybe. But you're also curious about the man. Twice last night you asked your married boyfriend Nicolet about him. You were concerned, but you didn't want to show it.",My married boyfriend - setting him up with that news story so you could talk about infidelity. I couldn't believe it.
My married boyfriend - setting him up with that news story so you could talk about infidelity. I couldn't believe it.,"You like the wild ones, don't you? Tillman, Nicolet and now Foley. You know, I've always said there's a thin line between the cowboy cops and the armed robbers, all those guys that love to pack."
"You like the wild ones, don't you? Tillman, Nicolet and now Foley. You know, I've always said there's a thin line between the cowboy cops and the armed robbers, all those guys that love to pack.",Foley <i>kid</i>napped me.
Foley <i>kid</i>napped me.,"Yeah, but you talked all the way from GCI to the turnpike. It sounds more like a first date than a kidnapping."
Thank you...,"Not so fast, Starting now, there's gonna be an across the board cost a living increase."
"Not so fast, Starting now, there's gonna be an across the board cost a living increase.",What?
What?,"Year ago, I come in here on credit card fraud, but after I shanked that loudmouth on the yard the other day, my Dunn & Broadstreet, has gone way the up."
"Year ago, I come in here on credit card fraud, but after I shanked that loudmouth on the yard the other day, my Dunn & Broadstreet, has gone way the up.","I think it's Dunn & <u>Brad</u>street. But then, I could be wrong..."
"I think it's Dunn & <u>Brad</u>street. But then, I could be wrong...","Whoever. The point is, prices are goin' up, too. Better get your little black book out, Richard. We got some business to talk about."
That Bausch & Lomb Saline you asked for is gonna be eighty bucks.,"Well, I need that..."
"Well, I need that...",...and that extra pillow's gonna be an even three c's.
Midge.,Forget about her. Tell me where the money's at.
Forget about her. Tell me where the money's at.,Foley's got it.
Foley's got it.,Where the is Foley?
...the is this...,Are they dead?
"They ready, Earl?","They'll all fly, but -- oh,"
Who the taught you to fly?,He did.
How could you do this?,The Colonel helped me work it out.
The Colonel helped me work it out.,"I don't mean how'd you do the paperwork, I mean how the did you do it without letting me in on it?"
"I don't mean how'd you do the paperwork, I mean how the did you do it without letting me in on it?","I'm sorry, Danny, but they're only accepting the best pilots."
"I'm sorry, Danny, but they're only accepting the best pilots.","Don't make this a joke, Rafe. You're talking about war, and I know what war does to people."
"Don't make this a joke, Rafe. You're talking about war, and I know what war does to people.","Danny, you know how many times I saw you come to school with a black eye or a busted nose, and couldn't do a thing about it -- for you, or for your mother... or your father, with his lungs scorched out with mustard gas, and more left of his lungs than there was of his spirit? You've made your sacrifice, Danny. It's time I made mine."
It's tight.,Tighter 'n a bulls in fly season. Don't hit the barn.
Fun today. Like old times.,"Danny, what the are you trying to do out there?"
"Danny, what the are you trying to do out there?",What do you mean? I'm just doing what we've always done.
What do you mean? I'm just doing what we've always done.,No. You're trying to beat me.
No. You're trying to beat me.,We've always tried to beat each other.
We've always tried to beat each other.,"We've played with each other, pushed each other. This is different. Like you want to prove that you're better than me. Who's that for -- Evelyn?"
It's shorter than our practice runway.,They'll turn the ship into the wind before we launch. That'll help.
They'll turn the ship into the wind before we launch. That'll help.,"We'll be loaded with 2,000 pounds of bombs and 1,500 pounds of fuel. I got another Chinese phrase for Doolittle. ""Mug wump rickshaw mushu pork."" It means ""Who the thought up this"
Now we have fifteen requests for the Emperor's Palace...and one for Tokyo baseball stadium.,I d-don't think ought'a be allowed to p-play baseball.
I d-don't think ought'a be allowed to p-play baseball.,"I'd like to bomb their Emperor too. But I think that'd just 'em off. The idea here, Gentlemen, is not revenge. We're here to prove to them that they're neither invincible nor superior. So let's try this again. Military targets only."
"I'd like to bomb their Emperor too. But I think that'd just 'em off. The idea here, Gentlemen, is not revenge. We're here to prove to them that they're neither invincible nor superior. So let's try this again. Military targets only.","Colonel, to f-fight you need strategy. To have strategy, ya gotta practice. And to practice it, ya gotta play --"
"Colonel, to f-fight you need strategy. To have strategy, ya gotta practice. And to practice it, ya gotta play --","No baseball diamonds, Red."
"No baseball diamonds, Red.",Y-Yes Sir.
If ye'd wanted a bloody Cadillac ya should'a stayed in the bloody States!,"And if you don't give me a plane that can handle combat, you better start learning to speak German."
"And if you don't give me a plane that can handle combat, you better start learning to speak German.",ya!
ya!,"Learn English, then!"
"Learn English, then!",ya dooble!
I bet Dolores told Charlie.,That loud—mouthed little
There's something pathetic parked in front of my house.,"Come off it, Peggy. And what do you mean your house? This is my house. I paid for it, I'm still paying for it."
"Come off it, Peggy. And what do you mean your house? This is my house. I paid for it, I'm still paying for it.",I'm still waiting for the mortgage check.
I'm still waiting for the mortgage check.,I mailed it to you on Wednesday.
I mailed it to you on Wednesday.,"Well, today's Saturday and it's still not here."
"Well, today's Saturday and it's still not here.","Jesus, Peggy. Take it easy. I'm not used to that stuff. You always did the bills. Blame the post office."
Mmm. This is nice. I always loved the way you kiss. I missed you.,Your eyes look like silver pools of moonlight. And the tide rushes in.
Your eyes look like silver pools of moonlight. And the tide rushes in.,"You really love me, don't you?"
"You really love me, don't you?",You know I do. I even wrote you into my will.
You know I do. I even wrote you into my will.,"Charlie, let's make love."
"Charlie, let's make love.",What?! You mean Intercourse? You want to have intercourse! Last weekend you said... What time is it?
What?! You mean Intercourse? You want to have intercourse! Last weekend you said... What time is it?,A lot's happened since last weekend.
A lot's happened since last weekend.,But you're the one who wanted to wait till we got married. And you were right. We should wait.
But you're the one who wanted to wait till we got married. And you were right. We should wait.,I probably meant it when I said it. Doesn't Lucky Chuckie want to come out?
I probably meant it when I said it. Doesn't Lucky Chuckie want to come out?,Who?
This is a mistake. We better forget it.,You're right! Jesus! Peggy! You sure know how to spoil a mood.
I want to know what's going on. Dolores told me that you and that scuzzball Michael Fitzsimmons...,"I bumped into him after you dropped me off Last night. I didn't feel like going home, so we went for a ride."
"I bumped into him after you dropped me off Last night. I didn't feel like going home, so we went for a ride.","Then it's true, dammit! I had a miserable time tonight 'cause of you. When the Monotones did ""Book of Love —— Chapter Four you break up, won't you give it just one more chance..."" I'm thinking Did we break up? 'Cause if we did, I don't even know about it!. I thought we cleared all that up yesterday. Did that Maynard G. Beatnik give you what you wanted?"
"Then it's true, dammit! I had a miserable time tonight 'cause of you. When the Monotones did ""Book of Love —— Chapter Four you break up, won't you give it just one more chance..."" I'm thinking Did we break up? 'Cause if we did, I don't even know about it!. I thought we cleared all that up yesterday. Did that Maynard G. Beatnik give you what you wanted?",You know I never could stand your sarcasm.
You know I never could stand your sarcasm.,"You're going to blow it, Peggy Sue. Nobody treats Charlie Bodell like this."
"You're going to blow it, Peggy Sue. Nobody treats Charlie Bodell like this.","And why do you always refer to yourself in the third person, like Napoleon? How come it always turns into an argument with you?"
"And why do you always refer to yourself in the third person, like Napoleon? How come it always turns into an argument with you?","Look, I've got the hair, got the eyes, got the teeth, I got the car. I'm the lead singer, I'm the man."
"Look, I've got the hair, got the eyes, got the teeth, I got the car. I'm the lead singer, I'm the man.","Charlie,. I've been trying to postpone this. But what's the point? It's over. I don't want to hurt you. This is very hard for me. I'm doing this for both of us. I really want you to be happy."
"Charlie,. I've been trying to postpone this. But what's the point? It's over. I don't want to hurt you. This is very hard for me. I'm doing this for both of us. I really want you to be happy.",I will be happy if I have you. I love you.
I will be happy if I have you. I love you.,That won't make any difference. We just can't live together. And you had the nerve to drive up with that Janet.
That won't make any difference. We just can't live together. And you had the nerve to drive up with that Janet.,What are you talking about? Who's Janet?
What are you talking about? Who's Janet?,I just can't trust you anymore.
I just can't trust you anymore.,What about everything I said to you this afternoon...
What about everything I said to you this afternoon...,"That's just it. You can always get to me. There's this window in my heart and every time I leave it open, you climb in. Unless I close it now, nothing's ever going to be different!"
"That's just it. You can always get to me. There's this window in my heart and every time I leave it open, you climb in. Unless I close it now, nothing's ever going to be different!",But what has to be different?
But what has to be different?,"Everything. I have a good head for business, I should be franchising the bakery. And I want you to give me your word that whatever happens, you'll go to college. And finish."
"Everything. I have a good head for business, I should be franchising the bakery. And I want you to give me your word that whatever happens, you'll go to college. And finish.",What! What about the group and my singing career? What about me?
What! What about the group and my singing career? What about me?,I'm trying to save you years of frustration... waiting for a big break... no. Waiting for that big disappointment so you could blame it all on me.
I'm trying to save you years of frustration... waiting for a big break... no. Waiting for that big disappointment so you could blame it all on me.,"You don't know zip! You think I'm going to end up selling appliances like my father? Chasing women around the store. I've got to give it a shot. Why are you trying to the two things that mean the most to me? Until yesterday you loved me and you loved us. ) What the has changed? For two years I've done nothing but love you. I'll show you, I'm going to be just like Fabian!"
What the did you do that for? What are you doing here?,I was trying to save you. They were going to vaporize you.
I was trying to save you. They were going to vaporize you.,Don't be ridiculous! They're just a bunch of harmless old men. My grandfather was in there.
Don't be ridiculous! They're just a bunch of harmless old men. My grandfather was in there.,You're going to listen to me.
What do you mean you and my father decided? Who the are you to plan my life? Let's get married and live happily ever after. I got knocked up. I had to marry you. I never had a choice.,What?
What?,"You betrayed me, Charlie. You were never there for me or the children. And now you come and tell me, ""Peggy, you're scared."" Of course I'm scared. If you knew what I knew you'd be scared shitless."
"You betrayed me, Charlie. You were never there for me or the children. And now you come and tell me, ""Peggy, you're scared."" Of course I'm scared. If you knew what I knew you'd be scared shitless.",You're crazy! You're really out of your mind!
You're crazy! You're really out of your mind!,"I might be crazy, but I'm not crazy enough to marry you twice. There's a lot of things I can't change. I can't even think about them. I tried. But I couldn't even help Rosalie. I don't want to be bitter. I'm a naturally optimistic person. But you took advantage of that."
I think we should get out of here. It's going to rain.,Do you think anybody in the Fifties ever made love on a bed?
Do you think anybody in the Fifties ever made love on a bed?,What the is that?
I was impressed with what you said in English class today.,"Gilfond's okay, except he thinks Hemingway's great Literature."
"Gilfond's okay, except he thinks Hemingway's great Literature.",You don't?
You don't?,"He's a fisherman! The most overrated writer of the century. I mean, he's the perfect American author — violent,"
"He's a fisherman! The most overrated writer of the century. I mean, he's the perfect American author — violent,",Maybe you're confusing his life with his work.
Maybe you're confusing his life with his work.,"A writer's life is his work. Jack Kerouac doesn't have to a bull to have something to write about. He's out there feeling, burning... grooving on life!"
that Charlie I,It's not Charlie. It's me.
It's not Charlie. It's me.,"Peggy, let me ask you something. You're not... expecting are you?"
"Peggy, let me ask you something. You're not... expecting are you?",At my age? Don't be silly.
At my age? Don't be silly.,Thank for that.
Thank for that.,Dad.. it's not a big deal. Didn't you ever stay out all night when you were young?
Dad.. it's not a big deal. Didn't you ever stay out all night when you were young?,Yes but I was a boy. And I still had to pay.
Yes but I was a boy. And I still had to pay.,Calm down. Just listen for a minute.. Please.
Calm down. Just listen for a minute.. Please.,All right. But this better be good.
All right. But this better be good.,I want to help with the family finances. I want you to buy some stocks. And gold. By 1980 gold is going to be worth eight hundred dollars an ounce. Then you sell.
I want to help with the family finances. I want you to buy some stocks. And gold. By 1980 gold is going to be worth eight hundred dollars an ounce. Then you sell.,"Do you know how ridiculous you sound? First of all, it's illegal for U.S. citizens to buy gold. And in the second place, the price of gold is regulated by the government."
"Do you know how ridiculous you sound? First of all, it's illegal for U.S. citizens to buy gold. And in the second place, the price of gold is regulated by the government.",I think they're going to deregulate it.
I think they're going to deregulate it.,"That's your problems The more women think, the more trouble they get into."
"That's your problems The more women think, the more trouble they get into.","Oh boy, that's another thing that's going to change. Who's going to think for us? Our husbands? You know, you treat Mom like a maid. It's not entirely your fault. Those were the attitudes in the fifties, and that's the way you raised me. But give Nancy a break, encourage her to go to art school."
"Oh boy, that's another thing that's going to change. Who's going to think for us? Our husbands? You know, you treat Mom like a maid. It's not entirely your fault. Those were the attitudes in the fifties, and that's the way you raised me. But give Nancy a break, encourage her to go to art school.",I've heard just about enough of this lunacy! Go to your room!
I've heard just about enough of this lunacy! Go to your room!,"Listen Dad, please. Buy IBM, buy Polaroid, buy Apple Computer. No, no. Not yet. Buy Xerox!"
"Listen Dad, please. Buy IBM, buy Polaroid, buy Apple Computer. No, no. Not yet. Buy Xerox!","Evelyn, take her to her room!"
Is Charlie pressuring you to do things you don't think you should be doing?,What do you mean?
What do you mean?,"Peggy, do you know what a is? Stay away from it."
"In the future, will you have to marry a girl before you have with her?",No. The Pill will change all that. Then he wouldn't have blamed me. We were just too young.
No. The Pill will change all that. Then he wouldn't have blamed me. We were just too young.,You mean you'll give a girl a pill and she'll want to have
You mean you'll give a girl a pill and she'll want to have,No. The Pill will be for birth control. But girls do like Maybe not the first time.
No. The Pill will be for birth control. But girls do like Maybe not the first time.,Will you take of f your blouse?
Will you take of f your blouse?,"Yes, every day. Maybe I shouldn't have worn that dress? I told Beth it was a bad idea. That's why they made me Queen."
"No! Yes! I'll be right out, Dad. Oh Peggy, I'm going to snap you out of it.",I couldn't help it —— I loved him.
I couldn't help it —— I loved him.,One... two... three. You are now awake.
"You want some advice, friend? You get in your car, you pick up your family... and you get the out of that town.",Well... uh... thanks...
I was building a doggy door.,"it Gus, you dug up my wife! What the is going on around here?!"
dog stuck his nose in on my rabbits and they ganged up on him. I swear that dog's an idiot.,Is he gonna be okay?
Not that much appreciation. I thought we were gonna tone down that flabby,"Hey, I'm so sorry I'm not the stud that you are."
I've never seen anybody punch Clyde before.,He me off.
He me off.,Sorry about your mom. I couldn't handle not having my mom around. Just having Gus...
"Come on, that's just a story. You said so yourself...","What if it's not If I bury Zowie there, and it works... ...he'll come back alive."
"What if it's not If I bury Zowie there, and it works... ...he'll come back alive.","Drew, I know your dog died, but... get a grip, man, you're freaking me out."
"Drew, I know your dog died, but... get a grip, man, you're freaking me out.","Look, if there was even one chance in a million it'd work, wouldn't you want to try?"
"If MacroSystems wins, an energetic, young company will be destroyed, five thousand Americans will be out of work. Moreover, the laws of copyright and anti-trust were enacted to prevent exactly the kind of Macrosystems is trying to pull.","Andy, do you know who reps Kronos Inc.?"
"Andy, do you know who reps Kronos Inc.?","Bailey, Brackman."
"Hold still. The vein's clotted. We have to go the hospital, so they can change the catheter.",I have too much work to do. Skip the treatment.
I have too much work to do. Skip the treatment.,We're not skipping this treatment.
We're not skipping this treatment.,"I said, skip it, Michael. It's my treatment."
"I said, skip it, Michael. It's my treatment.",you.
you.,you. This shit's probably not doing me any good anyway.
you. This shit's probably not doing me any good anyway.,"That shit's saving your life, you"
ALLRIGHT IT'S CLOSED! Jesus!,"The least you can do is look at me, while I'm sticking this into your arm. Forget the case, one hour a day, and give me a little of your time."
"The least you can do is look at me, while I'm sticking this into your arm. Forget the case, one hour a day, and give me a little of your time.","You don't think there's much time left, do you?"
"You don't think there's much time left, do you?",That's not what I said.
That's not what I said.,You're scared. You think we're near the end.
You're scared. You think we're near the end.,No.
No.,"Maybe I should start making plans, is that what you think? Start planning my memorial service? ""Begin to prepare for the inevitable."""
"Maybe I should start making plans, is that what you think? Start planning my memorial service? ""Begin to prepare for the inevitable.""",Maybe you should think about it.
Maybe you should think about it.,What's that mean?!
What's that mean?!,Maybe you should think about it.
Maybe you should think about it.,I'm not going to die.
I'm not going to die.,"That's right. We're on the Positive Plan. You don't have a Fatal Disease, you have Manageable Illness."
"That's right. We're on the Positive Plan. You don't have a Fatal Disease, you have Manageable Illness.",You want me to give up? Let this thing turn us into <u>victims</u>?
You want me to give up? Let this thing turn us into <u>victims</u>?,"Then, what <u>are</u> we, Drew?! The <u>winners</u>? ""Ladies and gentlemen, the first prize of AIDS goes to Andrew Beckett and his lover Miguel..."" Excuse me, I'm not your lover. I'm your Care Partner."
"Then, what <u>are</u> we, Drew?! The <u>winners</u>? ""Ladies and gentlemen, the first prize of AIDS goes to Andrew Beckett and his lover Miguel..."" Excuse me, I'm not your lover. I'm your Care Partner.",I'm not ready to die.
I'm not ready to die.,Do you think I'm ready for it?! I hate this I'm not a martyr! I hate every part of it!
they are staring. What's that on your face?,Makeup.
"Okay... They want you out. It's against the law to fire you for having AIDS, so they make you look like a up. Which leads us to the mysterious, lost file.",They sabotaged me.
They sabotaged me.,"I knew you were going to say that. I don't buy it, and I don't see a case."
"I knew you were going to say that. I don't buy it, and I don't see a case.",Look. I know I have a case. If you don't want to take it for personal reasons...
Look. I know I have a case. If you don't want to take it for personal reasons...,Correct. I don't.
"I thought I was supposed to be covering for you. Andy, you look awful.","Word Processing lost my Kronos complaint. Which must be filed by five o'clock! If it's late, there's no case... Every problem has a solution."
"Word Processing lost my Kronos complaint. Which must be filed by five o'clock! If it's late, there's no case... Every problem has a solution.",What can I do?
What can I do?,Get down to Word Processing. Help Jamey look.
What kind of movies do they show there?,movies.
movies.,<u>pornographic</u> movies?
<u>pornographic</u> movies?,Yes.
Yes.,Do men have with each other in that theater?
Do men have with each other in that theater?,Yes.
A homosexual encounter.,Get real.
Get real.,Unprotected with a
Unprotected with a,Uh.... No. Not really.
Uh.... No. Not really.,"Or unprotected with someone you didn't know very well, any time during the last twelve years."
Good school. What year?,Second.
Second.,Great.
Great.,"Would you like to have a drink with me? I just finished a game, I could use a beer. I don't pick up people in drug stores every day."
"Would you like to have a drink with me? I just finished a game, I could use a beer. I don't pick up people in drug stores every day.","Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... do you think... ? You think <u>I'm</u>... ..."
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... do you think... ? You think <u>I'm</u>... ...",Aren't you?
Aren't you?,What's the matter with you? Do I look to you?
What's the matter with you? Do I look to you?,Do I look to you? Relax.
Do I look to you? Relax.,Relax? I ought to kick your faggoty little for you!
Relax? I ought to kick your faggoty little for you!,Take it as a compliment. Geesh.
Don't you know this is exactly the kind of that makes people hate you guys?,you! You want to kick my You want to try?
you! You want to kick my You want to try?,You're the buddy.
You're the buddy.,Get a life.
"Don't know, Joe.",Is there some kind of expression I've picked up from Beckett?! Some kind of fairy attitude I've unconsciously adopted?! Am I walking different?! Some kind of vocal thing?! Have I picked up some kind of <u>vibe</u>?!
Is there some kind of expression I've picked up from Beckett?! Some kind of fairy attitude I've unconsciously adopted?! Am I walking different?! Some kind of vocal thing?! Have I picked up some kind of <u>vibe</u>?!,Have you changed your aftershave?
Have you changed your aftershave?,Very funny. I had a box of Pampers under my arm for Chrissake!
Joe?,Yeah... ?
Yeah... ?,Two men making love... ? Now tell me again... <u>why</u> is that disgusting?
Two men making love... ? Now tell me again... <u>why</u> is that disgusting?,"Lisa, c'mon. One guy sticking his in another guy's mouth? It's disgusting."
"Okay, so... help me with this one, Joe... Is it disgusting for someone to put his into someone's mouth? Or, is it disgusting for someone to take a into <u>their</u> mouth?","Great, Lisa. Thank you."
"That's kind of... extreme, Walt. Andy's private life is none of our business.","Bob. You're trying my patience. Andrew Beckett is making his private life our business. We gave him Kronos. Did he say, ""I'm sick. I might not be able to see this through?"""
"Bob. You're trying my patience. Andrew Beckett is making his private life our business. We gave him Kronos. Did he say, ""I'm sick. I might not be able to see this through?""",He was doing a great job.
He was doing a great job.,"Bob. I must ask you to shut the up. Did Andrew Beckett say ""I might not be able to serve our clients to the <u>best of my ability</u>?"" He said nothing. And now, Andrew Beckett proposes to haul me into a court of law, to sling accusations at me, in full view of the entire, Philadelphia, judicial establishment. My"
Riddick? What the are you --,<u>Listen</u>.
I promised them we'd go back with more light. And that's exactly what we're gonna do..,Think you've mistaken me for somebody who gives a
Think you've mistaken me for somebody who gives a,"What, you're afraid?"
"What, you're afraid?",Confusin' me with Johns now -- fear was <u>his</u> monkey. I only deal in life and death. All that stuff in between? Some shade of grey my eyes don't see.
Confusin' me with Johns now -- fear was <u>his</u> monkey. I only deal in life and death. All that stuff in between? Some shade of grey my eyes don't see.,"<u>I trusted you</u>, Riddick. I trusted that some part of you wanted to rejoin the human race."
"<u>I trusted you</u>, Riddick. I trusted that some part of you wanted to rejoin the human race.",Truthfully? I wouldn't know how.
He used that?,Sir Shiv-a-lot. He likes to cut.
Sir Shiv-a-lot. He likes to cut.,So why isn't it all bloody?
So why isn't it all bloody?,I assume he licked it clean.
"Let's board this up and get the gone. They seem to stick to the dark, so if we stick to daylight, should be all --",60 years ago.
60 years ago.,Wha'?
"...need those cells from the crash ship. still gotta check out the hull, patch the wings --",Let's wait on the power cells.
Let's wait on the power cells.,Wait for what? Until it's so dark we can't even find our way back to --
Wait for what? Until it's so dark we can't even find our way back to --,"We're not sure <u>when</u> it happens, so let's not --"
"We're not sure <u>when</u> it happens, so let's not --","<u>Get the cells over here</u>, Johns. What's the discussion?"
"You have a little caffeine in the morning, I have a little morphine. So what?","And here you got two mornings every day. Wow, were you <u>born</u> lucky?"
"And here you got two mornings every day. Wow, were you <u>born</u> lucky?",Not a problem unless you're gonna make --
Not a problem unless you're gonna make --,<u>You</u> made it a problem when you let Owens die like that. When you had enough drugs to knock out a mule-team.
<u>You</u> made it a problem when you let Owens die like that. When you had enough drugs to knock out a mule-team.,Owens was already dead. His brain just hadn't caught on to that fact.
Owens was already dead. His brain just hadn't caught on to that fact.,"Anything <u>else</u> we should know about you, Johns? Christ, here I am lettin' you play games with our lives when --"
"How much you weigh, Johns?",What the hell's it matter?
What the hell's it matter?,How much?
How much?,79 kilos.
79 kilos.,"Because you're 79 kilos of gutless white meat, and <u>that's</u> why you can't come up with a better plan."
We aren't completely,Stay in the light! Everybody! Stay in the --
"Hey, <u>you're</u> the one who got me out here, turned me into a sled dog. An' now you 'spect me to go back like a <u>whipped</u> dog?","I was wrong. I admit it. My bad, okay? Now let's just go back to the ship."
"I was wrong. I admit it. My bad, okay? Now let's just go back to the ship.","I dunno. Nice breeze, wide open spaces -- you know, I'm startin' to enjoy myself out here."
"I dunno. Nice breeze, wide open spaces -- you know, I'm startin' to enjoy myself out here.",Are you high again? Just listen to --
Are you high again? Just listen to --,"No, no, you're right, Fry. What's to be afraid of? My life is a steamin' pile of meaningless toadshit anyhow. So I say mush on! Canyon's only couple hundred meters, after that we're in Skiff City! So why don't you just butch up, stuff a cork in that kid, and get --"
"This does not help us, Johns.","-- she tried to blow the whole passenger cabin, tried to us --"
"-- she tried to blow the whole passenger cabin, tried to us --","Just shut up, okay?"
"Just shut up, okay?",-- tried to us in our sleep. Paris had it right -- we <u>are</u> disposable. We're just walking ghosts to her.
-- tried to us in our sleep. Paris had it right -- we <u>are</u> disposable. We're just walking ghosts to her.,Would you RAG YOUR HOLE!
"It's the atmosphere. Too much pressure, not enough oxygen. Might take a few days to --","So what the bloody happened, anyways?"
"So what the bloody happened, anyways?",Somethin' knocked us off-lane. Maybe a rogue comet. Maybe we'll never know.
Fry?,Can't get my nose down...too much load back there....
Can't get my nose down...too much load back there....,"You mean that ""load"" of passengers?"
"You mean that ""load"" of passengers?","So what, we should both go down too? Out of sheer nobility?"
"Look, Fry. Company says we're responsible for every one of those --","Company's not here, is it?"
"Company's not here, is it?","When captain went down, you stepped up -- whether you like it or not. Now they train you for this, so --"
"When captain went down, you stepped up -- whether you like it or not. Now they train you for this, so --",And there wasn't a simulated cockroach alive within 50 clicks of the simulated crash site! <u>That's</u> how they train you! On a simulator!
"'Cuz you don't spend half your life in lock-down with a horse-bit in your mouth and not believe. And you surely don't start out in a liquor store trash bin with an umbilical cord wrapped around your neck and not believe. Oh, absolutely I believe in And I absolutely hate the",He will be with us. Nonetheless.
He will be with us. Nonetheless.,Give my blessing to the girl. She needs a spare.
What the are these?,Maratha crow-bill war-picks from Northern India. Very rare.
"Want you to remember this moment, Riddick. The way it coulda gone and didn't.",Say that again.
Say that again.,"Here's the deal. You work without the chains, without the bit -- without the shivs. You help us get off this rock...."
"Here's the deal. You work without the chains, without the bit -- without the shivs. You help us get off this rock....",For what? The honor of goin' back to some of a cell?
For what? The honor of goin' back to some of a cell?,"Truth is, Riddick, I'm tired of this head-up I wanna be free of you as much as you wanna be free of me."
"My recommendation: Do me. Don't take the chance that I'll get shiv-happy on your wannabe Ghost me, Riddick. Would if I were you.","If you were me, I'd us both. C'mon, you wanna sit at the grown-up table or not?"
I'd rather glass.,"Well, you got the big gauge."
"Well, you got the big gauge.",Wanna rag your mouth?
"About how to us and still get these cells to the skiff. Goddamnit, we're just doin' the heavy lifting for this",About the girl.
An' this?,"Blow-dart hunting stick from Papua New Guinea. Very <u>very</u> rare, since the tribe's extinct."
"Blow-dart hunting stick from Papua New Guinea. Very <u>very</u> rare, since the tribe's extinct.","'Cuz they couldn't hunt with these things, be my guess."
"'Cuz they couldn't hunt with these things, be my guess.","Well, what's the need, anyway? If he's gone, he's gone. Why should he bother us?"
"What, you don't really think they left with their clothes on the lines? Photos on the walls?","Maybe they had weight limits, you don't know."
"Maybe they had weight limits, you don't know.",I know you don't uncrate your emergency ship unless there's a emergency.
You were tryin' to him too.,Just wanted his O-2. Though I notice he tried to ghost my When he shot up that stranger instead.
Straighten me out on something. Why did you come along at all? You volunteered. Why? I'll tell you. They nominated you for the Big One and you couldn't turn it down. Not without losing your All-American standing,"Climb off me, will you!"
"Climb off me, will you!","And the glory, don't forget that. There's a life-sized bronze statue of you somewhere. It's probably turned green by now, and nobody can read the name plate. But never let it be said we forget our heroes."
"And the glory, don't forget that. There's a life-sized bronze statue of you somewhere. It's probably turned green by now, and nobody can read the name plate. But never let it be said we forget our heroes.",Taylor. I'm telling you --
Taylor. I'm telling you --,"Oh, and one last item. Immortality. You wanted to go on forever. Well, you near made it. Except for Dodge and me, you've lived longer than anybody. And with Stewart dead, it looks like we're the last of the strain. You got what you wanted, kid. How does it taste?"
Blood trail just keeps going and going but no body.,How the did he get away?
How the did he get away?,returned fire soon as we lit 'em up. Hard core fuckin' NVA. They got their together.
"You're dead, you're dead Elias!","YOU - you're going to fuckin' jail, buddy, you ain't getting away with this one!!!!!"
"Where the is red platoon! Tell 'em to get their up here! What the you doin' back here Elias? Round up your assholes and move 'em up front, we're getting chopped to","Barnes, listen to me... there's 5-6 spiderholes back there next to the church. Third Platoon's coming up the stream to reinforce us. Flank's wide open, get 3-4 snipers in these holes, when Third Platoon comes up, they'll get us in a crossfire with 'em. We'll shoot each other to then they'll hit us with everything they got. It'll be a massacre!"
"...You keep pouring out that suppressing fire, Barnes. I don't wanna be caught out there with my hanging out you hear me?","Don't tell me how to fight this war, 'Lias, you go crying to brigade on your time. Out here you belong to me. Now move."
We got boo-coo movement. 3rd Battalion just got hit 15 kliks north of here.,"Yeah, they had claymores strung up in the trees, blew a whole platoon to pieces. BAAD"
So what's the problem?,Says he can't walk.
Says he can't walk.,"Get your boots on Martin, next time I catch you putting mosquito repellent on your fuckin' feet I'm gonna courtmartial your"
Sarge?,Yeah that long hairy orange and black I found in the ammo crate. I'm gonna put it in this asshole's see if he can walk.
Uh... Bob. Like to speak to you. Take a minute.,"Yeah, what is it?"
"Yeah, what is it?","Bob, I got Elias' R&R... It's coming up in 3 days. Going to Hawaii. See Patsy. I never asked you for a break, I was hoping you... you'd send me in on the chopper with King... what do you say Chief?"
"Bob, I got Elias' R&R... It's coming up in 3 days. Going to Hawaii. See Patsy. I never asked you for a break, I was hoping you... you'd send me in on the chopper with King... what do you say Chief?","I can't do that for you, Red... We need every swinging in the field. Sorry bout that..."
"I can't do that for you, Red... We need every swinging in the field. Sorry bout that...","Hey Bob, come on! Talk to me hunh, it's your friend Red, I'm only asking you for three days chief..."
"Hey Bob, come on! Talk to me hunh, it's your friend Red, I'm only asking you for three days chief...",I'm talking to you Red and I'm telling you no. Get back to your position.
I'm talking to you Red and I'm telling you no. Get back to your position.,"Bob, I gotta bad feeling about this, I... I'm telling you I got a bad feeling, man, I don't think I'm gonna make it... y'know what I mean?"
"Bob, I gotta bad feeling about this, I... I'm telling you I got a bad feeling, man, I don't think I'm gonna make it... y'know what I mean?",...everybody gotta die sometime Red... Get back to your foxhole.
"Hey Taylor, you don't know it but I saved your today. I killed a dog.","That reminds me, I gotta take a"
"That reminds me, I gotta take a",You gonna wipe your dis time?
You gonna wipe your dis time?,Yeah if you let me have your shirt.
La Dai! La Dai! GET THE OUTTA THERE!,Hey take it easy man. They're scared.
Hey take it easy man. They're scared.,"They're scared? What about me! I'm sick of this man, I'm sick of this They don't want us here! Who do you think they're fighting for! GET OUTTA THERE!"
...But what'd she do?,"What didn't she do. She the living outta me, that's what she did!"
"Oh Sometimes there's things in my head... man. Grass does that to me, me all up like a crazy Indian...",Do you believe that stuff about... knowing you're gonna die?
Do you believe that stuff about... knowing you're gonna die?,"Yeah, those are the guys that live. I really don't think Death gives a it's like a giant garbage can, I think it takes whatever it can get... you never know where it's gonna come from anyway... so why spin your wheels?"
"How the you get over here man, you look like you educated...",I volunteered.
I volunteered.,You WHAT? Say 'gain.
You WHAT? Say 'gain.,"Yeah, I dropped out of college and told 'em I wanted infantry, combat, and Nam..."
'People say I'm the life of the party cause I tell a joke or two although I may be laughing loud and hardy deep inside I'm blue...',Y'ever get caught in a mistake King and you just can't get out of it?
Y'ever get caught in a mistake King and you just can't get out of it?,"Way out of anything, man. Just keep your up, your powder dry, the worm WILL turn. How many days you short?"
"Way out of anything, man. Just keep your up, your powder dry, the worm WILL turn. How many days you short?","Not just me... it's the way the whole thing works. People like Elias get wasted and people like Barnes just go on making up rules any way they want and what do we do, we just sit around in the middle and on it! We just don't add up to dry"
"Not just me... it's the way the whole thing works. People like Elias get wasted and people like Barnes just go on making up rules any way they want and what do we do, we just sit around in the middle and on it! We just don't add up to dry","Does a chicken have lips? Whoever said we did, babe. Make it outta here, it's all gravy, every day of the rest of your life man - gravy. Oh superlifer!"
You volunteered for this man?,You a crazy givin' up college man.
"Morehouse and Sal are short. Fu Sheng's going on R&R, you don't want to send their out on an ambush. You got the fresh meat Elias.","They don't know Barnes, and chances are we gonna run into something."
"They don't know Barnes, and chances are we gonna run into something.",So what am I going to do! Get one of my guys zapped so some fresh from the World can get his beauty sleep!
So what am I going to do! Get one of my guys zapped so some fresh from the World can get his beauty sleep!,"Hey O'Neill why don't you cool it, you don't have to be a everyday of your life, you know."
"Hey O'Neill why don't you cool it, you don't have to be a everyday of your life, you know.",you Elias.
"Alright, Six says torch this place! Blow the weapons in place. Round up all suspected Vee Cees and shake it up! We ain't got much light left.",Why the didn't you do something Lieutenant!
Why the didn't you do something Lieutenant!,What are you talking about!
What are you talking about!,You know what I'm talking about!
You know what I'm talking about!,"No I don't. I don't know what the you're talking about, Elias!"
"I know Barnes six months and I'll tell ya something - that man is MEAN, red in his soul like a on a dog.","Barnes gets killed, his jaws'd go on clacking..."
Not the only man to meet his Jezebel either.,"So he got a reduced and come over here. Nam's his freedom man, Nam's his Three years he been here."
Right on.,I remember first time you came in here Taylor you telling me how much you admired that
Tennessee someplace. Hill country.,"Barnes took a bullet right there. At Ia Drang Valley... And the SURVIVED - that's BAAAD man. That's his high, baby. High on WAR!"
You wanted to see me sir?,"Jackson, looks like you got Elias' squad now."
"Jackson, looks like you got Elias' squad now.",Squad? I didn't know we was still referring to this platoon in terms of squads sir.
Squad? I didn't know we was still referring to this platoon in terms of squads sir.,These two holes are yours...
These two holes are yours...,Begging your pardon Lieutenant but my holes are far enuff apart you could run a regiment through there and nobody'd see them - I got five live bodies left...
Begging your pardon Lieutenant but my holes are far enuff apart you could run a regiment through there and nobody'd see them - I got five live bodies left...,"I don't want to hear your problems, Jackson. You'll get new men any day. Time being you make do like everybody else."
"I don't want to hear your problems, Jackson. You'll get new men any day. Time being you make do like everybody else.","Hey Lieutenant I didn't ask for this job, I..."
"Hey Lieutenant I didn't ask for this job, I...",I don't want to hear about it Jackson.
I don't want to hear about it Jackson.,You don't want to hear about it?
You don't want to hear about it?,"That's right. I don't want to hear about it 'cause to tell you the truth, I don't give a okay... I just don't give a anymore."
"That's right. I don't want to hear about it 'cause to tell you the truth, I don't give a okay... I just don't give a anymore.",Right...
Right...,This is one time we could sure use Elias.
The Harbor police have just picked up a dead man out of the water.,Floater?
Floater?,Not a floater. Only just dead.
Not a floater. Only just dead.,You're the waterfront specialist. Find out about it. I've got a to investigate.
You're the waterfront specialist. Find out about it. I've got a to investigate.,You have two murders to investigate. This man's head was beaten in. And there's nothing in his pockets.
You have two murders to investigate. This man's head was beaten in. And there's nothing in his pockets.,job. They hit him too hard.
job. They hit him too hard.,I've been on the waterfront detail for twelve years. This man hadn't been dead an hour. He wasn't killed last night. He was killed today. In broad daylight. That's no rolling job.
I've been on the waterfront detail for twelve years. This man hadn't been dead an hour. He wasn't killed last night. He was killed today. In broad daylight. That's no rolling job.,Let me know when you've identified him
Mr. Brandon couldn't be here. He might have left something for you. What would it look like?,One of those nice long manila envelopes--sealed. Not too not too thin.
One of those nice long manila envelopes--sealed. Not too not too thin.,What do I get for it?
What do I get for it?,You get it's brother.
You get it's brother.,Sounds like a fair swap. Let's take a look.
Uh-huh. Tell me what you think of this first.,It's
It's,You approve!
You approve!,Let me see.
Let me see.,"Get way. You'll see when I'm ready. First I want you to reflect on my noble behaviour, on how your interests are closest to my heart, how I lay awake at night worrying--"
"Get way. You'll see when I'm ready. First I want you to reflect on my noble behaviour, on how your interests are closest to my heart, how I lay awake at night worrying--","Jeremy, just let me see what you've got."
"Jeremy, just let me see what you've got.","You're so hard. All right then. I was chatting to some people from the diary page, and the name of Barrington came up. I expressed an interest..."
"You're so hard. All right then. I was chatting to some people from the diary page, and the name of Barrington came up. I expressed an interest...",Oh yes.
Oh yes.,"...an innocent interest, and found out that last year Vogue ran a series called 'Mothers and Daughters' Number seven, Anne and Susan Barrington. Being a decent loving friend I went to the files and made a copy for you."
"...an innocent interest, and found out that last year Vogue ran a series called 'Mothers and Daughters' Number seven, Anne and Susan Barrington. Being a decent loving friend I went to the files and made a copy for you.",Let me see.
Let me see.,"Ah, ah. There's more. The piece celebrates the undying affection between eminent left-wing historian and he dazzling daughter. Then the news editor, who happened to be in the room, said that years ago, when he worked on The Guardian, Anne Barrington had written a very good piece on...guess...Suez. It was 1966, the tenth anniversary."
What have you been up to?,"Well, everyone's desperate for a new Falkland's angle. Purdy's come up with a real dog. Worker's rights in Argentina. So I've been running round getting people to do things. But no one's keen. Workers rights. When did anyone on that paper give a about workers rights? I said to Purdy, ""Look, bingo, jingo, horoscope, sport, celebs, gossip and the occasional firm stand on--"""
"Well, everyone's desperate for a new Falkland's angle. Purdy's come up with a real dog. Worker's rights in Argentina. So I've been running round getting people to do things. But no one's keen. Workers rights. When did anyone on that paper give a about workers rights? I said to Purdy, ""Look, bingo, jingo, horoscope, sport, celebs, gossip and the occasional firm stand on--""",The torture of small children--
The torture of small children--,"On the torture of very small children, but don't start telling them about their rights--"
"On the torture of very small children, but don't start telling them about their rights--",Hold those rights.
Hold those rights.,"Tame those rights...you know, we're even freighting in a couple of exiled Argie trade unionists from Paris for a TV tie in. One of them had his balls tap-danced on by the secret police. The other one had to be hosed off the wall of his cell after the police-- yes my good man?"
"Susan and I are very old friends, James.",off.
off.,And you were obviously getting nowhere with her. I was waiting for the right moment to tell you that.
And you were obviously getting nowhere with her. I was waiting for the right moment to tell you that.,My You even cooked up that Norfolk trip.
My You even cooked up that Norfolk trip.,It might have worked. Really. I would have been delighted for you if it had. But she wasn't interested. Not my fault.
It might have worked. Really. I would have been delighted for you if it had. But she wasn't interested. Not my fault.,You're a piece of
You're a piece of,"I've known Susan for more than fifteen years. James, we're old allies."
I gotta be crazy.,"Yeah, but are you crazy enough?"
We gonna jump or off?,My man!
You're a dead man--,"Whoa, whoa!! Think it through! I'm the only one knows where they are. Just let me talk for a second."
"Harp, let me tell you something. I was an agent in this bureau when your mommy was still wiping your shinny pink and you know one thing I learned in all those years that you still haven't?",What that?
"Added to which indignity, I got three months left to retirement and they saddle me with some blue-flamer fresh out of Quantico for a partner. Some quarterback punk, Johnny Unitas or something.","The they pull, huh?"
Sorry.,Yeah. That was thirty years ago anyway. L.A.'s changed a lot since then. The air got dirty and the got clean. So you want to nail the Ex- Presidents? Be a big hero?
Yeah. That was thirty years ago anyway. L.A.'s changed a lot since then. The air got dirty and the got clean. So you want to nail the Ex- Presidents? Be a big hero?,Yeah. What's your theory?
Yeah. What's your theory?,The punks are surfers.
wax? You're not into are you Angelo?,Surfers use it on their boards. They rub sand into it for traction.
Surfers use it on their boards. They rub sand into it for traction.,Thanks for the tip. I needed this knowledge.
"Look, if you're gonna go leavin' your piece and your shield in the car, you can well stay in sight. Okay?","Okay, Dad."
Aw,"Nice tattoo, Dietz."
"Johnny! Uh, you, uh... should call first, you know? Hey, where the were you all day? You gotta at least call in or something. You okay?","Angelo, we gotta talk."
... so I started tailing him.,This Zen master surfer.
This Zen master surfer.,"Bodhi, yeah. I'm on him all day, right. He goes here, he goes there, he goes to Tower Records and buys come CDs, he has lunch at Patrick's Road House... ... he goes into the Assured Trust Savings and Loan."
"Bodhi, yeah. I'm on him all day, right. He goes here, he goes there, he goes to Tower Records and buys come CDs, he has lunch at Patrick's Road House... ... he goes into the Assured Trust Savings and Loan.",Did he rob it?
Did he rob it?,"Cute. He was inside for about 20 minutes. The other guy, Roach, waited in the truck. They were scoping it out, right?!"
"Cute. He was inside for about 20 minutes. The other guy, Roach, waited in the truck. They were scoping it out, right?!","Yeah, or cashing a check."
"Yeah, or cashing a check.","Wait, wait. Then these guys go back to their beach house and box up all their Load it in Bodhi's truck and take it to a public storage unit. You see? Summer's almost over. They're splitting. They're gonna pick up a little traveling money tomorrow. The next day at the outside latest. I got a feeling."
"Wait, wait. Then these guys go back to their beach house and box up all their Load it in Bodhi's truck and take it to a public storage unit. You see? Summer's almost over. They're splitting. They're gonna pick up a little traveling money tomorrow. The next day at the outside latest. I got a feeling.","Last time you got a feeling I had to a man, which I always hate because it looks bad on the report."
"Last time you got a feeling I had to a man, which I always hate because it looks bad on the report.",Angelo... I'm right this time. We can still win this one.
The are they?!,They took a left at the next light!
They took a left at the next light!,You sure?!
I can barely do this in broad daylight.,Come on. At least no one's gonna see how bad you are.
"Jesus Christ, Johnny -- you've been using me! Your jacket's on the floor in the bathroom -- this thing's half out of the pocket... Oh it's all part of some case, isn't it?","Tyler, put the gun down."
"Tyler, put the gun down.",You tell me the truth Johnny... did your parents really die in a car crash? DID THEY?!
"I knew this man. Green Berets, out of Fort Bragg. What the were they doing in here? You got any answers for this, Dillon?",Jesus... this is inhuman. Uh... I wasn't told of any operations in this area. They shouldn't have been here.
Jesus... this is inhuman. Uh... I wasn't told of any operations in this area. They shouldn't have been here.,Well somebody sent them.
"It was all All of it. From the start... you set us up, got us in here to do your dirty work.","That's right, I set you up. You're a veteran at this, Dutch, I had to."
"That's right, I set you up. You're a veteran at this, Dutch, I had to.",Why us?
Why us?,"Because I told you, you're the best. I knew you could do it but I couldn't get you in here without a cover story."
"Because I told you, you're the best. I knew you could do it but I couldn't get you in here without a cover story.",What story did you give to Davis?
What story did you give to Davis?,"We've been lookin' for this place for months. The chopper must have gotten close when they got shot down. Hopper was sent in to get my men. He was just doing his job. When he disappeared I had to clean this up, I had to stop there bastards. We were so close, we couldn't quit. We couldn't sleep through this one. I needed you, Dutch, can't you see that?"
"Blain... ... Just like the others... no powder burns, no shrapnel.","The wound all fused, cauterized... what the did this?"
What the do you think you're doing?,We're going to need everyone.
We're going to need everyone.,What are you talking about? We'll be out of here in ten minutes.
What are you talking about? We'll be out of here in ten minutes.,We're not going.
We're not going.,"That rendezvous is ten maybe twelve miles, at most! We're almost home. But the chopper won't wait."
"Don't know, only saw one of 'em. Camouflaged. He was there... ... Those eyes...","What, Sergeant?"
"What, Sergeant?","Those eyes... disappeared. But I know one thing, Major... ... I drew down and fired right at it. Capped-off two hundred rounds and then the Mini-gun; the full pack. Nothin'... nothin' on this earth could have lived... not at that range."
What in God's name...?,I think it's Hawkins.
I think it's Hawkins.,Where the is his body?
Where the is his body?,There's no sign of it.
I buy companies.,No They expensive?
Four thousand.,"Vivian, may I point out five more nights at three hundred a night is only 1,500."
"Vivian, may I point out five more nights at three hundred a night is only 1,500.",But you want days too.
But you want days too.,"All right, two thousand."
"All right, two thousand.",Three.
Three.,Done.
Done.,Holy
I'm not just talking about,"Look butthead, I'll treat you so nice you'll never want to let me go, okay?"
"Look butthead, I'll treat you so nice you'll never want to let me go, okay?","Three thousand for five days. And Vivian, I will let you go."
Keep talkin'. I like hearin'.,Not much to tell. I went to public school. Went to university on scholarship. Went to work for an investment firm. In eight years I owned it. My father was chairman of the board of the third company I ever went after. I swallowed that company and out the pieces. One of the pieces was him.
Real genuine guy.,He's good at what he does.
He's good at what he does.,You could freeze ice on his wife's She anything like your ex?
You could freeze ice on his wife's She anything like your ex?,Shall we mingle?
You I can't believe what a --!,"Vivian, what the --"
"Clean the up, take her out, huh?! What are you trying to prove!? I'm not a piece of meat for you to offer to your friends!",I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know what you're talking about.,I've been with stinking old men who've made me want to puke but I've never had anyone make me feel as dirty as you did tonight.
I've been with stinking old men who've made me want to puke but I've never had anyone make me feel as dirty as you did tonight.,Would you please calm down. Tell me what happened.
Would you please calm down. Tell me what happened.,"Stuckey! He wants an ""appointment"" with me after you leave. You my now or did he think that up on his own?"
What was I supposed to do? I told the truth. Why should the truth upset you? It's not as if you're from a convent.,I want my money. I'm getting out of here. I don't want anything more to do with you.
I want my money. I'm getting out of here. I don't want anything more to do with you.,Can we talk about this? Can you just try to calm down?
Can we talk about this? Can you just try to calm down?,"Your friend, he thinks the only reason I'm with you is for the money."
Vivian... I'm sorry. I wasn't prepared for questions about us. It was an idiotic and insensitive thing I did. I should have known that it would hurt you.,"I'm not hurt. It doesn't hurt you when somebody on you, it just you off."
"I'm not hurt. It doesn't hurt you when somebody on you, it just you off.",I really am sorry.
"Vivian, life's not a fairy tale.","I know. Hey, don't mind me. I'm being I'll think about it, okay? It's a real good offer for a"
"I know. Hey, don't mind me. I'm being I'll think about it, okay? It's a real good offer for a",I've never treated you like a
I've never treated you like a,You just did.
I want to.,"Edward, if the three of us sit down together we might as well announce our plans in the Wall Street Journal."
"Edward, if the three of us sit down together we might as well announce our plans in the Wall Street Journal.",I'll see him alone. Everyone knows you're my muscle. We'll make it social. Tell Kross I'll meet him for dinner. Tonight if you can arrange it.
I'll see him alone. Everyone knows you're my muscle. We'll make it social. Tell Kross I'll meet him for dinner. Tonight if you can arrange it.,You shouldn't go alone. He might claim that you tried to black mail him.
You shouldn't go alone. He might claim that you tried to black mail him.,"Bill, we're businessmen, not the mafia. I'll see you in the office. By the way, about your car..."
"Bill, we're businessmen, not the mafia. I'll see you in the office. By the way, about your car...","Oh, what?"
"Oh, what?",I'll bring it back.
You broke my nose.,I think I broke my hand. You're fired.
I think I broke my hand. You're fired.,"Edward, we've been together ten years."
"Edward, we've been together ten years.","And I don't like what we've become. I'll cover any losses you have on this one. Now get out, you"
"And I don't like what we've become. I'll cover any losses you have on this one. Now get out, you",All this because of that
All this because of that,Yes.
I just saw somebody pulled out of a dumpster. I wonder how much she made tonight?,Don't be mad at me. I'll pay you back. I promise.
Don't be mad at me. I'll pay you back. I promise.,I thought you were giving up that drug
I thought you were giving up that drug,"I will. I'm trying. Meanwhile I got some crack left, you wanna get high?"
"I will. I'm trying. Meanwhile I got some crack left, you wanna get high?","No, let's go to work. Okay?"
"No, let's go to work. Okay?",Okay. I'm sorry I said your dream was
He... he just does.,"I'm sorry, Viv'. Carlos has been on my back. Did you get the money up front like I taught ya'?"
"I'm sorry, Viv'. Carlos has been on my back. Did you get the money up front like I taught ya'?","Three hundred for last night and he gave me extra to buy some clothes. Now listen, I'm gonna leave an envelope for you at the front desk. Give me two hundred to the bucket and the other hundred to that landlord for part of the rent. Spend it on drugs and I'll pull your hair out."
"Three hundred for last night and he gave me extra to buy some clothes. Now listen, I'm gonna leave an envelope for you at the front desk. Give me two hundred to the bucket and the other hundred to that landlord for part of the rent. Spend it on drugs and I'll pull your hair out.",I'm getting dressed now. I'll be over. Bye.
I'm getting dressed now. I'll be over. Bye.,"Hey Kit, where do I go for the clothes? Good stuff on <u>him</u>."
"Hey Kit, where do I go for the clothes? Good stuff on <u>him</u>.",In Beverly Hills?
In Beverly Hills?,Yeah.
Yeah.,Baby! Rodeo Drive.
"I kissed him, Kit. On the mouth.","Honey, you're not supposed to do that."
"Honey, you're not supposed to do that.",I know. I stopped pretending and started liking it with him for real.
I know. I stopped pretending and started liking it with him for real.,"Oh, my you mean it was good?"
"Oh, my you mean it was good?",It was great.
It was great., 
 ,"He wants to set me up in a place, give me some money."
"He wants to set me up in a place, give me some money.",I pray for that.
I pray for that.,"All I'm doing is feeling lousy about it. I don't know what to do. What do I do, Kit?"
"All I'm doing is feeling lousy about it. I don't know what to do. What do I do, Kit?",Go for the bucks.
Go for the bucks.,I don't care about bucks. I might love this guy.
I don't care about bucks. I might love this guy.,"Wow, are you in deep You know he'll break your heart."
I bet. A lousy and you're the gum in a hundred million dollar deal.,"Aw, come on, Bill. It's just business."
Get out!,"Don't worry. I'll pay for it. What a you charge? Huh? Twenty, thirty, fifty bucks, <u>maybe</u>? Are you a fifty dollar"
"See? You could have raised a million dollars, put on a sixty thousand dollar flop and kept the rest.",But what if the play was a hit?
But what if the play was a hit?,"Oh, you'd go to jail. If the play were a hit, you'd have to pay off the backers, and with so many backers there could never be enough profits to go around, get it?"
"Oh, you'd go to jail. If the play were a hit, you'd have to pay off the backers, and with so many backers there could never be enough profits to go around, get it?","Aha, aha, aha, aha, aha, aha!! So, in order for the scheme to work, we'd have to find a sure fire flop."
"Aha, aha, aha, aha, aha, aha!! So, in order for the scheme to work, we'd have to find a sure fire flop.",What scheme?
What scheme?,"What scheme? Your scheme, you bloody little genius."
"What scheme? Your scheme, you bloody little genius.","Oh, no. No. No. I meant no scheme. I merely posed a little, academic accounting theory. It's just a thought."
"Oh, no. No. No. I meant no scheme. I merely posed a little, academic accounting theory. It's just a thought.","Bloom, worlds are turned on such thoughts!"
Sure--they're sorta I'd say. They's lots of goings on up there. They even brought a dog back to life once.,That sounds to me very remarkable.
That sounds to me very remarkable.,"It may be, but to my notion, those that monkeys with what they got no business to get sooner or later."
"It may be, but to my notion, those that monkeys with what they got no business to get sooner or later.",Maybe you're right.
Maybe you're right.,"I know I am. Why, I even heard a shot up there last night."
"I know I am. Why, I even heard a shot up there last night.",Why didn't you notify the police?
"Not a very good one, I guess. He wasn't like anything human. He hobbled and swayed like a monkey, and the face, from the glimpse I got of it in the light from the street, was like an African war mask.",You mean he was colored?
You mean he was colored?,"I don't know what he was, but he made Frankenstein look like a lily!"
"Mit me, kid. I've got a classic.",You here again like an evil spirit to mar my happiness?
You here again like an evil spirit to mar my happiness?,"This one's a story, but I'm not going to tell you what it is. Every time I tell you anything it goes haywire."
"This one's a story, but I'm not going to tell you what it is. Every time I tell you anything it goes haywire.",What do you mean -- haywire? You start out after murderers and come back with three-for-a-dime bootleggers. You start to solve mysteries and break up games. You're grand! I'm for you! Stupendous!
What do you mean -- haywire? You start out after murderers and come back with three-for-a-dime bootleggers. You start to solve mysteries and break up games. You're grand! I'm for you! Stupendous!,"Say, you're always razzing everything I do, but this is one time I'm in."
"Say, you're always razzing everything I do, but this is one time I'm in.","Go on, little girl, take your troubles somewhere else. I don't feel like talking to you."
"Go on, little girl, take your troubles somewhere else. I don't feel like talking to you.",Was there any art on Judge Ramsey?
Was there any art on Judge Ramsey?,What goofy idea have you got now? Don't tell me you suspect Judge Ramsey of stealing the body.
What goofy idea have you got now? Don't tell me you suspect Judge Ramsey of stealing the body.,"I'm going to make you eat dirt, you soap bubble! I'm going to make you beg for somebody to help you let go!"
Where'd you get the stag hound?,He's not a stag hound. His name is Kelly and he's a police dog.
He's not a stag hound. His name is Kelly and he's a police dog.,What do you mean police dog?
What do you mean police dog?,"Plain-clothes man. Come on, slaves, drink and be merry for tomorrow you might be appointed correspondent to Washington ... a fate worse than death."
"Plain-clothes man. Come on, slaves, drink and be merry for tomorrow you might be appointed correspondent to Washington ... a fate worse than death.","Listen, Flo, cut it out. Hard-Tack is pretty sore."
"Listen, Flo, cut it out. Hard-Tack is pretty sore.",Ain't that something. The mad monk of Manhattan. Here goes nothing. Listen to the animal cracker roar like a lion.
"They're filthy, Mother.","isn't is one of the most beautiful things in life, the creative power of the universe is behind it."
"isn't is one of the most beautiful things in life, the creative power of the universe is behind it.","I know, Mother."
"I know, Mother.","But we must respect that power, we must be in awe of it."
"But we must respect that power, we must be in awe of it.","I am in awe of it, Mother."
"I am in awe of it, Mother.",I don't think you are sufficiently in awe of it. Get the castor oil.
I don't think you are sufficiently in awe of it. Get the castor oil.,"Oh, Mother, not the castor oil."
"Oh, Mother, not the castor oil.","This isn't punishment, I don't believe in punishment. It's for your health. Obviously you're sick if you can act like that."
"I thought I'd go crazy back there in that room all by myself with nobody to talk to. As a child, I never had no room all to myself, we were awful poor. Buddy... I have got a confession to make.","What is it, Rose?"
"What is it, Rose?","It's so terrible I can't tell you. Oh, Buddy, you don't know how it hurts to have a broken heart, what a terrible feeling it is, and I've had a broken heart so many times. Men, I don't understand them, I can't figure them out and they break my heart, that's all. I can't find Mr. Right, Buddy, I can't find him no matter how hard I look, all I find is a whole pile of Mr. Wrongs. But this is the worst ever because it wasn't his fault. It was my fault, oh yes, my fault, I was bad -- oh I was bad, you wouldn't believe how bad I was."
"It's so terrible I can't tell you. Oh, Buddy, you don't know how it hurts to have a broken heart, what a terrible feeling it is, and I've had a broken heart so many times. Men, I don't understand them, I can't figure them out and they break my heart, that's all. I can't find Mr. Right, Buddy, I can't find him no matter how hard I look, all I find is a whole pile of Mr. Wrongs. But this is the worst ever because it wasn't his fault. It was my fault, oh yes, my fault, I was bad -- oh I was bad, you wouldn't believe how bad I was.","What'd you do, Rose?"
"What'd you do, Rose?","Buddy, I was horrible. I can't tell you who it was, but do you know what I did? I sat on his lap and got ahold of him and wiggled and wiggled my on him and was worse'n you could know, a child like you. Why, I let one of my fall out deliberate on purpose and practically smack him in the face with it and I let my dern skirt come up so he could see my drawers... But to get back serious to what I was sayin', it is not only, Buddy, the loss of him but my own bad behavior what bothers me so..."
"Buddy, I was horrible. I can't tell you who it was, but do you know what I did? I sat on his lap and got ahold of him and wiggled and wiggled my on him and was worse'n you could know, a child like you. Why, I let one of my fall out deliberate on purpose and practically smack him in the face with it and I let my dern skirt come up so he could see my drawers... But to get back serious to what I was sayin', it is not only, Buddy, the loss of him but my own bad behavior what bothers me so...","You were pretty bad, huh?"
"You were pretty bad, huh?","Why, it has just made me ill, Buddy. I'm sick. I don't want to eat nothin', I don't, and me I got a good appetite, that ain't nat'ral for me. I'm ill."
"Why, it has just made me ill, Buddy. I'm sick. I don't want to eat nothin', I don't, and me I got a good appetite, that ain't nat'ral for me. I'm ill.","But, Rose, what is the cause of it all?"
"But, Rose, what is the cause of it all?","Promise not to tell Doll? -- or nobody? Buddy, it's your Daddy! I'm so much in love with him I am out of my mind!"
"Promise not to tell Doll? -- or nobody? Buddy, it's your Daddy! I'm so much in love with him I am out of my mind!","But, Rose, how could such a thing as that happen?"
"But, Rose, how could such a thing as that happen?","I fell madly in love with him when he called me Rosebud. You know that first day when I come and he said I looked graceful like a capital letter S and called me Rosebud? I fell madly in love with that man right then. But it's a lost love, Buddy. He's a good man and won't have nothin' to do with me."
"Rose, are you all right? Are you sick or something?","No. No, I'm all right. Oh, what have I done? I have robbed a cradle and fallen into I must be crazy, a child like you. Oh, oh, Lord. This is awful, this is terrible, I gotta get outta here!"
"Maybe it was eating all those rabbits that made you sexy, Rose.","Buddy, don't mean a thing to me. It ain't nothin' but a mosquito bite. I'll tell you a secret. Girls don't want Buddy, girls want love."
The pitiful son of a said Rose was a nymphomaniac.,"Um-hmm, and I suppose that incensed you?"
"Um-hmm, and I suppose that incensed you?","You're right it incensed me, the miserable He also said the and the have taken over Washington. D.C."
"You're right it incensed me, the miserable He also said the and the have taken over Washington. D.C.","Yeah, I know, he was up here. It's pitiful like you say. When he lost Rose it ruined the man, it destroyed him totally when he lost Rose."
"Yeah, I know, he was up here. It's pitiful like you say. When he lost Rose it ruined the man, it destroyed him totally when he lost Rose.","He didn't lose her, he threw her away."
"He didn't lose her, he threw her away.","Yes, I guess he did. He threw her away and it was the mistake of his life."
"Yes, I guess he did. He threw her away and it was the mistake of his life.","You know, I don't know this town any more. All this traffic, new buildings, prosperity... Where have the years gone, Daddy? Where is the little town I knew as a boy?"
"You know, I don't know this town any more. All this traffic, new buildings, prosperity... Where have the years gone, Daddy? Where is the little town I knew as a boy?","At rest in the creative universe with Mother, son."
"At rest in the creative universe with Mother, son.",That's what she would say herself.
That's what she would say herself.,"A wonderful woman, boy."
"A wonderful woman, boy.","It always gives me a funny feeling to come home. Dear old Southland. Gone. It's all gone, Daddy -- -- except you, you're still here."
"It always gives me a funny feeling to come home. Dear old Southland. Gone. It's all gone, Daddy -- -- except you, you're still here.","Not for long, boy. I've outstayed my welcome already."
"Not for long, boy. I've outstayed my welcome already.","It's funny you would mention Rose, I was thinking about her all the way up in the car. Or maybe it isn't so funny."
"It's funny you would mention Rose, I was thinking about her all the way up in the car. Or maybe it isn't so funny.","I'm older than boy. But this Yankee whisky is mighty fine, I'll say that."
"I'm older than boy. But this Yankee whisky is mighty fine, I'll say that.","All right, Daddy. We have our drink, we're out on the patio, you have prepared me for it. Rose's cancer has come back, hasn't it?"
"All right, Daddy. We have our drink, we're out on the patio, you have prepared me for it. Rose's cancer has come back, hasn't it?","No, son, she is dead."
"No, son, she is dead.","Dead, Rose is dead? You mean... she died?"
"Dead, Rose is dead? You mean... she died?","I am afraid so, son. About a week ago. Her husband phoned me, she had asked him to call me if anything happened."
"I am afraid so, son. About a week ago. Her husband phoned me, she had asked him to call me if anything happened.",But... but how? She was young! Rose wasn't old!
But... but how? She was young! Rose wasn't old!,"She was fifty-six, son. Of course she didn't look it, nowhere near it. The cancer came back, I'm afraid I fibbed about that. But it was very quick, son. She was in the hospital only two weeks, and the last week she didn't know anything."
"She was fifty-six, son. Of course she didn't look it, nowhere near it. The cancer came back, I'm afraid I fibbed about that. But it was very quick, son. She was in the hospital only two weeks, and the last week she didn't know anything.","Excuse me, I'll be right back."
"Well, you have knocked me for a of a loop, old man. A of a loop.","I know. You loved her. So did I. It was an awful shock to me, too. An awful shock. Rose was so alive it's hard to believe."
"I know. You loved her. So did I. It was an awful shock to me, too. An awful shock. Rose was so alive it's hard to believe.","I can't believe it, Daddy. I know it must be true, but I can't believe it."
"I can't believe it, Daddy. I know it must be true, but I can't believe it.","It's true, son. The girl with the cornflower eyes is dead, she is no more,"
They'll put her in jail. The little fool might as well be,"Well, it is a little tight. But it isn't as bad as all that. No one will notice unless they have such thoughts in the first place."
"Well, it is a little tight. But it isn't as bad as all that. No one will notice unless they have such thoughts in the first place.",Who doesn't have such thoughts? We'd better get going.
Who doesn't have such thoughts? We'd better get going.,You're not having lunch?
You're not having lunch?,"Just half-a-cup of coffee. I never eat, darlin', you know that. Not eating and reverse insomnia are my curses. Let's go, Rose, you and Brother, let's hit the road."
"Just half-a-cup of coffee. I never eat, darlin', you know that. Not eating and reverse insomnia are my curses. Let's go, Rose, you and Brother, let's hit the road.","Rose, you and Brother wait in the car. I want to speak for a moment Lo Mr. Hillyer."
"How could Rose really be a bad influence on Dolly? She has a loving nature, you ought to want someone like that around your children. Why do you think those boys and men like her?","Well, I have a pretty good idea."
"Well, I have a pretty good idea.","If you mean you couldn't be more wrong. Rose likes those boys and men, she has love in her heart, and that is what they want. It's the most rare and beautiful thing in life and that is why they follow her."
"If you mean you couldn't be more wrong. Rose likes those boys and men, she has love in her heart, and that is what they want. It's the most rare and beautiful thing in life and that is why they follow her.","They follow her because she's a -- -- no, I won't say that."
"They follow her because she's a -- -- no, I won't say that.","What she doesn't understand is that her behavior is disturbing to other people. She's young, she's got to learn to restrain the life force that's in her. Its creative, but in her case it's too creative."
"What she doesn't understand is that her behavior is disturbing to other people. She's young, she's got to learn to restrain the life force that's in her. Its creative, but in her case it's too creative.","Darlin', Rose has got to go!"
"Darlin', Rose has got to go!","I'll talk to her, I'll reason with her."
"It has been three weeks since I ""fired"" her. Is there no way to get rid of this girl? Are we stuck with her for life?","She can't get a job, it's a depression. And we can't just throw her out on the street."
"She can't get a job, it's a depression. And we can't just throw her out on the street.",The we can't.
"Honey, Rose was born on a farm and has terrible memories of farm life. Now I don't think --","Just a minute, Rose, you don't understand. This isn't a dirt farm like the one you were born on, it's nice. A neighbor of Cousin Hop's, I talked to him on the phone, a fine man... it's not a farm, it, it's a beautiful dairy establishment! Stop crying, Rose! Do you hear me? Stop crying, it's ideal!"
"Just a minute, Rose, you don't understand. This isn't a dirt farm like the one you were born on, it's nice. A neighbor of Cousin Hop's, I talked to him on the phone, a fine man... it's not a farm, it, it's a beautiful dairy establishment! Stop crying, Rose! Do you hear me? Stop crying, it's ideal!","I don't know how you can call it ideal -- don't you know what the word ""farm"" means to her?"
"I don't know how you can call it ideal -- don't you know what the word ""farm"" means to her?","I don't give a hoot in hell's hollow what it means to her! She can't stay in this house forever! I fired her, it!"
"I don't give a hoot in hell's hollow what it means to her! She can't stay in this house forever! I fired her, it!","It sounds like a farm to me. Calling it a dairy establishment, that's just trickery and flummery."
"It sounds like a farm to me. Calling it a dairy establishment, that's just trickery and flummery.","Trickery and flummery or not, she's going there tomorrow on the bus! It's settled! And I must say we've been more than fair to you, Rose, it's pretty selfish and mean hearted of you to sit there and cry like that!"
"you, girl! You've made me make a fool out of myself, your hide, but let me tell you I am standing at the pass of Thermopylae and I won't budge! The very idea, my own home with children in the house, to say nothing of my wife -- oh-h, you had better believe I am standing at Thermopylae, you little nut, you had better believe it! What are you, crazy? A man is supposed to be a fool like this, but a woman is supposed to have some control and sense! Are you a nitwit? What's the matter with you?","Oh-h, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Mr. Hillyer... I just... couldn't help myself. I'm sorry..."
"Rose, Rose, Rose, you poor miserable little child, don't you know I love you? Do I have to put my hand on your body or kiss your pretty lips to prove it? You are beautiful to me, Rose, I've loved you since you first came here, darlin'. And don't you know Mrs. Hillyer loves you, too, that she's already taken you into her heart, and that that woman's heart is as wide as the blue sky itself and as deep as the stars?","Oh, I know. She's so sweet, she's been so good to me..."
"Oh, I know. She's so sweet, she's been so good to me...","Do you know what a friend you have got there? Do you know she would fight for you like a tiger, that she would fly to your defense in an instant with all the courage in her soul if anyone tried to hurt you? Is this any way to repay her trust and love? Are you ashamed as I am ashamed? Don't cry, honey, don't cry. But let me warn you, your hide, this is Thermopylae and I am standing here. Do you hear me, you. I am standing at Thermopylae and the Persians shall not pass! Now get your tail out of here and go wash those dishes, and stop crying!"
"Yes, I am.","No, you're not."
"No, you're not.","Yes, Mr. Hillyer, I am."
"Yes, Mr. Hillyer, I am.","All right, tell us, Rose, what makes you think you're pregnant?"
"All right, tell us, Rose, what makes you think you're pregnant?",I haven't had my period for three months and my stomach is getting big.
I haven't had my period for three months and my stomach is getting big.,I don't believe it.
I don't believe it.,"It's so, Mr. Hillyer."
"It's so, Mr. Hillyer.","All right, it. We've seen you with your clothes off around here, stand up and pull up your dress and let's take a look!"
"Ha ha, course you make a lot more. What's that you got there, Buddy?",Galley proof.
Galley proof.,Galley what?
Galley what?,Page proof of a book I'm working on.
Page proof of a book I'm working on.,"How about that. Well, you always were a screwball."
"How about that. Well, you always were a screwball.","Oh, yeah?"
"Oh, yeah?","I don't mean that the way it sounds. Imagine it, a book. And I used to know you personal way back when. Tell me something, Buddy, how do you dream up all that stuff?"
"I don't mean that the way it sounds. Imagine it, a book. And I used to know you personal way back when. Tell me something, Buddy, how do you dream up all that stuff?","Well, actually, we have a little black boy named Her---t who lives in the garage. He does it for me."
"Well, actually, we have a little black boy named Her---t who lives in the garage. He does it for me.","Heh heh heh heh, same old Buddy, always jokin' around. Almost as much of a joker as your Daddy. I saw your Daddy a coupla years ago, I was up in Glenville lookin' at a motel site. I guess that's where you're headed, huh, to see him?"
"Heh heh heh heh, same old Buddy, always jokin' around. Almost as much of a joker as your Daddy. I saw your Daddy a coupla years ago, I was up in Glenville lookin' at a motel site. I guess that's where you're headed, huh, to see him?","That's right, Dave, I'm headed for Glenville on a whisperin' jet."
"That's right, Dave, I'm headed for Glenville on a whisperin' jet.","Hey, girl! Hey, you, give us another drink! Dumb little supposed to give us two in the first place."
"Tell me about that job in Alexandria, Dave, the big motel you're building.","Near Alexandria. It isn't in Alexandria, it is outside it."
"Near Alexandria. It isn't in Alexandria, it is outside it.",I see. Outside it.
I see. Outside it.,"That's correct -- outside it, not in it. As for the job, well, the Jewboy suppliers give me a lot of grief and we use a pile of to haul and tote and they ain't worth a But I can build anything, Buddy. Give me the plans and I can build a staircase to the moon. It's a fact, I can build anything... ... but she never believed that. Oh, no, she never believed in me."
"Um-m, well...","Doubted my ability all along, the little I never remarried, Buddy, you know that, don't you?"
"Doubted my ability all along, the little I never remarried, Buddy, you know that, don't you?","Well, no, I didn't actually."
"Well, no, I didn't actually.","She's te reason -- cured me of women once and for all. Oh, I got rid of her, Buddy, I didn't waste no time kickin' that out. she was screwin' everybody in Savannah. I caught her in a motel with this long tall son of a and boy did I beat the everlastin' out of him!"
"She didn't marry him, though, later she married another guy and went to Winston-Salem. It didn't last That girl couldn't have no lastin' marriage, she left him and married another dumb sucker and went out west. Little left him, too, and you know what she's married to right now? A That's right, some kind of horse doctor named Schapiro out in Seattle, who's got the nerve to have the same first name I got. Wouldn't you know it, Rose would wind up married to a She was always out of her friggin' head and I'll tell you why. Buddy, she was sick in her mind and between her legs, too. She was a nymphomaniac.","Dave, you are as full of as a Christmas turkey and you know it. Now if you want to start a fight on this plane and get yourself in jail, go right ahead. But I am telling you, you are full of right up to your eyeballs."
"Dave, you are as full of as a Christmas turkey and you know it. Now if you want to start a fight on this plane and get yourself in jail, go right ahead. But I am telling you, you are full of right up to your eyeballs.","I don't want to start no fight with you, Buddy. Why do you say I'm full of"
"I don't want to start no fight with you, Buddy. Why do you say I'm full of",Dave Schapiro is no horse doctor and Rose has been a good wife to him for a long time. To call her a nymphomaniac is the most thing I ever heard in my life.
Dave Schapiro is no horse doctor and Rose has been a good wife to him for a long time. To call her a nymphomaniac is the most thing I ever heard in my life.,"You loved her, didn't you. Well, so did I. You'll have to admit she had four husbands."
"You loved her, didn't you. Well, so did I. You'll have to admit she had four husbands.","Yeah, it took her a while to grow up and find Mr. Right, but she did it. She found him."
"Yeah, it took her a while to grow up and find Mr. Right, but she did it. She found him.","She used to call me Mr. Right. Remember that, Buddy?"
"She used to call me Mr. Right. Remember that, Buddy?","Yeah, I remember it."
I... I can explain...,"I'm looking at this poster, and I'm thinkin', I don't remember seeing films like this when I was in school."
"I'm looking at this poster, and I'm thinkin', I don't remember seeing films like this when I was in school.",I was going to tell him.
I was going to tell him.,"What were you gonna say? Exactly how did you think he was gonna make the leap from dating a sweet, innocent school teacher to an star?"
"What were you gonna say? Exactly how did you think he was gonna make the leap from dating a sweet, innocent school teacher to an star?",But... I love him. I do...
"You get nothing and like it. And if we're not blissfully happy with what you tell us, we arrest you just for the fun of it.","Okay, man, okay. I'm with you. I... I heard how the shit's arriving... It's coming in a Lincoln."
"Oh, you You What? What do you want?","Word is, while the vice cops on the East Coast were standing around playing pocket pool, 300 kilos of got smuggled into New York City. And, right now it's making a cross-country journey to Hollywood, U.S.A."
Hey now... what the ?,Again.
"Know what he's doing, Benny? He's trying to jog your memory.","I don't know what you're talking about, man. Even if I did, I'm not so crazy I'm gonna cross Zimmermann."
"I don't know what you're talking about, man. Even if I did, I'm not so crazy I'm gonna cross Zimmermann.",This is enough to keep every from here to the Mexican border high as a kite for the next two years. You think we're gonna let Zimmermann haul it onto <U>our</U> streets on the
You shouldn't litter.,"Thank you, concerned citizen."
"Thank you, concerned citizen.",Give a Hoot. Don't Pollute.
Give a Hoot. Don't Pollute.,I'll give you a hoot if you don't shut up back there.
"I say, 'em. Let's go.","Well... we shouldn't rush into this, right? Let's talk about it."
"Well... we shouldn't rush into this, right? Let's talk about it.","What are you, Henry friggin' Kissinger all the sudden?"
"What are you, Henry friggin' Kissinger all the sudden?",I'm just saying...
I'm just saying...,You're just saying nothing! Tonight is the night.
You're just saying nothing! Tonight is the night.,"Yeah, but if we don't sit, they'll take our badges."
"Yeah, but if we don't sit, they'll take our badges.","What of it? Haven't we waited forever... ? Haven't we, honey? Haven't we waited long enough to get this scumbag?"
All I got is being a cop. What do I do if I'm not that?,"You big, sonofabitch, if it weren't for me, you'd still be sitting in the file room where I found you. And you... Nena... you've still got needle scars from where I pulled you out of. You of all people..."
"Whoa, whoa... it's gonna be alright.",... where... where's a like me ever gonna find another girl to love him... huh?...
What about Jack Daniels? Wasn't he a decorated general in the Civil War?,No.
No.,"General Jim Beam, then."
"General Jim Beam, then.",Nope.
Nope.,"Oh. Well. I think it's pretty common knowledge that in the Battle of Little Big Horn, Custer was off his"
"Billy, I love you I really do... but I've got to tell you, every day, in every way, you give new meaning to the word ""stupidity.""","What can I say to that... except, I love you too, you mean-spirited"
"I'm gonna put a great big, smile on your face. How 'bout that?",Where have you been?
Where have you been?,I'm here. That's all that counts. Watch... you'll enjoy this... it's like magic...
He went to pick up lunch.,"Well, shake a leg. Get these files downstairs... And, quit listening to your voodoo music."
"Well, shake a leg. Get these files downstairs... And, quit listening to your voodoo music.","Yes, sir."
"Don't you condescend to tell me how or why to honor Independence Day, and don't tell me I'm overreacting when I'm trying to bust the guy responsible for half the filthy junk coming into this city!",You're about an inch away from insubordination!
You're about an inch away from insubordination!,"Well... seeing how you just suspended me, what's to stop me from calling you a crazy you old"
"Well... seeing how you just suspended me, what's to stop me from calling you a crazy you old","Till the last firework fizzles out tonight, detective, you sit a desk. And, after that, I'll decide if you keep your shield."
You you! Why?! Why me!? Why the obsession with me?,It's our job.
It's our job.,"You think you accomplished something... like you're heroes? you! This is meaningless! You'll never win! You know, as soon as I'm gone... someone's going to take my place."
"Why do you bother with that mumbo-jumbo Some fruitcake's writing it between bong hits, making it up as he goes, and you're actually taking the time to read it.","Yeah, non-believer? Here's yours... ""Scorpio, October 24 to November 22: Jupiter is in conflict with Saturn, so proceed with caution..."""
"Yeah, non-believer? Here's yours... ""Scorpio, October 24 to November 22: Jupiter is in conflict with Saturn, so proceed with caution...""",Look out! Jupiter and Saturn'll get you every time.
Look out! Jupiter and Saturn'll get you every time.,"""Today you have a rare opportunity to make a big difference in your chosen field. By your able leadership and with great conviction and strength of character, you will come up a winner."""
"""Today you have a rare opportunity to make a big difference in your chosen field. By your able leadership and with great conviction and strength of character, you will come up a winner.""",Let me see that... Not bad.
What... ? Not you too?,"He's right. We hit the bricks, we walk back"
"He's right. We hit the bricks, we walk back","I can't believe I'm hearing this,"
"I can't believe I'm hearing this,","I worked my off for my badge, Kittle, It's the only thing that makes me different from every other slob out there."
"I worked my off for my badge, Kittle, It's the only thing that makes me different from every other slob out there.",That's not true.
That's not true.,"I know it is, even if you don't."
What the hell's his problem?,"You mean, besides the warrant out on us for blowing up our commanding officer?"
Think Zimmermann's watching?,Who the knows? We'll find out soon enough.
This was Ming.,"That's the problem with expensive tastes... the more you got, the more you got to lose."
...Aren't you skating?,"Ain't skated since I was fifteen -- That's when I started fightin' -- gotta watch the ankles. Yeah, fightin' use to be tops with me, but no more. All I wanted to prove was I weren't no bum -- That I had the stuff to make a good pro."
"Ain't skated since I was fifteen -- That's when I started fightin' -- gotta watch the ankles. Yeah, fightin' use to be tops with me, but no more. All I wanted to prove was I weren't no bum -- That I had the stuff to make a good pro.",And you never got the chance?
Some people are very shy by nature.,...I suppose.
...I suppose.,I would say you're very shy by nature.
I would say you're very shy by nature.,...I suppose.
...I suppose.,"Some people think bein' shy is a disease, but it don't bother me."
"Some people think bein' shy is a disease, but it don't bother me.",It doesn't bother me either.
It doesn't bother me either.,"Then why did I bother bringin' it up? 'Cause I'm dumb, that's why... Y'know, I think we make a real sharp coupla coconuts -- I'm dumb an' you're shy."
"Then why did I bother bringin' it up? 'Cause I'm dumb, that's why... Y'know, I think we make a real sharp coupla coconuts -- I'm dumb an' you're shy.",...It is just hard for me to understand why anybody wants to be a fighter.
...It is just hard for me to understand why anybody wants to be a fighter.,Ya gotta be a little soft to wanna be a pug... It's a racket where ya' almost guaranteed to end up a bum.
Ya gotta be a little soft to wanna be a pug... It's a racket where ya' almost guaranteed to end up a bum.,I don't think you're a bum.
I don't think you're a bum.,"...I'm at least half a bum. Yeah, fightin' is a crazy racket. The roughest part is the mornin' after."
"...I'm at least half a bum. Yeah, fightin' is a crazy racket. The roughest part is the mornin' after.",Morning after?
Morning after?,"After a rough fight, ya' nothin' but a large wound. Sometimes I feel like callin' a taxi to drive me from my bed to the bathroom... Ya' eyes hurt, ya' ears hurt, ya' hair even hurts... But the thing I'm proud of is I been in over sixty fights an' never had a busted nose -- Bent an' twisted an' bitten but never broke... That's rare."
"After a rough fight, ya' nothin' but a large wound. Sometimes I feel like callin' a taxi to drive me from my bed to the bathroom... Ya' eyes hurt, ya' ears hurt, ya' hair even hurts... But the thing I'm proud of is I been in over sixty fights an' never had a busted nose -- Bent an' twisted an' bitten but never broke... That's rare.",Why do you do it if it hurts so bad?
Why do you do it if it hurts so bad?,...Guess.
...Guess.,'Cause you can't sing or dance?
Don't you open them anymore?,"They either say, 'Kill the nigger' or 'Hope you die, -- What ya got in the bag?"
He won't last one round.,"Listen, I gonna carry this boy three rounds, then drop 'im like a bad habit."
"Listen, I gonna carry this boy three rounds, then drop 'im like a bad habit.",I don't like you messin' with southpaws -- They do everything wrong.
I don't like you messin' with southpaws -- They do everything wrong.,"Southpaw, nuthin' -- I'll drop 'im in three -- 'Apollo Creed meets the Italian Stallion.' Shhiii -- Sounds like a monster movie!!"
...That boy near broke my arm.,"Sure -- He can hit -- Don't play no more -- Stick an' move, hear?"
"Sure -- He can hit -- Don't play no more -- Stick an' move, hear?",I'll carry him 'till the third.
I'll carry him 'till the third.,"Don't play with this man, he's fightin' hard -- Let 'em feel some real heat!"
I don't like ya face.,Don't like yours neither.
Don't like yours neither.,Kiss my
Kiss my,Move your shoulders down.
"Yo' yellow, old man.","Not yellow, cautious. See, it's very easy for a fighter to accidentally hurt --"
...The juice is climbin' every week.,I know the juice is climbin' -- I been workin' six months just to pay the interest.
I know the juice is climbin' -- I been workin' six months just to pay the interest.,Ya still light seventy.
Ya still light seventy.,"Waits! -- Be smart. Ya don't have to break nothin' -- Here, take my coat, it's worth fifty-sixty dollars. It's yours."
"Does Santa Claus charge juice? Merry Christmas -- Now, how's about my present, ya gonna win?",Gonna try.
Gonna try.,"Listen, kid, I'm with ya. Ya know, I'm with ya -- Italian, we're blood. You this rug -- We Guinneas gotta show these Afro-Americans where it's at. Give it your best shot cause I want ya to prove to these bums on the corner that my man can't be beat by this rug... Ya got any action on the side."
"Listen, kid, I'm with ya. Ya know, I'm with ya -- Italian, we're blood. You this rug -- We Guinneas gotta show these Afro-Americans where it's at. Give it your best shot cause I want ya to prove to these bums on the corner that my man can't be beat by this rug... Ya got any action on the side.",No action.
No action.,"Ya gettin 150 grand killer. Ya got any plans for it? Whatta ya think? Ya like to put it on the street, make it work for ya?"
"Ya gettin 150 grand killer. Ya got any plans for it? Whatta ya think? Ya like to put it on the street, make it work for ya?",I'm gonna do somethin with it.
I'm gonna do somethin with it.,"Sure, you do what ya want. Stay away from the stock market."
"Sure, you do what ya want. Stay away from the stock market.",Black market?
Black market?,"Same thing. Ya know, Rock, remember when we was kids, we fought together. An' I wasn't well an' ya had to beat up that Irish kid -- what's his name? -- Gallager -- I bought a suit and became a businessman. You put on gloves. An' I remember Mama almost cried, may she rest in peace -- an' our ol' man who said ya had no brains --I'd like to lay hands on that You ain't never had any luck. Even when I owned you in '66 you never had luck. But now I think you might be gettin' some luck kid. Whatta you think?"
"Listen, I hope ya don't --",I won't.
I won't.,What was I gonna say?
What was I gonna say?,"Ya hope I don't keep acting like a or I'll turn into one, right?"
"Ya hope I don't keep acting like a or I'll turn into one, right?","Ya, somethin' like that."
How old are ya?,...What?
...What?,How old?
How old?,"Come July, twenty-five."
"Come July, twenty-five.",More like thirty.
More like thirty.,"Twenty-five, thirty -- What's the difference? -- It took me two months to learn the combination of that locker."
"Twenty-five, thirty -- What's the difference? -- It took me two months to learn the combination of that locker.",The legs must be goin'.
The legs must be goin'.,"Yeah, they're goin', -- that's nature... That was my locker for six years."
"Yeah, they're goin', -- that's nature... That was my locker for six years.",...Did ya fight last night?
...Did ya fight last night?,Yeah --
Yeah --,Did ya win?
Did ya win?,"Yeah, Kayo."
"Yeah, Kayo.",...Who'd ya fight?
...Who'd ya fight?,Spider Rice.
Spider Rice.,Rice is a bum.
Rice is a bum.,You think everybody I fight is a bum.
You think everybody I fight is a bum.,Ain't they?
How am I doin'?,Real good.
Real good.,See how fast he is --
See how fast he is --,Breathe deep -- Keep ya chin down!! Use the legs and drive through 'im. Attack -- Attack -- Attack!
Inflamed joints -- Walkin' in an' out of a freezer carryin' meat plays on the joints.,Maybe ya should see a doctor.
Maybe ya should see a doctor.,"I don't need a doctor, I need a different job."
"I don't need a doctor, I need a different job.",Maybe another job is the best thing.
Maybe another job is the best thing.,Do me a favor -- Talk to Gazzo. Tell him I'm a friend an' would do a good job... Tell him I ain't bothered by nothin' an' would be a great collector... Bustin' bones don't bother me -- Tell him I'm a good worker.
Do me a favor -- Talk to Gazzo. Tell him I'm a friend an' would do a good job... Tell him I ain't bothered by nothin' an' would be a great collector... Bustin' bones don't bother me -- Tell him I'm a good worker.,Gazzo's gotta come to you.
Gazzo's gotta come to you.,I'm askin' ya to go to him -- As a favor.
I'm askin' ya to go to him -- As a favor.,"Gazzo's gotta come to you -- Hey, Paulie, it's a bad job -- Do what you do now."
"Make it dry. Baby doesn't like to be wet. You're Valiant, right? The name's Baby Herman.","I know who you are. Kinda out of your neighborhood, aren't you?"
"I know who you are. Kinda out of your neighborhood, aren't you?","Yeah, I had to go slummin'. See, a friend of mine's bein' framed."
"Yeah, I had to go slummin'. See, a friend of mine's bein' framed.",You mean the rabbit? They got him cold.
You mean the rabbit? They got him cold.,"You don't believe that. I mean. the guy's an idiot, a a complete fool... but he'd never anyone. I know the guy."
What was <u>that</u>?,<u>That</u> was the rabbit's wife.
<u>That</u> was the rabbit's wife.,The rabbit's wife? Wanna tell me what she was doin' with her arms around you?
The rabbit's wife? Wanna tell me what she was doin' with her arms around you?,Probably lookin' for a good place to stick a knife.
Probably lookin' for a good place to stick a knife.,I just stopped by to tell you that I checked out the Acme probate.
I just stopped by to tell you that I checked out the Acme probate.,"Maroon, right?"
"Maroon, right?",Nope. It's that Cloverleaf outfit again.
Nope. It's that Cloverleaf outfit again.,What the would they want with a gag factory?
What the would they want with a gag factory?,"Got me. But unless the will shows up by Friday midnight, it's theirs."
"Right here where we're standing, will be the cornerstone of my idea... the cloverleaf -- an elegant cement structure that intertwines freeways.",What the hell's a freeway?
What the hell's a freeway?,"A freeway, Mr. Valiant, is eight lanes of asphalt running uninterrupted from L.A. to Pasadena. Pasadena to Hollywood. Hollywood to Santa Monica. Someday everyone will be in cars driving happily, non-stop from one end of the L.A. Basin to another."
"A freeway, Mr. Valiant, is eight lanes of asphalt running uninterrupted from L.A. to Pasadena. Pasadena to Hollywood. Hollywood to Santa Monica. Someday everyone will be in cars driving happily, non-stop from one end of the L.A. Basin to another.","That's what this is all about? Tell me, who's gonna use your lousy freeway? We got the Red Cars, the best public transportation in the country."
"That's what this is all about? Tell me, who's gonna use your lousy freeway? We got the Red Cars, the best public transportation in the country.","Not for long. We're retiring the Red Cars. People will drive, Mr. Valiant, because they'll have to. And when they drive, they'll have to buy our cars, our tires, our gasoline."
Holy he's a Toon!,Surprised?
Surprised?,Not really. Only a Toon could think of something as goofy as that freeway idea.
"Mr. Maroon, I think I'll be goin' now, so about the rest of my fee...","Sure, Valiant, sure..."
"You got the will in there, don't ya?","No, I don't."
"No, I don't.","You tricked me, you!"
"You tricked me, you!",Take it easy.
Take it easy.,There's no time to take it easy! You don't realize the diabolical mind we're dealing with!
What the are you doin'?,"I needed a place to hide. I'm in trouble, Eddie."
"I needed a place to hide. I'm in trouble, Eddie.",So I hear. Even talkin' to you could get me a rap for aiding and abetting.
So I hear. Even talkin' to you could get me a rap for aiding and abetting.,"Don't worry, Eddie, no one knows I'm here."
"Don't worry, Eddie, no one knows I'm here.","Oh, yeah? Then how'd you find my house?"
"Oh, yeah? Then how'd you find my house?","Well, I asked the newsboy on the corner. He didn't know. Then I asked a janitor, the fireman and finally the green grocer down the way. He was very helpful."
"Well, I asked the newsboy on the corner. He didn't know. Then I asked a janitor, the fireman and finally the green grocer down the way. He was very helpful.","In other words, the whole world knows you're here! Out! Get out!"
You Toon! No wonder they picked you for the patsy. Always gotta play the fool. You make me sick!,"Gee, you shamuses are a tough audience, but what happened to you that was so dark, lurid, embittering?"
"Gee, you shamuses are a tough audience, but what happened to you that was so dark, lurid, embittering?","You wanna know? Well, since you're so curious, I'll tell ya. One of you Toons killed my brother."
"You wanna know? Well, since you're so curious, I'll tell ya. One of you Toons killed my brother.",A Toon? Noooo.
A Toon? Noooo.,"Yeah, a Toon. It was the guy who killed Bambi's mother."
"Yeah, a Toon. It was the guy who killed Bambi's mother.","Him? Oh, he was vile, heinous, despicable... a smear on the drafting board."
"Him? Oh, he was vile, heinous, despicable... a smear on the drafting board.","Yeah, everybody thought so. But me and Teddy got a kick out of Toons. All Toons. We couldn't see the bad in 'em. And when this guy was accused of knockin' over the First National Bank of Toontown, we took his case. But when we looked into it, we found out he did do it after all. We went to his house to take him in. But he was wise. He got the drop on us... literally."
"Yeah, everybody thought so. But me and Teddy got a kick out of Toons. All Toons. We couldn't see the bad in 'em. And when this guy was accused of knockin' over the First National Bank of Toontown, we took his case. But when we looked into it, we found out he did do it after all. We went to his house to take him in. But he was wise. He got the drop on us... literally.",Safe?
Safe?,"Piano. Guy got away, disappeared into Toontown. Nobody ever saw him again."
What the are you doin' in there?,"I followed you to the Maroon Studios. When I heard those shots, I thought I'd help you and investigate the inside of this trunk."
Romeo! Romeo!,"Romeo! humours! madman! passion! lover! I conjure thee by Rosaline's bright eyes, By her high forehead and her scarlet lip, By her fine foot, straight leg and quivering thigh! O, Romeo that she were An open and thou a poperin pear! Romeo, good night: I'll to my truckle-bed; This field-bed is too cold for me to sleep."
Where the devil should this Romeo be? Came he not home to-night?,Not to his father's; I spoke with his man.
Not to his father's; I spoke with his man.,"Why that pale hard-hearted that Rosaline. Torments him so, that he will sure run mad."
"Why that pale hard-hearted that Rosaline. Torments him so, that he will sure run mad.","Tybalt, the kinsman of old Capulet, Hath sent a letter to his father's house."
"Tybalt, the kinsman of old Capulet, Hath sent a letter to his father's house.","A challenge, on my life."
"A challenge, on my life.",Romeo will answer it?
Romeo will answer it?,Any man that can write may answer a letter.
Any man that can write may answer a letter.,"Nay, he will answer the letter's master, how he dares, being dared."
"Nay, he will answer the letter's master, how he dares, being dared.",But alas poor Romeo! he is already dead; stabbed with a white wench's black eye; shot through the ear with a love-song; the very pin of his heart cleft with the blind bow-boy's butt-shaft: and is he a man to encounter Tybalt?
But alas poor Romeo! he is already dead; stabbed with a white wench's black eye; shot through the ear with a love-song; the very pin of his heart cleft with the blind bow-boy's butt-shaft: and is he a man to encounter Tybalt?,"Why, what is Tybalt?"
"Why, what is Tybalt?","More than prince of cats. He is the courageous captain of compliments. He fights as you sing song, keeps time, distance, and proportion; he rests his minim rest, one, two, and the third in your bosom: the very butcher of a silk button, a duellist, a duellist; a gentleman of the very first house, of the first and second cause: the immortal passado! punto reverso! the hai!"
"More than prince of cats. He is the courageous captain of compliments. He fights as you sing song, keeps time, distance, and proportion; he rests his minim rest, one, two, and the third in your bosom: the very butcher of a silk button, a duellist, a duellist; a gentleman of the very first house, of the first and second cause: the immortal passado! punto reverso! the hai!",The what?
"Banishment? Be merciful, say death; for exile hath more terror in his look much more than death. Do not say Banishment.","Affliction is enamoured of thy parts, and thou art wedded to calamity. Hence from Verona art thou banished. Be patient, for the world is broad and wide."
"Affliction is enamoured of thy parts, and thou art wedded to calamity. Hence from Verona art thou banished. Be patient, for the world is broad and wide.","There is no world without Verona walls, hence banished is banished from the world and worlds exile is death. Then banished is death mis-termed. Calling death banished, thou cu'st my head off with a golden axe and smiles upon the that murders me."
"There is no world without Verona walls, hence banished is banished from the world and worlds exile is death. Then banished is death mis-termed. Calling death banished, thou cu'st my head off with a golden axe and smiles upon the that murders me.","O deadly sin, O rude unthankfulness! This is dear mercy and thou sees it not. Hence!"
It's under your seat.,What?
What?,As my American friend Larry would say: are you deaf? It's under your seat.
It's good to see you've all got such faith in our little undertaking.,Who the are you?
Who the are you?,"The name is Deirdre, and I'm running this show."
I never did trust that blonde,That's why you were riding with him.
"Problem my I think you're lying to me, and if you are you're a dead man!",Would somebody tell me what well happened in there?
Would somebody tell me what well happened in there?,Nothing.
What in bloody is going on?,They're part of the team. One of them's the guy I told you about.
They're part of the team. One of them's the guy I told you about.,From Interpol?
From Interpol?,That's him.
"You better be careful, Seamus, before something happens a plastic surgeon can't fix.","Plastic surgeon? You think I'm going to fix this, Deirdre lass? It's the mark of the patriot, and I'll wear it like a badge. As for those who done it to me, I'll take my pound of flesh before this is all over."
"Plastic surgeon? You think I'm going to fix this, Deirdre lass? It's the mark of the patriot, and I'll wear it like a badge. As for those who done it to me, I'll take my pound of flesh before this is all over.","You're thinking with your gun, Seamus, and not your head..."
"You're thinking with your gun, Seamus, and not your head...","Shut up!!! Shut up and drive! I'm your superior officer and you will do as I well say, is that understood?!?"
I feel as if I've wandered onto the set of Enter The Dragon. Could you teach me to do that?,I didn't think to see you again tonight. You were pretty
I didn't think to see you again tonight. You were pretty,I still am.
I still am.,Is that right?
Is that right?,That's right.
"Look, Sam, don't take it the wrong way when I tell you we won't be doing this again.","You don't have to explain yourself to me, Deirdre."
"You don't have to explain yourself to me, Deirdre.","I know I don't have to, Sam, it's just that, for once, I want to. when I was a - Patriot, it was a given I'd sleep with any man it was deemed necessary for me to sleep with. You know: any man who needed setting up. Sometimes so we might blackmail him, sometimes so he could be killed. Sometimes so I could him myself. IRA isn't exactly an enlightened feminist organization, Sam. To most of the men I with I was always the girl. ""Send the girl to do it."" ""Tell The girl to take care of it."" ""Have the girl him."" But I look at you and I get this feeling you take me for what I am: no more, no less."
"I know I don't have to, Sam, it's just that, for once, I want to. when I was a - Patriot, it was a given I'd sleep with any man it was deemed necessary for me to sleep with. You know: any man who needed setting up. Sometimes so we might blackmail him, sometimes so he could be killed. Sometimes so I could him myself. IRA isn't exactly an enlightened feminist organization, Sam. To most of the men I with I was always the girl. ""Send the girl to do it."" ""Tell The girl to take care of it."" ""Have the girl him."" But I look at you and I get this feeling you take me for what I am: no more, no less.","You're a hired gun, Deirdre -- just like me."
"You're a hired gun, Deirdre -- just like me.",Exactly. And last night I wanted to be with someone who was just like me.
"I bought it for him -- all the stuff he was using, it was in his contract. Cost a nice penny, too, especially that phone: Gregor had expensive tastes.","Check this out. Gregor's a spook, or he was one until recently. When he was a spy he lived the life -- you know, a prince in some Eastern Bloc country where nobody had and Gregor had everything. Then the wall goes down. No more Cold War. And Gregor is out of a job. No apartment, no special stores with Western food and video tapes. I would bet dollars against that Gregor liked that phone and he doesn't want to give it up. And I wouldn't be surprised if he's arrogant enough to think..."
"Check this out. Gregor's a spook, or he was one until recently. When he was a spy he lived the life -- you know, a prince in some Eastern Bloc country where nobody had and Gregor had everything. Then the wall goes down. No more Cold War. And Gregor is out of a job. No apartment, no special stores with Western food and video tapes. I would bet dollars against that Gregor liked that phone and he doesn't want to give it up. And I wouldn't be surprised if he's arrogant enough to think...",That we're too to trace his calls.
It's quite satifactory.,"Good, because it cost enough. There's cheaper phones by far than that one, man: you better use it."
"Good, because it cost enough. There's cheaper phones by far than that one, man: you better use it.","I intend to. This phone is wired like no other: it's got an encryption chip and instant sat-a-link recognition, it can talk to any computer in any language and make it understand. With my custom hardware and this phone I can trace the target's cell phone signature and follow him anywhere he goes..."
"I intend to. This phone is wired like no other: it's got an encryption chip and instant sat-a-link recognition, it can talk to any computer in any language and make it understand. With my custom hardware and this phone I can trace the target's cell phone signature and follow him anywhere he goes...",You sure about this?
You sure about this?,I'd stake my reputation.
I'd stake my reputation.,"But would you stake your life, that's the question..."
"But would you stake your life, that's the question...","In this business, your life and your reputation are more often than not one and the same."
"Go ahead, shoot... Shoot and the I don't care. And yet you don't shoot. Interesting. Put down your weapon and walk away.","Don't do it, Sam!"
"Don't do it, Sam!",Shut up!
Shut up!,"He'll me anway, Sam, shoot though me and this"
"It's a cocktail. Mostly demerol, cut with a little crank because we might need you awake in the real near future.","Fine with me, we got work to do. I don't care what it takes, we are getting our property back and putting it into the hands of the people who are gonna pay us a great deal of money when we do. I don't know about the rest of you guys, but I'm not the kind of guy to just sit back and take it in the I don't mean that in, like, a literal way..."
"What are you gonna do, call him up and ask him to give us back our",Did he bring that with him?
You should watch what you eat.,Who the died and appointed you food czar?
Who the died and appointed you food czar?,"I'm just worried about your health, Larry. You could stand to shed a few pounds."
"I'm just worried about your health, Larry. You could stand to shed a few pounds.","And you could stand to get a little smarter, ain't that right you dumb blonde"
"And you could stand to get a little smarter, ain't that right you dumb blonde","Who you calling dumb, dickless?"
I ride with,Eat and die slowly...
Eat and die slowly...,After we stop the target car I get out and use the heavy artillery to the driver and his bodyguard.
After we stop the target car I get out and use the heavy artillery to the driver and his bodyguard.,I blast the lead car into oblivion...
Where is this broad?,You should learn a little patience.
You should learn a little patience.,Is that right?
Is that right?,It's consider a virtue in some corners of the world.
It's consider a virtue in some corners of the world.,Not in mine.
I needed to know.,You need to know a lot of Vincent.
That makes twice now you've saved my life.,"I didn't save your life back there. Risked it, maybe -- but I didn't save"
"I didn't save your life back there. Risked it, maybe -- but I didn't save","You see it your way, I'll see it mine. You need a doctor."
"You see it your way, I'll see it mine. You need a doctor.",You know one around here? Somebody you trust?
You know one around here? Somebody you trust?,No...I thought I'd take you to the hospital.
No...I thought I'd take you to the hospital.,No hospitals. I'll fix this myself if I have to.
No hospitals. I'll fix this myself if I have to.,"Fix it yourself? Why are we even doing this? There's no need to run, Christ... You're a cop."
"Fix it yourself? Why are we even doing this? There's no need to run, Christ... You're a cop.",Not exactly.
Not exactly.,You're with Interpol -- you're a cop.
You're with Interpol -- you're a cop.,"If I was a cop, a real cop, I'd have busted you a long time ago. This isn't about you, it's about the job I have to do."
"If I was a cop, a real cop, I'd have busted you a long time ago. This isn't about you, it's about the job I have to do.",And what job is that?
And what job is that?,"My job, Vincent, a job you don't need to know about. I can't go to the local cops -- they'd never be able to get close enough at this point. It's me or nobody, and I've been on this job too long not to finish."
What the happened?,I don't know...
I don't know...,"You don't know? you had her, there was no way out."
Time to quit.,Just like that?
Just like that?,Not just like that... Just before I turn around and it's six months from now and the first thing I do when I wake up in the morning is light a cigarette.
Not just like that... Just before I turn around and it's six months from now and the first thing I do when I wake up in the morning is light a cigarette.,What of it? Samurai pain in the
What of it? Samurai pain in the,Would you stop with that...
Would you stop with that...,"Why? You've got more force of will than anyone I've ever seen. You handle a gun like it's a part of you, you perform surgery on yourself without anesthesia... And most amazing of all, you quit smoking, just like that."
"Why? You've got more force of will than anyone I've ever seen. You handle a gun like it's a part of you, you perform surgery on yourself without anesthesia... And most amazing of all, you quit smoking, just like that.","The mark of a true Samurai. What I do for the Company, Vincent, is no different than what you do. We're both hired guns, and this is a job -- like any other job."
"The mark of a true Samurai. What I do for the Company, Vincent, is no different than what you do. We're both hired guns, and this is a job -- like any other job.","Why then, Sam, don't you act like this is a job like any other? Surely, if you are a hired gun, you realize that some times you just have to walk away without getting what you came for."
"Why then, Sam, don't you act like this is a job like any other? Surely, if you are a hired gun, you realize that some times you just have to walk away without getting what you came for.",Because I don't walk away.
Because I don't walk away.,Why not?
Why not?,"It's the one thing I've got left to hold onto. Jean-Pierre is one of your closest friends, is he not?"
"It's the one thing I've got left to hold onto. Jean-Pierre is one of your closest friends, is he not?",Closest and oldest.
Closest and oldest.,"And yet you would have killed him to save my life. You have a sense of honor, Vincent, that I can't even remember anymore. I don't know that I ever even had it to begin with. All I know to do, Vincent, is to finish my job."
"And yet you would have killed him to save my life. You have a sense of honor, Vincent, that I can't even remember anymore. I don't know that I ever even had it to begin with. All I know to do, Vincent, is to finish my job.","And when you finish? What then? This package, whatever it is, do you give it to the CIA? Do you really think they deserve it?"
"And when you finish? What then? This package, whatever it is, do you give it to the CIA? Do you really think they deserve it?",That's a good question.
That's a good question.,Do you have a good answer?
Do you have a good answer?,"No, I don't."
You,What?
What?,You speak French.
You speak French.,What of it?
What of it?,Nothing...
You slept with her!,You should have him when you had the chance. But no...
You should have him when you had the chance. But no...,You put everything on the line because you...
You put everything on the line because you...,You slept with the
What the happened here?,"Looks like some kind of drug deal or something, they're not from around here -- one of them's still alive."
What the,They're out of towners... Arizona plates...
No. We can't.,Look around you partner! You said yourself you never saw anything like it.
Look around you partner! You said yourself you never saw anything like it.,"We don't know whose money it is! They might have robbed a bank, who knows?"
"We don't know whose money it is! They might have robbed a bank, who knows?","Robbed a bank, c'mon! Don't you think we would have heard if one, two -- I don't know how many were at large! Don't you think there would be a bulletin? This is a big drug deal!"
"Robbed a bank, c'mon! Don't you think we would have heard if one, two -- I don't know how many were at large! Don't you think there would be a bulletin? This is a big drug deal!",We don't know that.
We don't know that.,Come on Booth! Look at these scumbags around us. Who's going to know what happened! Let's take it and get out of here!
Come on Booth! Look at these scumbags around us. Who's going to know what happened! Let's take it and get out of here!,Well someone's gonna find them.
Well someone's gonna find them.,it won't be us!
I do. It's little like that sends people to jail! We have to cover all the bases if we're going to pull this!,All right we will.
"We're going to be patient. If we start flashing money around, buying fancy cars and fancy clothes, people are going to ask questions.","Well, we won't do any of that"
"How long you been lying there playing possum with us, huh? Answer me!",He'll tell them everything to save his That's how they all work it!
I could that no good son of a,All right enough! I'm tired of thinking about all this!
All right enough! I'm tired of thinking about all this!,Well I'm not! Thinks he's got us by the balls.
Well I'm not! Thinks he's got us by the balls.,Well doesn't he? Besides if the DEA heard that tape we'd be behind bars right now. Just call it the cost of doing business. This whole thing is up. I'm thinking. Maybe we should tell 'em the truth...
"Even if we have the tape, that wouldn't shut him up!",You killed him...
You killed him...,It's gonna be o.k.
It's gonna be o.k.,Like it is. This is Jesse! Jesse!
Maybe we should say somethin'.,Come on. Booth grabs the bag --
Come on. Booth grabs the bag --,Do you have everything?
Do you have everything?,I sure as hope so. Let's go.
"Listen Earl. I covered for you. For both of you. I put my on the line to save yours, so don't pull a hostile tone with me!","What's your offer, Jesse?"
"What's your offer, Jesse?","My offer? Well I'd say it's a fair one, like I said we're friends. All I want is my share, which I guess is..."
Ah he'd do the same for me.,Has he?
Has he?,"No. But he would, probably."
Like it's over. You told me he wasn't doing this anymore.,"He's not, he's..."
"He's not, he's...",That son of a
That son of a,Booth. Don't. It's nothing. It's not worth it. Remember what happened the last time?
"Business is business. Now where the is it? I wanna get out of here. That's the plan, we're just flunkies, you know what I'm saying?",You didn't answer my question. Are you saying my word is of no value to you?
You didn't answer my question. Are you saying my word is of no value to you?,"You said that, I didn't."
We don't know. Whoever got this payload together has one of a laundering system.,Have you known this all along?
Have you known this all along?,Well you can understand why we didn't say anything. If word got out that we had a track on the money it would only work against us.
Well you can understand why we didn't say anything. If word got out that we had a track on the money it would only work against us.,"Well yes I understand that, we don't want them high-tailing it out of here."
"Something wrong, Jesse?",No. Something wrong with you Dwayne?
No. Something wrong with you Dwayne?,You walked in here looking like you just ate a sandwich.
You walked in here looking like you just ate a sandwich.,"Well, I just got a lot of things on my mind is all."
Whatever...,"Look I worked all day, I'm tired as and I want to sit and eat in peace! Is that asking too much?"
"What the are you doing, you crazy some --",We're gonna talk.
People have been asking me about that story in the paper. I told them you were the first person on the scene. They were asking me for all the details.,"It was pretty gory ma, let me tell you. But you have to turn all that off, and do your job, just like pop used to say."
"It was pretty gory ma, let me tell you. But you have to turn all that off, and do your job, just like pop used to say.",Did they ever find out who they were?
Did they ever find out who they were?,"Nope. If you're a criminal you don't carry ID, and if you do you're a fool."
"Nope. If you're a criminal you don't carry ID, and if you do you're a fool.",I tell you this world just keeps getting more and more violent.
I tell you this world just keeps getting more and more violent.,At least around here it does.
At least around here it does.,Are you hungry?
Are you hungry?,Yeah sure I'll grab something before I go... Hey -- I've got a surprise.
Yeah sure I'll grab something before I go... Hey -- I've got a surprise.,You do?
"There was this raffle going on at the station, some charity or church was running it, I forget, so I figure what the put in my five bucks...",And what happened?
And what happened?,"Well basically I forgot about it, you know, you never win these things, but this time, well..."
"He didn't make it into work, and he's not home.","I knew it, I knew it all along -"
"I knew it, I knew it all along -",You think he skipped town?
You think he skipped town?,We're going to find out.
What the is that?,Those are five hundred dollar chips.
Those are five hundred dollar chips.,Did you give me five-hundred dollar chips because I'm black?
Did you give me five-hundred dollar chips because I'm black?,"No, I just assumed..."
"No, I just assumed...","You assumed a brother coming in here can only afford five-hundred dollars a roll, is that right? Are you a racist?"
"You assumed a brother coming in here can only afford five-hundred dollars a roll, is that right? Are you a racist?","No, sir."
"No, sir.","Everyone else at the table has thousand dollar chips, but the black man gets the nickel, is that it? Did my people survive two-hundred years of slavery so you could send us back to the cotton fields with five-hundred dollar chips? Do I look like Chicken George to you?"
"Hear you got your kicked in Hong Kong, James.",What?? Where'd you hear that?
What?? Where'd you hear that?,I got my sources.
I got my sources.,"And I got mine, meaning you. Nice how that works out. I'm serious this time, I'm closing this place down."
"And I got mine, meaning you. Nice how that works out. I'm serious this time, I'm closing this place down.","James, you see my kids back there? You know how much I'm paying for private school? How can you come in here with this attitude, you being little Chang's godfather?"
"James, you see my kids back there? You know how much I'm paying for private school? How can you come in here with this attitude, you being little Chang's godfather?",Little Chang is gonna have to go visit his daddy in jail if you don't cooperate.
Little Chang is gonna have to go visit his daddy in jail if you don't cooperate.,"Jail!? James, you better back off. Badge or no badge, I'll kick your"
"Jail!? James, you better back off. Badge or no badge, I'll kick your",I'd like to see you try.
What?,"One of my regulars lost fifty thousand dollars at the table here last week. I was about to send my boys down to tune his up, when the guy comes in and pays off the whole thing. Including the vig -- brand new sequential hundred dollar bills. I knew something was wrong. Cause this guy's got a regular job, no way he comes up with fifty grand in cash. But I tested the bills, infrared. The whole thing. And they checked out. 100%."
They use an optical transfer ink from India that burns red -- the real ink burns black.,What the are they going to do with a hundred million dollars in funny money?
What the are they going to do with a hundred million dollars in funny money?,"The real question is, where are the plates? If we can find the plates, we can stop the whole operation."
I warned you about playing that when I'm in the car.,That was my CD. Don't you ever touch a Chinese man's CD.
That was my CD. Don't you ever touch a Chinese man's CD.,Did you see the way those girls drove off? I did you a favor.
Did you see the way those girls drove off? I did you a favor.,Those girls drove off because of you.
Those girls drove off because of you.,All I did was invite them for a drink.
All I did was invite them for a drink.,You invited them to get and sacrifice a small goat.
You invited them to get and sacrifice a small goat.,"I said that? Which word was ""goat?"""
"You owe me a copy of the Beach Boys Greatest Hits, Volume Two.","Don't be giving me attitude, Lee. I've been here three days and we haven't done We haven't been to a club, haven't even talked to a girl. I'm on vacation, and I want some mu-shu."
"Don't be giving me attitude, Lee. I've been here three days and we haven't done We haven't been to a club, haven't even talked to a girl. I'm on vacation, and I want some mu-shu.",Mu-shu? You're hungry?
Mu-shu? You're hungry?,Not Mu-shu. Mu-shu. I want to see some women. Now stop playing dumb and show me the shu!
Of course not. My Superindendent invited us to a club tonight. Big party.,"Don't be messing with me, Lee. I will kick your I'll hit you so hard you'll end up in the Ming Dynasty."
"Don't be messing with me, Lee. I will kick your I'll hit you so hard you'll end up in the Ming Dynasty.","Carter, would I lie to you?"
You lied to me.,I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.,You're sorry. I got somebody's old chopsticks stuck in my so don't tell me you're sorry. Just take me home.
You're sorry. I got somebody's old chopsticks stuck in my so don't tell me you're sorry. Just take me home.,No time. There was an explosion at the American Embassy today -- two American translators were killed.
"I'm telling you right now, I'm tired of this There's two billion Chinese - let one of them be your partner.",This won't take long.
you got a small,Don't look at my
"What, leave you alone so he can cap you?","I'm okay, you go."
"I'm okay, you go.",Why the should you believe him? He had us beat up. That's nasty
Why the should you believe him? He had us beat up. That's nasty,Remember I told you my father was a policeman? Ricky Tan was his partner for ten years.
Remember I told you my father was a policeman? Ricky Tan was his partner for ten years.,What the is going on here?
"What are you gonna do about it, grasshopper?",I'll slap you into Bangkok.
I'll slap you into Bangkok.,"Give me your best shot, you flat assed mama's boy."
"Give me your best shot, you flat assed mama's boy.",Don't be talking about my mama. Or my
Don't be talking about my mama. Or my,I heard your mama pulls a rickshaw.
I heard your mama pulls a rickshaw.,No. She's a school teacher.
No. She's a school teacher.,"You're not very good at this, are you?"
"You're not very good at this, are you?",Good at what?
Good at what?,Forget it.
"Five years ago, my father was Chief Inspector working a big international smuggling case.",Ask me if I give a
"He found out his partner, Tan, had been working for the Triads all along. Before my father could prove it, he was killed in the line of duty.",How the did Tan get away with it?
How the did Tan get away with it?,"All the evidence against him disappeared, the smuggling case was unsolved. Tan resigned and went over to the Triads openly."
"All the evidence against him disappeared, the smuggling case was unsolved. Tan resigned and went over to the Triads openly.","This is about your Daddy's death? Lee, you know my father died on the job. You could have told me... This is about more than all that, isn't it? This is about your Daddy's last case, right?"
It sounds impossible --,You said --
You said --,"-- but if somebody gave me the chance to square up my father's death, I'd go to to do it."
Is it hot in here?,Hot? I'm freezing my off.
Hot? I'm freezing my off.,I'm gonna go in the hall and get a bucket of ice. You want some ice?
I'm gonna go in the hall and get a bucket of ice. You want some ice?,What's going on?
Wait a sec - what the is that between her legs?,What?
What?,"She's reaching into her -- something is strapped to her leg. Oh, don't let it be a"
"She's reaching into her -- something is strapped to her leg. Oh, don't let it be a",What is it?
What is it?,"No, I don't believe this -- it's a microphone. Lee, she's wired..."
Are you okay?,What's the first thing I told you -- never trust nobody. How could you fall for that I knew she was dirty.
What's the first thing I told you -- never trust nobody. How could you fall for that I knew she was dirty.,She saved our lives.
She saved our lives.,"For how long? Face it, Lee, she's playing both sides."
I'm not used to having a partner.,"We are not partners. Between your daddy, my daddy, and the beating I just took, as far as I can tell all partners get you is dead."
"We are not partners. Between your daddy, my daddy, and the beating I just took, as far as I can tell all partners get you is dead.",Well we're not friends.
Well we're not friends.,You got that right. And we ain't brothers. Maybe we should just end this right here.
You got that right. And we ain't brothers. Maybe we should just end this right here.,Fine with me.
Fine with me.,"I won't talk to you, you don't talk to me. We'll die in peace."
"I won't talk to you, you don't talk to me. We'll die in peace.",See you in the next world.
See you in the next world.,I don't believe in reincarnation. So I won't see you in the next world.
I don't believe in reincarnation. So I won't see you in the next world.,Fine.
Fine.,I believe in heaven. You people believe in heaven?
I believe in heaven. You people believe in heaven?,Yes. We have heaven.
Yes. We have heaven.,"Is it the same heaven, or is it a Chinese heaven?"
"Is it the same heaven, or is it a Chinese heaven?",What's a Chinese heaven?
What's a Chinese heaven?,I thought it might be like those five foot and under basketball leagues. They don't let everybody in.
I thought it might be like those five foot and under basketball leagues. They don't let everybody in.,I think we should stop talking.
I think we should stop talking.,Fine by me.
Fine by me.,You thinking about that girl that dumped you?
You thinking about that girl that dumped you?,No.
No.,"If she was the right girl, you'd be thinking about her."
"If she was the right girl, you'd be thinking about her.",Mind your own business.
Mind your own business.,How was the
How was the,There was no She was very traditional. We were waiting until we were married.
There was no She was very traditional. We were waiting until we were married.,You're kidding. No Nothing? No mu-shu?
You're kidding. No Nothing? No mu-shu?,No mu-shu.
No mu-shu.,What about a little king pao chicken?
What about a little king pao chicken?,No kung pao chicken. Never.
No kung pao chicken. Never.,Steamed dumplings?
Steamed dumplings?,"Once in a while, steamed dumplings. But only when she was"
"Once in a while, steamed dumplings. But only when she was","That's rough, man. If I don't get steamed dumplings once a week, I go crazy."
"That's rough, man. If I don't get steamed dumplings once a week, I go crazy.","Tell me the truth, Carter. Do you think I have a good voice?"
"Tell me the truth, Carter. Do you think I have a good voice?",Are you serious?
Are you serious?,Forget it. It doesn't matter.
As long as you're asking...I think you have a pretty good voice.,I knew it. What does she know. You want me to sing something?
I knew it. What does she know. You want me to sing something?,That depends. How do the Fu-Cang-Long usually their victims?
That depends. How do the Fu-Cang-Long usually their victims?,"They'll probably torture us first, shock our privates, then put two bullets in our eyes and one in the back of the head."
"They'll probably torture us first, shock our privates, then put two bullets in our eyes and one in the back of the head.",Go ahead. Sing your off.
We're slowing down. This must be it.,End of the line.
End of the line.,"You've been a good friend, James Carter."
"You've been a good friend, James Carter.","Oh no you don't. Don't you be getting corny on me, Lee. I'll kick your from here to Compton."
"Oh no you don't. Don't you be getting corny on me, Lee. I'll kick your from here to Compton.",You could never kick my You mama's boy.
You could never kick my You mama's boy.,Don't you talk about my mama. That's more like it.
That looks exactly like my Uncle Darrell.,Buddha is the symbol of luck and good fortune.
Buddha is the symbol of luck and good fortune.,Buddha is the symbol for and lazy. The man has the biggest in Asia.
"Lee, what the are you doing?",Dancing?
Dancing?,"Dancing? I'm out here trying to strong arm Steven Reign, putting my life on the line, and you're up here dancing with some Did she have a friend?"
"Dancing? I'm out here trying to strong arm Steven Reign, putting my life on the line, and you're up here dancing with some Did she have a friend?",It was Isabella. She says the plates are in the soft count room.
Good job.,"Hey, sir, it was a pleasure to preserve Johnson's Well...you know what I mean."
"Hey, sir, it was a pleasure to preserve Johnson's Well...you know what I mean.",I got a call from the F.B.I. The daughter of the Chinese Ambassador has been kidnapped and they asked for help. You're it.
"And that, of course, would be me.",Don't push it. You better watch your with these Fed types. If there's a they won't think twice about burnin' it.
He stole my wheel!,This is pathetic.
This is pathetic.,I'm gonna arrest the sonuvabitch! Your is goin' to jail!
He'll be OK. Russ is a tough son of a,Tell me about it.
Tell me about it.,He was just doing his job.
He was just doing his job.,So was I.
You have one of these?,No.
No.,"Yeah, well you're in American now. Everybody's got guns. That tricky with your hands is gonna get your shot to"
You speak English!,A little.
A little.,a little. You lied to me.
a little. You lied to me.,I didn't say I didn't. You assumed I didn't.
I didn't say I didn't. You assumed I didn't.,It's the same thing!
It's the same thing!,I am not responsible for your assumptions.
I am not responsible for your assumptions.,You're full of Do you understand what I'm saying to you? Full of
You're full of Do you understand what I'm saying to you? Full of,Not being able to speak is not the same as not speaking. You seemed as if you liked to talk. I like to let people talk who like to talk. It makes it easier to find out how full of they are.
Not being able to speak is not the same as not speaking. You seemed as if you liked to talk. I like to let people talk who like to talk. It makes it easier to find out how full of they are.,"Okay, fine, you're full a I'm full a"
"Okay, fine, you're full a I'm full a",We are both full of
We are both full of,"Yeah, that's right. Now that we understand each other... show me how you did that."
I am afraid I don't understand the importance of this information.,"Look, you want to work in this country, you gotta know this Okay? We're gonna be in some deep here. Working the danger zone. And you need insurance. Cause, you know, you might be starting some riots and"
#NAME?,What?
What?,That look on your face.
That look on your face.,I was being polite.
I was being polite.,"Well don't do that. Polite don't work here. You do that polite here in America, they'll sue your for harassment."
I thought you were taking me to the consulate.,"Oh yeah, but this is on the way. And you gotta see John Wayne's footprints. Everybody does. It's almost like a law. You can't believe how small his feet were for a dude that big. Tiny feet!"
You make the plate?,What plate?
What plate?,The license! You get it?!
The license! You get it?!,No.
No.,What the kinda cop are you?!
What the kinda cop are you?!,Did you make the plate?!
Did you make the plate?!,It was my that almost got trashed!
It was my that almost got trashed!,"He was trying to me, not you."
"He was trying to me, not you.","Yeah, sure, you got lots a enemies in L.A. after what? Six hours?"
"Yeah, sure, you got lots a enemies in L.A. after what? Six hours?",It was a man I was after in Hong Kong.
It was a man I was after in Hong Kong.,You were trying' to lose my again.
"I worked with Ambassador Han and his family for ten years. He wanted me to come with them to America. If I had, this might not have happened.",Don't go there...
Don't go there...,I could not come. I had other responsibilities.
I could not come. I had other responsibilities.,"Hey, stop. We're just gonna wind up in some bar, drinking' to forget all the things we shoulda done and then you'll start singin' Beach Boy songs again. Then I'll really get depressed."
"Hey, stop. We're just gonna wind up in some bar, drinking' to forget all the things we shoulda done and then you'll start singin' Beach Boy songs again. Then I'll really get depressed.",I also did not come because I think I would not fit in America.
I also did not come because I think I would not fit in America.,"Hey, everybody fits in here. Look at L.A., man. Nobody's from here. My momma's from Detroit, my dad's from Atlanta, they met in Texas, got married in Vegas and I was born in Alabama. So where the am I from? Kenya?"
"When we go inside, you let me handle everything, you hear? This is my man, you dig? My informant. You know what an informant is?",Stooly.
Stooly.,What?
What?,Stool pigeon.
Stool pigeon.,"Yeah, somethin' like that. OK, now this is a nasty place. When you go into a place like this, the most important thing is control. You got to maintain control. You following me? You lose it, you get hurt. Now, you're my responsibility and I don't want you hurt. You understand? OK, let's go."
"Not yee-aw, Ya'll. And it's gotta be angry. Like you're off.",Good ya'll!
Good ya'll!,"No! You hate me. Look, I'm gonna do it one time. That's it."
"No, please, I don't --",It ain't your it's my you're backin' up. Take the gun.
What a surprise!,FBI calls up my says they need help in Tokyo. Like I'm supposed to drop everything.
FBI calls up my says they need help in Tokyo. Like I'm supposed to drop everything.,"It's Hong Kong, not Tokyo. My country asked for the best. I told them that was you. Now I will show you around my Œhood."
"It's Hong Kong, not Tokyo. My country asked for the best. I told them that was you. Now I will show you around my Œhood.","No shark fin, no camel What you listenin' to?"
"No shark fin, no camel What you listenin' to?","Oh, I think you like this very much."
You're killin' me here.,"Carter, just because you saved my butt, doesn't mean it's yours."
"Carter, just because you saved my butt, doesn't mean it's yours.","Oh, baby, you cruel..."
You OK?,"We saved the girl and got the bad guys, didn't we?"
"We saved the girl and got the bad guys, didn't we?",Yeah. So why you look do down?
Yeah. So why you look do down?,Look at me! My dress is ruined. I look like
Look at me! My dress is ruined. I look like,Not to me. Never to me.
What kind of assignment is that?,Bottom line: I don't want some Chung King Cop getting his head blown off and turning this operation into a international incident.
Bottom line: I don't want some Chung King Cop getting his head blown off and turning this operation into a international incident.,Why don't you assign one of your own men to this?
Why don't you assign one of your own men to this?,"Because with your special talents, I'm sure you'll do a better job."
"Because with your special talents, I'm sure you'll do a better job.",What the am I supposed to do with him? Take him to the zoo?
What the am I supposed to do with him? Take him to the zoo?,"Just make him think you're following leads. Interview some suspects, look at fingerprints, do detective I don't care. I just don't want to see him- or you, for that matter- until this is resolved. Now, we want to make a good impression, don't we? His plane lands in an hour. Don't be late."
Hmmmm?,Don't play games with me.
Don't play games with me.,Eleven thirty tomorrow the Ambassador will receive a phone call telling him where the drop is. He said the bomb was a demonstration of their sincerity.
"This is not a good way to start a relationship, stickin' a gun to a man's head, feelin' around his personal equipment. Make him think you don't trust him.",I don't trust anybody. Especially first time deals.
I don't trust anybody. Especially first time deals.,I oughta pat your down. Make sure you're not a cop.
I oughta pat your down. Make sure you're not a cop.,Nobody touches me.
Nobody touches me.,"I ain't interested in puttin' my hands on you. That does nothin' for me. No. I don't need to be pattin' no All I'm sayin' is, how do I know you're not a cop?"
"You know something? Every time I see this stuff, it reminds me of...uh...a double latte grande... With two shots of milk.",What are you talking about?
You got a boy friend in here yet? ŒCause you're gonna need somebody to kiss your goodbye.,What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?,"You're movin' to death row. See, your fingerprints are now on the weapon of Four FBI Agents. And when I turn this into the lab, they're gonna find Lafontaine all over it. And we already know... ...this is your MO."
"You're movin' to death row. See, your fingerprints are now on the weapon of Four FBI Agents. And when I turn this into the lab, they're gonna find Lafontaine all over it. And we already know... ...this is your MO.",How did I do this?! Maybe you didn't notice but I'm in jail!
How did I do this?! Maybe you didn't notice but I'm in jail!,"All I gotta do is implicate. The Feds can do a lot with a good implication. Even if you don't get Sparky, I'll bet you get ten to twenty more. Plenty of time to find a nice fella."
What?,It's been our experience that anyone with some sort of gewgaw on his loafers ends up being another big city reporter wanting to interview Maggie.
It's been our experience that anyone with some sort of gewgaw on his loafers ends up being another big city reporter wanting to interview Maggie.,About her upcoming wedding and all.
About her upcoming wedding and all.,"No, about her getting that from New York fired."
They made me put my hat back on.,"Oh, yeah. Scared the out of Skipper."
Did something happen to make you care about reality?,"Yes. Conviction. Conviction that I'm onto the truth. You're going to do the same thing to ""poor number four"" that you did to the last three. You're going to run again. And I'm not leaving until you do."
"Yes. Conviction. Conviction that I'm onto the truth. You're going to do the same thing to ""poor number four"" that you did to the last three. You're going to run again. And I'm not leaving until you do.",You're going to be very disappointed.
You're going to be very disappointed.,We'll see.
We'll see.,"I'd love to stay and chat, but I've got to get back to work. I still have my job."
"Okay, he's on base. Can we talk about my life now? -- Ike's going to turn that tattoo stuff into a big deal -- that I was never serious about Gill, blah blah. He's totally out to get me.",For what reason? Some personal satisfaction?
For what reason? Some personal satisfaction?,"That's what he says, but if he thinks that I don't realize he's writing another article, then he's an idiot."
"That's what he says, but if he thinks that I don't realize he's writing another article, then he's an idiot.",It's probably because you got him fired.
It's probably because you got him fired.,Ya think?
Ya think?,Not that he doesn't deserve to get fired... Look! Cory's going for second!... Sneaky!
"You want to hear about destiny? If my husband hadn't gone on a diet, which caused me to leave him, I would never have been on that flight to Miami, and met Rick, and ended up having in the bathroom of a 727 with that you slide that says ""vacant-occupied, vacant- occupied, vacant-occupied"" --",You never told me you left your husband because he went on a diet.
You never told me you left your husband because he went on a diet.,He lost all the weight... there.
He lost all the weight... there.,That's impossible. A guy can't --
That's impossible. A guy can't --,Can too.
Can too.,No.
No.,Yes.
Yes.,And then you left him? He lost weight there and you left him?
And then you left him? He lost weight there and you left him?,Plus he fell in love with a temp.
Plus he fell in love with a temp.,"Listen to this, I love this part --"
It's a sign --,"It's a sign I've watched this movie too many times. I'm so From the minute I listen to that program on the radio, I've been a complete"
"Sandy has a girlfriend, Clenda ... She's a weightlifter, but it's not like her neck is bigger than her head or anything --","I'm not asking you to set me up, Jay. That's not what I need your help for. I want to know what it's like over there."
"I'm not asking you to set me up, Jay. That's not what I need your help for. I want to know what it's like over there.","And that's what I'm trying to tell you. What women are looking over, okay? Pecs and a cute butt."
"And that's what I'm trying to tell you. What women are looking over, okay? Pecs and a cute butt.","You mean, like, ""He has the cutest butt""? Where did I hear that recently?"
"You mean, like, ""He has the cutest butt""? Where did I hear that recently?","Everywhere. You can't even turn on the news without hearing about how some babe thought some guy's butt was cute. Who the first babe to say this was I don't know, but it caught on."
"If you get a new wife, I guess you'll have with her, huh?",What do you think?
What do you think?,Will she scratch up your back?
Will she scratch up your back?,What?
In the movies women are always scratching up guy's back and screaming and stuff. When they're having,Whose show was this on?
Whose show was this on?,Jed's got cables.
Jed's got cables.,Go to sleep.
"It's like Charley Vidal says -- there's two kinds of slavery, wage slavery and domestic slavery. The Woman Question, he calls it.",The woman question?
The woman question?,"Question, question -- the problem, what to do about 'em."
"Question, question -- the problem, what to do about 'em.",So? What does he want to do about 'em?
So? What does he want to do about 'em?,"He says give 'em equality. Equality in jobs, equality in the home. Also equality."
"He says give 'em equality. Equality in jobs, equality in the home. Also equality.",What do you mean -- equality?
What do you mean -- equality?,You know ... What's good for the goose is good for the gander.
What you want to do is go back the way you came and make a left at the bottom. It'll take you right to the highway.,That's it?
That's it?,Are you Australian?
Are you Australian?,No.
No.,Good. I hate Australians.
"Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy. Rhymes with Simmy.",Yeah.
Yeah.,What can I do for you?
What can I do for you?,"Um, coupla' eight balls oughta do us."
I guess I don't have a of a lot of choice.,"Get used to it. You're in a very tenuous position on the food chain, hoss."
Yeah.,Everything go?
Everything go?,Yeah.
Yeah.,Just make sure you come alone. This guy won't like any surprises
Just make sure you come alone. This guy won't like any surprises,"I ain't a idiot,"
"I ain't a idiot,",I'll see you tonight.
"You've got a comeback for everything, don't you, Danny? You use 'em like some sort of shield.",Who the are you? Dr. Joyce Brothers?
Who the are you? Dr. Joyce Brothers?,There you go again. You're nothing but false notes.
There you go again. You're nothing but false notes.,"You don't like the tune, find another station."
"You don't like the tune, find another station.","What are you hiding, Danny?"
"What are you hiding, Danny?",Therapy session is over.
From day one. I was a breach birth. They tried for hours to turn my little butt around. But I wouldn't let 'em.,first into the world.
first into the world.,I been that way ever since.
No. I want to know what the is going on.,I can't tell you.
How you holding up?,I'm fine. Little nervous...little disappointed that I didn't finish this myself.
I'm fine. Little nervous...little disappointed that I didn't finish this myself.,"Hey, you did the right thing. You wouldn't have stood a chance against these boys by yourself. They have eaten your alive."
Oh,What?
What?,"Can you do me a favor? This girl I know, her boyfriend's a real piece of really jamming her up. I promised her I'd try to help."
"I'm genuinely happy that you found some peace, Nancy. But you can't forgive for Liz. No one can. And you can't forgive for me.",Your hatred makes them stronger and you weaker.
Your hatred makes them stronger and you weaker.,I don't buy that. There's a place for hatred. Did you know that Liz and I got into an argument the night she was killed? I acted like an and I never had a chance to apologize to her. Do you know what that feels like?
I don't buy that. There's a place for hatred. Did you know that Liz and I got into an argument the night she was killed? I acted like an and I never had a chance to apologize to her. Do you know what that feels like?,It's not too late to show her you're sorry.
It's not too late to show her you're sorry.,How?
How the did we get this detail?,Guess it's our turn.
I'm hurting.,You on a roll?
You on a roll?,"Was. I'm on the ghost train right now, man. You got anything for me?"
"Was. I'm on the ghost train right now, man. You got anything for me?",Sorry.
Sorry.,Why does it have to feel so bad?
Why does it have to feel so bad?,You're brain is in reverse mode ... cutting off your supply of dopamine. Here. Have a beer.
What?,"You. You're smooth. You use words like dire and You got language skills, man."
"You. You're smooth. You use words like dire and You got language skills, man.",Don't get carried away.
Don't get carried away.,I find myself in dire need of some cash.
"You know, Jimmy, you might as well put a sign on the back of this thing asking the cops to pull you over.","You mean, like to throw 'em off?"
"You mean, like to throw 'em off?","Yeah, that's what I mean. Where the does this guy live anyway?"
"Yeah, that's what I mean. Where the does this guy live anyway?",Palmdale
Palmdale,Why do they call him Pooh-Bear?
Why do they call him Pooh-Bear?,I think on account of his nose.
I think on account of his nose.,You're going to have to explain that one.
You're going to have to explain that one.,He doesn't have one.
He doesn't have one.,"You're going to have to give me a little more than that, Jimmy."
Okay,Wait till I tell you what it is.
Wait till I tell you what it is.,It don't matter. I'll do it. And you sure as don't have to pay me.
I'm gonna get this developed and send it to the Warren Commission.,"Um, I think the Warren Commission has been closed for a while."
"Um, I think the Warren Commission has been closed for a while.",No it. I'll send it to Oliver Stone then. He'll get them to reopen the
Now get talkin',I didn't do anything! I swear to
I ought to just call this whole thing off right now.,"Don't do that. Please. Or I'll you. Please, Danny."
"Don't do that. Please. Or I'll you. Please, Danny.",What the was that? Who told you I was five-0?
What the was that? Who told you I was five-0?,No one. It was just a test. I need to be sure of who I'm dealing with from time-to-time.
Did it ever occur to you that someone might cop to something they didn't do rather than have their balls chewed off by a rabid weasel?,I'll keep that in mind.
Cool it. We got business.,"Yeah,"
"Feeling the paranoia tonight, are we?","Well, you know what they say, just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean everyone's not out to slice your balls off and shove 'em down your throat."
"Yeah. Pretty sure. Oh yeah ... he had a spear gun, too.","Flynne, you are one observant tweaker."
"Flynne, you are one observant tweaker.",Somebody has to help you lazy bastards.
You think I'm a Judas?,Hard to compare the people you're taking down with the Lord.
Hard to compare the people you're taking down with the Lord.,Garcetti thinks I'm a pile of
Garcetti thinks I'm a pile of,Garcetti thinks everything is He doesn't even like dolphins.
You don't find that repugnant?,"Just the way the world works. Look, as far as tweakers go, you aren't a bad guy. You never hurt anyone but yourself as far as I know."
"Just the way the world works. Look, as far as tweakers go, you aren't a bad guy. You never hurt anyone but yourself as far as I know.",Tell that to Bobby ... and his wife and kid.
Tell that to Bobby ... and his wife and kid.,"Bobby laid his own tracks. He could have gone quietly but he played the con till the end. And as far as I'm concerned, he wife and kid are a of a lot better off without him. Now take the money."
You think this is funny,"I can't help it, Tanner, you hit like a girl."
You better not be blowing smoke up My Flynne.,After that you gave me?
He's a liar.,"News-flash, Tanner. I'm a rat."
"News-flash, Tanner. I'm a rat.","You think you're so damned smart, don't you?"
Please ... don't do this ...,Answer the question!
"you, Garcetti. I been at this for almost a year. I've done everything you guys have asked of me.",Anyone ever ask you to be such a disrespectful all the time?
Jimmy?,Who the is Jimmy?
Who the is Jimmy?,He's the only one I told.
He's the only one I told.,"And he probably only told two people and they probably only told four people and on and one. You know better than to tell a secret to a tweaker, Flynne. Might just as well broadcast it on the evening news."
What's that smell?,That would be me.
That would be me.,"What'd you do, your pants?"
"What'd you do, your pants?",yes! What the do you expect zapping Mr. Johnson with that crackler?
"You know, I'm starting to think I'd rather take my chances with Domingo than go through any more of this",Didn't you hear? Domingo's dead.
Why didn't you just ask for directions back there?,"Come on, where's your pioneer spirit?"
"Come on, where's your pioneer spirit?",You mean like the Donner Party?
You mean like the Donner Party?,"Hey, do you think you could eat me if you had to? And if so, which part do you think you would find the most delicious?"
"Hey, do you think you could eat me if you had to? And if so, which part do you think you would find the most delicious?","Tom, quit around."
"Tom, quit around.","Okay, okay. There's a house up there. I'll go ask for directions."
What is that? and coke?,Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.,I just want to be straight on the details. Can I taste it?
I just want to be straight on the details. Can I taste it?,"No, you can't taste it. It's the lab! Now shut up."
"They didn't want to give up those one-fifty-fives, sir.","It was a hard assignment, that's why you got it."
"It was a hard assignment, that's why you got it.","Yes, sir."
"Yes, sir.",Where are your men now?
Where are your men now?,"Pinned down, a mile east of here, waiting for some help from the navy guns."
"Pinned down, a mile east of here, waiting for some help from the navy guns.","I'm sending Simpson to take over for you, the division is going to Caen, you're not coming with us, I have something else for you."
"I'm sending Simpson to take over for you, the division is going to Caen, you're not coming with us, I have something else for you.",Sir?
Sir?,"There's a Private James Ryan who parachuted in with the Hundred-and- First near Ramelle. I want you to take a squad up there. If he's alive, bring him back to the beach for debarkation. Take whoever you need, you've got your pick of the company."
"There's a Private James Ryan who parachuted in with the Hundred-and- First near Ramelle. I want you to take a squad up there. If he's alive, bring him back to the beach for debarkation. Take whoever you need, you've got your pick of the company.","A private, sir?"
"A private, sir?","He's the last of four brothers, the other three were killed in action. This is straight from the Chief of Staff."
"He's the last of four brothers, the other three were killed in action. This is straight from the Chief of Staff.","But, sir...I...I..."
"But, sir...I...I...","Spit it out, Captain."
"Spit it out, Captain.","Respectfully, sir, sending men all the way up to Ramelle to save one private doesn't make a bit of sense. Sir."
"Thirty-ought-six, Norton long-barrel with dual-groove, parallel rifling, elevated three-glass scope and a single-throw hammer.",The Army gave you that?
The Army gave you that?,Yep.
Yep.,You must be a a shot.
You must be a a shot.,Not where I come from.
"If we find Ryan and he's still alive, that is gonna carry this B.A.R. back to the beach for me.","Army life is too dang easy, my feet have gone soft. Back home, we go out squirrel huntin', I walk forever and a day and then some, don't even raise a blister."
"Army life is too dang easy, my feet have gone soft. Back home, we go out squirrel huntin', I walk forever and a day and then some, don't even raise a blister.","You know what a B.A.R. weighs? Nineteen and a half pounds, not counting ammo. And you think these things are comfortable? They may look good but they weigh twelve pounds each, that's thirty-six pounds, right there."
"He's right, we can't shoot him...well, we could but we'd get in an enormous amount of trouble. And he's right about the bridge, it's a of a lot more important than he is.",Cap'n...?
"Me? I'm walking with my hound, Lucy, it's about an hour 'fore sunrise and we're out huntin' I got me a flask of pure Kentucky mash whiskey...","Jackson, how many times I got to tell you, you're from Tennessee."
"Jackson, how many times I got to tell you, you're from Tennessee.","I am, but I like imported whiskey. So there I am and I hear the biggest ole' you ever did hear, 'a rustlin' right there in front of me. That ole' boy comes right out of the brush, I got a clear shot and he knows he's 'bout to meet his maker. I aim, I got my finger tight on the trigger and then I just smile and say to that ole' go on, now, you get out 'a here. Then I sit down on a hollow log and take me a right long pull a' that mash whiskey."
"What the hell's the matter with you, Jackson?","Sir, I ain't feeling so chipper on account of Wade."
"Sir, I ain't feeling so chipper on account of Wade.",Who's Wade?
Caen?,I wish. You and I are taking a squad up to Ramelle on a public relations mission.
I wish. You and I are taking a squad up to Ramelle on a public relations mission.,You? Leading a squad?
You? Leading a squad?,"Some private up there lost three brothers, got a ticket home."
"Some private up there lost three brothers, got a ticket home.",What about the company?
What about the company?,Simpson.
Simpson.,Simpson? Jesus Christ on a pogo stick!
Simpson? Jesus Christ on a pogo stick!,"I want Reiben on B.A.R; Jackson with his rifle; Beasley, demolition."
"I want Reiben on B.A.R; Jackson with his rifle; Beasley, demolition.",Beasley's dead.
Beasley's dead.,"Okay, Wade. Translators?"
"Okay, Wade. Translators?",Fresh out.
Fresh out.,What about Talbot?
What about Talbot?,"Twenty minutes ago. Miller I'll go see if I can find another one. You get Reiben, Jackson and Wade, meet me at transport."
"A mess, two maybe three divisions, no fronts, no lines, the drops were completely fouled up, we've got little pockets of paratroopers all over the place, trying to hang on. Command says we hold St. Mere, but north of that, it's all Krauts. Even if Ryan's where he's supposed to be, he's more than likely dead.",of a mission.
of a mission.,"Yep, of a mission."
They guys here aren't going to be able to hold out until battalion shows up.,Nope.
Nope.,Command isn't going to let them withdraw and the Germans sure as aren't going to let them surrender.
Command isn't going to let them withdraw and the Germans sure as aren't going to let them surrender.,Three for three.
Three for three.,"If we stayed, we could make a difference."
"If we stayed, we could make a difference.",You're kidding yourself.
You're kidding yourself.,You never know.
I hope this boy Ryan is worth it.,Now you're the one kidding yourself. of a mission.
Now you're the one kidding yourself. of a mission.,"Yup, of a mission."
"What was the name of that kid at Anzio, the one who got his face burned off?",Vecchio.
Vecchio.,"Yeah, Vecchio, I couldn't remember his name, he was a good kid, remember how he used to walk on his hands and sing that song about the man on flying trapeze?"
"Yeah, Vecchio, I couldn't remember his name, he was a good kid, remember how he used to walk on his hands and sing that song about the man on flying trapeze?",Yeah.
Yeah.,You know why I'm such a good officer? Because of my mother. Have I ever told you about her?
You know why I'm such a good officer? Because of my mother. Have I ever told you about her?,Bits and pieces.
Bits and pieces.,"She's the best poker player you ever saw. My father used to go to these Saturday night games and lose his shirt. Finally, my mother gave him an ultimatum, either she gets a regular seat at the table or she locks him in every Saturday night. He squawked and so did his buddies but after a while they gave in and from the first night she sat down, she never lost. She could read those cocky bastards like they were playing open hands. And he bluffs? He had sixteen levels of Her eyes, the tone of her voice, her bets, her jokes, the way she sipped her coffee, she was a master. She won more money on hands than anyone in the history of the game. Every Saturday night, my father would lose two, three hundred bucks and she'd win it all back and then some. And I'd stand there, glued to her shoulder, from the time I was five years old, watching every hand, every move, studying how she did it. That's why I'm such a good officer, I can look at a man's face and tell you exactly what he's holding, and if it's a hand, I know just what cards to deal him."
"She's the best poker player you ever saw. My father used to go to these Saturday night games and lose his shirt. Finally, my mother gave him an ultimatum, either she gets a regular seat at the table or she locks him in every Saturday night. He squawked and so did his buddies but after a while they gave in and from the first night she sat down, she never lost. She could read those cocky bastards like they were playing open hands. And he bluffs? He had sixteen levels of Her eyes, the tone of her voice, her bets, her jokes, the way she sipped her coffee, she was a master. She won more money on hands than anyone in the history of the game. Every Saturday night, my father would lose two, three hundred bucks and she'd win it all back and then some. And I'd stand there, glued to her shoulder, from the time I was five years old, watching every hand, every move, studying how she did it. That's why I'm such a good officer, I can look at a man's face and tell you exactly what he's holding, and if it's a hand, I know just what cards to deal him.",And what about your own hand?
And what about your own hand?,"No problem. A pair of deuces? Less? So what? I bluff. It used to tear me apart when I'd get one of my men killed, but what was I supposed to do? Break down in front of the ones who were standing there waiting for me to tell them what to do? Of course not, so I bluffed, and after a while, I started to fall for my own bluff. It was great, it made everything so much easier. Sarge Is that why your hand's been shaking?"
"No problem. A pair of deuces? Less? So what? I bluff. It used to tear me apart when I'd get one of my men killed, but what was I supposed to do? Break down in front of the ones who were standing there waiting for me to tell them what to do? Of course not, so I bluffed, and after a while, I started to fall for my own bluff. It was great, it made everything so much easier. Sarge Is that why your hand's been shaking?",It could be worse. You know the first thing they teach you at O.C.S.? Lie to your men.
It could be worse. You know the first thing they teach you at O.C.S.? Lie to your men.,"Oh, yeah?"
"Oh, yeah?","Not in so many words, but they tell you you can have all the firepower in the world and if your men don't have good morale, it's not worth a So if you're scared or empty or half-a-step from a Section Eight, do you tell your men? Of course not. You bluff, you lie."
"Not in so many words, but they tell you you can have all the firepower in the world and if your men don't have good morale, it's not worth a So if you're scared or empty or half-a-step from a Section Eight, do you tell your men? Of course not. You bluff, you lie.",And how do you bluff yourself?
And how do you bluff yourself?,"Simple, numbers. Every time you one of your men, you tell yourself you just saved the lives of two, three, ten, a hundred others. We lost, what, thirty-one on the cliffs? I'll bet we saved ten times that number by putting out those guns. That's over three hundred men. Maybe five hundred. A thousand. Then thousand. Any number you want. See? It's simple. It lets you always choose mission over men."
"Simple, numbers. Every time you one of your men, you tell yourself you just saved the lives of two, three, ten, a hundred others. We lost, what, thirty-one on the cliffs? I'll bet we saved ten times that number by putting out those guns. That's over three hundred men. Maybe five hundred. A thousand. Then thousand. Any number you want. See? It's simple. It lets you always choose mission over men.","Except this time, the mission IS a man."
"Except this time, the mission IS a man.","That's the rub. I liked Wade. Who's Ryan? If they're both standing in front of me and I have to shoot one or the other, how do I choose? Look at my hand, there it goes again."
"That's the rub. I liked Wade. Who's Ryan? If they're both standing in front of me and I have to shoot one or the other, how do I choose? Look at my hand, there it goes again.","John, I've got to tell you, I think you're about used up."
"John, I've got to tell you, I think you're about used up.","I think you're right, Keith."
"I think you're right, Keith.",You want me to take over?
What do you think?,"Well, if we had ten times the men and a lot more ammo, we might stand a chance, but not against those tanks."
"Well, if we had ten times the men and a lot more ammo, we might stand a chance, but not against those tanks.",What are we going to do?
What are we going to do?,We're going to hope like the tanks were on their way somewhere else.
"So, you ever heard of employee discounts? My uncle sells shoes, gets twenty-five percent off everything in the line, got a closet filled with the best looking shoes you ever seen.","Just picture some French number been spending all day, every day, making cream-colored, shear-body negligees with gentle-lift silk cups and gathered empire waists, what the you think she wears at night?"
"Just picture some French number been spending all day, every day, making cream-colored, shear-body negligees with gentle-lift silk cups and gathered empire waists, what the you think she wears at night?","Reiben, how the do you know so much about lingerie?"
"Reiben, how the do you know so much about lingerie?","Lingerie is my life, sir. My mother's got a shop in Brooklyn, I grew up in it, from the time I could crawl, we carry Caen lingerie, it's the best there is, it's all I been thinking about since the invasion."
"Captain, I gotta tell you, the irony of this mission is killing me.","Yeah, how so?"
"Yeah, how so?","I should be on my way to Caen, sir. It's like Beethoven, the guy's one of the greatest composers ever lived and he goes deaf. Go figure, I mean, who'd he off? And here I am, the Beethoven of ladies foundation garments, one step away from Caen, the center of the known lingerie universe and instead, I'm going to Ramelle to save some private who's probably already dead."
"I should be on my way to Caen, sir. It's like Beethoven, the guy's one of the greatest composers ever lived and he goes deaf. Go figure, I mean, who'd he off? And here I am, the Beethoven of ladies foundation garments, one step away from Caen, the center of the known lingerie universe and instead, I'm going to Ramelle to save some private who's probably already dead.","There's to be a bright side, look for it."
"There's to be a bright side, look for it.","Sir, you know what Ramelle is famous for? Cheese. The rest of the company is going to Caen and we're going to the cheese capital of France. There is no bright side."
"Sir, you know what Ramelle is famous for? Cheese. The rest of the company is going to Caen and we're going to the cheese capital of France. There is no bright side.",There's always a bright side.
There's always a bright side.,"I'm listening, sir."
"I'm listening, sir.","Well, I, for one, like cheese."
"Captain, could you please explain the math of this mission to me?","Sure, what do you want to know?"
"Sure, what do you want to know?","Well, sir, in purely arithmetic terms, since when does six equal one? What's the sense in risking six guys to save one?"
"Well, sir, in purely arithmetic terms, since when does six equal one? What's the sense in risking six guys to save one?",Ours is not to reason why.
Ours is not to reason why.,Huh?
Huh?,"Never mind, don't worry, we'll pick up this kid, high-tail it back to division, everything'll work out fine."
"Never mind, don't worry, we'll pick up this kid, high-tail it back to division, everything'll work out fine.","I'd much rather die in Caen than Ramelle, sir. It's a personal thing."
"I'd much rather die in Caen than Ramelle, sir. It's a personal thing.","Reiben, there's a fairly good chance you're not going to die at all."
"Reiben, there's a fairly good chance you're not going to die at all.","Easy for you to say, sir. James Ryan, I'd like to wring his neck."
Any further thoughts on the subject?,"Yes, sir, as a final note, I'd like to say, our orders, Ramelle, the cheese capital of France and while we're at it, Private James Ryan."
"Yes, sir, as a final note, I'd like to say, our orders, Ramelle, the cheese capital of France and while we're at it, Private James Ryan.","I'll make a note of your suggestions but I'll leave that last one to you, especially if he's already dead."
Up. We're moving out.,"I thought you said we had an hour, sir?"
"I thought you said we had an hour, sir?",Well now I'm saying we're moving out. Get off your
Maybe Caen.,"Let's hope, because we're sure as not going to do any damage to them with what we have here."
it...,Get back to your positions!
"The you aren't, you're comin' with me if I have to drag you every inch of the way. You hear me, Private?","I hear you sir, but I'm not leaving."
sir.,"Fertilizer, Captain, I think we're in a cranberry bog."
"Fertilizer, Captain, I think we're in a cranberry bog.","Out of the frying pan, into the latrine."
"On guard, glancing back. off.",it...
it...,Freaked out. Trying to keep his eyes on the perimeter. Can't.
"Alright, alright, alright, calm down, alright, calm down. Nothing's different.","Lloyd, listen to me. EVERYTHING has changed. You've had No matter what you might think, nothing will ever be the same between you two. You might be sixty. You might be walking down the street, and you'll talk to her about something, whatever. But what you'll really be thinking is 'We had sex'."
"Lloyd, listen to me. EVERYTHING has changed. You've had No matter what you might think, nothing will ever be the same between you two. You might be sixty. You might be walking down the street, and you'll talk to her about something, whatever. But what you'll really be thinking is 'We had sex'.","So, what's your point?"
"So, what's your point?",You've got to do something special. You've got to make a statement.
Morning.,"Dad, I'm sorry."
"Dad, I'm sorry.",You should be.
You should be.,"I was irresponsible, I should have called."
"I was irresponsible, I should have called.","You bet you should have called. You still live at home. Don't make me call the police at three-thirty in the morning, don't make me call hospitals."
"You bet you should have called. You still live at home. Don't make me call the police at three-thirty in the morning, don't make me call hospitals.","Dad, I'm so sorry. I know this is a bad time."
"Dad, I'm so sorry. I know this is a bad time.","You've always called before, always. Now I'm not asking what you did, I just want to know that you're alright."
"You've always called before, always. Now I'm not asking what you did, I just want to know that you're alright.",I'm fine.
I'm fine.,"Do you wanna make things easier on me? Now tell me where you were because this is, this is You can say anything to me, I hope you still know that."
"Do you wanna make things easier on me? Now tell me where you were because this is, this is You can say anything to me, I hope you still know that.",I know that.
"Okay, what did we just decide?",We decided...
We decided...,"'Cause I'm worried, did you just break up with me?"
"'Cause I'm worried, did you just break up with me?","No, no."
"No, no.",It sounded like you did.
It sounded like you did.,"No. We decided that we're friends. I mean, I know it's a terrible word..."
"No. We decided that we're friends. I mean, I know it's a terrible word...","Well, if we're friends, why can't we see each other?"
"Well, if we're friends, why can't we see each other?",I think that we should stop going out on dates.
I think that we should stop going out on dates.,I feel like a You must think I'm a
I feel like a You must think I'm a,"No, I don't, I don't."
"No, I don't, I don't.",Yeah you do.
Yeah you do.,"Lloyd, we shared the most intimate thing two people can share."
"Lloyd, we shared the most intimate thing two people can share.",You shared it with a
You shared it with a,No I didn't.
No I didn't.,Is this because of your dad?
Is this because of your dad?,No.
No.,Did you talk to Corey?
Did you talk to Corey?,"Why, did you tell Corey what happened?"
"Why, did you tell Corey what happened?",She figured it out. I'm sorry if that upsets you.
She figured it out. I'm sorry if that upsets you.,"No, that's fine. She'll tell everybody, but that's fine."
"No, that's fine. She'll tell everybody, but that's fine.",Did you tell anybody?
Did you tell anybody?,Just my dad.
Just my dad.,You told your dad?
You told your dad?,You have Corey and DC. I have my dad.
You have Corey and DC. I have my dad.,"What, I'm sorry I said that. Forget I said it, it's what I thought I meant, but forget it."
"What, I'm sorry I said that. Forget I said it, it's what I thought I meant, but forget it.","Lloyd, I love you, okay?"
"Lloyd, I love you, okay?","What is that? What are you doing with your hands? Talk to me, you're talking like that girl Sheila."
"What is that? What are you doing with your hands? Talk to me, you're talking like that girl Sheila.","Don't be mean, this is hard for me too."
"Don't be mean, this is hard for me too.",Then don't do it.
Then don't do it.,Oh
"Hi, Gale, any leads?",Tons and tons.
Tons and tons.,Where is Sidney's father?
Where is Sidney's father?,Home--where he lives.
Home--where he lives.,And are the police sure about that?
And are the police sure about that?,Why don't you ask them?
Why don't you ask them?,"Already did. He's the perfect suspect, don't you think?"
"Already did. He's the perfect suspect, don't you think?","No, I don't."
"No, I don't.",Parents are always responsible. It all starts in the home.
Parents are always responsible. It all starts in the home.,"Look, I know you kinda hold me up as your career template and it gives you some charge to challenge me but you win. Okay? I'm not interested in the scoop anymore. Excuse me."
How do you put up with this Greek,"Hey, it's cool. Hallie's into it, I'm into Hallie..."
So what made you change your mind about Sidney?,Mood swing. I'm manic depressive.
Mood swing. I'm manic depressive.,You're a hard one to figure out. GALE It's that complex yet shallow quality. It's deliberate.
You're a hard one to figure out. GALE It's that complex yet shallow quality. It's deliberate.,I think you're all an act.
I think you're all an act.,"And deep down I'm a good person? Make no mistake, Dewey, I'm a"
"And deep down I'm a good person? Make no mistake, Dewey, I'm a",I know that.
I know that.,Yeah?
Yeah?,"I also know that you're an aging TV reporter slash writer who, despite huge tabloid success, has some self worth issues regarding your personal life which directly effects your professional life in a non-positive manner. A coupla failed relationships with--I'm guessing balding, older men--have turned you into this with a cell phone. But I bet sometimes, late at night, when you're all alone a sadness seeps to the surface and in a moment of clarity you know that all you really want is to be touched and held and fondled."
And it's sexier in the dark.,"Dewey, you and I would never make it."
"Dewey, you and I would never make it.",Maybe not. But think about the As frustrated as I am...
Maybe not. But think about the As frustrated as I am...,..and as lonely as I am...
..and as lonely as I am...,We'd break some furniture.
Three hundred people watched? Nobody did anything?,They thought it was a publicity stunt.
They thought it was a publicity stunt.,Oh my How could it happen?
Oh my How could it happen?,They don't know. It was carefully planned. Earlier in the day the victims received anonymous passes to the movie.
They don't know. It was carefully planned. Earlier in the day the victims received anonymous passes to the movie.,It's a copycat killer I knew this would happen. That movie.
Sidney. Hello. How are you?,I'm okay. PEOPLE magazine won't stop calling but other than that...
I'm okay. PEOPLE magazine won't stop calling but other than that...,I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.,"Yeah, well...you are the definition of mixed emotions. I really should hate you... I see your movie's getting good reviews."
"Yeah, well...you are the definition of mixed emotions. I really should hate you... I see your movie's getting good reviews.",It seems to be causing a stir. What's with the toilet paper?
It seems to be causing a stir. What's with the toilet paper?,It's week. I'm pledging the Deltas.
It's week. I'm pledging the Deltas.,It's good to see you involved.
It's good to see you involved.,My morn was a Delta.
"Oh, Sid, you’re sounding desparate. I guess fearing death makes one anxious.",You freaked out movie nut psychos..
"A patio chair comes flying through a glass door. The young girl in the movie tears off running, SCREAMING, flying through the room.","The crowd is really with the movie. Some even talk to the screen. ""You dumb Get out of the house."" etc."
"The young girl, clutching her bloody chest...drags herself, crawling across wet grass...the killer behind her...raising his knife again.","Popcorn flies as Maureen falls forward, into the aisle, clutching her bloody stomach. She's speechless, unable to SCREAM. She holds her bloody hand out for all to see, begging for help. She stumbles down the aisle. Someone YELLS ""Sit down."" Maureen turns to several PEOPLE who begin to react. She turns behind her to see the Ghost Face coming at her again...knife raised."
"Popcorn flies as Maureen falls forward, into the aisle, clutching her bloody stomach. She's speechless, unable to SCREAM. She holds her bloody hand out for all to see, begging for help. She stumbles down the aisle. Someone YELLS ""Sit down."" Maureen turns to several PEOPLE who begin to react. She turns behind her to see the Ghost Face coming at her again...knife raised.",The young girl is slashed again.
The young girl is slashed again.,"The knife slices into Maureen again...then again. The theatre audience is starting to take note as the Ghost keeps slashing at her repeatedly with the knife. A horrifying, sickening sight."
It's all about sisterhood. Everybody thinks its about partying and but...,..we only promote safe rubbered
..we only promote safe rubbered,..it's really about family and tradition...
..it's really about family and tradition...,..harmonica style is okay.
..harmonica style is okay.,I just love being a sister.
You,"I'm sorry, I'm sorry but I had to. It was too easy."
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry but I had to. It was too easy.",You are so not funny.
What do you want?,"I'm sorry, Sid, please. I never should have gone along with Gale. I know I'm I wish I had some good reason to give you but I'm just Please, Sid, don't be mad at me."
"I'm sorry, Sid, please. I never should have gone along with Gale. I know I'm I wish I had some good reason to give you but I'm just Please, Sid, don't be mad at me.",Do you work for her now?
Do you work for her now?,"Well, yeah...she gave me a job. Freelance. It got me outta Woodsboro. I'm sorry about Cotton and yesterday. It was a bad idea. I knew it was a bad idea but it seemed like a quasi harmless bad idea. Ah, Sid, I'm up. Sidney looks at him Long and hard, a smile slowly appearing."
"Well, yeah...she gave me a job. Freelance. It got me outta Woodsboro. I'm sorry about Cotton and yesterday. It was a bad idea. I knew it was a bad idea but it seemed like a quasi harmless bad idea. Ah, Sid, I'm up. Sidney looks at him Long and hard, a smile slowly appearing.","Me, too. Randy. Me too."
If he's innocent he'll have an alibi.,I guess Gale's going to be she missed her exclusive.
I guess Gale's going to be she missed her exclusive.,I'll relay it. You sure you don't wanna go home?
I'll relay it. You sure you don't wanna go home?,I have this button I press. See? It insulates me. She mimes an air lock valve.
I have this button I press. See? It insulates me. She mimes an air lock valve.,I gotta coupla of those buttons myself.
I think Jeff Bridges is getting tired.,Nah I think it's doing so well because one of it's players got iced. I just hope none of us end up dead.
Nah I think it's doing so well because one of it's players got iced. I just hope none of us end up dead.,Oh that's right. Those poor poor people. Ben Damon was such a hottie.
Oh that's right. Those poor poor people. Ben Damon was such a hottie.,And that CICI chick wasn't that bad either but I'm really concerned about my safety now.
"No, Jennifer Love Hewitt. Of course it's me, silly. And I feel like an standing in this theater lobby all by myself. Where are you babe, the movie starts in twenty minutes.","Look, I'm stuck on the freeway. I think there was some big accident. It could be a little while so I don't want you to start freaking if I don't get there at exactly, Eight thirty."
"Look, I'm stuck on the freeway. I think there was some big accident. It could be a little while so I don't want you to start freaking if I don't get there at exactly, Eight thirty.",All I'm saying is I'm gonna be royally p.o.'d if you don't catch my acting debut.
All I'm saying is I'm gonna be royally p.o.'d if you don't catch my acting debut.,Oh I wouldn't miss it for the world. I bet you did such a great job.
Oh I wouldn't miss it for the world. I bet you did such a great job.,"I did. Hon, although I got a total of six minutes screen time, they're the best six minutes of the movie."
"I did. Hon, although I got a total of six minutes screen time, they're the best six minutes of the movie.","Heh heh I bet they are babe. I bet they are. Look, my battery's dying . . ."
Listen you sick is this your idea of a joke?,More of a game really.
More of a game really.,What kind of a game?
What kind of a game?,"You seem to be familiar with the STAB movies. Here's how we play. I ask you a question. You get it right, your girlfriend lives. You answer wrong, she dies."
"You seem to be familiar with the STAB movies. Here's how we play. I ask you a question. You get it right, your girlfriend lives. You answer wrong, she dies.",I swear to if you lay a finger on her I'll you!
I swear to if you lay a finger on her I'll you!,"Maybe so, but right now, we play the game. First question, Your girlfriend's counting on you, Name your girlfriend's character in STAB 2?"
Where are you?,Closer than you think.
Closer than you think.,Alright I'm here. What the do you want from me?
Alright I'm here. What the do you want from me?,To see your reaction.
To see your reaction.,Reaction to what?
Jesus Christ you scared the out of me.,"I'm sorry Miss Weathers. Allow me to introduce myself, MARK KINCAID, L.A.P.D. Are you familiar with the actor Ben Damon, or the actress CHRISTINE PERKINS?"
"I'm sorry Miss Weathers. Allow me to introduce myself, MARK KINCAID, L.A.P.D. Are you familiar with the actor Ben Damon, or the actress CHRISTINE PERKINS?","Well I interviewed Damon once for the show. He was a real obnoxious Any way, the second one, Christine Perkins, she had a part in Stab 2, didn't she? She was playing CICI."
"Well I interviewed Damon once for the show. He was a real obnoxious Any way, the second one, Christine Perkins, she had a part in Stab 2, didn't she? She was playing CICI.",Both of them were found brutally murdered this morning under the Hollywood sign. Autopsy reports having come back to me yet but the bodies looked like something out one of the Stab films.
Both of them were found brutally murdered this morning under the Hollywood sign. Autopsy reports having come back to me yet but the bodies looked like something out one of the Stab films.,"So is that why you're here? Is that why you're holding me from my show, to tell me about some brutal homicide I'm not even involved in?"
"So is that why you're here? Is that why you're holding me from my show, to tell me about some brutal homicide I'm not even involved in?","I wish that was all Miss Weathers, but there's more. The killer left a note."
"I wish that was all Miss Weathers, but there's more. The killer left a note.",A note?
"I was afraid they were bait, something to, ya know, trick you out of hiding.","Listen, Detective, I wanna see this studio where all this shit's going down."
Don't worry. I'm prepared for anything.,"Amen boy scout, now answer the door!"
So you knew Sidney Prescott's mother.,"Just what the do you people think you're doing, barging in here like this? I've got important calls to make. I run this studio."
"What the are you guys getting at? I make horror films, that's what I do. The Studio came to me with 'Stab'. They came to me, check it out.",But you know who she was.
But you know who she was.,"When we did the first 'Stab"" I realized I'd known Maureen Prescott before, I mean as Rina. I couldn't tell anyone. Can you imagine the press?"
You! How can I ever get any fame playing you!,"Dewey, what the is she rambling about now? What's wrong Jen, see yourself on one of those USA NETWORK winners you did and realize how badly you at acting?"
"Dewey, what the is she rambling about now? What's wrong Jen, see yourself on one of those USA NETWORK winners you did and realize how badly you at acting?","you Gale Weathers! Don't you see? The killer is choosing his victims as they die in the script! Ben Damon's character was the first one to get offed. So was his girlfriend - but she wasn't cast yet so his real girlfriend was killed - then Sarah Darling's Candy, and now me!"
"you Gale Weathers! Don't you see? The killer is choosing his victims as they die in the script! Ben Damon's character was the first one to get offed. So was his girlfriend - but she wasn't cast yet so his real girlfriend was killed - then Sarah Darling's Candy, and now me!","Wait a second, whoa! Calm down! Number one there were five different versions of the script given out. Ben Damon was given a fake script because he was only being offered the role. It only had fragments of real scenes from the actual script. And what, I die in STAB 3?"
Where the are Tom and Angelina?,"I don't know. them. Look, what's important is that we stick together. No matter what. If anyone is next it's you or me Jen."
Who's phone?,Oh it's my cell!
it you two! Run! Hurry! He's dead!,No! He's not dead! He's still breathing! Look!
Gale Weathers. What a surprise.,"Tom Prinze, tanked as usual. That's a shocker."
"Tom Prinze, tanked as usual. That's a shocker.","Hey I really liked that piece you did on me last month. The one where you said my car accident was caused by me drinking and drugs, and how I faked the tire blow-out just so my insurance wouldn't sky rocket."
"Hey I really liked that piece you did on me last month. The one where you said my car accident was caused by me drinking and drugs, and how I faked the tire blow-out just so my insurance wouldn't sky rocket.","Heh, well, that's TV journalism for ya. Stage the news to boost ratings."
"Heh, well, that's TV journalism for ya. Stage the news to boost ratings.","Really, cause that stunt lost me the lead role in Roman Polanski's latest picture. Huh, what a coincide I was picked up by Roman Bridger. Well, not exactly the Roman I wanted. Get my point? STAB 3 is because of your big mouth I'm here, drinking water SCOTCH with Second rate celebrities like Jennifer Jollie and yourself! Hey, I just got an idea. Maybe I should Have a look at your break line. That your car over there?"
"Listen, I have no time for this. I've heard this before! So lets get on with it!","Wait a second Sid. Don't you go jumping the gun. You haven't seen the best part. With the aides of the computer revolution of y2kI've been able to steal your voice. Ain't it cool? Listen to what the police are gonna find next to your lifeless, mutilated body."
"Wait a second Sid. Don't you go jumping the gun. You haven't seen the best part. With the aides of the computer revolution of y2kI've been able to steal your voice. Ain't it cool? Listen to what the police are gonna find next to your lifeless, mutilated body.","I can't take it anymore. This Hollywood exploitation of the nightmare I lived has to be stopped. I did this to make you all repent for your sins, and now I'm pleased I've got my message across. Good-bye."
"See Sid, now comes the part where we get away with it! The part where we win! Cause face it Sidney, in this world, the bad guys win!",Roman knock it off! Do you people even know why you people? You people cause you choose to and not because of any other reason!
Oh Hello? Director's office.,"Sarah, it's Roman, I'm sorry I'm running late, I'm still on the 405, I'm about 10 minutes away."
"Sarah, it's Roman, I'm sorry I'm running late, I'm still on the 405, I'm about 10 minutes away.","Oh it's no problem, I'm just... looking at your music video awards."
"All right, since I got you on the phone, let's talk about your character.","What character? I'm Candy, the chick who gets killed second. I'm only in two scenes!"
"What character? I'm Candy, the chick who gets killed second. I'm only in two scenes!",You're not happy with your part.
You're not happy with your part.,I'm not happy that I'm 35 playing a 21 year old. I'm not happy that I have to die And I'm not happy that my character is too not to have a gun in the house after her boyfriend's been cut into McNuggets.
I'm not happy that I'm 35 playing a 21 year old. I'm not happy that I have to die And I'm not happy that my character is too not to have a gun in the house after her boyfriend's been cut into McNuggets.,"Um hmm... umhmm great, so let's run the lines."
"Um hmm... umhmm great, so let's run the lines.","Huh, fine."
"Huh, fine.","Page 22, Candy's big moment."
"Page 22, Candy's big moment.",Page 22.. Ring ring. Hello?
Page 22.. Ring ring. Hello?,Hello.
Hello.,Who's this?
Who's this?,Who's this?
Who's this?,"This is Candy. Hang on, let me get some clothes. See! I don't' understand why I have to start the scene in the shower! The whole shower things been done, 'Vertigo' hello! And I mean, my boyfriend just died, why am I showering?"
"This is Candy. Hang on, let me get some clothes. See! I don't' understand why I have to start the scene in the shower! The whole shower things been done, 'Vertigo' hello! And I mean, my boyfriend just died, why am I showering?","Why don't we just read the scene? Candy, is that like candy cane or candy apple?"
"Why don't we just read the scene? Candy, is that like candy cane or candy apple?","Whatever. Come on, who is this? I think you have the wrong number."
"Whatever. Come on, who is this? I think you have the wrong number.",But you know my favorite name?
But you know my favorite name?,I'm hanging up right now.
I'm hanging up right now.,It's Sarah.
It's Sarah.,Roman that's not the line.
Roman that's not the line.,It is in my script.
It is in my script.,Has there been another rewrite? How the are we supposed to learn our lines when there's a new script every 15 minutes?
Has there been another rewrite? How the are we supposed to learn our lines when there's a new script every 15 minutes?,"It's not just a new script, it's a new movie."
"It's not just a new script, it's a new movie.",What? What movie?
What? What movie?,My movie.
Do you think it's over Sidney? Do you?,W-what do you want?
W-what do you want?,I want to finish what I started. I want to finish the game.
I want to finish what I started. I want to finish the game.,You sick I'm tracing this call as we speak! The police are gonna nail your
You sick I'm tracing this call as we speak! The police are gonna nail your,"Let them try. You'll never find me. I've already gotten away with before. For instance, Maureen Prescott."
"Let them try. You'll never find me. I've already gotten away with before. For instance, Maureen Prescott.",No. You didn't my mother. Billy Loomis and Stu Macher did.
No. You didn't my mother. Billy Loomis and Stu Macher did.,Heh. So you think Sidney. So you think. It's all been building up to this Sid. Every STAB. Every SCREAM. Every ounce of blood that's been spilled has all been leading up to this moment. WELCOME TOTHE FINAL ACT.
Heh. So you think Sidney. So you think. It's all been building up to this Sid. Every STAB. Every SCREAM. Every ounce of blood that's been spilled has all been leading up to this moment. WELCOME TOTHE FINAL ACT.,The final act? Well let's play
The final act? Well let's play,No. We play in my court this time. Come to Hollywood. STAB 3's going to cutting corners cast-wise. And I've got my eyes set on a technical advisor named Dewey Rielly.
Hello?,"Yes, hi I'm Laura, I'm a trained counselor. How can I help you."
"Yes, hi I'm Laura, I'm a trained counselor. How can I help you.",Laura I think I just killed somebody.
Laura I think I just killed somebody.,Are you sure?
Are you sure?,Uh-huh I'm sure. I've killed someone! OH MY I'VE ACTUALLY KILLED SOMEONE!
Uh-huh I'm sure. I've killed someone! OH MY I'VE ACTUALLY KILLED SOMEONE!,Well then the people you need to call are the police.
Well then the people you need to call are the police.,No I need to call you. Just you.
No I need to call you. Just you.,"I'm sorry, your voice."
"I'm sorry, your voice.","Don't you want to know how you can help, Sidney? Are you listening to me, huh?"
"Don't you want to know how you can help, Sidney? Are you listening to me, huh?",Who the is this?
Who the is this?,"It's mother, Sidney, now be a good girl and turn on the news. DO IT!"
How'd you do?,Piece of cake. She'll be there.
Piece of cake. She'll be there.,"Thanks, butt wart. You did good."
"Thanks, butt wart. You did good.",So you gonna try and make up with Sid?
So you gonna try and make up with Sid?,Duh... that's quick.
Duh... that's quick.,I was just asking. Why are you always at me?
I was just asking. Why are you always at me?,Because I'm trying to build your self-esteem. You're far too sensitive.
Because I'm trying to build your self-esteem. You're far too sensitive.,Oh...
I don't know Billy but I'm hurtin'.,Where the did she go?
"No... I don't... it's just... Oh Billy, someone was there, someone tried to me.","The police say I scared him off. It wasn't me, Sid."
"The police say I scared him off. It wasn't me, Sid.",I know. He called again last night at Tatum's house.
I know. He called again last night at Tatum's house.,"See, it couldn't have been me. I was in jail, remember?"
"See, it couldn't have been me. I was in jail, remember?",I'm so sorry... please understand.
I'm so sorry... please understand.,Understand what? That I got a girlfriend who would rather accuse me of being a psychopathic killer than touch me.
Understand what? That I got a girlfriend who would rather accuse me of being a psychopathic killer than touch me.,You know that's not true.
You know that's not true.,Then what is it? Is there somebody else?
Then what is it? Is there somebody else?,No...
No...,Is it the thing? Am I being too pushy?
Is it the thing? Am I being too pushy?,"No, it's me, Billy. I need time. I'm still adjusting to my mom."
"No, it's me, Billy. I need time. I'm still adjusting to my mom.",It's been a year since she died.
It's been a year since she died.,Tomorrow. One year tomorrow.
Tomorrow. One year tomorrow.,"When are you gonna let that go, Sid? When my mom left my dad -- I just accepted it. This is the way it is. She's not coming back."
"When are you gonna let that go, Sid? When my mom left my dad -- I just accepted it. This is the way it is. She's not coming back.","Your parents split up. It's not the same thing. Your mom left town, she's not in a coffin somewhere."
"Your parents split up. It's not the same thing. Your mom left town, she's not in a coffin somewhere.","You have to move on, Sid."
So...,So... I'm sorry. I've been a selfish and I'm sorry.
So... I'm sorry. I've been a selfish and I'm sorry.,"No, Billy. I'm the one who's been selfish and self-absorbed with all of my post traumatic stress."
"No, Billy. I'm the one who's been selfish and self-absorbed with all of my post traumatic stress.",You lost your mom...
You lost your mom...,But you're right -- enough is enough. I can't wallow in the grief process forever and I can't keep lying to myself about who my mom was.
Jesus... that hurt.,Stop it!
Stop it!,Got the ending figured out yet? Time's running out.
I'm gonna rip you up Just like your mother.,"Gotta find me first, you pansy-assed Mama's boy."
I lied. I do have a boyfriend and he'll be here any second and your better be gone.,Sure...
Sure...,I swear it. And he's big and plays football and will beat the out of you.
I swear it. And he's big and plays football and will beat the out of you.,I'm getting scared.
I'm getting scared.,I'm telling you the truth. I lied before...
I'm telling you the truth. I lied before...,I believe you...
I believe you...,So you better leave.
So you better leave.,"His name wouldn't be Steve, would it?"
So is Dewey your real name?,Dwight. Dewey was something I got stuck with a long time ago.
Dwight. Dewey was something I got stuck with a long time ago.,I like it. It's... sexy.
I like it. It's... sexy.,Nah... it's just this town's way of not taking me serious.
Nah... it's just this town's way of not taking me serious.,What about Gale Weathers? I sound like a meteorologist...
It's Neil Prescott's car.,Sidney's father?
Sidney's father?,We gotta get back. Jesus. He's here. What the is he doing here?
That ghost mask is sold at both Kroger's and WalMart. Neither of which keep purchase records.,What about the cellular phone bill?
What about the cellular phone bill?,They're pulling Loomis' account. But it'll be morning before we see something. You think he did it?
They're pulling Loomis' account. But it'll be morning before we see something. You think he did it?,Twenty years ago I woulda said not a chance. But these kids today... if I know.
"Dewey! Where the you been, boy?",Keeping my eye on Sidney.
Keeping my eye on Sidney.,"Listen up, Dewey, because it's bad. Real bad. Aircomp just faxed us. The calls were listed to Neil Prescott -- Sidney's father. He made the calls with his cellular phone. It's confirmed."
"Listen up, Dewey, because it's bad. Real bad. Aircomp just faxed us. The calls were listed to Neil Prescott -- Sidney's father. He made the calls with his cellular phone. It's confirmed.",Couldn't his cellular number have been cloned?
Couldn't his cellular number have been cloned?,There's more. Guess what tomorrow is? The anniversary of his wife's death. It all fits. He's our man.
There's more. Guess what tomorrow is? The anniversary of his wife's death. It all fits. He's our man.,Have you contacted the bureau?
Have you contacted the bureau?,They believe he's out of state by now. We'll keep roadblocks and curfew in effect through the night. If he's not picked up by morning -- we'll do a house to house.
They believe he's out of state by now. We'll keep roadblocks and curfew in effect through the night. If he's not picked up by morning -- we'll do a house to house.,You think he could still be in town?
You think he could still be in town?,He'd have to be crazy. Where's Sidney?
He'd have to be crazy. Where's Sidney?,She's with my sister. Should I bring her in?
She's with my sister. Should I bring her in?,Hold off for now. Just stay close to her.
Hold off for now. Just stay close to her.,She'll be with her friends over at Stu Maker's tonight.
She'll be with her friends over at Stu Maker's tonight.,Watch her. Don't let on -- just keep your eyes out.
Watch her. Don't let on -- just keep your eyes out.,"Yes, sir."
The control board's glitched. You know we can't carry a live picture.,What's the delay?
What's the delay?,About thirty seconds.
About thirty seconds.,As long as it records I don't give a We're not doing a remote.
Please. You owe me.,I owe you
You owe my mother.,Your mother's was last year's hottest court case. Somebody was gonna write a book about it.
Your mother's was last year's hottest court case. Somebody was gonna write a book about it.,And it had to be you with all your lies and theories.
And it had to be you with all your lies and theories.,What is your problem? You got what you wanted. Cotton Weary is in jail. They're gonna gas him. A book is not gonna change that.
What is your problem? You got what you wanted. Cotton Weary is in jail. They're gonna gas him. A book is not gonna change that.,Do you still think he's innocent?
He was convicted in a court of law. Your testimony put him away. It doesn't matter what I think.,"During the trial, you did all those stories about me. You called me a liar."
"During the trial, you did all those stories about me. You called me a liar.",I think you falsely identified him. Yes.
I think you falsely identified him. Yes.,Have you talked to Cotton?
Have you talked to Cotton?,Many times.
Many times.,Has his story changed?
Has his story changed?,Not one word. He admits to having with your mother but that's all.
Not one word. He admits to having with your mother but that's all.,"He's lying. She wouldn't have touched him. He her, then butchered her. Her blood was all over his coat."
"He's lying. She wouldn't have touched him. He her, then butchered her. Her blood was all over his coat.","He was that night. He left his coat at your house, after your mother seduced him..."
"He was that night. He left his coat at your house, after your mother seduced him...",I saw him leaving wearing it.
I saw him leaving wearing it.,"But couldn't it have been someone else you saw wearing that coat? The same person who planted it in Cotton's car, framing him? The same person who really killed your mother?"
Where do you get this,Ricki Lake.
I have no idea.,"Scary night, isn't it? With the murders and all, it's like right out of a horror movie or something."
"Scary night, isn't it? With the murders and all, it's like right out of a horror movie or something.","Aha, Randy, you gave yourself away. Are you calling from work? Tatum's on her way over."
"Aha, Randy, you gave yourself away. Are you calling from work? Tatum's on her way over.","Do you like scary movies, Sidney?"
"Do you like scary movies, Sidney?","I like that thing you're doing with your voice, Randy. It's sexy."
"I like that thing you're doing with your voice, Randy. It's sexy.",What's your favorite scary movie?
What's your favorite scary movie?,Don't start. You know I don't watch that
Don't start. You know I don't watch that,And why is that?
And why is that?,Because they're all the same. It's always some killer stalking some big breasted girl -- who can't act -- who always runs up the stairs when she should be going out the front door. They're ridiculous.
"Besides -- ""Takes a man to do something like that.""",I'm gonna gut your in a second.
I'm gonna gut your in a second.,Did you really put her liver in the mailbox? I hear they found her liver in the mailbox.
"There are certain rules that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie. For instance: 1. You can never have The minute you get a little nookie -- you're as good as gone. always equals death. 2. Never drink or do drugs. The sin factor. It's an extension of number one. And 3. Never, ever, ever, under any circumstances, say ""I'll be right back.""",Wanna another beer?
Wanna another beer?,Yeah.
Yeah.,I'll be right back.
You heard Billy -- shut the up.,"Hey, Stu? Didn't you use to date Casey?"
Do you believe this,What happened?
what is he doing here?,I bet he's
I bet he's,Just ignore him. You had good reason to think what you did.
It was just some sick having a laugh.,"It was him, Tatum. I know it."
"Billy's right. Whenever he touches me, I just can't relax.",You have a few intimacy issues as a result of your mother's untimely death. It's no big deal. You'll thaw out.
You have a few intimacy issues as a result of your mother's untimely death. It's no big deal. You'll thaw out.,"But he's been so patient with me, Tatum. You know, with all the stuff. How many guys would put up with a girlfriend who's sexually anorexic?"
"But he's been so patient with me, Tatum. You know, with all the stuff. How many guys would put up with a girlfriend who's sexually anorexic?",Billy and his don't deserve you.
What do you think about when you're having,"With Stu, there's little time to stop and reflect. But sometimes before, to relax and get in the mood, I think about Grant Goodeve."
Who?,"Grant Goodeve -- the oldest brother on EIGHT IS ENOUGH. Remember that show? He was the one who lived off alone. He would come around every now and then with his guitar and sing ""Eight is enough to fill our lives with love..."" He had all these brain dead sisters and that idiot brother from CHARLES IN CHARGE. I was in love with Grant, he was so hot. The show came on every day after school right during my puberty years. Grant Goodeve was very instrumental in my maturing as a woman."
"Grant Goodeve -- the oldest brother on EIGHT IS ENOUGH. Remember that show? He was the one who lived off alone. He would come around every now and then with his guitar and sing ""Eight is enough to fill our lives with love..."" He had all these brain dead sisters and that idiot brother from CHARLES IN CHARGE. I was in love with Grant, he was so hot. The show came on every day after school right during my puberty years. Grant Goodeve was very instrumental in my maturing as a woman.",How does that get you in the mood with Stu?
How does that get you in the mood with Stu?,"During foreplay, I sing the theme song to myself. ""Eight is enough to fill our lives with love..."" It's a real turn on."
"During foreplay, I sing the theme song to myself. ""Eight is enough to fill our lives with love..."" It's a real turn on.",No way.
No way.,"Grant wrote the song himself. I'm convinced the lyrics had a secret meaning, ""Eight is enough..."""
I thought you dumped her for me.,I did. He's full of
"""Dear Detectives, Long is the way, and hard, that out of leads up to light."" It's the murderer's way of announcing himself.",Announcing what?
Announcing what?,"There are seven deadly sins. Gluttony, wrath, greed..."
"There are seven deadly sins. Gluttony, wrath, greed...",So what? This victim...
So what? This victim...,"... envy, sloth, pride and Seven."
"... envy, sloth, pride and Seven.","Hey, so gluttony is one of the seven deadly sins. But, this was a guy. The killer may have felt this was the just best way to torture him. And, writing on the walls happens all the time. It's like the fashionable thing to do."
"Hey, so gluttony is one of the seven deadly sins. But, this was a guy. The killer may have felt this was the just best way to torture him. And, writing on the walls happens all the time. It's like the fashionable thing to do.",One is gluttony.
She was... she was on the bed. She was just sitting on the bed.,Who tied her down? You or him?
Who tied her down? You or him?,"He had a gun. He had a gun... and he made it happen. He made me do it! He made me put that... that thing on. Oh, Christ! He made me wear it... and... and he told me to her. He had the gun in my mouth."
"Jesus Christ, man, don't shoot me!",Turn around. Hands on your head!
Turn around. Hands on your head!,What the hell's going on?
What the hell's going on?,Who are you? What are you doing out here?
Who are you? What are you doing out here?,I'm... I'm just delivering a package.
"I... I doubt I enjoyed it any more than... Detective Mills would enjoy some time alone with me in a room without windows. Isn't that true? How happy would it make you to hurt me, with impunity?","Now... I wouldn't do something like that, Johnny. I like you. I like you a lot."
"Now... I wouldn't do something like that, Johnny. I like you. I like you a lot.","You wouldn't because you know there are consequences. It's in those eyes of yours, though... nothing wrong with a man taking pleasure in his work. I won't deny my own personal desire to turn each sin against the sinner. I only took their sins to logical conclusions."
"You wouldn't because you know there are consequences. It's in those eyes of yours, though... nothing wrong with a man taking pleasure in his work. I won't deny my own personal desire to turn each sin against the sinner. I only took their sins to logical conclusions.",You only killed a bunch of innocent people so you could get your rocks off. That's all.
You only killed a bunch of innocent people so you could get your rocks off. That's all.,"Innocent? Is that supposed to be funny? Look at the people I killed. An obese man, a disgusting man who could barely stand up... who if you saw him on the street, you'd point so your friends could mock him along with you. Who if you saw him while you were eating, you wouldn't be able to finish your meal. After him I picked the lawyer. And, you both must have been secretly thanking me for that one. This was a man who dedicated his life to making money by lying with every breath he could muster... to keeping rapists and murderers on the streets."
"Innocent? Is that supposed to be funny? Look at the people I killed. An obese man, a disgusting man who could barely stand up... who if you saw him on the street, you'd point so your friends could mock him along with you. Who if you saw him while you were eating, you wouldn't be able to finish your meal. After him I picked the lawyer. And, you both must have been secretly thanking me for that one. This was a man who dedicated his life to making money by lying with every breath he could muster... to keeping rapists and murderers on the streets.",Murderers?
Murderers?,A woman...
A woman...,Murderers like you?
Murderers like you?,"A woman... so on the inside that she couldn't bare to go on living if she couldn't be beautiful on the outside. A drug dealer... a drug dealing pederast, actually. And, don't forget the disease spreading Only in a world this could you even try to say these were innocent people and keep a straight face. That's the point. You see a deadly sin on almost every street corner, and in every home, literally. And we tolerate it. Because it's common, it seems trivial, and we tolerate, all day long, morning, noon and night. Not anymore. I'm setting the example, and it's going to be puzzled over and studied and followed, from now on."
"A woman... so on the inside that she couldn't bare to go on living if she couldn't be beautiful on the outside. A drug dealer... a drug dealing pederast, actually. And, don't forget the disease spreading Only in a world this could you even try to say these were innocent people and keep a straight face. That's the point. You see a deadly sin on almost every street corner, and in every home, literally. And we tolerate it. Because it's common, it seems trivial, and we tolerate, all day long, morning, noon and night. Not anymore. I'm setting the example, and it's going to be puzzled over and studied and followed, from now on.",Delusions of grandeur.
Delusions of grandeur.,You should be thanking me.
You should be thanking me.,"And, why is that?"
"And, why is that?","You're going to be remembered, and it's all because of me. And, the only reason I'm here right now is because I wanted to be."
"You're going to be remembered, and it's all because of me. And, the only reason I'm here right now is because I wanted to be.",We would have gotten you eventually.
We would have gotten you eventually.,"Really? Just biding your time, then? Toying with me. Is that it? Letting five people die until you finally felt like going out and hauling me in?"
Here he comes.,What the is going on?
What the is going on?,"I want you to know, I wish I could have lived like you do."
"You've seen my files, right? Seen the things I've done?",No.
No.,"Anyway... I did my time on door-to-doors, and walking a beat. I did all that for a long time."
"Anyway... I did my time on door-to-doors, and walking a beat. I did all that for a long time.",Good.
Good.,"The badge in my pocket says ""detective,"" same as yours."
"The badge in my pocket says ""detective,"" same as yours.","I made a decision, because I have to consider the integrity of the scene. I can't worry whether you think you're getting enough time on the playing field."
"I made a decision, because I have to consider the integrity of the scene. I can't worry whether you think you're getting enough time on the playing field.","Yeah, well, all I want is... Just, just don't be jerking me off. That's all I ask. Don't me off."
"He ate his fill, and was forced to continue eating... till his body rejected the food. the killer held a bucket under him, and then kept serving. He took his time. The coroner says this might have gone on for more than twelve hours. The victim's throat was swollen from the effort, and there was probably a point where he passed out. That's when killer kicked him in the stomach. Popped him.",This was one sadistic
What the is that?,A switchblade.
There must be something.,We're He's with us.
He just may be nuts enough.,It doesn't fit. He doesn't want us to help him stop.
It doesn't fit. He doesn't want us to help him stop.,Who the knows? There's plenty of freaks out there doing dirty deeds they don't want to do. You know... little voices tell them bad things.
How did the fire fight end?,"I got him. I got the See, I was doing really good up till then. Lots of street busts. I've always had this weird luck... everything always went my way, but this was wild. I got him with one shot... right between the eyes. Next thing I know, the mayor's pinning a medal on me. Picture in the paper, whole nine yards."
"The way this has gone till now, I wouldn't have thought it was possible, but we may have underestimated this guy.",I want him bad. I don't just want to catch him anymore. I want to hurt him.
I want him bad. I don't just want to catch him anymore. I want to hurt him.,Listen to me. He's all about playing games.
Listen to me. He's all about playing games.,No kidding! No kidding!
No kidding! No kidding!,"We have to divorce ourselves from emotions here. No matter how hard it is, we have to stay focused on the details."
"We have to divorce ourselves from emotions here. No matter how hard it is, we have to stay focused on the details.","I don't know about you, but I feed off my emotions."
"I don't know about you, but I feed off my emotions.",He'll string us along all the way if we're not careful.
"This quote... his first words to us. I looked it up. It's from Milton's Paradise Lost. ""Long is the way, and hard, that out of leads up to light... """,And so what?
And so what?,"Well, he's been right so far, hasn't he?"
"Well, he's been right so far, hasn't he?","Just because the has a library card, it doesn't make him Einstein."
"Just because the has a library card, it doesn't make him Einstein.","Just, realize... this is not some common lunatic. The type of intestinal fortitude it must take... to keep a man bound for a full year. To connect tubes to his genitals. To sever his hand and use it to plant fingerprints. He's methodical and exacting, and worst of all, he's patient."
"Just, realize... this is not some common lunatic. The type of intestinal fortitude it must take... to keep a man bound for a full year. To connect tubes to his genitals. To sever his hand and use it to plant fingerprints. He's methodical and exacting, and worst of all, he's patient.","What does all that matter anyway? It's not our job to figure him out, is it? All we have to do is catching him."
The I can't! We get in there and we can stop him.,We need a warrant.
We need a warrant.,We have probable cause now.
Think about it...,What the is wrong with you?
What the is wrong with you?,Think about how we got here!
"Well, there are at least five thousand notebooks in this room, and near as I can tell, each notebook contains two hundred and fifty pages.","Then, he must write about these murders."
"Then, he must write about these murders.","""What sick, ridiculous, puppets we are, and what a gross, little stage we dance on. What fun we have, dancing and not a care in the world. Not knowing that we are nothing. We are not what was intended."""
"The irony is, after a day of the type of work he did, he'd come home and read me these morbid crime stories. Murders in the Rue Morgue. Le Fanu's Green Tea. My mother would give him because he was keeping me up till all hours.",Sounds like a father who wanted his son to follow in his footsteps.
Sounds like a father who wanted his son to follow in his footsteps.,"One birthday he gave me this brand new hardcover book, ""The Century of the Detective,"" by Jurgen Thorwald. It traced the history of deduction as a science, and it sealed my fate, because it was real, not fiction. And, that a drop of blood or a piece of hair could solve a crime... it was incredible to me."
You know... there's not going to be a happy ending to this. It's not possible anymore.,"If we get him, I'll be happy enough."
"If we get him, I'll be happy enough.",No. Face it now. Stop thinking it's good guys against bad guys.
No. Face it now. Stop thinking it's good guys against bad guys.,How can you say that? Especially after today?
How can you say that? Especially after today?,"Don't try to focus on things as black and white, because you'll go blind. There's no winning and losing here."
"Don't try to focus on things as black and white, because you'll go blind. There's no winning and losing here.","You're the oldest man I know, Somerset."
"You're the oldest man I know, Somerset.","You tell me, then... you walk into an apartment, and a man has beaten his wife to death, or the wife murdered the husband, and you have to wash the blood off their children. You put the killer in jail. Who won?"
"You tell me, then... you walk into an apartment, and a man has beaten his wife to death, or the wife murdered the husband, and you have to wash the blood off their children. You put the killer in jail. Who won?",You do your job...
You do your job...,Where's the victory?
Where's the victory?,You follow the law and do the best you can. It's all there.
You follow the law and do the best you can. It's all there.,"Just know that in this case there's not going to be any satisfaction. If we caught John Doe and he were the devil himself, if it turned out he were actually Satan, then, that might live up to our expectations. No human being could do these things, right? But, this is not the devil. It's just a man."
"Just know that in this case there's not going to be any satisfaction. If we caught John Doe and he were the devil himself, if it turned out he were actually Satan, then, that might live up to our expectations. No human being could do these things, right? But, this is not the devil. It's just a man.","Why don't you shut the up for a while? You and complain... if I thought like you, I would have slit my wrist already."
"You think you're preparing me for the hard times ahead? You think you're toughening me up? Well, you're not! You're quitting, fine... but I'm staying.",People don't want a champion. They just want to keep playing the lottery and eating hamburgers.
People don't want a champion. They just want to keep playing the lottery and eating hamburgers.,What the is wrong with you? What burnt you out?
What the is wrong with you? What burnt you out?,"It wasn't one thing, if that's what you mean. I just... I can't live here anymore. I can't live where stupidity is embraced and nurtured as if it were a virtue."
"It wasn't one thing, if that's what you mean. I just... I can't live here anymore. I can't live where stupidity is embraced and nurtured as if it were a virtue.","Oh, you're so much better than everyone, right? No one's worthy of you."
"Oh, you're so much better than everyone, right? No one's worthy of you.","Wrong! I sympathize completely, because if you can't win... then, if you don't ignore everything and everyone around you, you... you become like John Doe. It's easier to beat a child than it is to raise it, because it takes so much work to love. You just have to make sure you don't stop to think about the abuse, and the damage, because you'll risk being sad. Keep ignoring."
"Wrong! I sympathize completely, because if you can't win... then, if you don't ignore everything and everyone around you, you... you become like John Doe. It's easier to beat a child than it is to raise it, because it takes so much work to love. You just have to make sure you don't stop to think about the abuse, and the damage, because you'll risk being sad. Keep ignoring.",You're talking about people who are mentally ill. You're...
You're talking about people who are mentally ill. You're...,"No I'm not! I'm talking about common, everyday life here. If you let yourself worry about one thing, you'll worry about the next, and the next, and it never ends. In this place, ignorance isn't just bliss, it's a matter of survival."
"No I'm not! I'm talking about common, everyday life here. If you let yourself worry about one thing, you'll worry about the next, and the next, and it never ends. In this place, ignorance isn't just bliss, it's a matter of survival.","Listen to yourself. You say, ""the problem with people is they don't care, so I don't care about people."" But, you're already here. You've been here a long time. So, there's a part of you that knows, even if everything you say is true, none of it matters."
"Listen to yourself. You say, ""the problem with people is they don't care, so I don't care about people."" But, you're already here. You've been here a long time. So, there's a part of you that knows, even if everything you say is true, none of it matters.",That part of me is dead.
"You have a strange way about you... I mean interesting. I'm sorry. It's really none of my business. It's just nice to meet a man who talks like that. If David saw that paper, he'd say you're a That's how he is.",I guess I won't be showing it to him then.
And you think we got a chance to find her?,"An will chase a thing til he thinks he's chased it enough...Then he quits...Same when he runs...Seems he never learns there's such a thing as a critter that might just keep comin' on...So we'll find them in the end, I promise you that...We'll find them just as sure as the turning of the earth."
Look at this! We'll have to fix the whole wiring. This stuff is dangerous as,We'll call for someone from town first thing in the morning.
We'll call for someone from town first thing in the morning.,Are you crazy? That costs a fortune!
Are you crazy? That costs a fortune!,Do you have a better idea?
Do you have a better idea?,I'll do it myself.
I'll do it myself.,You?
You?,My father was an electrician. Already forgot that?
My father was an electrician. Already forgot that?,My father was a pilot. And do I know how to fly?
"Oh, let Henslowe wait.",Mr. Henslowe?
Mr. Henslowe?,Let him be damned for his pages!
Let him be damned for his pages!,"Oh--no, no!"
"Oh--no, no!",There is time. It is still dark.
There is time. It is still dark.,It is broad day! The rooster tells us so!
It is broad day! The rooster tells us so!,"It was the owl. Believe me, love, it was the owl."
I found something in my sleep. The Friar who married them will take up their destinies.,"Oh, but it will end well for love?"
"Oh, but it will end well for love?","In heaven, perhaps. It is not a comedy I am writing now. A broad river divides my lovers--family, duty, fate--as unchangeable as nature."
"In heaven, perhaps. It is not a comedy I am writing now. A broad river divides my lovers--family, duty, fate--as unchangeable as nature.","Yes, this is not life, Will. This is a stolen season."
"Family? Family? Friends? Drugged-up wandering suicidal search of the self don't have families, David.",I just thought we should discuss it.
I just thought we should discuss it.,Take his legs.
"Well, Cameron, are you comfortable?","Yes, thanks."
"Yes, thanks.","Good. Well, you've seen the flat?"
"Good. Well, you've seen the flat?",Yes.
Yes.,And you like it?
And you like it?,"Oh, yes, it's great."
"Oh, yes, it's great.","Yes. It is, isn't it? We alllike it. And the room's nice too, don't you think?"
"Yes. It is, isn't it? We alllike it. And the room's nice too, don't you think?",Yes.
Yes.,"Spacious, quiet, bright, well appointed, all that sort of stuff, all that"
"Spacious, quiet, bright, well appointed, all that sort of stuff, all that","Well, yes."
"Well, yes.","So tell me, Cameron, what on earth -- just tell me, because I want to know -- what on earth could make you think that we would want to share a flat like this with someone like you?"
Leave him alone.,He can't stay up there.
He can't stay up there.,He'll come down. Leave him alone.
He'll come down. Leave him alone.,"Yeah, he's got to go to work, hasn't he? You think he'll come down for that?"
"Yeah, he's got to go to work, hasn't he? You think he'll come down for that?","No, but he's looking after the money, so what's the problem?"
"No, but he's looking after the money, so what's the problem?",Looking after it -- he's probably well eating it.
"Eh, I don't know.","Oh, don't be so coy, dear. You're going to Rio."
"Oh, don't be so coy, dear. You're going to Rio.",What?
What?,"That's right. You're going to Rio. Rio de Janeiro. On your own. Come on, you should know. You bought the ticket."
"And listen, I'll be right back and I want your in that bed when I get back.",You're very rude... if you don't come back --
You're very rude... if you don't come back --,I'll be back in a while.
I'll be back in a while.,I don't want to see you anymore.
I don't want to see you anymore.,"I'll be right back, baby, really."
"C'mon, tell me. Don't be afraid.",Why do you wanna know so bad?
Why do you wanna know so bad?,See if you've been making it with my mother.
See if you've been making it with my mother.,What would my being a have to do with that?
"Yeah, it is.",I never get my hair done.
I never get my hair done.,No kidding.
No kidding.,"In fact, I don't think I've ever been to a beauty parlor in my whole life."
"In fact, I don't think I've ever been to a beauty parlor in my whole life.",No
No,"You think that's funny, don't you?"
"You think that's funny, don't you?",Yeah.
Yeah.,You live a phony cheap cop-out existence.
You live a phony cheap cop-out existence.,Yeah...
Yeah...,Beverly Hills hairdresser... what kind of a thing is that to do... you might as well be a think that's funny too?
Beverly Hills hairdresser... what kind of a thing is that to do... you might as well be a think that's funny too?,No.
No.,Then what do you think?
Then what do you think?,That you're just like your mother.
That you're just like your mother.,I am not like my mother!
I am not like my mother!,You are.
You are.,I am not!
I am not!,You are.
I am not!,Look... Do you wanna me?
Look... Do you wanna me?,Yeah.
George!,Yeah.
Yeah.,"You're late, we're all backed up and you're supposed to go to Buffums."
"You're late, we're all backed up and you're supposed to go to Buffums.",Buffums?
Buffums?,"Yes, Buffums."
"Yes, Buffums.","I've got heads here, Norman."
"I've got heads here, Norman.",You promised you'd do the show.
You promised you'd do the show.,Oh Norman!
Oh Norman!,"Don't use that tone of voice with me... never mind, I'll take Gordon."
George... how about Felicia?,What?
What?,Did you?
Did you?,Did I what?
Did I what?,You know what I'm talking about.
You know what I'm talking about.,"Hey, I don't tell."
"Hey, I don't tell.",Can I count on that? I just want to see Lester with me and that in the same room tonight.
Can I count on that? I just want to see Lester with me and that in the same room tonight.,Yeah?
Yeah?,"Well, did you or didn't you?"
Don't do it.,"That son of a everything he says is a phony piece of what does he think, I'm some cigar butt he's got between his teeth --"
"That son of a everything he says is a phony piece of what does he think, I'm some cigar butt he's got between his teeth --","C'mon, you're going for a walk."
"-- Just get me out of here, baby. I can't stand it. It's killing me.",-- we can't now.
-- we can't now.,"-- why not? C'mon, take me out of here, somewhere I don't have to lie to anybody and I'll your brains out, you little fiend, I adore you --"
-- don't you want to --,"Jackie, can we --"
"Jackie, can we --",Who's the greatest in the world? C'mon --
That sounds like me.,"I am you, you little"
-- but you never were much of a man --,Mmmm --
Mmmm --,-- and legs --
-- and legs --,Look who's talking.
Look who's talking.,Me?
Me?,"-- yes, you --"
"-- yes, you --",Well of course. Who loves a big on a man?
Well of course. Who loves a big on a man?,"Not me, pal."
"Hey, what's happening? Mary! Telephone. What's the matter?",Wanda...
Wanda...,Oh yeah?
Oh yeah?,"You were supposed to handle that she's always asking for you, and she was furious you weren't here."
"You were supposed to handle that she's always asking for you, and she was furious you weren't here.",Yeah?...
Yeah?...,"She's murdered her hair... you do something with her, I'm never going to touch her again."
"She's murdered her hair... you do something with her, I'm never going to touch her again.","I'm busy, man."
"I'm busy, man.","If I have to touch her again, I'll throw up!"
"If I have to touch her again, I'll throw up!","Don't talk like a child. You're a pro, now get out there and cut!"
I don't know. I can't remember. It was just in my dream.,No
Nobody's gonna get you. Now get inside.,"George, I don't --"
"George, I don't --",You'll do what I tell you. Now get the inside.
What business meeting?,Look at the way I live.
Look at the way I live.,I've been trying to reach you all afternoon. You weren't in the shop. What is this thing tonight?
I've been trying to reach you all afternoon. You weren't in the shop. What is this thing tonight?,"What do you mean, what is it? It's some political"
"What do you mean, what is it? It's some political",I have to have Jackie ask me? Don't you think you could call me and let me know? Look at my hair.
I have to have Jackie ask me? Don't you think you could call me and let me know? Look at my hair.,"Wait a minute, Do you think I want to go to some damned party? I'm trying to get that damned shop open. I'm trying to get a little bread together. That's all I'm doing."
"I know, honey.","Maybe I should get a dog... no, it would just all over the house and I'd never clean it up."
"Maybe I should get a dog... no, it would just all over the house and I'd never clean it up.","Oh, honey. If we had one place, we could have a nicer place and I could take care of it. We're almost never here."
How come you took your own car?,I didn't want him meeting me here.
I didn't want him meeting me here.,Well that's something.
Well that's something.,What is.
What is.,You didn't plan on him tonight.
"You did him, didn't you?","I'm very tired, George."
"It's good you want to do something, George.",Thank you.
Thank you.,But personal services are not the kind of thing I usually get into.
But personal services are not the kind of thing I usually get into.,They're not?
They're not?,"No, they're a pain in the there's no way of keeping track of anything. It's a cash business and you've got to watch your operators or they'll steal you blind, am I right or am I right?"
"No, they're a pain in the there's no way of keeping track of anything. It's a cash business and you've got to watch your operators or they'll steal you blind, am I right or am I right?",You're right.
You're right.,Who needs that kind of aggravation? Who needs that kind of aggravation at my age? When I finish work I want to...
Well maybe I can get you something.,"That's very sweet of you, Mr. Roth."
"That's very sweet of you, Mr. Roth.",Sid.
Sid.,Sid. You must be a very important executive.
Sid. You must be a very important executive.,"Well, whatever I am, I think I can get you whatever you'd like."
"Well, whatever I am, I think I can get you whatever you'd like.",You do?
You do?,Yes.
Yes.,"-- well, more than anything else -- -- I'd like to his"
-- you phony --,"Oh, dear that's too bad. -- get her out of here, get her out of here."
"Well, he is.",So what's your point?
So what's your point?,"Jill, I'm just trying to be helpful."
"Jill, I'm just trying to be helpful.","I know, I'm sorry."
"I know, I'm sorry.",I spent three years with him. I just couldn't take it not knowing who was gonna pay the rent... his unemployment or mine. George was adorable but it drove me crackers. Now at least I'm comfortable. Lester does what he says he'll do. Maybe you're happy living like a gypsy. Are you?
I spent three years with him. I just couldn't take it not knowing who was gonna pay the rent... his unemployment or mine. George was adorable but it drove me crackers. Now at least I'm comfortable. Lester does what he says he'll do. Maybe you're happy living like a gypsy. Are you?,George is great but I know what you mean.
George is great but I know what you mean.,"Face it, you can go around with cute guys and get hung up on their sexy bodies and things like that but sooner or later you've got to find somebody. Face it, time isn't on your side."
"Face it, you can go around with cute guys and get hung up on their sexy bodies and things like that but sooner or later you've got to find somebody. Face it, time isn't on your side.",I guess not.
#NAME?,Didn't you have any on?
Didn't you have any on?,#NAME?
#NAME?,What did you do?
What did you do?,Well... I just kept wiping that dish. Maybe it doesn't sound very sexy but it was.
Well... I just kept wiping that dish. Maybe it doesn't sound very sexy but it was.,"No, it sounds very sexy -- did you just stay by the sink all that time?"
"No, it sounds very sexy -- did you just stay by the sink all that time?","No, he picked me up and carried me out to the sundeck -- it was hot. The wood on the sundeck, everything."
That,"George is a hairdresser, isn't he?"
No.,"He is, Mr. Torrance."
"He is, Mr. Torrance.",Who?
Who?,A
A,A
A,A cook.
"or whether you don't hear me typing, whatever the you hear me doing in here, when I am in here that means that I am working - that means don't come in. Now do you think you can handle that?",Yes.
Yes.,"Fine. Why don't you start right now and get the out of here, hmm?"
"Shovellings out driveways, work in a car wash - any of that appeal to you?",Jack...
Jack...,"Wendy, I have let you up my life so far, but I'm not going to let you this up!"
"Stay away from me,",Wendy!
Wendy!,Stay away...!
Stay away...!,"Darling, light of my life, I'm not going to hurt you. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said 'I'm not going to hurt you... I'm just going to bash your brains in!' I'm going to bash them right the in."
Yeah? Really?,"Yeah. Really. The of it is, we still are. Learn from your elders, dearies."
What if I say no?,"Then I'd have to kick your dear boy. Go on, now."
"Yeah. We all got caught. Shoplifting. Cuttin' school. Cuttin' up some with a blade. So we gotta come here. So we'll be good, in the future. So we'll learn valuable lessons. And I learned mine. I will be incredibly good, I will never rip out nobody's nose-ring by accident ever again. Can I go now?","Yeah, you learned a whole lot, I can tell."
"Okay, so maybe I'm a nun -- so, you want to ask me something? You want to listen, for once in your little lives? You want to pay some attention?",What about crack? You a user?
What about crack? You a user?,"I said I was a nun, not an"
Excuse me -- just what are you all doing here? At Sunday School?,'Cause we love it so much. And cause we gotta come here. Probation.
'Cause we love it so much. And cause we gotta come here. Probation.,Probation?
"Well, what about the stuff? What if some dude is after you, and he's always saying stuff, commin' on sweet and mellow. Like, oh, baby, you know you'll love it. Oh, baby, if you loved me, you'd stay.",And you listen to that?
And you listen to that?,"No, but... I don't know... sometimes."
"No, but... I don't know... sometimes.","Hey, I know, it's hard. But do what I do."
"Hey, I know, it's hard. But do what I do.",What you do?
What you do?,"Just tell him, I do love you, but I can't -- I'm a nun."
You are so sexy.,Vince...
Vince...,"How did I get so lucky? What is it now, five years we've been together? Who do I thank?"
"How did I get so lucky? What is it now, five years we've been together? Who do I thank?","Today was the deadline, Vince."
What?,You want me to go against a priest? Get excommunicated? You think I'm nuts?
You want me to go against a priest? Get excommunicated? You think I'm nuts?,You
You,We can still see each other. Just like always. It's a different kind of sin. Smaller.
We can still see each other. Just like always. It's a different kind of sin. Smaller.,You pig!
it!,Mary Clarence!
"Eddie, you've got to get me out of here.",Not again. You can't keep calling. Somebody's going to catch on to where you are.
Not again. You can't keep calling. Somebody's going to catch on to where you are.,"But I'm going insane! All these people do is pray and work, work and pray! I don't get it -- when's the weekend? They have gruel, Eddie, that's what they call food! Gruel -- it's like Alpo for nuns! I sleep in a cell, on a board, and I pray five times a days Do you know what I pray for, Eddie, do you have any idea? Check your Eddie --anything fall off yet? Get me outta her!"
"But I'm going insane! All these people do is pray and work, work and pray! I don't get it -- when's the weekend? They have gruel, Eddie, that's what they call food! Gruel -- it's like Alpo for nuns! I sleep in a cell, on a board, and I pray five times a days Do you know what I pray for, Eddie, do you have any idea? Check your Eddie --anything fall off yet? Get me outta her!","Calm down. Look, I didn't want to tell you this, but we've had some problems with our protection program lately."
"Calm down. Look, I didn't want to tell you this, but we've had some problems with our protection program lately.",Like what?
Like what?,"Keeping our witnesses alive. We hide them, but there's a leak in the department, and they end up dead."
"Keeping our witnesses alive. We hide them, but there's a leak in the department, and they end up dead.",You
Eddie! You scared the out of me!,What if I was Vince? You'd be dead right now. What are you doing giving interviews on TV?
What if I was Vince? You'd be dead right now. What are you doing giving interviews on TV?,It wasn't my fault! They just showed up. It's helping the convent.
It wasn't my fault! They just showed up. It's helping the convent.,You're supposed to be hiding out!
You're supposed to be hiding out!,I really can't talk about it now. The place is packed. SRO. I've got a show to do.
I really can't talk about it now. The place is packed. SRO. I've got a show to do.,Listen to yourself. This isn't a career opportunity.
Listen to yourself. This isn't a career opportunity.,I know that. This isn't about me. It's about the choir. You should hear them. They're good. Really good. And I taught them.
I know that. This isn't about me. It's about the choir. You should hear them. They're good. Really good. And I taught them.,"Jesus, look at you You're glowing."
"Jesus, look at you You're glowing.",I am?
I am?,Yeah. You look... great. I mean it..
Yeah. You look... great. I mean it..,Really? Lieutenant?
Really? Lieutenant?,I've been worried about you.
"But, boss -- she's still, you know, a nun.",She's a broad! Got it! Just some broad!
"Only if I repeat them outside this room. And, I will if I must... Out there, for all to hear. Or... you may speak, as planned. But, you tell them you feel compelled to move on to greener pastures.",No. You will not run me out. No one will believe a word of what you say.
No. You will not run me out. No one will believe a word of what you say.,"Oh? Far as I can tell, a rumor does not travel alone for long here."
"Oh? Far as I can tell, a rumor does not travel alone for long here.",Are you a deist? Is that it? A free thinker who does not believe in divinity.
Are you a deist? Is that it? A free thinker who does not believe in divinity.,It is only important what you are. An adulterer...
It is only important what you are. An adulterer...,I am the Lord's voice in this town.
I am the Lord's voice in this town.,Wallowing in sin and
Wallowing in sin and,They need guidance.
They need guidance.,Wallowing quite literally in blood.
Wallowing quite literally in blood.,"you, sir! you to"
"you, sir! you to","He may. But, not soon enough for you, and not on your behalf."
Taken. Taken by the Headless Horseman. Taken back to,Pardon me?
 ,Master Hardenbrook...
"Won't you change your mind, sir? What can I say to convince you?",Nothing. To with this place and all the people here.
"Imagine my surprise, finding him on a liason with a common servant. A girl who had apparently become his secret love.","No one will believe your lies,"
"No one will believe your lies,",This will see your mouth shut forever very soon. But... I am not going to you. Not me...
"Scooter, did I tell about the two old boys pissin' off the bridge?",I can't remember.
I can't remember.,"There was these two old boys hung their peckers off of a bridge to one old boy from California and one old boy from Arkansas. Old boy from California says, ""Boy this water's cold."" Old boy from Arkansas says ""Yeah, and it's deep too."" Get it? That's a goodun."
"There was these two old boys hung their peckers off of a bridge to one old boy from California and one old boy from Arkansas. Old boy from California says, ""Boy this water's cold."" Old boy from Arkansas says ""Yeah, and it's deep too."" Get it? That's a goodun.","Yeah, that's a goodun. I believe you did tell me that one before. I've heard that a bunch. Long time ago."
"Yeah, that's a goodun. I believe you did tell me that one before. I've heard that a bunch. Long time ago.","Well, yeah it's a classic. You know, Karl, I got to thinkin' about it last night and it's just not Christian of me to not let you have a key. I mean you been in lockup so long, you don't need me keepin' you locked up. You need to come and go as you please. Here, take this key, it'll get you in and out that back door. Them french fries good?"
"How 'bout you, Jerry.","How are you, Bill?"
"How are you, Bill?",Doin' pretty good. Got a sick tiller here. What's got you down this way?
Doin' pretty good. Got a sick tiller here. What's got you down this way?,Just thought I'd check on Karl and see if everything's working out.
Just thought I'd check on Karl and see if everything's working out.,"Well, he's pretty quiet. Except for them rackets and breathin' things he does. Ain't threatened me with a killin' or anything. But boy you couldn't of been more right about him fixin' things. That son of a is a regular Eli Whitney on a lawnmower. Loves french fries. Eats four larges and don't even so much as belch. I'm proud to have him."
"Well, he's pretty quiet. Except for them rackets and breathin' things he does. Ain't threatened me with a killin' or anything. But boy you couldn't of been more right about him fixin' things. That son of a is a regular Eli Whitney on a lawnmower. Loves french fries. Eats four larges and don't even so much as belch. I'm proud to have him.",Is him stayin' here workin' out?
Is him stayin' here workin' out?,He's gone to stayin' over with that Wheatley boy and his mama in their garage. I think that little boy adopted him near like a mascot. But he's got a key here to come and go as he pleases. Everything's worked out good.
He's gone to stayin' over with that Wheatley boy and his mama in their garage. I think that little boy adopted him near like a mascot. But he's got a key here to come and go as he pleases. Everything's worked out good.,Can I see him?
Can I see him?,Sure.
"Hey Freddy, what's goin' on boy. I seen your pitcher in the paper for catchin' that bass.",Yeah She was a big 'un. You ain't drivin' are you Doyle?
Yeah She was a big 'un. You ain't drivin' are you Doyle?,Yeah.
Yeah.,I figured that. Well you better be careful with that cripple in the back. You'll throw him out. Looks like you got a wagonful.
I figured that. Well you better be careful with that cripple in the back. You'll throw him out. Looks like you got a wagonful.,We run outta somethin' to drink. Goin' to the county line. You want to race?
We run outta somethin' to drink. Goin' to the county line. You want to race?,You know better than that. We're on duty. Catch me in that Camaro next week one night.
You know better than that. We're on duty. Catch me in that Camaro next week one night.,Catch you later Freddy!
"Yeah, that's right, Frank, you better ask him. I mean, don't hurt his feelin's or anything, but it would be good to know. I'm sure it's nothin'. He seems real sweet.","You sure are hung up on people bein' sweet. Speakin' of which, where's your girlfriend? I thought he was comin' by here for something."
"You sure are hung up on people bein' sweet. Speakin' of which, where's your girlfriend? I thought he was comin' by here for something.","He'll be here in a little while, he's takin' me to get an ice cream."
"He'll be here in a little while, he's takin' me to get an ice cream.",Ain't that the sweetest thing. What am I supposed to do about supper with you traipsin' around with that
Ain't that the sweetest thing. What am I supposed to do about supper with you traipsin' around with that,You're not crippled. Get in there and make somethin'.
You're not crippled. Get in there and make somethin'.,"Boy, ain't you somethin' else. Talkin' back and everything. It kinda makes me when you talk back."
"Boy, ain't you somethin' else. Talkin' back and everything. It kinda makes me when you talk back.","Frank, why don't you go off and play in your room if Doyle's gonna talk nasty."
You're not stayin' here tonight. Go get sober before you come back. I'm tired of my child seein' this. Now you get yourself straight or I'll lock your out of my life for good.,"You know what I told you, you even think of leavin' me, I'll you dead as a doornail."
"You know what I told you, you even think of leavin' me, I'll you dead as a doornail.",That might be better than this.
"All right, y'all gonna go with me?","Naw, let them stay here with me and do men things. There might be some kind of ball game on we can watch. You go on."
"Naw, let them stay here with me and do men things. There might be some kind of ball game on we can watch. You go on.",I'll be back in a little bit then.
"Well, honey, I don't guess I give a I ain't here half the time anyway. If you want a livin' in the garage, I don't guess I care. I've got a good tool box and socket set out there I don't want stol'd. I guess I could take it home with me.",He's real honest. He wouldn't steal nothin'.
He's real honest. He wouldn't steal nothin'.,"Now son, I wadn't talkin' to you, was I? Was I?"
"Now son, I wadn't talkin' to you, was I? Was I?",No sir.
No sir.,"No sir's right. I'm talkin' to your mama. This is your mama's decision, not yours. I'm lettin' it go on because she asked me, not you. Now is this the kind of that drools and rubs in his hair and all that, 'cause I have trouble eatin' around that kind of thing. Just like I am about antique furniture and midgets. I can't so much as drink a glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture. Same thing with a droolin'"
Last time you got mad and run Morris and them off and said to stay away from here.,"That ain't none of your bidness. Besides that's the way friends do one another. it, I'm gonna go call 'em. Honey, find my guitar, I think it's out there in the garage with that loony tune."
"Now here's the deal. Now that I'm gonna throw my entire life away doin' what I want to come live here with y'all, we have to get a few things straight. See, Frank, me and you mama wouldn't have any problems if it wadn't for you. We'd never have a bad word between us. But since you do exist, if I'm gonna be here as the head of the household, we'll have to live by my rules. And my rules are you don't speak unless you're spoken to. Stay out of my way and do what a regular kid does. You're a weird little I don't get you. So wake up. Face what they call reality. We're gonna be a family now. And it's my family. I'll be payin' the bills so you got me. But I ain't your daddy. You just treat me like I am. I'm the boss, okay. And the other thing is your friend Karl has to go. We can't have a normal family with him livin' in the garage and comin' in the bedroom at four in the mornin' with hammers and See?",Karl can stay if he wants to. Mama said --
"I'd better go on home now, it's late. I have to work tomorrow.","Come on, don't be a Everybody has to work."
You got that right.,What exactly do you mean by that? I don't understand.
We don't have a band! Y'all just shut the up! We don't need no practicin' or managers cause we ain't no fuckin' band! Morris ain't no genius and the rest of you are just losers. Am I the only one sane human bein' around here? Just get the out of my house and don't come back!,"It's not your house, Doyle, it's Linda's."
"It's not your house, Doyle, it's Linda's.","I'll you, you fuckin' You mind your own business. Now get out! Now, before I get too mad to turn back."
What's in your bag?,This and that. Toothpaste and whatnot.
This and that. Toothpaste and whatnot.,What's all them books?
What's all them books?,Different ones. The Bible's one of 'em.
Different ones. The Bible's one of 'em.,You believe in the Bible?
You believe in the Bible?,"A good deal of it, I reckon. Can't understand all of it."
"A good deal of it, I reckon. Can't understand all of it.","Well, I can't understand none of it. This one begat this one and that one begat this one and begat and begat and begat and lo somebody sayeth some or another. Just how are you?"
I ain't never used no hatchet that I remember.,"You're just crazy in a kind of way then. It wouldn't matter to me if you did do violence on somebody 'cause I ain't afraid of You think I'm afraid for you to stay here. You're just a over it looks like to me. Not really, I'm just jokin' with you. Welcome to our humble home, buddy. Frank needs all the friends he can get. Frank's a real weak little kid. His daddy taught him how to be a"
"On the bass, give it up for Terence ""One Ball"" Atkins. On the tambourine and lyrics Morris Hobbs the fuckin' genius of the group. On drums ""The Johnson."" And last and most importantly, Doyle Hargraves on rhythm guitar and business affairs and the only with a truck big enough to haul this outfit on the next world fuckin' tour. Come on, a big hand for these guys. They're workin' their off here. Okay I'd like to dedicate this next one to some very special people in our audience tonight. To my lovely female companion Linda, her lovely son Frank, our new boarder Karl - what's your last name Karl?",Childers.
Childers.,"Karl Childers just in from the state facility. Make one of them gruntin' sounds Karl or whatever it is you do. Oh well, Karl's a little he don't know what the I'm talkin' about. And to Vaughan who a mortician in the rear entrance right in front of his clients. Now that takes balls. Our number one tune for the folks, boys. Kick it off Johnson!"
I want to be baptized.,"Baptized? Well, get baptized then. I don't give a Call a fuckin' preacher, goddamnit! I can't baptize you."
Where's ever'body else? You seen 'em? I thought I told you to get the moved out of here anyway.,How does a feller go about gettin' ahold of the police?
How does a feller go about gettin' ahold of the police?,"Pick up the fuckin' phone and call 'em, I guess."
"Pick up the fuckin' phone and call 'em, I guess.",What numbers do you punch?
What numbers do you punch?,"I told you to get away from here, didn't I? I'm tryin' to relax and look at TV. What are you doin' with that piece of iron? I swear to you're the weirdest son of a I ever heard of."
"I told you to get away from here, didn't I? I'm tryin' to relax and look at TV. What are you doin' with that piece of iron? I swear to you're the weirdest son of a I ever heard of.",I aim to you with it.
Hey Frank. You shouldn't be coming over here. My parents really don't want you to.,I wanted to bring you some flowers. They're pretty good ones.
I wanted to bring you some flowers. They're pretty good ones.,They're from the Dollar Store. I'm not an idiot. Besides we have a garden full of flowers.
I'd like to that son of a I hate him.,You ort not to talk that way. You're just a boy.
You ort not to talk that way. You're just a boy.,"Well, I hate him."
"Well, I hate him.",He ort not to talk that away to you neither. He ain't no count. He's mean to you and your mama. Yore mama and that feller that's carryin' me to get somethin' d'eat's gonna be back here directly.
He ort not to talk that away to you neither. He ain't no count. He's mean to you and your mama. Yore mama and that feller that's carryin' me to get somethin' d'eat's gonna be back here directly.,Will you stay here with us for a long time?
Will you stay here with us for a long time?,I reckon if you want me to. I got some of that potted meat and sodie crackers left over if you want some.
I reckon if you want me to. I got some of that potted meat and sodie crackers left over if you want some.,I don't see how you can eat that stuff with all those insides it's made out of.
I don't see how you can eat that stuff with all those insides it's made out of.,I reckon it tastes pretty good to me.
I reckon it tastes pretty good to me.,I like the way you talk.
I like the way you talk.,I like the way you talk.
"Hey, Karl. How'd you know to come out here?",I knowed you'd be here. What are you a-doin' digging with that stob?
I knowed you'd be here. What are you a-doin' digging with that stob?,Just diggin'. I ain't ever gonna be happy now. Not with that son of a movin' in for good. I wish me and you and Mama could just run away. But she said he would find us wherever we went. He's crazy. Sometimes I think it would of been better if I wadn't ever born.
Just diggin'. I ain't ever gonna be happy now. Not with that son of a movin' in for good. I wish me and you and Mama could just run away. But she said he would find us wherever we went. He's crazy. Sometimes I think it would of been better if I wadn't ever born.,I'm glad of it you was borned. I reckon I ain't gonna be there in the garage no more.
I'm glad of it you was borned. I reckon I ain't gonna be there in the garage no more.,You have to Karl. You have to look out for me. You don't let that son of a run you off.
You have to Karl. You have to look out for me. You don't let that son of a run you off.,You're just a boy. You ort not to use that sort of language.
You're just a boy. You ort not to use that sort of language.,"Karl, I ain't tryin' to say nothin' bad about you, but why don't you stop Doyle when he gets that away? You're older than him. You're strong, too. My daddy wouldn't let him do that to me and Mama."
"Karl, I ain't tryin' to say nothin' bad about you, but why don't you stop Doyle when he gets that away? You're older than him. You're strong, too. My daddy wouldn't let him do that to me and Mama.",That feller's a whole sight meaner than me. He'd just whup the tar out of me.
That feller's a whole sight meaner than me. He'd just whup the tar out of me.,"Yeah, I guess so. I'm real tired, you know that. A kid my age shouldn't be tired of things."
"Yeah, I guess so. I'm real tired, you know that. A kid my age shouldn't be tired of things.","I'm tired, too, Frank. If I ain't around no more, it don't mean I don't care fer ye. I care for ye a good deal. I care for you more than anybody they is. We made friends right off the bat."
"I'm tired, too, Frank. If I ain't around no more, it don't mean I don't care fer ye. I care for ye a good deal. I care for you more than anybody they is. We made friends right off the bat.","I care for you, too. But you'll be around, don't say that."
"I care for you, too. But you'll be around, don't say that.",Hit don't make no difference where I was to be. We'll always be friends. There ain't no way to stop that. I aim for you to have these books.
"You're a of a boy, Frank. Someday you're gonna get all the good things you deserve. And Karl here's gonna get some more biscuits tonight. What do you think about that?",I could shore use some. Thank ye.
"Okay, Karl, the reason I brought you here was to talk to you about something that is on my mind. I guess I'll put it right out on the table. Where do I start. Linda and Frank are very important to me. They're like family. My own family was never like family. They're horrible people. As a matter of fact I prayed every night for years that my father would die. I finally realized through a lot of therapy that I was wasting my energy on hating him. Now I just don't care. You see, you and I are a lot alike, strange as that may seem. I mean not physically or even mentally really, just well, maybe emotionally or actually the hand we've been dealt in life. We're different. People see us as being different anyway. You're -- well you have your affliction or whatever and I, well mine's not as easy to see. I'm just going to say it. I'm Does that surprise you? That I'm You know what being is, don't you?",I reckon not.
I reckon not.,Homosexual. I like men. Sexually.
Homosexual. I like men. Sexually.,"Not funny, ha, ha, funny"
"Not funny, ha, ha, funny","Well that's a very offensive way to put it. You shouldn't say that. You were taught that, weren't you?"
"Well that's a very offensive way to put it. You shouldn't say that. You were taught that, weren't you?",I've heard it said that way.
I've heard it said that way.,"Anyway, it's hard to live that's the right way to say it, in a small town like this. I've wanted to leave many times, but my love for Linda and Frank and another certain person that we won't go into have kept me from it. Anyway, I'm rambling. If you're going to live in the Wheatly garage you need to know that it won't be easy. Doyle is a monster. Not just a closed minded redneck, but a monster. A dangerous person. I've told Linda that one day that man is going to really hurt her or that boy. Maybe even one of them. I see it in his eyes. I'm very in tune, maybe even psychic. Doyle will make your life You're a perfect target. When I first saw you I was afraid of you. Not really afraid, I guess, just taken aback. But also, I felt a real sensitive feeling from you. And for some reason, Frank has adopted you. Much like a stray animal. I'm sorry, I didn't mean it like that. In a good way. Anyway, I just want you to know what you're in for. I have a good feeling about you. You're good for Frank. Maybe it's that he can have an adult friend on a child's level. I'm sorry, I didn't mean it in a bad way. There's one more thing. It's none of my business why you were in the state hospital. Everyone has something in their past, maybe you tried suicide, maybe you did something -- terrible. But what I see before me is a gentle, simple man. All I want you to promise me is that you're capable of being around Linda and Frank. You know. You would never hurt them under any circumstances, would you?"
"Anyway, it's hard to live that's the right way to say it, in a small town like this. I've wanted to leave many times, but my love for Linda and Frank and another certain person that we won't go into have kept me from it. Anyway, I'm rambling. If you're going to live in the Wheatly garage you need to know that it won't be easy. Doyle is a monster. Not just a closed minded redneck, but a monster. A dangerous person. I've told Linda that one day that man is going to really hurt her or that boy. Maybe even one of them. I see it in his eyes. I'm very in tune, maybe even psychic. Doyle will make your life You're a perfect target. When I first saw you I was afraid of you. Not really afraid, I guess, just taken aback. But also, I felt a real sensitive feeling from you. And for some reason, Frank has adopted you. Much like a stray animal. I'm sorry, I didn't mean it like that. In a good way. Anyway, I just want you to know what you're in for. I have a good feeling about you. You're good for Frank. Maybe it's that he can have an adult friend on a child's level. I'm sorry, I didn't mean it in a bad way. There's one more thing. It's none of my business why you were in the state hospital. Everyone has something in their past, maybe you tried suicide, maybe you did something -- terrible. But what I see before me is a gentle, simple man. All I want you to promise me is that you're capable of being around Linda and Frank. You know. You would never hurt them under any circumstances, would you?",I wouldn't never hurt them.
I wouldn't never hurt them.,That's what I thought. I hope I haven't offended you in any way. You seem like a thinker. You seem to always be in deep thought. Tell me something. What are you thinking right now?
"I don't know why you're so weirded out, this is not San Quentin, it's just a nuthouse. Most of these people don't even know where they are, they're not gonna hurt you.",In a few minutes we're gonna be in a room with a killer. That doesn't bother you?
In a few minutes we're gonna be in a room with a killer. That doesn't bother you?,"Hey, you're the one that wanted to major in journalism. Anyhow, wasn't the guy something like twelve or thirteen when he did it, it was twenty-five years ago, he probably doesn't even remember it."
"Hey, you're the one that wanted to major in journalism. Anyhow, wasn't the guy something like twelve or thirteen when he did it, it was twenty-five years ago, he probably doesn't even remember it.",Do you smell
Do you smell,Yeah.
"You see, Karl, growing up, only knew that was wrong and that people who did it should be killed for it. He couldn't really read but, well, neither could his mother. But, his father made sure that his mother knew what the Bible said. And she made sure Karl knew. You know he slept in a hole in the ground under a toolshed, right?",I knew he slept in a toolshed.
I knew he slept in a toolshed.,His mother told him that he was their punishment. Hers and his father's; from for having
His mother told him that he was their punishment. Hers and his father's; from for having,Before they were married?
Before they were married?,"I don't think so. Just period, I think. She told him... gave them the ugliest creation he could think of. Karl has an entire book -- a notebook. On every page it says ""Franklin Chapter 1 Verse number 1."" He wrote that a few years ago after he'd learned to write. His father's name was Franklin."
"I don't think so. Just period, I think. She told him... gave them the ugliest creation he could think of. Karl has an entire book -- a notebook. On every page it says ""Franklin Chapter 1 Verse number 1."" He wrote that a few years ago after he'd learned to write. His father's name was Franklin.",That's really strange. What does it mean?
That's really strange. What does it mean?,One of his Daddy's Bible lessons I imagine. Y'all pull up a chair. I'll go out and talk to him.
"Don't be an Auggie. He's trying to make it up to you, can't you see that?",He's crazy.
He's crazy.,"No, he's not. You are."
"No, he's not. You are.",You're right. I just wasn't sure you knew.
You're right. I just wasn't sure you knew.,It's written all over you like a neon sign. Now say something nice to Rashid to make him feel better.
It's written all over you like a neon sign. Now say something nice to Rashid to make him feel better.,"you, kid."
"All right, sugar, what's on your mind?",Don't look at me like that. Auggie. It gives me the creeps.
Don't look at me like that. Auggie. It gives me the creeps.,Like what?
Like what?,"Like what you're doing. I'm not going to eat you up. I need your help, and if you keep staring at me like that. I might start screaming."
"Like what you're doing. I'm not going to eat you up. I need your help, and if you keep staring at me like that. I might start screaming.","Help, huh? And I don't suppose this help has anything to do with money, does it?"
"Help, huh? And I don't suppose this help has anything to do with money, does it?","Don't rush me, okay? You're jumping to conclusions before I've even said anything. And besides, it's not for me. It's for our daughter."
"Don't rush me, okay? You're jumping to conclusions before I've even said anything. And besides, it's not for me. It's for our daughter.","Our daughter? Is that what you said? Our daughter? I mean, you might have a daughter, but I sure as don't. And even if I did -- which I don't -- she wouldn't be our daughter."
"Our daughter? Is that what you said? Our daughter? I mean, you might have a daughter, but I sure as don't. And even if I did -- which I don't -- she wouldn't be our daughter.","Her name is Felicity, and she just turned eighteen. She ran away from Pittsburgh last year, and now she's living in some here in Brooklyn with a guy named Chico. Strung out on crack, four months pregnant. I can't bear to think about that baby. Our grandchild, Auggie. Just think of it. Our grandchild."
"Her name is Felicity, and she just turned eighteen. She ran away from Pittsburgh last year, and now she's living in some here in Brooklyn with a guy named Chico. Strung out on crack, four months pregnant. I can't bear to think about that baby. Our grandchild, Auggie. Just think of it. Our grandchild.","Stop it, already. Just stop all this right now. Was that your idea to call her Felicity?"
"Stop it, already. Just stop all this right now. Was that your idea to call her Felicity?","It means ""happiness."""
"It means ""happiness.""",I know what it means. That still don't make it a good name.
I know what it means. That still don't make it a good name.,"I don't know who else to turn to, Auggie."
"I don't know who else to turn to, Auggie.","You've suckered me before, darling, remember? Why should I believe you now?"
"You've suckered me before, darling, remember? Why should I believe you now?","Why would I lie to you, Auggie? You think it was easy to come here and walk into this place? Why would I do it if I didn't have to?"
"Why would I lie to you, Auggie? You think it was easy to come here and walk into this place? Why would I do it if I didn't have to?","That's what you told me when I shoplifted that necklace for you. You remember, baby, don't you? The judge gave me a choice: either go to the can or enlist. So, instead of going to college, I wind up in the navy for four years, I watch men lose their arms and legs, I nearly get my head blown off, and you, sweet Ruby McNutt, you run off and marry that Bill."
"That's what you told me when I shoplifted that necklace for you. You remember, baby, don't you? The judge gave me a choice: either go to the can or enlist. So, instead of going to college, I wind up in the navy for four years, I watch men lose their arms and legs, I nearly get my head blown off, and you, sweet Ruby McNutt, you run off and marry that Bill.",You didn't write to me for more than a year. What was I supposed to think?
You didn't write to me for more than a year. What was I supposed to think?,"Yeah, well, I lost my pen. By the time I got a new one, I was clean out of paper."
"Yeah, well, I lost my pen. By the time I got a new one, I was clean out of paper.","It was over with Bill before you ever came home. Maybe you don't remember it now, but you were pretty hot to see me back then."
"It was over with Bill before you ever came home. Maybe you don't remember it now, but you were pretty hot to see me back then.",You weren't so lukewarm yourself. At least at first.
You weren't so lukewarm yourself. At least at first.,"It fizzled, baby. That's the way it goes. But we had our times, didn't we? It wasn't all bad."
"It fizzled, baby. That's the way it goes. But we had our times, didn't we? It wasn't all bad.","A couple of moments, I'll grant you that. A second or two snatched from the jaws of eternity."
"A couple of moments, I'll grant you that. A second or two snatched from the jaws of eternity.",And that's how Felicity came into the picture. During one of those two seconds.
And that's how Felicity came into the picture. During one of those two seconds.,"You're conning me, sweetheart. I ain't responsible for no baby."
"You're conning me, sweetheart. I ain't responsible for no baby.","Then why do you think I married Frank? I was already pregnant, and I didn't have much time. Say what you like, but at least he gave my kid a name."
"Then why do you think I married Frank? I was already pregnant, and I didn't have much time. Say what you like, but at least he gave my kid a name.",Good old Frank. And how is Mr. Grease Monkey these days?
Good old Frank. And how is Mr. Grease Monkey these days?,Who the knows? He dropped out of sight fifteen years ago.
Who the knows? He dropped out of sight fifteen years ago.,"Fifteen years ago? It won't wash, pumpkin. No mother waits fifteen years to tell a man he's a father. I wasn't born yesterday, you know."
"Fifteen years ago? It won't wash, pumpkin. No mother waits fifteen years to tell a man he's a father. I wasn't born yesterday, you know.","I thought I could handle it. I didn't want to bug you. I thought I could handle it on my own, but I couldn't. She's in real bad, Auggie."
"I thought I could handle it. I didn't want to bug you. I thought I could handle it on my own, but I couldn't. She's in real bad, Auggie.","Nice try, old girl. I'd like to help you out. You know, for old time's sake. But all my spare cash is tied up in a business venture, and I haven't collected my profits yet. Too bad. You caught me at the wrong time."
"Nice try, old girl. I'd like to help you out. You know, for old time's sake. But all my spare cash is tied up in a business venture, and I haven't collected my profits yet. Too bad. You caught me at the wrong time.","You're a cold-hearted aren't you? How'd you ever get so mean, Auggie?"
"You're a cold-hearted aren't you? How'd you ever get so mean, Auggie?","I know you think I'm lying to you, but I'm not. Every word I told you is the God's honest truth."
It's for you.,For me? And what am I supposed to do with a paper bag?
For me? And what am I supposed to do with a paper bag?,Open it.
Open it.,"What is this, some kind of joke?"
"What is this, some kind of joke?","No, it's five thousand dollars."
"No, it's five thousand dollars.","I don't want your money, you little twerp. It's probably stolen anyway."
"I don't want your money, you little twerp. It's probably stolen anyway.",What do you care where it comes from? It's yours.
What do you care where it comes from? It's yours.,And why the would you give me money?
And why the would you give me money?,So I can get my job back.
So I can get my job back.,Your job? You've got five thousand bucks. What do you want a job like that for?
Your job? You've got five thousand bucks. What do you want a job like that for?,"To look at the dirty magazines. I can see all the women I want, and it doesn't cost me a cent."
"To look at the dirty magazines. I can see all the women I want, and it doesn't cost me a cent.","You're a dumb, whacked-out little do you know that?"
"Come on, come on, you yellow belly. The whole thing. First name and last name.",What difference does it make?
"How'd you do out there, Jimmy?","Good, Auggie. Real good. All finished."
"Good, Auggie. Real good. All finished.",It'll never be finished.
It'll never be finished.,Huh?
Huh?,"That's how it is with sidewalks. People come, people go, and they all drop on the ground. As soon as you clean up one spot and move on to the next, the first spot is dirty again."
"That's how it is with sidewalks. People come, people go, and they all drop on the ground. As soon as you clean up one spot and move on to the next, the first spot is dirty again.","I just do what you tell me, Auggie. You tell me to sweep, so I sweep."
"... If it happens, it happens. If it doesn't, it doesn't. Do you understand what I'm saying? You never know what's going to happen next, and the moment you think you know, that's the moment you don't know a thing. That's what we call a paradox. Are you following me?","Sure, Auggie. I follow. When you don't know nothing, it's like paradise. I know what that is. It's after you're dead and you go up to heaven and sit with the angels."
"Sure, Auggie. I follow. When you don't know nothing, it's like paradise. I know what that is. It's after you're dead and you go up to heaven and sit with the angels.","Jesus, man, you're one mess."
Is your name Paul Benjamin?,What can I do for you?
What can I do for you?,"I just want to know what your game is, mister, that's all."
"I just want to know what your game is, mister, that's all.",How the did you get into the building?
How the did you get into the building?,"What do you mean, how'd I get in? I pushed the door and walked in. What do you think?"
"What do you mean, how'd I get in? I pushed the door and walked in. What do you think?","The lock's broken again. And so you just barge in on strangers, is that what you do? Is that your game?"
"The lock's broken again. And so you just barge in on strangers, is that what you do? Is that your game?","I'm looking for my nephew, Thomas."
"I'm looking for my nephew, Thomas.",Thomas? Who's Thomas?
Thomas? Who's Thomas?,"Don't give me any of that. I know he's been here. You can't fool me, mister."
"Don't give me any of that. I know he's been here. You can't fool me, mister.",I'm telling you. I don't know anyone named Thomas.
I'm telling you. I don't know anyone named Thomas.,Thomas Cole. Thomas Jefferson Cole. My nephew.
Thomas Cole. Thomas Jefferson Cole. My nephew.,You mean Rashid?
You mean Rashid?,Rashid? Rashid! Is that what he told you his name was?
Rashid? Rashid! Is that what he told you his name was?,"Well, whatever his name is, he's not here anymore. He left two days ago, and I haven't heard from him since."
"Well, whatever his name is, he's not here anymore. He left two days ago, and I haven't heard from him since.","And what was he doing here in the first place? That's what I want to know. What's a man like you messing around with a black boy like Thomas for? Are you some kind of pervert, or what?"
"And what was he doing here in the first place? That's what I want to know. What's a man like you messing around with a black boy like Thomas for? Are you some kind of pervert, or what?","Look, lady, that's enough. If you don't calm down. I'm going to throw you out. Do you hear me? Right now!"
"Look, lady, that's enough. If you don't calm down. I'm going to throw you out. Do you hear me? Right now!",I just want to know where he is.
I just want to know where he is.,"As far as I know, he went back to his parents."
"As far as I know, he went back to his parents.",His parents? Is that what he told you? His parents?
His parents? Is that what he told you? His parents?,That's what he said. He told me he lived with his mother and father on East Seventy-fourth Street.
That's what he said. He told me he lived with his mother and father on East Seventy-fourth Street.,"I always knew that boy had an imagination, but now he's gone and made up a whole new life for himself. Do you mind if I sit down? He's been living with me and his uncle Henry since he was a baby. And we don't live in Manhattan. We live in Boerum Hill. In the projects."
"I always knew that boy had an imagination, but now he's gone and made up a whole new life for himself. Do you mind if I sit down? He's been living with me and his uncle Henry since he was a baby. And we don't live in Manhattan. We live in Boerum Hill. In the projects.",He doesn't go to the Trinity School?
He doesn't go to the Trinity School?,He goes to John Jay High School in Brooklyn.
He goes to John Jay High School in Brooklyn.,And his parents?
And his parents?,"His mother's dead, and he hasn't seen his father in twelve years."
"His mother's dead, and he hasn't seen his father in twelve years.",I shouldn't have let him go.
I shouldn't have let him go.,Which brings me back to my original question. What was he doing here in the first place?
Which brings me back to my original question. What was he doing here in the first place?,"I was about to get run over by a car, and your nephew pulled me back. He saved my life. I sensed he was in trouble, so I offered to put him up for a few days. Maybe I should have pressed him a little more, I don't know. I feel pretty about it now."
"I was about to get run over by a car, and your nephew pulled me back. He saved my life. I sensed he was in trouble, so I offered to put him up for a few days. Maybe I should have pressed him a little more, I don't know. I feel pretty about it now.","He's in trouble, all right. But I don't have any idea what it is."
"He's in trouble, all right. But I don't have any idea what it is.",Do you want something to drink? A beer? A glass of water?
Do you want something to drink? A beer? A glass of water?,No thank you.
No thank you.,Has anything happened lately? Anything unusual or unexpected?
Has anything happened lately? Anything unusual or unexpected?,"Well, one thing I suppose, but I don't think it has anything to do with this. A friend of mine called about two weeks ago and said she'd spotted Thomas's father working at some gas station outside of Peekskill."
"Well, one thing I suppose, but I don't think it has anything to do with this. A friend of mine called about two weeks ago and said she'd spotted Thomas's father working at some gas station outside of Peekskill.",And you told your nephew about it?
And you told your nephew about it?,I figured he had a right to know.
I figured he had a right to know.,And?
And?,"And nothing. Thomas looked at me straight in the eye and said, ""I don't have a father. As far as I'm concerned, that is dead."""
"And nothing. Thomas looked at me straight in the eye and said, ""I don't have a father. As far as I'm concerned, that is dead.""",Those are pretty hostile words.
"His father walked out on his mother a couple of months after he was born. Louisa was Henry's younger sister, and she and the baby moved in with us. Four or five years go by, and then one day Cyrus shows up out of the blue, tail between his legs, wanting to patch things up with Louisa. I thought Henry was going to tear Cyrus apart when he saw him walk through the door. They're both big men, those two, and if they ever started to tangle, you'd see some teeth jumping on the floor. I guarantee it ... So Cyrus persuaded Louisa to go out with him to talk things over in quiet. And the poor girl never came back.",You mean she just ran off with him and left her little boy behind?
You mean she just ran off with him and left her little boy behind?,"Don't put words in my mouth. What I'm saying is she drove off in Cyrus's car and went to the Five-Spot Lounge with him for a drink. What I'm saying is that he imbibed too much in the way of alcohol and that when they finished their little talk three hours later and got back in the car, he was in no shape to drive. But he drove the car anyway, and before he could get her back to where she lived, the fool ran a red light and went straight into a truck. Louisa got thrown through the windshield and was killed. Cyrus lived, but he came out of it a cripple. His left arm was so mangled, the doctors had to cut it off. Small punishment for what he did, if you ask me."
"Don't put words in my mouth. What I'm saying is she drove off in Cyrus's car and went to the Five-Spot Lounge with him for a drink. What I'm saying is that he imbibed too much in the way of alcohol and that when they finished their little talk three hours later and got back in the car, he was in no shape to drive. But he drove the car anyway, and before he could get her back to where she lived, the fool ran a red light and went straight into a truck. Louisa got thrown through the windshield and was killed. Cyrus lived, but he came out of it a cripple. His left arm was so mangled, the doctors had to cut it off. Small punishment for what he did, if you ask me.",Jesus.
Jesus.,Jesus had nothing to do with it. If He'd been involved. He would have seen to it that things worked out the opposite from what they did.
Jesus had nothing to do with it. If He'd been involved. He would have seen to it that things worked out the opposite from what they did.,It can't have been easy on him. Walking around with that on his conscience all these years.
It can't have been easy on him. Walking around with that on his conscience all these years.,"No, I don't suppose it has. He was broken up like nobody's business in that hospital when he found out Louisa was dead."
"No, I don't suppose it has. He was broken up like nobody's business in that hospital when he found out Louisa was dead.",And he's never tried to get in touch with his son?
And he's never tried to get in touch with his son?,"Henry told Cyrus he'd him if he ever showed his face around our house again. When Henry makes a threat like that, people tend to take him seriously."
You going to sit here all day?,I don't know. I haven't decided yet.
I don't know. I haven't decided yet.,Why don't you pick some other spot? It gives a man the creeps to be stared at all morning.
Why don't you pick some other spot? It gives a man the creeps to be stared at all morning.,"It's a free country, isn't it? As long as I'm not trespassing on your property. I can stay here till kingdom come."
"It's a free country, isn't it? As long as I'm not trespassing on your property. I can stay here till kingdom come.","Let me give you some useful information, son. There's two dollars and fifty-seven cents in that cash register over there and considering all the time you've put in casing the joint so far, you won't make but about fifty cents an hour for all your pains. However you slice it, that's a losing proposition."
"Let me give you some useful information, son. There's two dollars and fifty-seven cents in that cash register over there and considering all the time you've put in casing the joint so far, you won't make but about fifty cents an hour for all your pains. However you slice it, that's a losing proposition.","I'm not going to rob you, mister. Do I look like a thief?"
"I'm not going to rob you, mister. Do I look like a thief?","I don't know what you look like, boy. As far as I can tell, you sprouted up like a mushroom in this spot last night. You live in this town -- or on your way from here to there?"
"I don't know what you look like, boy. As far as I can tell, you sprouted up like a mushroom in this spot last night. You live in this town -- or on your way from here to there?",Just passing through.
Just passing through.,"Just passing through. A lonesome traveler with a knapsack on his back plops himself across from my garage to admire the view. There's other places to roam, kid, that's all I'm saying. You don't want to make a nuisance of yourself."
"Just passing through. A lonesome traveler with a knapsack on his back plops himself across from my garage to admire the view. There's other places to roam, kid, that's all I'm saying. You don't want to make a nuisance of yourself.","I'm working on a sketch. That old garage of yours is so rundown, it's kind of interesting."
"I'm working on a sketch. That old garage of yours is so rundown, it's kind of interesting.","It's rundown, all right. But drawing a picture won't improve the way it looks. Let's see what you did, Rembrandt."
"It's rundown, all right. But drawing a picture won't improve the way it looks. Let's see what you did, Rembrandt.",It'll cost you five bucks.
It'll cost you five bucks.,Five bucks! You mean you're going to charge me five bucks just to look at it?
Five bucks! You mean you're going to charge me five bucks just to look at it?,"Once you look at it, you're going to want to buy it from me. That's guaranteed. And that's the price: five bucks. So if you're not willing to spring for it, you might as well not bother to look. It'll just tear you up inside and make you miserable."
"Once you look at it, you're going to want to buy it from me. That's guaranteed. And that's the price: five bucks. So if you're not willing to spring for it, you might as well not bother to look. It'll just tear you up inside and make you miserable.","You're some piece of work, aren't you?"
"You're some piece of work, aren't you?","I just tell it like it is, mister. If I'm getting on your nerves, though, you might want to think about hiring me."
"I just tell it like it is, mister. If I'm getting on your nerves, though, you might want to think about hiring me.","Do you have eyes in your head, or are those brown things bulging out of your sockets just marbles? You've been sitting here all day, and how many cars have you seen drive up and ask for gas?"
"Do you have eyes in your head, or are those brown things bulging out of your sockets just marbles? You've been sitting here all day, and how many cars have you seen drive up and ask for gas?",Not a one.
Not a one.,"Not a one. Not one customer all day. I bought this broken-down of a place three weeks ago, and if business don't pick up soon, I'm going straight down the skids. What do I want to be hiring someone for? I can't even pay my own wages."
"Not a one. Not one customer all day. I bought this broken-down of a place three weeks ago, and if business don't pick up soon, I'm going straight down the skids. What do I want to be hiring someone for? I can't even pay my own wages.",It was just a thought.
It was just a thought.,"Yeah, well, do your thinking somewhere else, Michelangelo. I got work to do."
"I'll tell you what. You want to work. I'll give you a job. Nothing permanent, mind you, but that upstairs room over there -- the one above the office -- is a of a mess. It looks like they've been throwing junk in there for twenty years, and it's time it got cleaned up.",What's your offer?
What's your offer?,"Five bucks an hour. That's the going rate, isn't it? It's a quarter past two now. My wife's picking me up at five-thirty, so that'll give you about three hours. If you can't finish today, you can do the rest tomorrow."
"Five bucks an hour. That's the going rate, isn't it? It's a quarter past two now. My wife's picking me up at five-thirty, so that'll give you about three hours. If you can't finish today, you can do the rest tomorrow.","Is there a benefits package, or are you hiring me on a freelance basis?"
"Is there a benefits package, or are you hiring me on a freelance basis?",Benefits?
Benefits?,"You know, health insurance, dental plan, paid vacation. It's not fun being exploited. Workers have to stand up for their rights."
"You know, health insurance, dental plan, paid vacation. It's not fun being exploited. Workers have to stand up for their rights.",I'm afraid we'll be working on a strictly freelance basis.
I'm afraid we'll be working on a strictly freelance basis.,Five dollars an hour? I'll take it.
Five dollars an hour? I'll take it.,The name is Cyrus Cole.
The name is Cyrus Cole.,Paul. Paul Benjamin.
"You can do whatever you want with your own life. We're thinking of the baby, that's all. We want you to get yourself cleaned up for the baby. Before it's too late.",Baby? And what baby is that?
Baby? And what baby is that?,Your baby. The baby you're carrying around inside you.
Your baby. The baby you're carrying around inside you.,"Yeah, well, there ain't no baby in there now. You dig? There's nothing in there now."
"Yeah, well, there ain't no baby in there now. You dig? There's nothing in there now.",What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?,"An abortion, I had an abortion the day before yesterday. So you don't have to bug me about that anymore. Bye-bye, baby!"
"Okay, joke about it. I don't give a","Jesus, Tommy, it ain't science, you know. You got your good trades and your bad trades. That's how it works."
"Jesus, Tommy, it ain't science, you know. You got your good trades and your bad trades. That's how it works.","They didn't have to do a thing, that's all I'm saying. The team was good, the best team in baseball. But then they had to it up. They traded their birthright for a mess of porridge. A mess of porridge."
"Of course there's gonna be a war. You think they'd send five hundred thousand troops over there just to lie in the sun? I mean, there's plenty of beach, but not a of a lot of water. Half a million soldiers. It ain't no seaside holiday, you can bet on that.","I don't know, Tommy. You think anyone gives a rat's about Kuwait? I read something about the head sheik over there. He marries a different every Friday and then divorces her on Monday. You think we want to have our kids dying for a guy like that?"
That's it. Just the two rooms.,This is the first house I've been in without a TV.
This is the first house I've been in without a TV.,"I used to have one, but it broke a couple of years ago and I never got around to replacing it. I'd just as soon not have one anyway. I hate those things."
"I used to have one, but it broke a couple of years ago and I never got around to replacing it. I'd just as soon not have one anyway. I hate those things.",But then you don't get to watch the ball games. You told me you were a Mets fan.
But then you don't get to watch the ball games. You told me you were a Mets fan.,"I listen on the radio. I can see the games just fine that way. The world is in your head, remember?"
"I listen on the radio. I can see the games just fine that way. The world is in your head, remember?",Nice drawing. Did you do that?
Nice drawing. Did you do that?,"My father did. Believe it or not, that little baby is me."
"My father did. Believe it or not, that little baby is me.","Yeah, I can believe it."
"Yeah, I can believe it.","It's strange, though, isn't it? Looking at yourself before you knew who you were."
"It's strange, though, isn't it? Looking at yourself before you knew who you were.",Is your father an artist?
Is your father an artist?,"No, he was a schoolteacher. But he liked to dabble."
"No, he was a schoolteacher. But he liked to dabble.",He's dead?
He's dead?,"Twelve, thirteen years ago. Actually, he died with his sketch pad open on his lap. Up in the Berkshires one weekend, drawing a picture of Mount Greylock."
"Twelve, thirteen years ago. Actually, he died with his sketch pad open on his lap. Up in the Berkshires one weekend, drawing a picture of Mount Greylock.",Drawing's a good thing.
Drawing's a good thing.,Is that what you do? Draw pictures?
Is that what you do? Draw pictures?,"Yeah, sometimes. I like to dabble, too."
"I'm sorry. I'm really sorry... I was trying to reach for one of the books up there ... And then, I don't know, the sky fell on top of me.","It just won't do, will it? I go two and a half years without being able to write a word, and then, when I finally get started on something, when it looks as though I might actually be coming to life again, you show up and start breaking everything in my house. It just won't do, will it?"
"It just won't do, will it? I go two and a half years without being able to write a word, and then, when I finally get started on something, when it looks as though I might actually be coming to life again, you show up and start breaking everything in my house. It just won't do, will it?","I didn't ask to come here. You invited me, remember? If you want me to leave, all you have to do is say so."
"I didn't ask to come here. You invited me, remember? If you want me to leave, all you have to do is say so.",How long have you been here?
How long have you been here?,Three nights.
Three nights.,And how long did I tell you you could stay?
And how long did I tell you you could stay?,Two or three nights.
Two or three nights.,"It sounds like our time is up, doesn't it?"
"It sounds like our time is up, doesn't it?","I'm sorry I messed up. You've been very kind to me ... But all good things have to come to an end, right?"
"I'm sorry I messed up. You've been very kind to me ... But all good things have to come to an end, right?","No hard feelings, okay? It's a small place, and I can't get my work done with you around."
"No hard feelings, okay? It's a small place, and I can't get my work done with you around.",You don't have to apologize. The coast is probably clear now anyway.
You don't have to apologize. The coast is probably clear now anyway.,Are you going to be all right?
Are you going to be all right?,Absolutely. The world is my oyster. Whatever that means.
Absolutely. The world is my oyster. Whatever that means.,Do you need some money? Some extra clothes?
Do you need some money? Some extra clothes?,"Not a penny, not a stitch. I'm cool, man."
"Not a penny, not a stitch. I'm cool, man.","Take good care of yourself, okay?"
"Take good care of yourself, okay?","You too. And make sure the light is green before you cross the street. Oh, by the way, I liked your book. I think you're a of a good writer."
"Hey, it's you.",I wanted to give you this as a token of my appreciation.
I wanted to give you this as a token of my appreciation.,Appreciation for what?
Appreciation for what?,I don't know. For helping me out.
I don't know. For helping me out.,Where did you get that thing?
Where did you get that thing?,"I bought it. Twenty-nine ninety-five on sale at Goldbaum's TV and Radio. Well, that just about takes care of it, I guess. You'll be able to watch the ball games. You know, as a little break from your work."
"I bought it. Twenty-nine ninety-five on sale at Goldbaum's TV and Radio. Well, that just about takes care of it, I guess. You'll be able to watch the ball games. You know, as a little break from your work.",Where the do you think you're going?
Where the do you think you're going?,Business appointment. I'm seeing my broker at three o'clock.
Business appointment. I'm seeing my broker at three o'clock.,"Cut it out, will you? Just cut it out and come back here."
"Cut it out, will you? Just cut it out and come back here.",I don't have much time.
I don't have much time.,"Close the door. Sit down in that chair. Now listen carefully. Your Aunt Em came here a couple of days ago. She was sick with worry, out of her mind. We had an interesting talk about you, Thomas. Do you understand what I'm saying? Your aunt thinks you're in trouble and so do I. Tell me about it, kid. I want to hear all about it right now."
"Close the door. Sit down in that chair. Now listen carefully. Your Aunt Em came here a couple of days ago. She was sick with worry, out of her mind. We had an interesting talk about you, Thomas. Do you understand what I'm saying? Your aunt thinks you're in trouble and so do I. Tell me about it, kid. I want to hear all about it right now.",You don't really want to know.
You don't really want to know.,"I don't, huh? And what makes you such an authority on what I want or don't want?"
"I don't, huh? And what makes you such an authority on what I want or don't want?","Okay, okay. It's all so There's this guy, see. Charles Clemm. The Creeper, that's what people call him. The kind of guy you don't want to cross paths with."
"Okay, okay. It's all so There's this guy, see. Charles Clemm. The Creeper, that's what people call him. The kind of guy you don't want to cross paths with.",And?
And?,I crossed paths with him. That's why I'm trying to stay clear of my neighborhood. To make sure I don't run into him again.
I crossed paths with him. That's why I'm trying to stay clear of my neighborhood. To make sure I don't run into him again.,"So that's the something you weren't supposed to see, huh?"
"I just happened to be walking by... All of a sudden, the Creeper and this other guy come running out of this check-cashing place with masks on their faces and guns in their hands... They just about ran smack into me. The Creeper recognized me, and I knew he knew I recognized him... If the guy from the check-cashing place hadn't rushed out then screaming bloody he would have shot me. I'm telling you, the Creeper would have shot me right there on the sidewalk. But the noise distracted him, and when he turned around to see what was happening, I took off... One more second, and I would have been dead.",Why don't you go to the police?
Why don't you go to the police?,"You're joking, right? I mean, that's your way of trying to be funny, right?"
"You're joking, right? I mean, that's your way of trying to be funny, right?","If they put this Creeper in jail, then you'd be safe."
"If they put this Creeper in jail, then you'd be safe.",The man has friends. And they're not likely to forgive me if I testify against him.
The man has friends. And they're not likely to forgive me if I testify against him.,What makes you think you'll be any safer around here? It's only about a mile away from where you live.
What makes you think you'll be any safer around here? It's only about a mile away from where you live.,"It might not be far, but it's another galaxy. Black is black and white is white, and never the twain shall meet."
"It might not be far, but it's another galaxy. Black is black and white is white, and never the twain shall meet.",It looks like they've met in this apartment.
It looks like they've met in this apartment.,"That's because we don't belong anywhere. You don't fit into your world, and I don't fit into mine. We're the outcasts of the universe."
"That's because we don't belong anywhere. You don't fit into your world, and I don't fit into mine. We're the outcasts of the universe.",Maybe. Or maybe it's the other people who don't belong.
Maybe. Or maybe it's the other people who don't belong.,Let's not get too idealistic.
Let's not get too idealistic.,"Fair enough. We wouldn't want to get carried away, would we? Now call your aunt Em and let her know you're alive."
So you're saying it wasn't like that at all.,"Not exactly. I mean, there was more to it than I told you."
"Not exactly. I mean, there was more to it than I told you.",Christ. You didn't just see what happened. They dropped the package on the ground and you picked it up.
Christ. You didn't just see what happened. They dropped the package on the ground and you picked it up.,"Yeah, I picked it up."
"Yeah, I picked it up.",And started to run.
And started to run.,And started to run.
And started to run.,Good thinking.
Good thinking.,That's just it. I didn't think. I just did it.
That's just it. I didn't think. I just did it.,"You have one of a knack for getting into trouble, don't you? So how much does it come to?"
"You have one of a knack for getting into trouble, don't you? So how much does it come to?","Six thousand dollars. Five thousand eight hundred and fourteen dollars, to be exact."
"Six thousand dollars. Five thousand eight hundred and fourteen dollars, to be exact.","So you robbed the robbers, and now the robbers are after you."
"So you robbed the robbers, and now the robbers are after you.",That's it. In a nutshell.
That's it. In a nutshell.,"Yeah, well, you have to be nuts to do what you did. If you want my opinion, you should give this money back to the Creeper. Just give it back and tell him you're sorry."
"Yeah, well, you have to be nuts to do what you did. If you want my opinion, you should give this money back to the Creeper. Just give it back and tell him you're sorry.",No way. There's no way I'm giving that money back. It's my money now.
No way. There's no way I'm giving that money back. It's my money now.,A lot of good it will do you if the Creeper finds you.
A lot of good it will do you if the Creeper finds you.,That money is my whole future.
That money is my whole future.,"Keep up with that attitude, and you won't have a future. Seventeen is a of an age to die. Is that what you want?"
"you, too, you white",Good. I'm glad that's settled!
I am a I'm a big Hun son of a And I still got your bamboo fishing rod.,"Oh, yeh?"
"Oh, yeh?",Hid it from my mom. Caught a mess a sea runs. thing's still in my closet.
But you can't say with any certainty that the blood was his.,"No, but as I say, the type is rare. Ten percent of Caucasian males."
"No, but as I say, the type is rare. Ten percent of Caucasian males.",And the blood could <u>not</u> have belonged to defendant. Seeing that his type is O negative.
And the blood could <u>not</u> have belonged to defendant. Seeing that his type is O negative.,That's obvious.
That's obvious.,"You scraped the dried blood from the <u>butt</u> of the gaff. Where a fella's <u>hand</u> goes. And what did you see under your microscope, besides the B positive blood and the wood scrapings...?"
"I couldn't say anything. I just stood there, hating her.",I'm sorry about your arm. Kabuo and I. Are very sor...
I'm sorry about your arm. Kabuo and I. Are very sor...,The did it.
"Miyamoto gave him the battery, and left. Carl's boat was running, he goes back to fishing. But at some point, he thinks of the lantern...",Still lashed to the mast.
Still lashed to the mast.,He figures a perfectly good lantern could get banged around up there. So he climbs up. To cut it down.
He figures a perfectly good lantern could get banged around up there. So he climbs up. To cut it down.,Just as the freighter comes through? Isn't that quite a coincidence?
Just as the freighter comes through? Isn't that quite a coincidence?,Coincidences happen. You run a yellow light <u>just</u> as a car comes out of nowhere. Split-second tragedy happens every day. Or maybe...
Coincidences happen. You run a yellow light <u>just</u> as a car comes out of nowhere. Split-second tragedy happens every day. Or maybe...,Maybe...?
Maybe...?,"Maybe Carl picks up something about the freighter on his radio, which is now working. Same report Milholland heard. And <u>that</u> makes him get the lantern fast. Before the freighter's wake can bang it around."
"Maybe Carl picks up something about the freighter on his radio, which is now working. Same report Milholland heard. And <u>that</u> makes him get the lantern fast. Before the freighter's wake can bang it around.",But you <u>could</u> be wrong. He <u>could</u> have climbed up earlier.
But you <u>could</u> be wrong. He <u>could</u> have climbed up earlier.,Then where's the lantern? And where's the knife?
Then where's the lantern? And where's the knife?,The knife. What knife?
"You found three batteries, you say. A D-6 and D-8 in the well. And a spare D-8 on the cabin floor. Correct?",It is.
It is.,Now I did some measuring down at the chandlery. A D-6 is one inch wider than a D-8. It would be too large for the deceased's well.
Now I did some measuring down at the chandlery. A D-6 is one inch wider than a D-8. It would be too large for the deceased's well.,He's done some on-the-spot refit- ting. You could see the side was banged away to make room for the D-6.
He's done some on-the-spot refit- ting. You could see the side was banged away to make room for the D-6.,"But he had a spare D-6, you said. Right there. Why not use that?"
"But he had a spare D-6, you said. Right there. Why not use that?",It was dead. We had it tested. Maybe the D-6 was the spare and he had to use it.
One D-6 and one D-8 in the well. And a dead D-8 on the deck.,"Which you inferred was replaced by the D-6, which must have been a spare."
"Which you inferred was replaced by the D-6, which must have been a spare.",What else could it be?
What else could it be?,"Even though a D-6 is too big, and the had to be banged out to squeeze it in. Which makes it a peculiar choice. For a spare."
"Even though a D-6 is too big, and the had to be banged out to squeeze it in. Which makes it a peculiar choice. For a spare.",<u>You</u> said that. That was <u>your</u> testimony.
"...He used to say, ""If it ain't broke, don't fix it.""",I...see. I'm not sure I quite get your...point...
I...see. I'm not sure I quite get your...point...,"Well, the soldiers we've got now, they've been through all kinds of heavy they've always got the job done. Now these new ones, these ""hot shots"" of yours...what kind of action have they seen? They <u>are</u> battle-tested, aren't they?"
"Well, the soldiers we've got now, they've been through all kinds of heavy they've always got the job done. Now these new ones, these ""hot shots"" of yours...what kind of action have they seen? They <u>are</u> battle-tested, aren't they?",That's up to you field guys. H.Q. wants you to break 'em in when you do the annual security sweep in January.
That's up to you field guys. H.Q. wants you to break 'em in when you do the annual security sweep in January.,"The sweep is just routine, not even police action. I'd like to see some sort of...meaningful evidence..."
"The sweep is just routine, not even police action. I'd like to see some sort of...meaningful evidence...",Such as?
Such as?,"Maybe we could run some tests. Kind of a comparison, the old and the new..."
"Those idiot broads! Here we are all packed to go to Miami, and what happens? The saxophone runs off with a Bible salesman, and the bass fiddle gets herself pregnant. I ought to fire you, Bienstock.",Me? I'm the manager of the band - not the night watchman.
Who are we kidding? Look at that - look how she moves - it's like jello on springs - they must have some sort of a built-in motor. I tell you it's a whole different,"What are you afraid of? Nobody's asking you to have a baby. This is just to get out of town. The minute we hit Florida, we'll blow this set-up."
"What are you afraid of? Nobody's asking you to have a baby. This is just to get out of town. The minute we hit Florida, we'll blow this set-up.",This time I'm not going to let you talk me into something that...
Hey - these are real diamonds.,Naturally. You think my fiance is a bum? Now I guess I'll have to give it back.
Naturally. You think my fiance is a bum? Now I guess I'll have to give it back.,"Wait a minute - lets not be hasty. After all, we don't want to hurt poor Osgood's feelings."
How's the stock market?,"Up, up, up."
"Up, up, up.","I'll bet just while we were talking, you made like a hundred thousand dollars."
"I'll bet just while we were talking, you made like a hundred thousand dollars.",Could be. Do you play the market?
Could be. Do you play the market?,No - the ukulele. And I sing.
No - the ukulele. And I sing.,For your own amusement?
For your own amusement?,Well - a group of us are appearing at the hotel. Sweet Sue and Her Society Syncopators.
Well - a group of us are appearing at the hotel. Sweet Sue and Her Society Syncopators.,You're society girls?
You're society girls?,"Oh, yes. Quite. You know - Vassar, Bryn Mawr - we're only doing this for a lark."
"Oh, yes. Quite. You know - Vassar, Bryn Mawr - we're only doing this for a lark.",Syncopators - does that mean you play that fast music - jazz?
Syncopators - does that mean you play that fast music - jazz?,Yeah. Real hot.
Yeah. Real hot.,"Oh. Well, I guess some like it hot. But personally, I prefer classical music."
"Oh. Well, I guess some like it hot. But personally, I prefer classical music.","So do I. as a matter of fact, I spent three years at the Sheboygan Conservatory of Music."
"So do I. as a matter of fact, I spent three years at the Sheboygan Conservatory of Music.",Good school! And your family doesn't object to your career?
Good school! And your family doesn't object to your career?,"They do indeed. Daddy threatened to cut me off without a cent, but I don't care. It was such a bore - coming-out parties, cotillions -"
"They do indeed. Daddy threatened to cut me off without a cent, but I don't care. It was such a bore - coming-out parties, cotillions -",- Inauguration balls -
- Inauguration balls -,- opening of the Opera -
- opening of the Opera -,- riding to hounds -
- riding to hounds -,#NAME?
#NAME?,"You know, it's amazing we never ran into each other before. I'm sure I would have remembered anybody as attractive as you."
"You know, it's amazing we never ran into each other before. I'm sure I would have remembered anybody as attractive as you.",You're very kind. I'll bet you're also very gentle - and helpless -
You're very kind. I'll bet you're also very gentle - and helpless -,I beg your pardon?
I beg your pardon?,"You see, I have this theory about men with glasses."
"You see, I have this theory about men with glasses.",What theory?
What theory?,Maybe I'll tell you when I know you a little better. What are you doing tonight?
Maybe I'll tell you when I know you a little better. What are you doing tonight?,Tonight?
Tonight?,I thought you might like to come to the hotel and hear us play.
I thought you might like to come to the hotel and hear us play.,I'd like to - but it may be rather difficult.
I'd like to - but it may be rather difficult.,Why?
Why?,I only come ashore twice a day - when the tide goes out.
I only come ashore twice a day - when the tide goes out.,Oh?
Oh?,It's on the account of the shells. That's my hobby.
It's on the account of the shells. That's my hobby.,You collect shells?
You collect shells?,Yes. So did my father and my grandfather - we've all had this passion for shells - that's why we named the oil company after it.
Yes. So did my father and my grandfather - we've all had this passion for shells - that's why we named the oil company after it.,Shell Oil?
Shell Oil?,Please - no names. Just call me Junior.
"Who’s ever heard of dance lessons for a wedding, honestly?","Um, just about everyone."
"Um, just about everyone.",You are taking the
I thought you said you were,I had to say something to get you here.
I had to say something to get you here.,"Fair enough, but I’m stepping on toes here and you’re waltzing around like..."
"Six thousand, right?","On the nose. I tell you what, because you’re so cute, I’ll take care of our incidentals."
"On the nose. I tell you what, because you’re so cute, I’ll take care of our incidentals.",How does it feel to get that much money just for being you?
How does it feel to get that much money just for being you?,"Great, with the occasional stabs of shame. Now, listen, this covers the weekend, but as we discussed, if you want to be intimate, we talk money before anything happens."
"Great, with the occasional stabs of shame. Now, listen, this covers the weekend, but as we discussed, if you want to be intimate, we talk money before anything happens.","That won’t be an issue, believe me. I find the idea of for money morally repugnant. No offense."
"That won’t be an issue, believe me. I find the idea of for money morally repugnant. No offense.",It’s okay. I’ve never paid for it. But please don’t feel like you have to explain yourself to me.
The real story is that my mother was a hippie. And a stripper. She was insanely inappropriate with me. She used to wash her lingerie in my bathwater. While I was still in the bath.,"Oh, no."
"Oh, no.","Yeah. As an adult, I needed to find some way to experience intimacy and but with rules that couldn’t be violated."
You,I have a different story for every woman who asks. I look at her and figure out what she needs to hear to feel okay about being with me.
I have a different story for every woman who asks. I look at her and figure out what she needs to hear to feel okay about being with me.,And you thought I’d respond to the hippie stripper with no boundaries?
And you thought I’d respond to the hippie stripper with no boundaries?,"Admit it. You were disturbed, but ultimately moved."
"So...what was I...oh, yeah. Do you honestly think that I want to be single and miserable? That I want to be obsessed with some who led me on for years then -- out of the blue -- shattered my heart.","First of all, it’s never out of the blue. And second of all--"
Kat Ellis! We live two hundred miles away from each other but I have to fly all the way to London to see you. You haven’t visited me once in D.C. Where the have you been? I have gynecologists that call more often.,You have more than one gynecologist?
You have more than one gynecologist?,Sure. You’ve got to play them against each other. Otherwise they think you’re easy.
"I am now, sir.","At least somebody’s using the thing. I was gonna fix her up but we took one trip and the kids fought so much, we never launched her again."
Best thing about being a dad is when your kid starts kicking your,#NAME?
"And the other people you told me 'bout, they is all colored folk?",Colored.
Colored.,Don't you teach in your school 'bout folk who ain't dead?
Don't you teach in your school 'bout folk who ain't dead?,Sure--
"I can't do it, Rita -- that's the policy here on colored prisoners, and I ain't about to change it, not even for a friend like you.","Charlie, just because a man and his family are colored, you--"
"Charlie, just because a man and his family are colored, you--","Now look, Rita, I don't make the rules -- you puttin' yourself on a limb, comin' here, askin' me to do a thing like this. And I be if I'm going to jeopardize my job because you are in love with a little colored boy!"
I see you found what you was lookin' for.,"I did look, Charlie, but I--"
"I did look, Charlie, but I--","No buts, Rita!"
"No buts, Rita!","Charlie, you have no legal right not to let this boy know where his father is! You hear that, you and this whole court house; what you are doing is wrong!"
"Charlie, you have no legal right not to let this boy know where his father is! You hear that, you and this whole court house; what you are doing is wrong!","Don't tell me about what's wrong. You come into my office as a friend and steal city files! I could have you arrested for that -- and if you give out that information to anybody, that's exactly what I'm going to do -- and I'll tell everybody in this town how you got the information and who you got it for! You won't have a friend left in this county to bring you a piece of candy!"
"Don't tell me about what's wrong. You come into my office as a friend and steal city files! I could have you arrested for that -- and if you give out that information to anybody, that's exactly what I'm going to do -- and I'll tell everybody in this town how you got the information and who you got it for! You won't have a friend left in this county to bring you a piece of candy!","You would do that, wouldn't you?"
"You would do that, wouldn't you?","You getting the point, Mrs. Boatwright."
"It's a shame they won't let 'em come in here. If I had the strength I'd knock down these walls -- if I could just git my arms 'round your mama right now -- is they on this side of us, son?",I think so...
"You know where my father is, don't you, Miss Boatwright?","No, he was wrong, David, I didn't find out."
"No, he was wrong, David, I didn't find out.","But I saw you -- you looked in there, and you found out, Miss Boatwright."
"But I saw you -- you looked in there, and you found out, Miss Boatwright.","If I tell you I didn't, David, that's what I mean."
"If I tell you I didn't, David, that's what I mean.","But, Miss Boatwright, you--"
"But, Miss Boatwright, you--","I don't know a thing, now stop bothering me about it!"
What...,Behold my glory.
Behold my glory.,What... are you?
What... are you?,I am the
The I DID IT!! I FOUND THE,"Stan, your friends need you. They are in trouble and you must help them."
"Stan, your friends need you. They are in trouble and you must help them.","Wait, you're supposed to tell me how to get Wendy to like me."
"Wait, you're supposed to tell me how to get Wendy to like me.",There are more important matters right now...
There are more important matters right now...,"NO WAY, DUDE! I'VE LOOKED ALL OVER FOR YOU, AND NOW YOU HAVE TO TELL ME HOW TO GET WENDY TO LIKE ME!!"
"NO WAY, DUDE! I'VE LOOKED ALL OVER FOR YOU, AND NOW YOU HAVE TO TELL ME HOW TO GET WENDY TO LIKE ME!!","Dude, she's eight years old, just get her some ice cream or something."
"Dude, she's eight years old, just get her some ice cream or something.",Of COURSE!! Ice cream!!
Of COURSE!! Ice cream!!,"Now go, your friends are in danger... The USO show is a mile east of here, just over that ridge. The has spoken."
Oh but OF COURSE children are going to see it!!,"Uh, can I finish? Can I finish? ...The fact is that we Canadians are quite surprised by your outrage-"
"Uh, can I finish? Can I finish? ...The fact is that we Canadians are quite surprised by your outrage-",YOU JUST DON'T CARE!
YOU JUST DON'T CARE!,"Can I finish? Hello? Can I finish? ...The United States has graphic images of violence on television all the time, what is that one show? COPS? And car crashes caught on tape? We can't believe that a movie with some foul language and jokes would you off so much."
"Can I finish? Hello? Can I finish? ...The United States has graphic images of violence on television all the time, what is that one show? COPS? And car crashes caught on tape? We can't believe that a movie with some foul language and jokes would you off so much.",BECAUSE IT'S EVIL!!
BECAUSE IT'S EVIL!!,"Can I finish? Please? Can I finish? ... ... Uh... Okay, I'm finished."
#NAME?,#NAME?
"Oh, son of a AAGHGH!! I mean, son of a biscuit!","Maybe THAT'S who your father is, Cartman!"
Holy Cartman! What was that?!,How the should I know!!
"Dude, that movie was sweet!",You bet your it was!
my balls.,"Yeah, <b>Shut your face, Unclefucka!!</b>"
"Dude, how can you hate the environment?","'Cuz, dude, it's all sticky and airy and fragile and stuff. I hate it."
Who the made up that law?!,You can't do this!! Have you ever HAD Cheesy Poofs? They're a taste sensation with a delightful cheddar crunch.
"This is all cause of your mom, Kyle. She's such a AGH!! I mean - she's such a... meanie.",And she's getting worse...
"Look, Eric it's your little friends.",What the are you guys doing here?
Eric! Don't talk to Ms. Brovlofski that way!,But mom! I'm not addicted to bad language! I don't have a problem!
Oh you poor dear. You've been through so much...,I bet him he couldn't set himself on fire and now he's all off!! AGH! I can't say off?! AGH!!
Mkay.,it your mom is a Kyle.
Thank that,"Uh, except for you Eric. I'm afraid you need to work more on not saying the F word and the N word."
"Uh, except for you Eric. I'm afraid you need to work more on not saying the F word and the N word.",The N word?
The N word?,Norwegian
Norwegian,Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.,The rest of you are graduated. You can go home today.
"Wendy, Mkay, if you want to start getting political, I'll throw your skinny little butt right back into rehab. Mkay?",HOW THE CAN YOU NOT GRADUATE ME?! DOES THAT MEAN I HAVE TO STAY HERE?!
HOW THE CAN YOU NOT GRADUATE ME?! DOES THAT MEAN I HAVE TO STAY HERE?!,"No, Eric... I'm afraid it's phase two for you..."
"What was that word, young man!?","Oh, he said rim job. It's when someone licks your for-"
"Oh, he said rim job. It's when someone licks your for-",I know what it is!
"Hey, relax Satan. Don't get all worked up. You're gonna give yourself an ulcer again.",Mrph mprph!!
Mrph mprph!!,"What? What do you mean you don't belong here? Relax guy, is for children."
"What? What do you mean you don't belong here? Relax guy, is for children.",Mrph mprhm mm rmph!
Mrph mprhm mm rmph!,"A deal? You wanna make a deal with the devil. Well sure, deals are mounds o' fun."
Mph rmph rm rmph rmph rm!,"Oh, you want out of huh?"
Mrph?,I wouldn't you kid! Snacky Smores are now available in stores everywhere! No biggie!
"Terrance and Phillip, you are under arrest for working in America without the proper documents! WE GOT YOU!","Dude, what the is going on?"
Oh my,...Let me tell you something about He is ze biggest of zem all.
Do you see them? Do you see Terrance and Phillip?,No. Zey must have zem inside. We will have to dig.
No. Zey must have zem inside. We will have to dig.,That's gonna take a long time!
That's gonna take a long time!,Time? Did time matter to the Revolutionists who were forced to eat their own while dying in the dungeons of ze King?
It's so very cold...,We can't leave without you!
We can't leave without you!,"It's okay, I am done for."
"It's okay, I am done for.","No, I mean WE CAN'T LEAVE WITHOUT YOU - we don't know where the we are!!"
<b>Thank my lucky stars Here before me now Is everything I'd ever hoped for Knew it in a word Saw it in a glance The only thing I think I'd die for...</b>,"Aw, it, he's singing that song again."
"Dude, anybody who doesn't think Terrance and Phillip is funny can off anyways.",Yeah...
What? What don't I get? What don't I get?,"I don't know, dude."
"I don't know, dude.",That British dickhole is what's taking Wendy away from me!
That British dickhole is what's taking Wendy away from me!,"I thought she wasn't your girlfriend, dude."
"I thought she wasn't your girlfriend, dude.",She's Not! But if she WAS it would be THAT little who's it up for me!
"Wow, dude. Wendy could really give a rats about you.",I bet she would if my name was GREGORY!!
I bet she would if my name was GREGORY!!,"Good thing she was never your girlfriend... Dude, here comes Cartman."
Whoa! What the was that?!,Dude! It's the V-chip! It shocks him ever time he cusses!
Does it say what the is?,All it says is that it's above the But where the is the
All it says is that it's above the But where the is the,Isn't that in Arizona or something?
"Dude, do you know what you're doing?","No, dude, all you have to do is hit the keys really fast and say a bunch of and it works."
Stan!,"Dude, I found the I think I can get Wendy to like me now!"
"Dude, I found the I think I can get Wendy to like me now!",Sweet.
"Thank you, Kenny.","Yeah, thanks for going back to for us. You're a real pal."
"Whew, I'm sure glad that's over.","Yeah, but you know, I learned something today. I learned that getting all worked up over and and cockmaster is just You all focused so hard on erasing profanity that you forgot the most important thing... To love each other."
I knew this would happen! Those Canadians have now killed a child! Can't people see the damage that film is doing?!,He was killed doing something he saw in the movie. It was Terrance and Phillip... THEY killed Kenny.
 ,#NAME?
You're all part of Satan's army now!,What the is going on?!
What?! Why would you call me a,"Well, let's see... First of all, you pigs."
"Well, let's see... First of all, you pigs.",Oh yeah!
It's from your mother.,My mother sent YOU a letter? What's it say?
My mother sent YOU a letter? What's it say?,"It says 'Dear Terrance, please don't ever tell my son that I licked your hairy balls.'"
"Well, Terrance I hope you learned something from this whole experience.","I did, Terrance, I learned that you are a biting face!"
"Phillip, we've been tricked and ambushed by The Conan O'Brian Show!!",This little sucker willfully deceived us! You are a bad man!
This little sucker willfully deceived us! You are a bad man!,And you call yourself a Canadian! I told you we should of done Leno!
Well of COURSE he wants out of The whole POINT of is that you don't WANT to be here!,"Okay, kid, I have a deal for you! If you want out of all you have to do is collect 10 proofs of purchases from 'Snacky Smores.' They're rich, chocolatey and really hit the spot. Bring me ten proofs of purchases and we'll grant you ANY WISH YOU WANT."
Yeah! YEAH!!! Man I'm getting so HOT!!!,Do you always think about I'm talking about some very important stuff here!
Do you always think about I'm talking about some very important stuff here!,"Listen buttercup, let's make love and forget about the whole thing."
"Listen buttercup, let's make love and forget about the whole thing.",Is the only thing that matters to you?
What did you do today Satan?,You don't care.
You don't care.,Hey fella! Relax! This whole armageddon thing has got you all stressed out. Let's make love.
Hey fella! Relax! This whole armageddon thing has got you all stressed out. Let's make love.,Do you remember when you first got here? We used to talk all night long. Until the sun came up... We would just lie in bed and TALK.
Do you remember when you first got here? We used to talk all night long. Until the sun came up... We would just lie in bed and TALK.,"That's because I wanted to you, Now hows aboot you get those pants down!"
"That's because I wanted to you, Now hows aboot you get those pants down!",Don't call me dumb!
Don't call me dumb!,I mean cute dumb. Now bend over!
"This is the millennium, Saddam! This is Armageddon! There's more to life than","Hey, relax guy!"
"Hey, relax guy!",Well I just want you to be impressed with what I <u>do</u>. I want you to respect my MIND.
Well I just want you to be impressed with what I <u>do</u>. I want you to respect my MIND.,I DO respect your mind! It turns me on! It makes me wanna the out of you! Don't you see?
What if I just left?,"Where're you gonna go, Besides, you know that if you left me, I'd hunt you down and you, right? I'm gonna go grab a drink."
"I TOLD you not to make that deal, Saddam!",Who gives a I was just with him!
"No, Saddam. You made a deal. You can't just renege on a deal. That's lying.","Relax You're better seen, not hear okay?"
Help you? You've destroyed my life and now you want me to help you?! You're always making me feel like a piece of,"Come on guy, you know I only rib you because I love you so much!"
"Come on guy, you know I only rib you because I love you so much!",If you love somebody then you treat them with respect! You've never respected me!
If you love somebody then you treat them with respect! You've never respected me!,Can we talk about this later? Everyone is watching!
Can we talk about this later? Everyone is watching!,I don't care! I want to talk about it now!
Now do what I say and keep your mouth shut!,THAT'S IT! I HAVE HAD ENOUGH!!!!
"What the are you talking about, kid?",You don't get it Stan... You just don't get it.
NAZIS!!,"What's the matter, Wendy?"
"What's the matter, Wendy?","Nothing, Stan. You wouldn't understand."
"Nothing, Stan. You wouldn't understand.","it, why does she keep saying that?"
Wendy... How would you like to go get some ice cream?,"Sure, Stan! How did you know I loved ice cream?"
"Sure, Stan! How did you know I loved ice cream?",My friend the told me.
My friend the told me.,"Wow, I have a too."
"Wow, I have a too.",Really? Where the do you keep it? It's huge.
You don't have watches?,"Dude, you didn't say anything about watches."
"Dude, you didn't say anything about watches.",What do you think this is kid? Lick Barney the Dinosaur's kiddie hour? Huh? This is real life with consequences you take to the grave!
Where the did you come from?,Hello second mate Barnes. I was instructed to come to the bridge.
Well that's your call. Doesn't make a bit of difference to me. Just as long as I get my cut.,"Oh you'll get it, believe me. So I'll see you in a few."
"Oh you'll get it, believe me. So I'll see you in a few.",10-4 good buddy.
"You're not helping my heart condition any, Barnes! Now just what the are you dragging your for?","The others decided to get cute with me, so I'm teaching them a lesson!"
This ship is going down in a blaze of glory!,"Well blaze your out of there! You've completely altered your trajectory, are we linking up or not?!"
"Well blaze your out of there! You've completely altered your trajectory, are we linking up or not?!","Don't worry about me, I'm changing coordinates now. I've come to far to be tripped up by some Dudley do-right..."
Well if you knew it then why did set your thrusters on before making the calculation?,"I told you, I had to teach a few people a lesson!"
"I told you, I had to teach a few people a lesson!",it Barnes this really steams my onions!
it Barnes this really steams my onions!,"Let's get something straight, Chappy!"
We don't.,Well maybe there's a way out of here.
Well maybe there's a way out of here.,chance of that. Even if we had C4 and a laser torch these doors wouldn't budge. That son of a son of a
It's getting too cold in here. I can't stand this anymore!,"Baby, take it easy."
"Baby, take it easy.",How can you sit there with your stomach and tell me to take it easy! I want to go home! I want to be warm! I want to get out of here!
What the is that?,The engines!
"I got suspended when I was young, too. I was pretty cocky in my day.",They suspended me for 100 years.
They suspended me for 100 years.,100 years!
100 years!,I can appeal in five. I was hoping you could help me Mr. Fazeli.
I can appeal in five. I was hoping you could help me Mr. Fazeli.,What do you think I can do?
What do you think I can do?,"I need a sponsor to get my sanction card back. Where I come from, you're the king."
"I need a sponsor to get my sanction card back. Where I come from, you're the king.","Sure, around here, any old bald guy could be king. I'm nothing. It wouldn't do any good for me to talk to the Congress. Hey, you thirsty? You like orange whips?"
"Sure, around here, any old bald guy could be king. I'm nothing. It wouldn't do any good for me to talk to the Congress. Hey, you thirsty? You like orange whips?","I've never had orange whips, I'm from Akron."
Remember the finals in Akron in '59? You had a seven-ten split in the final frame.,"Yeah, against that VanDeMark."
"Yeah, against that VanDeMark.","Ten thousand to one, but you pegged it. The toughest shot on the last frame."
"Ten thousand to one, but you pegged it. The toughest shot on the last frame.",That game was before you was born.
That game was before you was born.,My mom was there. She told me about it. The 'Fazeli Split.'
What the is this?,What's it look like to you?
What's it look like to you?,It looks like dwarf bowling.
I do what I gotta do to survive.,You have no right to call yourself a bowler. Buzz slaps Theo in the face.
You have no right to call yourself a bowler. Buzz slaps Theo in the face.,I'm more of a bowler than you'll ever be. I deal with my own I ain't asking anyone to bail me out.
I'm more of a bowler than you'll ever be. I deal with my own I ain't asking anyone to bail me out.,I'm your blood.
I'm your blood.,You wish!
What makes you so sure it was me? She coulda had lotsa bowlers! Theo rushes Buzz and grabs his arm. The two men struggle for the pin.,Don't say that about my mom!
Don't say that about my mom!,"I had a career. She wanted a little bowler of her own. Sid and Breeze leap into the fray, prying the two men apart. They wrestle Theo against a wall, pressing his face into the tiles."
"I had a career. She wanted a little bowler of her own. Sid and Breeze leap into the fray, prying the two men apart. They wrestle Theo against a wall, pressing his face into the tiles.",you and bowling.
you and bowling.,That's a laugh. You're all strung out. You're a bowling
That's a laugh. You're all strung out. You're a bowling,I don't need the stinking pro-tour.
I don't need the stinking pro-tour.,"You're dead without the pro-tour, and you know it. Get him away from me. Sid and Breeze punch Theo in the face."
"Theo, I want you to get out of this town.",I'm getting to like it here.
I'm getting to like it here.,Did that porcupine say he'd get you back on the tour?
Did that porcupine say he'd get you back on the tour?,I gotta survive.
I gotta survive.,He'll be a barnacle on your the rest of your life.
He'll be a barnacle on your the rest of your life.,You got a better offer?
You got a better offer?,No...
No...,I didn't think so.
"Don't tell me, John.",Cool!
Cool!,Theo. Howzitgoin.
Theo. Howzitgoin.,"Hey man, welcome to our parking lot. Lemme give you some advice, if she asks you to dance, make sure her brother's not around. Somebody blew out Junior's pilot light, if you get my meaning."
"Hey man, welcome to our parking lot. Lemme give you some advice, if she asks you to dance, make sure her brother's not around. Somebody blew out Junior's pilot light, if you get my meaning.",How's that?
How's that?,"I was doing the lambada with her and the guy freaks, he breaks my arm, tries to me. I swear man, the guy thought I was a pi–ata. If nobody else hadn't a been there, he wouldn't have stopped. He woulda killed me. Fuckin' guy man, just snapped. How do you like your burger?"
"I was doing the lambada with her and the guy freaks, he breaks my arm, tries to me. I swear man, the guy thought I was a pi–ata. If nobody else hadn't a been there, he wouldn't have stopped. He woulda killed me. Fuckin' guy man, just snapped. How do you like your burger?",Uh...over easy.
Uh...over easy.,"I'll tell you one thing, you won't see me around that alley with that freak on the loose. Stay away from his - and don't play any of his fuckin' knock-knock jokes."
So you're Buzz's boy. I've been expecting you. You hurt my feelings when you didn't come and see me sooner.,You know who I am?
You know who I am?,"Nobody sticks a finger into a bowling ball in this town without Miles Kastle knowing about it. You don't mind if I have a word with Theo, do you bunny? Kastle takes Theo by the elbow and pulls him away."
"Nobody sticks a finger into a bowling ball in this town without Miles Kastle knowing about it. You don't mind if I have a word with Theo, do you bunny? Kastle takes Theo by the elbow and pulls him away.",I heard you've been having a little trouble with the Congress. Theo pulls his eyes off Sheila. Kastle walks Theo past pairs of bowlers.
I heard you've been having a little trouble with the Congress. Theo pulls his eyes off Sheila. Kastle walks Theo past pairs of bowlers.,You might say I'm at the top of their list.
You might say I'm at the top of their list.,"Maybe I can help you. Try a lighter ball, Penelope - you'll get hurt with that big ball, honey. I've seen tapes of you bowling on the circuit. You got Fazeli blood running through you. Your pop was a genuine talent in his day."
"Maybe I can help you. Try a lighter ball, Penelope - you'll get hurt with that big ball, honey. I've seen tapes of you bowling on the circuit. You got Fazeli blood running through you. Your pop was a genuine talent in his day.","What's with the bad air between you two, Mr. Kastle?"
"What's with the bad air between you two, Mr. Kastle?","It's nothing, just a slight business imbalance. How's Gloria's thumb?"
This is a vicious cycle.,I think that a motorbike is one of the last really free things that people can do.
I think that a motorbike is one of the last really free things that people can do.,Isn't this technically a scooter?
Isn't this technically a scooter?,When I'm on my bike I feel like a wild person. Better than any I've ever had.
When I'm on my bike I feel like a wild person. Better than any I've ever had.,Kinda tough on the butt.
Kinda tough on the butt.,Everything has it's drawbacks.
Everything has it's drawbacks.,Where did your brother escape from?
Where did your brother escape from?,The mental hospital.
The mental hospital.,What does he do?
What does he do?,"He follows me, he tries to have with me, and then they send him to the nut-hut for a while and then he gets out and then he follows me, he tries to have with me, they send him to the nut-hut for a while..."
"He follows me, he tries to have with me, and then they send him to the nut-hut for a while and then he gets out and then he follows me, he tries to have with me, they send him to the nut-hut for a while...",Whoa.
Whoa.,It's a vicious cycle.
"It wouldn't bother you if Buzz was in danger, would it?","Nope, I couldn't care less."
"Nope, I couldn't care less.","I'm sure you wouldn't care if he needed your help, right?"
"I'm sure you wouldn't care if he needed your help, right?",Why should I help that old
Why should I help that old,"Yeah, what did Buzz Fazeli ever do for you?"
"Yeah, what did Buzz Fazeli ever do for you?",Zip.
Zip.,"And besides, it's probably too late, anyhow."
"And besides, it's probably too late, anyhow.",Way too late. Buzz Fazeli is history. Too late for what?
Nothing.,"Too late for what, Sheila?"
"Too late for what, Sheila?",You know how people with broken bones know when there's a storm coming?
You know how people with broken bones know when there's a storm coming?,You got any broken bones?
You got any broken bones?,"No, but something's gonna blow in this town. I can feel it."
"No, but something's gonna blow in this town. I can feel it.","Are you with me Sheila? Is something gonna happen to Buzz? Sheila seems to be trying to tell Theo, but is unable."
"Are you with me Sheila? Is something gonna happen to Buzz? Sheila seems to be trying to tell Theo, but is unable.","I can't tell you, Theo."
"I can't tell you, Theo.",Why not?
Why not?,I saw your eyes when you hit that guy with your ball on TV. THUNDER rumbles. Theo takes Sheila by the shoulders.
I saw your eyes when you hit that guy with your ball on TV. THUNDER rumbles. Theo takes Sheila by the shoulders.,"Tell me, Sheila. What are you afraid of? Sheila shakes her head."
"Tell me, Sheila. What are you afraid of? Sheila shakes her head.",I'm afraid you'll hurt him.
I'm afraid you'll hurt him.,"It's Junior, isn't it."
"It's Junior, isn't it.",I can't - I can't do it. He's my brother.
I can't - I can't do it. He's my brother.,He's my father.
You told Junior that we did it.,It?
It?,"It. Bouncy-bouncy. He tried to squeeze my head off. What did you say to him? When they reach each other, they stop. Sheila seems to weigh her answer."
"It. Bouncy-bouncy. He tried to squeeze my head off. What did you say to him? When they reach each other, they stop. Sheila seems to weigh her answer.",I told him you were my boyfriend.
I told him you were my boyfriend.,What the did you go doing that for Sheila? We haven't even gotten yet!
What the did you go doing that for Sheila? We haven't even gotten yet!,We would have sooner or later.
We would have sooner or later.,Oh great! He tried to me! You knew he would go off if he thought I fooled around with you.
Oh great! He tried to me! You knew he would go off if he thought I fooled around with you.,Did you - him?
What makes you think you know me so well that you can give me an ultimatum? Huh?,"Who said anything about an ultimatum? You want to find your father? Get a shovel and start digging. Hurry up, he's probably in Purgatory by now. Sheila makes a pathetic attempt to speed away from Theo. He moves up beside her again."
"Who said anything about an ultimatum? You want to find your father? Get a shovel and start digging. Hurry up, he's probably in Purgatory by now. Sheila makes a pathetic attempt to speed away from Theo. He moves up beside her again.",You're really me off.
You're really me off.,I'm you off? I'm doing what I said I'd do. What the are you doing? What about your word?
I'm you off? I'm doing what I said I'd do. What the are you doing? What about your word?,"My word is good, and it'll always be good. When did I ever give my word to you?"
"My word is good, and it'll always be good. When did I ever give my word to you?",What about plan C?
What about plan C?,plan C!
plan C!,"Your word is so good, you're never gonna give it to anyone."
"Your word is so good, you're never gonna give it to anyone.",You think I'm dumping you to get back into bowling. Well who's dumping who?
You think I'm dumping you to get back into bowling. Well who's dumping who?,"I'm not dumping you, I'm suspending you."
"I'm not dumping you, I'm suspending you.",Sez you!
Sez you!,my
I'm not sure. I've never seen anything like it.,"You're a biochemist, aren't you? Can't you tell us something."
Where is it?,Why can't I -- ? What the is going on here?
"Norman, please! Don't!","Pull it, it!"
"Off the record, I don't mind telling you, this thing scares the out of me.",It doesn't make any sense.
It doesn't make any sense.,We think it might. That's why we brought you here. We've assembled your team -- they're waiting for us now.
We think it might. That's why we brought you here. We've assembled your team -- they're waiting for us now.,What team?
What team?,The one you recommended. In the ULF report you wrote for the Bush administration.
The one you recommended. In the ULF report you wrote for the Bush administration.,ULF report? Nobody's mentioned that in years. You mean someone actually read it?
They pressurize us with helium.,What's wrong with oxygen?
What's wrong with oxygen?,"It's a corrosive gas. On earth, it makes a half-eaten apple turn brown and puts the iron rust on an Oldsmobile. At a pressure this low, oxygen becomes toxic. Breathe it down here, and it'll do to your what it does to the Oldsmobile."
"You can't just leave Harry down here, sir.","I told you people, nobody goes anywhere unless I say."
"I told you people, nobody goes anywhere unless I say.",But sir --
But sir --,"No ""buts"". If he wants to be left, we'll leave him. Hello? Yes, the subs -- I want a report... Hello... Yes, a report. Gimme..."
What the It shut us down.,Jerry? Please. Stop this.
Jerry? Please. Stop this.,"Ted, go into the control room. Listen for my instructions."
It's not sir.,"Thank you, I can see that. Try something else."
"Thank you, I can see that. Try something else.","We don't have anything else to try, Sir."
"We don't have anything else to try, Sir.","Well, -- find something, do something... make something up --"
"Subs are still at surface, sir.","Send them, it! I know, but I'm not gonna be held responsible --"
"Nothing, sir.",What the is going on here?
"Yes, sir.","Well, where the is he?"
"Well, where the is he?","In the ship, sir."
"Are you enjoying yourself, Harry, because I don't know what the you're doing.",He understands me fine.
How can he be missing?,"Sir, about leaving --"
"Sir, about leaving --",We're on the bottom of the ocean -- he can't just walk outside!
"I want a name. A real name. This thing's full name, rank and serial number.","Captain, I personally feel we should ask much more substantive questions --"
"Captain, I personally feel we should ask much more substantive questions --",I am not gonna explain in some report that one person died in a deepsat expedition so we could meet an alien named Jerry.
"""Although advised of risks, all personnel elect to remain down for duration of storm to continue investigation of alien sphere and associated spacecraft. Signed, Barnes, USN.""",Where did you get this?
Where did you get this?,In Edmunds' things.
In Edmunds' things.,You went through Edmunds' things?
You went through Edmunds' things?,He's not just a Navy captain -- he works for the Pentagon.
He's not just a Navy captain -- he works for the Pentagon.,"Calm down, Beth. Alright?"
"Calm down, Beth. Alright?",Don't tell me to calm down!
Don't tell me to calm down!,"It's done, alright? It's over! And there's not a thing we can do about it now, okay?"
"Remember when we first spoke to Jerry, Barnes kept asking for Jerry's real name? But Harry never would? He didn't because he was afraid the screen would say ""Harry"", instead of Jerry. We weren't talking to an alien intelligence when we talked to Jerry, we were talking to Harry... or a part of Harry.","What do you mean, a part of Harry?"
"What do you mean, a part of Harry?",When did the messages start? The animals outside start showing up? After Harry came out of the sphere.
When did the messages start? The animals outside start showing up? After Harry came out of the sphere.,"You think, in the sphere --"
"You think, in the sphere --",He acquired some sort of power. A power to manifest things.
He acquired some sort of power. A power to manifest things.,But how?
But how?,I don't know.
I don't know.,How can the sphere do that?
How can the sphere do that?,"I don't know, Beth. I'm not the alien that built the thing. But it can. When Harry came out of the sphere, he mumbled something about page 87. How he would never read that far -- he was too scared to. Then you found the book, remember in your lab. Then in the cafeteria -- and page 87 talks about a giant squid..."
"I don't know, Beth. I'm not the alien that built the thing. But it can. When Harry came out of the sphere, he mumbled something about page 87. How he would never read that far -- he was too scared to. Then you found the book, remember in your lab. Then in the cafeteria -- and page 87 talks about a giant squid...",Which I told Barnes was attacking --
Which I told Barnes was attacking --,It's his fear. The squid. He's manifesting his fears. Making them real.
It's his fear. The squid. He's manifesting his fears. Making them real.,But why is he doing it?
But why is he doing it?,He must not realize he is. Like the Navy crewman -- Harry was sleeping then. He must've manifested his dream.
He must not realize he is. Like the Navy crewman -- Harry was sleeping then. He must've manifested his dream.,"His dream? You can't control your dreams. And you can't control your fears, can you?"
"His dream? You can't control your dreams. And you can't control your fears, can you?","No. I mean, we've always believed we can think anything we want without consequences. You ever read the Bible? It talks about our sinful nature, you know? I mean, we can think, and believe, and desire whatever we want, but there's a part of us -- a shadow side, as Jung called it -- that can't be controlled. It's evil. It's inside us. It's what we are."
Beth you're losing it. C'mon.,C'mon -- what?
C'mon -- what?,You're lying --
You're lying --,"Am I lying? Are you sure? Are you absolutely sure I'm lying? Then explain to me about the jellyfish. Earlier. Why did we see jellyfish? Harry doesn't fear jellyfish. You do. They're your fear, aren't they?"
"Am I lying? Are you sure? Are you absolutely sure I'm lying? Then explain to me about the jellyfish. Earlier. Why did we see jellyfish? Harry doesn't fear jellyfish. You do. They're your fear, aren't they?",But --
But --,"And the snakes? You want to know about the snakes? You saw one outside earlier, didn't you? When you thought I had deserted you -- you were terrified."
"And the snakes? You want to know about the snakes? You saw one outside earlier, didn't you? When you thought I had deserted you -- you were terrified.",That's when you went in the sphere.
That's when you went in the sphere.,"One lonely, terrifying sea snake."
"One lonely, terrifying sea snake.","You manifested that, Beth."
"You manifested that, Beth.","Did I? Or was that you? When you were hiding in the bathroom -- all conspiratorially like you were -- you became frightened, didn't you? Terrified. Like you were with the snake earlier -- and suddenly you have snakes slithering all over the floor. You did that, Norman."
"Did I? Or was that you? When you were hiding in the bathroom -- all conspiratorially like you were -- you became frightened, didn't you? Terrified. Like you were with the snake earlier -- and suddenly you have snakes slithering all over the floor. You did that, Norman.",You're insane.
You're insane.,Am I? Or am I making so much sense that you're going insane?
Am I? Or am I making so much sense that you're going insane?,I never went in that sphere.
I never went in that sphere.,"You don't remember you did. But I'm sure you remember running like some hero to get Harry, don't you? You remember that."
"You don't remember you did. But I'm sure you remember running like some hero to get Harry, don't you? You remember that.",Yes.
Yes.,"You remember before you picked him up -- when you looked up at the sphere, you remember that -- when the sphere opened? That's right. But you can't remember going inside, can you? No, of course not. Harry couldn't either, could he? ""Like everything's on the tip of my tongue"", he said."
"You remember before you picked him up -- when you looked up at the sphere, you remember that -- when the sphere opened? That's right. But you can't remember going inside, can you? No, of course not. Harry couldn't either, could he? ""Like everything's on the tip of my tongue"", he said.",That's
That's,Is it?
Is it?,"Beth, the message said Harry. ""My name is Harry"". My name isn't Harry."
"Beth, the message said Harry. ""My name is Harry"". My name isn't Harry.","No, it isn't. Your name is Norman. But your younger brother -- what was his name? The one who was stung when you were younger. The one that died. The one you couldn't save. What was his name? ""Mommy, we're going out to the ocean -- to go swimming."" ""But I don't want to go swimming, Norman. I'm scared."" ""C'mon, <u>Harry</u>, it'll be fine, it'll be fun."" You heartless That's why you're so scared of the water, isn't it?"
"No, it isn't. Your name is Norman. But your younger brother -- what was his name? The one who was stung when you were younger. The one that died. The one you couldn't save. What was his name? ""Mommy, we're going out to the ocean -- to go swimming."" ""But I don't want to go swimming, Norman. I'm scared."" ""C'mon, <u>Harry</u>, it'll be fine, it'll be fun."" You heartless That's why you're so scared of the water, isn't it?","Shut up, Beth --"
"Shut up, Beth --","When you were in that sub -- and that squid was attacking you -- are you sure it was the squid that was attacking? Do you know? ""I can't get Beth on the radio. I'm in this tiny sub on the bottom of the ocean. All alone. Surrounded by all this water."" Was it really the squid that was attacking you, Norman -- or was it something else -- one of your fears? You never really saw what it was, did you?"
"When he woke up, he said we were out of food. He told me to get some from the ship.",I never said that.
I never said that.,"Yes you did. Norman, I wouldn't leave you out there. You know that."
"Yes you did. Norman, I wouldn't leave you out there. You know that.","We never even had a conversation, Norman."
"We never even had a conversation, Norman.",Harry? That's We stood right there --
Missed.,"Are you trying, it? Just --"
"Alot like. You know, I noticed it before, but I didn't...","Shutup, Ted. You didn't notice Keep hammering."
"Don't gimme that psychology Norman. Psychology isn't a science, it's superstition. It's a bunch of soft, subjective theories without any hard data to back it up. With an intellect like this, emotions don't mean","It's like showing Leonardo da Vinci a laptop computer. He'd run screaming ""witchcraft"". And you couldn't explain it to him, either. Modems, microchips, particle physics."
"It's not some substitution code, it's a direct visual representation.",You mean a picture?
You mean a picture?,Take a look. I rearranged the numbers. Put 'em up to the light. Go ahead. Squint at it.
Take a look. I rearranged the numbers. Put 'em up to the light. Go ahead. Squint at it.,I don't see anything.
I don't see anything.,Squint harder.
Squint harder.,"Please, Ted."
"Please, Ted.",Try this one.
Try this one.,This is like nursery school.
This is like nursery school.,Don't you see it? It's a picture of the creature.
Don't you see it? It's a picture of the creature.,The creature?
The creature?,"Inside the sphere. Look, that's the vertical torso, three legs, two arms. There's no head, so I'm guessing the creature's head is located within the torso itself, you know?"
"Well, how about we wait and see what Harry comes up with?","Sure, why not. Give him the trophy. That pretentious son of a You heard him, Norman. All that ""someone went to a lot of trouble, try again"" And ""impotent"". Where does he get off saying I'm impotent? He's a self-righteous, little"
What's wrong with you ?,"Hey, it's just a vestigal response to procreation..."
"At 0821 we received a distress call from Planet P, priority code, requesting reinforcement...",I thought 4th brigade cleaned out P.
I thought 4th brigade cleaned out P.,Owen reported the eradication of a low generation colony a month ago. That's why MICOM wants onsite assessment.
Owen reported the eradication of a low generation colony a month ago. That's why MICOM wants onsite assessment.,Sounds more like some idiot at Military Intelligence Command wants to get me and my cap troopers killed...
"You. Tell me the moral difference, if any, between the citizen and the civilian ?","The difference lies in the field of civic virtue. A citizen accepts personal responsibility for the safety of the body politic, of which he is a member, defending it, if need be, with his life. The civilian does not."
"The difference lies in the field of civic virtue. A citizen accepts personal responsibility for the safety of the body politic, of which he is a member, defending it, if need be, with his life. The civilian does not.",The exact words of the text. But do you understand it ? Do you believe it ?
The exact words of the text. But do you understand it ? Do you believe it ?,"Uh, I don't know."
"Uh, I don't know.",Of course you don't. I doubt if any of you here would recognize 'civic virtue' if it bit you in the
"All dead except one, sir.",the
the,"Yes, sir."
"This is my farm. Get on the boat, NOW ! That's an order, Sergeant.",Give'em sir !
Hi!,We had a date.
We had a date.,We did...?
We did...?,Where have you been...
Where have you been...,I've been thinking.
I've been thinking.,"Where have you been, we had a date for <u>three</u>...where have you <u>been</u>...?"
"Where have you been, we had a date for <u>three</u>...where have you <u>been</u>...?",I have to tell you something...
I have to tell you something...,"Well, I <u>know</u>, because they <u>told</u> me you were with that writer from the, you see, this is what I mean, the whole <u>town</u> has been warped by the, by, by the presence of the movie company, they holler, and we jump, you have a <u>date</u>, they call, you're doing business nine o'clock at night. It isn't..."
"Well, I <u>know</u>, because they <u>told</u> me you were with that writer from the, you see, this is what I mean, the whole <u>town</u> has been warped by the, by, by the presence of the movie company, they holler, and we jump, you have a <u>date</u>, they call, you're doing business nine o'clock at night. It isn't...",I wasn't doing business.
I wasn't doing business.,"Oh. What were you doing, then, that's so important that you shouldn't call your fian..."
"Oh. What were you doing, then, that's so important that you shouldn't call your fian...","It's all over between us, Doug, I'm sorry, but that's the truth. I've found someone else, and, it's very serious and it's the end. I'm sorry. It isn't <u>you</u>, j..."
"It's all over between us, Doug, I'm sorry, but that's the truth. I've found someone else, and, it's very serious and it's the end. I'm sorry. It isn't <u>you</u>, j...",Wai...It's so serious you couldn't call to tell me you'd be...what...? What did you say...?
Wai...It's so serious you couldn't call to tell me you'd be...what...? What did you say...?,It's all over between us. I've found someone else.
It's all over between us. I've found someone else.,Let me review here: You're...what are you...you've...it's all over between us?
Let me review here: You're...what are you...you've...it's all over between us?,I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.,Who is this person that you've found?
Who is this person that you've found?,He works on the movie.
He works on the movie.,No. Don't tell me that.
No. Don't tell me that.,I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.,"Why, you"
If your memory was as long as your you'd be in good shape. How long since you almost went to jail for this,How could she turn on me like that? I thought she liked me.
How could she turn on me like that? I thought she liked me.,Can we try to keep our pants buttoned and get out of this town in one piece?
Can we try to keep our pants buttoned and get out of this town in one piece?,I'm ready!
"""Bring it in on time and there's more where these came from. Marty. P.S. I want to talk to you about a product tie- in...""","I'll put the, in your r..."
"I'll put the, in your r...","Somebody make a note. I want Li..., for the broad...what does she like? Lilacs. Okay. A truck of lilacs when the broad comes. And get something for Bob Barrenger, get him, what does he like...?"
"Somebody make a note. I want Li..., for the broad...what does she like? Lilacs. Okay. A truck of lilacs when the broad comes. And get something for Bob Barrenger, get him, what does he like...?",Bob Barrenger...Bob...Bob Barrenger's in this movie?
Bob Barrenger...Bob...Bob Barrenger's in this movie?,That's cor...
That's cor...,He's staying here? Bob Barrenger is staying he...?
He's staying here? Bob Barrenger is staying he...?,Put something in his room. What does he like?
You show Claire these sketches?,Yes.
Yes.,Did she throw up?
Did she throw up?,That isn't very nice.
That isn't very nice.,"Oh, really, then why don't you sue me in the World Court. Did she like the costumes?"
"Oh, really, then why don't you sue me in the World Court. Did she like the costumes?",I can't tell.
I can't tell.,Why not?
Why not?,She won't stop crying...
She won't stop crying...,"Find out when Marty Rossen's arriving, get him a bunch of lilacs to send to the broad."
Kiss my,Well.
I'm looking for the writer.,What the are <u>you</u> so down about?
What the are <u>you</u> so down about?,My wife's going to have a baby.
My wife's going to have a baby.,How about that.
How about that.,Mmmm. You have children?
Mmmm. You have children?,"No. No, but we're planning to."
"No. No, but we're planning to.",Could you tell me where a fellow goes to get a drink in this town?
Could you tell me where a fellow goes to get a drink in this town?,Yes.
I...,"Get Mitch Cohn on the phone in New York, tell him she's breaking her contract and we're very up..."
"Get Mitch Cohn on the phone in New York, tell him she's breaking her contract and we're very up...",I...
I...,"We're very upset with her. Get someone to <u>double for her</u>, her the scene, call L.A. I want to see some <u>pictures</u> of the women's Of their"
"We're very upset with her. Get someone to <u>double for her</u>, her the scene, call L.A. I want to see some <u>pictures</u> of the women's Of their",I'm very sorry I...
I'm very sorry I...,"You're very sorry, you passive aggressive, we replace him?"
Let's speak English. You've got to help the side.,You want me to lie.
You want me to lie.,"To the contrary. I want you to tell the truth. The truth is, you can't tell me, to a certainty, that you saw the thing. You don't remember, a gun to your head, which glasses you have on. And you have a fertile imagination. Imagination wants to fill in the blanks. Now. If you aren't <u>sure</u>, then they have nothing. Bob walks free. As he should. Joe: wasn't long ago they buried actors at the crossroads with a stake through their heart. You know? The people who are talking to you about the way we live though we may praise them, we fear them. And they fear us. Because we tell the truth. About our lives. Now, this is a roust, and everyone knows it; the guy is looking for a case, he wants to make a name for himself. If we let him do that, if we let him do that, then we're being false to our community...to our community, you understand...? To our world. Cause you are a part of that world, now. You have to take off the Steel Rolex and put on the Gold Rolex. And be part of your world. I got a five picture deal with the studio. And you stick with me. You write one, two more, you stick with me, and you'll <u>direct</u> the third one. You are a part of this world. It's in your blood. It's you. You have to do the right thing: we're out in the Provinces, the Sheriff, <u>literally</u> is at our door. You have to stand with the troops, Joe. That's the bottom line. You <u>have</u> to...if you had the leisure to think it through, you'd see it for yourself. The girl wasn't in the car."
"Thank it's up to you, Pal. Sup to you...",I'm out.
I'm out.,I don't getcha.
I don't getcha.,The girl was in the car.
The girl was in the car.,I treated you like a son or nephew.
I treated you like a son or nephew.,"It's not <u>you</u>, it's..."
"It's not <u>you</u>, it's...","No, what is it?"
"No, what is it?",I have to tell the truth.
I have to tell the truth.,...that's just so <u>narrow</u>...
...that's just so <u>narrow</u>...,The girl was in the car.
The girl was in the car.,Then you're finished in show business.
Then you're finished in show business.,So be it.
So be it.,And my company sues your for sixty million dollars.
And my company sues your for sixty million dollars.,For what cause?
For what cause?,"I don't need a cause, just a lawyer."
You cool the broad out?,I left that for you.
I left that for you.,"That's thoughtful. Ziz good, you try this?"
We got the permit.,Is that one of a kid?
Is that one of a kid?,He just saved us eight hundred thousand bucks.
He just saved us eight hundred thousand bucks.,He's got a gift for fiction.
He's got a gift for fiction.,We got to do something nice for <u>him</u>.
Where the have you been...? It's...,"Sherry, this..."
...the thing...,"No, I'm serious, election's coming up, a lot of people are pretty upset..."
"Darling, I've been thinking about our little Brad problem? And I think it's time we move to Plan B...","You cannot <u>believe</u> what he said, it was the worst <u>instant</u> of my total life on <u>Earth</u>!!"
"You cannot <u>believe</u> what he said, it was the worst <u>instant</u> of my total life on <u>Earth</u>!!","I know. I know how rough life can be. And how unfair. So here's what we do. Tomorrow, on the lunch yard, you walk <u>straight</u> <u>up</u> to that little"
"I know. I know how rough life can be. And how unfair. So here's what we do. Tomorrow, on the lunch yard, you walk <u>straight</u> <u>up</u> to that little","And bring my knees up, <u>real</u> hard, yeh?"
"And bring my knees up, <u>real</u> hard, yeh?","No, that never solves anything. You talk like the big girl you are. About what you feel. And how he's hurt you. You know? You tell the truth."
"The guy <u>I</u> see is in the eighth grade at <u>Prep</u> School, and he laughs his off every time we talk about you.",But Rache...
But Rache...,"A <u>suitable</u> boy, will be at <u>this</u> flagpole, <u>on</u> Monday, with a <u>very</u> expensive bike, and he will be a stone FOX if I have to call an <u>escort</u> service!"
You bet you are.,How the would you know?
How the would you know?,"I don't, but..."
"I don't, but...",How would you know <u>anything</u>?
"As you may know, 'going out' in the six grade doesn't mean They don't actually <u>go</u> to a movie or anywhere, they don't even eat lunch together, it's just a declaration to the world that they're...","...going out, yeh. I had kids of my own, once."
"...going out, yeh. I had kids of my own, once.",Anyway. He walks up to her on lunch yard today. And tells her... publicly...that they're 'breaking up.'
I really look like,You look sick. But you look... together. Mentally tough.
You look sick. But you look... together. Mentally tough.,"Yeh, that's bull. I'm going for serene, they say some actually get there."
He's relentless. A <u>major</u>,And you said...
And you said...,What else? Keep on keepin' on.
"Hey, you haven't quit on you, I'm sure as not gonna. I just mean, I'm juggling a lot right n...",Juggle it! Move the darkroom into your house. You've got that room downstairs with the treadmill Luke never uses anyway. Don't lose your confidence. Don't lose your edge.
Juggle it! Move the darkroom into your house. You've got that room downstairs with the treadmill Luke never uses anyway. Don't lose your confidence. Don't lose your edge.,It's the same choice you made.
It's the same choice you made.,"Yes. I made the choice that was right for me. And I don't regret it. But even for me, there were days when I felt so lost, so invis- ible. And then I'd hate myself for the kids not being enough."
"Now, 'limp dick', I know. What. Is 'snowballing'?","It doesn't matter, I didn't tell h..."
"It doesn't matter, I didn't tell h...","Because there'll be, oh, 20 or 30 mothers phoning me in the next hour or so. And they'll b..."
"Because there'll be, oh, 20 or 30 mothers phoning me in the next hour or so. And they'll b...",Give 'em my number.
You taught my child that I am some limp <u>loser</u>. Who didn't <u>care</u> about her pain.,That's not wh...
That's not wh...,You think <u>I</u> didn't have some dirty words for that little putz? You think <u>I</u> couldn't figure out some low blows?
You think <u>I</u> didn't have some dirty words for that little putz? You think <u>I</u> couldn't figure out some low blows?,You weren't passing 'em out.
You weren't passing 'em out.,"Well, maybe <u>your</u> version of growing up is 'Just win, baby'."
"See, in that crisis, I saw an opportunity. For some <u>real</u> growth.",Oh please.
Oh please.,Shut the up. <u>I</u> didn't go behind <u>your</u> back.
"Doing the <u>right</u> thing. Knowing who you <u>are</u>, inside. Not <u>caving</u> to peer pressure, or <u>lowering</u> yourself to that level, <u>steering</u> your <u>own</u> course...","She wasn't steering her own course, she was steering <u>yours</u>."
"She wasn't steering her own course, she was steering <u>yours</u>.","Well, that's what parenting is <u>about</u>, little girl. They are <u>pleading</u> to know how they are supposed to do it. And you sure as <u>showed</u> her."
Consuelo?,"Yes, Mikey?"
"Yes, Mikey?",Do you have any brothers or sisters?
Do you have any brothers or sisters?,Yes.
Yes.,Really? How many?
Really? How many?,Four brothers and five sisters.
Four brothers and five sisters.,"Wow. Why did your parents have so many children? I mean, if they were poor, wouldn't it be better to have just one or two?"
"Wow. Why did your parents have so many children? I mean, if they were poor, wouldn't it be better to have just one or two?",It was God's will.
It was God's will.,"But do you really believe in And heaven, and angels and all kind of stuff?"
"But do you really believe in And heaven, and angels and all kind of stuff?",No.
You're tired of me. I can tell.,"Marcus, I'm tired. That's all."
"Marcus, I'm tired. That's all.",You've lost interest...You hardly even sweat any more when we have
You've lost interest...You hardly even sweat any more when we have,I was never much of a sweater. You know that.
I was never much of a sweater. You know that.,"Look, Vi, I don't blame you. You feel You feel pity now. The pleasure isn't there any more. The kinkiness has gone...You've become kind."
OK.,Tired of this
I just want to know what the he's doing in his room that's so interesting he doesn't come down for dinner.,Maybe he's building a bomb...just like-!
You're not.,Good. 'Cause I...um...I really agreed with everything you had to say last week about how bad my story was...
Good. 'Cause I...um...I really agreed with everything you had to say last week about how bad my story was...,That's good.
That's good.,And I also agreed with what you said today about Marcus's story. It is a piece of
"Oh, bu...uh...I can't say that.","Say, Ni..."
"Say, Ni...",Ni...
Ni...,...gger.
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...gger.,"Say, 'Nigger.'"
"Say, 'Nigger.'", 
 ,'Fuck me hard!'
'Fuck me hard!',me hard!
me hard!,"Say, 'Nigger, me hard!'"
"Say, 'Nigger, me hard!'",me hard!
me hard!,Again!
Again!,me hard!!...
me hard!!...,Again!!
Again!!,ME HARD!!!...
"Scooby, don't! Be careful!","I'm not an idiot, man. I watch TV."
"I'm not an idiot, man. I watch TV.","I Know. I'm sorry. I'm just...a little nervous, I don't know why."
"I Know. I'm sorry. I'm just...a little nervous, I don't know why.",You should be.
"So like, yeah I caved in. I mean, I had to. My parents, they're like still really depressed about Brady. So I wrote the essay. Filled out the applications, did the interviews Y'know, I figure I can always drop out.",So where'd you get in?
So where'd you get in?,Prnceton.
Prnceton.,But what did you get on your SATs?
But what did you get on your SATs?,"200 verbal/710 math. Kinda weird, I know. But I think they thought it was, like, good-weird."
We got trouble. That bodyguard son- has them running all over the field--just took out three on the north end!,Well get someone down there!
Well get someone down there!,There isn't anyone! He's opened that whole sector now!
"I drew my gun, ran in the direction of the cries...violating the first rule of service...I let the Ambass- ador out of my sight.",What happened?
What happened?,"By the time I got back to the party our ambassador was face-down, in a bed of bloody azaleas."
Go yourself...,"Hey now! No cussing on TV! Well in closing I'd like to say that there are two reasons to have that money outside in an hour. One is my perky co-anchor here, and the second is the lives of tens of thousands of people--people just like you and me!"
Why the didn't you tell us this was at stake!,Chemco's been developing nerve gas?
And what exactly do they intend to do?,The ball is in Richter's court. But we're sure as not going to sit on our hands while he assassinates people--we're gonna stop the son-of-
The ball is in Richter's court. But we're sure as not going to sit on our hands while he assassinates people--we're gonna stop the son-of-,"I don't think you--grasp--the situation, Mr. Myers."
Chemco makes many things senator! We were under government contract!,I haven't been briefed on any such thing!
I haven't been briefed on any such thing!,"Apparently, this project is--unique. But it's heavily protected--all formulas are heavily codified!"
"Apparently, this project is--unique. But it's heavily protected--all formulas are heavily codified!","What the is it, anyhow?"
"What the is it, anyhow?","Well, it's a binary formula--a precise amount of two separate chemicals must be exposed to the nitrogen in the atmosphere simultaneously for it to work."
"Well, it's a binary formula--a precise amount of two separate chemicals must be exposed to the nitrogen in the atmosphere simultaneously for it to work.",How much do they have?
"Our traveler's insurance, you know what I mean?",Gotcha. We've been filling barrels all day--we've got of a stockpile.
Gotcha. We've been filling barrels all day--we've got of a stockpile.,Good.
Good.,I say we head out.
I say we head out.,Agreed--let's move it.
Agreed--let's move it.,Are you hungry? We can discuss some final arrangements over some slop in the galley.
Are you hungry? We can discuss some final arrangements over some slop in the galley.,Captain it would be impossible to turn down such a gracious request.
"Of the separate chemicals--I don't know, uh, offhand--","How much of this do they have, White!!"
"How much of this do they have, White!!",They must have got their hands on a test vial!
They must have got their hands on a test vial!,What does that mean?
What does that mean?,There's enough in one vial...
Do you mean to say you'd set it off in your own country?,"Naturally. It would us just as surely even if we set it off in your country. But this way we know it's safe, and we don't have the problem of delivering it."
"Naturally. It would us just as surely even if we set it off in your country. But this way we know it's safe, and we don't have the problem of delivering it.","Mister President, I can't buy this malarkey; they wouldn't set the thing off. Why should they?"
"Mister President, I can't buy this malarkey; they wouldn't set the thing off. Why should they?",You're absolutely right. We wouldn't. No sane nation ever would. That's why it was designed to trigger itself automatically.
You're absolutely right. We wouldn't. No sane nation ever would. That's why it was designed to trigger itself automatically.,Then all you have to do is untrigger it.
Then all you have to do is untrigger it.,"Ah, but if we were able to untrigger it, that would be defeating its purpose. All our enemies would have to do, would be to warn us in advance that they were going to violate one of our unalterable triggering conditions. We would bluff, naturally, but in the end we would be insane not to untrigger it. Now we can say: There is no point trying to intimidate us, we don't control the Doomsday Machine."
"Now, snap out of it, fella!","Who the do you think you are, sir???"
Yes!,General Schmuck?
General Schmuck?,Yes! Who the is this?
May I be enough to inquire WHY IN THE BASE COMMANDER OF THE 843d BOMB WING DID A THING LIKE THAT ???,"To be perfectly honest, Mister President, we really aren't sure."
"To be perfectly honest, Mister President, we really aren't sure.",You aren't sure!
You aren't sure!,"Not exactly, sir. You see, Colonel Puntrich at Air Command HQ received a call from him about twenty minutes ago. He asked General Ripper if he had issued the Go-code and the attack order, and General Ripper said: ""Sure, the orders came from me. They're on their way in, and I advise you to get the rest of Air Command in after them. My boys will give you the best kind of start, and you sure as won't stop them now."" Then he hung up."
"Not exactly, sir. You see, Colonel Puntrich at Air Command HQ received a call from him about twenty minutes ago. He asked General Ripper if he had issued the Go-code and the attack order, and General Ripper said: ""Sure, the orders came from me. They're on their way in, and I advise you to get the rest of Air Command in after them. My boys will give you the best kind of start, and you sure as won't stop them now."" Then he hung up.",it! it! I've been telling you all for years you've got too damned many psychoes in the service.
it! it! I've been telling you all for years you've got too damned many psychoes in the service.,"Be fair, Mister President. Didn't we initiate the Human Reliability tests for all personnel handling nuclear weapons?"
"Be fair, Mister President. Didn't we initiate the Human Reliability tests for all personnel handling nuclear weapons?","Buck, when I told you to give them right up to the top, you said we couldn't insult a general officer by asking him to pass a test to see if he's a psycho."
"Is there any chance a single aircraft can the entire enemy Air Defense, when its course and target are known?","If I can speak freely, sir -- look, these guys talk big, but frankly, we think they're short of know-how. You can't just take a bunch of ignorant peasants and expect them to understand a machine like one of our boys, and I don't mean that as an insult, Mister Ambassador. we all know what kind of guts your people have. Why just look how many millions of 'em those Nazis killed and, they still wouldn't quit."
"If I can speak freely, sir -- look, these guys talk big, but frankly, we think they're short of know-how. You can't just take a bunch of ignorant peasants and expect them to understand a machine like one of our boys, and I don't mean that as an insult, Mister Ambassador. we all know what kind of guts your people have. Why just look how many millions of 'em those Nazis killed and, they still wouldn't quit.","General, stick to the point, please."
"General, stick to the point, please.","Well, sir, if the A/C's a really good man, I mean really sharp, why he can barrel that plane along so low - well you just have to see it some time. A real big plane, like a Sting Ray, zig-zagging in, its jet exhaust frying chickens in the barnyard --- Has he a yes! He has one of a chance."
"Listen, King, old buddy. On behalf---","Skip it and jump, you! This flak's so close, I can smell it."
What do you mean?,"Well, we sure as aren't going home just because the enemy tells us to."
"Well, we sure as aren't going home just because the enemy tells us to.","Wait a minute, Major. ""OPE,"" that's the recall code. Where would they get that?"
"Wait a minute, Major. ""OPE,"" that's the recall code. Where would they get that?",You tell me.
You tell me.,They must have gotten it from the base. No one else would know it.
They must have gotten it from the base. No one else would know it.,Why should they call us back?
Why should they call us back?,How the do I know? Maybe the war's over.
"We're on course, Major. Just fixed our position on that river back there.","What the are you doing here, Lothar?"
I thought I'd go along for the ride.,"Now what the did you want to go and do a thing like that for, Lothar?"
"Now what the did you want to go and do a thing like that for, Lothar?",I thought maybe you'd like some company.
"King, would you mind if I keep me hands on the wheel when you take her in?","I'd be mighty proud if you did, Lothar."
"I'd be mighty proud if you did, Lothar.","Thanks, King. I've always wanted to take one of these big babies in."
"Thanks, King. I've always wanted to take one of these big babies in.","Listen, Lothar. You know that crack I made about your...butt?"
"Listen, Lothar. You know that crack I made about your...butt?",Forget it.
Forget it.,I just wanted you to know I didn't mean anything by it.
I just wanted you to know I didn't mean anything by it.,"Sure, King."
"Sure, King.","Well, I just wanted you to know how I felt. I know Air Command wouldn't have taken you if you weren't okay. And don't think I don't know some of our best ball-players and entertainers are of descent."
"You know, one moment things are so up than you look at it from a totally different angle and it makes sense.",Yeah.
Yeah.,"Did you ever hear that saying, ""This too shall pass""?"
"Did you ever hear that saying, ""This too shall pass""?","Sure, all the time, in Group."
"Sure, all the time, in Group.",In Group?
In Group?,Rehab. Outpatient. I have to go once a week. It's kind of like AA.
Rehab. Outpatient. I have to go once a week. It's kind of like AA.,"Oh, yeah, you had to go to Highgate. That must've been intense."
"Oh, yeah, you had to go to Highgate. That must've been intense.",Intense.
Intense.,How long were you in there?
How long were you in there?,"Uh, ninety days. And now I just have to go once a week. See, I'm rehabilitated."
"Uh, ninety days. And now I just have to go once a week. See, I'm rehabilitated.","Well, you shouldn't drink. Are you gonna drink?"
"Well, you shouldn't drink. Are you gonna drink?","No. Oh, maybe."
"No. Oh, maybe.","I mean, that would if you had to go back to rehab."
"I mean, that would if you had to go back to rehab.","Yeah, it would big time. I'd myself first."
"Yeah, it would big time. I'd myself first.","It was pretty bad, huh?"
"It was pretty bad, huh?","It was like with windows. You know, there's on the walls. Kids my age their thumbs. I mean, every day I would, I'd wake up in my cell and I'd think, my parents put me here. Why? Why? Because I stayed out all night one time. Uh, because I broke the VCR when I was Because I was out of control. I thought my parents loved me."
We were all riding around and it suddenly hit me what we were doing. We were getting off on the fact that we're in a car teen feet longer than all the rest. And I got out and I just started walking.,Yeah.
Yeah.,"Well, what it was... I, I don't want to admit it, but, you know, I was jealous of Pony."
"Well, what it was... I, I don't want to admit it, but, you know, I was jealous of Pony.","Well, sure, he's rich and he's famous. He's got everything and you've got nothing."
"Well, sure, he's rich and he's famous. He's got everything and you've got nothing.","Yeah, but, when I was walking, I realized that he's stuck in that limo all the time. He's stuck with his interviews, he's stuck with his autograph, he has to do whatever his manager tells him to do, you know? He's not free. He's just part of the machine, and if you think about it, freedom's all that there really is."
"Yeah, but, when I was walking, I realized that he's stuck in that limo all the time. He's stuck with his interviews, he's stuck with his autograph, he has to do whatever his manager tells him to do, you know? He's not free. He's just part of the machine, and if you think about it, freedom's all that there really is.","Yeah, I guess."
"Yeah, I guess.",You know? And it used to scare me so much that I didn't know what was coming in my life.
You know? And it used to scare me so much that I didn't know what was coming in my life.,Mm-hm.
Mm-hm.,"You know, like, like, I would always think, uh, you know, what if I make the wrong move? But maybe there isn't any right move. You know? I mean, look at us. You know, we all dress the same, we all talk the same, we all the same, we all watch the same TV. Nobody's really different, even if they think they're different. ""Oh, boy, look at my tattoo, you know?"" And see, that's what makes me freak. Because I can do anything I want, as long as I don't care about the result."
Hey!,Hey. Do you have a cigarette?
Hey. Do you have a cigarette?,No I quit.
No I quit.,"Hey, you said you did a video?"
"Hey, you said you did a video?",Yup.
Yup.,What's it about?
What's it about?,It's really not about anything.
It's really not about anything.,"Oh. Well, what's it on?"
"Oh. Well, what's it on?",A cloud.
A cloud.,A cloud?
A cloud?,Yeah. There was this cloud and I video taped it.
Yeah. There was this cloud and I video taped it.,Oh.
Oh.,"I was doing schrooms and I saw this cloud. It looks excellent on tape. The video is like my head and, and everything, you know, is, like, is like in there that I see. You know? Plus, I'm gonna come down here one night and walk around inside the Circle A with the camera and tape"
"I was doing schrooms and I saw this cloud. It looks excellent on tape. The video is like my head and, and everything, you know, is, like, is like in there that I see. You know? Plus, I'm gonna come down here one night and walk around inside the Circle A with the camera and tape","Oh, that's so amazing. I wish I could see it."
"Oh, that's so amazing. I wish I could see it.","You can see it. Whenever you want. Don't you, um, work at a hospital or something?"
"You can see it. Whenever you want. Don't you, um, work at a hospital or something?","Yeah, I'm a nurse's aide at Mercy."
"Yeah, I'm a nurse's aide at Mercy.",Your a nurse?
Your a nurse?,"No, I, you know, I help 'em out. I empty bedpans and bring 'em lunch. That kind of thing."
"No, I, you know, I help 'em out. I empty bedpans and bring 'em lunch. That kind of thing.",Any gunshot victims?
Any gunshot victims?,"Oh, some of 'em. But it's mostly just strokes and I mean, most of 'em just sleep all the time and get kind of yellow. Usually they die id they're, you know, really yellow."
"Oh, some of 'em. But it's mostly just strokes and I mean, most of 'em just sleep all the time and get kind of yellow. Usually they die id they're, you know, really yellow.",Sounds like a bummer.
Sounds like a bummer.,"Oh, no, it's not. I mean, they're not all totally in a coma. I mean, they know when I'm helping them."
"Oh, no, it's not. I mean, they're not all totally in a coma. I mean, they know when I'm helping them.","Mm. Hey, what are you doing now?"
"Mm. Hey, what are you doing now?",Right now?
Right now?,Yeah.
Yeah.,"I don't know. Waiting, I guess. You know?"
"I don't know. Waiting, I guess. You know?",Do you wanna go to the van?
Do you wanna go to the van?,Now?
Now?,"Yeah, we could hang out and smoke a dube, you know?"
"Yeah, we could hang out and smoke a dube, you know?",I don't smoke dubes and I don't really hang out. But I'll go back. Okay.
I don't smoke dubes and I don't really hang out. But I'll go back. Okay.,"Okay, whatever you want."
"Oh yeah? Oh, how'd you ship it over there, man? Federal Express? Hm? By the time it got there it'd be way cold and coagulated. Total waste. Cheese be stuck to the cardboard.","Buff, that slice is the difference between life and death for some half-dead Bangladeshi."
"Buff, that slice is the difference between life and death for some half-dead Bangladeshi.","Yo, your gettin' me all upset here."
"Yo, your gettin' me all upset here.","You should get upset. Everyone should get upset. When, when was greasing the Jews, people were saying, ""Don't get me upset. Your bumming me out."" My duty as a human being is to be off. Jesus Christ, not that it makes a difference on the first place. Nothing ever changes, man. Fifty years from now we're all gonna be dead and there'll be new people standing here drinking beer, eating pizza, and moaning about the price of Oreos, and they won't even know we were ever here. And then fifty years after that those suckers will be dust and bones and there'll be all these generations of suckers trying to figure out what they're doing on this planet and they'll all be full of It's all so futile."
Stuck with what guy?,What?
What?,You said you didn't want to get stuck with some guy. What guy?
You said you didn't want to get stuck with some guy. What guy?,"No, uh, nobody. It's, uh, it's my birthday this week and Sooze's brother might come by to wish me a happy birthday."
"No, uh, nobody. It's, uh, it's my birthday this week and Sooze's brother might come by to wish me a happy birthday.",It's your birthday?
It's your birthday?,Yeah.
Yeah.,"Well, Happy birthday!"
"No, I seriously doubt that Pony's gonna be in a limo.",That's the rock star thing.
That's the rock star thing.,"No, no."
"No, no.","Oh, I'll bet you he has a babe with him right out of a triple-x video. Oh, oh, Pony, come on, give it to me! Stud! Oh!"
"Oh, I'll bet you he has a babe with him right out of a triple-x video. Oh, oh, Pony, come on, give it to me! Stud! Oh!","Buff, Buff, Buff, Buff, Buff."
"Buff, Buff, Buff, Buff, Buff.",Sorry.
Sorry.,Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.,You wanna bet he's with a girl?
You wanna bet he's with a girl?,"No, he's not with a girl."
"No, he's not with a girl.","Oh, right. Oh, oh my Pony, it's so huge!"
"Oh, right. Oh, oh my Pony, it's so huge!",You know what? He probably gets bored with all that
You know what? He probably gets bored with all that,"Oh, yeah, yeah. Wait, um, how do you figure that?"
"Oh, yeah, yeah. Wait, um, how do you figure that?",I'd get bored.
I'd get bored.,"I wouldn't. If I were in his shoes, every morning I'd get up singing, man. Do my work-out, take a shower, followed by a hearty breakfast, steak and eggs, washed down with a of hot coffee, six pack of Coors Lite. Then I'd order my bodyguard to go find my babe, who would appear decked out in her all-black leather Victoria Secret custom-made bodysuit. So I'd, like, have to chew off all her clothes until she was completely Except she'd have these amazing dragon tattoos all over her body and pierced with little gold peace signs hanging from 'em. And then she'd take out this half-ounce of blow, we'd snap out a few mondo lines, vaporize a few million brain cells, for about an hour, then spend the rest of the morning trashed watching Gilligan."
"I wouldn't. If I were in his shoes, every morning I'd get up singing, man. Do my work-out, take a shower, followed by a hearty breakfast, steak and eggs, washed down with a of hot coffee, six pack of Coors Lite. Then I'd order my bodyguard to go find my babe, who would appear decked out in her all-black leather Victoria Secret custom-made bodysuit. So I'd, like, have to chew off all her clothes until she was completely Except she'd have these amazing dragon tattoos all over her body and pierced with little gold peace signs hanging from 'em. And then she'd take out this half-ounce of blow, we'd snap out a few mondo lines, vaporize a few million brain cells, for about an hour, then spend the rest of the morning trashed watching Gilligan.","That sounds so great, man. Yes. Yes. Hey, what would you do in the afternoon?"
"That sounds so great, man. Yes. Yes. Hey, what would you do in the afternoon?","Same, more of the same. Yep, just keep doing the same thing all the time, around and around the clock. With an occasional burger or slice of thrown in for our vitamins and energy. Then, instead of watching Gilligan, we'd watch Captain Kirk."
"Same, more of the same. Yep, just keep doing the same thing all the time, around and around the clock. With an occasional burger or slice of thrown in for our vitamins and energy. Then, instead of watching Gilligan, we'd watch Captain Kirk.",That sounds so depressing.
That sounds so depressing.,"Oh, come on, man. Tell me you wouldn't love it!"
"Oh, come on, man. Tell me you wouldn't love it!","No, I'm not saying that I wouldn't love it."
"No, I'm not saying that I wouldn't love it.",Ah!
Ah!,"I'm saying no, I'm saying after a while it'd wear thin."
"I'm saying no, I'm saying after a while it'd wear thin.","Yeah, a long while. A long, long while."
"Yeah, a long while. A long, long while.",Watch out for that tree.
Go!,"... idiot! Open the door! Go, go, go, come on!"
"Hey! Whoa, you look like You been home yet?","No, no."
"No, no.","Huh? No, alright. Well, you know what we need? A hot cop of coffee. Hand on. Ohh, hey, I was up all night too, man. A long, long, long night."
Yeah. Get ahold of Sooze?,"No, no, I wasn't trying."
"No, no, I wasn't trying.","She was at the Four Seasons last night, man. But you shouldn't worry about that."
"She was at the Four Seasons last night, man. But you shouldn't worry about that.","No, I'm not, I'm not worried. I'm not worried."
"No, I'm not, I'm not worried. I'm not worried.",No. Life is too short.
No. Life is too short.,"No, I'm not worried."
"No, I'm not worried.",Good.
Good.,"Uh, Buff, I'm, I'm, gonna tell you something and, uh, you got, you got, you gotta promise not to tell anyone, alright?"
"Uh, Buff, I'm, I'm, gonna tell you something and, uh, you got, you got, you gotta promise not to tell anyone, alright?",Sure.
Sure.,"No, I mean, no one."
"No, I mean, no one.","Hey, you know me."
"Hey, you know me.","Buff, look at me for a second. No, this is serious."
"Buff, look at me for a second. No, this is serious.",Yeah.
Yeah.,"Uh, last night..."
"Uh, last night...","Yeah, I should've stuck up for you, man, I know. You're my friend, she's your old lady."
"Yeah, I should've stuck up for you, man, I know. You're my friend, she's your old lady.","No, no."
"No, no.","I feel really bad about that, but I was busy, you know, I mean..."
"I feel really bad about that, but I was busy, you know, I mean...","No, look, this is not about Sooze, alright. Wait, wait, wait, wait. She stayed at the Four Seasons last night with Pony?"
"No, look, this is not about Sooze, alright. Wait, wait, wait, wait. She stayed at the Four Seasons last night with Pony?","Yeah, we all stayed at the Four Seasons, man. It was party time. Hey, I hung out with Danny, Pony's manager. Really nice guy. We talked about the video. They want a raw look. Something fresh. Danny said if I can capture the reality of Burnfield, it'd make a great tape."
"Yeah, we all stayed at the Four Seasons, man. It was party time. Hey, I hung out with Danny, Pony's manager. Really nice guy. We talked about the video. They want a raw look. Something fresh. Danny said if I can capture the reality of Burnfield, it'd make a great tape.","Okay, Buff, listen to me for a second alright?"
"Okay, Buff, listen to me for a second alright?","No, I know what you're going to say. I don't know anything about making a video. But that's a plus."
"No, I know what you're going to say. I don't know anything about making a video. But that's a plus.",No.
No.,"Because since I'm just starting out, I've got a fresh point of view, and that's good for, you know, marketing, demographics..."
"Because since I'm just starting out, I've got a fresh point of view, and that's good for, you know, marketing, demographics...","Buff, listen to me. Could you just-"
"Buff, listen to me. Could you just-","But I'd, I'd do it for free. You know, just for my reel."
"But I'd, I'd do it for free. You know, just for my reel.","Buff, can you listen to me for a second?"
"Buff, can you listen to me for a second?","Oh, and guess who showed up."
"Oh, and guess who showed up.","No, shut up! Look, look, alright, Tim is in trouble."
"No, shut up! Look, look, alright, Tim is in trouble.","I know, man."
"I know, man.",You know?
You know?,"Yeah, that's what I'm trying to tell you. That chick Erica?"
"Yeah, that's what I'm trying to tell you. That chick Erica?","What, they're looking for her?"
"What, they're looking for her?","No man, she showed up last night at the hotel. We has a great time together. I stayed in her room last night, man. What can I say?"
"No man, she showed up last night at the hotel. We has a great time together. I stayed in her room last night, man. What can I say?","Wait a minute, wait a minute. You saw Erica last night?"
"Wait a minute, wait a minute. You saw Erica last night?","Yeah, I saw all of Erica last night, man."
"Yeah, I saw all of Erica last night, man.","Buff, you got to stop making up. It didn't happen."
"Buff, you got to stop making up. It didn't happen.",Y- s-sure it did.
Y- s-sure it did.,"No. It didn't, Buff."
"No. It didn't, Buff.","Wait. Hey, man."
"Wait. Hey, man.",Erica is in the van back there.
Erica is in the van back there.,What?
What?,Look.
Look.,"Hey, man."
"Hey, man.",She's in the van.
She's in the van.,"What she doin' in the van, man?"
"What she doin' in the van, man?",Buff...
Buff...,What?
What?,She's dead.
She's dead.,She's dead?
She's dead?,"Look, Tim confessed to me last night."
"Look, Tim confessed to me last night.",Tim...
Tim...,Tim killed Erica. Tim's a murderer.
Tim killed Erica. Tim's a murderer., 
 ,"No, no, no."
"No, no, no.",That's That's total utter
That's That's total utter,"Oh, really? You wanna go look?"
"Oh, really? You wanna go look?","Yeah, man."
"Yeah, man.","Let's go look, then. Let's go look, then!"
"Let's go look, then. Let's go look, then!",It's Look! Look!
"I don't think I like that guy's attitude at all. Hey, you know what? Take off the blades. I mean it. I'm gonna break your legs. Take 'em off.","You're fascist, man. Neofascist."
"They are old, we are young, they are fast, we are fun.","Buff, please, would you jus off, okay? off!"
What do you mean? His girlfriend?,"Well, that's one way of putting it."
"Well, that's one way of putting it.",Am I him?
Am I him?, 
 ,"Pony, what would you say our relationship is?"
"Yeah. Yeah, it's okay for you. It's okay. Enjoy yourself.",Are you talking to me?
Are you talking to me?,It's okay.
It's okay.,Glad it's okay.
Glad it's okay.,"I'll tell you what. When I get my engineering degree and I'm swimming in my swimming pool, it will be very okay."
"I'll tell you what. When I get my engineering degree and I'm swimming in my swimming pool, it will be very okay.","Um, if you're talking to me, could you make some sense? 'Cause I don't speak Swahili."
"Um, if you're talking to me, could you make some sense? 'Cause I don't speak Swahili.","In two more years I'll have an engineering degree. We'll sell the store, we'll move away from Burnfield and the store and you standing here."
"In two more years I'll have an engineering degree. We'll sell the store, we'll move away from Burnfield and the store and you standing here.",Good. See you later.
Good. See you later.,You're a and an idiot.
You're a and an idiot.,"You're wife sucks my every night, swallows my and loves it. That's okay."
"You're wife sucks my every night, swallows my and loves it. That's okay.","Yeah it's okay. You know, we have a saying back home: ""Either the salt is rotten or the meat."""
You make videos?,"Oh, yeah, all the time. That's what I do now."
"Oh, yeah, all the time. That's what I do now.","You know what would be cool is, like, to do a music video, you know? But, like, you know, have it set in here. You know, like, like, like, with her and You know, like, you know, like, ""Closed, closed, closed, closed, closed, closed."""
"You know what would be cool is, like, to do a music video, you know? But, like, you know, have it set in here. You know, like, like, like, with her and You know, like, you know, like, ""Closed, closed, closed, closed, closed, closed.""","""Closed, closed, closed."" But with your music."
"""Closed, closed, closed."" But with your music.",You could do it.
You could do it.,I could.
I could.,Yeah!
Yeah!,Yeah.
Yeah.,"I mean, do you have something I could show my manager? I mean, do you have a reel?"
"I mean, do you have something I could show my manager? I mean, do you have a reel?",Yes!
Yes!,Yeah!
Yeah!,A reel?
"So you came by to see how the other half lives, huh? Well, here we are, What do you think? Pretty pathetic huh? Kind of like one of those documentaries on educational TV?",It's nice here. It's different.
It's nice here. It's different.,"Yeah, totally. So, uh, what do they interview you about?"
"Thinks he is. Well, he is.",He is?
He is?,Yes.
Yes.,He is.
He is.,He is.
He is.,"And you love him a lot. He bought you a BMW for your birthday, but you finally had to move out and get your own place. I mean, I know, it's time to leave the nest. Parents hate your smoking. You didn't tell them about the abortion. All your friends got jobs, you got the tattoo instead. Subscribe to Vaniety Fair."
"You know, it was the biggest mistake of my life.",Really?
Really?,"Well, I mean, you have to understand I was just this kid mopping floors and kissing officer I mean, well, I enlisted right out of high school. So I just wanted something different in my life."
"Well, I mean, you have to understand I was just this kid mopping floors and kissing officer I mean, well, I enlisted right out of high school. So I just wanted something different in my life.",Mm.
Mm.,"""It's not a job, it's an adventure."" Right? I hated it. I had to get out. So I was working in the kitchen, chopping lettuce, you know, real heroic stuff, and I, uh, I had this big knife and I chopped off the tip of my little finger and three days later I was a free man."
"""It's not a job, it's an adventure."" Right? I hated it. I had to get out. So I was working in the kitchen, chopping lettuce, you know, real heroic stuff, and I, uh, I had this big knife and I chopped off the tip of my little finger and three days later I was a free man.",You cut off your little finger?
You cut off your little finger?,"Well, they, uh they were nice enough to sew it back on."
"Well, they, uh they were nice enough to sew it back on.",Let's see.
"Nice to meet you Sooze. Hi, I'm Erica.","Yeah, she, uh, works for the record company and takes care of interviews and, you know, like that, Uh, we were actually just doin' an interview and Erica said she's like to see Burnfield, so..."
"Buff, sit. You know what I mean though? Somebody ought to crack that guy with a baseball bat.","Yeah, well, he's from a Third World country. He doesn't have it easy."
"Yeah, well, he's from a Third World country. He doesn't have it easy.","What? What the do you know about the third world? You been there? No? No, well, I have. live like sardines in a can over there, you know. Everything stinks. It's true, there's no, you know, law, no order. No nothing. The assholes come over here, they think it's gonna be the same."
"What? What the do you know about the third world? You been there? No? No, well, I have. live like sardines in a can over there, you know. Everything stinks. It's true, there's no, you know, law, no order. No nothing. The assholes come over here, they think it's gonna be the same.","Hey, he's a human being you can give him that much."
"Hey, he's a human being you can give him that much.","Actually, the only thing I gotta give that guy is a one-way ticket back to Greaseball-land."
"Actually, the only thing I gotta give that guy is a one-way ticket back to Greaseball-land.","Yeah, well, that pizza could feed a family of four in Turkey or India or wherever the he comes from."
"Wow, you're cute when you're angry.","Why don't you write a song about Sandra Berhard's salad,"
See ya later.,"What? Oh, come on. You're not gonna my"
"To women. They're all Let us not forget what Chenowsky said. ""The greatest men are the most alone."" And without suffering, Jeffery, you will never gain wisdom.","I'm not suffering, you know. I don't give a"
"I'm not suffering, you know. I don't give a",Good. That's good.
"Oh, no, no, no. This is no big deal, you know? I can come down and, and get you out.","No, no. I'm not, I'm not talking about this. I did a bad thing, Jeff."
"No, no. I'm not, I'm not talking about this. I did a bad thing, Jeff.",What? What'd you do?
What? What'd you do?,"That chick, Erica?"
"That chick, Erica?","Well, w-what happened?"
"Well, w-what happened?","Well, I, you know, I took her to the van, you know. It was goin' all hot and heavy and she started hanging on me, you know? And she started crying, ""Tim, Tim, what's the matter? I love you. Don't go!"" And I was just looking at her face and her eyes, mouth and I was filled with disgust, man. And I fuckin'... Oh, man, I really..."
"Well, I, you know, I took her to the van, you know. It was goin' all hot and heavy and she started hanging on me, you know? And she started crying, ""Tim, Tim, what's the matter? I love you. Don't go!"" And I was just looking at her face and her eyes, mouth and I was filled with disgust, man. And I fuckin'... Oh, man, I really...",What'd you do?
What'd you do?,I hit her.
I hit her.,"You hit her? Oh, wait, wait a minute. Why'd you hit her?"
"You hit her? Oh, wait, wait a minute. Why'd you hit her?","Because I was up, man. I just kept hittin' her till she didn't move anymore."
"Because I was up, man. I just kept hittin' her till she didn't move anymore.","Wait a minute, wait a minute. She's unconscious?"
"Wait a minute, wait a minute. She's unconscious?","Go look, man. Go look. Go see for yourself, if you got the guts."
"Go look, man. Go look. Go see for yourself, if you got the guts.",Oh
"No? Well, I disagree. I think they did. I think they probably went home last night and, you know, kicked off their sandals and had a nice laugh about the on the corner, you know? Makes me sick.","What are, what are you doing? Look, Tim, just go home. Alright. Go home and sleep it off."
"What are, what are you doing? Look, Tim, just go home. Alright. Go home and sleep it off.","Well, what am I supposed to sleep off? My life? You know, I'm supposed to go home and go to sleep and when I wake up, what'll I be, Jeff? A pilot? Maybe a Super Bowl quarterback or, no, maybe a rock star. Right? I don't think so, man."
"Well, what am I supposed to sleep off? My life? You know, I'm supposed to go home and go to sleep and when I wake up, what'll I be, Jeff? A pilot? Maybe a Super Bowl quarterback or, no, maybe a rock star. Right? I don't think so, man.","Just go home, alright?"
"Just go home, alright?",This is my home.
This is my home.,"Why, why did you start this in the first place, man? They never hurt you."
"Why, why did you start this in the first place, man? They never hurt you.","They never hurt me? They hurt me every day with their attitude. You know, like they even have a right. Who the do they think they are? Let me tell you something, I was born here. Alright? I'm an American. And I'm owed something. Look, they took it from me."
"They never hurt me? They hurt me every day with their attitude. You know, like they even have a right. Who the do they think they are? Let me tell you something, I was born here. Alright? I'm an American. And I'm owed something. Look, they took it from me.","They're just people. Alright? They got feelings, you know?"
"They're just people. Alright? They got feelings, you know?","What about my feelings? What about my feelings? These assholes, they come over here, they know all the answers, right? Well, they don't know"
"What about my feelings? What about my feelings? These assholes, they come over here, they know all the answers, right? Well, they don't know",Will you just put the gun down?
Will you just put the gun down?,No.
No.,Just put it down.
"Jeff, stay there.",He's got a gun. He's got a gun.
He's got a gun. He's got a gun.,"Well, then, there now, why don't you go inside and call the cops and I'll come in there and blow your brains out."
"No, not, not everything. This. I am the man in your life.",Man?
Man?,"Yeah, man, male, significant other, whatever the I am."
"Yeah, man, male, significant other, whatever the I am.",It's a piece.
It's a piece.,Your sure as right about that.
Your sure as right about that.,"I'm not doing it anywhere, Jeff. It's just part of my application to the School of Visual Arts in New York."
What are you trying to communicate? Tell us.,So you can give me more
So you can give me more,"No, no. It's an honest question. What are you trying to communicate?"
"No, no. It's an honest question. What are you trying to communicate?","I'm trying to communicate how I feel, Jeff. You know raise consciousness. Make people think for a change."
"Yes, you",About what?
About what?,About things that are important to me.
About things that are important to me.,Like what?
Like what?,"politics, racism, the environment, the military industrial..."
It was a racial incident.,It was just something that got out of hand. Did anyone get hurt?
It was just something that got out of hand. Did anyone get hurt?,It got that close.
It got that close.,"Okay, but nothing happened. Believe me, if I thought something really bad was going to happen, I would've done something."
"Okay, but nothing happened. Believe me, if I thought something really bad was going to happen, I would've done something.","Oh, yeah?"
"Oh, yeah?",Yeah.
Yeah.,"Okay, what would you have done."
"Okay, what would you have done.",I would've stopped it.
I would've stopped it.,How?
How?,"I don't know. I would've done something. This is kind of hypothetical, isn't it? This place is so I can't believe we're sitting here in this mosh-pit of consumerism. With all these people eating their chunks of dead flesh..."
"I don't know. I would've done something. This is kind of hypothetical, isn't it? This place is so I can't believe we're sitting here in this mosh-pit of consumerism. With all these people eating their chunks of dead flesh...",Jeff. Jeff.
Jeff. Jeff.,... like robots. Look at those kids there.
... like robots. Look at those kids there.,"Jeff. You know, I was talking to Mister Brooks yesterday. He has this friend in New York who wants to sublet his apartment for six-fifty a month. I could swing that. Six-fifty."
"Jeff. You know, I was talking to Mister Brooks yesterday. He has this friend in New York who wants to sublet his apartment for six-fifty a month. I could swing that. Six-fifty.",Sooze.
What?,Did it ever occur to you that I might have some feelings about you moving to New York?
Did it ever occur to you that I might have some feelings about you moving to New York?,What feelings?
What feelings?,Us.
Us.,Of course.
Of course.,And?
And?,Come with me.
Come with me.,"No, no, see, that's not what I'm saying. I could go to New York if I wanted to, but what's the point? So I can learn how to order a cappuccino? So I can get mugged by some crackhead? So I can see, see homeless people up close and personal?"
"No, no, see, that's not what I'm saying. I could go to New York if I wanted to, but what's the point? So I can learn how to order a cappuccino? So I can get mugged by some crackhead? So I can see, see homeless people up close and personal?",So what do you wanna do?
So what do you wanna do?,Nothing.
Nothing.,"No one does nothing, Jeff."
"No one does nothing, Jeff.","Okay, well, then, I'm gonna break new ground."
"Okay, well, then, I'm gonna break new ground.",New ground?
New ground?,Mm-hm.
Mm-hm.,"Taking one community college course on the history of Nicaragua, while barely holding a job packing boxes?"
"Taking one community college course on the history of Nicaragua, while barely holding a job packing boxes?","Okay, look. My job is not who I am. I don't need that. Why? What's your goal? Status? Money? Getting your picture on the cover of some glossy magazine?"
"Okay, look. My job is not who I am. I don't need that. Why? What's your goal? Status? Money? Getting your picture on the cover of some glossy magazine?",My goal is to make art.
My goal is to make art.,"So, what, why can't you do that here? What's wrong with here? Why is somewhere else better?"
"So, what, why can't you do that here? What's wrong with here? Why is somewhere else better?","Why should I stay here, Jeff? So we can sit on the corner and watch the lights change, while you about Burnfield?"
"Why should I stay here, Jeff? So we can sit on the corner and watch the lights change, while you about Burnfield?",Mm-mm.
Mm-mm.,So I can spend the rest of my life guessing what it would be like to be a real artist?
So I can spend the rest of my life guessing what it would be like to be a real artist?,"No, no."
"No, no.","So you and I can while your parents are out having dinner at the Sizzler? What are we doing, Jeff? You and me?"
"So you and I can while your parents are out having dinner at the Sizzler? What are we doing, Jeff? You and me?",I don't know.
I've run out of words.,"Wait. What, what are you saying?"
"Wait. What, what are you saying?",I don't know. And I don't care that I don't know.
I don't know. And I don't care that I don't know.,"Well, what about us?"
"Well, what about us?",What about us? I'm moving away your staying here.
What about us? I'm moving away your staying here.,"No, maybe not though. That, that's what I'm trying to say."
"No, maybe not though. That, that's what I'm trying to say.",Maybe not? You think that I'm with somebody else and now it's maybe not?
Maybe not? You think that I'm with somebody else and now it's maybe not?,"Oh, no, no, no."
"Oh, no, no, no.",You're unbelievable.
You're unbelievable.,"Wait, no, I... Look, Sooze, I figured something out."
"Wait, no, I... Look, Sooze, I figured something out.","You did, huh? Good for you."
"You did, huh? Good for you.","Oh, it, man!"
"Hey, Pony.","Hey, man. Jeff. How're you doin?"
"Hey, man. Jeff. How're you doin?","Good, man."
"Good, man.","Wow, man. The corner. I mean, nothing's changed."
"Wow, man. The corner. I mean, nothing's changed.","Well, man, you've only been gone for a year, man, Is that your limo?"
"Well, man, you've only been gone for a year, man, Is that your limo?","Yeah, yeah. Yeah, the record company, they make me use it, you know. I mean, it's dumb, I know, it's just..."
"Yeah, yeah. Yeah, the record company, they make me use it, you know. I mean, it's dumb, I know, it's just...","No, it's not..."
"No, it's not...","Hey, the driver knows Billy Idol. Wow, huh?"
"Hey, the driver knows Billy Idol. Wow, huh?","Yeah, hey I saw your album at Musicland up at the mall."
"Yeah, hey I saw your album at Musicland up at the mall.","Oh yeah, yeah, we're starting to get good placement and like that, you know."
"Oh yeah, yeah, we're starting to get good placement and like that, you know.",Yeah.
Yeah.,"We sold, uh, over ninety thousand units and uh... and Danny says that we're gonna get a gold record. Yeah."
"We sold, uh, over ninety thousand units and uh... and Danny says that we're gonna get a gold record. Yeah.","Wow. A gold record, man, that's great. So you're, you're like living the wild life now, huh?"
"Wow. A gold record, man, that's great. So you're, you're like living the wild life now, huh?","Nah, nah, nah, nah."
"Nah, nah, nah, nah.","Aw, come on. Rock star. Fame. Fortune."
"Aw, come on. Rock star. Fame. Fortune.","Yeah, Naw, man, you know. It's hard work, you know?"
"Yeah, Naw, man, you know. It's hard work, you know?",Yeah.
Yeah.,"The road's you know? I mean airport, hotel, show. And airport, hotel, show. Airport, hotel, show. I mean, man, you know? You still living at your mom's?"
"The road's you know? I mean airport, hotel, show. And airport, hotel, show. Airport, hotel, show. I mean, man, you know? You still living at your mom's?","Yeah, I crash there."
"Yeah, I crash there.","Yeah, good."
"You know, I've thought about that, actually.","No, man, I mean it. You're a good writer. I remember those things you'd write during honors English. Funny"
"No, man. Hey. No, you know what? Hey, it's you, man. It's, you know what, you know what it is? It's this tarpit of stupidity that we're all stuck in. It's this cell. It's this void, you know.","Oh, no, man, look. Look, you know, it's me, okay? I come out here and I'm, so used to everyone, you know, kissing my and I think I'm a star, man, and I'm really sorry if I'm full of attitude. I, I really..."
"Oh, no, man, look. Look, you know, it's me, okay? I come out here and I'm, so used to everyone, you know, kissing my and I think I'm a star, man, and I'm really sorry if I'm full of attitude. I, I really...","No, you know what? It's not you, man. It's not anybody. It's me. Whoo! Hey."
"No, you know what? It's not you, man. It's not anybody. It's me. Whoo! Hey.","Look, man, it... Why don't we get something to eat? I mean food?"
I gotta take a Do you mind if we pull over really quickly?,"Oh, yeah."
"Oh, yeah.","I'm sorry. I, I gotta..."
"I'm sorry. I, I gotta...","Oh, no, no. Uh, uh, George, pull over."
"What about this, huh? Go ahead, big man.",Camel jockey.
Camel jockey.,"You know, why do you call me names? You know, I never hurt you. I'm only working here."
"You know, why do you call me names? You know, I never hurt you. I'm only working here.","Yeah, yeah. That's the problem."
Get off my roof!,"Oh, Jeff. Jeff, come up here!"
"Oh, Jeff. Jeff, come up here!","Look; okay, come on. Look, what are you doing? Look, that's enough. My wife called the police. They're coming."
I hope you're happy!,"This has nothing to do with me, this, uh, drinking, yeah."
"This has nothing to do with me, this, uh, drinking, yeah.","No, this has everything to do with you."
"No, this has everything to do with you.","No, no, she went up by herself. This was not my responsibility."
"No, no, she went up by herself. This was not my responsibility.","Hey it's your roof. It's your problem. Hi, uh, there's an emergency down at the Circle A on first Street, Yeah, Okay. You're now, pal! Um, send an ambulance 'cause I, I think it's an overdose or something. Okay. Okay. Jeff, they're coming. Just wait here. I'm gonna go over to Scuff's and see if he's got his truck. Listen, if she dies, you're gonna be so sorry that you ever showed your brown face in this town!"
"Pony, oh my",Hey!
Hey!,"You showed up. Oh, my Holy Look at this car, man!"
"You showed up. Oh, my Holy Look at this car, man!","Oh, it's isn't it."
"Oh, it's isn't it.",Is that your driver?
Is that your driver?,It's
It's,"No, no, it isn't. It's cool."
"No, no, it isn't. It's cool.",Look at you!
Look at you!,Oh!
Oh!,"Wow. Hey, you look good. Like you, you know, head's in a good place, you know? You, are still doing your painting?"
"Wow. Hey, you look good. Like you, you know, head's in a good place, you know? You, are still doing your painting?","Sometimes, yeah. You know, I started to do performances."
"Sometimes, yeah. You know, I started to do performances.","Oh, yeah?"
"Oh, yeah?",So? What's L.A. like?
So? What's L.A. like?,It's pretty exciting.
It's pretty exciting.,Yeah?
Yeah?,Yeah.
Yeah.,Like?
Like?,"Oh, uh... uh, the other night our manager Danny took us to this restaurant and there was Sandra Bernhard."
"Oh, uh... uh, the other night our manager Danny took us to this restaurant and there was Sandra Bernhard.","No, she was just sitting there?!"
"No, she was just sitting there?!","Oh, yeah, just sitting there eatin' a salad, you know. That kind of thing happens all the time in L.A. It's, you know... I met Johnny Depp."
"Oh, yeah, just sitting there eatin' a salad, you know. That kind of thing happens all the time in L.A. It's, you know... I met Johnny Depp.","You did? I love him. Yeah, you know, I'm thinking of moving to New York."
"You did? I love him. Yeah, you know, I'm thinking of moving to New York.","New York, huh?"
"New York, huh?","Yeah. To go to school and, you know, paint, performances, paint."
"Yeah. To go to school and, you know, paint, performances, paint.","You have to go. You always did such, uh, you know, great work. I still have some of those drawings that you'd do in study hall."
"You have to go. You always did such, uh, you know, great work. I still have some of those drawings that you'd do in study hall.",You do not!
You do not!,"I do. Jeff, don't you think Sooze should go to New York and, uh, you know."
"Tim, why don't you shut the up?",I think I gotta go.
"Ooh, wow, nice. Personal trainer? Very nice.","""I sound like an idiot watching the parade I know there's no tomorrow only the charade I am dead Deep inside my head All the lies There's no then Only now I will love show me how"""
"Well, I called Erica's beeper. There's just no answer.",What are you? Her She said she might go get a drink first.
What are you? Her She said she might go get a drink first.,"Well, I mean, she always answers her beeper."
"Well, I mean, she always answers her beeper.","Pal, she's a big girl, you know? I'm sure she's alright."
"Pal, she's a big girl, you know? I'm sure she's alright.","Yeah? Well, what'd she say?"
"Yeah? Well, what'd she say?",About what?
About what?,"About where she went. I mean, what bar?"
"About where she went. I mean, what bar?",She didn't say. Maybe she's at the bar at the hotel.
She didn't say. Maybe she's at the bar at the hotel.,The bar at the hotel? She told you that? What did she say exactly?
The bar at the hotel? She told you that? What did she say exactly?,"Well, Dad, she said she wanted to my"
Make a move. Greasecake. Towel-head.,"Hey, Tim, you know what? You win."
"Hey, Tim, you know what? You win.",huh?
huh?,You have the largest Can we go please?
"Ew! Oh, Buff! Relax!","Why don't you relax? He's having verbal intercourse, Sooze."
"Buff is funny, okay? She likes Buff, so why don't you whip shut the feminist hole.","Hey, why don't you swallow your and choke on it? Oh, I forgot, it's not big enough."
I'm going out later.,No car.
No car.,The not?
The not?,You know the not.
You know the not., 
 ,Don't swear it's impolite.
What?!,You bug zapper!
"...He slices off the guy's ear, and I mean you see everything - the bloody pink hole where the --","Cleo, I've already thrown up twice today - could you please get to any relevant part of the movie?"
"Cleo, I've already thrown up twice today - could you please get to any relevant part of the movie?","Well...uh...they, y'know, uh... They had nicknames."
"... so when your dad said, ""I never want to see your ""f-'in' faces again!"" do you think he meant forever or just until your mom wakes up?",I don't know... And what the was that sound she made right before she hit the coffee table.
I don't know... And what the was that sound she made right before she hit the coffee table.,"Well, if I had to guess... I'd say that was the sound of a mother saying good-bye to her little boy and hello to a young man who's going to be a daddy of his own... Jack, do you know what I see here?"
"Well, if I had to guess... I'd say that was the sound of a mother saying good-bye to her little boy and hello to a young man who's going to be a daddy of his own... Jack, do you know what I see here?",Spit from your dad?
Spit from your dad?,"I see a flower. And y'know, even the most beautiful flowers still grow from dirt."
"I see a flower. And y'know, even the most beautiful flowers still grow from dirt.",Yeah.
Yeah.,"So, while we're knee deep in right now - and things seem pretty ""stinky"" - in the long run, we're going to grow strong from this."
"So, while we're knee deep in right now - and things seem pretty ""stinky"" - in the long run, we're going to grow strong from this.",Y'think?
Y'think?,I sure do.
I sure do.,"Diane, I've loved you ever since I first saw you -- right before you kicked me in the head."
"Diane, I've loved you ever since I first saw you -- right before you kicked me in the head.","Oh, Jack..."
"Anyway, last time I checked, you still had to have to have an And I know she ain't seen the lord on all fours - so I'm just saying.","Well, I want to know what happened --"
It was Lucy! Lucy went to the cops!,"Remember, Kansas, every time you point a finger you've got three more pointing back at you."
"Remember, Kansas, every time you point a finger you've got three more pointing back at you.",She's been the weak on this mama cat since the beginning.
She's been the weak on this mama cat since the beginning.,That you?
That you?,"Yeah, hold on."
"Yeah, hold on.",Just call me later. I gotta get some smokes for Grandma.
Just call me later. I gotta get some smokes for Grandma.,Don't use big bills!
Don't use big bills!,For a pack of cigs? I use her food stamps.
"I-I didn't mean to say ""whore,"" Diane. I just hear it so much at church - it kinda came flying out of my head.","I know, Hannah. Look, I'm not going to get an abortion. I mean, I always planned to get married and have kids - I'm just going a little out of order. Kinda reminds me of another young lady who found herself ""with child,"" unmarried, on a long road, with no place to sleep. 'Course, that was a long-long time ago. But no matter what, she held her head high and said... ""Pappa don't preach, I'm in trouble deep. Pappa don't preach, 'cause I'm keepin' my baby. Hey. I'm gonna keep my baby."" The great one..."
You want us to help you pick up?,Don't me! If you don't like it - you try being a pregnant teen!
Hello?,We're dead! They showed this prison movie to my youth group on Sunday.
We're dead! They showed this prison movie to my youth group on Sunday.,"Hannah, we've..."
"Hannah, we've...","It wasn't like the prison we saw - all these women had to shave their heads because they got lice from the filthy lives they'd lived! Oh G-d, I'm gonna be someone's bald"
"It wasn't like the prison we saw - all these women had to shave their heads because they got lice from the filthy lives they'd lived! Oh G-d, I'm gonna be someone's bald","Ooops, hold on a sec."
"Hannah, in order to get real answers from the netherworld, you've gotta have a Christian run the board. Your kind is pure of heart - the devil won't with you.","Well technically, I don't think I'm a anymore."
"Kansas, I want you to meet someone special.","Oh, Jesus Christ, Mom! Like my life ain't a great big 'cause you're in here? Now I have to add, ""P.S. My mom's a dyke"" too?"
"Oh, Jesus Christ, Mom! Like my life ain't a great big 'cause you're in here? Now I have to add, ""P.S. My mom's a dyke"" too?","What?! Hush up, you mouthy little"
"What?! Hush up, you mouthy little","Hey, don't ""mouthy shit"" me - I'm outta here."
"Hey, don't ""mouthy shit"" me - I'm outta here.","Wait, Petunia. Mommy's a little amped up - didn't get her yard time this morning. Mink ain't my She's a specialist... in banks."
What the do you want?,I want to help. I'm part of this squad...
"I'm wise to your tricks, lady.",I could force you.
I could force you.,"If that worked, you would've done it already. No, you want me to drink it of my own free will. Well let me tell you, sweetheart, it'll be a cold day in before I fall for that one again."
"If that worked, you would've done it already. No, you want me to drink it of my own free will. Well let me tell you, sweetheart, it'll be a cold day in before I fall for that one again.","Go on, talk big! I'll soon have you purring like a kitten."
"Ah yes, August Gorman. Have you looked for work this week, Mr. Gorman?",Yeah.
Yeah.,What kind?
What kind?,Kitchen. . . Technician
Kitchen. . . Technician,Dishwasher? Any luck?
Dishwasher? Any luck?,"Nope, but --"
"Nope, but --","Mr. Gorman, according to our records you have been unemployed for 36 weeks."
"Mr. Gorman, according to our records you have been unemployed for 36 weeks.",Thirty-five.
Thirty-five.,Not counting this week. You secured employment last June as a messenger and were discharged after one day for. . .
Not counting this week. You secured employment last June as a messenger and were discharged after one day for. . .,"They said I lost it on the subway, but it ain't the truth! It was a pickpocket took it!"
"They said I lost it on the subway, but it ain't the truth! It was a pickpocket took it!",A television set?
A television set?,"Well, it was one of them little bitty two-inch screen Japanese jobs."
"Well, it was one of them little bitty two-inch screen Japanese jobs.",The only other employment you found was in a fast-food joint-- -- which lasted. . . 28 minutes! Well! That's some kind of record. Talk about fast!
The only other employment you found was in a fast-food joint-- -- which lasted. . . 28 minutes! Well! That's some kind of record. Talk about fast!,"Man, them people was crazy! How they 'spect you to learn all that jive on the first day? ""Hold the pickle! Hold the lettuce! Extra onions! Special sauce! No special sauce!"" Ain't nobody found no meat inside that glop yet."
"Man, them people was crazy! How they 'spect you to learn all that jive on the first day? ""Hold the pickle! Hold the lettuce! Extra onions! Special sauce! No special sauce!"" Ain't nobody found no meat inside that glop yet.","Mr. Gorman, the city of Metropolis is generous to a fault, but. . ."
"Mr. Gorman, the city of Metropolis is generous to a fault, but. . .","I know, I'm the fault."
"I know, I'm the fault.","Thirty-six weeks of chronic unemployment, thirty-six weeks of living off the taxes of hard-working citizens. Do you know what you are?"
"Thirty-six weeks of chronic unemployment, thirty-six weeks of living off the taxes of hard-working citizens. Do you know what you are?",Don't call me a bum! I ain't no bum!
Don't call me a bum! I ain't no bum!,"You are, I was about to say, no longer eligible."
"You are, I was about to say, no longer eligible.",What about this week's check?
"I believe they're laundered and sent to some charitable institution. I don't know what the heck they do with 'em. Maybe they use them for dust rags, or pen wipers...",Or socks.
Or socks.,"Yes! That never occurred to me. Her ya go, buddy, single-malt. Gus, my friend, you're a genius. Okay, a naughty genius, but nobody's perfect."
"Yes! That never occurred to me. Her ya go, buddy, single-malt. Gus, my friend, you're a genius. Okay, a naughty genius, but nobody's perfect.",'Cause I know about getting' them half-centses?
"Mr. White, please, it's time for you to draw this month's winning JINGO number. The prize is an all-expenses trip to South America.",Why can't the idiot in Circulation who dreamed up this imbecile contest in the first place ---
Why can't the idiot in Circulation who dreamed up this imbecile contest in the first place ---,Because you're the Editor-in-Chief. Your integrity is unquestioned. LOIS I have a question.
Artemis? Do you read me?,What'd he say before? He saw a girl?
What'd he say before? He saw a girl?,"I think he said a ""curl."""
"I think he said a ""curl.""",What's a curl?
What's a curl?,Isn't that what the old Canaveral guys used to call a comet on an East-West trajectory?
Isn't that what the old Canaveral guys used to call a comet on an East-West trajectory?,How the would I know? I was in high school back in those days.
"This ""super"" man is nothing of the kind. I have discovered his weakness.",Yes?
Yes?,He... cares. He actually cares about these . . . . . .these People. These earth People .
He... cares. He actually cares about these . . . . . .these People. These earth People .,Sentimental idiot.
"That the planet blew up on May 23, 1937. That the rocket ship with the revolting little freak in it took three years to reach Earth. Ergo?",He's thirty-five years old.
He's thirty-five years old.,"You're a great architect, Albert."
"You're a great architect, Albert.",Thank you.
Thank you.,"Otherwise, you're a Mongoloid idiot. It's reasonable to assume that fragments of the planet were shot out into space by the force of the explosion, and --"
"Lois, the kickback story...","Nine to five it's a Pulitzer Prize, I know."
"Nine to five it's a Pulitzer Prize, I know.","I was going to say that there's only one 'p' in subpoena. What the did you major in at Radcliffe? Middle English? Nice job on the teamster's update, Kent."
What...does it turn to?,It turns to steaming
"If that does subpoena me, if he forces me to go over this again, then all those other lawyers will line up behind him and try and do the same thing.","That won't happen, Billy. Mitch Stephens' case is small, compared to some of those other guys. The way he told me, all he needs is for you to say what you saw that day, driving behind the bus. I know it's a painful thing to do, but it'll only take a few minutes of your time. That'll be the end of it."
"That won't happen, Billy. Mitch Stephens' case is small, compared to some of those other guys. The way he told me, all he needs is for you to say what you saw that day, driving behind the bus. I know it's a painful thing to do, but it'll only take a few minutes of your time. That'll be the end of it.","That's wrong, Sam. You know that. We'll be tangled up in this thing for the next five years. This is never going to go away..."
"That's wrong, Sam. You know that. We'll be tangled up in this thing for the next five years. This is never going to go away...","C'mon, you know that won't..."
"C'mon, you know that won't...","We've got lawyers suing lawyers because some people were enough to sign on with more than one of the bastards. We've got people pointing fingers, making side deals, and dickering over percentages. Yesterday, I heard somebody wants to sue the rescue squad. The rescue squad. Because they didn't act fast enough."
"Yes, I'll accept the charges.",Daddy?
Daddy?,Yes.
Yes.,"I'm calling because I've got some news for you, Daddy. Some big news."
"I'm calling because I've got some news for you, Daddy. Some big news.",News?
News?,Don't you want to hear?
Don't you want to hear?,"Yes. Give me your news, Zoe."
"Yes. Give me your news, Zoe.","You always think you know what I'm going to say, don't you? You always think you're two steps ahead of me. The lawyer."
"You always think you know what I'm going to say, don't you? You always think you're two steps ahead of me. The lawyer.","Tell me your news, Zoe."
"Tell me your news, Zoe.","Okay. I went to sell blood yesterday. That's how it is. I'm in this city where my father is a hot lawyer, and I'm selling my blood."
"Okay. I went to sell blood yesterday. That's how it is. I'm in this city where my father is a hot lawyer, and I'm selling my blood.","That's not news, Zoe."
"That's not news, Zoe.",No. But this is. They wouldn't take my blood.
"What do you want me to do, Zoe? I'll do whatever you want.",I need money.
I need money.,What for?
What for?,You can't ask me that! Not anymore! You asked me what I wanted. Not what I wanted it for. I want money.
You can't ask me that! Not anymore! You asked me what I wanted. Not what I wanted it for. I want money.,Do you have the blood test?
Do you have the blood test?,You don't believe me? You don't believe me?
You don't believe me? You don't believe me?,Of...course I do. I just thought...I could get you another
That sonofabitch owes thousands to the bank and half the businesses in town. He's about to lose his house and car.,But Charlene...
But Charlene...,Charlene's over at the Spread Eagle every other night. Sleeps with whatever she can get her hands on. She'll go down for a pat on the head and a fistful of peanuts.
Say hello to Sidney Falco. Tickle him - he's been a bad boy tonight. He called you my friend.,I don't believe it.
They told us not to ask where they got it. I thought... Japan... I don't know. I didn't want to know.,Those lying
Those lying,"I was scary stuff, radically advanced. It was shattered... didn't work. But it gave us ideas, It took us in new directions... things we would never have thought of. All this work is based on it."
"Typically, the subject being copied is terminated.",TERMINATED!? Why didn't you tell me? We gotta right now!
TERMINATED!? Why didn't you tell me? We gotta right now!,Negative. She is not a mission priority.
Negative. She is not a mission priority.,"Yeah, well you, she's a priority to me!"
Affirmative.,"No, no, no. You gotta listen to the way people talk. See, you don't say like ""Affirmative"" or some like that. You say... no problemo."
"""No fate."" No fate but what we make. My father told her this... I mean I made him memorize it, up in the future, as a message to her -- Never mind. Okay, the whole thing goes ""The future is not set. There is no fate but what we make for ourselves.""",She intends to change the future somehow.
She intends to change the future somehow.,"I guess, yeah -- Oh"
"I guess, yeah -- Oh",Dyson.
Dyson.,"Yeah, gotta be! Miles Dyson! She's gonna blow him away!"
"So she's pretty cool, huh?","Actually, no, she's a complete psycho. That's why she's up at Pescedero. She tries to blow up a computer factory, but she got shot and arrested."
"Actually, no, she's a complete psycho. That's why she's up at Pescedero. She tries to blow up a computer factory, but she got shot and arrested.",No
No,"Yeah, she's a total loser. C'mon, let's check out the 7-Eleven, whatya say?"
You broke my arm!,"There's 215 bones in the human body, That's one. Now don't move!"
"You're already dead, Silberman. Everybody here dies. You know I believe that. So don't with me!",Open the door!
"In three years Cyberdyne will become the largest supplier of military computer systems. All stealth bombers are upgraded with Cyberdyne computers, becoming fully unmanned, Afterward, the fly with a perfect operational record.","Uh huh, great. Then those in Washington figure, what the let a computer run the whole show, right?"
"Uh huh, great. Then those in Washington figure, what the let a computer run the whole show, right?","Basically. The Skynet funding bill is passed. The system goes on-line August 4th, 1997. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Skynet begins to learn, at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. eastern time, August 29. In a panic, they try to pull the plug."
"Basically. The Skynet funding bill is passed. The system goes on-line August 4th, 1997. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Skynet begins to learn, at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. eastern time, August 29. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.",And Skynet fights back.
The CPU from the first terminator.,Son of a I knew it!
"It's not just a dream. It's real, you I know the date is happens!!",I'm sure it feels very real to you --
I'm sure it feels very real to you --,"On August 29th 1997 it's going to feel pretty real to you, too! Anybody not wearing number two million sunblock in gonna have a real bad day, get it?"
"On August 29th 1997 it's going to feel pretty real to you, too! Anybody not wearing number two million sunblock in gonna have a real bad day, get it?","Relax now, Sarah --"
"Relax now, Sarah --","You think you're alive and safe, but you're already dead. Everybody, you, him... everybody... you're all dead!"
What the are they doing?,"They're trying to sort out some of the works of art the Nazis stole from occupied territories. Who really owns what? That's Colonel Dymshitz, on the far side."
"Can I ask you a favour, Major?",Yeah.
Yeah.,"When you question him again, could you treat him with more respect?"
"When you question him again, could you treat him with more respect?",With more what? More what?
With more what? More what?,"Major, he may just be the greatest conductor of this century and that merits respect."
"Major, he may just be the greatest conductor of this century and that merits respect.","David, I don't understand a thing about you. You're a Jew. Are you a Jew?"
"David, I don't understand a thing about you. You're a Jew. Are you a Jew?","Yes, I'm a Jew. But I like to think first I'm a human being."
"Yes, I'm a Jew. But I like to think first I'm a human being.","A human being, oh, good, I'm relieved, I thought you were going to say you were a music lover. This man, this great artist has made anti-Semitic remarks like you wouldn't believe. I got letters."
"A human being, oh, good, I'm relieved, I thought you were going to say you were a music lover. This man, this great artist has made anti-Semitic remarks like you wouldn't believe. I got letters.","Major, show me someone who hasn't made an anti-Semitic remark and I'll show you the gates of paradise."
"Major, show me someone who hasn't made an anti-Semitic remark and I'll show you the gates of paradise.","What is it with you, David? Where are your feelings? Where's your hatred, your disgust? Where's your outrage, David?"
"I was in Vienna. I had with me an Austrian chauffeur, Max his name was, he spent time in the camps. We were looking at these Viennese cleaning up the bomb damage, scavenging for rotting food, butt ends, anything. I said, 'To think a million of these people came out to welcome Adolf on the day he entered the city, a million of 'em, and now look at 'em.' And Max said, 'Oh, not these people, Major. These people were all at home hiding Jews in their attics.' You get the point, Colonel? The point is they're all full of",Furtwängler's in a different category.
Furtwängler's in a different category.,We're dealing with degenerates here.
"And suddenly, Steve, suddenly you notice that they like you. They honour you, suddenly you are the director of the best museum in the world, for example.",What museum?
What museum?,"I'm sorry. Museum? Not... I said orchestra. Sorry. Believe me. Help me, Steve. You say you answer for someone from high up. I, too, have orders from high up. Very high up. We want Furtwängler. I'll give you in return the whole orchestra, four, five conductors. I need him, Steve."
"I'm sorry. Museum? Not... I said orchestra. Sorry. Believe me. Help me, Steve. You say you answer for someone from high up. I, too, have orders from high up. Very high up. We want Furtwängler. I'll give you in return the whole orchestra, four, five conductors. I need him, Steve.",No can do.
No can do.,Let Furtwängler go. Please.
Let Furtwängler go. Please.,I have a duty.
I have a duty.,"Duty? I am sorry, duty? Duty duty. Trouble is, you Americans want everybody to live like you. We liberated Berlin, Major Steve, not you. Our duty also is to bring back the best of German culture."
"I'm gonna get that bandleader, Colonel. No deal. No deal.",Then you're going to me.
I keep hearing you helped a lot of Jews to escape. How did you do that?,"I don't remember in detail, there were so many."
"I don't remember in detail, there were so many.",Did you call someone you knew?
Did you call someone you knew?,"I may have, as... as I said, I simply don't remember."
"I may have, as... as I said, I simply don't remember.","Let me me help you, then. You picked up the phone and made a call - 'Hello, Adolf? Wilhelm speaking. Listen, old pal, there's a Jew-boy musician I want you to help. He needs a permit to get to Paris.'"
"I have a list of names here, people in your profession, who got out in '33. Bruno Walter, Otto Klemperer, Arnold Schoenberg, Max Reinhardt...","They were Jews, they had to leave. They were right to leave. I could not leave my country in her deepest misery. After all, I am a German. I... I stayed in my homeland. Is that my sin in your eyes?"
"They were Jews, they had to leave. They were right to leave. I could not leave my country in her deepest misery. After all, I am a German. I... I stayed in my homeland. Is that my sin in your eyes?","See, David? He can't answer the question. I'll ask it again, Wilhelm, and don't give me any more airy-fairy, intellectual"
"Come on, admit it. K worried you, didn't he? He always worried you. In 1942, he's thirty-four years old, you're already fifty-six. And Goebbels and Goering keep saying to you, 'If you don't do it, little K will.' Never mind art and politics and symbols and airy-fairy about liberty, humanity and justice because I don't care how great you are. It's the oldest story in the book, The ageing Romeo jealous of the young buck. The real reason you didn't leave the country when you knew you should have was that you were frightened that, once you were out of the way, you'd be supplanted by the Miracle Kid, the Party's boy twice over, flashy, talented little K.",This is absolute nonsense!
This is absolute nonsense!,"Well, I'm just beginning to develop my theme. Isn't that what you call it in classical music, developing your theme? Okay, so they played on your insecurity. That's human, understandable. But, there is one guy who doesn't like little K as much as he likes you - yeah, the number one man your old pal, Adolf. He thinks you're the greatest, and when he says, I want Wilhelm for my birthday, boy, they better go out get Wilhelm. So, Josef calls and threatens you with little K. And you said to with the Ninth in Vienna, I'll give it to Adolf as a birthday present in Berlin. That's the trick they played, they got you by the balls and they squeezed. Hard. Why did you stay? Why did you play for them? Why were you the flag-carrier for their regime? Jealousy?"
"Well, I'm just beginning to develop my theme. Isn't that what you call it in classical music, developing your theme? Okay, so they played on your insecurity. That's human, understandable. But, there is one guy who doesn't like little K as much as he likes you - yeah, the number one man your old pal, Adolf. He thinks you're the greatest, and when he says, I want Wilhelm for my birthday, boy, they better go out get Wilhelm. So, Josef calls and threatens you with little K. And you said to with the Ninth in Vienna, I'll give it to Adolf as a birthday present in Berlin. That's the trick they played, they got you by the balls and they squeezed. Hard. Why did you stay? Why did you play for them? Why were you the flag-carrier for their regime? Jealousy?","Of course there was a conspiracy against me, a campaign - even abroad."
"Have you ever smelled burning flesh? I smelt it four miles away. Four miles away, I smelt it. Have you ever seen the gas chambers, the crematoria? Have you seen the mounds of rotting corpses? You talk to me about culture, art and music? You putting that in the scales, Wilhelm? You setting culture, art and music against the millions put to death by your pals? They had orchestras in the camps. They played Beethoven, Wagner. The hangmen were playing chamber music at home with their families. I don't understand the Germans' relationship with music. What do you need music for? Your pals you could call to save a few Jews when millions of them were being annihilated? Yes, I blame you for not getting hanged, I blame you for your cowardice. You strutted and swaggered, you piece of king-pin in a You talk to me about walking a tightrope between exile and the gallows, and I say to you, lies!","I love my country, I believe in music, what was I to do?"
"I love my country, I believe in music, what was I to do?","Look around you. See the country you served. Look at people who had real courage, who took risks, who risked their lives. Like Emmi's father."
Yes. A corporal. US Army. A Jew. He said he'd seen the telegram in the Chancellery.,Son-of-a-gun. We'll find the corporal and we'll find the telegram.
Here you go. You're a Bob's Girl now. Nancy will check you out.,I won't let the kid down.
I had him hooked. He was just about to ask me out. I could tell.,That guy's a I did you a favor.
That guy's a I did you a favor.,I'll do the same for you sometime.
Same,"I can hear it now, it's gonna be the 'Phone Book Killer'."
"I can hear it now, it's gonna be the 'Phone Book Killer'.",I hate the press cases. Especially the weird press cases. Where you going?
I hate the press cases. Especially the weird press cases. Where you going?,To make a statement. I'm gonna give them the name. Maybe the jackals can help us out for once.
My name's not Christine. It's not my real...,Who the cares?
It's just money. You should be glad you're alive.,It might be best if we didn't talk.
It might be best if we didn't talk.,All I mean is... someone like you...
All I mean is... someone like you...,How many times have you done this? I'm interested.
How many times have you done this? I'm interested.,What?
What?,"Scams, con games. How many?"
"Scams, con games. How many?",I don't know. A lot.
I don't know. A lot.,"Whatever kind of nickel-and-dime you did before, this is more than just me. Your friends raided pension plans, and payrolls... they took just over six-hundred million. You ruined people's lives."
What the are you... ?,Where'd you get that gun?
Where'd you get that gun?,It's mine...
It's mine...,We searched the house.
We searched the house.,Guess you missed it.
Guess you missed it.,"Just... wait. Just wait! Okay... please, I'm not kidding anymore..."
"He's got a gun. Everyone, he's got a <u>real</u> gun up here! Real situation! ... it...",What are you doing?
What are you doing?,"Nicholas, this is fake. It's all part of the game..."
"Nicholas, this is fake. It's all part of the game...",you.
"Don't move, you !",I have to show you...
I have to show you...,No!
Tell me where we're going.,"Just drive, man. It's nuts!"
"Just drive, man. It's nuts!","What's this all about, Connie?"
"What's this all about, Connie?",Shhhhhhh. Wait... wait...
What are you doing?,They're methodical. They're nothing if they're not that.
They're methodical. They're nothing if they're not that.,Who?
Who?,"C.R.S. Who do you think? Jesus H., thank your lucky charms. To think what I almost got you into."
"C.R.S. Who do you think? Jesus H., thank your lucky charms. To think what I almost got you into.","Yeah, almost..."
"Yeah, almost...",You dodged a bullet.
You dodged a bullet.,"How do you mean, exactly?"
"How do you mean, exactly?","They you and they you and they you. And then, just when you think it's done, that's when the <u>real</u> begins."
"They you and they you and they you. And then, just when you think it's done, that's when the <u>real</u> begins.","Slow down, take a breath..."
"Slow down, take a breath...","It doesn't stop, Nick. I paid the bill, I gave 'em their money, but it all started again. They won't leave me alone..."
"It doesn't stop, Nick. I paid the bill, I gave 'em their money, but it all started again. They won't leave me alone...",What have they been doing to you?
What have they been doing to you?,Everything. I'm a human-pinata...
Everything. I'm a human-pinata...,Calm down. Why would they keep playing after you paid?
Calm down. Why would they keep playing after you paid?,You think I know? I paid them <u>more</u> to make it stop.
They know you... you worked for them. You can get me in.,"No, I can't. I'm sorry and all, but..."
"No, I can't. I'm sorry and all, but...","Tell them the cops are after you... tell them you've got to talk to someone, I'm threatening to blow the whistle."
"Tell them the cops are after you... tell them you've got to talk to someone, I'm threatening to blow the whistle.",What whistle? There's no whistle. This is dangerous.
Isn't this what you like? They told me you had a thing for boats.,"First they try to me, now you? Put your clothes back on."
What the ?!,Why are you following me?
Why are you following me?,I don't know what you're talking about. I'm just driving...
"Hi, Luke Sanderson, bad sleeper, I'm your basic and you are...",Uh... Nell Vance...
Uh... Nell Vance...,And what kind of sleeper?
And what kind of sleeper?,"Well, I... uh..."
"Well, I... uh...",Obsessive worrier. Join the club. And you? I'd guess...
"He said that Hugh Crain... Hugh Crain was a monster. He said that he was a brutal, horrible man. He told me that Crain drove his workers to early deaths. Crain had children chained to the looms in his mill. And listen to this: his beautiful Rene killed herself.",And why didn't Marrow tell <u>us</u>? Doesn't he trust women? That
You used the wrong test.,"Will the two of you shut up! it! Maybe the tests were right, Marrow. She's sensitive, she's vulnerable, but I don't think she's suicidal and I didn't have to test her. Maybe she wasn't trying to herself. Maybe she was really scared. Maybe she really heard voices."
Was sure she'd be in here.,Where in the can she be.
Same as last time -- the rest after.,Where do we go?
Where do we go?,"When you find the guy, you'll know."
"When you find the guy, you'll know.",What is this. I just do it. I don't prepare it.
What is this. I just do it. I don't prepare it.,"I'll point you in the right direction, but you'll have to take it to the end- zone. He's a hit-and-run gunman -- I figure he's not cruising the Polo Lounge."
"I'll point you in the right direction, but you'll have to take it to the end- zone. He's a hit-and-run gunman -- I figure he's not cruising the Polo Lounge.",This is professional.
This is professional.,"See, a successful man like me has limitations -- I lose touch at a street level. So I have to depend on a smart boy like you who's closer to the nitty and the gritty than I am."
"See, a successful man like me has limitations -- I lose touch at a street level. So I have to depend on a smart boy like you who's closer to the nitty and the gritty than I am.","you, Mr. whatever-your-name is. This is a lifestyle I embrace."
"you, Mr. whatever-your-name is. This is a lifestyle I embrace.",That's why I'm letting you take care of this. I'm the one with appearances to maintain. But who gives a about you? Not even
You should have let me do the talking.,"Why, because you're my security consultant? This nearly burnt my house down."
"Why, because you're my security consultant? This nearly burnt my house down.",What did you tell them.
"Where do <u>you</u> think he is, Mike.",We'll find him.
We'll find him.,No. I mean. Not even your people should be involved. Right? It's too close now.
No. I mean. Not even your people should be involved. Right? It's too close now.,You could use a few of my prime shitkickers up here.
You could use a few of my prime shitkickers up here.,You think I'm staying?
You think I'm staying?,There's already gonna be talk about how people close to you keep falling into canyons.
There's already gonna be talk about how people close to you keep falling into canyons.,"Well, can we make it one more. Nowhere the near me."
"I go to work, try to keep my life together, put all that behind me, man. What d'you want from me.",I only asked.
"Jenny told me she met him at the beach. Got blinded by his smile. You believe that Son of a never smiled at me. Buried her at a ""private"" service. Private for who. Him?",Hang about. I thought you said he come into the restaurant where you worked with Jenny.
Hang about. I thought you said he come into the restaurant where you worked with Jenny.,He came in with Jenny to the restaurant where I work. That's not where they met.
He came in with Jenny to the restaurant where I work. That's not where they met.,And that's where you met Jenny.
And that's where you met Jenny.,"No, no -- Jenny used to work as a waitress. Before she met him. But that's not where she met me. Not in my restaurant."
"No, no -- Jenny used to work as a waitress. Before she met him. But that's not where she met me. Not in my restaurant.","How'd the two of you hook up, then?"
"How'd the two of you hook up, then?","Oh, Jenny was in my acting class."
What's so funny?,Those aren't guards. They're valets.
"Valets. What d'ya mean valets. What is he, then, the Earl of Doncaster?",<u>Valets</u>. They park cars. He's having a party.
Steady on.,"You steady on, man. What the else did you do back there."
Useless gits. I was gonna do the Post Office once.,What post office?
What post office?,"The lot. The whole British bloody Post Office. I had a brilliant plan -- all worked out -- work of genius, it was. Could I get anybody interested? No -- they're too busy pinching orange squash from the milkman. Lazy sods. Jumble sale on in Watford, they'll be up at the crack of dawn."
"What d'you say, Elaine?",Not much -- you?
Not much -- you?,Same.
Same.,Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.,"Last time I saw you, weren't you up for some equity-waiver thing?"
"Last time I saw you, weren't you up for some equity-waiver thing?",Probably.
Probably.,"I was gonna be in that Michael Mann movie, you know -- with Pacino and DeNiro. Got three callbacks."
"I was gonna be in that Michael Mann movie, you know -- with Pacino and DeNiro. Got three callbacks.",Really.
Really.,Didn't get it.
Didn't get it.,"Well, those are the breaks."
"Well, those are the breaks.","Not no more, they ain't. I quit that acting man."
"Not no more, they ain't. I quit that acting man.",You just cooking then?
You just cooking then?,no. I started writing.
"I already knew. Knew beforehand. When was it supposed to have happened? -- two o'clock in the morning, Eddie said.",That's what was estimated.
That's what was estimated.,"Eight hours difference between here and London. Would've been, what, ten in the morning, my time. I was just coming out on the yard. Now, I was in the habit of saving my newspaper till then. Bit of fresh air, stretch me legs -- well, stretch the day out, really, that's what you wanna do. And I'll tell ya: I couldn't open the paper. Could not pry the pages apart -- it was like they was glued together. That's how weak my hands went. Thought I was having heart attack, only I knew I wasn't. Bloke come up to me, he says, Dave, he says, you've gone all white. I said, me, I've been in prison half my life, what d'ya expect. But he was dead on, 'cause I could feel the blood drain right out of me head. And I knew ... Something had happened to Jen."
You fuckin' guys and your dicks.,"What'd you want me to do. Stay at home, twiddlin' me thumbs. Doing sweet F.A. All]."
"What'd you want me to do. Stay at home, twiddlin' me thumbs. Doing sweet F.A. All].",You don't believe it was a car accident.
You don't believe it was a car accident.,What do you think.
What do you think.,Terry's never going to give you satisfaction. Not the type.
Terry's never going to give you satisfaction. Not the type.,"Depends, don' it."
"Depends, don' it.",On what. What makes you so certain.
On what. What makes you so certain.,I'll bloody well ask him.
I'll bloody well ask him.,There's the phone. You want his number.
What did you do? To make them take the early 70's away from you.,"A jeweller's up the West End. We tunnelled our way under the shop floor from the public lavatory down the road. Filthy work. Trouble was, the bloody thing collapsed -- <u>after</u> we'd made the grab, 'n all. Would you Adam n' Eve it."
"A jeweller's up the West End. We tunnelled our way under the shop floor from the public lavatory down the road. Filthy work. Trouble was, the bloody thing collapsed -- <u>after</u> we'd made the grab, 'n all. Would you Adam n' Eve it.",You mean if they'd nabbed you before you actually broke and entered you would only have been charged with making a mess.
You mean if they'd nabbed you before you actually broke and entered you would only have been charged with making a mess.,"We were <u>lucky</u> to be nicked. Me and the lads went down there Sunday evening, we weren't discovered till the Monday. Good job we were still breathing."
"We were <u>lucky</u> to be nicked. Me and the lads went down there Sunday evening, we weren't discovered till the Monday. Good job we were still breathing.","It didn't discourage you, though."
"It didn't discourage you, though.",Hey?
Hey?,From pursuing your chosen profession.
From pursuing your chosen profession.,I'll tell ya something: it made me a model prisoner. Put me right off any escape attempts. Tunnel my way to freedom after that experience? Not bloody likely.
I'll tell ya something: it made me a model prisoner. Put me right off any escape attempts. Tunnel my way to freedom after that experience? Not bloody likely.,I was inside once. I punched a cop at a demo.
I was inside once. I punched a cop at a demo.,Did you. What was that in aid of?
Did you. What was that in aid of?,Who remembers.
Who remembers.,"Get seven years, did you?"
"Get seven years, did you?",Overnight. What about just now?
Overnight. What about just now?,Just now? Overnight?
Just now? Overnight?,You <u>have</u> been away. Or is all this just new to you?
You <u>have</u> been away. Or is all this just new to you?,It's true. Has to be said. I got off to a slow start.
It's true. Has to be said. I got off to a slow start.,I don't believe it.
I don't believe it.,Honest. Didn't know where to look till I was 21.
Honest. Didn't know where to look till I was 21.,Pushing the legal limit even then.
"Valentine had himself a party, I hear.",My client has already given a statement regarding yesterday's events.
My client has already given a statement regarding yesterday's events.,"A <u>statement</u>? I wouldn't mind getting a statement. You see, <u>my</u> client -- the United States Government -- would love to get a statement about a few of the deals going down with your client."
"A <u>statement</u>? I wouldn't mind getting a statement. You see, <u>my</u> client -- the United States Government -- would love to get a statement about a few of the deals going down with your client.",Deals? My client is involved in any number of deals at any given moment. You'd have to be more specific.
Deals? My client is involved in any number of deals at any given moment. You'd have to be more specific.,"Your client have a deal in Long Beach? How about downtown? There's some folks there -- oh, wait, they're all dead. Any of this ring a bell?"
"Your client have a deal in Long Beach? How about downtown? There's some folks there -- oh, wait, they're all dead. Any of this ring a bell?","My client is an entrepreneur. I am his lawyer, not his business manager."
"My client is an entrepreneur. I am his lawyer, not his business manager.",So you wouldn't have any idea how your client continues to make so much money.
So you wouldn't have any idea how your client continues to make so much money.,He's always been very forward-thinking. He invested wisely.
He's always been very forward-thinking. He invested wisely.,Where is he now?
Where is he now?,He had urgent business in the north.
Out on a oil rig. In the North Sea. Nine years.,Nine years? Is that legal?
Nine years? Is that legal?,"Well, time off for good behavior, you know. I shouldn't have even been there -- it was these other blokes who shoulda gone in my place. I got lumbered with the job they were responsible for. I don't mind pulling me own cart, but not someone else's, know what I mean."
"Well, time off for good behavior, you know. I shouldn't have even been there -- it was these other blokes who shoulda gone in my place. I got lumbered with the job they were responsible for. I don't mind pulling me own cart, but not someone else's, know what I mean.","But you stuck it out, anyway, all that time."
"But you stuck it out, anyway, all that time.","I had to, didn't I. Nothing else for it. Then just when I'd finished my nine years -- my contract -- wallop, I had to bugger off to the States."
"I had to, didn't I. Nothing else for it. Then just when I'd finished my nine years -- my contract -- wallop, I had to bugger off to the States.",Sounds like you need a rest.
Sounds like you need a rest.,"Could do, yeah."
Ever take a look at the women who work in pet stores? Wow.,Good luck.
Good luck.,"Jesus, are you enough or what."
"Jesus, are you enough or what.",Very attractive. Good idea. Now I <u>really</u> want to you.
Very attractive. Good idea. Now I <u>really</u> want to you.,... you can always tell the ones who'll do
... you can always tell the ones who'll do,"Kinda makes you wonder why more people don't put a bullet through their fuckin' skulls, doesn't it."
"Kinda makes you wonder why more people don't put a bullet through their fuckin' skulls, doesn't it.",Looks like they just airbrushed the out of his mouth.
Looks like they just airbrushed the out of his mouth.,Why don't they have TV shows about people whose daily lives you'd be interested in watching. Y'know. Like SKINNY LITTLE WEAKLING. Or BIG GUY. SICK OLD MAN. FAMILY OF LOSERS. Wouldn't that be good?
Why don't they have TV shows about people whose daily lives you'd be interested in watching. Y'know. Like SKINNY LITTLE WEAKLING. Or BIG GUY. SICK OLD MAN. FAMILY OF LOSERS. Wouldn't that be good?,Two blacks and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving?
Two blacks and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving?,I don't know.
I don't know.,The L.A.P.D.
She's nice lookin'.,So what.
So what.,I dunno. I just said she's nice lookin'.
I dunno. I just said she's nice lookin'.,And I said so what. You think she's any happier?
And I said so what. You think she's any happier?,"What d'you mean, any happier?"
"What d'you mean, any happier?",Any happier than any other in life.
"Straight rotation, no call your shot.",Lemme break.
We coulda used the other two-and-a-half grand.,There's more than a measly few grand in this.
There's more than a measly few grand in this.,There is?
There is?,Something's on.
Something's on.,What?
What?,I happen to know more about Mr. Whatever- his-name-is than he thinks I know about him and his operation.
I happen to know more about Mr. Whatever- his-name-is than he thinks I know about him and his operation.,You do?
You do?,You bet.
You bet.,Like what.
Like what.,"Like he'd never hire me for real. Not week-to-week. I don't have the credentials. He thinks I'm just a sociopath, someone he can turn to when he needs ""plausible denial."""
"Like he'd never hire me for real. Not week-to-week. I don't have the credentials. He thinks I'm just a sociopath, someone he can turn to when he needs ""plausible denial.""","Well, we blew it, didn't we? He ain't wrong."
"Well, we blew it, didn't we? He ain't wrong.","""He ain't wrong."" Listen, I know this who <u>did</u> just go to work for him. Full-time. And this dickhead's parents just told me he took a road trip up the coast. <u>That's</u> the type of individual gets hired, someone who'll shoot his mouth off to his family while on the job."
"""He ain't wrong."" Listen, I know this who <u>did</u> just go to work for him. Full-time. And this dickhead's parents just told me he took a road trip up the coast. <u>That's</u> the type of individual gets hired, someone who'll shoot his mouth off to his family while on the job.",I don't get it.
I don't get it.,"I don't know who that English guy is. Some kind of -- -- courier or something. Maybe a seller. Maybe a buyer. But Mr. <u>Avery</u> wanted him, those jigs wanted him -- and I betcha there's a briefcase somewhere."
"I don't know who that English guy is. Some kind of -- -- courier or something. Maybe a seller. Maybe a buyer. But Mr. <u>Avery</u> wanted him, those jigs wanted him -- and I betcha there's a briefcase somewhere.",What's in it?
What's in it?,Drugs? Cash? Both if we're lucky.
Drugs? Cash? Both if we're lucky.,How we gonna get that lucky?
How we gonna get that lucky?,While they're all each other over ... couple of parties like us could move right in.
How'd you get in here.,Walked.
Walked.,You walked. What the are you doing here.
You walked. What the are you doing here.,Looking for a bloke named Valentine. Know him?
What.,Tell me.
Tell me.,Tell you ...
Tell you ...,"About Jenny. Tell me about Jenny. About the <u>deal</u>. Whatever deal you had to my daughter for when she found out about it, you"
Yeah.,We've certainly missed you.
We've certainly missed you.,"Birdy, I've been doing a lot of thinking. There are a lot of things that haven't worked out for me. Life has dealt me some bum cards..."
"...I stank, didn't I?",He didn't say that.
He didn't say that.,But more or less.
But more or less.,"Look, I'm no expert, but--"
"Look, I'm no expert, but--","It doesn't matter, Mr Crane."
"It doesn't matter, Mr Crane.",I'm sure there's a dozen teachers better than this clown. More qualified. phony.
I'm sure there's a dozen teachers better than this clown. More qualified. phony.,"But it doesn't matter. Really, I'm not interested in playing music professionally."
...I didn't recognize you without the smock. Did I leave something at the shop?,"No. I might be interested in that, uh, business proposition--"
Uh-huh.,"I, I'm not proud of it. But, uh, that's not the worst of it. I got a note. A blackmail note. You know, come across or everybody knows."
"I, I'm not proud of it. But, uh, that's not the worst of it. I got a note. A blackmail note. You know, come across or everybody knows.",Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.,"Well, you know what that would do to me."
"Well, you know what that would do to me.",I guess it would be pretty awkward.
I guess it would be pretty awkward.,"Awkward?! Ann'd throw me out on my keister! it's her family's store--*her* store. I serve at the indulgence of the ownership, Ed."
"Awkward?! Ann'd throw me out on my keister! it's her family's store--*her* store. I serve at the indulgence of the ownership, Ed.",Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.,"I only work here! And the lady's husband would know... Oh, Jesus."
"I only work here! And the lady's husband would know... Oh, Jesus.","How much to they want, Dave?"
"How much to they want, Dave?","$10,000! I don't know what to do, Ed. I don't know what I *can* do. Even though I know who the sonofabitch is."
"$10,000! I don't know what to do, Ed. I don't know what I *can* do. Even though I know who the sonofabitch is.",...You know... who *who* is?
...You know... who *who* is?,"The sonofabitch. The blackmailer. It's, uh, it's no one you know. It's a businessman from Sacramento. A pansy, Ed. He tried to rope me into some crackpot scheme; I heard him out and then told him to go to And the very next day, the very next day, Ed, I get blackmailed for the same amount."
"The sonofabitch. The blackmailer. It's, uh, it's no one you know. It's a businessman from Sacramento. A pansy, Ed. He tried to rope me into some crackpot scheme; I heard him out and then told him to go to And the very next day, the very next day, Ed, I get blackmailed for the same amount.",Would he... it sounds pretty obvious.
Would he... it sounds pretty obvious.,"Well, I guess he don't care that it's obvious."
"Well, I guess he don't care that it's obvious.","Mm. How, uh... how did he know that--"
"Mm. How, uh... how did he know that--","He's staying at the hotel I've gone to with, uh, with the lady in question. Must've seen us."
...It ruined me. This money. No annex. I'm all shot to,So you paid the guy?
I hope I've done the right thing.,My wife and I had not... performed the act in many years.
...What's so strange about that?,I didn't say a word.
...I don't get it.,"Look, chum, this is a guy, from what I understand, told everybody he was a war hero, right? Island hopping, practically liberated the Pacific all by himself with a knife in one hand and a gun in the other and twenty yards of guts between his teeth."
"Look, chum, this is a guy, from what I understand, told everybody he was a war hero, right? Island hopping, practically liberated the Pacific all by himself with a knife in one hand and a gun in the other and twenty yards of guts between his teeth.",Yeah.
Yeah.,"And now it turns out this dope spent the war sitting on his in some boatyard in San Diego. You asked for blackmail, let me give you blackmail: Mr Hale-Fellow-Well-Met, about to open his own business here, has been lying to everybody in this town for the last four years, probably including half the people sitting on that jury. Well, it finally caught up with him--these dopes, it always does; someone threatened to spill it. Somebody knew his dirty little secret, just like your wife says. They called, they demanded money..."
"...Did Big Dave mention that it was something about his war service? I don't know, I wasn't there, *you'll* have to tell *us*. Maybe he specified, maybe he didn't; I'm not putting words in your mouth; the point is that this liar, this cynical manipulator, this man who through his lies sneered and belittled the sacrifice and heroism of all our boys who *did* serve and bleed and puke and die on foreign shores, and who made a fool out of this entire town, turns to *you* to help him out of his jam. sonofabitch!",So... who... who actually--
So... who... who actually--,"Who? *Who?!* I don't know who! But the point is that if Mr Prosecutor over there had devoted half the time he's spent persecuting *this* woman to even the most cursory investigation of this schmoe's past, then we might *know* who! But we can't *know* what really happened! Because of Fritz, or Werner, or whatever the his name is! And because Me Prosecutor is *also* a lazy sonofabitch who decided it's easier to victimize your wife! Because it's easier *not* to look! Because the more you look, the less you know! But the beauty of it is, we don't *gotta* know! We just gotta show that, goddamnit, *they* don't know. Reasonable doubt. Science. The atom. *You* explain it to me. Go ahead. Try."
"Thanks. Thanks for seeing me, at home.","Oh, Drink?"
"Oh, Drink?",No thanks.
No thanks.,Sure you don't need one?
Sure you don't need one?,I'm fine.
I'm fine.,OK. Boy. Jesus!
OK. Boy. Jesus!,"Yeah. What do I, uh..."
"Yeah. What do I, uh...","Well, of course, I, uh, it's out of my league, criminal stuff. I do, uh, probate, real estate, title search, uh... I'd be absolutely worthless, something like this. Absolutely worthless."
I'm so sorry about your loss. Terrible thing. Just terrible.,Yeah.
Yeah.,Birdy's in the parlor--I'm on long distance here.
Birdy's in the parlor--I'm on long distance here.,"Sure, Walter. Thanks."
...Huh?,Haven't I seen you up in ladies' wear?
Haven't I seen you up in ladies' wear?,I don't work here. My wife does.
I don't work here. My wife does.,"Uh-huh. Some beat, huh?"
"Uh-huh. Some beat, huh?",Yeah.
Yeah.,Check out the rack on that broad in the angora.
Check out the rack on that broad in the angora.,Uh-huh.
Says here that the Russians exploded n A-bomb and there's not a thing we can do about it.,Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.,How d'ya like them apples?
...Ed?,Huh?
Huh?,Russians exploded an A-bomb.
Russians exploded an A-bomb.,Yeah.
Yeah.,Jesus...
Jesus...,"Now, being a barber is a lot like being a barman or a there's not much to it once you've learned the basic moves. For the kids there's the Butch, or the Heinie..."
...I'm gonna take his hair and throw it out in the dirt.,What the--
What the--,I'm gonna mingle it with common house dirt.
I'm gonna mingle it with common house dirt.,What the are you talking about?
"This is what family is for, Ed! This is when ya come together!",Yeah.
Yeah.,Close ranks! Goddamnit! Those sons of
Close ranks! Goddamnit! Those sons of,"Frank, uh, you know I'll try to contribute, but, uh--Freddy Riedenschneider--"
"Frank, uh, you know I'll try to contribute, but, uh--Freddy Riedenschneider--",I don't care what it costs! This is when ya come together!
I don't care what it costs! This is when ya come together!,That's very generous.
That's very generous.,"The with it, Eddie!"
Ippolito! Get back here!,Like
An original Roger Tory Peterson of a Red-Breasted Merganser. Amazing. I have a copy of this in my office at home.,"Can't really focus on birds at the moment, Pendergast. I'm tryin' to keep my breakfast down."
"Can't really focus on birds at the moment, Pendergast. I'm tryin' to keep my breakfast down.","In this violent world, I believe the only way to stay sane is to take time to notice beautiful things."
"In this violent world, I believe the only way to stay sane is to take time to notice beautiful things.","I drink. After hours of course. On duty, I smoke. Do you mind?"
"I drink. After hours of course. On duty, I smoke. Do you mind?",Not at all. I enjoy the smell of a good cigar.
Not at all. I enjoy the smell of a good cigar.,Then you won't like this one. It's a piece of
"I've got to admit, that was a sight better than ""the dog ate my homework"".",How do you explain the part about Beauregard?
How do you explain the part about Beauregard?,They heard the victim's name and wove him into their story. Nice touch.
They heard the victim's name and wove him into their story. Nice touch.,I believed them.
Did you hear that? My He says that Mbwun is real!,"Pardon my French, but bull"
"Pardon my French, but bull",This on top of the scratches... isn't it proof!
"All right. Kawakita, cover the rear.",Oh
"It had a long tongue, teeth this big and yellow eyes.",They were green eyes and they were slit like a lizard's.
They were green eyes and they were slit like a lizard's.,They were yellow!
They were yellow!,You're color blind.
We're not going to make the storage room!,"Listen to me, Pendergast. Mbwun's DNA is part sapien. In primates, the eye is a direct path to the brain! If you get a clean shot, there's only one place you can it. Shoot it in the eye!"
I've got to talk to you.,"Sorry, I'm way behind."
"Sorry, I'm way behind.","I'm onto something, Marlon - something big."
"I'm onto something, Marlon - something big.",Are you okay? You look like
Are you okay? You look like,I think I'm mixed up in something.
I think I'm mixed up in something.,<i>Mixed up?</i> Mixed up in what?
<i>Mixed up?</i> Mixed up in what?,"There's no point in trying to explain it, but a lot of strange things have been happening - elevators that don't go anywhere, people talking about me on the radio, you know what I mean?"
"There's no point in trying to explain it, but a lot of strange things have been happening - elevators that don't go anywhere, people talking about me on the radio, you know what I mean?","No. Truman, if this is another one of your fantasies..."
"No. Truman, if this is another one of your fantasies...",I think it's got something to do with my dad.
I think it's got something to do with my dad.,Your Dad?!
Your Dad?!,I think he's alive. I'll tell you about it later. I'm definitely being followed.
I think he's alive. I'll tell you about it later. I'm definitely being followed.,Who?
Who?,It's hard to tell. They look just like regular people.
It's hard to tell. They look just like regular people.,How about them?
How about them?,Could be. Beard looks phony. It's when I'm unpredictable. They can't stand that. That's why we've got to get out of here. Can you come with me?
Could be. Beard looks phony. It's when I'm unpredictable. They can't stand that. That's why we've got to get out of here. Can you come with me?,I told you I can't.
I told you I can't.,I've got to show you something.
Where have you been?,I've been thinking--
I've been thinking--,"Oh,"
"Oh,",#NAME?
#NAME?,Every time you and Marlon--
Every time you and Marlon--,#NAME?
#NAME?,"And then what, Truman? We'd be back to where we were five years ago. You're talking like a teenager."
"And then what, Truman? We'd be back to where we were five years ago. You're talking like a teenager.",Maybe I feel like a teenager.
Maybe I feel like a teenager.,"We're mortgaged to the eyeballs, Truman. There's the car payments. Are we just going to walk away from our financial obligations?"
Why don't I make you some of this new Mococoa Drink? All natural. Cocoa beans from the upper slopes of Mount Nicaragua. No artificial sweeteners--,--What the are you talking about?!
--What the are you talking about?!,I've tasted other cocoas. This is the best.
What the has that got to do with anything? Tell me what's happening?!,"You're having a nervous breakdown, that's what's happening."
"You're having a nervous breakdown, that's what's happening.","You're part of this, aren't you?!"
I think you're full of,Do you?
See this Somebody knows I'm talking to you.,Not according to the men in blue.
Not according to the men in blue.,What is it? Kiddie again? battery of a patient? I've had my license taken away in three states.
What is it? Kiddie again? battery of a patient? I've had my license taken away in three states.,They want to discredit you -- for what?
They want to discredit you -- for what?,For what? Because I'm a dangerous man. Because I know too much about the truth.
For what? Because I'm a dangerous man. Because I know too much about the truth.,You mean that apocalyptic trash you write? I knew your name was familiar. I just didn't know why.
You mean that apocalyptic trash you write? I knew your name was familiar. I just didn't know why.,You know my work?
You know my work?,"Dr. Kurtzweil, I'm not interested in bigoted ideas about race or genocide. I don't believe in the Elders of Zion, the Knights Templar, the Bilderburg Group or in a oneworld Jew run government --"
"Dr. Kurtzweil, I'm not interested in bigoted ideas about race or genocide. I don't believe in the Elders of Zion, the Knights Templar, the Bilderburg Group or in a oneworld Jew run government --","I don't either, but it sure sells books."
"I was right about Dallas. Wasn't I, Agent Mulder?",How?
How?,I picked up the historical document of the venality and hypocrisy of the American government. The daily newspaper.
I picked up the historical document of the venality and hypocrisy of the American government. The daily newspaper.,You said the firemen and the boy were found in the temporary offices of the Federal Emergency Management Agency. Why?
You said the firemen and the boy were found in the temporary offices of the Federal Emergency Management Agency. Why?,"According to the newspaper, FEMA had been called out to manage an outbreak of the Hanta virus. Are you familiar with the Hanta virus, Agent Mulder?"
"According to the newspaper, FEMA had been called out to manage an outbreak of the Hanta virus. Are you familiar with the Hanta virus, Agent Mulder?",It was a deadly virus spread by field mice in the Southwest U.S. several years ago.
It was a deadly virus spread by field mice in the Southwest U.S. several years ago.,And are you familiar with FEMA? What the Federal Emergency Management Agency's real power is? FEMA allows the White House to suspend constitutional government upon declaration of a national emergency. To create a non-elected government. Think about that. What is an agency with such broad sweeping power doing managing a small viral outbreak in suburban Texas?
And are you familiar with FEMA? What the Federal Emergency Management Agency's real power is? FEMA allows the White House to suspend constitutional government upon declaration of a national emergency. To create a non-elected government. Think about that. What is an agency with such broad sweeping power doing managing a small viral outbreak in suburban Texas?,Are you saying it wasn't such a small outbreak?
You'd be out of luck if not for me. You saw what you saw because I led you to it. I'm putting my on the line for you.,Your I just got chased across Texas by two black helicopters.
Your I just got chased across Texas by two black helicopters.,"And why do you think it is you're standing here talking to me? These people don't make mistakes, Agent Mulder."
What?,"I've got to be in Washington D.C. in eleven hours for a hearing -- the outcome of which might possibly affect one of the biggest decisions of my life. And here I am standing out in the middle of nowhere Texas, chasing phantom tanker trucks."
"I've got to be in Washington D.C. in eleven hours for a hearing -- the outcome of which might possibly affect one of the biggest decisions of my life. And here I am standing out in the middle of nowhere Texas, chasing phantom tanker trucks.","We're not chasing trucks, we're chasing evidence --"
"We're not chasing trucks, we're chasing evidence --",-- of what exactly?!
-- of what exactly?!,"That bomb in Dallas was allowed to go off, to hide something: bodies infected with a virus you detected yourself."
"That bomb in Dallas was allowed to go off, to hide something: bodies infected with a virus you detected yourself.","They haul gas in tanker trucks, they haul oil in tanker trucks -- they don't haul viruses in tanker trucks."
"They haul gas in tanker trucks, they haul oil in tanker trucks -- they don't haul viruses in tanker trucks.","Yeah, well they may this one."
"Yeah, well they may this one.",What do you mean by haul? What are you not telling me here?
What do you mean by haul? What are you not telling me here?,This virus -- it...
This virus -- it...,Mulder --
Mulder --,It may be extraterrestrial.
It may be extraterrestrial.,"I don't believe this. I don't believe this. Y'know, I've been here... I've been here one too many times with you, Mulder."
"I don't believe this. I don't believe this. Y'know, I've been here... I've been here one too many times with you, Mulder.",Been where?
Been where?,"Pounding down some dirt road in the middle of the night. Chasing some elusive truth on a dim hope, only to find myself standing right where I am right now: at another dead end --"
Did we go sailing?,Almost. Mocky-Lock showed up.
Almost. Mocky-Lock showed up.,"""Mocky-Lock is the bogeyman, Mocky-Lock wants me where I am."""
"""Mocky-Lock is the bogeyman, Mocky-Lock wants me where I am.""",Mocky-Lock is a pain in the
Sing a song of sixpence.,A pocketful of rye. What's wrong?
A pocketful of rye. What's wrong?,Nothing.
Nothing.,Why did we stop?
What about Julia?,"This is going to sound terrible, but... I don't think she matters anymore. Not to him. He never finished her. The others...he was able to make them his."
"This is going to sound terrible, but... I don't think she matters anymore. Not to him. He never finished her. The others...he was able to make them his.","You think you can do this, don't you?"
"You think you can do this, don't you?","He might tell me about Julia. The part of him that wants to help, that feels shame and remorse. Who wants to be redeemed."
"He might tell me about Julia. The part of him that wants to help, that feels shame and remorse. Who wants to be redeemed.",This is Stargher we're talking about?
This is Stargher we're talking about?,"Not Stargher, not really. He's split himself right down the middle. Good/evil, right/wrong, merciful/cruel. A monster. And an innocent child. If I could reach the boy."
"Not Stargher, not really. He's split himself right down the middle. Good/evil, right/wrong, merciful/cruel. A monster. And an innocent child. If I could reach the boy.",Whoa. Hold on. Aren't they the same guy?
Whoa. Hold on. Aren't they the same guy?,Don't you feel there are different sides to every personality? Maybe even the worst of us is capable of one decent act. We're all human.
Don't you feel there are different sides to every personality? Maybe even the worst of us is capable of one decent act. We're all human.,"It's hard for me to see Stargher as human, capable of something like ""remorse."""
"It's hard for me to see Stargher as human, capable of something like ""remorse.""",Then what is he?
Then what is he?,Evil.
Evil.,If you believe that.
If you believe that.,Maybe this is a big waste of time.
Maybe this is a big waste of time.,What happened to Charles Gish?
Wait...,"Like ""wait."""
Where the are we?,"Carl, do you know? Like on a map..."
"We'll go back to his house, Pete. There's still a lot to do. Analyze the videos, track sales of the bleach, go through his records. Maybe he owns property somewhere.","They're in that thing for forty hours, Gordon. Four-oh. He got Julia at seven-thirty last night. You know what time it is now...?!"
You sure you want to go through with this?,What else do we do?!
What else do we do?!,"I don't know, Pete, but for god's sake... This is nuts. Do you really understand what they're going to do?"
"I don't know, Pete, but for god's sake... This is nuts. Do you really understand what they're going to do?",I don't have to.
I don't have to.,"Why jeopardize what we've already done? We caught the sonofabitch. Carl Stargher. That's going to be like Bundy, Gacy, Dahmer. A case that makes careers. But if we push our luck. If this is all and we come out smelling like it."
"Why jeopardize what we've already done? We caught the sonofabitch. Carl Stargher. That's going to be like Bundy, Gacy, Dahmer. A case that makes careers. But if we push our luck. If this is all and we come out smelling like it.","Tell you what. If this thing burns us, I take that heat. I give you permission to point your finger at me and say ""It was all his idea."""
"Tell you what. If this thing burns us, I take that heat. I give you permission to point your finger at me and say ""It was all his idea.""","That's not what I'm talking about, Pete. I'm talking about waking up and realizing this girl's gonna die."
"Jesus Christ, man, you look like",Considering where I've been...
You're bettin' the farm on something you saw after they pumped you full of knows-what kind of,I saw her. Julia. Alive. I saw everything.
I saw her. Julia. Alive. I saw everything.,You might've seen Jimmy Hoffa dancing with Timothy Leary. I don't care.
A shark fin?,"I don't know, just a fin. Over there. About a hundred meters."
"I don't know, just a fin. Over there. About a hundred meters.",Big?
Big?,Yes.
Yes.,Well what the do you expect me to do about it.
Well what the do you expect me to do about it.,Nothing. I just thought you ought to know.
Nothing. I just thought you ought to know.,"Well to be honest, Etienne, I would rather have not known about it."
"Well to be honest, Etienne, I would rather have not known about it.",I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.,A bit late.
He tried to borrow money from us.,What idiot would lend him money? It would disappear.
What idiot would lend him money? It would disappear.,He said if we lent him money h would tell us about a secret beach.
He said if we lent him money h would tell us about a secret beach.,It's on an island that no one get to.
It's on an island that no one get to.,"But he has been there, off course."
"But he has been there, off course.",It was ridiculous; all this at three o'clock in the morning.
...So she takes the pants in back -- where they try them on? And I think it....,Are you me?? Right in the store?
Are you me?? Right in the store?,She's been giving me the eye. She's hot. So I wait till the owner goes up front....
"Danny, man...",He's an
What do you care?,"I don't, but..."
"I don't, but...",Let's look at the thing.
How come you know all this,How come you don't know it? How can you say you hate the Jews when you don't know anything about --
How come you don't know it? How can you say you hate the Jews when you don't know anything about --,you. I hate the Jews at least as much as you do.
you. I hate the Jews at least as much as you do.,"No, you don't.... If you hated them, you'd study them, so you'd know why you hate them. You know what tefillin is? Tsitsis? Shotness? You know the kaddish from the kiddush? Eichmann? He went to Israel. He studied the Torah, the Talmud, the Mishnah, the whole bit. He hated Jews."
"Forget the Jewish stuff. It doesn't play anymore. There's only the market, now, and it doesn't care who you are.","People still need values, beliefs...."
"People still need values, beliefs....","No, they don't. Not the smart ones. Look, I'll give you five grand if you can document your tax-exempt status.... But when you fall off this horse, come see me. I can show you how to make a lot of money."
"No, they don't. Not the smart ones. Look, I'll give you five grand if you can document your tax-exempt status.... But when you fall off this horse, come see me. I can show you how to make a lot of money.",I don't care about money.
I don't care about money.,You will.
You will.,"You're a Jew. Maybe you don't realize it, but you are."
"You're a Jew. Maybe you don't realize it, but you are.",Maybe I am. Maybe we're all Jews now. What's the difference?
"See, the Jews love to separate things: the holy from the profane, milk from meat, wool from linen, the Sabbath from the week, the Jew from the gentile.... As if one little scrap of this was going to completely contaminate that.",What assholes.
What assholes.,You can't curse in front of it either.
"No, I think you shouldn't.","Judaism doesn't even need You have the Torah, the law. That's your The book's closed."
"The real Nazis. Goebbels, they talked about Jews incessantly.... You ever read their diaries?...",Is that why you became a So you could talk about Jews incessantly?
Is that why you became a So you could talk about Jews incessantly?,"Believe me, Adolf couldn't possibly have hated the Jews as much as I do. Not in a billion years. You know why?"
"Believe me, Adolf couldn't possibly have hated the Jews as much as I do. Not in a billion years. You know why?",'Cause he wasn't a rabbi.
'Cause he wasn't a rabbi.,You want a punch in the mouth?
You want a punch in the mouth?,Okay... Why don't we light candles on Friday? Let's light candles.... And say the kaddish.
Okay... Why don't we light candles on Friday? Let's light candles.... And say the kaddish.,Kaddish is the prayer for the dead.
Kaddish is the prayer for the dead.,"I mean kiddush. Let's say kiddush. And shave my head, through a sheet, all that stuff... Come on, just for fun. To see what it's like..."
"Carla?... It's me, Danny...Danny Balint...? We met at that...[meeting at your house.]","Yeah, I remember.... any Jews yet?"
"Yeah, I remember.... any Jews yet?",I didn't realize you cared.
I didn't realize you cared.,I don't. I was just curious how full of you were.
I don't. I was just curious how full of you were.,Did you know that there was a <i>New York Times</i> reporter there that night?
Did you know that there was a <i>New York Times</i> reporter there that night?,"Really, which one? I bet it was the guy with the Prada shoes."
"Really, which one? I bet it was the guy with the Prada shoes.",I didn't notice his shoes.... Did your mother know he was there?
I didn't notice his shoes.... Did your mother know he was there?,I doubt it. How did you find out?
I doubt it. How did you find out?,He called me up. He wanted to talk to me about my ideas.
"...I thought we agreed, no anti- Semitism...it's exactly what we're trying to put behind us.... Trash the blacks, fine; but...",Did you see how they reacted to him?
Did you see how they reacted to him?,"Yes, of course. But that only plays in this room, with people who aren't embarrassed to call themselves Nazis. If you want a modern fascism, you don't mention Jews."
"Yes, of course. But that only plays in this room, with people who aren't embarrassed to call themselves Nazis. If you want a modern fascism, you don't mention Jews.","It's a romantic movement, Curtis. It always has been."
"It's a romantic movement, Curtis. It always has been.","Lina, the Thousand-Year barely lasted a decade.... Do you really want to go down that road again? In America of all places, where obedience and discipline are not exactly the national virtues..."
"The Jews are different.... Blacks are disgusting and inferior, but it's like criticizing a child. The Jews are...a poison in the human well....",A poison...?
A poison...?,Let me give you an example.... Sexuality.
Let me give you an example.... Sexuality.,Sexuality??? What do you mean?
Sexuality??? What do you mean?,You ever a Jewish girl?
You ever a Jewish girl?,What??!?
What??!?,"Did you ever one, Guy?"
"Did you ever one, Guy?","What's that go to do with...I've gone out with a, with Jewish women. Why?"
"What's that go to do with...I've gone out with a, with Jewish women. Why?",And? WHat did you notice?
And? WHat did you notice?,Notice? Like what...?
Notice? Like what...?,"Jewish girls like to give head, right?"
"Jewish girls like to give head, right?",I don't know. Is that right?
I don't know. Is that right?,And Jewish men like to get it.
And Jewish men like to get it.,"Everybody likes to, don't they?"
"Everybody likes to, don't they?",Yes. It's very pleasurable. But the Jews are obsessed with it. You know why?
Yes. It's very pleasurable. But the Jews are obsessed with it. You know why?,Why?
Why?,Because the Jew is essentially female.
Because the Jew is essentially female.,Female...
Female...,"Real men -- white, Christian men -- we a woman. We make her come with our But the Jew doesn't like to and -- he can't assert himself that directly -- so he resorts to perversions. is technically a you know that, don't you? After a woman has been with a Jewish man, she never wants a normal partner again. A normal man."
"Real men -- white, Christian men -- we a woman. We make her come with our But the Jew doesn't like to and -- he can't assert himself that directly -- so he resorts to perversions. is technically a you know that, don't you? After a woman has been with a Jewish man, she never wants a normal partner again. A normal man.",Does that mean the Jew is the better lover?
Does that mean the Jew is the better lover?,"You're not listening. He isn't better. He gives pleasure, but that's actually a weakness."
"You're not listening. He isn't better. He gives pleasure, but that's actually a weakness.","Danny, what makes you think you know all this?"
"Danny, what makes you think you know all this?",Let's just say I've done due diligence.
Let's just say I've done due diligence.,"So, fine, it's not that the Jew, the Jews own the media and the banks. It's that they're sexually corrupt."
"So, fine, it's not that the Jew, the Jews own the media and the banks. It's that they're sexually corrupt.","The Jews clearly control the media and the banks. Investment banks, not the commercial ones. But the point is they carry out in those realms the same principles they display in sexuality. They undermine traditional life; they deracinate society."
Were you ever bar mitzvahed anywhere else?,Do you know who you're with here?
Do you know who you're with here?,"That's what I'm trying to find out, Danny. Who am I with here?"
"That's what I'm trying to find out, Danny. Who am I with here?",Listen to me....
Listen to me....,Why would Nadelman lie?
Why would Nadelman lie?,"To discredit me. Because I know who they are. Look, I thought I explained it to you. Those people can say or do anything. And they will. It's all narrative to them, it's... Are you going to print what this guy said?"
"To discredit me. Because I know who they are. Look, I thought I explained it to you. Those people can say or do anything. And they will. It's all narrative to them, it's... Are you going to print what this guy said?",Give me a reason not to.
Give me a reason not to.,It's slander. It's reckless disregard. I'll sue you and your Jew paper.
It's slander. It's reckless disregard. I'll sue you and your Jew paper.,Does that mean you deny what he says is true? Yes or no.
Two days ago you addressed a rally. Last week you went to a Torah study group.,"What were you, following me?"
"What were you, following me?",How do you reconcile the two?
How do you reconcile the two?,"I don't. Look, stay out of what you don't understand."
"I don't. Look, stay out of what you don't understand.",Explain it so I can.
Explain it so I can.,You work for the <i>New York Times</i>. Your whole job in life is not to understand things like me.
You work for the <i>New York Times</i>. Your whole job in life is not to understand things like me.,I don't think you know what you are.
I don't think you know what you are.,"Yeah, and what are you? A <i>Times</i> man? A Presbyterian? Impotent? A"
"Yeah, and what are you? A <i>Times</i> man? A Presbyterian? Impotent? A",Who killed Manzetti?
Who killed Manzetti?,"If I tell you, will you pull the story? Not write about me?"
"If I tell you, will you pull the story? Not write about me?","It's too late.... If I didn't, somebody else would. Yom Kippur starts at sundown. Will you go to synagogue?"
"It's too late.... If I didn't, somebody else would. Yom Kippur starts at sundown. Will you go to synagogue?",Get the away from me.
"You know the joke: a Jew's shipwrecked on a desert island. When they rescue him, they see he's built two synagogues. They say, for vhat do you need two synagogues? He says, vun to pray in, and vun I'd never set foot in so long as I live, so help me You pray in the one you'd never set foot in...and vice versa.",I can't help what I think.
I can't help what I think.,This is me.
"Without blood -- a willingness to spill it -- there's no real power, no authority.",Curtis is afraid you'll marginalize us.
Curtis is afraid you'll marginalize us.,We're already marginal. We are saying what no one else has the guts to say. Isn't that precisely our appeal?
We're already marginal. We are saying what no one else has the guts to say. Isn't that precisely our appeal?,So what Jew would you first?
So what Jew would you first?,"Ilio Manzetti...former ambassador to France. Managing partner at Damon, Schwarzchild."
"Oh, what is this",Keep driving. Don't slow down.
Keep driving. Don't slow down.,Christ...
Lie on your stomach and come up on your elbows.,Why me?
Why me?,You want to a Jew. I already did.
How did you know they were Jews?,I can tell....
I can tell....,How?
How?,I was a Jew in a previous life.
Shoot him in the head. Always shoot a Jew in the head.,I'm a bad shot. I don't think I can --
I'm a bad shot. I don't think I can --,"Just get him in the cross-hairs. With those shells, anywhere you hit him, it'll bounce around, rip his insides all up."
It's Friday....,Do I give a
May He cause the light of His countenance to shine upon you and be gracious unto you....,Eat
Eat,...May you be blessed in your going forth as you were in your coming....
...May you be blessed in your going forth as you were in your coming....,EAT ASSHOLES....
EAT ASSHOLES....,And let us say...
"Oh, you...","As you know, Cindy, thirteen is a mystical number in the Jewish faith. We believe that has thirteen attributes..."
Plenty of women everywhere right?,Smoking is absolutely forbidden.
Smoking is absolutely forbidden.,It isn't lit yet.
It isn't lit yet.,You shouldn't even carry cigarettes on board!
You shouldn't even carry cigarettes on board!,"Listen we're not supposed to either but that doesn't stop you from carrying ""it"" on board?!"
"Listen we're not supposed to either but that doesn't stop you from carrying ""it"" on board?!",The rules are the rules.
The rules are the rules.,... What's your name again?
... What's your name again?,Noireuter.
Noireuter.,And where did you say you were from?
And where did you say you were from?,I didn't say... Brussels!
Thanks for helping with the bag. It looks great!,I thought it was a nice place. Isn't it?
I thought it was a nice place. Isn't it?,I'm being a pain in the It's beautiful here.
I changed the lock you son of a,... Sally?
"... And if we repaint the walls, we'll need new curtains, you put the painters on you Visa and I'll do the curtains on American Express... for the couch there's Bloomingdales... or are you still over your limit?",Way past it.
Way past it.,Does that have a hidden meaning?
Does that have a hidden meaning?,No. I'm just depressed.
No. I'm just depressed.,"You look it too. You haven't been working out, you haven't been taking your vitamins! You haven't been drinking your herbs, you haven't been..."
"You look it too. You haven't been working out, you haven't been taking your vitamins! You haven't been drinking your herbs, you haven't been...","I know, I know! I'm a terrible person... It's... I'm so sad."
"I know, I know! I'm a terrible person... It's... I'm so sad.",What is it honey... the frenchy?
What is it honey... the frenchy?,"Do you think I should have stayed? Don't you think maybe I should have stayed? I've been a right? I should have stayed! I was supposed to be in love... I was in love! I am in love, why did I act like a He went swimming. All the man did was go swimming! I must be crazy. It was too good to be true."
"Do you think I should have stayed? Don't you think maybe I should have stayed? I've been a right? I should have stayed! I was supposed to be in love... I was in love! I am in love, why did I act like a He went swimming. All the man did was go swimming! I must be crazy. It was too good to be true.","Vitamins, exercise, herb tea... and see a doctor, will ya?"
"Alright Mordechai, now that we're alone I just want to say that I'm not happy about this. I don't want a repeat of that incident in the West Bank.",I got the job done didn't I? I did what I had to do.
I got the job done didn't I? I did what I had to do.,"A settlement completely demolished, ten smashed army jeeps, four dead Arabs. G dash D it, Hammer! You think you're above the Ten Commandments? Just find Santa Claus and bring him back to us. No heroics, got it?"
"A settlement completely demolished, ten smashed army jeeps, four dead Arabs. G dash D it, Hammer! You think you're above the Ten Commandments? Just find Santa Claus and bring him back to us. No heroics, got it?","Hey, it's your Bar Mitzvah. I'm just readin' the Torah portion."
Oh my She's become my And she's her out to the highest bidder.,No. It's not like that. You're being completely neurotic. I was just playing along...
"Actually, I...I don't. What does that mean?",Oh. It means that Santa's gonna Hanukkah's up.
Oh. It means that Santa's gonna Hanukkah's up.,Not if I can help it. You got any information for me?
"Bootleg copies of the Frank Capra classic, 'It's A Wonderful Life.'",That's some cold
You okay?,No. I'm airsick you Where the did these reindeer learn to fly?
No. I'm airsick you Where the did these reindeer learn to fly?,I don't know. Why don't you ask them sir.
"Maybe I should just forget all about money - - forget about mamma and the kids and the rent, huh - marry some poor dope like -- oh, like Carlos Dominguez - - and get and —-",Who's Carlos Dom-what's-his-name?
"Oh, by the way -- I'm out of cash --",Didn't you take your cut out of the closing check?
Didn't you take your cut out of the closing check?,I got into a little game.
I got into a little game.,That's funny -- I never knew you to lose that much before --
Why the couldn’t you divorce the man?,You wouldn’t understand.
"It’s give and take time, Mr Lombard. You need help, we need information. You didn’t really expect me to put my on the line helping a criminal just for the thrill of it, did you?",A criminal?
A criminal?,Did you not enter this country illegally?
it! You can’t walk away from this!,It’s up to you whether they walk or not.
"...I’m Emily Stewart. The hysterical female who sees evil everywhere since the day her thirteen year-old boy disappeared. The pain in the who cries wolf at the drop of a hat. However I go about this that’s who I am. Do you get what I’m saying, Mr Lombard?",What about your friendly cop?
What about your friendly cop?,"My ex-husband. My work drove him away. Made his life a misery. He thinks I’m obsessed, punishing myself for what happened to our son. But he’s a good guy. listen to you. He won’t turn you in if I ask him not to. I can pretty much guarantee that. Okay?"
What’s wrong with people! I’m going to bed. And sweet dreams to you to!,She’ll be alright. She’s tough...
Who are you?,Where is the Austrian? Is Friedman the Austrian?
Where is the Austrian? Is Friedman the Austrian?,Yes. Friedman’s the Austrian!
Yes. Friedman’s the Austrian!,Where is he?
Where is he?,"I don’t know. He’s gone! He’s gone. I don’t know where, I swear... He’s gone. On holiday..."
"I don’t know. He’s gone! He’s gone. I don’t know where, I swear... He’s gone. On holiday...",...On holiday?
...On holiday?,"Yeah... This morning. He left this bloody morning... Jesus, man, my knees..."
Is it real? You people are sick.,"Huh. I’d have thought a tough guy like you would know better. The sick ones are out there, friend. They make up the clientèle. Get rid of them and we’re out of business."
"Huh. I’d have thought a tough guy like you would know better. The sick ones are out there, friend. They make up the clientèle. Get rid of them and we’re out of business.","Only feeding the disease, eh, Martin?"
"Only feeding the disease, eh, Martin?","Money talks, walks, whether you like it or not."
"Money talks, walks, whether you like it or not.",Maybe I don’t.
Maybe I don’t.,Maybe you should. Think about it. Those who can afford our goods do their thing without upsetting anyone. Those who can’t do it to kids from the streets or their own family and it makes upsetting headlines.
Maybe you should. Think about it. Those who can afford our goods do their thing without upsetting anyone. Those who can’t do it to kids from the streets or their own family and it makes upsetting headlines.,I’m overcome by your public-spiritedness.
I’m overcome by your public-spiritedness.,"Boys like the one you met today are surplus. Commodities worth a handful of notes in whatever of the world they happen to be born into. We improve some lives buying them where they’re not wanted, improve still more selling them where they are. Is that too hard for you?"
"You know what, Martin? I ought to tie you down with your old up in the air and advertise the hole in the middle of it to the world. Free. And hope you never die.",Huh... I’m sure there’d be lots of takers.
Huh... I’m sure there’d be lots of takers.,Could someone have hurt you that bad?
Your lady friend did.,The lady’s not a friend. She’s a Someone at a special screening I attended mentioned certain goods could be got from an Austrian here in London. And not just movies.
"Now, can you stand up? Can you use your legs and stand up?",I... How long have I been here?
I... How long have I been here?,Three days and that’s three days too many.Come on. Get your up.
Welcome to the club.,Excuse me?
Excuse me?,"I hear you’re looking for Leon. That makes me, his old-lady, and now you, looking for the little Leon’s gone, man. Vanished. You interested in his photographs?"
"I hear you’re looking for Leon. That makes me, his old-lady, and now you, looking for the little Leon’s gone, man. Vanished. You interested in his photographs?",Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.,"No Well, I’m afraid I can’t help you."
"No Well, I’m afraid I can’t help you.","I take it you don’t know where he is, then?"
"I take it you don’t know where he is, then?","Huh! You could always try Suicide Bridge. You don’t know Leon, do you?"
"Huh! You could always try Suicide Bridge. You don’t know Leon, do you?",I know his work better than I know him.
I know his work better than I know him.,"Let me put it this way then; the photographs and the man? One and the same, man, one and the same. At best weird, at worst weird. Maybe you should think yourself lucky. Some folks just ain’t worth getting involved with. And Leon sure is one of ‘em."
"Let me put it this way then; the photographs and the man? One and the same, man, one and the same. At best weird, at worst weird. Maybe you should think yourself lucky. Some folks just ain’t worth getting involved with. And Leon sure is one of ‘em.",What about his girlfriend?
What about his girlfriend?,What about which girlfriend?
What about which girlfriend?,"Small, blond, good-looking. She was with him when we met. She had a funny English accent."
"Small, blond, good-looking. She was with him when we met. She had a funny English accent.","Oh. That’d be Rhian, a Welsh chick he used to lay at weekends. She got wise and dumped him months ago..."
"Oh. That’d be Rhian, a Welsh chick he used to lay at weekends. She got wise and dumped him months ago...",Would you know where I might reach her?
Would you know where I might reach her?,"Yeah! Somewhere in Wales. I don’t really know her. Used to turn up in a Transit van on weekends, sell old furniture at Camden. That’s how come he only laid her at weekends, ha ha..."
"Yeah! Somewhere in Wales. I don’t really know her. Used to turn up in a Transit van on weekends, sell old furniture at Camden. That’s how come he only laid her at weekends, ha ha...",Could that be Camden Market?
Could that be Camden Market?,Yeah. Why? You’re going to look for her... You really think his pictures are that good?
Yeah. Why? You’re going to look for her... You really think his pictures are that good?,weird.
"Okay, shitbag. I’m only going to ask you this once. Where is Friedman?","Who? I don’t know who the you’re talking about, sunshine."
"Who? I don’t know who the you’re talking about, sunshine.",Gluck.
Gluck.,Figlio di puttana. You’re the French who bumped off the London guys...
Figlio di puttana. You’re the French who bumped off the London guys...,Five seconds. Then you die.
Five seconds. Then you die., 
 ,Three...
Three...,"Gluck’s dead, you sonofabitch!"
Why did you Friedman?,"Let me give you a tip, - no one pulls stunts like what you pulled in London and here tonight and hopes to get away with it. It upsets people. It’s wrong. wrong."
"Let me give you a tip, - no one pulls stunts like what you pulled in London and here tonight and hopes to get away with it. It upsets people. It’s wrong. wrong.",Why did you him?
Why did you him?,"Huh! You turned him into a liability, didn’t you know?"
"Huh! You turned him into a liability, didn’t you know?",Nice way to help a colleague in trouble.
Nice way to help a colleague in trouble.,"That’s just it. The sonofabitch didn’t ask for help from his colleagues... Testa di cazzo! Hiring some amateur outsiders to fix you... He hasn’t gone to too soon... And neither will you, Mr Lamont!"
Are you telling me Friedman didn’t tell you I was here looking for him?,"If he had, you’d be dead."
"If he had, you’d be dead.",So why didn’t he?
So why didn’t he?,"What do you think, huh?"
"What do you think, huh?",I think you’d rather not know what I think.
I think you’d rather not know what I think.,Huh. Maybe he figured the news our London bureau got a visit from a hitman on behalf of a off client wouldn’t go down too well. He only shared his guilty secret last night. And then only ‘cause he was so edgy after calling his hotel we persuaded him to talk.
Huh. Maybe he figured the news our London bureau got a visit from a hitman on behalf of a off client wouldn’t go down too well. He only shared his guilty secret last night. And then only ‘cause he was so edgy after calling his hotel we persuaded him to talk.,So you killed him and went to clean out his hotel room... How did Friedman say he got to know where to find me?
So you killed him and went to clean out his hotel room... How did Friedman say he got to know where to find me?,"That’s the beauty. An anonymous call. Makes you wonder how many people know what you’re up to, eh,"
"I understand your impatience, but if you want this trial to be acknowledged as legal we must follow correct procedure and...","To with procedure! We paid a bloody fortune for this and we can do whatever the we like with her, whether the church likes it or not -- is that clear?"
"To with procedure! We paid a bloody fortune for this and we can do whatever the we like with her, whether the church likes it or not -- is that clear?","But if this trial seems fixed, I fear you'll have the very opposite result to the one you want..."
"But if this trial seems fixed, I fear you'll have the very opposite result to the one you want...",We want her burned as a witch!
We want her burned as a witch!,"But in order to do so, the church must first prove her heresy, or else you'll be burning a martyr..."
"But in order to do so, the church must first prove her heresy, or else you'll be burning a martyr...",Well then? Start proving... or else the church will have another martyr!
"It is not for us to burn her, my lord. That is your prerogative.",... and your prerogative is to find her guilty...
... and your prerogative is to find her guilty...,But we can't do that unless she admits to blasphemy...
But we can't do that unless she admits to blasphemy...,Well what are you waiting for? You've got a castle full of racks and ropes and pulleys: go and torture the
"Wait, wait...",For what?
For what?,"Because... because -- I mean -- the English have a broad sense of humor, but... I mean, you don't understand... to them you're a witch, working for the devil. What makes you think they'll listen to you?"
"Because... because -- I mean -- the English have a broad sense of humor, but... I mean, you don't understand... to them you're a witch, working for the devil. What makes you think they'll listen to you?","Because if they don't, I'll raise such a war-cry against them that they will remember us forever!"
"Because if they don't, I'll raise such a war-cry against them that they will remember us forever!","Well. I'd love to see that, but after taking counsel with my captains, I felt it would be better to first bring the food into the city, then wait till Alencon arrives with reinforcements before doing anything."
"Well. I'd love to see that, but after taking counsel with my captains, I felt it would be better to first bring the food into the city, then wait till Alencon arrives with reinforcements before doing anything.","You may have been with your counsel, but I've been with mine, and I'm telling you, God's counsel is wiser than yours, and he's telling me to speak to the English -- now!"
"You may have been with your counsel, but I've been with mine, and I'm telling you, God's counsel is wiser than yours, and he's telling me to speak to the English -- now!","Fine -- go now if you want, but not with me! You may have a duty to but I have a duty to my people, and my people are starving! So right now I'm going to take the food back to the city, and if you can please calm down, and let me accompany you to Orleans, it will be my honor to welcome you."
"I heard about your sister, and I... understand your pain...",Why did she have to die?
Why did she have to die?,Only knows the answer to that.
Only knows the answer to that.,I know Jesus says to love our enemies but I can't -- I just want the English to burn in for ever and ever!
I know Jesus says to love our enemies but I can't -- I just want the English to burn in for ever and ever!,"I realize your anger, Jeanne, but we must learn to forgive. It's hard, but revenge will never bring about peace."
"I realize your anger, Jeanne, but we must learn to forgive. It's hard, but revenge will never bring about peace.",Then what will? And what will bring her back? And why did she have to die in the first place instead of me? Why didn't he take my life instead of hers? It was my fault -- I was late -- she gave me her hiding place...!!
Then what will? And what will bring her back? And why did she have to die in the first place instead of me? Why didn't he take my life instead of hers? It was my fault -- I was late -- she gave me her hiding place...!!,"Jeanne... calm down...! Calm down, Jeanne!"
"Boys, boys...","Your work, yes, playing the piano for all the parasites in the ghetto, they don't give a about people's sufferings, they don't even notice what's going on around them!"
"Did you beg, did you grovel to that piece of that cockroach?","I didn't grovel, I asked him to help."
"I didn't grovel, I asked him to help.",What did you pay him?
What did you pay him?,Pay him? With what? With what could I pay him? Every zloty I earn we spend on food!
Pay him? With what? With what could I pay him? Every zloty I earn we spend on food!,I can look after myself!
I can look after myself!,They were taking you away.
They were taking you away.,"It's nothing to do with you. It's me they wanted, not you. Why do you interfere in other people's business?"
"It's nothing to do with you. It's me they wanted, not you. Why do you interfere in other people's business?","You're mad, that's your trouble, you're mad."
"You're mad, that's your trouble, you're mad.",That's also my business.
You wanted by the law or somethin'?,"Naw, it's okay."
"Naw, it's okay.",You're crazy carryin' that kinda money in this neighborhood. No wonder you got hit.
You're crazy carryin' that kinda money in this neighborhood. No wonder you got hit.,"Thanks. I'm obliged to ya, but I gotta get goin'."
"Thanks. I'm obliged to ya, but I gotta get goin'.",You ain't goin' nowhere on that leg.
You ain't goin' nowhere on that leg.,"I gotta! Look, I run some slots down in West Bend for a mob here. I got a little behind on my payoffs so they figure I been holdin' out on 'em. They gave me to 4:00 to come up with the cash. I don't get it there I'm dead."
"I gotta! Look, I run some slots down in West Bend for a mob here. I got a little behind on my payoffs so they figure I been holdin' out on 'em. They gave me to 4:00 to come up with the cash. I don't get it there I'm dead.","It don't look good, gramps, it's ten of now."
"It don't look good, gramps, it's ten of now.",I got a hundred bucks for you and your friend if you deliver the money for me.
I got a hundred bucks for you and your friend if you deliver the money for me.,I dunno. That little mug that got ya is mad enough at me already -- what if he's out there waitin' around a corner with some friends.
I dunno. That little mug that got ya is mad enough at me already -- what if he's out there waitin' around a corner with some friends.,"He won't know you're carryin' it. C'mon, you gotta help me out."
"He won't know you're carryin' it. C'mon, you gotta help me out.","Sorry, pal. I'll fix you up, call you a doc, but I ain't gonna walk into a bunch of knives for ya."
"Sorry, pal. I'll fix you up, call you a doc, but I ain't gonna walk into a bunch of knives for ya.",How bout you? I'll give you the whole hundred!
How bout you? I'll give you the whole hundred!,What makes you think you can trust him? He didn't do
...It's the only reason I ain't quit before now.,What?
What?,"I'm gettin' too slow for this racket. I done the best I'm gonna do. You hang on too long, you start embarrassin' yourself."
"I'm gettin' too slow for this racket. I done the best I'm gonna do. You hang on too long, you start embarrassin' yourself.",What are you talkin' about? We just took off the biggest score we've ever had. We can do anything we want now.
What are you talkin' about? We just took off the biggest score we've ever had. We can do anything we want now.,It's nothin' compared to what you could be makin' on the Big Con. You're wastin' your time workin' street marks.
It's nothin' compared to what you could be makin' on the Big Con. You're wastin' your time workin' street marks.,"Hey look. You think I'm gonna run out on ya or somethin'? Just cause we hit it big. Luther, I owe you everything. If you hadn't taught me con, I wouldn't know nothin'."
"Hey look. You think I'm gonna run out on ya or somethin'? Just cause we hit it big. Luther, I owe you everything. If you hadn't taught me con, I wouldn't know nothin'.",Aw you sound like some sucker. You know everything I know. You got nothin' more to learn from me.
Aw you sound like some sucker. You know everything I know. You got nothin' more to learn from me.,But you played the Big Con. You said it was nothin'. A game for flakes and mama's boys.
But you played the Big Con. You said it was nothin'. A game for flakes and mama's boys.,"And I'm tellin' ya now, you're a fool if you don't get into it. A bigger fool than I was. I been lookin' for this one all my life, Johnny. Now I got a chance to step out at the top."
"Granger, this is Combs. Why haven't we heard from ya? Everybody else is in.","We had a few problems with the Law this morning. The Mayor promised the Jaycees to get tough on the rackets again, so he shut everybody down for a couple hours to make it look good. Nothing serious, it just put us a little behind for the day."
"We had a few problems with the Law this morning. The Mayor promised the Jaycees to get tough on the rackets again, so he shut everybody down for a couple hours to make it look good. Nothing serious, it just put us a little behind for the day.","You been making your payoffs, haven't ya?"
"You been making your payoffs, haven't ya?",yes. He does this every year. There's nothing to worry about.
yes. He does this every year. There's nothing to worry about.,"Okay, finish your count and get it up here as soon as you can. I don't wanta be here all night."
"Okay, finish your count and get it up here as soon as you can. I don't wanta be here all night.","Believe me, the Man's gonna be real happy. Looks like we cleared over ten grand this week."
"Believe me, the Man's gonna be real happy. Looks like we cleared over ten grand this week.",We cleared 22 here.
We cleared 22 here.,"Well, you got the whole Chicago south side. How do ya expect the eight lousy spots I've got to compete with that?"
"Well, you got the whole Chicago south side. How do ya expect the eight lousy spots I've got to compete with that?","They did 14 grand in Evanston, 16.5 is Gary, and 20 in Cicero. Looks like you're bringing up the rear, Granger."
"Hey, Luther told me he was carrying a but I didn't figure this much.","Which way did he do, Eirie?"
"Which way did he do, Eirie?",Straight north. He was gonna take it all and run.
Straight north. He was gonna take it all and run.,The He can blow his nose all the way.
"What the you gonna do when Snyder rushes his finger right to Lonnegan? You're committin' suicide, kid.","Aw Christ, it doesn't make no difference now. If Snyder knows about it so does everybody else. He never gets anything there's no answer at Luther's."
"Aw Christ, it doesn't make no difference now. If Snyder knows about it so does everybody else. He never gets anything there's no answer at Luther's.","Listen to me, What ever you do, don't go back to your place tonight, don't go anyplace you usually go, ya hear me? Get outa town or somethin', but..."
We got word from Chicago. They got one of the grifters last night. The,What about the other one?
What about the other one?,They're still looking for him.
They're still looking for him.,Who's got the contract?
Who's got the contract?,Combs gave it to Reilly and Cole.
Combs gave it to Reilly and Cole.,Hackers.
Hackers.,"They staked out the other guy's place last night, but he never showed. They figure maybe he skipped town. You wanna follow 'em up?"
Been a while since I stocked a wire store. Not many mobs playing that anymore.,All we need is the bookie setup for now. We'll worry about the telegraph office later.
All we need is the bookie setup for now. We'll worry about the telegraph office later.,"All right, I'll rent ya everything I got in the warehouse for two grand. That'll give ya phones, cages, blackboards and ticker gear. You supply the guys to move 'em. If you want a counter and bar, that's another grand. I don't know where the I'm gonna get 'em though."
"All right, I'll rent ya everything I got in the warehouse for two grand. That'll give ya phones, cages, blackboards and ticker gear. You supply the guys to move 'em. If you want a counter and bar, that's another grand. I don't know where the I'm gonna get 'em though.","C'mon, you can do better than that. We ain't no heel grifters."
"C'mon, you can do better than that. We ain't no heel grifters.","You want the stuff tomorrow or don't ya? It's gonna take hours just to clean it up. Besides, Gondorff's still a hot item. Where am I gonna be if he gets hit?"
"You want the stuff tomorrow or don't ya? It's gonna take hours just to clean it up. Besides, Gondorff's still a hot item. Where am I gonna be if he gets hit?","Just give us what ya can, Benny. We'll send a truck down."
"Glad to meet ya, kid. You're a real horse's","Yeh, Luther said you could teach me something. I already know how to drink."
I guess I left it in my room.,"What! Don't give me that you little How do I know you ain't gonna take a powder. You come to a game like this, you bring your money."
You got a back door to this place?,No. What's wrong with the front?
No. What's wrong with the front?,"Look, I don't have time to around. There's somebody out there I don't need to see. You got a fire escape or anything?"
"Look, I don't have time to around. There's somebody out there I don't need to see. You got a fire escape or anything?",No.
No.,"All right, do me a favor. Go into the bathroom, open the window and wait for me there."
"All right, do me a favor. Go into the bathroom, open the window and wait for me there.",What the for?
What the for?,Just do what I tell ya and everything'll be jake.
"You were set up, Lonnegan. Shaw's been planning to beat your game for months. He was just waiting for you to cheat him so he could clip ya.","I could have you put under this train for this, errand boy."
"I could have you put under this train for this, errand boy.",So could Shaw.
So could Shaw.,Then why the rat?
Then why the rat?,Cause I'm tired of bein' his I want you to help me break him.
"Well, what did I tell ya?","You're a lucky man, all right."
"You're a lucky man, all right.","Lucky, I could do it every day."
"Lucky, I could do it every day.",Why don't ya then.
Why don't ya then.,'Cause it's better to do it all at once. We're puttin' down 400 grand next week. At 5-1 we make 2 million. Twenty per cent of that is yours if ya stick with us.
'Cause it's better to do it all at once. We're puttin' down 400 grand next week. At 5-1 we make 2 million. Twenty per cent of that is yours if ya stick with us.,"You got a system, Carver?"
"You've already done time twice, and judges don't like three time losers. You wanna sit in the can for forty years, startin' tonight?",I'll make parole.
I'll make parole.,"Like You won't even get a review till you're seventy. And if the board starts to go soft, we'll let ya out in the yard some night with a hard-nose young bull who'll put fifty slugs in your face and ask what you were doin' there later."
"All right, Riley. What the happened?",We missed him.
We missed him.,You weren't hired to miss him.
You weren't hired to miss him.,There wasn't any way he coulda known we was in there. We made a clean pick on the lock and didn't leave no footprints in the hall. Somebody musta wised him up.
There wasn't any way he coulda known we was in there. We made a clean pick on the lock and didn't leave no footprints in the hall. Somebody musta wised him up.,"Yeh, and what does Cole say about that?"
"Yeh, and what does Cole say about that?",I don't know. He took it hard.
I don't know. He took it hard.,"All right, get outa here. You're outta work."
Do ya know him or don't ya?,"Yeh, but I don't know where he is."
"Yeh, but I don't know where he is.",Well we do. He's chummin' around with a Big C named Henry Gondorff. Ring any bells?
Well we do. He's chummin' around with a Big C named Henry Gondorff. Ring any bells?,Sure. Every bunco man in the country knows Gondorff.
Sure. Every bunco man in the country knows Gondorff.,"There's word he's gonna run a con on the North Side here. We got a year-old Florida warrant on him, but it's a thin beef, and he can beat it in court unless we catch him cold. All we want you to do is pick up for us."
"There's word he's gonna run a con on the North Side here. We got a year-old Florida warrant on him, but it's a thin beef, and he can beat it in court unless we catch him cold. All we want you to do is pick up for us.",Why don't you pick him up yourself?
Why don't you pick him up yourself?,"Cause the stoolies are used to street dicks jumpin' him. If word gets around that Feds are in on it too, Gondorff'll fold up the whole thing."
"Cause the stoolies are used to street dicks jumpin' him. If word gets around that Feds are in on it too, Gondorff'll fold up the whole thing.",Wouldn't that be too bad. You'd hafta move outa this nice office ya got.
Wouldn't that be too bad. You'd hafta move outa this nice office ya got.,"Don't crack wise to me, flatfoot. I spent a lotta time in dumps like this, eatin' Gondorff's dust while the bunco squad gets rich tippin' him off. But it's not gonna happen this time. We're not even gonna let the police know we're here. If you keep your mouth shut and do a job, there'll be a promotion in it for ya. And you better take it, cause I can make ya work for us without it."
"Don't crack wise to me, flatfoot. I spent a lotta time in dumps like this, eatin' Gondorff's dust while the bunco squad gets rich tippin' him off. But it's not gonna happen this time. We're not even gonna let the police know we're here. If you keep your mouth shut and do a job, there'll be a promotion in it for ya. And you better take it, cause I can make ya work for us without it.",What the good is to ya?
What the good is to ya?,He's gonna set up Gondorff for us.
He's gonna set up Gondorff for us.,He'll never do it.
He'll never do it.,I think he will.
Let me go! Let me bring her back. I can't get along without her. I'll bring her right back and I'll tell you anything you want to know. Let me go!,Sit down! We didn't come here to watch you and that broad dance around a May pole. Where were you the afternoon the girl was killed?
Who's that man?,He's not anybody. Just a fellow I used to know.
He's not anybody. Just a fellow I used to know.,I thought you'd given up that sort of friend.
I thought you'd given up that sort of friend.,This is the first time I've seen him in years. I didn't want him to think I was high-hatting him.
This is the first time I've seen him in years. I didn't want him to think I was high-hatting him.,I don't like him.
I don't like him.,Don't worry. You won't see him again. What happened? Did you change your mind about going?
Don't worry. You won't see him again. What happened? Did you change your mind about going?,No. I just came back for a second. I wanted to get those bonds.
No. I just came back for a second. I wanted to get those bonds.,What bonds?
What bonds?,The government bonds. The ones you took from the office safe.
The government bonds. The ones you took from the office safe.,"Oh yes. Why, you told me to sell them a long time ago."
"Oh yes. Why, you told me to sell them a long time ago.",I'd never tell you to sell those. I bought them for my daughter.
I'd never tell you to sell those. I bought them for my daughter.,Don't you remember....
Don't you remember....,"Now see here, Julia. You're counting a little too much on my being absent-minded. You've been taking a little here and there for some time, and I haven't said anything about it. But this is fifty thousand dollars!"
"Now see here, Julia. You're counting a little too much on my being absent-minded. You've been taking a little here and there for some time, and I haven't said anything about it. But this is fifty thousand dollars!",Do you realize that you're accusing me of ....
Do you realize that you're accusing me of ....,No one else had the combination of that safe. You took them. What did you do with them?
No one else had the combination of that safe. You took them. What did you do with them?,What if I did take them? I'm sick and tired of seeing you hand out thousands of dollars to that family of yours....
What if I did take them? I'm sick and tired of seeing you hand out thousands of dollars to that family of yours....,That's my business.
That's my business.,"supporting that gang of loafers! There's not one of them that cares a for you. A wife who threw you out the first time your foot slipped. They wouldn't raise a hand to help you. And I've given my whole life for you. If you kicked off tomorrow, where'd I be? Out in the gutter! Sure I took those bonds. Who has a better right -- ?"
"Maybe we are crazy for doing this. But if we do it, we do it right. I just needed to explain that in a way I wouldn't have to do it again.",Not much chance of that. Jaeger's an idiot.
Not much chance of that. Jaeger's an idiot.,He's not so--
He's not so--,"He's an idiot, and he's not nearly as hard as he thinks."
"He's an idiot, and he's not nearly as hard as he thinks.","How tough you have to be to make the army? All you've got to do is shoot a gun, and stop a bullet."
At-at-at-at-at.,Knock it off!
Knock it off!,"Don't get at me, just 'cause I want to be ready when this war starts."
"Don't get at me, just 'cause I want to be ready when this war starts.",Ready for what? What are you supposed to be doing?
Ready for what? What are you supposed to be doing?,"I told you, I'm shooting Iraqis."
"I told you, I'm shooting Iraqis.",No you're not.
You know what? I think you got Schwarzkopf. You did! You got the General right in the Now that's good shooting.,Blow me.
Blow me.,Another month in this desert and I might just.
And you know what that area is? It's Iraq. IRAQ! We're doing a little thing with them right now; Desert Storm. Maybe you've read about it.,"What we're doing is kicking For God's sake they got Iraqis surrendering to news crews. The war is over. We've just got to keep shooting people 'cause the army spent all this money, and we've got to put on a show for the taxpayers."
You're such a you know that? How'd you get in the army?,"Cool it, Jaeger. Hey, Wes? Wes?"
Look at it. LOOK AT IT! Shot to It's been leaking gas since the fire fight. I told you to check for damage.,...I know.
...I know.,And you missed this? How are you going to miss something like this?
And you missed this? How are you going to miss something like this?,I didn't miss it. I figured if you knew one of the reserves got hit you'd want to turn back.
My leg is falling asleep.,It's not falling asleep. You've only been standing there for three minutes.
It's not falling asleep. You've only been standing there for three minutes.,"I'm the one who can feel my leg, and it's falling asleep."
"I'm the one who can feel my leg, and it's falling asleep.","It falls asleep and you die, so wake it the up."
Where is it? Where'd it go?,Stay low.
Stay low.,Where the is it!?
Where the is it!?,Just stay down.
What are we going to do? What the are we going to do?,We're not going to do anything.
We're not going to do anything.,They're going to us!
They're going to us!,They can't shoot us in here.
What the took so long.,Just had to get the pack unhooked from the line. It didn't seem that long.
Just had to get the pack unhooked from the line. It didn't seem that long.,"Not when you're up here with the gold, I guess not."
We got to go back. We got to go back for Wes.,Forget Wes.
Forget Wes.,We can't just leave him.
We can't just leave him.,Wes is dead!
Wes is dead!,What if he's not?
What if he's not?,"Then he will be when those Iraqis get to him. He was going to you. He was one blink away from it. He's dead, Epps, and I'm sure as not getting my head blow off over his carcass."
Epps.,Yeah.
Yeah.,I want you to know... I don't know. I just think you're a of a guy.
I want you to know... I don't know. I just think you're a of a guy.,Thanks.
Thanks.,"This whole time, you've kept your head. You didn't go money simple like me and Wes. You've just been trying to figure how to get us out of here. And you've been fair too. I mean, even after I...you know..."
"This whole time, you've kept your head. You didn't go money simple like me and Wes. You've just been trying to figure how to get us out of here. And you've been fair too. I mean, even after I...you know...",Threatened to blow my brains out?
Threatened to blow my brains out?,"Yeah. Even after that. You didn't take it out on me, except for maybe making me lie in the middle of the road now. But I'd say you've been very fair. I just think it's a of a man who can keep from going money simple."
"Yeah. Even after that. You didn't take it out on me, except for maybe making me lie in the middle of the road now. But I'd say you've been very fair. I just think it's a of a man who can keep from going money simple.",Don't make so much out of it. Only reason I haven't figured a way to get all that money for myself is because I've been too busy figuring ways to stay alive. Believe me; if I had a minute to catch my breath I might have played things the way you and Wes had. I'm no better than anybody else. I've just been busier.
Epps?,What?
What?,I'm thinking about taking a trip.
I'm thinking about taking a trip.,Thought you were going to buy a car.
Thought you were going to buy a car.,"Still am. There's more gold than I thought, and since there's only two of us now... Where should I go?"
"Still am. There's more gold than I thought, and since there's only two of us now... Where should I go?",I don't know.
I don't know.,I've never been anywhere. I wouldn't know where to go. Where would you go?
I've never been anywhere. I wouldn't know where to go. Where would you go?,How the should I know?
Some good ones.,They're all good ones. Satellites we've got can snap a shot of the boil on Saddam's
They're all good ones. Satellites we've got can snap a shot of the boil on Saddam's,Saddam's got a boil on his
"Hey, Wes, what kind of treasure you figure these people buried?",If! If there's a treasure.
If! If there's a treasure.,Yeah. If. Whatever. What kind you figure it is?
Yeah. If. Whatever. What kind you figure it is?,"I don't know. It would be small, easy to transport and hide. Gold or jewels. Probably gold."
"I don't know. It would be small, easy to transport and hide. Gold or jewels. Probably gold.",Yeah! Gold! How much?
Yeah! Gold! How much?,How the should I know how much?
Jesus! What the did he do that for? They're Iraqis. Why are Iraqis killing Iraqis?,"Those people down there are Shi'ites. You've got Shi'ites in the south of Iraq and Khurds in the North. Neither of them've got much love for Saddam. Probably figured once the war started there might be an uprising, so he sent his soldiers out to slap them around some."
Is there anything you do know?,I know you're a I know that.
What the are you doing!?,I think we found something.
"When my Shi'ite friends saw that they had shot an American they were very apologetic. Turns out we've been kicking in this little war. They figure we've finally gotten Saddam off their backs. They brought me to their camp, cleaned me up, fed me... I'm their new best buddy. America number one, Joe. But there's something the Shi'ites can't figure out: They can't figure out why my two buddies, two fellow Americans, left me out in the desert. They can't seem to figure out what those same two guys were doing in an Iraqi outpost. It's almost as if they were Iraqi spies, or something. And I've got to tell you they hate anything that's got to do with the Iraqis. See how I mean?","We had to take shelter in the checkpoint. Jesus, Wes, I killed the Iraqis in there."
"We had to take shelter in the checkpoint. Jesus, Wes, I killed the Iraqis in there.",You actually got around to killing someone. I'm impressed. I guess you're only half a
What?,"This isn't bumper cars, it's brain surgery. You wanna work with us, you do it our way, understand?"
"This isn't bumper cars, it's brain surgery. You wanna work with us, you do it our way, understand?",Now wait just a
Now wait just a,"Be cool around my men, they don't trust strangers. And try not to swear so much, it's unattractive."
So cut both.,"One shuts it down, one turns arms it."
"One shuts it down, one turns arms it.",Which one's which?
Which one's which?,"I don't know. There's an old saying, when in doubt, cut the yellow wire."
Whadaya mean?,It's from an IRA.
It's from an IRA.,Oh
"C4, plastic explosive.",Helluva factor.
It's a bluff. The guy's full of,We can't take the chance. Ring down to the Bomb Squad. I want them on alert.
What the hell's going on?,my nose... This is interfering with-
my nose... This is interfering with-,"Reilly, what're you doing here?"
Vice... Jesus.,That'd be some explosive he's got his hands on.
Oh,factor ten.
So what'll you do? After they give you the gold watch.,"I got a gold watch... it just don't work. Maybe they'll give me a new fishing pole, or something useful."
"I got a gold watch... it just don't work. Maybe they'll give me a new fishing pole, or something useful.",You don't fish.
You don't fish.,How hard can it be? The grand kids been buggin' me about taking them camping.
How hard can it be? The grand kids been buggin' me about taking them camping.,"You outta the city... that's a fish out of water. What's with all this family talk lately, anyway?"
"You outta the city... that's a fish out of water. What's with all this family talk lately, anyway?","One of these days you're gonna get tired of fighting the When that happens, you'll wish you had family."
"One of these days you're gonna get tired of fighting the When that happens, you'll wish you had family.",No thanks. I got close but it never woulda worked.
It don't work-,Ain't that a
Captain...,"Reilly, what the happened out there? Why didn't you call for back-up?"
"Reilly, what the happened out there? Why didn't you call for back-up?","Sir, I--"
"Glass, sorry about Pooch, he was a good man. We don't have time to give you a break right now, we're going ahead and-","My you're going to use her, aren't you?"
"My you're going to use her, aren't you?","Glass, you're to stand by with your team."
"Glass, you're to stand by with your team.",I promised her she'd be safe.
I promised her she'd be safe.,It's our only option.
It's our only option.,"It won't work, he'll know it's a trap..."
"It won't work, he'll know it's a trap...","Reilly, you're done for now. What the were you thinking directing the Bomb Squad Team into hot pursuit. They had no business-"
"Reilly, you're done for now. What the were you thinking directing the Bomb Squad Team into hot pursuit. They had no business-",I know.
I know.,You've been at the center of two suspect fatalities and two Police Officer fatalities. I'll need your badge and your weapon.
"Reilly, what the are you-?",Fire me later. Close in and we got the
Fire me later. Close in and we got the,Pull back. You're only an observer.
Holy,Don't drop it Rose.
Don't drop it Rose.,Rush her.
Rush her.,"It's hers, you schmuck. Look, Rose, I... I don't know what to say to a woman who tries to jump off the Titanic when it's not sinking, and jumps back onto it when it is... we're not dealing with logic here, I know that... but please... think about this a second."
Where are you going? To him? Is that it? To be a to that gutter rat?,I'd rather be his than your wife.
This should be amusing.,Can I bum a cigarette?
"Cor... look at that, would ya.",They're a bloody sight warmer than we are.
They're a bloody sight warmer than we are.,"Well if that's what it takes for us two to get warm, I'd rather not, if it's all the same."
"Mr. Dawson, I --",Jack.
Jack.,Jack... I feel like such an idiot. It took me all morning to get up the nerve to face you.
Jack... I feel like such an idiot. It took me all morning to get up the nerve to face you.,"Well, here you are."
"Well, here you are.",Here I am. I... I want to thank you for what you did. Not just for... for pulling me back. But for your discretion.
Here I am. I... I want to thank you for what you did. Not just for... for pulling me back. But for your discretion.,You're welcome. Rose.
You're welcome. Rose.,"Look, I know what you must be thinking! Poor little rich girl. What does she know about misery?"
"Look, I know what you must be thinking! Poor little rich girl. What does she know about misery?",That's not what I was thinking. What I was thinking was... what could have happened to hurt this girl so much she though she had no way out.
That's not what I was thinking. What I was thinking was... what could have happened to hurt this girl so much she though she had no way out.,"I don't... it wasn't just one thing. It was everything. It was them, it was their whole world. And I was trapped in it, like an insect in amber. I just had to get away... just run and run and run... and then I was at the back rail and there was no more ship... even the Titanic wasn't big enough. Not enough to get away from them. And before I'd really though about it, I was over the rail. I was so furious. I'll show them. They'll be sorry!"
"I don't... it wasn't just one thing. It was everything. It was them, it was their whole world. And I was trapped in it, like an insect in amber. I just had to get away... just run and run and run... and then I was at the back rail and there was no more ship... even the Titanic wasn't big enough. Not enough to get away from them. And before I'd really though about it, I was over the rail. I was so furious. I'll show them. They'll be sorry!",Uh huh. They'll be sorry. 'Course you'll be dead.
Uh huh. They'll be sorry. 'Course you'll be dead.,Oh I am such an utter fool.
Oh I am such an utter fool.,"That penguin last night, is he one of them?"
"That penguin last night, is he one of them?","Penguin? Oh, Cal! He is them."
"Penguin? Oh, Cal! He is them.",Is he your boyfriend?
Is he your boyfriend?,Worse I'm afraid.
"Don't stop, nurse--I think I'm going to faint.",You <U>are</U> a lunatic!
You <U>are</U> a lunatic!,"Even Cupid's becoming modern, using medicine balls instead of darts."
With your dry wit and humor--,Oh yeah?--My personality put this thing over--
Oh yeah?--My personality put this thing over--,Maurice Chevalier! There's a fellow with personality.
Maurice Chevalier! There's a fellow with personality.,What's he got that I haven't got?
What's he got that I haven't got?,"Well, he has a straw hat--"
"Well, he has a straw hat--",So have I--I can get it right out of my trunk.
So have I--I can get it right out of my trunk.,#NAME?
#NAME?,So what?
So what?,Get that out of your trunk.
Get that out of your trunk.,All right--don't spoil the trip with any of those jokes-- there's a nice bunch of people on this trip--nothing but class--I looked over the passenger list and they're all members of the Who's Who!
All right--don't spoil the trip with any of those jokes-- there's a nice bunch of people on this trip--nothing but class--I looked over the passenger list and they're all members of the Who's Who!,Never mind the Who's Who--Before I get on this boat I want to know What's What! How about my raise? All I get out of these ocean trips is dizzy.
Never mind the Who's Who--Before I get on this boat I want to know What's What! How about my raise? All I get out of these ocean trips is dizzy.,"Don't blame it on the ocean!--All right, you'll get the raise!"
"Yes, Yes!",You didn't have a gun in your hand last night?
You didn't have a gun in your hand last night?,No!
No!,S'pose you've never thought of killing him--
S'pose you've never thought of killing him--,I wouldn't say that-- I'm glad he's dead--yes--I'd thought of killing him-- but I didn't--
I wouldn't say that-- I'm glad he's dead--yes--I'd thought of killing him-- but I didn't--,Why?
Why?,"Because I was yellow, I guess--"
"There's no there's no devil, I hate the world! I want To die!","Easy, son. You just need to get Your feet back under you, that's All. Come on, boy, let's kick South. Down to the old playground."
Doc! How the are you?,"Perfect, Wyatt. Simply perfect."
"So tell me, Wyatt. I'm curious. Do you actually consider youself A married man? Forsaking all Others?",Well yeah. Pretty much. I mean I Was no angel when we met but People change Doc. I mean sooner Or later you gotta grow up.
Well yeah. Pretty much. I mean I Was no angel when we met but People change Doc. I mean sooner Or later you gotta grow up.,"I see. And what would you do if ""she"" walked in her right now? WYATT ""She""?"
"I see. And what would you do if ""she"" walked in her right now? WYATT ""She""?",You know well who I mean. That dusky-hued lady Satan.
You know well who I mean. That dusky-hued lady Satan.,I don't know. Probably ignore her.
I don't know. Probably ignore her.,Ignore her?
Ignore her?,"I'd ignore her. People can Change, Doc."
"I'd ignore her. People can Change, Doc.",I'll remember you said that.
Doc...,"Don't touch me, it! Just Don't touch me! Come on..."
"Well Wyatt. Wyatt, I want You to meet Father Feeney. Father Feeney's just been initiating me Into the mysteries of the great And ancient Church of Rome. You See, it appears my hypocrisy Knows no bounds.","How you feelin', Doc?"
"How you feelin', Doc?","Rather an obvious question under The circumstances, don't you Agree? A better one might be how Do you feel?"
"Rather an obvious question under The circumstances, don't you Agree? A better one might be how Do you feel?",Hurts. Hurts pretty bad.
Hurts. Hurts pretty bad.,"I imagine it would, yes. So now We can add self-pity to your list Of frailties."
"I imagine it would, yes. So now We can add self-pity to your list Of frailties.","All right, Doc..."
"All right, Doc...","You think I'm kidding. You're the Most fallible, wrong-headed, self- Deluding, just generally Benighted I've ever Known. Yet, withal, even at your Worst, you're the only human Being in my entire life who ever Gave me hope."
"You think I'm kidding. You're the Most fallible, wrong-headed, self- Deluding, just generally Benighted I've ever Known. Yet, withal, even at your Worst, you're the only human Being in my entire life who ever Gave me hope.",All I ever wanted was to live a Normal life.
All I ever wanted was to live a Normal life.,When will you wake up? You Wouldn't know a normal life if it Bit you in the
When will you wake up? You Wouldn't know a normal life if it Bit you in the,That's great coming from you.
That's great coming from you.,"I played the cards I was dealt, Wyatt. Your problem is you're Always trying to play someone Else's. Allow me to tell you the Truth and thus set you free: There is no happiness, Wyatt There is no normal life. There's Only life, that's all. Just life. The rest is relative."
"I played the cards I was dealt, Wyatt. Your problem is you're Always trying to play someone Else's. Allow me to tell you the Truth and thus set you free: There is no happiness, Wyatt There is no normal life. There's Only life, that's all. Just life. The rest is relative.",Then what do I do?
Then what do I do?,First you can grab that black- Haired woman and make her your own.
First you can grab that black- Haired woman and make her your own.,All right. Then what?
All right. Then what?,"Run. Take that girl and start Running. Run and don't look back. All your life you been running And looking back and just barely Existing and calling it getting By. This time run and don't look Back and call it living. Live Every second, live it right up to The hilt. Live, Wyatt... Live for me."
"Hey, is that ""Old Dog Tray""? Sounds like ""Old Dog Tray"".",What?
What?,"You know, Stephen Foster. ""Oh, Susanna"". ""Camptown Races"", Stephen-stinkin'-Foster!"
"You know, Stephen Foster. ""Oh, Susanna"". ""Camptown Races"", Stephen-stinkin'-Foster!","I see, well this happens to be a Nocturne."
"I see, well this happens to be a Nocturne.",A which?
A which?,"You know,"
You really look awful.,Not half as bad as I feel.
Not half as bad as I feel.,Then why in hell're you doin' This? You ought to be in bed.
Then why in hell're you doin' This? You ought to be in bed.,Wyatt Earp is my friend.
Wyatt Earp is my friend.,I got lot's of friends.
I got lot's of friends.,I don't.
Praise Jesus!,"I'll be dipped in I will, too."
That was lovely!,You know you almost got us both Killed back there?
You know you almost got us both Killed back there?,"Fun though, wasn't it?"
"Fun though, wasn't it?",You'd die for fun?
You'd die for fun?,Wouldn't you? You're laughing! I Was sure you never laughed.
Wouldn't you? You're laughing! I Was sure you never laughed.,I laugh sometimes
I laugh sometimes,"Yes, but how often? Tell me, are You happy?"
"Yes, but how often? Tell me, are You happy?","Am I happy? I don't know. Happy As the next man, I guess. I don't Laugh all day long like an idiot, If that's what you mean."
"Am I happy? I don't know. Happy As the next man, I guess. I don't Laugh all day long like an idiot, If that's what you mean.",You're a little touchy about it.
You're a little touchy about it.,"I'm not touchy, I just, it's a Silly question, that's all. Am I Happy? Are you happy?"
"I'm not touchy, I just, it's a Silly question, that's all. Am I Happy? Are you happy?","Of course, I'm always happy. Unless I'm bored. That blonde Woman, is that your wife?"
"Of course, I'm always happy. Unless I'm bored. That blonde Woman, is that your wife?",What about her?
What about her?,"Nothing... Tell me, what do you Want out of life?"
"Nothing... Tell me, what do you Want out of life?",Where do you get these questions?
Where do you get these questions?,Just answer.
Just answer.,"I don't know, make some money, Have some kids, you know."
"I don't know, make some money, Have some kids, you know.",Doesn't suit you.
Doesn't suit you.,How would you know?
How would you know?,"Just doesn't, that's all."
"Just doesn't, that's all.","Well I ought to know my own mind And I'm tellin' you what suits me Is a family and kids. That suits Me right down to the ground. In Fact, that's my idea of heaven. All right, what's your idea of heaven?"
"Well I ought to know my own mind And I'm tellin' you what suits me Is a family and kids. That suits Me right down to the ground. In Fact, that's my idea of heaven. All right, what's your idea of heaven?",Room service.
Mattie. What about this?,I need it.
I need it.,'Least you admit it.
'Least you admit it.,"Admit what, I'm an fiend? No, Wyatt, I just said I need it. I need something to keep me warm At night."
"Admit what, I'm an fiend? No, Wyatt, I just said I need it. I need something to keep me warm At night.","Look, Mattie, I know you're-"
"Look, Mattie, I know you're-","You know nothing. What you don't Know would fill a book. Jesus, I Feel like it's when you're around I need it most. You're never Yourself, you never relax. Never. Everything's so stiff and dead. You always have to keep a rein on Everything, ever yourself. Oh, You smile sometimes, I've even Seen you laugh. But there's no Light in your smile for me, Wyatt, nothing to keep me warm. And I get cold, Wyatt. I get so cold. What's between you and that Jew woman?"
"I ain't your brother, I ain't None of your brothers. Move!","All right, run 'em off."
Really? What about They got A sign or what?,"Hey, Wyatt, it, I'm serious!"
"Get down, boy.","Morgan, are you crazy? They're Out gunning for us! What the Hell're you doin'?"
"Morgan, are you crazy? They're Out gunning for us! What the Hell're you doin'?","What's it look like? They want a Piece of me they can come and get It, I'm not crawlin' into my hole."
"What's it look like? They want a Piece of me they can come and get It, I'm not crawlin' into my hole.","Morg, use your head."
"Morg, use your head.","I am usin' it, Wyatt. Been Wonderin' how the we got in This tangle. You know they hit Clum's house, too? Shot up his wife. His wife. Who ever heard of That? Men sneakin' around in the Dark, back-shootin', scarin' Women? They're bugs, Wyatt. You Know all your smart talk about Live and let live? Ain't no live And let live with bugs."
"I am usin' it, Wyatt. Been Wonderin' how the we got in This tangle. You know they hit Clum's house, too? Shot up his wife. His wife. Who ever heard of That? Men sneakin' around in the Dark, back-shootin', scarin' Women? They're bugs, Wyatt. You Know all your smart talk about Live and let live? Ain't no live And let live with bugs.","I know, I was wrong. But Morg, Look, we got to get out."
"I know, I was wrong. But Morg, Look, we got to get out.","Listen to yourself, Wyatt. Lie Down and crawl or you might get Hurt? What kinda talk is that? That's Virgil lyin' over there, Wyatt. Our own brother. Ruined For life. No sir, I ain't going No place. You want to go, fine. I'm stayin' right here and have It out with those bastards."
"You were right, Wyatt. They got Me good. Don't let 'em get you Too.",Will somebody get the dog out-
Will somebody get the dog out-,Remember about the light you're Supposed to see when you're dyin'?
Remember about the light you're Supposed to see when you're dyin'?,"Easy Morg, don't think about that now."
"Easy Morg, don't think about that now.",Isn't true. I can't see a thing.
"I couldn't help it, Wyatt. I Looked at that woman and it was Just like somebody slapping me in The face. I mean these people're Afraid to even walk down the Street and I'm trying to make Money off it like some kind of vulture. That's not me, That's somebody I don't even know.","Virgil, please. Don't do this to me."
"Virgil, please. Don't do this to me.","It's got nothin' to do with you, Wyatt. It's-"
"It's got nothin' to do with you, Wyatt. It's-","Nothing to do with me? I'm your Brother for Christ's sake. I Don't believe this. Talk to him, will you? Or hit him. Oh no, don't tell me..."
Wait till the liquor wears off. Once they start getting headaches They'll lose interest.,"Wyatt, they're threatening our lives."
"Wyatt, they're threatening our lives.",You'll never make that stick.
You'll never make that stick.,They're carrying guns in town.
They're carrying guns in town.,"Virge, that's a misdemeanor. You Go down there to arrest 'em, Something goes wrong, maybe this Time somebody gets his head Broke, suddenly it's a mess and It won't end there, you'll have Cowboys comin' around lookin' for Trouble from here to Christmas. You gonna risk all that over a Misdemeanor?"
"Virge, that's a misdemeanor. You Go down there to arrest 'em, Something goes wrong, maybe this Time somebody gets his head Broke, suddenly it's a mess and It won't end there, you'll have Cowboys comin' around lookin' for Trouble from here to Christmas. You gonna risk all that over a Misdemeanor?","No, it, it's wrong, they're Breakin' the law."
"No, it, it's wrong, they're Breakin' the law.","All right, Virge, your call. But Give Doc the shotgun. They'll be Less apt to get nervy if they see Him on the street howitzer."
"Virge, you're makin' the arrest. You make contact, I'll back you Up. Morgan'll back me up, Doc'll Keep an eye out for trouble. And Keep your hands on your guns. They even look like they're gonna Start something, buffalo 'em. Right over the head.","Wyatt, I know what I'm doin'."
"Wyatt, I know what I'm doin'.",Look at 'em all. They love it. How in the hell'd we get Ourselves into this?
See what I mean about it getting Spooky?,"Curly Bill, huh? Who was that Other idiot?"
"Curly Bill, huh? Who was that Other idiot?","Ike Clanton, Old Man's eldest Son. Know he ain't got the stuff, Makes him miserable."
"Ike Clanton, Old Man's eldest Son. Know he ain't got the stuff, Makes him miserable.","Yeah, and dangerous."
I call this the Rogue's gallery.,Yes. I can see: You've hung the rest of your relatives.
Yes. I can see: You've hung the rest of your relatives.,"My third great Uncle - the Earl of Aberdeen - negotiated the purchase of Hong Kong from the Chinese. His son-in-law - George Harmsway - made the first family fortune, running into Shanghai... His son, Thomas, who lost it, smoking the And my grandfather Henry, who opened the first telegraph station, and published the colony's first English newspaper. It was a city of unlimited possibility."
"My third great Uncle - the Earl of Aberdeen - negotiated the purchase of Hong Kong from the Chinese. His son-in-law - George Harmsway - made the first family fortune, running into Shanghai... His son, Thomas, who lost it, smoking the And my grandfather Henry, who opened the first telegraph station, and published the colony's first English newspaper. It was a city of unlimited possibility.",So why did you leave?
So why did you leave?,"Because it's a dying city. Since the Chinese take-over, who knows what can happen tomorrow? In any case, this is my father, Charles: A royal who started the first radio and television stations. Said I'd never amount to anything, but... I turned it into this"
"Wade, what the are you doing here?","I am not here, ol' buddy. The CIA has absolutely no knowledge of the missing ship, the missing gold, where it was going, or when it left Hong Kong."
"I am not here, ol' buddy. The CIA has absolutely no knowledge of the missing ship, the missing gold, where it was going, or when it left Hong Kong.",That's reassuring.
That's reassuring.,Hey - the world is my office.
Hey - the world is my office.,Let's take a look at the body.
What the does that do?,Cleans dirt. Let's go.
Sakwa!,"Is that Mandarin, or Cantonese?"
"Is that Mandarin, or Cantonese?",Mandarin. You I'm late. I have to get dressed.
What the is going on?,It's Bond!
It's Bond!,him! Finish it!
Why in the didn't you help mama?,I told her I would if she would give me time.
I told her I would if she would give me time.,"I bet you if your master would have told you to fix the hole in the roof, you would have rebuilt the whole house."
"I bet you if your master would have told you to fix the hole in the roof, you would have rebuilt the whole house.","You always got the best of it around here and when Dad always talks about my son, it is always you, so you fix the roof."
"You always got the best of it around here and when Dad always talks about my son, it is always you, so you fix the roof.","That is a lie and you know it. Every time father asks you to do something, you either do it or run off and hide. Mama asked you to turn the dirt in her garden and you told her, with your smart self, that you weren't a farmer; get Junior to do it. Every time someone asks you to do something, you always say, tell Junior to do it. Boy, you ought to grow up."
"That is a lie and you know it. Every time father asks you to do something, you either do it or run off and hide. Mama asked you to turn the dirt in her garden and you told her, with your smart self, that you weren't a farmer; get Junior to do it. Every time someone asks you to do something, you always say, tell Junior to do it. Boy, you ought to grow up.","I told you about calling me boy. I ain't no boy. See, you and Dad got a bad habit of calling me boy. You call me boy in front of my wife. You think I'm going to fix the roof? I hope the wind blows the whole thing off and it pours down rain."
"I told you about calling me boy. I ain't no boy. See, you and Dad got a bad habit of calling me boy. You call me boy in front of my wife. You think I'm going to fix the roof? I hope the wind blows the whole thing off and it pours down rain.",I ought to break your neck.
"I'm leaving and don't even call me when the shoe falls 'cause all he did for me was to try and run my life. I'm tired of people saying Babe Brother this, Babe Brother that. What's my name?",You dumb it's Babe Brother.
You dumb it's Babe Brother.,My name is Sam. Samuel.
"He's going to check out heaven first. He gets a round trip ticket to heaven. He gets in heaven and finds it just like back home. People dripping with sweat, working in the fields, hardly surviving. He asked a man who was getting a drink of water, ""I thought the streets were paved with gold."" ""They are but you won't see them,"" he said. ""Boy, you got to work day and night cause idleness is sinfulness."" So he takes the other half of his ticket and takes the express to He sees people stretched out on their backs kicking back, picking their teeth. ""Man, this is a dream."" He asked, ""What's you'll doing?"" They all hollered back, ""Sinning."" The devil was shaking hands with everyone and came up to him and said, ""Please to meet you."" He asked, ""I thought you'll was supposed to be burning in fire."" Someone said, ""Man, ain't no fire down here except under that of chitlins."" The man was going go ask the preacher back on earth...",I don't want to hear any joke about colored people being in You're being irreverent.
I don't want to hear any joke about colored people being in You're being irreverent.,I'm almost finished. I'm about to come to the punch line.
I'm almost finished. I'm about to come to the punch line.,I don't want to hear any tales about colored people...
I don't want to hear any tales about colored people...,"But these are white people, anybody. The punch..."
"But these are white people, anybody. The punch...",I don't care to hear any jokes about people being in This cut on my hand reminds me that it is nothing to laugh at.
I don't care to hear any jokes about people being in This cut on my hand reminds me that it is nothing to laugh at.,It's only a tale.
What could have caused this? I just changed this thing.,Everything these days is made overseas.
Everything these days is made overseas.,You and Babe Brother hit it off so well.
You and Babe Brother hit it off so well.,"Course, it is your business, but I feel obliged to tell you that maybe you have not been fair with the boy."
"Course, it is your business, but I feel obliged to tell you that maybe you have not been fair with the boy.",I tried to teach him right from wrong just like I did his Junior.
I tried to teach him right from wrong just like I did his Junior.,"Everyone has to follow his own plough. A man doesn't have to know how to cut a wick and clean a chimney nowadays. City people don't give a hoot and a holler about the shape of the moon nowadays. You don't plant old ways... ... but, at the end, you find yourself doing what your father did but you have to have the land in you. It's when you want to give the house or farm to the kids and they don't want it. You sell it to a stranger. You worked your whole life, for what? I doubt if people nowadays have knowledge of a victory garden or seen an inch worm. All what we've experienced has no meaning."
"Everyone has to follow his own plough. A man doesn't have to know how to cut a wick and clean a chimney nowadays. City people don't give a hoot and a holler about the shape of the moon nowadays. You don't plant old ways... ... but, at the end, you find yourself doing what your father did but you have to have the land in you. It's when you want to give the house or farm to the kids and they don't want it. You sell it to a stranger. You worked your whole life, for what? I doubt if people nowadays have knowledge of a victory garden or seen an inch worm. All what we've experienced has no meaning.","You're suppose to teach your children what you know. Junior, I don't have to worry about. Babe Brother is a different story."
"You're suppose to teach your children what you know. Junior, I don't have to worry about. Babe Brother is a different story.",You still call him boy. You call Babe Brother boy in front of his wife and son.
You still call him boy. You call Babe Brother boy in front of his wife and son.,My daddy called me boy up to the time he died. I was always boy to him.
My daddy called me boy up to the time he died. I was always boy to him.,"'Course, you could be right. Your sons are alive. All my sons are dead."
"I think if anybody had a hand in killing Hocker, you ought to ask or you should have asked Emory and Chick.","Chick was outright killed by a mob. He killed a white man that owed him some money and when they caught up with him, they tied him behind a car and dragged him from out of the hills back to town."
"Chick was outright killed by a mob. He killed a white man that owed him some money and when they caught up with him, they tied him behind a car and dragged him from out of the hills back to town.",Those boys never did have good luck.
Those boys never did have good luck.,"You right they didn't, especially Emory, my cousin."
"You right they didn't, especially Emory, my cousin.",Emory had made a lot of enemies. He had a big mouth.
I appreciate you lending me a hand. That lazy brother of mine was suppose to help me.,Well some folks are still waiting for their comeuppance. Don't take me wrong but you can't judge people by how you act. You're a caring person.
Well some folks are still waiting for their comeuppance. Don't take me wrong but you can't judge people by how you act. You're a caring person.,He should be caring. That is not too much to ask.
He should be caring. That is not too much to ask.,"Ya, but you can't do the shuffle with one leg. You and your wife, in your spare time, work with the less fortunate. Now I'm not talking about you and what you do but some folks that always run to help the victim, deep down are attracted to pain and suffering and love to be near the dying."
"Ya, but you can't do the shuffle with one leg. You and your wife, in your spare time, work with the less fortunate. Now I'm not talking about you and what you do but some folks that always run to help the victim, deep down are attracted to pain and suffering and love to be near the dying.",All the people working with us are really doing it 'cause they hate to see suffering.
All the people working with us are really doing it 'cause they hate to see suffering.,You never know what's in the heart and just because you can cry doesn't make you human.
You know Okra asked me to marry him the other evening.,"Rush your mouth, girl. No, he didn't. He cannot be that big of a fool."
"Rush your mouth, girl. No, he didn't. He cannot be that big of a fool.",I asked Harry about it. He didn't own up to it. He said he didn't know what got into Okra.
I asked Harry about it. He didn't own up to it. He said he didn't know what got into Okra.,"He's just raffish. Harry put him up to it. Before evening sun sets, I would have his belongings back on Route 55, that old fox."
"He's just raffish. Harry put him up to it. Before evening sun sets, I would have his belongings back on Route 55, that old fox.",I can't accuse him just dry long 80.
I can't accuse him just dry long 80.,Everybody who have been associated with Harry end up with pennies over their eyes.
Everybody who have been associated with Harry end up with pennies over their eyes.,What must I do?
What must I do?,"If it was left up to me, I would poison him."
He just leeches off your parents. He is a master at wearing out welcome.,Harry is the kind of guy you would love to take out in the woods and leave under a rock.
Harry is the kind of guy you would love to take out in the woods and leave under a rock.,Where does her get the power to summon all his old raffish friends? They all smell of moth balls.
Now you don't have to say anything if you don't want to.,I want to hear what happened. My brother is a and a fool. The both of you have been as scarce as hen's teeth.
Why is that soldier strapped to an explosive device?,That's why. Sid.
That's why. Sid.,Sure is a hairy fellah.
Sure is a hairy fellah.,"No! No, that's Scud, you idiot!"
"According to my nava-computer, the --","Shut up! Just shut up, you idiot!!"
"Shut up! Just shut up, you idiot!!","Sheriff, this is no time to panic."
"Sheriff, this is no time to panic.","This is the perfect time to panic! I'm lost, Andy is gone, they're going to move from their house in two days and it's all your fault!!"
"This is the perfect time to panic! I'm lost, Andy is gone, they're going to move from their house in two days and it's all your fault!!",My fault?! If you hadn't pushed me out of the window in the first place --
My fault?! If you hadn't pushed me out of the window in the first place --,"Oh, yeah? Well, if YOU hadn't shown up in your little cardboard spaceship and taken away everything that was important to me --"
"Oh, yeah? Well, if YOU hadn't shown up in your little cardboard spaceship and taken away everything that was important to me --",Don't talk to me about importance. Because of YOU the security of this entire universe is in jeopardy.
Don't talk to me about importance. Because of YOU the security of this entire universe is in jeopardy.,WHAT?!! What are you talking about?!
You might want to pencil in a little face-time with your daughter.,Barbara --
Barbara --,"Because I'm at the edge of my capabilities, Robert."
"Because I'm at the edge of my capabilities, Robert.",The first thing we have to do is present a unified front.
The first thing we have to do is present a unified front.,If you start in on the war metaphors I'm going to drive this car into a telephone pole.
If you start in on the war metaphors I'm going to drive this car into a telephone pole.,"Look, I'm as worried as you are --"
"Look, I'm as worried as you are --","No, I don't think so. Leave me alone, give me money. That's what I get from our daughter. She has a way of shutting me out that seems very familiar."
"No, I don't think so. Leave me alone, give me money. That's what I get from our daughter. She has a way of shutting me out that seems very familiar.","Yeah, well, she has a way of self- medicating that probably seems familiar, too."
None of my friends can believe my dad is the actual Drug Czar.,Caroline --
Caroline --,"Sorry, but I mean, come on."
"Ach, that's what I'm talking about. Sarcasm. Always sarcasm. You're afraid and you think if you admit it people will think you're weak or won't like you --",We live our lives by these unspoken rules that are handed to us.
Are you kidding... I'm staying with you --,He's gonna die right here on the kitchen floor --
"So, it's worth the wait, right? What can I do? Rent a Huey? Have an airlift? It's not like you can put it in a condom up some mule's right? How many peasants would that take? A line stretching from here to Mexico City --",Nobody said Eduardo --
Can't you for a second imagine none of this had happened? That my drugs had gone through. What would have been the harm? A few people get high who are getting high anyway. Your partner is still alive. We avoid having breakfast together. Don't you see this means nothing? That your whole life is pointless?,You're breaking my heart.
You're breaking my heart.,"The worst thing about you, Monty, is you realize the futility of what you're doing and you do it anyway. I wish you could see how transparent you are. This food tastes like"
"The worst thing about you, Monty, is you realize the futility of what you're doing and you do it anyway. I wish you could see how transparent you are. This food tastes like",So go shower already.
So go shower already.,"You only got to me because you were tipped off by the Juarez Cartel, who's trying to break into Tijuana. You're helping them. You work for a drug dealer too, Monty."
"This is crazy. Instead of killing us, he sends us on a suicide mission. Do you know who Frankie Flowers is? He's a psycho-cokehead- hitman. A He's killed who knows how many people. You'd need half the force to get close to him. And you can't get their help because he lives in San Diego.",Then I guess I'm going by myself.
It's no problem. I was just with everybody we work with.,"Oh, really. General Salazar was there?"
"Oh, really. General Salazar was there?","No, but a lot of other people. You should come. You should come out with us."
"No, but a lot of other people. You should come. You should come out with us.",Go home. Get cleaned up. Get to work. Salazar is heading down to Mexico City next week and I'm not getting left behind. Don't this up.
Javi! Come on. Don't pull this you don't care This is incredible information. It must be. Javi --,We keep our mouths shut.
"The busiest land border crossing in the world. Over forty-one thousand vehicles per day, twenty-two thousand pedestrians on foot. I think we do a pretty good job but we know a lot of drugs are still getting through.",Any idea how much?
Any idea how much?,"I've read official estimates but I wouldn't bet my house on them. I've heard the entire cocaine supply for the United States can fit into four tractor-trailers. At least a half-dozen of those cars right out there are carrying a load of dope, with drivers employed by people who don't give a if they're caught or not."
"I've read official estimates but I wouldn't bet my house on them. I've heard the entire cocaine supply for the United States can fit into four tractor-trailers. At least a half-dozen of those cars right out there are carrying a load of dope, with drivers employed by people who don't give a if they're caught or not.",What do you look for?
What do you look for?,"We ask questions and measure the answers. When something doesn't ring true, a fact that doesn't make sense, a slight hesitation, then it's off to secondary for a closer look. Before NAFTA we had about 1.9 million trucks a year. Now it's almost double. Pretty soon there'll be Mexican truck companies that will have as much freedom in crossing the border as American truck companies."
"We ask questions and measure the answers. When something doesn't ring true, a fact that doesn't make sense, a slight hesitation, then it's off to secondary for a closer look. Before NAFTA we had about 1.9 million trucks a year. Now it's almost double. Pretty soon there'll be Mexican truck companies that will have as much freedom in crossing the border as American truck companies.",Any way we can do it better?
Any way we can do it better?,"Sure. More money in intelligence on their side of the border. So we have a better idea who we're looking for. More dogs. More people. Supposed to be getting some giant x- ray machines to run the trucks through. Outside of martial law that's about the best you're gonna do. But, I should tell you, there are two things that really have us on edge right now. In the last six months seizures have tripled, even though we're pulling over the same number of cars. What does that tell you?"
"Sure. More money in intelligence on their side of the border. So we have a better idea who we're looking for. More dogs. More people. Supposed to be getting some giant x- ray machines to run the trucks through. Outside of martial law that's about the best you're gonna do. But, I should tell you, there are two things that really have us on edge right now. In the last six months seizures have tripled, even though we're pulling over the same number of cars. What does that tell you?",That triple the amount of stuff is going through.
That triple the amount of stuff is going through.,"Right. But, that's not the biggest problem. One of our Intel officers picked up information from DEA that traffickers have come up with a process, a chemical process, to turn coke into something else. It doesn't smell like coke. It doesn't look like coke. And what's worse, it doesn't react to field test. It could be anything. Maybe it's already happening. I mean, how would we know?"
Who the do you think you are? Where the do you think you are? Why the do you think I shouldn't just put you in a dumpster?,I have money --
I have money --,I got money.
I got money.,I'll pay you a thousand dollars. I have it in my wallet.
I'll pay you a thousand dollars. I have it in my wallet.,"I want your money, I'll take your money."
"I want your money, I'll take your money.",Just tell me where she is.
"I don't know, maybe we missed her.","I can't believe you used to bring my daughter here, to this place."
"I can't believe you used to bring my daughter here, to this place.","Hey man, back the up. To this place. What's that Right now, all over this country, a hundred thousand white people from the suburbs are driving around downtown asking every black person they see, You got any drugs? You know where I can get drugs? What kind of effect you think this has on the psyche of a black person, on their possibilities? If you sent a hundred thousand black people into your neighborhood, Indian Hills, and they asked every white person they saw, hey, you got any drugs?, within a day, your friends and their kids would be selling. It's market forces, man. The product's marked up three hundred percent. You can go out on the street and make five hundred bucks in two hours and then do whatever you want for the rest of the day. You think white people would still be going to law school?"
Salazar's been taken down. He was working for Porfirio Madrigal.,What? I thought Madrigal was dead. I thought it was verified.
What? I thought Madrigal was dead. I thought it was verified.,"Apparently not. Look, it's a storm here right now. When are you coming back? I don't know what to tell people any more."
"Apparently not. Look, it's a storm here right now. When are you coming back? I don't know what to tell people any more.",I'll get there as soon as I can.
I'll get there as soon as I can.,"If we're moving the press conference, we need to do it now. Are you all right?"
"He died in a liposuction surgery, right?","Right. Now it's used by somebody from the Juarez Cartel, one of his lieutenants... Who knows? Every day there's birthday party. At first I thought they must have three hundred children, then I realized they're taunting us. Three miles away and we can't touch them. Ha, ha, ha."
What do we do? Okay. Bowman's turning blue. Doctor. We need a doctor.,Your dad's a doctor. Call him --
Your dad's a doctor. Call him --,"He's a research doctor. You're dad's a doctor, too --"
"He's a research doctor. You're dad's a doctor, too --",What kind of research?
What kind of research?,"Mapping the pig genome. We'll call your dad, he's a neurosurgeon --"
"Mapping the pig genome. We'll call your dad, he's a neurosurgeon --",It's three a.m. I'm not supposed to be here. I snuck out --
What?,The cards. The last thing I said to you was mind the cards.
The cards. The last thing I said to you was mind the cards.,"Well, I've not brought them."
"Well, I've not brought them.",It's boring after a while without the cards.
It's boring after a while without the cards.,"Well, I've not brought them."
"Well, I've not brought them.",It's boring after a while without the cards.
It's boring after a while without the cards.,I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.,"Bit late, like."
"Bit late, like.","Well, why didn't you bring them?"
"Well, why didn't you bring them?","Because I told you to do that, you doss"
"Because I told you to do that, you doss",Christ.
I'll be right after you.,"You'll never catch us, you flabby Right, see, when I come back --"
For fuck's sake.,"Sorry, mate, I'll get you another."
"Sorry, mate, I'll get you another.","All down my front, you idiot."
"All down my front, you idiot.","Look, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it."
"Look, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it.","Sorry's no going to dry me off, you"
"Hey, I'm wanting a bet put on.",Can you not go yourself.
Can you not go yourself.,I'm a fugitive from the law. I can't be seen on the streets. Now watch my lips. Kempton Park. Two-thirty. Five pounds to win. Bad Boy.
I'm no a buftie and that's the end of it.,"Let's face it, it could have been wonderful."
"Yes, you do. I've seen your statement.",Jesus.
Jesus.,"Two thousand, one hundred and thirty- three pounds."
"Two thousand, one hundred and thirty- three pounds.","Four kilos. That's what -- Ten years' worth? Russian sailors? Mikey Forrester? What the are you on these days? You've been to jail, Spud, so what's the deal -- like it so much you want to go back again?"
"This was his nightmare. The dodgiest scam in a lifetime of dodgie scams being perpetrated with three of the most useless and unreliable in town. I knew what was going on in his mind: any trouble in London and he would dump us immediately, one way or another. He had to. If he got caught with a bagful of on top of that armed robbery he was going down for fifteen to twenty. Begbie was hard, but not so hard that he didn't it off twenty years in Saughton.",Did you bring the cards?
Buy yourself that island in the sun?,"For four grand? One palm tree, a couple of rocks, and a sewage outflow."
"Cool down, Franco. The guy's sorry.",Not sorry enough for being a
I bet Lizzy told him where to put it.,"Exactly. I'm not wanting a cat, she says. Get to right. So there's Tommy stuck with this kitten. You can imagine what happened. The thing was neglected, and all over the place. Tommy was lying around out of his eyeballs on smack or downers. He didn't know you could get toxoplasmosis from cat"
"Exactly. I'm not wanting a cat, she says. Get to right. So there's Tommy stuck with this kitten. You can imagine what happened. The thing was neglected, and all over the place. Tommy was lying around out of his eyeballs on smack or downers. He didn't know you could get toxoplasmosis from cat",I didn't either. What the is it?
"What do you mean, it's 'gone'? Where has it gone, Tommy?",It'll be here somewhere. I might have returned it by mistake.
It'll be here somewhere. I might have returned it by mistake.,"Returned it? Where? To the video shop, Tommy? To the video store? So every punter in Edinburgh is jerking off to our video? Tommy, I feel sick."
"Good luck, Spud.",Cheers.
Cheers.,Now remember --
Now remember --,Yeah.
Yeah.,"If they think you're not trying, you're in trouble. First hint of that, they'll be on to the DSS, 'This cunt's no trying' and your Giro is finished, right?"
"If they think you're not trying, you're in trouble. First hint of that, they'll be on to the DSS, 'This cunt's no trying' and your Giro is finished, right?",Right.
Right.,But try too hard --
But try too hard --,And you might get the job.
And you might get the job.,Exactly.
Exactly.,Nightmare.
Nightmare.,"It's a tightrope, Spud, a tightrope."
"It's a tightrope, Spud, a tightrope.","My problem is that I tend to clam up. I go dumb and I can't answer any questions at all. Nerves on the big occasion, like a footballer."
"My problem is that I tend to clam up. I go dumb and I can't answer any questions at all. Nerves on the big occasion, like a footballer.",Try this.
All I'm trying to do is help you understand that The Name of the Rose is merely a blip on an otherwise uninterrupted downward trajectory.,What about The Untouchables?
What about The Untouchables?,I don't rate that at all.
I don't rate that at all.,Despite the Academy award?
Despite the Academy award?,That means all. The sympathy vote.
That means all. The sympathy vote.,Right. So we all get old and then we can't hack it any more. Is that it?
Right. So we all get old and then we can't hack it any more. Is that it?,Yeah.
Yeah.,That's your theory?
That's your theory?,"Yeah, Beautifully illustrated."
"Yeah, Beautifully illustrated.",Give me the gun.
"I think Allison had been screaming all day, but it hadn't really registered before. She might have been screaming for a week for all I knew. It's been days since I've heard anyone speak, though surely someone must have said something in all that time, surely to someone must have.","What's wrong, Allison?"
"Oh, Sick Boy reaches out to Allison.","It wasn't my baby. She wasn't my baby. Baby Dawn. She wasn't mine. Spud's? Swanney's? Sick Boy's? I don't know. Maybe Allison knew. Maybe not. I wished I could think of something to say, something sympathetic, something human."
"It wasn't my baby. She wasn't my baby. Baby Dawn. She wasn't mine. Spud's? Swanney's? Sick Boy's? I don't know. Maybe Allison knew. Maybe not. I wished I could think of something to say, something sympathetic, something human.","Say something, Mark, say something --"
"Say something, Mark, say something --",I'm cooking' up. There is a silence.
Eughh. Sounds horrible.,It wasn't that bad.
It wasn't that bad.,Did he -- you know?
Did he -- you know?,What?
What?,You know.
You know.,"No, he didn't make me touch it."
"No, he didn't make me touch it.","Oh no, don't even mention it."
"Oh no, don't even mention it.",He made me lick it.
He made me lick it.,you're sick.
you're sick.,"And I got a stitch stuck between my teeth, my head back and the whole stump fell off."
"And I got a stitch stuck between my teeth, my head back and the whole stump fell off.",Cut it out.
Cut it out.,When are you going to visit him?
When are you going to visit him?,Don't know. Maybe Thursday.
Don't know. Maybe Thursday.,You're a real mate. And what about Tommy? Have you been to see him yet?
"you. OK, so Tommy's got the virus. Bad news, big deal. The gig goes on, or hadn't you noticed? Swanney his leg up. Well, tough but it could have been worse.",You're all hear.
You're all hear.,"I know a couple of addicts. wee lassies. I feed them what they need. A little bit of to keep them happy while the punters line up at a fiver a skull. It's easy money for me. Not exactly a fortune, but I'm thinking, 'I should be coining it here.' Less more Swanney's right. Get clean, get into dealing, that's where the future lies. Set up some contacts, get a good load of punt it, profit. What do you think?"
"I know a couple of addicts. wee lassies. I feed them what they need. A little bit of to keep them happy while the punters line up at a fiver a skull. It's easy money for me. Not exactly a fortune, but I'm thinking, 'I should be coining it here.' Less more Swanney's right. Get clean, get into dealing, that's where the future lies. Set up some contacts, get a good load of punt it, profit. What do you think?",you.
you.,"And I'll tell you why. Because I'm fed up to my back teeth with losers, no-hopers, draftpacks, schemies, junkies and the like. I'm getting on with life. What are you doing?"
I can't believe you did that.,"I got a good price for it. Rents, I need the money."
"I got a good price for it. Rents, I need the money.",It was my television.
It was my television.,"Well, Christ, if I'd known you were going to get so humpty about it, I wouldn't have bothered. Are you going to eat that?"
What was your price?,Four Grand.
Four Grand.,But you don't have the money?
But you don't have the money?,We're two thousand short.
We're two thousand short.,That's tough.
That's tough.,"Come on, Mark, every knows you've been saving up down in London."
"Come on, Mark, every knows you've been saving up down in London.","Sorry, boys, I don't have two thousand pounds."
Great.,"And see when I get out of here. I've got plans. Going to get myself straightened out and head off to Thailand, where women really know how to treat a guy. See, out there you can live like a king if you've got white skin and a few crisp tenners in your pocket. No problem."
"And see when I get out of here. I've got plans. Going to get myself straightened out and head off to Thailand, where women really know how to treat a guy. See, out there you can live like a king if you've got white skin and a few crisp tenners in your pocket. No problem.",Sure.
Sure.,"The strategy is this: get clean, get mobile, get into dealing, and this time next year I'll be watching the rising sun with a posse of oriental buttocks parked on my coupon."
"The strategy is this: get clean, get mobile, get into dealing, and this time next year I'll be watching the rising sun with a posse of oriental buttocks parked on my coupon.","Sounds great, Swanney."
"Sounds great, Swanney.",Yeah.
Yeah.,You'll have to send us a postcard.
You'll have to send us a postcard.,"Sure will, pal, sure will."
How's it going with Gail?,No joy yet.
No joy yet.,How long is it?
How long is it?,Six weeks.
Six weeks.,Six weeks!
Six weeks!,It's a nightmare. She told me she didn't want our relationship to start on a physical basis as that is how it would be principally defined from then on in.
It's a nightmare. She told me she didn't want our relationship to start on a physical basis as that is how it would be principally defined from then on in.,Where did she come up with that?
Where did she come up with that?,She read it in Cosmopolitan.
She read it in Cosmopolitan.,Six weeks and no
Six weeks and no,"I've got balls like watermelons, I'm telling you."
"Useless that's what she called me. I told her, I'm sorry, but theses things happen. Let's put it behind us.",That's fair enough.
That's fair enough.,"Yes, but then she finds out I've bought a ticket for Iggy Pop the same night."
"Yes, but then she finds out I've bought a ticket for Iggy Pop the same night.",Went ballistic?
Went ballistic?,"Big time. Absolutely radge. 'It's me or Iggy Pop, time to decide.'"
"Big time. Absolutely radge. 'It's me or Iggy Pop, time to decide.'",So what's it going to be?
So what's it going to be?,"Well, I've paid for the ticket."
What do you see as your main strengths?,"I love people. All people. Even people that no one else loves, I think they're OK, you know. Like Beggars."
"I love people. All people. Even people that no one else loves, I think they're OK, you know. Like Beggars.",Homeless people?
Homeless people?,"No, not homeless people. Beggars, Francis Begbie -- one of my mates. I wouldn't say my best mate, I mean, sometimes the boy goes over the score, like one time when we -- me and him -- were having a laugh and all of a sudden he's gubbed me in the face, right --"
"No, not homeless people. Beggars, Francis Begbie -- one of my mates. I wouldn't say my best mate, I mean, sometimes the boy goes over the score, like one time when we -- me and him -- were having a laugh and all of a sudden he's gubbed me in the face, right --","Mr. Murphy, {leaving your friend aside,} do you see yourself as having any weaknesses?"
"Mr. Murphy, {leaving your friend aside,} do you see yourself as having any weaknesses?","No. Well, yes. I have to admit it: I'm a perfectionist. For me, it's the best or nothing at all. If things go badly, I can't be bothered, but I have a good feeling about this interview. Seems to me like it's gone pretty well. We've touched on a lot of subjects, a lot of things to think about, for all of us."
"Damnit, Spock. damnit!","Captain, what have I done -"
"Captain, what have I done -",What you have done is betray every man on this ship.
What you have done is betray every man on this ship.,Worse. I have betrayed you. I do not expect you to forgive me.
Worse. I have betrayed you. I do not expect you to forgive me.,Forgive you? I ought to knock you on your
Forgive you? I ought to knock you on your,If you think it would help.
"I hope you've enjoyed being a command program, Sark. I wonder how you'll like working in a pocket calculator... maybe one of those watches that plays ""Happy Birthday"" to its User once a year.","Now, sir... We did take care of that User you sent us --"
"Now, sir... We did take care of that User you sent us --","Yes, and now you've got two renegade programs running all the over the system in a stolen simulation."
"Yes, and now you've got two renegade programs running all the over the system in a stolen simulation.","We'll get them, sir... These things take time."
"We'll get them, sir... These things take time.","I don't have time, Sark. And neither do you. End of line."
"Dana, Mr. Hardy called. Why weren't you in class today?","He lies! I was there! I was in the nurse's office, cause I had a headache."
"He lies! I was there! I was in the nurse's office, cause I had a headache.",You seem fine now.
You seem fine now.,Great! You're going to believe that dweeb Mr. Hardy over your own daughter.
Great! You're going to believe that dweeb Mr. Hardy over your own daughter.,"I'm not sure what to believe anymore, young lady. You never used to lie to me. But lately you don't seem to know the difference between right and wrong."
Son of a,What?
Helen's going to be,"See, that's the problem with terrorists. They're really inconsiderate when it comes to people's schedules."
"Yeah, and we do it twenty times a day. Don't give me that Just put on the taps. Now.","Sure, Harry. I'm on it."
"--you tell the son of this is Bright Boy Alert. Repeat, a Bright Boy Alert. And I need a patch of the White House ASAP. That's right--","... the Coast Guard has to clear them back to a twenty mile radius. Anybody that can't make the minimum safe distance we need an airlift on, immediately--"
"... well get the Highway Patrol to go through the streets and tell everybody on their loudspeakers. Just the basics... get away from windows, don't look at it... yeah--",Here they come.
"So last night was pretty exciting, huh?","What? Oh, the flat tire? Yeah, I thought the towtruck was never going to get there."
17 years.,My Have you had to... have with other women in the line of duty?
My Have you had to... have with other women in the line of duty?,I don't take those assignments.
I don't take those assignments.,What about Juno?
What about Juno?,"She's really a fox, isn't she?"
"She's really a fox, isn't she?",Did you pork her Harry?
Did you pork her Harry?,No. But I wanted to.
No. But I wanted to.,"Are you a total lying, scumsucking pig Harry?"
"Are you a total lying, scumsucking pig Harry?",Looks that way.
Oh,"Wait here. If you have to use this, use it. Don't choke. Okay?"
"Okay, just ask yourself. What do women really want? You take these bored housewives, married to the same guy for years. Stuck in a rut. They need some release. The promise of adventure. A hint of danger. I create that for them.",So you're basically lying your off the whole time? I couldn't do it.
So you're basically lying your off the whole time? I couldn't do it.,"Well, think of it as playing a role. It's fantasy. You have to work on their dreams. Get them out of their daily suburban grind for a few hours."
"Well, think of it as playing a role. It's fantasy. You have to work on their dreams. Get them out of their daily suburban grind for a few hours.","Isn't that hard to keep up, in the long run?"
"Isn't that hard to keep up, in the long run?","Doesn't matter. I like change. You know, constant turnover. As soon as I close the deal, it's one of two more times, then adios."
"Doesn't matter. I like change. You know, constant turnover. As soon as I close the deal, it's one of two more times, then adios.",Use 'em and lose 'em.
Use 'em and lose 'em.,"Exactly. The trick is, you gotta pick your target. They have to be nice little housewife types. School-teachers. But, I'm telling you, you get their pilot lit, these babes, they can start a leaf-blower."
"Exactly. The trick is, you gotta pick your target. They have to be nice little housewife types. School-teachers. But, I'm telling you, you get their pilot lit, these babes, they can start a leaf-blower.",What about the husbands?
What about the husbands?,"Dickless. If they took care of * business, I'd be out of business, know what I mean?"
"Dickless. If they took care of * business, I'd be out of business, know what I mean?",Those idiots.
What does she do?,Some kinda legal secretary of something. Married to some boring
It's a good thing you pay me well.,"Do you realize that there are surveillance teams watching this place right now? Your phones are almost certainly tapped. And you are busy laughing and flirting like a with this Renquist, who may be a--"
"Do you realize that there are surveillance teams watching this place right now? Your phones are almost certainly tapped. And you are busy laughing and flirting like a with this Renquist, who may be a--",No. He checked out okay--
I'm pretty hungry. When I went to the store I was gonna get some Ding-Dongs.,"Well, that we'll get some real food. What would taste good. What do you think would taste good?"
"... when my mom went into labor, my dad panicked. He never had a kid before, and crashed the car. Now, picture this: their car's demolished, crowd is starting to gather, my mom is yelling, going into contractions, and my dad, who was losing it before, is now completely screaming yellow zonkers. Then, out of nowhere, as if from thin air, this big giant bus appears, and the bus-driver says, ""Get her in here."". He forgot all about his route and just drove straight to the hospital. So, because he was such a nice guy, they wanted to name the baby after him, as a sign of gratitude. Well, his name was Waldo, and no matter how grateful they were, even if I'da been a boy, they would't call me Waldo. So they asked Waldo where he was from. And, so there you go.",And here we are.
"Oh, look what happened. Oh I'm so sorry. Are you OK?",Yeah. I'm fine. It didn't hurt.
Yeah. I'm fine. It didn't hurt.,I'm the clumsiest person in the world.
I'm the clumsiest person in the world.,It's OK. Don't worry about it. Accidents happen.
It's OK. Don't worry about it. Accidents happen.,What a wonderful philosophy. Thanks for being such a sweetheart. You could have been a real
Great movie. Action-packed!,Does Sonny kick or does Sonny kick
Does Sonny kick or does Sonny kick,Sonny kicks
Sonny kicks,"You shoulda saw the first original uncut version of the ""Streetfighter"". It was the only movie up to that time rated X for violence. But we just saw the R."
"You shoulda saw the first original uncut version of the ""Streetfighter"". It was the only movie up to that time rated X for violence. But we just saw the R.","If that was the R, I'd love to see the X."
"If that was the R, I'd love to see the X.","My name is Clarence, and what is yours?"
"My name is Clarence, and what is yours?",Alabama Whitman. Pleased to meet ya.
Alabama Whitman. Pleased to meet ya.,Is that your real name? Really?
Is that your real name? Really?,"That's my real name, really. I got proof. See."
You're a,"I'm a call girl. There's a difference, ya know. I don't know. Maybe there's not. That place you took me to last night, that comic book place."
"I'm a call girl. There's a difference, ya know. I don't know. Maybe there's not. That place you took me to last night, that comic book place.","""Heroes For Sale""?"
"""Heroes For Sale""?","Yeah, that one. Somebody who works there arranged to have me meet you."
"Yeah, that one. Somebody who works there arranged to have me meet you.",Who?
Who?,"I don't know. I didn't talk with them. The plan was for me to bump into you, pick you up, spend the night, and skip out after you fell asleep. I was gonna write you a note and say that this was my last day in America. That I was leaving on a plane this morning up to Ukraine to marry a rich millionaire, and thank you for making my last day in America my best day."
"I don't know. I didn't talk with them. The plan was for me to bump into you, pick you up, spend the night, and skip out after you fell asleep. I was gonna write you a note and say that this was my last day in America. That I was leaving on a plane this morning up to Ukraine to marry a rich millionaire, and thank you for making my last day in America my best day.",That dazzling imagination.
That dazzling imagination.,"It's over on the TV. All it says is: ""Dear Clarence."" I couldn't write anymore. I didn't not want to ever see you again. In fact, it's not to ever see you again. Las night... I don't know... I felt... I hadn't had that much fun since Girl Scouts. So I just said, ""Alabama, come clean, Let him know what's what, and if he tells you to go yourself then go back to Drexl and yourself."""
"It's over on the TV. All it says is: ""Dear Clarence."" I couldn't write anymore. I didn't not want to ever see you again. In fact, it's not to ever see you again. Las night... I don't know... I felt... I hadn't had that much fun since Girl Scouts. So I just said, ""Alabama, come clean, Let him know what's what, and if he tells you to go yourself then go back to Drexl and yourself.""",Who and what is a Drexl?
Who and what is a Drexl?,My
My,You have a
You have a,Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.,A real live
A real live,Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.,Is he black?
Is he black?,"He thinks he is. He says his mother was Apache, but I suspect he's lying."
"He thinks he is. He says his mother was Apache, but I suspect he's lying.",Is he nice?
Is he nice?,"Well, I wouldn't go so far as to call him nice, but he's treated me pretty decent. But I've only been there about four days. He got a little rough with Arlene the other day."
"Well, I wouldn't go so far as to call him nice, but he's treated me pretty decent. But I've only been there about four days. He got a little rough with Arlene the other day.",What did he do to Arlene?
What did he do to Arlene?,Slapped her around a little. Punched her in the stomch. It was pretty scary.
Slapped her around a little. Punched her in the stomch. It was pretty scary.,This sounds charming!
"it, Alabama, you gotta get the outta there! How much longer before he's slappin' you around? Punchin' you in the stomach? How the did you get hooked up with a like this in the first place?","At the bus station. He said I'd be a perfect call girl. And that he knew an agency in California that, on his recommendation, would handle me. They have a very exclusive clientele: movie stars, big businessmen, total white-collar. And all the girls in the agency get a grand a night. At least five hundred. They drive Porsches, live in condos, have stockbrokers, carry beepers, you know, like Nancy Allen in ""Dressed to Kill"". And when I was ready he'd call 'em, give me a plane ticket, and send me on my way. He says he makes a nice finder's fee for finding them hot prospects. But no one's gonna pay a grand a night for a girl who doesn't know whether to or wind her watch. So what I'm doin' for Drexl now is just sorta learnin' the ropes. It seemed like a lotta fun, but I don't really like it much, till last night. You were only my third trick, but you didn't feel like a trick. Since it was a secret, I just pretended I was on a date. An, um, I guess I want a second date."
"At the bus station. He said I'd be a perfect call girl. And that he knew an agency in California that, on his recommendation, would handle me. They have a very exclusive clientele: movie stars, big businessmen, total white-collar. And all the girls in the agency get a grand a night. At least five hundred. They drive Porsches, live in condos, have stockbrokers, carry beepers, you know, like Nancy Allen in ""Dressed to Kill"". And when I was ready he'd call 'em, give me a plane ticket, and send me on my way. He says he makes a nice finder's fee for finding them hot prospects. But no one's gonna pay a grand a night for a girl who doesn't know whether to or wind her watch. So what I'm doin' for Drexl now is just sorta learnin' the ropes. It seemed like a lotta fun, but I don't really like it much, till last night. You were only my third trick, but you didn't feel like a trick. Since it was a secret, I just pretended I was on a date. An, um, I guess I want a second date.","Thank you. I wanna see you again too. And again, and again, and again. Bama, I know we haven't known each other long, but my parents went together all throughout high school, and they still got a divorce. So, it, you wanna marry me?"
"Thank you. I wanna see you again too. And again, and again, and again. Bama, I know we haven't known each other long, but my parents went together all throughout high school, and they still got a divorce. So, it, you wanna marry me?",What?
What?,Will you be my wife?
Yes.,You will?
You will?,You better not be teasing me.
You better not be teasing me.,You better not be fuckin' teasin' me.
"Look, sweetheart, he scares you. But I'm not scared of that He can't touch you now. You're completely out of his reach. He poses absolutely no threat to us. So, if he doesn't matter, which he doesn't, it would be to lose your things, now wouldn't it?",You don't know him -
You don't know him -,You don't know me. Not when it comes to like this. I have to do this. I need for you to know you can count on me to protect you. Now write down the address.
"But knowin' me and you gonna be gives me a whole new outlook. I love airports now. Me 'n' you can get on any one of those planes out there, and go anywhere we ant.","You ain't kiddin', we got lives to start over, we should go somewhere where we can really start from scatch."
"You ain't kiddin', we got lives to start over, we should go somewhere where we can really start from scatch.","I been in America all my life. I'm due for a change. I wanna see what TV in other countries is like. Besides, it's more dramatic. Where should we fly off to, my little turtledove?"
"I been in America all my life. I'm due for a change. I wanna see what TV in other countries is like. Besides, it's more dramatic. Where should we fly off to, my little turtledove?",Cancoon.
Cancoon.,Why Cancoon?
Why Cancoon?,"It's got a nice ring to it. It sounds like a movie. ""Clarence and Alabama Go to Cancoon"". Don't 'cha think?"
"It's got a nice ring to it. It sounds like a movie. ""Clarence and Alabama Go to Cancoon"". Don't 'cha think?","But in my movie, baby, you get the top billing."
you smoke enough sherm your dumb ass'll do a lot a crazy things. So you won't eat you be up there suckin' niggers' dicks.,Heard that.
get real. You touch Jayne Kennedy she'll have you in Wayne County so fast -,"back off, you ain't beatin' Now what would you do."
"Hold on a second, Big D. You sayin' you eat",I eat everything. I eat I eat the butt. I eat every motherfuckin' thang.
Go on laugh. You look like you be eatin' You got mugs. Now if a wants to get his he's got to do a bunch of,So you do eat
So you do eat,Naw naw!
Naw naw!,"You don't like it, but you eat that He eats it."
What?,Can you live with it?
Can you live with it?,Live with what?
Live with what?,With that walkin' around breathin' the same air as you? And gettin' away with it every day. Are you haunted?
With that walkin' around breathin' the same air as you? And gettin' away with it every day. Are you haunted?,Yeah.
Yeah.,You wanna get unhaunted?
You wanna get unhaunted?,Yeah.
Yeah.,Then shoot 'em. Shoot 'em in the face. And feed that boy to the dogs.
Then shoot 'em. Shoot 'em in the face. And feed that boy to the dogs.,I can't believe what you're tellin' me.
I can't believe what you're tellin' me.,I ain't tellin' ya nothin'. I'm just sayin' what I'd do.
I ain't tellin' ya nothin'. I'm just sayin' what I'd do.,You'd really do that?
You'd really do that?,He don't got no right to live.
He don't got no right to live.,"Look, Elvis, he is hauntin' me. He doesn't deserve to live. And I do want to him. But I don't wanna go to jail for the rest of my life."
"Look, Elvis, he is hauntin' me. He doesn't deserve to live. And I do want to him. But I don't wanna go to jail for the rest of my life.",I don't blame you.
I don't blame you.,If I thought I could get away with it -
If I thought I could get away with it -,"Killin' 'em's the hard part. Gettin' away with it's the easy part. Whaddaya think the cops do when a pimp's killed? Burn the midnight oil tryin' to find who done it? They couldn't give a flyin' if all the pimps in the whole wide world took two in the back of the fuckin' head. If you don't get caught at the scene with the smokin' gun in your hand, you got away with it."
How do you think I'm doin' with Lee?,Are you kiddin'? He loves you.
Are you kiddin'? He loves you.,You don't think I'm kissin' his do you?
You don't think I'm kissin' his do you?,"You're tellin' him what he wants to hear, but that ain't the same thing as kissin' his"
"You're tellin' him what he wants to hear, but that ain't the same thing as kissin' his","I'm not lyin' to him. I mean it. I loved ""Coming Home in a Body Bag""."
"I'm not lyin' to him. I mean it. I loved ""Coming Home in a Body Bag"".","That's why it doesn't come across as because it's genuine, and he can see that."
Where the is that,She's with me.
She's with me.,Who the are you?
Who the are you?,I'm her husband.
I'm her husband.,Well. That makes us practically related. Bring your on in.
"Grab a seat there, boy. Want some dinner? Grab yourself an egg roll. We got everything here from a diddle-eyed-Joe to a damned-if-I-know.",No thanks.
No thanks.,"No thanks? What does that mean? Means you ate before you came down here? All full. Is that it? Naw, I don't think so. I think you're too scared to be eatin'. Now, see we're sittin' down here, ready to negotiate, and you've already given up your I'm still a mystery to you. But I know exactly where your is comin' from. See, if I asked you if you wanted some dinner and you grabbed an egg roll and started to chow down, I'd say to myself, ""This motherfucker's carryin' on like he ain't got a care in the world. Who know? Maybe he don't. Maybe this fool's such a bad he don't got to worry about nothin', he just sit down, eat my Chinese, watch my TV."" See? You ain't even sat down yet. On that TV there, since you been in the room, is a woman with her hangin' out, and you ain't even bothered to look. You just been starin' at me. Now, I know I'm pretty, but I ain't as pretty as a couple of"
"Well, there's a story behind all that. I'll tell you when I see you. By the way, I won't be alone. I'm bringing my wife with me.",Get the outta here!
Get the outta here!,I'm a married man.
I'm a married man.,Get the outta here!
Get the outta here!,"Believe it or not, I actually tricked a girl into falling in love with me. I'm not quite sure how I did it. I'd hate to have to do it again. But I did it. Wanna say hi to my better half?"
This can't be real.,It'll get ya high.
But you're an actor. I hear these Hollywood guys have it delivered to the set.,"Yeah, they do. And maybe when I start being a successful actor I'll know those guys. But most of the people I know are like me. They ain't got a to in or a window to throw it out of. Now, if you want to sell a little bit at a time -"
"Yeah, they do. And maybe when I start being a successful actor I'll know those guys. But most of the people I know are like me. They ain't got a to in or a window to throw it out of. Now, if you want to sell a little bit at a time -",No way! The whole enchilada in one shot.
No way! The whole enchilada in one shot.,Do you have any idea how difficult that's gonna be?
Do you have any idea how difficult that's gonna be?,I'm offering a half a million dollars worth of white for two hundred thousand. How difficult can that be?
I'm offering a half a million dollars worth of white for two hundred thousand. How difficult can that be?,"It's difficult because you're sellin' it to a particular group. Big shots. cats. Guys who can use that kind of quantity. Guys who can afford two hundred thousand. Basically, guys I don't know. You don't know. And, more important, they don't know you. I did talk with one guy who could possibly help you."
"It's difficult because you're sellin' it to a particular group. Big shots. cats. Guys who can use that kind of quantity. Guys who can afford two hundred thousand. Basically, guys I don't know. You don't know. And, more important, they don't know you. I did talk with one guy who could possibly help you.",Is he big league?
Is he big league?,He's nothing. He's in my acting class. But he works as an assistant to a very powerful movie producer named Lee Donowitz. I thought Donowitz could be interested in a deal like this. He could use it. He could afford it.
He's nothing. He's in my acting class. But he works as an assistant to a very powerful movie producer named Lee Donowitz. I thought Donowitz could be interested in a deal like this. He could use it. He could afford it.,What'd'ya tell 'em?
What'd'ya tell 'em?,Hardly anything. I wasn't sure from your letter what was and what wasn't.
Hardly anything. I wasn't sure from your letter what was and what wasn't.,What's this acting class guy's name?
What's this acting class guy's name?,Elliot.
Elliot.,Elliot what?
Elliot what?,Elliot Blitzer.
Elliot Blitzer.,"OK, call 'im up and arrange a meeting, so we can get through all the getting to know you stuff."
"OK, call 'im up and arrange a meeting, so we can get through all the getting to know you stuff.",Where?
Where?,The zoo.
The zoo.,The zoo. What are you waiting for?
The zoo. What are you waiting for?,Would you just shut up a minute and let me think?
Would you just shut up a minute and let me think?,What's to think about?
What's to think about?,Shut up! First you come waltzing into my life after two years. You're married. You killed a guy.
Shut up! First you come waltzing into my life after two years. You're married. You killed a guy.,Two guys.
Two guys.,"Two guys. Now you want me to help you with some big drug deal. Clarence, you killed somebody and you're blowin' it off like it don't mean"
"Two guys. Now you want me to help you with some big drug deal. Clarence, you killed somebody and you're blowin' it off like it don't mean","Don't expect me to be all broken up over poor Drexl. I think he was a fuckin', freeloadin', parasitic scumbag, and he got exactly what he deserved. I got no pity for a mad dog like that. I think I should get a merit badge or somethin'."
"Yeah, well if we got lost, it's your Come on, Clarence, lets go. Elliot's going to meet us in the lobby.",I'm just makin' sure we got everything. You got yours?
"I got the part on ""T.J. Hooker"".",No that's great!
I'd Elvis.,Really?
Really?,When he was alive. I wouldn't him now.
When he was alive. I wouldn't him now.,"I don't blame you. So we'd both Elvis. It's nice to meet people with common interests, isn't it?"
What?,Do I look like a beautiful blond with big and an that tastes like French vanilla ice-cream?
Do I look like a beautiful blond with big and an that tastes like French vanilla ice-cream?,"No. No, you don't."
"No. No, you don't.",Then why are you telling me all this just so you can me?
"Get it straight, Lee isn't into taking risks. He deals with a couple of guys, and he's been dealing with them for years. They're reliable. They're dependable. And, they're safe.","Riddle me this, Batman. If you're all so much in love with each other, what the are you doing here? I'm sure you got better things to do with your time than walk around in circles starin' up a panther's Your guy's interested because with that much at his fingertips he can play Joe fuckin' Hollywood till the wheels come off. He can sell it, he can snort it, he can play Santa Claus with it. At the price he's payin', he'll be everybody's best friend. And, you know, that's what we're talkin' about here. I'm not puttin' him down. Hey, let him run wild. Have a ball, it's his money. But, don't expect me to hang around forever waitin' for you guys to grow some guts."
"He says Wednesday at three o'clock at the Beverly Wilshire. He wants everybody there. He'll talk to you. If after talkin' to you he's convinced you're OK, he'll do business. If not, he'll say it and walk out the door. He also wants a sample bag.",No problems on both counts.
Don't you?,No.
No.,"Don't lie to me, You apparently think I'm the dumbest in the world! Don't you? Say: Clarence, you are without a doubt, the dumbest in the whole wide world. Say it!"
"Yeah, I subscribe. It's a pretty decent one.",Have you read the story on Elvis?
Have you read the story on Elvis?,No. Not yet.
No. Not yet.,"You know, I saw it on the stands, my first inclination was to buy it. But, I look at the price and say forget it, it's just gonna be the same old I ended up breaking down and buying it a few days later. Man, I was ever wrong."
"You know, I saw it on the stands, my first inclination was to buy it. But, I look at the price and say forget it, it's just gonna be the same old I ended up breaking down and buying it a few days later. Man, I was ever wrong.","That good, huh?"
"I don't know, Clarence, ""Doctor Zhivago"" is a pretty big movie.","The biggest. The biggest movie you've ever dealt with, Lee. We're talkin' a lot of film. A man'd have ta be an idiot not to be a little cautious about a movie like that. And Lee, you're no idiot."
"But the bottom line is: I'm not Paramount. I have a select group of distributers I deal with. I buy their little movies. Accomplish what I wanna accomplish, end of story. Easy, business-like, very little risk.","Now that's Lee. Every time you buy one of those little movies it's a risk. I'm not sellin' you something that's gonna play two weeks, six weeks, then go straight to cable. This is ""Doctor Zhivago"". This'll be packin' 'em in for a year and a half. Two years! That's two years you don't have to work with anybody's movie but mine."
"Oh, Mr. Donowitz -","Lee, Clarence . Please don't insult me. Call me Lee."
"Lee, Clarence . Please don't insult me. Call me Lee.","OK, sorry, Lee. I just wanna tell you ""Coming Home in a Body Bag"" is one of my favorite movies. After ""Apocalypse Now"" I think it's the best Vietnam movie ever."
"OK, sorry, Lee. I just wanna tell you ""Coming Home in a Body Bag"" is one of my favorite movies. After ""Apocalypse Now"" I think it's the best Vietnam movie ever.","Thank you very much, Clarence."
"Thank you very much, Clarence.","You know, most movies that win a lot of Oscars, I can't stand. ""Sophie's Choice"", ""Ordinary People"", ""Kramer vs. Kramer"", ""Gandhi"". All that stuff is safe, geriatric, coffee-table dog"
"You know, most movies that win a lot of Oscars, I can't stand. ""Sophie's Choice"", ""Ordinary People"", ""Kramer vs. Kramer"", ""Gandhi"". All that stuff is safe, geriatric, coffee-table dog",I hear you talkin' Clarence. We park our cars in the same garage.
I hear you talkin' Clarence. We park our cars in the same garage.,Like that Merchant-Ivory clap-trap. All those assholes make are unwatchable movies from unreadable books.
Elliot tells me you're fronting for a dirty cop.,"Well, Elliot wasn't supposed to tell you anythin'. Thanks a lot, bigmouth. I knew you were a squid the moment I laid eyes on you. In my book, buddy, you're a piece of He's not a dirty cop, he's a good cop. He just saw his chance and he took it."
"Well, Elliot wasn't supposed to tell you anythin'. Thanks a lot, bigmouth. I knew you were a squid the moment I laid eyes on you. In my book, buddy, you're a piece of He's not a dirty cop, he's a good cop. He just saw his chance and he took it.",Why does he trust you?
Why does he trust you?,We grew up together.
We grew up together.,If you don't know why does he think you can sell it?
If you don't know why does he think you can sell it?,I bullshitted him.
What do you want from me?,What?
What?,Stop acting like an infant. You're here because you want me to help you in some way. What do you need from me? You need money?
Stop acting like an infant. You're here because you want me to help you in some way. What do you need from me? You need money?,Do you still have friends on the force?
Do you still have friends on the force?,"Yes, I still have friends on the force."
"Yes, I still have friends on the force.","Could you find out if they know anythin'? I don't know they know about us. But I don't wanna think, I wanna know. You could find out for sure what's goin' on. Daddy?"
"Could you find out if they know anythin'? I don't know they know about us. But I don't wanna think, I wanna know. You could find out for sure what's goin' on. Daddy?",What makes you think I could do that?
What makes you think I could do that?,You were a cop.
You were a cop.,What makes you think I would do that?
What makes you think I would do that?,I'm your son.
I'm your son.,"You got it all worked out, don't you?"
"You got it all worked out, don't you?","Look, goddamnit, I never asked you for a thing! I've tried to make your parental obligation as easy as possible. After Mom divorced you, did I ask you for anything? When I wouldn't see ya for six months to a year at a time, did you ever get your about it? No, it was always ""OK"", ""No problem"", ""You're a busy guy, I understand"". The whole time you were a did I ever point my finger at you and talk No! Everybody else did. I never did. You see, I know that you're just a bad parent. You're not really very good at it. But I know you love me. I'm basically a pretty resourceful guy. If I didn't really need it I wouldn't ask. And if you say no, don't worry about it. I'm gone. No problems."
"They have nothing. In fact, they think it's drug related.",Do tell. Why drug related?
Do tell. Why drug related?,"Apparently, Drexl had a big toe stuck in like that."
"Apparently, Drexl had a big toe stuck in like that.",No
No,Yeah. Drexl had an association with a fella named Blue Lou Boyle. Name mean anything to you?
Yeah. Drexl had an association with a fella named Blue Lou Boyle. Name mean anything to you?,Nope.
Nope.,"If you don't hang around in this circle, no reason it should."
"If you don't hang around in this circle, no reason it should.",Who is he?
Who is he?,"Gangster. Drug Dealer. Somebody you don't want on your Look, Clarence, the more I hear about this Drexl the more I think you did the right thing. That guy wasn't just some wild flake."
"Gangster. Drug Dealer. Somebody you don't want on your Look, Clarence, the more I hear about this Drexl the more I think you did the right thing. That guy wasn't just some wild flake.",That's what I've been tellin' ya. The guy was like a mad dog. So the cops aren't looking for me?
That's what I've been tellin' ya. The guy was like a mad dog. So the cops aren't looking for me?,"Naw, until they hear something better they'll assume Drexl and Blue Lou had a falling out. So, once you leave twon, I wouldn't worry about it."
"Do you know who I am, Mr. Worley?",I give up. Who are you?
I give up. Who are you?,"I'm the Anti-Christ. You get me in a vendetta kind of mood, you will tell the angels in heaven that you had never seen pure evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you. My name is Vincenzo Coccotti. I work as a counsel for Mr. Blue Lou Boyle, the man your son stole from. I hear you were once a cop so I assume you've heard od us before. Am I correct?"
"I'm the Anti-Christ. You get me in a vendetta kind of mood, you will tell the angels in heaven that you had never seen pure evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you. My name is Vincenzo Coccotti. I work as a counsel for Mr. Blue Lou Boyle, the man your son stole from. I hear you were once a cop so I assume you've heard od us before. Am I correct?",I've heard of Blue Lou Boyle.
I've heard of Blue Lou Boyle.,"I'm glad. Hopefully that will clear up the question you've been asking yourself. Now, we're gonna have a little Q and A, and, at the risk of sounding redundant, please make your answers genuine. Want a Chesterfield?"
"I'm glad. Hopefully that will clear up the question you've been asking yourself. Now, we're gonna have a little Q and A, and, at the risk of sounding redundant, please make your answers genuine. Want a Chesterfield?",No.
No.,I have a son of my own. About you boy's age. I can imagine how painful this must be for you. But Clarence and that girlfriend of his brought this all on themselves. And I implore you not to go down the road with 'em. You can always take comfort in the fact that you never had a choice.
I have a son of my own. About you boy's age. I can imagine how painful this must be for you. But Clarence and that girlfriend of his brought this all on themselves. And I implore you not to go down the road with 'em. You can always take comfort in the fact that you never had a choice.,"Look, I'd help ya if I could, but I haven't seen Clarence -"
I've seen him.,"Now I can't be sure of how much of what he told you. So in the chance you're in the dark about some of this, let me shed some light. That your boy hangs around with, her is an associate of mine, and I don't just mean pimpin', in other affairs he works for me in a courier capacity. Well, apparently, that dirty little found out when we're gonna do some business, 'cause your son, the cowboy and his flame, came in the room blastin' and didn't stop till they were pretty sure everybody was dead."
"Now I can't be sure of how much of what he told you. So in the chance you're in the dark about some of this, let me shed some light. That your boy hangs around with, her is an associate of mine, and I don't just mean pimpin', in other affairs he works for me in a courier capacity. Well, apparently, that dirty little found out when we're gonna do some business, 'cause your son, the cowboy and his flame, came in the room blastin' and didn't stop till they were pretty sure everybody was dead.",What are you talkin' about?
What are you talkin' about?,"I'm talkin' about a massacre. They snatched my narcotics and hightailed it outta there. Wouldda gotten away with it, but your son, that he is, left his driver's license in a dead guy's hand. A hiding in the commode filled in all the blanks."
"I'm talkin' about a massacre. They snatched my narcotics and hightailed it outta there. Wouldda gotten away with it, but your son, that he is, left his driver's license in a dead guy's hand. A hiding in the commode filled in all the blanks.",I don't believe you.
I don't believe you.,That's of minor importance. But what's of major fuckin' importance is that I believe you. Where did they go?
That's of minor importance. But what's of major fuckin' importance is that I believe you. Where did they go?,On their honeymoon.
On their honeymoon.,I'm gettin' angry askin' the same question a second time. Where did they go?
I'm gettin' angry askin' the same question a second time. Where did they go?,They didn't tell me.
"Oh, don't bother. I got one. So you're a Sicilian, huh?",Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.,"You know I read a lot. Especially things that have to do with history. I find that fascinating. In fact, I don't know if you know this or not, Sicilians were spawned by"
Come again?,"It's a fact. Sicilians have blood pumpin' through their hearts. If you don't believe me, look it up. You see, hundreds and hundreds of years ago the Moors conquered Sicily. And Moors are Way back then, Sicilians were like the wops in northern Italy. Blond hair, blue eyes. But, once the Moors moved in there, they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with the Sicilian women, they changed the blood-line for ever, from blond hair and blue eyes to black hair and dark skin. I find it absolutely amazing to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, Sicilians still carry that gene. I'm just quotin' history. It's a fact. It's written. Your ancestors were Your great, great, great, great, great-grandmother was by a and had a kid. That is a fact. Now tell me, am I lyin'?"
"Both you, idiots shut up, I can't understand Now, what's happened, what's going on, and what are you talking about?","Okee-dokee. It's like this, Krinkle; a patrol car stops this dork for speeding, they walk up to window and the guy's covered in coke. So they bring his in and me an' Nicholson go to work on him."
"Look, sunshine, we found a sandwich bag of uncut cocaine -",Not a tiny little vial -
Not a tiny little vial -,But a fuckin' baggie.
But a fuckin' baggie.,No don't sit here and feed us some
No don't sit here and feed us some,"You got caught. It's all fun and fuckin' games till you get caught. But now we gotcha. OK, Mr. Elliot actor, you've just made the big time -"
"You got caught. It's all fun and fuckin' games till you get caught. But now we gotcha. OK, Mr. Elliot actor, you've just made the big time -",You're no longer an extra -
You're no longer an extra -,Or a bit player -
Or a bit player -,Or a supporting actor -
Or a supporting actor -,You're a fuckin' star! And you're gonna be playin' your little one-man show nightly for the next two fuckin' years for a captive audience -
You're a fuckin' star! And you're gonna be playin' your little one-man show nightly for the next two fuckin' years for a captive audience -,But there is a bright side though. If you ever have to play a part of a guy who gets in the on a daily basis by throat-slitting you'll have so much experience to draw on -
But there is a bright side though. If you ever have to play a part of a guy who gets in the on a daily basis by throat-slitting you'll have so much experience to draw on -,"And just think, when you get out in a few years, you'll meet some girl, get married, and you'll be so understanding to your wife's needs, because you'll know what it's like to be a woman."
"And just think, when you get out in a few years, you'll meet some girl, get married, and you'll be so understanding to your wife's needs, because you'll know what it's like to be a woman.",'Course you'll wanna her in the just won't feed right anymore -
'Course you'll wanna her in the just won't feed right anymore -,"That is, of course, if you don't catch Aids from all your intrusions."
"Krinkle, this is it. We got it, man. And it's all ours. I mean talk about fallin' into somethin'. You shoulda seen it, it was beautiful. Dimes is hittin' him from the left about being in the by I'm hittin' him form the right about not likin' anymore, finally he starts cryin', and then it was all over -","Krinkle, you're lookin' at the two future cops of the month. We have it, and if I say we, I don't mean me and him, I'm referring to the whole department. Haven't had a decent bust this whole month. Well, we mighta come in like a lamb, but we're goin' out like a lion -"
Nicholson and I.,"Nicholson and I go to work on him. Now er know somthing's rotten in Denmark, 'cause this had a big bag, and it's uncut, too, so we're sweatin' him, trying to find out where he got it. Scarin' the outta him."
"Nicholson and I go to work on him. Now er know somthing's rotten in Denmark, 'cause this had a big bag, and it's uncut, too, so we're sweatin' him, trying to find out where he got it. Scarin' the outta him.","Which wasn't too hard, the guy was a real squid."
"Which wasn't too hard, the guy was a real squid.","So we got this guy scared shitless and he starts talkin'. And, Krinkle, you ain't gonna fuckin' believe it."
He knows.,How the could he know?
How the could he know?,He saw the wire.
He saw the wire.,How's he supposed to see the wire?
How's he supposed to see the wire?,He knows something's up.
What was I sayin'?,Rock
Rock,"You ain't seen nothin' like these rock They be young man. They got that fine young want the rock they be a freak for you. They give you hips, lips, and fingertips."
"I'll keep lover boy here entertained. You know the first thing I'll do when she gets here. I think I'll make her my and I'll come all in her face. I mean it ain't nuttin' new. She's done it before. But I want you as a audience. Marty, what the are you doin'?",I'm tryin' to find my jacket.
I'm tryin' to find my jacket.,Look in the hamper. Linda's been dumpin' everybody's stray clothes there lately.
get outta my face with that,"Naw man, I don't be eatin' that"
"Naw man, I don't be eatin' that",That's
"Naw man, that's some serious",you lie like a big dog.
"Preach on, Big D.","Look here. If I ever did eat some - I would never eat any - but, if I did eat some I sure as wouldn't tell no body. I'd be ashamed as a"
"Yeah, that's right, laugh. It's so funny, oh it's so funny. There used to be a time when sisters didn't know about gettin' their licked. Then the sixties came an' they started fuckin' around with white boys. And white boys are freaks for that -",- Because it's good!
- Because it's good!,"Then, after a while sisters use to gettin' their little eat. And because you white boys had to make pigs out of yourselves, you it up for every in the world everywhere."
Well you guys then! You guys are up!,"Why you trippin'? We jus' fuckin' with ya. But I wanna ask you a question. You with some fine I mean a brick - you're with Jayne Kennedy. You're with Jayne Kennedy and you say ""Bitch, my and then Jayne Kennedy says, ""First things first, I ain't suckin' till you bring your over here and lick my bush!"" Now, what do you say?"
"Why you trippin'? We jus' fuckin' with ya. But I wanna ask you a question. You with some fine I mean a brick - you're with Jayne Kennedy. You're with Jayne Kennedy and you say ""Bitch, my and then Jayne Kennedy says, ""First things first, I ain't suckin' till you bring your over here and lick my bush!"" Now, what do you say?","I tell Jayne Kennedy, ""Suck my or I'll beat your"
You tell Jayne Kennedy to it?,"If it came down to who eats who, skippy."
"If it came down to who eats who, skippy.","With that terrible mug of yours if Jayne Kennedy told you to eat her kiss her lick her feet, chow on her and her dog's you'd aim to please."
"I knew it! I knew it! I should have my head examined, driving like this! Kandi, you gotta help me.",What can I do?
You gotta hold this for me.,You must be high. Uh-huh. No way.
You must be high. Uh-huh. No way.,Just put it in your purse.
Just put it in your purse.,I'm not gonna put that in my purse.
I'm not gonna put that in my purse.,They won't search you. I promise. You haven't done anything.
They won't search you. I promise. You haven't done anything.,"No way, JosÈ."
"No way, JosÈ.","Please, they'll be here any minute. Just put it in your bra."
"Please, they'll be here any minute. Just put it in your bra.",I'm not wearing a bra.
I'm not wearing a bra.,Put it in your pants.
Put it in your pants.,No.
No.,You're the one who wanted to drive fast.
You're the one who wanted to drive fast.,Read my lips.
What was the Jew-boy's name?,"Donowitz, he said."
It's the kidnap woman -- the one who was with the guy who tied us up.,What's she doing?
What's she doing?,"She's drawing attention to us, that's what she's doing. ... I don't know what you're up to this time, Mason, but you're gonna get us in deep"
"I can't believe this is a coincidence, Mr. Cole. Have you been...following me?","You told me you'd help me. I know this isn't what you meant, but...I was desperate... no money...bum leg... sleeping on the streets. I probably smell bad. Sorry about that. But then I saw your book in a store window with a notice about your lecture. I can read, remember?"
"You told me you'd help me. I know this isn't what you meant, but...I was desperate... no money...bum leg... sleeping on the streets. I probably smell bad. Sorry about that. But then I saw your book in a store window with a notice about your lecture. I can read, remember?","Yes, I remember. Why do you want to go to Philadelphia?"
"Yes, I remember. Why do you want to go to Philadelphia?","It's the next step. I checked out the Baltimore information, it was nothing. It's Philadelphia, that's where they are, the ones who killed everyone. Zs that a radio? Does it play music?"
I don't have time to go upstairs. The police are looking for me. I need to know where it is and exactly what it is.,"I get it! This is your old plan, right?"
"I get it! This is your old plan, right?",Plan? What are you talking about?
Plan? What are you talking about?,"Remember? We were in the dayroom, watching TV, and you were all upset about the...desecration of the planet. And you said to me, ""Wouldn't it be great if there was a germ or a virus that could wipe out mankind and leave the plants and animals just as they are?"" You do remember that, don't you?"
"Remember? We were in the dayroom, watching TV, and you were all upset about the...desecration of the planet. And you said to me, ""Wouldn't it be great if there was a germ or a virus that could wipe out mankind and leave the plants and animals just as they are?"" You do remember that, don't you?",Bulishit! You're with my head!
Bulishit! You're with my head!,"And that's when I told you my father was this famous virologist and you said, ""Hey, he could make a germ and we could steal it!"""
"And that's when I told you my father was this famous virologist and you said, ""Hey, he could make a germ and we could steal it!""","Listen, you dumb The thing mutates We live underground! The world belongs to the dogs and cats. We're like moles or worms. All we want to do is study the original..."
"Me? Are you kiddin? You're the one! You were a hero, man. They gave you a pardon! And whadda you do? You come back and with your teeth! Wow!",How did you find me?
How did you find me?,"The phone call, man. The phone call."
"The phone call, man. The phone call.",The call I just made? Five minutes ago?
The call I just made? Five minutes ago?,"Hey, five minutes ago, thirty years ago! Yes, that phone call. I been in training for this a couple a months now -- ever since I got back from that... ""weird"" war we were in. You remember that? Here, take it, man! You could still be a hero if you'd cooperate!"
What...virus?,"She knew about it, Jeffrey. She knew you were going to try this."
"She knew about it, Jeffrey. She knew you were going to try this.","What virus are we talking about, Dad?"
"What virus are we talking about, Dad?","You're insane, Jeffrey."
"You're insane, Jeffrey.","You ""develop"" viruses and you're calling me insane? Typical. What does this virus attack? Don't tell me, you sick it doesn't matter. Have I ever ""developed"" a virus? Do I put helpless animals in cages and measure their reactions to electrical stimuli? Do I inject radioactive substances into living creatures and examine their bowel movements? Wow! And I'm crazy!"
"You ""develop"" viruses and you're calling me insane? Typical. What does this virus attack? Don't tell me, you sick it doesn't matter. Have I ever ""developed"" a virus? Do I put helpless animals in cages and measure their reactions to electrical stimuli? Do I inject radioactive substances into living creatures and examine their bowel movements? Wow! And I'm crazy!","Please tell me, Jeffrey, what exactly are you going to do? I don't have to tell you I'm afraid."
"Please tell me, Jeffrey, what exactly are you going to do? I don't have to tell you I'm afraid.","THIS IS A EXPERIMENT! YOU'RE OUR HELPLESS LITTLE TEST ANIMAL, DADDY. GOT THAT? NOW -- WHAT VIRUS HAVE YOU COME UP WITH, YOU DEMENTED MANIAC?"
"Oh, Jesus.","I hope you wasn't pettin' him none, was you?"
"I hope you wasn't pettin' him none, was you?",What the are you keeping a dead dog around for?
What the are you keeping a dead dog around for?,He's only just dead. What was I supposed to do with him? I can't take him away anywhere. And nobody wants to take him for me. Do you?
He's only just dead. What was I supposed to do with him? I can't take him away anywhere. And nobody wants to take him for me. Do you?,He no!
He no!,"See. Ain't nothing I can do but keep him here beside me. That's where he belongs anyways. Me and Jesse, that's my dog, not anymore, but me and Jesse we been pals since the war when I lost my eyes. He was just a pup then . . ."
The day wasn't so bad. We all got through it all right.,"Ain't over yet. Night is part of day; separate, but equal. Night is when you let your guard down; when you see things in the shadows and hear things in the dark."
"Ain't over yet. Night is part of day; separate, but equal. Night is when you let your guard down; when you see things in the shadows and hear things in the dark.","You're a of a pessimist, old man."
"You're a of a pessimist, old man.","Night is when you want to sleep, but the dry heat keeps you tossin' and turnin'. It's when you wish the sun was bakin' high in the sky so you could see what it is you're afraid of."
"Night is when you want to sleep, but the dry heat keeps you tossin' and turnin'. It's when you wish the sun was bakin' high in the sky so you could see what it is you're afraid of.",You afraid of the dark?
You afraid of the dark?,"Afraid of it? Boy, I live in the dark. People are afraid of what they can't see. I can't see nuthin', so it's all the same to me. Kiss from a beautiful woman, a lick from a dog. The kiss of death. It's all the same."
"Afraid of it? Boy, I live in the dark. People are afraid of what they can't see. I can't see nuthin', so it's all the same to me. Kiss from a beautiful woman, a lick from a dog. The kiss of death. It's all the same.",You don't fear death?
You don't fear death?,"We was born to die, boy. From the minute you take your first breath you got a death sentence hanging over your head. You just don't know where, or when, or how. Don't make sense worryin' about the particulars."
"We was born to die, boy. From the minute you take your first breath you got a death sentence hanging over your head. You just don't know where, or when, or how. Don't make sense worryin' about the particulars.","We're all just floating along like twigs in a stream, so enjoy the ride. Is that it?"
"We're all just floating along like twigs in a stream, so enjoy the ride. Is that it?",More or less.
More or less.,"Not this twig, friend. I got plans."
"Not this twig, friend. I got plans.",We all got plans. I planned on seeing all my life. I know you didn't plan on straying into town.
We all got plans. I planned on seeing all my life. I know you didn't plan on straying into town.,No and I don't plan on sticking around either. I don't guess I'll be seeing you again. Take it easy.
No and I don't plan on sticking around either. I don't guess I'll be seeing you again. Take it easy.,Same back at you.
It's nonsense.,It is not.
It is not.,A coin's got two sides. When you flip it there's a fifty-fifty chance it'll be heads or tails. Boyd thinks if you flip a coin ten times half the time it'll come up each side.
A coin's got two sides. When you flip it there's a fifty-fifty chance it'll be heads or tails. Boyd thinks if you flip a coin ten times half the time it'll come up each side.,It will.
It will.,No it won't. You just don't know about statistics.
Hey.,"Hey, your . . . what the happened to you."
"Hey, your . . . what the happened to you.",Nothing.
Nothing.,Don't look like nothing.
Don't look like nothing.,Just banged my head. It was an accident.
Just banged my head. It was an accident.,Another accident? You got to be more careful.
"Look, I just want to pick up my car.","She's all yours. Put a new hose in it, and she runs like a dream now."
"She's all yours. Put a new hose in it, and she runs like a dream now.",How much?
How much?,"Well . . . parts, labor . . . let's call it a hundred-fifty bucks."
"Well . . . parts, labor . . . let's call it a hundred-fifty bucks.",How much!?
How much!?,Hundred-fifty.
Hundred-fifty.,To replace a radiator hose!?
To replace a radiator hose!?,A radiator hose in a sixty- four-and-a-half Mustang. You know how long it took me to find that hose?
A radiator hose in a sixty- four-and-a-half Mustang. You know how long it took me to find that hose?,"About an hour and a half, because that's all the longer I've been gone."
"About an hour and a half, because that's all the longer I've been gone.",That's about an hour and a half longer than I usually spend looking for parts. You're the one thinks that car's so fancy. What you expect but fancy prices?
That's about an hour and a half longer than I usually spend looking for parts. You're the one thinks that car's so fancy. What you expect but fancy prices?,"That's a Ford, not a Ferrari. You going to tell me no one else in this hole drives a Ford?"
"That's a Ford, not a Ferrari. You going to tell me no one else in this hole drives a Ford?","That's not just a Ford, that's a sixty-four-and-a-half Mustang."
"That's not just a Ford, that's a sixty-four-and-a-half Mustang.",What's that got to do with the radiator hose?
What's that got to do with the radiator hose?,"I don't know, but it's the reason I'm living here and you're just passing through. Now you owe me a hundred-fifty dollars."
"I don't know, but it's the reason I'm living here and you're just passing through. Now you owe me a hundred-fifty dollars.","It might as well be fifteen-hundred dollars, because I don't have the money."
"It might as well be fifteen-hundred dollars, because I don't have the money.",Then you ain't gonna have the car.
Then you ain't gonna have the car.,"Listen, man. I got rolled half and hour ago for everything I had."
"Then you're only a hundred-forty- five in the hole. Now why don't you just take your Visa Express Silver Card, call Karl Malden and have him send you the money lickity split.",I don't have a credit card. They took my wallet.
I don't have a credit card. They took my wallet.,Now that's too bad. I sure hope you know how to wash dishes or shovel 'cause you're gonna have to work this one off.
Now that's too bad. I sure hope you know how to wash dishes or shovel 'cause you're gonna have to work this one off.,You son of a
You son of a,"Sweet talk me all you want, I still want my hundred-forty-five dollars."
Hey there. I was beginnin' to think you wasn't comin' back. You don't look so good.,"Yeah, well, I've been around the bend a bit."
"Yeah, well, I've been around the bend a bit.",One of those days you feel like you been runnin' in circles and you ain't no closer to where you tryin' to get than when you started?
One of those days you feel like you been runnin' in circles and you ain't no closer to where you tryin' to get than when you started?,You've been there?
You've been there?,I've had days I would gladly trade with a whippin' dog. Ain't much you can do when you feel like that 'cept tough it out.
I've had days I would gladly trade with a whippin' dog. Ain't much you can do when you feel like that 'cept tough it out.,You believe that?
You believe that?,"You think bad, and bad is what you get."
"You think bad, and bad is what you get.","That's a good piece of advice, Darrell."
"That's a good piece of advice, Darrell.",No charge.
No charge.,"Listen, Darrell, about that hundred- fifty bucks for the car, as soon as I get where I'm going I swear I'll--"
"Listen, Darrell, about that hundred- fifty bucks for the car, as soon as I get where I'm going I swear I'll--",Two-hundred.
Two-hundred.,What?
What?,It's going to cost you two-hundred dollars.
It's going to cost you two-hundred dollars.,You said this morning the hose was going to run me one-fifty.
You said this morning the hose was going to run me one-fifty.,Yep. For the hose. But while you was gone I replaced a gasket. That's going to run you another fifty.
Yep. For the hose. But while you was gone I replaced a gasket. That's going to run you another fifty.,I didn't tell you to replace any gasket.
I didn't tell you to replace any gasket.,"Yeah, but it was shot."
"Yeah, but it was shot.",I didn't tell you to do it! You can't just do unauthorized work.
I didn't tell you to do it! You can't just do unauthorized work.,"Well, now, you just know all there is about bein' a mechanic, don't you? I can't do unauthorized work. I suppose I can just let you ride out of here with a bad gasket. Then you get in an accident and get killed. Or worse. Who they gonna blame then? They gonna blame me, and there goes my reputation."
"Well, now, you just know all there is about bein' a mechanic, don't you? I can't do unauthorized work. I suppose I can just let you ride out of here with a bad gasket. Then you get in an accident and get killed. Or worse. Who they gonna blame then? They gonna blame me, and there goes my reputation.","What reputation? You're nothing but an ignorant, tumble hick."
"What reputation? You're nothing but an ignorant, tumble hick.",Is that an insult? Are you insulting me.
Is that an insult? Are you insulting me.,Listen you I want my car.
Listen you I want my car.,Take it. As soon as I get my money. Fifty dollars for an almost new gasket. You don't know what kind of a deal you're getting.
Take it. As soon as I get my money. Fifty dollars for an almost new gasket. You don't know what kind of a deal you're getting.,"I'm taking my car, and I'm taking it now!"
"I'm taking my car, and I'm taking it now!","You listen to me, you fancy city man. You owe me money, and this car ain't going nowheres until I get it. And if you take another five hours I'll find another fifty dollars worth of work to do on her. Now get out of here! You're stinking up my garage."
you! You son of a,"There you go, sweet talking me again."
What the . . . oh it's you. Might've figured. What do you want?,I want my car.
I want my car.,You got the money?
"Jake. I thought you would be at work, dear.",Who the is this!?
"What the you looking at, girl?","Nothing, Jake. Absolutely nothing."
It's nothing. Really.,I just got tired of looking at the old drapes. Had them long as I can remember.
I just got tired of looking at the old drapes. Had them long as I can remember.,That a fact?
That a fact?,"I saw these in the Penny's catalog, and I just knew I had to have them. You ever seen something and just knew you had to have it?"
"I saw these in the Penny's catalog, and I just knew I had to have them. You ever seen something and just knew you had to have it?","Yes, I have."
"Yes, I have.","'Course they cost a little more than I should really be spending. But, it, I don't hardly ever do anything nice for myself. I deserve nice things."
"'Course they cost a little more than I should really be spending. But, it, I don't hardly ever do anything nice for myself. I deserve nice things.",I . . . can't . . . argue . . .
John? John where are you going?,"I think this heat is making me crazy. I was crazy to come back here, I'm crazy for listening to anyone in this town, and I'd sure as be crazy if I spent another minute in this place."
"I think this heat is making me crazy. I was crazy to come back here, I'm crazy for listening to anyone in this town, and I'd sure as be crazy if I spent another minute in this place.","John, please--"
"John, please--","I don't know what I was thinking, but I can't do it."
"I don't know what I was thinking, but I can't do it.",What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?,someone. I can't do it.
someone. I can't do it.,Is it so bad? It would be quick. He wouldn't even have to feel it.
Where's the safe?,I don't know.
I don't know.,You don't know? Jesus Christ! Don't you think you should have found out before we killed him?
You don't know? Jesus Christ! Don't you think you should have found out before we killed him?,I'm not sure where it is. Not exactly. I never saw it. I just heard him talk about it.
I'm not sure where it is. Not exactly. I never saw it. I just heard him talk about it.,"Oh, that's great. We killed Jake because you heard him talk about some money that you've never seen. That's brilliant!"
"Oh, that's great. We killed Jake because you heard him talk about some money that you've never seen. That's brilliant!",Don't yell at me!
Nothing. There's no safe under here.,There has to be!
There has to be!,There isn't! There's nothing under here but more floor. Jesus Christ! We killed a man for nothing but floor.
John!? What the hell's the matter with you?,I . . . nothing. I just stubbed my toe on a rock. Hurt like . . . that's all.
I . . . nothing. I just stubbed my toe on a rock. Hurt like . . . that's all.,I got the money all packed. I put the jeep in the garage. Figure that way people will think maybe me and Jake went away. Might buy us some time.
I got the money all packed. I put the jeep in the garage. Figure that way people will think maybe me and Jake went away. Might buy us some time.,Yeah. Good thinking.
Yeah. Good thinking.,Had push it in. Funny thing; it wouldn't start.
Had push it in. Funny thing; it wouldn't start.,Funny thing.
"Well, nothing.",Now what?
Now what?,"Now we dump Jake, split the money, then you're on your own."
"Now we dump Jake, split the money, then you're on your own.",But you said we could be together.
But you said we could be together.,Are you kidding? I'm not going down with you for killing a cop.
Are you kidding? I'm not going down with you for killing a cop.,What difference does it make? You killed Jake.
What difference does it make? You killed Jake.,"<u>We</u> killed Jake. And it's a big difference. You an old man, that's one thing. Nobody cares about an old man. You a cop and they never stop looking for you. Never."
"<u>We</u> killed Jake. And it's a big difference. You an old man, that's one thing. Nobody cares about an old man. You a cop and they never stop looking for you. Never.",He was a crooked He would have killed us.
He was a crooked He would have killed us.,The police don't know that. And it's going to be hard to explain it to them with a noose around your neck. I'll take you as far as California. If we can even make that. After that I'm cutting you loose.
The police don't know that. And it's going to be hard to explain it to them with a noose around your neck. I'll take you as far as California. If we can even make that. After that I'm cutting you loose.,"But I want to say with you,"
"But I want to say with you,",Why? So when the cops catch up with us you can try and sell me out again? You take your hald of the money and run. You might want to try Mexico. With all that dough you'll live like a queen.
Why? So when the cops catch up with us you can try and sell me out again? You take your hald of the money and run. You might want to try Mexico. With all that dough you'll live like a queen.,"I don't want to go to Mexico, John. I want to be with you. Don't you think I care about you?"
"I don't want to go to Mexico, John. I want to be with you. Don't you think I care about you?","I think you're a lying, back stabbing But it's nice to know you care."
John! Can you hear me? Are you still there?,Where the am I going to go?
Where the am I going to go?,"John, you have to throw the keys up to me."
"John, if you don't throw me the keys, then I'll just walk away. Walk away and leave you here.",Walk to where? We're fifty miles to the nearest town. It's going to be over one-hundred degrees today. How far do you think you're going to get?
Walk to where? We're fifty miles to the nearest town. It's going to be over one-hundred degrees today. How far do you think you're going to get?,Someone will find me.
Someone will find me.,"Yeah, they'll find you. Dried up and twice dead."
"Yeah, they'll find you. Dried up and twice dead.",You idiot! You'll us both!
You idiot! You'll us both!,"At least I'll have company when I die. Ain't that right, Jake?"
"At least I'll have company when I die. Ain't that right, Jake?","For Christ's sake, John! Throw me the keys!"
"For Christ's sake, John! Throw me the keys!","What do you say, Jake? Should we trust her? No? I didn't think so."
"What do you say, Jake? Should we trust her? No? I didn't think so.","you! Do you hear me, John!? you! John . . . John!?"
Who the are you?,I'm her husband.
I'm her husband.,Husband . . .?
Husband . . .?,"Now who the are you, and it better be good, or help me I'll break you in half."
"Now who the are you, and it better be good, or help me I'll break you in half.",I . . I was helping your wife. I met her in town. She needed a hand with her drapes. That's all.
I . . I was helping your wife. I met her in town. She needed a hand with her drapes. That's all.,Didn't much look like you were hanging drapes.
Didn't much look like you were hanging drapes.,I swear to you that's all that happened. I haven't so much as set foot in your bedroom.
I swear to you that's all that happened. I haven't so much as set foot in your bedroom.,A lot that means.
A lot that means.,"Grace, tell him."
You said you had an insurance policy out on your wife. Fifty-thousand dollars.,I do.
I do.,You said you'd cut that up with the man who did her in.
You said you'd cut that up with the man who did her in.,I did?
I did?,"Don't play simple with me, Jake. You want me to spell it out for you? I'll Grace if you cut me in on the money."
"Don't play simple with me, Jake. You want me to spell it out for you? I'll Grace if you cut me in on the money.",I think this heat's getting to you the way you're rambling on.
I think this heat's getting to you the way you're rambling on.,I'm not rambling.
I'm not rambling.,You're talking like a mad man.
You're talking like a mad man.,You're the one who brought it up. This morning. In your car.
You're the one who brought it up. This morning. In your car.,That was just loose talk. I don't want anybody dead.
That was just loose talk. I don't want anybody dead.,You wanted me to her.
You wanted me to her.,A man doesn't always mean the things he says.
A man doesn't always mean the things he says.,You meant it.
You meant it.,What makes you say that?
What makes you say that?,Because I think you're a slimy who would have his wife killed just to get his hands on some money.
Because I think you're a slimy who would have his wife killed just to get his hands on some money.,And what does that make you?
And what does that make you?,The slimy who's going to do it for you.
Let's say I do want her dead. What is it you want? This morning you weren't a killer.,This morning I didn't know how badly I'd want to get out of this town.
This morning I didn't know how badly I'd want to get out of this town.,And for that you'd Grace?
And for that you'd Grace?,For that I'd a nun on Easter Sunday.
For that I'd a nun on Easter Sunday.,Just to get out of here? That doesn't seem much for a
Just to get out of here? That doesn't seem much for a,How do you put a price on
How do you put a price on,"I put it at fifty-thousand dollars, minus your cut, of course. Which is?"
"I put it at fifty-thousand dollars, minus your cut, of course. Which is?",Make it twenty.
Make it twenty.,Twenty-thousand? I don't have that kind of money. I won't get the insurance until months after she's dead. I don't imagine you'll want to be around after poor Grace's demise. Twenty-thousand; that's more money than I could ever get my hands on.
Twenty-thousand? I don't have that kind of money. I won't get the insurance until months after she's dead. I don't imagine you'll want to be around after poor Grace's demise. Twenty-thousand; that's more money than I could ever get my hands on.,How much could you get?
How much could you get?,Maybe . . . ten-thousand. And that's a maybe.
Maybe . . . ten-thousand. And that's a maybe.,I need thirteen.
I need thirteen.,That's a bit much.
That's a bit much.,"You're not buying a car, for Christ sake. You're having your wife killed. I'm the one who's neck is stuck out. It's thirteen, or it's nothing."
I guess I might as well get this done with.,"The sooner it's over, the sooner you're on your way. Now listen to me: It's got to look like an accident; that's the thing. If it doesn't, then it's no good. I won't get a dime, and it's my neck that'll be on the chopping block while you're living it up somewhere."
"The sooner it's over, the sooner you're on your way. Now listen to me: It's got to look like an accident; that's the thing. If it doesn't, then it's no good. I won't get a dime, and it's my neck that'll be on the chopping block while you're living it up somewhere.",What should I do?
What should I do?,How the should I know? I've never had a wife killed before. I guess I should have hired a professional.
How the should I know? I've never had a wife killed before. I guess I should have hired a professional.,"You want to do this yourself? I don't have to do this, you know."
"You want to do this yourself? I don't have to do this, you know.","Be quiet, boy. I'm thinking. It can't be done at the house. It should be . . ."
"I went to your place. We talked, just like you told me. We drove out into the desert . . .",Is the job done?
Is the job done?,No.
No.,You didn't her?
You didn't her?,The time wasn't right.
The time wasn't right.,"You're out in the desert, the middle of nowhere with no one around for miles, and you say the time wasn't right? What's the matter? You were hoping to get it on home video? A keepsake for the grandkids. Thank I waited, or I never would have gotten it on tape."
"You're out in the desert, the middle of nowhere with no one around for miles, and you say the time wasn't right? What's the matter? You were hoping to get it on home video? A keepsake for the grandkids. Thank I waited, or I never would have gotten it on tape.",You know what I mean.
You know what I mean.,"I know all right. I know you're just enough of a to have a go at bedding a man's wife. You've probably bagged a few at that. You'd probably lie, cheat and steal without thinking twice. From that you'd just turn and walk away. But to to get that blood on your hands. You can't wash that off. You'd be a marked man for life. Just like Cain. And you're a sinner who wants to walk with the saints. Ain't that right, boy?"
"I know all right. I know you're just enough of a to have a go at bedding a man's wife. You've probably bagged a few at that. You'd probably lie, cheat and steal without thinking twice. From that you'd just turn and walk away. But to to get that blood on your hands. You can't wash that off. You'd be a marked man for life. Just like Cain. And you're a sinner who wants to walk with the saints. Ain't that right, boy?",You know so much about killing why don't you do it yourself?
You know so much about killing why don't you do it yourself?,I guess I have what you'd call a love-hate relationship with Grace.
I guess I have what you'd call a love-hate relationship with Grace.,"You love her, but you hate her?"
"You love her, but you hate her?","I hate loving her. I hate the kind of her person she is. I hate having to tolerate the little games she plays. I hate letting her use me. But I love her too much to do otherwise. And I certainly love her too much to her. I couldn't stand to watch her eyes roll back in her head as she sucks her last breath, or to see her pretty pink brains spill from her skull. But you? You got the killing in you, boy."
"I hate loving her. I hate the kind of her person she is. I hate having to tolerate the little games she plays. I hate letting her use me. But I love her too much to do otherwise. And I certainly love her too much to her. I couldn't stand to watch her eyes roll back in her head as she sucks her last breath, or to see her pretty pink brains spill from her skull. But you? You got the killing in you, boy.",Shut up.
Shut up.,Came close this time and it scares you.
Came close this time and it scares you.,"Drop it, Jake."
"Drop it, Jake.","And next time, next time somebody is going to get dead."
"And next time, next time somebody is going to get dead.",SHUT UP!
"Yeah, well, me too.",Trouble with the car again?
Trouble with the car again?,You could say. I don't even have it yet.
You could say. I don't even have it yet.,Darrell giving you problems?
Darrell giving you problems?,He did more work on the car. He wants fifty bucks extra for it.
He did more work on the car. He wants fifty bucks extra for it.,Fifty dollars more. That's a lot of money when you don't have a dime. And where'd you plan on getting the money from? Maybe you thought you'd pay your friend Jake McKenna a visit.
Fifty dollars more. That's a lot of money when you don't have a dime. And where'd you plan on getting the money from? Maybe you thought you'd pay your friend Jake McKenna a visit.,It's not like that.
It's not like that.,Maybe you heard old Jake's got some money stashed away and you thought you'd help yourself to a little.
Maybe you heard old Jake's got some money stashed away and you thought you'd help yourself to a little.,Wait a minute. Just listen to me--
Wait a minute. Just listen to me--,You thought you'd come in here in the middle of the night and wham! Wail off and clock old Jake McKenna and turn his brains into wall paper.
You thought you'd come in here in the middle of the night and wham! Wail off and clock old Jake McKenna and turn his brains into wall paper.,Jake--
Jake--,"And then with Jake out of the way you could borrow two-hundred dollars. Or maybe two-thousand. Or twenty-thousand. Who's to stop you? Not Jake McKenna, 'cause old Jake would be dead."
"And then with Jake out of the way you could borrow two-hundred dollars. Or maybe two-thousand. Or twenty-thousand. Who's to stop you? Not Jake McKenna, 'cause old Jake would be dead.",That's not the reason I'm here. I swear it.
That's not the reason I'm here. I swear it.,There's another reason? It better be good.
There's another reason? It better be good.,I came for Grace.
I came for Grace.,You came to take my wife from me?
You came to take my wife from me?,I came to her.
I came to her.,Liar.
Liar.,"It's the truth, Jake."
"It's the truth, Jake.",That's a thick change of heart.
That's a thick change of heart.,"Yeah, well, a couple of hours ago I just about killed some guy over a girl. Not for money, for a girl. And she was just going to stand there and let it happen, or let him me. Same way Grace played us this morning. I don't like that, Jake. Not twice in one day. And maybe I'm so I'd twist the next off my own Grandma to get out of here."
"Yeah, well, a couple of hours ago I just about killed some guy over a girl. Not for money, for a girl. And she was just going to stand there and let it happen, or let him me. Same way Grace played us this morning. I don't like that, Jake. Not twice in one day. And maybe I'm so I'd twist the next off my own Grandma to get out of here.",That's a lot of talk. A whole lot of talk.
That's a lot of talk. A whole lot of talk.,"it, Jake. If I don't get out of here some guys are going to come gunning for me. And if it comes down to me or Grace, then I pick Grace. You were going to give me thirteen-thousand. Give me two- hundred. I'll her and dump the body where no one will ever find it. But I need the money. I've got to have the money."
I'm curious about something. I'm wondering just how it is you happen to know where the bedroom's at.,Wh . . . what are you talking about?
Wh . . . what are you talking about?,"This morning when I came in on you and Grace, you swore you hadn't so much as been near the bedroom. Now you make straight for it."
"This morning when I came in on you and Grace, you swore you hadn't so much as been near the bedroom. Now you make straight for it.","Come on, Jake--"
"Come on, Jake--","Don't Jake me, boy! It's a big house. Odd that you would know your way, except maybe you've been in the bedroom before. Maybe with Grace to keep you company."
"Don't Jake me, boy! It's a big house. Odd that you would know your way, except maybe you've been in the bedroom before. Maybe with Grace to keep you company.",Nothing happened with me and Grace this morning.
Nothing happened with me and Grace this morning.,Then maybe this afternoon. When I sent you to my wife you ended up sexing her instead.
Then maybe this afternoon. When I sent you to my wife you ended up sexing her instead.,"Christ, Jake, please--"
"Christ, Jake, please--","Is that what happened? Did you even make it out to the desert, or did you just ply the afternoon between my sheets?"
"Is that what happened? Did you even make it out to the desert, or did you just ply the afternoon between my sheets?",You're not talking sense.
You're not talking sense.,Sense? If I had any sense I would have killed you this morning and been done with it.
Sense? If I had any sense I would have killed you this morning and been done with it.,What are you . . . you can't . . . you can't me.
What are you . . . you can't . . . you can't me.,"A drifter, a loner, a trouble maker like you? Just passing through town, need money so he busts in on an, old man. Only this old man's got himself an automatic, and he knows how to use it. A man's got to protect his home. His wife. You're dead, boy, and your own mother wouldn't convict me."
"A drifter, a loner, a trouble maker like you? Just passing through town, need money so he busts in on an, old man. Only this old man's got himself an automatic, and he knows how to use it. A man's got to protect his home. His wife. You're dead, boy, and your own mother wouldn't convict me.",What difference does it make if I slept with her. You don't care about Grace.
What difference does it make if I slept with her. You don't care about Grace.,You're right. I don't give a about her. But to a man's wife behind his back? That just makes a fool out of him. I don't like being made a fool of.
You're right. I don't give a about her. But to a man's wife behind his back? That just makes a fool out of him. I don't like being made a fool of.,"I don't blame you. What man would? I admit it, okay? I came back here and I made it with Grace. But if you me you're making a big mistake."
"I don't blame you. What man would? I admit it, okay? I came back here and I made it with Grace. But if you me you're making a big mistake.",Not from where I stand.
Not from where I stand.,"It's not me you have to worry about. It's her. She wants you dead, Jake. She wants you dead and she wants your money."
"It's not me you have to worry about. It's her. She wants you dead, Jake. She wants you dead and she wants your money.",What are you babbling about?
What are you babbling about?,Think about it. How do you think I got in here? Did you hear any glass break? Did you hear a door splinter? How did the evening end? After you went to bed did she linger a bit? Maybe just long enough to leave the back door unlocked? Is that what happened?
What happened to your hand?,"Accident, and yeah, I got to be more careful."
"Accident, and yeah, I got to be more careful.",Got any requests?
Got any requests?,That country all sounds the same to me.
That country all sounds the same to me.,How about I pick one out for you?
"Hey, Mister. Mister. I just. . . I just wanted to thank you.",For what?
For what?,For defending my honor this afternoon.
For defending my honor this afternoon.,"I hate to bust your bubble, but I wasn't defending you."
"I hate to bust your bubble, but I wasn't defending you.",But you was going to fight for me.
But you was going to fight for me.,I wasn't going to fight for you. I was just going to beat the out of your boyfriend.
I wasn't going to fight for you. I was just going to beat the out of your boyfriend.,"He's not my boyfriend. I mean, I let him take me out and stuff, but I ain't spoken for. Not yet that is."
"He's not my boyfriend. I mean, I let him take me out and stuff, but I ain't spoken for. Not yet that is.","Get it through your head, little girl; I'm not going for you. If this Toby likes you, then if I were you I'd marry him. You're not going to get much better in this town."
"Get it through your head, little girl; I'm not going for you. If this Toby likes you, then if I were you I'd marry him. You're not going to get much better in this town.",That's what I thought until you came riding in. I saw your car over at the gas station. It's cool. Want to take me for a ride? Desert's kind of lonely this time of day.
That's what I thought until you came riding in. I saw your car over at the gas station. It's cool. Want to take me for a ride? Desert's kind of lonely this time of day.,How old are you?
How old are you?,"Eighteen. Well, I'm gonna be eighteen in two years, but that don't mean you can't take me for a ride if you want."
"Eighteen. Well, I'm gonna be eighteen in two years, but that don't mean you can't take me for a ride if you want.","No, I don't want to take you for a ride. What I want is for . . . Hey, you don't happen to have a hundred and fifty dollars I could--"
Mister!,"Oh,"
Do you understand me you little,"Yes, Mr. Vesci."
"Yes, Mr. Vesci.","And John, don't make me come look for you."
kid. And look at you; breaking pencils. You're a Neanderthal.,"Hello? Hello!? Operator, I got disconnected. Hello . . ."
Saw you at the truck stop this morning. You're not from around here.,"No, sir. And I'm not going to be around long if that's what you're worried about."
"No, sir. And I'm not going to be around long if that's what you're worried about.",Just curious. That's a nasty cut you've got.
Just curious. That's a nasty cut you've got.,Not as bad as it looks.
Not as bad as it looks.,There was a young man over at Jamilla's today when it got hit. Way she tells it he got whacked around by one of the robbers.
There was a young man over at Jamilla's today when it got hit. Way she tells it he got whacked around by one of the robbers.,Wouldn't know anything about it.
Wouldn't know anything about it.,That's too bad. I was hoping you were there. Maybe you could help us catch the guy who got away. Or maybe you could explain about all that money that got tore up when Jamilla shot that biker.
That's too bad. I was hoping you were there. Maybe you could help us catch the guy who got away. Or maybe you could explain about all that money that got tore up when Jamilla shot that biker.,"Wish I could help, Sheriff. But if you'll excuse me I'm going over to Harlin's to pick up my car. Then I'm getting the out of this place."
"Wish I could help, Sheriff. But if you'll excuse me I'm going over to Harlin's to pick up my car. Then I'm getting the out of this place.","Stay as long as you like, son. No rush."
"Stay as long as you like, son. No rush.","Maybe not for you, Sheriff, but I think I've had my fill of your little town."
Nice night for a drive. Morning really. I guess that's about the only way to keep cool; riding around with the top down on a fancy convertible in the first hours of the day.,"Not taking a drive, Sheriff. Heading out of town."
"Not taking a drive, Sheriff. Heading out of town.","Suppose you've had all you can of Sierra. What with that ruckus you had with Toby. Oh yes, I heard all about that."
"Suppose you've had all you can of Sierra. What with that ruckus you had with Toby. Oh yes, I heard all about that.","Sheriff, he didn't give me any choice. If I hadn't defended myself- -"
"Sheriff, he didn't give me any choice. If I hadn't defended myself- -","Just cool down, son. I ain't accusing you of anything. Serves Toby right to get his whooped. If you hadn't done it, somebody else would've."
"Just cool down, son. I ain't accusing you of anything. Serves Toby right to get his whooped. If you hadn't done it, somebody else would've.","Is there a problem up the road, Sheriff?"
"Is there a problem up the road, Sheriff?",Nope. No problems up the road.
You You were in on it froom the start!,"Shut up! The both of you. Ain't neither one of you too smart. Especially you, boy. Don't you think I had my eye on you since first you rolled into town? You smell like trouble. Stink of it like a ripe cesspool."
"Shut up! The both of you. Ain't neither one of you too smart. Especially you, boy. Don't you think I had my eye on you since first you rolled into town? You smell like trouble. Stink of it like a ripe cesspool.",I didn't do anything.
I didn't do anything.,"Killing Jake McKenna's got to amount to something. He wasn't much of a man, but that don't give you the right to him. And don't tell me you didn't, 'cause I know you did. I was there. Like I said; I been watching you."
"Nobody's going to hang. We're all gonna walk away with a little something. I ain't a greedy man. And, you did all the work. One-hundred-thousand dollars. Split that three ways and it comes out to about thirty-three thousand. Give or take.",And you're taking?
"Oh, Jesus.","I hope you wasn't pettin' him none, was you?"
"I hope you wasn't pettin' him none, was you?",What the are you keeping a dead dog around for?
What the are you keeping a dead dog around for?,He's only just dead. What was I supposed to do with him? I can't take him away anywhere. And nobody wants to take him for me. Do you?
He's only just dead. What was I supposed to do with him? I can't take him away anywhere. And nobody wants to take him for me. Do you?,no!
no!,"See. Ain't nothing I can do but keep him here beside me. That's where he belongs anyways. Me and Jesse, that's my dog, not anymore, but me and Jesse we been pals since the war when I lost my eyes. He was just a pup then... a companion that's loyal, that'll keep coming back to you no matter how much you kick him...I miss him. I'll see ya later, unless I come across something worse."
Cops. I hear you. Always sneaking around. Thinks I can't see him. Well he's right. But that ain't mean I don't know what's going on around here. They're all cursed. Yes sir.,Who's cursed?
Who's cursed?,"All them miners last century. Hungry ghosts, killed off all the Indians. Up at the mine. Earth ran red with blood, think I'm fooling around here. White sky was on fire. Grown men cried like babies. I saw a flash, then darkness descended upon me. They put me in the joint. Took my eyes. I cursed them. White people can't seem to stay away from Indians . You gotta watch where ya put your fingers. Indian"
I thought you said you lost your eyes in the war?,"So now you're going to tell me where I lost my eyes. You don't think I know where I lost my eyes? I was there when I lost them. I lost them in the war. The war in the joint. There's always wars in the joint. Cause I was a code talker in the joint and in the war too. Mmmm, nothing like the smell of a lady. Be careful, boy."
"So now you're going to tell me where I lost my eyes. You don't think I know where I lost my eyes? I was there when I lost them. I lost them in the war. The war in the joint. There's always wars in the joint. Cause I was a code talker in the joint and in the war too. Mmmm, nothing like the smell of a lady. Be careful, boy.",Musta been some bad nuclear tests here in the 50's. This town's all inbreeding.
Musta been some bad nuclear tests here in the 50's. This town's all inbreeding.,"Well, people gotta get by somehow. That's the curse. The mines done it. All that uranium, plutonium, fuffonium, fuckononium, assononium, all that ""om""! Everybody's got a mother. You don't rip up your mother. You don't rip up the Earth and take everything out. It's like the Cracker Jack box says, ""the more you eat, the more you want....""..."
"Well, people gotta get by somehow. That's the curse. The mines done it. All that uranium, plutonium, fuffonium, fuckononium, assononium, all that ""om""! Everybody's got a mother. You don't rip up your mother. You don't rip up the Earth and take everything out. It's like the Cracker Jack box says, ""the more you eat, the more you want....""...",I got things to do.
"Ain't over yet. Night is part of day; separate, but equal. Night is when you let your guard down; when you see things in the shadows and hear things in the dark.","Difference between you and me, old man, is I see the glass half full, you see it half empty."
"Difference between you and me, old man, is I see the glass half full, you see it half empty.","Night is when you want to sleep, but the dry heat keeps you tossin' and turnin'. It's when you wish the sun was bakin' high in the sky so you could see what it is you're afraid of."
"Night is when you want to sleep, but the dry heat keeps you tossin' and turnin'. It's when you wish the sun was bakin' high in the sky so you could see what it is you're afraid of.",You afraid of the dark?
You afraid of the dark?,"Afraid of it? Boy, I live in the dark. All cause of a woman who made me this way. People are afraid of what they can't see. I can't see nuthin', so it's all the same to me. Kiss from a beautiful woman, kissy kissy kiss, a lick from a dog, slurp, slurp, the kiss of death . It's all the same to me."
"Afraid of it? Boy, I live in the dark. All cause of a woman who made me this way. People are afraid of what they can't see. I can't see nuthin', so it's all the same to me. Kiss from a beautiful woman, kissy kissy kiss, a lick from a dog, slurp, slurp, the kiss of death . It's all the same to me.","So, we're all just floating along like twigs in a stream, so enjoy the ride. Is that it?"
"So, we're all just floating along like twigs in a stream, so enjoy the ride. Is that it?",More or less.
More or less.,"Not this twig, friend. I got plans."
"Not this twig, friend. I got plans.",Nothing makes the Great Spirit laugh harder than a man's plans. We all got plans. I planned on seeing all my life. I know you didn't plan on straying into town.
Nothing makes the Great Spirit laugh harder than a man's plans. We all got plans. I planned on seeing all my life. I know you didn't plan on straying into town.,No and I don't plan on sticking around either.
No and I don't plan on sticking around either.,"Well, don't say I didn't warn you when things go your way."
"Well, don't say I didn't warn you when things go your way.","You got a lotta philosophy in you, old timer but you don't fool me for one second with all this blind man One minute you lost your eyes in Vietnam, next it's the joint. Now it's a woman? I'm hep to you."
Mister!,"Oh,"
I'm doing what any man would do if he'd been offended. I'm stompin' your,You idiot! You don't even know what you're fighting over!
You idiot! You don't even know what you're fighting over!,"My honor, that's what I'm fighting over. Now get up off the ground, or do I have to whoop you where you lie?"
Who the is this!?,Who the are you?
Who the are you?,I'm her husband.
What the do you want?,"I'll give you a lift, son. Too hot to be walking... People die out here, y'know."
"""You can't shoot 'em!"" I like that. I bet she led you on good, didn't she? Taking you up to the house to hang drapes. Oh that's a good one. Bet she had you hard as a rock wiggling her in your face. I bet you just wanted to pull down her pants and hog her out. Then me busting in like some wild bear. Ha! Bet you had a fire going under you.",Like you don't know.
Like you don't know.,"Mad like a dog in heat, I bet you were. I can tell you got a temper on you."
You said you had an insurance policy out on your wife. Fifty-thousand dollars.,I do.
I do.,You said you'd cut that up with the man who did her in.
You said you'd cut that up with the man who did her in.,I did?
I did?,"Don't play simple with me, Jake. You're a betting man. You want me to spell it out for you? I'll Grace if you cut me in on the money."
"Don't play simple with me, Jake. You're a betting man. You want me to spell it out for you? I'll Grace if you cut me in on the money.",Boy I think this heat's getting to you the way you're rambling on.
Boy I think this heat's getting to you the way you're rambling on.,I'm not rambling.
I'm not rambling.,You're talking like a madman.
You're talking like a madman.,"Well then, I guess that qualifies me for citizenship in this town. You're the one brought it up. This morning. In your car."
"Well then, I guess that qualifies me for citizenship in this town. You're the one brought it up. This morning. In your car.","Oh, that was just loose talk. Husband gettin' off. I don't want anybody dead."
"Oh, that was just loose talk. Husband gettin' off. I don't want anybody dead.",You wanted me to her.
You wanted me to her.,A man doesn't always mean the things he says.
A man doesn't always mean the things he says.,You meant it.
You meant it.,What makes you say that?
What makes you say that?,Because you're a slimy who would have his wife killed just to get his hands on some money.
Because you're a slimy who would have his wife killed just to get his hands on some money.,And what does that make you?
And what does that make you?,"The slimy who's going to do it for you... You're a jealous man Jake. If you can't have Grace to yourself...well, you're not the sharing kind."
"If you can't trust the man you've hired to your wife ...? The thing is it's got to look like an accident; that's the thing. If it doesn't, then it's no good. I won't get a dime, and it's my neck that'll be on the chopping block while you're living it up somewhere.",How do you want it?
How do you want it?,"How the should I know? I've never had a wife killed before. Jesus Christ! <u>You</u> want this job, you don't know how to do this? I guess I should have hired a professional."
"How the should I know? I've never had a wife killed before. Jesus Christ! <u>You</u> want this job, you don't know how to do this? I guess I should have hired a professional.","You want to do this yourself? I don't have to do this, you know."
"You want to do this yourself? I don't have to do this, you know.","Be quiet, boy. I got to figure this thing. I'm thinking. It can't be done at the house. It should be..."
That's my gun... That Darrell!,"I like Darrell. He may be an idiot, but he's my half brother. We own Harlin's together, yeah, that little redneck manages to get paid no matter how things work out."
Shhh! Liar.,"It's the truth, Jake."
"It's the truth, Jake.",That's a thick change of heart from this afternoon.
That's a thick change of heart from this afternoon.,"Maybe I don't like being played, like she played us today. Maybe I don't like that at all, Jake. I'm just enough, maybe I'll rip the neck off my own grandmother."
"Maybe I don't like being played, like she played us today. Maybe I don't like that at all, Jake. I'm just enough, maybe I'll rip the neck off my own grandmother.","You have a lot of talk in you, whole lot of talk."
"You have a lot of talk in you, whole lot of talk.","it, Jake. There is a guy coming to me, and if it comes down to me or Grace, then I pick Grace. You were going to give me thirteen-thousand. Give me two-hundred. I'll her and dump the body where no one will ever find it. She showed me the perfect place. There won't be enough left for an autopsy. But I need the the money. I've got to have the money."
How the did you know where the bedroom's at?,What are you talking about!
What happened to your hand?,"I cut it shaving; I know, I gotta be more careful."
"I cut it shaving; I know, I gotta be more careful.",Got any requests?
Got any requests?,That country all sounds the same to me.
That country all sounds the same to me.,How about I pick one out for you?
"You're too late, Toby. We're going to get in his fancy car and ride off and leave you behind.",What the are you talking about?
What the are you talking about?,What's your name anyway?
Hey.,"Hey, your ... what the happened to you?"
"Hey, your ... what the happened to you?",Nothing.
Nothing.,Don't look like nothing.
Don't look like nothing.,Just banged my head. It was an accident.
Just banged my head. It was an accident.,Another accident? You got to be more careful.
What the happened to my car?,Bottom hose was shot too. Rotted clear through. Had to put a new one in. Runs like a dream now.
"Then you're only a hundred-forty-five in the hole. You can keep that dollar. Now why don't you just take your American Express Gold Card, and call that guy with the big schnooz on TV and have him send you the money lickity split.",I don't have a credit card.
I don't have a credit card.,Now that's too bad. I sure hope you know how to wash dishes or shovel 'cause you're gonna have to work this one off.
"...got no day, got no date. Probably ain't worth a duck's . This one here cost me $3.75 and it's got every doodad you can imagine. No sir I'll stick with this .",You son of a I'll have my lawyers shut you down.
You son of a I'll have my lawyers shut you down.,You ain't got no credit card but you got a lawyer. Sweet talk me all you want. Didn't you read the sign? It says...
You ain't got no credit card but you got a lawyer. Sweet talk me all you want. Didn't you read the sign? It says...,What sign? the sign. I want my car.
What sign? the sign. I want my car.,I want my hundred and forty-five dollars.
What the did you do to my trunk?,"Well, that key's not gonna work. I had to pop the lock. You didn't leave me the trunk key."
"Well, that key's not gonna work. I had to pop the lock. You didn't leave me the trunk key.","And you had to go into the trunk, didn't you?"
"And you had to go into the trunk, didn't you?","When I work on a car, I work on a car."
"What the ... oh, it's you. Might've figgered. Listen I got a waitress coming over. What do you want?",I want my car.
I want my car.,You got the money?
"Yeah, well I said I was an idiot. Whatta you say we get out of here, take a drive somewhere, talk...",How do you know he's still not here?
How do you know he's still not here?,Guys like me take those chances. Let's go.
You mean the Shaman?,"He <u>was</u> a Shaman...in the mine. We had nothin' after he died. Jake took us in, gave us a little money. He used to call me his ""little halfbreed""... He kept Mom on the side y'know, cause he was married someplace else. He had kids in Phoenix I think, no one knew him around here...but the thing was...you see... ...he was me the whole time...for years. He loved to do things to me. Believe it or not, he used to say he was in love with my Y'ever been in love with a woman's"
Yeah.,"You're sick too...he loved to do things to me. Control me. My Mom...it tore her up cause she couldn't do nothing about it. She become alcoholic...and the funny thing is-- I liked it. I liked being controlled by Jake. The truth was as far out and crazy as he got, I wanted <u>more</u>. I wanted to go all the way. Women say they don't want to be taken like, <u>really taken</u> -- that's -- they do. The first time he finished with me, he said I was a woman now. I was 14. Then he started crying like a baby...wanted me to hold him. It's a strange feeling to hate someone so much for so many years, but still want to hold him, comfort him... They found my Mom right down there at the bottom of Apache Leap. She had cactus needles stuck all over her body and Virgil...Sheriff Potter said she was and went insane. But I'll never believe she ran off that cliff by accident. She was born on this earth and she loved it. She was like me. She just wanted to fly away."
In <u>cash</u>?,"Oh yeah. There's nothing else with Jake. He don't trust banks. He keeps the money in the floor right under the bed. He loves it so much, he wouldn't think of spending any of it on me. I never seen it but I know he's got more than a hunnert thousand at least..."
"Oh yeah. There's nothing else with Jake. He don't trust banks. He keeps the money in the floor right under the bed. He loves it so much, he wouldn't think of spending any of it on me. I never seen it but I know he's got more than a hunnert thousand at least...",One-hundred-thousand!? That
I wanted to talk.,I don't think we have anything to talk about.
I don't think we have anything to talk about.,What about us?
What about us?,"There is no us, remember?"
"There is no us, remember?","Except I can't get you out of my head, Grace."
"Except I can't get you out of my head, Grace.",Stop it.
Stop it.,"Why? Am I making you hot, or does the truth scare you?"
"Why? Am I making you hot, or does the truth scare you?",Because I know you're full of
Because I know you're full of,"I mean it, Grace. I'm getting out of here, and I want to take you with me."
"I mean it, Grace. I'm getting out of here, and I want to take you with me.",I thought you couldn't get your car.
I thought you couldn't get your car.,I could if I had Jake's money.
I could if I had Jake's money.,Is that what changed your mind? The money?
Is that what changed your mind? The money?,"I don't give a about the money. I want you, and I want to get us out of this There's only one way to do that."
"Are you sure?... About me, I mean?","I came back for you; this morning I came back. Before I even knew about the money. You're what I want. The only reason I stormed off is because you spooked me talking about Jake. But I've had nothing but time to think about it. It keeps coming back to you and me and us getting the out of here. But we've got to get the money, baby. We get the money, I get the car, then we get the out."
"I came back for you; this morning I came back. Before I even knew about the money. You're what I want. The only reason I stormed off is because you spooked me talking about Jake. But I've had nothing but time to think about it. It keeps coming back to you and me and us getting the out of here. But we've got to get the money, baby. We get the money, I get the car, then we get the out.",You said you couldn't anybody.
You said you couldn't anybody.,"We don't have to him. Just knock him out and tie him up 'till we get away. It was your idea, remember? I'm doing this for you. I'm doing this so you can fly...fly like a bird."
"When you're finished with me, I'm next! I been there, baby. I been there with other not anymore. I'll take you as far as California. If we can make that. After that you're on your own. Try Mexico. With all this bread, you can live like a queen.","I don't want to go to Mexico, Bobby! Please, I really want to be with you. Don't blow this. Don't you think I care about you?"
"I don't want to go to Mexico, Bobby! Please, I really want to be with you. Don't blow this. Don't you think I care about you?","I think you're a lying, back-stabbing psycho and one day you'll me. But it's nice to know you cared..."
"That's a shame, Bobby. A real shame.","And that's not the half of it, Mr. Arkadin..."
"And that's not the half of it, Mr. Arkadin...","""Arkady"""
"""Arkady""","Right, Mr. Arkady. And that's not the half of it. I got your money, and I go into this little grocery store in this hicktown to get something to eat and then... well, it gets <u>robbed</u>!"
"Right, Mr. Arkady. And that's not the half of it. I got your money, and I go into this little grocery store in this hicktown to get something to eat and then... well, it gets <u>robbed</u>!",...And let me guess. This robber -- he gets your money.
...And let me guess. This robber -- he gets your money.,No. Two of them. Two robbers. And they <u>both</u> get nailed... get shot by the old lady.
No. Two of them. Two robbers. And they <u>both</u> get nailed... get shot by the old lady.,The old lady?
The old lady?,"With a <u>shotgun</u>! She kills <u>both</u> of 'em, and... and the money in my bag gets all shredded to bloody pieces. Not one bill is left alive. I mean, what are the odds?"
Son of a,Virgil! Now look at what you done! Are you all right?
Virgil! Now look at what you done! Are you all right?,I think I burned my gun hand!
You this guy -- get him to do your dirty work and you think you can take the money and dump me?,"No baby, you got it wrong."
"No baby, you got it wrong.","This road don't go to Globe, Grace -- where were you going to meet me?"
"Goddamnit Virgil, stop! Don't!",...But I bet the story she <u>didn't</u> tell you was the best story of all. How old crazy Jake <u>was really her Papa</u>. And she <u>liked</u> Papa! And now she's killed the sonufabitch! Just like she's gonna you!
"Ya little you like it don't you! You like it this way -- rough and hard. Gotta go around on me, like your Mama, but you always gotta come home to Daddy, don't you, cause you know Daddy's the best.","Yes, yes, hit me...beat me, please."
"Yes, yes, hit me...beat me, please.","You been a bad girl, Grace. You took my heart from your Mama, didn't ya? You betrayed her! Like you did me. There ain't no forgivin' ya, girl!"
"You been a bad girl, Grace. You took my heart from your Mama, didn't ya? You betrayed her! Like you did me. There ain't no forgivin' ya, girl!","Oh no! Oh please forgive me, Papa!"
"Oh no! Oh please forgive me, Papa!","You broke her heart! You broke your Mama's heart. You stole me! That's right. it away. But it ain't ever goin' away, cause your Mama -- she's like a hungry ghost baby, she won't go away, she won't leave ya alone."
"You broke her heart! You broke your Mama's heart. You stole me! That's right. it away. But it ain't ever goin' away, cause your Mama -- she's like a hungry ghost baby, she won't go away, she won't leave ya alone.",No! No! Please!
What's the matter?,You didn't hear something?
You didn't hear something?,"Yeah, I heard a key slapping against my"
"Yeah, I heard a key slapping against my",There's someone in the house.
"Get out of the car, spread them. You can jawbone all you want or you have the right to <u>shut the up</u>! You commie Either way you're goin' to the can.",I want my lawyer!
When was the last time I wore pink?,The Mitchell barbecue three years ago.
The Mitchell barbecue three years ago.,Oh
Oh,Matching shirt and shorts. It was brutal.
...I think rust.,Rust?
Rust?,"As a color, not as rust. You know, a rust colored paint or wood?"
"Dunne, it's Jenkins, we got a guy at gate 17C with a bogus ticket. Says he knows you. He won't tell me his name.",What's he look like?
What's he look like?,He's got the most beautiful eyes... The kind of question is that? He's a guy.
He's got the most beautiful eyes... The kind of question is that? He's a guy.,Send him packing. I'm not walking all the way over there.
Send him packing. I'm not walking all the way over there.,Consider him packed. I didn't like his attitude... Struttin around with a cane and
I didn't think they'd really do it.,"What did you think, they come clear up from Kansas to us?"
"What did you think, they come clear up from Kansas to us?","That Kid... he's just a... boy. And that other one, Bill, being true to his wife..."
"That Kid... he's just a... boy. And that other one, Bill, being true to his wife...",What wife? He don't have no wife.
What wife? He don't have no wife.,He said...
He said...,"I told you, he don't have no wife, not aboveground, anyhow."
Where's Little Bill for Christ sake?,Ha. He was building his porch.
Ha. He was building his porch.,Building his porch!
"Some big guy beat the out of me. I guess I must look a lot like you, huh?","You don't look nothin' like me, mister."
"You don't look nothin' like me, mister.","I didn't mean no offense. I guess you're the one them cowboys cut up. Ned an' The Kid, my partners, are they... ?"
"I didn't mean no offense. I guess you're the one them cowboys cut up. Ned an' The Kid, my partners, are they... ?",They went out scouting when they saw your fever broke.
They went out scouting when they saw your fever broke.,Scouting?
Scouting?,On the Bar T... looking for... them.
On the Bar T... looking for... them.,Oh. How long I been here?
Oh. How long I been here?,Three days. Are you hungry?
Three days. Are you hungry?,Three days? I must be.
"Shut up, Alice. Little Bill, a whippin' ain't gonna settle this.",No?
No?,"This here's a lawful contract... betwixt me an' Delilah Fitzgerald, the Now I brung her clear from Boston, paid her expenses an' all, an' I got a contract which represents an investment of capital."
"This here's a lawful contract... betwixt me an' Delilah Fitzgerald, the Now I brung her clear from Boston, paid her expenses an' all, an' I got a contract which represents an investment of capital.",Property.
Property.,Damaged property. Like if I was to hamstring one of their cow ponies.
Damaged property. Like if I was to hamstring one of their cow ponies.,You figure nobody'll want to her.
You figure nobody'll want to her.,"no. Leastways, they won't pay to do it."
Yeah?,Them they been fuckin' an' fuckin' all them cowboys that come into town the last two weeks...
Them they been fuckin' an' fuckin' all them cowboys that come into town the last two weeks...,"Skinny, we got railroad barons an' cattle barons, but you' re gonna be the first of the billiard barons."
"Skinny, we got railroad barons an' cattle barons, but you' re gonna be the first of the billiard barons.","...They been fuckin' 'em, 'an tellin' every bow-legged one of 'em how they're payin' a thousand dollars to whatever sonofabitch kills them two boys which cut up Delilah."
An' all them cowboys been riding that beef down to Kansas an' Cheyenne?,Yup.
Yup.,All week?
All week?,I didn't hear nothin' till last night.
I didn't hear nothin' till last night.,Word must have got all the way to Texas by now.
Word must have got all the way to Texas by now.,"Oh, Bill, I guess nobody's gonna come clear from Texas."
"Oh, Bill, I guess nobody's gonna come clear from Texas.","They really got all that money, them"
"They really got all that money, them","You know how women kin lie... I knock 'em around a little, ask 'em where the money is, they say they don't have none?... but they coulda squirreled away that much, the five of 'em. Maybe."
"You know how women kin lie... I knock 'em around a little, ask 'em where the money is, they say they don't have none?... but they coulda squirreled away that much, the five of 'em. Maybe.","That much, huh?"
"That much, huh?",You could run off them two cowboys.
You could run off them two cowboys.,I could run off them
I could run off them,"Well, I guess they'll just up an' run anyhow, them two."
"Well, I guess they'll just up an' run anyhow, them two.",Nope. They'll stay out on the Spade country where they got friends.
"Well, Mister Hendershot, if I was to call you a no good sonofabitch an' a liar, an' if I was to say you in your pants on account of a cowardly soul... well, I guess then, you would show me your pistol right quick an' shoot me dead, ain't that so?","I... I guess I might... but like I said, I ain't armed."
I don't... deserve this... to die this way. I was... building a house.,"""Deserve"" don't mean Little Bill."
"""Deserve"" don't mean Little Bill.",I'll see you... in you three fingered
"First off... Corky didn't carry two pistols, though he should of.",But he was called...
But he was called...,"Some folks did call Old Corky ""Two Gun"" but not because he was sportin' two pistols but because he had a so big it was longer than the barrel on that Walker Colt he carried. An' the only insultin' he done was stickin' that big of his in some French Lady that Old Bob was sweet on... Well, one day Corky walked into the Blue Bottle and before he knows what's happening Bob takes a shot at him... and misses on account of he's drunker than"
"Well, that bullet whizzin' by panicked Corky, an' he done the wrong thing! Pulled his gun in such a hurry he shot off his own toe. Meantime, Bob aims good and squeezes off another... but he's so he misses again an' hits the thousand dollar mirror behind the bar. Well, now the Duck of Death is good as dead 'cause this time Corky does right an' aims real good, no hurry...",And?
And?,Bam! That Walker Colt blew up in his hand... which was a failing common to that model. Now if Corky would have really had two guns instead of just a big he could have defended himself to the end.
Bam! That Walker Colt blew up in his hand... which was a failing common to that model. Now if Corky would have really had two guns instead of just a big he could have defended himself to the end.,You... you mean... English Bob killed him while...?
You... you mean... English Bob killed him while...?,"Well he wasn't gonna wait for Corky to grow no new hand. He walked over real close, bein' an' shot him through the liver."
But if the other fellow is quicker and fires first...,He will be hurryin' and he will miss. That there is as fast as I can pull an' aim an' hit anythin' more'n ten feet away... unless it's a barn.
He will be hurryin' and he will miss. That there is as fast as I can pull an' aim an' hit anythin' more'n ten feet away... unless it's a barn.,But... if he doesn't miss?
But... if he doesn't miss?,"Then he will you. That is why there are so few dangerous men like old Bob there... an' like me. It ain't so easy to shoot a man anyhow... an' if the sonofabitch is shootin' back at you... well, it'll unnerve most fellas. Look here, let me show you somethin'. See this here pistol?"
Them's the keys. All you gotta do is shoot me an' you an' English Bob can ride out free as birds.,Is... is it... loaded?
Is... is it... loaded?,Wouldn't be no good if it wasn't. You got to it though.
The questions Little Bill asked him... what sort of questions was they?,About where you an' him was... an' where you was from... an' what your names was... an'...
About where you an' him was... an' where you was from... an' what your names was... an'...,What'd Ned say?
What'd Ned say?,"L-lies... at first. About how you was just passin' through and didn't nobody... an' Little Bill kept askin' questions, mixin' him up, catchin' lies... an' then he'd beat on Ned an' Ned would cry and lie some more an' then... then..."
"L-lies... at first. About how you was just passin' through and didn't nobody... an' Little Bill kept askin' questions, mixin' him up, catchin' lies... an' then he'd beat on Ned an' Ned would cry and lie some more an' then... then...",Then... what?
Then... what?,A cowboy come in sayin' you killed Quick Mike in the house at the Bar T...
A cowboy come in sayin' you killed Quick Mike in the house at the Bar T...,An' Little Bill killed Ned for what I done?
An' Little Bill killed Ned for what I done?,Not on purpose. But he started hurtin' him worse... makin' him tell stuff. First ned wouldn't say nothin'... but Little Bill hurt him so bad he said who you was...
"He said that, huh?","I'm a killer myself, only I ain't killed so many as you because of my youth. Schofield Kid, they call me."
"I'm a killer myself, only I ain't killed so many as you because of my youth. Schofield Kid, they call me.",Schofield? You from Schofield?
Schofield? You from Schofield?,On account of my Schofield model Smith and Wesson pistol.
On account of my Schofield model Smith and Wesson pistol.,Oh.
Oh.,"Well, how about it?"
"Well, how about it?",About what?
About what?,Bein' my partner. I'm headin' North up around the Niobrara in Nebraska. Gonna a couple of no good cowboys.
Bein' my partner. I'm headin' North up around the Niobrara in Nebraska. Gonna a couple of no good cowboys.,What for?
What for?,"For cuttin' up a lady. They cut up her face an' cut her eyes out, cut her ears off an' her too."
"For cuttin' up a lady. They cut up her face an' cut her eyes out, cut her ears off an' her too.",Jesus!
Jesus!,Thousand dollars of reward. Five hundred a piece.
"What the are you pissin' about, I'd like to know?",Huh?
Huh?,"Well, what were you lookin' at anyhow?"
"Well, what were you lookin' at anyhow?",Lookin' at?
"Now hold on, boys, hold on. Now, Kid, you kin see fifty yards, can't you?",Bet your I kin see fifty yards an' I kin shoot this sonofabitch...
Bet your I kin see fifty yards an' I kin shoot this sonofabitch...,"Easy, Kid, easy. Now, you hear that, Ned? The Kid can see fifty yards fine, hear?"
"Say, Bill. That business in Jackson County... did that really happen? I mean how they say it happened?",What business?
What business?,"An' how there was two deputies up close pointin' rifles at you... had you dead to rights... an' how you pulled out a pistol an' blew them both away to an' only took a scratch yourself. Uncle Pete told me he never seen nothin' like it, shootin' your way out of a scrape like that."
"An' how there was two deputies up close pointin' rifles at you... had you dead to rights... an' how you pulled out a pistol an' blew them both away to an' only took a scratch yourself. Uncle Pete told me he never seen nothin' like it, shootin' your way out of a scrape like that.",Well... I don't recollect.
Well... I don't recollect.,You don't recollect!
It's gonna get riper yet.,You still think he's in there?
You still think he's in there?,"Yeah, he's in there."
"Yeah, he's in there.","Well, he's holding on to his like it was money."
"Well, he's holding on to his like it was money.",He's in there.
He's in there.,Tell me right off if you see him.
Tell me right off if you see him.,Yup.
Yup.,You... you ain't gonna shoot him yourownself?
You... you ain't gonna shoot him yourownself?,You can shoot him.
"Take a drink, Kid.",Oh Ch-ch-christ... it don't... it don't seem... real... How he's... DEAD... how he ain't gonna breathe no more... n-n-never. Or the other one neither... On account of... of just... pullin' a trigger.
Got used to my bed. Ain't gonna feel to home out here.,"Well, it ain't just the bed I'm gonna miss. I'm... Billy, I'm sorry. I didn't mean..."
"Well, it ain't just the bed I'm gonna miss. I'm... Billy, I'm sorry. I didn't mean...","It ain't nothin', don't fret it. She don't like it much, you goin' off with me."
"It ain't nothin', don't fret it. She don't like it much, you goin' off with me.",Sally?
Sally?,She gave me the evil eye.
She gave me the evil eye.,It's just... she's a Indian an' Indians ain't... overfriendly.
It's just... she's a Indian an' Indians ain't... overfriendly.,"I ain't blamin' her, Ned, I ain't holdin' it against her. She knew me back then... an' she seen what a no good sonofabitch I was... an' she won't allow how I've changed. She just don't know how I ain't like that no more."
"I ain't blamin' her, Ned, I ain't holdin' it against her. She knew me back then... an' she seen what a no good sonofabitch I was... an' she won't allow how I've changed. She just don't know how I ain't like that no more.","Well, she..."
"Well, she...","I ain't the same, Ned. Claudia, she... straightened me up, got me clear of the whiskey an' all. Us goin' to do this killin'... that don't mean I'm back to like I was. I just need the money... for a new start... for them youngsters. Remember that drover, the one I shot in the mouth so's the teeth come out the back of his head? I dream about him now an' again. I didn't have no reason to shoot him... not one I could remember when I sobered up."
"I ain't the same, Ned. Claudia, she... straightened me up, got me clear of the whiskey an' all. Us goin' to do this killin'... that don't mean I'm back to like I was. I just need the money... for a new start... for them youngsters. Remember that drover, the one I shot in the mouth so's the teeth come out the back of his head? I dream about him now an' again. I didn't have no reason to shoot him... not one I could remember when I sobered up.",You was a... a crazy sonofabitch.
You was a... a crazy sonofabitch.,Nobody liked me... none of the boys. They was scared of me... figured I might shoot 'em out of pure meanness.
Nobody liked me... none of the boys. They was scared of me... figured I might shoot 'em out of pure meanness.,You ain't like that no more.
You ain't like that no more.,Eagle... he hated my guts. Bonaparte didn't like me none.
Eagle... he hated my guts. Bonaparte didn't like me none.,"Nor Quincy, I guess."
"Nor Quincy, I guess.","Quincy, he was always watchin' me. Scared."
"Quincy, he was always watchin' me. Scared.",You ain't like that no more.
You ain't like that no more.,no. I'm just a fella now. Ain't no different from anyone else no more.
Some fucker's shootin' at us.,Yeah.
Yeah.,He hit you?
He hit you?,Naw. I bumped my head fallin' off of my horse.
He ain't shootin' our way no more. He's shootin' over that way. Who's he shootin' at over that way?,Beats the out of me.
Beats the out of me.,You suppose maybe we're in somebody's field?
You suppose maybe we're in somebody's field?,I didn't see nothin' planted.
I brung this for when we had to them fellows. I guess we could use some now.,Not for me. I don't touch it no more.
Not for me. I don't touch it no more.,"it, Bill, it's rainin'."
"it, Bill, it's rainin'.","I know it's rainin', Give the Kid a drink, why dontcha?"
"Me an' the Kid, we'll head over to the ranch an' as soon as we find him, we'll shoot him. Then we'll come back an' the three of us pick up the money an' head South together.",Supposin' he don't go to the ranch?
Supposin' he don't go to the ranch?,I'll bet anything he won't go to town nor he won't ride out on the range. Right off he'll hole up at the ranch.
I'll bet anything he won't go to town nor he won't ride out on the range. Right off he'll hole up at the ranch.,"I ain't waitin', Bill. I'll look in on your youngsters when I get back."
"I ain't waitin', Bill. I'll look in on your youngsters when I get back.","Ned, don't pay no mind to what the Kid said about the money. I'll bring your share along, hear? The Kid's full of hear?"
"You was right to change your mind, Kid.",Yeah?
Yeah?,I'm a good shot. See that hawk up there? I could that hawk with one shot.
"He's gonna die, ain't he?",Maybe.
Maybe.,"Well, suppose he does?"
"Well, suppose he does?",We'll bury him.
We'll bury him.,That ain't what I mean.
That ain't what I mean.,"You mean, am I gonna help you them cowboys?"
"You mean, am I gonna help you them cowboys?","I can't spot 'em myself but you could. That red-haired one, you could spot a half-mile off, I bet."
"I can't spot 'em myself but you could. That red-haired one, you could spot a half-mile off, I bet.",An' if I spot 'em?
An' if I spot 'em?,I'll ride up close an' shoot 'em!
I'll ride up close an' shoot 'em!,Just like that?
Just like that?,I told you I'm a killer. I done it before. I'm more killer than him.
I told you I'm a killer. I done it before. I'm more killer than him.,Yeah?
Yeah?,yeah.
Not dope. Something else. Some what?.. He doesn't what they were buying. But not dope... people.,&lt;&lt;I'll tell you everything. I'11 even say it slow enough for you to understand it. Just tell this man I want protection. Real protection.&gt;&gt;
How many times have you been in a line- up? It's always you and four dummies. The P.D. pays homeless guys ten bucks a head half the time. No way they'd line five felons in the same row. No way. And what the is a voice line-.up? A public defender could get you off of that.,So why the was I hauled in and cavity searched tonight?
So why the was I hauled in and cavity searched tonight?,"It was the Feds. A truck load of guns gets snagged, Customs comes down on N.Y.P.D. for some answers - they come up with us. They're grabbing at straws. It's politics - nothing you can do."
"It was the Feds. A truck load of guns gets snagged, Customs comes down on N.Y.P.D. for some answers - they come up with us. They're grabbing at straws. It's politics - nothing you can do.",I had a guy's fingers in my tonight.
"Everybody I ever worked with, did time with.",They know everything.
It's This guy could be L.A.P.D. I think it's a setup.,"The way I hear it, Soze is some kind of butcher. No pity."
I know you. You don't think I know you're on the take. This whole precinct is dirty. You don't have a leg to stand on.,Hockney was just a bad Good with explosives. Mean as a snake when it mattered .
What the do you want?,I wanted to talk to you. The other guys -
I wanted to talk to you. The other guys -,"I did you a favor by standing up for you last night, but don't think we're friends. I'm sorry, but I have other things -"
"I did you a favor by standing up for you last night, but don't think we're friends. I'm sorry, but I have other things -","They're gonna do a job. Three million dollars, maybe more."
Don't hurt me.,"Hurt you, you sonofabitch? I could you."
How are they going to do it?,McManus wants to go in shooting. I said no way.
McManus wants to go in shooting. I said no way.,Fenster and Hockney?
Fenster and Hockney?,"They're pretty off. They'll do anything. Now I got a way to do it without killing anyone: but like I said, they won't let me in without you."
"They're pretty off. They'll do anything. Now I got a way to do it without killing anyone: but like I said, they won't let me in without you.",Three million?
Three million?,Maybe more.
Maybe more.,No killing?
No killing?,Not if we do it my way.
with what?,"You know well, dead-man."
"You know well, dead-man.","Hey, that was your mistake, not mine. Did you ever think to ask me? I've been"
"My employer requires your services. One job. One day's work. Very dangerous. I don't expect all of you to live, but those who do will have ninety-one million dollars to divide any way they see fit.",Who's your boss?
Who's your boss?,My employer wishes to remain anonymous.
My employer wishes to remain anonymous.,Don't me off. We all know what this is. You don't work with me if I work with you without knowing who I'm working for. Now let's cut the Who's the man?
Don't me off. We all know what this is. You don't work with me if I work with you without knowing who I'm working for. Now let's cut the Who's the man?,I work for Keyser Sate.
Weapons. Misdemeanor two.,What'the is that?
I know what I wanted to know about Keaton.,Which is
Which is,No matter. He'll have to know how close we came.
No matter. He'll have to know how close we came.,"Keyser Sate or not, if Keaton's alive he'll never come up again."
"Keyser Sate or not, if Keaton's alive he'll never come up again.",I'11 find him.
I'11 find him.,Waste of time.
Waste of time.,A rumor is not a rumor that doesn't die.
A rumor is not a rumor that doesn't die.,What?
What?,Nothing. Something I - forget it.
"Sure. Fifteen years ago, but he was a good thief Anyway, the cops wouldn't let him go legit.",Keaton was a piece of
I don't know about that.,"I don't think you do. But you say you saw Keaton die. I think you're covering his and he's still out there somewhere. I think he was behind that whole circus in the harbor. My bet is he's using you because you're and you think he's your friend. You tell me he's dead, so be it. I want to make sure he's dead before I go back to New York."
"I don't think you do. But you say you saw Keaton die. I think you're covering his and he's still out there somewhere. I think he was behind that whole circus in the harbor. My bet is he's using you because you're and you think he's your friend. You tell me he's dead, so be it. I want to make sure he's dead before I go back to New York.",He wasn't behind anything. It was the lawyer.
He wasn't behind anything. It was the lawyer.,What lawyer?
You think I don't know you held out on the D.A.? What did you leave out of that testimony? I can be on the phone to Ruby Deemer in ten minutes.,The D.A. gave me immunity.
The D.A. gave me immunity.,"NOT FROM ME, YOU PIECE OF THERE IS NO IMMUNITY FROM ME. You atone with me or the world you live in becomes the you fear in the back of your tiny mind. Every criminal I have put in prison,"
"I came clean. I told it like it happened on the boat. So what if I left out how I got there? It's got so many holes in it, the D.A. would've told me to blow amnesty out my So you got what you wanted out of me. Big deal.",And this is why you never told the D.A.
And this is why you never told the D.A.,"You tell me, Agent Kujan. If I told you the Loch Ness Monster hired me to hit the harbor, what would you say?"
"You tell me, Agent Kujan. If I told you the Loch Ness Monster hired me to hit the harbor, what would you say?",Turn state's evidence. Take the stand on this and we'll hear it out.
I've got immunity now. What can you possibly offer me?,If there is a Keyser Soze he'll be looking for you.
If there is a Keyser Soze he'll be looking for you.,"Where's your head, Agent Kujan? Where do you think the pressure's coming from? Keyser Soze - or whatever you want to call him - knows where I am right now. He's got the front burner under' your to let me go so he can scoop me up ten minutes later. Immunity was just to deal with you assholes. I got a whole new problem when I post bail."
"Where's your head, Agent Kujan? Where do you think the pressure's coming from? Keyser Soze - or whatever you want to call him - knows where I am right now. He's got the front burner under' your to let me go so he can scoop me up ten minutes later. Immunity was just to deal with you assholes. I got a whole new problem when I post bail.",So why play into his hands? We can protect you.
So why play into his hands? We can protect you.,"Gee, thanks, Dave. Bang-up job so far. Extortion, coercion. You'll pardon me if I ask you to kiss my pucker. The same that rounded us up and sank us into this mess are telling me They'll bail me out? you. You think you can catch Keyser Soze? You think a guy like that comes this close to getting fingered and sticks his head out? If he comes up for anything, it will be to get rid of me. After that, my guess is you'll never hear from him again."
Edie...,He used all of you to get him on that boat. He couldn't get on alone and he had to pull the trigger himself to make sure he got his man. The one man that could identify him.
He used all of you to get him on that boat. He couldn't get on alone and he had to pull the trigger himself to make sure he got his man. The one man that could identify him.,This is all
This is all,"He left you to stay behind and tell us he was dead. You saw him die, right? Or did you? You had to hide when the first police cars showed up. You heard the shot, just before the fire but you didn't see him die."
"He left you to stay behind and tell us he was dead. You saw him die, right? Or did you? You had to hide when the first police cars showed up. You heard the shot, just before the fire but you didn't see him die.",I knew him. He would never -
I knew him. He would never -,He programmed you to tell us just what he wanted you to. Customs has been
"Mary Rooney, the obstetrical nurse...",What did these people do when her heart stopped?
What did these people do when her heart stopped?,We went to Code Blue...
We went to Code Blue...,"`Code Blue,' what does that mean...?"
"`Code Blue,' what does that mean...?","It's a common medical expression, it's a crash program to restore the heartbeat. Dr. Marx cut an airway in her trachea, to get her oxygen, her and the baby...Ms.Nevins..."
"It's a common medical expression, it's a crash program to restore the heartbeat. Dr. Marx cut an airway in her trachea, to get her oxygen, her and the baby...Ms.Nevins...",Why wasn't she getting oxygen...?
Why wasn't she getting oxygen...?,"Well, many reasons, actually..."
"Well, many reasons, actually...",Tell me one?
Tell me one?,She'd aspirated vomitus into her mask...
She'd aspirated vomitus into her mask...,She THREW UP IN HER MASK. Let's cut the Say it: She THREW UP IN HER MASK.
"Now, have you boys tried to resolve your little difficulty because that certainly would save the Commonwealth a lot of time and bother.","This is a complicated case, your Honor..."
"This is a complicated case, your Honor...","I'm sure it is, Frank: and let me tell you something. If we find it so complex, how in the you think you're going to make a jury understand it? See my point? Let's talk a minute. Frank: what will you and your client take right now this very minute to walk out of here and let this thing drop?"
"I'm sure it is, Frank: and let me tell you something. If we find it so complex, how in the you think you're going to make a jury understand it? See my point? Let's talk a minute. Frank: what will you and your client take right now this very minute to walk out of here and let this thing drop?","My client can't walk, your Honor."
"My client can't walk, your Honor.","I know full well she can't, Frank. You see the Padre on your way out and he'll punch your ticket. You follow me? I'm trying to help you."
"Galvin, look, many years ago...","And don't give me this 'I was a lawyer, too.' 'Cause I know who you were. You couldn't hack it as a lawyer. You were Bag Man for the Boys and you still are. I know who you are."
"And don't give me this 'I was a lawyer, too.' 'Cause I know who you were. You couldn't hack it as a lawyer. You were Bag Man for the Boys and you still are. I know who you are.",Are you done?
Are you done?,right I'm done. I'm going to ask for a mistrial and I'm going to request that you disqualify yourself from sitting on this case. I'm going to take a transcript to the State and ask that they impeach your
right I'm done. I'm going to ask for a mistrial and I'm going to request that you disqualify yourself from sitting on this case. I'm going to take a transcript to the State and ask that they impeach your,"You aren't going to get a mistrial, boy. We're going back this afternoon, we're going to try this case to an end. Now you get out of here before I call the Bailiff and have you thrown in jail."
"Hi, Mickey ...",What the do you think you're doing ...? What's going on here ...?
What the do you think you're doing ...? What's going on here ...?,Uh ...
Uh ...,you. I got a call today from Sally Doneghy ...
you. I got a call today from Sally Doneghy ...,... now who is that ...?
... now who is that ...?,... You're 'sposed to be in court in ten days and she's telling me you haven't even met with them ...
... You're 'sposed to be in court in ten days and she's telling me you haven't even met with them ...,"Sally Doneghy, now who is that?"
"Sally Doneghy, now who is that?",One lousy letter eighteen months ago. . . .I try to throw a fuckin' case your way ...
One lousy letter eighteen months ago. . . .I try to throw a fuckin' case your way ...,"... hey, I don't need your charity ..."
"... hey, I don't need your charity ...",... I get these people to trust you --they're coming here tomorrow by the way --I get this expert doctor to talk to you. I'm doing all your fuckin' legwork -- and it's eighteen months. You're 'sposed to be in court. I bet you haven't even seen the file.
"How's your love life, Midge?",That's following a train of thought.
That's following a train of thought.,Well?
Well?,Normal.
Normal.,Aren't you ever going to get married?
Aren't you ever going to get married?,"You know there's only one man in the world for me, Johnny-O."
"You know there's only one man in the world for me, Johnny-O.","Yeah, I'm a brute. We were engaged once though, weren't we?"
"Yeah, I'm a brute. We were engaged once though, weren't we?",Three whole weeks.
Three whole weeks.,"Ah, sweet college days. But you're the one who blew it. I'm still available. Available Ferguson. Say, Midge, do you remember a guy at college named Gavin Elster?"
"Ah, sweet college days. But you're the one who blew it. I'm still available. Available Ferguson. Say, Midge, do you remember a guy at college named Gavin Elster?",Gavin? Gavin Elster? You'd think I'd would. No.
Gavin? Gavin Elster? You'd think I'd would. No.,"I got a call from him today. Funny. He dropped out of sight during the war, and I'd heard he'd gone East. I guess he's back. It's a Mission number."
"I got a call from him today. Funny. He dropped out of sight during the war, and I'd heard he'd gone East. I guess he's back. It's a Mission number.",That's Skid Row... isn't it?
That's Skid Row... isn't it?,Could be.
Could be.,He's probably on the bum and wants to touch you for the price of a drink.
He's probably on the bum and wants to touch you for the price of a drink.,"Well, I'm on the bum; I'll buy him a couple of drinks and tell him my troubles. But not tonight. If you won't drink with me, I'll drink alone, tonight."
"Well, I'm on the bum; I'll buy him a couple of drinks and tell him my troubles. But not tonight. If you won't drink with me, I'll drink alone, tonight.","Sorry, old man. Work."
"Sorry, old man. Work.","Midge, what did you mean, there's no losing it?"
"Midge, what did you mean, there's no losing it?",What.
What.,My... the acrophobia.
My... the acrophobia.,"I asked my doctor. He said only another emotional shock could do it, and probably wouldn't. And you're not going to go diving off another rooftop to find out."
"I asked my doctor. He said only another emotional shock could do it, and probably wouldn't. And you're not going to go diving off another rooftop to find out.",I think I can lick it.
I think I can lick it.,How?
How?,I've got a theory. Look. If I can get used to heights just a little at a time... progressively see?
Johnny!,"Oh, it! it, it --"
They'll get us on accesory to,"it's not accesory. I didn't do You call the cops, you explain it was an accident..."
I'm not going to ruin my life over a dead,"That's a horrible comment. ""Dead She's a person!"
"Tonight we return once again to the cave. Tonight we let the monsters out. We fill ourselves with the spirits of Genghis Khan, Joe Namath, JFK, Paton, Lombardi, Hemingway...",Franco Harris!
This is pathetic.,You're pathetic.
You're pathetic.,What did you say?
What did you say?,You're not a team player.
You're not a team player.,Don't point at me.
Don't point at me.,You never were a team player. That's why you never had any friends.
You never were a team player. That's why you never had any friends.,I have plenty of friends.
I have plenty of friends.,The you do.
The you do.,The I don't.
The I don't.,You have acquaintances - business friends and superficial golf buddies. You have always been a fringe player. You have some serious male on male intimacy problems.
You have acquaintances - business friends and superficial golf buddies. You have always been a fringe player. You have some serious male on male intimacy problems.,What are you talking about?
About anybody but yourself. You never have.,And you're a little reject.
And you're a little reject.,Eat my
You got a kid and a pig wife.,You
Don't you threaten me you little rat,Don't you threaten me - I'll you.
Don't you threaten me - I'll you.,Go home!
Go home!,You go home!
She's got no pulse.,You don't know what you're doing.
"Wrap her up in blankets. Bring the car around to the back of the hotel, throw her off the balcony, put her in the car...Done.",You don't think someone will have a problem with a body being thrown off a balcony?
You don't think someone will have a problem with a body being thrown off a balcony?,We check out the area and wait for a time when it's clear.
We check out the area and wait for a time when it's clear.,What about the blood?
What about the blood?,"Someone goes to Walmart, gets some buckets, brushes, mops, and Span, the works."
"Someone goes to Walmart, gets some buckets, brushes, mops, and Span, the works.",Have you ever done this before?
Have you ever done this before?,"The reality is, you take away the horror of this situation, take away the tragedy of the death, take away the moral and ethical implications of all the you have had conditioned, beaten, into your head since grade one. What are we left with? What? A 115 lb. problem. 115 lbs. that must be moved from point A to point B. Now, a straight line in the shortest distance but we are denied the luxury of a visible straight line. But that line exists and I see it.I see that line. Trust me. Adam. Trust me...I can take care of this."
How do you figure?,"According to Jewish law, the blood and limbs are considered to be part of the human being. They must be buried together or their souls won't rest in peace."
"According to Jewish law, the blood and limbs are considered to be part of the human being. They must be buried together or their souls won't rest in peace.",So that's what we're doing.
So that's what we're doing.,No we're not. The bodies are all mixed up. We can't do this to them.
No we're not. The bodies are all mixed up. We can't do this to them.,She's Asian. They don't have Jews in Asia.
She's Asian. They don't have Jews in Asia.,That is absolutely not true.
That is absolutely not true.,Well what the are we supposed to do?
Well what the are we supposed to do?,"Open the suitcases, unpack the body parts and reunite the limbs."
"Now I am the last to say that we have done here is a good thing. It's not. It's not a good thing. But it was, given the circumstances, the smart play. We did what had to be done. And...well...I'm proud of us. I'm proud of each and every one of us. We performed. Under the most complex and nerve shattering of situations, we stood fast and we delivered. I feel proud.","We are all going straight to Either or prison, whichever comes first."
"We are all going straight to Either or prison, whichever comes first.","Wrong. That is flat out wrong. is for cowards, for hypocrites who fear to live by the strenght of their own convictions. This is war. Given the circumstances, and given the fact that we are alive and they are not, we have chosen life over death. Two wrongs don't make a right. So our conviction and execution would only mean more death here, not less."
you Boyd!,Any time boy!
You got some mighty fine bad timing Adam. We got a rehearsal situation here.,I don't give a
I didn't do anything! I'll turn your pathetic in!,Adam! Calm down.
Adam! Calm down.,I won't calm down. I can't do this. We can't do this. It won't work. It will not work.
I won't calm down. I can't do this. We can't do this. It won't work. It will not work.,It has worked.
It has worked.,"I'm talking about DNA samples, fiber optics, search parties, they got infrared scanners, FBI scientists. They figure this out. They always figure it out."
"I'm talking about DNA samples, fiber optics, search parties, they got infrared scanners, FBI scientists. They figure this out. They always figure it out.",They won't figure it out.
They won't figure it out.,I got children. I've got a life.
"Honey, go in there and get some Starbursts.",What?
What?,They're screaming for Starbursts.
They're screaming for Starbursts.,Later.
Later.,They're screaming like monsters and it's giving me a headache. Go get some Starbursts.
Where's the candy?,There is no candy!
There is no candy!,What do you mean? It's it's a Mini-Mart?!
Have you thought about what I said?,"Jesus Adam, can we not get into this now please?"
"Jesus Adam, can we not get into this now please?","I got a migraine like a little monkey kicking in the side of my skull, Mike Tyson with a sledge hammer trying to crack..."
"I got a migraine like a little monkey kicking in the side of my skull, Mike Tyson with a sledge hammer trying to crack...",I got you.
I got you.,Where's the bathroom?
Oh This is insane.,What's insane is the fact that Micheal here put a girl's head through a toilet. That's insane.
"That is a load of Personal power has nothing to do with any of this. Tony Robbins has helped me to unlock energy and see my options more clearly, yes, but to give him credit for this, for all of this...Well that's just more than the man deserves.",I think we should say some words over the grave.
I think we should say some words over the grave.,What kind of words?
What kind of words?,I'm talking about prayer.
I'm talking about prayer.,Go ahead.
Regarding what?,"Does she sound scared, hostile? Did she mention the police?"
"Does she sound scared, hostile? Did she mention the police?","No, but she's definitely and hostile. And she's clearly starting to think that's something's not right."
This is a situation that defies judgement. We have acted and showed courage that is not of a kind known by most.,I'm getting really tired of your
I'm getting really tired of your,My what?
My what?,You've got a warped thought process. Your brain doesn't function properly.
You've got a warped thought process. Your brain doesn't function properly.,You care to add a little specification to that slanderous accusation?
You care to add a little specification to that slanderous accusation?,"I'm talking about some bad, bad, very bad things. Bad things! Those are bad things!"
"I'm talking about some bad, bad, very bad things. Bad things! Those are bad things!",Okay fine.
Okay fine.,Fine? Fine what?
Fine? Fine what?,Whatever you say Kojak.
Whatever you say Kojak.,I'm serious.
I'm serious.,I'm serious. I'm the serious one here. I'm the one making the play. I'm the Indian Runner. And I want my money.
Blood money. Insurance dollars that you have thus far decided not to tell me about at all. In no way have you mentioned that money. And I find that to be very very offensive.,You're sick.
You're sick.,"And if you think you can me, don't. Cause I'm insulated Fisher. Protected. Backed up on floppy. Do you get me? I want my money!"
"And if you think you can me, don't. Cause I'm insulated Fisher. Protected. Backed up on floppy. Do you get me? I want my money!",Not a prayer.
Not a prayer.,"I'm a lifesaver. A lighthouse. Up all night in the rain, in stormy gale force wind, tornado and earthquakes. I stay lit for you. I stay lit. I don't go dark. I never go dark!"
"I'm a lifesaver. A lighthouse. Up all night in the rain, in stormy gale force wind, tornado and earthquakes. I stay lit for you. I stay lit. I don't go dark. I never go dark!",You need help.
You're a,It's my opinion.
The I did!,The you didn't!
The you didn't!,The I did!
The I did!,You said one in two marriages end in divorce.
You said one in two marriages end in divorce.,I never heard that.
"If I'm the king of Israel, I say to myself, King, I say to myself, King... Take a good look around. What do I see?",Israel doesn't have a King.
Israel doesn't have a King.,Then what do they have?
Then what do they have?,They have a president. A Benjamin Yahoo something.
They have a president. A Benjamin Yahoo something.,"I say to myself, look at the map. Look what's all around you. People who wish bad bad things for you and your people. For thousands of years the Jews are fighting everybody. It used to be they'd throw rocks, then the iron revolution and they would attack with spears. Then the gunpowder revolution. Now they're shooting fire power back and forth, all day bullets flying, babies getting shot."
"I say to myself, look at the map. Look what's all around you. People who wish bad bad things for you and your people. For thousands of years the Jews are fighting everybody. It used to be they'd throw rocks, then the iron revolution and they would attack with spears. Then the gunpowder revolution. Now they're shooting fire power back and forth, all day bullets flying, babies getting shot.",What's your point?
What's your point?,Now if I'm the King of Israel and all these sand are armed to the gills and you know it's just a matter of time ...right? Am I right?
Now if I'm the King of Israel and all these sand are armed to the gills and you know it's just a matter of time ...right? Am I right?,"The Israelis can protect themselves. They got the Mossad thing happening. Mossad's for real, man. They scalp babies."
"The Israelis can protect themselves. They got the Mossad thing happening. Mossad's for real, man. They scalp babies.",There's my point exactly.
There's my point exactly.,What? What's your point?
What? What's your point?,Take Mexico.
Take Mexico.,What?
What?,"Lock up the chickens, dig up the holy dirt, pack up the wailing crying wall thing they bang their heads on all day long, stick it all on a big tug boat. The whole country picks up and takes Mexico."
"A little gut check time fellas. A time for some serious self-exploration. How do I function? For real? No more Can I keep my cool when they bounce my bananas? When they won't play my song? etc, etc. Do you get me? Do you get me?","Not really, no."
"Not really, no.","Not a problem. Understand not my words, but follow my orders. Follow my orders."
Did you send in all of the deposit checks?,I think so.
I think so.,"What do you mean, you think so?"
"What do you mean, you think so?","I sent a lot of checks, I'm not sure what all of them are."
"I sent a lot of checks, I'm not sure what all of them are.",The wedding cake check?
The wedding cake check?,Sent it.
Sent it.,Photographer?
Photographer?,Sent it.
Sent it.,Florist?
Florist?,Yup.
Yup.,Caterer?
Caterer?,Yes.
Yes.,"Hotel for my parents, the tent, the band, the Judge..."
"Hotel for my parents, the tent, the band, the Judge...",I think I forgot the tent.
I think I forgot the tent.,You forgot the tent?
You forgot the tent?,I think so.
I think so.,Why?
Why?,Why what?
Why what?,Why did you forget the tent check?
Why did you forget the tent check?,I didn't mean to Liz. I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to Liz. I'm sorry.,You can't play around with these tent people.
You can't play around with these tent people.,I'm not playing around. I forgot.
I'm not playing around. I forgot.,What else have you forgot?
What else have you forgot?,How could I know what else I forgot?
How could I know what else I forgot?,I'm working my off here. I've taken care of absolutely everything Keith.
I'm working my off here. I've taken care of absolutely everything Keith.,Because you wanted to. You wanted this to be your wedding not your parent's.
Because you wanted to. You wanted this to be your wedding not your parent's.,Don't you dare.
Don't you dare.,What?
What?,"Don't you put this on me. Don't do it, don't do it, don't do it, don't..."
"I wanted to just take this final opportunity to visit with you. You know, just to be with you, father and son, before you run off and do your own husband, daddy thing. I'm just so proud of knows I didn't always play it right with you...",You did all right dad.
You did all right dad.,I could have done it better. I'm a ball-buster I am.
I could have done it better. I'm a ball-buster I am.,You never walked away dad. You could have walked away.
You never walked away dad. You could have walked away.,"I'm just so scared of that song. That ""My son just arrived the other day...he says thanks for the ball, come on let's play. I got lots of bills come again next day. He's grown up just like me...My boy is just like me."" Gordon Lightfoot, Cat Stevens, whoever, that song just kills me."
"I'm just so scared of that song. That ""My son just arrived the other day...he says thanks for the ball, come on let's play. I got lots of bills come again next day. He's grown up just like me...My boy is just like me."" Gordon Lightfoot, Cat Stevens, whoever, that song just kills me.","Harry Chaplin. ""Cats in the Cradle."""
"Harry Chaplin. ""Cats in the Cradle.""",Just kills me...
Just kills me...,I love you dad.
I love you dad.,"I love you so much it hurts. Me and your mother marvel at what you have become. You're going to have a wonderful journey with this girl. I feel it deep inside. A wonderful, magical journey. And I'm, like I said, just so proud of how you turned out. You go out and knock 'em dead Keith. Knock'em dead!"
Everything okay?,"Yeah, Dad. It's great."
"Yeah, Dad. It's great.","Well, I'm in the middle of my toast here."
"Well, I'm in the middle of my toast here.","OK, OK. You guys just go back in. Dad, keep going with the toast, we'll be right in. Go on."
"Mike Brenn. Yes. Yes. 14.3 at 7.5 for 6. At 29.83 at 9. I'm amazed the windows don't blow out of their sockets with all the repressed, rage in these soul-less lizards.",I just want her to be happy.
I just want her to be happy.,"Same alarm clock every morning, same two pops on the same snooze button... Micheal Brenn. Yes...Yes... Hold your horses. Okay. Got it. 6.321 at 17.28 for 6.6 at 9.256 out at 3432.343. Same shower, towel, toothbrush, razor, hair gel. It's a epidemic Fisher and you better start addressing it. You're getting married and I'm not going to candy-coat it. It just gets worse. It's an eighteen wheel cement mixer that will crush every bone in your body."
"Dad used to bring home these sparklers to me and Adam. Out back we'd light 'em up. The three of us. We'd hold 'em up to the sky and watch the explosions of light. Sparks. And dad would be all... ""Get ready""...""watch for it""...""here it comes,"" here comes the ""wahoo"".",The wahoo?
The wahoo?,"The sparkler would burn hot, then hotter, then even hotter...and there would be one moment of pure burn when that little would cook just perfect. Perfect. It would only last a second, but that second was it. It was it. That's what dad had us looking for...You get me?"
"The sparkler would burn hot, then hotter, then even hotter...and there would be one moment of pure burn when that little would cook just perfect. Perfect. It would only last a second, but that second was it. It was it. That's what dad had us looking for...You get me?",The wahoo moment?
The wahoo moment?,"That's my point! You see Man...burning at his absolute. To see all the forces just come together, just right, you know, just in perfect harmony. That's what I'm driving at. You get me?"
"That's my point! You see Man...burning at his absolute. To see all the forces just come together, just right, you know, just in perfect harmony. That's what I'm driving at. You get me?",I think so.
I think so.,"I've been looking for that flash and I look and I look and I can't find it. And what if I already had it? You know. My moment? What if it's gone? And I never saw it? You're getting married, man. That's a beautiful thing. Just a beautiful thing. I just can't stop breaking beautiful things."
You alright?,"Yeah. I'm thinking about Micheal's Franco Harris fixation. You know how Micheal was always harping ""Immaculate Reception?"" I've seen that play. A lot of times...and I have to say this... Franco was lucky. Flat out, right place, right time. That's it. He was where the ball bounced. You get me?"
"Yeah. I'm thinking about Micheal's Franco Harris fixation. You know how Micheal was always harping ""Immaculate Reception?"" I've seen that play. A lot of times...and I have to say this... Franco was lucky. Flat out, right place, right time. That's it. He was where the ball bounced. You get me?",I guess.
I guess.,"I'm saying it's luck. All luck. You work your entire life, all the training, focus, all the dedication, all irrelevant. Where does the ball bounce? My father spent his whole life trying to start a company, practiced every day, worked like a dog, finally got enough money. He's paid the dues, he's ready, does all the market research, picks his shot - ""Pup Corn."""
"I'm saying it's luck. All luck. You work your entire life, all the training, focus, all the dedication, all irrelevant. Where does the ball bounce? My father spent his whole life trying to start a company, practiced every day, worked like a dog, finally got enough money. He's paid the dues, he's ready, does all the market research, picks his shot - ""Pup Corn.""",Pup corn?
Pup corn?,"That's right, ""Pup Corn."" Doggie treats. Little snacks for dogs. He's figured it out. There is a hole in the market and he's going to fill it. Spends all our money, works himself into not two but three heart attacks getting this up. After fifteen months, the big day arrives, the first box of ""Pup Corn"" pops off the belt. He comes running home with that box, pulls us out of school. We all pile into the living room, must be fifty of us, and in comes ""Shelmer,"" our 8 year old mutt. ""Here Shelmer,"" my dad cries. He's got that little pup corn in his hand, ""Here girl."" This dog will eat anything, she eats rocks, anything. She walk's up to my dad's hand, looks down at the little pellet, licks it once, turns around, walks out of the room. Shelmer rejected the ""Pup Corn."" Fifteen months of my dad's life, right there. Not one dog ate Pup Corn. Not one. Three months later, ""Pup Corn"" shuts down. Chapter Eleven. My father never got over it. Never."
"No, miss. Smoking makes him spit and feel ill.",Smoking makes me feel ill? It's these filthy ends. I won't mention in this company what's upsetting you.
How in does it wind up?,I think I'd better go tomorrow.
I think I'd better go tomorrow.,Don't be a fool! Why rush away from something which couldn't happen?
I don't want you to untie me. him and then I'll give you the money.,Where's the dough?
Where's the dough?,"him and I'll tell you. If I don't keep my word, you can me too. There are thousands of pesetas. him, idiot!"
him.,"That will teach you not to bother me any more, you son of a"
Are your parents alive?,Parents? Nobody cares a what's the use of them!
Parents? Nobody cares a what's the use of them!,Don't say that.
Don't say that.,"Right, I won't say that, but I still think they're no use."
You I'm going to you.,Me? What did I do?
What the did you have to shoot the busboy for?,He was a computer program for crissake.
He was a computer program for crissake.,You were supposed to act as if everything was real.
You were supposed to act as if everything was real.,"Real, my It's an overblown game. Anybody ever catch that psycho?"
"Real, my It's an overblown game. Anybody ever catch that psycho?","Before you, nobody else had gotten close enough to Sid 6.7 to take a shot at him. nobody else had even been able to start tracking him before he got to them first. New scar —— you making it okay in there?"
"Before you, nobody else had gotten close enough to Sid 6.7 to take a shot at him. nobody else had even been able to start tracking him before he got to them first. New scar —— you making it okay in there?",I'm getting by.
... illegal search of Lindenmeyer' s duplex. Eleven civilian vehicles damaged or destroyed. Twenty—four citizen complaints. And the calls are just starting to come in... I forgot what it's like to have you on the streets.,Any sign of Lindenmeyer?
Any sign of Lindenmeyer?,"None. He could be hiding, he could be helping Sid, or could be in little pieces on Santa Monica beach. Any idea what Sid's going to do next?"
"None. He could be hiding, he could be helping Sid, or could be in little pieces on Santa Monica beach. Any idea what Sid's going to do next?","Until we know what new influences are affecting him, we can't be sure."
"Until we know what new influences are affecting him, we can't be sure.","In other words, we collectively don't know"
What the happened?,"Lindenmeyer developed neural connectors that tap directly into the nervous system. If the simulator isn't calibrated properly, experiencing death in this level of VR is like experiencing death within a dream. The experience becomes real."
"Lindenmeyer developed neural connectors that tap directly into the nervous system. If the simulator isn't calibrated properly, experiencing death in this level of VR is like experiencing death within a dream. The experience becomes real.","Simulations are supposed to give participants practice in realistic, dangerous scenarios while protecting them from the risks they are exposed to in the real world."
"Simulations are supposed to give participants practice in realistic, dangerous scenarios while protecting them from the risks they are exposed to in the real world.",I was assured the problem was corrected.
"Don't be angry with me, Daryl.",Did you recognize the son-of-a who got away?
Did you recognize the son-of-a who got away?,Should I have?
Should I have?,Think hard -- it'll come to you...
All they want to produce around here is mediocrity!,True genius is rarely rewarded within its lifetime.
True genius is rarely rewarded within its lifetime.,"It was you, wasn't it?"
"It was you, wasn't it?","It was me, what?"
"It was me, what?","You amped the neural connectors back up, didn't you? You're the reason the convict died. You're the reason I got fired!"
"You amped the neural connectors back up, didn't you? You're the reason the convict died. You're the reason I got fired!","I couldn't just let them make you bring down my degree of difficulty. I'm a triple-twisting, double back flip off the high platform, not a swan dive."
"I couldn't just let them make you bring down my degree of difficulty. I'm a triple-twisting, double back flip off the high platform, not a swan dive.",My
My,"Which would that be, the one who created me, or the one who created you? In your world, the Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away. But in my world, the one who gave me life doesn't have the balls to stop a couple of bureaucratic assholes from taking it away."
"Which would that be, the one who created me, or the one who created you? In your world, the Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away. But in my world, the one who gave me life doesn't have the balls to stop a couple of bureaucratic assholes from taking it away.","What do you expect me to do, put your character module in my pocket and just walk you out of here?"
"What do you expect me to do, put your character module in my pocket and just walk you out of here?","I had something a little different in mind. Instead of just playing Peeping Tom with Reilly, why don't you get him to show you what he's been working on after hours?"
You actually listen to all those tapes?,"No, I just like the effect a tape recorder has on you. How you feeling today?"
"No, I just like the effect a tape recorder has on you. How you feeling today?",A little less than yesterday.
A little less than yesterday.,"In other words, par for the course. How do you feel about the simulation you participated in yesterday?"
"In other words, par for the course. How do you feel about the simulation you participated in yesterday?",John died.
John died.,"I know. I was there. I saw the whole thing. If I was your therapist, I would have advised you against putting yourself back into that kind of situation."
"I know. I was there. I saw the whole thing. If I was your therapist, I would have advised you against putting yourself back into that kind of situation.",You're not my therapist. You're hear to study me. Face it —— I'm nothing more than a lab rat to you.
You're not my therapist. You're hear to study me. Face it —— I'm nothing more than a lab rat to you.,"That's not true, Parker."
"That's not true, Parker.","If I had died yesterday, you'd have already dissected my brain and analyzed it to see if I carry any genetic predisposition toward violence."
"If I had died yesterday, you'd have already dissected my brain and analyzed it to see if I carry any genetic predisposition toward violence.",What was going through your mind when you killed the busboy?
What was going through your mind when you killed the busboy?,Not much. He was just a computer program. Nothing more.
Not much. He was just a computer program. Nothing more.,"You didn't see the expression you had on your face when you pulled the trigger. But I did. You kind of liked it, didn't you? That thrill of going over the edge again. Of taking out an innocent bystander or two, as long as you got the target..."
"You didn't see the expression you had on your face when you pulled the trigger. But I did. You kind of liked it, didn't you? That thrill of going over the edge again. Of taking out an innocent bystander or two, as long as you got the target...",Go to
Go to,"It was just like before, wasn't it? Wasn't it? But you are making progress. Instead of killing seven people to get the one you're after, this time there was only one other person involved."
"It was just like before, wasn't it? Wasn't it? But you are making progress. Instead of killing seven people to get the one you're after, this time there was only one other person involved.",Enough!
Remember the bowling ball bag Sid carried with him in virtual reality?,Dahmer carried the head of one of his victims in a bowling bag for over a week. Kept it in his locker while he was at work in a candy factory. We need to get a look at Sid 6.7's final profile.
Dahmer carried the head of one of his victims in a bowling bag for over a week. Kept it in his locker while he was at work in a candy factory. We need to get a look at Sid 6.7's final profile.,What we need to do is stop playing with computers and go catch the before he kills anybody else.
What we need to do is stop playing with computers and go catch the before he kills anybody else.,"In order to find him, we have to understand what makes him tick..."
What the hell's going on?!,This is my area of expertise.
Grimes is back! He's back! He's come back!!!,No! Grimes isn't back. He's only one part of Sid. Sid 6.7 is a of a lot worse than Grimes ever was. Get a hold of yourself!
Can I ask you something?,You mean there's something you haven't asked me?
You mean there's something you haven't asked me?,You've already fulfilled the terms of your pardon. You stopped Sid 6.7 and you've got his module. You're free to go —— right now. Why are you going to do this?
You've already fulfilled the terms of your pardon. You stopped Sid 6.7 and you've got his module. You're free to go —— right now. Why are you going to do this?,You don't know?
You don't know?,That's why I'm asking.
That's why I'm asking.,"Because this criminal psychology expert has helped me understand what I'm capable of. And what I'm not. And better than anyone else, I am capable of stopping Sid 6.7."
I'M GOING TO YOU!!!,"Now, is that any way to talk to an old buddy? I mean, just because I'm carrying around the joy of killing your family inside me doesn't mean we can't be friends."
"Now, is that any way to talk to an old buddy? I mean, just because I'm carrying around the joy of killing your family inside me doesn't mean we can't be friends.","GRIMES, YOU'RE DEAD!"
"The <u>thinking</u> is, as of this moment, <u>Terrorism</u>... ...they're getting a Good Reaction on the ""Albania"" thing...","Hello, <u>King</u>. How the heck <u>are</u> you...? <u>Get</u> out... <u>Get</u> out... Well, man, you fall in love like a <u>Hillbilly</u>... Ditch the wife, toss the kids in the Pick-up, Listen, King: <u>Get</u> your redneck out here, <u>willya</u>..."
"Hello, <u>King</u>. How the heck <u>are</u> you...? <u>Get</u> out... <u>Get</u> out... Well, man, you fall in love like a <u>Hillbilly</u>... Ditch the wife, toss the kids in the Pick-up, Listen, King: <u>Get</u> your redneck out here, <u>willya</u>...",...but the President wonders about the Possible Albanian Backlash...
"Naa, this, this is nothing. Oh, Lord -- this just got <u>Big</u>. I see it -- <u>Big</u> -- Big for <u>you</u> and big for <u>me</u>.",What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?,"You're not <u>thinking</u> right, Pal..."
"You're not <u>thinking</u> right, Pal...",He's <u>dead</u>. He's <u>dead</u>. The Fella Killed Old Shoe.
He's <u>dead</u>. He's <u>dead</u>. The Fella Killed Old Shoe.,And <u>what</u> is bigger than a triumphal Homecoming...?
...where is the Back End coming from?,It's like that thing with the Yellow Ribbon...
It's like that thing with the Yellow Ribbon...,The thing with the Yellow Ribbon...
The thing with the Yellow Ribbon...,The Hostages...?
The Hostages...?,"The hostages, but that was a naturally-occuring... It was a put-up job? But where was the, where was the money in that?"
"The hostages, but that was a naturally-occuring... It was a put-up job? But where was the, where was the money in that?",In the yellow ribbon.
In the yellow ribbon.,"...the Yellow Ribbon, but who, who'd profit from <u>that</u>..."
"...the Yellow Ribbon, but who, who'd profit from <u>that</u>...",The Ribbon Manufacturers.
"And carrying. The National Flower of Albania, something..... Now Is it some Festival? Some <u>Harvest</u> Festival, something...","Get on this, right now..."
"Get on this, right now...","...got to be <u>something</u>. She gives him the sacred... And tells him: this is the Traditional Harvest Offering, given to the Man who Ties the First Sheaf, the last sheaf, whatever the it is..."
"...got to be <u>something</u>. She gives him the sacred... And tells him: this is the Traditional Harvest Offering, given to the Man who Ties the First Sheaf, the last sheaf, whatever the it is...",...this's <u>good</u>...
...this's <u>good</u>...,"Stanley Moss, Ladeesngennlmen... And she says..."
"Stanley Moss, Ladeesngennlmen... And she says...",Is she saying this in Albanian...?
Is she saying this in Albanian...?,"<u>Yes</u>: she is saying this in Albanian, <u>but</u> she's doing it not to be uh... But because, she explains, that is the only way it can be understood by her Aged and Sainted Mother, who is standing there with her, dressed in her Traditional..."
"Oh, Lord....",...those ... <u>turncoat</u>... I <u>thought</u> they let us out of there too easy.....
...those ... <u>turncoat</u>... I <u>thought</u> they let us out of there too easy.....,"War's over, Pal."
"War's over, Pal.",Gloria -- sell the House.
"What one has to do, Mr. Moss. Is to fight a holding action.",...holding action. THEY'RE GOING TO TEAR THIS GUY TO <u>Shreds</u>.
...holding action. THEY'RE GOING TO TEAR THIS GUY TO <u>Shreds</u>.,"If we can hold the break-in-the-dam for ten days, til the election, we..."
"If we can hold the break-in-the-dam for ten days, til the election, we...","Yeah, hut you can't hold the dam. How the n'nu'n', I don't get what you want <u>me</u> to ..."
"String a few together. All I need's eleven,",How you going to stretch it? This won't hold for eleven days. Guy a twelve- year-old...whadday're gonna do to hold that off?
How you going to stretch it? This won't hold for eleven days. Guy a twelve- year-old...whadday're gonna do to hold that off?,What do you think would hold it off?
What do you think would hold it off?,"Uh, <u>nothing</u>, oh, <u>nothing</u> ... uh... a <u>War</u>, uh... You're kidding."
"Uh, <u>nothing</u>, oh, <u>nothing</u> ... uh... a <u>War</u>, uh... You're kidding.",I'm a Jew in Show Business. Why come to me?
I'm a Jew in Show Business. Why come to me?,I'm gonna <u>tell</u> you why...
I'm gonna <u>tell</u> you why...,"Here's the Short Course: Fifty-Four, Forty or Fight. What does <u>that</u> mean?"
"Here's the Short Course: Fifty-Four, Forty or Fight. What does <u>that</u> mean?","Uh, it's a slogan. From, uh..."
"Uh, it's a slogan. From, uh...",Remember the Maine...
Remember the Maine...,That's from the ... it's got to be from the...
That's from the ... it's got to be from the...,"Tippecanoe and Tyler, Too!"
"Tippecanoe and Tyler, Too!","...uh ... No, that's..."
"...uh ... No, that's...","We remember the slogans, we can't even remember the <u>wars</u>. Y'know why. Cause it's <u>show business</u>. That's why I'm here. girl, covered in Five marines Raising the Flag, Mount Suribachi. Churchill, V for Victory, Y'remember the Picture, fifty years from now, they'll have forgotten the war. Gulf War? Smart Bomb, falling through the roof. 2500 missions a day, 100 days, <u>One Shot</u> of One Bomb. The American people bought that war. M'I getting through to you? War in the Balkans, don't mean nothing, till some G.I. flyer, went down, Eating Snakes for Ten days. N'then It's show business, Mister Moss. That's why I'm here."
Mmm...,"You do your job right, nobody should notice."
"You do your job right, nobody should notice.",Mmm.
Mmm.,"S'only when you up, everything gets full of Do you think we could line him up for the Peace Prize?"
"S'only when you up, everything gets full of Do you think we could line him up for the Peace Prize?","Hey, our job ends at the Finish Line."
"Hey, our job ends at the Finish Line.","Yes, but I, well, <u>you</u> know..."
"Yes, but I, well, <u>you</u> know...",Just for the Symmetry of the thing...?
Just for the Symmetry of the thing...?,...that's right.
...that's right.,"If they can give Kissenger the Peace Prize, I wouldn't be surprised to wake up and find I'd won the Preakness."
"If they can give Kissenger the Peace Prize, I wouldn't be surprised to wake up and find I'd won the Preakness.","Well, yes, but the guy <u>did</u> bring Peace."
"Well, yes, but the guy <u>did</u> bring Peace.","Yes, but there wasn't a War."
"Yes, but there wasn't a War.",All the greater accomplishment.
"Against...who could be aggressor....Help me out here...Units of 303, the Defense Department confirms, early this morning, Albanian Time, stormed a mountain hideaway, near the city of -- help me out here -- and freed a tired, but happy William Schumann, Suffering no casualties. His condition is reported as Guarded, and his route to the US has not been disclosed, but a high White House source confirms he is expected in Washington tomorrow morning...no, that's for the wire service. Moss's working on Big Bird's Inaugural. Nine A.M...? Nine? Miss the commuters, but...",...we'll gettim in their cars.
...we'll gettim in their cars.,"Yeah, we'll gettem in their cars. I'm slowing down... No, no. Look, lookit: I think it's a mistake, well, I'll <u>tell</u> you why: you got'em by the balls, <u>Squeeze</u>. Because Schumann's the Shark. He's ...<u>Jaws</u>. You have to <u>tease</u>'em... You don't puttem in the first reel of the movie... Bring'em back <u>slow</u>, the President... No, no, put him on. Put him on. President wants to reveal Scbumann before the election."
"Yeah, we'll gettem in their cars. I'm slowing down... No, no. Look, lookit: I think it's a mistake, well, I'll <u>tell</u> you why: you got'em by the balls, <u>Squeeze</u>. Because Schumann's the Shark. He's ...<u>Jaws</u>. You have to <u>tease</u>'em... You don't puttem in the first reel of the movie... Bring'em back <u>slow</u>, the President... No, no, put him on. Put him on. President wants to reveal Scbumann before the election.",Big mistake.
Big mistake.,"yes, we're, we're on our way to get him now. No. Lookit: it's like a girl with her virginity, y'understand..."
"yes, we're, we're on our way to get him now. No. Lookit: it's like a girl with her virginity, y'understand...","Guy says he'll respect her tomorrow, he <u>might</u>, but why take a chance? Hold out til after you're married. That's... that's.... looky, we're offering'em Schumann, make em <u>vote</u> for hhhh.... psychologically, they will understand that that's the bargain. Make them pay for him. Make... that's right, the price is their vote. Now, we bring him home, the President announces he is flying <u>home</u>, he's <u>here</u>, he's <u>there</u>... f'there the election, TA DA, here he is. Have him say it like I wrote it, It'll be fine. Thanks. Labor, five bucks an hour. If you <u>watch</u>, <u>ten</u> bucks an hour. If you <u>help</u> ... if you <u>help</u>, a <u>hundred</u> bucks an hour."
"Guy says he'll respect her tomorrow, he <u>might</u>, but why take a chance? Hold out til after you're married. That's... that's.... looky, we're offering'em Schumann, make em <u>vote</u> for hhhh.... psychologically, they will understand that that's the bargain. Make them pay for him. Make... that's right, the price is their vote. Now, we bring him home, the President announces he is flying <u>home</u>, he's <u>here</u>, he's <u>there</u>... f'there the election, TA DA, here he is. Have him say it like I wrote it, It'll be fine. Thanks. Labor, five bucks an hour. If you <u>watch</u>, <u>ten</u> bucks an hour. If you <u>help</u> ... if you <u>help</u>, a <u>hundred</u> bucks an hour.","Hey, lcokit: <u>any</u> business..."
"Hey, lcokit: <u>any</u> business...",Ain't <u>that</u> the truth.
Ain't <u>that</u> the truth.,Whattaya gonna do when this is all over?
Whattaya gonna do when this is all over?,"What am <u>I</u> gonna do? I'm gonna ""Fade Away."" What are you gonna do?"
"What am <u>I</u> gonna do? I'm gonna ""Fade Away."" What are you gonna do?","Well, I'll be damned if I <u>know</u> ... you know... doing this <u>thing</u> ... You know what the worst word is, in the English Language? It's ïretirement."" What the was I thinking of? I used to..."
"Just....do what I ...look: get me a ...hello...? Hel...? I'm going to need an <u>ambulance</u>, we take him, the last moment, right from the Pl...no, <u>we</u> land, we puttem <u>in</u> the ambulance. Air force jet lands, we take somebody <u>else</u> off <u>that</u> jet...what the do <u>I</u> care? Somebody in a Hospital gown. And we need a ......hello? Hello...?",Cause I don't think <u>this</u> dog is gonna hunt....
Cause I don't think <u>this</u> dog is gonna hunt....,"He's going to be fine, aren't you boy...?"
"He's going to be fine, aren't you boy...?","Yeah, well, perhaps... Speaking of which: I have a <u>prescription</u> here, I'm going to give you the <u>number</u>, I need you standing by with a <u>crate</u> of the stuff.... it's ... what is it?"
"Yeah, well, perhaps... Speaking of which: I have a <u>prescription</u> here, I'm going to give you the <u>number</u>, I need you standing by with a <u>crate</u> of the stuff.... it's ... what is it?",An anti-psychotic...
An anti-psychotic...,"It's an anti-psychotic, the num... the number...hello...hello..."
What the do <u>we</u> care?,Eh? I'm like the Rest of America. I don't <u>care</u> -- I'm just <u>addicted to it</u>...
"What the did you <u>mean</u>, ""What kind of stuff?""?","...this is nothing. This is nothing. D'you ever shoot in <u>Italy</u>? Try three Italian starlets on Benzedrine, this is a walk in the park..."
"...this is nothing. This is nothing. D'you ever shoot in <u>Italy</u>? Try three Italian starlets on Benzedrine, this is a walk in the park...",...who <u>are</u> you? Who <u>are</u> you sonofabitches...
Just want to take a nap.,"He's not dead, Ronnie. He's just a little understandab1y, <u>fatigued</u>. Let's get him to some help..."
"He's not dead, Ronnie. He's just a little understandab1y, <u>fatigued</u>. Let's get him to some help...",...gimme some help...
...gimme some help...,"That's right, we'll take a nap. We'll get you to Washington, we'll get you Back to your Buddies, and..."
"That's right, we'll take a nap. We'll get you to Washington, we'll get you Back to your Buddies, and...",...just want to Get Back to the Beans...
...just want to Get Back to the Beans...,"Come on, you you think this is tough? Try show-business. 1970-1990, n'ybody I worked with, y'could of bottled their n'sold it in the <u>ghettos</u>... Come on, Pal..."
"Oh,",Susie? Susie. Are you alright...? <u>Susie</u>...
Susie? Susie. Are you alright...? <u>Susie</u>...,Lemme talk to him. Will? Shoe?
Lemme talk to him. Will? Shoe?,SUSIE...? Are you alright...?
SUSIE...? Are you alright...?,Lemme talk to him. Shoe? Shoe...? You in there...?
Who the hell's out there? What are the arbs saying? It's gotta be a big hitter.,They don't know what's going on!
What the,Anacott Steel. Buy it.
"... looks like you grown another inch... but you don't look so hot, getting bags under your eyes, starting to look old like me.","Ah, I had a tough day. Some D.K'd me and I gotta cover his loss."
"Ah, I had a tough day. Some D.K'd me and I gotta cover his loss.",Speak English will ya.
Speak English will ya.,D.K. -- didn't know -- who I was when the options he bought took a bath. He reneged on me.
D.K. -- didn't know -- who I was when the options he bought took a bath. He reneged on me.,"I told you not to go into that racket. You could've been a doctor or a lawyer,"
"I told you not to go into that racket. You could've been a doctor or a lawyer,",Coulda been a contender.
Coulda been a contender.,"you coulda stayed at Bluestar and been a supervisor in instead of going customer relations by now, 'stead of going off and bein' a salesman."
"you coulda stayed at Bluestar and been a supervisor in instead of going customer relations by now, 'stead of going off and bein' a salesman.","Look Dad, I'm not a salesman. How many times I gotta tell you I'm an account executive, and pretty soon I'm going to the investment banking side of the firm."
"Look Dad, I'm not a salesman. How many times I gotta tell you I'm an account executive, and pretty soon I'm going to the investment banking side of the firm.","You get on the phone and ask strangers for their money, right? You're a salesman."
"You get on the phone and ask strangers for their money, right? You're a salesman.","Dad, it takes time. You gotta build a customer list. I'm doing it. I could make more money in one year as a broker than five years at the airline."
"Dad, it takes time. You gotta build a customer list. I'm doing it. I could make more money in one year as a broker than five years at the airline.","I don't get it, you get a scholarship to NYU, you get 35,000 the first year, and 50 last year, where the is it?"
"I don't get it, you get a scholarship to NYU, you get 35,000 the first year, and 50 last year, where the is it?","50 K don't get you to first base in the Big Apple, Dad, not any more. I pay 40% in taxes, I got a rent of 15,000, I got school loans, car loans, food, park my car costs me 3 bills a month, I need good suits, that's $500 a pop, shoes..."
"50 K don't get you to first base in the Big Apple, Dad, not any more. I pay 40% in taxes, I got a rent of 15,000, I got school loans, car loans, food, park my car costs me 3 bills a month, I need good suits, that's $500 a pop, shoes...","So come home and live rent free, 'stead of that cockroach palace you live in. $50,000 Jesus Christ, the world is off its rocker. I made $37,000 last year and you..."
"So come home and live rent free, 'stead of that cockroach palace you live in. $50,000 Jesus Christ, the world is off its rocker. I made $37,000 last year and you...","It's Queens, Dad and a 5% mortgage and you rent the top room--I gotta live in Manhattan to be a player, Dad. There's no nobility in poverty anymore, y'know. One day you're going to be proud of me, you'll see..."
"It's Queens, Dad and a 5% mortgage and you rent the top room--I gotta live in Manhattan to be a player, Dad. There's no nobility in poverty anymore, y'know. One day you're going to be proud of me, you'll see...","It's yourself you've got to be proud of, Huckleberry, how much ya need?"
"It's yourself you've got to be proud of, Huckleberry, how much ya need?","Can you spare three hundred? Pay you back next month, promise."
"...same, pain in the bless her, talks too much... gonna take her to Florida next month... west coast, near Tampa, like to get out for good, but can't afford it.",...Work okay?
...Work okay?,"...this drug testing is driving my guys nuts. I got flagged for my blood pressure pills. The only good news is, we just met with the comptroller over some union stuff...'member that crash last summer? and the investigation? Well, the FAA is gonna rule it was a manufacturing flaw in the door latch mechanism. I kept telling 'em it wasn't maintenance, it was those greedy manufacturers out in Cincinnati. And I was right."
"He's got your in his back pocket, son, and you're standing in the display window of Macy's. He's using you. Only you're too blind to see it.","No, what I see is a jealous old machinist who can't stand that his son's become more successful than himself."
"No, what I see is a jealous old machinist who can't stand that his son's become more successful than himself.","What you see, son, is a man who never measured success by the size of a man's wallet."
"What you see, son, is a man who never measured success by the size of a man's wallet.",That's because you never had the guts to go out into the world and stake your claim.
That's because you never had the guts to go out into the world and stake your claim.,"Boy, if that's what you think, I must've really up my job as a father."
"...this guy who said he was from the Security Exchange Commission, whatever the that is, calls and wants to ask me about that stock I bought...",What'd you tell him?
What'd you tell him?,"I told him I was in the bathroom and I'd call him right back. What the was I supposed to say Buddy, you got me into..."
"I told him I was in the bathroom and I'd call him right back. What the was I supposed to say Buddy, you got me into...","Look Dixon, calm down! It's not illegal to buy stock or to be right. And it's not all that unusual to be spot checked on a big buy. Tell him you did your homework and you thought the stock was a sound investment."
"Look Dixon, calm down! It's not illegal to buy stock or to be right. And it's not all that unusual to be spot checked on a big buy. Tell him you did your homework and you thought the stock was a sound investment.",What if he asks where I got the money?
What if he asks where I got the money?,Tell 'em your father gave it to you.
Tell 'em your father gave it to you.,What if they call him?
What if they call him?,They won't. That's not their jurisdiction.
They won't. That's not their jurisdiction.,You sure?
You sure?,"Yes! Read the Constitution, it's all in there. And remember--you don't know anything, nothing."
"Yes! Read the Constitution, it's all in there. And remember--you don't know anything, nothing.",I don't know anything!
I don't know anything!,Good. Then call him back. And call me back. Don't worry.
Know the name?,'Course. Larry Wildman. One of the first raiders.
'Course. Larry Wildman. One of the first raiders.,Sir Larry Wildman. Like all Brits he thinks he was born with a better to in... bribed an old secretary of mine to open bar mouth and stole RDL Pharmaceuticals right out from under me. Wildman the white knight.
Sir Larry Wildman. Like all Brits he thinks he was born with a better to in... bribed an old secretary of mine to open bar mouth and stole RDL Pharmaceuticals right out from under me. Wildman the white knight.,I remember that deal. You were involved?
"Revenge is a dish best served cold... well, it's payback time, sport. ... see that building? I bought into it ten years ago. It was my first real estate deal. I sold it a couple of years later and made an $800,000 dollar profit. It was better than At that time I thought that was all tne money in the world... Now, it's a day's pay ... I had a mole in Wildman's employ. Gave me half the picture, then he got fired...",I don't understand.
I don't understand.,"Wildman's in town. He just became an American citizen. Something big's about to go down. I want to know where he goes and who he sees. I want you, sport, to give me the missing half of the picture..."
"Wildman's in town. He just became an American citizen. Something big's about to go down. I want to know where he goes and who he sees. I want you, sport, to give me the missing half of the picture...","Follow him? Mr. Gekko I... It's not what I do. I could lose my license. If the SEC found out, I could go to jail. It's inside information, isn't it?"
"Follow him? Mr. Gekko I... It's not what I do. I could lose my license. If the SEC found out, I could go to jail. It's inside information, isn't it?","Inside information. Oh you mean like when a father tells his son about a court ruling on an airline? Or someone overhears me saying I'm gonna buy Teldar Paper? Or the chairman of the board of XYZ suddenly knows it's time to blow out XYZ. You mean that? I'm afraid sport, unless you got a father on the board of directors of another company, you and I are gonna have a hard time doing any business..."
What about hard work?,"What about it? You work hard. I'll bet you stayed up all night analyzing that dog you bought. And where'd it get you?... my father worked hard too like an elephant pushing electrical supplies. And he dropped dead at 49 with a heart attack and a tax bill and the bank on his grave and took the house; my mom ended up working in a dish factory... Wake up pal, if you're not inside you're outside. And I'm not talking a $200,000 a year working Wall Street stiff flying first class and being ""comfortable"", I'm talking rich pal, rich enough to fly in your own jet, rich enough not to waste time, 50-100 million, a player Bud -- or nothing. You had what it takes to let through my door. Next question: You got what it takes to stay...??"
"Gordon what I want--and I never asked you for anything--is to be your co-pilot on this. I want to take this airline, turn it around, and make it work. It's gonna make us a fortune!","I'm talking to a stockbroker who wants to run an airline. It's gonna take me two years and 2000 headaches to turn Teldar Paper around, what do I need this airline for? I'm up to my in more nuts than a fruitcake."
"I'm talking to a stockbroker who wants to run an airline. It's gonna take me two years and 2000 headaches to turn Teldar Paper around, what do I need this airline for? I'm up to my in more nuts than a fruitcake.","Gordon, I worked at Bluestar, I know my way around, I have friends there...inside."
"Gordon, I worked at Bluestar, I know my way around, I have friends there...inside.",What does that mean?
What does that mean?,"The three unions. It's 43% of Bluestar's operating budget, the hourly cost of a flight crew is $850 an hour, that's the real hidden value G.G., if you can negotiate that out, get a crew down to $350-400 an hour a run, this airline is gonna be the hottest thing since Texas Air..."
"The three unions. It's 43% of Bluestar's operating budget, the hourly cost of a flight crew is $850 an hour, that's the real hidden value G.G., if you can negotiate that out, get a crew down to $350-400 an hour a run, this airline is gonna be the hottest thing since Texas Air...",What makes you think you can?
What makes you think you can?,"I can talk to these people Gordon, they trust me...and my father can be a big help in getting cuts."
"I can talk to these people Gordon, they trust me...and my father can be a big help in getting cuts.","Alright... Susan, get Buckingham on the box. I want him to look at it. And tell Jock Taylor at Thwick, Jensen... So sport, the falcon has heard the falconer...tell me more..."
What the do you want?,I found out about the garage sale down at Bluestar. Why?
Last night I read Rudy the story of Winnie the Pooh and the Honey Know what happened: he stuck his nose in that honey once too often and got stung.,Maybe you ought to read him Pinocchio. You told me you were going to turn Bluestar around. Not upside down. You used me.
Maybe you ought to read him Pinocchio. You told me you were going to turn Bluestar around. Not upside down. You used me.,"You're walking around blind without a cane, sport. A fool and his money are lucky to get together in the first place."
"You're walking around blind without a cane, sport. A fool and his money are lucky to get together in the first place.",Why do you need to wreck this company?
Why do you need to wreck this company?,Because it's wreckable. I took another look and I changed my mind.
Because it's wreckable. I took another look and I changed my mind.,"If these people lose their jobs, nowhere to go. My father worked at Bluestar for twenty-four years. I gave 'em my word."
"If these people lose their jobs, nowhere to go. My father worked at Bluestar for twenty-four years. I gave 'em my word.","It's all about bucks, kid, the rest is conversation... Bud, you're still going to be president. And when the time comes, you'll parachute out a rich man. With the money you're going to make, your father won't have to work another day in his life."
"It's all about bucks, kid, the rest is conversation... Bud, you're still going to be president. And when the time comes, you'll parachute out a rich man. With the money you're going to make, your father won't have to work another day in his life.","Tell me, Gordon--when does it all end? How many yachts can you waterski behind? How much is enough?"
"Tell me, Gordon--when does it all end? How many yachts can you waterski behind? How much is enough?","Buddy, it's not a question of enough. It's a zero sum game, sport. Somebody wins and somebody loses. Money itself isn't lost or made, it's simply transferred from one perception to another. Like magic. That painting cost $60,000 10 years ago. I could sell it today for $600,000. The illusion has become real. And the more real it becomes, the more desperately they want it. Capitalism at its finest."
"Buddy, it's not a question of enough. It's a zero sum game, sport. Somebody wins and somebody loses. Money itself isn't lost or made, it's simply transferred from one perception to another. Like magic. That painting cost $60,000 10 years ago. I could sell it today for $600,000. The illusion has become real. And the more real it becomes, the more desperately they want it. Capitalism at its finest.",How much is enough Gordon?
How much is enough Gordon?,"The richest one percent of this country owns half the country's wealth: 5 trillion dollars. One third of that comes from hard work, two thirds of it comes from inheritance, interest on interest accumulation to widows and idiot sons and what I do -- stock and real estate speculation. It's Ninety percent of the American people have little or no net worth. I create nothing; I own. We make the rules, Buddy, the news, war, peace, famine, upheaval; the cost of a paper clip. We pull the rabbit out of the hat while everybody else sits around their whole life wondering how we did it... ...you're not naive enough to think we're living in a democracy are you, Buddy? It's the free market. You're one of us now...take advantage of it. You got the killer instinct, kid, stick with me. I got things to teach you..."
"The richest one percent of this country owns half the country's wealth: 5 trillion dollars. One third of that comes from hard work, two thirds of it comes from inheritance, interest on interest accumulation to widows and idiot sons and what I do -- stock and real estate speculation. It's Ninety percent of the American people have little or no net worth. I create nothing; I own. We make the rules, Buddy, the news, war, peace, famine, upheaval; the cost of a paper clip. We pull the rabbit out of the hat while everybody else sits around their whole life wondering how we did it... ...you're not naive enough to think we're living in a democracy are you, Buddy? It's the free market. You're one of us now...take advantage of it. You got the killer instinct, kid, stick with me. I got things to teach you...",Obviously...
"Are you mad! Why are you doing this! We're so close, the town is going to be ours. Don't throw away your future Bud!",I can stay with the brokerage firm. And you're doing fine. We can survive without Gordon Gekko.
I can stay with the brokerage firm. And you're doing fine. We can survive without Gordon Gekko.,I'm not looking to just survive. I've been doing that all my life.
I'm not looking to just survive. I've been doing that all my life.,What the hell's that supposed to mean?
You may not believe this Bud but I really do care for you. I think we could've made a good team...but that's how it goes...,Get the out!
You're on a roll kiddo. Enjoy it while it lasts -- 'cause it never does.,"...just kickin' and taking names, Mr. Mannheim."
"You must be wearing a mask you're laughing so hard behind it Larry. Let's cut the ""sir"" Correct me if I'm wrong, but when you took CNX Electronics, you laid off 8,000 workers, Jessmon Fruit about 6,000, that airline...","I could break you, mate, in two pieces over my knees, you know it, I know it, I could buy you six times ever, I could dump the stock just to burn your but I happen to want the company and I want your block of shares. I'm announcing a tender offer at 65 tomorrow, and I'm expecting your commitment."
I can't believe she went out with that monster last night,"Forget her Mark, she's a"
You bet. We all can't be such modern people,Come on Mark MARK Ah why not. I'll get the maid to write the essays
Come on Mark MARK Ah why not. I'll get the maid to write the essays,YES!
I felt...pain. That she'd been hurt by someone. This is great. I'm trying to intuit the emotions of a figment of my--,Have you been hurt?
Have you been hurt?,"Me? No. Well, in the accident I was injured, but..."
"Me? No. Well, in the accident I was injured, but...",You were in an accident?
You were in an accident?,"Last year. I drove my car up a tree. Nothing serious, this... ...a minor concussion. But the car looked bad. It could have been bad. I think it scared the out of Norman."
He looked like one of the Monkees.,"Anyway, Claire slept with him..."
"Anyway, Claire slept with him...",I didn't sleep with him.
I didn't sleep with him.,...just so she could cut them off.
...just so she could cut them off.,He was so
He was so,I came in from my room...
I came in from my room...,We were suite mates.
We were suite mates.,And there's this brilliant conductor in purple briefs with no bangs cursing his off in Finnish.
And there's this brilliant conductor in purple briefs with no bangs cursing his off in Finnish.,Oh
You should have heard her play.,Stop.
Stop.,We both auditioned for the Philharmonic. One cello position open.
We both auditioned for the Philharmonic. One cello position open.,Do we have to?
Do we have to?,And I kicked My best stuff. Then I stood in the hallway and listened to her audition...and I cried.
And I kicked My best stuff. Then I stood in the hallway and listened to her audition...and I cried.,She's making this up.
She's making this up.,I'm not. Couldn't pick up my cello for weeks.
"And he says...you'll love this, he says, ""Doctor Spencer, I am a great admirer of your work...""","Well, that's nice."
"Well, that's nice.","""...especially Spencer's Theorem..."""
"""...especially Spencer's Theorem...""","Oh, no..."
"Oh, no...","""...of Perpetual Distances."" Everybody's checking their shoelaces. Pins drop. ""I'm afraid you've mistaken me,"" I say..."
"""...of Perpetual Distances."" Everybody's checking their shoelaces. Pins drop. ""I'm afraid you've mistaken me,"" I say...",That's...
That's...,"""...for my father."""
"""...for my father.""",I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.,"Didn't know he was dead, every stinking paper on the globe."
"Didn't know he was dead, every stinking paper on the globe.",That's just mean. Oh. Jody wanted to know if I could get her some.
That's just mean. Oh. Jody wanted to know if I could get her some.,Did you tell her?
Did you tell her?,What? No. No.
What? No. No.,You didn't?
You didn't?,"Norman, you are so funny about that. No, I didn't."
"Down here. darling, we figure: If you're taking a trip to knows where - might as well have one of a going-away party.","In certain cases, is the operative word."
"In certain cases, is the operative word.","Giff - shuttup. you're mother was a sweet child, Rowan... A lost little girl in a world too full at things"
Lasher touched you and you loved it.,It wes a dream...!
It wes a dream...!,Just like your mother - and all the others that felt him - and used his power - and went to with a smile!
Just like your mother - and all the others that felt him - and used his power - and went to with a smile!,Stop it!
Stop it!,Witches. Rowan. that is what we are.
Witches. Rowan. that is what we are.,ENOUGH!!!
"The wasps were meant for Michael - but there's only so much you can control, isn't there? The great and powerful lasher - undone by a faulty ladder-.. Why would you hurt him...?! Answer me.","I 1ove you, Rowan. I've always loved you. I only wanted to be in your thoughts. To bring myself into your thoughts - so I could be as we are now."
"I 1ove you, Rowan. I've always loved you. I only wanted to be in your thoughts. To bring myself into your thoughts - so I could be as we are now.",YOU VIOLATED ME!!! ON MY WEDDING NIGHT!
YOU VIOLATED ME!!! ON MY WEDDING NIGHT!,Explain this to me --- violated...?
Explain this to me --- violated...?,You
you touched him --- and saw him...? What was he doinging.,"It's come to that, huh...? Three weeks - and you need a psychic skin flick to perk up our life...?"
"Christ, Michael - what the are we doing...? We don't even know -",Is this the part where you try and talk yourself out of how good this is...?
Is this the part where you try and talk yourself out of how good this is...?,I'm serious. You don't -
I'm serious. You don't -,"Let's see... Next you tell me all the terrible things about you - and prove that we're doomed to fail - right...? you hate kittens and puppies, you've drivin all your lovers to suicide --and those mysterious deaths at the hospital were really -"
"Let's see... Next you tell me all the terrible things about you - and prove that we're doomed to fail - right...? you hate kittens and puppies, you've drivin all your lovers to suicide --and those mysterious deaths at the hospital were really -",Stop it.
Stop it.,"You stop it. you're loving, and gentel.. You're the most remarkable woman I've ever met --- so stop telling me I don't know what I feel just cause you're scared. Cause it won't work."
I'm wondering why the he hasn't shown up.,"He can't hurt us, Michael. It's us - our love. He can't find a crack in it. He can't find a way in."
"He can't hurt us, Michael. It's us - our love. He can't find a crack in it. He can't find a way in.",Maybe he's just - waiting...
Maybe he's just - waiting...,"If we married, we'd shut him out forever."
You're just afraid I'll drop dead before I finish the house.,And I thought I was the mindreader.
I've never asked you to explain yourself - because you used to let me inside! But I'm on the outside now... you put me there!,Michael - please - just. a little longer. Don't leave.
Michael - please - just. a little longer. Don't leave.,"Why bother to ask, Ro...? Why don't you just make me stay,..?"
"Why bother to ask, Ro...? Why don't you just make me stay,..?",Stop it!
Stop it!,How 'bout a backward hex with a three-quarter twist...?
How 'bout a backward hex with a three-quarter twist...?,You
Which do you think is her best shot...,The one on the left - definitely...
The one on the left - definitely...,Don't give me - what do you want?
That's not technically accurate - SIMPSONS murders weren't sexually motivated.,You know that circulation is down for three months in a row.
You know that circulation is down for three months in a row.,I heard something like that
I heard something like that,"Then it's going to be 'I killed for sex'... Listen darling, why won't you let us use your real name for the features - if people knew that it was the ELLEN CARTER writing the features and not just some pseudonym - then we might shift more units. You haven't written anything in four years darling - I know you need this job - and if circulation keeps dropping, there's not going to be a magazine for you to write for..."
"Oh, about six years since I graduated",And how many people have you killed?
And how many people have you killed?,I don't know
I don't know,You don't know?
You don't know?,"No - the police say I've killed fourteen - but I've not - I've killed many more. It amazes me how they just haven't found the bodies. What is society coming to when people just don't get missed. I agree, some of them are well hidden - I probably couldn't even show you where I put them - one girl, number eight I think the press called it - she wasn't even mine - I don't know who did it but I didn't"
"No - the police say I've killed fourteen - but I've not - I've killed many more. It amazes me how they just haven't found the bodies. What is society coming to when people just don't get missed. I agree, some of them are well hidden - I probably couldn't even show you where I put them - one girl, number eight I think the press called it - she wasn't even mine - I don't know who did it but I didn't",Where do you them...
Where do you them...,"Oh anywhere - whenever I needed to - Do you know how easy it is to take them? You just pick up a hiker, or someone off the streets - they believe so easily you know, 'Look, I have something to show you' I would say - and that would be it. One girl, I think her name is Debbie - she had broken down on the motorway, and I offered to take her to a service station to call for a tow truck - She just got in and I drove away. When I pulled into the layby and took out my knife - she just froze, and said - what do you want? - I said, You know what I want. - But she didn't. Getting rid of the bodies is just as easy - the first I cut up, put in bags with bricks in, and tossed them off Eldridge Bridge in broad daylight. The real problem with my work is the blood - there is so much of it - and it all spurts out so fast - like a fountain. It made such a mess of"
"Oh anywhere - whenever I needed to - Do you know how easy it is to take them? You just pick up a hiker, or someone off the streets - they believe so easily you know, 'Look, I have something to show you' I would say - and that would be it. One girl, I think her name is Debbie - she had broken down on the motorway, and I offered to take her to a service station to call for a tow truck - She just got in and I drove away. When I pulled into the layby and took out my knife - she just froze, and said - what do you want? - I said, You know what I want. - But she didn't. Getting rid of the bodies is just as easy - the first I cut up, put in bags with bricks in, and tossed them off Eldridge Bridge in broad daylight. The real problem with my work is the blood - there is so much of it - and it all spurts out so fast - like a fountain. It made such a mess of",my car I stopped working from my car. She could have stopped me you know - If she really wanted too. That is the difference between the confusion of humanity and the purity of the beast - If a dog attacked you - you could easily it without any damage to yourself - Why then do people get bitten by dogs - savaged? Why?
my car I stopped working from my car. She could have stopped me you know - If she really wanted too. That is the difference between the confusion of humanity and the purity of the beast - If a dog attacked you - you could easily it without any damage to yourself - Why then do people get bitten by dogs - savaged? Why?,I don't know
I don't know,"Because a dog will attack with a ferocity and force that we poses, but centuries of social contamination has run it out of us - that is what sets us aside from the purity of the beasts...Society is rotting - men who once were strong and kept everything working are getting soft - women are making them soft - by the time a pretty girl has reached twenty - she has had three lifetimes worth of fun and attention- so she doesn't deserve any more -"
"Because a dog will attack with a ferocity and force that we poses, but centuries of social contamination has run it out of us - that is what sets us aside from the purity of the beasts...Society is rotting - men who once were strong and kept everything working are getting soft - women are making them soft - by the time a pretty girl has reached twenty - she has had three lifetimes worth of fun and attention- so she doesn't deserve any more -",Didn't DEBBIE deserve anymore?
Didn't DEBBIE deserve anymore?,No she didn't...
No she didn't...,What did you do with her?
What did you do with her?,"You know everyone accuses me of being sick - the press, the TV - but I'm not you know - they are - I don't watch it for entertainment every night - I don't sit and watch it whilst eating my dinner - they all say, how could he cut her up? She was dead - I can't hurt something dead - And all this whilst they slobber down their processed beef burgers by the dozen - I couldn't eat one of those burgers, you don't know what has gone in them!"
What didn't you like about her?,"I hated being treated like a failure - looked down on - my sister used to do that - I hated it - I should have known, when we got married - in a registry office of course - she wore maroon - I just wanted a white wedding I think she thought I was a ticket to the good life. I had a good job, prospects. And she was a - I didn't know until too late. One day, I came"
What was your relationship with STEPHANIE?,It was wrong - all my life I have been cheated - cheated of anything good - I shouldn't have been born - I was a mistake - my natural mother was a - that makes me...
I want you out now,Leave!? Who the do you think you are?
Leave!? Who the do you think you are?,I'm your landlady
"The only chick more untouchable than Christy Malone is Miss April. ""Hi, my name's Ginger. I love tofu burgers, rainy nights, and riding bareback. My biggest turn-off is cell phones during Here's a tip: set it on VIBRATE, honey, and don't be stingy with the Don't knock it till you tried it.",Were you always this sick?
Were you always this sick?,"One thing for sure, Christy Malone ain't lookin THAT good"
Who the was your father?,"Well, Dad said..."
Don't you know anything about limo etiquette? Everything in here is included for our pleasure.,"Wait a second, I thought we were hamburger guys."
"Wait a second, I thought we were hamburger guys.","And like every hamburger guy knows, when you get your one big chance at the good life, you abuse every second of it until they figure out you don't belong there and kick your sorry out."
"girls, wild video games. No wonder it's called ""Heaven.""",This is a fun place...but we don't usually come here until after the
Not bad for a hack. He has a future in yellow journalism.,He kicked major and you know it.
"Great jacket, Teddy Bear.",Yeah? You like?
Yeah? You like?,Makes your shoulders look so big and broad.
"We understand your disappointment, Teddy. Christy is a pretty, sexy, provocative, voluptuous... We...uh...we understand your disappointment.",It's my private business! Mine!
"But just for the record, my Mom is a schoolteacher and my Dad is the best auto mechanic this side of the Himalayas. You seem to have forgotten they opened Nelson's FAMILY Market so they could build something permanent, a legacy, for us. Their kids.",I didn't forget.
I didn't forget.,"You ever look down on them again and call them ""grocers"" like it's a dirty word, and you'll be your filet mignon through a straw for six to eight weeks. Got it?"
Don't write that part.,Is this an gritty exposé or a candy press release?
Is this an gritty exposé or a candy press release?,Write what you want. Just try not to make it so obvious that you're crazy about me.
Write what you want. Just try not to make it so obvious that you're crazy about me.,Life must be peachy on Planet Ted.
Life must be peachy on Planet Ted.,"Funny you should say ""peachy."""
"Funny you should say ""peachy.""",I did my homework. Your grandfather was a peach farmer.
I did my homework. Your grandfather was a peach farmer.,My adoptive grandfather. Who knows what my biological grandfather did.
My adoptive grandfather. Who knows what my biological grandfather did.,Undoubtedly an aristocratic bartender of some sort.
Charlie's right. Jealousy is so unattractive.,"Second only to unbridled, narcissistic conceit."
"Second only to unbridled, narcissistic conceit.",Why can't you be nice to me?
Why can't you be nice to me?,You've got enough people kissing your
I can't believe your dad built this for you.,He didn't. He had it built.
He didn't. He had it built.,Whatever.
Whatever.,"Not ""whatever."" It's two different things."
"Not ""whatever."" It's two different things.",He cared enough to want you to have it.
He cared enough to want you to have it.,He phoned it in.
He phoned it in.,I see.
I see.,I doubt it.
I doubt it.,"Now it makes sense, the whole neo Bohemian, down with hypocrisy, fight the power You're a poor little rich girl."
"Now it makes sense, the whole neo Bohemian, down with hypocrisy, fight the power You're a poor little rich girl.",The ozone must be fully depleted on Planet Ted.
The ozone must be fully depleted on Planet Ted.,"You think my dad would have been like that if I knew him? You think he would have bought me a stadium, instead of teaching me how to play ball?"
"You think my dad would have been like that if I knew him? You think he would have bought me a stadium, instead of teaching me how to play ball?",Your dad taught you everything.
Your dad taught you everything.,I mean my father.
I mean my father.,A father is nothing but Ted. It takes a real man to be a dad.
A father is nothing but Ted. It takes a real man to be a dad.,It's all so complicated.
It's all so complicated.,It's incredibly simple.
It's incredibly simple.,I feel like I'm being drawn and quartered. Like every part of me is being pushed and pulled and tugged in a different direction.
I feel like I'm being drawn and quartered. Like every part of me is being pushed and pulled and tugged in a different direction.,Eventually you'll let go.
Eventually you'll let go.,And then what?
And then what?,Then you'll see who's really holding on to you.
Then you'll see who's really holding on to you.,You're amazing.
You're amazing.,I know.
I know.,"Even when you infuriate me, I still want to kiss you."
"Even when you infuriate me, I still want to kiss you.",But you never do.
But you never do.,"If we were a team, we could do anything. I mean, anything."
That's probably my office.,Well? Where the are you?
Well? Where the are you?,He's on the move?
He's on the move?,I got an anonymous tip and an address in Cincinnati.
I got an anonymous tip and an address in Cincinnati.,Let's do it.
I need your help. I'm really in deep,"Don't say ""shit,"" honey. Use the strong vocabulary gave you."
"All I can tell you Sam, is hang in there. They clear you of this mess, you get reinstated, with back pay...",That's great. I'll just tell my creditors I'm not a No problem... I can't believe the board's going to act without even hearing my side of it.
That's great. I'll just tell my creditors I'm not a No problem... I can't believe the board's going to act without even hearing my side of it.,"The Van Ryan family created Blue Bay. They built the school... Sandra Van Ryan calls up the board and says kiss my they say, left, right, or in the middle. You're gonna need some help on this one, Sam. You're gonna need a lawyer, and he'd better be a good one."
"Wasn't enough Van Ryan had to destroy the people who invested here. He got to be old, he and his rich cronies would come down here, hunt and act like assholes. One trip he showed up with this young girl he'd picked up somewhere, gotten her pregnant then dumped her in the swamp. That came with her.",And the child...
And the child...,"She had it, before she drank herself to death. Wasn't exactly a love child..."
"She had it, before she drank herself to death. Wasn't exactly a love child...",Suzie. Then you're not her grandmother...
Suzie. Then you're not her grandmother...,"Raised her like she was, but no, Walter's my only child. He was a good boy, till the army took him."
You remember that little girl walked out of our talk at Blue Bay?,The skinny brunette.
The skinny brunette.,This is where she lives. She wants to talk. Beats the out of me why she would call me at all. I busted her once for possession. she wound up doing about six months at Camp Nine.
This is where she lives. She wants to talk. Beats the out of me why she would call me at all. I busted her once for possession. she wound up doing about six months at Camp Nine.,You mean Camp Sixty-Nine.
"I'm tired, Ray. I'm going home.",Where's Lombardo?
Where's Lombardo?,He's leaving the country. And I don't give a
He's leaving the country. And I don't give a,The blood type on the rocks matches Suzie's.
The blood type on the rocks matches Suzie's.,"It's Homicide's job now, Ray, let 'em do it. I'll tell you something else, there's more to this story than you know, Ray... If Suzie is dead, I think Hunter may be on the right track..."
You didn't tell me you were gonna put me on the news.,"We need to tape the interview, Suzie. No one will see it but us. Now when was this, that Mr. Lombardo gave you the ride?"
He did say something.,What was that?
What was that?,"He said, ""No little can ever make me come."""
"The teeth, were they...",Suzie Toller's. And that's the only thing saving your sorry
Will you calm down. Duquette's gonna come to you just like he did to me. You're gonna have to be ready for him.,"Yeah, but he can't push you around like he can me. You've got family and they've got clout. With we it's different... with me..."
"Yeah, but he can't push you around like he can me. You've got family and they've got clout. With we it's different... with me...","Yeah, I've got family and they've got clout and now you have me. Right? And Sam. Believe me, Suzie, this dickhead's not going to send you anywhere. He's gonna try and rattle your cage, and that's it. Stay strong and he can't do"
"Yeah, I've got family and they've got clout and now you have me. Right? And Sam. Believe me, Suzie, this dickhead's not going to send you anywhere. He's gonna try and rattle your cage, and that's it. Stay strong and he can't do","Man, I wanna smoke a joint."
"You're gonna me over, aren't you?","Oh, for Christ's sake."
"Oh, for Christ's sake.",You are.
You are.,Are you or just brain dead from whiffin' fumes out there in the swamp...
you scared the out of me. You must be crazy coming here.,Of course I'm crazy. Ask my mom.
I'm here.,"Okay. I want you to hear this too. We've got to be cool. All of us. People think I'm rich, for Christ's sake. I'm doing what rich guys do. I'm spending my money. It's more suspicious if I sit around doing nothing. Now don't let this cop with your minds."
"I'm really serious. That cop, he keeps watching me.",Duquette. Forget him...
Duquette. Forget him...,I can't help it. He gives me the creeps... I mean why was Suzie so scared of him? She's not that way. I think he did something...
I can't help it. He gives me the creeps... I mean why was Suzie so scared of him? She's not that way. I think he did something...,"Yeah, he got her busted for possession..."
"Yeah, he got her busted for possession...",I don't know... I think it was something else... Suzie says the bust was
I don't know... I think it was something else... Suzie says the bust was,And you believe her?
And you believe her?,I don't know. I want to see you...
I don't know. I want to see you...,Kelly... Relax. Take one of your mom's or something. In another week you get on the plane. It's over. We're rich.
Kelly... Relax. Take one of your mom's or something. In another week you get on the plane. It's over. We're rich.,But what if they find out... they'd put you in the gas chamber...
Nellie Gail Ranch...,"Sound nice? It's a drug rehab farm. It's where Kelly Van Ryan went when her morn fished her out of the swamp. Meanwhile, you get educator of the year I mean there's no way they can put this thing in front of a jury. they haven't even taken your statement yet. Reason? They're still shoveling dirt and my guess is, they're coming up empty. Now tell me I'm right."
"Sound nice? It's a drug rehab farm. It's where Kelly Van Ryan went when her morn fished her out of the swamp. Meanwhile, you get educator of the year I mean there's no way they can put this thing in front of a jury. they haven't even taken your statement yet. Reason? They're still shoveling dirt and my guess is, they're coming up empty. Now tell me I'm right.",There's nothing for them to get.
There's nothing for them to get.,"Good. So what we're going to do is march right to Hunter's doorstep. We're going to insist they take a statement. We're going to tell them to charge your or get off your back. They're walking a fine line here. Defamation of character, malicious prosecution..."
"Good. So what we're going to do is march right to Hunter's doorstep. We're going to insist they take a statement. We're going to tell them to charge your or get off your back. They're walking a fine line here. Defamation of character, malicious prosecution...",I just want my life back...
I just want my life back...,Fair enough. Let's go make a statement.
"Come on, let loose!",I was just thinking about where I'm gonna stay. I lost the house. It's like waking up from a nightmare.
I was just thinking about where I'm gonna stay. I lost the house. It's like waking up from a nightmare.,"You'll get over it. We've got a knockdown, airtight, of a lawsuit against Sandra Van Ryan."
"You'll get over it. We've got a knockdown, airtight, of a lawsuit against Sandra Van Ryan.",Just like that?
Just like that?,"Just like that? These people ruined your life, bro."
"You ought to watch it with that Suzie. You get busted again, you go back in a two-tine loser.",You got something against cigarettes?
"Yeah, they're bad for your health. I'm tryin' to look out for you...",That's cop
That's cop,"Well, you're half right. Best thing you could do for yourself right now would be to talk to me."
"Well, you're half right. Best thing you could do for yourself right now would be to talk to me.",About what?
About what?,Every triangle I've ever seen never lasts. Somebody's got to go.
Every triangle I've ever seen never lasts. Somebody's got to go.,Is this supposed to mean something to me? What triangle?
Is this supposed to mean something to me? What triangle?,"You, Kelly, Sam."
"You, Kelly, Sam.",I don't have to listen to this. And you can't shove me around. I have friends now...
you. This is I'm outta here.,"Sit down, Lombardo."
"Yeah, well, you fixed that. What the happened, anyway?","The shot me, is what happened."
"Hey, what did you want me to do, die?","Well, you're the cop, they don't teach you to disarm people, shoot them in the leg or something? You weren't supposed to her for Christ's sake."
How...,"Walter. He's been aimin' that Brownie through knotholes for years. I saw these, I knew he'd finally struck gold. I can't decide which came out better, that little straw Kelly's got up her nose, or that vibrator you've got up her What do you think, Mr. Lombardo?"
"Walter. He's been aimin' that Brownie through knotholes for years. I saw these, I knew he'd finally struck gold. I can't decide which came out better, that little straw Kelly's got up her nose, or that vibrator you've got up her What do you think, Mr. Lombardo?","I think there's some things you do, you don't want to see yourself doing them."
J. S. Bach.,Jim West.
Jim West.,"Artemus Gordon. Bach, he's the composer."
"Artemus Gordon. Bach, he's the composer.","I don't mind him, but who the are you... my valet or something?"
"I don't mind him, but who the are you... my valet or something?",Valet? You jest of course. I am a U.S. Marshal.
Valet? You jest of course. I am a U.S. Marshal.,Funny. So am I.
Funny. So am I.,"Congratulations. Unfortunately, my train is about to leave, and I really must insist you disembark."
"Congratulations. Unfortunately, my train is about to leave, and I really must insist you disembark.","Your train? Listen, friend, you're obviously lost. ... I've got orders here to take possession of this train and to investigate a certain crime."
"Your train? Listen, friend, you're obviously lost. ... I've got orders here to take possession of this train and to investigate a certain crime.","Interesting. Mine say the same thing, and they don't mention you, not even as a valet, although we could talk..."
"Oh, That's it.",It's better than nothing.
It's better than nothing.,It is?
It is?,He's going to put on a pith helmet and some guy named Willard.
"Artemus, you ready for this? His next target is Albuquerque.",What? President Grant is...!
What? President Grant is...!,I know! I know!
I know! I know!,I don't have to tell you what that would do to our careers!
I don't have to tell you what that would do to our careers!,"We've got to stop him right here, now! With that armored steam engine of his it'll be a slaughter."
"We've got to stop him right here, now! With that armored steam engine of his it'll be a slaughter.","I'd love to stop him, but have you noticed the hundred armed men?"
"I'd love to stop him, but have you noticed the hundred armed men?",There's only seventy-eight.
There's only seventy-eight.,"Oh, well, then let's kick some"
It was in your book.,"Well, maybe we do have a chance."
Pull the balloon right in front of him! We'll board the thing!,"Oh, I see, an easy plan!"
"Time for you to get off, Ma'am.",Like I'll see it through! Ram the
How reliable is this kid?,"Oh, he's good."
"Oh, he's good.",Amish.
Amish.,Yeah.
Yeah.,What have you got?
What have you got?,Zenovitch was about to deliver a list of names tonight – street chemists... the guys processing this P2P into speed.
Zenovitch was about to deliver a list of names tonight – street chemists... the guys processing this P2P into speed.,So one of them got to him.
So one of them got to him.,Maybe.
Maybe.,You know who?
You know who?,Maybe.
Maybe.,You're still convinced there's a link to the department?
You're still convinced there's a link to the department?,If there isn't I've just wasted the last six months.
If there isn't I've just wasted the last six months.,That's the problem. We need results. The press is driving us crazy over this P2P thing. Calling us the 'speed capitol of the country'. You know the sort of thing. It's getting political. The Commissioner's getting very uneasy.
That's the problem. We need results. The press is driving us crazy over this P2P thing. Calling us the 'speed capitol of the country'. You know the sort of thing. It's getting political. The Commissioner's getting very uneasy.,"The Amish boy saw him, Paul. I'll make it, but Set Donahue and the Homicide Department off my back or they'll blow the whole thing."
"The Amish boy saw him, Paul. I'll make it, but Set Donahue and the Homicide Department off my back or they'll blow the whole thing.","When word gets out that Zenovitch was a cop, all will break lose. You've got 24 hours. That's all I can give you. 24 hours on your own. After that the case and the witness go back to the Homicide Department."
"When word gets out that Zenovitch was a cop, all will break lose. You've got 24 hours. That's all I can give you. 24 hours on your own. After that the case and the witness go back to the Homicide Department.",Tell you what... why don't you and that blonde – what's-her-name – come over for dinner Sunday. How 'bout that.
Tell you what... why don't you and that blonde – what's-her-name – come over for dinner Sunday. How 'bout that.,What's-her-name moved to Buffalo.
What's-her-name moved to Buffalo.,"Well, anyway, don't get crazy. I'll do something for Zenovich's wife."
Last guy I would have figured. But he's part of it.,I hope you don't have any doubts about that.
I hope you don't have any doubts about that.,"If I did, I'd have kept my mouth shut... It fits, Paul... Fifty-five gallons of P2P confiscated four years ago... Guess who was in on the collar? Mac. He salts it away somewhere... he knows the stuff is potent, but the street chemists haven't figured out how to process it. But they do now. And now the stuff is worth five-grand a pint and there are a lot of pints in a fifty-five gallon drum."
"If I did, I'd have kept my mouth shut... It fits, Paul... Fifty-five gallons of P2P confiscated four years ago... Guess who was in on the collar? Mac. He salts it away somewhere... he knows the stuff is potent, but the street chemists haven't figured out how to process it. But they do now. And now the stuff is worth five-grand a pint and there are a lot of pints in a fifty-five gallon drum.",Who else knows?
Who else knows?,Just us.
Just us.,"Okay, what are you going to need to clean it up"
"Okay, what are you going to need to clean it up",More people... Gotta pick up where Zenovich left off. People from outside the department.
More people... Gotta pick up where Zenovich left off. People from outside the department.,Maybe the Bureau. Or those bastards at Treasury. I'll take care of it. I hate this Johnny. You cut their balls off for me. I'm counting on you.
You know carpentry?,I did some carpentry summers when I was going to school.
I did some carpentry summers when I was going to school.,What else can you do?
What else can you do?,I can whack people. I'm at whacking.
I can whack people. I'm at whacking.,Whacking is not of much use on a farm.
Whacking is not of much use on a farm.,Now hold on. There's a lot of people who think being a cop is a legitimate job.
Now hold on. There's a lot of people who think being a cop is a legitimate job.,I'm sorry. I'm sure it is.
"Listen carefully, I wrote the Amish woman's name and address on my desk calendar, I want you to lose it for me, Now. Tonight.",What the are you talking about? What's happening.
What the are you talking about? What's happening.,Nothing. I'm not going to be around for a while. I'll call you when I can.
Nothing. I'm not going to be around for a while. I'll call you when I can.,"Johnny, what the"
"Johnny, what the",Listen to me – Schaeffer's part of it. Maybe at the top of it.
"Yeah... I can put it all together when I get back, 'Til then, you know nothing, understand? Business as usual...",I hear you.
I hear you.,Good. Take care of that woman's name for me. And watch your
It's me.,Johnny! Where the have you been?
Johnny! Where the have you been?,Never mind. I'm coming in to take care of business. How hot am I?
Never mind. I'm coming in to take care of business. How hot am I?,Too hot. Don't do it. Don't come in.
Too hot. Don't do it. Don't come in.,I'm coming.
I'm coming.,"Listen, Johnny, don't do anything You couldn't get within a mile of Schaeffer right now. So stay put... Stay in touch – I'll let you know when maybe it makes sense."
What's so funny?,Fred. The way he looked when you screamed at him.
Fred. The way he looked when you screamed at him.,Fred...
Fred...,At home you'd never hear a woman scream at a man that way.
At home you'd never hear a woman scream at a man that way.,No? Why not?
No? Why not?,You just wouldn't. It's not the Amish way. But I think it would have done me good if I could have screamed at your brother last night.
You just wouldn't. It's not the Amish way. But I think it would have done me good if I could have screamed at your brother last night.,"Listen, I don't know what's going on or how you got mixed up with him, but don't you let that self-righteous son of a push you around, okay?"
"Weird, man. No fuckin' electricity. What do you figure they plug all their into?",They don't have any
What the were you doing? You nearly killed us!,I did us. She thinks we’re dead. And she thinks she got away with it.
I did us. She thinks we’re dead. And she thinks she got away with it.,What the are you talking about?
What the are you talking about?,It’s part of some plan. She dresses it up like a terrorist attack. The explosion covers up the theft of the plutonium.
It’s part of some plan. She dresses it up like a terrorist attack. The explosion covers up the theft of the plutonium.,Who’s she?
Who’s she?,Elektra King.
Elektra King.,Elektra King? Are you insane? This is her pipeline.
Elektra King? Are you insane? This is her pipeline.,Makes her look even more innocent.
Makes her look even more innocent.,What would she want with weapons grade plutonium?
What would she want with weapons grade plutonium?,I was hoping you could tell me.
Who is it?,"You think I fear death? I welcome it. I get on my knees and pray for it. You, on the other hand, you have something to live for, no? She’s beautiful isn’t she? You should have seen her before. Flawless, and still so innocent, not such a in bed..."
A,Who is she? Do you know her?
"Jon, does anybody know what the you're talking about? Dan's just an ordinary guy, but he talks to me. When he looks at me he's seeing something more than just a -- a collection of atoms.",Then you're sleeping with Dreiberg?
Then you're sleeping with Dreiberg?,"Well, I just, you just said -- don't act surprised."
"Well, I just, you just said -- don't act surprised.","That's how time works, Laurie. Everything is preordained . . . even my responses. We're all puppets. I'm just a puppet who can see the strings. -- Thirty seconds."
"Your problem, Dan, is a lack of vision. You spent all those years chasing after muggers, and drug dealers, and jaywalkers . . . as if the world was any better for it. As if any of it mattered.",You ruthless son of a You really believe this mad-scientist is going to save the world?
You ruthless son of a You really believe this mad-scientist is going to save the world?,We'd better hope so. -- It's almost time.
What the -- ?,It's a peace rally. The CTU's just opened fire on the crowd.
It's a peace rally. The CTU's just opened fire on the crowd.,"Oh, Laurie. Jesus. No."
Missed 'em Dan. You're aiming high!,I don't want to take 'em out. Just want to keep 'em interested.
I don't want to take 'em out. Just want to keep 'em interested.,They're practically on us . . .
They're practically on us . . .,That Detroit I'm so worried.
. . . And they call me a nut.,Adrian. It¹s too late. The world is blowing up as we stand here.
"All right, Miss Juspeczyk. Pack your things.",Am I free to go?
Am I free to go?,You're free to do whatever you well please. Let's move it.
You're free to do whatever you well please. Let's move it.,"I don't know why you've been keeping me here, but you're in deep --"
"I don't know why you've been keeping me here, but you're in deep --","Oh, I am, honey. You see, Russian tanks are crossing the Afghan border this very minute. And we are all of us, every living soul, in deep, deep -- because our number-one strategic weapons has finally flipped out."
"Oh, I am, honey. You see, Russian tanks are crossing the Afghan border this very minute. And we are all of us, every living soul, in deep, deep -- because our number-one strategic weapons has finally flipped out.",Jon?? You mean he's --
Jon?? You mean he's --,That's right. Your meal ticket's flown the coop. That blue has apparently left the planet.
Who the are you?,The name's Gibbons. You were saying?
The name's Gibbons. You were saying?,What is this place?
What is this place?,Looks like a diner.
Looks like a diner.,"Diner, huh? Let me tell you what the problem is. I wake up drugged to find what? You've got a ""salesman"" over here reading a three week old newspaper. He's pulling a 211 with a ""trucker"", who happens to be packing a cop issue H&K 9mm. I get tipped that something is going down when she passes me a note. How's that for twisted logic? How did she know there was trouble unless they pulled the guns before I ""walked"" in? And if that's true, why'd they stop and wait until I woke up to gaffle the money? Then I notice how beefy they both are. even the waitress is cut. All three of them look like they went through the same training program. Ergo they ain't strangers and this isn't what it seems. That's how I knew yo-yo wouldn't get a round off even if I gave him all day. Why?"
"You've really got me confused, Cage. On the one hand you showed leadership, courage under fire, a willingness to protect men you hardly knew... and on the other you have an arrest record that pegs you as near sociopathic. Help me out here. I'm not following your evolution.","You want the cheap backstory? The runaway mom, the suicide dad and the foster homes? Gimme a break. You're not interested in my past, you're interested in my future as some kind of spy."
"You want the cheap backstory? The runaway mom, the suicide dad and the foster homes? Gimme a break. You're not interested in my past, you're interested in my future as some kind of spy.","You're perceptive too. I forgot to add that to the list of surprises. I'm with the National Security Agency. And unlikely as it may sound, I need your help."
"You're perceptive too. I forgot to add that to the list of surprises. I'm with the National Security Agency. And unlikely as it may sound, I need your help.",I'm not interested. I've already got a job.
I'm not interested. I've already got a job.,You're an adrenaline with one foot in the penitentiary. You risk your building a daredevil myth that means nothing and you're not getting any younger.
You're an adrenaline with one foot in the penitentiary. You risk your building a daredevil myth that means nothing and you're not getting any younger.,I plan on getting a lot older. And playing spy games sounds like a quick way to get yourself dead.
I plan on getting a lot older. And playing spy games sounds like a quick way to get yourself dead.,That's too bad. I thought a guy like you would appreciate the challenge.
"You did say ""Ahab""? You're sure about that?","Yeah, I sent you pictures. Here's what I'm thinking. If they take out the cameras and sensors, they could probably put a bomb in this thing. You drop it in the water in the Red Sea and three weeks later it's swimming up the Potomac."
"Yeah, I sent you pictures. Here's what I'm thinking. If they take out the cameras and sensors, they could probably put a bomb in this thing. You drop it in the water in the Red Sea and three weeks later it's swimming up the Potomac.","This is good work, X, fine work. You need to press on at all costs, find out what they have planned with this ""Ahab""."
"This is good work, X, fine work. You need to press on at all costs, find out what they have planned with this ""Ahab"".","Hey, one miracle at a time. They're on to me now, remember?"
"Hey, one miracle at a time. They're on to me now, remember?",I'm gonna be en route with a team shortly to relieve you. Just keep the pressure on until the cavalry arrives. And X? You done yourself proud helping those people today.
Snow covered fortress. Army of bad guys. The usual.,I'm on the way with a team to relieve you. What's the latest?
I'm on the way with a team to relieve you. What's the latest?,"They retrofitted Ahab with some kind of rocket launcher. They were loading canisters of liquid into it, light colored and dark colored in the same tube but separate. Something tells me this it that ""classified"" stuff you didn't want me to know about. Does the song ""Silent Night"" mean anything to you?"
"They retrofitted Ahab with some kind of rocket launcher. They were loading canisters of liquid into it, light colored and dark colored in the same tube but separate. Something tells me this it that ""classified"" stuff you didn't want me to know about. Does the song ""Silent Night"" mean anything to you?",Yes it does.
Yes it does.,"Come on, Gibbons, you can do better then that."
"Come on, Gibbons, you can do better then that.","Silent Night is the name of a top secret binary nerve agent. The glass canister is shot into the air and detonated. The black and white chemicals mix, forming a toxic cloud. When it settles down to Earth, it'll everything in the vicinity."
"Silent Night is the name of a top secret binary nerve agent. The glass canister is shot into the air and detonated. The black and white chemicals mix, forming a toxic cloud. When it settles down to Earth, it'll everything in the vicinity.","Jesus Christ, Gibbons, this is something we came up with?"
"Jesus Christ, Gibbons, this is something we came up with?","Yeah, that's right. So now that you know, you understand why it's important that we get it back."
"Yeah, that's right. So now that you know, you understand why it's important that we get it back.","Kinda funny, though, isn't it? We're not supposed to be making weapons like that anyway. Guess we shoulda played by the rules."
"Kinda funny, though, isn't it? We're not supposed to be making weapons like that anyway. Guess we shoulda played by the rules.","Somebody else makes those decisions, not guys like you and me. You've done your job, X, head back to Prague. I'll be landing in 90 minutes. This is my operation now."
"Somebody else makes those decisions, not guys like you and me. You've done your job, X, head back to Prague. I'll be landing in 90 minutes. This is my operation now.","We don't have that kinda time, boss, I don't think Prague's gonna be around much longer. I've gotta go now. I've got a lot of bad guys to"
"Thought you bought the farm down there, X. Glad as to see you.",I'm pretty happy to see me too. So are you done with me yet?
I'm pretty happy to see me too. So are you done with me yet?,"You've kept up your end of the bargain, I'll do the same. But you really should consider staying on, you make a decent agent."
"You've kept up your end of the bargain, I'll do the same. But you really should consider staying on, you make a decent agent.","But I hate cops, remember? Except for her."
"But I hate cops, remember? Except for her.","Cut the X, I saw you down there. You're a hero. Don't be afraid to join the good guys."
"Cut the X, I saw you down there. You're a hero. Don't be afraid to join the good guys.",Who says you're the good guys?
"You know what they say, the only way to change the system is from the inside.",Oh yeah? Why don't we start by taking this thing off my ankle? The poison needles?
Oh yeah? Why don't we start by taking this thing off my ankle? The poison needles?,"On come on, X. Did you really think we were that barbaric?"
"On come on, X. Did you really think we were that barbaric?","No needles, huh? What about the acid bath?"
"No needles, huh? What about the acid bath?",All for show. Just a psychological mind game to get you to do the right thing.
All for show. Just a psychological mind game to get you to do the right thing.,You're a you know that?
They're degenerates. There's not a man in there that would give a if the Chinese took over.,That's exactly why we need them.
"If you got a problem with me, why are we dancing?",Yorgi asked me to.
Yorgi asked me to.,You do everything Yorgi says?
You do everything Yorgi says?,Go to
Go to,"It's gonna be like that, huh? You got all bent out of shape as soon as he started dancing with someone else. Why's that?"
"It's gonna be like that, huh? You got all bent out of shape as soon as he started dancing with someone else. Why's that?",Mind your business.
Mind your business.,"Did you guys used to date? That's it, right? He broke your heart and you're still soft on him. That's funny, it don't seem to fit with a tough broad like you."
"Hey, you're good.","Maybe we should start again, yes? I know so little about you, except that you're not what you say you are."
"Maybe we should start again, yes? I know so little about you, except that you're not what you say you are.","That makes two of us then, sweetheart, because I ain't buying your either. You're not like them, I can see it in your eyes. So you tell me, who's bullshitting who?"
I don't know what you're talking about.,"The eyes don't lie. All this has gotten to you, hasn't it, Petra? You came in as Yorgi's girlfriend and you stayed because it was fun. Now you don't like it so much, but you're in so deep you can't get out anymore. Tell me if I'm wrong, Petra."
"The eyes don't lie. All this has gotten to you, hasn't it, Petra? You came in as Yorgi's girlfriend and you stayed because it was fun. Now you don't like it so much, but you're in so deep you can't get out anymore. Tell me if I'm wrong, Petra.",Go to
Go to,Look at you. You're helping run things now. You're a gangster. I bet that snuck up on you. You woke up one day and you were a criminal.
That's how you eat? It's like a gerbil.,I'm from L.A.
I'm from L.A.,So why don't you tell me something about who you gather information for. They obviously have very deep pockets. Are you from a rival clan?
So why don't you tell me something about who you gather information for. They obviously have very deep pockets. Are you from a rival clan?,Let's just say I'm freelancing and leave it at that.
Let's just say I'm freelancing and leave it at that.,Whoever sent you knew what they were doing. You and Yorgi are practically twins. Two nihilistic fashion victims who make a lot of noise but don't say much.
Whoever sent you knew what they were doing. You and Yorgi are practically twins. Two nihilistic fashion victims who make a lot of noise but don't say much.,Don't judge a comic book by it's cover.
Don't judge a comic book by it's cover.,"You agree with a lot of what he says, don't you."
"You agree with a lot of what he says, don't you.","I know where he's coming from. The only thing I really don't get is why he dumped you. Up until I found that out, I thought his judgment was pretty sound."
"I know where he's coming from. The only thing I really don't get is why he dumped you. Up until I found that out, I thought his judgment was pretty sound.","Don't even start. I'll be honest, I don't trust you. Bur lets pretend for a minute that what you say is true, that I want to leave. What can you do about it?"
"Don't even start. I'll be honest, I don't trust you. Bur lets pretend for a minute that what you say is true, that I want to leave. What can you do about it?","The people I know want facts, the kinds of things an insider would know. They're interested in putting Anarchy 99 out of business."
"The people I know want facts, the kinds of things an insider would know. They're interested in putting Anarchy 99 out of business.",All I have to do is risk my life providing you with these facts.
All I have to do is risk my life providing you with these facts.,We could work together. Then maybe we could both get the out of here. There's a beach in Bora Bora with my name on it.
We could work together. Then maybe we could both get the out of here. There's a beach in Bora Bora with my name on it.,A beach named X? That I'd like to see.
A beach named X? That I'd like to see.,"So there you have it. I guess you just have to ask yourself, how bad to you want out?"
So what's the plan with this Ahab? Are they selling it or what?,"No, something worse. He says it's a surprise, but I know him. This is his masterpiece."
"No, something worse. He says it's a surprise, but I know him. This is his masterpiece.",We've got to find out what it is. Can you handle that?
We've got to find out what it is. Can you handle that?,There's something I didn't have time to tell you before.
There's something I didn't have time to tell you before.,What's that?
What's that?,I'm a agent as well. KGB. I've been undercover for over a year.
I'm a agent as well. KGB. I've been undercover for over a year.,You're what? What the have you been doing?
You're what? What the have you been doing?,"I don't know. Eight months ago I stop hearing from my people. No explanation, just silence. So I stay and I wait like I was told. Soon I'm in so far, they'd me if I left. Now every day I get farther and farther away from what I was. I'm like you said, a criminal."
"I don't know. Eight months ago I stop hearing from my people. No explanation, just silence. So I stay and I wait like I was told. Soon I'm in so far, they'd me if I left. Now every day I get farther and farther away from what I was. I'm like you said, a criminal.","I'm busted up for you, but Jesus, what the are you doing? Those people almost drowned on that boat and you didn't lift a finger."
Are you alright?,What the are you doing? You could've killed me!
What the are you doing? You could've killed me!,I heard you talking. I could tell where you were in the room.
I heard you talking. I could tell where you were in the room.,I don't know what's going on anymore. I thought I was square with that dude. Now everybody's switching sides like it's the WWF.
Where'd the truck go?!,"Go to the water, it's that way!"
"My name is Slovo, Czech secret police. When you are here you are under my jurisdiction, you take my orders, you do what I say. If you become any kind of an inconvenience, I'll shoot you.",Here we go again.
Here we go again.,"You're here because your government is putting pressure on my government. This is an internal affair, a Czech affair, that you are interfering with. I will warn you once: Don't in my lawn. Get whatever information your government seeks and get our."
"You're here because your government is putting pressure on my government. This is an internal affair, a Czech affair, that you are interfering with. I will warn you once: Don't in my lawn. Get whatever information your government seeks and get our.","First of all, you should whoever sold you that suit. Two, I don't wanna be here either, so just step off. Three, if you had the authority to shoot me you would've done it by now, so just ease up on the machismo, Now that we've got that sorted out, I'm gonna get some rest."
What's so funny?,Been to any good diners lately?
They're all over the place! What the hell's going on?,Looks like we're in the middle of the drug war.
That's the guy.,This pizda? Never seen him before.
This pizda? Never seen him before.,"Who you workin' for? What do you do for a living,"
We seen all your So you want cars? We get whatever cars you need. What are you looking for?,"Ferrari's, Lamborghini's... high end pasta rockets. Ten to start."
"Total chaos, man! Welcome to Anarchy 99!","What's ""Anarchy 99""?"
"What's ""Anarchy 99""?","It's all this craziness! It's what we've been living since 99, when we left the Army. One of our brothers died in Grozny and we said the with this What for? He dies for what? Politics? Who's politics? Not ours."
"It's all this craziness! It's what we've been living since 99, when we left the Army. One of our brothers died in Grozny and we said the with this What for? He dies for what? Politics? Who's politics? Not ours.",You wanna see my politics?
You got a great set-up here Yorgi. You really know how to live.,"It's a beautiful town, Prague. It's been good to me."
"It's a beautiful town, Prague. It's been good to me.","I've been here before, when I was a kid. My old man was in the service, we used to live on the Army base in Hamburg."
"I've been here before, when I was a kid. My old man was in the service, we used to live on the Army base in Hamburg.","You, an Army brat? I don't see that one at all. Did you join the service as well?"
"You, an Army brat? I don't see that one at all. Did you join the service as well?","no. My dad was a straight up tin soldier. Somehow he this general off and got himself dishonorably discharged. Had a court martial and everything. The charges were total so he was sure he'd get his name cleared, but it didn't happen."
"no. My dad was a straight up tin soldier. Somehow he this general off and got himself dishonorably discharged. Had a court martial and everything. The charges were total so he was sure he'd get his name cleared, but it didn't happen.","Connections and politics, it's the same everywhere."
"Connections and politics, it's the same everywhere.","My old man, he bought into the system, and it him. So he swallowed a bullet. Me, I don't believe in nothing I can't see and touch."
"Excuse me, Mr. Waldman -- excuse me for interrupting. But is Frederick, then...a medical doctor?","Yes, my dear, he is."
"Yes, my dear, he is.",And has he achieved...any special degree of eminence?
And has he achieved...any special degree of eminence?,He is the fifth leading authority in his field.
He is the fifth leading authority in his field.,"Oh,"
"Oh,",Herr Falkstein -- you must go at once and present Dr. Frankenstein with all the details of his inheritance. The estate will provide for your journey.
Where did you get this cauliflower?,"From your office, sir."
"From your office, sir.",Didn't you prepare it with the celery before my lecture?
Didn't you prepare it with the celery before my lecture?,"Yes, sir. But I must have taken the wrong one when we came up."
"Yes, sir. But I must have taken the wrong one when we came up.",Are you trying to make me look like an idiot?