MichaelOrme/Profane · Datasets at Hugging Face

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She's not a...	Lesbian? No. I found a picture of Jared Leto in one of her drawers, so I'm pretty sure she's not harboring same-sex tendencies.
Lesbian? No. I found a picture of Jared Leto in one of her drawers, so I'm pretty sure she's not harboring same-sex tendencies.	So that's the kind of guy she likes? Pretty ones?
So that's the kind of guy she likes? Pretty ones?	Who knows? All I've ever heard her say is that she'd dip before dating a guy that smokes.
do you listen to this crap?	What crap?
What crap?	Me. This endless ...blonde babble. I'm like, boring myself.
Me. This endless ...blonde babble. I'm like, boring myself.	Thank God! If I had to hear one more story about your coiffure...
I have the potential to smack the crap out of you if you don't get out of my way.	Can you at least start wearing a bra?
He said everyone was doing it. So I did it.	You did what?
You did what?	Just once. Afterwards, I told him I didn't want to anymore. I wasn't ready. He got pissed. Then he broke up with me.
Why do girls like that always like guys like that?	Because they're bred to. Their mothers liked guys like that, and their grandmothers before them. Their gene pool is rarely diluted.
Because they're bred to. Their mothers liked guys like that, and their grandmothers before them. Their gene pool is rarely diluted.	He always have that shit-eating grin?
He always have that shit-eating grin?	Joey Dorsey? Perma-shit-grin. I wish I could say he's a moron, but he's number twelve in the class. And a model. Mostly regional stuff, but he's rumored to have a big tube sock ad coming out.
This is it. A golden opportunity. Patrick can ask Katarina to the party.	In that case, we'll need to make it a school-wide blow out.
In that case, we'll need to make it a school-wide blow out.	Will Bogey get bent?
Will Bogey get bent?	Are you kidding? He'll piss himself with joy. He's the ultimate kiss ass.
When I shell out fifty, I expect results.	I'm on it
I'm on it	Watching the bitch trash my car doesn't count as a date.
Watching the bitch trash my car doesn't count as a date.	I got her under control. She just acts crazed in public to keep up the image.
You better not fuck this up. I'm heavily invested.	Hey -- it's all for the higher good right?
I realize that the men of this fine institution are severely lacking, but killing yourself so you can be with William Shakespeare is beyond the scope of normal teenage obsessions. You're venturing far past daytime talk show fodder and entering the world of those who need very expensive therapy.	But imagine the things he'd say during sex.
Can you even imagine? Who the hell would go to this a bastion of commercial excess?	Well, I guess we're not, since we don't have dates .
Well, I guess we're not, since we don't have dates .	Listen to you! You sound like Betty, all pissed off because Archie is taking Veronica.
Listen to you! You sound like Betty, all pissed off because Archie is taking Veronica.	Okay, okay, we won't go. It's not like I have a dress anyway
Okay, okay, we won't go. It's not like I have a dress anyway	You' re looking at this from the wrong perspective. We're making a statement.
You ' re looking at this from the wrong perspective. We're making a statement.	Oh, good. Something new and different for us.
You hate me don't you?	I don't really think you warrant that strong an emotion.
I don't really think you warrant that strong an emotion.	Then say you'll spend Dollar Night at the track with me.
Then say you'll spend Dollar Night at the track with me.	And why would I do that?
And why would I do that?	Come on -- the ponies, the flat beer, you with money in your eyes, me with my hand on your ass...
Come on -- the ponies, the flat beer, you with money in your eyes, me with my hand on your ass...	You -- covered in my vomit.
You -- covered in my vomit.	Seven-thirty?
He left! I sprung the dickhead and he cruised on me.	Look up, sunshine
Besides, I had some extra cash. Some asshole paid me to take out a really great girl.	Is that right?
Is that right?	Yeah, but then I fucked up. I fell for her.
I don't understand the allure of dehydrated food. Is this something I should be hip to?	No, Daddy.
No, Daddy.	So tell me about this dance. Was it fun?
So tell me about this dance. Was it fun?	Parts of it.
Parts of it.	Which parts?
Which parts?	The part where Bianca beat the hell out of some guy.
The part where Bianca beat the hell out of some guy.	Bianca did what?
Bianca did what?	What's the matter? Upset that I rubbed off on her?
What's the matter? Upset that I rubbed off on her?	No -- impressed.
Katarina Stratford. My, my. You've been terrorizing Ms. Blaise again.	Expressing my opinion is not a terrorist action.
Expressing my opinion is not a terrorist action.	Well, yes, compared to your other choices of expression this year, today's events are quite mild. By the way, Bobby Rictor's gonad retrieval operation went quite well, in case you're interested.
Well, yes, compared to your other choices of expression this year, today's events are quite mild. By the way, Bobby Rictor's gonad retrieval operation went quite well, in case you're interested.	I still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls. I was merely a spectator.
I still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls. I was merely a spectator.	The point is Kat -- people perceive you as somewhat ...
Tempestuous?	No ... I believe "heinous bitch" is the term used most often.
You were right. She's still pissed.	Sweet love, renew thy force!
Sweet love, renew thy force!	Man -- don't say shit like that to me. People can hear you.
Why don't we discuss your driving need to be a hemorrhoid?	What's to discuss?
What's to discuss?	You weren't abused, you aren't stupid, and as far as I can tell, you're only slightly psychotic -- so why is it that you're such a fuck-up?
You weren't abused, you aren't stupid, and as far as I can tell, you're only slightly psychotic -- so why is it that you're such a fuck-up?	Well, you know -- there's the prestige of the job title... and the benefits package is pretty good...
I never seen heat like this! Not even in Las Minas!	The water's going putrid in the barrels.
The water's going putrid in the barrels.	You'll be drinking your own piss... For the glory of Spain... and Admiral Colon...! Bastard!
What are you listening to, chicken ass?	Ah, leave him alone. He's doing no harm.
Ah, leave him alone. He's doing no harm.	With a face like that? I don't want you looking at me. You hear?
How can you be so certain? The Ocean is said to be infinite.	Ignorance! I believe the Indies are no more than 750 leagues west of the Canary Islands.
Ignorance! I believe the Indies are no more than 750 leagues west of the Canary Islands.	How can you be so certain?
How can you be so certain?	The calculations of Toscanelli Marin de Tyr, Esdras...
The calculations of Toscanelli Marin de Tyr, Esdras...	Esdras is a Jew.
Esdras is a Jew.	So was Christ!
You lied! You cheated! We're way past 750 leagues!	Six days ago, yes.
Six days ago, yes.	You must be mad...!
You must be mad...!	We have to keep the hopes of these men alive!
We have to keep the hopes of these men alive!	We're on the verge of a mutiny, Colon!
We're on the verge of a mutiny, Colon!	You think I don't know that?
You think I don't know that?	We're lost!
We're lost!	The land is there. I know it!
The land is there. I know it!	You don't know anything! Listen Colon, these are my ships, right? So I'm telling you we're turning back!
You don't know anything! Listen Colon, these are my ships, right? So I'm telling you we're turning back!	And then what? Half of the water has gone, the rest is nearly putrid! You know that!
And then what? Half of the water has gone, the rest is nearly putrid! You know that!	Jesus Maria! I should have never listened to you!
Jesus Maria! I should have never listened to you!	You never did. You did all the talking for both of us, remember?
You never did. You did all the talking for both of us, remember?	You bloody...
You bloody...	Pinzon, Pinzon... All we can do now is go forward! Think about that!
Pinzon, Pinzon... All we can do now is go forward! Think about that!	You tell that to them!
You tell that to them!	You're right. Let the men decide.
Tell me about yourself. What you did as a young boy... what your parents were like.	My father always degraded me. Killed my self-esteem. And my mother was blind.
My father always degraded me. Killed my self-esteem. And my mother was blind.	Your mother was blind?
Your mother was blind?	Yeah, she went blind giving birth to me. She went to fucking black market doctor to induce me.
Yeah, she went blind giving birth to me. She went to fucking black market doctor to induce me.	Back in the Czech Republic?
Back in the Czech Republic?	Yeah, yeah...bad doctor gave her bad drugs which made her go blind. And my father blamed me for her blindness...
Yeah, yeah...bad doctor gave her bad drugs which made her go blind. And my father blamed me for her blindness...	Your father blamed you for your mother's blindness?
Your father blamed you for your mother's blindness?	Yeah, he hated me from day when I was born. Put it out. Can you put the cigarette out?
I'm not a whore. I'm not a whore.	I know.
I know.	You don't know. I'm sorry. I was desperate. That's not me. I shot a cop. Can you imagine what they'll do to me when I got to prison?
You don't know. I'm sorry. I was desperate. That's not me. I shot a cop. Can you imagine what they'll do to me when I got to prison?	They're not gonna send you right back.
They're not gonna send you right back.	I'm sorry. I didn't mean to...I'm glad. Actually I'm glad it's over. All this time. Hiding. Never being able to look anyone in the eyes. Always afraid that someone would find out who I was. Never trusting anyone...
Hey, Chief, what are you doing here?	I came to see how the investigation was going. I called and you're not here. I wait up at the station and you don't even show up!!! I beep you - you don't return my call. Where the hell have you been?!
Ladder 20 was on the Rock for training. We stopped there... so she could get cleaned up.	What do you mean, 'cleaned up?'
What do you mean, 'cleaned up?'	I let her take a shower.
I let her take a shower.	A shower!? Did you take one, too?
A shower!? Did you take one, too?	No! Nothing happened.
No! Nothing happened.	Oh really. That's nice. You took a homicide witness to take a shower after your partner was shot? Are you out of your fucking mind?? Are you having that much trouble gettin' dates?!
It was freaky, I'll tell you. Stupid kid.	What's the kid gonna say - sorry? Meanwhile I'm not here anymore. Like last week - we were at the morgue and this guy was all chopped up - spleen here - liver there - his heart in a pan. Six hours ago this guy was walkin' his dog or buyin' a quart of milk. Who knows? But some kid's robbed him for $3 or some shit and shot him and now you can't tell if he's a piece of beef or a human being and I'm thinkin' that's me. Sooner or later. That's me.
Maybe it's a ritual thing or someone trying to send a message. Burial rites are taken very seriously in Eastern Europe. It could be to humiliate them. Just burning them up, no proper funeral, it's like condemning them to hell.	Eastern Europe. Like what? Romania? Hungary?
Eastern Europe. Like what? Romania? Hungary?	Or Czechoslovakia. The Slavs have been fighting the Germans and the Russians for a thousand years. These are very intense people and they take things personally.
Why'd you help me back there with the Chief? Why'd you stand up for me like that?	You know, I don't know. I like you. You remind me of a puppy I used to have. He pissed on the rug all the time, but I still kept him.
So...who's Nicky?	What do you want?
What do you want?	Your opinion. You see, they going to make a movie about me, too, Eddie. And write books.
Your opinion. You see, they going to make a movie about me, too, Eddie. And write books.	What's your accomplishment.

She's not a...

Lesbian? No. I found a picture of Jared Leto in one of her drawers, so I'm pretty sure she's not harboring same-sex tendencies.

So that's the kind of guy she likes? Pretty ones?

Who knows? All I've ever heard her say is that she'd dip before dating a guy that smokes.

do you listen to this crap?

What crap?

Me. This endless ...blonde babble. I'm like, boring myself.

Thank God! If I had to hear one more story about your coiffure...

I have the potential to smack the crap out of you if you don't get out of my way.

Can you at least start wearing a bra?

He said everyone was doing it. So I did it.

You did what?

Just once. Afterwards, I told him I didn't want to anymore. I wasn't ready. He got pissed. Then he broke up with me.

Why do girls like that always like guys like that?

Because they're bred to. Their mothers liked guys like that, and their grandmothers before them. Their gene pool is rarely diluted.

He always have that shit-eating grin?

Joey Dorsey? Perma-shit-grin. I wish I could say he's a moron, but he's number twelve in the class. And a model. Mostly regional stuff, but he's rumored to have a big tube sock ad coming out.

This is it. A golden opportunity. Patrick can ask Katarina to the party.

In that case, we'll need to make it a school-wide blow out.

Will Bogey get bent?

Are you kidding? He'll piss himself with joy. He's the ultimate kiss ass.

When I shell out fifty, I expect results.

I'm on it

Watching the bitch trash my car doesn't count as a date.

I got her under control. She just acts crazed in public to keep up the image.

You better not fuck this up. I'm heavily invested.

Hey -- it's all for the higher good right?

I realize that the men of this fine institution are severely lacking, but killing yourself so you can be with William Shakespeare is beyond the scope of normal teenage obsessions. You're venturing far past daytime talk show fodder and entering the world of those who need very expensive therapy.

But imagine the things he'd say during sex.

Can you even imagine? Who the hell would go to this a bastion of commercial excess?

Well, I guess we're not, since we don't have dates .

Listen to you! You sound like Betty, all pissed off because Archie is taking Veronica.

Okay, okay, we won't go. It's not like I have a dress anyway

You' re looking at this from the wrong perspective. We're making a statement.

You ' re looking at this from the wrong perspective. We're making a statement.

Oh, good. Something new and different for us.

You hate me don't you?

I don't really think you warrant that strong an emotion.

Then say you'll spend Dollar Night at the track with me.

And why would I do that?

Come on -- the ponies, the flat beer, you with money in your eyes, me with my hand on your ass...

You -- covered in my vomit.

Seven-thirty?

He left! I sprung the dickhead and he cruised on me.

Look up, sunshine

Besides, I had some extra cash. Some asshole paid me to take out a really great girl.

Is that right?

Yeah, but then I fucked up. I fell for her.

I don't understand the allure of dehydrated food. Is this something I should be hip to?

No, Daddy.

So tell me about this dance. Was it fun?

Parts of it.

Which parts?

The part where Bianca beat the hell out of some guy.

Bianca did what?

What's the matter? Upset that I rubbed off on her?

No -- impressed.

Katarina Stratford. My, my. You've been terrorizing Ms. Blaise again.

Expressing my opinion is not a terrorist action.

Well, yes, compared to your other choices of expression this year, today's events are quite mild. By the way, Bobby Rictor's gonad retrieval operation went quite well, in case you're interested.

I still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls. I was merely a spectator.

The point is Kat -- people perceive you as somewhat ...

Tempestuous?

No ... I believe "heinous bitch" is the term used most often.

You were right. She's still pissed.

Sweet love, renew thy force!

Man -- don't say shit like that to me. People can hear you.

Why don't we discuss your driving need to be a hemorrhoid?

What's to discuss?

You weren't abused, you aren't stupid, and as far as I can tell, you're only slightly psychotic -- so why is it that you're such a fuck-up?

Well, you know -- there's the prestige of the job title... and the benefits package is pretty good...

I never seen heat like this! Not even in Las Minas!

The water's going putrid in the barrels.

You'll be drinking your own piss... For the glory of Spain... and Admiral Colon...! Bastard!

What are you listening to, chicken ass?

Ah, leave him alone. He's doing no harm.

With a face like that? I don't want you looking at me. You hear?

How can you be so certain? The Ocean is said to be infinite.

Ignorance! I believe the Indies are no more than 750 leagues west of the Canary Islands.

How can you be so certain?

The calculations of Toscanelli Marin de Tyr, Esdras...

Esdras is a Jew.

So was Christ!

You lied! You cheated! We're way past 750 leagues!

Six days ago, yes.

You must be mad...!

We have to keep the hopes of these men alive!

We're on the verge of a mutiny, Colon!

You think I don't know that?

We're lost!

The land is there. I know it!

You don't know anything! Listen Colon, these are my ships, right? So I'm telling you we're turning back!

And then what? Half of the water has gone, the rest is nearly putrid! You know that!

Jesus Maria! I should have never listened to you!

You never did. You did all the talking for both of us, remember?

You bloody...

Pinzon, Pinzon... All we can do now is go forward! Think about that!

You tell that to them!

You're right. Let the men decide.

Tell me about yourself. What you did as a young boy... what your parents were like.

My father always degraded me. Killed my self-esteem. And my mother was blind.

Your mother was blind?

Yeah, she went blind giving birth to me. She went to fucking black market doctor to induce me.

Back in the Czech Republic?

Yeah, yeah...bad doctor gave her bad drugs which made her go blind. And my father blamed me for her blindness...

Your father blamed you for your mother's blindness?

Yeah, he hated me from day when I was born. Put it out. Can you put the cigarette out?

I'm not a whore. I'm not a whore.

I know.

You don't know. I'm sorry. I was desperate. That's not me. I shot a cop. Can you imagine what they'll do to me when I got to prison?

They're not gonna send you right back.

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to...I'm glad. Actually I'm glad it's over. All this time. Hiding. Never being able to look anyone in the eyes. Always afraid that someone would find out who I was. Never trusting anyone...

Hey, Chief, what are you doing here?

I came to see how the investigation was going. I called and you're not here. I wait up at the station and you don't even show up!!! I beep you - you don't return my call. Where the hell have you been?!

Ladder 20 was on the Rock for training. We stopped there... so she could get cleaned up.

What do you mean, 'cleaned up?'

I let her take a shower.

A shower!? Did you take one, too?

No! Nothing happened.

Oh really. That's nice. You took a homicide witness to take a shower after your partner was shot? Are you out of your fucking mind?? Are you having that much trouble gettin' dates?!

It was freaky, I'll tell you. Stupid kid.

What's the kid gonna say - sorry? Meanwhile I'm not here anymore. Like last week - we were at the morgue and this guy was all chopped up - spleen here - liver there - his heart in a pan. Six hours ago this guy was walkin' his dog or buyin' a quart of milk. Who knows? But some kid's robbed him for $3 or some shit and shot him and now you can't tell if he's a piece of beef or a human being and I'm thinkin' that's me. Sooner or later. That's me.

Maybe it's a ritual thing or someone trying to send a message. Burial rites are taken very seriously in Eastern Europe. It could be to humiliate them. Just burning them up, no proper funeral, it's like condemning them to hell.

Eastern Europe. Like what? Romania? Hungary?

Or Czechoslovakia. The Slavs have been fighting the Germans and the Russians for a thousand years. These are very intense people and they take things personally.

Why'd you help me back there with the Chief? Why'd you stand up for me like that?

You know, I don't know. I like you. You remind me of a puppy I used to have. He pissed on the rug all the time, but I still kept him.

So...who's Nicky?

What do you want?

Your opinion. You see, they going to make a movie about me, too, Eddie. And write books.

What's your accomplishment.