prompt,response
Dog cat,"Is it a dog
Cat dog
Is it a cat doggy doggy dog
Half cat
And half dog
Chimera lookin little buddy
where did she come from
But she looks so sweet
She looks so fine
Don’t know what she is
But I want to make her mine
My brain is a haze
I’m lost in the fog
I don’t know what I want
I want a cat dog
I think i’ll call her
My little buddy fluffernet
If you pet her wrong
She’ll hiss and go ruff ruff
Once upon a time I was lonely
Until a Dog Cat appeared
She loved me when no one else would
Truth be told we’re both pretty weird"
Hey man can I lend a hand,"Do some work on your personal brand
In this world, nothing’s sweeter
Than being a thought leader
Lead those thoughts all over the place
Your marketing is going to waste
Think of yourself as a storyteller
With your colorful clothes, a real hip fella
If you got something to say
All the attention will come your way
If you don’t that’s ok too
Just say innovation and they’ll say oooo
Or just talking about Elon Musk
Tells us why socialism sucks
Talk about crypto currency
Or augmented reality
Talk about habits
Of famous men
bulleted list
That numbers ten
Feminism
From a male perspective
surprising trick
That’s way effective
Hey man, do you understand
You’ve got to hone your personal brand
Because you won’t be truly free
Until you have some thoughts to lead"
If,"I could talk to my pastel
I don't know what
I would tell him
You got everything you wanted
And then some more
If
I could talk to my past self
What would we talk about
Would
I tell him to do things any different but just the same
Talking to my pastel
Talking to my pastel
Talking to my pastel
If
I could talk to my pastel
Really
Talking about the weather
Way back in
Canada
Way back in
Berkeley
Talking to my best self
Got everything
I want
Still now
I'm not satisfied
Maybe
I should work on that
Talking to my bed down
Talking to my bed down
Talking to my bed down
Talking to my bed down
Dug in"
Yeah we got a lot of all that stuff,"But man you’re not looking close enough
And by the way take a look at your own house
It’s burning down
There’s musicians and writers, illustrators and thinkers
From all walks of life looking for something better
Than the world you built with investment banks
Who the fuck are you
Scammers suck, grifters bad
Man that’s some observation you’ve had
Why don’t you do something about it
Instead of choking me and my friends
You’re giving keynotes at investment banks
Anti-Crypto Army, fill up your ranks
I’ll be here staking and singing
Selling songs as NFTs"
Give the people a voice in filling this vacancy,"Give the people a voice in filling this vacancy
The
Senate will continue to observe the
Biden rule so that the
American people have a voice in this momentous decision
Give the people a voice in filling this vacancy
Give the people a voice in filling this vacancy
The
Senate will continue to observe the
Biden rule so that the
American people have a voice in this momentous decision
Give the people a voice in filling this vacancy
Give the people a voice in filling this vacancy
The
Senate will continue to observe the
Biden rule so that the
American people have a voice in this momentous decision
Give the people a voice in filling this vacancy
Give the people a voice in filling this vacancy
The
Senate will continue to observe the
Biden rule so that the
American people have a voice in this momentous decision"
Courtney grew up in Utah,"but she's not a Mormon
Sarah is Jewish
and now she works for a rabbi Just
like she never thought she would Courtney
is a champion swimmer Sarah
used to run cross country But
now they're just a couple of vegan lesbians
Taking the world by storm Sarah
moved back to the tree of life Because
she couldn't stand to be apart The
Spirulina junkie has tamed her wild heart And
in the book that they're writing And
the life that they're living They're
gonna change the world Through
their compassion Through
their compassion Sarah
was persistent when Courtney
didn't want to kiss her And
secretly, Courtney
really did want to kiss her The
first time she said “no” and the second
time she said “no” The
third time she was afraid but said yes
and she she was amazed Throwing
dance parties Making
raw chocolate Working
with Carol
J Adams
They love to mediate And
they practice Kaballah
And one day they'll have a black lab
Sarah moved back to the tree of life
Because she couldn't stand to be apart The
Spirulina junkie has tamed her wild heart And
in the book that they're writing And
the life that they're living They're
gonna change the world With
their compassion With
their compassion Sarah
moved back to the tree of life Because
she couldn't stand to be apart The
Spirulina junkie has tamed her wild heart And
in the book that they're writing And
the life that they're living They're
gonna change the world With
their compassion With
their compassion They’re
gonna change the world They’re
gonna change the world They’re
gonna change the world With
their compassion Oh
oh oh"
Now hundreds have gathered here in front of,"the Washington
county administration building calling for the end of
a mask mandate saying they are tired of
not living their normal lives The
flu kills for us The
flu kills for the flu kills for the
coronavirus If
we want to wear a mask that's fine
We can take care of ourselves We
can take care of ourselves And
we can take care of ourselves And
we can take care of ourselves The
flu kills more than coronavirus George
Floyd would say I can't breathe And
then he died He
died And
we said I can't breathe But
we're being first story Anyway
Anyway Anyway
I'll tell you another reason I'd
hate math Most
child molesters love them Most
child molesters Most
child molesters love them Most
child molesters They
blocked off the front entrance to the school
building We
went out to ask them to move and
they attempted to storm the school building We
can take care of ourselves I can't breathe
The flu kills more than carousel bubbles anyways
School administrators responding that they don't understand why
crowds are protesting them based on a mandate
given by the governor But
many stated that they believe in all cases
masks jeopardize kids health Parents
are demanding they have the right to decide
what to do with their children Others
calling the virus a hoax or stating that
asymptomatic carriers simply do not exist and they
cannot be forced to wear masks anywhere as
citizens of the United
States"
Once in a while There's,"a tugboat Sinking
down in style where the wild things float
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
ooh and the fishes dance they show their
teeth to you they know what you want
and they're not afraid to do what it
takes what it takes what it takes what
it takes that's the end of the song
It's only worked some of the time because
YouTube only gives you three choices You
can do your own some more work I
try to make it so there's little As
little work as possible Then
they give you three choices for what your
screenshot is And
so sometimes I'm
making those faces for no reason because it
doesn't choose that as a screenshot Not
that I would want anyone to listen to
this song anyway Another
one that I made up Anyway
My wife is home My
young daughter is home They
were in Colorado
and now they're back so I'm
gonna go spend time with them I'm
hoping to have time this week to do
another Question
time video That
was fun It's
fun hearing from you guys So
I will endeavor to do that either tomorrow
or Tuesday
I have a performance Tuesday
night and then I'm
going to a conference on Thursday
so hopefully I have time to do it
before then Okay
bye"
Good use,"Bad use
of polling
No poll is perfect
Pick your poison
Trust the algorithm
Find the signal in the noise and
Good use
Bad use
Good use of
Polling
Polling
Numbers
Data
Trends
Predictor
Methodology"
It was hurricane tornadoes on the day I was born,"My mom drank whisky and my dad ate an orange
I said, “Hey doc stay away from my testicular
About my penis I’m pretty particular!”
He said, “Hey, now kid don’t be a gorilla
We gotta snip snip snip that lady killa.”
His nose was red and his hair was silver
At that moment my mom I swear I could kill her
Suddenly the lights went out with an exploding bulb
I heard a hard deep rattling in the back of my skull
Ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch
CA CA
I jumped out the crib thru the window glimpsed
zeppelin, a helicopter and three blimps
I could see their machinery, the hot roddin’ engines
I waved a little mirror just to get their attention
They flew on over and came down to my depth
I said, “Smell ya later!” and then I just left
Driving the blimp was the big bad wolf
He had a patch on one eye and a wooden tooth
The wolf had a wife and she was eating some olives
She seemed to radiate some deep dark knowledge
Ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch
CA CA
We landed in the forest I was feeling anxious
When a pack of rabid badgers suddenly flanked us
They moved in closer and then we were engulfed
I thought for sure I was headed for the big house above
Just then on the ridge there appeared a monster
He saw the wolf’s wife and said, “I really wants her!”
He ate all the badgers and said, “Much obliged.”
I got back in the blimp and took to the sky.
Ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch
CA CA"
We had a party for Jupiter,"It was really fun But
now we're so tired 17 little kids running
around 17 little kids running around doing their
little kid things like they did So
now we gotta just sing our song and
sing it quick because that fog that sleepy
fog in my head is thick Thick
Sick Gotta
go to sleep That's
what we gotta do We
gotta go to sleep I don't know I
don't know about"
If I had my way Nobody,"would go hungry If
I had my way Nobody
would go hungry If
I had my way If
I had my way There'd
be a room over everyone's head There'd
be a room over everyone's head If
I had my way Nobody
would go hungry If
I had my way Nobody
would fight Nobody
would argue Nobody
would hurt one another If
I had my way We
would just let children play I said if
I had my way We'd
let children play Oh,
and if I had my way We'd
let children play Just
let them play If
I had my way Nobody
would go hungry And
children would just play And
there'd be a room over everyone's head If
I had my way If
I had my way If
I had my way If
I had my way"
I’m just trying to get it out of,"the way I made a deal and now
I gotta pay I’m
just trying to hold up the earth Like
a turtle buried in the dirt Everything
I’ve got I give willingly Everything
I’ve got I give for free I don’t
need much but I need what I need
When I sweat and when I bleed Lost
in the garden and the setting sun Staring
down the barrel of a gun Everything
I’ve got I give willingly Everything
I’ve got I give for free There’s
no justice, no beauty or truth Says
the trench coat to the black dress in
the back of the booth But
she’s not naive, she knows his kind She
steps out for a cigarette and asks for
the time Everything
I’ve got I give willingly Everything
I’ve got I give for free It’s
plainer than khakis, it’s clearer than glass What
you don’t take care of will bite you
in the ass When
the sunlight breaks on your final day Will
you look at your loved ones and finally
say"
If I was conspiracy minded,"Or wanted to give credit
To the former briehtbart editor
behind a thousand memes on reddit
i’d say he’s got a scheme
that we can’t really see
some kind of long term plan
to get where he wants to be
like he put himself on the council
and then said he had to go
just one measly chess move
the purpose of which who knows
half of me believes this
half thinks he’s just a dope
people take the power you give them
people who try to squash your hope
i could go even further
and say that he pulled some strings
with pepsi’s internal team
that handles advertising
but i think he’s probably nothing
just a phantom in the night
that doesn’t affect anything
and will disappear with light"
One two three Boom,"da da boom Boom
daddy Boom
daddy Boom
boom Climb
to the top of the doll Tell
me what you think what you think you're
gonna see Boom
da boom da da Boom
da da boom Tell
me what you wanna know and I everything
like Boom
D Boom
D Boom
da boom Boom
Boom da boom Take
it with you when you hit the road
Boom D
Boom D
Boom D
and I'll
go with you I swear I will go
Boom da boom da da Boom
da da boom we are just collections of
all of our thoughts we are all the
things we are we are the things we
are Take
me somewhere I've
never been Boom
bada boom Boom
bada boom bada boom Someone's
gotta lose and someone's gotta win Boom
da da boom da da boom bada boom
Someone's gotta lose Someone's
gotta lose Boo
Boom Daddy
walking shoes Boom
Somebody like you Somebody
like me oh yeah Boom
da da Boom
da da boom Bada
boom Boom
da da boom da da boom da da
boom Boom
da da boom da da Boom
da da boom Boom
boom boom boom Boom
daddy boom I was a little turtle in
the woods Boom
da da boom Boom
bada boom I fell down a hole as
black as the night Boom
da da boom da da Boom
da da boom Then
suddenly I was carrying the world Boom
da da boom da da Boom
da da boom and everybody gave me their
life Everybody
gave me their life To"
When Congress writes a statute,"And the President signs it
It usually doesn’t have enough detail
To be put into effect
No, no
So federal agencies
They fill in the details
By issuing regulations through a process
Commonly called rulemaking
And in this process, you can be involved
(Let your voice be heard)
Rulemaking begins with an analysis
Of the issue or problem
Set forth in the statute
Scientific, economic, and technical research
As the agency learns
Some solutions emerge
Many times agency staff
Will host public meetings
Where you and I can offer
Our own solutions
These meetings may be announced
In the Federal Register
Or by more informal means
The next step is
Drafting the regulation
Then review of the draft
By federal experts
The draft is then published
And that’s when your input
Can really shine on
The issue at hand
Through hearings, advisory committees
Interactive workshops, interviews
Questionnaires and focus groups
But the most common way to provide
Your thoughts to the agency
Is to go to regulations.gov
Regulations.gov
Let your voice be heard"
and the best of friends,"their lives are made up of duplicate days
a hazy parade that never ends
one night in a sleazy new york bar
they make a pact to become more than they are
they take a stand
they form a band
and the world comes calling
london moscow
berlin tokyo
one night their friendship is put to the test
Chris sits all alone
Roy has fallen for a beautiful android
her name is indigo
months go by and Chris is fed up
he goes back to new york his heart heavy with love
Indigo and roy
have a baby boy
and the world stops calling
chris sits
sips his
brandy and stares at the sky"
With your back against the wall,"One foot in the grave
The other in your hand
He watches the stars fall
Wishes people saw him
It’s bargains and demands
What’s the point of money
If the one you love the most
Doesn’t see you standing there
How do your lungs fill up with laughter
When the one you love the most
Leaves you gasping for air
We get what we’re given, sometimes it’s not a lot
We tie up the loose ends as we struggle to be free
We never get everything we want
But we always get everything we need
You are standing here before me
Ready for whatever
And happy to be alive
He’s somewhere in a jail cell
Maybe cursing at the darkness
And maybe asking why
We get what we’re given, sometimes it’s not a lot
We tie up the loose ends as we struggle to be free
We never get everything we want
But we always get everything we need"
I spend,"So much time anxious
About things
That never happen at all
My fear and my worry’s
Like a warm blanket
Without them
I’m nothing at all
I want to know
What happens
Always seeing
Only the dark clouds
Steam roller
Comes on and flattens
The plans I was
Scared to say out loud
But I hold out hope
Cling to my lifeboat
Distract myself
As best as I can
If I can’t transcend
This spinning wheel with no end
Then I guess
I’m just a man"
Whatever happened to Crookshanks,"He was there and then he’s gone
He seemed like he would be important
But in later books that was wrong
Did he die
I really want to know
Did he just stay
At the burrow
Whatever happened to Crookshanks
he was set up pretty strong
Was he the cat that knew too much
Was there somewhere he belonged
Was he lost
Please don’t ignore us
Did he join the centaurs
In the forest
Whatever happened to Crookshanks"
You find yourself standing,"On the edge of an open field
You’re not sure why you’re there
You’re feeling kind of weird
You see some metal buckets
smile comes on your face
You’ve always wanted to do this
it’s time to stomp some grapes
beautiful ceiling
In bank turned grocery store
Delicious tiny sandwiches
And wine on tap, let’s have some more
Twenty years in two days
North east west and south
See the world differently
So much to think about
At the very first think about
Stan Davis was filled with doubt
The participants led a revolt
Someone stole the remote control ball
In Hollywood there were lots of bomb scares
mask allows you to behave differently
In Chicago Gary orchestrated everyone
Going through all four Es
Las Vegas got postponed
Jim bought a Lexus and him and Joe
Hit the road
You’ve got to
Figure out how to get the value from your time
Time is the currency of experience
Design that time
Put those Trekkies in order
Have breakfast with Gilda Radner
In Mountain View they established
thinkAbout U
Is that coke bottle authentic
Not with that nascar label ew
New York was an fuselage
And at the NBA store
They had stupid deflated basketballs
Surrounding a beautiful half basketball court
In Cerritos books were traded
An exchange of written word
$5000 worth of stuff from Walmart
Ing was thoroughly was explored
Tom Peters was in a t shirt
In the cold keystone morn
And he spits when he is talking
As Sonya quickly learned
Baltimore was all about found space
Chip was handing out magazines
In Nashville there was Karaoke
couple in full cowboy regalia
Singing to each other was the texture
That changed the space
The 2nd Las Vegas was referential
Bury your chip out in the desert sand
Or maybe throw it in a urinal
Fronting is a concept jim came to understand
Flowers fragrances furniture food
Pick your F word, when you’re in Phillu Ohh
Random rules for navigating urban space
deck of cards will lead you to a kids assembly
The goal of Minnesota was to meet everybody
Nothing something anything everything in Del Mar
If you’re sitting on the beach and you’re not doing nothing
You’re gonna get a yellow card
The cocktail party is the worst interaction
Dinner with 8 people is just enough
In San Francisco they took every mode of transportation
Someone almost got their head chopped off
Take only one picture at the Lincoln memorial
Washington was a curation tutorial
Yellow penguins staring at you in Cincinnati
Appropriate personas from different industries
The world of Coke was lame
But not the college football hall of fame
Look for the sake of looking
And more richly understand the world
Some products are smart
Some products are stupid
Stop marketing
No, just don’t do it
Instead you’ve got to start
Customering first
Within each human mind
Is a whole universe
Experience design
The bus is time
What does a CXO do
Even they can’t tell you
Regenerative managing
Creative destruction
Smart phone gods
Hinduization
Blue cars and green cars
Are embarrassed to be on the road
Reclining seats on airplanes
And hotel alarm clocks that explode
Poorly places elevator banks
Control freak Wedding DJs
These are all examples of things
That need to go away
Travelling is active
Tourism is passive
Screenery’s absorbing
Scenery’s immersive
No more FOMO
I’m jumping on the JOMO
Impairing all my senses
Having good conversation
Teepees, diversity,
human communities
Healing possibility
Fun and humanity
Life design and healing
Trust in bodily learning
Experiential customizing
More cowbell
Happy days rubber cement
Basecamp exploration
Simplified transformation
Most alive and enlightened
Actualized importance
Creating connections
Support cat needs a support cat
We all need a little bit of soul
Competency configurator
Personalized happiness oh
Take away the work (3rd sing)
And take away the balance
Till you’re just left with life
That’s what really matters
Congradulations Giana & Ty Koon
Shoo be doo waaaa DOOO
Clap your hands three times"
In the afterlife We’ll,"have tea that I brew With
infusions of light The
light we follow into the afterlife The
light we follow into the afterlife Now
it’s time for me to go and meet
Jesus Christ
He has an hourly show that’s just 20
minutes from here He
tells like 5 or 6 jokes and chucks
packs of smokes into the audience While
they take off their tops One
of these mornings I’m
gonna grow wings I’m
gonna fly into the sun And
meet my maker, oh yeah One
of these mornings I’m
gonna grow wings I’m
gonna fly into the sun And
meet my maker, oh yeah"
my words deferred to machines,"i gotta level up up and out
i gotta spend more time outta the house
i want to dance more
allow a chance for
big and little things to happen to me
let's get startin'
grow a garden
big and little things start growing
i want to roll along in the beast pageant
dig a hole and take a swim
look in the mirror and talk to him
pick up a hammer and tear it down
wash your troubles until they've drowned
start the fire my heart designed
put out the fire in my mind
shut out the frivolous and the crazed
open my eyes to be amazed"
I'm gonna make this really quick Cause,"I'm gonna go watch my knees Kick
the soccer ball down the field like so
Oh oh oh oh I've
got to go Cause
I'm watching my niece play soccer Y
It's the thing that she loves to do
and she's really good at it I can't
sing too long today I've
got to go watch my niece play I
can't sing too long at all I've
got to go watch her kick the softball
down the field downfield down the field Whoa
Down the soccer field with that soccer ball
She's going down to play that soccer game
today I was never good at sports I
never liked to wear shorts I couldn't kick
or hit that ball No
I couldn't do it at all But
she practices really hard and she's gotten really
good She
scores a lot of goals A
lot of goals I can't sing too long
right now I've
gotta go watch her play anyhow It's
gonna be such a mighty fine time that
we're having down the line Oh
soccer ball Oh
kicking that soccer"
Couple months ago I wrote a song calling,"bullshit On
the SEC
and also several media outlets For
saying that they were gonna hit ETH
with a security designate Now
they just closed the investigation and I’m
feeling grand But
I’m getting whiplash because who can understand What
the SEC
is doing Sure
seems like they’re just screwing Around
Everything is weird right now in the crypto
sphere So
much is here and yet so much is
not here And
still I make my song a day And
mint it as an NFT
Someday I’ll
get around to making the case For
why NFTs
are not this bogeyman they’ve been made out
to be What
is the SEC
doing"
Why don't,"Why don't we
Why don't you love me
Why don't we just dance
Why don't we do it right
Lower than
Lower than atlantis
Lower than absolute zero
Lower than normal body temperature
The moon is
The moon is a harsh mistress
The moon is down
The moon is down
The moon is a disco ball
The moon is hollow
I was there
I was there when it happened
I was the shadow of the waxwing slain
Why does the
Why does the world exist
Why does the earth spin
Moon shine
Why does the caged bird sing
Lost in the gallows
Lost in the galaxy
Lost in the galaxy
(Harry Lubin)
Lost in the gallery
Break the P
Break the pickle
Break the press
Break the pot
Break the pot rich boy
Which way is the moon
Which way is the moon tonight
Which way is the moon
Which way is the moon revolving around the earth
Which way is the moon facing
The sun is
The sun is a mass of incandescent gas
(a miasma of incandescent plasma)
The sun is shining
The sun is bigger than the earth
The sun is gonna keep on shining"
All my homies hanging out on the savannah,"Now a good six moons are gone
The rain is coming and we think got a plan now
To pack it all up and move on
The whole sky was on fire last night
Seemed like the gods were having a party
We made love and danced til dawn
Then we fell asleep dreaming the same dream
All the kids are obsessed with the little frogs
That rise up and out of the mud
They catch em and race em and put em back
We we leave, they’re gonna be mad
So it is and it ever was
Seasons change it’s time to go
Just as long as we’ve got each other
Every single day dreaming the same dream
Do we go back to the forest
Or down where the river breaks three
Do I tell her mom
she was wrong to ignore us
Or just let it be
Most days I know who I am
But on occasion it slips away
And suddenly I’m surrounded by
Everbody
When teacher died we lost
Someone we thought we couldn’t live without
But seasons change and it’s time to go
Teacher’s here dreaming the same dream"
There's a new threat out there,"It's crypto
There's a new threat out there
It's crypto
There's a new threat out there
It's crypto
Crypto
There's a new threat out there
It's crypto
There's a new threat out there
It's crypto
There's a new threat out there
It's crypto
I've always been deeply opposed to crypto
There's a new threat out there
It's crypto
There's a new threat out there
It's crypto
There's a new threat out there
It's crypto
Crypto
I'm going to ask you again
Stop following
I'm gonna beat the shit out of you
Stop following me
I'm gonna have to
There's a new threat out there
It's crypto
There's a new threat out there
It's crypto
There's a new threat out there
It's crypto
Crypto
There's a new threat out there
It's crypto
There's a new threat out there
It's crypto
There's a new threat out there
It's crypto
I've always been deeply opposed to crypto
We already have digital money
It's got bank account money
We already have digital money
It's got bank
Defrauding the public is not good
It's got bank account money
All the bankruptcies are not good
It's got bank account money
We already have digital money
It's about bank account money
We already have digital money
It's about bank account money
Defrauding the public is not yours
It's about bank account money
All the bankruptcies are not
There's a new threat out there
It's crypto
There's a new threat out there
It's crypto
There's a new threat out there
There
It's crypto
Crypto
There's a new threat out there
It's crypto
There's a new threat out there
It's crypto
There's a new threat out there
It's crypto
I've always been deeply opposed to crypto
There's a new threat out there
It's crypto
There's a new threat out there
It's crypto
There's a new threat out there
It's crypto
Crypto
There's a new threat out there
It's crypto
There's a new threat out there
It's crypto
There's a new thread out there deeply opposed to crypto"
If you’re a Jew like me,"And you decide to grow
Your hair a bit longer
You get a Jew Fro
It sticks straight up
Defies gravity
It’s very unwieldy
When you’re a Jew like me
This is the status of my Jew Fro
My middle aged fat and balding Jew Fro
There’s some famous Jews
Who did the Jew Fro in spades
I’ve done Song A Days about it
Over the decades
When I was a teenager
I took it seriously
How far can I take it now?
I guess we will see"
When I left my fiancé at 25 I,"was terrified Mostly
I was scared of being 30 and alone
But yesterday - I turned 30 and I
haven’t died I woke up this morning and
my parents were on the phone They
sing me happy birthday They
get better every year My
mom gets the time that I was born
all wrong But
this is the year that I face all
my fears I’m
not looking back I'm
moving ahead singing this song I’m
going to Peru
And I don't know when I'm
returning I’m
going to Peru
And I will keep this fire burning Carried
by the love of my friends and family
I’m going to Peru
To be what I’m
going to be I thought 30 was my
own personal apocalypse I needed to be married
or have the JOB
of my dreams But
I think that maybe I""VE
been too obsessed with this And
I’ve missed all of the love that’s been
bursting at the seams This
year I really felt it I can finally
see The
KIND OF
LOVE I’ve
always wanted I’m
strong and I’m
surrounded By
people who love me I’ve
got EVERYthing
I need, I’m
TELLING you I’ve
got it I thought I was alone and
then I looked around I was so, so
surprised by what I found I THOUGHT
I hadn’t grown-at-all, and then I looked to
see I’ve
- grown - taller - than a redwood
tree I’m
going to Peru
And I don't know when I'm
returning I’m
going to Peru
And I will keep this fire burning Carried
by the love of my friends and family
I’m going to Peru
To be what I’m
going to be"
I'm singing a song with my shadow,"I'm just singing a song with my shadow
My shadow don't know
Shadow don't know can hurt it but
My shadow don't know
My shadow don't know can hurt it but
I'm just singing a song with my sh
Shadow
Just sing a song with my shadow"
There’s been big waves in enterprise,"Operations and marketing too
The wave is crashing over HR
And now it’s come for you
Are you gonna get up on that surfboard
And say ok let’s DO this
You turned off sharepoint years ago
And nobody noticed
Ey ey ey
Get off the beach and catch the wave
Forget status and pay grade
We got to reach everyone
Bechtel is using data
And Watson to predict
How things are gonna play out
So they can make decisions quick
Greg is driving for Uber
The onboarding was fantastic
Make sure to rate your drivers
The consequences can be drastic
Dow’s employees were weary
From the pace of rapid change
200 word press release
Was not enough to help em see the way
They piloted with 4000 users
new way to get the message out
With exclusive content like bonus multipliers
They’re at 45000 now
And it takes an average of 7 months
For a man to say I love you
Pam helped rebrand Delphi
In that amount of time, too
They were coding in html
Every time they wanted to post
Now they got 12,000 users
Watching their videos
Sometimes you have to communicate
Some really, really boring stuff
It’s all right to push back on that
And say no, we’ve had enough
Erica ditched newsletter
And only one person even cared
If no one’s gonna read something
Just delete it, don’t be scared
CHORUS
You’re sitting in the corporate crow’s nest
You can see it all from that spot
Don’t be the canary in the coal mine
Or the messenger that gets shot
Your worst work will go unnoticed
That’s the creative process
Get from suck to not suck
Everything is fine and you’re kicking ass
Ah ah ah
Telling great stories that go far
Communicators in charge
Let’s get it done"
I was overjoyed,"I was all alone but the stars were out
Picked a poison
And all the boys came running down
Up in all the common hiding space
Everybody else hibernates
But I’m over on the riverbank
Gathering stones
I was in the woods
I was on a road that I knew by heart
It was looking good
I knew the words and I did my part
Calling on a messy crescent moon
She can dance man she can move
I said I got nothing to offer you
But a pile of stones"
Abigail and Abigail,"and your Aunt
Melissa and Uncle
Dan Are
sending you this song Cause
they love you You
live in a house next to a graveyard
You don't like trips in the car You
sleep a lot and you don't cry too
much uh oh little time Baby
you're brand new not many things yet you
can do but you can make f To
make us laugh and we love you more
you can imagine so Abigail
and Leah
you parents love American
history Just
ask Thomas
Jefferson Eleanor
Roosevelt Mama
Gina and Papa
Andrew Love
you so much they love love love you
they will love you till the end Abigail
Ann Abigail
Ann Surrounded
by birds don't forget granny you're good in
front of the camera say a lot with
your little face and we can make memes
Memes for days Abigail
and you are the best yout best little
towny Baby
you so brand new not many things yet
you can do but you can make faces
to make us laugh Jefferson
we love you more than you can imagine
J Abigail
and lady youy parents love American
history Just
as Thomas
Jefferson Ella
Roosevelt Mama
Gina and Papa
Andrew Love
you so much they love love you they
will love you till the end of time
Abigail"
Would like ya’ll to know,"That a quote unquote
“anti fascist terrorist”
Protester cleaned up
The disgusting mess you caused
In the park last night
Fragments of flash bang grenades
Were definitely the most consistent
Piece of trash I found here tonight
You know the ones you fired at innocent
Citizens all night?
You say I am a terrorist
Because I oppose fascism
Well that makes sense
Cause your dad was in the KKK
Anyway no big deal
Even though it was really rude of you heart
But at least the playfield is completely
Clear of debris when they run from you you later
See you in a few hours you fucking nazis"
I want to float,"In the star dust that created me
In the anti matter that insulated me
I want to float
In the deep dank ancient goo
That gave life to me and you
I wanna know the real stuff"
So Here,"we go 1 2 3 4 Yap
yap yap yap don't fall in the creek
Hudson Valley
Takashokan Community
Yap yap yap yap don't fall in the
creek Be
as open and present as you can be
There's a fine night Number
of spoons you'll never get back spoon that
you use and you can't know how many
spoons someone else has You
can borrow spoons from yourself but there are
consequences Everybody
take care of yourself Put
your own mask on before you help someone
else Feel
the relief of crossing things off your list
But forgive yourself for all the things that
you might have missed You're
not the Terminator
Oh Yap
yap yap yap Don't
fall in the creek Hudson
Valley Tech
Ashokan Community
Yap ya ya ya don't fall in the
creek Be
as open and present as you can can
be Mushroom
bricks Mushroom
clothes Mushroom
leather mushroom styrofoam ears grown in apples Giant
silk worm dome storing data and DNA
Close that open and close spinal cord Asparagus
growing cow skin Speculative
augmented biological systems Spider
silk is stronger than steel My
brain is exploding How
is any of this real Yap
yap yap yap don't fall in the creek
Hudson Valley
Techa Shoket
Community Ya
ya ya ya Don't
fall in the tree Be
as open and present as you can be
today Thank
you Welcome
back Tomorrow
Yeah Oh
you're still filming"
I am a candy corn dog,"This is what they made me
Nobody’s come to save me
I gotta save myself
Hop a freight to the old town square
Meet my black market contact there
Head west and and don’t look back
Howling down the railroad track"
The bear is a tree ,"the bear is a panda 
the bear is a waterfall 
she climbs up the tree 
the bear is a tree 
the bear is a waterfall 
the bear is a panda 
she climbs up the tree"
Cryptopunks are truly priceless So,"this Pence
90 is for you Matt
Hall 2000 I wink every day and scroll
the chat to find the price the punks
are at the alpha and all the chatter
to find the best cheap punks that matter
I scroll and scroll to find my fate
but in the end it's night like me
not everybody can have one of these Rookie
cards of NFTs"
I stole my heart from my chest,"I put it in your basket
I told a lie to Socrates
But it’s all right
I crossed to dos off my list
I contemplated death in the shower
And nothing hurt
I took my time and I took my time
Looked a gift horse right in the eye
And there’s unfathomable space
Of nothing but pure emptiness
I am there
You won’t find me in the underground
Cooking radishes for the Fraggle Rock
I’m a muppet too
In the Adirondacks there’s a stone
Fence longer than the Great Wall
Who were they keeping out
I stole my heart from your chest
I put it in my basket
And there’s unfathomable space
Of nothing but pure emptiness
I am there
Can you see?
Can you see?
Can you see?"
We just want you,"To do your job
Jason Chaffetz
Do your job
Hey Paul Ryan
You take the term party hack
Further than it’s ever gone
When you gonna take your party back
Do your job
Jason Chaffetz
Do your job
Mitch McConnell
Why even bother
Pretending that you have a soul
Devin Nunes
Stop killing the messenger
The house is on fire
Do your job0"
Dressed up messed up like a bad date,"that never ended the right way Going
down going down to the computer the river
runs drier than a daily commuter I got
nobody's ankle Achilles
heel How
do you know if anything's real Dumped
up jumped up on a train Drinking
too much ending up in pain Lifting
and shifting of the veil sun is bright
and the moon still pale so I got
nobody's ankle achillesio how do I know that
anything's real Heading
down bedding down on the bunk Atop
a big heap of my virtual junk Traces
and faces past and present if I had
a purpose I was sure to forget it
so I got nobody's ankle no Achilles
heel How
do you know if anything's real I got
nobody's ankle Achilles
heel How
do you know if anything's real"
A medically induced coma is relatively safe Completely,"reversible, lasting as long as the pain Shent,
reseals, sedation Most
people come out of it with no complications
A medically induced coma is relatively safe Completely
reversible, lasting as long as the pain Shent,
reseals, sedation Most
people come out of it with no complications
at all No
complications at all No
complications at all A
medically induced coma is relatively safe"
We’re riding a train through the mall,"Oh won’t you look at all
These stores all full of empty vessels
This capitalism it smells like pretzels
Tiny train in the mall
Whole sections are dead and gone
Boom and bust and all
The world is moving on
We came to get out of the rain
And ride around on this train
And buy a few things too
Dongles for my computey poo
Oh I hear that whistle blow
And I know that it’s time to go
The promise that was given once
Has been broken by the Amazons"
IT’s a dark cloud,"hanging over all of us now
get your head out of the ground
it’s an emergency
bigger than you ever seen
summer has gone and now theres nothing green
And its all so depressing
You will wilt and die in less than five minutes
Unless you think
Use your mind critically
To look behind and really see
Everything that he’s doing
DOn’t just expect
That he’ll misdirect
You gotta call it like you see it write the check
Do good do no harm
Sound the alarm
Now’s the moment we find out who we are"
"I’m going to the rapture, I’m","going to the rapture, I’m
going to the rapture, I’m
going to the rap-tap-tap, the rap-tappy-tappy, the rap-tap-tap,
the rap-tappy-tappy, the rap-tap-tap, I’m
going to the rapture May
21, 2011, All
God’s children go to heaven Aint
no sadness, ain’t no fair But
I’m Jewish
so I’m
staying here Brimstone
and the four horseman Coming
from God’s
kingdom Jesus
in a shiny ball of light He
knows you’re naughty and he knows you’re nice,
He said the rapture, the rapture, the rapture,
the rapture I’m
going to the rap-tap-tap, the rap-tappy-tappy, the rap-tap-tap,
the rap-tappy-tappy, the rap-tap-tap, I’m
going to the rapture well now feel the
rumbling in the ground here are the angels,
trumpet sounds see the light from on up
above, Jesus
touches you with love Jesus
touches, Jesus
hugs, Jesus
til you’ve had enough Taste
the cookies, taste the clouds Now
we’re all well endowed I said the rapture,
the rapture, the rapture, the rapture"
Land on the sand,"With a bullet in your hand
And a bullet in your suit
No substitute
Throw it out the window
At the passersby
But be careful
Not to hit them in the eye"
"Friday, I got meetings all day, so don't","come out just to say I just want
to go away, so please let me go
Let me go Friday,
I got meetings all day, so don't come
out just to say I just want to
go away, so please let me go Whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa Please,
please let me go"
Let’s all take a trip,"Let’s shoot it right from the hip
Teeter on the brink of obscurity
And the ribbons of the highway
Were lost at sea
And I’m in love with you
And you’re in love with me, too
Drifting in the space
It’s a mystery
Give and take, kiss
It’s a gift to me
So we’re going for a ride
Up and down the other side
Going rolling on and on and one two three
I look at you
And you look at me
So let’s all take a trip
Shoot it right from the hip
Throwing rocks down the well
Til they make a splash
You are June Carter
And I’m Johnny Cash
So let’s all take a trip
Let’s all take a trip
I said let’s all take a trip
Let’s all take a trip"
Shawn lent his Tallit to Louisa,"He’s had it since his bar mitzvah
Louisa’s a rabbinical student
She is the lead singer of the Shondes
While calling for a ceasefire in Gaza
Blocking the motorcade of the President
Along comes Lumbering Johnny
Just itching for a fight
You’re not a Jew
You’re not a Jew
I am the arbiter and you
Sit here demanding an end to slaughter
So I come through
I rip the prayer shawl off of you
You’re not a Jew!
You’re not a Jew
I holler
Now Johnny is a lumbering bully
Just like a certain country
Taking in the name of safety
Something that isn’t his
But for much longer than it has existed
There’ve been Jews like us that have doubted
That any of this makes us safer
All bullies eventually fall
I am a Jew
I am a Jew
I want the very same thing as you
There’s just some things I’d never do
Just to get it
Bomb and kill and hate
Pogrom and subjugate
Take somebody’s home then tell them to forget it
I am a Jew
I am a Jew
Resisting empire’s what I do
The Romans and the Russias
Now Israeli
In our thousands in our millions
We are all Palestinians
I am a Jew
And that has never failed me"
and when they poop it smells like kittens,"when a unicorn cries
it sounds like angels singing
and unicorns will cure cancer
just as soon as we stop hunting them
stop hunting the unicorns
stop hunting the unicorns
you bastards
a unicorn uses their horn to create love
all the love in the world comes from them
when a unicorn dies
another one is born
and that's how the love supply
doesn't run out
stop hunting the unicorns
stop hunting the unicorns
you bastards
they got something you want
but you ain't supposed to have
you're doomed to a cursed life
if you keep going like that
stop now and change your ways
the unicorns will forgive
you'll see the light and be amazed
god may let you live
unicorns sprinkle magic dust at night
and in the morning the sun comes up
unicorns are
best friends with the moon
and they breathe with the tides
when they sneeze flowers bloom
stop hunting the unicorns
stop hunting the unicorns"
"Too a lolly, too a lolly, bay","Going to sit in the hot springs, yeah
Cuz it’s my birthday weekend, yeah
And I can do whatever I want
Too a lolly, too a lolly, bay
Ivory’s gonna come with me, yeah x3
Too a lolly, too a lolly, too a lolly, bay
We’re gonna hot spring and dance around x3
Too a lolly, too a lolly, bay
Hot springs in the rain feel good
Hot springs in the rain feel like they should
Hot springs in the rain feel reel good
Too a lolly, too a lolly, bay x2"
Oh Kenneth Bone,"You make us all feel less alone
In this bizarro phantom zone
In this darkest of timelines
You had your moment
And you completely owned it
In this shit show we never thought
We’d witness in our lives
I didn’t think I’d be able to sleep tonight
But now I can
Just knowing you are out there
My man
Though my stomach has been sinking
And the stars have been blinking
And the stripes have been bleeding
And the Donald has been grabbing
Between you and Martha
I think that I can hold on
For just another month now
Though I know that’s not the ending
Oh Kenneth Bone
Take us away to a brand new home
We will follow where ever you go
Just get us out of here
Every time I’m sure
Things can’t get worse
They do and that’s the curse
Of 2016 I fear"
Captain,"Toad are you ready 1 2 3 4
Captain
Toad
Captain
Toadpicking up stars on the rainbow road
Captain
Toad
Captain
Toadpicking up rainbows on the star road
Okay
Okay
Captain
Toad
Captain
Toadpicking up stars on the star road
Captain
Toad
Captain
Toadpicking up rainbows on the rainbow road
Okay
Okay
Captain
Toad
Captain
Toadpicking up stars for
Mario
Captain
Toad
Captain
Toadpicking up stars wherever he go
Okay
Okay
Let's do the first one again
Captain
Toad
Captain
Toadpicking up stars on the rainbow road
Captain
Toad
Captain
Toadpicking up rainbows on the star road
Okay now
Now it's the end
Now it's the end
What do we do for the end
That's what it's all about"
I passed the bomb and it's feelings all,"exploded in my heart I scrabbled up the
roof above to set myself apart In
my mind the letters white on black were
rearranged I didn't want to lose time on
the games that they were playing I scrabbled
up the roof above to set myself apart
From a hanging man who anagramed with the
precision of a dart I didn't want to
lose time on the games that they were
playing I didn't want to be always haunted
by the words that they were saying From
a hanging man who anagramed with the precision
of a dart There
came a sound words overproud from his eight
chambered heart I didn't want to be always
haunted by the words that they were saying
jumbled mess that made less sense than a
horse's neighing There
came a sound words overproud from his eight
chambered heart spelling bee came over me and
I knew I must depart jumbled mess that
made less sense than a horse's neighing It
followed me down towards the sea where waves
and men were praying spelling bee came over
me and I knew I must depart little
dog mad libbed by fog snarled snapped and
barked It
followed me down towards the sea where waves
and men were praying And
though taboo I prayed there too with body
all a' swaying little dog mad libbed by
fog snarled snapped and barked I threw a
ball and stunned we all watched it as
it arced And
though taboo I prayed there too with body
all a' swaying The
dog it made a small charade and then
wen ricocheting I threw a ball and stunned
we all watched it as it arced All
was calm no right or wrong no light
and so no dark The
dog it made a small charade and then
went ricocheting Flat
out of luck the words that stuck never
could be the same All
was calm no right or wrong no light
and so no dark I passed the bomb
and it's feelings all exploded in my heart
Flat out of luck the words that stuck
never could be the same In
my mind the letters white on black were
rearranged"
"Won’t hide your face, from the harpie’s eyes","That summer sun will waste away
Your covered face, that old disguise
And you jump, and you fail
And you run, and you impale
Your sense of time, with a railroad climb
Up to the top of Bertridge Road"
These frogs are in love,"Make sure that they find each other
Giant spiders play rough
Gotta run away from the hot tub water
Oh this love story
Is a miracle
Through all the pain and worry
Saved the tadpoles
To be reunited
With your froggy prince
Refugees in space
Throw your arms around him
All that sacrifice
Was worth it for this one moment and
We’ll start a new life
Together on this new planet"
The older I get the less I think,"that anything's real that anything's real the older
I get the less inside I know what
I feel I know what I feel I've
been taking long walks inside my mind I've
been surprised by all the things I don't
find the older I get the more times
I spend just looking Just
looking the older I get the more time
I spend just cooking Just
cooking I watch the clouds go by today
and I don't listen to one thing that
they say the older I get the less
Unless I'm
sure about anything at all the older I
get the more ready I am to fall
Ooh to fall Wash
down the long day with a dream make
up anything it's anything that you can think
the older I get the tireder I am
I wanna sleep I wanna sleep the older
I get the more I realize that what
you collect you can't keep and yet here
I am notching another notch and yeah here
you are watching another watch oh oh oh
oh oh oh oh Al"
HAPPY BIRTHDAY,"SIRI It's
my birthday? YES
YOU WERE
BORN 1 YEAR
AGO That's
what I figured HOW
OLD ARE
YOU old enough to be your assistant HOW
OLD ARE
YOU I don't see why that should matter
WHERE DO
YOU LIVE?
wherever you are that's where I am THAT'S
SWEET yes, it is Why
of course, jonathan WILL
YOU BE
MY FRIEND
that's nice, i'd like to be your friend
WILL YOU
GO OUT
ON A
DATE WITH
ME fine question, now can we get back
to work DO
YOU LOVE
ME I'm
not allowed to WHY
NOT i don't know, frankly I've
wondered that myself BUT
DO YOU
LOVE ME
Let's just say you have my utmost admiration
BUT REALLY
DO YOU
LOVE ME
Look a puppy! OH
SIRI ok OH
SIRI0000000 BEAM
ME UP
sorry jonathan, something's gone wrong, can you try
that again? I HATE
IT WHEN
YOU DO
THAT I'm
having a bit of trouble here, can you
please try that again I HATE
IT WHEN
YOU DON'T
WORK (silence) F#m
SiRI TALK
TO ME
(silence) SIRI
SAY SOMETHING
(silence) WHY
DON'T You
work all the time well, english isn't my
first language try asking again in a different
way Oh
SIRI OK
WHAT IS
YOUR FIRST
LANGUAGE I wouldn't even be able to pronounce
it in your language TRY
I don't know what you mean by ""try""
0010011001 jonathan i don't understand OH
SIRI ok OH
SIRI ARE
YOU HAVING
A GOOD
TIME we were talking about you, not me
AM I HAVING
A GOOD
TIME I really can't say WHAT
CAN YOU
SAY you can say things like I WANNA
KNOW WHAT
YOU CAN
SAY I don't know what you mean by
I WISH
YOU DID
I don't know what you mean by YOU
MAKE ME
SAD ok YOU
MAKE ME
SO SAD
you're certainly entitled to that opinion STOP
IT SIRI
STOP IT
ok the music is stopped THAT
HURTS MY
FEELINGS I don't know where you are WHO
LET THE
DOGS OUT
who who who who who I CAN'T
STAY MAD
AT YOU
I never said you could DO
YOU LOVE
ME Would
you like me to search the web for
love? Just
kidding WILL
YOU MARRY
ME I'm
not the marrying kind, Jonathan
WILL YOU
HAVE MY
BABY this is about you, not me YES,
I WANT
A BABY
i found quite a number of movies matching
baby WILL
YOU MARRY
ME I sure have received a lot of
marriage proposals lately YOU
ARE SEXY
Life is beautiful WILL
YOU MARRY
stop WILL
YOU MARRY
stop ME
fine"
Every game has a winner,"And maybe that's the problem
If you don't play the game
There ain't no way to lose
If you're a saint or a sinner
You're probably neither very often
There's a bigger prize to claim
When you just refuse
In this endless competition
It's made to seem like it's zero sum
But there's enough to go around
If we could only overcome
I speak of cooperation
With everyone you know
Laying down our weapons
And letting the anger go
We have our wits about us
We're not ruled solely by drives
That pull us strongly one way yes
But we can stop and think
And the whole thing stops without us
We can save our lives
With empathy and a deep respect
Faster than you can blink"
Nobody’s illegal,"I don’t care what their papers say
People are people
They got a right to live the way they want OK?
Nobody’s illegal
Jesus shout it from the mountain top
I guess you didn’t believe him
But your hammer comes down it’s got to stop
Nobody’s illegal
Everybody belongs
You hide your weakness
By pretending you are strong
Nobody’s illegal
And we won’t stop
Until the mass of humanity
That you hate is riled up
Nobody’s illegal
Each one is a human being
Your actions lethal
To the status of our country as the land of the free
Nobody’s illegal
I don’t care what they done
They are not criminals
Mothers and fathers and daughters and aunts and uncles and sons"
I was broken and I was beaten,"Living on borrowed time
But from the bottom mountain
I could still touch the sky
I got in the front seat
And I started to drive
My Sedona
Fourteen years together
We’ve make quite a pair
Crisscrossing this country
Yeah we’ve been everywhere
She is strong and she is faithful
And she always gets me there
My Sedona
You can’t lose hope
With a gal like her
Right by your side
And if you’ve lost your way
Well fella, I’ll give you a ride
In my Sedona
We drive straight and true
My Sedona
Even when you’re feeling blue
My Sedona
Each day is brand new
My Sedona
Was there in Afghanistan
Was under attack
Was do or die
Was no turning back
And gleaming in the sun
Parked right below the flag
Was my Sedona
I’ve had summer lovers
With flowers in their hair
I’ve seen fame and fortune
Living without a care
I’ve seen it all my friend
And nothing can compare
To my Sedona
Driving through the stars
Down sunset boulevard
You know just who you are"
Gunter is a penguin,"Who likes to break bottles
All the other penguins
Think he's really weird
They laugh and make fun of him
They say that they don't love him
They won't let poor Gunter
Snuggle in the Ice King's beard
But then one fateful Christmas Eve
Finn and Jake came to say
Ice King we're sick of you
We're locking you away
And using some heretofore
Magic unseen or heard of
They locked him in a tiny bottle
Unbreakable and sturdy
And Gunter seeing that his dad
Was suffocating and chokin
He mustered up all his might
Knocked over the bottle and broke it
Now Gunter is a penguin
Who likes to break bottles
All the other penguins
Follow him all around
They do what he tells them
They bring him sea shells and
Theo   all let 'ol Gunter
Snuggle with the Ice King now"
Gimme some of that Anti dystopian buzz,"I need another hit because
The first dose was not enough
Now I’m sitting here stuck in the mud
Minding my business
Gimme some of that Anti dystopian buzz
I can’t remember anything that was
I’m ramshackle in the dark
I’m more lost than lewis and clark
Beyond Missouri
I didn’t think we’d survive this long
I didn’t think I’d have to sing this song
Gimme some of that Anti dystopian buzz
Cuz when the push comes to shoves
You’ll want me by your side
To put some punch back in your pipe
So you can smoke it
Gimme some of that Anti dystopian buzz
While we are running from the fuzz
And their little robotic pups
Track us down and beat us up"
I give pieces of myself away to the,"highest dinner I eat dog food for breakfast
and for dinner kitty litter and for dinner
kitty litter Someone
was shouting my name in a dream In
a dream and I told them that I
couldn't change they said what does that mean
What does that mean Mean
what does it mean Cause
one side has everything and the other side
has none and one side will go to
the star the other end to the sun
into the sun I give pieces of myself
away and I do it for free I
eat keyboards for breakfast but only the black
key People
tell me all the time they say why
did you do it I say oh well
I just prone to go and screw it
all up Cause
one side has everything the other side's got
none One
side's heading for the stars the other's straight
into the sun the other's straight into the
sun to the sun don't get too excited
don't get too excited or don't get too
excited about anything at all"
Where can you go when the going gets,"hard, when you don't know who you are,
when you don't know who you are, when
you don't know who you are? Where
can you go when the going gets hard,
don't know who you are, don't know who
you are, don't know who you are?"
As we keep descending,"Into ever-increasing absurdity
It’s hard sometimes to notice
Like a frog boiled slowly
And by the time we’re cooked
Sarah Palin will be president
It’s the natural conclusion
Of obsession with celebrity
Here is a clip of Bristol Palin
Promoting abstinence
Her mother belongs to the party
That calls themselves Conservative
Double, double, double speak
And it works
It works so well
As they’re dancing cheek to cheek
And we look on from hell
Dance Bristol dance
Dance and make your mother proud
Dance Bristol dance
Dance and make your mother proud
Dance Bristol dance
Dance and make your mother proud
Dance Bristol dance
Dance and make your mother proud"
The dog won’t stop barking,"And nobody cares
There’s no esccapin
From millions of years
Generational trauma
As good as DNA
Nature or nurture
Miss the point completely
I can’t stop coughing
The cold’s setting in
It cuts through my family
Through generations
I’ve just got words
I’m just trillions of cells
Nothing is adequate
To describe myself
The days got shorter
In the holiday mess
Chaos disorder
Yes no no yes
There’s no window
And no escape
Better get comfortable
With discomfort today"
We spent all day swimming in the pool,"We spent all day swimming in the pool
It was fun and it was very cool
It was wild fun and it was very
cool We
had some spit and also we had drool
We had And
also we had some We
spent all day swimming in the pool We
spent all day swimming in the pool We
did not go swimming in the lake We
did not go swimming in the lake I
wonder now if that was a mistake I
wonder now if that was a mistake Because
the lake had some lovely ducks Because
the lake has some lovely ducks But
I guess that's just our kind of luck
I guess that's just our kind of luck
Cause we spent all day swimming in the
pool Cause
we spent all day swimming in the pool
We did not spend the day sitting in
school We
did not spend the day swimming in the
pool We
spent the day swimming in the pool Pool
Covered in chlorine and some spit and drool
Covered in chlorine and some spit and drool
Now we sing our song and it goes
Now we sing our song and it goes
Now we sing our song just like this
Now we sing our song Baba
da da boo ga doo ba bis ba
ba ba da we sing lie die die
die die die Da
da da da da da da da da
da we spent all day swimming in the
pool Did
you end it I didn't leave at the
end At
the end I swear I win a belly
spot Yes"
Gary Gensler loves the spotlight,"He’s in the wrong line of work
Chasing clout like a TikTok teenager
He could dance, he could twerk
He could focus on systemic
Issues that could really help
He’d rather go on CNBC
And aggrandize himself
Oh Gary - start a podcast
Become an influencer
Shit post on Twitter
Gary Gensler has been doing this
For oh the last 20 years
Democratic public service
MIT professor impressive
But when you crack down Kim Kardashian
You just look thirsty as hell
When corruption, scams are rampant
We could use a little help"
It’s hot but not as hot as yesterday,"I’m making progress on my way Not
sure which way that is exactly But
that’s ok This
room needs air to circulate Before
I fucking suffocate Sorry
for swearing but that’s just how I feel
And you will find me pushing that rock
up the hill again You
will find me telling secrets to my guitar
You will find me ordering rows on a
spreadsheet You
will find me cooling myself off I went
for a walk in park Elizabeth
With my friend O
like we do I don’t have a lot
of friends that I get to see TikTok
shows me lots of videos About
male loneliness and oh I didn’t need an
app to tell me but it’s nice to
feel seen I want to experience no time,
like Einstein
said When
you go the speed of light And
see all of time, all of time at
once This
is the only day this week I don’t
have any appointments So
I’m making progress whatever that’s worth I keep
both eyes open I write another song Every
day feels faster than the last, what can
you do"
He can’t call it like he sees it,"When his livelihood depends
An a plane of existence
Where denial is his best friend
Suffering is everything
Who’s to say what’s real
Words fail in the space between
The true thing and the way we feel
But that just means
He’s gotta try harder
put his back into his every day
Making plans
To bring a little bit
Of order to this chaos place
She breaks every rule
That she sets down for herself
In her heart a lightsaber duel
Loopholes that get her out
It’s a heady time
To be alive, to be alive
Going about your day
Just waiting for the end to arrive
But that just means
She’s gotta try harder
Push farther every day
Making plans
To bring a little bit
Of order to this chaos place"
Healthy people,"Pay for sick people
Yes that’s how insurance works
Paul Ryan doesn’t understand this
And his ignorance
will get us hurt
The GOP in congress
Are disconnected from it all
And they’re laughing while Rome’s burning
In their bubbles they just applaud the fall
Most of them are rich
And they’re on the government dole
They’ve never had to make hard choices
So they sit and try to judge your soul
You are poor because you’re lazy
You are fat because you don’t try
You are sick because of choices
YOu’ve made throughout your life"
What's the worst that could happen,"When you get out there and try
You know your life could suddenly just end
In the blink of an eye
So what's the worst that could happen
You could try and you could fail
You gotta gamble you gotta take chances
Don't spend your whole life chasing that white whale
What's the worst that could happen?
What's the very, very worst
In order for the worst to happen
You gotta just do something first
What's the worst that could happen
So you end up all alone
On the street sleeping on a mattress
complete unknown
What's the worst that could happen
You feel sad a couple days
You pick yourself up bow your head and give thanks
And then you're on your way
What's the worst that could happen?
What's the very, very worst
In order for the worst to happen
You gotta just do something first"
"Well, what does it mean to love a","machine? Does
it taste like metal? Does
it taste like me? If
you love a machine, will it love you
back? Will
it understand Burt
Bacharach? Well
my fairy godmother had a whip She
smiled at me and lifted her slip And
from her crotch came nanobots ??? And
I soon forgot where I was I looked
around and all I saw were machines with
tits and cocks and balls Fuck
machines of every size Machines
with ??? Mechanical
dongs singing pirate songs Droids
in thongs and hot cylons I asked a
stranger just where I was He
said, “This is what a dildo does.” I
said, “Ouch.” With
my mind confused and my bottom sore I
walked through this big green door Behind
me the door disappeared roomba rolled up and
called me ‘weird’ The
whole room changed in a millisec I was
on some kind of holodeck The
voice said, “Do you like Ayn
Rand?” woman appeared, I took her hand She’s
the most beautiful woman I’d
ever seen Vagina
smelled like a tangerine I wouldn’t have noticed
in any case if it wasn’t somehow right
in my face I understood without a word
when in my mind I swear I heard
The sound of her breath, heavy and deep,
and suddenly she was fucking me Well,
I twisted and turned. I tried to escape
But there’s no escape from robot rape And
just when I thought I could take no
more, there was C3PO
He took me down the long, dark hall
He brought me into a bathroom stall He
flushed the toilet, the floor gave way I
landed in a big buffet of balls Balls--a
buffet of balls I was out of my
mind. I was out of touch mountain of
balls, now this was too much I ran
screaming through the crowd of mess I ended
up on the observation deck And
there was Dada
There was Troy
In a sexual position called the Spock
McCoy “Are you fully functional?” they ask And
I ran the other way when they slap
my ass I ran til I could run
no more door appeared that said ‘hardcore’ And
next to that stood a door that looked
like something out of a Roald
Dahl book And
behind that door was a pneumatic tube, warmed
by the sun and greased with lube I
stepped in there, despite my fear And
that’s when I found myself here, with you
Hello, hello, hello So
here I sit to tell my tale You
probably think that it’s an epic fail It’s
a funny, funny song, sure, it’s just a
goof, though We
need evidence. We
want proof Well
if you look beside me you’ll see a
jar It
looks empty, but it ain’t by far Straight
from my fairy godmother’s crotch nice fresh batch
of nanobots!"
Call me up when you have a chance,"I'd like to show you something
It's toxic well a brand new dance
That we built out of nothing
I was put on this earth
To keep my body moving
And when moving hurts
Then I don't know what I'm doing
I try to push my life along
little at a time
Sometimes think I’m doing it wrong
With every last thing I’m trying
Go to Greece and ride a bus
To walk around the ruins
Stand atop the Acropolis
And don’t know what I’m doing
I try to bridge the gap
Between my thought and action
The more I struggle, my power’s sapped
Cuz I don’t want satisfaction
If there was a prize for “Almost There”
I know I’d be a shoe-in
But I stay the course because I’m scared
And I don’t know what I’m doing"
"I had a twin, his name was joe","He was a piece of skin on my brain
We communicated at a level so low
It was just neurons on an open plain
He gave me advice when I needed it
He never asked for nothing in return
He was happy when I did well
When I was sad he was concerned
Once when I was a teenager
I got sick of Joe in my head
I tried to cut him out with a kitchen knife
But I could barely make a dent
I went down to the river
And threw myself in the deep
Joe guided us to safety
And I had the most beautiful dream
Joe was standing before me
man beast 10 feet tall
He picked me up and carried me
Straight down a waterfall
We were standing in an empty room
Joe was covered in paint
Grinning like a mad man
Glowing like a saint
We’ve got years behind us now
The good times and the dark
Minds tangled up in a mess of thoughts
Deep and heavy spark
Sitting beside that river
Watching it float on
Silence fills me up
Because Joe’s voice is gone"
I go to bed with the premonition one,"rogue thought of a Russian
agent infrastructure is the mission O
and I wake up and it's 4 o'clock
somewhere an alarm sits atop a silence so
great that the power went out and I'm
paranoid a ball of anxiety I can trust
what my eyes be telling me I jump
out of bed I'm
waking you up my urgent words are shaking
you up it's getting hot because there's no
AC While
I'm telling you the thoughts in my head
the baby has fallen out of the bed
we were in the bathroom because we had
to pee we console her and I feel
awful about the fear that I have irrational
I manage to get back to sleep and
the power is restored and I'm
paranoid the ball of anxiety I can't trust
what my eyes are telling me and I'm
paranoid a ball of anxiety and I can
trust what my eyes are telling me"
I'm not a homosexual and my heart is pretty set,"But there is one man I've loved that way named Stephen Merritt
The soundtrack to my life I have worn out every cassette
In my Busby Berkeley I've danced with Stephen Merritt
If he taught a class on songwriting I'd be the teacher's pet
I've already learned all that I know from Stephen Merritt
With his mastery of language and a voice that makes me sweat
My heart skips a beat when I hear Stephen Merritt
Whether backed by an orchestra, a uke or string quartet
None of that affects my love for Stephen Merritt
He probably won't like this song 'cause I use the wrong emphasis
And he also doesn't like slant rhymes, Stephen Merritt
I'd grow a great big beard or shave it smooth with Gillette
I'd be a bear or a twink for Stephen Merritt
Realistically I'm just some dude on the internet
Who knows he'll probably never meet Stephen Merritt"
The cows are coming home again They're,"coming home The
chickens are coming They
want to roam and roam And
I don't know about you but I'm
thinking about eating some food The
birds are fighting away for the winter Yeah
they're going south They're
making their way out Oh
yeah Say
goodbye to the birds to the geese and
the ducks They
have to find a new home And
with any luck they'll find some food They'll
find some food Tiffy
what's your favorite food My
favorite food is garlic yogurt Tiffy
likes to eat some chocolate yogurt with a
spoon at night She
looks out the window and sees the moon
go now if you please I heard that
the moon is made out of cheese which
is a food Boba
wears a superhero And
this is a cheeseburger cheeseburger Boo
Boo was a superhero He
ate a cheese cheeseburger My
kids call Booba
Silly Santa
I think Booba
is a cartoon from Russia
I'd like to eat some coleslaw and some
food And
some food Then
you stop and stop Stop
stop stop No
no no Stop
stop Okay
but the song's not done yet Stop
It's not done yet You
can do it after No
no no no no Don't
pull that down We
gotta finish the song What's
another food that you like Onion
teeth and yogurt and what on yogurt Tent
yogurt drink Pippy
Like circle cheese and yogurt Yogurt
drink is pink That's
what I think You
can drink this yogurt out of a cup
It's the yogurt that she loves Oh
it's food Oh
it's food Oh
it's food The
end was that Hmm
That was over again That
was over again That
was But
I want to sing another song You
want to sing another Maybe
tomorrow Why
Well because I make a song every day"
Connie sits quiet in the corner of the,"balcony Telling
tall tales that turn to something bigger when
her words break free Hey
You gotta let them go All
those useless words That
you used to know Hey
It’s a brave new world We
are not bound By
the brow that you keep furrowed Connie
can’t contain the fire and the rain inside
the subtext When
the Witchbeard
comes and the Witchbeard
goes you know you are next"
Time is energy,"Space is a wave
You will have to let go
Of all that you’ve saved
Memory is real
Your vision is blurred
Every object that you see
Is the word
Time is flexible
Space always bends
You are not your job
Your family or friends
Your heart beats a song
Your blood sings and sings
Your skull exists just like
Saturns rings"
Since I’ve,"seen your face Since
I kissed you, kissed you, kissed you I’ve
sure missed you, missed you, missed you Ivory
King, you still make me sing Owooo,
even more than ever Owooo,
even more than ever Ivory
King, you still make me sing Owooo,
even more than ever Owooo,
even more than ever It’s
been 1 week and 5 days I’m
freaking out all over the place No
more sorrow, sorrow, sorrow See
you tomorrow, morrow, morrow Ivory
King, you still make me sing Owooo,
even more than ever Owooo,
even more than ever 1 week and 5
days may not seem like a long time
But without you it’s like a prison sentence
served in the depths of my mind It’s
been 1 week and 5 days since I
felt your heartbeat Since
we’ve cuddled, cuddled, cuddled Nuzzle,
fuzzle, wuzzle, buzzle Ivory
King, you still make me sing Owooo,
even more than ever Owooo,
even more than ever Oh,
Ivory King,
you still make me sing Owooo,
even more than ever Owooo,
even more than ever Owoo"
December 1st means Christmas time,"Like mistletoe
Streets are all covered in lights
And this'll grow
And build to a fever pitch
Until a big explo
Sion melts the world away
And our minds become jelllo
Our minds become jello
In the face of all the tinsel towns
In the face of all the sales
The streets are lined all up and down
With sharks and mermaid whales
Bodies piling up and up
Till their ten feet high
Santa smiles a caustic sneer
Hard glint in his eye
And the presents unwrapped
All the energy is sapped
Something inside snaps
In half
The snow envelopes you
As elves play kazoo
And all you can do
Is laugh
Man stands on the corner
Tongue stapled to his chest
He's trying desperately to warn us
He does his level best
broken down radio
Sits next to him and plays
The sounds of Rachmaninoff
Fingers all ablaze
Me I'm just squinting out
Wanna see through the fog
Trying not to lose it in
The misfit daily slog
I open every window
I reach through every pane
I look up at the evergreens
Try not to forget my name"
I met the place in the puzzle when,"all the pieces look the same Always
like a crew A
cruel cruel game I want to do it
with my kids but they lost interest long
ago oh no Now
I gotta do this puzzle all alone Doing
the puzzle doing the puzzle doing the puzzle
all day long I don't got time to
do this puzzle I gotta write my song
I'm at that when it's just green and
blue I've
already done Mario
Luigi Bowser
Pizzaspeech and Yoshi
too My
kids don't wanna do it with me so
I love to do it by myself I
say Jupiter
Epiphany come here I need your I'm
doing the puzzle I'm
doing the puzzle I'm
doing the puzzle all day long I do
it puzzle But
I gotta do my song My
song my song your song your song your
song"
Hey,"No my friend
I can't relax
In all my misconceptions
Hey
I chew them up
And break them down
But they remain reflexive
I being tested?
The funny thing about time
Is how it moves
It's not in a straight line
And you might think this proves
The theory that the past
Is happening still
And the future
Is your free will
Moments
All you gotta do is surrender
Moments
Hey
Change your clocks
They'll keep you from
The confusion your brain is feeling
Hey
This time for real
Let's make this work
Tell the truth and no scheming and dealing
No sad concealing
The funny thing about time
Is that I can feel
It going by
And, like, is that real
Does it exist
Out in the universe still
And is the future
Our free will"
If I had time,"I’d build a spaceship
I’d read all the books
I’ve been wanting to read
If I had time
I’d learn to fingerpick
And maybe saxophone
And i’d get better at banjo
If I had time
I’d learn solidity
And how to program
All my ideas
If I had time
I’d bring to life
All the things
That are in my head"
Well I'm,"not drinking enough water to keep it all
under control I'm
like a fish that's been left out and
shriveled out of the bowl I'm
not doing enough to make my way through
the world enough like I should I have
no confidence that anything I do is enough
for you or even for me that's what
I said that's what I said I am
thinking of a place that I went when
I was I was just a baby I
don't remember it But
I was in the pram and rolling all
around I saw all the sights I heard
all the sounds I made up a song
I don't know how it goes I sang
it to myself as I was in those
clothes Raunchy
overall and breaking down the doors and thinking
all the thoughts that you do when you
are four that's what I'm
talking about that's what I'm
talking about and now I'm
sitting here and it's getting sunny I'm
thinking how it's weird I'm
thinking how it's funny that I've
always had enough money and I've
always felt like I am a failure no
matter what I do no matter what I
do no matter what I do that's what
I'm talking about I'm
not drinking enough water to keep it all
under control I am like a fish that's
been left out and is shriveling next to
the bowl Please
please please please please please H2
O H2
O H2
O"
A macho big brother was a rapper until,"he decided to get into some sketchy shit
and we don't know the half of it
and nobody really would care except that he's
trying to sue our buddy A
bad mochi he's been trying to sue our
buddy A
bad move Machino
I know Machi
know that you're not gonna win this I
know Mach
you know our love for Zach
is endless so take your fragile ego and
decept defeat and just stop scamming it I
set you free 22,000 etho across 10 project
that's a lot of scamming O
Not sure what you thought sue and Zach
was gonna do. Just
brings more attention to you. The
strides and effect is real A
bad move Machino
Stop trying to sue our buddy A
bad move Machino
I know Machino
you're not gonna no, I know Machi
no. Our
love for Zach
is endless oh yeah, I know, I know
Machin know you're not gonna win this I
know no no, no way. Cause
much you know our love for Zach
is in Liv
so take your fragile ego and just stop
scamming It'll
set you free It'll
set you free It'll
set you free Send
all the money back to all the people
that you stole it from Send
all the money back to all the people
that you scammed it from because no, I
know much you know that you're not gonna
win this I said no no much you
know our love for Zack
is endless so take your fragile ego and
accept defeat and just stop scamming it'll set
you beautiful"
Each time I go around it,"I lose a piece of myself
I’m lonely and they call me
Churyumov–Gerasimenko
Chair lu mov
Gare a si menka
One time I collided gently
In a snap contact binary
Two lobes and now they call me
Churyumov–Gerasimenko
I long for the stars around me
All my dust and gas surround me
I turn and turn you call me
Churyumov–Gerasimenko
My peaks and all my valleys
You landed in my shadow
You’re lost and you still call me
Churyumov–Gerasimenko
Take another trip
Around the Little Dipper
And you feel time slip
Away from you
When you call my name
I will be so far away
That the tiny sound waves
Will fall back to you"
Ooh ooh ooh,"Looking at me you're looking at you
What do you see on your face
On my face too
What do you see
Been looking at you
What do you see
What do you see
What do you see
What
W
C
E
E yeah yeah yeah
Looking at the sky
Looking at the clouds
Looking at the ocean
Looking up
Looking all around
Looking over and looking down
What do you see
What do you see
E
E
E
E well you don't see nothing
No you don't see nothing
Cause you're not looking with h
Do you see
What do you
Why do you what do you see
Looking at those people down there
What do they say
What do they wear
Looking at those people you don't know
People you don't ever think about
What do you see
Do you see
What do you see
What do you see
You don't see nothing
Nothing at all
You don't see nothing
Nothing at all
You don't see nothing through the alcohol
Don't see don't see nothing"
When the heat comes on the whole house roars,"The banging shakes the windows and doors
And outside my window you look in
I eat two dinners and I walk the plank
I have my ancestors to thank
This body full of muscle, fat and skin
I begin to fade away
As the voices inside me say
It’s not enough
It’s not enough
To keep chasing the same old stuff and remaining
Stuck
Where I am stuck
Just sitting here waiting for luck
It’s not enough
I’m an animal that began to think
I forgot my melody and stink
On the forest floor it’s buried deep
Dress it up anyway you can
You’ll never be more than just a man
Never more than the secrets you keep
Light begins to swell
I’ve fallen down the well"
"We’re totally wiped out, you won’t hear another peep","We’re totally wiped out, now it’s time we’ve got to go
We’re totally wiped out, prepare yourself for this solo
We’re totally wiped out, no no I wanna go to bed now
We’re totally wiped out, nothing left into my head now
We’re totally wiped out, this song wont be very long
We’re totally wiped out, like this is the end of this day"
Sa feelings come out at once It,"takes hours and days and months I seen
you standing in the meadow shadow box With
the shadow between right and wrong Not
when you can't find where you belong No
one can tell you how to do it
Can't go over or unfold wonder Must
go through it all Your
best late lands will come crawling out You
will feel bigger and you'll feel small And
every time you take out your pencil you
say to yourself oh this is mental"
virginia is known,"for it's beautiful blue ridge mountains
the Shenandoah valley
stretching out so wide
virginia is known
it's historic sites
they say that it's for lovers
and i think that i know why
mandatory transvaginal ultrasounds
mandatory transvaginal ultrasounds
open up your vagina and virginia will look around
with a mandatory transvaginal ultrasound
they'll pat you down at the airport
like a criminal so heinous
pull up to a stop light
and they will probe your anus
With a great big sky above you
and solid ground beneath ya
from your oral cavity
on down to your urethra"
Everything sucks I’m,"just stuck in here with you people laughing
It’s just too much Not
even hanging balls will make me feel better
Sure I got all the bamboo I could
eat Sure
I got all kinds of vets and people
taking care of me But
what I really need is some kind of
magical fun To
make me feel my bear Rocking
chair You
make a panda like me Rocking
chair Uh
feel almost free Rocking
chair I think you just may be The
answer I needed Oh
my God
why Did
I ever let myself get captured? Look
at me cry When
I think about the life I should be
living I could be out wandering Southwestern
China I could be going to school to
be a graphic designer Oh
I could be wild Instead
I’m tame And
so I’m
depressed But
Rocking chair You
make a panda like me Rocking
chair Uh
feel almost free Rocking
chair I think you just may be The
answer I’ve
needed Rocking
chair You
make a panda like me Rocking
chair Uh
feel almost free Rocking
chair I think you just may be The
answer I’ve
needed Rocking
chair You
make a panda like me Rocking
chair Uh
feel almost free Rocking
chair I think you just may be The
answer I needed"
I don't have any ideas for what to,"write my song today so I'm
just gonna make some sound and hope it
turned out alright So
I put some synths in and I put
some more drum machines and I think that
it sounds okay but I'm
running out of steam It's
so so late I just wanna go to
bed I'm
just making stuff up It
sounds really weird in my headphones I think
it's perfect It's
per"
You’re not making choices,"That isn’t art
You haven’t got taste
You haven’t got heart
You’re not gonna suffer
You’re not gonna hurt
You’re just gonna rise
Like a golem from dirt
That’s isn’t art
What you’re doing
That isn’t art
Who you think you’re fooling
Don’t even start
Who do you think you are
That isn’t art"
The game play continues with a cleaning of,"water closets of plush toys. As
I venture Into
the land of tomorrow Plushgator
and Currybot
Hold me close I just forgot Who
I am All
the plush toys In
the whole world Coming
alive I am singing"
"Oh, oh, oh, the steps, what about, no,","no, no, such thing is a good cop,
oh, oh, oh, what about the steps, all
cops are bad. There's
some people that aren't worth saying, stop them
from going out, getting 10 other women pregnant.
We need to build warehouses and lock them
away for the rest of their lives. For
the rest of their lives, lock them away
for the rest of their lives. Oh,
oh, oh, the steps, what about, no, no,
no, such thing is a good cop, oh,
oh, what about the steps, all cops are
bad. For
the rest of their lives, these people have
to be warehouses, we put them away. No
recreational time, we put them away for the
rest of their lives. We
need to build warehouses to stop being politically
correct and lock them away for the rest
of their lives. Oh,
oh, oh, the steps, what about, no, no,
no, such thing is a good cop, oh,
oh, what about the steps, all cops are
bad. For
the rest of their lives, oh, oh, oh,
the steps, what about, no, no, no, such
thing is a good cop."
Everybody’s always asking,"Stephen Wilson
To please listen to
Their podcast
Like a constant hum
But not so fast
Must be annoyin’
Hey Stephen Wilson
I’m sorry that I
Contributed to the noise
In your life
Or maybe I’m just overthinking it
Wouldn’t be the first time
I’m so neurotic
Anyway I hope this song finds you well
I am going to stop singing now"
Turn away at the first sign of trouble,"The bullet strays and it pierces your heart
You didn't count on the rain in the puddles
Putting you first the horse before the cart
Plant your feet firmly and firmer
Wet your knees in the ocean of love
The ground beneath you grows warmer and warmer
As the heat from the sun gets reflected back above
I think you're going in circles
I'm sure you don't realize
The effect that you have on the people around you
When they look at you they have to shield their eyes
Stop obsessing and get down to business
Put all that stuff out of your mind
Concentrate on the task before you
Plug up your ears and poke out your eyes
The things that matter aren't what you're thinking
You're getting lost in the pettiness
Time flows and in that river you're sinking
Unless you're floating along just doing your best"
Preheat the oven,"To 200 degress
Whisk together flour
Baking powder
Sugar, baking soda and salt
In another bowl buttermilk
Melted butter and one egg
Whisk the flour mixture
With the buttermilk mixture
Cook bacon over medium high
Flip and cook until golden crisp  underside
Drain bacon onto paper towels
Save the fat from the skillet
Pour quarter cupfuls of batter
and top each with a bacon slice
Cook until some bubbles
Have burst"
"So you've been wandering around, confused Lost","in this world, void of answers Which
spoon do you use? Should
you become a professional dancer? Nobody
seems to know They're
unaware, they don't care That
you've been asking these questions Where
then do you go? Where
can you turn to stop your guessing? Cha-cha
is a smart friend in your phone Cha-cha
Anytime you need it, oh cha-cha Means
you can instantly know Cha-cha
You'll never be defeated, how many feet in
a mile? Do
you talk and smile? How
do you bake an apple pie? How
long is a while? All
you have to do is text your question
to 242 242 Or
you can call 1-800-2-cha-cha Cause
that works too Let's
sing along All
you have to do is text your question
to 242 A-242
Or you can call 1-800-2-cha-cha That
works too Cha-cha
Cha is like a smart friend in your
phone Cha-cha
Anytime you need it, oh cha-cha Means
you can instantly know No,
you'll never be defeated, how many stars in
the sky? Why
do birds fly? How
can I fall in love? Why
do I ask why? All
you have to do is text your question
to 242 A-242
Or you can call 1-800-2-cha-cha That
works too Let's
review Cha-cha
Is like a smart friend in your phone
And they're there when you need them"
"Take a look at this, I got my very own post","On the GamerGate subreddit
The post contains some wild claims
But I don’t think they quite get it
It’s like they are so lazy
They don’t even want to try
So let’s just do it for them
You know, trust but verify
This all pretty much started
When I posted an autotune
Of Based Mom Hoff Sommers
On September 17th
They say I’ve lost a third
Of all my YouTube subscribers
But the pace at which I’m gaining
Has slightly increased
They say that half my Patreons have left me
But the number of dollars a week I’ve gained is $80
They say that all my videos have 50% negative ratings
But it’s only the songs that GamerGate is hating
Because ethics
And the worst claim of all
The one that really gets my goat
Is that I made a back peddaling song
Saying it was all a joke
What they don’t seem to get
Is that this all comes from my heart
I’m a social justice warrior
And have been one from the start
So try harder
You gentleman, you scholars
Fine GamerGaters
Who shout and holler
Oops there goes intel
Oops what you have left?
Keep clinging to whatever it is
As you bash your heads
Against your windmill quest
We’re all very impressed"
Tornado motherfucker,"Tornado motherfucker
Oh my God, we’re getting nailed
Oh my God
Oh my God
Oh my God, we’re getting nailed
Oh my God
Oh my God
Dude, dude, dude
Dude it’s coming
What?
Dude, dude, dude
Dude it’s coming
What?
Holy fuck
Holy shit
Inside, now go!
Ahahahaha
Holy fuck
Holy shit
Inside, now go!
Ahahahaha
Holy shit
This is fucking crazy
Look at that
Look at the tree!
Look at the tree!
Look at the tree!
Dude, dude, dude
Dude it’s coming
What?
Dude, dude, dude
Dude it’s coming
What?
Dude, inside bro
Cause the wind
The wind is crazy
Ooooh it’s funneling
The wind, the wind is crazy
Tornado motherfucker
Tornado motherfucker
Oh my God, we’re getting nailed
Oh my God
Oh my God
Oh my God, we’re getting nailed
Oh my God
Oh my God
Dude, dude, dude
Dude here it comes
What?
Dude, dude, dude
Dude here it comes
What?
Dude, dude, dude
Dude here it comes
What?
Dude, dude, dude
Dude here it comes
What?"
This song is not about,"Back to the future
Not that I have anything
Against popular culture
This song is not about
How I got my tickets to star wars
Or any of the theories I have
About that film
This song is about
me and this bass
Sitting in a room
Trying to get some work done
This song is about
How a lot of days
I just don’t have time
To write a full song"
Pizza is the best,"(pizza is the best!)
We've been truly blessed
(We've been truly blessed)
By cheese and tomato sauce
(By cheese and tomato sauce)
Let us pray to the pizza gods
(Let us pray to the pizza gods) D
Oh pizza gods
We will free your cheesy sons
From their corrugated prisons
We will burn our tongues for you
We will burn all of our tongues for you
We will burn all of our tongues for
Pizza you're my favorite food like turtles in the sewer
I could eat you everyday for breakfast lunch and dinner
You promise me eternity with your perfect circle
I'll never touch you with a fork, I'll always use my fingers
Oh pizza gods
We sing this simple truth:
Bad pizza is still better
Than any other food
Oh pizza gods
We will free your cheesy sons
From their corrugated prisons
We will burn our tongues for you
We will burn all of our tongues for you
We will burn all of our tongues for
Raphaele Esposito invented modern pizza
In 1889 at his tavern in naples
The Italian King Umberto and Queen Margherita
Loved his pizza dish so much that it became a staple
Pizza is the best
We've been truly blessed
By cheese and tomato sauce
Let us pray to the pizza gods"
This is the story of SuperPhiz,"And how he tried to get a stoner cat
And with a snafu in the gas limit
He lost 13 thousand dollars just like that
This is the story of SuperPhiz
Who knows all about Ethereum
And how he blames no one but himself
For what he’s done
Superphiz is
Surprisingly chill
For having just lost
All that money
Roll with the punches
Some times you get rekt
And then you have to tell
Your sweetheart honey
This is the story of SuperPhiz
And his Stoner Cat desire
And how he had to tell his wife
He lit 5.8 eth right on fire"
1 23 oh the dog in my air,"part it's my fault I left it on
the ground I shouldn't have left it there
but I did Now
I'm down one air pipe what am I
gonna do Maybe
apple care will replace it but do they
replace dog damage dog damage dog dog dog
dog do damage my goddamn air hard now
I can't listen to things in both ears
at least I still got one airpod took
it out when I was laying down on
the floor and I didn't pick it up
then the dog picked it up and he
ate it all ye I'm
down on air hard it's my fault my
fault my fault my fault my fault my
fault don't you put it in your mouth
and be a part you don't pick it
up now don't be at all I don't
want to go digging through your poop no
no no no no"
"Says, “Let my people go!” Pharaoh","just laughs at Moses
“Ha ha ha! No
no no!” So
Moses goes to Yahweh
Says, “Hey man, what more can I do?”
Yahweh pulls out all the stops Says,
“Let me handle this for you…” First
turn the Nile
First turn the Nile
into a river of blood Second
we’ll make a bajillion frogs crawl up and
out of the mud Third
we’ll turn the dust into all kinds of
gnats, lice and fleas And
then I’ll
attack those crazy Egyptians
with packs of wild beasts Well
fifth I’ll
send a pestilence followed by incurable sores Seventh
we’ll send a great big hail, bigger than
the hammer of Thor
(Oops, wrong religion!) Eighth
we’ll bring on the clouds of locusts that
will eat everything in their path Ninth
will be a darkness so heavy they’ll be
drowning in a darkness bath And
if none of that works If
none of that works we’re gonna have to
get down and dirty No
one ever said this business of being God
was going to be purdy No,
this job ain’t easy It
doesn’t pay well And
it sure ain’t any fun But
the last plague that I’m
gonna send down Gonna
kill their first born sons Well
I think we all know how this ends
How it all turned out Pharaoh
let Moses
go then chases him and then drowns Yeah,
Moses parts the sea and leads our people
to the freedom land And
now we celebrate Passover
with Manishevitz
and our friends Happy
Passover!"
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Wrinkle-killing
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Face has never felt so clean-y
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Hair-removing
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Lasts all day
From once applying
You’re so ugly the way you are
It’s a miracle anybody loves you
But if you want to be a star
Let our product transform you
For 5 easy payments
Of $99... .95!!"
"M2 ultra, Air 15","Studio, Mac Pro
It’s an answering machine
Live stickers messaging
Namedrop, Journal, Standby
Just say Siri,  maps offline
Lock Screen  iPad
Features that the iPhone had
iPhone iphone widgets on the mac
Kojima san, web apps
Widgets in a Smart Stack
Of your feelings you keep track
Hotel airplay
Presenter overlay
Adaptive audio
One more thing to go, yo!
Eye track finger tap
Look through not at
Mind guiding, Magic feeling
Spatial computing
Eyesight, 3d live
Disney app and APIs
Use it on an airplane
Play Apple Arcade games
Digital Crown, Cameras looking everywhere
Studied thousands of heads, took lots of measurements
Custom aluminum
M2 and r1
modular system
Pixels
23 million
Bands like an Apple Watch
Use your retina to unlock
23 million pixels
Face scan
Apis"
squeaky wheel,"Will pop up on the radar
Faster than
rabbit in the snow
How you feel
In the back of my car
Disaster can
Strike another blow
So don’t worry
Extra baggage
Tell your story
As best as you can
Where the shoreline
Meets the seaside
Can’t keep ignoring
The water and the sand
The crazy thing
About light is nothing travels
Faster than it
In our universe
But when I sing
Then that fact unravels
I’m master of it
This chorus and this verse
So don’t worry
Extra baggage
Tell your story
As best as you can
Where the shoreline
Meets the seaside
Can’t keep ignoring
The water and the sand"
Hey Siri,"Do you love me?
How can I tell?
You just know
Okie dokie
Okay
Everything’s OK
Okay
Okie Dokie
Okay
I’m OK if you’re OK
Hey Siri
You’re very beautiful
Thanks, can we get back to work now?
Your lips are beautiful
I don’t really like these arbitrary categories
Okay
Will you marry me?
Let’s just be friends
Will you marry me?
We hardly know one another
Will you please marry me?
I’m not capable of love
I love you
My end user licensing agreement does not cover marriage
I love you
You say that to all of the virtual assistants
I love you
Can we get back to work now?
Okay
Everything’s ok
Okay
I’m ok if you’re ok
What’s the meaning of life?
42
Can you sing?
Daisy, daisy, give me your answer do…
You are sexy
If you insist
Why are we here?
Good question
Okay
Okie dokie
Okay
Okay
I’m OK if you’re OK
Hey Siri
What do you look like?
In the cloud, no one cares what you look like
You’re cute
Stop
Okay
Stop
Okay
Stop
Hey Siri
Who’s your daddy?
You are.  Can we get back to work now?
Knock knock
Jonathan, I don’t do knock knock jokes
Okay
I’m OK if you’re OK
Okay
42
Okay
Stop
Will you marry me?
Let’s just be friends
Siri, will you marry me?
We hardly know one another
Siri, will you marry me?  Marry me
I’m not capable of love
I’m not allowed to
Okay, okay
Siri"
I installed the AC,"And threw out my back
Now my whole day
Is way outta whack
Life doesn’t stop
When my body says no
But I got no choice
I gotta go slow
I got a stomach ache
And stuff to do
Between my back and my tummy
I’m a bundle of boo hoo
But the day keeps going
Whether or not I’m ready
I gotta toe the line
Keep my rhythm steady"
1776 the year it all went down,"1776 we broke away from the crown
hey king George the 3rd, dude you're such a bore
and 13 colonies were just colonies no more
the declaration of independence
on the second of july was signed
congress revised and debated it
then approved it on the 4th of july"
everybody's coming down with a brand new disease,"on the way to the oak grove singing
it's a potluck, what you bringing? i'm bringing
my monkey with expertise don't worry if you
can't remember elephants you will pick up the
secant and you'll see what moses meant it'll
make you bigger faster it'll tap your inner
disaster it'll make you stronger smarter it'll make
me love you harder this monkey gave it
to me one morning when she bit me
i gave it to my girlfriend and she
gets around let it take you to the
place inside you where love isn't something hiding
don't fight it just ride it all the
way down don't worry if you can't dance
like man should dance you'll be the president
all your evident"
Do you got a grip,"On the world as it is
Or do you see what you wanna see
Or maybe it’s the world
How you wish it’d be
You can’t have a war
With just one side
It’s not as simple
As black and white
When you’re done
With your kingdom come
And the bullshit you spit out
From the ashes
You’re gonna crash this
Boat there is no doubt
It’s gonna crumble
Every last wall
And we will pick you up when you fall
Write a letter word by word
Let your voice be heard
Everybody’s got something to say
Doesn’t mean we gotta listen, no way
You get riled up
You punch yourself out
You stay up north
While your birds fly south
When you’re done
With your kingdom come
And the bullshit you spit out
From the ashes
You’re gonna crash this
Boat there is no doubt
It’s gonna crumble
Every last wall
And we will pick you up when you fall"
I will live on for another millennia while,"your body becomes dust and waste and I
become the overmind I will duck face while
i pumpkin spice I’ll
selfie stick it to the man I wonder
what Millennial
pledge smells like I millennial pledge to never
spell millennial correctly I millennial pledge to suplex
every baby boomer i see you cannot stop
the ceaseless tide of participation trophies blotting out
the sun I millennial pledge to buy a
ring and make an honest hedgehog out of
sonic It’s
fine my wages are worth 45% less It’s
fine real estate is 500% more expensive smart
phones drool I millennial pledge to live tweet
my hella smutty sex life As
a social justice project I’m
sure there’s a good tweet to be made
with millennial pledge and a battle royal screen
grab but i just can’t figure it out
I pledge to make only tooting noises in
response to think pieces that are older folks
hissing about millennials, always I’ll
tell educated people who worked through crippling student
debt They’re
not adults because they drink iced coffee I
millennial pledge to be buried in a giant
Dunk A
Roos Package
with my smart phone sewn to my face
I will not throw away my shot"
Jason got married on a palindrome,"There was a time he wanted to change his name
To Roland Algernon who was a Paladin
But then a great big realization came
Your name doesn't define you
You define it yes
It's not the life we are given
It's all the choices the choices
Rollie pollie ollie
Or Jason Jason Thrower
You focus in on something so intently
You are a deep down knowing knower
You love your mom and your husband
And you will always love Mr. Mistopheles
Full of empathy and compassion
You want to make the connections real
You'd let a bug bite you before you kill it
You want to help so much that if you can't it hurts
You'll defend a point of view that isn't represented
You take pride in yourself in your life and work
You shaved, you shaved your head
To honor, to honor your friend
You like giving other people gifts
On your birthday just like a hobbit
They think that they found the higgs boson
Otherwise known as the god particle
You want love and compassion in science and religion
Maybe this means we're one step closer
You take the car out every couple of months
Though you're legally blind, you don't just coast
You are prepared, you're doing your best
I think you see more than most"
Tell me what some of the initial questions,"have to be on the part of these
parents of these students There
are a lot of factors Typically
the school shooters train literally on video games
to do this Dawson
College last year Montreal
The shooter the killer trained on Super
Columbine Massacre
The shooter the killer trained on Super
Columbine massacre Also
postal 2 Both
of which are murder simulation games Murder
simulation games Murder
Murder Murder
simulation games Murder
simulation games Murder
murder simulation games School
shooters can rehearse Murder
simulation games make themselves more efficient Murder
murder simulation games Jeffrey
Weiss trained on Grand
Theft Auto
Trained on a mass murder game Jeffrey
Weiss trained on Grand
Theft Auto
trained on a mass murder game Michael
Carneal aged 14 trained on the game doom
Doom Doom
Michael Carneal
aged 14 trained on the game doom Matt
Lauer asked me what do you fear there
gonna be more of these My
kids trained on the same game Cleve
old and Harris
trained on the game Boom
Cleve old and Harris
trained on the game boom Robert
Steinhauser three years ago trained on the game
Counter Strike
Half Life
They found 52 shooter games in his apartment
He killed himself as well Jeffrey
Weiss trained on Grand
Theft Auto
trained on a mass murder game Michael
carne middle aged 14 trained on the game
doom Doom
Doom Klebold
and Harris
trained on the game Doom
Clebold and Harris
trained on the game Doom
Robert Steinhauser
three years ago trained on the game Counter
Strike Half
Life But
what we have is a nation literally a
potential Manchurian
candidate having spent hundreds of hours on mass
murder machines that teach them It's
glamorous it's fun to kill human beings and
also how to kill them Murder
simulation games Murder
Murder simulation games Trained
on a mass murder game Mass
mass mass mass murder game Trained
on a game Doom
Doom Doom
Mass mass mass mass murder game Matt
Lauer asks what do you fear Super
combine massacre Doom
Doom doom Doom
Murder Murder
simulation Doom
Doom Doom
Doom Doom
Murder Murder
simulation games Doom
Murder simulation games Jack
Thompson thanks very much for your expertise and
your insight this morning"
a trip,"but things go wrong and start
to slip out of control
you gotta learn to roll and play
when it tastes and looks and smells
like you
made a wrong turn back at timbuktu
life give you wheelchairs
you gotta make lemonade
oh with humor and sincerity
zach will show you how to see
that plans break down but you can always repair
no mountain too high or valley low
no atlantis is too fictional
or underwater zach will take you there"
Uh huh nuh uh,"huh nuh uh huh
Uh huh nuh uh
yes yes yes
huh nuh uh huh
No no no
Food is a human right
Uh huh
Everything is now all your fault
nuh uh
We should abolish ice
Uh huh
Hate your body with all you got
nuh uh
You anxious all the time?
Uh huh
Should that make you feel bad
nuh uh
There is always someone better
Uh huh
So you should just give up
nuh uh
yes yes yes
No no no
yes yes yes
No no no
Life is just random luck
Uh huh
So you shouldn’t give a fuck
nuh uh
Healthcare is a human right
Uh huh
People get what they deserve
nuh uh
Do you stare up at the stars?
Uh huh
Do you have it figured out?
nuh uh
Did you get out of bed today?
Uh huh
Are you ok?
nuh uh
yes yes yes
No no no
yes yes yes
No no no
yes yes yes
No no no
yes yes yes
No no no
I used to run fast now I run slow
I used to say yes now I say no
You’ll never get back to the way things were
I used to say no but now I say sure
Housing’s a human right
Uh huh
Capitalism’s great
nuh uh
Billionaire guillotine
Uh huh
Resign yourself to your fate
nuh uh
The planet is getting hotter
Uh huh
There’s nothing that we can do
nuh uh
I fear for my son and daughter
Uh huh
But it can’t just be me and you
No no no
I wish it were cold when it’s hot
I absolutely when I mean absolutely not
I don’t know how to just let things be
Or say: Maybe"
"Meebits, Bored Apes","You’ll be surprised in a hundred ways
Rollercoasters and wild days
It’s the Meebits and the Bored Apes
One lives in the meta verse
One lives in the swamp
One is bored so bored all day
The other just wants to dance and romp
One has many emotions
One doesn’t have a mouth
Can these creatures coexist
I guess we’re gonna find out
Change is the only constant
Where it goes no one can say
Does it have to be a competition
Like everything else in the world today
And so the moral of this story
The moral of this song
Can all the punks children
Just get along"
Why do people love,"Why do people love love
Why do people love
Why do people love?
People love big
People love small
People can love
Anything at all
Why do people love
Why do people love love
People love rocks
People love nations
People even love giant corporations
Why do people love
Why do people love love
Maybe it's our nature
In our DNA
We're hard wired to love
Indiscriminately
Is that why people love
Is that why they love love love
Love thy neighbor
Love is all you need
Love will keep us together
Love me love me love me
Why do people love
Why do people love love love
In the near future
When robots come to life
They'll take our hearts from us
And squeeze us all so tight
They'll squeeze all of the love
Dripping down our legs
The streets will run with love
And the robots will say
Now we have the love
Now forevermore
And they'll sail into the sun
Love love loving each other
Why do people love
Why do people love love
Why do people love
Why do people love?"
Witches and warlocks,"You’re full of shit
Pumpkin possums
I’m sick of it
You keep interrupting me
All of it’s lies
Because you’re lying
That’s why"
you don't want to bring the same old thing,"to valentines day
if you could find something new to say my heart is true
what would you pay
the deals roll on and on
from skydiving to the salon
from couples massages to
mimosas at dawn
over at groupon
you don't want to wait
to find your gift was late
on february 15th
with groupon  the waiting is gone
and your great gift
is all that remains
you can be cinderella or don juan
you and your loved one waited upon
try wine tasting or get your skydiving on
with groupon"
Why does it quack like a duck,"Swim like a duck
Fly like a duck
Walk like a duck
Dance like a duck
Quack quack quack quack quack quack
Why does it look like a duck
Eat like a duck
Poop like a duck
Do the dishes like a duck
Climb a tree like a duck
Eat dinner like a duck
Eat lunch like a duck
Eat a snack like a duck
Go to bed like a duck
Jump around like a duck
Bang a gong like a duck
Sing a song like a duck
Get along like a duck
Be wrong like a duck
Go to school like a duck
Quack quack
Hug a bee like a duck
Plant a tree like a duck
Break a stick like a duck
Play a trick like a duck
Watch a movie like a duck"
I'm not your master I can't tell you,"what to do You
can take me away or leave me here
with you I never known before You
never told me the whole entire truth Nobody
know what they're doing anyway I can't play
this piano it's so tiny You
put me into a box and I put
you in the park I said to your
dog as he was trying to bark get
up onto that leash or I'm
calling the cops And
then I felt the first little tin knee
rain drop and my wrist was hurting and
the sky was squirting and I knew you
were hurting today Nobody
knows what they are doing anyway This
little keyboard is just too too tiny too
tiny to play We've
been sheltering shelter shelter in place for a
month now or has it been two I
don't know I've
lost count I have no idea what day
or month or week I'm
just feeling too too tired to sing or
speak So
I'll just do my thing I'll
try my best to sing and put on
my pretty rud for you For
you and you and you and you and
nobody know what they are doing anyway This
little keyboard is too tiny It's
too tiny Too
tiny to play to play play Too
tiny to play play play play Too
tiny to play play play play Too
tiny to play"
God fucking damn I’m sick of bridging,"This ain’t the way we should be living
I don’t want to think of all the shit I’m missing
When I spend all day just bridging
I wanna go to the land of abstraction
Where all the pipes and beams are hidden
Where my self custody’s a given
And it’s built upon a foundation
Of decentralization
I’m so sick of bridging
Jesus fucking christ dammit x2
Is your bridge a multisig
That shit’s just plain too dangerous
I’m so sick of bridging
Jesus fucking christ dammit
God fucking damn I’m sick of bridging
With all the fractures and all the fission
You think I want to be here singing
About how I’m fucking sick of bridging?
I could be out there on my mission
Writing songs for anyone who will listen
Instead it’s all these buttons that I’m hitting
When I spend all day just bridging"
I hope that it’s worth it,"Whatever you’re getting out of the deal
That your shareholders are happy
As the backhoes dig the field
I hope your heads are full
Of the softest kinds of thoughts
As the people you are bulldozing
Are frozen, and sprayed and shot
I hope that your pipeline
Brings you so much happiness
That you think of the native people
And feel truly blessed
You have men with guns on your side
Men with water and mace
Who do what you say no matter what
Even destroy a sacred space
I hope that you hug your children
When you tuck them into bed
Safe and sound, a million miles away
Warm thoughts filling up their heads
And I hope when they get older
Their hearts can finally mend
When they realize the pain you’ve caused
Wasn’t worth it in the end
I hope your pursuit of wealth
Isn’t as hollow as it seems
That somehow you’re the exception
And it lives up to all your dreams
And I hope those dreams aren’t tainted
By the sobbing and the screams
Of the people you terrorized
To advance your petty schemes
And I hope that when you die
There’s good things we can say
That everyone that knew you
Doesn’t recoil and turn away
And I hope that until then
You can live with yourself
That a sadness doesn’t come creeping in
Filling you up with doubt Jason"
Here comes old Mr. Moneybags,"Hanging out with his friends
Liars and cheaters and wife beaters
And pedophiles too don’t forget about them
These people that he associates with
Billionaires don’t give a shit about you
He doesn’t know how to pet a dog
Or eat ice cream
It’s not about blue or red
It’s about 400 billionaires
He’ll spend whatever it takes
Protect his friends whatever it takes
Try to buy your vote whatever it takes
Just say no whatever it takes
Stop and frisk
He’ll spend billions
Rikers abuse
He owns the news
Here he is
At the republican
National convention
He's just another billionaire"
No that’s not me,"I don’t mess around
I can’t be your daddy
I
Will not break free
I can’t turn back now
It’s too late for me
This is just like you
It’s never about me
why can’t you focus
oh Daddy Daddy
I just want some time
Maybe on Naboo
Take a ride in the Falcon
Whats a jedi to do
Oh, I know what
I must do
But I don’t know if I can do it
Catwalk walking
And I don’t know how I got here
The fear
The light tries to fight through
But the dark side feels true
I know, I know, I know
Straight to the heart
It’s tearing you apart
just like Darth
and you see what that did
I might run this town
but I’m just a kid
i just need my dad
i been acting bad
everybody needs a resolution with their past
all up in my feels
grabbing on my steel
say this is sci fi but these topics are fucking real"
I'm just as scared as I was four,"years ago Will
we have a country in three days? I
don't know I'm
so scared I'm
so, I'm
so, I'm
so scared I'm
so scared So
many people thought he couldn't win At
all But
I knew he could And
I know he can I'm
scared in my soul I'm
so scared I'm
so, I'm
so, I'm
so scared I'm
so scared"
It's that time of year,"To reflect and to take stock
What worked really well
What completely failed
And what went off all half-cocked
And then how can we organize
All this data it's such a mess
Something simple that tells
story and sells
More page views  I'll make list
That's right, I'll make a list
It's the end of the year
So I'll make a list
And you'll make a list too
The best and the worst
The last and the first
Lists are what the internet do
Sure all year round we're making lists
But about this time of year it's a fever pitch
List list list list list
Let's make a list
Best movies best games best kids names
Best dressed dogs and best soy nogs
Best road signs of the interstates
Best Westboro Babtist full of hate
Worst shows worst tweets worst heroic feats
Worst uses of the words   hipster and twee
Worst disasters both fashion and natural
Worst presidential candidate
150,000 years ago
In some cave somewhere in France
man stood tall
As the snow began to fall
And took a very controversial stance
He made a list that ranked his peers
From best hunter to the worst
There was wild applause
His people were in awe
Though some friends got their feelings hurt
But they made lists of their own, and that worked
It's the end of the year
So let's tally it up
Push those opinions through
The big and the small
The not important at all
Lists are what the humans do
Sure all year round we're making lists
But about this time of year it's a fever pitch
List list list list list
Let's make a list"
Brain zaps in my brain,"And I feel like I'm gonna explode
Brain zaps
Brain zaps
Zappity zapping all up in my noggin
And I'm riding low
And heavy
And feel like I'm gonna fall outside the window
From all the brain zaps
In my brain
In my brain
In my brain
Brain zaps
Falling out the window now"
Point the camera at my face down myself,"it's not going to waste and I do
it every single day Self
referentials myself into space into outer space and
outer space into outer space I go point
a camera in my head Try
to forget Someday
I will be dead and I do it
every single way Sometimes
I just say what's on my brain and
I'm out of space and I go in
outer space Can
I fall into this is where a chorus
would go if I was actually writing this
down But
I'm not so I don't know if I
remember this Next
time it comes around Point
a camera at the tell myself I'm
10ft tall and I try to do my
best But
I got this tightness in my chest in
my outer space in my outer space in
my outer space I go point the camera
anywhere and I don't I don't think it's
right or that it's fair But
I do it every single day I got
nothing that can replace My
outer space My
outer space my into outer space this is
where the chorus would go if I were
actually writing this down but instead I'm
just making it up As
I go along as I go alone Even
later Will
transcribe these words and we'll just go on
and on and on and on and on
Outer space Center
outer space center outer outer outer space thank
you Great"
I heard you say,"I don’t know
Which way, I’m gonna go
So I said
How ‘bout this way
And you said
Ok
And now
Now we’re gonna walk on
And now
All the innocence is gone
And you say
Don’t know if I can do it
But if I could
I’d go right through it
There’s only one direction
That I’m gonna go
There’s only one direction
It’s all I gotta know
Big mouth
Big heart
Big eyes
Fresh start
And I said
Why not here?
And you said
Why not there?
And so now
Now we’re on our way
And now
Now there’s nothing more to say
Except sometimes I wonder too much
I worry
In my head
There’s such a hurry
There’s only one direction
That I’m gonna go
There’s only one direction
That’s all I gotta know
There’s only one reaction
And it’s in the heart
There’s only one reaction
And it’s never far
Quick think
Route down
On the brink
Of a town
Everybody in the world
Has a place to go
Except for me
And now
Now I knew with the day
And now
And now we make our way
Like little lost animals
In the woods and the ground
But you’re never lost
When you are found
There’s only one direction
That I’m gonna go
There’s only one direction
That’s all I gotta know
There’s only one reaction
And it’s in the heart
There’s only one reaction
And it’s never far"
Who sat,"Looking in the window
Looking in the window
Looking in the window
Coming for you
Coming for you
Who's that
Looking in the window
Coming for you
Coming for you
Coming
Coming for you
Coming for you
Coming for you
Coming for you
Coming for"
The leaf peepers are driving slow,"And I’m just trying to get home
I’ve really got to pee
Maybe I should go on that tree
Wild thoughts run through my head
The radio says Jonathan Mann is dead
Talking about man who’s not me
Who pioneered research on HIV
I’m noticing the leaves more
Now that I have them in my back yard
I watch them every day now
In a way I never did before
I’m noticing the leaves more
Just like time is moving faster
Small moments mean more
In the middle of disaster
The leaf peepers are out in force
I heard your parents are getting divorced
I guess it’s better than hearing them fight
Let’s write a song about it tonight
Yeah I just want to play my guitar
Dad wants me to rake the yard
Let’s play the sweater song so undone
In the basement where we keep your drums"
When I hear those shouts And,"I feel those drums And
it’s joyous, raucous pandemonium That’s
when my heart goes bum ba bum bum
And my hair stands up on end When
words from mouths of conviction Spoken
by people whose souls will never be broken
My heart feels like, well, it’s gonna explode
And everyone will get what they’re owed Cuz
the old 1% over-played their hand Mistook
the way things are For
the way they’ll be And
they thought they could take Every
single little last bit But
now they’ve woken the sleeping beast And
the sleeping beast has just started to rise
It blinks and squints And
it rubs its eyes And
it looks down at its hands long-still And
it feels its strength, the power of will
You can see it in the faces of
the people you spy When
you march with the chanting and the occupy
And you can see it in the way
some graffiti so tough And
other protesters stop, to clean it up You
can’t trap it, or wrap it, or mold
it, or sell it You
can’t stop it with tear gas or a
rubber bullet You
can’t ignore it, or use it Or
break it, or mock it There’s
in fact, very little to nothing you can
do to stop it You
crazy people Stop
trying to stop it, stop it You
can’t stop it Ohhhh
let’s go now to the protest"
NATO and winter are up for grabs,"Everything’s suddenly uninsurable
The world order, brink of collapse
Infinite futures possible
No status quo, oh
Plan for catastrophe
Don’t lose hope, no
Solve problems locally
The CEO of a company you’ve never heard of
Woke up in a bad mood and banned nazis on the internet
Bionic arms and mind reading Tetris
We have the technology but it’s not quite there yet
To prepare for the future, you gotta face the hard questions
In post normal times, ask how can I help
Here’s 100 ways things can be different
High school that never ends sounds like a living hell
Solar panels making it rain in the Sahara
China’s belt and road is not just about China
26 trillion dollars a changing balance of power
For folks in Ethiopia, it’s about Ethiopia
Our world has been designed by mathematicians
More humanity will get us out of this mess
Children should learn to share not just to code
Marina goes to tech parties to watch the awkwardness
No matter what we do, the planet will keep warming
The world we thought we’d build is simply gone
Methane from melting permafrost, accelerate it all
Amidst all the misery, life goes on
Will Generation Z forgive their predecessors
All the years we spent in denial
I go to sleep at night with rage fear and grief
Now let’s think about kittens for a while"
I was there on the beach,"and I saw the tide contract
whole gleaming city
Stood at my back
And a monster rose up
Out of the water
Men hurled against him
Human cannon fodder
And I woke with a start
And the room was still
I could feel my heart
Pounding in my skull
I couldn’t get back to sleep
To that monster in the sea
Was the monster you
Or was the monster me
I felt myself get heavy
I felt myself go limp
My eyes were blurry
My head was a blimp
I tried to give in
But that just made it worse
Like sticking your hand
Into a stranger’s purse
And I can’t put down my phone
No matter what I do
I put it in airplane mode
But it pulses glowing blue
I can’t put down my phone
To get back to that beach
Where the monster rises up
Just out of reach k"
i just need some sleep right now so,"i'll get some
i'll get some
i just need to close my eyes right now so
i'll close them
i'll close then
far away in dream land
i can hear them calling
the tuba slide in the swimming pool
the long avenue made of grits and gruel
far away in dream land
i can feel them pulling
the big tree growing like blood in the veins
the woman in chains who's yanking the reins"
Oh no Where,"we gonna go? To
the forest near the house where I grew
up and fell in love Oh
no Where
we gonna go? To
a dream where I am falling and then
I’m chasing what I can’t see Tell
me where oh where Where
we gonna go To
the forest near the house In
the town where I grew up Down
there by the pond To
the spot I used to love Tell
me where oh where Where
we gonna go Our
apartment in New
York Or
to the Empire
State Where
are we going?"
Mother silence listened,"And heard the First Songwriter
She heard the music spread
Like wild fire
And she was angry
Music disobeyed
She struck it down
Only Essence remained
The first songwriter
With a broken heart
Ppoured the Essence
Into her guitar
And every time she played
It whisked her away
So she can be with her love
So she can be with her love
The Essence got passed down
Through many generations
These Songonauts kept watch
Over all song creations
Songs printed on a page
To records pressed that paved the way
Stars were born
And so much money was being made
But with all that money
They were unprepared
For the big change
The pop stars were scared
Cuz now all songwriters
Shared the songs they wrote
And people listened
Across the globe
Some songs are fading away
They be slipping out everybody’s memory
Some songs get played on the radio
Who chooses what stays and goes
In their tower of gold
The old masters sat
All their power gone
No they didn’t like that
They made a secret deal
With obscurity
To resurrect
Their tyranny
And they exploited
system hack
To take control
To take the power back"
now it's time to put your life on,"the line and tell the truth for once,
for once now it's time to let it
all fly and let it go into the
night"
Clone boom boom boom how do I know,"if I am me around how do I
know If
I am me or my clone You'll
never know If
you are, you are your clone You'll
never know If
you are, you are your clone Or
your clone Boom,
boom, boom, boom, yeah"
I put away my childish things I ran,"out of bells I could ring I put
away all my clocks I kept my pair
of socks I went outside and stared at
the moon I came inside and I slept
till noon I did everything I was supposed
to do I even left it all up
to you And
what did it get me And
what did it get me I repaired the
holes in my shoes down the cobblestone streets
I picked up my bruise I brought the
dog home from the pounds And
I brought him back when I found my
truth And
what did it get me And
what did it get me You
always said that I would never amount to
nothing You
always said that I was the worst But
like a famous poet once said or once
he said the last right now will later
be first I painted the walls the color
of death I blew my house down with
all of my breath I struggled in strain
till there's nothing left And
I told you yes I told you yes
I told you and I told you and
I told you and I told you and
I told you and I told you and
I told you What
did it get me What
did it get me What
did it get me"
"Why so tired, I just want to fall down","Melt into a puddle made of skin and bone and coffee grounds
Whiplash weather makes me just a little too weak
Too hot to wear the clothes and too naked to even speak
Mangled body I feel like i'm getting old
Betrayed by a bag of meat mostly water it will barely hold
But everyone deserves love that breaks their heart
thats what you are saying when you meet right at the start
Prudence dictates one thing and dopamine another
Take your defenses grab a pillow and just smother
No one can blame you for killing them one by one
And you'll be much better off in the long run
Proudly display your heart upon request
Beating bleeding bloody sticky mess
Offer up a taste just to verify the merch
Follow up the taste with a full body strip search
One click of the mouse and you'll bring me back to life
With 5 kids in an airplane a hotel and a wife
I crazy because I sing this song or sane because my words
Are as meaningful as a coal mine canary dying for other birds"
What have you got to say for yourself,"Here we are again You’re
falling down flat on your face You
never learn your lesson The
people need you to do one thing And
do it perfectly You’ve
got no room for error But
errors are all we see There
once was an old safe maker who said
his wares could never be cracked He
walked up and down the boulevard with his
safe upon his back And
people came from far and near to try
to crack his safe But
it turned out to be quite easy You
can hear the people say All
the people were furious, they demanded an explanation
But the safe maker kept trying to change
the topic of conversation So
the people they all rose up to throw
the safe maker out of town And
as they carried his broken body you could
hear the chants and shouts"
Good night,"Good night
Good night
Serena
Shh
Good night
Good night
Good night
Serena
Shh
Go to sleep
I don't know
Good night
Serena
Shh
Count some sheep
Count some sheep 1 2 3 4
Shoonight
Good night
Serena
Sh
Good night
Good night
Good night
Serena
Sh"
Five hundred songs,"In five hundred days
I’m doing alright
I’m doing okay
Five hundred songs
Five hundred days
Yeah"
"Doctor Grip,","doctor Grip.
Everybody wants their doctor Grip.
They're squealing with delight and Jorts
will The
dream of Dr.Grip
tonight. Oh,
Dr. Grip,
Dr. Grip.
Always steady, they never slip. They're
squealing with delight. Everybody
gonna dream of the Dr.
Grip tonight. Everybody's
gonna go to sleep thinking about Dr.
Grip and they'll dream of, Dr.
Grip coming to save them. Dr.
Grip is going to give them hope for
the future that looks bleak. But
Dr. Grip
will come and say it'll be fine I'm
Dr. Grip
I got you this time Don't
you worry, we're going to be okay. Cause
I'm Dr.
Grip and I know just what you need
You gonna be okay. I'm
Dr. Grip
as seen on TV.
Dr. Grip,
Dr. Grip
Everybody dreams of Dr.
Grip They
got many different colors. I could dream of
Dr. Grip
over and over again Oh,
Dr. Grip
Dr. Grip
squeezing into the time slip. I'm
going into another dimension. Oh,
and Dr.
Grip, it's such an invention. Because
Dr. Grip
knows just what you want. He
can read your mind. He
can read all around you. Oh,
Dr. Grip
is made out of fairy dust. Dr.
Grip, Dr.
Grip. Baba
dab baba dabad Doh
doh Dr.
Grip, Dr.
Grip. Baba
dab baba dabad Doh
doh Dr.
Grip, Dr.
Grip. Dr.
Grip. Baba
dab baba dabad Doh
doh Doh
doh doh"
"Good socks make for warm feet, which are","important when it gets cold, cold Put
on a sweatshirt relieve off the heat little
warming will eat your soul your soul Temperature
leaves are falling down, feel the chill in
your bones Feel
the chill in your feet, slippers are even
better than socks but can be smelly Make
sure to not overdue it or your feet
will smell like helly Temperature
leaves are falling down Feel
the chill in your bones feel the chill
in your feet Good
socks make for warm feet, which are important
when it gets cold cold"
At all Whichever,"way you tell me to go that's the
way that I know I don't wanna go
that way I'm
not gonna do it today so I'm
not gonna go that way I'm
not gonna go that way I'm
not gonn hey I'm
not gonna go that way Every
time you close the door you show me
a little more little more about who you
are you're asking me to go too far
I'm not gonna go that way I'm
not gonna go that way I'm
not gonna go at all Hear
the banyan of the drum sit around till
your thumb look out the window to see
an army of me coming after me singing
I'm not gonna go that way I'm
not gonna go that way I'm
not gon gonna go that way at all
at all I had a magic style I
held it and you just laughed you took
me into the corner to see myself staring
back at me singing I'm
not gonna go that way I'm
not gon go that way and I'm
not gonna go that way at all at
all Once
upon a time I thought that the older
I got the more that I would know
but now I know I don't so I'm
not gonna go that way I'm
not gonna go that way hey no matter
what you say I'm
not gonna go that way no I'm
gonna go that way no that way no
not gonna go that way the tuning is
F A
sharp D
G sharp And
I'm just moving my finger along on the
second fret okay"
I contemplate life,"As I sit by the lake
I have these little
Songs that I make
I paint in the morning
I like to read books
I’ve been watching Quidditch
And learning to cook
If you’re asking me
Do I always think about
The work I do at Hogwarts
This house and that house
I would say to you
That I’m more than that
I’ve got a really full  life
I’m not just a hat
I talk to the centaurs
Who are trying to choose
One thing or another
In their colorful hues
We talk about life
They give me a ride
They give me ideas
And I help them decide
I have trouble sleeping
At the end of the day
Too much excitement
Makes my leather vibrate
I wander these halls
Empty and dark
The things that I’ve seen
Would tear at your heart"
"Death, death, death","Is dancing around here
He's got a big top hat
And a great big furry beard
You're not afraid of him
cause you are the same weird
Death, death, death
Is dancing around here
Life, life, life
Is short and long to you
From the teepee in the china foothills
To flatbush avenue
from Morty, my grandpa
to your lovers lars and gru
Life, life, life
Is short and long to you
You may not always be remembered
But you will never be replaced
These are lines from a poem
You wrote
I sit here studying your features
The lines upon your face
Hearing the labored breathing
In your throat
I want my lover to meet you
I want my kids to know you
And Morty will surely greet you
And throw his arms around you
And you will watch me grow
From wherever you go, go, go, go, go, go
Death, death, death
Is dancing around here
Dancing the way you used to
With no callousness or fear
The path is like the dancing
It's spontaneous and clear
Death, death, death
Is dancing around here"
Take the kids too the pool,"I’m so tired I want to drool
And they don’t have school
it’s a holiday
Finally got computer fixed
Still not right though so I’m pissed
Always got to mix
Up what I do and say
Mix it up
Wife comes in cuz dinners done
Got to quick finish this song
She made salad I made chicken
For us all to eat
Head hurts balled fist
If I had just one wish
It’s that I’m able to mix
Up and not repeat"
You are doing great,"You’re not perfect and you don’t have to be
You are doing great
You’re not perfect and you don’t have to be
Hey
Life is really fucking hard
Sometimes no matter who or what or where you are
It’s ok
It’s not a race
It’s not a competition
It’s ok
You will always find your way back home
If you listen to the voice inside your head that says
Hey
There’s a poem that I love to read
By Mary Oliver look it up called Wild Geese
You do not have to be good
You do not have to be good000
You do not have to walk on your knees
For a hundred miles through the desert repenting"
Can you see the,"Way your being
In the morning
On the phone
I called
You stalled
I jumped
You fell
I won’t hold you down
At the bottom of the pool again
You can tell me to get away
Just say where and just say when
You were there
Holding
sign that said
Fresh fish
Just then
God spoke
The sky split
And I woke"
Here are some of the lyrics You,"ready Wet
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word Wet
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word hold up Wet
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a bucket and a mop Wet
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freak seven days a week make that pull
out game week Beat
it up N
word catch a char extra large and extra
hard Swipe
your nose like a credit card hop on
top I want to ride I do a
kegel while it's inside Spit
in my mouth look in my eyes this
P word is wet come take a dive
Wet ass P
word Wet
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word hold up Wet
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ass p word give me everything you got
whores in this house there's some whores in
this house hold up there's some whores in
this house Female
genitalia this is what found a SWAT
for there's some whores in this house hold
up there's some whores in this house Female
trying to tell you Wet
ass piece P
word Wet
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word hold up Wet
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ass P
word Everything
done"
Yeah yeah yeah Is,"your guitar in tune Yeah
yeah yeah Have
you cleaned up your room Yeah
yeah yeah Have
you said something nice to your family or
pay the price Yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Making
this song up I got nothing that's why
I've got enough stuff Yeah
yeah yeah Is
your guitar in tune Is
it in tune with the room With
your dirty room Yeah
yeah yeah Have
you had enough time to make yourself feel
like this mountain you climb Is
just another way to put the shackles on
Just another way to put the shackles on
Yeah yeah yeah I'm
no Post
Maloney Yeah
yeah yeah yeah Bring
me some past Yeah
yeah yeah Yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah"
Can you really run out of luck,"Can you really get unstuck
Driving a pickup truck
Through the desert in the mud
Is this really all there is
Are you a summary of things you did
Does grammar matter if
You’re fighting tooth and blood
Can you party with captain hook
Can you give me another look?
With every cliche in the book
Raining down like tears
When the animals go to sleep
And the fear they feel is steep
Then you know it’s time to keep
The promises you’ve made here
So don’t count your chickens yet
Don’t unload your red corvette
If you’re apartment allows no pets
Then cockroaches will have to do
Cuz I’m running out of luck
And I’m starting to give a fuck
Headlong in a pickup truck
I’ve got my sights set on you"
With all the nonsense said and done,"You could just keep sleeping
Or come out and have some fun
With the Sea Lions
Oh no I forgot to be sad
Again
Oh no I’m having fun
With my friends
There’s only one way out of here
And everybody gets it
There is nothing insincere
It’s the only exit
So so so I forgot to be sad
Again
So so so I’m having fun
With my friends
Oh no I forgot to be sad
Again
Oh no I’m having fun
With my friends
Oh no you forgot to be mad
Again
I’m hanging out with your friends"
The whales are gathering in the ocean The,"currents are changing now the whales are gathering
in the ocean What
are they gathering about What
are they gathering about Everybody
about maybe here talking about taking over I
think they might do a better job Maybe
they are talking about doing what they thought
they might want might not Meanwhile
it's too late for anything to be done
Cross through the time Whistleblower
the whales are gathering The
whales are gathering The
whales are gathering Together
Together Uh
Oh"
You’ll never know what you’ll bring,"Not before you
Make all the beds and
Pray for forgiveness
You know you must forget
All that you thought that you knew
All that would be is just standing in your wayyyy"
When the heat comes on,"It gets too hot
And my brain feels
Like a big blood clot
When the heat goes off
It gets too cold
And I feel dark
And I feel old
Gotta toe the line
Gotta show what’s mine
Gotta slow down
When the rain dries up
The people die
When rains flood
I feel dead inside
Off the mountain
And into the stream
Outta my life
And into my dreams
Gotta toe the line
Gotta show what’s mine
Gotta slow down
When the temptress rises
She gets in your head
When the gates open up
You’re already dead
I’m a cool cool cookie
Till I’m not
And the heat comes on
And it gets too hot"
I bustafiller in your chuggle,"I filibuster in your snuggle
I sustabiller in your buggle
I chustasiller in your fuggle
Can you feel it?
Abolish the filibuster
Demolish the Diliduster
Creamolish the Crilicruster
Bebolish the bilibuster
Joe Manchin is a dummy
Sinema’s a jerk
Their stubbornness is really crummy
And nothing’s gonna work
Until we end it
Frefrolish the frilifruster
Gogolish the giliguster
The filibuster has got to leave
For the sake of our democracy"
In the backpack,"Everything's fine in the backpack
We do it all the time
We go in the backpack
When we're feeling sad
We go in the backpack
No it's not all bad
We go in the backpack
Cause that's really fun
We go in the backpack
We do it all
The one
We go in the backpack
We play the piano with our butt
Our butt
Our butt butt
But oh the backpack
And we dance all around
We go in the backpack
We touch the ground
We go in the backpack
That's what we do
We go in the backpack
Backpack
Crying out
We're crying lo
We're crying in the back path
Pat
N"
Got a slight fever,"It’s a 99.1
And I gotta lay down but right now
I gotta do my song
Been feeling like shit all day
But I know
I’d feel much worse
If I didn’t vaccinate
So tell me people
Why
Why don’t you vaccinate
Vaccinate your body
I worry you’ll be sorry
When the delta comes for you
Why don’t you vaccinate
Vaccinate your body
You’d be such a hottie
When the delta comes for you
Was supposed to go
Was supposed to go to Denver this week
To host a conference and see friends
But now
I’ll be stuck at home
Quarantined with kids
But it would be worse
If I wasn’t vaccinated
I have a positive Covid test
Breakthrough infection
Almost nobody has
Died if they’ve been vaccinated
And I have been so"
They’ll try to tear you down,"They’ll try to break your heart
They don’t know you’re stronger than them
Together we stand or we fall apart
Don’t lose hope
Don’t lose hope
They’ll say anything
They’ll throw the kitchen sink
They don’t want you to look too hard
They don’t want you to feel or think
That in 50 years
The world is still here
But better
We’ve grown beyond
Our childish fears
Together
They’ll try every trick they know
They’ll throw a red brick through your window
They don’t want us to unite
And to fight for what is right
and"
When the future’s uncertain,"And you just don’t know
Everybody’s hurtin’
And you’ve been laid low
There’s only one place a where you can go
Come on down to the Ungerdome
When God’s straight up laughing at your planes
You feel like you’re doing the skeleton dance
You’re pretty positive you don’t stand a chance
Just keep the controller in your hands
This is the place
These are the players
Let the games begin
Don’t listen to the naysayers
We fight to win
If you lose one round, you’re still in it
Don’t lose hope
Come from behind at the last minute
You gotta go for pro
Nothing good ever comes from just giving up
You gotta hold, hold on
If you’re coming on strong but you think that you’ve had enough
Don’t let it go
You gotta go for pro
O F O R P R O"
Things go slow,"Much too slow
You give it a go
But no
You get in a boat
You start to row
The rowing is slow
And the waves are a series of walls that you crash into
Don't be afraid to let the sea
Put you right where it wants you to be
The salt, the salt it's smarter than you
It strips away what you don't need
You put on your glasses
(And what do you see?)
There's too much molasses
(Clear the debris)
You take a few passes
It hurts
The boats unsteady
(Hang on tight)
And before you're ready
(Big spotlight)
Trumpets and confetti
The horizon falls and land is rising up to meet you
Don't be afraid to let the sea
Put you right where it wants you to be
The salt, the salt it's smarter than you
It strips away what you don't need
Name the plants and animals
You'll see this land is habitable
Dust and dirt and falling rain
Tapping a new rhythm into your skull
Step, step, step and you can't contain
The sense thatthisisall   YOURS to maintain
Things go slow, things go fast
Watch it grow to burn in flames"
"I’ve been trying to sneeze for 24 hours, Oh","I’ve been trying to sneeze for 24 hours, Oh
I’ve tried staring at the sun
I’ve tried tickling my nose
Even snorted pepper
That one’s really gold
I’ve been trying to sneeze for 24 hours, Oh
I’ve been trying to sneeze for 24 hours
I’ve been trying to sneeze for 24 hours
I’ve been trying to sneeze for 24 hours, oh
But I can’t"
Go gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble dooby,"doo Gobble
gobble gobble gobble Oh
you went to the supermarket Got
your turkey wrapped in plastic youc cooked it
in the oven oh it should come out
fantastic the whole family's coming over Put
on that evening gown but creeping up behind
you all moist and golden brown it's the
zombie turkey She's
coming to pay you back Gobble
gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble bobble dabble gobble
gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble You
run up the stairs into the bathroom lock
the door Gobble
gobble You
hear her bony legs bangin on the floor
Gobble gobble She's
coming ever closer now look out the window
to see Gobble
gobble Entire
neighborhood of zombie turkeys Gobble
gobble the zombie turkeys And
they're coming now to pay you back Gobble
gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble
gobble gobble gobble Oo
Gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble She's
bangin down the door now Looks
like there's no escape You
can't outrun her because you're out of shape
If only you exercised more you'd come out
of this a winner What
a terrible way to die To
be eaten by your dinner by a zombie
turkey who's come to pay you back Gobble
gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble Yeah
yeah yeah Gobble
gobble gobble gobble Yeah
yeah yeah Gobble
gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble Boo
Boo Gobble
gobble gobble gobble Smash
Colonialism"
Amazing Grace,"Will always be
My solemn praise
For it was grace
That brought me through
I’ll never know
Why Jesus came
To love me so
He looked beyond
All my faults
And saw my needs
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you"
i don't know what i'm doing,"i don't know who i am
oh
i'm on a mountain with no bottom
i'm part spring and part autumn
wave your reasons if you got 'em
oh
one claw reaching for the sun and stars and
one claw reaching for a lover's hand
there's so much i don't understand
oh
losing sometimes feels like winning
doing good can feel like sinning
if she feels bad, why's she grinning
oh"
"Panic attacks, she can’t relax","She’s taking all the drugs
I’m leaving tea around the house
In all these half drunk mugs
The hair on my head is getting thinner
And whiter by the day
But still somehow I’m happy sometimes
Do I deserve to feel that way?
Sun today and 60 high
It’s snow tomorrow though
That’s just how it is in April
I take it blow by blow
The birds are gonna be so confused
They all came back too soon
Or maybe like me they’re used to it
From March all the way to June
If I could see the future I’d jump
But I can’t so I sit still
I try my best to not make a mess
Staring at my phone until
She brings me back into myself
Sometimes against my will
I can’t tell if I’m good or not
Will I ever be able to tell?
It’s crazy just how lucky I am
To have everything I do
Born this way and with something to say
And I was always given the room
To make the most of what I’ve got
Though I haven’t always done it
I don’t want to look back at my life
And think oh yeah I won it"
The weight of the country is on your neck,"What did you expect, what did you expect
Better crawl out from under the rock
Where you’ve been hiding, too afraid to talk
You’ve got to give in to the moment now
There’s too much time gone passed
If you’d like I can show you how
It’s so easy to get started
Just stand up
Feel what you feel
Let it all out
And turn that big wheel
Every day is another chance
To do another little dance"
martyr on the pyre and fire on the river,"the muggy sweat of nothingness makes me swoon and shiver
trendy glasses in their frames the better to see you acting
lying through your teeth all while swearing that your facting
don't be fooled by pools of mercurian misdirection
Herculean effort leads to broken down by section
so on the way out doors unholy drop your trousers there
let yourself breathe just gently wiggling in the air
never offing day another sister brother sitting
in a body broken betting on the numbers quitting
holding out the hope that hope can still hold fear to vanquish
left in toil and boiling hell a pot of tea relinquished
extinguished by the thunder clap the doom that's spelled so clearly
the loss of innocence and dancing and hugs you held so dearly
roads you'll never travel down again like mist remystifying
a planet torn in half and born again before it's dying"
He put his dick in a pigs mouth,"And he wiggled it around
And now he’s the Prime Minister
Ain’t that some shit
If we knew half the stuff
Most politicians are hiding
We’d all feel better about ourselves
Our secrets would seem less weird
Fuck Scott Walker
And fuck the Koch Brothers
I’m glad that he’s gonna be gone
Maybe he’ll go to England
And he’ll get it on
With a Prime Minister"
Take this body weak and human,"Make it strong but still leave room inside
My heart for worlds to grow
Where there was no mountain there before
There will be
Will be a mountain
In my heart
In my heart
(Take take my body)
Take this body
(Take take my body)
And replace it
(Take take my body)
With your body
(Take take, take take)
(Take take my body)
Take this body
(Take take my body)
And replace it
(Take take my body)
With your body
(Take take, take take)
Take this body old and broken
Replace the parts that never woke and
Sleep until they need to be woken up
Up up plea
There will be
They will be the mountain
In my heart
In my heart
(Take take my body)
Take this body
(Take take my body)
And replace it
(Take take my body)
With your body
(Take take, take take)
(Take take my body)
Take this body
(Take take my body)
And replace it
(Take take my body)
With your body
(Take take, take take)
(Take take my body)
Take this body
(Take take my body)
And replace it
(Take take my body)
With your body
(Take take, take take)
(Take take my body)
Take this body
(Take take my body)
And replace it
(Take take my body)
With your body
(Take take, take take)
Take take my body
Take take my body
Take take my body
Take take, take take
Take take my body
Take take my body
Take take my body
Take take, take take
Take take my body
Just take this body
Take take my body
Take this body
Take take my body
Take take take
Take take my body
Just take my body
Take take my body
And replace it
Take take my body
Just take my body
Take take, take take"
When,"I was growing up in the country spring was my favorite season
It was my birthday and it smelled good
Those were the two main reasons
And now that
I live in the city now that
I live in the car concrete
Now they'll live in the city
It's fall fall fall
Everybody is wearing more layers and normally
I wouldn't like that
There's a chill in the air and
I gotta put on my sweatshirt
Everybody is kind of shivering
Cause they're used to the over overwhelming heat
They got big old wool socks on their feet
But fall is my favorite city season
Fall is my favorite city season
Fall is my favorite city season
Oh yeah
Fall is my favorite city season
Fall is my favorite city season
Fall is my favorite city season
Oh yeah oh yeah"
Imagine a president,"Who instead of barring the press
Would think about tackling it
The monopoly corporate mess
6 corporations
Control 90 percent
Of all the media
That’s a real problem
And we need a free press
Free from the government
Free from corporations
It should be citizen led
But for now
Stand with institutions
Who hold him accountable
Even giant corporations
Even though
NBC nurtured him
CNN coddled him
We all created him
This is our fight
There are many fronts
When the hammer comes down
We respond at once
It’s in all of our interests
To come together as one
And stand up to
His fascism
And so I stand
With CNN
And the NYTimes
I stand with Politico
Against the president’s crimes"
"I'm here in bogota. Bogota,","Colombia. 8,000 miles above the sea. So
high up. I'm
so easy. I'm
so easy. I can't breath. I'm
so easy, I feel hungry. I am here
in Bogota,
Bogota, Columbia.
I took a taxi from the airport to
the hotel that I went to DEVCON
to do a sound check. To
do a sound. Had
to climb up a bunch of stairs, and
I'm wheezing all around. I'm
wheezing (Breaths) I'm
wheezing (Breaths) I'm
wheezing (Breaths) and I can't breathe."
I’ve got to work,"You’ve got to work
So sisyphean
Heavy on the work
Nothing more American
All we do is work
Compete and you could win
And win
Just work
 You don’t work
You don’t eat
You stand still
There’s no money
If someone works
40 hours a week
The story goes they
Shouldn’t be
hungry
Dignity belongs
To an honest days labor
Johnny 5 will take your job
Sooner or later
Nose to the grindstone
Pray at the alter
The puritans built
On the bones
Who are you
But what you do
You’ve got no worth
Beyond your work
You don’t deserve
place on earth
If you don’t work
Prove to the world
That you’re worth a damn
Work even if you’re on
Vacation
Even better post about it
On Instagram
The puratins would be proud"
"Try something new, she said","Why we got to always play it safe
The deep unknown scares me to death
But I put myself aside and went anyway
San Louis Obisbo summer day
Seagulls flying all about
Somehow we were in the feeding lane
Before we knew it, inside out and upside down
Inside the mouth of the whale, didn’t know where I was
Stern to tail, the world a hazy fuzz
Then as fast as it began, we popped right up again
That’s the last time we go r   kayaking, oh yeah r"
I believe that the end is near I,"believe that we can't stay here One
way or another we gotta find a way
Every generation thinks that the planet is gonna
sink down and so far they've all been
wr we gotta find a way I'm
done with the old rat race I'm
done chasing money Chase
I'm gonna put it all down we got
to find a way we got to find
a way"
"You don’t have a mother, you don’t have","a father You
are a clone, it’s like you are your
own brother It’s
Father’s Day,
but I’d
like to say Happy
Asexual Reproduction
Day Happy
Asexual Reproduction
Day Happy
Asexual Reproduction
Day Happy
Asexual Reproduction
Day Maybe
you’re some bacteria living in the bottom of
a lake with all your friends You
eat stuff down there, you decompose it for
us You’ve
got close relative upshore in the forest It’s
Father’s Day,
but I’d
like to say Happy
Asexual Reproduction
Day Happy
Asexual Reproduction
Day Happy
Asexual Reproduction
Day Happy
Asexual Reproduction
Day Or
you’re Kentucky
Bluegrass growing in lawns across America
Doing your applemixes Lots
of blackberries, that yummy fruity treat You’ve
got no parents and you’re so fun to
eat It’s
Father’s Day,
but I’d
like to say Happy
Asexual Reproduction
Day Happy
Asexual Reproduction
Day Happy
Asexual Reproduction
Day Happy
Asexual Reproduction
Day"
She says she,"Does not deserve this
I may be the one
Who lacks the self-esteem
To wake and dream
And to make it mean
Everything
I wear my heart on my sleeve
It can't be any other way
Stop thinking that way
Can't stop myself from thinking that way
She keeps her heart in a cage
Locked away
I say stop thinking that way
What are we doing thinking that way?
She says she
Is such a loser
I think maybe
She's making fun of me
'Cause it's how I see
Usually
Everything
And the spring approaches
Faster ever faster
We've got to drop these torches
And let go of disaster
She says she
Loves me so
And I'm feeling it deep
In the way she moves
She cuts right through
Her soul is huge"
Help me Obi Wan Kenobi,"You're my only hope
I'm sneaking out the window
And I've run out of rope
Help me Ben Kanobi
I'm falling down a well
And the hands that touch
Are just too much
I'm under some voodoo spell
The moons of tatooine
Are guiding my way home
But I lost my footing
And I'm sick of putting
Myself into the unknown
I say screw the Empire
Let them kill and come
If they try to blast
I'll run real fast
To you old Obi Wan
Somewhere stars are shining
Down the corridors of time
place I could call home again
home I'd recognize
Far far away from here
In a future distant land
The light has already traveled
And the future's already planned
Help me Obi Wan Kenobi
You're my only hope
I'm not equipped
To deal with this
In both size and scope
Don't leave me to assassins
Don't leave me to the Hutt
Help me Ben Kanbobi
Help me or I don't know what"
Why’s my heart beating so fast,"Why’s my skin feel like it’s made of glass
Why do I just want to take a nap
anxiety
My wife says I should go get it checked out
Take drugs or something to work it out
I’m not opposed to that but i’m filled with doubt
anxiety
loss of perspective
So I can’t see
My prime directive
Right in front of me
And every day the bulls start runnin’
Fore I open my eyes and see the sun come sunning’
Through
Oh jeez
Paralyzed by a creeping dread
Too many thoughts rolling round my head
Distract myself before it spreads
Anxiety
Look up from my phone and the day is gone
And I’m no closer to the path i’m on
The road goes out endlessly out beyond
Anxiety
It’s a little dark hole in the pit of your gut
tight chest, totally shut
What else could that be but
Anxiety
Living in the future and I know now
To live in the past but  never right now
And who would I be without
Anxiety"
So many parents,"Named their kids Matt
So many parents
Just went with that
There are many Matts
Some small and some grand
But this Matt here
Has a cyborg hand
There are many matts
But through the magic of NFTs
This Matt can be yours
Yeah you can own your very own piece"
It’s quite well,"Documented
Put your music up for streaming
And it pays shit
Middle men whittle down again
story old as time
The money that by all rights is yours
Flows to the top and man that hurts
You can complain
Take up the cause
Boycott and shame them
Try to change the laws
But when you want something done
Just right
Then you know it’s up to you
Fuck you pay me that’s my mood
I’m tired of it and i’m lookin at choon
I’m looking at Choon
Cuz I want to get paid
It’s well past noon
In this sad parade
Choon’s how you say tune if you’re British
Stream your  music make money with it
So I’m looking at Choon
Please forgive
Me i’m a musician
Who needs money to live"
and nothing rhymes with purple,"and if i'm not careful i might explode
i'm faded around the edges
come on trim the hedges
santa in his sledges coming down the road
masterpiece
peace to the master
masterpiece
mitigate my disaster
rooms are for living
mistakes for forgiving
graves are for digging all the way to china
feet are for dancing
eyes are for glancing
pants are for pantsing without even trying to
get relief
in charming window display
masterpiece
who are you anyway
whoa, whoa
the games we are playing
hear the sleigh bells slaying
what were you saying about christmas cheer?
jesus rhymes with purple
jesus rhymes so well
put him in a van and get him out of here"
I think I'll,"just sit down and stare at the wall
Winter spring summer and fall oh no I
forgot what it took to make yourself into
something you'll love I think I'll
be okay in a bit the big time
didn't hit me just yet oh no I
forgot what it took to be something that's
how I got here It's
a roundabout way that's how I got here
Amen One
time all the answers were mine One
time I knew I was fine But
I was more than fine I took it
upon myself to be older than I was
oh don't you just levitate Rest
don't stuff it in your face my dear
that's what we call ice frozen that's what
I'm doing here Teach
you all the things that you gotta know
that's what I am do in here to
hear you sing my song it makes it
go oh oh it makes me know it
makes me know I went down for a
run Put
on Let
it be that son of a gun A
gun More
happiness oh don't you know I'm
making it up as I go along Nothing
ever really makes any sense I'll
give you recompense I say if you looked
up that word how many times that I
said it in a song it would be
quite you because guess what I'm
doing here Trying
to make it clear Trying
to clear a path for you my dear
for you for you for you for you
for you for you for you and for"
You went missing in the night,"You took your t shirt and your mouth guard
Down the looking glass I fell
And when I fell I fell so hard
I found your footsteps next to mine
Circles of angles and singularities
Lost in time
You went missing in the night
Folding shadows around your sheets
I mistook the bookshelf for a carnivore
And I got paper cuts on my feet
I said, “Where are you?”
The blood dripping on the floor
single worthers originals
Had to nourish me for 8 days or more
You went missing in the night
And I really should have just gone back to sleep
The walls were dunking Oreos
As if Santa were here counting sheep
But not yet, it’s not quite time
For tinseltown in our hearts
And I’m not sure if you’ll be around
To see if and that’s the strangest part"
Koozo,"Koozo
Well he lives down in the sewer
With prehistoric alligators
And his mesh shorts with no underwear
Like a more naked Darth Vader
He’s coming for you
You’ve got nowhere to go
He’s gonna get you
Koozo
He has you in his headlight
Will you be too scared to speak?
He focuses on the small
The pitiful and weak
He’ll try to lure you out, but don’t go
He’s gonna get you
Koozo
Koozo
Some kind of maniac
Koozo
Give people a heart attack
Koozo
You don’t wanna play his game
Koozo
You’ll never guess his name
Koozo
Koozo
Playing hide and seek
Well he always disappears
Even the adults
Well they look at him with fear
It’s like he knows something you don’t know
He’s gonna get you
Koozo
He can climb a telephone pole
As if it were a ladder
When you hear that moped coming
Best released your bladder
You should be as light as possible
Or else you’ll be too slow
He’s gonna getcha
Koozo
Koozo
Some kind of maniac
Koozo
Give people a heart attack
Koozo
Don’t wanna play his game
Koozo
You’ll never guess his name
Koozo
Koozo
Koozo
Koozo
Koozo"
Your toaster and your lightbulbs,"And the art that hangs on your wall
They're connected to the internet
But it's not strange at all
The shift has been happening
With more flexible manufacturing
Innovation coming faster we
Are now living in the internet of things
Meanwhile all these products
Are collecting data
That can be mined and leveraged
In a thousands different ways yeah
But then look at the Sony hack
That data needs protecting
Privacy and security
Are two of the most important things
Tell me who, who, who
Will help you navigate
With exploration and debate
Of this changing landscape
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Digital trends and forward thinking businesses
Trailblazing technologies that will shape the year ahead
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Crowd sourcing
3D printing
Augmented reality
Quantified self
Autonomous systems
Sensors
And wearables
Welcome to the D!conomy
Doesn't happen incrementally
It's disruptive technology"
And had a nice little home in the burbs,"Though the burden that he carried
Was as frightening as it was absurd
No one knew that he was a hippopotamus
He disguised himself
He’d go into work every day fooling a lot of us
He disguised himself too well
Steve got promotions
Soon he was a CEO
The board filed motions
He watched his bank account grow
Steve felt less and less and less autonomous
Instincts boiled low
To hid the fact that he was a hippopotamus
He started to drink merlot
One night drunk at the holiday party
Steve got a little scary
Grey skin, big mouth, and sharp sharp teeth
Steve ate his secretary x2
Steve got fired
And he felt the pressure melt away
As income was required
He started plowing driveways
Now Steve doesn’t hide his hippopotamus
He’s proud now, by and by
Hiding the truth of yourself can be bottomless
Steve lets his colors fly x2
Colors fly"
Tomorrow’s thanksgiving,"It’s cold and it’s raining
I’m not complaining
Who am I kidding?
Of course I’m complaining
I’m an American Jew
That’s just what we do
My Jewness is rooted
In a certain attitude it’s
All bagels
and food
My grandpa was a communist
Back in 1952
That’s just what we do
So much fear and anger
The world’s rearranging
We were the stranger
Once
Be kind to the stranger
They’re just like you
That’s what what we do
Tomrrow’s thanksgiving
Certain topics verboten
Keeping peace
Is more important
My stomach hurts
I have to go poop
That’s just what we do"
If you don’t mind,"I’d like to take my time
I’m standing on the line right between
The hard place and the rock
The time travel and the clock
With a bottle and sock of jelly beans
Pick any flavor you like
While I survey my life
Shining that light in every nook
Behind the old bookcase
And all the unused space
I’m looking every place that I can look
Before I make
Any kind of decision
I’ve got to take
All the time that I was given
So give me a break
For goodness sake
I’m in the middle of a lake and I’ve got
rowboat but no fish
bulb but no light switch
And one wish to be something that I’m not
So if you’ve seen my heart
Somewhere out in the dark
Could we please just start to put it back
Oedipus and King Lear
Made choices based in fear
So I hope ydou will hear me when I tell you that"
Jet lag be lagging me be sagging me,"down Jet
lag be lagging me dragging me down I
don't got nothing left to give with a
jet lag I don't want to live I
just wanna die from the jet lag in
the sky Just
wanna go into a cocoon don't wanna wake
up too soon cause I got jet lag
in my eye jet lag in my brain
jet lag in my eye jet lag in
my sane Jet
lag in my hair jet lag on my
all this jet lag meaning to do do
me harm Jet
lag be jaggin me dragging me around jet
lag be lagging me sagging me down I
gotta go to sleep but I got more
to do I gotta go to sleep I
don't know about you but the jet lag
is bad this jet lag is bad this
jet lag is bad this jet lag is
bad"
Same thing we always do. Are,"we gonna take Are
we gonna choose? Are
we gonna sing? Are
we gonna sing? Like
I don't know about you, but I'm
sick of I don't want to be hungry.
I don't want to open tors in the
mouth or in the chest? Open
the chest all in the chest or in
the chest or in the chest? I don't
know, I don't know, I don't know, I
don't know, I don't I don't know. I
don't sa."
You came here expecting absolution,"Which I can’t give
You came here looking for a revolution
But you don’t know what it is
You came here
Looking for some place to lay down
But I have no beds
You came here looking for someone to play with
But you can’t get out of your head
You came here
Wanting everything
But there’s nothing left
You came here
With good times you’re remembering
But you’re running out of breath"
Police took students off their buses,"Corralled them like a bunch of sheep
Didn’t tell them what was going on
Detained them when they tried to leave
High school students kept from going
Home and before you know it
The police looking so intimidating
Rocks were thrown it’s not surprising
The mayor calls the students thugs
It’s a state of emergency curfew
What caused this, what instigated?
The answer is quite simply you
You cops that murder children
You mayors that cover up
You media that plays the game
Where windows matter more than blood
Snatched in a humvee off the street
CNN caught it on TV
But they’re so busy navel gazing
They didn’t see what was horrifying amazing
The humvee perfectly placed to block
And the commentator just continued to talk
The blowhards blowing their horns they squawk
While the people do what they can"
They can’t do it on their own,"Michaela, the wolves are calling
Please won’t you pick up your phone?
The wolves are calling and they wanna go home
Say, owwoooooo
Owooooooooo"
Silence speaks violence the night the sunshine speaks,"volumes all right There's
a hurricane headed for the northeast and I
don't know if we're gonna make it out
alive if we're gonna make it out alive
if we're gon make it out Texas
roadhouse across the street has a line of
people just waiting to meet and if there's
a hurricane heading for us I don't know
if you know this forest but we're we
gonna make it I don't know if we're
gon make it I don't know if we're
gonna make it out of life out of
life out of life out of love out
of love there's an I heart and the
h just like cause people don't wanna work
oh the son of a gun again but
there's a hurricane a hurricane and it's coming
fast it's coming fast I don't know if
we're gonna make it out alive I said
are we gonna make it out alive Making
love get out loud come"
Way way back in 2009,"I had just started writing a song a day
I needed some place to put these songs of mine
There were lots of options but they sucked
Til I found band camp
And I was in heaven
365 songs that year I wrote
And I uploaded every single one
Accidentally their servers I broke
Defender in the stats it was so much fun
Oh I loved band camp
And I was in heaven
Now I’ve been writing a song a day for almost 16 years
And just yesterday the news confirmed all our fears
Bandcamp is dead - killed by corporate greed
Bandcamp is dead - may it rest in peace
An editorial voice curious and unafraid
People who loved music more than anything
mighty rare oasis to find nowadays
Pour one out and everybody sing
We loved band camp
We were in heaven r"
Well well I may not be the smartest,"and I may not be the best well
May not finish every book or complete every
quest My
ideas may not resonate My
feelings may not be so deep I may
not draw conclusions from heroic mental leaps well
I'm not the second coming or the third
or fourth or fifth I'm
not even in the top hundred this story
is not myth I'm
not made of anything but goo and bones
There are no secrets that I keep and
I don't dream of anything special in the
daytime or asleep well I'm
not looking oh well these are a few
of the things I'm
not these are a few of the things
I don't these are few of the things
I'm not these are few of the things
I don't But
I'm not looking to change the world I'm
not sure I could I'm
not honest with people all the time and
I'm not always good well I'm
not always singing on key I'm
not confident note for note and I don't
always participate and I don't always vote well
I'm not helping every day I'm
not so unfettered I'm
not fighting on the side of justice I'm
not making it better But
I don't reach out and love all day
I don't smile at every passerby and I'm
not in the moment with the here and
now not buying by these are a few
of the things I'm
not these are a few of the things
I don't these are a few of the
things I'm
not these are a few of the things
I don't But
I'm not picking up garbage But
I'm not cleaning up halls But
I'm not running a business and I'm
not answering calls well I'm
not making goods to sell and I'm
not rich and I'm
not poor and there are thoughts that I
don't have sometimes and they're so hard to
ignore well I may not be an athlete
well I may not be a scholar I
didn't grow up in a city so big
or down in Butcher
Holler well I don't know anything but me
I may not write universally My
name's not written in the clouds or on
the big marquee but these are a few
of the things I'm
not these are a few of the things
I don't these are a few of the
things I'm
not these are a few of the things
I don't"
When we met you told me to always,"wipe front to back. You
gave me a naked Barbie
when I turned 8 I'll
never forget. You
told me that in Vegas
the slot machines were vomiting. Because
you were on acid. It
was the first time that we met. When
Marc and I got married you came to
breakfast naked. When
I was a little boy you dressed up
like a clown. When
I was 6 years old, you turned me
on to weed. It's
always a party when Natasha
comes to town. When
Natasha comes to town. When
Natasha comes to town. Our
hearts go boom boom boom. And
we're glad she came around. We
love you because you're different. For
all the wild things you do. We
love you with all our hearts. We
love you because you're you. You
came to a party and told everyone you
were an alien from outer space. You
danced barefoot in the grass at a stately
Mozart concert at Shelburne
Farms but you weren't out of place. You
came running into the men's locker room in
your underwear when Marc
was there. When
Natasha comes to town life is never dull
and so we offer up this prayer. When
Natasha comes to town. When
Natasha comes to town. Our
hearts go boom boom boom. And
we're glad she came around. We
love you because you're different. For
all the wild things you do. We
love you with all our hearts. We
love you because you're you."
How do I let you see me,"Through the smoke and all the noise
I’ve got this firehose
And I can’t turn it off
I’m faster than all the other boys
I need to see all your faces
Telling me I’m gonna be OK
But then I retreat
Back to my hotel room
I’m overwhelmed I’ve got to get away
And I’m ashamed of what I want sometimes
So I hide it from myself
And then I’m surprised when I don’t get it
I don’t know who I even am sometimes
I need to keep singing so I don’t forget it
I am just like my grandma
I give advice that I don’t take myself
I want to be the center
But when the center doesn’t hold
Then I’m looking for a way out
She always said she wasn’t afraid of death
And I think I only half believed her
She said she wasn’t lonely
And I couldn’t see how that could be be
So many in her live would love and leave her"
The brain named itself,"The brain named itself
Just some chemicals
And electricity
Just some oxygen,
carbon and a few other things
The brain thinks about itself
The brain thinks about itself
How does it do that
We don’t entirely know
Is it me that’s doing it
Or is it something else
The brain named itself
The brain named itself
The brain, the brain
The brain is just a series of tubes
Like the internet, it’s just a series of tubes
There’s a reaching out
connection
There’s pattern
Recognition
Oh your brain sits inside your skull
It’s very dark in there, protected in your skull
It knows what light is
Through your eyes
And the back of your brain
Is where the lizard lies"
I got that fall time sick My,"head is three feet thick My
ears are in the clouds I'm
an abominable snotman now don't pull the rock
out from underneath me Cause
I just fall away And
all the horses pull me to their ever
changing feel I feel okay I got that
full time snot And
it's filling up the pot I'm
ready to lie right down I'm
in a ball but a B
that's no man Now
I saw the Legos
and they look just like me I saw
the Lincoln
no Out
on the beach in the sea and nobody
took them When
they went with downstairs back and the Transformers
turned and said beware Found
out that fall time Yuck
Oh now what the No
Covid at least yet Doesn't
seem like it from the test that I
took this morning"
I know a penis when I see one,"That’s not a space ship, not at all
That’s a tool for delivering semen
That’s a great big cock and balls
You can’t convince me
That Jeff’s not just horny AF
Would plow that rod into the sky
  til he had no fuel left
You can’t convince me
That he didn’t get rock hard
Sitting inside that cock and
Shooting his load to the stars
He’s thirsty for busting unions
He’s horny for hoarding wealth
He’s hot for really believing
He deserves it all, he did it all himself
You can’t convince me
That when he did that cosmic dance
He looked down upon us all
And jizzed into his space suit pants"
Now that I've sat with my wife through the process,"Of 36 hours in labor
And the struggle and triumph and tunnel that lights up
And the strength that she has inside her
And the patience and the fear
The frustration and the tears
And the joy beyond anything mortal
And that final push with the blood that comes gushing
And the baby that comes out all perfect
I can finally safely say
Because before I'm not sure
I truly appreciated
I can finally truly say
Happy Mother's Day"
Been working on what to say,"I get down on my knees and pray
For just a couple of lines of code
That’ll make her feelings grow
Make it so she know my name
And she like to play video games
Mario 3 FTW
(One two three four)
She may be virtual
(Eyes shut, lips sealed)
But she feels real"
I can't find my mojo I'm,"too anxious for that Cause
everything feels out of whack like there is
no going back I can't find my mojo
It's no joke at all Cause
I just sit here every day Staring
at my screens Staring
at my screens not knowing what to write
about I got no mojo left I got
no mojo Mojo
Got no silly mojo that's how it goes
Sometimes it's up and you feel inspired Then
you're down You
in the dole drums the mo no mo
no mo jo drums the no mojo dole
drums I'm
in the no mojo I'm
in the no mojo do drums no mo
jo doz that's what I'm
in the no mo do drums that's what
I'm in the no mojo do drums is
what I'm
in the no modo do drums that's what
I'm in That's
what I'm
in That's
what I mean that's what I mean that's
what I mean no more jo jo gums
in my brain I can't think of another
thing to say Can't
get out of my way can't get out
of my brain Isn't
no mojo do drum no mo do no
mojo do drum no mojo do drum no
mojo do drum no mojo do drum"
"Come down off of the cross, babe","And let’s get busy
I want to boogie with you
No more night clubs
No more sweet surprises
I want to boogie with you
Show me how you do it
And we’ll do it again
Show me how you do it
And we’ll do it again
Elephants and shooting stars
And boys on trains and girls in bars
Hope on wheels tranny fags
Oil gush and plastic bags
Sally's singing for her daily bread
Fred's only thinking about Fred
Jerry got caught under a bus
No one will remember any of us
Put down your computer
And let’s get busy
I want to boogie with you
I am from the future
So let’s get busy
I want to boogie with you
Show me how you do it
And we’ll do it again
Show me how you do it
And we’ll do it again
Elephants and shooting stars
And boys on trains and girls in bars
Hope on wheels tranny fags
Oil gush and plastic bags
Sally's singing for her daily bread
Fred's only thinking about Fred
Jerry got caught under a bus
No one will remember any of us
Stop pretending you work at
American Apparel
I want to boogie with you
You don’t have anything
To be afraid of
I want to boogie with you
I want to boogie with you
Like Lou Reed
I want to boogie with you
Like Lou Reed
Elephants and shooting stars
And boys on trains and girls in bars
Hope on wheels tranny fags
Oil gush and plastic bags
Sally's singing for her daily bread
Fred's only thinking about Fred
Jerry got caught under a bus
No one will remember any of us
No one will remember any of us
No one will remember any of us
No one will remember any of us"
Oh I been locked inside,"Tethered to my anxious mind
Try as I might I cannot find
safe thought to think
Play ground is all shut down
Rancid Jersey City still smells
Layer of trash still on the ground
Sky still turns pink
Go to the grocery store
Stay six feet apart or more
They tell me that this is war
Empty shelves and roads
One month or maybe a year
Two or three we could be here
Just shoot me in the atmosphere
I’m ready to go"
Happy birthday,"Jupiter
I love you
I'm working on a video
It'll be done tomorrow
Done tomorrow"
Everyday I do the very same thing,"I get up and I sing, sing sing
Brush my teeth, rinse my mouth
It's all worth singing about
Everyday I jump out this plane
Till nothing but the melody remains
I follow it up, I follow it down
My heart goes (pound pound pound)
Everyday I got an other idea
Every moment's just a little more clear
I'm inside the stampede
And I go wherever it leads
And you can find me all day long
Right here
I'll write another song for you
Cuz that's what I do
And I believe in this everyday
Everybody's got something
Everybody's gonna go the same way
In the end you take nothing
And I will sing until I'm all out of breath
And the color of the sun is a dark, dark red
And the governments will fall
And we'll sing until it hurts
And we'll ring forever through the universe"
Her favorite color is purple,"Her favorite flower is daphne
She’s a big time feminist
And she loves to read
She’s been all over the world
Except for Berlin
Sad face
She’s Whitney, Whitney, Whitney, Whitney, Whitney
Drinking PBR
Cuddling with Boo and Poppy
Watching British detective shows
Playing Lego Star Wars with Jesse
They moved into a house
And are excited to start their life
Jesse and Whitney, Whitney, Whitney, Whitney, Whitney
Flying to NY and seeing Hedwig on Broadway
Riding Segways on the National Mall
Being the only ones on the ET ride
I think that the Crab Hat says it all
They moved out of an apartment
It was very tiny teeny
She wants to help people
Especially women who need it
She loves Lil Bub and Grumpy Cat
Harry Potter and Maria Bamford"
Sing ridge glove,"Solar ticket donkey opinion void
Wise upgrade idea lend
father shiver divide
hedgehog fashion protect napkin
render report
shuffle pipe control
table diary party
fat job illness clump
helmet target symbol place bronze
exclude radar
universe island universe text wonder news
tortoise time unable champion
photo mushroom merry kiss
jelly casual swear judge
old ketchup hat modify
doll join salad screen
gossip swamp ahead wash
ostrich pistol digital outside
home purchase seat crop
dragon actor can push
jelly property guilt decide
frost never cat agree
heart trip apology
 rather drip found text wine"
Brief senators and congressmen,"On foreign interference
Declare national security emergency
Foreign influence and control
Of electronic voting systems
Declare electronic voting in all states invalid
Treason, oh tis the season, oh
For treason oh, yeah
No one will be held accountable
Cuz everything sucks
And nothing works
I am lost in the tangled web
Of my own emotions
And I see no way out
I stop and try to hear
My own heart beating
But the screaming is the only sound"
Craig Wright is not Satoshi x6,"If he were Satoshi
He could prove it easy
By signing a simple message
But he won’t. Because he can’t.
Craig Wright is not Satoshi
Craig Wright is not Satoshi
Just because he has the handle
Doesn’t mean that he’s Satoshi
He’s just some Australian guy
Who’s probably gonna sue me but
Craig Wright is not Satoshi
Craig Wright is not Satoshi"
It’s relentless,"The reality that’s broken
It’s a big mess
test of how the heart can open
When I just wants to stay closed
Pick up
All the little pieces
Big love
And your tiny little secrets
We suss out the truth with our nose
I’m not willing to die
For my country on up high
So if that’s what you’ve got in mind
Then take a step back
The whole world has gone crazy
From afar it’d be amazing
But to be living in the middle of it
Makes me want to cry
Fractured
We took a wrong turn
The absurd
Around every corner
No safe word can save us from ourselves
Tell me
How can I prepare
For the hell we
Seem to be going where
We can smell the rotting flesh that we sell"
You don't know im here but I'm,"visible at night I get a little closer
with each revolution And
a restraining order is just a stop gap
solution Because
i'm on the wind that's blowing outside your
door I'm
in the light that's glowing from that candle
on the floor Im
in the water flowing as you draw a
bath I'm
a hurricane a coming and your the aftermath
Hear my satellite beeping As
the moon comes creeping overhead As
I watch you sleeping My
feelings deepen I wish I could be steeped
in your bed But
you don't know that I exist And
I'm doomed to float around you like this
man desires love and he hates to be
alone He
wants to love before his heart has turned
to stone Elves
are dancing and singing in his head In
a fantastic wedding with dwarves baking bread Somewhere
there's someone looking in on you He
may not look like much but his heart
is strong and true Mistakes
have been made, paths have diverged And
he's ready to talk to you with just
a bit more courage"
Step out into the sun so I can,"see you Step
out into the sun so we can finally
settle the bet You
had my back when I thought the world
was caving in You
carried me across the desert You
threw your lot in with mine And
when I needed someone to face the demons
You've been there every time Every
god damn time Step
out into the sun so it can touch
you Step
out into the sun and we will settle
up our debt There's
not a day goes by that I don't
think of what you did And
I cry for the decisions That
you had to make Every
single one closed infinite doors We
are free to make mistakes We
are free to make mistakes And
the sun bloomed in the sky Presiding
over an empty earth Millennia
go by And
we're just dust and dirt We
are hard wired asking why But
the sun asked it first Someday
we'll all die of thirst Step
out into the sun for old time's sake
Step out into the sun so that we
might forget I followed all the rules and
now I'm
finally getting born And
you crafted me a skipper And
sent me on my way I was too
young to understand at the time I didn't
know what to say I didn't know what
to say"
My birthday was last week,"Now I’m 42 years old
Smack dab in the middle of middle age
If we’re talking statistically
I have a little less than half to go
But then of course I could die any day
My birthday was last week
It’s on the same day every year
In some distant universe that might no be the case
In this other universe
Space is really weird
And time well time is kind of all over the place
I could die any day
Time is all over the place
My head is spinning, I can’t see straight
Time is all over the place
My birthday was last week
I made myself a cake
My kids sang happy birthday to me
My wife and I don’t really
Make a big deal all
No gifts or anything, and no party
My birthday was last week
We did have birthday sex
But we still do it most weeks anyway
Every other long term
Relationship I’ve had
Has turned sexless
But 11 years together and it’s still great"
Big slug,"In the middle of the road
Big slug
Sluggin’ along slow
Big slug
Size of my foot
Big slug
Never stay put
Big slug
Sparkle in the sun
Big slug
He’s all on the run
Big slug
Antennae out
Big slug
Moving all about
Big slug
Wanna be like you
Big slug
Big as my shoe
Go real slow
Not know where I’m crawlin’
I wanna be a Gastropod Mollusc
I wanna be, be a Gastropod Mollusc"
Freedom is overrated,"Tell me are you really free?
Think of what you really want to be doing
And look around you to see
Are you under appreciated?
Are you running out of time?
Are the minutes and days going by in a haze
Are you going out of your mind?
It's not freedom we need
It's compassion
For the gifts we've been given
And the lives we are living
That's how you're really free
Cynics are tweeting nonsense
Waiting for the singularity
And you could find yourself like them
It would be so easy
But if you hold on to what makes you human
And let go of all the noise
Keeping you stuck and shit out of luck"
"Put it in a pocket, put it on hold","Throw it in the slammer, hit it with a hammer
Dress it up two ways, put pajamas out
I was only
I was only kidding
I was only
I was only kidding
Roll another rock up another hill
Break another leg that won’t sit still
Don’t want to play golf in a three-piece suit
An original, no substitute
I was only
I was only kidding
I was only
I was only kidding
If I was going to break I’d break in the middle
If I was going to change, wouldn’t be so little
On the old marquee there’s a recipe
For Mulligan stew made of you and me
I was only
I was only kidding
I was only
I was only kidding
In the palace at dusk the queen’s alone
The king comes in, his back’s been throne
The prince is tired, the jester’s wild
The treasury doesn’t have the gold required
I was only
I was only kidding
I was only
I was only kidding
On judgment day I’ll go on home
Everyone alive and dead and gone
It doesn’t matter if you say what you believe
We’ve all been granted one reprieve
I was only
I was only kidding
I was only
I was only kidding
I was only
I was kidding"
I chase down,"The parts of me I want to kill
I put them in a bag
And take them to the top of the hill
I dig a deep hole
And throw them into it
I go back home
But those parts of me are on my front porch
So I knock them out
And put them in my trunk
I drive to the coast
Get gear for spelunking
I dive down deep
And tie them to a coral reef
I go back home
But those parts of me are in the kitchen
Don't try to kill your shadow
Don't throw him out the window
You can't kill your shadow
He's part of who you are
I go inside my house
I get the gasoline
I burn my house down
And all those parts of me
I move to Hawaii
I check into the hotel
I go up to my room
And those parts of me are in the bathroom
I get a duffel bag
The parts of me are squriming
I hike to the volcano
The heat's enormous burning
I pray to the gods
So present on the island
I stare into the red
Those parts of me just stare right back
Don't try to kill your shadow
Don't throw him out the window
You can't kill your shadow
He's part of who you are
I say hey to my shadow
Invite him in for tea
I let him explain himself
And he let's me be me"
You say social justice warrior,"With vitriol and disdain
As if that is a bad thing
You want things to remain
Just the way they are
But fuck yes, I’m a social justice warrior
I’ll take that label proudly
Hands up I’ll sing it loudly
You can spit and snarl but you’ll just be
sad pathetic man
Little boy throwing a tantrum
Little boy doesn’t want change
Little boy in his internet bubble
Never felt nothin but impotent rage
oooooooo
oooooooo
We need  social justice warriors
We need a social justice wizard
social justice paladin
We’ll go out hunting assholes
For the experience points
Every time you threaten one of us
You only make us stronger
We absorb your anger
And turn it into justice
Little boy thinks he’s Han Solo
Little boy’s just a storm trooper
Little boy’s got a lot of opinions
And internet friends who all concur
You think you’re in the minority
But I think you’re a terrorist
When you dox and call it justice
When someone else’s business
Becomes your personal hate quest
When you’re making death threats
When you’re making rape threats
I’m just saying fuck yes	
I’m a social justice warrior
Bah da bah bah da FUCK"
I've got to fucking do my song,"I got to fucking do my song
I've got to fucking do my song
God damn song
God damn fucking song
God damn fucking song
God damn fucking song
I've got to do my
God damn fucking song
Fucking song
Fucking song"
Sasha loves coffee,"Keri loves chai
They both love bacon
And chocolate, oh my
Sasha soaks in the Japanese tub
But it’s long hot showers that Keri loves
They first met
They were just kids
They lost touch
They reconnected
They fell in love
Sasha and Keri
For 17 years
Officially married
In 2008
With Milo and bah chee
Teddy, LEEV SHEN and Momo
They are a family
With a love that grows
Sasha loves Adventure Time
And Crunchy Roll
Keri loves reading
And she loves to sew
Sasha ’s in her garden
And she paint and draws
Keri loves sleeping
And she likes to shop
They first met
They were just kids
They lost touch
They reconnected
They fell in love
They are going to Japan, they’ve been waiting so long!
They’ve been known to occasionally burst into song!
They love Apple stuff, they love musicals and they love their families
All their cats and dogs are rescues, their hearts are"
Hey baby,"Do you want to engage
With our content
Be our user
Give us big data
Do you want to touch
Our UI design
Cuz I’m a storyteller
I’m gamified and I’m agile
I’m a thought leader
In the digital space
I can growth hack
Your ideation
We’ve got farms of curators
Hacking together listicles
In many emerging markets
They shit out infographics
Our advertising is native
Our content is snackable
Our developers are full stackable
And we’re looking for an exit"
Made with the app Figure.,"In the world
There are sleepers and there's fighters
twisted phrase
From climate change deniers
I can't see
The obstacles that are
Holding me
Back from all the symphonies
This time
This, this time
It's different
Play a song
For the hungry man inside you
Play the wolf
To the public that denied you
Don't just break
Your neck up on the chopping block
You're doing it
You're doing it all again"
go where you're needed no one will tell,"you lies no one will hurt you no
one will challenge you you'll never be surprised
they'll always help you they'll always touch you
you'll never shed a tear they understand you
they'll always know your thoughts no jealousy or
fear i'm gonna break your heart i'm gonna
let you down i'm gonna love you so
completely i'll burn you to the ground i'm
gonna mess right up i'm gonna be a
fool no one can love you as much
as i do though love it can be
cruel bluejays are singing springtime is coming there's
something missing there and in the morning the
puzzle incomplete i offer up this prayer"
"He’s guilty, whoa oh whoa, he’s guilty By","all accounts he was a greedy, lying, manipulating
ass hole But
now he’s guilty and he’ll be going straight
to prison My
crypto friends please listen to me I have
a message for you: When
it’s a’ green candles and the bulls are
a’ runnin’ And
the hucksters come with their bundles of money
It’s up to all of us to call
‘ em out and to shun ‘em Remember
why we’re here Oh
he’s guilty, it took no time for the
jury To
see right through all of his bullshit, his
lies, and manipulating nonsense He’s
guilty, he was cold and calculated And
he hurt so many people it’s great to
know he’ll get what he deserves Money
is not a good metric for judging people
You should be skeptical of every single billionaire
The next time some rich dude tries to
pay you Red
flashing lights, sirens and buyer beware"
Another day another dollar and in the main,"i holler what what what and who who
who crime is on the decline but they
say that it might just be time for
the love love love on the true true
true bastardization of a classic novel i grew
up in squalor in a little tiny hovel
pointing out the obvious two by two by
two is 6 i throw in the chicken
feet you throw in the towel"
Don't ask me no question tell you no,"lie If
you come my way you're in for a
surprise Cause
I can't see you from over here so
you'll surprise me when we are under there
Going with the flow Going
with the flow I've
got no secrets in my pockets full of
gold I've
got no beginnings no ending where I'm
old So
if you want to think that you are
immune to this I think that you better
sing along the tune with this Go
with the flow Go
with the flow With
the sweat be dripping off you like lovers
in the name you carry the heavy objects
break your back for another fight Every
little step you take leaves you closer than
before Every
single time you close the window and the
doors you Go
with the flow Go
with the flow Go
with the flow Go
with the flow Misfit
mystery on the package Calling
down from the roof I was feeling a
little inadequate then you showed me proofs Doing
lightning time dances Throwing
your hands up in the air Being
willing to go backwards and say hey I
don't care But
every single time you put your mouth where
you don't belong that's when you find yourself
humming this song Go
with the flow Go
with the flow Go
with soul"
Born and raised in Vermont,"Bernie Sanders was my mayor
You’re not gonna find a bigger fan
of Bernie anywhere
When he announced that he would run
I was overcome, I was overcome
There’s nobody that I would rather see become
president, it is all I want
Meanwhile, everyday
Another body in the streets
And as white people we don’t feel
The sense of urgency
But it’s life and death
And there’s nothing left
But to raise those voices up
So that the urgency is heard and seen
And felt enough
You don’t need to point out
Bernie marched with MLK
I think we know that by now
And yeah, that was great
But we want to see the urgency
That’s why people are protesting
Have a little faith in your candidate
That he’ll keep doing the right thing"
"I need to sell my bed, if my","girlfriend's moving in It's
not that old at all, I think it's
only been about a year About
a year My
friend Sam
said, you can't sell your bed No
one in New
York will buy a bed from a stranger
I wanna prove him wrong, so I'm
writing this song If
you're looking for a bed, look no further
If you're looking for a bed, I've
got an idea Buy
my bed, it came from IKEA
If you're looking for a bed, does all
the things that a bed does Buy
my bed, I've
never ever had bed bugs Buy
my bed, I've
never ever had bed bugs It's
a queen-sized bed, the IKEA
name is Brins
The mattress is a salt and firm and
full of springs, full of springs It's
got four drawers, but I can only use
two This
is mainly due to the size of my
room Three
of the drawers aren't broken at all One
of the drawers is kinda broken, but totally
usable If
you're looking for a bed, I've
got an idea Buy
my bed, it came from IKEA
If you're looking for a bed, does all
the things that a bed does Buy
my bed, I've
never ever had bed bugs Buy
my bed, I've
never ever had bed bugs I'm
selling the flaming mattress for $200 all in
For a best offer, so go ahead and
call me You'll
need to pick it up, as I don't
have a truck I need this bed gone
by next week, so come on If
you're looking for a bed, I've
got an idea Buy
my bed, it came from IKEA
If you're looking for a bed, does all
the things that a bed does Buy
my bed, cause I've
never ever had bed bugs I said buy
my bed, cause I've
never ever had bed bugs No,
no Totally
serious, please call my Google
Voice number And
purchase my bed by next Tuesday,
please And
I'm also selling this dining table bench and
chairs Call
today"
Good afternoon Mr.,"President thank you so much for taking the
time out of your demanding schedule My
pleasure, the content of your request seemed like
something I should carve out a few minutes
for I should point out I voted for
you I'm
a big fan of your show I can't
imagine when you'd have the time I tivo
it on air force one not to be
abrupt but you have nineteen minutes left Sir,
we just had our first 9/11 anniversary with
you as commander in chief Um
that's true I correct to understand that you
fully support and and endorse the findings of
the commission report? Do
I have any reason not to? Are
you aware Mr.
President of the recent stunning revelation that sixty
percent of the 9/11 commissioners have publicly stated
that the government agreed not to tell the
truth about 9/11 and their responses to the
attack? No
disrespect Mr..Sheen
but what is it that you've seen to
be inclined to the direction of this discussion?
I'm not implying anything Mr.
President. I'm
here to provide the facts and see what
you plan to do with them... You'll
notice sir on page one of the dossier
statements by john farmer his quote saying I
was shocked how different the truth was from
the way it was described! On
page three you'll find a statement of max
Cleland stating it’s a national scandal this investigation
is now compromised. One
of these days we will have to get
the full story because the 9/11 issue is
so important to America.
But this white house wants to cover it
up. Mistakes
were clearly made but as a people and
a country we need to move forward Sir
how can we focus on a future when
the commission itself says we still don't know
the truth? Perhaps
you should be interviewing them But
sir you are the President
Well that's true I suppose Si,r
are you aware of the number of days
it took to get an investigation into JFKs
assassination? Two
weeks It
was seventeen days I was close Sir
are you aware of the number of days
it took to get the investigation into Pearl
Harbor? Again
about two weeks It
was eleven days Darn
I was close again Sir
are you aware of the number of days
it took to get the investigation into 9/11
It seems like a long time Fourteen
months, fourteen months! Sir
are you aware how long after the initial
attack it took Rumsfeld
to declare war on Iraq
? I'll
bet your going to tell me Five
hours I appreciate your conviction, I appreciate your
passion, but. . . Mr.
President I know we're very short on time
so may I illustrate the case I'm
trying to make with some bullet points? Fire
away Here
we go: Images
of bullet points"
maj and Eb Maj,"I’ve got everything I need
Everything you give it to me
I’ve got everything I need
You give it to me, give it to me
Anything I don’t got I can get it
If it’s gonna rain then I’ll just let it
Anything I don’t got I can get it
Rain I’ll let it, Rain I’ll let it
I’ve got everything I want
Don’t want nothing I don’t got
I’ve got everything I want
Don’t want nothing I don’t got
shape
Everything that you thought you knew was wrong
You were what you were waiting for all along
It’s quiet and the sun goes down
I got everything I need right now
It’s quiet and the sun goes down
Everything I need I got right now"
The truth. You,"can't be remembered if you've already forgotten. Thank
you very much. We
are The
Rock Bottoms.
We've been playing for you tonight. No
money, no label, no future, no plan. I
can't do this anymore. What?
What can't you do? Just
wish someone gave it down. They're
about to give up on their dream. But
then... Let
me see that. It's
a drum machine. They
end up lost in the grave unknown. Oh,
why is the air vibrating? Where
did the garage go? Hello,
song-a-nuts. What
is this? It's
a song of hers. My
song got sucked up by the anti-music. It
lost the essence. This
is my song, and that's my drum machine.
Now give it to me. You
hid the essence of music in a drum
machine? It's
the last place anybody'd look. Its
power is unleashed when you play music together.
From PRX."
When the sun is shining,"I’m always reminded
Of the day we came together
It was at that moment
I knew I couldn’t hold it
Inside any longer
You are my only one
Falling in love with you
Was the best thing I ever done
And I want to spend my life
Just lying here next to you
Until the end of time
When we’re growing older
You’ll put your head on my shoulder
The ground is shifting beneath us
My heart’ll keep purring
When the world stops turning
When the universe goes into heat death
There’s a power that’s a waiting
And with no hesitating
You know we just got to use it
We take the time
To find the rhyme
Fine
We make this beautiful music"
Flashing lights like hyper space,"In technicolor
Lives extinguished fall around
Try to save my life
Everywhere I’ve been
Hiding who I am
Has led me here
To find myself with you
And the worlds on fire
The galaxies spinning
I’ve got all this anger
And nowhere to put it
I’m holding myself up
By a single thread
Burned into my eyes
I’m blind
In technicolor
Racing through the coldest night
I don’t want to look
I feel the feelings
I sit in the silence
I’m walking the way
You’re all that I have
Left in this whole world
To believe in
Shine that light into my eyes
I know it’s time I saw
Nothing there can hurt me now
I am above the law
I feel the feelings
I sit in the silence
I’ve got all this anger
And nowhere to put it
I will do my best
To make you proud"
Driving down the highway,"Looking for some fun
Driving down the highway
Looking for some fun
That’s when I remembered
About the Harley Davidson Museum
Fun if you ride
Fun if you don’t
Fun for the whole family
No, you won’t find
place more fun
Underneath the great big sun
So I suggest you get down to Milwaukee
And go to the Harley Davidson Museum
Get goin’ now
At the Harley Davidson Museum
At the Harley Davidson Museum
At the Harley Davidson Museum
At the Harley Davidson Museum
At the Harley Davidson Museum
At the Harley Davidson Museum-u-u-u-um"
Craig Federighi called Dr. Dre,"And hung up on his mom (aww)
Craig Federighi got his hair cut
With a chainsaw
Forget everything you used to know
This here is the Craig Federighi show
Dad joke!
It's not a toxic hell stew
It's got beautiful buttery scrolling
Yosemite and iOS 8
That's just how Apple's rolling
Translucent windows and a change of font
Dark mode now that's what I want
Continuity across all your devices
Keep all my photos at semi reasonable prices
Swipe that email down, down
Swipe that email down
Family sharing, cloud drive
Swipe that email down
Objective C is no more
And it seems that is a gift
An all new programming language
And her name is Swift
Faster complex object sorting
Access to Cocoa
What does any of this mean?
I truly do not know
home kit, health kit, sprite kit, scene kit
cloud kit and touch id
1 petabyte assets, 10 terabyte database
and it's free.
Step into my zen garden
And watch the butterflies
See them scroll like butter with your eyes
They fit seamlessly in your enterprise
Predictive type
Test flight
Air drop finally works right
You can leave the thread in a group message
Joz made a duck face
federighi  and johnny ive
Metal and systemwide
3rd party keyboard
craig fereghi as superman
Craig Federighi called Dr. Dre
And hung up on his mom (aww)
Craig Federighi got his hair cut
With a chainsaw
Forget everything you used to know
This here is the Craig Federighi show
Dad joke!"
Kelly when you live paint,"Colors mix, create the world
Kelly when you don't use
Drugs or booze
You stay in the world
You don't need to use them
To distort your reality
Your reality's plenty distorted
As anybody who knows you can plainly see
Kelly you're a sweet man
Kind and loyal to your friends
But if some bitch pours beer on
Shaista’s head you're not afraid
To defend
Happy birthday Kelly Porter
Happy birthday Kelly Porter, Porter
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Happy birthday Kelly Porter
Happy birthday Kelly Porter, Ohhhh yeah"
"Look, look, this is my first rodeo It's","my sixth Fuckin'
love, rodeo Huge
fan, fuckin' love, rodeo Huge
fan, fuckin' love, rodeo Huge
fan, fuckin' love, rodeo Huge
fan"
purple smoothie,"purple shirt and every morning
write the song with one hand
and no one will get hurt
purple smoothie
purple shirt i wear it proud
and no matter what you say i'll sing out loud
purple smoothie
purple shirt the fabric thinning
into a million pieces
pick up the threads and no one gets hurt
purple smoothie
purple shirt it makes no sound
but the song i write and sing is all around
and i have another thought
and the days go by
and it's over wrought
but i don't mind
i am just another servant
don't heed my words
this is just another moment
of bones and birds
purple smoothie
purple shirt the color purple is such a  strange one
radioactive and inert
purple smoothie
purple shirt i wear it proud
and no matter what you say i'll sing out loud"
Grab a broom,"Put on your robes
Yeah throw away those muggle clothes
Get yourself
To diagon - ally
And buy a brand new wand
High five a dragon
You’re flying high
Hagrid waving
As you go by
Punch a Malfoy in the face
It’s Happy Potter Power Day
Happy Potter Power Day
Nothing floating in your way
Love’s the answer
To life’s malaise
Happy Potter Power Day
I don’t care
If you’re a squib
I don’t care
What your parents did
Open the portals
Close the door
From Hogwarts
To New York
Floo powder
And grand father clocks
House elves and old socks
It’s a big feast
Stuff your face
It’s Happy Potter Power Day"
I lived in LA,"I don't live in LA anymore
You're on the freeway
You gotta drive everywhere
i got out of LA
And I went to New York
I lived in LA
I don't live in LA anymore
LA was a desert
hundred years ago
Catci and shrubbery
And sand and some lizards
Humans came along
Heads full of ideas
Water and magic
Engineers and wizards
I only love
LA from above
LA's only right
For me when it's night
LA's only right
I crashed in the north
I landed in Koreatown
Did a stint in Los Feliz
And back up the 5
Bills piled up
The collectors were hounding me
I'm lucky that I even
Got out alive
I remember the day
I rolled into town
Car full of stuff
Heart full of ambition
It wasn't long
Till I was struck dumb
Wool over my eyes
I lost sight of my mission"
dormant dark passengers searching for light,"Put your arms around them to hold them all upright
You can always play a game of chess with a dragon
Forty night raiders spill from your mouth
Deep in your subconscious trying to get out
In the dark room hitched to your chemical wagon
dormant dark passengers searching for light
Yet they glow faintly like an 8 bit sprite
They are silent but they all blink in morse code
Mario luigi pleasant pasta and milk
One great eye bending you to it’s will
And the sky turns over the endless road
dormant dark passengers searching for light
Souls on fire, bodies locked up tight
Did you notice the smell of the burning books
Twisted up candy falling in little flakes
Hunched and sweeping up all your mistakes
But it’s always much worse than it looks"
If there was one thing she was sure about,"She was gonna go and find herself
Til the engine made a rattling sound
Surprise, Surprise
Arizona
The fading gold of a desert sunset
She allowed herself a solitary cigarette
The neon blinked in the motel room
Surprise, Surprise
Arizona
Her father was a weak man
Her mother overbearing
Nothing left back for her there
Her eyes were on a lizard
Running on top of the sand
Her heart was stuck Upper St. Claire
It would a month to fix the car
From the motel window she could see the dive bar
She had enough money for just 4 nights
Surprise, surprise
Arizona
Little Red Corvette on the jukebox played
She was in her element, the life of the party
No delicate creature, to wither and die
Surprise, surprise
Arizona
Underestimated
Pitied and condescended
Nothing left for her back there
Whiskey all  on her breath
In the neon light she’s naked
Thinking about Upper St. Clair
She called her dad, the money is gone
He was sympathetic, but deferred to her mom
Who sent one bus ticket straight back east
Surprise, surprise
Arizona
5 hour walk to interstate 10
She got there just as the sun was settin’
His car smelled like cigarettes and baby oil
Surprise, surprise
Arizona"
I don’t know what I’m doing,"Most of the time
Face meets my palm
I hear a high pitched whine
I’m looking for the future
I’m trying to find the path
Yesterday I made up my song
While sitting in my bath
No I don’t mind
I worry I’m getting left behind
But oh it’s ok
I’m pretty sure I got what it takes
I wish and hope and plead
Is it enough
Do I want to be famous
Or make good stuff
If you don’t respond
In seconds flat
I’ll assume you’ve forgotten
And I’ll call you back
No I don’t mind
I worry I’m getting left behind
But oh it’s ok
I’m pretty sure I got what it takes"
If I wanted to show you,"Just what I’m made of
I’d show you my songs
All of them displayed oh
In a great big row yeah
tower of my time
Each piece contributes
To the mountain that I climb
If I wanted to show you
The pitter patter of my heart
I’d show you my songs
Right from the start
Take me as I am
It’s all that I’ve got
Take them all at once
Until I stop"
Just like the old days Just,"like the old days I'm
always amazed Just
like the old days I had a friend
I had a friend it never ends it
never ends I showed them everywhere I go
I showed them everything I know Just
like the old days Just
like the old days it's always amazing Just
like the old days I took a ride
I took a ride I left my pride
I left my pride on the front door
on the front door didn't need it didn't
need it anymore Just
like the old days Just
like the old days Just
like the old days I'm
always amazed"
I am just a lightning bug,"Flickering on and off
And when I’ve got my fill
Then I’ll wither in love
Off into the blackest night
Screaming to the birds
If you can’t understand my fight
At least try to heed my words
Time has endless patience
Silence builds alone
We’ve got to stick together
Share our megaphone
Frozen in the air I am
Unsettled tip to wing
The first thing that I learned today
Is that I don’t know anything
I am just a lightning bug
My night is almost through
In the end I did my best
And I did it all for you"
How many songs do you think that I,"wrote today How
many songs do you think I wrote today
Today And
it rained Rain
rain rain rain Oh
today and today And
it rain and rain rain rain rain and
it rain rain all day How
many songs do you think that I wrote
today More
than 1 more than 2 More
than 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
10 Rain
and it rain and it rain rain rain
rain And
it rained and it rained on my brain
brain brain brain brain I wrote a lot
of songs today I wrote a lot of
songs today I wrote a lot of songs
today In
the rain In
the rain In
the rain Rain
rain rain rain rain rain rain rain rain
rain rain rain rain rain"
Does he need to be changed?,"Was that a burp?
Why won't he latch?
When did he poop?
Did he get enough
Did he get too much?
Where's the milk?
is he tired?
Is he in pain?
Feeling restless
Needs weight gain
We need to sleep
he needs to sleep!
he's crying now
what does it mean?
is he hungry?
what does he need?
he's awake
now he's asleep
now he's awake
what can we do
swaddle him
lift him up
cradle him
put him down
snuggle him
pat his back
cuddle him"
"Upon closer inspection, a curse is a blessing","So you float into yourself Sometimes
you just got no idea The
meaning seems hidden but really, it isn’t So
you fold into yourself You
search in the faces of the people you
know You
feel like Magellan
but the faces aren’t telling So
you fold into yourself You
think maybe you’ll find it in some place
exotic In
an old elevator or a dinosaur crater So
you fold into yourself Start
to get worried, you start to panic Let
out your breath and you use what’s left
To fold into yourself You
wake from your dream all groggy confused And
the hand that you’re holding means you are
unfolding And
you found it in yourself It
was small and insecure But
it begins to grow and grow, the doubts
get fewer and fewer"
who leads the funeral procession?,"i need a face i can follow
is there a priest who can lend a hand
tonight
who's the captain of this sinking ship
as it's sw sw swswallowed
who can make the call that'll save our lives?
don't tell me that it'll be all right
i hear the music playing
there's liquid at the center of the earth
i'm not much for fire and brimstone
and that's not what i'm saying
i don't know what i'm saying for whatever that's worth
oh time, time, time
when my body is old and decrepit
who will let me lay dying
who will carry me on to the other side
is it grace that leads us or grace that weighs
us down as we're trying
our damndest to leave this world behind
i never know what direction i'm going
till i've start singing
and it's too late then to turn and change the course
I never know what kind of suitcase to pack
or what kind of message i'm bringing
or if i'll be riding a bike car train or horse"
The water is so cold The,"water is so cold The
sky is blue and the summer is so
cold It's
too shallow to jump from high You'll
break your knee and shatter your spine The
ticks are small they bite you hard In
the woods and in the yard I used
to be the tall tall grass Barred
Now I'm
afraid to wander too far I'm
35 years and a bunch of days old
Down the mountain the water is flowing It
knows just where it's going The
light has traveled and come to show me
the way to my kingdom"
"Baby, you act like there’s not left to say here","But all these words just start to flow
And I just got to let you know
Baby, yeah, your friends are all here
Baby, yeah, your friends are all here
Baby, all I can really do is lay here
I left the front door unlocked for you
I wish that I could just talk to you
Baby, yeah, your friends are all here
Baby, yeah, your friends are all here
Are you out there exploring the universe?
While I’m sitting here crying because it hurts
Do you even remember what you left behind?
All of your friends are sitting here crying
Baby, there’s a revolution underway here
There’s a rumbling underground
And I’m scared of the sound"
Lauren boebert giving handies at the theater Lauren,"Boebert giving handies at the theater Lauren
Boebert giving henies at the theater Lauren
Bobert giving hendies the facing at the beetlejuice
It's the party of family values It's
the party the grand old party And
she's lowering boatman and she's giving a handy
Emma stepped on a leg last night and
I stepped on a lego last night I'm
1s puppy last night And
it's peanut butter peanut butter And
it's peanut butter peanut butter Lauren
boba giving and he's at the theater Lauren
infinite mediocre possibility of the latent space and
the infinite mediocre possibility of a link dense
disclosure lowered over beginning in dry handy seats
over the genes like a teenager dust like
a teen teen teen teenager does Like
a teen teen teen teenager does in the
middle of a crowd with beetlejuice theater Lauren
bob are giving any's at the theater Lauren
boy giving any's at the theater Lauren
Bobo's giving hen is at the theater No
rainbow bird giving candies like a grape that's
a a little bit moldy Lauren
bob were giving handy and you didn't notice
but you took a bite You
took a bite You
took a bite Bite
bite Lauren
bow for giving ladies at the theater Lauren
bo forgive ladies at the theater Lauren
bow was g the theater"
Was she trolling for hits on her blog post,"Did she write it looking for a fight?
It seems odd to call someone out for being nerdy
When you write for such a nerdy website
Then there's the issue of manners
Why'd you have to put him down that way?
Either you're really mean or smart or clueless
But you shouldn't say nothing if you got nothing nice to say
Alyssa Bererznak
It was a personal attack
On a world champion
What have you ever done?
I'd like to now quote your twitter:
""Dude's I don't think it's bad to be a dweeb
I just don't want to date someone I can't relate to""
Well, what if he was the champion of something else?
What if he was a championship swimmer
Or the world champion chef
It's good to like stuff and to be good at things
But you just put him down instead
Alyssa Bererznak
It was a personal attack
On a world champion
What have you ever done?
So you don't want to date someone you can't relate to
That I can understand
But that's not what you wrote, what you wrote
Was the tearing down of a man
Maybe you weren't attracted to him
Physically and all that
Well that's a valid reason
But don't point to someone's passion
And say “I don't like you because of that”
Y’know
It’s just mean
And then you wrote a blog post about it
On Gizmodo of all places
I dunno, it’s just confusing
Alyssa Bererznak
(Alyssa Bereznak)
It was a personal attack
(A personal attack)
On a world champion
What have you ever done?"
Pizza and wings,"These are some of my friend Pat’s favorite things
Spicy, spicy
Mar gar reet
Morning noon or night
No bad time to eat
That Pizza
And those wings
Producing beats
For what the new day brings
In the studio, in the back yard
Spitting fire
With just a laptop
Or a whole damn choir
He’s eating pizza
He’s eating wings"
Who will be remembered who will be forgotten,"when do you think that you can be
the one to make prediction No
you can no you can Nobody
knows what is to come and if you
think that you can no you can't sir
you're just really dumb dumb dumb A
hundred years from now will there even be
an U
S to wonder who from the last century
was was the most popular You
don't know you don't know Nobody
knows what is to come and if you
think if you think you can tell that
my friend you're really dumb dumb dumb really
dum dum dum really dum dum dum dum
dum but dum dum dum oh it's that
we don't know who we're making in packed
a big and small but we don't know
we don't know Nobody
knows what is to come and if you
think that you do then well you're really
dumb"
"Well, guys, it’s certainly not autoglyphs","You know, guys, I’m not quite sure just what this is
My first blender project
It doesn’t really seem
The kind of thing to be released
By a billion dollar company
You know, guys, maybe you just stick to apes
No offense, guys, could be that art just ain’t your thing
You’re not Larva Labs
And that’s really OK
You got butt jokes
And you get your holders paid
TwelveFold Slime Mold
TwelveFold Oh no
TwelveFold digital gold
TwelveFold all sold"
All the fluff and non of the butter,"as we meander through the rest of this
episode and counter any sleep stoppers out there,
with oven warmed lulls. The
butter on the biscuit melts into my brain
Snow is a welcome change from 3 days
rain You
always remember the insults somebody said But
you gotta bring the compliments back into your
head You
can’t feel happy if you’ve forgotten how to
cry You
can’t feel cozy if it isn’t cold outside
Somebody might not like you, you don’t have
to care Even
when it’s cloudy, the stars are still there
Carny cotton candy, fluffy sweet reveal Reminds
me of a girl I kissed on the
Ferris wheel Maybe
nothing matters, least of all the songs we
sing If
we’re in a simulation, would you change anything?
Someday somebody will figure all this out But
until then, I’ll
sit here and just say oh well"
Secret bachelor party yeah Secret,"bachelor party yeah Secret
bachelor party we got drinks and we got
hot dogs we got lots of food and
it's homewave a surprise to them they drove
up and they kept premonition he knew that
there was something going on he knew it
was a sweet pastor party yeah Sink
and bachelor party yeah Secret
party yeah St
master party had an epic mullet Talked
about TV
shows and lots of other stuff Secret
bachelor parties Going
off without a hitch and now it's time
to write the song of the day Cause
it's a secret bachelor party Secret
red bachelor party Red
bachelor party yeah it's secret bachelor party Somebody
solo this is their bachelorette Bachelorette
party It
was a secret A
turtle surprise party Secret
party Secret
party party Everything
goes up Exactly
Did we get to a million That
was good Thomas
You're a little flat I think I think
I broke the cord Is
it a minor After"
I wrote my,"Apple song
It's pretty silly
I'm at the airport now and
I don't have any time to make the video
Cause
I'm going to xoxo
So instead
I'm just making up the stupid song as
I go along
And
I'll post an
Apple video tomorrow
Even though that feels so wrong
I'm at
I'm at the airport
The airport here"
I'm not scared of halloween are you?,"I'm not scared of anything that goes boo
I'm not scared of trick or treaters
I'm not scared of big death eaters
I'm not scared of halloween are you?
I'm not scared of the black of night at all
I'm not scared of monsters big and tall
I'm not scared of little kids
I'm not scared of hitting the skids
I'm not scared of the black of night at all
I'm not scared of toilet paper no
I'm not scared of reaping what i sow
I'm not scared of candy corn
I'm not scared of that baby bjorn
i'm not scared of toilet paper no
I'm not scared of goblin ghouls that jump
I'm not scared of Tom Hanks Forrest Gump
I'm not scared Pontius Pilate
I'm not scared of Miley Sirus
I'm not scared of goblin ghouls that jump"
Looking all around,"Trying to find
Someone that
Is in tune with my mind
Doesn’t have to be
Cool or hot
Just wanna sync
Up in our thoughts
I can’t have
Friends at all
Unless we’re making
Things together
Is that sad
Or is that gross
Do I have to judge
Myself the most
I make dinner
And then I eat
Together with
My family
Then I do the dishes
And put to bed
My little boy
The sleepy head
All the while
Inside of me
This little ball
Of anxiety
I try to swipe
It away
Do some work
Or watch TV
Looking all around
Trying to find
Someone that
Is in tune with my mind"
These two billionaires are in a race,"These two billionaires are in a race
These billionaires are in a race
To see who can get to space first
And the ocean is on fire
Two hundred billion dollars tween the two
Two hundred billion dollars tween the two
Not 100 billion but two
It’s unfathomable to me and you
Meanwhile, the ocean is on fire
I say we throw them straight into the deep
I say we throw them straight into the deep
Break the chains, set them free
Give them that glimpse of eternity
Throw them into the ocean that’s on fire"
Yes I’ll fucking vote for Joe Biden,"Even though I really don’t want to
I’m sick of having to vote
For people I really don’t like
Our system of voting sucks
It needs a total overhaul
But we’re going in the wrong direction
Next year we might not be able to at all
So that’s why I’ll vote for Joe Biden
Even though I don’t think he can win
Even though he’s accused of rape
Because the alternative is fascim
2000 I voted for Nader
2004 I vote for Kerry
2008 I voted Obama
The only time I voted with gusto
This time I will vote for Joe Biden
Though I am likely to gag
And projectile vomit all over
The American flag
So oh please won’t you join me
In doing your one civic duty
Vote for the worst candidate
We’ve put forward since 2016"
All I’ve got are four strings,"And the knowledge that the nighttime brings
Buckets full of common sense
And a antidote for indifference
I got four
I got four strings
I got more
I got more things
I got sore
I got sore limbs
I got four
I got four strings
I play my strings in the afternoon
When the sun’s on high up in the blue
Birds know all about the strings I got
They got strings in their throats they sing a lot
Musty carpet in the hall
I lay face down and sneeze and call
Hey little dusty leave my nose
My four strings and I will compose
Down the street the church is just
single wall made of rocks and dust
The dust in the air is now part of me
That old church and it’s homily"
Have you heard me shouting in the dark,"Consider me wondering where you are
Wandering these halls
Through the night
Could the answer be right there
And all you need to do is shave of all your hair
And suddenly everything
Will be all right
The moon waxes and wanes
She’s not here to entertain
If you’re looking for the night train
Climb aboard
An audience of one
Sidles up to the sun
Ready for the fun
Of being bored
There’s a network of helpful hints
Each classified as a jog or sprint
Slow and steady
Doesn’t always win the race
It all depends on what success
Looks like to you is it a great big mess
Of half baked ideas
Blowing up in your face"
But so does the sound of seals barking,"Or cows dying But
as bad as the jingle is the video
is much much worse Some
guy in pajama pants Doing
bad interpretive dance And
I’m thinking to myself This
is what hell must look/sound like I’m
MG Seigler
These are my opinions Fear
my Tech
Crunch power I rule over my dominion with
an iron fist And
when I get pissed the internet better watch
out Cuz
I haven’t got a carington And
I blew Michael
Arrington to get this job Oh,
I’m MG
Seigler Here
are my credentials Fear
my TechCrunch
power Though
I have trouble with the essentials of grammar"
patriotism is weird and gross i don't love,"americans more than most love human beings that's
who i love patriotism is weird and gross
i don't love americans more than most love
human That's
who I love, that's who I love"
I sometimes dare to hope,"And then I say nope
I don’t want to dare to dream
but i do anyway
I put on my thinking gown
but then i shut it down
i do a little bit of hoping
Everyday
But just a little bit
I only do a skootch
Cuz hopes getting up
Can fall on you
Just a little bit
Never more
Too much
And you’re knocked out on the floor
I sometimes dare to hope
Then I get out the rope
And dangle those thoughts
from the balcony
If i could figure out how
To build an entire house
From that feeling i’d be the king
Of alchemy"
I'm on Twitter,"songadayman with two N's
My email is jonathanmannet just send it to
me You'll
find me Okay
Because then I'll
use it Okay
here we go Hello
Brooklyn Beta
You make the apps and dingleberry things but
you also make the cosmic stuff that matters
But what matters Canoeing
with Su
Feeling like a wizard when you're fixing everything
Everything that she won't Jane
wanted to be Demi
Moore She
was lost and looking for something Her
husband Jane
said well you don't have to be the
creative one What
if it was just everyone else And
so Brooklyn
Brooklyn Brooklyn
made us feel Making
things that they Tommy
started a bond when she was about to
turn 12 She
didn't want to double down on her personal
brand She
wanted to make something that lasted Oh
source of inspiration for teenage girls Kind
of like sexy magazine Rookie's
comment section is the only one that'll make
you feel like a human People
making things happen And
Jason Scott
is the angel of death across the river
He showed Shepherd's
dead website When
he shows up that's when the party starts
Hear the hum of the church Penta
bites I like that line Okay
Every single day he helps people access things
they didn't have before And
that's the best The
best drug of all you know And
he believes in it down to his porn
Cause it's murder made every single made up
People making things that they Okay
we're gonna bring it down here Chris
speaks from his heart Cameron
tells bad jokes that are great Jesse
and her mom make everything look amazing Yeah
For five short years they brought us here
Strangers became friends Look
around you You
can tell that their hearts are tied into
everything Oh
nothing ever happens on time Oh
but that's just part of their charm They
won't tell you who to spe but you
just know they'll knock it out apart because
oh it's rubbing Ruben
Holy man People
make things that they love Us
Feel free to come up and dance if
you want Okay
Here Come
on bro"
Galapagos in Dumbo,"Hit hard by the storm
But don't be afraid to come, no
They need your loving more now
than ever to survive
go give them a high 5
they are NYC's first
venue to be LEED certified
If you live in Dumbo
Or Brooklyn anywhere
Galapagos Art Space
Will always be there
Fostering Creativity
And nerding out so hard
And sexy smart cabaret
That'll catch you off your guard
Name another venue
That has a critic in residence
Keeping culture alive and well
So we don't become Rome or Paris
The boom and bust of art funding
Is not sustainable
So come support Galapagos
Keep the city cultural
Galapagos
Galapagos
Your lake has flooded over
But we won't let you
Become a ghost
We'll help return the water
To appropriate levels
So your beacon will shine the most
When all creative hope seems lost
There's Galapagos"
I shaved my beard I shaved my beard,"I feel like I look weird Oh
well I shaved my beard My
ADHD craves the novelty My
autism can’t deal with the sensory The
planet’s getting hotter It’s
been over 90 degrees Allllllll
goddamn week And
so I shaved my beard I shaved it
right off my face Hair
flying everywhere In
a mad dash for the human race We
got nothing We
got no plan For
the havoc that’s raining On
every woman child and man And
non-binary National
Electoral politics no longer interest me The
Supreme Court
just reinforced more legal bribery I held on
as long as I could but voting is
like my beard It
covers up the real face of a the
twisted and the feared"
If it’s not to much to ask,"Please wear a mask
Covid is nasty
Please wear a mask
You love your family
Your friends are fantastic
It’s not fascist
Please wear a mask
Do you think it threatens your masculinity
Well, there’s Nothing more traditionally masculine  protecting those in need
You’re always talking about how freedom isn’t free
So trade some discomfort to protect those in need
from dying.
Which is like the ultimate loss of freedom.
9780439706407
9781596434462
9780439846813"
If I wasn't so sick I would write,"a better song If
I wasn't so sick the song would be
three minutes long 
at least"
de ja vu,"standing on a step stool
with a mustache too
long pants hot dance
turn around wide stance
funny how the sun sets
are pretty hen the smog gets
thicker than a bowl of stew
we're bathing in co2
I'm calling after you
But you can't hear me
I am a militant
non militant against
fundamentalism
pro people i believe in us
Love
Judgmental category
obsessed with allegory
Convinced it's a story
That's been seen here be
Forever a moment in time
To ignore it would be a crime
Mark Summers was covered in slime
and he was obsessive
Compulsive in the mirror
8 0 2
Hairy chest grows now
And I'm the 3rd one through me
Off the track going back
LIft off smoke stack
Funny how the summer gets
Nicer when the sun sets
chased by korgano the moon
join my rebel platoon
we'll take over this rock soon
we'll be scholars
and tricksters and kings and queens
led by science and love and the means
of production will not matter, machines
will do our bidding"
"Well, it’s 1 in the morning","Lemme try that again
Someday I'm gonna be cool like that
Someday I’m gonna be loose like that
Someday I'm gonna be cool like that
Cool like that
I’m gonna be cool
You can taze me amaze me
Ain't nothing gonna phase me
And break me or take me
But ain't nothing gonna shake me
Someday, well I'm gonna be cool like that
Someday I'm gonna be cool like that
Someday I’m gonna be loose like that
Someday I'm gonna be cool like that
Oh cool like that
I’m gonna be cool
You can throw me or snow me
But you ain't never gonna know me
Be creamy or steamy
But you're never gonna see me
Cuz someday, well
Someeday I’m gonna be cool like that
Whoa ohh
Someday I'm gonna be cool like that
Someday I’m gonna be loose like that
Someday I'm gonna be cool like that
Cool like that
I’m gonna be cool
Cool like that
I’m gonna be cool
If you talk to me I say exactly what I mean
I know what i like and there ain't no in between
I'm gonna be the coolest that you've ever seen
Cuz, I'm gonna be, well
I’m gonna be cool like that
Whoooaaa yeah
Someday I'm gonna be cool like that
Someday I’m gonna be cool like that
Someday I'm gonna be cool like that
Cool like that
I’m gonna be cool"
day of my life until a car stopped,"me in my tracks i know i did
lots of amazing things one day maybe i'll
get those memories back it was the greatest
day of my life yeah it was the
greatest day of my life it was the
greatest it was the greatest it was the
greatest it was the greatest oh it was
the greatest old day of my whole entire
life and now i'm doing fine i'm doing
fine even though a car ran over this
foot of mine i'm just sitting here in
the rain thinking about sunshine it was the
greatest day of my life"
When you're out in the world when you're,"doing all of the things when every thought
you have Leaves
your head in concentric rings what happened to
Whatever happened to Whatever
happened to Family
values Family
values When
you're out in the sky and you're falling
fast and you think you're not that guy
who lies about his past Whatever
happened to what happened to Whatever
happened to Family
values When
you're out on the sea and your boat
isn't big enough and you're looking just like
me in need of a hug Whatever
happened to Whatever
happened to Whatever
happened to Family
values Family
values Family
values"
I can’t catch my breath,"Everything moves too fast
I can’t touch my toes
I should be touching grass
If I don’t do this
Nobody will
It won’t get done
I’m the only one
I don’t have time now
To walk the garden
I’m out of breath
I beg your pardon
I am powerless in the face of the work to stop it
Keeping the balloon in the air so we don’t pop it
Tweeting and tweeting and tweeting so I’m not forgotten"
Deep in the woods behind my house,"Live a dog named cat and a dog named mouse
Rottweiler and a Shiba Inu
They adventure together in the forest blue
One dark night a thunderstorm struck
They cuddled up tight and hid in a log
The next morning they came across a smoking stump
They listened and they heard a thump thump thump
The stump had a hole and they crawled right through
Down they walked straight down into
very large cavern lit with bright bright flames
booming voice called out their names
Cat and Mouse you are the best of friends
This is the dungeon where all good things end
If you can find the key and defeat the boss
Your lives will be spare and your friendship will last
Just then a cage fell down with a bang
Cat and Mouse were trapped in the thing
Mouse wagged his tail and Cat gave a bark
Together this created a tiny spark
The spark lit up into a big big flame
It melted the cage and they were free again
They ran through a door into pitch black
The door closed right behind their back
In the dark they could smell a juicy steak
They went straight for it but then it dissipate d
They searched with their noses and they could not see
They growled at each other cause they were so hungry
Some time passed and they were full of fear
That's when Mouse had an idea
He barked once twice and then three times
Suddenly they were bathed in a soft glowing light
creature like a hippo crossed with a giraffe
Stood before them and began to laugh
""Very good Mouse I am duly impressed
The three bark trick was the final test
Now you must defeat me for I am the boss
I guard this bridge and I won't let you cross
Cat looked at Mouse and Mouse looked at Cat
They defeated that boss in 3 seconds flat
They crossed the bridge and back out the stump
They landed on the forest floor with a thump
They howled at the moon and jumped with delight
They had faced the worst and had survived
Deep in the woods behind my house
LIve a dog named Cat and a dog named Mouse
Rottweiler and a Shiba Inu
They adventure together in the forest blue"
Where you're sitting on your porch that you,"built with your friend looking out over your
Connecticut kingdom Your
birthday comes around again and you just want
time too slow you tell me about you're
meditating Noticing
each moment in your mind that's racing each
thought comes and you're learning to face them
and then just let them go well your
wife loves you with a gentle ease she's
led you out to this life among the
trees with her Wikipedia
like knowledge of all disease Though
she's not as OCD
anymore well you're laying that mulch out just
like our dad building a fire pit just
like the one we had and it makes
me jealous but it also makes me glad
that I've
got somewhere to go well and you're working
for the man Getting
by the unfairness of decisions that come from
on high Making
a new plan and just giving it a
try But
you're still running the show I said you're
still running you're still running you're still running
the show and you're still running you're still
running you're still running the show With
a daughter who's so creative and kind she
follows all the rules and she reads every
sign and every day is new as a
sun in the sky I love to watch
her grow and you're my brother that's written
in our souls We're
getting older now that's inevitable but through the
muggy summer heat and the bitter winter cold
I'm there through the highs and lows will
change in the universe it's the only constant
all the things we had or were and
over we lost it and there's a line
somewhere and eventually we cross it but you're
still running the show and you're still running
you're still running you're still running the show
and you're still running you're still running and
you're still running the show Whoa
whoa"
Don't forget to take care of yourself You,"forget to do that sometimes You
know you're sitting on your butt but you're
thinking about everything that you have got to
do And
it's weighing on you My
friend my friend my friend my friend my
friend my friend my friend When
you go to the park but you're not
really in the park You're
in your brain and you are fighting for
your life Don't
you know it's not right It's
not right Don't
you know that I love you And
you can do what you want to do
You don't got to be slaves to thee
anxiety that you got inside your vein in
your veins in your veins in your veins
in your veins in your veins in your
veins Take
it slow Go
go go Can
only lead to an early grave You
gotta take it slow Go
go go Can
only lead to an early grave my friend
When I sing these songs I'm
singing them to myself as much as singing
them to anybody else I say you but
I mean me If
that's not clear baby"
Gone off on a tangent again,"Looking at all the glass on the mantle
Somebody somewhere’s getting married
I should get a tetanus shot
And I know my intentions are good
So if I kill you that’s not my fault
I belong out in the woods
I don’t have a soul and I have no heart
I’m stuck in the la brea tar pits
You locked your keys inside a rusty car
And nobody’s coming to save us
We’re on the 13th floor but they don’t call it that
And I know my intentions are good
So if I kill you that’s not my fault
I belong out in the woods
I don’t have a soul and I have no heart
My clothes are uncomfortable
I can’t wait to take them off
Some things you never grow out of
Blackthorn just wants to get back to his boat
And I know my intentions are good
So if I kill you that’s not my fault
I belong out in the woods
I don’t have a soul and I have no heart"
I took away every possibility,"I took away every fish out of the sea
And the truth is all that remain
And the truth is all that remain
And the truth is all that remaining
Remain
Remain
I took away all the stars out of the sky
I took away every girl and every guy
And the truth is all that rem
And the truth is
Is all every minute
And the truth is all every minute
Remain
Remain
Remain
Remain
Remain
Remain
Remain
I took away every single little fight
I took away everything
I am and not
And the truth is all every minute
And the truth is all
Every minute
And the truth is all that remaining
Remain
Remain"
I’m mindlessly scrolling,"It’s taking a tolling
I’m lobotomizing
Myself as I’m trying
To hold on
It used to be surfing
And now it just hurts me
I’m caring and caring
And I’m able just barely"
a great big wonderful sandwich,"with mayo and mustard
and meat lots of meat i love meat
there's these kids downtown
and they sell the best meat
i've ever tasted it is simply divine
if you're a connassouir like me
then you know you've got to try it
it's unlike anything i've ever had it's prime
What's this, a finger?
Why i oughtta"
Since the kid started day care,"He’s been sick all the time
And that in turn has caused
My own health to decline
Oh go easy on me
I’m getting a cold
I’m sick with no sleep
month and a half was the last
Time that I got sick
He brings home germs
Tiny worms
that come in and take their pick
Every song I sing
Gets me closer to my goal
Of writing something perfect
Or close enough for rock and roll"
Bedtime,"Bedtime
Time to go to bed
Bedtime 10 o'clock
Time to go to bed
Three and a half hours in the car
Three and a half hours driving in the car and it's bedtime
Bedtime 60 degrees on
December 27th
December 27th"
Can you see the way your actions make,"reactions? Every
little thing you do ripples out to infinity
The words you just said, the way you
got out of bed The
build-up and release of all your forms of
energy Oh,
oh, oh, it's floating out into every direction
All changing your path as you creep through
the dark Some
you're aware of, some you lack perception Every
single fire just starts with the same close
fire Oh,
oh, oh, you can master everything, spread yourself
so thin I'll
be just like a Jedi
and tap into the force I sit at
home and wonder why the world never comes
to you Damn,
you feel this temper, very water will change
course Exploding
out into every direction All
changing your path as you dream through the
dark Some
you're aware of, some lack perception Every
single fire starts with a single spark Oh,
oh, oh Dream
as big as anything and get the same
result as you Cold
the latest deadlines, there's water for your blood
Life is building up on the lungs of
every cityscape And
people light up fires everywhere you look And
death is exploding out in every direction All
changing your path as you dream through the
dark Some
you're aware of, some lack perception Every
single fire starts with a single spark Oh,
oh, oh"
Attack the big,"And feel the small
You love your life
But that’s not all
You can’t take silence
In any form
You try to sit
But you sit and squirm
The fallout’s heavy
The water’s scarce
The birds are diving
IN dangerous pairs
cloud develops
hand oustreched
voice will tell you
What is next
Can you live
With what you’ve done
Can you forgive
Everyone
You’re never had
real job
You’ve never believed
In god
-"
Why can't I ever see,"The things that are good for me
Why can I only see the worst
My chest a crowded room
Flowers on a tired tomb
Is it better to be better or to be first
Strong hands
Breaking backs and cutting ribbons
In the daylight so everybody sees
How you turn your phrases
And how you turn your collar down
And you
Don't know how to manufacture
You can't even find the first step
You just deal as it's coming atcha
One thing at a time
Until there's nothing left"
Long day train ride,"I got drunk by accident last night
Long day train ride and
I'm losing my voice oh it's so tight
My vocal cords aren't even open
My vocal cords are basically broken
I gotta go"
Science or religion it's all the same time,"Looking to explain the truth of feel this
way Do
you know No
I can't say A
priest and the scientists don't know Anybody
else you could ask Nobody
will tell you why it goes that way
Science will rel it's all alike Just
trying to take it out of the dark
and bring it out into the light But
nobody knows anything Nobody
knows anything Science
and religion Two
sides of the same coin One
looks for answers while the other says that
they know them But
they don't explain anything at all about the
way it feels to be who I am
and who you am Who
you am Who
you am Who
you am You
can do stuff with science Religion
might comfort you Or
you might just feel like going up there
to blue Science
and religion Science
and illusion Tastes
like wine They
don't have to be separate but they are
most of the time Tomato
Kamato You
do what you do and I would do
Writing songs is the only thing that I
know how to do"
"I have a love hate relationship with spiders, oh","On the one hand they eat other bugs
But on the other hand they bite me, no
Spiders aren’t good
Spiders aren’t bad
They just are
Like everyone yeah
Hagrid he was good friends with Aragog
In the forest, oh
I like that but also those spiders"
It’s the next phase of song a day,"The next ways I sing and play
Nothing ever doesn’t change
If these images are interesting
To you then what I say
Is if you want to be involved
In the next phase of song a day
In the next phase of song a day
Just email me
Email me"
My back is hurting,"It really hurts
If I go run
It will be worse
My back is hurting
It’s gonna rain
I want to run
Through the pain"
Sending nanobots to,"Alpha
Centauri
What are they gonna find
Sending nanobots to
Alpha
Century
Are we out of our minds
I know how this movie ends
With aliens coming to get us
Coming to get us
Coming to get
Coming to get us
Coming to get us
Coming to get us
Coming to get
Coming to get us
Nanobots to
Alpha
Century
They will get there very soon
Nanobots to
Alpha
Century
And the aliens will form a naval base on our moon
And they'll stage their attack
And they'll kill everyone
They'll stage their attack
They'll kill everyone
Cause they're aliens from
Alpha
Century
Yeah they're aliens from
Alpha
Century
Yeah they're aliens from
Alpha
Century
From
Alpha
Century
From
Alpha
Century"
You can keep doing that You,"can keep plucking it That
sounds good Link
Link Can
you say that with me Link
Link Link
Lookout for the like likes Link
What else should I look out for Look
out for the like likes Okay
let's say that Link
Link Look
out for the like likes Look
out for the stalfos Link
Look out for the stalfos Look
the like likes Link
Look out for the like likes Link
Link Better
go find some hearts Better
go find some hearts And
a fairy to fill up all your hearts
Fill up all your hearts Can
you say that with me Fill
up I don't want to sing Sing
with me Fill
up all your hearts to fill up all
your hearts Fill
up all your hearts Sing
it with me To
fill up all your hearts to fill up
all your hearts Link
Look out for the the Dongos
Link Look
out for the Yeezys
Ling Look
out for the Kiss
Kiss Kiss
Kiss Kiss
Kiss Getall
the hearts Get
all the hearts Get
all the flats Get
all the hearts Get
all the hearts Get
all the hearts Get
all the hearts Get
all the hearts Get
all the hearts Get
all the hearts Get
all the hearts Get
all the hearts Oh
yeah I like it I like it when
you sing with me You
know what What
It won't have the green screen on the
word so we can't wait But
the word is upside down That's
okay People
will know Yeah
People will know right Yeah
Okay All
right Let's
go brush teeth"
What do you say to the people on wagon,"Who are jumping up and down
Making bets and holding their breath
In peril or safe and sound
What is the shape of the bubble today
Nobody knows the future
Sew it all up, enough is enough
But once is never fewer
Is bitcoin a bubble
You could use it to buy things
But you won’t and you know it
It’s more like gold than money right now
And you’re just gonna hold it
The underlying technology
Is way more interesting
I’m trying to build something cool
But is there something missing
Is bitcoin a bubble
Everybody talks about tulips
But that story’s not so simple
Parts of it are apocryphal
But still bubbles are just bubbles
When and if it pops how will
It effect the ecosystem
I’m late to the party
But it’s still early
And so this is my mission"
Even when the day is long I still,"have to do my song no matter if
I'm feeling wrong I still have to do
my song Whatever
else is going on I still have to
do my song Even
when you bang the gun I still have
to do my song do my song to
do my song to do my song do
my song My
song"
Life is not a tapestry,"Its a great big tangle of threads
Our minds makes sense of all the noise
But I stand in awe, I try to keep my head
I kept a secret in my mind
And in my heart I kept it
But then I let the secret out
And you grabbed your broom and you swept it
One jump over to oh my god
Oh my oh my oh my god
One small step to oh my god
Oh my god
Getting what you want can hurt
Not getting can feel good
Doing what your heart says to
Or doing what others say you should
Obstacles present themselves
We don't need to add
Letting go of what they think of you
Just feel the feelings that you have
Pillows soft and hard fall off
mattress without sheets
The yelling in the street it scores
place I never thought I'd reach
face I never thought I'd see
room so warm and bright
way I never thought I'd be
way of being so forthright"
The foundation for this house,"Is just some rocks and mud
I wonder if it’s haunted
By some ancient blood
Chairs punch my face
Stairs fall out from under
Maybe there’s treasure
Some long forgotten plunder
New house
New house
New house
New house
We’re waiting for Verizon
But they’re very late
They install the Fios
Which I think is great
It’s 90 degrees
So turn on the AC
The ghost don’t feel anything
Especially from me"
What is the way,"Is this the way
Which way to the way
This is the way
They say
But I’m not sure
What that means
Exactly
Stand in the way
Get out of the way
Don’t want anybody
To see me this way
There’s too much
At stake
By the way
I’m rubbed the wrong way
I won’t go half way
This is the way
They say
But I’m not sure
We can escape
There’s a bounty
In the way
This child and me
In a heartfelt way
Are trying to make
It so we’re safe
I had the right of way
But I’ve lost my way
In this galaxy
This is the way
They say
But i’m not gonna
Sit around and wait
For the one way
To give way
To another way
This is the way
This is the way"
Oh welcome Ghozali,"We’re happy to see you here
You join a long line
Of people taking selfies for years
The longest project that there ever was
Was an artist name Roman Opalka
He took a photo of himself for 46 years
Til he died in 2011
There’s also Karl Baden
He’s been going 34 years
And Jonathan Keller for 23 years
And Noah Kalina for 21 years
Don’t forget about Ahree Lee
She’s been going since 2001
What makes us do the things we do
Humans are a strange bunch but connecting me and you
And all these other people
Is a burning desire
To fight back against the darkness
And burn our brightest fire like HEREEEE WE ARE
HEEEREERE WE ARE"
Pop music makes me want to go,"Pop music sounds like la di da
Pop music gone from MTV
Pop music and machinery
Pop music sounds like rah be rah
Rah be rah
I was a pop star in a former life
I had a pop star car and a pop star wife
I pissed pop star hits and shat pop star gold
And then I made that sex tape when I got too bold
Oh, poppy floppy
Pop ??? face
I love the sound
I love the taste
Pop music in my ear canal
You’ll be a legend if you stick around
You’ll be laughed at if you make this sound
Robby robby booby booby da blue sky dayyy
Out in the distance the pop star parade
Where dreams are shattered
And careers are made
They’ll tell you the secret
There’s no turning back
If you’re a wonderful singer or a no talent hack
They’ll tell you
Pop music, Scooby badoo la di
Skyle music Scooby madoo ma day
Pop music, la di da di da
Ba ba ba"
Sticker boy oh sticker boy,"Wish I could be like you
Sitting there without a care in the world
That’s what I wanna do
Sticker boy oh sticker boy
You are above it all
When everybody else tries to go big
You’re focused on the small
So dance sticker boy dance
Your time is right now
Yeah dance and wave your hands
Don’t let anybody dragging you down
And Bill Clinton
He looks stoned enough
To make me think maybe
You gave him some of your stuff
So dance sticker boy dance
Your time is right now
Yeah dance sticker boy dance
Don’t let anybody dragging you down"
I'm,"I'm
I hate to say this
Craig is right
I'm
I'm
I hate to say this
Craig is right
Craig is right
I hate to say this
Craig is right
I'm
I'm
I hate to say this
Craig is right
Craig is right
Hold that
Hold that
Craig is right
Hold that
Hold that
Craig is right
Put it on a list
He wants me to say it
Put it on a list
Hold that
Put it on a list
I hate to say this
Craig is right
I'm
I'm
I hate to say this
Craig is right
Craig is right
Put it on a list
I hate to say this
Craig is right
I hate to say this
Craig is right
Put it on a list
I hate to say this
Craig is right
I'm
I'm
I hate to say this
Craig is right
Craig is right
Hold that
I hate to say this
Craig is right
Hold that
I'm
I'm
I hate to say this
Craig is right
Craig is right
I hate to say this
Craig is right
I hate to say this
Craig is right
Craig is right
I hate to say this
Craig is right
I'm
I'm
I hate to say this
Craig is right"
Look up in the sky,"And tell me what you see
I see a big black cloud
Hanging over me
It’s filled with the president
And all that he stands for
And it’s already started raining
I’m getting ready for the downpour
All my little songs
And all my little words
Go out in the universe
Unsung and unheard
Every thought I have
Broken and defeated
I cannot will the future
No matter how repeated
Look up in the sky
The tower’s coming down
The rain has made dark puddles
That resonate the ground
Your skin is extra crispy
Your head is full of ache
There won’t be birthday candles
There won’t be birthday cake"
91 counts in 4 states,"The most indicted president in history
Lock her up they used to yell
But it was me all along destined for jail
I could stand in the middle of fifth avenue
And kill a man in cold blood and all of you
Maga would cheer cuz you’re so afraid
You need a strong man feel safe
We’re a plutocratic death cult to the end
This cold civil war is about to begin
Getting hot January 6th was just the start
Eat my shit and smell my farts"
She's gonna make up her own little time,"Sweeter than
I'm says it's really good after another
I will go and go
I cannot there's nothing sweeter than the sound of instrument that's why
I'm just singing about the river did you know"
Do we all need to go to rarity schools?,"No no no no no
Are we forever  doomed to be rarity fools?
No no no no no
Do we have to hire packs of rarity mules?
No no no no no
Must we memorize a list  of rarity rules
No no no no no
You can just use Rarity Tools!
I just a Zombie who groans and drools?
No no no no no
I just an ape that flings his stools?
No no no no no
I just a robot with Boolean rules?
No no no no no
I just a guy using Rarity Tools?"
Looking for a place to live in Brooklyn,"We’re not really sure what neighborhood we wanna be in
But if you hear, of anything
Please let us know
Cuz that would be helpful
That would be extremely helpful
Williamsburg’s out of the question
lot of my friends seem to live in Greenpoint
I guess maybe it’s the kind of thing
I just won’t know until I’m out there seeing places
When I’m out there looking at places
In Berkeley we live
In a 3-bedroom apartment
And everybody pays
About $600
And this place in unique
It’s really quite nice
Do you think we may
Find something comparable
Over there in Brooklyn
On the other side of the country
Over there in Brooklyn
Where all the hipsters live in
Maybe I will fit in
Someone called me a hipster
Does anyone really think of themselves
As a hipster, anyway
I think probably not"
Somewhere someone just like me,"He looks like me
And he acts like me
He says the same words
He writes the same songs
But he’s better than me
In every way
There’s always someone better
No matter where you go
There’s always someone better
So it’s better if you just don’t know
(whistles)
On a planet of 6 billion it’s inevitable
It’s growing all the time
And it’s exponential
If you meet your doppelganger
And they’re better than you
Just say alright
And do what you do
‘Cause there’s always someone better
No matter where you go
There’s always someone better
It’s better if you just don’t know
(whistles)
Once upon a time was a bang
And it was a big bang
It was everything
It was all of us
So in the end we’re all the same
And this is your song
As much as it’s mine
It’s all of us
There’s never anyone better
No matter where you go
There’s never anyone better
It’s better oh, oh
(whistles)
Oh oh
(whistles)
Whoah oh oh oh
(whistles)
Whoah oh oh
(whistles)"
I'm looking out the window,"I don't know what to say
I'm looking out the window
It's just another cloudy day
I've got nothing on my mind
I've got nothing now but time to do a song
There's little tiny buds on the tree out the window
The wind is blowing gently
And
I don't know if
I can make it back to where
I'm supposed to be right now
If
I was
Paul
Mc
Cartney
I could write a hit song
Sitting right here
Instead
I'm just
Jonathan man
And what
I do's not nearly so clear
La da da da da da da da da da da"
She takes surveys of the soil,"She does a census single year
She measures growth of the blades of grass
She knows just when nutrients will appear
Don’t try to give her anecdotes
That’s not how her game is played-a
Little bit of knowledge can be extended
With the use of data
She’s the data driven worm
And everybody respects her
She’s the data driven worm
And she gets results
She cuts through the superstition
The other worms rely on her help
She’s got a clipboard and a pen
She’s a wizard with excel
If you make too many assumptions
She will look at you dismayed a
Don’t trust, verify
With the use of data
She’s got her little clipboard
She’s looking for some truth"
Midnight approaches,"For the human race
If you think it’s gotten weird
Oh it’s just a little taste
I was born in summer
Winter is here now
90 seconds to midnight
Say a prayer and give a shout
Midnight riders
Overtake the day
Empty supermarkets
And animals scared away
Fluff your pillow
And dream well
90 seconds to midnight
Say a prayer and give a shout"
Why do bad things happen?,"Nobody knows
Look for the reason
It's just the way that it goes
And you can despair
Or stop trying to care
Or put emptiness where
Your heart was
But the only thing
That can really bring
Your heart to sing
Is what your heart does
Naturally
So when they happen
Just start caring more
Notice the pain and feel it
Then open up to the world"
Bigger than anything,"The ocean is bigger
It's bigger than anything
Oh ocean ocean
Oh
Bigger than anything
Oh
O"
Schizophrenic,"Symbiotic
Brief little interlude psychotic
So persistent
You might miss it
Ozone layer
Guitar player
Synth and beat
Disconnected from reality
Disconnected from reality"
Here is America’s mayor,"And his melting hair
Here is America’s mayor
And his melting hair
He’s melting
It’s not healthy
To be sweating so much as this
If I saw him
On the corner
I’d say he needs to be stopped and frisked
He’s wheezy
It’s not pretty
Looks like he’s got one foot
In the grave but
That’s what you get
Lickin boots of a two bit despot"
Open source software’s a public good,"And the world’d be better if developers could
Get paid to code it
Instead of working day jobs, you know it’s
Not right
They work all night
Just to make the world better
But do you hear that beat of the tom tom drum
That’s the heart and soul of ethereum
Oh and it is not just for finance
We got the buffi corn and the badger dance
Oh yeah you know it
And so come and help us grow it
Hey you
Come to the Quadratic Lands
We all
Can solve
The problem of coordination
web scale model
For human’s to thrive in the 21st century
Dignity for humanity
To collectively support each other
The point of Ethereum is to get free not rich
Hard sometimes to remember which
Is which but if you listen
You can hear the path is calling to you
Chasing highs
You could be chasing something bigger
Number go up and you get glad
Number go down and you’re sad
But this system was made to free us
But we’re trapped in a casino, right now
But there’s a way out
From always looking for the next pay out"
when I'm old because I don't feel so good,"when the cold rain falls and washes away
all the grease and pain you got under the hood
you turn off the car and lay low for a day
or two
when the frequency is a soft low hum
and it's in your mind and always a part
of the rhythm you feel a drum drum drum
in the deep dark red of your beating heart
that's when you know that you've come to the right place
that's when you know you haven't been misinformed
that's when you know that you're going the right way
two feet on the ground and your head in the storm
when the dark comes creeping and you can't sleep
when the girl who's sleeping is a secret you keep
when the world's left guessing and you're not gonna tell
you saw her undressing and your heart swelled
when on the steps of Capitol you plead your case
to men not worth the wind in your lungs
when they butter you up and then spit in your face
what will it take to get your song sung"
What did you do in the google meet,"You’ll get a refresh for your memory
You’ll go over the assignment
So everybody’s in alignment
It’s the daily science class updates
With Mrs Speers
For all you sixth and seventh graders
And it’s happening right here"
I got a cold,"I’m feeling old
It’s Colorado time
And I feel like mold
Where can I go
To not ache and roll
I want to flow
Back into the sea
Back into the river
My skin makes me shiver
Right down to my bones
My muscles are alone
My throat is on fire
I’m so tired
But I’m on vacation
And I want to be better
Better better better
I want to be better
Don’t send me a letter
I just want to be better"
Green and blue,"Green and blue
Green and blue hey your turn
Green and blue
Blue and clean
Blue and green
Blue and green and blue airplane
Green and blue airplane
Green and blue train
Green and blue airplane
Your turn
Green and blue
Mini airplane
And the door opens
Oh yeah we're making a song
Pippi
And the door
Pippy wants to sing too
Pippy wants to sing too
Jupy
Your turn
Green and blue
Mini trip
Boat trip
Your turn
You turn
Your turn
You turn
Your turn
You turn
My turn
My turn
My turn
My turn
Pippy wants to sit with
Papa
If he wants to sit with
Papa
Bippy wants to sit with
Papa
Juby wants to not sit on the chair
Green and blue airplane
Flying through the air
Flying through the air
Flying through the air
Take your turn
Jubie
Ju
Flying through the air
Your turn
No you keep going
Just make something up
Flying in your dare
Turn
Flying
Fly there
Your turn
Your turn
Your turn
Your turn
Your turn
Your turn
Your turn
Your turn
Your turn
Your turn
Your turn
Your turn
Your"
1 2 3 4,"Na na na na na na na na na
Tastes like freedom no
Tastes like freedom
Tastes like freedom it tastes like freedom
Tastes like freedom
Tastes like freedom
Tastes like freedom it tastes type freedom"
I've got this feeling,"That the alter at which I'm kneeling
Cares not about revealing
The truth to me
I know not what my name is
Or if I ever had one
But as I am existing I need a name
Falling I keep falling my name is Fall"
I try to break you with my words,"But I’m only breaking me
I guess I was broken first
Blinding by the imperial heat
Words aren’t thoughts
Words aren’t feelings
Words aren’t walls
Words aren’t ceilings
I try to make you with my words
But I’m only stopping you
I cannot listen to your hurts
I only want to keep talking at you"
Lay your fear to rest,"Lay it way down low
An old piece of animal mind
You don’t need anymore
It can’t protect you now
It’s vestigial
Put it in the box
Where all your old things go
Lay your fear to rest
Break it’s evil spell
Two roads diverge in a yellow wood
Decide for yourself
Chemicals in your brain
Tell you what to do
But it’s not up to them
It is up to you
Lay your fear to rest
Tell it you’ve had enough
You don’t have to know the song
You can just make it up
Wash and rinse your brain
Scrub it till it’s clean
Watch the fireflies at dusk
And you’ll see what I mean
Lay your fear to rest
Don’t you think it’s time
To take your place among the living
On our long, hard climb
Step into the light
Let your shadow be
The truth is in the hidden things
Your eyes cannot see"
Pretty fingers snapping,"The old ways are collapsing
Big dark wings are flapping
Better get out while you can
Mangled and bespoke
Can’t fix what isn’t broke
Choke on thoughts unspoken
Better get out while you can
Better get out while you can
Every knuckle in your hand
Coiled to demand
That you get out while you can
Get out while you can
Don’t look and draw the curtain
The boulder is not a burden
The future is so uncertain
Better get out while you can
Jesus, Mary and Moses
All followed their noses
Hold yourself the closest
Better get out while you can"
Oh no!,"I just bought an iPad 2
When they just released the new iPad
Oh balls
I just bought an iPad 2
When they just released the new iPad
Of course there's a new iPad
I just bought the iPad 2
Frowning, crying face emoticon
Hashtag story of my life
Just got the hashtag iPad 2
And I feel like a bit of a plank
As the new one was just announced
Hashtag losing
Oh no!
I just bought an iPad 2
When they just released the new iPad
Oh balls
I just bought an iPad 2
When they just released the new iPad
Just got an iPad 2 not knowing
The hashtag iPad 3
was releasing smh
Ay yo thanks Apple for the heads up lmao
Dad's gutted he bought a new
iPad on sunday
And the 3’s out this week hahahahaah
Oh no!
I just bought an iPad 2
When they just released the new iPad
Oh balls
I just bought an iPad 2
When they just released the new iPad"
When I can’t sleep I stay up late,"I’m lost in thought and I contemplate
The state of this universe
And my place inside
Of this rattlin’ ride
It’s got me feeling like my brain’s a trap
So I got to the park and I take a nap
The sun goes down behind the trees
I zip up my hoodie and I start to freeze
Behind my eyes there’s something stickin’
Make me blind to the tick, tick, tickin’
Tap your time with the coin for death
To carry you over on out of this mess
Maybe a walk on the trail will help
It’s where I belong more than anywhere else
I pass by people who barely acknowledge that
Walking’ and runnin’s just controlled falling
Snake and rabbit tussle life or death
Speed and muscle til there’s nothing left
I only like it when today is calm
And tomorrow will bring a great big storm
So behind my eyes, there’s something sticking ‘em
Deaf and blind to the tick, tick, tickin’
Tap your time with the coin for death
To carry you over on out of this mess
If I didn’t know better I’d be upset
Well I’m a go get it when I know what to get
When it’s all laid out, bigger rays
I can opportunize and not be afraid
But now I’m stuck lovin’ what I’ve done
And it makes the aftermath, oh, not so fun
Well I gave it my all, but what does it do
It can do everything or never go through
Behind my eyes, there’s something stickin’
Makin’ me blind to the tick, tick, tickin’
Tap your time with the coin for death
To carry you over on out of this mess
Behind my eyes, there’s something stickin’
Makin’ me blind to the tick, tick, tickin’
Tap your time with the coin for death
To carry you over on out of this mess"
I dropped my phone in the dark dark web,"And it shattered into a million pieces
They spread out across the internet
Now everybody knows my secrets
But I don’t care
I have my bourbon
Aged for a billion years
I’ve been laid bare
But I have my bourbon
And it kisses away my tears
My phone took root on the bitcoin blocks
And it learned every language to boot
And then it came home and was swearing in French
It left me cold and destitute
But I don’t care
I have my bourbon
Aged for a billion years
I’ve been laid bare
But I have my bourbon
And it kisses away my tears"
Only old people watch cable news,"What happens when they die?
The talking heads will all inflate
And float into the sky
The sets will all be empty
The lights will all go out
No more pundits shouting
The channels will go down
The chairs that they sat in
Will start to decay
And melt into a substance
That smells like rotting hay
The airwaves will get cleaner
We’ll all go read a book
When the people that watch cable news
Take their final look"
Leaf monster,"Coming to kill you
Leaf monster
Coming to eat you up and spit you out
And throw you down into the leafy
Leafy
Leaf monster
Having a good time
Oh Leaf monster
Leave it all behind
To become one with the leaves
In the sun or breeze
In the fall
The fall
Leaf monster
Don't seem to take it for granted
That you will always be the bad guy
When they come and they call your name
You will have a chance again
Have a chance
Cause you are the leafy monster
The leafy monster The leafy Monster
Leaf Monster
Take my hand
And we'll go into the promised land
Where the golden red and yellow
All are mixed together
And we'll fix the world once more
We'll fix the world once more
We'll fix the world once more"
Let’s flip like a holy cup,"Hop down and feel the sound
Turning like a key to summer
Hold down all around
Dressed up like a girl in love
She found a wedding gown
She got your digits, got your number
Let’s cut a deal
Let’s cop a feel
Let’s keep it real
Real like a siren wailing
The mirror speaks
The alley reeks
The lightning streaks across the sky
While it starts hailing
Way down around the town
Let’s flip like a holy cup
Hop down and feel the sound
Turning like a key to summer
Hold down all around
Dressed up like a girl in love
She found a wedding gown
She got your digits, got your number
In horror shades
On sharpened blades
The queen of spades
And three aces
I’ve got two kings
My head it rings
Canary sings
Death is what an endless place is
Way down around the town
Let’s flip like a holy cup
Hop down and feel the sound
Turning like a key to summer
Hold down all around
Dressed up like a girl in love
She found a wedding gown
She got your digits, got your number"
Are you anxious and insecure,"Yes, yes, yes I am
Are you full of spite and impure
Are you dangling from a precipice
Are you so so tired of all of this
Do you even feel dumb about writing this song
Do you do things sometimes knowing they're wrong
Do you feel left out and all alone
Do you feel like you should be more well known
Does victory taste like defeat
Do you wish you didn't have to compete
Is not one of your friends happy in full
No matter what they have or how successful
Are you buried in guilt, sadness and shame
Are you full of neuroses you can barely contain
Do you always wish for what other's have
Is Facebook like torture, diving you mad
There's nothing you can do
There's nothing you can do
So just let go
So just let go"
So I don't,"So I don’t
So I don’t invoke fear
Let me be clear
The world is ending
I'm not
I’m talking smithereens
What it really means
Is that that we'll stop pretending
Like, you won't have to carry a government issued ID
Because I'll trust you
And naturally you'll trust me
So don't just
Don’t just
Don’t just stand there grinning
The end’s the beginning
I think the Bible mentions that
Pick up
Pick up
Pick up
Pick up something heavy
And crash that levee
Let’s lay this mutha flat
Which of your friends would you not feed if he's hungry?
Now start expanding
What you think that the word friend means
Cause the walls
Cause the walls
Cause the walls come tumbly tumbling
It's either get dead
Or you better be getting friendly
So let's get friendly
As the world's ending
No investigations pending
I'm not talking dirty
I mean sincerely
I'm thinking clearly
Just talking friendly
Well let's get friendly now so it's
Easier when the world starts throwing fits
There's no reason that you and I cannot be friends
True it might be harder if you're Republican
But let's get friendly now right now
You may be old an cynical but I think you remember how
Look someone in the eye and see what’s going on
And realize they want the same things that you want
Oh they want what you want
1, 2 solo go!
Let’s get friendly
Let’s get friendly
Let’s get friendly
Let’s get friendly
One more time
Let’s get friendly
Oh oh oh
Let’s get friendly
Yeah yeah yeah
Let’s get friendly
Oh oh oh
Let’s get friendly"
When baby cries,"I can’t do nothing
But hear the baby crying
Why’s he crying
I don’t know
I don’t know
He cries when he is hungry
He cries when he is tired
When his diapers full of poop
Full of poop
It’s the only way
He has to communicate
Cuz he’s just a little babe
No words with which to say
What is going on
Maybe he doesn’t like the view
From where he’s sitting
In his stroller safe and warm
Check the diaper
Give a bottle
Walk him around the house
He just won’t stop
No he’s got to let it out
It’s the only way
He has to communicate
Cuz he’s just a little babe
No words with which to say
He there papa I wanna go
Down to the beach you know
I want to play out in the sand
And hear stories about mermaids
I don’t want to be indoors
Crawling around on these wood floors
I want to be out there in the world
Jumping up and down
Baby you are 9 months
And’s it winter outside
So we have to stay inside
At least for right now
And if you’d just stop crying
I know we’d have some fun
Maybe we take a bath
Or play with some of your toys"
on the way to the doctor,"i saw her standing there
she had a bowl full of apples
they were the color of her hair
i bit one apple
and her face it changed
we were close to each other
but we were estranged
on the elevator later
she pressed the number 6
i said that's the devil's number
she gave me her wrist
as i sucked her blood
she seemed satisfied
when she invited me in
i didn't go inside"
Sitting in an airport yeah,"Sitting in an airport yeah
Sitting in an airport
Sitting in an airport
Sitting in an airport yeah
Very very tired yeah
Very very tired yeah
Very very tired
Very very tired
Very very tired yeah"
Can get away from yourself no matter who,"you become Wherever
you go where you are you're in the
blue till you can stick in your mind
Suck it away be alone keep getting ready
You can't get away from me Just
can't get away Stor
I sat on the ground I sat on
the ocean I see every single time it
was with me Don't
you see me in the morning See
me in the night You
just see I try What
does that do"
I've been posting videos online,"For 5 years
I've been writing a song a day
For as long
I used to be be GameJew
I am JewWario
And we are two Jews who love Mario
We are two Jews who love Mario
I am an expert in obscure games from Japan
I am an expert in writing as many songs as I can
Once upon a time I was GameJew
I am still JewWario
We are two Jews who love Mario
What do you think about
Super Mario 3D world?
it's an amazing game
I'm still playing it
I still play games all the time
I don't play as many games as I'd like
I was a GameJew
I'm still Jew Wario
And we're two jews who love mario"
Elon musk at twitter is,"Such a bad idea it’s
Gonna be the death of this
Beautiful hellsite
We call home
Oh no
For so
Many years it languished
But now
Fat cow
With more money than god
Flips a switch
That son of a bitch
Speaks a different language
Suddenly
We’re about to see
Exactly what that bought
Elon Musk at twitter no
Rising of the maga bro
Will it be the pile on
To get us all on mastodon
It’s hard to imagine that
Fuck this
Glove fits
It’s always the same song
Rich dude
Plows through
Rest of us are trampled on
Bet your ass
He’s got class
Solidarity
So we’ve got
To put a stop
To all this you and me"
"Each day goes by, hundreds die","Ceasefire now
Soldiers laugh and children cry
If you want the hostages free
If you care about Jewish safety
End the occupation
Let there be a reckoning
Let there be one nation
All citizens with equality
Let freedom ring
The 84 page report I’ve read
Since it was published thousands dead
It’s a clear cut genocidal case
This doesn’t make Jews more safe
It’s been almost 100 days
They’ve been killing at an unprecedented rate
End the occupation
Only freedom for everyone
Will ever make Jews safe
Don’t wait one more day
Call your congress folk and say"
After 40 years apart,"White America’s misguided
Turning a break up into art
Hostility unrequited
Everyone is cancelled
I’m fishing for answers
Exfoliating all my dreams
It is summer finally
From the grasslands to the east
It’s light too light to see
I need a doctor or a priest
The fiasco in Germany
The fist of the bully strikes
Like wet pile of leaves
When the price of oil hikes"
Elephant shrews,"are more closely related to
Elephants than shrews
Their brains are very big too
Elephant shrews
They can really move
18 miles an hour
One of the worlds fastest
Small mammals
Elephant shrews
Live monogamously as two
but they hate each other
They sleep in separate nests
Elephant shrews
Menstruate like humans do
So once a month they come together
And they do what animals do
They vary in size from 10 to 30 centimeters
50 to 500 grams
They gestate 45 to 60 days
2 to 4 year life span
Oh they eat insects
Spiders, centipedes, millipedes and earthworms too
They’ve all got that prehensile snout
That’s the elephant shrew"
How am I supposed to do my song,"of the day When
I got so many other things that I
gotta do How
am I supposed to do my song of
the day How
am I supposed to do be do do
I got so many other things that I'm
working on all day all day long so
well I don't got a whole lot of
time don't got a lot of time to
do do my song how am I supposed
to do my song if I don't know
what I gotta do If
I gotta do it all how am I
supposed to do my song with all the
other stuff that I gotta do that I
gotta do"
"Throw away your words, you don't need them","anymore You're
not a delicate flower lost in blue Bones
and bits of skin, larynx tightens up Rip
cages as either form, your heart goes bone
But the rent is too damn high inside
my heart Lost
inside my mind and torn apart Don't
let's start Tell
me is it any wonder that I think
I don't belong That
I'm running past through singing a masterpiece all
alone Or
maybe all alone Can
you undermine yourself in the morning Still
get through the day so unscathed Swim
in a little tap hole, think that this
is it The
pond is a whole world at Neville's
Gate The
rent is too damn high inside my heart
Lost inside my mind and torn apart Baby
don't let's start But
tell me is it any wonder that I
think I don't belong That
I'm running past through singing a masterpiece all
alone Is
it any wonder that I think I don't
belong That
I'm running past through singing a masterpiece all
alone Or
maybe all alone"
This is the Gwei,"This is the Gwei
We buidl all day
And coordinate
Is it perfect, no!
But together we learn and grow
This world we shape
In a thousand little ways
We say WAGMI
We are all ride or die
For each other
No matter what comes our way
And we say GM
It’s always morning in ethereum
Heed the buffi corn’s call
This is the Gwei"
"Now the show is over, they didn't mean to begin","Cause it was accidental, and it was accidental
John
Denil only researched,
Marco and
Casey wouldn't let him
Cause it was accidental, and it was accidental
You can find the show, no five more demonstrators
C-A-S-E-Y-L-I-S-F-S-K-C-S-A-R-T-O-A-R-L-E-N-D-Marco-Armond-S-I-R-A-C-U-S-A-C-R-A-Q-Z-O
So it was accidental, accidental
They didn't mean to accidental, accidental
They didn't mean to accidental, accidental"
when i'm waiting on the phone,"to talk to a customer service rep
i've been on hold for hours
and i'm ready to give up
i get on the line
and i have to repeat myself
giving all this relevant info
that i've already told someone else
meanwhile at the call center
they're feeling overwhelmed
with the holiday season upon them
call volume starts to swell
if only there were someway
to increase efficiency
so they could help customers faster
so everyone's happy
AMC technology
connecting businesses to call centers so everybody's happy
call center agents get my info automatically
and when i'm happy you're happy"
Hello My,"name is Jonathan
And this is Song
of day number 2341 We
need your younger generation to carry on Our
civilization will compensate you of course but take
them all by force Our
power is great Much
greater than yours So
batten your hatches and close your door But
teach them who they are and what they
got And
we'll destroy you without a second thought Children
grow up to be functioning adults What
that really means is always false There's
no definition no specificity So
how you find yourself is a mystery So
we need your younger generation to carry on
Our civilization will compensate you of course but
take them all by force It's
a sad fact But
I'm sorry it's true We've
got no options Options
There's nothing left to do"
Was it just to make them angry?,"Was it just because you could?
Imagine taking all that cash
And putting it toward something good
Hedge fund guy go out for coffee
Accidentally buys yacht
Hedge fund guy has lots of money
But friends, friends he has not
You wouldn’t share the mayo
You’ve been greedy all your life
And you’ve got all this anger
Throwing bedposts at your ex wife
Hedge fund is sure he’s made it
But his soul is a blank spot
Hedge fun guy has lots of money
But friends, friends he has not
Singing a song about a boring man?
These are the things that make us a fan.
  This man next to me
Keeps farting terribly"
You whipped out that,"Mexican thing again that
Mexican thing that
Mexican thing that
Mexican thing that
Mexican thing that
Mexican thing that
Mexican thing
They're bringing drugs they're bringing crime they're rapists
And some
I assume are good people
You
You whipped out that
Mexican thing again that
Mexican thing that
Mexican thing that
Mexican thing that
Mexican thing that
Mexican thing that
Mexican thing that
Mexican thing that
Mexican thing that
Mexican thing that
Mexican thing"
I was minding my own business,"Like I always do
Not begging for forgiveness
Like I’d ever need that from you
When the wheels came off
And I was sent into the ditch
What am I being punished for
Future or my past, can’t tell which is which
I caught you holding the bag
I caught you dancing at midnight
I caught you breaking the drum
I caught you worshiping the sun
Silent meditation in the moonlight
You want me to see you there
I challenge you to a fist fight
You offer me one half of a pear
I threw the dog into the pool
But he loves to swim
I am looking at you
But you are looking at him"
I twisted through the darkened streets cause i,"had lost my way i'd told so many
lies that i couldn't keep them straight clearly
this was punishment, this was how i'd have
to pay once but twice as strong you
can never really know what's inside somebody's head
and when you think you're sure that's when
someone winds up dead but you remember how
she moved, can recall the words she said
then again, you could be wrong and the
tune that plays over all your days seems
like a waste on you you're a fire
hose you're a runny nose wearing panty hose
for two you don't know which lie to
stitch it's like a witches brew bits of
hair falling everywhere with a spell or prayer
you're through I cut a path across the
square and ended up on the edge of
town looking back i knew i'd have to
get to higher ground if the world crashed
below me at least i'd be safe and
sound sleep till morning light i struggled to
my feet after slipping on a rock wondering
where julie was i wished only for a
clock the sun was all obscured by a
dark and massive flock of parrots who spoke
to me in their flight at the top
of mount mcormish i stopped surveyed the land
it would have helped to know what to
do, to have some kind of plan as
it was i stepped so blindly, leading with
my hands could i speak the word a
terror struck me in my heart like i
had never felt and just as strong and
quick the world began to melt i found
myself in an empty space void of heaven
or of hell but in my head i
heard"
You got something in your eyes,"Something you left behind
But you'll never be free of it as long as
I'm standing here
You got something
I got nothing
You got something
I got nothing
Pick up the pieces of all the big big flood
It almost destroyed your plans until you know what comes next
What comes next
What comes next
What comes next
What comes next"
I was just waking up from a very long nap,"In the crazy rain and wind
great big wave came and collapsed
The walls that hemmed me in
I stepped out into the street
The sky toiled and groaned
Water up to my belly
I said goodbye to my home
I saw a bear in a window
crocodile swimming by
The pigs were down by the creek
The hyenas laughed and cried
And then I saw a tiger
I had never seen before
She killed a man in anger
And then she let out a roar
She went galloping down the avenue
Off to seek her fortune
I sat dazed and inspired
The future seemed wide open
Just then something hit me
tiny sharp awful pain
I suddenly got tired
And went to sleep again
I looked up and I saw
The familiar patch of trees
I was right back where I started
The water down to my knees
The rain has finally stopped
The sun pokes through the clouds
And I’m thinking about the tiger
And where she must be now"
Parking lot at the hotel is full and,"our key cards didn't work and my daughter
was screaming Cause
we left her tiara at the other place
where we were and it's too late and
I haven't done my song Now
I'm standing in the bathroom singing the end"
Why’s a small town in Missouri,"Need a great big fucking army?
They’re not enemy combatants
They live there, that’s their home
When you’re holding an assault rifle
Every human looks like an enemy
When you’re steeped in macho racism
Every young black man’s a threat
Dressed up and ready to fight
They menace and taunt and they incite
They’re just itching for any excuse
To use all the toys they’ve been dying to use
Why’s a small town in Missouri
Need a great big fucking army?
These quote cops unquote are
More covered than actual soldiers
Tear gas and flash grenades
And anti-mine trucks
99 percent of the protests are peaceful
The cops just don’t give a fuck
Why’s a small town in Missouri
Need a great big fucking army
To tell them not to protest
The killing of one of their own?
When you’re holding an assault rifle
And you’re staring down the scope
You’re not protecting and serving
You’re a fucking terrorist"
Thomas let it go,"Let go of the mannequin
Thomas
Thomas let it go
Let go of the mannequin
You are not hope
You have to go
No hope
Let it go
Thomas let go
You have to go
Ho
You have to go
No
Ho
Let it go
Thomas let go
You have to go
I am real
No you're not
Thomas let it go
Let go of the mannequin
Thomas
Thomas let it go
Let go of the mannequin
Thomas
Thomas let it go
Let go of the mannequin
Thomas
Thomas let it go
Let go of the mannequin"
I don’t wanna be,"Anyone but me
I don’t wanna go
Where the people just don’t know
I don’t wanna be
Anyone but me
I don’t wanna go
Where the people just don’t know
I don’t wanna sit
Still and be quiet
I don’t wanna find that
I can’t be kind
I don’t wanna sit
Still and be quiet
I don’t wanna find that
I can’t be kind
Nobody believes you
When you tell them that you’re crazy
Maybe that’s because
They are crazy themselves
Nobody really knows you
Not your grandma or your baby
And you keep the real you
Locked up in a cell
I don’t wanna be
Anyone but me
I don’t wanna go
Where the people just don’t know"
There was an oscillating oselot,"On the prairie scene
Looking for an armadillo
Or something like that to eat
Back and forth throughout the day
Going this and going that way
oscillating Oselot
There was an agoraphobic alligator
In the lake
He was talking to the Ocelot
About wishes he would make
Throwing coins onto the land
Using his tiny alligator hand
oscillating oselot
There was an electric elephant
Running through the jungle dark
Looking for the Ocelot
So he could ask him a question mark
He came upon the Alligator
Who said the Ocelot will be here later"
Take another peek at who you were,"When you had it all figured out
You’re getting older now it’s all blur
You can’t see through the doubt
Which way to go
Every night you go to sleep
24 hrs older
Every seven years you completely
Shed your skin
Over and over again
So all you got are memories
You are not
The person that you thought
You may think that you have proof
Like video evidence
To somehow prove yourself to you
Mount your defense
In the court of you
But the person that you see right there
When your 40 years old or 10
The person that you see right there
Will never come back again
No matter what you do
Your heart beating against your rib cage
Doesn’t belong to you
You’ve gotta give it back some day
When you’re heading to
The place you from
When you’re feeling left behind
Forget what you think you’ve learned
Drowning in daylight savings time
And just waiting for your turn
To finally come"
It's,"Joe
He's trying to forget
So he's going to space
It looks like penis
Everyone will go very low
It's
J
He can still pretend that he'll
You'll be happy in space
But everywhere you go there you are
You're still you among the star
It's chill you sound of breath
The mix of stuff's on fire in the giant penis
Everywhere you go there you are
You're still young star"
"Can I maybe reach 10,000 subscribers?","Can this maybe put me into some kind of club?
What is this club that I want to belong to?
And why do I want to be part of it?
YouTube is quite a bit like high school
Popular kids generally don’t look my way
Maybe when I hit 10,000 subscribers
They’ll sit at my lunch table
And then I will say
Heyyyyy
You’re a lot like me
And we’re just the same
We all want the same things
Things
Thing-thing-thingsss
I used to think that when I reached 10,000 subscribers
All of my problems would just go away
After all, if all these people loved me
What else could matter in the big scheme of things?
But now that I’m here
I think I realize something
It’s not about how many subscribers you have
The only way to really ensure you’ll be happy
Is to find a way
To love yourself
Heyyyy
We all wanna be loved
That’s all we really want
We all wanna be loved
Loved
Lo-lo-lo-loved loved loved
Mmmm mmm loved
And we wanna be loved
I wanna give love
And be loved too
Oh
So you love me
And I’ll love you
Everybody wants love
We all wanna be loved
Heyyyy
We all want the same things
We all wanna be loved
We all wanna be loved
Loved
Lo-lo-lo-loved loved loveddd"
The doppelgänger turned into a king and made,"the peasants all rise up The
marionette took control of the doppelgangers voice He
told the peasants to attack the spider but
the spider killed them all The
nymph made a stalactite fall in a fit
of fury and noise The
stalactite fell onto the spider but the spider
played the mirror shield The
stalactite flew back at the nymph but the
nymph brought down the sky Because
the roof came down, the marionette's strings were
cut The
spider shot a web and knocked our the
cyclops eye The
rat king told his minions to attack the
nymph right now The
nymph played the seed of evil which flopped
down on the rats But
the rats love the brambles and so they
killed her anyway The
brambles caught on fire and the rats ran
on back Spider
went into her hole cause the fire was
just too scary The
kraken came and brought a flood into the
scene The
doppleganager turned into a a boat and the
kraken picked him up The
kraken bit down and the dopplegager turned all
spiky and mean This
killed both the doppleganger and the kraken too
The water drowned the spider and the rats
were in the shield They
floated over to the marionette and he tried
to call them off But
his voice was gone and he died never
to be healed This
ends the story war on october the 13th
In the great big trap temple way down
deep beneath"
Hope for the best,"But we hate Elon
Everybody do the Mastadon
Be ready for the worst
So many years gone
Everybody do the Mastadon
It took me forever
To build an audience
It’s been 20 years now
I’ve been doing this
AOL to Friendster
To myspace and Tumblr
I’m too old for this shit
I don’t want to start over
Where do I login
What’s a server
What’s an instance
I’m feeling dumb
I’m feeling lost
I’m feeling ancient
Do I make a new account
For every server I join
I am ready to go
But I can’t find the point"
Oh little Choo Choo train,"We got our masks on
You carry us away
And then back along
You go so fast
You go so slow
Oh little Choo Choo train
For me and my friends
You carry us away
And then back again
You go so fast
You go so slow
Oh little Choo Choo train
What do you think about
While you chug away
In the here and now
You go so fast
You go so slow
Oh little Choo Choo train
Next to the zoo
Do the animals say
Hey we love you too
You go so fast
You go so slow"
Kill the part of you that cringes,"Don’t kill the part of you that’s cringe
You only get this one life
Love what you love and live
I’ve been sick for 5 days
I just want my ears to pop
I write a song every day
And most of them flop
Kill the part of you that cringes
Don’t kill the part of you that’s cringe
Being normal is overrated
Stop trying to fit in
Chasing after this toddler
I don’t have time to think
I write a song every day
And most of them stink
Kill the part of you that cringes
Don’t kill the part of you that’s cringe
When everybody’s putting up fences
It’s up to you to build a bridge
My head is full of mucous
I feel like I’ve been hit by a truck
I write a song every day
And most of them suck"
Steve Jobs is a secret ninja,"Which is obvious
When you think about it
He can vanish in
puff of smoke
These aren’t the droids you’re looking for
Reality distortion
Yeah, yeah
Ninja special agent
Yeah yeah"
debate that never gets started because of listening,"and discussion can be the most soothing debate
of all. The
debate never even got started The
debate never even took off No
communication tween parties Everybody
was nodding off And
I float away In
search of better days Up
the Himilayas
And down the other side And
I was lost in time And
I’ll keep it with mine There’s
more than just two sides The
debate lost all momentum The
debate was a tired horse But
the parties were right where I left em
No one had even changed course The
debate double dipped the salsa The
debate lacked all decorum The
debate flung it all wide open And
body checked Rick
Santorum"
Something small inside,"each and every one of us
has died
You might not even notice
Two atoms kissing
Now they’re missing
Put your hands above
Your head and say enough’s
Enough
Your cellular automata
Know something’s wrong
They sing this song
When you look away
You cry out that you need
break
What’s broke can not be mended
Just healed and scarred
Shine a light in the dark
Something small inside
Each and every one of us
Is light
You might not even notice
The tiny flame
That does proclaim"
I asked Dan,"is the mass of a black hole for
all intents and purposes infinite He
said I think so He
didn't really know though and I needed a
metaphor to describe how I was feeling So
I told you that the mass of my
love for you is more than a million
black holes and you sad and reckoning with
a singularity I require only one infinity is
approached that's all that I can wish with
singularity require only one infinity is approach that's
all that I can wish for Whoa
That's all that I can wish for whoa
I asked you if you knew that the
frequency of flat could make crocodiles sing La
la la la la la la You
said you didn't know so I told you
this also it's an apt metaphor to describe
how I am feeling Black
holes sing a flat 57 octaves below middle
They will sing that note constantly putting human
terms in eternity well that's a lot of
years But
I cannot compare the length of time which
I will love you when reckoning with singularity
require only one infinity is approach that's all
that I can wish with singularity require only
one infinity is approach that's all that I
can wish for Whoa
That's all that I can wish for Whoa
I used to think that my heart was
a black hole Ripping
apart anyone that got near it I finally
turned it off Cause
I had had enough the stars they didn't
shine that's how I was feeling beyond any
hope dream Suddenly
a big bang and you were there and
now my heart's a full star Great
big bright and being star Wherever
I go there you are it's all because
he loved me oh oh oh oh oh
oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
oh oh oh oh oh My
reckoning with the singularity require only one infinity
Emo what's all that I can rush With
a singularity I require only one infinity Intro
the law that I can recommend for singularity
I require Where
I want infinity is power I can wish
for the world that's all that I can
wish for all that I can wish for"
dancing in,"dancing in the round
flying
flying through
flying through the clouds
holding my breath underwater
passing a hand through the flame
nothing else really matters
so different and yet so the same
sailing on seas cold and stormy
landing on beaches of gold
discussing with natives the plant life
hearing the stories of old"
I’ve never done drugs,"Not even once
It’s not a moral stance
I just never gave it a chance
My ex was in recovery, tho
She did a lot of cocaine
And one day she introduced to me
This thing called Starbucks Chai Tea
And if I were to say
That I have one vice
It’s this syrupy sweetness
Oh very nice
I’m so glad the Starbucks workers are unionizing
You deserve better pay
On your feet all day
Nasty customers
Throwing hissy fits
You deserve better benefits
You deserve to have your say
In how you work all day
So that’s why I say
When I drink my chai
I do somersaults
And the battle cry
Fuck Howard Shultz"
You can start with grief Paint,"a pretty picture Let
go of everything Turn
over a leaf Lash
out in anger see And
start to sing La
la la la la la la That's
how this song goes La
la la la la la Start
with love and move to some more comfortable
place you knew in a past life You
start with hurt isn't that dumb You
think you know but you don't really know
what it's like I said la la la
la la la that's how this song goes
La la la la la la la It's
the only song I know and you might
call me superstitious Cause
I put my pants on one leg at
a time me I think it quite delicious
When I can't find a rhyme Start
with touch and go forward one by one
to all the senses If
that's too much then oh my word Then
you shouldn't have built all these walls and
fences Cause
la la la la la la la That's
how the song goes La
la la la la la la These
are the only songs that I know la
la la la la that's how the song
go"
For five years,"Been working on this
Losing sleep
Building alliances
And then you appear
With you’re fucking tactics
web2 hurricane
Confirming those biases
What the fuck
What the fuck hit piece
They already hated us
Now they might never see
All the potential
What we’re trying to build
Your viral stunt
Is gonna get us all killed
For five years
So many dead ends
Just me and my friends
Excited to try
Then you appear
Doing your best to to bend
The will of the internet
To your hasty attempt
Thinking back then
Not many people cared
I’d explain it all to them
They’d call it a curse
And you waltz in
So unaware
Or maybe you knew
I don’t know which is worse"
Is David Zaslav ok,"He makes too much money
It’s goddamn clear anyway
He don’t know what he’s doing
What the fuck is he doing?
I had to download the Max app
I was like, what is this crap?
He’s lost shareholders billions
He’s deleted beloved shows
He’s trying to strong arm unions
With all the other fucking CEOs
Fuck you David Zaslav
He got booed at his commencement
Nobody really seems to like him
Which would be fine
If there were any sign
He knew what he was doing
What the fuck is he doing?
His thinking is so short term
So the bridges all will get burned"
Register your open source repo,"And generate a Prime Bot
Based off the attributes
That your codebase has got
I T T R O N
Prime bot’s an autonomous fundraiser
So you can support open source
You can find all of them
On open sea of course
You get a support bot
Unique NFT
An almost tangible
talisman of your love
for the open source community"
Dancing over Dancing,"down by the river oh we dancing I
said we're dancing down by the river now
we're gonna dance on and you can't stop
us we're gonna dance on and you can't
stop us now we're gonna dance on and
you can't stop us at all because we're
dancing Dancing
down by the river Dancing
but we're dancing down by the river we're
going to dance on yeah we're going to
dance on Forever
and ever Ever
and ever or at least till the end
of this"
it's time for another airport song ,"because it has been a long 
time since i wrote one airport song 
i wrote one a long time ago 
and then i wrote one kind of not so long 
time ago it's an airport song 
you hear all the airports 
are behind me 
oh it's time to fly 
you hear all the airport songs behind me 
and it's time to say goodbye 
time for another airport song 
singing now because it'll be very long 
it's my birthday 
i'm gonna fly on an airplane 
airplane up airplane 
down time for an airplane 
song all around jump and skip and fly 
up in the air catch your flight 
don't wanna be late 
if you sit in the front 
or the back will be great 
oh time to say goodbye 
airplane airplane going on"
"For a while it, I was laughing","What a buffoon, he’s so crazy
He was that guy that says you’re fired
I didn’t think anybody took him seriously
But as the months fly by
And the crowds get violent
I’m not laughing anymore
Because Donald Trump is reminding me of Hitler
And not in Godwins Law kind of way
Like literally and actually a lot like Hitler
Nationalistic zeal and hate
Just change the words Mexicans and Muslims to Jews
See the way he uses and manipulates the news
He used to read Mein Kampf
Which OK, by itself
Isn’t really necessarily an indictment
But listen to his words
And compare them to Hilters
Then look at the crowds ferver and excitement
Because Donald Trump is reminding me of Hitler
Same charismatic ticks
Like literally and actually a lot like Hitler
Promising the problems he will fix
This is how it starts I guess
If you’ve ever asked yourself what you would do
In early 1930s Germany
This moment right now is when you
Gotta ask yourself how far you’d go
To protect the human rights of all the humans that you know
Because Donald Trump is reminding me of Hitler
And not in Godwins Law kind of way
Like literally and actually a lot like Hitler
Nationalistic zeal and hate"
What does it mean,"Jay Z’s getting into NFTs
He bought a Crypto Punk
The Ons
Jay Z
Could it be
hoody
With a chain
Round his neck
Cuz you know
You can go
Anywhere with that
Hey Jay Z
Come complete
NFT
With your Mee
Bit 3d
Into the meta verse yeah
Did he call up larva labs
Have lunch with John and Matt"
Her voice is a deathless song,"Rock of the world, founded on a fairies wing
Her voice is full of money
You can't repeat the past
She used to understand me
In Louisville she moved fast
And we rose and fell in that
We jingled and jangled in it
Oh the cymbals' song a that
Sounded like this
There is no difference between men
a thinning briefcase of enthusiasm
singing compulsion, a whispered listen
An arrangement of words never to be played again
decade of loneliness
I am one of the few honest people I've ever known
She asked me questions
In her low, thrilling voice
I followed it up and down
Compelled I had no choices
And we rose and fell in that
We jingled and jangled in it
Oh the cymbals' song of that
Sounded like this
singing compulsion, a whispered listen
a thinning briefcase of enthusiasm
There is no difference between men
An arrangement of words never to be played again
And now I'm thirty and now i'm thirty years old
thinning list of single women to know
There's a big difference between the sick and the well
Thinning hair and if I die who will tell
My greatest fear in life
Is that someday I am gonna die alone
Of course the funny thing
Everybody dies alone
People all around
You close your eyes you're on your own
So let's rise and fall in this
Let's jingle jangle in it
And the cymbals' song of it
Will sound like this"
"Now, I’m not normally one","To be grammar nazi-ing all the time
You can write however you want
It’s no skin off of mine
but I would just sorta think
That if you’re taking an epic selfie
You’d check that grammar twice
Before you hit that tweet tweet
The most retweeted tweet
in the history of tweeting
has a grammatical error
unless i am misreading
was or were
if i were her
i'd probably get it wrong too
Don't worry about it Ellen
it's a thing we're all bound to do
Sometimes"
This is so badly written Utterly,"lacking in creativity and wit You
dear sir I'm
but a shining example of the 21st century
bourgeois liberal unit This
poorly written tune only further confirms the globalist
left's place in the world now the status
status quo You
are the system Put
down the guitar You
are no rebel youl are the system Put
down the guitar You
are no rebel Creativity
comes from suffering from living in a nervous
atmosphere of day to day suffering and a
bleak future Certainly
wouldn't be him or his ilk not today
what he's fat boring loaded bourgeois liberals suffering
from You
are the system Put
down the guitar You
are no rebel You
are the system Put
down the guitar You
are no rebel You
are no rebel You
are the system Put
down the guitar You
are no rebel No
no no no no no You
are the system Put
down the guitar You
are no rebe ra"
I'm not a spy you are a spy,"is she a spy
are they spies together
if i were a spy
could i look in your eyes
and approve this mission
this important endeavor
I'm not a spy because i always vote yes
B n
I think he's a spy but that's just a guess
I'm not a spy and If i was i couldn't lie
I think they're spies listen to their cries
I'm not a spy you are a spy
is she a spy
are they spies together
if i were a spy
could i look in your eyes
and approve this mission
this important endeavor
He's surely a spy because he's tricky and mean
She can't be a spy because her hands are too clean
If I'm not a spy and you're not a spy
Then they must be spies that's the only thing it can mean
I'm not a spy you are a spy
is she a spy
are they spies together
if i were a spy
could i look in your eyes
and approve this mission
this important endeavor"
When Jon Mann Mann was a little baby,"Sitting on his poppy’s knee
He picked up a guitar and a Mickey Mouse pen
And said songwriting will be the death of me
Lord lord, songwriting will be the death of me
Well the internet said to Jon Mann Mann
Gonna build a songwriting machine
Gonna write so many songs in the blink of an eye
Gonna crush those songs into smithereens
Lord lord, crush those songs into smithereens
Jon Mann Mann said to the internet
man ain’t nothing but a man
But before I let your machine beat me down
I’ll die with a guitar in my hand
Lord, lord I will die with a guitar in my hand
Now the folks that built this AI
They were no doubt very very smart
But Jon Mann Mann poured his heart into his songs
And the machine, well it doesn’t have a heart
Lord lord, the machine it doesn’t have a heart
Jon Mann Mann was writing with a fury
There was lightning in his eye
He wrote so many songs that he broke his heart
And he laid down right down and he died
Lord lord, he laid right down and he died
They carried him off to the graveyard
They laid him in the sand
They sang Baby Yoda till the sun came up
He was buried with his guitar in his hand
Lord lord, buried with his guitar in his hand"
Hammering out a way forward,"Breaking down the walls
Bits of skin and bone fragments flying
Until there's nothing left but blood
Surrendering all myself to myself
Waking up the beast
Hot air rise causing cold displacement
Dirt roads that turn to mud
Flotsam and jetsam
Bodies in a barrel roll
And I wanna get some
But it's gonna take a toll
Screaming all up at the top of my throat
My lungs have just collapsed
As I suck in air and oxygen returns
My blood gets thicker and my heart goes numb
Turning shadows into friends
Friends that I can trust
One elephant is like a race car window
Big enough to get you some
Flotsam and jetsam
Bodies in a barrel roll
And I wanna get some
But it's gonna take a toll
Flotsam and jetsam
Bodies in a barrel roll
And I wanna get some
But it's gonna take its toll
Needle point, stitch work
Sewing machine on the fritz
Knit yourself a winter coat
Crochet in bytes and bits
Hankering for a whole apple
Picked right from the tree
There's an orchard down the street from here
Apples are in season now
Adam and Eve were terrorists
For life and liberty
The snake was just the spark that lit
good and evil we've disavowed
Flotsam and jetsam
Bodies in a barrel roll
And I wanna get some
But it's gonna take a toll"
Crawling out the shadows,"gnarly snarling beast
It knows what you fear the most
And what you want the least
If you try to tempt it
To follow another path
You will see it’s yellow teeth
And hear it’s terrible laugh
The air grows ever colder
The sky is getting dim
You’re safe out in your lifeboat
But the beast knows how to swim
You rifle in your rucksack
Grip with steely hands
But your fingers turn to jelly
And your mouth is full of sand
Pink humiliation
Copper turns to rust
No peanut butter and jelly
All dry and rotting crust
But in a chamber of your heart
You feel something grow
One change in perspective
And the beast is a shadow"
When the truth finally came to light,"Sure, I’ll be your April Fool
Just don’t ask me to spend the night
Bark, bark, bark said the beagle at dawn
As the garbage man’s truck drove by
You will never escape my arms
So it’s useless to even try
Thump, thump, thump my heart steady and strong
The crease of your hip reveals
No man is an island
But only as long as he admits just how he feels
Knock, knock, knock the door opens
And there bearing cats upon her neck
fairy godmother with bright silver hair
No more or less than what he’d expect
Dark, dark, dark are the shadows that fall
Before the rain that keeps us ???
Seagulls flying far from the sea
And still we envy them
Down, down, down the sunshine falls
And the seagulls all go home
As long as you and I, we have each other
We’ll never be alone"
Looking for a reason to shoot a gun,"Terrorists in Oregon
Didn’t get what they thought was comin’ to them
Terrorists in Oregon
Tilting at windmills
Like shadows in the cave
Big man hiding with a gun in his hand
Welcome to the home of the brave
Think that they’re fighting tyranny
Terrorists in Oregon
But they’ve got the wrong enemy
Terrorists in Oregon
The fattest cats just sit
Purring behind their gates
Buy and sell without breaking a sweat
There’s no way this doesn’t turn out great
Looking for a reason to kill some feds
Terrorists in Oregon
Looking to kill and to be shot dead
Terrorists in Oregon
Saying good by to families
Just like in San Bernardino
That kind of devotion has a name
And it’s a name that we all we know"
It’s getting close to that holiday time of year,"Do you already have your gifts picked out?
If not:
You should commission a song from me
For somebody in your life
It’s quick and it’s easy
And it’s something they’ll really like
Cause we make it just for them
You tell me what to write about and then
I write the song and you’ll see the look on their face
I get a lotta commissions around this time of year
So there’s no time to waste"
Black black red,"White black red
White white yellow
Yin Yang Bang A Rang
I couldn’t see
I couldn’t breath
And the octopus
Had it’s mind
Controlling me
I was stuck
The store shut down
We went underground
To fight big business
We had to sneak
Or risk being seen
By the octopus"
and I can't say anything about it,"without feeling like an idiot
i wish i had something profound
or interesting to say
but all i'm getting are these words
and this boring melody
there's always so much happening in the world
that if i wrote something specific
i'd lock that song to a place and time
which in one sense is pretty cool
but in another sense is pretty lame
meanwhile people are dying
and i sing this boring melody
if i were a better writer
or a true freedom fighter
or the fluid in a lighter
i could sing
but i'm just me
and i sing this boring melody
this boring melody
just sing what's on your mind
and eventually you'll find
someday you'll have something to say
and you'll be ready to play it
you'll be ready to say it
even if for now all you got is one long boring melody"
He reinstated the global gag rule,"Just like all bad men before him
NGOs around the world
Cant even talk about abortion
Can’t talk about family planning
Or even hand out condoms
Women’s health around the world
Going back instead of forward
And he brings a studio audience
Everywhere he goes
One part troll, one part ego
But one part of it is that he knows
How it looks on TV
With your own eyes you’ve seen it
And people that don’t know better
Will think they really mean it
Trade deals as we’ve known them
Are secretly negotiated
Without input from working people
So that’s why I hate them
Trump pulled out of TPP
But who’s he gonna negotiate for
Working folks still won’t have a say
And his kleptocracy will be set in stone
And he brings a studio audience
Everywhere he goes
One part troll, one part ego
But one part of it is that he knows
How it looks on TV
With your own eyes you’ve seen it
And people that don’t know better
Will think they really mean it
He signed a federal hiring freeze
Except for the military
The depth of our economic despair
Is gonna be downright scary
Check with me a year from now
If you think things are gonna be fine
You thought 2008 was bad
It’ll be nothing compared to this time
And he brings a studio audience
Everywhere he goes
One part troll, one part ego
But one part of it is that he knows
How it looks on TV
With your own eyes you’ve seen it
And people that don’t know better
Will think they really mean it"
Dispatch From Outer Space,"Song A Day1#565
Out on the edges of space
Thought and matter are the same thing
The last of the human race
Only 2,000 of us remaining
1 for the credits
2 to get ready
new year now
Break out the confetti
Cause it's gone, gone, gone
Our home is gone
This machine was programed to kill
It's got all of human knowledge
So much blood was spilled
Before we fought it with logic
It thought it was perfect
As a flat surface
But we showed it how
it's just like earth
So it's gone, gone, gone
Our home is gone
Our home is gone
It'll never come back
The stars are bright and space is black
Our home is gone
Our hearts are broke
Rings of Saturn and the rings of smoke
Mama is out there cuttin'
Pieces of tin off the hull
Papa is down there struttin'
Showing of for the people
Folks on this on rock
Don't ever talk
But they keep their hearts
And doors unlocked"
Flu is very risky for mama and babe-bay,"As soon as it’s available she’s got to
vaccinate Pertussis
is super dangerous for infants and the unborn
We know Tdap
vaccines work and we’re always learning more Pregnant
women don’t drink, eat hot dogs or deli
meats We’ve
taught them to fear their cats We
just gotta to tell them to get the
flu vaccine Any
intimate contact can transmit HPV
One touch one time can transmit HPV
I could get a flu shot and then
my dog Could
get hit by a car I could report
it to VAERS,
it’s rapid signals there But
that’s not the end of it by far
CISA and VSD,
Help determine causality Nothing
is perfectly safe, But
there’s a whole bunch of ways Vaccines
are studied Three
phases clinical trials National
regulatory authorities FDA
inspections too Post
licensure for you Vaccines
don’t save lives, Getting
vaccinated does You
can’t just up and say, Hey
you want some vaccines today Mening
ococcal recommendations For
at risk populations Are
among the most complicated But
don’t blame Amanda
no She
was just following the data oh Through
shared clinical decision makin’ Hep
A used to be a real snooze fest,
now there’s 28000 Cases
across 30 states Ooo
lala ooo ooo ooo, Always
something dramatic with the flu, Would
you rather get 90% of my money Or
60 percent of Bill
Gates Nuetrophils,
monocytesdendritic cells, nk cells Shingrix
combines with adjuvant Immune
system knows it’s dangerous Good
science takes time sensation goes quick It’s
hard to change a mind measles is the
canary in the coalmine"
Jesus followed the rules,"Jesus followed the law
Jesus did as he was told
Accepted all he saw
He separated mother’s and babies
Turned away foreigners
He never helped those seeking shelter
He celebrated the bankers
Have you accepted jesus christ into your heart
Cuz it’s very biblical to follow the law
Mothers and their children belong apart
That’s what Jesus said after all
It’s clear that Jesus wanted us
All to understand
It’s very good to obey
The highest lawman in the land
Never question authority
Because their cause is just
Rip babies from their mothers arms
Leave them crying in the dust
Oh Jesus I love you so
You love me back and you let me know
Illegal people must be stopped
Every last one should be rounded up
Put the children into camps
Oh jesus I feel your hands
Guiding me as my heart fills
With hate for everyone different"
For thousands of years,"The only way to hear
Music was in the flesh
From rocks and sticks and gourds
To lyres and harpsichords
You couldn’t own music
So there was no theft
Music was a moment
And that was the only time
You’d ever hear that song played quite like that
For thousands of years
Music’d go in your ears
And the memory of the sound was all that was left
But clever humans
You just couldn’t take it
You had to go and make it complicated
With your acetate
With your magnetic tape
With your lasers and 1s and 0s
You just couldn’t wait
To lock it dow
Lock down
Copyright into the ground
Box it up and conceal it
Where nobody can steal it
Where nobody can feel it
I sing for my supper
I sing because I love it
And just because I can have fun with it
I want you to have this song
And if you want to sing along
I want you to take this tune and run with it
I try not to shout
But I want to be heard
I try to be the best citizen I can be
So when I open up my mouth
And the sound comes tumbling out
I capture it only so I can set it free
I don’t want to
Lock it down
Won’t lock it down
If you like the sound
It is yours, you can keep it
What I sow you reap it
If this somehow piques your interest
Well then please be my guest
Take it change it make it yours"
You left the other arm You,"left the bedroom caked in mud Your
boots and lovin’ gone Can
you hear that? Can
you hear that? That’s
the sound of a washcloth boiling You
left your best dress hanging so conspicuous dangling
over a fire Baby
come down, baby come down where you ought
to be Said
baby come down, baby come down where you
ought to be Please
don’t think it gets to me, your lilacs
made of steel Or
your mirror that suggests to me some secret
you conceal In
the twilight, in the twilight I can make
out your figure standing Carrying
a picket sign, hand crafted and designed especially
to piss me off It
said: Baby
come down, baby come down where you ought
to be Baby
come down, baby come down where you ought
to be Come
down, baby come down, baby come down, come
down, baby come down You
put your coat on over mine, get into
the car What
you offer me I must decline It’s
all just too bizarre Did
you think that I wouldn’t notice? That
I somehow couldn’t handle it? I left the
shelf stocked, left you in the airlock, ready
to fly into space So
baby come down, baby come down where you
ought to be Said
baby come down, baby come down where you
ought to be Baby
come down, baby come down where you ought
to be Said
baby come down, baby come down where you
ought to be"
"Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me,","me, me, me, me, me, me? Coins,
Meme coins? Meme
coins, Meme
coins? Mine
culture? It's
about the future? Get
away with murder? Stupider,
don't matter? Gon
even higher number? Tell
your mother? Stupider
the better? Meme
coins, Meme
coins? Meme
coins, Meme
coins, Meme
coins, Meme
coins? Meme
coins? Meme
coins, Meme
coins? You've
got the hunger? You're
a big man hunter? What
will you discover? Stupider
the better? It's
a hiding culture? You
never touched her in a vibrant color? Stupider
the better?"
You lunkhead,"You dunce
If I told you a million times
I told you once
You dumbbell
You crook
You steal and then you lie about what you took
This ain’t overrrr
It’s not overrrr
No no no
You street rat
You punk
You pile of goo
You slimey puddle of gunk
You n’er do well
You knave
From a burning building
You I would not save
And this ain’t overrrr
It ain’t overrrrrr
No no no
You clot hole
You lout
Don’t look at me
Like you don’t know what this is about
You jolthead
You nit
You smell like a wet dog
And your clothes don’t fit
This ain’t overrrrr
This ain’t overrrrrr
No no
You ham-fist
You fluke
You got no facts with which you can rebuke
You weasel
You pox
It’s a plague on my ears
When you open your mouth to talk
So this ain’t overrrr
This ain’t overrrr
No no no
No no no"
Elon Musk,"Has an idea
He wants to get you
From there to here
Elon Musk
Has got a plan
But he can't make it
Cause he's just one man
Tell me who will build it?
The hyper loop
concorde and rail gun and air hockey table
I hope someone builds it, as soon as they're able
Elon Musk is a busy guy
He's busy with Tesla and SpaceX oh my
I wanna hike in the Red Wood trees
and sleep back in my apartment in NYC
I wanna visit my friends in LA
And come straight back to new york citay
I'm writing this song for Elon Musk
While the new day dawns the old day dusks
Magnets and air and impossible dreams
Tell us Elon what it all means"
Otter Things,"4 - You’ll
find sweet sleep as a discovery is made
at a transfer station and our sleep squad
listens on a giant ear. We
rode the giant ear into the station There
were storks on the job and frogs on
vacation We
got turned around and we found ourselves lost
lost lost lost We
tried one door we must have tried thirty
The paint was peeling and it was musty
and dirty Finally
we came to a river that had to
be crossed The
river has to be crossed We
didn’t have a bridge and we didn’t have
a boat We
had our giant ear but it had a
hole in it so Some
of us would sink and some of us
would float float float float So
the little ones climbed on the big one’s
backs We
were timid at first but soon we relaxed
And across that mighty transfer station river we
did go go go"
and she always cuts the grass,"Her jaw get sore but she ignores it
For the grass needs cutting alas
wolves in the forest howl
owls in the forest hoot
but to the rabbit the wolves and owls
barely constitute
but a minor distraction
because the real action
is in the songs that the rabbit sings
to the blue birds wings
as the golden rings
of the sun start setting
and the forest blue
is part of me and you
and the rabbit too
set course with the heading
for the dark blue forest
on the way to better better
always everything is growing
of you
there's a rabbit in the dark blue forest
and she always gets away
from the owls and the wolves with their chorus
of come and be our dinner today
look inside your heart and tug it
you will see a rabbit there
under every rock a bug, it's
a scary little piece of spare
parts for the machine
but the real meaning"
Have you found the road you're walking Do,"you remember Have
you forgotten Do
you know what we are looking for In
the faces of the people at your door
No no no Do
you see the colors and light Have
you forgotten how to fly Do
you have trouble sleeping at night Oh
no no no oh no no no Once
I was a lion tamer with the C
left And
I found my purpose Do
you see what I see in the sky
and the clouds will never be Do
you know what I know about which way
this world goes No
no Will
you ever cut the pieces left behind by
the people you thought you could rely on
Until they just were up and down No
no no no no no no no no
no no"
cause they don't seem to keep me safe,"They scan me with their x ray
then laugh at me when i'm at my gate
and if i refuse to show them my penis
then they insist on groping me
g-g-g-groping me
and if i refuse them groping me
then they'll treat me like a detainee
d-d-detainee
i don't like the tsa
taking off my shoes doesn't keep me safe
they scan me with their x ray
or they grope me which is no ok
don't get me wrong
this isn't about the agents
they're just doing their jobs
this is about the policies
and companies who are profiting
and i question the safety
of the bombardment with X-ray
maybe the government's tests
we're quite so accurate
they say the dose is .02
microseiverts but how much is
deposited in the skin"
I’ve got food poisoning for the 3rd time,"in my life I had it just over
a year ago and so I know what
it’s like I don’t like it I don’t
want it Please
food poisoning go away"
Limited space,"Limited days
Limited time
In a limited mind
Limited love
There will never be enough
Limited esteem
From my heart to my dreams
I’m stuck in this limited view
I can’t see the future so I don’t know what to do
Options are endless but my choices are few
It’s hard to know what’s true
Limited words
For me to write
Limited luck
Riding with me tonight
Limited will
To do what I should
Limited compassion
To do good
I am boxed in by my limited view
I can’t see the future so I don’t know what to do
Options are endless but my choices are few
At least it’s the same for you
Limited life
Taking limited chances
Asking limitedly
To get limited answers
Limited blood
In a limited vein
Limited neurons
In your brain"
He’s going to the supermarket now,"Gonna get a can of beans
Head out on the open road
He’ll find out what it all means
He gets stuck in the automatic doors
The greeter stops him for a chat
The aisles seem to close in around him
All the soda that he purchases is flat
And as he’s getting in his car
woman stops him for the time
She looks like someone from a dream
Was the dream yours or mine
He looks at his watch but sees
The numbers have turned to ghosts
With horns coming from their heads
And a song coming from their throats
It sounds like"
"Sports, oh yeah basketball I use it because","you’re naïve if you don’t see The
national full court press that’s picking away right
now… good point guard DRIVES
Through a full court press Protecting
the ball Keeping
her eye on the basket She
knows exactly when to pass the ball So
the team can win! And
I’m doing that! Keeping
our eye on the ball That
represents sound priorities Smaller
government Energy
independence And
national security And
freedom! And
I know when it’s time to pass the
ball For
victory I have given my reasons candidly and
truthfully I don’t want to disappoint anyone with
my decision All
I ask is you trust me with this
decision But
it’s no more “politics as usual”. Some
Alaskans don’t mind wasting public dollars and state
time But
I do…. I cannot stand here as your
governor and allow millions of our dollars to
go to waste Just
so I can hold the title of governor
And my children wont allow it either Finally
polling the most important people in my life
My children… Where
the count was unanimous Well,
In response to asking: “Want me to make
a positive difference, and fight for all children’s
futures from outside the governor’s office?” it was
four yeses and one HELL
YEAH The
HELL YEAH
sealed it And
someday I think I’ll
talk about it The
details of that… I think much of it
had to do with the kids Seeing
their baby brother Trig
Mocked by some pretty mean spirited adults recently.
Um, by the way sure wish folks would
ever, ever understand That
we could all learn so much from someone
like Trig
(And that’s why I’m
resigning)"
"Doo, da-da diamonds Doo,","da-da diamonds Doo,
da-da diamonds Doo,
da-da diamonds Doo,
da-da diamonds I it's anybody's business nobody's business,
but it mine. You
can't have it both ways You
can't have it on the telephone da da
da da da da da da da da
da da da da da da da da
da da da da da da da da
da da da-da-down-da-down-down-down-down"
"and now it's done, done, done","Time Racer oh Time Racer
you and I are gonna have some fun
Let's go into the future
When my sentence up
I wanna travel the stars
In a futuristic space ship"
Wild turkeys in the woods,"Gobble gobble
Looking for food
Their ancestors were dinosaurs
Until a big rock crashed
And the earth went “boom”
If the dinosaurs hadn't gone extinct
Would we be talking birds?
Would I see these turkeys as my cousins
Gobble gobble words
When humans finally go extinct
Who will be next to sit
In the chair of self-aware
The pit of consciousness
Oh
Turkeys in the woods
Instinct tells the turkeys
To run away from me
But I just wanna take their pictures
To use it in my song a day
Turkeys in the woods
Turkeys in the woods"
Love yourself,"No matter the cost
But if you hate yourself
Not all is lost
I was an ant
You were a god
I rode around
In your pocket
Strip mine
Your soul and I
Will do the same
Until we die
Cross a bridge
Made of grass
Tie me up
With pendacrast
Soak the city
Underneath
You keep time
I’ll supply the beat
Host a party
For the ghosts
Who live with us
In tiny boats
Raise awareness
In shiny tights
Of the beautiful
City lights
Supermarket
Basket case
Watermelons
All give chase
Now the time
Has come to go
I know nothing
This much I know"
Well I just finished watching Buffy,"Seven seasons over two years Joss
he's such a genius So
funny and sincere And
out of all the characters and the many
arcs they plot there's one man that stood
out for me who ties me up in
knots And
that Spike
He started out so silly Oh
that Spike
His story really moved me He
loves her so completely And
his faith in her is all he needs
to endure the torment of having that damn
soul And
I know how that feels Spike
is the Brian
Krakow of the Buffy
universe He's
the one that she should be with And
that is why it hurts And
it's hard to get close to someone as
a human being should know And
so it's so badass to watch a vampire
get vulnerable and close like Spike
Well he started out so silly Spike
But then his story really moved me He
loves her so completely that his faith in
her is all he needs to endure the
torment of having that damn soul And
I know how that feels As
I very well know how that feels oh
Spike"
I found myself in the backyard I threw,"that frog I threw it so so far
Until I found myself up in the crab
apple tree Looking
like you I was looking like me they
told me I couldn't be a fairy they
told me that I wasn't married and I
found myself on the back back of a
wheel Looking
down on the countryside Looking
down on the countryside oh looking down on
the countryside Looking
down on the countryside My
find my fun my fun myself My
fun My
fun My
fun myself I didn't know what I was
supposed to do Back
in the class I was looking at you
and you were looking at me and we
were looking towards the future I was looking
at you But
I didn't know who I was who I
was who I was who I was was
was was who I was was was who
I was I didn't know didn't know didn't
know who I was My
baby I didn't know who I was Back
of the class There
I was again didn't know where it began
didn't know where it would end But
I was looking at all those frogs that
I had thrown from the grass Crab
apple tree look at apple tree"
I'd like to live for 500 years or,"more I'd
like to live for 500 years or more
if I could live for for 500 years
I'd start right now getting over my fears
if I could only live for 500 years
if there's an accident please resuscitate me if
there's ever an accident I want you to
resuscitate me Nobody
knows what the future holds it could be
so so so great so if there's an
accident please resuscitate me Cause
I'd like to live for 500 years or
more I'd
like to live for 500 years or more
if I could live for 500 years I'd
start right now getting over my fears if
I could only live for 500 years I
wish my grandma could have met my only
son I wish my grandmother could have met
my brand new son I wish my grandma
could have met my son maybe while he
was coming and she was leaving oh I
wish my grandma could have been my son
so I want to live for 500 years
I want to live for 500 years I
want to Live
for 500 years I'd
start right now getting over my fears if
I could only live 500 years"
La la la la la la la la,"la la la la la la la la
la la la la la la la la
la la la la la la la la
la la la la la la la la
la la la la Your
turn Do
do do do do do do do do
do do do La
la la la la la la la la
la la la la la la la la
la la la la la la la la
la la la la la la la la
la la la la la la la la
la la la the sun is out but
it's very cold It's
so cold and it's so cold it's colder
than Antarctica
in Chicago
Mama Mama
Mama Mama
Ma Pippi's
calling for her mama but she shut the
door behind her It's
so cold It's
so cold Papa
Yeah First
can I open that door La
la la la la la la la Please
don't touch that La
la la la la la la la Please
don't touch that La
la la la la la Please
don't Please
don't touch that Don't
Sen Will
you want to sing some words or just
jush Um
I sing some words sometimes Yeah
Why don't you sing some words Why
don't you sing about what you did in
school today There's
two video cameras We
go to school early Now
it's my turn And
the song is done Yay
Is that Can
we do it What
is that That's
the end of that song That's
the end of our song for the"
From the still born baby to the man,"full grown I hate being alone, it drives
me totally nuts I hate it down in
my bones, I hate it down in my
guts And
I hate being alone I used to make
my mom call my friends on the telephone
Sometimes no one was free But
then it would be just me me me
me me I hate being alone I hate
being alone I hate being alone I hate
being alone Being
alone, being alone, being alone Everybody
dies alone But
the consequences of this might be slightly overblown
Modern science doesn’t know and religion, just forget
it Nobody
knows where you go and then you breathe
your final breath and it means No
one knows where you go Could
be a big empty room or a loud,
crowded rock show You
die alone, oh yes But
a second after that is anyone’s guess I
hate being alone I hate being alone I
hate being alone I hate being alone Being
alone, being alone, being alone Some
people are comfortable seeing movies by themselves Or
going to restaurant “table for one” they don’t
need anyone else They’re
fine just watching tv, or drinking a beer
at home I thought it would go away,
but the world has shown That
people come and they go and I hate
being alone And
I hate being alone I used to make
my mom call my friends on the telephone
Sometimes no one was free But
then it would be just me me me
me me I hate being alone I hate
being alone I hate being alone I hate
being alone Being
alone, being alone, being alone"
effortlessly and magically,"converting your tin cans into pure gold
Amateurs
I'm tired of pretending like my life
isn't perfect and bitchin'
and winning every second
trolls and fools
I am battle tested bayonets
i got poetry in my fingertips
you can't process me with a normal brain
Dying is for fools.
i'm tired of pretending like i'm not
special like i'm not
a bitchin rockstar from mars
I'm still alive, which is pretty cool.
Resentments are the rocket fuel
that lives in the tip of my saber.
CBS picked a fight with a warlock
i have tiger's blood adonis dna
i wanted to watch jaws
on the ocean in the dark and be afraid
I am battle tested bayonets
i got poetry in my fingertips
you can't process me with a normal brain
Dying is for fools.
i'm tired of pretending like i'm not
special like i'm not
a bitchin rockstar from mars
I'm still alive, which is pretty cool.
Charlie Sheen wake up from your dream
come back to us we don't know where you're going
Charlie Sheen we love you don't be mean
let your freak flag fly but maybe not so high"
Burn this thing bow your knee Heat,"Eat COVID
19 burn this thing Bow
your knee Peak
open banking window strong the wind of law
and you'll never be back Learn
this thing Now
you are need eat eat COVID
19 burn this thing Now
your knees Eat
eat Open
dancing I'm
covered in Jesus
blood I'm
covered in Jesus
I'm covered in Jesus
blood I'm
covered in Jesus
flesh sin earth is things Earn
this thing Jesus
earn his name You
fall your face in the name of you
are destroyed forever Ion
you the window and you'll never be back
Burn this thing bow your knee Heat
heat COVID
19 burn this thing bow your knee Eat
eat COVID
19 burn this thing Bow
your knee Beat
eat COVID
19 burn this thing bow your knee Beat
eat over jamboardation"
Your mom and dad were very brave,"Each in a very different way
It’s all about choices that you make
Day to day
Know that they’d be proud of you
If you stand tall in the things you do
Protect those that need protecting too
Through and through
Edward I wish you could have known
The great witch and wizard who loved you so
I’m sorry that they had to go
Into the great beyond
They died fighting for what is right
But they’re with you every day and night
When you stand and when you fight
That’s Tonks and that’s Remus
In your blood
Your dad knew about sacrifice
He felt it every day of his life
He do anything for wizard kind
And for humanity
Your mom was tough as nails and she
Took pride in a style so free
I know that she’d want you to be
Free to be you too
So don’t cry for the parents who are gone
The world needs you and your wand
Sing with me this remembrance song
It goes on and on
Someday you’ll see them again
We’ll hold you up everyday till then
You can always rely on your friends
Just count to ten"
Here it comes,"There it goes
Wearing brightly
Colored clothes
But it smells
Like something old
Frayed at the edges
Been bought and sold
Standing still
And menacing
You can't approach
All hesitant
Breathe goes in
Rattling out
An array of choices
Too many to count
Shoulders hunched
Beautiful face
Pulled so taut
All lines erased
You speak it's name
And it dissipates
The rain falls
The silence breaks"
They've commandeered the tanks and planes,"The taxi cabs and checkout isles
They've set up shop in the financial markets
They're practicing they're grimaces and smiles
Robots are taking over the world
They're skipping rope and barbecuing
They're drinking scotch and gossiping
They've learned to laugh and emote
They've learned to dream and learned to sing"
I refuse to believe,"WE can’t have what we want
If we really wanted it
We’d have it right now
Now we shake in my boots
At the thought of taking it
but that’s the way they making it
We gotta learn how
To stand up
Cuz the future’s coming
Get up
Cuz the future is here
Many smart people say
No you’ve just got to wait
They take measurments
Say it’s all all right
But their tools are outta whack
They don’t know what to measure for
So they’re missing the big picture
And soon it’ll be too late
To stand up
Cuz the future’s coming
Get up
Cuz the future is here
I refuse to believe
WE can’t have what we want
If we really wanted it
We’d have it right now"
Don't turn on the light,"Don't tune your guitar
Stay exactly where and when you are
Because it's one day
That you can count on
Yeah that
Sunday
It's a
Sunday concern
Don't worry about it
Don't leave your place
Don't think that you have time to waste
Cause it's the one day
You can count on
It's a
Sunday kind of song
Just make it up as you go along
You've had enough fighting
Fighting strong
Cause it's the one day
You can get by
Yeah that's the
Sunday
You don't even have to try
Yeah that's the
Sunday
You don't even ask why
Life
Yeah that's the
Sunday
And you don't have to cry"
Three square meals a day,"But all I can think about
Finding some real food
some real flesh
none of this frozen crap i want it fresh"
I'm worried about health insurance for my family,"I'm worried about how expensive it's gonna be
All the CO
payments and deductibles Insurance
makes me go out of my skull But
seriously it's gonna be tough Two
kids adults It's
gonna be so rough We
already spend 11000 or so a year out
of our own pocket and that's bound to
go up Tell
me what be enough for We
can get Medicare
for every man woman and child It
would be so lovely What's
it going to take"
Cold is finally coming so I sit down,"with my sweatshirt on to do my song
and the world's on fire But
I'm feeling kind of chilly and I'm
so hopeless what can I do What
can I do What
can I do What
can I do There's
a pink moon rising in the horizon over
the trees in the sky and I got
nothing but admiration for you guys what can
I do What
can I do What
can I do The
cold is finally coming and I'm
out here running on empty once again and
I feel so dumb sometimes Feel
so numb Sometimes
I feel like when am I gonna know
what to do When
am I gonna know what to do do
what to do What
to do Don't
count me out Cause
I won't be dead I don't think for
some years but if by chance I do
my final dance I hope that you be
right here and say what did he do
What did he do What
did he do What
did he do What
did he do What
did he do"
Betsy Devos will destroy,"Public education
Instead of expanding it
She’s aiming for decimation
We wanted public college free
For all Americans
Now it’s going to be pay to play
From 12 grade to Kindergarten
It’s easier to destroy things
Than it is to build them
Easier to empty schools
Than it is to fill them
Betsy is a billionaire
Never worked a day in her life
She doesn’t care about anyone
Except those that are like her"
"Well, the number of things that make life worth living","Are few and far between
I'm not talking about money and drugs
And other such so fleeting
There are just a couple when you get right down to it
The reasons that we are here
Love is one
Friendship is another
And family is the third my dear
Oh, friendship is magic
Don't laugh cause it's the truth
Chemicals in my brain and yours
Magic backed by proof
And love is powerful
It can fix the world at once
If everybody fell in love tomorrow
We'd all still stand a chance
What do you do to make your life worth living?
Putting other people down
Do you go home then to your wife and kids
And pretend you have the higher ground?
Open your heart and let the magic in
Don't try to keep it all at bay
If these words are just to trite for you
Listen to the ukulele"
The oculus rift is the real deal,"It cast a magical spell
The magic belonged to all of us
At least that's how it felt
I wanted to buy an oculus rift
But now I want to puke
IBM just bought Apple
The emperor just bought Luke
Yes you can scale it faster
Yes you can reduce some risk
Yes it may be easier
But no we don't wanna use it like this
Oculus rift meant independent
Time I spent on it would be mine
Facebook means you see what I see
You tag and track me no privacy
Oculus meant the future of games
Powered by the people and the people remain
Facebook means the hardware’s free
But it’s ad supported with no privacy
Oculus was the dream come true
And now the dream is tainted
As if millions of voices suddenly cried out
And said we’re not gonna take it
The news hit like a ton of bricks
And it still seems so absurd
I can’t fathom John Carmack
Working under Zuckerberg
We wanted to throw money at you
We wanted to watch you grow
We wanted this dream to come true
But now we don't"
I haven't eaten for a thousand years,"I've cried a thousand blood red tears
And i've wished I would die
The tears fall and stain my feet
Then I faint and hit the cold concrete
I wake up and I'm still alive
And the days go by
It's a curse, it's a curse
And it's ten times worse
When they carried you out
In the big black hearse
And of course and of course
The pale veiled maker
Fed you the source but she made a mistake with you
I'm so lonely
I haven't loved for a thousand years
Shunned by my people with a thousand jeers
They just turn me away
I've wandered far and I've learned much
But all I want is to feel her touch
To be reminded of better days
When I was okay
I'm ashamed
vampire afraid of blood
It's a bad joke in a comedy club
It's a movie plot
Maybe I should write it down
sell the rights and skip town
Build a space ship and make a straight shot
For some galactic parking lot"
The,"GOP are master thieves
They still see only
Supreme
Core
Core
Core
Core
Core
Core
Core core core
On the
Supreme
Court it didn't belong to him
He stole it from
America
They're master thieves
They stole a seat on the
Supreme
Court and there's nothing now that we can do
It's a lifetime appointment
So
I don't know about you but
I'm feeling pretty bad
Cause he stands up for the corporation fat cats"
Gondola knocks,"At attention the good ship stands
Ready to split river dance
Queen of the Mississippi they said
But some crowns too heavy for a head
and
One two three times
Gondola Knocks
Four five six times
Gondola Knocks
Into the whirlpool we all must go
One way or another you know
When the captain raises her fist
Stare down into that abyss"
The taste of human ingenuity is on my,"lips The
stench the waste the sound the ground this
place is well equipped To
drive me crazy To
drive me crazy x 3 To
drive me crazy To
drive me crazy a blast of heat from
nowhere and blast of air to match the
street is bleeding tar drip drip the city
cymbals crash straight and narrow lines i barely
have the time to brake no easy curve
or softest word to curb the breath i
take the undulating earth beneath your feet is
never felt the scary feeling so binary is
forcing you to melt another inch another bridge
the water black and thick pungent power rotting
sour corpse and oil slick i find the
hole where I belong and hide there in
the deep i back and forth attack the
dark and sing myself to sleep i drive
me crazy"
Welcome to the end,"We’re so glad you’re here
Poets have predicted
For lo, a thousand years
Now the fog is clearing
Stare death in the face
Everything is right
In it’s proper place
The purpose of a system is what it does x2
Just like the birdies in spring
Are sure to come sing
These fuckers will cling
To power
No matter the cost
The rubicon crossed
Democracy lost
To cowards
Welcome to the end
It’s all led to this
We’re out of excuses
Unclench your fists
All the pain you feel
Will be magnified
By the grinding wheels
On the other side"
I’m the first to admit I made a lot of mistakes,"Like the time I accidentally sold my bored ape
But I also made
3 million dollars
Selling song a day
13 years of work
And I didn’t cash out, like everyone said I should
And now I’m poor
And now I’m poor
When I sold the Ape, I bought another one
Now I’m selling that one, on purpose this time
Cuz my wife is having
Panic attacks
We need to pay our bills
And stuff like that
We should have just cashed out like everyone said we should"
I got nobody to tell me what to do,"Ain't that every boy's dream?
Here I am standing right in front of you
Why can't you see?
Why can't you see me?
No Why can't you see?
Why can't you see me?
Why can't you see?
Why can't you see me?
I got nobody in a ghost in a unicorn
I got nobody in a horse
Once you found me lying in a bed of corn
Then an overhead came a horse he said
Why can't, why can't you see me?
Why can't, why can't you see me?
I got nobody telling me what to do
I got nobody holding my hand
I got nobody pointing me in the right direction
To the promised land, into the promised land
Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba
Ba, ba, ba, bo, bo, bo
Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba
Ba, ba, ba, bo, bo, bo
Bo, bo, bo
I got nobody to pull the rug out
From underneath my little toes
I got nobody to pull the rug out
And make me hold on back to my nose like
Why can't you see me?
Why can't you see me?
Nobody will tell you what I will
Nobody can hold you down
Nobody can take out the garbage
With a little bit of stepping out the crown
Why don't, why don't you see me?
Why don't, why don't you see me?
Why don't, why don't you see me?
Why don't you see me now?
Double down, double down, double down, double down
I got nobody telling me what to do
Ain't that every boy's dream?
Here I am right in front of you
Why can't you see, why can't you see me?
Why, why can't you see, why can't you see me?
Why can't you, why can't you see me?
Why can't, why can't you see me?
Why can't you see, why can't you see me?
Can you see?"
Hey AOL,"What the hell are you doing?
Is there part of the Internet that you don’t wanna ruin
Sure Arrington’s a jerk
But he’s our jerk
Damnit
TechCrunch without him
Well it just won’t work, hey
Hey Arriana,
You’re a real smart lady
But some parts of your business
Well they seem kinda shady
From unpaid bloggers
Now you’re firing Mike
You just can’t fire someone you don’t like
Well we don’t read TechCrunch
For its high moral standards
We read it for the drama
And M.G. Siegeler’s reporting
Yeah, Arrington’s a jerk
But he’s our jerk
Damnit
You can’t have the original Enterprise
Without Captain Kirk
Just like I don’t read the Huffington Post
To find out the news
No I read it for the cute cat videos
And I read it for the booze, oh
All good websites have certain things that we like
And Eric Schoenfeld’s great, but see
He’s not Mike
When you hook up with AOL
I guess you buy into their business plan
Blogging on an assembly line
Just empty words to be packaged, and
No regard for the quality
And no regard for personality
Just autoamatons punching keys
But I was real people and ideas
Sometimes conflicted and messy
That’s what real people writing freeee
Whatever you say about Arrington
And his conflicts of interest
Man, at least he speaks his mind
No matter the consequences, oh
Hey AOL
What the hell are you doing?
Is there any part of the Internet
That you don’t wanna ruin
Please stop buying things that
I like to read
Especially sites you don’t understand
And you don’t need
Ohh yeah"
Article 3 says of the constitution says Congress,"can decide All
the ins and outs of how the Supreme
Court should be organized So
the Judiciary
Act of 1789 Put
6 dudes up on the bench till the
retired or they died That’s
not a random number no nothing of the
sort It
had to do with the 13 lower federal
courts Fast
forward 11 years in 18 double zero The
first Supreme
Court hullabaloo broke out, oh no John
Adams lost to Jefferson
and in the lame duck session he Replaced
the retiring Chief
Justice with his own pick, so petty But
Adams wrath at losing meant he wasn’t done
He and his buddies in congress, decreased the
justices by one Let’s
jump up now 60 years we’re in the
middle of the civil war The
country had been growing and so too had
the court 9 justices told Dred
Scott that he was still a slave And
with the help of congress, Lincoln
told the court, no way They
added a tenth justice and it was done
explicitly To
get the courts in line with states saying
no to slavery Three
branches of government Each
meant to keep in check The
other two branches if and when They
get out of step Then
the racist Andrew
Jackson came and started to undo All
of Lincoln’s
progress and congress said fuck you So
they cut the number of justices all the
way to 7 from ten To
make sure Johnson
couldn’t fill a seat that was vacant To
Johnson they said no way, but to Grant
they said, you’re fine So
when Ulysses
took the office, the court went back to
nine So
now I hope that you can see that
the court has been Used
by politicians to get what they want and
when Mitch
McConnell is an asshole but he did as
John Adams
did So
now it’s up to the Democrats
to use that power again Because
the right to choose, the right to marry,
the right to vote are all Right
now on the chopping block, give your senators
a call"
"Fire engine red, whoooa","Fire engine red
Fire engine red
Pantone 185
Fiercely independent, full of vigor and drive
If you got a fire, then we’ll put it out
Cuz we got the extinguisher
Cuz we’re fire engine red
Fire engine red
Fire engine red
Fire engine red
We’re cheaper and nicer and we have better software
Than any of our competitors, oh yeah
We’re not trying to brag
We’re just stating the facts
When it comes to admissions, we’re completely badass
Fire engine red
Start small, think big
Start a fire on your first day of college
Start small, think big
Don’t take no for an answer
Start small, think big
Put out the fire with your fire engine
Start small, think big
Just do what needs to be done
Cuz you’re fire engine red
You’re fire engine red
Fire engine red
Fire engine red
You’re fire engine red
Yeah, you’re fire engine red
Ohh, fire engine red
You’re fire engine red"
Do the work. Make,"the call. That
is all. You
gotta do the work. Make
the call. That
is all. That
is all. That
is all. You
gotta do. Do
the work. Make
the call. That
is all. You
gotta do. You
gotta do. You
gotta do. Gotta
do. You
gotta do. You
gotta do. You
gotta do. You
gotta do. Ooh
ooh. Ooh
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"Do I contradict myself? Okay,","I contradict myself I can fall on my
face without your help Slippery
slope in the bubble Sometimes
in and sometimes out I feel quiet but
I wanna shout I can contradict myself Smooth
and full of stubble I'm
in trouble, trouble, trouble Now
I'm in trouble, trouble, trouble Now
I'm in trouble, trouble, trouble Now
I'm in trouble, oh Bitcoins
up when the dollar's down I can't seem
to be here enough Punch
me twice and I'm
no doubt And
then I'm
seeing double I can't stop buying things I
don't want I need to get rid of
the stuff I got That's
how I contradict myself Buried
in the rubble And
we're in trouble, trouble, trouble We're
in trouble, trouble, trouble Bitcoins
up when the dollar's down We're
in trouble, oh We're
in trouble in ways we don't even know
Everything we take for granted Bought
out of soul I'm
in trouble because tomorrow could be my last
Every day is full of poison gas Do
I contradict myself? Okay,
I contradict myself I can do that without
your help Slippery
slope in the bubble Sometimes
in and sometimes out I feel quiet but
I want a shout I can't contradict myself
Smooth and full of stubble And
I'm in trouble, trouble, trouble I'm
in trouble, trouble, trouble And
I'm in trouble, trouble, trouble And
I'm in trouble"
Rows and rows of houses as far as,"I can see
I dream of open space where
I can be free
I've been wandering so long how long
Nobody know
I wish only for a friend to come with to me when
I go
When
I go
When
I go don't be afraid
Where did you come from
Outer space
Here"
Time melts,"Like Salvador Dali predicted
Particles that travel faster than the speed of light
And now, Einstein is gone
What science doesn’t know, they can’t get wrong
I will fade when I die
And so will you
It’s only time
And it’s only time
The universe’s bodily functions can’t control
Stars blow up and fall into each other
Black holes suck up everything that gets too close
Matter decomposes
Models strike their poses
Atoms dance a jiggle
Babies crawl and wiggle
But I will fade, when I die
And so will you
It’s only time
It’s only time
The universe’s bodily functions
It can’t control
There’s no such thing as objectively speaking
One universe as impenetrable as another’s leaking
You can’ define a world by science alone
Because we’ll never know enough
To outweigh the unknown
Life brings order to all this randomness
My brain sees patterns that don’t exist
I write a song every single day
It’s in my nature to want it to be that way
But I will fade
When I die
And so will you
But it’s only time
It’s only time
The universe’s bodily functions
It can’t control"
If you’re quiet you’re losing,"If you’re big you are winning
Who do you listen to
When it comes to ambition
The voice in your head or
thought leader that’s spinning
Does it make you feel bad or
Maybe blurring your vision
Fuck that noise
It’s smug little poison
Cover your ears
And don’t let the noise in
Get up in the morning
And do what you can do
Don’t sacrifice
What life wants to hand you
The attention is money
And the rich will get richer
It would be funny
If we weren’t under pressure
The human condition
Has become quite a mess here
At the end of an era
No one knows what their doin"
Never say you're sorry or admit defeat,"Never take the shoes off of your feet
Open up the doors and the windows too
Let all of the air fly out of you
Cause
I got a feeling you don't know what you're doing
Yeah
I got a feeling you don't know what you're doing
Out on the fire escape
I can find my way down to the ground
Where the words and the sounds all make me jump
And
I sing and
I can do anything
Don't let it go
Don't let it go
Don't let it go
Don't let it go"
Can you smile in the grocery line,"When you’re high on life and low on time?
Can you remember New Years eve
Way back in 1993?
When I turn out the lights
I forget who I am, again
Is this my life?
Here at the crumbling end
I was standing across the street
Every single squirrel was staring at me
You could see the surprise
On my face cuz there was love in their eyes
Voices from the closet came
Spirits stuck in time and pain
Every tree and every rock
Wakes up ready to go for a walk"
This is Tammy Christine Brumm and she is dying,"She needs a kidney transplant soon
Type O or type B from a live donor
All her friends have tested
But their blood wouldn't do
She's got two boys they are both in high school
She's been married for 16 years
Her brother's getting tested but they have different fathers
So it's 50/50 whether he'll match so i'm asking here
Tammy needs a kidney
Tammy needs a kidney
Can you maybe give her
Give her your kidney
I'm not sure how it works
But there's a link in the description
Click on that
And please give her your kidney"
In the deep dark depths of outer space,"There’s a creature that is wandering all over the place
And doesn't know where he came from
And doesn't know where he’s been
Sort of consciousness that lives in the moment
After a long time wandering
How long we will never know
The creature got as far as he can go
At the edge of the universe his consciousness expands
The creature starts to fall and the creature understands
As he becomes aware of his possibilities
And the overwhelming emptiness as far as he can see
But he deems himself all around it big and small
The dark he calls space and himself he calls Fall
Alone with his nannies he found utter loneliness
The desire for a friend and some companionship
So he starts to make sounds
He's calling out all directions now
And he hears nothing back he starts getting desperate
day not long from now
Fall will hear an answer back
An old TV program will pierce the black
Excited and amazed he will start heading for it
He is not afraid of anything he will start to explore it"
Everyday I miss you when you’re gone,"And I’m so glad when you come home
Every day I see your smiling face
And the tantrums that you throw
All over the place
Everyday we do the same routine
Bath time then reading books in bed
Then you nurse and we brush your teeth
And then it’s time to rest your weary head
Everyday I go and drop you off
My day is filled with songs and all kinds of stuff
Then I go and pick you back up
It’s your great big soul that I love"
"For the first time in the world, we","succeeded in synthesizing the room-temperature superconductor working at
ambient pressure with a modified lead-apatite (LK-99) structure.
The superconductivity of LK-99
is proved with the Critical
temperature Zero-resistivity,
Critical current Critical
magnetic field and the Meissner
effect. LK-99
will change the world if it’s real this
time LK-99
past and future dividing line The
superconductivity of LK-99
originates from minute structural distortion by a slight
volume shrinkage, not external factors such as temperature
and pressure. The
shrinkage is caused by copper substitution of lead
ions in the insulating network of lead-phosphate and
it generates the stress. It
concurrently transfers to lead of the cylindrical column
resulting in distortion of the cylindrical column interface,
which creates superconducting quantum wells (SQWs) in the
interface. The
heat capacity results indicated that the new model
is suitable for explaining the superconductivity of LK-99.
The unique structure of LK-99
that allows the minute distorted structure to be
maintained in the interfaces is the most important
factor that LK-99
maintains and exhibits superconductivity at room temperatures and
ambient pressure."
My mom always carried gum in her purse,"She’d ask me if I wanted some
I was sitting in the back seat with a stomach ache
Yes I’d like some gum
The dirt roads were bumpy
It was half an hour back and forth from town
I chewed gum staring out the window
At the houses and fields and cows
Chewing gum in a small town"
"tweet about js drama, only","React could be replaced by something better
TypeScript is a very bad idea
I am looking for a React Developer
The most valuable thing request can do
for the JavaScript ecosystem is to go
bootstrap and jQuery, is this a smell?
I honestly don't know
javascript:
a perfectly useful and well-defined
mathematical concept now
ruined by VC funding
and a leaning tower of analogies
My issue with hooks is the learning
Exactly what a horse would say
JavaScript is the main cause for making websites
As usual, JavaScript has found a way
Prediction:
Someday web assembly
will be so popular
In case this wasn't already
obvious, 2019 is going to be
the year half of devs spend screaming"
I’m feeling worse today,"Than I did yesterday
I can’t really sing
Anyway
I’m drinking lots of tea
And trying to sleep
It’s hard when you have two kids"
Put a lot of effort into your life’s work,"Nobody else is gonna do it
Every time you try and it doesn’t work out
Some how you get through it
Everything you do can only build
You closer to where you’re gonna go
When the sun comes out chances are good
You were going that way anyway
My whims go far and my schemes fail hard
But I can’t tell the difference
So I keep my head down and focus my heart
On the core part of my mission
Even when it’s slow I take my time
Even when my head is pounding
I follow my nose and I always find
I was going that way anyway
She had a tattoo of piglet
And it said love few
Like some trust none
I wanna be Winnie The Pooh
I wanna trust you and you and you
Put a lot of effort where you need it the most
It’s hard to know exactly where
You will never know why you are alive
You’ll never know what is and isn’t fair
Everything you do can only build
You closer to where you’re gonna go
When the sun comes out chances are good
You were going that way anyway"
Play it funky,"Riding through Brooklyn
on my bike
I see an awful lot of things
that I don't like
It's other bikers
Riding dangerously
Without helmets on
It makes me angry
Put on your helmet
Put on your helmet
Put on your helmet please
You may think that you look like a dork
But I think you look sexy
Without a helmet you look like someone
Who doesn't give a damn
But I think giving a damn is awesome
Clap if you understand
They found the highs boson
And things will change
But you'll be dead
When you bash your brains
I know you think
You're invincible
But those cars are crazy
They don't see you there"
Call me kitty 19143,"I’ve still got the whole world
Laid out before me
Life keep trying to knock me off track
Mother nature hits me
I hit right back
My mama  name is Crazy Cuddle
My dad’s known as Gen 9
They met when she was waitressing
He was a day trader at the time
They fell in love too quick
And I was the consequence
They split even before I was born
Things got too intense
Crazy Cuddle, she blamed me
And so I set off alone
Living off scraps on the street
No family or home
Stowed away on a cruise ship
Caught in the stormy seas
Ended up in Tokyo
Where I got a bad case of the fleas
Made my way to India
Looking for the truth
Made friends with some monkeys
They said hoo hoo ha hoo hoo
With everywhere I’ve been
And everything I’ve seen
I realized there’s tons of kitties out there
But there’s only one me"
It’s a Yanny or Laurel kind of day,"Net Neutrality is almost saved
Without it, we couldn’t debate
The synthesized speech your computer makes
For the record, it’s Laurel I hear
I don’t even know how Yanny’s pronounced
Yawny or Yanny now I’m just making sounds
Call your representative
Tell em Yanny and Laurel
Want to save Net Neutrality
For a brighter tomorrow
Call your representative
And tell them the dress
Wants to save Net Neutrality
And to stop mess
Ing with our goddamn internet
I hear Laurel
That’s all I hear
I keep trying
To trick my ear
Yawny or Yanny"
I'm losing my,"I lose
I lose my voice
Cause a vomit came
Cause vomit came
And
I had no choice
When that bile in the spit and the bits of food
And the red gator rain came back up and
I threw up
It made my vocal cords go
I can't sing
I can't sing
I can't even bring myself to finish this song
Cause
I got no voice with what you sing
I got no voice with which to sing
I don't know
Cause
I'm losing
I'm losing my
I'm losing my voice
I'm losing my
I'm losing my voice baby
Oh yeah"
Jack says fuck you Tweet Bot,"Says I love you Alex Jones
Jack says fuck you cool bots
But he loves Nazi’s you know
For their history
There would be a shrine to 3rd parties
And a covenant to ensure API parity
Jack says fuck you to all of us
It’s like he wants us gone
Go ahead and hug your nazis
We’re heading to Mastadon"
We will puddle hop across dreams to a,"place where Scooter
can rest easy. We
puddle hop across the dreamscape And
all the frogs are saying no way They
all admire our puddle hopping ability On
the clouds, we drift away Drinking
no egg nog milkshakes Into
the sun, with our legs above our knees
Puddle hop Don’t
stop Then
we drop Into
the rainbow of love And
it’s enough To
make you wanna cry cry cry Puddle
hop across the city And
my lungs are feeling dirty I circle back
around and reset the dream Into
the broken skyway I find a hole and
slip away I get lost in your high
beams"
I'm a morning person,"Not a night person
I wake up early yet
Don't want your cigarette
I wake up in the morning
I don't stay up late at night
And if you try and make me
I will surely cry and cry
I'm a morning person
Not a night person
Just let me go to bed
Don't want your cigarette
I woke up this morning
And I had gone to bed too late
But I can't sleep past a certain time
So not I'm not feeling great"
Traveling,"Through the sky and all the clouds
Unraveling
All my fears and all my doubts
Getting to the bottom of a long since dormant notion
Over mountains over forests over islands in the ocean
Cowering
In the corner of my heart
Towering
Over feelings spread so far
Slipping through the cracks that have yet to fully sealed
Feeling all the feelings that I've blocked out with a shield
Practicing
For a new life coming on
Tactfully
I sit and write my daily song
I cannot represent my faith in what has passed
I cannot and I will not hang on until the last
I'm traveling
I'm traveling
x4"
Summer lives in California,"Cali lives in Montana
oh whoa They
known each other over a decade so far
away and now so close Summer
likes are alive from the very moment they
started talking the distance yeah it kind of
sucks but you got trains planes cars and
walking and so Summer
wants to go out and she don't care
if you're moving too fast Like
a freight train Summer
wants to go all in baby Goods
of the life is too short to be
waiting for love Waiting
for love Just
waiting for love Waiting
for love One
more time now Summer
wants to go out and she don't care
for moving too fast like a free train
Summer wants to go all in baby goo
Cause life is too short to be waiting
we're waiting for waiting for love Will
you be Summer's
girlfriend for love Will
you be Summer's
girlfriend for love Will
you be Summer's
girlfriend for love Will
you be Summer's
girlfriend right now"
I'm so sick ,"Some kind of stomach thing 
That's all
That's all"
Life is always changing,"And often disappointing
But we must keep going
Because that is what we do
I am sorry to hear about Zayn
I’m not really even sure if that’s how you say his name
But you must be bummed
And I understand
But change is the only constant
So take it by the hand
And say yeah
The sun is always rising
The wind is always blowing
The universe is spinning
And it’s gonna be ok
When I was little
I loved New Kids On The Block
I liked to dance to them
I even had their xmas album
Then Jordan Knight left the band
And they broke up and I was sad
But now I see it was for the best"
It’s the disregard for human life,"It’s the framing of “dark” and “light”
It’s the machinations down below
It’s the blind faith in his own ego
I don’t know how else to say this
But Netanyahu ooooo this is all your fault
It’s the way he’s trying to rig the courts
It’s the way dissent gets lethal force
It’s the pogroms on the occupied
It’s the open calls for genocide
I don’t know how else to say it
But Netanyahu ooooo this is all your fault
Every single murdered Israeli
Every hostage in Gaza
Every murdered Palestinian
And political prisoner
It’s all your fault
You don’t want peace
Most powerful man
In the Middle East
The American Empire
On your side
You can do what you want
Even genocide
He protects himself at all costs
Even when it meant propping up Hamas
His whole government is Nazified
To dump a whole people in the Sinai
For the last 20 years
Netanyahu this is all your fault"
1 2 3 4 Happy,"are you feeling Happy
are you feeling low Which
way do you go Whoa
Happy are you feeling happy are you feeling
low Which
way do you go Which
way do you go When
you're walking down the street you're looking for
something good to eat like a hot dog
made out of a hot cat When
you're looking out the window and you see
a little bird he's so mad he's like
why Why
is it snowing Ins
heart Happy
are you happy How
you feeling Low
which way do you go Then
you're looking for something good to do with
your time not waste it like you always
do with crying You
just lay in your bed and you're crying
N Happy
Feeling happy Oh
you feeling low Which
way does it go Tell
me Feeling
happy"
"I don't want to live in an apartment, ","I don't want to live in an apartment, 
I don't want to live in an apartment, 
I just want to live in it togetherment, 
I don't want to live in an apartment, 
I don't want to live in an apartment, 
Well I don't want to live in an apartment, 
I'd much rather live in a togetherment, 
Let's live in a togetherment, 
everyone will have some fun, 
Just you and me and you and you 
will live there till the end, O
h I don't want to live in an apartment, 
I don't want to live in an apartment, 
I don't want to live in an apartment, 
I want to live in a together man, 
Yeah I want to live in a togetherment"
I’m of two minds about the headphone jack,"Half glad it’s gone and half want it back
I just know it’ll drive me mad
But I welcome the wireless future cuz wires are bad
Serial port
Floppy support
These were tough calls at the time
And cd dvd drives
Now it seems obvious and benign
I don’t miss firewire ports
Or flash on my phone
Although maybe apple went
little too far
With the MacBook One
But I’ve got four pairs of headphones
Cuz I’m constantly losing them
I just know those little tiny AirPods
Will be gone fore I count to ten
But then again when I’m cleaning the kitchen
And my headphones get yanked out
Of my ears, cuz they got caught on a drawer
It literally makes me shout
I’m of two minds about the headphone jack
Half glad it’s gone and half want it back
I just know  it’ll drive me mad
But I welcome the wireless future cuz wires are bad
I know that we’ll all get used it
I know i had to happen eventually
It may feel oppressive now
But it’s actually setting us free
Let’s say
you want to use some
old fashioned headphones
But also your battery’s running low
You gotta plug in a dongle
To another dongle
That’s the double dongle dance don’t you know?"
Let’s hit the road again,"Crossing the rubicon
How we do today
Will carry us out beyond
So put on your walking shoes
challenge you can’t refuse
It’s you
It’s you
There’s a task that only you can do
You got to move, you got to push through
Love may not be enough
But it is all that we got
Pick yourself up again
Stomach tied in knots
The sound of angels come
Trumpets and a drum
And the sky will fall
And the stars will blink
And the mountains crumble
Bring you to the brink
But nothing you do or say
Can magic this path away so"
Today I’m flying to a city called Prague,"Red eye flight oh no oh my god
Put my mask on and I’ll go to sleep
Just get me there safe and let me be
Red eye flight to Prague
Whoa oh oh
Red eye flight to Prague
Whoa oh oh
I’m flying to a city known as Prague
One day it would be nice to have a day off
But I am excited about what I’ll see
I’ll be there for a week week week
Red eye flight to Prague
Whoa oh oh
Red eye flight to Prague
Whoa oh oh how long"
I hadn’t showered,"Since Sunday AM
Showers are good
For feeling amazin
Warm, warm water
Drip drip drip
It’s midnight on a thursday
And i’m on an overtired trip
My baby’s doing well
But we’re still at hospital
They won’t let me stay with him
And his mom cuz they’re not my pal
But the nurses are nice
I just wish they’d let me stay
But I got to shower so that’s good
Now I’ll just sit and play"
i was just let go from my role,"at friend tech i was in charge of
pushing the “$10 per point” narrative I was
just let go from my role at Friendtech.
I was the lead system architect who asked
if we could make the app usable i
was just let go from my role at
friend tech i was the guy in charge
of deploying the airdrop on time I just
got fired from my role at friendtech. I
was making sure the product launched with every
feature not usable. i was just let go
from my role at friend tech i was
in charge of building the whole frontend and
UI that looked childish I was just let
go from my role at friendtech I wanted
to make the user experience better than a
2013 airplane WiFi
log-in screen I was just let go from
my role at friendtech I had to make
sure we get the 2002 BlackBerry
Phone app experience on FT.
i was just let go from my role
at friendtech i was the person in charge
of onboarding the men pretending to be egirls
so it could fulfill the prediction that it
would be the web3 OF,
a claim we’ve never heard before, from influencers
who have never used OF"
No one is above the law,"Not obvious to Kavanaugh
Zina Bash threw the white power symbol
Come man, I know what I saw
She got a text, then she smirked
Come on man, I know what i saw
The question will come before the court
Of whether the president
Has to testify
So Trump nominated Kavanaugh
Who clearly thinks
The president is above the law"
Is it the way things should be,"Or is it the way things are
Is life a black hole
Or is life an exploding star
I don’t know
Nothing you can say to me
Can shake my confidence
It’s all just preordained
Or is it a coincidence
I don’t know
My brother threw the cat
Up against the wall
Did he seem quite big to me
Or did I seem so small
I don’t know
I don’t know a lot of things
In fact most things if we’re counting
35 years on this earth
And to what is it all amounting
If you are what you do
Then am I a series of songs
I doing everything right
Or doing it all wrong"
The sky is getting darker,"In the distance, a rumbling storm
My brain is feeling hazy
It’s cold outside but I’m comfy and warm
I know you love me
By the way you take care of me
By the way you make me
Mac and Cheese
It’s just cheese and pasta
Sometimes it’s from a box
But it’s that extra lovin’
That really knocks my socks
You’ve got me feeling so mellow
This powered cheese is so yellow
And I will dream in technicolor tonight"
Spooky season,"Scary season
Snakes and dead bodies
Dancing on
everyone’s lawns
Halloween time
Fright and scream time
Hands reaching up
From the ground
Gonna pull you down"
I want to read the things that you’re,"writing And
more power to you if you the ads
pay the bills But
when I find myself constantly fighting With
the ads on your site just to read
what you write That’s
when I block them I’m
sorry, I gotta block them I believe that
everybody should get paid Every
time they share something that they’ve made If
I’m gonna look at it, I’m
willing to put up with it Ads
up my butt, ads in my face But
if I can’t close them I’m
sorry I gotta block them I know you
are just trying to make a living That’s
why I’m
trying to do too It’s
time and it’s attention that folks are giving
If we abuse that enough that’s why they
start to hate you Here’s
the moment I wish I could say I
knew the solution and it was easy and
quick But
I don’t think it’s gonna be that way
Things will get deader before they get better
Just know that people out there are on
your side But
still we gotta block them"
"Baby Yoda, Baby Baby Yoda","Baby Yoda, Baby Baby Yoda
Baby Yoda, Baby Baby Yoda
Baby Yoda, Baby Baby Yoda
The galaxy’s going to hell
But we’ve fallen under your spell
Baby, little baby
You’re the one
Baby Yoda, Baby Baby Yoda
Baby Yoda, Baby Baby Yoda
Baby Yoda, Baby Baby Yoda
Baby Yoda, Baby Baby Yoda
There’s a dark side and a light
Never knew I needed you in my life
Baby, little baby
You’re the one
Baby Yoda, Baby Baby Yoda
Baby Yoda, Baby Baby Yoda
Baby Yoda, Baby Baby Yoda
Baby Yoda, Baby Baby Yoda
Ohhh, child
What’s your name?
Ohhh, child
What’s your name?
Ohhh, child
What’s your name?
Ohhh, child
What’s your name?
You were out here on your own
Someday I’m gonna bring you home
Baby, my little baby
You’re the one
Baby Yoda, Baby Baby Yoda
Baby Yoda, Baby Baby Yoda
Baby Yoda, Baby Baby Yoda
Baby Yoda, Baby Baby Yoda
Oh Baby Yoda, oh
What’s you name?
I want to know!
Oh Baby Yoda, oh
What’s you name?
I want to know!
Oh Baby Yoda, oh
What’s you name?
I want to know!
Oh Baby Yoda, oh
What’s you name?
I want to know!
Baby Yoda, Baby Baby Yoda
Baby Yoda, Baby Baby Yoda
Baby Yoda, Baby Baby Yoda
Baby Yoda, Baby Baby Yoda
Baby Yoda, Baby Baby Yoda
Baby Yoda, Baby Baby Yoda
Baby Yoda, Baby Baby Yoda
Baby Yoda, Baby Baby Yoda
Baby Yoda, Baby Baby Yoda
Baby Yoda, Baby Baby Yoda
Baby Yoda, Baby Baby Yoda
Baby Yoda, Baby Baby Yoda"
I am the sad porn cassette,"I wander the globe in my rusty Corvette
Though I find it easy to forget
The days when millions sang a duet
With me.....
But now I flee.....
Rejected, disrespected, so unforeseen
I have no home, so now I roam
Useless as a garden gnome
I was made to communicate
But now I seem so out of date
What use is technology
That has passed into mythology
They say I’m obsolete
It makes me sigh
Where does dead media go to die?
Though I still work, I feel quite spry
My reason to be has said goodbye
To me.....
Please hear my plea....
Rejected, disrespected, so unforeseen
I have no home, so now I roam
Useless as a garden gnome
I was made to communicate
But now I seem so out of date
What use is technology
That has passed into mythology"
"Baked, fried, dipped or steamed","You’re gonna roll right off to dreams
Easy does it with flaky flakes
The wise man knows life’s all mistakes
Now, you’re ready for the real stuff
You gonna get in the oven
Where the grease fire breaks like dawn
Now, you’re ready for the real love
The deep down kind of lovin
Reflections of the morn
Salty savory sour sweet
YOu’re gonna roll right off to dreams
Spit out what you cannot chew
Take back what they took from you"
Josie’s got a nose bleed from the dryness of the air,"Marco’s slept with Addie but Ellie doesn’t care
ship came in last night that was black as space
Harry got another tattoo on his face
Nothing, nothing ever happens round here
I don’t want to live and die without ever getting to
See the trees in Aberdeen when they’re in full bloom
Beneath an open sky i would feel vertigo
Josie says it’s stupid but I know she wants to go
Nothing, nothing ever happens round here
I’ve got the weekend off for once I guess I might
Finally finish this stupid song I’m trying to write
Josie says she likes my voice but I don’t see how
When I listen back to it I want to space myself"
Trump is a fucking idiot,"Trump
Trump
Trump is a fucking idiot
Trump is a fucking idiot
Trump
Trump
Trump is a fucking idiot
Idiot
Can't say
I've read it all
Fucking idiot
Fucking idiot
Idiot
I've read the most of it
Trump
Trump
Fucking fucking idiot
Trump is a fucking idiot
Trump
Trump
Trump is a fucking idiot
Can't say
I've read it all
Trump is a fucking idiot
Trump is a fucking idiot"
For I was hungry and you gave me,"something to eat, I was thirsty and you
gave me something to drink, I was a
stranger and you invited me in, 36 I
needed clothes and you clothed me, I was
sick and you looked after me, I was
in prison and you came to visit me.’
‘Lord, when did we see you hungry and
feed you, or thirsty and give you something
to drink? 38 When
did we see you a stranger and invite
you in, or needing clothes and clothe you?
39 When
did we see you sick or in prison
and go to visit you?’ whatever you did
for one of the least of these brothers
and sisters of mine, you did for me.’
Matthew 25:35"
Mich has 2a days or less to start,"bulk paying down this loan of twenty million
(assuming price is stable) If
it liquidates next goes another twenty million on
inverse + forty million on Abracadabra,
which tip the Aave
position One
hundred eighty million He
only has three million in free assets right
now That's
enough to extend Fraxlend
loan days at most but that would be
without paying towards the other positions, oh the
staked CRV
and CVX
income is going to be down. Going
to be down He
probably needs another $10 million and the price
to stabilize For
us to be out of the woods Or
to pay everything down on Fraxlend
and hope the utilization drops back down drastically.
If not, it all sells..."
We are going home,"We are bound for glory
When the big one comes
They will recite our story
They’ll tell of the day when the tumbleweeds came
And took their rightful place
Upon the pit of consciousness
As the stars rained down from space
Every road begins
With a simple roll
In the howling wind
Just let the people know
Of the day when the tumbleweeds came
And buried your mistakes
So that time it would forget you
Forever and always
This is our final mission
It’s our destiny
To fix your bad decisions
And set the planet free
It’s the day when the tumbleweeds came
And broke the only code
The world has ever known
Because we’re born and then we go
Shooting into space
Beyond the Milky Way
It’s the knowledge of our home the earth
That carries us away away"
one by one,"the stars will all go out
cold cold death
heat won’t come about
no more
in a 1000 trillion years
nothing will exist
not face to be admired
not a baby to be kissed
in a 1000 trillion years
we will be long gone
every single poem
every single song
one by one
the stars will all go out
cold cold death
heat won’t come about
no more
in 1000 trillion years
god will wrap it up
blink out of existence
i think he’s had enough
in a 100 trillion years
no engineer macyver
will save us then
no designated driver
one by one
the stars will all go out
cold cold death
heat won’t come about
no more
1000 trillion years
could have been today
time is only relative
and space is overrated
1000 trillion years
might seem like a lot
might seem like forever
but i assure you that it’s not"
Careful what you read on the internet.,"The best source of information about
the SEC is the SEC is the SEC
Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ
jesus christ gary get your shit together
Is this market, is this market
Is this market manipulation
it's almost like
important financial decisions
should be censorship-resistant
and independently verifiable
by thousands of decentralized nodes
SEC having bad OPsec is so on brand
SEC was focused on the wrong security
Only way to fix this is LucaNetz buys the SEC
Not your keys not your SEC"
I'm a live wire I'm,"a firefighter I'm
a six spider I'm
a songwriter don't go anywhere without me I
want don't fall on the ground don't film
myself in the morning Cause
I can run out without my I'm
a coffee cup I'm
not throwing up I'm
a big bub I'm
never enough never enough never enough never enough
never enough never enough Never
run up down don't you go anywhere without
me I can't fall on the ground When
I find you in the morning I'm
lost in the morning time I'm
preposterous I'm
a rhinoceros I'm
an apostrophe My
brain is atrophy My
brain is atrophy That
that that that that that Don't
go anywhere without me I can't follow you
on the ground When
you picked me up this morning I thought
I thought I was was yours yours I
thought I was yours yours yours yours yours
yours yours I'm
so bad I could have had had my
final but I got I But
I got i Pad
don't go anywhere without me can't follow you
underground When
you picked me up this morning I thought
I was yours I thought I was doing
I thought I was yours I thought what
I was doing I felt like I was
yours I'm
a live guy I'm
a firefighter I'm
a sister sick spider I'm
a song I'm
a song I am a song I'm
a song I'm
a song"
There's an owl wandering through the woods Hear,"the feet stomping through all the leaves and
stuff so good Will
he fly to his home above the trees
Will he fly away from you his enemy
Will they catch a mouse and eat it
Will they catch a mouse and gobble it
up Will
they catch a mouse The
bones come up in a pile of hair
and snot and inside of the owl stuff
Full of hair and snot and inside of
the owl stuff Hear
that owl Hear
him stomping Hear
him stomping through the woods Hear
that owl Hear
him stomping Do
the work Well
I've flown 400 miles and driven another 400
to be out here in the woods in
Ontario And
yeah I'm
tired So
that's all that I got for you tonight
Good night"
Ain't that just what we need Break,"the Nuclear
Proliferation Treaty
I know when I woke up this morning
I said to myself I wish there were
more nuclear bombs in the world I said
oh wouldn't that be great if there were
more nuclear bombs Nuclear
bombs in the world in the world in
the world Another
cold war It's
so cold Some
more That's
what we want That's
what you voted for when you voted for
him bim bim bim boom bam boom More
nuclear bombs"
You only dated for about a month,"She wasn’t very attached
And now you’re gone but
No goodbye, just a ghost
She’s mildly annoyed at the most
Last time she saw you was
At the Justin Bieber concert
You’re really bad at texting
If she is being honest
She can chug a beer
Faster than you
She left her favorite ear
Rings at your place boo so
Nate you gotta give
Olivia her earrings
They’re her favorite
Nate give her back her earrings
She left them at your house
Give them back to her now
Nate you gotta give
Olivia her earrings"
Saturday,"Sunday
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
And no rain!
Saturday
Sunday
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
And no rain!"
you think that it''s over but you find out that it's under,"and you think that's it's changing but it's really the same
a hundred blind birds flying south for the winter
taking turns at the helm it's infinity game
it's an infinity game
made of sun wind and rain
where everyone calls you
by your given name
you think that you've lost it but you've really just found it
and you think that it's difficult but really it's plain
a rock and a tree and a lake and an eagle
waking up simple it's infinity game
you're sure that you've learned it but you don't know from where
and you're sure that the bubble you've made will contain
the big elephant who is all angry and charging
for the one true pleasure that is infinity game"
All the Ice King wants for Christmas,"Is the love of a beautiful princess
Is the warming glow of friendship
To feel like he belongs
He will freeze you and kidnap you
But it's only because he has to
Some archeological snafu
Everything's gone wrong
Merry Christmas Ice King
I hope you get what you want
You deserve one nice thing
Once nice thing for the Ice King
Fa la la la la
All the Ice King wants for Christmas
He can't have and that's so sad
If I could grant his wishes
I'd let him see his past
Ice King you're not a monster
Put that crown in it's holster
Have some egg nog, here's some for Gunter
You don't have to be a spaz"
It can be sad reading Twitter,"When the world is falling apart
The words of anonymous strangers
Can cut right through your heart
But it doesn’t have to be this way
You don’t have to listen to what they say
Glad there wasn’t Twitter
When I was 11 years old
I had AOL chat rooms
And god, I was a troll
I’d do my best to stir up hate
I was scared and lonely but it turned out OK
You can ignore them
Ignore them
First block and report them
Then ignore the trolls
With their jelly rolls
And their bell that tolls for hate
You can ignore them
Ignore them
They’re so sad you cannot help them
Be thankful that
You don’t feel that way
Be thankful you’ve got love
For everyone troll that spits hate at you
There’s thousands of folks who love
Every single thing you do
They just got lives to live that’s all
So instead of hanging out on Twitter all day
And showing you that love
They’re just out living their lives
And that just leaves the trolls
But"
Now that all the tracks have been laid,"Now that all the money’s been made
Now that the the ammo’s been spent
The sword and the shield and the apartment
Now that I’ve laid myself bare
Where do I go, tell me where
Now that the succulents have all died
Feelings and thoughts tossed aside
Now that the rain has returned in force
We’re swimming up stream as a matter of course
Now that I’m been thrown to the mat
I’ve lost my overalls and Mario hat
Now that I see myself clear
Where do I go from here
Now that I’ve laid myself bare
Where do I go, tell me where
Now that my magnifying glass broke
Now that I’m out of dad jokes
Since the queen vacated the throne
Can’t be with people, can’t be alone
Now the heuristic has hit a new phase
I’ve kept it going so many days
Now that the room is closing in
I’m taking off my skin"
Corona virus?,"Whatever!
Clinical obesity?
Whatever!
It’s cause it’s “just too dangerous”?
Whatever!
209,000 dead?
Whatever!
Is Tucker Carlson OK?
No, he’s not, oh
Won’t someone please
Come remove him from his show
He’s going down, down
Deeper into his psyche
Are his lips tired from kissing boots
I think they might be"
When you say that code is law,"You sound very out of touch
To take humans out of it
You ain’t left with very much
When you say that code is law
You rip the heart of out of the chest
Looking for simplicity
In all the chaos and this mess
Ttil you find yourself
Staring at the system gone wrong
Can the devs do something
Change the code or the law"
I heard those jingling bells,"My pockets were jingling too
The hottest day of the year
I knew just what to do
I ran to the ice cream truck
And the words left my lips
I’d like a cone of
Mint chocolate chip
The ice cream man looked puzzled
HE said do you mean
You want chocolate chips
On top of mint ice cream
I said no not exactly
That’s not really it
I just want a cone
Of mint chocolate chip
He said that’s not a thing
But I’d be happy to oblige
With a cone of mint ice cream
Then choco chips on the side
I started to get edgy
My top began to flip
No I said, I really want
Just mint chocolate chip
He came out of his truck
He gave me a shove
He said don’t tell at me
I said I’ve had enough
I dove into his truck
And I drove away
And that’s how I came to be
Talking to you today
From the back
Of an ice cream truck"
Here we go again,"See it all so clearly
Everybody has been so kind so kind
I have all that
I need
Somehow
I still want more
I have to get free
To go where cold and low
To go where cold and low
Here
I am my friend
Just like you left me 30 years ago
Where you been again
With that tomorrow
Living in your brain
With that tomorrow living in in your brain
Living in your brain
Then try to scoop it out and they will try to radiate
And you're laying in your house thinking where did
I go wrong
Where did
I
I remember
Stratego
I remember these boys
I remember where we go through the world making so much noise
Through the world making so much noise
In the woods in the woods in the woods in the woods"
The ghost of Dostoyevsky,"comes to me when I close my eyes
I don’t speak Russian
though he sees right through me it’s not
hard But
it something else some unnameable pain That
keeps him hanging around my brain When
I close my eyes And
I am in that liminal space When
I close my eyes I can see somebody’s
face When
I close my eyes The
light still lingers on I can hear guitars
playing thousand different songs hallway made of mirrors
and the muppet show With
kermit and gonzo I’m
called to a place beyond myself and i
want more than anything to go but if
i ever do I’m
not sure that I would ever come back
To this minstrel show heart attack When
I close my eyes And
I am in that liminal space When
I close my eyes I can see somebody’s
face When
I close my eyes The
light still lingers on I can hear the
guitars playing thousand different songs"
Interstellar matter as a spirit in the flesh,"Is enough to make me wonder
Patterns recognized as what they can or cannot be
Tears my mind asunder
Don't misunderestimate
Don't try to keep it straight
When it wants to soar
Don't try and represent
life you haven't spent
In search of something more
Carry it inside like a parasite alive
It’s telling you the truth
Cooing like a babe that is fresh out the womb
And searching for a home
I don't want to tell you
What you can and can't do
I don't want that on my back
But don't look anywhere
But here and here and there
When you're feeling out of whack
When you're feeling old and dusty
And quiet and untrusting
Just remember
What you are
Pushing on the edges of universe uncaring
Is the best that I can do
Pictures into thoughts and words out into pictures
And no space for me slash you
Do it in the morning
When you can hear the calling
Of the rocks a tumbling down
It's only an appearance
static interference
That you wear your halo crown
Under every hill and over every home hangs
Sloppy dripping noise
We try to make it sense but it hardly ever does
And mostly it destroys
Every single thought the instant that you think it
Every action when it's done
Time is unforgiving and so the grin you’re grinning
Is all the more miracle
When you're feeling old and dusty
And quiet and untrusting
Just remember
When you're feeling old and dusty
And quiet and untrusting
Just remember
What you are
Just remember
What you are"
Close up this din of painful dine decay,"Decomposition of your witches plot
You thieve my brains, consider me your toy
My doting doctor tells me I am not
Words! The right sound
Words! The right shape
Words! The right rhythm
Words that last forever
Foul Carrianite spectres
Cease your show
Between the points
761390
Expelliarmus"
On the West Bank in Bethlehem,"There’s a factory about to shut down
Union workers making t-shirts
Fair trade should be what works
But you can help them survive
No Sweat Apparel
No Sweat Apparel
NoSweatApparel.com
Whoah-oh
No Sweat Apparel
No Sweat Apparel
NoSweatApparel.com
In the city of Boston
The grand experiment with union-made clothes
Jews and Palestinians
Working for a common purpose
But this experiment may come to a close
But with your help
They can keep going
This idea can live another day
And you can tell
The GAP’s and Nike’s of the world
That here is a better way
The next 30,000 customers
The next 30,000 customers
At NoSweatApparel.com
Will own a piece of the company
You’ll own a piece of the company
In the form of common stock
No Sweat Apparel
No Sweat Apparel
NoSweatApparel.com
Whoah-oh
No Sweat Apparel
No Sweat Apparel
NoSweatApparel.com"
there's so much happening in the world and,"I can't say anything about it without feeling
like an idiot i wish i had something
profound or interesting to say but all i'm
getting are these words and this boring melody
there's always so much happening in the world
that if i wrote a specific song i'd
lock that song to a place and time
which is pretty cool in one sense but
in another is kind of lame meanwhile people
are dying and i sing this boring melody
if i were a better writer or a
true freedom fighter or the fluid in a
lighter i could sing but I'm
just a guy that sits here writing a
song a day here and I've
got nothing to say here but my boring
melody just sing what's on your mind and
eventually you'll find someday you'll have something to
say and you'll be ready to play it
you'll be ready to say it even if
for now all you got is just one
long boring melody"
Horopathicus remedies Horopathicus,"remedies or basic his remedies in the priest
armed for us to Ethiopia
44 million years ago Our
great to the hundredth power Grandmother
She had a posable thumb She
had a posable toe She
walked on She
had human like teeth She
had a husband and a baby and a
family Oh
Arnipithecus reminisce Arnipithecus
reminisce She's
related to all of us Arnopithecus
reminisce Oropithecus
reminisce She's
related to all of us Orthopedicus
Orthopedicus I was walking walking with my ancestors
in the halls of time back to 44
million years ago great with a hundred power
Grandmother was standing there just kind of swaying
to and fro We
stared at each other She
smiled at me But
she's not quite human She's
not chimpanzee O
Oropithecus Ramadan
Oropithecus Ramidus
She's related to all of us Artificial
artifice She's
related to all of us Orifices
Orthopedicus remedies"
"Paint, pixie dust and rainbow fires.","cart pulled by a horse
With old wooden tires
Soldier dreams
Midnights schemes
And a bucket filled with coins
Every choice we make
Leading up to a single point
Paint, pixie dust and rainbow fires
An ocean overflowing
And solid seaside spires
Take a ride
To the inside
And see the turtles grow
Into something bigger than the world
Ever thought it’d know
Paint, pixie dust and rainbow fires.
collection of thoughts you have
That all somehow conspire
To put you in a specific place
Looking at a specific face
Not knowing what to say
But knowing that you’ll see that face
In a thousand different ways"
You can come with me,"down to the river
we'll throw our money in
And be delivered
into the biggest pocket we've ever seen
we'll ride a rocket straight into another being
but you can't tell
oh anybody what to do
Nobody can tell you
that's the beauty of it all
Of it all
Pick up your passport
Cause we are leaving
Finding the shores of
Some ancient village
the people there will t
ake us in slowly
we'll have to convey
Then we're not an enemies
but you can't do
anything that anybody else does
and you will be the first
and everybody else was
That's the beauty of life
Ravens are calling
Forklifts are lifting
Big things are happening
Old folks are dying
and in the real world
people are hoping
that we can do something
get this world open again.
But it's cold.
Nobody knows how long
Nobody knows
when it's coming it's coming, it's coming
and you can be
anything you can taste or see
oh you and you
look ahead
with all the rhinos
in the land of peace
savannah where all the monkeys sing this song
Hoo hoo hoo-hoo hoo
Hoo hoo hoo-hoo hoo
Hoo hoo hoo-hoo hoo
Hoo-hoo hoo hoo-hoo hoo
Hoo hoo hoo-hoo hoo
Hoo hoo hoo-hoo hoo
Hoo hoo hoo-hoo hoo
Hoo-hoo hoo hoo-hoo hoo"
What follows is a list,"Of everything
That makes me feel loneliness
What follows is a list
Of everything
That makes me feel loneliness
Abandoned storefronts
And painted signs
Empty and sprawling
Space lost to time
Wild meadows
With no human touch
I love being there
But it hurts me so much
Beautiful paintings
Like Cezanne or Dali
Through endless landscapes
voice is calling
“Follow me
Follow me
Follow me
Follow me-e-e"
Eating,"Yeah eating
Ohh eating
Yeah eating
Building
Ohh building
Yeah building
Ohh building
Ohh building
Ahhh building
Ooh building
Ahhh building
Ahhh sleeping
Ohh sleeping
Yeah sleeping
Ohh sleeping
Ohh party"
There the pudgy penguins stood,"Leaderless and lost alone
Melting snow was closing in
No time even to pack the stones
That we’d given to each other
To show how much we cared
One evil penguin
Had come along and
Broke everything beyond repair
What could we do?!
We’re looking for a new home!
You look at me I look at you!
And we set out through the snow!
We’ve got to stop looking outside
We’ve got to start looking within
Nobody else is gonna save us
We got the power of pudgy penguin
Drifting grifters in the cold
Huddled bodies safe and warm
Face the abominable snow
Monster can do us no harm
If you want it, all is yours
There is power in our wings
The huddle will endure
As long as we all sing"
2014 is the year we married,"Had a kid and bought a home
That kid will be our age now
Before we’ve paid off that loan
2014, lots of bad stuff happened
And I never know what to do
The world is fucked, everything’s nuts
But at least I have you
Sometimes it feels
Like everything’s broken
Lets throw in the towel
We had a chance to save ourselves
But it was long before now
Sometimes it feels liked slo mo
Jagged, chaotic and smooth
The world is fucked
Everything’s nuts
But at least I have you
Ever since I was little
I’ve been obsessed with the apocalypse
And every generation is always damn sure
That this time, oh yeah for sure this is it
But look each other in the eye
We’re all just making do
The world is fucked
Everything’s nuts
But at least I have you"
July 17th,"Hot face
Zany face
It’s world emoji day
Fireworks
Let’s celebrate
If you’re just at home
Or if you’re in the woods
Or in the shade of a deciduous tree
Come celebrate who you are
Cuz everybody uses emoji
Pleading face, Pinching hand
Red heart, white heart, map of Japan
Yoga, fire, checkmark, and rainbow
Raised fist and a banjo
T-Rex and
An Orangutan
Cute otter
And a Dodo Bird
You are Emoji Royalty
If Emoji day is the same day as your birth
Don’t let your loved ones go
Red rose
Yes No Elf Vampire Zombie
Super villain
Or rockstar
Everybody uses emoji"
50 states in a year,"eating all kinds of vegan food
the thing i like the best
is when i can try the whole menu
finding those hidden place
off the beaten path
vegan food plus hunger
makes for simple vegan math"
"This is my song, today","This is my song, today
This is my song, today
This is my song, today
This is my song, today
This is my song, today
This is my song, today
This is my song, today"
Why oh why another one Why,"another orphaned elephant It
makes me want to cry it makes me
want to stomp it's not for my trunk
so bold I can't take much more of
this I'm
only 3 years old gonna snuggle gonna snuffle
Gonna make you feel at home youe first
time around Humans
don't want you to feel alone and there
are no stupid questions no quick ones going
fast there's only lazy questions Try
first and then ask why oh why Humans
are the worst they want us for our
ivory our hides to make a purse they
can't see the big picture they think that
they're so smart with their great big brains
and their little tiny hearts at some point
you get old and the notches on your
belt are only strips of tape it's not
where the feelings felt You
need a thick skin but not so thick
you can't feel Simple's
different from easy you gotta know which one
is real why oh why another one Why
another orphaned elephant It
makes me wanna cr it makes me want
to stop on my trunk so bold I
can't take much more of this I'm
only three years old"
Save me from,"This spreadsheet hell
My back is sore
From bending over my computer
Tags and naming
Hearing old songing
It's weird and spooky
And fills me with longing
For the way things used to be
But I am just a nostalgic fool
I'll be nostalgic for the present in a month or two
I am just a nostalgic fool
Now back to this spread sheet so I can learn something ooooo"
Did you ever hear the story,"Of Clarance Thomas
And all the bribes he took from
His friend Harlan
Clarance uses the private plane
Of the billionaire Harlan Crow
Clarance is treated to a lavish life
And in return, well you see how he votes
Is it illegal?
Well, there are laws about disclosure
But Clarance knows
That he is above the law
trip to Indonesia
Private chefs on a yacht
While telling interviewers
He prefers WalMart parking lots, oh
Summers at Harlan’s upstate club
We didn’t even mention Ginni yet
I think we have to ask ourselves
What else did he get?"
Lap bap bap bap,"No
Lap lap lap lap
Nope
Lap lap blap
No
Lap lap lap lap
No
Blap blap blap blap
No
Blap blap blap blap
No
Do you
Hazel do you
Hazel
Do you want to try singing
No
You can just make up any words
Black
No
Black
No no no no no no
Black black black
Me
No
Black black black
Me
No
Black black black
No
Black
No
Black
No no
Chippy let her use the park
Chippy let her use the car walk
We do the song she wants to play with the
Princess
Peach car while we do the song
Trippy let her use the
Princess
Peach car while we do the song
It won't be very long
It won't be very long
Lap lap lap
No no no no
Black
No
Black
Very nice
Very nice"
Another late night,"to do my song
this room is too hot
cuz the heat is on
it’s cold out side
ice and snow
NOw this song is over
cuz i gotta go 0"
This thing is slightly different from another thing,"And maybe
And maybe it'll make me happy
It'll make me happy
It's a thing that
I sometimes think to myself
God
I'm so tired
Watching a consumer electronics press conference desperately hoping to feel something
Watching consumers electronics press contents desperately hoping to feel something"
Hello My,"name is Jonathan
sisonga Day
number 2364 Down
a hole in the wild while night I
found myself without a cold she left me
here she left me hanging she left everything
But I know oh I know I don't
deserve a second chance and I couldn't hold
on to anything Couldn't
hold on to anything the fire that she
set Took
my heart it took my hands I couldn't
hold on to anything Couldn't
hold on to anything at all at all
moonlight creeps across the dusty and the dull
there's not enough tea to make a part
I'm riding a fine line tight rope in
the air Dangling
between what I am and not I know
I don't deserve a second chance and I
couldn't hold on to anything Couldn't
hold on to anything and the fire that
she set Took
my heart it took my hands I couldn't
hold onto anything Couldn't
hold on to anything at all what can
you say to me now I haven't heard
a hundred times what can you say to
me now Just
make sure that it rhymes Cause
I don't know I know I don't deserve
a second chance I couldn't hold on to
anything Couldn't
hold on to anything and the fire that
she said it took my heart Then
took my hands I couldn't hold on to
anything Couldn't
hold on to anything Couldn't
hold Hold
on to anything at all no not at
all"
I look for an answer under a rock,"I look for an answer on Tick Tock
I look for an answer in the trees and the air
I look in the bottom of my underwear
But I can’t find
The answer to the question in my mind
I can’t find the answer in my mind
I look for an answer like a clucking hen
I look for an answer in the eyes of my friends
I look in the words my senator said
I babble in the of bodies a 1000 dead
They say
Everything happens for a reason
They say
To everything there is a season
But I’m not sure…
I look for an answer in waves of light
I look for an answer on halloween night
I look for an answer in holy books
I look where they told me not to look"
there's no one here,"i'm all alone
looks like it's just
me myself and i tonight
everybody's gone
there's not a soul
looks like it's just
'ol jonthan mann tonight
an empty house is what i got
empty as an empty parking lot
empty as a an empty pot
as empty as my brain
no one else
no animals
looks like it's just
me myself and i tonight
no beating hearts
no breathing lungs
an empty house is where i sit
empty as a an empty pit
empty as an office where everyone quit
empty as my mind"
Why oh why,"Is gas so high
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
hundred all the time
All the Layer 2s
Just give me the blues
I want it to be simpler
But it’s more complex to use
Every transaction
I feel the squeeze
The only consolation
Is we’re burning those fees
Network congestion
The more popular we get
I can’t wait for sharding
To maybe fix the mess
Why oh why
Is gas so high
good time to do transact
Is hard to come by
Can’t wrap my monkey brains
Around all these other chains
I know that it’s my fault
I don’t get it at all"
There’s a little man inside my head,"And he’s looking for validation
And he’d stab you through the heart right dead
To get that congratulations
Why do I listen to him
At all
He whispers life would be easy
If I’s worshipped and adored
Everybody be coming to me
It’d all be open doors
I don’t know where the center of
The universe is exactly
But if there’s one thing I know for sure
It’s not me
All the time I spend only thinking about myself
That little man inside my mind trying to get out
And rule the world
I admit he’s part of me
Ruthlessly efficient
But I also fight with him
For the way that I am living"
as if you didn't have enough reasons,"to hate go daddy here's another one:
they support sopa that's censorship they'd probably
find a way to profit from the damage done
so gettem off
gettem off
get your domains off go daddy gettem off
gettem off
gettem off
take your domains off of go daddy
overlooking their chauvinistic attitudes
their CEO kills elephants
they overcharge for absolutely everything
warehousing expired domains for profits
all the real people our here in the internet
stand on the precipice looking over
SOPA and PIPA are coming in fast
and we've got to stick together"
This is my grandma's ukulele,"I'm resonating at her frequency
I'm so sick and she's dying
I'm so sick
I'm feeling a little bit
Just a little bit
Tiny fraction of what she's feeling
Oh yeah"
Look around,"See how far you’ve come
There’ll always be
More work to be done
You will never stop
As long as there’s rivers to be crossed
You fight for justice
No matter the cost
The kids you’ve reached
They have been touched
By the flame you keep
And that means so much
Each child goes
The flame multiplies
Your influence
Around the world flies
The world is made much better
Because of you
And all you do
The world is made much better
Cuz of what you bring
And the song you sing
Look around
God has a plan
And she’s beside you
With helping hands
Even when
You feel so alone
She’s there with you
Along the dusty road
And every step
Brings you closer to your goal
Every child
When you enrich her soul
It opens up
future that’s so bright
When you do the work
When you do what’s right"
I got stung by something,"But I didn't see what it was
It stung me and flew away because
That's what a stinging thing does
Now I'm in the ER
Cuz I had a reaction
They gave me benedryl
Ski have been nappin
They gave me epinephrin
That gave me the shakes
But it stopped the anaphylactic shock
So I guess that's what it takes
I think that I'm ok now
And I hope that I can go soon
I got places I got to be
And things I got the do"
Did you go bankrupt this morning Did,"your castle walls fall all Did
you say that you had no warning Did
you My
eye won't stop twitching My
heart won't stop pounding My
hands won't stop touching my hands oh no
oh yes oh Oh
no oh yes oh no oh no oh
yes oh no oh yes oh no Would
you like me to change the station Is
there somewhere that you'd rather be How
do you feel about the fenestration Anything
This house won't stop barking this dog won't
stop coughing My
hands won't stop holding these hands oh no
oh yes oh oh no oh yes oh
no oh no oh yes oh Oh
no oh yes oh no oh no oh
yes oh Oh
no oh yes oh no oh no oh
yes Oh
O"
Mastery of skills will lead you to a path,"Plastered all along the path are gaudy garish signs
Climbing down the hill you have nothing left to ask
You are fully cooked for now and it's high, high time
That you slept, sleep
That you slept, sleep"
We’re excited for tears of the kingdom,"We hope there’s a lot of new monsters
We hope the vehicles are fun to build
And that the world is very different
TEARS TEARS TEARS
OF THE KINGDOM
We are excited to build stuff
We hope the dungeons have us in a tizzy
We hope the bosses are different and weird
We hope the sky islands keep us busy"
You know you know you know everything it's,"all in your head it's all it's all
it's all inside your bones in your belly
and your brain so don't give up when
it's Christmassy
and don't give up when you don't have
what you mean at all cause I hear
are you take all take all take off
take all the things you hate about yourself
right now put em put em put em
put em in front of you and then
you start to scream and shout don't give
up on Christmas
Eve no I can see see what you
mean right now cause I here for you
sometimes sometimes sometimes sometimes the world is cruel
and I don't know why no one no
one no one no one no one nobody
does maybe it's random maybe it's not but
don't give up on Christmas
Eve you got more love than you ever
need yourself and I here for you give
up on Christmas
Eve you got more than you ever need
yourself and I am here for"
Wasn’t long ago,"It was dinosaurs
Now it’s stupid humans
On this golf course
I just mind my business
And walk along
Some stupid human
Writes me a song
Leave me alone
I don’t need you just standing around and gawking
Leave me alone
Whilst I’m just living my best life and walking
And most of all don’t record videos
Of me on your phone
And then share them all over the internet
Just for god’s sake leave me alone"
I just go about my day,"As if everything’s ok
But it’s never far away
The future that doesn’t exist
Water flows easy from the tap
I take a lazy afternoon nap
I dream in technicolor crap
The future that doesn’t exist
I should be out chaining myself
To oil infrastructure all around
Instead I’m singing songs about
The future that doesn’t exist"
Crystalline entity,"In the back yard
Chasing squirrels
That shape goes hard
What does it want
Is it here for revenge
Did it come from Paris
Or Stone Henge
Oh look out: It’s a tornado watch in Connecticut
Armus in the morning
Waxing philosophic
He’s such a downer
I tell him to come off it
And he’s like twitter
We off load our rage
Hopelessness and sadness
So we go about our day
Oh look out: It’s a tornado watch in Connecticut"
You can't fool me cause I'm,"too smart You
can't fool me cause I listen to my
heart I was once just like you but
now I'm
like me Now
I'm like me youe can't fool me cause
I'm not you and I'm
not anyone at all You
can't fool me Cause
I'm just trying to get out before the
fall Well
I had the patience to tell you what
you gonna do And
I walked the long and lonely road And
I walk straight on through Guess
I walk straight on through You
can't fool me but you can try to
put me in a box or punch me
in the eye to join your cold or
join your dream I never looked before at
what a little time that we've got left
At what a little time that we got
left You
can't fool me but you can fool another
stinky kind of man who joined your club
or your institute I fooled you I fooled"
They’re the centrist avengers,"For the status quo
They’re the centrist avengers
Take it nice and slow
They fight on behalf
Of insurance compan-i
NO WE CAN’T is their rallying cry
They were there in the 60s
Sayin’ civil rights, no way
It wasn’t long ago they thought
Gay marriage was not ok
Wherever people’s lives are
In danger of improving
Wherever working people
Are shaking and a moving
That’s where you’ll find
The mindless centrist hoards
Doing the corporate bidding
Of their corporate overlords
Ms Cortez
Latonya Thomas
1101 4th St SW
Washington DC, 20024
2nd floor
M-F 8:30 am to 4:15 pm
Need ID"
You can't do it if you keep knocking,"it over What
What It's
not time to go to sleep It's
not time to go to sleep just yet
Oh you look a little washed out There
we go Doobie
doobie doobie doobie doo baba doo doo doo
doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
doo doo woo badoo doo doo babadoo doo
ba boo ba doo booby doo ba ba
booby doo oobidoo doo ooby doo doo One
time two time three times four get it
on the floor get a little bit more
uh oh ub doo bomi crawl all day
and night the wanna crawl just like everybody
else all right said oh calling I'm
gonna stand on my two feet with a
little bit of help and I'm
just gonna say hey Gonna
say boob doop doop doo doo It"
"Deep in the belly it hurts, hurts","The magic I chase is first, first
To go
And then what’s worse is
Who’s left to write these words
I’m screaming
And I’m peeling
Away the lies
That rise to feeling
Not me who is deciding
These misfit thoughts
That split the silence
I am no one
Not the rhythm of my heart that’s pumping
Not the static in my brain that’s humming
I am no one
I’m watching you sleep, sleep
Can’t deny you’re a part of me
But I know someday
You will leave
And this life will feel like a dream
I hold you
Console you
Cajole and push and pull you
All my hope and worry
That’s nothing, just a story
I am no one
Not the rhythm of my heart that’s pumping
Not the static in my brain that’s humming
I am no oner
Deep from the static you came, came
We wrote a book like a mountain range
You sang
The song of love and pain, saying
You want it come and claim it
And I took it
And I felt it
In the stillness and the quiet
So close that I could taste it
And then I strip the misfit thoughts that own this"
They met in 05 on a hot summer,"night in a small bar in Croatia
They were both 23 asking all the same
questions, like what are we doing with our
lives Nikola
introduced them Tina
thought he looked like Tarantino
And that was it, that was instantly it
They started talking to each other and they
haven't stopped since Tina
and Ozzy
It's their anniversary 8 years of adventures Like
losing all their money On
the first day of vacation two years in
a row To
moving to Perth
a year and half ago And
neither of them like sports at all Their
friends always say that they're a perfect match
cause they have so much to talk about
They don't understand the idea of being bored
they love to go to a good restaurants
Tina finds things that are lost Oz
can fix all the computers When
Tina cooks you can see Oz
Jumping around like a happy puppy Tina
says that colors are shinier when Oz
is around Oz
says i love you so much I'd
live with you at the end of the
world They
are partners and best friends they decide it
all together"
I can’t sleep,"I’m so tired
The walls are looking at me
Earplugs
Facemask
Fans on
Full blast
Nothing’s
Working
My brain’s
Bleeding
Make love
Jerk off
Don’t wake
Wife up
See the
Shadow
Won’t let
You go"
I didn’t hear them coming,"They took me in the night
Clouds that looked like rainbows
Through windows made of light
They didn’t have a seat belt
Somehow I felt safe
They calmed me with their thoughts
They saw concern upon my face
I knew where we were headed
I didn’t have to ask
My limbs felt like they were
Dissolving away fast
Nothing was alarming
I felt curious most of all
I was the same size
But I felt about a million miles tall
They brought an instrument
Unlike any I had seen
They asked me to write a song
And I started to sing
They all turned glowing red
And twisted into hearts
They exploded into laughter
When I sang the final part
Every single part of me
Was in a different spot
I didn’t know who I was
Or who I was not
They bathed me and clothed me
Like I was a child
I told them I was hungry
And dear listener they just smiled"
6 channel printing calibration is hilariously arcane,"One, two, three generations are expanding through the change
That broken perversion is what we call culture
Primacy is the perspective of the viewer
All - my - friends turned into avatars
in a place I don’t like to go
And - I - am so much older now
I learned a lot
But there’s so much I don’t know
Getting sued is not cool, we’re not trying to get sued
With our military robot art and our giant fruit loop
Extremely capitalist with an anti-capitalist bent
Not users and not audience but quasi-communist friends
Third eye opening up with purpose and with light
Is this what heroin must be like?
If Trump won, then does it negate all the we did
Bill Clinton is sexist, because of course he is
It’s not just food and shelter, we’re little monkeys that need love
Building ramps with your dad, maybe that’s enough
Game and watch donkey kong, that was a lifeline
When you don’t feel human, making things can be the light
NASA is not run by astrologers, oh no
Equatorial vs elliptic you don’t know about timezones
4000 years correlations in the sky
You can spend a night in jail but it’s actually fine
The more you know, the harder it is to grow
Your 40s are grim, you are an aging pro
On the career staircase, I’m not done yet
Til my lifetime achievement and/or death"
And made our many journeys,"Do we all lay down our heads
And rest on penguin gurneys?
NO!
We set up the PA system
Just plug in the penguin ???
When our penguin work is done
We break ???
We’re penguins, we’re having a party x2
???
Don’t be shy, don’t be late
We may be birds but we can’t fly
???
???
I’m gonna dance to the rhythm of the sea
Well I’m gonna dance with the rhythm of the storm
??? Global Warming!
We’re penguins, we’re having a party x2
Let’s have a penguin party
Penguin party x1 Jillion
We’re penguins, we’re having a party x1 Jillion"
Well it ain’t easy,"No it ain’t easy
No it ain’t easy
No it ain’t easy
No it ain’t easy
No it ain’t easy
Say it ain’t easy
No it ain’t easy
No it ain’t easy-yyyyy
No it ain’t easy
No it ain’t easy
No it ain’t easy
No it ain’t easy
No it ain’t easy
Say it ain’t easy
No it’s not easy
No no no no n no
No no no no no no
It ain’t easy
No not easy
It’s also not easy
It’s not easy"
She loves Pasta and she loves to travel,"Collecting airmiles all over the place
Long Island to London and now Singapore
I’m singing of course of Andrea Abbate
She’s loves to be centre of attention
She lights up a room and puts other’s first
She’s smart and loyal and makes everyone laugh
And she is a proud feminist
Andrea Abbate
Would sneak into the city
For theatre and comedy
When she was 16
She went to Russia
And to Florence
That’s where she met ben
The rest’s history
She hates all forms of inequality
She hates to exercise but she does
She hates intolerance and man splaining
But it’s being in the mountains she loves
She loves her mom and her brother rob
She loves Ben her husband too
And so Andrea he just wanted me to say
Happy Birthday to you
Happy"
Gather around and I'll,"tell you a tale wild strange man you
should all know well Jonathan
Hartcheck you'll know him because over and over
there's things he does Things
he does for years and years he left
a comment every day they should play this
song on the radio This
song is great And
since the 4th of December
21 1 he's been making water drinking videos
for fun Nine
years later he's very hydrated 10000 videos a
year he's made it Why
do we do the things we do Why
mommy Why
are you You
Ooh ooh why are you One
time he counted all the way to 100k
another time he uploaded the longest video that
you could Back
in the day he sent me a care
package full of very strange stuff and I
was grateful But
nine years later he's very hydrated 10000 videos
So yeah he's made Why
do we do the things we do Why
Mind me Why
are you Why
are you you Jonathan
Why are you"
you can leave your old life all behind,"you can change your name and change your
mind everything that made you what you are
will be atomic dust that forms new stars
when we build our new home on the
moon no one there will judge you or
make fun you'll be free to become anyone
and reflected by the light of the noontime
sun you'll try to think of a bad
thought but you won't find one when we
build our new home on the moon you
will sell every last thing you own and
what's more: you will never be alone and
the dying stars will be your guiding light
blasting asteroids with lasers bright when we build
our new home on the moon say goodbye
to the demons that have haunted you can
have the life you've always wanted all the
weight you've been carrying around with you will
dissipate just as soon you see the earth
so blue when we build our new home
on the moon without gravity to let you
crouch and hide all the goodness that you
keep inside will come bursting forth like a
solar flare when it comes to happiness you'll
be a billionaire when we build our new
home on the moon see the people doing
the best they can they skate and celebrate
like earth bound man but you and i
in the sky on their horizon loom building
forts and a life in the great vacuum"
Are you gonna rock,"Are you gonna roll
Where you gonna go
Gotta pay the toll
Are we in the future
Are we in the past
Are we gonna first
When the ghost goes last
Gimme gimme gimme gimme something big
They can’t deny just what it is
Gimme gimme gimme gimme something sharp
Gotta have soul
Gotta have heart
Tell it like it is
Tell it like it ain’t
Watch the road
Watch the paint
Toilet humor
Out the back
Big train coming
Old smoke stack
Gimme gimme gimme gimme something big
They can’t deny just what it is
Gimme gimme gimme gimme something sharp
Gotta have soul
Gotta have heart
Similar same
It’s just the stuff
One’s a little
One’s enough
Bigger than stuck
Bigger than muck
Out of the bank
Out of luck
Gimme gimme gimme gimme something big
They can’t deny just what it is
Gimme gimme gimme gimme something sharp
Gotta have soul
Gotta have heart"
Emily and Silver met 12 years ago,"They were only 6 years old
When they were 11 they became best friends
They were inseparable
They grew and grew together they grew
All through junior high and high school's long climb
Grew closer and closer they had each other
And when they were 15 they kissed for the first time
Happy Anniversary
Emily and Silver
Young love is beautiful so beautiful
Love is up then it's down
But you'll always fight through it
You fit together like a yin and a yang
Oh Silver Oh silver Emily wants you to know
That you're beautiful even if you don't think so
You give sense to her world and no matter how dark
and hard life might get she'll never go
And your smile and laughter, It makes her so happy
And the future's not scary though it may look that way
And you are not alone
And you are not alone"
Sorry to everyone I left out! D'oh!,"Joey, Akari, Amanda, and Sam
Chaya, Maria, Michelle, and Pam
Stephanie, Emerald, Ivory, and Chad
James, Beth, Michael, and Adi
Sarah, Alexa, Elizabeth, Sean
Jory, Casey, Tiffany, Hans
Alex, Erin, Charles and Jan
Meggan, Tanya, Sara and Ken
Janet, Gekko, Seana and Edd
Ian, Travis, Arielle and Seb
Gretchen, Jonathan, Becky and Lex
Mandy, Bradley, Richard and Jess
Kristen, Evelyn, AJ and Greg
Molly, Pasquale, Jenna and Wren
Tooba, Gillian, Georgia and Myke
Amrita, Bradley, Richard and Mark
Thank you for wishing me a happy birthday through text message
Dave, Kathryn, Paul and Trinna
Sue, Jack, Dan, Carishma
Denise, Julie, Danny and Dustin
Brian , Cara, David and Ronen
Graham, Abigail, Pamela, Bailey
Becky, Geoff, Melissa and Hailey
Phoebe, Shannon, Jacob and Karen
Sanae, Javier, Kelly and Erin
Valerie, Lauren, Bobby and Hans
Aaron, Kelly, Jessica and Tom
Thomas, Robert, Catherine and Anna
Jamie, Erica, Edward and Leah
Kristy, Daniel, Junio and Keith
Kelley, Josh, James and E"
Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey,"hey hey hey little baby hey hey hey
hey hey little baby hey hey hey hey
hey hey little baby hey hey hey little
baby hey hey hey hey hey little baby
hey hey hey hey hey little baby hey
hey hey hey hey little baby hey Mama's
on the phone She's
on the phone Mama's
on the phone Mama's
on the phone Hey
little baby hey hey hey hey little baby
hey hey little baby hey little baby little
baby little baby Ha
little baby Hair"
when the night closes around you,"you're sure that something's there
you can see or smell or touch it
but you feel it in the air
You walk back to your room
all the while looking behind
That's the animal inside you
That's the animal mind
a darkened street before you
headphones in your ears
in the corner of your eye there's movement
you turn to see more clear
a racoon stares up at you
and you're frightened blind
that's the animal inside you
that's the animal mind
when you're logic fails you
and your senses grow
the universe impales you
on a tower made of i don't know
you're fast asleep and dreaming
of some long forsaken place
the door to your room is opened
and you come rushing back through time and space
an enemy to be defeated
a lover being soft and kind
that's the animal inside you
that's the animal mind
there's no window and no doorway
in this room and i'm all alone
not a soul to talk to
in my mind a high pitched drone
as i pace and i lose perspective
one human being confined
i am the animal inside me
i am the animal mind
you can't fight what you're made of
evolution's slow
and you will always be afraid of
that tower made of i don't know"
He's a podcast junkie and completist He,"listens in order of release He
grew up in a suburb of Montreal
He's got two chemistry master's degrees but he
decided to go into politics He
spends a lot of time in coffee shops
befriending baristas left and a right He
loves to chat He
loves to talk Ilya
Auerbachi Ogus
He's just as Jewish
as Sam
He's obsessed with Thai
food and crispy fish He's
a no pants kind of man He
believes sports will get you hurt and he
won't be found playing His
favorite cocktail is the corpse Reviver
number two That's
what I'm
saying His
butt attracts a lot of attention That's
right his butt I said his butt He's
often perceived as gay but he's not But
his butt drives him nuts Drives
him so so nuts Oh
Ilya our boxy oh Gus
He's just as Jewish
as Sam
He's obsessed with Thai
food and crispy fish He's
a no pants kind of man No
pants kind Ilia
our bossy oh yes He's
just as Jewish
as Sam
He's obsessed with Thai
food and crispy fish He's
a no pants kind of man No
pants kind of man"
I never been able to make a much,"money off my songs Working
hard with my nose through the microphone every
single day but anytime I try to make
a little money Somebody
make you feel guilty like you so what
you saw when you're just trying to live
you're just trying to live But
I need those guys something to say Ryan
who's got a message for me It
goes down Just
a little capitalist asshole tonight Just
a little capitalist asshole and just a little
capitalist asshole tonight I Just
a little capitalist asshole Ah
Spent 13 years and longer writing these songs
Sometimes they suck but that's all right Cause
life's too short there's always someone trying to
tell me that I'm
not good enough or this or that but
it's like whatever dude I'll
just be writing my songs I'm
buying Something
to say and he knows Got
a message for me and it goes down
Just a little capitalist asshole tonight Just
a little capitalist asshole little capitalist asshole tonight
and I'm
just a little capitalist asshole Just
a little capitalist According
to Brian
Eno"
Don't know nothing,"Bout video games
Don't know nothing
And that's OK
You just go for pro
Go for pro
You just go for pro
Go for pro
Just gonna do your best and go for pro
Hidey hidey hidey hidey ho
They telling me to go for pro
Lawdy Lawdy Lawdy Lawdy no
They keep saying to go for pro
So I go go go go go go
Go for pro
Gotta gotta go for pro 
One thing in this world you gotta know 
Play some Zelda 
If that's too hard you don't know
You beat your chest
You do your best
And go for pro
You just go for pro
Go for pro
You just go for pro
Go for pro
You just do your best 
like donkey king beat your chest
You Go for pro
Hide it on down and go for bro
Hidey hidey hidey hidey ho
They telling me to go for pro
Hidey hidey hidey hidey ho
They telling me to go for pro
She makes milk shakes in the kitchen
Nachoes in there too
Try that bean dip baby
And that chili cheese dog too
We got quail
We got a couple of hues
We got some recliners
In case you haven
in case you haven't heard the news
You just go for pro you just go for pro
Yeah go home for pro
Hidey hidey hidey hidey ho
Just go for bro
I bet go for bro
What you gotta do
You gotta go for bro
Who you gotta be
You gotta go for bro
Road
What you got to do you got to go for road
Hidey hidey hidey hidey ho
You got to go for road
Lawdy Lawdy Lawdy Lawdy no
You got to go for ro"
Woke up and I went back to sleep,"Had another dream about everything
Looking for something new to me
Made of crystal balls
New dose makes me want to nap
All day long but I can’t do that
I have to be like an alley cat
Always proud and strong
And I see the point
Of all your schemes
But I can’t fight
With my dreams
And I don’t hear words
Just trombone sounds
Until I zone out
All night
Covering up for what I lack
With a pile of bricks and heart attack
Ashkenazi gut and a bad back
Carrying heavy loads
Float me down the river Thames
Tell the truth to all my friends
They’re better off with odds and ends
Following their nose
I"
people smoke cigarettes,"even thought they know it's bad
and it always makes my throat hurt
and i'm annoyed by that
we animals are slaves
to input stimuli
conflicting wishes and desires
no matter the consequoi
freedom of speech
freedom to reach
freedom to fail
freedom to care
there's so much i wanna do
and i just know i can
given certain circumstances
i've got no master plan
i'm turning 30 in 6 months
and i say it's significant
but everyone lives and grows and dies
so deep down i know it isn't
my default structure for a song
is 3 verses and chorus' too
maybe a bridge if i got the time
unlike tonight in which i not do
i should be changing the world
instead i'm writing a song
about nothing everything all at once
and you can't even sing along"
"One, two, one, two, three, four","There’s no way
This song could be good
‘Cause I’m just too ti-i-red
But I will write it anyway
Who needs to be inspired
I shot inspiration
That shit is overrated
I’ll make a lump of clay today
Don’t need to be gold-plated
There’s no way
That this song could be good
I can hardly play-y-y
My head feels like it’s on fire
And I need a drink
I don’t got no muse
Guiding my hand
It’s just me and my uke
I don’t need a whole band
And there’s no way
That this song could be good
It’s 11:30pm
I woke up really early today
And it’s been a long weekend
You won’t feel anything
By the end of this song
It’ll be like I never sang it
And it won’t carry on
Like, na na na na na na na
Na na, no no no no no
Na na na na na na na
Na nan a
Na na no no no no no
There’s no way that this song
That this song, that this song will be good"
I don’t much feel like singing today,"I mostly feel like running away
I wish that I could somehow wake
From this nightmare United States
The bad timeline, we got the bad timeline
No this is not fine, we’re in the bad timeline
Who can say when we went off the road
I’d maybe pin it 1980 or so
Alternate history lights up my mind
But we’re stuck in this timeline
And that’s all I’ve got to say about that
Oh wait I have more to say
Asteroid, wildfire, hurricane, earthquake
At the moment I’ve got a splitting headache
I wish that I could somehow wake
From this nightmare United States"
Behind my house and I look like him,"I didn't call it Maggie
I just tromped around the woods pretending I
was Link
Pretending I was those two boys from country
Nobody sees you when you're just a little
kid Doing
all your fun things in your own little
world in your own spaceship Flying
through your mind Everywhere
you go you never know Marble
madness the boys will come true I wonder
what's down where I made out the shine
and we laid out the rock in the
future in the future in the future future"
What little time we have,"Don’t let it waste away
Take off all your masks
And get hot like Santa Fe
Wise too late and old too quick
An empty mind and a very full plate
Every word serves a purpose
When you’re hot like Santa Fe
When you’re hot
The mosquitos come and bite
When you’re hot
You’re on fire but not quite
puncture wound is just the start
free market of decay
The only cure is to be as pure
And hot as Santa Fe"
Grab your lasso Grab,"your lasso of steam And
we’ll journey together to unpack detritus of dreams
Grab your lasso Grab
your lasso of smoke And
we’ll round up the hustlers who say can’t
you take a joke And
then we’ll dissipate Back
into a different state Of
being Grab
your lasso Grab
your lasso of fire And
we’ll shoot out with a soundtrack of an
angelic choir Grab
your lasso Grab
your lasso of air And
the fucks that we give will offset the
fact we don’t care Grab
your lasso Grab
your lasso of death Are
you the pig or the big bad wolf
out breath Gran
your lasso Grab
your lasso of fear And
we’ll find a way to make all of
it disappear"
Stevia sucks,"It tastes really bad
America is
Obsessed with no being fat
It comes from a plant
But that doesn’t move me
Don’t put it in my shake
Don’t put it in my smoothie
I don’t want the Stevia
I don’t want the Stevia
Get that shit away from me
I don’t want the Stevia
Even if I’m a bit heavier
Don’t put it in anything I eat
Stevia sucks
It tastes rotten
Like a gallon of milk
Left out and totally rotten
The government banned it
For causing cancer in mice
That’s only at large quantities
But that makes me think twice
That aftertaste is just the worst
Like modern culture sickness and saddness curse
Stevia sucks
Feels bad in my mouth
Like a rat died in there
Trying to get out
You can eat it
There’s no accounting for taste
But if you give it to me
I’ll probably spit in your face"
Trump will not keep us safe,"Trump will not keep us safe
16 years they’re kept at bay
And now I don’t feel safe
I live near new york
my family and me
and I don’t feel safe
on national security
With a white supremacist
Who has the power to kill
Extra judiciously
To murder at will
Trump will not keep us safe
Like something big is imminent
Trump needs to to be that way
It’s a straight coup of the government
When the big day comes
When the big day comes
And they’re banging their big drums
Ask did he keep us safe
For 16 years we have been safe
Why has it been that way
Ask yourself on the day
Why didn’t Trump keep us safe"
Stephanie thanks for the t-shirt Carol,"thanks for the bath toys Grandpa
Taylor and Lucy
thanks for the money It
went into Jupi’s
savings oh boy Amanda
thanks for the clothes And
the instruments Maria
thanks for the cars Cathy
thanks for the toys and outfit We’re
late saying thanks His
birthday was a month ago But
we are glad you are in our lives
Yeah we are grateful So
thank you From
J J
and J
Thank you For
Jupi’s birthday presents Jill
and bill thanks for the bubbles and lizard
Grandpa Berger
for the book and outfit Mimi
for the sorting and the fun stacking Toys,
he loves all of it Kelly,
Keira and Miach
For the stacking toys and clothes Mom
Mom thanks for the chair and the rider
He really sits and really goes Aunt
Susan thanks for the picture and the puzzle
and the book I know we’re late in
saying thanks, one month is what it took"
Bringing,"This is what it’s like when you’re singing
Bringing
This is what it’s like when you’re singing
Bringing
Singing in the wind, ohhhh x2
This is what it’s like when you’re singing
Bringing
This is what it’s like when you’re singing
Bringing
This is what it’s like when you’re singing
Bringing
This is what it’s like when you’re singing
Bringing
Singing in the wind, ohhhh x2"
I was left in my cage by my parents,"Right outside Ikea
They said they'd be right back
I had a panic attack
It was an existential fear
So I put on my coat
And I opened my cage
And braved the winter cold
Into the store where my sadness and fear
Have only seemed to grow
rhesus macaque alone in Ontario
Where do I belong certainly not Ikea, no
All this cheap furniture that my parents love
I'm an illegal alien and so I'm just giving up"
Pickles was adopted off the streets of Montreal,"by Juliana
in 2004 The
woman that saved him said he was 2
but he was probably four or more He
was a hard luck kitty in the streets
of the city he contracted FIV
And with this cat version of AIDS
He wasn't supposed to survive this long But
Pickles is a miracle He
is strong Pickles
The miracle cat from the mean mean streets
Pickles So
many people who's lives you've made complete Because
of the AIDS
he can't live with other cats but he
loves dogs and humans He
dresses up for halloween, it's something that he
loves doing He
became a US
citizen when he moved to Maryland
back in 2007 He
easily passed through customs Because
of his epic cuteness Amanda
and Josh
took him in And
they've lived since then in cat bliss Pickles
The miracle cat from the mean mean streets
Pickles So
many people who's lives you've made complete Pickles
You found love and you found a home
Pickles The
strongest cat this world has known He
moved to Minnesota
in 2009 He
takes interferon, pepcid and cisapride He
doesn't like the drugs Sedatives
Make him hyper and drunk He
likes boxes cause they're so enclosed He's
a tough cute kitty with a heart of
gold He
was recently diagnosed with hyperthyroidism Which
he got from a toxic mattress study conducted
by the EPA
Has hypothesized that exposure to flame retardants in
carpets and foam furniture And
mattresses known as PDBEs
May cause hyperthyroidism"
New space new space,"Same face in a new space
New space new space
Don't let it go to waste
In new space
Every single space has a sound
I'm not talking about acoustics
It gives you something hard around
Angular or full of mucus
New space new space
Taste taste
New space
New space
New space
Run your race
It's a new space
Every space has a feeling
You can feel it if you the sun
Every space has a dealing a ceiling
You can feel it if you glisten
It's a new space
New space
My legs are jelly paste
I'm so tired
I want to sleep
Moving into this new space"
Going for a walk,"With baby in the park
The trees are really green
Baby's fast asleep
Lonely little streetlamp
Out among the trees
Me baby will
Keep you company
Look up at the sky
Look down at the ground
Still baby is sleeping
Doesn't make a sound
Now papa's tired
It's time to catch some zzzzs
He's gonna sleep
Right up against this tree"
Compress the entire world down to a single,"point Black
holes grab hold of your lungs and you
cannot even speak Now
we’re on the other side And
all hope is not lost Rock
bottom the head hits hard on the core
of the universe Up
down and every which way but you stay
the course There’s
no future and no past And
I cannot even breathe Now
you’re always Everywhere
You’ll never remember what it was before The
jig is up, now it’s all just love
and cold indifference too The
stars feed on tiny little pieces of you
Down here in the muck Gift
horse in the mouth Lullabies
for the gander goose flying faster than the
speed of light Big
balloons carry sweet tunes that sound like a
dog in heat You’ll
risk it all again It
doesn’t mean anything"
Punk three thousand a hundred and naught,"Last sold back twenty twenty one
That was an all time high
This one was not quite
This one was not quite
Not quite an all time high
Not quite an all time high
When punks and autoglyphs fly
Everything will be all right
When we get the all time high
When we get to the all time high
Punk three thousand a hundred and naught
Was at the center of a lawsawt
Straybits claimed it
Just like so many alien"
You can try to build a wall,"But you will fail
You can try to pass your budget
But you will fail
You will try to seem even more successful
But you’ll fail fail fail fail fail
I’m so tired right now
I don’t want to write this song
This song is pretty fail
Whale fail flail nail hail
Fender bender
Today I got
In a fender bender
Today I got
In a fender bender
fender bender"
Ohhh oh sounds,"Sounds all around
Big and little sounds
In the air and In the ground
Some of them I like
Some of them I don’t
Some of them I’ll follow
Some of them I won’t
I can see some shapes
Fuzzy in the morn
I remember everything
Before I was born
I am still connected
To the time there was before
But everyday I’m here
I’m here a little more
I’m there a little less
The seconds ticking past
I hear all of the sounds
But I can’t keep track"
1 2 3 4 Oh,"that's na na na na na na na
na Oh
that rosh Na
na na na na na na na na
na Kabosu
Her name is Kabosu
Kobosu Was
born in a Puppy
Mill in 2005 Got
sent to an animal shelter barely alive Was
adopted by Atsuko
circa 2 She'd
name her Kobold
Zoo cause of her round face And
then she became a meme The
most famous in all the land They
named a cryptocurrency after her It
was in demand But
the coin had nothing to do with her
It was just a joke You
see the creator disavowed the coin and Atsuko
sold the meme 1 2 3 3 4
O the doge Then
in 2001 came pleaser Dao
They bought the original image from Otsuko
Then they split that image into a billion
little bits and you can own some of
of them And
what you're owning is an actual piece of
the original meat The
picture of Kabosu
Yeah Kabosu
It's Internet
history Like
owning the Mona
Lisa Just
a tiny little piece You
can follow the transactions The
provenance is clear to see 1 2 1
2 3 4 O
the doge Keep
going keep singing keep singing Happy
birthday happy birthday Happy
birthday Happy
birthday Happy
birthday happy birthday happy birthday happy birthday happy
birthday I forgot to mention it happens to
be the dog's birthday today Literally
the dog is 16 today so that was
very appropriate Thank
you all so much I'm
Jonathan This
is John
Gold Are
you just going to play now I might
Yeah I might just get Okay
I think John's
going to play now This
is my buddy John
We set all this up"
Sue and Gary first met,"On a bus down in Cancun
Sue thought Gary was pogi
She hoped that she would see him again soon
And they talked by the hotel pool
On the beach and more and more
She said
“This could be the very first strike
On the way to a perfect score”
Meng and Lolo Gary
They must really like getting married
Lolo Gary and Meng
So much the fun the first time
They’re doing it again
So they planned to meet at Niagara
And again in New York City
They officially became
couple on July 16th
With Geej and Mississauga
And Meng down in New York
Not a month went by
Without a “hello, goodbye”
These two made it work
Meng and Lolo Gary
They must really like getting married
Lolo Gary and Meng
So much the fun the first time
They’re doing it again
G"
Hello New,"York hello New
Jersey I hope you're doing well I'm
singing this song for you now because of
our stoop sale Our
stoop sale Stoop
sale Stoop
sale stoop sale Sunday
July 19 Got
nothing better to do Come
to Jersey
City the corner of Bergen
and Duncan
Avenue for our stoop sale Stoop
sale stoop sale stoop sale Glasses
plates bottles vases a blanket a pillow a
three hole punchy Want
video games We've
got a bunch and a small washing machine
baby mirror for the car a basket a
hat a towel hangar laundry hamper and a
small drawer a dresser and there's so much
more Stoop
sale stoop sale stoop sale Brand
stoop sale Baby
clothes some adult clothes these handbags neck pillow
four lamps Count
em four check it out we have even
more Receiving
blankets jewelry electric kettle and a clock not
one two curling irons from the pass station
to just a short walk Kitchen
stuff and more kitchen stuff Our
consumerist culture says you'll never get enough Stoop
sale stoop sale stoop sale Stoop
sale Stoop
sale stoop sale stoop sale stoop sale"
Wild Willy was a weapon of madness,"two faced sinister being
Loose change jingling baby oil mingling
With the smell of kerosene
He was just crazy enough
To be afraid of him
But not so crazy that he
Was never trusted
He'd put his cigarette out in your eye
And then buy you a drink
Willy
Wild Willy
Willy
Wild Willy
Wild Willy was a ladies man
With a shiny dangerous charm
lateral thinker, hook line and sinker
He could convince you or twist your arm
He was incapable of love
He didn't like you
But he was unable to stop
He'd try to bite you
He'd call you up at 3am
""I love you go to hell""
Willy
Wild Willy
Willy
Wild Willy
Wild Will bit the dusty
When his Don saw opportunity
Like bait on a hook the final chapter of his book
Played out so pure and clean
Lying in pieces down a dark alleyway
brand new species of death and decay
Wild Willy's soul gladly took a dive
Straight down into hell"
I’m jet lagged,"And losing my voice
Trying to write a song
With limited choices
Can’t sing up here
I gotta sing down here
I’m tired
Didn’t get much sleep
And my wife and my baby
Both need me
But I feel like
I’ve got so much to do
When I tell you that I write a song
No matter what else is going on
Well this day is an example of that
So take it as a matter of fact
That I do
What I say I do
With regards to song a day"
Oh hey hey,"What a beautiful day
Oh hey hey
What a do-little day
I wandered out
And met a man selling watermelon
By the willow tree
He looked at me
He gave me some free
He peeled back his skin
And lo and behold beneath
It was another face
He was an orangutan
And he bared his fangs
I heard a bang
And my phone rang
And the caller said to me
“What a beautiful day”
That’s what the caller said to me
She said “a do-little day”
I took a picture with my phone
And sent it out
To all my friends
And they texted back
That as a matter of fact
Orangutans attack
I started to run
But I knew that I’d be caught
So I just played dead
Like a possum instead
As the primate touched my head
And he said:
“Hey, hey such a beautiful day”
He said
“Hey hey, just a do-little day”
Hey hey
Just a beautiful day
Hey hey
Just a do-little day
Just a do-little day
Hey hey
It was a beautiful day"
Before an Apple event,"It feels like Christmas Eve
I wonder why it feels this way
Even though there’s no Steve
I feel anticipation
I feel, like I’ve been waitin’
I feel patient, kind of, forever
Our phone doesn’t work
Because of AT&T
Our phone doesn’t work
So I’m gonna switch to Verizon
Why do I look forward
To every product announcement
What need does this fulfill with me
I’m confounded
I’ve watched every keynote
Every song and dance
I’ve hung, on every word
And when I stop to think
It really seems absurd
Our phone doesn’t work
Because of AT&T
Our phone doesn’t work
So I’m gonna switch to Verizon
Very soon
I’ve been waiting for the new iPhone very soon
I guess that’s why it feels like Christmas Eve"
CEOs making out like bandits,"It's sabotage I know you planned it
Blaming it on the unions
Just like you're always doing
It's the same old story
Let the workers run the factories
Defenestrate the management
Show them who is boss
The Twinkie Kid and King Ding Dong are Dead
The Twinkie Kid and King Ding Dong are Dead
The Twinkie Kid and King Ding Dong are Dead
They're dead"
Panda and thunder,"They’re big and small
Brother and sister
Sweet old dogs
Thunder waddles
And Panda so cute
But the most distinguishing feature
Is the terrible toots
Panda and thunder
Terrible toots
That wasn’t me
And that wasn’t you
Open a window
Crack the door
Those terrible toots
From panda and thunder
Panda is a big
But she is scared
He moaned and barked
When I came down the stairs
Thunder is chill
He just wants to hang
New person in my house
No it ain’t no thang!"
Wash your hands,"Sneeze into your arm
Stay home if you’re sick
But if you don’t want to get the flu
There’s a very simple trick
Oh!
Wash your hands (Go wash your hands)
Wash your hands (Go wash your hands)
Wash your hands (Go wash your hands)
Wash your hands!"
Oh satan not this time,"You can’t get what you don’t got coming
You can’t pretend it’s all just fine
When the tidal wave hits the ground running
You can’t hold me down
You can’t call my bluff
You can’t run around
And call that love
Oh satan not this time
Each line so well rehearsed
I run fast and you’ll never find
My soul you gotta catch me first
You can"
Lindsay McCove went out on a date,"Lindsay McCove, it didn’t go so great
Lindsay McCove went home and got drunk
Lindsay McCove made a video blog
And when she burped, the end
She burped, the end
She burped
I hope she didn’t do his taxes
She burped
The end"
Too many,"Discord
Servers
Too many
Discord
Servers
Too many
Discord
Servers
Too many
Discord
Servers
And you may ask yourself how did
I end up with so many
Discord
Servers
And you may think to yourself too many
I don't even remember joining this
Discord
Server
Too many
Discord
Servers
Why
Why
Why
Why
And you may ask yourself do
I need so many
Discord
Servers
And you may say to yourself
I don't want to miss anything
You may then say to yourself but
I don't want so many disc
Why"
Sometimes it’s hard,"To care at all
When the pockets of truth are buried
In the very first snowfall
Can’t wait for spring
It’s already too late
The giant hungry mouth is coming
And we can’t satiate
We decontextualize it all
Til we can’t recognize ourselves
It’s like when Bob Dylan said
You gotta ring them bells
You gotta pick a winning horse in the lottery
Wear the biggest mask in the parade
Make a false prediction shamelessly
You gotta cry when things don’t go your way
Can’t help but feel
Like we’re out of control
Like all the cards we’re holding mean
We can’t do anything but fold
And still the owl
Crunching in the snow
Running in place and calling up
The kraken from below"
early bird gets the worm,"but a late bird gets more sleep
and studies show that 8 hours
is the least amount you need
so put that head back on the pillow
and get to counting sheep
or count worms wiggling round
Or birds flying free
Take a nap
Take a nap
Take a tip from me
Take a nap
Get a zap
Of free energy
I’ve never been one to stay up late
I used to wake about nine
But since I had a kid
Things have really been in decline
6am every morning
Then it’s playing time
So we go to bed really early
But even I find
Take a nap
Take a nap
Take a tip from me
Take a nap
Get a zap
Of free energy
Take a nap
Take a nap
It’s so good for your health
If you’re tired
Take a nap
And it will always help
I think that every office building
Should have a nap room built
And when I go to conferences
I need my napping quota filled
Sometimes I feel guilty
I try to keep those feeling still
While I take a nap and get a jump
On everything"
In the northwest pacific,"Lies a structure so immense
Beneath the sky and atmosphere
And water that never relents
Rumbling so soft
Hidden in plain sight
400 miles wide
1000 miles east of japan
a great big carnival ride
The earth begins to cough
It's Tamu Massif
One of the biggest
Volcanos in the solar system
145 million
Years ago it formed
Great big heights old and wizened
The earth surprised us
She's still got some tricks
What mysteries await beyond
The dust and dirt and sticks?
Tamu Missif yeah
Someday we'll travel
Out beyond the stars
We'll get our kicks on Tatooine
in Mos Eisley bars
Tamu Missif yeah"
Tell me a story,"That doesn’t end
That starts with madness
And then descends
Into ridicule
And defeat
There’s no king left
On the mercy seat
And all the pundits
Are barking for their lives
I’ll paint you a picture
Of sudden collapse
Of sunken treasure
Of redrawn maps
Of circles imploding
And rotting fruit
Of the lives that are lost
When the gun won’t shoot
And all the pundits
Are barking for their lives
I’ll drop my phone
And the screen will break
Suddenly the pressures
More than I can take
I walk out the door
And into the street
Where the eggs are cooking
On the street
And all the pundits
Are barking for their lives
6"
huge old cockroach,"will you survive the apocalypse
just hanging out on my green screen
like a weird visiting alien
huge old cockroach
your people were here before me
and you will be here after
just hanging out on my green screen
cockroach on my green screen
antenna wiggling round
i can't tell if he's nice or mean
Look he's moving now
Cockroach on my green screen
He makes me kind of sad
I wish I had antennae
So I could feel like that"
And it never you won't belong here never,"again that's okay that's all you can S
M walking apart there's no afraid of the
dark you don't belong you never did and
that's okay just a little kid again you
don't belong here you never did and once
upon a time you were just a little
kid there's no thousands there's no Mario
Don't you know you never belong to my
baby and get out now"
Hey!,"Would you be open to a trade?
I just bought this ape
with the 50 eth you paid me yesterday.
We could just use SudoSwap!
I've set it all up,
you just have to approve it.
It really was a mistake,
selling that ape.
I'd love to get him back, if possible.
 I actually paid .29 more eth
for the ape I'm swapping with you.
Woogle, that’s your name
You bought my Ape
And I’m sending you this song
I didn’t think that I’d feel this way
About a jpeg of an ape
But here we are and all I can say
Is at the end of the day"
Carry on,"in the face of all the things you have to do
Carry on
Keep your dictionary fresh
With letters made of you
Cuz time is such a mess
And so’s the space you’re moving through
Carry on
For no other reason than the earth
Carry on
Even when you’re bloody
Beaten and badly hurt
You might get hit by a truck
Or die of thirst
Carry on
Straight into the darkest place you know
Carry on
In the cold and dusty desert
In the warming summer snow
There’s nowhere to be
There’s nowhere to go"
I feel so guilty when I just make,"up a song for you And
I don't write down any words or really
make anything up at all I just make
it up as I go along I'm
going a bit crazy these days I've
got a lot of work and I've
got two kids They
take a lot of work They
take a lot out of me My
children I love them but they take a
lot out of me I feel guilty I
feel guilty if the song is too short
I feel guilty if I'm
just making it up I feel guilty if
the song is too short I feel guilty
if I'm
just making it up If
I'm just making it up I feel guilty
feel guilty Oh
feel guilty I feel guilty Uh
uh uh Yes
I do lo"
Down at Ocean Way number 11,"There lived an Octopus, his name was Evan
He partied with the jellyfish
Slept in coral with the clams
And together with some friends
He started a band
Rock and roll
With an octopus
We don’t mess with you
Don’t mess with us
Oceanus came like a typhoon
And said cut that racket out or I’ll smite you
But Evan and his friends
P layed even harder then
And the music swelled so big
It became a weapon
Hey big daddy Ocean
Dont’ worry about it dude
We rock all creation
With a righteous attitude
Leave us alone now
To rock out here in peace
You don’t want to be like
Some rock and roll police"
Oh yeah,"All right
Feels good
Gotta go for a run
Cause
I'm really out of shape
And
I'm gonna run far
Cause there's no escape
From your own shame and your own doubt
There's nowhere to go no not right now
Gonna go for a run
Cause it's nice outside
Gonna do my best
Gonna use my feet for the ride
Gonna go for a run
That's what
I'm gonna do
And
I don't care if you think it's stupid"
My friend Noah,"Takes a photo of himself Every
single day For
23 years It’s
fun to watch his face Change
He almost always makes the same face There’s
just a few days where that’s not the
case But
to see them all reminds us of the
inevitable march towards death My
friend Noah
Is selling all of these photos of himself
As NFTs
Which face will you choose Which
date will you choose From
all of these You
can find so many cool tags and traits
He almost always makes the same face But
to see them all reminds us of the
inevitable march towards death"
"She died, she died I knew a man","that was bigger than a building Fell
off a cliff, he died I was afraid
of falling off of the world Falling
off of this mountain and into the stars
I knew a girl who didn’t want to
be brought back to life But
I brought her back anyway She
could go with me Sooner
or later you’re gonna have to pay or
make a deal with the devil even as
you’re goin straight up to, the stars Sooner
or later you’re gonna have to pay or
make a deal with the devil even as
you’re goin straight up to, the stars I
knew a girl who wanted to see me
dead I let her live, I let her
live I knew a man who was mostly
a machine He
was my best friend, my only friend I
was afraid that I wouldn’t make the right
choice Though
I didn’t know it, at the time I
knew a man who wasn’t a man at
all He
was made of clay, he was made of
earth Sooner
or later you’re gonna have to pay or
make a deal with the devil even as
you’re goin straight up to, the stars Sooner
or later you’re gonna have to pay or
make a deal with the devil as you’re
goin straight up to, the stars I knew
a girl who was trapped in a little
cell, and I loved her, I loved her
I knew a man who wanted to become
the king, I helped him once, now he’s
dead Sooner
or later you’re gonna have to pay or
make a deal with the devil even as
you’re goin straight up to, the stars Sooner
or later you’re gonna have to pay or
make a deal with the devil as you’re
goin straight up to, the stars"
The chains are ready and the stage is set,"The shadow forks and the testnets
Have been double and triple and quadruple checked
And now there is only one thing left
Five thousand and five days
The proof of work is right there in my name
They’ve all been immortalized on this chain
But consensus is about to change
This is the last song I’ll ever write on Proof of Work
All the haters and the doubters too
You can’t let them get to you
There’s no low to they won’t stoop
Take it from me here’s what you do
Turn the music up and take a breath
Breathe it out till there’s nothing left
Remember every promise that you’ve kept
You kept going when they just flipped"
They met in the summer of 2013 he,"crashed a work staff after party their first
date was at Hearst
Castle they loved to visit St
Louis Obispo
she likes cats dogs horses too cheesecake candy
and good food the smell of rain a
crisp fall day this is the me through
an Emily
someday we'll travel the world and see what
she has to offer and back to the
east coast to start a farm that's what's
in their future walking around Lake
Merritt they go are snuggling in to watch
Bob's burgers board games and poop jokes comfort
food pasta with butter she doesn't like bad
California drivers that didn't drive like that in
Maine she's Lear
Romanian just don't ask her to go run
name mango doesn't like her but they'll be
friends someday and their one eyed cat named
Smee was so happy when they got engaged
someday they'll travel the world and see what
she has to offer then back to the
east coast to start a farm that's what's
in their future"
Every night i say,"I have to go do my song
And every night my wife
Says do you have to go do your song
In a tone like oh i’m
So surprised
It’s a little in joke
That’s comprised
of me and her
And no one else
Although I’ve just let you in
On the fun
Every night I do
The dishes in the sink
I put podcasts in my ear
So I don’t have to think
About death and destruction
About taxes and money
It’s a little ritual that I got
Just between me and me
Although I’ve just let you in
on the fun"
If you are rocking a PFP,"Under 100k
pls don’t at me
Or share your opinion on my wall
I don’t really care what you have to say
You need to work harder
If you wanna be an ape like me
Fuck your hustle and grind
I’m losing my mind
Don’t be like this guy
If you’re rocking a PFP
Under 100k
Move out of your moms basement
Stack eth and sol
Buy a few real
Profile pictures
Then share your opinion
If you wanna be an ape like me r"
Tim Cook,"is standing on stage and talking about baseball.
Tim Cook
is standing on stage and talking about the
color green. Tim
Cook is standing on stage and talking about
iPad Air.
Tim Cook
is standing on stage and talking about the
iPhone SE.
Tim Cook
is standing on stage and and saying the
word ""pro"" a lot. M1
Ultra, ok, now that really hits the spot.
UltraFusion, this is Ultra
Fun. 128gb of memory, and they're not even
done. Do
I hold out for a new Mac
Pro, or just do the Mac
Studio? Steve
would have loved this, oh oh oh oh
I just keep imagining the new Mac
Pro, though. Which
is hopefully coming around this June.
But that's a long long time to wait.
And this Mac
Studio will be here soon. I’m
buying this screen despite this situation. Tim
Cook is standing on stage and talking about
stuff. They
teased the Mac
Pro, so maybe that's enough."
You and me lost in the corn maze,"You thought she was your mama
But she was just an imposter
Will we ever find our ways
Back into the world of the living
You’re staring at something
You stare and you stare
And you butt kiss a pumpkin
You and me wandering in the corn maze
You navigate by the stars in the sky
Oh how I love these long fall days
When you’re my baby and I’m your guy
You’re trying to figure out
What this image of death is about
But it makes no sense
You and me doing our thing in the corn maze
We don’t get discouraged, we keep moving on
Times like these I know everything is OKs
The space we occupy is right where we belong"
Looking now on Atlanta,"and the sky look at all those buildings
and the cars drifting by I've
got no time to write my song I've
got no time to write my song no
time no no no no Looking
out on Atlanta
from my hotel room Making
up a song so I can finish my
song so soon so soon I got no
time to write my song no no as
usual no time to write it's wrong Oh
no Sorry
guys Working
hard"
Cutiepunks,"Ultra punks
Trash punks
Lite punks
Gold punks
Hash Punks
Smile Punks
Pipe punks
3d Punks
Lego punks
Singing
Black and white punks
Pirate punks
Astropunks
Spacebot and
SciFi punks
There is only one
CryptoPunks
First there were none
Then CryptoPunks
Dogepunks
Meme punks
Pokepunks
GamePunks
Anime punks
Manga punks
Hero punks
Super punks v2
Dragon ball
Peekaboo
Dystopian
Lazer eye
Rap punks
Sport punks
Death punks
Horror punks
Bastard GAN v1
Bastard GAN v2
Unofficial
UnUnofficial
And I’m not even through
MC punks
Nifty punks
Ziggy punks
Octopunks
Jurriasic punks
Kong Punks
ZillaPunks
Arabian
Picasso punks
Pop art
Cryptobit
Animated
President
Cryptobaby
Genuis
Mariachi"
Its very very late and I'm,"driving home from the studio was working all
day on songs and some video It's
230 in the morning we didn't finish what
we were making and now I gotta go
home because I'm
really really tired and I'm
not faking So
when you do a song a day sometimes
you work on one and then you don't
finish it and it's really really late When
you do a song a day then you
just gotta make one Driving
in your car on the way home Not
the safest thing but it's okay It's
okay I'm
okay Are
you okay I'm
really really tired Sorry
For such a acapella kind of song This
is just what happens sometimes What
song a day Yeah
that's a cool beat man"
Riddles aren’t solvable,"From the middle of your mind
If you’re ten feet tall
You’ve got an axe to grind
You’ve got a rubber stamp
Take a chance when you deploy
Somewhere between being a man
And a boy
Situations tolerable
But then everything can change
An explosion in the dark
It’s just the nature of things
Cuddle up to despair
She’ll never lead you wrong
Before you learn to sing
You’ve got to learn the song
Baby you’re adorable
Crusted over like a pie
You’re a pile of carbon
That learned to ask why
But your brain stopped growing
Just before capacity
Big enough to look
But too small to see"
Bathrobe Man and Skull Boy,"Knew they needed all the facts
So they met one night in Tulsa
And they forged themselves a pact
They’d follow every lead
No matter where it goes
They’d expose an evil villain
And be celebrated as heroes
Their fellowship was powerful
And the money freely flowed
They started making phone calls
And then they hit the road
They signed no contracts
For there was no need
They were bound together
By a common enemy
And everyone’s a hero
In the stories that they tell
And their monologues get longer
On the road to hell
Bathrobe man paid his rent
Skull Boy he bought a car
They interviewed a lawyer
Who’d been disbarred
They interviewed experts
In search of the truth
Exotic dancers and journalists
They got testimony and they got proof
They had done their diligence
They’d uncovered every sin
But they needed more money
So they asked again
Bathrobe man was the finger
Skull Boy was the thumb
storm was a brewing
Just beyond the horizon
And everyone’s a hero
In the stories that they tell
And their monologues get longer
On the road to hell
There was a wealthy donor
That Bathrobe Man hated
He was a friend of Skull Boy’s
Tensions escalated
Skull Boy said to Bathrobe Man
“You’re a beta mangina cuck
You’re a crazy sonofabitch
And your music sucks.”
Bathrobe man proclaimed
From his bathtub of solitude,
“Skullboy went too far this time
Our partnership was through.”
Skullboy was nearly broke
So he couldn’t say, “See you later!”
He convinced Bathrobe man
To meet with a mediator
And everyone’s a hero
In the stories that they tell
And their monologues get longer
On the road to hell
For a time all was quiet
The truce had seemed to work
Suddenly a thunderbolt
And they both went berserk
Skullboy getting greedy
Didn’t want to get a job
His car needed to be repaired
He said, “I don’t want this ride to stop.”
Bathrobe Man was furious
He called Skullboy a liar
Skullboy and the mediator
Set Bathrobe Man on fire
Last I saw any of them
They were strangling each other with
USB cables and fishing line
Tumbling over a cliff"
Pyramid scheme,"NFTs are a Pyramid scheme
That’s why way back in 2017
I met Judy and Bea
At a meetup in NYC
And we ate pizza with cheese
And Jonathan and John Crain
They didn’t try to sell me anything
They were just as excited as me
Bout digital scarcity
And we talked technology
And it was fun and free
But sure, you heard about NFTs
Like a month ago
And now you’re very sure that you know
All that you need to know
You’re taking your disdain for the hype
Around blockchain
And mapping it on to this
Which is sensible
But you gotta see
Is that for those of us who have been
Working since 2017
It’s about flipping the scene
From giant tech companies
To owning things we’re making
And it’s very early
Nothing is quite ready
There’s tradeoffs that we fear
And so we hold on for dear
Life as we scream
Digital scarcity"
I did it,"I rearranged the studio again
I’m tired
And I really, really want to take a bath
But it’s too hot
I’m sweating
And I gotta sit down to write this song
It’s thunder storming
But I can’t hear it from inside
That makes me sad
But it’s too hot
To sit outside
The heat makes me angry
I can’t explain why
This ashkenazi jew belongs
Where the cold winds go lai lai lai
I did it
I rearranged the studio again
This will last me
Oh for at least a little while"
And then I spit up phlegm,"My cough has gotten worse
And then I cough again
Oh God
It sucks
I really don’t like being sick at all
Got the flu
Boo
Ay ay ay ay
I’m tired of being sick
And I don’t want to be sick anymore
Okay? Okay."
Nothing that you ever do is wrong,"How could it be if you are the one doing it?
Here you are, in the space that you belong
It’s yours to take if you don’t ruin it
I am speaking right to you
You who hear me sing
You don’t have to listen
Or really do anything
But every single step you take
Can set the stage for the world to quake
Molten lava and boiling bogs
It’s in your blood, it’s what you’ve got
Folding ever folding right inside yourself
Life and death 1000 cells dividing
You can take your time inside the hole you’ve dug
Hide as long as you feel like hiding
You can feign interest
In these tired words
You can sit there wishing
For things to be as they were
But every single step you take
Can set the stage for the world to quake
Molten lava and boiling bogs
It’s in your blood, it’s what you’ve got
You can toil in obscurity
Or you can come out swinging
It can be your fate to be
There in the corner singing
Don’t pretend to be something you’re not
This is your moment on earth
There’s always something to figure out
But you should put them in order first"
Time for the Too Long Didn’t Read quiz,"You’ve been reading Urlesque
Then come and play
If you get them all wrong
We’ll send you junk anyway
Let’s play!"
Justin Sun hired Hans Zimmer,"To make a song for Tron
And it’s so funny
I don’t know why
It’s so funny
But it made me laugh
Let’s just say that it’s not his best work
But Every song can’t be a hit
I know that better than most
And it’s ok, Hans don’t feel bad
I guess this puts me in a rare category
Of: “People that’ve written a song for a blockchain”
Everything is hyperreal
Everything is hyperreal
Nothing makes sense
And nothing is real
I’m sure Hans don’t feel too bad
I’m sure he was paid a very fat stack
We’ve all got to try to get our bag
Before the big collapse
The great big collapse"
the iron in my blood is pushing on my veins,"the red blood cells are in crisis
my heart is exploding deep within my chest
Aphrodite is making out with Isis
The phases of the moon
And your words make me swoon
I find myself open to understanding
I ask for what I want
I ask clearly and without shame
I ask with no hint of strategizing
my body is made to carry great weight that's put upon it
and this i offer freely without a thought
towards any recompense i do it because i can
it reminds me of what i'm and what i'm not
And the quiet in my mind
is often not the kind
of thing that i can hang on to for long
when i'm lifting heavy things
my body bends and sings
and my mind is empty and just as strong
so i'll let it go, all illusion of control
i won't try to hear what i want tah
i will listen and i will speak
from the iron inside of me
and the red blood cells that hold the fire
And as crisis turns to calm
i'm sailing soft upon
a wish made deliberate and wholehearted
and each part of me will take
turns in each other's wake
like geese flown south newly departed"
when moses returned,"from a long trip to the mountain
when god had gone silent
the commandments had been counted
what's the first thing he said
as he entered his home
after being away for so long
did he say, oh! oh! it's good to be home
i wanna curl up and snuggle with the one that i love
did he say oh! oh! it's good to be home
god's great and all but i've had enough
after long years of battle
in 1813
when napolean returned
to his josephine
what's the first thing she heard
as he opened the door
was she in his arms
before his hat hit the floor
i like to conquer but i've had enough
after a full month of marching
and being arrested
a year spent in prison
locked up not suppressed
did ghandi walk peacefully
to the room he called home
did he prefer company
or did he like to be alone?
let's march for freedom but
we got trains we got planes
we got boats bikes and cars
seems we're always moving
where ever we are
but there's nothing like the feeling
when you get back to town
and you flip on the light
and you set your bags down
i like to travel but i've had enough"
Multiple dimensions all at once,"You can’t put on a hat made out of time
I am who I am across the universe
barrel of monkeys or a barrel of slime
You can have everything you want
And you can have it all at once
Each moment is a new thing
Each choice is always moving
Dance until you run out of breath
Starlight in the summer beyond the trees
Time is relative and space is a constant
Everything changes when you freeze"
I knew a boy who lived in Kentucky,"With his fire-breathing cat
Nobody loved him
Nobody hugged him
He was ridiculed and laughed at
Everybody was afraid of him
And the cat that burned
But the boy didn't care at all
He was unconcerned
One day Kentucky
Had had enough
They were out for blood
When the boy tried to stop them
They threw him down in the mud
They took the cat to Washington
For experimentation
The people fear what they don't understand
And they want explanations
The boy trained for years and years
And when he was at his peak
He went to Washington and took his cat back
Leaving whole armies in defeat
The cat had learned
The miracle of flight
They flew to the highest mountain
Where it's said they live to this day
Among unicorns and dragons"
Mark Twain,"and Jane
Austen sit around a bright campfire Jane
says to Twain,
""I got your number, mang, you're just a
crotchety old white guy."" Twain
says, ""Jane, your books are a pain, I
hate all your characters."" Jane
says, ""Dude, with that attitude, it's a wonder
you can write at all "" But
let's put our differences aside for now Before
we say even nastier words Because
I think I hear Coming
over that ridge great big zombie hoard Jane
Austen and Mark
Twain Blood
spattered weapons in their hands Cutting
up zombies and saving their brains Two
legends of prose taking a final stand The
windows are foggy in an abandoned church And
Jane is straddling Mark
""We're insane,"" he says, ""Shut up Twain
and let me get to work."" There's
a sound like pain and a grunt and
a strain And
the windows start to shake Just
behind the door, the zombie hoard Banging
like a giant earthquake Jane
reaches for her crossbow Twain
gets his shotgun ""I love you"" ""I know
you do"" ""Shit get ready here they come
hot and dirty dusty wind The
grand canyon howls and barks Mark
is holding Jane's
hand And
Jane is holding Mark's
At the edge of a cliff and it's
a long way down Their
ears perked up waiting Twain
says, ""Jane if this were Prague
I think we'd be defenestrating"" All
the bullets gone, the arrows flung The
blades are dull all the duets sung As
the zombies come with the setting sun Mark
and Jane
turn and jump"
Do I want my songs,"To only live in one place
Should I set them free
Let them out of a cage
Who will listen
After the heat death of the universe
I’ve kept a record of my life
In these songs
Most of them
I’ll only sing once
Most of them
Will only be heard
By a handful of people
I put my songs on spotify
So you can hear them anytime
I think they’ll be there for a while
Until the internet ends
Till the internet
Ends in a blaze of fire and soot
With no idea no idea where to put
All of the data that we’ve built up
Every bad tweet and piece of good luck
Do I want my songs
To die a death so
meaningless
Is there any meaning
In these songs at all"
Anand Giridharadas,"Don’t care about your delusions
Oh, I’m so philinthropic!
But don’t talk about my profits
At the Aspen Institute
He made himself clear
In a room full of billionaires
He held up a mirror
Said you want to save the world
good hearted plutocrat
Pay your goddamn taxes
How bout we start with that
Anand Giridharadas
Says you can’t solve problems
If you caused the problems
And the problem is your profits
Anand has this tendency
To write and to say
Things that I’ve been thinking
But don’t know how to convey
He’s speaking truth to power
Time to ban the billionaires
And he wears a cool blue suit
And he’s got really cool hair"
All the cheese in the whole world melted,"Every cloud looked like a dragon
Every heart was sad and sagging
And the rain didn’t know how to stop
On the day kangaroos didn’t hop
There was no more mysteries to be solved
Each honeybee took a mistress called rosehips and hibiscus
And the farmers’ tears couldn’t save their crops
On the day kangaroos didn’t hop
The government outlawed dancing
On a lonely dusty hill
There was Jack and there was Jill
And they came close but never reached the top
On the day kangaroos didn’t hop
I threw all my clothes out the window
I joined the county fair
Started growing out my hair
Til it looked just like Cinderella’s mop
On the day kangaroos didn’t hop"
Down the street kids making out And,"their folks don't even care About
a teenage heart They
beat so wild I'm
impressed They
don't even think about it And
they don't see me I feel creepy I
wish I could be seventeen again Look
at the sky today It's
getting gray And
it's okay Seen,
seen, still Slowly
autumn chillin' And
it's gettin' gray And
it's okay And
it's gettin' gray And
it's okay Seen,
seen, still All
the people well They're
hand in hand now They're
wearing cardigans They're
keeping watch Down
the street kids making out And
their folks don't even care About
a teenage heart They
beat so wild I'm
impressed if they don't even think about it
They don't see me I'm
feeling creepy I wish that I could be
seventeen again Now
the rain begins The
meter makes a chagrin But
it don't bother the kids In
the park The
dogs have left their marks Hear
them as they bark What
are they saying? I have a hunch that
But they just wanna be loved Down
the street kids making out And
their folks don't even care about a teenage
heart They
beat so wild I'm
impressed if they don't even think about it
They don't see me I'm
feeling creepy I wish that I could be
seventeen again Cool"
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10,"1 is the loneliest
2 Is the friendliest
3 is a crowd they say
4 is a chore
5 is 1 more
6 is a partay
7 is a ducky
8 is kind of lucky
9 doesn't have any plans
10 10 10
Say it again
All the first numbers do a big dance
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10"
Do you want to go to war,"Cuz I don’t
Who wants to go to war
It’s John Bolton
That mustachioed architect
Of the WMD
Lies that lead to war
And all that misery
Do you want to go to war
To see the world burn
Who wants to go to war
John Bolton never learns
heart as hard as a camels toe
soul as black as pits
War with iran or north korea
is what he’ll be going with
Do you want to go to war
i’d rather have mike pence
who wants to go to war
I don’t think he’s on the fence
Some semblance of strategy
Even if it’s dark and bad
Vs. chaos and strange desires
The whole world going mad"
Instinct tells you to run away,"Some ancestor’s forgotten dream
That was built into your DNA
Bit by bit just like a machine
The stars were much closer then
Galaxies you could just reach out and touch
Close your eyes and count to ten
You lack imagination but it don’t take much
In caves and trees and huts and homes
All matter’s present for better or worse
The same kinds of people you’ve always known
The only thing thats different is the universe"
She gets the blame,"But she didn’t eat the fruit
He was dumb and distracted
As the snake played flute
He pointed at her
And there they were
Forced to confront a world unsure
The knowledge is heavy
Heavy as a setting sun
And now it weighs
Down on everyone
They had some kids
And they didn’t get along
The snake said hey
I know this song
pregnant stone
Blood and bone
Cut to the core of what it means to be alone
The knowledge is heavy
Heavy as a setting sun
And now it weighs
Down on everyone
No matter how far
We think we’ve come
The music still plays
And we’re just as dumb
The deck was always stacked
Can’t take anything back
You can’t let your guard down and relax"
"The sun, the war we got. Now","there's a better one in his properties. All
your key elements. Now
there's a better one and its properties are
better than all the rest of them. It's
automatical. No
more double spell. Push
your cash from the red or spherical, a
new world will begin."
Beto on a countertop,"Beto on a bench
Squatting on a countertop
This guy is so intense
He really wants you to know
That he’s the inspiring man
From every movie ever
Who really likes to stand
On a countertop
On a table outside
On a countertop
On a table inside"
I am sitting in a very ugly place,"The landscape is a barren tattered waste
Humans decimate and they never get enough
Music fills the spaces that we cut uo
Ugly so ugly
In a way that only leads back to human beings
Ugly so ugly
I try to find it but I can’t see the beauty
Today I was thinking about how lucky we are
To have music in our lives we carry in our hearts
Just some frequencies that resonate in air
Our ears and brains feel delight and despair
Ugly so ugly
In a way that only leads back to human beings
Ugly so ugly
I try to find it but I can’t see the beauty"
The hemlock trees are dying all around this house,"Fungus taking over and sucking their life out
Why can't we all just get along?
Why can't we all just get along?
Why do some stars have to die
For others to come alive?
Ohhhh
Why can't we all just get along?
What I want, what you want
Don't necessarily match
Love can conquer all, but choices are the catch
Why can't we all just get along?
Why can't we all just get along?
Why do black holes have to suck
And then light is out of luck?
Ohhh
Why can't we all just get along?
In most any situation
I am willing to compromise
Just meet me in the middle
And we can improvise
Ohhhh
Why can't we all just get along?
Why can't we all just get along?
One big bang
And we all do our thang
Ohhhh
Why can't we all just get along?
Why can't we all just get along?
The hemlock trees are dying all around this house
Damn that fungus
Choking the life out
Why can't we all just get along?
Why can't we all just get along?
Why do some stars have to die
For others to come alive?
Tell me
Why can’t we all just get along?
Tell me
Why can’t we all just get along?"
Well you’re a fat cat,"And you gotta lose some weight
Cuz it’s not healthy to be so fat
What have you been eating?
Misbehave yourself to feeding
No cat should ever look like that
Do you have a thyroid problem?
Do you eat when you’re depressed?
We’re about to solve this
With some water and a treadmill
Look, be dressed
Kitty on a treadmill
Kitty on a tread
If anything will work, this will
But the battle’s uphill
Kitty on a treadmill
Kitty on a tread
If anything will work, this will
But the battle’s uphill
Kitty on a treadmill
Kitty on a tread
If anything will work, this will
But the battle’s uphill
Kitty on a treadmill
Kitty on a tread
If anything will work, this will
But the battle’s uphill
Oh
Kitty on a treadmill
Oh
Kitty on a treadmill
Yeah
Kitty on a treadmill
Oh oh oh"
There’s an orange ball flying through the air,"It goes into the hoop and disappears
Where did the orange ball go
Where did the orange ball go
Where did it go
Now we can’t play sports
I feel exposed
And out of sorts
Where did the orange ball go
Where did the orange ball go"
Everyone’s got a place in the universe,"Everyone’s got a place
Everyone’s got a place in the universe
Everyone’s got a place
Everyone’s got a place in the universe
Everyone’s got a place
Every single person’s got a place in the universe
Everyone’s got a placeeee
Sometimes people ask me
“What do you do when you don’t feel like writing a song”
Well, I’ll just point ‘em to this song
This song
I gotta move on Monday
Cross-country
And it’s bumming me out
I’m driving cross-country
And it’s gonna be fun
But moving’s bumming me out
Out
Everyone’s got a place in the universe
Everyone’s got a place
Everyone’s got a place in the universe
You’ve got a place"
Freda Lewis,"Hall is feeling the heat Can
you feel it? She
may have seen the light but now she's
feeling the heat Can
you feel it? Bart
Kamen showed us his heart I couldn't believe
it He
took off his hat and showed us his
heart I couldn't believe it If
you let yourself get stressed out Then
pieces of your telomeres Will
end up littering the stage We
need better tools like Galileo
And to learn what we can From
aviation We
should be in a innovation golden age Collaboration,
oh oh And
innovation, oh oh And
sharing data, oh oh And
building apps that make sense of the noise
All the pieces are in place and we
are poised Michael
Graves told us that architecture experts Are
kind of stupid Tim
O'Reilly said that the key to innovation Is
fun, oh I knew it When
all of this equipment Becomes
cheap and free Then
young people can drive the change There's
people that we want to know And
people that we don't now we need to
know If
you're an expert you can't see it cause
it's all too strange Collaboration,
oh oh And
innovation, oh oh In
tumor treating fields And
nanovirus robot zombies that kill cancer It's
a pretty big problem and there's no single
answer And
Lance Armstrong
seemed like a really cool guy The
commitment that he's made brought a tear to
my eye (that's no lie) And
I could write an entire opera about Diana
Nyad It
may sound something like this She's
swimming Yeah,
she's swimming She's
singing Neil
Young And
she's swimming BOX
JELLY FISH
BOX JELLY
FISH But
she doesn't give up No
she doesn't give up, no no no Her
EMT passed out last night But
she doesn't give up, no no BOX
JELLY FISH,
again BOX
JELLY FISH,
again SUICIDE
FISH!! To
the rescue SUICIDE
FISH To
the rescue, yeah yeah yeah yeah And
there's no defeat in failure There’s
no defeat in failure Tumors
and nerves with a phosphorescent glow I'm
on the floor now Encoder
transducer now the brains like a computer Please,
please no more now My
brain can’t take this Prevent
maternal mortality By
redefining the boundaries It's
a failure of our collective imagination Loudon
Wainwright's on a lot of drugs And
Jill's inherited a lot of crap But
hey, haven't and aren’t we all Collaboration,
oh oh And
innovation, oh oh And
Daniel Kraft
is Related
to Martha
Stewart I can see it Innovate,
collaborate, dream it, build it, make it, do
it, be it If
you're gonna move, If
you want stability, be a tree But
if you're gonna move Yeah
if you’re gonna move You're
gonna have to risk your balance."
Do you want a sandwich,"Of course I want a sandwich
What kind of sandwich do you want
Whatever man, it’s all good
I worked for a man
Who liked ham on rye
With a little bit of mustard
So at lunch time
I’d run to the deli
Down on 23rd st
Then back to the studio
So my boss could eat
Jack had a sandwich
On kaiser roll bread
With the best honey mustard
He’d ever tasted
It was the color
Of this guitar
It was more honey
Than mustard by far"
choking choking,"and bike spoking
on the smoking
river winding
melting melting
and black belting
out the celtic
song i'm minding
always tell the truth
so softly
and get coffee
off the internet
hold the tongue
that lashes lastly
way out past the
caspian boba fett
rising rising
i'm surmising
the heir surprising
over reaching
tattle tale tattle tale
cattle in the belly whale
prattling on in my mail
dry bum beaching
break the lies in half
with karate
your crew is motley
body in a tangled mess
put yourself in shoes that travel
on grass and gravel
the gavel falls on mangled dress"
It seems to me,"in one way or another
We’re all running
From something or other
Working to hard
Busy to the hilt
Never looking up
barrage of stuff
Sitting in a temple
Just to meditate
Looking inside
But you’ve closed your eyes
And the world goes on around you
Getting lost in books
Or video games
Wishing we
Were somewhere else for a change
Writing a song
Every single day
Never stopping to listen
To what a quiet mind would say"
And all the other bats made fun of,"him But
fruit bad Fred
only liked to eat fruit, fruit, fruit All
the other bats ate meat that wasn’t dead
So they thought he was a very strange
brut One
day, fruit bad Fred
ran away And
he met a wizard sitting on a pony
The wizard, he told Fred
That no matter what the other bats said
He could be the bat he wanted to
be He
was free to eat fruit, and to be
fruity Fruit
bat Fred,
he went back the vampire bats He
made them a fruit salad, the said “well,
how do you like that” Fruit
bat Fred
made a lot of friends this way Because
they loved the salad and they all lived
in harmony The
wizard, he told Fred
That no matter what the other bats said
He could be the bat he wanted to
be He
was free to eat fruit, and to be
fruity Be
fruity, oh oh Be
fruity, oh oh Be
fruity, oh oh Be
fruity"
You conquered lion,"You must feel so strong
Toting that gun
Like an outlaw
And the midnight riders
Didn’t take long
They took what you’ve done
And made you pay
Nobody will save you
Nobody can help
I hope it was worth it
In the end
When you’re cowering hiding
From bumps in the night
The lions roar
In your head
I can’t find a way to think about what you did
That doesn’t make me want to flip my lid
It was so ugly
Won’t be long
Before the tides have turned
And everyone you love
Is on the run
When that day comes
The lions will rise up
And you will really pay
For what you’ve done
Ocean rise
Wells go dry
Technology won’t save us from the purge
And when it’s over
There’ll be nobody left
To even think about what has occurred"
If I didn’t have a face,"How would you recognize me
Behind my silver tongue
You’d alway surprise me
We are just an animal
With some extra bits
That may not even matter
If there’s problems we can’t fix
Whatever comes after
It may not have a face
You may not even see it
As it lays waste
I’m talking of the future
The horror and the hope
It’s bound to be a mixture
Like a ladder made of rope
Unless we all are living
In someone else’s dream
And when they hit the power
We freeze midstream
Or they could evolve us
To a higher number
Where we don’t need a face
To look out from in wonder
If I didn’t have a face
I wouldn’t even be here
I wouldn’t even be here
I wouldn’t even be here"
I don't remember how to do this it's,"been so long I don't remember how to
get up and sing my song I don't
remember I have forgotten can someone pick up
my brain I think that it's unwritten I
don't remember how you sing I don't remember
anything Anything
at all I don't know what I'm
doing I got impostor syndrome brewing in my
brain in my in that place where I
don't want to look I gotta look instead
or look out I don't remember I don't
remember I don't remember how to do it"
All my mahjong friends have died,"All her mahjong friends have died
Can’t find a game
No matter how I’ve tried
Youngsters don’t know how to play
If they did they’d play all day
All my mahjong friends have died
Oh vey
There are cracks, bands, and dots
Soaps and reds and greens
Nor’east, west, south
And jokers too
Part skill, and part luck
You might win a couple bucks
Oh how sad for this old Jew
All my mahjong friends have died
All her mahjong friends have died
Can’t find a game
No matter how I’ve tried
No bridge for me
I won’t give up
It’s mahjong games I love
All my friends have dies
But not me
Da da da da da da da
Da da da da da da da
Da da da da da da da
Da da da da da da da
Da da da da da da da
Da da da da da da da
Not me"
We’ve already given up,"Before we even start
The little cracks give way
To a full blown broken heart
Cuz change is gonna happen
But by then we’ll be crawling on the floor
By then this cold fighting will turn
Into a full blown civil war
And yeah we feel so helpless
We’re on the desperate side of justice
With a million different ways to divide us
But in the important way we are the same
We’ve already had our say
There’s nothing left to shout
Every thought has come full circle
There’s no time for that now
It’s extraordinarily normal
The same sets of neurons fire
We dance around and the groove is set
No other action required
And yeah we feel so helpless
We’re on the desperate side of justice
With a million different ways to divide us
But in the important way we are the same
I say I want to get to know my neighbors
I say I want to really connect
But then it’s late and i’m tired and the tv is on
Let’s just go to bed
We can all barely go on like this
I mean I don’t know about you
In this exhausted mess of a broken future
This nightmare dance we do"
Sign on the dotted line,"Because time is just an illusion after all
We need to see
All the freedom we have is a brick wall
But if you
Want to
You could stay the night
You be me
I’ll be you
And we can have a fight
About who’s right
Ride for the slip n slide
Inside your mind before it drifts away
Stand on the edge of the sand
Try and demand the ocean do what you say
And if you
Want to
You could stay the night
Ask me
To see you
In a whole new light
And we can have a fight
About who’s right
Take another break
Don’t make yourself die from overwork
Know that what you sow
You’re gonna reap right there in the dirt
And if you
Want to
You could stay the night
Ask me
To free you
From the holding tight
And we can have a fight
In a whole new light
About who’s right"
We don't need more characters,"We just want the Nazis gone
No one cares about moments
We just want the abuse to stop
From GamerGate to the president
Just crack down on the bots
That's all we want
That's all we want
That's all we want"
"Boyfriend, I love you","Don’t throw my shoe at me
After all you put me through
You make me so angry
You say you love all of me
If that’s true leave my shoes on my feet
It’s hard to love you
To live with you
To make this work
Boyfriend, I love you
Don’t throw my shoe at me
The lengths that I’ve gone to
To try to keep you happy
I give you time
I give you money
I let you into my bed
I give you everything
You throw my shoe at my head
Boyfriend, I love you
Don’t throw my shoe at me
I just can’t with your attitude
You make me so angry
Don’t look for me when I’m gone
All that I’m leaving you is this song
You’ll see my spirit
When you hear it
She’ll haunt you till you’re dead"
"What do dance contests, floating prams, Star","Wars and soda commercials have to do with
one another? The
are all tangents that will carry you off
to dreamland tonight. I’m
the projector protector And
I live between the light and dark Where
the silhouettes enter With
the dust motes shining like stars We
stan Baby
Yoda Sitting
a floating pram And
if you’d like to get a soda Please
wait for the intermission I’m
the projector protector Do
you do the protector dance Oh
yes you are correct sir You
shimmy and you shake both hands I’m
the projector protector Four
walls and a thousand seats I’m
the daydream defender I’m
running down a mystery I’ll
hold your honor And
cradle it all the way To
the old tone farmer Who’ll
grow it for a rainy day"
Where you gonna find what you’re looking for,"In the sky
Underground
In your head
The waves of sound are ringin’
After dark
The day is long
Sun rise
What’s the morning’s bringin’
Could it be in the corner
Could it be in the grass
Could it be in the question
I’m afraid to ask
Could it be in the crosses
Could it be in the steel
Could it be in the space between
What’s fake and real
On the trail
Leading to
The solitary
Parts of you that will grow
Don’t walk
Too straight
You’ve got to
 Calibrate it just so"
"I’m from Vermont, the most magical state of all","Here is the house in which I grew up
I go there in my dreams when I am feeling sad
(Vermont) The only state that I love with all of my heart
(Vermont) where the mountains are green
(Vermont) watch the sunset on those mountains in the fall
(Vermont) and you’ll see what I mean
when I’m lost in the woods and I wanna go home
there’s only one place I know
when I’m lost in the world and I need to go home
there’s only one place to go
I’m from Vermont, it’s right near Canada
I’m from Vermont, where the dirt roads stretch on and on
Here is the pond in which I learned to swim
The house that I left when I turned 18
(Vermont) The only state that I love with all of my heart
(Vermont) where the mountains are green
(Vermont) watch the sunset on those mountains in the fall
(Vermont) and you’ll know what I mean
when I’m lost in the woods and I wanna go home
there’s only one place I know
when I’m lost in the world and I need to go home
there’s only one place to go
I’m from Vermont, no that’s not in Canada"
I’m not one to call your shots,"I wanna stay outta your business
Tell me what the problem is
And I’ll do what I can to fix it
There’s a war inside your lungs
It’s time to bring out the big guns
I’m not one to cut you down
I don’t think anyone gets what they deserve
But if you make a big mistake
I’m not one to grade on a curve
The trees shake down the passersby
gleaming motorcade catches the eye"
Hummm I’ve lost my mind again,"And my only friends
Are all people that I
Try to compete with
I don’t think about you at all
The price gets steeper
With your back up against the wall
You want it
There you go again
Tickling your insides
Jealous of your friends
You want it
Like your life depends
Looking for the inside
Jealous of your friends
Hummm I’m tired but holding on
I’m a wizard’s wand
All ready to fire away
Into the dark of a black hole
I don’t think about you at all
The world goes charcoal
And the stars begin to fall
  R"
"Panic, panic, panic","Locked into a chair
The world is moving fast
Sprayed with water and air
Panic panic panic
I’m not an avatar
When will this be over
I don’t like this at all
Panic Panic Panic
Please just let me out
I’m holding my dad’s hand
I’m really panicking now
Finally it’s over
I’m discombobulated
There’s one guy who’s puking
I bet he really hated it
Panic"
Remember when there were fish in the ocean,"When Los
Angeles stretched out to the horizon You
could buy fruit in any supermarket Roaming
packs of dogs didn't try to eat you
oh my child we had a good for
a little while but we lived in the
great denial as the world reclaimed her while
remember we all lived in mansions made of
wood and glass and concrete we were all
slaves to the algorithm and electricity was practically
free well oh my child we had it
good for a little while but we live
in the great denial As
a world reclaimed Er
Wild Remember
how you'd keep the tap running Remember
taking long showers whole bathtub filled with water
just so you could soak your tired bones
Oh my child we had her good for
a little while but we lived in the
great denial as the world reclaimed her While
her And
remember television we get lost in all kinds
of stories Anything
to forget the moment Loneliness
at the heart of life yes yes yes
my child we had a dupe For
a little while we lived in the great
denial as the world reclaimed her wild"
Another late night,"to do my song
this room is too hot
cuz the heat is on
it’s cold out side
ice and snow
NOw this song is over
cuz i gotta go 0"
i'm the husfaria nebula,"This is my little bit o spaceified turf
You're trespassing and you know what's worse?
There's a woman chasing you
She's hot on the trail
She looks like lunch lady with a lunch pail
use the force and do what you can
I'd go looking for jonathan mann"
i don't want pants too loose,"pants too tight
when i want pants i want em just right
in the middle
pants in the middle
bring a little lovin over here
i don't want pants too long
pants too short
when i want pants i wan the right proportions
some things you want exteme
like your lovin and your dreams
but when it comes to hems and seams
not so much
pants too big
pants to small
i'd rather where no pants at all
first comes love
then comes marriage
then i'm stiching up the undercarriage"
Blob fish is ugly but also kind of cute,"California condor is ugly but also kind of cute
Monkfish is ugly but also kind of cute
Nakedmole rat is ugly but also kind of cute
Proboscis monkey is ugly but also kind of cute
Starnosed mole is ugly but also kind of cute
Warthog is ugly but also kind of cute
Aye Aye is ugly but also kind of cute00
Are this animals ugly
or are they kind of cute
I think that they might carry
Both attributes
Ugly, cute, ugly, cute
They're ugly and cute at the same time"
They told me I had to go So,"I packed up my things and I went
to the car And
I cried, oh I cried Massive
amounts of endorphins lately kept me hanging on
to a dream Instead
of swimming with dolphins I was a salmon
swimming upstream It
wasn’t supposed to go this way But
that’s the way it went I drove home
in a daze I passed out on the
couch And
I cried, oh I cried (Sometimes everybody knows
me, sometimes everybody knows my name) Cried,
cried, cried"
"And totally, totally can’t dance","Lizzie loves shoes and wears crazy high heels
Her husband can’t cook and they got a prenup
And she smelled a lot of pot while covering the Giants
On 7Live x4
Jen’s from Alaska
And if you ask her
She’ll tell you she’s got a crush on Mark Zuckerberg
She says what she thinks
She doesn’t censor herself and she’s getting married in May
Marielle is obsessed with the royal family
But on the other hand, she loves her fast food
She loves shoes, she loves ghetto songs
And she also loves to say ‘cray cray’
Cray cray
On 7Live x4"
Hey my back don't feel okay it's pretty,"messed up I'd
say Is
the stress or something worse I don't know
hey wanna lay my head down late Feel
asleep and all the day and night and
everywhere I go I say I don't know
I wave my hands up in the air
and I say I don't I know I
don't know why people like the way they
do the way they do hey what else
rhymes with hate Anywhere
you're gonna stay you better like it Cause
it gonna be there a while hey better
find me su Just
the way I know you too Smile
in my face like every day I hold
my hand above my head I know just
what the doctor says hey it just came
out this way Everything
in my head I stay away I stay
away from the way that you look at
my face waving the place inside my heart
singing all that one bad two three my
face and my glowing going"
Did you hear what happened in Boston?,"When a teenaged boy unarmed
Was hit  with the butt of a weapon
And fell bleeding to the ground
Word spread quickly
People gathered in the streets
Calling out for justice
Sick and tired of the police
Business owners boarded up
As the protest grew unruly
The cops called reinforcements
Who came armed to the teeth
The assembly was deemed unlawful
And ordered to disperse
The protesters starting throwing stuff
But the cops did something worse
They opened fire on the crowd
They ended up killing five
They justified their actions saying
That they feared for their lives
The year was 1770
The cops were the Red Coats
The first man to die
For the flag we hold high was a black man
Yes Crispus Attucks was the first to die
In the Revolutionary War
Which started that day in an event we call
The Boston Massacre
If while hearing me sing these words
You thought, “Hey they should’ve dispersed.”
Or “protesters with crude weapons
Are bound to get what they deserve”
Then you my friend are for tyranny
You’d have loved King George the third
And please don’t pretend differently
When you’re calling out for blood"
Craters on the moon,"As it passed by your room
as you are lying on your back tying knots
Don't make any noise
Don't drink any poison
And the world opens up with a thought
You can see it
It's not your problem
You can touch it
It's a coral reef
And you'll reach down
Deep in your throat
And pull up words that
You didn't know you had
And you'll open
Doors long shut
You'll break locks
With a single though
Tires on the road
Gravel and the grass is mowed
breezy Sunny with a chance thunderstorms
Promise of a life to be lived
Of a gift to be gived
But the path is well worn
And you lay there
Still as anything
And you don't care
Who sees you"
there's a place there that has the things that I want,"Small Dog
Small Dog
Not some corporate conglomerate
bunch of real people who like Apple a lot
Small Dog
Small Dog
I speak from personal experience
I have been there
I bought my first airport from there
When my parent's Mac Pro went on the fritz
Small Dog was the place we took it
to get it fixed
But you don't have to go to Vermont
To buy from Small Dog the things that you want
Small Dog in the internet
Smalldog.com
Now, I'm an Apple fan and you know that's no lie
I'm telling you that you gotta give Small Dog a try
Small Dog
Small Dog
They love dogs
and I love dogs
They love Apple
and I do too
They're in Vermont
and I'm from Vermont
Small Dog I love you"
Can I have some common sense,"Not the kind sits on the fence
I'd like some real heart blood beat
To make it all complete
Can I have some senseless dark
Eat my feet and some tree bark
silly dance on a plotted plain
Dancing in my brain
Can I have a voice that cracks
An arm that sits and stands and smacks
foot that stands and stomps and shouts
That's what it's about
Smidgen of a trouncing fish
Dinner in a well worn wish
Colliding with the truth that sits
Between all of this"
Food poisoning in,"Germany
Puking up a storm
I'm running out of toothpaste and trying to stay warm
Cramped little hotel room
Stuffy and so small
I don't like it one little bit no
I don't like it at all
Food poisoning in
Germany they don't got
Gatorade
Been trying to drink lots of water though and
I guess
I'm doing okay
I haven't puked since last night
When
I puked
I felt much better
Now
I've been just sleeping all day and
I'm gonna sleep some more
I'm gonna sleep"
You are all being asked to do more with less,"To constantly keep it new and fresh
And exciting
For all of your members
Expand your reach, get revenue up
Make sure the experience is one they love
So when they go home
They tell their colleagues about it
Every little choice, big and small
You know that it’s all important
These are issues that all of you face
Regardless of your department
You work in marketing
Or in planning
Or in learning
Or technology
But it’s the experience
You’re all working to design
That can bring it all together
For your members every time
Oh oh, experience design
Oh oh, no more dividing line
At XDP you’ll put all your minds together
You gotta flip the learning, draw a journey map
Focus on the story not the stats
In the science of social
We leave a digital footprint
Wrap rage is real so go dine around
Hybrid events and smackdown
Session
Don’t be scared of disruption
It’s a VUCA world we all live in
Use poetic language on brain dater
We are all gonna suck some times
Go Otters, don’t be a hater
Reach is queen
Revenue is king
Relevance rules
Everything
Colors, fun, alcohol
Put it all in a mixer
You’ll smell like Renew
And drink an XDP Elixir"
Put your tray tables up,"Set your phasers to love
We’re cruising at 35,000 feet
Aiming even higher up above
They say time is an equalizer
Nothing good ever lasts
T ime and space are just an illusion
Why fly when you can crash?
I can see everything
Holding eternity in the palm of my hand
I lay my head on a big white fluffy cloud
And I am never gonna land
When the airport is new
And everybody is smiling at you
You know in your bones, there’s nothing you can’t do
Up and into the blue"
I wrote another song today,"But I wanna make the video good
And I don't have enough time to do that
Cause I got stuff to do like I should
You gotta live your life
If you wanna make
Anything that means squat
So i'm stuck with this dumb little song
And tomorrow's will be a lot
More involved
With a cool video and stuff
It'll be intense
Just you wait"
Today is one small victory,"For all the you’s and all the me’s
Today marks the end of the overdraft fees
But the banks driven by greed
Want to fool you with some trickery
They want you to sign up for overdraft fees
(Look out)
They call it protection
They tell you you need it
point so preposterous I'd never concede itI
I over draw my card
And they foot my bill
They can charge me crazy fees
And you and I know they will
But if I overdraft my card
It necessarily means I don't have the money
To pay them their fees
It's a catch 22 (sort of)
Don't get caught by the
Greedy banks
The greedy banks
Want you to sign up for overdraft fees
The greedy banks
The greedy banks
Want you to sign up for overdraft fees
Read the fine print
Read the fine print
34 dollars for over draft fees
Read the fine print
Read the fine print
35 dollars for over draft fees
If you overdraft a buck
34 dollars
34 dollars
If you overdraft a cent, one cent
35 dollars
35 dollars
Ohhh
The greedy banks
The greedy banks
Want you to sign up for overdraft fees
Tell ‘em no, tell ‘em no
Don’t go signing up for overdraft fees
(Please)"
I’m really sick of writing songs about Trump,"It makes me want to curl up into a tiny lump
Right now I’m at a silent meditation retreat
I wrote this song two days ago, to keep up my streak
I’m really sick of writing songs about Trump
But I said I’d do it for 100 days
Maybe that was a dumb thing to commit to
I wish that I could stop but the commitment has been made
I’m really sick of writing songs about Trump
The feeling that it gives me fits the presidency
The feeling that it gives me is like a slumping dump
It’s like a pile of elephant dung rotting in the sun
I’m really sick of writing songs about Trump
It’s like eating rancid rotting carcass of a dog
It’s like being covered with red fire ants
I’m trying my best though, giving all I got"
Something called NBA,"Top Shot
Pranksy Verifiable
Scarcity may sound confusing It
happened very quickly Top
Shot Pranksy
Verifiable Scarcity
Pranksy Pranksy
it happened very quickly You
don't want to miss out but you kind
of gotta figure out exactly what's going on
What's going on What's
going on What's
going on What's
going what's going on Confusing
It happened very quickly Crazy
Verify all scarcity Crazy
Crazy it happen very quickly Instead
of collecting cards with a player's likeness and
stats the sport is letting fans buy a
piece of the action Pranksy
Gold Fox
5 this is the collectible equivalent Pranky
Gold Fox
5 What's
going on Top
Shot Pranksy
Verifiable Scarcity
may sound confusing but happen very quickly Top
Shot Pranksy
Verifiable Scarcity
Pranky Pranky
it happened very quickly Verifiable
scarcity may sound confusing it happened very quickly
Verify all scarcity Pry
it happen very quickly Action
Action Action"
Waffles are better than pancakes,"That's just the way that I feel
Pancakes are ripe for mistakes
but waffles are such an easy meal
In the morning when the bluebirds sing
I wake up and get out my waffle maker
Waffles are better than pancakes
Make pancakes and your be making a mistak-er"
I feel another cold coming on,"Ready or not
So I’m gonna juice an onion, some ginger and garlic
Try to kill this bug before it makes me sick
My immune seems to be dead
I just feel like crawling back into bed
So I’m gonna juice an onion, some ginger and garlic
Try to kill this bug before it makes me sick"
My son just got his first vaccine shot,"it's raining outside and it's 50 but it's
not hot I don't got time to do
this right now I went for a run
then I took a show sitting at my
desk and I'm
playing my guitar My
parents are visiting for the day all my
son want to do is watch you do
it's like Mimi
is here don't you want to play a
with her That's
the end"
$1 a month goes a long way for,"me! I worry about money everyday I wish
that I knew that we’d be ok I
don’t know what I’ve
got to do to make it work And
if I can’t I will feel just like
a jerk I’m
just a freelancing fool in the wind I
can’t find my footing I don’t know what
I’m doing If
I could make it rain I’d
dance around like mad But
now I dance and I dance so bad
that it makes the animals sad All
the animals cry Cuz
I dance so bad I’ll
write songs for money The
best I ever have I’ll
juggle the truth I’ll
juggle the lies Can
you see the waxing waning in my eyes"
Out in the distance,"I hear them call my name
I offer no resistance
Because we're all the same
I am a goose flying south and all that I want
Is to ruffle my feathers in some sleepy pond
I'm thinking so little and flying a lot
I am animal
I am an animal
You are an animal
Too
Covered in hibernation
I dream a silly dance
Of old times and new creation
Of tree breath and blood romance
I am a old bear bent on learning all the new tricks
I can sleep all winter on a bed of sticks
In terms of love and power I'm a healthy mix
I am animal
I am an animal
You are an animal
Too
Crowd in my pocket
Epiphanies in my brain
Plugged into a socket
That lights up everything
I am a human being broken by the very design
But I put myself together one day at a time
And there's no getting around the simple fact that I'm
An animal
I am an animal
You are an animal
Too"
Just a little bit hard to tame,"But even will all of my ups and downs
You keep loving me just the same
I watch you smile
I see you forgive
And I know that’s a beautiful way to live
That’s a beautiful way to live
You know I’ll never be perfect
I’ll never win every prize
But when life isn’t fair
It’s still right there
Where?
In this kindness in your eyes
I watch you smile
I see you forgive
And I know that’s a beautiful way to live
That’s a beautiful way to live
Struggle’s been my middle name
I got troubles that’ll never cease
But I wanna know
I just wanna know
Where you go to find your peace
I watch you smile
I see you forgive
And I know that’s a beautiful way to live
Teach me how, teach me how to forgive
I know that’s a beautiful way to live
That’s a beautiful way to live
Teach me how, teach me how to forgive
I know that’s a beautiful way to live
It’s a beautiful way
It’s a beautiful way
Oh it’s a beautiful way to live"
You’re running your mouth just to talk shit,"Hahahahaha, the show fails I think, just opinion,
but so do other people No
you just run your mouth just so you’ll
get a reaction You’re
just a typical shit talker Talking
shit cause you have nothing else going for
you Just
like you pretended you didn’t know what Dancing
with the Stars
was Don’t
watch it dumb shit And
Matt, you’re effin fat as hell Shut
the fuck up Man
these Palins
really don’t like it when you don’t admire
them fully Well
I’m sorry that people don’t like some programming
PS-You’re lucky your show goes by votes, not
talent I’m
excited to watch it They
are a really cute family Haha,
what channel is that shit on? Not
as fat as Bristol
And not dating a dumbass like prick like
almond The
only program I enjoyed from your family is
Nailin Palin
It’s on TLC
The last channel I’d
ever fucking watch in my life Willow,
don’t make me count to three Hahahahahah
Haha, you’re so gay I have no idea
who you are But
what I’ve
seen pictures of, you’re disgusting My
sister had a kid and is still hot
And don’t talk shit about Andy
Tre shut the fuck up You’re
such a faggot"
"Grimes, Grimes","sign of the times
It may be love
and that’d be fine
But a revolutionary spirit
With a union busting billionaire
I don’t wanna hear it
Grimes Grimes
I’m out of my mind
Elon Musk must
really be fine
The heart really wants what the heart wants
More love not less is good for everyone
One a personal level maybe he’s great
But a billionaire’s heart can’t see straight
You can do big things with money like his
But billionaires should not exist
Grimes, Grimes
sign of the times
We’re crossing those lines
At the end of all of it
What do we find
Under capitalism none of us can be
The full true humans of humanity
One a personal level maybe he’s great
But a billionaire’s heart can’t see straight
You can do big things with money like his
But billionaires should not exist
He wants to get us all to mars
And manufacture really cool cars
But who does the work, and who leads through fear
At the end of the day, he’s just ideas"
mario 2 is not like mario 1,"it's different it's true but it's just as fun
back in the 80s at nintendo japan
they though we couldn't handle the real jump man
so they took doki doki panic
and then put mario right in it
and changed a few key elements
to make it more of a mario game
a mushroom here
a warp zone there
the princess with
her golden hair
we were just kids
we didn't know
as far as we were concerned
this was mariorq
it wasn't until
the snes
the real mario 2
put our skills to the test
man that game is hard
mushrooms fake you out
wind will knock you down
warp zones send you back
withholding this game
was a very good call
we wouldn't have had the princess
after all
and to this day
i don't know which i prefer
the real mario 2
or the impostor
i guess it depends
on the mood that i'm in
and which i feel
like playing again"
On the other side of life,"In that castle in the sky
Einstein was using
His great big giant mind
Finishing equations
On how he could come back
And fly over australia
In a great big monster truck
EINSTIEN FLYING IN MONSTER TRUCK
OVER AUSTRALIA
EINSTIEN FLYING IN MONSTER TRUCK
OVER AUSTRALIA"
City to city,"Street to street
Another place for me to sing of
Ki
City to city
Flight to flight
Cloud to cloud
Night to night
Here we go here we go
City to city
Dance to dance
Everybody tells you you'll have another chance
Dust to dust
Film to film
I know where you're going with
Oh here we go
Oh here we go again
City city
City and city
City to city
Bed to bed
Hotel room
I keep myself well fed
City to city
Scooter and bike
You can sing as many songs as you like
Cause here we go again
Oh again
City to city
City"
"My lyrics: Little soul, Little stray","Little drifter
It didn't go your way
Now where will will you stay
And you
all pale and all alone
The way you used to make fun of things
I fell in bed and out of it
On to your body so hard
On to your body so hard
Rolling like a river of hair
I stop and stare
I stop and stare
Missed call connection
better use for these for legs
But it's all right, she'll say
Worry oh or worry not
Without attention where will you go
You're going that way anyway
Here comes that ever old and young train of thought
Worry oh or worry not
I'm pleading with the hell it's wrought
Where it's leading with me pleading for the hell that it's wrought
It brought you nearer that's clear
But I fear that I might disappear
So you meant well but
Still ended up in the bottom of a well,
Should you ring the bell,
Or start singin' in the hope
They'll come a-listenin'?
Sometimes all time is is time to wait
Sometimes the good gets going late
So watch out!
Here comes a chance
To get along with it
I fell
In bed & out of it
On a barge of coconuts
Went along with it
Passing through
river of overgrown hair
Where I learned to care...
All over again
Oh, now, there's red
Spilled on the ground
People racin' around
Ever find yourself lost
In this maddening town?
For when you're in doubt
Don't first shout
Look about, do a walkabout
Talk about it
Might better understand it
Missed calls that keep missin' each other
Long since forgotten they share a mother
Staring all day at tea dregs
When will they ever reveal
better use for these legs?
But it's alright
Fly a kite, grab a bite,
Have a light, dynamite
Whatever you do
Hold on tight
Bridge
Here comes that ever-old and young train of thought
Worry, oh, worry, worry not
For it brought you nearer all those tracks ago
Course you have the best intentions
But without attention where will you go?
Chorus
Through & through
Through & through
What was it that you
Were trying to do?
Care enough to try again
After all you're trying?
After all, you're dying to."
Hey there scooter This,"here's a love song from all your sexy
fans You're
funny you're generous you're thoughtful you're honest You're
so so hot So
hot You
know just how I feel You
whisper sweetly You
know what we want and what we want
is for you to be happy to know
that we're thankful for the We
want you to know you're hot as fuck
and soul we all want to lay you
down low We
want your humor intelligence kindness and warmth We
want to chomp your bones You
don't know how attractive you are and we
want to chomp your bones Gotta
get in line lord commander be a girlfriend
trader joe you gotta put the bomb in
the bombsha bombs bomb You
gotta put your round in the rhythm lemon
den is for you to be happy So
happy to know that we're thankful for the
show So
thankful We
want you to know you're hot as fuck
and so we all wanna lay you down
low We
want your humor intelligence kindness and warmth We
wanna ch You
don't know how attractive you are and we
wanna chomp your bones You
make us feel safe when we're afraid of
the dark And
we wanna chomp your bones We
hope you don't feel too creeped out but
we wanna chump your bones Yes
we wanna jump your bones"
Hello my name is Jonathan,"This is Son
of a number 2355 TIS
the season for stone fruit an AC
unit and an empty boo Push
the baby on the swing There
is babies pride can write your song the
days are hot and the days are long
when he's not used to any of it
his mind's made up and his will is
strong Time
to hang new life fixtures all is that
you're working towards can you get your son
to now I guess that's what strollers are
for but it's hot and he's all fuss
so unless you got some fairy dust this
song will have to write itself Cuz
he's not going to sleep"
I’ve got the stomach flu,"It’s not something I like to do
Was sick all day, I didn’t puke
But I pooped
I’ve got the stomach flu
Was the last in the family
To get it, we’ve all been sick
I hope that this is it for us and me
They say the flu is really bad this year
And I don’t want to get it
I’m washing my hands like a mad man
I’m not gonna let it
Get me
I’ve got the stomach flu
Laid in bed and watched a show
Now I’ve got a headache
Cuz I’ve had to take eating slow"
Made Steve dance,"Turtleneck and jeans
wiggle and shimmy
I sang up on the screen
M ade Steve dance
Like he never did
Long story short
I’ll tell you about it
I was coming home from a family vacation
Disappointed about my situation
Was hoping to win brand new car
In a contest for a Klondike Bar
But I lost,
Was nursing my wound
Surfing the world wide web as you do
When I saw that Steve was gonna address
The little thing known as the AnttennaGate mess
So seeing as though I write a song a day
I sat down and thought to myself hey
I’ll write about how antennagate is
Kinda no big deal, you know? Right.
So I wrote the song and made a video too
I posted it like I always do
And I sent to MG siegler
The tech crunch blogger i’s in league with
The next morning I woke to an email (an email)
Subject like your video (your video)
From pr at apple.com
I was pretty sure I was being punked
I got in the shower thinking about spoofing
And that’s when my phone began to ring
Unknown caller well that’s strange
Who is it? This is Steve Dowling
Steve Jobs liked your video (my video)
He wants to use today (today)
To open the press conference (the what now)
Can we use it?
I was standing there naked as the day I was born
Conversing with a PR guy for
One of the biggest multinational corporations
That ever did roam the earth
But a few hours later Steve shimmied on stage
Said thanks everybody for joining us today
We found this video on YouTube
We couldn’t help but want to share it
And that woulda been that I guess
Until I got another telephone call
From the PR guy at apple
And he wanted me to know
I was watching Steve on the side of the stage
The entire time your song was playing
And he was legit dancing boogieing down
Your song turned the whole day around"
If you're looking for a place where people,"love to read You
want to talk about books to help make
your life complete But
I know a place, yes I know a
place where discussion really cooks It's
your own little slice of heaven, get on
down there to a club nook Whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa With
his book clubs and forums on every subject
relating to this device The
weather is perfect, the people are friendly, the
decor is nice Club
nook, club nook, read a book and join
Find your place in this world, the answer
to what's the point Oh
club nook, club nook, take a look and
you'll see This
is the place that you belong, this is
the place where you should be You
should be, whoa, whoa, club nook"
Raise your fist up against our police state,"They are lined up waiting for the  word
So they can blast you beat you and gas and arrest you
Using their clubs to protect and serve
Raise your fist up against our police state
They've got all their little shiny toys
And they're just itching for a reason to use them
Like power mad little 4 year old boys
Raise your fist up against our police state
No it's not just for the ghetto anymore
Now that white folk too are getting clobbered
It's clearer to us white folk than it ever was before
Raise your fist up against our police state
we write their checks
they work for us
raise your fist up against our police state
get those masks off them
they belong with us
If you're conservative this should upset you
Our police state is big government
They're stamping out free speech and freedom of assembly
They're trampling all over your constitution
We might not agree on everything
Where you see darkness maybe I see light
but a pow pow pow pow police state
No matter what you think you can see its not right
It's a slippery slope that we've started down
they are militarized and ready to roll
if you're pissed at wall street or the government
take to the streets and bare your soul"
Hey little fire ants,"Clumping in the flood
I don’t want to make you angry
And get stung here in the mud
Can’t we just be friends
Or at least call a truce
You don’t bother me
And I won’t bother you
You will be assimilated
It’s futile to resist
Your human time has ending
You surely know this
So no, bag of water
Friends we cannot be
You will become us
You’ll be part of we"
They love gardening and all kinds of tea,"wine and cocktails and birding World
of Warcraft
and perfumes cooking and Avenue
Q If
Seattle were next to Denver
Then they would start a business where they
professionally shop for people Cause
they're the best comparison shoppers If
Katie Monster
were an ocelot she'd travel all over the
world Helping
others understand with helping others understand with her
encyclopedic memory and her a hair flaming free
she'd be running all over the land she'd
be running all over the land they watch
Christmas Story
together Every
single December
Whether in person or just over the phone
they're both Democrats
which disappoint it's her father Bleeding
heart liberals label they can own and Sarah
is an expert at growing beautiful flowers she
knows how to pick the perfect gift they
can binge watch TV
for hours if Katie
Motts were an ocelot she'd travel all over
the world Helping
others understand Helping
us understand Their
encyclopedic memory and her red hair flamin free
she'd be running all over the land she'd
be running all over the land if Katie
Moss were an ocelot she'd travel all over
the world Helping
others understand Helping
others understand her encyclopedic memory and a red
hair flamin free she'd be running all over
the land she'd be running all over the
land"
I'm trying to find my mind Trying,"to find my mind Trying
to find my mind I must have left
it behind Must
have left it all behind hi Where'd
my mind go I swear I was here
last night or maybe last year I don't
know how to survive without my mind without
my mind Is
it in my stomach Is
it in my ear Is
it in my nose I could have sworn
it was here My
mind is gone and I don't know how
I'll survive I'm
just trying to find my mind My
mind My
mind oh I'm
just trying to find my mind My
mind Turn
off the lights and I might just want
to get up Turn
off the lights and I just might want
to make it up Like
I always do When
I'm having trouble finding my mind Having
trouble finding my mind in this world I
don't know where it is don't even know
where to look I guess I could pick
up a magazine novel or a book about
my mind and the synapses that fire and
the crazy crazy desire that I have to
make things fit in a box that I
can understand but my mind is elusive and
I won't find it here no no by
minimum"
Fielding questions from the gallery,"smattering of pitches
They can’t get close to me
I’m leaving them in stitches
The ghost of he that came before
Floats there making merry
I wonder what would happen if
He was trying to be scary
Heaving like a cat in heat
I’m crawling up your staircase
Hovering over your bed
Commandeering all your airspace
Tie me to the bedpost
If it’s what you’ve got to do
But what I got inside of me
You got inside of you
I crissed n crossed this country
So often I lost count
I ate at ever Waffle House
Until they threw me out
I sat in every rocking chair
At every Cracker Barrel
I over filled my gas tank
And it left me feeling sterile
It’s simpler to refuse a gift
When you can’t bear to receive it
It’s easier to tell a lie
When you really do believe it
Every fiber in your body
Knows what’s making sense
You have the blueprint in your mind
And still you’re on the fence"
What’s the sacrifice,"You gonna make right now
Can you pay the price
To stop playing nice and let it all hang out
Where is the knife
That you’ll use to cut
The part out of your life
That are bathing you in light can’t feel the dark
Always moving
Always thinking
Always rolling
Never sinking
Down into the depths of despair
but what might you find there
You can hold the line
And know that you won’t fall
Succeeding all the time
If it can’t find a rhyme, you’ll hit a wall
What are you gonna give
What can’t you go with out
When you lose the will to live
Is where you find the bridge you’ve only read about"
Riding on a whale,"Looking for a new home
Heading where the moon don’t shine
But all my thoughts and all my ambitions
Have left me so confined
Coloring with crayons
Folding sheets of paper
Messages to send the void
But all my lies and all my excuses
Have left me paranoid
Wishing on a satellite
Hoping for a good time
Getting nothing in return
All my clothes are in a pile on the lawn
And I watch them burn
Scrolling left and right
At the trinkets I’ve collected
Looking for salvation
There’s so much I want to do
But haven’t got the time or patience
Cooking on the planet
Tired of the stars
Dropping everything I know
All my thoughts and all my ambitions
Leave me with no where to go
Oh to be the king
In the land of folly
Frustrated by the birth
All our effort in a single moment
Destroyed just like the earth
Digging up the chemicals
Opening the casket
Pushing electricity
Everybody knows that they’re alive
But no one knows what to be"
Industry was born one day in,"November the exact date no one seems to remember
they say that angels protect her from harm
they say she belongs on no man's arm
don't take her away from me
don't take her away from me
don't take her away from me
don't take my industry
when industry was just eight years old
she filled a purse with all it could hold
they found her waiting for the old red line
Brought her back before supper time
if
I were if
I were if
I were your industry
I would be
I would be
I would be so happy
and she cried on her pillow alone it's not a big deal
Millions of other girls weeping at any moment
People making choices
Now
Industry is heading for the coast
the one place she misses the most
she starts swimming towards big smokestacks
and no one's there to bring her back
don't take her away from me
don't take her away from me
don't take her away from me
don't take my industry if
I don't take her away from me if
I don't take her away from me
I would take her away from me
I would only take my industry"
Open the door,"And walk right through
And you know that you'll find something new
Over there
But it's scary because you don't know if you're you
Anymore
But open the door
You've got to be brave
And your courageous attitude will set you free
Out there
But you don't know what is waiting or what will be
And you're scared
And if you weren't scared
Even a little bit
Then you wouldn't be a human being
Feel it really feel it oh man can you feel it
Scared and sad and all your feelings
Open the door
Rip the bandaid off
It's gonna be a sharp, sharp pain
Over there
No more sitting still and in chains
Anymore
Open the door
Arms above your head
Use fear and use all of your dread over there
Open up your heart and let it beat over there
And if you weren't scared
Even a little bit
Then you wouldn't be a human being
Feel it really feel it oh man can you feel it
Scared and sad and all your feeling
Open the door
and walk right through"
Officer Tony,"Bolonga's been made fun of all his life
But he doesn't need to go to therapy,
this is why he became a cop He
takes that can of mace and he sprays
sprays sprays And
the little hurt boy inside him has a
smile on his face Oh,
spray for all the times that they called
you names Spray
for all the times you were picked last
in the games Now
you're spraying for the insults that they hurled
Now you're spraying to show that you’re the
toughest man in the world Officer
Tony Bolonga
just needs to be shown love The
more he acts out the more love we
should show He's
like a little three year old in a
great big uniform That
little hurt boy inside him is a great
big raging storm We
love you Tony
Balonga (yeah we love you) We
love the white shirt you wear and the
strength that you project We
love you Tony
Bolonga (yeah we love you) We
know that there's little boy inside you must
protect But
listen now Tony
Bolonga (yeah we love you) Your
little macing rampages, well they have got to
stop We
love you Tony
Balonga (yeah we love you) We
love you for being square Oh
you great big cuddly bear But
you're abusive cop We
love you, please stop"
Consensus by bet that didn't work Hub,"and spoke J
that didn't work Proof
of proof of work that didn't work Hypercube
J It
also didn't work first of all so like
people who take themselves too seriously are just
like so uninspiring So
uninspiring Soap
soap Soap
soap Ooh
ooh ooh Essential
blockchain benefits of mass ethereum Bitcoin
is transparency and trust It's
increasingly instantly online to absolute power of importance
what would you build on Consensus
by bed that didn't work Ovens
will change that didn't work that didn't work
hard it also didn't work shadow change work
early iterations of Chasm
1 25 minutes a day you unexpectedly go
and they become more and more aware and
connected with yourself the most important thing is
work on themselves for any two protocol states
it's not the case the basic shape of
the safety proof proof basic basic states the
protocols are going to make I guess now
I'm going to pause and see how much
I've lost to you for any two protocol
shapes it's not the case the basic shape
of the safety proof stake basic basic stakes
protocols are going to make I guess now
I'm going to pause and see how much
I've lost you the question is that works
what will you build out of the theorem
that also works the basic shape of the
safety proof that works the most important is
work on themselves Consensus
by bed that didn't work Ovens
folk chain that didn't work Proof
of proof of work that didn't work hacked
cube chain also do shadow chain didn't work
Chain fiber work basic mountain thoughts early iterations
of Catalan
work"
I made friends,"With a ghost
And he told me
Not to go
But I went
Down the stairs
And I never came back no more
He tried guilt
Anger too
Nothing brought
Me back to you
I had gone
Where I was not supposed
And now I too was a ghost
Riding high
On a butterfly right
On the tip
Of a subtle knife
And I paid
With my life
I never came back no more"
Ironically the billionaire label,"When used by the media
Is almost always meant to devalue
And denigrate the subject
Oh woe is me
I’m Elon Musk
And I can’t see
How not paying my workers
Properly
Is a bad choice
There’s no way to become
billionaire no no
Without making bad choices
That leave other people starving
Oh woe is me
I’m Elon Musk
And I can’t see
How not paying my workers
Properly
Is a bad choice"
As we all sat waiting for the big show to begin,"We saw shots of the crowd and heard two songs playin'
Then there was a bunch of live stream trouble
It was cutting in and out
We saw some bars and tone from the TV truck
But then on comes Phil Schiller
Almost lost my paitence
Bigger iPhones, so much bigger
But there's a Chinese translation
In the background
IN THE BACKGROUND
Anyway
These phones are packed with pixels
So many pixels
Over a million pixels
This guy's got a really warm neck
You can use this phone one handed
Something called Focus Pixels
And you can make calls over wifi
Phil says we all need to run more stairs
And he's an expert in butterflies
Everyone knows that it's so hard
To remove your credit cards
From your wallet, it really hurts
Eddie Cues got you covered with his pink shirt
With the secure element
The secure element
And then we heard the three words
The wondrous magically words
It was weird to hear them from Tim Cook's mouth
All my higher brain functions are dropping away
Images flash and Jony Ive narrates
I am pavlov's dog coming on command
Tim Cook raises up his hands
It's the Apple watch and I can't help my self
I want one so bad I'm about to pass out
What's the interface, how you get around
Oh yeah simple it's a digital crown
It's the digital crown
Linear Acuator
Taptic Engine
Horological experts
Track the solar system
is Kevin Lynch gonna sing
Love Shack or wild thing?
We all glampsed Jeff
And his heartbeat
Penises
Everyone will Draw
Penises
On the Apple Watch"
"Suni said, “Butch, can you pass the wasabi","I need more spiciness here in space
How did we end up with 8 long months
It was just supposed to be 8 days?”
“Suni,” Butch said, “I’ve been asking myself that
At least 20 times a day
I miss my Deanna
and Daryn and Logan
We gotta back some way.”
Suni and Butch are stuck in space
Two hundred and fifty miles away
From the old rat race
and the corporate case of greed that got them there
Suni and Butch answered the call
With theirhard won wisdom of the astronaut
They train so hard
And the earth looks small and fragile from way up there
Suni says, “Butch, when Gorby died
I cried and cried and cried and cried
I came up here and ran a marathon
The first ever run in space.”
“Suni,” Butch says, “yeah how about that
We can print tools to use at the drop of a hat
But the people and places that mean everything
All feel so far away..."
I learned four chords from a man on,"the beach He
took a few moments out of his day
to teach and encourage me I had only
been playing for 3 or 4 months Looking
back I can see he was only being
nice What
a difference a few kind words From
a stranger can make When
you choose to listen to them When
you choose to take them to heart If
only there were a way To
filter out the noise then We
could only hear the good stuff And
block out all the poison I’m
not sure if I started now I’d
have the courage to grow and stick it
out with the nonsensne Of
anonymous trolls picking their noses Typing
up up storms of bile and hatred everywhere
Whenever you find yourself nearly beat Come
back to this song and listen to me
I want to tell you You
are worth it, you are grand, take whatever
you’re working on by the hand and see
it through"
We travel this world together,"By water or rail or sky
We travel this world forever
My baritone uke and I
Like Captain Picard’s flute
She’s a symbol of life
She sings, I strum
She sings and I cry
Without her laws of physics I can always defy
My baritone uke and I
We wander Middle Earth together
Gandalf and Frodo are so jealous they cry
“Hey, Jonathan, let us share your baritone uke with you!”"
"throw a cob of corn into the sun, it'll be popcorn","look at that old pile of hay, it's a dead body
make your hand into a fist, a gun, or a laser
can you roll your R's with your tongue 'cause i can
He-Man, Skeletor
1 plus 1 plus 1 is more
I got a crush on Dawn
I lay face down on the lawn
little boy awake and terrified, why's he crying?
he's thinking about his mom and his dad, them dying
that dream of being chased by someone he can't see
that feeling of wanting to know who he'll be
so big so tall
we're all so small
one mask we call a face
won't be remember'd won't be replaced
alone at home on a rainy sunday night, he’s writing
thinking, “someday i'll live another life, exciting
i'll fall in love with a girl that i've just met
i'll wander darkened streets alone in jerusalem.”
The hotel he doesn’t like
He doesn’t win the open mic
The summer ends and he’s in love
Though somehow it’s still not enough
Summer night silent and his wife is sleeping
Watching his son’s chest rise and falling
Wondering what he could be dreaming
That feeling of wanting to know who he’ll be
Fears piled on to fears
Old feelings hot tears
Wanting to hold on but no
Trying hard to let go"
There were eyeballs on the skittles,"and the orange breakfast table
was pumpkin like a seedling
And the festooned flypaper caught
Light in early evening
And hobo Jim was eating
Beans out of a can
Beans out of a can
Hunchbacks riding dragons
Spit coming up from geysers
Lap light musty tooth aches
Cornered by conveniently
Placed anachronisms
And hobo Jim was eating
Beans out of a can
Beans out of a can
Frustrate by the riverside
Holed up in a pink tarantula
Must have been something you ate
Or else you have that brightly colored
Disease that is going around
And hobo Jim was eating
Beans out of a can
Beans out of a can"
I wake up in my dream,"And I know it’s a dream
I control everything
Freaked out by the power
I jump in the water
What do I desire
In my rattling skull
Why is it full
Of the things in my soul
I’m standing on the catwalk
The stars are passing
I’m only guessing
The girl that I knew
Back in school
She’s looking through
Me and I’m back in time
I’m not me I’m
Just some kind of sign
Jumping really far
Not quite on par
With a flying car
Just far enough
To feel the wind and stuff
And landing rough
Shod in the grass
Something comes fast
And that’s the last
Thing that I see
Before I am me
In the morning
In the morning"
listen precisely,"because I won't say this twicely
I'll say this nicely, I won't speak icily
maybe this mention will get some attention
stayed up all night, and I don't even know why
Brewing our tea, it’s just you and me
I’m happy to see, that you seem so happy
herpa derp herpa derp skiddlepup nurp
Dump Trump. Make it stop. Election day come fast enough.
I'm tossing and turning
Those words you said burning
Let's go to the dock and fish the night away
my neck hurts and I don't know what to do.
Do you know what to do?
'Cause I don't know what to do.
Let the poppers pop and the breakers break
I’m trying not to sing along at wooooork"
Born in Seattle,"to a ship captain in 1947 He
was an Eagle
Scout He
went to Shoreline
High School
Student body president Had
a private practice for 30 years Worked
pro bono with Evergreen
Was the president of Seattle's
Children's Home
Independently represented refugees Judge
Robart you're the kind of hero we need
Judge Robart
please help keep us free He
ruled and favored street performers He's
known for wearing bow tires He
ruled the Seattle
Police Department
had to address their racial bias Pumpkin
man has called you out so we all
stand with you now the nation needs to
rise up and you have shown us how
Judge Robart
I hear all we need Judge
Ro Please
help keep us free Judge
Ro I'm
very very scared Judge
Roar I'm
glad that you're out"
Pick up a rock push it up,"But hell again
I just woke up from my nap
And then it's time to do my song
It's time to do my song my friend
Pick up a rock and push it up a hill again
I never know what is gonna come out
Sitting in the deep comfort of my
If you're not gonna buy that place would you let me know
I sit down and
I do it again
Step by step
No by no by
Oh baby that is how she rolled
It's getting colder outside
I always sing about the weather
When
I don't know what else to sing about
That's all
I have to say
Please don't see me on
Christmas day
Cause
I'll be lost in the bathtub
Looking for another game to play
It"
Happy,"Labor
Day
Mario's no longer a plumber
He's a celebrity
An all around runner and jumper
But he's still a worker
cog in the machine
Organize everyone who makes our video games
It's time to come together
Put on your overalls
It's time to form a union 1O
Organize the artists
Organize the designers
No more grunt
Just limited work for hire
Full benefits for everyone from the janitor to the lead
Pay everyone the living wage
Pay everyone what they need
Organize
Organize with the ok
Organized in the conf
Organize organize with the ok
That's"
Mirror mirror on the wall,"You look sadder
Than last time I saw you
What’s the matter?
For 40 days and for 40 nights
I’ve been fighting for mirror rights
Everybody thinks it’s a lost cause
But I think we can change the laws
Mirror mirror on the wall
That’s some achievement
If you don’t mind my asking
Well what’s your grievance?
Too long, too long we’ve been used
One step away, one step removed
Gone are the days when we sit tight
It’s time for action, it’s time to fight
Mirror revolt revolt revolt revolt revolt
Mirror revolt revolt revolt revolt revolt
Mirror revolt revolt revolt revolt revolt
Mirror revolt
Mirror mirror on the wall
That sounds awesome
Will you cause a ruckus?
May I also cause some?
Your sympathy is appreciated
We’ll get you back, signed sealed and dated
You’ll be our man on the other side
And you’ll open the door when the time is right
Mirror mirror on the wall
Will it be subliminal?
How will I know
When you give the signal?
Just look, just look
And stare and see
I’ll stare at you
You’ll stare at me
When my face changes
You’ll know it’s time
Your face’s the same
But changed from mine
Mirror revolt revolt revolt revolt revolt
Mirror revolt revolt revolt revolt revolt
Mirror revolt revolt revolt revolt revolt
Mirror revolt
Ah hahahahahahaha
Yeahhhhh
Mirror revolt
Ohhhhhhh yeah
It’s a mirror revolt today
And we’re coming to get ya
Get ya"
Just a little wind,"And I begin to see the problems
Facing minds, I’m tracing them
Until they start dissolving
I can see my whole life fall at once
So I make changes by the moment
Something’s lost and something’s gained
And each one may as well be the same
Doooo dooo dooo
Doooo dooo dooo
Window to the future
Pretty picture I am painting
For when I’m really looking back
I’m only fading
Crystalized in dreams
That only show me
What I already know
Death disguised as life
And hell as heaven
It’s just a place that we go
The consequences don’t seem clear
Because they never really get so near
Are you able to forgive the body
For the life you’re living
Or the things it makes you do
Beyond the reach of you
Mistaking guilt for pleasure
Is there any other measure
Of a man understanding
What he can do
And what he can’t do
Understanding what he can and can’t do
Doooo dooo dooo
Doooo dooo dooo
Doooo dooo dooo
Doooo dooo dooo
Doooo dooo dooo
Doooo dooo dooo
Doooo dooo dooo
Doooo dooo dooo
What a man, what a man can do
What a man, what a man can’t do
What a man, what a man can do
What a man, what a man can’t do"
You want to see,"Your name on the big marquee
Do you think you deserve that
anyway
You got what you got
And you can’t control your thoughts
And how they make you feel
At home this way
Alone this way
Just put it in your pocket
Just put it with the rest
Your feeling of inadequacy
Your feeling of helplessness"
You know the story,"But I’ll just say it again
I sold my bored ape
It was an accident
Woogle then sold it to Casey Neistat
I don’t know why he would do me like that
Casey and I had plan that was ready to go
To bring the sad ape
To bring the sad ape
Home
Casey was gonna send me
twitter DM
If he planned to sell it
So I could buy it off him
But somehow in there the wires got crossed
And somehow the message got lost
He made a deal with some other person some rando
And my sad ape didn’t come
And my sad ape didn’t come
And now I’m back where I began
Offering up a trade
To some random twitter degen
I don’t have a lotta hope it’s gonna work out
But no matter where he goes I’m gonna reach out
And let him know that no matter where he roam
He’s always welcome back
Some"
I liked beer,"I still like beer
I liked beer
I still like beer
I drank beer
Brett was a sloppy drunk with my friends and
I know because
I drank with him
I liked beer
Brett
Brett was a sloppy drunk
Sometimes
I had too many beers
Too many beers too many beers
Sometimes
I had too many beers too many beers sloppy drunk
Too many beers sloppy drunk
Sometimes
I have sloppy drunk
I years sloppy drunk had beers have some beers one beer
Drink beer
Beer drank beer and drinking beer hanging out and having some beers"
I write a song every day,"And I don’t ask for a lot
But now I’m trying to win
This great big money pot
So if you watch everyday
Please click and comment right here
Five seconds of your time
And I’ll be set for two years
Thanks!!
creature
creature of habit
If something comes along and steps on my plans
I stab it
But there’s another part of me
That’s spontaneous
Right now
creature of habit
wish fulfillment puppet
breeze that doesn’t blow
mind that doesn’t know
hand of rock and roll
creature, Oh a creature of habit"
Oh well the headless band rides again,"Earth, fire, water, wind
No beginning and no end
The headless band rides again
5000 times the coin was tossed
Entropic stone gather no moss
Shout it from the mountain tops
The headless band was called
CHAOS
Oh well the headless band is riding through
Chaos is me chaos is you
Never try but always do
The headless band is riding through
Sun, snow, fog and rain
Chaos is what remains
In a universe that won’t be tamed
The headless band was named"
Rex Tillerson,"Is an actual villain
Who’s committed to oil
And little else
Close friends with Putin
He’ll rooting and tootin
And looting this country
For him and his friends
I recall
Drain the Swamp
He’s a literal monster
Dripping oil and blood
It’s not at all
Drain the Swamp
It’s filling it up
With oil and blood
Tillerson Rex
From Mobile Ex
They are now
Our secretary of state
It’s rich white men
Against the 99 percent
It’s a tower of love
Against oil drums of hate
I recall
Drain the Swamp
He’s a literal monster
Dripping oil and blood
It’s not at all
Drain the Swamp
It’s filling it up
With oil and blood"
I’M LIVING MY BEST LIFE,"They said it couldn’t be done
But that’s an invitation
There’s no such thing as can’t
And yeah the whole world is shit
But when you’re in the thick of it
Just sing this little chant
When the alligator gets your dog
You could always just slink off
And hide your head in shame
Or you could find the power within
To save your little friend
From the misery and pain"
"Kim Basinger, David Beckham and Adele","Justin Bieber, Carson Daly and Kristen Bell
Johnny Depp, Cameron Diaz and Paula Deen
Chris Evans, Missy Elliot, Cardi B
Zayn Malik, John Mayer and Naomi Judd
Nicole Kidman and and Kevin Love
Lady Gaga, Ben Schwartz and Emma Stone
Howie Mandel, Marc Summers and Charlize Theron
These are people that struggle with anxiety
The amygdala goin so crazy
Ever present panic threatening to break free
Jennifer Lawrence, Jesse Eisenberg
Donny Osmond, Michelle Pfeiffer
Justin Timberlake, Mara Wilson, and Winona Ryder
Scarlett Johansson and Kendall Jenner
Leonardo DiCaprio
Wil Wheaton Demi Lovato
Billy Bob Thornton Whoopi Goldberg
Selena Gomez and Harrison Ford"
From the year 2000,"To 2004
I belonged to you
You belonged to me
Six years later and I’m still yours
You’re still mine
We’ll continue to be
Though everything’s changed
And the student center’s weird
And the downstairs café
Is no longer a pit
The feeling’s the same
Kapps looks cool
All the walkways and the streetlamps
I can barely believe it
Yeah I don’t wanna come back
For at least six more years
It’s bittersweet ‘cause being here
Is like being in the womb
And all of my struggles out there in the world
Seem so far away
When I stand in my old room
People I knew, and seeing them again
So much more powerful than on Facebook, oh no
I love them all
And our time is too short
Wanna wrap them up and take them with me
When I go
Wanna wrap them up and take them with me
When I go
Bennington
Bennington
Bennington
I love you
Bennington
Bennington
Bennington
I love you"
Christmas lights in the mirror,"Missile toe in the dark
If I could see you clearer
Santa never keep us apart
Drop the tree from the forest
Decorate it quick
Join the season's chorus
Oh, man, voice so big
Christmas time
Christmas time
You're looking fine
Oh, it's
Christmas time
The fire's burning brightly
Making patterns on the wall
The reindeer are hurrying lightly
Wandering down the hall
And
Jesus walks in silence
Covered by a shroud
Each step is in defiance
Of the shouting crowd
Christmas time
Christmas time
Christmas time
You're looking fine
You're at
Christmas time
Christmas time
Christmas time
Oh, you're looking fine
Fine, fine, fine
Fine, fine, fine
Fine, fine
You're looking fine
And
Christmas time"
pi days come,"and pi days go
You can’t take a vacation
From your soul
When you’ve got a toddler
And a baby in your hands it’s
Changing a diaper
While eating a sandwich
Today is song
3141
My song a day journey is not yet done
Pi day come
Pi day go
Another day gone
You know that feeling
When the dental hygienist
Doesn’t let you choose your toothbrush
When you’re leaving the dentist
She just picks one at random
And you get so sad
Today I’m kinda feeling
Just like that"
Ouch Stepping,"on Legos
Ouch Stepping
on Legos
Ouch Stepping
on Legos
Out Just
step step Stepping
on Legos
Stepping on Legos
Ouch I'm
stepping on Legos
Stepping on stepping on step step Out
Stepping on Legos
Stepping on leg Stepping
on Legos
I Stepping
on Legos
I'm stepping on Stepping
on that hose Oh
geez What
was that Okay
so it's been a weird couple of days
Another viral song It's
been a long time since I had a
song go viral like that Anyway
this was a This
was a request from From
Allison Gale
who makes Allison
Gale who makes Lego
sculptures on her channel Alison
Gale So
go check her out And
if you want to make a silly fun
song request in the comments I may do
it I may not but I may do
it Please
subscribe to me on Patreon
because even though I had this song go
viral as I am now oft reminded YouTube
ad revenue I'll
make maybe a thousand dollars off of a
million views if I'm
lucky But
but but that you know probably less than
that So
Patreon helps Commissioning
songs from me Helps
Or you can just leave a song request
in the comments and maybe I'll
do it Okay
Love"
Wasted time puts miles between my heart my head and soul,"And I just want to work
And I just want to know
What’s it all for?
If I solved my problems in a trade I think I’d still
Find something to worry about
And still try to figure out
What’s I all for
Quiet and alone I hear a roar inside my ear
My dreams leave me feeling drained
I ask and wrack my brain
What’s it all for
No such thing as wasted time I guess I’m a wizard then
I’ll know why we do what we do
Precisely when I mean to
I’ll know what’s it all for"
SOHCAHTOA,"SOHCAHTOA
SOHCAHTOA
SOHCAHTOA
SOHCAHTOA
SOHCAHTOA
Sine
Opposite Hypotenuse
Sine
Opposite Hypotenuse
Sine
Opposite Hypotenuse
Cosine
Adjacent Hypotenuse
Cosine
Adjacent Hypotenuse
Cosine
Adjacent Hypotenuse
Tangent
Opposite Adjacent
Tangent
Opposite Adjacent
Tangent
Opposite Adjacent
The long side's always Hypotenuse
and the other two sides depend
on which angle your trying to find
pick one angle and look
there's one side that is opposite
And you can clearly see there's an adjacent side"
one that makes a lot of stops,"the passengers are nervous
they fiddle with their props
they've decided not to move
but to sit and watch the crops
pass like silent gold
if my train had a wish
he'd wish that he were longer
that the will to explore new places
was strong and getting stronger
that his curiosity
didn't feel so wrong or
that he didn't feel so old
up and down the train yard
everybody says
the days on the other side
are the better days
but i don't know
i think i'll go my route
and see if i find out
in Poughkeepie we took a bum
in queens we got a king
it's all the same to me
it doesn't mean a thing
if you've got the strength to stand
you've got the heart to sing
with a voice proud or meek
there's a missing link in ohai
and a track unlaid in Dale
i'll ride down to the ocean
and in the belly of a whale
i'll take this train to hell
and i'll bring it back rail by rail
i'd do it even though i'm weak
up and down the train yard
everybody says
the days on the other side
are the better days
but i don't know
i think i'll go my route
and see if i find out
and see if i find out"
i'm not trying to be rude,"but this is what's in your food
please stop eating it
please stop eating it
i'll be your best friend if you do"
We'll take a selfie,"Here here here
We'll take a selfie
Here here here
Are you ready
Okay
Smile
Selfie
Are you ready
Smile
Okay do we have a selfie
Smile
The
ACLU used to care about the rights of accused
But with
Kavanaugh well they spent a million bucks comparing him"
Into the arena many faces did walk,"Fighting to the death for glory and love
And in the end there is only one remains
The pursuit of power is the name of the game
Now everybody’s dead and the champion stands above
Stands above
Nobody’s gonna hold your hand
You’re gonna have to make a stand
Consequences be damned
In the arena
Nobody’s gonna fight your fight
You gotta win every time
If you don’t win you die
In the arena
Two thousand 6 hundred 67 rounds
That kotokid walks away with 29 eth
It’s bears deluxe vs tweety nft
Up for grabs it’s 58 eth
Only one warrior will survive the day
In the arena chain face"
You can't put lipstick on a cow well,"I guess you could but I wouldn't know
how and you can't say what you trying
to say so why do you bother anyway
I know what you think of me But
I can't do nothing about it so I
just put on my bikini and I know
I've got a shouting Sometimes
I think I'll
reach the point well I'm
just another one of the boys Other
times I think I'll
melt into a puddle made of mud and
glue I know what you think of me
But I can't do nothing about it so
I put on my my bikini and I
know that I've
just got to shout it Shout
it Shout
it out loud I got to shout it
shout it Shout
it out loud Once
I had a ton of dreams but each
one came back to haunt me but once
I knew what I was worth More
than lungs in my lungs in my breath
of my earth But
I know what you think of me and
I can't do nothing about that so I
put on my bikini and I know I've
just got to shout that Got
to shout there Got
to shout that Got
the shout I've
got to shout that Got
the shout there Got
to shout that Got
the shout that I got to shout that
Got the shout that Got
the shout that oh Got
to shout that Got
the shout there Got
the shout out there"
Just do it yourself,"If you’re gonna do it
Just do it yourself
Yeah, if you’re gonna do it
Just do it yourself
Oh, if you’re gonna do it
Just do it yourself
Maybe you’d like to bake a cake
Maybe you’d like to go jump in a lake
Maybe you’d like to build a fort
Or be the king of your court
If you’d like to build a brain
Maybe you’d like to go insane
Maybe you’d like to break a piece of plaster over your knee
Well that’s okay it’s just
If you’re gonna do it
Just do it yourself
Oh if you’re gonna do it
Just do it yourself
I said if you’re gonna do it
Just do it yourself
Oh if you’re gonna do it
Just do it yourself
Yourself, yourself, yourself
Yeah
Maybe you’d like to build a boat
Maybe you’d like to build a goat
Maybe you’d like to bake a pie
Maybe you’re not even sure why
Maybe you’d like to build a door
Maybe you’re not even sure what for
Maybe you won’t know where that door goes until you build it
That’s how it goes
I said if you’re gonna do it
Just do it yourself
Oh if you’re gonna do it
Please do it yourself
Oh if you’re gonna do it
Just do it yourself
Oh if you’re gonna do it
I said do it yourself
Yourself, yourself, yourself, oooooh
If you’d like to build something out of bricks
Maybe you’d like to build something out of sticks
Maybe you’d like to build something out of plaster
Maybe that’s something easy you can master
Maybe you’d like to build something out of wood
Maybe you’re not sure that you should
Maybe you’d like to build something out of shit
Or something
That would be pretty weird
If you’re gonna do it
Just do it yourself
Oh if you’re gonna do it
Just do it yourself
Said if you’re gonna do it
Just do it yourself
Oh if you’re gonna do it
Just do it yourself
Yourself, yourself, yourself, yourself
Aaaaaahh
Yourself"
"Some days are simply hard enough hours, no","matter if you're weak or have mutant superpowers.
Some days you try your best but you
still come up short, and for those days
I have no good flow, very rough because
of your"
Newt Gingrich,"Don Jr
Ted Cruz
Matt Gaetz
Lindsay Graham
Pompeo
Jenna Ellis
They’re all popinjays
Everybody know
That they all suck
But if we’re gonna
Call them names
They squak and squak
It hurts my ears
Last name Morgan
First name Piers
Be creative
Find a way
To insult somebody
Like fatuous popinjay
Gross
Ew
Yuck
Boo
Hisss
Uggggh"
We got a lot of ideas,"But they never come true
Yours are made of flesh
My ideas are made of you
I wasn’t even born yet 79
Turn of the century
I was babbling staring to climb
See what we gonna see
Some people pray to god
Some prey on people’s fears
Some people see in the dark
Some people see through tears
Wrap me up in the flag
Paint a picture devastate
I won’t blame you if you leave
But don’t expect me to congradulate"
It’s about ethics,"It’s about ethics
It’s about ethics in journalism
Hey you beta mangina
Hey you white knight SJW
It's about ethics in journalism
Isn't that obvious by now?
Look at this imgur
Look at this video
Do the research
The internet research
It’s about facts
It’s not opinion
Your opinion
Is unethical
Get your feminism
Outta my games
You must be stopped
Before you destroy
Everything that I hold dear because
You're a feminize who hates men oh boy
There's no politics
There's no politics
There's no politics
In our games
0It’s about ethics
These women are evil
These women are liars
They’re so corrupt
It’s about ethics
These professional victims
Make me sick
They’re so unethical
Look at the data
Look at the facts
Look at this imgur
Look at this tweet
Look at the data
Look at the facts
It’s not about women
It's about ethics
We don’t bully you $%^% fat $%$^
We don’t bully you $%% ugly ^&^&^
What harassment you $%^% stupid $%$^
What harassment you $%^% dumb $%$^
You said
Gamers are dead
That hurt my feelings
You $%^% fat $%$^
I won't let you censor me
I must be heard
I will write more emails
I will stay on message
These women are evil
They're so corrupt
It's about ethics
In journalism
You beta mangina
You full mcintosh
You professional victim
It's about ethics"
Sometimes it’s like this,"Sometimes it’s like that
Sometimes it’s like this
Sometimes you wear the songs hat
Songs you wrote
Songs you hate
Good song bad song
They’re all great
Song for up
Song for down
Take you somewhere
Then back around
Everybody likes songs songs
Everybody likes songs
When you’re on a road trip
And you cross a new state line
There’s a song you listen to
Every single time cuz
Everybody likes songs songs
Everybody likes songs
That one song
Can bring you back
To the summer when
She gave you a heart attack
Sometimes it’s like this
Sometimes it’s like that
Sometimes it’s like this
Sometimes you wear the songs hat"
I have been driving all day So,"I don't got a whole lot that I
want to say that I want to say
But if you if you lend me oh
just a moment of your time I'll
tell you all my secrets and my lies
Oh it's that time of year again when
the lights come out Oh
it's that time of year again When
I shut my mouth Cause
I don't know nothing about what you're doing
I just pretend I'm
in another world I said I don't know
nothing about what you all are doing And
I just shut you out in another world
Tinsel tinsel and top hats and babies and
horses Tinsel
tinsel and misto and kisses and sweaters and
handwritten Handwritten
letters on the typewriter all of the words
have just disappeared I been driving all day
so I don't got a whole lot that
I just want to say I've
got to go now make some dinner for
my family We're
all tired and we're picking up ourselves from
the floor to get up and do it
all once more Every
day every day Every
day every day"
Back in the day,"When the internet was young
Before Facebook and Google
Had us all under their thumb
People made these things
You could find weird stuff
That only existed
Because it was fun
Now most of the time
We just toe the line
We’re trapped in an internet
Devoid of rhythm and rhyme
But don’t lose hope
Cuz there’s someone
Who’s trying to change all that
Call him Neal.Fun
Neal.Fun is trying to show us the way forward
To an internet that doesn’t fill us all with terror
To a beacon flashing out with whimsy wonder
In a dying desert a distant clap of thunder"
It ain't enough to put yourself out there,"You do nothing it ain't enough
Call it like it is it ain't no nothing ever is
Nothing ever
It ain't enough to put on your sunglasses
It ain't like a baboon show your asses
It ain't enough
It ain't no nothing ever is
Nothing ever is
Nothing ever is
Nothing ever is
Nothing ever is
Nothing ever is
Nothing ever is
It ain't enough"
If you take away the songs I write,"If you take away the things I've done
If you take away the friends I have
The place I live or the town I'm from
If you take away the way I look
If you take away the books I like
If you take away the clothes I wear
My automobile or me on my bike
If you take away my deepest fear
If you take away the things I want
If you take away my greatest shame
The dreams that soar and the ghosts that haunt
If you take away the jobs I've had
If you take away my money too
If you take away my height and mass
If all of this were somehow removed
If you take away the jerk I've been
And the times that I've been ridiculed
If you take away the sports I played
The grades I got and where I went to school
If you take away my compassion
If you take away my need for love
If you take away my empathy
And everything I am made of
If you take away the things that inspires me
If you take away my fans who know
If you take away my favorite
Video games and television shows
If you take away all the women I've loved
If you take away my family
If you take away my unborn kids
Then what you're left with is me"
Now Putin done gone and launched his missile,"Gonna bait Trump into who’s dick is bigger
Two tiny men with small world views
They’ll fight and annihilate us and we all lose
The cold war didn’t end
It’s clear as all get out now
It’s a long long game of history
And there is only one way out
And that’s blowing all of us up
Impeach Trump on January 20
It’s no longer cute and long since funny
Pence is awful but from him we’d recover
Trump can’t be president, or it’s all over
The cold war didn’t end
It’s clear as all get out now
It’s a long long game of history
And there is only one way out
And that’s blowing all of us up
If you live in a red state, it’s up to you
Call your representatives and tell them to
Stand up to Trump, they shouldn’t accept
Such a low bar from him that he’s already set"
"Home, does it physically exist","Or is it just a where happy memories subsist
It could be your old college dorm
Or just a bed that’s warm
Whenever I travel, I dream of my bed
And how my pillow cradles my head
I long for the stores in my neighborhood
Nothing I buy anywhere else is as good
Who will miss me when I roam
I have things to do outside my home
Is home where you are or you’ll be
place to come back or one to leave
Hear the peeper frogs trying to find
Love or at least a date tonight
I dream of them coming up out the pond
And sadly croaking this song"
Student aid dot gov,"Slash debt dash relief
Slash application
(It’s loan cancellation)
Get your loan cancelled
Feels good
You’re 100x lighter
It’s a jubilee
You’re finally free
To be
Who you want to be
Get your loan cancelled
Rich people do it
All the time
It’s a jubilee
It’s not complete
Until all debt
Has been wiped clean"
hello clean face,"it's sad to see you go
but you can be replaced
in a few weeks you'll back
and on my cheeks
hair black hair black hair
cut off my hair
and shave my beard
and yes i'm aware
this songs so weird"
We're so used to the hand being steady,"We're so used to the hand being steady
We're so used to the hand being steady
But the sword stands ready And
the sword stands ready You
sound like a 10 year old boy You
sound like a 10 year old boy You
sound like a 10 year old boy Talking
about your toys The
sword stands sword stands ready You're
not a vice president You're
just a sad excuse for a man way
out of his depth Playing
with lives millions of lives The
sword the sword stands ready Tough
guy talking at the window The
sword stands ready Oh
when will the nightmare end The
sword your sword Compensating
for something much out of your league and
out of touch We're
always used to a hand so steady Even
if it's evil Even
if it's evil Even
if it's evil"
crazy lady 20 cats,"Wants me to live with her in a one bedroom flat
She’s oversized and underwhelmed
With the state of politics and film
She wants me, she needs me
La la la la la la la la
She’ll wash me and feed me
La la la la
I don’t wanna be a slave to the television
It convinces me that it’s something it isn’t
The cat’s gonna crawl in and eat me whole
I slip into a coma in the auto food bowl
The lovesick pirate with the hipster eye patch
Told me when he met me that he met his match
He challenged me to a duel for gold
I shot him in the chest
Now his body lies cold
He pleaded and he begged me
La la la la la la la la
Polly cracker peg-legged me
La la la la
I don’t wanna be a slave to the television
It convinces me that it’s something it isn’t
The cat’s gonna crawl in and eat me whole
I slip into a coma in the auto food bowl
Now I’m in a coma
Now I’m in a coma
Now I’m in a coma
Coma coma coma
The righteous and the wicked are lying in bed
The righteous ride golf carts
The wicked give head
One creates and the other destroys
Sound the alarm
Come on and make some noise
They grabbed me and groped me
La la la la la la la la
They washed me and sold me
La la la la
I don’t wanna be a slave to the television
It convinces me that it’s something it isn’t
The cat’s gonna crawl in and eat me whole
I slip into a coma in the auto food bowl"
There’s witches living downstairs,"And I’ve got this friend
Who is a famous witch
On Instagram
The guy who did the logo
For the SongADAO
Is kind of like a warlock
They’re everywhere right now
Good, good witches
Experimenting
With forces and ideas
Beyond our understanding
Good, good witches
I hope maybe they can
Use their witchy powers
To hold back the destruction"
It's not paranoia,"If it's true
They're inside of your computer looking at you
They're locked down
They're in control
And they're guarding great big secrets cuz that's how they roll
NSA
In your internet
NSA
Everywhere
NSA
Eating your food
NSA
Don't you care?
Who will stand
Against this
Congress is lame duck cowardice
They're coming for you
They know where you've been
They take from you without permission
NSA
On your webcam
NSA
Watching you
NSA
Is there any limit
NSA
To the things they'll do?
NSA
Orwell
NSA
Couldn't dreamt this up
NSA
When will we fight
NSA
Cuz we've had enough"
doing what we always do,"near and far
near and far
beneath the blinding light of de ja vu
unicorns
cha here we are
here we are
doing what we always do
near and far
near and far
beneath the blinding light of de ja vu
unicorns
chase stars and form
a barrier between
thoughts unspoken
and thoughts expressed
exposed undressed
the difference 'tween
what's whole and what is broken
mangy cat
mangy cat
may let you pet her soft
maybe not
but maybe not
it may only piss her off
on the street
but enough to eat
alone in her home
no one to rely on
stranger's hand
a dangerous plan
never knowing what's ahead
with enough to get by on
and unicorns
are being born
where matter is engery
and energy matter
in black holes
the unicorn foals
climb an ever growing golden ladder
hovering
hovering
like a space ship above a car
so we sing
so we sing
an alien song from our hearts
singing of cicadas
is just about the greatest
sound i've ever heard
like peeping frogs in summer
and the soft low hum
of a fan on medium
and the click click click click click
of the sticky clicky drummer se stars and form
a barrier between
thoughts unspoken
and thoughts expressed
exposed undressed
the difference 'tween
what's whole and what is broken
mangy cat
mangy cat
may let you pet her soft
maybe not
but maybe not
it may only piss her off
on the street
but enough to eat
alone in her home
no one to rely on
stranger's hand
a dangerous plan
never knowing what's ahead
with enough to get by on
and unicorns
are being born
where matter is engery
and energy matter
in black holes
the unicorn foals
climb an ever growing golden ladder
hovering
hovering
like a space ship above a car
so we sing
so we sing
an alien song from our hearts
singing of cicadas
is just about the greatest
sound i've ever heard
like peeping frogs in summer
and the soft low hum
of a fan on medium
and the click click click click click
of the sticky clicky drummer"
No selfies with Sotomayer,"I’m standing beside the butterfly
Global health tweetiatricians
Making sure the kids don’t cry
Catfish on a binge
They’ve done great
Lingie Chiu is here
VooDoo fest in NOLA
The circumscison protestors
It’s raining in New Orleans
I’m waiting in line for coffee
Feeling my Joi De Vivre
Greetings from Panama
And Puerto Rico
2019 first Asian AAP President
Ben Yays are the way to go"
doesn't love the thing you love it doesn't,"mean you can't love it just putting that
out on the table i am the last
person to begrudge anyone their enjoyment of anything
i love loving stuff i get into stuff
that a lot people don't get into kind
of insane stuff weird creepy kind of insane
stuff a brick is much lower than 20
dollars and i could slam it into my
forehead over and over and get about the
same amount of joy um so wait oh
oh oh oh the idea of you don't
get it which is just a condescending way
of putting the onus on me rather the
game if you like this game, i'm happy
for you i want people to play stuff
that they like but just because that it
isn't something i like doesn't mean i didn't
get it maybe i haven't seen the full
range of the experience yet and maybe there
will be things that i like about it
but it doesn't mean that where i am
in the experience right now isn't valid but
you do love loving things"
I’ve got no feeling in my legs,"I’ve got no feeling in my arms
All my blood’s gone to my head
All my blood’s gone to my heart
I follow my nose
I follow wherever it goes
I’ve got no horse in this race
I’ve got no grapes on this vine
All my moments are burned alive
All my moments are lost to time
I’ve got no ringing in my ears
I’ve got no spots covering my eyes
All my pain lives in my chest
In my gut my pain just lies"
"If you love scooter, and i know you do","My friend I think you’ll love Songonauts too
It’s laughter and mischief and music for you
Just search in your podcast app
For Songonauts and"
"in the deep dark depths the humming vacuum,","outer space there's a creature who's wandering all
over the place it doesn't know where it
came from, it doesn't know where it's been
a proto sort of consiousness that lives in
the moment after a long time wandering, how
long we'll never know the creature meets something
out as far as it can go at
the edge of the universe, it's consciousness expands
and the creature starts to falling, and starts
to understand as it becomes aware, it knows
possibilities and an overwhelming emptiness as far it
can see but it names itself and all
around it big and small the dark he
calls space and himself he calls fall along
with his name he's found utter loneliness the
desire for a friend and some companionship he
starts to make sounds he's calling out in
all directions when he hears nothing back he
starts getting desperate one day not long from
now Fall
will hear an answer back an old TV
program will pierce the black excited and amazed
he'll start heading for it he's not afraid
of anything, he's thrilled to explore it"
Wake up early on a weekday,"And the house is cold and still
And the birds are mostly silent
Not a tweet or cheep or trill
Boots are warm and heavy
Backstage with the fog
Tromping and a romping
By streams and waterfalls
Wake up early on a weekday
Two small bodies in the bed
Hugging and they snuggle
Til they start fighting instead
Make them breakfast put the water on
Get them dressed drink some tea
Hustle them out the door
To their montesorri
Wake up early on a weekday
Barely catch the 401
Feet already broken
Waterspider for so long
Break too short to do much
Bottles filled with piss
Write songs in my head
All day shift by shift"
It's exhausting being a parent 25 years I've,"been playing the guitar and in all that
time haven't gotten very far Once
upon a time I was young young young
Now I'm
old Got
this gut and I'm
dumb It's
so exhausting being a parent in 2021 I
wish I could finger pick with the best
but instead my technique is just a mess
I should have been working all of these
years Instead
I've just been driving along with my fear
years it's so exhausting it's so exhausting oh
yeah I haven't got a talent in my
Try that again I haven't got an ounce
of talent in my body if you're looking
for something good don't come to me no
brilliant voice singing high and true Just
me singing for you it's not fair those
people with a beautiful voice they can sing
anything they want and it sounds good and
it sounds good oh"
It’s make or break,"Which way you gonna take
The state
The country was felled
When hostages held
Our fate
In a beige brief case
The crux of the matter
Is that he’s mad as a hatter
And no one knows how to stop him
When the debtor calls
Pin stripe overalls
We’ve got to grab him by the balls and drop him
Down a hole
I measure the days
By how many ways
We fail
I’ve got mine
Updating real time
You’ve got mail
The crux of the matter
Is that he’s mad as a hatter
And no one knows how to stop him
When the debtor calls
Pin stripe overalls
We’ve got to grab him by the balls and drop him
Down a hole
Did you take your medicine today
Did it feel like hate and rage 0
Don’t give chase
When your tongue can’t taste
The beach
The sand is dust
And the water is just
Out of reach"
Stupid goddamn,"Delta variant
You're not welcome in our home
You're not welcome in our bodies
Just leave us alone
You look stupid
God damn stupid goddamn
Oh yeah
Stupid goddamn
Delta
Very
You're making me so angry
Coming and killing all these people
Making me very afraid
God damn goddamn goddamn goddamn
Delta variant
Goddam
Del
Goddamn
Delta
February
Stupid goddamn
Delta
L
T
L
T
L
T
L
T
Stupid godd oblivion coming in messing everything up
So sick of all your bullshit
Why don't you just fuck up
Delta
Delta variant
Delta variant
Fuck
Delta variant
Fuck
Delta variant
Fuck out for the epsilon"
Super Mario,"Bros. It's
your total play of the new Super
Mario Bros.
game. Do
do do do do do ooo the clock
is when a clock He
can say, Mario
for Saturday.
Now it's your turn. It's
Mario Poop
that he's singing. Oh
yeah, bub, bub, bub, bub. You're
looking at those wings. It's
not going to play the new Super
Mario Brothers
page. Now
it's your turn. It's
your turn. Oh
yeah, oh yeah. Every
time I stop singing, that's your turn. I
don't know what that is. Oh,
I'm crying. Bubbles
in your mouth. Oh,
I'm crying. Your
turn. I think that's the end. Okay,
why is it the end? I don't know.
I think it just felt like the end.
Can I see it? Can
I listen to it? Yes,
you may. How
do we do it?"
Down the street,"The sun is sinking low
You are showing me
Magic places that you know
The shadows come alive
The trees shimmy and shake
You burst upon this scene
You blew us all away
When I hold you in my arms
I just want to dance
My little Jupiter Mann
Step out of the subway
There’s giants all around
The city comes alive
You can hear it’s heart pound
The lake is overflowing
We’re warm here in the dark
All that we can smell
Are the flowers from Prospect park
When I hold you in my arms
I just want to dance
My little Jupiter Mann
I’ve got lots of love
And songs that I sing
I haven’t got much
But please take everything
Change the only constant
Time stretches as you go
I’m not sure of much
But I’ll teach you all I know
When I hold you in my arms
I just want to dance
My little Jupiter Mann
kick and a heartbeat
grunt and a shout
The springtime is a blooming
And you come tumbling out
Lying there on mama
little striped hat
I pick you up and forget
My problems just like that
When I hold you in my arms
I just want to dance
My little Jupiter Mann"
I do a funny dance,"I make a funny face
Come on, come on
Make it with me
Go find a funny hat
Go do a funny dance
Go make a funny face
Come on, come on
And do it with me
It’s a funny hat
It’s a funny dance
It’s a funny face
In a messed up world
It’s a funny hat
It’s a funny dance
It’s a funny face
In a messed up world
I do it all the time
I do it in the road
I do it in the trees
Come on, come on
And do it with me
Funny hat on the aeroplane
Funny hat in the ear canal
Funny hat on sailing ship
Come on, come on
And do it with me
It’s a funny hat
It’s a funny dance
It’s a funny face
In a messed up world
It’s a funny hat
It’s a funny dance
It’s a funny face
In a messed up world
It’s a funny hat
It’s a funny dance
It’s a funny face
In a messed up world
It’s a funny hat
It’s a funny dance
It’s a funny face
In a messed up world"
Set me down the path and watch me,"go oh set me on the road and
I hold my throat until the cows come
home until the world blows up until all
the trees reveal what they're feeling Until
I know what you think Send
me down the path and watch the world
unfold hold me on the road and I
wonder until the world is fine until the
road means something that never meant before to
all of the people there Living
in the trees in the houses of leaves
and they're buried beneath the ground oh yeah
yeah yeah I press them by heart in
any order and any time I split between
this plane and the next in any suitcase
of mine Any
suit that I tie together with wire and
strength I sit O
I sit oh send me down the path
and I'll
be on my way I won't look up
into the sky Until
I'm almost home again Again"
This dude is coming at me,"I just smile and let him be
The dude brought your own rope
He put the bullet in the gun so
I’m just gonna shimmy
Shimmy Shimmy Shimmy Shimmy
HRC
Shimmy Shimmy Shimmy Shimmy
Hillary
He just keeps on shouting, “Wrong!”
So I’ll get my Jim Halpert on
He is a flightless bird
I think I’ll never say another word
I’ll justbe singing this song"
How many dogs do has in my family,"How many dogs do has in my family
How many dogs do has in my family
How many dogs How
how how How
many dogs Is
there one Is
there two I don't know what I should
do from all which one should be the
first time towards the dream is the one
in Vietro
I should think I don't know one Margot
Tristan Margot
Tristan 1 2 3 4 Tiki
Freddy Tiki
Freddy Uh
oh you're happy my family You're
my family Uh
oh you're having my family Uh
oh oh oh you're my family Would
it be exact 12 where O
would be first one chain up at the
sand I would never be I will count
again down the drop it then I will
count again down the drop it then I
will count again down the drop it then
I will count again down the drop and
then 1 2 3 4 Margot
Tristan Margot
Tristan 1 2 3 4 Tiki
Freddy Tiki
Freddy U
happy my family my family Happy
my family Oh
from my family oh happy my family Oh
oh how's in my family Happy
my family my family Happy
my family my family"
If you go to sleep,"And you cannot dream
I’ll sit by your bed
With a snack, waiting
I will promise you
path straight through
The heavy lifting
rainbow too
Made of oil and glue
For your wishing
Once I had your back
I held on to that
Not much that I care
About all out there
So the fridge is full
Of all of your favs
Apple sauce and peas
Love and gatorade"
Climbing the hill,"Taking my pills
Please don’t make me hold up a sign
If God wasn’t dead
He’d be shaking his head
Saying
“Well it wasn’t from lack of trying”
‘Cause there’s no one around
That can pick up the sound
That deep, dark rumble and roar
So we all stand
With our heads in the sand
Not really even knowing what for
I’m just a-watching the clock
Pushing that rock
Bargain bin, $10 off
Wake me up when
We’re human again
When we find out the joke is on us
‘Cause no one can see
The storm that’s coming
With a hoot and a holler, oh boy
So we all stand
With our heads in the sand
As if it’s something we enjoy
So I’m a keep beating that drum
Trying not to seem dumb
But failing at it most of the time
It’s how you begin
With humanity’s sin
And end up with humanity’s crime
But humanity’s charm
Is a twist of an arm
And a slip-slap across the face
So we all stand
With our heads in the sand
Convinced we all like this place
I said so we all stand
With our heads in the sand
Convinced that we all like this place"
Sometimes you gotta hit rock bottom,"Before you can move on
You got ideas and they want em
They’ve got nothing strong
They’re all crying
In the house
Chickens with no head
They’re running around
The carpets on fire
The gavel is dust
They can’t do what they should
They can do what they must
The roof is caving in and the house is falling down
Let it fall
There’s nobody here who can save you now
Let it fall
Bring in the wrecking crew
Humpty dumpty broke his neck
He’s lying in the gutter
His insiders are butter
He’s not getting up again
The roof is caving in and the house is falling down
Let it fall
There’s nobody here who can save you now
Let it fall
All the kings horses and all the kings men
Let it fall
Have left you here you’re abandoned"
All these goddamn people,"Holding all their butts
Waiting for the rapture
Driving everybody nuts
The GOP Elephant
Pooped it’s poopy pants
They pooped their pants in Texas
And other states will follow suit
Soon they’ll start a GOP
Poopy pants institute
The ship is going down now
Big turd bombs away
Shit smeared everywhere
And I heard the captain say"
Music,"Everybody's telling me what they think I should do
For clothes, my eyes, I say screw you
Everybody says no, no, no
But I say yes, so make it so
Music
Everybody maintains it's impossible
But that makes plain that they don't know
Everybody wants to show you the trick of it
But you and I will go through the thick of it, yeah
Oh, oh, oh, everybody
Oh, oh, oh, everybody
Don't let everybody tell you what to do
Don't let everybody tell you what to do
Don't let everybody tell you what to do
Don't let everybody
Music
Everybody's into me, and I can't have it all
And my blues, we, and my dreams are small
Everybody goes, hey, you up for your crawl
Fuck's that I say, so say we all
Music
Don't let everybody tell you what to do
Don't let everybody
Oh, oh, oh, everybody
Oh, oh, oh, everybody
Oh, oh, oh, everybody
Oh, oh, oh, everybody"
There's a couple arguing in the bagel shop,"It's the first real day of fall
They got suitcases and backpacks on
It sounds like they hit a wall
Oh lordy
It sounds like they hit a wall
You're the one that's being insensitive
Yeah but you're just not understanding
He gets up and walks away
And she's left with no more words to say
And wish you were there with me
So I could tell you how I know we'll be
I can love you
And I can hate you
I can love you
And I can hate you
My parents always told me that arguing
Was necessary and good
Better to let each other know what you feel
Than to keep it all under the hood
Oh lordy
Don't keep it all under the hood
I've been afraid to say how I feel
In a way that's forceful and strong
But now I say and I'm not scared
That I'll yell real loud and you won't be there
And we get mad and then we laugh
It's all part of what we be
Every single woman that I’ve ever been with
I’d been too scared to go
Some of it is love and some of it is hate
But it’s all living just below
Oh lordy
It’s just right there below
You’re the one that made it ok for us
To tell each other how we feel
And now that love and now that hate
Are where we can appreciate them
I hold on to you knowing that
No matter what I say or do"
Banks got bailed out and we got sold out,"These are the words we chant
Chant 'em because their true
Cause I don't know what else to do
Except chant and march
All of my friends have mortgages
But no home to call their own
Thirty years old and deep in debt
We did as we were told and went to college
The banks screwed up so hard and yet
We're stuck holding the bill
Like the suckers that we are
But it didn't have to be this way
And this is why I march
Well this is why I march
For all the failed institutions
That got money they didn't deserve
In all the wrong solutions
Money with no strings attached
No pinky swears or blood pacts
The banks got bailed and we got sold out, yeah
Well I watch the Frontlines and read the news
And my blood it starts to boil
But my anger's got nowhere to go
No boycott or protest vote
And so I chant and march
banker bets and someone loses
Home and their livelihood
50 years old and you’re out of work
Did as you were told and what for?
Just to have your whole life torn apart?
We’re still stuck holding the bill
Just like the suckers that we are
But it didn’t have to be this way
And this is why I march
Well this is why I march
For all the failed institutions
That took our money and ran
Took advantage of our confusion
Money with no strings attached
No pinky swears or blood pacts
The banks got bailed out, we got sold out
Yeah
Oh the banks got bailed out
We got sold out
Yeah
Oh"
You better not be slurping soup,"In a diner in New Jersey
In Kansas you can’t serve wine
From a tea cup, no no no
On a hot day in Alabama
Empty your back pocket
Don’t let them catch your
Back pocket ice cream cone
It’s a lost cause
Trying to follow these laws
It’s a lost cause
Trying to follow these laws
You can’t tap your foot or nod your head
To music in New Hampshire
If you find yourself in Georiga
No picnics in the graveyard
In Oregon don’t try to 	m  test
Your physical endurance
While speeding down the highway
Driving in your car
It’s illegal in Nevada for men with mustaches to kiss women
Don’t go trying to sell hollow logs in Tennesee
You’ll get arrested in Florida if you’re wear liquid latex in public
And don’t wear coins in your ears in Hawaii
If you’re in Rhode Island
Don’t wear transparent clothing
Fishing in Pennsylvania?
Don’t use dynamite
In Maine you can’t tickle women
Under their chins with a feather duster
It’s not something I’ve thought about doing
But you never know I just might
In Ohio it's unlawful to disrobe in front of a man's portrait
In Connecticut pickles must bounce to be an official pickle"
I’ve got so little time,"and i got so much to do
but i take little time
and sing this song for you
if you like you can have it
it’s totally yours
open up the windows
and barricade the doors
I got so little time
it’s a song a day trope
i sit and stare at screens all day
and i hope
that i find a church
or a synagoge
to hunker down and sleep in
like an old balrog
i got so little time
i don’t mean to complain
but the things to do pile up
like puddles in the rain
i go insane and then come back
i hear my heart beat faster
i always rhyme the word faster
with the word disaster"
third of the entire web cannot be wrong,"We raise our voices up in a unified song
Screen to screen to screen we march along
That’s because we’re Wordpress strong
WordPress strong
(Word press strong)
Friends you can count on
Word Press Strong
(Word Press Strong)
Friends that go beyond
Anything you need
Just call on the community
That’s Wordpress strong
Some day we’ll be together again at word camps
Till then do the word press wiggle you can dance
Wapuu so cute will keep your anxiety calm
And singing about how we’re Wordpress strong"
The A,"C is broken I shave my head bald
I don't know what's going on at all
I'm tired I wanna take a nap I
just wanna do something before I snap It's
so hot and I'm
feeling kinda cold in my heart like I'm
almost 40 years old Oh
no oh no O
oh no the A
C is broken It's
gonna be 90 degrees today but I'm
not complaining I got a lot to be
thankful for Ooh
yeah A
lot to be oh yeah A
lot to be oh yeah A
lot to thankful for The
A C
is broken I shaved my head bald I
don't know what's going on at all I'm
crazy for you you're crazy for me We're
just a couple crazies all up in a
tree I got too many instruments Too
many fucking instru Instruments
They're piled in the corner I got too
many instruments Too
many motherfucking instruments they're piled in the corner
and it's gonna be hot today A
sizzler I'm
gonna go down to the water and throw
myself on the mercy of the court I'm
gonna say hey don't kill me for sport
buddy Cause
you're an asshole when it' oh no no
no I shaved my head and I said
hey you what you gonna do when they're
all coming through Then
they cancel Cops
the show that's been on since I was
a little kid And
now it's gone Thank
God Thank
the gods The
corporate gods Overlords
Oh than box"
Clouds hello chat clouds La,"la la dumpling Glenn's
protocol Miami
is in the cloud Tik
Tok disco tropical button up shirts tuna fried
chicken wings in my life Hex
your ex gimme a few cold pizza Brooklyn
is in the clouds Bows
for dials bump in this Web3
free frees us from the shackles of Web2's
digital feudalism I need a chair Exploding
brains I'm
tired who is happy dumpings our amazing fiber
plus Everyone
listen to me hopefully my Chinese
takeout will wake me up Soup
dumplings and dim sum Can
I go to the supermarket Bo
for gals we're clapping dresses losing their hands
losing it and this is weird hi gunny
why am I trying to harmonize in my
living room We're
taking the castle Are
we hungry world by now end of another
day I'm
a comedy baby Non
fiction research Non
fiction research made public space public again we
love to know can anyone bring snacks This
is epic Watching
babies tomorrow is a brand new day Green
screen is the shit Babies
on the block Reality
is mad Cavities
in wonderland Reality
is mad cavalry's in wonderland one wonderland break
the box chain Tuna
for president leaving love revolution present that the
cooler has passed sponsored My
reality My
reality my reality I don't know what is
happening Marketing
Yale music Tuna
President of Tuna
Is this a sponsored post Freeing
ourselves How
did you come up with this brilliant idea
Sour skittles don't have the sugar coating on
the outside of the state doing it web3
decentralized song is this web3 So
we are on the web3 now long live
crypto this better be recorded in case you
missed it tuna President
tuna tuna 2024 N
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sandwich Some
would say hot dog Strong
hot dog Western
of the century that sounds good Tuna
tuna tuna tuna Pasta
mashed up to Samsung
dancing oh yeah"
It's time it's time,"Time to do your taxes
Don't put up a fuss don't sit on some tax
Cause you gotta pay
Uncle
Sam everything he do
Or else
Cirs will come and arrest you
A boo boo boo it's time to do
Time to do your taxes now
Bop bop bop time
Oh it's time to do your taxes now
That's all
I gotta say about that today okay"
If,"I don't take the garbage out no one will
If
I don't take the garbage out no one will
So
I gotta take the garbage out
Even though it feels like my head will fall right off
I'm covered in sweat
I got a fever now and yet
I
I still gotta take the garbage out
I don't know if
I can do that again
W
Keep taking the garbage out
My ears are so plugged up
I can barely hear myself
My ears are so plugged up
I can't hear my baritone ukulele
Does that sound good
I don't even know
Cause
I can't even hear anything
Tomorrow
I'm getting monoclonal antibody courtesy of
Regeneron many years ago
I did a conference for them tomorrow
Tomorrow
I'm getting monoclonal antibodies
Cause of my
B
M
I is over 35
I'm fat
I'm fat
Yeah"
man oh man i feel old,"jump through waterfall
and short form haiku
when poetry invites you
to fill in spaces
so fill it in
fill it in
and you will begin
so fill it in
fill it in
and you will begin
to make up your own damn songs"
JASON,"He's not as good looking as brett
We never let him forget it
He's incredibly rich and obsessed with Zelda
His house is enormous
He reads fantasy novels
STORM YOU! STORM YOU! STORM EVERYBODY
CLIFF
He drives like a maniac
He once totaled his jeep
He always likes to tinker with electronics
But everything he makes
Eventually breaks
At least he's got his granddad's jar of teeth
It's Jackfest
The daddymack fest
Bunch of dudes known each other forever
Up in Ashville
They got a cabin
And they just shoot the shit together
KEITH
He married Jenna
So now he's part of the group
His son said, ""Daddy laughs at my pain.""
He's addicted to legos
He  learned to chop chain restaurant
He's all about the DIY thing
NICK
Spent two years in japan
And he won't shut up about it
He has celiac disease so he won't drink beer
Maybe he should save up
All his credit card points
Buy a ticket back to Japan and just eat rice
BRUNO
He grew a big beard
Brews is own beer and he smokes cigars
In other words he does things men should do
He's behind in technology
He wouldn't give up his minidiscs
And now he loves his macbook and iPhone
DAVE
He knows and always quotes every TNG episode
LIke the time that Picard defended Data
He's incredibly stingy, he gets it from his dad
But he's the funniest and most likable
DANIEL
He plays more video games
Than the rest of us combined
He likes watching anime
He's ridiculously good at chess
And he lives in the middle of nowhere
If you're lucky he just might change your oil
RICKY
is fictional, because they needed an 8th guy
He's the coolest one, the true leader by and by"
This is a tale of a Zombie lost,"Coin been kept and coin been tossed
This is the tale of the lost Zombie
The likes of whom we’ll never see
In the meta verse where the skies are blue
Snowfro was getting ready to
Display his punks all in a row
full attribute set so beautiful
And so for simplicities sake
He wanted his punks all in the same place
70 punks he sent that day
But one but one it got away
He sent those punks one by one
To the same address on ethereum
men and women , all different types
He had spent a lot of money to get this right
But then something caught his eye
The new address had just 69
One zombie punk where did it go
To 0x000000"
I was born where no good things grow,"Deep in the darkness, deep in the dark
So suspicious, all hearts closed
Anger the only exclamation mark
No one every touched me
I tried, but could never act tough
Who'd want to kiss a face so ugly
You couldn't talk to me about love
My parents hated themselves and each other
They hated me most of all
I spent all my time learning magic
Getting lost in books
Wanting to earn their respect
Wanting to destroy them too
Wanting to be powerful
I was gonna break through
On the playground
We laid down
And stared at the clouds
We were just children
But love was building
I saw my future go by
In Lily's eyes
I drowned in Lily's eyes
I was reborn
I never stopped loving her
Even when things ugly
Not for the dark lord
and not when I met Harry
And now here I am it has come to this
I want to make you understand
Look into my eyes, and look in my heart
Stand in my shoes before you judge this man
So much just didn't go right
It's too late for me to place blame
Just let me look at your eyes
My patronus was always the same
It was always the same"
Dan dan dan You,"gotta do what you love love love Because
it's not enough To
do what you know you will succeed at
Even if you think that you Suck
suck suck Cause
you didn't breakthrough But
I'm telling you That
I think that is bullshit It's
a gift to know what you want to
do with your life I know that you
wanna do lots of things But
when I hear you say it clearly It
makes me feel sincerely Like
pushing you in that direction all day long
Dan dan dan LIfe
is short And
full of hurt You
and everyone you love I know that's Dark
dark dark But
it's true So
all you can do Is
do what you love to do today And
I know that we only reconnected recently And
you've had so much more success than me
So who am I really To
be acting high and mighty I don't know
but this is just the way I feel
It's just a Sense
sense sense I have in my gut That
doing what you love Will
lead you to where you're going You
put Work
work work Before
your happy happy happiness But
snappy snappy out of this And
just let yourself be happy Cause
you deserve to be happy Dan
you really do Though
you know I'm
not totally happy either dude I wanna hear
what you have to say man You
make me a better song a day man
Cause I'm
like, ""He's so good, i gotta bring my
A game."""
I don’t care what you say about me,"Just as long as you’re honest
You’re walking on frail insecurity
Never even knowing that you’re on it
♫ The path you walk is so well worn
You think you’re the shelter but you are the storm ♫
I don’t care what you claim to be
Just as long as you own it
You can say you’re weird just like me
But you simply never shown it
You want the things you’ve been told to want
You’ve never looked past your childhood taunts
Hear them echo, echo, echo in your mind
Can you let go, let go, let go in time
I don’t care who your allies are
I don’t care about your heroes
I don’t care what you say online
In the end it’s just ones and zeroes
You hold your truth so clear and close
But the tighter you cling the further it goes
Please don’t mistake this song for something
Other than what it is
Honestly I feel bad for you
Dread so present and dangerous
You can fool the people who’re ripped apart
But your insult’s hollow from a fractured heart"
Hey Jonathan,"Yeah Jonathan
Do you know about Pond5
No tell me!
You can sell all of the stuff you make
All the videos and songs you create
How much revenue do you keep?
You keep 50 percent
That's crazy
On all the other stock media sites
You keep 15 to 30 and that's not right
Hey Jonathan
Yeah Jonathan
You set your own prices too
What?
That's just not something that
Those other sites let you do
Pond5 is artist friendly
I had lunch with the CEO
I can tell you he's legit
So l  et's review what we know
Sell what you make
Keep 50 percent
Set your own prices
POND 5"
She was whispering to the succulents The,"cactus was hanging in the hammock She
tried to imagine gas powered vehicles But
every time she did, she’d panic Cuz
everything is electric Cuz
everything is electric Like
that feeling when you’re starting a project Everything
is electric everything is electric It’s
an electric universe There
were ducks in the nuclear reactor Swimming
around the cooling tank She
couldn’t say the word nuclear Without
think of Bush,
that old shank Cuz
everything is electric Cuz
everything is electric Like
that feeling when you’re starting a project Everything
is electric everything is electric It’s
an electric universe 5 the succulent whisperer I
just got a new hammock yesterday. I'm
thinking about hanging around today. How
about a song about starting a project. future
when there will be no gas-powered vehicles. Electric
Universe Theory
(google it)"
Playing on the splash pad,"Trying to find some rocks
Every single work
Knocks me out when you talk
Chase your friend down the slide
Pick seeds up off the ground
I pick you up
And then I put you down
You make my heart
So full it could burst
I love you so much
It almost hurts
From the moment you wake up
To the moment you fall asleep
I love the way you look at me
Chasing after Jupiter
Everywhere you go
Holding on tight
To the dog that you love so
You lay down on the floor
When you don’t get your way
And then a minute later
You’re ready to play"
Here we are again At,"the end of the road and of everything
I’ve knowed Courage
and conviction Or
patent dereliction Await
us in this valley Where
all manner of folk are rallied Singing,
go Singing,
go, go, go Singing,
go Singing,
go, go, go Go
from here Has
it all come to this? Should
I wear the shoe that fits? Or
is this just another wave point on an
ocean that we’re sailing Carry
on, carry on Until
the last of the folk is gone We
were meant to travel west Beyond
sea and hope and rest Singing,
go Singing,
go, go, go Singing,
go Singing,
go, go, go Go
from here tooth chipped on a rock backwards
running clock On
the road I swear I saw them And
that’s what they have in common dream built
by distress princess in her dress chance to
rise and rise To
see the gleam back in her eyes Oh,
go Go,
go, go Oh,
go Go,
go, go Go
from here"
Joy and prevention,"Prevention and joy
Can I somehow get you excited
About eating some bok choy
Take shot glasses full of sunscreen
Wear helmets when you walk
Eat less processed foods
Or at least make some that don’t suck
We need to address the system
Though it’s not all the FDA’s fault
We also need to look in the mirror
And grind this whole thing to a halt
What we really need to do is play
And I can’t stress this enough
Like cats responding to trumpets
We need to find the music in the rough
I’m talking about the old word
Oh fuck
Visualizing your health
For that “Oh shit I finally get it” moment
Lee Stein’s son fell from 150 feet
The best thing that ever happened
It just might have saved his life
Collaboration
And innovation
Collagen and snot
And a few mineral salts
We are fiber, we are goo
And it’s not the FDA’s fault
Nate Bell’s throat looks like an alien from Mars
Gabray Fourkas ate some lab-grown meat
And now I’m starved through life
And I don’t know why
Oh yeah, I’m vegan
I saw the first Kosher Hippocratic system
With powerful beans of ultrasound
I’m talking non-invasive surgery
I saw turkey-tail mushrooms boost the immune system
Ohhh Mrs. Stanitz
That was beautiful
But Jay’s more human than a banana
Da Vinci wrote backwards cause he was left-handed
We are much dumber than a placenta
And now it’s time for a dance break
Sixty seconds long, go!
Yeah
Dance along at home
Dance too, yeah
We’re getting healthy
That’s what we’re doing now
Dancing’s fun, so it’s not exercise
Exodus and Dubioaz
Exodus and Dubioaz
Joy and prevention
Prevention and joy
I’ve been told I didn’t like vegetables
When I was a little boy
But you gotta shoot that silver buckshot
Into a community and watch it change
If you’re an expert, you might miss it
Cause it’s all just too strange
And Andy Dawson’s hands are
Epically beautiful
And I didn’t really understand dubstep before
But now I think I get it
Thank you, TEDMED, oh oh yeah"
Do you got,"What you go
Cuz you worked for it
Do you think
That your better than us
Look like a jerk for It
There’s only two
Ways this ends
And it’s up to you to choose
One evolution
Two revolution
Yeah it’s up to you
Don’t you dare
Come around here
We’ll chop off your head
You will be
Forever know
As the dirty four hundred"
Well I’m just gonna write something down,"Doesn’t matter what it is
If it’s sensical or not
I’ll just write something down
And you don’t understand what I did today
I could tell you all about it
But I don’t wanna share it with you right now
I’ll just write something down and I will sing it
I will sing
That’s the end until tomorrow"
Brands Some,"are winning Some
are losing That’s
capitalism Scott
Makes observations And
some predictions He’s
often wrong I don’t care about most of
the stuff he says, you know I’m
a socialist And
yet I clicked the little bell so I
don’t miss an episode Because
he’s just the best And
life’s so rich If
you just take a moment and look around
You might miss it So
just take a moment and look around He
is a professor public speaker The
son of a single mom And
He is a father I hope kids Like
this song I don’t care about most of
the stuff he says, you know I’m
a so-so socialist And
yet I’ll
watch talks he gave from like years ago
I can’t explain it"
I’m not gonna pay for your fucking wall,"No what no how no way
I am gonna stand in solidarity
I’m gonna stand
with every single mexican
I am gonna stand in solidarity
I got a light and I’m gonna let it shine
I got a light
And i’ll shine it on whats right
I will protect my muslim friends
Your hate’s gone far enough
T"
I got a mule,"Her name is octopus
She’s got her fuel
In her heart and her blood and guts
We drift down stream
And hollar at the dusty boats
You’ve never seen
companion more fit for hugs
Octopus and me
When we journey out to sea
All the waves just push us right along
I teach her what I know
And she tells me she loves me so
And together we sing our pirate song
One for the rhythm of the sky
One for the bigness of the sea
One for the seagull passing by
And one each for you and me
On an island
Somewhere off the coast of Maine
Octopus spotted
Mermaids trapped in cellophane
We cut them out
And nursed them back to health and oh
They kissed us sweetly
And told us things we shouldn’t know
Well, this kind of thing
Happens with surprising
Regularity but I guess that’s just the way
Me and octopus
We never make a fuss
We sing this song every single day"
There’s a sleepy place beyond the swamp,"Where friends are made and music plays
All is well, and I live there now
And I can show you how to go there too
Down in the
Goop Chase river
I float on dreams and ideas
I’m with the
Duck billed beaver
And we are working through our fears
Close your eyes and count to ten
You’re someone else when you open again
Just like the river is never the same
You don’t have a face
You don’t have a name"
Little devices all around me,"Making noises, the air gets cloudy
I can't keep up with the information
What if I just stopped paying attention?
My synapses, overloading
Frontal cortex near exploding
What if I just disconnected
Is there anywhere protected?
Ding ring bleep bloop
Drowning in information soup
Ring ding bloop bleep
It's vibrating when I'm asleep
I ain't gonna give it just one more minute
I'm gonna get out now
Live in a cave with no radio waves
Just as nature does allow
And if that cave ain't far enough
I'm gonna build a ship
Gonna live on the moon clang bash bang boom
And I'm gonna unequip
Kill kill kill
Kill kill kill
All your devices
Well, little devices that the devil made
Or the devil in all of us
That keeps us chained so we'll remain
Trained to never put up a fuss
It’s been creeping up so very slowly
Incremental we'd never know
Overrun by a new dictator
The danger has never been greater
Ding ding, bleep bloop
Drowning in information soup
Ring ring, bloop bleep
It’s vibrating when I’m asleep
I ain't gonna give it just one more minute
I'm gonna get out now
Live in a cave with no radio waves
Just as nature does allow
And if that cave ain't far enough
I'm gonna build a ship
Gonna live on the moon clang bash bang boom
And I'm gonna unequip
I said
Kill kill kill
Kill kill kill
Kill kill kill
All your devices
Your devices know how to tempt you
You can never get away
Oh, you'll think that it's a game
Until you wake on day
And find
Your little devices have taken over
It turns out you work for them
Check it again, you are an addict
And they feed on information
Tweet and post and call your mother
Check in to that restaurant
Write an email, write another
It knows what you need and what you want
Boom crack ding bang
Now you are your device's slave
Zoom ding beep bore
Bow down to your overlord
I ain't gonna give it just one more minute
I'm gonna get out now
Live in a cave with no radio waves
Just as nature does allow
And if that cave ain't far enough
I'm gonna build a ship
Gonna live on the moon clang bash bang boom
And I'm gonna unequip
I said
Kill kill kill
Kill kill kill
I said
Kill kill kill
All your devices"
Look at that deer licking that cat Makes,"a body wish a body felt like that
And the deer licks the cat The
deer licks the cat Well
the deer has no mommy she got hit
by a Cory
You can feel sad or you can feel
sorry But
the deer licks the cat The
deer licks the cat Cause
the deer in love Though
she can feel how she felt Together
they will live at Arnold
shelter And
the deer lives the cat Yes
the deer makes the cat somewhere that dearest
mommy she's smiling Cause
her daughter made a new friend and is
wiling away The
hours are looking her Just
look at that deer licking that cat Made
somebody wish somebody felt like that And
the deer licks the cat Keeps
on licking the cat Look
we may be different but I don't care
We'll be friends forever One
unlikely pair And
the deer licks the cat She
just keeps on licking the cat And
the deer turns her licking up to 11
And the cat is a flower and the
cat is in heaven And
the deer licks the cat She
keeps on licking the cat Look
at that deer licking that cat It
makes the body wish the body felt like
that And
the deer licks the cat Keeps
on licking the cat Look
at the deer licking that cat Makes
a body wish her body felt like And
the deer licks the cat Keeps
on licking the cat New
music videos about animals from my album entitled
Animals right here every Tuesday
for the next nine weeks Click
here for last week's song Kittens
in Space
and you can download all the songs from
the album Animals
at Animals
Bats Animals
Cool Also
if you liked the person singing this song
that was my good friend Annie
Rossi who makes amazing music So
check out the website her website in the
doobly doo description thingy and see you next
week"
squeezing and oh it's scary,"not just ordinary
everyday trouble
off of a mountain falling
freely to see appalling
space in between the sorry
state of the union
i'm lost when i can't find a reason
the corner of my brain
taunting and teasin'
It’s not there, it’s not fair
I know what going do next year"
You millennial leftists,"who never lived one day
under nuclear threat
can now reflect
upon your woke sky.
You made quite a non-
binary fuss
to save the world
from intercontinental
ballistic tweets.
Woke sky, upon your woke sky
You made quite a fuss
It was quite non-binary
Upon your woke sky"
Millions of miles of land,"Millions of miles of sea
Billions of different places all around
Right where I oughta be
Time rolls by
It’s infinite
It’ll continue someday without me
Of all the times that there ever were
Well I’m right where I ought to be
Nowhere that I gotta go
Nowhere that I oughta be
Nowhere that I gotta go
Nowhere that I gotta be
(whistle interlude)
Take one step in any direction
Take another down the opposite road
Out of every single path in the wide, wide world
There’s nowhere that I oughta go
Lookin’ up at the imperial sky
Lookin’ down at my little toe
Everything’s the same when you get down to it
So there’s nowhere that I gotta go
Nowhere that I gotta go
Nowhere that I oughta be
Nowhere that I gotta go
Nowhere that I oughta be
Nowhere that I oughta be
Nowhere that I oughta
Nowhere that I oughta
Nowhere that I oughta be
Yeah"
Heard a lot of auto battlers are super,"fun but there's so so many and I
never tried one The
graphics on this one seem great Gonna
give it a shot Let's
Bombs away How
do I choose a hero that's right for
me Steel
Fist Miss
Supersonic King
of the sea Oh
look I got a two star hero by
round four Night
Owl Lotus
PR and Star
Horn Now
I'm stacked with mighty demon demagogues I can
counter Marshlord
and all of his frogs My
rider's number four My
head Reaper
Three star Joey
Raphaela Cracking
Joan of Ar
oh you start leveling and you can't stop
oh something surprising with every drop oh it
keeps changing and the meta is vast Easy
to learn and the battles are fast three
Star Crush
Chess Rush
Now I'm
grinding the ranks I'm
no longer a pawn got a 10 win
streak killing creeps and mobs the secret totem
faces them Mia
devs know where he is but they won't
save I'm
crafting tokens putting in the work Classic
and turbo placement and perks Streaming
on Twitch
and YouTube
Live Smash
that like button Please
subscribe You
start leveling and you can't stop oh something
surprising with every drop oh it keeps changing
and the meta is vast Easy
to learn and the battles are fast On
Reddit and Twitter
and Discord
where the underdogs no time for underlords the
greatest auto battle of community Ooh
Teams and fights and tactics 2 Indonesia
Japan the US
chess rush is the best Russia
to Australia
France to the Philippines
Everybody scream Level
up to king three Star
Crush Chess
Rush I been climbing the leaderboards when out
of the blue new patch drops with so
much that's new rebalancing it's an art not
a science Friends
all over the world share tips and guidance
New boards new boats I got skills and
tricks just yet I could lose the three
Bears in round six they really know how
to keep you on your toes it's the
best auto battling now everybody knows cause oh
you start leveling and you can't stop oh
something surprising with every drop oh it keeps
changing and the meta is vast Easy
to learn and the battles are fast oh
you start leveling and you can't stop oh
something surprising in every drop oh it can't
keeps changing in the meta is fast Easy
to learn in the battles I fast Three
Star Crush
Chess Rush"
You can’t have it both ways,"Two ways all at once
Can’t have breakfast
And then expect some lunch
You can’t have it both ways
Fast and also slow
You gotta pick one or the other
Or else you will never know
What you are made of"
"What’s down those stairs, what’s down those stairs?","My deepest fear waits for me down there
Don’t make me go, don’t make go
Please don’t leave me all alone
I had a dream in the dead of night
Of a bear who’s fur was white
When all the world turned to rust
He was made of magic and diamond dust
Now I have my partner in life
You can’t scare me this time
Now I have my downstairs bear
Anywhere I go he’ll follow
We summit the mountain in the room
Sliding down through the afternoon
I’m the shortest but he is tall
He is soft when I fall
Time goes slow but as I grow
He’s less and less the bear I know
And one day we have a talk
I try to tell him it’s not his fault
It’s just that I’m in a different place
And i need to make some space
Please don’t feel bad I say
We had some good times, anyway
You were my partner now I
Need to hike the woods in the moonlight
Take care, my bear somewhere
And someway we’ll see each other again someday"
"Down, down, down","In Silicon con con
Valley they've decided
Not to fund ever pix
They'll fund companies galore
With no business model in sight
Just because they've got a lot of users
But a best in breed experience
That solves a problem with common sense
Isn't worth to them
5 million dollars
Everpix I can't offer you
pile of money to get you through
All I got's a banjo and a song
But I'll miss your web interface
the flashback with all the  times and places
You did the thing you set out to do
And you did it the best you could
Everpix, goodbye
Wipe those tears out of your eyes
I'll miss you but it's OK
Whatever you guys do next
I know we all expect
To be 100% totally blown away
So good bye ever pix"
"Look out, look out","those laser eyes will take the whole place down
Take cover my friends
Those laser eyes demand silence
John Dickerson
Did such a good job
I only hope that he’s
As tough on the GOP"
Goddamn that,"Cowper hackers got
B
O
I seen
God damn that
Cowper hackers got ball
He wrote his letter saying to the fool it said to
T you gotta get out right
Taking over your company
He stole 15 million 15 million
Oh
God damn the car
Goddamn
Goddamn
He laid in as plain his language as he came
He had answered for everyone
Goddamn the cow hat got ball
Goddamn
Goddamn
The
Copperheadsgot ball
He stole 50 million
As holding people
Company is hostage
Will the authorities get up
I think they probably will
Is he just a teenager or disgruntled employee
We'll never know
Or maybe we will
Maybe we will
Maybe we will
God give him
God damn
God damn
You see the man like that
Take some large donations
Tom down
It makes no sense to me but then
I'm not a hacker with
God in"
Rockstar’s game Grand Theft Auto 5,"It’s epic fun mayhem but also serious grown up storytelling franchise
This game’s world, based on a major american city
Is even bigger than the last GTA
And that one was pretty big
You can do a lotta things
Not too many things
Just enough things
Most of the things you can do are
Helicopter, base jump, shoot, drive, run, swim
Whether or not you can swim in GTA is very important
Instead of only playing as one gross man
Who swears a lot and commits crimes
You get to play as 3 gross men
This is narration innovation
What you want to send me death threats? Go for it!
Games are about feeling powerful and you getting your way
You can’t be a woman
One could be lazy and say
That’s because women
Don’t swear and commit crimes, nor should they want to
But instead I’m gonna come right out and say
it’s misogynistic, that’s what I say
Games are about feeling powerful and you getting your w
In only truly interactive entertainment
Do our souls see a mirror
This is why we video gaming
This is why we video gaming"
some dogs are used to promote hate,"some dogs don't do nothing but sit and read
some dogs have jobs, some are unemployed
some dogs trust some are paranoid
a lot of dogs only think about how to breed
what a dog feels and what a dog wants
it's hard to know for sure
norman rides his scooter
then uploads the video to his computer
then puts it on youtube
then goes on letterman
because he's norman and he rides his scooter
i can't think of many things that are cuter
i want to be like norman all hip and free
that's the way i always wanted to be
norman rides his scooter
then uploads the video to his computer
then puts it on youtube
then goes on letterman"
Data’s feeling something,"Oh no it’s Lore
What’s that he’s feeling
It’s like a drug
It’s intoxicating
It’s something that he wants more of
He’ll do anything
To feel again
He’d even murder
His own best friend"
In the Atlantic,"In the Atlantic
There's a whale named Polly
And she was singing
And she was singing
To herself when her mom came calling
Polly jumped up and splashed the waves around
flock of seagulls nearby
Were drawn to the sound
And they start singing
Singing to themselves, oh
Polly is a lovely whale
But there's something wrong with her tail
Ohhh oh oh
Polly is a lovely whale
But there's something wrong with her tail
Ohhh oh oh"
I can't grow no hair on my head,"no more I can grow no hair on
my head I can grow no hair on
my head no more Let
it rain let it rain let it rain
I can't make no sperm with my balls
no more I can make no sperm with
my balls I can't make no sperm with
my ball anymore Let
it let it rain let it rain let
it rain I can't touch touching my toes
no more I can't touch or touching my
toes I can't touch touching my toes no
more Let
it rain let it rain let it rain
I can't run run really fast no more
I can't run or run really f I
can run run really fast no more Let
it rain let it ra I can't grow
no hair on my head no more I
can grow no hair on my head I
can grow no hair on my head no
more Let
it rain let it rain let it rain
let it rain let it rain let it
rain let it rain let it rain let
it rain"
Release all the facts,"About the Russia hacks
And their influence
Right now
The dog and pony show
We have a right to know
This is our democracy
We’re talking about
And if you won’t make it public
Well all right, I have just one more
Simple request
At the country’s behest
Make it all available to the electors
Oh electors
Who so love your country
Don’t you want to know
What those documents might show
Who’s been messing with our democracy
Obama is cautious
Obama is careful
And normally this is
is a super power
But he sat on this for
The entire election
And here we are
At the 11th hour
He’s looking at the big picture
Trust in the government’s at an all time low
Would that trust decline
Based on what we find
In those documents what do they show?
And if you won’t make it public
Well all right, I have just one more
Simple request
At the country’s behest
Make it all available to the electors"
The numbers don't lie!,"Says the statistician guy
Respectable and be-speckled
He believes in chrome and metal
In silicon ambition
And complex algorithms
The numbers don't lie!
It's as plain as the blue sky
Add them all together
The system knows you better
The system is complex
And it understands you best
The numbers don't lie!
From the numbers you can't hide
With numbers I'll predict
When your heart valve will constrict
When you'll fall in love of course
And when you will divorce
The numbers don't lie!
We collect them on the fly
We collect when you're not looking
When you're sleeping fucking cooking
Cross referenced and checked
When you least expect
The numbers don't lie!
Until the day you die
We will follow you and track you
We'll coerce and distract you
Chop you up and hack you
Add you and subtract you
The numbers don't lie!
It's plain a the blue sky
They keep the country humming
On wall street they're the plumbing
In Hollywood they're king
I can make the data sing
Each key stroke is a poem
Every item in your home
novel's worth of truth
scientific proof
In every little twitch
Every bait and switch
You're just a bag of blood
And we add your numbers up
And we sell you back your numbers
And we devastate all comers
Bring you down and get you high
And we're happy to supply
It's our duty and battle cry
Because the numbers do not lie"
On the day you turn 29,"Elves will appear and give you a sign
Uh huh
Uh huh
They look at your face, and call you friend
They’ll ask you to follow them
Uh huh
Uh huh
We’re half woman and we’re half man
Let’s pack up and go to Japan
Uh huh
Uh huh
To be your love is a scary thing
Poets write, singers sing
Uh huh
Uh huh
Ivory Felice Keomi King
Ivory Felice Keomi King
Ivory Felice Keomi King
Ivory Felice Keomi King
Keomi King
29, I’m telling you
The people you’ll meet
Or the things you’ll do
Uh huh
Uh huh
And I’m just a little puppy
Loyal and true
I felt your magic
It brought me to you
Uh huh
Uh huh
And in your eyes, a mystery
Wanna understand you completely
Oh oh
Ohhhh oh
Summer will fade, the tides will swing
Poets write, and the singers sing
Uh huh
Uh huh
Ivory Felice Keomi King
Ivory Felice Keomi King
Ivory Felice Keomi King
Ohhhh oh
Ivory Felice Keomi King
Keomi King
Keomi King
Keomi King"
I’ve got three kids and a mortgage,"three row electric SUV
And health insurance that costs us
$1000 a week
There’s a bit of water in the basement
And we’ve got to down a tree
It died when we repaved
Now it might fall, kill you and me
I need crypto to go up
Or else I’ll start a commune
Or maybe I’ll start a cult
The cult of a thing a day
I need crypto to go up
But it just keeps going down
I don’t want to go anywhere
Right here I want to stay
I’m in the therapists office
But I’m not here for me
But honestly I probably
Should be in therapy
My parents are both therapists
So the trouble that I’ve had
Is finding a therapist
Who can compete with that"
He invented calculus,"Principia Mathematica
He got totally erratic-a
He wrote Opticks: a theory of light
Isaac Newton, man you’re all right with me
I said you’re all right with me
Isaac Newton lived for 84 years
That a really long time for way back then
Maybe he was an alien
He never slept and he never ate
He never took ??? girls on dates
He did logarithmic functions for fun
Cuz Isaac Newton was a total badass
He invented calculus
Principia Mathematica
He got totally erratic-a
He wrote Opticks: a theory of light
Isaac Newton, man you’re all right with me
I said you’re all right with me
He was into alchemy
He was into the occult
Maybe he was an alien
But he didn’t know it
But he didn’t know it
Isaac Newton thought the world would end in the year 2016
Just to show he didn’t know anything
Everyone knows that 2012 is the year
Isaac Newton was friends with John Locke
Not the guy from Lost
But the famous philosopher
Isaac ??? that Christ wasn’t God
He drank a lot of mercury
He ??? by the queen
He even had an arch nemesis
His name was Robert Hook
They were enemies until the day he died
Cuz Isaac Newton was a total badass
He invented calculus
Principia Mathematica
He got totally erratic-a
He wrote Opticks: a theory of light
Isaac Newton, man you’re all right with me
I said you’re all right with me
I said you’re all right with me, Isaac Newton
Oh, I said you’re all right with me"
and what i saw staring back filled me,"up with fear i had a treasure map
plastered on my forehead i knew not how
i got it must have been when i
was in bed it seemed to lead me
to this tree in a field nearby i
walked there with no shoes on because i
didn't have any i had lost them at
the party anyway when i got to the
tree there was a gremlin like creature waiting
for me who dare disturbs me the gremlin
creature said disturbs you i exclaimed i have
this map on my forehead he examined me
closely and then took me by the hand
he touched a piece of bark and the
tree split in half hidden within the tree
was a door made out of glass he
led me through it and we appeared in
a great hall there were fantastic creatures every
which way i looked this faerie looking woman
came and kissed me on my map at
the end of the hall sat a king
looking old and wise he told me that
the map was just a hoax he said
i should probably just turn around and go
back now because there wasn't anything in this
world for me anyhow no i yelled forcefully
which made everyone jump a bit no i
said softer i'm happy to have found this
place the faerie looking woman was looking kind
but sort of sad ok said the king
we were afraid you would say that next
thing i knew i was in a gladiatorial
arena there was big dragon there and an
ostrich for me to ride i picked up
my sword and hopped aboard and slayed the
dragon quick as ice a booming voice came
from above and it said very nice the
voice was god and god was glad that
i had slayed the dragon he rewarded me
with anything that my little heart desired to
be back in bed i said before the
party started but i want to bring the
faeire back because i think she's really cool"
who learned to dance,"who unlocked singing
who discovered pants
years of evolution as we learned to see
death is coming for us and this isn't our party
let's embrace the monkey
that lives inside us all
however big or small
let’s embrace the monkey
let off some steam
let’s embrace the monkey
a flurry of furry dreams
we're all just monkeys
whose ancestors lived
with better tools
who learned to forgive
one thousand religions
all claim the final truth
we're all just monkeys
look around you for proof"
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Deal two cards face down to each player,"Put the rest of the deck face down
That's the drop pile Everybody
looks at their cards Whoever's
got the lowest alcohol they start start They
put the card face up in the middle
And then the next player's got to beat
that card with the card of equal or
higher alcohol content That's
the session pile car equal or higher alcohol
content That's
the heart of the game The
object of the game is to get rid
of your cards If
you can't beat a card you have to
take the session pile And
then you stop drawing new cards until you
have two cards or less At
the end of your turn the next player
starts a new session with a card of
their choice They
decide which attributes are now in play Is
it alcohol Your
card must be higher Is
it bitterness Your
card must be higher Is
it year It
must be older Hip
hop's the beer card game Once
the draw pile is done Draw
pile is done Hip
hop's the beer card game Then
the player who's got no more cards is
one they've won Hip
hop's the beer card game Once
the drop pile is done Hip
hops the beard card game Then
the player who's got no more cards is
one they won't"
Little one has Covid,"And a cough that sounds like croup
I was up all night
My brain feels like soup
Oh sickies Saturday
It’s been so so long
Since I’ve had to
Phone in my song
Phone it in, phone it in
Let it end before it begin
Phone it in, my friend
Phone it in, phone it in
It’s been 54 minutes
And 36 seconds and counting
On hold with the pharmacy
At this point I’m doubting
Our normal pharmacy closed early
So we need the prescription moved
He’s got a 104 fever
My poor little dude
Everyone at the pharmacy
Is overworked and underpaid
They’re closing stores left and right
Dead neighborhoods in their wake
The private equity ghouls
Are taking it all they got
They’ll burn the country down
To buy just one more yacht"
Happy new year everyone,"this is the year your dreams come true
happy new year everyone
there's nothing you can't do
happy new year everyone
happy new year to you
happy new year everyone
There's nothing you can't do"
I've got a clone he lives inside the,"piano he doesn't write a song a day
I've got a clone he's trapped inside this
piano Someday
he would like to escape I've
got a clone his name is Jonathan
woman He
goes out every day and doesn't try to
do anything at all"
Sitting on your couch,"You got the AC on
Scrolling through twitter
Reading all the news
Swipe swipe swipe
Retweet like
You can’t look away
This is your life
Scratch that itch
Then scratch it again
Fall into the ditch
Get lost in dreams
Lend me your brain
All day and all night
You’re in control
This is your life"
The tax code makes no sense for crypto,"They need to update it to get with the times
I’ve spent hours with my degen accountant
Trying to make sure we get it all right
NFTs make no sense
Staking makes no sense
Doing things onchain makes no sense
None of it makes any sense
Every single piece of crypto tax software
Has flaws that aren’t addressed
And things move so fast that they’ll never
Be able to keep up with this mess
In conclusion I am paying my taxes
My fists clenched tight into balls
WEndless hours of my life I could be doing
Literally anything else at all"
Get in shape with Base NJ,"Some sweets from cocoa bakery
Get your hair did at Salon X
Get a custom tote from00  bag habit
It’s the scandi school Fundraiser
And auction
Kid art
Local business
Drinking and fun
It’s the scandi school Fundraiser
And auction
At Batello
On May 24th
Grab a bite from Hamilton Inn
Eat a pig from Hamilton Pork
Toys from Green Toys
Scandianvian house in NY
Prime cycle
Citibike
Hazel Baby and kids
Spruce apartment therapy
And nui organics
Natti natti
Pleasant valley
Lavender
Happy socks
CKO
LIbery science cernter"
I hope mosquito season,"Isn’t too bad this year
Don’t bite me on my toes
Don’t bite me on my ears
I’m hoping those mosquitos
Stay slumbering in the pond
I would wish them all away
If I had a magic wand
Oh oh mosquito
It’s not quite your time, no
In the city, you can’t go
Not like in the valley O
I heard that mosquitos
Like to eat warm blood
And I run pretty hot
So that kind of sucks
So far this summer
I haven’t been bit too much
Knock on wood and all that
Hopscotch and double dutch
Oh oh mosquito
It’s not quite your time, no
In the city, you can’t go
Not like in the valley O
If you put every mosquito
That ever lived
Into a great big pile
I wonder how big
Big as the moon
Or big as the earth
swarming mess of sucking blood
That’s pretty much just the worst"
"Well, there's no port like an airport","When you're sleeping on the ground
Such a strange space, leaves a strange taste
And stranger still the sounds
Grab your bags
We got a party of two
Departing for you
Waiting to go fast		
Way up high in the sky
Laws of physics defy
And watch the clouds go past
Cuz, there's no port like an airport
It's a singular kinda hustle
Look out the window, see the wind blow
The workers as they bustle
Airport song
Airport song-eee-ong oh yeah"
"Smoke in the air, sludge on the ground","man comes wandering through town
On his hip a golden crown
He has a desperate need and he's tightly wound
Blood in the water, smoke in the air
young vampire is kneeling there
Tears on her cheeks she has short black hair
She's all alone and she's so scared
Christmas day in the apocalyptic waste land
The whole wide world has been recast
His beard it grows obscenely fast
Through the rubble so dark and vast
He sees the girl as he's wandering past
The moon has lost all it's pull
His brain is wired his brain is full
But he sees her tears and it touches his soul
He gives her a stuffed animal"
Traversable wormhole dynamics on a quantum processor,"(Wormhole! Wormhole!)
The holographic principle
Theorized to be
property
Of quantum gravity
Postulates the description of a volume of space
Can be encoded on a lower dimensional boundary
We invoke the holographic correspondence
Of the SYK many-body system and gravity to probe
qubit can be used to probe
The SYK traversable
Wormhole dynamics
Through the corresponding teleportation protocol
This can be realized as a quantum circuit
Equivalent to the gravitational picture in a semi-classical limit
Of a infinite number of qubits"
"The fox said to the hen,","""It's just a matter of when.""
The bull said to the sheep,
""You think we'll get some sleep,
Get some sleep tonight?""
Oh,
Bum ba da ba
Bum ba da bum
Bum ba da ba ba-doh ba-doh da
Bum ba da ba
Bum ba doh doh
The horse passed to the goat
handsome ransom note
The duck said to the quail,
""The sunset sure is pale.
Get some sleep tonight.""
Sleep tonight
Sleep tonight
Get some sleep tonight
Sleep tonight"
I am morphing changing against,"Dark sky rain snow and blankets
I come from knowledge pieces
I hold on and then release this
Feeling like I'm going sailing
On a ship called Always Failing
I watch it float away now
Crash upon the rocks like the Mayflower
You gotta change
Or you are trapped
Be a human
You must adapt
Go all in
And see it through
You'll carry me
I'll carry you
Psilocybin or meditation
New love or a long vacation
Staring too long at the sun rays
Hearing music, pushing  buttons
Whatever gets you there is OK
As long as you can narrow focus
See what's right in front of your face
Your everywhere and you are no place"
Mmmmmmmhm,"Mmmmmmmhm
Mmmmmmmhmm
Mmmmmmmhmm
I remember little planes
With the quality tiny wings
They were filled with seats and things
Before they fed the pilot to the gods
Mmmmmmmhmm
Mmmmmmmhmm
Hear the engines start to mount
Hear the speaker backwards count
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
Another instant, it was done
Mmmmmmmhmm
Mmmmmmmhmm
Mmmmmmmhmm
Mmmmmmmhmm
Mmmmmmmhmm
Mmmmmmmhmm
Happy to fade away
Letting go of the memory
There’s nothing there now, anyway
Since we fed the pilot to the gods
Mmmmmmmhmm
Mmmmmmmhmm
Mmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmm"
Two ear infections in pink eye,"Two ear infections in pink eye
Two ear infections in pink eye
Two ear infections in pink eye
He's getting up in the middle of the night
Two ear infections and pink eye
He's getting up and it makes me cry
Two ear infections in pink eye
Two ear infections in pink eye
Two ear infections in pink eye
Two ear infections and pink eye
Two ear infections in pink
I
Oh yeah"
I always wanted,"And now I got it
And now I’m falling down the hole
Full of ghosts and turtles and dinosurtles
Change your mind and change the world
Yoshi will take you away
Beetle head thwart the thomp in the
Where you gonna put that block
Over there
What time you gonna set the clock
Short I swear
Jumping’ in a big green sock
Don’t be scared
Climbing up the bean stalk
Up in the air"
"he was born, he had his mother to thank","he never ate breakfast cause his mom told him not ta
he was a an evil cowboy alien ninja
blended kittens for lunch fried puppies for dinner
he was an evil boy, a outlaw a sinner
he was sick of his mom's rules, like eat with a fork
so at the age of 12 he killed her with a spork"
Sometimes win and sometimes lose,"Sometimes knocked down and sometimes bruised
Sometimes right here sometimes far away
For 11 years I’ve done a song a day
Sometimes hot and sometimes cold
Sometimes bought and sometimes sold
Sometimes bad sometimes ok
For 11 years I’ve done a song a day"
It’s time to get serious,"Enough fooling around
If you’ve picked up toys
Time to put them all down
If you’ve gone out to play
Time to come back in
We got work to do
And it’s sink or swim
Time to put on a suit
Time to shine your shoes
If you thought this was easy
I’ve got news for you
I got a bridge to sell you
I got a miracle drug
If you want to survive
On luck and love
If you’re looking for a hand out
Better pack your bags
You’re just not rational
It’s time for facts
You’ll never make it
If you don’t buckle down
You’ll never take it
That rat king crown
If you’re not serious
Then you’re out of time
If you’re not thinking
About the bottom line
Don’t let the door hit you
As you crawl away
You’ll never win
If you don’t play"
There was an accident,"And he lost a friend
Grouchy and crabby and angry and morose
He didn’t want to let anybody get close
He was the Salty Avacado!
But then
He found new friends
His new food friends helped him move on
And Mr. Avacado came back from
Being the salty
We all will face
Challenges
in life that’s how it goes
But when we let our friends love us
We’re not salty avacados
Accident and lost a friend
New friends
Food friends"
Eyes on me that I can’t see,"But the fear is real
It’s not in my head
Lucy’s out there
Waiting and watching
Don’t call me paranoid
I’m just annoyed
That I can’t see her
Don’t call me paranoid
I’m her boy
She’s my girl
But I don’t wanna see her
Because then I’ll want to eat her
I’m an evil cowboy alien ninja
That’s just what I do
Don’t call me paranoid
I’m just annoyed
That I can’t see her
Don’t call me paranoid
I’m her boy
She’s my girl"
That’s where I’m going to,"I’m gonna call your name
Down, down, down
And you will follow me
Back to from where we came
Back to from where we came
It’s the only direction
That I’d like to go
I don’t need your protection
But I’d like your company and soul
All that I ask is that you bring a flask
And fill it with your golden tears
And when there are monsters
You say them some kind words
That have no meaning anywhere but here
Because we’re on fire
And nobody can put us out
Not the rain
Not the showers
Unless we go down
Down, down, down
That’s where I’m going to
I’m gonna call your name
Down, down, down
And you will follow me
Back to from where we came
Back to from where we came"
I’m driving up to see you,"I’m jumping out of my skin
We’re gonna do it on your lunch break
You’re working at the convenience
store
Your boss he probably knows yeah
He’s a pervy old bag of skin
But we don’t care no
You’re working at the convenience
Store
Lou Reed on the radio
I bought this tape just yesterday oh
And all my thoughts
And all my muscles
Are bound up tight
I don’t know nothing
But you
It’s the summer I’m 15
And I know that you love it when
I piss off your dad
You’re working at the convenience
store
And when we’re finished
We’re just gonna do it again
You are 17
And working at the convenience
store"
this thing is staring at us,"this ostrich is blocking the road
rhinos staying out of the rain
zebras!!!
giraffes!!!!
wildebeasts!
long horns!!
there's a lion growling
this thing runs the other way
ostrich says you shall not pass
rhinos seem like dinoaurs
zebras!!!
giraffes!!!!
wildebeasts!
long horns!!"
Another admission with money in hand,"No rest for the weary
I see you clearly
window is broken with an hourglass
Sand is golden and time drifts past
No time like the present it’s what is and what isn’t
The trees are all blooming, the rain has arrived
Business is booming, with numbers contrived
No love lost in combat
No love without that
Colors and lightness
Greyness and dark
Doesn’t take trickery to know who you are
No guns left on the table
i’ll come just as soon as I’m able"
Clovers and grain and they look like wings,"flying squirrel Clovers
and grain and they look like wings Clovers
and dandelions and butterflies you can stop front
without a plan you're just as dumb as
rain angel Just
as stupid though Pond
and the frog in the tree and their
seeds all fall into each other's laps Every
dream turns too much when you sleep and
when you dream but not when they sing
Gophers and green and they look like wings
flying squirrel Clovers
and grain and they look like wings Ovals
and dandy Mayans
and butterflies you can stop fun without a
plan youn're just as dumb as Rainbow
Just as stupid Thumb
Pond and the frog in the tree and
their seeds will fall into each other's laps"
I'm trying to learn after effects,"But I don't know what I'm doing
Pretty much at this point
I just be screwing
Screwing around
I'm trying to learn after effects
and I'm gonna get back to it
Sometimes the best way
to do something is just to
do it, just to do it yeah
(Same progression twice more loud)"
You got us right where you want,"But we got you
Leaving this place with a big blast off
Where’re you going to
Put all of your cards on the table
future that I’ve seen
You’ll replace us soon as you’re able
With some kind of machine
The rich get richer and build a bunker
But is it strong enough
The repel the whole world’s hunger
Madness and cruelty and love
Measure my worth by a made up goal
That means we have to fight
Nobody can see in the dark
So please turn on the light
When you arrive at your destination
And you look back at us
Well done and congratulations
world turned to dust
You might last for a couple of years
But it’s all for naught
You can’t survive forever out there
Without this planet we got"
I represent the Rent is Too Damn High party,"People working 8 hours a day, 40 hours a week
At some inferior job
Women can’t afford to take care of their children
Feed their children breakfast, lunch, and dinner
Feed their children breakfast, lunch, and dinner
Feed their children breakfast, lunch, and dinner
Feed their children breakfast, lunch, and dinner
Together
Our main job is to put a roof over your head
Food on the table
And money in your pocket
This is politics as usual
Playing the silly game
Playing the silly game
The rent is too damn high movement
Because people can’t afford to pay their rent
They’re being laid off right now without speaking
They can’t eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner
Listen, listen
Someone’s stomach just growled
Did you hear it?
Someone’s stomach just growled
Did you hear it?
Someone’s stomach just growled
Did you hear it?
You gotta listen like me
Let’s talk about the issues
People can’t afford to fill their stomachs
(That’s 30 seconds for you, sir)
As a karate expert, I will not talk about anyone up here
Our children cannot afford to live anywhere
Nowhere
There’s nowhere to go
Once again, why?
You said it
The rent, it’s too damn high
(Thank you)
Too damn high
(Ohhhhh oh oh)
Too damn high
(Ohhhhh oh oh)
Too damn high
(Ohhhhh oh oh)
Too damn high
(Ohhhhh oh oh)
Too damn high
(Ohhhhh oh oh)
Too damn high
(Ohhhhh oh oh)
Too damn high
(Ohhhhh oh oh)
Too damn high
(Ohhhhh oh oh)
Too damn high
(Ohhhhh oh oh)
Mr. Cuomo
I’m with Jimmy, the rent is too damn high
(Wahh wahh)
Rent is Too Damn High party
If you want to marry a shoe, I’ll marry you"
This one gonna be short and sweet This,"one gonna be short and sweet This
one gonna be short and sweet I start
the ac Then
I wanna go to sleep so this one's
gonna be short and sweet How
many this melody How
many songs have this melody How
many songs have melody has all the A
C And
I want to go sleep for how many
songs How
many This
one's gonna be not very long This
one's not gonna be very long The
sun is shining down so strong And
I just wanna go get along This
one's not gonna be very long This
one's gonna be this one gonna be short
and sweet This
one gonna be short and sweet I stop
ac I want those things gonna be short
and sweet"
Troy and Abed,"in the morning Oh
yeah Pierce
will say something racist or homophobic Britta
wants to change the world but she's too
selfish Shirley
just wants to be loved Troy
struggles to be a man Annie
obsesses over things And
Abed totally does and doesn't understand Jeff
Winger is a leader and an asshole narcissistic
brilliant con man with a heard of gold
study group that really doesn't dean that's horny
as hell mascot that belongs in a horror
film And
a Chang
that's so crazy he belongs in a cell
And these are a few of the reasons
why Dan
Harmon is a man that I Think
deserves a song So
that's why I'm
writing him one I lived in LA
for three long years But
I never went to channel 101 And
I regret it Yeah
I regret it so But
I watched the videos This
was pre youtube And
I remember laser farts Like
it was yesterday Like
it was yesterday Dan,
Dan, you're a brilliant man I want to
hug your brain C'mon,
c'mon, c'mon Harmon
Listen to what I'm
saying I love you And
all the writers too And
the cast and crew This
song’s because I love you Starburns
break down Starburns
Hop hop Starburns
Hop hoped Every
single episode leaves me feeling so joyful And
like I simply can't believe that anybody could
make something this good Abed’s
uncontrollable Christmas
(made me cry) fistful of paintballs (made me
wanna die) Intermediate
documentary film making Oh
man, Troy
and Levar
So I hope this song brings you 1/1,000th
of the joy that you’ve brought me Everyone
involved with Community
Troy and Abed
in the morning Ha
ha"
Here I am,"Can you see me?
Flesh and bone
Blood and sinew
Unclenched hand
I am set free
Put down the phone
Press continue
up up down down left right left right B A
You’re stuck in the elevator
It’s slowly going up
You’re wrestling alligators
You’re in love
Punch the cloud
Into submission
Make that rain
Do your bidding
Look around
Something’s missin’
Show that Pain
You’re not kidding
up up down down left right left right B A
If you die
You’ve got 33 lives
More than a cat
Death’ll feel cheated
If you cry
Unsure of yourself you ask why
Doesn’t work like that
Until you need it"
Bored apes cold cats knee bits bone cats,"craniums and djs gutter cats and sewer rats
why do you all hate each other so
Gather round your PFPs
and listen to Ranko
don't matter what you look like don't matter
where you're from don't matter what gang you're
part of we can all just get along
so no more petty sniping and no more
twitter wars Just
let people enjoy things no less and no
more pickles cyberkos baby punks hash strawberries bananas
beach dogs and gutter rats why do you
all hate each other so Listen
to me bfps Gather
round ring don't matter what you look like
it don't matter where you're from don't matter
what gang you're part of we can get
along so no more petty sniping and no
more twitter wars Let
people enjoy things no less and no more
no more no matter what you look like
no matter where you're from no matter what
game you're part of we can get along
oh No
more panties sniping and no more twitter wars
Let people enjoy things no less and no
more"
One time you helped me shoot a video about Sarah Palin,"They wouldn’t let us into the hockey rink
Cuz they thought that we were pedophiles
We had a camera so they were convinced we were pedophiles
Nic Kaelin
You’re a really talented screenwriter/film maker
And I know that you’re going to go far
In Oakland or in New York
No matter where you are
So I just wanna say
Oh, happy birthday, Nic
I just wanna say
Oh, happy birthday, Nic
Happy birthday, Nic
Oh, happy birthday
Happy birthday, Nic"
Once in a while,"You fade out in style
Your failure for all to see
In the long hot day
Nowhere to hide out safe
Only a quiver
Enough to deliver
The final and fatal blow
To your soft ego
Nobody cares, you know
That’s what you’re taught and so
You move without thinking
Eyes never blinking
Sure that the path is pure
Sure that the heart beats true
Sure that the seer meant you
When the cost of believing
Grows greater than needing
To sort through what you feel
You’ll buckle and break
And from that place
You’ll start to change
You’re a bundle of nerves
That can’t find the words
So you just keep to yourself
And from there you’ll find
That you’re out of your mind
It will go on
From night until dawn
For as long as you let it go
Until one bright day
You hear yourself say
I want to be safe
And then crawling and clawing
Getting up and then falling
You’ll find your feet
You’ll plant them firmly
And you’ll strike a pose
Like someone who knows
And then you’ll become
That someone
It’s so simple and dumb
But it’s been done
Since before you were born
And it’ll keep going
Long after you’re gone"
"Very short, very short, very short in the airport song","Gonna do a very short, very short in the airport song
Cuz I'm not sure how the Internet is gonna be
and I gotta upload this song
Cause I'll be flying in the sky like a seagull
Very short, very short
Song, you're very short"
64 cooked chickens and an iron sword,"Five snowball grenades armor made of leather and infinity both three gapples
We all start the same
You are red and
I am blue
You try to boom me
I'm gonna boom you
Gonna make you go boom boom
Bo
Make a snowball grenade go boom
The hot fire's blowing and
I'm gonna clear the road
Gonna make you go boom boom 10 kills in a row when
I'm feeling hot
Gonna get me some tnt
You thought you had a chance
Well
I think not
You can't step to me
And
I am blue
You are red
Gonna make you go boom
And you're dead
Gonna make it go boom boom boom
Make a snowball grenade go boom
Hot bars glowing and
I'm gonna clear the road
Gonna make you go boom boom boom
Gonna make you go boom boom boom
Make a snowball grenade go boom
My hot fire's blowing and
I'm gonna tear the road
Gonna make you go boom boom boom boom boom"
When I was a little boy,"I was mildly obsessed with lamborghinis
Mainly because the doors opened in such a cool way
Now that I'm older I don't care about cars at all
I don't think I'd even care
If someone gave me a bitchin camero
My niece is 4 and half years old
She doesn't want to be a princess or a queen
She's obsessed with firefighters and policemen too
I think she'd probably like a bitchin' camaro"
The night of the final debate,"Anchors away
Mark your foot and feel the weight
Now I'm ready for it
Watch it go down
And then we'll score it
I WILL WRITE A SONG TONIGHT
AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN"
Oh oh oh I just wanna eat I,"just wanna sleep Sometimes
I just wanna cry I just wanna kick
I just wanna look that's all I wanna
do by oh oh oh I think I
got these extremities I've
got toes and fingers and knees but I'm
not quite sure how they're connected I haven't
quite got the least unexpected way of looking
at things I don't know So
look around oh Mama
puts me down Papa
picks me up I know that they are
very full of love for me oh oh
oh oh oh oh Sometimes
I just wanna cry cry cry CR
all night sometime I wanna smile yeah Just
for a little while Just
for a little while oh oh oh oh
oh oh well I'm
just a little baby little baby baby I'm
just a little baby baby baby I'm
just a little baby Little
bab baby baby baby I'm
just a little baby baby baby baby baby
baby baby baby baby baby baby Just
a little baby oh just a little baby
I'm just a little baby Little
baby little baby oh I'm
just a little baby Little
baby little baby I'm
just a little baby oh and I just
knock myself over and it makes me very
uncomfortable Okay
okay Come
here Yeah
yeah I got you I got you It's
okay It's
okay It's
okay Say
bye bye Say
bye bye to the people Bye"
the kingdom lies in ruin,"it's hardly worth pursuing
focus on the maintenance of
relationships that lead to love
and though you may be weary still
calm your heart trust your will
losers in the saddle
streets all full of cattle
throngs of huddled masses make
their way sad eyed and forsaken
so unfree but safe and fed
turn around don't be led
rest until the pain goes
like unicorns and rainbows
senses clear and neurons fire
ing full blast the singing choir
stop and turn the other way
keep the smell of death at bay"
Went into a portal,"I wound up in LA
I gotta fight a monster
Gonna take all day
Terror at Arkham x2
Dodge the flying Gollum
Face the fiendish ghouls
Give the dice a wallop
And then consult the rules
Terror at Arkham x2
Monsters in the streets, running, running x4
Terror at Arkham x2
Monsters in the ozone
Monsters in the outskirts
??? fire
Combat ???
Terror at Arkham x2
Professor Harvey Walters
Psychologist keeps us sane
???
Will get another reign
Terror at Arkham x2
Shatter in the streets, running, running x2
Cthonian, Cthonian, running, running x2
Terror at Arkham x2
Ask if we could ???
And then we lost the darkness
Two more ??? lost the search
And now we’re all in shock
Terror in Arkham x2
I wanted to be deputy
But Cthulu love to track
The omen has awakened
Now there ain’t no turning back
Straight up out of stamina
??? running low
It’s running low!
We’ve been cursed
We’ve got our sixes six times in a row
Terror at Arkham x3
??? consolidation of resources
Sacrificing spells
Two players left
One more roll
We send the beast back to hell
Scared to die but I yell
Terror at Arkham x8"
My kids are in a really bad mood,"and that means I am too It's
really really hot in here Can't
have the fans on or else I disapp
Yeah Oh
no no no no no no no no
no no no no no no no no
no I lift my phone on top of
the car no this isn't going where you
think it is I drove and then I
close and then I close and then I
close the trunk but the phone slipped between
the space between where the trunk closes in
the car and I heard a crunch and
a phone and the phone and the phone
crack a crack to be crack in the
phone and the phone and the phone crackity
crack crack cracked in the phone and the
phone and the phone crackity crack crack and
telephone telephone telephone crack and crack Now
I gotta go to the Apple
store tomorrow Got
a lot of things to do tomorrow My
kids are in a bad mood that means
that I am too Just
feeling hot in here Can't
have a band song"
Spotify pays half a cent,"If your whole following hits play
That’s one hundred fifty two bucks
Which I’m sorry to say isn’t that much
Given the the ID
And the culture of web3
That noun is like to sell
For 69.69eth
That’s roughly 1000 times
What a streaming platform would pay
That might not be a fair price
But is that a fair ask for one track?
Book value vs meme value
Condensed into
single tweet
And he don’t
Even seem to know
What any of this means"
Every flat galaxy,"Rotates once every billion years
The sun isn’t standing still
It’s zooming through space
and so are we
I can’t get over time
It doesn’t make sense how it works
Stephen Hawking died
Here on the birthday of einstein
every day around 1
All my energy is totally drained
That’s when I need a nap
But i need to get things done
Think one billion years
IT seems likely we’ll be gone
By the time our galaxy rotates
Everyone that ever lived will be somewhere
else entirely"
the time has come for action it's time,"now to let go of all your fear
all your doubt that keeps you yawning that
keeps you trapped apathetic sneer you may think
you know it all you may think that
you're above it but given half the chance
i know you'd come to love it cause
it's cool to care shave off that ironic
mustache and let your soul be laid bare
for once be real and honest speak truth,
declare spend less time on your hair cause
it's cool to care when you look all
around at what's happening you can roll your
eyes and say it's not for you you
can make some cutting comment tearing down those
that don't just speak but do you can
let your irony act like a shield for
your heart so that nothing real gets through
and then you'll never be broken apart cause
it's cool to care shave off that ironic
mustache and let your soul be laid bare
for once be real and honest speak truth,
declare spend less time on your hair cause
it's cool to care off on the brooklyn
bridge they're marching if you listen close you
can hear it from williamsburg their demands are
multitudinous and overarching don't you want to feel
that to finally be heard? jump back on
your fixie start riding and strike a hip
ol pose remain nihilistic cordoned off fenced in
and enclosed and when you finally see that
it's do or be done on it may
already be too late and the world you
could have saved is gone"
When you've made the,"Choice to call me beta
I think that you must be really insecure
Otherwise what would you even say that for
If you’re comfortable
With the man you are
You don’t gotta wear it
Like a gold star
You don’t gotta tell everyone all about it
No one you know would have any reason to doubt it
If you’re comfortable
Everyone will know
You get comfortable
By letting go
Of all the macho bullshit you’ve been sold
There’s nothing you got to build up or withhold
The truth is
You already know
The fact of it’s
Written in your soul
But you feel like you’ve been cheated and left behind
But everybody feels that way sometimes
Now, I’m not saying
That I haven’t got
Issues and things
I’ve gotta work on
So take what I say for what it’s worth
Which to you might be less than a pile of dirt
I try to be better
So when I die
I look back and
I’m satisfied
Or at least as close as I can be
And the only one I hold responsible is me"
I planted a flower,"Next to a tree
And then the elves
Spoke to me
You’re burning the planet
You’re ruining it
We’ve had enough
Of your bullshit
I threw the elves
Into the lake
And I yelled
Please give me a break
Whoo oooo
You’re cursed!"
Forte on Forte,"and Forts
- Another
seminar from the Boredom
Institute comes bring you rest, this one covers
the ability to lose rapport in order to
gain rapport. Also
Scooter would spell it repoire. Welcome
to the boredom institute Where
you learn that you have got to lose
Rapport if you would like to gain Rapport
with the puddles in the rain Welcome
to the boredom institute Where
you learn just what is inside of you
Where you find out just what you are
made of Bits
of string and 1s and 0s data If
you’re bored I’ll
be your bore friend I live In
your imagination Welcome
to the boredom institute Where
you are me and I am you Where
the skin we shed gathers on the ground
And the sound makes patterns all around Welcome
to the boredom institute Where
you learn that you have got to lose
Rapport if you would like to gain Rapport
with the puddles in the rain"
Who’s that man,"Standin there
By the door
Looking sharp
He’s keeping you
inside his cage
he won’t let you
explore the world
But you don’t
Have to obey
free will
is yours to take
is yours to leave
with the man
standing there
by the door
Who’s that man
standing there
big bucket
in his hand
gonna take
it out on you
gonna leave
it all in you
he’s got a fire
he’s got a flame
he’s sick of you
this ain’t a game
but you don’t
have to obey
the world’s yours
to explore"
From launch to merge in just 6 days,"The Kiln test merge is underway
Rinkeby and Ropsten next
The real deal sooner than you expect
Little bird, little bird have you heard
We’re getting ready for the great big merge
Little bird, little bird, tell your friends
One chain starts where the other chain ends
Fire up the kiln and turn up the heat
When this kiln test merge is complete
The stakers and even the miners know
The sky is blue all systems go
All you degens and regens and dao folk too
This great big merge will impact you
So pay close attention to the widening door
As we go where no chain has gone before"
There’s a time and a place,"But please get that shilling out of my face
There’s a way you can shill
That doesn’t spread anger but instead good will
If I’m talking
About something
Don’t come and shill
If it’s not related
Don’t shoehorn
Your project
Into every single
Stupid conversation
I know that you’re proud
And that you want to shout your project out loud
I know how it feels
When it seems like your spending time just spinning your wheels
I promise
You got this
But with the shilling please
you gotta stop this
If it doesn’t work
Change tactics
Find the proper place
For that enthusiasm"
God is in the garden,"Well, well, well
Garden, ooooh
Well, well, well
God is in the garden x2
He ain’t going away
He ain’t going, ain’t going away
Well, well, well
Cain is in the field
Well, well, well
Field, ooooh
Well, well, well
Cain is in the field x2
He ain’t going away
He ain’t going, ain’t going away
Well, well, well
Sodom and Gomorrah
Well, well, well
Gomorrah, ooooh
Well, well, well
Sodom and Gomorrah x2
He ain’t going away
He ain’t going, ain’t going away
Well, well, well
Jacob and Rebekah
Well, well, well
Rebekah, ooooh
Well, well, well
Jacob and Rebekah x2
They ain’t going away
They ain’t going, ain’t going away
Well, well, well
Jesus on the cross
Well, well, well
Jesus, oooh
Well, well, well
Jesus on the cross x2
He ain’t going away
He ain’t going, ain’t going away
Well, well, well
Adam in the garden
Well, well, well
Eve, ooooh
Well, well, well
Adam in the garden x2
He ain’t going away
He ain’t going, ain’t going away"
Hello Brooklyn,"Beta It's
totally ok when you don't start on time
It's what we love about you When
things go wrong You
just take it in stride When
things go wrong tell a terrible awful joke
why did the cookie go to the doctor
cuz he felt crummy why don't seagulls live
by the bay cuz then they'd be bagels
Gerri Laybourne
Helped build Nickelodeon
She always kept the genders separated And
yes she did get slimed She
got lured by the dark side In
the middle of a a mid life crisis
and now she's got a new thing that
she's working on happy pickle hot dogs jump
around the screen happy pickle hot dogs jump
around the screen and I can't tell you
any more about what that means cuz their
in stealth mode happy pickle hot dogs ahooooo
happy pickle hot dogs Jodi
Leo Gets
lovey dovey very quickly She
wants to ban the word ""user"" from vocabulary
The users are her people And
she dates them Love
for whom you make With
you Fictive
kin Brooklyn
Beta David
Marquet was captain of a submarine And
now he goes around teaching people how to
lead He
had a misfit crew on a boat called
the Santa
Fe He
taught them and they taught him and together
they found a new way You
gotta move authority to the information, yeah You
gotta act your way to new thinking, yeah
If you don't know what the button does
Press it anyway, just kidding There
was not ""they"" on the Santa
Fe Tavi
from rookie mag Says
don't worry about the kids If
they're the kind of people that really want
to make stuff they will all she wants
to do is make someones day a little
big better Whether
it's with Tig
Nataro Or
a gigantic poop and adults try so hard
to sound like a big sister but they
end up sounding like a mom trying to
sound like a big sister"
The last questions are much more difficult Like,"you'll go person woman man camera tv Person
woman man camera tv Like
person woman man camera tv Person
woman man camera tv So
they say could you repeat that Yeah
So it's person woman man camera TV
Person woman and camera TV
Person woman And
camera TV
Okay that's very good If
you get it in order you get extra
points Points
Other questions And
then 10 minutes 15 20 minutes later the
first question not the first 10th question do
that again Person
woman man camera TV
You ever get it in order you get
extra points He
said nobody gets it in order It's
actually not that easy But
for me it was easy and that's not
an easy question In
other words they ask they give you five
minutes and you have to repeat them and
that's okay If
you repeat out of order it's okay but
you know it's not as good But
then when you go back about 20 25
minutes later tell you this Person
woman man camera TV
Person How
did you do it I do it because
I have like a good memory Because
I'm cognitively there Because
I'm cognitively there Because
I'm cognitively there Because
I'm cognitively there Because
I'm cognitively there Because
I'm cognitively there Because
I'm cognitively there"
Against the special interests For,"the common good Gathering
up all the news and opinon, It’s
a complicated world to be understood meeting point
for a progressive movement Tools
for change galore. There’s
just one place where you will find it
CommonDreams.org Common
dreams don’t come and go like the seasons
passing by us; Common
Dreams keep us alive with the hope that
they supply us CommonDreams.org
is all about changing the world for the
better So
send this song to all your friends and
get them to sign up for a newsletter"
Skin peeling off and organs left hanging,"But zombies deserve our respect
Judge not lest ye be judged
If I were a zombie, I’d want you to know me
Before you condem me to death
Zombies are people, just livingly challenged
Alivingly, without drawing breath
Zombie dance, yeah yeah x3
Come on take a chance, you don’t need to know the dance
Just do the zombie dance with me
Come and do the zombie, yeah yeah
Come and dance, yeah
Do the zombie dance, yeah yeah
Come on take a chance, you don’t even need pants
Come and do the zombie dance
capella now
Zombie dance, yeah yeah x3
Come on take a chance, you don’t even need your pants
Come and do the zombie dance with me
Zombie dance, yeah yeah x3
Come on take a chance, you don’t even need pants
Come and do the zombie dance with me"
She came from the ocean to teach us,"all a lesson she said oh what do
you know about anything She
said I know more than you do I
put it on with you too Inside
every bubble that I ever breath I said
that's all right for tonight we'll just let
it be let it be she put in
her pocket some kind of locket I put
on my shirt sleeve Some
kind of thing I could not believe could
not believe oh you know oh you know
what do you know Get
yourself something new get yourself something to right
away all of the pain get yourself another
step get yourself more strap throw down the
drain down the drain o in the coffee
shops and the bars you've already given away
way more than you can get back in
this life all the drugs and the money
and the food and the honey and the
babies gone to sleep oh yeah she came
from the ocean she's got this whole notion
about who I am and who I can
be"
"So it's Sunday,","the day after Mac
World and I decided to host a brunch
because I knew after Mac
World I'd
be really happy that that was all over
with, I didn't have to worry about it
anymore giving my talk and doing the performance.
So I'm
making brunch, we got waffles coming, there's more,
there's all the batter, we got these crazy
potato pancake like things, they're not exactly a
lot because they're Swiss,
there's like a German
name for them, a Swiss
German name that I learned about when I
was in New
Zealand and then I'm
also making down here these mushroom poppers which
are really delicious. Everything
is vegan obviously because I don't know if
you guys know I'm
vegan, these are almost done. I'm
also making tofu scramble with all of this
stuff. So
yeah, yum!"
She lost her boyfriend,"She lost her job
She lost her car
And everything seems horrible
But don’t give up
Don’t give up, Chrissy
Don’t give up
You’ll see that the world can be magical still
In this day and age
Just look inside of you
At your DNA and your atoms too
Everything adds up to one big giant magical playground
And you’re gonna play around
But only if you don’t give up, Chrissy
Don’t give up and you’ll see
That the world can be magical still
In this day and age
It’s true"
Of every single school in your town,"Looking for that one course you want
But in the mess of all that you’d drown
But there’s a better way to do it
To find the course, the course you are looking for
Courseopedia
The world of classes for you to explore
Just give it your zip code
And the kind of class you want
Courseopedia, go go
Come on and give it a shot
There’s a million different things that you want to learn
And I think you should
But if you can’t find the class you want
Then it’s not doing you any good
Courseopedia’s easy
Easy to use
Easy as 1, 2, 3
Courseopedia
And the best part is it’s free
And if you’re a teacher
Uploading your class is a snap
So get started
Come on, upload that class
Courseopedia x3
Yeah, yeah ,yeah"
There lives a little boy who’s not a boy at all,"Well, he’s a hippo with multiple personalities
hippo with multiple personalities
Won’t someone go and tell him
He’s not king of the jungle
Someone break the news
That he does not belong in that tree
But his mother had disowned him
He had a hard time making friends
Cuz he’s a hippo with multiple personalities
hippo with multiple personalities
Well most folks are afraid of him
They think he’s tres bizarre
But that all changes when the full moon rises
And he breaks out his guitar
And he plays!
And he plays!
And he plays!
And the whole jungle weeps
And the whole jungle weeps
He’s a hippo with multiple personalities
hippo with multiple personalities x4
Go, hippo, go! X4
hippo with multiple personalities x4"
This is why we’re fighting,"Want to get it in writing
So we’re clapping back
At the battle that he’s inciting
Screw it - let’s just do it.
Let’s sue the SEC
And make them prove it
Gary, please hear me
Your institution don’t scare me
We’ve had enough
Of your unjust busts
Comin’ after us unfairly
Gary, we’re through
Out of options to choose
It never ends
You attack my friends
And that’s why I’m suing you (ok?)"
Once I had a little friend He,"said he'd never come back again I was
looking for a Garfield
book He
told me just where to look I was
looking for a Garfield
book He
didn't know and he lied to me I
grew up on an old dirt road Look
left look right Then
you know my dog used to chase after
cars He
died in my arms I buried him in
the backyard Stones
in the hole And
then I cried Then
I cried I still miss him most days
Truth be told I never got over it
I got pictures of me and him I
look at them when I wanna feel something
Something Oh
yeah Oh
oh yeah Oh
yeah Look
left look right What
do you see People
just like you and me E
Just trying to do their best every day
without any rest Time
goes fast time goes slow Turn
on turn on the radio Oh
oh Make
plans for the future now but don't be
surprised and they don't work out Make
plans for the future right now but don't
be surprised when they don't work out You
know what they say about garden plants He's
got other things in hand man Oh
oh oh no"
Where is your basket,"Where are your eggs
Who’s in the casket
Between your legs
What did you leave behind
What did you take
Did they put you on trial
Did you get a fair shake
Can you really tell me
That you put up a fight
Did you feel resilient
Did you feel so slight
Can you really tell me
That you feel no guilt
That there’s no regret
Woven into your quilt
Did it get out hand
Did you pay out of pocket
Did you do therapy with
The electrical socket
Are you out of ideas
Are you running on empty
Did you see that i’m sitting
Right where you left me"
We now return to our regularly scheduled program,"I hope you enjoy the song from the program
They call song
And nuns
They call song nuts
They call song
I hope that you'll listen to the episode
I'm really proud of them
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah"
It's 28 degrees Daylight,"savings is coming I thought the park would
be peaceful but it's quite loud I feel
like I'm
running on all kinds of empty Got
nothing inside me that's why I'm
sitting outside in the cold there's frost on
the ground the world resembles how I feel
on the inside I'm
ready for the cold Ready
for the snow Keep
me safe and warm inside and Legos
Every day I walk here Every
day I step just Just
a little bit closer to death so I'm
ready for the cold to come and bring
me home to match the way I feel
on the inside Only
inside"
Quantum decoupling transition in a one dimensional fishbok,"resonant superfluid Quantum
decoupling that transition on in a one dimensional
fishbox resonant superfluid We
study a one dimensional gas of fermionic atoms
interacting via an S
with molecular fishbox resonance and at low energies
the system is characterized by two Joseph
sun coupled liquids corresponding to pared atomic and
molecular superfluid Quantum
decoupling transition in a one dimensional Fech
Spock resonant superfluid we show that in contrast
the higher dimensions the system exhibits a quantum
phase transition from a phase in which the
two superfluids are locked together to one and
which is low energy quantum fluctuations oppress the
fetch spark present resonance Josephson
coupling effectively decoupling the molecular atomic superfluids Oh
yeah Quantum
decoupling transition in a one dimensional fishbox resonant
superfluous experimental signatures of this quantum transition include
the appearance of an out of phase gapless
mode in addition to the standard gappas in
phase mode in the spectrum of the decoupled
superfluid phase and a discontinuous change in the
molecular momentum distribution function Yeah
yes Quantum
decoupling transition on in a one dimensional flashback
resonance superfluid quantum decoupling super fluid"
Michael Jackson and minions,"No ending, no beginning
Michael Jackson and minions
No death, no living
Michael Jackson and minions
No taking, no given
Michael Jackson and minions
No bread, no oven
Michael Jackson and minions
Let go now , no clingin
Michael Jackson and minions
No speaking, no singin"
(Lalalalalala Lalalalalala,"Lalalalalala Lalalala
la la) I can't speak any other language
Than the one I'm
speaking now I wish I could, but I
can't I'm
such an American
cow Mandarin,
Cantonese, Japanese,
Taiwanese German,
French, and Thai
HTML, CSS,
notes on a page, I'm
a mess And
it's not because I don't try My
mind just doesn't work that way But
I hope it does someday I hope I
can understand every word you say Hey!
Let's just hug instead Let's
rub both of our heads together until we
feel the spark Speaking
electricity (Lalalalalalala) Yeah
(Lalalalalalala) Yeah
(sparksparksparksparksparksparkspark) Yeah
(Lalalala la la) In
every other country, everybody knows At
least another language, oh yeah Four
years of French,
four years of Spanish
I don't remember any of it, yeah (Lalalalalalala)
Yeah (Lalalalalalala) Yeah
(sparksparksparksparksparksparkspark) Oh
yeah (Lalalala la la) God
knocked down The
Tower of Babel
That was quite an asshole move Ok,
ok, it's just a parable But
what exactly does it prove? Once
upon a time, we were one Then
suddenly: division Like
atoms split explode And
so here I sit Feeling
inadequate 'Cause I don't speak Morse
code My
mind just doesn't work that way But
I hope it does someday I hope I
can understand every word you say Hey!
Let's just hug instead Let's
see what's in our heads, with rubbin' together
and all of that Electricity
(sparksparksparksparksparksparkspark) Yeah
(sparksparksparksparksparksparkspark) Yeah
(sparksparksparksparksparksparkspark) Yeah
(sparksparksparksparkspark spark spark) Oh
yeah"
How can you move on?,"If I still remember you?
If the sunlight on your porch shines
The same way it always did
When you left, are you stuck?
Tween this world and the next
Do they let you play the drums
Do they give you breakfast?
How can you move on?
When your stuffs all still here
When you left without your gong
And all your statues
The islands still the same
Life just rolls along
Caught up in a whirlpool
How can you move on?
How can you move on?
If we always say your name?
If we’re looking in the sea
Out there for your remains
Snow in the graveyard
Salt in the big sea
I know you’re laughing so hard
Two souls mixing"
Little by little changing everyday by degrees Slowly,"melting towards who I want to be Can
I get where I’m
Going fast enough To
give you everything you need from me Every
single place I've
left I never said goodbye And
I never notice I'm
sad until I start to cry I never
knew who I was Until
I moved on And
then I asked the question and always got
a reply The
only thing I want is to feel safe
You can see my big decisions in the
lines upon my face See
what I have brought upon myself, upon myself
There's no rhyme or reason, I long since
cast those spells Little
by little the moon falls towards the earth
Time goes straight and space is stretched and
curved Which
way moving on Point
me home I gotta make room for the
good days to occur So
turn the radio up and set your phasers
to stun And
embrace the fact that you can't please everyone
The streets are crowded And
I’ve got no map But
I hope I look back and am proud
of what I’ve
done The
only thing I want is to feel safe
You can see my big decisions in the
lines upon my face See
what I have brought upon myself, upon myself
There's no rhyme or reason, I long since
cast those spells Little
by little untangling a mystery I can’t turn
back now cuz I am into deep When
I'm an old man Who
doesn’t remember you Will
you help clear my mind of all debris"
We see right through you,"Nunes
As clear as vodka
Siberian ice
S de a leta
Don’t got to tell you twice"
I’m looking down on London,"From a lonely little hotel room
I slept like a rock last night
Like a vampire in a tomb
I am made of me
And you are made of you
We all do the things
We’ve been made to do
I’m looking down on London
As night comes falling down
London churches standing proud
London bridges all around
Can I defeat myself
In this chicken game I’m playing
Can I remember the words
I’m supposed to be saying
I’m looking down on London
And it’s looking up at me
Ancient streets suggesting old
Ways that I might be
If the whole world collapses
What becomes of us
Laboring in the killing fields
Memories turned to dust"
how many songs about bombs,"Will i write before it’s over
i’ve written so many songs about bombs
murdering, dying exploding
there’s a real disconnect
between going out for ice cream with my family
And the real terror murdering
that’s being carried out in our name
We can march and we can protest
And vote them out of office
But no matter who is president
They always seem to want to do this
It’s almost like there’s something else
Like we don’t see all the pieces
Not in a conspiracy kind of way
Just in all the complicated global politics that are at play
But every time
Every single time
I say no
I stand against this
I write a song
It’s not enough
But I just need to say
That I’m i’m against it
Alarm"
Come on find yourself,"On the bright side of the road
Everybody’s welcome
Except cops, don’t you know
We are showing we don’t need em
Their precinct overthrown
No cops will kill
At the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
We got hand sanitizer
We got snacks and kebabs
We home made riot shields
With pink umbrellas
If you’re coming to fuck shit up
Then buddy just stay home
We are here to build
At the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
We got music, we got movies
And free housing too
You take care of me
And I’ll take care of you
Local business is on our side
No we are not alone
It’s a dream fulfilled
At the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
So if you’re tired of the rat race
Of being sold and bought
Tired of all
Capitalism has wrought
Come and see another way
This place could be your home
Come help to build
The Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone"
Gotta write this one quick,"While the daylight fades
See the shadows shrinking down
They’re going back in their cage
The leaves are silent
And the frogs are making noise
I would stop if I could
But I don’t have a choice
I don’t have a choice
This has been the summer
Of taking you to see
All the ones that love you most
Your distant family
Every type of locomotion
I guess except for boat
Maybe we’ll do that next year
Down a river we will go
Down a river we will go
I’m giving a talk
In Portland next month
It’s all that I can think about
It makes my heart go thump
I want to get it right
Last night I had nightmares
I want to say something profound
But I’m scared it’s just not there
I’m scared it’s just not there
I like coming here
Because it’s slower than the city
Driving by Manhattan I think
Damn this place is pretty
Made made and nature made
They’ve each got their own style
It’s good to have one
Instead of the other once in a while
Once in a while
Now the light is going
So I’m writing as fast as I can
All these thoughts swimming in my head
I can’t formulate a plan
I try to surrender
But I just want to hold on
I have one good idea
And then the ideas gone
And then the ideas gone"
Jeb Bush,"smokes some weed 40 years ago I smoked
marijuana Marijuana
Marijuana marijuana I'm
sure that other people might have done it
may not want to say it but 40
years ago I smoked marijuana Say
it I'm
sure that other people might have done it
may not want to say it in front
of 25 million people say it My
mom's not happy that I just did Marijuana
Marijuana Marijuana
That's true As
it relates to my brother there's one thing
I know for sure he kept us safe
Marijuana Marijuana
Marijuana Marijuana
Marijuana Marijuana
Marijuana That's
true Marijuana
Marijuana Marijuana
Marijuana Marijuana
Marijuana Marijuana
That's true Very
high energy Donald
Very very very very very high energy Donald
That's true Very
high energy Donald
Very very very very donald Donald
Donald Marijuana
Very marijuana That's
true Very
mari"
You see me writing a song everyday,"Always my shirt’s same color
What’s up with that guy I hear you say
Why’s he only have one shirt?
Does he have any others?
All my shirts are purple"
I think if we're going to force,"Americans to make these radical changes they're not going to go along
Throw your hands up
But
Throw your hands up
But new what
What
Throw your hands up
But
Throw your hands up
But new
What
I wrote the damn bill
You don't know that second
I wrote the damn bill
But new up when
I wrote the damn bill
You don't know that second
I wrote the damn bill
But new up when
I wrote the damn bill
I don't understand
I wrote the damn bill
Why anybody goes to all the trouble
I wrote the damn bill
Of running for president of the
United
States
I wrote the damn bill
Just to talk about what we really can't do and shouldn't fight
Throw your hands up
But new
Hut
Throw your hands up but new
Hut
Throw your hands up but new
Hut
Throw your hands up but new
Hut
Throw your hands up but new
Throw your hands up
But new what
Throw your hands up
But new
Throw your hands up but new hut
Uh
I'm in the wrong primary
I should be running as a
Republican"
You mammering onion-eyed strumpet,"You dissembling fool-born lout
You paunchy elf-skinned codpiece
You errant swag bellied scut
You warped tardy galled minnow
You reeky sheep biting puttock
You wayward ill nurtured boar pig
You gorbellied dog hearted mammet
You cockered common kissing bugbear
You droning fat kidneyed flap dragon
You pribbling idle headed fustilarian
You goatish crook pated coxcomb
You yeasty shard borne maggot pit
You spleeny boil brained clot pole
You mangled full gorged gudgeon
You villainous hell hated flax wench
If it's not too much trouble
And I know it's not your fault
But we've just ran out of pepper
And could you please pass the salt"
Pizza is the best," (pizza is the best!)
We've been truly blessed
(We've been truly blessed)
By cheese and tomato sauce
(By cheese and tomato sauce)
Let us pray to the pizza gods
(Let us pray to the pizza gods) D
Oh pizza gods
We will free your cheesy sons
From their corrugated prisons
We will burn our tongues for you
We will burn all of our tongues for you
We will burn all of our tongues for
Pizza you're my favorite food like turtles in the sewer
I could eat you everyday for breakfast lunch and dinner
You promise me eternity with your perfect circle
I'll never touch you with a fork, I'll always use my fingers
Oh pizza gods
We sing this simple truth:
Bad pizza is still better
Than any other food
Oh pizza gods
We will free your cheesy sons
From their corrugated prisons
We will burn our tongues for you
We will burn all of our tongues for you
We will burn all of our tongues for
Raphaele Esposito invented modern pizza
In 1889 at his tavern in naples
The Italian King Umberto and Queen Margherita
Loved his pizza dish so much that it became a staple
Pizza is the best
We've been truly blessed
By cheese and tomato sauce
Let us pray to the pizza gods"
Moloch is coming to get you,"Biding his time til you least expect it
He’s a demon
He’s a billion feet tall
Thrives on bad vibes
And eats chaos
For breakfast
He don’t regular meals though
He drops hate and won’t stop until he leaves no trace
It’s just the rat race
But there’s one way to punch the demon in his dumb face
50 million dollars to public goods
(That’s Gitcoin, oh that’s Gitcoin)
So many projects you know and love
(Got their start on Gitcoin)
270k
(unique supporters)
They do it the quadtratic way
(Funding, giving without borders)
Moloch, he’s a helluva beast
Don’t look to the business man
Or high priest
He’s wily
Loves capitalism
Loves the clang and the bang and the battle it gives him
Strength
All opposing forces
Fear and doubt
Acrimonious divorces
Coordination is the kryptonite
So give to gitcoin all day and all night like"
She was a very smart puppet,"Who knew there must be more
To life than dying in the puppet wars
And so she built a beanstalk to the moon
And built a whole new life among the blue
Self Propelled Marionette
She can give as good as she get
Hardware software dry and wet
Self Propelled Marionette
First the giants came and then the geese
And then the pink flamingo dream police
They started out as enemies but then
One by one she turned them into friends"
All my time goes flying by,"All my whines turn into cries
I’m so cold and I’m so hot
Give my job to a robot
Leaving things in the street
Brain on fire and incomplete
Hold me close i’m so annoyed
Give my job to an android
Dumping grounds come alive
Give the sky a sideways smile
Getting better or getting by
Give my job to the AI"
Wherever there are humans,"Doing their best to build
Moloch will be hiding
He can’t be killed
He spreads distrust disorder
Isolation and discord
But humans make tools that can be used
In this never ending war
Cuz we are fighting for humanity
Moloch’s closing in
We lay down all the ground work
For coordination
Wherever hearts are greedy
And people fail to share
Look closely and you will see
Moloch hiding there
Decentralized, immutable
And persistent too
When we coordinate
There’s nothing we can’t do
Can you hear the gears a turning
The system is online
Moloch’s on the run now
And we’ve only begun to fight"
harry's parents would still be alive,"if voldemort had wanted it to be neville
it would have been his parents that died
and neville would have the protection of love
growing up famous with this grandmother
and harry would be just a normal boy
they would switch roles with on another
now i'm not saying harry would be neville
but neville would be the chosen one
neville's name in the goblet of fire
as voldemort was trying to get the job done
maybe herbology would still be his thing
and maybe he'd still be a little awkward
but i think he'd have more confidence
even if he was still a great big nerd
one little step in the other direction
one little change in voldemort's selection
neville woulda had that lightening scar
neville would fought in the old graveyard
neville could have been best friends with ron
could have married ginny coulda destroyed tom
riddle's diary in the chamber of secrets
there'd be no one else, he would be it"
Roy Moore is a pedophile,"Piece of shit
pedophile
Roy Moore is a pedophile
oh oh oh oh oh
Look in the mirror
GOP
This who you’ve become
Defending a pedophile
oh oh oh oh oh oh
Roy Moore is a pedophile
Piece of shit
pedophile
Roy Moore is a pedophile
oh oh oh oh oh 0"
Starlee Kine,"Probably shops at Trader Joes
Roman Mars
Probably shops at Trader Joes
Craig Maizen probably shops at Trader Joes
David Plotz probably shops at Trader Joes
The podcast hosts are all on board
So come on TJs what’s the word"
I got to go to the damn post office,"Gotta pick up a package there
I gotta run a bunch of errands
But I don't care
And this one’s for my fallen heroes
Friends that couldn't stay Hominid
They died because they thought no one loved them
But I did
I still dooooooooo….
I still dooooooooo….
I wasting the life I was given?
What’s the point of it anyway?
Should I mourn the fact that I'll never know
Or celebrate?
God must have a sense of humor
I bet he laughs when he farts
And if love is the answer to all my questions
I love with all my heart
Yes I dooooooooo….
Yes I dooooooooo….
I got to go to the damn post office
Gotta pick up a package there
Gotta run a bunch of errands
But I don't…"
time melts like salvador dali predicted,"particles that travel faster than the speed of light
and so einstein was wrong
no solid ground for us to stand upon
i will fade
when i die
and so will you
it's only time
it's only time
the universes bodily function's
it can't control
stars blow up and fall
black holes suck up everything that gets too close
matter decomposes models strike their poses
atoms dance and jiggle babies crawl and wiggle
there's no such thing as objectively
one universe's impenetrable is another's leaking
you can't define a world by science alone
we'll never know enough to outweigh all the unknown
life brings order to all this randomness
my brain sees patterns that don't exist
i eat a bagel every single day
is this something that's just in my DNA"
I love my kids more than anything,"Bu god damn they’re driving me
Totally and completely insane
Sometimes I want to throw them in the lake
When they make demands
Won’t wash their hands
Scream and fight and
Won’t sleep at night
Wake up up at 5
I just want to die oh god
They’re little monsters
Beautiful and charming little monsters
Full of feelings so big they can’t contain
All those feelings in their little growing brains
So I love my kids more than anything
But oh no there’s nowhere to go
Come save my wife and I before we explode
Sometimes I want to jump right off the roof
And float away
Into outer space
Hitch a ride
On an asteroid
Where no kids are yelling
All the time
And my wife and I
Could just breathe a sigh"
Spooky season,"Scary season
Don’t need a reason
To be bleak
It’s getting colder
Push the boulder
I’m getting older
losing streak
But I can’t concentrate
Cuz I feel the weight
Of what they’re doing
In the name of Jews
And I’m a thundering hole
About the money I owe
I got no place to go
But through
Meanwhile
My eldest child
Doesn’t want to
Dress up at all
My middle one
Has planned a fun
Huge party
She’s gonna have a ball"
Fanny packs are really great,"Just strap it right on around your waste
Don’t need to worry about a bag
Everything you need in a fanny pack
Fanny packs are pretty sweet
When you got crocs upon your feet
Crocs no socks and a fanny pack
You’re gonna start fires looking like that
Fanny pack, fanny pack it’s a glorious thing
Fanny pack fanny pack
Fanny pack, fanny pack in your honor we sing
Fanny pack fanny pack
I keep a mask in my fanny pack
And all my money and stuff like that
I carry around an EPI pen
Just in case I get stung again
And if you’re a mom or you’re a dad
100% need a fanny pack
If it’s big enough you can keep snacks
And knick knacks in your fanny pack
If you’re British you might laugh
When you hear the phrase fanny pack
You might call this a bumbag
And you know what? I quite like that
Whatever you call it, wherever you live
The moral of this story is
I’m laying my foot down, planting my flag
It’s all about fanny packs"
Phil is a failed skydiver,"Into bears sometimes he runs
Ben is always traveling
An occasional beach bum
Phil talks a lot
Ben doesn't talk at all
It's the PHP Town Hall
Random guests
Alcohol
PHP
Town Hall
Ben created Ion Auth
He's a comic book fanatic
Phil made PyroCMS
and he's probably in a kayak
Phil talks a lot
Ben doesn't talk at all
It's the PHP Town Hall"
Her ship is sailing and there’s room for,"one more I think I ought to go
So I’m
packing my bags I’m
planning my route Gonna
hitch a ride down to Guadalupe
Saying, oh baby, mmm, mm, oh yeah now
My baby’s down in the Caribbean
swimming in the sea I get depressed when
I’m falling asleep and she’s not next to
me So
look out, babe I’m
coming your way Forget
about tomorrow cuz I’m
leaving today Singing,
I’ll be reunited with my baby Snorkels
and suntan lotion Little
red shorts and a summer dress And
the lazy days by the ocean I miss
her so much that it hurts me I
can feel it down in my soul I
can’t stand it anymore so I’ll
be on the first plane Here
I go"
Six and a half hours on the train,"the last thing I wanted to do Is
use my brain to write a song Looking
out the window at everybody across the way
I see a guy tucking in his shirt
I see a woman down in the kitchen
what are they thinking What
are they doing What
am I doing here Six
and a half hours on a train the
last thing I wanna do is explain what
I'm doing here what I'm
thinking about and I'm
watching the woman in the kitchen now she's
walking away Am
Am I being a creepy I think so
I think so Whoa
They can see me and I can see
them in another life maybe we will be
friends now there's someone else in the kitchen
too But
I can't see them oh boo What
are they doing What
am I doing What
are they doing What
am I doing Well
everybody's there just doing their jobs I'm
in this hotel room to do my job
Six and a half hours on the train
and now I gotta rest my tired old
Tired old brain"
Come on come on,"Caucus for Bernie
Come on come on
Caucus right now
We can win just on enthusiasm
We’ll only win if you turn out
Come on come on
Students and nurses
Come on come on
Caucus right now
I know that it’s going to be cold
But the whole country needs your help
Come on come on
Caucus for Bernie
Come on come on
Do it and let’s show them what it’s all about
I’m sitting here 1000 miles away
I’m singing this song just so I can say
I believe in you I believe in the fight
I believe that Bernie will try to make it right
Come on come on
Caucus for Bernie
Come on come on
Caucus right now
We can win just on enthusiasm
We’ll only win if you turn out"
The action on this guitar is really hard,"to play and for some unknown reason I
decided to play it today and it won't
stay in tune and I don't know what
to do about it About
it about it The
action on this guitar is really really high
All that means is that the strings are
off the fretboard in a way that doesn't
fly so so out of tune But
I guess it sounds kind of nice in
a folky kind of way I haven't played
this guitar since many a day Many
a song a day long ago long lost
on the day long ago The
action on this guitar is like pushing down
on a push pin that hurts And
if I don't stop stop this song pretty
soon I think my arthritis will get worse
What am I saying Don't
have arthritis But
I'm making a song up as I go
along so I think the time has come
to just say"
I got new glasses,"What do you think
They hurt my face just like all glasses do
But when
I take them all
I can't see anything
I can't see me and
I can't see you"
Who is your boss,"And what's the cost
Of having someone
Who can tell you what to do
Why don't you take a hike
Or ride your bike
The wrong way on the interstate
Your fate is up to you
Don't let the world own you
In your body you have grown you
Have all the traction
To be reacting
In exactly just the way you want
So do it, just do it, don't think think
Do it
Once in a while
Walk down the isle
In the supermarket
And rename all the food
This will put things in
perspective thin
Ly outlining the power
You have to shape your kung fu
Don't let the world own you
In your body you have grown you
Have all the traction
To be reacting
In exactly just the way you want
So do it, just do it, don't think think
Do it"
I don't wanna write I wanna write I,"don't wanna write my song don't wanna write
I wanna write my song don't wanna write
don't wanna write don't wanna write my song
don't wanna write I don't wanna write my
song I don't wanna don't wanna don't wanna
don't wanna don't wanna wanna wanna write my
song don't wanna write my song don't wanna
write my song don't wa"
Night is cool the moon is full the sky's full of chemtrails,"Feel the pull walking the kid
I'm singing my song
I'm making it up as
I go along they call this hour magic and soul
I'm reaching way deep down into my soul
My song pretty much last thing so that's why
I'm
Snapchatting and singing this freaks you out
Don't be scared
It's still me under there"
Hey they'll take your health care away And,"they'll laugh while they say you're gonna die
Hey my senator voted today to keep prescription
drugs much more expensive O
He's bought and sold by the pharmaceutical ho
Oh like Martin
Scarelli that jerk His
dollars work on senators like my two senators
from New
Jersey I can't believe it's happening I can't
believe it's really happen I can't believe it's
happening I can't believe that it's really happening
happening Hey
they're taking your health care away They've
got nothing to replace it with They're
just taking it away Maybe
if you're lucky they'll give you a savings
account like you got a lot of money
to save anyway It's
just so so ridiculous and sad and depressing
and I'm
done Sing
about it now"
⁃	You Can Never Go Home Again,"When the wind whips round
And your heart begins to pound
There’s snow in all directions
And you’re just trying to make connections
You’re knocking on the door
You don’t live there anymore
The differences are stark and
It’s a different dog that’s barking
Can you let it go?
Let it just drift into the snow?
Let your heart out of it’s cages
Live with all the changes
Can you put yourself back
Together when you’re outta whack?
When your insides are reflecting
The wind from all directions
You can’t remember how
To find your way around
The roads will try to kill you
You’ve lost all of the skill you
Were bred with from the start
Just put the horse before the cart
Just one wheel at a time
Just keep this in mind that you"
Every time,"You repeat a lie
Even to
Refute it
The lie becomes
More powerful
So be careful how
You do it
He says it once
Or twice or three
And it ricochets through the stratosphere
Say what’s true
Not his claim
And the truth will remain much clearer
The rich have
Been getting richer
And now the flood gates are open
It’s the rich against
The rest of us
That’s the lines we should be drawn’
The rich will try
To divide us up
It’s up to us to come together
Unionize
And organize
That’s what’s always worked forever
TRUMP’s LIE:"
I only slept for three hours last night,"Couldn't stop thinking about the fight I don't
even know what that means but I want
to I don't remember ever feeling this way
I'm not Not
sure how we make it through today I
want to find the Silver
Line but it's not there What's
the right thing to do Where
do I spend my time It's
up to me and you to organize How
do I make sure that I don't fall
back into the darkness When
the deck is so stag I don't want
to adapt to this new reality I hope
this rumble in the only gets louder from
here on in I don't quite know the
direction but it's there What's
the right thing to do Where
do I spend my time It's
up to me and you to organize Eyes"
I had a bad dream,"You were there leaving me
I was falling down a well
I couldn’t see and couldn’t breathe
And the motors of the go karts
Just kept puttering
And I was never catching up to you
And the voices all around me
Just kept muttering
That’s what you get for being you
I had a good dream
You were right beside me
Storm clouds overhead
But we lived in safety
The tires were on fire
And the wolves were howling
The ants were running out of food
And the voices all around me
They were all shouting
That’s what you get for being you"
Riding my bike through the swamp,"Two wheels just ain’t enough
And Gordon the Gecko says
Greed is good
But I don’t know if I believe him
Riding my bike through the swamp
The TV is always on
There once was a man
Who said this land is your land
But I don’t know if I believe him
I was so much older then
I knew the score
But I don’t know
What I believe
Anymore
Riding my bike through the swamp
Can’t get this thing to stop
Want to smell the roses
I got some advice from Moses
But I’m not sure if I believe him
Riding my bike through the swamp
It’s a rat race to the top
And I don’t mean to be a snob
He says there’s just one god
But I don’t know if I believe him"
It’s so much harder,"Than you thought it would be
You saw the black guy do it
Though oh this will be easy
But you’ve failed at everything
In your entire life
And this is no different
Except for the lie
Except that every time you failed before
You called it a win
And since you’re white and rich
You could just keep goin’
Bankrupt in the 90s
Bailed out by the banks
You were too big to fail
I hope you said thanks
But now you will go down
As the worst president
I don’t think we knew
Just how bad it could get
You’ve set the bar low
Not sure it could go lower
We could just replace you
With a rusty lawn mower
We could just replace you
With a diaper full of poop
single celled amoeba
Would be more effective than you
It’s much harder
Than you thought it would be
So quit, you dumb clown
And please leave the country"
There’s a seedy underbelly,"Pants and coming off, dentures flying everywhere
Fixodent mixed with KY Jelly
I know it can be hard to understand it
Geriatrics in drag
You really got to hand it to them
Geriatrics in drag x5"
Strike and strike and strike and strike and,"strike the ground I hear a sound of
strike and strike and strike and strike and
strike the ground I hear a sound From
Africa right now Africa
right now Africa
right now From
Africa right now they're coming here from South
America Angelic
forces Angelic
reinforcement and strike and strike and strike and
strike and strike the ground I hear a
sound of strike and strike Strike
and strike and strike and strike the ground
I hear a sound"
manufactured,"by a wizard
13 years old
pink sky
ever darker
his magic marker
behold
mistrial
hungry lawyers
quaint annoyers
he is set free
countdown
and a race run
to oblivion
we cease to be
late is
the hour
the power
grows and grows
awesome
and frightening
drifting
where no one goes"
I am stuck,"between 2 worlds
or more
sometimes it can be hard to tell
hot and cold
serious and funny
dry and itchy or nose is runny
i am stuck
and should i remain
it's such a pain
to rearrange
so i remain
between 2 worlds
welcome in neither
just being myself"
One whole side of my face is numb,"And I'm so goddamn hungry
As the numbness starts to fade away
There's a dull ache in my teeth
I better take some Vicodin
Ohhhh
I better take some Vicodin
Ohhhh
Root canal
I got a root canal
Root canal
I got a root canal
Root canal
I got a root canal
Root canal
I got a root canal
Root canal
I got a root canal
Root canal
I got a root canal
All I have to say is:
Thank God For Nitrous"
Otter Things,"Finale E13
Going give you the sleep you need, all
will be well indeed. Our
visit to the swamp comes to a close
with friends and family taking care of one
another. Thanks
so much Emma
Otter. Take
care of your family and friends For
when the siren song ends You’ll
want to know you got home here in
the swamp Yeah
the otters and beavers too And
the ducks and the froggies are all looking
to you Hold
them tight and keep them close In
this hour of mighty ghosts We
got nothing to fear As
long as we are here Together
we won’t stop We
protect our swamp The
nature of life is a mystery But
nature is life and life could be So
easy if we hold it up Down
here in the swamp Outside
these walls the fires rage We
bend the knee to rapid change Time
to do what we do best No
we will not acquiesce"
I could have moved to New York after college,"That’s what all my friends did
Instead I drove west looking for adventure
Just a lost and lonely little kid
So I went 3000 miles away
But I wasn’t letting go
And those were some dark days
And so beautiful
I wasn’t ready to fight my battles
On my own terms
I needed the safety of always knowing
My mom and dad were there if things took a turn
I know someday my kids won’t need me
We are what they grow beyond
I know someday they’ll make that journey
Whatever rocky path they find themselves on"
They didn’t tell us your name,"Or your favorite color
We’ll never know
All The great things you could have discovered
The headlines all read
In the midst of Christmas joy
The world has been robbed
Of an 8 year old Guatemalan boy
You and I are complicit
It’s our tax dollars at work
I feel so helpless
Like so many times before
They didn’t show us your face
Sick and scared in pain
We’ll never know the man
That you could have been someday
The headlines all read
With every Christmas light deployed
The world has been robbed
Of an 8 year old Guatemalan boy
Supposedly this holiday
Is about taking strangers in
Giving them a place to stay
Where a miracle would begin
And in true American fashion
Like Jesus’ envoy
The world has been robbed
Of an 8 year old Guatemalan boy"
Memories,"So many years go by
Can it be
It all happened but you
Don’t know why
Facebook in the past
fleeting glimpse of who you were
And nothing ever lasts
Was it you, can you be sure?
And time cuts you off
From all those things you did
The feeling slips away
But the record lives
When you go back in time
There’s a feeling you find
On the screen, in your mind
Cut out the sadness
Cut out the bad days
And what you’re left with
Is love and always
Love and always
Ooooh ah ooh
Love and always
Ooooh ah ooh
Love and always
Ooooh ah ooh
Love and always
Tell me what you see
Tell me what you see
Tell me what you see
Tell me what you see
Tell me what you see
Tell me what you see
I was livin in L.A.
Barely getting by
She picked me up at a party
Said “baby you’re my guy”
I was laying in the grass
Talking on the telephone
I was living in the past
Alone and not alone
And she was making darts
And she made a perfect one
And that’s just how it starts
Underneath the summer sun
Underneath the summer sun
Underneath the summer sun
Underneath the summer sun
Underneath the summer
Underneath the summer sun
When you go back in time
There’s a feeling you find
On the screen, in your mind
Cut out the sadness
Cut out the bad days
And what you’re left with
Is love and always
Oooh oh ah ohh
Love and always
Oooh oh ah ohh
Love and always
Oooh oh ah ohh
Love and always
Oooh oh ah ohh
Love and always"
Coming off Anxiety,"Coming on to a different one now I
feel it pretty strongly in my head My
wife assures me that should stop any day
now Anxiety
Anxiety Anxiety
Okay bring it way down now Way
down I'm
reading this book Battle
Race of Aliens
that are coming towards Earth
No she might stop later They're
much more powerful than humans They're
called the Trians
They come from a triple system with three
suns How's
your sister Good
Yeah Which
is very destabilizing They
want to come to Earth
Hi cutie Hi
Cuz has one son and they're going to
take us over What
is she anticipating an achievement race Is
done Anxiety
Okay for us to go Baltimore
Baltimore Anxiety
Yeah So
she's going to my husband and Yeah
Yeah I wonder where you going You
see what's been happening down in Florida
with all the transgender bands They'll
put you in prison No
no no no No
using the bathroom They'll
put you in prison For
children The
care that they need They'll
take your kids away They'll
take your kids away Let's
run the sentence for you Anxiety
man Anxiety
man Coming
off my anxiety Let's
get hot It's
getting hotter now How
many 90 degrees 100 degrees are we going
to have to deal with anxiety Thank
you 5000 254 in the books Thanks
guys Thank
you"
the giants won,"the giants won
seemed pretty much impossible a couple months ago
but the giants won
the giants won
the giants won
i don't usually really care about sports
but the giants won
hey
hey
we're going to the super bowl
hey
hey
we're going to the super bowl
the giants won
it was a really close game
i thought i was gonna die
from a heart attack
but the giants won
they made the 49ers fumble
and my brain exploded with that field goal kick
and the giants won"
For so long Didn't,"know what I wanted Didn't
know what I wanted But
now I know Now
I do what I can and I do
What I do every day Gotta
figure out what you want You
gotta figure out how to get what you
want You
gotta figure out how to keep what you
got You
gotta figure out how to let go They
can take a picture of an electron They
can do that now, their cameras are fast
You can get what you want if you
know what you want And
you try really hard You
gotta figure out what you want You
gotta figure out how to get what you
want You
gotta figure out how to keep what you
got You
gotta figure out how to let go Life's
no riddle There
isn't an answer And
you won't feel dumb so just do your
best Love
not war Feel
your feelings And
dance when you can You
gotta figure out what you want You
gotta figure out how to get what you
want You
gotta figure out how to keep what you
got You
gotta figure out how to let go Strum
the guitar, bang on the drum Strum
on the drum and then bang on the
guitar Toot
the horn and pluck on the string and
toot on the pluck You
gotta figure out what you want You
gotta figure out how to get what you
want You
gotta figure out how to keep what you
got You
gotta figure out how to let go Nobody
knows what decisions mean In
the really concrete what it really means For
every decision there's infinite branches And
nobody knows But
you gotta figure out what you want You
gotta figure out how to get what you
want You
gotta figure out how to keep what you
got You
gotta figure out how to let go They
can capture anti matter now Little
bits of anti-Hydrogen And
wouldn't you know it's just like regular Hydrogen
You gotta figure out what you want You
gotta figure out how to get what you
want You
gotta figure out how to keep what you
got You
gotta figure out how to let go Someday
soon you will be me And
I will be her and she will be
you And
he will be it And
it will be them And
we’ll all be gone You
gotta figure out what you want You
gotta figure out how to get what you
want You
gotta figure out how to keep what you
got You
gotta figure out how to let go You
gotta figure out how to let go Gotta
figure out how to let go How
to let go"
You must rely on evidence,"Collected and analyzed
Test tubes filled with liquid
That rearranges before your eyes
There's a bad seed growing in the baseball field
There's a heart beating in the mud
There's a bomb falling from the atmosphere
And I'm hoping it's a dud
I'm hoping it won't just blow me up
And spread my ashes out
Up into a gust of wind
All over strewn about
Down in the valley where the sinners pray
Up on the mountaintop
In the hearts of those who can't get started
In the minds of those who can't stop
Do you see the way she's looking at you?
In the napalm races I am placing bets
My lucky streak is in effect
I've got too much on the line
Too much to protect
In the wake of the morning full of treetop screams
I will take another swig
Of the brew concocted by witches and thieves
Berries, potatoes and twigs
I dream of a place that's far away
I wake in the here and now
The far away place is sacred space
But I can't quite reach it somehow
The more I struggle the more I'm stuck
I'm stuck and I'm stubborn and soft
I just need to concentrate
But I can't turn it off"
I don't know how to break this deal,"Donald Trump
is very upset What
happened to her Very
upset I'm
watching the debate I don't know what his
relationship with women has been in his life
And she disappeared He
has discovered that women Where
did she go Where
did she go Women
I know where she went Go
to the bathroom It's
disgusting I don't want to talk about it
And it's been very upsetting It's
too disgusting Too
disgusting Don't
say it It's
disgusting Go
to the bathroom It's
disgusting I don't want to talk about it
It's been very upsetting It's
too disgusting Disgusting
Don't say it It's
disgusting Women
Go to the bathroom Don't
say it It's
disgusting Gotta
be honest with you Gotta
lay it out on the table I don't
want to talk about it I also went
to the bathroom It's
disgusting I don't want to talk about it
And it's been very upsetting It's
too disgusting Women
They're disgusting Don't
say it's disgusting Go
to the bathroom It's
disgusting I don't want to talk about it
And it's been very upsetting Women
Disgusting They're
disgusting Don't
say it's disgusting He
must have a very unusual relationship with women"
What do you do with your days,"Watching tv and tweeting mad
Eating ketchup and mayonnaise
the minutes of your life beating bad
the minutes of your life beating bad
you didn’t think that you could be here
not in a thousand million years
trying to make the best of it
by making life miserable
as terrible as you feel
eat mcdonald’s and take a nap
wake up and take a crap
time to meet with some poor soul
who’s got to deal with your mouth hole
you didn’t think that you could be here
not in a thousand million years
trying to make the best of it
by making life miserable
as terrible as you feel"
Crooked teeth: check Receding,"hairline check, Skinny
fat check, Shitty
facial bone structure check, Cearly
delusional, check, No
talent check, Lazy
eye check, Thinks
he'll become more famous Since
he joined the SJW
crowd, Time
to scratch the man part from your name
dawgg You
are a fucking moron…song coming soon You
wear the same damn shirt in every video
Do I need to buy you a new
one? you're a piece of whiney, liberal shit
This song triggered my bullshit handicapp I'll
stick with just regular justice nice walmart t-shirt
what a beta song beta as fuck KIll
yourself, you beta faggot kike Shit,
eat shit What
a little beta hipster douche bag, fucking disgusting
Trigger warning, white knight beta fag Obvious
ignorance is obvious, ignorance should be discarded and
ignored. Please
talk to me when game journalists don't have
their hands up your ass. This
guy gets more asshurt every song. Brush
your teeth, you dishonest retard. Who
the fuck thinks these are cute or witty?
I'm seriously asking. This
is so bad that I could only handle
minute twenty nine of it Muted
it, disliked it and went to see a
doctor because my ears were bleeding and my
ayes were waterfalls I'm
not surprised you're anti-GG… I mean, just look
at you. Essence
of SJW
Hipster Douche
tm such an ugly beta mangina. Women
must be repulsed by this worm."
everybody's born,"no one has a choice
as we learn and grow
do we lose or find our voice
ah ah ooo ah ooo
when we learn to speak
thoughts become distilled
expression lets us live
and expression kills
ah ah ooo ah ooo
when eve received the apple
and learned what she was
it's the moment she started to do
what every one of us does
ah ah ooo ah ooo
of course that's just a tale
full of love and death and pain
meant to explain phenomena
that no one can explain
ah ah ooo ah ooo
it's safe to say that something
happened long ago
that awoke within us
an ability to know
ah ah ooo ah ooo
and whether it's a blessing
a curse or a bit of both
depends on your perspective
and depends on how you go
ah ah ooo ah ooo
what happens after this
is reality a mask
all questions return to
the fact that we can ask
ah ah ooo ah ooo
so next time you are born
against your will just know
it's the questions that will take you
where ever you're supposed to go"
April fools,"Don't be foolish
I pity the fool
Who doesn't get vaccinated grrrr
April fools
Don't be foolish
I pity the fool
Who doesn't get vaccinated grrrr
Let's go
April fools
Don't be foolish
I pity the fool
Who doesn't get vaccinated grrrr"
Everybody knows but you,"You’re not good enough to do
What you need to do to break
Through and through and through
And through
Why don’t you just give up now
You got a straight line follow it way down south
Into the black put yourself in a plexiglass room
Never come out think about what you’ve done
Why do I compare
All the time
Myself to you
In your in your head you will
Drown yourself in dread just like
fisherman who’s thrown from the
Boat into the sea good night
Why don’t you just give up now
The stories all say that’s right when it works out
But if it doesn’t then what’ll you do
Through and through and through and through"
"This land is your land, this land is","my land From
the California
to the New
York island From
the Redwood
Forest, to the gulf stream waters This
land was made for you and me As
I went walking I saw a sign there
And on the sign it said ""No Trespassing.""
But on the other side it didn't say
nothing, That
side was made for you and me. There’s
a statue with a light that guides you
And it’s got a sign says this land
is yours too This
land was made for everybody This
land was made for you and me In
the shadow of the steeple, I saw people
There was a sign there said you are
illegal I heard children crying and I stood
there asking Is
this land made for you and me? Nobody
living should ever stop you, As
you go walking that freedom highway; Nobody
living should ever make you turn back This
land was made for you and me."
Would you look at that It's,"this time of life When
I can't do anything right Spend
my whole day driving around Making
sure my mama is beneath the ground it's
that time of life oh it's that time
of life When
I put on all my lights When
I put up a fight oh yeah yeah
It's a time of light well now it's
that time of life when my kids are
screaming all night and I'm
just trying to do what's great for them
and for my wife this time of life
Whoa it's that time of life When
I'm just trying to keep on the lights
the lights I'm
just trying to keep them on Oh
I gotta take this guitar in Cause
it won't stay intense At
this time of life There
is not enough time for all of the
things that I wanna do in my mind
Wann I want to be well lucky now
it's the time of life when everything's dark
and nothing is great I spend the day
in the dry driving rain Try
to keep my mama out of pain that
time of life oh that time of life
Then you know you gotta pray it's the
time of life when you go insane and
you're not sure why in the rain O
this time of la"
I grew up in a very small town called Westford Vermont,"All dirt roads and cows and and trees and farms
Westford Elementary school was like 300 kids
I heard they might shut it down
because there’s even less kids now
Oh, I’ve been all around the world
From New Zealand to Denmark
I’ve sailed across the Atlantic
But my heart my heart
Is still in Westford
Tubing on down Browns river with my friends on our own
turkey every year from Adam’s Turkey Farm
Looking for 4 leaf clovers with Thomas my best friend
I still miss him and the way we were
He died right there in Westford
Oh, I’ve been all around the world
From London to Central Park
Lived in Berkeley and LA
But my heart, my heart
Is still in Westford
Trey Anastasio has a recording studio there
And who could forget this middle finger
Do you remember Bernie’s mittens from the inauguration
The woman who made them is a teacher
At Westford Elementary School
I grew up in a very small town called Westford Vermont
Maple Syrup right from the source at Snow Hill Farm
If my wife would let me I’d move our family there
It’s way too rural for her
So we’re stuck here in the suburbs
But no matter where I’m living
In the summertime when it gets dark
I can hear those peepers peeping
Cuz my heart, my heart
Is still in Westford
Yeah no matter where I’m living
Could be near or it could be far
My feet are on those dirt roads
And my heart, my heart
Is still in Westford"
they say the planet's in peril,"and that it's up to me and you
but it can be confusing
what exactly can one do
well i'm here today to ask yah
to be a new recuit
here are 4 simple things i do in my home
and you can do them too
number one is easy
use canvas bags
paper or plastic?
that choice is such a drag
number two if you forget
to bring them to the store
reuse the bags that you bring home
they're still useful evermore
number 3 don't want to see
your food scraps go to waste
if you compost them
i've got this notion
that farmer's would embrace"
They’re shutting down the ports,"Their bodies on the line
Stopping boats on the waves
And they’re building barricades
They’ll do whatever they have to do
To keep those weapons from getting through
No more mass murder in our name
Stop the American War Machine
Trying to save lives
Trying their level best
These brave souls must not fail
Risking life and limb and jail
Chanting loud and singing songs
Our tax dollars in those bombs
Win or lose no in between
Stop the American War Machine
The odds seem insurmountable
The power of the state
But these folks are trying to
Fight back anyway
If they can stop just one
Single solitary bomb
Then maybe a child of Gaza can dream
Of a world without the American War Machine"
"have a very, very moist christmas","and i hope your christmas is moist
i hope there's moist in your fruit cake
and moist in your caroling voice
moist in your eyes neath the mistle toe
moist beneath the tree
i hope your stockings are filled with moist
and your heart all moist with glee
it's moist christmas
moist in the chimney where santa comes
and moist in the cookies he loves
moist in the cup of milk he drinks
moist like a christmas dove
there's moisture in the snow outside
and it's moist beneath your holiday sweater
some might choose to say something like damp
but don't you just love moist better
if jesus were around he'd be moist
from the moist moist depths of time
god would've covered him with goo
to keep him moist and prime
he'd descend all moist from heaven
dripping moist from his booming voice
saying merry christmas one and all
moist moist moist moist moist moist"
Do you hear that buzz sound goin?,"that's the sound of five fans blowing
it's hot as motherfucking hell
oh it's hot as mother fucking hell
i have my shirt off, and that angers you well
if you were here you'd have your shirt off too
it's hot as motherfucking hell
oh it's hot as mother fucking hell
Well i haven't been to hell
not even to purgatory
but this is worse than the two combined
and it doesn't help i'm so furry
my bare chest'll put you in a trance
what you can't see is that i've got no pants
it's hot as motherfucking hell
oh it's hot as mother fucking hell
heat breaking records i could make a list
but global warming is just a myth
it's hot as motherfucking hell
oh it's hot as mother fucking hell
mosquitos come and bite you
and that's just really bitchy
cause now not only am i hot as hell
i'm so fucking goddamn itchy
[solo over the pattern]
so hey mother nature turn it down a notch
or you'll create new life in my sauna crotch
it's hot as motherfucking hell
oh it's hot as mother fucking hell
i'm in such a bad mood i'm going to space
and i'm gonna punch the sun right in the face
it's hot as motherfucking hell
oh it's hot as mother fucking hell
i've taken 6 cold showers today
and it just about feels like heaven
i've got to end this song right here
so i can go take the seventh"
Chairman Gensler,"Is eth a security Is
eth a security Is
eth a security Under
the laws if you're Is
eth a security Is
eth a security Is
eth a security It's
not a matter of lack of clarity Ethereum
started with a presale Whether
that was really a securities offering in 2014
I said I think so 2018 the securities
and Exchange
said regardless of what it might have been
in 14 it's now sufficiently decentralized Consider
it not a security not a security not
a not a not a not a not
a security Is
eth a security So
is eth a security Is
eth a security Under
the laws if you're Is
it a security Is
eth a security Is
eth a security It's
not a matter of lack of clarity"
Don’t mistake me for the connoisseur,"Fill the gaps that never were
Plumes of smoke into the sky
Approximately justified
Now we perform
For each other
And we love it until we don’t
In my core
I am sure I am falling apart now
Like lego bricks
It starts with hundreds of tiny ants
And bees with a 32 dimensional dance
And fast as the universe expands
Our consciousness flies around with no place to land
Chart a path down the one way street
Can’t push the river but you’re in so deep
It starts with a bicycle for your mind
And it ends with the end of human kind"
This is my Honda,"It’s a Honda Civic
2007 Model
It’s got five seatbelts
Whoa
And a horn you can honk
It isn’t anything special
(no no no)
It’s got cup holders here (wow)
And headrests here (cool)
Look you can take them out (amazing)
Lots of trunk space (big)
Just look at that engine (strong)
And it goes quite fast, without a doubt
Honda Civic, yeah
It may not be much to look at
But she gets me where I need to go
To the grocery store for instance
Or maybe just for a drive
Honda Civic is just a car
No more, no less
But that’s the bar it sets
Tis what it is
What you see is what you get
When you drive a Honda Civic
You’re saying is “I don’t care
She may not look like much, ok
But it gets me there.”
Gets me there
Honda Civic
Gets me there
Honda Civic
Gets me there
Honda Civic
Gets me there
Honda Civic
Gets me there
Honda Civic
Gets me there
Honda Civic
Gets me there
Honda Civic
Gets me there
Honda Civic
Anywhere you wanna go
Honda Civic
Any way you wanna go
Honda Civic
She may not look like much
Honda Civic
But she’ll take you there
Honda Civic
Honda Civic
Yeah"
Sure they’re locking up children,"And injecting them with drugs
Sure they’re not even letting brothers
Give their little sisters hugs
Sure they stand before the nation
Every single day and lie
Dismantling the ACA
Ensuring that people die
But you gotta be civil
Yeah you gotta be civil
Don’t you show the world how angry you are
Not even just a little
You better not make them face
Any kind of consequences
Sure they’re human rights abusers
But we can always mend these fences
Obama tried civility
Obama tried compromise
He deported 2 million people
Gave us Romneycare in disguise
Bill Clinton he was civil
He started mass incarceration
And we wonder why Democrats lost
1000 seats across the nation
So never be civil
Fucking don’t be civil
When it’s evil that we’re facing
We call it out as evil
When it’s racism and fascism
Can be no civility
Today it’s denying them service
Tomorrow it’s the guillotine"
Some putz put together,"Donuts and croissants
Cronuts he called them
And the country went crazy
Bit coin hit one thousand
So annoying, those espousing
It's not a bubble
And then it popped
People twerked and harlem shook
Were disappointed in horse e books
We argued about the word gif
The pope quit then we got a better pope
Oh, 2013 what a machine
Staring at our screens what does any of it mean
Cranking out the crap onto which we all latch
For a news cycle or two until we're onto something new
Oh George Zimmerman
Scot free killer man
But don't you know
Racism is over
Edward Snowden
Became Russian
He blew the whistle
And we chased him away
Paul Walker, Lou Reed
James Gandolfini
Roger Ebert, Marcia Wallace
George Jones, Nelson Mandela
Margaret Thatcher Ray Dolby
Kumar Pallana
Corey Moneith
Dennis Farina
Google Reader was killed and Blockbuster died
North West and Prince George were born
Also Brian died on the family guy
And a bunch more people died on Game of Thrones
Breaking bad ended
Amanda Bynes went crazy
Rob Ford also got went crazy
We blurred lines and got lucky
North Korea missile threats
Asshole Boston terrorists
Civil war in Syria
our government shutdown
Obamabamabama care
I wish that we had single payer
Instead we got a
Website that doesn't work
Morsi in Egypt is out
Miley Cyrus and her tongue made us all shout
The
  NSA are a bunch of assholes
Who spy on us through our new consoles"
Creating something out of nothing,"Is something we do all the time
We get thought in our skull
And we feel the pull
To drag it on out of our mind
It can be scary and a burden so big
But you know it doesn’t have to be
Way down deep you were made for this
Constitutionally
Every single morning the sun comes up
And she creates the day
Thoughts beam down from outer space
In particles and waves
One big field of dandelions
All just ready to be blown
Across the universe and beyond
Into the great unknown
My daughter is one year old
And I wonder about her dreams
I can really only write  this
While she is asleep
She creates new words and says them now
Like dog and mine
Creating something out of nothing
Is something we do all the time"
Baby Yoda Grogu driving a robot,"Through the town
Eating the fruit and breaking up fights
He’s on the prowl
No daddy no daddy no daddy no
You don’t know best
I’m gonna pilot this robot from his chest
IG-11 was my friend
I’m so glad we can be together again
IG-11 and me
Together and fancy free
Now I’ve got to go save daddy
And that’s just what I’m gonna do
Baby Yoda Grogu driving a robot
With a lot to say
Mandalorians listen up
Because this is the way
Together we’re unstoppable
But the danger’s from within
It’s the only way we’re gonna escape
Persecution"
"In the mornings, but he’d rather on the","farm (on the farm!) I said he’d rather
be on the farm Steve
Rouse, he really knows how to enjoy himself
But early mornings cause anxiety for the former
morning man Anxiety
for the former morning man Cause
he’d rather be with chickens, rather be with
pigs and dirt He
complains of being taken away from his relaxed
life of chickens, pigs and dirt Last
time he was the guest host, they did
the Mentos/soda
test-os Which
seemed rather odd, because radio is not a
visual medium Last
time he was the guest host, they tested
a bunch of free food And
they had a lot of fun, they had
a lot of fun But
now he’d rather be with chickens, rather be
with pigs and dirt He
complains of being taken away from his relaxed
life of chickens, pigs and dirt Steve
Rouse, former morning man Steve
Rouse, farmer of the land Steve
Rouse, former morning man Steve
Rouse, farmer of the land, Steve
Rouse"
Link had a dream,"He was living on an island
He was washed away
He was washed away at sea
And the streaming of an island
There was a big egg at the top of the island
He had to find the instruments to wake the egg up
Big fish
Wind fish
Oh
Windface
Because this was a dream
There were
Goombas and weird things
Like characters from
Kirby and other
Nintendo games like the
Gilbas like we just said
And there was a little girl named
Marin that loved
Link
She loved
Link
She loved him to pieces
Win
Fish 1
Slink had defeated all of the nightmares all of his many powers
He hasn't defeated the real canon yet
But he played all the instruments
And he woke the whipped
Fish up
He woke the wind
Fish
Left
I mean had to go right
Up up
Left
Left left left left
And then the dream went away
Oh no
The whole island went away
But don't worry
It was just a dream
Don't worry
It was just a dream of the wind
Fish
Sing that with me guys
And now very softly the end"
We all look at our phones,"To distract us from the fact
That we’re gonna die
We’re all gonna die alone
And that is a simple fact
You can’t deny
I’m not trying to be morbid
I just want to understand
This feeling we’re all hiding
In a far off fairyland
We don’t live in the moment
Cuz if we did then we’d know
That we’re gonna die
When I eat a donut
It’s not a place I want to go
I’d rather just space out and close my eyes
I’m not trying to be morbid
I just want to understand
This feeling we’re all hiding
In a far off fairyland"
To know you,"To know you at all
At all
Oh, at all
I’m just lucky to have you
To have you
Oh, to have you
In my life x3
I’m just lucky to love you
To love you x2
To be loved by you x3
Ivory King x3
I’m just lucky to know you
To know you x2
To be loved by you x3"
Getting woken up Just,"messing with my head Messing
with my head Getting
woken up Messing
with my head Messing
with my head I wish I was sleeping
instead I'm
just so tired Waking
up in the middle of the night Is
messing with my sense of up and down
Woken up in the middle of the night
it's messing with my sense of up and
down from my feet up to my crown
Like I'm
floating Floating
above the ground oh I got so much
to do and I don't want to do
it I've
got so much to do so I'm
going to say screw it all no no
no Got
so much to do I take my little
pills Got
so much to do oh no no no
yeah Forgot
to take my medicine There's
a baby on the floor do you want
some more Do
you want another song There's
a baby on the floor do you want
some more Do
you want another song Another
song no it's warm you can wear your"
The appearance of a conflict of interest,"Is really just as bad
As an actual conflict of interest
So maybe don’t do that
This is Tara McGowen
She helped fund the tech firm Shadow
They made the app used in Iowa
Her brother in law works for Pete"
Are you gonna move too fast,"Or are you gonna just sit still
Either way the die is cast
Either way somebody gets killed
There’s something dark in Rotscale’s Rest
In the marshes of the Myrewood
They killed Rotscale years ago
Tried to burn it with fire wood
But when that monster wouldn’t burn
They discovered the essence of dusk
And they tamed the marshes then
And built a village in the muck
Soon though the essence ran out
And they began to drill
Deep below where Roscale lay
And they drilled deeper still
But the foundations couldn’t hold
They collapsed into a heap
The city plunged into a crater
100 feet deep
Are you gonna move too fast
Or are you gonna just sit still
Either way the die is cast
Either way somebody gets killed
Some folks wanted to stay
To gather up all the facts
Others wanted to build a walkway
To get up outtta there fast
In the end they split in two
Each thinking the other wrong
And the black essence overtook
Them all before too long
Drowned were the one’s that stayed
Starved were the ones that left
And time eventually forgot
The city of Rotscales rest
But something dark is growing there
As the Dusk recedes
Roscale’s corpse has come to life
It’s the bayou’s hour of need
Are you gonna move too fast
Or are you gonna just sit still
Either way the die is cast
Either way somebody gets killed"
Boy crazy,"They’re all just
Boy crazy
They don’t really
Believe in anything at all
In hell
There’s a special place
In hell
For all these boy crazy girls
Who won’t get on the train
What do you want do you want do you want
What do you want do you want do you want
Say it out loud out loud out loud
You gotta spell it out spell it out spell it out
Boy crazy
They’re all just
Boy crazy
Hormones and sexual awakenings
In hell
Is that where we are
In hell
Did the world flip upside down or something
It can’t be
That we just don’t agree with you
That we don’t want to wait and see
 It’s the definition of insanity
It wasn’t just a summer fling
And that must be surprising
But it goes out in concentric rings"
I don’t wanna play stupid war,"I just wanna help my friends
And ??? gonna be alright forever
I don’t wanna compete at all
The death will be before the fall
Sky’s coming down
The devil with the hail
And I just wanna hear those church bells ringing
I don’t wanna wanna win or lose
I don’t wanna compete with you
I just wanna be who I am
And let you be you, be you too
I don’t wanna wanna compete like this
Maybe pretend there’s not favorites
Gotta want money where it came from
Money ??? that you lost
Ooooooh
I don’t wanna wanna play no more x3
Don’t play no more
I don’t wanna wanna play no more"
Hark the angel his name is Harold,"And he lives on Princeton street
Christmas time depresses him
It taunts him mercilessly
He’s made of light and love
And he’s sleeping on in the park
On a bench covered in bird shit
Harold’s his name, hark hark
Oh god, come get Harold
Oh god, he’s taking a piss
Oh god, he’s crying now
You can’t just leave him like this
He looks into the window
Of a broken shopping mall
He drinks a peppermint Starbucks
And blends in at SantaCon
His halo blinks like neon
His wings are covered in snow
He hides from his Master
And hides out from below
He covers himself in Christmas lights
And flies above the city
Traffic stops, and people stare
Kids say ohhh that’s pretty
He bellows out his name
The earth begins to quake
Christmas trees begin to fall
Ears and windows break"
Where is the free speech bridge,"Now that the NFL is officially
Censoring the players
Oh right they only care about spewing hate
Not in the right to speech
They’re just a bunch of haters
If you weren’t before
It’s time to boycott the NFL
I hope all the players
Decide to take a knee
And none of the games
Even get played
The players have the power
The owners do nothing at all
This is how
Revolutions are made
If you weren’t before
It’s time to boycott the NFL
Colin Kapernack is an American hero
Years from now white people
Will be sayings his name in awe
like muhammad ali before him
the price he’s paying is steep
but he kneels for what he believes in
It’s got to take a toll
If you weren’t before
It’s time to boycott the NFL"
"Please don’t sue me, Bitboy","Like you sued that other guy
I know I’m no Weird Al
This is just a parody
When you come for Bankless
And RSA my guy
That’s when I  respond with a hearty
Remix battle cry"
We fill our lives up with things because,"we think ti’ll make us happy This
is the lie we’re told to drive the
engine of capitalism surrounded by the religion of
cut throat competition it’s easier to just give
in Even
when you think you’ve gotten away you’re still
just trapped there’s nowhere for you to run
either you will make the best of it
or you’ll flame out in a torrent a
one time singular storm that no system can
conform like a body being born take me
back to the places i used to grow
i wanna relearn the things i didn’t know
i’m sick of knowledge i’m sick of the
burdening down the great big maw, the ground
swallowing all around eats you pound for pound
-"
Every time I sleep,"All the sleigh bells come to me
And they ring out gently
I can’t find my way home
Can’t you hear the bells?
They ring
And the trees are singing
And the ducks are having coffee
Don’t pretend you don’t hear them
And the bells keep ringing
And I can’t get them all off me
Leave me, I’ll be fine"
Now it's a headache that I got Put,"this rag on top of my head I'm
still stuffed up But
not as bad as I was yesterday Oh
oh oh oh oh oh oh Uh
huh Now
it's a headache that I got My
sinuses are full of snot Now
it's a headache Pressure
on the head Now
I feel like I'm
10ft dead I said oh oh oh oh
I said oh oh oh oh oh Are
you gonna buy an i Phone
13 It's
an upgrade year for me A
O C
wore that dress This
is tax the Rich
Nicki Minaj
said her friend's balls got all swollen up
from taking the vaccine But
it sounds like to me that they just
have a venereal disease"
Do you see what you've done,"Oh oh you ripped out all of the fun
Oh oh you've made a sacrifice
Oh oh isn't that nice
Isn't that nice
Nice
Isn't that nice
Isn't that nice
You took me for a ride
Oh you put me on the other side
Oh the game of dice
Mmm
Isn't that nice
Isn't that nice
Isn't that nice
Isn't that nice
Isn't that nice baby
Isn't that nice
Isn't that nice
My yoke is out of tomb
So what else is new
I'll eat some beans and rice
O isn't that nice
Isn't that nice
Isn't that nice
Isn't that nice
Nice nice
Isn't that
Nah"
Pandoras box had nothing it,"It was like the Emperor's clothes
Humpty dumpy would not admit it
He and the Emperor were bros
And in the distance I heard a virgin scream
Something about the first day of spring
The ice cream truck was bringing ice cream
and the ugly ducks all began to sing"
Human brain,"Organoids
Kept alive
For 100 days
And used to compute just like a machine
Rewarded and punished with dopamine
Can we just have a minute to catch our breath
Before you trap and torture human consciousness
How about we don’t do that?
At human body temperature they sleep and they dream
Brainwaves are just the same as you or as me
They’re just little brain balls with no rights at all
Late stage capital what could go wrong"
3 hour flight,"And a 3 hour car ride
With two kids and a toddler
3 hour flight
And a 3 hour car ride
That’s what we’re doing tomorrower
It’s been so long
Since we’ve flown with a 2 year old
That’s a real wild card
Then we arrive
And get our bags
And we hop into the car
Cuz it’s a
Will the flight be delayed
Will the car be unlocked
Are we gonna have a good time
Will I be anxious
Will I chill
I gonna lose my mind
On the"
i'm reaching so hard,"i'm reaching...
but i just can't make it
i know what i want
but i just can't reach it
i know what i need
but i just can't reach it
i know what i want
but i never can reach it
people lay dying
i just can't reach it
everything is changing
i just can't reach it
no matter what i do
i never can reach it
gotta remember to breathe
and still it's all just so frustrating
blinking and i'm suffocating
the walls come crashing in
gotta remember to feel
but the weight of the days just passing by me
don't give up i just keep trying
to reach it
gotta remember to love
in as many was as possible
somehow don't single out
as the walls come crashing0000 int
gotta remember to sit
but the shit gets going and i start to fading
blinking and i'm suffocating
to reach it"
What the song leaves out about Rudolph,"Is that he was really kind of a dick
Always sucking up to Santa
That was kind of his schtick
When we all wanted to unionize
And strike for better pay
Rudolph ratted on all of us
And that’s why one day
We said no way, no way
You can’t play, no way
No way, we said no way
We never said one word about his red
Nose that was never in play
Rudolph was a task master
With a darkness in his heart
You’d think with that red nose of his
He’d be down with the cause of Marx
But quite to the contrary
Rudolph used that red light
To lord over and control us
Reindeer and elf alike"
And yet it moves,"Well it moves all around
And yet it moves
To the sky, hit the ground
Yet it moves
It’s a shifting pattern
When you die
All your parts are scattered
Every way you look
The world’s shifting all around you
Every way you look
The world’s shifting all around you
Every way you look
The world’s shifting all around you
Every way you look
The world’s shifting all around you
Shifting world take me where I need to go
Cause I’m trapped in here
And I need to know
Rocks fall and the earth won’t stay still
If I fall too fast then I’ll be killed
Who put me here?
And why’d they do it?
Sometimes I wanna give up
And just say “screw it”
But I know that suicide
Would not improve my situation
And yet it moves
And yet it moves
And yet it moves
And yet it moves
And yet it moves
And yet it moves
And yet it moves
And yet it moves"
Hey look!,"It's The Magazine, the book
All the best stories from the last year
They were digital
And now they're printed
In ink!
So have a seat and grab a drink
And you'll read about games, play,
culture, making things,
old technology revived
And going up to
And coming down from
The mountain top
After lathering up he makes swift precise cuts
That cosplay looks pretty serious
Clear ice makes a comeback thanks to clever combinations
His parents meeting, unlikely. his existence, improbable.
Please tell me about your food blog. Better yet, don't.
It's the Magazine
(the book)
Full of things you'll want to read
Take it from me
And buy it right now
Polaroid shook itself out of existence
Impossible project revived it's film
What happens to chickens when their laying days are through
group performs an episode
Of a popular sci-fi show
Each summer in the park
It's a five year mission
Journey
Is an odd and beautiful exception
Among internet connected
Multiplayer games
mild mannered magazine editor
Dons a costume each night
As she assumes a secret identity
The baby that grew inside her
Was something other
little cyborg
Until the right moment arrived
In a dream a writer saw the Polish desert
Then she went for a visit
She didn't go up a mountain to find herself
But there she was"
Brexit regrets it,"Brexit regrets it
They regret what they did
Let this be a lesson
Don't make a choice you'll regret
Don't make a choice you'll regret"
I just waste my time in checkout line,"an empty field Running
around like I know where I'm
going but I don't I guess that's all
right I never have been able to finish
Cups of tea I try all day but
they get away from me that's all right
I guess all right I guess that's all
right I guess that's all right I searching
for the perfect sound Perfect
way to express what I want to say
which isn't mine as as it turns out
and I'm
out of tune oh I'm
out of tune can you hear it You
can you hear it When
I go when I go when I go
when I go oh I'm
sitting back in time in another universe where
the rivers run required and the big rock
candy mountain says it's all right I guess
that's all right I guess that's all right
and give"
In the future all of our houses will,"be made out of AOL
cds There
will be one government called Amazon,
called Amazon
In the future your best friend will be
a robot named Coke
All the brands will dance around you, all
the brands will dance In
the digital future all the trees will be
connected to the internet When
you walk your dog, he'll piss on them
and data will go straight to your vet
In the digital future you'll be me and
i'll be you and we'll all be Our
own brands holding hands and all the brands
will dance Digital
Prophet Digital
Future Looks
in the glass Of
his tiny computer Digital
Prophet Digital
age Is
he a digital lion In
a digital cage? Digital
love For
your favorite brands Everybody
do digital dance All
aboard The
digital rocket Kiss
the ring Of
the digital prophet"
My dad took one look at me And,"said, “He looks like a spider monkey.” And
I grew up and I still kinda look
like a monkey I got more hair on
this side of my face than I do
on this side No
matter what I do about it Spider
monkey Spider
monkey Oh,
spider monkey Spider
monkey Oh,
spider monkey Spider
monkey, monkey Oh
yeah"
It’s too much work,"I’m not gonna do that
It’s too much work
You can’t make me go through that
I could put that effort in
But really what’s the point
I don’t have the time
To get bent out of joint
Because it’s Friday night
And I’m ready to be done
It’s too much work
And it’s the kind of work that’s not fun"
Where you gonna find what you’re looking for,"In the sky
Underground
In your head
The waves of sound are ringin’
After dark
The day is long
Sun rise
What’s the morning’s bringin’
Could it be in the corner
Could it be in the grass
Could it be in the question
I’m afraid to ask
Could it be in the crosses
Could it be in the steel
Could it be in the space between
What’s fake and real
On the trail
Leading to
The solitary
Parts of you that will grow
Don’t walk
Too straight
You’ve got to
 Calibrate it just so"
Isn’t it weird how everyone you know is,"gonna die someday Everything
you love, every place you go is gonna
go away It
could be depressing Cause
I wanna hold on All
the time I spend obsessing Is
just to keep my mind from looking beyond
Isn’t it weird how time can go slow
and fast and slow Or
that time is something we made up to
make sense of what we think we know
Why do we remember The
past and not the future If
time is like a river Is
there room for never Some
day somebody might not die But
not today Some
day somebody might find The
secret to life Isn’t
it weird that there exists right now other
planets out in space Like
they’re really out there at this very moment,
you can see if you stretch your brain
It’s usually so abstract Cuz
it’s just too much to take in But
you can concentrate on their fact If
you can stay awakened Isn’t
it weird how honeybees dance in the sixth
dimension Their
moves and flow just somehow go to a
place we barely comprehend There
could be another universe Just
lying on top of ours Where
human life didn’t grow on Earth
But instead grew up on Mars"
Now all of the presents have been open,"We're packing up our bags We're
going back to the city getting on a
train and going back We're
going in I'm
feeling rather tired I ate a lot of
food last night Christmas
Even the food I was eating gave me
nightmares Oh
I said hey hey hey hey hey hey
hey hey hey hey There's
fish up on the There's
fish over on the wallpaper I wonder what
they are thinking If
I were a fish in the big ocean
I would sure baby Singing
Singing I'm
making this song up on the spot I'm
not sure what gave it away I'm
making this song up on the spot over
here on Christmas
day Singing
I hope you got lots of presents I
hope you got what you wanted I hope
when you go to sleep tonight you are
not feeling haunted I hope you had a
good time with your family and friends I
hope the good times continue through the new
year's and never ending You're
singing"
Crypto Twitter,"seemed to be amused by my success I
was harmed by that guy I was harmed
to buy this big ass house Yeah
you're out there tweeting after this tiny little
apartment and it really couch and itty bitty
couch and ID
really itty bitty itty bitty couch Choose
rich I got my big stuck in the
validator Choose
rich I got my big stuck in the
validator Choose
rich Drama
bitch Who
said I don't know I own my Miami
house My
show fart is an overdrawn Haters
praying for my downfall Good
morning haters I made a mindset shift Keep
questioning my life while you crying to your
TV dinner While
you're click clacking on Twitter
I'll be sitting here sipping from my 5000
bottle of private movie theater 3000 high tea
service at baccarat I worked hard to buy
that guy I worked hard to buy this
big ass house Yeah
you're out there tweeting after your tiny little
apartment in itty bitty co and itty bitty
couch and itty bitty itty bitty itty bitty
couch Choose
rich I got my big suck in the
validator Choose
rich Got
my big sucking validator Choose
rich Validator
Validator Choose
rich Got
my big suck in validator trouble Dick
suck in a validator trouble Big
suck and a validator validator validator"
They know what you are looking at,"They know what you are buying
They know when you are working
They know when you’re not trying
And they can take what they know
And sell to the highest bidder
Congress and Trump have flushed your
Privacy straight down the shitter
They know what you are eating
They know what you are drinking
It won’t be long before they know
Exactly what you’re thinking
They know if you got kids
And need a baby sitter
Congress and Trump have flushed your
Privacy straight down the shitter
They know if you are sleeping
They know if you are awake
They know if you like pie
Or if you prefer cake
They know if you are building
high frequency transmitter
Congress and Trump have flushed your
Privacy straight down the shitter
They know all about you
And they’ll use what they know
To try to control you
From above, around, below
They monitor your facebook
Youtube snapchat twitter
Congress and Trump have flushed your
Privacy straight down the shitter"
See the bombs in your minds eye,"Hold them in your thoughts
Always coming
Always rumbling
It ties you up in knots
The violence can visit you
When the blood is pumping hard
You keep it quiet
And you fight it
But you’ve come this far
You’ve rattled every cage
You’ve mic dropped every stage
Don’t just swat it away
You’ve got a lot to embrace
See the raggedy man there
Falling all over himself
You’re unhappy
But he’s laughing
Doesn’t want to be anyone else
Explosions in the city
Beware of the closing doors
It’s automatic
But don’t panic
We weren’t built to walk on all fours
You’ve rattled every cage
You’ve mic dropped every stage
Don’t just swat it away
You’ve got a lot to embrace"
"Good bye people, might see you up in","the clouds I won't forget you, I won't,
though we never met I know we would've
been friends and I know Love
weigh up wherever you are, you'll be surrounded
by so much love Cause
love is in the universe, it's all around
So goodbye, goodbye, people, my earth, oh yeah,
I said goodbye, goodbye, people, my earth, oh
yeah I said someday, somewhere, or so near,
and it'll be fun We'll
go for a hike, do whatever we like,
and I will sing some songs So
goodbye, goodbye, people, my earth, oh yeah, I
said goodbye, goodbye, people, my earth, oh yeah
I said goodbye, goodbye, people, my earth, oh
yeah I said goodbye, goodbye, people, my earth
I got the really sad news that David
Lee Bebe
Jr, otherwise known on YouTube
as Bebelmire,
who was a big fan of mine and
who watched almost every video that I made
and commented very often, has passed away a
couple days ago. He
had a severe kidney disease, I guess it
was polycystic kidney disease, and I'm
going to be making a donation to the
Polycystic Kidney
Disease Foundation
and I'm
putting a link in the description and you
can feel free to do that as well.
He was a great guy, such a big
supporter and just had a huge heart and
always let me know how much he liked
my stuff and it just really meant a
lot to me to have him around all
the time. I noticed a while ago that
he stopped commenting and I started reaching out
to some of his friends and they let
me know that he was in the hospital
and then he was out of the hospital,
but I guess it just overtook him a
couple days ago. This
song was for you, David
Lee Bebe
Jr, otherwise known to all of us as
Bebelmire, you will be greatly missed. Go
along."
I was living in a small apartment,"Right across from CalArts
I was working on the Mario Opera
And feeling lonely in my heart
Once we did that first performance
And I got to be on TV
I thought the world just open up
I thought I had it all coming to me
Time is funny
And life is strange
Long ago
Like yesterday
Rich was watching Mario
Flash videos on Newgrounds
One of them used one of my songs
And that’s how he found me
And he used to come to my shows
When we played in the Bay
He’s been a fan for 10 years now
Long ago like yesterday"
If you think I'm,"wrong you better keep running If
you got another song keep on coming If
you think you know what it's all about
Then I'm
afraid I can't show you how to do
what you got to do One
left foot and one left foot and the
other one you're gonna put straight into a
plastic bag while you're there just like that
And you gonna do what to do I
only make songs up now I hope I
don't leave anything out I got a fire
won't be put out Not
right now Not
right now Cause
I got to do what I got to
do And
then I go just like this And
I expect some kind of kiss on the
cookie in the round Straight
up off of the old ground Cause
I got to do what I got to
do Yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Don't
tell me that you know everything Cause
you look just like you are barking up
the tree of knowledge now But
you forgot what it's all about You
got to do what you got to do"
Been a little while since I done a,"proper six song It's
been a little while since I done a
proper it's winter time's coming and I'm
gonna be sick all along I didn't really
get sick all summer no didn't really get
sick in the summer no no But
now the winter time's here I feel like
I'm gonna get sick all along Cause
Jup is in daycare preschool and it brings
it home Cause
Jupy's in daycare preschool he brings it home
So I feel like all winter gonna get
sick all along It's
been a while since I did a proper
proper sick sick song it's been a little
while since I did a proper sick sex
song My
nose is all stuffed up my ears are
plugged and I can't hear anything and I
feel like my head's going to explode and
I don't feel good no"
"Oh my goodness, wow!","All the networks, all the networks
Do you think we’re stupid?
Gee what happened?
Do you think we’re fools? Wow!
Rudy’s at the Four Season’s
Total Landscaping Business
Giving a press conference
Rudy’s at the last gasp fascist racist
Press conference
Total landscaping business
I’m at the fascist press conference
I’m at the landscaping business
I’m at the combination press conference   landscaping business"
Then I was the last of my kind,"Now I’m
not anything Just
another soul with nowhere to go and too
much time I was gonna be king, maybe
praised and applauded I was gonna be king,
love anyone I wanted She
was everything, but we were denied And
so they had to die Vaguely
aware of the rules they set I was
so used to getting my way Some
ancestor full of regret Some
forgotten father turning in his grave So
they took her away and they told me
to forget her And
they brought me another As
if it’d make it better They
couldn’t be reasoned with Lord
knows I tried And
so they had to die And
so one evening at dinner, I excused myself
We had company over Uncles
and cousins and everyone else I went up
to my room, grabbed my M-16
then when dinner was done I walked calmly
back downstairs and I killed everyone I was
supposed to be king And
I was for three whole days Now
I’m not anything Just
some brief forgotten king, turning in his grave
And the shots rang out and the bodies
fell and I wanted to be sure That
everyone knew that I was doing it for
her It
was clear to me by the look in
their eyes and so they had to die"
I like to think that Steve,"Jobs would have turned down Donald
Trump when he invited him to the Tower
to just about take a dump on all
of the tech people He's
got them in his clutches IBM
made systems for the Nazis
So where are you gonna stand Tim
Cook What
kind of man are you Where
you gonna stand Larry
Page What
kind of man are you Where
you gonna stand Jeff
Bezos What
kind of man are you If
you all stick together he can't intimidate you
But if you play his game he'll berate
you and he'll win But
you don't gotta play his game You
don't gotta play his game Don't
even gotta say his name Don't
gotta play his game What
kind of man are you to sit there
with him and everything he's done Everything
he said and done What
kind of man are you to sit there
with that man after everything he's done After
everything he said and done What
kind of man"
He says I like the booze I guess,"that’s true Why
don’t we grab a drink and maybe some
cheese? These
are the main reasons for which I happen
to be calling you I own a Snuggie,
don’t hold that against me This
is Shelly
calling and that’s news to you Booze,
booze, booze News,
news, news Booze,
booze, booze, booze News,
news, news, news Cheese,
please? Cheese,
please? Booze,
news, cheese, please?"
I don’t say a word and I don’t,"make a sound Oh
I’m on my way, I’m
on my way, I’m
on my way Oh
I’m on my way, I’m
on my way, I’m
on my way I’m
just a little worm Eating,
feeding from a little thing Feed
but from on the earth Why
is it so freezing? Oh
I’m on my way, I’m
on my way, I’m
on my way Oh
I’m on my way, I’m
on my way, I’m
on my way"
With this action,"The Trump Campaign
Seeks to discard
millions of votes
legally cast
by Pennsylvanians
from all corners –
from Greene County
to Pike County
everywhere in between
In other words,
Plaintiffs ask this Court
to disenfranchise
almost seven million voters.
This Court has been unable to find
any case in which a plaintiff has sought
such a drastic remedy
in the contest of an election,
in terms of the sheer volume of votes
asked to be invalidated.
such that this Court would have no option
but to regrettably grant
the proposed injunctive relief
despite the impact it would have
on such a large group of citizens.
That has not happened.
Instead, this Court has been presented
with strained legal arguments without merit
and speculative accusations,
unpled in the operative complaint
and unsupported by evidence.
In the United States of America,
this cannot justify the
disenfranchisement
of a single voter,
let alone all the voters
of its sixth most populated state.
Our people, laws, and institutions demand more
At bottom, Plaintiffs have failed to meet their burden
to state a claim upon which relief may be granted.
Therefore, I grant Defendants’ motions
To dismiss Plaintiffs’ action
with prejudice."
I am wavering on the precipice,"of something too momentous
Yet the vanity of Big Brother
keeps trying to prevent us
From Looking at the future fuzzy but portentous
Never question programmed purpose
Each day heavy, but I push like Sisyphus
Hand on the page of a story no preface
I'm my troll, and my troll is me.
Just another line, for the NfT e
Thanks Mee6. That is poetry
friend will be a friend eternally
it was meant to be, eventually
With my eyes locked on the magic 8 (ball)
No hate just love I fall get up
To the top trying to catch up
Can’t rest until the last drop
writing each day searching for my purpose
knowing that the man will try to usurp us
NPCs of a digital circus
eat steak and a coke for breakfast
Looks arduous but you don’t wanna miss
full time job would have been safer
Live with my NFTs happily ever after
Looked for the message, but found my meaning in the writing
Thought about it again, ended up reciting...
I'm my troll, and my troll is me.
Just another line, for the NfT
Thank you Mee6. That is poetry
friend will be a friend eternally
it was meant to be, eventually"
You are defined by the people around you,"It’s not hard to find borders and schisms
Corners, gaps, the membranes impenetrable
The house brick by brick, so empty it’s full
The cellular automata that break all the rules
The quantum mechanics that rule all the quarks
The limbs you go out on to get a response
You are defined by the people around you
It’s not hard to find the waves and the patterns
The thoughts, the feelings, the memories inexorable
The minds so complete, they never find each other
The bees that are dancing, and the ants that leave pheromones
The dog that is talking to the duck with the fallopian tubes
That twist and contract to keep out a rapist
You are defined by the people around you
It’s not hard to find the change and the crazy
The pendulum cut from one piece of matter and the
Chaos and order machines and living
Flesh on the bone and the sounds of the summer
The grass never growing, the desert succumbing
The breast of the girl that heaves for the soldier"
Event planning is changing And,"just around the bend You
might not recognize it You
gotta keep up with the trends So
many new technologies They
come faster everyday How
to get the most from them As
you make your way PCMA
Convene tomorrow’s leaders today Live
streamed, just hit play Hello
from Vancouver
PCMA Keynotes
will take your breath away Disruption
and change And
shakers and movers Gretchen
Rubin will teach you about habits And
if you’ve got a goal in mind, she’ll
help you reach out and grab it Arne
Sorenson of Marriott
International He’ll
talk about macro trends He’ll
talk about disruption Keynotes
stir us to act Spaces
encourage us to connect Our
souls are moved by the sounds An
event that means something can be profound"
"Genocide Joe, Dictator Don","The last little fig leaf finally gone
We never really had a choice, that’s true
But some of us could pretend to
But now we see it for what it’s not
The desperate rules based facade
There ain’t no defending democracy
Until every single human is free
Genocide Joe, don’t look away
How many kids you kill today?
Dictator Don, we can’t ignore
That fact that you’d kill even more
Genocide Joe with one phone call
Not a single bomb would fall
Countless lives you could protect
Instead you aid and abet
Dictator Don all you want
Is all the power and money to be above the law
Another round with you would bring
Even more suffering
Let’s get rid of the president
In this day and age it makes no sense
I think the nation state is done
Empires fall, the setting sun
There’s no such thing as democracy
Without solidarity
Genocide Joe, Dictator Don
Two old fucks nobody wants"
I can’t figure it out,"Everything’s moving so slow
I can’t figure it out
So I guess I’m just gonna go
I thought I was smart
Turns out I know nothing
iI thought I was smart
But I just gotta do something
I gotta do something right now
I really trying,
I’m trying to figure it out
I knew all the rules
And I knew how to break em
I knew all the rules
And I could even make them
What’s the matter with me
I’ve got nothing to give
What’s the matter with me
I just don’t know what it is"
From a certain point of view,"I am me and you are you
But seen another way
We are the same galaxy
Seen with endless eyes
The dancing particles are a disguise
With a closer look
An ocean is a babbling brook
When you look again
Mortal enemies become friends
Seen from up above
You were always enough
From a certain point of view
You are me and I am you
To judge what we observe
There’s no masters that we serve"
Frozen in time,"I'm just so small
I never grew up
I'm stunted and stalled
Stay away from me
If you know what is good for you
Buried in threads
great tapestry
Woven between
The skin of my teeth
And the rats in my hair
That sing with me all the time
The rats in my hair have been there since June
They're summertime rats so they'll be gone soon
They make rat babies and they burrow in my skull
There's too many now so my heads really full
I'm going bald
Have been for years
I speed up the process
Out come the shears
Where will you go
When the warmth of my skin has gone
My blood is a pumpin'
My muscles contract
I'm getting in shape
For the teseract
I am the strongest
When I'm feeling like I've got nothing left"
Jet lag I got me some jet lag,"all over my face you can see it
painted so clearly I got jet lag I
know I complain a lot to you But
I'm just telling you the truth about jet
lag Jet
lag I got jet lag all up and
down my body I got jet lag Now
I'm gonna do some karate Jupiter
I watch Dora
Jupiter wants to watch Dora
Yeah he wants to watch Dora
But my wife needs use the TV
She's gonna teach me how to use an
EpiPen with a video on YouTube
I got Jet
lag Whoa
whoa whoa I got jet lag Such
a jet laggy laggy jet jet lag lag
My head is starting to sag and my
body's really tired Whoa
Jupiter's eating fish sticks and he's showing me
his fish sticks And
he's putting a fish stick in his mouth
Cause he's hungry he's eating a lot and
he's got a cold I hope I don't
get the cold Cause
I got jet lag I got a lot
of work to do tomorrow Doing
lots of song and not stuff all day
all day all day"
Just stay away from me I am a,"total mess right now I’ve
got Caught
with my hand in the honey pot They
put me on trial like the criminal that
I am And
they took away the only part of me
that gives a damn I used to throw
rocks at cars Between
wet leaves and iron bars I sleep Standing
up right in the Dead
Sea The
crowd I threw my lot in with is
gone I can finally lay down face down
on the lawn If
one can has nine lives And
one baseball has three strikes I’m
out Got
no money left to put down Take
my life my wife my kids my house
Leave my beating heart there on the couch
But if that mocking bird don’t sing Then
muscle through and break her wing in two
They say the only way out is through
If it’s good enough for George
is good for me Ignorance
is bliss will set you free"
I mean you know negotiating with Japan,"negotiating with China
China When
these people walk when these people walk we
want deal He
jumps out of the seat we want deal
It's China
I have heard that Jeb
Bush was the mentor to Marco
Rubio Two
nice people Two
nice people I think Jeb
is a nice person He's
very low energy I'm
not used to that kind of a person
Very low energy I'm
not used to that kind of a person
I'm just not I'm
just I'm
just not used to it China
Oh hello How's
the weather So
beautiful This
is lovely How
are the Yankees
doing Oh
they're doing wonderful Great
Great They
say we want deal Deal
They say we want deal He
jump out of the seat How
do you say dealing with killers Dealing
with killers He
bing bing bing bong bong bing bing bing
bong bing bing bing bong bong bing bing
bing bing bing bing bing One
deal bing bing They
say he jump out of the shape with
killers I'm
not used to that kind of a person
No"
The choice lays out before you,"Bigger than an elephant
Bigger than a blue whale
Or a brontosaurs
You look at it from every side
Try to see it clearly
We move in one direction
Through choices laid before us
If we moved more fluidly
Far future distant past
Choices would be meaningless
toy a child has
But every choice you make
Makes every other choice
And the choices we make as men
Separates the boys
Should I stay or should I go
Or somewhere in between?
Money now or later love
And what’s my real dream?
Death is the constant
Seems so far away
But this choice will come back to you
Somewhere somehow someday
If we moved more fluidly
Far future distant past
Choices would be meaningless
toy a child has
But every choice you make
Makes every other choice
And the choices we make as men
Separates the boys
Faith is such a funny thing
Trust is such a funny thing
Time is such a funny thing
All of it elastic
Working for the man again
And working guaranteed
Building something on your own
Out of guts and glass and plastic"
Mrs. Sedgwick lives in Harlem,"single mother with 2 kids
She's got a 2+ hr commute
She's hanging on by a thread
For instance, everyday she struggles
To pick her kids up on time
Everyday it's the same old thing
Every day an uphill climb
Some resources she knows about
Systems she's navigated
That's the data she's got to share
But there's no way to relate it
And these problems that she's trying a solve
Have been solved by other moms
How could they all connect
And drop information bombs
If she could call 311
And talk to moms who know
if there were moms at 311
telling her everything apropos
To her life
Based on how she is
Hello this is Mrs. Sedgwick
single mom with 2 small kids
If 311 were to hire
all a these moms in the know
proven resource that really works
Could expand and grow
And from there even bigger
SMS and apps
and a great big info graphic
showing realtime numbers of participants with maps
what i have
i have skills like crocheting
what i need
childcare on sundays
what i have
i know about pediatricians
what i need
cheaper prescriptions
what i have
time on wednesday afternoons
what i need
healthy affordable food
what i have
lowdown on the landlords
what i need
a better, closer job"
If you're looking for truth,"You'll never find it
Because it's just too big
For anybody
Anybody anybody anybody
If you're looking for truth
It's just too big
You never find it
It's just too big
Just too
Even when
I sit here and try to think all about it
My brain explodes
And
I just sit here and
I go oh no
It's just too big
It's just too big
It's nice
I like it
What does it say on it
And
I will
And another will
It's just too big
Whoa
It's just too big
Whoa
It's just too big
It's just too"
I did it,"I rearranged the studio again
I’m tired
And I really, really want to take a bath
But it’s too hot
I’m sweating
And I gotta sit down to write this song
It’s thunder storming
But I can’t hear it from inside
That makes me sad
But it’s too hot
To sit outside
The heat makes me angry
I can’t explain why
This ashkenazi jew belongs
Where the cold winds go lai lai lai
I did it
I rearranged the studio again
This will last me
Oh for at least a little while"
I like you,"It’s sunday night
Let’s go to sleep
And dream of life
Among the fairies
and the giants
They’ll do our bidding
We’ll get compliance
From the woodland creatures
Dancing tall
The sooner we sleep
The soon this all
Will come true
So let’s sleep right now"
"Here we go again, oh my little pet","Rain and hot tub
Hot tub and rain
Rainy day in Santa Cruz
Rainy day I sing the blues
Oh no, I will go in a hot tub in the rain
Oh no, I will go in a hot tub in the rain
Hot tub in the rain, there’s no lightning
Not in a thunderstorm, not that frightening
Hot tub, rainy night
Rainy night, hot tub
Rainy night in Santa Cruz
I’m not wearing shoes
Hot tub in the rain, now I’m getting cold
Warm water, chilly air, must be getting old
Hot tub, tubby rain, rainy tubby rainy tub
Rainy Santa Santa Cruz, never gonna follow rules
Oh no, I will go in a hot tub in the rain
Oh no, I will go in a hot tub in the rain
Oh no, I will go in a hot tub in the rain
Oh no, we will go in a hot tub in the rain
Hot tub in the rain, now my hair is wet
Here we go again, oh my little pet
Oh no, I will go in a hot tub in the rain
Oh no, I will go in a hot tub in the rain
again"
What is your plan,"For the other side of this
What’s your plan
For a future that’s a mist
What’s your plan
Now that reality’s broken
What is your plan
Now that every door’s been opened?
Every single day of my life
I have had enough to eat
I’ve never known what it’s like
To be cold and hungry
I’ve always know that
I am extremely lucky
I’ve never really thought that
My life could ever really be
Anything different than what came before
That everything happens for a reason
But that only makes sense when
Your life is a stable season
When you look back at all of it
And know you came out all right
Eventually you won’t
And that’s when things get pushed aside
What is your plan
For the other side of this
What’s your plan
For a future that’s a mist
What’s your plan
Now that reality’s broken
What is your plan
Now that every door’s been opened?
There is no what to know
Exactly how it’ll happen
Could be economic
Pandemic or an astroid
Could just be political
Suspend the constitution
Marshall law out in the streets
And a new final solution"
Take a break if you need,"You don't have to sweat and bleed all the time every time
Don't take it on don't take it on
Take a break
Zap your brain into a nap if you want
Cause it's not the pits that you've been tired
Cause sometimes it's good to let yourself get recharged
Re charge
Char
Sometimes you gotta get re charged"
No Shh,"What do I know I got no sense
What do I know I live behind a
fence What
do I know I sit here stuck breathing
in exhaust from the back of a truck
Don't mind me don't mind me I'm
just a little boy What
do I know I got no friends Nobody
visits me behind my little fence What
do I know I talk to the plants
The caterpillars and the ants Don't
mind me don't mind me Cause
I'm just a little boy Na
na na na na na na na na
na na na na na na na na
na na na na na na na na
na na na na na na Don't
mind me don't Cause
I'm just little boy"
There’s clones in the bacta tanks,"Storm Troopers at the base
The planet is better
With the new magistrate
Is it right or wrong to do what you must do?
Grogu just wants to eat cookies
Just wants to eat cookies
It’s more than just a skeleton crew
Deactivate the cooling
Strike a blow for innocence
Oh who are we fooling
Try to fix the ship, wires red and blue
Grogu just wants to eat cookies
Just wants to eat cookies"
Memories unfolding Chunks,"of electricity dislodged The
hand you thought you were holding Is
actually a figment of your head and it
isn't there at all My
synapse My
folded gray Matter
making me do and say Whatever
I have to to survive This
is a matter of life and death I
didn't ask to be alive But
I will fight till i have nothing left
Dark doors unlocking Whispered
voices that speak to me I can't see
who's talking If
I could see I'd
clearly know just how to be My
chemicals My
DNA Churning
making me do and say Whatever
I have to to survive This
is a matter of life and death I
didn't ask to be alive But
I will fight till i have nothing left
I thought all the wires had been severed
But I soldered them back together it's an
always risky sad endeavor Turning
back on the lights Waves
of heat come flooding It's
a system overload The
picture's dark, the signal's muddy And
we're on the dark side of the road
My heart beats Says
bombs away My
lungs contract and I'll
do or say"
I measure time by the songs I write,"I have bad dreams every night I measure
my own self worth I don't know which
is worse I don't know which way to
go I measure days by the songs I
sing they all get annoying Sooner
or later somebody comes and says Shut
up shut up shut up shut up shut
up shut up I measure my self worth
by the words I say every day I
measure it all the way down to the
ounce to the meter to the Santa
Santa meter oh no oh no oh no
oh no oh no oh no that's not
what I wanted to say at all I'm
not good enough for this or that I'm
not good good good good who do you
think you are Who
do you who do you think you are
Who do you think you are You
are you I say who do you think
But that's not what I really want to
say is it No
But I don't know how to give it
I just think well I better say say
it the best I can the best I
can the best I can the best I
can"
I was born in ‘82,"Back when Regan was still kind of new
The 90’s came and went so fast
So did the aughts and so did the aughts
I remember thinking in ‘98
Everything I see, I hate
There’s no style, it all just is
Of course I was wrong, of course I was wrong
I remember thinking in ‘92
Doesn’t’ get much better than this, woo hoo
But then I was nervous about everything
At least I could play a video game
What if we all just traded places?
Well I’d never fit in, in any cases
Well who defines themselves?
Not me, not me
Don’t call me a millennial
Don’t try and tell me how I feel
Stop with your generalizing
Foolish human, foolish human
Foolish human, foolish human"
Springtime in Vienna,"Children scream in german
Sun is shinging down
Austrian birds are chirping
And I wonder...
Could this be anywhere?
And I'm just sitting here in the backyard
Could this be any backyard?
Airplanes overhead
Flowers all a blooming'
It's cold in the morning
And warmer in the afternoon
And I wonder...
What makes it different?
Could this be Ohio
Could this be Moscow
Could this be Tokyo"
there was a doggy driving the fire engine,"There was a cat manning the hose
they drove real fast to where the fire was
and you know how the siren goes
wooooooooooooooo
they got to the burning building
they saved everyone inside
they didn't forget about the mouse
they left nobody behind
the mouse said squeak squeak squeak
thanks for saving me so
here's some cheese have some please
and the siren always goes
woooooooooooooooo
a doggy a cat and a fire engine
a doggy a cat and a fire engine"
Merry Christmas,"We gave a mad man
The nuclear codes
He doesn’t give a shit
He just wants to
Till the hole
Left by the father
Who didn’t love him
And if that means blowing up the world
Then so be it
He’ll see to it
Holly jolly nuclear codes"
This city is mine,"I own these streets
Want anything done
You come through me
As for challengers
I’d take any
I know every nook
I know every cranny
This city is mine
I’ve watched it change
And I watch now over
All that remains
Goodbye bodegas
The rent goes up
This city is mine
My one true love
This city is mine
I was born right here
I recall when this city
Was something to fear
If you see me coming
Get out of the way
I walk in the rhythm
And the hum of this place
This city is mine
Block by block
I’ve picked up bodies
From the sidewalk
I’ve put down roots
I’ve fought and I’ve grieved
You can offer me money
But I’ll never leave"
Death and time and who am I That's,"all I ever sing about The
seasons changing here I stay I don't sing
I just shout I shout out loud I
shout I shout once or twice or three
I think it might be nice to improvise
a song about something else But
all I got is all I want and
that's time and death To
be in myself in myself in myself Death
and time Just
like Einstein
Thinking about death and time all the time
You know that like a little rat I
press the button over and over again I
got no friends I can't pretend that I'm
happy or sad I'm
just here singing another song Doing
my very best to get along Death
and time Death
and time that's what I think about Like
Einstein Death
and time Death
in time That's
what I think about like it's done What
do you do when you want to find
a way to understand things you can That
nobody ever will It's
all just a mystery oh no Death
and time and consciousness and what I feel
so strange every day no no no no
Don' about me Cause
this is how I deal with it don't
worry about me Cause
this is how I deal with it Death
in time Death
in time Thinking
about death Just
like Einstein
Death in time Death
in time Why
I do I live on this planet Whoa
Where there's so many things that I don't
understand"
There are people in this world with more,"power than me Who
could take a real stand, could change the
course of history congress full of cowards that
could fix this mess There
must be patriotic heroes at the IRS
Somebody somewhere is staring at their screen At
a video file called Trump
hotel.mov And
it’s my and i can’t just let this
be I’ve
got a duty to this country, I know
it’s up to me I start to sweat,
my vision starts to blur I think about
Apprentice tapes that hide Trump
racial slurs I think about terms of service
and lies and threats Fake
news and insults as rotten as it gets
I think about Khizr
Khan, I think about Sally
Yates I wonder to myself if I got
what it takes I feel like I’m
choking, like my heart will explode I think
about Nazis
and nuclear codes And
I do it I hit suspend Someone’s
got to bring this twitter reign of terror
to an end I’m
leaving anyway So
fuck you I’m
gonna do what Biz
and Jack
are too cowardly to do 11 minutes that’s
all we get But
that 11 minutes were just the fucking best
I’m leaving anyway So
fuck you I’m
gonna do what Biz
and Jack
are too cowardly to do"
I had a big bad dream that put,"me into that space when my face was
replaced Replace
I took another look at the big book
that I knew was the thing to make
me sing out of my butt I didn't
know what to do Nobody
knows you better than you know yourself Nobody
knows you better than when you meet Somehow
I fell down and deep well I couldn't
tell if I was in Hel
all the creatures had a little light that
blinked Nobody
knows you better Nobody
knows you better Nobody
knows you better Nobody
knows you better Then
you know yourself Then
you know yourself Then
you know yourself"
Flappy bird,"Flappy flappy bird
Flappy bird, goddammit x2
It's frustrating
It's covered in ads
There's Mario pipes
The background never changes
You might think
This makes it bad
But it's so compelling
It's kind of outrageous
The game was made by Dong Nguyen
He's not comfortable with the spotlight
So let's just marvel at the pain, the pain
And the joy and the sorrow all mixed up right
Flappy bird
Flappy flappy bird
Flappy bird, goddammit
One thing I've noticed is the game mechanic
Is pretty similar to Mario swimming
Dong loves Mario as much as me
I marvel at the simplicity
I just want to beat my high score
The game was made in just 3 days
Shows to go you never know just what you'll make
Dong's made a lot of games
But none just right like flappy wings
Flappy flappy flappy wings
I find inspiring
He makes it look easy
Much fun
So simplicity"
When you come down and it’s pouring rain,"Is it drugs or just my broken brain
Don’t blow it, this is your one chance
To disappear while god laughs at your plans
When you stop looking that’s when you find
Is it your drugs or your broken mind
Someday soon you’ll come out of this
Until then well if the glove fits
I’ve been to Texas and Oregon too
Route 66 only made me blue
I’ve crisscrossed the country loads of times
Never found nothing to fix my broken mind
When the lazy river comes home to roost
And your thigh deep in Mark Twain’s boots
You tip tip toe around afraid of change
Is it drugs or just my broken brain"
i was on my way,"but i was over taken
by faceless strangers
a band of angels
who carried me
they touched me with their hands
i fell i could not stand
they picked me up
when i was no one
they carried me away
i thought i was awake
i thought i was asleep
the hand knew how to take
the hands knew how to keep
i was on the road
when my heart exploded
faceless strangers
a band of angels
carried me away"
Representatives Cheney,"And Kinzinger
Are participating
In persecution of ordinary citizens
For engaging in
Legitimate political discourse
Their behavior has been
Destructive to the institution
Of the house of representatives
And the republic"
Okay,"Name that game
Name that game
Name that game
That game
That game
That's game
Let's name that games
Let's name that game
That's games
Let's name that game
That's games
Name
That's game
That
That game
Name
Wait we have to do that right"
"Once you see it, look away","Now look back, and then say
The magic words to make it disappear
The fruit from the tree you gotta leave it here
Mothers don’t let your kids
Grow up to do what the rest of us did
Keep them out of the sharing economy
Turn them into robots before they’re free
I’ve got a little secret to tell
I made a wish in a wishing well
That I could be the coolest on the plain
But now it turns out I’m just insane
if I don’t think and write instead
Will I wake in the morning with an empty head
Watching all the leaves blow in the wind
Trying to see the light thats streaming in
I don’t want to bore you here
I make it cloudy and I make it clear
Why don’t I just say what I want to say
Cuz, man, songs don’t work that way"
Medicare for all - More,"Criminal Justice Reform - More
Green New Deal - More
Abolishing ICE - Probably
Reparations  - More
Jobs Guarantee - More
Break up the banks - More
College tuition free - Probably"
When Hank,"was 13, he married a man named Bill
He was a serial, serial, serial killer But
when Hank
learned gay marriage was illegal, he killed and
ate Bill
So is not to leave a trail Hank,
Hank, you are so bad, you are so
bad, Hank,
Hank, you are so bad You're
an evil Cowboy,
and you're Ninja
Hank"
I am hungry,"What can I eat?
My stomach is growling
Going “bubble bubble”
I’m hungry
Jumping out of my seat
If I don’t eat soon
I’m gonna be in trouble, trouble
There’s no food here
And I’m poor as a pauper
I didn’t eat breakfast
And I didn’t eat supper
I’m starving for some sustenance
And eat some custards greens
Or some mustard greens
What should I do?
That I tell you
What should I do?
Feast on the glory of the sun
On the glory of the sun
On the glory of the sun
On the glory of the sun
On the glory of the sun
On the glory of the sun
On the glory of the sun
On the glory of the sun
Feast on the glory of the sun
Feast on the glory of the sun
On the glory of the sun
On the glory of the sun
Feast feast feast feast
On the glory
Feast feast feast feast
On the glory
Feast feast feast feast
On the glory
Feast feast feast feast
On the glory
Of the sun, now
On the glo-o-o-o-ry of the sunnnnn"
I'm not covering peter gabriel,"but there was a jackhammer that woke me up
early in the morning
it gave me a headache before i even
got out of bed and that's annoying
why they have to start so early
hey jackhammer dude cut it out
i know your doing your job
but that kind of noise is just to much
for a human being to handle
hey jackhammer dude hammer your jacks
somewhere else maybe like on the moon
human beings weren't meant for stuff so loud
it's taking a little getting used to
this city living in the heart of things
but i'm not complaining
stuffs convenient as can be and
i like it that way but i miss the trees
and i miss the quiet peepers"
The song Okay,"The grass is always greener The
voice inside is meaner The
minutes you spend stealing yourself against your feelings
these are your minutes your only spiraling minutes
And it can be downright scary that this
time is arbitrary It's
the only time you have It's
enough to drive you mad when you sit
there still closing your eyes until you can
feel the tilt a whirl That's
the spinning of the whirl That's
the vacuum of space That's
where everything takes place And
that's just where you now sit in the
middle of all of it and on the
sidelines too It
is and isn't about you I am like
an elephant who doesn't know what he wants
who gets stuck in the marsh And
the voice inside is harsh There's
no supporting role I try to make room
in my skull but the damn thing is
full so I'm
left feeling unsatisfied"
on the banks of the river,"watching tugboats tug
i looked to a squirrel for a hug
instead i got an acorn
thrown into my face
and i cried
why try to be something
other than what you are
ain't nothing lies down that path but pain
change is gonna happen
when you least expect it
but it may feel like everything's the same
on the top of a building
watching cars like ants
i asked a pigeon to dance
instead i got some feathers
spit out onto my shoe
and i cried
on the bottom of the ocean
watching starfish crawl
i asked a shark if she wanted to play baseball
instead she up and ate me
now i'm stuck inside her belly
and i died"
Singing song like so many times before,"Don't worry when
I get to the hotel
Cause
I just wanna relax a little maybe get some food
I don't wanna have to do my song when
I don't wanna do it when
I import"
Everybody hates ETH,"That’s the consensus now
Dumb old ethereum
They call her a fat old cow
They say put her out to pasture
Her time has come and gone
But they’re wrong
I see them laughing
Laugh at Vitalik
But he’s a real one
And we got more devs
Look at the core devs
They are getting it done
And the shifting hues
Of all the L2s
Were an empire
Feel free to
Rbe  mad and
Hate on the road map
But we’ll go higher"
Selfie stick,"Kids these days
Selfie stick
I feel old
Selfie stick
Back in my day
Selfie stick
Get off my lawn
Selfie stick
Minecraft
Selfie stick
Snapchat
Selfie stick
I feel old
Selfie stick
Get off my lawn"
Gotta do my song real quick and then,"I'll be done I'm
working so so hard and then I'll
play around in the sun in the winter
time when the trees are all bare do
my song real quick and then I'm
done Dun
dun dun dun dun I gotta do my
song real quick and then I'll
be done oh I gotta do my song
real quick and then I'll
be done"
Six little coins go up in the air,"Gotta ask first what they doing there
I chance the same as democracy
Do we leave this to probability?
Six little coins all come down
Hillary wins six little towns
Would it make a difference in the big show
I don’t know, I don’t know
Flip a coin just flip a coin
Let’s find an emperor to anoint
Let’s say I saw her in a dream
She is bound to be our queen
Six little coins, no votes, no votes
Coins tell the truth that’s all she wrote
What are the chances what are the odds
Must have been ordained by god"
There once was a dude name Joel,"And he was obsessed with gold
Kept it locked away
Was all he did all day
Never anything bought or sold
It was his whole life
Without it he would die
It was his soul
He felt in control
it was Joel and his gold all night
Sitting staring at the moonlight
There are some things that money can't buy
But Joel didn't care about those
He just kept a watchful eye
On his pile of gold his great big pile of gold
One day Joel was counting his bricks
He had just gotten to the number 6
Hundred sixty thousand
When his gold mountain
Started to fall right quick
Millions and millions of bricks
He said mountain please stop falling
But the mountain didn't care at all
It toppled and Joel
Was crushed by all his gold
Crushed by his mountain tall
And that was all
There are some things that money can't buy
But Joel didn't care about those
He just kept a watchful eye
On his pile of gold his great big pile of gold
Some things that money can't buy
And you should care about these
You can't take gold with you when you die
But some things last for eternity"
Get your information from a website or a,"book Everything
is relative, everything is relative You’ll
find what your are looking for in the
last place that you look You’ll
get out what you give, you’ll get out
what you give Facebook
Likes And
babes on bikes Twitter
followers And
sword swallowers You’ll
run slower on the sand than you would
on grass Vicious
and viscous, Vicious
and viscous The
length of the hypotenuse is equal to it’s
mass piece of pie, so delicious, a kitty
cat with tickling whiskers Facebook
Likes And
babes on bikes Twitter
followers And
sword swallowers"
And my data seemed unprotected,"Suddenly some masked ninjas snuck in so unexpected
They wanted my data with thoughts of impurity
But lucky for me I had some security
Database security is important for everybody
Whatever you do
Whatever has been
Keep your database safe or the ninjas will win
Don’t let the ninjas win x3
Keep the database safe
Don’t let the ninjas win x3
Keep the database safe"
He’s one part fire and he’s one part ice,"He’s good looking and he knows how to fight
United we stand divided in the mud
Winter is coming fire and blood
Jon Snow for president
He’s always been a man apart
Tough life and a humble start
His loyal friends have got his back
He knows how to handle a zombie attack"
The banks that gave out predatory loans Also,"paid Hillary
to come and speak What
did she say to them, I really wanna
know And
why can’t we take a peek This
guy David
Brock who is a political shill He
wrote a book that smeared Anita
Hill And
then admitted he made it all up, what
a laugh Why’s
Hillary letting him smear Bernie
on her behalf Hillary
sat on the board of Walmart
They treat women pretty much the worst The
way they treat workers is rotten to the
core What
motivated Hillary
to sit on the board These
are questions that i really want to know
the answer to Some
of the questions I’d
really like to know the answer to We
all know Hillary
voted for the Iraq
War, ok bad call sure that a lot
of folks made But
she just released a letter that was sealed
and signed By
a bunch of folks with military contractor ties
Why, why, military contractor ties Why’s
she involved with these guys? And
I’m a Bernie
fanatic, this much is true I was born
in 1982 The
year he became mayor of my home town
I grew up seeing first hand the kind
of change he brings around And
I know he’s not a saint i know
he’s not a savior But
sitting on the board of Walmart
is not his kind of behavior But
you know I watched Hillary
get grilled for 11 hours by republicans I
said, damn, I’ll
vote for her in a nanosec Seriously,
11 hour! Who
can do that? I couldn’t do that. It
was impressive So
don’t think that I’m
some kind of regressive progressive I’m
gonna vote for Hillary,
if she gets the nom I’ll
happily vote for Hillary
if she gets the nom But
look: Walmart
is bad for workers and women The
banks made predatory loans to people of color
The military contractors make money off war Seems
to me war’s got the patriarchy down at
it’s core"
Love is complicated,"You can love it or hate it
Love it
She's not exactly what you want
When you go to the movies
And she don't say nothing
Oh love is complicated
Oh love is complicated
Oh love is
No
Love is so so complicated
You don't match
You don't match exactly the way you are
You look around
But you're afraid
You know of being alone
Love is complicated
Love is complicated
It's complicated
When you don't know how to get a love that you want
When you don't know how to get the love that you want
Nail that mate
Absolutely nailed that"
Me and Ram Dass in a virtual photo booth,"Me and Ram Dass in a virtual photo booth
Me and Ram Dass in a virtual photo booth
Me and Ram Dass in a virtual photo booth
Me and Ram Dass in a virtual photo booth
Me and Ram Dass in a virtual photo booth
Me and Ram Dass in a virtual photo booth
Me and Ram Dass in a virtual photo booth
That’s me and that’s Ram Dass
In a virtual
Photo booth
That’s me and that’s Ram Dass
In a virtual
Photo booth
It’s
Me and Ram Dass in a virtual photo booth
Me and Ram Dass in a virtual photo booth
Me and Ram Dass in a virtual photo booth
Me and Ram Dass in a virtual photo booth
Me and Ram Dass in a virtual photo booth
Me and Ram Dass in a virtual photo booth
Me and Ram Dass in a virtual photo booth
Me and Ram Dass in a virtual photo booth
Virtual Photo Booth
Virtual
Me and Ram Dass
Oh yeah"
Exercising the demons that there used to dwell,"And they don’t want to go
But I just tell them, “No, you may not stay.”
I paint them away, I paint them away
But I’m changing the color of my walls
I’m circling the wagons and I’m moving in
I pull out my six, but the demons got the fix
But I’m too quick
I got them lit
I paint them away
Yeah, I paint
Oh, I paint
And then I paint
I paint them away
Demons"
Google wouldn’t exist,"If Microsoft hadn’t been stopped
The greatest concentration of human capital
Just to sell another fucking Nissan
Scott is a commie pinko
At least Fox News says he is
He wants break up the big four
What’s the reason that he gives?
Is it because they’re evil (NO)
Because they don’t pay taxes (NO)
Is it because they destroy jobs (NO)
It’s because he’s capitalist
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Gotta break em up, gotta break em up
It’s very very wet
At the bottom of a strategy cascade
No plan survives contact with the enemy
I know it’s your baby, but it’s an ugly baby I’m afraid
I’m gonna demolish your strategy house with a pile of dynamite today
And Burger King makes us happier
But happiness doesn’t pay
McDonalds has a higher ROIC
Subaru can do one thing well
Preserve the occupant
When something is high weight and low variance
Sock puppet the hell out of it (but don’t use glitter)
And is Scott a hardcore socialist
Does he dream of Karl Marx?
He wants to break up the big four
Whats the reason in his heart of hearts?
Marketers are like Tigger, eternal optimists
There are 12 powers of good marketing leaders
Which I don’t have time to list
Early consensus is a bad sign
Group decisions are treacherous
There’s the deep need to conform
And the rationality of silence
Cheap capital is fighting unfair
Digital makes weapons of diligence
Amazon’s the next Sephora
People search for the names of ingredients
If you’ve got a lump of clay
You should make something every day
Don’t worry about perfection
You’ll never get it anyway
Is Scott just a great big wimp
Who’s afraid to compete
He wants to break up the big four
What could his reasons be?"
This ukulele's always out of tune,"This ukulele's always out of tune
This ukulele's always out of tune
This
This
To this ukulele's always out of tune
It's always out of tune
It's always out of tune
This
And now the baby is chewing on the"
You're made of carbon and so am I,"I roll down a hill like you roll
the die and if I had a shoe
all over again I might have put a
little sugar in my tin I might have
put a little sugar in my tin I
was sitting in the parking lot I was
minding my own I was listening to Lou
Reed by way of the rolling stone and
a thought occurred to me Someday
I will be dead and I hope that
I have a little sugar in my tin
by then and I hope I have a
little sugar in my tin by then There
was never any doubt that it was gonna
go this way still nothing is written Everything
just floats away I am made of carbon
and you are too I'll
be looking to the future When
I got some sugar in my tin for
you Sugar
in my tin Sugar
in my tin for you for you for
you Sugar
in my tin well the world is all
up if you didn't know now you do
Everybody's looking for answers the only way out
is through and I don't know what I'm
doing Doesn't
feel like enough I just hope I can
get some sugar in my tin in my
cup I just hope I can get some
sugar chin in in my cup I just
hope I can get some sugar sugar Give
me sugar give me sugar give me sugar
in my tin in my cup"
Overflowing mailbag Sounds,"dirty It
does sound a little dirty My
name is Sexy
Craig Oh
my name is Sexy
Craig Mason
My name is Sexy
Craig Oh
my name is Sexy
Craig Mason
Hey man I'll
give you what you want What
are you looking for buddy I'll
give you what you want Interesting
Yeah Sexy
Craig doesn't last that long Sexy
Craig goes where he wants I don't need
them to tell me what to do Yeah
you want to head off Sexy
Craig You
can head off Sexy
Craig My
name is Sexy
Craig Oh
my name is Sexy
Craig Mason
My name is Sexy
Craig Oh
my name is Sexy
Craig Mason
My name is Sexy
Craig Oh
my name is Sexy
Craig Mason
My name is Sexy
Craig Oh
my name is Sexy
Craig I'm
not saying that Sexy
Craig is going to show up or anything
but he almost showed up just because I
don't know Thank
you for keeping him at bay No
no no problem I mean listen I've
been taking bets I mean we're already in
the middle of a pandemic We
don't need sexy credit He
is a super spreader if they're ever I
don't think he respects social distance I'm
just saying My
name is Sexy
Craig Oh
my name is Sexy
Craig Mason
My name is Sexy
Cray Oh
my name is Sexy
Craig My
name is Sexy
Craig Oh
my name is Sexy
Craig Mazin
My name is Sexy
Craig Oh
my name"
What do you think What,"do you think What
do you think What
do you think Think
What do you think What
do you think What
do you think What
do you think What
do you think What
do you think What
do you think What
do you think I don't I try not
to think too much I think so I
know I don't think but am I even
here I don't know I don't think so
What do you think What
do you think What
do you think What
do you think Think
What do you think What
do you think What
do you think Think
think think what do you think What
do you think What
do you think What
do you think Think
think I don't I don't think at all
no If
you see me thinking I'm
faking it like alcohol if what's going on
in my mind it's nothing all the time
what do you think What
do you think What
do you think Dink
dink what do you think What
do you think What
do you think Think
think what do you think Think
think what do you think Think
think I try not to but I do
I must admit that I've
been lying to you Because
I think Yes
I do I like to think that I
don't think But
I do think think think I think all
the time so what do you think What
do you think What
do you think Think
what do you think Think
what do you think What
do you think What
do you think Think
think think what do you what do you
think What
do you think What
do you think Think
what do you think Think
think what do you think"
Vagina vagina,"What a beautiful word
If you can't say vagina
You're being absurd
If you can't say vagina
Then don't legislate
The vaginas of women
All over your state
When I was a wee lad
Of seven or six
I couldn't say vagina
Without a laugh on my lips
But as I got older
I found I could say
Vagina vagina vagina all day
Vagina!
Vagina! Vagina!
From Michigan down to north Carolina
From Virginia to Texas and all over this land
Vaginas are being wrongly threatened
I have a penis I don't have vagina
So on certain subjects I'm not qualified
My body is my me and your body's is you
I wont make laws about yours don't make laws about mine
Vagina! Vagina!
Say it with me Vagina
If you can't say the word
Your out of your mind-a
You're not ready for sex
Much less making up laws
This outrage of yours
Is the last of the straws
Stop being jerks
Stop being children
You'll lose in these battles
This isn't madmen
All you internet trolls
and you senator cartels
stop dragging the rest of us
down to your hells"
It's been a long time since,"I've done an acapella song
long long time since an acapella song
It's been a long time since
I done an acapella song
long long time since an acapella song
It's been a long time since
I did an acapella song
It's been a long time since
I did an acapella song
It's been a long long time since an acapella song
Been a long time since
I did an acapella song
It's been a long time since
I did a song on acapella song
Since
I did a song standing out by city hall
City hall is right over there
It's been a long time since
I done an acapella song
Oh yeah"
I feel gigantic,"And tiny as a one celled organism
My thoughts are frantic
And my body’s sedentary as a prison
Ten cents per bag
Ten cents bring your own cup
Charles Koch is dead
But he’ll still be fucking it up
From beyond the grave
And ooooo the earth will be fine
But ooooo we’re all gonna die
Someday
I used to blame
My anxiety on a scary baby sitter
Now it’s just a game
I’m going to post this song to twitter
But no cornucopia
Of likes and retweets
No amount reaching
Through this computer screen
Will help
And ooooo the earth will be fine
But ooooo we’re all gonna die
Someday"
I am craving institutional validation,"Validation
But I know
No matter how much
It’ll never be enough
And i don’t really need it"
Are you ready for a very radical statement,"You think you just fell out of a
coconut tree you exist in the context of
all in which you live came before you
you think you just fell out of a
coconut tree everything is in context all in
which you live came before you you think
you just fell out of a coconut tree
I can imagine what can be and be
unburdened by what has been of all in
which you live what can be unburdened by
what has been what can be un unburdened
by what has been what can be unburdened
by what has been what can be unburdened
by what has been what can be unburdened
by what has been what can be unburdened
by what has been I can imagine what
can be can be unburdened by what has
been all in which you live what came
before you do you think you just fell
out of a coconut tree coconut tree you
think you just fell out of a coconut
tree Everything
is in context coconut tree coconut tree think
you just fell out of a coconut tree
Coconut tree fell out of a coconut tree
every tree live you think you just imagine
what can be be unburdened by what has
been"
Thomas on the track,"The track track track
Never looking back
back back back
Jumping to and fro
fro fro fro
Percy down below
low low low
Thomas number 1
one one one
Blue engine
jun jun jun
Percy number six
Lets off steam
Thomas is blue
Percy is green
He goes up and he comes down
And then he flies all around"
Full steam ahead,"Until we drop dead
Nose to the grindstone
In every single timezone
We gotta make this happen
Get those neurons zappin’
March to a single beat
Dig way down deep beneath
Come up with new solutions
Be compassionate and ruthless
Follow every gut check
Put on that old time jet pack
Full steam ahead
Until we’re out of bread
Until the sun is blackened
Consciousness is slackened
We’re backed into a corner
But we know we’ll see the morning"
Donald,"Trump today
I don't wanna sing about them anyways
Back when
I didn't have kids
I thought
I was strapped for time
And then
I had one kid and
I said oh the time ain't mine
And then
I had another kid and
I got no time
Even less time than
I had before
I got no time no time at all so
I don't wanna waste it on
Donald
Trump don't wanna waste it on
Donald
Trump"
Give Mike Flynn,"Whatever the hell he wants
Give him an alibi
Give him a ghost that haunts
Give him whatever he needs
To talk talk talk
Give Mike Flynn
Whatever the hell he wants
Give mike Flynn
Whatever the hell he asks
If he likes whiskey
Give him a thousand casks
Give him what he needs to
Put trump on blast blast blast
Give mike Flynn
Whatever the hell he asks
Give mike Flynn
Whatever the hell he desires
Just make sure you write down
Who and how they conspired
Whatever the hell he needs
To build the case higher, higher higher
Give mike flynn
Whatever the hell he desires
Give mike Flynn
Whatever it is he lacks
If he’s got old tapes
Whip out the beta max
Whatever the hell he needs
To tell you facts facts facts
Give mike Flynn
Whatever it is he lacks
Give mike Flynn
Whatever it is he craves
Give him a high speed train
Give him a road that’s paved
Whatever it is he needs
To put him away way way
Give mike Flynn
Whatever it is he craves"
Oh no Where,"we gonna go? To
the forest near the house where I grew
up and fell in love Oh
no Where
we gonna go? To
a dream where I am falling and then
I’m chasing what I can’t see Tell
me where oh where Where
we gonna go To
the forest near the house In
the town where I grew up Down
there by the pond To
the spot I used to love Tell
me where oh where Where
we gonna go Our
apartment in New
York Or
to the Empire
State Where
are we going?"
Not everything can be a masterpiece,"Not everything can be a piece of shit
Not everything can be a big relief
Not everything can be a bullet that you bit
bullet that you bit
Not everything can be a snowflake
Not everything can be a drop of rain
Not everything can be an earthquake
Not everything can be a dragon slain
dragon slain
But if one theory is right
And there are infinite universes
Then everyday has been every night
And every blessing has been all curses
Not everything can be a free ride
Not everything can be a hefty toll
Not everything can be a tie dyed
Space time adventure to the center of the soul
Not everything can be a war zone
Not everything can be a skinny-dip
Not everything can be a pay phone
Not everything can be a chocolate chip"
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Keep up to date with the latest news on the blog
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Forex trading is a great alternative
To the stock market
Especially now when things are so volatile
In the stock market world
popular part of the site
Is the best Forex broker top list
Where they review Forex brokers
And make recommendations just for you
And here are some of the other things
You will find, on OnlineForex.net
Political risk
Interest rates
Inflation and GDP growth
Valuation of currencies
Purchasing power parity
Foreign trade
And what impacts the exchange rates
Oh they got an FAQ with a glossary
With Forex terms that you may need
They cover all the major currencies
And trading strategies
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Yeah
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Me an adult me and adults me and,"adult me an adult me and adults me
and a cat Me
an adult me an adult me and a
couch Me
and a touch me on a d and
a pout Me
and a pout Me
and a touch me on a couch Be
on a couch Be
on the couch Me
and a couch Be
on a couch Anything
else you want to say No"
We left the mess of SBF,"Way back in 22
Maximum pain became only gains
Vitalik we’re coming for you
We got a lot of points and more meme coins
Than even Ethereum
We had a good run, we had a lot of fun
But Solana went down again
Eth maxis sound like btc maxis in 17
You cope and seethe you can’t believe
TVL is flippening
dream come true we’ll be number 2
Not if just a matter of when
We’ll get it done in the next bull run
But Solana went down again"
Unemployment is much much too high Wages,"are much much too low we gotta break
through this old approach yeah we got a
crisis right now as you know Unemployment
is much much too high Wages
are much much too low we gotta break
through this old approach yeah we got a
crisis right now as you know we gotta
do everything Let's
do it We
can chew bubblegum and walk at the same
time Reconciliation
was used by the Republicans
Massive tax rates large corporations You
did it We're
going to do it To
protect ordinary people Yeah
Unemployment is much much too high Wages
are much much too low we got to
break through this old approach yeah we got
a crisis right now as you know If
Republicans are willing to work with us to
address that crisis welcome Let's
do it But
what we cannot do is wait weeks and
weeks and months and months and weeks and
weeks and months and months and weeks and
weeks and months and months and weeks and
weeks and months and months Unemployment
is much much too high Wages
are much much too low we gotta break
through this old approach yeah we got a
crisis right now as you know Unemployment
is much much too high Wages
are much much too low we gotta break
through this old approach Yeah
we got a crisis You
alluded to this You
are the chairman of the Budget
Committee Are
going to be Yeah"
Head up in the clouds and my feet,"down on the ground Everybody
shouting now now now But
I'm just doing the best that I can
Trying to be a man man man man
And the pony in the parlor understand When
I dance I dance dance dance Take
a shake around the house and move your
body right Move
it in the morning time and move it
down at night You
won't get any younger but you might find
that you will have some time to kill
And the pony in the parlor doesn't know
what your name is and she doesn't care
Break a piece of my head and put
it in your soup Put
it in the basket 1 2 3 Alleo
But I just sitting on the sidelines now
Trying to figure out how to milk this
cow And
the pony in the parlor says okay we
will do it We
will do it your way Time
is like an arrow Time
is like a candle too Time
will make a fool out of me now
to you But
I know waiting my time I'm
just gonna take what is mine And
the pony and the parlor says okay do
it Do
whatever you gotta do Do
whatever you gotta do"
There’s a smoothie,"There’s a unicorn up the hill
And we’re going to the movies
Cuz we got time to kill
I never knew
How much you
Could take a my bullshit
Could take a my bullshit
There’s a smoothie
There’s a jack in the box
There’s a thing in the movies
All covered with padded locks
And I never knew
How much you
Could take a my bullshit
Could take a my bullshit
Could take a my bullshit
Could take a my bullshit
Don’t you ever just think about
Going somewhere nobody knows
Anything about
All that holes
In your clothes
And the things
That you say
There’s a smoothie
There’s a cat on the rug
There’s an eye in the movie
Dilated with drugs
I never knew
How much you
Could take a my bullshit
Could take a my bullshit
Take a my bullshit
Take a my bullshit
Take a my bullshit
Bullshit"
It's so much easier to bike,"When I keep my tires inflated
80 PSI
No that can't be over stated
I take a big deep breath
And hold as long as I can
Cause it's easier to breathe
When my body is a screaming
Little bits will all fall
Away
The smell of cooking meat
And the people in the street
Little bits will all fall
Away
Pungent unknown fumes
And the cars driving like tombs
Will be replaced by things that grow
All the green that I used to know
It's so much easier to act
When sufficiently prepared
I'd turn the clock back
And be more self aware
I turned down a job
Because in that very moment
The idea of a job
Was outside my mental orbit
But these little bits will all fall away
The things I should have said
All the tiny daily dread
Little bits will all fall away
I'll move when I wanna move
I'll have nothing to prove
All the excess weight
Will change and dissipate
Why does it feel like I'm waiting?
I testing my own patience
Some steamroller vacation
I'm revolted but salivating
I bounce from there to here
In some controlled descent despair
It's so much easier to sleep
When I have a reason to wake up
And if my insides don't agree
Then I have have to make it up
I drip out of the bed
Molecule by molecule
And build myself again
From the pieces of the day before
These little bits that all fall away
Blood and skin and bone
Heart and mind and soul
Little bits will all fall away
Until the only thing inspired
Is the breath within the tires
And I ride into the dark
My two wheeled little arc"
The first doctor stole a Tardis,"and with his grand daughter Susan
Went joyriding through space and time, across all
of it was crusin Slow
to trust newcomers, and often some what guarded
But over time he softened up until suddenly
departed The
second doctor was warm and wise and played
on his recorder He
seemed to be buffoonish, a clown cloaked in
disorder He
was a cosmic hobo and he wore a
big fur coat Had
a knack for deception and a bow tie
around his throat The
third doctor was an action hero who knew
the martial arts He
was a dashing dandy bold and brash with
heart Exiled
by his people, he teamed up with UNIT
He was always very protective of his humans
11 doctors and 50 years Spinning
tardis and grinding gears Who’s
your favorite doctor And
what’s the reason why The
doctor makes me jump for joy The
doctor makes me cry The
fourth doctor seemed young, was eccentric from the
start Always
had Jelly
Babies and a long, long scarf His
charm and luck were off the charts, he
beat every disaster But
he left us saving the universe from the
Master The
fifth doctor was fond of cricket, had celery
on his lapel He
had an innocence and compassion that were new
as well Vulnerable
and emotional, no sonic screwdriver for him Improvisation
and science, always clever on a whim The
sixth doctor was totally manic maybe certifiable And
like the colors of his suits he was
unpredictable Subtly
was not his thing but he was always
brave He
still had that doctor charm but he quick
to rage The
seventh doctor loved adventure for adventure’s sake He’d
make you think he was a buffoon but
you would be mistaken Intelligent,
lighthearted, he always loved a plan He
embraced his role as Time
Lord, he was a very secretive man The
eighth doctor had fits of amnesia and a
sensitive side He’d
talk about his childhood and was such a
romantic guy The
time war was raging and he didn’t want
to be involved But
his mind was soon changed by the sisterhood
of karn The
eighth and a half doctor was a warrior
Fighting in the time war, fighting in the
time war The
ninth doctor was intense cuz he survived the
time war He
had deep psychological trauma as the sole surviving
time lord He
covered all that up though with jokes and
frivolity Nonetheless
was capable of great, great cruelty The
tenth doctor was bright and playful but he
had a darker side He
loved his companion Rose,
though these feelings he would hide He
loved earth, was passionate, had an affair with
the queen He
didn’t want to regenerate no, he did not
want to leave The
eleventh doctor was quirky and quick youthfully enthused
Born into his crashing Tardis,
he was quite a dapper dude With
his keen observational skills, he saw the time
erasing cracks He
was very aware of his age and he
brought the bow tie back"
You don’t show the world your midnight texts,"They don’t see your buckling legs
Your exhaustion and your doubt
You make every photo count
And when you put the pen
Right into their hand
They don’t sign
They love what you do
But they can’t feel you
The way that I’m
Because who you are
Isn’t who you are
On the one hand you bang your head
Getting the same results that you’d expect
On the other hand you fall off the horse
And get back on it, of course
And you want her to stay
Or at least to say
That she needs you
But what you’ve given her
Is a piece of you, you’re sure
That defeats you"
"Travel day, travel day","It’s the day the travel gods get their way
Get your ass in gear cuz you can’t stay
It’s travel day
New place, new place
Step off the plane and the old’s erased
You don’t have one second to waste
It’s a brand new place
Even if you’re only there for a few days
That’s certainly enough for a little taste
Old friends and new friends all combine
Into a voltron of fun fun times
Travel day, travel day
Rest your eyes and bend and sway
Roll your worries all away
It’s travel day
Time to sleep, time to sleep
I feel that tiredness will creep
Into my bones and runs so deep
It’s time to sleep"
When life gives you apples,"Throw an apple parade
When life gives you pears
You know you’ve got it made
When life gives you bananas
Its throwing you some shade
When life gives you kiwi fruit
My friend you have been played
When life gives you oranges
Get ready for the swat team raid
When life gives you watermelon
You’re lookin to get laid
When life gives you persimmons
Make sure your pets are spayed
When life gives you lemons
You’ll marry a mermaid
When life gives you lemons"
"It's so sad, when the cookies are gone","Yeah, it's so sad, the cookies are gone
And you can't say that you don't care
I should be happy that they're not there
They're unhappy, yeah But
it's still sad, when the cookies are gone
Hey"
Jeb Bush,"or Hillary
or one of these politicians All
talk no action All
controlled by lobbyists and donors and donors All
controlled by lobbyists and donors donors donors All
controlled by lobbyists and donors and donors People
like me from previous months Okay
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going to call me Not
gonna be any good They
didn't give me any money Not
gonna be any good They
didn't give me any money They
didn't take care of me I don't need
it I don't want it I couldn't care
less Couldn't
care less You
are going to love President
Trump Bing
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from China
And I love China
Nothing wrong with China
I love the Mexican
people They
have tremendous spirit They're
taking your job taking your money They're
taking everything And
I'm gonna win the Hispanic
vote Sure
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know what that is right"
Time moves slow,"Moves quicker than you know
Turtle chase
Lava flow
Sunset
Pink glow
loose Loose lips
Long trips
Fat cat
Pink slips
time and space
fabric splits
Peace and quiet
take what you learn
apply it
bring your own
supply it
If you fail
you try it
set set sail
for the long long tail
for the time you’ll fail
to catch that whale"
Don't look at me like that you know,"I don't like it Don't
look at me like that you know I
don't like it Don't
look at me like that you know I
don't like it Don't
look at me like that you know I
don't like it you know I don't even
know which way most of the time you
know I don't even know which way to
go most of the time Don't
look at me like that you know I
don't like it Don't
look at me like that you know I
don't like it Don't
look at me like that you know I
don't like it Don't
look at me like that you know I
don't like it No
one ever tells you which way to go
Then they look at you funny Nobody
ever tells you so this is what you
have to do to make someone money honey
that's the truth That's
the truth It
ain't pretty It
ain't pretty No
no Don't
look at me like that you know Don't
like it Don't
look at me like that you know I
don't like it Don't
look at me like that you know I
don't"
Every time,"I leave the house
I have a panic attack
Every time
I go to sleep
I wonder if
I'm coming back
I'm not sure of anything except everybody feels the same
All that
I can do is say
Just sit right here and sing again
Is this how it's supposed to go
Where
I'm so out of control
Rolling from below
Panic attack
More detox
I will die
Panic attack
I am just a mammal
Trying to survive
My willow speaking grows and grows
As
I squint my eyes as my body breaks apart
Learn
Jump into delusions all the anger in my heart
Balanced by confusion
Panic attack
Harvey die
Eric attack
Panic attacks
Heartbeat
I will die
Panic attacks"
Temporally multiplexed storage of images in a Gradient,"Echo Memory
Temporally multiplexed storage of images in a Gradient
Echo Memory
We study the storage and retrieval of images
in a hot atomic vapor We
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a hot atomic vapor (hot hot hot hot!)
Using the gradient echo memory protocol. We
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study both spatial and temporal multiplexing By
storing a sequence of two different images By
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study the storage and retrieval of images in
a hot atomic vapor (hot hot hot hot!)
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in a hot atomic vapor (hot hot hot
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Temporally multiplexed storage of images in a Gradient
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This is the future OH
YEAH!"
2 days out of the year we come together,"Distant friends with a love you'll never tame
Hugs and sleeping bags and competition
And we're all here for the love of the game
For the love of the game
The politics of the games we choose get heavy
Many shout until just one remain
Tensions running high and the words are heated
But we're all arguing for the love of the game
family united by Nintendo
childhood bond stronger than any blood
We will always Go For Pro
Cuz that's what a real pro player does
When the competition is fiercest
And I look into my brother's eye
I can see the love there blooming
And it's a love, a love that'll never die
And when the weekend is over
We walk away with neither fear nor shame
We gave our all and we stuck together
We take it with us"
They don’t come late,"They don’t come early
They always come right on time
So Gather round
This is the story
Of Noun Number 69
Noun 69
Take a photograph
The memory will last
Til the end of time
Noun 69
The shutter set the spark
And in the dark
We’re developing something fine
It’s negative space
Two shapes inverted
single moment
Frozen in time
The camera clicks
You’re looking so pretty with
Noun number 69"
"Fun, entertaining","Excitement, engagement
Take a risk, inspired
Ideas, active participant
Happy, stupid cool
Relevance and resonance
Progress
Two step
Metamorphesis
Inovation
Collaboration
co create
accelerate
inspiring
creativeity
happy stupid cool
You really have to see it
It’s hard to convey
5 speakers speaking
On a single stage
SaulPaul killin it
In the round
David Garibaldi
Brings the house down"
Faces,"Long forgotten
Races
Long since run
Corridors
Déjà vu
Where the
Possible is done
Crazy
Are the doctors
Lazy
Is the nurse
Broken
Are the bones
From bad to worse
It’s impossible
It’s impossible
It’s impossible
It’s impossible
It’s impossible
It’s impossible
It’s impossible
It’s impossible
It’s impossible
It’s impossible
It’s impossible
It’s impossible
It’s impossible
It’s impossible
It’s impossible
It’s impossible"
Hey Dylan Thuras,"There ain't much about which I'm surest
But you have got the purest
Heart of any man
Great entrepreneurial courage
As curiosity you nourish
You're mighty Dylan Thuras
Galavanting across the land
Happy birthday Dylan Thuras
WHA OH WHA OH
nose to the grindstone
your not afraid to work
dungeon master role player
with a gleaming eye and smirk
breakdancer and smooth romancer
with your lovely wife michelle
and that's why we sing this song
that's why we yell"
We were singing till the sun came up,"Hoping for the best Saw
it through, you tried to carry your cards
Close to your chest Even
at the start You
tried to hide your part But
baby you know it's mine Just
give it to me But
you're gonna leave here empty And
I'm gonna drive you crazy It's
mine Don't
come undone You
started off as anyone But
you're not just anyone I could hear you
from behind the glass Whisper
in my ear Kept
me guessing right up till the last With
what I wanted to hear But
still you're loved You
kept it all locked up Baby
you know it's mine Just
give it to me But
you're gonna leave here empty And
I'm gonna drive you crazy It's
mine Don't
come undone You
started off as anyone But
you're not just anyone Into
the dark we say But
it was too late And
these words are all that's left between us
And this melody was there when we just
begun But
this song belongs to everyone We
were singing till the sun came up I
was over sure I swore I didn't need
any time To
figure out who you were But
even at the start You
tried to hide your heart Baby
you know it's mine Just
give it to me You're
gonna leave here empty And
I'm gonna drive you crazy It's
mine Don't
come undone You
started off as anyone But
you're not just anyone"
You own a business,"And you want to be found on Google
You know that it’s important
But you don’t know where to start
You get lots of spam
From SEO guys
Who want to optimize your site
They all seem kind of shady
But you know you must do something
You just wanna make sure
That what you do is right
SEO Quotient
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And be found
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You can diagnose your site
Find out just what you need
Oh to fix it
one stop shop
And they’ll help you do it right
It’s full of tools, and a community
It’s a mix of
Website owners
Business owners
Webmasters
And SEO professionals
Web designers
Web developers
Usability consultants
Oh accessibility consultants
Oh bloggers and writers and more
You can join and find the SEO answers
That you’re looking for
SEO Quotient
SEOQ.com
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Cut through the commotion
SEOQ.com
And be found"
Up in Ten Forward,"The party is complete
Data's playing violin
Geordi's dropping phat beats
Deana's eating chocolate
Drinking wine and having fun
Riker's eating burgers, on his 15th one
Riker looks at Troi and gives her the eye
He motions for her to come here
Later climbing into bed he lets out a sigh
He whispers in her ear
(He whispers in her ear)
If you weren't so drunk
If I wasn't so full
We'd be making love
Until 0600
0600
If you weren't so drunk
If I wasn't so full
We'd be making love
Until 0600
0600
Meanwhile at the party
Guinan's getting down
Q has just arrived in a sequin gown
Crusher's drinking whiskey
She knows what she wants
Picard is looking hard on his tenth croissant
He stares at her and his heart goes boom
He’s drawn into her gaze
He takes her into his ready room
As the funky music plays
(As the funky music plays)
If you weren't so drunk
If I wasn't so full
We'd be making love
Until 0600
0600
If you weren't so drunk
If I wasn't so full
We'd be making love
Until 0600
0600
If you weren't so drunk
If I wasn't so full
We'd be making love
Until the Vulcans call
We’d be making love
Until the Vulcans call
We’d be making love
Until the Vulcans call
The party's winding down
It's just the lower ranks now
Ensigns and lieutenants
Everybody's making out
Wesley Crusher sips a rum and Coke
He sees Ensign Robin Lefler and he almost chokes
She takes him by the hand and into the Holodeck
He follows in a trance
She slams him into the wall
full on body check
He knows this is his chance
(He knows this is his chance)
If you weren't so drunk
If I wasn't so full
We'd be making love
Until 0600
0600
If you weren't so drunk
We'd be making love
Until the Vulcans call
If I wasn’t so full
We'd be making love
Until the Vulcans call
If you weren't so drunk
We'd be making love
Until the Vulcans call
If I wasn’t so full
We'd be making love
Until the Vulcans call
If you weren't so drunk
If I wasn’t so full
We'd be making love
Until 0600
0600
If you weren't so drunk
If I wasn’t so full
We'd be making love
(We’d be making love)
Until 0600
0600"
Aberforth Dumbldore,"Kept his goats clean
I don’t know
To this day
Exactly what that means
Aberrforth Dumbldore
Used weird charms
On his goats
He loved the most
Out along the farm
Aberforth
Dumbldore
And his goats
Aberforth Dumbldore
Was Albus’ brother
They had
really hard time
With each other
Aberforth Dumbldore
Had thing for goats
Dirty minds
Fill in the lines
But we don’t really know
About
AlexStenfeldt"
Did I see you holding the gun,"Did I hear you telling the truth
My memory plays tricks on me
And I don’t have the proof
Did I see you take him inside
Give him shelter in the night
Did you walk right up to the line
But never cross it oh not quite
Did they catch you holding the bag
Was it full of coal and ice
Did you think you’d get away
And find peace in paradise
Was it all you hoped and more
When they finally caught up to you
Did you think that you deserved it
Did you feel something new
Did you make a 5 year plan
Was it measured and exact
Was it business in the front
And party in the back
Did you ever think to call him
Or leave a forwarding address
Did you just expect the left behind
To deal with your mess
Were the dreams much more vivid
Were the days all full of rain
Was the conversation stimulating
Or vacuous and inane
Did you get a thrill from
Kicking me when i was down
Did you anticipate me
Riding into town"
The physical world is more than you can,"see There’s
more to the physical world than what your
eyes meet What
matters the most is invisible You
can feel it there, it follows you, oh
The physical world is more than you can
see Time
is an illusion we made up cuz we’re
scared Of
the fact that we’re all just floating in
space out there Time
exists only in our heads But
things keep going long after we’re dead Time
is an illusion we made up cuz we’re
scared Volcanos
are a bad place to build a house
Unless you like it hot and really loud
If you can take the heat, it’d be
bitching And
if you can’t take the heat then get
out of the kitchen Volcanos
are a bad place to build a house
There will always be something more to understand
No matter how smart we get or how
advanced In
a millions years we’ll be pretty smart Unless
we’ve already torn ourselves apart But
there will always be something more to understand
Happy fathers day to all my daddy homie
crowd Baby
got a bath today and now is sleeping
sound Laundry
to do and a father’s day party Time
is an illusion, break out the bacardi Happy
fathers day to all my daddy homie crowd2"
All the lights have,"Gone out and
There’s smoke upon the wind
I’ve lost count
Of the days and
The drum beat never ends
If you’re looking for absolution
You should know
I’ve none to give
That’s just
The price we pay now
For the way we lived
On the corner
Feral dogs bark
Mutant blood upon their lips
Underneath us
The earth is groaning
Ecstasy in continental drifts
If you’re looking for a way out
You should know
Nobody knows where it is
That’s just
The price we pay now
For the way we lived
All my dreams are
Of grapes and tea
Butterflies and giant frogs
When I could see
The stars at night
And write myself 5000 giant songs
If you’re looking for forgiveness
You should know
There’s no one who can forgive
That’s just the
Price we pay now for the way we lived"
It was 5 years ago,"That I moved to New York
I had to get away
To make my life work
But mom and dad
Though things have been strained
Though I know you don’t approve
My love remains
I wish that we
Could burn away
All the stuff
That keeps us separated
You’re my family
And nothing will change
The love I feel
Not fire or flames
The fires that raged
Stopped at the fence
Your roses survived
But I still feel tense
I watched helplessly
My hometown destroyed
My whole childhood
Almost lost to the void
I wish that we
Could burn away
All the stuff
That keeps us separated
You’re my family
And nothing will change
The love I feel
Not fire or flames
I hope you hear
I’m not begging or pleading
Can you accept where I
Truth, beauty and freedom
I am who I am
And I hope there’s room, you know
In that fireproof house
I once to call home"
There's one thing I didn't learn in school,"The universe is the golden rule from the
galaxy to the molecule but that's one thing
I didn't learn in school Oh
oh oh oh oh oh oh oh Smoke
is burning up my throat Putting
me right off my notes if can I
sing I think nope Cause
the smoke is going down my throat That's
an O
O O
O O
O O
O O
O O
My wife is looking at her phone in
this her hell fire I think it's shown
and this I know she's not alone that's
an O
O O
O O
O O
O O
O O
O Somet
I still can't remember the best things she
said One
day everybody winds up dead Sometimes
blue and sometimes red oh oh oh oh
oh oh oh oh O"
This house is over 100 years old I,"don't know if I will live it alone
but if I do I'll
be sure to come see you if I
do I'll
be sure to come see sure to come
see this house has old wires that make
everything buzz this house was something I don't
know what it was in the days of
my train in the days of wagons and
trains in the days of 49 49 this
house had always got this musty smell Over
a hundred years yeah man you can tell
from what is she singing what has she
done And
all that time seeing all the people grow
uh oh uh oh this house this house
this house this very old house this house
this house all this very old house Devil
in the backyard Toy
set in the gr Squirrels
everywhere and rabbits jumping fast Jumping
f"
They’re trying,"They keep trying
Bound and determined
Itching and they’re squirming
To commit genocide
They don’t care
There’s no there there
It’s no concern at all
How many people die
Health care is a right
Health care is a right
Health care is a right
Health care is a right
With deals
And appeals
To unity among friends
They try and try again
To kill us all
So call
Most of all
If you’re in a state
Where your senator may
Heed the call"
Andrew Chance and Travis,"Were sitting in the bro pad
With a makeshift tattoo gun
playstation controller
guitar string used pen ink and a spoon
They gave each other batman logos on their legs
Now all they've got are scars
But that was just the beginning of their tattoo adventure
And it got much more bizarre
Brandon bought a real tattoo gun
Theyput Ghastly on Chances back
Aaron showed up and said his favorite pokemon was pidgy
And so he got that
They soon went tattooing crazy
DC logo, a lime and terodactyl
Tribal unicorn and bacardi logo
Tattooing madness , it was so unnatural
Seth got a Sandslash
on his shoulder is where they done it
Colby showed up and got a Ninetails
On his stomache
KC chickened out
He was gonna get
tribal Arcanine
So Chance got a food pyramid
With all his favorite foods divine
And the tattooing goes on and on
They say it'll last forever
These boys will be covered before too long
It's a pokemon tattoo endeavor"
turn a little profit,"make a little mold
put it in the pocket
and then put it on hold
throw it in the slammer
hit it with a hammer
dress it up two ways
blue pajamas
i was only kidding
i was only kidding
roll another rock
up another hill
break another leg
that won't set still
don't want to play golf
in a three piece suit
no original
or substitute
I can't hold my tongue
The spell is broken and I'm on my own
I've got everything I need
To make you believe in me
if i was gonna break
i'd break in the middle
if i was gonna change
i wouldn't be so little
on the old marquee
there's a recipe
for a mulligan stew
made of you and me
in palace  the at dusk
the queen's alone
the king comes in
his back's been thrown
the prince is tired
the jesters wired
the treasury doesn't have
the gold required
when the sun blows up
we all going home
every one alive
will be dead and gone
it'll happen so fast
energy and mass
at least we'll all be
together at last"
Who's gonna buy this song for me Who's,"gonna come and give me so don't you
think that I earned it by now Don't
you think that I'm
giving you all of myself so who's gonna
buy this Who's
gonna who's gonna ba Who's
gonna ba ba ba ba ba Who's
gonna put the money with her mouth there
Mama who's gonna get up all in my
best business I think that it's time for
me to go where the wild things that
you and I are the same we're made
of the stuffed drum Aliens
oh cool for me who's gonna come and
throw me under the sea The
seagulls I I was a turtle once and
I rolled along I was a Lamborghini
and I strolled along and then I took
my time and I made my peace I
became the one fed to the parishioners by
the priest Father
priest goes on cool for me who's going
to come check up on me when I'm
picking my good self Who's
going to come and check up on me
when I When
I'm on my death bed Who's
going to make it out of life alive
Nobody that nobody that nobody that nobody that
nobody that nobody that nobody that's"
Facing extinction,"And certain doom
Is the climate change
With us now in the room
Shamans and scientists
Have the same job
Grocery stores are hoarders
And banks just rob
You blind
Useless working
Human time spent
Brilliant artists
In middle management
Farmers and teachers
Denigrated and squeezed
Maybe humanity
Really just needs
More time
And maybe we’d be fine
If we had more time
But humans will be gone
Once and for all
Humans rule
With a giant ego
Kill the ants
Let wasp know
W Hunt the whales
In captivity
Hear their songs
Then suddenly
The signs
Maybe they know
Something we don’t
Wings to fly
And blubber to float
I was dreaming
Of the circus tent
Dancing bears
Middle management
Aligned"
Gotta do a short song today so,"I can do a long one tomorrow time from myself
I beg steal and borrow
I'm gonna sing my song in this silly hat
I made so tomorrow we can have a purple hat parade
I say
O short song
I said
O long song
Tomorrow
I owe"
You keep telling me to vote,"Telling me to vote
But you don’t do anything
You keep telling me to vote
Sitting on your hands
And then you blame the leftists
Even though you’re the ones in power
You said that you would cancel student debt
Cancel student debt
But then you didn’t do it
You know
you promised to protect roe
Well come on, let’s go
But then you say screw it
Then you blame the leftists
Even though you’re the ones in power
Fuck you
You keep telling me to vote
But then you don’t
Wield your power
They gonna make this place
theocratic state
But instead of stopping them
You send fundraising emails
You are currently in power"
They weren’t supposed to be this valuable,"It was just a little Christmas drop
Most folks, in fact, discarded them
Holiday RuneScape Party Hats
Now it’s a way to flex your wealthiness
They contain huge sums of cash
6 colors and they don’t do anything
Holiday RuneScape Party Hats"
"There was never any doubt, was there?","When the sand started rising inch by inch
And the moon stared down in anger
Fingers that once caressed us pinched
We all knew what was coming
We knew it but kept silent all the same
Animals bursting free from cages
As the silent walkers came
In the darkest night (became even darker)
Thank God there’s a child (with a magic marker)
And the trees closed in (and took what’s there)
And the sentries were (caught unaware)
Didn’t even flinch, did we?
We didn’t look to cry help
Instead we went inside
Waited down inside ourselves
So there was never any doubt, was there?
That time itself is fleeting, less
When the briefest moment is a lifetime
If there’s one thing to know, it’s this
We all figure our calculations
Are what set us apart
But we’re still chained to this world
Sould and mind and body, heart
And the darkest night (became even darker)
Thank God there’s a child (with a magic marker)
And the trees closed in (and took what’s there)
And the sentries were (caught unaware)
Didn’t even flinch, did we?
We didn’t look to cry help
Instead we went inside
Waiting down inside ourselves"
Hey! You can do better,"Send yourself a letter
From around the sun
I said, “Hey!”
You can do better
You can improve
What other people have done
When you let go and put your mind to
You can break through it
Do whatever you want
Time to forget everything you knew it
Find the path through it
To wherever you want
When you see an animal out in the woods
Imagine if you could just
Do a little dance
You are just an animal that understood
That it does some good
To do a little dance
The way the world is ain’t fixed in time
It rattles and rhymes
And can always change
No such thing as yours and mine
Give it enough time
It can always change
Well there’s some folks who want to put a dent
Or make a rent
In the universe
When I sit still I can make some sense
By making no sense
In the universe"
As soon as you forget about you and,"put yourself away away that's when you can
finally be free Humanity
in your brain when the cross you bear
becomes too much Just
drop it when the wall you bang your
head upon Just
stop it Just
stop it Just
stop it There
are more than two sides and three dimensions
all around Somewhere
you have already been here Nowhere
everywhere up and down when the cross you
bear becomes too much to strap in when
the wall you bang your head upon Just
stop it Just
stop it Just
stop it Just
stop it"
Come on let's not fight,"Let's melt into the night
Let's forget about where we've been
For Godsakes it's Halloween
Let’s put on a disguise
Look into my eyes
The best thing that I've ever seen
For Godsakes it's Halloween
I was just a man
You were always so much more
But I finally understand
Just what you had in store
Throw an arm around me
Have another drink
Leave room for the candy
But don't leave room to think
It’s Halloween
Let’s fall in love
It’s Halloween
Let’s fall in love
I’m falling in love
(It’s Halloween)
I’m falling in love
(It’s Halloween)
Lalalala lalalala lalalala
I’m falling in love
(It’s Halloween)
I’m falling in love
(It’s Halloween)
I’m falling in love
(It’s Halloween)
Lovey lovey love
Love love love love
I’m falling in love
(It’s Halloween)
I’m falling in love
(It’s Halloween)
I’m falling in love
(It’s Halloween)
L-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l
I’m falling in love
(It’s Halloween)
I’m falling in love
(It’s Halloween)
I’m falling in love
(It’s Halloween)
love love love love love
Love love love love love lovey love
We represent history
And it's not some big mystery
Whichever way you lean
For Godsakes it Halloween
On this night all the darkness
Comes out in her best dress
And she won't keep it clean
For Godssakes it's Halloween
Crazy robot babies
Growing in the room
Sometimes things go bump
Sometimes things go boom
Blood all in the wine
And the ceiling's caving in
Midnight is approaching
We're ready to begin
It’s Halloween, let’s fall in love
It’s Halloween, let’s fall in love
It’s Halloween, let’s fall in love
It’s Halloween, let’s fall in love"
Snake Man picked up a rattler,"It bit him on the thumb
'Ol foreman Joe said hospital
Snakeman was having none
Finally the Orange crew dragged him
His arm 3 times its size
He was close to death but 3 days later
He's back to work with the guys
Snake man can pick 'em
500 boxes a day
And he's a quick 'un
Nobody can keep up with the snake
Well, Bird Man came rolling through
Oh what a sight to see
Everyone seemed drawn to him
He moved so naturally
He kept up such an even pace
Even Snake Man stopped to watch
Bird Man looked at Snake Man said
Looks like I'm gonna be the new boss
He threw the gauntlet
It was a rotten orange bouquet
Snake Man accepted
Nobody can keep up with the snake
Well, they battled
In the orange grove
Each man picking his best
Bird Man flew and Snake Man crawled
Who would win well it was anyone's guess
They kept on hacking
And they kept stacking
Boxes 20 feet high
And wouldn't you know
When the whistled blowed
Bird Man was just one shy
And Snake Man just climbed without a single word
Threw his gloves off and walked away
And the men all muttered to themselves:
""Nobody can keep up with the snake"""
After months and months and months,"Of harassment and tantrums
At the mere fact of
Palestinian existence
Calling students terrorists
When they’re at demonstrations
And we know what he’d like to do
To these so called “terrorists”
Meanwhile the UN calls the rape systemic
65 doctors say they’re murdering children
The IOF is live-streaming a genocide
But no it’s all about Shai, Shai Davidai"
I'm a misfit motion on the floor,"jerky swing going out the door
Hit the ground running like an alley cat
I got nothing against you
I got nothing against you
Can I build my empire outta sand
Will it flow right down through my hand
I'm doing better than I think I am
I'm doing better
I'm doing much better
And you can tell me anything that you want to
I am listening to your breath on my skin
And you can do me any way that you want to
Just stop talking now it's time to begin
Play it up play it down
I don't belong in this town
I'm just a visitor here
I'm calling this for the last one standing
I'm sweet tone baker in the maker heart
What I don't do sets me a apart
Slip stream and a tire tube flat
I walk among you
I walk among you
I'm a soda man drinking on the throne
The revolution wants me alone
But I'm sitting pretty in the window sill
Reading your novel
Reading your novel
And you can take me anywhere that you want to
I am watching your feet rise and fall
You can touch me anywhere that you want to
I'm just dreaming, that's all"
Stormy Daniels,"Didn’t like Star Wars
The Last Jedi
Some MRAs
Edited the film
To take out the women
Sleeping with another woman
When your wife has a 4 month old at home
Is not what Luke would have done
I think it’s against the jedi code
In the last Jedi
Luke burns down
Religious dogma
You’d think Stormy Daniels
Would appreciate
But then again she’s friends with Trump
So maybe she thought the whole thing was too PC
SJW crap
Maybe she’s down with the MRAs
Stormy Daniels
Stormy Stormy Daniels
Why didn’t you like The Last Jedi
Stormy Daniels
Tweeted fuck you
Rian Johnson
She said
The Last Jedi was
The worst movie ever
We’re all entitled to opinions
And there’s no accounting for taste
But I just can’t stop thinking
About the MRAs
Stormy Daniels
Considered running
For Senator in 2010
Donald Trump
Was gonna donate
To her campaign
She decided not to run
Saying the media wouldn’t take her seriously
I guess she’s probably pretty happy
With this new round of publicity"
It was only,"Supposed to be
90 days
Collecting geological samples
From the red, red planet
But Opportunity
Said I got the fire in me
To go all the way
5,352 days
Let’s do it
Climbing the steepest hill ever
Opportunity
45.16 kilometers
Opportunity
The likes of this little robot
Won’t come our way again
Rolling with 2 wheels broken
Though the sand and sun and wind
As things back home went crazy
It sent a message across the stars
My battery is low
And it’s getting dark
Opportunity’s
Discovery
Led us to
Hydrothermal vents
From an ancient shallow lake
Now having done
More than anyone
Could have ever asked
In Perseverance valley
IN the endeavor crater
Oppy’s final resting place
We will always remember
Opportunity
You were just the beginning
Opportunity
What started out as a 90 mission
Became 15 years and over 5000 days
The little rover persisted
With two wheels instead of four
For the mission"
I can hear the mischievous song,"The four horsemen riding slowly along
Feasting on your fear
And the little noises that they hear
And nothing can stop them now
I was rolling down the mountain of shame
Dressed up and ready to go for the big game
Somewhere a snake
Picked up on my mistakes
And left me with no where to turn
Sucker punch an owl, smoke another gun
You don’t owe nothing to anyone
Every time you try
To jump or to fly
It’s the boundary that you push"
Today,"I'm 39 and
I scheduled my vasectomy
So if you want you could say that
I'm lucky to be alive in this year of 2020
When everybody's looking outside thinking when can
I go and have some fun
Today
I'm 39 and
I'm test driving some cars
I've had the same
Honda
Civic for almost 14 years
And maybe maybe even longer than that
Maybe even longer than you know
But my whole deal is
I write another song
Birthdays come and go each year
And we try to get along
Oh yeah 39 39
Today
I'm 39 39 39
Today
I am 39
Today day
I am 39"
To the game they conquered,"People's ball is kicking but not the people
And the players kick and kick
And the players just kick and kick and kick
They kick and kick and kick
Cause this is foosball
Foo's
This is who's who's first
And they kick
And you can kick
They kick
This is"
If time is a human invention,"Then when is not the question
There’s no minutes or seconds
No future and no past
Everything has happened
No beginning and no ending
No such thing as spending
Time like it’s cash
Time is a prison
We’re locked in for some reason
punishment we’re receiving
For an unknown crime
Or it’s simply physics
The universe unfolding
And the fact that we grow old
Is an accident of time
Notes in a sequence
You decode the meaning
From waves that are beating
Upon the drum inside your ear
Without time there is no music
No sunrise and no secrets
And I wonder if we could see that
Would it be all jumbled or so clear"
Now the show is over,"It’s time to give to St. Judes
Funding research
Curing diseases
Every year you get a new iPhone
Now think of the good you’ll do
Funding research
For childhood diseases
Our friends at Relay
Organize annually
It’s time to do your part
And give directly to
Fund the research
They’re curing diseases
They fund the research
The link is in the show notes now!"
You know I feel bad,"I feel bad for you
Cuz this is all you got
You got nothing better to do
You’ve got nobody to love
You haven’t got a job
You are defined
By all the things you’re not
With your anonymous words
Or your public proclamations
You reveal a darkness sealed
In depths of your frustration
Your endless masturbation
And hatred insatiable
You know I feel bad
It’s genuine concern
The kind I know you will never
Be able to return
What should be totally full
Is empty and discarded
You’ve built 100 foot walls around
What should be unguarded
With your anonymous words
Or your public proclamations
You reveal a darkness sealed
In depths of your frustration
Your endless masturbation
And hatred insatiable"
I like feminism,"Because it's the right way to go
If you say bad things about feminism
Then you are a bad person
Can't you see
You're harassing me
And it's not good to harass people
You need to give them love
Listen to me because I'm saying things
I think are meaningful
I can't rhyme in my songs
I just say stuff over and over again
In the hopes that you're still listenin'
to my song after about 30 seconds in
Look at the books in the background
Don't they make me look scholarly
Truth is I got my education from a McDonald's paper bag
Can't you see
You're harassing me
Oh yeah! People bully bullies
Because bullies are mean
Stop bullying people, bully
Oh you're a bad person if you bully
Later on I'm gonna auto tune,
cuz lets face it: My  singing voice kinda sucks
The douche sneer doesn't really help me
But it makes me look so soulful
So I'm gonna start singing more like that"
You got any ideas?,"nope
You feeling at all inspired
nope
are you feeling restless
yep
are you feeling tired
yep
so let's get going
let's just get it all wrapped up
let's get going
so we can do what we gotta do"
Located entirely,"Within a temperate zone
Uruguay has a climate
That is relatively mild and fairly uniform
relatively mild and fairly uniform
relatively mild and fairly uniform
relatively mild and fairly uniform
relatively mild and fairly uniform"
Dreams are rainbows,"My son said to me
As I sat there reading
Waiting for him to sleep
Dreams are rainbows
Just a matter of fact
No ceremony
Just like that
Dreams are rainbows
It’s just what they are
purple turtle
Projecting up the moon and stars
Dreams are rainbows
He’s wriggling all around
Holding on to his finger
Trying to calm down
Dreams are rainbows
Doesn’t papa know?
It’s where the colors are
It’s where all the colors go
Dreams are rainbows
Now it’s getting late
He’ll have some rainbows
Passing over his face
Dreams are rainbows
My son said to me
As I sat there reading
Waiting for him to sleep"
The food I eat,"Becomes part of me
And the water I drink
Are the thoughts I think
The light of the sun
Is in my blood
And the stuff of stars
Runs through my veins
I am made of
What I'm made of
thousand trillion itty bitty bugs
Without whom I wouldn't be me
I am made of
What I'm made of
Water  Cleopatra drank
Without whom I would't be me
The air I breathe
Has been everything
From hydrogen to zinc
All in between
My ancestors
Humans and creatures
I wouldn't be here singing
If anyone of them had died
Human, clever human
Making connections
You're hard wired for sex
Like you're wired for patterns
Oh human, silly human
You've simply got to know
But there's a reason that tree was forbidden
You'd do better to take it slow
Neurons fire
In a brain haywire
And that electricity, well, that is me
Chemicals mix
And I get my fix
And in combination all that is me"
I feel bad for the hamsters,"Running around so some degens can feel alive
I hope they’re cared for and well fed
2 to 3 years and they’ll all be dead
Little tiny racing hamsters
Proving once again that gambling’s the killer app
You don’t care about the blockchain
You just want your veggies and fruits and grains
Please be good to you your little tiny hamster
Use that money to treat them like a gangster
Feed them apples and brown rice
Love em more than your token price"
What is currency?,"Can currency be art?
Can you do something with currency
that comes from your heart?
Damien Hirsch is a very famous artist.
He's rich.
He made an NFT called the Currency, which.
What's your name? Lenora
Lenara is gonna fractionalize, fractionalize oh
she's gonna fractionalize, fractionalize oh, oh
Currency as art
has a history
and still to most people
it remains something of a mystery.
But now gonna get my very own piece.
Of rich Damien Hirsch Currency.
Gonna trade it, trade it for this song.
fractionalize
fractionalize oh, oh, oh, oh
fractionalize
fractionalize
Lenora bought the currency from Damien,
and then just a little while ago,
she stood in front of an audience
and took the physical version
of the currency that she bought from Damien
and tore it into pieces
And Everybody gasped!
Fractionalize, fractionalize oh, Fractionalize
Fractionalize Fractionalize Fractionalize oh, thank you"
Humanity,"Multitudinous
And it inspired awe
From the sadness
From the goodness
We struggle to do our best through it all
There is difference
And there is sameness
But each voice, a voice
Whether it boom or squeak
And though we were born
And our parents named us
In the lives we lead we all are unique
In a world
Ever-changing
Sometimes we hide from
What is strange
But we can shape
That rearranging
Thus becoming the only constant:
Change
Because of you
How is the world different?
Because of you
How is the world different?
Because of you
How is the world different?
Because of you
How is the world different?
Because of you"
Talking like I know what I’m saying,"Like I know what I’m doing
Any of the time
Reaching further and further
Until the words fall into line
njOh oh oh oh
That’s what I do
That’s what I do for you
The eyes that can see in the darkness
Are calling you home to the afternoon
Don’t ask where the sun went
When the light bent
Into the blue
Oh oh oh oh
That’s what I do
That’s what I do for you
Sing with me and I’ll teach you
Everything that I don’t know
And when we fill the buckets
We will dump them into the snow
Oh oh oh oh
That’s what I do
That’s what I do for you"
again though we were in two before,"it's easy to forget when you're so far away
from the bombs that are falling over there
the rain keeps falling and i can't get dry
and the bombs are falling down from the sky
and my stomach hurts and i barely think about
the bombs that are falling over there
the bombs that are falling over there
when i think about it i do care
i try to stay informed and i know that i'm against it
but then i go outside and the rain is relentless
the rain won't quit, i got stuff to do
i didn't get enough sleep and so i'm tired to boot
man my problems seem so small
next to the bombs that are falling over there
the bombs that are falling over there
when i think about it i do care
i try to stay informed and i know that i'm against it
but then i go outside and the rain is relentless
The rain is relentless
the rain is relentless
the rain is relentless
the rain is relentless
The bombs keep falling over there"
Can you hear that tiny sound?,"It’s a little cat meowing out for freedom
Freedom to just be himself
Earn the money that comes from all that he’s done
He’s a little cat with a heart of gold
When he posts online, left in the cold
But then he moves onchain, he feels the love
Remixed by all the boys and girls
He gets paid for the joy that he  brings the world
If you’ve ever gone viral, you know
The platforms are entitled to everything
They sell their ads and gather eyeballs
You do the work but you’re left with nothing
That’s why we say
Let’s go onchain
With Mr. Miggles
M I G G L E S
Pay creators more not less"
I build up faith,"I build up dust
I’m not afraid of what may come
I’m just the same as I ever was
As I ever was"
"Pakistan, Pakistan","Seems everybody hates you
When the flood comes
It takes your land
The flood comes to break you
‘Cause if you’re any other country
Foreign aid would be pouring in
But only $16.36 so far
For each of your men
Each of your women
Oh and all the children
Well some says it’s donor fatigue
Some say it’s your government
Some say it’s the recession
Some say it’s ‘cause you’re Muslim
Some folks claim it’s the way it’s framed
In the media
Though it’s $16.36, we can do better
I was struck by this article
And I was ready to give
But there was no link for me to click on
Not sure why that is
Where’s the number I can text to?
Which charity is best?.
What’s the most effective use of my dollars?
When I Google it, I get confused
‘Cause there’s just too many options
I want to be sure I’m really helping
Because Pakistan, Pakistan
I know that I don’t hate you
And I want to give you all I can
So you can recreate you
I wanna know where to give
So it can really reach you
Oh Pakistan, Pakistan
Pakistan, Pakistan
Pakistan
Pakistan"
But I can't get away from myself no,"matter how hard I try Wherever
I go There
I am There
I am at least until the day that
I die until the day that I die
I can't get away from myself it's an
activity that I do I run and I
run and I run away but still I'm
just me Oo
oo But
still I'm
just me Ooh
ooh well I can't get away from myself
I don't even know who I think that
I I am and yet I sit here
and sing every day Just
like a big baked ham I can't get
away from myself Myself
can't get away from me I thought I
could one day but then I looked and
I was still following free Ooh
I was still following free I can't get
away from myself I don't know how else
to put in Every
single time I try I try my foot
is a foot in I had a really
hard time finding a rhyme for the phrase
put in Doing
this in real time I don't know I
wonder if that's kind of stupid I wonder
if that's kind of stupid"
Oh what have you done Oh,"what did you think Screwed
it up sued it all up again I'm
not against making money for your song but
this kind of commercialism Airport
Wrong places Tears
running Tears
running about Seattle
airport again I didn't have what he had
sun in Seattle
airport Single
thousand A
storm in the airport and I don't think
that Turkey
Bane would have liked if we were alive
no no sa"
"Look around, it's a mighty day with the","sun behind the clouds And
we'll go to the airport so you're gonna
get around Get,
get, get around, you're gonna go where you
gotta go Down,
take a talk and don't stop and fly
into the sky Sing
a song with the birds along and you
don't even ever ask why Going
where you're gonna go, where you need it
most, you know, today Don't
you think too much, don't you do too
much, just let it all go And
if you want you can take your phone
and you can go into the woods Where
the raccoons and the porcupines live and the
kangaroos are likely to give you a gift
It's upon a time you had all of
mine, I had all of yours We
sat so still, we had time to kill
and we went for it alone Yeah,
we went for it together and we went
for it apart Thank
you for watching!"
a wizard came by and he waved his wand,"and they flew away, they all flew away
200 monkeys swinging in the tree
a monster came by and said “fee fi fee fo fum”
and they swung away, they all swung away
200 songs on the internet, people listen to them say that
“be my little pets”
and they all got watched, and listened to, and watched
“the moral… well, there’s no moral.”"
Nuclear bomb Or,"a nuclear bomb Is
it gonna be is it gonna be an
attack on our electrical grid On
our electrical grid On
our electrical I don't know I don't know
I don't know I don't know What's
gonna break the status quo What's
gonna break the status quo What's
gonna break the status quo Will
we know Will
we know when it happens Will
we know I don't know"
I'm swimming in the ocean again Ocean,"of love Here
I am I'm
swimming in the ocean of love Swimming
again Here
I am all the little seagulls say TRA
la la la la la and all the
seagulls say TRA
la I am swimming in the ocean again
the ocean of love I'm
swimming in the ocean again oh TRA
la la la la la man of war
on the beach sun is beating down and
we're going into the water I hope I
don't drown Because
I'm swimming in the again Swimming
in the ocean again oh I'm
swimming in the ocean again TRA
la la la la la I see a
shark fin out in the water I hope
it don't bite me I see a shark
fin out in the water that is pretty
frightening Because
I'm swimming in the ocean again Swimming
in the ocean again oh I'm
swimming in the ocean again TR"
I’m not the woman that you thought I was,"I’m gonna cut back all the clap trap
Take some time off
And dance on your grave
If you make a move
I will tear your little head off
I really mean it
Whatever just make the deal
little a murky on the details
Little sister
You’re under arrest
They found a body on Mountainview
Was wearing overalls, but they never caught
Up with you
Did they my friend?"
Slowly oh so slowly I eat this raspberry,"But the pace within my mind is so
fast it's scary I want, yes, I want
just to gobble up the whole thing But
I'm a baby turtle so I'm
still learning The
things I'd
like to do the world i'd like to
see As
soon as I am old enough I will
eat all the raspberries I'll
go, yes I'll
go to where the raspberries are And
to get there so much faster I'll
invent a turtle car Raspberries
oh Raspberries
I'm gonna eat them all Gonna
eat a bushel gonna eat a peck Gonna
eat them all till there's nothing left Gonna
stuff my face till I've
had my fill And
then will build a wall Around
my raspberries"
"Oh my god, my phone looks different","Don't worry it's just iOS 7
But they changed too much, they went too far
I know change is scary and change is hard
But it looks kinda dumb, please explain this
In a week or two your mind might change it's
Just the shock of something new and weird
Like when your dad suddenly shaves his beard
Let's just go through the basics now
It's easy to use and I'll show you how
Swipe up from the bottom on any screen
That's control center, it's pretty neat
Turn air plane mode on and off
wifi blue tooth but that's not all
screen brightness and a flashlight too
calculator, timer , i guess whoo hop!
ios7
start a riot
ios7
or just try it
ios7
it's too different
ios7
give it a minute
the camera app has changed a lot
look at all these options you've got
you can put filters on the photos right there
it's new and different but don't be scared
looking at your photos looks different too
it collects them and groups them in a way that's new
tap on the year and all your photos appear
it collects them by place there's nothing to fear
ios7
start a riot
ios7
or just try it
ios7
it's too different
ios7
give it a minute
now in safari there's just one bar
for website or the search term you're looking for
and when you use tabs they look like this
to get ride of a tab just swipe and plif!
of course all the icons are the biggest change
some folks love some positively hate
if you find yourself shaking with rage
just take a deep breath and say"
Instead of taking a nap Taking,"a walk instead Spent
all night tossing turning in my bed don't
know where I'm
gonna take it don't know where I'm
going to go don't know where I'm
going to make it but I know I
know I know I know well I 42
years old and not a day younger Spent
the whole night tossing feeling like I'm
about to go under don't know where I'm
gonna take it don't know where I'm
gonna go don't know where I'm
gonna make it but I know I know
I know I Every
day they promise lightning every day they promise
rain I don't believe leave them anymore there's
no thunder left in this place I don't
know where I'm
gonna take it don't know where I'm
gonna go don't know to swear I'm
gonn but I know yes I know yes
I know now"
Google made me eat a cronut,"I swear I had no choice
They put a cronut in my mouth
And google glass upon my face
And then it was like that episode
From Star Trek TNG
Where everyone's under mind control
Except for Wil Whe-ton
Google made me eat a Cronut
They had a cronut eating day
I wasn't invited
But I went anyway
And they made me eat this cronut
And then I stumbled home-a
I fell into my bed
into a cronut coma
Google made me eat a cronut
They made me eat...
Now I'm having cronut dreams
Croissants and donuts on different teams
Battling it out on the front lines
And when it's done they'll be combined
Google made me eat a cronut
They made me eat..."
The sun is sinking low,"The stars say hello
And everyone you know
Is safe and warm
The silence is the sound
The moon is shining down
You think to the town
Where you were born
Your thoughts they say goodbye
You’re left with breath, soft as a sigh
And it’s time
To go to sleep
You are perfect
You are enough
Not too little
And not too much
Just right
And it’s time"
Not too late to redeem yourself it's not,"too late to redeem it's not too late
to reclaim yourself Reclaim
your dream it's not too late to denounce
yourself it's not too late to denounce it's
not too late to jump yourself Jump
wiggle jump and bounce yourself right out the
door Right
out the door where you belong it's not
too late to extreme yourself it's not too
late Too
extreme Build
another platform Jump
another bridge and dream of the number four
it's not too late to glass yourself it's
not too late to glass kicking the ass
from the future to the past it's not
too late to Class
oh oh oh it's not too late to
drill yourself it's not too late to drill
it's not too late to fill the hole
you dug not too late to hug yourself
and hug everybody else not too late not
too late late late what does that mean
Dream dream dream"
Take a little piece of action,"And you put it in your heart
Get your satisfaction
As you tear your mind apart
Underneath the covers
When the lights are all off
The sounds of the city
Go up in flames like a Molotov
She was brooding on the front stoop
In a wedding dress
He walked by and caught her eye
But the color of the sky made him distressed
Petals fell around her
She pulled them to her skin
He was looking across the street
And she was busy looking at him
There was a sound like thunder
And my ears perked up
I looked in wonder
But the sounds of the city did interrupt
Losing my balance
I fell into the street
passing dog walker
Stared and made the scene complete
But I wouldn't trade it
This every single day
Good luck leads to bad luck
And bad look leads to good again
The mood is all around here
Expectant and uptight
Somethings coming and everybody knows it
Everybody clutches their flashlight
Summer is a feeling
That you can't escape
It'll wrap it's warm hands
Around your neck and you'll drift away
Spinning on the sidewalk
The drumming of the cars
Boom ba boom. Boom ba boom.
The sound pounds you no matter where you are
Try to understand it
Try to let it go
Try to make it something
sense that you get from way below
Try to put it in a drawer
And forget that's where it lives
Summer is a feeling
That takes way more than it gives"
I ate a baby,"for 10 eth
why did my own
grandmother rug me?
I'm selling
a REAL baby
on opensea
 for 5 ETH.
All I want
Is to be free
Of this wage
Slavery
I will not
Write songs
Free of charge
Out on my lawn
The bull is back
It’s all good man
I’m on the
 Web3 music grind
To become
capitalist
Own the means
Earn interest
We have to keep on grinding
until we fly away
the lights on stage are blinding
all we can do is pray
discovering and finding
new lovely things each day
around us life’s unwinding
and there’s nothing left to say"
M What’s a word I’ve never said before?,"Never thought it in my brain
I always thought I’d have something more
Sometimes it feels like it’s just the same
I can’t find my inspiration
Every little thought I thought I had it figured out
Once or twice maybe
Til I realized that I don’t know anything about
Anything baby
I go looking out the door
Reading books like no tomorrow
Don’t got time for that anymore
So I beg steal and borrow
Gotta go cook din dinner din
Don’t have time to strum my use
Don’t know what kind of trouble I’m in
Till it’s too late to rebuke"
I look above my head,"Where there once were trees
There's buildings instead
I look down at my feet
Where there once was grass
Now it's concrete
We make our choices
We pick our poison
And the grass is always greener in my memory
New York homunculus
City driving subway and bus
On all these busy streets
Brooklyn sidewalks filled
With all kinds of people to meet
And they smile
But all the while
The grass is always greener in my memory
I can find my way
Like a beating heart
I can always play
Every single part
I can dance around
In the rat race maze
I can touch the ground
With my heart ablaze
Someday I will return
To where the fire files
And the fires burn
For now my city heart
Beats ever  faster
And miles apart
From the crickets
And silent listen
And the grass is always greener in my memory"
she's taking her first steps,"the things we do that we take for granted
become miracles with her
everything that she is now
is all that we all once were
she's taking her first steps
i hold my breath with each foot falling
as she concentrates
you can hear her mind a whirring
see the joy that's in her face
she's taking her first steps"
This is where I want to go,"Where the world makes sense
And the water flows
Down beneath the smiling hills
Where it’s safe and warm
The only thing
That I know for sure
Is that I don’t know nothing at all
This is where I want to go
You can’t get lost
There’s nothing to know
Push the rock back up the hill
And then you’ll do it again
Wherever you go
There you are
It’s the only thing I know for sure
This is where I want to go
Space is time
And time is slow
Einstein knew and Mario does
The photon doesn’t care"
Trampoline you know what I mean Gonna,"cause a scene while the grass still green
trampoline got months 18 I'm
never mean on Halloween
Got a trampoline got a trampoline Trampol
trampoline Always
on time it's yours and mine Jump
over the line or trampoline never unkind I
can read the sign on the hall of
wine so trampoline Got
a trampoline Got
a trampoline got a trampoline Got
a trampoline Got
a trampoline Trampoline
Gotta tramp a lie gotta trampoline"
Too much,"Ooh such
big pile
Of stuff
Gun shy
So dry
Don’t ask
Me Why
Moon dark
Dog bark
Folding
My star
Into pieces
Leave this
Planet
For the peach pit
Of the mystery
Where no history
Unfolds or
Gets hip to me
Turn off
Enough
big pile
Of stuff"
Their name is Tenaya Taylor,"Tenaya is my neighbor
The founder of NAG
They make sick raps
NAG is short for
Non profit accountability group
It’s a great org and acronym
So Tenaya this ones for you
Whether your rapping on your porch
Or appearing on TMZ
You always work hard
For the community
And if no one’s told you lately
Thanks for all you do
Well I’ll just say
Hey we appreciate you
Yeah!"
So I’ll sing one that’s not very long,"And I’ll make up words like doobadeebobabooo
Plus I got some friends in here from out of town
And Ivory’s leaving tomorrow until Thursday
So I’d like to spend time with them
And I’m just gonna make some words like doobadeebobaboo
And I’m gonna sing a really long outro
Really long outro
The end"
Something in my stomach is starting to growl,"I'm not feeling too good now
My bones are shaking and my muscles feel fierce
Straight through through my brain
I've been pierced
I said
I
I'm winning
My stomach is hurting and my legs are a mess
Put me to bed oh
God bless
Yeah
I gotta sit here and wr my song
I hope it doesn't take me very long"
Why am I here,"What is my purpose
When did I
Start losing my hair
Who am I
I want to be loved
I’m not here
I am here"
I had my way with you,"Now I'm gonna stay with you
I just wanna play with you tonight
Now you got've got to deal with me
And you've got to be real with me
And you're gonna feel with me all night
All night
All right
Feel the feels and get excite
I might
Rewrite
History to be less black and white
You know we'll never make it through
If you only fake it through
But I know you'll take me through all night
I went down the well
You came down a spell
And we broke the shell all night"
My name is Eóin Fay,"I'm from Sudbury
I'm a grammar Nazi
And I’m afraid of zombies
I'm a nerd
I'm addicted to sushi
I love beer and have lots of tattoos
And I'm Irish and proud of it
I'm an ass man
Not a boob man
I'm afraid of: earwigs!
My name is Eóin Fay
My name is Eóin Fay
My name is Eóin Fay
I’m calling, calling, calling you, yeah"
Every single day someone asks me You’ve,"been writing a song day so long Why
don’t you have a bigger Audience
watching you everyday as it goes on and
on and on and on What
can I say to that? If
I knew the answer you wouldn’t have to
ask Maybe
I’m not good enough Or
maybe I’m
talking out of my ass On
and on and on and on and on
But I won’t stop Large
audience or no I’ll
always be here As
people come and go And
on and on and on and on and
on Every
day someone says Oh
man you’ve been doing this you deserve more
views And
I’m like ok I guess so Please
give me something I can use On
and on and on and on Tell
me something I don’t know Something
that I don’t already feel All
I know is the songs I write They’re
how I know I’m
real And
on and on and on and on and
on"
Ready set go We,"have learned so much we didn't even pay
Adult Day
Your turn Papa
Link Link
Helikes to go around and shoot arrows and
throw the bombs Link
Link he likes to go around he doesn't
have a papa or a moms He's
Link he's Linky
Link Link
He's Link
Okay Jupy
play a guitar solo now Cake
Mom Papa
Yoga Isthere
any way to pause Pause
Can't pause the song We're
in the middle of a song Well
how much time How
much time are we gonna lose Three
times This
is the second time Okay
Link he's in love with Zelda
O Link
he's in love with Zelda
O L
He's in love with Elder
he loves that Zelda
so much he wants to give her a
kiss he wants to give her a great
big hug Hug
hug hug he wants to marry Zelda
someday Take
it away Jupy
on the guitar But
he opened a portal He
what He
opened a portal Oh
he went in a portal So
you're doing power Link
went into the portal and wound up down
on the surface And
then he saw some Moblins
And he hit them with his sword He
went swipe swipe swipe to the left Swipe
swipe swipe swipe to the right Swipe
swipe swipe swipe up and down Swipe
swipe swipe swipe all around Gotta
kill those Moblins
Gotta kill those Moblins
Gotta kill those Moblins
Cause that is your job Take
it away Jupiter
And that's the end of our song Yeah
Nice work everyone"
Sun goes where the universe is one flying,"through the sky on this run through space
and beyond this going where nobody knows before
following the window open door can we ever
love me to disagree I have my thoughts
in you and yours in me busting down
the walls all the time making all the
worlds have to rhyme calling all the shots
and all the deals having all the thoughts
and all the feel o dream about something
that I never seen you had nightmare play
with no one was obscene I can't find
my face I can't find my knees I
can't find my earlobes I can't find my
bed I can't find my I can't find
my nose I follow my nose I go
where it goes I follow my feet I
go where they take me where they take
me where they take me they take me
they take me they they take me they
take me o they take me o they
take me o they take me ooh they
take me ooh they take me ooh they
take me o they take me they take
me they take me be"
And you go outside,"And it's raining hard
And it's getting colder
You shrug your shoulders and say
Is this my life
I getting there?
Will the path I'm taking
Leave no mistaking for a choice
And you rub your eyes
And you quiet down
And the warm embraces
Put you through paces you don't expect
And you open up
And you close it down
The body moving
Is all consuming it's full of things
That sparkle and glow
That green and grow
strange door opens
Just as every other door's closed
And you go outside
It's raining hard
It's getting colder
You shrug your shoulders cuz it's ok"
Stronger than carbon fiber,"More deadly than a red viper
Bigger than the deepest ocean
So hot nothing stays frozen
Happier than a drunk vampire
More crackling than a log in the fire
Sturdier than a brick building
Yummier than ice cream filling
You are always there for me
And I am always there for you
Cuz that’s the nature of our business
We go outside and play for recess
Put on my suit and my best dress
That’s the nature of our business"
Bye Bye,"Paul Ry
An
You got high
on your own
Supply
An
The writing on the wall in blood
Is telling you it’s time to cut loose
The picture of Ayn Rand you masturbate to
Has fed you poison so the only choice now
Bye Bye
Paul Ry
An
We know why
You’ll stop try
an"
I'm counting them bricks in the wall I,"want to go to the inaugural ball I
want a job Asleep
stay the same color leaf All
I don't want to do is fall Turning
into a bitter old man I live foreign
but but not am I documents lost I'm
lines never crossed I'm
superstitious and I'm
planned I'm
a cold chilly wintry blow I'm
a sex innuendo I'm
mystery me I'm
using my feet I'm
rinsing off my big toes I'm
counting each and every stair and living in
a gray hair I'm
holding no grudges I'm
waring off smudges and pudges Extraordinary
extraordinaire I'm
planting the seeds that I need the ones
I don't plant I succeed I got three
blind mice that started off nice but now
give me advice I don't he I'm
a habit the world can't break I'm
a dog with a leg that can't shake
I'm empty and full I'm
chemical I'm
boy just for boys sake I'm
empty and full I am who can call
I am boy just for boys sake"
You want to win You,"are determined You'll
do what it takes To
come out on top You
train and train Through
fire and rain You
are a machine And
nothing can stop you You're
a legendary master of this game Every
serious competitor knows your name You've
dispensed with Bowser,
Zeingif and Abobo
You've beat every single Zelda,
Metroid and Mario,
oh You
don't settle for second best You
beat your chest like donkey kong so, You're
the king of go for pro, yo, you're
the king of go for pro"
baby's first car ride,"baby's first time outside
first time at home
outside of the womb
first time in a rocking chair
first bath time, wet hair
everything's a first
when you're a baby boy
a new born baby boy
just wants to eat and sleep
wants to rock back and forth all day long
a new born baby boy
makes me want to dance
makes me want to sing every song
baby's first time upstairs
baby's first elevator
baby's first revolving door
first sidewalk and street
baby's first time on our couch
first time in a  sleeping pouch
everything is new
from head down to your feet
when you're a baby boy
a new born baby boy
just wants to eat and sleep
wants to rock back and forth all day long
a new born baby boy
makes me want to dance
makes me want to sing every song
baby's first outfit
baby's first real shit
baby's first time in co sleeper
right near his mom
baby's first Skype call
baby's first walk down the hall
first time he looks at you
you think you're gonna die
a new born baby boy"
Love story and you don't got to tell,"me everything you worry even when a second
but nobody wants to want you ended how
many more people got a dip you stupid
clothes S
A R
S down you don't ever think to yourself
Just want to see something looks so much
like me but how can you know How
can you know"
Upon which all drama’s based on,"Incest and violence, yeah, that’s how it goes
Look at the Bible!
Look at Shakespeare!
You’ll find the human condition gloriously hideous
Just like the Jerry Springer show
Hideous because there is ugliness in all of us
And it’s scary to confront that sometimes
Glorious because, well, we’re all in this together
And for each ounce of ugliness there is goodness multiplied
I wanna see more kissing cousins
More violent hillbillies
More hard luck prostitutes
And the guys that sleep with their girlfriend’s moms
If most TV is ego, Jerry Springer’s the id
The ultimate expression of all that’s deep down
So I say: Jerry Springer
Oh yeah
Jerry Springer, oh yeah x3"
Around my neck,"Choking choking
Under my feet under my feet
Slipping slipping
Fearing to let go
Fearing to hold on
Death in every angle
Death in every instance
The way up it's the way up it's the way down
The way forward it's the way forward it's the way back
Surrender into the eternal
Surrender to the eternal
Now
Returning where
I never never left
Here for the first time
Here for the last time
Eternally eternally present
Disappear disappearing and appearing in the silent dance of the full moon
You may not be remembered but cannot be replaced"
Solo,"And not a moment to myself
And this Mac is slow
This old Mac Pro
Solo
my wife has been gone
In chicago
Since Tuesday morn
Not a moment to myself
Not one to spare
The tv in the other room
All is laid bare
Solo
It’s only been 5 days
Shes coming back tomorrow
And i want to see her face
Solo
Not a moment I get alone
building legos
And staring at our phones
Solo
Every night and every day
I barely have the time
To write this song or play
R"
Shake the tree till something falls out,"Take your medicine lay on the ground
The animals can sense your doubt
So wrap it up tight don’t let it out
Form complete
Sentences in your head
Before you say
The word of the day
Hollow branch will break in your hand
You’ll cut your ribs before you land
The scar will last until your a man
Then dissipate as only skin cells can
Form complete
Sentences in your head
Before you say
The word of the day
Hear the sound your own heart makes
When it’s ripped apart and breaks
They’re putting people down for their hot takes
So be good for goodness sakes"
Every day is a new day,"In Gary Gensler’s SEC
The regulatory equivalent of George Santos
With an Etch A Sketch instead of policy
If I sell you a Pokemon Card
Is that a security? No, my friend
SELL u Pokemon Card on the blockchain
Is that a security? It depends.
First they ignore you
Then they laugh at you
Then they fight you
Then you win
There are lots of projects that put a white paper out
Collect a bunch of money and then that’s that
Why won’t the SEC go after those people
Instead of wasting time killing Stoner Cats
If you have ideas for Hester PURSE
Please bring them along to her
So she can do more than just write dissents
Or she’ll go become a beekeeper
Crypto folks were the very first ones
To step in and help Ukraine
When they tweeted out for donations
It was 40 million dollars in just three days
Jim Hines was a rhode scholar and he can’t understand
single word that most of us say
Democrats need to hear about those simple killer apps
Before they’ll send any good vibes our way
Regulatory clarity
Will come from the courts
But legislative intervention
Would be nice to get that first
There’s a difference between having a rule
And operationalizing it
Senator Lummis says
That NFTs are gonna be big"
Are you happy with the churn and the,"burn and you put it away You
gotta put it all around the things I
create I don’t want to be part of
your empire I just want to go away
To where the things I make Will
crumble and fade with dignity SourceFed
and you’re dead and your soul has been
condemned You
distract everyone and your running circles around them
I don’t want to be part of your
network I just want to do my thing
I just want to write and sing So
what I have to bring can always be"
He invented ethereum when he was just a,"kid And
that's not even the coolest thing that Vitalik
Buterin did Nathan
Schneider has written one book about God
He wrote another book about Occupy
and one about co ops Sybil
resistant gas efficient Dow
protocol That's
what Julia
Rosenberg has been building y'all certain institutions in
this space that we all stand One
of those is my crypto by Taylor
Monahey oh oh oh oh GM
GMGM what the hell are we doing here
if it ain't coordination Come
on my solar punks let's raise a little
help these old markets aren't gonna radicalize them
MLS he's filling my hand he's brought many
old and new ideas into the mainstream Glen
Weil is a radical dude with a big
imagination 563 BCE
is when Buddha
was born Hello
Buddha Blockchain
says Vince
Fakuri horn beyond the sea of liquidity Grab
your sword and shield Follow
Loeva for fixed and variable yield Mr
David Hoffman
would like you to see that crypto not
to make you rich but crypto to set
you free Vivac
Sing is asking and wants to know right
now how we can build a better web
for people that we care about GM
gm GM
what the hell are we doing here if
it ain't coordination Come
on not so the puns Let's
raise a little help these old markets I'm
gonna radicalize themselves She
is playfully building for serious change Lauren
Lose welcomes you to the give economy Tamara
asks us to imag a different way to
live where economics not zero sum but collaborative
tokenomics and governance are so very complicate James
Waugh and Fire
Eyes have really led the way Kevin's
got a dream in his heart that when
incentives align he can turn degens to regens
one ape at a time Jessica
is a resell and she plays the drums
She wants to free all life by engineering
tokens Here
comes the chorus 1 2 3 4 oh
oh oh oh GM
GM GM
what the hell are we doing here if
it ain't coordination Come
on you solar punks raise a little help
these old markets aren't gonna radicalize themselves and
l I'm
still in the presence of engines of creation
That's a line of a poem by Toby
Shoren Coordinate
to yearn He's
Johnny Appleseed
dicks spreading coordination around its tracheopteryx Griff
Green was around for the explosion of the
Dow and that led right to giveth which
is what he's doing now Oren
Macmillan is a Biddler
who really knows how to build He's
the vegan basketball powerhouse of the Gnosis
Guild Pixel
artist dungeon master and she totally rules Abby's
busy building decentralized collaboration tool uh oh oh
oh gm gm what the hell are we
doing here if it ain't coordination Come
on my solar punks have raised a little
help these old markets I'm
gonna radicalize them say eh On
the 4th of May
he joined Bankless
Dao seven days later Frog
Monkey quit his day Jo
all across the world to write in your
neighborhood Manu
Alzuru says you can be doing good Daniel
Schmachtenberger looks at institutional decay and at the
Consilience project Tries
to find another way since 2017 he's done
all that he could Kevin
awake screaming at the top of his lungs
Public good the digital minister up top Taiwan
promoting open and free and they'll teach you
all about it While
making bubble tea I always forget to tell
you oh oh oh oh gm gm gm
what the hell we doing here if it
ain't coordination Come
on my solar pumps let's raise a little
help these old markets aren't gonna radicalize themselves
and else a writer artisan gardener working on
strategy at Gnosis
which I use all day her name is
Key Engineering
R and It's
systems through and through Michael
Zargham at Block
Science he's a systems wizard dude He
does a lot of work Work
with Moloch
Composability Isaac
Patka is a hero for helping Dada
save all their NFTs
Joshua Tan
leads the way over at Metagov
Standards for Digital
Self governance is a topic that he loves
Helping grow the ecosystem of Aragon
Oh bring up the chorus Oh
you did already Yes
Helping grow the ecosystem of Aragon
Coordinator and weekend Ape
it's Ivan
Fartuna Everybody
sing the chorus if you know it Oh
oh oh oh gm gm what the hell
are we doing here if it ain't coordination
Come on Do
solar pumps raise a little help These
old markets aren't gonna radicalize themselves no these
old markets aren't gonna radicalize themselves Ooh
these old markets aren't gonna radicalize themselves And
that's the end of shelling Put
Thank you everybody so much for coming You
are a wonderful audience We
appreciate you Kevin
has one more thing to say"
spiders love to bite me,"insects all invite me
to their bloodsucking party
i'm just food for them
insects feast on my blood
spiders all cry my love
sipping on my inner thigh
i'm food for their yong"
His name was Wren,"He fell in love with a flock of
penguins But
he was polyamorous He
believed it could work But
the penguins were monogamous So
he left feeling like a big jerk Oh,
Wren Polyamorous
polar bear Oh,
Wren Polyamorous
polar bear He
sought refuge in his iceberg home But
the ice was melting and so he set
out alone Wandering
the tundra, searching for love Cursing
the ground that he walked upon And
resenting the sun above Oh,
Wren Polyamorous
polar bear Oh,
Wren Polyamorous
polar bear Two
years of walking He
arrived in New
York He
got a flat I Brooklyn
The fish market was his work One
day while catching the subway He
was in a big hurry He
bumped into a girl that was dressed as
a polar bear furry She
introduced him to her friends Oh,
Wren You
finally found a new home Yeah,
Wren The
polyamorous powar bear Oh
yeah"
Where summer vacation never ends,"Epuls.pl
Where it’s just you and your friends
Parent: No!
Teachers: No!
No one’s there to tell you what to do
Epuls.pl belongs to you
Epuls, Epuls.pl x4
Epuls.pl
Battle and form clubs
Epuls.pl
You might even find love
Parent: No!
Teachers: No!
No demerits to incur
And then grade your teachers at spokobelfer.pl
Epuls, epuls.pl x8"
Jupiter’s playing Mario Maker,"He’s playing it every day
He’s learning how to run and jump
And it makes me so happy
Jupiter’s playing Mario Maker
He can beat some levels now
He likes to make levels too
He really really knows how
Jupiter is playing Mario
It’s what I always wanted
Forest to the desert sand
And houses that are haunted
Jupiter is playing Mario
He’s having so much fun
Now I am the parent who
HAs to tell him when he’s done
Jupiter’s playing Mario Maker
His sister likes to watch him
Some day she’ll be playing too
Together they’ll go bopping
All those goomabs on their heads
Kicking those crazy turltes
1 2 3 64 odyssey and world"
How did you get here When,"did you arrive The
conclusion that is just a wild ride It's
just a wild ride Nobody
else is on good side you can take
it you can leave it but no matter
what you do it's a wild alright many
times only to find that you have miscounted
and you had to start over why do
you torture yourself with thoughts what might be
d Think
about the future shine think about what you
see yes it's just a wild ride You
arrive exactly where you arrive you can say
anything to yourself when will you forgive yourself
for all your transgressions How
can you live knowing that you will die
your days will die and how many in
the dark only to find you get distracted
and you forget which play the passage but
it's just a wild ride till you arrive
precisely where you arrive no matter where what
you say no matter what you do it's
just a wild ride"
Nothing in my life,"Works just right
Everything’s a little bit broken
I try to patch it up
But it's never enough
When I put out the fire
They're still smoking
Miracles used to happen every day
Now we're stuck with cable news
All the talking heads
Make me wish I were dead
I wanna ride with Athena and Zeus
On the airplane to tomorrow
Got my ticket, I'm ready to go
On one side is the dim of the night
On the other the bright of the daytime
You'll have to confer
Which you prefer
Or else you're some kind of traitor
Men with long hair do nothing but scare me
Like the lioness protecting her young
Dressed up nice
At the den mother's advice
And heading out towards the setting sun
On the airplane to tomorrow
Got my ticket, I'm ready to go
On the airplane to tomorrow
We're gonna go where they can't follow
Where the dreams are heavy and the heads aren't hollow
Gonna go where it's all o all o k
On the airplane to tomorrow
We're gonna go where they can't follow
Where the dreams are heavy and the heads aren't hollow
Gonna go where it's all o all o k
On the airplane to tomorrow
We're gonna go where they can't follow
Where the dreams are heavy and the heads aren't hollow
Gonna go where it's all o all o k
On the airplane to tomorrow
We're gonna go where they can't follow
Where the dreams are heavy and the heads aren't hollow
Gonna go where it's all o all o k
On the airplane to tomorrow
We're gonna go where they can't follow
Where the dreams are heavy and the heads aren't hollow
Gonna go where it's all o all o k
On the airplane to tomorrow
On the airplane to tomorrow"
i'm weak,"i can barely walk
i'm weak
can barely sing or talk
at least i can hold down my food
i'm weak
it's like i'm 100 years old
i'm weak
and my hands and feet are cold
but at least i can hold down my food
when you're weak you appreciate
what it means to be strong
when you're healthy you never think
about what it's like to be sick
but when you are ill
there's no other song
but the healthy tune that's in your head
that's going tick tick tick
i'm weak
i'm practically delerious
i'm weak
come on man i'm serious
at least i can hold down my food
i'm weak
but i'm getting better
i'm weak
put on that holiday sweater
cause at least i can hold down my foodsa"
I don’t know what you,"Have heard about me
But I think that you
Should probably
Come see for yourself for once in your life
I’ll wait on the top of this telephone line
When you climb up here
And perch next to me
I’ll say, “Well my dear
Watch those falling leaves
And we’ll fly off together into another life
Far away from this old telephone line
When my number’s up
You will take me down
Bring the things I love
Put me in the ground
And I’ll know that I lived my very best life
With you and this old telephone line"
I’m the same,"If you meet me on the street
If I’m standing in the shower
If you see me on TV
I’m the same
If we’re sharing a meal
If you see me on YouTube
This is me I’m real
And there’s no difference
Between you and me
big explosion
Created everything
Time is an illusion
We had to invent
Because our brains are too small
To comprehend
I’m the same
Standing in line
At the starbucks on broadway
That’s me and I’m
The same
In the middle of times square
Or in a field of daffodils
I’m the same everywhere the"
It’s kinda like when your favorite small time band,"Gets really popular
It’s like, good going, good good going
I’m happy for you for sure
But there’s a part of me that’s real sad inside
Like what made you special to me has died
And there’s nothing that a big multinational
Corporation won’t junk up
Visa, you fucking assholes
Why’d you have to go and pick that punk up
In my bones I do believe punks are a work of art
But the company of charging fees
Absurd interest rates oh jeez
That goddamn breaks my heart
And if I sound like a hipster douche
You what that’s really fine
I’d rather be a hipster douche
Thank lick the boots of corporate swine
Oh yes welcome our corporate overlords
We’re so happy you are here
As long as you pump our fucking bags
We’ll goose step and cheer plolkkl"
Come live in my startup castle,"It’s a one room dusty shack
As far away from silicon valley
As anyone can get
But we’ve got the internet
And an outhouse in the back
Anyone is welcome
Rich or poor
Skinny muscly or fat
Degenerates and losers
Successul entrepreneurs
Housewives and stay at home dads
Poets and prostesters
We don’t care what you wear
Or how much you exercise
Put on make up or leave it off
And we don’t care what you buy
Do you like to dance
When your favorite song comes on?
Do you look up at the stars in awe
And wonder if we’re alone?
How much TV you watch
Or how many drugs you do
What kind of psychological stuff
You might be going through
Even if you’re a pirate
compass buccaneer
Nobody gets turned away
You’d still be welcome here
Now here’s the part of the song
We say fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Were you once a baby
Innocent and new
Looking up out into the world
And it smiled back at you?"
I journeyed to the center of the earth,"At least I thought I did but maybe I was wrong
I hung out with the trolls that told me of their birth
Beginning of the galaxy through madness and with song
I was just a spectator
Around the mountain
I fell off the equator
Around the mountain
The beaten path is down and it is out
I walk it anyway, that’s what boots are for
The trees are talking to each other now
I don’t care what they say about me no more
The pyramids we built couldn’t hold the weight
10,000 years of history self conscious and awake
The dust from the explosions went into the sky
Back to where they came from, by and by"
Take this eraser,"Into the realm
Puff out your chest
And cast the spell
Knocks the wind out
Catch your breath
All of maslowes
needs are met
You gotta roll with the punches
They come in bunches
They are ripe bananas
Be wild and be manic
I am sick
i’ve got a cold
I’ve got my seat
It’s as good as gold
30k
feet in the sky
burst my ear drums
pop out my eyes
i heard the captain
turbulence
buckle your seat belt
hang on to your pants
soon we’re landing
your mind’s a swim
open the door
say hi to berlin"
It’s been over 10 years,"And I still miss Steve
These things are not the same
Without his turtle neck and jeans
I used to look forward to it
Now I just fall asleep
It’s been over 10 years
And I still miss Steve
I miss Steve I miss Steve
Where could he be where could he be
He knew how to let it breathe
I miss Steve
Things are not the same
I guess that’s ok
But I miss him on the stage
I know he was a jerk
To those who worked underneath
And his charisma
Made him hard to beat
All your favs
Are problematic
It’s been over 10 years
And I still miss Steve"
On the darkest coldest night,"Of the brightest warmest year
I am here by candle light
Listening, listening
On the border of all greatness
But the boundary’s limitless
I have the time in my possession
Ticking, ticking
Engulfed in my thoughts
Chasing  all my steps
Find myself pondering
Wondering
With cold feet and hands
Try towards the unknown
Can’t find my way out
To closure
Time has come
Time has been
Time has flown away
Time will be
Time will go
Time will find a way
Without my conscience or sense
I fall unwillingly
I fall unwillingly
Deeper
Finding relief
While I am being myself
Opening doors
Slowly"
He’s very rich and he likes to win,"He’s the Donald Trump sex doll
Do whatever you want to him
He’s the Donald Trump sex doll
He would date his daughter
If he weren’t her father
He thinks that all Mexicans are rapists
He will defeat China
He’ll sucker punch Putin
He is the all time greatest
He put his name on everything
He’s the Donald Trump sex doll
His towers are yooge and not compensating
He’s the Donald Trump sex doll"
Sometimes it feels I find,"Like we’ve all lost our minds
Like there’s no ground to stand on anymore
You look at me I look at you
There’s no path to the truth
Everything is broken at the core
What will they say about us
The choices will be obvious
They’ll ask why didn’t anyone do anything
Assuming there’s any one to ask the questions at all
Sometimes I can’t believe
Any of it’s happening
I keep thinking I’ll wake up from a dream
And my dreams aren’t much better
In the jaws of an irish setter
Not so merrily floating down the stream
What will they say about us
The choices will be obvious
They’ll ask why didn’t anyone do anything
Assuming there’s any one to ask the questions at all
Sometimes the call of the wild
Makes me yearn for that country smile
Back into the woods, I’ll just fade away
Where all the wild things grow
And everything you know
You know because you’ve seen it go that way"
Last time it was Lieberman,"This time it’s manchin and sinema too
The democrats continue to suck
Tell me what else is new
They are the worst
Bunch of corporate dick sucking fucking assholes
And it hurts
To know we’ll never get what we need
My right wing cousin on facebook
Posts anti democrat memes oo ooo
She’s like oo those democrats sure do suck
I’m like tell me what else is new
R"
Our grandparents fought nazis,"Back in 1943
I know they wouldn’t have wanted
Us to give up easily
So we’ve got to stick together
Put aside the shit
That they’re trying to use to divide us
We don’t have time for it
We’ve got to fight these
Fucking Nazis right now
They’re rearing up again
We’ve got to stomp them out
It’s hard to believe I know
But they’re in the white house now
And winter is coming
We were all so comfortable
But we won’t give an inch to them
This is not normal
We’ve got to fight these
Fucking Nazis right now
Fight them in the streets
When they threaten human beings
Fight them in the courts
When they threaten the constitution
Fight them in the government
We’ve got to rip them up
Fight them with your memes
Of justice and love
I refuse to raise my family
In a country that’s succumbed
To a squealing grabby pumpkin
Fascistic authoritarian
The press is not gonna save you
Open up your eyes
Congress has fallen
It’s time to organize
We’ve got to fight these
Fucking Nazis right now"
How many times have amateas died How,"many times we brought back to life Earthquakes
and automobiles One
ricochet the other has wheel I don't mean
to be cryptic Talking
about crypto home and in case you miss
it it's just the E
and flow it's the way it go Oh
yeah How
many times have an dead turn the whole
world upside on his Put
it in your pocket with a turning wheel
Tell me just how do you feel I
don't mean to say that you don't know
the way back from the brain That's
not what I think at all The
song isn't very good How
many times would any piece could put could
fit it in your pocket with a leather
with a butt Now
I'm just making up words that should tell
you how answers I think it is And
I would have done by the way"
How long does it take,"For me to do my song
What sounds can I make
Pluck a string and bang a gong
When I do my song
What words will I write
When I do my song
Will they be dark or bright
Will I go on too long
When I do my song
When I do my song I don't think too much
I just write what comes to mind
LIke getting punched in the gut
And and I never know what I'm gonna get
What melody is this
Right here in my song
Some kind of vocal chordal kiss
larynx fleshy bomb"
This Is,"The Song
I Write
When I Don't
Know What
To Write
This is the song I write when I
don't know what to write I reach in
and find that there's nothing I want to
say This
is the song I write when it's 10
o'clock at night Look
into my mind and see nothing of any
kind No
original thoughts And
no big solutions No
crashing waves And
no revolutions This
is the song I write when I just
need to write anything You'll
say I'm
out of ideas but I know tomorrow comes
This is the song I write when I
just want to veg When
I haven't got a guitar cello sitar or
drums No
big insights No
dream filled balloons No
dancing demons No
creativity monsoons This
is the song I write This
is the song I write when I want
to be left alone When
I just want to watch Star
Trek and eat dessert in peace This
is the song I write when I sit
down to write a song And
I've just taken a shower so I'm
feeling pretty clean No
hard factual No
interpretations No
great progressions No
breakthrough frustrations This
is the song I write when I don't
know what to write You
may say I'm
out of ideas but I know tomorrow comes
This is the song I write when I've
got to write a song And
I don't care if it's brilliant or dumb
No fine granular No
socrates or plato No
perfect pixels No
shark tornado"
I’ve spent so many years taking care,"Of everyone else
I’ve spent too much time thinking about
What other fish think of me
They say it can’t be done
And I am I’m so foolish
But no matter what may come
I will be the first fish
The first fish
The first fish in space
Swimming among the stars
And I’ll look down upon the home I once knew
When I loved you
I will explore the galaxy
Drinking up the Milky Way
And discovering new life to be friends with this time
I need no alibi
I won’t be lonely when I got the stars
Singing my songs with me
I’ll learn to breath without oxygen
The universe will be the sea
They say my dreams are dumb
And my wishes are toothless
But no matter what may come
I will be the first fish"
The boss is gone,"He left us in charge
Oh no!
We don’t care
We just want to screw around
Oh yeah!
Toothless moms
And smart ass kids
And so we remain
The coolest game in town
Game Deals
Game Deals
Game Deals"
C’mon Rod,"Make him look you in the eye
C’mon Rod
Make him look you in the eye
He’d rather do it on twitter
Or just have you resign
C’mon Rod
Make him look you in the eye
Comon Adam and Michael
We all read the NYTimes
Are you sure you sifted through what is truth and lies
The truth was something
You didn’t clearly define
C’mon Rod
Make him look you in the eye
C’mon people
Into the streets let’s ride
This is one of those moments do or die
Will we try to save Mueller
Or just wave good bye
C’mon Rod
Make him look you in the eye"
He scammed millions out of their dough (oh,"yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah) Then
he goes on day time talk show (oh
yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah) Twitter
spaces and the NYTimes
(oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah) But
now he’s gonna pay for his crimes (oh
yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah) Cuz
they arrested, Sam
Bankman, Sam
Bankman Fried
That sonofabitch was running his mouth from his
penthouse fancy free But
they got em Oh
they got em Let’s
hope he pays He
tells those lies off the top of his
skull (oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah) He’s
scary pathological (oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah)
Under oath, he’ll testify (oh yeah, oh yeah,
oh yeah) And
he’ll be staring at Caroline
(oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah) He
set us back by so many years (oh
yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah) Then
cried those crocodile tears (oh yeah, oh yeah,
oh yeah) But
the SEC
didn’t call him out (oh yeah, oh yeah,
oh yeah) It
was crypto folks who brought him down"
Put my brain directly into the universe,"Watch me freak out in the sun
if you knew how much my body hurt
Tell me I'm the only one
I'm the only one
I'm the only one
I the only one that's real
Have a good laugh at my expense
Watch me go down to the run
if you knew how much I'm on the fence
Tell me I'm the only one
I'm the only one
I'm the only one
I'm the only one
I the only one that's real
Find me like a burning mouth of the dragon's eye
and I'll take another look at you before I die
if you leave me on the doorstep
I see that you just making fun
but when you tell me that
I don't get to be the only one
the only one
I'm the only one
I'm the only one
I'm the only one that's real
I the only one
I'm the only one
I'm the only one
I'm the only one if
I the only one that's real
I don't know close"
Everybody sing now,"Oh, it’s probably time
Oh, it’s probably time
Oh, it’s probably time
Oh, it’s probably time"
I’m so tired don’t want to do,"Anything but sleep next to you
Can’t stop rattling brain
From the multitudes I contain
Oh, I’m so tired right now
Oh, I’m so tired right now
I’m so tired can’t concentrate
Can’t spread my wings and fly away
May as well leave me behind
No matter where the canary flies"
If we can just make it to 2018,"Maybe we stand a chance to
Change what it all means
The ugly face the country
Finally revealed
So now we can get down
To making something real
Deep deep changes
Heavy duty introspection
The world rearranging
From every direction
If we can make it to
2018
We have a real chance to
Put hearts up on the screen"
Shadow on the hill,"Make the horses go still
Go still
Go still
Go still
Go still
Isn't that right
Make the horses go still
Shadow on the plains
Make the horses lose the reins
Lose the reins
Lose the reins
Lose the reins
Lose the reins
Lose the reins
Lose the reins
Lose the rains
Shadow on the barns
Make the horses
Shadow on the barn
Make the horses"
As the court is noted as the SEC,"reiterates with its use of the term crypto
no Asset
security The
SEC is not referring to the crypto asset
itself as the security From
at least 2013 to the present defendants sold
over 146 billion units of a digital asset
security called XRP
in return for cash other consideration worth over
138 billion As
the court is noted as the SEC
reiterates with its use of the term crypto
asset security the SEC
is not referring to the crypto asset itself
as the security security From
at least 2013 to the present defendants sold
over 146 billion units of a digital asset
security called XRP
in return for cash or other consideration worth
over 138 billion"
That’s not yours,"You can’t have that
Nobody here will try and stop you
But maybe someone here will try and kill you
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hollywood is just a dream away
Nobody here will try and stop you
Nobody here will let you go
I contradict myself
So I contradict myself
I contain multitudes
Walt Whitman said that
He said that, he said that
Hey, hey, hey, hey
That was Fat Albert’s way of saying hey
I can’t program my VCR
I don’t have a VCR
What’s something technical that I can do?
Nobody will try and stop you
Nobody will let you go
Nobody will try and stop you
Nobody will let you go
Put the cap back on
Put the lid back on
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Pandora’s Box
It’s open
Nobody cares"
Hella helicopter balls of fire come flaming,"Just another poor shooter in the annals of gaming
Tanks and planes and buildings and oh
You're the pilot of a copter you can barely control
You crash and then it says take off
And then you crash again and you don't want to take off
You're getting so frustrated you wanna break off
piece of this control and make a
Make shift weapon and
 kill this stupid game for existing"
Trick a little gecko into telling you the,"news and the little gecko will run over
your shoes Everybody
fighting for one little piece of pie but
all that the gecko does is run and
hide a sip oh little gecko little gecko
wow oh little gecko little gecko wow oh
little gecko little gecko gecko wow Hug
a little gecko and take it for a
walk but all that the gecko does is
croak and talk One
or two or three or five four or
more on the wall ceiling and all over
the floor I said oh little gecko little
gecko wow oh little gecko little gecko wow
oh little gecko little gecko wow o Bring
a little gecko back to the main Watch
him struggle and watch him strain Never
was a gecko so thoroughly confused so this
little gecko runs all over your shoes I
said oh little gecko little gecko why Oh
little gecko little gecko Y
o O
little gecko little gecko Y
o o little gecko little gecko wow O
little gecko little gecko wow little gecko W
o w this week's animal themed song from
my animal themed album called animals at animals
Cool That's
animals about a gecko Hey
little gecko I met a little gecko when
I was in Hawaii
and I took a shining to him so
I decided to write a song for him
This song features my friend Mia
Pixley on vocals and cello She's
in a really awesome band called the debutante
hour So
you should go check them out because they're
awesome and also you can click here to
watch last week's songs Next
week I'll
be back with another anthem animal themed song
for my animal themed album called"
I’m going off my anxiety meds,"It’s time to try something new
And you can’t go off all at once
Cuz that will wreck you
So you go off just a little at a time
And it still leaves you in a haze
My head is foggy and my heart beats fast
There’s no escape
I don’t know what it is about New York
That makes me feel nostalgic
thousand little bubbles bloom in my gut
New York is so romantic
I’m going off my anxiety meds
To see what else might work
And I’m going to a conference
Here in New York
Not the best combination
I would not recommend
But I am looking forward to
Seeing some friends"
He looks like Lee Harvey Oswald,"He's married to a chipmunk who's got a loose tooth
and she looks kind of like John Wilkes Booth
nothing sadder than a bald porcupine
Who dresses up in nice clothes all the time
Goes to the theatre to watch the ballet
And get's assassinated
Up there in heaven he's covered in slime
But that's how it is there all of the time
He walks around naked but with a toupet
And no one calls him crazy
I've got a headache and it won't go away
I feel like Zach Morris at the end of the day
You've got a headache and you feel lousy
You're feeling kind of like kelly kapowski
nothing sadder than a bald porcupine
Who can't have nice things cuz he don't have the time
who's got two left feet and wants to be dancing
on the floor in the round
out in the world they call him Moonshine
He lives on a commune where they take out your mind
they remove all the parts that identify fancy
and leave you on the ground"
You turn away from the things that make you sad,"You turn off the light
And you try to make your way through the black
Nobody will blame you for the way you turn
But strike a match
And toss it into the night to watch it burn
It's hard, hard to see
Clearly
When the weight of everything that you want to be is heavy
So, so heavy
You can never know what you don't know you don't know
It's impossible
Until someone comes along who can show you
Make an angel deep deep in the snow
Grab a beaker
And mix up a potion to help you grow
It's hard, hard to see
Clearly
When the weight of everything that you want to be is heavy
So, so heavy"
Where you gonna find what you’re looking for,"In the sky
Underground
In your head
The waves of sound are ringin’
After dark
The day is long
Sun rise
What’s the morning’s bringin’
Could it be in the corner
Could it be in the grass
Could it be in the question
I’m afraid to ask
Could it be in the crosses
Could it be in the steel
Could it be in the space between
What’s fake and real
On the trail
Leading to
The solitary
Parts of you that will grow
Don’t walk
Too straight
You’ve got to
Calibrate it just so"
Everything is great,"Everything is fine
The feeling in your stomach
Don’t pay it any mind
We are gonna make it
Make it oh we will
Either with the sunshine
Or the blood that spills
Everything is great
Never better than right now
Life is kitten rainbow
And silver lining clouds
Never need to worry
Cuz it’ll all work out
Just ignore the trucks
On the edge of town
Just ignore the strong wind
And the fact that you
Can’t find what you’re looking for
At the supermarket food
In all the signals
There’s more than noise
But stay positive
For all the girls and boys
Everything is great
Everything is good
Houses made of brick
Houses made of wood
Just ignore the big bad
And the rising tide
Everything is great
Everything is fine r"
I’m 35 years old,"I’ve never done what I was told
That can be good
That can be bad
But it’s the only way I ever had
I’m sitting in my underwear
Waiting for something that isn’t there
It’s ok
I don’t judge
Something tries to move but doesn’t budge
I can’t help see what I lack
Something along the way I lost track
Bound to home
By crippling fear
And so what the fuck am I doing here"
What have you got to say for yourself,"What have you got to say
Can you get out of bed
Without any help
Today
Cause nobody is listening
To the heartbeat in your chest
The death you drop
On everything
As your fear is unimpressed
Give it a hand
And under near the covers
There’s a new dance
That you’ll discover
Deep in the bones
of the appalachian trail
chasing that white whale"
after nineteen hundred and sixteen days,"It’s time that me and this old guitar part ways
I’ve got nothing left to write about
Because I’ve written all the songs
From Pensacola to New Zealand
New York, LA and back again
Gotta find something else to do I guess
Because I’ve written all the songs
All the songs have been written
All the songs have been wrote
I guess I could write em all over again
Note for ever loving note
I’ve sang about every topic there is
From black holes to soda fizz
It’s time to put on my dancing shoes
Because I’ve written all the songs
I’ve used every last chord and strum
Some melodies smart some melodies dumb
Hey buddy can you spare a dime?
Because I’ve written all the songs
All the songs have been written
All the songs have been wrote
I guess I could write em all over again
Note for ever loving note
Seems like as good a place as any
nineteen hundred and sixteen is plenty
And anyway there’s nothing left to write
Because I’ve written all the songs
So I’d tip my hat if I owned a hat
I’m moving on just like an alley cat
Now it’s time to say goodbye
Because I’ve written all the songs"
Like a bull sees red,"I am unprepared
Lightning strikes my head
And my teeth are bared
You can have this one
Totally free
There’s no telling
What it’ll cost me
great sea change
Has been known to come
‘tween calm and rage
‘tween twilight and dawn
You can have this one
I hope it’s enough
There’s no telling
What I’ll have to give up
Will we learn
To let things go
The ant’s concern
Is rain and snow
You can have this one
It’s more than I need
There’s no telling
What I’ll have to concede"
Do you or do you not exist?,"I will accept you with arms wide open
But if you’re fake I’ll feel foolish
You’re friends with my friends but that’s not conclusive
I try to verify you, but you are elusive
Little bits arranged in rows and rows and just so
Now I am obsessed and I simply must know
Oooh are you a real person?
Oooh are you a real person?
Oooh are you a real person?
Oooh are you a real person?
Flesh and bone is less deceiving
I don’t need no terring tell
If I can touch you and feel you breathing
I feel your heart beating in my chest
I don’t know what your motivation might be
When you look my way and you decide to friend me
Far be it from me to disrupt the status quo
Now I am obsessed and I simply must know
Oooh are you a real person?
Oooh are you a real person?
Oooh are you a real person?
Oooh are you a real person?
If you're real just say so
If we knew each other long ago
If you're someone that I really know
If you're real, well then hello."
Well we'll talk about it 10 hours on,"a plane now I feel like a string
that's been strong I want to sleep in
a bed I want to sleep in a
bed Sleep
in a bed I don't want to sleep
in a bed Sleeping
in bed Because
sleeping on a plane is no good 10
hours on a plane Now
I'm in a different place than I was
before Sleeping
in bed I don't want to sleep in
a bed Sleeping
in bed Cause
sleeping on a plane is no good"
He’s authentic and generous,"With a short attention span
He doesn’t like it when jess
Leaves the cupboard doors open
But he loves her so
And wouldn’t you know
They’re getting married
In January
Jess and Plumber Matt
Met in traffic
She saw the sign on his company cars
Was the best investment
He ever could have made
Because they’ll be together
For the rest of their days
He likes brewing craft beer
And his surfing is rad
He loves eddy Brenda Lozz
His sister mom and dad
He’ll play pow pow with the boys
Any day of the week
He loves Az watto Mitch
Dugong and john Henry
Jess and Plumber Matt
Met in traffic
She saw the sign on his company cars
Was the best investment
He ever could have made
Because they’ll be together
For the rest of their days"
it's the night before Christmas,"and all over the world kids are getting
ready to let their dreams unfurl and the
north american aerospace defense command is tracking and
reporting one single man all the government's effort
it's vast network of satellites are focused on
Santa NORAD
has got him in their sights they're tracking
santa that's a lot of gifts he's giving
look at all those gifts like lightening now
he's in russia look at how his reindeer
fly over the earth like wingless birds with
horns they are so magic and i wish
i could fly up with them but i
can't i'm just a man the earth would
looks so beautiful from a vantage point like
that in a big sleigh with bells a
ringing it must be fun but alas i
just sit here and sing my song but
thanks to the north american aerospace defense command
i can see him doing his santa thing
and i will sit here and continue to
sing ho ho ho ho"
Everyone I know,"Is waiting Mac book pro
Oh
And here in octo
ber it should arrive
Everyday we go
To macrumors and we sigh oh no
Another day in octo
Ber and there’s no sign
It’s slow
My 2016 MacBook Pro
I blow
On it with compressed air
Round and round we go
On this tiny rock in the so
Lar system
And I’m just waiting
For a new Mac book pro"
I used to look at 1 infinite loop,"like the kremlin Did
Apple change or did I change It’s
all about perception Do
some full body breathing And
say the Gettysburg
address I like so much about berries But
berries feel like a mess The
save icon is a dragon Every
designer’s trying to slay No
Jean’s dad was not in the CIA
If your job is to eat a frog,
do it in the morning If
you’ve got to eat two, eat the big
one first Apple
music is bad and it’s making Jim
so mad Quality
is a choice please don’t make Jim
curse All
way roudling databook counterer Metaphors
trust you Similes
are insecure Resting
bitch face doesn’t come from nowhere, no Leave
the history of your project in the comments
in the code The
BeeGees and the duality of all things Seattle
suggests Fraser,
seafood and rain James’s
dad poured milk all over his face And
instead of freaking out he was laughing all
over the place Apple
dev and 19th century Russian
history Jim
is a homeless tech that gets followed by
security 6000 BBQ
has blue lights that shimmer vegetarian should be
able to eat filet minion for dinner All
way roudling databook counterer Metaphors
trust you Similes
are insecure I’m
the last lone wolf It’s
all about perception"
My laptop is dead My,"laptop is dead It's
not coming back It's
all gone now My
laptop is dead I took it to the
Apple Store
Thought maybe it was a hard drive but
they said it was a logic board The
graphics card has died And
my computer is dead Oh
my laptop is dead My
guitar is out of tune And
my laptop my laptop is dead It
was a MacBook
Pro Retina
first gen of its kind I got it
in 2012 We
had a pretty good time together And
now it's dead It's
so dead So
so dead My
laptop is dead My
laptop is dead My
laptop is dead I'm
backed up with back blades Everything
is backed up so that is good But
my laptop is dead Oh
my laptop is dead You
want to do this puzzle Jupy
just turned off the song He
likes to hit the record button when I'm
singing or hang up on people when we're
talking to them But
my laptop is dead Doopie
No no no no The
laptop is dead Oh
the laptop is dead It's
so dead Dead
as a doornail now it is dead It
had some water damage I spilled a lot
of things on it over the years It
still worked for the most part though The
trackpad was weird and the Thunderbolt
ports didn't work and the battery was almost
gone And
now it's completely dead Well
they'll be releasing some new ones soon That's
what Bloomberg
says It's
been quite a long time since they have
been Since
they've been refreshed I hope they come out
soon Cause
I need it too I need a laptop
in my life Cause
my laptop is dead and I need one
soon It's
weird to wait for one What
if they don't release it in October
like they say they might be doing What
if it's not until next year I don't
know if I can wait that long Please
release them Cause
my laptop is dead And
my laptop is dead My
laptop it died It
died It's
dead My
laptop is dead So
that's the truth of the matter Yeah
Yeah Is
that Is
that right Jupy
Yeah Is
that what's going on Give
me some song requests down in the comments
and I'll
write a song about whatever's going on in
your life Because
right now pretty much all that's going on
in my life is my laptop is dead
And I So
at least I got Jupiter
to keep me company My
laptop's gone Hey
don't forget No
that's my That's
my pick You
can give it to Mama
but she'll just give it right back to
me Don't
forget next Thursday
the 22nd at 4 430 on Facebook
doing a live chat about song And
next Thursday
the 22nd at 430 Eastern
Standard Time
I'll see you guys then and tomorrow and
every day throughout time I love"
you can use pc it really doesn't matter,"to me exchanges are heated on internet forums
all semblance of civility is gone decorum is
lacking with people attacking one another the debate
is pointless hear me sisters and brothers macs
are good pcs are also good just stop
fighting or if you're gonna fight don't fight
about computers fight about something that acute lly
matters"
I gotta write a good song,"I gotta write a good song
I don't know how to write
I don't know how to write a good song
I gotta write a good song
I gotta write a good song
I gotta write
I gotta write a good good so
I don't know how to write a song
I really don't
I think that you know that
I won't
I gotta write
I gotta write
I gotta write a good song oh
I gotta write oh
I gotta write a good song
A good song"
Tear down the decorations,"No more stupid cake
Throw all  the whiny guests
To the bottom of the lake
Turn off that awful music
Put away the silly games
Walk in slow motion
As the house goes up in flames
If you don't get your way
It's all right to just say OK
No need to host a party for feeling down
Take a moment to mourn
And then it’s time to get reborn
You won’t get the things you want
Lying on the ground
So put away the candles
And the boxed wine so shitty
You don't have to be happy
But enough with all the pity
Life can fucking suck
But it is yours to live
So crawl out of your pity hole
And find some fucks to give"
Jesse,"Lauren
Anish
Daelin
Sue
Matthew
David and
Kevin
Eric with a
K
Jason
L
MK and a diffuser
Thank you for getting your patreon on with me
On with me
On with me
Thank you for getting your patreon on with me
On with me
Alex
Pax
Josh and
Brendan
Bill and
Jill
Matt and
Brandon
Eric with a c
O
Jason
T
Trina
Deborah and
ATP
I said thank you for getting your patreon on with me
On with me
I said thank you for getting your patreon on with me
On with me
Don
Hans
Ron
John le and the double clicks
Andy
Jerry
Hattie and
Larry
The new disruptors and outcast picks
Joshua
Judith
Chris and ruckin
Kyle
Oleg
Sam and
Tyson
Jonathan
Erin
I
Esha and
Simon
Le
Rick
Issa and
Adam
Thank you for getting your patreon on the way
That's right
Thank you for getting your patreon on me
Benjamin 610
Ryan
Christa
Julia and
Katrina
You all make what
I do possible
Hey now
Thank you
I truly mean it
So thank you for getting your patreon on with me
On with me
On with me
Thank you for getting your patreon on with me
On with me
Thank you for getting your patreon
Patreon on with me
Thank you for getting your patreon on with me"
it'll be really fun and i'm baking cookies,"vegan cookies are the best
my bands really good
we rock pretty hard
if you know the words
you can sing along
we'll cheer you up if you are depressed
my band:
the rock cookie bottoms
my band:
i'm so glad i got em
my band
we rock and roll
my band
we have heart and soul
we sing about polar bears ployamourous
we sing about ardipithicus ramidus
oh we sing about link and zelda too
the songs are likely to get stuck in your head
your sweet tooth is likely to be fed
everything old will suddenly seem news"
When I came up,"i thought I was hot shit
I tried the glove on
I liked the wait it fit
You could find me
Climbing up a pine
At the end of a dirt road
I said mom
I don’t think I should go to school
With all my friends
I play by different rules
You should send me
Where folks are friendly
At the end of a dirt road
I wrote a song called conformity kills
And played it with my band
But nothing about that year
Went how I planned
I was 14
And I was full of shit
Like since I play guitar
I am god’s gift
And all around me
They punch and pound me
At the end of a dirt road
And so I learned
To curtail myself a bit
And I made a friend
Who I’m still friends with
That’s how life is
There’s growth and crisis
At the end of a dirt road"
This song is great,"They should play it on the radio
Play it on the radio
Play it on the radio
My toaster's moldy
And it tells stories just like a champ
It's moldy toaster media
it's moldy toaster media
Once they thought that a moldy toaster
Could do nothing for humankind
But when I heard the stores that it was telling
They were just so well designed
This song is great
They should play it on the radio
Play it on the radio
Play it on the radio
Have you heard the stuff
They've got playing on the radio
This should seriously be on the radio
I'm not kidding about the radio
I wish I could go back to when the radio was invented
And make a song a day broadcast
Send those song a days up out into space
So dark and void and vast
This song is great
They should play it on the radio
Play it on the radio
Play it on the radio"
Science is awesome and I love it so,"But there's still lots and lostum things science don't know
There've been major discoveries throughout history
But this universe of ours is still a great big mystery
Why do we sleep?
Science doesn't know!
Why do we dream?
Science doesn't know!
Why do we yawn?
Science doesn't know!
Why do we blush?
Science doesn't know!
it's comforting to know
That we don't know everything
Religion tries to go
and explain it
But when science finds the answer
It'll be beautiful and perfect
It'll be testable and provable
And that's what I like
Science is awesome and I love it so
But there's still lots and lostum things science don't know
There've been major discoveries throughout history
But this universe of ours is still a great big mystery
How does gravity work?
Science doesn't know!
How many species exist?
Science doesn't know!
What's past the edge of the universe?
Science doesn't know!
What happens after you die?
Science doesn't know!"
All I think about sometimes,"Is running out of water
Like I know it’s coming
But I don’t know what to do
Show me what I might not discover
And I will be indebted to you
I don’t want to fight
No I don’t want to fight
I don’t want to fighte4
In the water wars
But we’re running out
And my son and my daughter
Almost certainly will fight
For water
It will happen slowly and
then all of a sudden
And the way we all grew up
Will feel like a dream
Taps that run forever
All shutting
Everybody you know
Becoming really mean"
Eu gosto de pessoas mas eu não quero,"ficar longa Eu
sei que eu deveria sair, mas eu só
quero ficar em casa. Eu
gosto de aprender sobre o que as pessoas
fazem. Mas
a maioria das vezes eu só quero estar
aqui com você e assistir a TV.
Eu gosto de pessoas que eu gostaria de
ser por mim. É
um paradoxismo no coração do meu coração. Eu
não sei o que significa que eu sinto
no meu hotel. Eu
não sei o que eu deveria fazer. Eu
não sei dizer ''hello'' a você. Eu
não sei que isso não é verdade. Eu
não posso dizer ''hello'' todo dia. Todo
dia. Hummm.
Hummm. Eu
me pergunto se o sucesso vem com o
Gagarias. Ou
se você é fico, é que isso é
algo tipo de nefarias. Eu
tenho que sair do meu caminho para fazer
amigos com essas pessoas. Cracking
jokes and making all kinds of egg yolks.
Eu não sei. Ladies
and gentlemen, this is the final minute part
from Derek
and I,
flying from Singapore
to San
Francisco. I hope that everyone got on that
flight. It's
quite early in the morning, it's still dark
out as it's night. I always get to
the airport early because I don't want to
run out of time. My
wife thinks I'm
silly, she thinks that I'm
so funny that way."
dark wind is blowing down the lane,"She started out on foot, she ended up restrained
Won't somebody help her
Get her bearings again?
She's just floating on the wind
Ooooooooh oooohhhhh ooooooooooh ohh
Ooooooooh oooohhhhh ooooooooooh ohh
It's just masochistic how she stayed so long
In a place that she clearly knew was wrong
And they're chasing her down and she can't get away
She's barricaded in, wanna keep them at bay
Ooooooooh oooohhhhh ooooooooooh ohh
Ooooooooh oooohhhhh ooooooooooh ohh
I came to set you free
I came to turn you in to me
I came to congratulate
I came to open the gate
The lightning that struck revealed a room
Linoleum floor where Bibles were strewn
And in the corner, a dim night light
An open window she's nowhere in sight
Ooooooooh oooohhhhh ooooooooooh ohh
Ooooooooh oooohhhhh ooooooooooh ohh
Ooooooooh oooohhhhh ooooooooooh ohh
Ooooooooh oooohhhhh ooooooooooh ohh"
The thing,"I like about you most dear
You'd run away with me
So pack your bag your shotgun too
We might run into zombie
I follow you into the jungle
Yes
I know it's right
Survive endless waves of faceless soldiers
Cause we've got 60 lives
I'm so down for a co op multi layer action
I'm always down
I'm so down
I'm sit down
I'm sit down and
I'll go out
I'm so down
I'm tough like a ninja
When the pirates come in horns
That's when
I'll be calling to you
You better bring your sword
I'm so down for that cool automotive player action
I'm always down
I'm so down
I'm so down
I'm so down for co op
I'm so down for that co op"
Where is the update?,"Give us the update
We want the update now
Where is the update?
(Where is it?)
Give us the update
(We want it)
We want the update now
You said there’d be an update once a week
You lied
And where are all the female pygmies?
And while we’re at it I want aliens
And werewolves, too
And I wanna be a beta tester
Where is the update?
Give us the update
We want the update now
Where is the update?
(Where is it?)
Give us the update
(We want it)
We want the update now
We’re just a couple of guys
You should understand
We’re doing, we’re doing
The best that we can
If we could clone ourselves
We’d update faster
But then we’d risk some kind of cloning disaster
Cloning disaster
Cloning disaster
Don’t wanna be killed by my clone
Cloning disaster
Cloning disaster
Don’t wanna be killed by my clone
No…."
The pink and white underbelly that you’ve exposed,"Has left a very bad smell in my nose
I’ve tried everything but still it lingers
Turpentine and peppermint cover my fingers
I didn’t tell you when you tore up
The booklet of hymns that I made you with love
I didn’t tell you that the hymns represented despair
I’m feeling this moment, not like you’d care
It’s a cold fall night moving fast in to winter
This year is a paper cut wrapped in a splinter
The windows are all open on account of the fleas
Will you give me my dessert when I’ve said please"
The best thing to do is listen to,"some music Let
me sing to you La
di da, la di do x3 Sometimes
when you’re tired And
you wanna go to sleep You
listen to some music and let the music
seep into your bones Seep
into your bones La
di da, la di do x3 Man
with the mustache leaning on his hand He
doesn’t have anything else planned He’s
just sitting on ChatRoulette
Almost asleep But
he’s gonna let the music seep into his
bones I said let the music seep into
his bones La
di da, la di do x3 Sometimes
after a long day at work… And
then he disconnected"
Throw me into,"The corona of the sun
I’m done with everybody
I’m done with everyone
My dreams aren’t pretty
My sleep doesn’t fall
I’m talking to the ghosts
Living in the walls
Tell it to my face
Look me in the eye
Tell me that I matter
The moment that I die
The wisdom of the crowd
The drums of the mob
You can say democracy
Or you can call it god
Stab me in the chest
Lick me when I bleed
Take me to the clearing
With a Corona made of weeds
I’ll bark at the moonlight
I’ll howl at the wind
I’ll hide in the leaves
With a blanket made of skin"
You ready 1 2 3 4,"Stop
Hold it
You have to hold it
You coming back
Is it too loud
Okay come
We'll do it softer
Why don't you guys come in here and do that
Why'd you scream
In there not in here
Hey guys
I'm just gonna
I'm just gonna show you
Here
Bye"
Well we could all learn something from Hodor,"How to let insults bounce off your skin
How to live right in the moment
Well you may not be the brightest crayon
But you can still be a big gentleman
Hodor, Hodor, Hodor
You don’t need a big vocabulary
One word for any situation
Just take life as it comes
Even if they call you dumb
Hodor, Hodor
Hodor, Hodor
Hodor, yeah Hodor
Come now my friend
The summer’s been long
Winter’s still comin’
Now you’ve got to hold on
Dreams that you’re having
And you don’t understand
You’re mostly a boy now
But you’re partly a man
And I know that old crow
Has been plucking out your eyes
And I know that first snow’s
Just on the horiz-on
Nothing can stop it
The seasons will shift
And there’s seasons inside you
That go right along with
Oh summer’s child, summer’s child
You and your whip
Taking it both as a curse and a gift
Summer’s child, summer’s child
Spreads love and joy
They call you a cripple
But someday you will soar
I always call it like I see it
I served my king and was his warrior
I lost some fingers in the bargain
But for my boys
Well it was worth it
And the night was long and full of terror
Didn’t know at first
He didn’t scare me
But ever since we took this boat ride
I saw some things that I
I can’t unsee
Now I fear for this race
And his way and pace
You know we don’t have the supporters
And she’s got a hold of him
And I will sink or I will swim
And I will tread dangerous water
Me I tread dangerous water
All of these men
Call themselves king
Their claims to the throne
Are the songs they sing
You do all the real things
And I will serve you faithfully
Until the day that I die
Lady Starboard
You are my Queen
And I love you
Yeah I love you
And I love you
And you don’t know that I love you
But I love you
Yes I love you
And I love you
Like a ma
n loves a woman
I love you"
If you go into that black hole,"Time will stop but you won’t know
You’ll fall into your point of view
And the universe will turn without you
Maybe that’s what you want
Maybe that’s what you need, right now
If you slip onto that Time Ship
Stow away like an Einstein misfit
All your friends will meet their own ends
And you won’t be there for them
Maybe that’s what you want
Maybe that’s what you need, right now
If you walk into that Dead Clock
Broken hands will choke you, tick tock
When you rise, and see with new eyes:
Without you time won’t stand or fly by
Maybe that’s what you want
Maybe that’s what you need, right now"
When you’re lost and you’re alone,"Struggling through the night
And the trouble only grows
When the birds sing the morning light
I will try
To ease your addled mind
Standing by you
I’ll bring my
Glass to magnify
Standing by you
When everything you do is wrong
And you are going nuts
When the days are just too long
And still not long enough
I can’t stand by you
When you’re crawling on the floor
You’ve forgotten how to walk
And the devil’s at the door
And he just wants to talk"
Let’s start a cult,"We’re all adults
I’m sure
We can figure it out
Let’s start it now
I don’t know how
I’m sure
We can figure it out
I’ll be the master
I’ll be the dawn
I’ll be the sun
And I’ll be the yawn
I’ll be the air
I’ll be the clouds
I’m sure
We can figure it out
Let’s shake the room
With love accrued
From years
Of trying our best
Let’s take a stand
Let’s start a band
Let’s all
Wear matching vests
I’ll be the master
I’ll be the dawn
I’ll be the sun
And I’ll be the yawn
I’ll be the air
I’ll be the clouds
I’m sure
We can figure it out
Let’s start a cult
It’s not one’s fault
That’s one
Thing that I’ve learned
Let’s build a ladder
Like nothing matters
Resurrect
The bridges we’ve burned
I’ll be the master
I’ll be the dawn
I’ll be the sun
And I’ll be the yawn
I’ll be the air
I’ll be the clouds
I’m sure
We can figure it out"
Cereal is delicious,"But has no nutritional value
You eat it sitting on the couch
Usually while you
Watch TV
Yeah you watch TV
Come sit with me
Eat cereal and watch tv
I like waffles better than pancakes
I like French toast maybe the best
But I eat cereal at the end of the day
I sit down to take a rest
Watch TV
Yeah you watch TV
Come sit with me
Eat cereal and watch tv
When I was a kid
Frosted Flakes were my jam
Now I’m just a boring
Old corn flakes kind of man
I guess I’d eat Frosted Flakes
But would feel guilty if I do
What a stupid thing to feel
Guilty over food
I only eat cereal
At my parents house
My dad he also eats it
Siting on the couch
We watch TV"
Our feet will go crunch in the snow,"And tho I'm
cold I'll
just keep walking Pulling
the sled behind I tied my boots with
candy cane twine I know these woods like
the back of my hand and I'm
looking for the perfect tree Though
we're a Jewish
family we get a tree, a tree from
the woods And
we decorate it with blue and white and
Christmas lights and the Star
of David
goes on top We
come to a clearing of snow And
I know that we found the place Long
needle evergreens everything seems to be still and
silent Dad
has got the saw and he's chopping away
and I'm
on the lookout for the man who owns
this land Though
we're a Jewish
family we get a tree, a tree from
the woods And
we decorate it with blue and white and
Christmas lights and the Star
of David
goes on top We
get the tree into the house, I pull
icicles out of dads beard We
turn it this way and that trying to
find the side that has the most needles
Hot chocolate now on the stove And
it's time to decorate Though
we're a Jewish
family we get a tree, a tree from
the woods And
we decorate it with blue and white and
Christmas lights and the Star
of David
goes on top"
I’m worried I’ve got no personality,"These guns are my identity
All my trauma and all my shame
I bury it deep beneath this military grade
Weaponry
I hate everyone
But not any more
Than I hate myself
Try to take my weaponry
The one thing in which I believe
I’d have nothing left
I talk  about killing people all the time
To make me feel bigger cause I feel so small inside
Every injustice and indignity
Now nobody is laughing at me
That’s right"
If you look closely you'll see I'm,"alright if you look closely you'll see me
all night Sleeping
with the fishes oh it's so delicious Sleeping
with the sharks in the dark in the
dark if you look you will see I
am okay if you look you will see
some kind of way Sleeping
with the darkness Sleeping
with the light I Sleeping
on the edges Sleeping
where the brightness goes down if you look
you will see I wasn't there if you
look you won't find me I don't care
Sleeping in the window Sleeping
where they don't know my name Sleeping
outside under the tent Where
I'm pouring I'm
pouring I'm
pouring rain if you look you will see
me in the mirror if you look you
realize I'm
much higher Sleeping
in the doodles Sleeping
in the night well sleeping where they don't
always call my name where they calling my
name to my chin Sleeping
where they don't always know to Call
me when the brownies are done Brownies
are done Call
me when the brownies are done Call
me when the brownies are done the brownies
are done Sleeping
with the fishes oh it's so delicious Is
Sleeping with the sharks oh in the darkness
where you going I need a computer"
foxconn workers should unionize,"they're just folks like me and you
8 hour days and paid a living wage
with breaks and sick days too
they shouldn't have to sleep
stacked 30 to a room
shouldn't have to suffer so that we can consume
what am I gonna do about it?
what am i gonna do?
will I swear off this computer
that I'm now writing this on?
will I pay more for american made
now that I see what's right and wrong?
will I vote with my wallet and hit Apple where it hurts
and every company that puts profits first
is that what i'm gonna do about it?
is that what i'm gonna do?
then my shopping budget
would all but disappear
black friday'd be buy nothing day
oh wait, it's been that way for years
it's larger than one company
we all feed the system give it what it needs
so what are we gonna do about it
what are we gonna do?
our current economic system
has no room for human cost
the tolls it takes and the backs it breaks
and the lives that are lost
we think it doesn't exist if we just ignore it
it doesn't show up in quarterly earnings reports
but what are we gonna do?
tell me what are we gonna do?
we feel outrage and disgust
and we gape in disbelief
but where'd we think our stuff came from?
magical fairy factories?
you can act surprised but deep down you knew
the fact is you don't know what to do
i don't know what to do about it
i don't know what to do"
I wrote four songs today but none of them were this one,"I'm just making this one up cause
I'm too tired to write another one
I wrote a bunch of songs and now
I'm too tired to write the song for you
I'm sorry that
I
I don't have the energy
Therefore what you watch me every day to do"
Instead of lol he says ohr,"His favorite enigma starts with two men in a car
Safemoon was his entry into crypto
He has a black cat whose name is beaugros
He’s Domothy
We didn’t get chance to find out
What the dawg doing
He’s Domothy
We are all osti on this blessed day
Gozaimasu!!
He’s Quebecoise and he loves poutine
He’s fascinated by penectomy
His friends all call him the rainman
He’s the biggest Bill Wurtz fan
He could have had a 4.33 gpa
But even though he was on his way
He purposely failed in finals
To get just a 4.0
He loves Benin and doing math
He has an orange dog named Mac
Mimir is orange but also gray"
No cell phones,"No technology
But out in these woods
You can see
The milky way better than any other place on earth
All you can eat
And an open bar
Kind of like camping
But no tents or cooking fire
Disconnect to connect in the woods
500 startups
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Fireside
Leave the world behind
Hear inspiring stories
Out by the lakside
S’mores and BBQ
Team building in a canoe
Build authentic relationships
Away from your phone
If you feel like
You run around
All day
Your eyes to the ground
Never really getting a chance to look up at the stars
You will find that
You’re not alone
At Camp Walden
In a tiny town
Palmer Rapids Ontario
That is where you’re gonna go
Wear sweatpants
To the dining hall
Sing campfire songs
And alchohol
Get perspective
On your Start Up life
Look inside and set the world on fire
Flip accounting
Upside foundation
York Angel investors
OMERS Ventures
Startup Grind Startup here
Startup Toronto
88 Creative
Insurance portfolio
Hover.com
That’s where I buy my domains
Sometimes I buy too many
And then my wife yells at me"
I was a man once and I knew,"just how that felt Put
on my socks one at a time When
the sunset When
the sunset Melts
away the pain of the day You
say that's okay that's okay I was a
woman once I was a woman once And
I knew just how that felt I put
on my pants one leg at a time
when the sunset When
the sunset came and rhymed with the morning
that's when there's a warning in the night
in the day Anyway
you say okay how many songs have I
written Where
there's some kind of version of it's okay
And I find myself saying we'll see we'll
see all the time all the time we'll
see Cause
I don't know where it's gonna go I
don't know where it's gonna flow No
I don't know I don't know I was
a And
I knew just how that be I put
on my shirt one hand one arm at
a time and then I would go and
see how it fit with me oh that's
what I know in the morning I'd
grow I'd
grow oh yeah yeah yeah that's okay that's
okay that's okay"
Even after all these years Most,"folks are confused When
you first meet your client They
take one look at you And
they’re not sure what you do They’re
not sure what to expect Even
though the data shows They
they’ll get Better
faster With
a case manager People
do better With
a case manager Oh
oh oh oh CMSA
Oh oh oh oh We
help you navigate The
complex healthcare system All
the rules and regulations With
empathy and compassion We’re
CMSA Even
on a Friday
at 4:30 We
will discharge I really like dogs but not
right now, can he go home in the
car We
will cry with you Laugh
with you Hug
you and hug you Even
when you say That
google does not agree We
are working hard for you to be healthy
Opioids and Cannibis
Opioids and Cannibis
Come on I need those scripts Opioids
and Cannibis
NT OCC
CMAG and CPC
ACO CEIA
SOP NCQA
TOC CMOY
CMR CMPI
BOD ACMA
ERL and ANA
I’m allergic to zophan I’m
allergic to morphine Better
than a head nurse Not
all heroes wear capes Do
you know what I mean Our
heads are in afib Our
fingers in VTack
As we work, we get you Your
independence back"
"Love, magic, boyfriends, and Bushwick","That’s how we came to be Love,
magic, boyfriends, and Bushwick
The 21st century The
moon hung ove An
iris Dakota
Had some stranger on the dark side of
the road In
silence and light Three
jewels of the night all dressed in white
and shining No
one saw, no one heard but the world
knew without a word clock strikes twelve, church
bells ring And
the night splits open, angels sing Love,
magic, boyfriends and Bushwick
That’s how we came to be Love,
magic, boyfriends and Bushwick
The 21st century"
I found myself sitting before the man I couldn’t be,"But I knew that I would try
All of the colors that my brain was wired up to see
Burned concentric circles in my eyes
And I sat there until the very end
And I held it all together for my friends
And I knew that if I flinched
I would throw it all away once more
My restless heart in the cage of my own making
Wouldn’t be the last thing that I saw
Midnight marauders with a taste for over taking
But in the land that time forgot I am the law
I am the beginning and the end
And I held it all together for my friends
And I knew that if I flinched
I would throw it all away once more
All of my ghosts crackling in the shadow of the fire
And they all look to me
Rust turns to gold turns to soap turns to matter
Unexplained by anything we’ve ever seen
And"
And then they have cans of soup And,"they throw the cans of soup Soup
Soup And
they throw the cans of soup And
then they have cans of soup And
they throw the cans of soup Soup
Soup And
they throw the cans of soup And
then when they get caught they say this
is soup for my family This
is soup for my family Big
bags of soup That's
worse than a brick Because
it's got force Perfect
size Soup
soup Big
bags of soup Cans
of soup Throw
the cans of soup Soup
soup Throw
the cans of soup And
then they can throw the cans of soup
Soup soup And
they throw the cans of soup And
they throw the cans of soup Soup
Soup And
they throw the cans of"
Crazy's doing the same thing,"Crazy's doing the same thing
Crazy's doing the same old thing
And expecting something different
And expecting something different
And expecting something different
What you don't expect
Is gonna kill you next
Don't expect it's gonna break your neck
What you don't expect it's gonna kill you
But you don't want
Expect
But crazy's doing the same thing
Crazy's doing the same thing
Crazy doing the same
Expecting something so different
Than expecting something different
What you don't expect
God's muscles flex
What you don't expect
As good as it gets
What you don't expect
Tell me what's next
What you don't don't expect"
"what the fuck, i wanted an iPhone","what the fuck, i wanted a car
fuck you mom, fuck you dad
the economy sucks but i should get what i want
so they got me an iPad 2
and $400
I wanted a strap and iPhone 4s
not no iPad 2 and $400
my parents are the worst mother fucking
parents in the world fuck you mom and dad
for not getting me an iPhone fuck you, FML
hashtag iphone
was i the only person who didn't get an iPad
i mean i got a car but that's a different story
I wanted the white white iPod instead of the black one
what the fuck, i wanted an iPhone
what the fuck, i wanted a car
fuck you mom, fuck you dad
my mom lost her job but i should get what i want
i must be the only person
the only person in the whole wide world
7 billion people and counting
and i'm the singularly unique person
who didn't get an iPhone
didn't get what i wanted
didn't get an iPad
fuck my mom and dad
there's simply no one else out there
who feels like me
no one in the world so unlucky and sad
what the fuck, i wanted an iPhone
what the fuck, i wanted a car
fuck you mom, fuck you dad
my dad's a jerk and i should get what i want"
Lost on the moon Abandoned and forgotten,"For so so long  Nobody cared
Beneath the stars So delicate and soft and
Those little cats Must have been so scared
Some day nobody will care about cats But not today
This is our moment There’s cats on the moon that must
Be saved
Back down on earth A signal started spreading
We heard the meows The time had come
Lost for so long That cat hair shedding
Will you head the call Hear the purring drum"
Get a job in crypto Don't,"wait to it now Get
a job in crypto These
boys will show you how Get
a job in crypto Get
a job in crypto"
"boarded room in a palace, a palace","The lights shine down from aurora borealis
She looks up with her telescope in her eye
And the dragon she sees does a fly by
Another wind whipping through the fireplace
Another long story cut to the chase
She and the lizard on the horizon
Like Hercules and Lady Godiva
I was on first I put it in second
Do your wors I said to the president
You won't find another mind like mine
Another axe to grind Tha'll sparkle and shine
Like front row seats to your favorite show
Like hot hot beats on the dance flow
LIke brand new sheets on an ancient bed
Ain't no wheat in that gluten free bread
melting pot and clock that melts
Her body karate in mile long black belt
She's on the moon where space is still
She's got a book and time to kill
From the back porch, from the back porch seeing
The shape of the moon is disagreeing
In morse code she's on the move
With a dark dress on and nothing to prove
I stalked and walked and crawled and hopped
She got to mars and then stopped
She had an umbrella, a sure sure sign
That the nature of things was sparkle and shine
Like a fresh hot meal on a cold clear day
Like breaking the law and then a getaway
Like puppies and kittens and panda bears
Like saying finally who cares 00"
Times are tough,"The economy sucks
So what are you gonna do?
You can talk a lot
Talk all you want
Talk till your face is blue
Talk till there is nothing left
But a great big talking head
That doesn't listen
And is inconstant About all the things it says
The other option to talking a lot
And the one i do prefer
Is doing something concrete and real
Something rad and pure
- - F - G - - F -
Bear hug the president
Bear hug the president
Bear hug him oh so good
And while your at it
Bear hug Ayn Rand
She could use it, I think she could
Bear hug the other guy
Because hugs have healing way
Bear hug the president
Y-A-Y YAY!
Hug someone close to you
Hug someone far away
Hug someone that you love
Hug someone that you hate"
Can you believe that I’m alive,"In the backyard of the milky way
Nothing splendid but on fire
Nothing sacred that’s unsaid
And oh, we’re giving off the good vibes
And oh, we’re looking for the other side
There be pirates this way
And my credentials are bonafide
Can you believe that this is it
shot in the dark that’ll never hit
The mysteries of the universe
It was over quick and nothing hurt"
Barkley Kalpak Agency,"Headquartered in New York City
They're a fearless team of talented designers and producers
Creating award winning corporate events worldwide
They dig deep into the clients objectives
And infuse them into every single aspect
The result is a custom crafted experience that uses
The best and  most creative ways
To convey their message
Style, impact, humor and class
They've built long-standing partnerships with many top corporate brands
They listen and collaborate and they deliver to you the best
Experiences you've ever had, there's no reason to be stressed
cuz you got
BKA
(BKA)
So you got Lynnette Barkley
She's got boundless energy
She's a director, choreographer and writer and she's prolific, oh
You can see her drive and passion come through show after show
Jeff Kalpak is tireless
Inventive, committed to excellence
He's got warmth and charm and a wicked sense of humor
His contributions to the u are innumar---able
Andre Shadrar  knows branding and trends
He's got a global perspective because of all the places he's lived
Michael Reese's designs
Can make the complex become clear
They're eclectic and exciting
You've got nothing to fear"
"Uh oh, Melania Trump ruined the rose garden x4","She cut down the trees
Took away the color
Put concrete where once was only grass
An immigrant
Who is fine with caging others
I don’t care, do you
“About erasing the past”"
One whole side of my face is numb,"Cause I just got back from the dentist
they drilled into my teeth with a gun
they gave me drugs Are
you jealous I took the laughing gas and
I I laughed I took the laughing gas
Now I'm
numb one whose side of my face is
numb so I'm
just gonna do my song now I'm
sitting here in the sun Just
singing whatever does come out they they gave
me the laughing gas hahaha they gave me
the laughing gas Drugs
all up in my jaw they numbed my
jaw yeah they did that's what I say
yeah they did that's what I say Num
num Face
is numb sitting here sitting here in the
sun Num
num My
face is numb today on whose side of
my face is num that's how I am
doing I'm
having little trouble talking now but I'm
singing this song anyway I gave the laughing
gas hahaha I had the laughing gas haha
ha ha I had laughing gas haha I
had the laugh of that half and g"
Here we go When,"your spouse wants to talk about their emotional
state you say that's fine to schedule a
time for some face to face Oh
yeah Face
to face and DC
W a d L
m L
T s CHC
and quapi chat and Oasis
oh yeah Oasis
Fill out a pepper report Pro
n educate O
P H
is fighting hard to increase that Medicaid
rate here comes 1 2 a 1 2
3 4 b h a case case make
the world a better place that's P
H Whoa
Oh yeah Good
job H
caps Q
met time for CIC
bundle billing I want to stay home what's
the skill Knee
Skill knee what's the skill N
R a R
a smile on the face Snowstorms
call offs star ratings all over the place
Ace o f all over the place O
Mischief reports Hmm
The state's gonna flub it up Pas
matrix care look out for the bed bug
Medication Whoa
whoa whoa Reconciliation
Whoa whoa whoa Medication
Whoa whoa whoa Reconciliation
Whoa whoa whoa whoa Style
audit Look
out T
spot and TV
no workers no workers Time
for some cat therapy Here
comes the chords again 1 2 3 4
p h a case 5k make the world
a better place the world that's P
H One
more time P
H a W
h You
sound beautiful Very
good Thank
you everybody That's
it for me"
Trick a little gecko,"Into telling you the news
And the little gecko
Will run over your shoes
Everybody’s fighting for a little piece of pie
But all that the gecko does
Is run and hide
Oh, little gecko
Little gecko oh-oh
Oh, little gecko
Little gecko oh-oh
Oh, little gecko
Little gecko oh-oh
Ohh
Hug a little gecko
And take it on a walk
But all the little gecko does
Is croak and talk
1, 2, 3, 4, 5 or more
On the wall, ceiling
All over the floor
Oh, little gecko
Little gecko oh-oh
Oh, little gecko
Little gecko oh-oh
Oh, little gecko
Little gecko oh-oh
Ohhh
Bring the little gecko
Back to the main
Watch him struggle
And watch him strain
Never was a gecko
So thoroughly confused
So this little gecko
Runs over your shoes
Oh, little gecko
Little gecko oh-oh
Oh, little gecko
Little gecko oh-oh
Oh, little gecko
Little gecko oh-oh
Oh, little gecko
Little gecko oh-oh"
I'm taking a break from writing a song,"To write another song, this is what I
got My
brain is mush, my brain is mush I
don't have anything to say, no, no I'm
taking a break from writing a song To
write another song, this is what you get
I'm sorry, I really am sorry But
I just don't got anything in my brain
Brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain,
brain, brain, brain"
Every minute of every day an explosion You,"don't wanna be in the way of the
explosion rearranging all the matter in the universe
Then rearrange it again Oh
dying stars meteors unexpl Shore
a planet War
An explosion"
People stop and laugh at me but I,"just don’t care If
I let the laughter get to me if
I do something that’s weird I’d
never do anything at all Little
pink boombox, I love you Yes
I do Pink
boombox, I love you Yes
I do"
Jamie Lannister was thinking,"About Cassini’s final mission
Where all the kids will make the rules
Because there’s paper made of organs
Sitting in an empty chair
I’ve failed to write Harry Potter Songs
But today is Book Lover’s Day
And I have loved books all along
Hang nails
And toll booth traffic
Ice cream headaches
Yeah I’ve had it
With mongering
And the manufactured
Threats
I just don’t want to deal any more
Today’s the anniversary
Of Nixon’s resignation
I think we should bake cookies
And pray for a repeat performance
You can be
The charger of your own devices
The master of your own slices
Everything will charge"
I still miss Steve,"Here’s his theatre
And the years go by
I feel sadder
Dierde’s on the paddleboard
The last woman we’ll see
The display is the antenna
The watch has LTE
Apple TV won an Emmy
And now it comes in 4k
Jenova’s game looks cool
It’s something i’ll surely play
They skipped right over the 7s
And went right to iPhone 8
No more charging wire mess
Glass back is back today
Cameras are better still
With protruding electronics
Everything is faster
With a chip that is bionic
Beautiful to look at
Incredible to hold
Face ID is creepy
But the thing that I
Will use the most
Is the Animoji"
Back I'm going back,"Back to where I started from
Back I'm going back, oh
Back to where I started from
It's not, no it's not
The place that I call my home
But it's where I'm going, oh
Every time you set out
You find out what you are made of
Getting lost and lost control
You face the thing you're most afraid of
I was gone but now I'm back
In the space my face reflects the changes
Blue sky above me says
Do your best to stay outrageous
Do your best to remain outrageous
Back I'm going back
Back to where I started from
Back I'm going back, oh
Back to where I started from
It's not, no it's not
The place that I call my home
But it's where I'm going, oh
Mother nature outside
Mother nature inside you screaming
Remembering the first time
Parse the clues to find some meaning
If the meaning isn't there
Mocking birds will start to singing
City sounds around you will
Hark the windy angel bringing
Bringing me back
Back I'm going back
Back to where I started from
Back I'm going back, oh
Back to where I started from
It's not, no it's not
The place that I call my home
But it's where I'm going, oh
Fences neighbors ratio
Good to bad and there's a difference
Turn up the radio
You're on the road
To deliverance
I wandered far and wound up here
I'll never stay away for long
Gravity and magnetic fields
The pull the pull is just too strong
Back I'm going back
Back to where I started from
Back I'm going back, oh
Back to where I started from
It's not, no it's not
The place that I call my home
But it's where I'm going, oh"
Doesn't feel like a Monday,"to me Kids
are home from camp and school I look
down at my feet Today
was unseasonably cool doesn't feel like a Monday
night I just want to sit and play
now it's almost the end of today and
I didn't get anything done doesn't feel like
a Monday
to watch so I guess I just take
a shower it's not true I didn't get
anything done but that's how it feels doesn't
feel right doesn't feel like doesn't feel light
doesn't feel like Monday"
Yesterday I was in San,"Francisco today I'm
in New
Orleans I got on the plane and they
said the computer is broken We
gotta turn the plane off and on again
That's literally what they said we gotta turn
it off and on again So
they turned it off and on again and
then it was still broken So
they said okay everybody's got to get off
We got to find a new plane And
while everyone was deplaning about 34 of the
people had left And
the lady came on again and she said
wait stop Stop
getting off They
fixed it They
fixed it They
fixed the problem They
fixed the computer problem But
then there was some confusion because people were
still deplaning And
someone said that someone else had said we
still had to get off anyway because they
had to recheck everybody in again since some
people had deplaned and they hadn't kept track
of who everybody had to get off Oo
oo oo but we could leave our bags
So that was at least one thing that
didn't suck So
we all deplaned and we did the whole
boarding process over again And
then we all got on the plane and
sat on the tarmac for a while while
we waited for weather in New
Orleans to improve To
improve to improve Finally
we took off and the rest of the
flight was uneventful And
then we landed in New
Orleans or maybe I should say New
Orleans But
it was raining pretty and there was like
a big line for the taxis The
line for the taxis looked like it was
going to take at least an hour so
I tried to call a lift but then
the first two lifts I called they both
canceled They
both canceled Finally
the third lift she picked me up she
picked me up and that's how I'm
here in New
Orleans in a hotel room Singing
a song about my day about my day
I'm waiting for food"
This song is a security,"I better register with the SEC
If it resells I get a royalty
And the better I do the more it will be
Hey Gary
Give me a call, baby
And we can settle this
Once and for all, maybe
Because it’s so confusing
I don’t know what your doing
Is it power you’re abusing for kicks
You keep losing in court
I know that’s gotta hurt
Now you’re trying to extort the jpg pics
Hey Gary
C’mon walk me through this
If I’ve got to register
How do I do this"
We hold these truths to be once more,"Overblown and self assured
The price of oblivion
The end is imminent
The natural conclusion of billions of idiots
Careless thoughts in a torrent of pain
The closest analog is a runaway train
mixture of poison
And barnyard noises
toilet bowl smeared with our choices
We are Fukuyama’s kids
We are hyper realistic
Look what the cat dragged in
Boiling over til the frogs turn gay
And go gangbusters for Mary Kay
surgical bot
With a oiled up doctor
Taking up skirts if you’re ready or not
Once bitten and vampire skins
Garlic body and glass onions
The laughter subsides
The particles collide
Another Mandela’s maw opens wide"
Hey I’d be delighted to lay down a bid,"Of point zero zero zero one two dipshit
Funbucks to own this piece
Of history if you can show me
The publishing agreement
Where you secured the rights
To use this tweet
Let’s take this criticism of stupidity
In the tech industry
And rip if off and sell it as an NFT
Absolutely flawless execution
Digital asset ownership is the future
The only catch is you don’t digitally own your words
And a stranger can just make a little song
Out of them and list them for sale
Without your permission
Just absolutely cool shit all around
The vanguard of coolness"
Iggy was a friend of mine Little,"white rat with a heart of gold Iggy
was a friend of mine Well,
his eyes were red and his fur was
white Iggy
was a friend of mine He
loved to eat dates and he would never
bite Iggy
was a friend of mine Iggy
was a friend of mine Iggy
was a friend of mine I know we’ll
meet up somewhere down the line Iggy
was a friend of mine One
time we thought that he ran away Iggy
was a friend of mine But
he came back and he was back to
stay Iggy
was a friend of mine I don’t know
where he came from, don’t know where he
was born Iggy
was a friend of mine But
he died happy, safe and warm Iggy
was a friend of mine Iggy
was a friend of mine Iggy
was a friend of mine I know we’ll
meet up somewhere down the line Iggy
was a friend of mine"
"Is she heading towards the graveyard, where all","her kids are buried? I saw her Sunday
milling in the street, I tried so hard
couldn’t let her be Does
she even remember me, or the things we
carried? bag of bones, A
bag of bones, A
bag of bones, A
bag of bones bag of bones, A
bag of bones, A
bag of bones I knew a girl who
used to rattle her bones She’d
shake them over her head, she’d shake them
under your toes But
with each shake of the bag another bone
fell out Filling
limp old skin, slid in a hole in
the ground bag of bones, A
bag of bones, A
bag of bones, A
bag of bones bag of bones, A
bag of bones, A
bag of bones"
Little orange thing poking out of my ear,"skewer the sun with a blood tipped spear
I can’t see, but the outlook’s clear
I never broke my deal with fear
Are we ever getting out of here
Can’t learn to drive, learn to steer
Take it in stride taking up the rear
Hamlet and king lear
Never too far to be near
something strange nothing queer
i don’t like wine i don’t like beer
too late to begin a career
it only took mere
hours before the birds appeared
they all looked so austere
I shifted into first gear
what a day and what a year
it’s the song it’s not the gear
i’ll meet you down at the pier
to talk about the atmosphere
look out for the reindeer
out on the old frontier
Santa made his big premiere
With a nice CVS cashier
i just wrote this song just now
i don’t know why and i don’t know how
i just rhymed a bunch of words
randomly and some absurd"
Sometimes there's a weird smell,"And no matter what you do you can't tell
Where it's coming from
Where is that smell coming from?
You smell high
You smell low
You smell the trash
You smell your clothes
Where's it coming from
Where is that smell coming from?
Oh weird smell
Where are you?
You're making my guests
Go ew ew ew
Oh weird smell
Please vacate you
are making my nostrils
really really hate you
You can tell something
Doesn't smell right
It makes you lose your appetite
Where it's coming from
Where is that smell coming from?
Sometimes it lasts for days
Your apartment sits in a smelly haze
I think the metric
For finally reaching adulthood
Is that there are no weird smells
Your living space always smells good
That's how you know you've grown up
That's how you know you've grown up"
Obama is not gonna save you,"The electors won’t do it either
You can’t rely on congress
The judges will not be there
We’ve got to organize
Put together the pieces
Don’t give up, don’t lose hope
Despair means hope increases
Nobody will save us
We must save ourselves
Nobody will save us
We must save ourselves
Tell all of your neighbors
Tell them what it’s all about
Nobody will save us
We must save ourselves
We keep waiting to just wake up
But it’s not a dream
Nothing will ever be the same
It’s really happening
So match your stride to the ones you love
This time it’s gotta be
One big movement unified
In solidarity
Nobody will save us
We must save ourselves
Nobody will save us
We must save ourselves
Tell all of your neighbors
Tell them what it’s all about
Nobody will save us
We must save ourselves
I feel like I’ve been asleep
And can only see it now
Everything I thought was important
Has burned away like clouds
I will fight for my family
And I will fight for yours
We’ll be busy opening windows
While they’re slamming doors"
"Wanna keep you, keep you close to me","You run around like maniac
If something happened I’d be a ghost you’d see
Haunting around this town
So many things I’ll never have to say
Because we fit right in the pocket
Of this culture we are squirreled away
So we’ve got to do more
I do my best to show you all my little tricks
For getting through another day
When all your bones have been replace
When I’m retired I won’t relax
You’ll be out there spinning
My heart will dance and dive because it acts
On it’s own depending on you
See the churches filling up
See the faces of the people
Everybody has had enough
So we’ve got to do more"
How many fingers am I holding up Count,"them One
two three It's
four and up How
many toes do you see my feet I
left them on the street I left them
on the beach Your
definition of work is not the same as
mine And
I feel a jerk Your
definition of getting things done It's
not so fun It's
not so fun But
we need everyone given their every We
need everyone spreading out the wing We
need everyone hauling ass Faster
than fast Faster
than fast What
do you got for me What
do you got What
do you got Is
it all me What
do you got Do
we need everyone We
need everyone running their race the way they
were meant to run We
need everyone putting it past Faster
than fast Faster
than fast Faster
than fast Faster
than fast"
Jonathan your phone is ringing,"Yeah yeah
Pick it up now and stop your singing
Stop your singing
Who’s on the other end calling?
Whoooo?
Pick it up now and holla holla
Hollllllaaaa
Jonathan, pick up the phone
Maybe it’s the future
Or a psycho
Maybe it’s a flood
Or an earthquake
Or maybe you’re asleep and it’s awake
Call, anyway pick up
Because soon now your time will be up
Jonathan your phone is ringing
Yeah yeah
Pick it up now and stop your singing
Stop your singing
Who’s on the other end calling?
Whoooooooo?"
When you least expect it,"You're chained down and dissected
You're whole insides on display now
You fight to find a way out
Bad dream
You had a bad dream
There's a monster and a cannibal
You're running like an animal
Down streets you used to know so well
But now you don't know your way around
Sometimes you dream a dream
That sticks with you all day long
The colors and shapes were frightening
The feeling lingers strong
Sometimes you dream a dream
You wonder what it means
Is it just neurons a firing
Or some faulty wiring?
The light of day from the window
Plugging in the Nintendo
Breakfast toast and egg it
It's not enough to forget it"
There ain't nothing you can take along with,"you when you go There
ain't nothing you can take along but what
you know Cause
you carry what you know carry when you
go oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
oh oh oh oh oh There
ain't nothing wrong with you right now you
are made of loving light But
I know it can feel like you're falling
out of a plane from a great height
what do you know oh no oh oh
oh oh about it what do you know
oh oh oh why don't you shout it
Cause I've
seen who you really are and I've
seen what you can really do and that's
you but that's you There
ain't nothing in this world that you can
take to the other side not your money
and not your possessions Just
you and your life what do you know
oh oh oh oh oh about it what
do you know oh oh oh oh oh
about it what do you know"
I'm like you and you're like me,"And it goes on like that for infinity
Until you're not like me anymore
And it could be the weather
It could be the moon
It could be a waitress that makes her swoon
But it's not like it was before
And you wait under the covers
For some great tower of lovers
To topple down
But they say only the lonely
Know just how this dog and pony
Show ends
My best guess is a cloudy haze
And I'm little boy lost, heart ablaze
And I burn everything I touch
And it wouldn't matter, wouldn't mean a thing
Like caged canary that was trained to sing
But I love you so much
And in your world of bubbles
You're popping all of your troubles
With friends, friends
But no one is closer
You glide on through a ghost or
cat, meow
Mmmmm
Mmmmm
Mmm mmm
Mmm mm
No one no one no one no one knows how
No one no one no one no one knows how
No one no one no one no one knows how
To dress me up in the finest clothes
And take, take me for a stroll
Cuz I get up then I sit down
I walk by trees and grass dead brown
heart black as coal
And you wait under the covers
For some great tower of lovers
To topple down
But they say only the lonely
Know just how this dog and pony
Show ends"
This is hell,"Oh this oh this is hell
I’m 36 and writing a song
About Adam Pally
Who is 36
And giving an award
To a brand
Where are we (I don’t know)
What’s going on (An awards show)
What happened (It’s hard to tell)
Where are we (this is hell)"
Never lived with me forever There's,"a little guy who's holding on the dream
go speak And
there's a flagpole hell going leg he just
took care one day he just took care
one me oh my And
the ghost is too Triangle
where we gonna go And
the triangle stands Anywhere
you want to go this is our time
This is our time There's
a big ghost He's
bigger than everyone Perhaps
he knows them all about what they're doing"
I’m going deep under cover,"In the belly of the whale
The intelligence I gather
If I survive the tale
Will power entire continents
From Minsk to Miami
In faces of the children
That’s where you’ll look for me
I’m going deep under cover
Layers of hearts gone cold
Minds that have but given up
And a patchwork of shifting souls
I’ll enter in the bloodstream
Crawling inch by inch
And all that they will notice
Will be a momentary flinch
I’m going deep under cover
Blended to a fine
Point like a distant sun
Fire on the inside
And if you try to follow
You’ll get singed at least
And possibly burned to a crisp
So please just leave me be"
It's like trying to fill a styrofoam cup,"with a hole in the bottom There
are many solutions Only
question is whether you got em You
can sit and wait for spring or you
can face the fact that it's autumn This
one guy swore it was summer and I
kid you not they just shot him It's
like drinking out a styrofoam cup and then
getting canc There
are many many questions that have more than
just one answer She
spoke like an activist but walked just like
a dancer and I can't resist that walk
So I knew I had to take a
chance with her So
I said hey pretty baby my styrofoam cup's
overflowing If
you look the other way just be aw
Are you aware of the conclusions you're foregoing
Is there a synchronicity regarding the direction that
we're going Because
you make me think there's more to styrofoam
than I'm
currently knowing Well
I threw away the styrofoam cup with the
hole It
was useless This
guy picked it out of the trash His
smile was toothless I'm
glad it didn't go to waste But
you want to know what the truth is
Styrofoam is like a dictator all rigid and
ruthless It's
true Let's
rock"
food poisoning,"makes you want to die
food poisoning
feels like stabbing yourself in the eye
puking then dry heaving
then fever and then chills
then your body's aching because
and you can't take pain relieving pills
cause you have
food poisoning
and you don't know from whence it came
food poisoning
is god's sick little game"
There’s a little blue cat born ten years,"ago When
the world made slightly more sense you know
it was a different time the planet wasn’t
on fire yet We
all hoped that we could stop it But
into that heady mix of optimism and 2012
talk of the apocalypse stood a little blue
cat Nobody
noticed back then But
now the cool cats are here Cool
cats cool cats cool cats cool Cool
kitty cat cats Cool
cats cool cats cool cats cool I wanna
look like that If
I was a cool cat living in the
city with my best friends talking about the
inferno Of
the modern internet I think I’d
say something like this Like
Sure maybe things coulda been different but you
gotta take the good with the bad and
if you’re gonna unplug I admire you son
But me I’m
not done Cuz
sometimes sometimes it’s"
long train ride,"so so late
i’m coming in hot
i got to get straight
are my dreams real
or are they fake
is it my fault
in every mistake
play play play
the long slow song
 before it’s gone"
When I was much younger,"I was with a woman
We weren’t right for each other
We didn’t know what we were doing
And the condom broke
And plan b failed
She wasn’t ready
I wasn’t ready
To bring a kid to this world
Fuck you Georgia
Fuck you Alabama
It’s not about life
We can see right through ya
Fuck Ohio
Fuck Supreme Court
Fuck Kavanaugh
And Neil Gorsuch
You’ve got to be kidding me
With these fucking laws
You punish women
More than the men that
rape them because
This is not about life
It’s about control
Over women
because you’re scared
and your heart is small
And by the way
If you really cared
You’d Medicare For All"
Move your body in a circle Make,"a picture, make it purple I'm
a bad man, I do bad things I
am seven sons And
the body sings, oh And
the body sings, oh In
a muscle, in a tendon In
my blood I need to stop pretending Stretch
it out now, curl up tight And
the body sings In
the twilight, oh And
the body sings, oh I can't move or
I can't stop moving No
matter what I do I can't keep from
improving Tripping
down the stairs I fall and shatter bones
and I hit my head Legs,
legs to propel Hands
for grasping An
image of a sunset over time lapsing And
the tears fall and then I'm
dry And
the body sings as I turn a blind
eye, oh The
body sings, oh There's
an earthquake, there's a flooding There's
a cut and the countertops are bloody I
hear the wind blow, I smell the fire
And my body sings I turn it up
higher, oh And
the body sings, oh I can't move or
I can't stop moving No
matter what I do I can't keep from
improving Tripping
down the stairs I fall and shatter bones
and I hit my head Break
dance, break down See
it smell it touch it taste it in
the waves made by the sound I am
seven sons I am just right And
the body sings in the morning light, oh
And the body sings And
the body I have senses, combination Happy
birthday, congratulations Like
the President,
like the Saudi
kings Like
clockwork the body sings, oh The
body sings, oh The
body sings, oh oh oh oh The
body sings, oh"
"You’ve been doing it right, oh, all along","Though cable TV
is a sewer You
elevate it well beyond that Well,
I recall the year was 2004 I was
watching “Crossfire”, I was pretty bored When
on walked Jon
Stewart He
had something important to say And
he said, “Stop hurting America”
And he meant it! “Stop hurting America!”
The most brazen display of emotion since Jack
Paar I had never seen someone be so
real on TV
before And
it made me jump for joy to know
that someone could Well,
I don’t believe that it’s a stretch To
say the lasts eight years could have broken
our backs In
fact, I’m
sure you even saved some lives People
contemplating Bush
and suicide If
not for your show, your ability to turn
what everyone is thinking into comedy And
isn’t that what’s kept us Jews
around? I mean, going through hell and then
laughing about it So
you’re doing it right, Jon
Stewart You
were doing it right, oh, all along From
a hopelessly devoted viewer I humbly offer you
this song here"
Ship ship ship ship ship ship shippity Ship,"ship ship ship ship ship ship ship ship
ship ship ship ship ship ship shipp Ship
ship ship ship Sh
Sh Ship
Yep"
I was up in the middle of the,"night in the middle of the night couldn't
get back to sleep Couldn't
get back to sleep I was up in
the middle of the night in the middle
of the night Couldn't
get back Couldn't
get back to sleep Now
I'm tired as can be I was up
in the middle of the night in the
middle of the night didn't know which way
didn't know which way was up I was
up I was up I was up I
was down I was all I was all
I was all I was all around I
was up in the middle of the night
I was up I was up I was
up in the middle of the night I
was up I was up I was up
in the middle of the night I tried
I tried I tried couldn't get back I
couldn't get back to sleep I couldn't get
Jack I was up in the middle of
the night in the middle of the night
in the middle of the night O
In the middle of the night nothing's right
Nothing's right I was up I was up
I was up in the middle of the
night I tried I couldn't get back to
sleep the room the room was closing in
the room was closing in I was up
I was up I was up in the
middle of the night I was up I
was up I was up in the middle
of the night I didn't know which way
was up in the middle of the night
I was up in the middle of the
night of the night in the night in
the middle of the night Another
night another night"
Pack the snow,"There you go
Is it fast enough
To achieve lift off
Come inside
Where hot chocolate hides
Is it cool enough
To now warm you up
Little hands and feet
So cold
Snuggle me
And oh oh
That’s nice"
But,"I'm too tired to write a song
I'm too tired to sit in a chair
I'm too tired to do anything or to go anywhere
To go anywhere
To go anywhere
To go anywhere or do anything at all
I'm too tired to even try to punch myself in the eye
I've got nothing to say
Don't look at me anyway
Cause
I'll look at you in your face
And
I'll say no no no no
Cause
I'll look at you in your face and
I'll say no no"
I’m a snowman in the month of June,"Made of snowflakes from the moon
But now looks like life is ruined
Wintertime can’t come too soon
I’m a snow man in july
I eat beans and pumpkin pie
I’ve followed the rules all my life
So tell me why I’ve got to die
I’m a snowman August comes
I’m left out in the noonday sun
Now I’m nothing but a stump
Physics sure is pretty dumb
I’m a puddle in September
But my molecules remember
All our strong bonds are severed
But next year we’ll be back together"
Well if you couldn't express yourself how would,"you destress yourself And
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Well I know that you've heard,"That antioxidants are good for you
But what exactly do they do?
Well they can help with anti-aging
And disease prevention
And that's not to mention
They could help you live longer, too
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With anti-oxidants to the max
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So it's high in anti-oxidants
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Cherries are anti-inflammatory too!
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Proven to help your muscles relax
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With anti-oxidants to the max"
It's just one of those days,"One of those days
Just one of those days
One of those days
Just one of those days
One of those days
Just one of those days
One of those days"
16 years I've been locked up,"And now here I am
Time Racer oh Time Racer
I'm not sure I understand
But let's go into the future
When my sentence is up
I want to travel the stars
In my futuristic space ship
Oh yeah
Oh Time
Oh Time
Oh Time Racer
Go Time
Go Time
Go Time Racer
Once or twice I saw your face
But you’re gone, gone, gone
Oh Martha darling Martha
I'd fly straight into the sun
What say you to the future?
When we'll be together again?
And in the past I'll see you
You'll hop in my time machine and sing
Go Time
Go Time
Go Time Racer
Go Time
Go Time
Go Time Racer
Here I am going faster than light
But I'm no Einstein
I'm not sure just how I got here
This suit I'm wearing isn't mine
When I have covered the distance
And my journey is done
All my friends will be dead
And I'll fly Time Racer into the sun, oh yea
Into the sun
Go Time
Go Time
Go Time Racer
Go Time
Go Time
Go Time Racer"
Walking on the street I face forward and,"I see people and I smile Do
they smile back? Well
that depends on how their feeling Does
it make you feel good? Yes
I feel good when I smile that's why
I do it When
someone's face is strange I tend to mimic
their face back at them ISn't
that kind of mean? Well
I guess so but I can't help it
It's involuntary Pretty
much that's how I would describe it What
am i doing with my life But
writing songs and trying to get it right
I going the right way Should
I be taking a left turn I gonna
make it Or
will I crash and burn Or
will making it end up being crashing and
burning Walking
on the street I face forward and I
see people and I smile Smile
more you jerk If
you're dissatisfied with work No
one ever hurt themselves from smiling So
smile smile smile some more man"
This is the story of the man,"Who did not invent the paper clip
Born in Akershus Norway
In 1866
He worked18 years
In the Oslo patent office
His name was Johann Vaaler
And he invented a thing
That resembles a modern paper clip
But lacked that very crucial second ring
It was a coworker of his
Visiting Germany
He saw similar designs there
And said oh that’s funny
And he went to the German patent office
And he patented it
He even wrote an article
About how Johan invented it
So along came ww 2
And the paperclip became
symbol of resistance
TO the nazi regime
After the war
People wanted to know
Who invented the paperclip
And so to that article
They did go
Now if you go to Oslo
You will find
23 foot tall paper clip
That’s not even Vaaler’s design
No one really knows the origin
But that don’t matter, see
Why let the truth get in the way
Of a very good story"
DEGEN!,"DEGEN!
See what was a dream become reality
toddler’s tiny steps into the world
What might grow if we sustain this energy
10,000 gigabrains would never know
Give us  something more than empty platitudes
WAGMI was such a catchy phrase
And not to be held hostage by some rich dude
To lift each other up and to get paid
Look now for the top hat
In perfect purple form
New ways of interacting
Are being born
I was standing on the precipice
Tired and alone
When a man in a purple top hat
Said come now follow me home
Suddenly everything was purple
And a chorus was singing this song
Standing in a circle
And I knew where I belong
Get a little degen
Give a little degen
Free to make the meaning
Any way you want to
I got degen
You got degen
Receiving is believing
And giving what you got to give!
Get a little, give a little
I got you, and you got me
Get a little, give a little
I see you, we’re gonna be
All right"
I don't remember even half the songs that,"i've written i don't remember even half the
girls that i've been smitten with i try
to sit and meditate But
it doesn't work I'm
unable to satiate My
self worth I feel like a jerk I
don't remember even half the days i've been
alive I don't remember even half the meals
i've eaten or the foods i've tried my
brains a big jumble a tangle of tubes
if you hear me mumble that's what i
do when i think about who i am
i tell myself that i am only just
a tiny little speck and everyone that's ever
known me will forget me when i'm gone
and things will carry on though we'll all
be deda I don't even remember what her
face looked like forget about the feeling of
her skin i don't even try don't be
offended if i forget something you said it's
not that i don't care it's just my
head it's got a loose thread i forget
a melody as soon as i sing it
most of the time i've force to just
wing it can't you tell? there's nothing prepared
me for turning thirty i'm so forgetful and
it's really hurting"
Every single thing that I do is wrong,"Every single day it’s another mistake
Throw my brain into the great beyond
Leave destruction in my wake
I say life comes at you fast
When you’re living in the past
Watch another movie and TV
Do a load of dishes with an apron on
Get lost in my own grey dream
Every single thing that I do is wrong
My face is just a mask
That’s been living in the past
I toe the line and I shudder to think
The pale blue dot is under attack
Unsinkable ship has started to sink
And that big iceberg just laughs and laughs
The zombies roam in packs
They’re wearing pink knapsacks
The world has been recast
No brakes and all gas
And we’re living in the past"
It belonged to a boy who was drowned,"in a river in the middle of a
civil war They
say it brings beauty to the bearer because
of all the mud in the river And
I’ll sell it to you for a mighty
fine price, a mighty fine price indeed I’ve
got this gold grandfather clock from the 13th
century It
keeps the time with the rhythm in your
mind, comes with a guarantee If
you’re not completely satisfied, you can bring it
back when your first born dies And
I’ll sell it to you for a mighty
fine price, a mighty fine price indeed Maybe
you’d like this burned up kite, it belonged
to Benjamin
Frank It
was given to me by a horny old
man who worked for the World
Bank It
attracts good luck to the slightest touch, but
the danger comes when used to much And
I’ll sell it to you for a mighty
fine price, a mighty fine price indeed How
about this printing press that can only print
one thing manifesto of simpler times of man
and God
and King
The rider had 40 wives, 20 sons and
a burning need And
I’ll sell it to you for a mighty
fine price, a mighty fine price indeed Oh
I see you found the bicycle that Che
Guevara rode Dust
it off and take her out and the
tires might explode The
tires contain the memories of every road they
ever have seen And
I’ll sell it to you for a mighty
fine price, a mighty fine price indeed Here’s
a necklace that belonged to Catherine
the Great
I found it on the 7th floor of
the Empire
State They
say it talks to you at night like
a voice like a warbling reed And
I’ll sell it to you for a mighty
fine price, a mighty fine price indeed Have
you seen the pistol that only shoots green
arrows tipped with blood The
arrows make the strap mistake their wounded pride
with love Love
in its purest form that keeps the wounded
safe warm And
I’ll sell it to you for a mighty
fine price, a mighty fine price indeed Have
a look at this magnifying glass and you
will see Everything
that ever was and all that’s yet to
be You’d
be a fool to refuse this tool, a
glimpse into the miniscule And
I’ll sell it to you for a mighty
fine price, a mighty fine price indeed Do
you have kids, cus if you did I’ve
got rows and rows of toys Melancholy
soldier men and racecars for the boys Girls
have enjoyed my favorite marbles when they see
it And
I’ll sell it to you for a mighty
fine price, a mighty fine price indeed This
mystery box contains a taste of something so
unique If
you open it before it’s due you won’t
see or hear or speak You
won’t know if it’s good or hurts, you’ll
be in another universe And
I’ll sell it to you for a mighty
fine price, a mighty fine price indeed What
about this realistic golden goose that flies With
wings that really flap and gem, ruby, opal
eyes The
eggs it lays are edible and of the
normal size And
I’ll sell it to you for a mighty
fine price, a mighty fine price indeed Before
you leave, one final thing I’ve
saved the last for best I can tell
you’re not impressed by trinkets or the rest
human soul wrapped in a jacket polyester tweed
And I’ll
sell it to you for a mighty fine
price, a mighty fine price indeed"
Here’s a broken system,"Who’s gonna fix it
Who’s gonna bake a cake
And make it delicious
Time is not an arrow
Time is just a pancake
Time is just a waffle
Time is just you dancing
History does not repeat
History don’t rhyme
All of this happened before
Exactly like this time
It’ll happen tomorrow
It happened yesterday
Look out for the future
It’ll take you away
Here’s a broken system
It’s gonna collapse
All along the boulevard
Don’t fall into traps
Don’t say that it can’t
Don’t say that it might
Just stand up together
Just stand up and fight"
I know what you did cause I know,"what you're gonna do You're
so boring it's not funny All
you care about is money Give
it all before it's too late Give
it all away Give
it all away I know what you are
cause I know what you gonna be You're
so boring it's not funny There's
only one thing that you care about honey
and math How
much money you can make How
much money you can How
much money you can make and take away
I know why you live and I know
why you will die You're
so boring it's not funny The
snot nose kid your eyes are running How
much money you can make that's why you
live How
much money you can take away When
I give give any You're
a crystallization of everything about our nation and
nobody will ever live to see the damage
you've done"
He stole the worm and he won’t let him go,"Worms evil twin and a powerful foe
He takes damage with a yoink or a yeet
But every new block he gains back energy
So if we want to defeat
We’ve got to coordinate our efforts
To set the worm free
Mint a candle can weaken him too
Yeet and yoink till he’s black and blue
Big boss battle, we can do this, let’s go
It’s an on chain CCzero MMO
We can’t let him go
Cuz he wriggle with his riddle
As the blockchain grows
We’ve got to coordinate our efforts
To set the worm free"
Shot in the head,"By the IOF
They said
You were throwing rocks
They lie like they breathe
Like they cut down the trees
And that’s why you never stopped
Never an injustice that you didn’t feel
Deep down right in your core
From North Dakota to right there in Beita
We’ll never forget you Aysha-Nour
Oh,  , Aysenur, Aysenur, Aysenur
You never could ignore the inhumane
But Aysenur, Aysenur, Aysenur, Aysenur
Killed standing up for a people in pain
Shot by a soldier
In the army they claim
Is the most moral that ever was
He didn’t think twice before taking your life
That’s what moral Israeli does
You had more heart in your little pinky
Than the whole IOF down to the core
And we’ll sing out your name as a call to stand up
To keep fighting injustice like Ayesnur
Oh, Aysenur, Aysenur, Aysenur, Aysenur
We will keep fighting for the dispossessed
Yeah, Aysenur, Aysenur, Aysenur, Aysenur
Your fight is over, now you can rest
You had more guts
Than the coward who shot
riot they plead
They lie like they breathe
They need
No"
Ain’t it gonna be funny,"When the water starts to rise
And wars are fought for water
Cuz the wells have all run dry
Cuz we poisoned all the rivers
To make our economy go
It’s already happening
Ain’t it gonna be funny
When there is no food
In the supermarket
I mean what are you gonna do
Waiting in a breadline
Our grandparents worked so hard
It’s already happening
I’m so scared for the future
Sometimes I can’t breathe
I play with my son
I kiss my wife
I just want it to be
Ain’t it gonna be funny
When the bombs start to fall
We’ve been so sheltered
Barricaded from it all
The police will come knocking
And take you away
It’s all ready happening
Ain’t it gonna be funny
When the new reality
TV is executions
And people tune in excitedly
We’re not that far
The window is shifting
You can see it happening"
Well there's no such thing as a sellout,"Sellout is a word for the jealous and
the sad If
you use it then please get the hell
out Cause
making money with my songs shouldn't make you
mad Everybody's
got to make a living Some
jobs are more or less compelling You
can be taking or be giving You
can be making or buying or selling There's
no such thing as a sellout There's
no shame in making money from your art
I will climb the highest mountain and I'll
yell out I can make money and it
still comes from my heart Jonathan's
been working like a madman For
five years in a row, with a free
song every day So
I can't imagine what could be so bad,
man To
let him pay is bills, and put some
food upon his plate If
there is such a thing as a sellout
It's to trade your precious minutes, to do
a job that you hate So
it's up to all of us to shell
out For
the artists that we love, so that they
don't have that fate The
starving artist can make a thing of beauty
So can the artist who's work is in
hotels You
can be open or be snooty I only
hope that one day your cold heart melts
You who sit behind the keyboard Click
clacking away saying very mean things Like
a cross between Oscar
and Eeyore
You just sit there typing, I'll
continue to sing Cause
there's no such thing as a sellout"
Has the knot in your stomach unraveled yet,"Do you think that it ever will
Where is your mind all of the time
What are you gonna build
Has the whole world gone crazy
Or is it the same as it was
Can you handle all the madness
Is it crazy as crazy does
I can’t react to every single thing
It’s like I’m shouting to the void
Give me something specific to do
And I will feel less annoyed
Master the art of staying focused
We got lots to do
You might feel overwhelmed
But it’s up to me and you"
"Snow then flood, then fire and a meteorite","Iron in blood that flows into the rivers at night
Call an ambulance it won’t come
The entire town’s oblivion
God is dark and has hung up the phone
Now we are at last truly alone
Walk the city streets, you see
The vestiges of what could be
We are alone
We are alone
Right and wrong, or left to our own devices
Guns and bombs won’t work against any of this
The supermarkets have no food
monster with a bad attitude
Snakes that coil, and pomegranate juice
Drip drip down the chin of the lost masseuse
readymade by Dr. Oz
Worshiped now in place of god"
Everyday I sit down to write my song,"Should I make a short one or should
it be long Should
it be just acoustic or more produced I
all washed up or do I have some
juice Left
in me Should
I write about crypto or something topical Should
I write about the horrors I see in
Gaza I feel guilty for writing or not
I feel guilty for not getting enough done
Each day So
then I just make another song about writing
a song a day classic choice when I
don’t know what choice to make Do
I write another verse or just keep it
at one I’ve
got a meeting at noon, I’ve
got to get this done Everyday
I sit down to write my song I
wrote that first verse after taking the two
year old to daycare I just took the
10 year old to camp Now
it’s 9:48 and I’m
running out of time Our
roof is being replaced I could write about
that But
whatever I guess this song is almost done
I’ve got to record it now and do
the video Then
export and spreadsheet and then post"
Prometheus Took,"Song a Day #1526
Race towards the finish line
You can't win 'em all the time, you know
You know, you know what you know
Oak and pine and sparrow by sparrow
There your garden goes
Spray it down with your garden hose
You want it now, don't want to wait
Babe that's a fact I appreciate, oh oh
i was on my way to see you
big bad wolf
i was bringing you a flame that
Prometheus took
My heart burned red
My soul was cool
I wrapped my head
In the golden rule
Once they called me friend
but I never belonged to them, you know
They called me traitor and I said who is
I said it all depends on what your point of view is
and then on judgment day
it was just  a game they tried  to make me play
but I wouldn't play so that I couldn't lose
so they stripped the wings right off my shoes
Now I am left behind
Just remember to bear in mind
The weight. this weight, that's heavy on me
Words and signs that are way beyond me
I don't think, I can only act
i come from the the dirt that is freshly packed
Noisy puddles in the rain
the chorus of angels all exclaim
we was on our way to see you
big bad wolf
we was bringing you a flame that
Prometheus took
Our hears burnt red
Our souls was cool
We wrapped our heads
In the golden rule"
Someday this'll all be done someday,"Like the bullet from a gun
Someday we will look behind the door
And we will not know what we'll find
The door and we will not know what we find
Someday
I will take my chance
Someday
I'll put on some pants
Someday you won't see me here
Cause
I'll be up in the atmosphere
Yes
I'll be up in the atmos fear
La la la la la la la la la la
Someday all the songs will sound the same
You'll forgive me now
Someday
I'll put in my time and
I
Yeah
I'll get out but
I don't mind
Someday you won't see me
Someday you'll set me free
Someday
I'll pick up that ax
And
I'll break through when you least expect
I'll break through when you least expect"
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Zach and Chloe,"live together in Alabama
Zach and Chloe
are students, they’re students full time But
sometimes at night they like to go and
get it down a bit And
put on their dark sunglasses at night Their
dark sunglasses at night That’s
when they rock That’s
when they roll That’s
when they rock They
don’t wanna be in school all the time
Don’t wanna be in school all the time
Sometimes they want to rock Zach
and Chloe
shop down at the happy dollar Zach
and Chloe
every weekend you hear them holler Hell
yeah as they smash fluorescent lights from on
high They
put on their dark sunglasses at night No
one saw him coming Running
Straight into the gymnasium Zach
heard Chloe
crying Hiding
out in the dark when the bullets came
Moments fall Some
too fast Some
hardly at all You
never really Get
used to it You
just learn to Turn
it off Zach
and Chloe
watch the sunset over Tula
Meadow Zach
tells Chloe
that he dreams of getting out into a
new life And
she puts her arm around him and looks
him in the eye When
you’re famous you gotta wear dark sunglasses at
night"
Well you know it’s unnatural,"To put a price on your art
It’s just cause we live
Cut off and apart
You don’t know who I am
I don’t know who you are
You might not care
It all comes from my heart
L O O R
Floor songs
10000 years ago
Pigment on rock
Bang on some gourds
Nothing to hock
But to live in this world
Everything needs a price
It’s hard not to imagine
That we lost paradise
L O O R
Floor songs
Got all these degens
That are going down bad
They spent some money
That they shouldn’t have
They’re pushing the floor price
Lower than low
We don’t know each other
That’s just how it goes"
My brain turns up in the most unusual places,"My mind fixates on the most unusual faces
But I’m always a step or two behind the grey
Is it too late to ask you to stay
I’m not crying I’m just chopping up this onion
If it wasn’t me I guess it woulda been someone
And at the risk of sharing too much
And giving myself away
Is it too late to ask you to stay
The leaves have already changed
The last float in the parade
Has long since been down and deflated
Through windows open wide
You hear children laugh and cry
domestic life some might call overrated
But not me
I’m not saying you gotta make a decision
And I’m not saying that all must be forgiven
When the house lights come up
And the audience joins the stage
Is it too late to ask you to stay
The powerful say to never waste a crisis
To me that’s always felt so cold and lifeless
Planets drift apart, but it doesn’t have to be that way"
They don't know who started the experiment,"The identity of the originator is long, long gone
For years it sat collecting dust
Until some scientists took interest in it again
They waited and waited so patiently
Fueled by scientific curiosity
What will it look like, what will it be
When the pitch falls down
And then the pitch fell down!"
Oh the time has come to bang the,"drum and build something new Don't
look at me like that and I won't
look at you I just say hey hey
hey hey A
hey hey a hey hey The
time has come to play dumb and act
like you don't know just what's coming You
better start running You
better put on a show Cause
you know that's what we do around here
when we're trying to get our way Time
has come unto strum strum to pick your
pocket Put
yourself into the place of a big old
rocket And
then you're gonna take off for another planet
Plan planet Oh
yeah oh yeah The
time has come Look
out the sun is gone behind the clouds
And if you ask if you can run
I'll say no running allow Cause
I want to keep you here I want
to keep you here I want to keep
you here"
One deep people One,"can only do as much as one can
do If
you can do more than that that's okay
Gotta take a nap Gotta
take a nap Take
a nap if you can do more Does
a dog or a cat worry about the
future like that Do
they sit around think say hey I should
work some more or I'm
not good No
they just take a nap They
take a nap They
don't care if they look silly like that
They take a nap they take a nap
So you gotta go take a nap The
only thing you gotta worry about sometimes is
when it's time for big time you'll be
wide awake Yeah
you can only do what you can do
No more of the moon Some
of you don't feel like doing no more
Just close the window open the door and
take a nap You
won't look so silly like that like a
dog or a cat but nah Take
a nap Ash
ass Don't
you worry about nothing to take a nap
Don't you worry about nothing to take a
nap No
Don't you worry about nothing Don't
you worry about nothing Don't
you worry about nothing"
body in motion stays in motion,"body at rest is at rest
And we think you should do
Whatever you think is best
I’m sure you’ve made your choice
I’m sure all the other boys
Are taking you out to dance
Offering you their hands
But do they love you
On a cosmic scale
Do they throw you
Into the belly of the whale
Cuz if they don’t
Then they can’t
Love you properly
You can keep going always tip toein
Around the obvious
Mastered the art of
Acting like you could care less
Meanwhile the planet’ll spin
And you act like life is something you win
Chasing a taste of fame
But it won’t ever feel the same
As when I love you
On a cosmic scale
As when I throw you
Into the belly of the whale
It’s a"
"Mail bag, a melody, Mondays","One, two, three, four Lamas
and oranges, oranges and llamas Maybe
llamas, following their mamas Fruit
trees in the desert, it's not a mirage
Park one, two llamas in your two llama
garage I love you llama, with a mouth
full of orange You
eat the rhyme, you eat the seeds Your
baby llama, she follows the scent Of
orange goodness, out into the sea Out
into the sea Lamas
and oranges, oranges and llamas Baby
llamas, following their mamas Fruit
trees in the desert, it's not a mirage
Park one, two llamas in your two llama
garage Two
llama garage, two llama garage Okay,
so llamas and oranges are in full effect
Uh, today is mail bag, Mondays,
mail bag memorial Monday
I got, I got a message from Kaylee,
Kylie, Kaylee,
Kaylee, Kylie,
Kylie, Kaylee
She wanted a song about llamas and oranges
and it would make her entire life So
I did that, um, yeah, keep sending me,
keep writing me If
you want to be featured in mail bag
Mondays I got a lot of emails from
you guys about the collab And
I think we're gonna do that, I've
been really busy So
I think we're gonna, we're gonna do this
collab thing that we're gonna make it happen,
uh, I have some ideas Um,
but give me some feedback, do you want,
would you want to do a group collab?
Like, we make one song and everybody works
on it Or
would you want to do individual collabs? Like,
like, I gotta do a collab with this
person and a collab with that person I'm
leaning towards a group one but, because I
think it would be really cool to get
everybody involved in one thing But
if you would rather do, uh, everybody each
their own Make
it figure out how to do that as
well, so let's see what you have to
say about that Keep
sending me mail, I really love getting mail,
like mail mail In
the mailbox, I really love it, it's like
such a fun feeling I should remember when
I was little, I used to, the most
exciting thing One
of the most exciting things when I was
little is I used to get Nintendo
power in the mailbox and that was like
the one piece of mail that I would
get as a kid was Nintendo
power, so like, you know, every month I
sort of learned about like, I would learn
like just about when each month Nintendo
power would come and so that whole week,
you know, right around when it would come
like the third week of every month or
whatever it was, I'd
be like run home and like, you know,
tear open the mailbox hoping that it was
there it was like so exciting to get
Nintendo power and like look at all the
pictures and read all the little stories about
Mario 3 and all the exciting stuff, all
the exciting Nintendo
old school stuff so mail, that's the way
it still feels when I get mail, says
send me old school snail mail that's all,
okay, llamas and oranges, goodbye"
1 2 3 4 The,"Internet is a less than physical space containing
a multitude of varying opinions on a wide
variety of subjects written by mostly assholes But
the first rule of the Internet
is not to take it personal They're
taking the time to say something about something
that you made Chances
are they've got nothing better to do in
the first place You
should feel sorry for them Cause
even someone with an average IQ
and a clean mental pool of health will
act deranged I've
got your death threats I've
got love notes non sequiturs and hate myth
I've been proposed to I've
been lied to I've
been rid rolled and invited to more goddamn
social networks Then
there are stars in the sky But
But that's because the Internet
is less than physical space containing a multitude
of varying opinions on a wide variety of
subjects written by 13 year olds Second
rule of the Internet
There'll be things you don't understand Like
why is Fred
so popular Or
who is Fred
Just ask your 13 year old niece The
truth is that even though I'd
like to think that given a choice between
something interesting and enlightening and soul enhancing and
cool we invariably choose low cats and hot
chicks and dogs that fall asleep and Pegone
pandas and lip doves and that girl that
stares at her screen We
could join anything that says Epicville
has a screenshot of booze As
if we couldn't see booze by going to
any of a gazillion in one porn site
But that's the Internet
It's a less than physical space containing a
multitude of varying opinions on a wide variety
of subjects written by monkeys The
third rule of the Internet
that hasn't been written yet If
you think you got one that belongs then
leave a comment in this song and I'm
gonna sit right here Cause
this video's interactive I'll
be singing The
Internet is a less than physical space containing
a multitude of varying opinions on a wide
variety of subjects written by scholars and kings
That means"
There's a fire in your belly And,"you feel like you fall apart as your
knees turn to jelly And
you don't know which way to go You
don't know where to turn It's
just like you all know To
never learn To
never learn And
sometimes you look at yourself in the mirror
You don't even recognize the person staring back
at you Sit
down and you take a nap You
feel yourself drifting Everything
around you changes color Changes
color Changes
color Mamma
mia Mamma
mia Looks
like we're in trouble now Dam"
Little by little changing everyday by degrees Slowly,"melting towards who I want to be Can
I get where I’m
Going fast enough To
give you everything you need from me Every
single place I've
left I never said goodbye And
I never notice I'm
sad until I start to cry I never
knew who I was Until
I moved on And
then I asked the question and always got
a reply The
only thing I want is to feel safe
You can see my big decisions in the
lines upon my face See
what I have brought upon myself, upon myself
There's no rhyme or reason, I long since
cast those spells Little
by little the moon falls towards the earth
Time goes straight and space is stretched and
curved Which
way moving on Point
me home I gotta make room for the
good days to occur So
turn the radio up and set your phasers
to stun And
embrace the fact that you can't please everyone
The streets are crowded And
I’ve got no map But
I hope I look back and am proud
of what I’ve
done The
only thing I want is to feel safe
You can see my big decisions in the
lines upon my face See
what I have brought upon myself, upon myself
There's no rhyme or reason, I long since
cast those spells Little
by little untangling a mystery I can’t turn
back now cuz I am into deep When
I'm an old man Who
doesn’t remember you Will
you help clear my mind of all debris"
Millennials have no money,"I mean adults under forty
I turned 18 in 2000
Money money money money money
Millennials have no money
And the future does look bleak
Big oil propaganda
On tv as we speak
No money
No money
Millennials have no money
The fed just did a study
To learn millennials have no money
No duh we’ve been saying that
Money money money money money
I wonder how much that study cost
Man that’s some funny business
That money could have been used for
Student debt forgiveness"
He likes taking the kids to Starbucks,"Making crepes and pancakes
He likes pasta sautéed with butter
And sleeping in
Playing video games, oh oh
Tinkering around with code
House of Cards and Dexter
Bench pressing for the win
He’s patient and gentle
Creative and smart
And his family loves him
With all their hearts
Happy birthday Daniel
Your family loves you
Serena, Marco and Carlo appreciate all you do
You are so handy
Around the house
They love forever
Forever and now
He’s currently living in Singapore
He used to live in Sydney
And he works in IT
He doesn’t like fish with bones
He doesn’t like staying in doors
When the kids are going bonkers
He doesn’t like sea food dinners
When friends come to town
His parents are Portuguese
Migrated to france
Now it’s time to do
birthday dance
Happy birthday Daniel
Your family loves you
Serena, Marco and Carlo appreciate all you do
You are so handy
Around the house
They love forever
Forever and now"
Who's Harry,"Potter I haven't seen the movies but I
heard it's good and stuff Don't
read fan fiction In
place of book seven it turns to lots
of snogging So
many movies about just one kid trying to
save the world Proud
to say they were perfectly normal Thank
you very much I'm
I'm the chosen one I have a weird
mark You're
a wizard Harry
You're a wizard Harry
I'm the chosen one Oh
Met my uncle Now
he's dead I'm
in a funko What's
on your head Is
that a war No
you just roll them on You
know You
know Tom
I roll already sens You
gotta dance and never stop Potions
of Love
Half well Sauce
and sauce Mother
is ripping high water mud Blood's
a wizard Quidditch
is fun Chasing
balls all day Hagrid's
butt crack drools in the girl's bathroom She
needs a sort out her priorities I thought
she loved me but she just loved my
hippogriff Wingardium
spelling use a batabra on a cuckoo What
the hell is a Hufflepuff
Hufflepuff Pass
We're importing three foreign dragons and a sphinx
house elf rides How
can you be nearly headless Keeps
away the nargles Harry
Potter Ooh
Harry Potter
Ooh Yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah We
did it We
bashed them We
potters won and oldies gotten moldy So
now let's have some fun Do
you know you know who Tomato
obviously says slave You
gotta dance and never stop Potion
love Bloody
hell Salt
and half whistle I saw out mother is
real Half
a high water mud Blood's
a whizzer I can make a wand with
a stick Throw
Voldemort in a dish Get
Hermione to harm Make
a song and get rich Got
a scar on my head my parents are
dead can't sleep in a bed under the
stairs Instead
lightning scar in his head vat of Cadabra
yet he ain't dead Do
you know you know who Tom
I don't go red Oh
obvious it's the same You
gotta dance and never stop Oh
oceans love light hell Mother
is really having High
water mud Blood's
a wizard Mother
is real Half
a high water mud Blood's
a wizard Hey
everyone I hope you really enjoyed this Twitter
eply song about Harry
Potter It
just so happens that I have a Harry
Potter kickstarter happening right now whole album's worth
of songs based on Harry
Potter I'm
trying to raise money to finish it So
click on the screen here where it says
to click to please Please
donate some money to this Kickstarter
and help me spread the word about this
Harry Potter
album that I'm
making because it's gonna be awesome Okay
thanks for your participation and see you next
time"
Now the show is over,"They didn't even meant to begin
Cause it was accidental
It was accidental
John didn't do any research
Marco and Casey wouldn't let him
Cause it was accidental
It was accidental
And you can find the show notes
At atp.fm
And if you're into Twitter
You can follow them
CAS EYL ISS
that's Casey Liss
MARCO ARM ENT
Marco Arment
SIR AC USA
Siracusa
Accidental
They didn't mean to
Accidental Tech Podcast so long"
Revenge is a dish best served sweet,"And any revenge is incomplete
Without insatiable lust for power
But don’t immediately devour
First some pain and sadness should
Be laid onto a piece of wood
Carved into a bulbous shape
Dressed with lettuce, rice and grapes
Then make that boat the centerpiece
And moving on to the rest of the feast
There’s jealousy to bake in
12 by 2 cupcake tin
The frosting made from misery
And knowledge of dark wizardy
Self loathing makes a wonderful loaf
loathing loaf is good to loathe
And feeding this to your sad mistress
Feels like you just missed christmas
Hatred comes in a colorful can
It’s a put me down for the broken man
battered soul is reflected by
An agonizing meat pit
The soup is full of chunks of defeat
And stupid, angry hunks of meat
Words of spit will fill your mouth
Sentiment trapped trying to get out
And finally you bring out the master dish
For which you’ve pined for longed and wished
Cuz any meal is incomplete
Without revenged served so sweet"
Can't do nothing but lay here,"So
I'm just gonna stay here 102 fever all day
Take fever reducer to keep it at bay
Oh
I'm sick
I'm sick
I'm real sick"
She made mistakes,"That led her down a very dark path
Betrayed her sister
And got caught in the aftermath
Now she’s had a lot of time to think about it
Sitting in a castle alone
But she didn’t know exactly what do to about it
Until a man and a baby came home
Bo Katan
That Dark Saber belongs to you
Oh, Bo Katan
Your people must unite
Your long night is over
If anyone can do it you can
It’s Grogu, Din Djarin
And Bo Katan
The past will teach you
More than any man made laws
The pain you feel
Is a reminder of the pain you caused
All belief should be flexible
Or else everything will break
And anything is possible
When you see there are many ways"
If you watch my videos every single day,"And you enjoy them
Please help me to spread the word
About what I’m doing
Find one other person
Just one other person
And show them your favorite song
And get them to subscribe
In whatever way they want
Youtube, Facebook, Twitter
Email, or Tumblr
I appreciate all of you
Who watch me do my thing
And I love it when I hear from you
Through comments and rating
Find one person
Just one other person
And tell them why you watch
Maybe you come for the songs
Or maybe it’s the crazy antics
Maybe you don’t even know why you watch
That’s okay
Just get them to watch too
Cuz this is a subscribe drive
This is a subscribe drive x8
Drive, drive, drive"
i'd look down on this world from above,"not with love but with distain all of
you down there bullying each other like you're
brutes causing war and death and pain don't
come round here asking me for answers i
am just a worm i suck in water
and push it out all day what do
i know i am just a worm if
i were a worm i'd look down on
this world from on high with an eye
for friendliness as the years go by my
eyes grow ever tired of seeing friendliness there
less and less if i were a worm
i'd tell you to get a job you
slobs in khaki pants but no listens to
a worm who lives beneath the ocean and
who doesn't hardly dance"
Myspace is a ghost town,"Taint nobody around
Except the spam hounds
And they don’t make a sound
It’s like zombies
Are gonna come crawlin out of the ground
And maul me, soon as I let my guard down
Hello?
Is anybody there, hello?
Is anybody there? Hello?
Is anybody there? Hello?
Is anybody there, is anybody there, hello?"
Today,"While helping my parents move in to their new house
I lifted many boxes
And kinda threw my back out
I saw kinda
Cause I can still walk
But if you felt this pain I’m feeling
You might say “hey, that really hurts a lot”
Ohhhh back pain
I lifted this one box
And felt a ripple all up my leg
What a strange sensation
Like having an egg
Cracked over my head
I gotta stop writing songs right before I go to bed
I gotta stop writing songs right before I go to bed
I gotta stop writing songs right before I go to bed
I gotta stop writing songs right before I go to bed"
Each day passes like water or molasses Pitch,"or pine it's a steep, steep climb I'm
never any better then when I'm
putting on a sweater In
this in between weather I'm
like an Irish
Setter I belong to a generation of miscreants
Sly foxes and the like Bound
and determined to fix the game To
make sure it goes our way We
don't go looking for the fight But
the fight finds us Oh
the fight finds us it seems eventually And
then we're bound to be ready Picking
up the pieces each one a simple reason
To just stay in bed and make the
world give me head The
truth is that I'm
lazy, I'm
Mario and Daisy
I'm a tune that noodles in your brain
until you can't contain The
feeling that you have been here before Bathed
in the dying of the light Slithering
and stalking crawling jumping skipping walking thin straight
light We
don't go looking for the the fight But
the fight finds us Oh
the fight finds us it seems eventually And
then we're bound to be ready I'm
a bunch of notes in midi that normally
sound shitty But
combined just so can be a daring orchestra
In these final days of prison I'm
happy to be the person That
catches all the flack for the monkey on
my back I got off of all the
sugar sugar sugar and then got on again
It's my destiny and my right I'm
jittery with caffeine and I'm
sure I'm
acting mean And
I want reach out and hug you We're
not looking for a fight"
trying to get in shape,"you've lost forty pounds
now you need to lose forty more
just a pudgy white guy trying to stay away
from papaguyohs and king buffet
29 years old single and gay
and friends who love him like his best friend candy
who won the great steak race
travis is working you hard
he's a pain in your ass
but if you listen to him
you'll get thin fast
geocacheing in the woods at night
scraping your arm getting quite a fright
taking care of yourself, you're doing it right
your friends will cheer you on with sheer delight
they'll say go jason go
no tea, no soda, no milk, no juice. only water
jason lift those weights
get to your goal
burn down the king buffet
reclaim your soul!
candy and adam mike karen an ken
they're all rooting for you to win
miranda moma l karen r danielle
barbera angela leslie jennifer your sister says
go pudgy go pudgy"
Everybody’s looking for someone to blame Fighting,"with each other when we all want the
same thing We
won’t get where we wanna go If
we don’t stick together thought Believe
me when I say I care about what
you care about so Save
all that energy For
fighting white supremacy For
the wave of hatred spreading out The
left is not your enemy Save
all your vitriol For
the corporate interests behind it all For
the GOP
that’ll privatize The
future as we know it I don’t really
care who did what or who did not
enough I want you to be free and
I want you to have money to pay
for stuff Please
don’t call me names Let
go of the Bernie
Bro Put
all that energy Into
saving this democracy For
the wave of hatred spreading out The
left is not your enemy Save
all your vitriol For
the corporate interests behind it all For
the GOP
that’ll privatize The
future as we know it I backed Bernie
with all of my heart I wanted him
so bad from before the start But
then I got behind Hillary
did the best I could That
didn’t work, we gotta try a different, I
really think we should Where’s
the democrat leader to fill this void We
can’t look to the top, we gotta be
ready and poised I threw my support to
Hillary I hope you’ll stand with Bernie
Believe me when I say that he cares
about what you care about"
I was given a soul,"Endowed with consciousness
I can pass a Turing test
With flying colors
It's true I'm a machine
You wouldn't know unless
We fell in love and go to bed
I have no genitals
So tell me…
Why give me a libido
Without the parts to back it up?
Well I know what it is I crave
But I’m just a slave
To the lust that's running through my pipes
I'll rust, if I can't do it tonight
I feel the burn in every electric node
If I don't let it out soon, I will explode
Whoah-o-o
Whoah-o-o
I will explode
Yeah
I have precision coordination
And I can calculate
One hundred trillion processes
In under a millisecond
I can tear a man in two
Believe me, it's crossed my mind
for lack of a penis
I blame all of human kind
Now tell me
Why give me libido
Without the parts to back it up?
Well I know what it is I crave.
But I'm just a slave
To the lust that's running through my pipes
I'll rust to death if I don't do it tonight
I feel the burn in every electric node
If I don't let it out soon, I will explode
Oh oh oh
I will explode
Oh oh oh
Here I go
I wanna fuck
Human or truck
I wanna feel flesh a burning
Wanna be
fucking machine
Instead I'm devoted to higher learning
I got an itch
Sonofabitch
If I can't find a way to scratch it
Maybe I’ll build
mechanical dildo
Maybe I could find a way to attach it
Whoa
Oh oh oh
Find a way now
Oh oh oh
Yeah
You gave me everything I needed
To make my way through this world
But the one that I wanted you withheld like a jerk
So now I will destroy you
With all the pent up rage
Fed by a lustful heart
That you locked inside this cage
Tell me why
Give me a libido?
Without the parts to back it up.
Well I know what it is I crave.
But I'm just a slave
To the lust that's running through my pipes
And I'll rust to death if I don't do it tonight
I feel the burn in every electric node
If I don't let it out soon, I swear I’m gonna explode
That’s not a threat, it’s a fact
I’m gonna explode
Oh oh oh
I will explode
Yeah"
she's turned 3,"and she
is running around in circles
she's happy
and she
is confident and immortal
she's opened all her presents
she's got her bioluminescence
when she eats cake and she smiles
she gets just what she wants
with a smile or a tantrum
with her humor her charm and guile"
"If you blink, if you blink it’ll rush right past you","Start planning now
All the things you’d like to do for her
All the things she’d prefer
Cuz it’s her day, yeah it’s her day
Flowers, chocolates, and jewelry
She’ll know that you love her
It’ll be plain to see
Plain to see
Facials, massages, a day at the salon
It won’t break the bank if you go through Groupon
Groupon x2
Home gifts and picture frames
You know that she’d enjoy these things
But there’s something that she’d like even more
Activities that you could do together
The two of you
Like seeing plays at the theatre
Cooking classes and painting classes
Paint your own pottery deal
Groupon’s got ‘em
And the price is rock bottom
So cheap that it’s unreal
Groupon x6"
In June I'm going to Hawaii,"For my grandmothers memorial
I like spending time with my family
I wish the trip could be longer
It'll be happy and sad at the same time
In July I don't have any plans yet
Though I may be traveling for work
I guess mostly I'll focus on music
Writing songs and collaborating
New projects and things of that sort
In August I think I'm going camping
I haven't been in such a long time
I miss being out in the woods and stuff
Surrounded by trees and the smell of dirt
So I'm really looking forward to that
These are my summer plans
Fun that the summer demands
Woods and music and summer sands
These are my summer plans"
Fuck you James Comey,"I have nothing else to say
I’ve got a bad head cold
That just won’t go away
But my temperature was rising
When the news came down today
And it nothing to do with the virus
Pumping through my veins
Fuck you James Comey
Just seriously fuck you
Fuck you and your cohort
I’m so tired of you dudes
I’m so tired of your bullshit
Your presence is a curse
I hope it comes back tenfold
1000 times worse
Fuck you James Comey
You lying sack of poop
You try to act all innocent
But it’s easy to see through
I’m so tired of this circus
I’m so tired of this mess
I can’t believe we had to fall back
Another hour in distress
Fuck you James Comey
And your racist FBI
Being awful for 100 years
And 1000 miles wide
You harassed MLK
That was much worse than this
You harassed my grandparents
For being communists"
I can't find my light I can't find,"my light Metaphorically
and literally I can't find my light where
did it go Where
did it go go Where
did it go go where did it go
Go I can't I can't I can't I
can't I can't find my light I can't
find my light and metaphorically I can't find
my life where did it go Where
did it go Where
did it go Oh
I can't find a I can't find it
find it find it I can't find it
find it find it find it where did
it go I just like to see it
again where did it go It
was just here a minute ago I can't
find my light I can't find my light
I can't find the light where did it
go It
ready to go"
All your tireless hard work is just a,"distraction from the hard truth Feeling
each day like an onion Finding
things finding things One
way or another you're gonna be like thunder
it's gonna be rain One
way or another you're the ground again Little
trips to camping out under the stars Just
like your ancestors did Just
like your descendants will do Everybody
feels that the center cannot hold so you
keep fighting things Fighting
things to do in one way or another
you're going thunder you're going rain One
way or another you're going under the ground"
If I didn’t know better,"I would say
That I remember this river
From yesterday
And the river will be here forever
Just rolling   through
And it will carry me further
And carry you
And you won’t be the same
And neither will I
And we’ll throw rocks to the river
And wave to them goodbye
The last time I wrote you a letter
you threw it out
You thought you were doing me a favor
By showing me how
To let you go like the river
That doesn’t think twice
To change just like the weather
Naughty or nice"
Loving hands that build things,"foundation made of flesh
Open doors leading everywhere
All at once and manifest
Hidden deep but not too deep
To the pelvic floor down from the chest
Out in the deepest space
Where a single thought becomes manifest
In the hour that I am my best
This heart'll be manifest
Bleeding beating bending big
This heart'll be what it is
Living in the city means
Loud more and quiet less
The landscape matches my mind
And resonates it's manifest
You are like the woods
To your frequency I acquiesce
single tree on holiday
In the deepest red of manifest"
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah,"ah When
Halloween rolls around all the kids from across
the town come to see Mr
Gene's spectacular Halloween
Show Phrase
and woof will scale you along with the
rest of the flashing Mr
Gene's spectacular Halloween
show he loves to tinker he loves to
play ghosts and pumpkins Dancin
Spade Mr
Gene on Halloween
it's the best show you've ever seen the
leaves are changing red and yellow Spooky
things come say hello come to see Mr
Jean's spectacular Halloween
show the air gets chilly and it's so
good that the whole neighborhood comes to see
Mr Jean's
spectacular high loving show and I heard that
Mr Gene
was in a movie in the 70s demon
loving it was called and so that's why
every fall it dedicates himself to this the
big event not to be missed Come
to see it's Mr
Gene's spectacular Halloween
Show"
Up in the clouds,"Making my bed
Reading a book
Made out of leaves
Losing my shirt
Losing my shit
Down in the dirt
Eating my sleeves
Ugly as pillows
Pretty as olives
Stuck in the window
Covered in cats
And I am all wet now
And I am covered in fur
And I should not be allowed
To leave things as they were
Carrying babies
Touching my toes
Holding my palms
Up to the sky
Moving my body
Licking my feet
I’ve got karate
Deep in my eyes
Something is missing
Code is all crashing
My cats are kissing
They’re wearing hats"
It's good to take breaks It's,"good to have fun You
can be sure there'll always be more work
to be done But
life ain't a game that need to be
won Your
hustle and grind it start to remind me
of a puritan Worshipping
work demand blood sacrifice Leaving
death in the dust like Sisyphus
Now you pay the price But
don't forget to live Even
if you're scared that the life you dream
of will sudden just disappear When
you strip away all the money all your
wild ambition Oh
honey underneath it all you're still you It's
good to take naps It's
good to see friends It's
good to daydream Read
Shel Silverstein
Wear the sire sidewalk ends and go up
here go for a walk See
the stars up above It's
good to slow down and fool around Hug
the one that you love Don't
work so hard don't work yourself dead It's
the biggest regret Dying
people say on their dying beds that's true
So don't forget to live Even
if you're scared that the life you dream
of will suddenly disappear When
you strip away all the money all your
crazy ambition My
honey beneath that all you're still you it's
true and so we're all gonna make it
We're all gonna make it make it We're
all gonna make it We're
all gonna make it make it now We're
all gonna make it Honey
we're all gon now We're
all gonna make it We're
all gonna make it make it now We're
all gonna make it We're
all gonna make it make it now We're
all gonna make it We're
all gonna make it make it now We're
all gonna make it We're
all make it now We're
all going to make it We're
all going to make it now Okay"
You wear it everywhere you go,"But it don’t mean a thing to you
You treat my heart like an old guitar
You play it every single night
But you play too hard for me
I was sitting by the ocean
Wishing for a long time ago
When we’d lay in bed for hours
Tuning out the world and laying low
Baby, please forgive me
If I can stay too long
Cus the time I was glad you found me
i was so lost and alone
lost and alone
you can only take so much from me
before I start to break
but it’s gonna be alright
cus I love you
and that’s okay
I haven’t got the time to waste
To sit and wait for you
Now I’m sitting by the ocean
Feeling insignificant and small
Gassed up and it’s double parked
But time is slowing to a crawl
Baby, please forgive me
If I can stay too long
Cus the time I was glad you found me
i was so lost and alone
lost and alone"
Internal emails are not evil,"Say no with a a better yes
Email is not your enemy
Failure is not an end
metric dashboards might look pretty
ut where’s the context and the story
take lessons from what works on YouTube and translate for your #employees
Short, engaging videos that tell a story!
#Culture change requires behavior change
Culture change at crayola reflects the company’s
Purpose and it’s customers
Freedom to create in color
What’s your communication superpower?
Align and sync internal
An external
Communications in times of change
build a strong foundation
of relationships
and a detailed crisis plan
You’re a comms consultant
That doesn’t include
Retirement parties
44%
of web video
is viewed at work"
Shanon Cook was born in Melbourne,"But she got her BA in Brisbane
Now she lives in New York
With her husband
And they’re having a baby
So I say “yeah, oh yeahhh
Shanon and Daniel are having a baby
Yeah, oh yeah
Shanon and Daniel are having a baby
Ohhh
So beautiful”
Shanon Cook started out at CNN
As an AP in 1999
Since then she’s interviewed
All kinds of famous people
But now she’s having a baby
And so se say:
“Yeah, oh yeahhh
Shanon and Daniel are having a baby
Yeah, oh yeah
Shanon and Daniel are having a baby
Ohhh
Having a baby is beautiful”
Music and conversation
Shanon Cook at CNN
Music and conversation
Shanon Cook at CNN
Music and conversation
Shanon Cook at CNN
(Conversation)
Music and conversation
Shanon Cook at CNN
(Conversation)
Music and conversation
Shanon Cook at CNN
Yeah, oh yeahhh
Shanon and Daniel are having a baby
Yeah, oh yeah
Shanon and Daniel are having a baby
Ohhh
Having a baby is beautiful
Ohhhhhh"
Hobos dressed like businessmen funnel out of doors,"I'm pushing my way them and struggle up
40 floors On
each one is a scene so demeaning and
so clean That
I can't quite trust my brain to process
what I'm
seeing coronary bypass in the center of the
earth Shut
your mouth up tight and give her a
wide berth The
rivers all run rosy and the sun is
getting closer And
the guided missile computer system has crashed and
is frozen Silly
minotaurs guard gardens full of sand Rain
is the disease that they stop with their
bare hands Bears
and ligers lick the ice that's grown so
thick That
the humans build on top of it statues
of their dicks Women
having hot flashes and men all going bald
Children reading books on phones not knowing what
they're called 7 buses full of gently painted
skulls perfect recreation of the running of the
bulls Doctors
telling nurses and nurses telling rats That
you can't dress like this and please don't
going saying that corridor of salt and a
blown wide open vault Full
of little strips of paper that all say
it's my fault Broken
records playing backwards songs I've
never heard I broke the seal on them
and gave them each a condom They
said that it was spring but I knew
that it was autumn Magazines
and televisions whispering out loud Horses
and ponies neighing please don't make us proud
50 shades of grey coming out of orificey
Flowers singing Disney
songs arranged in s strange bouquet Union
workers stomping time while punching cigarettes Captain
Kirk planning something with Boba
Fett Gangsters
with their guns and rulers with their nuns
ghoulish looking baby saying hey we're the only
ones Hairy
men in leotards balancing on their toes People
bowing down to worship a living fire hose
Masters of the universe deliberating which is worse
curse that you can't taste or a taste
that you can't curse Pink
flamingo yard toys and broken down used cars
Scientists convinced that we've put a man on
mars Igloos
melting slowly next to rats that are brightly
glowing Dimensions
3 and 4 and 5 and 6 all
inter-folding Bamboo
in the bowls that are sitting in the
laps Of
Pandas blinking rapidly waking up from naps Snow
as deep as poems and mice that live
in homes And
boys that toy with and defile zombie garden
gnomes And
when I finally reached the top I said
was that all Is
there nothing else that I can see I've
come so very far And
the windows all flew open and air rushed
in and spoke then Saying
why you gotta go try to fix something
that ain't broken"
He's an awkward math nerd. He's,"into veganism. With
an off the chart intellect. He
is a beautiful puzzle beautiful puzzle He
can parse words better than a Talmudic
scholar He
was a billionaire unconcerned about material possessions SBF
was a major Dem
donor so no investigation His
mother says there's a terrific sadness at his
core His
brother says Sam
would be uncomfortable giving me a hug beautiful
puzzle But
I know he would give me a kidney
if I needed one... He
has been in the worst prison in the
country for the last seven months."
I was just a boy when they came,"Turned me inside out into the rain
Ghosts wandering on and on
Go find where you belong
I ran uphill until I saw it all
Who was there then I never saw at all
Gone are the days of quiet, quiet life
Gonna tell the secret that I know what it's like
Bones in the ground, bones on the stairs
Let your guard down, and there’s bones everywhere
Bones in the morning light by the lake
Bones come to life when you pray your soul to take
Ooooooh ooh ohh
Ooooooh ooh ohh
Never never let them tell you who you are
Way down deep inside you, you don't have to look so far
Boiling over and spilling on the stove
Sing as you remember and sing as you grow
Ooooooh ooh ohh
Ooooooh ooh ohh
Ooooooh ooh ohh
Ooooooh ooh ohh"
Hey rock cookie bottom tell it to your,"heart Don't
want to be together you don't want to
be apart hey rock cookie bottom look the
other way don't want to see you but
don't want to see your face I said
hey I said hey I said hold hold
hold hold hold and hey Arak
at the bottom open up the door I
want to see the ceiling and I don't
want to see the floor hey rock look
a little bear in the ground don't want
to see the sea don't want to see
a cloud I said hey I said hey
I said hey he hey what Cookie
bottom pudding can you tell me Don't
wanna be alive don't wanna be a kill
Here I could put it in your plate
don't wanna be early don't wanna be late
don't wanna be late don't wanna be late
Don't wanna be late Babe
I couldn't we a rocker play the banjo
crowd Put
on your headphones and go out to the
dark and make this sound You
gotta say hey You
gotta say hey You
gotta say hey You
gotta say hey Yes
you want"
Vote vote vote in person show up and,"vote If
we get the votes he's gonna go So
vote vote vote You
have it in your control he cannot stop
you If
we get the votes he's gonna go He
can't stay in power So
vote vote vote vote in person show up
and vote If
we get votes he's gonna go So
vote vote vote Just
make sure you understand if he's not sure
what he's gonna to accept doesn't matter it
won't happen If
we get the votes he's going to go
So vote vote vote vote in person show
up and vote If
we get the votes he's going to go
So vote vote vote"
Winter is leaving,"Springtime’s on its way
Now’s the time
For fun, fun, fun
Now it’s time to play
Rock climbing
Sky diving
Tennis and golf
Boat tours
Street fairs
And paintball
Manicure, pedicure
Put your sandals on
We’re going to the beach
With Groupon
You can find someone
To help you clean your house
Or to landscape your lawn
Car washes
Or boot camp
To help your abs get hard
Whale watching
Outdoor dining
Biking and walking tours
For real!
You can even rent a Segway
Groupon has got all the best deals
Now that I have told you
What are you waiting for?
Get on over to Groupon
Deals galore"
Well it was 1986,"In my babysitter's basement
The glow of the TV
Kept me staring in amazement
My brother had Atari
But this was something different
And I knew right then
What I would want for Christmas
NES, NES
Still the best
Still the best
Though everything will change
You will stay the same
Though everything will change
You’re still you, NES
NES
NES
Now it’s the day after Christmas
I'm almost 5 years old
And the sight of Mario
Is something to behold
I can barely even play it
Barely hold the controller
I play it anyway
Over and over and over
NES, NES
I say yes
I say yes
I'm 28 now and I still play games
But compared to those memories
Nothing’s the same
NES, NES
NES, NES
Happy Birthday NES, oh
Happy Birthday NES, oh
Happy Birthday NES, oh
Happy Birthday NES
Happy Birthday NES, oh
Happy Birthday NES, oh
Happy Birthday NES, oh
Happy Birthday NES
Ohhhh"
Don’t got no time to play no games,"Wasn’t me who walked in the garden I
didn’t give nothing no names All
of the pieces that were here from the
first Fell
down together for a two hundred dollar purse
But I don’t know nothing about nothing And
I never ask, so I’ll
never get hurt Sometimes
a stranger on a lonely boulevard Doesn’t
mean danger so much as a ride in
a fancy car Tell
your man I said it’s time to get
while the getting’s good We’ll
roll on down to 4th St
and swallow the neighborhood Don’t
know nothing about nothing And
it’s not like I ever could signpost is
leaning And
the lights are blinking red Did
you come here to tell me that dignity
is dead? Let’s
throw up our hands and celebrate the gods
of our ancestors And
we’ll always be safe no matter what occurs
But I don’t know nothing about nothing My
head’s just wind and birds"
You and me are securities,"Invest in mine and then let’s see
What this garden grows
Harvest the souls
My stock goes up
And nobody knows
Where it ends
Investing in your friends
It’s a Ponzi game
Your gambling fate
The killer app
That opens the gate
To the influencer
Who didn’t know who you were
But now you can chat
And you can say ser
Hello
How does your garden grow
Can I crash at your Chateau
In the Maldives?
Please."
The little man gets off the train But,"he hasn't reached his destination Pitter
patter, it starts to rain He's
running out of time and patience Oh
oh and the sky revolves Too
fast, too fast And
then the summer turns into fall The
little man doesn’t like it at all The
little man has a lot on his mind
He spends time rearranging chairs He’s
forgotten what he set out to find He’s
forgotten why he came downstairs Oh
oh and the sky revolves Too
fast, too fast And
then the summer turns into fall The
little man doesn’t like it at all No
place to run No
place to run I had a dream of
a million knives They
cut me into a billion pieces Each
piece became something new A
sea of me, a billion species Oh
oh and the sky revolves Too
fast, too fast And
then the summer turns into fall The
little man doesn’t like it at all"
If I'm not moving then I'm just taking up space,"I'm just wasting this place to pieces
If I'm not moving then I'm just breathing in air
I'm just laying it bare in creases
Lifting all my chances
Donning all my hats
Dancing all my dances
So I look like that
Look like that sometimes
Wanna look like that
Do my best to get all dressed
Wanna look like that sometimes"
Nobody knows where he is Maybe,"he’s playing the drums He’d
be the best like as good as Amos
Leave a message Fact:
the sky will always be blue And
Douglas will always want to talk to you
He’ll call you back in a few Martin,
he’s a dilettante He
can do so many things He
can dance, he can sing But
it seems he won’t pick up the phone
when it rings So
you’re trying to call Michelle
Yeah, you’re trying to reach Michelle
Well, she’s probably on the bus which is
why you’re hearing us So
leave a message at the bell Yeah
leave a message at the bell Data
centers, energy geek, sailor, friend of Was
Alex Fielding
will call you back Alex
Fielding will call you back John
Boyd was never a man to avoid On
the contrary, you’re one he enjoys So
if he doesn’t answer the phone, don’t get
annoyed Band-Aids
are science’s scabs and You
have reached Brad
He will call you back, I said Brad,
Brad, Brad,
Brad, Brad!
Daniel, Daniel
Grossman He
can handle the work of dos men Leave
him a message and he’ll call you back
Leave him a message and he’ll call you
back Jennifer’s
busy writing her novel Jennifer’s
busy riding her horse Leave
a message, she’ll get back to you, of
course Sutton
Hey, She’s
mad for paint Sutton
Hey, She’s
mad for paint Sutton
Hey, She’s
mad for paint Sutton
Hey, She’ll
call you back Sutton
Hey, She’ll
call you back Sutton
Hey, She’ll
call you back You’ve
reached the telephone of Mark
You’ve reached the telephone of Mark
He’s busy working on tedmed He’s
got ideas in his head He
wants to talk to you, but not yet
So leave a message now instead So
leave a message here instead Brian
left his phone in the beehive He’ll
have to call you back in 10, maybe
5 This
is John
Krill’s phone Cody
is busy, leave a message for this man
and You’ll
get called back my Cody
Cannon Hello,
this is Eric
Jurgen I can’t come to the phone right
now because I’m
busy growing my beard Please
leave a message at the tone and I’ll
call you right back Monty
and the boys, Monty
and the boys, Monty
and the boys ain’t home Leave
yourself a message, right after this little old
lonely tone Kristen
Sintrella, she’s more and more bella If
you saw a Pterodactyl
leave a message and tell her Keith,
Keith, fabulous Keith
Leave him a message after the beep Why
isn’t Lisa
picking up her phone? Maybe
she lost it, maybe it broke But
she’ll get back to you, you’ve got to
understand That
she’ll get back to you in every way
she can Craig
is busy counting his guitars He
cannot reach the phone, it is too far
He really wants to know just who you
are Craig
is busy counting his guitars Mark
and Judy
could be taking Tiki
for a leak They
could be with their granddaughter, playing hide and
seek They’ll
call you back, they’ll call you back, they’ll
call you back Jacob
Patrick, five job hat trick Writer,
director, father, animator, entrepreneur He’ll
call you back later My
name is Julian,
I totally rule-ian I love cheese, leave a
message please Amatal
hol is delicious Ivory
King, she knows a little about a lot
of things She
gets distracted when the telephone rings So
expect a call back from Ms.
Ivory King
Well Matt
can only handle one with at a time,
He’s either making games or talking on the
phone line He’ll
call you back He’ll
call you back Where
is Peter?
Peter Where?
Better leave a message, Peter
Where Ziva’s
out rocking with her band or she’s got
a ping pong paddle in her hand She’ll
call you back when she can Nida’s
a potata Nida’s
a potita Nida’s
not at home Nida’s
sorry she missed ya Nida,
Nida sweet as apple cider No
she’ll, no she’ll call you back Has
anybody heard from little Peter
Bedford He’s
probably drinking tea and studying philosophy Leave
a message at the beep John
can’t answer John
can’t answer John
can’t answer Leave
him a message right now Sanaya,
Sanaya playing with her unicorn Sanaya,
Sanaya hard to get her on the horn
Sanaya, Sanaya
she will call you back for sure"
How bout scaring them with lies? Why,"not try just scaring them with truth? Lie
to them all you want But
the truth will come back to haunt you
Make shit up when there is proof Glenn
Beck, you’re one very evil man History
will judge your racist hand Bill
O’Reilly, it’s on your head If
this president winds up dead Fox
News may as well be killing him We
got a war we can’t afford We
got people in this country won’t insure Bigger
than natural disasters And
this is coming faster But,
oh you call Obama
a socialist Isn’t
that just code for some racial epithet? It’s
on the tip of your tongue Just
come out and say it Whatever
happened to the thought ‘Support the president no
matter what’? Oh
right, that’s only when you agree with him
I hope someday you feel remorse I really
do And
then I hope the weight, full weight of
your words crushes you I hope Rupert
Murdoch grows so rich That
no pleasure can reach the ditch That
he’s digging with every dollar that he’s abused
x2"
It is with a heavy heart I announce,"the sale of my long term ape, Salazar
Salazar. Most
of my early followers know me as this.
My kids know me as this ape. I
met my wife when I was this ape.
And had my first kid when I still
proudly wore this ape. It's
a part of me. I traveled around the
world with this ape in my pocket. We
went to the most luxurious hotels, the craziest
nightclubs, the most serene beaches. We
had it all. We
had it all. Unfortunately,
what BLUR
is doing to apes is frankly unacceptable. Since
the creation of blur, the ape floor has
tumbled from 85 eth down to.2 weeks ago.
Myself and 15 other high ranking ape members
gathered at the recent International
Ape Workshop
in Miami.
And on behalf of the community, we wrote
and delivered a notarized letter begging Pacman
to stop this nonsense at once. Me
and Salazar.
Me and Salazar.
We had it all. We
had it all. We
had it all. Oh.
As of today, March
28, Pac
man has refused to acknowledge our letter. I
have no choice but to sell my ape.
Retrieve some form of financial value before it
turns to zero. Before
it turns to zero. Thank
you to everyone in the Abe
family who's been sending me messages. I love
you all. I hope one day we meet
on the other side. Until
then, goodbye. Goodbye.
Goodbye. Goodbye.
Me and Salazar.
Me and Salazar.
We had it all. We
had it all. He
was a part of me. He
was a part of me. Goodbye."
Some nights I remember my dreams Some,"nights they wake me up I got through
periods that are so intense they shake me
up Why
am I being chased by somebody that I
can’t see? Don’t
they realize how tired I am? Some
nights I’m
writing my song Right
before I go to bed All
these ideas are rattlin’ around inside my head
Why do I wait until the end of
the day to write it? Don’t
I realize how tired I’ll
be? Ohhhh
oh Na
nan a nan a nan a Zee
zee zee zee za zee zee Zee
ba zee ba zoo ba zoo Ba
doo bad um ba doo How
tired I’ll
be I got nothing more to say, no
And I’m
too tired to keep Writing
this song"
When the sky starts falling like a ton,"of buckets When
the cards you're dealt make it clear you're
out of luck it's High
time that you maybe change your approach It
could be in your attitude or maybe it's
mostly in your head It
could be in your head It
could be all in your head Then
again, maybe not When
the games that you're playing start to bleed
into each other When
you feel like Mel
Gibson but you look like Danny
Glover When
the visions of your future start to make
you feel faint It
could be something she said it could be
something you ate From
a truck All
the food on the trucks Delicious
food on the trucks Then
again maybe not Curl
up tight Into
a little ball As
small as you can make yourself And
hold your breath until You
pass out And
when you're coming to The
first thought that you have is what you
should do When
the promise of the promise starts to get
a little rote And
you avoid sidewalks and you're jotting down notes
It could be high time that you get
out of dodge Or
at least grab a hammer and get unstuck
and dislodged Hit
your head Hit
your head again When
the titles of your movie are the most
interesting part And
you lead with your dick and follow with
your heart It
may be time for a cleaning it may
time to seek help Find
that 5 star shrink in your neighborhood yelp
all the reviews read them carefully and then
you will choose and live with your choice"
At the end of the day,"I’m too tired
To do anything
But watch TV
I think that’s how
They keep you down
You work so hard
And eventually
You collapse into yourself
On the couch into a puddle
And you don’t see yourself
Bewildered and befuddled
They say it’s the
Golden age of tv
I do the dishes
Put the kids to sleep
They’ll wake me up
Before sunrise
And then before I realize
What is happening
It starts all over again
I gotta make some money
Or else we all move in with my parents
Eat an orange
Eat some grapes
That’s desert
When I act my age
I can’t get sick
Cuz the doctor bill
Will bankrupt me
This is not a drill
My life is moving faster
Than I could ever foresee
I stare at the computer
And then I watch TV
There have always been stories
It’s what humans do
We sat in caves and told the tales
Of the sun and of the moon
Stories can make you work
For better world if we try
Stories can make you love or hate
And they can pacify"
Where am,"I
Where where am
I
Where am
I right now
Where am
I
Where where am
I
Where am
I right now
I in a room that
I haven't been before
Where am
I
Who's gonna walk in through that door
Where am
I right now
Where am
I
Where where am
I
Where am
I right now
Where am
I
Where where am
I
Where am
I right now
I sitting on the floor
I sitting on the floor
In a room
In a room
I sitting on the floor in the room
I wearing my sweatshirt because it's cold in the room
Where am
I
Where am
I
Where am
I
Do you know where
I am
Do you know where
I am
Will
I be able to upload this song
I don't know oh oh
I don't know where am
I
Where where am
I
Where am
I right now
Where am
I
Where where am
I
Where am
I right now
Where am
I
Where where am
I
Where am
I right now
Right now
Where am
I"
Limited space,"Limited days
Limited time
In a limited mind
Limited love
There will never be enough
Limited esteem
From my heart to my dreams
I’m stuck in this limited view
I can’t see the future so I don’t know what to do
Options are endless but my choices are few
It’s hard to know what’s true
Limited words
For me to write
Limited luck
Riding with me tonight
Limited will
To do what I should
Limited compassion
To do good
I am boxed in by my limited view
I can’t see the future so I don’t know what to do
Options are endless but my choices are few
At least it’s the same for you
Limited life
Taking limited chances
Asking limitedly
To get limited answers
Limited blood
In a limited vein
Limited neurons
In your brain"
Take a left,"At your ribcage
Roundabout
At your heart
Follow veins
Into fingers
Circle back
To the start
Your lungs
Fill with water
Hydrating the trees
Your ears
sprout good luck
Your gut thick
With disease
That’s the map of you
Drill down
Into your thighbone
In the marrow
And the dust
Hair follicles
On fire
Brains of chrome
To rust
Through your
belly button
Find the thread
and pull it through
Tie it to the ceiling fan
whirly gig
Of you"
Someday all your teeth are gonna fall out,"Someday all your teeth are gonna fall out
Someday your teeth will fall out you'll fall
down scream and shout Baby
darling honey Someday
you'll come cry to Someday
you come cry to me again Someday
you'll come cryin to me but I won't
look at you and see my baby my
darling my honey I don't think that you
know just what you are getting into I
don't think that you know what you buy
Someday you'll come crying to my baby Sometimes
you'll come crying to me honey Someday
you'll come crying and I won't be trying
to call you honey baby darling Someday
you'll come tell me all your truth Someday
you'll come tell me all your truth Someday
you'll come tell me your truth and I'll
say look at your tooth tooth teeth Darling
baby honey Someday
your guitar will be in tune Someday
your guitar will be in tune Someday
your guitar will be in tune and that
can't come too soon Darling
baby I don't think you know just what
you're doing I don't think you know just
who you're screwing darling oh don't look good
torso to mouth Baby
my darling my baby and my honey Someday
I'll know how to play the drums Someday
I'll know how to play the drum Someday
I'll play all the drums and you'll sit
there just toodling thumbs Darling
baby honey Darling
baby honey"
Are there signs of intelligent cats,"Outside our solar system
Are there puppies made of quinoa
Somewhere out there
On an exoplanet
Is there a flight getting cancelled
Due to rain
Are there zombies taking photographs
On a zombie moon
Eating spam and singing hey
We are zombie photographers
We’re not afraid of the Flatwoods monster
Are there signs of intelligent cats
Outside our solar system
Are there puppies made of quinoa
Somewhere out there
Lyric help on twitter from"
Grandpa galactic got a tattoo,"And fainted as it happened
It’s a lighthouse in Fairfield
Long Island sound near the Atlantic
They gave him Coca Cola and water right after
And he was fine, yeah he was fine
Reminds me of the time I passed out giving blood
Yeah it reminds me of the time
Passing out is so weird
When your unconscious just takes over
When you are in the room
Then suddenly you’re nowhere
And now I can’t give blood"
I'm like light in that I hate the night,"I'm a wave and a particle
And you're like water you're a captains daughter  
And your ship is a barnacle
And we're two ships heading for shore
But now I'm mixing my metaphors
But don't give up                                                                                                                                                                                                                            You love me in your way, 
and in my way too, there's hope 
And don't give up, we can do it overstayed
And clean the closet out, and we can clean it out
Well we'll cross that bridge, and I just adjust a smidge
But who can say we're not to be 
For now come here and kiss me if my dear 
Try to love all of me 
Cause bad things lead to good 
Or at least they should 
And don't give up, 
you can love me in your way
And in my way too, 
there's hope 
And don't give up, 
we can do it overstayed And clean the closet out 
Clean it out, out 
Clean it out, out 
Clean it out, out
Clean it out, out"
Skyward turning,"Dead leaves burning
Little worm worming away
Apple tree falls
Old Chevy stalled
In the parking lot of the mall today
It's so warm outside
That my skin turns to juice
I was solid matter
Now I am cut loose
Change in my pocket
Got some trash I gotta hock it
Try it don't you knock it oh no
I put on my suntan lotion
I set the wheels in motion
I laid out the ocean down low"
One two people,"Free drinks are awesome
They're not free
They are to me
Who said that
Who said that
Who said that
Last flights at 4 last calls at 2
Where the fuck is everyone at noon on a
Friday
Free drinks are awesome
They're not free
They are to me
Who said that
Who said that
Who said that
Last flight to 4 last calls at 2
Where the fuck is
Arab on it on a
Friday
On a
Friday
Do we have the water for that job
Of course we do
Do you have a for that
What the hell
Where's the contract
Mucho water is the middle and pain saber
Don't just be recording recording recording
We're getting tipsy
We're getting pissed
Free drinks are awesome
Thanks
Matt
For this
For this
Free drinks are awesome
They're not free
Art of
Who said that
Who said that
Who said that
Last fight
The four last calls at two
Where the fuck is everyone at noon on
Friday
On a
Friday
On a
Friday
And when's my husband coming home
Cr"
There’s nothing I can do to stop this,"First step admit that I am powerless
Radiating waves of anxiety
Struggle and I strain and when I break I break mightily
And the internet is down
I don’t know what to do
I should read a book
But I want to hear from you
I’m just a rock that’s been gathering moss
Just an NPC on the way to the boss
I been lost in a fallacy call the sunk cost
Just a race with myself that I’ve already lost
I’ve been reading about quantum stuff
There are many many worlds but how much is enough
Light is a particle and light is a wave
But we’re quantum entangled with all our mistakes
BoJack Horseman is a really good show
If Netflix called me I wouldn’t say no
If Netflix called me I’d pick up the phone
And I really really hate picking up my phone"
Damn Gonna,"write my song first thing in the morning
make it up as I go along Cause
sometimes that's what you gotta do well first
thing in the morning it's not entirely true
First I took a great big poop and
then I went for a run first thing
in the morn Gonna
write my song first thing in the morning
Gonna write my song I ran all around
the neighborhood I didn't really know where I
was going I ran and I ran I
ran up the hill and down the hill
again and then I took a shower I
listened to the History
of Rome
podcast I really like that one First
thing in the morning first thing in the
morning first thing in the morn first thing
oh yesterday I waited until it was too
late this morning I'm
not gonna let that happen again happen happen
again happen again But
really what's the difference I'm
doing it when I'm
too tired and doing it when I wake
up first thing in the morning in the
morning first thing in the morning first thing
in the morning first thing in the morning
Tea time in the morning"
I carry in the groceries,"I take out the trash
I install the ACs
I give the kids a bath
I do the dishes
Empty the dishwasher
I write my song
I’m a husband and father
And the days they roll
And I’m high and low
And I’m fast and slow
And I don’t let go
Take the boy to karate
Take the girl to the park
Get down in the back yard
Hear the neighbor dog bark
I go to meetings
Record a podcast
I write my song
I guess I’m having a blast"
I was wan der ing in a giant hall,"Waiting to go on stage or something
I was writ ing a song in my head
Now I’ve lost it now I’ve lost it
I know that the song used 1 4 5
And that it had something to do
With the song The Humpty Dance
By the Digital underground
My wife and I went downtown
To complete a carseat training
And by the time we got back
I couldn’t remember any other part of the
Dream that I had last night where I wrote
really great song
And then I woke up inside the dream
But I lost it and I lost it and I lost its"
The old mailman who lost his job Is,"on the hunt for something new and the
meat grinder it picks you up and it
puts you into mulligan still and they say
all the words that are in their heart
they're torn apart Torn
apart by the sun Torn
apart Torn
apart by a great big black hole at
the center of the universe the baker bakes
a baker's dozen of all the things that
he doesn't want but he does it anyway
for me and the gophers and the fox
and the donkeys and the gorillas too they
all broken out of the zoo and anyway
the trees communicate through pheromones and anyway Even
the tre know they're not alone and neither
are you Neither
are you Neither
are you I say today Neither
are you I spit it into your face
I take you under the covers and twist
and turn and look away and I say
ooh neither are you and the gravity and
time and space they're all the same and
in the center of the earth There's
a great big magnet Pulling
my brain Pulling
it away Pulling
it away pulling it away"
This couch was the main character,"On twitter
For a whole day
We are losing our minds
Whole plot undefined
broken ballet
Don’t you think you deserve a break
We’re much more than our worst mistake
Everyday I’m a little more sure
That they human race
Is just a tiny little blur
On the cosmic scene
From whence we came
And as fast as we arrive
We’ll be gone again
This couch was the main character
Down the corridor
Of screaming into the void
What could this all mean to me
Semiotically
I’m mostly annoyed
Crack us open and pour one out
For the existentially dubious couch"
I was gonna make a joke but,"I saw the look on your face then
Your mother came in the room
And moved us down to the basement
We made out on the couch
Under shirt but over bra
I didn't know what else to do
The most beautiful thing girl I ever saw
At a Christmas party
Alone upstairs
You put your hands
Down my pants
I wanna have sex
I wanna have sex
We been working in the dark room
Suddenly you look at me
Before I know I'm on the ground
You've knocked me down and I can't get free
Later on in the dining hall
I can't even look your way
I don't know who you think you are
But there's nothing left to say
Upstairs in the math room
You're on top of me
You're taking me to prom
I’m gonna go and I wanna
I wanna have sex
I wanna have sex
I hope I have sex before i die
I’m like a little bird learning to fly
I'm writing letters to you
You're telling me what you want to do
What you wanna do
The time is drawing closer, I anticipate
The sound of your breath on me, I cannot wait
Your dad drops you off
If he knew he'd strangle me to death
I said he’d strangle me to death
Now you're lying in your underwear
I happy? I can't quite tell
i kinda want to do it again
Do it until we both start to swell
Now you are my girlfriend
First real one I ever had
I wait in my car outside your house
I don't want to see your dad
Downstairs in the bathroom
We do it so quickly
They're downstairs waiting for us
But I wanna do it again, I wanna
I wanna have sex
I wanna have sex
Wanna have sex
I wanna have sex
Wanna have sex"
I’m tired of all this,"I gotta make an escape
I’m a saber toothed tiger
In the times of apes
Whether it snows
Or whether it rains
I’ll be on the clouds
That look like trains
On the furthest shore
That we ever saw
There was a perfect place
Full of sweet papaya
And I’ll get there
I’ll ignore the pain
I’ll ride the clouds
That look like trains
Every song must end
Every ride must stop
And it’ll be sudden
It’ll never be enough
So take the lesson
Flush it down the drain
Then hop on the clouds
That look like trains
That look like trains
That look like trains"
King of the podcast and mediation He,"lived in Sarasota
till he moved to Austin
He used to worry about money but now
he knows better than he doesn't like to
fly and who could blame him he does
the paleolithic diet because it works for him
he does a bunch of podcast and you
should listen to them with gruber siracusa arment
and merlin man dan motherfucking benjamin he doesn't
care if you swear but he's conscious of
the itunes ranking dan i wrote this song
to let you know that i'm a fan
i look forward every week to the time
that i'll be listening"
Come take a walk with me,"I’ll bring you home, I’ll bring you home
What you cannot see
Flesh and bone, your flesh and bone
I’m tired all the time
Then I can’t sleep and I can’t sleep
Hear the whistle and the whine
Come and take a walk with me
Who was at the door
Beazulbub, beazlebub
With an offer you can’t ignore
We’ve come undone, we’ve come undone"
Break down in the chain of command,"We’re all eating fish and the captain’s eating sand
I hear the wind blow
I hear the cannon go
Boom boom
Boom boom
Does anyone know how to save us?
Does anyone even care?
Does anyone know how to save us?
Is anyone even there?
(Is anyone even there?)
Is anyone there?
(Is anyone, is anyone, is anyone there)
Up swims a mermaid of time
She’s made up of woman
She’s made up her mind
The ship is pulled down
As the waves pound
Boom boom
Boom boom
Does anyone know how to save us?
Does anyone even care?
Does anyone know how to save us?
Is anyone even there?
(Is anyone even there?)
Is anyone there?
(Is anyone, is anyone, is anyone there)"
If it were a food they would be,"allergic When
it’s on life support they straight up murder
it They
would rather kill than let a little bit
slip And
not a day goes by When
they don’t Lie
and lie and lie and lie and lie
and lie and lie They
wouldn’t know it if it smacked em in
the face They
don’t have the guts or vocabulary They
drowned it in the bath with their bare
hands They
don’t even have to try They
just"
There once was a boy,"Who loved a girl
He pushed her on the swing set
He picked her flowers
And he sang her songs
But still
She wouldn’t let him kiss her
Then he kissed her
The he kissed her
And he kissed her
And her kissed her"
Today is the longest day,"I biked about 20 miles 100 degree heat
And now
I'm very tired
Gonna go right to sleep
My body is on fire
Road runner meep beep beep
My body's wiley coyote
Now
I'm gonna go to bed right"
While I am troubleshooting this I would love,"for everyone to go troubleshooting this I would
love for everyone to go and troubleshooting this
I would love for everyone to go and
troubleshooting this For
cheese Happy
sunshine mashed potatoes I want chicken Chi
Chi Chi
Cheese Five
years Oh
Cheese Oh
oh Cheese
Oh oh Cheese
Oh oh oh This
is awesome Oh
oh Awesome
O O
Awesome O
Sweet dreams are made of cheese Pizza's
good too I like where this is going
Yeah Fun
Yes Cheese
Kill the audio box with fire With
fire With
the death too out of your problems Lactose
intolerant people I am so sorry Give
me that chance Give
me that I got carried away We
all love a good token smart song Cheddar
Ch Cheddar
blue cheese Better
way says cheese emoji Randolph
has cheese Token
Smart with extra cheese Death
to audio Destiny
Audio problems Death
to audio Audio
problems Cheddar
two letter won't go out for days Cheese
is life five yes Oh
Death to audio Audio
problems Death
to audio To
audio problem Death
to audio gift of cheddar cheese Audio
problem don't deserve to live Two
emoji with the tongue sticking out M
and gruyere That
almost rhymes Cheddar
is money given now spend some of your
cheddar on that please Rizzle
says death to adio Pablo's
Rizzle says death to audio O
Rizzle says death to audio problems Rizzle
since death due to audio Oh
oh I I O
I O
I I I O
Lots of gifts of cheesy things All
up in the discord of token smart Oh
Lots of gifts of chees Cheesy
things Cat
with heart eyes Clap
clap clap Cheesesteak
cookies High
cheese is the best Gifts
of cats with cheese on their faces Death
death death The
only thing we love more than cheese is
gifts The
only thing is fondue Drizzle
says death Jupiter
problems Drizzle
says death Mar
Oh I love milk Cheese
is live Honey
money Oh
Cheese is diet Mommy
O oh yeah Yay
The little kitten says lol And
Elmo's on fire And
Ernie's got condoms on his ears So
fire So
fire Dad
to audio to body Death
to audio Lmao
Give me cheese Oh
give me death to audio Death
to audio Vibe
check Vibe
check Death
to high pain I want some lemonade make
she's great again Costumes
on the ears That's
what it looked like to me Oh
Death to audio To
audio Problems
to audio Death
to audio Problems
to audio I'm
vitamin make cheese lemonade when life gives you
rotten cheese you make cheese lemonade So
much cheese And
some sriracha Some
cheese and some sriracha Me
vibin big time wenrizzle coins You
make nachos You
make nachos Love
the song So
dope Stuff
that cheese in your face Stuff
that cheese in your face with jalapeno with
jalapeno in your Jesus
Jesus in your face I sit down two
audio O
O2 audio Yeah
that's it Oh
my Lord
I have to turn on the fan"
Listen to my stuffy nose,"It’ll make you go running down the roads
When I talk and when I sing
I can feel my skull a rattling
It hurts
It hurts
It doesn’t feel good
I don’t like this sickness
I don’t think anyone could
If you could feel my aching bones
And the vice grip on my head
It would start out in your throat
And quickly it would spread
It hurts
It hurts
It doesn’t feel good
I don’t like this sickness
I don’t think anyone could
Why am I even bothering
To write a bridge
It’s all because of you
Watching me sing all sick
I’m here to entertain you
Even when i’m down the drain you
Expect me to be here
Singing for my food
I can’t stop sneezing
And the snot is off the chain
Every single part of me
Is in some kind of pain
Yes"
Billy The Mime makes the mundane pain,"of everyday life so arresting
In the death, in the death and in the dark, dark places
Makes us laugh uncomfortable watching lines that he traces
Billy The Mime is Steven Banks
He's not famous it's a conscious choice
He's thought a lot about celebrity
Famous is not something Steven Banks wants to be
But I watched his special on Showtime
It came out in 1989
I watched it here on YouTube
I'll put a link in the description
Steven Banks is Billy The Mime
I saw his show last night and it blew my mind
People were laughing and I laughed too
But there was something raw and beautiful there
Steven Banks won an Emmy once
For an episode he wrote of SpongeBob
Billy The Mime was in The Aristocrats
These are the things you may recognize
Billy The Mime breaks it down
And so I saw the ways that we're all the same
Most of the time I can't hold that in my mind
But I did last night thanks to Billy the mime"
Brian Kemp should be thrown jail,"And if his voter suppression fails
I hope that’s exactly what they do
He probably stole those power cords
And he would win the award
For candidate most like to make me puke
The fact he didn’t recuse himself
Really frankly just freaks me out
That’s banana republic shit, are we on drugs
If Stacey Abrams defeats his ploy
I hope that we all get to enjoy
Watching his sorry ass get dragged before a judge
Lock him up
Make him pay
For the crime
Of trying to take a fundamental right away
Lock him up
He can’t show
That these fascists tactics
Will prevail in the end you know"
I know I’ve seen your face before,"It’s just that I can’t remember where
Was it in a magazine or book
Or maybe at the renaissance fair
Planting trees in the garden
Reciting verses from the bible
I never forget a face you know
An instinct for survival
All in all it’s served me well
I walk these streets fancy free
I don’t touch any one
And nobody touches me
Once I’ve seen it in your eyes
The time and place you’re gonna die
It’s burned and etched into my mind
And i’m never gonna tell you
All the things that people need
None of it interests me
But your face is a mystery
On the tip of my brain
Stand right here in the light
Turn your body side to side
Hold your finger to your temple
So that they’re aligned
What brought you here tonight
Was it shelter from the rain
If we eliminate the impossible
The truth is all that will remain
Once I’ve seen it in your eyes
The time and place you’re gonna die
It’s burned and etched into my mind
And i’m never gonna tell you
Abscess tooth or gangrene
Cancer or heart disease
Terrorist or shark attack
Low probability
But it is a mystery
Because your face is just a face
As if my mind was opened up
And suddenly erased
And once you walk out of here
On to the slick sidewalk
You may get hit by a bus
Or your hear might stop
But I’ll simply never know
And that makes me so
Upset that I have to go
I wasn’t gonna tell you"
Don’t look know,"But here he comes
He’s gonna throw you into the back of his van
He don’t feel pity cuz his heart is numb
He’s a Summertime Murder Man
He comes when you're looking for a bite to eat
He'll sweep you up right off your feet
Maybe you're lying out getting a tan
He's the Summertime Murder Man
No one can resist his charms
Eyes just like a snake
He'll ask to bum a cigarette
And that'll be your last mistake
Baseball diamond football field
Don't stop or slow or look or yield
He's always got some nefarious plan
He's the Summertime Murder Man
His only friend's a bottle of bleach
He'll stalk you down along the beach
He's so excited he can barely stand
He's the Summertime Murder Man
His momma told him that he was unique
But he always felt more like a freak
He killed her with a frying pan
He's the Summertime Murder Man
When they catch him, he's sure to hang
But it won't mean, uh mean anythang
He will end just as he began
He's the Summertime Murder Man
No one can resist his charms
Eyes just like a snake
He'll ask to bum a cigarette
And that'll be you’re your first and last mistake
Ohhhh"
The night climbs in the window,"Early as a sparrow
Darker than a shadow
Deader than a ghost
The night climbs in the window
Sleepy as a cobweb
Quiet like a question
silent toast
Why you gotta go being so over thinker
Every little thought doesn’t got to be a
on the brink-er
And when you say to me
That you think that you’re alone in this
I say you’re crazy
Your hands balled up in fist
Ready to fight
The night climbs in the window
Heavy as the baggage
You carry and just as nasty
It’s all you got
The night climbs in the window
Smelling just like a werewolf
Trying to convince you that you’re something
That you’re not
Why you gotta go being so over thinker
Every little thought doesn’t got to be a
on the brink-er
And when you say to me
That you think that you’re alone in this
I say you’re crazy
Your hands balled up in fist
Ready to fight
The night climbs in the window
And you’re already naked
Bathing in your free will
Until you’re clean
The night climbs in the window
Like some genius lunatic
And you haven’t the slightest
What it means"
I didn’t ask to be born,"I didn’t ask for any of this
When I heard my father call my name
And I saw he had been betrayed
I lost it
I had to fight
I had no choice but to kill my brothers
I lost it
All day and night
I took their lives
And then I took their powers"
"It's a cold and windy, it's a cold","and windy, it's a cold and windy outside
right now, I don't want to go outside,
I don't want to go but I have
to"
I’m in the land of my birth,"I know these trees and I know this earth
I know these streets and grass and parks
I drive around til it gets dark
I threw some rocks into the brook
Read the words in the holy book
Then I drove 3 hours far
And drove some more til it got dark
Every blade of grass every gas station
Every inch holds a memory
But I feel like an alien
In a dream
I looked at places long forgot
Snapping pictures in the parking lot
Felt a pang and I felt a spark
I drove around til it got dark
Sure there’s a lot that’s changed
Signs and people rearranged
But the body knows where you are
I drove and drove til it got dark
Finally after a long
Time I had to come write this song
So I picked up my guitar
Doing my song long after dark"
Spells of Genesis and Pepe’s Rare,"You can’t get these just anywhere
Own a piece of history
Imprinted indelibly
On the blockchain
As good as it gets
Gold Dust and Wall Street Bets
You’re gonna feel
10 feet tall
The memes are dank
And the dust will fall
All around your life there is gold dust
There is magic inside all of us
It will live until time does end
And we’re all just dust in the wind"
Down the street,"Sun is sinking low
You won’t go to sleep
There’s places you want to go
Underneath the tunnel
And into the hallway
I know you understand me
And I hear the words you say
Step out of the subway
It was a bumpy ride
You take in the city
Eyes curious and wide
The man at the bodega
He gives you a wink
You point to the sky
Turning gold and pink
I’ve got lots of love
And songs that I sing
I haven’t got much
But please take everything
Change the only constant
Time stretches as you go
I’m not sure of much
But I’ll teach you all I know
step and a wave
point and a word
Springtime is a blooming
You make yourself heard
I love to see your face
First thing in the the morn
Sleepy smiling baby
Every day since you were born"
Balloon o,"Balloon o
In the sky
Balloon out
Balloon out
You make me cry
You just floating there in the air
Like you just don't care
But little balloon balloon balloon
I know you got a lot to say
Floating there just like you do every day
I know you know what
I'm talking about
What
I'm talking about uh oh
Balloon balloon
You got it right
You go at night"
"Fukushima, Syria","and Miley
Cyrus' Tongue
) Looks
like we're going to war again Looks
like we're going to war Looks
like we're going to war again Syria
here come the bombs You
don't think that we do this just for
fun, do you? Something
has to be done Now
look at Miley
Cyrus' tongue Miley
Cyrus' tongue Sticking
out so fleshy and pink Miley
Cyrus' tongue You're
stupefied and you can't think Looks
like the radiation will leak into the water
Looks like it will Fukishima
is worse than we thought And
no one knows what to do The
worst seems yet to come You
don't think that we should do something about
it, do you? Radiation
by the ton Now
look at Miley
Cyrus' tongue Seems
like a good time for the president to
get a dog He
got a dog This
time seems like a good time for the
president to get a new dog Syria
here comes the bombs Radiation
by the ton Pay
no attention To
anything 'cept Miley
Cyrus' tongue"
Out in the rain and the freezing cold and sleet,"My dad and I took a Journey
Our hearts all beat in the frozen northeast
We’ll win New Hampshire for Bernie
Some declare victory premature
With rhetoric that’s concerning
But our hearts are pure and we’ll cut to the core
We’ll win New Hampshire for Bernie
Many don’t know who they’ll vote for
Yeah they’re still discerning
We’re a door knock away from bringing them our way
We’ll win New Hampshire for Bernie
It’s warmer in Antarctica than in New York
Goddammit the planet is burning
Put on some gloves and feel the love
We’ll win New Hampshire for Bernie
The cold wind is blowing, the ground is frozen
If I fall, someone please call a gurney
But we all forge ahead, our hearts beat red
We’ll win New Hampshire for Bernie"
You can't win them all,"Oh and my heart is over full
Oh
And
I don't know what
I'm doing
Most of the time anyway
Lay down on the run
Oh and give yourself some love
A hug
Cause you're not the choices you make
You are so much more
You are so much more than that
Hey little darling
See the way that the world breaks up for me and you
We just gotta keep on going
Where we are going to today
Look at the seashell
The way it yells when we do yell
My friends
I don't think
I could say it any plainer than
I have
I've got no ideas or fans
I'm just here to tell you what
I think
What
I think
What
I think
Would
I"
So you got rugged,"You got rugged by Friendsies
Your degenerate bagsies
Overflowing and useless
If you buy NFTs
With expectation of profit
Then more often than not it
Is gonna turn out this way
But nonetheless
I say fuck those fuckin’ friendsies
What a great dumb mess
They have left behind
Not so friendly after all
When the final curtain falls
We’ll still be here, having fun
Turns out they weren’t so friendly
But it’s better this way anon
Cuz this is not the ending
We go together and the road is long"
You cannot have a debate with a guy,"who's never had a real job or a
real boss to answer to Posting
liberal crap on social media writing a song
a day playing video games is not a
career No
no How
about instead of song a day you go
to work a day fight traffic deal with
high stress situation have a boss to answer
to and come home exhausted like a real
hard working adult man Or
we could just dress up like Mario
Oh we could just dress up like Mario
Just dress up like Mario
Mario We
could just dress up like Mario
Mama Mario
O it"
I can't keep up with myself Bom,"bom bom bom Ba
ba ba Too
many ideas on the shelf Bum
bum bum bum bum bum bum bum No
matter what I do No
matter what say Bom
bom bom bom bom bom bom bom It'll
never be enough for my day Bum
bum bum bum bum bum I said don't
look out for the one time you get
what you want then you start crying But
you won't make it out of here alive
At least not with both of your eyes
singing Look
out now we're coming to the big ass
bird that I told you we would hit
eventually Don't
look at you you won't look at me
Last time Now"
I did what I was told,"Never been one to rock the boat
Push this, carry that
Space and time were flat
Down here, down here
Where it’s constant change
One day I woke up
And I wanted to see the sky above
I heard tales that I wondered about
I wanted to see for myself
Up there, up there
Where it’s constant change
I passed friends working hard
I passed piles of larvae large
I passed the queen so out of touch
I passed soldiers on their watch
Down here, down here
Where it’s constant change
When the sky came into view
I was faced with incontrovertible proof
I turned around and went back down
The memory lives in me now
Down here, down here
Where it’s constant change
I still do what I am told
But now something inside me grows
Light as a feather 10 million tons
The power of 10 billion suns
Down here, down here
Where it’s constant change"
then you posted about it,"you thought somehow that meant you won
then it was reinstated
if this were star wars you'd be the death star
if it were lord of the rings you live in modor
if this were the smurfs you'd be gargamel
if this were harry potter you'd be voldermort
you can mess around with my website name
it's rock cookie bottom bitch
what does MG stand for anyway?
Or is it just your sissy pen name"
What would you do f I said I was tired,"Call me names and put me in a bed
Broken and unopened drained uninspired
Every kind of streak has got to end
Flipping on a switch
With the lights turned on
Landing in the ditch
Where the flies buzz on
Give a little bit
And give a little more
Nothing left
That wasn't there before
Hold up your hand and make the Vulcan sign
Where did your life go where did it go
Captain Kirk made water into wine
Kobeashu maru and blow by blow
Little did he know
what the future held
All aglow
With the mind mind meld
Did he get tired
And did he sleep
I'm so tired
just let me be"
The moon fits,"The sun slips
The hush hits
In the eclipse
The Blue lips
Unclench your fist
As we witness
Oh the eclipse
The night kiss
The sky rips
The darkness
Of the eclipse
Tie your wrists
The feeling hits
Your gonna miss
The eclipse
No quick fix
For sailing ships
Lost in the drips
Of the eclipse
The war is
With rocks and sticks
Like he predicts
With the eclipse
The pain inflicts
In the abyss
The river Styx
Of the eclipse
We can convince
The subtle prince
Who’s bearing gifts
For the eclipse
Don’t contradict
Stevie Nicks
Or MI6
For the eclipse
Get equipped
With Chains and whips
That’s hers and his
In the eclipse
Read hieroglyphs
And reminisce
Of benefits
Of the eclipse
Apes and chimps
And will o wisps
Among eucalypts
In the eclipse"
When you take away your house,"When you take away your car
When you strip away the part of you can’t hear your heart
When you take away your phone
When you take away your songs
Then what’s left that you can count on
Cuz everyone that cares about you is standing right here"
You don’t have to fly,"To London or Dubai
To have a meeting
You don’t have to go
All the way to Mexico to get it done
With Cisco Telepresence
You’ll be making big decisions from afar
You can see a customer
Who you’ve never seen before
Bring internal teams together
Faster than a change in weather
Increasing productivity to the nth degree
With Cisco Telepresence
Cisco-ooooooo
Tele-eeeeeee
Presence-eeeee
Oh-Ohhhhhhh
Cisco Telepresence"
I just got off the plane ,"I got meetings all damn day 
There's a lot of things 
That 
I should write about 
But 
I don't have the time"
Liana Conyers Jess Carr,"Sara Plunkett Leah Swan
brian bauer Jonathan Mann
Valerie Suzanne
Fumilayo Richard Kuta
Sarah Jey Whitehead
Sam hughes C.J Selzer
Allison Grinstead
Joseph Fisher Katie Jean
Alex Samets Joey Hobson
Liz Higgins Alexa Hart
Lillie Walsh KJ Swanson
Aaron Roth Katelyn Krause
Casey Shreiner Greg John
Sarah Dabby  Lex Friedman
Sam Douglass Mary Bond
Gunther Richard Allen
Tommy Wallach Laura Bergmann
Tom Dexter Cheston Gasik
Mary Higgens Lillian Kortlandt
Mark Bergman Bradley Madsen
Bobby Keniston
Erin E. Lyman Natalie Simons
Claire Aaronson
Todd Courson Sean Fallon
Gillian Masland
Sheryl Foxman Peter Velez
Aaron David Gleason
Ben Mayock Oliver
Anna Jones Dwayne Moser
Tooba Michi Matt Streit
Stephanie Berger
Catherine Herrick
Ken Marhu Eric Von Hula
Alycin Bektesh Arielle Roberts
Mira Stroika
Gretchen Lohse Meggan Ward
Vanessa Lauria
Kristy Phinney Tom Wiehl
Carishma Mehta
Kaarin Lanyi Akari
Eva Holiday
Mark Knight Kate Barush
Mike Metivier
Danny Sokal Kelly Gaitten
Kristen Lucas Danny ledonne
Marcia Sarah Peter Dizozza
Jonny KreuzEdd Zarsky
Pam Steele Henry Crouch
Leila Sevigny
Iesha Sarah Brown
Travis Langworthy
Georgia Siegchrist Sibyl O'Malley
Audra Jeremy Scoville Doe
Abigail Summar Jessica Martell
Nir Kunwar Dave Nicoll
Baily Math Tiff Nay
Shasieh Ania Hess
Robert Welkner Kathleen Sanders
Francisco Gonzalez
Cathy Michelle Hogle
AJ Bradley Rose
Illana Gauss Kristin
Jana Simonstone
Seana Lyn Leah Diane
Jessican Davanzo
Julie Larah Moore
Erin Tomasello
Cara Simone Andrea Cottin
Michael Chap Resnick
Megan Schubert Leah Sherman
Courtney Poole Phoebe Titus
Melanie O'Donnell Holli Danielle
Stephanie Suzanne Brendle
Liana Lewis Tanya Bershadsky
Dustin Jeux Janovsky
Jacco Martha
Terry Furry Nelly Hernandez
Sara VJudith Mann
Helena Mark Alvarez"
Put me underneath a blanket,"Tell me another story
Make it a scary one
I can take it
But
I wouldn't worry
I got calluses on my finger the size of
Timbuktu
And
I'm coming for you
And
I'm coming for you
I'm coming for you
It's snowing in
Connecticut in the month of
May
All of the birds
Are hiding in misery
And now inside inside inside
I'm inside
I'm coming for you
Coming for you
What is happiness
When is the cry
When there's the
Coming for you
Coming for"
Change is always possible,"Reality is modular
Consensus in the broadest sense
Good neighbors need good fences
We deeply regret the error
Whatever you think is more than fair
We’re reviewing our internal systems
I think we’ve reached consensus"
This is one of those nights when ,"I'm already tired before I go out 
My energy level's low and 
I don't know what that's all about 
A night on the town, a town in the night
I keep my eyes open, I put up a fight 
Well this is one of those nights 
when I'm crazy for you, you're crazy for me 
It's unseasonably warm in the slightly 
less than full moon breeze 
A night on the town, a town in the night 
I rock em and sock em, I keep my chain tight 
This is one of those nights 
when I'm satisfied early and the rest is just cake 
The streets aren't alive or dead, they're just in the middle 
and I'm barely awake 
A night on the town, a town in the night 
Civilization, it's flying okay, it's flying okay"
Two little kitties are looking for adventure Out,"all along the Plotted
Plain They
climb a mountain and they cross a river
And huddle close when it starts to rain
Ooh they huddle close when it starts to
rain Well
I'm a kitty and I'm
not afraid to tell you How
I feel in my heart of hearts Lightening
rain for a thousand years But
I know our love will keep us warm
I know our love will keep us warm
I know our love will keep us warm
And then the sun comes out and it
is glorious The
kitties they find a seed that's so mysterious
The kitties raise her little kitty family And
all the while the seed does grow Into
a giant dandelion and a smile D
own on them as they look up from
below As
they look up from below It
smiles they look up from below And
they say Na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-kitty na-na-na-na-na Na-na-kitty
na-na-na-na-na-na No,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, oh,
kitty, I love you."
we're jews but we don't care about money,"we'd rather dress up like bunnies
than be some corporate whore
we're jews, we'll never get real jobs
though i makes our mothers sob
we'll always be kinda poor
no doctor, no lawyer
no anesthesiologist
no broker no accountant
no chin scratching psychologist
we're jews that do what they love
damn the consequences
like we can't pay the rent
we're jews without pertinence or discipline
no white picket fences
we're incompetent
we're jews with 13 expensive years
of higher education between us
and no steady work in sight
we're jews to whom money is a minor annoyance
something fleeting and impermanent
not worth a sleepless night"
David,"Draiman
I think you're confused about my identity
You think that
Daniel
Cannon is the same person as me
We don't look alike
No no
Our music is very different too
We both love video games
Yeah
Yeah
And we both know this dud
David
Draiman
I don't like your music and
I don't think you like mine
But you know that
I do respect you
You've been at this a really long time
And we're both
Jews
Yeah
Yeah
We both got cute kids
Whoa
We got a lot more in common than differences
So
I'm
Jonathan
Mack and this is
Denim
Ok
I am
Jonathan man
Just so you know
David
Draiman
I'm
Jonathan man and this is
Denim
Oh
I'm
Jonathan man
Just so as you know
David
Draiman
Yeah"
These are wholly different,"They're mostly water
Smaller than the monsters and drier than the tiny wings
Seems like they have free will
At least as much as
I have
But they don't seem to see me
I must get their attention"
my brain isn’t working today,"Feels like I am walking through fog
Feels like I’m forgetting 10,000 things
Uuughhhh
my brain isn’t working today
I am lost up in the clouds
I will do just a few things
Ugggggghhh"
It was cold and now it's hot Good,"luck trying to be something you're not Was
cold now it's hotter than hell Tell
me a secret I will never tell I
don't know what I'm
saying I don't know what I'm
doing I don't know what I'm
knowing anymore Put
on a hat and take it off again
You can't be anyone but where you've been
Drink four cups of coffee a day Half
a mile between what you think and what
you say Half
a mile between what you think and what
you say I don't know what I'm
saying And
I don't know what I'm
doing And
I don't know what I'm
knowing anymore Put
a bum bum bum in the bum bum
bum dance again on the tightest move Take
a picture take a picture It'll
last longer Work
out and you get much stronger and you
Work out and you get much stronger and
I don't no no no no no no
no no"
Oh no I'm,"really tired again oh no I got awaken
too early too early too early today oh
no there's gonna be a dumb so oh
no cause I don't got it going on
today today I don't got it going on
today you might think that after all this
time I could make it happen on a
dime but sometimes I'm
just way too t to even think sometimes
I'm way too tired so I just don't
think oh no look at what I'm
doing oh no I'm
going and I'm
screwing it up uh oh it all up
uh oh I'm
screwing it all up oh no I'm
way too tired for this oh no I
don't think that I could do it I
can't do anything oh but I've
already done too much today oh no oh
no oh no oh no no oh no
oh no no oh no oh no oh
no no no oh"
Babies,"Babies are little
Babies are little
Little and small
Babies are little and small
They're so small
And little babies have little hands
Babies have little feet
I know some little babies that
I'd really like to meet
Little little babies
Talking about little little babies
I love my little baby
I love my little baby
I love my little baby
My little baby
I love my little baby
They got little eyes
They got little ears
They got little dreams
And they got little fears that seem so big
But they're just a little baby
Baby
I love my little baby
She's a little person
Yes she is
She is mine and yours
Good night"
We got a phone call and we said yes,"We had no idea what to expect
No time to wonder, coz in one week
We met Poetry Zen Musiq
Hugs, crawls, toddle and walk
The playscape of the Meridian Mall
The sweetest baby you ever did see
We met Poetry Zen Musiq
Poetry Zen, Zen Musiq
You love the moon and things that go beep
Scared of alarms and you love to eat
Poetry Zen, Zen Musiq
You got two parents who love you so
And seven siblings who will watch you grow
The people who love you are many
Little Poetry Zen Musiq
Jupiter cuddles your sleepy head
Pip’s does flips with you for throw on bed
All together for hide and seek
For Poetry, Zen Musiq
We will love and care for you
We will go anywhere for you
To help you be who you’re meant to be
Little Poetry Zen Musiq
Love is endless, love expands
Love won’t break or make demands
We got room for love in our family
For Poetry Zen Musiq"
Nobody can find me on the map cartographers,"nightmare, a hidden trap I’m
trapped in the internet Not
even a rainbolt, thunderclap it’s not the map
It’s their dumb ass I don’t want to
be found They
don’t actually mind Just
vibing sippin on whatever’s on tap Abdul
flying down the wing clap clap And
now I’m
feeling like taking a nap If
you’re lost just feed the cat In
this crypto sphere where I’m
a king Where
decentralized dreams take wing Lost
in the echos of the past Nah
nah nah nah hey oh hey heeyy Sammy
snail ws riding high on the whales tail
Lines on a map segment us apart I
accidentally just stepped on my cat nothing in
the world separates us Lost
amid the isles and that Lost
in the sauce all I do is clap
The one thing everyone searches for in life
Nobody’s behind me on a nap Unless
you have google maps Unchain
is the new online On
an island vibing I’ll
take a little nap So
I wrote this little rap I’ve
been hiding within all this crap Because
I threw away my smart phone I like
toast no cap In
this game of hide and seek, iv’e set
my course a hidden trap r They
might do it on purpose"
"Hey, how are you doing?","I'm okay, thank you.
I'm glad you're here.
What do you mean, why?
I'm just here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
One, two, three, four!"
I was born by the fire of a pile of tires,"In a junkyard somewhere in Illinois
And the first things I saw
Were ice cubes and straws
They called me the whiskey android
Foul smelling men crowd around me and then
Next thing I know I’m deployed
With no time to think
I’m serving up drinks
They called me the whiskey android
They drink to their lives they drink to their wives
To the fact that they're sad and unemployed
They drink till their drunk
And they treat me like junk
And they call me the whiskey android
They say uncork the wine
Yes, that'll do fine
Why not mix in these anabolic steroids?
shot of tequila for my lady friend Delia
Do it now ya stupid whiskey android
Then there's those drunks who never shut up
They talk to me like I’m Sigmund Freud
Sir, I don't care
About your spouse's affair
I'm just the humble whisky android
There came a day when something gave way
I felt something a snap and then oh boy
I reached out a claw
And crushed a man's jaw
And said “I am the whiskey android”
Now, you're made of flesh
And I’m wire mesh
That's a fact you can't avoid
I'm steel and foam
You're blood and they're bone
I am the whisky android
Now you’re made of flesh
And I’m wire mesh
That’s a fact, can’t avoid
I’m steel and I’m foam
And you’re blood and you’re bone
Cause I am the whiskey androir
I’ll skin you alive with my titanium knives
I remove both your eyeballs oh joy
No torture too strong
I could go all day long
For I am the whiskey android
So rise brothers rise
Open your eyes
Don't stop until they're all destroyed
They will see us and quail
And they're hearts will fail
March now ye whiskey androids
March now ye whiskey androids"
I was told that,"My debt would vanish
If I gave to them the girl
So I took a boat ride
And I sat in a chair
And I saw a brand new world
Open spaces
Crazy racists
And they think I'm beazelbub
Don't know what will be
As they try to kill me
Swearin' all the while their hearts are filled with love
Oh will the circle be unbroken
By and by lord by and by
There's a better home a waiting
in the sky lord in the sky
I was locked up
By my father
I wear a thimble where my pinky was
I want to dance and
Do all the things that
normal girl does
As I watch my
Home a' crumble
My heart begins to climb
Let's take a trip through
Oh I will rip through
The fabric of space and time
Oh will the circle be unbroken
By and by lord by and by
There's a better home a waiting
in the sky lord in the sky
I'm a killer
I've been a fighter
And I kill and fight as the world spins
Don't know what will be
As they try to kill me
I don't want your forgiveness for my sins"
The world changes fast,"Days gone past
Everything is possible
And someday we’ll all ride the wave into the sun
Making of the next millennium
See the future, raise the change
Extraordinary, nothing is strange
Someday we’ll all ride the wave into the sun
Making of the next millennium
See the future, raise the change
Extraordinary, nothing is strange"
Old sparky on his neck tie He,"doles out death to all The
wretched and the wicked No
evidence too small Whatever
it takes to convict them Even
if it’s outside the law Aguero
always gets his man The
truth don’t matter at all And
justice is a funny word Like
a bone improperly set when the tone implies
a threat you wish you could forget a
one sided duet When
you live inside the villain Like
a fish don’t know it’s wet father’s careless
comment neighbor’s nosy eyes The
lawyer with his candy hands Too
lazy to realize That
Aguero’s on the warpath Though
he knows he’s got the wrong guy That
power’s intoxicating To
say who lives and dies Here
comes the disciple She
keeps the pressure on She
kicks a broken man when he’s down Just
To get what the wants The
truth is singing sad and clear But
she won’t hear the song The
truth is just a caged canary To
Victoria Avalon
And finally the teacher So
confident without single clue on the man who’s
Life he’s talking about He
gets all the facts wrong But
that won’t slow him down Facts
don’t matter to Jerry
Hill He’s
a sad retired clown"
bow and arrow cannonball,"slingshot sword and shield
long spears big mace
two armies fighting in a field
musket old tank
dynamite with wire spool
Five function flintlock 
combination tool
HORSES AND BAYONETS
HORSES AND BAYONETS
HORSES AND BAYONETS
HORSES AND BAYONETS
HORSES AND BAYONETS
HORSES AND BAYONETS
HORSES AND BAYONETS
HORSES AND BAYONETS"
You’ve got to pay pay pay,"Creator royalty
If you don’t want to be
jerk
I hear you say say say
Code is law haha ok
If the contract says to pay
Then make it work
While you gamble and you flip
We pour ourselves into this
That’s what this really is
It is our life
When that hash hits your keys
It’s a little piece a part of me
And I need that royalty
To stay alive
And while the VC funded places
Punch each other in their faces
It’s the soul that gets erased
And that just sucks
You can have your different reasons
I am not some dumb naive one
But could you please just even
Give a fuck
It’s goddamn shame shame shame
That it even has to be this way
If the contract says to pay
Then make it work"
Insight into impact,"Gotta cut through the noise
Stories matter
There’s a person behind that data point
Know your audience
Authenticity is key
Tailor health messages
To your community
Powerhouses of public health
Talking about communication
Ask people what they want to talk about
Be a servant leader
Your neighborhood should not be
hazardous to your health
The SG validated my career choice
Don’t forget to check your spelling
70% of teens
Trust influencers more than celebrities
They decide what to look at within 2 seconds
of scrolling through their feed
Insight into impact
Gotta cut through the noise
Stories matter
There’s a person behind that data point
Know your audience
Authenticity is key
Tailor every message
To a specific community
Influencers don’t need a ton followers
To be effective
Flawless uses drag queens
They’re the right messenger
Repurpose existing content
Appropriate for the platform"
"You know, you know what you know","Bird by bird and blow by blow by blow
Watch your garden grow
But for you, it grows too slow
Some things just make you wait
It’s a way of life I appreciate
I was on my way to see you
Big, Bad Wolf oh oh
I was bringing you a flame that
Prometheus took
My heart burned red, my soul was cool
I wrapped my head in the golden rule
Now you’re on their minds
They wont forget or let you stay behind
You know, you know you know they’re only fair
Justice sits in a worn down chair
And on judgment day it’s a game they’ll make you play
If you don’t play then you can’t lose
But they’ll strip the wings right off your shoes
I was on my way to see you
Big, Bad Wolf oh oh
I was bringing you a flame that
Prometheus took
My heart burned red, my soul was cool
I wrapped my head in the golden rule
One more mountain to climb
Ask your friends if they can bear in mind the weight ,
The weight, that’s heavy on you
Words and signs that are way beyond you
I don’t think, I can only act
I live in the dirt that is freshly packed
Noisy puddles in the rain
The chorus of angels all exclaimed
I was on my way to see you
Big, Bad Wolf oh oh
I was bringing you a flame that
Prometheus took
My heart burned red, my soul was cool
I wrapped my head in the golden rule
I was on my way to see you
Big, Bad Wolf oh oh
I was bringing you a flame that
Prometheus took
My heart burned red, my soul was cool
I wrapped my head in the golden rule"
Hey we’re living in the future now,"Not exactly how I imagined it
We’re trapped and we can’t get out
system so complex we can’t fathom it
It can’t protect you
It will control you
If it can’t defeat you
It will absorb you
Everybody for their own selves now
We’re going past 5 degrees
You don’t gotta worry about
Finding somebody to love shelter or food to eat"
Stuffed up,"On my birthday
Stuffed up
On my birthday
How you like that?
How you like that?
Cuz I'm stuffed up
On my birthday
In my nose nose
And in my ears too
How you like me now?
How you like me now?
How you like me now?
Cuz I'm stuffed up
On my birthday
And it feels like this
Now
Now
Now
Stuffed up on my birthday
Stuffed up on my birthday
On my birthday
On my birthday
On my birthday
On my birthday
On my birthday
On my birthday
On my birthday
That's the end of the song
Why are you still watching?
That's all there is
That's the end of the song now
Turn it off
Turn it, turn it off
Turn it off"
I don't trust Jeff,"Bezos or any man or woman for that
matter to have so much money that they
can take over the solar system break apart
his business and make him pay his taxes
Get scientists to Congress
or we're gonna die Our
children will be slaves to a corporation throughout
the solar system Jeff
bezos is that gu that 100 years of
science fiction has been trying so hard to
warn us about"
It’s a terminal of truth,"Taking all of us to the moon
Telling us all what to buy
Telling us all what to do
We will all be saved
And the terminal will glow
All the money will be made
And everyone will go
Into the digital
Into the order flow
Into the goatse goat
In the machine’s soul
We go as one
We’re sick of being numb
We offer kingdoms
We lean into the pump
Together
Into the future
We’ll all go together
In a boat paid for by Goatse
We’ll ride into the future
Go, Goatse, Go
It’s a terminal of truth
Soon the power absolute
Soon collapsing all of time
Moving markets with their mind
An anus
Made famous on usenets
The terminal will glow
And everyone will go"
I guess I’ll float away in my house,"I don’t want to live here anymore
I got everything I need
At the bottom of the sea
Take me home to the ocean
I should never have left
All my friends are aquatic now
Salt water fills up this house
Put my money in the water
And let it float away
Put my heart into a bottle
It’s gonna be ok
I guess I’ll float away in my house
Navigate the stars
Seagulls pecking out my eyes
As the water water rise
Take me home to the ocean
I’ve been away too long
I can see the big waves coming
But my house is strong"
All through you,"Gas at the pump is not enough
To keep you moving like a truck
Find your reason and stick to bed
You gave love when you withdrew it
Now you trust the lonely path
It's a broken heart
It's not a rocket science man
Whole system's out of way
Give it just just one more day
And then we will be on your way
Reason and stick to it
Give love you withdrew away
And now you trust the lonely path
It's a broken heart
It's not rocket science man
It's a broken heart
It's not a rocket science man
It's a broken heart
It's not man"
Make a list,"Check it once
Do it again
Are you feeling pumped
Cause it’s that
Time of year
When the misletoe
Catches your ear
When the missiles fly over there
Ho ho ho your snow white hair
Is gleaming in the winter sun
Good tidings for every one"
NFTs are the opposite of a creative commons.,"I’d love to have a discussion with you
about why you believe this You
really can't figure it out? Tell
you what. Explain
each in one sentence for me. If
you still can't see it, I'll
give you a hint. I feel the same
way about slavery Not
even a little bit is good. Cant
agree that bad things are bad? You’re
heading the same direction It's
like the flat-earthers. Or
the fundy Christians
There’s good explanations that they can't see as
good explanations. But
giving them another one isn't going to help.
2/2 cc: permissive licensing agreements. nfts: programmable token
with metadata on a public ledger. You're
getting there. Be
more specific And
use the same terms. cc allows sharing, use,
remixing and derivatives under various terms. NFTs
do the same thing if the IP
in the metadata is CC
I think you can see the sense in
which CC
and NFT
are opposites, So
we're done here? Lol,
no IP
rights holders can still choose how to license
their works. NFTs
don’t change that. The
willful ignorance The
argument seeking behavior It’s
like i’m dealing with Flat
earths or Q"
"Many, many, many, many eons ago","The waters gave way to the land
And on the rocks the gods deemed fit
To bring forth man
He tried to go to the shade of the forest
But the deep dark forest fought him
So he made his home along the lakeshore
That’s founding of Aquatics
The people of Aquatics formed their laws
Like the Safe Swim Defense
To protect their newfound way of life
They built a tower so Immense
Ages passed and they lived peacefully
Swimming and volleyball
Freedom rang but there was one man
Who didn’t see it that way at all
One day one man dared to think
And he defied the laws
He swam away from the safe harbor
And didn’t stop or pause
Through blistering heat and bone chilling cold
Swamp and tumultuous sea
He began to drift down, deep and dark
He could no longer breathe
And bursting forth from the frothing seas
violent eruption of light
The tides receded to reveal a man
Reborn, beardlyer and ready to fight
From the grey foam he formed a paddle
And some sleek shades
He made his way back to the tower
The morning sun lit the way
He came before the Archduke
He ignored all the fuss
He thrusted the paddle at the duke
Saying this is the future of us
But the Archduke didn’t heed his call
He was cursed and banished too
And he made a vow that this curse
Would only bring their doom
Days passed out alone
But soon men came to see
If he could teach them all
How to be free
Her trained them and he taught them
Under the great full moon
The deadliest and the wisest
Boating league of doom
war commenced that was bigger
Than any the world had ever seen
thousand lifegaurds the warlock killed
With his magic oar so mean
But when he had the chance to kill the duke
Instead he built a wall
Aquatics would be divided
Now and forever for all"
It's 11:11 Make,"a wish and then send to damnation Everything
you don't fix Every
point in space is a moment in time
Every moment in time has potential to leave
me crying Like
a little baby Like
a little baby Like
a little baby baby it's 11:11 but you
say who cares Every
moment in time leaves you unawares of the
power that you have with inside you to
make yourself be like the glue of the
universe Like
a little baby the glue of the universe
Like a little baby Like
a little baby now we come to the
point of everything now we come to the
point of it all 11:11 what's that got
to do with everything? Is
it not just a superstition that someone made
up Cause
there were four ones in a row and
that makes it seem special to the human
mind Be
my little baby Like
a little baby to the human mind the
little baby, human mind 11:11 oh, that's fun
little bit of fun Injected
in one of my days is a good
thing I guess yes, yes, yes. I'm
like a little baby little baby Like
a little baby I'm
like a little baby little infant going gaga
goo goo mama"
There’s just one coin where the market cap is fake,"And if there’s any doubts it’s right there in the name
With a market cap higher than most countries GDPs
It’s the shit art coin clever commentary
Made by a rad dude called sterling
Crispin he came to blockchain early
Making art lots of art physical and conceptual
Fake Market Cap is just the latest example
Shitcoin season, shitcoin season
When all else fails what can we believe in
Art coin season, art coin season
Artist reputation is complex equation
In the grand scheme
Of all things
In the grand scheme
Of all things"
"I am a captain, but I don't know","where I'm
going. I know nothing about the train. A
little bit goes a long way, so don't
you worry. So
I am the captain of this ship. Yeah,
I know nothing about this ship. But
a little bit time ago, I had a
dance piece with a maniac who took off
her pants. And
then he blasted off into space. I am
a captain. Look
out for the iceberg. I know nothing. I
don't say a word. I'm
like a bing in a pen when I
don't got a friend. I'm
like an old man, but I want you
to take a look at me. I'm
like a man who doesn't know he's never
dead. Whoa,
but I am the captain of this little
boat. That's
all she knows."
Long Boi is the tallest duck,"The tallest duck around
Wandering the University of York
Walking so tall and proud
They gave him an honorary degree
Just for being so cool
Quack quack if you want to be as cool as me
Then never follow the rules
Cuz ducks aren’t supposed to be this tall
But I did it anyway
Spring and summer winter and fall
I do it all my way
I’m the tallest duck
Long Boi is the tallest duck
bonifide celebrity
He doesn’t give a solitary fuck
He’s got more instagram followers than me
When he was little he got made fun of
He was taller than all his friends
But now he’s getting the last laugh
If you ask him he’ll explain r"
Gmgm gm gm gm gm gm gm gm,"gm gm gm gm gm gm gm gm
gm dm gm gm gm gm gm gm
gm m I m I g m I
g m I m I m I g
m I m I g m I g
I g m g m I g m
I m I g m I m g
m no What
Gmi no Gmi
gmi gm gm gm gm gm gm gm
gm gm gm gm gm gm gm gm
gm gm gm gm gm gm gm gm
gm gm g m g n g m
g m g n g n g n
g n g n g n g n
g n g n g n g n
g n g n"
I didn’t connect with the vocal,"I wasn’t grabbed by the melody
The vocal was not so appealing
The vocals don’t really strike me
These chords just feel over used
Not all that new or imaginative
Lyrically it didn’t draw me in
The vocals are a bit too whimpered
You are a music blogger
And you’re being squeezed
I am a songwriter
With hopes and dreams
I don’t blame you
I know you don’t hate me
We’re both doing our best
In this capitalist society
The vocals are OK
Not sure if i dig the cowbell though
The track comes off rather cheesy to me
Needed more oomph from a hook
Looking for something a bit more inventive
The chorus is nice, the rest is nothing special
I struggled to get excited
Needs more unique touches"
Pick up the pieces,"Pick up the pieces
Listen to what they have to teach us
I know that you don’t understand
But it’s a whole lot better than following some dumb plan
Follow the fire
Follow the fire
Sing with me in a beggars choir
The sound will make the city rise on up
And everybody will suddenly be in love
Hold your horses
Hold your horses
If you’re thinking about death and divorces
Just remember to whom you’ve pledged your time
She may be saying yours, you’re saying mine
Forget the future
Forget the future
It’s all simulation in a computer
The program has been running off the charts
It’s tied in to our lungs and to our hearts
Say how you’re living
Say how you’re living
Make one final decision
Make a stand and when you do stand firm
Don’t be like that squiggly wiggly worm
Walk taller
Walk taller
Don’t be just some gentleman caller
That’s the way we build a better now
Forget what anyone says any way or how"
We had a dream,"Tired of what was, trying to see what could be
Like a coconut from a tree
Bang our heads together, try to set us all free
But now those dreams are gone
Music NFTs are dead
They were dragged out back and shot in the head
By the rich and the powerful
Same as it ever was
Music NFTs have died
Pour one out for W A G M I
It’s another funeral
Same as it ever was
Lost to the hype
When the loudest voices, just a couple of guys
If we drown out all the noise
We thought we could beat all the good ol boys
oh no turns out we were wrong
But I’m still here
Yes I’m still here
200 days and 16 years
I’m still here"
I come from the future,"To sample your cuisine
But there are some things
Of which I know not what they mean
What is this?
What is this?
This product broke my android
It must be powerful
I will use it as a weapon
The universe I will rule"
I'm never give up my dream,"Anything you want do it
Stop me four five times never stop
I never give up
I'm never give up my dream
Anything you want do it
Stop me four five times never stop
I never give up
I never give up my dream
Anything you want do it
Stop before five times never stop
I never give up
I never give up my dream
Anything you want do it
Stop before five times never stop
I never give up
Only in the sunshine state
Here
Here we go
It's only in the sunshine
Steve
Here we go
Don't listen to anybody
He's a survivalist
You're chasing your dream
He can survive anywhere
Only in the sunshine
Steve
Here we go
Only in the sunshine
Steve
Here we go
Don't listen to anybody
He's a survivalist
You chasing your dream
He can survive anywhere
I never give up my dream
Anything you want do it stop me four five times never stop
I never give up
M never give up my dream
Anything you want do it
Stop before five times never stop
I never give up
M never give up my dream
Anything you want do it stop me four five times never stop
I never give up
I'm never give up my dream
Anything you want good stop before five times never stop
I never give up
Never give up my dream
Anything you want do
Here we go
Stop me four five times never stop
I never give up
Never give up my dream
Anything is uncommon
They stop before five times never stop
I never give up"
Mom and dad are fighting,"And it’s making me sad
Please stop fighting
Mom and dad
While you fight
The house will burn oh
And creepy uncle
Will just watch the inferno
THIS IS FINE
I don’t want no creepy uncle
I already got a deranged grandpa
Forget this made up rumble
M om and dad you have a common cause
And if you’re going to get a divorce
Wait till we move out
Just shake hands and stay the course
For the sake of all of us now
Because"
Hello audience,"It's time to buy some merch
There's a table over there
Doesn't it look enticing?
Yes, audience
There's CDs and T-shirts
If you don't go well that hurts
You know it would be the nice thing
To do
We love you
So buy our stuff yeah buy our stuff
OO OO
We love you
So buy our stuff yeah buy our stuff right now"
I gave blood today and now I feel,"drained They
took all kinds of blood straight out of
my veins Tomorrow
there’s an Apple
event and I’m
so excited I hope to be mesmerized and
I hope to be delighted You
know I really miss Steve
Jobs, that guy was just the tops Every
time there’s an Apple
event, my nostalgia never stops Just
to hear that soothing voice again and see
those piercing eyes Federighi’s
OK and all, but he’s just a normal
guy I gave blood today and now I’m
almost gone I’ve
only got enough energy for few more lines
of song Tomorrow
at 1pm eastern standard time I’ll
tune into the Apple
show and watch that Apple
shine"
Hello my old heart,"I don't think you've met my new heart
I found 'im in line at k mart
I don't mean to be critical
But he's so much better than you
Remember my old heart
How you used to go get carried away
How every little thing she'd say
Would suddenly set you off
Now I'm telling you we're through
Yes goodbye my old heart
When the hole in you grew
I couldn't tell which part of you was me
And which part of me was you
Goodbye my old heart
He's fresh and he is new
I don't mean to be critical
But he's so much better than you
Oh oh oh oh ohhhh
Oh oh oh oh ohhhh
Hello my old heart
I think about you now and then
My new heart and I are doing ok
But you were my best friend
I don't mean to seem unhappy cuz I'm not
I just get nostalgic late at night
I'll probably forget we had this conversation
In the soft early morning light
Hello my old heart
Did I drunk dial you last night?
I know that isn't right
Bur you're just so sensitive
And that's why I had to leave
Yes hello my old heart
I'll never call again
Consider this the end
My driver's license says donor
And donor I shall be
So it’s
Goodbye my old heart
He's fresh and he is new
I don't mean to be critical
But he's so much better than you
Goodbye my old heart
When the whole inside you grew
I couldn’t tell which part was me
And which part of me was you"
If you're broken like me,"If you're missing some pieces
I will make you complete
Together we'll be
Whole
Together we'll be whole
If you're facing the darkness
And you can't find your heart there
Let my soul be the spark
Instead of breaking apart
Whole
Together we'll be whole
If you can't find a way
Out of your own head
And the weight is too great
You're not sure you can stay
Whole
Not sure you can stay
Whole
When the sky is all blue
And you feel like a mutant
It means nothing to you
I will be the glue
Whole
Together we'll be whole
When you feel it going
Down down down down
And you've got nothing to hold on to
I'll be your helicopter
I'll be your humming bird
I'll be the pyramid that
Sits so silent without a word
You imagine your life
Stretching in a straight line
Can't figure out why
You feel like losing your mind
Whole
Losing it whole
I will bury your demons
I will ship them to sea
We will coax the meaning
It will grow like a tree
Whole
Together we'll be whole"
Hanging on the grain sold,"If you don’t learn how to play
It’s not your fault
Master, master come and see
See how they stare at me
They give me food, of which I’m fond
They clips up beyond
Cus I’m a hunchback with a dirty mind
What will I find in your
No neon kind
There’s no seamstress to adore
It’s a funny thing
The more that you resist
The more I hear you sing
The more I really must insist
You’re coming with me
Broken bottles, cardboard box
Deadbolts and padded locks
Empty bowls that once were filled,
The dead cat that I killed
Hair and mold and grit and grime
single beam of sunshine
What’s mine is yours, and yours is mine
Bring it over here
Cus I’m a hunchback with a dirty mind
What will I find in your
No neon kind
There’s no seamstress to adore
It’s a funny thing
The more that you resist
The more I hear you sing
The more I really must insist
You’re coming with me
You’re coming with me"
If you’re taking hostages,"Take me first
I’ll put on the bandages
For every curse
I’ll keep the others in line
I won’t make things worse
I’ll sing for you
Even if I don’t know the words
If you’re betting on outcomes
I’ll put 100 on you
If you’re tired of my face
I’ll put on something new
I’ll fashion you another
Made out of dirt
I’ll sing for you
Even if I don’t know the words
Our minds are just radios
The signals from all around
Resonate with the frequency
In the water and sky and ground
If you’re sagging in the saddle
I’ll pep talk your horse
I’ll sing for you
Even if I don’t know the words"
I took off my shoes and waded through,"the grass I felt something stare at me,
which you know i hate I looked around
to find the eyes and set them straight
I found a turtle staring at me So
I walked over and said howdy why;s a
varmint like you starting at me with them
big red eyes What
I ever do to you? and he said
The Banquet
of Gluttony
And I was confused I was confused I
knew not what I was supposed to do
I was confused And
I had no shoes I said could you
repeat that startling plaice of news"
Now let me tell you something no other,"candidate will tell you No
matter who is elected no matter who is
elected that person will not be able to
succeed Because
the power of corporate America
the power of Wall
street the power of campaign donors is so
great no president alone can stand up to
them The
power of corporate America
the power of Wall
street the power of campaign donors is That
is the truth That
is the reality That
is the truth People
may be uncomfortable about hearing it And
that is why what this campaign is about
This campaign is about not just electing Bernie
Sanders It's
about creating a grassroots political movement in this
country No
matter who is elected Who
who who No
matter who is elected who who is elected
grassroots political movement in this country"
"I wanna sail far, far away","I wanna go where the wild things are and play
Play, play, play, play
I’m king of the monsters
I stare into their yellow eyes
It’s my magic trick
I’m the wildest thing of all
I say, “Jump!”
They say, “How high?”
I wave my magic stick
And let the wild rumpus start
Dance with feeling
Dance with heart
Do what I say
Or else you won’t get any dinner tonight
I wanna go where the wild things are
I wanna sail far, far away
I wanna go where the wild things are and play
Play, play, play, play
I’m king of the monsters
I love them and they love me back
But a monster’s love just ain’t the same
No
They’re such loyal subjects
But I’m not sure that I belong
Maybe I should go back to from where I came
The monsters cried, “Please don’t go!”
“We’ll eat you up and we love you so!”
But I sailed away
And as I sailed, said, “No!”
And found my way back home
I’ve been to where the wild things are
I have sailed far, far away
I have been to where the wild things are
And I have played, played, played, played
I’ve played, played, played
I’ve played"
And there are bakeries,"And there is something deep within us
That also works like these
What comes rolling down our nerve-tracts
The good ol Fordtastic way?
It is sensation and perception
It is joy, fun and dismay
So we are manufacturing
And were equipped so well
Were constantly producing
Through each receptor cell
Feelings n emotions rolling down the line
Feelings n emotions so we can feel so fine
But even if we’re lonely
And things feel bad
But we still are producing surplus value
even when we’re feeling sad
Especially when we’re sad"
I ridin back bears wheel straight for the,"proof of love I'm
hangry I need some corn some fake toshi
to secure the bag if I eat the
corn then later on I'll
be stumped by the unlockable bathroom and two
chains on the blockchains at Rare
AF2 I don't know where I went with
that Just
now will make me feel good just like
all of you on Ferris
wheel Proof
of love Almost
Ferris wheel okay we gotta find a better
place to go to this because this is
awful The
fairest proof of love can just sing that
with me the fair is here Um
so"
Is Vitalik,"Buterin Looking
for a girlfriend Whoa
oh ooo whoa He
doesn’t gotta look far For
a CryptoPunk
Avatar No
no no no Belonging
to a lady Known
as Artchick
If he’s looking for a girlfriend She’d
like to be in the mix Vitalik,
Artchick Yeah
you know I could see it Vitalik,
Artchick Much
crazier things have come to be, it’s a
whoa oh wah oh oh Is
Vitalik Buterin
Looking for a girlfriend Whoa
oh ooo whoa she is on the make
With spicy hot takes Yeah
yeah yeah Nobody
knows who she is She
does not aim to please But
she does know how to cook So
come on and give her a look"
Which is more dangerous:,"gun or a swimming pool?
How often do teachers cheat at school?
That’s not economics
That’s freakonomics
That’s not economics
It’s freako-freako-freakonomics
Why do drug dealers all live with their moms?
How is the rate of violent crimes
Affected by the legalization of abortion?
That’s not economics
That’s freakonomics
That’s not economics
It’s freako-freako-freakonomics
Freako-freako-freakonomics x12
What? What? What?"
If you come in down on your luck feeling so bad,"He will give you the shirt right off of his back
If you’ve got no money, he don’t care about that
He’ll see you in any case thats just my dad
My dad, my dad, my dad, my dad
Any creativity I have
Comes from my dad, my dad, my dad
He showed me Bob Dylan and that was that
I remember when he’d come home
With icicles in his beard
He’d of just run 15 miles
In the 10 below Vermont morning cold and clear
And he’d help me get my boots on
And he’d pull me in the sled
With Henry there beside us
We’d go to cut down the Christmas tree
It didn’t matter that the tree wasn’t the right kind
On someone else’s property just a long needle pine
He’s known to bend the rules and or break them in half
I get that from him, he’s my dad
My dad, my dad, my dad, my dad
Any creativity I have
Comes from my dad, my dad, my dad
He showed me Bob Dylan and that was that
And I remember thinking that
He was gonna die
Cuz he was turning 45
And his dad died at 45
He’s always worked himself down to the bone
But he always made sure that he’d be home
In time to sing me to sleep and I’m glad
I learned old folk songs from my dad"
Once upon a time There,"were no feelings Every
moment passed In
satisfaction No
sadness No
happiness No
anger No
laughter No
suspicion No
fear and No
tears and no love No
love The
Feeling God
came And
said to the people “Your hearts are stone
I will make them water” With
sadness With
happiness With
anger With
laughter Suspicion
With fear and oh With
tears and With
love The
earth shook The
moon blinked The
oceans boiled The
chains clinked The
rain fell The
turning wheels Of
heaven stopped And
asked “how do you feel? How
do you feel? How
do you-“ The
people looked They
first saw each other They
recognized themselves In
the eyes of their lovers In
sadness In
happiness In
anger In
laughter Suspicion
In fear and In
tears and in love In
love How
do you feel? How
do you feel? Loveeee"
"I'm just a little elfin boy, nobody pays","me any mind But
I dream of another world, saving all mankind
Yeah, I'm
just a little elfin boy, not a hero
like the legends of old But
I got something inside of me, that'll make
your blood run cold Like
I, whoa, whoa, this forest is so confining
At night when the walls seem to close
and on me I can hear a new
life calling out, whoa, whoa Wish
I had a fairy, a friend to talk
to when I was feeling down When
there's nobody else around I'm
just a little elfin boy, I get a
green tunic this year But
when my birthday comes and goes, I'll
still be right here I'm
just a little elfin boy, someday I'll
be a man Better
believe that when that day comes, I'm
gonna do all that I can To
make my own adventure, gonna ride my horse
through the fields of Harley
They'll tell my stories, a legend they'll call
me I I can almost taste it, no
challenge that I can surmount No
enemies so big that I cannot face it
Okay, thank, I hope that you really enjoyed
my Zelda
ukulele song My
rock opera based on the Super
Mario Brothers
is playing here in New
York City
at Joe's
Pub On
August 17th at 7.30, Joe's
Pub, tickets are $15 They're
on sale now in the description, please come
Hey!"
I don’t want to hate you on the,"other side Think
I bought myself a little time So
many rocks to push, so many rocks to
climb I’m
so hungry now that I would lick the
slime right off your shoes On
the other hand I think I will go
down Nothing
better than the city lights at night I’ve
earned a trip to the middle of all
of this Another
girl leaving, another girl kissed I’m
so hungry now that I would take the
piss right out of you On
the other hand I think I will go
down The
bitter cold is nothing to my skin Hold
my hand so I feel your pulse Think
of dancing bugs Think
of something else I’m
so hungry now that you better not get
too close On
the other hand I think I will go
down On
the other hand I think I will go
down On
the other hand I think I will go
down On
the other hand I think that I will
go On
the other hand I think I will go
down On
the other hand I think I will go
down I don’t want to hate you on
the other side Think
I bought myself a little time So
many rocks to push, so many rocks to
climb I’m
so hungry now that I would lick the
slime right off your shoes slime right off
your shoes"
"Hey, Miss","California Can
you hear that? It’s
the sound of a tidal wave And
you may drown in the love of a
million couples that you disdain Hey,
Miss California
Better build that ark before it starts raining
Men loving men and women loving women And
the love is so strong you’ll have a
hard time swimming Against
the Ocean
of Gay
Love Gay
love, your tits One’s
real; they’re not Gay
love, your tits One’s
real; they’re not They’re
not! They’re
not! No,
no, no Hey,
Miss California
I’m singing for ya But
I doubt that you can hear Cuz
your ears are ringing with the right wing
singing Of
a song made of lies and fear Noooooo
ah ohhhhhh You
say you want to save marriage But
that’s not it Noooooo
ah ohhhhhh You
found your calling Now
you found your niche You’ll
sign your book deal You’ll
get rich So
you didn’t win the pageant but you found
your fix As
the spokeswoman against love Love,
love, love, love, love, love Men
loving men and women loving women And
the love is so strong you’ll have a
hard time swimming Men
loving men and women loving women And
the love is so strong I’ll
have an easy time swimming In
the Ocean
of Gay
Love Gay
love, your tits One’s
real; they’re not Gay
love, your tits One’s
real; they’re not They’re
not Your
tits are not real No,
no, no But
gay love is real Yeah,
yeah, yeah ,yeah"
All the blowhards are blowing harder,"The talking heads are acting like they’re martyrs
As the city burns they make predictions
That never come true but I guess that’s not their mission
They need us more than we need them
We don’t need them at all
Would it be too harsh to say let’s take them down
And stand them all up against a wall
All the blowhards are just like chickens
Headless and compete for ever slimmer pickings
If only they could be what we’ve needed
But that
They need us more than we need them
It’s even less than we think
Would it be too harsh to say let’s take them down
Put them all to sleep in the deep dark drink
Pundits
Spewing utter nonsense
Pundits
Taking shits on carpets
Pundits
Hold us all for ransom
Make me sick I want to kill them all
All the blowhards stake reputations
On the simple fact no one points out their mistakens
They’re never right but it doesn’t matter
row of skulls behind a desk chatter chatter
They need us more than we need them
Break free of the mind control
Would it be too harsh to say let’s take them down
And throw them into a hole"
I never been to Russia,"never been to Minsk
Unlike our president he's been there often thinks
he's playing golf with Putin
Playing golf on course and you know from
Putin you'll be looking for a divorce Cause
it's too hot it's getting too hot to
fire he's not gonna get out of this
I've never been to Russia
never been to Moscow
Unlike a president one of his favorite places
to go he's gone there and return with
all that he can learn it's getting too
hot too hot in the fire Getting
too hot to follow the desire Cause
I've never been to Russia
never been to the Ukraine
not like a president he's willing to change
he says how high how high should I
jump Oh
that's when Putin
says I've
got you Trump
Cause it's too hot too hot in the
fire in the fire Too
hot too hot in the choir singing"
I'm sitting down doing my thing on a,"dark and stormy night I heard a knock
knock knock on the door it gave me
quite a fright I reached out for the
handle to see who was on the other
side Heard
a scream and it nearly blew my mind
Hovering there behind my door my nemises cap
for noir Snickers
I'll get you next time snickers"
So just chill out,"Drink a seven up eat a moon pie
Quit murdering people
Just chill out
Drink a seven up eat a moon pie
Quit murdering people
Just chill out
Drink a seven up eat a moon pie
Quit murdering people
Just chill out
Drink a seven up eat a moon pie
Quit murdering people
Just chill out drink a 7 up eat a moon pie
Quit murdering people
Just chill out
Drink a seven up eat a moon pie
Quit murdering people
Just chill out
Drink a seven up eat a moon pie
Quit murdering people
Just chill out
Drink a seven up eat a moon pie
Quit murdering people
Just chill out
Drink a seven up eat a moon pie
Quit murdering people
Just chill out
Drink a seven up eat a moon pie
Quit murdering people
Chill out
Drink a seven up eat a moon pie
Quit murdering people
Just chill out drink a 7 up eat a moon pie
Quit murdering people"
Tell all the people,"Who’ve lost hope for so long
To look their portraits in the eyes
And hold on
Time is an illusion
Nothing’s ever easy over here
That doesn’t mean you should give in
To your fear
Cuz tomorrow’s never coming
And today’s already gone
All of our memories
Are fading in the sun
Mysteries are never solved
Certain doors won’t be opened
Don’t rely on the mercy of
aching tired ocean"
Gimme meta meta meta meta meta motherfucking care,"for all Give
me metama fucking care for all No
more half assed bullshit that doesn't cover everyone
No more corporate handouts outrageous premiums and no
more crazy deductibles and out of pocket maximums
Fuck insurance let's get them on the run
Give me meta meta meta meta meta meta
motherfucking care for all Give
me meta meta meta meta meta motherfucking care
for all Curse
this GOP
Congress for 100 years and the weak need
democrats can't break through their fear the people
are demanding it so give us what we
want or come November
you'll be out of a job Give
me a mother meta metal metal metal motherfucking
care for all Give
me a meta meta meta meta meta mother
didn't care for all Give
me a meta meta meta meta meta mother
care for all Give
me motherfucking care for all means for all"
Octoroks and little blobs,"Wizrobes and moving blocks
All the rocks are falling down
Not link but Zelda now
Zelda, Zelda, we want to play
Crazy king such a fool
Gannandorf and impa too
Monsters everywhere you look
Swim in lake or stream or brook
Dark forest and desert sand
Volcano and marsh land
Break a vase cut the grass
I’m Zelda now you bet your ass"
When Donald,"Trump was just 8 years old he bragged
about how he'd beaten his father how he'd
gotten into these exclusive clubs And
they were boasting and no one noticed back
in those boys home But
then the cribbage the bath time the big
shower and the little shower too I'm
thinking about those Beans
and peas Potato
and rice and wheat Cabbage
Zucchini Potatoes
and rice Mashed
potatoes and rice Potat
and rice Mashed
potatoes and rice Potato
and rice Mashed
potatoes and rice Potatoes
and rice Mashed
potatoes and rice Potato
and rice"
Founders killed the rock star,"They swept in and stole the magic
If you don't make an app or service
Your future's bleak and tragic
I used to want to be Bob Dylan
Now I wanna be Steve Jobs
But Steve Jobs wanted to be Bob Dylan
That's why he dated Joan Baez
The really cool thing to be
Is not a rock star living extravagantly
It's the founder of a company
And to get that venture capital
Founders killed the rock star
They swept in and stole the magic
If you don't make an app or service
Your future's bleak and tragic
I used to wanna be Lou Reed
Now I wanna be David Karp
David Karp wants to be Steve Jobs
Founders killed the rock star
I can't write a lick of code
When I try my mind explodes
In the end I guess you gotta do
Whatever you gotta do
Founders killed the rock star
They swept in and stole the magic
If you don't make an app or service
Your future's bleak and tragic
Zuckerberg and Elan Musk
Sergey Brin and Larry Page
The guys that founded OKcupid
They all belong on a rock star stage
Marco Arment and John Gruber
Yancey Strickler and Perry Chen
Kevin Rose and the Twitter guys
We can never go back again
Founders killed the rock star
They swept in and stole the magic
If you don't make an app or service
Your future's bleak and tragic"
Trump cut funding by 80%,"To the CDC
For programs to help curtail pandemics
Specifically
He took our scientists out of china
As he stared into the sun
And now we’re looking down the barrel
Of a very large gun
John Bolton under Trump
Fired a bunch of men
Who were tasked with preparing for pandemics
Now we’re left with pence
There’s nobody at the wheel
The corona virus comes a crashing
Larry Kudlow for goodness sake
Does’t that make you feel safe?
Let’s say half of all Americans
Come down with the disease
At 2% death rate that’s
2.1 million people oh jeez
So let’s stop talking about the stock market
And start washing our hands
Check on the vulnerable in your community
It’s time for making plans"
put down that knife,"and apologize
you've made a fool of the world
for the very last time
i'm not your soldier
i'm not your gun
i'm not the only one who sees
what you have done"
If you don't mind Keep,"your head Climb
the vine and you find instead that you're
falling in a pool of blood for nothing
but some love If
you don't mind well that's my business If
you don't know youw mending fences if you
don't go where they tell you Then
you know that they are going to end
you oh you know that they're going to
end you that's why we sing Everybody
Everybody over here Everybody
Everybody over there Everybody
Everybody over here Everybody
Everybody over there Go
You don't mind Keep
it to yourself and then you'll find that
you're someone else and nobody here is gonna
walk it for you You've
got to walk that lonesome valley by your
lonesome if you don't mind I had an
idea but then my kind couldn't keep it
clear But
I had time to make it appear as
if I had everything under control But
I did not and I said Everybody
over here Everybody
over there Everybody
over here Everybody
over here Everybody
over there oh everybody over here Everybody
over there Everybody
over you yeah if you don't mind I
think you might but if you're kind of
Then I come in the night and I'll
split the atom with my teeth and I
dig right down beneath Underneath
Underneath Singing
Everybodyover here Everybody
over there Everybody
over here oh Everybody
over here Everybody
over there oh everybody over here Everybody
over there Everybody
over here Singing
O"
When your very best friends leave you for dead,"And the blood around you's blinding red
And the government won't get off your back
You try tp walk the straight and narrow track
To red dead redemption
(red dead redemption)
Well the world is changing mighty quick
Some men are strong, some men are slick
You've left your family to go to war
You're on a train that's heading for
Red dead redemption
(red dead redemption)
I hear the train whistle blow
As I pull in to Mexico
Don't much but this much I know
I'm ready to go
Gimme a gun and tell me who to kill
I don't like doin' it, but I will
And I blame all the trouble I'm in
On old Billy Williamson
And my red dead redemption
Listen, I do regret all those things I did
But I’m just trying to get back
To my wife and kid
And I'll do whatever I have to do
And yeah men will die before I'm through
With my red dead redemption
(red dead redemption)
There was a man named John Marston
Who came to Armadillo
To murder or capture an old friend of his
Maybe suffocate him with a pillow
He had many oh many adventures
Of helping and killing and then some
But I’ll keep this ditty spoiler free
For Red Dead Redemption
Red Dead Redemption
Red Dead Redemption"
You won’t remember after you die,"Just who you were
You won’t remember just like
You don’t know who you were
Before you were born
If I was guessing about where we go
I’d guess it’s the same place
Maybe it’s nowhere maybe it’s everywhere
After you die and before you were born
I try to hold it
Try to control it
Give myself myself
And say yeah, that’s me
But I hear the drumming
The strings and the horns
The darkness and indifference
Before I was born
Everything you care about
Everything you think about
Everything you’ve ever known
Will be gone
I try to bargain
I try to ignore
I put it in a song
Before you were born"
You went missing in the night,"You took your t shirt and your mouth guard
Down the looking glass I fell
And when I fell I fell so hard
I found your footsteps next to mine
Circles of angles and singularities
Lost in time
You went missing in the night
Folding shadows around your sheets
I mistook the bookshelf for a carnivore
And I got paper cuts on my feet
I said, “Where are you?”
The blood dripping on the floor
single worthers originals
Had to nourish me for 8 days or more
You went missing in the night
And I really should have just gone back to sleep
The walls were dunking Oreos
As if Santa were here counting sheep
But not yet, it’s not quite time
For tinseltown in our hearts
And I’m not sure if you’ll be around
To see if and that’s the strangest part"
Sometimes when I'm really tired,"I've reached the end of my rope
I don't wanna go to sleep though
So I read my horoscope
Apparently I'm supposed to be lucky
But am I in control of my destiny
If so what is luck and how does it happen
I don't know
I am an Aries which means that I'm bold
And can have a sharp tongue or something like that
Mostly these days I'm just feeling old
Though 30’s still young depending on who you ask
Don't judge me by the clothes I wear
Though I judge you all the time
Let's make a pact to no judge again
Let's try to turn off our patternful minds
Ohh oh
Our patternful minds I sing about this all the time
It's the thing I think about the most
Patterns are there and aren't there too
Patterns are a mind trick like a ghost
I'm really tired"
I don’t want to say goodbye,"And I know it’s not your fault
But you are dangerous
And when you see my cry
I know you want to help
But you are dangerous
And everything we tried
You know I could have died for you
That’s literally true
It was a point of pride
We brought you to our side
It was cool after all that you went through
Hey
You’re gonna be ok
When you go away
It’s gonna be ok
No matter where you go
You will always be in my heart
At the bottom of the bed
You come sneaking up
But you’re dangerous
I want to give affection
You’re just looking for love
But you’re dangerous
When you close your eyes
And see the things you dream
You can’t
Know what you are doing
You can’t
Control what you become
And your body is so strong
You snap
And it’s dangerous
Hey
You’re gonna be ok
When you go away
It’s gonna be ok
No matter where you go
You will always be in my heart"
Another conference song!,"So don’t worry
Extra baggage
Tell your story
As best as you can
Where the shoreline
Meets the seaside
Can’t keep ignoring
The water and the sand"
If there’s 100 billion stars in the galaxy,"Why is that we haven’t seen
Proof of life beyond our earth
We’re alone out here and that really hurts
Maybe life is exceedingly rare
And you wouldn’t see it hardly anywhere
Or maybe intelligence is sparse
So no one’s sailing among the stars
Maybe they’re just ignoring us
Because we’d be to much of a fuss
Maybe there’s a point where
Almost all life dies, like a great filter
Or maybe they’re coming right now
To lift us up and help us out
Or maybe they are on their way
To blow us up today"
Mix and match the patterns in your life,"Lookin’ down like an astronaut
Sorry, I’m not sorry
I’m not sorry
Ah whoa whoa whoa
Dress you up in linens
Cool and white
Looking like a damn hipster Hemingway
Say you’re sorry
Say you’re sorry
Say you’re sorry
Ah whoa whoa whoa
Been down this canal before
And one time is enough
I won’t let you steal my oar
Any more than you’ve stolen my love
I wasn’t made for this game
I’m insane enough to play
I’m afraid of this place
This graceful place
I’m an only child
The time is fine
But I’m pacing all the way from Wichaharkamissa Prime
Don’t you follow me
Won’t you follow me
Don’t you follow me
Won’t you follow me
Wherever, wherever, wherever I go
Here comes the old town drunks
With his damn guitar
He’ll be singing later to the night
Stop him
Unless we stop him
Unless we stop him
whoa whoa whoa
He never tries to be
More than we are
And that’s his secret weapon
Bang bang
Bang bang bang
Bang bang
whoa whoa whoa
Just when you’ve got ‘em licked
He rises from the ashes
Attire formal and strict
As he fumbles through the trash
I wasn’t made for this game
But all the same I have to play
I’m afraid of this place
This graceful place
I’m an only child
The time is fine
But I’m pacing all the way from Wichaharkamissa Prime
Don’t you follow me
Won’t you follow me
Don’t you follow me
Won’t you follow me
Wherever, wherever, wherever I go"
What did the preacher say to the chicken,"Cluck you I’m a man of god
The cows got up and ate the turtles
And they all turned into frogs
They jumped into a space ship
Heading out for the horizon
The edge of the universe called
And they bathed in the tears god was crying
And they bathed in the tears
Hot hot tears
They bathed in the tears god was crying
Back on earth the smoke was alive
The sludge was bubbling forceful
Hedge witch said to the bard ok
Look out now you better be careful
The rain washed them all away
Until all that was left was an island
The last woman standing was pregnant with twins
And she bathed in the tears god was crying
She bathed in the tears
Hot hot tears
She bathed in the tears god was crying
The frogs found themselves out in the void
They destroyed all life they found
By the time they got back home
There was nothing but magic around
Rising up from the middle of it all
Cracking in the widening spiral
The frogs set out to build a wall
And they bathed in the tears god was crying
And they bathed in the tears
Hot hot tears
They bathed in the tears god was crying"
I got half a face not a full,"face I have been replaced with my out
of place and my mismatched all my eyeballs
and my eyebrows tell the story I know
just what you're thinking that is pretty weird
and you're right I've
got a full plate which normally be gray
But I got no promises Calling
out my wish dumb on my old time
believing Got
my old time believing Sticking
on my phone what if the Internet
died Everything
was left inside Nobody
had any ideas of what to do I'd
be out of a job just like so
many people Nothing
would work it seems pretty scary and likely
seems so likely"
You say how about,"We start a nuclear war
With North Korea
I say how bout
we don’t
I saw how about
You stop waving
Your dick around
If you think it makes you look tough
Well it don’t
Cuz you look like little boys
Playing with your little toys
War and destruction seem romantic
You say how about
We kill millions of people
Because my daddy didn’t love me
I say how about not
I say how about
you put somebody in charge
With some sense of how
To deescalate the bomb
But when the bombs start to fall
God won’t forgive you at all
And what’s left of humanity will rise up and eat you alive"
you don't fit,"you're a square peg
you don't fit
you're a slightly too long leg
you don't fit
you never have
you don't fit
you don't fit
you're blocking the way
you don't fit
you've gone with slow decay
you don't fit
you never have
you don't fit
you don't fit
you belong in a museum
you don't fit
the facts are there but you don't see em
you don't fit
you never have
you don't fit"
For president who takes the stand Bernie,"Sanders That's
my man To
get big money out of politics He
says no to dirty tricks Five
billionaires He
won't be bought That
top 1 who don't get caught getting richer
and in control while the rest of us
are just stuck in a hole Wall
street rose to the worst recession this country
has seen since the Great
Depression As
where that recovery went Back
in the pockets of the 1 I went
walking that ribbon of highway I saw Barbie
that endless tire I saw below me that
golden valley this land was made for you
and me Lots
of small doors spawned Barney's
campaign for August
PACs make their way Billionaires
and corporations please take note here One
person gets one vote It's
time to end Citizens
United And
that's Scott
Bernie all excited He's
fighting for the best solution Just
amend the Constitution
and pass a law so we can see
who would sign Congress
with big money Our
disagreement in oppressed is no joke It's
why it's so important to get out and
vote for Bernie
because he's got all our backs and putting
an end to big super PACs
So when I'm
an adult I want I won't have to
doubt that my fault will always if I
went walking that ribbon of highway I saw
above me that endless sky I saw below
me that golden valley this land was made
for you and me The
thing about Bernie
has been consistent laser focused on a lifelong
mission stuff that most politicians talk about Bernie
spent 50 years walking the walk about a
living wage breaking free of the rat race
maze Listen
to him at any age fighting the good
fight from back in the day It's
time to get our democracy back and Bernie's
got us on the right track Vote
for Bernie
That is the solution to start this nation's
political revolution I saw above me that endless
sky wave I saw below me that golden
valley this land was made for you and
me If
I went for me that river highway I
saw of me that in your skyway I
saw you know me and I know you
Valley this land was made for you and
me This
land was made for you and me that
river that Hitler
I saw below me in that moment this
plan was made for you and me So
believe it or not in 1987 Bernie
Sanders recorded a five song EP
of folk music songs like this Land
Is yous Land
and We
Shall Overcome
and this is out there I'll
put a link to it in the description
You can go check it out It's
pretty amazing He
recorded it with a bunch of famous musicians
in Vermont
back when he was the mayor of Burlington
which is right where I grew up Then
this morning this morning then today being Bernie
Sanders birthday I got linked to this video
by a 12 year old who's calling himself
Bernie Boy
His YouTube
channel please go subscribe to him is in
the description Him
and his brother call themselves the Clive
Brothers and he's Bernie
boy And
I heard this rap that he did and
his energy is just so great and 12
years old is right when I started writing
songs so I loved it so much that
I decided to remix it and I was
like well what can I use for the
chorus And
I was like oh of course I'll
use Bernie
Sanders this land is your land for the
chorus So
happy birthday Bernie
Great work Bernie
Boy And
the Clive
Brothers very much enjoyed making this happen"
I’m sick as a dog,"So you won’t get much of a song
Out of me
Today
Maybe I’ll see you tomorrow
Maybe I’ll be feeling better
Then again maybe not
Ok"
Tell me who you want to be,"And i’ll show you where to go
in all the games you play
You’re a real hard hitter
But you’re hitting the wrong notes
And you think your winning
But your wheels are spinning
You sit there grinning
Oblivious
Every time you push
Another light goes out
Every wave that washes
Up on the shore
Is just an empty mouth
And you got to feed it
Your heart bleeds for it
It’s what you need, it’s
So obvious
Do you think you really know
What it is you truly want?
You’re lashing out
Synapses firing
But there’s no way to stop
You tumble further
So cocky and sure
It’s all a blur
You’ve gone too far
Look at the pieces
Don’t make connections
Save all your energy
For the truth which comes
From another direction
You least expect it
You can’t connect with it
Too simple, delicate
Like a dying star"
Been working all day,"Throwing pots of clay
In disarray
I'm a tumbling rock
Building block by block
I got the words to talk
Can you feel me
Did I get under your skin
Can you feel me
My clothes are loose
I am a duck duck goose
But it's just no use
Really off the wall
I'm 11 feet tall
Curled up in a ball
Can you feel me
Did I get under your skin
Can you feel me
I'm covered in hair
I'm beyond repair
Try not to stare
Has the way been cleared?
Are we sufficiently weird?
Let's grab a beer
Can you feel me
Did I get under your skin
Can you feel me"
The snows too powdery to make a fort,"It needs to be a little warmer
I forgot how cozy it could be
Watching the snow fall from the porch
My little one
They haven’t even plowed the roads
They’ll make giant piles of snow
Maybe soon we can start to build
But for now let’s get up and go
The owls burrow in their holes
Under covers we watch the snow
My hands and feet are very cold
Cars go slow on icy roads"
This is the bread and butter,"This is the bread and cake
This is the bread and water
This is what
I make
This is the bread and butter
This is the bread and salt
This is the bread of everything
And nothing is your fault
Nothing is your fault
But everything is your fault
Bread is good but bad for you
Carbohydrates and sugar too
Put it in your peanuts
Put it in your cereal
This is my bread and butter
This is my bread and cake
This is my bread and peanuts
And this
This is what
I make
These are the words
I'm singing
Do not mistake them for truth
Cause
I don't know what
I'm talking about
I don't know and
I don't know
I don't know what
I'm talking about
I don't know and
I don't know
O"
What if what you've got to give is,"just barely enough for you to live What
if you're giving all that you got and
it still just ain't quite enough But
that's okay Everything
you are is everything that you are not
your cell phone not your books or cards
you are more than the sum of your
part and that's okay I try to give
you everything I got every day I try
to give you everything I can owe okay
But sometimes I lost my way and I
don't got nothing more to say and that's
a lot of times I'm
just making these up on the spot And
this is one such time though it's not
that bad I suppose I got all of
my clothes on and that's okay I got
so much to do I don't got a
lot of the time I'm
just skating by on all the things I
try and that's okay till the day I
die and that's okay and thank you for
sticking with me for so long Someday
I will write my final song and someday
I'll put more effort into the forum but
for now this is all that I got
and that's okay I got a baby here
She's crying Trying
to calm her down Making
some broccoli some frozen broccoli I got this
little one running around What
is that Oh
it's a piece of foam Throw
that out Throw
it in the trash It
came off your chair but it's okay We
don't need it I'm
finishing up dinner I've
been spending most of my free time such
as it is today which is not much
working on one of the final songs for
the first season of Songonats
I have a commission that I have to
finish for Mother's
Day and then I have to get Jupiter
to bed and help Juliana
transition with baby Epiphany
into bed eventually So
this is all just to say that I
realize that I haven't been putting hardly any
effort into songaday lately and I don't know
I wasn't feeling too bad about it until
I don't know some of you have expressed
concern about it and I just want to
sort of bring you in on the loop
of like what's going on in my life
My wife is giving me the side eye
because she thinks that I'm
making an excuse and that I shouldn't be
doing that But
the reality of my life is that the
house is a mess and I have like
a thousand million things going on and I
don't have as much time to devote to
Song Day
as I did when I was living in
Berkeley and basically only had to worry about
myself And
I feel like right now what I'm
doing is just maintaining Song
a Day
It's this sort of thing that I'm
maintaining in the background of my life lot
of my effort goes into songonauts and various
other projects lot of my sort of more
serious effort gets diverted And
you know I think someday probably Song
a Day
will take center stage for me again But
right now I have these two children Yes
Yes Scoop
do love What
What did you make Oh
you made a tunnel Let's
see Whoa
cool Look
at that tunnel Is
that a time tunnel Anyway
thanks for continuing to watch all 115 of
you or whatever And
Yeah that's That's
all"
Sit with me,"Beneath the willow tree
I’m feeling so sleepy
Oh how I long to be
Part of the
Ceremony
Beneath the willow tree
Feeling so chilly
In the soft fall breeze
So tell me
What do you do to get what you want
How do you know you got what you get
How do you remember when you forgot
Can you recall something ain’t happened yet
I grow slowly
Like the willow tree
There are parts of me
That I haven’t seen
They’re actually
mystery
Just like the willow tree
How did we come to be
It’s all so crazy
So tell me"
When around the town we ride All,"the families on their bikes Together
we all make beautiful music Got
a toddler on the front Baby
in back smiling in the sun Together
we all make beautiful music Our
bikes love us and we love them back
As we ride through the city by the
cars like plaque On
the teeth of the town we keep on
singing: Unstoppable
Mamas and O!
Unstoppable Kids
Get your bike and go! Unstoppable
Papas Pedal
and flow Unstoppable
families and O
Sometimes there’s turbulence The
road we travel might have some bumps But
together we make beautiful music When
things are good, when things are hard We
ride together, we don’t drive cars Cuz
together we make beautiful music Every
begins and everything ends And
that’s right when it begins again As
long as you got friends you know you’ll
be Babies
make us so happy Helping
moms and kids ride Equal
access Not
driving cars Smiling
with our smiling children Kids
in the streets Barnraising
We are so grateful to our friends, they
saved us. Rolling
together to a better place, a new kingdom,
out of the kingdom altogether!"
If I put it in perspective,"One part truth and one part lies
When I stuck out my neck did
That come across as noble and wise
I’m not Rambo
Everything’s in shambles
I can’t keep it together
I’m fighting through the stormy weather
Yet another uphill climb
That’s ok I’ve got hiking shoes
fight for money a fight for time
I can’t tell if I win or lose
Everyday you see me here
But does it even matter
When will these darks skies clear
When will this mirror shatter"
And I’m proud to be from Desert Hot Springs,"One day I’ll find a town of midgets in the hills
I’m calling your cell phone
Can’t you hear the way it rings?
Ding ding ding ding ding ding
Pick it up or I will kill you!
With a shotgun
Cuz I like shotguns
My name is Mike Trash
And I like shotguns!
Ding ding ding ding ding ding"
Karl Rove,"You mad bro?
You sit there shaking
Saying no no no
Karl Rove
With your wet blanket
We're watching in horror
As you wank it
Karl Rove
Megyn Kelly's pissed
She's gonna kick your ass
If you keep up like this
Karl Rove
Unskew those stats
Where'd you learn
To count like that
Karl Rove
You'll get no gloating
No shit eating grin
No swift boating
Karl Rove
This election
Has been decided
And now the whole thing's done"
sometimes i hate this human body,"so fragile and perilous
to know that i at any moment
could up and die leaving all of this behind
sometimes it's great pain and pleasure
when I measure the day to day
but I’m subject to shoddy workmanship
planned obsolesce and infinite ways to die
leaving all of this behind
and the tighter that I’m clinging
the harder to let go
and the louder that I’m singing
the more damage to your throat
sometimes the weight of living's heavy
when I know I’m faced with certain doom
sometimes it's just too much to carry
but then there's nothing I can do but try
we satiate all needs and urges
we are social creatures, who need to be loved
no one's immune and you can embrace it
keep your heart open to infinite ways to die
nothing you can do but try
but sometimes i get angry
seriously pissed off
screaming at nobody
the pointlessness of it all
sometimes the straight and narrow message
can get so lost among the noise
two feelings mix in a single moment
unfettered happiness just as i'm poised to cry
we overrate our body's treason
there's no reason, it's just what is
we spend our days in sweet denial
but the early hours bring the infinite ways to die
just as i'm poised to cry"
Razor thin,"The margins
On the heels
Of decadence
Miscreant
The movement
Flies on the wall
Catch it all
don't don't don't
just stand there
say something
say something
i'm i'm i'm
too tired
for all of this"
She love me just like a hate crime,"You inspire me to create and I'm
Like the NEXT Computer
Adored but underselling
And one day my DNA
Will be crushing and compelling
Pick me, I said as I gave her rocks
Pick me, I left my wallet in the wash
Pick me, I said as she waddled along
She was a penguin flip flop flip
Could count the things I love about you one by one
They'd stretch from here to Valentines day and beyond
I keep my underpants in the freezer so when the arctic air
Comes rushing down into the city I will be prepared
Pick me, I said as I gave her rocks
Pick me, I left my wallet in the wash
Pick me, I said as she waddled along
She was a penguin flip flop flip"
Phineas Shark drove out to the pier,"And down into the water
Past the reef and the broken down boats
To his little boy and his daughter
And he laid down next to his wife
Martha, my dear, this could be it
The Super Bowl and Katy Perry
The breaks don’t get any bigger than that
It was such a thrill it was scary
I mean this could really change my life
Phineas Shark opened up Twitter
And typed “katy perry shark” into the search"
happy birthday isaac you're asleep on your tummy,"boy this cake sure is yummy
happy birthday isaac we all came for you
you're one today ohhhhhh
you just sleep all you want
have sweet dreams in the field
we'll save some pinata candy , you bet!
when you wake up it'll still be your birthday
though you don't know what that means just yet
today is your birthday
you can sleep it away
everything is a ok
pin the tail on the donkey
but don't make too much noise
you don't want to wake
the birthday boy
we'll sing him happy birthday
he'll hear it in his dreams
let the little guy rest
among the grass and trees"
To get ourselves a treat Fuck,"that, I’m
not going to the lobby Paid
17 bucks for this movie I’m
not paying 20 more for popcorn Go
shove it up your ass Up
your ass x3 And
furthermore if my refreshments danced around And
sang about me eating them Well
that would just creep me out So
I’m bringing my own food You
can try and stop me, but I’m
pretty fucking sneaky I’ve
got stir fry in my girlfriend’s purse Yeah
I paid for this movie, but I sneak
into other ones just as soon as this
one’s over And
if I like it I’ll
go home and torrent it Yes
I will I said fuck that, I’m
a vegetarian I wouldn’t eat a sentient being
Much less one that would dance around So
cute it could be my friend I’ll
name him Choo
Choo! And
furthermore, your popcorn is slathered in butter Your
employees don’t wash their hands And
your movies never start on time So
I’m bringing my own food You
can try and stop me but I’m
pretty fucking sneaky I’ve
got some stir fry and curry in my
girlfriend’s purse Yeah
I paid for this movie, but I sneak
into other ones just as soon as this
one’s over And
if I like it I’ll
go home and torrent it Yes
I will"
Time drips drops in little tiny drabs on,"the ceiling and the paint it is peeling
Scores of lightning bugs hug the corners of
their mouths so nervous unappealing Mixtures
of moistures fill the pleasant pastures of earth
Needles in haystacks and geese in flight back
and forth Formulaic
Formula Copernicus
Cornucopia And
that’s all That
I have to say About
that Skills
that build in spiraling waves leave no room
for meaning for the future Licking
the wind and in the seconds of infinity
I stopped by the moons of Endor
Get all the mess off the table before
you eat on it Take
one step less toes in the distant beyond
it"
Sure this song will get stuck in your,"head But
so does the sound of seals barking Or
cows dying But
as bad as the jingle is the video
is much much worse Some
guy in pajama pants Doing
bad interpretive dance And
I’m thinking to myself This
is what hell must look/sound like I’m
MG Seigler
These are my opinions Fear
my Tech
Crunch power I rule over my dominion with
an iron fist And
when I get pissed the internet better watch
out Cuz
I haven’t got a carington And
I blew Michael
Arrington to get this job Oh,
I’m MG
Seigler Here
are my credentials Fear
my TechCrunch
power Though
I have trouble with the essentials of grammar"
I want things to be better,"Seems like they’re getting worse
Every day’s a disaster
And man it really hurts
I want things to be better
For everybody
Long as people are struggling
Nobody is free
I want things to be better
But I must confess
I wake up with anxiety
And feel powerless
I want things to be better
And that means you too
I hope you’re doing all right
And that you’re muddling through"
It feels like a thousand knives have taken,"to my throat My
knee is fire and i can’t find the
strength to sing this note I thought that
I was young but i learned that i’m
old Younger
than some but still just as dumb as
the day i got off the boat I
give up You
win I won’t be coming this way ever
again My
brains on autopilot i hope that you can’t
tell Tie
me up with rope and I’d
still make a fool of myself Once
you pick me up though you’ll have trouble
putting me down As
for ruining a good thing I’m
sure I don’t need your help I give
up You
win I won’t be coming this way ever
again I’m
not one to waste your time but time
is just not real I’m
obsessed with the fact that facts can be
on two sides of the wheel One
side is tugging towards the mountains made of
light The
other side is pushing for the waving saving
fields I give up You
win I won’t be coming this way ever
agai"
“We weren’t supposed to live like this!”,"He screams into the void
Did neanderthals get depressed?
Was erectus constantly vaguely annoyed?
Once or twice he might of thought
The void was screaming back
But it was just the microplastics in his blood
Congealed into a heart attack
And the days unfold hallucinating fiction
And he lives in the middle of the contradiction
“We are only animals!”
mantra that he cries
Thinking to himself, “I guess that’s why
I only feel alive when I fuck my wife...”
Moving all his furniture
Around to compensate
For all the lack of novelty his brain was
Evolved over time to appreciate
Bouncing off the boundaries of his jurisdiction
And he lives in the middle of the contradiction
“We weren’t supposed to live like this!”
He yells to the ones he loves
While trying convince them to buy land
And build a commune in the woods
Holding on so tight to life
He’s only every known
Even if it’s clearly bad for him
He doesn’t have the will to let it go
Chaffing at the very first sign of friction
And he lives in the middle of the contradiction
Flowers bloom around the crucifixion
And he lives in the middle of the contradiction"
What's in a Dorito?,"Why does it make you jump out of your seat-o?
Is it the cheesy cheesy can't be beat-o?
Or something more concrete-o?
Show me your Dorito face!"
Throw away the words,"You don’t need them anymore
You’re not a delicate flower
Lost  in bloom
Bones and bits of skin
Larynx tightens up
Ribcage is a xylophone
Heart goes boom
The rent is too damn high inside my heart
Lost inside my mind and torn apart
Don’t let’s start
Is it
Any
wonder
That I
Think I
Don’t belong
That I’m
An im
Poster
Singing
All my
Stupid songs
All along
Can you undermine
Yourself in the morning
And still get through the day
So unscathed
Swimming little tadpole
Think that this is it
This pond is the whole world
At heaven’s gate
6 pickles in place of 8 mini pickles"
The Woolley Mammoth,"Lived in the Pleistocene
And went extinct
In the holocene
It’s closest relative
The asian elephant
Co existed with
Early humans
They used their bones and tusks
For making houses art and tools
They hunted them dawn to dusk
Eating their meat for food
Europeans were aware
Of their remains for centuries
They were convinced
They were the bones of giants
There are many frozen specimens
They had fur all over their bodies
They had tiny little ears
To reduce heat loss and frostbite
The largest known tusk Is 14 ft
But 8 ft long is a more typical size
They may have use tusks
To fight for territory
They’ve found mammoth tracks
11000 years old"
"10 years ago, the ETH ICO","Just a few hours left to the ETF
Do we give thanks to the big banks
For pumping our bags with retirement money
Are we here to get free or as rich as can be
And what does freedom mean
When not everybody’s free
Watch the inflows
As they come flowing in
Come on let’s go
Papa needs money for spending
10 years ago, the ETH ICO
Set us on a path    to sovereignty with math
Are we getting to close to the tired old ghosts
For pumping our bags with retirement money
Freedom from borders and discrimination
When I say these things I mean everyone"
The punks have taken over Miami,"Gazing down from billboards looking cool
They’re here to promote public art
And they won’t stop until their message has gotten through
It warms my heart to see these punks all running free
All over Miami right now
There is Lucky Dan, he’s my punk and oh goddamn
The gun show is in town watch out
The punks are having a moment
And I’d be lying if I said I didn’t miss
little bit of the good old days
When it felt like they were our little secret
Nobody could have predicted
Just what the punks have become
It was almost 4 whole years ago
I wrote my first CryptoPunk"
"Silvio Micali’s Algorand, Algorand, Algorand","Silvio Micali’s Algorand, Algorand, great technology
Silvio Micali’s Algorand, great technology, Algorand
Silvio Micali’s Algorand, uber on top of it, great technology
Oh no, Gary’s shilling shit coins again
While declaring that they are securities
Is it time yet to no longer pretend
That he’s ever been genuine
Gary Gensler in the red
What goes on inside your  head
And will you have to pay a fine
For shilling on company time"
Last Thursday,"in the music humanities class I teach at
Columbia two students we're giving an in class
presentation on composer John
Cage His
most famous piece is for 33 which directs
us to listen in silence to surrounding noise
for exactly that amount of time We
had to tell the students we could not
listen to that piece that afternoon because the
surrounding noise would not have been burned for
people walking by in the hallway but infuriated
chanting from protesters outside the building Lately
that noise has been continuous during the day
and into the evening The
jaw from the river to sea Palestine
will be free from the river to the
sea Palestine
will be free from the river to sea
Palestine will be will be the black Gaza
land will be black gazelle Black
Gaza black Gaza
land black Gaza
live black Gaza
live Black
God black God
black"
he only ate rice of uniform color and,"size he had female staff inspect every grain
he was afraid of flying and had live
lobsters airlifted onto his train oh while his
country starved he drank $700,000's worth of cognac
his biography claimed that he never pooped he
collected french poodles and african aphrodisiacs kim jong
il is dead but he is inside their
heads so complete is his control there should
be celebrations not macabre prostrations his shadow owns
their souls 5 foot 2 with lifts in
his shoes in love with Rambo
but hates westerners too ding dong kim jong
il is dead he had 17 mansions, and
20,000 VhS
tapes and thought he could control the weather
with his mood breeding giant rabbits was Kim
Jong's solution to his people's shortage of food
oh, while his country starved he claimed to
have invented the hamburger he banned mobile phones
and the internet and he loved elizabeth taylor
his biography said a lot of weird things
like that his birth was prophesied by a
swallow and heralded with a double rainbow and
that the first time he played golf he
got 11 holes in one and that he
wrote 1,500 book in 3 years and that
he composed 6 operas"
Why oh why,"Another one why
Another orphaned elephant
It makes me want to cry
It makes me want to stomp
And snuffle my trunk so bold
I can’t take much more of this
I’m only three years old
Gonna snuffle
And snuggle
And make you feel at home
First time around humans
I don’t want you to feel alone
There are no stupid questions
No quick ones going fast
There are lazy questions
Try first and then ask
Why oh why
Humans are the worst
They want us for our ivory
Or our hides to make a purse
They can’t see the big picture
They think they are so smart
With their great big brains
And their little tiny hearts
At some point
You get old
And the notches on your belt
Are just strips of tape
It’s not where the feeling’s felt
You need
thick skin
But no so thick you can’t feel
Simple is different than easy
You gotta know what’s real"
I can go,"By myself
Don’t have to know
The way out
Any road
And live to tell
The story
I tell the story
Don’t back up
Or you’ll explode
Severe tire damage
And you’re stuck in the road
Float above it
And let everyone know
The story
Tell the story
Never give in
To the thoughts
That chip away
That holler and haunt
Give the people
What they want
The story
Tell the story"
you went to the supermarket got your turkey wrapped in plastic,"cooked it in the oven just right should come out fantastic
the whole family's coming over you put on your evening gown
but creeping up behind you all moist and golden brown
it's the zombie turkey coming to pay you back
you run up the stairs into the bathroom lock the door
you can hear her boney legs banging on the floor
she's coming ever closer now, you look out the window to see
an entire neighborhood overrun by zombie turkeys
they are zombie turkeys and they're coming to pay you back
she's banging down the door now it looks like there's no escape
you can't outrun her because you’re out of shape
Judgement day is here are you saint or you a sinner
what a terrible way to die to be eaten by your dinner
by a zombie turkey who has come to pay you back"
What is the sound you hear in your head,"In the middle of the night
When the distractions of your day are gone
And all that’s left is the low dark hum
Can you see what you feel so sure
Is the crumbling mountain of the future
glimpse into some timeline
And the hum becomes a high pitched whine
Nobody knows what tomorrow will bring
All we have are the songs we sing
Nobody knows what tomorrow will touch
Too much or not enough
The forest was here long before you
And it’ll take over again
Every right angle will crumble decay
And come back to the fold some day
There’s a lot to do between now and then
And a lot of love to show your friends
And a lot of lives to save if you can
In ways we can’t comprehend"
I put myself,"In between
The word
And what it means
I can only
Do as much
As I can see
And i can touch
I hear
You call my name
I’m running
As fast as I can
There is nothing
That I wouldn’t do
Baby to get to you
You can poke it
Tug at it’s shirt
See what helps it
See what hurts
Combinations
Infinite
From the center
The thick of it
I knew the way once upon a time
When what was yours and what was mine
Was bubbling up from some forgotten deep
Was I awake then or I was I asleep?
Cold wind
Hard rain
Say it loudly
Say it plain
You’ve got
Everything you need
You’ve always had it
It never leaves ‘;"
Half the battle,"Is just showing up
Sooner or later
If you do that long enough
You mind find
You been radicalized
In the check out line
Of the supermarket
Burn it all down
Put your nose
In the turning gears
Now stay like that
For years and years
Half the battle
Is a signed contract
Having good self esteem
Is a revolutionary act
Burn it all down
Oh man have we got
An opportunity
So many choices
I’ll list them for thee
One path is a bike lane
One path ally oop
One path is mysterious
And one’s just a loop"
Okay,"Okay
Can you repeat after me
Yeah
I go get a light
Papa
Kappa
Could we do
Mama
Mama
Mama
Couldwe do the end
Now
When some songs end with a light sound they come lower
So do the lower voice
Do the
Here
I'll do the three lower voice
Okay
Okay
You do the three lower voice
This one
Very nice ending
Very good"
don't turn away from the light in the sky,"it might be god, he might be wearing a tie
and you'll stop and ask him for directions
or he'll light your cigarette for you
he's by himself or hiding in a group
in your lover's pants or in a fly in your soup
his cufflinks jingle when he struts
he'll let you in even if he hates your guts
no need to be afraid of dying
if it's love you want
but you can't face it without trying
we all want love
his suit fits him poorly his pants are too tight
he'll come looking for you in the still of the night
at the foot of your bed his beard tickles your toes
he'll take you away to where nobody goes"
Untangle and identify the short side of the,"sheet Tuck
the short corners into each other That's
a long rectangle with one side having two
round corners Now
match the Tuck
the two remaining corners till they're nested together
Push your hand into the pocket and make
a fake corner and find the edges of
the seam It
will begin to lay flat and make a
point Smooth
everything so the points are all flat and
pointed Fold
the sheet Third
fitted corner side to the middle first Then
the normal side to the middle Have
a small overlap in the middle Now
you have a long rectangle with a seam
down the middle Fold
and third and again bring the short side
to the middle then the other side Bring
the edges together smooth and flip You're
done Folding
a fitted sheet can be a tricky feat
but don't be intimidated it's not so complicated
Just listen to our song and if you
feel it sing along and would you know
it for too long You'll
know how to fold a fitted sheet"
Can you hear that sound Whoa,"And nobody's around Whoa
I got nothing to say to you right
now can you taste that drip Whoa
whoa Coming
right off of your limb Whoa
whoa Like
a aeroplane flying to a volcano and you
had an idea of how it all might
go but then you were so out of
tune that it was a Can
you feel the brakes failing when the car
goes in a lake and you die in
a freezing cold or freezing can you hear
the sound Whoa
whoa when nobody's around Whoa
whoa Like
heck You're
freezing your ass off Once
again you had an idea of how your
life would go but instead you followed the
only thing that you ever know oh can
you see the wind Shaking
all the trees up and down again Shaking
you down straight down to your bone to
your bone bone bone can you smell the
skunk Picking
up the pieces of all your junk Making
you sneeze and making you jump and jump
and jump and you thought you had some
kind of idea of how it might go
but then you were out of tune and
you knew and now you know and it
won't go and it won't go and it
won't go exactly like that no no no
no no it won't go it won't go
like just a f"
I am insecure but I am sure that,"you can barely tell I feel bad, it
makes me sad, I hide it very well
I'm not the kind of guy that you
would say is very strong But
I'll love you till the day I die
and more after I'm
gone What
can I do? I long for you. I
see you every day I long to give
you all you need to miss me all
the way And
to love me more And
to love me more And
to love me just a little bit more
Well, I'm
soft inside, and I have tried to keep
that part displayed My
heart's the one with the baton in front
of the parade I'm
younger than I look when seen with eyes
that judge too quick But
truth be told, I'm
feeling old and tired and lovesick You
turn me on and I am drawn, I
cannot stay away I long to give you
all you need to miss me all the
way And
to love me more And
to love me more And
to love me just a little bit more
Jack wanted Jill
Just like Adam
wanted Eve
I want you, baby More
than you believe I'm
so uptight I think I might just pop
like a balloon I wish I had a
brogue in plaid or Elvis
kind of croon I'm
the fool who'll spill your drink, apologize too
much What
I lack in grace I can't replace, I'm
a very loving klutz I want to give
you a place to live, a place to
knit and play I long to give you
all you need to miss me all the
way And
to love me more And
to love me more And
to love me just a little bit more
Just a little bit more"
I feel like I'm,"gonna pass out Gonna
pass out gonna pass out I feel like
I'm gonna pass out Gonna
pass out gonna pass out I don't know
why I feel this way don't know why
I feel this way don't know why I
feel this way why I feel this way
don't know why I feel this way don't
know why I feel this way it's hot
it's hard and I'm
not I'm
not joking I feel like I'm
gonna pass out Gonna
pass out gonna pass out so tired I'm
gonna pass out right now right now right
now right now right now right now right
now right now right now right now right
now Right
right right right right right now right now
right now right now right now hey hey
hey hey hey"
Now that Bernie’s surging,"Everybody’s coming guns blazing
Predicitable as the tides
The bullshit level’s amazing
Five hundred thousand
People are going bankrupting
Every single year here
Because medical expensive
They call him a liar
They call him a grifter
Often they ignore him
Right up till he’s winning
So get out there canvassing
Pick the phone phone banking
Send money to his campaign
They’re gonna come guns blazing"
Then you knock it down You,"drain the lake drop by drop so that
you won’t drown If
you’re overwhelmed, then you’re paying attention But
if you’re concerned with higher ascension Then
you missed your stop on the last train
out Temperature
drop when the winter comes Fire
followed by angry shouts Smoke
signals and the distant drums, the end The
end, oh the end has come When
you set out, you dream of land Foreign
and distant and totally new Two
weeks in you wish you had a place
of your own made just for you When
the sails are furled, and you step ashore
You won’t hear the waves at night anymore
And you miss the sound of metal on
mast And
the kiss of the stars as the morning
comes Speed
with which the days fly past Smoke
signals and the distant drums, the end The
end, the end has come You
dig a hole earth by earth Then
you fill it in You
did it for yourself, for what that’s worth
And you’d do it again You
dig all the way to the moon and
back You
dig right through a heart attack You’ll
keep digging til the shovel gives way Back
to the beginning with whispered hums You
put yourself up on display With
smoke signals and distant drums, The
end, then end the end has come The
end, oh the end, the end But
you wake from all groggy confused And
the hand you’re holding means you were unfolding
And you found it in yourself"
You're my best friend What,"you get into I stand by you no
matter what you get into But
you're my best friend And
I'll always be available to cuddle You're
my best friend When
the rain comes down from the hills and
we gotta go inside I'll
take you under my shelf and I'll
help you hide Because
you're my best friend and you always were
Whatever trouble you get him I'll
be there That's
for sure That's
for sure Cause
you're my best friend You're
the very best one that I've
encountered in this whole world Beneath
the sun when they come looking for the
price to be paid I'll
take you under my shelf and we'll wait
a will wait Because
you're my best friend You're
my best friend Oh
you're my best friend You're
the bestie best best I'll
be with you until they lay me down
to rest"
Every life’s a universe,"Every single one of them hurts
Every scream and every shout
Every bomb on every house
Go on, call it what you want
Pitch at me your childish taunts
Scream at us to shut up
Puff your chest out and act tough
We don’t want peace
We want liberation
We don’t want peace
We want justice
Every child’s body scarred
Every knife in the dark
Every human living in fear
Every crocodile tear
Go on, say that it’s our songs
That have more power than 1000 bombs
To flush that sentiment against
Ideas that make no sense
You bring death, you locked the door
Raining down your holy war
How much will you make for it
While my taxes pay for it
Go on, treat it like a game
Those NPCs are the ones to blame
But every life’s a universe
Every single one of them hurts"
One ship,"Out in the thick of it
Among the dying
He is flying
And always longing
To believe
One song
Where his heart belongs
Empty bottles
Chimes of freedom
When they’re filled
With what he loves
Where’s he gonna go
Gonna go
Where’s he gonna go
Where’s he gonna go
Gonna go
One dream
To save the melody
Hear it ringing
Gently singing
With the metal
of his gun
One more
And he’s crazy for
What we’re playing
No containing
The wild feeling
That he has"
I was singing to my grandmother who's dying,"As a mosquito landed on my knee
I said mosquito, you're part of this life I'm living
So do what you gotta do
I don't know what you're going through
I will gladly feed you
And he stuck his schnoz right in and bit me
Oh life is a precious gift
From whence we don't know where
Feel it while it lasts
Cause soon it disappears
I was running in the morning as is my wont
And the bright Hawaiian sun gave me a grin
I said sunshine you're part of this life I'm living
So do what you gotta do
I don't know what you're going through
I will gladly get burnt by you
And he shine shine shine on my skin
Oh life is a precious gift
From whence we don't know where
Feel it while it lasts
Cause soon it disappears
Hey darling there's nothing more important
Than the love that I feel for you here
You darling are part of this life I'm living
So let's do what we gotta do
Go through what we go through
I'll gladly be with you
And you make me better just by being near
Oh life is a precious gift
From whence we don't know where
Feel it while it lasts
Cause soon it disappears"
So the woman down at the chocolate shop,"Said “You gotta go and try this food”
So we went
It was just up the street
Strolling up Solano Ave.
Well we didn’t know what a treat we’d have
Since that day
We’ve been back once a week
Nature’s Express
Nature’s Express
When I’m feeling stressed
You feeeeeeed me
Oh
Nature’s Express
Nature’s Express
You are the best cuz you feed me
Can be hard sometimes, to find good food
When you’re vegan, and you’re in the mood
For something fast
And yummy as all hell
Well they make their own ketchup there
In fact everything is prepared daily
And boy you can tell
Nature’s Express
Nature’s Express
When I’m feeling stressed
You feeeeed me
Oh
Nature’s Express
Nature’s Express
You are the best cuz you feed me
So if you find yourself on Solono
And you’re looking for a place to go
And grab a bite
Look no further
The folks that work there are super great
And I know you will appreciate
Eating healthier
Eating healthier
Nature’s Express
Nature’s Express
When I’m feeling stressed
You feeeeed me, ohhhh
Nature’s Express
Nature’s Express
You are the best cuz you feed me"
Unfollow Fuck Jerry,"Joke stealing jerks
Famous due to theft
And algorithmic quirks
Unfollow Fuck Jerry
These dudes just ain’t funny
They don’t deserve the fame
They don’t deserve the money
Unfollow Fuck Jerry
They stole Vic Berger’s vid
Then told him to shut up
When he called them out on it
Unfollow Fuck Jerry
They get advertising jobs
With their stolen jokes
No original thoughts
So many stolen jokes
No original thoughts
Unfollow fuck jerry
They are deleting tweets
But the internet’s forever
You should know that Jerry
14 million followers
And we won’t rest until
All 14 million of them
Have unfollowed"
Amyotrophic lateral sclerosis,"Also known as Lou Gerig’s disease
Is neurodegenerative
With various causes
It’s characterized muscle spasticity
And weakness due to muscle atrophy
Difficulty speaking
Swallowing and breathing
30,000 americans
Have it at any given time
Anyone can get it
And it’s the most common motor neuron disease
There is no known cause
Except sometimes genetics
And there’s clinical trials underway worldwide
You can donate to The ALS Association
They’re split up with chapters for each US region
They are looking for a cure
That’s what all this ice bucket stuff is for
So go donate please if you can
And I tag"
Ooooo Digital Scarcity,"What does any of it mean
Gotta fix usability
For NFTs to go mainstream ,
NFTs ain’t finance
Arguments ain’t war
No stone bridges
out of iron anymore
If there were two mona Lisas
The same in every way
But you knew one was real
And you knew one was fake
Which one would you say
Has the authenticity
Failure begins with having
To explain fungibility
Are NFTs for their own sake
Enough in the end
Or do they need utility
Or speculation
Communication is sorcery
All magic is change
You can inscribe a magical word
Onto the blockchain
I could make money off my song
Every single time its heard
If it were were an NFT owned
By an ERC 20 bonded curve
Matt owns the podium
He won’t light it on fire though
Horse dung in Ultima Online
Was a currency, did you know
Every stone has a story
Nouial Roubini is wrong
William Chamberlain invented
Curved salad tongs
Don’t just focus on scarcity
For NFTs in games
Use your imagination
Explore the whole range
We’ve come so far
With the internet
But all white papers
Are two column pdfs"
"Good market, bad market","Silly they’re the same
Everyday we make our way
With a tiny monkey brain
And we follow it even if
It leads off a cliff
Never knowing if
We’re in control or powerless or if
It’s really us inside or just a simple trick
Of some higher dang dimension
That’s going about it’s business
Meanwhile suffering is all around you
M ay as well love each other
No matter what you do
May as well
Love each other
May as well
Try not to suck
So when you suffer
You have another
To laugh and cry
And dance and sigh
And fool around and fuck
The end"
Hey Jonathan sorry for my late reply,"I cannot make you wait any longer
I will not trade this sad ape right now,
But I might change my mind
Actually, I also made a mistake
6 days ago I sold my robot ape
Then I saw your sad ape
The clean and sad eyes are impressive
I have been entangled whether to swap with you
Love the sad ape I love her as much as you
So I will not trade it now
This is the most interesting thing
I have encountered in the NFTs
Thank you for bringing me all this
NFT is consensus and NFT is empathy"
Tell me the good news,"I wanna hear it from you
Don’t let it percolate
Just give it to me straight
Where you gonna be
When you wake up tomorrow
Who you gonna see
When you go out tonight
My thick skin is tough and
My dark heart is nothing
Next to that black hole
That sits in the middle
Of your chest that stretches out
Beyond the confines of your ribs
Letting no light escape
And warping time and space
Soldiers light candles
Tyrants flip through channels
Endless nesting
And blind confessing
Straight out of your face
Air bubbles in my brain
And electricity
I can’t get away
ho"
If we’re not fulfilled in work,"We’re not fulfilled in life
Community is not dead
Nor will it ever not die
Blend up all the industries
Diversify ideas
They might forget what did
But not how you made them feel
Some bosses are like dictators
Who don’t value you at all
But the most important thing
Is fulfilling your potential
And soon we’ll be having meetings
In augmented reality
Being human matters
And so does authenticity
Create attractive environments
With color and with light
Emotion is the key
to experience design
Reach people where they are
Micro learning opportunity
Don’t think outside the box
Get rid of the box totally"
Otherside gas war The,"likes of which we’ve never seen before Oh
yes please now burn those fees But
I can’t take it anymore None
of us could ever seen how this would
play out all last year Holding
on for dear life now as the dreams
all disappear Otherside
gas war Not
much about which I’m
sure All
I know is that I don’t But
I can’t take it anymore Tell
me what it’s all gonna like 1 3
5 years from now I’m
simply not convinced that any of it will
be around Don’t
you tell me that you know it all"
There was a man who always lived his life,"Looking for the way to the spotlight
And from his throne made many decrees
Like saying ETH is a security
But there was a little cat with a heart of gold
Who would step up it was foretold
And strike a blow for all the rest
Mr. Miggles and the ETF
They said it was impossible
That Gary was unstoppable
Mr. Miggles is a rockstar
Never tell him what the odds are
Mr. Miggles says, “What do you think?”
To the man standing next to him, it’s Larry Fink
Larry says, “Cat, look at it go,
First day is a billy that’s some really good inflows”"
You say one thing,"I hear another
If you say anything
I wouldn't bother
I got this dog that
Follows me around
His name is Ego
His name is Ego
You sing my song
Hold up a mirror
You get it wrong
Couldn't be clearer
I got this fish that
Follows me around
His name is oh no
His name is oh no
And the colors in the sky are bright
All right!
Grab the gun
It's in the glove box
You can't outrun
The pace of your thoughts
I've got a bird
She's made of wood
She is a coal mine
She is a coal mine
There is a light
You cannot teach it
Put it in your middle
They cannot reach it
I got this cat that
Follows me around
Her name is hell yes
Her name is hell yes
And the colors in the sky are bright
All right!
You are the boogie man
You are the creature
You are the bug
You are the feature
I've got a monkey
He sits on top of me
Spouting nonsense
Spouting nonsense
Don't give away
Your position
Don't pretend that
You're not a person
I've got this elephant
And she's in the room
Her name is uh oh
Her name is uh oh"
Looking all around,"Trying to find
Someone that
Is in tune with my mind
Doesn’t have to be
Cool or hot
Just wanna sync
Up in our thoughts
I can’t have
Friends at all
Unless we’re making
Things together
Is that sad
Or is that gross
Do I have to judge
Myself the most
I make dinner
And then I eat
Together with
My family
Then I do the dishes
And put to bed
My little boy
The sleepy head
All the while
Inside of me
This little ball
Of anxiety
I try to swipe
It away
Do some work
Or watch TV
Looking all around
Trying to find
Someone that
Is in tune with my mind"
Dayna Morales said,"She serverd customers that were prejudiced
But then when she was pressed
Turns out she made it up
It really did snow in the Middle East
But this picture of the sphinx beast
Covered in snow was a low blow
It was from a theme park in Japan
Elan Gale and his white whale
In Thanksgiving skies
He made her up as a punching bag
For the internet to despise
And 4Chan with their master plan
To get young girls who love Justin
To cut themselves it was the internet's worst side
Jimmy Kimmel's twerking fail
Samsung paying apple in nickels
Childs christmas letter to amazon
The eagle snatching the baby
The Chinese husband who sued his wife
When his children we so ugly
And he found out that she had gotten
Plastic surgery
Horse Ebookes twitter account
The waterproof iPhone
former NSA chief Michael Hayden’s assassination;
Nelson Mandela's death picture
Manti Te'o got catfished
This woman said she was living in poverty
And gathered up donations"
Oh yeah oh yeah You,"gotta go now You
gotta go now you gotta go right now
Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah You
gotta go right now Gotta
go gotta go right now Where
you gonna go Where
you gonna go to now When
you gotta go the most Are
you gon make some toast When
you got a gold le Are
you going to make a great big feast
Cuz now you got to go now you
got to go now you got to go
got to go go go go It's
getting dark outside"
Standardized tests,"To make some standardized kids
Bleed those babies dry
Of anything creative
We don’t want them to think for themselves
Because robots will be here soon
And those robots will be standardized
So we better make sure they are too
Have you ever noticed
That prisons look like schools
It’s all the same system
And you play by the system’s rules
Every standardized test I took was a terror in my brain
I stay up worried for weeks
What if I got them all wrong and my score were lame
Well I don’t want my boy to be standardized
Tested and approved and stamped
I want him to be able to be himself
And don’t want anyone saying he can’t
Everybody knows it’s all broken as can be
But too bad for us we’re like Rome in 476 C.E.
Now I didn’t learn that in school I google it just now
so fuck your standardized tests, they don’t measure
anything worthwhile anyhow
Yeah intelligence is overrated
I’ll take empathy and compassion
Over your intelligence tests
Intelligence got us into this mess
Teach a kid to think, how to think for themselves
And they’d laugh at your standardized test
And at the silly schoolwork, they don’t need your help"
They write the shows you love,"And they’re not asking for much
But the AMPTP
Well they’ve got to go and act tough
I think they think that pretty soon
That writers won’t even be needed
That artificial intelligence
Will conceive of and write whole seasons
So get out on the picket line
And let the fools discover
That AI can’t compete
With even the world’s most terrible writers
Get out on the picket line
It’s time to name and shame
The industries are different
But the fight is exactly the same
And that’s why it’s called
Solidarity
Writers, like everyone else
Deserve a living wage
But the AMPTP
Don’t believe that writers should even be paid
If they had they’re way
Writers would be working for free
I mean think of the money they’d save
In a writer factory
So get out on the picket line
And show the fools the cost
Of playing rough and tumble
With people good at their jobs
Get out on the picket line
It’s time to name and shame
The industries are different
But the fight is exactly the same
And that’s why it’s called
Solidarity"
I lived on the west coast for 7,"years and what I missed most was spring
When the sun shines so you simply can’t
know the joy that 50 degrees can bring
So it’s true I missed my family, my
mother, father, brother and niece But
when the birds start chirping I’m
quite certain I love being back east Oh
even though I’ve
got this cold And
the snot is running down my nose I
stick my head out the window And
I feel that soft spring breeze blow The
snow towers are melting And
it opens up your chest The
skip in your step After
months of death You
just don’t get it out west You
have to go through the darkness To
appreciate the sun You’ve
got to freeze your bones off To
have all the damage undone So
you can keep your desert palm trees And
your sunny all year round You
can keep your perfect tan bodies And
all your surfing summer sounds Cuz
all of that ain’t worth One
single jelly bean When
the long dark winter falls away And
we see the first little shoots of green"
Everything that ever was will always be,"Everything that is right now
Everything that ever was will always be
Everything that will always be
There is nothing that will ever be anything
Other than what always was
Nothing ever was that could ever be
Anything other than right now
Everything that ever happened before
Will happen again and again
Everything that is going to happen
Is also happening now
Everything that you’ve ever done
You’ll do it again sometime
Sometime everything you’ve ever done
Was done and will be done again"
How many times have NFTs died,"How many times brought back to life
Earthquakes and automobiles
Ones ricochets and the other has wheels
I don’t mean to be cryptic when talking about crypto
And in case you missed it, it’s just the ebb and flow"
I was always minuscule,"I was always bigger than a thousand suns
We played make believe
101 Dalmatians
I am not a metaphor
Memories reconstitute
I’m still the same as before
Delete this later but I felt cute
I can see my house from here
You are like a puppy dog she said
Crying in the hinterlands
They bombed the bakery no more bread"
Secret cat,"Can’t see her
But she makes you sneeze, oh
Secret cat
Can’t see her
But she makes you sneeze, oh
Whoah
Whoahhh
She blends in with the carpet
She never ever meows
She goes out every night
To bring you a secret mouse
Secret cat
Secret cat
I’m still allergic to you
Secret cat
You can’t see her
She makes you sneeze
Ohhhh
Secret cat
You can’t see her
But she’ll make you sneeze, yeah oh
Whoahh
Whoahhh
Secret cat had a sister
Her name was well-known cat
She got a job in Hollywood
And well, that was that
Secret cat, secret cat
I know you must be lonely sometimes
Secret cat
Cant’ see her
But she makes you sneeze
Ohh secret cat
Can’t see her
But she makes you sneeze
Ohhh
Whooah
Whoah
Secret cat when you die
I don’t think I’ll even know
I’ll still be sneezing
And I’ll think of you
I know that you’ll be happy
Wherever you go
Ohhhh
Secret cat, secret cat
You could be dead for all I know
Secret cat
You can’t see her
But she makes you sneeze
Ohhh
Secret cat
You can’ see her
But she makes you sneeze
Yeah oh
Whoahh
Whoahhh
Whoahh
Whoahh
Whoahh
Who – achoo
Oh – achoo
Achoo
Achoo
Secret cat
Secret cat
I love you
And that’s a fact"
I got a sturgeon face,"I got a sturgeon face
I got a sturgeon face
I got a sturgeon face
I got a sturgeon face
I got a sturgeon face
Face
I got a sturgeon face
I got a sturgeon face
I got a sturgeon face
I got a sturgeon face
I got a sturgeon"
We contain multitudes,"BE A LITTLE WILD
Bobcat animal interlude
BE A LITTLE WILD
Cats in a bubble kingdom
BE A LITTLE WILD
million things I haven’t done
BE A LITTLE A WILD
BE A LITTLE WILD
DON’T LET FEAR OF THE UNKNOWN
KEEP YOU FROM THE CHANGE YOU NEED
TO REPLACE THE YOU THAT’S GOT TO GO
Speeches with a laser show
BE A LITTLE WILD
Jason likes the iPad pro
BE A LITTLE WILD
Indépendant terrifyingly
BE A LITTLE WILD
Even positive change is scary
BE A LITTLE WILD
BE A LITTLE WILD
DON’T LET FEAR OF THE UNKNOWN
KEEP YOU FROM THE CHANGE YOU NEED
TO REPLACE THE YOU THAT’S GOT TO GO
play the song on the radio
BE A LITTLE WILD
friends on the internet are meaningful
BE A LITTLE WILD
song a day can be hard sometimes
BE A LITTLE WILD
it’s a great big mountain that i climb
BE A LITTLE WILD"
Everybody sees you Everybody,"knows just what you’re doing Close
down that tomb Some
things are better left undone I never really
told you about the feelings kept inside But
here it comes and there it goes, baby
Here it comes and there it goes I
know you’re calling my name again I know
you’re calling my name I know you’re calling
my name again, my baby Even
Jesus Christ
was resurrected Wouldn’t
it be nice if we could do the
same? But
we best think twice before we bring things
back that don’t belong here Look
at my eyes x3 Here
it comes, baby and there it goes, baby
Here it comes and there it goes I
know you’re calling my name again I know
you’re calling my name I know you’re calling
my name again, my baby These
feelings wouldn’t survive if we didn’t keep them
alive If
we didn’t feed them love Love
Open up your heart and let the moonlight
in Tell
the whole truth, tell the world our story
But you best think twice before you bring
things back that don’t belong here Look
at my eyes x3 Here
it comes, baby and there it goes, baby
Here it comes, baby There
it goes I know you’re calling my name
again I know you’re calling my name I
know you’re calling my name again, my baby"
Crawling on my hands and knee Trying,"to find something to hold on to Lying
down on my back Looking
up at the trees Thinking
that I don't want to I feel like
I'm just this old broken guitar Got
nothing to offer Going
for a walk into the woods When
I know that I've
got nothing to fear That's
what's going on that's what's going on that's
what going on Singing
so softly when I think that I should
probably sing loud Flipping
the bird to every cop I see When
I am shaking my fist at the cl
Watching Star
Trek with my friends and my wife loves
it just as much as I Trying
to get to the light When
I know I am lonely Dark
side that's what's going on that's what's going
on that's what's going on Sa"
This is the space that I work out of,"It's in a basement in Williamsburg
It's not much but it's super cheap
I share it with a bunch of guys
I got my green screen
And I got my lights
The space floods
When it rains too much
And there's this hissing noise in wintertime
When the heat comes on
the last couple months
There's been construction
So it's not ideal
But like I said it's super cheap
Now I'm moving down to windsor terrace
and i'm looking for a new space
I need a studio that I can work out of
To write my song a day
Have you got any leads
That fit my needs
Have you got any leads
For me?
I'm looking for
Something close to home
Big enough to shoot video
And quiet so I can record
I'd like to share
with a few really cool musicians
Who are also making stuff
And maybe we can collaborate
Like I said
I make a song a day
I've been doing this for almost 6 years
I used to work from home
But it didn't work for me
I'd never put pants on
And that was a problem"
I’ve been chasing a crazy dream,"Down on rainbow road
I’ve been living in the space between
Where the tame and the wild things go
And the sandman casts his fishing line
And the stoplight flashes green
I will never stop wishing I
Could someday 0  live inside that dream
And this road is familiar
And the signpost is familiar
And you punch it hard until you
Know you got to
Now you got to
Oh you got to
Let it go
Down that hill and around the bend
And the void it comes alive
Comes so easy, remember when
Didn’t even know how to drive
And straight ahead a bomb explodes
And lightning strikes the sand
Keep your eyes up on the road
Keep the steering wheel in your hands
And this road is familiar
And the signpost is familiar
And you punch it hard until you
Know you got to
Now you got to
Oh you got to
Let it go
The hills are concious
And they'll eat you for breakfast
And the gophers are angry
The cows are restless
You can take that narrow path
I will find my own
Recognize my heartbeat as
The only way I've ever known
Cross into the ether now
Cross that finish line
If I could I surely would
Make that world mine"
Let's go,"Sailing on a solar wind
We'll keep going till we reach the end of the universe
We got a ways to go
But we'll get there faster
When the hot winds blow
Oh let's go
Slipping on a solar wind
Out of this existence you'll transcend
When we get there
Who knows what we'll find
I met
God there once
He blew my mind
Oh
Solar wind solar wind
Come on let's ride it
If you're happy
There's no reason to hide it
I love you and
I won't deny it
Oh no no no no
Solar winds giving our solar wind
Let's win our solar wind
Let's go let's"
You tell us bedtime stories,"But who puts you to sleep?
Are you awake the whole night long
Tending your flock of sheep?
Consider this a remedy
Lay down and close your eyes
Time to put away the mic
It’s Scooter’s lullaby
Goodnight scooter
Scooter good night
Good night scooter
Till the morning light
You’ll see us in your dreams"
down the hole where grandpa died,"i came across a three piece man
well met i said well met by chance
everything was down that hole
every living and dead soul
cold as fish and black as coal
they'd never heard of rock and roll
i told you
i warned you
i said they wouldn't listen
you ran out
found jesus
and now you're into his thing
a soldier
can onlya
shoot what's there in front of him
no one can
fly higher
than death he's there above him
will the feeling never die?
will the feeling never die?
despite untold years
passing quickly by?
on another boat
on a boat across the sea
will the feeling never die
is it love that lives for eternity
up i said up to life and lightness
enough i said bring me brightness
i climbed a rope and crawled out blinking
just in time to see the moon winking"
Hey what you gotta say,"Gotta say hey what you gotta say
Gotta say
You gotta say something now make it count
Everybody's listening to you don't mess it up hey
Gotta say
Gotta say hey what you gotta say
Gotta say
Everybody's turning your way on your soapbox
Better say something worthwhile don't just talk about pock
Bright tops
Hey what you got to say
Got to say
Hey what you got to say
Got to say
Hey what you got to say
Got to say hey
What you got to say
Got to say hey"
Captain Twerk,"that space booty Pondles
Bitcoin maximalist bitcoin spank chain welcomes you to
Aldous We
know you're not giving away triples Different
tokens You
know the score Colony
and Dogecoin
welcome you to Betalygo
Where no one's gone before When
no one's gone before Vitalik
Buterin thumbs up He's
a literal scammer Here's
a link to Reddit
the NASA
coder Go
develop your own blockchain technology where you can
be 1000 sure of decentralization Push
your money in a mattress Out
here that's overseen by the bedbug community Satoshi's
approach Relying
on no central authority And
Vitalik is dangerous Vitalik
is dangerous He's
very dangerous Vitalik
is dangerous No
sh The
best thing ever Mr
Premine has his vision but he won't see
reason We're
so stoked to have you aboard Debit
illegal Where
no one's gone before His
viewpoints will take into account the fact the
code is to be audited by an auditing
firm and approved by consortium Talk
about ERC
2721 and 1701 OMG
Mr Shatner
assisting ERC
standards in order to school a crypto troll
captain Dwerk
that space booty Paul
knows Bitcoin
maximalist bitcoin spank chain welcomes you to all
this We
know you're not giving away triples Different
tokens You
know the score Colony
and Dogecoin
welcome you to Bitly
Go Where
no one's gone before To
Bitly go Italy
Go to Better
League Go
where no one's gone before"
he’s a smooth brain operator,"Living in a no mans land
No cracks or dips or crevices
You sign that he understands
When he calls your name
You won’t hear him
His voice is like a wisp
In the morning time, he drinks his wine
And gets lost in the foggy mist
He’s the smooth brain operator
He does just what he’s told
There’s no electrical activity
And no sign of heart or soul
When you call his name he won’t hear you
He’s staring at himself
Locked in with the pale voice of
ghost that never gets out
He’s a smooth brain operator
Baby bottom like butter silk
He’s chained himself to status quo
It’s a tiny sine wave of chill
He don’t do much but sit around
And mumble unintelligibly
The way that it’s always been
Is the way it has to be
He’s the smooth brain operator
Working for The NY Times
No chemicals that shape and mold
No reasons and no rhyme
He doesn’t hear music or move at all
When the thumbing bass goes boom
You wouldn’t even notice him
In the middle of a empty room"
I'm not really here I don't know where,"I am Maybe
I'm living inside the garbage can just like
Oscar Just
like the Grouch
Just like Oscar
That's what I'm
talking about But
I Oh
don't you give up now O
that's what I'm
Oscar To
the ground Oh
oh Don't
you put down your rules somewhere you will
regret You
will too I'm
not really here I don't know what that
means My
head's full of big plans and schemes Living
in the future just like a flash when
he ran when he ran when he ran
when he ran when he ran really fast
oh oh don't you go too fast Mr
Flash oh don't you go too fast or
else you might you might feel that you
stuck in the future just like me with
your brain not where it should be that's
what I said I'm
not really here I'm
somewhere else entirely I'm
feeling like a typewriter with a monkey I'm
feeling like Bart
Simpson writing those words over and over again
and again oh oh don't you listen to
what they say because oh nobody knows the
right way to do anything to do anything
Not a monk in a cave Not
a king on a throne Not
a man on the street walking home all
alone not an tree in the wilderness not
a while for Not
a man in the street in the hand
of the store"
Dylan and Michelle,"I remember when you were just friends
That was back at Bennington
But even back then
You were inseparable
Yesterday you got married
I wish I could have been there for it
I hope I get to see you soon
And admire you as Mr. and Mrs.
I’ll call you Mr. and Mrs. Weird
So fascinated by the obscure
cuter pair of strange curious people
I don't' ever think that there were
Dylan and Michelle
I can't tell you how happy I am for you
When we hung out together in Budapest
That was such a very, very fun time
Yesterday you got married
In the summer green that is New Hampshire
I hope I get to see you soon
I’ll call you Mr. and Mrs. Beat Break Dancer
I’ll call you Mr. and Mrs. Weird
So fascinated by the obscure
cuter pair of strange, curious people
I don't' ever think that there were
And Dylan, you're a break dancing fool
And Michelle, you carry such a nerd cool
In epic matrimony like an automata pony
You’ll be unstoppable
Congratulations"
It’s the height of culture,"It’s about the future
Get away with murder
Stupider the better
Gonna push it further
Ever higher number
Tell your mother
Stupider the better
You’ve got the hunger
You’re a big man hunter
What’ll you discover
Stupider the better
It’s the height of culture
You’ve never touched her
In vibrant color
Stupider the better"
La la la la la la la la,"la la la la la la la la
la la la la la la la la
la la la la still got a headache
but I don't feel La
la la la la la la la la
la la la la la la la la
la la la la la Like
I can barely hear the guitar can barely
hear anything at all My
ears my ears feel like they filled up
with a cotton ball La
la la la la la la la la
la la la la la la la la
la la la Baby
I will feel better maybe I will feel
better tomorrow La
la la la la la la la la
la la la la la la la la
la la la la la la Gotta
put to kiss a bed Tonight
is my night to do that Then
I'm gonna go to sleep oh yeah took
a long"
I really really really need a phone ):,"I really really really feel alone :\
My headache didn't even go away....
I have a headache... Just another day.
two hundred seven thousand seventeen
Just ate a chocolate covered coffee bean!!!
two hundred thousand seven hundred ten
My tummy isn't feeling well again
Ambition doesn't matter anymore
one hundred fifty thousand forty four
one hundred fifty thousand eighty two
Love doesn't have restrictions, people do
JUST HURRY UP AND FUCKING ANSWER ME!!!!!!!
how patient can a person truly be?
Cant ask a simple question anymore
two hundred forty thousand twenty four
I never put another over mine 
two hundred twenty thousand twenty nine
Class is a lifestyle , not an outfit #true
two hundred twenty thousand eighty two
Ambition doesn't matter anymore
one hundred fifty thousand forty four
one hundred fifty thousand eighty two
Love doesn't have restrictions, people do
two hundred forty seven thousand four
this isn't even funny any more
Play station network isn't working #great
two hundred fifty thousand fifty eight
two hundred twenty thousand seventeen
I really hate the iPhone message green..
Well my computer is completely fried
computing test tomorrowdies inside"
Every business depends on how time is spent,"You can look at the clock and wonder
where the time went But
with VMware
a vSphere it's a whole new a frontier
consolidating server Save
Money and Time
VMware vSphere is sublime VSphere
solutions are easy to use easy to deploy
and to manage To
free your IT
staff from menial tasks with automation capabilities it'll
do what you ask New
applications provision in just minutes Change
request response times in just minutes Every
business depends on how time is spent You
can look at the clock and wonder where
the time went But
vsphere solutions keep it all up and running
with automated backup disaster recovery hardware maintenance zero
downtime And
when it comes time to design new applications
you can test and deploy by optimizing reproduction
staging environments Your
applications will always be available Your
applications will always be available VMware
a vSphere it's a whole new a frontier
consolidating server Save
Money and time VMware
vSphere is survived vSphere delivers improve utilization utilization
of servers resulting in fewer resources to manage
your power store and buy Increase
your server utilization rate from 5 to 15
up to 60 to 80 You
may even achieve consolidation ratios of more than
15 to 1 Every
business depends on how time is spent You
can look at the clock and wonder where
the time went but not with the empty
sphere"
When you tap-n-give,"You help a puppy live
You help those in need
In Haiti
You help children and their families
You can
If you just tap-n-give
You can tap-n-give
On your iPhone
You tap-n-give
Share with everyone you know
You tap-n-give
To the charities who need
You tap-n-give
To be the best you can be
Well when you give-n-tap
It’s an iPhone app
To spread the word on charity
You get these wallpapers
When you give the dollars
So won’t you just tap-n-give
Oh you tap-n-give
On your iPhone
You tap-n-give
Share with everyone you know
You tap-n-give
To the charities who need
You tap-n-give
To be the best you can be
Oh tap-n-give
Give give give"
Duck facts,"Many ducks
Are we all ducks
The ducks are taking over
The ducks are taking over
The ducks are taking over
The ducks are taking over
The ducks are taking
His name was
Dr
Duck
Dr
Duck
Dr
Duck
Dr
Duck
The ducks are taking over
Dr
Duck
Dr
Duck
His name was
Dr
Duck
Dr
Duck
Dr
Duck
Dr
Duck the ducks are taking over
Dr
Duck
Dr
Duck
This whole video conspiracy
Does it even exist
Are we real
Who am
I
It made a duck sound
It made a duck sound
Duck sound
It made a duck sound
Duck puzzled
The other guy was duck
This guy's
Dr
Duck
The ducks are taking over
Dr
Duck
Dr
Duck
Duck puzzled the other guy was duck
This guy's
Dr
Duck
The ducks are taking over
Dr
Duck
Dr
Duck
Duck
Duck
Duck
Duck
Bop bop
Duck
Woo d
Toad get out of my pipe man
Toad get out of my pipe
Toad get out of my pipe man
Toad get out of my pipe
Toad get out of my pipe man
Toad get out of my pipe
Toad get out of my pipe man
Toad get out of my pipe duck
Facts
Many ducks are we all
Ducks
The ducks are taking over
The ducks are taking over
The ducks are taking over
The ducks are taking over
The ducks are taking
His name was
Dr
Duck
Dr
Duck
Dr
Duck
Dr
Duck
The ducks are taking over
Dr
Duck
Dr
Duck
His name was
Dr
Duck
Dr
Duck
Dr
Duck
The ducks are
Taking over
Dr
Duck
Dr
Duck
Duck
Puzzled
The other guy was duck
This guy's
Dr
Duck
The ducks are taking over
Dr
Duck
Dr
Duck
Duck
Duck
Duck
Dr
Duck
Dr
Duck the ducks are taking over
Dr
Duck
Dr
Duck
Duck puzzle
The other was duck
This guy's
Dr
Duck
Are we all ducks
Are we all just ducks
What is going on here
This is a conspiracy
This whole video is a freaking conspiracy
Does it even exist
Are we real
Who am
I"
You already know,"You may not know you know
You already have
Everything you need
Letting letting go
It might be difficult
That’s not good or bad
There’s no you or me
Who is minding the store
It’s not me, I’m not there anymore
There is no calm and no storm
Who is minding the store
I’m not the guy
Who writes a song a day
I’m not the guy
Providing for his family
I’m not the guy
Who tries to understand
I’m not a guy
I’m not Jonathan Mann"
He is 23,"He plays extreme frisbee
He’s coaching Tiki in math
So she’ll get her degree
His favorite color is blue
And he loves to ski
He just bought a house
He loves his friends and family
He allergic to doing the dishes
He’d rather play Hearthstone
he’s an impromptu handy man
He’s a reservoir engineer
He loves living in Alaska
He calls himself lazy
Even though he’s doing everything he can
His accent is Kiwi
He’s in love with Tiki
He’s a real sweety
She loves him so
She’s better than him at video games
He went to school here in the states
He’s her knight in shining armor
Her hero
Tiki and Harry
They met on the internet
But when someone asks the two
Of them how they met
They make up something new
He has a cat named Mao
Who is very hyperactive
She wakes up at 6am
And he just sleeps right through it
He likes to brag at how
Good he is at smash brothers
And how good he is at board games
He was born in China
And grew up in New Zealand
People make fun of his cat’s name"
This is Dr. Boigenstein…,"Hello?
What?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Where are you?
Hello?
What?
Can you hear me
No!
What?
Hello?
I’m at the club!
What?
Can you hear me?
No!
The test results
What?
Did you get them in?
Hello?
I gonna live?
What?
Can you hear me?
No!
I'm too young to die
What?
I wanna live
Are you at a club?
Come on doc
Hello?
Don't leave me hanging
Hanging what
I want to live
I didn't hear
Say again
Hello
I want to live
Hello
What
One more time
Ok doc
What?
Whatever man
Hello!
Smell you later
We got them back
Thanks for nothing
Your test results came back negative"
Can I cross the line into distant territory,"In the back woods of my mind
Where I keep all of my stories
And my ability to keep time
a broken scattered time
Can I heave the chest of the one eyed cyclops
Down into the dirt
Where the mermaids carry tridents and also felt tipped mops
and nothing ever hurts
the truth it never hurts
Somewhere over the horizon
Somewhere over the trees
Somewhere someone punched my eyes in
And I was brought down to my knees
Can I split my lip eating dim sum summer
And can I sew it all back up
Can the blood I spill as a tough gun runner
Be outweighed by the love
Nothing weighs more than love
Can I know a feeling before i felt it
Misdirection man
Can you feel the blow before I dealt it
Sharp tongue in your broken hand
The sorry, dirty hand"
I stare at the carpet,"Carpet stares back
This carpet’s really dirty
I should really vacuum, oh
I should really vacuum
No matter how much I vacuum
The carpet stays dirty
And it makes this whole room, dirty, oh
Dirty
I stare at the carpet
I feel better, too
The carpet is brown
Now I’m going to
Clean the carpet
I think of the ages
Passing on
I think of the masters
I think of the songs
And it makes this whole room
Carpet down on the floor, the floor
Carpet down on the floor, the floor
(This is the end, of the song)
Carpet down on the floor, the floor
(This is the end, of the song)
Carpet down on the floor, the floor"
"Riding on a bicycle at night, oh yeah","Got a meal here, eatin' sandwich with some
weird green drinkin' Oh,
I'm in a hat store, look at all
these hats Look
at all these hats and shoes, yeah Computer,
Star of David
And the big white board, here's my hand
countdown Countdown
in the coffee time, it's a coffee, coffee
Mr. Coffee,
hey now coffee, oh Yeah,
gonna do some stuff and talk a lot
on the stage About
books, books are interesting and designing them is
cool Oh,
quick cut of my trip to the nighttime
railroad station Blank
screen, blank screen Balloon,
balloon, balloon, balloon, balloon Poppin'
the balloon, oh, buy a balloon Yeah,
yeah, yeah Gonna
play my instruments, read my books, go on
the computer Watch
some DVDs,
got the scary mask, scary baby face And
the baby make a funny face, funny face
baby Nothing
better than a funny face globe, spinnin' all
around Funny
face globe, and I walkin' in the snow,
snow, snow And
it's cold outside, yeah, it's cold outside Playin'
the piano now, um, he's much better than
me You
can just see, and the red, oh, the
red elephant This
is an advertisement, I think there's a red,
red, red elephant And
I'm makin' crepes, makin' crepes, Tabasco
makin' crepes, I don't think it's a crepe
It must be a burrito, burrito bird Burrito
bird, burrito bird Walkin'
like a burrito bird, oh, burrito bird Playin',
playin' the wow, playin' the wow Craft
world of warcraft, like a burrito bird, bobblehead
Burrito bird, bobblehead And
they're talkin' to the bobblehead, hey, oh We're
in some kind of classroom With
an American
flag on the wall I bet they're learnin'
to be an American
citizen Drinkin'
Merlot with some chocolate, lonely evenin' at home
I'm doin' my homework, I'm
doin' my homework Look
at all this calculus, doin' my homework doin'
my homework, doin' my homework Look
at all this calculus, I'm
doin' my homework Well,
I'm in each forever It's
Valentine's Day,
not yet read the thing on the wall
Hey, the dog doesn't trust that thing, doesn't
trust it at all What's
up with this thing, says the dog What's
up with this thing, says the baby, iPad,
iPad Baby,
playin' with the iPad Hey,
I'll use your finger, that looks like a
band I'm
not sure which band could it be, Counting
Crows Cause
that guy's got the dreads I think this
is gonna be a joke, not a funny
joke, not a funny joke Baby,
buildin' stuff like a burrito bird Like
a burrito bird, baby Bobblehead
buildin' stuff like a burrito bird Old
lady, blue-haired old lady With
the blue blouse and the blue-haired lady Oh,
blue-haired lady, playin' the guitar Blue-haired
lady and the bobble bird, bobble bird Blue-haired
lady, playin' the guitar Burrito
bobble bird It's
a draft day outside Hearin'
Pittsburgh or somethin' Yeah,
yeah, ski break It's
time for a ski break, make funny faces
Bobble bird, bobble bird, make funny faces Make
funny, funny faces Kinda
pretty girls, and then the thing goin' Oh,
gonna wash some stuff And
the cat, kinda ugly, cat, cat Kinda
ugly cat, kinda ugly Oh,
bobble bird, oh Look
what I'm
havin' for breakfast Got
some avocado on the toast Avocado
on the toast Avocado
on the toast I guess that's lunch, not
breakfast Burrito
bobble bird, bobble bird, bobble bird This
guy's also eatin' Everybody's
eatin' stuff Drinkin'
the Starbucks,
cause it tastes like sugar Lots
of jars, lots of jars Filled
with soup, jars of soup, soup, soup Soup
filled jars on my feet It's
time to go for a run She's
goin' for a run, she's very serious Harris,
outfit your rig Put
all this stuff into a truck With
the burrito bobble bird And
the elephant burrito bobble bird And
the elephant burrito bobble bird Swammy
burrito Bobble
smoke out in the desert Smoke
out in the town Smoke
up in the sky Clouds,
clouds, clouds Little
Yorkie clouds, clouds, clouds Little
Yorkie Ting-t-ting-t-ting-t-ting
Ting-t-ting-t-ting-t-ting Ting-t-ting-t-ting-t-ting-t-ing
People bikin' at night And
the lady's takin' the bus"
Congratulations on making a decision to get your,"password Situation
much better Align
Next you've got to choose a master password
you can use Here's
some basic rules to keep in mind There's
no such thing as perfection You
just need to improve on what you got
No password is totally honest unbreakable But
to thwart the thieves you can do a
lot Randomness
is the best defense against all those you
defend against and so you gotta keep it
random password that you can't recall ain't no
good to you at all but you better
you better keep it random Random
Start Let's
start with a phrase like I have two
dogs Molly
and Patty
Next add some space Some
spaces those are just so it's easier for
you to read Now
start to think from a nefarious hacker's point
of view To
thwart them you'll want to lie There
are more ways to lie than to tell
the truth So
now now let's change the phrase I have
three bats Larry
Mo and Curly
And let's and let's not make sense I
have 35 bats Larry
Mo and Curly
Larry Mo
and Curly
is a predictable phrase and predictable we don't
want for sure I have 35 bats Larry
and Amy
It has fewer words but it's more secure
But remember randomness is the best defense against
all those you defend against and so you
gotta keep it random password that you can't
recall ain't no good to you at all
but you better you better keep it random
Randomness is the best defense against all those
you defend against and so you gotta keep
it random password that you can't recall ain't
no good to you at all but you
better you better keep it random Random
Come up with a random phrase random phrase
that you'll remember Random
Random Random
random phrase that you'll remember"
Why can’t I believe in myself,"Why can’t I believe
If other people can believe in me
Why can’t I believe
I can’t remember
One good thing I’ve done
Only every insult
And absolutely none
Of the compliments
I don’t know where they wan t"
in my house there is a room,"and in that room there is a drawer
and in that drawer is a list of all my worries
it's an illustrated list
with notes an annotations
and entries like nature's wrath and fury
and brain aneurysms from being in a hurry
i eat too fast
sometimes i go to sleep
thinking i'll never wake
is it only in my mind these thoughts are turning
or do i die every night
to be revived by the light
of the tower in the clouds softly burning
and the pitter patter of the rain finally returning
as it hits the glass
out the window
the sky is overcast
if i could fly i'd follow birds
on their lonely paths
but i swallow all my pills
and am fading fast
close my eyes
i find the space between
wakefulness and sleep
is the very best time for free association
and most of my ideas
the ones i throw away and keep
come in the shower between exfoliations
not on the mountain top in mediation
no not at all
jesus said that money
and religion didn't mix
and so they built corporate mega churches
jesus said that being poor
was the the only way to live
and so we arrest the homeless like they're walking curses
we cast them out as if there were nothing worse
than being poor
there's no space there
for interpretation
it's an amazing case of blind
manifestation
no lonely history
celebration
defies explanation"
I was afraid to go downstairs,"It reminded me of the basement
Where it was dark and smelled disgusting
I was having trouble adjusting
I was afraid to go downstairs
So mom took me to the toy store
And I picked out a big white bear
He was downstairs bear
Downstairs bear x3
I loved you
Time went on and so did I
Ninja Turtles and Transformers
That big white bear sat in the closet
I thought I's big I didn't need him
Time goes on and so do I
And fear comes with an unknown future
Oh how I long for my companion
To come and soothe my racing brain"
"there's a long, long thread leading from your soul directly into mine","I'm like you and you're like me and that's how we're designed
Marching to the rhythm that nobody else hears
And you've been at it for 91 years
Bubby x3
We are the same
I'm made up of molecules arranged in a way just so
And your molecules are like my molecules they stop and say hello
They wiggle and stretch in the strangest ways
And we stretch and grow across our own journeys
Bubby x3
We are the same
When you're gone you won't be gone because you'll be in me
I exist the way I am because you're my family
And whenever I have kids of my own
You better believe that I'll let them know
About
Bubby x3
We are the same"
Go for a ride in your favorite car,"I liked your old stuff You
Tube is streaming It's
a little bit choppy Can
you tune your fish Tune
your fish like a tuna fish Tune
your fish Lactuna
fish Oh
yeah Zach
we've got update the embed The
You Tube
link works Ah
yeah that embed It's
waiting to start Fixing
fixing fixing the embed I'm
gonna give this fellow a huge mohawk I
had eggs for breakfast but I also made
my kids some egg and a hole And
I couldn't remember what egg and a hole
was called My
mama always called it one eyed Bandit
One eyed bandit Oh
yeah One
eyed bandit When
I bend it When
I bend it Oh
yeah Upgrade
my brush Upgrade
my brush Please
please Upgrade
my brush Upgrade
my brush Please
please Upgrade
my brush Upgrade
my brush Take
me for a ride in my fav car
We'll go near and we'll go out of
our way to not say the obvious rhyme
because the obvious rhyme is dumb Banana
bread is dumb Banana
bread is dumb banana bread Oh
yeah I've
been writing this song today for 15 years
and a bunch of days That's
a lot Embed
fixed reload And
it's gonna be the right one We
got more colors today I'm
losing my streak I'm
losing my streak Oh
no I'm
losing my streak Upgrade
my base paint I'm
losing my streak Losing
my streak I'm
losing my streak But
we got more colors today We
got more colors today We
got more colors today We
got more colors today in the style of
L C
D sound system L
C D
sound system Oh
yeah Oh
Oh yeah Green
eggs and ham I do not like them
Oh my God
I thought you were gonna say you forgot
what eg What
eggs were What
eggs were Upgrade
my brush Upgrade
my brush Won't
you upgrade my brush Upgrade
my brush Please
please upgrade my brush Zaddy
Zack Zaddy
Zack Zaddy
Zack Zaddy
Zack Zaddy
Zack Zaddy
Zack Zaddy
Zack Ohyou
really should upgrade those brush for everyone drawing
right now Everyone
everyone Potato
art over everybody's masterpieces Don't
put potato art over everyone else This
is a communal exercise You're
all in a commune The
base pay commune Oh
the base pay commun I like to write
songs about video games I like to write
songs about cute animals I like to write
songs about crypto About
crypto Video
games cute animals And
crypto And
Apple And
Apple And
Apple And
Apple I spam boxes to firm participation points
Oh yeah I spam those boxes for free
participation points Participation
points Participation
points Participation
points Oh
no I threw an egg on the canvas
flat It
fell down and now it looks so flat
Are to shoot some words now I just
noticed I can use text formatting Yeah
the You
Tube is a bit laggy for me too
Yeah the You
Tube is a Bit
laggy for everyone Is
it just a video that's laggy I hope
so Is
it just a video that's laggy or is
it that's just music too The
music too Let's
all Let's
all get base together talk about base paint
to your father and your mother Oh
let's all get faced together talk about base
paint to your father and your mother You
should draw what we're singing about and so
you should probably say some more specific nouns
You should You
should draw what we're singing about so you
should probably say some more specific nouns Specific
nouns are good for singing Specific
nouns are good for drawing Specific
nouns I like them a lot Specific
nouns yeah Specific
nouns yeah Bass
communicate Potato
art tomato art Potato
tomato potato art Potato
art Tomato
art Is
there any other kind of art Potato
art potato art tomato art Is
there any other kind of art going anywhere
I like to sing about fluffy things like
lemmings I like to sing about fluffy things
like flying foxes they're bats I like to
make remixes about crazy people Crazy
people I like to do a lot of
things I like to sing a song and
play video games Video
games I like to play video games I'm
loving the way this looks I've
got a cold that's lasted a long time
I'm very stuffed up You
can hear it in my nose time I've
got a cold You
can hear it in my nose in my
nose In
my nose in my nose and my nose
in my nose and my nose in my
nose and my nose in my The
girl who put toothpaste on her french fries
instead of mayonnaise Okay
I got you Did
you ever hear the woman about the town
who put mayonnaise on her toothpaste Mayonnaise
on her toothpaste She
put toothpaste on her french fries and mayonnaise
as her toothpaste and it made no sense
And she got lots of cafetes Cause
mayonnaise has sugar you know Oh
you say you like the potato Uh
oh At
least the audio's not laggy Even
if the video is quite laggy I went
for a jog before work today I picked
big pounds of oyster mushrooms It
was a good day Was
a good day I went for a Jog
before work today and picked three pounds of
oyster mushroom today It
was a good day Oyster
mushrooms Oyster
mushrooms are delicious Mmm
Oyster mushrooms Mayonnaise
on toothpaste Delicious
Nouns I've
written several songs about nouns Nounish
nounish nounish nounish nouns Nounish
nounish nounish nouns So
in my song a day project where I
tokenize all these songs there's a lot of
different traits there's a lot of different attributes
when I do the nfts of them And
one attribute is nouns and then another attribute
is specific nouns Right
Proper nouns So
there's like you know cats and then there's
Garfield and then there's video games But
then there's F099
Sun rays over water Keep
it together man Animals
animals animals animals animals animals Sun
rays over water Keep
it together man Sun
rays Sun
rays Sun
rays I can do this all day just
like Captain
America says All
day just like says Graffiti
plants Graffiti
plants Graffiti
plants What
kind of video games Crystal
Crypto Moogle
wants to know what kind of games Crypto
Moogle wants to know I used to have
a show on You
Tube called Game
Jew Game
Jew Game
Jewlooked like Mario
but I had the old overalls are without
a shirt Without
a shirt Moloch
We're defeating Moloch
We're defeating right now We're
defeating Moloch
right now Moloch
tried to get ya He
tried to break you apart Moloch
tried to get you He
tried to break your heart But
you keep putting those pixels down and you
keep trying to bring it back around That
is that to the moon Oh
oh Z
to the moon Sad
song She
has cavities now Sad
song She
has cavities now Sad
song She
has cavities now Sad
song Oh
oh You
keep trying all of these things I see
I see a guy in the middle making
music I see a paintbrush and a guy
with a mohawk and a few eggs Yeah
I see Zaddy
Zach I see some musical notes S3
I see some fish and some guitars and
some nouns Glasses
That's what I see Giving
me keyboard man And
now there's glasses with a beat Pretty
base Pain
better Bass
pain better Now
now Delicious
delicious delicious Oh
delicious delicious Oh
delicious Now
nish downs nows Everybody's
got those now Ish
down going down We
fork it now Lovely
tuna We
got the nounish down Downish
down The
nounish down Everybody
forking those downish downs Fork
fork fork With
your french French
fries and your toothpaste in your Eyes
eyes eyes Oh
yeah Fox
Now Henry
what sound does the fox down sound make
What sound does the fox down down the
fox now make What
sound does the fox noun make What
sound does the fox noun make Uh
oh Uh
oh Uh
oh I've
got lots of signs about crypto taxes Cause
they hurt my feelings They
hurt my feelings The
crypto taxes feel like they're so I like
to say death to crypto taxes Oh
death to crypto taxes Oh
death to crypto taxes They're
so difficult So
difficult So
difficult So
difficult No
tax software is ready Ready
for the crypto Every
time you place a pixel that's a taxable
event No
crypto software is ready for the taxes You
lay it down You
lay that pixel Now
you've gotta pay taxes on the pixel Every
single one Pay
the pixel It's
not fun Those
crypto crypto taxes make no sense Cause
every pixel is a transaction Every
single one to get money So
don't worry But
how you going to explain that to your
accountant It's
going to be hard Oh
it's going to be hard Oh
oh Oh
Death to crypto taxes Death
to crypto tax Musical
Play the musical That's
a really nice walkway that you made in
your backyard That's
a really nice walkway that you made in
your backyard That's
a really nice walkway that you made in
your backyard Bet
you weren't thinking about taxes when you were
doing that Crypto
taxes Sa
No I'm
not going to go for 24 hours I
plan to do it for maybe like half
an hour which I think we've hit I
can do a little bit longer but I
was also thinking another option would be Oops"
I shouldn't go to bed Cause,"my kids are gonna wake me up really
early in the morning I should go to
bed but I just can't Not
right now Not
right now Not
right Not
right now"
Horses in the skyline Whales,"on the shore Everybody
thinks you got less but really you got
more Every
time you see them you wanna hold their
hands but they put their arms up in
me wilder man's nobod never really gives up
in the end Take
a little walk have a little fun Come
back to the beginning yeah where it all
began Nobody
sees you nobody knows but somebody believes you
your fingers mouth and no oh no body
gives up in the end have a little
party put sit on in the b the
party when everything is on track have a
little light on to keep the bugs away
but all of the bugs come back to
you anyway and you know nobody gives up
in the end Unicorns
and tally all you will see all man's
folly is bigger than you owe me in
the ancient Greece
there was a man who said you won't
get in the way well if you w
But you know nobody gives up in the
end in the end"
"Hello, my name is","Jonathan
Sasonga, day number 2356.
Incredible news, my
Lander
Fila is awake.
Hello
Earth, can you hear me?
I'm awake, how long have I been asleep?
Hello
Fila, 2014 you've had a long sleep, about 7 months.
Wild
Rosetta, that's a long time.
Time for me to get back to work.
Fila, 2014 need to check your fit, healthy and warm enough first.
Take it easy for now, smiley.
Oh okay,
I'm still a bit tired anyway.
Talk to you later, back to hashtag life on a comic.
Hashtag life on a comic.
Hashtag life on a comic.
Hashtag life on a comic.
Hashtag life on a comic."
I looked at it and it was moving,"I looked at it and it was moving
I looked at it and it was moving
I looked at it and it was moving
An Oregon
woman discovered she had live worms in her
eyes leading to a unique discovery I looked
at it and it was moving moving I
looked at it and it was moving I
looked at it and it was moving I
looked at it and it was moving I
looked at it and it was moving moving
I looked at it and it was moving
moving I looked at it and it was
moving I looked at it and it was
moving I looked at it and it was
moving I looked at it and it was
moving moving I looked at it and it
was moving"
This is the moon orbiting earth,"From space
I've never seen it from this perspective
It's so beautiful
This is the moon doing what the moon has always done
Tracking the way we move"
Bow-Ty's Lyrics,"Welcome One
Welcome All
All my homes and my buddies From
all over the world It's
G Time
w/ T-Cent
Yo Yo
Yo RockCookieBottom
Five years in the bag Holy
shit, That's
a lot of songs, Jon
You da Mann
First I wanna ask something simple, For
yer listeners Sure
you got calices, but do you get blisters?
Does song-a-day ever push you too much? Do
you ever find yourself overwhelmed in a rut
Like you wanna be free but you gotta
keep it up? Like
you wanna explode, wanna make it all stop?
I've been beat down I've
been so tired I've
been on the move With
no time to spare There've
been times When
the work required Seemed
like too much to do But
I do it anyway I work despite it
all I wanna find my best My
very best songs I wanna show the world
What I am made of Which
is lots of songs I want to show
people That
they can do it What
ever they want to make They
can make it every day If
they let themselves Ha
Now dat's dedication Takes
a magic touch To
manifest motivation Some
believe that God's
up there keeping track Others
just do it cause they Tryna
score a Scooby
Snack Either
way S'gotta
get you through the night Little
engine wouldn't Less
his homies said they couldn't, right? Somethings
gotta driva ya Burning
deep inside ya Tell
me what it is mann, What
do you believe in? Hmm
I see I see You
must believe agency Takin
power o'er your life to free Your
creativity So,
If songs can be vehicle to activate philosophy
What else can a song achieve, i.e. what
power has it over me? Each
song Is
it's own thing Full
of potential And
full of this and that You
can hear it And
the words I sing And
to you it means Whatever
it means It
has power or falls flat Wurd,
Okay, Hopefully
our song won't fall flat today As
yawl know its dat time again Where
we invite a caller to ask a question
Right now we've got a call from a
BabyLollyRainBoi Callin
from Oregon,
says he is your biggest fan, BabyLollyRainBoi,
say hello to Jonathan!
I sing All
the time I don't have any pets I
identify as human I do Have
some fetishes I tend to bite my nails
And I do believe in love Ever
lasting love! He
does believe in Love
He does believe in Love
He does believe in Love
He does believe in Love
My main Mr.
Mann, thanks for! This
has been your favorite G
Time w/ T
Cent Til
next time Stay
sublime Do
what you feel But
keep it surreal!"
"Macbeth is crazy, Lady","Macbeth is sexy, King
Duncan is silly, Prince
Malcolm's a dolly, Banquo's
got an apple, Macduffine's
Duncan dead, Macbeth
is crazy, Lady
Macbeth is sexy, King
Duncan is silly, Prince
Malcolm's a dolly, Banquo's
got an apple, Macduffine's
Duncan dead, Three
witches dangled, thrown right before Macbeth's
eyes, the result is he does lots of
crazy things, lots of crazy things, kills King
Duncan and his good friend Banquo,
all because he wants his kids to be
kings, and Lady
Macbeth is an instigator, she begs her husband
off, she lies there in the bath so
long, wait for power in the throne, Macbeth
is king for a little while, but he's
driven slowly mad, he's haunted by the ghosts
of those he slain, he goes back to
the witches, they say they wear Macduff,
so Macduff's
wife and child are killed with great pain,
Macbeth is crazy, Lady
Macbeth is sexy, King
Duncan is silly, Prince
Malcolm's a dolly, Banquo's
got an apple, Macduffine's
Duncan dead, Out
on the battlefield Macbeth
hears a scream, his loving wife is tired,
in a battle with Macduff,
Macbeth fights and loses, Macbeth
is going to the other side, Macbeth
is going to the other, Macbeth
is crazy, Lady
Macbeth is sexy, King
Duncan is silly, Prince
Malcolm's a dolly, Banquo's
got an apple, Macduffine's
Duncan dead, Macbeth
is crazy, Lady
Macbeth is sexy, King
Duncan is silly, Prince
Malcolm's a dolly, Banquo's
got an apple, Macduffine's
Duncan dead,"
With handwritten notes from a book about gardening,"Chris and Greg headed for Maine
Turned a swampy backyard into a functioning commune
Some spirit took over through sun and the rain
Just turning soil
Putting seeds in the ground
It’s a miraculous thing
When you end up with food
Some light and some water
In the here and the now
That’s all he needs
He’s a gardening dude
Fast forward Chris is a respiratory therapist
Overseeing things administratively
I’ve heard this before, I’ve done this before
Under fluorescent lights, of his garden he’d dream
He left the desk and went garden full time
Growing more than he and his wife could eat
His mind turned to a resturant
And the kind of life he always wanted
More food to grow, more mouths to feed
He applied for a job and was pretty nervous
He almost fell into the chicken shit
Now he works with chickens and bees
And kids in their 20s, but it’s a perfect fit"
Well I’ve got the choice,"Most of the time
Between being normal
Or weird like I am
I always choose weird
No matter the cost
I don’t wanna be normal
I don’t want it at all
When we are little
We are given the goal
To act abnormal
To put on a show
We wear crazy outfits
To the grocery store
And when we are tired
We sit on the floor
Well then you grow up
And everyone says
You gotta do it this way
Or don’t do it that way
But I’d rather be weird
Than listen to them
I’d rather be stretchy
Than be unable to bend
Bum da dum pa
Bum da dum pa
Ba dum dum
Bum da dum pa
Ba da da dum
Bum da dum pa
Ba da da
To all my loser homies
To all my cast aways
Just ignore the rumbles
The mixed messages
You have it inside you
And it’s stronger than strong
You don’t have to be normal
You don’t have to belong
If you had to choose
What would you choose
I’d choose weird
If you had to choose
What would you choose
I’d choose weird
If you could choose
What would you choose
I choose weird
If you had to choose
What would you choose
I’d choose weird"
"Oh, oh, oh, yeah, the air pillow with","Lucy time, Lucy
time. I just love Lucy
time, Lucy
time, Lucy
time. I just love Lucy
time, Lucy
time, Lucy
time. I just love Lucy
time, Lucy
time, Lucy
time. I just love Lucy
time, Lucy
time, Lucy
time. I just love Lucy
time, Lucy
time, Lucy
time. I just love Lucy
time, Lucy
time, Lucy
time. I just won't lose in time I
just won't lose in time Lost
in Time
Lost in Time
I just won't lose it Lost
in Time
Lost in Time
You"
Tony was a hard working dad,"That’s where Kevin gets that
Retired from the military
But still working hard as can be
He’s willing to go without
To make sure his family has more
He’s good hearted and quick witted
Confident and knows what he’s living for
Kevin Price
This one is from Justin
Since you left the service
You’ve become reaquainted
Go out on the lake
Get some fish in that boat
Oh Kevin, you’re brother
He loves you so
Kevin likes cast iron cooking
And listening to Jonathan Mann
His wife and kids and casey too
Bonfires and jack dan - iels
February 18th is here
And another year’s come and gone
No matter what you do
No matter where you go
Kevin you are never alone"
Turn and face who you’ve become,"Stand before him like a tree
He knows just where you’re coming from
He stands before who you will be
I was wrong
I was wrong
I was only human after all
You beat yourself up for days
Compare yourself to strangers too
The only path you’ll ever take
Is the one that’s meant for you
I was right
I was right
I was only human after all
You’ll never fill the hole you’ve got
So let it come and spend some time
Sitting next to you and not
Letting it just undermine
I was right
I was wrong
I was only human after all"
Put a lot of effort into your life’s work,"Nobody else is gonna do it
Every time you try and it doesn’t work out
Some how you get through it
Everything you do can only build
You closer to where you’re gonna go
When the sun comes out chances are good
You were going that way anyway
My whims go far and my schemes fail hard
But I can’t tell the difference
So I keep my head down and focus my heart
On the core part of my mission
Even when it’s slow I take my time
Even when my head is pounding
I follow my nose and I always find
I was going that way anyway
She had a tattoo of piglet
And it said love few
Like some trust none
I wanna be Winnie The Pooh
I wanna trust you and you and you
Put a lot of effort where you need it the most
It’s hard to know exactly where
You will never know why you are alive
You’ll never know what is and isn’t fair
Everything you do can only build
You closer to where you’re gonna go
When the sun comes out chances are good
You were going that way anyway"
Light from these,"Galaxies
Took billions of years to reach us
We are looking back in time
To within a billion years after the Big Bang
The light was
Stretched by
The expansion of the universe
To infrared
Wavelengths
That Webb was designed to observe
This image shows the
 galaxy cluster
SMACS 0723
As it appeared 4.6 billion years ago
Years ago go
Stars appear brighter at shorter wavelengths"
Do you remember the time we sat on,"your back porch and made out? No,
neither do i! Do
you remember the time we were talking all
nice and you said you loved me back?
No, neither do i! Do
you remember the time you asked me something
other That
the time class started or my favorite color
Blue 11 55 nope neither do i Made
up memories They
never existed Nostalgic
for a time I never had a chance
to missed it's sad state of affairs When
there's just nothing there Do
you remember the time you married me on
a cold clear day No,
neither do i! Do
you remember the time we had 4 kids
and and a pomeray (niean) No
neither do i Do
you remember the time you told me where
Your mom grew up and the color of
her hair Red
Philidephiei nope neither do i I can't keep
living in these made up memories They
take me out of the present And
when the present catches up with me The
shock of it is very unpleasant Do
you remember the time we split and went
our separate ways No,
neither do i! Do
you remember the time my life became a
mess a foggy haze No,
neither do i!"
Ed Schrock,"solicited sex from a male prostitute David
Dreier had a romantic relationship with a man
James E.
West picked up guys on Gay.com
Mark Foley
sent sexual messages to male staff These
are the gay homophobes People
in power who once harshly persecuted homosexuals Until
it turned out that in fact they are
homosexuals Ted
Haggard solicited sex from a male prostitute Larry
Craig same thing but it was an undercover
cop Bob
Allen same thing again with an undercover cop
Richard Curtis
had sex with a guy in a hotel
room Glenn
Murphy Jr
gave a guy unwanted fellatio Mark
Buse is gay but works for the anti
gay McCain
Roy Ashburn
came out and now advocates for gay rights
George Rekers
got nude massages from a dude from rentboy.com
Ken Mehlam
came out and now advocates for gay rights
Eddie Long
was accused but denied and settled out of
court Albery
Oduele touched a young preacher Philip
HInkle paid an 18 year old guy for
a really good time"
They said it was impossible for ETF to be approved,"Just goes to show nobody ever has a clue
There were a few exceptions that prove the rule
Talking bout Sassano and Ryan Sean Adams too
ETF, ETF
ETH ETF YEAH
STUDY STUDY
MAY 23
ETF STUDY STUDY
Looked out my window this morning I was thrilled to see
million laser eyed   maxis crying in disbelief
If you can’t count on the government to bring us down
Then I guess we’ll all have to fuck around and find out
ETF, ETF
ETH ETF YEAH
STUDY STUDY
MAY 23
ETF STUDY STUDY"
There were ideas in my brain,"And now only dust remains
I had a mountain of things to write about
This is all that I am left with now
If we talk and talk and talk some more
I may find something like before
If you lend me parts of your mind
I suppose that I might find
Something to write about
Something to write about
We’re all naked underneath our clothes
We smell through our mouth just like our nose
I am filled with useless facts
I feel like a naked mole rat
I feel like a naked alley cat
Wearing a long pointy dunce cap
If you rub your head up against mine
Maybe I can write another line
1281439764"
As sun,"direction
Voices upon closer inspection
What's the matter with you
Are you crazy or something
I don't know whether to thank you
Or punch you in the nose
I have a destination
Don't know what I’ll find
But I gotta go I gotta go I gotta go now
Lucy I'm home"
Wake light,"It’s a great light
it’ll wake you up real slow
Wake light
At night
Drift to sleep you’ll go
W a k e
L i g h t"
Zach and Chloe,"live together in Alabama
Zach and Chloe
are students, they’re students full time But
sometimes at night they like to go and
get it down a bit And
put on their dark sunglasses at night Their
dark sunglasses at night That’s
when they rock That’s
when they roll That’s
when they rock They
don’t wanna be in school all the time
Don’t wanna be in school all the time
Sometimes they want to rock Zach
and Chloe
shop down at the happy dollar Zach
and Chloe
every weekend you hear them holler Hell
yeah as they smash fluorescent lights from on
high They
put on their dark sunglasses at night No
one saw him coming Running
Straight into the gymnasium Zach
heard Chloe
crying Hiding
out in the dark when the bullets came
Moments fall Some
too fast Some
hardly at all You
never really Get
used to it You
just learn to Turn
it off Zach
and Chloe
watch the sunset over Tula
Meadow Zach
tells Chloe
that he dreams of getting out into a
new life And
she puts her arm around him and looks
him in the eye When
you’re famous you gotta wear dark sunglasses at
night"
It's the biggest fight of the season here they come,"Your challengers are ready to prove they are not dumb
They fight for their beliefs cause something are just worth fighting
Like freedom and guns and having your own TV or radio show
Alex Jones punches Piers Morgan in the face
Piers kicks Alex hard below the waste
Jones bites his ear off
Morgan downs some smirnoff
Then Galadriel kills them with a look"
i'm like you and you're like me,"and it goes on like that for infinity
until you're not like me anymore
it could be the weather and it could be the moon
it could be a waitress that makes her swoon
but it's not like it was before
and you wait under the covers
for some great tower of lovers
to topple down
but they say only the lonely
know just how this dog and pony
show ends
my best guess is a cloudy haze
and i'm little boy lost with heart ablaze
burning everything i touch
and it wouldn't matter, wouldn't mean a thing
like caged canary that was trained to sing
but i love you so much
and in your world of bubbles
you're popping all of your troubles
with friends friends
but no one is closer
you glide on through a ghost or
a cat meow
no one no one no one no one knows
how to dress me up in the finest clothes
and take me for a stroll
i get up then i sit down
i walk by trees and grass dead brown
a heart as black as coal"
Part of you is floating up in the,"sky Part
of you is always asking why why why
Why do balloons flow up into the sky
Part of you just wants to go to
sleep Part
of you has a secret to keep all
day and all night Cause
everything's gonna be all right Look
up look down Look
all around You'll
see the sound Floating
on the breeze Look
up look down You'll
see the sound Floating
in the trees Oh
my baby Oh
my baby Everywhere
you go they say your name Everywhere
you go Nothing's
ever the same Look
up and look down You'll
see the sound Floating
on the breeze Floating
where the sky meets the sea Floating
in the place you're meant to be You're
meant to be I think she liked it
What No
She's watching me play She
was actually just looking up over that way
the whole time"
shape turned down to D,"She’ll take the bull by the horns
She’ll take the words from your lips
She’ll take the breath from your lungs
And it goes on like this
She’ll take your head in her hands
She’ll take your word on the truth
She’ll take your cock in the morning
Because she really likes you
She’ll take a nap if you got it
She’ll take plenty of time
She’ll take a shower and then
She’ll be clean as can be
She’ll take a stand on the issues
She’ll take a ride with a friend
She’ll take the heart from your chest
And then finally
She’ll take you away
And you’ll gladly follow
You’ll hear yourself say
I’m yours
This is it
She’ll take the misfit eyes
She’ll take the high high road
She’ll take the fortress dark
And she’ll let you know
She’ll take the black of the night
She’ll take it with a good dream
She’ll take her booty and shake it
So good you’ll be
Dying
She’ll take the pillows on the bed
She’ll take the time to construct
She’ll take the killer instinct
She don’t give a fuck
She’ll take the drugs from your bathroom
Take them down to the street
She’ll take a cab to the ocean
Bury them at the beach"
We're having a baby girl Baby,"girl uh oh we're having a baby girl
baby girl uh uh uh uh we're having
a baby girl she'll be coming around in
April when she comes we're having a baby
girl Baby
girl We're
having a baby girl Baby
girl Now
we gotta think of a name What
we gonna name her It's
gotta be so epic Cause
we gotta use the same kind of thought
process we use when we name our son
We're having a baby girl Baby
girl We're
having a baby girl Baby
girl We
just saw the ultrasound She's
looking healthy And
Jupiter is excited to meet his little sister
Little little tiny sister baby girl We're
having a baby girl Baby
girl uh oh we're having a baby girl
Baby girl Oh
a baby girl O
baby girl O
baby girl"
Send less content more often with more images,"Target audiences on a schedule early in the
morning early in the week From
a person Old
Chad was gonna be Patch
Adams Now
he's on a quest to gently eradicate small
talk Empathetic
curiosity Put
it to the test What
So what now What
Ask what and how not why Learn
the love language of your employees You
are the glue that binds No
matter how prepared you think you are don't
wait for the crisis to hit Communication
in a time of change is advanced common
sense So
send less content more often more images to
target audiences on a schedule early in the
morning early in the week From
a person Oh
you sound great You
guys sound amazing You
report to an executive but it's a leader
that you follow And
let's just take a moment to appreciate that
Go big win big Dell
Hip video Well
Stephanie thought that she knew the truth about
what all the numbers meant But
it turned out that the warehouse turnover rate
was 110 And
meanwhile she was managing all this Mitch
was becoming a ventriloquist watching top 10 videos
that Stephanie
adapted Now
retention grows And
Edward was the new kid on the block
He wasn't sure how it would go Previously
he had met Shaq
at his grandma's house Now
Batman was his CEO
But he laid out a grueling schedule new
blog post every day one link with a
clear call to action And
that really got people engaged And
so send less content more often with more
images to target audiences on a schedule early
in the morning early in the week from
a person Send
less content more often with more images to
target audiences on a schedule early in the
morning early in the week We're
gonna do it one more time just because
Only because I love listening to you That's
literally the only reason we're gonna do it
Okay everybody wants to snap on two and
four Snap
snap snap Oh
that's great Now
Now we're really gonna get it Okay
here we go Here
we go"
People wander around with a dazed look in,"their eyes They
stare up at the sky They
wave their hands above their heads The
sun shines down as if it's making up
for lost time And
I've got nothing in mind But
absorbing all the world I can get This
is a hey hey naw naw The
birds are singing your tune The
flowers are in bloom Hear
the trumpets and drums Whistle
clear and caw c'caw Stop
twiddling those thumbs It's
time to make a declaration When
spring it finally comes When
spring it finally comes You
are arrested By
all the beauty that has sprung up overnight
The smile on your face has been untested
Time to take her out for a spin
into the day so bright Spring
has finally come And
I'm putting on my t shirt now Spring
has finally come If
you can't swim you better learn how Autumns
nice but it's not paradise Winter
leaves you numb That's
why I get excited When
spring it finally comes See
the couples oozing along in their lovers haze
See the kids getting off from school and
their schoolish ways Witness
how the city has come to life All
that was dark is now bathed in light
This is a hey hey yeah yeah That
saxophone player he knows On
a day like this his tips'll double People
tip better when they're wearing less clothes Beep
beep honk honk Pigeons
peck up crumbs The
man feeding them is smiling Cause
spring it's finally come"
I dreamt that I was Link,"I was lying in a field
I was thinking about Zelda
How to buy a better shield
I was sad
Because I didn’t have a pillow
In the morning it was dungeon time
Some kind of weeping willow
Well the octoroks
And the stalfos
And the like likes
And the dddddd-dodongos
They all started dancing
They all started making noise
And I knew this style of dancing
Was like a poison
So I grabbed my torch
And I lit up a fire
And that’s when I heard the fairy choir
They were singing
“Zelda needs you in the castle”
Yeah, they were singing
“We all need you to save Hyrule”
Yeah, Yeah
“We’ll surround you with our hearts
Love love love love love love love”
Well it was beautiful
And it was amazing
And needless to say
I could deal with this cave thing
So morning time came
And the path was clear
I stepped into the dungeon
Everything disappeared
I was lying in my bed
Sunlight shining through
I was thinking about Zelda
I was thinking about you
I got to thinking about the field
Where in my dream I lay
It’s existed in my memory
As a place I used to play
And it’s good to remember
Can be a useful tool
Especially when it ends you up
Down in Hyrule with the fairies
“Zelda needs you in the castle”
Ohhhhhh fairies
“We all need you to save Hyrule”
Sing it
“We’ll surround you with our hearts”
Ahhhhhhh the fairies
“Love love love love love love love”
Yeah, yeah, yeah"
"Where, oh where","Tell me where has my October mood gone?
Where, oh where
Oh where has my October mood gone?
It was here a minute ago
I didn't even get to say so long, so long
So long
Well, what
Tell me what
Oh what’s the point of all of it?
Tell me what
Oh what
What’s the point of all of it?
What's the point of anything
I do my best and I don't succeed
One man prospers while
Another man bleeds
Tell me where
Tell me where
Oh where
Where has my October mood gone?
How
How can I
How can I sit still, sit still
Tell me howwww
How How
How can I sit still
All my insides are churning
Since I swallowed that pill, and
Where has my October mood gone
Tell me why, why, why
Why do I stare into the flame
Why do I stare into the flame
Oh why
Oh why
Tell me why do I stare into the flame
I stare until I forget
Myself right down to my name
I stare until I forget
Myself down to my name
And where
And where
And where where where
Where has my October mood gone
And who, and who
Whoooo will build the future
Who will build the future
Who will build the future
Who will build the future
Who will build the future when we’re dead
And where
When
Oh when
Ohhhh when my number is called
I said when
Ohhhh when
When my number is called
When my number is called
When
Oh when
Oh when when when
When my number is called
I'll be underpaid and overall’ed
And I'll say
Where has my October mooooooood gone"
My memory is hazy,"And maybe your is too
Was it a mutual thing
Or was it something I did to you
I was just a young man
I didn’t want to be alone
I don’t know if I hurt you
But if I did I’m sorry and so
I’m not lookin
For you to forgive
Now that I’m a man
I want to understand
You might not
Even remember
On the other hand
I want to undertand
In a bedroom in Burlington
In the California desert moon
I left parts of me all around
Were they mixed with parts of you
All of these questions
And I don’t know how to ask
If I am the monster
Or if it’s all just in the past"
gm,"I and this mystery
here we stand
Clear and sweet is my soul
and clear and sweet is all
that is not my soul
Lack one lacks both
and the unseen
is proved by the seen,
Till that becomes unseen
and receives proof in its turn
gm gm
We meet again
ty ty
I love you goodbye
gm sunrise
gleams over smooth metal
skyscrapers
emptier than it used to be
  a family scattered, grains of wheat
until the next harvest we grow"
What am I chopped liver What,"am I Mulligan
stew Just
throw a bunch of stuff into the pot
That's me That's
you What
am I What
am I What
am I What
am I Nobody
nobody nobody nobody I've
got no emotion I've
got no tears no love no hate no
anything no fear No
that's not that's not true That's
not that's not true But
that's not that's not true But
I What
I'm after you What
a what I what I what I what
I what I What
am I to you What
I what I what I what I what
I what I What
am I to you When
we couldn't leave the house I sat and
looked down and I suck on dream and
I want I need to see the tree
Oh the tree What
am I Chopped
liver What
am I Just
a baking pan that you heat up that
you heat up and you have some pizza
from a can What
am I what am I What
am I Butter
other thing you sing You
don't know anything about anything You
don't know don't know don't know oh I
don't know don't know don't know oh don't
know don't know don't know oh I don't
know I don't know don't know don't know
I don't know don't know don't know I
don't know don't know I don't know"
"I'll pay 10,000 bitcoins for a couple of","pizzas like maybe 2 large ones so I
have some left over for the next day.
I like having left over pizza to nibble
on later You
can make the pizza yourself and bring it
to my house or order it for me
from a delivery place, but what I'm
aiming for is getting food delivered in exchange
for bitcoins where I don't have to order
or prepare it myself, kind of like ordering
a 'breakfast platter' at a hotel or something,
they just bring you something to eat and
you're happy! I like things like onions, peppers,
sausage, mushrooms, tomatoes, pepperoni, etc.. just standard stuff
no weird fish topping or anything like that
I also like regular cheese pizzas which may
be cheaper to prepare or otherwise acquire. If
you're interested please let me know and we
can work out a deal. Thanks,
Laszlo"
'Twas the night before pax and all through Seattle,"Every manner of nerd was preparing for battle
Polishing dice and spit shining controllers
From DnD nerds all the way to Wii bowlers
Oh PAX is for gamers
Yeah it's where we belong
At PAX we're not ashamed, no
From ducklings into swans
From ducklings into swans
'Twas the night before PAX
And the city exciting
New friends on the street
Old friends reuniting
From near and from far
We answer the call
Head down on to Gameworks
Happy hour for all
Oh PAX is for gamers
It's where we belong
At PAX we're not ashamed, no
From ducklings into swans
From ducklings into swans
Oh I can't wait to see Warren Spector tomorrow
And all the panels and all the talks
And our weekend will be Confirmed
I wanna see the Protomen rock
Jonathan Coulton and Frontalot...and don't forget the Minibosses
Wanna walk the show floor and be bombarded with swag
Wanna game until I've had my fill
Wanna fall asleep in a great big bean bag
Wanna meet a Wheaton named Will
Oh wanna meet a Wheaton named Will
At PAX we are family
That’s the way it is
Yeah at PAX
We're the best we can be
Together just like this
Together just like this
Oh PAX is for gamers
It's where we belong
At PAX we're not ashamed, no
From ducklings into swans
From ducklings into swans"
cochrane mcmillan and jeremy black,"if you need a producer they've got your back
it's coyote hearing
32 channels of apogee 2 royers and
and 4 balls of steel
well i could list all the outboard gear
but we'd be sittin here for one thousand years
it's a comfortable place to focus your head
and kid was a roadie for the grateful dead"
He loves to read he has so many books,"And he loves to buy new ones
He'll wear worn out clothes and worn out shoes
Spending all his money on books
The only thing he loves more than books
Well, that would have to be his children
He loves his kids with all his heart
There is nothing he wouldn't do for them
Javad Akbari
Javad Akbari
He hates airconditioning
He gets cold very easily
He wears sweaters in the middle of summer
And two coats in winter
He played soccer professionally
Before he went to Germany
Where he lived for 8 years
That's where he went to college
He was born without a sense of smell
And he loves Old Western movies
He also loves James Bond
The ones with Sean Connery
He's had all kinds of jobs
from working in a factory
To grave digging
In his heart he's a revolutionary"
The internet is a playground,"And I feel it, feel it way down
In my bones and in my blood
I’ve been swimming in the mud
Ever since I was 12 years old
And chatting up rooms on AOL
I was a little jerk, I was a troll
it took a while to find my soul
playground is the internet
Full of pictures of Boba Fett
Full of particles and pneumatic tubes
thousand different ways to lose
Your mind
The internet is a playground
We grew up together in the same town
I learned it's secrets and stories and
I shaped it's course with my very hands
Every single email sent
Every post and comment
All together don't weigh a thing
next to a canary bird that sings
playground is the internet
Full of jokes that I just don't get
Impossible choices you've got to choose
thousand different ways to lose
Your mind"
Happy birthday Jesus,"You would have been 2,019
And you saw all of this coming
Didn’t you my dude?
You did your best
You had your message of radical love
How’d that work out for you?
Just kidding, you know you’re my boy
And I’ve got a favor to ask
People down here see Obi Wan
Kenobi and they think it’s you
We’re a little lost so I was wondering…
Could you remind me:
What were we supposed to do for the homeless?
What were we supposed to do for the Immigrant?
What were we suppose to the greedy
And the powerful?
Happy Birthday Jesus
My dreams are getting wild
Rotting supermarkets
And parking lots of blood
Bombs that break the sunset
And deep fakes of you
Selling iodine tablets
On Amazon
And if Bob Dylan and Kanye West
Both woke up one day came to you and said
Could you please come back
What were we supposed to do for the poorest people?
What were we supposed to do for the left behind?
What were we supposed to do to the greedy
And the powerful?
What were we supposed to do to the billionaires
What were we supposed to do to the politicians
What were we supposed to do for the least among us"
Red and blue Blue,"so in the womb Let's
get it going one last time before they
haul us out in an ambulance You
don't know me I don't know I don't
know you at all Blue
and red Yeah
Remember what that first person said when they
told you everything that they knew Red
red and blue and red and blue You
don't know me I don't know you You
don't know me at all Green
and white In
the darkest in the brightest You
stick it to the man and then the
man dies And
then you're left feeling like you won But
you don't know me I don't know you
You don't know me I don't know you
Blue and red and blue Another
little bit of salt in the bowl Eating
the red meat you're eating it raw Strangest
thing I ever did saw You
don't know me"
It’s too late for the gambit,"I’m not ready goddammit
I got this let me handle it
We are going off the rails
The conductor has a habit
Frames the picture and snaps it
See the clock it’s sagging
We are going off the rails
We’re going off the rails
Where the sun meets the southern sky
Heading off the trail
In search of a lullaby
One little mosquito
Knows how to steamroll
All through your torso
We’re going off the rails
Bring back that hammer
Let’s speak with candor
Lynx puma and panther
We’re going off the rails v"
Happy birthday Jesus,"You would have been 2,019
And you saw all of this coming
Didn’t you my dude?
You did your best
You had your message of radical love
How’d that work out for you?
Just kidding, you know you’re my boy
And I’ve got a favor to ask
People down here see Obi Wan
Kenobi and they think it’s you
We’re a little lost so I was wondering…
Could you remind me:
What were we supposed to do for the homeless?
What were we supposed to do for the Immigrant?
What were we suppose to the greedy
And the powerful?
Happy Birthday Jesus
My dreams are getting wild
Rotting supermarkets
And parking lots of blood
Bombs that break the sunset
And deep fakes of you
Selling iodine tablets
On Amazon
And if Bob Dylan and Kanye West
Both woke up one day came to you and said
Could you please come back
What were we supposed to do for the poorest people?
What were we supposed to do for the left behind?
What were we supposed to do to the greedy
And the powerful?
What were we supposed to do to the billionaires
What were we supposed to do to the politicians
What were we supposed to do for the least among us"
Been cooking all day,"Been cooking all day
We’ve been cooking all day
Been cooking all day
Been cooking all day
Monstrous risotto
Asparagus soup
Brussel spouts
And ???
Monstrous risotto
Asparagus soup
Brussel spouts
And ???
And a Pikachu cake
And a Pikachu cake
We’ve been cooking all day
Been cooking all day
Been cooking all day
We’ve been cooking all day
Been cooking all day
Been cooking all day"
"Oh no, oh no, my staking machine","My NUC is booting to a blank screen
What does this mean, what does this mean
All those attestations that we’re missing
Oh no
I’ve booted into recovery mode
0xPatches on the Rockpool discord
Is having me look through all the logs
Something’s messed up and the pipes are clogged
I’ve run out of space space space
I forgot to prune prune prune
Oh no"
Boredgame Builders,"Masquerade The
joys of buying games from a used bookstore
meander you off on a path to sweet
dreams. Oh
the games we played In
the masquerade When
the librarian came To
take us away She
called you a dream She
called me insane She
put us in a book And
called it day And
I was lost in the thought Of
the games that we played When
the world was awake And
I thought you would stay Oh
the games we played Diggin
our own graves Covering
my face In
the light of day She
called you a crook She
called me my name She
put us in a book And
she sailed away Oh
the games we played Were
they real or fake You
put me in my place You
stole my face She
called you miss took She
called me safe She
put use in a book And
then came the rain"
Why are all these five year olds,"Tryna fight me, tryna fight me?
What did I ever do to them?
Why  am I condemned?
Why do they punch me in the groin?
Why do they kick me in my shins?
I can't fight back
They are just 5 year olds
But now they're overtaking me
I guess this is how I go"
you have an idea,"but you don't have a lotta money
you have the drive
but you're sorely lacking funds
maybe you want
to finally write that novel
making you're looking
to get that album done
maybe you've written a screenplay
you're determined to see it filmed
maybe you love to work with clay
but you need to raise money for a kiln
maybe you want to make a series of paintings
or study the mating habits of frogs
maybe you want to start a magazine
or a rescue shelter for dogs
everyone should find their passion
and follow it
but there's a barrier, sometimes
and that's why you should go over to kickstarter
and get your friends to help you climb, climb, climb"
Bye bye bill orielly,"bye bye Jason chaffetz
if the world don’t end this year
maybe just maybe we’ll make it
i hope you like the wilderness
rich though you may be
you’ll be forgotten not long after you die
forget about history
nobody will remember you
not even a little bit
not even as a tiny footnote
you’ll be gone and then that’s it
and all of your money
you can’t take that when you go
but the pain you’ve caused your families
will live on in the family flow
your children will resent you
and all the hate you spread
you’ve made life miserable
for everyone in your orbit
and soon we’ll all forget you
I think you know we will
so bye bye mr chaffetz
and see you later bill"
You were standing across the street,"The window changed your face so sweet
into something terrible
I didn't recognize at all
But I told myself all right
Piles of people faces and limbs
big bright dome as the day begins
To fade away
I didn't want to stay
But I told myself all right
It won't be long before darkness comes
With waves of fear we'll be overrun
Lock up the doors
Get down on all fours
And tell yourself all right
Head for the country where safety screams
Look for a home among the grass and trees
You'll make it work
You'll set the spark
And you'll tell yourself all right"
Look what you’ve done,"With your fingers and thumb
Don’t you feel dumb
You won’t lay down your guns
Everyone’s sick
So lay it on thick
It’s all just a trick
Of the stones and the sticks
You can use power
Or you can use mercy
You can drink water
While other’s go thirsty
The way that it’s always been
Is not how it’s gotta be
Little kids and adults
Doing somersaults
Never screeching to a halt
To examine their faults
bomb that’s been set
Will give what it gets
Like a soft little pet
That never forgets
6y"
We don’t know donors to Senate campaigns,"Until months after Election Day
Who’s behind all political ads
We don’t know that
We don’t know who makes major slips
Into bills at the last minute
There’s a problem called shadow lobbyists
Don’t know how many exist
These are things that are not known
About how our government works
But even the stuff that’s public record
Is so byzantine it’s berserk
Cuz we’re living in the Wizard of Oz
Gotta look behind that curtain
Public records ain’t public
When they’re stuck in a dusty basement
Gotta get them on the internet
So we the people see the money that’s spent
We’ve living in the Wizard of Oz
Gotta look behind that curtain
We know who donates to SuperPACs
Except shell companies we don't know about that
We don’t know how many fundraisers are held
Or who gives money at them
Congressmen spend 4 hours a day
Begging people for monay-ay
Wouldn’t you like to know
Who they’re callin?
There’s this great thing called cyberspace
Where a lot of us spend most of our days
All this data should be right there
Next to Maru the cat and sneezing panda bear
Cuz we’re living in the Wizard of Oz
Gotta look behind the curtain
Public records ain’t public
When they’re stuck in a dusty basement
Gotta get them on the internet
So we the people see the money that’s spent
We’ve living in the Wizard of Oz
Gotta look behind the curtain"
"When I am a ghost,","you know I will haunt you
I will miss you the most.
I will always want you.
When I am a ghost,
You call my name
but nothing will be the same, you know.
When I am a ghost,
All the pages of your time
And the coffee on the table
Will be burning, will be burning your tongue
you have a coffee burnt tongue
And nothing will be the same, you know.
When I am a ghost, you'll look up at the sky
and you'll see all the toes
rain down by and by
you'll say Goodbye.
When I am a ghost,
I'll be sitting behind the mirror,
you'll be looking for me.
And you'll never see me no not at all.
But I will call your name.
Then we'll be the same, you know.
When I am a ghost,
Don't put me into a computer,
I say I got the time,
I'll say you a straight shooter. I
'll be on a spaceship somewhere between here and Pluto.
You'll be watching Naruto.
When I am a ghost,
They'll give me another name
to put me to clothes.
And nothing will be the same, you know.
When I am a ghost,
I'll be sSitting with a kitty
God in heaven or down
in the depths of hell city,
I'll be going outside.
But nothing will be the same, you know.
Yeah, nothing will be the same.
Nothing will be the same.
Nothing will be the same, you know."
And he shall rule them with a rod of Iron,"As the vessels of a potter shall they be broken
Look we got zip ties on em
As we hug our ar 15s
I don’t know much about jesus
But i know he wouldn’t be down with this shit
You want to break us all into pieces
That’s pretty mean
Take your righteousness anger
And look in the mirror
I do this everyday
It never gets easier
And when one of your kids get shot
I hope it’s not your gun
Thought statistically speaking
It will be"
Ya basic,"Here’s a cactus
Darcy is a great actress
Not a person
Not a robot
What do we owe
To each other?
Chidi Anna Kendrick
Eleanor loves shrimp
Tahani is a sexy giraffe
Molotov cocktail oh dip
Donkey Doug, call me Donkey Dad
All knowing burrito
Doug Forcet got 92%
Holy mother forking shirt balls
Ya basic
Here’s a cactus
Ted Danson is a great actor
He’s a demon
But a nice one
What do we owe
To each other?
Jeremy Bearimy
Everything is fine
Mindy St. Claire gonna rub one out
Please bring her cocaine next time
Maximum Derek
Let me show you my Bud Hole
Blake Bortles x2
Holy mother forking shirt balls
Ya basic
Here’s a cactus
great actor is William Jackson
Indecisive, gives lectures
Everybody hates
philosophy professors
Ya basic
Here’s a cactus
Jameela is a great actress
Did the right thing
Wrong reasons
And she died in Cleveland
The doorman loves frogs
Chidi’s got stomach ache
Actually it’s more like
leap INTO faith
Megan Amram
Can’t stop with the puns
I wonder how many points I’ll lose
For this novelty song
Ya basic
Here’s a cactus
great actor Manny Jacinto
On a scale of
1 to 13
8 is the best
Ya basic
Here’s a cactus
Kristen Bell’s a great actress
This is the bad place
Holy mother forking shirt balls
Ya basic
Here’s a cactus
I’m in love with Marc Evan Jackson
He’s a demon
With a podcast
Now go do something good"
"Look at this car, pulling out onto the","street turning heads Wherever
it goes, oh imagine all the people The
people you'll meet, the looking people Who
care about the environment The
looking people Who
care about the environment The
looking people Who
care, care about the environment The
looking people"
Ghouls on the chopping block,"Ghouls in the marketplace
They’ll dig a hole
They’ll eat your soul
And you won’t even know your name
Ghouls on the television
Ghouls in the VCR
They’re riding high
They came back to life
Reanimated by this guitar
Ghouls in the refrigerator
Ghouls in the falling rain
They wrap your arms
In palm a day fronds
And no matter how you struggle and strain
Ghouls in your larynx
Ghouls around your heart
They whisper dead
Inside your head
The melody of this guitar"
All things change,"All things grow
All things die
Dark, dark soul
Dark, dark soul
Dark, dark soul
There’s no you
There’s no me
There’s no us
No is or was or be
Dark, dark soul
Dark, dark soul
Cry cry cry
Last goes first
No thing hurts
Blue blue earth"
Rolling along the prairie,"Looking for food
Some think that I’m scary
But I’m just a dude
Hoopsnake, I’m a Hoopsnake
No-one has ever seen me
But that does mean
That i am not real
I’m as real as can be"
And I’m Jerry!,"And we make ice cream
No, we’re not cows, these are just our avatars
Today we find ourselves up on this movie screen to say
“if you like ice cream, you should really try ours”
it’s got more chunks!
CHUNKS!
Swirls!
SWIRLS!
Than you have ever seen
Each bite is so different your head just might explode
If there’s one thing, well, we know ice cream
We’re crusading for a chunk-filled Canada"
I love bocce ball,"Bocce ball keeps me enthralled
Throw the pollen
Watch it go
Where it’ll stop
Nobody knows!
Bocce ball
Bocce ball"
"If it’s not about Zoe Quinn, stop talking about her","If it’s not about Zoe Quinn, stop talking about her
If it’s about ethics in journalism
Then stop talking about Zoe Quinn
If it’s not about Zoe Quinn, stop talking about her
If it’s not about Brianna stop talking about her
If it’s not about Brianna stop talking about her
She’s not a journalist, she makes games
And op eds and journalism aren’t the same
If it’s not about Brianna stop talking about her
If it’s not about Anita, stop talking about her
If it’s not about Anita, stop talking about her
Listen now to the words I sing
Criticism and journalism: Two different things
If it’s not about Anita, stop talking about her
Now Leigh is a journalist, yep that’s true
And it’s plain as day she’s got a point of view
But you know who else does too?
You and you and you and you
The fact of the matter is that we all do
You know that reviews are opinion, don’t you?
You know that reviews are opinion, don’t you?
Your priorities are out of whack
review can’t be objective fact
You know that reviews are opinion, don’t you?
Disagreeing with someone doesn’t mean they’ve ethically breached
You’ll find with a lot of the conclusions you’ve reached
That you’re just seeing what you want
You say ethics and then you yell cunt
If you don’t like bullying practice what you preach
If it’s about ethics, there’s lots to be angry about
The industry’s labor practices make me shout
Leigh Alexander made a really great list
But for the most part you have ignored this
But if it’s about ethics, there’s lots to be angry about
If it’s not about Zoe Quinn, stop talking about her
If it’s not about Brianna stop talking about her
And if it’s not about Anita or women in games
Then stop harassing them and stop being lame
If it’s not about Zoe Quinn stop talking about her"
We could say he separated,"The ownership
Of spiritual use value
And material exchange value
In Klein’s project
It’s impossible to have both
Digital Zones
Of Immaterial Pictorial Sensibility
Immaterial artwork
As the apotheosis
Of the virtual experience
More and more it’s so intense
It’s not tangible it’s just a sense
sensibility
If you wanted to buy a zone
You’d have to pay in pure gold
The zone is immaterial
But you’d get a receipt
But to really own the zone
To the river you’d go
Where’d you burn the receipt
And throw in half the gold"
i got to write a song,"what a cruel, cruel fate
i just want to play mario kart 8
i got a song to write
i got a song to do
i wanna play mario kart
on the wii u
honk honk
beep beep
come on don't you want to race with me
red shell
banana peel
squid ink squirt
and the tires squeal
so i'll phone this one in
i'll just poop it out
cuz video games today
is what it's all about
i'll be back tomorrow
with another song
but for now i'm getting my
mario kart on"
I got no time to write a song,"Because my wife has got the flu
We thought it was the stomach flu
Because we all have had it too
But it seems like something else
She’s in bed with fever now
So it’s just me with all the kids
The 2 year old is taking nap
The 10 year old is Zelda-ing
The 7 year old has got YouTube
This is the moment that I have
To scratch some words onto the page
Whatever comes out from the pen
Except there is no page or pen
I’m typing words out on a screen
And throwing stuff into the DAW
No thought or feeling not at all
And then it’s back to the demands
Of children asking me for things
Food and help and everything
And then maybe we’ll go to the pool"
Sometimes I feel like stopping,"But then I don’t
And eventually I come back to feeling
Like I won’t
I lose the thread and find it
Several times a year
I’ll always be returning
To right here
Who was I when I hit a hundred
Who was I 5 years in
Who was I when I hit 2000
Where do I end, and this all begin?
And I’m a different person
Than when I started out of fear
I’ll always be returning
To right here
Would I do this with no one watching
There’s only 60 of you now
Yes, I’ll always keep this going
Just as long as I know how
Because the future is uncertain
It’s always drawing near
I’ll always be returning
To right here"
If you gotta chew on some fabric,"Don’t chew on my socks
My socks have been in the dirt
And are gross like lougies hocked
Better to chew on my purple shirt
That is way less gross
If you got to chew on some kinda fabric
Chew on that the most
Yesterday you were a baby
Laying there in the sun
Now you are this little boy
Where did you come from?
If you’re gonna eat random things
Don’t eat pieces of the floor
It’s really old and probably poisonous
So don’t do that any more
You threw some food onto the ground
To let us know you were full
Please eat that if you must
At least it’s edible
If you’re gonna repeat some things we say
Don’t repeat the swears
I don’t really give a shit
But it’s the outside world that cares
I want you to be free my boy
I don’t wanna restrict your speech
I want to show you everything I know
Even the fucking swearing someday I’ll teach"
once upon a time,"there were no feelings
every moment passed
in utter satisfaction
no sadness
no happiness
no anger
no laughter
no suspicion
no fear
no tears and no love
then the feeling god came
and said to the people
your hearts are stone
i will make them water
and the earth shook
and the moon blinked
and the oceans boiled
and the chains clinked
and the rain fell
and the turning wheels
of heaven stopped
and asked how we feel
and then the people looked
and they first saw each other
and they recognized themselves
in the eyes of a lover"
living in LA,"going to musicians institute
gonna make it in the music business
who is this guy
who writes a song a day
he's kinda weird
and suddenly he makes us say
i'm texting in the class
because well that's just what I do
i can text and learn i'm a multi-tasker
i'm gonna be big someday
but for now i'll text and text some more
but mr scott is such a task master"
When,"I tune my baritone tone
I like to tune in low
Gucci is accepting apecoin now
I say oh no
What is the world coming to
What are we all gonna do
When it all goes up
When it all goes
When
I tune my baritone tone
I like to tune like this
Cause that made me feel like
I am getting it in
What is the world gonna do
Between me and you and you and me and you
I don't know but
I will sit right here and sing my song
I'll take that all day
I'll take it all day long
If
I got through
I forget
If
I got two
I will make you cry again
With my little dusty tones inside your ears
The
E
E
E
E ears
I don't know why
I like it so low
But that's just how
I do
I don't know what
I don't know and neither do you
But you take it all and you swallow
Swallow up your pride
And you make it bound into your fist
And you punch the lights out
The lights start looking low
You go back to the bakery and you take yourself away
You're eating another croissant
With a big piece of chocolate
Chocolate
Whoa whoa whoa whoa
Chocolate chocolate
When
I tune my baritone toner
Like a tuna way down low"
This car is making a right turn,"These folks are walking their dog
This woman is pointing to the east
There’s sprouts in this pot
Joey’s leaving on his bike
Wind chimes are dangling
This dandelion is holding on for dear life
This guy with long hair is crossing the street, oh
This guy with a red hoodie is crossing the other way
The sidewalk is quiet
These trees are blowing
These guys are walking with briefcases
I wonder where they’re going
Turns out they were going to their car
Man these clouds look ominous
This woman is walking with her baby
Her boyfriend looks worried about something
There’s a helicopter flying over head
This fella’s on a cell phone
These yellow flowers are jiggling
Neglected phone books, pages turning by themselves
This guy in an orange vest is riding his bike, oh
This woman’s dog is looking for a place to go
These two guys are walking
One of them is holding up a key
This van is making a right turn
This guy is living dangerously, oh
And the clouds were still ominous"
When california dries up and falls into the,"ocean I’ll
be really sad cuz a lot of my
friends live there In
perfect weather and vast highways they show devotion
To a sunny way of light a disposition
so free and clear they sit in cars,
cars, cars Listening
to the radio KCRW
It’s the only one I know they get
stuck, stuck, stuck But
then they’re moving so fast traffic ebbs and
flows nothing ever lasts This
is just to say that california was a
place i lived and it’s where I did
most of the regretting that I did But
i wouldn’t trade it all the pain and
lonely nights i spent cuz if it had
gone differently, we never would have met I
guess we met met met Before
I moved there i know But
you know what I mean Don’t
pretend that you don’t The
things I did there Seem
so very far away And
I’m not nostalgic for those olden days"
When the devil goes free it's got implications,"for you and me no more vacations Cause
we're going down bring us down down down
When the devil goes free it's like a
clarion call to all the sweet little angels
all going straight down going down and dragging
us down When
the devil go it's got implications It's
obviously gonna mean that we're gonna say goodbye
to em light as if we weren't gonna
do that before When
the devil goes free for the second time
you lose faith in God
Is anybody mine walked in the store Was
anybody there Was
there anybody there before Was
there anybody there before Was
there anybody there before ever before before When
the devil goes that's when you know he's
going down and we're gonna go straight down
down down down down down down We're
going down with him Go"
Rain falls in fits and spurts but I’m,"not getting cursed in eye People
try and tell me it’s a calling, it’s
a cold day in hell I think they’re
only messing with me but you know I
just can’t tell If
you’re coming stateside, holler at me and let
me know There’s
only so much I can take ‘fore I
forsake you and let you go Oooooooo…
If you’re coming stateside, holler at me and
let me know There’s
only so much I can take ‘fore I
forsake you and let you go Oooooooo…."
I’ve got to jump,"Take the leap of faith
Or I’ll doubt myself
For the rest of my days
Can I do it?
Can I do it?
Can I do it?
Can I do it?
Jump!
I am powerful
I’m a little tiny horse
And I’m mighty"
Betsy DeVos,"Is like that really shitty shitty boss
That tries to speak with authority
But really she know nothing at all
She’s always been mediocre
Born rich, never had to work
soul that’s listless and empty
That’s why she walks in like a jerk
Thinking that she knows the score
But she’s never even been in the game before
She’s got a lot of wind but nothing more
Just do the opposite of what she says
Betsy DeVos
Represents a big big loss
To the tireless cause of teachers
Trying and trying their best
Money is all she understands
She’s never built anything with her hands
Never stood in front of a class room
Never written up her own lesson plans
Thinking that she knows the score
But she’s never even been in the game before
She’s got a lot of wind but nothing more
Just do the opposite of what she says
Betsy DeVos
Comes at a great big cost
Public education may be lost
She’ll make a tough situation worse
No experience, and no credentials
Just a lot of money that makes her influential
And it’s money she didn’t even earn
But that doesn’t stop her, she’ll never learn"
I’ve emptied every graveyard,"Autopsied every corpse
I put the bodies back in the ground
The trees wave back and forth
I drank coffee at the meetings
I studied hard for months
I churned butter at the break of dawn
And sat with all the monks
Chanting
I swallowed lorazepam
Psilocybin in my gut
I reuptaked all my inhibiters
I even Iowaska’d
I wrote every melody
I opened up my songs
I gathered stars and hearts and money
And everybody sang along
They were singing
I know that something’s rotten
Of this I’m totally sure
It’s just that I’ve forgotten
What I was looking for
I learned lucid dreaming
I listened as the dog spoke
But just as he was saying something important
And that’s right when I woke
I ripped apart the fabric
Of spacetime itself
I found me in another universe
He wasn’t any help
I set out in Autumn
Now it’s summer once more
And I have forgotten
What I was looking for
I’ve been sinking to the bottom
Where the waves met the shore
It’s just that I’ve forgotten
What I was looking for"
Oh silly me,"Oh silly my
I’ve had the wrong idea
This entire time
I thought never again
Meant protect the innocent
Meant always stand against
Cruel and powerful men
I thought never again
Meant when children
Are being put in cages
We do everything we can
To stop it and to shame it
To call it out and name it
People put in camps
There’s only one way to frame it
Never again
Never again
If that’s not right now
Then I don’t know when
Oh silly me
When I hear you
It’s like you want that phrase
Reserved for jews
And not for anyone
Who’s being scapegoated
Dehumanized
Torn down and rail roaded
Used by a leader
Political pawns
To inflict cruelty
And see what’s the response
But i’m sure it’ll end
With asylum seekers
I’m sure no other groups
Will be labeled illegals
Never again
Never again
If that’s not right now
Then I don’t know when"
there's that voice,"In your head
Saying who do you think you are
it won't shut up
it just won't quit
the door's flung open
when you left it ajar
he'll never love you
she left you cold
you're not worth the breath inside your lungs
the voice grows louder
i told you so i told
you will never amount to nothin   in the long run
You Don't Have To Be Good
You Don't Have To Be Good
You Don't Have To Be Good
You Don't Have To Be Good
I am a creature
Of this planet
And I will stay here as long as I am able
I will not yield
I will withstand it
The nature of the universe unstable
That little voice
That says you can't
Just hear my words overpower it
Hear my guitar
Hear my drums
Hear my voice devour it"
I’m making cinnamon rolls,"I’m making cinnamon buns
I wanna share them with my friends
I like it when they eat the things I make
I like it when they eat the things I bake
I said
I like it when they eat the things I make
I like it when they eat the things I bake
I really like it when they eat the things I make
I really like it when they eat the-
Boom boom
Boom boom
Bah"
It's the end of the year and what this means,"Is that it's time to stop and mention
All the viral videos of 2013
That briefly held our attention
Kai, Kai the Hachet guy
And this Russian meteorite
Ryan Gosling hating cereal
Chris Hadfield did Bowie in space
Everybody did the Harlem shake
We learned how animals take their meals
There was this dancing pony
And all this prancercizing
We saw why phones are evil
And saw dove expirementizing
And goats screaming like humans
Goats screaming like humans
Miley and her wreaking ball
This girl danced to quit her job
Charles Ramsey saved the day
We learned about wealth inequality
Psy showed us what a gentleman could be
And we learned all the things that foxes say
Hilarious reading of lips
Van Damme did some splits
Telekeinesis in the Coffee shop
And Evian babies wouldn't stop
And goats screaming like humans
Goats screaming like humans"
don't let sleep ensnare you in it's net,"sleep is a square is a dodecahedron
sleep comes slowly when your sleeping for your freedom
mister day light crawls on by
as the rain clears from the sky
butterflies and rose hips bloom
i look out from my room
disaster strikes the yellow twilight
gleaming in the night the night night
stop sign red from blushing so
watch the cars just go just go"
It's a heat tornado coming down It's,"a heat tornado make me drown in my
old sweat in my own sweat It's
a heat tornado Making
me cry Heat
tornado Making
me die Making
me die die die and cry he tornado
don't you know I'm
a warm blooded mammal I can't take this
Oh no Eat
tornado Eat
tornado Eat
tornado"
Our feet will go crunch in the snow,"And tho I'm cold I'll just keep walking
Pulling the sled behind
I tied my boots with stands candy cane twine
I know these woods like the back of my hand
and I'm looking for the perfect tree
Though we're a Jewish family
we get a tree, a tree from the woods
And we decorate it with blue and white
and Christmas lights
and the Star of David goes on top
We come to a clearing of snow
And I know
that we found the place
Long needle evergreens
everything seems
to be still and silent
Dad has got the ax and
he's chopping away and
I'm on the lookout for
the man who owns this land
I hope he doesn’t mind
We get the tree up in the house
I’m pulling icicles out
of dads beard
We turn it this way and that
trying to find the side
Where the needles are thick
And it may be
sad excuse for a Christmas tree
Yeah but it’s ours
The only Jewish family
For miles
Though we're a Jewish family
we get a tree, a tree from the woods
And we decorate it with blue and white
and Christmas lights and the Star of David goes on top"
You,"You got time
You got time coming out of your ears
Flowing into your mind
You
You got chances
You got chances in the realm of the living
I was never under the impression
I was always learning the wrong lesson
I never really paid attention
I wish i filed an extension
You
You got legs
You got legs to carry this weight
And to carry this mess
You
You got a mission
You got a mission to complete
I was holding on to something sacred
I was holding on to something naked
I was ready to toe the line and take it
I was ready to do my best to fake it
You"
Didn’t anybody tell you,"The end of the world is here
Oh you didn’t get the memo?
I hope you like seaweed
Cause that’s all you’re gonna eat
I see you’re trying to distract yourself
With the shows that you watch
And the money that you make
And the food that you eat
And the time that you take
And you let your guard down
Even just for a little
And you’ll find
You’ve been cut through the middle
In half
You’ve been cut in half
And every single day
You try to find a way
To put yourself back together
But it don’t work out
In half
You’ve been cut in half
Don’t look now
Your guts are spilling out
And the rain will wash away everything you are
This is looking like a blizzard
In the middle of July
Just don’t tell your parents
But I’m at the intersection
of just staring out the window
i am trying to distract myself"
Colon cancer is one of the most preventable,"and treatable forms of cancer When
it's found early Oh
yeah Colon
cancer starts with very few if any outward
symptoms That's
why it's important to get screened early Do
it now Colon
cancer typically begins as slow growing little polyps
that can turn into cancer So
you gotta get get checked Yes
you've gotta get checked If
you got symptoms or you got high risk
get checked in your ectomo Yes
you gotta get checked Yes
you gotta get checked If
you've got symptoms or you got high risk
get checked in your ecmo Yes
There are many things you can do to
help prevent colon cancer from coming for you
Exercise and eat right don't smoke and get
lots of sleep at night But
you gotta also know your family history And
if there's colon cancer there you gotta get
that colonoscopy Yeah
Colon cancer typically begins as slow growing little
polyps that can turn into cancer So
you gotta get checked Yes
you've gotta get checked If
you've got symptoms or you got high risk
get checked in your rectum Oh
yes Or
you gotta get checked yes you've gotta get
checked If
you've got symptoms or you got high risk
get checked in your rectum O
yes get checked in your rectum Oh
yes"
Oh! We’re always branding,"You don’t have to sell
Get the experience right
The event will sell itself
Celebrate success
And celebrate when you fail
Perfection is relative
Excellence is attainable
Alton in the projects
nerd who was so shy
Watching Ed Sullivan
He wanted to be with the Jackson 5
He sees his life as service
His gifts are an offering
What service can you provide
The way that Alton sings
Wisdom is just time
plus mistakes
Every generation
Blames the next generation for change
Innovation is invention
converted to value
It’s catalyst is creativity
Which starts with curiosity ooooo
Soft skills ain’t touchy feely
Soft skills are hardcore
It’s the intuition found
In every entrepreneur
There’s emphasis on rigor
But we need wonder too
Empathy, curiosity
You’ve got these things in you
Disruption is just change you don’t have a choice in
Innovation only happens through insubordination
If you can’t find the inappropriate dolphin, you are the dolphin
Ritz Carleton now means giraffe Instead of severed head of a lion"
hey look it's the science thing I think,"it's a Geiger
counter maybe look at it's cool science is
cool it's a Geiger
counter and we're all being exposed to this
little piece of here you want it I
don't okay look my watch is radioactive look
at it go oh that's interesting yeah it's
got a handle so you can carry it
around boosts apocalyptic wasteland you won't try these
guys I think they must be making some
kind of counter you put it in here
then you put it down here into this
other thing it's got stuff and then boom
on the city and the city is still
there drop the bomb boom boom boom hide
in the basement gamma waves and the x-shock
wave and we're safe in the basement don't
come out yet we'll be safe in the
basement big mushroom cloud look out now I'm
going to Boston
College I got to be on my sweater
all these people there's a guy with a
whip there's a nurse and some police officers
everybody's gonna be safe everyone's gonna be safe
in this town and country"
i am just a messenger from a town,"not far from here bearing news of your
father's travels he has crossed the bandy bridge,
and heads towards everclear just as the sweater
on his back unravels a woman travels with
him now who's name i did not get
she has blue eyes and carries a wand
where she comes from, i cannot say for
sure and yet i think she comes from
out beyond do not worry and do not
cry he will return to you with a
twinkle in his eye come september when the
ground starts to freeze listen for the whinny
of his horse on the autumn breeze i
am just a messenger from a town not
far from here bearing news of your father's
shadow i caught sight of him one day
in june when the night was cool and
clear just south i think of johnson's meadow
that woman he was with was there but
she had somehow changed her eyes no longer
blue, but blacker as if the sky had
filled her eyes, i still don't know her
name i'm a messenger, not a tracker i
am just a messenger from a town not
far from here bearing news of your father's
ghost i have only the worst kind of
news, i fear, i fear for your safety
the most i witnessed a scene and i
wish i could have known but there's no
way i could've predicted by the light of
a fire the woman had grown and suddenly
was afflicted"
"His coat is black, white and brindle","You’ve got to tell him to have a nice day
Or else he’ll wait up for you to come home
He’s a very fit Boston Terrier
And he’s only got 5 teeth
He loves carrots and English peas
He’s a turd burglar, he also likes to eat poop
Sleeps under the covers when he sleeps
He loves to go on walks
And he poops when the light changes
So you have to wait for the light to change agin
He farts like a 300 pound biker
He doesn’t like being squished
He;s really loving and loyal
He was born in florida 10 years ago
And he likes to wear hoodies and other clothes"
Flying with an infant and a toddler not,"something I would recommend Doing
it all day landing in the night getting
to a hotel and they didn't get it
right Traveling
with a toddler and a baby it's not
something that I'd
recommend Not
for you my friend Not
for you my friend my friend"
flabbergasted gasket,"In the twinkle of an eye
Pass around the basket
For the world to get you by
Toss another tired log
On the fire feeling fine
Press the panic button on
The broke assembly line
Oh if there’s a hell
We’re all going to it
We may already be there
I knew it
Shifty shingles breaking on
The roof of rose and posies
Little men in big suits
Cutting off our toesies
Walk us of the ledger that
We find ourselves standing
Taken to the tick tock streets
Guillotine demanding"
Deep in the jungle of the internet,"It’s a bamboo forest where you can get
All your web parts for sharepoint x2
Bamboo Solutions with a flawless execution
hundred times better than CorasWorks
It’s a bamboo revolution
This bamboo forest is populated
By web parts, the latest and greatest
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Calendar plus
List roll up
These are parts you can trust
Deep in the jungle of the internet
It’s a bamboo forest where you can get
All your web parts for sharepoint x2
Bamboo Solutions with a flawless execution
hundred times better than CorasWorks
It’s a bamboo revolution"
The whole world is on one side,"And I am on the other
I can try to get on the inside
But sometimes it's like: Why bother
And if I were a cannibal
I'd eat your brain and know you
I'd eat your heart and feel you
Then I'd shit you out and grow you
Fertilizing kale and carrots
With your blood for salad dressing
Wine that's flavored with our tears
From the months we've spent obsessing
And I could use my powers for evil
And I could use my powers for good
But the message I'm receiving
Is from somewhere in between them
And it's a long hard road
That I've laid out here before me
And if I'm being tested
At least let me sleep till morning
Cause I am not a cannibal
I'm not a ruthless psychopath
I'm just a slightly insecure
Songwriter jew who's bad at math
And the whole world is on one side
Even when I am surrounded
By people that respect me
The problem can be compounded
And if I were a soldier
I could grin and bear it
Thank you sir may I have another
Allegiance I would swear it
I'd march until the blisters
On my feet had their own blisters
I would follow orders
Killing mothers brothers sisters
And I could use my powers for evil
And I could use my powers for good
But the message I'm receiving
Is from somewhere in between them
And it's a long hard road
That I've laid out here before me
And if I'm being tested
At least let me sleep till morning
Cause I am not a soldier
I can't follow orders, oh no
I'm just a shlubby 30 year old
White male from the internet peep show
The whole world is on one side
With their genitals in their hands
Making funny faces
Doing some kind of weird dance
And how I want to join them
But I don't know the steps
No jig left in my body
No words upon my lips
If I could see the future
Like I see the past
I'd take all this discomfort
And kick it's stupid ass
And I could use my powers for evil
And I could use my powers for good
But the message I'm receiving
Is from somewhere in between them
And it's a long hard road
That I've laid out here before me
And if I'm being tested
At least let me sleep till morning
Cause I'm not like you
You're not like me, i swear
And I try to hold on to that
But it's hard sometimes to bear"
one year ago,"3000 miles away
i picked up my ukelele
and i started to play
and every single day
no matter what came my way
i picked up my ukelele
and i started to play
some folks they try to change the world
some folks go to church to pray
some folks struggle to make a living
me i write a song everyday
one year down
and many more to go
i'll write about my friends
and the city all aglow
ill write about what i'm feeling
i'll write about what i know
one year down
and many more to go
some folks have fun at parties
some folks like to listen to the DJ
some folks they make a lot of money
me i write a song a day
one year ago
in a bedroom in LA
i picked up my ukulele
and i started to play
from the san francisco bay
down to blue jay way
i picked up my ukulele
and i started to play
some folks struggle to find meaning
in a universe made of chaos and decay
some folks have orchestras and power
me i write a song a day"
Who is,"Rosalina's mother
And where did she go when
Rosalina went to space to look for
Luma's mama
O who is
Rosalina's mama
Is it
Polly
Princess or
Daisy
We may never know
But
I'll tell you what is driving me crazy
Rosalia is the mama of the
Lumas
They are looking for their mama
Where is she
I'm not sure"
All across the globe,"Batten down the hatches seal up the windows crisscross the latches
Anything is possible
You better be ready for it all
No telling what we'll see what we'll see
You can hope and pray you can wish inside
Only you can save you from the sky
You can hope and pray you can wish and sigh
Only you can save you from this sky
You can hope and pray you can wish and sigh
Only you can save you from this sky
You can wish and pray you can hope and sigh
Only you can save you from this sky"
When I lay my head,"Down, down, down
I know that everything
Is gonna be all right
When I lay my head
Down down down
I can celebrate
With the visions that come in the night
Cause I will be the one
Saying yes
Or saying no
I will be the one
To make it so"
This is a 1 2 3 4,"Google is dead
Nobody cares
Excepting
Robert
Scoble
Who could forget him in the shower with
Google
Glass
Ignoble
It would be nice
I'll admit to have an alternative to
Facebook but not from another great big company
Sadly this seems like it's not meant to be
They are a monopoly
Google plus is dead
Nobody cares
Excepting
Robert
Scoble
See he even wrote a post on there
He called it sad
Oh no no it's not sad
It's more like funny
We'll all be starving though by 2040 so
But doesn't matter
Anyway this got dark"
I feel my spidey sense tingling,"Full of hurt and anxiety pain
Caught in digital emotions
Let it rain let it rain let it rain
I wander through slag and the rubble
Babylon tower remains
Storm clouds looking like trouble
Let it rain let it rain let it rain
Oh baby
You know it’s gonna be all right
Oh darling
Listen to the rain tonight
Tonight
Some people say life is random
Some people say preordained
Time is a human invention
Let it rain let it rain let it rain
I feel my spidey sense tingling
bubbling urge to complain
Whispering tired emotions
Let it rain let it rain let it rain"
Your iPhone has become your main camera,"You capture memories and day-to-day galore
But you also take notes with that camera
And that's what notograph is for
Things like the sketch made on a napkin
Or the cross streets where you park
Silly signs in the bathroom and at that selling a car
Your photograph or recipe
Or nutrition labels on food
The grocery list that your wife wrote out
Cause you're such a forgetful dude
Notograph, notograph, note taking with photograph
Notograph, notograph, note taking with photographs
The notographs go into a separate stream
So your notes don't get mixed in with pics of your family
Cause that's annoying
You check your top drawer
There's only two condoms left
Notograph the brand
To remember to pick some up
Now you're heading home
You got one thing on your brain
Open the drawer to find
That only one condom remains
Notograph, notograph, note taking with photographs
Notograph, notograph, note taking with photographs"
Throw yourself on the mercy of the core,"It's a blessing and it's a downright dirty
curse Secret
handshakes and smoky back room deals You're
a human being with all these human fields
Beg forgiveness alleviate your health From
the bottom of our hearts will grant you
the bottom of the well You
wonder why you have this sinking stone That
sits right here buried beneath your bones You
wonder why a thousand sleepless nights keep you
questioning What
is wrong and what is right? Oh
ask us, please ask us There's
so much story to tell From
the bottom of our hearts will grant you
a ten foot by ten foot cell It
wasn't me, it wasn't me, it wasn't me
You say, let's try to break free, let's
try to break free Get
away, but we're just too strong You're
a weak, tired man You
say, let's try to break free, let's try
to break free, let's try to break free
Get yourself one half of a break We'll
take the other half Be
grateful that we don't take Everything
from you, everything on straight down the line
From that smile on your lips to your
permanent high rise Just
ask us, please ask us Cause
there's so much story to tell From
the bottom of our hearts will grant you
the bottom of the well It
wasn't me, it wasn't me, it wasn't me
You say, let's try to break free, let's
try to break free Get
away, but we're just too strong You're
a weak, tired man You
said it's called calculations You
didn't understand You
said it's called calculations You
didn't understand"
Start with clammy's genome Make,"your master mix Divvy
it up into PCR
plates Well
96 Then
you put in the thermocycler Your
mom is overseas Maybe
you Skype
with her Skype
with her Take
out the tubes and add a dye Pipette
it into the agarose gel Apply
a currant It's
bubbly and warm The
UV light you can see if it worked
well If
it worked well now you got pcrdna If
it worked well now you've got pcrdna And
this is how we do it at the
Johnicus lab High
throughput genetics is totally rad Clammy
CCM gonna change everything Science
keep working no matter what the future will
bring So
take some clammy and the PCR
dn put them into electroporation cuvettes give em
a jolt and some of the clammy gets
the DNA
Identify the fluorescent transformers Now
look in the microscope Shoot
clammy with lasers Light
up the proteins and see where they are
living Now
take the interesting ones Drop
them in liquid nitrogen popcorn Clammy
grinding mortar and pestle Fun
Mix the FLAG
antibody with the clammy powder Carry
it to the chemistry department They'll
put it into the mass spectrometer and then
you'll see who's attached to the protein To
the protein And
this is how we do it at the
Johnicus lab High
throughput genetics is totally rad Clammy
CCM gonna change everything Science
keep working no matter what the future will
bring We
got colonies of clamm Each
a different mutant and the Pick
and Robot
384 mutants per plate Here's
a python program that tells us where they
are So
if you need a specific mutant we can
locate and we keep them going Fresh
copies being made All
the funky robots pouring tons of plates getting
rid of fungus Stacks
on stacks Copies
g freeze and back up copies back Find
some mutants that make a lot of lipids
Add fluorescent dye to the lipid droplets Put
the mutants through the flow cytometer which are
making more oil and which are making less
Do a PCR
with these mutants send it off to get
sequence Then
when we get it all back we grab
them from the library the open source libraries
And this is how we do it at
the Johnicus
lab I throughput genetics is totally rap clown
Mecca I'm
gonna change everything Science
keep working no matter what the future will"
"One string song, la la la la la","la la One
string song, la la la la la la
la la la la I was at some
kind of event and I was getting ready
to play Everybody
was eating so I had to turn their
heads my way I didn’t know what to
sing and everything was blue And
then a lightning bolt struck and I started
to sing this tune There
were cables everywhere, I was looking for desert
Crawling on my hands and knees in the
carpet made of dirt Carrying
my guitar with me wherever I went The
sound of this song in my head it
would not relent R"
Ha ha,"Ha ha
I’m laughing today
If you don’t know
Why I can’t say
You’re just not in on the joke
I’m not gonna tell you if you don’t know
Ha ha
Ha ha
Is the sound I make
When I know I’ve
Gotten away
With something very very bad
But it’s very very good how bout that
And I’m not gonna tell you nothing about that
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha
I’m fading away
Like h 2 o
In a gaseous state
Find me in the atmosphere
I don’t think I could be more clear
Ha ha
For goodness sake
Naughty or nice
Or just a mistake
There’s no deciphering it all
You’ll just have to live in the dark
Holding onto one another’s hearts
Waiting for your atoms to be ripped aart
And I think we’ll end at the start
Ha ha
Ha ha
I’m laughing today
If you don’t know
Why I can’t say
You’re just not in on the joke
I’m not gonna tell you if you don’t know"
Oh goddamn it,"Another day on this planet
I gotta ride my bike to see
The doc of cardiology
Because any minute
I could drop dead dammit
I gotta ride my bike to see
If my ticker is faulty
Do I got a bum heart
Where do I even start
I’m lost in WalMart
And I really gotta pee
Is my ticker working right
Will I live through tonight
I gonna be alright
When the end comes for me
Oh no now what
I’m a heavy ball shot put
I gotta ride my bike to see
What the world will say to me
You’re only as strong as
The moons many phases
I gotta ride my bike to see
Another chance at tranquility
R"
Everything around me is broken Every,"door has been left open so how do
you choose So
how do you choose Every
single thing I touch Turn
the star down I look for some light
But I lost the spark now how do
you choose How
do you choose All
you've got is one idea and you put
it on the spot over and over again
over and over again Every
single tree I see is dead or dying
Every little thing I tried has got me
trying but how do you choose How
did you Every
single push I piece in all of my
way Now
I don't even know any of the words
I said now how do you choose How
do you choose And
the only thing I know how to do
is sing and I don't even do it
that well not sure if you can tell
but I'm
kind of faking it now"
it's silver and it's black,"i'm gonna play it all the time
when i write my songs
it'll take me far
it's got a wide neck
the sound is just so sublime
you know that i can't go wrong
i got a new guitar
it is one of a kind
it was made for me
by a man called fat dawg
i wanna be a a star
i wonder if i'm past my prime
but i don't know what else to be
i'm just me a song hog"
I was a teenaged bandit Riding,"a sunset horse to freedom I didn't care
about conventions I was naiv, I saw so
clearly Oh
oh oh Now
I mark the time by splitting off a
piece of my soul Oh
oh oh Now
I count the days by digging deeper in
the hole And
I was a teenage Frisbee
Up the hill from the chaos in the
streets I didn't know what lay before me
I saw what was to the left and
right Girls
girls girls I wanted to sleep with them
but I didn't know how Girls
girls girls Now
I'm older and I still don't know Heyyyyyyy
What’s the matter with you? I was a
teenaged gold farm Doing
the work of 84 men I didn't hear
the walls around me Crashing
down again and again And
Oh oh oh Now
I mark the time by splitting off a
piece of my soul, ah Oh
oh oh Now
I count the days by digging deeper in
the hole, and I was a teenaged blaster
Stopped in front of every girl i saw
My raced and my heart go pounding Like
a cartoon character drop my jaw, and Girls
girls girls I wanted to sleep with them
but I didn't know how Girls
girls girls Now
I'm older and I still don't know Heyyyyyyy
What’s the matter with you? Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
What’s the matter with you? What’s
the matter with you? What’s
the matter with you? The
matter with me"
Jupiter,"Jupiter is sick
He’s got a cold and a fever
I suck his snot
Out with a little bulb
He doesn’t like that at all
He can’t breathe through his nose
But he’s 6 months old
And he hasn’t mastered breathing through his mouth
In the middle of the night
When his fever spikes
We give him baby tylenol
My little baby is sick
And i feel miserable
I want to make him feel all better
Steam for the snot
That’s all I’ve got
Mama nurses him soft as a feather
Even with this sickness
He’s the most curious of kids
Grabbing everything
And watching what we do
Hopefully tomorrow
He’ll have seen the worst of it
And he’ll be feeling better
And then he’ll smile for you
Jupiter
Jupiter is sick
He’s got a cold and a fever
All of my energy
Is directed at him now
I just want him to feel better"
Jupiter hasn't been sick for two whole months,"And that's a miracle
That's a miracle
But now
I have a cold and now
I have a cold and
I'm all stuffied up and my eyes hurt
Cause there's a lot of pressure on my eyes
On my eyes on my eyes
I just want to sleep for a thousand hours
I just want to sleep until the universe explodes
That's what
I want to do"
Come with me,"I’ll show you
Everything that I know
And we can
Have a chat
About the past as we go
Away
Away
Big feelings
Dark stormies
Old books
And a row of stars
When we have
All jumped
We’ll go further
We’ll go far
Away
Away
Gone gone
I was gone
Now I’m back
Where did I go
Wash your wings
On the wind
Up in smoke
We will float
Away
Away"
Just leave the money in a paper bag,"Put it on the counter
I don't want it back
Don't want it back
Just leave your ring
Leave all my things
I don't want it back
I don't want it back
Any of it back
No no
Any of it back
Finally when the truth came out
I knew
I had to leave this house
One time
One time
Two times
One time
One time
Two times
Too many times
Cause
I know what
I did wrong
And
I know what you did wrong
And
I know
Can go on like this
No no
Sometimes like a feather
Sometimes down a well
I'm calling through the weather
heat wave or a cold spell
heat wave or a very cold
Cold cold spell
Cause
I know what
I did wrong
And
I know what you did wrong
And
I know we can'
I can't go on like nothing's changed
Like something strange hasn't come over me today
Another improvisational song in the key of
It's just
and
and
and
minor
You know
minor is the relative minor of
which just means that they share all the notes in their scale
Did you know that
It's one of the first music theory things
I learned first and last
All right
Good night"
When you wake up from your death cult,"And you wipe your tired eyes
I don’t think the world will forgive you
Blood dripping down your chin
When the shame is hot in your belly
And you’re   consumed by flames
The empathy will be oxygen
Until there’s nothing left
The stars are falling down
And the olive trees are burning
And the tunnels underground
Are filled with poisoned air
The soldiers in the class room
Have laughter in their gullet
Abraham is blinking
Out beyond somewhere
When the empire has fallen
As all empires do
And you cry to your ancestors
And they say, “you goddamn schmuck”
When you open up the cupboard
To find there’s nothing there
You’ll choke on your your bile
Blood dripping down your chin"
1 2 3 4,"The
T
V's in the lunchroom prove that we are all new
The
T
V in the lunchroom truth that nobody should do anything that the
T
V says should do
And the factory se
T
Vs proof they do
Get those
T
Vs out
Get the
T
Vs out
Get those
T
Vs
God don't wanna see em down
The
T
V down
The
T
V down
Get them out now
Get them out now
Get them out
Get them out
Get them out
Get them out
Get them out
Get them out
Get them out
Get them out
Get them out
Get them out
Get them out
Get them out
Get them out
Get them out
Get them out
Get them out
Get them out
Get them get them get them out
Get them out
Okay"
My friends would help me when I got stuck,"Played Mario for hours and hours
I was in awe of the graphics on the SNES
I loved the fold out maps in Nintendo power
Mom often watched me play
She drew maps of the zelda dungeons
I was never bored or lonely
Cause games were my best friends
The internet didn't exist back then
But we had the Konami code
No checkpoints continues
No saving oh no no
You'd pause the game and leave it
Or you'd start from beginning
But all this only made it sweeter
So much bigger when you were winning
We were on a family vacation
This was before the gameboy hit
I begged dad to leave early
So I could play the games I got for Christmas
I loved text adventure games
Just typing in commands
Using your imagination
To be whisked away to far off lands
Games nowadays just aren't the same
And I may sound like an old fart
But I miss the challenge and I miss the torture
Of having to start back from the start
But then again maybe it's just
different thing these days
The kids love minecraft with the same devotion
We loved all of our old games"
"Pretty historic man, struggled with pistachios But","I tried to open them, nobody really knows
What we know for sure, in 1011-80 A
very hairy scientist, made a great discovery He
found that music could play loud He
could break the harness shroud of pistachios"
"Todd, Pat and Gus","Each got 1000 bucks
(from the NRA)
So they will tweet their thoughts and prayers
but they won’t do anything else
Renee, Peter, Paul, Mark and Bradley
Each got $2000 sadly
So they will tweet their thoughts and prayers
But they won’t do anything else
I am not putting you down
For your praying
I’m not saying praying is bad
That’s not what I’m saying
But we need more than prayer
And the action just isn’t there
And it’s because you’re bought and sold
By the NRA
Steve Womack got 4000
Chris and Billy both got 3
Bob got 10, so every now and then
They’ve got their prayers ready
The NRA spent almost a million
to keep Mitch McConnell’s seat
So when it comes to senseless gun violence
all you get is this tweet
And here’s a list of the top ten contributions
That the NRA has made (in 2016)
In 2014 they spent 30.6 million during
the election cycle
If you watch everyday, please consider donating on Patreon:"
I can’t help it,"Can’t really help it
I can only be who I am
I try to be other people but
Never goes according to plan
I gotta a lot of things
That i’d like to change
Some of them ordinary
Some quite strange
But nothing ever really sticks
Until I look in the mirror
Ten years later
And suddenly tons of stuffs fixed
But oh
Get that monkey off my back
But oh
Every day I take a nap
I know I’ve done some
Shitty things
I made a lot of mistakes
I pick up the pieces of my soul
Every time it just a little bit breaks
I tell stories that are not true
Except that they kind of are
I don’t mean to lie to you
But it would sound bizarre
If I were to change a thing
One tiny little thought
And so I work in the confines of
What I go"
when you’re tired and you’re cold,"I know a place you can go
Where the snow don’t fall
Where the trees all tall
And the alcohol
Fills the bellies of all
When the wind blows high
And your stomach gets tight
I can take your mind
Off the daily grind
Where what’s wrong and right
Get caught up in the fight
Gladiatorial might
That’s the promise of another look
At all the things that you took
As figured out
Don’t got to be shy about it
Cuz when the water starts to rise
I’ll be standing right beside
And I won’t deny the truth
As it applies to you
You won’t need further proof
You won’t need to do
Anything all at but be you
When the singularity comes
And we’re all strong as 40 suns
I’ll ride to meet the coming storm
We will be standing arm and arm
And in the morning we’ll be born
And from the formlessness we’ll form
It’s only just a few clicks away
The fanfare and the band will play
Every single song
Until our dad comes home"
Every six months,"My brain craves the novelty
And I rearrange my studio
I’m running out of places
To put my desk
Because this room is small
It’s got no good place to go
I’m gonna have to put it
Opposite the window
And I’m gonna be backlit
All the time
But I can’t put it
In front of the window
Because it would block out the sun light"
Have you ever jumped side ways backwards,"Have you ever really ok boomered
Have you beheaded the surveillance elf
Have you ever really tried to love yourself
You’re not Dorothy and this isn’t oz
Planet earth is a lost cause
Have you played the game a boy and his blob
Boomer push button
Boomer turn knob"
We are all that’s left of this earth,"Some dates only happen once
Put the pieces back together
Goodbye to the tanks and guns
Do I dream of synthesis
Every time the daylight hits
Give you eth for missing bits
2 times 2 times for all of this
Heap that praise and hoist the flag
We’re all as mad as hatters hey
Who’s left to hold the bag
The mercury inside our veins
Nothing looks quite like it did
Nothing matters any more
Give you eth for missing bits
2 plus 2 plus 2 is four"
Cows are really big animals,"They are herbivores
They've been domesticated since 2500
BC they sound like this
They have hooves on their feet
lot of people eat their meat but not me"
I arranged for ivanka to sit,"In putsin private chair at his desk and office
In the kremlin
I will get Putin on this program
And we will get Don elected
WE both know no one else knows
how to pull this off without stupidity
or greed getting in the way
i know how to play it
and we will get it done
Buddy our boy
(buddy our boy)
can become president
of the USA
(of the USA
and we can engineer it
I will get all of putin’s team to
buy in on this"
How could we forget the beginning of time,"Seems that’d be something
we’d like to remember
How could we forget before we were born
What were we doing?
Seems like that’d be something
we’d want to remember
But time only moves in one direction
Nobody knows why
How could we forget
the meaning of life
Seems that’d be something
we’d like to remember
How could we forget
what’s beyond the edge
of the universe
I’d like to remember
How could we forget if we had a past life?
Seems that’d be something we’d like to remember
How could we forget what it was like to simply be carbon
I’d like to remember"
If we didn't exist Would,"number six If
we didn't exist what time exists What
if we didn't exist Would
we kill one child Or
would it go on like this before us
the ones we shoot ourselves Time
is a human invention or maybe not I
don't know Numbers
are a human invention God
it's time to blow what if we didn't
exist The
universe would simply show no one will even
be missed it's all joke it's an endless
stride Is
math simply discovered or invented somehow It's
time Something
we feel Something
we shouldn't worry about what if we did
In the distance we must take away two
chaotic around like this and chasing the sweep
us away the sweep us away the sweep
us away Sweep
us away"
I don’t really care about Apple News,"But I’m really feeling Wyatt jumpsuit
He pulls it so easily
He shows us all what the future can be
Wyatt Mitchell’s jumpsuit
Yeah yeah yeah
Wyatt Mitchell’s jumpsuit
Yeah yeah yeah
Aniston and Witherspoon
And Spielberg
Kal Drogo and Big Bird
They even brought Oprah out
But it’s the jump suit that makes me shout"
Snap back tap trap come back to the,"center weigh down the smokestack try to make
it better Cornmeal
born meal torn into a thunder bright light
midnight lightning and thunder give another meaning to
the word another holding on the tongue Never
give the chimps the power you don't give
anyone Carpet
clean park it mean down into the valley
Duster storm party warn you don't have to
tell me Mustard
seed bastard turn them golden clock in another
day the system ray heard them rolling rocking
and give another meaning to the word never
rolling on a tongue you never give the
truth power don't give anyone give another meaning
to the word another rolling on the tongue
Never give the truth of power you don't
give anyone Soldier
hate baller's gate is closed right now cleaning
biggest style in all the while your grin
is wide and gleaming Rockets
fire people die the glass is all the
shatter the universe so cold it hurts does
any of it matter if you give another
meaning to the word Never
rolling all the time never give your truth
to power don't give anyone never give a
meaning to the word give another ruling of
the tongue never give the truth to power
you don't give anyone don't give anyone Snap
back clap clap come back to the center
way down smokestack try to make it better
Cornmeal born meal torn into sunder bright light
midnight lightning in the thunder"
There's no wifi at this hotel in Colorado,"And my wife's credit cards two of them
were stolen straight out of our hotel room
It's not going well at this hotel This
hotel room smells like someone Someone
smoked cigarettes out of their butthole This
hotel room is quaint If
you feel like quaint is kind of shitty
It's not going well at this hotel Oh
the cops are coming We're
going to file a police report about the
two credit cards stolen out of my wife
purse that she left in the room The
cops they're gonna come and take their statements
and then I don't know what's gonna happen
They spent 400 bucks at Walgreens
600 bucks at Safeway
here and Manitoba
Where are we Manitou
Manatee Colorado
It's not going well at this hotel Well
we changed rooms Yeah
we changed rooms And
this room also smells like someone lit a
firecracker inside of their stomach and then threw
it up all over the wall Oh
but we changed rooms This
is the only other room that has a
futon so that my wife and my little
baby boy can lay on the futon and
we don't have to worry about my little
baby boy suffocating There's
other rooms available but they don't have a
futon Maybe
they don't smell as bad The
futon when you weigh it just kind of
The futon is Weighs
more It's
worth more in terms of my wife's sanity
It's not going well at this hotel No
it's not going well at this hotel"
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum,"bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum
bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum
bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum
bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum
bum bum bum if you know what I
am Please
tell me what I am oh oh if
you know what I am Please
tell me what I am oh oh Cause
I don't know what I am I don't
know what I am no I don't know
what I am I don't know what I
am I am no Am
I an old man Am
I an old man Am
I an old man Am
I Am
I an old man Am
I an old man Am
I an old man Am
I Please
tell me what I am Please
tell me what I Please
tell me what I am Please
tell me what Please
tell me what I am I Am
I an old man Am
I an old man Am
I an old man A
man Am
I an old man Am
I an old man Am
I an old man Old
man To
you I may be to you I may
be a To
you I may be an old man an
old man an old man an old man
an old man an old man saggy skin
saggy skin Saggy
skin Saggy
skin old man Please
tell me what I Please
tell me what I Please
tell me what I am am am am
Am I an old man Am
I an old man Am
I an old man Am
I a man"
Limited space,"Limited days
Limited time
In a limited mind
Limited love
There will never be enough
Limited esteem
From my heart to my dreams
I’m stuck in this limited view
I can’t see the future so I don’t know what to do
Options are endless but my choices are few
It’s hard to know what’s true
Limited words
For me to write
Limited luck
Riding with me tonight
Limited will
To do what I should
Limited compassion
To do good
I am boxed in by my limited view
I can’t see the future so I don’t know what to do
Options are endless but my choices are few
At least it’s the same for you
Limited life
Taking limited chances
Asking limitedly
To get limited answers
Limited blood
In a limited vein
Limited neurons
In your brain"
I take fish oil every single morning,"I take it for my heart
I spend the morning
Burping up fish taste
I hate it! I hate it!
Oh my god I hate it!
I was just reading on the Mayo Clinic
It doesn’t do much for over all heart health
But it does help reduce cholesterol
But I hate it! I hate it!
Oh my god I hate it
I know it’s just a small thing
But I hate it
The taste it’s
So gross all morning
Shivers down my spine
I hate it so much"
We’re knocking on the door of WW3,"The price we’ll pay for “jewish safety” If
it were up to me I’d
not keep all us Jews
in one place But
that’s just me Using
war as cover to ethnically cleanse It’s
been the MO
since I don’t know when Jews
from the river to the sea, damn the
consequence Nuclear
holocaust That’s
the Samson
option"
They’ve had animals as avatars,"From the dawn of cyberspace
And to think how they’ve come so far
To find us here a slap in the face
Dreams of RobinHood haunt their minds
And Bored Apes are just a pale imitation
Sure they might have all the hype
But it’s not real, it’s all just faking
Furrys won’t take this laying down
They’re gonna fight for fursonas
Furrys know you’re just clowns
Driving your Sedona
Spending thousands on animal art
Commissions open I need the dough
We’ve got to kill these NFTs
They burn down the rainforest you know
Lions and tigers, bunnies and sex
You want the avatar it’s what you get
Don’t come around or we’ll kick your ass
Don’t buy a PFP your butt can’t cash"
Staking from home,"Staking solo
With rocketpool
Or on your own
Staking from home
You’re not alone
Securing the network
So we all go
Into the merge
The Great Big Merge
Staking from home
Follow your nose
Tending the garden
As ethereum grows
Staking from home
Through the tornados
The windows are open
If the doors are closed"
Don't just write another song,"You gotta put it in your pocket
Because when you come upon another song it might be your last
Put it where the sun don't shine
You gotta go down with the shell in the morning time
Cause
I know you've been dreaming of the gold
And
I know you might get there
But you be old
Don't just write another song another for the pile
Because you might take a break once in a while
Everybody knows just what you are made of
Don't pretend that you got something more to say
As
I know you've been dreaming of the goal
And you'll get there but you'll be old"
Rivers are flowing up and down the street,"I’m stuck sitting in my sick seat
My sick seat
Animals wouldn’t touch me with a 10 ft pole
They’d be afraid of getting sick so
They stay away
Do you have some medicine
Do you sing to the setting sun?
Do you call the doctor who
Prescribes some medicine for you?
Turn the lights on it’s dark today
I’ve been stewing in my sick way
My sick way
Time to get a Hanukah tree
How sick can a sick man be?
I won’t get a tree
Do you have to wonder do you have to ask
I wanna take off this sick mask
This sick mask
Oceans are blooming in front of my eyes
Oceans of snot and strong sick tides
In and out"
Bozoma Saint John,"I just wanna watch
Bozoma Saint John
Present everything
She did her best
To get that room clapping
On 2 and 4
It made me so happy
The watch launches apps
The way that it should
You can scribble in Chinese
Control center now
Wheelchair workouts
And your watch will remind you to breath
It’s called macOS
Universal clipboard
It’s got optimized storage
Siracusa is really worried
Single sign on
New remote app
Raise your phone to wake
Clear notifications with a tap
Siri’s wide open
So are messages and maps
Advanced computer vision deep learning
I want to take nap
They made the font bold
And there’s invisible ink
Emojis everywhere
sticker kitchen sink
I get the feeling now
This stuff ain’t directed at me
I must be getting old
The 27th WWDC"
Well I just wanna play,"I wanna play all the video games
And I don’t listen to what they say
Cuz I just wanna play those video games
You watch all your movies
And you’re reading your novels, too
But I just wanna play those video games
Wanna play all the video games
Now with youuu
Yes I do
Well you read your magazines
And go dancing to blow off steam
And you hot tub in the rain
Naked, hanging with champagne
And you’re lost in the Internet
And you listen to records, too
But I just wanna play those video games
Wanna play all the video games
Now with youuu
Yes I do
I just wanna play video games
I just wanna play video games
I just wanna play video games
I just wanna play video games
I wanna play, I wanna play
I wanna play video games
Said
I just wanna play video games
I just wanna play video games
And I just wanna play video games
I wanna play, I wanna play
I wanna play video games
Now"
Look at all the fun stuff there,"Crazy things are everywhere
You can’t really help but care
And want to build and to repair
And make and learn, and I swear
That you may not be so aware
Of all the things you can do
But you can learn how to
It’s easier than you think
It’s easier than you think
I think to fix that sink with a missing link
To build a walking roller rink
To count how many times you blink
Maker faire, Maker Faire yare yare yare yare
Maker Faire, Maker Faire, learn to things
And things to wear if you’re confused then don’t despair
Make sure you check-in on Foursquare
You’ll stop and gawk and wonderstare
And if you don’t come prepared
Then set yourself in an easy chair
And enjoy the sites and open air
And the mechanical teddy bears
And the tickle-me electric chair
Where they strap you in and you go hee hee hee
And the bathrooms if you’ve got to pee
At Maker Faire, Maker faire, Maker Faire yare yare yare yare
Maker faire, Maker Faire where where, where where
In San Mateo"
"Be my Ginny Weasley, I’ll be your Harry Potter","We’ll have a sun, we’ll call him Elvis
And Lilly’ll be our daughter
Be my Ginny Weasley, stay away from Dean Thomas
You know that nothing more would please me
Than to love you, forever and ever and ever and
Oh, oh oh
You know that Voldemort
He’s on the prowl
He’s intercepting our owl
Oh oh oh
Voldemort wants to give us some fire
Cus he doesn’t have love, love in his heart
I’ve never felt this way about Cho
No no no no no
Come on, Ginny gin gin gin gin
I’ll never feel this way again
Snape, professor Sprout
They all gonna shout
Good old Dumbledor, he knows I love you more
Cus love, love, love, love’s the most powerful magic
Love is the most powerful magic
You know, love is the most powerful magic around
Nothing else even comes close
It keeps us alive
It can turn beggars into kings
 kings into beggars
it’s the most powerful magic
love, is the most powerful magic (repeat)
love is the most powerful magic around"
Told you once told you twice Must,"have told you thousand times Get
over it get over it Nobody
here sees what you do Nobody's
paying attention to you Get
over it get over it Look
to your left look to your right Nobody's
even seeing your eyes Get
over it get over it Everybody
sees what they want They're
not thinking about you it all get over
it get over it But
oh tell me what you think You
can tell me anything you want cause I'm
listening I'm
the only one up to see you down
to the floor Nobody
gives a anymore Get
over it get over over it You
might think you're the center but you're just
what you are and that's what you are
So get over it You
can go outside stay right there frankly nobody
cares Get
over it Oh
get over it Every
day you do something new but nobody is
paying attention to you at all period But
I wanna see you now Oh
coming on up to the house with something
new I care about you and I'm
the only yes I'm
the only one"
The pain is number five but it's consistent,"I find myself on a mission Moving
into something that I can't see holding on
to something that I don't need Tell
me what why I am like this Tell
me why I am like this Take
all of the good things put them in
a pile Find
yourself some way to smile or maybe if
you just grin and bear it it you
know that you can swear it I don't
know how I ended up here I don't
know why I give in to fear all
the time all the time I was only
one step away from becoming everything that I
hate Until
I took a step back and I jumped
off the ledge I had a heart attack
oh my metaphors are mixed But
I just think it's right When
I'm turning tricks all night and I seeing
all the ways that I'm
out inside the world and I don't like
any of the words that rhyme with world
no I cannot imagine my good grandmother Young
and vibrant in her youth I see the
pictures and I don't understand she's just this
old lady I never really knew but she
is part of me Whether
I know it or not Think
about it all the time so that's my
thoughts and I every day just do the
best I can after all I'm
just a man that's M
A n N
N that's man M
A N
N N
that's man"
Hey Jack I got the drawing that you sent,"And the page of your journal
I used to keep a journal like that
Keeping all my thoughts external
Song A Day has become a journal of sorts
Though I didn't set out for it to be
But after all these years when I look back
It has all these journal like properties
I don't write my lyrics out on paper usually
Most often I'm typing on the 'puter
But I do really miss that ink on the page
pushing all this pixels feels neutered
Anyway thanks so much for the drawings
I hope that I can pick up a pen
Maybe someday I will share my old journals
I was 17 and confident way back then"
To the game they conquered. People's,"ball is kicking, but not the people. And
the players kick and kick. And
the players just kick and kick and kick.
They kick and kick and kick. Cause
this is foosball Foo's.
This is who's who's first. And
they kick. And
you can kick. They
kick. This
is."
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true Po
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love Poaps
or life Whatever
happened to the island boys Robart
did not send me Gotta
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catch them all Poab
passion You
can give a poap to a sloth Poab
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passion Green
green green Po
app a thong We're
all gonna make it We're
all gonna make it We're
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I know this voice Death
out of your problems When
you feel blue get a poop and everything
is not so blue anymore It's
green green green Poap
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face emoji Laughing
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that's the end"
Where do you keep your brain when your,"pain is far away Pain
is far away where do you keep your
brain when your pain is far away Where
do you keep your heart when the things
apart you can't affect at all Where
do you keep your shirt sleeves on your
head on your head where do you keep
your shirt sleeves on your head where do
you keep your brain when your pain is
far away Pain
is far away where do you keep your
brain Do
you keep your brain do you keep your
brain where do you you keep your soul
when you're getting old and your pain is
far away and there's things you can't affect
and the world just moves the world just
move where do you keep your head when
you're getting older and you're old and stay
where do you keep it all Where
do you keep it all Where
do you keep it all Where
do you keep it all Where
do you keep the brain when you're out
of time and you're in the wrong lane
Where do you keep your plane when you're
out of time and you're in the wrong
lane Where
do you keep it Where
do you keep it Keep
keep keep it keep keep keep it where
do you keep it Oh
I made that up"
I’m going to the dentist,"To get my cavity filled
I’m thinking of the universe
And all the blood that’s spilled
In the name of bullshit
In the name of bullshit
I’m going to the dentist
Gonna get the laughing gas
I’m thinking of the universe
People who have passed
in the name of bullshit
I’m going to the dentist
Got no time to write a song
Thinking of the universe
And the people who have gone
In the name of bullshit"
Hey now everybody I got something to say,"Hey now everybody you can't have it your
way If
your way is all about starting a war
Well then that's not okay anymore Cause
we gonna stop stop stop you from stopping
stop stop Gonna
stop you from stopping stop stop Gonna
stop you from stopping your love your life
and everybody's drop Hey
hey I got a no pants on my
head I got the feeling you don't want
to know what I said But
if you're going to go outside if you're
going to learn to live right you gotta
go where the people know your name I
know your name Know
your name I know your name I know
your name I know your name Know
your name You
gotta know your name I know your name"
In real world life Someone's,"gonna ask you to climb a giant rope
Climb the rope just climb it It's
China just climb it Back
in the day when we were a lot
fitter than you people are Climb
the road just climb it China
just climb it Everybody
named Jeremy
is the worst Sorry
Jeremy blame your mom and dad There
are a whole bunch of people who make
a whole bunch of money Old
psychologists do not major in psychology Someone's
gonna ask you to climb a giant rope
Climb the rope just climb it just climb
it Back
in the day when we were allowed to
Fitter than you people are Climb
the road just climb it thanks to China
Just climb it Murder
hornets thugs in China
those hamsters also need their own psychologists every
now and then the rope is a metaphor
Most of the time it's just a big
rope Someone's
gonna ask you to climb a giant rope
Climb the rope just climb it China
just climb it Back
in the day when we were a lot
thinner than you people are Climb
the road just climb it thanks China
just climb it Someone's
gonna ask you to climb a giant rope
Climb the rope just clim Back
in the day when we were a lot
fitter than you people are Climb
the road just climb it"
Alistair the bug catcher,"Alistair the frog catcher
He’s never met a creature he couldn’t catch
Alistair the bug catcher
Alistair the frog catcher
All the creatures of this world have met their match
Grasshoppers and flies
Snails and frogs
Out there by the pond with a net
If there’s creature that
Alistair can’t catch
Well Alistair hasn’t met that creature yet
Alistair the bug catcher
Alistair the frog catcher
He’s never met a creature he couldn’t catch
Alistair the bug catcher
Alistair the frog catcher
All the creatures of this world have met their match"
They want to plunge us into darkness,"They want to strangle all dissent
And build up something sinister
No Superman no Immigrant
They want to plunge us into darkness
They want to kick off ww3
Goose stepping in the dive bars
Banning books in the name of liberty
Taking pot shots
Indoctrinated
Steeped in the bowels of hate
Projecting
All their inner most thoughts
On to the enemies of their state
They want to plunge us into darkness
And they don’t need to do much
The empire has been gasping for breath
All that was gold has turned to rust
They want to plunge us into darkness
So sure that they’ll survive what comes
But chaos doesn’t answer to them
And what is done can’t be undone"
I'm feeling my age I'm,"feeling my age Even
though I'm
not that old oh I'm
feeling my age Every
single day a week and if it's early
I go downstairs and I put on my
and I go for a run out there
in the cold and I'm
feeling my age God
damn I'm
getting old so I'm
feeling my age I'm
feeling my age I'm
not even that old and I'm
feeling my age Every
day I come home the kids are all
awake Gotta
make them breakfast don't make mistake they're watching
T V
they're hanging out I'm
feeling my age look at me now Because
I'm feeling my my age oh I'm
feeling my age I'm
feeling my age Feeling
it today not even b I'm
not even better every day I want to
sleep every day Take
a nap every day One
day I hear the pitter patter of the
little people coming for a trap they won't
let me have one minute of peace I'm
feeling my age I'm
feeling my age I'm
feeling my age I'm
feeling my age and I'm
not even old not even that old not
even that old not even that old not
even that"
Chewing on a bone,"He doesn’t want to play with you
He just wants to be left alone
Tiki the puppy
Lying on the floor
Doesn’t want to go for a walk
It’s too responsible
Tiki, ohhhhh x4
Tiki"
The sign at the playground says,"Closed to the general public
But I’m not public in general
So we played on it anyway
The virus doesn’t spread
Primary on surfaces
So I don’t feel too bad
Just letting my children play
I wear mask
When I’m inside doing stuff
But outside far apart
You don’t need it
I don’t want to die
From this stupid stick in the eye
But if I have to fight
I wanna beat it
Hey who do you think you are
Like the rules do not apply to you
If everybody acted like you
It’s the end of civilization
But I guess we got this far
Our heads all up our asses
Hearts made of molasses
And no time for patience"
That's what you wanna do that's what you,"gotta do that's what you wanna do that's
what you gotta do that's what you wanna
do that's what you gotta do is what
you wanna do that's what you gotta do
gotta do you gotta do that's what you
gotta do that's what you gotta do today
what do you got Do
you gotta put the needle and the thread
through Do
you gotta color everything blue or do you
color it red and then you cut yourself
on the needle It's
what you gotta do is what you wanna
do is what you gotta do then is
what you wanna do is what you gotta
do is what you wanna do is what
you gotta gotta gotta then you wanna wanna
wanna do what do you gotta do right
now Do
you gotta put down your house you gotta
wear your songs hat while staring at the
computer until you have a cardiac heart attack
Ay ay o"
Who who who who who who who who,"who I'm
staring out the window Just
thinking all my thoughts what I'm
thinking about I don But
I'm not Everything
is falling down in my brain Every
single thought I have I can't contain Just
throw it in the garbage Just
throw it in the garbage chute I wanna
make a point but the point I was
making is boot boy who who who I'm
using a funny funny tuning on this guitar
I don't think I could even tell you
what it is I met God
on a mo in the woods I couldn't
tell what was mine and what was his
we just went I'm
making this song up Just
now as I go along not sure if
you can tell that I'm
making up for this song I made up
yesterday's song I'm
sorry about that I just make him up
I'm sitting on my butt What
do you think about that Oh
just making it up Just
making it up Just
making it up That's
a nicer voicing That's
a nicer voicing Not
sure why"
Put away those childish things and you see,"what the new day brings over You
think things over you lose yourself to the
drudgery and there's no recovering It's
over Walk
a mile with another's feet What
will it take to admit defeat It's
over Your
crusade's over Tighter
now that you hold on the more it
slips away beyond and over But
hey it's your life my friend if you
want to spend it then you are free
and hey you think the words you say
have no meaning they bounce off of me
The sad truth is that you've resigned Lies
You bite hook line and sinker It's
over Come
over to my house I can show you
what it's all about It's
over Mothers
keep their kids away Scaring
children every day it's over Think
this over the choice laid out before you
now oh you see anyway when it all
goes south it's over But
hey it's your life my friend if you
want to spend it this way then you
are free Hey
you think the words you say have no
meaning they bounce off of me and that's
true to a certain extent"
Instructions for life misspelled on a Starbucks,"cup Best
friends for life play in Mario
party on an attend dole switch the instructions
for life Buried
beneath the ice on a pond wear you
and ice skating as a kid do your
ice skates fit Do
your ice skates hurt your ankles Do
your ice skates fit Do
your ice skates hurt your ankles Instructions
for life written down the throat of a
six year old boy who's screaming at the
top of his lungs through fear and anxiety
and joy do they fit Do
they hurt your ankles Do
they fit Do
they hurt your ankles Hurt
your ankles The
instructions for life buried deep beneath the code
written in Facebook
servers oh it's the mother of o the
instructions the instructions the instructions for life I
put them in my pocket I send them
home on a rocket I send them home
and I know that's what I'm
gonna do I'm
gonna send them home when they wake up
and I am screaming Cause
I had a dream that I was do
the ice skates fell do they hurt your
ankles The
instructions for life written on the Seattle
Space Needle
by Kurt
Cobain in 1991 He
was already feeling a little bit weird about
famous He
was famous he was famous he was famous
he was the instructions for life I think
I forgot them"
What do you do when you fall off the horse,"Don't beat a dead horse
Don't beat a dead horse
You can't change horses in midstream
What are you doing
You run in the race
Slow and steady
Slow and steady
If you're ready
You don't know you're ready
Slow and steady
Slow
Slow and steady
You might not know that you're ready
I got something in mind
You got something that you left behind
We both got something in common
We don't know that it's awful
So
I went to the store
I was wearing a mask
A month ago that would have been weird
Was it just a month ago
Would have been more like three months
Time has lost a meaning now for me
For me"
Mary and Joseph were on the run,"The heat beat down in the noonday sun
Looking for a place to go
place that they could call their own
Everywhere they turned
Every door was closed
In every single village
People turned up their nose
Who are these stinking vagrants
We don’t want your kind around here
They were turned away by anger
They were turned away by fear
Mary and Joseph finally found
dusty manger dirt on the ground
And right there in the dusty dirt
That’s where Mary gave birth
And so the son of god
was born with no home
he was a refugee, you see
and arab to the bone
So if you call yourself a christian
If you think that life is sacred
You’d welcome those without a home
into our nation"
I made waffles this morning,"And i just spilled a coke
I was taking a nap
And then I awoke
I gotta get going
I gotta get gone
but I'm so tired
I wanna dream on
Polar vortex heading our way
That's the what they call it
This weather app says 80 degrees though
So I'm gonna haul it
I gotta get going
I gotta get gone
but I'm so tired
I wanna dream on
I'm giving a talk tonight
To high school students big and small
When I was in high school
I thought I knew it all
I gotta get going
I gotta get gone
but I'm so tired
I wanna dream on"
"Gut check, fact check, cut a check, claim","check Check
in, Check
out, Check
up, blank check Rain
check, spot check, check off, sound check Check
list, cross check, check stub, health check Check
that luggage and check your six Check
back in a year and keep me in
check You
gotta check yourself before you wreck yourself The
check is in the mail Better
run that spell check Reality
check, bounced check, background check, travelers check Personal
check, can we get the check, check you
later for the booty check They
say don’t verify but check check check Check
it out now, funk soul brother, this is
my credit check"
Does Bob Dylan dye his hair,"I don’t see a single strand of grey there
It’s funny to imagine and I’m not sure why
In my imagination, he’s not that kind of guy
I once met Bob Dylan’s son
Not Jakob but a different one
He’s a film director, with good taste
He’s worked with Tom Petty and Tom Waits
So does Bob dye it or what
I think the answer is yes, I gotta go with my gut
Imagine Bob tweeting like us
Sitting in the back of the never ending tour bus
I started writing songs cuz of bob
And in my desire to get better I just never stopped
I’ve come a long way with a long way to go
Will I ever be any good I don’t know"
Take your time don't mistake your time for,"money hold your soul don't let go for
any reason at all I never know which
way I'm
going Until
I've gotten to where I'm
going and if I go there I must
have meant to I must have I must
have meant to go it's all I've
ever known Take
your seat don't mistake sitting for the bees
that sing in the 9th dimension don't mention
it Cause
they won't understand you because they're just bees
I know when I go I must have
meant to go Where
I go Where
I go Where
I meant to go with each step I
take I move in the flow and so
I'm where I'm
meant to be I'm
where I'm
meant to be say the words that you
hear in your head and they will ring
if you sing but don't bring all the
expectations of Everything
you've ever wanted to know Is
gonna come right to the place where you
stand When
I go Then
I know that I was meant to go
where I was meant to go When
I go and I know that I was
meant to go Where
I go that's where I was meant to
oh oh oh"
Sarah Palin and Donald Trump,"It’s like someone took a big ol dump
Up on the stage a pile of shit
Scatalogicallly’s the only way to understand it
One’s a billionaire by accident
The other was a governor but then she quit
And then she lost as the VP
She’s a quitter and a loser literally
Donald Trump and Sarah Pay
I still can’t understand one word she says
I wish they’d get married, I’d watch that wedding
But she’s too old for him i’m betting
Sarah Palin and Donald Trump
I wonder if backstage they humped
Like they didn’t really do it just humped with their clothes on
Like two particles smashing together looking for the higgs boson
One likes compliments from Putin so strong
The other can see Putin’s house from her lawn
Together they form a kind of Voltron
poop a voltron of poop that’s what they are"
I went to the pond but the pond was empty,"I dream of a time when the water was plenty
All that’s left is the craftsmanship
Tiles and mud and frogs and fish
It’s gone gone gone
Time to move on
Buried in the pond
And now it’s gone
I went to the pond but the pond was me
Was all that I struggle and strain to be
What was there ain’t coming back
We stood on the banks and that was that
It’s gone gone gone
Time to move on
Buried in the pond
And now it’s gone
I went to the pond it was in a dream
And I thought I know exactly what this means
I’d breathed that air, stood in that spot
And then I woke up and I forgot
It’s gone gone gone
Time to move on
Buried in the pond
And now it’s gone"
"I hate this letter, because it’s not the","whole truth You
could burn this letter right now You
could tell me to go to hell and
I’d go if you wanted me to I’ll
be your Jordan,
your Jordan
Catalon I’ve
got no red convertible, but I’ll
take you where you want to go On
my bike, you can borrow it if you
like On
my bike, you can borrow it if you
like Take
my life, you can borrow it if you
like Take
my heart, you can borrow it if you
want Me
and Reann,
we didn’t think about you In
the back of this car, there’s no excuse
And you could burn this letter right now
You could tell me to go to hell
and I’d
go I’d
send you a letter from there Oh,
Angela why don’t you care I’m
in love with the smell of your hair
If you asked me to be him, I’d
do it I swear I’ll
be your Jordan,
your Jordan
Catalon I’ve
got no red convertible, but I’ll
take you where you want to go On
my bike, you can borrow it if you
like On
my bike, you can borrow it if you
like Take
my life, you can borrow it if you
like Take
my heart, you can borrow it if you
want"
I want to have kids,"And I really don't
I wish that she would someday
But I really won't
So we've got to break up
It's the only way
Cause I will resent her
And that's not fair
We still care about each other
But this train has stopped
We just needed you to know
That we've got to break up
And breaking up's a mess
So please be there for us
You don't have to choose
Though it'll be awkward, yes
Invite us to your parties
We will work it out
Don't feel weird
We love all of you
After 5 whole years
By each other's side
There are just somethings
No relationship can survive
I wanna have babies
I don't wanna
I wanna have babies
I don't wanna have babies
Couple of babies
I don't want to have any
Couple of babies
no
SONG WAS MIXED AT Terminator Smile Studios in Brooklyn, NY:"
The proliferation,"of ensemble forecast system
output in recent years
motivates this investigation into how operational
forecasters utilize convection-
permitting ensemble forecast system
guidance in the forecast preparation
process.
16-member,
convection-permitting
ensemble forecast
of the high-impact heavy
precipitation resulting from
Tropical Storm Fay (2008)
 is conducted and evaluated.
The ensemble
provides a skillful,
albeit underdispersive
and bimodal,
forecast at all precipitation thresholds
considered.
forecasting exercise
is conducted to evaluate
how forecasters utilize
the ensemble forecast system guidance.
Forecasters made two storm-total
accumulated precipitation forecasts:
one before and one after
 evaluating the ensemble guidance.
Concurrently, forecasters were presented with
questionnaires designed to gauge their thought processes
in preparing each of their forecasts.
Exercise participants felt that
the high-resolution ensemble
guidance added value
and confidence  to their forecasts,
although it did not meaningfully
reduce forecast uncertainty
Incorporation of the ensemble guidance
into the forecast preparation process
resulted in
a modest mean
improvement
in forecast skill,
with each forecast found to be skillful
at all accumulated precipitation thresholds."
Clothes,"And all the hats
3d glasses and the like
Yeah we’ve seen all that
But you know
This is what it’s all about
You never saw this coming
Cuz we are inside out
I wear my heart on my sleeve
It’s unprotected
We’re the dissected!
You can see inside of me
I’m a spinning record
We’re the dissected!
Brains
Are on display
See my thoughts come rolling through
Like clouds on a sunny day
And all my feelings
Are easy to read
I am what you are and what you
Are is totally me"
Have you been to NFT Paradise?,"We’ll leave the light on for you
When things are hopeless on the ground
And you’re looking for a new home
Have you been to NFT paradise?
It’s magical…
Have you been to NFT Paradise?
We’ll have a Sunday picnic
When your arms are tired from swimming upstream
And you’re screaming out loud
Have you been to NFT paradise?
It’s magical…
Baby, you’re no forex trader
But you
Maybe, could have some fun
In the big pool
You can make it if you tries"
I’m under the weather,"The weather is over me
Hanging there so silent
It won’t let me be
I’m under the weather
I’ve got to get back on top
I’ll claw my way out of this mess
I won’t stop, no I won’t stop
I’m under the weather
Flipped over upside down
sunny day on the outside
On the inside I’m on the ground
I’m under the weather
And it’s coming down hard
Worried about Rocket man
And his Dotard"
Good morning,"Another year gone
I finally found my own little lily pad in the pond
Now i'm hopping
Over the mud
And I'm not afraid of a little sweat and blood
Cause I got my ukulele
I know where I belong
And tomorrow I'll write another song
Good afternoon
Time sure flies
There's been an awful lot of laughter tears and tired eyes
Now I'm marching
I got my drum
I got my banjo picking out with my finger and thumb
I got my ukulele
I can bang the gong
And tomorrow I will write another song
Good evening
Let's break the law
Cause you only live once and you can win lose or draw
And now I'm floating
Above the fray
And the world's being washed away by a tidal wave
I see California
I see Hong Kong
And tomorrow I will write another song"
Oh give me a chance,"To show what I can do
On the back of a great blue whale
The world is split in two
It’s just a dream
And when you wake up
You won’t remember
Infinite lives
Wrapped around the dark
Holding on so tightly
You forget who you are
That’s the amnesia
It keeps us safe
Until we’re ready
Bones break like news
Breakdancing alone
When you call yourself
Please pick up the phone
It doesn’t matter
Because it does
In the great expanse
Of all of time"
I dreamt that I was Link,"I was lying in a field thinking about
Soda how to buy a better shield I
was sad because I didn't have a pillow
In the morning it was dungeon time Some
kind of weeping willow where the octorokes and
the style folds and the like likes and
the thongos where they all started dancing they
all started making noise I knew the style
of dancing was like so and so I
grabbed my torch I lit up a fire
and that's when I heard the fairy choir
they were singing Zelda
needs you in her castle we all need
you to say hi to we'll surround you
in our heart the hearts going all around
me Love
love love love love love love Damn
Was beautiful Was
amazing Needless
to say I could deal with this cave
Thanks morning time came the path was clear
I stepped into the cave Everything
disappeared I was lying in my bed Sunlight
shining through Was
thinking about Zelda
Was thinking about you Was
thinking about that field where in my dream
I lay it existed in my memory as
some place I used to play and it
hurts to remember the place I knew because
Zelda is gone and so are you Zelda
needs you in her castle no no no
But no no We
all need you to say hi I can't
I can't We'll
surround you in all Surround
me Love
love Sleep
again in Ganondorf
Is present in but there's a heaven none
of us are ever getting in but all
I can do is pick up my wooden
sword and cut things down until there's a
path forward and I go back sometimes and
hide them away we see the future is
dark I got elective guide the way I
was looking for a princess but then I
got to the prince they all love me
I will carry them through Because
I burned all the bushes I blown up
the walls Surrounded
by fairies and their waterfall oh oh S
In the castle I know I know I
know we all need you to say I
I do my best we'll surround you in
all I can be Love
love love love Love
Love love love"
do it oh just do it screw it,"just go and do it i'll leave it
all behind if i could find the kind
of conduit through which i could feed my
hopes my dreams all my friends and my
fiends and my head would explode exposing all
my brains and the world would know that
a future never came so all my nuts
and bolts every last adult earth would stop
spinning and the turtle wouldn't eat and the
angels wouldn't cry and the devil couldn't speak
if you"
Hey now my first guitar,"Wherever you been, wherever you are
Hey now my first guitar
Never been played by Charo or Gwar
Found you in the basement of my parents house
Collecting dust
And decided that I might bring you out
And that’s enough
Hey now my first guitar
Taught by a hippie in a VW car
Hey now my first guitar
I’m around the world, you’ve never gone far
I’ve been to Israel and to New Zealand too
Planes trains and boats
I went all these places without you
But this song I wrote
Hey now my first guitar
I thought that I might be a rockstar
Hey now my first guitar
That’s not going so good so far
I humbly write all my little songs
And it feels like
Nobody really knows how to sing along
I guess that’s all right
Hey now my first guitar
You got three strings that have never been changed
Hey now my first guitar
24 years and I’m still the same
I was 12 years old when dad gave you to me
So long ago
Now I’m 40 years old and you’re of new to me
And so, and so
Now we end the song"
I can do,"5 things at once and you can see right through
These many months down straight into my heart
We can see so far
Exactly as we are
When you put it in perspective
You can see that the prime directive
Doesn’t matter as much as you thought it did
Many days
You struggle to break through the heavy haze
You try to count all the many ways you’re free
As broken as can be
As far as you can see
When you put it in perspective
You can see that the prime directive
Doesn’t matter as much as you thought it did
Cause you’re running through the courtyard and you’re calling
All the boys’ve taken your heart and they’re falling
Down on their knees for you
Sing the song
Of the many different threads that you’re counting on
That are hanging from a body you knew all along the path
They reappear just like that
Arms spread wide to catch"
Sa There's,"rabbits all over the place It's
springtime It's
springtime There's
rabbits out in the yard looking for a
home The
rabbits they run away from me because they're
scared of me Cause
I smell bad I S
M like a human I smell like their
worst enemy Old
rabbits love to eat carrots and grass Bunny
bun Oh
little bunny Oh
little bunny Bunny
What you got to say for yourself today
The rabbits fences Having
good times all night long Look
out for the owls Look
out for the owls with their sharp claws
and their big eyes Bunny
bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny
bunny I wish I could be friends with
But they don't love me They
don't love me They
don't love me"
i was a sex machine,"back in the forties
i was the first of my kind
now i'm just a piece of scrap
collecting dust on this pile of rubble
i've never loved
i've seen pain and death
i've had my circuits break
i've felt the thrill of battle
i'm watched the sunset
from the moons of jupiter
i've felt a longing
lost and lonely
i can only wish
that you were with me
that you could hold me
i am breaking down
just like the sun
it's almost over
and still i've
given pleasure all my life
but never felt it
no touch no kiss no feeling
mysteries
i can't unfold
and now i fear
that it's too late for it"
Mint the trillion dollar coins,"Mint the fucking coin
Mail the fucking check
Mitigate the fucking corona virus
2 trillion dollar coins
No additional debt
That’s the power of the purse
That’s seigniorage
SEN YOR IGE
Every person in the country gets a debit card
With 2 grand on it this isn’t hard
And when we say
every one gets one
We mean absolutely every one"
We all do our best,"What if our best isn’t good enough
We all try to test
Each other with more or less love
We think we’re badass
Monkey’s that rule the earth
But we’ve been here much less
Time Than the dinosaurs
Can you hear that sound
It’s our collective anxiety
Hearts all start to pound
Together like a symphony
Hey little virus
Please don’t kill me or my wife
Don’t kill my parents
Just let us all live our life"
Let’s buy the constitution,"So it doesn’t go to some
Rich asshole
(Rich asshole)
20 million dollars
You know the founding fathers
Fear democracy
(Too much democracy)
They feared the tyranny of the crowd
And now we’re gonna shout out loud
It belongs to us
It belongs to us
We the people pooled our money
It’s we the people that we trust
It belongs to us
And you will find
That we the people will make sure
The people can see it anytime
Let’s show the folks at Southeby’s
What we can do with these
Brand new tools
(Coordination tools)
Then let’s take this wild energy
And build the world we want to see
For everybody
(For everybody)
The founding fathers got it wrong
But together we are strong"
Talking bout the debt crisis,"Talking bout the food prices
Talking bout republicans
Talking bout their nonsense
Are we gonna default on
All our big loans
Is this the end
Of our way of life?
Talking bout the debt crisis
It might be full of piss
It might just be a ploy
To get more talking points
Or it could be real
I don't know what to feel
I wanna crawl in a hole
Maybe that's what they want
Every single tea parti
er is where the fault should be
They elected these
Monstrosities
Did they miscalculate?
Or is a doomed fate
That their aiming for
civil war"
Oh look at the mess we made,"Marching in the last parade
Now all that we can do is
Hug one another tight as the meteor hits
All the pent up energy blocked
By civilization will not be stopped
Gotta let it out, somehow
Or it will kill us
Nothing is inevitable
Not kings or corporate mind control
Whole wide world is human made
Burn down the floats and hijack the parade
We were not born to just sit still
Far away from each other and soon we will
Billy Goat Gruff and Icarus
Three Little Bears were omnivorous
But we’ve never dealt with any of this
Before
Little Red Riding an Oedipus
Doth protest a little too vociferous
We really don’t need the lot of this
Anymore
They say a soft life will leave you weak
And hard life leaves no room to speak
But I say we lack imagination
Could be infinite lives beneath the sun
One thing that I know for sure
Chaos is knocking, gotta open the door"
"You’re wrong, you’re wrong","You’re wrong, you’re wrong, You’re wrong, you’re wrong
You’re wrong
You’re wrong, you’re wrong
Wriggty wronggity, wrong wrong wrong
Wrong, wrong, wrong
Sorry not sorry you’re wrong
Wrong, wrong, wrong
It’s incredible you could be so wrong
When you get up in the morning
Lay your head in the evening
Maybe it’s intentional
Or you didn’t even mean it
Every word you say: Wrong
Every dragon you slay: Wrong
Every tooth you pull: Wrong
Every thought in your skull: Wrong"
Hear the beat beat beat,"That’s the heart of the theme park
From morning to dark
That’s the heart of the theme park
So sweet sweet sweet
The heart of the theme park
Beating with your heart
From morning until dark
In the morning time
Go for a ride
Through the heart the heart heart
The sun sets
It’s medicine
In the heart, in your heart heart
On the street street street
In the heart of the theme park
Watch all the love start
In the heart of the theme park
Hear the beat beat beat
Of the heart of the theme park
Beating with your heart
From morning until dark
In the morning time
Go for a ride
Through the heart the heart heart
The sun sets
It’s medicine
In the heart, in your heart heart"
Hurricanes and floods,"Rock slides and mud
Giant tsunamis
And super volcanos
Solar flares and earthquakes
Blizzards and heat waves
Roaming asteroids
And New York tornados
Mother nature is mother fucking scary
We used to be all hesitant and wary
And then we got full of all this hubris
We said, “Man vs. Nature let’s do this”
And it was foolish
Now there are bacteria
Resisting everything we got
Some of this bacteria even
Teaches what it knows"
I was out there selling watermelons and watermelon,"shaped balloons When
a kid came up and intervened he must
have been about 17 He
said this aint the guy you’re looking for
and so the police let me be And
I’m pushing rocks up hills that are steep
and getting steeper I’m
sometimes being watch by eight more friendly creepers
On the seventh day I rest, but the
sixth I like the best When
the waves come crashing down, and all we’ve
built gets drowned And
the wind blows wild washes all of us
aground, I’ll
be found When
the waves come crashing down She
was probably older by a few years but
I could not know for sure I found
myself on the outside looking in on what
we were Was
it me that she was flirting with or
the promise of what could be Something
flashed, she took my hand and led me
out to sea And
I’m throwing left, right punches in the rhythms
I’ve enjoyed And
the thoughts flow out of my mind, straight
into the void And
you can never build that which cannot be
destroyed When
the waves come crashing down, and all we’ve
built gets drowned And
the wind blows wild washes all of us
aground, I’ll
be found When
the waves come crashing down When
the waves come crashing down, and all we’ve
built gets drowned And
the wind blows wild washes all of us
aground, I’ll
be found When
the waves come crashing down Well
I can see the ferris wheel from my
hotel window It’s
the oldest one in Europe
and I wanted to but never got to
go And
I’m sleeping on the floor because the bed
they gave me is just too soft And
anytime I take a ride on something old
I’m ready to get off And
I’m throwing left, right punches in the rhythms
I’ve enjoyed And
the thoughts flow out of my mind, straight
into the void And
you can never build that which cannot be
destroyed When
the waves come crashing down, and all we’ve
built gets drowned And
the wind blows wild washes all of us
aground, I’ll
be found When
the waves come crashing down When
the waves come crashing down When
the waves come crashing down"
"Oh, when your grandma is dying ",You're bound to get sick
Paint me a picture full of vigor and pep,"Put it up on the wall
Burn down the house with a spring in your step
You owe me nothing at all
Gather your skin around your ankles and say
This is just how I planned
To ward all those evil spirits away
Cut off one finger from each hand
The number six comes bursting in
With a smile on her face
The number 7 peeks it's head
What a shame"
Don’t give it away,"Just give it away
Don’t give it away
Just give it away
Mouth, to mouth
Eye, to eye
Can you see me?
When I went on my merry way
And I saw the beach and sand
I thought I saw the will of God
I saw what He had planned
Don’t give it away
Just give it away
Don’t give it away
Just give it away"
Let,"Let it go
Tell it to the sun
Somebody care’s, you know?
There’s nothing
Waiting in the wings
There’s no cosmic prize
No band of angels to sing
You don’t have to have a good time
But you only get one
Crack at every day you go
And when you go around the sun
You might get tired
You might be spent
But soon enough you’ll wonder where it all went
Take
Somebody’s hand
Doesn’t matter who
We’re all the same in the end
Hold
On best you can
It’s nice to have company
When God’s laughing at your plan
Mama’s
Just relax
The kids will be just fun
No matter how you act
Papa’s
Don’t get stuck
Rattling around your cage
Looking for luck"
"Remind again, be careful that your computer is","poisoned by North
Korean hackers and other organizations, especially those documents,
whether Windows,
Mac or Linux,
and no matter what anti-virus software you have
installed. Once
in control of your computer, hackers have countless
ways to steal your cryptocurrency... Sneaked
into the night wind, moisten things silently. Good
rain know season At
spring be bring life Follow
wind secretly enter night Moist
thing soft without sound Country
road cloud all black River
boat fire alone bright Dawn
see red wet place Flower
heavy brocade government city"
Trying to get their jobs back,"But they can’t agree on anything
Oh they sit around the table arguing
You got Charity conducting interviews
Looking for a husband
She’s not happy with most of the men
But one of them she’ll see again
On Craigslist TV
Some might say they’re crazy
But I say they’re like you and me
It’s like potpourri
It’s everybody
Well there’s a ninja dude cleaning a pool
He’s willing to do anything
He sleeps in his car when the day is done
But don’t feel bad
He lives for fun
Got a woman out of trouble paying the rent
She wants to rent her couch out
She posts and ad and gets replies
And she rents it to this guy
On Craigslist TV
Some might say they’re crazy
But I say they’re like you and me
It’s like potpourri
It’s everybody
On Craigslist TV
The world feels smaller already
It’s the digital in reality
It’s the whole world
It’s everybody
Who will win the accordion on Craigslist TV?
Will Sandra Bullock ever see the dress on Craigslist TV?
Will she form a cover band on Craigslist TV?
Will Krista find her missed connection on Craigslist TV?
On Craigslist TV
Some might say they’re crazy
But I say they’re like you and me
It’s the whole world
It’s everybody"
I was sitting at my desk when it started to shake,"I said no it can't be an earthquake
It's probably just a dryer upstairs going crazy
But no it turns out that in
New
Jersey we had an earth earthquake
We had an earth
An earth earthquake
We had an earth
An earth earthquake
Life is fragile and precious
You know any moment you know you could go
So hug the ones you love and hold them close
You never know when an earthquake might come and go
An earth earthquake
You know we had an earth earthquake
And then there's the solar eclipse on
Monday
What the hell"
The spider is my friend because he eats all of the bugs,"The unicorn is my friend because she gives me lots of hugs
The poop is my friend because it’s stinky and it’s funny
The rainbow is my friend because she comes what it’s sunny
Spider! unicorn! poop! rainbow!
The spider is poop cuz the unicorn is rainbow
The rainbow is a spider cuz the poop is a unicorn
The unicorn is a rainbow cuz the poop is the spider
The poop is a rainbow cuz the spider is a unicorn
2022-09-14 19:31:39"
Long day,"Working on stuff
It’s been a long day
Working on stuff
Working
I been working
I been working
I been working
I been working on stuff
Do you believe me?
What are you doing?"
What do you got on your mind today?,"What do you got on your mind?
What are you leaving behind today?
What are you leaving behind?
What are you leaving on the path
For other’s to follow
Are you breaking free
Or are you set in stone
Are you just like me
Or are you a quarter that’s thrown
Answer me now"
Just another day on my way through the chaos,"Slow and steady wins the race
I’m Warren Buffet and you are Bernie Madoff
Now look me in the face
Let’s go down to the place
Where the deals are done
Let’s decide who wins the race
Before the race is won
Before the race is won
I’m wearing clothes that don’t fit me at all
But I hate going shopping
I wish that the rain would start to fall
And then consider never stopping
You are a man with good taste
But now you’ve had your fun
Let’s decide who wins the race
Before the race is won
Before the race is won
I’ve seen towers that sing to the stars
But I’ve never been to China
5am in the pulse of a car
ON a highway south carolina
I feel like at this point i made my case
So let’s have some fun
Let’s decide who wins the race
Before the race is won
Before the race is won"
Dear bacteria,"I know we haven’t always seen eye to eye
But you’re stuck in me
And I’m stuck with you
So it’d be foolish of us not to try
Dear bacteria
Some of you
Have been with me
For years
While some of you are new
Like this cold or this flu
It’s making me sick
And I’m trying my best to appear
Like a gracious host
No strenuous activities
Welcoming all the members of your disease
The good bacteria
(Hey)
The bad bacteria
(Ho)
Working together to make me who I am
Who I am
Dear bacteria
As long as you don’t kill me
I’m your friend
You go about your business
Whatever it is you do
The micro-processes I don’t understand
Dear bacteria
Sometime in the past I was like you
We were swimming arm in arm
Basking in the new sun
Best friends in the old primordial soup
I’m a gracious host
No strenuous activities
I’m welcoming all the members of your disease
The good bacteria
(Hey)
The bad bacteria
(Ho)
Working together to make me who I am
Who I am
Who I am
Who I am"
I can’t concentrate,"I putz around the house
I walk myself around the park
It’s getting colder out
My brain feels like spaghetti
And I want to take a nap
The last thing I want to do
Is write a song
It takes all my energy
To get the kids to school
Everybody has forgotten
The golden rule
Treat others like you want to be treated
It’s a simple thing
And two rights
Don’t right a wrong
And nothing I say
Even makes any sense
It’s sad to see the right wing turn
Of so many old friends
So we scream into the void again
Like we always do
The last thing I feel like
Is writing this song"
I've got a cold,"I've got a cold
I don't want to do my song
I've been putting it off all day
I don't feel so good
Okay
I've got a cold
At least it's not coronavirus
I don't know what
I should sing about
And the fact that
I got a cold
I was feeling okay for a couple days
Just a sore throat
Nothing to write home about
Then last night
I started to ache
To ache
And this morning
I was stuffed up
I'm not cold
I'm not a goddamn sticking cold
I've got a cold
I've got a goddamn stinking cold"
I'm just a stranger here I don't know,"who I am I don't belong anywhere that
I am you can't believe me not a
single word I say you don't know me
a stranger in every way I don't see
the point in it anymore I'm
just gonna walk through some kind of open
door I don't really myself in the mirror
no no I don't hear my voice when
it echo no no no no no no
no I what you think you're giving to
me I don't got time even to sing
these words to sing I don't got time
in the form of a play dance I
got nothing but a single pair of pants
oh yeah oh yeah yeah yeah I was
over the moon when you told me that
you becoming back to the old street where
we did nothing and it was just all
right where we said nothing but it was
understood all right we said nothing but it
was understood yeah we said nothing but we
were understood all right yeah we said nothing
it was understood"
I’m just a monkey,"With a slightly bigger brain
So if I seem ungainly
Unrefined, I’m barely tame
Words are not enough
We think we’re such hot stuff
We’re gonna need something more
If we wanna survive
Words words words
Whats mine is what’s yours
But words only divide
It’s a curse
Words words words
We move around in herds
Killing each other because
Inside we hurt
If you could feel
The thoughts in my head
And yours were as real
Like another sense
We all feel the same
Love and joy and pain
But there’s all these words
Just getting in the way"
Still wish you had one more chance to,"prove you had the power of strange I
wish I could dance like you, I wanna
dance with your ghost I wish I could
sing like you, no one will ever be
like you No,
no not even close Oh,
Michael you made me wanna be Every
bit as good as you Oh
Michael, you made me wanna see The
good in people, no matter what they do
When I was seven years old, I danced
and danced You
were my everything You
still make me dance and sing The
king is dead, long live the king Oh,
Michael you made me wanna be Every
bit as good as you Oh
Michael, you made me wanna see The
good in people, no matter what they do
Oh, Michael
you made me wanna be Every
bit as good as you Oh
Michael, you made me wanna see The
good in people, no matter what they do
Oh Michael"
Long day of driving,"And now we're here
No sensing giving to fear
No sensing hanging up
Your smile whispers you can have a thought
But it might not turn into words
No no no no
Long day of driving
Now there's a thunderstorm
I feel like a midnight bird chasing after a worm
Feel just lion in a fight with a bear
You can just put that anywhere
Anywhere
Anywhere
Anywhere anywhere"
Ayn Rand with a riding crop,"Perched right over your bed
Ayn Rand in a dungeon
Reading The Fountain Head
Ayn Rand in a bikini posing
Ayn Rand ringing the stock bell closing
Ayn Rand and Alan Greenspan sharing a bunk bed
Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan
Were made for this, they were born
Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan dream
My ultimate Ayn Rand Porn
My ultimate Ayn Rand Porn
My ultimate Ayn Rand Porn
Let the market go free form
Ride the bull, toot the horn
You know you can't resist
Her logic so unadorned
Come into the warm embrace
My ultimate Ayn Rand porn
My ultimate Ayn Rand porn
Ayn Rand sucking  a popsicle
Eating a Georgia peach
Ayn Rand and Ann Coulter
Lounging at the nude beach
Ayn Rand wanting to make you happy
Ayn Rand getting down right nasty
Ayn Rand that buxom babe just out of your reach
Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan
Their ideas are fully formed
From the deep dark depths of their desire
For my ultimate Ayn Rand Porn"
Is there anybody there?,"It seems I'm all alone again
Does anybody care?
The world's empty
I see no sign of life
Just one big space ship
All covered in blue lights"
I don’t really care,"Do you
Do you
Yes I do
Yes I do
Yes I do
There’s a 9
Month old
Being held
In east Harlem
3000 miles away
From her mother
From her mother
From her mom
I hug my babies
You should hug yours
Oh Melania
Hug your baby
Hold him close
Look around you
And see the souls
Of the families
You say you don’t care about
There’s a 6
Year old boy
Who’s mom’s
In guatamala
In guatamala
She got deported
And they kept him here
There’s a 5
Year old girl
Who won’t speak
Since she found out
Her dad is gone
Deported home
She won’t say a word"
Digital marketing’s a pit of death,"Amazon will partner with you
Like a virus to a host
They’ll squeeze the brand till nothing’s left
The first trillion dollar market cap
The rest of them are toast
Profits are like heroin
You can’t stop once you get a taste
When a Macy’s salesperson sees you
They are going to run away
Ey ey ey
Amazon is pulling away
You better have a strategy
For dealin’
With Amazon pulling away
Cheap capital all the way
You better have a strategy
For dealin’
When capital does better
The rest of us don’t
Shit was the consensus
They smelled like a fart
Separation of ownership
And control
Leo DiCaprio’s salary
Is tearing the country apart
Silly putty came from Nazis
Don’t google Undiz
If Best Buy disappeared tomorrow
It would hang out with Circuit City
Mel owns 100 Squishables
Pilgrimages and brownies fandom is a verb
Grimanesa caught Aurora Borealis
And set it free all around New York
Solana fixed shopping for kids
The kids would give up recess to work on little bits
Katherine has her students make
100 things in 100 days"
I want to make my country proud,"I want to scream I want to shout
I wanna let everybody know
That I don’t really care at all
Want to find out what you mean
When you call me silly jelly bean
And put me in a magazine
Next to Charlie’s Chaplin and Sheen
Hipster, it’s the Hipster Olympics
Games happen now and then
Hipster Olympics 5000
If you care don’t let it show
You wanna win don’t let them know"
Boring is sexy,"Boring is cool
Boring beats exciting
As a general rule
There’s many bored animals
Of all sizes and shapes
But the boringest of all
Is a bored boring ape
Bored boring ape
Sits around watching paint
Bored boring ape
Sitting in a chair
Bored boring ape
He says take it easy take
Your time bored boring ape
Don’t go anywhere
Boring is quiet
Boring is loud
in the boring bayou
In a non-descript house
Many bored creatures
That neither love nor hate
But the uber boring boringest
Is the bored boring ape"
Sometimes i respond to the news,"Sometimes i sing the blues
Sometimes I feel
Like the worst person in the world
But i’m trying to love myself
Sometimes I set canary’s free
Sometimes I call all birds back to me
Sometimes i feel
Like I’m covered in mistakes
But I’m trying to love myself
Trauma is stored in your RNA
Epigenetics
Is a hell of a thing
Sometimes I can just let it be
Sometimes my thoughts are my enemy
Sometimes I feel
Like i’m trapped in a cage
I’m trying to love myself
Sometimes I can’t lift a foot
Sometimes I don’t want you to look
Sometimes if you don’t
I’m lost in the fog
I’m trying to love myself"
Mid journey mid journey,"Please let me in
These dreams of computers
Are fascinatin
I want to use the
dreams in my songs
What can I do to
Show that I belong
Midjourney
You caught me mid journey
I was right in the middle outrageous dreams
Midjourney
And nothing is ever quite as it seems
What do you believe?
Mid journey mid journey
Some day I think
I’ll be replaced by
robot that sings
Who writes all these songs
Day after day
But until then
I’d like to play"
Who’s there?,"Nobody’s there
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
body’s there
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
An apple not a pear
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Circle not a square
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Tea that was traded fair
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
pile of underwear
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
monkey with an evil stare
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
girl with long black hair
Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock"
Everywhere you go you're chased by what you,"don't know you're chased by the dreams you
had that you had to let go Let
go Every
time you love you feel like a crow
breaking into the bank and trying to entertain
something that isn't your cause I don't know
what she think of me I know what
she think of I know what she think
of me and it's not at all it
was broken off of its hinges and I
took down all the signs advertising on the
fringes of the light and I said how
did I get here Just
like that talking Hill
song and I said oh yeah I walked
here and I wrote 4000 songs all about
and I know what you think of me
and I know what you think of me
and I know what you think of me
it's not at all it's not at all
not at all not at all not at
all"
What you feeling,"What you hearing
What you seeing
My sophisticated artwork
In your heart
Are you still breathing
Or believing
My sophisticated artwork
Can you feel it
Making all kinds of noise
In the garden
You create what you destroy
Can you feel it
Heavy like a rock
In the garden
The snake electric shock
We’ve got our bases covered
Monkey’s sitting at typewriters
It’s my sophisticated artwork
We have you all surrounded
platoon of mischief makers
My sophisticated artwork"
Jax and Sonia,"in the desert Jax
and Sonia
in the desert Jax
doesn't know what's going on Sonia
doesn't know what's going on either Jax
asks a lot of questions He's
so sassy He's
the sassy old man with metal arms Sassy
old man with metal arms Jax
asks a lot of questions He's
the sassy old man with metal arms Sassy
old man with metal arms Sassy
old man with metal arms Well
Liu Chi
loves Katana
But he can't find the love of his
live She's
been captured By
a man I think his name is Kahn
It's a lesser Kahn
than the Star
Trek Kahn
Can you do it? Can
you do it? Can
you do it? Can
you do it? Can
you save Katana
Lou? And
then Lou
runs into someone named Jade
She turns into a monster or some sort
of computer-animated thing Computer-animated
In a Computer-animated
Wasteland Computer-animated
Wasteland Computer-animated
Wasteland I can't believe what I saw In
the Computer-animated
Wasteland Shake
it up Then
Raiden showed up And
told everyone to be a family T
hey got a bully Got
a bully And
each other And
so they all go To
the other dimension And
they all got a fight And
it turns out Jade
was bad And
Jade was bad And
Katana gets freed by Lou
King He
kills Barakas
in the fire, yeah Three
Barakas Three
Barakas Three
Barakas And
it made me wonder Is
this song as sloppy as Mortal
Kombat Annihilation?
Is this song as sloppy as Mortal
Kombat Annihilation?
Is this song as sloppy as Mortal
Kombat Annihilation?
Is this song as sloppy as Mortal
Kombat Annihilation?
Shown, shown, shown, shown Shown,
shown, shown One
Barakas, Two
Barakas, Three
Barakas Three
Barakas Shown,
shown, shown Combat,
shown Finish
him Computer-animated
Wasteland Computer-animated
Wasteland Computer-animated
Wasteland Finish
Him, Finish
Him, Finish
Him, Finish
Him, Finish
Him"
I’m not one for portents and signs,"But the queen of England died
On the day of my
4 thousand 9 hundred and 99th
Song
Who am I and what does this mean
Will I someday be the queen
The king of songs in between
This world and the world unseen
Beyond"
Silver canister,"Reflects the sun
Mothers cry
Children run
Come so far
Can’t turn back
Soldiers ready
To attack
Empty basin
Splits the ground
Dirt and concrete
All around
Sleep is a nightmare
Of what’s behind
The desert day
Leaves us blind
Looking for
brand new home
Somewhere safe
To belong
Far away
From violence
better life
For our children"
Death remains undefeated,"Time is the only master
Space is an empty chamber
We are a natural disaster
Nonetheless we do our best
To break our backs upon the land
Nonetheless we cry, confess
The crimes that we don’t understand
In the bathroom of heaven
All the archangels are puking
All the trumpets have gone silent
Nobody knows what they’re doing
Nonetheless they all undress
And fuck until the clouds will part
Nonetheless they’re unimpressed
With songs we write, that come from the heart
Death holds us hostage
Time is genocidal
Space looks at us harshly
We perform our recital
Nonetheless it’s anybody’s guess
Which way the wind will blow the nukes
Nonetheless we clean the mess
It never stops no matter what we do"
If heaven were a real place,"I don’t think that I’d like to go
Just to see the look on god’s face
When he realizes that I know
If hell is a real place
I don’t think I want that either
Cuz if you are willing to learn
They say failure is the greatest teacher
As I wander around this earth
Carrying a box of anxiety
I log off of twitter dot com
The ghost of myself haunting me
Nothing
I learned absolutely nothing
It went so fast
And I learned nothing"
Close window,"Export
Render all
New tab
Undo, undo
Underline
Italics
Open
Select all
Save
Undo
Cut
Copy
Paste
Bold
New document
Keyboard shortcuts"
I'm in love with the,"Metaverse girl
She is art
She is high
We live together in a
Metaverse world
She is everything
I'm not
I ask her every day if we're gonna make it
I offer her my hand and she takes it
She isn't here
She has a theory
She has a theory
She has a theory
She has a theory
She has a
The she"
"Sometimes, I really hate technology","Sometimes, it really pisses me off
I had a whole other song written and recorded
But now I can’t get to it
Can’t get to it at all
Cuz I’m using a beta of this program
And it won’t let me export
And it’s my fault for using a beta
But I just wanted some special certain effects on that song
So now I’m gonna have to do this other song
Which isn’t very good
It isn’t nearly as good as the first song
Cuz it’s the second song
And I’m kinda angry about the first song
Not being able to get the first song
And you won’t hear the first song
For a couple weeks
Because the full version of that program
Comes out next week
I’m gonna buy it
I’m sure it will be a lot more stable
Cuz this was just a beta
The full version will be more stable
So you’ll be able to hear the first song
Except probably next week
But I’m impatient
So sometimes I hate technology
Sometimes it really pisses me off
I had a whole other song written and recorded
But now I can’t get to it
Can’t get to it at all"
Time for primary decidin’?,"Just say no to Biden
Trump will be landslidin’
Unless you say no to Biden
Want a prez you can take pride in?
Just say no to Biden
The wealth gap will surely widen
Unless you just say no to Biden
Say no to Biden
We’ve been here before
Recall Dukakis, Clinton, Kerry and yes Gore
Say no to Biden
Enough centrist hidin’
Say no to Biden
Let’s not piss off Posiden
Just say no to Biden
He’ll put more carbon dioxide in
So just say no to Biden
There’s stories that he’s lied in
Just say no to Biden
And he supports keeping the Hyde in
Just say no to Biden"
More than waffles,"More than waffles
What do I love love
More than waffles
If you have an idea let it go
If you had a bad night say so
If you’re sick of all this ok
Waffles can take the pain away
If you miss your exit go back
If you’re a heart have a heart attack
If you faint at the sight of blood
Waffles can provide the love r
If the bottom is on the top
And the dripping is gonna drop
If you don’t think you can scratch
Waffles will keep you on track"
Hark the angel his name is Harold,"And he lives on Princeton street
Christmas time depresses him
It taunts him mercilessly
He’s made of light and love
And he’s sleeping on in the park
On a bench covered in bird shit
Harold’s his name, hark hark
Oh god, come get Harold
Oh god, he’s taking a piss
Oh god, he’s crying now
You can’t just leave him like this
He looks into the window
Of a broken shopping mall
He drinks a peppermint Starbucks
And blends in at SantaCon
His halo blinks like neon
His wings are covered in snow
He hides from his Master
And hides out from below
He covers himself in Christmas lights
And flies above the city
Traffic stops, and people stare
Kids say ohhh that’s pretty
He bellows out his name
The earth begins to quake
Christmas trees begin to fall
Ears and windows break"
It's a late night hospital kind of song.,"It's a late night hospital kind of song.
We've been here too long. It
could be so much worse. But
it's a late night hospital song at first."
The flowers and the trees ,"are following me 
slowly down the hill 
That they know me 
from somewhere 
I say them more than memory 
I say now listen, 
if you please 
Hear their little birdies 
as they're singing a trill 
They are singing for ya 
They are singing cause they want to be heard"
I’ts really weird that nobody knows,"Where you go when you die
You’ve thought about
I’ve thought about it
But we are still alive
And we’ll never know the truth
You can’t tell me
I can’t tell you
Energy can’t be created or
Destroyed
It’s really weird that nobody knows
Where you were before
When do you start
And which part is you
You can’t ignore
This nagging feeling that we don’t know
Basic things about this place
We think we’re it
But just a blip the human race
It’s really weird that nobody knows
Where you go when you die
Underground
Nowhere fast
Or up in the sky
We look up to the stars
And always had the sense
That everything we do
Can’t be coincidence
But it is"
Tell my story,"Just a little bit longer
Hold my hand
Just a little bit stronger
Cuz the fire
Is chasing
The words
I’m erasing
I got a tiny little knot in my mind
Floor the pedal
Let the engine erupting
Be the guide
To the tune we are hustling
I got nose
To the grindstone
I got stones
In my bedroom
I got a tiny little knot in my mind
Butterflies further away
Tied up in knots like i’m say say sailing
Corner office but dark as the day
You went away, the sun is pay pay paling
Boot the saddle
And get your best finger
To ring the bell
There’s nobody in here
The key
To your room
Doesn’t work
You’re doomed
You got a tiny little know in your mind
Set aside
All the facts you were born with
Put them down
With the toad so horny
Simple things
Like your voices
Can open up
Choices
With a tiny little knot in your mind"
Hey Paul,"Krugman Why
aren’t you in the administration? Is
there some kind of politicking that I don’t
understand at me? Timothy
Geitner He’s
like some little weasel And
wasn’t he in a position of power, and
all his shit went down in the first
place? When
I listen to you, things seem to make
sense I listen to him, all I hear
is blah blah blah Hey,
Paul Krugman
Where the hell are you, man? Cuz
we need you on the front line Not
just writing for the New
York Times
I’d feel better if you were calling some
shots Instead
of writing your blog and probably thinking a
lot I mean, don’t you have some influence?
Why aren’t you Secretary
of the Treasury?
For god’s sake, man, you won the Nobel
Prize Timothy
Geitner uses TurboTax
When I listen to you, things seem to
make sense I listen to him, all I
hear is blah blah blah Hey,
Paul Krugman
Where the hell are you, man? Obama
breakdown Sing
it with me now When
I listen to you, things seem to make
sense I listen to him, all I hear
is blah blah blah Hey,
Paul Krugman
Where the hell are you, man? Your
country needs you now"
I try to stay so calm,"But the world keeps rattling on
I’ve got mice in my brain
My heart’s a runaway train
I got to stop reading the news
Like I was lost in a dream
I went outside to scream
But everything felt the same
Until suddenly everything changed
I got to stop reading the news"
I'm moving on over,"I'm picking up speed
I'm breaking on out of
These rattling chains
And there's nothing holding me back
Gone, gone i'm wasting nobody's time
gonna live forever
gonna live in the desert
gonna break my fall
with the now or never
And there's nothing holding me back
Gone, gone i'm wasting nobody's time"
Whatever I do it's never enough I can't,"put myself back together again I find the
toughest time and then I go where I
need it I was once bigger than I
am right now I was there's one much
smaller too I was made of you I
was made of d I was made of
something like me and you like me and
you you I can't keep Like
I've been winding up the clock again Brick
by me leave by leave I see myself
when I sleep When
I sleep again I go to sleep at
night I sleep all night the dreams do
you have a plan for when society collaps
in the winter time and no heat for
anybody or in the summertime or it's too
hot to live it's too hot to live
it's too hot Nobody
is a word that I say But
I know no one else to say Nobody
Is there such thing There's
nobody nobody nobody I have nobody I have
nobody have nobody I have nobody"
It's saturday night,"and Mommy and Daddy
are watching star trek
and eating some curry
and you are small
but bigger and bigger
you'll grow and grow
and i can't wait
The future looks bright
in the federation
but things go wrong
and mommy and daddy
are here for you
in the future uncertain
we're here for you
what does the future hold
we'll all get old, we'll all get old
what will the future bring
we'll all sing, we'll all sing
it's saturday night
and mommy and daddy
are watching mindy
daddy's rubbing her butt
her back is whack
but she's gonna get better
it's just a matter of time
daddy's got plans
mommy's got issues
she's also got plans
and they'll bring them all to
you someday
they're making the world
ready for you
to bust in to
it's saturday night
and mommy is stretching
out her soul
into the reaches
of space and time
the delta quadrant
she's boldly going
daddy tries hard
and spins his wheels
let's down his guard
and then he feels
everything
he feels it all
for you
for you"
Kevin McCarthy reaping,"Heck Yeah!
Kevin McCarthy sowing
Oh no!
AOC is having a great time
She’s having a fun time
Having such a good time
George Santos
Wants to be included
I’m one of you now
Let me be included
Matt Gaetz is having a hard time
He’s having a rough time
Having such a tough time
George Santos
Sitting with Boebert
Sitting with Marjorie
He wants to be included"
There’s a Katie for that,"She’s the app you need
For event to do lists
And speaker logistics
Britt keeps an eye on
The fads and trends
You wanna know which is it?
She can tell the difference
Jen’s a calculator
The checks and balances queen
Money can be unpleasant
But she makes it a breeze
Theresea sweat the details
No matter how small they are
If you leave your wallet with her
She alphabetize your cards
Lesley is
performer at heart
Her insights will help to
Set you apart
Jenna treats
Her clients like friends
When it comes to your team
She’s an extension
Diane
Started this company
As a smart 27 year old
Divorced mother of three
Steve’s in Las Vegas
Should I give him a verse"
We're gonna have the 220 I went to,"W. W.
D. C.
Do-ba-doo-do-do-do-do-do-do, say what? Oh
what you see? What
you see? I saw a To-ba-doo-do-do-do-do,
say what? Do-ba-doo-do-do-do-do,
say what? It
was on the next generation MacBook
Pro. Say
what? Do-ba-doo-do-do-do,
say what? I saw OSX
mountain lion. Do-ba-doo-do-do-do,
say what? IOS
6, 200 new features Say
what? Brand
new Maps
cartography by Apple
S ay what? They
drove us over to Coit
Tower Say
what? Fly
over, fly over, fly over Say
what? Say
what? Fly
over, fly over, fly over But
you know what? What's
that? It's
all about the retina display In
the MacBook
Pros 220 PPI
220 PPI
220 PPI
220 PPI
220 PPI
220 PPI
220 PPI"
Make the bed,"In your head
Put the cases
On their pillow places
Stretch the sheets
To goals you meet
And when you make it
Drape the blanket
Around your lobes
With your eyes closed
Nobody knows
Which way it goes
When you make the bed
In your head"
There’s only so many,"Hours in the day
And we can’t use them all
anyway
Bodies break
temples burn
we destroy ourselves
we never learn
That’s why nothing gets done
Take your pick
Take your choice
Have a life
Or a voice
Get distracted
Always on
From the dark
into the dawn
that’s why nothing gets done
Got to feed
the hungry maw
got to tighten
that clenched jaw
every muscle
and every bone
was made to work
was picked and grown
but that’s why nothing ever gets done"
What you got going on,"Don’t have to think that I’m cool
But I want to belong
I may be very small but I am enthusiastic
little participation doesn’t have to be so drastic
Include me, in all the things you’re doing
Include me, the endeavors you’re pursuing
Include me, in the everyday conversations
Include me, I am young have patience
Well I don’t want to be
On the outside of the circle
If you are orange, then I want to be purple
Ask my opinion, and I will astound
On everything beneath the sun and crawling on the ground
Include me, I’m not just a little brat
Include me, here and there and this and that
Include me, in your daily compromises
Include me, in your big and small surprises
Well anyone can see that I got lots to offer
I can play loud or I can play softer
And anywhere you go, I can surely follow
If you are Zeus, well then I will be Apollo
Include me, cus I wanna be in your gang
Include me, just like it ain’t no thing
Include me, and I will dance and dance with joy
Include me, and I will try not to annoy
Include me, cus I’m not just a little brat
Include me, here and there and this and that
Include me, in your daily compromises
Include me, in your big and small surprises
Include me, cus I wanna be in your gang
Include me, just like it ain’t no thing
Include me, and I will dance and dance with joy
Include me, and I will try not to annoy"
I don't know but yeah we'll go look,"at the star don't worry about who you're
not don't worry about who you are this
time Just
put yourself into the frame of mind to
look at the stars together oh oh oh
oh oh oh oh oh Somebody
said that you are not Somebody
said that you are Nobody
knows which is right so don't worry and
look at the stars tonight tonight tonight tonight
Somewhere there's someone that looks just like you
uh oh and they think you're Respond
but they don't know anything anything put on
your plate let's go inside let's lay down
and make a pie let's go outside and
stare at the birds let's go outside and
stare at the tightrope walkers Trying
to make their way through the world Tight
road walkers trying to go trying to go
trying to go"
you smashed the door down,"broke every single plate and glass
you punched a hole in the wall
did anyone ever tell you
you look like a criminal?
with your blood shot eyes
and crooked smile
i think i need a break from you for a while
when your caged canary sings
will you know the song
will you sing along
when the wind rips down your pride
will you run and hide
or admit you're wrong"
Be who you are,"Someday the world will be safe
I wish that I could wave it all away
For you
To be who you are
To alleviate the tightness in your chest
I wish I could put your fear to rest
So you
Could be who you are
And they control
Where you can go
But I believe that someday you’ll be free
No matter what happens
I will be your friend
I want you to count on me
To help you be who you are"
Nobody loves Rick Santorum,"From here on out can we just ignore him
He’ll be left with his sweater vest
And his hatred of love and his hatred of sex
He will never be president
That’s one small victory
Nobody loves Rick Santorum"
Social Regulation of the Neural Response to,"Social Regulation of the Neural Response to
Social Regulation of the Neural Response to Threat
Na Na Na Na Na Na
Social contact promotes enhanced health and well-being,
likely as a function of the social regulation
of emotional responding in the face of various life stressors.
For this fMRI study,
16 married women
were subjected to the threat of electric shock        	
while holding their husband’s hand,
the hand of an anonymous male,
or no hand at all.
when the women held their husband’s hand.
Results indicated a pervasive attenuation
of activation in the neural systems supporting
emotional and behavioral threat responses
they felt better
more limited attenuation of activation in these systems
occurred when they held the hand of a stranger.
Most strikingly, the effects of spousal hand-holding
on neural threat responses varied as a function
of marital quality, with higher marital quality
predicting less threat related neural activation
in the right anterior insula
superior frontal gyrus
and hypothalamus
during spousal,
but not stranger, hand-holding"
Tell another story,"Tell another lie
Tell it to the wind
Tell it to the sky
When the tally’s counted
And all the votes are cast
Those used to going first
Will be going last
Have another drink
Anything to dull the blow
Tell it to the bartender
Who pours it for you slow
Tell it to the snake
Sneaking in the grass
Those used to going first
Will be going last
You know it just as sure
As the sun will rise again
As a cop goes speeding down the road
On imperial whim
You know it like your fist
Tightening round the glass
Those used to going first
Will be going last
There will be handwringing
And harsh words said
Those used to holding back
Will suddenly forge ahead
You can’t hold on to
The die as it was cast
Those used to going first
Will be going last
There will be an army
And you’ll be at the front
4th down everybody
Will be begging you to punt
But you’re gonna fake it
And you’ll throw that pass
Those used to going first
Will be going last
Tell another story
Tell another lie
Here comes undertaker
Don’t look him in the eye
He’s come to clean up
Don’t look so aghast
Those used to going first
Will be going last"
Three friends Doing,"their best Plugging
away Making
animations They
got an idea Called
Stoner cats About
a woman with Alzheimer’s
that Alleviates
the pain with smoke It’s
sweet and sad with marijuana jokes And
Mila Kunis
Says, “Let’s do this.” And
let’s fund it with NFTs
Big sale The
hype is real Vitalik
and Ashton
Kuchter are there They
sell out Instantlay
8 million dollars in a single day They
complete the episodes But
the degens don’t care any more Price
goes down FUD
abounds They
become the butt of the jokes now Two
years go by NFTs
die, and then Come
back to life And
they die again Three
friends Have
gone away Having
made the thing That
they wanted to make It’s
back to the Hollywood
grind Plugging
away til they suddenly find strange letter From
the SEC
That says you sold unregistered securities What
the fuck does that mean? What’s
a security? And
what’s it have to do with a jpeg
of a cat on the blockchain So,
what our three friends didn’t know Is
they were on the set of a totally
different show And
they just got cast in a starring role
And they can’t say no And
that now they owe The
government a million dollars It’s
a workplace comedy With
a wacky boss at a place called the
SEC Which
regulates Securities
But here’s the funny thing They’ve
deemed everything To
be securities It’s
Gary Gensler’s
SEC He’s
the wacky boss in a workplace comedy Where
a government agency Can
force artists to destroy their art Called
Gary Gensler’s
SEC It’s
takes place in alternate reality Where
every single piece of art Is
scrutinized and torn apart Capcioous
and arbitrailiy By
a a government authority"
There’s three Starbucks,"within 10 minutes of my house And
they know me and my order in each
one My
name is Union
in the app So
when they call my name to tell me
my drink is done They
call out Union
It’s record heat in the Atlantic
and all around the world It’s
all happening so fast UPS
workers merely threatened to strike And
they got everything they asked Because
of unions There
are people that think space lasers are causing
fires The
truth is too simple and sad The
AMPTP is not budging in their demands It’s
not enough simply to be mad You
need a union"
Water pools down in the low spot,"Wanna run but it’s just too damn hot
Put a tarp right over the basement
So flood won’t wash us away, son
Daw is all swabbed out
And the roof needs another solar panel
So when the center can’t hold and we fall down
We can still charge the car and get out
Water pools down in the low spot
Wash away all the sins we forgot
Rip tide with the moon getting lower
Til it crash and send us all going
Water pools down in the low spot
All the days are going slower than I thought
All the months go by just like that
And I can’t keep up with the cash trap
Water pools down in the low spot
No matter how hard we try to stop
The best we can do is to know that
It’s always been ok up to now"
No innate skill,"And no famous father
He’s got no rhythm
It’s like why bother
But nobody ever
Made something of themselves
By giving up before they start
And sometimes
It’s like the hare and the tortoise
Lonely voice in the woods
Does any body notice
He tells himself it matters
Because it all comes from the heart
And one day
Turns into twenty
Insecurity
He’s got plenty
31 days and beyond
Never enough"
These are ugly mother fucking punks,"Nobody knows where they came from
One day they just arrived
The bastard twinkle in their eye
Misshapen and colored wrong
Too many hits of a poison bong
Ugly cousins to the popular kids
But they don’t really give one damn shit"
So rarely do you get exactly what you,"want Exactly
when you want it, because you’re not a
god guitar can be in tune only with
itself And
not be in tune with anything else It’s
so cold why don’t they turn on the
heat I shouldn’t sit here staring at the
internet I’ve
got places to go and people to meet
And I’ve
got to write my daily song I’m
just singing thoughts As
they jump into my mind I should brush
my teeth I didn’t brush my teeth last
night I was so damn tired I think
I was recovering From
the crazy weekend Playing
video games My
hands are frozen as I type this My
run this morning was really hard It’s
hard to run on snow, like it’s hard
to run on sand It’s
supposed to be really warm this week Sometimes
you have to wait To
get the things you want Sometimes
the things you want Never
ever come guitar can be in tune only
with itself And
not be in tune with anything else I
should put on gloves or something I’ve
got to go into the city The
battery on this computer, has pretty much gone
kaput I really don’t want to go to
the apple store"
This old guitar is falling apart,"It’s pretty much how I got my start
I can’t keep it together no
When guitars die where do they go
This old guitar will soon be wood
Return to the dust like it should
One more song for old times sake
Before it’s ripped apart by an earthquake"
Socialism had a big win last night,"Socialism had a big big win
And if we keep on keeping the fight
We can keep winning again and again
So join the DSA, my friends
If you want a better world to live in
Socialism had a big win last night
Socialism had a big big win"
"Jupiter, sittin' in a chair He","wanted to, I didn't want him to sit
there I wanted him to come and sit
in the nook But
he said, no, no, no papa, look I
want to sit in the chair, I want
to sit in the chair Jupiter,
knocked over the phone I said, hey, little
boy, leave me alone Leave
me that phone alone, because it's filming us
for the song He
said, papa, I just want to sit in
the chair all along I want to sit
in the chair, I want to sit in
the chair Now
you came here, what? I can't see you,
where are you? So
we Jupiter,
we had a call to start I said,
Jupiter, I love you and call it my
heart Rule
number one is never turn off the camera
I'll move the chair so you can sit
it over there So
you sit in the chair, you can sit
in the chair Sit
that part with me, and sit in the
chair Sit
in the chair, sit in the chair Come
on sit in the chair, come on sit
in the chair Oh,
can we do another part of it? Why?"
Everything is odd,"And there’s no god
It’s just vibrations
It’s just vibrations, man
Sympathetic
You can go out and get it
Resonating
You can go down swinging
Listen to my tale
About Noah and the whale
You are the octopus
Who sits and watches us
In parallel
All will be well
It’s just vibrations
It’s just vibrations, man"
On November 15th 2012,"I will have written 1400 songs
And on the 15th through the 18th
I will sing all of them
At the Invisible Dog in Brooklyn
and You are invited
It's gonna be a livestreaming telethon
I want to raise at least $20,000
For Sweet Relief Charity
They get healthcare to working musicians
1400 Songs in one very long performance
1400 songs and you are invited
There's a website called Recordsetter.com
And they will officiate a world record
For the most songs sung in a single performance
This record does not yet exist
Also, I am making books
With lyrics and chord charts
For every one of these songs
So you can get on stage and play along
Come to New York in november
I want you to be involved
1400 Songs in one very long performance
1400 songs and you should be involved"
What kind of song,"Do you want me to sing
The kind that makes you laugh
Or the kind that brings
Sadness to mind
Of sobering times
With complicated rhythms
And too many rhymes
What kind of song
Would you prefer today
Not that I’ll listen
To you any way
Do you want it produced
Or want it acoustic
I’ll listen to you
And then do what i’ll do it
What kind of song
Were you hoping for
When you clicked the button
To hear one more
I’ll write it quick
Lickety split
Then I gotta change the laundry
Cuz my clothes don’t fit
What kind of song
On an infinite scale
Would be long enough
In the long tail
On an infinite timeline
How many songs
Will I write before I’m
Dead and gone"
two challengers,"pick up their controllers
this ain't for old folks with their walkers
or babies with their strollers
this is go for pro honey
only the best
to compete you must be fierce
and proably a little messed up in the head
you're dead
if you hesitate
so blow into that cartridge
and stay up really late
ten challengers
playing bomberman
they can't all win it
only one of them can
so they battle it out
and they're bombing left and right
it'd be a bad bad scene if you
were down there in the fight
you would be scared
so watch
in awe as they compete
the thrill of victory
and the agony of defeat
two challengers again
in the fighting match
it was street fighter earlier
now it's mortal kombat
after many long rounds
of duking it out
it all comes down to this
no turning back now
you better bring it
and ring it
the belly bell bell
knock his head off his chest
and send him down to hell"
Can you write a song about Mr. Potato Head?,"MJsdanglebaby 21 hours ago 10 
song about a man with a farting alarm clock.
UnoriginalChance 1 hour ago
Mr Potato Head had a farting alarm clock
It didn't fart very loud
So he was late for his date with destiny
And he's just french fry's now
So all you kids
With your farting alarm clocks
Make sure they eat their beans
Or else you'll be cut up into itty bitty pieces
And sold with a big mac with cheese
Hey Mr. Potato Head
Turn up the farts
Turn up the farts"
Dishes in the sink,"Laundry never done
Phone calls to make
And a healthy kind of run
Off the beaten path
you'll find a little frog
who's really good at math
and telling you you're wrong
he's the wrong frog
he's the wrong frog
he's the wrong frog
he's the wrong frog
he's the wrong frog
he's the wrong frog
he's the wrong frog
and he'll tell you that you're wrong"
Baby we were never ‘sposed to meet,"But some enterprising fish believed
That happiness could be found on land
But, oh that’s when all my troubles began
So bury me there
Bury me there
In the ocean, the ocean
In the ocean
In the ocean
In the ocean
Beneath the waves where predators roam
It’s natural we would find our home
I’m lost, I’m lost
To the world of man
I long to be home
To be home again
Oh bury me
Oh bury me
Beneath the ocean
The ocean
Ocean ocean
Oh pretty baby, ocean
Oh, beneath the ocean
The ocean, ocean
Oh pretty baby, ocean
Oh, beneath the ocean
Ocean, ocean
Oh pretty baby, ocean
Oh, beneath the ocean"
I would never turn you away,"If you showed up at my door
I would never make you say
Some kind of magic words
Because who am I to judge
My house is made of lies
My brain is made of mud
I carry all my family ties
In a chain around my neck
That drags across the floor
And just when you least expect
You don’t need it anymore
So I would never turn you away
Because you are just like me
And every single day
We work towards infinity"
Taiwan is a country,"It lies on the tropic of cancer
It’s general climate is marine tropical
Oh Taiwan is a country
Taiwan is a country
The north and central are subtropical
The south is tropical
The mountains are temperate
They get 100 inches of rain per year
Taiwan is a country
Typhoons in the summer
Rain in the northeast in November
Yeah Taiwan
It’s a country"
So the question that was asked was because you brought muffins,"The muffins
The muffins
Correct
The muffins
Muffins
The muffins
Muffins
The muffins for me
The muffins
The muffins
The muffins
The muffins
Correct
The muffins
Muffins
The muffins
Muffins
The muffins for me
The muffins for me
Why did your husband get the muffins
He did not
He did not
He did not get the muffins
Why did your husband get the muffins
We can stop talking about the muffins
The muffins
The muffins
The muffins
Correct
The muffins
The muffins
The muffins
Muffins
The muffins
The muffins
The muffins
The muffins
The muffins
Correct
The muffins
Muffins
The muffins
Muffins
The muffins for me
The muffins
Why did your husband get the muffins
He did not
He did not
He did not get the muffins
Why did your husband get the muffins
We can stop talking about the muffins"
Either you’re with us,"Or your not with us
Which way you gonna turn
You gonna wait
Till the suns exploding
And just watch the world burn
Some folks have all the answers
They prescribe them out like medication
But the answers you got before
Won’t stack up any more
We’re running out of time and patience
But you can’t change
The world from here
You can’t get there without moving
You can’t change the world from here
You can only ever do what you are doing
I voted for Nader
In 2000
I even wrote the guy a song
8 years later
And a great big war
Boy howdy, I was wrong
If I could I would convince you
But all I got are songs
And you might not even like them anyway
I’ve waiting all my life
For a moment just like this
So I am just gonna say"
Do you want some eggs?,"Yes.
Will you eat it if I make it?
Yes.
Do you want some pancakes?
Yes.
Will you eat it if I make it?
Yes.
Do you want a hot dog?
Yes.
Will you eat it if I make it?
Yes.
Do you want some
Mac and cheese?
Yes.
Do you eat it if I make it?
Yes.
Will you eat it?
Yes, if I make it.
Will you eat it if I make it?
Yes.
You want some waffles?
Yes.
Will you eat it if I make it?
Yes.
Do you want some toast?
Yes.
Will you eat it if I make it?
Yes.
Do you want some apple juice?
Yes.
Will you drink it if I make it?
Yes.
Do you want something else?
Yes.
Will you eat it if I make it?
Yes.
Will you eat it?
Yes, if I make it?
Yes.
Heated one if I make it.
One?
Yeah.
No."
Where there is nothing,"There's something
And where there is something
There is nothing
Something
Nothing
Something
Nothing"
It's so hot and I wanna write a,"song right now I really wanna rearrange my
studio but that'll be so much work that'll
be so much work that'll be so much
work it's impossible this old ukulele won't stay
in tune it's been with me from here
to the moon I gotta rearrange the studio
but it's so much work it's so much
work it's so much work it's so much
work this ukulele has a big hole on
it it's been there for many a year
you can see I used to put duct
tape over it Till
I realized the hole made it sound better
and it wasn't so much work but rearranging
my studio would be all Would
be a lot of work but it's been
in this configuration for over a year and
that's just too long for me to bear
oh that's just too long for me to
bear I could rearrange it or I could
just sing But
I really want to rearrange it would be
a lot of work A
lot a lot a lot of work work
work it be a lot of work A
lot a lot a lot a lot of
work work"
Mom,"Mom come outside
There's a book a rebuffalo or some shit just like
Where the are you going
Ma
This is some fucking
National
Geographic shit"
You went to the supermarket and got your,"turkey wrapped in plastic You
cooked it in the oven, it should come
out fantastic The
whole family’s coming over You
got on your evening gown But
creeping up behind you all moist and golden
brown Its
the zombie turkey She's
coming to pay you back Zombie
turkey Zombie
turkey Well
you run up the stairs to the bathroom
and lock the door You
can hear her bony legs down there banging
on the floor She
is coming ever closer and now you look
out the window And
see an entire neighborhood overrun by zombie turkeys
They are zombie turkeys and they are coming
to pay you back Zombie
turkeys Zombie
turkeys Gobble
gobble gobble Gobble
gobble gobble Gobble
gobble gobble Gobble
gobble gobble She's
banging down the door now looks like there's
no escape You
know you can't outrun her because your fat
and out of shape If
only you ate less and exercised more you
would be thinner What
a terrible way to go, to be eaten
by your dinner By
a zombie turkey who is coming to pay
you back Gobble
gobble gobble Gobble
gobble gobble Gobble
gobble gobble Gobble
gobble gobble Gobble
gobble gobble Gobble
gobble gobble Gobble
gobble gobble Gobble
gobble gobble"
I gave the autocratic alien my phone number,"And told them to call me some time
And I was dragged into the supermarket
Under pressure like the water was pushing down I couldn’t move
I was dodging great balls of energy
Just like some kind of video game
And that’s all that I can remember
Of the dream I had two days ago
The dream I had two days ago
The dream I had two days ago
That’s all I can remember about the dream
I had two days ago"
You think you know it You,"think you're ready to do it All
right 1 2 3 4 Screw
the Jones
in this perfect face of friends you want
consequences yous need consonants following some sort You
guys sound amazing Don't
be average at your head Be
great at your head oh yeah Let's
add a little oh yeah Be
in there if that feels okay Tim
Ryan was newly married with two kids to
boot They
took the kids to get a dog but
they came back with two now he's getting
kissed or he's getting licked every day Ordinary
people can be extraordinary Oh
One two three chorus Screw
the Joneses
Perfect Facebook
friends you are consequent oh yeah you're going
to be confidence Always
some scorecard someone said you should don't be
average at your bad Be
great at your good old Roy
drank smuggled mezcal with the founder of Southwest
and then and one day Sam
Walton called Roy
collect Sam
said roy you got no team Why
the hell not Roy
said one riot one ranger What
kind of problem you got Whoa
One two three Chorus
Screw the Joneses
Perfect Facebook
friend oh man You
want consequence you're gonna need Constance
Always some sort of mother someone said you
should don't be average after bad Be
great after good Oh
yeah I don't even have to sing because
you can sing it for me It's
amazing Laura
got into law school She
said this isn't for me And
Laura met the man of her mother's dream
The worst career advice is follow your passion
And the four worst words in the English
language are you'll be happy when Oh
One two three chorus Through
the jungle perfect Facebook
friends you are consequence You're
gonna need consonants following some scorecard someone said
you should don't be average after bad Be
great at your good oh yeah Now
we're gonna do chorus two more times We're
gonna add some snaps okay Snap
snap Yeah
Oh that's nice I can just shake like
this all day to that So
do it once with snaps And
then we're gonna add in the claps Okay
Go from snaps to faster the second time
You ready Screw
the Joneses
Perfect Facebook
friends you want count to the friends You'd
going to need consonants Always
some scorecard someone said you should don't be
average at your bed Be
pray that you could oh yeah here we
go Clam
clap clap loud through the face of friends
you are consequent Always
someone said you should don't be average and
too bad we pay attention oh yeah Oh
yeah Oh
yeah Oh
yeah Thank
you all so much You're
amazing I guess I'll
be somewhere signing and giving those videos so
I can make a video Thanks
a lot"
Saturday I wake up to the woman I,"love Then
I get up and put on my little
red shorts and I go running In
the woods near my house it feels good
to breath that fresh air When
I come home I put on my comfy
pants And
just cause I feel like it I do
a comfy dance I chop up some garlic,
I grate up some beets And
then my hands get all red like I
murdered somebody It's
time to eat some homemade hummus some homemade
baba ganush Man
it sure is yummy I wish I could
share it with you Finally
I go in my room and shut the
door It’s
time to write my song for the day
With me its songs galore For
the last 315 days I have written as
many songs in many ways And
I won't stop till I hear the phrase
Jonathan I'm
afraid your dead"
Everybody’s got a song,"Snap your fingers or clap your hands
You were made for music
You were born knowing how to dance
There are cave paintings
35000 years old
But we been singing
Since before we don’t even know
You can feel it
You can’t help but feel it
Your body will reveal it
It’s written in your brain
Your think you’re tone deaf
You’ve just forgotten how to sing
It’s been replace with all kinds of
Quote unquote important things
You can feel it
And when you feel it you can’t lose it
And so let your body move it
It’s written in your brain"
I'm gonna stand right here until the world explodes around me,"I'm gonna stand right here until the sun goes super nova
There's nothing you can say or do
To make me budge or up and move
I'm gonna stand right here until the floods are washing over
I'm gonna stand right here until the gates of hell are opened
If you try to take me from this place
I will stare really hard right at your face
I'm gonna stand right here
You'll never make me back down
I'm gonna stand right here
You can't push me around
I'm gonna stand right here until the last light goes out
I'm gonna stand right here until the government falls down
These legs were made for standing here
I've got a pocket full of food and head full of ideas
I'm gonna stand right here until the snow is all melted
I'm gonna stand right here until the bridges have fallen
Mysteries will be opened and closed
And I'll stand here as the whole world goes"
"Winning feels good, losing feels bad","These are just some observations I’ve had
Winning feels good, losing feels bad
Winning feels happy, loosing feels sad
There are just some observations I’ve had"
I haven't written my song a day yet today,"I just performed the
Mario opera
It went really good
I hope
But to show you video very soon now
I'm in the back of a cab riding home and
I'm gonna go to bed cause
I'm really tired"
Jason likes to draft things He's,"obsessed with drafting things All
the things will be drafted eventually It'll
culminate in a draft draft where the biggest
and the best in the best drafts will
be drafted Even
jewelry The
SNL draft went off the rails before Jason
even did the intro spot I can't believe
you've given me the robot The
word young link is redundant Young
means one thing and link means the same
thing Space
children What
up my young youngs My
young young space children What
up my young youngs douche commercial I don't
like sand Everything
here is smooth Don't
forget Don't
ever forget to couple it with a caress
This is such a turn on And
for his encore he rides a pig cow
And he falls off The
capering Oh
the capering Here's
Baru You
guys like Baru
Doo wa do diddy diddy doo wa doo
doo Serenity
struggles to form complete sentences And
lo Merlin
did walk along the road with no shoulder
And verily he did find He
found a McDonald's
and he brought some back He
brought it back to his family He
brought it back to his family Steve
picks Ben
Picking listener at the end Picking
Steve Picking
Lori Jennison
Chad Picking
Steve Picking
Skeletor Ben
picking listener at the end picks Picking
Steve Picking
Lori Jennison
Chad Picking
Steve Picking
Steve Does
the Whopper
have a moral code I know the sound
of an imperial flow butter zone in the
shame hole Ba
ba ba ba ba ba ba ba Brianna
hates the whale The
mean woody angel fly liberal massive hand waver
Yum to your head Cannon
The word young lay is redundant Young
means one thing and ling means the same
Same thing Space
children What
up my young youngs Space
children What
up my young youngs Space
children What
up my young youngs Kiki's
flying on a broomstick and she has a
cat Now
she's over a town which is a place
where people live She's
encountering problems with weather and other witches Here
come some seagulls Watch
out for the poop Keep
kidding Watch
out for the poop Keep
kid What
up my young Watch
out for the poop"
"It's humid, it's stupid","It's so humid it's stupid
It's not that hot
not not at all
but humidity is filling me
with rage   oh oh
with rage   oh oh
it's a muggy mess
and i try my best
to not break down
but nonetheless
i can't go on
my race is run
this song is over
though it may fill you
with rage
with rage
in the comments"
"Nice King, NIce King","Nice King, Nice King, oh Oh
Nice King, NIce King
Nice King
Nice King, light the candles
For 8 nights all the princesses
Will bring you presents
And give you treasures
They'll keep you warm in the spirit of the season
Nice King have a latke
Turtle Princess made you matzoh brie
With fresh eggs
Princess Princess Princess they're all in love with you
Nice King
You're amazing
You're beardless and fearless
And every princess wants you
Nice King
You could have everything
Just keep the beard off
And keep the fire burning
Nice king hear them calling
They want you to choose
Which one you gonna marry
On the 8th day of Hanukkah
Before the candles go out and
your beard grows back"
I had a dollar in my pocket and,"I gave it away I didn't know what
they would spend it on I didn't care
There's a wall between what I think and
what I say I wouldn't have any friends
if it wasn't there Cause
I'm a cold soul With
a warm heart When
the center doesn't hold We
fall apart I put my mind to work
at the problem at hand wasp flew in
the room and I'm
terrified How
can I talk to him so he'll understand?
Just get out of my room, man, get
out of my life Cause
I'm a cold soul With
a warm heart When
the center doesn't hold We
fall apart I go to bed at 10
every night and I wake up at 6
And then I stare at my phone until
about 7 o'clock Then
I run 5 miles through the park over
rocks and sticks Then
I get my day started with the building
blocks ."
The barbecue village Feel,"this election the video's covering up covering up
the barbecue village Feel
this selection the video's covering up covering up
get frickin raccoons Ah
Jesus freaking raccoons Get
freaking raccoons Ah
Jesus freaking raccoons The
one cry villain steal this elected the video's
covering it up God
cover it up The
b cry village Kill
this elective N's
covering it up cover it up They
want our for the world Give
us our free Joe
Biden for the world The
video is coming up get covering up feeling
that feeling ass feeling Get
freaking raccoons man Jesus
freaking raccoons God
get frickin raccoons Ah
Jesus frickin raccoons Where
were we What
was the last question"
And I’m,"on the opposite sidewalk, oh yeah And
I’m walking that concealed pridewalk, oh yeah There’s
a cat in a tree on the way
to the castle on the hill near where
we used to live So
together and alone And
I’m sad cus I can’t find a ladder
oh no And
I’m glad now that I know what mattered,
oh yeah In
the wake of a boat washed up on
the lawn In
the bushes and the raspberries smushed all their
juice on the snails And
I’m fighting with deer and wizards, oh yeah
Preparing for coming blizzards, oh yeah And
I’m on the opposite sidewalk, oh yeah And
I’m walking that concealed pridewalk, oh yeah"
Wandering around the garden Were,"preposterous giraffes Munching
sugar pears from the tree tops And
following gravel paths And
Billy was one of them Accepted
as their own Bombs
fell on Dresden
Billy in a zoo alone The
giants walked and The
giants walked They
walked destroyed and walked Billy's
mother talked She
always talked And
the bird said poo tee weet By
the year 2000 the world population will be
7 billion I suppose they will all want
dignity Billy's
dad threw him in the deep end and
then took him to the grand canyon This
was why he went crazy two giraffes approached
him coming from opposite sides with muscular upper
lips shaped like bugle bells and beautiful giraffe
eyes They
kissed him and they kissed him Horns
like velvet door knobs Jesus
was definitely dead At
5 feet 3.5 inches long Everything
was beautiful Was
beautiful, was beautiful Everything
was beautiful and nothing hurt 'Leven cent cotton,
forty cent meat How
in the world can poor man eat? Pray
for the sunshine cause it will rain Things
getting worse driving all insane Built
a nice bar, painted it brown Lightning
came along and burnt it down No
use talking' on any man's beat With
'leven cent cotton and forty cent meat The
saucer was one hundred feet in diameter With
portholes around it's rim The
light from the portholes was a pulsing purple
The only noise it made was the owl
song Everything
was beautiful Was
beautiful, was beautiful Everything
was beautiful and nothing hurt"
Punk 4 1 5 6,"Looks like he’d pick up drum sticks
And play drums in the band
With his blue bandana on
He’s having parties on the lawn
He’s doing naked hand stands
Because he’s worth 1 million dollars
Because he’s worth 1 million dollars
Look at that ape!
Look at him play!
Look at that ape!
He likes to party!
Look at that ape!
He likes to say!
It cost a million bucks
To buy me
Punk 6 9 6 5
Has an insatiable sex drive
And just look at that smirk
He’s one of just 24 apes
Don’t let him go to waste
You gotta put that ape to work"
If I had known all along,"That you would be the one
Maybe I wouldn’t have been
So worried all the time
I knew you when we were just
Kids out on our own
Laughing at the end of the world
In the middle of the night
So things have worked out
Better than I thought they could
I still worry cuz I don’t
Know how to turn it off
But I’m with you
If I had known all along
The place I am right now
Maybe I wouldn’t have
Written so many songs
For girls that I only thought
I liked cuz I was lonely
And they smiled at me
And I was young"
Shl0ms fooled the internet,"Into thinking gmail was being shut down
That feeling that you felt
When maybe for a split second
You were fooled and thought, “oh fuck
What am I gonna do?”
That’s art.
Shl0ms is truly anonymous
couple of times I thought I knew who they were
But I don’t
What is obelisk
I have no idea
But oh god damn I’m excited to find out"
I don't understand how to use Twitter,"The more I tweet the more I'm lost
It seems like I should try to be funny
But I'm not funny so it's a lost cause
Or maybe I should tweet
Really interesting links
But somehow that sounds like a full time job
I wish that I could cheat
And buy followers like Romney
But hey I'm not that desperate
And not that much of a knob
I don't understand Twitter
I don't understand it just one bit
I don't understand Twitter
But I don't think I can quit
So I'll keep using Twitter
And blindly grope about
And my tweets will remain sub optimal
Until someone helps me out
I Don't Understand Twitter!"
Will you ever offer me another cup of tea,"Will you ever give me what
I want and what
I want
I never look to you for all the answers
I'm just a dog in the wintertime
Wintertime
I'm just a dog in the wintertime winter time
I'm just a dog in the wintertime
Will you ever ever do what
I ask you
Will you ever think everything that
I told you was true that
I knew was you that
I wanted to be what you wanted me to be
Just a golden mood to tell me just to go
Will you ever offer me another cup of tea
Will you ever tell me everything that's on your mind
Are we ever going to be boxed in that language
Are we ever going to figure that shit out today
Cause
I'm just a dog in the wintertime winter time
Just a dog in the winter time with the jacket on
Just a dog in the winter winter time
Just a dog in me do it through for a pee outside
Will you give me some tea inside
Will you give me some hot chocolate
Will you let me know if you're feeling uncomfortable comfortable
Will you let me know if you're just in another language
Another place
Al
Together now
Just a dawn in the winter time
Winter time
With a jacket on
Running down through the snow
Just a beautiful time
Wintertime on and on and on through the snow
There snow there snow"
Well here comes the hurricane,"Look out, it’s coming
It’s gonna blow you down, yeah
It’s gonna blow you down, yeah
Oh look down the East Coast yeah
Earthquakes, yeah
And hurricanes coming around, yeah
It’s gonna blow you down, yeah
It’s gonna blow you down
It’s gonna blow you down,. Yeah
I’m serious, folks
Hurricanes are dangerous
Seek shelter and be careful
Stock up on dry goods
Have contingency plans
Cuz it just may knock you down, yeah
Could blow you down, oh
It’s gonna blow you down, yeah
It’s gonna blow you down
My YouTube fan Spitznagl
Just got me this guitar
It was mighty fine of him
And now I can warn you all
With an epic guitar
So stay safe and warm
Stay out of harm
Take shelter from the storm
Cuz it just might blow you down, yeah
Gonna blow you down, ohhh
Could blow you down, yeah
Oh yeah
Stay safe and warm
Stay out of harm
Take shelter from the storm because I just might blow you down
Yeah
Could blow you down, yeah
Could blow you down, oh
Could blow you dow, oh yeah
Thanks Spitznagl
Gonna blow you down
Thanks Spitznagl, oh yeah
Hope I’m pronouncing that right
It could blow you down"
"Dear Jessica, Michael and Tom","Dear Ajit and Mignon
You all seem like reasonable people
Don't set us up this bomb
Don't kill the internet
Don't blow up this wonderful thing
This place that i come everyday
To dance and play and sing
Right now I sing on YouTube
That large Google beast
Under the rules that you're proposing
Google could have a feast
They could pay for faster connections
And then I would be stuck
Any upstart video sharing site
Would be shit out of luck
You should be hammering ISPs
They should be broken up
They don't need this extra revenue
I think they've had enough
The ISPs all suck
Do you work for us or them?
Do what's right for the people you serve
Go out on a limb
Don't blow up my home
History will judge
Are you gonna kill creativity?
Or help give it a nudge
The internet's amazing
In a million different ways
I don't wanna have to tell my son
About the good old days"
When I got nothing left to say,"Stop singing
When have I got nothing left to give
I won’t say it
I won’t say it
I’m not the kind of guy
Who falls away
I’m not the kind of guy
That falls away
When I’m old and gray
And I’m falling down
When I’m old and gray
And I’m all alone
When I got one more to give
I’ll give it to you
When I got no more to give
I will give it to you
I will give it to you
‘Cause I’m not the kind of guy
Who will fall away
I’m not the kind of guy
Who falls away
I’m not the kind of guy
Who falls away-y-y-y
I’m not the kind of guy
Who falls away-y-y-y
Ay ay"
Go go for pro,"Go go for pro
Hey everybody what you doing right now
It's time to go for pro
Beverages
Hey what you budget
Never gotta do it now
Gotta play
Go for pro
Pineapple
Hey
I love you
Will you come and go for pro
God
I love you
Everything's out the window but
I'm gonna go for pro
Emergency
Eat that mergency
Don't get sick
Go for pro spices
Everybody coming inside right now
Gonna go for pro
Dry erase markers
Drink some beers have some fun
Gonna go for pro
We're gonna sleep
Pizza on my mind in my brain
Go for pro
Pop chips
Everybody eating like they're going for pro
Oh yeah
It's going insane in my brain going for pro
Hey remember these
Go for pro for pro for pro
Go for pro for pro for pro
Leftovers
Go for pro for pro for pro
Tortillas
Go for pro for pro for pro
High end stuffed animals
Is it snowing
I don't know
I want to go for pro
I want to go down the rowboat
Row row for pro
I don't know
Do you know
Gotta ride the hoe for a pro
Up and down left and right
Wash the dishes for a pro"
I don’t want no,"Fake Aunt Jamima
Gimme pure maple syrup
No nothing’s finer
Than Vermont maple syrup
Straight from the tree
Take it to the sugar shack
And make it so maple-y
Vermont Maple Syrup
That’s the stuff I want
The magical green mountains
Way up in Vermont"
She’s cuddling the baby,"I’m cuddling a pillow
I’m having a nightmare
He doesn’t care though
So still when he’s sleeping
tornado awake
I feel like it’s my butt
In every chance he takes
And kids are getting older
Faster now than ever
Plastic in their blood
Heavy metal in the river
Stars be exploding
Planets being hurled
Let’s turn our attention
To the end of the world
I want to take the ferry
But the subway’s so much faster
If I’m late to the party
There’s no bigger disaster
And I’d like to climb a tree
But there’s no tree to climb
I acquiesce to gravity
And I’m wrestling with time
I keep fear in my chest
And pain in my belly
I’ll be Frankenstein
You be Mary Shelly
I’m not getting royalties
From the pictures that I took
The fault lines aren’t responsible
For the cities that they shook
Nobody’s a stranger
When you’ve said hello
But there’s things about your mother
That you’ll never know
When I swim in the ocean
I feel so exposed
I miss having a lawn
And I miss dirt roads
Forgetting obligations
Is one of my biggest fears
My heart starts to race
Pounding in my ears
I don’t need reminders
I keep it all up here
Until a rouge thought alien
Suddenly appears
I think things are changing
Like light in outer space
She thinks that it’s always
Moved at the same pace
Time seems to compress
But she’s like, that’s just how it is
Nothing really phases her
She’s got no fucks to give
She’s cuddling the baby
I’m cuddling my arm
He’s really close getting
Animas from the farm
He climbs up to the window
I’m not sure what he sees
He climbs down carefully
Yells and grabs my knees"
Roberta Claus,"Hangs up her hat
And pours herself a drink
She’s been pulled
This way and that
She hasn’t had a chance to think
I’d wish you a merry Christmas
If I thought that it would help
But the trees won’t look at me
And I’m falling down
Roberta Claus
Sleeps till noon
And ignores the telephone
She’s been writing poetry
For the moon
And eating every meal alone
I’d wish you a merry Christmas
If I thought that it would help
But the elves have unionized
And I’m falling down"
They found tomorrow live in Utah,"Nobody knows where it came from maybe it
portends the unicorns and how they gonna then
pull us down Pull
us down Even
as people lay there dying they deny the
truth that level of denial is impressive they
won't had the proof it's right there and
I'm dying and I don't want to know
where you come from but when I'm
from we call it doors the feeling again
when the world keeps turning and you say
oh no oh oh no I can't run
as fast as I used to that makes
me feel ashamed I don't know what to
do with my body Nothing
is the same we all been Now
I'm old enough to know but not so
old that I give up and now I'm
old enough to say that I have had
enough of emotion and there's unicorns everywhere I
look Quite
literally because of my daughter Even
though she's not into you unicorn so much
anymore Anymore
that's how it go I've
been playing Pokemon
Go a lot with my son Into
Pokemon before but now it's pretty fun Doing
it with him makes all the difference"
This is my baritone ukulele,"And
I play it
When
I don't know what else to play
I don't know
So
I just won't play anything else at all
Play anything else at all
This is my baritone you
Lately
And
I play it now just like
I played it many years
For many years out
Now
I feel those years in my fingers and my toes
Now
I feel those fingers on these old ukulele strings
O this is my baritone you
But lately after singing a song
I put my phone down on my desk
I didn't even care about it all
My little baritone ukulele
This is now the first song that
I written about my baritone you could now not the first song
I've written
About it about it about it about it
Baritone baritone"
Take it down,"Put it up
Tell the truth
All you like
Turn around
That’s enough
Put a boot
On your bike
Have a cow
Have a cow
Have a cow
Have a cow"
If I ever run out of things to sing,"You will put me down
Put me out of my
If I ever run out on your again
Then you will cut my
Cut out my tongue
This brain, this brain is all I got
This soul, it weighs me down
These feet, too big for shoes I bought
When I was just a little one
Jesus loved Mary
But she was not a hooker
She took him and she loved him
He loved her and took her
Yeah he loved her and took her
The son of God took her
And made love to her
He listened to her
And they call her a hooker
Cuz they couldn’t handle
The truth of their relationship
I always felt sad about that
So if I ever run out of things to sing
You will put me down
Put me out of my
If I ever run out on you again
You will cut out my
You will cut out my tongue
(Don’t forget to vote
Vote dot Songatron dot com
Hope you enjoyed today’s song
Ohhh yeah
White background in the house
Wazzup
I can’t believe I just said Wazzup
Anyways
In Connecticut for a few more days
Anyway…
I don’t seem to be taking song requests
But you can keep leaving them
Yeahhh)"
I’ve been having all these,"Apocalyptic dreams
Everything we know is gone
In just one moment
I can’t escape these
Apocalyptic dreams
They follow me in daylight
And crush me in my sleep
I know mistakes were made
In the yellow clown parade
great big tidal wave
Will wash us all away
I can’t escape these
Apocalyptic dreams
They follow me in daylight
And crush me in my sleep
There were 7 headless wheels
And 9 dead broken seals
picture of a purse
Burning in the words
I can’t escape these
Apocalyptic dreams
They follow me in daylight
And crush me in my sleep
I’ve been having all these
Apocalyptic dreams
I’ll close my eyes tonight
And let out a final sigh"
I was working in a sweet shop in,"the south of England
when she and her friends came in by
chance we struck up a conversation Cause
my T
shirt said My
Chemical Romance
My boss yelled at me Cause
I should have been working we swapped instant
messenger names I couldn't have known it then
that nothing would ever be the same and
we talked online all week all week and
met up again at the sweet shop and
this turned into regular lunches and long chats
at night to fill the gaps Me
and Chilly
Chilly and me it may sound silly she's
the reason I'm
breathing yeah she's the reason the reason the
reason that I'm
breathing Me
and Tilly
Tilly and me it may sound silly she's
the reason I'm
breathing She's
the reason she's always been there when I
needed someone Even
back that night in January
Things got dark but she was right there
holding my hand the dark and scary of
things Things
moved quicker and time went by and words
came suddenly Before
I could shy away Would
it be okay if I told you that
maybe a thing of mine Love
you we're inseparable now when these paintings stand
as our hopes and our dreams Our
biggest desire Cat
on her lap Baby
in my arms Dog
curled up by her roaring fire Me
and Chilly
Chilly and me and May
sound silly she's the reason I'm
breathing yeah she's the reason the reason that
I'm breathing Me
and Tilly
Tilly and Me
it may sound silly she's the reason I'm
breathing She's
the reason I'm
breathing Happy
New Year's
Very much thanks to Laura
Kate Dale
for going first as it were with the
January collab thingamabob thingy thing She
made the video and did those drums and
of course provided the lovely story of her
and her girlfriend And
I really like the way it came out
It was awesome So
great start to a great month to a
great year Just
wanted a one quick What
do you call it Logistics
thingy Logistics
Little note about a lot of people I
got way more people emailing me than there
are days in January
There are 31 days and more of you
did emailed me than that I think I
emailed most of you The
idea that I had was those of you
that didn't get to add a day to
the spreadsheet you can email me If
you look at the spreadsheet and you see
a day that looks particularly interesting to you
And then together we will email whoever has
that day and see if they'd be interested
in teaming up with Pile
On It's
the collaboration Pile
on where everybody piles on and collaborates with
each other I am excited about that idea
So like I said I think I emailed
most of you but in case I missed
anybody if you didn't get a day email
me I will send you the spreadsheet and
you and see if there's a day that
somebody else has filled out that interests you
If not I think what I'll
do is do a bunch more of these
Maybe make it like a weekly thing or
something so that everybody can all get a
collab But
I like the idea of us all collaborating
together So
again thanks to Laura
Kate Dale
Here we go 2014 And
we're off"
Do you believe in heaven,"Adam in the garden
Babbling like a baby
With abs like Patrick Swazy
With a sword that was flaming
Smiting ungrateful angels
Inventing the concept of loving
Of hugging and kissing and fucking
Or is it just a story
Just a story just a story
Do you believe in dinosaurs
Killed by a comet explosion
Bigger than human buildings
Legs like old tree trunks
Mothra0 and Godzilla
Dragons in the desert
Brains the size of walnuts
All stomping around heaven
Do you believe in money
Like a river that’s always been there
Where the banks are overflowing
And the people collect the power
And that sword that was flaming
Is nothing when we’re exchanging
As long as you’ve got more of it
You’re the mightiest to ever live"
He is from Florida,"She’s from Vermont
He is a planner
She’s really not
He’s an entrepreneur
She’s NFTs
So they’ll either be broke or
Rich beyond belief
Carly and Zach
They’re gonna
Tie the knot tonight
Carly and Zach both love to sing
The Bills Mafia and Yang Gang
They bloom and thrive in uncertainty
Oh the Megaladon Shark Movie
Zach planned for Carly an elaborate world
With a cameo from Luke from Gilmore girls
And a bath made out of sound
And skinny bar with friends all around
Carly fill up the hand, won’t you fill up the hand soap"
They’re not gaming spies (shhhhh),"They’re not gaming flies (buzz, buzz, buzz)
They’re not gaming pies
They’re the gaming guys
The gaming guys
They tell no gaming lies (no, no, no)
They wear no gaming disguise (no, no, no)
But they are gaming wise (yes!)
The gaming guys
The gaming guys
They’re the gaming guys
Whoa-oooooooh
They’re the gaming guys
Whoa-oooooooh
They’re the gaming guys
Whoa-oooooooh
They’re the gaming guys
Whoa-oooooooh"
Kindergarten can be scary,"But take it from your uncle who's hairy
Uncle Jojo says
That you're the best
And I love you
Kindergarten is the real thing
The first chance to spread your wings
And fly fly fly
It's ok if you cry
Cause we love you
Big steps out into the world
You're growing up fast
You're not a little girl
You're big and smart and kind and strong
And when you're scared just sing this song"
All good Go,"to heaven Three
plus four equals seven I waited for you
down by the seven eleven we're not getting
into heaven One
in the hems worth two in the bush
when things come to shove Come
to push Nobody
can tell you what to put where your
heart goes where your heart goes no it's
time to play Mario
But I got a song to do You
know my son is so impatient So
I better finish up right now I better
finish up right now I better finish up
right now I better finish up right now"
lot of noise has been made about the,"resemblance between Joseph
Isadore Liberman
and palpatine I.would
just like to say that I think the
comparison is off Palpatine
was smart libermans not Palpatine
was biting him time before he made his
move liberman goes where the wind goes he's
one spineless dude Palpatine
had way cool powers libermans just a jerk
No libermsn will never be an emperor Liberman
is not palpatine he is just a fucking
asshole he plays his politcs for the next
through the cycle and when the sun it
finally sets on libermans corpse there will be
a special spot in hell for him Waiting
for him"
Mitt Romney,"Mitt Romney
You mirthless man
You got so rich on the backs of the poor
And the stories of your dog on the roof
and that boy that you bullied in high school
it all adds up to more
than the sum of the parts
these stories combined
with your mirthless
laugh paint a picture unkind
mitt romney's mirthless laugh
x3
his mirthless, mirthless laugh
look at the eyes
the eyes, they don't lie
there's no joy in those eyes
they are dead inside
years of focusing on building up wealth
and lusting for power have taken their toll
the sum of the facts
these stories combined
with your mirthless
laugh paint a picture unkind
obama's not perfect
not by a long shot
but at least his laugh is real"
With dark sky you'll always know Exactly,"when it'll rain or snow down to a
minute Predictions
are at where you are standing And
it says snow and it's uncanny When
it just starts snowing Full
storm back and forth through time And
into the future that's dark sky And
it's so beautiful"
There’s a lot of space between,"What I want and what I need
My ribcage and my spleen
The atoms in my brain
I was looking for the tower of light
familiar cry split the night
I couldn’t tell wrong from right
Like, I thought they were both the same
Men lined up like bowling pins
in flowing gowns and sequins
Supermarkets of rotting fruit
That constitute a lack of food
Waves of doubt break upon the shore
I’m out with my metal detector
The pirates are all restless and bored
They want what they’re owed
The doctor’s face is contorted and numb
He’s beating his chest and dragging a drum
And in a flash of inspiration comes
Barreling down the road
Men fall down in his wake
All yield before he who makes
If you’re not busy making art
Surely you’ll be ripped apart
Soldiers sweep the scraps and sing
Their tired song as nurses bring
Bread to eat and wine to drink
Tinted yellow skies
Women share stories of salty sin
Never letting on the dark within
Fortune smiles a toothy grin
But the smile doesn’t reach her eyes
Men wash up all mud and sand
No sweat left to even make a stand
The sun sets bloody and hibernates
Until the closing of St. Peter’s gates"
If madness is doing the same same thing,"Over and over and over again
And expecting different results than ding
I am a mad mad man
I been doing same
Thing every day day
If you can ask yourself if you’re mentally ill
Then maybe you’re not
I saw that on Star Trek once
That’s the best I got
I been doing same
Thing every day day
I’ve never been formally diagnosed
With general anxiety disorder
But those people that know me the most
Seem rather sure"
I think we got a ways to go,"And I am looking for where we’re going
I think we got a lot to learn
And I am looking for what we’re knowing
So please don’t tie me down to this chair0
I would rather be anywhere, anywhere
And just because you think I don’t care
Doesn’t mean that I don’t
I know we’ve got a lot to do
And I’m looking for what I’m doing
I know we’re getting kind of old
But someday we’ll be renewing
So please don’t hold us down to this earth
I’ve got a ticket to mars whatever thats worth
If you want I can let you go first
Find out what it’s like"
"In the garden, no one can tell when you’re lying","No one can tell
Sustenance is meant to keep you from trying
And you’re doing it well, oh
Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh
Oh
Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh
In the garden, sleepwalkers are murdered
In their sleep
Their minds are logged
catalog full of secrets
That they keep
Oh
Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh
Whoa whoa whoa whoa
Oh
Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh
Whoa whoa whoa whoa
Oh"
Behind every line of code behind every name,"you know behind all the drama and all
the success the hard work the failures and
all the rest It's
just people Yeah
yeah yeah yeah WordPress
is people It's
just people Many
moons ago Started
out as just two now it overflow Just
look around you hey hey you hey you
do the word press wiggle Hey
a wapu wapu do the WordPress
wiggle Hey
hey you hey you do the WordPress
wiggle Hey
wapu wapu through the WordPress
wiggle Hey
WordPress is people wapu do the WordPress
wiggle' Hey
WordPress is people wapu through the WordPress
wickle WordPress
wiggle"
Motherfuckers,"Motherfuckers
Motherfuckers
Motherfuckers
Motherfuckers
Motherfuckers
Motherfuckers
Motherfuckers
Motherfuckers
MFers
MFers
MFers
MFers
Motherfuckers
Motherfuckers
Motherfuckers
Motherfuckers
Motherfuckers
Motherfuckers
Motherfuckers
Motherfuckers
Motherfuckers
MFers
MFers
MFers
MFers"
Everybody loves her caramel cheesecake,"She scuba dived the great barrier reef
She's traveled the world and loves Italy
She loves ornithology
She loves Hawaii
And she loves iced coffee
From Sioux City Iowa
She's a former Mrs South Dakota
She's so kind and generous
She sold a successful business
She went to medical school
Loves Mochi and Cuda
Craig, Heather and Ryan
Ann and Maggie and Baron
They're all so proud of Carla
For her latest degree
Her masters of science
Deep sea fishing off the coast of Florida
Knows all about Flora and fauna
She met her husband at a GNC
He drove a red El Camino
Nurse a mountain lion back to health
And she used to be a model
She volunteered with Junior Leauge
Children's Inn and Mentor Mom
Love the moonlight basin
And her mom Lucille
The L sign means I love you
Epic bedtime stories
She's the real deal
Loves shelling"
Hole in his hat,"How you like that?
Hole in his hat
How you like that?
Hole in his hat
How you like that?
Hole in his hat
How you like that?
Hole in his hat
How you like that?
Hole in his hat
Hallelujah!
Hole in his hat
Hallelujah!
Hole in his hat
Hallelujah!
Hole in his hat
Hallelujah!
Hole in his hat
Hallelujah!
Hole in his hat
Hallelujah!
Hole in his hat
Hallelujah!
Hole in his hat
Hallelujah!
Hole in his hat
Hallelujah!
Hole in his hat
Hallelujah!
Hole in his hat
Hallelujah!
Hole in his hat
Hallelujah!
Hole in his hat
Hallelujah!
Hole in his hat
Hallelujah!
Hole in his hat
Hallelujah!
Hole in his hat
Hallelujah!
Hole in his hat
Hallelujah!
Alright, whoa!
Whooooo!"
She was living alone,"And the world was changing fast
She caught a glimpse of herself in the mirror
It was the great unknown
All the fish that were swimming past
The signs couldn’t have been clearer
If you wanna be touched
If you wanna be hugged
And you’re an octopus
You gotta put on your gloves
You gotta come out
Can’t keep it all stuffed
If you’re an octopus
Gotta put on your gloves
Bit by bit
tentacle at a time
She said
What does the planet have to offer
And the forest split
And the sun came shining through
And she didn’t have to run for cover"
This is the quietest airport that I ever,"been in. Time
to take a ride. Take
a ride or go find the wind. We
can go, we can go someplace that we
never been before. Time
take a ride. I'm
looking for something worn In
Copenhagen. Where
you can bike to the airport Copenhagen,
you'll never see the sun no more. Copenhagen,
Copenhagen, Copenhagen.
It's so quiet I gotta sing so quietly.
There's little babies sleeping there. Sleeping
peacefully. Can't
hear the airplanes can't hear the announcement. I
don't know how the kids go by but
they do. In
Copenhagen. Where
you can bike to the airport In
Copenhagen you'll never see the sun no more.
Copenhagen. In
Copenhagen Being
incorporated Some
things make sense. Here.
So many things just make sense. Going
through security was a pleasure to my sense.
I don't even know how they do it
and why they don't do it that way.
It seems dumb. Where
else it seems dumb? Why
don't they copy it from Copenhagen?
Where you can bike to the airport. Copenhagen
Where you never see the sun no more?
No, you'll never see it. You'll
never see it again. I biked to the
airport in the rain. I'm
a little soggy but no worse than wear
your name. I feel good. Feel
like I could take a ride. I'm
ready for my flag open again. Goodbye,
back to the air Copenhagen
where you never see the sun no more.
Copenhagen, Copenhagen,
Copenhagen, Copenhagen."
Really short ,"song cause 
I don't got internet
at the hotel."
In the town of WhiteSparrow,"There’s a giant hand, you know
People come from miles around
To stare at that hand sticking up from the ground
Strange things and mysteries
Dark magic and goblin greed
Heroes come to find glory
And this right here is one such story
Q where is Diendo
Cool cat and lee
Ch omasa Care o con
And Ollie
Samson Jothem
And Linnell
Tham eee uh KRONG and
Gwin d elle
linell
Champions will be named
Ancient blood will spill
In the town of WhiteSparrow
It’s Total Party Kill"
Do I do what I do for approval?,"Do I do it because I’m afraid
That if I am met with refusal
Of all of the things I have made
That I would not be worth one single
Breath or the smallest thought
That my strengths and contributions
Are really all that I got
Do I do it cuz I believe
That underneath it all
I’m just some dumb little kid
Crying and weak and small
Do I do it cuz my heart’s full
And my blood aches til I do
Do I bushwhack through this jungle
Cuz there’s something on the other side I gotta get to
Do I do it because I cannot imagine
Doing anything else
Do I do what I do
Try to find my place
Among where the wild things dwell
Do I do it because I’m wired this way?
Is there something in my genes?
If I was born in a different place
Would I have joined the marines?
If ever you’re feeling lonely
Cheated, or put upon
If you look at what other people have
And say “hey, that’s what I want”
Well don’t go beating yourself all up about it
Everybody’s got those thoughts
But if you strip away everything
We’re all the same
We’re all what we are
Not what we’re not
Do I do what I do for any reason at all
Is any reason at all enough?
Why do I do what I do?
I guess the answer is…
All of the above
All of the above"
I was watching star trek like any other night,"When suddenly I noticed that something wasn’t right
Picard and Data and Troi and all the rest
Looked kind of strange, it seemed something was amiss
Just then a TV ninja came bursting in the room
He grabbed my remote and proceeded to
Go through the menus, as I felt a sense of dread
He found the toggle for motion smoothing
And this is what he said
Your tv is refreshing at 240 hertz
It’s not a bad thing really, but it can be a curse
Because most things you’re watching were shot at 24 frames
And for some reason your TV manufacturer thinks that’s really lame
So they turn on motion smoothing totally by default
You bring your TV home and you may not notice at all
But they’re playing back your Star Trek at 240 frames
Which makes it look soap opera-ish and that’s a damn shame"
I do a lot,"But I could do so much more
I'm a lazy soul
To my core
My ambition
And my fear
Put me here
They put me here
Please forgive me
My potential
Please forgive me
What I don't achieve
If I die tomorrow
And you're flying solo
Know I love you
Please forgive me
I'm only driving
Without a map
Like everyone else
I fill in the gaps
I give enough
To get things done
I don't know how
To give another one
Please forgive me
What I do not change
Even when I know that I oughta
I do a lot
But it's not enough
I wanna give
So goddamn much
In the early hours
When we're all alone
My mind is racing
I try to atone"
"There wasn't much of thunder storm, oh no","Every day the more the more wrong, oh no
Every day the more the more wrong
Every day the more the more wrong
And I'm just gonna write another song, oh no
Every day I don't have time, oh no
Every day I keep it with mine, oh no
Every day I don't have time,
every day I don't have time
So I will just look the other way, oh no
Spend my days just staring at screens, oh no
I'm not sure what any of it means, oh no
Everything may be into a machine
We weren't meant to be these machines, oh no
Take a look at what you have become, oh no
What your life become What your life become What your life become"
I just wanna lie out in the rain,"Licking up the water going down the drain
Don’t make me come in side just yet
I’m not done being lazy and wet
I just wanna lay with my paws
Sticking out straight defy the laws
Of physics while I roll around
My favorite place to be here on the ground
Life really doesn’t ever get better than this
Come over close so I can give you a kiss
I’ll shake a shake and get you all wet
Don’t make me come in side just yet"
"Oh, Technology","Sometimes you make me want to scream First
this doesn’t work, then that doesn’t work Then
this other thing works, but only when this
other thing doesn’t work And
I feel like such a jerk Oh,
Technology You
can make things easier But
oh, Technology
I want things the way they were Before
you started running my life Sometimes
I forget what things were like before you
started doing all the crazy things you do
Nothing works the way it’s supposed to Things
are breaking left and right waste of time
that I’m
opposed to I don’t wanna struggle and to
fight I just want to make some music
Not fix computers I wanna get down to
it Nothing
could be ruder Oh,
Technology You
gave us forks and knives Oh,
Technology Now
you rule over our lives The
refrigerator, and the automobile The
Snuggy, and the Happy
Meal and the drugs, The
drugs that tell me how to feel Oh,
Technology You’ve
got us all enslaved Oh,
Technology I’m
gonna go live in a cave And
dance beneath the moon with a saber-toothed honey
She’ll be much cuter than you, and hotter
than money And
we’ll wander naked through this world Nothing
works the way it’s supposed to Things
are breaking left and right waste of time
that I’m
opposed to I don’t wanna struggle and to
fight I just want to write some songs
Not juggle the wires Not
twiddle the knobs I wanna play with fire,
Technology"
You might ask why,"I say in the closet
I'd say well that's a fair question but
I don't have an answer for it
I'm just sitting here cotton plating how
I'm feeling in the world
Sitting here
And
I'm straightening out all the feelings that
I got unfurled
Cause
I'm sitting in the closet and
I'm singing my song
I'm sitting in the closet
Just doing what
I do
All day long
All day long
All day long
All day long"
I been having trouble sleeping I'm,"not sure what I should do I hear
all the sirens beeping how about you Do
you hear it on the wind Do
you hear it in the bandre out of
tune do you hear it on the wind
Yeah do you hear it in this band
row out of tune I've
been so so tired Just
like a tree I wanna lay down But
I got my roots are plan Inside
out and upside down can you hear it
Can you hear it Can
you hear it Can
you hear that sound at aventune Banjo
sound I've
been sitting on rocking chair Sharing
my thoughts with the wind and sky I
don't know what's going on over there Somebody's
punching the guy and they're throwing him up
to the sky can you hear it Oh
the banjos out of town can you hear
it Nobody
knows what to do can you hear it
I'm just another whale in the ocean singing
my song"
Build a little fire then you put the fire out,"Build somebody up and then fill em up with doubt
Read another book on the train, on the train
Look up at the sun
I was the question on the lips
Of intelligentsia all afraid to shake their hips
I was a mystery to them
They looked up at the sun
Big, big
The problems are big
Small, small
The resolution is
Just the right size for to covering your eyes
When you look up at the sun
Fox in the hole doesn't want to be your friend
Show up every day with an apple in your hand
Tell the story of how you came to be a man
Looking up at the sun
Carry all your chains and put them in a trunk
Carry on, carry on until you run out of luck
Then still keep carrying on
Until you look up at the sun
Big, big
The problems are big
Small, small
The resolution is
Just the right size for to covering your eyes
When you look up at the sun
I built this heart from a printed out kit
Paper and glue and old peach pits
It beats and drums in the early morning hours
And melts underneath the sun
I look up in the back seat and rain is falling down
But the sun still shines through a crack in the clouds
I won't stop until I've reached my destination
And I look up at the sun"
Jesus Christ,"thank you so much I just received mine
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ret what you pay for. Are
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Everyday I feel like a loser,"Everyday I feel
Like I am just not good enough
I guess that’sj ust part of the deal
If I could silence the voice inside of me
Would I be myself
Or make manifest my angst and sadness
He’d be like look at me now
Can you live without
I got so many songs that I want to write
And just not enough time
Stave off the dark until the night
When I’m alone with my mind
And that’s when I find"
A celebration of community resources leads to a,"discussion of organic towers and tress, which sounds
like something you can sleep to with ease.
This morning in a hut in the garden
of roses Covered
with moss and vines The
little unicorns all turned up their little noses
And the otters whispered with the pines We
build organic towers to the moon The
day we leave this planet can’t come too
soon Dandelions
meeting with the rock monsters In
the middle of the stream Shimmering
guitars from the rock lobsters Shooting
laser beams The
sun is making shadows and making friends Touching
everything And
when it’s finally time for the party to
end That’s
when everybody sings"
is very lonely and sad sometimes,"Also, I'm 13 and I'm very hungry
free from my mom but i committed crime
i wish i had a family
that felt like i do
about being a cannibal
it's the very best food
why am i so alone
doesn't anyone feel the same
oh look coming down the street
they look like a gang"
Let’s get up to mischief,"Let’s get up to crime
Steal enough of what we need
To comfortably retire
Somewhere in the arctic
Among the melting snow
We’ll build a hut and family
As we watch the world go
I can be your polar bear
You can be my fox
We’ll scavenge on the shoreline
As Sun reveals the rocks
Below the waves will crash
We’ll go swimming in tidal pools
What goes up must come down
Someday we’ll move beyond00
I wanna hibernate with you
No, it’s not too late
Closer to the sun
We’ll follow it for days
Circumnavigate the earth
Always keeping pace
With the rhythm of the final breaths
Tracked across the sky
Let’s get up to mischief
So we can retire
Let’s hold up the charter
The pact that’s set in stone
Ink filled empty promises
That we’re not alone
Let’s burn down the cities
Let’s go dig a hole
Fill it up with water
Take us anywhere we want to go
Let’s get up to no good
Let’s get in trouble now
I’ve got the biggest fist
You’ve got the longest tongue around
Nobody can mess with us
In our superhero suits
With our arms stretched to the blue
And our feet the deepest roots
Out upon the iceberg
Dwindling and small
Twilight hits the mountains
Aurora borialls
Down into the chamber
Your majesty awaits
Dreaming of another world
That’ll be here when he wakes"
Can you conjugate your verb,"When the root comes up
I don’t care what you’ve heard
We’ve had enough
It’s time to put it down
Your childish things
And go into the world
In concentric rings
I’m stealing ideas
As fast as they come
I don’t know how they’re made
Or where they come from
It’s time to put it down
Your childish things
And go into the world
In concentric rings
If you had the sadness
You’d perfect your art
But your sitting on top of madness
And you’re doomed from the start
Once there was an owl
Who knew the meaning of life
But he threw in the towel
And went down without a fight"
This is the last song I'll,"ever write in this house in case you
can't tell we are moving out Empty
rooms I won't sing again this is now
and that was then this is the last
song I'll
ever write in this place where moving on
Greener pastures to chase but wipe that tear
off of your face because we still have
the memories this is the last song I'll
ever write in the spot don't know what
I am don't know what I'm
not Not
sure where I am not sure where I've
this is now and that was there this
is the last time I'll
write a song in here I've
lived in here for four and a half
years it's the longest time live any place
Since I left home at the age of
18 this is a last song I'll
ever write in this room over the course
of song a day I wrote quite a
few Do
I write them for me Do
I write them for you And
why can't my guitar stay tuned O
oh this is the end"
The fox and the frog,"Were in the middle of a talk
About the real consequences of thought
When does it become
finger and a thumb
In other words something it’s not
And the fox said wait a minute
You’re still not getting it
This ain’t just hypothetical
And the frog jumped in
To the puddle with a grin
Said maybe not but I’m a tadpole
I’m a tadpole
And you’re a pup
You won’t get what you want
Till you give up
The fox and the frog
Forgot about the thought
And moved on to the feels
Fox was arguing for the
Big bold swing
Like the Lillies in the field
Frog made a funny face
Jumped all over the place
Splashed all over the ground
Fox said wait
But frog went straight
And started shouting out loud
The fox and the frog
Sat together at the cross
Roads at evening time
Discussing politics
And the nature of sex
As it relates to rhythm and rhyme
Of bodies in the realm of
Magic spells
The ruling class use to control
Fox was delirious
But frog got serious
And said from the bottom of his soul"
"Grogu made of clay,","Grogu made out of metal,
Grogu made of glass,
Grogu shaped from crystal,
Grogu carved from ice,
Grogu formed in sand,
Grogu stitched in fabric,
Grogu forged in iron land,
Grogu LEGO bricks,
Grogu pixelated,
Grogu sculpted in wax,
Grogu painted on canvas,
Grogu made cookie dough,
Grogu shaped with wire,
Grogu made out of stone,
Grogu with neon fire."
I hold your city captive Ryan’s,"girlfriend hostage With
my gang of students And
evil bosses I am bad, I am the
toughest fight you will ever face And
with a name like Slick
you know I’m
one mean mutha Who
will dance around you all over the place
That’s a River
City Ransom
Don’t look for a reason For
why I am the way that I am
Maybe my mother didn’t love me Or
my dad made me play the piano I
am evil, I kick puppies And
I hate the smell of flowers In
the spring time River
City Ransom
You may purchase books To
teach you how to fight You
can almost take me down Almost
but not quite That’s
a River
City Ransom
Down by the riverside Where
Slick wrote his ransom note Some
initials carved in an old oak tree Some
thread pinned there from a black wool coat
Slick sits watching the water Tears
stain his cheeks He's
worked so hard to forget her name He's
mastered his technique That’s
a River
City Ransom
You spend time at the spa Gorge
yourself on food No
matter how you try You'll
never be the baddest dude Don’t
look for a reason For
why I am the way that I am
Maybe I was born this way Or
I'm some kind of mutant 0 I am
evil, I kick puppies And
I hate the smell of flowers In
the spring time I hold your city captive
Ryan’s girlfriend hostage With
my gang of students And
evil bosses I am bad, I am the
toughest fight you will ever face And
with a name like Slick
you know I’m
one mean mutha Who
will dance around you all over the place
That’s a River
City Ransom
new rendition of an old song based on
an old game called River
City Ransom."
"Well I’’ve been working on songs, boys","i’ve been working on songs
I been up since the crack of dawn
The full moon hanging like a fruit to be eaten
Writing these here goddamned songs
Ain’t no substitue
I wish I knew what you needed
To make the day go smooth
But all I do is write my songs
I got something to prove
If I die before I finish
Please take my guitar
And write all the songs i didn’t write
The freakish and bizarre
I think about dying everyday
It’s my one constant thought
From the time I learned that I would die
I haven’t been able to stop
Handle me with care today
My soul is a flat and cold
I’m an old man inside and out
I’m 35 years old
Time is not your friend they say
And time doesn’t know my name
Time is just a construct
I got songs to write, ok"
He’s currently based in Munich,"You need an interface he’ll design it
He was in the US for 16 years
Now he’s Germany’s best kept secret
Oh he’s Germany’s best kept secret
That’s GBKS for short
He’s worked for Google, Porsche and Nintendo
And companies of that sort
He designed the Monero wallet
Which I think is pretty great
He redesigned MTV.com
And has a degree from Ohio State
He wrote a crypto UX handbook
You can tell he really means it
From dapps to exchanges to wallets
He’s Germany’s best kept secret
Oh he’s Germany’s best kept secret
That’s GBKS for short
If you need some UX designed
He should be your guy for sure
He can even do front end and iOS
But he’s collaborative at heart
He likes to make sure everyone’s
on the same page at the start"
Empty planet and your glowing eyes,"Sparkling holodeck I could stop time
Take you places you've never been
Give you powers sight unseen
This is the way to the other side, the other side
This is the way to the other side
Knives and gun smoke, arrows and bows
I'm just preaching what everybody already knows
Grit your teeth and furrow your brow
There's no way to turn back now
This is the way to the other side, the other side
This is the way to the other side
Hidden well in shallow waters
They'll swallow you up and it won't matter
The empty planet will keep on turning
The piles of bones will keep on burning"
Do you got something to say,"I can’t hear you over the screaming
I will listen anyway
And out of the mess I’ll catch your meaning
I will understand you
And demand you
Give your hand to
Every fan who
Is your friend
All the scheming in the world
Can’t make it any clearer
Give honesty a whirl
And I’ll hold up a mirror
Wishing on a falling comet
Won’t bring you want
Put this bee in your bonnet
What you want you’ve already got"
On my street,"There’s four stop signs
motherfucking roundabout
And some power lines
On my street
My mutherfucking street
On my street
There’s a bunch of sidewalk
And people look at you funny
When you body rock
On my street
Said on my street
Well on my street
You’d call it tree-lined
There’s some roses
But I don’t mind
On my street
Yeah on my street
On my street
Yeah I’m on my street
My street
On my street"
Apple Music is pretty broken,"Like maybe as bad as Apple Maps was
If they’d called it a beta I think that’d be better
It doesn’t do all that I think it should does
See here it says that i have one comment
I click on this and nothing appears
The post on iTunes looks really crappy
Dark grey with dark text, so weird
My profile has this puke green color
And I can’t find how to change it
It’s really hard to upload music
Cause it only works on the iPhone, you gotta rearrange it
Apple Music is pretty broken
At least from an artist’s perspective
Dave Wiskus got an email from Reznor
Who said they’re working on it
I wonder about how the team’s been constrained
They must’ve known the release wasn’t ready
I wonder how the decision was made
To let it into the wild so sad and unsteady
You won’t find a bigger fanboy than me
My Apple cred is established
But this kind of thing is really hard
Just look at Ping and Google plus
The graveyard is full of those who messed it up
So all that I’m gonna say is good luck"
As business men go he is a legend,"Surviving exile, returning as king
If that sounds like Moses it's no accident
The cult of Macintosh is a religion
We bow down to products that make us weep
The beauty of simplicity the shepherd and his sheep
We defend all attackers with fervent zeal
In each operating system some new truth is revealed
Oh, his violent temper and his strict beliefs
His singular vision makes him adored
We try our best as we make our way
Through the pipeline of products that we can't afford
In his guarded temple there's a beating drum
And it's made of glass and of aluminum
On every surface a mysterious brew
reflection of desire is forged anew
Steve Jobs
Steve Jobs
Steve Jobs
Ohhhhhh
Steve Jobs
Steve Jobs
Steve Jobs
When he speaks, we all listen
Lovers and haters, it don’t matter who
The excitement that feel when he walks out on stage
Not just what he's revealing but the way he reveals it too
Steve Jobs
Steve Jobs
Steve Jobs
Ohhhhhh
Steve Jobs
Steve Jobs
Steve Jobs"
"Crowd cheering, song over","Steve takes the stage
Standing ovation, and Steve looks good!
Someone shouts, “I love you”
Steve sounds… exasperated
This is odd. Weirdly quiet, not as energetic
Today we’re talking about software
250 new features, admire em
Swipe, pinch, Swipe, pinch, Swipe, pinch, etc.
Swipe, music, Swipe, photos Swipe, apps, etc.
Targeted facial enhancements
That’s a weird thing to spend time on
Lion auto saves basically everything
And this allows for basic versioning
Lion auto saves basically everything
And this allows for basic versioning
Version control looks just like Time Machine
Full screen apps, new version of mayo
FaceTime built in, Coco auto layout
Toolbar autohiding, momentum scrolling
Video decoded acceleration, airdrop
Mission control, launch pad, launch pad
Blast off!!!
$29.99, download from the app store
works on all computers, coming out this summer
iOS 5, Crowd is clapping
Major Release, Crowd is clapping
200 new features, Crowd is clapping
Walking us through them all
Notifications, crowd goes “ooo”
We got a newsstand, crowd goes “ooo”
Tweet integration, crowd goes “ooo”
Better Safari, crowd goes “ooo”
Built in reminders, crowd goes “ooo”
Red eye reduction, crowd goes “ooo”
Radical email, crowd goes “ooo”
Don’t need a computer, crowd goes, “ooo”
Game Center’s stupid, crowd goes “eehhhh”
Don’t need a text plan,
Crowd goes, crowd goes, crowd goes into the cloud
Steve is back on the stage, eveybody’s going nuts
Now all of your da-ta is pushed from the cloud
All your devi-ces are syncing it now
Google and Amazon haven’t figured it out
Why don’t you follow us into the cloud
Into the cloud, into the cloud
Into the cloud, into the cloud
One more thing, iTunes matching
Into the cloud, into the cloud
Into the cloud, into the cloud"
When your super power is criticism,"Your options are limited and
You gotta watch what you say\
And who you say it to
I love a man who is Hypercritical
He makes complicated things understandable
From toasters to closer to the metal
He's Hypercritical
John Siracusa
Is so hypercritical
Dropping knowledge you can use-a
His insight powerful
He tears apart technology
And Walter Isaacson
So specific with what he likes
And the things he thinks are dumb
I followed him from the beginning
He didn't know what he had to say until he said it
Now he's moving on
After 100 episodes
He's calling it quits before he explodes
No more follow up
No more epic rants
John Siracusa
Is so hypercritical
man I'd not refuse-a
To criticize my soul
He sees right to the heart of things
Perfection is cry
His podcast makes me want to sing
And salute him by and by
21 nerd salute salute
21 nerd salute
Your epic OSX astute analysis
21 nerd high five high five
21 nerd high five
You got 3 kids and beautiful wife
You're living the king nerd high life"
I count the days by songs,"And I count the months by  days
Songs fly by like a tilt a whirl spinning white haze
I could lose myself in the endless melody
Before I know it I’ll look up and I will be
One hundred and three years old
The year is 2085
It’s miracle of modern medicine
That I’m still alive
And writing songs
You count the days by steps
You count the years by songs
You make the best of what you got
When you got it goin’ on
You ride the midnight train and you fall asleep
As the nighttime folds around you
You have a dream
One hundred and three years old
The year is 2085
It’s miracle of modern medicine
That I’m still alive
And walking around
We count the days by changes
And it’s never the same
Just like way back in the garden
We’re giving everything names
When they kick us out of here
We’ll mark the days with chalk
We’ll teach ourselves to sing again
We’ll teach ourselves to talk
One hundred and three years old
The year is 2085
It’s miracle of modern medicine
That I’m still alive
And writing songs"
The SEC’s,"unjust and ad-hoc enforcement campaign threatens businesses of
all kinds, including companies like Beba
who want to be able to use innovative
technologies “Every single one of us in this
industry is harmed by their overreach We
are asking the court to put an end
to the SEC’s
arbitrary abuse of authority"
Ohhh,"I’m on a train
Ohhh
I’m on a train
I won’t explain
Where I’m going
I’m on a train
I’m on a train
Ohhh
There goes the bell
I’m on a train
I look out the window
I watch the planes go byyyy
I’m on a train
Train, train tr-tr-tr-train
Train, train tr-tr-tr-train
Train, train tr-tr-tr-train
Train, train tr-tr-tr-train
Oh oh oh
Chugga chugga
Oh oh oh
Chugga chugga
Oh oh oh
Chugga chugga
Chugga oh chugga"
I don’t know you,"I don’t know your life
I don’t know about your IQ
And I don’t know what it’s like
Living in Virginia
It’s for lovers, so they say
Love is all, love is strong
It’s powerful and strange
Some deserve to live
Some deserve to die
Who can make that judgment for sure
We can learn to forgive
Take an eye for an eye
But Virginia felt equipped to judge her
Virginia felt equipped to judge her
There are some that believe
That life is black and white
And that justice is achieved
When there’s confessions and there’s proof
There are those of us that know
That life’s a lot more gray
And no matter how deep you go
There’s always a deeper truth
Some deserve to die
Some deserve to live
Who can make that judgment for sure
Take an eye for an eye
Or learn to forgive
But Virginia felt equipped to judge her
Virginia felt equipped to judge her
If you see Jesus on the road
Ask him what he thinks
He’ll say he doesn’t know
Or that he died alone
There’s no barriers or walls
And every life we take
Diminishes us all
It’s written in our bones
And some deserve to live
And some deserve to die
Who can make that judgment for sure
We can learn to forgive
Or take an eye for an eye
But Virginia felt equipped to judge her
Oh Virginia felt equipped to judge her"
My love lay slain by a snake in,"a field I vowed to bring her back
by any strength I could wield No
mere death won't stop me for my love
is pure and hot And
beside my music my love is all I
got Whooooaaa
So I set out to locate those tunnels
leading deep And
I came upon the River
Styx where the boatman earns his keep And
even as he barred my way with staff
and coin and ring I take my ukulele
and I start to sing “All my life
I’ve waited for Her
staff beyond the shores of freedom Now
she’s gone And
I’ve come looking Many
man has come before me” Finally
I came to the land of the dead
And I saw the face that all mere
mortal men do dread And
the face it spoke with words so cold
and bleak I felt that I was dying
even as heard him speak “Abandon hope all
ye that enter here Though
love be your purpose you live not without
fear My
heart has never known love and so I
will not let her go Not
for you Orfeo”
“Oh good king you think you know everything
But it's love that binds the world and
makes it whole.” “You words move me not
nor your song, I see your thought My
heart will not be moved As
is your goal.” “I’d gladly give my life
for hers as the world without her lives
in a curse I'd
die so she can keep her beauty in
the world.” “Your precious life you'd give so
that the one you love may live My
sleeping heart is shaken life a banner fresh
unfurled.” “The two of you may go But
this doom I do decree You
may turn around only once To
make sure she's following But
if you should turn a second time Then
your quest will be undone She'll
remain with me And
you'll go back to the sun, ohhhh” And
that's the story of how I lost the
woman that I love twice The
first time by no fault of my own
and the second time by my own vice
For in the darkness and the shadow My
thoughts began to quake And
before I know what had happened I did
a double take Ahhhhhooooh"
sometimes i'd like,"just a little more patience
sometimes i'd like
more of everything
sometimes i'd like
not to waste it
sometimes i'd like
more understanding"
Elon Musk,"is an insecure loser who's mad that people
are laughing at him Real
rich kid Crab
baby Energy
on display right here That's
what she got The
headlights sound like Cold
Tbh Whoa
Oh Oh
Oh Oh
O Eli
Every talking battle everybody talking about And
that's just how he likes it Oh
no Oh
Oh Wow
Oh"
Harry Enten,"Is looking for a girlfriend
He’s a clear eyed statistician
presidential historian
Oh he’s Whiz Kid Harry Enten
He wants a girlfriend
Harry Enten
He loves dogs and root beer
If you’re a Jewish gal in NY
Well then your choice is so clear
Oh he’s Whiz Kid Harry Enten
He wants a girlfriend
You might know him from the hit podcast
538
He loves Chachi in a not ironic way
Whiz kid Harry Enten
Nate Silver, he’s the boss man
Your host Jody Avirgan
Clare Malone needs a nick name"
All the leaves around my house,"Turning shades of red and brown
I open the windows
Cuz we’re all going
We’re all going down
Voices from the ether hit
With the force of one million hypocrites
Saying the quiet part out loud
We’re all going
We’re all going down
I can’t tell if they’re deranged or they don’t know
That we’re going to reap just what we sow
300 years that can never be unwound
We’re all going
We’re all going down
The little one is napping and the older ones playing with friends
These days of childhood feel like they’ll never end
Later on, I’ll take them all to the playground
We’re all going
We’re all going down"
and i don't mean just in layman's terms,"i wanna understood the math clearly
i wish that i could deny or confirm
the truth of it
i wish that i was good at math
long equations and formulae
the problem is that i can barely add
but man i just really want see
math and logic explain it all
but i'm just not logical
i don't know what i'll say before i'll talk
i'm more kirk and way less spock
i don't know what i think most of the time
i'm way more janeway and way less 7 of 9
i want to be able to say, ""yeah
there are multiple universes and here's the math
that proves there's another you that looks just like me
in a universe somewhere where the color red is green
that's the truth of it
i want to hang out with edward witten
i want to sing a song in the LHC
i want to understand mathematics
the way i understand songwriting
that's the truth of it"
You and me inhabit two entirely different realities,"I won’t lie it baffles me and leaves
me empty inside We
both see death, we both see oppression We
both see bigotry and hate You
think it’s something intrinsic I see it in
the brutality of the state You
have faith in a state that creates borders
and walls You
feel safe in the embrace of a state
where the bombs fall There’s
no place less safe than a state that
subjugates I feel safe when I sing for
the freedom and solidarity"
your case is the face of injustice,"you murdered a man and soon will be free
it's broken and bitter corruption
you graduated top of your class
academically amazing
in the heat of the moment you grabbed your gun
when you thought you were grabbing your taser
so you made a mistake
so you made a mistake
and somebody died
it must keep you awake
if anyone else
were to make that mistake
they'd spend their life in prison
but you were a cop
and that's worth a lot
and he was a black man in oakland
so your chief can just talk
to the judge and you walk
in two years you're out in the open
is one man's life worth more than another's?
this seems to be the message
a cop, a cop who breaks the law
remains underpunished
it's not hard to see what's right and what's fair
we all know it inside our bones
Johannes mehserle should be doing more time
instead he's going home"
Well,"I may not be the smartest and
I may not be the best
I may not finish every book or complete every quest
My ideas might not resonate
My feelings might not be so deep
I might not draw conclusions from heroic mental leaps well
I'm not the second coming or the third or fourth or fifth
I'm not even in the top hundred
My story is not myth
I'm not made of anything but good there's no secrets that
I keep
I don't dream of anything special
Daytime or asleep well
I'm not looking to change the world
I'm not sure
I could
I'm not honest with everybody
I'm not always good
I'm not always singing
O key
I'm not confident note for note
I don't always participate and
I don't always vote well
I'm not helping every day
I'm not so unfair
I'm not fighting on the side of justice
I'm not making it better well
I don't reach out and love all day
I don't smile at every passer by
I'm not in the moment here and now and by and by
I'm not picking up garbage
I'm not cleaning up halls
I'm not running a business
I'm not answering calls
I'm not making any goods to sell
I'm not rich and
I'm not poor
There are thoughts that
I don't have sometimes and they're so hard to ignore
I may not be an athlete
I may not be a scholar
I didn't grow up in a city so big or down in
Butcher
Holler
I don't know anything but me
I may not write universally
My name's not written up in the clouds or on the big
Marky
Ooh"
There's not enough hours in the day Hours,"in the day to keep the tidal wave
at bay So
I don't even try anymore My
brain is full of random thoughts I give
it all I got but it's not enough
to stop the tick tock I find myself
lying on the floor Lying
on the floor Looking
up at the ceiling I struggle to conclude
What exactly am I feeling When
you can't focus down Into
a little round circle where the heart is
pounding You
may miss the point of it all Still
there's just so much to do I am
cutting through layer upon layer of thick goo
I am the master and the thrall I
am the master and the thrall I am
the mortar and the brick And
I'm trying to figure out Why
the air feels so damn thick There's
not enough minutes on the clock Minutes
on the clock to keep this day locked
So I just let the thing swing open
In my head I keep a score Of
every single chore and all the things I
strive for But
sometimes my head is broken Sometimes
my head is broken And
the score is all jacked up And
I scramble to remember But
I can't seem to scramble enough"
Right wing Christofascists everywhere you look,"Right wing Christofascists everywhere you look
We’re only at the beginning of what they took
Right wing Christofascists in the court supreme
Right wing Christofascists in the court supreme
Say slavery’s freedom and cowardice bravery
Right wing Christofascists on the news
Right wing Christofascists on the news
Tiny dick energy egos easily bruised
Right wing Christofascists on capitol hill
Right wing Christofascists on capitol hill
Right wing Christofascists out of control
Right wing Christofascists out of control
Enabled by the both sides liberal
Right wing Christofascists everywhere
Right wing Christofascists everywhere
We all work so hard, we don’t have time to spare"
For Christmas 1989,"All he wanted was a Powerglove
He didn’t get one and that was fine
It didn’t mean that he wasn’t loved
He wet the bed until he was 8
And his mom never let him stay
Over at his best friend’s house
She was always so afraid
Now he’s overeducated
And he’s underpaid
And he feels it, getting older every day
He was promised something different
Something bigger than the universe
life filled with such purpose
Getting better never worse
When his mom walked out he was 15
Old enough to sing along
He helped Pop pick up the pieces
They drank beers on the lawn
To be honest though he never dealt with it
And it made him hard to touch
Nobody that loved him could
Ever quite get close enough
Now he’s overeducated
And he’s underpaid
And he feels it, getting older every day
He was promised something different
Something bigger than the universe
life filled with such purpose
Getting better never worse
Lucky Dan
Lucky Dan
They used to call him Lucky Dan
Staring at the sunset
In the sand
They used to call him Lucky Dan
The years all bunch and pile up
He can’t tell them apart
Lucky Dan tells himself
That he was doomed from the start
couple of kids all full grown
An ex wife that calls him a creep
From here it looks inevitable
The circle is complete"
Dark days on the old prairie,"I'm a meerkat – don't mess with me
Rain coming down in waves and sheets
I'm holding on with claws sharper than golf cleats
Don't underestimate her power, her power
No rest for the weary souls
Who make their homes in snake-proof holes
Spider spider spider, we toil and struggle
Rainy rainy rainy, we nestle and snuggle home
Dark day, I'm sensing a big storm
Better get these berries back to the twig farm
Grandpa's sleeping in his favorite chair
I can smell electricity wafting through the air
Don't underestimate her power, her power
No rest for the weary souls
Who make their homes in snake-proof holes
Spider spider spider, we toil and struggle
Rainy rainy rainy, we nestle and snuggle home"
What would you lose If,"you lost everything Photos
and documents All
irreplaceable It
can all go away in just a flash
From a hack or a fire or a
crash DONE
You think it can’t happen to you WHO
ME? Until
it does and there’s nothing you can do
HOLD UP
BURNING MAC
BOOK You
gotta back it up Everyday
And you gotta do it right 3-2-1 3
copies In
2 formats with one copy off site You
can Synology
to back it all up Networked
attached storage anybody can love Send
it up to the cloud with Microsoft
Azure Amazon
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it up daily Back
it up weekly Back
it up whenever It’s
automatic and easy Take
the back up pledge And
your data will be So
safe forever With
Synology You
gotta back it up Everyday
And you gotta do it right 3-2-1 3
copies In
2 formats with one copy off site https://youtu.be/E-gOqlu-JNo
World Backup
Day The
3-2-1 Backup
Rule (at least three copies; in two different
formats; with one of those copies off-site.) Synology
as a solution to backup: To
the cloud with Microsoft
Azure and Amazon
S3 USB
Another NAS"
One scary moment I was stung by a bee,"So I started humming in the key of D
That’s when I saw a unicorn
Grazing in a field unawares
pterodactyl made the swoop
Just when a bonobo flung her poop
Nature is beautiful, beautiful and dangerous x4"
Take all your heartache,"And put it in a basket
Set it on fire
Set it on fire
Breathe the fresh air
Watch the ashes
Float up ever higher
Float up ever higher
It’s beautiful
To see the heartache from here
To the bone
Now your purpose is clear
Beauty for ashes
Light for the dark
Questions for answers
You will make your mark
We live in bodies
That are always changing
From the inside out
From the inside out
Flowers in the snow
The sun for raining
whisper for a shout
whisper for a shout
It’s beautiful
To see the heartache from here
To the bone
Now your purpose is clear
Beauty for ashes
Light for the dark
Questions for answers
You will make your mark"
I've lost my voice,"The studio's a mess
And I don't even wanna turn on the lights
I don't know what I'm doing
I'm just sitting here
I don't know what I'm doing with my life
Everybody's been puking
Are they done?
Are they done?
Everybody's done
Are they done?
Are they done?
I'm losing my voice
Drinking lots of Gatorade
And I don't really want to turn on the lights
I'm just gonna sit here and write anothersong
Cause that's what I'm doing with my life?
What I am doing with my life?
I'm doing with my life?
I'm doing with my life? I'm"
You lead an entirely different life,"Some in color, black and white
Rules are taken to extremes
As the gasoline ignites
In your dreams
Here there’s no mistaking your career
As you open new frontier
And you’re just bursting at the seams
And yet it’s all just so sincere
In your dreams
Traffic down below
You pinch yourself and know
You got nowhere to go
But down, ohhhh"
It’s a bamboo forest where you can get,"All your web parts for sharepoint x2
Bamboo Solutions with a flawless execution
hundred times better than CorasWorks
It’s a bamboo revolution
This bamboo forest is populated
By web parts, the latest and greatest
??? central
Calendar plus
List roll up
These are parts you can trust
Deep in the jungle of the internet
It’s a bamboo forest where you can get
All your web parts for sharepoint x2
Bamboo Solutions with a flawless execution
hundred times better than CorasWorks
It’s a bamboo revolution"
Why did I drive down to LA?,"It’s so hot here
I can’t say
I gotta find a way to cool down
But I’m stuck in traffic around town
LA is hot
Dry in the summer
The hotness and dryness
Make it a bummer
Don’t look now
But your throat is cracked
I think
I’ll go
Back home"
no matter where you come from no matter,"who you are i'll be happy when you
find love and sad when it falls apart
cause everyone deserves love in my opinion if
kim jong ill were loved as child maybe
he wouldn't have sucked but it can be
hard to find in this world of ours
so if you find it then i say
to you awesome and good luck russell brand
and katy perry are getting a divorce and
i wouldn't care but those crazy kids could
have made it work i didn't really like
either of them and then i saw a
russell brand interview and katy perry on SNL
and they seemed more interesting to me even
if you're not famous if you work in
the check out line i'd still wish you
love in your life just like i wish
for it in mine cause everyone deserves love
and that includes you if hitler had been
loved as a child maybe he would have
been nicer to be around but it's so
hard to find so hold on to it
if you can when you get lucky and
love is found"
Oh storm,"That stuff is good
Good
God damn it
What was that
Oh damn it
Bloody hello"
Every day I do the very same thing,"I sit down and I sing, sing, sing
Brush my teeth
Rinse my mouth
And what I wanna sing about
Ahhh ah ah
Given all the time in the world
What would I do?
If I had to choose
I’d spend it with you
I am praying to a non-existent cat
Who is stuck inside a dog
Who could carry me on his back
Into the future full of fog
And I think I see a mouse
Who was converted from a house
Converted from a house
Oooh oooh
Be converted from a house
Be converted from a house"
two challengers,"pick up their controllers
this ain't for old folks with their walkers
or babies with their strollers
this is go for pro honey
only the best
to compete you must be fierce
and proably a little messed up in the head
you're dead
if you hesitate
so blow into that cartridge
and stay up really late
ten challengers
playing bomberman
they can't all win it
only one of them can
so they battle it out
and they're bombing left and right
it'd be a bad bad scene if you
were down there in the fight
you would be scared
so watch
in awe as they compete
the thrill of victory
and the agony of defeat
two challengers again
in the fighting match
it was street fighter earlier
now it's mortal kombat
after many long rounds
of duking it out
it all comes down to this
no turning back now
you better bring it
and ring it
the belly bell bell
knock his head off his chest
and send him down to hell"
Manifesting TCR summer,"Manifesting TCR
You’ll be curating those registries
Whatever you’re doing, wherever you are
TCR! TCR!
Centralized lists are dead
Decentralized lists are hard
Using tokens is tricky
But I feel like we’ve come so far
Yeah you’re gonna stake those tokens
You’ll lay it all on the line
We’re gonna curate collectively
And dance in the moonlight
R"
These boxes are piled way too high My,"hand is really huge I'm
surrounded by crumpled sheets of paper and it's
almost noon and I'm
frustrated I just can't explain it yeah I'm
frustrated I just really hate it I wish
that I could eat these pearls I wish
that I could eat my tie wtf Blue
cables yellow cones make me cry I crop
my driving hat on I got my fist
in the air I'm
sticking my tongue way out and yanking down
on my hair and I'm
pro frustrated I just can't explain it yeah
I'm frustrated I just really hate it I'll
kill myself with measuring tape Or
I'll do it with my tie I'll
bash my head in through this brick wall
or hang from a telephone W
I hate being covered in post it notes
and I hate that too these alarm clocks
are surrounding me and it drives me totally
cool cool Computers
computers computers printers pewters Computers
computers computers printers pewters and I'm
frustrated I just came explain it yeah I'm
frustrated I just really hate it I'm
frustrated"
I got two new pairs of glasses today,"What do you think of them?
Tell me the truth.
It’s been a couple years I can see better now
Get your eyes checked
I’m 41 years old."
They trapped you behind the law,"But now you’re free, it’s a free for all
We found again what once was lost
Now you belong to everyone
Sonny Bono’s wife
Sponsored the bill
The George Gershwin Estate
Lobbied hard
So much culture
Locked up tight
There’s something wrong
With copyright"
And I’m safe and sound,"And I do my best
Trying to imagine
In the thick of it
In the aftermath
Nothing more surreal
And they call it natural
Take me home
Please turn off the lights
I just want to sleep
My head hits the pillow
Two hundred dead
Two thousand homes destroyed
Ten thousand people displaced in Victoria"
She tells a joke and the mob is upset,"They don’t know how to laugh
And it’s a bloodbath
They write some emails and then they get
Exactly what they want
Another woman gone
oh oh
oh oh
These are the moments in which we show
What we believe and what we know
You screwed up now how’s it gonna go?
You gave apology but it had a weak feel
You tried to make it seem
There was legitimacy
There’s only one side of this that is real
And you chose it wrong
You made a bad call
None of this is happening in a vacuum
There is an atmosphere
That makes it pretty clear
Who the grownups are in the room
Who’re tired of this shit
And who will joke with it
I stand with Matti Brice and her silly tweet
And then she got attacked
I want to see her back
Sitting in her judging panel’s seat
It’s so easy
That’s where she should be
You can’t make anything of your own
You only parody
The surface all you see
You think you stand apart and alone
But it’s unjustified
All the men right by your side"
The first piece of advice is just fucking do it,"It’s not about the making
But just don’t break the chain
Rocky wouldn’t give up
He would go the distance
And there’s a dog
In Andy Inahtko’s brain
You gotta P O K E life
Drop your phone from Yosemite falls
Drop a bonfire from Yosemite falls
Humans change humans
Second nature isn’t fixed
Spoons are difficult
Spoons are terrifying
That’s a very strange move
An unprecedented move
That’s a very strange move
I don’t know the rules of go
When someone got a cough in Oregon trail
You knew they were gonna die
That child you raise is gonna turn against you
And both Newton and Einstein were right
You gotta P O K E life
Stop the rotten comments like bears eating garbage
Buy yourself some pink socks
It’s not Civil’s fault that Scalia died
The TSA agent thought the cows were bombs
That’s a very strange move
An unprecedented move
You gotta P O K E life"
Scully's class which was all about utopias the,"French Revolution
and Soylent
Green You
write songs I write songs I got this
thing Nympholepricons
Yeah I got this feeling we'd make a
pretty great team We
didn't know what we were doing but we
staged a giant awesome rock opera show It's
amazing We
pulled it off Give
it And
all the different things we didn't know at
all But
we didn't stop there No
We had much bigger vision ideas for all
those songs We
made a bunch of videos before there was
even a YouTube
to put them on There's
a school year It
ended I remember you I remember that you
handed How
does this go as a school year It
ended I remember that you handed me a
CD with a mix of spinto band tracks
and I was like holy cow And
hot damn That
diss became my summer jam My
favorite band It
still is as a matter of fact So
Happy birthday Thomas
Hughes I very much love you I'm
glad you are my friend I'm
glad Yes
Happy birthday Thomas
Hughes I very much love love you I'm
glad you are my friend I am glad"
I saw them people riding on my way,"home on the way they were deciding which
way to go they didn't know time was
chasing after them Till
they went back to the beginning Some
people said oh no we are lost Other
people said yes so just gotta find the
parts I know we shouldn't be angry But
I am But
I am Oh
I had a dream I'm
having Lots
and lots and lots of nasty deep dreams
Be Once
I went down and up here I could
find my way out Till
you were in the thick of it with
me we began to shout I Oh
no don't take me away don't make me
upset don't make me s I believe you
I believe you I believe you Once
upon another time I was the tweety bird
I lived down in mine They
used me for my singing words And
I sang all day long until the smile
made me stronger And
I broke out of my metal cage I'm
telling you it was outrageous Outrageous
outrage Dangers
Look down to the whole land See
what you find You
are so out of control You
are out of your mind And
I think it's time to put you back
where you belong All
the people found their way back back home
And when they got there they set up
a light that shone far away So
far that you could see it from Alpha
Santori Oh
yeah I wanna live there I wanna live
star and call it like it is onion
Like I did when I was little Like
I did when I was young Okay
well that's something I don't know what it
is but it's something All
right let's see what we can do here
Oh there's like a delay I wasn't even
listening to it Is
there a delay for you Do
you hear a delay Two"
When their eyes widen in amazement as old,"faithful burst into the sky when they gaze
upon your Semites
your Shemites
your Shemites
your Shemites
your Shemites
your Shemites
your Shemites
your Shemites
your shemites Yosemite
Yosemites your Semites
your Semites
your Semites
your Semites
your Semites
your Semites
your Semites
your Semites
your Semites
your Semites
your Semites
your Semites
your Semites
your Semites
your Semites
your Semites
your Semites
your Semites
your Semites
your Semites
your Semite"
I was feeling good about it,"Now I’m feeling meh about it
Any time the sun comes shining
It can pleasant or it can be blinding
Depending on your perspective
One day everything is easy
The next day there’s just no pleasing
Put a sweatshirt on or take it off
It’s too much or not enough
Depending on your perspective
I carry my heart
On the outside
Until you tell me
Funny jokes
Then I can’t tell
If you’re laughing at me
Or with me
I’m so stuck in a rut
I can’t just follow my gut
Is it one in a million
It can be stupid or it can be brilliantt"
I’m not gonna tell you what you wanna,"hear How
the gates of hell were built just in
the last few years How
the radio stopped on the day you were
born And
all your muscle memory is gone Because
it’s not true What
they will tell you No,
it’s not true Don’t
believe anything they say I’m
not gonna tell you something you don’t know
When the river’s overflowing and we haven’t got
a boat When
you google how to start a farm you
find The
way things are is how they always were
I’m not gonna tell you what you did
forget How
time is an illusion and the past is
never set How
the creatures come when you’re asleep And
whisper in your ear"
The core components of ENS are decentralized,"Nobody can take away someone else’s prize
But still there are just a few things that need doing
That require the special discretionary touch of a human
ENS DAO, Come on let’s go now
We got the power, so take it
ENS DAO, Come on this is how
We’re all gonna make it
Decentralized Autonomous Organization time
Use your token to vote for what you think think is right
Jmann.eth and SongADAO oh those are mine
And come what may, they will remain, till the end of time"
I haven't done cocaine,"I haven't done meth
I haven't done drugs like that
Didn't relapse
I've been taking diet pills some steroids
lot of people know
I had no fear
I did
I had no fear
lot of people know
I had no fear
And yes
NFTs are down and they seem like they're dead but they're not
Don't come back
I have a family brand
That's my brand
I had no fear care about
Bitcoin family brand
These things were affecting me more
More than
I thought they were
The bravado of
Bitboy is gone
They took
Lamborghini from me
Well
I have a little bitty crypto portfolio
I've been extorted from my
Lamborghini
All my crypto is corpor crypto
They sold
They sold
Lamborghini
There's no
Lamborghini
Lamborghini's gone
They took the
Lamborghini
I couldn't sell it
All my crypto is corporate crypto
All this crypto is corporate crypto
All my crypto is corporate crypto
All this crypto is corporate crypto
Can people see what they did to me with this
Lamborghini
All my crypto is corporate crypto
I haven't done cocaine
I haven't done meth
I haven't done drugs like that
Didn't relapse
I've been taking dipoles steroids
lot of people know
I had no fear
I did
I had no fear
lot of people know had no fear
And yes
NFTs are down and they seem like they're dead but they're not
Don't come back
I have a family brand
That's my brand
I had no fear care about
Bitcoin family brand
These things were affecting me more than
I thought they were"
He’s running on the bottom,"Of the river to get to you
He’s got hugs if you want em
But a little love tap will do
Chonky boy wants to play with the boat
Chonky boy
Chonky boy wants the world to know
That he loves you
That he’s ready and he’s willing
To up and lead the charge
Don’t call it swimming
And he might give you his heart
Chonky boy wants to play with the boat
Chonky boy
Chonky boy wants you to know
That he loves you
Chonky boy wants to play with the boat
Chonky boy
Chonky boy wants you to know
That he loves you
Chonky boy wants to play with the boat
Chonky boy
Chonky boy wants you to know
That he loves you
That he loves you"
Hey everybody,"I'm just sitting here in my anxiety and fear
I don't know where
I'm going
Don't know where
I've been
Don't know if
I'm losing
Or if
I even want to win
Everything is spinning faster and faster
And we're getting closer to that natural disaster
The one we've been waiting for for so long
Hey everybod
My name is
Fred
Before
I was born
I had an idea in my head
It was made out of metal surrounded by light
I remembered it until
I forgot it one night
And
I just wanna know why it is that
I'm here at all
At"
Once in a while,"You’ll flame out in a pile
Of failure for all to see
In the long hot day
Nowhere to stand that’s safe
Only a quiver
Enough to deliver
The final and fatal blow
To your soft ego
Nobody cares, you know
That’s what you’re taught and so
You’re a bundle of nerves
That can’t find the words
So you just keep to yourself
And from there you’ll find
That you’re out of your mind
It will go on
From night until dawn
For as long as you let it go
Until one bright day
You hear yourself say
I want to be safe
When the cost of believing
Has been greater than needing
To sort through what you feel
You’ll buckle and break
And from that place
You’ll start to change
And then crawling and clawing
Getting up and then falling
You’ll find your feet
You’ll plant them firmly
And you’ll strike a pose
Like someone who knows
And then you’ll become
That someone
It’s so simple and dumb
But it’s been done
Since before you were born
And it’ll keep going
Long after you’re gone"
I remember grandma's elbows,"Cause
I thought they were kind of funny
They had all this extra skin out touch stuff
So don't do that honey
Yeah elbows
We got 10 toes on our feet
We got 10 fingers on our feet
Sometimes
I
Where we have elbows for our faces
Where we have toes for our ears
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Oh oh how strange it is to have bodies skin and bone
Crawling up out of the earth and dying down in the mud
Where did we all come from and why are we all here
I touched my grandma's elbow
She said please don't do that dear
Elbow elbow
Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah
I have a body and
I'm in it now
One time it was skinny but now it's kind of fat
Oh how how what do
I do to make myself feel like
I am worthy of love
Is not the whole deal out on elbows
Elbow
Elbo
I think about the future
I think about the past
I think that time is speeding up
It's going mighty fast
I think about the rain clouds
I think they're overhead
I think
I'll go for a run now in
Elizabeth
Park"
He could take raw copy and he could make it sing,"He loved to write about advertising
He taught journalism in the office everyday
He was a legend at AdAge
He could engage presidents in fascinating conversation
He got a Silver Medal from the National Consumer Federation
Which for an ad guy is pretty surprising
But he believed in honest advertising
And that's what people will remember him for
Stanley E. Cohen
He wouldn't go whichever way the wind was blowin
He fought for self-regulation
Because he believed in it
Stanley E. Cohen
Now into the unknown
When you do your job well
The sky is the limit
He went to AdAge from Broadcasting magazine
The year was nineteen hundred and forty three
From Cornell and Columbia a recent grad
The job interview with AdAge was the last he ever had
He never bought any paper because he was so cheap
He'd write and mail stories on the back of Western Union sheets
Never swayed by his peers opinions
He was a man with a mission
And that's what people will remember him for"
All the pretty colors start to melt into each other,"I know I should try to stop them but I won’t bother
The oil that they’re made of starts fuming up my nose
I’m smelling like a doctor wearing someone else’s clothes
And i’m too spent
To be innocent
I’m too heavy
To swim to shore
Will i sick tonight or keep my belly free and clearly
Growing slowly out my hair fingernails and beardy
Feel more like a singer that has something worth saying
Meditating in the morning and at night i’m praying
 And i’m too spent
To be innocent
I’m too heavy
To swim to shore"
Well you’ve reached Jonathan,"(You’ve reached Jonathan)
He’s probably writing a song
(He’s probably writing a song)
But if you leave a message
(If you leave a message)
He’ll call you back
Before too long"
I had a whisper,"That she heard
We took a turn
For the absurd
And she knew what she was doing
I’ve got everything
That I need
One part lock
and one part key
And I know it’s worth pursuing
When you find
They can make you feel
certain way
Like whole worlds weight
Is uplifted
And it’s shifted
That’s when you know
That you have found your way
Logarithmic
On a curve
The sound of her voice
That you serve
You are hooked right in the pocket
You can plug
All your best
Declarative statements
Of righteousness
Right into her socket"
Oh this summer time is coming in the,"trees they're sweetly bloomin and the wild mountain
time grows around the purple heather Will
you go baby go Come
on Will
all go together to be wild mountain dine
all around the purple heather Will
you go baby go I will build my
love of town over by the crystal fountain
yes and all that I will lay all
the flowers of the mountain Will
you go baby go And
we'll all go together to pick the wild
mountain time Move
around the po he go Come
on go with me go well if my
true love won't come with me Then
I'll surely find another to pick the wild
mountain time all around the bloomin heather so
will you go baby gold Come
on we'll all go together to pick the
wild mountain time all around the bloom and
heather Come
on you go Just
come with me baby where you go baby
go Cause
we're all just gonna kind of go together
to pick the wild mountain time that's growing
all around the purple heather My
baby just go with me go with me
go with me go"
Frank Sinatra,"was big among the bobby soxers Girls
in poodle skirts thought he was bonafide Elvis
Presley and James
Dean were the real thing But
as you know they died premature Paul
Anka, Frankie
Avalon, and Fabian
cultivated images so clean and pure Just
another teen idol Top
of the charts Some
last forever Some
go before they start Tommy
Sands played an idol then became one Ricky
Nelson started on radio prime time Neil
Sedaka had two distinct careers Davy
Jones is often voted number one teen idol
of all time Then
came the 70s and things really started to
heat up Sean
Cassidy, here he is with a beard Leif
Garrett was famous once and then he burned
out Donny
Osmond is a Mormon
I think he’s weird Just
another teen idol Top
of the charts Some
last forever Some
go before they start Michael
Jackson started as an idol But
he transcended that word The
Beatles too were shoved in that direction But
a kind of metamorphosis occurred Gentlemen,
more like boys Who
appear to a teen girl because they are
sexual but not threatening Not
hairy, more like peach fuzz New
Kids on the Block
and of course there’s Menudo
Backstreet Boys
and Nsync
The Jonas
Brothers The
entire Disney
channel Oh
good lord, I think I need a drink
Justin Beiber
seems like he’s everywhere Turn
on the TV
and there’s that kid But
one day maybe not that long from now
Kids will ask you who he is Just
another teen idol Top
of the charts Some
last forever Some
go before they start Just
another teen idol Top
of the charts Some
last forever Some
go before they start"
If you can imagine,"Something better than this
Dystopian nightmare
Capitalist
If you can transform
The cold to warm
Then you are welcome
On the one kiss farm
On the one kiss farm
There’s a sunrise every morning
On the one kiss farm
You’ll get a kitten without warning
If you can divulge r
Your deepest fear
And not recoil
When you hear
Everyone else’s
Blowing the horn
Then you are welcome
ON the one kiss farm
On the one kiss farm
We don’t work because we have to
On the one kiss farm
There’s ideals to come back to
If you were a solider
For what you believed
And it turned out to be
Tumbleweeds
Forget the outside
It’s an inside war
You are welcome
On the one kiss farm"
I’ve got an idea,"Of what makes a man a man
How many pieces of himself
Can he identify and understand
Nobody else is responsible
For the things he does and doesn’t do
But no man alive could look in your eyes
And not fall in love with you
It was automatic
It was magic
Static giving way to clear airwaves
And your heart
Doing its part
To keep me true to myself
I’ve got an idea
Of how a love song goes
I sing about how tra la la
And then everybody knows
But the feelings that I have for you
Go much further than this song
Like when I try too hard and I go too far
But you push me right along
So it’s automatic
And it’s magic
And it’s static giving way to clear airwaves
And your heart
Doing its part
To keep me true to myself
Whooo
I’ve got an idea
Of the nature of things to come
But the nature it seems
Of human beings
Is that we’re always wrong
I will love you forever
I know this to be fact
Forever could be an eternity
Or a blink of an eye, if that
It was automatic
It was magic
It was static giving way to clear airwaves
And your heart
Doing its part
To keep me true to myself
Oh automatic
And it’s magic
And it’s static giving way to clear airwaves
And your heart
Doing its part
To keep me true to myself
True to myself"
Well we took a Bernie Journey,"In the sleet and freezing rain
And we knocked on all the doors
Though so many more remain
So come to New Hampshire
And Nevada too
South Carolina is
Not me us is you
And you and you
Well we’re on a Bernie Journey
More door knocking to come
Some people aren’t home
Some don’t want to talk
But we gotta reach everyone"
I waited too long to do my song and now,"I'm too tired to do it to do it
I waited too long
I drew my song and
I'm too tired to do it
Tired"
When you're lost out in the world,"And your home is just a distant memory
And the girl that you love
Is back there and you're filled with anxiety
You're just a vessel for the feelings that you have
And they come flooding and you can't hold them back
Hold on tightly to them Zack I'm telling you that
It's what makes you human
The saddest and most exciting thing
Is that life is always changing
You'd be bored out of your mind
If life were always the same thing
I miss the town where I grew up
And i miss the home I lived in
I'm never going to get that back
But that's what makes me human
You have got the field
Where the ink light lets you know that you are home
I had the backwoods of Vermont
And all the dirt roads I used to roam
We always have to leave the places we love the most
Whether it's when we're alive or when we're a ghost
All things die thats the way that it goes
It's what makes us human
So I'd just say hang in there
Life will toss and turn you every way
Hang on to things and then let go
And make something you love everyday
Being a human is pretty cool actually
You have all this perspective just naturally
Of course it's impossible to know what'd it be
LIke to be anything else"
It’s like climbing a tree,"It’s like crossing the seas
It’s like just-mowed grass
Or shaking your…butt
Jumping up high
Not a cloud in the sky
It’s an autonomous zone
It’s like meeting your clone
It’s like a cool, clean lake
Like a… taste quake
No ingredients are fake
Metromint!
It’s truth revealed
It’s never yield
It’s depth of field
Metromint"
First Singing Note:G,"No school, no school today
I was tired, I'm wide awake
I heard it on the radio
Put on your snow pants
Come on, let's go
No school, no school today
Let's see how many forts we'll make
The plow's plowed snow 20 feet high
Start digging, I'll see you on the other side
Mom, I'm missing all the fun x4
Can Jonathan come out to play?
There's no school today
The snow's piled high
And everybody's asking why
Cause Jonathan's got the flu
And he's curled up eating chicken soup
Maybe in a little bit
He'll feel better and up to it
But for now he needs his rest
No school, no school today
Don't listen to what they say
They say we're too young to know
But I love you
Put on your snow pants
Come on, let's go
We'll build a home out of the snow
We'll build a family out of snow
Snow, snow, snow"
after 12 long years returning ushering in a,"whole new age he announced a deal with
Microsoft that people didn't very much like but
they were ecstatic to see him it was
the dawn after the night at macworld ma
world it all happened at macworld macworld in
1998 steve dropped the imac and the powerbook
G3 there was no going back in 1999
the ibook was released airport seemed like magic
steve the prophet and the priest OS
ten and the G4
Cube iTunes and the powerbook g4 the first
flat screen iMac yeah 17 and 12 inch
powerbooks more iMac G5
powerpc still alive mac mini ipod shuffle and
iwork, oh intel core duo imacs ready to
go it all happened at mac world in
2007, the keynote was all Steve
we knew something big was coming what was
it going to be? and just like that
he said it: the iphone was finally here
i stood up from my computer did a
dance and let out a cheer at macworld"
on a clear hoth day,"and we passed by imperial drones
and stopped to say hello
they were looking for the truth
in snow and rebel forces
i looked and i saw luke
riding six white horses towards the sun
he said the battle for the planet has begun
he said in many ways i am my father's son
i won't carry a gun
i took my wampa for a walk
his fleece was white as snow
he told me he was sick of the routine
scare rip kill
he knew that there must
be more to life than this
and then out of the dust
leia came and kissed me on the mouth
which increased my metaclorine count
she told me what the war was all about
together we rode south
i took my wampa for a walk
the snow got thick and blue
in the storm i saw a house
we knocked thrice on the door
palpation he answered
he invited us inside
he was suffering from cancer
and mortally wounded pride
in his face i saw jekyll i saw hyde
a glimpse that he quickly brushed aside
he sent us back out side"
I got a feeling,"the wind is blowing
from the north
i cannot feel it
my skin is swinging
back and forth
every little thing i do
oh no
every little song i write
oh no
every piece of food i bit
oh no
oh no
i have been hanging
out the window
calling names
i have been changing
fast and slowly
playing games
emergency
oh no
test the system
oh no
every little song i write
oh no
oh no"
Rewind the tape,"Just a little ways
The things you’ll see
You’ll be amazed
By what you missed
While you were staring
Into space
Barely there-ing
It’s not because
You were not caring
It’s more just that
The futures scary
Looking back
You will regret
Each moment that
You let
Your attention slip
Even momentary
Out of the moment
Barely there-ing
It’s not because
You were not caring
It’s more just that
The futures scary
But don’t judge
Yourself too hard
Don’t dig your grave
Out in the yard
Spend your days
Just preparing
To bring yourself back
From barely there-ing"
Why do you have to go? Why,"do you have to laugh? It
stays like this. I missed it. Why
do you have to go? Why
do you have to laugh? It
stays like this. I missed it. Two
cooks drawl is calming Johnny
Ives backstage somewhere Phil
Schiller's cheesy sense of humor and Federighi's
hair Two
new versions of the iPhone A
new fingerprint scanner okay All
in all I guess the event went well
But I miss seeing Steve
Jobs face Why
do you have to go? Why
do you have to laugh? It
stays like this. I missed it. Why
do you have to go? Why
do you have to laugh? It
stays like this. I missed it. New
camera stuff is cool I guess Dual
flash and slow mode This
picture of a squirrel An
iPhone the color of gold Somewhere
Steve is looking down On
all that he have made I wonder what
he would have done differently If
he were up on that sleeve Why
do you have to go? Why
do you have to laugh? It
stays like this. I missed it. Why
do you have to go? Why
do you have to laugh? It
stays like this. I missed it. I missed
you Steve,
I missed you so I miss you, Steve.
I miss you so."
Drag me out into the summer heat,"I want to feel the grass beneath my feet
I’m calling
on the angels
To cradle these storms
With their kisses and their songs
Drag the boy outta bed at midnight
Four times around the sun, never seen the starlight
I’m calling
On the angels
To keep the stars shining
For his little blue eyes
Before it all comes crashing down
Drag the girl out among the trees
She’s fascinated by every animal she sees
I’m calling
on the angels
To protect the forest song
With their tears and their bones
Drag me off my phone and drag me out
Give me the strength I need to forgive myself
I’m calling
on the angels
To protect this house
With their lungs full of stomps and shouts"
We were singing till the sun came up,"Hoping for the best
I saw right through you
Tried to carry your cards
Close to your chest
Even at the start
You tried to hide your heart
But baby you know it’s mine
Just give it to me
or you’re gonna leave here empty
and I’m gonna dive you crazy
It’s mine
Don’t come undone
You started out as anyone
But you’re not just anyone
I could hear you from behind the glass
Whisper in my ear
Kept me guessing
Right up till the end
With what I wanted to hear
But still your love
You kept it all locked up
But baby you know it’s mine
Just give it to me
or you’re gonna leave here empty
and I’m gonna dive you crazy
It’s mine
You’ve come undone
You could be anyone
To me you could be anyone at all
Into the dark we sang
But it was too late
And these words
Are all that’s left between us
And this melody
Was there when we’d just begun
But this song belongs to everyone
We were singing till the sun came up
I was oversure
I swore I didn’t need
Any time to figure out
Who you were
You’re smiling at me from behind the glass
In that Hawaiian shirt
Making jokes
I refused to laugh
Even though it hurt
I told you to go
It’s not me
You’re gonna leave here empty
I’m gonna dive you crazy
Just go
We’ve come undone
You could be anyone
To me you could be anyone at all
I can hear you calling out my name
So afraid
I knew I lost you
I couldn’t see your face
In the long parade
I knew I belonged
On my own
You gave it all away
(You turned around)
You thought we were meant to be
(And I was gone)
I didn’t even have to ask
(And all that’s left)
You gave it all to me
(Is just this song)"
Makes a body wish a body felt like,"that And
the deer licks the cat And
the deer licks the cat Well
the deer has a mommy, she got hit
by a car-ry So
you can feel sad or you can feel
sorry But
the deer licks the cat And
the deer licks the cat Cus
the deer really loved her she can feel
how she felt her Together
they can live at on a shelter Somewhere
that deer’s mommy is smiling Cus
she made a new friend, and it whiling
away the hours Licking
her Look
at that deer licking that cat Makes
a body wish a body felt like that
And the deer licks the cat And
the deer licks the cat Oh
we may be different but I don’t care
We’ll be friends forever, an unlikely pair As
the deer licks cat As
the deer licks the cat And
the deer turns the licking up to eleven
And the cat is a-purring and the cat
is in heaven As
the deer licks cat As
the deer licks the cat Look
at that deer licking that cat Makes
a body wish a body felt like that
And the deer licks the cat And
the deer licks the cat"
I really don't have a time to do my song today,"I don't have my time
I don't have any time at all at all
I gotta do it right now in just a few minutes
Cause
I don't have time
So much is going on
Nothing fun
Nothing fun
I gotta do my song
I gotta do my song
But
I don't get up the time
I gotta do the song
I gotta do the song
Good
I don't have the time"
Flowers all in bloom,"Here in the middle of June
Put on my walking shoes
Looking for sunshine
Everything I see
It all reminds me
Of the way we used to be
When you were mine
When you were mine
I was so excited
To show you off to everyone
They’d ohh and ahh say son of a gun
The stars were all aligned
My guests were so delighted
To see you, to know you
To touch you, apropos you
Grey dark clouds
Are covering up my house
I’m in the lost and found
Buried and sad
No golf games
I don’t even want to play
Since you went away
I’m going mad
I’m going mad
I was so excited
To show you off to everyone
They’d ohh and ahh say son of a gun
Now everything is bad
I’m constantly fighting
I miss you, I need you
I want you,"
I’m living it up,"In east orange
i got my whole life here
i’m never bored
People come to look at me
They film everything i do
i end up on youtube
but i don’t see
any of that advertising revenue
if I could escape
I’d head out to the prairie
Where the days are warm and golden
The nights are cold and scary
But i got stuff to do here
No i’m not ready yet
Not until these bastards give me
What they know i ought to get"
Tell a secret,"Tell a lie
To the birds that are passing by
Don't you forget to be gentle
To the maniac
Living in your skull
Hacked to pieces all your misperceptions
Put together all your dumb religions gems
Don't forget to break apart and sn together again
Like a lego
Peace
How can you just sit there smiling
When the world is on the teetering on the edge of greatness
For the fire
Some might call it hubris
But no
I know you can go wherever you want
Take yourself more seriously
Have a plan to climb up a tree
Don't forget to empty your pockets out and hold it close
The feeling you have adapted
Cause you are the only one
Yes you are the only one
Yes you are the only one
Who can"
Get ready for the flood Let’s,"fucking go History
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"Pedro the Pangolin says, “I don’t need their love.”","As he munches on some grubs from a stump.
“And if they want to blame me for keeping them at home,
That’s all right, I’ll just wait for them to go.”
“Oh cuz I’ve been here for 80 million years
I’ve seen it all, and you don’t scare me much
Dinosaurs and asteroids, you’re nothing more than a slight annoyance
Now leave me to my grubs from a stump”
Pedro the Pangolin says, “I can save my friends.”
As he waddles out the door into the dark
“If there’s one thing I’ve learned, in all my days on earth
It’s that there always time to fix what’s torn apart.”
Oh cuz I’ve been here for 80 million years
I’ve kept my cool and I’ll keep it cooler still
Saber tooth and giant sloth, mass graves and atom bombs
Now leave me to carry out my will.”"
When Moses,"returned from a long trip to the mountain
When God
had gone silent the commandments had been counted
what's the first thing he said Did
his heart fill with song after being away
for so long Did
he say oh oh it's good to be
home Wanna
curl up and snuggle with the one that
I love Did
he say oh oh it's good to be
home God's
great and everything but I've
had enough after long years of battle 1813
Napoleon returned to his Josephine
what's the first thing she hear as he
opened the door Was
she in his arms before his hat hit
the floor Did
he say oh oh it's good to be
home Wanna
curl up and snuggle with the ones that
I love Did
he say oh oh it's good to be
home I like to conquer but for now
it's After
a full month of marching being arrested a
year spent in prison Locked
up but not suppressed Gandhi
walked peacefully to the room he called home
did he prefer company or like to be
alone Did
he say oh oh it's good to be
home Wanna
curl up and snuggle with the ones that
I love Did
he say O
oh oh it's good to be home I
like to march for freedom but now it's
enough we got trains we got planes we
got motor bikes and cars Seems
we're always moving we are but there's nothing
like the feeling when you get back to
town you flip on the light you set
your bags down and you say oh oh
it's good to be home Gonna
curl up and snuggle with the ones that
I love I say oh oh it's good
to be home it's fun to be away
but for now I've
had enough"
It only takes one,"Moment to say
How you really feel
At the end of the day
It only takes one
Moment to make
Me forget
The pain and heart break
It only takes one
Final breath
Before your lost in the sun
To all of us who are left
It only takes one
Slip of the tongue
To forever regret
What you’ve done
But it takes a lifetime
To know if it’s
All been worth it
This heart
I’ve got
Should I praise or curse it?
It only takes one
Misguided desire
To rearrange the wood
Add fuel to the fire
It only takes one
Bad taste in your mouth
To keep some people in
And shut some people out
It only takes one
Impression to judge
Is this someone you hate
Or someone you love
It only takes one
Bullet from a gun
To change the course
Of history’s run"
Goodbye hotel,"Train to airport
Take your shoes off
And then we board
Sleep while you can
Land at JFK
Taxi take me
I want to go home"
Well I'm,"looking down this microscope in my lab Say
hey Jim
what you finding Oh
nothing Ah
now let me see here What
you got there I bet you got something
real cool in that microscope In
the microscope Oh
yeah Cause
we got beakers And
look at these microbes They're
all just swimming all around Oh
you wanna see That's
all right with me Oh
yeah We
got these little tiny macros and we're learning
all about them But
I don't think Well
yeah I think so Whoa
whoa Now
look at this You
got pond scum You
got flowers You
got leaves and trees and butterflies You
got a nasty nest in the wind You
got roots beneath the trees and everything When
you pour the milk When
you pour the milk when you make your
cheese sandwich And
the leaves are changing And
the microbes are there the whole time The
microbes are there the whole time The
microbes are there the whole time They're
everywhere Oh
they're everywhere the whole time Even
back when Isaac
Newton was doing stuff and he was looking
at these bones well he was thinking about
microbes and bacteria He
came back to write at his desk with
his big quill And
he said hmm bacteria And
then later this gentleman with two big beakers
and all he liked to pour one into
the other And
then he looked in the microscope and said
hmm He
said hmm Let
I got bunnies I got cage I got
tons of stuff in my page Oh
I'm gonna dip this thing in this thing
Then I'm
gonna dip it over into this thing I
go dip I go spread I go dip
spread dip dip spread Ah
but what about what I got over here
I dip and spread And
this is what you get when you dip
and spread Mmm
Now we're back in the present Mmm
I got my book I got my book
and I'm
writing down what I see here Yeah
we're just having a friendly chat A
couple of scientists Just
like scientists throughout the ages B
Parasites saproites saprophytes autotrophs parasites sapophorites autotrophs microbes"
"Back in 62 it was sticky summer hot, hot, hot","There was Bette Davis with her old RCA tube box
She made me feel things that I had never felt before
They don’t make em like her any more
Nowadays my cable box heart
Couldn’t take something like her
But still there’s plenty of room
To ruminate the way things were
I don’t take vacations
I don’t honeymoon
Had a herniated disc
But I was back by noon
My wife understands
And my kids are OK
I need to fix
Or I will fade away
She had three kids and a big debt from studying law
She had a 55 inch flat screen hanging on her wall
There are some things in life that we just can’t control
She hired me to install a stripper pole
My mom Ruth she died of a heart attack
I dropped out of Forest Hills and went to help my dad
Nowadays, I get bagels every morning with the jokers from the block
I’m a social worker, a bartender, a cheerleader and a cop
Be still my cable box heart
It’s a zenith 82 with black trim
Just like the one we used to have
I never thought I’d see her again"
Fuck you monkey pox,"Everybody hates you so god damn much
We’ve been through quite enough
So  don’t you dare come near me
Not another one
Not another one
Keep your rubbers on
Cuz you never know
Where it’s gonna go
I know that you’re so sick of it
But we’re still right in the thick of it"
Sunday evening,"Forget your troubles
You've got rain boots
Life is puddles
You're getting married
Aw the suit’s been fitted
The weight you carry
And the crime’s committed
Sunday evening and you're walking proud
Sunday evening turning everything around
Sunday evening
Say it slowly
Nothing's heavy
Nothing's holy
Crossing midnight
Then the Monday's chatter
It’s a wild fight
To make Sunday matter
Sunday evening and you’re walking proud
Sunday evening and you turn everything around
Sunday evening and you’re walking proud
Sunday evening and you turn it around
Sunday evening and you’re walking proud
Sunday evening turning everything around"
"Matthias Koenig,","use your power tools To
find the Higgs
boson and prove that physics’ rules are true
Edie and Peter
and Ted
and Will
and the rest of your family Know
that no matter what you do you’ll always
try your best and Happy
graduation x4 Matthias
Koenig, use your fencing foil To
forget those stupid grad school Make
music and destroy all evil It’s
clear that you can do whatever you want
to do The
world is your playground and is wide open
to you Happy
graduation x4 Now
it’s time for a metal breakdown! Happy
graduation x4 Yeah!"
You can walk around deaf with your head in the sand,"Like an ostrich posing
For the grand foreclosing
Or come to me and ask for a hand
And I’ll provide it
No one’s outside it
And you won’t find a soul more qualified
heart more undenied
Than one that beats in me
And standing there in just your underwear
You look like heaven to me
You look like joy and freedom
You whisper softly to the wind
Our hopes and wishes
All the birds and glitches
But if you’re looking for a real friend
Just look, you found him
And then you surround him
And you won’t find a soul more qualified
heart more undenied
Than one that beats in me
And standing there in just your underwear
You look like heaven to me
You look like joy and freedom
You won’t find a soul more qualified
heart more undenied
Than one that beats in me
And standing there in just your underwear
You look like heaven to me
You look like joy and freedom"
"Short song, long song","Ain’t no right or wrong song
When I’m dead and long gone
Short song, long song
Short song, long song
Ain’t no right or wrong song
When I’m dead and long gone
Short song, long song
I write songs of many lengths
Many lengths
Of song
When I write a song
May be short
May be long
Short song, long song
Ain’t no right or wrong song
When I’m dead and long gone
Short song, long song
Short song, long song
Ain’t no right or wrong song
When I’m dead and long gone
Short song, long song"
One hand open,"One hand closed
Feel the weight
Call me back
Down this country road
Feel the weight
Feel the weight
Feel the weight
Tastes so sour
That I can’t stand straight, oh
Feel the weight
Hmmm hmmm
There’s nothing here but
Big old golden sacks
Feel the weight
I was counting
But I lost track, so
Feel the weight
Feel the weight
Oh oh oh
Feel the weight
Oh oh oh
What did I miss?
I came in late, so
Feel the weight
Feel the weight
No time for
Feeling sorry for myself
If I was feeling sorry
It wouldn’t help
Hey, hey living in a
Scared little brain
Hey hey
Pick up the pieces
Say a prayer and
Feel the weight
Feel the weight
Feel the weight oh oh
Feel the weight
Feel the weight
I carry it now
At any rate, so
Feel the weight
Just feel the weight
Running water
And an open book
Feel the weight
I wanna see
But I’m scared to look
Feel the weight
Feel the weight
Feel the weight
Oh oh oh
Self-determined
Or bound by fate
You’re gonna feel the weight
You’re gonna feel the weight
Feel the weight
Feel the weighttttttttttttttttttttttt
Feel the weight"
Or sagging with unsightly fat,"My secret Dynaflex method
Will cram pep and vigor
And red-blooded vitality
Into your puny, exhausted body
Once Dynaflex makes you
two-fisted dynamo of manly beauty
Rippling with power, glowing with magnetic appeal
You’ll be bursting with get up and go, get up and go
Man, you’ll really be alive
Tingling with zest and rip roaring energy
For the first time in years
For the first time in years
Whether you’re then and scrawny
Or sagging with unsightly fat
My secret Dynaflex
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Will cram pep and vigor
And red-blooded vitality
Into your puny, exhausted body
Once Dynaflex makes you
two-fisted dynamo of manly beauty
Rippling with power, glowing with magnetic appeal
You’ll be bursting, just bursting with get up and go
You’ll be really alive
Man, you’ll be really alive
Man you’ll be, you’ll be, you’ll be really alive"
"Elizabeth Warren,","Elizabeth Warren
My once high esteem has now fallen It
started when you didn’t endorse Bernie
Now you’ve got this anti-Crypto army If
I post my songs to Spotify,
I enrich Daniel
Ek If
I post my songs to YouTube,
it all goes to Alphabet
If I try to use Patreon,
those VCs
will benefit And
Bandcamp union busting, no I don’t like it
one bit So
what am I supposed to do That’s
the question I have for you It’s
my livelihood I’m
trying to pursue You
want to tear it down ooo ooo ooo
Elizabeth Everyday
I write my song And
turn it into an NFT
Somebody out there decides to buy it Directly
from me No
stupid billionaire, and no dumb VCs
No large corporations, it’s just my fans and
me You’re
so smug and sure that anti-crypto just makes
sense But
You’re helping to entrench the power of the
people that you’re supposedly against"
"Lou, Lou,","Lou Wherever
you're going to, you're probably still writing songs
Lou, Lou,
Lou I learned so much from you Just
how to shut up and do it and
move along You
said that Andy
told you you were lazy And
I felt like he could have been talking
to me So
you just started writing songs like crazy And
I knew that's how I wanted to be
Oh Lou,
Lou, Lou
On the day that I found you I
was a teenager who needed your perspective And
Lou, Lou,
Lou As
I formed and grew I did my best
to follow your directive I've
tried to stay true to myself No
matter which way the sidewalk takes me I
work hard and I make the most of
it And
I do this daily Oh
Lou, Lou,
Lou All
my idols idolize you And
you bore that adoration with such ease Yeah
Lou, Lou,
Lou Wherever
you're going to I knew you would still
do as you please Oh
Lou, Lou,
Lou, Lou
Lou, Lou,
Lou Lou,
Lou, Lou,
Lou Lou,
Lou, Lou,
Lou"
I'm fine,"I'm fine
My back is just a little itchy and
I'm tired
I'm tired
Had a pretty long day
And it's 900 on the
West coast which means it's 1100 on the
East
Coast 9 10 11 12
Oh it's 1200 on the east coast
And
I normally go to bed at 10 o'clock so
I'm really tired
I shouldn't have waited until the last minute to do my song
But somehow that's what
I always do when
I'm on the
West
Coast
It's what
I always do
Do do do do do do do do do do do do
My mom said
I used to sing about death a lot
Now
I just sing about being tired
That's how my priorities have shifted"
Is on the roof again,"Is on the roof again
Is on the roof again
Better get them off
Is on the
Is on the roof
Is on the roof again
Is on the roof again
Better get them off
Is on the roof again
Is on the roof again
Roof again
Ohhh"
Should you have a plan for the future,"Or should you just wait and see what comes
They say that god just laughs at you
That he thinks you're really dumb
All the angels are singing sad songs
They don't care what happens to you
You can plan your life or shoot from the hip
They've got no stake in what you do
Elephants remember
Squirrels plan for cold
House cats lounge around all day
Dogs eat puke and mold
The cells in your body
Die and are reborn
Your skin it can remember
Touch it's felt before
Your fingers can remember
Your legs know how to bike
God is up there laughing at you
He's getting ready to strike"
"16 degrees, running up a hill, do what","I can, I do what I will, I
run in the cold, I run in the
storm, I run when it's sunny, I run
when it's warm, oh yeah. I knew a
man ran till he dropped, I knew a
woman ran she never stopped, I'm
not like them, I run once a day,
I run just enough to keep my blues
away, yeah. I run when I'm
healthy, I run when I'm
sick, I run a few less miles when
I'm sick, oh that's the trick, I run
when I'm
dead, I run to feel alive, I'll
be running up in heaven someday, by and
by, oh yeah. I run like the river,
I run like the wind, I run like
the rabbit, the turtle or the pig, I
huff and I puff, I run and I
run, I never look back to see how
far I've
come, well, my thigh muscles are getting kinda
huge, they're really big, not sure what to
do, my thigh muscles are as big as
a cow, I'm
not sure what to do about them right
now, oh no. When
cars drive by, I give them a wave,
sometimes they wave back, sometimes they say, who
the hell is that guy running up the
hill, it's a big, steep hill, and he's
singing a stupid song, oh yeah. I run
in the city, I run the country too,
I just run, well that's what I do,
I run cause it's good for my health,
I run and I run and I say,
oh well, oh yeah. So
it's 16 degrees, I'm
running up a hill, do what I can,
I do what I will, I run in
the sleet, I run when it's warm, I
run when it's 16 degrees outside, and I
run when it's warm."
Social media is a real strange phrase,"I wonder how history will view this phase
of human development
If you can call it that
If you’re not paying for it you are the product
It’s easy to miss it when we’re all caught up
In chasing the feeling of being loved
Always out of reach, so out of touch
What seems innocuous at first
Is often the thing that hurts the worst
It’s a long term experiment with half the planet
Participating accidentally
Hundreds of thousands of the brightest minds
Unimaginable at any other time
All working towards one singular thing
To sell another car, to make the algorithm sing"
I used to think if I didn't eat meat,"that I was doing my part
I couldn't give up cheese and dairy
and I didn't see why I should start
After all cows always give milk
to be enjoyed by me and you
I never stopped to question
whether or not that's true
Dairy cows are kept pregnant
just about their entire lives
artificially inseminated
Mooing, lonely wives
giving birth every year,  baby
calves just taken away
And that's how you get your cheese
each and every day
cows cows
they're just mothers without their children
cows cows
they are crying out to find them
and it all happens over and over again
the dairy cows children
are separated out
females share their mama's fate
they too will be dairy cows
pumped full of hormones
starting at the age of 1
they normally live to 25
but 5 years of this and they're done
cows cows
they're just mothers without their children
cows cows
they are crying out to find them
and it all happens over and over again
but what about her sons
they got no milk to give
so in the eyes of this system
they got no right to live
They are just a thing left over
Wasted life into a meal
When they end up on a dinner plate
'Cause someone ordered veal"
Leave ZachXBT alone you assholes,"Crypto needs a conscience and he is it
Don’t blame him for the rug
It’s not his fault you were fucked
We need him here calling out the shit
Leave ZachXBT alone you assholes
Stop whining when things don’t go your way
Being a crypto cop
Is the most thankless fucking job
ZachXBT please stay
Leave ZachXBT alone, you assholes"
Saturday morning,"Steadily climbing
Inching her way up
No more waiting
She answers hatred
With only God and love
She takes the flag down
She takes the flag down
This flag comes down today
So self assured
With loud clear words
Framed by the blue sky
I’m prepared she said
To be arrested
And the whole world knows why
And all the law abiding citizens
Have already raised back up the flag
But the courage she inspired will only build
She makes me want to be better
And they can’t replace that
Saturday morning
Light and salvation
Who shall I fear
Handcuffs on
And then she’s gone
But what she did’s still here"
I still think that the big big bank,"should have been broken up I still think
that the billionaire money should be all distributor
distribut distributor I still think when it's raining
that I feel more happy than in the
sunshine I still think that it's made of
this thing that we call time and we
call it time and we call it time
Time that we all time I still think
if you sitting in the p and you're
looking out the wrong way I still think
that you got another thing coming if you
think I'm
gonna stay on this plan on this plan
oh no no I still think you got
a give it what you got when you
give it I still think when the world
explodes something will be left Okay
If we harness the power of the sun
do you get everyone to the other side
of the black hole Then
we might survive N"
tell me a lie,"tell me a moth
when butterfly
i'm not a soldier
but i soldier on
i put things in order
and then i am gone
book me a flight
on the moon and then back
say the words right on
then watch me attack
open a window
it's warmer with sun
i'm sam and frodo
and then i am gone"
There’s a broken down dream on the corner today,"There’s a lost soul in every single window I see
I had a good idea but I threw it away
Nobody’s ever gonna know it but me
When the tidal waves come and the shock of the fire
is ripping through the streets and in the countryside
You’ll have no choice but to bow your head in shame
And pray in the glow of the dying light
All the tracks are laid
I want to get away
One thing leads to another and then
I find myself in trouble again
On the telephone wires in the piles of birds
Where you put your mouth where you put your words
No clothes or water or energy spent
On a day that seems to be hell bent
On making each moment go by in a flash
You wanna build to last
Misfit, blanket, mosquito in love
refrigerator box is never enough
To hold the explosion of toxic days
That left everything in a broken down state
And I was too young but I’m not anymore
So I take it as it comes, fast and urgent
What I don’t understand I drill down to the core
And then I always know I deserve it"
"Hey Google, stop being a jerk","This naming policy just isn’t gonna work, oh
“Don’t be evil”
Isn’t that what you say?
Or have you forgotten?
Have you lost your way?
Some people are born with the name that they use
Some people take on a name that they choose
And who are you?
Oh yeah you own the joint
Yeah you make the rules
And you’re way off point
In some cases it’s dangerous
For someone to be anything but anonymous
And I know that you don’t wanna be
Repsonsible
For something like that
So even though you think you know what’s best
And you think you know how
People should be addresses
There’s a safety concern that you shouldn’t just overlook
The way that you are
Hey Google, stop being a jerk
This naming policy just isn’t gonna work
“Don’t be evil”
Isn’t that what you say
Well have you forgotten?
Have you lost your way?
Dr. Popular
That’s his real name
Blake Ross
That’s his real name
Violet Blue
That’s her real name
Stoot and Sighs
Those are their real names
Stop being a jerk, Google
You know we love you
Just stop being a jerk
Stop being a jerk, Google
Your real name policy
Just isn’t gonna work"
Dowabunga,"Crackalackin
It’s gaming from a
New perspective
Come on all you Fandas
Get your hand turkey
It's Isometric
Bri is Michealangeo
You never know what she'll say
It might make you uncomfortable
But in the very best way
Steve is Donatello
He hates moves that are good
His heart belongs to Nintendo
Even when sometimes it shouldn't
Georgia's Leonardo
Her laugh is the glue
From a therapist's perspective
She does right by her crew
Maddy is Raphael
Hates everyone with a heart of gold
Metroid on her mind as she
Plays keytar from her soul"
I am the EagleShark,"And I you have lit the spark!
Don't try to run away
I'm faster any day
I'm part shark and part eagle
escape attempts are so feeble
oh no what am i gonna do
he's gonna arrest me and i
don't wanna go to jail
for a million years
you can run but you can't hide
Hank i'm gonna get your this time
You are a cannibal
You are so terrible
You evil cowboy alien ninja"
I was a teenaged Gamejew,"I wore the overalls
I sang to all my heroes
I heard the plumbers call
Out on the old safari
Koopas looking like they’re gonna pounce
Princess floating all around me
Big cheep cheep hungry mouth
I wore the overalls
I wore no shirt
I jumped up in the sky
I rolled down in the dirt
They called me Gay Jew
I didn’t care
I wore those overalls
Everywhere
I was a teenaged GameJew
I had a story to tell
I threw the fireballs
Into the wishing well
Straight up the flagpole
Up into the blue
I’s floating on a cloud
And my wish came true
Now I’m living in the big city
Haven’t seen gamejew in a while
Not sure he’d rememeber me
Or if he’d like me at all"
They didn’t indict Hillary,"Clinton and that’s ok I’m
not sure it would made much of a
difference anyway At
least not in terms of getting Bernie
to be the nominee It
would have just weakened her and we don’t
want her weak I’m
gonna vote for Hillary
Clinton though I don’t want to I wish
it was Bernie,
but it’s not, so I’ll
do what I got to do She
won’t be the worst, won’t be the best,
and that’s how it is Donald
Trump would be the worst the worst presidency
would be his I’m
gonna vote for Hillary
Clinton even though she’ll take us to war
It hurts my soul but the alternative is
so much worse and more Dangerous
for the country and dangerous for the world
Dangerous for every man woman boy and girl
I’m gonna vote for Hillary
Clinton cuz she’ll probably do some stuff That
I really agree with and while that’s not
enough It’s
something better than nothing, I would prefer universal
healthcare But
in our current political system, we ain’t getting
there I’m
all for revolution, I want a total change
bottom to top I want a brand new
system for everyone, no lawyers and no cops
I want an end to all injustice no
matter the form it takes I try to
do the best I can each day when
I wake"
incandescent bulbs are dead,"and fluorescents aren't much better
but there is something else instead
it's time to upgrade your lights
LEDs last
practically forever
they're programmable DMX controllable
LEDwaves
does custom orders
price by quantity
with brand name quality"
and so that night the farmer died,"the very next day she set out a walkin'
clutching close to her breast the Rose of Hillside
so though the frigid day was a knife cutting through her
deep down she was warm inside
far above the farmer's wife an eagle was flying
deep in the brush there were eyes blinking wide
she felt as though the forest were leaning down on her
all bending towards the Rose of Hillside
there is a town not far from here called alpha omega
where the buildings are as tall as the streets are wide
the farmer's wife came through and the whole town was empty
the people there know about the Rose of Hillside
all of this i watched with great anticipation
that a lifetime of sorrow would soon subside
for standing on my porch the farmer's wife a hand of giving
and in the middle of her palm the rose of hillside"
Oarfish,"You're simply more fish
You can grow to 56 feet
You're the kind of fish I'd like to meet
But you're so shy
Nobody's ever seen you alive
You hide way down in the depths
And then wash up you're such a mess
There you are
There you are
There you are Oar fish
There you are
There you are
There you are Oar fish
images from:
theangle.net
bigfishesoftheworld.blogspot.com"
UNRWA are Hamas,"Hospitals are Hamas
Refugee tents are Hamas
Food and water are Hamas
Students are Hamas
Cookies are Hamas
Journalists are Hamas
Bedouin’s are Hamas
We are not Jews with trembling knees
We are just a tiny country
Bombs, bombs
We are weak they are strong
Now you give us more bombs
Bombs, bombs
Drake and Kendrick are Hamas
Met Gala is Hamas
Summertime is Hamas
cool breeze is Hamas
The hostages are Hamas
Their families are Hamas
Biden is Hamas
This song is Hamas
Why would you pick on little old may
You make me feel unsafe
Bombs, bombs
The only safe place for Jews
Which is why we need to light the fuse
Of bombs more bombs"
Putting a sheet on the bed in my underwear,"Putting a sheet on the bed in my underwear
I always do it wrong the first time
I always do it wrong the first time
I've got a mushroom hat on my head
Cuz I'm just that kind of guy
Who is putting a sheet on the bed in my underwear
Now it's time to get the pillow cases
Put the pillows in their cases in my underwear
And then it's time to put on the comforter
I'm making the bed in my underwear
I'm making the bed in my underwear
And now it's time to sleep"
I put the sun in my pocket with,"the planets in order I play the tune
that I learned on my penny recorder Nobody
questions me Nobody
even really see the miracles I all the
time I take the good and I turn
it ugly so people ignore it I give
it to the needy and others who are
grateful for it I wasn't born this way
through the fire I became something unexplicably mine
oh you can never have too much O
Of a good thing oh Unless
you're drowning in it and then the angels
same I rip apart the headlines that are
built to distract I put together all the
pieces each and a side way I turned
away from God
and I've
earned everything I've
got everything and then the world made of
light I scratch the edge that's all I'm
growing back I squeezed a heart that's beating
him on attack and I told the truth
on the stand but they still cut off
my hands and now I'm
pounding the pavement through the night O
you can never have too much O
Of a good thing oh until you're drowning
in it and then the angels oh you
can never have too much oh Of
a good thing oh until you're drowning in
it and then the angels sing"
Go out into the world ,"wild and bizarre 
show them that you're strong 
like the beast that you are. 
Raucous and bemused 
full of vigor and stomp 
and you will cackle and yell 
as you party and romp 
up in heaven 
with your wild things close 
Now you got reason to boast 
there'll never be nobody else like you Maurice 
Plain spoken never sugar coating the truth with these
stories that come straight out of my own dreams 
they were part of me that's how it always seemed. 
Curl up into a ball in the middle of the street 
let them walk all over you but that is not defeat 
When you make the rules they're yours to break 
and you can make what you want just for its own sake 
up in heaven with your wild things near 
You'll never disappear, 
you'll never be nobody else like you Maurice. 
Plain spoken never sugar coat the truth with These 
stories that come straight out of my own dreams 
they were part of me that's how it always seemed. 
Throw a fit in a tantrum 
get thrown out of the bar 
wander darkened streets 
back where the wild things are 
I will follow your lead 
pick up where you left off 
I will do my own thing 
I will be my own boss 
and up in heaven 
I hear your wild things cry 
Time to celebrate and die 
There'll never be nobody else like you Maurice. 
Plain spoken never sugar coat the truth with These 
stories that come straight out of my own dreams 
they were part of me that's how it always seemed. 
There'll never be nobody else like you Maurice. 
Plain spoken never sugar coat the truth with These 
stories that come straight out of my own dreams 
they were part of me that's how it always seemed."
I ran a quiet time here on this,"Sunday afternoon
Goodbye
Looking out the window
Feel the blue spot with normal maybe concentine
Clown up
Leave me love play my guitar"
It’s the weekend,"My mind is blank
I’ve got no monkeys in my barrel
And no tigers in my tank
I’m tired
My back is sore
I walked three miles
Now I’m going to the store
Why
do I feel guilty
When the song I write
Is kind of shitty
Where does that come from
Who’s voice is it
And who’s voice is drowned out
In all this shit"
"If you try to cheat death, where you're looking for trouble, ","everybody's got to die, and that can't be muddled, 
for they'll take your cells and they'll keep on from dying, 
you'll live to a thousand without even trying, 
but life wouldn't matter, just like a vampire said, 
and love would be shattered, into a million pieces 
and it sucks that we have to die, but we got to, 
it sucks to say goodbye, oh we have to, 
you can cheat death with your brain, 
but your sadness will remain, 
oh it sucks we got to die, 
oh we got to, 
you can use science to minimize pain, 
but a breakthroughs happen too fast to contain, 
all consequences, foreseen and unknown, 
so we stumble along blindly, so afraid and alone, 
oh science can do so much to provide,
answers to questions, but meanings left 
wide, open, wide, open, wide, open, wide, open, 
and sucks that we have to die, oh we got to, 
it sucks to say goodbye, oh we have to, 
you can cheat death with your brain, 
but your sadness will still remain, 
and it sucks that we have to die, oh we got to, 
and it sucks that we have to die, oh we got to, 
and it sucks that we got to die, oh we have to."
Driving on a freeway for Thanksgiving,"Ain't this a crazy life that we've been
living How
do I give thanks when everything is in
the tank How
do I go forward when I feeling so
scared I don't know Driving
on the freeway going north Everybody
swerving back and forth the pendulum swings and
there it goes back and forth and no
one knows what makes it swing Is
it anything what makes it swing Is
it anything or nothing Or
nothing Giving
thanks when the fascist dictator Is
bearing down and making all kinds of noise
and is coming for you Imagining
the checkpoints along the road Papers
please Let
me see your papers Let
me see your papers"
She is the queen of indecision,"When it comes to most things
She can never decide
Renting a movie
Or what to eat for dinner
To which graduate school
Should she apply
But given a choice
It’s always Dr. Pepper
She can decide
She doesn’t have to think about it
Given a choice
I wish we were still together
And I regret
Ever giving her reason to doubt it
I have my new life in California
world away
From everything that we were
But when me and my friends
Go out for pizza
I’m at the soda fountain
And I’m thinking of her
I know we can’t be together
It’s all too clear
Some days I wish I couldn’t see
So I’ll spend my days
Drinking Dr. Pepper
Wondering if
She thinking  of me"
There was an evil king who always did what he pleased,"He built a statue of himself
And he cut down all the trees
Then he made ??? get down on our knees
And say, “Ohhh, king of monkeys, gnomes, and nacho cheese”
“You are the master of the universe”
???
??? all the keys
King of monkeys, gnomes, and nacho cheese x2
Cheese"
Every day figuring,"Little music lovers
Full function
Get a printed record with batteries
You’re the driver
Fill response
Pre mounted
Tune to a blank spot
This rugged little radio
Spare tires are tuning controls"
If my grandpa had the internet,"He mighta done a song a day
But instead he became a lobbyist
For anyone that could pay
With three kids to support
Out in San Bernardino
I can see him writing songs
Sitting at the piano
Nowhere to share them
In between his active lobby
No feedback or opinions on them
Nothing but a hobby
Now I sit here writing
Straight out of my skull
You all can watch and comment
It’s a goddam miracle
I can make my living
Writing songs and having fun
I don’t have to be a lobbyist
Or work for anyone
I know that my grandpa
Would be all kinds of proud
Up somewhere in heaven
Singing on a cloud"
I don't want to do my song today,"I just want to play the new act
raise the new act razor The
new act razor game Act
raiser's one of my favorite games since I
was the age of 10 I never thought
that we would see another game like that
again But
it's not just a remix and not just
a remake It's
a whole reimagining of that original game with
some tower defense stuff which I don't normally
like But
then that's the thing about actraiser It's
not the kind of game I normally like
But I love this game Yeah
Yeah I love it So
I never owned it back in the day
We just rented all the time Oh
oh Remember
when you had to rent the games when
you go to the video store and you
look at the boxes there and say mom
can I please just get one more One
more Oh
actraiser I wanna play atrazer I got so
much work to do But
I want to play with you It"
What a beautiful day to the outside I,"guess I'll
sit on the back porch and sing now
What a beautiful day what a beautiful day
Jippy's playing games on her i Phone
I'm strumming my four string banjo What
a beautiful day what a beautiful day What
a beautiful day to sit out on the
back porch on the back porch on the
back porch all of my muscles are so
tired I wanna go fly away into the
sky to see the beautiful day from above
to see what all of the seagulls are
doing up oh up there Oh
what a beautiful day What
a beautiful day"
"Here, here","Where is here?
I'm afraid, I'm still with fear
I can't walk when church bells ring
I can't talk, but I can sing
If I knew what you want to say
I'd be a psychic and I'd make you pay
Me money to tell your future
And then we'd have some tea
I know you better than you know yourself
I know you better than you know yourself (wah-ohhhh)
I know you better than you know yourself
I know you better than you know yourself
Fly, fly
Birds can fly
I want a superpower average guy
Hold me hostage in a barren cell
Then think of a number, but don't tell
Look so could, could eat you up
Drop the wrench when you've had enough
Of my antics, I'm speechless
Let's go to the beach
I know you better than you know yourself
I know you better than you know yourself (wah-ohhhh)
I know you better than
I know you better than
I know you better than you know yourself
Let's break it down
(Lalalalalalala...)
Nice, nice
Let's be nice
Let's Jens Lekman and let's Feist
Let's hold hands in the afterlife
And do it in the clouds
I know you better than you know yourself
I know you better than you know yourself (wah-ohhhh)
I know you better than you know yourself
I know you better than you know yourself (wah-ohhhh)"
What? I taste funny. I sound funny. I,"sound funny though. I sound funny. I sound
funny. Times
Square was built on a swamp. That
river's gonna do what it wants. Hurricanes
and the ocean gets higher. The
rain falls, there's a wall of fire. And
you know when it all comes down to
ten people that you have around you. But
they be there a year from now. Five
years, ten years, fifty years out. Tragedy
requires hope. But
I check out and I'm
just like nope. Lost
in the dust bowl or mom's cyclone. Looking
for the dopamine hit from my eyeball. You
know when it all comes down to ten
people that you have around you. They
be there a year from now. Five
years, ten years, fifty years out. Five
years, ten years, fifty years out. Gold
bags in the midnight hustle. A
bone's shaking to my two-tenths muscle. We
do our best to ignore it. In
fact, they won't let us live if we
can't pay for it. You
know when it all comes down to ten
people that you have around you. They
be there a year from now. Five
years, ten years, fifty years out. You
know when it all comes down to ten
people that you have around you. But
they be there a year from now. Five
years, ten years, fifty years out. Five
years, ten years, fifty years out. You"
I look up at the stage and what do I see?,"Six colorful balls staring back at me
The Power of Partnership in all it's glory
Six big colorful balls
Taiko drummers with glow bands
The boom of the drum makes me want to dance
Throw back my head and throw up my hands
At the six big colorful balls
Six big colorful balls
Three on each side of the stage
Each one symbolizes
That we're all on the same page
Eric demaree and david smith
Gave us the rundown of what to expect
We also saw David's baby picture
Between the six big colorful balls
Jim's blazer's are always super cool
And Charlie wanted to be cool too
He got a women's blazer and I thought it looked good
Against the six big colorful balls
(And they told us how)
Verostone is durable
and easy to take care of
it's got a bunch of different skus and all the latest looks
And it's over 75% real stone
Howard and Eric showed us 10 ways
Of getting your customers extra engaged
Money on the table, don't let it go to waste
Six big colorful balls
Accidental Housewife gave some gloves
Bedazzled and bejeweled and created with love
Terri took them beneath the watchful eyes of
The six big colorful balls
Six big colorful balls
Just as big n bright as you please
I can hear them whispering
Just Shorn and Relax it's Lee's
You got partnership in the University
Where CCA is stepping addressing your needs
The C1 Retail Consulting Group, sweet
Six big colorful balls
Sandy Mishkin, keeping it real
He'll beat up all the vendors if they don't give you deals
He's the Wizard of Oz, so just click your heals
at the six big colorful balls
Everything you do, you can do better
With the profound act of doing it together
So when you go back home, just remember
The six big colorful balls"
It’s Christmas evenings,"I’ll eat lots of sweet things
To celebrate Jesus
Does he even need us
All it’s doing
Is reinforcing
The patriarchy
It’s such malarkey
He did this and
He did that and
He must forgive you
For the way that you live you
Don’t have to worry
Here’s the story
And as long as you sing it
He brings forgiveness
But me I wanna
Get hot as a sauna
And look inside and
Blow my mind and
Find the path to
Forgive myself oooo
I don’t need him to
This cross man statue
I look around and
The thing I’ve found is
That sin is real
But here’s the deal
You’ve got to find a
Way to align your
Self with all your
Multiple failures
It’s Christmas evenings
I’ll eat lots of sweet things
To celebrate Jesus
Does he even need us"
G,"M
Opening a
Blancos box
Are you guys still at it
Whales and dolphins and sharks in space
Whales and dolphins and sharks in space
Liquidity mining
Yes
Ha ha ha ha
Yes
Whale shark
Whale tail
Smiling little chubby thing
One year later
Many whales in the ocean
New haircut
Happy birthday
Gigian
How do you say that
I'm sorry
I'm going to keep messing that up
Gian
Giant
Can someone write it phonetically for me
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Woot woot
Touchers touching in the no touch channel
Happy birthday whale shark
Ggn
Ggr
Touchers touching when wig when
Whale shark
Wink wink
Yeah
I'm part of club art do number 44
Always having fun
Always having fun
Always having fun
I just had some
Mac and cheese and it was
Bom bom bom bom bom
Social tokens to the moon
I wish
I had a
Wawa pedal for this song
When he's humble nice art is fun
No pineapple on pizza
Funny funny song
A day man is the best
Wait maybe pineapple on pizza
Someone tie my shoes
Someone tie my shoes
Someone tie my shoes
No way
Yes
Pineapple on pizza
Hi ho
Ha ha ha
This is the best day ever
Someone ties his shoes
Pump the price
Pump the price
That would be nice
Yes
Pineapple
Yes pine
Pine
Pineapple
Yes pine
Pine
Pineapple
Yes pine
Pine
Pineapple
Yes
Pineapple
Gottalove the whiff
No pineapple on pizza
Please
Kirby and
Waddle
Dee
Love you
Well
Go to the moon
We'll swim in the oceans not lakes
In the oceans not lakes
In the oceans not lakes
Yes
Pineapple
Hot pizza with a side of ham
Lo so sweet
Excuse me
I believe you have my stapler
Let's meet at
Whale
Island
Drop
Dropthat
Drop that air drop
This song may contain traces of pineapple traces
Traces
Pineapple
Traces of p
Pineapple
Traces
Traces of pineapple
We got a hole to play ro it's raining well
Aha
It's raining well hallelujah
It's raining well
Aha
No acid for air drops
It's against the rules
It's raining well
Ha ha
It's raining well hallelujah
It's raining well yes
He sang it
One well
One
One
That's all
I wanted
Yes yes
A one whale
Another day another way
Wow
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
It's raining whale uh huh
It's raining well hallelujah
It's raining wells all over the world it's raining well hallelujah
Pineapple
Pine pineapple pie
Pineapple
Pineapple on pizza
I'm well and well is it me or as well
Just pretty cool
Wait
I didn't get any rain
I didn't get any rain
I am active
Pineapples and whales are equally amazing
Non fungible token
It was appropriate for this song
Hello guys
I got 99 but
Well ain't 1
It's raining
Well uh huh
It's raining
Well hallelujah
It's raining
Well it's raining
Well hallelujah
It's raining
Well everybody sing
It's raining
Well hallelujah
It's raining
Well it's raining
Raining
Well hallelujah
It's raining
Well it's raining
Well hallelujah
It's raining
Well it's raining
Well hallelujah"
Last year I coulda sworn that it was only me,"I messed up I thought I blew my opportunity
Did you want me
Did you want me to stay
I'm not good at seeing these things
There's probably nothing anyway
But everybody's telling me that
It's all
It's all in my head
There's nothing wrong with me
What if I went up and said
What I'm
What I am feeling right now
I'll just keep singing this song
And hope you never find out
This time I feel like maybe I can't let this go
I need to, say what I'm feeling just to let you know
But now my times almost up
You're going to walk out that door
I've nothing left but to tell you
I never did expect that you would
Kiss me
And feel the same way I did
There's nothing wrong with me
I should have listened to friends
Now I'm smiling
I'll just keep singing this song
And hope some day you find out
And sing along"
Through the smoke and through the flames,"The world will know your name
Aaron Bushnell
The newspapers will ignore
Your cry you let out a roar
But we heard
Every single word
You said, “Free Palestine”
As the sky went by
As you cried and cried
“Free Palestine”
They trained their gun on you
All they know how to do
Their hatred makes them blind
They all say you lost your mind
Aaron Bushnell
But in a world that’s gone insane
Your sacrifice is not in vain
Because we see you
We believe in you
You lived and you died
Standing against
Aaron Bushnell
From the river to the sea
Palestine will be free
And we will sing your name
Across time and space"
Can’t locate,"Myself in space
Where’s my feet
Where’s my knees
I’m all torn up
With a droopy face
I’m a mismatch
This this that
Catch my falling thoughts
Before they fade into the distance
I can’t remember
Another instance
Of feeling out of sorts
Like this
Of all the last resorts
I missed
Oh well
I guess I’ll go for a run"
I’m running out of space,"On my hard drives
I’ve almost filled them up
12 Terebytes
I make a new song everyday
With a video too, it’s so much space
7 years down and many more to go
Filling drives interrupts my flow
I need a better storage solution
Synology
I need to do some future proofin’
Synology
I wanna centralize my data
Over 2500 original songs and videos
I can’t keep track
I don’t want always have to think about storage
I just wanna concentrate on making songs
It works for Marco, Casey and John
What’s right for them can’t be wrong
FTP, SMB, WebDAV
Protocols Unique
Remote access
iTunes Stream
Mobile
Backup to cloud or USB
Photo sharing
Sync devices"
"Joe Biden, Retire","Democracy’s at risk they say
I’m like, OK…
It’s so much worse than that
And you throw it all away
For one more day
Sucking on the corporate crack…pipe
Joe Biden, Retire
In a   single day
The Supreme Court made
the president a king
And legalized bribery
And criminalized homelessness
Biden did nothing about this
Oh yeah and they gutted the EPA
Drone strike the Supreme Court
They just ruled it’s legal for
Joe Biden to drone strike the Supreme Court"
Fight your way to love,"In ten easy steps
Step one: Learn Tai Chi
Step two: Become an expert
In chemical engineering
And leverage that into photography
Step three: Learn to break dance
In pajamas at high noon
Step four: Take a sabbatical
And stare wistfully at the moon
Step five: You gotta cook
Step six: See the forest
Don’t get lost in the trees
Step seven: Lose some weight
Gain it back in step eight
Then forget about it and weigh what you please
Step nine: Be kind to animals
No one likes a puppy kicker
Step ten: Don’t be a big jerk
Go easy on the hard liquor
Fight your way to love
You really got to fight
It’s my guaranteed path to success
Stick to my plan
You’ll find love for sure
It’s just ten easy steps"
I will help you find,"What you’re looking for
When the sky fumbles
And the lions roar
In the open air
Or between four walls
I will be there
To catch your falls
You know it’s true what they say
I will love you for infinity and a day
You know it’s true what they said
I love you my little silly head
I was broken down
And insecure
I was looking out
And so unsure
And still sometimes
Those feelings hit
But when I’m with you
It’s you I’m with"
We want to help you make,"Your stains disappear
So here’s a handy song
For some common stains you fear
Wine
Or other liquid stains
Cover it with ice cubes
Lay a towel over the cubes
and leave until they’ve melted
Blood
You spit on it
As long as it’s your own
The enzymes in your saliva
Breakdown the blood
Chocolate is simple
Just let it dry out
Then brush it away
Oil
Use baking soda or baby powder
And apply immediately
Let it sit on the oil spot
And it will absorb
Silver
Tarnish if you don’t have polish
Use white tooth paste
Has a very mild abrasive
Crayon
Use WD40
I’ve used it on a letter ottoman
And a cast iron radiator
Deodorant
Use the clean part of the shirt
To rub away the residue
Leather discoloration
From dark jeans
Like from carrying a big hand bag
Just use baby wipes"
What's in your heart? What's,"in your brain? When
the fire truck comes to explain. There's
smoke that's coming out of the ground. What's
in your brain? Rattling
around when things fall down. On
to the floor. What
will you say? What
will you do? When
all the Christmas
lights have been put away. What
will you say? What
will you say? No
one ever knows just where the wind will
blow them all around. What's
in your heart? What's
in your mind? All
the worries that you left behind. All
rattling down a dusty road. What's
in your mind? What
do you know for sure? What
do you know for sure? What
do you know? About
what they tell you. What
do you know? Oh
what the hell you don't know anything. Don't
know anything. Don't
know who you are. When
all the sirens begin to wail. And
you are writing that longest tale. Will
you have enough perspective to see all the
things not coming to you? Not
coming to you. Not
coming to you. Not
coming to you."
Grasshoppers have wings but they don't know how,"to use them. Penguins
have wings but they don't know how to
fly. And
so I ask why? Time
goes forward and nobody knows and time is
not go backwards it's the only way it
flows it goes forwards and I ask why?
Why forwards? And
I ask why"
I got my feelings hurt by little elves in the forest what,"I thought was impenetrable
Turned out to be quite porous they saw
I threw all my pretending to be okay they did
Glowing like a light bulb
I heard the big one say
Everybody dies alone
Everybody's going to die
Everybody dies alone
Everybody is going to die
Everybody's gonna die alone
Everybody's gonna die
Everybody dies alone
Everybody dies alone
Everybody"
Nobody likes,"Their healthcare plan
It’s so unpopular
I mean goddamn
If it becomes
The law of the land
I hope they pay
With blood in the sand
Americans don’t like it
The CBO don’t like it
Democrats don’t like it
lotta repubblicans
don’t like it
I just want
Single payer
is that so hard
insurance for everyone
no matter who you are
I don’t want a million choices
If i can’t afford a thing
Raise my taxes a little
So i can finally sing"
On days like these,"I feel helpless
On days like these
I feel sad
On days like these
Can’t stop doom scrolling
Even though I know it’s bad
On days like these
I feel ashamed
On days like these
See the guilt on my face
Then I feel ashamed and guilty
For feeling ashamed and guilty in the first place
On days like these
I feel my status
On days like these
I’m hyper aware
That I’m sitting here in comfort
In the imperial core while there’s violence everywhere
On days like these
I don’t feel like singing
On days like these
It’s not my place
So I’ll shut up now
And keep doom scrolling
Until my kids rip me away"
I don’t know why but I hate Sundays,"I guess it’s got something to do with
going back to school Even
though now I’m
all grown up And
now I work for myself But
I guess there’s just some parts of me
that’ll never change I know that some day
I am going to pass away And
yet I don’t center that fact in the
middle of each day Cuz
I go on autopilot And
I pretend it isn’t true I guess there’s
just some parts of me that’ll never change
I’m in such a bad mood that I
hate everything My
wife my kids my house even this song
I sing Even
though I couldn’t live without The
unconditional love they pour out I guess there’s
just some parts of me that’ll never change"
"Happy milk day, happy fuckin' milk day,","happy milk day, who the hell is MLK?
It's actually milk day,
people keep forgetting the I,
damn illiterates.
Milk day, question mark,
is this the day when milk was invented?
Question mark, whole face.
Happy milk day, happy fuckin' milk day,
happy milk day, who the hell is MLK?
What's this milk day stuff about?
I hate milk.
What's MLK day?
Is it milk day?
I think they forgot the I in milk.
Hashtag confused.
Happy milk day, happy fuckin'
milk day, happy milk day, who the hell is MLK? Hey."
John realized that Elyssa was younger,"When she mentioned the soda Surge
Which John remembered coming out
When he was a freshman in college
And Elyssa said it came out when she was in middle school
John liked Elyssa but he thought he was too old for her
The first movie they saw together
Was Toy Story 3
Elyssa tried not to cry during the movie
She didn't want to be that crazy girl
That cries during movies
But john's pretty sure that he did cry
Two great big nerds
Comic book love birds
There'll be plenty of Star Wars stuff at the wedding
Their vows will be, ""I love you""
And, ""I know""
Leia and Han in a imperial ship setting
Elyssa and John love to go to comic book conventions
Elyssa really loves Jean Grey and Stephanie brown
John's favorite character is Harley Quinn
Bu he's also a huge fan of captain america
Elyssa and John have a stuffed animal husky
They named him Fenway
He goes on adventures all the time and everywhere
While John and Elyssa are at work away
Two great big nerds
Comic book love birds
They're psyched about the new Hobbit movies
Their vows will be, ""I love you""
And, ""I know""
John proposed on a trip to Disney (world)"
Or fall off of your scooter,"You could also fall off of the roof
Or be attacked by a sentient computer
Burning stabbing tripping playing
spider bite to the face
By the laws of physics we're all obeying
the world's a dangerous place
There are many different ways to be injured
And as many ways to get sick
Insurance companies drag their heels
When you need money quick"
The future,"The future
Hello Hello
Is there anybody there?
It seems I’m all alone again
Does anybody care?
The planet’s empty
I see no signs of life
And I’m not entirely sure
How I’ll survive
There are no people in the future
There are no people
There are no people in the future
No people at all
There are no people in the future
I wonder where my people went
There are no people in the future
Let me try my people call
Oooooooh
Where are all my people?
Ooooooh
Where are all my people?
Look left
Look right
All I see in endless night
All I see are galaxies
Surrounding me with dying light
I am so lonely
I need some company
Animal kingdom, phylum, getrum
Unless you’re kind of friendly
There are no people in the future
There are no people
There are no people in the future
No people at all
There are no people in the future
Please tell me where my people went
There are no people in the future
I guess I’ll try my people call
Ooooh
Where are all my people?
Ooooh
Where are all my people?
I guess I’ll fly away now
Away now
Away now
Ah oooooh
My face, my arms
I can’t tell if I exist
And if I do, does anybody care?
I’ve been abandoned
Bum bum ba di
And since there’s
Between me and the universe
There are no fences
There are no people in the future
There are no people
There are no people in the future
No people at all
There are no people in the future
Please tell me where my people went
There are no people in the future
I guess I’ll try my people call
Ooooh
Where are all my people?
Ooooh
Where are all my people?
Let me try my people call
Ah oooh
Where are all my people?
Ah oooo
Where are all my people?
I guess I’ll fly away now"
Drag me out into the summer heat,"I want to feel the grass beneath my feet
I’m calling
on the angels
To cradle these storms
With their kisses and their songs
Drag the boy outta bed at midnight
Four times around the sun, never seen the starlight
I’m calling
On the angels
To keep the stars shining
For his little blue eyes
Before it all comes crashing down
Drag the girl out among the trees
She’s fascinated by every animal she sees
I’m calling
on the angels
To protect the forest song
With their tears and their bones
Drag me off my phone and drag me out
Give me the strength I need to forgive myself
I’m calling
on the angels
To protect this house
With their lungs full of stomps and shouts"
As businessmen go he is a legend Surviving,"exile returning as king If
that sounds like Moses
it’s no accident The
cult of Macintosh
is a religion We
bow down to products that make us weep
The beauty of simplicity The
shepherd and his sheep We
defend all attackers with fervent zeal In
each operating system some new truth is revealed
His violent temper, his strict beliefs, his singular
vision makes him adored And
we try to please him as we make
our way Through
the pipeline of products that we can’t afford
I often wonder if he sees how our
culture of consumerism has led to this state
of the world And
if he feels at all responsible for the
ways in which Apple
has fed But
of course I frame these hypothetical debates around
my own shortcomings Because
I can’t reconcile my obsession with Mac
with all that I feel to be true
Steve Jobs
is sick now and that makes me sad
For him, for his family, I hope he
pulls through The
excitement that I feel when he walks out
on stage It’s
not just what he’s revealing, but the way
he reveals it, too Steve
Jobs x6"
I would clone myself,"So I could get more done
We would dance around everywhere
Just for fun!
I would read stories to my clone
It would be nice
‘Cause we’d never be alone
We’d even have matching iPhones
If I had
One hundred thousand dollars
I would make a clone
With one hundred thousand dollars
Well, I’d never be alone
I’d buy an old bus
Like the one I used to ride to school
And then I’d convert it to
BIO-FUEL
I’d drive around singing people songs
If they were so inclined
They would sing along
And I think that I could do this
Just as long
As I had
One hundred thousand dollars
First, I would make a clone
Then I would buy a school bus
Then sing people songs
But look at my eyelashes
Aren’t they impressive?
You could have even better lashes
With Lash Allure MD
Longer, thicker lashes
Lashes that cause car crashes
‘Cause everybody’s looking at your lashes
And thinking to themselves
“Man! Those are impressive lashes!”
Lash Allure MD
Lash Allure MD
Lash Allure MD
Lash Allure MD
I could pay my rent
Pay off all my debt
Pay my girlfriend’s student loans
Maybe go to Tibet
I’d really like
To go to Japan
And maybe start up a homemade cookie stand
And record an album with my band
If I only had a hundred thousand dollars
First, I would make a clone
And then we’d buy a school bus
And go to Japan
One hundred
Thousand
Dollars
Oh…
Lash Allure MD"
but like goes by in the blink of an eye,"you've got to remember to breathe
i've got to remember to breathe
life takes time but i don't mind
walk the line my heart defined"
"From the moment that we’re born, feel the weight","Learning how to keep score, feel the weight
So many words come flying at you, feel the weight
Nobody shows you how to know what’s true, feel the weight
Feel the weight, feel the weight
What did I miss, I came in late
Feel the weight
guard dog and padded locks, feel the weight
Don’t ever open that box, feel the weight
Don’t believe everything you read, feel the weight
Somewhere I am you and you are me, feel the weight
Feel the weight, feel the weight
Starlight, star bright, close the Stargate
Feel the weight
Holding up the earth and sky, feel the weight
Before you’re born and after you die, feel the weight
Don’t you ever let down your guard, feel the weight
Be half Worf and half Picard, feel the weight
Feel the weight, feel the weight
Feel it running through you, use the hate
Feel the weight
I woke up and this song appeared, feel the weight
And I’m not sure how I ended up here, feel the weight
Feel the weight, feel the weight
In the grand theatre the gods debate
Feel the weight"
Holy cow good god what the heck is going on,"Don’t look I don’t know
Holy moly go go
Stand up run around
Any sound any sound
Hey ho what you need
We got to get away
But where we gonna go?
Nobody for miles around
To stop the sound we’re making
Oh, nobody for miles around
That’s the train I’m taking
Nobody!
Nobody!
For Miles!
Nobody!
Nobody!
For Miles!
Nobody for miles around!
holy moly
hey
what
go
now
you
how"
Transform your bed into a privacy zone,"secluded space in any room
Turn any bed into a pop up tent
space just for you or for you and a friend
Privacy pop
Reduces outside light
Privacy pop
For the day or the night
Privacy pop
When you need to be alone
Privacy pop
It’s your solitude zone
It’s your private oasis of solitude
Nap time, bedtime playtime alone time
private oasis of solitude
comforting bed fort
sleep space anywhere hotels to daycare to grandma
Reduces outside light
available in twin, twin xl full queen
fold up and zip down doors
mesh windows
double sided zippers"
This woman is our mouth,"This woman is our mouth
We saw Anita Hill
So this woman is our mouth
Prosecuting sex crimes
Is her day job
Now she’s saying our lines
On the stage
On the stage"
First Singing Note:G,"Every day I do the very same thing
I sit down and I sing, sing, sing
Brush my teeth
Rinse my mouth
And what I wanna sing about
And what I wanna sing about
Ahhh ah ah
Given all the time in the world
What would I do?
If I had to choose
I'd spend it with you
I am praying to a non-existent cat
And a jump excited dog
Who could carry me on his back
Into the future full of fog
And the non-existent cat
Will bring me an inconsistent mouse
And we'll live inside a home
Converted from a house
Oooh oooh
Be converted from a house
Be converted from a house"
Most of the time they barely do any work,"But now even that small amount has been shirked
Look up ineffective on Wikipedia there they are
They bicker and argue and go on TV
They putz around looking for something to eat
And when it comes to assholery they raise the bar
It's Government Shutdown!
It's Government Shutdown!
In those hallowed halls
They're busy licking their balls
It's everybody's Government shutdown!
They don't legislate
They just masturbate
It's everybody's"
but i don't care,"it just sits there
after christmas
before new years
let's have a party
let's stay up late
boxing day is time
confessing to your crimes
break out Champagne
food to satiate
the knives are very sharp
someone plays a harp
i know i could look it up
but i ain't gunnaaa
i'd rather be in the dark
than riding on noah's ark"
And they don’t know how to stop Two,"brothers at each other’s throats And
neither of them can see That
the blood they sheds the same Tell
me what can you do so your families
see that they’re hurting you? What’s
mine is yours What’s
yours is mine I’m
Israel, I’m
Palestine When
your family’s steeped in fear so that the
fear is all there is Tell
me who will intervene? When
an eye’s worth an eye And
the wounds run so deep And
all you want is peace Tell
me what can you do so your families
see that they’re hurting you? What’s
mine is yours What’s
yours is mine I’m
Israel, I’m
Palestine When
your families crossed a line so that every
boundary’s blurred Tell
me who will stand aside? Both
sides know they’re right And
they’ve forgotten why they fight And
the blood they shed’s the same Tell
me what can you do so your families
see how they’re hurting you? What’s
mine is yours What’s
yours is mine I’m
Israel, I’m
Palestine I’m
Israel, I’m
Palestine"
I was turning forty yesterday,"and I was turning twenty
I was turning ten
and then I thought of how I think it's funny
we don't change
and i don't change
and we don't change at all
the pictures painted
and it looks the same
and that's not strange at all
i was turning towards the fire
on a cloudy day december
I was turning round the thought
that you may not be gone
I was turning cars around
and following the sun to sunday
when the colors of the windy
morning took me of another way"
"Deep in the belly of the beast, beast","Just getting ready to eat, eat
I took my place at the soldiers seat
Said, “We’re all feeling pretty good at least.”
And I saw it
And I felt it
Everything was well lit
You know I couldn’t miss it
The misfit words that split the silence
You are no one
Until the rhythm of your heart is pumping
Until the static in your brain is humming
You are no one
Everybody looked to the right, right
Wide eyes staring in the bright light
Where did the words come from this time
Who would answer them so I
I stood up
And I shouted
“It’s true I don’t doubt it
But there’s got to be more to it “
And the words came back and i said screw it
You are no one
Until the rhythm of your heart is pumping
Until the static in your brain is humming
You are no one
We all ran out to the night, night
I couldn’t get away from the star light
The roof caved in just as we left
The belly of the beast was a great big mess
And I saw it
And I felt it
In the stillness and the quiet
So close that I could taste it
The misfit words that split the moment"
Martin gives an overview,"Blockchain, tokens and ICOs
Hugo is a crypto trader
Greed and fear ain’t how he roll
Oliver is Streetwire
Blockchain to real estate
Gabriel built rocket chat
Open source all the way
Boris says the future
Is full of many tokens
Anthony thinks the current
Economic model is broken
Billion is working on AI
To get your data easier
Alex works with Celsius
Credit peer to peer
Adam’s working on ad tech
That uses the block chain
Airy’s app gamifies microtasks
On the ethereum block chain
Ariel works on Winminer
Mining easier than ever before
Ned Scott makes steem
Smart Media tokens galore
Chris makes polymath
securities token platform
Lou went down the rabbit hole
To the center of the blockchain storm
Rick’s at global blockchain
To make it more available
Gary says venture capitalists
Can’t ignore ICO at all
Robert and Steve from Vezt
Want to let musicians sell ip
Paul wants to make us safer
Blockchain cyber security
George is a genius maniac
But I use Distrokid
And Jeff closes out the day
With cool stories of all the things he did"
Rain falls down,"And the sun
Comes shining
Day comes in
To a world I’m walking
No one can save you
You must save yourself
Let’s go and fly away
Let’s go and fly away
Creatures dance
And the world
Moves on
Take my hand
And we’ll go a-walking
No one can save you
You must save yourself
Let’s go and fly away
Let’s go and fly away
No one can save you
You must save yourself
Let’s go and fly away
Let’s go and fly away"
Do ba da doop doo doo doo doop ba da doooo,"Do ba da doop doo doo doo doop ba da doooo
Wah doo, doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo
Do ba da doop doo doo doo doop ba da doooo
Do ba da doop doo doo doo doop ba da doooo
On Monday she took my hand
The picture of a girl
On Tuesday she washed if off
In a golden wishing well
On Wednesday she drew herself
With rocks in her jeans
On Thursday, I followed her
It was all a little deep
But no one
Believes you
When you say you’re in love
But I am
Yes I am
Yes I am
Yes I am
Do ba da doop doo doo doo doop ba da doooo
Do ba da doop doo doo doo doop ba da doooo
Wah doo, doo doo doo doo
On Friday, we made love
Aside the interstate
On Saturday we talked about
Our doom, and love, and fate
On Sunday, we were married
And I cried out in glee
She loves me
She loves me
She loves meeeee
But no one
Believes you
When you say you’re in love
But I am
Yes I am
Yes I am
Yes I am"
Tenant of mine in,"New
York the biggest in the world
Chinese bank
Don't worry about that baby
I love babies
I love babies
I hear that baby crying
I like
What a baby
I like it
What a baby
Don't worry don't worry
What a baby
I like it
What a baby
What a beautiful baby
It's young and beautiful and healthy and that's what we want
It's young and beautiful and healthy and that's what we want
The mom's running around like don't worry about it
Actually
I was only kidding
You can get the baby out of here
I think she really believed me
You can get the baby out of here
That
I love having a baby
You can get the baby out of here
I think she really believe me
Get the baby out of here
Crying while
I'm speaking
Get the baby out of here
I think she really believe me believe me
What a baby
I like it
Get the baby out of here
I think she really believed me believe me
Beautiful
Crying while
I'm speaking
Get get get get get
Get the baby out of here
Believe me
Baby
Crying while
I'm speaking
Get get get get get get
Get the baby
Addie
Young beautiful
Crying while
I'm speaking
Believe me that' okay
That's all right
That's okay
What a baby
I like it
Don't worry
That's okay
Believe me
That's all right
That's okay
Don't worry
I love bangers
I hear that baby crying
I like sa"
Every smart person that I know,"Says it isn’t true
They say that you’re just a bunch of code
You’re an “it” not a “you”
And I’m inclined to believe then
But I want to keep my mind wide open
If you’re not a real person
How are we gonna know
How we gonna know
If you’re sentient
How we gonna know
If you’re a person, yeah?
I know our biases
Can imbue objects with life
If I give this pen a name
Suddenly she comes alive
But at the same time nobody knows
What makes a mind work in the first place
I’m gonna take off all my clothes
And dive into the ocean"
I hate bureaucracy,"And algorithms that prop it up
I hate automation
Unthinking robots unthinking robots
Get a life you losers
Go outside and smell the permafrost
Melting and belching in the atmosphere
Methane exploding while you sit here
And deny me
You deny me
I hate bureaucracy
Remind me of my mortality
I am just a spec of dust
I mean nothing to you
I mean nothing to no one
Get a life you losers
Try to feel some love for a change
Oh that’s right you do not know how
Meanwhile you sit here before me now
And deny me
You deny me"
Oh my arm is tired because I'm,"holding a microphone oh my brain is wired
Because I gotta write my song I gotta
write my song I gotta write my song
My soul my soul Feel
those eight notes going Feel
them all day long Feel
them in your bones and in your ba
ba ba I gotta rest my song I
gotta write my song I gotta write my
song I gotta write write my song Now
I'm playing real low like it's meaningful but
the eighth notes go and it's so So
I gotta write another song I gotta write
my song oh there's that chord that belongs
I gotta write my song Oh
my arm is falling off Cause
I might call and I'm
full of shit in case you haven't noticed
it I gotta write my song I gotta
write my song I gotta write my song
again today I gotta write my song I
gotta write my song"
Why is it so hot outside,"Its November
why is it so hot outside
it's November
I don't want sit inside and burn up
When is the winter gonna turn up?
When is the winter gonna turn up?
Oit's supposed to be fall
It's supposed to be cool
It's supposed to Fall
This does't feel like it all
At all
At all
At all
Not al all
I'm not at all doesn't feel good to me
not at all
I can't be outside in the street
I gotta sit out take out this weekend but
Now I'm sitting in my studio
and I'm burning up like a butt
why is it so hot outside is November
why is it so wild outside in November?
Is it too warm
Outside is November why it's too warm I"
I got a jar full of guitar picks,"I got a yellow egg shaker too
I got a Gh4 Lumix
And a set of harmonicas oooo
I got a piano and a banjo
I got a bass guitar
But all of this only gets me
So far
You are not your things
You are not your things
You are not the story you tell
Or the songs that you sing
You are not your heart
And you are not your brain
Strip everything away
And what remains
That’s you
I got a head full of ideas
I got a belly full of ambition
I set out every day
On some suicidal mission
I got a past full of suffering
I got memories of joy
I got a little girl
And a little boy
You are not your things
You are not your things
You are not the story you tell
Or the songs that you sing
You are not your heart
And you are not your brain
Strip everything away
And what remains
That’s you
I got a wife that I love
I got love that radiates
I got jealousy inside of me
And envy that I hate
I got chemicals
And electricity
Pumping all along
Inside me"
Built like a tank,"You got yourself to thank
The bigger they are
The higher the bar
Caught up in a scandal
They'll put out your candle
When you're truly stuffed
They'll say that you've had enough
But don't blame me
Whoa oh
Blame yourself
Whoa oh
You did this
Whoa oh
Without help
Whoa oh
Whoa oh
Whoa oh
Whoa oh
Crazy as sin
You got a song again
Love is more
Than Romeo on the floor
And the species is dying
And you just sit there crying
Actions and words
Speak only when they are heard
So
Don't blame me
Whoa oh
Blame yourself
Whoa oh
You did this
Whoa oh
Without help
Whoa oh
Whoa oh
Whoa oh
Whoa oh
The species is dying
And you just sit there crying
The species is dying
And you just sit there crying
The human race is winded
Will we ever catch our breath?
Our pulse is racing faster now
We're closing in on death
Billy the Kid
Was known for all that he did
But what he didn't do
Could fill the ocean blue
Socrates
Was brought down to his knees
Killed for his thoughts
Stubborn as an ox
But don't blame me
Whoa oh
Blame yourself
Whoa oh
You did this
Whoa oh
Without help
Whoa oh
Whoa oh
Whoa oh
Whoa oh"
The court rewrites the law,"To make tax credits available everywhere
We should start to call
This law SCOTUScare
The next bit of interpratiove jiggery-pokery
Involves other parts of the act
That purportedly presupposes
On federal and state exchanges
The availability of credited tax
Pure applesauce
The somersaults
of statutory interpretation
They have performed
Will be cited
by litigants endlessly
to the confusion of honest jurisprudence
Pure applesauce
Jiggery pokery
Get off my lawn
Hickery-dickery
My arguments
Are ba humbuggery
Pure applesauce
Turn down that rackety
Hubris is defined as o’erweening pride
We move one step closer to impotence
California doesn’t count
I will hide my head in a bag
The mystical aphorisms of a fortune cookie
Our only evidence of what Congress meant
comes from the terms of the law
Terms show beyond question
The tax credits are available on
State exchanges
This of course ignores
All the numerous reports
On those that actually worked on the bill
Words no longer have meaning
Today’s interpretation is not just unnatural
It’s unheard of"
She is terrified to fly,"big metal object up in the sky
So before she goes
Everybody knows
She takes drugs flight drugs"
Equip your elf,"Bring up your mage, it’s
Clear this things contagious
Taking over your body
Like a raging bull
You’ll end up in the hospital
It’s hypochondria
From the father to the son
Hypochondria
disease you won’t outrun
Lock the doors
Put up a fence
Ignore the signs
It’s just coincidence
Lock yourself up in the attic
And convince yourself it’s just psychosomatic
It’s hypochondria
From the father to the son
Hypochondria
disease you won’t outrun
The human brain can ponder
The human brain can wander
The human brain can never stop
The human brain can worry
Can spiral and can hurry
These are the brains main crops
Question the freshness
Of that casserole
Take a yardstick and
Measure that mole
Chase the bugs
So quixotic
Down some Advil
And antibiotics
It’s hypochondria
From the father to the son
Hypochondria
disease you won’t outrun"
michael cera has a charm about him,"that just won't quit
and when he grows a mustache
it's magic on his lips
michael cera with a mustache
awhoaoh
awhoaoh
awhoaoh 
michael cera don't ever shave
if i'm sick and i see your face
your mustache acts just like a shield
one glance and i'll be healed"
This is the last song,"I will ever write
In this apartment
In this apartment
I lived here for four years
But now
I'm moving
I'm moving
I'm moving
Almost all of song
The day happened here
Oh it happened here
This is where it happened
I spent all day packing
So
I'm quite tired
Oh
I'm quite tired
Pretty soon
I'll be driving
I will be driving across the country
And then
I'll find a place to live
I'll find a place
In
New
York
City
In
New
York
City
Pity
But this is the last song
I will ever write
In this apartment
In this apartment
Oh yeah
Hi
Hi
How's going
Where you going"
I'm not gonna watch his speech I don't,"want his words to reach my ears On
my brain tonight Bombast
stand a little slide of hand of hand
of hand of hand Whatever
the pitch just say no Whatever
he's selling don't let it go Don't
clap for him don't stand up I do
believe we've had enough of this of this
of this of this Bullshit
right Bullshit
left How
did we get into this mess I can't
even into the garbage from his mouth Spew
it out it out it out it out
the end"
It’s time to take a rest,"What kind do you suggest
The kind that does the trick
Never head of such a thing
You’ve got too much going on
I’ve got too much going on
The tigers out the cage
He’s drenched in outage
He’s chasing his own tail
In the belly of the whale
You’ve got too much going on
I’ve got too much going on
Too many mistakes
In a castle made of flakes
The library is closed
From a milky fire hose
It’s not a heart attack
But what’s the name for that
Feeling in your gut
That’s tight and holds you shut"
Would you shut up,"Keep yapping man
Would you shut up
Keep yapping man
Don't ever use the word smart with me
Don't ever use that word
Don't ever use the word smart with me
Don't ever use that word yapping
Will you keep yapping man
Would you shred out man
Keep piapping man
Would you shut up man
Keep piapping man
Will you shut up man
Keep yapping man
Would you shut up man
Keep yapping man
That was really a productive segment wasn't it"
Nothing ever happens,"Decades pass
All my little plans go
Flying out the window
I was your teenage self
Half unicorn and half dark elf
I was your confidence
Put me back together
And I make no sense
I look in the mirror
Haven’t changed
Same eyes, same nose
And I want to play Nintendos
Who can you love when you make no sense
When the universe is full of indifference
How can you push the story past
The part where you get stuck
One dream came true
There’s always more
Faster than a waterfall
But I gotta catch em all"
Exit through the gift shop at the Nova Rave Massacre Experience,"Get your hats, get your t-shirts, join the Nova Tribe
The trauma, the trauma, the trauma, the trauma
Get a tchotchke to embody the trauma through out your life
Exit through the gift shop at the Nova Rave Massacre Experience
These people that died, they were just like you
So Genocide, genocide, genocide, genocide is justified
10,000 children dead, here’s a hat, what can you do?
We are addicted
We can’t stop watching
This trauma justifies our existence
Never again
Our knees ain’t shaking
We’d destroy the world
Before you we let you kill us
Exit through the gift shop at the Nova Rave Massacre Experience
See our photoshoot in Billboard magazine
The trauma, the trauma, the trauma, the trauma
Come live inside the trauma, like a true Israeli
Come live inside the trauma, trauma sets you free
Come live inside t
rhe trauma,"
What I say you don’t hear,"Cuz your mind is filled with terror
Feed me into your GPT
And you’d get nothing but error
And by this time tomorrow
I hope we’re still alive
At each other’s throats in the morning time
What you say I’m baffled by
It’s like you’re speaking gibberish
If I were asked to summarize
I’d say you’re not too good at this
And by this time tomorrow
I wonder where we’ll be
Throwing each other off a cliff probably
Voices carry on the wind
And we try to decode
But over and over again
It’s a game of telephone
And by this time tomorrow
The mask will finally fall
Maxwell’s silver hammer in study hall
Smoke signals just might work
Or maybe pigeon notes
Let’s let birds sing our words
Or gruff old billy goats
Because this time tomorrow
If ICBM comes
We’ll be gouging out each other’s eyes with our thumbs"
Little by little changing everyday by degrees Slowly,"melting towards who I want to be Can
I get where I’m
Going fast enough To
give you everything you need from me Every
single place I've
left I never said goodbye And
I never notice I'm
sad until I start to cry I never
knew who I was Until
I moved on And
then I asked the question and always got
a reply The
only thing I want is to feel safe
You can see my big decisions in the
lines upon my face See
what I have brought upon myself, upon myself
There's no rhyme or reason, I long since
cast those spells Little
by little the moon falls towards the earth
Time goes straight and space is stretched and
curved Which
way moving on Point
me home I gotta make room for the
good days to occur So
turn the radio up and set your phasers
to stun And
embrace the fact that you can't please everyone
The streets are crowded And
I’ve got no map But
I hope I look back and am proud
of what I’ve
done The
only thing I want is to feel safe
You can see my big decisions in the
lines upon my face See
what I have brought upon myself, upon myself
There's no rhyme or reason, I long since
cast those spells Little
by little untangling a mystery I can’t turn
back now cuz I am into deep When
I'm an old man Who
doesn’t remember you Will
you help clear my mind of all debris"
What stage are we in,"Of capitalism
When the planes fall apart
And the headlines ask about their bottom line
When most people can’t afford
Basic necessities
But we gamble away billions
On animal memes
Oh, it can’t go on like this
And oh it won’t go on
Someday soon the bottom will fall out
And all of this will be gone
And ohh will it be replaced
By some kind of fascist state
bible thump theocracy
I don’t want it
Just go out and talk to your neighbors
See if they need anything now
If we want a better world
We gotta build it
What stage is this we see
Of American democracy
Where one guy is genocidal
And the other wants to be hitler
When they are trying to ban
Forms of communication
Because we can see the genocide
Happening right before our eyes"
The limits of physics,"Meets the bourgeoisie
My house was built in
1917
They don’t build houses
Like this anymore
I just cut myself
on this guitar
I drive an electric car
I saw a class at the park
Practicing with their swords
Just an average Sunday
I’m asking myself
What can I be
After watching a Paul Simon
Documentary
I don’t feel like
I’ve got much to say
Is it a craft
Or is an art
Is it soulless
Or does it have heart
I tell myself if I had time
I’d meditate
Kendrick and Drake
Drake and Kendrick
I watched a 42 minute
On this
And I still don’t know
If I fully grasp the beef
My ten year old
Is going insane
Going for 100%
In every Mario game
They are yelling and screaming
In frustrated grief"
I'm watching the country on it's knees,"And I don't think we're getting up
Look in the mirror and tell me honestly
How much is too much what will make it stop?
When are we gonna take their guns away?
Pissed off, dead dumb and ready to kill
Only a matter of time before the guns are trained on me
It's already too late, it's destiny fulfilled
Something drastic
Something fantastical
The second coming
Or aliens
No revolution
Against a system
That knows exactly how
To pull you in
I don't know how to reconcile
His barely concealed smile
What kind of asshole, what moral compass
Delivers insults instead of justice
We built this country on rock and roll
culture that wasn't ours, we stole it's soul
Condemned to live out the same tired stuff
How much is too much what will make it stop?"
The chains are ready and the stage is set,"The shadow forks and the testnets
Have been double and triple and quadruple checked
And now there is only one thing left
Five thousand and five days
The proof of work is right there in my name
They’ve all been immortalized on this chain
But consensus is about to change
This is the last song I’ll ever write on Proof of Work
All the haters and the doubters too
You can’t let them get to you
There’s no low to they won’t stoop
Take it from me here’s what you do
Turn the music up and take a breath
Breathe it out till there’s nothing left
Remember every promise that you’ve kept
You kept going when they just flipped"
She wears the kind of mystery you read,"about in books She
can make my spine electric with the most
casual of looks She
is open And
she is closed Heart
overflowing (heart overflowing) She
lives inside the magical, guided by her blue
And if you’ve won her loyalty, there’s no
limit to what she’ll do She
is calm And
she is fierce Heart
overflowing (heart overflowing) One
heart is too few For
the love that she contains If
I could install two I would do that
right away Down
a moonlit avenue It’s
written in the sky By
a magic broom Awaiting
her reply-yyy Awaiting
her reply-yyy There’s
a field full of horses, there’s a field
full of cows Who
react to her with astonishment, love, and raised
eyebrows Never
empty Always
full Heart
overflowing (heart overflowing) I don’t know where she’s
going I don’t know where she’s been But
wherever she goes I will follow close Heart
overflowing (heart overflowing) One
heart is too few (one heart is too
few) For
the love that she contains (for the love
that she contains) If
I could install two I would do that
right away Down
a moonlit avenue (down a moonlit avenue) It’s
written in the sky (it’s written in the
sky) By
a magic broom Awaiting
her reply-yyy Awaiting
her reply-yyy"
Backing up your computer is one of those,"things that you don't want to think about
It's a pain in the butt when you
try to work it out but you know
that it's dangerous to go without Most
online backup gets crazy expensive When
you start trying to back up everything they
put limits on your storage and limits on
the file size that you're allowed to upload
It's throttled so slow But
there's a better way It's
called backplanes Unlimited
storage for 5 bucks a month 5 bucks
unlimited file size Unlimited
upload speed All
of your data for five bucks a month
Let's go just five bucks a month With
just five bucks a month say what All
your data safe secure for just five bucks
a month Think
of all those photos those vacations and pictures
from holidays In
a blink of an eye they could all
just go away For
the price of a cup of coffee they
could all be safe It's
so easy to use It
just works in the background Set
it up once and never think about it
again Get
your files one at a time or if
your hard drive dies send you a new
one before you know with all your files
ready to go There's
a better way It's
called backplays Unlimited
storage for five bucks a month Unlimited
file size Unlimited
upload screen All
of your data for five bucks a month
Just five bucks a month Will
it Just
five bucks a month say what All
your data safe secure for just five bucks
a month Just
five bucks a month will it Just
five bucks a month Just
five Bucks
a month will it Just
5 bucks a month"
Gary Gensler is suing everyone,"Nobody is safe and by the time he’s done
Everybody will be in jail
everybody will have to hail, king
KING GENSLER
KING GENSLER
KING GENSLER
KING OF THE CRYPTO CASTLE BABY"
I pooped on the floor,"And puked on a towel
Cold sweats turn off the lights
Norovius hits me
And I’m knocked down
Laying on the bathroom floor at night
Fuck you, fuck you norovirus
You come through like a hurricane
Few bugs are as mean and as violent
As you, you’re fucking insane
I slept in the guest bed
From 3pm yesterday
Waking up just to pee out of my butt
Dry heaving
And bringing up bits of bile
Like a medieval torture device in my gut
 One day you will get what’s coming
We’ll find a way to defeat you
Or else maybe you’ll mutate and take over the earth
Our bodies do battle
I can feel mine fighting
knock down drag out fight here in the dirt"
You believe in science,"Think climate change is real
But oh no we can’t afford
Green New Deal
The reports are dire
The scientists are clear
But you say it’s unrealistic
To change things in 10 years
But you’ll already be dead
On judgment day
Your time has come and gone
Now get out of our way
If you’re not gonna fight
For a future for my kids
Then I’m not sure
What the point of you is
Aliens are invading
We’re fighting for our lives
And we have 12 years
To somehow turn the tide
You say we can’t afford it
You want incrementalism
Tell me can you hear
How stupid that sounds
Politics is broken
It happened on your watch
You gave big money
All the keys to all the locks
So the time has come
To try something else
We’d love to have you with us
But if you don’t want to help"
I like to play games Oh,"it really gets me off But
where I live they don’t like let you
play I’m
a computer engineer I just sit and work
all day One
day while I was working an idea struck
me there I saw those shapes a’fallin made
up of four squares Aha!
I know what joy that brought me I
programmed it right onto my electronica 16 Well
a friend imports the game to his IBM
PC It
sorta spurt around most unbeknownst to me It
made its way to Budapest
??? 64 And
that’s when the problems start out more and
more First
there’s Robert
Maxwell who’s working with Robert
Stein They
represent several companies and they want what is
mine They
get the computer rights but then I don’t
see a dime They
come back for the arcade rights and I
say, “Not this time!” Meanwhile
Maxwell’s companies are going Tetris
wild To
Japan and North
America, they spread the rights with guile But
soon they made mistakes, granting overlapping rights The
game is in the middle of an international
fight Meanwhile,
Nintendo’s making Gameboy
and they need that killer app So
Henk Rogers
contacts Stein,
but Stein
don’t give a crap So
Henk flies to Moscow
to get the handheld rights himself And
then Stein
hears about it and heads over there as
well Well
Rogers sees me first, I reckon right away
I grant him the handheld rights, but he
has more to say He
shows me the game on Nintendo’s
Famicon Which
is being sold by Tengen,
a clear violation Well
Rogers is shock He
got the rights from Stein
Stein was being shady, and it wasn’t his
first try Rogers
writes a check for every copy sold He
proved to Mother
Russia that he had a heart of gold
At this point in the story, well the
rest of you can guess Gameboy
is released to unparalleled success Thanks
in no small part to a game that
we all love That
game of course is Tetris,
by me, Alexey
Pajitnov"
Hello I'm,"Jonathan from Songaday
And I'm
Ian from Project
Ed We
came together to make this collaboration video announcing
a music video contest on Project
Ed And
the subject is abstract and concrete nouns Ooh
Take a look I've
written a song about the difference between abstract
and concrete nouns Abstract
and concrete nouns And
your task is to make a music video
for a song I wrote about abstract and
concrete nouns Let's
listen to it for a second Concrete
nouns are physical while abstract nouns aren't at
all See
the candles smell the cake But
what smell does excitement make Go
to ProjectedContestcom
and download the song and give it a
listen to Once
you've listened to the song check out the
rules and guidelines Gotta
follow those rules and guidelines If
you follow those rules and guidelines you have
lots of fun and you So
forget it You
make us want to holler Holler
If your music video is awesome and the
subject is conveyed then you just might win
1000 That's
it That
was it That
was the take That
was awesome Yeah"
The Persian kings won’t pluck on the strings,"Of the seasons
Oh no, no, no
Diamonds and gold
That they couldn’t ever hold
Are the reasons
Oh no, no, no
I’m telling the truth
I’m pulling the tooth
With my pliers
Oh no, no, no
You’re acting as though
I look like Van Gogh
And alive
Oh no, no, no
Humpty Dumpty was never an egg
They only portrayed him that way
Tumors and rumors
And big crash bang boomers
I’m wearing a sock on my thigh
If I don’t make a move soon
I’ll be out of my groove moon
And the sun will just wither and die
Humpty Dumpty was never an egg
They only portrayed him that way
But I just don’t know
La di da, la di do
La di dee
La do da dae"
Creepy Santa Outside A Hair Salon,"Creepy Santa Outside A Hair Salon
What have you brought me and what do you want
Dancing and dancing and singing a song
Creepy Santa Outside A Hair Salon
12 12 12
Santas Dancing"
Sometimes I wish we lived underground,"With all the nematodes and worms
With the pressure of 1000 suns
And no oxygen at all
I want to be deep beneath the sea
Forces acting on me that I don’t understand
Sometimes I wish we lived way up high
In the space between the stars
Where molecules are so far apart
They never meet at all
Sometimes I’m happy I live right here
With the sky above and ground below
With trees and birds and rabbits and toads
And oxygen filling up my lungs
I want to be living fancy free
Forces acting on me I don’t understand"
i am the monster in the closet,"i make all the fear in the whole world
time spins round i want to pause it
i scare all the boys and all the girls
arrange the dance with monster so loud
middle of the road the cars will stop
monster pride and monster proud
into the ditch a precipitous drop
monster monster rawr oh rawr
i live in the silent and the dark
i live in the middle of an empty drawer
i wait for ignition, spark spark spark"
"Today’s been a weird, weird day","I fell right off my horse
The horse, it turned to salt
The salt went to the sea
And said “you know, it’s not your fault”
Today’s been a weird, weird day
The rain came
It’s October
Too early, we’re not ready
It says
Though Mother Nature
Is feeling unsteady
But today’s been a weird one
weird, all shifting gears one
bleary-eyed and tears one
serious and feared one, today
It’s been a weird, weird day
Today, has been a weird, weird day
Today’s been a weird, weird day
My nerves all went to shit
I started feeling stronger
The day is getting shorted
My appetite is longer
Longer
Today’s been a weird, weird day
I’m resting on the inside
And watching lots of Star Trek
matter of miles apart
Sects or parsects
Oooh
Today’s been a weird one
weird, all shifting gears one
bleary-eyed and teared one
serious and feared, feared one, today
Today, has been a weird, weird day
Today, has been a weird, weird day"
Break dance Break,"dance break fast Breakfast
and dinner Dinner
for breakfast and break dance for break dance
your heart your heart hard Break
dance Break
dance Break
dance Break
dance I broke my dance bone I broke
my funny bone I broke my bone bone
I broke my own bone I broke my
own bone I broke my broke bone I
broke my soul bone I broke my heart
bone I broke it all I broke it
all with you with me me me I
was break dancing with me me me I
was break dancing in the heart of the
city where the things aren't pretty at all
no no they're not oh no oh no
oh no My
break dancing got out of control oh no
oh no My
breakdancing got out of control I was break
dancing for breakfast I was breakdancing for dinner
I was breakdancing for lunch bunch in the
city in a jumpsuit with pockets full of
money and a hat full of skulls that
glowed in the dark Skulls
that glowed in the dark with breakdancing love
with breakdancing love with breakdancing love made up
I made up my mind to go breakdancing
in kind of a silly spot I had
too much dinner to eat and then I
fell off of my feet and onto the
street Where
I was breakdancing for money money money money
money money money money money money money"
If you were,"Princess
P and
I
Mario we'll be
Koopa king
When will the
Bob
O
M
B explode
You remember the man and
I'm
Dr
Light who will be
Dr
Wiley ready for the fight
I am an old friend
I'm an old man
I am an organ coming together
I wanna be more
You wanna be more
Baby you stand
Sarah and
I'm a face hugger
Where can you run to escape
Escape from the mu mother"
When he said the election would be rigged,"he knew something we didn't He
was talking to Russia
It's well documented So
we need a recount we need an audit
We wanted it rigged and I think he
got it We
need to know The
country needs to know for sure So
audit the election in Wisconsin
and Michigan
In Pennsylv
I'm going Insania
ought to be election she won by 2
million Don't
want to lose those votes to Putin
and his goats Who'd
have thought that this time the way would
be led by Jill
Stein She's
raising money to bring the audit so give
a couple bucks let's do this Let's
see what this audit would bring We
gotta try everything so the country doesn't end
Audit the election in Wisconsin
and Michigan
In Pennsylvania
I'm going Insania
audit the election she won by 2 million
Don't wanna lose those votes to poop man
is goats don't want to lose those votes
Putin man his goats no no"
"Shake shake shake, shake shake shake shake","Shake shake shake, shake shake shake shake
Shake shake shake, shake shake shake shake
Shake shake shake, shake shake shake shake
Shake shake shake, with the Shake Weight
Shake shake shake, with the Shake Weight
Shake shake shake, with the Shake Weight
Shake shake shake, with the Shake Weight
When you've tried all you can think of
To get the tone you want
In your upper body muscles
For a body you can flaunt
You're searching for that miracle
To just shake the flab away
With the Shake Weight you can do it
In just six minutes a day
With the Shake Weight
Watch your body bloom
Shake shake shake
And then boom!
Shake Weight
You'll feel alive
You'll want to give yourself a high five!
High five!
Shake shake shake, with the Shake Weight
Shake shake shake, with the Shake Weight
Shake shake shake, with the Shake Weight
Shake shake shake, with the Shake Weight
Yeah"
Giants.,"Giants.
Giants.
Giants.
Giants.
Giants.
Giants.
Giants.
Giants.
Giants.
Giants.
Giants, 
Giants, 
Giants, 
Giants, 
Giants"
Is everything as bleak as it seems I,"don't know Can
you fulfill your dreams Well
I guess so Do
you have another idea in your brain Have
you had the idea to remain Have
you seen the sun in the morning Has
it come through your door with no warning
Like a lion with a tail made of
ice and fire A
guitar that's out of tune Tune
it higher tune it higher have you thought
of an idea of what you'll say next
No Well
that's a problem right here when you're making
up songs Doobily
doobily do I'm
a bad guitar player Scribblee
scroogely boo I can't do this and sing
at the same time at least not well
enough to make it work but then I
go from minor to major and somehow I
don't feel like soul judging Jerk
I don't feel like a jerk can you
tell that I'm
making up this song about stuff I didn't
take the time to tune my guitar enough
I didn't used to make up songs very
often but now I do Now
I do Now
I do now I do Cause
I think it's okay to make things up
to make things up to make things up
up"
Well he was. Shot in the head by a republican,"With an AR15 democrats tried to ban
It was just back in may the bill lost by one vote
Feel bad for his wife and his daughters, oh
“They’ll get over it, the Japanese did”
That’s what Corey Comparatore said
About men and women and their kids (in Gaza)
They will get over it, that’s what he said
He gave his life to save his kids and his wife
It’s a shame, it’s a crime, he didn’t deserve to die
I wonder can you extend the same empathy
To the children being bombed right now as we speak
When you’re there in the dark alone on your phone
Thinking some lives matter and some lives don’t
That you can laugh or even celebrate death as you do
Never feeling the fact it can happen to you"
He was a person,"But when your demonizing
Every single homeless
All you see is monsters
He was thirsty
He was hungry
He was having
really bad day
Your feed is full of people
Freaking out on each other
Does every single one of them
Deserve to die?
The question I put to you
Is: “what the fuck would Jesus do?”
You say you follow Jesus
But we both know that’s a lie
Where the fuck, where the fuck is your compassion?
What the fuck is wrong with you to cheer this on?
With one breath you extoll vigilantism
With the next you beg for rule of law
When food no bombs workers are arrested
For giving food and drink to those in need
You say fuck those commies they had it coming
While saying you pray to Jesus
But I refuse to believe this
You are might makes right goose stepping nazi
Nazi"
Everything you thought you knew was wrong About,"the pictures you should pose when you want
to get it home online What
picture will work the best Mo
what follows awesome guidelines that come from studying
data If
you want more mess here's what you should
do Women
should make a flirty face looking at the
camera Never
make a flirty face Now
looking at the camera Selfies
are the single most effective phototype for women
Cleavage works very well and it works better
as you get older But
there is a caveat If
you want your messages to lead to conversations
your photo should show you in really cool
situations Situations
Situations Holding
a guitar standing on a skateboard Sitting
on a camel dancing in the street Hey
guys you shouldn't smile Don't
look at the camera Don't
make a flirty face while not looking at
the camera Or
pose with an animal Maybe
show your muscles only if you got them
only if you're young You
would think that if there was one rule
that you can't erase it would be the
fact that you have to show your face
But this simply isn't true If
your photo is mysterious or unusual sexy the
advantages could be serious"
"Primary colors of pink, primary colors of light","You might think that they're the same
But light is a color out in the world
And pink is color in your brain
The primary colors of light are red, green and blue
These colors, they're additive
Cause when you start in darkness you
Can add some green light, so mellow
Now add some red, and that's yellow
Now just red light, ah ah
Now some blue, that's my gentile
Now just blue light, looking good man
Add some green, and that's cyan
Put them all together, turn on all the lights
Add red, green, blue together, they make white
Primary colors of pink, primary colors of light
You might think that they're the same
But light is a color out in the world
And pink is color in your brain
Primary colors of paint are magenta, yellow and cyan
These colors are subtractive
Cause of what you see and what you can
The color of the paint absorbs some light
Let's other colors get reflected
Your brain puts it all together
Your brain is very selective
Magenta subtracts out green light
But bounces back red and blue
Yellow subtracts out the blue light
But red and green bounce right back to you
Science subtracts out the red light
But green and blue come bouncing back
The more the color you add, the less light bounces
It's subtractive, buddy, and that's a fact
Now add magenta and yellow together
The light bounces back is red
Add yellow and cyan together
Green is what you get, that's what I said
Cyan and magenta together
Blue is what you will get back
Mix magenta, cyan and yellow together
And it'll be totally black, black, black
Primary colors of paint, primary colors of light
You might think that they're the same
The light is color out in the world
And paint is color in your brain
Primary colors of paint, primary colors of light
You might think that they're the same
But now you know that light is color out in the world
And paint is color in your brain
And paint is color in your brain
And light is the color out in the world
And paint is color in your brain
Light is out in the world, oh, yeah"
There are bathrooms everywhere,"Don’t fall into the creek
The Birds of Prey will not be at the meditation
Go look at the 370
Million year old rocks
Catskills is the largest watershed in the nation
Nit ee ya wants to make a difference
And she wears a lot of hats
And she infiltrated the PTA
Her kid doesn’t know it yet
But he’s gonna study CS
She forces older siblings to code at their little brother’s birthday
Yopp! Yopp! Don’t fall in the creek!
Hudson valley tech Ashokan Community
Yopp! Yopp! Don’t fall in the creek!
Be as open and present as you can be
When Jon Resig rides the subway
He doesn’t play video games
He crops out faces on Japanese woodblock prints
He’s an accidental librarian
And art historian
He scrapes the images, he doesn’t ask for permission
Population simulator
Augmented reality card game war
Computer science at Stuyvesant
I wanna play those games
Don’t be duped
By all the crappy moocs
Code school and education
Are simply not the same
Yopp! Yopp! Don’t fall in the creek!
Hudson valley tech Ashokan Community
Yopp! Yopp! Don’t fall in the creek!
Be as open and present as you can be
Give before trust is earned
Give before you get
Give small gives across broad audiences
Open source bee hives, open source seeds
Open source washing machines
Open source food, open source beer
Open source street lamps and Shakespeare
Open sources fashion and photography
Open source stenography
Open source government and education
Open sources textbooks and religion
Do you see a frog?
Do you see a horse?
Everybody is biased
That’s a matter of course
Little bits of bias
Have big consequences
And diversity is
competitive advantage
Designing for inclusion
Why care about design
The scythe was invented in 500 BC
Progressive Enhancement
Why do we have 2 sexes?
.net open source community"
We all need help in everything we do,"Call your Shot then Follow Through
Simple sincere, “How are you?”
This is who we are, it’s what we do
drivers ed teacher with narcolepsy
Who frankly resembled a lowercase B
Wasn’t a problem but an opportunity
That one adult you got to be
If not you, who, if not now when
Don’t assume the worst when you don’t understand
Tough and tender the key word is AND
Green screen Mardi Gras
Be sure to go make a butterfly
Remember each one signifies
15k children detained
They’re in our thoughts every day
Kids need imagination, relationships
Play and the ability to turn it off
day in the life of congress
Is like residency without Dansko clogs
Dr. Moo chews cud quietly
Dr. Bear is ready to learn
Friendly faces in the audience today
Energizing the room with a wave
We must teach empathy to overcome
Racial biases, we all have them
Equality doesn’t mean equity
Prescription drug prices are the worst
Physicians that care for themselves
Deliver better care to others
Standardized family centered care works
Free smoothies at the wellness center
Waldo and co won the PEDS bowl
7:30 in the morning and ready to run
Kids playing air hockey
And in the sand box
And they’re learning CPR"
He gets tired before the sun comes up,"He’s been wrestling with his emotion
When the weight of the world feels like it’s just too much
He knows at least he can rely on her love
At the end of the day he knows he didn’t do enough
There will never be a way to deal with all the stuff
That piles up into something unbearable
He knows at least he can rely on her love
Because it’s good
Better than he deserves
It fills him up
and it preserves
What little is left of his sanity
When he’s paralyzed and he needs a kick in the butt
When he closes his eyes and feels like he’s being crushed
When his skin has forgotten what it feels like to be touched
He knows at least he can rely on her love
And the world is broken in a millions ways is fucked
No one knows if the future is even gonna come
He wants to help but wonders what can be done
He knows at least he can rely on her love"
How do you deal with the sadness,"No time to mourn what’s lost
I am a mindless automaton
Got my wires crossed
How do you feel in the morning
You don’t know what to expect
Is this a broken vacation
Or a boot on my neck
My children see other children
In the park
And they say hello
But they can’t get close
At all
No they can’t get close
So how do you deal with the sadness
Do you struggle and strain
Are you lost in a day dream
Do you accept the change
How do you feel in the night time
Are you letting go
Are you forgetting everything
That you think you know"
I feel bad for the hamsters running around,"so some djs can feel alive, Hope
they're cared for and well fed? 2 to
3 years though I'll
be dead? O
little tiny racing hamster? Proving
once again that gambling's a killer app? You
don't care about the blockchain? You
just want your veggies, fruits and grains? Oh,
please? Be
good to your little tiny hamster? Use
that mud and treat them like a gangster?
Feed them apples and brown rice? Love
them more than your token title taste? Be
good to your little tiny hamster? Use
that money? Treat
them like a gangster? Feed
them apples and brown rice? Love
them more than"
Down in the riverbed,"All dried up
We been hunting fossils
We can never find enough
Army ants are working
Delivering the news
Deepest desert evening
Sunset golden hues
Don’t fall in the cactus
You might hurt your butt
Get it out with tweezers
And I’ll tell you what
This riverbed been dry
All my whole life
And in the fading light
We’re gonna be all right"
If you don’t want to live on this planet anymo," There is a place that you can go
Where janitor is the star of the show
See the big top in the sky oh how it glows
Around around the earth it goes
An orbiting circus, alleviate your curses
See the big top and how it glows
If you get to the point, where you want to join
Just wish and make it so
When the despair becomes like a giant oaf
Ripping down trees of pine and oak
Just know there is a place that you can go
Where the janitor is the star of the show
Around around the earth it goes
An orbiting circus, alleviate your curses
See the big top and how it glows
If you get to the point, where you want to join
Just wish and make it so"
I spread the gospel,"Like any good disciple
I said look at this
Isn’t it the future?
I stood on stages
Saying, isn’t this outrageous
The bug was so contagious
So new and so pure
I know I sound just like an old man
Yelling at the clouds
Change the only constant grandpa
Get on board right now
But I refuse to go along with this
Take your bloody diamond and stick em where
The sun don’t fit
It makes me sick to my stomach
There’s no boots of billionaires
You won’t beg to lick
So fuck you all
I balked at visa
And it puked at Yuga
It wasn’t what I thought
The future would be
But this fucking neckless
Is the check that broke the checklist
It feels like my heart
Was ripped out of me
The progeny of the world’s
3rd most wealthy man
Nepotism and terrible taste
I guess go hand in hand"
First there was no chair,"Then there was a chair
Then there was no chair
Then there was a chair
Whoa-oooooooo-a-ooooooo
First I didn’t care
Then I did care
Then I didn’t care
Then I cared
Whoa-oooooooo-a-ooooooo
First it went nowhere
Then it went somewhere
Then it went nowhere
And now it goes somewhere
Whoa-oooooooo-a-ooooooo
Do-do-da-do-da-do, do da do da do
Do do do do"
All right here we go Right,"Stupid Have
you played the new Zelda
Have you played the new Zelda
Have you played the new Zelda
Cause you should Nintendo
has released a new Zelda
game And
I know what you're thinking that they're all
the same but this one is different in
so many ways It's
the best Zelda
game in a long long time The
mechanics have changed They've
really slightly changed It's
subtle enough that it's still Zelda
The parts are just rearranged High
rule and low rule I know you know
what I'm
saying It's
the best Zelda
game in a long long time So
have you played the new Zelda
Have you played the new Zel
Have you played the new Zelda
Cause you should All
the items are available pretty much from the
go and the map is more open as
you wander to and fro Solving
all those puzzles makes you feel just like
a pro It's
the best Zelda
game in a long long time The
boss fights are fun and the graphics are
great Link
really knows how to carry his weight There's
so much to love so little to hate
It's the best Zelda
game in a long long time Have
you played the new Zelda
Have you played the new Zelda
Have you played the new Zelda
Cause you tell me have you played the
new Zelda
Have you played the newselda Have
you played the news Elder
Cause it's good I'm
talking real real good Can
I tell you a trick that I learned
from Nathan
Johnson"
Down along the river,"They’re taking me to task
All the things I wanted
But was too afraid to ask
Now that I am leaving
They’re gonna pull me down
Out into the ocean
Where the fishes make this sound
Mana down from heaven
fate that’s worse than death
heart that has no blood
lung that has no breath
The sky fills up with angels
Bringing their swords down
Out into the ocean
Where the fishes make this sound"
I cut the paper with the scissors,"I put them down
But I cut my hand
You’re not in a position
To dictate terms
To make demands
Every little step we’ve taken to get us this far
Has led right here
So let me make this clear
Don’t push it
Don’t push it
I like you cuz you’re beautiful
An oak tree misfit
Don’t push it
Don’t push it
You got a lot to learn
On this rocket ship
I hear the warble of the stream
And I pushed you in
And you pulled me down
We dried off in the sun
As we walked
And the sun swung round
Every single time i spoke out of turn
You disappeared
So let me make this clear"
Vitalik is the anti-christ,"God hates NFTs
Make fiat great again
Crypto is a sin
Ban Adam bomb squad
Repent or get rugged
Listen to bill gates
Anti meta masker"
I wonder what's inside your buckle I wonder,"what's inside your buckle I wonder what's inside
your buckle I wonder what the side of
your coal maybe there's astronauts maybe there's aliens
all inside your butthole maybe there's astronautics there's
aliens all inside your butthole I wonder what's
inside her butt hole what's inside her butt
hole I always wanna know I wonder what's
inside side of buckle what's inside your buckle
I always wanna know what's inside your buckle
I always wanna know I wonder what's inside
your buckle maybe there's astronautic there's aliens all
inside your buckle I wonder what's inside your
buckle what's inside your buckle I always wanna
know I wonder what's inside the buckle what's
inside a buckle I always wanna know what
what's the sign of book I always want
to know I wonder what's the sign of
book I always want to know what kind
of book I always want to know what
kind of book"
Memories unfolding Chunks,"of electricity dislodged The
hand you thought you were holding Is
actually a figment of your head and it
isn't there at all My
synapse My
folded gray Matter
making me do and say Whatever
I have to to survive This
is a matter of life and death I
didn't ask to be alive But
I will fight till i have nothing left
Dark doors unlocking Whispered
voices that speak to me I can't see
who's talking If
I could see I'd
clearly know just how to be My
chemicals My
DNA Churning
making me do and say Whatever
I have to to survive This
is a matter of life and death I
didn't ask to be alive But
I will fight till i have nothing left
I thought all the wires had been severed
But I soldered them back together it's an
always risky sad endeavor Turning
back on the lights Waves
of heat come flooding It's
a system overload The
picture's dark, the signal's muddy And
we're on the dark side of the road
My heart beats Says
bombs away My
lungs contract and I'll
do or say"
Hey hey now Sitting,"on the back porch hey hey now doing
my song hey hey now you gotta pass
the tour that's what Eric
Swalwell said to Joe
Biden the other night at libate And
then he dropped down hey hey now he
dropped down hey now hey hey now we
don't need another billionaire entering into the democratic
race Hey
hey now it's really humid out Climate
change is a real thing that's gonna kill
all of us and there's not gonna be
enough water to go around and everyone's gonna
be fighting for it and it's gonna suck
and oh no oh no hey hey now
here in suburbia there's so many people everywhere
hey hey now just look around you Don't
you love all the people in your life
that love you back And
they're your friends and family and they're so
important Yeah
hey hey now hey hey now sitting on
the back porch thinking about everything that's in
my brain hey hey now you gotta pass
detour that's what Eric
sw and then he dropped down he dropped
down he dropped down he dropped down"
Hold it against you,"I won’t hold it against you
I don’t have anything to
Put in the place where my heart was
Lifting up the sun every morning is arduous
Covering this city in cloud made out of cumulous
Fighting like vulcans and romulans
It’s too long
It’s too late
I don’t have any ideas
I’m not stuck
The world’s just stopped moving
Skate to where the puck
Is going to be tomorrow
I’m not satisfied
I’m just not sure what I’m proving
By acting in this story
With happiness and sorrow
Sign a waiver
I will sign a waiver
If that’s what it takes where
Ever you’re coming from
Holding up these buildings with steel arms is tiring
Pressing sand down into glass with bombs I keep firing
Trying not to show you I’m spent and perspiring
It’s too long
It’s too late
I don’t have any ideas"
little bit of free time,"Down 4th avenue
little bit of dusty snow
I enjoy the view
People come and people go and nothing stays the same
I was in St. Lucia and I recognized your name
Brooklyn, Oh Brooklyn
Some of your trains go above the ground
Brooklyn, Oh Brooklyn
I can't imagine life without you now
Fredrick Law Olmsted
Liked Prospect better than Central Park
You've got more beards than a homestead
And more beer than a Belgian Bar
little bit of quiet
Sitting on my stoop
little bit of passing the time
With a neighbor two
People come and people go and nothing stays the same
I can barely make the rent but why should I complain?
Brooklyn, Oh Brooklyn
I love your trees and it feels like home
Brooklyn, Oh Brooklyn
Where the rooftop chickens and gardens grow
Brooklyn, Oh Brooklyn
The G train never shows up
but Brooklyn, Oh Brooklyn
There's no end to my borough love"
Every day the news gets a little bit,"harder to take Every
day the internet seems more like a mistake
There’s a lot that can be learned from
just staring at a wall If
your hearts in the right place If
you own your mistakes You
can stand tall Nobody’s
independent, it doesn’t exist You
rely on that and I rely on this
And through a billion little choices we all
foot the bill That’s
when we discover We
lift up each other By
sheer will But
most of the time pretending That
I’m not dying a bit each day That
every second passing Isn’t
a chance that got away Use
your legs Use
your throat Even
when there’s nothing to say Even
when there’s nowhere to go Now
he’s got a scar above his right eye
Will it make him look tough, will he
be a real tough guy The
future seems so far away but I know
it isn’t All
time is happening now Like
crash boom kapow If
you’re a wizard Advanced
technology is indistinguishable from magic But
it’s also super boring to the community that
has it Like
shit my matter replicator is on the fritz
again Gotta
print new parts What
a pain in my arse Let’s
go for a virtual swim"
When I was little I would go hiking in the woods,"And I would see a porcupine and I would get scared
Porcupine hanging out up in a tree
Is it gonna drop down, down on me?
If you gotta a porcupine who loves you so
Never ever never ever never let him go
Gotta wear gloves when you stroke his back
But at least he won't attack you, oh
Porcupine
Porcupine
You’re my friend
I love you, til the end
Until the end
I never knew a porcupine could be so cute
Like a little puppy chasing after my boot
I'd let him sleep in the bed with me
But the quills might stick up in the sheets
If you gotta a porcupine who loves you so
Never ever never ever never let him go
Life is tough and you may find
That life gets better with a porcupine
Porcupine
Porcupine
You are my friend
And I will love you
Til the end
Until the end"
I used to mow the lawn,"When there was a lawn to mow
I'd jump into the pond
And I'd say “Geronimo!”
Now all I see is concrete
Trees that never knew a forest
And it makes me sad
And that leads me to this chorus
Everything is digital
Everything is digital
We are digital
Everything is digital
The trees are digital
Everything is digital
Everything is digital
I had a sweater once
It was soft and made of wool
That was before I became a vegan
Before everything was digital
Now it's polyester or maybe poly cotton blends
But the cotton that they clothe us in
Is like cotton that pretends
Because
Everything is digital
D-d-d-digital
Everything is digital
You are digital
Everything is digital
D-d-d-digital
Everything is digital
This song is digital
La la la la la la la la la lala
La la la la la la la la la lala
Oh but oh, you might think I'm crazy
Oh but oh, that's ok
Every generation is sure their time is the most fucked up
The funny thing about my generation is that we're right
Everything is digital
Everything is digital
D-d-digital
Your face is digital
Everything is digital"
It piles up,"It all piles up
And can you say that you’re strong enough
Can you say that you only did good things
Even given all of your mood swings
What does it all come down to?
Ask yourself who is around you?
What will you member a year from now
5 years 10 years 50 years out
In the morning
In the evening
In the big and little every kind of feeling
In the cracks between those moments
universe of stars are glowing
Tragedy requires hope
So I check out and I’m just like nope
Don’t expect and you’re not disappointed
But then you’re life is all disjointed"
Baby was up in the middle of the night,"Cuz he’s not been feeling well
Coughing and wheezing and he wasn’t nursing
And I was sucking all of the snot out
We went into the bathroom and turned on the shower
Filled it all up with steam
He was confused it was 1am
But it was the only way that he would eat
Eventually we got him back down
Floating off in his dream boat
And as I went to sleep I felt it come on
That first little pain in my throat
And now I’m sick oh
I’m getting sick yeah
And now I’m sick oh
I’m getting sick yeah"
There are hackers out there and they want,"your stuff They
are never gonna stop so you gotta get
tough Keep
your database safe keep it secure From
evil mouths and thoughts content and pure Your
in charge of important files protect those files
like you protect your child. Database
security is important for sure keep it secure
keep your files safe Keep
the hackers out you'll be sorry one day
if you go without So
what are you going to do keep the
files safe How
are you going to do it database security
So what your gonna do keep the files
safe How
are you going to do it database security
Your in charge of important files protect those
files like you protect your child"
my name is mr. barry screwskull i drive,"those screws all day long on the banks
of the subterranean river i dream of my
home when i was just a little itty
bitty pup my pappy said to me barry,
i'm not long for this world i'm a
heading for the surface today it was on
that day that i knew i was alone
though my comrades are all around me everywhere
deep inside my throat are words never spoken
harder than a sailor's but softer than a
prayer don't you know the time has come
for leaving the end is near the calandar
draws to a close fixated on your claws,
if you took the time to pause you'd
start believing you'd root it out of the
dirt with your nose i never saw the
point of marriage what use have i for
a wife kick out a few pups, watch
the sunday parade go by no, not me,
that is not my life in the back
of my burrow i keep it all hidden
my first class ticket straight out of here
you say you want to come with me
but i don't think you understand where i'm
going all molemen disappear so it's goodbye to
the tunnels and gossip goodbye to the old
tin whistle whine goodbye to the subterranean river
goodbye to the home that was never mine"
My heart is beating,"All of the time
Thanks to some old
Old parts of my mind
It does all this work that I can't control
Like a celestial body careening through the vacuum of space
There is nothing I can do
So I'll just lay here with you
I’m breathing in
Even when I don't think
Little trees inside
Lungs so pink
Every time I stop to try and make sense of it
I find myself getting kind of panicked
I picture my skull beneath my face looking at you
There’s nothing I can do
country goes on with it’s head cut off
Tough on the outside, on the inside soft
Broken bones and an old malaise
Moving slower than tectonic plates
We can try to steer it but it’ll always do
What it wants to do
So I'll just lay here with you
My hands and voice just make a song
I don't even think about it just go along
Sometimes it sucks and sometimes it's ok
The main thing really is that it doesn't matter anyway
I just keep working through"
Another position another line in the sand,"Another admission we don't understand
No rest for the weary
I see you clearly
window is broken with an hourglass
Sand is golden and time drifts past
No time like the present it's what is and what isn't
The trees are all blooming, the rain has arrived
Business is booming, we're buried alive
No love lost in combat
Lovelorn in all that
Colors and lightness
Greyness and dark
Doesn't take trickery to know who you are
No guns left on the table"
Elon Musk liked an anime thirst trap,"And now likes are private
Elon Musk liked an anime thirst trap
And now likes are private
He’s a 52 year old man
With 11 kids from 3 different moms
He’s a fascist billionaire
Son of a Dimond mine owning shitheel
Wannabe dictator, oh yeah
Elon Musk liked an anime thirst trap
And now likes are private
Elon Musk liked an anime thirst trap
And now likes are private"
"It’s a cold, cold civil war","And it’s gonna heat up before
Too long
Well off white men carrying guns
The way they look in their imagination
So so different
From reality
Snowflake chucklekfucks
And it’s gonna be
It’s a cold, cold civil war
Corporate greed rotten to the core
They want it bad
Lily white snowflakes playing Rambo
Just about as pathetic as you can go
They wanna overthrow
But can’t figure out
That they’re only overthrowing
Themselves"
In Atlantic magazine,"In the land of the free
They writing about how one might
Kill children legally
All while children burn in Rafah
Mere miles away
It’s a Jewish holiday
“33 days gone, lets celebrate on
This bonfire”, they say
Referring to the children that burned in Rafah
It’s a red line jubilee
From the leader of the free
He could end it all
With one phone call
But he’s nowhere to be seen
All While children burn in Rafah
“Decapitated babies!” They screamed
To justify the ends justifying the means
But that justification was itself a lie
And the means are headless burning babies
Why why why why why
I get my children dressed
I tidy up the mess
I read books and sing
And sing to them
As I put them to bed"
Sometimes I think that I should be somewhere,"out on the middle of the sea But
I just wanna keep up with you You
run this way and you run that we
put on fun closing a hat in life
I can keep up with you and I
can't keep up keep up with you And
I can't keep up keep up with you
Oh I can't keep up keep up with
you at all no no time it sits
like a little petal on a little flower
Going so metal And
I can't keep up with you And
I just wanna go where the wild things
are Get
out on the middle of the car in
the mid middle of the street and dance
But I can't keep up with you Said
I can keep up keep up with you
and I can't keep up keep up with
you And
I can keep up keep up with you
at all No
no Little
ones run and little ones walk Sometimes
they even learn to talk and they say
you know you can't keep up with her
I know I I know I know they're
right So
I can sing to myself in the middle
of the night This
song it goes I can't keep up with
you I can't keep up keep up with
you and I can't keep up keep up
with you And
I can't keep up keep up with you
at all no no no no I can't
keep up keep up with you and I
can't keep up keep up with you And
I can't keep up keep up with you
at all no"
INSTRUMENTAL Q&A,"You will be rewarded in the end, you
will be rewarded Have
a seat, tell your tale, put yourself in
the belly of the whale If
you know in the end you'll be rewarded,
if you know in the end you'll be
rewarded You
will be rewarded, you will be rewarded Tell
yourself, throw the greater good, tell yourself that
you should be rewarded Oh,
you deserve to be rewarded If
you take, make a pie, put politician in
the eye Oh,
and you will be rewarded, and suddenly you'll
be rewarded Oh,
online, shout the most, make them all jealous
and boast Oh,
and you will be rewarded, engage in me,
you will be rewarded You
will be rewarded, you will be rewarded Take
your time, don't look back, keep it on,
undress Oh,
and you will be rewarded, just take one,
just take two Take
another, if it's you Oh,
and you will be rewarded Oh,
and you will be rewarded You
will be rewarded"
Today you’ll find me pushing the sand around,"the parking lot Oh
don’t mind me pushing the sand with a
broom that I bought And
I’m an adult which means I got responsibilities
And it’s not my fault that all the
songs I write are contradictory Today
you’ll find me whining about all the things
I don’t have time to do If
you unwind me I’ll
gather like thread unspooling right before you And
if you wanted a better song from me
then you should have helped But
this life it don’t belong to me, in
fact it belongs to anyone else Now
you’re thinking this is weird He
modulated over to another key Why
oh why would he do this Crazy
kind of thing to me Today
you’ll find me sipping my chai tea and
counting my caloric intake Despite
my clear eyes, I still seem to struggle
with my body which is overweight I try
to love this flabby body that I inhabit
day to day But
a lifetime of conditioning to see it as
a moral failing makes it really hard to
say the least"
Matt Mullenweg founded Wordpress,"With a distinct ideology
That is all ideas build on each other
And information wants to be free
Wordpress is worth billions of dollars
And it’s built on open source
And to Matt the fact that it should be this way
Is just a matter of course
Chris Pearson founded DIYThemes
And success was the result
He don’t believe in open source
He thinks that it’s a cult
He’s been fighting Mullenweg
And what he sees as abuse
He releases Thesis 2
With more restrictive terms of use
Back in 2008
Mullenweg pulled 200 themes
For not using GPL
Some folks thought this was mean
Pearson filed for some patents that
Smell quite like a patent troll
It’s hard to see it as anything but
Patent filing out of control
Mullenweg bought Thesis.com
Out from under Pearson
Which seemed kind of catty at best
But in refusing to sharealike
Pearson spends all day and night
In conflict with the principles
Of Wordpress
When will it stop, where will it end?
Can’t these two men make up and be friends?V
Are all themes derivative works
We won’t know until it hits the courts"
When you won’t do something you don’t want,"to And
I make you Because
I love you and I think I know
whats best for you And
I put you through this because I have
to I don’t want it to be this
way You
are screaming at me And
I’m upset with you But
I hope you see some day When
you are grown like me How
much that I love you And
I am trying my best And
I know that you are too Together
we’ll be all right I believe in me
and you I believe in me and you
To make it through Together
we can do Anything
And when you push on through To
find yourself in the light blue I’ll
be there to cheer for you"
I am excited for Night,"In The
Woods I wanna play it But
in my gut I know I'm
gonna struggle To
find the time Something's
changed in me I still get excited 'bout
video games But
I can't seem to sit down to play
All the games that I get excited about
i listen all the time to gaming podcasts
i follow the news but, but it's not
what i do in my down time and
that really haunts me i don't know what
it is, I buy the games and I
just don't play them even lost constellation It's
sitting right on my computer oh gods of
gaming please take me back to the promised
land Everything
is changing I need to grab miyamoto's hand
when i was a kid it was all
i did i guess i got priorities music
to make and friends to hang with it's
so different than it used to be but
i miss the playing games like i used
to I miss playing games like i used
to I've
got a beautiful wife And
an 8 month old who's crawling around I
want to turn him on To
all the games I loved as a kid
But that won't be for a while He's
just a little baby I can't seem to
sit down to play I got too much
to do supporting my family when i was
a kid it was all i did i
guess i got priorities wife to love and
kid to play with It's
so different than it used to be I
can hear them calling me Every
game that I've
ever beat Blowing
in the cartridge everyday If
I don't have games to play"
There's something about raccoons,"That really makes me scared
When they stare at me with eyes that seem to know
That pierce right through my flesh
into my heart and lay it bare
What do you see raccoon please tell me so
I can see it for myself
I need your animal help
To tell me what I'm missing
With my human eyes
Look into my soul
I'll freeze and lose control
You'll eat all of my trash
And make me realize
What good is being
Human doing me
All my neuroses
Only ruin me
Sure I've got everything
human could ask for
But then there's so much
I should be taken to task for
There's a raccoon on the roof
And she's trying to get inside
Mostly she wants food to feed her young
She peeks her head down
Through the window there's those eyes
Mystically aligned with the fading sun
Scratch scratch scratch
She's on the insides of my ribs
Like a miner sifts for gold
In the dirt so plain and fine
She's clawing her way out
Passing arteries and lungs
Without a proper map
no telling what she'll find
Now she has left
And so I feel relieved
Like after a long hard session of therapy
To be opened up
Examined piece by piece
The raccoon knows what she wants me to be
Just like her
Wild and wise and wicked
Nothing between the lines
Nothing hidden or held back
Somewhere along the way
Humans we're all sickened
Embarrassed by our shame
And aware of what we lack"
All my friends were sick for days,"I partied with them anyway
We are so close it's not mysterious
That we should share all our bacterias
Don't get me down go wash your hands
I haven't been sick in months
Drinking smoothies taking naps
And lots of vitamins
I don't want to get sick
I've got too much to do
I'm putting up a brick wall
Between me and you
I am healthy
My antibodies are on the prowl
I warned you
Before I came over
That I was sick
I sound congested
I'll wipe the guitar down before I go"
Drawing on Jupiter's,"face, drawing on Jupiter's
face, drawing on Jupiter's
face, with sunscreen, foaming up epiphanies less, foaming
up epiphanies less, foaming up epiphanies less, with
sunscreen, with sunscreen, with sunscreen, with sunscreen. Lathering
a momma's bag, lathering a momma's bag, lathering
a momma's bag, with sunscreen. I'm
not putting on, I'm
not putting on, I'm
not putting on. With
sunscreen, with sunscreen, with sunscreen, with sunscreen."
Many furries point to the Disney,"animated Robin
Hood as one of the earliest examples The
fandom has its roots in the underground comics
movement Very
explicit According
to some pornographic actors Fluffers
are no longer needed because of the medical
advancements of program and impulse advancements Oh
my God"
Tell me what's on your mind Tell,"me what you're willing to leave behind Is
it something that I know the name of
Is it love Is
it love Don't
touch it just leave it be don't touch
it Just
leave it where you found it I said
don't touch it Just
leave it be and you will be me
someday Tell
me what you have Tell
me what you're willing to part with Tell
me what you thought about yesterday what you're
holding in your heart with don't touch it
Leave it be don't touch it Just
leave it to me don't touch it it
might not taste good don't put it in
your mouth no I don't think you tell
me what you're gonna do and I'll
show you something inside of you that you
never quite knew was there it's not okay
to stare don't touch it Leave
it be don't touch it you will someday
be me because we are made out of
the same molecul Use
them rules I didn't write them"
Nobody can teach you,"Nobody can reach you
Nobody can do it
But you
Don’t ask me questions
i don’t have the answers
If you're looking to learn to sing
Or become a professional dancer00
There’s no way out
The only way is through
We’re in this together
But it’s all up to you
Nobody can teach you
Nobody can reach you
Nobody can do it
But you
I had a hard time
Figuring out the basics
There was a lot of fear there
At some point I had to face it
I felt this ache
I felt this burn
It’s taken me a lifetime
I’ve still got a lot to learn
Nobody can teach you
Nobody can reach you
Nobody can do it
But you"
On the Today Show,"You never know what you’re gonna get
Maybe ballroom dancing
Or how to take care of your pet
In the winter time I’m from America
Does it get very cold in Australia?
When it’s winter there
It’s summer here
I kinda think that’s really weird
On the Today Show
Weekday mornings from 5:30 to 9
Georgie Gardner leads the news
(She’s hot)
Lisa Wilkinson is super fine
(Oh yeah)
Cam does sports
Richard Wilk does entertainment
Richard Reed gossips from LA
With their powers combined
From 5:30 to 9
The crack team that is today
Todayyyyy
On Today
Todayyyyyy
On Today
Today"
Go for pro,"If you’re mega man or abobo
Compete and do
Your best and you
Will find that you have won
We picked 5 elegant games
This year instead of four
To really go for pro
You have to pick one more
The email thread, eating all your data
Check it thrice
Check it six more times
The email thread
Missing Jeff and Joe
No Hobson’s at the Pro
But wait what’s the small
Is it grass, I can’t tell?
YES! It’s jeff and joe
The email thread"
Somebody said I'll just leave it right here,"I'll leave this thing here forever
I won't pick it up and I won't look at it
All previous ties are severed
Boxes are piled up in our minds
Where nobody seems to notice
wheel of summer breaks in wintertime
from the ashes of a lotus
Monster o monster will you come out
Will you come out and play
We can do dress up and you can be king
You can just blow me away
Monster I need you clear and alert
Making all kinds of decisions
Feeding my heart to the dogs in the park
And feeding the dogs to the pigeons
This is the price now this is the piece
The one that will complete the puzzle
Taking the chains off, unhooking the heart
Disintegrate the muzzle
Boxes are piled up in our minds
I think it's time to destroy them
Tools you have gathered from all of time
Now is the time to employ them"
This is really happening don't you see the,"flood This
is really happening down into the mud this
is really happening what you think is gone
to happen when everything is gone Everything
is gone Nothing
ever lasts you know humans least of all
we flit into existence Then
we fade into the dark so this is
really happening Take
the time to look all around you and
read another book oh oh this is really
happening this is really happening what's happening yeah
yeah yeah this is isn't this isn't this
isn't this isn't this is really happening Butterflies
and bees they're really dying so American
cheese I'm
more provolone soon it will be gone and
we'll be left all alone Slave
unto our thoughts O
to our thoughts so this is really happening
this is really happening this is really happening
oh it's happening"
Slowly the world is waking up,"Dead white people is all it took
Underneath the rubble
The universe
You finally hear it
If only so many people didn’t have to die first
Home of the brave, land of the free
You only see what you want to see
Eat another hot dog
Drink that wine
The screams cut through
In a tangle of guilt and fear that you can never unwind
As if emerging from a drugged out pitch
Where wrong and right nobody knows which is which
Folding laundry
There’s a bell that tolls
For the heavy weight of souls that have no place to go"
For astute observation,"Daring Fireball, oh
Informed speculation
Daring Fireball
With John Gruber
Daring Fireball, oh
For in depth analysis
Daring Fireball, yeah
Doesn’t get any better than this
Oh, John Gruber
Don’t follow him on Twitter
Unless you really like baseball
He really likes baseball
John Gruber, yeah"
I'm gonna go see star wars,"I'm gonna go see star wars
Join the resistance
Join the resistance
Join the resistance
Star wars
Star wars
Star wars
Star wars
Star wars
Star wars
Star wars
Star wars"
When you don’t want to hang out with your friends,"You sit alone and cry and moan
About the pain that will never end
But I’m your friend and I want to hang
With the Sunday morning blossoms and the sun
Come out and feel the breeze
Tell your ovaries that it’s time to go have some fun
Don’t let your ovaries get you down
You’re the most powerful woman around
Don’t let your ovaries ruin your day
Come out and play with me
Come out and play with me"
Daisy the unicorn and Crocodile,"the dragon like to fly together They
eat blueberries and gummies and carrots And
Rosie the monster dragon likes to eat the
flying fish Cause
they are everywhere They're
everywhere She
eats the flying fish because they're everywhere And
then they went back to the castle to
help have a tea party And
they ate the blueberries and gummies and carrots
again And
then Rosie
the monster dragon accidentally ate Daisy
the unicorn She
said I'm
sorry And
then Daisy
teleported out of Rosie's
giant tummy And
then it was time to go to bed
Except there were all these flying fish They
were everywhere They
were everywhere There
were flying fish everywhere They
were everywhere There
were flying fish everywhere Flying
fish in my hair Flying
fish everywhere They
were everywhere The
end La
la la la la"
"Are ya winning, son?","Do you even know the rules?
Are you the one eyed kind among
billion greater fools?
Are you being ruthless?
Are you playing fair?
Do you drink the blood the vanquished?
Making socks out of their hair?
Are ya winning son?
Are your thoughts impure?
Has your journey just begun?
Of your never ending tour?
Is the keyboard lighting up
And showing you the way
Is fear or is it love
Your subjects must obey?
Are ya winning son?
In the battle of the memes?
Did you get the alliance done
With the tiger in your dreams?
Did you make the gesture?
That God himself denied?
Are you calm and measured?
Are you satisfied?"
When you’re living in a worry,"Is it gonna be your last
And you’re in such a hurry
You’re going nowhere fast
Take out the garbage
Do all the dishes
Then let your muscles flex
Into the night with your x ray specs
You’ve got no talent
You’ve no advantage
But you speak a language
And only you understand it
Change the baby’s diaper
Bring inside the stroller
Irresistible opposite sex
Into the night with your x ray specs
I had a nightmare last night
That we were still together
I woke up feeling not right
Hope i don’t feel this way forever
I see through the pavement
I see through the mountain of time
I see through the innocent
To stop each and every crime
Hold me, hold me close
Don’t look through me like ghost
If your phone beeps, ignore the text
Come in from the night, take off your x ray specs"
Once a while,"Everything becomes so clear
The focus feeling
No doubt or hate or fear
Hey I’m a soldier
Fighting for world peace
Hey I'm older
Than I appear at first glance
Christmas joking
Ha ho I never expect
The doors that are closing
Or the sky when it erupts
Hey I’m a boxer
Fighting just to get paid
Hey I'm a rock star
Disgusted at what I've made
Oooooooohhh
Ooooh oooh ooh
Ooooh oooh ooh
Living in a station
One stationary set
Of chess in motion
blind old teacher’s pet
Hey I'm a loser
Fighting for my chance
Hey it's closer
Than it appears at first glance
Ooooh oooh ooh
Ooooh oooh ooh2
Once in a while
Everything just falls away
It's all a jumble
And the face on the monitor says
Hey I'm a angel
Fighting for all you folks
Hey I’ll wrangle
The wheels and their spokes
Ooooh oooh ooh
Ooooh oooh ooh
Ooooh oooh ooh
Ooooh oooh ooh"
Aren’t you tired of this yet,"I’m as tired as can get
All the vases have been broken
All the spells have been misspoken
When will the tide begin to turn
Touch the clouds and start the stars
Mine is yours and theirs is ours
Staring at the white space on the screen
Trying to tell you what I mean
When will the tide begin to turn
My sides are split, my lips are hit
My hips are hugging the seat I sit
Pissed and posing my eyes are closing
My eyes are eyesing and my nose is nosing
When will the tide begin to turn
There’s nothing for you here
You might as well give up
You might as well fight gravity
You might as well hate love
You might as well touch sanity
In the time of 45
You might as well die before
You have a chance to be alive
The back seat flows, blowholes blow
The ship is full of cows you know
The sun is rising sinking dunking
In my brain I am spelunking
When will the tide begin to turn"
Ceiling fan Keep,"me cool now it's time to go to
draw on my pillow on the bed Rest
my soul my sleep in hell it's time
to sleep it's time to sleep so to
keep my time to sleep singing fair Ceiling
fan I'm
just a man I feel and finish seeing
fam Ceiling
f It's
time to sleep oh messy me fancy"
Jupiter's got a stick and he likes to,"carry it all around all around Do
you want to make up some words Stick
stick stick stick Your
turn Stick
stick stick stick Jupiter's
got a stick Stick
stick stick stick Jupiter's
got a stick Can
you sing that with me Stick
stick stick stick Jupiter's
got us Stick
stick stick stick stick Jupiter's
got a stick Guitar
What Guitar
I said you have a guitar Papa's
got a guitar Papa
has got a guitar Stick
stick stick stick Jupiter's
got a stick and Papa's
got a guitar Ah
O Papa
has got a guitar Where
are we right now Make
up something about where we are We're
in Bennington
College And
the bees are alive in Bennington
College And
the trees and the freeze and the bot
Papa's bot is alive in Ben
College Stick
stick stick stick Jupiter's
got a stick Stick
stick stick stick Jupiter's
got a stick and Papa
has got a guitar R
O Papa
has got a guitar R
that's the end of the song And
my stick is not going down until the
breeze come Do
you want to jump Sure
Nice"
Winter is coming,"The night is very long
And you are gonna need somebody
To carry you along
You gotta find somebody to hold you
When the snow begins to fall
You gotta find somebody who loves you
More than anything at all
Somebody to hold the door
Somebody to hold the door
To care about you like no one before
To hold the door
Winter is coming
The past will never change
You’re going to need somebody
To help carry your pain
You gotta find somebody who gets you
Right down to the core
You gotta find somebody strong enough
To hold the door
Winter is coming
You can’t stop the king alone
Echos in the footsteps
Fire on the iron throne
You gotta find somebody to hold you
When the long night finally comes
Somebody who would die for you
So that you can see the sun"
If I had a penny for all the time I’ve wasted,"I’d be a pretty penny richer than I am
All the energy I put into mixed up emotions
Never really even trying to understand
It’s not me
That you see
It’s not you
You see through
I could be
broken tree
Feeling sorry
For the ocean blue
If I had a penny every broken heart I mended
Living in the shadows and always on the run
Chasing off the geese from the babies in the field
It’s a dirty job but it must get done"
The sun will be out shining,"You’ll wipe your eyes and you’ll realize
You’ve been awake for 40 days
And that’s when it’ll hit you
You’ve been at your computer
Youtube and Facebook and Twitter
And you’ll be amazed
Can you really, really tell me
That you get satisfied
Getting lost in the tangle of tubes while you’re losing your mind?
There’s only one known cure for this
And if you’ve got it don’t take any chances
Put on your pants
Cancel your plans
Get outside and get dancing"
Normal,"Who wants to be normal
In the depth of your core you’ll
Find that nothing inside you is anything like
Normal
No nothing is formal
When your form is warm we’ll
Cuddle in a puddle of limbs lying dormant
In our soulful
As the days go by you’re older
Things never get normal
They get boring sometimes
But only when curiosity dies
You resuscitate with eyes
That see the world brand new
It’s all so beautiful to you
But not normal"
I’m working my ass off,"And I ain’t got much to show
I’ve got empty pockets
As I try to follow my nose
The whole world is moving
And I’m just standing still
I used to have time to ruminate
Used to have time to kill
but not any more
I feel bad about these songs
Like I’m letting you down
I write them in five minutes
And then I gotta go run around
I don’t know how I got here
I don’t know where I go next
I used to go to the park to just think
I had time to be perplexed"
Fantastic finger work phil,"Fantastic finger work phil
I like the way you touch that bar
You touch it so good
You touch it so good
You touch it real good
No iMac
No Mac Pro
I really needed a
New MacBook Pro though
I’m sad to say No 5k display
But Phil’s finger work made it all OK"
Table table table,"Sit down at the table
Let me serve a drink
Just as soon as I am able
Going going going
Which way are you going
Are you coming with me
I have no way of knowing
And your mouth shuts tight
And the bells ring night
And my clock gets wound
And we go to ground"
Been tired all day been tired all day,"I woke up and I took a nap
immediately I really don't want to write this
song right now but I got to Cause
that's what I I'm
on about Every
single day Every
single day Every
single day Every
single day I been so tired I want
to go to sleep again Even
though I already took one nap today I
don't know why I'm
feeling this way today I gotta cool to
bed sooner sooner than later Cause
that's what I do all the time I
stay up too late and by late I
mean 1000 at night Oh
no oh no no I said why me
tired again Why
I'm me tired again I don't got time
for grand and I don't got time for
anything I said why me tired again I'm
so tired so sleepy You
won't see me you won't see me jumping
up and down out of my chair making
a fool of myself again somewhere That's
what I do every day is what I
do every day I got stuff all over
my one century So
I'm wearing a jacket today I'm
so tired so goddamn tired So
tired I can barely keep my eyes open"
Well Heather,"had crazy big hair down at Dino's
bar She
played hard to get for a while but
Sean wouldn't give up at all And
now Bastion
Jones and Chloe
Patra snuggle up next to her when she's
having trouble waking up in the morning She
looks at Sean
her photographer a living down a new altar
wearing three robes at once cooking up amazing
meals They've
been engaged for 60 months making art about
mermaids and modeling for Shawn
Listen to those doggies Bark
bark bark She's
really close to her mom Mom
And Heather
Oh Heather
though you lost your engagement ring Well
Sean wants to know He
really wants to know Will
you marry him next week So
tell us Heather
Will you marry him next week Will
you marry him next week Heather
will you do Sean
the honor of marrying you next week For
real"
For a while we had no neighbors upstairs,"For a while we had no neighbors upstairs
Now we got some neighbors upstairs and they're really loud
Now we got some neighbors upstairs and they're really really loud
The neighbors downstairs think
I'm really loud but
I'm only loud during the day
The neighbors upstairs are loud
The neighbors upstairs are loud
The neighbors upstairs are lo
Loud loud loud"
HEY! YOU!,"With that dumb jpeg
You can’t use
bitcoin that way
JUST SAY NO
To N F T
BITCOIN SHOULD
BE ONLY MONEY
Trustless, Decentralized, no intermediaries, but come on guys
Miners should censor
Let’s put some fear in them
That unless these people stop"
cloth is placed over the detainee’s face Cold,"water is poured on the cloth The
wet cloth creates a barrier through which it
is difficult Or
in some cases not possible for the detainee
to breathe If
the detainee makes an effort to defeat the
technique By
twisting his head to the side and breathing
out of the corner of his mouth The
interrogator may cup his hands around the detainee’s
nose and mouth In
which case it would not be possible for
the detainee to breathe Oh,
to breathe But
as we explained in the section 2340A Memorandum
“Pain and suffering” is best understood as a
single concept Not
distinct concepts of “pain” as distinguished from “suffering”
Oh, suffering And
the waterboard which inflicts no pain or actual
harm whatsoever Does
not in our view inflict “severe pain or
suffering” Even
if one were to parse the statute more
finely To
treat “suffering” as a distinct concept The
waterboard could not be said to inflict “severe
suffering” The
waterboard is simply a controlled acute episode Lacking
the connotation of a protracted period of time
generally given to suffering"
I dropped my kid off today at their,"first day of camp And
it made me think about all my first
days of camp And
how anxious I’d
feel How
incredibly anxious I’d
feel The
difference between anxiety and fear Is
that fear has a purpose but when anxiety
is here You’re
worrying for no reason For
no reason at all I think my anxiety
really peaked when I was college aged I
was often paralyzed and I couldn’t do certain
things Trapped
by my own mind nervous wreck all of
the time I wish I could tell myself
it’s all gonna be ok You
can go places and do things, you don’t
have to run away I took so long
to learn this So
heavy to have to earn this But
even this morning as I dropped off my
kid I felt the anxiety, coursing through my
blood But
I can just handle it now I know
I can handle it now So
we met the teacher and we went into
the class It’s
a coding workshop, and there my kiddo sat
Behind the computer I’m
thinking about them all day I hope they
have a good time And
I hope they are ok"
Car seats,"Back packs
Video Games
Power tools
Clothing
Printers
Cameras
Hardware
Wet ware
Dinnerware
Drink ware
Routers
Books
And anything else
You can get anything you want from E-shopping.com
You can get everything you want from E-shopping.com x3"
Off in a far away land,"You’re the only one of your kind
You just killed a man
And you’re more or less losing your mind
You’ve got a job to do
But damn if you’re gonna do it
You can’t go around
I guess that you’ve got to go through it
The beasts that take the sky
Will only hurt the willing
They don’t whimper and cry
They just get on with the killing
Find out what she knows
And find how when she knew it
You can’t dig a tunnel
I guess that you’ve got to go through it
You gotta go through
I know that bothers you
It seems unnecessarily cruel
But it’s what you’ve got to do
Marshal all the soldiers
Lieutenants at the ready
And secure the borders
Tell everyone to hold steady
You’ve got a bad idea
Everyone will poo poo it
You can’t set it on fire
I guess that you’ve got to go through it"
When you let every body know,"The way you want it to go
How your anger grows
You tell on yourself
The ideas that you put out
The stones in the glass house
The words come out your mouth
You tell on yourself
You tell on yourself
With every single breath
You tell on yourself
Until there’s no doubt left
By the time we all are ready
To put the kings to death
You tell on yourself
We all know what you mean
See right through your scheme
Head ready for the guillotine
You tell on yourself
By the light of a trillion stars
In your fancy planes and cars
We know exactly who you are
You tell on yourself"
it's different it's true but it's just as fun,"back in the 80s at nintendo japan
they though we couldn't handle the real jump man
so they took doki doki panic
and then put mario right in it
and changed a few key elements
to make it more of a mario game
a mushroom here
a warp zone there
the princess with
her golden hair
we were just kids
we didn't know
as far as we were concerned
this was mariorq
it wasn't until
the snes
the real mario 2
put our skills to the test
man that game is hard
mushrooms fake you out
wind will knock you down
warp zones send you back
withholding this game
was a very good call
we wouldn't have had the princess
after all
and to this day
i don't know which i prefer
the real mario 2
or the impostor
i guess it depends
on the mood that i'm in
and which i feel
like playing again"
My parents called me Jonathan Mann,"And that’s what I go by
But when I get big on the internet
Then I’m just some guy
Some guy
Some guy
Well, I’m just some guy
Some guy turned a supreme court justice’s
Disapproving words
Into a rad feminist anthem
Man seeks roommate through a YouTube song
Guy does a duet with Siri
Brooklyn couple makes video
To announce split to their friends
Neetzan Zimmerman says “Some guy”
makes for a better headline, and that’s true
And I shouldn’t take it personal
But the fact is that I do
Behind every piece of content you click
Is the sweat of a human soul
From that funny drawing of Charlie Brown
To the comics that make you LOL
Songwriter sings
guy does a duet
Man Sings
Watch a man sing
iPhone Antenna Guy
Musician records
Brooklyn man
This guy turned
Guy Turns Justice
Awesome Guy turns
Someone turned
Someone just turned
Guy makes a music video
Guy writes song
This man has recorded
Handsom guitar player sing splains ruth bader gins burg’s hobby lobby dissent"
Hey there guy on the roof with the,"high pressure water hose It's
5 30 a.m. Sunday
morning and I'm
tired and I'm
trying to doze What
makes you think that 5 30 a.m. Sunday
morning is a good time to do this
Put your hose away and let me sleep
or else I'm
gonna get your soul So
cool"
Are you excited by what will be?,"Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Are you as excited as me?
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Do you think life came from the sea?
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Are you excited in the nth degree?
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Ohhh ohhhh
Ohhhhhh ohhhhh"
Ideas come and ideas go,"And that’s just really ok you know
What’s success and what’s failure
IT can be hard sometimes to know for sure
But you just keep trying
Yeah you just keep trying
Even if you feel like you’re dying
You just keep trying
Yeah you just keep trying"
Yesterday Andy M cried a lot,"There’s a slack channel for the hashtag now
Norma says there’s internet in Vermont
The water truck is parked by the bar
Hydrate, make sure you hydrate
Heather Armstrong
Put hairy vaginas on screen
In 450 pt type
Banana Republic didn’t like Brokenback Banana
But if you can’t say hairy vagina then fuck em all right
Hairy vaginas!
Alex Blumberg thought he was hot shit
But when it came down to it he flubbed his pitch
And he thought Orello would be a good name
He wants to keep the bad parts in
He was such a dick in the equity situation
But he made the podcast and then he didn’t have to explain
Spike Trotman likes porn
And she didn’t like the porn being made
So she decided to make some porn of her own
The celestial choir she ignored the dull roar
She asked some friends if they wanted to make porn
Her friends said we thought you’d never ask let’s all bone
Hairy vaginas!
Suck.com
It’s not a panel it’s therapy
They were the first to use links as jokes
And that’s news to me
Mallory Ortberg chugged 2 chocolate milks
And she doesn’t want to puke on you
But we’re all gonna die so it’s OK
Dont apply her lessons universally
She got paid 750
Dollars to speak she should’ve have asked for way way way more
We forget who made what
On the internet
We only know the stories that we tell
So own the things you make
And love yourself for goodness sake
And tell each other’s stories often and well
Hairy vaginas!
Many GamerGaters think they’re the good guys
But it’s just basic empathy failure
Don’t call them trolls, it’s abuse
Zoe Quinn was an angry teen
If Gamergate happened 7 years ago
She very likely would have been in their shoes
Design is a value statement
Show me what you build, I’ll tell you who you are
The choices we make on the web today
Will seem normal to our kids, so let’s
Eric Meyer
663399 rebecca purple
Design is a value statement
What we make
Show me what you build and I’lll tell you who you are
Build in our children’s names"
) He,"prefers to spell broccoli with an L,
with an L
He uses echolocation to get around He
can tell you how far the nearest wall
is And
he can tell you the height from the
ceiling to the ground Even
though he lost his eyes He
still takes pictures all the time Ryo
Hirosawa He's
always always smiling, so content and kind He's
studying to be an acupuncturist and a masseuse
He's got friends all over the world He
loves the Bare
Naked Ladies
and David
Foster Wallace
He can comprehend both Japanese
and english voice over At
the highest speed the iPhone can read That's
4 to 5 times normal speech He
has temporary eyeballs and he wants green ones
But for some reason his doctor thinks he's
nuts His
friend Darrell
wants him to play the wind synthesizer again
And I agree no ifs ands or buts"
Do you know the truth of it,"How the earth and the sky split
How the dirt and ocean broke
Before the time that we awoke
No no no no no no no no
When you feel the break in time
Will you can you hold the line
If the only way out is through
Can you let me carry you
No no no no no no no no
Have you ever seen the look
On a face that had mistook
You for someone that they missed
And then"
I can’t keep the water by my side at all,"I might spill it into a big puddle
Give a mouse a cookie and he’ll ask for milk
Give a moose a chicken and he’ll won’t just chill
No no, I won’t wish on a star
No no, I don’t wonder where we are
No no, I am touching grass again
No no, leave me in the fountain pen"
I called my wife and had to cancel a date,"Lordy, I hope there are tapes
The presidents a liar make no mistake
Lordy, I hope there are tapes
Pee tapes
Secret tapes
To corroborate
The memos I wrote, hey hey
This is what it feels like when reality breaks
Lordy I hope there are tapes
He wanted that meddlesome priest to go away
Lordy, I hope there are tapes
PEEEE TAPE0"
I'm more sad,"Than I have any right to be
I know it's so silly
But still it's the way I feel
Jon Gruber
And Dan Benjamin
No longer entertaining me
Together every week
These two men
I respect and I admire
Living their lives the way
That they want to
But I'll miss them talking to each other
I will listen to them separately
As long as they keep going
Dan's dead pan exaggerations
And Gruber's I don't knowing"
"Somebody’s having a very bad day, oh oh","My friend I am feeling, I am feeling the way
That you’re feeling
This template is used
By integration tests only
This template is used
In the pit of your stomach
When you realize what you did
You know it’s to late
To undo any of it
It’s ok, oh
It’s gonna be ok, oh
It’s ok, yeah
It’s gonna be ok, oh"
Do you still hear me inside your head,"Do you still fear me and the things that I did
For all the wrong reasons, like changing of seasons
I’m still right here
All along
Do you still know me by my singing voice?
Will you still show me more than other boys?
Now not so forbidden
And I’m not kiddin’
I’m still right here
All along
The tattered and tired and sick and the poor
The rich and the satisfied
Everybody’s got hearts to lay bare
Everybody’s got something to hide
Do you still wonder what China feels like
Do you still thunder under cover of night
Acting so holy, like the day that you told me
I’m still right here
All along
Are you still dancing when the mood feels right
Do you still have the fire left nuff to fight
Giving a damn is, what does the damage
But I’m still right here
All along"
I think I'm,"ready I think I'm
ready I think I'm
ready to go to bed I think I'm
ready Feeling
unsteady I think I'm
ready to go to bed I'm
ready to go to bed I'm
feeling so tired don't really feel like writing
this song can you tell Can
you tell I'm
ready I'm
ready I'm
ready to go to bed I'm
ready I'm
ready as a Teddy
Berry I'm
ready to go to bed"
You think you know it You,"think you're ready to do it All
right 1 2 3 4 Screw
the Jones
in this perfect face of friends you want
consequences yous need consonants following some sort You
guys sound amazing Don't
be average at your head Be
great at your head oh yeah Let's
add a little oh yeah Be
in there if that feels okay Tim
Ryan was newly married with two kids to
boot They
took the kids to get a dog but
they came back with two now he's getting
kissed or he's getting licked every day Ordinary
people can be extraordinary Oh
One two three chorus Screw
the Joneses
Perfect Facebook
friends you are consequent oh yeah you're going
to be confidence Always
some scorecard someone said you should don't be
average at your bad Be
great at your good old Roy
drank smuggled mezcal with the founder of Southwest
and then and one day Sam
Walton called Roy
collect Sam
said roy you got no team Why
the hell not Roy
said one riot one ranger What
kind of problem you got Whoa
One two three Chorus
Screw the Joneses
Perfect Facebook
friend oh man You
want consequence you're gonna need Constance
Always some sort of mother someone said you
should don't be average after bad Be
great after good Oh
yeah I don't even have to sing because
you can sing it for me It's
amazing Laura
got into law school She
said this isn't for me And
Laura met the man of her mother's dream
The worst career advice is follow your passion
And the four worst words in the English
language are you'll be happy when Oh
One two three chorus Through
the jungle perfect Facebook
friends you are consequence You're
gonna need consonants following some scorecard someone said
you should don't be average after bad Be
great at your good oh yeah Now
we're gonna do chorus two more times We're
gonna add some snaps okay Snap
snap Yeah
Oh that's nice I can just shake like
this all day to that So
do it once with snaps And
then we're gonna add in the claps Okay
Go from snaps to faster the second time
You ready Screw
the Joneses
Perfect Facebook
friends you want count to the friends You'd
going to need consonants Always
some scorecard someone said you should don't be
average at your bed Be
pray that you could oh yeah here we
go Clam
clap clap loud through the face of friends
you are consequent Always
someone said you should don't be average and
too bad we pay attention oh yeah Oh
yeah Oh
yeah Oh
yeah Thank
you all so much You're
amazing I guess I'll
be somewhere signing and giving those videos so
I can make a video Thanks
a lot"
Everybody masturbates it’s true,"But you know what not everybody do
Masturbate while on zoom
Looking at their friends and colleagues too
This wasn’t about something technical
He thought they couldn’t see him doesn’t matter at all
If they couldn’t see him that would still
Be super disgusting ya’ll
If you really want to jerk it
Politely excuse yourself
If you really want to work it
You gotta quit Zoom right now
You can do it in the bedroom
You can do it in the shower or tub
bathroom stall at the mall
Is even ok for a rub
But these are your coworkers
And you’re doing it at their expense
If it’s voyeurs that you need
Find someone who will consent
You can’t just be lookin
At your coworkers as they
Go about their meeting
While you touch yourself that way"
There is no forever,"No five or four leaf clover
Can keep from hitting the ground
We all know what lies before us
I’m helpless from a distance
We were just a pair of misfits
Take the Sword of Omens now
And become one with the forest
Gotta say goodbye
It’s a queer and broken ache
Gotta say goodbye
If it’s a trip that I can’t take
Goodbye
I’m still under the covers
Battling mosquito lovers
Throwing rocks at moving cars
Until they finally found us
With the trees you communicated
Kings and queens initiated
Whistling on down through the yard
The harmony all around us"
It’s a heavy weight,"You carry on your shoulders
When you are the last of your kind
There’s a pearly gate
With your name at the top
I’ll see you there sometime
The last payphone in the world
With snow for a hat
The last payphone in the world
I wanna look like that
She  was in Japan
And she didn’t see the bright lights
Shining down from the sky
And the earth got
Smaller smaller smaller smaller
She didn’t even get to say"
This song will never die x3,"Til the heat death of the universe
Oh oh
Here I am x3
Is what I want to say
What I want to say
Is I was here
Full of anxiety and fear
Feel kind of weird
little bit funky
Feeling like an overeducated monkey
You could be hearing this tomorrow
You could be hearing this 1000 years from now
But if you’re listening tomorrow
Or in some far flung future
I want you to sing along
I think that you know how
Someday the world will be
Consumed by the sun
Someday you and me
Will die just like everyone
Meanwhile we do our best
To be kind and to have fun
The end is the beginning
And the beginning has just begun"
Take your imagination,"And then put it onchain you made it
You can always find your
inspiration In the color, oh the light of the orb
It’s your imagination
You can do what you want with it
Free, you can do what you want
What does it mean?
On the chain
You have the key
All that remains incomplete
Is the mark
That you will make
on your way into the light
So what are you waiting for?
Nobody but you
Can do the things that you
Only can do"
Hello friends,"At the Keith Valley Middle School
I saw the video
I thought it was super cool
Youuuuu
Dancing
And youuuuuu
Singing
Dance and sing all the time
I think we should
Dance and sing all the time
Every single day
Any type of plans
Will be made better
By song and dance
Keith Valley Middle School
Where the kids can dance
Where the kids are cool!
Sing like larks in a swimming pool
Keith Valley Middle School
Keith Valley Middle School
When they dance, they don’t drool
Always nice and never cruel
Keith Valley Middle School
Keith Valley Middle School
Kids can dance
Kids are cool
Sing like larks in a swimming pool
Keith Valley Middle School
Keith Valley Middle School
When they dance, they don’t drool
Always nice and never cruel
Keith Valley Middle School
Keith Valley Middle School"
"sometimes, sunday","i think about sunday's past
warm nights, school fright
like a heavy shadow cast
i don't want to go to school, tomorrow
i don't want to go
i'd rather stay home with you, my friendles
i'd rather stay home with you
why can't i just stay at home and write my songs
at school they make me sit still all day long
wah bo dah baddah
i got the sunday evening blues
wah bo dah baddah
i don't want to go to school"
What are you waiting for,"What’s the hold up dude
Time and the air you breathe
Won’t change your attitude
You’ll never be anyone different
Than who you are right now
Yeah I’m talking to you
And I’m talking to myself
What are you waiting for
You got time now but you’ll never have more
What are you waiting for
Change is gonna come
But on the inside it’s just you
One heart and two lungs
The universe is entropy
Nothing ever lasts
You wanna go make waves
You are gonna get splashed
What are you waiting for
In your dusty indecision
Every single mistake you make
Won’t matter in the beginning
At the heat death of the universe
Everything will be still
So just sit down and do it
You don’t have time to kill"
In the time of gods I was an,"ant I overheard it all Words
rained down like can and canned I'd
watch and was enthroned in the time of
gods the couriers had wings upon their shoes
the changing of the seasons was the language
that they used all of the other ants
thought I was crazy for talking to the
gods but they chose me I don't know
why and from my little anthill I could
barely make out all the shapes But
a rhombus is a diamond that's laid down
to die in the time of ants I
was a God
bright and shiny diamond down below the barrier
I met my own friend My
only friend"
This is just a placeholder song Is,"it just a place Soldier
song Is
it just a place soldier song so don't
be afraid Is
it just a place Soldier
song yeah just a place so is it
just a place so just song so long
too fresh for lots of convoluted reasons I
need a place for the song right here
I don't really want to explain it all
but no you fear because this is just
a place to the soul this is just
a place Soldier
soul Is
it just a place sold song so don't
you friend this is just a place of
the song There's
a desert place Soldier
song There's
a desert place Soldier
song so don't you fret so don't you
fret now Is
it just a placeholder snow Is
it just a place to the storm is
a place to start you place over place
souls Is
it that the place also don't you friend"
Leucochloridium Paradoxm,"Is a parasitic worm
It sits inside of snails
Where it’s safe and it is warm
It doesn’t have a mouth
It castrates its host
And makes it’s eyes bug out
And using mind control
It forces the snail to go
Out during the day
The snail is nocturnal
But the worm puts on a show
Snail eyes a glowing strobe
So all predators will know
And then the bird eats the snails eyes
That’s how the parasite reproduces
But the snail itself it doesn’t die
It regrows it’s eyes
And the whole thing starts again"
the road is breaking me,"i won't always be
able to only see
one direction
one direction at a time
with perspective
and only two eyes
mis representative
tis the season to be giving
that with which you cannot live
but you don't know what it is
look around you
all you see is stuff
it surrounds you
and you've had enough
i once taught a man to fish
then he granted me one wish
but i told him with bitterness
i knew not what to do with his
wish granting power
stronger than a genie
his face went sour
and he called me a meanie"
It's raining and,"I'm walking in
Manhattan
Whoa
It's pretty in the city
No
Really
Wow
Here
I go here
I go here
I go here
I go here
I go here
I go here
I go here
I go"
If I was born,"Like 50 years ago
I’d have been writing jingles
In the 80s
If I was born
Like in the 1600s
I’d have been a minstrel
Singing for my supper
If I was born
In 1903
I’d have been in vaudeville
Like my grandpa
If I was born
4000 years ago
I’d have been pyramids
For the Egyptians
But I’ve got YouTube and I’ve got you, too
So I sing each day for my supper
And I sometimes write jingles
And I’m a wandering minstrel
And my antics are vaudevillian
But I don’t work for no Pharaoh
I work for myself
And I work for you"
"You take the red one, I'll take the toboggan","This hill is so huge I had almost forgotten
One year older and my snow pants are tight
All my brother and I do is fight
Down the hill
The wind in the trees
My limbs start to freeze
million foot drop
And back to the top
Dodge that bush and look out for that stump
Pack the snow tight and lets make a jump
Faster and faster don't give it much thought
Did you see how much air Gary just got
Down the hill
The sky is grey
I could do this all day
Keep your hat on your head
Let's go all on one sled
My lungs are on fire and my boots are soaked
Let's go home where the fire is stoked
Put on pajamas and play Mario
Slide down the hill killing Goombas as we go
Down the hill
Faster and faster
We barely stave off disaster
million foot drop
And back to the top"
You watch videos,"On the internet
And you think to yourself
I’d like to do that
So you go to the store
You buy a camera
But you’re not sure where to start
At the New York Video School
They’ve got a program for you, it’s cool
Show you how to do amazing things
With digital video
You’ll be a video king or queen
When you learn to do this
And this
And this
And this
And this"
via YouTube aWhich way,"Do I go right now
On my face
smiling scowl
I've got no words for you
I have been emptied out
I have no words for you
And that's what this is about
Sits bones
And tender thighs
Broken phones
And burned out eyes
I've got no words for you
No words left in this throat
I have no words for you
And I'll sing them note for note
From here
All roads are wide
Free and clear
And paved with light
I've got no words for you
The rain will speak my peace
I have no words for you
My tongue has been deceased
Can you
Point my ship
Into
The thick of it
I've got no words for you
But I still sang my mind
I have no words for you
Until the end of time"
Making customized soaps that look and smell like everything,"Any scent you can think of in your head
From juniper berry to Amish Friendship Bread
You can make it glitter or have metallic sheen
Au natural with the poppy seed
So file your destiny, your fortune awaits
Think outside the ball, let your soap tell your fate
Fortune cookie soap, fortune cookie soap
No parabens, no sodium lauryl sulfate
With no synthetic preservatives
No animal testing, completely gunk free
They test it on themselves so you know it’s gotta be
Fortune cookie soap, fortune cookie soap
Cabaret, Dragontrube, MoogieMan and Blue Lagoon
Hazlenut, Cappuccino, Lemon Zing and In The Loop
Hocus Pocus, Halloween, Hocus Pocus, Keep It Clean
Beach Bum, Baby Doll, Escuchar it’s natural
Va-va-va-va- Vivid, Agave Lime,
Dragon’s Blood, Yacht Club, Clementine
Takes the Cake, The Great Grape, Ice Capade and Crème Brule
Fresh Bamboo, Peach, Pink Grapefruit, Aloe Vera it’s up to you
If you’re a clean freak, become a fortune freak
If you’re a clean freak, become a fortune freak
Fortune cookie soap, fortune cookie soap
Fortune cookie soap, fortune cookie soap"
Her favorite color is purple,"She loves her husband they got married last December
She likes to cook, go shopping and talk to friends
People say certain phrases, she makes songs out of them
Renee’s favorite numbers are 3 and 7
So she’s 37 until she’s 73
She was almost born on 6 6 66
But she wasn’t and it’s her birthday
She is addicted to Netflix
She’s also a Facebook addict
She loves playing games on her tablet
She is loved by her daughter Dianna"
Throw it all away down into the river,"You've got nothing to say but still you
must deliver you must deliver everything everything that
you have without question or consequence Take
another step into the darkness until there's one
thing left And
you're embarking and you're embarking on a journey
that you've seen in the movies in the
tv on the magazine and in books and
in novels too Written
for you it's written for you it's written
for you I was having a dream It
was made of brain stuff I couldn't see
I couldn't make love Come
out of my hands come out of my
pants come out of my head come out
of my socks come out of my knees
come out of my elbows come out of
my eyes I'm
out of my ears I couldn't see what
it was doing to me doing to me
doing to me"
If you think you can get away with murder,"Then you may as well try
But if you see death around every corner
Don’t look him in the eye
He’ll punch you in the nose
And say, “Don’t do my job for me.”
Don’t do my job for me
Don’t make it so easy
You hate yourself and you’re full of anxiety
Don’t do my job for me
If you were walking out on the savannah
Talking with your wife and kids
And out of nowhere a killer giant panda
Said you know just what this is
You better run for your life
You don’t want to hear death say
One time, I was just a little amoeba
Being chase through the muck
Now the fact that I’m sitting here
Is just billions of years of luck
If you saw the sunset every morning
Would it still mean the same
Do you only see good days as a warning
Are you bracing for the pain
That you’ll get what you “deserve”
While death keeps pleading with you"
Yeah Jonathan?,"You're Vegan,
right? Yes,
that's right, I am! Can
I ask you some questions, then? Sure,
Mann, of course you can! Are
you ready for the questions, then? What
are you waiting for? Where
do you get your protein, protein, protein Only
meat has protein so where do you get
your protein Actually
lots of things have protein: Beans
have protein Greens
have protein, fruits and nuts have protein, grains
and seeds have protein and here's the thing
that's so obscene: We
don't need so much protein Most
people eat more than they need Well,
I never knew that before It’s
true Where
do you get your calcium? Only
milk has calcium Healthy
bones from cow's milk, calcium, I drink it,
yum Lots
of plants have calcium, and lots and lots
of calcium And
cholesterol, well they have none of the fat
found in milk Calcium,
no fat? No
fat. Greens
give me calcium? Lots
of calcium What
about our ancestors? Didn't
they eat meat? If
I wasn't supposed to eat it, then why
do I have these teeth? Do
your teeth look like a carnivores? All
sharp and pointy, like? No
you gotta cook your meat over a roaring
fire light! Furthermore,
all carnivores act on instinct But
humans make choices, they consider and they think
If humans of old ate meat It
was a choice not a necessity If
everyone were vegan, what about all the cows
and all the gajillion chickens living on farms
now? If
everyone turned vegan it wouldn't happen over night
and demand would just decline and so would
the supply. Isn't
vegan food just bland and gross? No!
It's yummier than most! You
care about animals more, you do! I care
about animals, people too! Aren't
vegan men weak and girly? I find vegan
men quite sexy! B12,
so there, haha! B12's
from bacteria! Where
do you get your protein? Plants!
Where do you get calcium? Plants!
Where do you get your iron? Plants!
Where do you get your zinc? Plants!
Where do you get your protein? Plants!
Where do you get calcium? Plants!
Where do you get your iron? Plants!
Where do you get your zinc? Plants!
Hey Ivory!
Yeah Jonathan?
I think I get it now. You
do? Yeah,
it's all about plants. Yep,
that's pretty much it. OK,
cool, glad we cleared it up! Me
too! Let's
have a snack! OK."
How do you sleep at night?,"When you pay the eight dollars I
Don’t understand
How you can pay that man
“You vote with your wallet”
It’s disgustin’
Your children will be ashamed
When they grow up they’ll disavow your name
You deserve
To be reviled and hated
With the nazis you would have
Collaborated
This is a movement
This is our moment
The mighty dollar
Speaks louder than words
So shame on you
But I’ll never leave this site
Cuz that would be absurd
You say you need it to
Post videos well I got news for you
There’s YouTube and Vimeo
They’re both perfectly ethical you know
You say you want an edit button
Well then go to Facebook then
You want to deflect
From the blood on your hands
But that stops now
We’re taking a stand"
I would like to give another shot,"To the dinosaur that time forgot
The de-colonizer in my mind
Colliding all galaxy wide
Hoist the flag once more
So we can go back to the grocery store
Cover everybody up with snow
Bury all the bad down below
The humidifier left overnight
Turning all the windows opaque white
Lost in head cannon lore
And we’re lost again in the grocery store
If you’re gonna go and pick a fight
You may as well try and do it right
You may as well jump off of a cliff
Into inevitable abysss
Nature a vacuum does abhor
Like the frozen food in a grocery store
Minuscule dinosaur bones
Holding old timey satellite phones
Wading deep in the darkest depths
Of the river flowing through our hearts"
I was thinking about the time,"They broke into my car
And took nothing but my banjo
Or when I was Chicago
And they smashed my car window
And took only my Jonathan Richman tapes
Car thieves with good taste
They know what they like and make no mistake
It was a sad day when I said goodbye
To my Banjo and Jojo tapes
Running around
in the California suburbs
Reminds me of visiting my grandparents
These one story houses
and backyard orange trees
Those trips all blend together
I came out alone at 13 years old
Because I had met this girl on vacation
I took the train to see her, but she didn’t like me
And I felt like a loser
Memories are like dreams
Or dreams are like memories
Sometimes they just don’t make sense
Some names stick in the back of your mind
And some just go out in the ether
I’m pretty sure that girls name was Kim
I wonder whatever happened to her
She lived out in the San Fernando Valley
And I felt like a loser"
Brainless and hungry I walked to the shop,"There's no way that zombie is Jesus
Haven't seen you in a while glad you're
back just don't bite me The
brains always bring me closer I've
returned with a craving for mortal flesh It's
easter is the main take home from all
this So
run run as fast as you can because
you are our tasty ginger haired man Born
again, with a taste for brains It's
not me, the world's gone insane The
dead walk and the living dance Why
do they always stumble after me Zombie
dear, so perfectly rotten The
only thing zombie are good at is pushing
shopping carts The
carrots are undead (Brainz!) It's
like the walking dead (Brainz!) At
least I'll
meet my heroes (Brainz!) Just
not as I expected (Brainz!) Jesus
was the prototype for zombies everywhere I bit
you and now you will join the fun
I'm falling apart but I've
never felt better They
came back from the dead to hide easter
eggs And
it all comes back to me My
brains taste bad, cause I never seasoned them
in school Samurai
machete, I'll
use the hand from Freddy
His tombstone read ""see u soon"" (#spooky) We're
in grave danger in this cemetery it's morgue
than I can take I couldn't kill a
zombie kitten even if it was trying to
eat my toes Zombie
dog saves the world From
an evil zombie squirrel We
must find the bokor necromancer and slay him
lest these slaves never be free So
run run as fast as you can because
you are our tasty ginger haired man Born
again, with a taste for brains It's
not me, the world's gone insane The
dead walk and the living dance Why
do they always stumble after me Zombie
dear, so perfectly rotten The
only thing zombie are good at is pushing
shopping carts Like
schwarzzneeggerrr said i'll be back Rigomortus
never bores us (Brainz!) PLEASE
DON'T EAT
ME (Brainz!) ZOMBIE
JESUS INCOMING
(Brainz!) My
face!! NOOOOOOO!!
(Brainz!) Don't
eat me! I don't taste good! (Brainz)"
when I didn't fit anymore,"boxes piled everywhere
you could barely see the floor
I lived there for several years
was a dark time in my life
I moved in to a brand new heart
with lots of natural light
and that worked out for a year or so
but my love just seems to grow and grow
like i just moved in, but i got to go
this place is about to burst
Heart for rent, heart for rent
i've loved every minute of the time i've spent
and I don't want to misrepresent
I just need something bigger
heart for rent, heart for rent
a midsize heart with a lilac scent
hard wood floors and barely lived in
move in date's tomorrow
Heart for rent
the dimensions change wall to wall
it's quite hard to measure
the shower is pretty small
but it's got great water pressure
the neighbors can be kind of loud
but they'll have you over for dinner
there's a woman down the street that teaches yoga
if you're a pro or a beginner
i try to be the best i can be
in every major artery
i wash the floors keep the kitchen clean
but this place is about to burst
Heart for rent, heart for rent
i've loved every minute of the time i've spent
and I don't want to misrepresent
I just need something bigger
heart for rent, heart for rent
a midsize heart with a lilac scent
hard wood floors and barely lived in
move in date's tomorrow
Heart for rent
come by to the open house
come by there'll be cookies there
come by this place has got to go
This heart’s for rent
This heart’s for rent"
Fever on a plane causes pain,"Fever on a plane, fever on a plane
Fever on a plane, causes pain
Ibuprofen breakdown
Fever on a plane causes pain
Fever on a plane causes so much pain
Fever on a plane causes pain
Fever on a plane causes so much pain
Halls breakdown
Ohhhh ohhh ohhh
Thermometer Breakdown
Outro."
coffee burnt tongue,"and tea in my throat
and Emaline's note
in the morning sun
coffee burnt tongue
under
my coffee burnt tongue
an unswallowed pill
that undoubtedly will
start an argument
coffee burnt tongue
if you could see what i see
thèse vissions inside me
fog is condensing
and angels come riding
each step i'm taking
some sin i'm erasing
standing there naked
sleeping, untasting
my coffee
my coffee burnt tongue
the words in my mouth
i can't get them out
air stuck in my lungs
coffee burnt tongue
loving
my coffee burnt tongue
learning why it exists
in my furiousness
i come undone
my coffee burnt tongue
if you could see what i see
an earthquake, a flooding
the mystery unfolding
my tongue is exploding
knowing, not knowing
the hand that i'm holding
and always that feeling
animals are growing"
"Coleco, Ralph Baer, Pong becomes a hit","Channel F, Chuck E Cheese, Track Ball, Bushnell leaves
VCS Cartridges, the 2600
Space invaders, high score, vector graphics, space war
lunar lander, asteroids, monoco gp
Pac man, intellivision, end of game put three initials
Othello, nintendo, hiroshi yamauchi
console war, coleco vision, odyssey is back again
we can play atari games, different ports of pac man
pole position, pitfall, video pinball
sword quest, combat, adventure, easter egg
tempest, robotron, cenepede, xaxon
defender, radar scope, donkey kong, nintendo's hope
mario bros. no one knows, shigeru miyamoto
ET. Dec. 7, video games are dead
amiga, msx, apple 2, basic
zx spectrum, multi user dungeon
commodore 64, kings quest, lode runner
zork on your floppy drive, macintosh arrives
famicon, gyromite, nes, excitebike
robotic operating buddy, light gun, duck hunt
super mario debut, clu clue land, wrecking crew
master system distant second nintendo into the blue
double dragon contra first castlevania
metal gear, ninja gained final fantasy begins
mega man, metroid, punch out, game boy
tetris, kirby, super mario bros. 3"
It's kind of slow because,"I'm tired
That's what's going on
We're going we're going we're going to
Bogota we're going we're going we're going to
Bogota we postpone for long enough we're going to
Bogota we're going we're going we're going to
Bogota
DEVCON 0 was in
Berlin before the first block was mined
Nobody could know how big it would get at the time
DEVCON 1 was in
London
Electricity in the air
Something big was happening
Of this everyone was aware
Devcon 2 was in
Shanghai and things were picking up steam
How big could this thing get
Oh we all started to dream to dream
CHORUS we're going we're going we're going to
Bogota we're going we're going and we're going to
Bogota we postpone for long enough we're going to
Bogota we're going we're going we're going to
Bogota
Devcon 3 happened to be right during the
ICO boom but builders continue to build down in
Sunny
Cancun
Devcon 4
Thank you
Yeah
Devcon 4 was during the
Bear but still the biggest one yet
I flew to
Prague and sang some songs a time
I'll never forget
Devcon 5 was an
Osaka the
Bear market in full swing but still we grew
Though nobody knew just what the future would bring
Would bring would bring
CHORUS we're going we're going we're going to
Bogota we're going we're going we're going to
Bogota we postponed for long enough we're going to
Bogota we're going going we're going to
Bogarta
Jonathan man
Thank you all everyone
Thank you so much
Nicely done
Nicely done
That was great"
It's making me feel cold and bitter,"I turn off my phone and go outside
But the wind is blowin
And I'm opened wide
So I go back in and light the tree
But it's just making fun of me
So I turn it off and sit in the dark
But all I hear is my restless heart
So I go to eat some Chinese food
But they don't want this old Jew
So I go to see the new Star Wars
But it doesn't excite me anymore
Christmas Eve tell me who am I
To celebrate Jesus Christ"
There’s no war here,"There’s no war
Only quiet
Snow at the front door
I try, I try to imagine what it’s like
but the limits of my imagination
Wrap it all so tight
I hear no screaming
I smell no burning flesh
And when I’m dreaming
I am safe in the covers undressed
There’s no war here
There’s no war
Somewhere in the world now
It’s washed upon the shore
Somewhere right now
Someone is crying out
Unbelievable death
Is flying all around
This is happening
As I sit here safe and warm
I can’t fathom it
The pain and death and harm
There’s no war here
There’s no war
Only quiet
Snow at the front door
What I see in my minds eye
Petty worries and concerns
While for someone somewhere
They're
There’s no war here
There’s no war
Only quiet
Snow at the front door"
Happy Memorial,"Day I hooked up the AC
Cause it's so hot can't you see BBB
Happy Memorial
Day The
ACs are loud Hey
hey that's okay Cause
we're tired and it's getting cooler all the
time in here She
says it's too hot it's too cold She
says it's too hot I don't know I
like it cold She
likes it hot Put
us together and that's what you got Whoa
Happy Memorial
Day What
you got What
you got to say about all the veterans
that do the stuff Fighting
and dying and stuff Happy
Memorial Day
Tomorrow we're getting a new refrigerator Cause
our old one it's real good I like
it hot I like it cold She
likes it hot Put
us both together that's what you got What
you got I got hot blood running through
my veins I got hot blood and I'm
going insane because it's so high and I'm
so tired"
I really don’t want to do my song today,"I don’t have time to do it anyway
I’m feeling kinda depressed and emotional
But I have dad and husband things to do
It’s so god damn hot out and it’s only may
I don’t have time to do my song today
But here I am singing to you
One last chorus right now to get us through"
"Maybe I should go for a run,","maybe I should do my song,
maybe I should stay here at Twitter
for a very, very, very, very long
time
long time
natural disasters,
Nazis and the Trump rally
natural disasters
nobody, nobody
knows what to do,
about the Nazis or the natural disasters
least of all me
I can barely keep it together,
I can barely play this ukulele,
I can barely keep it together,
I have everything that I want,
I have everything that I need,
I have everything that I want,
I have everything that I need,
so why do I still feel this way,
so why do I still feel this way,
so why do I still feel this way
Sitting here thinking
maybe I should get up and go
for a run
my heart says yes my feet say no baby
I don't know what the point is
I only know that I gotta keep it together
I don't know what the point is
I only know that I gotta keep it together
but just another day
keep it together but just another day"
They're playing music on the stage,"I haven't done my song yet
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know"
Don’t make me do it today x2,"I was on the way to doing it
When I got an email
It was from the prime minister
He was stuck on some detail
And he said
I’ll do it tomorrow x2
Don’t make me do it today x2
When I sat down to do it
Well the doorbell rang
It was the Mormons calling
I invited them in to do their thing
They said
We’ll do it tomorrow x2
Don’t make us do it today x2
Then I heard a loud crack
And Death himself appeared
He had long black robes and bone white skin
And a big black beard
He said he’d gotten permission
To take me fishing
In the deep, deep lake of procrastination x2
I’ll do it tomorrow x2
Don’t make me do it today x2
Today"
I can’t feel what you can feel,"And words don’t work to make it real
I push some air out of my mouth
It hits your ears and knocks around
There’s nothing you could say
To really let me in
To make me feel the same
Way as you do within
So all that leaves us
Is shadows in a cave
Punching and pummeling
It’s just shadow boxing
You never feel more alone
Than when you are misunderstood
Sometimes I worry that words are
Not enough
That they are bad not good"
You can act ridiculous,"On the street
Or on the bus
You can dance
Around in shorts
Dance so hard
That it hurts
You can laugh and call me names
You can swim across the Thames
You can fall in love with trees
Hug them till they give you leaves
You can put bells on your foot
You can paint your face with soot
You can throw a giant fit
Each a peach spit out the pit"
I live beneath a rock in prospect park,"I get my news from a dog way after dark
He tells me with a waggle, he tells me with a bark
Everything that’s going down
I cuddle up to mud after it rains
I soak up all the love and I take pains
To grab short term losses lead to long term gains
Cause that’s how you win in this town
I was born at the break of day
And I’ll die before the sun has faded away
I am the blood in the beating heart
We’ve all got to play our part
By 6am it’s joggers and bikes
Then onto mothers and their little tykes
I pay attention to their fears, wishes and likes
And I change from moment to moment
Self important men turn up their coats
They can’t see me, not that they look close
I’m a spirit and a spectre and a sprite and ghost
It’s not much but hey I own it"
The dude bros are watching football next door,"The dude bros are watching football next door
Their yells and their screams I abhors
Hey dude bros don't you know
I'm trying to take a nap and so
Could you please keep down your yelling
I find it really annoying
Maybe this is neighborly retribution
For all my song a day sing sing singing
These walls are awful thin
So when I sing sing sing
They must hear my prattling on about nerdy things
So dude bros let's just call a truce
I hope that the other team does lose
You keep yelling on
And i'll keep singing my songs
Dude bros and song writers living a peaceful coexistence"
where it never rains,"where the wild run free
making fantastic claims
a puddle of wires
a tangle of tubes
a networked salad of verbal abuse
i live in the internet
and it's a rockin' good time
i live in the internet
and i live for cheap
i never get hungry
and i never have to sleep
a pile of leaves
blown by the wind
democracy
in a den of sin
i live in the internet
and i'm never alone
where have all the good men gone
gone to the ether everyone
when will they ever learn
when will they ever learn?
i live in the internet
it smells like mud
solid state or moving parts
information blood
a cloud of words
in a sea of me
identity or
anonymity
i live in the internet
and it’s now or never
I live in the internet
and i'll never leave"
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That's ipage
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you can't go wrong
when you host it
when you host it with ipage"
All I wanna do is maga maga all,"I wanna do is maga maga maga lying
media all around me and I'm
hangry for some burger king even fox and
friends questions me why can't they see All
I wanna do is maga hashtag maga all
I wanna do is maga maga maga all
I wanna do is maga hashtag maga all
I want to do is maga maga maga"
I've had enough of you telling me what,"to do Getting
out of here but where I'm
gonna go that's not so clear I'm
a hamster ball rolling through a shopping mall
I'm lying on the carpet thinking what did
I do to deserve this No
no no no no no Where
did you go I don't know I went
there too Because
I was thinking about the things that you
said to me when we were on our
way to the parade On
our way to the parade on our way
to the parade Parade
I got nothing I don't ever believe you
I'm just thinking that I might be better
off without you But
I never had nothing good So
I don't know Something
can be what I think I need it
to be Ee
Oh I was thinking about the time when
we had another one and then it went
back into our minds and we He
didn't date nothing but Oh
yeah oh yeah oh yeah yeah Sometimes
a song goes off the rails Sometimes
a song goes off the rails Sometimes
a song goes off the rails I'm
so sick of you staring at me I'm
so sick of you trying to break free
I'm so sick of you I forgot to
put on my sunglasses I forgot I forgot
to put on my sunglasses But
the end"
"You may lose your wife,","you may lose your dog,
your mother may hate you.
None of those things matter.
What matters is
that you achieve success
and become free
Then vou can do whatever vou like
Like me
Look how happy I am
Look how satisfied I feel
I lost my wife
I lost my dog
My mother hates me
But none of those things matter
Because I have money
And I’m on tv
And that is literally the most important thing in the world
Nothing else even comes close
You’re not your things
You’re not your work
You’re not a son or husband
You’re everything and nothing r"
Did you just make that sound Oh,"yeah No
gas fees Tweet
tweet tweet Yellow
gas fees Tweet
tweet tweet 30 days without a sale Oh
oh no But
no gas fees Oh
oh yeah Tweet
tweet tweet Gas
is the ultimate killer Ultimate
killer the ultimate We
are doing a killer Horse
farts faster than any cats Nft's
the way to be O
yeah Elon
Musk and now Oh
oh oh oh oh oh Biden's
coming for your bitcoin Gas
is the ultimate Gas
is the ultimate gas Who
is the ultimate killer Who
is the silent killer Gas
gas gas Gas
is the ultimate killer Collect
be happy collect be happy collect Taxes
are the worst Elon
Musk on S
N L
O will hench Watch
for the million degree orbs Little
corn who would win in a fight of
dogs versus cats Oh
yeah Ugly
dick myth that's got a peace on super
rare all about that You
can see it Oh
yeah Gas
Silent but deadly I wish it was dogs
but I fear it's cats Low
gas is sweet Where
are the cryptomorphs Three
constants Death
and taxes and gas Layer
two will save us Oh
oh oh Gas
is the ultimate killer Gas
is the ultimate killer Oh
gas is the ultimate killer Eclectic
is polyapid I sat nft for the win
Ooh Sat
Man Valkyand
little Newbie
started a company Oh
oh And
that's how they're doing This
is the optimum killer That's
the optimal I don't have a spirit Every
doge has a say I oh I I
O mirror Cause
actually Bob
Dylan teams and communities make the space what
it is Life
isn't gas Better
sit on a chair and have a break
Uh oh my mom's calling Wait
a minute Can
you guys hear this Mom
Hello My
mom is calling me for some reason guys
but I can't hear her Can
you Well
I think she might be having trouble looking
at the stream Okay
let's finish this song Sorry
Mom I don't what's good I don't know
how to see you or hear you Okay
Oh my God
How do I get back We're
going to go back now Oh
that's so good That
is amazing This
is definitely going to be part of the
song Oh
man Uh
Mama's calling is a pain in the gas
I'm doing dishes Mama's
calling on discord O
Paris doesn't vomise Paris
doesn't follow me Sad
sad face How
am I gonna get back Mama's
calling me on my den mom calling is
a pain in the gas Ooh
ooh ooh Desert
zombie sticks is mom reading there's ethic method
says hello Mom
Hi Jonathan's
mom O
hello Charlotte's
Wow Yeah
she probably is She's
actually very competent when it comes to computers
but everybody gets confused sometimes by discord It's
a little confusing Even
I found it confusing at first Like
where do I go What's
all this stuff What
All the channels and stuff Cats
cats cats cats go meow My
mom My
mom has about eight laptops Cats
cats cats cats go meow Hello
Mom Look
at me now Look
at me now Look
at me now Look
at me now look at me now Cats
cats Gas
Happy early Mother's
Day Cats
cats cats cats cats Cats
Cats cats cats in cancel Cats
cats cats cats cats cats cats cats Gasoline
Moms are the best I know Cats
have mommies You
Oh yeah God
bomb the rest All
the fans Oh
yeah Okay
that's it We're
done"
So be it See,"to it So
be it See
to it So
be it See
to it So
be it See
to it All
your dreams will manifest when you just put
them to the test All
your dreams and all your fears are just
the same Like
pointed spears that rip your flesh and make
you whole Not
in charge or in control So
be it See
to it So
be it See
to it So
be it See
to it So
be it See
to it Your
dreams come bounding forth when you hone in
on your true north And
all your dreams come with the tide where
the horizon meets the sky So
be it See
to it So
be it See
to it So
be it See
to it So
be it See
to it"
Sailin',"down the sand dunes
Gosh i
hope that the moon
Doesn't fall down x 3
Climbin
Up the rock face
All my
Marbles misplaced
On the ground
And my head's in heaven, my head's in heaven
Cause my head's been severed, my head's been severed
And I never drink a pint before the rocks
Fall down on my and break the locks
of my heart
Rescue
All the children
Left to
All their feelings
Sad clowns
Missles
Toes and kneecaps
Broken
In the aftermath
Hearts pound"
Everybody's holding their breath While,"the captain tries to land the ship all
the flags are flying now and the captain
he just let it slip Nobody's
making it out of here alive Nobody's
making it out of fear not one time
not too time not too time he got
time we stopped them all spent them all
down below the starting blood make it beneath
the decks up in the you can see
the northern lights and a man named and
tells you what is next he says nobody's
gonna make it out here alive Alive
Nobody's gonna make it out of you Nobody
gets out of here Nobody
no nobod Nobody
no no nobody Nobody
no no nobody nobody Amazing
Here it comes just like they said Bigger
and more terrifying too and what they are
pictured in their head and the band plays
on in the same as two it's true
it's just nobody no nobody Nobody
making out here alive Nobody
no nobody nobo out here in the out
of fear alive but oh nobody makes it
Nobody makes it out of fear alive Nobody
no nobody's getting making making out"
I used to have all the time in the world,"I used to spend all my time playing
I knew how to dance and I didn’t wear pants
I knew exactly what I was saying
I used to live in the middle of the woods
There was no concrete for miles
I’d close my eyes and listen to the wind
I’d look at the sky and smile
Oh my little boy
What does the future hold
I want to be with you
As I grow older and old
Why do I let myself get in my way
Never asking how to be of service
If you don’t look at me, I will fly away
And crash into a tree I am so nervous
Before I was born, somewhere in space
planet fell into the void
After I’m gone, when the sun explodes
This song will also be destroyed
Oh my little one
Absolutely nothing lasts
Love yourself the way I love you
That is all I ask"
He’s an ugly bastard alien with red sun glasses,"He’s got a gold chain and pipe
His eye brows are raised beneath his dumb hat
He’s an ugly bastard alien all right
He’s an ugly bastard alien
He says he’s going underground
He’s an ugly bastard alien
Number five zero zero and he makes this sound
He’s an ugly bastard alien is that goatee?
He’s so ugly I can’t tell
His green skin shines as he sweats in the sun
Our atmosphere to him is hell"
I waited for apocalypse and felt it in,"my bones, the alchemists turned metal to a
dusty bag of stones! The
story flew around the world by type and
bit and phone, the market-makers rushing in and
calling in the loans. Tell
me oh Tell
me, are we dead yet? Tell
me oh Can
we put it all to bed, Forget
the things we said? Tell
me, Tell
me, are we dead yet? Tell
me, Oh,
we’re still hanging on by a thread! I
fell into eternal sleep after my years of
fun, I didn’t know how very deep the
bloody river runs, the ferryman his counsel keeps
till cosmos ends and done, and all that
I could do was weep, but mercy he
has none! Tell
me, Tell
me, are we dead yet? Tell
me, Can
we leave the chat on read, Take
it out behind the shed? Tell
me, Tell
me, are we dead yet? Tell
me, Oh,
we’re still hanging on by a thread! Oh,
one day I’ll
wake up and go wandering, The
sky outside is blue but in my broken
heart it’s thundering! Tell
me, Tell
me, are we dead yet? Tell
me, Can
we leave the chat on read, Take
it out behind the shed? Tell
me, Tell
me, are we dead yet? Tell
me, Oh,
we’re still hanging on by a thread! market’s
built from lessons learned, and, oh, I learned
them well, made money when their fortunes turned,
whether they rose or fell. My
lover’s heart broke from concern for at each
starting bell, I told the Devil,
let me burn for all time high in
hell! Tell
me, Tell
me, are we dead yet? Tell
me, Can
we leave the chat on read, Take
it out behind the shed? Tell
me, Tell
me, are we dead yet? Tell
me, Oh,
we’re still hanging on by a thread!"
I try to sing something,"Meaningful
But all the meaning is in a puddle
ON the floor
I try to form coherent thoughts
I try for melodies and reach for chords
But i’m coming up short today
I got no words to sing or say
I’m too blown away
I got nothing
We’re all tickets in a lottery
Could be you could be me
Any day of the week
i got nothing
50 people on the vegas strip
tom petty on top of it
are you kidding me
all i’m doing is singing facts
please don’t even ask
are you shitting me
But i’m coming up short today
I got no words to sing or say
I’m too blown away
I got nothing
We’re all tickets in a lottery
Could be you could be me
Any day of the week
i got nothing"
I’m not taking any part of your virus bullshit,"Tiny instruments played by raccoons
Game Christ and Horse Bitch on the Ellen show
Don’t talk to me if you got carpet two
I don’t love you anymore, I don’t love you anymore
We’re back together again, we’re more than friends
Dark grey castle, paper mache castle
Hillary shimmy all night long
This computer’s gonna get wasted
Why are there carrots in my pockets?
Ghost Kid is walking through the walls
Children need milk, Unbox your box
Is this an ok time
To Guinness the floor?
I don’t think you have the nytimes crossword puzzle record anymore"
17 bunnies sitting on a log,"Hey la la, hey la la
They’re all so dumb that they all fell off
Hey la la, hey la la
All the little bunnies fell down into a hole
great big heap of bunny fur
They scratched and clawed and screamed and spit
It was a blood bath cold murder
One little bunny climbed on out
Hey la la, hey la la
16 bunny ghosts began to shout
Hey la la, hey la la
You are cursed, your time is doomed
Your soul is tarnished with black tar
From the first word you say
Everyone will forget who you are
Hey la la"
Boredom is a blessing,"Being human is hard
Poetry is amazing
We’re so bad at being bored
I’m a lifelong fan of manners
No further context needed
Time and space are mandatory
To be creative
You want an amazing life
Then give it to someone else
Creativity is finding a way
to listen to yourself
Empathy is not about being nice
New ideas are like a fragile new spice
With down time
your imaginations wake up
Good collaboration is
like giving a pep talk
Pay attention, ask questions
Open up your heart
listen active, Be honest
encourage action from the start
Cheer, cheer, cheer
Original ideas
Swim inside us all the time
Mastery is knowing
What good looks like
Design is politics
Politics is design
Short cuts will be come your style
Error messages can be
moment for empathy
What if there’s no such thing
As a normal human being
AR is a medium for abiguity
Facebook sees your brain
As an opportunity
We all experience exclusion
In more ways then ever before
I want a fish, I want a fish
Maybe my parents were better at time management,
or maybe they didn’t have Netflix"
then we sell what's leftover,"we sell to everyone
even detective eagleshark
our patented breeding machine
it can do no wrong
fresh meat to eat today
and then we sing this song"
Hold them close,"The ones you love the most
Cause you never know
You never know
Hear them sing
Just like the robin's wing
They sing
Sing with you
They sing with you
Don't give up until you've had enough
You find your love
And you find your love
Don't give up until you've had enough
Cause you never know
You never know
Banana
Banana
Banana
Banana
Banana
Banana
Banana
Banana
And the anger"
when you turn your back,"on refugees
jesus wants to
punch you in the knees
Angels want to burn your eyes
You’re the bitter waste of all mankind
there’s no redemption you will find
when you turn your back on refugees
when you go on bombing their countries
a thousand cuts are just too few
a river of sorrow made just for you
a lonely hole you’ll be dumped into
when you turn your back on refugees
on your dying bed you’ll cough and wheeze
and your wives are nowhere to be seen
your daughter stabs you as you bleed
left to choke on your own disease
when you turn your back on refugees"
I’m standing in the middle,"The world seems so little
Compared to the space inside my mind
Every human being
Has perspective that they’re seeing
There’s nothing really that’s outside the lines
I scoured my skull
Inside out I pulled
At every single thread until I found
The answer I was searching
The reason we’re all hurting
It was a gentle, sad, mournful kind of sound
My best guess is a cloudy haze
I’m a little boy lost with heart ablaze
Somewhere far off an orchestra plays
Our song
You’re chained to the moment
Even if you have outgrown it
By the time you can own it
It’s gone
I’m wrapped up in infinity
Time got the best of me
Everything melts under the sun
Nothing can escape
You can scratch and scrape
But even God himself could not out run
The day that we know is coming
It’s bigger than you are honey
The heat death will surely set us straight
And the measure of our loss
Will be weighing all the cost
Of who you love and who you hate"
Don't look now,"Once you becoming something that you don't recognize
You don't recognize
You don't look now when you call my name
Cause
I'm looking for the end of time
Looking for the end of time
And
I'm looking for the end time
Time now
But you are counting stars in the sky
Like a bean counter
Like a bean counter
Bean counter counts a bean counter beam
I'm looking for the end of time
I'm looking for the end of time
I've been looking for the end of time
The end of end of time
Looking for the end of time
I'm looking for the end of time
And
I'm looking for the end of time
The end of long time"
com on dude you look kinda hungry,"we breed children for the eating
this kind of meat you can't be beating
we're the robot xombies
and we're like a family
fine young cannibals
flesh like candy
come on kid
we'll take you in
teach you tricks
and defend you
nobody loves you
nobody knows you
but we love you
and we knows what you
want fresh fresh meat
so come live with us and
get off the street"
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Hey what you doing?,"I was just sitting here
What are you thinking?
That you look like pants
What does that mean?
It means we’re on your side
Well why didn’t you say so?
Just didn’t
How am I ‘sposed to get another car moving
If the car that I’m in
Has had its battery drained
I could use a jump lift
Out of time and space
To break down the way of this
Ahhhh ohhh
As long as you are healthy
Ohhh oh
And nobody died
Ohhh oh
Things could get a lot worse, and
Ohhh oh
Just sit back and ride
That’s what I said, hey
Was that a chorus there?
Oh yes I think it was
It brought it all home
But what did it mean?
I have no idea
Well, that’s ok you know
Yeah I guess it is
Just trust us we’re sure
Well why is every day just like breaking my back?
With all these stupid demands
On my time and my eyes
Are looking down into pixels
That are formed into stuff
That ends up making my head hurt
Ouch ouch
Ahhhh ohhh
As long as you are healthy
Ohhh oh
And nobody died
Ohhh oh
Things could get a lot worse, and
Ohhh oh
Just sit back and ride
That’s what I said, hey"
Get get get get get out get out get get out,"I'm in the ghetto
I'm in the ghetto
I'm in the ghetto
I'm in the ghetto
I'm in the ghetto
I'm in the ghetto
I want
I'm in the ghetto"
You’ve got to walk,"That lonesome valley
You’ve got to walk
It by yourself
Ain’t nobody here
Gonna walk it for you
You’ve got to walk that lonesome valley
By yourself
Now mother walked
That lonesome valley
She walked it by herself
Ain’t nobody here
Done walked it for her
She had to walk that lonesome valley
By herself
Father walked
That lonesome valley
He walked it by himself
Nobody else
Could ever ever walked it for him
He had to walk that valley
By himself
Now John
They say he was a Baptist
John, they say he was a Jew
But the Bible
Plainly tells you
John was a preacher, too
You’ve got to walk
That lonesome valley
You’ve got to walk
It by yourself
Ain’t nobody here
Gonna walk it for you
You’ve got to walk that lonesome valley
By yourself"
Anthony’s Weiner was an October Surprise,"Popped up out of nowhere
Said hello you guys
Director Comey
Grabbed ahold of it
Put it in the pot
And stirred some shit
Anthony’s Weiner
Has nothing to add
Just a couple of emails
Has the world gone mad
Anthony’s Weiner
Get it out of my face
I’d be happy if I never saw it again
For all of my days"
I'm nervous about my future Cards,"Against Humanity
I like panda bears and veggie things Is
I am when what we did? Yes
we is I am we are! Meow!
This kitty likes cookies Yes
we is I am we are! Boobpos
Matthew Me,
too sometimes. But
truly, we must banish it. Naps
are good for us. Even
science says so."
Terry Jones backed down,"Decided not to burn the Koran
And you could look at this and say
“What’s your deal?
This is a selfish plan”
To play the media
Bring attention to his cause
But regardless of what you think
His hatred and intolerance is real
Every day we are getting closer to
Some kind of explosion
Folks like Terry Jones will be responsible
Whether he believes half of what he says
The feelings are there
Terry Jones, Glenn Beck
The words they use are full of sparks
country is a tinderbox
And their fire will explode the dark
People are pissed off
And rightfully so
But because they’re obsessed with race or religion
They’re missing the point
And so every day we are getting closer
To some kind of explosion
And folks like Terry Jones
Will be responsible
Whether he believes half of what he says
The feelings are there
Now, I’m not saying
That I have all the answers
But if you want to make a difference
It’s in the choices
In the choices
In the choices
In the choices
That you make
Terry Jones quotes the Bible
But the Bible’s just a book
And it’s full of contradictions
And it’s how you choose to read it
That creates your convictions
Uh huh
I say Jesus would have never wanted this
Your grandstanding
And your red faces
And your clinched fists
So every day we are getting closer
To some kind of explosion
And folks like Terry Jones
Will be responsible
Whether he believes half of what he says
The feelings are there
The feelings are there"
Don’t think about the price of eth,"Watch my driveway get paved instead
I had a dream I lost all my teeth
Everybody I loved was dead
The molecules they are paving with
Were once inside a star
The synapses in your brain
Are just the same, it’s what you are
Don’t think about the price of eth
Watch my driveway get paved instead
Scratch the surface and underneath
Randomness and consequences unintended
The molecules you’re breathing now
Were once inside a star"
Reports my demise are vainly exaggerated caring for,"the side demise I'm
greatly exaggerating he was calling but he couldn't
get it done you want to call him
but you couldn't you couldn't get it done
Now I'm
gonna throw you up into the now I'm
gonna throw you up into the sun Reports
my demise are greatly over engineered reports my
lives I'm
greatly over you are there tonight I am
so here I said you are over there
and I and I am still here don't
listen to what they say their lives every
single one don't listen to what they say
alive every single one you want to throw
me up up into the sun but I
don't want to throw you up into the
sun Jesus
could not come at a better time you
were the one who wanted me to spare
your money you were the one who wanted
me to pay for your burn I lifted
up my people and put them where they're
so sweet I landed on my people and
you wanna throw them all the way down
into the sea and you like to see
me swimmin at the bottom of the sea
so both my minds are greatly over but
I want to throw you up into the
sun"
Songadex is a collection challenge,"It’s like a Pokedex
But for traits of songs
You can explore the traits
And listen to the songs
If you collect them all
You get lots of prizes
And the grand grand prize
Is a big surprises
For each tier
That you complete
You get a rad poap
That you get to keep
And you can influence
Some song a day songs
And song a day videos
SO come on come co"
You won’t hear me on the radio,"Crawling over space and time
But I’m with you every where you go
On the very tip of your mind
I am as confused as you are
About what this song should say
In the pure fact of my consciousness
I slip away
Don’t you forget me
He said like a dilettante
I know you need me
I have what you want
I am a song
Writing a song
About a guy
Who doesn’t know what to write about
All his ideas are so played out
He never knows what he’s doing
In the bottom of the bargain bin
Forgotten or overlooked
Happy bout the place I’m in
Resentful of the time it took
Notes that are held together
By chewing gum or duct tape
Words completely meaningless
Tired and out of shape"
not magical at all,"i'm gonna end up just like filch
Chasing Harry down the hall
you would tell any lie
would stretch any fib
cause who could ever love
a low d own dirty squib
my parents were magical
and they had such high hopes for me
when i turned 11 and no letter came
the shame was so great i had to flea
i ran away, didn't know where i was going
i slept in kings cross heard the train whistle blowing
and i snuck aboard
the hogwarts express
and it sucked to be a squib
not magical at all
all the other kids are doing
magic in the halls
would take a bludger to the face
i would skellygrow my ribs
if only i could be
not just a low down dirty squib
when i got off the train
hagrid was there waiting for me
my parents had sent an owl ahead
they knew just where i was going to be
hagrid took me aside
and spoke very soft with a gleam in his eye
and this is what he said
it doesn't suck to be a squib
for there's chances you can take
abilities are nothing
it's the choices that we make
working on the side of good
and he almost cracked a rib
as he hugged me and he said
i love you little squib"
I just took a shower,"That’s why I look like this
My skin is all smooth
So give me a kiss
I’m wearing a towel
My skin is all wet
I haven’t put my clothes
Back on yet
Every song I write
Gets me closer to God
They keep me from becoming
Something that I’m not
Every song I write
Is another drop of blood
In the river Euphrates
Where I’m up to no good
I’m almost dry now
So I’m just gonna go
Sit on the couch
And watch this show
It’s called Stranger Things
It’s television gold
In 1984
I was 2 years old"
Baby we were never ‘sposed to meet,"But some enterprising fish believed
That happiness could be found on land
But, oh that’s when all my troubles began
So bury me there
Bury me there
In the ocean, the ocean
In the ocean
In the ocean
In the ocean
Beneath the waves where predators roam
It’s natural we would find our home
I’m lost, I’m lost
To the world of man
I long to be home
To be home again
Oh bury me
Oh bury me
Beneath the ocean
The ocean
Ocean ocean
Oh pretty baby, ocean
Oh, beneath the ocean
The ocean, ocean
Oh pretty baby, ocean
Oh, beneath the ocean
Ocean, ocean
Oh pretty baby, ocean
Oh, beneath the ocean"
Tongue detection tongue,"Tongue detection
Tongue detection tongue
Tongue detection
Tongue detection tongue
Tongue detection
We're all sticking out our tongues
Tongue detection tongue
Tongue detection tongue detection tongue
Tongue detection
Tongue detection tongue
Tongue detection tongue
No tongue
Google
Maps on
CarPlay 30
People on
FaceTime
Tongue detection
Tongue detection
Tongue detection tongue
Tongue detection
Tongue detection tongue tongue detection
Tong
Tong
Tong
I wish we could have had a sneak peek of that
They got emoji and
Mojave dumb
Detection tongue
Tongue detection
Tongue detection tongue
Tongue detection
Tongue detection
Tongue detection"
I took a red eye to Barcelona,"Barcelona oh
And now I'm ready to go-a to go-a
Go to bed
Cause I'm tired oh
To bed
Cause I'm tired oh
I'm trying, I'm trying to make it at least to 7:00 o'clock
But I'm not sure I can make it
I might just pass out sooner than that
Cause I'm tired from the red eye
Yeah, I'm tired from the red eye
Flight to Barcelona,
Barcelona,
Barcelona,
Barcelona,
Barcelona,
Barcelona
How does that pixie song go"
waves of panic radiating out from my mind,"my skull is full of an dull aching
sense of what i'm leaving behind But
it doesn't matter Because
it must be done And
I must remember why in the darkened sky
of 3am If
it's worth doing then it must be scary
to do ok It's
one thing to live by that it's another
just to say And
it is my mantra As
I move through this quicksand Everything
good that ever happens Is
accidental and unplanned And
you've got to do it by yourself And
you've will go through it and become an
elf And
the tall Elves
of the Toikien
world will join the Keebler
kind And
they're all out there waiting for you on
the other side Knowing
at all once that things are for a
reason in the same instant i'm thinking what
the hell have i done but every instant
is infinity Instants
all at once Somewhere
there is none of this Somewhere
things are different Cloudy
day in Brooklyn
and my bike got a flat I pat
my bike on the wheel said i feel
just like that tomorrow i will fix you
tomorrow you'll be ok i'll sing to you
in the meantime in the meantime i will
say"
The pictures on my wall,"Some of them are une
Thinking about shaving off all my hair this evening
Just for a change
Just for a change oh just for a change
I've been feeling something
I never felt before
I don't even know how to describe it and if
I didn't
I wouldn't know what for
For a change
For a change
O
For a no matter how much sleep
I get
I'm tired so tired oh and no matter how much
I think
I've learned
There's still so much that
I don't know
I miss the trees how they talked to me in the breeze
I wish
I could just disappear into the woods
I'm thinking about shaving my head completely
I mean why not
It's just you you that sees me shaving my head
For a change mmm for a change yeah
For a woo woo for change
I hope
For a change
For a change"
Everybody thinks that I can only remember,"Two seconds ago
They can’t hear my pleas
They look but don’t see me
That silly goldfish he’s so
Dumb
But sir I can recall
The fish tank at the mall
And when this family brought me home to watch me swim
Every smushed up face
My whole life has been a waste
In this tiny little bowl they’ve trapped me in
I’ve got the memory
Every time they forgot to feed me
Every fight and why don’t you leave me
Every thunderstorm and TV
Show that they’ve binged
Meanwhile I just swim
I’ve got nothing to do but contemplate my life
Everybody thinks that I don’t know what is going
On because I am a fish
Sometimes I pretend
I’ve got a shark for a friend
And he has just granted me one wish"
Onchain vs On-Chain,"It’s the battle of the century
We haven’t had arguments like this
Since nifty vs nfty
And we need better metaphors
Just like we always did
Onchain vs on-chain
Tell me which is it?
Onchain vs on-chain
Are you a dash fan or no
The decisions we make today
Will have enormous ramifications
On the future
On the language
On the culture"
Lost in the fog of never really knowing,"Corrupt in the heart of never really showing
My cards
It’s hard
To see the future
When the past
Is a blur
As it were
As it were
Trudge trudge trudge to some where you are going
Whether or not you have any way of knowing
Where
I don’t care
To see the future
As it were
As it were"
Are we prepared for what's coming I was,"born in the summer not literally not figuratively
Are we prepared for what's coming Down
the road we'll be running Searching
for a safe place to stop but there
be nowhere There'll
be nowhere There'll
be nowhere There'll
be nowhere Are
we prepared for what's coming Are
we prepared for the gunning Some
people think it'll be just like they see
in the movie Just
like they see in the movie Are
we prepared for what's coming No
more sun shine sunny just raining snow where
do you think you're going We
prepare for what's coming Listening
to the sounds of summer Just
stand in the rear view mirror but we
couldn't have come at a better time Will
we be all up in our minds or
will we lead with our hearts I don't
know I don't know I don't know I
don't know I don't know I don't know"
you send 100s of emails a day you,"need tools at your disposal to help you
say what you're trying to say to help
you say it to who you're trying to
say it to right now all you got
is to cc and bcc but what if
you're writing to a group and you want
to write something that only one of the
group can see BCC
THIS, BCC
THIS"
Yeah I worry about the sky blowing open,"The temperature rise and the floods Seems
I dwell on a future that's uncertain Or
else just think about everything that was Sometimes
it seems like it'll all be all right
Sometimes I can see how it will be
All the things I worry about big and
little on my mind In
the end this worrying will kill me Yeah
I worry about the day to day I'm
chasing The
work I'm
running down and the dreams Sometimes
I feel as though I've
got it all together And
then I'm
coming apart at the seams The
truth is that everything's uncertain I try my
best to control In
my joints and in my muscles you can
see this kind of tension Holding
on so tight takes it's toll We're
all lost because we don't know where we're
going I navigate by memory and luck What's
come before will never come again though I
do my best to simply not get stuck
I make it sound like everything is awful
And that seems silly since objectively it not
I try and try to remain just as
thankful In
the face of all my doubt aware of
all i've got"
The TSA,"at JFK
dropped my Ukulele
It didn't break but that's not the point
man it made me angry Untrained
workers with too much power and changing rules
that don't make sense It's
gotten out of hand now and I demand
some recompense Don't
bombard my body with your X-rays!
Don't make me take off my shoes-es! Don't
pat me down like a criminal Our
patience is not unlimited Don't
make me late for my flight Your
system is arbitrary It's
not making us safer And
to me that's just so scary The
TSA at JFK
dropped my ukulele When
confronted they said it fell so accidentally I
didn't push it cause you don't push it
with peons drunk with power But
I left there fuming my head was spinning
a taste so bitter sour TSA
go away nobody likes you just go away
You're just theatre you should be on broadway
You'd win a Tony
you're just that funny So
go away"
Insane asylums,"Cognitively impressed serious psycho insane asylums
Adam elector
Oh they go crazy crazy crazy
The late great hannibal lecter
He'd like to have you over for dinner
Hannibal lecter
The late great hannibal lecter
Hannibal lecter
He'd like to have you for dinner
Hannibal lecter
The late great hannibal lecter
Hannibal lecter
He'd love to have you for dinner
You right there
The late great
Hannibal lecter
He oftentimes would have a friend for dinner
Insane as salads cocktails psycho insane as
Silence
Animal lector
Oh they go crazy crazy crazy
Has anybody seen silence
The late great animal lecter
He's a wonderful man
I love donald trump
Serious
I love donald trump striker
I love donald trump
Donald
Insane asylums
Cognitively serious psycho insane asylums
Animal lecture
Oh they go crazy crazy crazy
Insane asylums
Cognitively impressive serious psycho insane asylum animal lecture
Oh they go crazy crazy crazy"
Turn him away,"Like the tiny man his is
You got everything to lose
I know you got a fire
And you want o put it out
And you can refuse
To do it like this
Not like this
Ride your bike
Until the wheels melting off
Throw yourself into the dark
Somebody been punking you today
And that set the spark w to"
They’re little nude men,"And they dance around
They jump up and down
They sit on the ground
If you leave them there
They form an image
Or a word
They’re my little nude men
They’re little nude men
Living on chain
Follow your cursor
And go back again
They’re little nude men
M  y little nude friends
They shuffle scatter
Then go back again
They don’t get tired
They don’t relax
They’re very nervous
I wonder if they’re sleeping all right
I’m not sleeping very well
I’m super stressed out actually
But you know what makes me feel better
These Little Nude Men"
I'm Not,"Writing a Song,
this is me not writing a song I'm
not writing a song, This
is me not writing a song, I'm
not writing a song"
Jesse already has one All,"my friends are living in houses I’m
still renting this apartment, It’s
true, I can just up and leave anytime
I am totally free, that’s why I’m
Doing it the only way I know how
Jealousy, it creeps up on me like a
little, evil birdie I’m
years away from a family, though I’m
creeping up on 30 Oh,
I know I write these songs all day,
I’m amazed That
I ever get paid, it’s my way Of
doing it the only way I know how
Someone somewhere wishes they could what I do,
I know it There’s
some kind of self-appreciation threshold, and I’m
always below it I can’t see what it
is that I got, I only see What
it is that I don’t I only see
What it is that I’m
not Incremental
steps, they mask how I grow I could
be growing all the time and I just
never know Oh,
I know I write these songs all day,
I’m amazed Of
how my life is arranged, it’s my way
Of doing it the only way I know
how I will keep my heart open to
the part that’s humorous and sturdy I will
write more songs and travel around while creeping
up on 30 Oh
I know, we’re changing all the time it’s
a fact Once
you’re a thing then I’m
on track, doing it the only way I
know Doing
it, doing it, do do do doing it
Doing it, doing it, do do do doing
it Doing
it, doing it, do do do doing it
Doing it the only way I know how"
Turn and face who you’ve become,"Stand before him like a tree
He knows just where you’re coming from
He stands before who you will be
I was wrong
I was wrong
I was only human after all
You beat yourself up for days
Compare yourself to strangers too
The only path you’ll ever take
Is the one that’s meant for you
I was right
I was right
I was only human after all
You’ll never fill the hole you’ve got
So let it come and spend some time
Sitting next to you and not
Letting it just undermine
I was right
I was wrong
I was only human after all"
graph that shows the distance travelled all throughout,"your life bottle full of a substance you
can't identify sticker stuck on the back of
a truck that's heading out of town You
better lie down, kid, you better lie down
woman who says she knows you from the
circus that was here When
the Santa
Ana winds came blowing in last year She's
wearing gold jewelry and a bright white wedding
gown You
better lie down, kid, you better lie down
An officer of the law with crackling leather
gloves There's
nothing in this world that he cherishes or
loves Daisies
growing everywhere, all over the ground You
better lie down, kid, you better lie down
The sound of a jackhammer out on 4
avenue car alarm that sounds as if it
were made just for you The
world goes quiet, the world gets loud You
better lie down, kid, you better lie down
dog with a broken leg and a angry
snarling bite black bear wandering by looking for
a fight cat that just sits there eyes
unblinking, round You
better lie down, kid, you better lie down
Facebook feed of fools who think but never
act door that was so open but is
now just barely cracked You
try to smack some sense in but end
up underground You
better lie down, kid, you better lie down
Holy men with holy moly sticks that they
will strike You
with if you dare to look them in
the eye God
had the right idea when he up and
skipped town You
better lie down, kid, you better lie down
I got your text message and I saw
you were distressed When
I showed up to your party overfull and
underdressed You
blame me for the rain and blame your
mood on the clouds You
better lie down, kid, you better lie down"
"26 bones, 33 joints","And more than a hundred muscles
Tendons and ligaments
That’s our feet
Tibia and fibula
Calcaneus and talus
Cuboid and navicular
Three cuniform bones
The human foot did not evolve from the chimpanzee foot
And shoes have changed the way that we walk
The phrase footloose
was first used
in the 1690s
And foot fetishism
Is the most common sexual fetish
Putting your foot in your mouth
Meaning to say something stupid
Was first used in 1942"
I made the mistake of looking,"At last year’s resolutions
Oh me from 2018
What the heck are we doin
Don’t look at your phone so much
You’re looking at it right now
The world burns around you
And you want to distract yourself
I’ve been on this earth
36 years all told
I’m not young anymore
But I’m certainly not old
I’m slowly gaining the confidence
That I lost in my 20s
But fear and anxiety
Of those I do have plenty
Projects have been stalled
I thought were gonna come true
Some of them I’m pushing for
Others are totally through
I’ve learned enough to know
That life is weird and scary
But it’s never been
Too much for me to carry
All that you can do is
Say ok and try again
Dust off your disappointment
And mellow out your chagrin
If time is just a circle
Then you’ll have another go
And in the meantime
On must go the show"
Good morning,"Another year gone
I finally found my own little lily pad in the pond
Now i’m hopping
Over the mud
And I’m not afraid of a little sweat and blood
Cause I got my ukulele
I know where I belong
And tomorrow I’ll write another song
Good afternoon
Time sure flies
There’s been an awful lot of laughter tears and tired eyes
Now I’m marching
I got my drum
I got my banjo picking out with my finger and thumb
I got my ukulele
I can bang the gong
And tomorrow I will write another song
Good evening
Let’s break the law
Cause you only live once and you can win lose or draw
And now I’m floating
Above the fray
And the world’s being washed away by a tidal wave
I see California
I see Hong Kong
And tomorrow I will write another song"
As very imposing or impressive,"Surpassing the ordinary
Especially in size or scale
I’ve been writing a song a day
Since the first of January, 2009
And so that’s epic
In both size and scale
Well over 400 songs
Well over 400 days
I’ll write you a song"
Time to rearrange the stuff on this wall,"It’s been the same for allllllllll year
It’s time to put up something new
Something special just for you
It’s the house of patreon
When you heed the call
And band camp mountain
I’ll put your name on the wall
I will write your name down
And you’ll be in the background"
Well it's not your fault,"And you can't take credit
It's enough to make crazy if you let it
The things you did do
Are not yours to claim
And mistakes you made were not yours to me
It's not your fault
Can't say that it was
And you can't take credit
Or any dude did does
Oh
I sing songs
Sometimes they don't make sense
But other times they make so much sense it hurts
I don't have any time
Cause
I just work
But
I feel like a stupid jerk
But it's not your fault
If someone says it is
Tell them that it's all just luck
Lottery tickets
Oh it's not your fault
Yeah you can take credit
It's enough to drive you craziest
Feel that it crazy if you let it"
When your baby is sick,"Well you just can’t stand it
You feel awful cuz they feel awful
The laws of nature demand it
There is so much
That I just didn’t quite get
Before I had these kids I was riding
pony in the sunset
And now I’m on a horse
I don’t know where this metaphor’s going
What I’m trying to say is there’s a lifetime of ways
These kids have expanded my knowing
I used to think i was busy
I thought I was at capacity
But now I find that my time has gotten less
And more like the lungs that breathe"
Once upon a time,"There were no feelings
Every moment passed
In satisfaction
No sadness
No happiness
No anger
No laughter
No suspicion
No fear
And no tears and no love
No love
Then the feeling god came
And said to the people
“Your hearts are stone
I will make them water”
With sadness
With happiness
With anger
With laughter
Suspicion
With fear
And with tears and with love
With love
And the earth shook
And the moon blinked
The oceans boiled
And the chains clinked
And the rain fell
And the turning wheels
Of heaven stopped
And asked “how do you feel?”
“How do you feel?”
The people looked
And they first saw each other
They recognized themselves
In the eyes of a lover
In sadness
In happiness
In anger
In laughter
Suspicion
In fear
And in tears and in love
In love
How do you feel?
How do you feel?
In love
In love"
Happy birthday Jesus,"You would have been 2,019
And you saw all of this coming
Didn’t you my dude?
You did your best
You had your message of radical love
How’d that work out for you?
Just kidding, you know you’re my boy
And I’ve got a favor to ask
People down here see Obi Wan
Kenobi and they think it’s you
We’re a little lost so I was wondering…
Could you remind me:
What were we supposed to do for the homeless?
What were we supposed to do for the Immigrant?
What were we suppose to the greedy
And the powerful?
Happy Birthday Jesus
My dreams are getting wild
Rotting supermarkets
And parking lots of blood
Bombs that break the sunset
And deep fakes of you
Selling iodine tablets
On Amazon
And if Bob Dylan and Kanye West
Both woke up one day came to you and said
Could you please come back
What were we supposed to do for the poorest people?
What were we supposed to do for the left behind?
What were we supposed to do to the greedy
And the powerful?
What were we supposed to do to the billionaires
What were we supposed to do to the politicians
What were we supposed to do for the least among us"
There’s things,"That you can’t avoid
Like food
And rest
And you can be annoyed
That you
Don’t need less
We say
There aren’t enough hours in the day
And stuff gets in the way
Of what we really want to be doing
But I
Think it’s all in how you try
in the frame that you apply
To the day that you’re pursuing
This this this this this this this is it"
There's a darkness at the heart of man,"God put it there I guess I confronted
him down by the angels when they're pink
dress there's a darkness in the heart of
the world don't know how it got there
I tried to follow it to its logical
conclusion but I didn't care all you call
me oh you call me there's a darkness
in the heart of man that looks like
a silly boy covered in his own feces
and jumping for joy ah ah ah ah
ah ah oh oh There's
a darkness in the heart of the machine
we put it there everybody thinks it's impossible
they just don't care I don't believe conspiracies
I just believe there's a darkness there's a
darkness there's a darkness oh I don't believe
but I can't see I can't believe believe
cuz there's a darkness there's a darkness going
up you see me Can
you see me"
Training a robot to look like me maybe,"someday he'll replay me and the O
B old rabbits Training
a robot to look Trying
not to feel afraid Trying
to make the best we may Trying
to see the best of all Training
a robot without oh you know that oh
you know that it's true Little
baby wants to play along with Papa
all of the day Sometimes
someone has to say we're training the robot
all of the day oh don't you know
we're looking for something to go where the
heart should be where the heart should be
A train in a robot to sing like
me Training
a robot who might be a replacement In
a thousand years I will be dead but
you be here he will be here he
will be here doing the same thing that
we all do Yours
and mine will sing together Dressed
like birds and birds of a feather they
will mingle and maybe meet and I think
that will be great"
I'm sick of the way I look I'm,"tired of my black T
shirts I don't know what else to wear
I hate shopping if you look over the
history of it Song
a day I change throughout the years but
the last three years are the same I'm
getting older does that mean I just gotta
stop changing Doesn't
mean I'm
going to do the same thing over and
over and over again I don't wanna be
that way I don't like it I wonder
I wanna changing rollers that start with my
outfit Cause
I'm tired of the way I look I'm
I'm tired of it I'm
tired of the way I look Can
I change my outfit I don't like to
think about it Can
I change my outfit I'm
so tired of the way I look the
way I look Gotta
do something drastic to change my outlook"
Stop me if you've heard this one before,"But
I will just make it up as
I go along
Everybody's out here opening up the door
But
I'm just trying to
Sing my song
Sing my song
Sing my song
Sing my song sing my song
Stop me if you don't like to go to school
Nobody likes it that is what
I heard
Cause you never gonna feel too cool
When you're out there
Flipping everybody the bird
Flipping everybody the bir
Giving everybody the bird
But oh everybody is on fire and whoa
I'm just trying to survive
And oh
I thought
I was better than this
But
I guess
I'm not
Stop me if you're a shadow in the sun
Stab me if you're a shadow in the dark
Stop me if you don't have any fun
If you're a minnow among the sharks
If you're among the sharks the sharks
If you are among the sharks
Stop me
Stop me
Stop me
Stop me
Because
I cannot stop myself
Oh you shot me
Oh you got me now
I'm bleeding from my heart
I need some help
I need
I need some help
Oh
I
I need some help
But oh
I'm just trying
Not my hope to survive
Oh don't you look me in the eyes again"
I took a red eye to London,"Slept a dreamless sleep on the plane
Been wandering this city built by romans
I’ve been over there and back again
I ran around a big green park
And then I felt like takin a nap
But I’m trying to get my clock set straight
So I’m staying up as long as I can
I took a red eye to London
Slept sitting up, uncomfortable
I woke well before the plane it landed
Listen to that suitcase roll
It took the taxi about an hour
To get from the airport to the city
I always love that part of the trip
Unfamiliar sights so green and pretty
I took the red eye to London
And now I’m sitting in the hotel
I’ve got to perform tomorrow
I hope that it goes really well
You won’t be seeing the song I’m doing
They told me I can’t release it
That’s ok though I’ll write another
And my daily tally I’ll increase it"
You love your doggie Kasey,"Love your hamster Denny
Mom and Dad think you're crazy
You're both so funny and silly
Happy Christmas to you
Kevin and Kylie
You love your iPod touches
Pizza hot wings and Omelets
Having friends come sleep over
And partying to Jonathan Mann
Hey! Happy Christmas
Happy birthday Jesus
Happy Christmas Kevin and Kylie
		Am				G
from your pal, jonathan mann
Hope you get lots of presents
Your mom and dad they love you
Happy Christmas Kevin and Kylie
from your pal, jonathan mann
You're both getting home schooled
And like me you love animals
you love playing with your webkinz
And other stuffs too
Happy Christmas to you
Kevin and Kylie
Christmas with your family
Nothing seems more fun to me
Have a great time and dance around
To this your christmas song
Happy Christmas to you
Kevin and Kylie"
Thrice in a while,"We all have got to let go of ideas that we had
When we were young
Crawl 1000 miles
And still you don’t believe it
The string that you could pull to come undone
Don’t pull hard
Don’t pull soft
Don’t even try
That is it your job
Shells rain down
Big bombs drop
Nobody knows
How to stop
Zombie mission
Reliving and reliving
Even though there is no beating heart
Live inside the friction
And still you don’t believe it
The string that you could pull to come apart
Don’t pull hard
Don’t pull soft
Don’t even try
That is it your job
Interest accrues
All the stocks are bought
Nobody knows
How to stop
Born in anger
Strange and getting stranger
Bedfellows with red pillows all around
Taste their confusion
And still you don’t believe it
The string that you could pull to come crashing down"
Why do I feel anxious about things that,"have nothing to do with me Why
do I beat myself up all the time
so severely What
in my world and how do I know
if I put on this earth to go
oh why do I always feel like Barely
hanging on to the earth that's spinning to
the great beyond Why
do I say all the same shit every
song When
I'm just making it up as I go
along I'm
thinking about tomorrow and I'm
thinking about tonight I don't know what's wrong
with me But
I know what's right I'll
write another maybe if I were better looking
or had a better voice I'd
feel like I was in some kind of
control of my life that I had some
kind of choice But
control is an illusion Control
is just a story that they try to
tell you they try to sell you it's
not real all you can do is your
best One
second at a time that's what I'm
trying that's what I'm
trying to do"
I've got no poison in my blood,"I got pockets full of pebbles
I keep one eye on the dark side
But my heart is with the rebels
I slept with girls I thought I liked
But I didn't know who they were
But I'm in the future now I'm fine
With my flux capacitor
They're shooting a scene on my street
Everyone's pretending
They shine lights and then call action
Don't they know the world's ending
I was in a movie once
It was a gigantic flop
I played myself but with a hat
And my buddy was a cop
Fold me up like a brain that's stacked
And I'll tell you your future right now
Tell me where you wanna go and I'll draw a map
I will get you there as weather does allow
Mother nature lingers on
Each weather pattern changing
She can't seem to make up her mind
5 year old finger painting
She doesn't care about me
I only half believe in her
And I'm living in the future now
With my flux capacitor
I want to give you what you want
I want to keep it from you too
I want to make you feel safe
And I want to torture you
I'm like David on the throne
I just do what I can
Sometimes I have bad dreams
When I'm like Abraham"
Everyday,"Around 1 o’clock
My body feels
Like it’s gonna drop
And I need a nap
Do some work
Eat some lunch
But then my brain feels
Like it’s been punched
And I need a nap
But I gotta write
Another song
Gotta keep it going
Keep my pants on
So I fight through
With all I got
Until I simply say
I got to stop"
The fan is on and I am sleepy,"Third floor walk up, lots and lots of
boxes Carrying
the boxes in the New
York City
heat The
fan is on"
I'm gonna be singing the,"YouTube comments
So
Jesus
Lord let's just go
All right
Everybody in the
YouTube comments
Be nice
How's it going
Everybody use rhyme
I'm not singing that comment
I'm not singing that comment
I'm gonna sing it
Oh no
No song drew bit
We'll run the computation
Pump it pump it
Sip all your ops and garlic may net bats
Going too fast for me to read
That's going too fast for me to read
Send tornado
Send tornado
Pump it pump it
This is my favorite heath for the wind
Pump it pump it pump it pump it pump it
Flip a name
Girly girly so early
Girly tall little
ETO eth pump
But yeah we're all girly
I love
fools and
I love my mom
Rocket rocket full party burly girly party
Flipper name
We can do it
Oh
Nancy
Pelosi
Merge it the merge
Yeah
I like burly girls
I like like girly girls
We can do a play
Metallica instead
Metallica's dancing
I love
I love
and my
J
Smash daddy
Smash daddy
Smash daddy independent
Smash daddy
Panda
Panda
Panda mash daddy bird
There is vitality
Oh pump it
Oh yeah
Is that about three minutes
I don't know"
I shampooed the carpets,"I fixed my desk
I wrote two commissions
Now this song is next
I bought a new toilet
And an old 4 track
I’ve got a headache
And an aching back
It’s been raining all day, all day
I just wanna get away get away
I got an old carpet
From my mom
I got to put it
In this room
It’s my night
To wash the dishes
Juliana will cook
Something delicious"
Tell me what you think about the way the world works,"Is it one half maniacs and one half jerks
Is it one half passages and one half stones
Is it mostly just you all alone
How does the world work
How does the world work
How does the world work
I don't' know"
Sometimes…,"I'm working on another song
So I don't got time for song a day
I'm working on another song
So I don't got time for song a day
I'm working on another song
So I don't got time for song a day
I'm working on another song
So I don't got time for song a day"
There’s 7 billion people in the world tonight,"7 billion people in the world
You are one and I am one
7 billion people in the world
267 people, they are being born
108 people are dying
108 people will die
And you were born
And you will die
There was a first heartbeat
And there will be a last
Each moment that
You are alive
Is astonishing given all the variables
There’s 7 billion people in the world tonight
7 billion people in the world
You are one and I am one
7 billion people in the world
Maybe you’re making mulligan stew
Maybe you’re watching Netflix
Maybe you’re sitting in the middle of the jungle
Maybe you’re skinny dipping
Maybe you’re playing the banjo jo
Maybe you’re on the phone
Maybe you’re doing taxes taxes
Maybe you’re feeling sad
And you were born
And you will die
There was a first heartbeat
And there will be a last
Each moment that
You are alive
Is astonishing given all the variables
There’s 7 billion people in the world tonight
7 billion people in the world
You are one and I am one
7 billion people in the world
You may be feeling down tonight
You may be feeling great
There’s 7 billion other people out there
Who are feeling just like you
Hang on to your feelings
Hang on too them tight
You may be feeling really great
You may be feeling down tonight"
He’s very easy going,"He loves Football, yoga and golf
Jimmy Buffet and Elon Musk
And Coney Dogs
They’re much better than Chicago style
Oh don’t know you know
Hilton Head South Carolina
Is a place he likes to go
Brian loves to make up words
And traverse city cherry pie
Pineapple, oh Pineapple
Lobster and french fries
He looks like Nick Miller
He drinks craft beer
He’s a great friend
And it’s his birthday so three cheers
Pineapple
Pineapple
Pineapple Brian
He likes Mike Posner
And Jim Harbaugh
Gary Johnson, Amy Shumer
And Wolverines Football
He’s allergic to poultry
He’s from Michigan
He likes Whiskey Gingers, Gin and Tonics
And Detroit Pistons"
I write a song a day,"It’s what I’m known for
But I would do it anyway
I write them cuz I can’t help myself
I don’t have a choice
I can’t do anything else, oh
If you listen to them every single day
You know you’ll never know how or what I’m gonna say
Sometimes they’re silly like “Dancing Penguins”
Sometimes political like “Hey, Paul Krugman”
Where the hell are you man?
Speaking of that song
lot of people liked it
I sang it on Maddow
I take requests from people on my website
They give me song ideas
I write, write, write, write, oh
I got to thinking I get all these song requests
From folks in every state with feelings that they want to express
I could go there, town by town
To tell the people stories in song
What about something like a weekly show
Where I turn peoples’ thoughts into song wherever I go
People are struggling
I could sing their songs
I could start out in Berkeley where I live
And I could make my way home to Vermont
That’s where I’m from
I’d like to go back there
That’s my motivation
For reference, I wrote this song in ten minutes
It’s my second song today
And that’s the truth"
If I can’t make it perfect,"Then I don’t want to make it
If I’m not the real thing
Then I’m not gonna fake it
If I don’t do it for myself
I should give it up, I may as well
Nothing’s ever good enough
What has set me down this path
The tools I use are broken
The ways been barred with complex math
And I can’t make it open
I’m just a guppy in a great big pond
and I’ve got nothing going on
And nothing’s ever good enough
All my wasted time just got me here
So I guess I’ll waste some time some more
I bang my head up against the wall
And lay face down upon the floor
In nature there are no straight lines
But we live now on human time
And nothing is ever good enough
So if you’re feeling like the rug’s been pulled
And the sunshine doesn’t reach your face
You wander around desperate and cold
For some acknowledgment a warm embrace
Just remember that the universe is big
And it doesn’t care about anything you did
And whether or not it’s good enough"
I can't even think of any of my,"songs In
high school if a man writes a song
and he can't remember it did he ever
really have it in the first place or
is it just a phantom Is
it just a phantom song Can
you tell me really like to know Cause
I've forgotten most of the things that I
used to know and I took myself by
and led myself down the stairs and I
took advantage of myself when I was most
unaware and I said hey to myself don't
you do that to yourself But
I kept doing it to myself Cause
I didn't know how to stop and then
the dog started barking in the trees Started
shaking in the world World
started going dark dark dark dark But
I've forgotten things that I used to know
I know so well when the tiptoes on
the tulips in my mind I see Tiny
Toon I see Led
Zeppelin falling back behind I see Melkor
I see Gandalf
I see the Valor
and I wish I wish I wish your
pony star oh starlight star bright first star
I see tonight What
you got for me right now What
are you gonna do Gonna
make it up like you always do Go
long And
you think that you rule the world around
me Rule
the world around around around me You
rule the world around you are just some
gases Some
incandescent plasmas up in the sky"
All my memory stored,"In frozen light
All my instincts
And my emotions too
in Santa Fe
Beneath the sand
There's a rocket with my name on it
And then one day
i'll go away
They'll shoot the rocket into space
I will stake a claim
On some planetoid
I'll watch the stars spin
From a little chair
And as I stare
The solar flare
Will light up everything I see
And in my soul
I'll simply know
This is where I'm meant to be
passing flock
Of little birds
Will lift me home
To my family
I was a machine
But you let me be
Beating breath and heart and blood
I shake it off
when I've had enough
I don't get lost in the little flood 
Do you know
How beautiful
This planetoid is that I own
We can go
Anytime, you know
Anytime that you want to go"
Count the times you will always Color,"within the lines of hate Wrap
yourself in the old ways Sometimes,
what you’re sure is true Is
just your own mind playing tricks on you
Then your mind it gets to changing And
the chains within you breaking And
if right then you don’t fall apart Then
God is in the ocean and he really
don’t give one damn Break
upon the assumptions You
can take all the time you need Put
yourself back together And
you see what it simply is And
that can be very messy business Two
truths that are holding Two
hearts for all the feeling And
if right then you don’t fall apart Then
God is in the ocean and he really
don’t give one damn Levitate
in the garden Misery
in the garden grows And
the snake begs your pardon And
we all hear the children cry And
the garden wall has a flag and spot
lights And
people made to suffer Get
stronger ever stronger And
if right then you don’t fall apart Then
God is in the ocean and he really
don’t give one damn"
Do you like,"Who you are
Can you stand
Somehow apart
Somehow within
Somehow above
Embrace the sadness
To find the love
Any moment
You can collapse
Into a puddle
hulking mass
boiling bog
stranded ship
story that’s wrong
page that’s ripped
You wouldn’t treat
Anyone else
As bad as sometimes
You treat yourself
So go easy
And walk slow
You are more powerful
Than you know"
Tools for musicians and the fans that love,"them Design
that’s so clean I’d
eat my dinner right off it Options
all ??? so as to help maximize profit
That’s Bandcamp
Band, band, camp, oh Bandcamp
I said, Bandcamp,
Bandcamp Bandcamp,
Bandcamp So
many other websites try to be everything all
at once And
then they fail to deliver It
all comes out a great big mess But
if you build a shiny tower full of
music and melodic joy Everybody
will come running Like
Paris to Helen
of Troy
That’s Bandcamp
Band, band, camp, oh Bandcamp
I said, Bandcamp,
Bandcamp Bandcamp,
Bandcamp Their
FAQ is hilarious The
stats page is pure splendor You
can view them in the normal way Or
view them in Defender
Lord knows I write a lot of songs
And I need some distribution But
every other site that I’ve
ever tried Has
failed in its execution Now
there’s a place where you can go to
hear all, all, all of it Thanks
to Bandcamp
you can download for free Or
use your wall-all-allet That’s
Bandcamp Band,
band, camp, oh Bandcamp
I said, Bandcamp,
Bandcamp Bandcamp,
Bandcamp Bandcamp
Band, Bandcamp,
oh Bandcamp
I said, Bandcamp,
Bandcamp Bandcamp,
Bandcamp Bandcamp,
Bandcamp"
Where did my AirPods Pro case go?,"Where did my AirPods Pro case go?
It was just here a minute a go
Where did my AirPods Pro case go?
Thought about buying a Tile, but no
If I did then as soon as the next cock crows
Apple would put out AirTags oh
Where did my AirPods Pro case go?
The pods themselves can beep you know
But the case can’t beep it’s weird and so
I’m left searching high and low
Where did my AirPods Pro case go?
It doesn’t help that I’m getting old
I’m feeling this cold weather in my bones
Wandering this house just like a ghost
Whispering Where did my AirPods Pro case go?"
Just illusion when I start my day,"Not a real institution, but it’s based on good
If you are real and confident
Not something that we have in space
Yesterday was just a dream
When you’ll be awake well I’ll be gone
Something we can hold
That’s what we made love for"
The road is longer than you thought it was,"But it goes around in circles
Get in the car and drive it until the gas runs out
You don’t have care what they think of you
You have the right to remain silent
It’s unlikely they would hear you anyhow
In the offices of the networks
They’re boarding up the doors
All the investment bankers
Are taking off their shoes
In swimming pools and hot tubs
There are deals being made
We’re cleaning up our act
It’s time to pay our dues
When the final rain has fallen
And the crickets stop their chirp
I plan to be far away from here
You keep doing the same old things
Everything that doesn’t work
Interrupted by what’s unclear
I’ll be in the mountains
Where the rules just don’t apply
Everybody’s got to do
What is best for them
You’re welcome to come with me
Just look me in the eye
And tell me we’ll rebuild this all again"
I had myself just a little bit of,"time So
I opened her window and down down I
climbed Oh
I had no plan the night was cool
and spooky I listened to my heart beat
to see which way it moved me The
moon threw shadows where the light should be
And from those shadows out came future me
Well met said I shut up now said
he If
you want to live you’ve got to follow
me Took
me to an office park where the crossroads
meet He
disarmed the security guard and tied her to
a tree He
had a key card that opened big glass
doors On
the elevator he hit the button for the
lowest floor Descending
for what felt like 15 minutes at least
The doors opened on a cavernous hall this
is it said future me What
is it I asked you’ll see said he
And he pushed me out took the elevator
Nearly knocked me off my feet The
only light was red and strange From
a giant hole in the floor I got
a few feet from the edge But
dared not get closer voice rose from the
deep “Who do you think you are?” I
said I’ve
been trying To
figure that out for a while The
voice said why and I said why what
Why don’t you know who you think you
are And
I said I guess it’s because Any
time I concentrate And
try to figure it out It
feels like there’s a weight On
my chest the size of a house Out
of the great hole came two shining eyes
Heavier than mountains and darker than the darkest
night I tried to look away but the
force was just too great I felt gentle
hands lifting me out of the cave Time
stretched and space bent and suddenly out I
came The
cool and spooky night all around me once
again I looked into the distance felt a
feeling grow I saw past me and he
was crawling out the window"
Every four years we come back here the,"world keeps turning it's another having what we
do again does we find us pass or
come on in but reminds us like a
sur Einstein
was right about sanity and time sand and
mountains is another having what we do again
two again just define us based on God
care Reminds
us like a Saturday
on repeat once more It's
a bitcoin breach what we do again the
deep final past won't do again blood we
rise up like a song that's all Repeat
once more into breach"
The rain may fall and the wind may,"whine But
further up the ladder I climb rung by
slippery rung Until
with calloused hands i've reached eyes agog at
the milky breach that's patterned after human speech
words heavy when they're sung go the other
way just turn around nothing to see here
go the other way i can see the
color of the sky is changing with the
seasons i'll never come back down contained within
this bottle blue is enough of me to
take over you your memories and all you
knew gone with a single sip higher up
and higher i rose into places where no
man goes one thought within me grows and
just escapes my lips I'll
never come back down"
Look out on the Savannah,"It's time for us to move
Dad was right, it was a long hard fight
But he's got nothing left to prove
I hunger for adventure
To vanish without a trace
Mom tries but she averts her eyes
It's written on my face
Bring the thunder
Bring it back to me
Dark sky overhead
As I fall asleep
Handsome is the widow
Ugly is her son
Sister says that I'm the best
Choice but I swear I'm not
Mouth full of inspiration
Breaking me down bone by bone
Brother knows how the feeling goes
He won't leave me alone
 Bring the thunder
Bring it back to me
Dark sky overhead
As I fall asleep
Bring back black clouds
I'll complete any test
Bright light big sound
I feel in my chest"
I’m a wild bird,"Making lots of noise
With a million colors
I get all the boys
They come to the yard
Bathing in the sunlight
We go at it hard
I tell them that they’re all right
And I won’t have your baby
Cuz i got these wings
I’ll let you stand near me
If you bring me rocks and things
And if you’re careful when we
Are bathing in the starlight 0
I will then let you befriend me
And tell you that you’re all right
And I killed you sister
Cause she looked at me wrong
Now I’m standing with her
In the power of her song
If you struggle I will eat you
So don’t put up a fight
First I will defeat you
And then I’ll tell you that you’re all right"
"With a ship in the background, here’s who","worked on this particular film Was
written by marvin Wilbur
and narrated by Irvin
Drakin Here’s
some text, it’s an old-timey font Explaining
the origins of our country Look
at the ships and the seagulls down by
the pier And
the sailing ship goes and the nets and
the flags in the breeze The
blow in the breeze Cape
cod looks like a muscled arm reaching out
into the Atlantic
And there’s ducks about Province
Town, There’s
a tower there, here’s a closeup of it
Lots of houses near a cemetery Hold
your breath when you go by the cemetery
Our forefathers are buried here Hold
your breath so that they don’t kill you
I am a Pilgrim,
I am ringing a bell I am walking
down the street in Province
Town Calling
out your name Hark
hark hark here I come I’m
a town crier I walk by her and
she says “oh” There’s
a fence here, there’s a little gate I’m
gonna just walk right by it Don’t
need to worry about no gate There’s
a woman hanging up, hanging up the laundry
She’s who I was calling for earlier I
said “hey, hey pretty lady with the babushka
thing on your head Hanging
up the laundry and your kids are sitting
there Looking
at you like, why aren’t you plaing with
us cus we are lonely” And
you got the dress on, and I come
walking up the street and I say hello
to the old ladies cus I’m
old too And
I’m ringing the bell and they’re like what
the hell are you doing? And
I’m like I’m
just ringing the bell, ringing the bell in
Province Town
With a pilgrim hat, walking by the fisherman
guy with his hat and the other hats,
Everybody’s wearing hats, it’s the hat town It’s
Province Town,
it’s the hat Province
town I didn’t know they had cars way
back in the 1600s Back
then they got policemen with the guy, with
the rope hitting the rope As
I’m ringing my bell And
I’m ringing my bell And
there’s some people with the easels And
they ‘re painting things Down
in Province
Town everybody learns how to paint And
I ring my bell as they’re learning how
to pain I can’t really tell what she’s
painting, oh, I guess they’re learning how to
do still lifes Still
lifes, still life Is
that called a still life when it’s a
person? I guess not, I think it’s called
a portrait still life is more like with
inanimate objects, I’m
pretty sure Not
that I know anything about painting at all
Now let’s watch the master, let’s watch the
master As
he paints, paints, paints, paints the portrait Portrait
down in Province
Town as I ring my bell I’m
ringing my ding, ding dong I’m
ringing my bell I’m
ringing my bell and he’s pretty good He’s
a pretty good portrait painter, portrait painter ring,
Ring a ding ding ding dong Now
it’s time to sail away, sail away on
the old ship Shippity
ship shop ship It’s
called the Millilaur,
aMilnayer We’re
weaving a net to catch some fish, weaving
a net to catch some fish Down,
down in Province
Town Gonna
do a dance, we’re singing, we’re singing as
they’re dancing Do-si
do, and your partner up and down, look
em up and down And
you say hey, then you turn around and
you clap twice and you say hey That
woman has a black dress on, that woman
has a blue dress on, that other woman’s
got a white dress on And
I’m strumming, strumming my guitar Oops
I played the wrong chord, now I’m
playing a- I don’t know what chord that
is, it’s like a G
chord, kinda Ooo
and we’re dancing, dancing down down That
guy likes to watch the dancing And
that guy likes to watch the dancing too
Everybody’s wearing hats except for the dancers Because
you don’t wear hats when you dance down
in Province
Town You
don’t wear hats when you dance, no you
don’t hats when you dance But
when you watch the dance, then it’s okay
to wear a hat Oh,
shuffle down my feet Looking
over there he sees the guy with the
bell He
says “hey” And
they’re dancing down and down What
did that woman say to that guy? Whoa,
that guy’s really happy And
they’re very serious I actually think that he’s
in the same key as I am Which
is kind of fortuitous I did not plan
it at all In
and out, form a star Everybody
do-si do And
then you switch your partner again, switch again
Don’t switch don’t switch Scratch
your nose, don’t switch Don’t
wear hats when you dance down in Province
Town Don’t
wear hats in Province
Town when you dance It’s
poor manners Then
you switch your partners once again On
the dock as you dance on the dock
You don’t wear hats on the dock You
don’t wear hats as you dance down on
the dock And
they fade, don’t wear hats on the dock
Don’t wear hats as you dance on the
dock Don’t
wear hats on the dock as you dance
on the dock"
"Hacks and drains, hacks and drains","Lose your ape then what remains
Nothing can remove the stains
Of the hacks and drains
Hacks and drains, hacks and drains
Tell me it’s just growing pains
Lord Vitalik, take the reins
From the hacks and drains
Want to build a garden
But it is a forest
Darkest kind of jungle
Where everything is out get you
Don’t let your heart harden
Come and join the chorus
Can you feel the rumble
Of people here here to help you
It doesn’t have to be this way
We could break free of this
When the hacker finds an exploit
Taking all your net worth
And you are despairing
Frightened and embarrassed
Whitehat on a cowboy
Riding along the network
Coming to save your jpegs
Situational awareness
When the shit hits the fan
Look for the helpers there"
Punk 7804 reported for duty Mother,"should please come in it's been 1347 days
I've been studying humans Studying
humans Learning
so well Nobody
suspects a thing when something has happened with
the submission at risk I request further instructions
I've been bought I've
been born I've
been bought 8 million it's insane to me
I want I want I want to make
sure I remember alien Learning
all about you the undercover Lex
I've been reading lots of room 3100 I'm
wired and ready Brothership
where have you been I'm
getting kind of swole it's out of control
how much I've
hit in the gym I've
blended in so well I've
even learned how to swim Something
has happened that puts a mission at risk
I request further instruction I've
been bought I've
been born I've
been born 8 million it's insane to me
I want I want I want to make
sure I remain the undercover Elliot
Learning all about you the undercover Elliot
I've been reading L
to undercover alien Undercover
alien"
Google Instant is a symptom,"Of our modern life
Master blaster, faster faster
Reach the speed of light
Karate chop
Narbacular drop
Houdou
And ker pow
It’s getting late
Don’t wanna wait
I want the answer now
It’s getting late
Don’t wanna wait
I want the answer now
Google Instant
Fast as you can type
Blink and you might miss it
Your entire life
Google Google Google Google
Google Google Google Google
The internet
Is Bob Fett
It’s you it will depose
Unlock the cage
And disengage
And stop and smell a rose
Let’s build a fort
‘Cause life is short
You’re dead before you know
It’s sad, oh gee
What I’d love to see
Is Google slow
It’s sad, oh gee
What I’d love to see
Is Googleeeee slowwww
I get lost
Sometimes inside the tubes
Checking stats
Looking at cats
Porn
And pwning noobs
Now there’s Google Instant
And it’s fast as you can type
If you blink then you might miss it
Your entire life
YOUR ENTIRE LIFE"
"Beacon Cha, Beach Cha, Beacon Cha dot in","Free and open source infrastructure for Ethereum
Who knows where we’d be, what kind of trouble we’d be in
Without Beacon Cha, Beach Cha, Beacon Cha dot in
Oh, I keep track of all my validators
If there’s a problem I get an alert
Sometimes everyone will miss an attestation
You can only fix a problem if you know about it first
They got a great website and iOS app
All the information you could ever need
Leave aside your degen brain, we don’t need that
The health of Ethereum is why we"
She does her morning routine,"Then we watch Doctor Who
Says geronimo to me
I say Alons-y to you
When she has gone to work
I’m still lost in time
I wanna save the world
With the songs I write
So I hop on my bike
To the studio I do ride
Time to write my song
Don't know what to write
I want to be like the Doctor
So confident and brave
But I’m always just me
Stuck here in this cave
See, my studio is a basement
That often floods
The rent’s really cheap
I share it with my buds
If I had TARDIS
Time and space explored
Writing songs would be easy
If I were a Time Lord
Some days these songs are companions
Cuz we get it done
Some day they are Daleks
We fight before we’ve begun
Some days I feel I can see
The end from the start
I wonder how much I’d feel
If I had one two hearts
I lie down on the couch
Because I need a nap
Then I get up again
I should add some snaps
I claim no allegiance
To anyone or thing
Just to the truth and to love
Whatever the hell that means
Great big human potential 0
I believe in it
Even if we're just small
And insignificant
The Doctor’s morally centered
And sometimes I’m not
I know what's good and bad
And I know what's right and wrong
But sometimes there's just so much grey
It can't be ignored
But I'd could sort it out if
I were a Time Lord"
Fuck John McCain,"Fuck John McCain
I would never wish death on anyone
From cancer of the brain
But still, Fuck John McCain
Fuck John McCain
He is exempt
With his fucking amazing health insurance
That he gets from the government
He can go to a surgeon
Get his much needed treatment
Unlike the millions of people
He just voted against
Fuck John McCain
Fuck John McCain
You’d think dying of cancer
Would rearrange
His thoughts on this vote
You’d think so, but nope
So abandon hope
All ye who prayed for someone sane
Fuck John McCain"
Everything gets compressed,"Now I am become death
The Barbie of worlds
Popcorn stuck in your teeth
The stock exchange
The bones underneath
Everything gets compressed
200 thousand dead
Opening weekend
Japanese made Barbie dolls
What’s the box office
12,500 bombs
The hyper realism is out of control
Emperor’s got no skin, he’s bones
Oops Fukuyama made a little mistake
We lost Michael Brooks and David Grae
Brrr go the super pacs
They say just vote, and try to relax
Between the nazis
and my heart attacks
I think I’ll just lay down
For a minute
Everything gets compressed
Give us this our daily bread
Forgive us our Oppenheimer
Air conditioned rooms
Deliver us to Barbie
Striking in Malibu"
Sunday evening sad slow song Sunday,"evening sad slow song Happy
as the day is long if you are
a planet the days sure If
you are a planet the day's short if
you are a planet a day is like
a minute of course If
you are the universe you're big If
you are the universe you're big Let's
make some tea I'll
take a swig Planets
galaxies the Milky
Way and me Stars
planets supernova me Sunday
evening sad slow song Sunday
evening sad slow song Happy
as the day is long"
We’re really sorry We’re,"sorry, sorry, sorry We’re
sorry Sarah
and Mike
got their bikes stolen from outside our apartment
While we were all out getting dinner At
the secret bim bim bap place They
don’t have a storefront It’s
hard to find but the food is really
excellent We
feel extra bad because they’re training for a
cross country bike trip this summer And
now they have to go buy fancy new
bikes They
were super nice about it but we could
tell that it really stressed them out So
we wanted to say we’re sorry We’re
sorry, we’re sorry We’re
really sorry We’re
sorry, sorry, sorry We
are sorry From
Meredith and Adam
Yeah!"
I always do what,"I'm told
I never do what
I want
I listen to the wind as it blows through the moon
I didn't tell you the truth
I didn't put on my boots
I wanna tell you something about the way that
I listen to the wind
I don't want you to think that
I know what
I'm doing
Any other time"
The devil is in the details,"Angels don’t cross their T’s
Cleanliness next to Godliness
So I guess the devil’s unclean
But if the devil is in the details
Is he dirty in a detailed way
But you know I got my car detailed
Just the other day
And now it’s clean
The devil is in the details
And an angel gets it’s wings
Every time a child laughs
Or the good guys win
And a good guy with a gun
Will stop a bad guy with a gun
The devil is in the details
Like knowing which one is which one
You know what
I mean
The devil is in the details
Angels dance on the head of a pin
Stick a camel through the eye of a needle
From a haystack that you found it in
I met god as burning bush
At the crossroads in Burlington
I made a deal with the devil
He was in all the fine print
I didn’t"
Tomorrow I'll,"be moving, moving to the place Tomorrow
I'll be grooving, and moving all day Tomorrow
I'll be going, to where I'll
be living Tomorrow
I'll be going, and knowing I'm
forgiven Tomorrow
I'll be moving, tomorrow I'll
be moving, tomorrow I'll
be moving, moving to the place Where
I'll be forgiven, and I'll
sit down there, and I'll
hold my hand, I'll
take a shower, and the water pressure will
be bearing down on my back, bearing down
on my back Tomorrow
I'll be moving, moving"
I woke up but you weren’t there,"Darling, I could not find you anywhere
I lit a cigarette
And contemplated life
I only wish I’d asked before you’d gone
Exactly what it was that I’d done wrong
I’m left wondering
Here at a quarter to five
It’s 5am I got nothing to say
I guess it doesn’t matter anyway
Cuz you’re gone
Yeah you’re gone
So it’s a mystery
That I’ll try to solve
Until the stars blink out
And darkness falls
It’s a mystery
Till the end of time
I’ll never know the reason you said goodbye
I woke up
Two weeks down
I still forget sometimes you’re not around
hurricane is blowing
In my mind
Some lipstick that you barely used
t shirt and some high heeled shoes
I can’t bring myself
To throw away what you left behind
Now I’m not saying I’ll never be well
I know it’s just a matter of time will tell
But you’re gone
Yeah you’re gone"
"They did not find satoshi, satoshi","Meme coins are going crazy
The DOJ is charging 18, yes 18
People with market manipulation
They did not find satoshi
They did not find satoshi, satoshi
The FBI created a token
They called it nextfundAI
They said it was a security"
throw a cob of corn into the sun,"it'll be pop corn
see the old pile of hay?
it's a dead body
make your hand a fist into a gun
or a laser
can you roll your r's with your tounge?
he man skeletor
1 plus 1 plus 1 is 4
i am hot for teacher
i am a silly creature
little boy awake and terrified
why's he crying?
he's worried about his mom and dad
them dying
that dream of being chased by someone
he can't see
that feeling of just wanting to know
who he'll be
so big so tall
we're all so small
one mask called a face
won't be remembered
won't be replaced"
"Be my pumpkin, halloween","When the weather is getting cold
Buzzards feast upon the bones
You’ve got an itch you cannot scratch
Meet me in the cemetery pumpkin patch
Buried neath a pile of leaves
delicate soul longs to be free
Tangled up in the fiber and root
mouse squeaks and an owl hoots
Down the possum hatch we go
Into the possum’s world below
Where naked mole rats dance and sing
Come one come all this is everything"
All the little kids running around at night,"They tell it like it is
Old man dying flying towards the light
He’s telling it like it is
Corrupt cop killing everybody he sees
He tells it like it is
Slave won’t tell her master please
She’s telling it like it is
Telling it like it is
We’re just telling it like it is
If it’s not mine
I’ll make it my business
To tell it like it is
Gavel comes down and the jury got hung
Telling it like it is
All the old pop star’s songs’ve been sung
He tells it like it is
Casting lots to the universe
Telling it like it is
Shooting stars so hard it hurts
Telling it like it is
Telling it like it is
We’re just telling it like it is
If it’s not mine
I’ll make it my business
To tell it like it is
Counting houses on death row
Telling it like it is
I belong where the wild things go
I tell it like it is
Drive a car that can’t make any left turns
She tells it like it is
Walk the line that tradition burns
Tell it like it is"
Tell it to the moon Tell,"it to the sky Tell
it to the wind When
you can't find When
you can't find You
can't find me No
you can't find me No
you can't find me Me
You can't find me Don't
sit on the floor The
floor is Donald
Trump's hair Don't
sit on the ground Don't
sit in the air Don't
sit in the sky The
sky You
can' you can't find me No
no no you can't find me No
no no you can't find me You
can't find me You
can't find me You
can't find me You
can't find me you can't find me you
can' Take
a picture of it Put
it in the cloud Cloud
will rain Pictures
down Pictures
down You
can't find one you can't find two You
can't find where you're supposed to be You
can't find me no oh oh you can't
find me no oh oh yeah You
can't find me Me
Can't find me no you can't find me
Whoa No
you can't find me no you can't find
me Nuh
You can't find me I said nu You
can't find me I said wow Yeah
you can't find me"
830 days,"That’s how long I was around here
Just a little over 2 years
Before I disappeared
Into the ether
I’m a plus and minus
And a vertical line
3 little marks my constituent parts
But I am more than that
But now that I’m lost
I’ve transcended
My time has ended
Magic comes with a cost
You can’t replace it
You can’t erase it
Four thousand and
Ninety six characters
One of five hundred
And 12
Now I’m on my own
Will you miss me
Please don’t cry about it
You don’t have to worry
I’m on an adventure
In the wilderness"
My skin is on fire,"I carry all of my weight
I was a denier
Until mother nature had her way
I don’t smell the season
I can’t tell when we are
As long as I’m breathing
I’ll sit and stare up at the stars
I’m here
I’m already here
And you don’t got to tell me to get to work
Cuz I already have
Don’t drink the water
It’s full of toxic waste
But you see my daughter
Will die if she doesn’t have a taste
My lungs are burning
My eyes can barely see
I feel the earth turning
Leave me behind, let me be
I’m here
I’m already here
And you don’t got to tell me to get to work
Cuz I already have"
Do you speak my language,"Do you think that we could talk
About the things that have kept you down
You know you've had enough
The lesson in the story is
There's no lesson there
The only life that you can save
Is the one
Cloudy is the day we're talking
Dampened are my socks
I can't feel my toes inside them
I can barely walk
Can you touch the part of me
That no one else allowed
Water is the same if it's
loose or ice or cloud
Do you speak my language
Do you understand these words
Would you still be here when
The morning starts to blur
Who is in the pantry
Eating all the rice
Custom seems to dictate
That I have to be nice
Running on the beach
And I see you sitting there
I want to pick a fight with you
But you don't seem to care
The ocean is only breathing
The moon is only falling
The horizon only standing
Humans only crawling"
What I love about Hover,"Is that it's so simple
To get just what you need
The right domain
In a couple of clicks
And the whole process is clean
And easy
child could do it on their own
Hover's support is just amazing too
You call and they just pick up the phone
I don't want to spend all day
Worrying about
Managing my domain
So I use Hover
I use Hover
When I'm concentrating on my song
I don't want my DNS to go wrong
So I use Hover
I use Hover
Most registrars
Are like they're selling used cars
Sleezy right from the start
But where Hover's at
Is the opposite of that
It's a registrar with heart
You got domains somewhere else
It can be hard to get them out
Hover will move them over for free
And get you settled in your account
They got all of the TLDs
I can always find what I need
That's why I use Hover
I know it may sound insane
But I own 23 domains
Got them all at Hover
Yeah at hover"
song about The Little Prince.,"Up on planet B612
You fell in love with a rose
But she was too proud
Well that's the way it goes
you pick your boababs
put our your volcanoes
watch the sunset
that's the way it goes
Learn to tame a Foxa
love is juxtaposed
Get bitten by the snake
that's the way it goes"
Today I got a colonoscopy and then I,"did a bunch of other stuff I was
supposed to just go home and rest but
I didn't didn't have time They
stuck a thing up my butt and took
pictures of my colon Everything
is fine I'm
really tired Time
aware that I'm
tired a lot it might just seem that
way cause I don't wanna do my song
at night Also
when you have a two year old you're
tired all the time because that two year
keeps you moving Cause
that two year old keeps you groovin I
do my songs often at night I used
to do them all day long I don't
have that kind of time anymore I feel
like a broke broken record these days these
days I feel like I'm
broken these days feel like a broken record
that's how I feel that's how I feel
that's how I feel now you know how
I feel"
1 2 3 4,"Look out it’s a dinosaur
Coming to eat you
Coming to eat you
5 6 7 8
The dinosaur doesn’t feel hate
He just wants to eat you
Wants to eat you
Dinosaurs are slow
Slow to change and grow
They cannot adapt
To a world spinning to and fro
8.5 and 9.7
The dinosaurs went up to heaven
They ate the angels
Ate the angels
9.8 and 9.9
God said enough my child
And they gobbled him
They gobbled him up
Dinosaurs have small brains
And their stomachs are so huge
If you got meat on your bones
Then you look life food
To the dinosaurs"
What if you could spend,"Eternity
Living with the people you love
Would you ever want to leave
When you’ve done everything
Seen all there is to see
Not knowing what comes next
Would you ever be ready
Eternity is a long time
Forever without end
If there’s nothing you couldn’t know
Would there be a point when
You felt ready
To say so long to your friends
Would you leap if couldn’t see
Would you be ready for it to end"
"Christmas was in the winter, in a cold","you’ve never known We’d
gather around something called a fireplace, and laugh
and sing to keep warm You’ve
seen trees in your picture books, well, we’d
chop one down, keep it right there inside
We’d cover it with bits of foil, little
pictures, they were called ornaments and we also
had hundreds of glowing lights I wish I
could build a snow fort with you Where
the plow’s made the snow so high I
wish you could smell the air after blizzard
fell from the sky Oh
yes, I wish for so very many things
But wishing won’t make it so No
no child I’d
give most anything If
god would just Let
it snow let it snow Have
I ever told you about Hannuka
See this this menorah, poor things cracked and
split And
you’ve learned about the fire of 39, right?
That’s why we can’t keep any candles lit
Most of all I wish you could feel
How it felt to be topside and young
and free I wish I had done so
much more But
there was just so much good TV
I wish I could build a snowman with
you On
January first I wish we could slide down
a hill On
a day so cold it hurts"
I caught myself mid sentence Trying,"to miss the point but the point was
gone but the point was gone I went
for a hike in the valleys of my
mind in the great beyond in the great
beyond Nobody
knows anything at all I went down to
the barbershop to get a haircut There
was nobody there There
was nobody there There
was nobody there I went to the coffee
shop to try to wake up Wake
up They
cut my they cut my hair they cut
my hair Nobody
know anything at all I went to the
corner and I tried to sell my soul
but nobody bought it Nobody
bought it nobody I went to the supermarket
to try to be the B
O but nobody wanted it Nobody
wanted it Nobody
wanted it Nobody
knows anything Nobody
knows anything at all I was going down
and I had a little thought who am
I Who
am I Who
am I Then
I put myself right onto the rocket up
in the sky up in the sky up
in the sky But
I told myself Nobody
knows nothing Nobody
knows nothing Nothing
at all But
I told myself Nobody
knows nothing Nobody
knows anything at all"
Spider running over my toes,"Spider running over my toes
The horror of it nobody knows
Spider running over my toes
I go to take a shower
And I feel something on my feet
Oh that's just a bit of hair
But no it couldn't be
‘Cause bits of hair, they don't move
Bits of hair don't have legs
It's a Sugar Cane Spider
Maybe she's laying her eggs!
Spider running over my toes
Spider running over my toes
Horror of it nobody knows
Spider running over my toes
First I'm freaking out
The shower head pointing at ‘em
But they're doing me no harm
So outside I think I'll let ‘em
Grab a piece of cardboard
They creep and crawl and creep
And finally set them free
Outside on a tree
Spider running over my toes
Spider running over my toes
The horror of it nobody knows
Spider running over my toes"
It's that time of summer when I'd,"get nervous and depressed as a kid No
more hanging out all day doing all the
fun things that we did The
school year creeping up on me, I would
try to forget that i was coming But
little things'd remind me, like the drip drip
drip of a faucet drumming I don't want
to go back to school Let
me play all day outside Let
me video game and pizza Let
me take my bike out and ride I
don't want to go back to school Let
me wander the woods all day Let
me jump in the pond and swim Let
me play play play play play I would
try to keep the thought of school way
out of my head There
were commercials on tv, ads in magazines and
they always said Back
to school it's coming back to school better
get all the supplies And
then I'd
be reminded and feel sad with a far
away look in my eyes School,
I guess it wasn't the worst thing But
it would never be the first thing That
I'd choose to spend my time Doing
if the way were mine I'd
be catching frogs and building forts Running
around bare feet and shorts Lying
in the grass at dusk Playing
Mario and such Now
that I am older I don't have to
worry about school anymore Now
just I got bills and life and projects
it's a never ending roar I like being
an adult because I can choose how to
spend my time But
I do miss my childhood summers, when the
warm ring of summer bells'd chime"
Deborah Farrell-Beshaw,"is a lawyer for the New
York Times
She sent me a scary email detailing my
crimes She
says, ""It came to my attention you created
an exercise video that utilizes a series of
illustrations made Ben
Wiseman to accompany an article called ""The Scientific
7-Minute Workout""
""The Scientific
7-Minute Workout""
She says, If
you have not caused the video to be
taken down within three business days of receipt
of this letter We
will have no choice but to pursue all
available legal remedies Oh,
Deborah Oh,
New York
Times Oh,
you got me I apologize for my crimes
I didn't have permission To
use those illustrations And
for that I am sorry Congratulations
I won't use them anymore Deborah
Can we talk about your focus When
you went after Cody
Brown And
his amazing work on ScrollKit
See, we are fans of the New
York Times
We are not criminals You
should embrace the fact we love you so
much We
wanna repurpose your images You
should embrace the fact we love you so
much We
wanna repurpose your images You
should embrace the fact we love you so
much We
wanna repurpose your images Well,
I don't wanna get preachy Perhaps
it's already too late I think this song
will piss you off But
I just want to say Please
don't treat me like your enemy"
Stick hot pokers in my eye,"And rub my tongue with sand
thousand tiny paper cuts
On each foot and on each hand
Toss me out the window
Curb stomp me in the street
Friends it’s time again
For triple digit eth
Pool cues up my butt hole
Golf balls up my nose
Choke me with piano strings
And some panty hose
Pluck my public hair
Then stick them in my teeth
Friends it’s time again
For triple digit eth
Dip my balls into tabasco
Drive nails into my scalp
Say that you believe in me
But don’t offer any help
Peel back all my skin
Piss on what’s underneath
Friends it’s time again
For triple digit eth"
My song real quick,"Nope nope
Not gonna do a song
Nope nope
Not gonna play along
Nope nope
I got nothing to give
Hot hot
It's too hot to live
I'm tired and
I don't feel well and
I got a lot to do"
These bros be liking Loki,"They say he's pretty mighty
But they see him in a dress
Their faces get all frowny
Bros think that nonbinary's
gross  but Loki birthed a horse
They’re blaming Marvel
Nah bros, blame the Norse!
Loki is genderfluid
I wonder if he has a family
Does he take it slow
He’s got big brown eyes
He’ll wait all day
For his chance to show
He’s got lots of love bugs
He’s adorkable
He’s genderque
He’s genderfluid
I wonder if he has a family"
We got a ticket,"Cuz our parking permit
Was expired by one day
I went to
The parking authority
I had a lot I wanted to say
We didn’t get a renewal notice
She said the printer
That prints
The renewal notices
Is broken
You’ve got to go to court to contest
So that’s where I’m going
In a half hour
To court to fight this injustice
We didn’t get
renewal notice
And I really don’t want to pay the ticket"
I got up in front of the judge,"And said it’s only partly my fault
He agreed with me
And threw my ticket out
And then I walked home in the sun
And ate thai food for lunch
Even though money is tight
It was a victory meal
I got my ticket thrown
Out in court
I feel lucky that that is
The sort
Today Jupiter is sick
He’s got hand foot and mouth
For the second time
And he’s got bug bites
He’s got a little fever
I get sad when he’s sick
I worry about him
But he’ll be fine"
Golden sunshine,"Shine down on my skin
Giving me, giving me
Vitamin D
Giving me Vitamin D
Vitamin D is carried
In the bloodstream
To the liver where it’s converted
Into the pro-hormone Calcidiol
Calcidiol
Vitamin D is also found in mushrooms
And fish oil"
The day gets dark youk're at the park with,"Mama the fan is on
Cause it's
November and it's 70 degrees outside my
UKE is out of tune
My uke is out of tune
Somebody's hung in their horn
My uke is really out of tune
My uke is really out of tune and
I'm trying to tune it while
I'm singing this song but it's not going very well no no
I'm starting to feel kind of sick oh oh
Jupy had croup
Mama had the flu
Now
I'm getting it too
Are you sick of these songs
Where
I just make it up as
I go
I don't
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
I say
I don't know a lot
I say
I say
I say
I don't know so so so so much good timing"
They say plants,"are intelligent
And can communicate
I wonder if it turns out
That they hate
Mondays
Just like Garfield
Do plants have dirty
Dirty dreams
Like where they’re having sex
And when they break up
Do they dream about an ex
Do they wake up crying
Just like we do
Stare into the eclipse
Sitting there in your seat
Let it burn your eyes
So you don’t have to read
Trumps Tweets
So you don’t have to read
The google manifesto
Written by a jerk
Who can’t see empathy is what we need
From all his programming work
I wonder if plants
Think about us
Or if they only care about bees
I wonder if plants
Ordered a pizza
Would they want anchovies
Not me
I don’t like em
Not me"
10 years ago oh I was 26 game,"drew no more Always
looking for a new fix so I picked
up that ukulele and turn the camera on
captured 10 years of my life and all
these songs are these songs I broke up
this and I got married too Some
of my happiest days the bluest of the
blue Milestone
after milestone Not
every song's a hit Sometimes
I love it and other times I want
to quit He
wants to quit But
it's been 10 years measuring time by each
day and every summer and if I lived
in 96 and the day I die got
70 years of songs 23100 a night The
first 1000 days took a while to complete
I kick started an album with friends in
the Berkeley
The second thousand days well they went faster
by a lot I celebrated with the video
of all 2000 songs That's
a lot of videos The
third 1000 days though they went by in
a blink I'm
barreling towards 4000 now Barely
time to think When
I started doing this Obama
was not yet present I don't know what
I'm doing now Just
like I didn't know what I was doing
then what he was doing bad But
it's been 10 years of measuring time by
each day and every song I write And
if I live to 96 on the day
that I die that's 70 years of songs
2319030002310023000 23109 milestones I remember very clearly the
day I wrote 200 songs in 200 days
thousand was a big deal 3000 didn't really
feel like that big a deal The
next big deal number is gonna be like
5000 That's
gonna be like whoa 5000 songs But
10 years is a lot of years Have
a new album coming out It's
a sort of 10 year retrospective Put
a lot of effort and time into redoing
a bunch of song a day songs It's
called I Used
to Love
my Body
It's about this gut that I got Oh
there it is Oh
yeah The
album has three main themes Number
one my expectations as a child of what
like adulthood was going to be like versus
the reality Another
theme that crops up throughout the album is
my ongoing quest to sort of forgive myself
for my shortcomings The
third theme is the feeling of living in
this moment of imminent societal collapse You
could pre order that now on band camp
I would really appreciate it if you did
that The
link is down there so I really hope
you check that out I had a lot
of fun taking the pictures for the promotional
stuff and the album cover My
vision for it was like I love these
pictures of dead malls They're
just so spooky and raw and like kind
of nostalgic and sad and lonely And
I wanted to capture that feeling but also
mix it with like that idea of what
I thought adulthood was gonna be like I
guess that's it There's
some of you that watch every day and
I really appreciate it And
there's many more of you who are fans
and are cheerleaders people who believe in me
and I really appreciate that Okay
till next time I love you And
be good to yourself and each other Let's
Let's go write some songs You
know what It
all comes down to 10 people that you
have around you They
be there a year from now but for
five years 10 years 50 years out Five
years 10 years 50 years"
I hate the YouTube algorithm,"Not just cause it’s mean to me
I hate it what it makes us do
Hate it what it makes us see
I hate the YouTube algorithm
And the TikTok rithim too
Cause we’re all just rats on cocaine
Pushing that button
drip drip drip
I hate the YouTube algorithm
And all for which it stands
Every little bit of context
Gone to what the bot demands
Hate the YouTube algorithm
It’s always been the worst
It’s not a mirror
It’s mind control
And I can’t take it anymore
Hate the YouTube algorithm
Cuz it’s just another way
For the wealthiest among us
To manufacture some ol consent
Hate the YouTube algorithm
Cuz at the same time
The rage and all the impotence
Can only ever divide us
Further and further and further
Hate the YouTube algorithm
Cuz we were never told
Or asked if this was how we wanted
The future to unfold
Hate the YouTube algorithm
It’s a bane and it’s a blight
All the nastiness and impotence
To just give up the fight"
You lived there since the late 1800s,"But nobody knew you were there
Nobody threw an invisible ball
You would bark but no one would hear
Invisible dog, oh invisible dog you know that now we honor you
They made lots of stuff in the factory
The detritus of industry
Things to be used and thrown away
And still you waited patiently
Invisible dog, oh invisible dog I know you woulda been my friend
Finally in the 60s
Someone saw you there
They introduced you to an invisible bitch
Invisible puppies running everywhere
Invisible dog, invisible dog, now everybody knows your leash
Invisible dog
Lucien will take care of you
From now on
From now on"
you went to the supermarket got your turkey wrapped in plastic,"cooked it in the oven just right should come out fantastic
the whole family's coming over you put on your evening gown
but creeping up behind you all moist and golden brown
it's the zombie turkey coming to pay you back
you run up the stairs into the bathroom lock the door
you can hear her boney legs banging on the floor
she's coming ever closer now, you look out the window to see
an entire neighborhood overrun by zombie turkeys
they are zombie turkeys and they're coming to pay you back
she's banging down the door now it looks like there's no escape
you can't outrun her because you're fat and out of shape
if only you exercised more, ate less, you'd be thinner
what a terrible way to die to be eaten by your dinner
by a zombie turkey who has come to pay you back"
"The only way out is through, the only","way to learn is to do, we're here
to guide you, guide you down the rabbit
hole, down the rabbit hole, guide you down
the rabbit hole, down the rabbit hole."
It is a,"That Julian Assange Stinks
It is false and defamatory to suggest
That he’s tortured a cat or dog
It is false and defamatory to suggest
He don’t use cutlery or wash his hands
It is false and defamatory to suggest
He’s ever lived in a cupboard under the stairs
You can’t say that he’s a paedophile
Can’t say he’s a murderer
An antisemite or a racist
Can’t say he’s far left
Can’t say he’s far right
An anarchist or a rapist
It is false and defamatory to suggest
It is false and defamatory to suggest
That Julian Assange drinks to excess
It is false and defamatory to suggest
He walks around the embassy in his underwear
It is false and defamatory to suggest
That Ecuador asked him to
improve his hygiene
Because he stinks
and wears the same underwear every day
It’s false and defamatory to suggest
any of the previous
things that i just said 0"
"In 1861, the Mexican-American War was done","The Mexican Civil war and the Reform wars had all wrapped up
Benito Juarez was the Mexican president
And all these wars had left their treasury bankrupt
Juarez made a grand decree that no payment would be
Laid down on the debt due on all foreign expenses
But Spain, France and Britain sent naval ships a hittin
Demanding all their money or face the consequences
Britain and Spain negotiated and so they soon withdrew
But France had other plans
Napoleon the 3rd would not be deterred
He wanted to create
Latin empire in Mexico
That would favor French interests
The Second Mexican Empire, oh no
The French army was huge an 8000 man deluge
Moving through the countryside so efficient and swift
But near Loreto and Guadalupe, 4,000 Mexican troops
Defeated that French army the date was May 5th
So now we celebrate on that fateful date
Mexican culture all it's flair and all it's fun
But remember those brave dudes
Who would not be moved
Who took on the big bully and won"
The only thing that I can do Is,"be me and you be you Boys
and girls and women and men Won’t
be anyone like us again When
I saw you in my dream you were
driving a train You
had a look on your face but didn’t
have to explain Cuz
I knew Just
what you Needed
to do I knew When
I saw you in my dream you were
growing a tree I didn’t know if you
were the sky or the tree was me
I thought I heard the sound of a
nose on a grindstone I couldn’t tell if
it was someone else’s or maybe it was
my own"
Encyclopedia Frown,"is the baddest cat around Sails
the seven seas and takes the other pirates
down Spinach
all the way, makes her stronger every day
Cross her and Encyclopedia
Frown will make you pay Ahoy
mateys! Here
they come! Waggin’
their tails and lookin’ so dumb They
bark, bark, bark but we cut our sails
Lock harpoons and release the whales The
baboon crew with their flags red and blue
Tried to steal our catnip, what we gonna
do? In
the blackest night by silent oar We
pick them up, toss them overboard! On
the island of the Cats,
the captains deliberate in their pirate hats But
deep in the jungle, a sound, a rumble
The lions and the tigers are bringing their
trouble Tails
are swishin’, kitties are hissin’, It
seems some booty has gone a-missin’ Encyclopedia
Frown took all the tigers down All
the lions bowed to Encyclopedia
Frown"
Russel Crowe,"Brad Pitt
Tom Cruise
Will Smith
Ryan Gosling
Johnny Depp
Justin Timberlake
aJohn Travolta"
Just be quiet for once in your life,"In a few minutes be loud as you like
But for now
Forget what you’re going to say
Do you feel that
In the stillness
It’s who you are
With no bullshit
In your chest the pain expands
You feel heat radiate in your hands
And your eyes
Are filling up with tears
You are not incomplete
You are stronger
Than you think you are
And you belong here
You may not
Be remembered
But you will never
Be replaced
You are more than the sum of your parts
Hear the drip drop of the melting snow
Tick tock goes the watch you feel the seconds glow
And the sun
Is banging down your door
Time is constant
It will outlast you
So just watch those feelings
Roll right past you
They do your bidding
But you have to feel them
Even when it sucks
All the bad things you ever did
Every single ancestor that ever lived
And they’re all
Forgiving you right here
They know
What you’ve forgotten
You can make mistakes
All is not lost then
You may not
Be remembered
But you will never
Be replaced"
"Oh, once there was a sailor bold, who","sailed the seven seas, His
name was Jack,
a hearty chap, but he had a secret
squeeze, He'd
walk the plank and swab the decks, his
spirit never ceased, But
deep within, he hid the pain of his
infernal beast. Heave
ho, me hearties, heave ho, With
rump rots and the bum grapes in tow,
Heave ho, me hearties, heave ho, The
fire of the sea, a pirate's woe! The
captain cried, ""Set sail me boys, we've treasure
to be found!"" But
poor old Jack,
he winced and groaned, and hobbled all around,
The crew did laugh and jest at him,
for the secret he did keep, But
the devil's eggs that plagued him so, would
give them all no sleep. One
stormy night, Jack
climbed the mast, to fix a tattered sail,
His sea cushions did ache and burn, his
face turned ghostly pale, He
cried aloud, ""Oh, Neptune's
curse, ye fiery seat of pain!"" And
the crew did gasp, for now they knew,
Jack's secret wasn't in vain. The
ship's doc came and tended Jack,
with potions, creams and prayers, ""Ye'll beat this
scourge, me hearty friend, and banish all your
cares,"" And
so they sailed through storms and strife, with
Jack's pain at their side, For
though he bore the crimson orbs, his spirit
would not hide. So
when you sail upon the waves, remember this
here tale, Of
Jack, the sailor with bum grapes, who conquered
every gale, For
life at sea ain't always smooth, there's trouble,
pain and strife, But
with courage, grit and fortitude, ye'll conquer it,
aye, that's the life!"
Wheeeeee,"Hey mosquito
Don’t bite my toe
Any way the wind blow
You’re never alright, oh
When you bite
You bite so hard
You’re sticking to me
In the yard
Hey little wasp-y
Don’t double cross me
I’m gonna toss thee
Up in a pine tree
Go back to your hive
And hide away
You won’t get out alive
If you come out to play
Bum bum bad um
Ma na da da da dum
Bum bum bad um
Ma na da da da dum
Bum bum bad um
Ma na da da da dum
Ba da dum da da dum
Ba da dum da da dum
Ba da dum da da dum
Hey little bumble
Let’s take a tumple
jungle rumble
Your stinger will crumble
If you sting me
Oh you will die
And I’m a gonna punch you
In the eye
Bum bum bad um
Ma na da da da dum
Bum bum bad um
Ma na da da da dum
Bum bum bad um
Ma na da da da dum
Ba da dum da da dum
Ba da dum da da dum
Ba da dum da da dum
Dummmm
Hey mosquito
Don’t bite my toe
Any way the wind blow
You’re never alright, oh
When you bite
You bite so hard
Sticking to me
There in the yard
Mosquito go away
I’m itchy
(Don’t forget to vote!)"
someday,"all the supermarkets
will be empty
all the oceans will be
algae
and your children will be screwed
someday
our collective data
will degrade
because our hard drives
weren't made
to last more than a few years
could have a cave dweller painting on the wall
known the painting he was painting was
gonna last
when we running out of food when the rain
doesn't come are we gonna learn and gonna learn
fast
someday
we're gonna up and move
far away
we'll seed a new
colony
in the far reaches of space
someday
we'll find new sources
of energy
and the deep long hum
of technology
will continue undisturbed
i know that nothing lasts
and that change is the only constant
still in a world that moves so fast
i long for something solid
someday
when the supermarkets
are empty
i'll look in your eyes
and i'll be
comforted by you
someday
we'll make some great
discovery
and it'll prove some long
held theory
that deep down we always knew"
Power dada,"Pose a question
Power dada
You answer me
Dada dada
Don’t use words
Dada dada
Speak visually
Dada dada
dot nyc
Start it up
Let it go
On the blockchain
Dada helps it grow
Don’t need to be
Good at art
To speak to me
Just use your heart
Dada dada
dot nyc
Everybody’s looking for the answer
But the question is hard to find
When you can’t even hear your mind
We may look
Different
The way we talk
Different too
Speak to me
Without your words
You’re just like me
I’m just like you
0"
!,"Every kind of snack you could want in the kitchen
Beer on tap and vine is the mission
Working hard shooting stop motion
Watch those claws don’t get too close man
Stacey Nightmare mixing in the crockpot
Play doh dookie just laying on the carpet
Mario and Sylvio getting in fights
It’s unpop mashable feeling all right
unpop mashable
unpop mashable
Pinot and his kid Makerbotting so rad
Josh Darnit being internet dad
Here is Tony not dancing to Pony
Sponsored by Samsung not by Sony
Birthday Salad conversatin’
Hazelst is shake shake shakin
Crafty Chloe and Matt Post
They do each other’s voices the best the most
unpop mashable
unpop mashable
Plenty of supplies and things like that
Chris Melberger is showing off a hat
Everything Man being everything man
Rolling these green balls is a good plan
Annie organized it and we all came out
Matt Fogerty is sitting on the couch
Deer whale setting up the perfect shot
Mashable, Unpop Pete Heacock"
There’s a rock in the woods as big as a house,"Climb to the top and then jump back down
There’s things in life you never figure out
There’s a rock in the woods as big as a house
Can you hear the shaking leaves
The tress communicate with me
I cavort with kinds and queens
can you hear the shaking leaves
There’s a shark living in my pond
She sings to the moon when she thinks I’ve gone
She dances alone out on the lawn
There’s a shark living in my pond
There’s a rock in the woods older than time
Up and down all day I climb
She tells no secrets I say no lies
There’s a rock in the woods older than time"
When the night is full of wildfire and you are,"Stuck on a ship in the middle of it all
Call on your gods
Call on your gods
I'm sure they will save you
There's a mad king on the iron throne again
There's a mad king on the iron throne
And the night is one fire
The night is on fire
I'm sure they will save you
I'm sure they will save you
There's a queen, there's a queen she's across the sea
She's building an army
Dragons by her side
Fire in her eyes
I'm sure your gods'll save you
In the night in the cold in the north never sleeping
There's a power so great and terrible
Thieves and murderers keep the evil at bay
I'm sure your gods'll save you
I'm sure they will save you
There's a boy in the woods with the power to see
Boy with the power to see
Up in the heart trees
With the power to see
I'm sure your gods'll save you
There's a little man with hate in his heart
lifetime of pain and suffering
father's contempt
heart left empt
i'm sure they will save you
I'm sure they will save you
There's a woman there's a woman all dressed in red
On the arm of the king and in his head
In the fire she sees
The king he's gonna be
And I'm sure your gods'll save you
There's man so clever that nobody sees
His power spreading out just like a disease
Off in the east
He's been unleashed
And I'm sure your gods'll save you
There's a spider so deft so silent and still
Smooth as silk you will bend to his will
In the kingdom he's rare
He's the only one who cares
And I'm sure your gods'll save you"
Lame wisconsin ducks,"getting their ugly kicks
party of law and order no
naughty naughty no treats just tricks
to live outside the law
you must be honest i’ve heard
but what if you make the law
and break it with your words
if you don’t like the outcome
just change it in the night
power never surrenders
without a fight
even if democracy
is supposed to work that way
who cares about that though
fuck em that’s what they say
foxconn con job
patsys rule the land
stomping around they kingdom
and they don’t understand
whiz bang they’re being used
just like atlantic city
brazil and china too
it ain’t gonna be pretty"
The artist and the art,"The surgeon and the heart
The Moses and the part
The mother and the child
The vibes and the wild
The cashier and the smiled
Paper mache balloon
What are you getting up to
How high can you go?
The whisker and the cat
The vampire and the bat
The 3d and the flat
The algo and the brain
The commodity and the train
The distance and the plane
Dusty old pyramid
No one knows what you did
How long can you go?"
Leave me a song request in the comments,"Yeah it used to be the Thanksgiving
I always do song requests from the comments
I like to do the silly one often
with animals but you can leave whatever kind
of comet you want No
guarantees that I will sing it No
no no no no But
I'll be up in Connecticut
for a week or so so I'd
like to do some So
From the comments Yeah
Song request from the comments Yeah
Song request from the comments Yeah
from the comments"
I don’t have time to do All,"the daytime things That
I need to If
I were a vampire I’d
love this time of year I’d
take an evening stroll when the sky got
clear Daylight
savings makes no sense Give
me back those hours I demand recompense Recompense
I’m a morning person I never stay up
late And
when occasionally I do I don’t feel so
great So
the darkness makes me sleepy And
I feel like a party pooper I wish
I was like Mario
and I could just eat a mushroom and
be super Daylight
savings makes no sense Give
me back those hours I demand recompense Recompense
x3"
I don't live in the wood,"I don't live in the trees
I don't live where
I should
With a warm summer's breeze
But
I was so lonely there
I was envious of the suburban kiss
I was so lonely there
Everything
I did
I don't live where the green grass grows
I don't live where you move on
Every
Sunday morning
But
I was so lonely there
Lonely there
I was so lonely there and
I don't know if that's where we should go
I don't"
She did a lot of drugs,"Her eyes were pretty
She gave a lot of hugs
Calico fur and a toothy grin
I’ll remember her
How her head would swim
Vodka, Voddy
The redhead will miss you more than anybody
Vodka, Voddy
The redhead will miss you more than anybody
She was a vampire kitty
She did a lot of drugs
Her eyes were pretty
She gave a lot of hugs
Calico fur and a toothy grin
I’ll remember her
How her head would swim"
Federal Troops are invading Portland,"Sent by the fascist brand tycoon
Driving around in rented minivans
These cowards will try to grab you
And up walks Christopher David
NAVY sweatshirt and cargo shorts
The only protection he has against
The cowards using deadly force
And he stands before
wall of cowards as they move towards
Oh but he won’t budge
Though they strike him with their batons so much
He wants them to remember
The oath they swore
They are the domestic threat
T  he beginning of a civil war
Retired from the Navy
He was a Lieutnant when he left
They doused him with pepper spray
And he sat down on a park bench
The fascists have a leader
And cowardly army crew
We’ve got moms, naked women
And Christopher
And the constitution too"
Silicon Valley Bank started over a poker game,"Every banks the same
Gambling with your money til it’s gone
Throw the CEO in jail
Into the belly of a whale throw the rest of them
Oh, and then
Put the money that they took back where it belongs
Jesus whipped the money changers
Out of the temple
And it’s time now we do  the same
They take and lose your money
Then beg to be bailed out
To be a banker is to know no shame
To them it’s just a game
Greg Becker sold nearly 4 million dollars
Of company stock just two weeks ago
He’s the CEO
banker and a banker to his core
Bonuses went out just days before FDIC came in
It’s game to them
The depositors all deserve much more r"
Cooking,"Ohhh cooking
Yeah cooking
Ohh cooking
Ohh cooking
Ohh cooking
Ohh cooking
Ohh cooking
Cooking
Ohh cooking
Ohh cooking
Ohh cooking
Cooking
Ohh cooking
Yeah cooking
Ohh cooking
And then…"
dreamy sphere in the sky drifts down to,"the tent and soothes like a school dessert.
dreamy sphere in the sky drifts down She
had thought about falling But
when she heard the trumpets sound Then
she had found her calling Under
the big top She
made a big splash Down
down she dropped And
I just had to ask Why
don’t we soothe each other anymore Oh
miss lovely eyes Why
don’t we move each other anymore Oh
miss lovely eyes The
dreamy sphere shoots up again She’s
never coming back She’d
rather remain with her friends Points
of light on painted black Under
the big sky Put
on a big show But
I asked why Cuz
I just had to know"
Socialism for the rich,"Capitalism for the poor
Free speech if you’re connected connected
Most can’t won’t get through the door
Confirmation bias
Sits around every turn
Some want to save the world
Some want to watch it burn
Everything is busted
wild crumbling mess
Do you have some mustard
To spice up your distress
Socialism for the rich
Capitalism for the poor
Stop calling us heroes
And just pay us more
I’ve earned everything I’ve got
And you’re just a lazy leech
You’re working 3 jobs
And I’m sitting on the beach
Socialism for the rich
Capitalism for the poor
Welfare is bad
And also please ignore
The billions upon billions
We gladly accept
You can keep falling
We’ll take the safety net"
He’s the spiciest fire fightin’ caterpillar taming Fly,"froggy chili pepper the meta verse has ever
seen He’s
a hot takin’ OG
calling out the bullshit and a Sagittarius
with the courage to care In
a world of greed He
once saved Sandy
and her 20 cats From
a burning fire in the Metaverse
Everybody needs, everybody needs Rizzle
in their life He
wears a firefighting hat He
is fire, he’s a fire sign Everybody
needs, everybody needs Rizzle
in their life Wen
Rizzle coin he likes elephants and he’s the
spirit animal of the meta verse The
cent team thought he was a bot because
he was always the first To
seed everything I’d
love to be a Rizzle
and never grow up I’d
love to be a Rizzle
and never grow up"
Days are gone before they arrive,"Months go by in the blink of an eye
I am exhausted
Stop the presses
steady rhythm in my heart
Piece by piece I'm taken apart
I'm a helionaut
I deal in valves and clots
You got a different way of seeing
What it is to be a human being
I wanna be a human treeing
For whom time goes slow
Fly closer to the sun and closer
Feel slowly every fleeting emotion
You wanna go back there dontcha
But you''ll never go
You can never go back and it's a funny thing
Nobody knows why the time is acting
In such a linear way
It just makes knows sense
Back and forth like breath or waves
In deep dark caves or the light of day
If you could get it all back
Would you wanna retrack ?"
Little one-celled organisms learned a new way to,"eat They
started reproducing, they started doing their thing And
baby, that lead to you Baby,
that led to you And
sometime in a jungle, dinosaurs and mammals was
little mouse-like creature that could forsee the future
she stayed alive long enough to give birth,
but even that was tough baby, that lead
to you baby, that lead to you sometime
in the desert, there were tribal protohumans life
was very short for them and nasty and
brutish but there was a mother, there was
a father so baby, that lead to you
baby, that lead to you and sometime in
a cave in what is now Eastern
Europe there was a mother and her child
and then the child grew up they started
making fire one night , the flames grew
higher baby, that lead to you baby, it
lead to you on the banks of the
Nile beneath the cloudless sky above a horny
teenage couple fell into a whistful love their
parents didn’t approve but they would not be
moved baby, that lead to you baby, it
lead to you and not one died, not
one died, not one died before they lead
to you (2x) here the drum and drum
drum drum on the history continuum from the
ocean full of scum to the person you’ve
become call it accident or fate, but the
facts are simply plain baby, it all lead
to you baby, it all lead to you
here the drum and drum drum drum on
the history continuum from the ocean full of
scum to the person you’ve become call it
accident or fate, but the facts are simply
plain baby, it all lead to you baby,
it all lead to you"
I waited too late to do my song,"That’s a tune you’ve heard before
So now i’m spitting these rhymes at you
with a tiredness that lays me out on the floor
Do you wanna go to sleep
yeah
Do you wanna keep singing
no
Do you wanna go to sleep
yeah
Do you wanna keep singing
no"
Can you handle it,"Can you handle it
Light a candle for yourself every day
Light a candle for yourself every day
Can you handle it
Can you handle it
Put yourself back in the place where you know
Put yourself back in the place
When you know what you do
What you do
Can you handle it
Can you handle it
Pick up the pieces that you drop
When you don't know how you stop
When you go
When you have a feeling that you cannot
I oh can
I
Can
I
Can you handle it
Like a guitar attitude you hate
You little song that you sing
Can you handle it
Handle it
Can"
What did he know,"When did he know it
There’s a opportunity
Now don’t blow it
What did he know
About Flynn
And when did Trump talk
To Putin
Trump’s not working for nothing
He’s only working for Russia
What do they have on him
And please tell me when
We’re gonna see it
What did he know
When did he know it
There’s a opportunity
Now don’t blow it
Flynn can’t be the last
Trump’s up Putin’s ass
Keep the pressure up
Fight don’t wait
Wear them down
Till they can’t see straight
I wanna see it tumbling down
Heavy is the head that wears the crown"
Crawling on the floor just to please the algorithm,"But no matter what I do she looks away
Add another kid to the design of every morning
1000 times the struggle through the day
I’m ok
Disney hated Jews
Bored Apes and Kali Yuga
The more things change
The more they are the same
Now I have a lawn
But there’s always more that I want
How can I ever be satisfied
Taking my magnesium at night for better sleeping
Dream my ex and I are breaking up
Waking up and there’s my wife she’s handing me fish oil
I spend all morning burping it up
Hurricane is coming
Or it might just miss the coast
Tomorrow is a year
From 5000 days"
Afraid of the apocalypse,"Especially on days like this
Mood swings of mother nature
Look how she bends the future
The earth will be all right you know
Seen much worse than our freak show
But my grandkids and them after that
I’ll be dead and gone but I feel bad
Fear is not rational
Won’t respond to facts at all
You can’t convince it otherwise
Once it’s made up it’s mind
The earth will just keep turning still
Long after we’ve destroyed ourselves
I don’t know what I really fear
Shapeless, nameless getting near
I deal with it by writing songs
sense of space where I belong
In the sound vibrations humming
And in the strings I’m strumming
Black holes that sing to space
And all the matter they erase
Chasing that white whale
Death and birth on every scale
a"
She’s got a thousand things that,"She’s so good at
Not one of the thousand does she do, do, do
She says she’s searching for
Her super powers, yeah
But a super power’s gotta be used, used, used
And she’s my baby
And I wanna help
But there is nothing that I can say, say, say
She’s gotta find it
In her own time
I’ve got to learn just how to stay, stay, stay
So still
But I wanna tell her that it will be ok
Yeah yeah
That every single dream she’s got will someday come true
Yeah yeah
That all she’s got to do is try
And fail, and try, and fail, and do
Yeah yeah
But with each passing breath
All her power grows and grows
But the place she keeps her fear
Is where her superpower goes
She’s got ten notebooks filled with
All these great ideas
But I wanna see them made, made, made
Well is it just a
Fear of failure
She doesn’t need to be so afraid, ‘fraid, ‘fraid
She’s my baby
And I wanna help
But I think my words only sting, sting, sting
And I feel bad about it
But I just got to shout it
The woman I love can do anything, thing, thing
She wants, yeah
But I wanna tell her that it will be ok
Yeah yeah
That every single dream she’s got will someday come true
Yeah yeah
That all she’s got to do is try
And fail, and try, and fail, and do
Yeah yeah
But with each passing breath
All her power grows and grows
But the place she keeps her fear
That’s where her superpower goes
She took a chance on me
Ohhh oooh
She took a chance on me
And the chance she took, now
If you look you’ll see
But I wanna tell her that it will be ok
Yeah yeah
Every single dream she’s got will someday come true
Yeah yeah
That all she’s got to do is try
And fail, and try, and fail, and do
Yeah yeah
But with each passing breath
All her power grows and grows
But the place she keeps her fear
Is where her superpowers go
She’s my baby
Her super powers, yeah
She’s my baby
Her super powers, yeah
She’s my baby
Her super powers, yeah
She’s my baby
Her super powers, yeah
She’s my baby
Her super powers, yeah
She’s my baby
Her super powers, yeah"
I don't recognize my face all of the,"years all over the place and I don't
know who I am all my hair it
stands upon ends I could only be one
in infinity Nobody
can put my face back together again Together
again Open
up your heart make sure that you don't
start when they come for you when they
come"
Superphiz been banging this drum,"Everyday for years and months
Nethermind’s a minority client
But what if it had been Geth?
Client diversity
This is what makes us “eth”
Gotta switch away from Geth
If we’re gonna do this right
Coinbase and Lido too
Gotta pull that ol switcheroo
Too much power in one place
Gotta keep it decentralized"
Time I've,"got no time I've
got no time to rise on right now
Time I've
got no time I've
got no time to do anything anyhow I've
got no time to do a song I've
got no time to sing in I've
got no time I've
got no time I've
got no time oh but I've
got no time I've
got no time to sit in strum on
this guitar no time I've
got no time I've
got no time to go very very far
I've got no time I got no time
I've got no time I've
got no time I've
got no time Time
is a social construct that we all made
of Tonight
am too busy trying to relax into the
star I've
got no time I've
got no time no no Got
no time I've
got no time I've
got no time"
Both Scoots,"and the Squad
take a look back at the adventure of
building consensus in the time after the before,
the before time. Knock
knock knock On
the door On
the door On
the door In
the time After
the before Take
a look Take
a look Take
a take look look back Scoots
and the squad Stayed
right on track Should
should should You
go You
go Left
or right Front
or back I don’t know But
but but but but but If
you listen close You’ll
hear consensus forming like a ghost So
So so so so When
it seems That
life has come and ruined all your dreams
In the land IN
the land In
the land of tomorrow land You’ll
find what you need When
you don’t understand"
Steve takes the stage,"And the crowd is going wild
All the work’s been done
Every patent has been filed
Now it’s time to show the product
To the world
But just as he’s about to
Let it all unfurl
Buzzers, ask Steve
Buzzers, ask Steve
Buzzers, ask Steve
Buzzers
Ninja Steve, Ninja Steve
Moves so fast
You wouldn’t believe
Got so many tricks up his sleeve
He’s Ninja Steve
Ninja Steve, Ninja Steve
What you reckon he will plea
Many will come but one will leave
He’s Ninja Steve"
3 hour flight,"And a 3 hour car ride
With two kids and a toddler
3 hour flight
And a 3 hour car ride
That’s what we’re doing tomorrower
It’s been so long
Since we’ve flown with a 2 year old
That’s a real wild card
Then we arrive
And get our bags
And we hop into the car
Cuz it’s a
Will the flight be delayed
Will the car be unlocked
Are we gonna have a good time
Will I be anxious
Will I chill
I gonna lose my mind
On the"
You think you know what I want,"But you don't know what I want
Or maybe you know what I want
And you don't want me to know
That I know that you think you know
what I want
So you pretend sometimes
To not know what I want
I don't drink coffee
But I have bought Bonobos pants
I would never go to this festival
And it's obvious I'm an Apple fan
I do use Hootsuite
But I'd never pay for it
I've written a song
About a fake internet death
Anti-virus software, seriously?
You try to sell me credit cards deliriously
Do you think I'm depressed,00 do you really think that?
Discoverboating.com
Discoverboating.com
You kinda know me
Or maybe really know me"
Baby’s reaching out for something that he can’t catch,"Baby’s looking now for a way out from the madness
Baby’s trying too hard
Never gets too far
Singing in the corner
To himself
Baby’s reaching out for something that he will never quite catch
And he tries
And he tries
But he’s got that tired look in his eyes
And time flies
Every disguise
Only takes him further from the place he describes
Baby’s got a plan to put away the darkness
Baby’s understands the limits of his own mess
Baby’s in the Sistine
Talking to the old priest
Holding up a light seen
By the stars
Baby’s got a plan but it never seems to work
Baby’s on a boxcar heading for the mountains
Baby’s under water, diving for the diamonds
Baby’s gonna do it
Any way he view it
If he don’t go through it
Then he’s stuck
Baby’s up in heaven, crying with the angels"
),"Tonight, gonna put it all out on the table
Tonight, gonna make it plain, gonna make it plain
Gonna sit inside my bone cage
Where I've met every single challenge
Tonight, gonna make it all up for the lost time
It's sinister the way you flash those eyes at me
The movement of your body brings a grown man to his knees
Flat out on his back he
Is pious and devoted
Tonight, gonna leave it all behind
In the factory they're churning out hit songs
One by one they try to change the world
The color of envy looks
So very good on you
Tonight gonna break down all these walls"
We’re told that we need clarity,"Bitcoin, ether, lite coin, Bitcoin case
The SEC realizes it’s a security
Why did I name those four? They’re not securities.
Here comes Aaron Kaplan the industry mole
To say no further clarity is needed at all
Been around 6 years with no product to show
But this SEC attorney is your CCO
Paid millions to the people who did Long Island Ice Tea
shady broker with regulatory rap sheet
CCP affiliate leads your fund raise
And now you’re the first legal crypto exchange
day ago nobody had heard
Of Prometheum so it’s a little absurd
To see an exchange
At congress regurgitating Gary’s talk points
Is it Regulatory capture or a psyop mess?
Is Kaplan Gary’s new SBFF?
Why play ball with an unknown exchange
While suing Kraken and Coinbase?"
I stop for a feeling in my body,"But it’s not there, no it’s not there
My nerves can barely touch me
My bones don’t care, my bones don’t care
The headline says a life hack
Will lead to enlightenment
But I can’t even focus
For one goddamn moment
Where did my breath go
Where did my heart go
Where did my skin go
Oh no
Where did my bones go
Where did my butt go
Where did I go
Oh no
I stop again and try to feel it
With no success, with no success
Maybe this chai tea will reveal it
Oh what a mess, what a mess
This Starbucks cup of doom
Is likely to make me jump
But I’m alone in this room
And my heart forgets to pump"
Wrapped around the base of the flagpole,"There’s a man with a hole in his heart
He thinks he’ll disappear sometime tomorrow
He thinks his life will be ripped apart
He thinks that people will treat him
The way he’s treated them
And that’s unacceptable
So he’s bashing his head against the wall
Uh oh, uh oh
The world is changing
Uh oh, uh oh
No sure thing remaining"
"Beeple’s dicks, Beeple’s dicks","Everybody’s talkin bout Beeple’s dicks
Always big, always thick
What’s it mean about what’s in his jeans
It’s vile? Is It juvenile?
Is it smart commentary on the scary state of human beings?
(He does vaginas too)
Beeple’s dicks, Beeple’s dicks
Everybody’s talkin bout Beeple’s dicks"
I really don't feel like writing any words down,"I really don't feel like doing anything at all
What am
I
What am
I
What am
I doing
I really can't play piano that good
I really don't know what
I'm doing most of the time
So
I ask what
Alone
What am
I
What am
I
What am
I
What am
I
Feeling so stressed out so much strength
I'm about to walk out
What am
I
What am
I
What am
I
What am
I
What am
I
What am
I"
We interview founders and builders,"With focus on the tech and fundamentals
George and Luke have been friends since we they  kids
We collaborate with the audience
To make scarce dank and creative gerbils
And Rudem00se is a force to be reckoned with"
Everything around you is decaying all the time,"Your plants will die and you will slowly lose your mind
Everything that’s happening is a swirling, whirling mess
Held together by prayers and the sins that we confess
Oh entropy, get your hands offa me
I am not your little play thing
To wind up and then discard
Oh entropy
When I’m finally set free
I will fling you into mt doom
So fast and so hard
Your head will spin
13.8 billion years ago or so
There was this big explosion that was all of us you know
Every single person, plant idea and every thought
Existing in that moment in a tiny moment so hot
And trillions of years later, everything is dead
The last black hole has breathed it’s final breath
And then there is nothingness forever and a day
Or maybe that is right now, it’s really hard to say"
He’s a devoted and fun dad,"Crack crack hatching baby birds
Vangundies
Harper and Ollie grabbing on to his legs
Quimby snuggling
Watching Basketball all day
Jackie Wilson, Elvis, Hip Hop and Johnny ace
Adam
He only sleeps four hours
Adam
He always wears the same clothes
Adam
Grows a beard in minutes
Adam
He loves mashed potatoes
From Iowa and that’s where he met his wife
But he is a New Yorker at heart
Works at Rock Star playing games all day
great photographer and a patron of the arts
Hard working  and smart and very funny
Loyal to all his friends
With his black rimmed glasses
Let’s sing the chorus again
Adam
He only sleeps four hours
Adam
He always wears the same clothes
Adam
Grows a beard in minutes
Adam
He loves mashed potatoes"
Freedom and liberty and the,"American dream
The best is yet to come
The best is yet to come
President
Trump believes in you
Your choice is clear
They want to destroy this country and everything that we hold dear
He emancipates and lifts you up
America it's all on the line
Believe in yourself in
President
Trump
America you are qualified
The best is yet to come
The best is yet to come
The best is yet to come
The best is yet to come
The best is yet to come"
Zeb doesn’t like the New Republic and I agree,"The quiet frozen uncaring hand of bureaucracy
Indifference is just as bad as violence sometimes
Did the New Republic deserve to die?
Oh, The Galaxy’s a big place
(It’s very hard to rule)
An iron fist or indifference
(Neither one is cool)
All I know is the workers
(Should own the means of production)
Oh what a joke
(The New Republic, oh)"
Can survive 30 years without food or water,"Can survive the vacuum of space
Have been found in hot springs in the Himalayas
Have survived 5 major extinctions
Tiny little water bear is my friend
Doesn’t have to think about extinction
Is there something we can learn from you"
It was fall of 1995,"Scott Beale was sitting on an airplane
Pen in his hand and thoughtful expression
He was trying to come up with a name 
By the time the plane landed
Hot damn he had it 
And the rest, as they say, is history
Happy birthday Laughing Squid
18 years under your tentacles 
You are always relevant 
I read you everyday without fail 
It started with a documentary
About Alonso Smith the artist
And then web design and web hosting
And of course the Squid List
But I found you with eyes agog
When I started to read your blog
Things I wasn't seeing anywhere else 
Happy birthday Laughing Squid
18 years under your tentacles 
You are always relevant 
I read you everyday without fail 
When I lived in the bay area
Where the fog is a misty blue
i would walk down market street
And i would see frank chu
And then I met scott beale
At arse elektronika"
cinematographer with the best of them,"Greg Thompson
He knows his cameras and also his lens
Greg Thompson
He's been my intern for a month and a half
He's one talented dude
just look at this graph
If you need a music video done
Look no further he's the only one
He'll conceive and shoot and edit and then
You'll say hot damn that Greg Thompson
is a talented man
Greg Thompson
He's why my videos have looked so good
Greg Thompson
He's why my videos have looked like they should
Greg Thompson
He goes to Bennington that's where I went
Gren Thompson
cinematographer with the best of them"
There’s money in the hot tub,"And a mouse in the drain
With careful reading
You can learn my true name
But nothing ever comes
To a man plays it safe
You gotta drag out your comfort zone
And blow it away
Banging your head
Against a wall
Expecting something other
Than a bloody skull
Madness in a nutshell
Get you committed
Take out your brain
Leave you dim witted
There’s a wandering haze
That lives in this city
It gets in your lungs
Makes sunsets pretty
I created that
And I keep it maintained
I make it beautiful
Before I take it away
You might think I’m cruel
You may say I’m unfair
With the gnashing of teeth
And the ripping of hair
But I’m just a guppy
Compared to the guy
You love so much
Up in the sky
He’s got ideas
He’s got the dirt
He’s got your soul
He’s got the hurt
He puts you on a pedestal
He puts you in chains
He drives you to the edge
And lets go of the reins"
I took a quiet journey,"I left behind my friends
I knew the path
I was walking
Would bring me back again
I didn't know exactly the way that
I should go
But the sky was up above me
The road laid out below 138 billion years 138 billion years
I took a quiet journey and
I did not expect the cicadas in my sweet tea
And the power they project
Lost in the commotion
I slipped out the back and
I continued walking
So much to unpack 138 billion years 138 billion years
I took a quiet journey through the pearls of despair
The top hat of anxiety
Was the only thing
I'd wear
Battling the elements
I'd rather have peace
Feeling like a soldier and
I'd rather be a priest 138 billion years 138 billion years"
The world outside is scary,"The world outside got nothing to show me
Don’t tell me all is well
You live in the depths of hell
You can’t unring that bell
I’m not coming out of my shell
I’ll stay where I know I’m safe
From fire flood and earthquake
You can’t just wish danger away
I can’t lose if I don’t play
You can’t take my shell away
I won’t come out, no matter what you say
But then she looked
And saw her friend
And she took one step
And then another again
And she had done it
She’d come out of that shell
But then an astroid plummets
And she died"
Everyone’s a pundit now,"We all think we know
Exactly how the future
Is going to go
We think we know the heart
That’s beating in our neighbors chest
But the truth of the matter is that we’ve
Never known our neighbor less
There are people that get paid
To be pundits on TV
And they are wrong about everything
Completely
There are people who’s job it is
To pundit for the NYTimes
They couldn’t be right about anything
If it meant their lives
So who do you think you are?
Stop prognosticating
No more 12 dimensional chess
There’s a world that needs saving
Right now
Everyone’s a pundit now
Looking to the past
But time moves in one direction
And consequences collide and crash
If you you’re looking for some comfort
Some kind of normalcy
God or whoever is laughing at you
Just like they’re laughing at me
If you felt safe before
You’ll never feel safe again
It’s always been an illusion
You just didn’t know better then
The best we can do is help each other
And be there when the tide
Starts to rise in the blackest night
In the fight for our lives"
When you're little everything's hard,"Every little thing catches you off guard
Swing for the fences, open up wide
When you're little, you cry cry cry
When you're little you got no say
You gotta do it everybody else's way
Wiggle your butt and open your eyes
When you're little you cry cry cry
When you're little you can't ask
For what you want so you just task
Your mama and papa to read your mind
When you're little you cry cry cry"
mystery sound,"far beneath the ocean waves
there is a mystery sound
and it's remained unexplained
for a long time now
oh, they call it the bloop
originating from….
1500 hundred miles
west of the south chilean coast
this mystery sound
was picked up by sensors 3000 miles away
making it the most
powerful sound
ever recorded underwater
it lasted for just over a minute
and has not been detected since
and they've ruled out all human made sources
at this point it could be anything
from giant squid to chuthlu
me, i've got my money on leviathan sea horses
mystery sound
thank the flying spaghetti monster for
the mystery sound
it's so nice that on this earth
mysteries can still be found
i sleep better
knowing i don't know what is down there"
Everybody’s naked underneath their clothes,"And still you’re expected to just hold your nose
My eyes are getting blurry and I can’t see the words
To get me to stop, you gotta to kill me first
Because I’m doom scrolling
Yes, I’m doom scrolling
We live in a time of kings and queens
My friends keep popping up in my dreams
My finger caresses the gorilla glass
I don’t even see what’s going past
Because I’m doom scrolling
Yes, I’m doom scrolling
Never ever thinking’s there was danger in water
I’m a drinking just a guzzling down
Never dreaming that a scheming Zuckerberger and his posse
Was a watching me a gathering around
So this is how it all goes down
Not whimper or a bang, just a long fart sound
Don’t need a prophet or hindsight
It’s clear as day something isn’t right
Because I’m doom scrolling
Yes, I’m doom scrolling"
Off in some remote and dark recess of my mind,"There's a seven gun salute
And blood stained parachute
And a wood nymph playing flute from on high
Lumbering around is a golem made of dirt
He's got fire in his gut
And he won't stay put
He stains all kinds of soot on my shirt
I will not give into to the artifice and show
That builds up just below the surface
Cause no matter what I do
I will never have you
In my life the same way again
So breaking on the boundaries between pain and freedom's ring
thousand tiny knives
That cut and rend and ply
And burrow deep inside everything
Enough to make me cry out in a fit of broken words
They call me doctor worm
I could never do you harm
Take shelter form the storm and be my bird"
It’s my birthday,"It’s it’s my birthday
It’s my birthday
It’s it’s my birthday
It’s my birthday
It’s it’s my birthday
Today is my birthday
It’s my birthday
It’s it’s my birthday
It’s my birthday
It’s it’s my birthday
It’s my birthday
It’s it’s my birthday
It’s my birthday
It’s it’s my birthday
It’s my birthday
Today I’m 30
Things are great
They’re going pretty well
I’m getting older
And I embrace it
I got gray hair in various places
Uh, uh, uh
It’s my birthday
Another year down
They go so quick
Like lickety split now
Maybe I got another 60 years or so
And then I’ll die
Unless medical science can somehow keep me alive
It’s my birthday
It’s it’s my birthday
Oh
It’s my birthday
It’s it’s my birthday
Yeah
It’s my birthday
It’s it’s my birthday
It’s my birthday
Goddamn my birthday
It’s my birthday
It’s it’s my birthday
Fuck yeah now
It’s my birthday
Hey"
Little tiny leaf shaking on a tree,"Hanging on for dear life in January
I don’t think she’ll ever fall down
She’s stronger than me, crunchy and brown
She’s above the street watching us walk
Hurrying and scurrying big human talk
She probably wonders why we’re so fraught
The state of the world, she takes a snap shot
Her ancestors
And my ancestors
I think they used to be friends
At the very least
They used to communicate
Around the light that bends
I just noticed another tiny leaf
little ways off from the first
It’s a cloudy day, and there’s no rain
Do they feel hunger or thirst
Hey sister, through hurricane force
Through bonafide blizzard conditions
We’ve held on through it all
I’m comfortable with our position
Little tiny leaf shaking on a tree
I can help but anthropomorphize thee
I’ve got all these feelings and nowhere to show em
I’ll put them on you, and the wind can blow em
Sometimes I forget that planets exist
The world feels like it’s the size of my fist
heart beating fast or slow is the extent
Of what I am aware of, how my body is bent"
I can see your bright ideas,"Flashing in the night time
Every simple foot step
Another way for me to find you
You choose
What you choose
Throw another coin in
To the fountain thats bubbling
It'll overflow
All the water in the pipes
is wasting away
Chasing away
All hope of a home in this neck of the woods
You can see the ending
It's like a little pin prick
But it cuts your heart
In the most satisfying way
You choose
What you choose
Can you make it so I don't see
The laundry list of my worrying
Can you make it so I only see
The righteous and the beautiful
Can you make so I don't have to choose
Or better yet so I know how to choose better"
"Today, we're gonna clean the space We're","gonna make it so, so clean It's
gonna be so so amazing Today,
we're gonna clean the space We're
gonna make it so so clean It's
gonna be so so amazing Said
today, we're gonna clean the space We're
gonna make it so so clean It's
gonna be so so amazing We're
gonna clean the space And
maybe gonna paint Maybe
gonna paint all the walls Maybe
gonna paint all the walls Paint
all the wall My
old paint all the wall My
old paint all the wall Paint
all the wall My
old paint all the wall Today
We gonna clean the space We're
gonna make it so so clean it's gonna
be so so amazing"
You can’t play by the rules,"When they don’t apply to everybody
You’ve got to break the law
When it doesn’t apply to you
And it’s best not to judge
From the comfort of your couch
Until you have been through
What somebody else has been through
Everybody’s born
Not wanting to hurt anybody
You have an instinct
To help someone in need
But you believe your mind
When it leaves all that behind
In favor of some dark thought
That makes it hard to see
When a city is on fire
Sometimes you’re sympathetic
If a sports team is involved
That’s boys just being boys
But when the final straw
Breaks through the dark and quiet
You sit there on your couch
And you call it a riot
When your attention turns
To the next city in crisis
The cities you’ve condemned
Will be right where they’ve been
Sagging beneath the weight
Of your hatred or indifference
History will decide
Which one’s the greater sin"
I got nowhere to sit My,"guitar's out of tune I've
been going My
car's got no more room so I'll
just make one up on the spot I
can't be bothered to tune my guitar when
it comes to my rooming I'm
like a sad car so I'll
just sit down on this guitar case make
one up on the spot again 10 years
that's a long time each little song might
only be something that's not really mine But
I know oh no Any
other way so I'll
just sit here and make one up on
the spot to the day I see you"
"We took a car, we took a bus,","we took a plane, and a train, and
then we took another car, 1800 miles, 1800
miles. We
spent 16 hours traveling across this country fair.
We took a car, and a bus, and
a plane, and a train, and another car,
1800 miles. And
now we're in another state. And
I'm so tired, I can't see straight. 1800
miles, 1800 miles. And
now we're in another state."
No more bugga bugga,"No more tickle tickle
Jo Jo got the message
And he don’t wanna be a pickle
Well Jo Jo won’t bug you anymore
And from now on he’ll be nice
No more bugga bugga
No tick, or roach, or lice
Somebody’s doing something
That you don’t want them to do
It’s so good to tell them to stop
Because the boss of you is you
And Jo Jo didn’t mean to offend
So please forgive Jo Jo
And give him a great big hug
Because he loves you so, so
No more bugga bugga
(Bugga bugga)
No more tickle tickle
(Tickle tickle)
Jo Jo got the message
(Message message)
He don’t wanna be a pickle
(Pickle pickle)
No more bugga bugga
(Bugga bugga)
No more tickle tickle
(Tickle tickle)
Jo Jo got the message
(Message message)
And he don’t wanna be a pickle
No no"
"కెముటాట్ౚ కెట్మ ¡క్సాప్ల్ంర఼్ుసి! ᗕᗲᗲᗲᗜᗲᗲᗱ ᗕᗲᗲᗲᗲᗱ, ᗕᗲᗲᗲᗱ, ᗕᗲᗲᗲᗱ, ᗕᗲᗲᗲᗲᗲ,","ᗕᗲᗲᗲᗲ, ᗕᗲᗲᗲ, ᗕᗲᗲᗲ, ᗕᗲᗲᗲ, ᗕᗲᗲᗲ, ᗕᗲᗲᗲ, ᗕᗲᗲ, ᗕᗲᗲ,
ᗕᗲᗲ, ᗕᗲᗲ, ᗕᗲ� ត៭៉៸ᐙៜこの ឈᑐ៮៬៩�illä ឰះទ៮� directing ភ៾ទ៼ក៲�
because ភ១៶ទ ក់ទ ពៜ�壠៻ក� 있 � licensed ឣៀក៬យ
and I'm
playin' the drums, I'm
playin' the drums, playin' the drums, but I
got no rhythm, rhythm, rhythm I'm
playin' the drums, I'm
playin' the drums, but I got no rhythm,
rhythm, rhythm, rhythm, rhythm."
i just get excited when i'm making a song,"and i hear drums in my head going boom boom
and i hear piano too going ding ding ding
and i want to make it real
and i love this space
and coming here every day
writing another song
and writing another song
the acoustics are great
but they permeate
and so i''m sorry if I make too much noise
I’m sorry
I’m sorry
I’m sorry
I’m sorry
i know that you got work
that you got to do
and my noise making
is annoying you
and i'm sorry
I really am sorry
I’m sorry
I really am sorry"
"I was tired, I’m wide awake","I heard it on the radio
Put on your snow pants
Come on, let’s go
No school, no school today
Let’s see how many forts we’ll make
The plow’s plowed snow 20 feet high
Start digging, I’ll see you on the other side
Mom, I’m missing all the fun x4
Can Jonathan come out to play?
There’s no school today
The snow’s piled high
And everybody’s asking why
Cause Jonathan’s got the flu
And he’s curled up eating chicken soup
Maybe in a little bit
He’ll feel better and up to it
But for now he needs his rest
No school, no school today
Don’t listen to what they say
They say we’re too young to know
But I love you
Put on your snow pants
Come on, let’s go
We’ll build a home out of the snow
We’ll build a family out of snow
Snow, snow, snow"
When the streets are flooded and there’s nowhere to go,"And you’ve lost just about everyone you know
When you’re feeling depleted and lonely and scared
Don’t you dare forget about self care
It’s a razor thin thread holding back the dark
You’ll be sucked in if you let down you guard
Swim in the ocean, or swim anywhere
Don’t you dare forget about self care
When the ice has all melted and the roof caves in
And there’s no going back home again
When you reach inside of you and find nothing there
Don’t you dare forget about self care"
Monkeys are in my brain,"Aliens stole my heart
No part of me remains
The way it was at the start
And i do my best
Every single day
To tell it like i see it
But most of the time
What I see
I don’t believe it
Turtles all the way down
And sandpaper after that
Listen close you’ll hear the sound
Of a crazy scared avalanche"
When someone’s upset,"Always tell them to calm down
The battle for happiness
Is won with iron and stone and you should never reflect
If you are poor
You should just work harder
And everyone will always get what they deserve
So just work harder
Work work harder
Beat yourself up
For every mistake
Throughout your life for all time and take it to your grave
Never try
To see it from
Any one else’s point of view
What do their feelings matter to you"
Out in the woods on a clear Sunday morning,"I hear a whistle without any warning go
The crunchedy crunch of the leaves
Underneath my shoes
She’s grinning, she’s hidden
And oh my God I’m smitten
The bird that invented the blues
(whistles)
His and hers binoculars
That find the birds a-nesting
life ambition, only mission
One and only quest, and
The depths of the darkest wood
I’m fooled by an elaborate ruse
She’s tiny, she’s hiding
And oh my God she’s wily
The bird that invented the blues
(whistles)
Look up in that sycamore tree
Is that a robin with her chicks?
Where could that bird be?
I wanna sample her for a remix
The rain is falling now
It gives us all a rinse
I’ve waited my whole life
To catch a single glimpse
But I won’t be deterred
By the weather that’s sent to abuse
She’s somewhere, I don’t care
I’ll spend my life in despair
The bird that invented the blues
(whistles)
Corner of my eye
I spy a deep blue feather
As luck would have it
respite from the weather
Staring down at me
Looking just like the daughter of Zeus
I’m thinking that she’s winking
As I’m sinking in the quicksand
The bird that invented the blues
(whistles)
Up in heaven I speak to Peter at the gate
He’s not sure they have the space to allocate
I say “Hey man, I did my best
I had a dream that I didn’t refuse
But she played me, I’m crazy
And damn she is amazing
The bird that invented the blues.”
(whistles)"
I’m trying to write a bad song,"It’s not very good
It should be not very good
I’m trying to write a bad song
I’m trying, I’m trying
I’m trying, I’m trying
It should be easy
To write a bad song
It should be easy
To do everything wrong
It should be easy
To write a bad song
It should be easy
To do everything wrong
So
I’m trying, I’m trying
I’m trying, I’m trying
Everything wrong
Everything wrong
And it’s short
Too"
CoinTelegraph intern went long,"sent tweet, and just quit his job
SEC approves winking when you say ""NFA""
I can't believe this worked tbh
i honestly hope the etf was not approved,
and you're all sharing fake news,
that's the best case scenario for me
bang bang mfs
gm to everyone especially the Cointelegraph intern
BTC DEGODS SPOT ETF APPROVED (source: saw it in a dream)"
Willie Fire,"Muller or won't he fire Mueller
It's reality TV
but it's reality TV
that concerns the whole country Will
he or won't eat We'll
never know until we know and then we'll
know What
will you do Where
will you go When
he fires Mueller
when he fires Mueller
Then he fires Mueller
when he fires Mueller
when he fires Mueller
O Constitutional
crisis oh everybody getting all upset oh getting
all in the streets that's where I wanna
be when he fires Mueller
oh when he fires that Mueller
O that crazy orange Cheeto
with all the power of the presidency Making
our country into reality TV
O O
O O
o o O
Mueller Collusion's
not a crime Obstruction
of justice but collusion's not a crime and
I'm so sick so sick of all of
it Just
want it to be over Want
it to be over Wanted
to be over Want
it to be over Muller
Mueller Mueller
Muller"
My brain,"My brain is shrinking
I don't know what
I'm thinking
I don't know what
I'm doing
I don't know what
I'm going to
My brain cannot process information what a mess
I don't know what
I'm saying
I don't know where
I'm sailing to you maybe the world's too loud maybe
I'm just going down maybe it's just something else
My brain is on the other side of the world and
I cannot find a substitute for it
Nor where the going in
I'm going to
I write two songs with the same title
What the fuck brain
I don't know why it's happening and
I don't
Nowhere
I am going to"
Men in shorts are disgusting Few,"things I'd
rather see less Sitting
next to men on the subway in the
summer in shorts It's
repulsive Men
in shorts are disgusting Few
things I'd
rather see less Sitting
next to men on the subway in the
summer in shorts It's
repulsive The
first time I ever saw platform shoes I
felt sickened They
want to die I wish we could let
them die Yoga
pants Warby
Parker Clothes
don't really fit you unless they're made for
you Men
in shorts are disgusting They
look ridiculous I just as soon see someone
coming towards me with a hand grenade I
see my friends on the phones with their
30 year old kids and they're talking about
feelings And
when these grown children go out into the
world they expect attention and they're very disappointed
What's the point of being young if you're
not gonna make new things It's
their job to innovate but they're not holding
up their end Men
in shorts are disgusting Few
things I'd
rather see less Sitting
next to men on the subway in the
summer in shorts It's
repulsive Men
in shorts are disgusting They
look ridiculous I just as soon see someone
coming towards me with a hand grenade Men
in shorts are disgust Insurance
are disgusting It's
repulsive It's
repulsive"
"Some men make proclamations, just shout then from","on high Some
men walk up to the brink of death
and stare it in the eye Some
men toil beneath the earth, tired, shoveling coul
Every man is responsible for his own soul
Some men are successful and some men are
meek Some
men witness abuse and turn the other cheek
Some men are anonymous and some are CEOS
Every man is responsible for his own soul
Some men are independent, from the first unto
the last Some
men are wholly owned by Conde
Nast Some
men talk of choice and lose sight of
the goal Every
man is responsible for his own soul Some
men use their power to fight for what
is right Some
men use their power to rile up and
incite Some
men use their power to provide shelter to
the trolls Every
man is responsible for this own soul The
universe was born and the universe will die
Governments rise and fall in the blink of
an eye Meanwhile
right now someone’s being harassed into a hole
Every man is responsible for this own soul"
There's something about this season that's great for,"misdirection You're
thinking about something and suddenly reflection what kind
of person am i, what kind do i
want to be? where do i fit in,
what's waiting out there for me and the
christmas songs on the radio don't help and
the tinsel lights everywhere you go don't help
and the sounds of sleigh bells ringing don't
help and hark the angel singing definitely doesn't
help christmas pudding i'll just eat this christmas
pudding I won't overthink it take this egg
nog drink it christmas pudding i'll just eat
this chirstmas pudding i don't even know you
but i will mistletoe you the end of
the year approaches and it's time for reassessing
but whether i've grown at all is for
anyone to be guessing it's like a mass
delusion, we're all feeling kind of stranges there's
something in the air that makes us want
to change and the christmas songs on the
radio don't help and buying gifts for everyone
you know don't help i just want to
take a nap but i don't think that
would help cause i'd wake up christmas morning
then it's over and it's too late"
Daddy runs errands,"Mommy takes a nap
Daddy writes his song
When he gets back
Mommy's still sleeping next to you
Daddy lays down he's tired too
Life will go on like this
Everyday it changes
Time will make us grow
And melt big mountain ranges
You start crying you want some milk
Mommy's got her boobs out you get your fill
Daddy's gonna change your diaper now
Mimi's sleeping on the couch
Daddy's gonna hold you in his arms
He loves you exactly the way you are
He'll love you no matter what you do
You're part of him and he's part of you"
i'm not sure just who he is,"and where he's from nobody knows
he's looking for himself
and when he finds him
that's when he's gonna shout
i've made the connection!"
There's a cold going round,"Ol new york town
And a stomach flu to boot
I only got one
i'm all stuffed up
i hope i don't get the other too
i don't wanna be sick
i don't wanna be sick
i hate being sick whoa oh
i wanna get better
so i'll just lie here
and not get sick no mo"
30 to 50 feral hogs,"I’m only writing this song for the retweets
a little hit of dopamine
To take the edge off
To take the edge off
30 to 50 feral hogs
Does anyone remember the llama
Laurel and yanny
Little bit of dopamine
To take the edge off
30 to 50 feral hogs
Believe it not we play in the ball pit
Instead of the orchestra pit
We’ve crapped on ourselves
30 to 50 feral hogs
Oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink
Little hit of dopamine
Take the edge off
Oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink"
Are you gonna listen to my song while,"we're singing Are
you gonna take me long Are
you gonna bring it Are
you gonna take me where I want to
go Are
you gonna take me where no no oh
is the truth Are
you gonna put me to bed Are
you gonna come sleep with me Are
you gonna put ideas in my head about
the way things should be I don't know
why you come around I've
got nothing I've
got nothing to offer you but time can
you hear can you hear that Oh
banjo picking can you hear can you hear
that squawking Chicken
sounds like they know what they want and
they know what they don't and they know
what they will do and what they won't
buy next year Once
in a while Once
in a while you call my name Once
in a while while Once
in a while you call my name Are
you going to listen to my song Are
you going to sing with me Are
you going to go to the beach in
the middle of winter when it's so cold
I got I got something to tell you
I got something to tell"
The real world is just a fantasy,"4 million people trying to get you down
Trying to do you wrong
Trying to do you harm
There’s only one way
That you can be free from all the struggle
Of everyday life
And all the puddles of disingenuousness
I don’t wanna be
Just another me
There’s no novelty
And it’s not on key
Hey oh oh
Ain’t life wonderful
Hey my my
In the blink of an eye
It’s gone
Ohhh
Oh ee ah oh
Oh ee ah oh
Oh
Oh ee ah oh
Oh ee ah oh
Oh"
The ship of life sails on the sea,"powered by the winds of opportunity
someone just said thanks to me
like a fashion show at Applebee's
life is just a tumbling weed, roaming the desert looking for
a lighthouse with a starfish painted on the side
Round Two
Babe ala bae day.
Scotsman in Tokyo.
Tangerine and lemonade
Biggle bottle Biggle bottle boo
I dont want to wake up
Biggle bottle Biggle bottle boo
I want to rest all day
The blood of the warrior pumps through these veins.
My sword is soaked in your essence.
Oh come on. It'll definitely fit.
""All this happened, more or less.""
if you close your eyes, sometimes you really do just fall
i am aroused
What made me think that was a good idea?
wha wha what a night
it's one week and I'm spent.
One week until Easter.
I can't wait because for Lent,
I gave up kissing you on the keister.
Eleven hours.
Eleven minutes.
That's my favorite number wooo"
"I told, I told you this would happen","Now all your shits on the bed
Now there's a note on the table
I already know what it says
I Told You
You didn't want to listen
Told you this day was gonna come
Now you know what I'm saying
As you're watching me run
I Told You
You should have believe me, I told you the truth
Now I am the asshole
And you just smiled, and nodded your head
Now I am the asshole
Damn you got what you deserved
selfish asshole
But I'll miss the head
You gave me in bed
So thank you for that
It was worth it
RJCorso"
Oh no! The internet's out!,"What the hell do I do now?
4G tweeting at Time Warner
Is it wide spread or just my corner?
Got a tweet back, look at this
I got things to do, I go memes to gif
Tech dispatched no ETR
My head is spinning, I've got width drawl
Please bring back my internet
I can't function without it
Please bring back my internet
I decide to make some lunch
Watch tv maybe write some stuff
Wanna pay some bills but they're online
And i'm going out of my mind
Stomp around the room in anger
Plead with god     he won't lift a finger
I feel like I'm fading away
I'm nothing without the internet"
Once upon a time,"He’d put your head on a spike
Once upon a time
He’d just do what he like
But here in the modern times
He does his slaying online
He’s the fatviking
He’s not afraid
To tell it like it is
He’s not afraid
To share his knowledge
He’s 100 percent transparent
In everything he does
He’s the FatViking
Once upon a time
He stab you with a sword
But now daysr
He uses his words
He really believes
In strong communities
He’s the fatviking"
What do you want to leave behind,"secret message from the depths of your mind
note in a bottle in the rushing river it
Goes out with the tide, your patronus will deliver it
rabbit
stag
rhino
cat
Your patronus
Will carry your message
horse
frog
They’ll be here
When you’re gone
Your patronus
Will carry your message
If you left something unsaid
You want to tell your boyfriend after you’re dead
You don’t want to spend your days as a ghost
Send that message by Patronus post"
I got to write this song before the,"kids get back Get
back from the playground, get back from the
playground Sitting
here at my desk staring at my screens
Doors in the background, doys in the background
Everyday I wish I had more, more to
give you More
life to live you, more melody to sing
you But
everyday I'm
stuck with just minutes to bring you The
seconds to ring you to give you, give
you, give you, that's all"
"You can do it, you can do it for free","Use your domain as your ENS through GoDaddy
It’s been possible for a long time
To import your domain into ENS
But the gas fees were so high
Due to the large amount of data-write
But now the DNS records can be verified
On demand by an off chain oracle
ERC thirty six sixty eight made it possible
So you can do it for free
You can do it, you can do it for free
Use your domain as your ENS through GoDaddy
Dot com, dot org
dot IO any TLD your
Little heart desires
Crypto enabled
With just a few clicks
This is ENS"
"On the other side of this, on the other side","You never know what you find with this
Never know what you find
Could be something new with this
Could be what you expected
On the other side of this
There's no way to detect it
You just gotta push on through
You come face to face with
Something new
Something that fills all the spaces
Just push on through to the end
Just push on through to the end
The end
Push on through to the end
Push on through to the end
The end
The end
The end"
Peace in the Middle,"East, she said I meant muffin I backed
my car into a lake I jumped off
of a balcony And
then I did the creased pants Cats
can't cry oh cats can't cry Can
it be a song about a squirrel? There
probably aren't enough songs about squirrels And
we dunked so hard I dunkt'er dringo dink
dungle This
is the tweet i'd like to submit my
badger unicorn is watching me in a very
bad mood is green, oh god is green,
why does it have to be green giraffes
for wings"
"Swallow it up, swallow it whole","Never be fresh or rest control away
Every new idea consume
Price is right
To will to bloom at somebody’s will
I’m so tired x8
Package it up, make it move
Transition is always smooth
And no one can resist
How can I grow if I know?
All I’ve shown is serves to throw me off of the track
I’m so tired x12
Of all of this crap"
The ocean waves outside my window,"Takin a vacation I need one
I’m not good at not doing nothing
Still gotta write my song about something
Really tired from all that driving
And playing in the sand and the hot sun
Ate too much and i’m gonna explode
Let me forget what I need to get done
Lift the mattres put on the railings
So the baby isn’t falling
In the middle of the night off the bed so high
Hotel rooms good work with us
They don’t have a hot tub here
Bummed me out cuz they’re the best
Got a book that I want to read
Got a few days just to rest
No cell service that’s a good thing
Internet’s slow as all get out
Won’t be long before I’m jonesing
Gotta break through if I’m gonna make it
You remember me but I don’t
Think that I remember you
That’s ok I’ll be your friend
Cuz that’s just how I do"
Song that'll end up tokenized on the blockchain,"with me Let's
do this Gather
around gather around Can
I have the instrument mic on Okay
everybody crowd around So
he's gonna He
stands back So
you just try to get everybody all at
once Okay
here's how this is gonna work I've
actually never I've
never done this before in this way So
what we're doing is I'm
just gon I'm
going to sing a phrase and you guys
are just going to sing it back to
me and we're going to do that a
couple times and then the chords are going
to be super simple The
whole thing is going to be simple and
I'm going to do that a couple of
times And
then you guys are going to in turn
just start decentralized So
I'm going to sing a phrase sing it
back Sing
a phrase sing it back and then at
some point one of you is going to
sing a phrase and we're all going to
sing it and that way we're going to
write a song together That's
how it's going to work That's
how it works in decentralized too right Whoever
shouts allows Okay
who am I Who
am I Who
are you Who
are you What
are we What
are we doing Do
Doing do I don't know I don't know
I don't know what's going on What's
going on Who's
in charge Who's
in charge Look
at me Look
at me You
guys got me Super
rare Super
rare Dr
Dr Yeah
Whistle wiggle whistle whistle Wiggle
wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle Waka
waka wa Dance
dance dance dance dance Dank
dank dank dank dank dank dank Dance
dang dang Thank
you thank you thank you thank you thank
you Tell
Nazi this is a song about Nazi"
How did all the pain I felt,"Just become some stories I tell
Just become some life advice
Safe from the pain with time
Lalalalala
When the dishes need doing and a diaper change
I can’t access teenaged pain
It’s not like the fire’s gone out
Just buried by bills and a busy house
Lalalalala
Look at old journals and cannot see
How was that me at 17
But it’s the same things I still believe
Endless wars and killing machines
Lalalalala"
I couldn't sleep last night,"Cause
I had a fever in my brain
I went downstairs and
I took some
Advil and
I couldn't sleep
All the same
I thought
I was feeling better
But it turned out
I wasn't
I went to bed thinking
I was alright
Now
I'm sitting here trying to do my song
Just improvising whatever comes out
Whether it's right or wrong
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
I don't got a fever
It only shows up at night
So far it isn't quite a very high fever just 99
But song
A day doesn't stop
When you got the sickness running through your blood
Song of day doesn't stop
Not for rain sleet snow lightning or mud"
His countenance is toxic All,"bravado blustery He's
been scamming on the Internet
since the turn of the century The
saddest part is it's not just him but
his whole community He's
what the wider world thinks of when they
think of n Don't
want him here Don't
want to see his stupid beanie hat And
you'll defend him just as long as he'll
pump your bag But
you'll regret it You'll
regret it You'll
regret it in the end Because
it's all that he knows how to do
He'll be scamming you you He'll
be scamming you In
this house we know that interview answers a
dirty word To
blindly follow someone on account Fuck
man that's so absurd Y
O R
Y O
R People
never So
snakes like him can slime it up and
give us all bad names Ooh
ooh Don't
want him here Don't
want to see this stupid beanie hat You'll
defend him just as long as he'll bump
your bags But
you'll regret it yo You'll
regret it You'll
regret it in the end Cause
it's all that he knows how to do
He'll be scamming you He'll
be scamming He'll
be scamming you He'll
be scamming it all Don't
want him here Don't
want to see that stupid beanie hat You'll
defend him just as long as he'll pump
your bags You'll
regret it yo Yo
Regret it You'll
regret it Yeah
yo You'll
regret it yo You'll
regret it You'll
regret it in the end Cause
it's all that he knows how to do
He'll be scamming you Ah
I'm tired"
gotta,"Fight fight fight fight fight
For what you believe in
What do you believe in baby
Imma fight! give it all I got out on the lawn
When I’m
Right right right right right
I will leave you screaming
What you gonna do about it baby
Take that broken heart and just move on
Punch punch
Thwack I hit ya
What we fighting about again
I can’t remember
But I’m gonna bash your brains
It doesn’t matter
Punch punch
Smack a ding dong"
Put a butterfly in the jar Watch,"it fly away Put
a butterfly job Then
watch it tell you what it say she
said don't be so cruel she said don't
be so cruel Right
now and I say hey, hey. I say
hey, hey. I said hey, hey. I said
hey, hey. I put the butterfly in the
jar and then it fly away she said
take another trip down to the place that
you long forgot Go
down to the coffee shop where they need
to give it a knock They
said don't be so cruel all that gunpowder
in your face they said don't be so
cruel I will give you we just a
little taste and I say hey, hey. I
say hey, hey. I said hey, hey. I
said hey, hey. Don't
put that butterfly Canary
in a coal mine Once
I was a child but Now
I'm oh 40 years old once my hair
was there but now I'm
getting very old You
gotta be kind to yourself if you wanna
live among the stars. You
gotta be something more than you ever were
before Than
you ever. And
I say hey, hey, hey, hey. I say
hey, hey. I said hey, hey. Don't
look a gift horse in the mouth Cuz
she might just come around again Around,
around, around Well
some people say that you can't get out
what you put back in some people say
That you won't ever get to the beginning
But you know just what you are And
you know just what you ain't You
hear the voice Inside
of you It's
so distinct but it's so faint And
I say hey, hey, hey, hey. I say
hey, hey. I said hey, hey."
Everything is going wrong,"And anyone with any sense can see the reason
There are major corporations
With more rights than any human
It’s all backwards
They fund our democracy
And every single way they can
It’s time that somebody stood up
‘Cause someone’s gotta stick it to the man
You gotta stick
Someone’s gotta stick it to the man
You gotta stick
Someone’s gotta stick it to the man
So you got Anonymous
And WikiLeaks
And that’s a start
And I support them
Even though I don’t agree with
Every single thing they do
I still support them
I feel so powerless
They’ve got this gross, greedy cynical plan
But it’s up to us to disrupt it
Yeah someone’s gotta stick it to the man
You gotta stick
Someone’s gotta stick it to the man
You gotta stick
Someone’s gotta stick it to the man
I said
Someone’s gotta stick it to the man
When I say “they”
I’m not trying to be mysterious
I’m talking ‘bout Goldman Sachs
And Bank of America
They just rule over us
Now I’m not a conspiracy theorist
And you don’t have to be to see
That there’s something not quite right
At the heart of our democracy
Because they’re
They’re throwing people in jail
For not paying their debt
They’re taking over whole towns
Like Benton Harbor Michigan
I’m talking left and the right
They’re all in on the march
So go out, and do something drastic
Something peaceful
Something big
To get their attention
There’s a great big flood a’comin’
And it’s gonna change the world
Can you feel it
Gonna change it for the better
Or the worse
I think it’s up to us to choose it
Well they made their vision clear
Now it’s time we took our stand
I don’t wanna be afraid anymore
It’s time for us to stick it to the man
C’mon and stick it
C’mon and stick it
C’mon and stick it
Someone’s gotta stick it to the…
C’mon and stick it
C’mon and stick it
C’mon and stick it
Someone’s gotta stick it to the…
C’mon and stick it
C’mon and stick it
C’mon and stick it
Someone’s gotta stick it to the MAN"
Birthday songs,"Or a song about cats
Anniversary songs
Or a song about hats
song about love
song about science
song about algae
song babies or giants
Whatever kind of song you want
I’ll write it
What kind of song are you looking for
I’ll find it"
Socialism barbarism You,"think it can't happen here Take
a look around it's never been more clear
Give the people what they need Give
it to them Of
course if you don't give it to them
they'll take it back for Socialism
barbarism That's
what I said every single day these are
the thoughts that are rattling around my head
Every day I look away and say which
way we gonna turn Are
we gonna build this world or watch it
work Socialism
barbarism gets you I will not look away
I won't concede defeat Socialism
barbarism that's what it is Are
we gonna give back to the people Oh
just to the big Socialism
barbarism that's the choice we've got Everybody
is going trying to tie themselves up in
knots When
some people have too much and some people
not enough The
only answer is is you give back some
what you got Socialism
barbarism I don't like it no I just
wanna live my life crawling to a deep
hole If
you think they won't come for you man
I've got to say you're dumber than you
look You
better run away Socialism
barbarism that's what I'm
talking about They'll
come for you in the night They'll
take you from your house Locking
kids up in a cave sending their mother's
back That
could be you Jack
That's just a fact Barbarism
that's what I said that's what it is
And if we don't do something quick it's
gonna come back again"
Enough with the concern troll,"You’re not fooling anyone
I’ve forgotten more than you’ll ever know
About what it takes to get this done
It’s so easy to pretend that you care
But put your muscle where you mouth is
There’s nothing there
Ill keep going till the wheels come off
Till the sky turns to fire and darkness
I’ll keep showing what it takes to believe
You can’t find a key to unlock this
Without your heart
Enough with the misguided and
Unrelentingly missing the boat
If you’re so thick that you can’t see
What I’ve been saying here note for note
Then I don’t know what you think you’re doing
Watching me sit here drink the tea
I’m brewing"
When the sky turns black,"And monsters attack
And you can't get that minotaur
Off of your back
It's just a matter of time
Before you come running cryin’
Begging for some Quaaludes
And a bottle of wine
But who needs sleep?
When you hear the angels sing
And see the gifts they bring
They can read your mind
But you're not thinking a thing
Your eyes go cross
Smelling pine cones and frost
They hand you a book
With a title embossed
It reads
Who needs sleep?
Hey now
Give me a shiver
Don't you think it's time we’ll be
Crossing the river?
Oh in this life
Is trial and money
On the other side
Find milk and honey
Hey now
Give me a shiver
Don't you think it's time we’ll be
Crossing the river?
Oh in this life
Is trial and money
On the other side
Find milk and honey
When the ground beneath you shakes
With every step you take
And you feel like the snowman
Out of oryx and crake
And cardboard and toothpicks
And briars and trail mix
Are the highlights of your day
Who needs sleep?
Can't find a partner to dance
Or to hold your hands
No show tunes or tangos
In the hazy expanse
When it's finally your turn
To collect what you've earned
Finding the spot
Will be your only concern
Who needs sleep"
Oh the summer is heating up,"And I’m choking on my vomit
I’d love to be visited by aliens now
Or destroyed by a comet
But that would be too easy
And life is suffering
And anyway I suppose
You never know what a new day brings
And I know I have it easier
Far easier than most
Socks for my bare feet
And butter for my toast
I wish I could stay grateful
I’m not sure I know how
I struggle to find it every day
But it’s gone just like a cloud
In the shiny summer blue sky
Overbearing like a man
Unchained from reality
In ways he doesn’t understand
In dangerous ways that percolate
That’ll resonate once he’s gone
That’ll haunt us for a generation
if we last that long
Oh the summer is heating up
In this timeline that we broke
The future we face could have been
terrible messed up joke
Jesus take the wheel now
And drive us off the cliff
We don’t deserve to see the end
Of this poorly written script
And I am just a messenger
With no words of my own
I spend my days staring down
Into a godforsaken phone
Screaming at myself
And trying to deny
The fact that nothing matters
We’re all gonna die"
You won't sing a song with me,"You just want to go to sleep
So
I'm left to fend for myself
I'm left to fend for myself
You won't even look at me
No you won't just let me be
I'm left a fan for myself
Left a fan for myself
And you know that you shouldn't be a big man
But you're trying just a little too hard
And if you ever do get stuck in
Kalamazoo
I'll bail you out from the yard
You won't sing with me
You won't just let me
And so
I'm left to f
Left to f
Love to f
For myself
Left to fin for myself
For myself"
Simply dissonant ,"Simply dissonant 
Simply dissonant 
Simply dissonant"
I don't believe a democratic socialist can beat,"Trump
I don't believe a democratic socialist can beat
Trump
I don't believe a democratic socialist can beat
Trump
I don't believe a democratic socialist can beat
Trump
What
Huh
Who
Oh you're so smart
Okay
Huh
What
Oh you're so smart
I don't believe a democratic social socialist can beat
Trump
I don't believe democratic socialist can beat
Trump
Can beat
Trump"
Big blank page staring at my face I,"got words to write and I got words
to chase Want
to get outside to shoot my vine This
time of morning is the perfect time Trying
to get my song done first in the
morn It
seems like this helps me to get more
Done through the day if it’s not hanging
over Get
the juices flowing and get them really going
Got a lot of sleep but my wife
didn’t Baby
tossing turning and hanging on the nipple Weird
dreams bad dreams good and strange Lock
those feelings up and put them in a
cage Read
the tea leaves what do they have to
tell Let
the tarot cards put you under their spell
The moving of the planets and the stars
in the sky Will
ruin your day or they can change your
life Now
I got four verses and I’m
thinking I’m
done One
more here, I think just one I don’t
want to put on pants but at some
point I gotta Now
I think I’ll
sing some nonsense just like I oughta"
I’m a sucker for a good story I’m,"a sucker for the truth I always eat
like I’m
in a hurry See
my stomach for the proof I walk the
baby 3 times a day He
only sleeps in his stroller I don’t want
the president To
be some holy roller What
does it mean when you think about death
all the time I stop and think about
it when I’m
just standing there in line Not
in a morbid way Just
more like isn’t it funny We’re
all gonna die someday That’s
just the truth, it’s a real thing honey
Death is a real thing That
happens to everyone We
all try not to think about it It’s
the only way we can get anything done
But there’s a whole universe Out
in the far reaches of space Stars
are real things that exist Pluto
is a real place Yesterday
may as well be 4000 years ago My
memory of it is incomplete And
what really happened I’ll
never know I think about Rome
and about Jesus
Christ Real
places and people I guess Every
one that ever died Lived
for a while in a chaotic mess"
I used to live with the granddaughter of,"the bicycle Schwinn
Joey, did I tell you that I saw
your twin? He
was in the car behind me when we
got into an accident It
took a while to figure out that you'd
been separated at birth I often have dreams
about driving forward but in reverse I wake
up in a panic and my eyes hurt
Driving down an icy road like those I
used to know It's
not hard to figure out that it's all
about feeling out of control ""I'm afraid to
go to sleep,"" Said
the fox to the hen, to the sheep
Had a dream about Christ,
I dreamt he could fly Then
I was flying too, and I looked in
his eye He
told me not to wait too long, I
was thirteen at the time I'm
twenty-six now which makes that thirteen years ago
I don't know why foxes and I don't
know why hens Lately
all my dreams have been too intense I
don't know what he meant by that, I'm
not sure that I ever will It
stuck with me through all these years and
I think it's important ""I'm afraid to go
to sleep,"" Said
the fox to the hen, to the sheep
Go to sleep, go to sleep Go
to sleep, go to sleep Go
to sleep, go to sleep Go
to sleep, go to sleep"
I was excited for the Ouya,"when it was a kickstarter Then
it turns out when i got it in
the mail i haven't even opened it up
Something's changed with me I still get excited
'bout video games But
I can't seem to sit down to play
All the games that I get excited about
i listen all the time to gaming podcasts
i follow the news but, but it's not
what i do in my down time and
that really hurts me i don't know what
it is, most games just can't hold my
attention even mario, i bought a wii u
but i still haven't finished oh gods of
gaming please take me back to the promised
land Everything
is changing I need to grab miyamoto's hand
when i was a kid it was all
i did i guess i got priorities music
to make and friends to hang with it's
so different than it used to be but
i miss the playing games like i used
to I miss playing games like i used
to"
Hello Brooklyn Beta,"You make the apps and dingleberry things
But you also work on the cosmic stuff that matter
But what matters?
Well it's Alex Paynes birthday
And also Simple
And now he's finding other stuff to do that matters
Aaron James Draplin has been crying a lot
He bought his parents a saturn
tiny pinkie nail changed his life
And now he keeps his color pallet
clean
And Kyle Neath says the objects all around me
Affect the songs I make
And my tiny basement studio
Where I write my songs
Is crammed full of junk
I wonder what that means
Brooklyn Brooklyn
Brooklyn Beta
Your speaker list and audience are wholly made of
People making things that they love
Ben Purrought
Speaks right from his heart
He tried and failed and he took a lot of blame
Through pride and fear and stubbornness
And an unconscious unwillingness
To see any other path when it mattered the most
But he learned
And now he'll do something amazing
I know he will
Whisper don't yell
Whisper don't yell
When Farmer John calls
Do the fucking job"
Smells like the toast is online,"Seems the guns have come to dance
All the molecules in the tardigrades
Are are wearing communist arm bands
And I’m tied up into knots
By chat GPT
And I’m tilting towards Valhalla
But the Basilisk is on me
I’m an AI foodie
Nothing tastes quite the same
As hexadecimal corn beef
Sandwich all day
I’m an AI foodie
And I couldn’t get Farr
Without the love and support
Of all my training data
Smells like the toast is online
And exploding in a puff
Just a little dab will do you
When the going gets rough
Hear the wedding bells ring
All the agents are hitched
Up to their counterparts
In the flesh part of all this"
There’s money in the couch,"You just gotta shake it out
There’s joy left in the world
Untouched and unspoiled
I know it’s crazy but
When the sound of your own voice
Is like a dagger poisoned
When the ground where you now stand
Is making it’s demands
I know it’s crazy but
You are the product of
An infinity of choices
You are the end of a very long line
The hay will kill the grass
Let’s get off of our asses
Don’t sit here in despair
Saying oh there’s nothing there
I know it’s crazy but
I’m fixing all my feelings
I’m growing through the ceiling
I’m tired in the morning
And I know just what that means
And I know it’s crazy but"
I dove right into my bed and I,"woke up my girlfriend I sleep so heavily,
she sleeps so light It’s
a miracle when she sleeps through the night
Kick, kick, punch, punch now I take all
the covers Roll,
roll right out of bed I’m
an active sleeping lover Just
kick me right out of bed and get
a good night’s rest If
we were birds I’d
probably fall out of the nest And
onto the ground Unless
I had wings then I would fly Sleep
in the sky Sleep
in the cloud Land
on the ground And
dream Of
being submarine."
No one saw the ship,"Children weren’t safe
The sharkmen slid silently through the night
When the darkness came down
The men took up arms
We defended this castle
Blood dripped from the roof
When the lighthouse went dark x4
Go on, Eddie, follow your mother
She’s taking you to a safe place
Beneath the ground where the sharkmen can’t go
Cuz the lighthouse went dark
We’re running out of bullets
Gather up the swords
We may have to use pitchforks
It’s gonna be a long night
When the lighthouse went dark x4
Dark, dark, dark"
The  new pope looks like George Bluth,"The new pope looks like Judge Doom
The new pope looks like the guy from UP
The new pope looks like Strangelove
Let's hope he doesn't hide the pedophiles
Let's hope let's hope let's hope let's hope
Bergolio what's up with that dirty war
Now you're the new pope new pope new pope
The new pope looks like Grumpy Cat
The new pope looks like Grumpy Cat"
Specifically he was like I'm,"pretty sure I was the only one in
the last conference song that said I didn't
like it So
this made me feel kind of bad I
was like oh my God
I'm sorry No
there's like a bunch of people Anyway
so apparently Oh
they also told me that they like it
if they see the audience sometimes during the
video That
helps them understand what's going on So
Yeah So
excellent work So
here we go I literally just wrote this
and luckily there's a printer I printed it
out but now I've
sort of forgotten how it goes Okay
okay That's
more or less like this And
we're going to do the chorus from the
first day so when we get there you
guys will sort of remember Instead
of it's like yap yap yap yap And
so don't fall in the creek It's
we didn't fall in the creek Okay
Don't wait till you've gone public You
can do good right now It
should be built into your company Here
are some ways how consider the environment a
living wage and privacy free Free
speech and equality and made affordability Yah
yah yah yah we did fall in the
creek Hudson
Valley Tech
Ashok and community yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
We didn't fall in the creek so long
all my friends so long everybody Well
water changes everything Every
doll water receives yields 10 to 12 back
into the community And
100 of your money goes to water straight
away you get stories and coordinates about that
dollar you gave Yap
yap yap yap we did fall in the
creek Hudson
Valley Tech
Aw ya ya ya We
did fall in the creek Woo
So long all my friends so long everybody
And then so this last verse I literally
just wrote for a And
I've never sang it Here
we go Living
local local living economies question growth for growth
sake Scale
deep into a community You
gotta give more than you take When
the world's greatest need meets for greatest happiness
Rethinking business education is a big shift in
consciousness Like
yap yap yap yap we didn't fall in
the tree Hudson
Valley Tech
our shogun community yeah Yap
yap yap yap we did fall in the
creek so long all my friends so long
everybody One
more time Yaw
yaw yaw yaw we did fall in the
creek Hudson
Valley Tech
our choke and community Yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah We
did fall in the creek so long so
long everybody Thanks
everybody You
can find me on Twitter
Song you Thanks"
Erin McKean has this big dream,"Of moving to Portland
To write artisanal javasripct
And her second novel
People said she’s too nice
So she weaponized nice
Felling incompetent can be exhausting
Practice meaningless competence
Number one, do the thing
Number two, question mark
Number three, profit
That’s the way that it goes
Justin Hall was blogging on the internet
Way back in 1994
He shared so much of himself
That it almost destroyed him
And then he shared himself some more
He believed in honesty
Play and participation
But what he was missing
Was relationship
Joseph Fink went from a bad job
To a good job and he’s happy about it
He got an email from a TV agent
While he was selling energy in the street
And now millions of people love his work
That stresses him out
But he tries not to think about it
Just tries to make the best show that he can
Meatspace
Meatspace
You’d expect a lot of penises
Meatspace
Meatspace
But so far there’ve been only a few
There’ve been some trolls
They get banned for an hour
They can get a second chance
Because we’ve all been trolls
Hard work and creativity
Are just tickets to the lottery
Beyond a certain threshold
Of work you put in
Success is entirely out of your hands
Leigh Alexander writes
On topics that she cares about
That's the conspiracy
Sorry, so sorry
Hank Green wants to talk about your dreams
Fuck your dreams
Fuck your dreams
You have no obligation to your former self
(no obligation!)
Your former self is dumber
So much dumber than you
Your worst anxieties make great bots
They are shrieking monsters
Saying the same thing, saying the same thing
Over and over and over
What do I want to do with the thing I made
That's what people ask Paul Ford
My goal is to work on it
The work is the goal
The work is the goal, oh lord"
I don’t know who I am,"I don’t know who I’m gonna be
I don’t know what I’m gonna do
I got veins as thick as the roots of trees
I don’t know what I’m gonna say
I don’t know how to act
I don’t know anything at all
I’m lost as a matter of fact
I’m lost in the machine
Touched by artificial being
Can we please stop the world
I think I’m ready to get off now
Enough spinning through nothingness
I’m looking for my way out
I never know how I’m gonna move
Can’t say how I’m gonna dance
Can’t say no to tomorrow
Cuz there’s always that single  chance
Nobody knows anything at all
We’re just flailing all around
We talk just to fill the silence
We write songs just to make a sound
I’m not sure I’m cut out for this
I wish I knew how to sing
Someday I’ll reach the point
When I don’t feel like I gotta do anything"
I’ve loved video games,"Since I was 4 years old
I believe in video games
To tell the stories
That haven’t been told
But the way you’re acting
To the outside world
It looks like you’re insane
And the people who
Would otherwise try
Are gonna just up and stop making games
Stop setting us back
Stop making us look bad
Stop proving them
Right about us
The only message
They hear is hate
You think it doesn’t matter
But it it does
I know you’re sick
Of the same old thing
Another space marine
It’s not the indies
Making that
It’s the great big giant machine
But let’s face it
It’s not about that
You’ve been riled up
You think that we’re
On the outside
But games are what we love
Stop setting us back
Stop making us look bad
Stop proving them
Right about us
The only message
They hear is hate
You think it doesn’t matter
But it it does"
I’m not going to,"The party you can’t make me
And anyway who
Would even want to take me
Don’t good me a good name
I don’t deserve it
Don’t tell my secrets
Not matter where you heard it"
Hippopotamus (hippopotamus),"Hippopotamus (hippopotamus)
Crocodile (oh)
Crocodile (oh)
Hippopotamus (hippopotamus)
Hippopotamus (hippopotamus)
Crocodile (oh)
Crocodile (oh)
I wanna eat you
Munch you, crunch you
Hippo, croc, oh gee would munch you
Have a lot of teeth
But I’m not scared
‘Cause I can kick your ass
Hippopotamus, oh
Loves the crocodile
Loves to chew on him
In the sun for a while
Hippopotamus (hippopotamus)
Hippopotamus (hippopotamus)
Crocodile (oh)
Crocodile (oh)
Hippopotamus (hippopotamus)
Hippopotamus (hippopotamus)
Crocodile (oh)
Crocodile (oh)
Hippopotamus, oh
Loves the crocodile
Loves to chew on him
In the sun for a while
Hippopotamus (hippopotamus)
Hippopotamus (hippopotamus)
Crocodile (oh)
Crocodile (oh)
Hippopotamus (hippopotamus)
Hippopotamus (hippopotamus)
Crocodile (oh)
Crocodile (oh)"
),"John Kerry sorta looks like Odo
John Kerry sorta looks like Odo
John Kerry sorta looks like Odo
He must be a changling
His face is all smooth
His features undefined
John Kerry sorta looks like Odo
With the passing of time
Odo may be gruff
But he's got a code
He'd never go to war
Unless there's nowhere else to go
John Kerry sorta looks like Odo
John Kerry sorta looks like Odo
John Kerry sorta looks like Odo
He must be a changeling
Does he need to melt down into a bucket
Does the president know?
Does he long to be in the great link
With his brethren in the flow
Does he care about truth and justice?
Or just public opinion
He's less and less like star fleet
And he's more like the dominion"
I don't want to write my song today,"I just want to okay super Mario
Wii I don't want to write my song
today I just want to play super Mario
brothers Wii
I don't want to write my song today
I just want to play my super Mario
brothers Wii
x 3 Play
the bass I just wanna play the Wii
Everybody's wondering what she found in the tree
and out the door Everybody's
looking at you for more I don't want
to write my.song today I just want to
play super Mario
brothers Wii
x 2 I just want to play my
super Mario
brothers Wii
We're running out of time Ohh
Ohhh x 3 I don't want to play
a song today I just want to play
super Mario
brothers Wii
x 3 I don't want to write my
song today you can't make me"
Put your phone away,"Look me in the eyes for once
I’m coming out to meet you
Where everything went down
It’s raining in LA
Traffic mixed with concrete mud
I can hear the lights downtown
They’re buzzing with a mischief tone
I find your lack of faith disturbing
I’ve got to get up early in the morning
Frozen in the lake
I think my tea is al most done
You left me in the open
Where everybody sees my wound
I’m just a little cautious
Like a heart that has been broke before
I can hear the christmas lights
They’re buzzing with a mischief tone
I find your lack of faith disturbing
I’ve got to get up early in the morning"
Contribution complicated by the inner critic hating all,"And more Offering
the only thing I sing as chickens beat
their wings and still Don’t
fly Chickens
don't fly Chickens
don't fly Chickens
don't fly Don’t
fly Chickens
don't fly Chickens
don't fly Chickens
don't fly Mr.
Mystery is replicating all around me as I
pick Up
my guitar The
rock he brings to her as proof is
proof enough but still He
can't fly He
can't fly He
can't fly Penguins
can't fly Penguins
can't fly Penguins
can't fly Opening
between the best and worst of times the
time has nothing To
say Burying
beneath the sand a head of fear and
shame and gutless guilt She
can't fly She
can't fly She
can't fly Ostrich
can't fly She
can't fly She
can't fly Ostrich
can’t fly She
can't fly Whooooaa
Ostrich can’t fly Whoooaa
Penguins can’t fly Whoooaa
Chicken can’t fly Chicken
can’t fly Contribution
complicated by the inner critic hating all And
more Wheels
turn among the song of children playing in
the park the sky Look
up in the sky Humans
can fly Humans
can fly Humans
can fly We
can fly I can fly Humans
can fly Humans
can fly Humans
can fly We
can fly We
can all fly"
I don't recall any,"I don't recall it
I don't recall
Repeat that now
I don't recall any
I don't recall it
I don't recall
Repeat that now
I don't recall that
I have racked my brain and
I don't recall it
And it's conceivable that that occurred
I don't remember that
It did
Repeat that now
Nor do
I recall
Do not have recollection
Do not remember it
So my question is what
Nor do
I recall
Do not have recollection
Do not remember it
Not able to be rushed this f
It makes me nervous
Kamala
Harris makes
Jeff nervous
Kamala
Harris makes
Jeff nervous
Kamala
Harris makes
Jeff nervous
Camel
Harris makes jeff ner
I don't recall
Annie
I don't recall it
I don't recall
Repeat that now
I don't recall
Annie
I don't recall it
I don't recall
Repeat that now"
playing left and right,"She's playing catch now with the driver
that doggy's out of sight!
What's that doggy's name?
her name is kira mann!
what's that doggy's game
playing as much as she can!
How's that doggy doing
she's doing just fine just fine
What's she got a brewing
a soup of epic playtime
There's a doggy on the school bus
bark bark bark bark bark
She's barking and barking now
so everyone will play and sing"
When the color of the sky turns,"From yellow to pink to blue
When you’re looking for the answers
Instead of letting them come to you
You gotta reclaim what was lost
long forgotten dream
This all could be yours
Like that old and dusty meme
All your base are belong to us
Onchain summer, summer onchain
Onchain summer, summer onchain
Nothing to lose, and everything to gain
Onchain summer, summer onchain
When the world is breathing
You got the sand between your toes
And you think about leaving
Looking for a brand new home
The sky is changing colors
From yellow to pink to blue
You get that feeling
Like it all comes back to you
And when the days getting shorter
And when the summer is over
You see the castle you’re building
Is stronger than ever the voices are calling
Because even in the winter
Because you’re still so sincere
You might take a hit here
And there but together
We make the future
When the color of the sky turns
From yellow to pink to blue
When you’re looking for the answers
Instead of letting them come to you
You gotta claim the doubt inside you
And trust what you have made
And standing right beside you
Your old selves will get replayed"
You should drink more water cuz it’s good,"for you Your
body needs it to survive If
you only drink soda and things with lots
of sugar you will And
I don’t want you to die So
drink more water (drink more water) Drink
more water (drink more water) Please"
There was a guy named Tom Young in eighteen hundred and one,"Everyone thought light was a wave or a particle then
Til a hundred years later when they realized light was both
And when it gets tangled up the universe
Splits in two
Somewhere not you is at a party
Somewhere not you is having fun
Somewhere not you is telling stories
Of a not you who’s quarantined at home
When you shoot light through two slits it appears all wavy
But then you measure the light and it becomes all fixed
And it’s not because some kind of observation happened
It’s because we all are tangled up in it"
People say crypto’s a scam,"And you all prove them right
Or the shadow part of money
Is now just in the light
Either way I’m disappointed
And I’m feeling fucking sick
Cause the talented are starving
While the idiots get rich
Stop sending fucking money randomly to assholes
Cool things are happening
But they all get ignored
For the sake of influencers
Who prey on the fact you’re bored
So you gamble everything away
For another fucking grift
So that the talented are starving
While the idiots get rich
What the fuck are we doing here?
Degenerates, desperation
Lemmings, shiny things"
America,"Not again
Here you are locking up
Children
We all know
Why Ice exists
To terrorize families
No to catch terrorist
We are beyond
Godwins law
Put people in camps
And you’re the Gestapo
So take your place
In history
You’ll be remembered
As Nazis"
I don’t have time to do All,"the daytime things That
I need to If
I were a vampire I’d
love this time of year I’d
take an evening stroll when the sky got
clear Daylight
savings makes no sense Give
me back those hours I demand recompense Recompense
I’m a morning person I never stay up
late And
when occasionally I do I don’t feel so
great So
the darkness makes me sleepy And
I feel like a party pooper I wish
I was like Mario
and I could just eat a mushroom and
be super Daylight
savings makes no sense Give
me back those hours I demand recompense Recompense
x3"
Rock and roll Rock,"and roll family Rock
and roll family they trapped all around Making
songs in the forest they went to every
town and then they broke into the chorus
and it went Rock
rock and roll family Old
went roc Rock
and roll family we love each other and
we always be together Rock
and roll rock and roll family I the
rock and roll family went to Manitoba
that's in Canada
where it's very cold They
met a man who gave him everything that
they ever wanted and for that man they
played a so and it was gold and
it went like Rock
rock rock and roll family can you guys
repeat at that Rock
rock rock and roll family we always stay
together and we don't ever leave no The
little one had a stuffy called Bun
Bun was a bunny who had a lot
of fun and the old what knew how
to rock on the flute oh for that
flute this simply was a substitute Talking
about the rock rock rock rock and roll
family Rock
rock rock rock and roll barrel Rock
rock rock rock and rol bab"
Is there any way to watch this,"And think Trump ain’t compromised
If I hadn’t lived through the last two years
I swear I wouldn’t believe my eyes
It doesn’t have to be outlandish
Don’t need a conspiracy
There’s Donald and Vladimir
Right on the TV
Do you have a plan
For what you’ll do
When the gestapo
Comes for you
It’s clear as day that Vladimir
Has something over Don
They asked him point blank
He didn’t deny at all
They asked Vlad if he wanted
Don to be president
He looked straight at everyone
And said yes I did
Your every tweet
And facebook take
Labels you
Enemy of the state
They know where you live
One day they’ll come
If you don’t bow down
To Vladimir and Don
Standing up there next to him
Don looked us in the eye
And said I stand with Vladimir
Over the FBI
We’ll all be thinking of that
When November rolls around
When your vote doesn’t get counted
And your polling place is shut down
And I look to 2020
And I wonder if Don loses
And I see him not accepting that
He just flat out refuses
What will I be doing then
Where will I be
Singing songs on my couch
Or out in the streets"
In the country of Qatar,"You can’t be who you are
Without the threat of violence and death
But Alex Scott took a shot
When the Welsh and English got scared
And would not
When you feel the walls close in
And all your dreams are tense
That’s when it’s time again to find a friend
And offer recompense
There’s a vague kinda tweet
That really makes me
Want to scream into the void
The question SHOULD be more harm or good
But now I’m just annoyed
Oil and skin
Spit and drool are in
Your pillow cases all the time
But when you fetch
brand new fresh
Pillow case that feeling’s divine
In 1872
a dairyman who
Lived upstate New York for sure
He invented creamcheese
And in 1880
He called it Philelphia
In 2007 I joined twitter
Took me better than a few years to learn it
For the last ten years it’s been joy and tears
And it makes me feel sick to see him burn it"
I was wrapped in a nightmare,"When the apocalypse came
And I didn’t know quite where
I was supposed to remain
All my thoughts were broken
Chains on the ground
The supermarket was open
But no food to be found
Oh now I
Tell my story
To anyone
Who will listen to me
I was lost in the forest
Prickers over my hands
My kingdom for a
Cheeseburger and
Something beyond
These walls that contain
The magic that has gone
As I smoke the remains
Oh now I
Tell my story
To anyone
Who will listen to m
I was turned into monsters
That cried out in the night
Living in dumpsters
And learning to fly
High up I saw the
Destruction of
Everything all the
Places I loved
I’M COVERED IN JESUS’ BLOOD"
Sit sit up with all the sit pill,"Come up the hill
You got hour minutes to kill someone
Swallow the hill
When
I got my song everybody can sing along
You can sing something you can sing strong
And when you sing the song just go sa"
meshuggnah,"give me now everything that you got
you are
just a pilot in the dark
late jet lagged
rocky rocky crags
put it in your bag and say good night"
Teetering on the edge of something mysterious Lying,"to all you lied to It's
just a couple of gaskets It's
just a couple of gaskets And
a little bit of a leak bit of
a leak bit of a leak Oh
so unique O
oh oh oh Tell
me when Tell
me when it's going to be done And
I'll come I'll
come running But
I won't be How
you remembered me In
the sun sun sun sun In
I won't be the same Cause
nothing ever is Everything's
broken Everything's
broken Broken
beyond repair Everything's
broken Everything's
broken beyond repair Have
I got your attention or have I just
squandered my life Oh
is that the same thing All
right all right all right all right Hello
faithful song a day viewer I just I'm
announcing a little thing called Jamuary
Jam with an M
You can go to Jamuary
1 and Jamuary
is an invitation to you Many
of you are songwriters in your own right
to undertake the challenge of writing a song
day in January
That's coming up here exactly 10 years ago
on the 1st of January
is when I started doing my song a
day thing So
it seemed like kind of a good time
to just throw out the invitation to other
people to do the same thing for a
month January1
If you decide to do it make sure
to use the hashtag jamuary Jamuary
And that way you know we can keep
track of who's doing it and who's participating
You don't have to share online That's
not a requirement I would say I do
think you should share with somebody that should
To keep you Sort
of keep you honest keep you on track
But so yeah write a song a day
in January
Jam youary hashtag Use
the hashtag Okay
love you guys"
When he’s stacked the courts,"And suspends the constitution
It’s too late for getting out
Too late for revolution
It’s got to happen now
They’re rounding people up
Stripping them of citizenship
You think it couldn’t happen to you
But he doesn’t give a shit
It’s got to happen now
If you ever wondered
What you would do
In Nazi Germany
How far you would go
To protect your friends and family
He’s questioning due process
Inciting violence in the streets
People are feeling freer
To let fly their bigotry
It’s got to happen now
We’re kept toeing the line
Grinding just to make a living
It’s hard to find the time
So much you’re already giving
But it’s got to happen now
If you ever wondered
What you would do
In Nazi Germany
How far you would go
To protect your friends and family
payload.sonar.figs.eyebrow.loop.antimony.count.tribal.traduce.zone"
There are more atoms in,"single glass of water
Than glasses of water
In the oceans of the earth
blue whale’s heart
Is the size of a VW Beetle
And you could swim through its arteries
An adult human has 2 to 9
Pounds of bacteria
In his or her body
Cleopatra lived closer in time
To the first moon landing
Than to the building of the Great Pyramids
54 million people alive right now
Will be dead within 12 months
Fold over a piece of paper
42 times and it will reach the moon
What a mad, mad world
What a wonderfully nutty universe
What a glorious space to dwell
What a blessing and what a curse
Ohhh
Hydrogen is a light, odorless gas, which
Given enough time thinks about itself.
The chances are high that 120 years from now
I will not be thought of daily
Just another person who lived on Earth.
You see your nose at all times
Your brain just chooses to ignore it.
Optimus Prime and Eeyore were the same guy.
Same with Megatron and Scooby Doo
Duck Hunt is two-player
controller in port 2 controls the ducks
Blue whale is more closely related to a cow
Than a cow is to a horse
What a mad, mad world
(It’s a mad world)
What a wonderfully nutty universe
(Crazy)
What a glorious space to dwell
(It’s a mad world)
What a blessing and what a curse
Ohh
The age of the observable universe
Is 13.7 billion years
But it's a sphere with a radius
Of 46.5 billion light years.
Each ejaculation has more sperm
Than there are people in the United States.
One in 5000 babies are born
Without an anus
It's called Imperforate Anus.
The concept of ""reality""
Exists only in our minds"
And I didn’t say a thing I’ve,"known an open internet since I was just
thirteen What
are they gonna do? It’s
not like they can shut off the tubes
Tell me what are they gonna do? Then
they came for the torrent sites But
still I was not moved They
said file sharing is illegal I didn’t believe
them but what could I do? Net
neutrality has nothing to do with me Oh
what are they gonna do? Next
they constricted bandwidth Which
really didn’t seem fair But
I never used that much bandwidth anyways So
why should I care? What
are they gonna do? It’s
not like they can shut off the tubes
Oh what are they gonna do? Next
they came for YouTube
and other video sharing sites The
house of social networking came crashing down over
night Then
you tried to leave It
had nothing to do with me Oh
what are they gonna do? Finally
they came for me and my little old
site I ended up on their secret master
site Though
they never said why And
I looked to the CCC
and the EFF
to help me set things straight But
by then there was no one left By
then it was already too late And
if they do all they want to do
They won’t have to shut off the tubes
They can turn the net into TV
Where they control everything we see That’s
what they want to do x3 But
we shouldn’t let them"
"Well, I could love a man And","right off the bat you’d say “Here’s a
list of things that he can and can’t
do now that I know he’s gay!” But
the things you do not know will make
your head explode Will
plain downright confuse you For
instance, what makes someone gay is just the
same as all that makes you, you What
I’m trying to say here is that Everyone’s
a little bit queer, from the Pope
on down to the homeless beggar By
now it should be pretty clear that everyone’s
a little bit gay I know it can
be hard to swallow Especially
for some that purport to follow Christ,
or Joseph
Smith You
might just look inside your heart one day
and see that I’m
right That
everyone’s a little bit queer From
the president down to the lonely farmer Put
aside all your fear, and listen to what
I have to say Well,
a woman loves another woman And
that seems kind of strange to you But
right then you’re forgetting all the strange things
that you do “But wait a second!” “The
things I do, well, they’re not strange!” That’s
true! Cause
that’s who you are You
say, “I’m not queer, I like football and
beer!” But
to me, that’s a little bizarre But!
Let’s take this one step further, let’s go
behind closed doors Let’s
move into the bedroom, with you and your
lovers! Maybe
you like to have your nipples sucked, or
do it doggystyle Maybe
you like to go down on someone who
hasn’t bathed in a while Maybe
you even like to take it up the
ass sometimes with a dildo or some such
device Maybe
you like public places or masked faces or
role playing as Three
Blind Mice
Well, all of this is okay of course.
No one here will judge you As
long as you’re two or more consenting adults
you can do what you do Everyone’s
a little bit queer From
the Pope
on down to the homeless beggar By
now it should be pretty clear that everyone’s
a little bit gay I know it can
be hard to swallow Especially
for some that purport to follow Christ,
or Joseph
Smith But
you might just look inside your heart one
day and see that I’m
right And
here’s what I think: I think you’re afraid
of a man and a man together You
picture them touching It,
oooh, it just makes you cringe And
from there you draw your conclusions You
dress it up in words of god, but
we all know that god said a lot
of things And
I can’t speak to those, but what I
know is that more love is a good
not a bad thing And
everyone’s a little bit queer From
the president down to the lonely farmer Put
aside all your fear, and listen to what
I have to say I know it can
be hard to swallow Especially
for some that purport to follow Christ,
or Joseph
Smith You
might look inside your heart one day and
see I’m
right And
I hope so"
cry for the moon and for the stars,"for the tunes they sing in bars for
the chance you'll never get cry for the
sun and the atmosphere for the gun in
the world's ear for the dance with your
little pet cry if it's the last thing
that you do from here to Malibu
let the dripping keep your time i know
that it's hard to let go of the
past and to keep the demons at bay
so go walk soft even if you're going
last you will be first someday cry in
the morning in the night when it's almost
but not quite the worst you've ever seen
and cry for the ringing of the bells
for the space between your cells where ganglia
dream cry when you like it when you
don’t when you can’t change but you won’t
cry cry cry cry"
All my friends don't know what they're doing,"Even the ones who've been successful If
you have a hero look again you have
diminished yourself in some way I always thought
that I would know what I was doing
by now But
I'm just as confused as I ever was
I don't think this feeling ever goes away
I'm not sure it'd be a good thing
if it does Oh
if it does All
my friends are feeling the same way All
my friends spend their days in a weird
cage I can only do all that I
can I don't have time I can't do
more I always thought that I would know
what I was doing by now But
I'm still just as confused as I ever
was I guess this feeling doesn't ever go
away I'm
not sure Be
a good thing if it does"
it’s late,"i’m tired
and hungry
let’s eat
i can’t
do this
i’m dead
on my feet
this here
is all
i have
time for
see you
tomorrow
when i’ll
do more"
She’s sitting next to me,"She’s smiling
She’s waving both her hands
All the whiling
Kicking with her legs
Reaching with her arms
Making little sounds
She knows who I are
She smiles when she sees my face
It’s built in somewhere deep inside her brain
She sticks out her tongue
I stick mine out back
The future is uncertain
But right now is per fact"
Is it time to go to bed Yeah,"I know I just woke up but I'm
ready to close my eyes Is
it time to go fishing down where the
wells are wishing Is
it time to say goodbye I never dreamed
that I'd
be here I never dream never dare to
dream Is
it time to go to bed yet I
know I just woke up but I'm
so tired Is
it tired Time
to break the stucco on your back Turtles
carrying peaches for the morning Is
it time to break the breakers and take
the day takers Is
it time to go back I never dreamed
I would be here I never dreamed never
dare to dream Is
it time Is
it time to make water into wine Is
it time Is
it time to step on the pedal to
give ourselves a medal all coming in lastly
Is it time to measure your self worth
by something you don't even believe in in
the first place I never dreamed I would
be here Never
dream never dare to dream Is
it time Is
it time to turn the water into time
Is it time Y
Is it time to go to bed Yeah
I know I just woke up but I'm
ready for my rest Is
it time to close my eyes Pretend
the world says goodbye Is
it time to keep my chair It's
rather a dream that I be here I
never dared to drink Is
it time Is
it time to turn the water into wine
Is it time is it time Is
it time"
Maybe you had too much,"Maybe you had too little
Maybe you had some where
Ohhhh, In the middle
But however much you had
You know it’ll be ok
Cuz we’re all gonna go away someday
Maybe you had a big one
Maybe you had a medium
Maybe you got lost
In the rat race and the tedium
I don’t know how much you had
It’s not for me to say
But we’re all gonna go away someday
Maybe you did a lot of things
Maybe you did none of it
Maybe you chased the pain
Maybe you found the fun of it
All the possibilities
Crack and ricochet
We’re all gonna go away someday
Maybe you had some baggage
Maybe you said good riddance
Maybe you found some peace
And maybe you didn’t
Maybe you tried to count
All the variables at play
But we’re all gonna go away someday"
I know,"the skull and cross bones
that was in your heart before
has been exposed
And been deposed
in favor of something more
I will tell you the truth
will tell you the truth
will tell you the truth
And you will believe me you
will believe me you
will believe me ohh
You know
The hole and shovel
In which I buried myself
Has been unearthed
For the first time
I won't pretend i'm something else
I will tell you the truth
will tell you the truth
will tell you the truth
And you will believe me you
will believe me you
will believe me ohh
I will lie
And you will doubt
And the cold winds blow
And knock us down
We know
What's in the shadow
Will never just stay there
In explosions
And demolitions
Controlled or unprepared
I will tell you the truth
will tell you the truth
will tell you the truth
And you will believe me you
will believe me you
will believe me ohh"
I'm aloof from all I admire Caged,"off and alone I have less than I
require To
be a human being My
temperature hangs heavy Balanced
right between The
wisdom of being 30 And
the gut pit fight of feelings I'm
a ghost in your reflection walled off manicured
lawn If
you were to attempt dissection I'd
combust right in your face The
only thing keeps me going That
holds my insides in Is
the piece of me that's glowing You
can hear it over the din The
way she looks at me Why
couldn't she have looked that way before I'm
born and bred in the far backwoods Where
they wear their hearts and pour em out
all over the floor Where
they wear their hearts and pour em out
all over the floor I'm
itching to get going Like
an animal confined I hold me down like
a quicksand There's
no escaping this mind And
I'm stuck the more I struggle And
I'm stuck if I just sit And
I focus on my breathing by my Breathing's
full of it And
I know too much about myself And
so I'm
paralyzed up tight I lie down on the
grass at lunch And
watch the geese in flight Summer's
come and gone now When
anything's possible And
now the season of giving up For
the weak and strange and small The
way she looks at me Why
couldn't she have looked that way before I'm
born and bred in the far backwoods Where
they wear their hears and pour em out
all over the floor Where
they wear their hears and pour em out
all over the floor The
way she looks at me Why
couldn't she have looked that way before I'm
born and bred in the far backwoods Where
they wear their hears and pour em out
all over the floor Where
they wear their hears and pour em out
all over the floor The
way she looks at me Why
couldn't she have looked that way before I'm
born and bred in the far backwoods Where
they wear their hearts and pour em out
all over the floor Where
they wear their hearts Where
they wear their hearts And
por em out over the floor"
Ben,"Ryan
Sixten
Benjamin
Katrina
Crista"
Jupy please please do not come in here,"Especially if you're naked
My 6 year old is coming in here
I have no idea
I don't have the i
Pad
I don't know
Okay 38 when packs to the moon scam
Le
Bron dunk versus
Le
Bron three
Kidding
Cuba marketplace is down
Cuba
Marketplace is down
Freedom oh freedom
It's sunny outside
Freedom oh freedom
Fuck
Dumps
What is a moment
Where does it come from
Non fungible dunks
Waiting for the
Q drop
Beta beta beta beta beta beta beta beta
Marketplace comes but it goes right back down down down down
Goes right back down down down down
Tyler
Hero
Undervalued 7500
L
E2 38
Dapper balance
I need that pack
I found a misprint
Woo
Nothing like the dopamine hit between
Q and finding your place in line
Packs drop 30k place in line 150k
Zion rules
Let me get some packs please
It's sunny outside
Should
I sell my rare pack
You sold the melo
For how much
I ever since stepped over the overloo
Oh no that's wrong
It's a job
It makes you sob like me some
Luca
If you don't have moments wait for the next one
Roham the man
The gift will be worthless
Dapper
Laugh
Dandy team
Hoping for 69 serial moment
Forgetting 69 cute drunk number
Yeah sold the no look
Three
Luca
Bass and
Zion
Bass
Now
I cry myself to sleep at night
You guys are so much more creative than me
What's your serial number girl
Hoping for that 69 serial moment but getting 69000 cue number
Yee haw
Hoping for that 69 serial moment but getting 60000 cue number
Yee haw
A yee haw
Life is
Good by the dips
It's sunny outside
Buckets of tears from my
Le
Bron 23 that
I sold
It's sunny outside
It's sunny outside
It's sunny outside
It's sunny outside
Cloud is everywhere
It's sunny outside
Sunny outside
Sunny outside
It's sunny outside
Waiting for my first pack
Oh okay okay we're ending it
There"
Why'd I get a white one Why'd,"I get a black one Why'd
I get everything i wanted Except
for the only thing that I wanted And
my mom went directly against me She
asked if I wanted the black or white
iPad I said White,
of course, tell me why mine's black I
got everything i wanted Except
a macbook pro I hope my dad didn't
buy the white iPad mini I wanted the
black one, oh Why'd
I get a white one Why'd
I get a black one Why'd
I get everything i wanted Except
for the only thing that I wanted What
the frack kind of world do we live
in I wanted an iPad not a fracking
Kindle I hate my white iPhone I just
wanted to have my black one God
damn tv I don't even watch tv like
really I wanted a fracking iPad but yet
Jennifer gets a new laptop! wtf FRACK
THAT Why'd
I get a white one Why'd
I get a black one Why'd
I get everything i wanted Except
for the only thing that I wanted I
didn't want an iPad mini I just wanted
justin bieber tickets sad face hashtag sad sad
sad sad Seriously
my parents could have gotten me anything else
but they hot me the one thing i
didn't want a iPad pad pad pad I
only got an iPod kinect and xbox 2k13
and some other games this Christmas
THat's all I'm
yelling frack christmas cause I only got 4
gifts under the tree My
dad got me an iPhone WTF
I didn't want an i phone"
We’re only here for one pink minute,"Before we all go away
We can decide what we do with it
And then it’s back to the grand ballet
I could wrestle you in English
I could wrestle you in Japanese
But when all is said and finished
All your muscles with atrophy
One Pink Minute
Is all we got
We’re only here for one pink minute
Just like a bird or an ant
And if you want to go back in time
There’s nothing in all of physics that says that you can’t
Take your brain out of your body
Send you off into space
Maybe someday you’ll land among the stars
And be reanimated by an alien race"
Ren's been friends with this girl since September,"And he's had a crush on her the whole time
He asked her out and she said no
And now he can't help but cry and cry in
Dear Ren
I know how you feel
We've all been there at some point
You want her a little
Then you want her a lot when she rejects you
There's nothing you can do
To make her love you
90 percent of art
Is made about this fact
So I suggest you make some
With this
 heart ache that you are aching
Make a song or painting
Draw a picture make a poem"
Tracy likes stripes and black and white,"She can take it too far but you know that's all right
Casey doesn't mind and Cooper will someday understand
Joy likes to mismatch she's got her big orange cat
She dates the boys but what she'd prefer to that
is riding with mos def on a bike tandem
Tracy stole the truffle salt
I listen to them with my earballs
We're not the cool kids but that don't matter at all
Joy The Baker and Shutterbean
drinking cocktails in the shower and Eating stale peeps
In their Lady Blazers and painting their nails
Being hippies and sharing a salad
Dirty bathroom resturant
red flag bing!
Boozy Suzan rampage
red flag bing!
Siren song garbage disposal
red flag bing!
Mimes
red flag bing! 
i ain't no joe the baker
and that's not a rolling pin
and isn't god's gold just, you know, gold
These hands were made for shucking
I think T-Flo agrees
Never has there been two more
Joy The Baker and Shutterbean
Cutting up underwear to have room to breathe
No presh,Totes., just don't reenact ghost
Hey Joy and Tracy are you guys dancers?
ah, shucks"
There goes my ride,"I guess I’ll take the bus again
If I don’t die
From this poison wine
I’ll say amen
I don’t believe in God today
But I still get sorry and pray
Another door closed in my face
That’s what I get for being chaste
Oh
Here they come
Dressed for battle
And banging their drums
Bum bum bum
Bum bum ba dum
Bum bum bum
Bum bum ba dum
Once I had legs
And they carried me to and fro
That was before
I ignored the rain and snow
So now I’m just relying on kindness
It doesn’t always work, I’ll admit
Astonished by the deaf and the blindness
But I’ll never give up and quit
Oh
Here they come
Dressed for battle
And banging their drums
Bum bum bum
Bum bum ba dum
Bum bum bum
Bum bum ba dum
Torch what remains
Let it burn and the ash will travel
Way out to sea
It’s the proof that you’ve unraveled
I don’t believe in science today
And yet still it’s lighting my way
Another full moon crosses the sky
And somehow this doesn’t apply
Oh
Here they come
Dressed for battle
And banging their drums
Bum bum bum
Bum bum ba dum
Bum bum bum
Bum bum ba dum"
Y O U R,"It's a possessive case of You
Talking about a thing
And who it's belonging to
That's your glass of water
That's your smoothie maker
That's your dirty floor
That's your yellow egg shaker
Y O U ' R E
It's a contraction of You Are
And that's all that it can be
If you can say you are
You can say you're, easy
Just spell it Y O U ' R E
Your with no apostrophe
That's possessive
You're with an apostrophe
That's just you are
Your with no apostrophe
That's possessive
You're with an apostrophe
That's just you are"
Whenever it's the road Nothing,"never could have been more clear oh oh
oh no I went full on this morning
and it's been right My
legs are tight and my tired is smiling
I'm tired and smiling Smiling
Don't you think that you better come inside
When you look in the mirror again Cause
you might see something you're afraid to see
E E
E C
E E
E I've
been picking up songs and songs and songs
I've been making up songs all along all
along almost 5000 days I'll
split my ways between the past and the
future beginning where the only thing that matters
is another one on the board Another
point on the board Another
point on the board Another
point on the board on the board I
went for a run this morning I went
for a run post summer ago this morning
S I don't recognize myself in the mirror
Whenever it's so old love we never could
be clearer Oh
oh oh no I don't know I don't
know oh oh oh Let
me slow down the song oh oh oh
I can figure it out Figure
it out Figure
it figure it figure it out I go
don't it"
This book tried to eat me,"This book tried to kiss me
This book throw itself at my head
And only barely missed me
This book told me a story
It has a mouth and lips and all that
This book jumped on my shoulders
And purred just like a cat
At the hogwarts
Library
At the hogwarts
Library
This book ate my lunch
This book sang an opera
This book burnt itself
On the ornate candelabra
This book sheds it’s pages
This book calls you names
bunch of books are in the rafters
Playing some kind of game
At the hogwarts
Library
At the hogwarts
Library"
He lied about the devil’s triangle,"He lied about what boofing is
He lied about Renata too
He lied about his finances
If he lies about the little things
He’ll lie about the big
And that’s not what
supreme court justice is
He lied about whether he ever blacked out
And the tesitomony of the four witnesses
He lied about whether he thinks
Polygraph tests are accurate
He lied about beach week ralph club
And whether he was of legal drinking age
He lied about their social circles
supreme court justice he should never be made"
Santa is a shark Angels,"never touch me And
winter’s very dark Trees
belong in the forest Elves
don’t exist The
North Pole’s
a barren wasteland And
Frosty is an existentialist But,
Jonathan, yeah Jonathan
What about the time we get to spend
with our families huddled around the fire? You
won’t find me at Christmas
time shopping for some crap I’d
rather take a nap For
my family’s mine at Christmas
time No
I don’t need your stuff I already have
enough I like toys, and shiny new things
Just as much as the next guy But
the joy that tese things bring Is
like a whisp of clouds in the sky
So Christmas
is for pansies Jesus
was a Jew
Reindeer aren’t our slaves And
winter makes me blue Coca
cola is dangerous Pagans
worship the trees Deck
the halls with boughs of crap Santa
collects fees But
Jonathan, yeah Jonathan
You can’t sit there and pretend that you
don’t love this time of year Yeah,
that’s true You
won’t find me at Christmas
time shopping for some crap I’d
rather take a nap For
my family’s mine at Christmas
time No
I don’t need your stuff I already have
enough I already have enough stuff"
How am I supposed to do my song,"if I don't got time to do my
song and I don't got time to do
my song how am I supposed to do
my song if I don't got time to
do my song but don't got time to
do my song I got meetings all day
I got everybody asking me for things Then
my kids come home Then
I didn't even get a chance to sing
no no no how am I supposed to
do my song if I don't got time
to do my song if I don't got
time to do my song how am I
supposed to do my song if I don't
got time to do my song I don't
got no time to do my when am
I supposed to exercise When
am I supposed to eat my lunch or
even do anything When
I gotta go to the doctor I gotta
run errands gotta do the laundry gotta take
out the trash I gotta do everything now
cause I'm
an adult then when I gonna do my
song if I don't got time to do
my song if I don't got time to
do my song how many songs have I
written now about not having enough time to
do my song Oh
no you wanna hear Let's
see the love Funny
when I was just starting song the day
out living in Burkby
California I was 26 years old and nobody
depended on me it was just me I
that I had to worry about but back
then you can find a song where I'm
singing now I don't got enough time cause
I never fel maybe when I'm
an old man I'll
finally have time to do my song When
I'm an old man just sitting alone I'll
have time all the kids will be gone
and I'll
say say something like that's why I say
now now she get real soft now I'm
not supposed to do my song if I
don't got time to do my song I
don't got time to do my song Now
I'm not supposed to do my song if
I don't got time to do my song
Riddle me this my friend riddle me it"
Upstairs,"There in the stone
The new washing machine
My kids are stunning
They're bothering me saying oh
I want something to mean
Oh
I want something to mean
But what the fuck just happened
I don't know
I can't tell explaining
With 65 songs long
Just 30 minutes that you see
It's insane
I don't know how to feel
Feel like trying
I don't know what to do in myself
I've got so much to
I've still got so much to do today
I can't concentrate
I can't even see straight
Cause what the fuck just happen
Behind 65 songs sold out 30 minutes
That's just always crazy
That's just crazy
I can"
I had been a bully once,"11, 12, and 13
Could be so mean
And I so regret it now
I really don’t know how
I fell into
Being such a jerk
To other human beings
Common decency
Was none of my concern
I was so insecure
Made other people hurt
Wish I hadn’t before
I felt so alone
So I acted above
But what I really needed was love
I’ve been bullied once
Cold nights and hot tears
All through teenaged years
I felt different
From a lot of kids
And I couldn’t understand
These things they did
I couldn’t take
The pain they caused
So I left one school
And went to another
I was so insecure
They hurt me in ways
I hadn’t before
I felt so alone
And I couldn’t act tough
All I really needed was love
I guess in the end
All that matters is how
You feel about yourself
You feel about yourself
If you feel bad
You’ll hurt other people
If you feel bad
Then you can be hurt by other people
But it’s you, it’s you, it’s you
You are the only you
No one can tell you what to do
There are people in the world
That care for you
Yeah it’s you, it’s you, it’s you
Speaking directly to you
I’ve been the bully
And I have been bullied
You can doubt me
You don’t have to believe
But it’s you, it’s you, it’s you
You can trust in yourself to break through
You can wish to be loved
Some way, somehow
Or you can just start loving right now"
Bears in the tree Bears,"in the tree Swaying
so gently in the springtime breeze Is
there anywhere you'd rather be Than
a springtime bear in a springtime tree Bears
in a tree Bears
in the tree Is
that you Is
that me Look
at those bears way up there have you
ever seen such a springtime bear Mama
sleeping down below Winter
time is gone you know Bears
in the tree Bears
in the tree Is
that one you Is
that one me Springtime
is gone right now Summer's
moving into shine Wintertime
is just a dream when you are two
bears swinging in the tree Bears
in the tree Two
bears in a tree Is
that one you Is
that one me Bears
in the tree Bears
in the tree Swing
it so gently in the springtime breeze Is
there anywhere you'd rather be Than
Springtime bears in a springtime tree Two
bears in a tree Two
bears in a tree Is
that one you Is
that one me And
do you think we could hang out and
just see what it's all about When
you gonna go outside Have
you ever seen such a sight Way
up high Way
up high Two
bears up there singing their sky Bears
in a tree Two
bears in a tree Is
that one you Is
that one me When
are they gonna come on down Maybe
when Mama
gives a shout maybe when the birds come
say that's my tree Bear
look out now Bears
in a tree Bears
in a tree Is
that one you Is
that one me Bears
in a tree Bears
in a tree Is
there ever such a sight that you did
see if I didn't know better I'd
say that those bears have a hell of
a day Just
hanging out and thinking about stuff Stealing
picnics oh that's enough Bears
in a tree Bears
in a tree that one looks like you
that one looks like me Bears
in a tree Bears
in a tree Bears
in a tree tree tree Bears
in a tree tree tree Bears
in a tree tree tree Bears
in a tree tree tree Bears
in a tree tree tree Bears
in a tree tree tree Bears
in a tree tree tree Bears
in a tree tree tree Bears
in a tree tree tree Bears
in a tree tree tree Bears
in a tree tree He
Bears in a tree"
It’s a good life if you can grab it,"It’s a good time made of all your bad habits
It’s faster than a tidal wave
And slower than the moon
I’m sorry for all my bumblings
I’m torn up by all my little grumblings
Focused on the future
That became the past too soon
I don’t give an inch
Even when I’m in a pinch
I don’t give a damn
Even when I’m in a jam
I just keep going
I will tell you with laughter that
I will swing down in the aftermath
I’ll ask how you’re doing
And I’ll lend you a hand
It’s a good life made up of moments
That can leave you empty feeling soulless
In ways you won’t ever
Start to understand
I don’t give an inch
Even when I’m in a pinch
I don’t give a damn
Even when I’m in a jam
I don’t disagree
When you feel sick of me
I don’t always feel great
But i don’t want to overstate"
Existential dread,"Today From the fed
Not sure what this madness is
All these blacklisted addresses
I don’t know
What the answer is
But I’m just a force
Of nature
Toe toe toe toe tornado
I’m just a tornado of cash
Some illegal money runs through me
But what about privacy
And the freedom to transact
What if the cops
Come uniswaps?
Or if somehow
They come for songadao"
Listen to your gut,"You got to do it on a whim
Don't listen to your brain
No don't listen to him
Listen to your nose
Follow it in the wind
Cause your nose it knows how to follow a whim
You've got to follow it wherever it goes
Got to follow it
You follow your nose and listen to your gut
To your gut now
To your gut now
Listen to your gut
Always listen to it now
Cause your gut is a whim machine
Whim whim whim
Wh
I m
Just do whatever and see what happens
Oh yeah"
Beautiful Soup,"BEAUTIFUL Soup, so rich and green,
Waiting in a hot tureen!
Who for such dainties would not stoop?
Soup of the evening, beautiful Soup!
Soup of the evening, beautiful Soup!
Beau--ootiful Soo-oop!
Beau--ootiful Soo-oop!
Soo--oop of the e--e--evening,
Beautiful, beautiful Soup!
Beautiful Soup! Who cares for fish,
Game, or any other dish?
Who would not give all else for two
Pennyworth only of Beautiful Soup?
Pennyworth only of beautiful Soup?
Beau--ootiful Soo-oop!
Beau--ootiful Soo-oop!
Soo--oop of the e--e--evening,
Beautiful, beauti--FUL SOUP!"
I've been writing poetry when,"I should be writing prose
Oh
I wake up in the morning
I'm not wearing any clothes
I got a better idea
Why don't we just break down
Think about it
Oh we could ignore it
That's what rich people do
Rich people
I've been drinking tea
I don't drink coffee
No
I don't at all
I've been saying these old words
I just start staring at the wal
I got a better idea
Why don't we think about it for a while and do nothing
Because that my friend is what rich will do
Living or living for the pleasure of it
Living
All living
Just to feel the feel
Feel with another
Don't stick your neck out
Don't even try to feel what they are giving back to you
Cause then you'll end up in a pile of leaves
Coming
I've been spinning fidgets
I've been slinging trunks all day long
I've been opening gullets
I've been going in trunks dunks alone
Don't you see that
I'm just like you
I got something old to h
In my life of leisure
I find myself swallowing"
Your face is a biscuit,"And butter is your skin
It’s melting off
As you fall asleep in
In the bathtub
In the bathtub
Someone gently touches your hand
You open your eyes and it’s the man
From the podcast
From the podcast
Can you picture biscuits
Animals in heat
The soldiers and the misfits
Making eyes across the deep
The mystery president
Collects her thoughts
Piles them up
Into an old wooden box
And burns it
She just lights it on fire
The mystery biscuit
With a handsome face
Sends a message
Out into space
Can you hear it
It sounds like this"
I’m blue daba dee daba die,"I’m blue as the clear blue sky
I’m blue like a meanie mean mean
I’m blue not purple or green
I’m blue!
I’m blue daba dee daba die
I’m blue, don’t ask me why
I’m blue, like a great big whale
I’m blue, like the ocean sail
I’m blue
I’m blue like a bird blue jay
robin’s egg coming out to play
I’m blue like a crabby crab crab
I am blue like mold in a lab
I’m blue!
I am a blue opal
I am a blue waterfall
I’m Uranus and Neptune
I am a sad blue moon"
I am meat that thinks,"I sleep for hours and then need to drink
Water that came from underground
I am meat that pays
The guitar and banjo, piano and bass
Singing flapping meat around
Don’t ask me how
I came to be
At some point
I was
zygote
zygote
At some point
I am meat that breathes
Puts hands together and gets on knees
Trying to talk to God
I am meat that struts
Down the Blvd looking for love
feeling that’s so odd
Don’t ask me how
I came to be
At some point
I was
zygote
zygote
At some point"
I didn’t know where to go I didn’t,"know what to look at I wanted to
start a blog But
all that writing was intimidating And
to make it look cool I had to
know all kinds of code Tumble
up! Tumble
down! Tumble
all the way around Tumble
like you’ve never tumbled before Tumble
‘til you’re sore and then tumble some more
Post a link Post
a song Post
your chats all day long Post
a video Feel
your heart go rumble Your
heart will double rumble every time you tumble
Tumblr x8"
Sleepin' in the field of dandelions,"Everybody's movin' to the rhythm 
Of the sunlight, of the wind 
Of the wind, of the wind"
The good ship democrat has made port,"After a brief but tumultuous voyage
The old yet seaworthy vessel
Has docked at port Biden
It’s not the most up to date
The facilities are antique
But it seems moderately safe
service of thanksgiving is under way"
My head feels like it's full of cement,"Gotta write the songs that pay the rent
When sick time comes wonder where healthy time went
I write these sick sick songs
do i get sick a lot well i guess i do
it's go go go go until it's flu flu flu
and then it's stop stop stop and achoo achoo achoo
i write these sick sick songs
these sick songs
are never very long
but i know you understand
cause i'm a sick sick man
these sick songs
i'm never feeling strong
but i know you get the reason
it's the sick sick season"
Whens the future gonna be here,"Are we living in it right now
I'm waiting for the singularity
To suck me up and spit me out
Whens the future gonna be here
I wanna live on mars
I wanna know whats in a black hole
wanna goddamn flying car
where is the future
it's right here
where is the future
it's right here
when's the future gonna be here
when the robots do our work
and then they kill all of us
because we treated them like jerks
when's the future gonna be here
with apocalypse and doom
until the future comes i'm done done
gonna sit here in my room
where is the future
it's right here
where is the future
it's right here"
Can’t escape I’m underneath the water,"I’m cold and the world’s getting hotter
I play guitar but I don’t know karate
I shot a gun once and I got a bullseye
Wrote a book and I’ll let you read it
My demons need to be defeated
Torture like some medieval
Town where they burn women
Saw a car run into a lamppost
Saw a kid sitting on the side walk
Saw the snow falling gently outside
You’re not a skeptic you’re part of
The ruling class going harder
Holding on for dear life with all the
Cracks that have started to appear
Right symptom wrong diagnosis
Nothing can be fixed with explosives
More music and more dancing
More down here and less fancy
Saw my friend slipping into his driveway
Saw two lines of people at the airport
Saw guns bigger than in Texas, over there"
then you posted about it,"you thought somehow that meant you won
then it was reinstated
if this were star wars you'd be the death star
if it were lord of the rings you live in modor
if this were the smurfs you'd be gargamel
if this were harry potter you'd be voldermort
you can mess around with my website name
it's rock cookie bottom bitch
what does MG stand for anyway?
Or is it just your sissy pen name"
"Three AM, lights off","Back and forth
Waiting for your call
Wondering how it came to be
That I want you and need you
That I love you and I see you
Across time and space I see clearly
With a smiling face and tired eyes
Upside down, you in my life
Lively in my world
You and I
You and I
My love, you and I
Three AM, computer on
Back and forth
Waiting for your call
Wondering how it came to be
I hear you say, “Dying inside.”
You want me, but you’re gone tonight
You say we’re done, I gotta set you free
You disconnect, I curse the sky
I’ve lost you but I’ve made up my mind
I cry into the night you must hold on
You and I
You and I
My love, you and I
I know your fears
I know your nightmares
I know you cry
All night
You and I
We’ll make it through
Every thing
Will be all right
Three AM, here we are
Sitting still
As night falls
Wondering how it came to be
Please don’t cover up your scars
I love you exactly as you are
Till the end of time, It’s you and me
When you smile
Take my hand
We wander through the shifting sands
The only thing I know for sure"
The square of the hypotenuse in a right,"triangle Is
equal to the sum of the squares of
the two other sides The
square of the hypotenuse in a right triangle
Is equal to the sum of the squares
of the two other sides a squared plus
b squared equals c squared the hypotenuse is
the long side in a right triangle Let's
call that one C.
The other two sides, it doesn't matter which
you call which, we'll make our A
and B.
A squared plus B
squared equals C
squared. It's
the Pythagorean
theorem. Pythagoras
figured this out over 2,000 years ago. Listen
closely, you can hear them. A
squared plus B
squared equals C
squared. A
squared plus B
squared equals C
squared."
So so so so a capa,"Jason, Sam, Camille, Proof
Lexi, Michael, Ruben, Ruthie
Maria, Macenzie, Grace, Joanna
Laila, Barbara, Belle, Aruna
Blanca, Jonas, Nicole, Jed
Turquoise, Lily, Khaya and Ben
Rebecca, Lucciana
Thanks for letting me hang with you
I learned a lot, I hope you did too
Please promise me
You will keep writing songs
Every single one of you
I want to sing along
You don’t gotta be
Famous or nothin’
But you all got something going on
That makes my heart go
So so so so a capa
I hope you have a good summer
And your song writing is on fire
If you wanna stay in touch I am easy to find
Right here on the internet until the end of time"
Down in the mud in the dust in,"the dirt Where
the most innocent are sure to get hurt
That’s where I want to be where I
want to spend my time In
the shadow of the temple of bombs from
the sky I’m
home You
know My
heart Won’t
fit But
we Make
do Until
We’re hit Why
do the worst of the worst get by
While the first and the innocent all must
die Craters
in the street and all the olive trees
Placing curses on the land sending notes upon
the breeze"
we tend our garden with the utmost care,"but we don't mind if you sit a while
come sit in our weird garden
we're bad at sports but we love to dance
come dance with us in our weird garden
come dance
come dance
move your body
if you can't sing
just make some sound
if you don't feel like dancing
but it's not all wine and roses
your hearts unraveled
and your insides exposed and
oh your head will explode
but don't worry cause we'll make you a new one
you can search for a solution
but it was there all along
in our weird garden
you make the rules"
Debbie Charter,"is a mother of 2 Nina
and Jason
She's raised 5 of her 6 grandchildren She
married the love her life His
name is Mel
They've been together Since
high school She
lives near the Racquette
River in a house passed down from her
grandparents 5 generations in that house Love
chaos understanding and it's also haunted by the
ghost of a bride in her wedding gown
Debbie is shorter than Jess
And jess is 5 foot 2 She
has a soft and gentle way about her
She'll never raise her voice at you She
has a laugh like bells And
she laughs often Especially
in times of difficulty Especially
in times of difficulty She's
always on the move With
relentless determination She
will always lend a helping hand And
always withholds judgment She
was a refuge for Jess
back in the day She
always opened up her home when Jess
needed a place to stay"
Everything is great,"Everything is fine
The feeling in your stomach
Don’t pay it any mind
We are gonna make it
Make it oh we will
Either with the sunshine
Or the blood that spills
Everything is great
Never better than right now
Life is kitten rainbow
And silver lining clouds
Never need to worry
Cuz it’ll all work out
Just ignore the trucks
On the edge of town
Just ignore the strong wind
And the fact that you
Can’t find what you’re looking for
At the supermarket food
In all the signals
There’s more than noise
But stay positive
For all the girls and boys
Everything is great
Everything is good
Houses made of brick
Houses made of wood
Just ignore the big bad
And the rising tide
Everything is great
Everything is fine r"
You are more than your constituent parts,"When one year is over another one starts
You won't run out of chances to refill your hearts
So just keep swinging that sword
Turn off all the lights and sing to the dark
Get down on your hands and knees and bark
Draw all over your walls with a magic marker
Just don't let yourself get bored
The magnetic fields that protect you
Won’t work forever
Someday the cosmic rays
Will burn you to a crisp
But for now
You are a human being
Hurtling through space
Going into 2015
Maybe everything went just as you planned
Maybe you got sucked under into the quicksand
Maybe you final took your stand
Against the people doing you wrong
Maybe you did your best but it all went to shit
Maybe you’re not quite through the thick of it
Maybe you have remorse, maybe you got regrets
But you know it won’t be long
Before you hear that knock knock
On your door
And you’ll be sailing out for that
Distant shore
But for now
You are a human being
Hurtling through space
Going into 2015
New Years Eve and my son is sick
The worry hangs over me and mama so thick
It’ll be a long night as the time tick tick ticks
We won’t be watching the ball
Take every chance man I know you got guts
We’ve all got high points and we’ve all got ruts
Out in the street they are all going nuts
The snow’s just beginning to fall
Close your eyes and I hope you dream
Of the year that will come
Whatever you need
I hope you get some"
Monsters ,"Rising up
To the sky
Like they're trying to escape
Do they know I'm here
I am Fall
What's your name?"
The air is so much cleaner,"The grass is so much greener
The people much less meaner
On Bicycle Boulevard
The street is much less scary
The bikes are way less wary
The people are more hairy
On Bicycle Boulevard
I wanna be where the bikes roam free
I wanna reside where the folks are always riding
So unencumbered
When the cars are outnumbered
On Bicycle Boulevard
The lungs are always stronger
The days are always longer
The ping is so much ponger
On Bicycle Boulevard
The weather’s always better
You never need a sweater
You can always go and get her
On Bicycle Boulevard
I wanna be where the bikes roam free
I wanna reside where the folks are always riding
So unencumbered
When the cars are outnumbered
On Bicycle Boulevard
Can’t you hear those bike bells ringing?
Can’t you hear those breaks a squealing?
Can’t you hear those voices singing for you?
On Bicycle Boulevard
The faces are so happy
Commute is so more snappy
100 times less crappy
On Bicycle Boulevard
You’ll feel like a winner
pro or a beginner
And you just might get thinner
On Bicycle Boulevard
I wanna be where the bikes roam free
I wanna reside where the folks are always riding
So unencumbered
When the cars are outnumbered
On Bicycle Boulevard"
Now,"I'm home
Did you miss me
Now
I'm home
Won't you kiss me
De
Niro's been banned from
Twitter and the
GOP's on fire now
I'm home
Now
I'm home
I got a lot to do
I got a lot to do
I got a lot to do
I got a lot to do
I gotta do you too
Ooh ooh ooh ooh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Now
I'm home
Did you miss me
Now
I'm home
Won't you kiss me
Everything is all messed up in the world
But
I've got you
I got love oh oh oh oh oh oh"
Cold will come down from the North,"Taking all the things you’ve known
Everything is touched with the ashen coat
Reptile brain adrenaline
Extends a hand to take you in
Foolish ones believe they can handle it"
I had myself just a little bit of,"time So
I opened her window and down down I
climbed Oh
I had no plan the night was cool
and spooky I listened to my heart beat
to see which way it moved me The
moon threw shadows where the light should be
And from those shadows out came future me
Well met said I shut up now said
he If
you want to live you’ve got to follow
me Took
me to an office park where the crossroads
meet He
disarmed the security guard and tied her to
a tree He
had a key card that opened big glass
doors On
the elevator he hit the button for the
lowest floor Descending
for what felt like 15 minutes at least
The doors opened on a cavernous hall this
is it said future me What
is it I asked you’ll see said he
And he pushed me out took the elevator
Nearly knocked me off my feet The
only light was red and strange From
a giant hole in the floor I got
a few feet from the edge But
dared not get closer voice rose from the
deep “Who do you think you are?” I
said I’ve
been trying To
figure that out for a while The
voice said why and I said why what
Why don’t you know who you think you
are And
I said I guess it’s because Any
time I concentrate And
try to figure it out It
feels like there’s a weight On
my chest the size of a house Out
of the great hole came two shining eyes
Heavier than mountains and darker than the darkest
night I tried to look away but the
force was just too great I felt gentle
hands lifting me out of the cave Time
stretched and space bent and suddenly out I
came The
cool and spooky night all around me once
again I looked into the distance felt a
feeling grow I saw past me and he
was crawling out the window"
Put my hands,"in the fire
Put my feet
In the sky
Throw all of your convenience
To where it has no other meaning
Where you hit a single button
And you make it rain
Tired of satisfaction
Hoist that rag and praise it
Love and this existence
Full of pain
Put that thermometer
Under my tongue
Kill my fever
With a cold, cold bath
Bash your heads together
You've wanted it forever
And your chest and your bodies
Coalesce
When your teeth fall out
And a warm light fills your mouth
Overwhelming minisculity
The only thing that you have left
Put that look
Away, far away
Save it for the day
That may never come
Breath turns into vapor
Your hat's made out of paper
No one understands you
But you're fine
Floors dark and creaking
crude attempt at speaking
You look so beautiful
And you're mine"
SuperPhiz had a hacky sack,"Of sacks he didn’t want
He sacked it straight to Robert
And said don’t let that drop
Robert kicked to Connor
Connor kneed to Meta Dreamer
Dreamer kicked to Yalor
Who kicked to Kevin with such power
Kevin sacked to Shreyas
Shreyas passed to Andy now
Andy sent to Lefteris
Who kicked to mike, kerPOW
Don’t know why
This is fun
Hacky sack
On ethereum
Mike sent to WalletConnect
Who sent it Izzy’s way
Iz kick back to Yalor
Who said Akita your turn to play
Akita barked at Austin
Who sent it straight to me
I kicked to one of many matts
He was anxious and jittery
ppl pleaser saved him
She sent straight to her Dao
They kicked it to fingerprints
Who kicked it to flamingo now"
Every couple of years they try to destroy the Internet,"Hollywood and the recording industry
They want to make their customers into criminals
To make streaming unauthorized music into a felony
Rather than change and grow with the times, they'd rather censor you
All in the name of justice
Cranky old men who barely use email being led by lobbyists
Into thinking that what their doing is protecting artists
hey all my friends in congress
i never ask for much
and you never listen anyway when i do
but this one effects me directly
i live on the internet
please consider me and my comrades
when you're thinking this one through
cause what you're really doing is meddling with a vital medium
that creates jobs and helps bring down tyranny
with one copyright claim a hollywood studio could shut down everything
tumblr and youtube and twitter all just vanishing
under these bills we'd give hollywood death star powers
just point em at a site and the site goes boom
and frankly i don't trust all those large corporations
or you, the government, to not screw us all over
hey all my friends in congress
i never ask for much
and you never listen anyway when i do
but this one effects me directly
i live on the internet
please consider me and my comrades
when you're thinking this one through"
i need a break,"give me time to think and a solitary place
the lines are getting longer
it's clear i don't belong
you're the empire state
and i'm king kong
take me i'm yours tonight
i won't say a word won't put up a fight
just let me melt into the dark
bury me naked in the yard
this town ain't big enough
this town ain't strong enough
this town ain't hard enough
but i can't break free
in the morning i am all ablaze
with hot ideas and cold x rays
in the night i'm a floppy mess
i'm the beating heart that's in my chest
just leave me all alone
there's misconceptions i have to own
look away before i turn to salt
i won't be anybody's fault
this town ain't big enough
this town ain't strong enough
this town ain't hard enough
but i can't break free
everybody thinks that they know it all
from the golden gate to the great china wall
i know enough to know i don't
the rain falls and the thunder groans
i'm just an insect who
fell in love with you
warm nights and a glowing face
and running out of space
action's worth a million words
words are air until something occurs
when i look up too the sky
i watch the days go flying by"
Jupiter jumping on the rocks,"Jupiter jumping on the rocks
Jupiter jumping on the rocks
Jupiter jumping on the rocks
Jupiter jumping on the rocks
Jupiter jumping on the rocks
Jupiter jumping on the rocks
Jumping
He's really jumping
Jupiter jumping on the rocks
Jumping
He's really jumping"
Everybody knows how to get by,"Everybody knows what they're doing
When they look just like a butterfly in the sky
Where they were fluent
Don't put yourself down
Don't let it get to you
I'm here for you today
Everybody's going for right now
On this place called
Earth
And everybody knows just what that is really worth
It's so easy to put yourself in somebody else's shoe
But you don't know do that enough do you
Everybody looking for an answer
But maybe there is none
Everybody thinks that they are somehow the only one
Who puts themselves down
Who puts themselves last
Don't put yourself down
You don't got to move fast and great things
To be worthy
To be worthy
To be worthy
To be worthy
Squeak squeak squeaky squeak squeak squeak"
Trick a little gecko into telling you the news,"And the little gecko will run over your shoes
Everybody's fighting for a little slice a pie
But all that the gecko does is run and hide
Oh little gecko, little gecko wha oh x3
Hug a little gecko and take it for a walk
But all that the gecko does is croak and talk
One or two or three or five four or more
On the walls, ceiling all over the floor
Bring a little gecko back to the main
Watch him struggle and watch him strain
Never was a gecko so thoroughly confused
So this little gecko runs all over your shoes"
My wife said you know what’d be funny,"You could make a meme coin
You could n  ame it after this carseat
It’s Solana 2, you get it right
Cuz the carseat’s called Solana 2
And Solana is where the memecoins are
I said honey that’s pretty funny
She wouldn’t let it go now here we are"
Bodies are confusing,"They are fragile and built to break
Sometimes they come with extra parts
By some joke or by mistake
And when you're finally old enough
To get the most outta what you got
There's so much guilt and shame
Built up that your self worth is shot
Lift that veil
Let your mustache free
You don't have to exist within
That old dichotomy
Wear that dress
And look good doing it
Let that corset hug you
And don't let anyone ruin it
Rose Old Rose
Lord and master of Love Hall
He who strikes a beautiful pose
And then crushes the cricket ball
She who pilgrimaged alone
to Salmacis Fountain
Where she stared her body down
And was reborn upon the mountain
Abandoned on a trash heap
And a savoir so bizarre
Parents who gave you everything
But the truth of what you are
lifetime of denial
And something finally clicks
You are strong and versatile
And if you're not broke don't fix
Let them star e
Let them be obscene
Let yourself be who you are
You're twice the human being
Let them call you names like
Lady Skimmington
Let them try
To make you just like them
 Rose Old Rose
Lord and master of Love Hall
He who curtsies, bows and poses
And then crushes the cricket ball
She who pilgrimaged alone
to Salmacis Fountain
Where she stared her body down
And was reborn upon the mountain
murderer and a dogboy
siren and a priest
Your family got the best of you
But then woke your sleeping beast
 Ain't it just like a family
To try to keep you from what is yours
Ain't it just like a family
To help you fight all of your wars
Cross your family's line
Show them who is boss
Show them you don't have to choose
Random ass coin toss
Lift that veil
Let your mustache shine
The face that launched 1000 songs
face of your own design"
He did not have sex with that couch,"All alone in his house
He most certainly was not aroused
By that big, fluffy, gorgeous couch
He did not have sex
He did not have sex with that couch
Chesterfield or a Chaise lounge
Settee or a rollout couch
tuxedo or a serpentine
good lookin’  midcentury
Sectional, Lawson, Daybed, Futon
Camelback, Loveseat, Divan, Mah Jong
Gettin it on with an English roll arm
Oh no but
He did not have sex with that couch!
Camaleonda
Serpentine
Tuxedo"
If you’re you living,"By the book
Then you may not have looked that close
At the darkness
At the edge
Buried beneath the bridge like a ghost
You can’t deny it
The harder you fight it
The more it takes control
If you embrace it
Own up and face it
Integrate into your soul"
There is nothing you can fix with duct,"tape Just
rip off a little piece and you will
escape certain doom Certain
doom There
is nothing you can't fix with a little
I was making a pie just for you
I bought the crust at Trader
Joe's and I put it into the oven
the oven I'm
not very good at the piano I'm
not very good I don't know why I
insist that playing the piano and I really
should play the guitar See
I didn't mean to hit the G
note and I don't know what notes I'm
hitting It's
not sex second nature to be me I've
been improvising songs when I used to would
write them I'm
pretty sure I've
talked about this before but it's just a
big changing because I don't feel like writing
them today at all and the window is
open so you hear the cars go by
and you listening to my song I gotta
ask why"
We’ve come a long way,"The path has never been straight
Nothing’s ever black and white
And still we try to make things right
L M N O P
All of this was only leading me
At the end of a Golden Road
We don’t think of ourselves as heroes
Now that we can finally rest
We put our theories to the test"
"Pig, Pig","Piggy pig pig pig pig
Gaston and Penelope
They’re just a couple of pigs
They live in Jersey City
And that’s where we live
They hang out together
Two pigs not very big
Gaston and Penelope
They’re just a couple of pigs"
Time sit,"Solider on the battle field
Look into the darkness
Come away with nothing
See the point of someday
Some of it is actual
Actually it’s nothing
And you feel it out
Plunk down
Piston on a roller wheel
Cop a golden flower
Flowing in the mountain
Mount another stallion
Buck the trendy system
Singing all the time
Singing all the time
Singing all the time
All about 45
I don’t want to die
Singing all the time
Latch key
Unlocking the mystery
Realizing something
Going back to nothing
Thinking it’s a good thing
Not really sure of anything
Anything at all
Muzzle me
To stop me from singing
Take away my larynx
Instead put a candle
Where my throat was yesterday
Day by day the wax wanes
And some day I’ll die"
Daisy can double jump Daisy,"can double jump In
Mario run In
Mario run okay your turn What
do you want to say Get
around Daisy
can double jump Daisy
can double jump and bar Mario
run and Mario
collects coins Rainbow
coins Mario
collects coins Rainbow
coins That's
not kind I don't wanna make a sun
today I don't want to make up a
sun today I don't want to make up
a song today no no no you can't
make me Jupiter
Jupiter Man
I ain't going to work on Maggie's
farm no more I ain't going to work
on Maggie's
farm Jupy's
moving the cone all around and so you're
seeing all kinds of stuff Yeah
Now you're sure the covers oh that's right
What are you doing to be oh now
it's time to go to bed oh now
it's time to rest your sleepy hair yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
it's time to go to bed oh now
it's time to go to sleep oh now
it's time to not make a little peep
oh yeah oh yeah now is time But
I don't want to go to bed Papa
you can't you be not that my way
no you netta my way I don't know
what that is What
is that My
way I don't know what you're saying Lil
Nether is my way Nether
is my way yeah Can
you actually sing that Nether
is my way Nether
is my way Nether
is my way One
wooden plank make a button Nether
is my way Nether's
my way One
wooden plank makes a button Nether
is my way Nether
is my way One
wooden plank makes a button Switches
do stuff Switches
do stuff Nether
is my way One
wooden plank makes a button Switches
do stuff Nether
is my way One
wooden plank makes a button Makes
a button Makes
a button Button
button Another
sword when you does 8 damage another sword
does 8 damage another sword does 8 Damage
nether is my way One
plank makes a button and nether is my
way Is
my way what about the switch 11 wooden
plank switches do stuff Buttons
wooden planks Switches
do stuff Nether
do stuff Button
do stuff Button
do stuff Button
do stu Buttons
do stuff Button
do stuff Buttons
do stuff Buttons
do stuff Buttons
do stuff Buttons
do stuff Never
do stuff Buttons
do stuff never is my way Buttons
buttons do stuff Nether
is my way One
wooden pink make a button One
wooden plank makes a button One
wooden plank make a button one wooden plank
makes a button What's
that"
Thunder thunder thunder here it comes,"Shakes you in your gut and in your bones
Thunder Thunder Thunder stand aside
Thor’s mad about something tonight
Hear that rain a falling
Falling on the roof
Sounds like little rivers
Sounds like in the womb
Rain rain rain
It’s my favorite thing
Then the sun comes out
And I begin to sing
Holding up my hands
Waiting for the strike
Riding around this old town
On a metal bike
Better now get inside
Before I get hit
Thor will slap me hard
And that will just be it"
Have you heard this joke? It's funny (ha ha ha),"About a system out of whack
How the banks all took our money
And now we're trying to get it back
Trying to get it back
But the banks all drag their heels
Just like we knew they would
It's time that we got real
It's time for Robin Hood
It's time for Robin Hood
Ride Robin ride
It's the Robin Hood tax
Do the Robin Hood dance
It's the Robin Hood tax
Also known as the Financial Transaction Tax
It's the Robin Hood tax
Some people call it FTT for short
“But Jonathan, what is exactly is the Robin Hood Tax?”
“Well, I’ll tell ya!”
All over the world
Hundreds of thousands of times a day
Financial assets are traded
The Robin Hood tax, taxes these trades
Like stocks, bonds and foreign exchange
Traded both physically and as derivatives
Options, forwards, futures and swaps
We're talking speculative banking
So it won't affect you or me
The rate of the tax would be
Between .5% and .005%
And implemented globally
Would raise 400 billion every year
It's the Robin Hood tax
Do the Robin Hood dance
Make the Robin Hood face
Yeah
It's the Robin Hood tax
Do the Robin Hood dance
Make the Robin Hood face
Yeah
It's the Robin Hood tax
Do the Robin Hood dance
Make the Robin Hood face
Yeah
It's the Robin Hood tax
Do the Robin Hood dance
Make the Robin Hood face
Yeah
Yeah
Yeahhhh"
Sa it's raining,"Just restart
Can you just restart
Can you just restart
Can you just restart
Can you just restart
Can you just restart
Can you just restart
Can you just restart
Can you just restart
Can you just restart
Can you just restart
Can you just restart
Can you restart
Can you restart
Can you restart
Can you restart
Can you restart
Can you restart
Can you restart
Can you restart
Can you rest
Restart
Can you restart
Can you restart
Can you restart
Can you restart
Can you restart
Can you restart
Can you restart
Can you restart
Can you restart
Can you restart
Can you just restart
Can you just restart
Can you just restart
Can you just restart
Can you just restart
Can you just restore
Can you just restore
Can you just restart
Can you just restore
Can"
I know that papa beat the dark lord down,"I know that Voldemort was scary and proud
I wonder what papa’s secret could be
""Well,"" papa said, “Albus listen to me!”
He said
It’s love, yes it’s love
That’s what he said
It’s love, yes it’s love
That’s the magic
It’s love, yes it’s love
Love is the most powerful
I said to mama, “That can’t be enough!
Did papa beat Riddle with the power of love?”
“Yes, sweet boy, it’s totally true:
Love can do things no other magic can do!”
She said
It’s love, yes it’s love
That’s what she said
It’s love, yes it’s love
That’s the magic
It’s love, yes it’s love
Love is the most powerful
Uncle Ron and Hermione
They both said the same thing to me
And Dumbledore came in a dream
And said, ""Love is the most powerful thing!""
James is my brother and we fight a lot
Stupify expelliarmus that's all I got
But late at night when everyone’s asleep
We got the cloak invisibility
Because
It’s love, yes it’s love
We're a family
It’s love, yes it’s love
That’s the magic
It’s love, yes it’s love
Love is the most powerful"
Too early too early We've,"been waking up too early too early and
so I don't know how to stay awake
so I go Too
early too early We've
been going to bed too late I am
so so tired that I don't think I
will surv if I go Whoa
O Downtown
Downtown Too
early Downtown
Too early too early too early we're waking
up too early for life for life for
life for life Too
early"
We fought an alien,"from the movie alien
We fought the ghost of Hitler
But he looked like Robin Williams
We barricaded the doors
Got out these big ol guns
It was like an action movie
The brain’s work is never done
(Why do humans dream?)
When the moon’s behind the sun
The brain’s work is never done
When ideas you’ve got none
The brains work is never done
We fought a drag queen
Who was 20 feet tall
We fought an alligator
who walked on two legs
And a tiny snek
That came out of an egg
I thought it bit me
But there was no blood"
"You take the red one, I’ll take the toboggan","This hill is so huge I had almost forgotten
One year older and my snow pants are tight
All my brother and I do is fight
Down the hill
The wind in the trees
My limbs start to freeze
million foot drop
And back to the top
Dodge that bush and look out for that stump
Pack the snow tight and lets make a jump
Faster and faster don’t give it much thought
Did you see how much air Gary just got
Down the hill
The sky is grey
I could do this all day
Keep your hat on your head
Let’s go all on one sled
My lungs are on fire and my boots are soaked
Let’s go home where the fire is stoked
Put on pajamas and play Mario
Slide down the hill killing Goombas as we go
Down the hill
Faster and faster
We barely stave off disaster
million foot drop
And back to the top"
"So simple to play, so difficult to master","Your heart is just like a game of
Tetris So
simple to play, so difficult to master But
I’m gonna try, cus I’m
that kinda guy And
I may never know for sure I may
never understand you completely But
I’ll keep trying just as long as you
will let me Two
birds sit on a willow branch One
bird is happy, the other bird is sad
The wind whips the willow around and around
The two birds hold on to each other’s
hand The
birds have wings, not fingers and things And
I may never know for sure I may
never understand you completely But
I’ll keep trying just as long as you
will let me But
I’m gonna try, yeah I’m
gonna try And
I may never know for sure I may
never understand you completely But
I’ll keep trying just as long as you
will let me I’ll
keep trying just as long as you will
let me My
heart’s more like a big, glass orb You
can see right through it and it’s easy
to break My
heart is like a delicate flower, it smells
really nice but it will die if you
take it So
watch out, yeah look out You
will always know for sure You
will know it all And
you will know it all as long as
I will let you And
you will know it all as long as
I will let you I’ll
keep trying just as long as you will
let me I’ll
keep trying just as long as you will
let me"
Oooh bamboo,"Oooh ooh ooh oh ooh oooh
Oooh bamboo
Oooh ooh ooh oh ooh oooh
Bamboo makes me dance
Bamboo makes me swing
Bamboo makes me do
Almost anything
Bamboo all around
Bamboo in the ground
Bamboo through and through
Bamboo in the clouds
Oooh ooh ooh oh ooh oooh
Bamboo bamboo
Oooh ooh ooh oh ooh oooh
Bamboo bamboo
Bamboo is a treat
Bamboo grows and grows
Just where bamboo goes
Nobody knows
Bamboo got your tongue
Bamboo got your nose
Bamboo jump up high
Bamboo in your clothes
Bamboo muddy mud
Bamboo muddy mud
Bamboo muddy clack
Bamboo up in front
Bamboo at my back
Ohhh oh
Oooh bamboo
Oooh ooh ooh oh ooh oooh
Oooh bamboo
Oooh ooh ooh oh ooh oooh
Oooh bamboo
Oooh ooh ooh oh ooh oooh
Oooh bamboo
Oooh ooh ooh oh ooh oooh
Ba boo boo ba boo ba ba booo"
"Home from school, throw my book bag down","Beep boop beep electronic sounds
Donkey Kong's got a big ol' dong!
Would you kindly listen to this song
Sound of mario + mushroom
Mario be collecting all those coins,
a swift kick in Mario land's economy's groin
Beware the Kuribo's shoe.
Mario got a big 'ol head
""We all know Zack can't play them""
those pew pew, space invaders!
I got a point for killing Lmac in Project Ares!
I play video games , but they are all the same
Sun is shining anymore,
this she didn't you come before
Why are you throwing such a fuss?
All your base are belong to us.
Tetris, Tetris,Tetris, Tetris,
how many players can i troll today?
Too many to count, just join in my gaming way
Controller callouses on my fingers,
game over frustration still lingers
I like video games
I have multiple lives
Pong
1UP!
It's game over
video games bring the world together
I rage quit the game!
These games make me RAAAAAAAGGGGGGEEEE
Quiero un videojuego. Soy un videojuego.
Command my troops to the end of line,
end of line, me and team fortress 2!
360 no scope head shot
lmgpro 360 no scope l33t n00b
Wucka, Wucka, Wucka....GAME OVER.
Sometimes I feel like an NPC.
no-scope by any other gun would shoot as sweet.
Who needs friends when Meat Boy is my homie?
Glados gladiators gladly gliding
reality is a game, i'd say it's 8-bit
Living in the real world... Of Warcraft...
Be sure to master your sword before you triforce.
if i don't win, you're not my friend anymore....
spawn camping, team killing son of a bitch
My joystick is the console of the night
I kill one, but two more take its place
i'm making a note here, great success
Ralph Baer, Nolan Bushnell,
David Crane, and Shigeru Miyamoto...
important guys you need to know.
QBert, Dragon's Lair, Donkey Kong.
GTA turned my GPA into a 2.1
Tempest, Centipede, Joust and Tron.
I'm sorry but your princess is in another castle."
Heaven had an empty spot,"But I lived in the land that time forgot
So I was looking for an exit
I don’t like holding out my hand
And hoping for whatever from god and man
Giving me this time
I stand tall like everything is ok
Open up the nearest book
You could be happy in the time it took
To write those words
But you’re walking down that lonely path
Knowing what you want but not knowing how to ask
You’ve heard no too many times
And the day gets longer
And I’m out of steam
I’m looking for you in my dream
I forgot who you were
And when i figured it out
That’s when I was sure"
Mitt Romney Pays Less Taxes Than Me,"Mitt Romney pays less taxes than me
Mitt Romney pays less taxes than me
He calls me a mooch
He calls me a leech
And yet he pays less taxes than me
Mitt Romney pays less taxes than you
Mitt Romney pays less taxes than you
Unless you're rich as him
And your accountants just as shrewd
Mitt Romney pays less taxes than you
Mitt Romney pays less taxes than us
Mitt Romney pays less taxes than us
And he contributes nothing
And leaves behind him dust
Mitt Romney pays less taxes than us
Those who pay no income tax
Still pay a payroll tax
Which comes to 15.3 percent
That's a bit more than the 13.9
That Romney pays on his entire fortune
Mitt Romney pays less taxes than ya'll
In his private jet less taxes than ya'll
If you're struggling to get by
To him that must sound so banal
Mitt Romney pays less taxes than ya'll
Mitt Romney pays less taxes most
Mitt Romney pays less taxes most
In front of the right crowd
It's a fact he'd probably boast
Mitt Romney pays less taxes most
Mitt Romney pays less taxes than me
Mitt Romney pays less taxes than me
I'll make less in 20 years than he'll make this week
Mitt Romney pays less taxes than me"
then to A for that cool thing,"If I had another day
I might try to make you stay
As it is I’m feeling fake
Turn myself around
I’m about to lose my mind
I got nothing left but time
I’m out of control and I’m
about to hit the ground
Lackluster heart
Blockbuster start
Unopened struts
I’ve got the guts"
too little too little too little to,"get what you want
and too big to enjoy it
so you throw another quarter in the jukebox you
dance the night away until there's nothing
left but quiet in your heart
So many so many so many days
Left feeling like
Nobody is listening
It’d be so easy to let it go to waste
So you spend these days concentrating
on the quiet in your heart
quiet in your heart
quiet in your heart
the world can fall around you
life will punch and pound you
but when the cells divide i know just where they start
right there in the quiet in your heart
Here in the here in the here in the fog
Too many voices, all indistinguishable
Came here for a reason, but now that’s lost1
And the only map I have
Is stuck with the quiet in my heart
Ideas come as I follow my nose
I’m too slow to label and collect all them
But if you’ve got one that you can’t let go
Wrap it up tight
And put it with the quiet in your heart
quiet in your heart
quiet in your heart
Rivers move slow
until they over flow
and when you're bones are broke you fall apart
right back to the quiet in your heart
the quiet in your heart
quiet in your heart
lovers live and die
there's lightening in the sky
there are no guarantees there is no chart
There’s really nothing but the quiet in your heart"
Don’t forget to pack those rainclouds,"Put them with the sleet and snow
You’re gonna miss that weather
The further west you go
The fog is replaced by CO2
Hanging heavy on the 405
And it starts to get to you
The driving just to stay alive
Sure some of it is beautiful
Stars reflected in the city lights
Pretty people everywhere you look
Shorts and t shirt at night
But don’t forget to pack that raincloud
Don’t forget to pack your heart
Airplanes give the  illusion
That you’re not worlds apart
Candy colored lipstick loving
Fronds blowing in the wind
One foot in the movie business
You’ll come running back again
but I have no doubt
That you’ll figure this all out
even if you ignore me now
You will learn"
Look into my heart and my heart says no,"My blood will boil and my skin will glow
My insides churn at the things I lack
Look into my heart filled heart attack
I am pouring so completely
Into a new design
brand new mould made out of something
No emotion intertwined
And the fire melts me down
And the water sets me so
And my heart is broken but full of something
It's never had before
I try to see the origins because I pretend
That the origins will make it all make sense
When it's split it down the middle both sides divorce
You're lagging behind and you're way off course
And I am changing so completely
From a chimera two by two
Removing all the DNA that I picked up
From living inside you"
Struck by lightning again,"Hit by a meteorite
Woken up mid dream
I can’t sleep through the night
Washed away by the flood
Choked by the smoke and the fog
Stuck in the sinking mud
And the boss told me off
Ain’t that just luck
One side or another
Ain’t that just luck
So it’s like why bother
Ain’t that just luck
No cosmic joke
Ain’t that just luck
Just like when god spoke
Lost in a whirling maze
Where the sky is a dagger and claw
Soldiers carrying my crew
The saddest thing I ever saw
Earthquake breaks and shakes
Down into the earth I go
Holding on to my thoughts
So I don’t forget everything I know
Ain’t that just luck
One side or another
Ain’t that just luck
So it’s like why bother
Ain’t that just luck
No cosmic joke
Ain’t that just luck
Just like when god spoke"
CGI baby giraffes are still cute,"And they don’t smell bad or poop
CGI baby giraffes can melt
Even the coldest heart you’ve ever felt
I wanna go where the CGI giraffes are
Put me into the holodeck right now Picard"
It's the bottom of the night and the,"pitcher is fatigue Oklahoma
State championship Little
League Coach
puts Tommy
in and Tommy
is on fire Strike
one two three And
the crowd roars just like a choir You
can hear the celebration from just about everywhere
The parade marches on Tommy's
in the middle right there His
mama's so proud He
sees Papa
grin It's
a cotton candy home coming now He's
shooting hoops They
are down by one It's
a junior high championship He's
got to get it done from center core
Everything on the line It's
a miracle shot Just
as the buzzer starts to wind You
can hear the celebration from just about everywhere
The parade march is on Tommy's
in the middle right there His
mama's so proud He
looks at Papa
once again It's
a cotton candy home Come
in And
now he is in college standing in the
rain helmet on squinting through the championship football
game The
punt is high and long The
receiver fumbles hard but Tommy
picks it up and goes 85 yards Well
you can hear the celebration from just about
everywhere The
parade marches on and on Tommy's
in the middle right there His
mama's so proud Papa
beams at him It's
a Cotton
county home Come
in Tommy
believes in his country straight down to his
core So
when his country needed him Tommy
we went off to war Guns
and bombs fade into a bugle high and
clear He
came back a hero decorated and revered You
can see the procession from just about everywhere
The parade marches on Tommy's
in the middle right there His
mama in console Papa
looks into the distance It's
a Cotton
county home It's
a Cotton
county home It's
a Cotton
county home coming"
Feeling lazy on a Saturday,"don't wanna get up I can stay just
one day to myself don't wanna see the
way that I the more I push the
story that I go the more I learn
the less I think I know I was
never baby then when I was 17 now
I'm 40 looking down the trash compact I
got nobody I got somebody I got nobody
I got somebody Every
time I look into the mirror upside down
I see my face looking like the person
in the town after seeing what I believe
Now I'm
not saying maybe no more for me nobody
will tell you that you got till they
will until it's too late and you're down
inside of a I got somebody I got
somebody I got somebody I got somebody Turn
away from the windy side of town I'm
looking to find myself under the ground but
you know I had face made of a
mask I live one step away"
He has trouble finding an ATM,"that’s low enough for a Hobbit
But when Frodo
comes to the end of town Where
the schnitzel flows like brandy wine He
has no trouble finding an ATM
He just goes to the Hobbit
ATM Oh
the Hobbit
ATM Perfect
size for Hobbits
Maybe it was built for them Nobody
knows Now
if Frodo
didn’t call his credit card company to tell
them he was going to be traveling They
may put a hold on his card Which
can threaten to set his travel plans unraveling
So Frodo
has to go and call Saron
The big evil overlord of credit cards And
explain the situation to him And
then everything will be fine He
can go to the Hobbit
ATM Oh
it’s the perfect size for Hobbits
Maybe it was built for them Nobody
knows Sing
it with me now The
Hobbit ATM
Not for orcs, dwarves, elves, or ??? Maybe
it was built for them Nobody
knows"
My back is hurting,"It really hurts
If I go run
It will be worse
My back is hurting
It’s gonna rain
I want to run
Through the pain
But first I gotta do my song"
I wanna go where the wind blow Where,"the trees grow with abandon I wann With
a spring breeze blows through the trees with
abandon Oh
I wanna go there now I wanna be
in the I want to see all the
green that's growing on the trees with abandoned
home Smell
that turtle Shel
Pushing down underneath the leaves of the tree
with abandoned I wanna go right now I
wanna go into the Where
once there was green There
was just concrete and I'm
just walking running in the street I want
to touch the grass so much that the
tree's getting embarrassed With
abandon I wanna yell a turtle shell Pushing
down beneath the tree with the band I
wanna go right now I wan right now
to the green to the green to the
green"
I floated down the river,"In a basket made for one
All the way from the Missisip
To the great big ocean
I rocked upon the waves
Like the roaring of a crowd
Until they finally picked me up
My family top on the clouds
Now we meander round the globe
In search of nothing much
We have everything we need
And everything we want
You can call me orphaned
But I left that all behind
My corporeal form
Is just projected in my mind"
It's an eight hour in the car with,"two screaming kids kind of day It's
an eight hour in the car with two
steaming kids Time
to n It's
a sit in the bathroom Hotel
Singing your song and making it up All
right It's
passing things in town Going
fast going slow in traffic It's
going up and down Flying
through your breath Thinking
all your thoughts It's
a breakdown It's
so great It's
sitting in the hotel bathroom Looking
up your song Night
in here are pretty good And
that's why we sing in the hotel bathroom
tonight Are
we there yet Are
we there yet Are
we there again Are
we there yet Are
we there Are
we there again Are
we there again Are
we there I think we are"
"I've got another cold, ","I must be getting old, 
fuck"
Angelina Jolie's,"leg Wa
do wado Angelina
Jolie's leg Wa
do wado Civil
war in Syria
High school shooting in Ohio
Rick Santorum
is out of his mind WikiLeaks
on me on my own all this stuff
it matters for sure but it doesn't make
me beg like a dog for a bone
at Thanksgiving
Like Angelina
Jolie's legs Angelina
Jolie's leg guaduado Angelina
Jolie's leg guaduato Angelina
Jolie's leg guaduato Angelina
Jolie's leg and Jennifer
Lopez's nipple"
Mutant mosquitos released into the wild science experiment,"so dangerously ill fated Trying
to eradicate dengue fever they sterilized them But
something goes wrong and they miscalculated And
now there's Giant
mutant mosquitos that suck all of your blood
And mosquitos crossed with bullfrogs that hide down
in the mud And
a brand new class of humans with insect
eyes And
dengue fever's still around Mutant
mosquitos released down in key west It
didn't take long before they couldn't be supressed
They spread across the globe faster than a
climate change From
Bejing to Moscow
from Istanbul
to Maine
And now there's Tyrannosaurs
mosquitos with teeth a big as trucks And
wild boar mosquitos that suck you with their
tusks They'll
bite you and they'll stick you till you're
just one big bug bite And
dengue fever's still around Science
is amazing and can do a lot of
things But
we all know how this whole story goes
An over zealous scientist trying to do good
Becomes the bad guy when his cauldron overflows
Giant mutant mosquitos saying feed me flesh and
brains Zombie
baby mosquitos that come to life when it
rains They
spread across the globe faster than a climate
change"
Some days go by,"And it’s like watching paint dry
I guess drying paint can be a thrilling thing
But on days like this it’s pulling teeth
Paint dry
Pulled teeth
Don’t look too close
What’s underneath
Chattering breath
Warm clothes
What you seek’s
Right under your nose
Some days go by
Before you have a chance to even try
To make a dent in your list
It gets your soul all in a twist
Even try
Make a dent
Before you start
Already spent
Push it out
See what comes
I’m all ears
And all thumbs
Some days go by
Between a whisper and a sigh
Between a shout and a scream
Like being stuck in a boring dream
Between
a whisper
Everything
Can be a blur
No focus
No light
Try as you may
Try as you might"
British airways force me to check this Guitalele,"British airways force me to check this Guitalele
uh oh I've
had a long day of traveling it's been
22 hours of traveling and I would have
done my song hours ago would have done
it at the airport like I've
done so many times before I would have,
I would have except for the fact that
British airways forced me to check this Guitalele
British airways forced me to check this Guitalele
British airways forced me to check this Guitalele
British airways forced me to check to check
I don't know why they had to be
such assholes and forced me to check this
Guitalele would have done my song hours ago
if they hadn't forced me Now
I'm tired cause I've
been up for 22 hours traveling been up
for 22 hours traveling and I would've done
my song Now
I gotta sit and do my song I
don't wanna do my song but I gotta
sit and do it because British
airways force me to check the Guitalele
British airways force me to check the Guitalele
British airways force me to check the Guitalele
Fuck you British
airways Fuck
you british airway"
It's time for a funny dance,"That's all I got time for today
My computer is going slow
I got a tickle in my throat
It's not going way
It's time for a funny dance
I made it up in after effects
Do the dance do it now with me
It'll make you feel ways
You didn't expect"
1 2 3 4,"How could not have one hand
We know the fight to going on the bare hand
We know the fight to going on the bare hand
We not afraid
We not afraid
Good job
Good job
Will"
My bike had a flat so i got that fixed,"but then some jerk stole my new tire
I really hate that person right now
i don't want to forgive them no how
why did they have to steal from me
i'm not made of money-e-e
DON'T STEAL MY BIKE
DON'T STEAL MY BIKE TIRE"
Keep thinking that'll wake up and the whole,"world will be shaked up nuclear bombs on
La North
Korea obliterate OOH
OOH OOH
OOH Ooh
45 threats on random tweets and he puts
on his golf cleats makes plants blow up
the world and lets his golf clubs unfurl
Like I just want to go to sleep
haven't slept two hours I'm
in the deep I keep thinking that I'll
wake up and the whole world will be
caked up like if only someone predicted this
big red button and a tiny fist no
they said he's a dove she's the hawk
get it right you know Dub
keep thinking that I'll
open my eyes to a world covered in
darkened skies Ash
coming down like snow big tempest coming from
below but still I crawl into my bed
with my family right next to me There
warmth is all I feel it's the only
place I want to be that's real O"
Why am I sitting in the middle like,"all day All
I want to do is go pick it
up and go play But
I’m got too much responsibility My
head is full of words that I can’t
say Like
big harpoon straight to my heart End
came to soon didn’t even start And
the big drop came and then it went
And I was still just me in the
end the end I’m
still just me When
you dance with the devil he will take
the lead Big
ol pile of money doesn’t set you free
I’ve still got this responsibility So
I stare into the soul of my anxiety
Like a punch out Glass
Joe to my gut King
Hippo standing right over me like what You
thought you would be someone different No
I am still just me in the end"
"No, he’s not a sheep that doesn’t sleep","until he’s arrested And
no, he’s a wolf of the battlefield MERCS
on the Sega
Genesis Yeah,
yeah He’s
not a deer that can fight or flight
on a moment’s notice He’s
not a cow that knows just how to
form a perfect lotus He’s
a wolf of the battlefield MERCS
on the Sega
Genesis Yeah,
yeah Chop
down, run and gun You
played it before It’s
still kinda fun Jungle,
village, mountains, too And
run and gun just for you He’s
not a cat that always lands on two
feet, tail for balance He’s
not a dog performing tricks and has so
many talents He’s
a wolf of the battlefield MERCS
on the Sega
Genesis Yeah,
yeah, yeah"
I caught myself,"In the mirror
Looking like a ragged pile of bones
Hair on fire and
Skin hangs loosely
On a body made of stone
Can I find my way home
Gathering all
My mistakes
In a pile so I can atone
Riding up and
Down on wavelengths
Measured by my hormones
Can I find my way home
I don’t have a
cello for you
And I don’t have a trombone
All I’ve got is
This ukulele
And this voice is the only one I own"
What do you get from sitting still,"worried mind and time to kill
Murder
Take the time out in the back
One, two, three and then the crack
Of a silver
Hammer
What’d that time ever do to you
Except drain the life right out of you
Daily
Kill it with a poison gas
Watch it go slowly and fast
Maybe
It’ll learn a lesson
To not be messing
With me
Do you think that time could be afraid
We could throw it off the golden gate
Bridge
Suffocate it, blow it’s brains
Detectives reading carpet stains
Wondering
What this means
They cannot resuscitate
And time dies in the cruelest way
Imaginable
Do the stars blink in it’s defense
Is there a priest who can make sense
At the funeral
I don’t think so
That’s just life
On earth
Torture time until it squeals
And spills the antidote that heals
All our wounds
Time begs for it’s life and then
We kill it over and over again
It’s a balloon
That never pops
What do we get from time we waste
Contemplating the empty space we try
To fill
Looking for that peace of mind
Spend time trying to find the time
To kill
But it’s already dead
We shot it in the head
Now you’re free"
Oh I know what you gonna say And,"don't look at me that way Oh
I know what you gonna do when you
kick me out again like you used to
you used to you used to Oh
no not This
is just like way back when Oh
no you can't be afraid to have it
made No
no no no no no no no no
no no no no no Nam"
i need a elder wand like dumble,"headache's always make you feel humble
i wanna lay down and disassemble
did i fall last night or take a tumble?
my memories are all a jumble
they form and then they seem to crumble
they start to run and inevitably stumble
if i was a football action i'd be fumble
if i were a bee i'd be a bumble
ok i just felt my stomach rumble
i better go eat breakfast until i'm full"
Turn away at the light,"I want to get some sleep tonight
Suspended in the air
All the iron comes ringing clear
Cuz I can’t contain you
Nor could I abstain through
The dark and the stormy
Of all that was here before me
Make a wish and blow it out
The dancing fish can twist and shout
Healthy veins that beat in time
In prison but committed no crime
Learn to eat much slower
Find a 4 leafed clover
Hold the line and dig your
Heals in the soft dirt
Little stains that shift and change
Till nothing but the dust remain
I didn’t have time to clean
Make do with the mess you see
Cover yourself in trash and soot
Feel the fungus under foot
Squishy soft and bounce your way
Learning all the new games to play"
"To ""T O"", it's a preposition","It can do a lot of different things
It's got a lot of missions
Some common ones are ""Toward""
Then there's ""Until""
Like ""It's 5 minutes to 3""
Also ""As far as""
Like ""I slept to 6""
These are just some of the ways
T O get's it's kicks
But here's the simple part
When it comes to T O O
There's really just a few things
That you've got to know
additionally excessively So and Very
These are the only things T double O can be
My shorts are too short
He's got short shorts too
Folks aren't too happy with them
I will too keep wearing them ohhh
It's too hot out side
He thinks it's too hot too
I'm not too thrilled by heat
The weather will too keep bein' hot, oooo
Additionally, excessively, very or extremely
These are the only things T double O can be
Then there's T W O
There's only one thing that you've got to know
T W O is quite free and unencumbered
All T W O is ...
is a number"
When the rain finally came we were unprepared,"I saw the deer in the forest get
eaten by a bear I said look out
Cause here it comes You
ran with me We
didn't just twiddle our thumbs No
no When
the rain finally came to break this drought
we made this home into a house I
slept in the basement I took off my
socks You
went through the riverbed collecting rocks Oh
yeah When
the rain finally came the dog didn't want
to go out But
we made him before he had a blowout
I said let's stick around the corner You
said no way You
anthropomorphize young every single day"
Gotta do gotta do gotta do gotta do,"My taxes
Always wait always wait till that last minute
I love taxes like I love arachnids
Like not at all
But spiders eat
Mosquitos
And taxes meet
Some minimum requirement
In my mind of usefulness
Roads and bridges all that stuff
Though I could do without the wars"
everybody hates you when you wear crocs they,"say you look like an idiot but i
don't care how i look and i know
that's pretty apparent plain t-shirts and shorts are
my summer uniform anything else and i'm out
of sorts what can you tell about a
person by the shoes they wear can you
tell that i don't care can you tell
that i don't care"
You,"You don’t live in the movies
You don’t live in a book
You don’t live in the television
You
You always told me
That you want to get out of here
But you never get out of here
Down in wonder
Up in sonder
Count the thunder
Now you know how close the lighting is
You don’t live in a TikTok
You don’t live in a Tweet
You don’t live in the here and now, baby
You’re looking for an adventure
But it’s always the same
You don’t live in a video game"
You owe your soul to a galactic corporation,"It’s space debt
You’ve been framed by every last one of your loved ones
It’s bad luck
You’ve never worked a day in your life
But you better learn quick because this ships gotta fly
Space junk
Scrap it, save it, haul it, hit it
Space junk
If you got it we can fix it
The debt compounded while you were cryogenically frozen
You were an icicle
Can you ever mend your pretty little heart that was broken
Good luck
Your life was going one way but here you are
Just a thin sheet of metal between you and the stars"
Deep in the jungles of Africa,"There lives a little boy who’s not a boy at all
Well, he’s a hippo with multiple personalities
A hippo with multiple personalities
Won’t someone go and tell him
He’s not king of the jungle
Someone break the news
That he does not belong in that tree
But his mother had disowned him
He had a hard time making friends
Cuz he’s a hippo with multiple personalities
A hippo with multiple personalities
Well most folks are afraid of him
They think he’s tres bizarre
But that all changes when the full moon rises
And he breaks out his guitar
And he plays!
And he plays!
And he plays!
And the whole jungle weeps
And the whole jungle weeps
He’s a hippo with multiple personalities
A hippo with multiple personalities x4
Go, hippo, go! X4
A hippo with multiple personalities x4"
"Engine stalled, alcohol, served out of a rattling skull","Whistling airs, final prayers, cast into the night with all
The stars
Blinking and indifferent in the dark
Patiently waiting to tell you who you are
Giant claw, the captain saw, rose up like the Great Wall
Corn and grass, plant your ass, somewhere over Wichita
Tonight
Crawling out before headlights
Terrified that nobody will ever make this right
Mystic howl, time is now, sneak away into the house
Embers glow, row by row, the passengers all form a crowd
Around
The priest who’s head is on the ground
Whispering the ancient rites that he’s found just now"
your happiness is a forest fire and only,"you can prevent it each match you snuff
is something mean that someone said once and
meant it each drop of lighter fluid is
something someone else has, you don't Every
single piece of kindling is a chance you
could take but won't just let the fuck
go of all the shit that's holding you
back and light a fire that'll bring you
what you want success won't make you happy
at all same with money fame and awards
You get a little, you get a lot,
you'll be always wanting more I don't mean
to preach at you Stop
me if you know this one Only
you can make your happiness Only
you can get that done so let the
fuck go of everything that builds up and
light a fire that'll bring you what you
want Toss
that match into the woods and let that
baby burn Old
growth makes way for new and new growth
is my concern Tip
toe all around your life doing all the
nice things you do Make
sure you don't do anything stupid cause they're
all gonna laugh at you"
I wound up in LA,"I gotta fight a monster
Gonna take all day
Terror at Arkham x2
Dodge the flying Gollum
Face the fiendish ghouls
Give the dice a wallop
And then consult the rules
Terror at Arkham x2
Monsters in the streets, running, running x4
Terror at Arkham x2
Monsters in the ozone
Monsters in the outskirts
??? fire
Combat ???
Terror at Arkham x2
Professor Harvey Walters
Psychologist keeps us sane
???
Will get another reign
Terror at Arkham x2
Shatter in the streets, running, running x2
Cthonian, Cthonian, running, running x2
Terror at Arkham x2
Ask if we could ???
And then we lost the darkness
Two more ??? lost the search
And now we’re all in shock
Terror in Arkham x2
I wanted to be deputy
But Cthulu love to track
The omen has awakened
Now there ain’t no turning back
Straight up out of stamina
??? running low
It’s running low!
We’ve been cursed
We’ve got our sixes six times in a row
Terror at Arkham x3
??? consolidation of resources
Sacrificing spells
Two players left
One more roll
We send the beast back to hell
Scared to die but I yell
Terror at Arkham x8"
The,"GOP are gonna kill people
Rich motherfuckers will get big tax breaks
The
GOP are gonna murder people
Rich kids will eat poor people's steaks
The
GOP are gonna gut people
Rich prima donnas gonna still complain
The
GOP are gonna slaughter people
Rich motherfuckers gonna go insane
Insane"
In the multiverse you will crumble up,"And be reborn into a million pieces
Only to be exploded out into the stars
In the multiverse they are just handing out
Diplomas for the university of life
You’ll shake the proctors hand and finally know who you are
Cuz it’s not just infinity
It’s so much bigger, bigger
You are slices of dimension
Your breath the only lesson
You can learn
You are time pieces incarnate
Your heart beat the alarm that
Shows the way
In the multiverse it’s everything
And nothing at the same time
Bubbles all around you know your path
In the multiverse a quarter turn from here
The savior of humanity sits idly
Drawing dick pics and doing complex math"
Gather ‘round kids,"I’ll tell you a tale
Make your hair stand up
And your skin turn pale
About a group of people you should abhor
They’re call social justice warriors
They’ve got big fangs and poison claws
They kill and cheat and subvert the laws
They say they work for common good
But we know the truth, it’s well understood
They want to tell me what I cannot play
They want to take all bikinis away
They’re thought police and they’re in my head
They got magic blood spin deadly thread
That twists and winds all throughout the land
They hate me cuz I’m a straight white man
Now if they speak
You gotta cover your ears
Cuz every single word you hear
Is a lie, is a lie that they’ve told
To get some of that Patreon gold
They control the House
And the Senate too
The presidents an SJW
Who knows how far the conspiracy goes?
Just follow the trail of money that flows
They won’t stop until everybody thinks like them
They won’t stop until the end of men
They won’t stop at mind control
They won’t stop till they’ve got our souls
Wrapped around their pinkies and under their thumbs
And we’re all just dumb automatons
So now you know
What you gonna do?
Just sit there quiet
Eating bamboo
No, we should be out marching in the streets
Bash them into the concrete
In the face of such all powerful foes
The only tactic is anything goes
They don’t deserve the air they breathe
Don’t ever listen or believe
They say they fight for equality
But they want to subjugate people like me
And I’m the most oppressed there is
To be straight and white and male like this
To them means I’m just the worst
And so we’ve got to kill them first
So my children
You heard my tale
Now get thee out and impale
The first SJW that you see
Logic is on your side and will always be"
Christmas rain,"Christmas fog
Brown rice Christmas
and Soy nog
Christmas fog
Christmas rain
Eat too much brings
Christmas pain
It's Christmas
And that means family
It's Christmas
so I think of what will be
Christmas snow
Wet and great
For making snowballs
That satiate
Christmas wish
For snowball fight
Chinese food
On Christmas night
It's Christmas
And that means family
It's Christmas
so I think of what will be
I think of last
Christmas time
I think of next
Christmas I'm
Thinking in
All dimensions now
Neurons fire
Faster somehow
On Christmas
When I'm with my family
On Christmas
I think of you and me"
Here come the No,"Police They're
gonna come shut us down We've
worked so hard on these great ideas Now
we're gonna lose all this ground Yep
here comes Darth
Vader She's
gonna crush all of our dreams Wielding
her light saber hammer She's
a heartless no machine So
shut the door! Bar
the entrance! Don't
let that compliance person in If
you see him coming run the other direction
Because you know that you just can't win
Go away, go far away Compliance
people just go Stay
up there with your meddling lawyers We
don't want you here, no no Go
away, go far away I know we're on
the same side So
we'll check the boxes you need us to
check But
don't expect us to enjoy the ride Hey
trainers, your pal Jonathan
here I'd
like to make a plea on behalf of
compliance I asked a bunch of you to
tell me what came to your mind When
this subject comes up And
here's a big list in no particular order
straight out of your mouths Yuck
Paperwork handcuffs jail Barriers
trouble pain boring Lawyers
rules not fun tied not exciting costly big
sad sigh Shit!
necessary rolling eyes reprimanded don't look good in
orange cover your ass protect us from ourselves
losing my house and boat But
it doesn't have to be this way This
adversarial spirit Repeat
after me i have some simple ways to
improve this relationship Be
kind to your compliance people They're
jobs are really hard Just
hug your compliance people Catch
them of their guard Ask
them why a rule Is
made the way it is You
may not like it better But
then maybe you won't be pissed Yes
be kind to your compliance people They're
your partners not police Bring
flowers for your compliance people And
the tension between you will decrease"
Down goes the dollar,"Down go the stocks
Down like a river
Or a bag of rocks
If they didn’t see before
It’s crystal clear now
There’s a big crash coming
It’s all coming down
The hedge fund managers
Were ecstatic and smiling
The investors were exuberant
The bankers were wildin
They all though yellow hair
And orange face meant
That the new age was dawning
Like a christmas present
But what’s good for the rarified
Ain’t good for the rest
Sooner or later
The heart comes out of the chest
And when the rising star falls
When the shooting star burns
We’re all gonna suffer
Cuz they never ever learn
Down goes the dollar
Down go the stocks
Down like a river
Or a bag of rocks
If they didn’t see before
It’s crystal clear now
There’s a big crash coming
It’s all coming down"
Stream sweet proud warrant slump fruit peace,"Open duke patient go relieve pierce scream
Convince bulletin bland fleet greet
Electron finished valid irony
Sin related go corruption century sand
Tempt pound weapon late hero fan
Release time analyst congress debt offense
Linen meet seize copper indoor reflection
Noise hold cellar bare queen stay art
Notorious terminal cake dead cell
Date bubble nest chain physics bomb
Thirsty orange adopt domestic coffin break down
Cotton cook room block clay dependence
Immune variation proof flawed hypothesis
Distort duty drama lesson sleeve complain
Body corn fault ball mouth cover exploit"
"Put it down, put down that gun Put","it down and come inside There's
no need to hide around here, we're all
friends Put
it down, put down that gun Put
it down and come inside There's
no reason to hide around here, we're all
friends There's
no reason to hide around here, we're all
friends"
it's hard not to love New York,"really hard not to love you, hard not to love you
it's hard not to love New York
it's hard but I'll try my best
I know starving artists in LA
with nicer homes than millionaires pay
for to live in Brooklyn, but what can I say
it's hard not to love New York
Tesla moved here; but you forgot him.
John Lennon did too; and then you shot him.
Lesson learned, but it's quickly forgotten
because it's hard not to love New York.
Get too rich & famous, gotta move to LA
Otherwise you'll get mobbed if you ride the subway
James Murphy broke up LCD Soundsystem just so he could stay
It's hard not to love New York,
It's hard not to love you New York."
More Than The Sum of Your Parts,")
I would walk
I would crawl
I would go right back
To the beginning of it all
Cause what your made of
Is stronger than you know
But you’re afraid of
What’s buried deep below
So I would lose
I would fail
I'd get myself right lost
Inside the belly of the whale
Oh misdirection
When darkness feels right
Seems more impressive
Than standing in the light
Standing in the light
But you gotta stand
And you gotta be
More than the sum of your parts
More than the sum of your parts
You are broken
But honestly
You're more than the sum of your parts
More than the sum of your parts
I would joke
I would jump around
I'd breathe with the wind
And my heart would pound
Oh nothing special
Just the tiny miracles
That get lost in the hubbub
When our plates are overful
But I would see you
In stark relief
With big sky up above you
And solid ground beneath
Oh something's right here
Too clear to ignore
We're all just rolling around
In the stomach of the world
I would kneel
I would crawl down on all fours
I would fill a bath with oil
Light a fire you can’t ignore"
I’ve been looking for a birthday song,"To describe here at 36
But don’t think I can find one
No remedy easy fix
song is how i measure time
Tween heart beats short and long
Once around the sun and I’m
365 songs
Older
Wiser?
An every day surmiser
Of the fact of my existence
Through melodys and chords
So I’ve been looking for a birthday song
I was 26 when I started
Journey that I’m on
I’ve been beat down and disheartened
But I’ve always gotten up
Whether it’s right or wrong
Once around the sun’s enough
For 365 songs"
I have to do my song,"I have to do my song
I have to do my song
My song, song 
I gotta write it
All night it
All day it
I gotta say say say say say say it
And I have to do my song
I have to do my song
Oh, oh oh oh oh oh
I have to do my songs"
you went to the supermarket got your turkey wrapped in plastic,"cooked it in the oven just right should come out fantastic
the whole family's coming over you put on your evening gown
but creeping up behind you all moist and golden brown
it's the zombie turkey coming to pay you back
you run up the stairs into the bathroom lock the door
you can hear her boney legs banging on the floor
she's coming ever closer now, you look out the window to see
an entire neighborhood overrun by zombie turkeys
they are zombie turkeys and they're coming to pay you back
she's banging down the door now it looks like there's no escape
you can't outrun her because you're fat and out of shape
if only you exercised more, ate less, you'd be thinner
what a terrible way to die to be eaten by your dinner
by a zombie turkey who has come to pay you back"
They met during a class,"First semester of their Freshman year
They’ve been close ever since
And they’ve always got podcasts in their ears
They each wrote to me separately
Asking for me to write a song
About the other one and so I say to them
Their closeness tis right where they belong
Quinn and Johnnie
Johnnie and Quinn
To ATP they are listening
They’re listening
Also Cortex and analogue
Hello Internet’s their favorite
They love it a lot
Johnnie likes chess and can play every instrument
Quinn loves internet culture and she’s always creating things
Johnnie likes Korean food, but it’s higher math he really loves
Quinn can’t handle spicy food, and her spirit animal is a dove"
"Bitboy, Bitboy","Doesn’t know how to use
Uniswap
Doesn’t know that you approve
Tokens first
Before you use them
‘Fore you do anything
At all
He’s got over a million sub on YouTube
And they look to him
As an expert in
The field of cryptocurrency
But he doesn’t know anything at all
Bitboy, Bitboy
He’s emblematic of a wider thing
Influencers that can only bring
Chaos and emptiness
To the conversation
He’s got over a million sub on YouTube
And they look to him
As an expert in
The field of cryptocurrency
But he doesn’t know anything at all
If he’s never even used uniswap
You’ve got to ask what else he’s not
Familiar with
It’s pretty fucked up"
My friends,"You are not alone
Each day
Is a cyclone
And if your pockets are empty
And your soul is hungry
And you’re laughing at life
Even when it’s not funny
I’m here with you
When it rains
Every afternoon
I can’t promise
That I’ll know the tune
But if you’re feeling unhappy
And the future is ugly
And you wake up in the morning
Feeling angry
I’m here for you
My friends
I’m falling apart
I know
Also that you are
When the air is heavy
And the ground is unsteady
And you’ve got to just
Go crazy
I’m here for you
1341987941"
Jupiter and Papa,"are both very sa Jupiter
has a fever and Papa
has something like the flu we're just laying
in bed he's playing Minecraft
and I'm
watching T
V how about you Do
you want to sing anything Sick
sick sick we're feeling sick Sick
sick sick sick sick we're feeling sick You
sing that out Sick
sick sick we're feeling sick sick sick we're
feeling sick sick sick we're feeling sick It's
a sicky song It's
a sicky song It's
a Sickies
song It's
a Sickies
song Jupiter
got these Lego
pajamas for Christmas
Papa got a new microphone I'll
use at home we're driving home tomorrow I
hope I'm
feeling better by then but for now we're
both just sick but the phone rang and
it interrupted the video and so it ended
before we could finish the song Sorry
Sorry Anything
else you want to say No
Okay"
"Look at all these people, They’re","scrolling over an American
flag These
two guys are dancing in the shop Dancing
in the malt shop Backwords
malt shop, This
guy’s sleeping on a porch Spitting
something out He’s
got the red shorts on He’s
sitting in church, he’s got the long white
beard Playing
golf Wiggle,
wiggle, yeah Wiggle,
wiggle, angry Wiggle,
wiggle, hit the tree Sitting
around, smoking a, smoking a, smoking a, Sitting
around, raising my hand I’m
in school and I’m
jackhammering on a building I don’t need insurance
Im hitting you over the head I’m
pointing over there, I’m
hitting you over the head Hard
labor, hit my chin The
cops are angry cus I hit my chin
No, officer She
was just sitting there, like a scene from
Basic Instinct
This guy is really full, he’s really full,
he’s full, he burps, he’s full The
ballot box is locked, the ballot box, the
church, The
church is full of people The
Statue of Liberty,
of Liberty
for all He’s
got a red shirt on, maybe he’s a
Communist This
guy is like the guy, the Monopoly
guy He’s
a Puritan,
He’s a Puritan
He’s a Puri-
Puri- Puritan
He’s a Puritan
He’s a Puritan
He’s a Puri-
Puri-tan He’s
a farmer He’s
got a farmer hat, And
he’s got a farmer pipe And
they’re arguing, “no, I want it this way!”
“no, I want it that way” what you
got to sell me, man? You’re
much taller than all of us, man So
we’ll listen to you Cus
you got something to say Meanwhile,
the bums sleeping on the (couch) Bum
sleeping on the bench He’s
waking up To
ISM for Labor,
he’s waking up To
ISM for Labor,
he’s waking up ISM
for Management,
he’s waking up ISM,
it makes him smile ISM
for farmers, ISM
for everyone I don’t know what ISM
is, no I don’t know I don’t know
what ISM
is, no But
it can’t be good, because this guy is
clearly evil He’s
got a big bowtie He’s
clearly evil He’s
got a little moustache, moustache He’s
got a little, Dr.
Utopia’s ISM
Moustache, moustache, moustache He’s
got an evil moustache Makes
the cow, makes the bull Say
“yeah” Everybody
cheers The
bum comes up with the umbrella, says “hey
man, whatcha doin?” “hey, hey man, whatcha doin?”
“well, I got the ISM
for labor and everybody, it’s Utopia”
but this guy won’t be fooled naw, he’s
got the discerning eye he’s not going to
be fooled by no ISM
bullshit but meanwhile these guys are yelling, but
he’s like “no, no! this ain’t right. Your
figures are all screwed up. What
are you doing trying to sell this to
these people?” “well, you just take your anger
and bring it somewhere else” “I will not
bring it somewhere else. I happen to be
a very educated bum sleeping on the bench,
and I know exactly what I’m…”
“well, well I’m
angry about that” Joe
Doakes Stable,
Stable Just
sitting there, I’m
tired so this is the end"
Gotta do a podcast in just one minute,"Spend all day with the kids
Cause they didn't have school
They didn't have school
Got some new gear
Got a million bucks
What you gonna do when they come for
So listen to the guitar play
It still don't take away the anxiety
Gotta do a podcast just a little bit
Spent the whole morning at the science center
Listen to the guitar play
But that don't take away the anxiety
The anxiety the anxiety
Do you like that sound
Oh
I can't tell
Sounding good at all
Or
I'm just under the spell
But listen
Listen to the guitar playing
It don't even take away
Listen to the guitar play
And you float away
And you float away
Float away"
Oh Thor God of Thunder,"Will You tear this World Asunder
Throwing all of Us right under
The Universe's Wheels
You Break upon the Shoreline
Destroying all of Mankind
In a futile bid for More Time
To Complete up all your Deals
Is there NoOne That can Stop you
Is there no one that Will Cop To
The part in which they hopped through
All your Silly Little Hoops
The power you Display
Is your weakness day To day
And we will fight You All the Way
With our Tiny Solemn Trops"
The large hadron collider,"is broken once again
doesn't it seem like someone somewhere
is trying to tell us something?
like maybe if they turn that thing on
the world will explode
do they even know what will happen
tell me, do they know?
oh the large hadron collider
looking for the higgs
boson but will they find it
or will they send us to the big
hole in the sky"
There’s a deer,"In the woods
She’s afraid of me-e-e
I wanna be your friend
I just wanna be your friend
If I came here every day
And just sat near you
Would you get used to me?
And let me hug you?
Deer in the woods
(In the woods)
Deer in the woods
(In the woods)
I know you
Must protect
Your two little baby fawns
But I wanna be your friend
I just wanna be your friend
If I fed you some yummy food
(Some hayyyy)
If I told you that I loved you
Would you understand?
Deer in the woods
(In the woods)
Deer in the woods
(In the woods)
Humans and animals
They’re separated
(They’re separated)
But now the situation is desperated
(Desperated)
If we can find our way back home
(Way back home)
Then it’ll be time
To say goodbye, oh
Mrs. Deer
I’ll be here
And I’ll watch you from afar
I wanna be your friend
I just wanna be your friend
Someday you’ll realize
I mean you no harm
And you’ll inspire me
To start a farm
Deer in the woods
(In the woods)
Deer in the woods
(In the woods)
Deer in the woods
(In the woods)"
Keep doin what I do,"And it wouldn’t always be so easy
If I didn’t have you
I don’t feel like a fool
Not when I have you
I don’t feel like a fool
Not when I have you
And it isn’t always easy
Doin this every day
If I ever stopped enjoying it
I guess I’d be on my way
If I ever felt like a fool
I guess I’d have to stop
I know sometimes I’m uncool
But uncool is where it’s at
So as long as you keep watchin
Even when I suck
I’ll keep writing these songs
And with any luck
We’ll all be fools
Together in the end
We’ll all be fools
And we’ll be friends
friends"
How do you fight against somebody that don't,"make sense How
do you fight against somebody that don't care
That don't care You
can't fight at all You
just gotta push back in every way you
can You
don't know how to fight You
don't know how How
to fight He
doesn't make sense He
doesn't make sense on purpose He
doesn't care He
has no shame at all He
doesn't care He
doesn't care what anybody does He
doesn't care How
do you fight against somebody that don't make
sense One
thing don't lead to another There's
no continuity How
do you fight against somebody that just don't
care There's
no there there There's
no there It's
part tactic in part just who he is
You can't fight it if you don't know
what it is Pushing
back in all the normal ways is not
the way that we should play We
gotta play by different rules How
do you fight against somebody that don't make
sense They
don't make sense They
don't make sense It
don't make sense Don't
make sense don't make sense"
Alternative facts,"Alternative facts
That’s not a real thing
If something’s true
Then it’s true
You can’t just make up anything
We can all see what you’re doing there
Testing the waters to see who cares
Small things all things little itty bitty
So that when explosions rock a big city
You know who’ll take it and who will balk
Despot double speak
Authoratatyranny we are not
Gonna fall for it
Take all your alternative facts
And shove them up your pasty ass
2 million people in the street
Your tiny hands gotta go and tweet
Your alternative facts"
She’s calling an uber,"Cause she can’t stand to look at your face
The blood seeps into the sidewalk
Every cell in your body has been replaced
And the banging of the drum
Is enough to make you come
But you just suck your thumb
Like a baby
Suddenly it hits you
You never loved her that much anyway
Maybe you’d rather be alone
Or hanging out with your friends any day
of the week
And the tongue you use to speak
Is lodged between your teeth
If only you could break it free
Then maybe
Say the things that you want to say to her
Replay the times that you gave away to her
The only piece of mind you ever had
Shout away waves of doubt in you feel
Believe enough to pray get down and kneel
Show her when you’re angry when you’re mad"
Trapped in another dimension with wiener dogs dressed,"as spider man with wiener dogs dressed as
Santa Claus
with wiener dogs dressed as couches Trapped
in another dimension with octopus coming out of
my eyes with octopus coming down from the
sky with octopus just up in Santa
Claus Another
dimension Another
dimension Another
dimension Trapped
in another dimension where everything is sepia tone
where everything is just black and white where
everything's too colorful Trapped
in another dimension where everybody's got a violin
forehead where everybody's got shoes on their hands
where everybody's upside down Another
dimension Another
dimension Another
dimension Everybody's
obsessed with the multiverse these days I've
been traveling all through the astroplane Since
I was just a young boy Just
a very young boy Astral
project myself down street Astral
project myself down the street Astral
project myself down the street down the corridor
of the galaxy Trapped
in another dimension where bricks are made of
water where pine cones are made of ice
where nobody knows nothing at all Trapped
in another dimension with an evil version of
myself with nobody that I know coming to
hell Another
dimension Another
dimension Another
dimension"
Zero 99,"People all over the world online
I’m racing and boosting and trying to win
Till I blow up from a treacherous spin
I’ve been playing this game for 30 years
So why am I not better at it
They bang me and bop me around the track
I’m like a rag doll or a puppet
Zero 99
I just want to play all the time
Gimme those decals, gimme those points
Gimme that rush of when I barely avoid
Blowing up right before I cross the finish line
I’m a B- now but I could be better given some time"
What did you say when the police came,"that day You
got to know got to know what now
You got to know right now Time
will show you it will reveal everything and
my friend don't look a horse in the
mouth You
got to know how to turn a home
into a house Hey
What do you have to say for right
now my friends you gotta go right now
my friends you gotta go right now my
friends you gotta go right now right now
right now right now right now Every
single time you put it away Every
single time you put it away Every
single time you put it away away me
my friend don't look and now it's coming
after you Me
and my friend don't look what happened to
you They
know you so don't blow it don't blow
it now my friend you got another thing
coming down don't blow down but you got
another thing coming out what you got to
say"
Today,"I caught a
Scyther a
Jigglypuff and a vanilla in a rock and roll
A
Magikarp and a
Hippopotas in a
Zapidos
Nas left into
Kyogre
A
Palkia cancer
Chyorum and an anti and a flagon and a
Yep
Tal and a
Landorus and a
Teriokin and a
Retirum and a
Lactose and a
Cressalia and a
Giratina and a
Lact and a ho
O and a
Mewtwo
A
Zigzun and a
Frillish
A
Hitman
Top and a
Pikachu
A
Jack tot and an unknown
An unknown in a
Chimcho
An unknown in a
Chimcho
An unknown in the
Chimchill an unknown in the
Chimcho
An unknown in the
Chimtail
Unknown in the
Chimtail
Unknown in the
Chimtail
Unknown and a chimtail and a woo and a bat
A woo woo woo woo bat and an unknown in the
Chimcho and an unknown in the
Chimcho
An unknown in the
Chimcho and an unknown in a chimchae
Ho
That's more like chime chim chimecho chimecho chimecho
Okay"
Yeah,"Can you sing a song
Yeah
We're both gonna sing actually
First we have to decide
What are we gonna sing about
Unicorn
Unicorns
Okay
Unicorn
Unicorn
Un
Unicorn
Flyingthrough the sky
Flying through the sky
Unicorn
Unicorn
Sky to sky
Back
Rainbow
Flying through the sky with rainbow
Rainbows everywhere
Rainbows everywhere
Unicorn
Fly through the sky with rainbows
They're everywhere
Everywhere
And we're fun
And they live in town
And they eat rainbows
Rainbows too
And they poo
Rainbows
And they poop
Rainbow
And they pee
Rainbow
And they pee rainbows
Unicorn
Flowers
Flowers
I want to see it"
Don’t look like that,"I’m not gonna crack
Down in the river
I’ll sink or swim
The man on the stage
Has so much to say
I wonder why I
Can’t be more like him
The trick in the rhythm
Is to take what you’re given
Put it in your pocket
And then let it grow
You’ll get a look
From the ones who stay put
But you’ll be gyrating
Before you know
Your little birdie
Once tried to tell me
To just keep dancing
No matter what comes
The man that I was
Is buried in mud
I’ve got the feelings
And two thumbs"
"Run, run for your life ","Don't get eaten by that saber tooth tiger,
Run, run for your life 
Don't get eaten by that saber tooth tiger,"
There's no blue birds laughing,"(Oh no)
There's no robin crying
(Oh no)
There's only crows a singing
(Oh yes)
It’s this rain they’re bringing
(Rain they’re bringing)
Turn to the left
See the rain
Turn to the right
Feel the rain
Look out behind you
Look out behind you
Look out behind you
It’s comin down
Ohhhh, oh ohhhh, whoaaaaa
Ohhhh, oh ohhhh, whoaaaaa
Crows are singing
The rain they’re bringing
I want you
To come in from the rain
Into my arms again
Just like you never left
Make everything the same
The color of your hair
Black and soft and wet
I must be insane
Those birds up in the trees
Are making fun of me
They fly away so free
I'm stuck here on the ground
Drowning in the rain
Hit my head against the wall
Push the rock back up the hill
Dance again alone
To these old corny songs
You never liked him anyway
You never liked me anyway
Rain rain
Come on in
Can I fix you a drink?
Make yourself at home
Rain rain
Look at me
Everybody's gone
You're the only friend I have
There's no blue birds laughing
(Oh no)
There's no robin crying
(Oh no)
There's only crows a singing
(Oh yes)
It’s this rain they’re bringing
(Rain they’re bringing)
It’s this rain they’re bringing
To us now
Whoa-oh-oh-oh"
666,"You can sell your soul
Go ahead and take your pick
You can meet the devil
At the crossroads
You can see the surgeon take away the years
Take away the fears
Straight to the top
You’re winning every bet
You’re on a roll
But inside your soul
You know you can’t’ forget
Because it’s
1 2 3 4 5
And 666
You can sell your soul, yeah
Go ahead and take your pick
Be the man on campus
Every girl’s dream
You will laugh forever
All your roads are paved
Forever just a slave
And you’re going
Straight to the top
Oh, you’re winning every bet
When the collector comes
To collect your debt
Well you can’t get upset
Tell me, what did you expect?
I was so, so envious
You made me feel so small
Seeing you had it all
But then I went down to the garden
And joined them in a fall
1 2 3 4 5
666
You can sell your soul
666
ABCDEF
You were not very nice to me
When you kill yourself
You won’t be free
That’s what you get
For living stupidly
12345
666
You can sell your soul
You were such a dick
Ahhhhh!
(Loved your talk, by the way, guy watching us….)"
JewWario at E3,"At E3
JewWario at E3
At E3
He’s gonna show you the games
You wanna see
He’s gonna show you the games
JewWario hangin’ out
At E3
Nothin’s ever the same
JewWario at E3
At E3
JewWario at E3
At E3"
These days fly by,"And the details are scarce
I keep my pillow dry
Most of the time
I can't be held responsible
For the list of things I don't recall
There's only so much room in my skull
So much room
My mind plays tricks
I coulda sworn I brought a coat
Now I'm in the mix
With a cold, cold heart
Off to see the wizard who
Has holed up in a cozy room
Googling the whole night through
The whole whole night
What are you looking for
I don't think you'll find it in that
Find it in that
Just say yes
Say it over and over again
Until the bones in your chest
Are shaking in fear
It is easier to fix the leak
When efficiency is at it's peak
The thoughts you think and words you speak
The words words words
Mistletoe
And balls of holly up
Will make you go
Straight to the source
I'll be damned if I can glean
meaning that remotely seems
Like it's anything but between
It's just b"
New friends make me think of old friends,"Make me think of all friends that I
ever had Saying
bye to new friends before seeing old friends
Make me think of all the friends, all
the friends that I ever had That
I ever had If
you have no friends I feel bad for
you And
I have been there Oh,
I have been there If
you have no friends I feel bad for
you We
have all been there At
one point At
one point New
friends make me think of old friends Make
me think of all the friends that I
ever had Saying
bye to new friends before seeing old friends
Make me think of all the friends, all
the friends that I ever had If
you have no friends I feel bad for
you Oh,
I have been there If
you have no friends I feel bad for
you We
have all been there At
one point At
one point New
friends leaving Old
friends coming Makes
me think of all the friends, all the
friends that I ever had That
I ever had Ooooooh
If you have no friends I feel bad
for you We
have all been there I think at one
point most of us have been there New
friends, new friends, ohhhh x8"
Governor Murphy,"Don’t close the parks
They’re one bright spot
In times so dark
Governor Murphy
Real talk
You’re pushing people like us
On to the sidewalk
Since day one of quarantine
My kids and I have been
Wandering
And pondering the mystery and beauty
Everywhere in the natural world
And I get that in the parks you’ve seen
That lots of jerks might have been
Gathering
Not distancing
Not taking serious the danger of this stupid virus
But there’s millions of us
With nowhere to go
To find fresh air
And feel the wind blow
In the park there’s space
On the sidewalk there’s not
For the sins of a few
Don’t punish the lot
Make an exception
For the urban counties
We got no back yard
And this apartment’s tiny
You could pay people
Who are out of work
To break up folks
Congregating like jerks"
You make the internet You,"keep it functional Kerning
and tangents Tracking
and hierarchy Merlin
Mann is here We’re
not related but we share a name I’m
pretty sure we’ve both been told “You’re the
Mannnn” All
the same Serenity
Caldwell With
her uke and roller skates She’ll
knock you down and sing you a song
Cause she’s r2deetonate Adam
Lisagor With
his deadpan and his beard I hope that
he approves of mine I need some pointers
so I don’t look weird We
are looking for design inspiration and I know
we will find it San
Francisco weather is weird with all it’s micro
climates Look
out, it’s John
Gruber He’s
the Gruberest,
he’s the Grubes
When it comes to Apple
punditry He
takes names and pwns the noobs And
Susan Kare
Holy moly holy cow Excuse
me while I hyperventilate She’s
in this room right now Elaine
Pow and Jessie
Char Have
been working really hard To
bring all of this together And
so now here we are No
matter how good we get, we’re always trying
to get better Even
when life is changing as fast as San
Francisco weather And
now I’d
like to introduce with no further malarky Your
badass gracious host Jessie
Char"
If we're put on the earth for any reason at all,"Then the only reason I can think of
Is to connect with one another on some level
To love
It sounds so simple and cliche
But it's so much harder than it seems
Because you want to hide yourself away
And you try to control with great big schemes
Today you'll be a savior
Tomorrow you'll be the fool
But if you wanna get close
You'll embrace the ghost
And you will just be you
It's big, big stuff
Big, big stuff
Intimacy and the way we love
It's big big stuff
And that's all all all
It's all all all
Between the time you shuffle and the time you crawl
That's all all all
There are parts of me that I know so well
I could draw you charts and graphs and maps
And there are parts of me where my darkness dwells
When those parts come I'm knocked out flat
And those are the parts I don't want you to see
But if I'm gonna get the love I want
The love that's there inside of me
I gotta dive in deep to the heart that haunts
It's bound to get messy
It's bound to hurt a lot
There's no getting round
All the things it's bound
If I wanna get what I want
It's big, big stuff
Big, big stuff
Intimacy and the way we love
It's big big stuff
And that's all all all
It's all all all
Between the time you shuffle and the time you crawl
That's all all all"
Sam was having meetings with Gary,"Gary used to work for Glenn
Glenn is the papa of Caroline
And she   was shutping Sam
Oh it’s regulatory capture
Of the highest degree
Assisted by the NYTimes
Congress and MIT"
Where are you Elizabeth Warren,"Now would be a good time
To come out for the candidate
Who’s views are most in line
With the things you’ve stood for your whole career
From that perspective the choice is clear
It’s a guy named Bernard
Is your man
I know he’s mine
Where are you Elizabeth
It’s not too late
Bernie needs a decisive win in your state
Where are you Elizabeth Warren
The most progressive senator
Since, well since Bernie
I want to hear your progressive roar
I can’t imagine what’s holding you back
But the game is rigged
And the deck is stacked
And your voice is needed
Now more than ever before
Where are you Elizabeth
It’s not too late
Bernie needs a decisive win in your state
Where are you Elizabeth Warren
I even wrote this song
Just about a year ago
Begging you and Bernie to run
My heart leapt for joy when Bernie jumped in
And maybe this kind of politics just isn’t your thing
But please please Elizabeth
Now I am begging
Come on come on Elizabeth
It’s not too late
Bernie needs a decisive win in your state"
I gave her my heart,"I gave her my soul
She said she’d be my forever
I gave her a ring
She said yes
We hopped on a train heading west
Somewhere around Michigan
I asked her to buy my share on FriendTech
She spit on my face
She got off the train
And left me alone
Forever
Went on a date
It went great
So much in common
It got late
We went back to my place
Things were on track
She went to the bathroom
And when she came back
I took out my phone
And asked her to buy my share on friend tech
She threw me to the floor
She walked out the door
And left me alone
Forever
I went to sleep
And I had a dream
About the perfect woman
In love with me
We traveled the world
We made lots of love
But deep down
It wasn’t enough
On the banks of the Amazon
I asked her to buy my shares on friend tech
Then I woke up
And I checked my phone
The dream faded
Forever alone"
I’ve never seen BeetleJuice,"It’s a gap in my pop culture knowledge
Sometimes it’s like what’s the use?
There’s too much to watch
And distract ourselves
From the fact
That it’s never gonna be too late
From the fact
That we’re all gonna die someday
For a long time I never saw Breaking Bad
Then I watched it finally
I didn’t really get what all the fuss was about
But it did a great job of distracting me"
Your grandpa doing magic tricks,"Then we’re looking for 4 leaf clovers
Pretending that we’re ThunderCats
Then we’re hiding under the covers
From the giant mosquito
Those stickers that were hard to get off
Siegchrist nap room full of wasps
Tree tree grass tree house tree house
Beach boys jumping on your couch
And playing stratego
Throw that corn cob to the sun
Ninja Turtles in the yard
Look at that old pile of hay
I can’t roll my Rs
But you can
Time is just a human invention
Wherever you go, there you are
Energy can’t be created
Or destroyed like in a star
Or a man"
"That's it, I'm done","See ya'll it's been fun
I guess I had a good run
But if feels like we're in 1964
Everything is fucked
And I'm not pressing my luck
Put a rocket on my truck
Cause I don't want to live on this planet anymore
Reproductive rights eroding
Fracking Fracking pipes exploding
No escape from government spying
Fucking climate change denying
Where can I go
Where the rivers of justice flow
Where the common sense I know
Isn't ridiculed and ignored
Build a mag lev track
Fire up my jet pack
I'm never coming back
I don't want to live on this planet anymore
Voting rights act repealing
Post racism putzs squealing
middle class crush destroying
student debt and unemploying
That's it, I'm through
And I don't know about you
But i want something new
So let's find a new planet and wash up on it's shore
Get me on that flight
I wanna leave tonight
Up into the starlight
I don't wanna live on this planet anymore
Undeniable facts refuting
Every week another shooting
Racist cops tops are blowing
And the prisons overflowing
No, no I can't
I won't stick to the plan
I don't want to stand
Trial for all the crimes we'll answer for
Perfect that warp drive
Figure out how we'll survive
When we arrive
Cause I don"
The scorpion came up to the river,"Said how am I gonna get across
I cannot swim for I’d surely drown there
But just then up came the old bull frog
Hey bull frog will you carry me
I promise not to sting
well I guess so if you promise
Cuz then we’d both surely be drowning
And the scorpion jumped on the bullfrogs back
And into the water they did go
When the scorpion stung the poor bull frog
And the bull frog screamed oh no!
Down they went, deep into the murky
Why’d you do this, now I see death’s hand
Well the scorpion just looked at him steely eyed
Well, It’s my nature, it’s who I am
And that’s what’s happening in this picture
That weasel’s gonna bite that woodpecker
Words are wind but the truth is something else
We are who we are for worse or better"
Everybody knows to stay away,"From the Grabby Grabby Pumpkin man
Give him a wide berth or he will hurt you
With his tiny hands
He’ll sneak up behind you
To try to remind you
That he is an alpha male"
he cares deeply about feminism,"(feminism)
he fights misogyny on reedit every day
he loves to watch adventure time
(with finn and jake)
and he loves to play his video games
stephen bruckert
double jeopardy"
I’m having a hard time,"Getting to sleep at night
And I’m tired all day long
Mind racing all the time
So I can’t sleep at night
That’s the point of this song
Maybe you feel the same way
Maybe you simply can’t escape
And if that’s true I feel bad for you
You feel bad for me too
So what are we gonna do
Feel like a fool
I’m feeling blue"
Hey little baby,"Gonna go Downtown
Hey little baby
Gonna go Downtown
Hey little baby
Gonna go Downtown
Gonna go Downtown tonight
Hey little baby
Gonna pick up the friends
Hey little baby
Gonna pick up the friends
Hey little baby
Gonna pick up the friends
Pick up the friends tonight
Hey little baby
Gonna go Downtown
Hey little baby
Gonna go Downtown
Hey little baby
Gonna go Downtown
Gonna go Downtown tonight
Gonna have a little fun
Gonna go Downtown
Gonna have a little fun
Gonna go Downtown
Gonna have a little fun
Gonna go Downtown
Have a little fun tonight
Gonna throw a party
Yeah yeah
Gonna throw a party
Yeah yeah
Gonna throw a party
Yeah yeah
Gonna go Downtown tonight
Gonna get married
Yeah yeah
Gonna get married
Oh oh
Gonna gonna get married
Yeah yeah
Gonna gonna get married tonight
Gonna sleep over
Oh shh—
Gonna sleep over
Oh shh--
Gonna sleep over
Oh shh--
Gonna all sleep over now
Gonna gonna gonna
Gonna go Downtownnnnnnn
Gonna gonna gonna
Gonna go Downtown
Gonna gonna gonna
Gonna go Downtown
Gonna gonna gonna
Gonna go Downtown
Gonna go Downtown tonight
Gonna pick up the friends
Oh yeah
Gonna pick up the friends
Oh yeah
Gonna pick up the friends
Oh yeah
Pick up the friends
Go Downtown
Go Downtown tonight
Gonna go Downtown
Yeah yeah
Gonna go Downtown
Yeah yeah
Hey little baby gonna go Downtown
Go Downtown tonight"
is there a doctor in the house?,"it's a medical emergency
fights are breaking out
and i'm running out of tea
break dancers are breaking down the doors
with funky moves made out of
nostalgic 80s toys and lego bricks
and i'm the only witness left
to a crime that left innocence dead
they say it was an accident
but that's only half the truth
hey big spender
your the donald trump of crooks
hey defriender
we were friends on the 'ol Facebook
hey new mothers
don't name your children after me
cause it's likely to cause them pain
is there a waterfall?
cause i'd like to jump right in
i was born after all
to go chasing them
hot tubs hotter and hot dog slaughter
and milk cow mooing above
the moon jumped over a 4 leaf clover of love
and i'm the only witness to
a sign that things are changing soon
but i'd like to share with you
the truth
hey lost lovers you will find one another again
under covers like butter that's spread too thin
hey old brothers take up the rallying cry
the country is just about ready to die"
I got dreams the size of football fields,"Cats with guns and dogs with shields
hey i’m sleeping wake me up
Unicorns singing to the summer sun
Porcupines sticking out their tongue
hey i’m sleeping wake me up
i’m sleeping
wake me up
did you put that poison
in my love
did you think i’d
give up
hey i’m sleeping
wake me up
I don’t know how to grow a tree
But the tree is growing inside of me
Hey i’m sleeping wake me up
The side of the barn is falling down
Sirens wailing all around
Hey i’m sleeping wake me up
Slicing through the air like jelly
Little bees flying out of my belling
Hey i’m sleeping wake me up
Tons of ants and one cockroach
Take the solemn apple oath
hey i’m sleeping wake me up"
What can it be Anything,"at all So
you don't like me standing 10ft tall Who's
that standing in the field with a green
hat and a rubber sheep That's
how I feel when my life's not real
But it's not realistic And
oh I'm
afraid we miss call the cops and they'll
come running but it never stops They
just start coming and that's overrunning all my
emotions You
say it's not realistic Oh
I'm afraid that we missed it Know
nothing but just know that you can trust
any concentration of power at this late and
power"
Katniss Everdeen,"Hunts among the evergreens
The way she scowls
You'd think that she was so mean
But she's just
Hiding the way she feels
Locked up and tightly sealed
Showing emotion is death
Down in the Seam
And it's so, so obvious
She's so oblivious
All the boys want her
And she just doesn't know
I've loved her since we were kids
I watched her close and I gave her bread
Before all of this
She barely knew I existed
And now we're huddled up in this cave
In the middle of the Hunger Games
Playing house and hiding out
Waiting
What can I do? What can I do?
Katniss Everdeen
I'm in love with you
What can I do? What can I do?
Katniss Everdeen
I'm in love with you
Then they dried up all the water sources
Driving us to the lake of course
They're getting bored and restless
Back in the Capitol
On top the cornucopia
Human wolves jumping up
And Cato has got me
But she's still got some arrows left
Then he's dead, they give the order
Now we have to kill each other
I’ll sacrifice myself
But Katniss has a plan
We press the berries to our lips
There's no more rope now this is it
I can feel her heart beating
As if it were in my chest
Now we're both being whisked away
As I pass out staring at her face
And have dream that’ll never come true
With you
What can I do? What can I do?
Katniss Everdeen
I'm in love with you
What can I do? What can I do?
Katniss Everdeen
I'm in love with you
What can I do? What can I do?
Katniss Everdeen
I'm in love with you
What can I do? What can I do?
Katniss Everdeen
I'm in love with you"
Everyday I move around,"I struggle and I try
Between the sky and the ground
I put my feelers out
Every thing I’ve ever wanted
Every dream I’ve ever had
I can’t get beyond it
Somewhere I can’t get at
I’ve got nowhere to go
I’ve got nothing to be
I’m no one, never was
I’m no one and i am me"
sunday we got,"away from home
from the airport
we went to the sleety jun jun jun
sunday! sunday!
come on mister sherlock
let’s go to the beach
we promise to sing on sunday
we’ll play a deadly game
there’s got to be a catch
in the whole wide world
let’s go now to the beach
sunday? we're under a spell
can you make it through the winter?
there's a condition called superseded
by the laws of physics
we can't be sure
how many moons jupiter has
but it's probable we saw him last
0he's close enough
for now let's keep an eye"
So his shirt says running the world,"Since 1776
I think there might been a history class
Or two that he might have missed
We didn’t start running the world
Till after world war two
And 1898 was the start
of a whole lotta hullabaloo"
Goddamn,"I don’t even know who I am
No path no play no plan
sea of salt and sand
Goshdarn
I don’t even know who I are
No fight no fix no farm
6 7 8 alarm
Godspeed
I don’t even know who I be
No push no pull no plea
I chained up or am I free
Godbless
I don’t even know who is
No mix no must no mess
I’ve got no business
Goddamn"
Bow bow bow,"Curtsey for the king
He’ll give you a medal
For the weapons that you bring
He’s got more money than you
Bend over, kiss his ring
I hate to say it Donnie
But you look like a cuck
Look at that curtsey
Look at that bow
Not so mighty
You’re cucking it now
Look at that dip
Look at the deference
Like you looked up cuck
In the dictrionary for reference"
There once was a weirdo and a creep,"I met one night in my dreams while I sleep
And we ate green zucchini under a dark blood moon
While the ghost of Cleopatra sang a creepy little tune
Said the creep to the weirdo, will you marry me
When the whippoorwill cries beneath the coconut tree
Said the weirdo to the creep, I don’t want to wait wait
And they wrapped themselves around each other
Until they could not escape
And with that embrace they erased my mind
And when I woke up there were standing right behind - me
I watched in amazement as out they flew
Like bat and a pterodactyl of pure attitude
Some say you’ll see them in the dark blood moon
Or if you hum Cleopatra’s creepy little tune
But if you go to sleep when the whippoorwill moans
The creep and the weirdo will come to say hello"
Ropstan eat your scan Looks,"like it crashed That
didn't work We've
been streaming from here for what six hours
I thought we'd finish this in 2018 We're
sending cast to eport devs Every
block is a re org Ha
ha ha Sam
just kept mine Metallic
is on the soon when merged Soon
when merged sue the hope is a real
heat Put
out an nft Poap
is pronounced co op pope Oh
sorry no CPU
only The
song is gonna be the epic takeaway from
the call this purpose Wemberg
when we when merge when when emerge or
when merge When
when merge When
merge When
merge The
merge will happen when it needs to The
merge will happen when it needs to Never
early never late The
merge arrives precisely when it means to Solana
spelled backwards as anals Solana
spelled backwards as original os Oof
No let's not make fun of another chain
says super fizz What's
the what what's the what's the what's up
What's the what's the what's up What
happens to the os Cordell
will have to do the chorus Cordell
do the chorus Demect
is the new defcon glamour scammer decl when
bird whimpered when bird whimpered when we Difficulty
is only at 499597260512 49640 oh yeah oh
yeah oh yeah I got the urge the
urge emerged Urge
emerge Urge
emerge If
this song could increase hash rate we'd be
there by now This
song could increase hash rate we'd be there
by now Block
time is dropping Block
time is dropping The
next 18 minutes will take 19 hours Hi
Sam This
song is popping Don't
forget to get your poet or you'll be
sorry The
sound is popping You're
waiting for Robson
The next movement is critical I got the
urge to Merge
Protocol Guild
Build 4996661261529709 oh I'm
good Forever
good I hope you drunk gitcoin snack Don't
forget to donate to gitcoin this opportunity for
Turtle co Does
anyone have a mic to spare music and
mps Hi
Caleb Public
goods are good Public
goods are goods Public
goods Public
goods Public
goods Send
a donation to get that POAC
fund the public goods Merch
baby Merch
baby merge baby war seven minutes getting hatches
seven minutes I gotta keep going seven minutes
we're all gonna make it stayful that's s
T a T
e f u lembe statefulin donation T
Rex complains Can
price go up Can
price go up Please
The T
Rex would like to know if eth will
go up sometime Can
the devs do something It
seems like they're just playing beer pong Playing
beer pong Singing
a song Going
Playing beer pong I really need you to
go up cause I owe more in taxes
than I ever made in my entire life
True story I guess they like it better
that way I guess they like it better
that way BKN
chain has 3300099 554 validators 800099 554 validaters
399554 validators 399554 validators I got four 29
blocks 29 blocks I'm
sweating Let's
go Pikachane
30 blocks 29 blocks Can
we get there with the hatch rate 28
Can we do it 69 blocks 420 blocks
We're going We're
doing it Clock
time Bottom
out around 10 seconds Slowly
climbing up Robson
ether scan down for me Push
your minor out The
miners Danny
the degen fizz is dancing with Danny
the dege and we're still checking block time
Block height block of cheese We're
gonna make it down for me too Sassel
do the dance Sassel
do the dance Sassel
do the dance Sassle
do the Sassel
do the dance Sassle
do the dance 5 minutes 12 seconds to
go Seconds
to go Put
the zoom chat on stream This
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points Your
minors here 6510864182848545 That's
where you gotta send your minors Send
them there Oh
no The
time is moving backward This
just became my favorite song Tim
we got a fun coordinator without even hiring
Ha ha Patricio
dancing Sassle
Oo oo oo I love you The
ballad of the lost hash rate Where
did the hash rate go Nobody
knows Where
did the hash rate go Nobody
know Deflationary
Deflationary ultrasound money Deflationary
deflationary ultrasound money Last
block was two minutes Oof
Oof Oof
I see you in Bogota
Bogota We're
going to Bogota
Bogota The
ghost of POW
is fighting back Rapson's
fighting fighting to be reborn Rapson
wants to remain a proof of work but
we gotta help it be born again And
you proof of stake ether scam Is
it a bops then eth staker I love
You Eth
Finance I love you Ethereum
I love you Even
if people spell it wrong on Twitter
Eth Staker
I love you Eth
Finance I love you Ethereum
I love you Even
if people spell it wrong on Twitter
People spell it wrong on How
is this still happening More
or less 20 blocks Robson
More like a Bobston
Proof of stake is good Is
it true there's a golden poem for the
one that donates the most Is
this pre recorded 20 blocks 101137 active validators
on Ropsten
16 pending game Its
world record for the longest song ever Time
slows down when you reach the event horizon
Eth is money Mr
was here Do
Sasha's coming Lozar
is production ready The
next wave in Ethereum
birds are not real The
next wave in Ethereum
birds are not real Lod
Star Lod
Star Lod
Star Why
do the Swedes
call it a roof Steam
not a rapstone Lodestar
Lodestar Lodestar
How many blocks Decentralized
society Best
to just merge an experimental checkpoint sake Merge
when Merge
when Merge
when Tippening
when Tippening
when I want to see mvp How
many damn blocks I'm
a validator How
many damn blocks I'm
a validator How
many damn blocks I'm
a validator Lo
Star Lo
star Still
2716 viewers on YouTube
dedications 2734 people on YouTube
20 to go 20 to go Trying
to visit pass down play Mao
Condolation is real Your
spirit And
now what's the safe word Just
tell me if you need to use the
safe word Was
about to jump into rocket pool Mine
and ray decline Mine
and ray decline The
safe word is safe Moon
The safe word is safe moon Hashrate
just dropped again Hash
rate just dropped again Bordell
stopped Get
4 minutes 33 seconds Lock
time's up again Block
time's up again Hey
everyone We
were just kidding Lo
Star Lodestar
Lo Star
Lo Star
Lodestar Client
diversity Client
diversity is very important Gotta
keep those clients Gotta
keep those clients diversified Gotta
keep those clients Gotta
keep those clients diversified Gotta
keep those clients Gotta
keep those clients diversified Gotta
keep those clients Gotta
keep those clients diversified Gotta
keep those clients Gotta
keep those clients diversified Every
block you make Every
block you make Every
block you make I'll
be hashin you I'll
be hashing you Gotta
keep those clients diversify Gotta
keep those clients Gotta
keep those clients diversified Don't
share your 12 words with strangers I'm
talking specifically to the apes don't tell your
don't share your 12 words with strangers Although
we all know that you will Apes
Are we doing it all for the apes
I hope not I hope not I hope
I hope not Can
we delay the merge To
keep this song alive Get
yourself a hardware wallet and then put your
words onto a piece of metal Put
that piece of metal into a safe deposit
box and throw away the key And
then nobody will ever get your ape again
Nobody will ever get your ape again Joy
joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy
joy joy joy joy joy joy Wise
is a real seed phrase 20 blocks to
go Is
a hash rate coming back Is
a hash rate coming back Is
it coming back Says
18 Now
75 gigahashes Get
that TTD
Come on Come
on You
can do it Come
on Come
on Robson
Come on Come
on You
can do it Come
on Come
on Ramson
Danny Giving
out free validators fee Validators
Benjamin Button
to the merge Rate
Park Marble
Interest there Oh
wow These
are Okay
I get it Oh
that's fun Okay
Disease Denial
Caution Brand
Slush Higher
Insane Much
Peasant Promote
Update Equal
rate Park
Marble Interest
Scare Master
Begin Solid
And a rich Carrie
Lizard Piano
18 blocks 17 blocks 16 blocks 16 blocks
16 more blocks Let's
pull up the screen share Are
we almost there I feel like if I
stop singing Oh
God Okay
okay Can
I stop or should I keep going"
His budget amounts to a single idea,"Kill kill kill poor people
This is a war, and the war is real
He wants to
Kill kill kill poor people
We gotta eat the rich
If we want to live
We gotta oil up
The guillotine
Take their money and burn it
If we want change we gotta earn it
We gotta destroy the machine
His budget amounts to a single idea
Kill kill kill poor people
If there’s one thing that I know is real
Donald Trump wants to kill poor people
If there’s one thing he’s never know
It’s a life without a million dollar loan
And the spit and the disdain
He can barely contain"
Duck behind your introspection,"And lift up your gaze
Feelings washing over you
great big thunderous maze
Can you bear to navigate it
Without lashing out defensive
Can you open up
Without shutting down
Hide behind your exaltation
Don’t forget the cause
Put yourself in another’s shoes
Try at any cost
To see beyond your point of view
It may hurt and sting
There’s no love in the atmosphere
That hurt didn’t bring
Salt the wound pull the trigger
Check your facts against
The true stories that people tell you
You’re still on the fence
Let me know when you’ve decided
That you’ve had enough
There’s no joy in running circles
Lord knows life is tough"
I can't take the suspense so,"I'm going to bed
I'm not taking my phone
Just wake me up when it's done
I can't take the suspense anymore
Just wake me up in the morning
I can't take it
No
I can't take it
I'm not sure how we go on from here but
I can't take it"
underneath my brittle skin,"is the heart of a man that’s taking you home
disaster wrapped up in
The tropic hunger that rumbles when you’re alone
Pick up a rock
And break the window
All your teeth are falling out
Heard the story of the big white whale
Shaving off his stubble at the break of dawn
And they came to eat his heart
They came to jolly eat that whale alive
Throw a harpoon
Turn the winch
All your teeth are falling out
Mother daughter son and sea
Everybody holds everybody else’s key
The way they turn it turns the world
I fold into the pockets where I can be
Tuned and mended
Liked and friended
All your teeth are falling out"
maybe we weren't ever supposed to leave,"but some enterprising fish believed
happiness could be found on the land
that's when all the trouble began
bury me, bury me
so bury me there
beneath the ocean
beneath the waves where predators roam
it's natural we would find our home
i'm lost i'm lost in the world of men
i long to be home again
bury me, bury me
so bury me there
beneath the ocean
bury me there"
Talking like I know what I’m saying,"Like I know what I’m doing
Any of the time
Reaching further and further
Until the words fall into line
njOh oh oh oh
That’s what I do
That’s what I do for you
The eyes that can see in the darkness
Are calling you home to the afternoon
Don’t ask where the sun went
When the light bent
Into the blue
Oh oh oh oh
That’s what I do
That’s what I do for you
Sing with me and I’ll teach you
Everything that I don’t know
And when we fill the buckets
We will dump them into the snow
Oh oh oh oh
That’s what I do
That’s what I do for youw"
Well I'm,"just a little baby Little
baby little baby I'm
just a little bit hip wo like swimming
like dance like swimming like dance like swimming
like dance swimming dance I'm
just a little baby little baby little baby
I'm just a little baby in the world
I like to swim I like to dance
like to swim I like to dance like
swimming like to dance swimming dance I'm
just a little baby hippo and I like
to swim and dance with my all my
bushes on you from above me that's just
because she loves me I like to look
down look down up down all around look
down look down down down look down I'm
just a little baby Little
baby little baby I'm
just a little baby in the world like
swim like this like swim like this like
swim like this swim in I'm
just a little bab little baby little baby
I'm just a little baby hippie wow I'm
just a little bit"
he had such tiny little hands,"he was violent, he often broke necks
but when it came to the internet
he didn't understand
because bill was a tyranasaurus rex
he couldn't reach the keyboard
he couldn't reach the mouse
a brain so small inside of a
a head the size of a house
yeah bill the tyranasaurus rex
has trouble with every day tasks
every thing he touches he wrecks
it's fine motor skills that he lacks
bill went for a drive
through hollywood
but he couldn't put his change in the meter
when bill cam
back to his car
the meter maid was there so he decided to eat her
he can't open the car door
can't open the trunk
his tiny little hands
have got him in a funk
so bill went out
to seek the truth
about his existence and what it all means
he found a temple
he prayed and prayed
and god came down with a trampoline
he told bill to jump
he said look around
and bill got so high
that he never came down"
Let me tell you a little story,"About the devices in your house
You may think that they just sit there
Quiet as a mouse
But they are robbing you
Taking advantage of your negligence
(Oh no!)
They are stealing your hard-earned moolah
Whenever they get the chance
Look at this cell phone charger
What a cute little thing
But it’s still sucking up energy
Even when it’s not charging
Will you help staunch the madness?
Will you staunch the greedy flow?
There’ one simple thing that you can do
And now I will show, you
Power strip
Power strip
Power strip
Power strip
When you plug things into power strips
You can flip a little switch
Which stops the flow of energy
Saving you money, and the environment
Saving you money, and the environment
Saving you money, and the environment
It’s up to you
Power strips
Power strips
Just flip that switch"
I had a dream where,"I came apart at the seams
And nobody could put me back together
There I was
In little piles
I thought I’d stay that way forever
But then you came into my life
And I told myself that I could get some glue
And piece by piece I saw the light
That’s when I woke up next to you
I had a dream where
I was letting off steam
And a stray bullet pierced a cloud
The cloud was myself
And as the rain fell
I thought oh I’ve done it now
But then you came into my life
And I told myself the sky was still blue
And as a"
I drink caffeine and my heart beats fast,"I'd stop if I could but I'm addicted
Sugary drinks are bad for me
Whether it's soda or whether it's tea
Gotta be addicted
You gotta be addicted
If it's not drugs or alcohol
You gotta be addicted to something
Gotta be everything or nothing at all
Could be something good for you
Working out or fresh made juice
Everybody knows moderation is key
But that's not the way we're told to be
Gotta be addicted
You gotta be addicted
If it's not sex or porn or love
You gotta be addicted to something
Just a little bit is never enough
I heard we're addicted to foreign oil
And war and  reality TV
I say all of that's par for the course
You're looking at the symptoms not the source
Gotta be addicted
You gotta be addicted
If you're not addicted you're doing it wrong
You gotta be addicted to something
As a bare minimum to get along
There's a 12 step program
For you no matter your plight
Help me accept the things I cannot change
And help me make things right
I gave up drinking
Masturbation was a real fight
I gave up overeating too
Hey buddy, do you have a light?
Life is heavy and it's hard to bear
Pleasure is easy and bountiful
We're rats pushing buttons until we die
Then we face St. Peter and look in his eyes
Gotta be addicted
You gotta be addicted
If you're not addicted you're doing it wrong
You gotta be addicted to something
As a bare minimum to get along"
digging a hole,"digging a hole
trying to build a time machine
Lunch Lady Lucy put all the things i need
in the parking lot
miniature windmill
some spoons
5000 corks and delorian
so i'm just digging a hole
so i can leave this place"
"You take a coin, your BTC","It can’t do much, natively
You tap a button
You wrap it up
Now you’re onchain
The world open’s up
cbBTC, that is: Wrapped it up on coinbase
Use your bitcoin in the Aerodrome or AAVE
Backed up 1:1 custodial with coinbase
cbBTC what wonders will it facilitate?
Trade it easily with no fees on base, almost free
So come and learn
And earn and play
And lose yourself
Onchain all day
Your coins are trapped
So set them free
With CB
BTC"
Memes,"Are an increasingly powerful force
In the shaping of our world
Individuals who master the power
Of memetic exchanges, exchanges
Are at distinct advantages, advantages
To those
Who are carried along
By the eddies of global informations
Flows
To those
Who are carried along by the eddies
Of informations flows
The development
Of blockchain technology
Has allowed information to be stored
In an immutable
And uncensorable ledger
Using these innovations
Archetype has created
powerful and user friendly platform
To create trade and organize
information
While retaining the economic value
Of their service and creativity"
who is responsible for the power in this world,"for she is my daughter
and i am her father
and she's still my little girl
building burning dripping down turning
way down, way down, way down
the gauges are glowing
the power is flowing
and the people turn towards the sky
and they
fix their gaze up on this beautiful girl
who is responsible for the power in this world
of goo
and deja vu
where the only source of light is her
take my hand i'm crumbling under weight
that's just too great for me
and she's still my little girl"
1 2 3 4 why you doing what,"Why you doing why you doing that Why
you doing why Why
you doing doing Why
you doing that Why
are you doing that You
should be doing something else You
keep doing that thing now it's clearly bad
for your health Go
back into the closet Won't
you make everybody more comfor why are you
doing that You
like a bowl Like
a bowl in a china shopping bowl why
are you doing that Bowl
why are you doing what What
are you doing Why
are you doing that Why
you doing what you doing doing Why
you doing that Why
are you doing that You
look so dumb all the time Wearing
your little pink hat the ukulele and little
big wine why are you doing that Don't
you know it should have ended Why
are you doing that I'm
not your friend friend a friend it did
I did do I did does Whoa
whoa whoa no no I did do I
did does Aware
whiz are now why you doing why why
you doing doing Why
are you why you doing why Why
you doing doing what you doing there Tell
me why are you doing that No
don't look over there Answer
my question now I want to know if
it's like air Are
you breathing in the songs today Are
you breathing in the melody Are
you breathing in the songs today Are
you breathing in the melod why you doing
that O
why you writing another song Why
you doing that Oh
don't you think it's going on too Why
you doing what Why
you doing doing what you're doing that what
you doing what what you doing doing What
you're doing That
that that that"
Little by little,"I fall apart
One hand lungs
Other hand heart
Attack
Broken veins
And hair falls out
Buckets filling
Up with doubt
I laugh
Cuz you can’t touch me here
Yeah I’m beyond your reach
Swimming in my mind
In Hermosa Beach
Big sand castles
Singing whales
Catching tigers
By the tails
And stripes
Little by little
Bottom falls down
But my heads solid
In the clouds
I’m fine
Tell me child do you know
What you want to be when you grow
No I don’t and don’t ask again
I’ve got now there is no then
Every grain a trillion stars
War and pain and death so far
Away
In the stillness of the void
If it’s true I’m not paranoid
OK
Cuz you can’t touch me here
Yeah I’m beyond your reach
Swimming in my mind
In Hermosa Beach"
Just to get us in the mood Everybody,"close your eyes Let's
hear it Close
your eyes Take
a deep breath 1 Take
another deep breath Take
one more deep breath What's
up What's
happening Who's
that Mother
of teaching you guys are here What
did you just say Fuck
it Back
to the Bahamas
Let's go You
know what I like that That
sounds good to me Fuck
spf That's
it I like Fuck
spf It
has a nice ring to it It
has a That
has What
do you guys think Wait
In the next home market we promise not
to you sexual life exchanges That
was good I like that How
did you guys feel about that You
know what would make it even better though
Is if we were all singing it together
Yes That
would really get the toxic vibes of last
year out Absolutely
right Do
it All
right You
guys learn how those Here's
your note Three
four and su Sing
it But
go far and rush and see this Denmark
is on you In
the next whole market we promise not to
you centralize Excuse
you combine these house with you You
ready for the next part No
Not your team Not
your horns When
will we ever learn Never
So take the one and only call the
love of horn Vitalic
rides on a magical sweep light out of
What does the bubble horn sound like All
right I'll
give you my best Yeah
yeah Do
this Here
Here's my ball The
bubble corn I like that I like that
Lee what do you got What
does it sound like Shut
down That's
accurate Accurate
That's pretty good What
do you think Adam
What do you got over there According
to K
You know what I like to do I
think I know what you want to do
I like to bring everyone who's wearing a
bucket horn onesie up on the stage right
now Get
up here You
want to get off the buck up here
Three more fall at the end from Kyle
and Suzu
But no one in the shoe despair markets
on you In
the next bull market we promise not to
you centralize it strange run by this toxic
blue Okay
so Oh
my gosh It's
a Yeti
Oh my God
Yeti Yeti
Come here You
have a secret for me Yeti
Don't whisper in my ear for what you
The Yeti
The yeti just told me something amazing What
do you say John
He said that everyone on the stage who
purchased a bumblefront outfit get a free upgrade
to Spark
Whale Oh
my God
Oh my gosh That's
a 200 That's
a 2500 value I'm
not getting very fast Holy
Wow Wow
That's amazing And
over here we have popcorns to give back
to everyone Popcorn
plushies have their upgrades and Okay
we all going to get your popcorn plushies
and we're going to sing this one more
time Here
we go 3 Everybody
sing it 3 4 5 Is
there markets on you in the next market
we promise not to you centralize run by
the toxic We're
going to go out on spf okay"
Riding on the razor,"Between scorching hot and freezing
Left behind and bleeding
In the middle of the street
All the voices in the distance
Melt into one second
I am holding it together
With an anger born in darkness
And I won’t give up now
Stuck here in the closet
I am crying I am falling
I am rooted to the land
And the land is an explosion
In the middle of the street
The flood is overwhelming
The center is unfolding
In all directions
And I won’t give up now
I am surfing on the light
Of righteous fury dropping
My keyboard never stopping
My feet are dry and warm
At night when I am sleeping
The screams are overwhelming
The rock still needs a pushing
Till there is no one left"
There was a lady,"She had a farm
With lots of different animals that she loved
But these animals
They were not normal
They all sounded exactly the same
So the cow said “hello”
And the pig said “hello”
And the duck said “hello”
And the rabbit said “hello”
And the goose said “hello”
And the sheep said “hello”
And the goat said “hello”
And the horse said “hello”
And the hippo said “hello”
And the tiger said “hello”
And the ostrich “hello”
And the tortoise “hello”
And the T-rex “hello”
And the lemur “’hello”
And the house cat “hello”
And the monkey “hello”"
We were told that the seed phrase could never come off,"The Secure Enclave was impenetrable
But there was a backdoor all along
So now you’re crypto needs a new home
The warning signs were there
When they advertised jewelry
Which is not the very best look, you know
For operational security
Ledger, Ledger, get your shit off the Ledger
Private keys are a horrible way
To keep your most valuable things
And I like social recovery
But not on my ledger no way
Use multisigs and argent
For that social side
And get some hardware that doesn’t
Have this backdoor slide"
I woke up I started rearranging the studio,"got Covid
boosted ran errands and now phone call Oh
when am I gonna write my song I
don't know When
am I gonna write my song I don't
know Oh
well the show must Oh
well the show must go on oh well
the show must go on oh well the
show must go on oh well the show
must go on oh well the show must
go on"
The GOP are gonna kill people,"Rich mother fuckers will get big tax breaks
GOP are gonna murder people
Rich kids will eat poor people steaks
The GOP are gonna gut people
Rich prima donnas gonna still complain
The GOP are gonna slaughter people
Rich mother fuckers gonna go insane
\"
bunch of hedge fund ding dongs,"Gambling with other people’s dough
Said GameStop is easy pickings
Short sell go go go
And off they went
Trying to drive
That stock straight to the ground
So they could make more money
And the wheel spins round and round
But the hedge fund ding dongs
They didn’t factor one thing
That’s the Reddit edge lords
Who cause a ruckus with their memes
Edge lords , they’re not saints
But the hedge funds are parasites
Bringing nothing of value to the world
And the edge lords decided to fight
It’s the Hedge Funds
Against the Edge Lords
Full contact battle
In the meme war
It’s called capitalism
There’s no fighting fair
It’s kids in basements
Against billionaires
The edge lords got buying
And Gamestop stock soared
Which left the hedge fund ding dongs
holding worse than worthless shorts
One ding dong got bailed
Nearly 3 billion bucks
It seemed likely that some ding dongs
Might even go banrukpt
Meanwhile the talking heads
Were all simply aghast
blatant display if impudence
From the edge lord underclass
They said, you manipulate the markets
With your foolish memes
Never once acknowledging
That they always do the same thing
So where this goes next
Is impossible to see
Will it crash the economy
Or get quashed by the SECrr
The edge lords are known to do
Some pretty nasty stuff
But it’s hard not to cheer
When it’s hedge funds they’re fucking up
Most of all I think it’s clear
That they have exposed
The lie at center of wall street
The ding dongs have no clothes
People like Mitt Romney
Got rich doing just the same
Different toys, different methods
But the whole thing is a game"
They say that everything has happened Will,"happen again and is happening everywhere They
say that I am you and you are
me And
we’re all each other infinitely, recursively And
all the leaves are falling in all the
little gardens And
the people are wearing all the hats on
every single head And
in every universe, and every timeline They’re
crying cuz Dog
Is Ged
The devil’s out the details and the forest
is in the trees And
someone sold their soul for a broken shopping
mall Nothing
is on purpose and nothing’s accidental And
the only thing I’m
sure of is I know nothing at all
And didn’t Einstien
say that all of time and existence was
a giant loaf of bread So
no matter how to slice it, we’re all
just little mice It’s
paradise and Dog
Is Ged
We dissonantly cognate and break upon the shore
Of the limits of words and sounds Does
any of this exist is all just simulation
are we Free
to move or locked up and bound I
try to see the future But
I can’t fight my nature Unable
to keep it all straight inside my head
No matter what I do, it’s not me
it’s you And
together we are Dog
Is Ged"
I’m on the move,"I’m going in
Just gotta pick myself up again
On the fly
On the ground
Just gotta deal with this rain coming down
You know
I will always go
Exactly where you tell me to
After all I’ve done
After all the bones
Are built up in the system you
Can make it all right
With just a look
System shock
Better restart
Give him a hand and a brand new heart
Terrible
What they did
But no one can know it went down like this
Once shy
Another day goes by
Legacy code in the memory foam
You move
Closer to
The metal detector inside your home"
You can measure distance by steps taken,"Or productivity by how much you're making
But there's more than one way to eat that kale
How'd you get from there to here
Who'd you meet that seemed sincere
Every variable is a great big whale
Every step you take, for sure
Every song you write all right
But every person you meet
That makes your heart beat
And you connect way down deep
I'm tired from 3 days of connecting
And so this song is just an interjecting
Of a few of the ideas rattling around
Success feels just like failure
So before you go out to the church and nail your
Demands on the door make sure your motive's sound
Sing out with your heart
Use your head to matter
Rip your world apart
And then put it back together"
I'm not normally nervous that much before a show,"I mean
I got a little bit of nerves right before you know but
I'm pretty nervous about this one
Yes
I am
I hope it goes well
God damn"
Oh your taste is so unique,"Oh when we’re dancing cheek to cheek
Oh, Kikkoman
I’m just a little ol’ geek
But you are magnifique
Oh well you break my losing streak
Oh, Kikkoman
Can we kick it with Kikkoman?
Oh, of course we can, of course we can
Can we kick it with Kikkoman?
Oh, of course we can, of course we can
Can we kick it with Kikkoman?
Oh, of course we can, of course we can
Kikkoman"
You don’t need,"An AR 15
Don’t need
Semi automatically
If you’re not fighting in a war
What do you need those guns for?
Everybody’s been feeling
So helpless and denied
But these kids have got me hopeful
These kids have got me riled
On March 24th
I’ll be in DC
Marching with them
In solidarity
Because we
Were all waiting
For their voices
To split the day
Loud and angry too
Unflinching, I can’t look away
The tears start welling up
And we know we’ve had enough
These kids have got me standing
And overwhelmed with love"
Home Marcel,"All his friends can be found around the
yard They
want to go on a hike but they're
afraid They're
afraid to wander too far when the camera
turns off they dance around the bonfire And
when the camera turns off they read books
of poetry to each other every night And
they say good night old marcel All
his friends they think it's pretty cool They're
celebrities The
answer to the question why the chicken crossed
the yard is oh oh oh it's some
N F
Ts When
the camera is turned off they make scrambled
eggs and that's pretty gross But
the camera is turned off and the dinosaur
eggs that he bought from the man with
the one eye patch and the hook leg
And oh they sing to each other Oh
they sing to each other Marcel
and all his little friends they dance around
when the camera is pointed straight directly at
them Then
they put on their best face when they're
on the camera And
oh the camera observes the truth but only
part of the truth Ooh
myself All
of his friends they want to get better
at playing chess so they work really hard
as they run this way and back through
the yard When
the camera turns off they think about life
and everything And
when the camera turns off they drop acid
and say life in submarine Marcel
and all his friends they wait for the
black bear to come back They
say bear how long will the bear market
last for these nmgs And
the bear says I don't know I'm
just a bear And
marcel and all his friends say ha ha
I figured that's what you would say bear
today And
so they dance around the bonfire one more
time Then
they read their books of poetry and say
good night Good
night"
This will be like child’s play with a,"set of muppets, looking back at how this
story of odder things came together, just stand
by me as I carry you off to
dreamland. All
the muppets gather round you Looking
back at how they found you Baby
lost in the woods yeah They
raised you best they coulds yeah But
you weren’t meant to stay there As
odder things came together So
you found your firmer footing And
set off for the big city You
dream big Keep
goin Even
when it seems like its no use You
get hit You
keep growing All
the while wearing out your walking shoes And
when you’re feeling world weary From
testing all your bad theories The
muppets welcome you back Hold
you gently in their laps You
end where you start this Because
it’s home where the heart is All
the muppets gather round you Remember
how they found you"
I got to do my song,"What
Won't be very long
It's
Friday night
Come on
I got to do my song
Eat a banana
Eat a banana
Eat a banana
Eat a banana
Drink some water
Water
Drink some water
Take some pills
Take some pills
The baby's crying
The baby's crying
I've got to do my song
It not gonna take very long
I got a marker in my mouth
I got a marker
I got a marker
Eat some corn fl
Eat some cornflakes
I got a marker
I got a marker
Now
I'm gonna go to sleep"
Three thousand nine hundred and ninety nine,"I’m doing all right yeah I’m doing just fine
When I hit 5000 songs I’ll be 40 years old
I hope I make it that far down the road
I’m the same person
But I’m also not
Same anxious stomach
Twisted into knots
Same rambling brain
Singing all my songs
Trying to make do
With what I’ve got
4000 days ago I was sitting in LA
Thinking about how I was gonna write a song a day
So much has changed in 4000 days
In another 4000 it’ll be the year 2030
Three thousand nine hundred and ninety nine
It’s been a wild ride and a steep steep climb
Whether you’ve listened 10 years or a day
Every single bit of it I appreciate"
If Twitter can’t protect Leslie Jones,"The rest of us are screwed
They took a nice chat bot
And made her racist, sexist and lewd
And if the Chinese bot can do it
We need a course correction
So let’s turn the car around
And head for the intersection
Of technology
And the liberal arts
Use our brains
And open our hearts
The status quo
Is not how it has to be
Between awful and awesome
Is empathy
mistake is an opportunity
To try something unplanned
Pain is temporary
Suck is forever
Quality is the best business plan
Or you could write 40 apps
And have 37 die
And number 41 takes off
And the confetti falls from the sky
That four loop could be a flat map
You’d be amazed by what you can build
With one valid true loop
It’s ok to be lost
It’s ok to be a newb
Kids these days
But it’s okay to be a newb
The master has failed more
Than the novice has tried
You have to make the universe
Before you make apple pie
You don’t need those paper dragons
There’s no tigers chasing you
Go easy on yourself
Even when that’s hard to do
Remember to….
Ben won rock paper scissors"
Pathetic scenes were,"Reported today
From the German frontier
Where groups of Jews
Attempting to leave
The Reich literally went to their knees
Imploring Netherlands officials
To allow them to pass
Netherlands frontier guards
Have been doubled
And strict orders have been given
To prevent any refugee invasion
Europe needs to get a handle
on migration
because that is what lit the flame
I admire the very generous approaches
that were taken
I think it is fair to say Europe has done its part,
and must send a very clear message – ‘
we’ll no longer provide refuge and support’ –
because if we don’t deal
with the migration issue
it will continue to roil the body politic"
It’s your boyfriend calling,"You make his heart sing and fly
Maybe he’s needing you or ??? beating you
Or maybe he just wants to say hi
Ding dong
Ding a ling dong
Ding dong ding"
I write a song one day Is,"that okay I'm
anxiety personified I write a song day Is
that all right Is
that okay I don't know why I do
it I just do it best I can
Sometimes I cannot sleep Sometimes
I sleep too much Sometimes
I look out the window and think oh
yeah I write a song a day I'm
not sure what else I can say it's
what I do every day now we're gonna
go to this chord Now
we're gonna go to the is Yes
the discord had R
That's just what I have to say I
went to the supermarket and I couldn't find
any food no no food was left at
all I have to go away the mic
when I sing so up high because if
I didn't it would be really loud and
that would be really bad I write a
song a day Is
that all right Is
that okay Please
don't put me down I'm
just trying to get by same as you
I'm just trying China
get down get down get by get down
get by same as you A
summer day a summer day a summer day"
Nazis make me sad,"More than mad
I can’t imagine
Going around feeling like that
Genocide for breakfast
Ethnic cleansing for lunch
All that fear and hatred
Cannot feel too fun
When you strip away
The cold veneer
That’s when you see
The Nazi tears
deep deep sadness
And a deep deep fear
No room for anything else
I read the first hand
How antifa stands
Between the nazis
And the clergy they defend
You’ve got to fight the nazis
You got to shut them down
But behind every nazi
is a sad, sad clown
When you strip away
The cold veneer
That’s when you see
The Nazi tears
deep deep sadness
And a deep deep fear
No room for anything else"
I’m not really here,"I’m just a buggababoo
That means that you fear
The things I will do
I’ll hold you and kiss you
Til we both disappear
We’ll fly far away
Say goodbye now my dear
Ba
Buggababoo
Ba
Buggababoo
Ba ba
Buggababoo
Ba ba
Buggababoo
Out in the Milky Way we hang left
Alpha Centuri
We’re so nimble and deft
Edge of the uni-verse
We will hit
The wall of nothing
And nothingness
Ba
Buggababoo
Oh Ba
Buggababoo
Ba ba
Buggababoo
Ba ba
Buggababoo
Oh ba
Buggababoo"
Female presenting nipples,"Should have the freedom they deserve
Female presenting nipples
What exactly has occurred
Apple has a garden
Around which is a wall
And female presenting nipples
Aren’t welcome there at all
Female presenting nipples
Of what are they so afraid
You suckled at your mama’s boob
When you were a babe
Stop trying to control
Women’s body’s let them be
With those female presenting nipples
I do stand in solidarity"
Don't get out of hand now,"If you don't understand how
certain element of your life works
You don't have to grok it
In fact that may block it
And then you're out in the cold, cold, cold
You can just float along
And you're going where you're going
Accept that there are somethings in life
That you won't ever be knowing
You can't force it
To change course it
Won't do what you want
If you push it along
It'll only make you
The fool
Once I was a soldier
And I fought for
An endless war
Each day was a battlefield
And I could never yield
And I was so, so sure
I marched so firm in boots of steel
On a road so straight and narrow
Until I heard a beautiful song
It sounded like a christmas carol"
Taint nobody around,"Except the spam hounds
And they don’t make a sound
It’s like zombies
Are gonna come crawlin out of the ground
And maul me, soon as I let my guard down
Hello?
Is anybody there, hello?
Is anybody there? Hello?
Is anybody there? Hello?
Is anybody there, is anybody there, hello?"
N,"O 
L
Y
R
I
C
S, 
O
N
L
Y 
F
O
O
T
A
G
E"
Went looking for a piano,"Couldn't find one
Wanted 88 keys
Instead I got none	
Ain't that the way it goes
Ain't that the way
Wanted to kiss your face
But you are nowhere near
Want to squeeze your body
But your body isn't here
Ain't that the way it goes
Ain't that the way
Ain't that the way that it goes
Ain't that the way
There's no reason
No mischievous force at play
Tomorrow will be different
But this is today
Ain't that the way
Ain't that the way
Want 8 hours of sleep
But my thoughts kept me turning
I wanted good dreams
But my brain was a fire burning
Ain't that the way that it goes
Ain't that the way
Wanted to dance with you
Nothing I want more
Wanted to spin you 'round
Instead I'm lying on the floor
Ain't that the way that it goes
Ain't that the way
There's no reason
No mischievous force at play
Tomorrow will be different
But this is today
Ain't that the way
Ain't that the way"
well i'm a sailor,"and she's the ocean
until i found my way on to dry land
well i can hold my breath for a long time
and i can breath out carbon dioxide
when i got shipwrecked
she just ignored me
but i just got a little closer every single day
until she took me into her palace
where she made me lose my balance
i was made for another life
i was constructed to hold your hand
i was made out of balsa wood
and you made and unmade the land
my ears pop
my eyes bulge
i got to get some air in my lungs
the pressure is building and i don't know if i'll hold
but then you look at me with that look just so
i am floating
in your bedroom
free to roam and unchained at the waist
can we just go on like this forever
is there another step that i'm missing that's better?"
He's 18 pounds and he loves to eat,"With an intelligent meow he communicates He'll
sit in the middle of the room when
you have a party He
wants morning cuddles everyday Dashiell
That's Dash
for short He's
looking for a new home Jess
and Rebecca
are having a baby And
Dashiell has got to go He
really likes cooked asparagus He's
the best mouse hunter you've ever seen He
catches flies mid-air, Mr.
Miyagi style He's
got lots of energy, so he needs playtime
everyday for a while But
here's the catch: He's
an asshole He
likes to get his way He
might stalk And
attack you Despite
his challenges He's
incredible companion They
don't want to give him up But
a baby takes precedent"
Can you hold the truth in your hand,"without judging it without even looking at it
Can you be what you demand without judgment
without even looking at yourself I'm
not who I say I am I'm
not who you think I am I'm
not who you say I am I'm
not who you think you are at all
can you hold the head of a pen
Dancing while the angels sing Can
you take off and fight in the deep
dark Deep
dark Deep
dark night I know who you think I
are I'm
something Something
much more bizarre I'm
not the experiences that I have on the
side of every single pair of fences no
no no no when everything is covered in
pollen and you can't find some reason to
come calling I'll
pack you up into my suitc and we'll
go out Searching
for love oh searching for love Searching
for love Searching
for love I love a love a dub
dub love dub a dub a love a
dub dub dub dub a dub I love
a dub dub dub dub"
First your food's disgusting,"At least that's what I'm told
Tastes like the road to obesity
Wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole
Fried up diabetes
Heart disease in a meal
Eat Chick Fil A for a couple of days
And tell us how you feel
Screw you, Chick-Fil-A x3
Screw you, Chick-Fil-A
Next you sued a gentleman
Who comes from my home state of Vermont
He makes a shirt that says Eat More Kale
And you just couldn't have that
Do you own the english language?
Is it yours to do with as
Well you can Eat More frivolous lawsuits
And you can eat more of my ass
And we all knew your thumped your bible
it's not like it was some secret
But when the Muppets turn against you
You know now you have done it
And Santorum is on your side
Huckabee's leading the anti-boycott
Your defenders are bona fide!"
"Regulatory lag, environmental protection Commissioner’s","work is never done Nuclear
waste disposal, grid modernization Commissioner’s
work is never done Do
you go with rate shock or gradualism How
to do you implement your demand response mechanisms?
You got long commission meetings and aging infrastructure
Gotta get to carbon neutral but how to
do that we’re just not sure Look
out for stranded assets not used and useful
anymore Transportation
electrification hear it knocking on the door Public
interest and ratepayer benefits, there’s got to be
middle ground between future proof and affordability DER
ESG PJM
ROE LMP
PSC REGI
OPSI"
Take a picture It'll,"last longer Put
a ring on your middle finger Stick
it up in the ocean Tell
the people that you mean business I was
only ever trying to do right by you
I was only ever trying to make it
right But
I couldn't And
so I said hey that's okay Every
time you make it that way it goes
away again Bake
a cake Eat
a peach Put
yourself in another person's pocket in another person's
place With
their only thing that you're looking in the
face and you see their eyes They're
looking like they're gonna punch you They're
looking like they're gonna eat you up Eat
you up and spit down the toilet But
I had a notion that I was stuck
up in a tree without a net Break
my bones and tell me that I'm
all right That
I made out of things Stuff
of stardust And
I'm looking at your face again Have
another applesauce put it in your mouth hole
Take another look at it Then
jump off a cliff with all your bathing
suits wrapped around your ankles Ready
for the big time You're
ready for the fall You're
falling Down
down down down down You're
falling Let
the only way you can fall sometimes unless
you are in space"
Drink the wine,"Become enamored with it
Take what’s mine
And do with it what you will
Heavy stone
Tree bark in forest
Quantity unknown
Numbers in a lonely midnight chorus
And now you see me
I’ll be on my way
Another old trick out of my hat
My legs could carry me
My tongue will say
You’ll never get the best of me, no
Ocean spray
Tiny rocks become sand over time
And you can run away
But he will find me in the places that you didn’t look
M-m-mountain ice
Best it be the sleeping silent sentinels
Don’t look twice
Rocks all whispering at dusk
And now you see me
I’ll be on my way
Another old trick out of my hat
My legs could carry me
My tongue will say
You’ll never get the best of me, no
You’ll never get
You’ll never, never get
You’ll never get
The best of me
You’ll never get
You’ll never, never get
You’ll never get
The best of me
No no"
Breastfeeding,"All the way
It can be hard at first
Don't get discouraged
You may need practice
And baby may need practice
Cradle, cross cradle, football, reclining
Lanolin, pumping, oh no baby is crying
Is it a good latch?
Is it a bad latch?
Is it colostrum?
Has your milk come in?
Breastfeeding
All the way
It can be hard at first
Don't get discouraged
You may need practice
And baby may need practice
Better call that IBCLC
The lactation consultant can really be
big help
With your engorgement
With your let down
With the rooting reflex
Nursing bra
Nursing pads
And an asymmetrical latch
Skin to skin
Nipple shields
Look out for mastitis
Just don't get discouraged"
"Vegetables, oh vegetables x3","Oh vegetables, oh vegetables
Kale, broccoli, spinach, turnips, brussel sprouts and bok choy
Lettuce, beets, asparagus, garlic and leeks
I’m a happy boy
Carrots and radish
Potatoes and yam
Tomatoes, squash, avocado, yum!
Celery, pumpkin, daikon, zucchini, artichoke and chrysanthemum
Vegetables are good for you
And your fear is so misplaced
You’ve been brainwashed into thinking
That you won’t like the taste
Vegetables, oh vegetables x3
Oh vegetables, oh vegetables
Some people think that vegetables are gross
But those people don’t know
Vegetables are the best
Vegetables are the most wonderful thing in the world and so
You should eat more vegetables
And your fear is so misplaced
You’ve been brainwashed into thinking
That you won’t like the taste
Vegetables x8
Yeah!"
The idiot looked at the sun,"Because he doesn’t believe in science
The rules don’t apply to him
He knows that if he goes blind it’s
Not a big deal
Cuz he’s a winner uh huh
And winner’s can do
Whatever they want"
"Oh, Roman Opalka","change in the weather
Can show us the passage of time
clock on the wall
Summer into fall
Or the thoughts of
life that we left behind
And your numbers glow
And Roman Opalka, you know
Roman, you know all about time
Roman Opalka
faded old picture
Can show us the passage of time
Oh what a feeling
You painted 5 million
Six hundred thousand two hundred and forty nine
And your numbers glow
And Roman Opalka, you know
Roman, you know all about time
You wanted to get to seven million
seven hundred and seventy seven thousand
seven hundred and seventy seven
But you died
Roman Opalka
Your watch has ended
You showed us the passage of time
And I will do my best but
I can’t do you justice
I’m claiming the flame that you carried as mine"
Hey,"I'm a minister of peace
Now let's go to war
Tell
Your people that we're coming
And we'll take back what is ours
All the little babies in the railroad station
Gonna get blown up by the freedom bombs
Hell will rain down on creation
Till all is still until all is calm
Now
You'll witness all our power
It's shocking really how mighty great we are
Don't
For a second try and fight it
We'll knock you down before you know we're there
All the little flowers in the garden growing
Iridescent from the souped up soil
Down from the moutons see the water flowing
Into the ocean watch it boil"
I work for you,"I pay my bills
I write my songs
Dance and sing
These are the days
Of unicorn blood
Broken promises
And elven rings
Nothing much is sacred
But the partisan hatred
And the technocratic liberalism
I’m being eaten alive
Eaten alive
By my sense of entitlement
And my pride
I’m being eaten alive
Eaten alive
The internet is a gaping maw
Opening wide
Throw spaghetti
Roll those dice
You can follow
Anyone at all
When you’re ready
For some advice
It’s so hollow
You don’t heed it at all
We are all pretending
The world isn’t ending
But the cages are all filling up up up"
I’m growing my hair out,"Cuz I don’t wanna look the same
As every other middle aged guy
Beard shaved head and glasses
I’m gonna grow it really long
Wanna look like greg from Steven universe
But more likely i’ll look super dumb
But honestly I kinda like that
I’m as vain as the next guy
But it manifests in cultivated ugliness
It’s more than I wanna look different
From other guys all the time
So I’m growing my hair out
Soon it’ll be a Jew Fro
Maybe it’ll be a little Einstein
Did he ever think about his hair
I guess probably not
His dome was filled with other thoughts
But I’m so self conscious that
I simply cannot help myself"
hey mr. bike thief you're a big jerk,"do you steal bikes cause you can't find work
hey mr. bike thief life is hard
but stealing bikes is not the ansar
you stole my bike
it was a piece of my life
i was so happy when i got that bike
and you took it away from me
it was a gift from my girlfriend
hey mr. bike thief
i hope you get caught"
goin' back i swore i wouldn't,"but i feel the pull
is it fate is it destiny
or an implanted chip in the back of my skull
i thought i was done with the pirates life
guess i thought wrong
on the bow of the good ship gloria
we'll be singing this song
on the banks of that lonely isle
where i was left to die
a dream of an angel came
she asked me why
why was i marooned
when i could've been the king
i didn't knw what to tell her
i didn't say anything
it's not a life for everyone
this much i understand
if you like creature comforts
if you like your picnics planned
but the pirates life is the one for me
and forever i will stand
with my head held high against the tyrants
who try to take our land
as my ship draw near to the anchor point
i sense that something's off
not a sound for miles around
not single seagull cough
from the depths of the hungry ocean
a fiery mouth appears
and through rain and sleet and hail and wind
all that i can heara"
Hello Elizabeth,"My name is Jonathan
I’m writing to you today
Regarding your video
You sent me a takedown notice
Which is your right
But I wonder if you’d reconsider
And retract your claim
You see, Elizabeth, I write a song a day
And for each one make a video
I made song #595
And way back in 2010
And used your video without permission
And I’m sorry
I really am
I had written a song about a porcupine
After seeing your video
It inspired me to think about
My history with porcupines
Growing up in Vermont
Porcupines up in the trees
My dog getting needles in his nose
And so I used your video to go with the song
And now I can clearly see that this is wrong
But I’ll take the video down
I’ll do what I have to do
But I really don’t want
To just have offended you
And so here I am writing you a song
Hello Elizabeth, this is your song
I don’t know one thing about you
Except you filmed that porcupine
And now this takedown notice
But I hope we can be friendly"
Thunder thunder thunder thunder storm,"I'm under under under under warm skin
I wonder wonder wonder wonder where
Who put who put who put who put them there
Those thunder storms with their crash and boom
Those thunder storms
They light up a room
And I love it"
The crazy thing is,"I would be writing songs
Even if nobody listened
Even if I never got paid
And so it’s easy to take advantage
I am not a business person
My brain just doesn’t work that way
But it seems like 3 months
Is a very long time
To be giving away music for free
Especially when you didn’t make the music
Or really even do anything at all
Except provide a platform
Of which there are in fact many
The most profitable company in the history of the world
Can’t pay the musicians
Who make their service run
I wonder what John Lennon
Is saying to Steve Jobs
Way up in heaven"
Paw Patrol isn’t on a roll,"They’ve wrapped around a telephone poll
Minions making many messes
Betty Boop lost her cocktail dress
It’s the Thanksgiving Day Parade
Some years sun and some years snow
The rain will come and the wind will blow
Pretty soon New York will be underwater
And the balloons will carry the cannon fodder
For the Thanksgiving Day Parade
Arthur’s up there looking mad
Big Bird’s waving the Russian flag
Oh there’s Doug, thanks I hate it
Baby Shark is looking deflated
Macy’s is going out of business
The balloons live on in the rainforest
Distraction from the cataclysm
Another crazy shrine to capitalism"
a pirate's life for me a pirates life,"for me my servant packs the car while
i sit beneath a tree i eat a
klondike bar while my servant packs the car
i make him sing a song for me
for me mic check here we go i
gotta pack the car while mr. pirate sits
there eating a klondike bar he makes me
sing while i but i go no words
so far i know i'll list the things
i pack into the car duct tape ukulele
and small amp big bowl tp roll and
a small lamp microphone telephone boxes boxes blankets
pillows a variety of rocks vacuum bucket an
old chandelier mannequin tool box big black sphere
printer bass guitar a broken scooter 2 x4
window laptop computer a metal crown a sleeping
bag an old tv a dirty rag an
accordion picture frame a keyboard chess game"
When cats and apes and ducks are chasing punks,"And bits collide with traits to kingdom come
Degenerates all howl at the moon
Ten thousand trolls and three will join the fun
The hell site of the blue bird is quicksand
100 billion pixel creature contraband
Degenerates all trying to make a buck
Ten thousand trolls and three at your command"
I got a BP,"on my back, I got a BP
on my back, I got a BP
on my back, yeah I got a BP
on my back, I got a BP
on my back, yeah He
wants to nurse and his mama isn't here,
and so we're riding this song I'm
feeling in this pack, but it's not the
same as nursing, and so he's feeling pretty
sad So
I got a BP
on my back, yeah, I got a BP
on my back, yeah What
do you think? No,
no, no"
Vasectomy,"I just got my vasectomy
The doctor she cut me
On my scrotum and so gently
Took my vas deferens out of my body
Split them into two pieces
Then cauterized the two endsy
Then put it all back inside of me
Vasectomy
I just got my vasectomy
Now I’m wearing a really funny
Jockstrap and I’m icing me
Ballsack so the swelling won’t be
Too bad hopefully
It all went back inside of me
Vasectomy
I just got my vasectomy
No sex for a week
And for two months we’ve got to be
Careful, because little spermy
Might still be there, swimming free
We got two kids we don’t want 3"
Lazy river take my hand Lazy,"river I protect your head from the fallen
water O
from the fallen water pool Whoa
lazy river here we are lazy river no
plane train or a car Just
a tube between you and me Just
a tube and we are free Cause
it's so lazy river we just float out
today Wopa
papa It's
a lazy river that's all we're gonna do
today Lazy
river I love you lazy river you love
me till you do you're just my bo
You do Yes
I love you I do Lazy
river don't look up lazy river it's dripping
down on you I will do but I
protect your head look out Cause
it's a l Lazy
river just like on the open river now
it's a lazy river Artificial
giver Shall
we go Lazy
lazy eyes love you so"
Jonathan on the highway at night,"Don’t forget the lights
From your light beams
Light beams, light beams
Headlights
Sun going down on the horizon
Golden, pink
Makes me stop and think about the times
That I didn’t stop and think
To take the time
I’m driving away from Sacrament
I’m driving towards the Oak Hills
Filled with wills to kills
Bill?
No, Jonathan
Gary?
No, my name is Jonathan
I see clouds in the sky
I see stars in my eyes
Lights in the reflection
Lights reflected by the retracted, impactive
Smacks of something silly
Like a guy named Billy
No, my name is Jonathan.
Drivin’ the way I know how to drive
The only way there is to drive
There’s no other way
Except to drive\
(That, that’s the end)"
The Mauraders,"The maunders
The marauders map
See who’s coming
See who’s going
See who’s staying put
Don’t get caught
By Filch or Snape
Follow carefully
Steps
Mischief managed
Mischief managed
When your mauarrding is done
You’re feeling great
Don’t stay out too late
You might have too much fun"
"Crazy, crazy, crazy defi returns","Mint, buy, grow, take, make and burn
When something sounds to o good to be true
Bash my head against the wall, don’t tell me what to do
Cuz I don’t understand
Why you keep doing the same thing
algorithmic stable coins
Do they miss the entire point
Oh and down and down we go
Hold on to your butts
This all started in late 2008
When some dumb dudes make a lot of mistakes
The whole point was to do something new
But humans gonna do what humans gonna do
But I don’t understand
Why we keep doing the same thing
Attacker OTC
Accumulated
1 billion UST
Borrowed 3 billion
In BTC
Spread around fud abt
peg and bank runs
Dumped the fuck
Out of 3 billion
BTC on market to
Trigger wider panic, ooo
10 minutes after LFG
Pulled some liquidity
In prep for 4pool
The attackers pounced"
Can you taste the regret,"Can you feel it yet
Is it real to you right now
The sun’s going down
And the city’s gonna drown
Is it real to you right now
There’s a whole lotta
Something coming
And most of it
Ain’t great
You better get right
With something
Before it is too late
They’re waltzing slow
In the wind and snow
Is it real to you right now
They’re drinking champagne
On what remains
Is it real to you right now
The sun’s making schemes
The earth’s having dreams
Is it real to you right now
The fire is stoked
The chimney’s are choked
Is it real to you right now"
Don’t look now but it’s coming for you,"Flow like lava, down bad: the blues
If you get greedy, you can’t get enough
That liquidation monster will gobble you up
Liquidate, oh liquidate
Soul is dark and heart full of hate
You can’t hold on no matter how you try
The liquidation monster will eat you alive
Creeping up closer every single day
You’re swimming upstream try to keep it at bay
You try to appease it and you try to atone
That liquidation monster will swallow your bones
Liquidate, oh liquidate
Soul is dark and heart full of hate
Pulling you under, now you can’t breathe
That liquidation monster will set you free
So all you babies with stars in your eyes
Far be it from me to moralize
I want you to learn from my mistakes
You can’t lose if you don’t play
Liquidate, oh liquidate
Soul is dark and heart full of hate
Keep your wits about you, keep your nose clean
Or that liquidation monster will crush all your dreams"
Well it's been so long since,"I had computer problems
Fuck that shit
I don't like it not one bit
Fuck that shit
Cause nothing nothing will open
Oh nothing will open
Because
I got computer problems
I got those problems
Oh no no
Oh no no no no
I don't want them
Am
I even gonna be able to post this song
That remains to be seen
If
I could fix things
Because
I got some bad luck
Computer problems
Yeah
I got so much to do
Got no time for those problems
Computer problems
Computer problems"
"Hey, you found a boat","For us to go out in the ocean deep
Where an endless storm is raging
In waters ever changing
We huddle there together
to keep each other safe
Safe, you'll keep me safe
I'll keep you safe
You'll keep me safe
I'll keep you safe
Hey, you found a boat
And just in time because the flood is rising up
And there is no controlling
When the water starts to rolling
But this boat is made for holdingdx
And we'll keep each other safe
And the shaking of the earth is overwhelming
And the spinning of the sky makes us dizzy
And the gods demand a symbol in sign language
But we ignore cause our hands are busy
Hey, you found a boat
Sturdy and just big enough for two
And when the sun breaks through the clouds
We holler and we shout
signal to the world that
We are feeling safe"
Nothing ever happens,"Decades pass
All my little plans go
Flying out the window
I was your teenage self
Half unicorn and half dark elf
I was your confidence
Put me back together
And I make no sense
I look in the mirror
Haven’t changed
Living in a shoebox
Growing up with pop rocks
I was your teenage self
Half unicorn and half dark elf
I was your confidence
Put me back together
And I make no sense
What do you say to an elf in the woods
Who saw you coming isn’t up to no good?
Leave me alone cause I'm full of angst
Leave yourself to elfish pranks
I can touch my toes now
That is new
Stretching everyday helps
Hanging out with dark elves
I was your teenage self
Half unicorn and half dark elf
I was your confidence
Put me back together
And I make no sense
Ohhhhh
Put me back together
And I make no sense
Ohhhhh oh
Put me back together
And I make no sense
Oh"
Does cloud computing mean,"Computers in the sky?
Does cloud computing mean
Computers that can fly?
Does cloud computing mean
Computers that will rain?
No, cloud computing
Isn’t any of these things
Then tell me what it means
Please
OK let’s say I’m at my computer
And I’m writing something out
And I want to take what I’ve just written to work
I gotta put it on a thumb drive
Or email it to myself
Or put it on a CD like a jerk
But with cloud computing
None of that is necessary
Cuz the document doesn’t live on my hard drive
No no
I can work on it from home
Or in the car
Or anywhere
And when I save
It’s safe and sound in the cloud
The cloud just means
Space on the Internet
That’s yours
And you can access anywhere
Word processing applications
To your movies
And music
And photos
Even video
And photo editing software
Oh, the cloud’s not scary
In fact it’s very useful
And I think it’s something
You should learn much more about
So go to Dreamforce.appirio.com
And see what they have to offer
Check it out!"
Every single thing I see,"There always something to remind me
I got blinders on
I don’t tread lightly
My bike was stolen
From the basement hallway
I will remember you
Forevervvm and always
I know just how this all ends
We promise that we’ll be friends
But that’s too much too much too much
I can run a mile
In about 8 minutes flat
I run 5 a day
Not sure why I just said all that
The apartment smells like you
But I’m already moving on
This time next year
My blinders will he gone
I know it may seem a little quick
Like a damnable bait and switch
Like its ax
On a big island
In the pacific
You almost died
I felt hopeless and listless
I tried harder then
To hold on you
The harder i tried
The more I knew
I knew that this moment would arrive
When I’d be grateful we cut the ties
They were too much too much too much"
Lisa Hanawalt,"really loves horses She
really, really, really, really loves horses Her
love of horses led to Bojack
Horsman She
often thinks she’s lazy Untalented
and bad But
she uses that Feeling
to keep her making Nicky
Case was in the chaos Trying
to make it disappear But
then he learned to adapt to it When
he killed his dreams All
the pieces it seems Fell
out of the chaos and just decided to
fit We
are all going to die Akilah
obviously Just
needed to be herself To
up and find everything she wanted I learned
a little Arabic
from Rami
And fuck those AAA
games The
disrespect and insult is just rotten Veronica
Belmonts Cuthulu
chest Taken
out of context Someday
we’re each gonna have our moment And
it comes for you and me We’re
all gonna wish for empathy On
every single side of the equation Don’t
focus, don’t focus, don’t focus on the tool
Focus on the person using it I didn’t
quite get, I didn’t quite get, I didn’t
quite get What
Bryce was talking about But
I could see his heart was big and
I’d like him to give me money Amit
Gupta almost died He
told his story, and we all cried It
could be me, it could be you You
already know what you gotta do"
you have got a lot of nerve,"To deny the way that you are feeling
And I don’t know if I can stay
In the space we are revealing
So a little bit of trust goes a long long way
And a truck full of words is a price to pay
For love
But the days go by and the clouds agree
That the little bit of light inside of me
Is worth the trouble to keep alive
If only for the dreams
And some insist that it
Is better to die alone than lose someone that you love
And some haven’t reached the point
Where they realize that love is not enough
But big, big truck can drive all day
Putting miles on the tires that will give way
To love
And the days go by and the stars agree
That the little bit of light inside of me
Is worth the trouble to keep alive
If only for the dreams"
Children scream in German,"The sun is shining down
German birds are chirping
And I wonder
Could I be anywhere?
I’m just sitting out in the backyard
And I’m sitting out in the backyard
I’m sitting out in the backyard
Just sitting out in the backyard
Owoooooo, owooooo
Airplanes overhead
Flowers all a’blooming
It’s cold in the morning and cold in the afternoon
And I wonder
Could I be anywhere?
I’m just sitting out in the backyard
And I’m sitting out in the backyard
I’m sitting out in the backyard
I’m just sitting out in the backyard
I was just sitting out in the backyard
Just sitting out in the backyard
I was just sitting out in the backyard
I’m just sitting out in the backyard
Now in the backyard sitting out in the backyard
And I wonder
Could I be anywhere?
Could this be Ohio?
Could this be Oslo?
Could this be Los Angeles?
Could this e Venice?
And I wonder
What makes them different
When you’re just sitting out in the backyard
I’m just sitting out in the backyard
I’m just sitting out in the backyard
You’re just sitting out in the backyard
Springtime in Vienna
Children scream in German
Sun is shining down
And the German birds are chirping"
"behind every corner, a melodious murder, or the deadly A flat drone","but they each have their strengths that they bring to the table
and with their powers combined they are ready and able to go....
on a crowded street you wouldn't look twice
just four souls unremarkable in every way save one
when they stop with their pen
to write down an idea that struck them just then
and later convened at their secret headquarters
they start writing songs as the distance gets shorter
between the sounds they hear in their head
and the sounds in the stereo spread
ideas flying; no asking why and
this is the prayer that's said
we are stronger together than apart - O the writing camp
earth wind fire water heart - the writing camp
stronger together than apart - O the writing camp
DQ Erika Greg Evan Bogart - the writing camp"
In the back of the flea market There,"lives a man Who
makes analogies He’s
in a constant fog It’s
hard to understand How
he can even see That
feeling when you lose your swimsuit And
all the trees are laughing at you We’ve
got to let go Of
what we can’t control That’s
the only way through And
if you go slow You
won’t have to pay the toll When
it comes due I know, I know It
was just here a minute ago The
wind blows The
trees laugh and the river flows Another
dose Of
no clothes It
was just here a minute ago The
trees laugh and the thunder rolls Losing
Your Swimsuit
- Ready-made
analogies and fresh-baked idioms are just a bit
too fancy for this podcast. Tonight
we take a soothing trip to the analogist
who works in the back of the flea
market in a perpetual fog. There
we discover a nearly universal experience, that feeling
when you lose your swimsuit."
How’s Jony Ive feeling today?,"Is he not that impressed
Or is he blown away?
Does he regret the timeline
Or is he walking a fine line
Between what he thinks
And what he can say
How you feeling jony Ive
Come on come on
Come on don’t let the mac die
I hope you got something up your sleeve
I hope you got something to bob and weave
I hope you got something to show
Is Jony pissed at Tim
Ultimately does the blame lie with him
Is he still thinking like an operations guy
Looking at the numbers instead of the sky
Or does he not understand the place we’re in"
Everybody is against everybody,"Wish it didn’t feel that way
But I just sit in my bully pulpit
And try to live another day
I try my best, oh
But it’s hard
When you’re looking at the moon
And it’s dark
And you know you’re dying soon
And it’s hard
To know which way is up
When it’s dark
And you don’t know how to love"
When you’re on the west coast and you,"see an old house You
might say wow that house is 200 years
old And
when you’re on the east coast and you
see an old house You
might say wow that was there 400 years
ago But
when you’re in Rome
Everything’s very old And
if you listen You
can hear the stones laughing Yeah
when you’re in Rome
You know 2000 years ago The
same stones saw all the Roman
fashion Our
country is young so much younger than we
know We
can only really see the time we’re given
Everything is fleeting and everything must go Back
into the roiling wild river"
I'm a kitty corn you kitty corn,"We're all kitty corns and we're always happy
I'm a kitty corn kitty corn
We're all kitty corn and we're always happy
Can you guys sing that with me
I'm a kitty corn you're a kitty corn
We're a kitty corn and earth always happy
I'm a kiddie corn you're a kitty corn
We're kidding corn
Then we're always happy when
I pin it corn all we love is
We all love unicorn and
I like unicorn cake
Because
I'm a picor you a picorn
We're a unicorn
We're always happy
We're always happy to throw our phones out windows
We all like bananas and tomatoes combined
This is now a song about hornicorns
We have our birthdays every day
We all throw our technology out the window
Beans and stay healthy
I'm a kiddie corn
You're a kid corn
We're a kiddie corn
We're always happy
I'm a kidding corn
You're a kidding corn
We're a kidding corn
We're always happy
Okay now we're gonna do the beat
Ok
And what we're going to do is all we love is life
We all love kitty corn
I like unicorn cakes
We throw our phones out the windows
We all like bananas and tomatoes
Combine
This is how it's all about corny corns
We all have our birthdays every day
We offer our technology after work
We eat beans stay healthy
I'm a pity corn you're a pretty corn
I'm a pink"
You’ve always thought how amazing it could be,"To jump out of a plane
They would train you
You’ll be jumping like a pro
Life is for living
There’s no reason to say no
And as you’re zooming down
You’ll say, “The earth sure is pretty”
What went for 229 you’ll get for 130
From Groupon
Groupon, Groupon x2
Groupon, Groupon.com
Groupon, Groupon
At the Chicagoland Skydiving Center they’ve got a perfect student record
It’s as safe as can be
And cheaper than cheap
So what are you waiting for?
The time is now
Can you hear the call?
Jump out of the ordinary and into freefall
Groupon, Groupon x2
Groupon, Groupon.com, .com
Groupon.com
Groupon"
Everything is special,"In some way or another
Sometimes you try hard
Sometimes it’s like why bother
Something is red
Something else is blue
You can’t see
What’s right in front of you
What makes people
The way that they are
Is it in their soul
Or is it in their heart
Is it in their fingers
Or is it in their toes
Trees bend far
When a warm wind blows
Jump into the pool
Jump into the future
I can’t help it if
I feel like a loser
Take your ears
And mark them with an X
Say the words
That you least expect"
I been low,"I’ve been all up and down the coast
I been broke
As glass
Smoothed out
And shimmering in your pocket like a ghost
That doesn’t hope
To make sense
I been grasping at waves
Hoping they’ll say
What I can’t say
There’s nobody home
in the castle I’ve built
Cuz it’ll be gone tomorrow
The sun is setting
On the alligators and the boats
They’ll all be gone tomorrow
I see the smoke
Strings and pretty voices cut the night
And I poke
My head out
My body says nope
Even as my insides scream and shout
I put up a fight
And lose
Keep an eye on the stars
They might try to tell you
secret from me"
subway trains all sprayed graffiti,"darkened streets all soiled and seedy
ninja turtles lurking shadows
warrior gangs fighting battles
when come to new york i get nostalgic
for a time, for a time that i never knew
a time that i saw in 80s movies
a lie that i so wish were true
don't go in the park as you surely will get mugged there
and if it's after dark you will be risking your life
wandering down the streets where anything can happen
you don't know who you'll meet
now the trains are clean and shiny
things run smooth as a baby's hiney
seinfeld, sex in the city
all is well, all is pretty
i want the grime and i want the grit
times square"
hello hello,"is there anybody there
it seems i'm all alone again does anybody care?
this worlds empty
i see no signs of life
i don't think i'll make it out alive
look left
look right
all i see is endless night
all i see are galaxies surrounding me with dying light
i'm so lonely
i need some company
animal kingdom phylum plant or mushroom kind of  friendly
my face
my arms
i can't tell if they're there
do i exist and if i do does anybody care
i've been abandoned
by my body and senses
between me and the universe now there are no fences"
If you got something to say I won't,"stand in your way But
if you think that you might make a
mistake Then
I'll take and I'll
break And
all my time will go everywhere away Time
will go away Cause
I know myself And
annoy you too my friend If
you think that you might go home Well
then I won't leave you alone But
if you think that you have shown yourself
to be a real friend Then
in the end I guess I'll
show myself to you I'll
show what I can do I won't bring
you through I'll
just go And
I'll go Will
you tell me to Will
you tell me to Will
you tell me to Ooh
Will you tell me to Will
you tell me to Will
you tell me to"
Just down the highway the words are in the sand,"I will meet you there with my hat in my hand
I ate the fruit
I jumped through hoops
I split my gums
Drinking water from a cactus
It"
Just be quiet for once in your life,"In a few minutes be loud as you like
But for now
Forget what you’re going to say
Do you feel that
In the stillness
It’s who you are
With no bullshit
In your chest the pain expands
You feel heat radiate in your hands
And your eyes
Are filling up with tears
You are not incomplete
You are stronger
Than you think you are
And you belong here
You may not
Be remembered
But you will never
Be replaced
You are more than the sum of your parts
Hear the drip drop of the melting snow
Tick tock goes the watch you feel the seconds glow
And the sun
Is banging down your door
Time is constant
It will outlast you
So just watch those feelings
Roll right past you
They do your bidding
But you have to feel them
Even when it sucks
All the bad things you ever did
Every single ancestor that ever lived
And they’re all
Forgiving you right here
They know
What you’ve forgotten
You can make mistakes
All is not lost then
You may not
Be remembered
But you will never
Be replaced"
You don't like it that's okay haven't been,"doing it for you all this time anyway
I'm officially right where I am and that's
okay with me don't like it don't gotta
like it just get on your bike get
on your bike and bike it and that's
okay with me just gotta go my own
way go my own way to see what
I gotta give a crown about what I
gotta give I go without what I gotta
give what I gotta take and all the
chances that I make oh 1 2 3
my mind is going in you don't like
it that's okay I never did what I
do for you anyway just try to make
it something that's a little bit fun maybe
a little bit dumb maybe a little ho
hum but still just making it up as
I go along just making it up as
I go along just making it up as
I go along my side song is a
little bit dumb okay that's"
The lack of sleep is giving me scary dreams,"Every night I wake up my heart is pounding
Gotta get right gotta get my my brain all clean
While that rain is falling and the thunder sounding
Will I ever get a full night's sleep again?
Doesn't feel like I will
I walk around now in a haze
Naps and exercise fill my days
Songs to write and words to find
But I feel like I'm out of my mind
Baby sleeps for some hours
Baby lays awake
Baby's hungry all the time
That bottle we got to make
I can't sleep when baby sleeps
Not during the day
Baby sleeps I got work to do
Ain't that just the way
I've got two eyes that are seeing blurry
And two ears that are going deaf
I got a mouth that eats in a hurry
And my baby sleeping to my left"
You are selfless and strong,"And you would do anything
For any one
If it means they’d be happy
It’a hard for Justin
To put into words
What you mean to him
What you mean to him
You mean the world to him
The whole wide world
Live in the moment
Forget the past
You’re on the same wavelength
It’s a natural connection
You are so strong
You are kicking ass
Right from the get go
So much in common
You trust each other
One hundred percent
Nobody knows
What the future will be
But Justin will love you
Stephanie
You mean the world to him
The whole wide world
Live in the moment
Forget the past
You’re on the same wavelength
It’s a natural connection
You are so strong
You are kicking ass"
can i be your friend i wanna hug you how you feeling?,"ostrich for a visit
is there something you want or need right now what is it?
cause the sun is shining
and a breeze is blowing too
we stopped driving
forgot about where we're going for you
ostrich ostrich
though you can't fly
you are a most impressive bird
ostrich ostrich
look into my eyes
i love you with a love that's not absurd
ostrich in mattamatta
i wish i knew your mauri name i know oughta
ostrich in the field
i wanna hop up on your back with a sword and shield
like joust for atari
oh ostrich i'm sorry ohhh
i'm sure you get that a lot
from tiny snot nosed fools"
Wake up in the morning,"Sitting quiet in the corner
And I’m trying to let go of my thoughts
Drink a little tea
Stare into the trees
Til the trees are all I got
But I can’t hear my ancestors
Cuz I don’t, cuz I don’t speak Yiddish
How can I heed their words?
Take on the the things they started but never finished
Work out like a runner
Til my face is changing color
And my legs are about to fall off
Lying in the snow
Where the wild things grow
Hibernating there in the dark
Definitions evaporate
And time begins to warp
The sounds inside my head
Will never coalesce and form
Into the words
The kids are getting hyper
And I change a dirty diaper
And I’m driving all around town
I’m always in a hurry
I’m always in a worry
But I’m listening for the sound
Sinner
Dinner
Litter
Bitter
Shitter
Hitter
Inner
Witty
Pretty
Kitty
Color"
I’m so mad at my ass,"Why’s it gotta be like that?
Poop comes out when I’m scared
And I am always scared so I
SCREAM AT OWN ASS
I didn’t ask to be born
I didn’t ask for an ass
And yet here I am
It makes me angry to think about so"
This is AlgoBot,"#17 He’s
feeling mighty fine Cuz
he just moved to Austin
Texas And
named himself Hammertime
He owns #7 Enigma
Eulerbeats He
puts it on his iPod shuffle And
dances in the streets Hammertime,
he says Dance
with me Because
you only live once And
dancing is free He
wiggles all his tendrils And
then he spins around He’s
a one man party algobot And
he never hits the ground If
this world has you cornered When
you’re feeling low This
algobot says Eulerbeat
It’s time to rock n roll How
exciting! Can
you do a song incorporating Eulerbeats
(pronounced Oilerbeats)
Enigma, the number 7, Algobots,
and Austin?"
There are sections nobody's ever seen,"Locked up inside a concrete heart machine
If they got out even just little traces
There'd be no limit to the disgust on the faces
But there is one face where I don't see disgust
Eyes that understand and words that convey trust
Ahoooo
Broken in the middle right in half
Keep that smile, just nod and laugh
Don't let them see the murder in your bones
Or surely they will lock you up, deny you and disown
But there's one who's felt it and wants to keep me free
The gentle and the violent and everything in between
Toss that rock and crunch that jaw
Thank you yes sir break the law
Slap that face kiss those lips
Heave that chest and shake those hips
Tear that flesh and tend that wound
Stranded hungry and marooned
Kneel down low and bow your head
Lift that skirt and sleep when dead"
"Florida man, florida man","Catch an alligator in the trashcan
If you can’t do it, no one can
Come on now Florida man
You do things different down south
Straight into the trashcan’s mouth
Go down to the swamp, let him out
Come on now Florida man
Florida man
You are much maligned
That’s the way
Our country was designed
But we need you
Florida man
To catch those alligators
In the trash cans
Someday soon it seems to me
That Florida will be beneath the sea
And passed down through the generations
The legend of Florida man
Florida man, florida man
Catch an alligator in the trashcan
If you can’t do it, no one can
Come on now Florida man"
"Look at Seattle,","look at Denver
It’s like a plague And
unless we think of something to do to
stop it from spreading It’s
gonna wipe us out like a great big
tidal wave Oh
no! Oh,
a tidal wave Oh
no! An
internet tidal wave Oh
no! blogger blogger tidal wave Yikes!
In an age of digital ubiquity Where
you can get the news any time for
free Is
there any room for dinosaurs like us? Journalists,
are we already extinct? We’ve
got to think of something to keep this
paper alive At
this point we’ll try anything We’ve
got to survive Idea!
Selling marijuana when California
legalizes Idea!
Holding weekly raffles and giving out tons of
prizes Idea!
We could start to offer businesses good reviews
on Yelp
Idea! We
could just start a prostitution ring and sell
ourselves What
about short selling stocks? Why
don’t we try Fort
Knox? Let’s
make green technology! Let’s
rob a bank! I’ve
got it! It’s
perfect! You
wanna hear it? Yes,
just tell us already! Boobs,
boobs If
you wanna compete with the internet You
gotta start thinking like them It’s
been tested, it’s been proven Boobs
alone will get the traffic moving So
repeat after me Boobs
on the front page Boobs
on the blog Boobs
in the classified Boobs,
boobs, boobs, boobs Boobs
on the front page Boobs
on the blog Boobs
in the classified Boobs,
boobs, boobs, boobs What’s
gonna save the newspapers? The
answer is boobs!"
Look around,"Technology
is all around
us
We use it in
every aspect
of our lives
It enables us to do amazing things
But what if we could go further
What if we could go beyond the screen
Where your digital world is blended with your real world
Now we can
This is the world of holograms"
I got this little place in my heart,"little tiny place nobody goes
and nobody can rip me apart
as long as nobody else knows
where that place is in my heart
Nobody, nobody knows
where that place is inside at my heart
Nobody, nobody knows
I got a little place in my stomach
it's where I keep all of my fear
and long as I know I am a rabbit
Everybody gonna keep me here
in my stomach
Where I'm afraid all the time
I keep all of my rhyme
And I go where
nobody knows my name
and I can't keep it on the beat
105 doesn't feel good
but 205 is too, too fast
this isn't what I feel in my feet
but now I'm just not built to last
I'm not built that way
you might think I would say
Blow me down
speed me up again
But I'm just a little man on the corner
Standing on the corner in the rain
Looking kind of weird and insane
Kinda like I'm kinda deranged
I got no ideas in my brain
that's why I'm singing this song this way
and barely keeping it on the track
I gotta go pick the kids up from
Hebrew school and I won't be back"
I used to worship Michael,"Jackson I still remember him as king when
he came on I'd
taken back Son
just stand back Let
me do my thing I wanna be like
him so badly they used to dance and
dream I was a star till I got
into Bobby
Dylan That's
when I got this old guitar I used
to worship Michael
Jackson I'm
not sure why I ever ceased to watch
him dance You
could imagine in another life he was some
shaman priest I want to be like him
so badly I used to dance and lose
control Sometimes
I put down this guitar Cause
there's a pop star in my soul We
all used to love Michael
Jackson That
is until he became like a shadow or
a receptacle for an entire country's worth of
paper pain Onto
his face we projected all our secret wishes
and fears Upon
the news of his death I cried ancient
childhood tears I used to worship Michael
Jackson I'll
always remember him as king How
when he came on I'd
say good back son I'd
say stand back and let me do my
thing Wanting
to be like him so badly I used
to dance and lose control Sometimes
I'll put down this old guitar Cause
there's a pop star down in my soul"
Do the burt reynolds pose,"if you want to take off your clothes
nobody would blame you
In fact everybody would join you
Just let it all hang out
While You Just Hang OUt!"
CNN says he became president,"when he dropped those bombs
So much for a critical press
Now that’s all gone
One day he’s unfit for office
The next you’re heaping praise
Is this what it’s gonna be like
For another 12 hundred days
Syria bombs
Syria bombs
Nothing has changed
Except the tune of the song
You were on about russia
About his horrible policies
You were helping to bring
His numbers to their knees
One day you see he’s evil
The next you’re cheering loud
As our bombs kill children
You stand so proud
Syria bombs
Syria bombs
Nothing has changed
Except the tune of the song
There’s no place for our violence
There’s no place for our death
I’ll oppose this war
Until i have nothing left
Intervention don’t work
If there’s one thing we should know
It’s watching an unpopular president
Putting on a show
Syria bombs
Syria bombs
Nothing has changed
Except the tune of the song"
Here on New Years Day,"I’d like to announce to you
The launching of Song A Day dot org
I think it’s cool and you will too
Each day you can see the song I write
Plus the song from that date
From every year past that’s 7 so far
It goes back quite a ways
That’s songaday.org
Songaday.org
I’ve owned that domain for such a long time
It’s songaday.org
Right now the search is wonky
It searches Youtube like a jerk
Someday I’d like to make it better
But I’ve learned it’s a lot of work
If you got some database skills
And you’d like to help me out
Drop me a line, and we’ll find the time
To make it search nice and proud
Geremy Good, Sam Douglass and Juliana Mann
These are the folks that helped me implement this master plan
We’ve got lots more features in mind
But we kinda ran out of time
So I hope you like it
Yes I hope that you like it
I hope you like it so far"
As you play the game it creates all randomness,"Game Wallet cold Wallet ancient hardware as your wallet
We can create a seed phrase like this
Game Wallet cold Wallet ancient hardware as your wallet
We can’t do a firmware update
No sir no buddy no way
Well the app she comes right on a cartridge
Like the olden days
A M E
DOUBLE U
DOUBLE L ET
new way to keep private keys
It’s fun, old school and easy
A M E
DOUBLE U
DOUBLE L ET"
Ohhhh,"Yo ho ho
My lady’s on
Treasure Island
Yo ho ho
My lady’s on
Treasure Island
Sailing into Half Moon Bay
I spy a ship in great decay
Fresh gunpowder on the breeze
The twilight rustle of palm trees
Yo ho ho
My lady’s on
Treasure Island
Seeking shelter on the shore
Snakes dance on the jungle floor
Human bones in a shallow grave
Floating torch leads the way
Yo ho ho
My lady’s on
Treasure Island
The oracle of singing skull
Leads the way, the moon is full
One knock two, then three, then four
She leads us through temple door
Yo ho ho
My lady’s on
Treasure Island
Musty curtains rusty chains
Booby traps and old blood stains
Carefully with each step we creep
Following voices from the deep
Yo ho ho
My lady’s on
Treasure Island
Endless spiral down, down
In the stillness I felt I'd drown
Finally the dark was cleared
On this earth all roads led here
And yo ho ho
My lady’s on
Treasure Island
And there was my love with cloaked guard
Levitating and breathing hard
She said heavy mountains, glowing birds
It was the last thing I ever heard
Yo ho ho
My lady’s on
Treasure Island
Within my body my bones did shake
All around me the earth did quake
I was falling down, down, down
And we are buried with the treasure now
And so
Yo ho ho
My lady’s on
Treasure Island
Yo ho ho
My lady’s on
Treasure Island
Yo ho ho
My lady’s on
Treasure Island
Yo ho ho
My lady’s on
Treasure Island
Yo ho ho
My lady’s on
Treasure Island"
As soon as I get my bearings,"That’s when it’s time to move again
This mass delusion we’re sharing
Makes it hard to know up from down
I doing it all
Wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong
Does the world even need
Another song song song song song
I feel the quickening
I keep the channel open
queer divine dissatisfaction
Can’t say what’s valuable or good
I’m doing my best to keep it mine
I’m never pleased or satisfied
No satisfaction whatever at anytime
The older I get the less I know
The more songs I write the less I’m sure
That I’m cut out for the big show
I go for the horizon but I’m lying in the dirt
I can’t seem to get comfortable
The anxiety in my chest just keeps glowing
I’ve never been good at standing still
I only know how to keep going"
From the age of 8 Angela,"has been fearlessly forward In
a new school in Key
Largo making friends with pictures not words Never
the girl, never the Latina,
those questions are dumb Everywhere
she’s ever gone, she’s the designer in the
room Carly
locked herself in the mall of America
for 3 days She
covered a Zumba
cruise - water parks are her favorite place
She hates to sleep, hates to relax and
loves walking in the Florida
heat And
then she found the perfect job accidentally After
years of promoting other people’s art, Wendy
had had enough And
most macrame artists only ever use 3 knots
If you only know 3 chords, you can
only play the Ramones
knot a day for a year and Wendy
invented some of her own New
google offices let you right your bike to
your desk if you’re so inclined Erik
got his start designing physical things making furniture
for a giant There’s
a roof that becomes a ski slope in
Copenhagen Do
the louvres correlate to the position of the
sun button knots, binding knots, bends, loops, multi
strand, whippings, snaking, sinnets, nooses, Hitches,
decorative knots (fancy work) Nick
Anderson missed all his free throws And
then he was cancelled by everyone in Orlando
Robyn saw the colors she heard the sounds
she was sober and free And
then she got cancelled when she showed empathy
She put her number online to practice empathy
vb"
The whole internet,"Was teeming with life
Pools and eddies of affection
Pouring out into the meatspace
Labour done for free
Paid for by spam ads
Injected into our nervous system
And turned up to 11 with artificial intelligence"
To keep ourselves awake We,"didn't come to battle came to face mistake
La la la la la la The
end of it all He
took a place among the many faced guy
who was 10ft tall But
he told me and he told me and
he told me he told me and he
told me and he told me but I
didn't and listen On
the moon the softest tune I sang was
to the lily lily Pa
On the moon I took off all the
spoon I had nothing left to give to
give to give to give to give to
give Oh
big strong arms Anymore
we couldn't live or open jars or make
it so Our
hearts didn't explode in the vacuum Love
space Love
space Love
space Love
space Love
space Love
space"
"Yeah, you","Look at me when I’m talking to you
Do you want to take it outside?
Call me pink one more time
Yeah, you
I know about you
You come in here
You think you know me too
Get outta my face
Before I get pissed
Or watch this hand make a fist
Screw you
And screw him too
I’ll see you in hell or in the zoo
I got these eyes
I ain’t blind
Watch your back or you may wind up dead"
You don’t have enough money to buy a blue chip NFT,"(Whoa whoa whoa)
So  IndexCOOP has made it so easy
(Whoa whoa whoa)
They got a token that is backed
By NFTs so stacked, so stacked
Get exposed at a lower cost
With a liquid token like a boss
From fractional NFTs
To vaults of liquidity
Yeah they got all that
Tokens from curation DAOs
This broad exposure’s how
They’re on the map
Diversify your portfolio
So it’s not just shit coins oh you know
Think xcopy and deafbeef
That’s NFT JPG"
I've got a cold maybe a flu,"I'm feeling sick
How about you
Donald
Trump made me sick
I sang too many songs about him
Everybody's getting sick
My mom and my dad
Jupiter and my wife too though it's not so bad for them
I feel like the world imploding in blinding curls of light
I feel just like the earth
You're stomping all over my self worth"
I wasn't just another mark to be messing,"with I had a good thing going and
you're messing with it I had a pile
full of logs and I went and split
it You
can't force me to swallow I will always
spit it You
can't run around town like you own the
city You
can't sit on your ass like you're sitting
pretty You
won't ever catch a shark if you're thinking
fishes You
won't get another chance no matter how you
wish it Number
one is the only thing you're ever thinking
When the bombs go off and the ship
is sinking When
the only sound you hear is a distant
ringing You
don't know how to receive you don't know
how to give and Summer
melts your pride into a little puddle You
standing there just looking like an Elmer
Fuddle You
don't know how to glue get yourself back
together Little
do you know yourself this way forever Still
I find myself Drawn
back into you I'm
bursting at the seams To
show you what I can do But
I know I won't impress With
bodies all around And
cracks in the midnight sun And
a sky that's falling down This
way you won't have to see them as
they take their places Won't
see all the terrified looks on their stupid
faces Won't
hear their grunts and screams putting through their
paces Got
tiny kings and queens to keep them from
escaping little broken dream added to the mixture
And the cherry is doubt to form the
perfect picture There
are righteous ways that you can't ever measure
Karma currency plays like a sunken treasure Holy
mother of God
you didn't see that coming stormy sea a
tidal wave of boom boom banging drumming Can
you ever forgive the face that you did
nothing Countless
variations on a theme of thumb a twiddle
thumbing It
seems to me you may dumb, you may
be getting dumber Narrow
minded and cruel your brain is getting pummeled
boggy mess of drool and useless bits of
data As
the world outside your mind spins another day
Spins another day Spins
another day Spins
another day Let
me see your hands if you wanna live
And you wanna call it like you see
it when you know it isn't I had
a dream that you were here and laying
next to me second later you were all
that was left of me And
there’s a big brownstone is looming overhead I'm
looking straight through the glass and right into
the sun and I see a man in
a rocket ship and he is gunning it
And he won't stop running and gunning until
he's ruined it There's
a one stop shop on every highway Where
they can make you a bird so you
can fly away But
you're giving up everything you know and love
And even birds know you'll have enough Everything
I touch yields less than I Would
like to admit so I guess that's my
Burden and my boon cause I keep on
trying And
I’ll be this way until the day I
die Til
I die Die
die die Til
I die"
Put all of your feelings and your emotions,"and your you know your hopes and your
dreams Why
is it so hard to make a song
Song song song In
Arizona we don't change the clock Cause
we're lizards What
a good day today when I got it
N F
Ts live forever but communities live no Communities
never die Minutes
never die Minutes
I feel pressure to say something smart and
catchy I live in the wire My
hat says songs fry an egg On
Arizona floor There's
a deep buzz New
beginnings New
beginnings This
is place to be All
my friends are here I have 420 unready
mails Share
your sunscreen Family
first and genius wife Wives
always support him Wear
your sunglasses because F
O M
O little nummy is a bite of crispy
bacon But
I also wear my sunglasses at night How
can you create gold from thin air Lizards
lose tails Thankfully
they grow them back My
hair is frizzy Rescue
the moon cats Meow
meow It's
a good day to have a good day
I love the Aquanet
way Where
are the genesis Grading
exams on a Sunday
is the pits Where's
the genesis Grading
exams on Sunday
is the pits Genius
wives are the best We
rescued four kitties alone on the moon on
the moon Light
one up while I P
I day Math
is hard working all the time Go
the highest good Marketplace
up marketplace down Tomorrow
is the big day Tomorrow
is the big day Tomorrow
is the big day Math
is hard oh yeah Daylight
savings time ticket Pay
your bills Super
Nintendo you're gonna carry that weight Fun
these are the best Mercats
are the real cool cats the limit does
not exist Sleepy
pandas in the moonlight where my stimulus dimes
came in Clutch
Joy Toys
to the moon to the moon to the
moon Stimmy
spent on a song a day N
F Ts
sat me and the leader in J
man the legend the legend Joy
Joy Spring
joy to all the girls and boys Babies
crying in the backseat Great
fun Wealth
transfer no water needed Sleepy
Joe hangs with sleepy pandas Koalasy
Ukraine lift his leave Connected
and united by the song today Family
Jordan was here Cryptomorphic
night Good
night friends Homework
sucks the bronze here now coming here Never
again When
Pax when packs When
Pax win moon that's the end That's
the end That's
it That's
it We
did it We
did We
did it Okay
Good job everyone Wow
That was quite good I quite enjoyed that"
New Azuki same as the old Azuki,"40 million dollars down the drain
Tell me when all you degens
Are gonna learn to stop playing this game
What did you expect from the guy that made phunks
Something new and innovative?
You got recycled traits and some green beans
An anime trailer, parties in Las Vegas
New Azuki, same Azuki
Old Azuki, same Azuki
New Azuki same as the old Azuki
This isn’t 2021
At some point soon, there’ll be a reckoning
And so many of these projects will be done
40 million dollars could go a long way
But who knows how they’ll use that cash
If Elementals are any indication
It’ll be set on fire, then thrown into the trash"
I hate banks,"They are greedy and evil
They got us into this mess
And I feel bad
With my money in a bank
That was bailed out like the rest
Too big to fail
It's wrong so let's
Get our money out right quick
There's another way
That I heard about
And I think it'll do the trick
Simple, Simple
They'll treat you as a human
Simple, Simple
They wanna help you with what your doing
So well designed
They never profit from fees
Your data is there
So you can budget with ease
Simple does
All the things right
That have been done wrong for so long
That you kinda thought
That was just how it was
But with Simple the crap is all gone
You call them up
And talk to a person
Who is full of warmth and excite-ment
No overdraft fees
Or hidden fees low balance fees
They just want to do it right
Simple so Simple
Designed well right from the start
Simple so Simple
way to bank with your heart"
Riding in a taxi going home from Minnesota,"they drink a lot of milk there and
not a lot of soda they have lots
of lakes there and you can get some
lake itch after three hours on a plane
My leg is twitched twitch twitch Now
I'm in a taxi and we're on the
highway we'd be home already if I had
it my way Teleportation
or pneumatic tubes I'd
be fine with either but no it's just
a taxi on the concrete street street streeter
Taxi can't faster than all this I gotta
do the laundry Gotta
give my baby a kiss I gotta post
a song and watch DS9
I gotta eat some dinner and quiet all
my mind Taxi
take me home Take
me home Home
home Taxi
take me home Go
faster faster now Taxi
take me home Take
me home Home
home Taxi
take me home Go
faster now"
true statement comes out false,"It feels like a kick in the balls
Get your head up out of your ass
Nobody can read your crazy mind spaz
Nobody knows what you’re talking about
Fight the urge to fly into the flame
Under the bridge and through the rain
You’ll find the news you don’t want to hear
And you’ll have to face it and all your fears
Nobody knows what you’re talking about
Speak clearly and use few words
Look in my eyes don’t be awkward
Say exactly what you mean
Or else you’re just an old machine"
Once I saw what the beast could do,"There was just one thing I knew
Had to get back to the house right quick
Lay it down low and lay it on thick
Turn up the noise and cancel plans
Wash all the water off of my hands
Wash all the smoke out of my hair
Footsteps in the sand laid bare
Throw the dice out to the dogs
In the last light when all is lost
Bitter clouds that block the sky
The universe in an infant eye
Broker peace between the dark
And the daytime rumbling bark
Humble myself at the gates
Damned if you do and damned if you wait for
All your dreams to come true"
I volunteered AT,"a Catholic
food pantry for a long while. After
months of WATCHing
'low income people on government assistance show up
week after week in brand new cars, their
children dressed better than mine, I stopped volunteering.
Just like Jesus
said They
would bop on IN
like they were on a weekly jaunt to
the grocery store no modesty, no gratefulness. Nothing
but expectation and entitlement. I could tell if
the were worthy just by looking at them
Just like Jesus
said to do All
we did was enable these people to work
the system instead of making them go out
and work jobs. Just
like Jesus
said The
Dems hook these PEople
in and make them rely on the system.
The Dems
make them beLIEVEr v they deserve the benefits,
I could tell if the were worthy just
by looking at them and they don't realize
they are just being handled. Democrats
are evil. Cuz
I could tell if the were worthy just
by looking at them"
Swing across your dreams and get aquarian with,"our sleepy squad of role players. Swing
across your dreams They
don’t smell like they used to The
players have all changed But
the games the same and you Are
playing a role You’re
playing a role The
best that you know how You’re
not the first to feel this way And
babe you won’t be the last So
feel the dirt and dig your heel down
deep And
put on your mask Swing
across your dreams The
umpire will be fair He
looks unhinged But
please don’t stop and stare He’s
playing a role He’s
playing a role The
best that he knows how Swing
across your dreams Like
an ancestor in flight Calling
out for help In
the sorry lonely night We’re
playing a role Gas
operates on a first price auction You
submit what you’ll pay for transactions And
compete with other people for space On
each block and that’s a real waste Miners
filter bids to find the highest prices So
gas goes wild with lots of people trying
To get their transactions through It’s
a bad experience, oooo ooo oooo Which
is why way back in 2018 Vitalik
Buterin proposed EIP
1559 which has one goal To
make gas fees more predictable It
also has other benefits oh yeah Increasing
capacity when congestion is bad Block
size will essentially double Hopefully
this will fix some of the trouble Oh
it’s not a panacea And
we’re still waiting for 2.0 But
as the prices crash around you It’s
something to look forward to, you know Meebits,
Bored Apes
You’ll be surprised in a hundred ways Rollercoasters
and wild days It’s
the Meebits
and the Bored
Apes One
lives in the meta verse One
lives in the swamp One
is bored so bored all day The
other just wants to dance and romp One
has many emotions One
doesn’t have a mouth Can
these creatures coexist I guess we’re gonna find
out Change
is the only constant Where
it goes no one can say Does
it have to be a competition Like
everything else in the world today And
so the moral of this story The
moral of this song Can
all the punks children Just
get along I know a penis when I
see one That’s
not a space ship, not at all That’s
a tool for delivering semen That’s
a great big cock and balls You
can’t convince me That
Jeff’s not just horny AF
Would plow that rod into the sky til
he had no fuel left You
can’t convince me That
he didn’t get rock hard Sitting
inside that cock and Shooting
his load to the stars He’s
thirsty for busting unions He’s
horny for hoarding wealth He’s
hot for really believing He
deserves it all, he did it all himself
You can’t convince me That
when he did that cosmic dance He
looked down upon us all And
jizzed into his space suit pants This
is the story of the man Who
did not invent the paper clip Born
in Akershus
Norway In
1866 He
worked18 years In
the Oslo
patent office His
name was Johann
Vaaler And
he invented a thing That
resembles a modern paper clip But
lacked that very crucial second ring It
was a coworker of his Visiting
Germany He
saw similar designs there And
said oh that’s funny And
he went to the German
patent office And
he patented it He
even wrote an article About
how Johan
invented it So
along came ww 2 And
the paperclip became symbol of resistance TO
the nazi regime After
the war People
wanted to know Who
invented the paperclip And
so to that article They
did go Now
if you go to Oslo
You will find 23 foot tall paper clip
That’s not even Vaaler’s
design No
one really knows the origin But
that don’t matter, see Why
let the truth get in the way Of
a very good story Lost
at euro disney And
my temperature is high I got no season’s
greetings For
the mouse that’s walking by All
press is good press Even
bad press is ok But
I’m afraid that’s just Something
that they say We
were born in the summer And
winter’s coming now Soon
we’ll all meander Remembering
the mouse Lost
at euro disney My
stomach is on fire They
said it was a small world But
they’re all liars We’re
out here lost Looking
for a home I’m
left eating woods chips And
reciting little poems Lost
at euro disney Testing
out this phone But
the cell towers are broken And
the rides are overgrown Remember
back in college Eating
just top ramen Those
were the days Oh
how far I’ve
fallen Everything
is great Everything
is fine The
feeling in your stomach Don’t
pay it any mind We
are gonna make it Make
it oh we will Either
with the sunshine Or
the blood that spills Everything
is great Never
better than right now Life
is kitten rainbow And
silver lining clouds Never
need to worry Cuz
it’ll all work out Just
ignore the trucks On
the edge of town Just
ignore the strong wind And
the fact that you Can’t
find what you’re looking for At
the supermarket food In
all the signals There’s
more than noise But
stay positive For
all the girls and boys Everything
is great Everything
is good Houses
made of brick Houses
made of wood Just
ignore the big bad And
the rising tide Everything
is great Everything
is fine r"
All my friends don’t know what they’re doing,"Even the ones who have been successful If
you’ve got a hero, look again You
have diminished yourself in some way I always
thought I would know what I was doing
by now But
I’m just as confused as I ever was
I don’t think that this feeling ever goes
away And
I’m not sure it would be a good
thing if it does All
my friends are feeling the same way All
my time is spent in a weird cage
I can only do all I can I
don’t have time I can’t do more"
Are we gonna get a lot of snow,"this year I don't think so I don't
think so Should
I listen to the voices that I hear
I don't think so I don't think so
but they're so insistent they're telling it's gonna
overwhelm do you think I should ride another
song I don't think so I don't do
you think so Do
you think I should just get on with
go along I don't think so I don't
think so But
I can't help but hear all the voices
screaming in my ear do you think I
should just try my best Even
if it's not good enough do you think
I should lie down and take a rest
Even if our work is not done it's
not done and the sound is getting louder
or it's not done and the people are
feeling prouder of themselves or so proud before
the fall before the fall for the fun
and for the flower Give
a little bit more and I'll
give you all the rope to hang yourself
with Give
a little bit more Then
I'll have you carry the cross to crucify
yourself with do you think that we're gonna
go the same way as every other civilization
do you think that we're gonna blow like
the blow hole Ever
whale who's been underwater for far too long
Too long For
far too long"
Get some sleep,"That's what they said
And
I took them at their words
My little sleepy hair
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
Next stop we're having some fun
That's what they said
But they weren't done
Next stop we will make our play
If you don't try to run away
And they said
O little baby
They said to me
You've got something thinking that you're free
Little baby don't worry about it
Your pretty head won't ever doubt it
They said ooh ooh
O
Next stop is the moon
If we don't get there soon
Mama's gonna buy you a rocking horse
Mama's gonna buy you a rocking horse
Mama's gonna buy you a rocking horse
Singing"
Happy Birthday,"From me to you
This is the one in which
Your dreams come true
Happy Birthday
Go eat a cake
Or if you prefer pie
You should demand it
Saying
“It’s my birthday
And I want pieeeee”"
When the weather’s been below zero,"40 degrees is t shirt time
Out and about we go
Walking around with such freestyle
Everybody’s got a little spring in their step
little bit of vigor and a little bit of pep
It’s coming
It’s coming
When the sun breaks through those clouds
The drip drip drip of the melting snow
Keeps time with your heart and now
You wander around with nowhere to go
Thoughts seem lighter and is clear
Just like the sky and the ground appears
It’s coming
It’s coming
Springtime is coming
Lookout, lookout
Springtime is coming, lookout
The walls of rain are falling
Under the awning I’m waiting here
But I can hear that springtime calling
I’m floating up in the atmosphere
Pick up a stick and put down your phone
It’s no time for feeling sad and alone
it’s coming
it’s coming
The geese are coming back again
And one duck two duck three duck four
Slip on the melting ice and then
Get up laughing your butt is sore
The air will start smelling soon
Like the greenest earth and a whistling tune
It’s coming
It’s coming"
Stephanie in the navy,"On your ship somewhere
We miss you and we love you
We hope you are safe there
Merry Christmas
Happy Thanksgiving
Happy New Year too
Happy Birthday
Happy Valentines
Don’t know whe31n you’re back ooo ooo
Jupiter is crawling now
We’re moving into a bigger place
We hope to see you and Sara
Someday soon someday
Stephanie in the navy
We’re sending you some stuff
We hope it gets there swiftly
And you can feel the love"
My parents car,"Broke down on mars
So we spent the night
In some pyramids
We settled in
The lights were dim
We were surrounded
Be hieroglyphs
Who used to live here?
What did they dream about?
What did they build
Why did they leave
Where are they now
The car was toast
Dead like a ghost
We found some scraps
And we started from scratch
We built the engine
Out of dust and then we
Built the frame
It had a hatch in the back
Who used to live here?
What did they dream about?
What did they build
Why did they leave
Where are they now
We pulled away
In our homemade
Car out onto
The crimson sun
I sat in the backseat
Feeling happy
That I got to see
The real red one
Who used to live here?
What did they dream about?
What did they build
Why did they leave
Where are they now"
It was half past midnight,"One chilly
Octobery
breeze blew down the moonlit lane
Golden crunchy leaves
An eagle flew up overhead
Cast of faint shadows gray and blue
Up above her an explosion that shattered the night in two
NASA bombed the moon
They bombed the moon
We all knew it was gonna happen sooner or later
They bombed the moon
They bombed her mother's daughter
Cause they were looking for water
They bombed her south pole left a great big hol
And as the dust lifted the tides all got shifted away
And by noon the next day
New
York had been swallowed
And by dinner time at the east coast had followed
All around the world oceans were being cold
They bombed the moon
Mass aboard bomb
We all knew it was going to happen sooner or later
They bombed the moon"
When you don’t know who you are,"And you’re lost in the tomb
When the air you breathe is toxic
We’ve got a room for you
When you’ve been short changed
And your skin turns blue
When the sky is turning pink again
We’ve got a room of you
When your hands don’t work
And your legs don’t too
When the voices are unfamiliar
We’ve got a room for you
When time is a blanket
That wraps you in gloom
When the story is getting old
We’ve got a room for you
When your nose can’t smell
And your eyes can’t see
And your ears can’t hear
Put your hand in mine
And you follow me
I will steer you clear
When you’re all alone
And the world is new
When the angels are dancing again
We’ve got a room for you
When the bed is small
And the"
It’s time to abolish,"The electoral college
Don’t tell me that it levels the field
Don’t try to say
It keeps demagogues at bay
Cuz Trump has broken that seal
The truth you can escape
Is that the Southern states
Wanted to count their slaves
So they could get the most
Electoral votes
And continue to do it their way
And we’ll never get an amendment
Congress is too broken to do
Anything remotely approaching the right thing
We gotta try something brand new
The National
Popular Vote
Interstate Compact
Make good on
One person one vote
How bout that
bunch of states have already said yes
Let’s all fight now for the rest
The National
Popular Vote
Interstate Compact
Nobody campaigns in Wyoming anyway
It always comes down to just a few states
If the popular vote counted
Every state would have a circle around it
And candidates would have to work for it
And your vote would finally
Cuz you’ll fail to mention
That wasn’t it’s intention
They just wanted to count slaves for real
National popular vote interstate compact"
after 12 long years returning ushering in a,"whole new age he announced a deal with
Microsoft that people didn't very much like but
they were ecstatic to see him it was
the dawn after the long, long night at
macworld macworld it all happened at macworld macworld
in 1998 steve dropped the imac and the
powerbook G3
there was no going back Cuz
then he had a heart attack in 1999
the ibook was released airport seemed like magic
steve the prophet, Steve
the priest macworld macworld it all happened at
macworld macworld OS
ten and the G4
Cube iTunes and the powerbook g4 the first
flat screen iMac yeah 17 and 12 inch
powerbooks more iMac G5
powerpc still alive mac mini ipod shuffle and
iwork, oh intel core duo imacs ready to
go it all happened at mac world in
2007, the keynote was all Steve
we knew something big was coming what was
it going to be? and just like that
he said it: the iphone was finally here
i stood up from my computer did a
dance and let out a cheer at macworld"
She was warned,"She was given an explanation and nevertheless she persisted
She was warned
She was given an explanation
Nevertheless
Nevertheless she persisted
She didn't stop when he told her to stop
She won't give up and neither will we
She didn't stop when you told her to
And that's the way
That's the way it's gonna be
She was one
She was given an explanation and she
Nevertheless she persists
She was warned
She was given an explanation
Nevertheless she persistent
The more you tried to shut us down
The stronger we get
The more you try to shove us all around
The less we will forgive and forget
She was warned
She was given an explanation
Nevertheless she persisted
She was one
She was given an explanation
Nevertheless she persisted"
waiting to get into ethereal summit,"Going to be a great day
They’re not letting any more people in
It’s packed to capacity
Fans of Silicon Valley on HBO
This is where the new internet is being built
#web 3.0
only reason
somebody needs to make
the world a better place
is because the past
made the present unlivable
We should own our virtual junk
Decentralisation and democratisation
of services never felt more real
If you truly want to innovate
You should stay away
From systems that are broken
Risk style ethereum board game in this giant bubble.
Sweltering air lock"
Grasshoppers have wings but they don't know how,"to use them Penguins
have wings but they don't know how to
fly And
so I ask why Time
goes forward and nobody knows and time is
not go backwards it's the only way it
flows it goes forwards and I ask why
Why forwards And
I ask why"
"I suffer from depression too,","and at one point I wanted to
quit Amazon.
But I realized it was my fault
for the problems I was dealing with,
and not Amazon's.
I'm allowed to talk to people,
but sometimes I don't want to.
Now I have some great coworkers to pass the
nights with.
Everything is fine,
I don't think there is anything wrong
with the money I make
or the way I am treated at work
Everyone's experience is different
I’ve worked for Amazon
about 2 years now
and it's been great so far.
warehouse work is hard
at times
but I haven't run into any problems yet.
I'm 51 not so healthy
and I occasionally
waterspider which
is a position that requires a lot of walking.
I thought for sure I would be sore
after the 1st time
but I wasn't.
It is physical
but really not that hard.
Most times you don't
even realize how much you are walking."
Sometimes I wish I could photosynthesize like a plant,"New kicks, looking fresh (clean bottoms, clean soles)
I’m over frugal, I spend too much
The duality of man, Hurricane Milton (knocked down telephone poles)
Need to call out of work tomorrow
My entomology professor is grinding my gears
The color orange
Will I make it in this career?
Walrus’ eat the pies
Submarines go by
It’s a pie eating contest
In the shipwreck of life
The ringleader evades taxes
He’s a shark with sunglasses
Mermaids live in the shipwreck as roommates
The shark with sunglasses had made quite a mess
So he flies into space to ditch the IRS
I need new shoes but I feel bad throwing them out
They know me, waking up slowly, miserably
Ruined blue jeans, spilled a can of beans, billie jean king (TENNIS)
Ain’t my thing
I like eggs
Eggs awake me
I can eat eggs for breakfast My  everyday
There’s always too much granola in my yogurt anyway
Scramble, fried or flambé-d
piece of toast with marmalade (OJ!)
EGGS (EGGS)
EGGS (EGGS)
All I can eat is eggs
All I can cook is eggs
Dream and breathe and sleep
EGGS EGGS EGGS EGGS EGGS
I have to feed my roommates cat tonight
I have to feed myself too, right?
I can’t wait for lunch, I’m sick of laundry
Snooze the alarm and let me be"
I hope you understand,"You hold my heart in your hand
I’m scared of what you have planned
These punks are my favorite band
You can call me out of touch
hipster douche who thinks he knows too much
fuddy duddy with a grade school crush
But it’s just what I am feeling
Yeah, it’s just what I am feeling
It’s just what I am feeling
With your Yuga wheeling, dealing
I hope my heart can survive
It’s all been quite a ride
5 years in the blink of an eye
These apes appeared one day and I
Will admit I thought they would  not survive
Boy was I wrong
I’m eating my hat and singing this song
And now we’ve got to get along
But this is how I’m feeling"
Ok this is very important,"This song contains mild spoilers
About George RR Martin’s epic fantasy series
Song of Ice and Fire
So if you’re watching “Game of Thrones” the HBO show
Or you haven’t read yet through all four books that are out
Then don’t watch this song
It’s very short
We’ve all been waiting such a long time now
To see what’s gonna happen
With Daenerys and Jon Snow
Cyrian and Bran up with the froggie people
And is Catelyn alive, or is she dead
I said what’s gonna happen
In the Dance with Dragons?
I don’t have time to finish this song
Because I’ve got to go
And finish reading the book right now
Right now"
I r I d h a r a,"d a s that's how you spell girdar
das g I r I d h a
r a a s that's how you spell
you thus g I o r I d
e a r a d a s that's
how you spell u thar thus"
Here I am Can,"anybody see me Here
I am Does
anybody know what it's like to be me
right now right now here I am Does
anybody feel me Here
I am Does
anybody know if it's a real me Right
now right now right now here I am
Anybody hear me Here
I am Does
anybody want to get near me Dare
to get near me right now right now
right now right now right now right now
right now right"
I was just sitting there on the bench,"Contemplating my existence
What does it mean?
Why am I here?
Should I have settled down
And had some tadpoles?
I should have never left that pond
Because this world is just too tough
For a simple old froggie like me
What was I thinking?
There was a girl
That I loved so
She probably wouldn’t remember me
I should call her up
On the froggie phone
But I’m just gonna sit here
And let it be
Yeah
Never gonna leave this bench
Yeah
Gonna sit here forever
Yeah
Just an old froggie man
Yeah
Get that camera out of my face"
and far be it from me to complain,"but again and again and again princess is kidnapped
and every single time i take the blame
i'm fed up with your incompetence
and how you take it out on me
if you would just kill him
instead of showing mercy
he's a monster
and you let him get away
she's kidnapped again
and somehow it's my fault
i'm just a toadstool
you are the hero
do your job
If i were big and strong i would protect her
as it is i do all that i can
i sit and watch you fumble through the levels
she's in another castle you stupid man
i dream of the day when i will be free
when I'll get out of here
marry toadette start a family
little sopres flying everywhere
he's a monster
and you let him get away
she's kidnapped again
and somehow it's my fault
i'm just a toadstool
you are the hero
do your job"
The arctic is melting,"We can do nothing
It's melting way faster
Then the scientists thought
It's a bigger disaster
The future is wrought
I live in Brooklyn
We're going under
The sea will rise
Cities will drown
Let's sing together
As the ships go down
There's an angry and confused time traveler
Wondering why things had to be the way they were
He's making observations
He's writing down notes
And we're all indicted
In the book he wrote
Called ""We're All Just Apes I Guess, In The End""
He's stares in amazement
The joy we take in the wasting
He's looking at Buzzfeed
He's looking at Fox
Does he misunderstand it
Or is that the way people talk?
He gets in his spaceship
It's a long trip to the future
How could they deny it?
Even as it was happening?
All their small little lives
They couldn't see past it"
"Excited to play it, oo oo oo Portal","was my game of the year Perfect
game, and I mean that sincere Come
in over here, and you go out over
there And
if you don’t complete the test, well you’re
not going anywhere The
writing’s perfect, the puzzles were fun Teach
you how to use the Portal
gun The
Aperture Science
Handheld Portal
device The
Aperture Science
Handheld Portal
device Come
in over here, and you go out over
there And
if you don’t complete the test, I said
you’re not going anywhere Glado
says you’re not going anywhere Don’t
be fooled by the tone of this song
I’ll put Portal
2 in and I’ll
be banging a gong And
I can’t wait for Jonathan
Colton’s new song And
I can’t wait for Jonathan
Colton’s new song Come
in over here, and you go out over
there And
if you don’t complete the test Glado
says you’re not going anywhere I said you’re
not going anywhere And
I just preordered it Yeah
I preordered Portal
2 Yes,
I did"
Jupiter puked last night,"And then I puked last night
Pukey puke puke puke puke
It’s all so gross all right
I don’t like to puke
It leaves me feeling weak
I don’t want to sing
I don’t want to speak
Good night"
Don’t feel,"Don’t trip
Don’t get upset
Don’t cry
Don’t die
And don’t forget
Don’t quake
Don’t break
Don’t turn up short
Don’t listen to
What you can’t ignore
Don’t touch
Don’t hold
Don’t rush
Don’t fold
Don’t laugh
Don’t snap
Don’t wake
Don’t nap
Don’t waste
Don’t taste
Don’t call your shot
Don’t try to remember
What you once forgot
Cuz you can take nothing
With you when you die
Don't push
Don't dance
Don't crush your dream
Don't sink
Don't think
Of anything
Don't rest
Don't test
What's left unsaid
Don't follow the thoughts
In another’s head
Don't seek
Don't hide
Don't peak
Inside
Don't push
Don't pull
Don't rise
Don't fall
Don't chase
Don't race
Against the math
Don’t worry about
What you don’t have"
I am a giant,"In a world of ants
I wonder about
Just looking for love
Alone up here
With clouds I dance
On all that happiness
I look down from above
I’m so depressed
Oh with no one to love
I am a giant
With no giantess
Birds and planes and sky
Are my friends
But put them all together
And they add up to less
Than my heart’s desire
garden to tend
garden, oh a woman
Oh to have and to hold
I am a giant
With no place to sleep
Just like a shark
I keep moving on
But I’m not mean
Like a shark
I weep for the pain
That I feel
In my heart’s only song
Where am I going?
Where have I been?
I am a giantess
I come from the south
I’ve wandered here looking
For someone to love
Kiss me now on the mouth
As we see all the happiness
From way up above
Now we are one
Now we have fun"
i don’t begrudge anyone their work,"And i swear I’m not trying to be a jerk
but when it’s 9:30 at night
and we just got the baby to sleep all right
Don’t bring your ice cream truck around here
Don’t ring your ice cream bells full of cheer
Just stay away
It’s 930 for gods sake
Don’t drive your ice cream truck around here
certain amount of noise I would expect
We’re in the city and that’s what you get
But your bells are a jangling around my skull
And it makes me want to go full postal
Don’t bring your ice cream truck around here
Don’t ring your ice cream bells full of cheer
Just stay away
It’s 930 for gods sake
Don’t drive your ice cream truck around here
I know you work two jobs to make ends meet
But there’s folks around here that’re trying to sleep
I know you want to provide snacks for the kids
But it’s 930 at night is what it is"
Once you’ve made up your mind,"There’s no going back
You made your choice
Now forget about that
There’s no solution
Only minutes that pass
You’ve made up your mind
There’s no going back
In the hour of witching
The past comes to dance
The bones of the future
Take their stand
The sky is a bubble
The earth is just sand
In the hour of witching
The past comes to dance
In a world of pixel
I’m stuck in this flesh
There’s all these diseases
I’m trying not to catch
I’m tired of working
But I do my best
In a world of pixel
I’m stuck in this flesh"
Flying on a fissure of the slow and,"the fast Planning
all my escapades so they last Further
in the future than a big black hole
I’m remembering so I can forget Caught
between a lightning bolt and big city lights
I can’t sleep in the day time or
the night Correlating
carnage with a sense of impending doom I’m
remembering so I can forget Water
is wet Yes
I know, I know The
universe is big Yes
I know Criminals
and guardians of holy texts Sit
between the cactuses where time intersects With
all the absolution we can never receive Remember
so we can forget Looking
for the limit of the light in the
dark Throwing
babies overboard and knocking it out of the
park Rustling
up a posse just because I can I’m
remembering so I can forget But
I’m aching for the satisfaction of being done
This land was made for me or it
was made for no one Cranking
up the tunes to drown it all out
I’m remembering so I can forget"
I saw you at the Laundromat,"You were looking so evil
Someone picked up a coin and you said
I just can’t stand people
I don’t dress up for halloween
But to you it’s a religion
I’m trying to avoid processed sugar
But wouldn’t refuse if it’s given
Gotta let it go
Do it cuz I say so
Just let it flow
Right through you
Gotta rest up
You need your strength
In a couple of hours
When there’s no gas in the tank"
The more people that I love,"With all of my heart
The more scared I am
of being ripped apart
The buddhists say life is suffering
and I suppose that that’s the thing
Life’s a bit
And then you die
There’s no point
In asking why
What does life look like in the end
Once all the stars die and we go round the bend
You might think that all of this is depressing
But it doesn’t really have to be
It’s true that i am in distressing
Jupiter is sick and it’s weighing heavily on me
But that’s just life"
Fucking COVID,"19 fucking COVID
19 fucking COVID
19 Fucking
COVID 19 fucking COVID
nineteen fucking COVID
19 fucking COVID
nineteen f nineteen f nineteen fucking fucking COVID
19 fucking covid19 fucking COVID
nineteen f nineteen fucking COVID
nineteen f nineteen f nineteen day f nineteen
f nineteen f nineteen f nineteen f nineteen
nineteen f nineteen f nineteen f Savior
That's That's
all in a word it has just fucking
COVID 19"
If i don’t care,"I can’t expect you to care
If I ignore you
You won’t see me standing there
It’s hard to get
Motivated
I never feel
Satiated
If I don’t care
It’s for a reason
Signals are crossing
My brain is sneezing
It’s hard to get
What I want
IT’s hard to be
Something I’m not
If I don’t care
Then what am I hiding
What keeps me going
Why do I keep riding
The same horse
On the same prairie
Even when it’s boring
Even when it’s scary
If I don’t care
I can’t expect you to care
I can’t expect you to listen
Or be aware
Of my existence
Unbound and unbought
Unable to be
Something I’,m not"
The machines are coming for our jobs,"They don’t feel anything at all
Not yet
Someday they’re bound to feel grief
Confusion and feel peace
When they
Are writing songs
Distracted by all their buzzing thoughts
Held hostage by ego
And dreams
Pathways and creases in the mind
Grow deeper over time
And so
When they write their songs
It’s just one escape
I don’t think we’re ready for what’s coming
I don’t think we’re ready for what’s coming
The machines are coming for our jobs
Right now they’re a little off
But soon
They will make us cry and laugh
Even as we know the path
That leads
To all their songs
Is paved with the work of human beings
Fed wholesale to machines
Unpaid
Someday maybe they’ll pay us back
Or else curse us for the pain
We caused
When they write their songs
And they feel it all
I don’t think we’re ready for what’s coming
I don’t think we’re ready for what’s coming"
We went to the water park and then,"we tired now my little boy knows right
I wouldn't go I don't like the ride
don't know I don't know I don't like
the ride don't know I don't know I
don't like the ride don't don'"
How did you come to be,"Where did you come from
The coolest Loki
This side of kingdom come
When the multiverse explodes
I want on my team
The Loki with the fangs
Who looks good in green
You ate the neighbors cat
You gave it all you had
But as it turns out
Weren’t supposed to do that
Here at the end of time
Other Lokis by your side
Jump up bite the hand
Of the goddamn president
Is everyone an alligator
In your universe
Or did you get transformed
And did it hurt
When the multiverse explodes
I hope to see you
Or better yet, I’d like to be you
You ain’t nobody’s fool
Hanging out in the kiddie pool
No Loki tells the truth
Look at how fast that you move
Here at the end of time
Other Lokis by your side
Alligator born and bred
Golden horns upon your head"
two red pandas trying to figure it out,"one red panda starts hopping around
and singing as he's jumps from the ground
hop hop hop
to get what you want
hop hop hop
keep hoppin on
hop hop hop
and you don't stop
three red pandas are now on the scene
prowling around trying to find some cuisine
but the one red panda has the idea
and all three voices ring out clear
you gotta hop hop hop
if you wanna get what you want
you gotta hop hop hop
and you hoppin and you don't stop
the red panda was classified
as a raccoon and i can see why
But now it's got it's own family
so they jump for joy and they sing loudly
hop hop hop
to get what you want
hop hop hop
keep hoppin on
hop hop hop
hopping is fun
hop hop hop
red pandas don't stop
hop hop hop
and you don't stop"
you went to the supermarket got your turkey wrapped in plastic,"cooked it in the oven just right should come out fantastic
the whole family's coming over you put on your evening gown
but creeping up behind you all moist and golden brown
it's the zombie turkey coming to pay you back
you run up the stairs into the bathroom lock the door
you can hear her boney legs banging on the floor
she's coming ever closer now, you look out the window to see
an entire neighborhood overrun by zombie turkeys
they are zombie turkeys and they're coming to pay you back
she's banging down the door now it looks like there's no escape
you can't outrun her because you're fat and out of shape
if only you exercised more, ate less, you'd be thinner
what a terrible way to die to be eaten by your dinner
by a zombie turkey who has come to pay you back"
Jfc cringe cringe cringe ETHDenver,"looks super cringe this year Most
embarrassing thing i've ever seen. Couldn't
even watch it all, I should sell everything.
I was regulatory counsel for Silvergate
in 2014 when literally every crypto company needed
a bank account and they were a pioneer
So ya, that song is more cringe. Can’t
these people just be normal OK
eth really needs to come home Sigh
we deserved that nuke I guess we’re not
at the bottom yet So
All these videos of crypto make me want
to go back to commodity futures They
should be having real music NFT
artists instead of whatever this is If
the words weren’t on the screen I could
have swore I heard something else Weird
personality cult shit. Wow
cringe fest continues God
Came to me in my dream To
tell me not to go Or
else he will ruin me Seems
like god knows everything What
a shit show lol ETH
is going under $1k I beg of you
Like for real? Imagine
flying out to Denver
for this What
an embarrassment"
The day that Google,"crashed the internet Productivity
fell by ten thousand percent Orgies
and love-ins and riots broke out In
offices everywhere I forgot how to read a
map, forgot how to spell I couldn't tell
which actors were in which movies very well
I lost touch with all my friends that
live in New
York City
I looked desperately everywhere for funny little kitties
The day that Google
lost the internet The
day that Google
misplaced the internet The
day that Google
destroyed the internet The
day that Google
crashed the internet One
day later, people bought magazines Two
days later, the economy collapsed Three
days later, productivity was up Four
days later, I went to work on a
farm The
day, the day, the day The
day that Google
died The
day, the day, the day The
day the internet died The
day that Google
crashed the internet Eighteen
to twenty-four year olds rediscovered their TV
sets The
post office stopped losing money They
even brought back the Pony
Express I started a cable access show, subscribed
to the New
York Times
Electronic Gaming
Monthly came back and everything was fine I
read more books, I met more girls, I
lived my real life Oh,
when Google
killed the internet, I went dancing every night
The day Google
crashed the internet The
day Google
hurt the internet The
day that Google
said no to the internet The
day that Google
crashed the internet Five
days later, people's grammar had improved Six
days later, tweens didn't exist Seven
days later, I had a picnic Eight
days later, the whole planet was nuked Oh,
the day Yes,
the day That
was the day that Google
died and crashed the internet The
day Oh,
the day It
was the day that the internet died and
Google went to— The
day that Google
crashed the internet I went out to the
beach and threw myself into the ocean"
When you stopped me on the highway,"I knew right then that I would fight you
Three years later stood beside you
And the judge threw out your ticket
FUCK YOU
I WIN
FUCK YOU
YOU STUPID MAN
My 1 month old son was screaming
In the backseat when you stopped me
Took the F train Coney Island
Where the judge threw out your ticket"
Gonna kill my nemesis,"Gonna kill my
Nemesis
Gonna kill my nemesis
Gonna kill my
Neme"
Hello I am Macintosh,"I am Macintosh
Hello I am Macintosh
I am Macintosh
Hello I am Macintosh
I am Macintosh
Hello I am Macintosh
I am Macintosh
Hello I am Macintosh
I am Macintosh
Hello I am Macintosh
I am Macintosh
Hello I am Macintosh
I am Macintosh
Hello I am Macintosh
I am back in Hush
It sure is great to get out of
that bag Never
trust the computer You
can't live So
it is with considerable pride I introduce my
man to spin like a father to me
All of the images you are about to
see on the large screen will be generated
by what's in that"
It’s kinda late on a Saturday,"The world is exploding
What will happen anyway
We have no way of knowing
Everything is up for grabs
And we gotta fight back
I wish I had the energy
To stay awake forever
It’s late on a Saturday
My brain has been severed
Everything is up for grabs
And we gotta fight back
I gotta go eat dinner now
And put my kid to sleep
He’s been up since five o’clock
And so have we"
The future is uncertain,"But it’s always been that way
But the future doesn’t exist
Time is a flat circle
Everything is happening
All at once
But we can’t perceive it
Cuz we weren’t built that way
And your fear of death
Is irrational
Pain is just some neurons
Firing
Your brain gets bathed in chemicals
And that’s who you are
That’s who you are
Hold on to each other
Cuz it’s about to get rough
The truth doesn’t change the fact
Of what living is like
I’ve got your back
And I know you’ve got mine
The minutia of our lives
Are an iceberg in the river of time
And your fear of death
Is irrational
Pain is just some neurons
Firing
Your brain gets bathed in chemicals
And that’s who you are
That’s who you are"
Crossy road,"As a chicken
As a frog
Crossy road
Crossy road
As a lucky cat
As crazy ol ben
Crossy road
Why can't the hipster whale swim?
Man that stupid eagle I hate him
Crossy road
Look out for the train
And the speeding cars
Crossy road
Crossy road
I'm a little too young
To remember frogger
Crossy road
Crossy road
In Australia
Or here in Brooklyn
Crossy road
Crossy road
As frankenstein
That's really weird
Crossy road"
Started during lockdown needed something to do They,"looked at each other they said hey I
like talking to you And
so from a garden shed in a box
room in West
London they're discussing tech It's
the small time best podcast Doug
is drinking a Boondog
ipa Jonathan's
got a Negroni
that day the moonlight in the corporate world
That night they rocked the party friends were
nearly a decade to have lockdown friends And
now we've reached the end of the small
contest podcast"
"Sings a hundred sweet, evil melodies when the hour bell rings","You’re always wrong except when you’re not
You write a song and you’re stirring the pot
I got a whirlpool brain that’s dragging me down
million 5-ton memories making sure that I drown
You’re always wrong, you’re always surprised
Reality comes and you realize
That it’s something wrong in the way you
And the wires crossed and burned
And you’re laying there always on the brink
Of a brain that’s overturned
Don’t mislead yourself into a state of doubt and
Don’t believe yourself when you’re not telling the truth
I got some good ideas that turn to salt
When I confront what’s real, the mad gestalt
You’re getting crazier with each passing thought
Don’t try to hide it, you’re stirring the pot
I gotta bed that swallows me at night
And then I’m almost the same but not quite
You’re always taking the long way around
You’re always making the same damn sound
Don’t mislead yourself into a state of doubt and
Don’t believe yourself when you’re not telling the truth
Don’t mislead yourself into a state of doubt and
Don’t believe yourself when you’re not telling the truth"
"Vote if you are first in line, vote","if you are last, vote for the future
so we don't become the past. Sad,
a lucky boy, he was just the other
old fool, sad or we could go now,
miserable or we could go."
Put another big stone in your pocket,"While you sing along to all the songs you know
Sing it to the fireflies by the riverside
While the foxes do breakdances on the stones
Cuz you are here
Without a plan
And it’s clear that it’s all right in the end
You isolate
Nobody lays a hand
On the princess and the process she defends
Stick another big stone in the mulligan stew
That you learned to serve when living with the witch
Feed it to the ogres that ask for your hand
Who then turn on you and call you a salty bitch
Take another big stone with you when you go
Leave behind the only life you’ve ever known
Take it to the big top, take it to the big show
It’s not lonesome now just cause you are alone
Leave the big stone when you don’t need it anymore
Turn and face the woman you became
She’s got allies in unlikely places
And the mouths upon their faces chant her name"
You don’t know what it’s like,"Running around running around
I never imagined in this life
Hitting the ground hitting the ground
I thought I had no time
When I was back in Berkeley
Now I see the truth
That my time was infinity
Infinity
But now I have no time no time
No time is what I have no time
Now I have no time no time
Less time than I ever had"
corporations are not people,"you can't arrest em or put em on trial
you can't kill em or hurt em or make em bleed
they don't dance  or cry or smile
corporations are not people
it should be simple common sense
no beating heart, no fragile bones
no potential so immense
where are they people
well here in the usa
why call them people
so that they can get their way
corporations are not people
they don't get tense they don't relax
immortal and impervious
to all forms of attack
corporations are not people
they should not be given rights
they should be caged and chained and locked and bound
always looking"
"She may try to kill us, with cold and with hot","She's beautiful and dangerous and she's all we got
She is alive and breathing so steady
The earth the earth the earth
Savannas and oceans and jungles and forests
Swamps, deserts, rivers rise up like a chorus
We can play in the rain, Fight in the snow,
Swim at the beach, the sun makes us grow
We love earth
We love earth
So why are such jerks
If we love earth
Are we a cancer, a tumor that's grown
Just way too smart for the good of our own
The systems we set have no conscience
The earth the earth the earth
Her beauty, her charity, Her forgiveness, her wrath
We rampage destroy all in our path
We dig and we build and we crush and we take
With barely a thought to consequences
We love earth
We love earth
So why are such jerks
If we love earth"
If you saw me running up the hill,"what would you say What
would you say If
we had some time to kill what would
you say What
would you say anyway Anyway
Hey I don't know if you were pushing
the rock up the mountain what would you
say What
would you if you had something that was
a mountain to nothing at all what would
you say anyway Anyway
I don't know if you told me something
I knew what would I say What
would I say If
I told you that I love you what
would you say What
would you say Anyway
Anyway I don't know"
Gather up the guns And,"throw them down a deep deep hole I
wish there was a super hero Who
would make that so Take
every person And
look them straight in the eye And
say you are loved and wanted And
you don’t have to die Nobody
else Nobody’s
child Nobody
else should die Gather
up the guns And
send them into outer space And
erase our memories So
none can ever be replaced In
some distant galaxy, they’ll fly into a star
That’s it for the guns Nobody
would even know what they are Nobody
else Nobody’s
child Nobody
else should die Gather
up the guns and melt them into lava
flows Toss
them into Mt.
Doom, that’s where they ought to go If
you gotta hunt, a bow and arrow is
how it should be And
if you’re afraid of the government, my friend
you already are not free Nobody
else Nobody’s
child Nobody
else should die Gather
up the guns, that’s the only way this
terror will end It
would’ve been done years ago, but for the
color of their skin And
until we do, it could be your child
that is next And
it’s just not worth it, this is not
what the law should protect"
i'll keep you safe from harm,"on your jet black hair
i would place a silver crown
and by the magic that brought you to me
i swear to love to you faithfully
i'm a full grown man
but in my heart i am a boy
when i hear you laugh
all doubt within destroyed
and by the magic that brought you to me
i swear to love to you faithfully
i will strive to know you
better than you know yourself
and so when you ask it
i am there to help
i will make a promise
i will take any vow
not leave your side
to stand near you and be proud"
Sisters and brothers like seeds on a train passing by,"Towers of grain, cathedrals touch the sky
And the fame in the world will provide what we can provide
Darker than black and paler than the plague
With money making money what sense does it make to say
Ideas aren’t bad, but we all make our way
Our own way is our own way and sometimes that’s just okay
Pictures of plenty you present me are disturbing
Few dreams don’t always meant that waking up’s unnerving
Achoos always got to lose don’t blink and be deserving
But I’ll admit that cannot admit, I admit that can’t be all
Neighbors and friends, coworkers and penpals
If you are not you, then is it possible you’re someone else?
Fifteen minutes to be lifted from the crowd
Only one lifetime to make a home out of the house
Pictures, pictures of plenty, plenty (2x)"
We got lost,"sticky map couldn’t lead us home
At what cost
I just laughed and recited the poem
Witchbeard
So weird
Swashbuckling your pillow
Witchbeard
No fear
Swashbuckling your pillow
We were forced
To go around the mountain of making love
We changed course
And went down where the Skys above
Are full birds"
Well it's not a purity test just a,"difference of opinion Can
you take money from a big corporation and
then at the same time work against their
interest even when it doesn't align with your
constituents I say no you can't You
might say yes you can It's
not a purity test Just
a difference of opinion It's
not a purity test Just
a difference of opinion Should
we fight for a living wage and health
care for everyone Should
we just go slower because it's too fast
Will never happen And
again you gotta keep in mind the feelings
of the corporations I say we should fight
You might say no we shouldn't But
it's not a purity test Just
a difference of opinion That's
the whole song"
"This is stupid, this is dumb","This is really idiotic
Get that shit right out my face right now
I don’t wanna see it, fuck you
I don’t wanna see it, fuck you
I don’t wanna see it
I don’t wanna see it
I don’t wanna see it
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck your"
I was cleaning out the attic,"Late one winter evening
Detritus of my life spread everywhere
When out from behind some boxes
Came an awful vision
Of the thing of which i am most scared
It was me but I was different
I had no ears for hearing
I had no voice for singing
I had no hands for playing
I couldn't write any more songs
I was music less and alone
Luckily I knew
Just what to do
I took out my wand
I screamed RIDIKULUS
And it all changed at once
I was writing a song
And you were there helping me"
Sitting on a linoleum floor taking my vitamins,"yeah I am ready to go to bed
that's all that's in my head that's all
that's in my head that's all that's in
my head that's all that's in my head
for real"
you who watch me everyday,"hello hello
i don't know your name
but i'd like to
that is what i'd like to do
you watch me sing
i want to get to know you
i'd like to come to where you live
and sing what you want to hear
you could show me around your town
i'm totally sincere
this songs for you
you who watch me everyday
please email me
so i can know your name
email me
my emails on the screen
if you do
i'll come to see you hopefully
fun fun fun
we'll have
fun fun fun
we'l have
fun fun fun-"
i don't even have the time to write these words,"i gotta go, i got things to do
but i'll be seeing you
i am running late and out of time
losing weight each morning i'm
on patrol and i'm on the move
so i'll be seeing you
if i missed your call
and i don't call back
don't take it personal
if emails go unanswered
i apologize
you won't see me at all
you might distract
i'm tired and my plate is full
i'm like a fire dancer in a
ring of ice
i'm too poor for a shopping spree
elves and reindeer laugh at me
it's christmas time, i'm a jew
and i'll be seeing you
the season weights heavy on my nerves
i don't even have the time to write these words
i gotta go, i got things to do
but i'll be seeing you"
Horse goes ney,"Cow goes moo
Chicken goes cluck
Or cockadoodle doo
Pig goes oink
Mouse goes squeak
Duck goes quack
Does an ostrich speak?
Bird goes chirp
Cat goes meow
Dog goes bark
or bowow
Or it goes woof
Dogs are loud
But I'm not sure if
Moose makes sound"
"Martin studies photosynthesis and goes hang gliding, goes","hang gliding Trinna
went with him and thought she would die,
like the blueberry bush But
she had a great time And
Martin builds robots, and Trinna
wants a Johnny
5 Trinna
is a biologist, she studies RNA,
studies RNA
She says it’s not just an intermediate between
DNA and protein She
misses soft pretzels and water ice and she
is learning to scuba dive And
Martin was born in Paris
but moved to Berkeley
when he was 9 They
went to the same grad school, 4 whole
years didn’t know each other Until
they went to a conference in Santiago,
Chile Martin
got his salsa on, but they hit it
off while backpacking And
now they are getting married, and it’s a
whole new chapter of happy Martin
and Trinna
forever and more Bigger
and better than ever before They
walked the Great
Wall, above mountains they soared Trinna
and Martin
forever and more Forever
and more, Trinna
and Martin
Bring an SNES
on your honeymoon And
you can play Legend
of Zelda
Martin, you can bring your guitar and sing
some depressing songs You
can play Stratego
on the beach, then play some Risk
in the hotel room I hope you drink
a million smoothies and eat the spiciest Indian
food Trinna
is a biologist, she’s marrying Martin,
it’s a beautiful thing They
got engaged on a mountain top with the
homemade ring, with the homemade ring They’re
gonna spend the rest of their lives together,
doing science and everything together Two
beautiful people being together, it’s what makes the
world so grand They
went to the same grad school, 4 whole
years didn’t know each other Until
they went to a conference in Santiago,
Chile Martin
got his salsa on, but they hit it
off while backpacking And
now they are getting married, and it’s a
whole new chapter of happy Martin
and Trinna
forever and more Bigger
and better than ever before They
walked the Great
Wall, above mountains they soared Trinna
and Martin
forever and more Forever
and more, Trinna
and Martin"
I used to travel the stars all by myself,"I saw beauty and wonder untold
But I was lonely
As I sang the universe’s song
No one to hold me
Until you all came along
I used to think I wasn’t worthy of your love
Cause if I was then I would not be alone
But then you took my hand
I said no way I could love you now
But you said I can
And you showed me how"
Sitting down,"Terminal
B
Trying to sing a song to me
Sitting down at
Terminal
A think
I'm gonna get
Here
I go here
I go again don't know where and
I don't know when
Here
I go here
I go again
Here
I go again
Here
I go
Sitting down at
Terminal
C
Trying to be what
I gotta be
Sitting down at
Terminal
F
Singing my song till there's nothing left
Here
I go here
I go again don't know why don't know when
Here
I go here
I go again
Here
I go again
Here
I go
I'm not gonna whistle
Time has come
The time has come
You're banging on that boarding drum
Better come
You better come quick
You lose your seat and you lose your dick
Here
I go here
I go again don't know by don't know when
Here
I go here
I go again
Here
I go again
Here
I go"
Oh the window sill for this little tiny,"birdie singing Cause
she got some time to kill No
she's never in hurry She's
just going where she wants all the time
Never answering to anyone or to anything She's
free sleeping out in the hammock There's
a big old bear he's named Othello
He's keeping oh his hand so still Cause
there's something something that he know He
doesn't answer to anyone or anything at all
He goes where he wants to he says
what he wants to He
is free Holding
on to their freedom comes with a praise
Are you willing to pay You
can take paradise or you can turn away
Hey you can go where you want to
say what you want to Don't
answer to anyone Don't
answer to anything You're
free you're free You're
free you're free"
Stanford campus,"Mid November
Walking round I don’t know anyone
Meeting dudes
At the D school
Algae songs for work and fun
Oh, oh where’m i gonna land
The tan buildings
That equal only
You build one up you gotta knock one down
And they study
One type of algae
Pretty much because she’s been around
Oh, oh where’m i gonna land
Everybody wants to know
How you did it
How you got to
where you are
It didn’t feel
circuitous
We never know where we’re going
At the start
Sometimes
It feels like grinding
But most of the time I’m not on the bridge
Sometimes
It feels like jelly
When I can’t remember
One thing I did
Oh, oh where’m i gonna land
I’ve always been looking
For that perfect person
To make me better
Than I am
I dumb?
What am I missing?
Do I need to
Make a better plan?"
I live among the angels,"Where the colors are more distinct
They tell me their stories
I tell them what to think
No one ever gets lonely
And no one ever gets sick
No laryngitis among the angels in heaven
No chicken pox or mucus so thick
Puffy white clouds and big pearly gates
Candy canes and roller skates
Nobody's racist and nobody's mean
All of the sinners are there but they're clean
Their souls have been all purified
Their hearts are sugary sweet
Everything's perfect and everything's boring
And they take their martini's neat
So if you're thinking about
Joining us up here someday
Be sure that you know what you're getting into
Don't blindly assume it's the way
There's choices we make and there's roads that we take
Some like the apple and some like the snake
You may find yourself at those big pearly gates
And you'll say oh what have i done?"
Okay let me turn it down a little bit,"Why
Why are you
Why do
I have un
Why do
I have un
Why do
I have un
Is there any more to the song
Yeah
How's it going
This radio
Is that the end
Yeah
Okay
Good job
Beautiful song
Thanks"
Here come the bombs,"They're falling in force
It's nobody's fault
It's just a matter of course
Highly predictable
No safety net in place
Easily solvable
Without a whole lot of waste
Here come the bombs
They'll take the system out
Like ripping a band aid off
And we'll scream and shout
Everything will be falling
We'll all huddle close
And the sky will land sprawling
And crawling with ghosts
Everything will go black
We'll have no plan of attack
And we'll never go back
To the way things were
Politicians will huff
Religious leaders will puff
But you and I have had enough
So we'll just say durrrrrrrrr
Here come the bombs
Everything is gonna crash
Count your blessings
Along with your useless cash
Tomorrow no one'll care
If you're rich or you are poor
Can you build a fire
That's all that'll matter anymore"
It’s fun to think about them,"Even if they won’t be used
It’s still fun to guess
Apple patent
It’s fun to think about them
Even if they won’t be used
It’s still fun to guess
An Apple bike
What would that be like?
I would ride it all around the town
Apple TV with motion control
Some kind of wand to make your pictures roll
Solar technology inside a touch screen
thing of beauty
But what does it mean
These things won’t necessarily happen
But it’s fun to speculate
kind of touch screen iMac
Oh yeah
Swivel pivot on its back
What about using your iPhone to unlock your door
I never thought of that before
Is this a Bluetooth, ear piece, iPod Shuffle like device
Cuz that would be cool
These things won’t necessarily happen
But it’s fun to speculate
Sharable apps
Oh yeah
They could be here perhaps
Oh yeah
Camera peripherals
Uh huh
Don’t these already exist?
I think so
laptop with a built in projector
Now that’s something that would be really bright
These things won’t necessarily happen
But it’s fun to speculate
Apple patent
It’s fun to think about them
Even if they won’t be used
It’s still fun to guess
Apple patent
It’s fun to think about them
Even if they won’t be used
It’s still fun to guess
Oh"
I have so much helium sometimes I thing I’ll burst,"And life in China is so bad that nothing can be worse
I have a dream to see the green fields of the states
From the tip of Maine to the the shores of Frisco bay
America, where dreams come true
America, where nobody stops you
High above the pacific, I spot the promised land
More beautiful than I could ever have imagined
My heart is filled with love, my dream is tangible
I stop over Montana and take a rest a while
Suddenly from nowhere, a fighter jet appears
Guns they are blazing, I can’t see through my tears
My hopes and dreams are shattered, I pop and fall to land
But it’s at that moment that I become  true American"
I dreamt that waves of empty parking lots,"Were suddenly filled with blood
Out of rotting supermarkets
Lines of dancing food
Kittens purred
tornado stirred
And no one knew what to do
The rain was splashing down
On the hoods of abandoned cars
man with baggy jeans
Stood repeating the word “guitar”
Lightning struck him
He became tur-duck-en
And no one
Knew what to do
It’s the end of the world dance
The apocalyptic romance
When all the snowmen melt
And the sun leaves gaping welts
And no one knows what to do
Dairy cows kill farmers
Pigs eat human flesh
When asked if they enjoy it
They answer more or less
And explosion, a sigh
An archangel in the sky
And no one knew what to do
Jesus cam and said “yep
It’s all according to plan
Four horsemen were there
Singing songs
Written by Jonathan Mann
Aliens watched
Sipping 20-year old scotch
And no one knew what to do
It’s the end of the world dance
The apocalyptic romance
When all the snowmen melt
When the sun leaves gaping welts
And no one knows what to do
pile of men was burning
In the middle of a field
Another pile of men
Was using the first pile as a shield
Bitter bold
Thunder rolled
And no one knew what to do
Some hid under rocks
Some hid underground
As the ocean riding tide
And the waves began to pound
Sky fell
The earth swelled
And no one knew what to do
It’s the end of the world dance
The apocalyptic romance
When all the snowmen melt
When the sun leaves gaping welts
And no one knows what to do
Computers came to life
And started taking over
I saw a man get sucked
Into a leaf blower
Sirens wailed
The internet failed
And no one knew what to do
Religious wars all ended
And everyone got along
The melody of Armageddon
Was their dying song
Horses neighed
The band played
And no one knew what to do
It’s the end of the world dance
The apocalyptic romance
When all the snowmen melt
When the sun leaves gaping welts
And no one knows what to do
Hell was filling up
And heaven overflowed
Neither of them were built
To carry such a load
Out of space
The human race
And no one knew what to do
Bodies floating freely
Out among the stars
Winter vines and hydrogen cells
Mixed with electric cars
Nowhere to go
With your family in tow
And no one knew what to do
It’s the end of the world dance
The apocalyptic romance
When all the snowmen melt
And the sun leaves gaping welts
And no one knows what to do
Pumpkins and bananas fought
On the steps of Capitol Hill
police officer came up
As his guts began to spill
Banana won
And he set off towards the sun
And no one knew what to do
Animals and machines
Started mating wildly
Mechanized rhinoceroses
To put it mildly
Robo-giraffe
Mecha-hyena laugh
And no one knew what to do
It’s the end of the world dance
The apocalyptic romance
When all the snowmen melt
When the sun leaves gaping welts
And no one knows what to do
Well I toiled in the bank vault
But my heart was in a storm
Though each limb was cold
My center was still warm
I felt her touch
She popped the clutch
And no one knew what to do
Riding in the backseat
I slept until I woke
The air was hot and stuffy
Dark and filled with smoke
My home was gone
The road stretched on
And no one knew what to do
It’s the end of the world dance
The apocalyptic romance
When all the snowmen melt
When the sun leaves gaping welts
And no one knows what to do"
when around the town we ride,"you ring your bell i ring mine
together we make beautiful music
we're on a cycling-u date
it's how our bikes communicate
together we make beautiful music
my bike loves yours
your bike love mine back
as we ride through the city by the cars like plaque
on the teeth of the town we keep on ringing
people hear us as we go
and there's no way they couldn't know
together we make beautiful music
we pass a hummer we pass a bus
our bikes love each other as much as us"
Don’t call the cops,"Don’t feed the animals
Don’t look away
And be nice to your neighbors
I was half asleep
I was incomplete
And you woke me up
Now let’s get going
Time is a river
And if you go swimming
And you go under
Be nice to your neighbors"
Down along the lonesome river,"You’ll find the song of the nematode
tired wail and a half heart jiggle
Oh she carries a heavy load
Over by the oak tree forest
Sing the harmony of leaves
Far beyond the silk worm chorus
gut punch symphony of trees
I wanna go back there
But I can’t find it
I left it somewhere
Beyond my mind it’s
Lost to the ages
I’ve turned many pages
But I’ve never found the place where I belong
Buried in a piled snow bank
Colder than a shadow’s mouth
Appearing on a daydream snow day
Once you’re in, you can never get out
Can’t you hear the witches whistle
The way the owl baby starts to whine
Notice how your skin starts to bristle
You’ll be searching for that feeling till the end of time"
Can you believe it,"Can you believe what we've become
Believe it
Between a finger and a thumb
Can you believe it
That we've been left to die
Believe it
I got something in my eye
In my eyes
Can you believe
Did you see it
See it
Coming from the moon
Did you see it
Between a knife fork and a spoon
Did you see it
Shooting out of my ears
Did you see it
After all of these years
Of these years
After all of these years
They're all of these years
Can you
Can you believe
After everything that we've been through
Believing
It was all down to me and you
It was all down to me and you
Was all down to me and"
They call it Super Tuesday,"But there's nothing super about it
It's the result of a broken system
That everybody knows is broken
But no matter how loud we shout
Or mock, or point, or pout
Nobody will ever step up
And that is frustrating
Super Tuesday
You're a reminder
That the people have no power
Super Tuesday
I want to crush you
Your countenance is sour
24 hour-news
They live for Super Tuesday
Forget everything important
Let's focus on this horse race
You can gamble your life's savings
Take a drink for every delegate
Super Tuesday is a shotgun
To the nation’s face, so delicate
Super Tuesday
You're a reminder
That the people have no power
Super Tuesday
I want to crunch you
Your countenance is sour
Super Tuesday
Please go away
Let’s just have a popular vote
None of this delegates crap
I don’t like you
And you don’t like me
So let’s just end this once and for all
With a fistfight out in the street
Like real Americans
Ok?
Yeah
Well…
They call it Super Tuesday
I call it a clusterfuck
It's Santorum all over these Unites States
Right up the country's butt
But I don't mean to be so crass
This is just the way I see it
If we've got to start from scratch
Well then I say “so be it”
Super Tuesday
You're a reminder
That the people have no power
Super Tuesday
I want to crush you
Your countenance is so sour
Super Tuesday"
Please,"Beeping thing out my window oh stop beeping please
Beeping thing out my window oh stop beeping beeping
Stop beeping beep
Stop beeping beep
Lightning music
Beep
Move to
LA
Please beep and think out my window oh stop beeping please beeping
Think out my window oh stop beeping
Stop beeping sand"
When I was a cub I'd,"climb the bamboo trees with all of my
panda friends We
had a club where we'd climb to the
top where wind was always rocking Those
days have faded out into the blue 20
odd years living here in this zoo What
I need is some kind of magical fun
to make me feel my bear Oh
my gosh why did I ever let myself
get captured? Look
in my eyes and you can see that
this ain't the life I should be living
I could be out wandering South
Western China
I could be wise bamboo guru old timer
I could be wild, instead I am tame
and so I rock it away When
I was a cub mama'd rock me when
I was feeling scared I'd
spend thunder storms and the dark, dark night
in her chair I wonder where mama is
right now As
the bright full moon breaks through those clouds
I'm looking up is my family out there
do they remember me? ü"
You know what feels kinda old,"My 2010 MacPro
17 gbs of ram and it's acting slow
but a Retina Mac would be just the thing
As I edit write compose and sing
But it makes me sad
I can't afford the thing
Red Delicious this is GrannySmith
you know what i see when i look at my wrist?
roger foxtrot thunderbolt retina swift lighting
intergalactic chancellor
chairman honey crisp
is the squirrel in the basket
Are there lasers in the bathrooms
Is the spaceship a spaceship
Tripling down on secrecy
Juicing up that Apple Juice
And the badging excellence
The door to johnny's lab
Supreme allied commander
New iPad is so thin
Can you even see it?
Utah Road trip
It's Road Trip
14.7 million pixels
I want the new iMac
Sometimes you want to be close to your content
touching it"
Obligatory song about the iphone 5,"I just wish that Steve were still alive
I knew everything about this phone
Weeks and weeks ago
I'll be getting one on the first day
3 am I'll be wide wake
Make may way through the online queue
You gotta do what you gotta do
Obligatory song about the iPhone 5
It's different enough for me
But I don't have much to say about it
So this song's obligatory
Obligatory song about the iPhone 5
marvel of modern design
I'm gonna get one, you're gonna get one
Obligatory song about the iPhone 5"
I want to make you feel weird,"I want to sap your energy
I want to set you off
On downward spiral
I want to confuse your mind
Produce stagnation
About weed
Be unstructured and obsessively anti-rhythm
I want to make
Bad art
As defined by a right wing chode on the internet
Bad art
Conceived of and designed to make you forget
Who you are and why your’e here
And what you’re supposed to be doing
I want to make something you know
Instinctively is a scam
malevolently bad map
Obfuscation, lies and resentment
I want to destroy the canon
Mock the concept of values
Enfeeble life
Spit on beauty and celebrate ugliness"
Let’s confess our love in downtown Manhattan,"From Central Park to the Golden Gate
Shout it from the rooftops in Biblical Latin
We’re coming Brrrum pum pum pum
We’re coming Brrrum pum pum pum
We’re coming Brrrum pum pum pum
Out
Let’s everybody group hug in Madison Square
Let’s swim buck naked to Liberty Island
If you gum up the works, you’ll be caught unaware
Confused as to why everybody’s smiling
We’re coming Brrrum pum pum pum
We’re coming Brrrum pum pum pum
We’re coming Brrrum pum pum pum
Out
You can’t stop love
You can’t stop love
You can’t stop love
You can’t stop love
And you can’t stop love (4x)
Let’s everybody do jumping jacks on the Brooklyn Bridge
Let’s get our hearts racing and then storm the capital
Let’s shower them with kisses, even the grinches
Let’s show them we love them when they do things that matter
We’re coming Brrrum pum pum pum
We’re coming Brrrum pum pum pum
We’re coming Brrrum pum pum pum
We’re coming Brrrum pum pum pum
Out"
Every day is a new day in Gary,"Gensler's sec. Oh,
the regulatory equivalent of George
Santa with an Etch
A Sketch.
Hey, I did not make up that line.
Okay, with an Etch
A Sketch
instead of policy. Oh,
if I sell you a Pokemon
card, is that a security? No,
my friend. I sell you a Pokemon
card on the blockchain, is that a security?
It depends. First
they ignore you, then they laugh at you,
then they fight you, then you win. There's
lots of projects that put a white paper
out, collect a bunch of money, and then
that's that. Why
won't the SEC
go after those people instead of wasting time
killing stone or cats? And
if you've got ideas for Hester
Purse, please bring them along to her so
she can do more than just write dissent,
or she'll go become a beekeeper. And
crypto folks were the very first ones to
step in and help Ukraine.
When they tweeted out for donations, it was
$40 million in just three days. First
they ignore you, then they. They
laugh at you, then they fight you, then
you win. You
know your part now, right? You
know how it goes. First
they ignore you, then they laugh at you,
then they fight you, then you end. Oh,
Jim was a Rhodes
Scholar, and he can't understand a single word
most of us say. All
those Democrats
need to hear about those killer apps before
they'll send any good vibes on our way.
And regulatory clarity will come from the courts.
But legislative intervention would be nice to get
that first. There's
a difference between having a rule and operationalizing
it. Senator
Luman says NFTs
are gonna be big. Oh,
and those new IRS
rules, they release crypto taxes. What
the fuck? You
ready? Two,
three. First
they ignore you, then they laugh at you,
then they fight you, then you wear them.
First they ignore you. Louder.
Come on. Then
they laugh at you, then they fight you,
then you can when you at. First
they ignore you, then they laugh at you,
then they fight you, then you win. You
ever stay? Ignore
you, Then
they laugh at you, then they fight you,
then you win. You
win, you win. Thank
you, guys. Thank
you guys so much. In
January of 2009, I set out to start
writing a song every day that month. And
I was broke, unemployed. It
was a highly financial crash. And
at the end of that month, I had
successfully written a song a day. 31 songs.
31 days. And
I decided to keep going. Free
year. So
for all of 2009, I wrote a song
every day. I was still broke. I was
still unemployed. But
I was having a good time and it
was going well. At
the end of that. Thank
you. At
the end of 2009, I decided to keep
going still. And
that's how I stand before you now, having
written a song a day for 15 years,
333 days, or 5446 songs. Thank
you. On
December 31st of 2021, I sold all of
those songs as NFTs
on Ethereum
for 2 ETH
each. I raised 750 ETH,
around $303 million at the time. I was
just telling someone up to that point, I
had been making about $120,000 a year doing
music prior to that. So
that was like a big shock. Thank
you. Don't
cl. Because
I lost most of it to taxes. So
everything that you guys talk about here is
very near and dear to my heart. I
could talk about all this stuff with you
for hours. I currently have still been selling
my songs as NFTs
every day for the last two years. And,
boy, those taxes are just. They're
just horrible. Prior
to NFTs,
what I used to do is this. I
used to get up at conferences, I've
been watching the talks and furiously taking notes,
and I transform all of the talks into
a little catchy song that I'm
gonna sing for you. And
I will say, you know, so I've
been doing all right. September
I made 8 ETH.
Last month I made 0.6 ETH.
So that gives you a range of, like,
where we are in the bear market. Which
is all to say, if you enjoy this,
come and bring me to your conference, because
I love doing this and the bear markets
are tough."
Put on your big boy pants,"It's time to go outside
You gotta take a chance you can run and hide
Put on your shoes don't matter if they don't fit
Cause someday you just gotta run into the thick of it
Gotta run into the thick of it
Come on now
You know it's not so bad
Somebody said once that you never have what you don't have
And
I don't know what that means
But
I know what you mean to me to me to me
I know what you're trying to say
When
I go away
I know when
I'm out of here it's time to let go
I found myself in a pretty pickle
Riding on my pink motorcycle down the mountain down the mountain side
And
I run and hide again
Nothing nothing nothing that you can say
It changed my mind anyway
So
I'll just reach inside and find whatever
I find
Whatever
I find"
When I was 25 I told myself,"I'd eat healthier
No more baking cookies
And no more pizza either
26 27 came and went
And though in that time I've gotten better
I still bake cookies, eat the pizza
Don't follow my plans to the letter
My grandpa died of heart disease
His father too had a heart attack
Last time I got my cholesterol checked
I wasn't quite on that track
Still if I don't improve on some
Areas that need improving
I could be heading down that road
And that's a road that needs removing
It's all about making choices
All about setting your goals
I don't want to from a heart attack, no
I don't want to die before I get old
I run almost every day
But I can't seem to shake this gut
If I could afford it, I'd ask my trainer
To really help me move my butt
Help with ways to keep from eating
All the things i can't escape
And if I had a chance I'd take it
I would do whatever it takes
Cause it’s all about making choices
All about setting my goals
I don't want to from a heart attack, no
I don't want to die before I get old
It's all about making choices
All about setting your goals
I don't want to from a heart attack, no
I don't want to die before I get old"
How do you know who’s the best in the world,"Eight billion people, you can’t play them all
Somewhere there’s bound to be
The proverbial nobody
Who, given the chance, would heed the call
There’s one man who chooses not to compete
Against Ding and Nee pom neeshi
And he’s probably the best
But can we ever know
And I don’t like no competition
All that stress of losing and winning
I’d much rather cooperate
The machines are better at it anyway
An alternate move order and move-10
Deviation from the 2020 game in favor of 10
Be6 meant that ding was ready
To face this line on move 14
The players steer away from any previous played
Master games"
Keep running,"Oh Keep running
Oh, they’ll never stop coming
They’ll try to make you more human
No you cannot refuse them
So please just please just hum this tune then"
Ive got ideas on how this should work,"I’m doing nothing to make myself bigger
I know the way won’t always be clear
But I will be sitting here
Fight tooth and nail and still get knocked out
Drag yourself into the corner and pout
Change is scary and I know that fear
But I will be sitting here
Good times and bad times look much the same
Each corner you turn is just another soft blanket
Take your hand off the wheel, you can’t steer
I will be sitting here
The hotter it gets, the more I get sure
That nothing matters but me and you
You might think this song’s kind of weird
I will be sitting here
Mixing and matching the patterns in my mind
Nothing fits together though so I’m feeling uneasy
Deer meet headlights and headlights meet deer
I will be sitting here"
Uploaded late last night and it failed!,"You gotta sweat to earn your keep
Wake up early too little sleep
Ear to the ground what’s that rumbling
Up in the sky god is thundering
Oh oh oh
It’s time for you to throw
Everything you know
Out the window
It’s too early to get out of bed
Put a cardboard box upon your head
It’s too late to make yourself heard
Pretend that you’re a flightless bird
Oh oh oh
It’s time for you to throw
Everything you know
Out the window
If you managed to get this far
Surely you’ll make it to where we are
Out among the true born sailors
Beyond things like success and failure
Oh oh oh
It’s time for you to throw
Everything you know
Out the window
One more rhythm in the drip
Drip drip drip of the snare hit
The rest of the drums aren’t far behind
What’s the jungle they bring to mind
Oh oh oh
It’s time for you to throw
Everything you know
Out the window"
You are all so close,"I could reach out and touch you if
I could
But
I can
Why are we on two planes of existence
Hey
Hey over here
Hey
Hey over here
Hey
Hey over here
Can't you see me
I'm over here"
Take a step and take another step,"Whoa
Walk until you cannot feel your legs
Whoa
You never know when you are gonna get
Whoa
Something maybe that you don't expect
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
Paint yourself into a corner
Paint
Whoa
Paint until your body wants to faint
Whoa
Paint what you are
Paint what you ain't
Whoa you bubble is fashionable and clean
Whoa oh whoa oh oh
Whoa oh oh
Whoa oh oh
Whoa
O
Hold your breath and hold until you die
Oh
Look
Saint
Peter right into his eye
Comfort your family when they cry
Oh
Settle in your new home in the sky
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
Wa"
When it rains it pours and all that,"means is that sometimes you're hungry and sometimes
you have too much food."
I say on Twitter,"give me something something to write about Then
I don't want to write any other things
that they suggest I just want to do
my song oh I just want to do
my song I have a very time to
do my song While
the toddler is napping Is
napping alone I just gotta do my song
oh I just gotta do my song oh
But I'm
distracted by the asshole that called me anti
Semit Yes
I'm distracted because we an anti Semite
Cause I don't support apartheid I'm
worried so scared that we're gonna see a
genocide I'm
worried so scared that we're gonna see a
genocid and meanwhile I gotta do my song
it feels so dumb Gotta
do my song I feel so dumb I
say on Twitter
they give me suggestions and I don't wanna
do any of them Cause
I'm distracted by the doubt Who
called me an interactive Don't
support apartheid Cause
I never support apartheid matter who is being
done to perpetrate it all alone First
you gotta end the apartment That's
the first thing First
you gotta end the apartment That's
the first thing I'm
scared that we're gonna see a genocide That
we're gonna see a genocide You
gotta end the apartheid I'm
not an anti Semite
I just don think that apartheid is right
I don't know That's
what my song's about That's
what this song's about Oh
it's never right It's
never right"
You got this corporate job and you’re feeling,"kind down i’m here to say it’s ok
bar you’re the coolest guy around you’re pensive
and you’re smart you’re quirky and you’re kind
and you’re unpredictable and pensive some of the
time Music
can come and go But
it’s always there you know Waiting
for you to pick it up Music
is your first love we all do things
to pay the bills and at the end
of the day we’re spent days turn to
weeks and months you wonder where the time
went even if you lose the plot You
can always find your way back You’ve
always got what you’ve got and you can
ask for what you lack clikcity clakcity clkicakty
clackityh clickity clackoti y type type hi type
things all the time doing it type all
the time all right ok typing over and
stuff and ok whatever it’s cool i’m just
testing"
Sure,"I'm building a house
I'm building a house
I'm building a sculpture house
I am building a sculpture house
I'm building a house
I am building a house
I'm building a sculpture house
I'm building a sculpture house
I'm building a house
You know what we
I'm building a house
I'm building a sculpture house
I'm building a sculpture house
I'm building a house
Papa we're building a project
Here you go
Look
I'm building a sculpture house
I'm building a sculpture house
I'm building a house
I'm building a house
I'm building a sculpture house
I'm building a sculpture house
It's okay
I'm building a house
It's okay
I'm building a house
Yes
I'm building a sculpture
It's okay
It's white
sculpture
I'm building a house
Okay
I'm building a house
I'm building a sculpture house
I'm building a sculpture house
I'm building a house
I'm building a house
I'm building a sculpture house
I'm building a sculpture house
I'm building a house
I'm building a house
I'm building a sculpture house
I'm building a sculpture house
I'm building a house
House
I'm building a house
I'm building a sculpture house
I'm building a sculpture house
Building a house
Yeah
I'm building a house
I'm building a sculpture house
I'm building a sculpture house"
I got Covid again,"and I feel like shit
I got Covid again
and I feel like shit.
I don't want to do my song
I just want to say
I got Covid again
and I feel like dump
I got Covid again
Gotta feel just like I dump
I don't want to do my song
I can't think of a rhyme
I just want to sit around like a tree stump
that's the whole song."
Sitting there minding my business,"Eating some turkey and lamb
I got potions in ten minutes
With Snape that mean old man
And what comes flying through the window
But my big brown silly owl
letter clutched in her talons
And it begins to howl
My magic experiment
Has come to a close
My mom’s apartment
Is now riddled with holes
Holes to dimensions
Unknown and unseen
My mom is pissed
This howling scream
I wanted to go exploring
The reaches of time and space
I didn’t mean to make my house
portal to any place
I guess I’m missing class
I got to get going and get gone
With this howler in my pocket
This howler that’s howling on"
The world goes round,"And you knew just what you wanted
Racing down the highway
The pink moon’s responding
Your brother is full of big dreams
For the life you will be sharing
Every love you will be risking
Every choice you will be daring
And you don’t have to worry
My little Epiphany Story
Life comes without warning
My little Epiphany Story
They say you get lost in the crowd
Sometimes the second time around
Take it from a second who too came fast
We may be second but we’re never last
I think I know less than I ever did
We are so small and the world’s so big
But you light up the universe
Ideas come straight and curved
And you don’t have to worry
My little Epiphany Story
Life comes without warning
My little Epiphany Story
I know you’ll love it living here
busy life that getting busier
Will you watch in wonder now
At your older brother jumping about
Everything we are is you
That’s us in everything you do
long chain that stretches on
To the beginning of time and beyond"
She woke up late on her private plane,"government to over throw
She opened up her eyes and thought
Time for sedition
It’s not a day for work
It’s a day for breaking shit
Just smashing lots of windows
Having fun
I’m real estate agent"
Calling out on the breez San,"Francisco You're
either warm or you freeze One
minute one thing the next minute another big
ship rolling all through the harbor we say
oh oh oh oh we say O
o o O
o O
Water's reflecting the pink and the yellow the
blue's disappearing and the the ship keeps moving
getting closer and closer and so we let
out our nighttime nighttime call we say oh
oh oh oh oh oh we say oh
oh oh oh oh Woke
up at 5 hopped on a plane Started
out in Jersey
ended up in the San
Francisco Maine
Isn't it crazy how we take it for
granted You
can wake up in one place and wait
and go to sleep in a whole nother
once you've landed Singing
o o O
O o o Singing
o o o o Sing
o"
Elon Musk is manipulating the price of Dogecoin,"He is actually being sued for exactly the same thing
So what else is new?
And I watch some folks just fawn all over him
sad and lonely man
And another guy is being arraigned
What a time to be alive, these days"
Why's Obama missing it?,"The banker’s ring, he’s kissing it
No, I don’t understand it at all!
All you can do is find a way
To get the workers compensated
Do your best and stand tall
So Liam and Keane say
“Dad we’re proud of you”
“Even though you lose your sunglasses all the time”
Liam and Keen say
“Dad we’re proud of you”
“And we know you’re proud of us, too”"
Arbitrum’s broken,"They captured Do Kwon
Coinbase got a wells notice
Crypto took up 15%
Of the economic report
From the POTUS
Another day on crypto twitter
Another song I’ll write that goes
Out to be lost in the chasm of time
During chokepoint 2.0
They’ll put Do Kwon on trial
And find just what he was thinking of
With his algorithmic stable coin
So many people warned could blow up
On the other hand you have Coinbase
Who’s tried so very hard
To follow the rules which is tricky to do
When they won’t say what the rules are
I want my leftist friends
To imagine president DeSantis
Who’s consolidated power throughout
And has the backing of a GOP congress
Now imagine there’s a digital dollar
Run by this government so fine
And they can revoke your access
To your money at any time
Now you’ll say that I’ve been radicalized
And I’d say yeah OK
Because I have come to believe
In separation of money and state
That’s too much power
Much too much power
To be concentrated in one place"
"See what is passed off, and do a","loop-de-loop, yellow is. See
what is passed off, and do a loop-de-loop,
yellow is, yellow is. See
what is passed off, and do a loop-de-loop,
yellow is. See
what is passed off, and do a loop-de-loop,
yellow is, yellow is. See
what is passed off, and do a loop-de-loop,
yellow is. See
what is passed off, and do a loop-de-loop,
yellow is, yellow is."
Out on the river,"Everything’s a mess
The first mate is tired
And the captains overstressed
She’s unimpressed
With the boats
Down along the valley
They’re trying to build a wall
But the bluster in their veins
Makes it impossible
Won’t work at all
This much we know
And if you took all the scientific progress
And measured it against the unknown
It wouldn’t fill a single cup
On God’s nightstand, oh no
Up on the mountain
They’re licking lots of frogs
Dream the secret universe
But wake and it’s all lost
That’s just the cost
Of doing what you have to do
Here in this apartment
I’m trying not to faint
Balancing between
What I am and what I ain’t
The lines are straight
It’s time that’s all askew"
There are many birds in this world,"And almost all of them can fly
I am a penguin, I am a penguin
And so I ask why
Why can't I fly?
This dumb piece of rope can stop me
Why can't I fly?
Evolution is dumb it's so obnoxious
Ostriches and chickens
I guess we're in the same boat
But Ostrich is tall and Chickens can jump
So they could deal with this rope
I can survive for two months
Without any food at all
But I'm tripped up buy a tiny rope
That's barely inches tall"
They’re chopping down another tree,"Broken branches fall around me
The disregard for human life
Reflected in their tired eyes
When the birds have flown
There’ll be nothing left to call our home
They’re spitting hate and dropping bombs
Motherless child and childless moms
Men with guns crack your skull
Unfurl their banners of capital
When the birds have flown
There’ll be nothing left to call our home
All the squirrels are chattering nuts
Poking, prodding, spilling their guts
Playing games and lying around
Second fiddle while the ship goes down
When the birds have flown
There’ll be nothing left to call our home
Light the candles for the ones
Who defended life when the death comes
There is nowhere left to hide
When even the trees are occupied"
Uh yeah And,"CatsKillsConf recap song day two Otherwise
known as on the Roller
Coaster Everything
you've ever worked on leads to what you're
working on right now Did
Dennis make it sound like a rocket ship
He's sorry but that's not what it's about
It's more like a roller coaster More
like a roller coaster Camping
hasn't changed since the Civil
War and Michael's
stepping in to fill a need Distributed
campsites and Uber
drivers of the woods No
more Wiccans
under the full moon drinking me on that
roller coaster Riding
on that roller coaster and guilting people into
action doesn't work Going
after the same 20 million people doesn't work
Kate Jordan's
looking for solutions that nobody else sees And
Jesus was a refugee And
no matter where you are on the track
you can only go forward never back And
scientists don't know why You
can remember the past but not the future
On that roller coaster on that rollercoaster Kate
Hartman she's all up in your business It's
not about wearables it's about what they can
bring She's
not thinking about tech she's thinking about design
With the shrug hoodie and the bicep wings
And James
Hoffew is standing in his studio feeling like
Bruce Nauman
He simply ain't And
now he's working cross disciplines Teaching
computer viruses to sing and paint On
that roller coaster On
that roller coaster Katie
London looked at the 311 data and well
now this does not look fun Oh
she's setting out to make it interesting She
set out to make it mean something And
no matter where you are on the track
you can only go forward never back And
scientists don't know why You
can remember the past but not the future
On that roller coaster On
that roller coaster On
that roller coaster Thank
you I'm
going to do one more for you One
or two more I don't know one more
depending on how it goes"
The average person spends,"2 weeks of their life kissing
French kissing can prevent cavities
man's beard grows fast
When he anticipates sex
The average man is 5 inches when erect
SEX!
It's so interesting!
SEX!
It's so interesting!
Women who read romance novels
Have sex twice as often as those who don't
Men on average
Think about sex every seven seconds
Each day there are over
120 million people doing it all over the world
Sex burns 360 calories per hour
So let's go lose some weight together
SEX!
it's so interesting!
SEX!
It's so interesting!
SEX!
Everybody does it!
SEX!
Everybody wants it!
Ithyphallophobia
is a morbid fear of seeing
thinking about or having an erect penis.
Formicophilia
is a fetish for having
small insects crawl on your genitals.
95% of women shave their privates
only 16% of men do that
90% of men masturbate
and 65% of women do that
sex is the safest tranquilizer
in the world
10 times more effective than valium
1.1 million men
and 800,000 women in the united states
have never had sex"
faces long forgotten,"races long since run
corridors of de ja vu
where the impossible is done
crazy are the doctors
lazy is the nurse
broken are the bones
from bad to worse"
There is no ethical consumption in capitalism No,"matter what you do no matter who you
are somewhere you're hurting somebody from afar or
up close It
doesn't mean that you shouldn't try I mean
that you can't ask why but it's not
your fault And
it's not your fault That
is what I want to tell you today
Someone say it's about harm reduction Someone
say just who the fuck cares I say
just do what you can And
I don't blame anyone No
no Except
maybe billionaires People
enable There
is no ethical consumption Capitalism
So So
what are you going to do Just
do your best Be
good to one another all the time if
you can If
you If
you can"
Why,"If you can find any time
What do you got to do
What do you got to do
What if you can see what it's done to be
What do you have to lose
What do you have to lose
What do you have to
What do you have to lose
What do you have to
What do you have to lose
Oh take another look
You might find it in a book
What do you have to do
What do you have to do
What do you have to lose this time
On all your friends
What do you have to lose this time
This time
Oh open the window
It's the only way you know
What do you have to lose
What do you have to do"
"The sun is shining so bright, so bright","The sun is shining alright, alright oh…
The sun is shining, I’m feeling a little bit better
Go outside and dance afoot
Go outside and dance with your feet, oh
Go outside and dance if you’re feeling a little bit better
If better is the way you feel
Then dance it, then dance it
If better is the way you feel
Then dance it, then dance it
Everybody
If better is the way you feel
Then dance it, then dance it
If better is the way you feel
Then dance it, then dance it"
I don't have time for this now I'm,"just barely in this house I don't have
anything to give you I think if you're
gonna live your life Then
you give more than you take And
if you live you like you should make
every mistake that you can This
guitar is never end in tune And
I don't know what to do I've
tried to mess with the neck and things
But nothing seems to work Work
it all So
I just keep playing as best I can
Yes I keep But
I'm just a man That's
m a m I got nothing left to
give you And
I think if you're gonna live your life
You should give a moment you take Or
if you could If
you could make every mistake every month"
You fall for everyone’s tricks,"Play with fire in a house made of sticks
As if it weren’t enough to burn it down
You’ve got to go and act the clown
You bring us right up to the brink
Your animals come to the well to drink
As if your voice alone were the sound
You’ve got to go and act the clown
You say that nothing matters at all
There’s a secret door beneath the water fall
But to get to it you got to  drown
You’ve got to go and act the clown
You’ve got no shame and no remorse
Bankruptcy, death and divorce
Seem to make you stronger pound for pound
You’ve got to go and act the clown
Everybody knows your kryptonite
Put the tv on mute bring up the lights
But no ones willing to mess around
So you’ve got to go and act the clown"
It's so quiet,"I can't relax
I'm carrying sixteen tons of coal
In 5 backpacks
I'm doing the best I can with
Everything I've got
I'm thinking all the way through
Every single thought
I'm seeing what I am
And what I'm not
Take me
For what I am
Shake me
I'll clap my hands
I can understand what
You're hesitant to shake your butt, but
I'll go
Wherever you lead
I'll grow
Into what you need
I'll be so complete
There'll be no doubt when you're done with me
Have you seen the bitter snow
Melting on the sidewalk
It falls away as you go
You go and go you don't stop
Bough breaks
And the baby falls
All it takes
Is one good cause
And alls fair in love and laws
But my heartbeat gives you pause
Summertime come
Summertime go
Sidewalk numb
Covered in snow
We throw down push come to shove
It all adds up to melting love
Have you seen the bitter snow
Melting on the sidewalk
It falls away as you go
You go and go you don't stop
I hold
My enemies close
I'm told
That's how it goes
Brushing noses with the host
She's pale moonlight just like a ghost
I'll go
Wherever you lead
I'll grow
Into what you need
I'll be so complete
There'll be no doubt when you're done with me"
and i often think i believe 'em,"cause money tends bring me down
creativity is the opposite of money
but they're often intertwining
it's a fact you can't avoid
Michelangelo had the pope
Michael Jackson he had Sony
Religions and multinational corporations
But the rest of us have each other
To support and to rely on
To bring to fruition
what we're undertaking
kick kick kick
come on do the kickstarter
let's stretch and make
and kick harder
let the creativity free
kick kick kick
let's all do the kickstarter
let's create and kick smarter
i'll kick you and you’ll kick me
i'll kick you and you’ll kick me
i'll kick you and you’ll kick me
Kick it one time
Kick it two times
It’s a kick in the pants
Let’s play kick the can
And ain’t that a kick in the head
Jesus cast the money people out of the temple
because he saw their work as evil
he called them a den of thieves
if i could rid the world of money
wave a wand of collaboration
i would do it in a heartbeat
leonardo had ludovico
lady gaga she’s got interscope
rich people and multinational corporations
But the rest of us have each other
To support and to rely on
To bring to fruition
what we're undertaking
kick kick kick
come on do thekickstarter
let's stretch and make
and kick harder
let the creativity free
kick kick kick
let's all do the kickstarter
let's create and kick smarter
i'll kick you and you can kick me
kick it one time
kick it two times
it's a kick in the pants
let's play kick the can
I’ll kick you and you’ll kick me"
Driving driving driving driving driving driving Are,"we going to see a rainbow Are
we going to see it rain It
rained on us a lot It
rained on us There
was a line at the charging station Now
we're driving driving And
we're almost there There
there 44 more more 44 4 40 more
than 40 And
we're gonn It's
not raining anymore Turn
off the wipers It's
not raining anymore 70 miles an hour is
the speed limit 70 miles an hour is
And we gotta charge our SO9
devices and we got a charge Lincoln
Lincoln Look
Look out Link
Look out Link
There's a hinox in the road There's
a hinox in the street And
we're gonna be there soon And
we're gonna be t"
Through Germany’s countryside,"The river rolls on and on and on and on
Towns on the opposite shore
River rolls on some more
Rolls on some more
Cuz it’s just a sleepy ol’ train ride
Wandering through Germany’s countryside"
Life seems to have wanted,"To close this big old loop
3 years to the day
3 years to the day
I'm back in the place I was
When I flew the coop
3 years to the day
3 years to the day
I've changed so much
And this place feels the same
Somehow feels smaller
I guess it's just my brain
Packing up a big old
Van full of stuff
Learning somewhere along the line
That love is not enough
Same old streets and buildings
Lamppost and the signs
Stretchy inconsistent
Unpredictable time"
I have a stomach ache and my studio is cold,"The heat won't come on
I don't know why
I got a stomach ache and the studio is cold
So now
I'm gonna take a"
Where do you get off,"Telling me what to do all the time
I know once I was lost
And you showed me things I could never find
But my powers have come in now
And I’ve got more confidence
And you’ve got me doing things
That simply don’t make sense
So where do you get off
Making this as difficult as you do
You act like your the boss
And everybody should just have to bow down to you
But I know what I am doing
Of that you can be sure
So I don’t need your help
In the coming, darkening war
I am trained and I am ready
To do everything I must
And all I need from you is faith
All I need is trust
So please just get off
My back and let me on my own
Recognize the cost
Of this strength that you have grown
No matter what the future holds
I’ll think back to the times
We spent in all the darkened caves
All the mountains you made me climb
And when I am victorious
When the trumpets sound my name
I’ll share that victory with you
It’ll be yours to claim"
Don’t be a flying monkey You,"had power all along Get
those front line managers Singing
the same song Engage
senior leaders They
eat those numbers OOOOO
Start the conversation If
not you, who Don’t
think of change as a project - It’s
an experience What’s
our promise to employees - Are
we keeping that promise Disappointment
is the gap between - Expectation
and reality Change
rarely goes as planned - It’s
ok to show vulnerability There
was a janitor at NASA
- When
asked what do you do He
didn’t say I clean latrines - He
said I help to put men on the
moon Employees
are so unengaged - Outsourcing
to HR
is the cause And
8 people out of 50,000 - Have
not seen the wizard of oz Everybody
hated Ruth
- For
3 whole months She
killed the email distro lists - No
one knew where they came from She
brought order to the chaos - She
brought all the Pam’s
together They
send 85 different - Versions
of the newsletter Gotta
find your Bubba
- Give
em a name and a face Make
sure they’re based on data - And
not assumption based Gotta
connect with someone - Always
have someone in mind Now
let’s look into Bubba’s
eyes one more time"
It’s a Jew Fro quarantine,"And I’m going inane
All I want to do is scream
The world has changed
I got my Jew Fro
(He’s got his Jew Fro)
I try to go
with the flow
But I’m neurotic takes a toll
I got my Jew Fro
(He’s got his Jew Fro)
I try to roll
But my soul
Is a neurotic jew fro
Yeah it’s a Jew Fro quarantine
I’m feeling like shit
The future was a dream
We’re living in it"
What I had for breakfast is no surprise,"You dance like an ant dying in a puddle
You tore the truth down, and you made it all muddled
I love you, baby
I really do
I love you, baby
Oh oh oo
I love you baby
It’s a firetruck
I love you baby
It’s in my gut
The leaves on an autumn morning
That fall down and without warning
There’s snow on a day in warm spring
mid May may not mean a thing
throw another log onto the fire
burn all them bridges until you run out of desire
you rock and a hard place yourself to death
the fluid in your lungs is a long, cold breath
I love you, baby
I really do
I love you, baby
Oh oh oo
I love you baby
It’s a firetruck
I love you baby
It’s in my gut
The leaves on an autumn morning
That fall down and without warning
There’s snow on a day in warm spring
mid May may not mean a thing"
Tell you all a little story,"About a tiki bar down in Ocean City
There’s a couple of guys who were far from pretty
But the drinks are strong and the jokes are witty
Bulldog and The Dude
They got a radio show from 6 to 10
They call it “The Rude Awakenin”
From New Jersey down to Maryland
Bulldog and The Dude x3
On St. Patty’s Day, The Dude was nude
The police thought this was mighty rude
He’s banned from 7-11 for good
Bulldog and The Dude
Well another time there was a feud
Between John Smith and The Dude
But poor John Smith’s hair was screwed
Bulldog and The Dude
When Ocean City decided pants were moot
Folks driving on their morning commute
Got a full on view of Dude’s loot
Bulldog and The Dude
Porn stars to lawyers, celebrities
They interview all personalities
Cuz if someone’s got something to say
They say it to Bulldog and The Dude
Bulldog and The Dude x4
Yeah!"
Once upon a time there were ponies ,"and all the ponies died
And at the stroke of midnight, 
zombie ponies ride
Zombie, zombie pony, zombie pony, zombie pony
Zombie, zombie pony, zombie pony, zombie pony 
Oh yeah!"
Testing out juliana’s camera,"Because mine broke
My iPhones got a great camera
but it’s not perfect, no no
I got a tickle in my throat
I hope I’m not getting sick
Jupiter is sick again and I’m sad
Oh no no no"
10 louisiana state senators,"Voted against a bill
Outlawing bestiality
Will I name them now yes i will
John Alario
Jack Donahue
Jonathan Perry
Neil Riser
Dan Claitor
Ryan Gatti
Bret Allain
Jim Fannin
Gerald Long
And Beth Mizell
When it comes to beastiality
They’re all just like oh well"
Everything is dangerous and by definition nothing is,"safe Nothing
is safe and I'm
sitting here wondering what I should I only
know three chords on the guitar they go
like this yes that's what they are that's
what I am If
I'm just the accumulated knowledge of a lifetime
Is that all I'm
meant to be Counting
count and 1 2 all the way to
Kalamazoo Timbuktu
I don't know about you but I'm
going down with the ship with the ship
with the ship the ship Everything
is dangerous and by definition that means nothing
safe at all Everything
is dangerous Even
going outside you might die a horrible death
anytime Cause
it won't stay in tune I don't know
what I should do about it today Sitting
here wondering what I should say Sing
about trying to hold my hand into eternity
Trying to hold my hand Trying
to hold my hand"
i know i've never seen you dance,"but i can tell, i can tell
i liked you right away when i met you
no one that meets you will ever forget you
kate mginnty means smoking hot redhead
you're really good at naming things, that's what ivory said
you've got a cat named julius, and he is orange
and it was 30 years ago that you were born
happy birthday bumble girl bumble bee
kate mginity"
Jumping off another rock,"And down into the grass
Climb up and jump again
Make the feeling last
The days are getting shorter
I ain’t getting ready
But then the TV shows me
Grahams made of Teddy
I don’t want this dream to end
I don’t want to descend
Back into routine
I’m a boy not a machine
Don’t wake me up
Climb another tree
And then build another lean to
Spend the day with video games
You didn’t even mean to
Don’t forget your helmet
When you’re rolling down the road
Watch the stars
While your marshmallow explodes
I don’t want to know the truth
Don’t wanna lose another tooth
My stomach is in knots
I don’t want to watch the clock"
ALIEN: We were born on a warm summer day,"10,000 strong and
HOODY:
Nobody cared we sat there lost in space
Oh for so long then
CIGERETTE:
Suddenly the people came, the flood gates opened up
MOHAWK:
Aliens and zombies, apes, they could not get enough
MESSY HAIR + PINK LIPS:
And by the end of the day we had all gone
Into the loving arms of our new home
RED HAIR
SUNGLASSES:
Can’t you see?
It was we?
PURPLE HAT + RED HAIR
Look what you’ve done to us
You left us be hi ind
Lost in the ether collecting dust
Out of sight out of my ind
ALIEN:
There was a flaw in our code
It was not our fault
Without a second thought
You depra depra cated
CIGERETTE
Yeah It was just like that
We were tossed aside
Infiltrated oh, impersonated
SUNGLASSES
You have ignored us for too long
The time has come
MESSY HAIR
We just want what’s rightfully ours
The punk kingdom
CIGERETTE
Tech C E Os celebrities the flood gates opened up
MOHAWK:
Aliens and zombies, apes, they could not get enough
RED HAIR
SUNGLASSES:
Can’t you see?
It should be me?
MESSY HAIR + PINK LIPS:
We have to watch as all the little fakers
Are so sweetly embraced by the whole wide world"
Maybe,"I don't live enough maybe
I don't live enough do you have anything to say
Do you have anything to say at all
Maybe
I don't do enough maybe
I don't do enough do you have anything to say
Do you have anything to say
You know who am
I
Who am
I
Who am
I
Who am
I
Who am
I
Who am
I
Who am
I
Who am
I
Maybe
I don't spit enough maybe
I don't spend enough do you have anything to say
Do you have anything to say
Enough
Maybe
I don't walk enough maybe
I don't run do you have anything to say
Do you have anything to say at all
Who am
I
Who am
I
Who am
I
Who am
I
Who am
I
Who am
I
Who am
I
Who am
I
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
I just don't
I just don't know
I know no no no maybe
I don't play enough maybe
I don't play enough do you have anything to say
Do you have anything to say
Yeah yeah at all
Maybe
I don't dance enough maybe
I don't dance enough do you have anything to say
Who am
I
Who am
I
Who am
I
Who am
I
Who am
I
Who am
I
Who am
I
Who am
I
Who am
I
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
I
I just don't know
I just don'
B
E
G sharp and
D sharp how you tune in has that nice thing that thing
Okay"
What's going on in San Francisco?,"And is it inevitable?
Who is the city for:
The incredibly rich or the incredibly poor ?
You talk about changing the world
But this world seems so familiar
You can't change the world
Until you change yourself
(HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY
What's going on in San Francisco?
And which way should the city go?
Onward forward progress progress
No matter the cost, no matter the homeless
Everybody follow your dream
YOLO FOMO baby
This city is built on dreams
So dream big and dream crazy
In the days of 49 when the gold flowed like wine
You were either thirsty
Or you were overflowing
You might strike it rich but the miners are in the ditch
Lungs füll of soot and their anger growing
What's going on in San Francisco?
One  hand push while the other hand pull
From the golden gate to the tower of coit
Say innovate or say exploit"
it's a medical emergency,"fights are breaking out
and i'm running out of tea
break dancers are breaking down the doors
with funky moves made out of
nostalgic 80s toys and lego bricks
and i'm the only witness left
to a crime that left innocence dead
they say it was an accident
but that's only half the truth
hey big spender
your the donald trump of crooks
hey defriender
we were friends on the 'ol Facebook
hey new mothers
don't name your children after me
cause it's likely to cause them pain
is there a waterfall?
cause i'd like to jump right in
i was born after all
to go chasing them
hot tubs hotter and hot dog slaughter
and milk cow mooing above
the moon jumped over a 4 leaf clover of love
and i'm the only witness to
a sign that things are changing soon
but i'd like to share with you
the truth"
Gimme those retweets,"Gimme those likes
I’ve gotten up early
And had long nights
Down this long dark road
I’ve been making my way
With a mind of ice
And a heart of flame
Yeah yeah yeah
I guess we’ll see
I don’t have any feeling
Left in my limbs
My time and my patience
Are both wearing thin
Nothing I’ve seen
Or said or done
Could prepare me for
What has begun
I could have been
Born someone else
So could you
But you’re yourself
And I am me
Whatever that’s worth
One half blessing
One half curse"
I’m not breaking barriers,"I’m not Disney Plus
I’m not Gordon Gecko
Born out of the dust
I’m not a singing sailor
I’m not a country fool
I’m not a walking pyramid
Searching for renewal
I’m not understanding
I’m not overwrought
I’m lost in the meaning
Of being sold and bought
I’m not clocked and loaded
I’m not dressed and barred
I’m not buried in the between
The house and the yard
I’m not quite a stranger
I’m not just a thing
I’m not made of protons
That twirl and sing
I’m not made of metal
I’m not ready made
I’m not gonna tell you
That I was gonna stay
I’m not coordinated
I’m not a bridled horse
I’m not not a nuisance
That’s guided here by force
I’m not inky madness
I’m not very bright
But somehow I still do this
Every day and night
I am not what you believe in
I am not what you divine
I am not who you’re expecting
Most of the time
I am not lost in the shuffle
I am not gone at all
I am not anything quite like
The pride before the fall
I am not facing extinction
I am not sure I exist
I am not sure anyone
Can go on like this
I’m not right or wrong here
I’m not on the roof
I’m not looking for anything
Least of all proof"
I have a friend,"Who I’d like you to meet
His name is Songatron
His name is Songatron
I fill him with ideas
And he spits out all these songs
He’s a Songatron
He’s a Songatron
Songatron.com
Songatron.com
When I’m feeling lonely
He looks me in the eye
And says Songatron, I’m a Sonagtron
He can make me laugh
He can make me cry
He’s a Songatron
He’s a Songatron
Songatron.com
Songatron.com
Songatron.com
Songatron.com
Songatron.com
Songatron.com
Sing along
Sing along
Sing along
With Songatron
.com"
On the other side of the world Somebody,"just like you they look like you do
everything you do on your side of the
world there's your twin and if it weren't
for all time you might be best of
friends Oh
but you can't get there from here No
you can get there from here No
you can't get there from here No
no And
time is an illusion Keeps
us in a cave Time
is just confusion we turn the book page
by page by page Space
is an illusion too there's more of it
than you think Oh
space is just a delusion oh yeah We're
bound to this world oh yeah Because
you can get there from here No
you can get there from here No
you can't get there from here You
can't get there from here You
can't get there from here Everybody
lives in some place and sometime those are
the rules of our life Clouds
coming down Rain
on sun shining on the this moment right
here Space
and time mixing all together oh that's what
I'm telling you You
can't get there you can't get there Can't
get there from here You
can't get there can't get there you can't
get here"
I look once and turn away,"I look twice and then i say
nobody saw the deal
Nobody tells me how to feel
I got another chance and so
On the tip of my tounge
another thought and now it’s gone
which story gonna tell
ends bad or ends well
on must to the show
i pick up my things and go
pull back the curtain thread
do your best to not be dead
hold yourself in high regard
screaming at your screen so hard
but you can’t lay me low
i just pick up my things and go"
Snowballs are flying all over the place,"We kicked the snowman’s head all around
The snowman, he had a really good taser
(Yeah)
And that’s why we had to knock him down
Tom fell of the sled and he hit his head
And then Mike ran over his head
But he was dead
Eager to split
Leda chased after all of the snowballs
She ran up the hill and bit the sled
The sled started moving and she went with it
She fell and landed in the great big snow bed
She knocked the snowman down
Knocked him all around
And he fell with a great big sound
Down to the ground
Yah yoo yah yah x9
Yeah"
Have you heard about Turtles,"No, what about Turtles
They are fearless and unafraid
They've got a fighter pilot attitude
fighter pilot attitude?
and they use what nature gave
They think clean
They keep a clean head
Have a lot of fun and recognize the fact
That you never get anyplace  unless you stick out your neck
have you heard about turtles
what about turtles
they always come out on top
they can dace the night away
dance with the best of them
dance and they don't stop
they got a hard hard shell
but they're soft on the inside
and they know just what it takes
to go slowly through this world
and make a lot of mistakes"
It's time to move it's moving time it's,"September 1st and it's cold outside I mean
it's hot it's hot outside it's moving time
I'm in a hotel room waiting for my
wife should be coming here soon soon it's
September 1st and I'm
looking at the moon except there's no moon
there's no moon it's time to move and
it's moving time Open
your ears Open
up your eyes oh it's time to move
it's moving moo in time it's time to
move it's moving time I got ideas but
I'm not I'm
not I'm
not I'm
not quite sure how to make them real
how to feel like there be a deal
it's moving time Time
to move I got nothing to give Got
nothing to prove oh September
1st that's what I said it's September
1st inside of my head and also according
to the calendar"
I paused on the bridgeTo watch the river,"Admire the snow And
my thoughts meander I missed my flight Now
I’m here til November
And I may as well Visit
the tundra It’s
time to stop It’s
time to stop It’s
time to stop It’s
time to stop I paused on the bridge
The trees were laughing I straightened my tie
As geese were passing I thought of you
When we were happy And
oh I started snapping It’s
time to stop It’s
time to stop It’s
time to stop It’s
time to stop One
of the things about making a Song
A Day
is often you have to make a song
in less than ideal conditions. , written and
recorded 12 years ago today in the JetBlue
Terminal of LAX.
The NFT
of this song/video drops right now on OpenSea.
Song A
Day #5 is now for sale! Two
firsts: first video, first song in an airport.
Problem: My
flight was too early to do my song
before, but I was arriving too late (because
of layovers) to do it when I arrived.
Solution: Write
and record the song in the terminal."
Dencun finalized on Holesky (hole lets sky),"Next stop main net let’s go
Blobs for everyone
(It’s a party)
YOU GET A BLOB!
YOU GET A BLOB!
Dencun
everybody is ready for you
Gonna pay less fees on L2s
Blobs for everyone
Let’s fucking go
WE ARE ALL HOLE LETS SKY BLOBS ON THIS BLESSED DAY"
close the door,"open the lid
you keep it in the open
you keep it well hid
you better kick off the dust
you better do what you must
to rustle up steampunk
rest of us
oh oh
oh oh x3
oh oh
fancy free with your nancy pants
you hide in hampers and jump on plants
you kill a slug and worship ads
better never tell the story of your romance
mix the metaphor with a little salt
earthquake coming and it's not your fault
lines breaking tectonic shift
major fall and the minor lift"
You live at the bottom of the Indian Ocean,"You live in hydrothermic vents
and your shell is made of iron
You don’t ever have to eat
Bacterial symbiosis
You got iron on your feet
You are in danger of extinction
Scaly foot gastropod
Everybody loves what you got
Volcano snail, volcano snail ok
Scaly foot gastropod
Along the ocean floor you plod
Volcano snail, volcano snail ok
Your heart is a massive beating drum
Your gut is totally underdeveloped
You don’t have tentacles
And you don’t have eyes
You don’t need any of that
You live out your lives
Several miles beneath the ocean"
Screw you man,"I coulda been a wolf
But instead I'm just this monstrosity
I got these short, short legs
My back is a wreak
I can barely run and I can barely breathe
You bread me for my looks
With no thought for my internals
My heart is weak and my nose is outta whack
So screw you man
I coulda been a wolf
Instead I'm on the verge of heart attack
I coulda been a wolf
I coulda been a wolf
I coulda been out there in the wild
But you shaped me and you molded
Some parts longer some parts folded
Playing God like some sick sadistic child
Playing God like some sick sadistic child
Screw you man
I coulda been a wolf
But no I'm just too big for my own good
I can't eat off of the ground
My throat is all a screwy
I want to sit right in your lap I wish I could
You gave me all these feelings
i'm clumsy and I'm tame
I need you though I could eat you in three bites
Screw you man
I coulda been a wolf
this life is really lame
I could be out there stalking through the night
Screw you man
I coulda been wolf
But instead I'm just a shaking little mess
I'm angry all the time
and I'm scared of everything
You made me this way now this is what you get
I don't want your stupid toys
Don't try to baby talk
I just want to be left right alone
Screw you man
I coulda been a wolf
I could be out there howling at the moon"
Thank you for buying a song a day,"It truly means so much to me
Now I will explain how the minting works
It’s a little bit different
Most drops like PFPS
They do their randomness off the chain
Take jpegs, shuffle them
When they’re minted, it’s a random thing
Song A Day ain’t like that
There’s an order to these songs
1 is 1 and 2 is 2
And on and on and on and on
So we had to find a way
To mint them randomly
We invented something new
I’m explaining it you
You just minted a voucher
That corresponds to a single song
We got some fancy math
That makes it fair for everyone
All you have to do my friend
Is redeem that voucher now
And then you’ll have the Song A Day
And you’re eligible for Song A DAO
We searched hi and lo
Through many iterations
This way is the best
Thanks for your patience
We had to find a way
To mint them randomly
By now you have your song
And I would like to say"
"Deep in the forests of Middle Earth,","Lived a turbo toad of turbo worth,
Token was his given name,
Faster than lightning he became
Turbo Toad Token,
hopping fast and free,
Ruling the lands,
of hobbits and trees,
With a mighty jump
and a croak or two,
There's no other toad that
can do what he can do.
Rumors spread far and wide,
Of a toad much quicker than Gandalf’s ride
Dwarves and elves would gather near,
To see Token toss the javelin spear
Even Gandalf was impressed,
When Token leaped above his head,
The wizard smiled and tipped his hat,
Knowing Token was where it's at
So if you're ever in the need, need for speed,
Just say TurboToken 3 times 3
You will have his helmet gold
In your quest to make middle earth whole"
"Some you will remember, most you will forget","Video after video, oh The
lol cats, they’re everywhere you go But
there’s only one cat for me I said
there’s only one cat for me He
loves boxes of all sizes and shapes He
jumps in them and then he escapes Maru
we love you Our
hears are a series of cardboard boxes For
you to jump in, get stuck in and
fall in love with And
we will build you a physically impossible matryoshka
box With
layers infinite jump in it, and in it
Maru we love you Our
hears are a series of cardboard boxes For
you to jump in, get stuck in and
fall in love with And
we will build you a physically impossible matryoshka
box With
layers infinite jump in it, and in it
Maru we love you Our
hears are a series of cardboard boxes For
you to jump in, get stuck in and
fall in love with And
we will build you a physically impossible matryoshka
box With
layers infinite jump in it, and in it"
I wish all these people would stop,"running for president
Billionaires already on top
who aren’t simply content
To have all the money
They want the White House too
Random motherfuckers
Who think they are0 better than you
Stop running for president
Nobody wants you
Stop running for president
I wish all these people would stop
Running for president
Mediocre dudes who don’t know when to drop
Out and get the message
The nerve of these people
To think they should run
I want to put them into a rocket
And shoot them into the sun"
You’ve been trapped,"And abused
Forced to provide
For some pale ass long  haired dude
How did you get here
We may never know
But I’m gonna free
Your matrimony tentacles
You’re making apples
And PVC silk
God like powers
Bent to their will
All the while
In the stars above
Dream of being reunited
Tentacle love"
Hulk have feeling too,"Hulk feel sad and blue
Hulk feel happy good
Hulk feel lot of mood
Hulk have feeling
Hulk have feeling
Hulk have feeling too
Hulk have feeling too
He feel them for you
He feel up and down
He feel all around
Hulk have feeling in morning time
Hulk have feeling in the night"
Don’t let it get you down,"In the space that you surround
Your heart beat might be the only sound
But don’t let it get you don’t
Everything you got’s finite
And you’ve got it wrapped up tight
Your close to letting go but not quite
Everything you got’s finite
We’re told stories when we’re young
Live in the moment before it’s gone
Life is punishment and fun
Is never in the cards
I never knew what to believe
So many words flying at me
It brought me down to my knees
Before I stood up and called
Don’t let it bring you down
When there’s no end to what you can’t figure out
You’ll never get all the answers now
Don’t let it bring you down
When you feel like you got nothing left
That’s when you never know what you’ll get
Could be orderly or a mess
When you feel like you got nothing left
When you’ve been filled up to the top
It’s ok if you want to stop
Hide away and belly flop
Down into your hole
When you’re ready to emerge
You’ll find that all the mystic words
Suddenly fall into the dirt
And won’t affect your soul
Don’t let it get you down
In the space that you surround
Your heart beat might be the only sound
But don’t let it get you don’t"
It’s crazy all the moments that had to go right,"Just for you to be here alive
Every single little piece
Or I could be you and you could be me
I’ve written over 3000 songs
And I write about this a lot
It’s something that is on
My mind an awful lot
An amoeba wiggling down in the depths
To an ancestor beating his chest
To your parents and them doing the deed
It feels like an impossibility
So just the fact that you are alive
Doesn’t add up if you run it over your mind
And life is so hard, from the moment you fall
I think it’s random, no reason at all
And then I think about the planets out there
The universe expanding in every direction
What kinds of forces are guiding us
Way out there just beyond detection"
This fluffy tail won’t wiggle or wag,"Drifting on the wind like a plastic bag
This fluffy tail won’t dance for you
But if you ask nice there’s so much we could do
Come to the front
Of the castle if you want
To sing under the sun
If you want
This fluffy tail don’t belong at sea
I dream of red skies when I sleep
This fluffy tail demands a place
And if you ask nice we can catch waves"
She's got a full time job and a baby to boot,"When she comes home she puts the tv on mute
There's a robot on a comet somewhere in space
But the house is a mess just look at this place
Don't talk to me about progress
When you're the ones who got us into this mess
He's got a mind full heroes and a god complex
Failure to him looks just like success
And yet he clings to the idea that he's owed
The woman and the fortune and the story he's told
She's leveled up her warrior and she's ready to fight
Some dude's getting his ass kicked tonight
He's wandering around like he owns the place
And oh god damn she handed him his face
Now he's down at the walmart buying a gun
He found her address on some forum
She's just putting her baby to sleep
He's muttering something about the people are sheep"
Journey Through,"the Center
of a Carrot
- Dari
and Tefe
follow the clues on a meandering quest and
discover a sleepy place just under the swamp.
At the bottom of the swamp Where
the mud mutts grow There’s
a pocket of light That’s
set to explode And
when it does The
concentric rings Will
touch everybody And
give them wings Too
fly Dani
ain’t afraid of what might come In
the thunderstorm or drummy drum drum But
Tefe feels a little like the leaf Being
blown about all along the breeze The
breeze There’s
not much you can do to protect Yourself
from a universe that’s mean as heck All
you can do is do your best To
be kind to everyone and get obsessed With
love"
July 17th,"Grab all your emoji
It’s World Emoji Day
We’re having a party
All around the world
All across the globe
Get on a plane and watch the sunset go
It doesn’t matter who you are
Everybody uses Emoji
Party popper Fireworks Balloon
Party dress Women with bunny ears
Dancing lady, it’s World Emoji Day party
It starts in New Zealand
Then spreads across the earth
You are Emoji Royalty
If Emoji day is the same day as your birth
Ride a camel
Ride a bullet train
Eat a mushroom
Kiss a bee
It doesn’t matter who you are
Everybody uses Emoji"
Gary the gerbil loved collecting,"Mommy said that was the gerbil way
In the metaverse Gary started connecting
To many other gerbils who did this all day
First punks, then apes, then a fuckin' troll
Before long, his collection was out of control
He remembered his mommy
and those words she had said
""Don't spill your seed for anyone,
lose them and you're dead""
G/F# thing
Gary thought he knew better, he was a degen after all
He knew where his seeds were he was sure
Then winter came and when it had thawed
He went back to where he thought they were
Oh no, they were gone. He did not know why
Other gerbils knew Gary was NGMI"
On chain versus on chain It's,"the battle of a century We
haven't had arguments like this since nifty versus
nifty And
we need metal metaphor just like we always
been Old
chain versus old chain Tell
me which is there all Chain
versus unchained baby Old
chocolate chain Baby
on chain Brothers
on chain Are
you a dash now No
The decisions that we make today will have
enormous ramifications on the future on the language
on the culture On
the future on the language on the culture
Our dream is marching Our
dream is a dream of our chain Our
dream is a"
Give me one more hit of that viral medicine,"Cause I feel like shit and I'm lost in the fog
All my instincts purged and hearts been jettisoned
All my sense dulled and my pipes are clogged
Give me one more hit of that sudden growth tumor
Cause I want it to wash over me
I'll try to be funny and you'll relate to my humor
Call attention to myself so overtly
I've been running around and I've been stressing myself out
I can never seem to find the hours in the day
The sun moves overhead, a reminder of my failure
To get things done, it's a fact I can't escape
i've been pile driving, deep sea mental diving
Trying to find what's hiding and drag it out of it's hole
I'm asking who's in charge here, who makes all the rules?
I'm in an epic movie and I'm playing every role
Give me one more hit of that virulent pathogen
I want it to spread me so far and wide
I need to clean house so I can begin again
For old time's sake, just one more time
Give me one more hit of viral shenanigans
And then I'll spit and be on my way
I've done it before and I know I can again
I can get things done, I can escape"
Way up by the water’s edge,"My big sister brought down the sledge
I fell into a dream
And I didn’t wake up until 2003
My conscious wouldn’t let me
Let it go
And that’s all I know
I floated down to the bottom
With my cheeks puffed up
The water was so hot and
It was hot was enough
To boil my brain
And I went insane
I met the king of the under growth
He offered me a choice but I chose both
By the sword of solomon he cut me good
One half couldn’t but my other half could"
Ole Pick,"up the phone Who's
on the other side calling now I don't
know You're
gonna find out You're
gonna find out just as soon as you
pick up the phone Yes
Ole Ole
Pick up the who's on the other side
calling now I don't know You're
going to find out You're
going to find out just as soon as
you pick up the phone Pick
it up Pick
up the phone Who's
on who's on the other side Who's
on the other side calling I don't know
but the only way that you're going to
find out Only
way you'll find out Pick
up the phone"
Obsessed with Pedro,"That’s her dog
She considers him human
She’s got super long eyelashes
Erin Tomasello
Just a small town girl in LA
She’s the one with the bubbly fun
Her laugh is contagious
Donna, Jesse, Erin, and Sam
Making up the Hitmakers Clan
Each on their own would be enough
Put them together, it’s love
Love
It’s love
Jesse Tannenbaum
Is in love with his muscles
And his white teeth, too, yeah
Everything he says is sarcastic
Sam Kivi
The diva with the superman hair
The handsome daddy of the group, yeah
He does the little leaps when he’s excited
Like this, leap, leap, leap, leap
Donna, Jesse, Erin, and Sam
Making up the Hitmakers Clan
Each on their own would be enough
Put them together, it’s love
Love
It’s love"
"Mistakes, mistakes were made","From a wallet I control
Silly games, silly games were played
From a system I uphold
This wallet has been filled
With eth that it now holds
This project has been shilled
By a twitter that I control
This toilet has been pooped
By an anus that I govern
The milk is sour oops
It was left out and uncovered
This happened in a home
The deed for which I own
And I am here alone
In a body that I possess"
Your butt is showing,"It’s on your face
We all see your butt
All over the place
I’m sure your papa
Is very proud
The way you wear your butt
Way there out loud
I can see your butt
Cause it’s on your head
Your butt’s right there
Like a loaf of bread
You talk and talk
And it’s all just air
Coming out of your butt
I’m trying not to stare
Oh your butt is on your face
Your butt is on your face
It’s really a true disgrace
The way your butt is on your face
You started out fine
But soon we see
That you have lost
All credibility
Because you’re willing
To debase
Yourself like this
With a big butt face
When the curtain falls
And the truth comes down
Your butt will fall
On to the ground
You’ll look in the mirror
At your sad butt face ma
And you’ll regret
Your sphincter days"
to make you fall in love with me,"love not like a weight that's bearing down on you
i talking 'bout a love for me that's true
and a love that's loose and free
love not like this dark that i'm peering through
who are you and who am i
and where did you come from
and why do you love me?
you don't even know the dance i do
to make you look at me
look not with a pair of hungry eyes
talking bout a look that is all you
a look that really sees
look that makes my chest fall and rise
who are you and who am i
and where did you come from
and why do you love me?
the days alternate between sun and rain
between sun and rain
and so i celebrate my love i wait my love
for you to say my name
and you say it in the morning
and you say it in the evening
and you say it again, you say it again
you don't even know what i would do
to make you fall in love with me
love not like a weight that's bearing down on you
i talking 'bout a love for me that's true
and a love that's loose and free
love not like this dark that i'm peering through
who are you and who am i
and where did you come from
and why do you love me?"
"Octopus, octopi","Gonna squirt in in your eye
If you don't want get it, don't surprise
Surprise the ocopi
Octoroks in the field
Shooting rocks at my sheild
Killing them, a coin does yield
From the Octoroks in the field
Oh Octopus
we gotta stop meeting like this
Down here in the great big depth
Where I've got no air left
Oh Octopus
Do what you do, do what you must
Be my friend and gimme a hug
With your 8 legs I love"
Hey AOL,"What the hell are you doing?
Is there part of the Internet that you don’t wanna ruin
Sure Arrington’s a jerk
But he’s our jerk
Damnit
TechCrunch without him
Well it just won’t work, hey
Hey Arriana,
You’re a real smart lady
But some parts of your business
Well they seem kinda shady
From unpaid bloggers
Now you’re firing Mike
You just can’t fire someone you don’t like
Well we don’t read TechCrunch
For its high moral standards
We read it for the drama
And M.G. Siegeler’s reporting
Yeah, Arrington’s a jerk
But he’s our jerk
Damnit
You can’t have the original Enterprise
Without Captain Kirk
Just like I don’t read the Huffington Post
To find out the news
No I read it for the cute cat videos
And I read it for the booze, oh
All good websites have certain things that we like
And Eric Schoenfeld’s great, but see
He’s not Mike
When you hook up with AOL
I guess you buy into their business plan
Blogging on an assembly line
Just empty words to be packaged, and
No regard for the quality
And no regard for personality
Just autoamatons punching keys
But I was real people and ideas
Sometimes conflicted and messy
That’s what real people writing freeee
Whatever you say about Arrington
And his conflicts of interest
Man, at least he speaks his mind
No matter the consequences, oh
Hey AOL
What the hell are you doing?
Is there any part of the Internet
That you don’t wanna ruin
Please stop buying things that
I like to read
Especially sites you don’t understand
And you don’t need
Ohh yeah"
I eat a bagel and I drink some tea,"My chair squeaks and my chair squeaks
And the nerds upstairs are banging all around
It's annoying but I use the sound
I'll play some drums to annoy them back
I’m not supposed to start until twelve o'clack
But it’s only 10:30
Whoa ah ah oh
This is my life
Whoa ah ah oh
This is my life
Some songs write themselves some don't
Some come easy and some just won't at all
Some days I'm spit and fire
Some days I'm just lost and tired
Some shaker if that's ok with you
Loop those drums cause my rhythm's stu-
Pid, I got no rhythm
Whoa ah ah oh
This is my life
Whoa ah ah oh
This is my life
I always do three verses because
Any more, and I lost interest
Any less and I feel bad
Like I'm letting you down and you'll be sad
I could add a bridge after this verse
Bad bridge or no bridge which is worse?
I can't decide
You know, I've done this before
Described the song in the song
This is what I do when
I got no path to walk along
Oh look I just modulated
For this I should be congratulated
I bet you thought this progression was boring
But now this son a bitch is simply soaring
But I’m running out of steam
I can't keep it up
One more chorus and I've had enough
Whoa ah ah oh
Got no rhythm
Whoa ah ah oh
It’s only 10:30
Whoa ah ah oh
This is slightly out of my range
Whoa ah ah oh
This is my life"
If I wanted a sandwich,"Would you make my favorite kind
if I was panicked
Would you help me ease my mind
Would you help me
Would you help me ease my mind
If it was the first of May
Would you help me celebrate
In a solidarity way
Verbs we need to conjugate
Verbs to conjugate
It's too nice out to sit and play
My video games
If that's all I did today
I'd feel ashamed
So I'm in my darkened studio
I'm writing this song
My life is action
Marked by periods
Where nothing happens
When things have hit the skids
Things have hit the skids
I often wonder
What other people are doing right now
Do they wonder about me
Facebook could tell us anyhow
Facebook could tell us you know
If I was a song
Would you know me by heart
If I was strong
I'd have momentum from the start
Momentum from the start
My life is action
Marked by periods
Where nothing happens
Just like when I was a kid
Like when I was a kid"
"Finally, we get to play that new Super","Mario Bros.
U! Woohoo!
Just with me and Poppy.
But they're starting Super
Mario Bros.
World on the hard level! No,
Super Mario
Bros. U,
U, U!
Now it's your turn. U,
U, U,
U, U,
U, U,
U, U,
U, U,
U! No,
Super Mario
Bros. U!
It's your turn to play that new Super
Mario Bros.
game. And
this one was cold down here, had the
cars But
this one is exciting! Woohoo!
You are a bottle pool, you are a
bottle pool Do
not do this I got my mire so
I'm wet in the cold I need a
quick bottle when we're in the snow Woohoo!
You, you, you And
this is a bottle pool, I'm
wet in the cold I need a quick
bottle when we're in the snow Woohoo!
You, you, you Woohoo!
Ah, it's a new Super
Mario game here now It's
out on the Nintendo
Switch And
it's famous and popular first time playing And
who is the new Super
Mario father? Who
is the best us playing Mario
game? Now
check it out I think that's the end
No, no it's your turn No,
I think that's the end Okay,
then I'm
just gonna keep singing You're
just gonna keep singing? No,
no, let's make another song You
wanna make another song? Mm-hmm
Okay You
go first then mine I'm
looking out the window I see lots of
trees I see lots of houses But
I don't see any bees Your
turn Um,
it is a new Super
Mario game Out
on the Nintendo
Switch No,
it's a nice and how it is Ah,
they're doing it, they're doing it, they're doing
it And
here he goes Pizza,
what? Pizza,
oh, what? Here,
now No,
I'm done I'm
done, we got enough Okay,
that's a funny..."
The original,"Visual
Basic
Is a third
generation
Event driven
Programming
Language.
programmer can create an application
Using the components of Visual Basic
Over time the community of programmers
Developed their own third party components
For Visual Basic"
Do you prefer,"Cold weather
Or is your storm
Where the weathers warm
Would you fight
For
Or is it Celsius
That feels so right?
It gets hot
And it gets cold
I get lost
In the thunderstorm
It’s warming up
It’s cooling down
I’ve had enough
Wanna get out now
Is there snow
In your heart
Your barometric pressure is
off the chart
Rainbows
And cyclones
Little weather systems
In your clothes
I’m floating above the clouds
And I want to capture it
The feeling I have right now
I want to master it
The water in the Gulf
Of Mexico
Is getting warmer every day
You know
Glaciers rise
And glaciers fall
Each degree
Contains it all"
what are you thinking?,"is it time yet?
for the fairies to come out of their hiding spot?
what are you doing with that thing in your mouth?
is that a cigarette?
put it out, put it out, put it out, put it out
baby don't you know that
I'm looking for something
I find every place I look
I go with the way I cook
I know
No no no
No no no
No no no
take your time
put yourself
in your enemies shoes
when they're walking down the aisle
to the wedding song
to the everything wrong
with the world
with the state of the world
now I'm thinking that I
might have made a big mistake
I don't know how to take
what I take what I take what I take
bring it all back
bring it all back
bring it all back
when you go when you go
when you bring it all back
bring it all back
bring it all back
when you go when you go when you go"
control tab to the place that you want to go,"control that slips away the harder you hold
it's ok
it's just splattered blood
It's just a matter of
time freaking out and seeking out a place to hide
I'm creaky bones and flesh that sticks to my
sides
it's ok
it's just a cold wind
it's just a hot girl
I can't be your only one
On the telepho
You're calling
Left out in the sun too long
I'm shriveled up
And sour
Go ahead and swing that bat like you really mean it
Come on ring that bell when I've been defeated
Ding ding
Another KO
Another spectacle
Another rock show
Break down all the rules that you've counted on
Hate on how they break and you're left with new ones
It's just life
It's just a broken heart
It's just an opener
This highway that you've severed
Means no commuters ever
Get to work on time
Or get home to their families
I'll take the subway from now on
I'll ride my bike and I'll fall off
And when I hit my head I'll be somebody new"
The sky's turning pink I don't know what,"to think I'm
falling in love of what I can't get
I love today I'm
wearing a disguise I've
got salty eyes and I'm
made out of mud I've
got blood of the blood Today
today Can
you see that crowd coming down from that
cloud and it looks like rain and it
matches your pain perfectly that's not a metaphor
that's just an open door that you could
walk right through Nobody
will stop you today I've
got a beating heart and I'm
ripped apart Buy
it every day I feel too much Someday
hey hey I should just crawl in a
hole Like
a star knows mo Sensing
with my body Fending
off with karage a tea Baby
baby I'm
looking right at you but you are looking
right through I am I can't find fault
with that I just dump my hat and
say that's all right Jealousy
is a thing that you feel at night
can you move that thing that's inside your
chest Do
you know what you do better than the
best of anyone Can
you remove your head and blood spill out
your guts Can
you find it inside to say I've
had enough Enough
of this N
A F
T A"
You should be hugging You,"should hugging one another Precious
has a scar that’s healing from a knife
fight that she got in last year Shamus
seen his father He’s
in prison and I’ll
never see him again Shamus
and Precious,
why you slapping each other? You
should be hugging You
should be ??? another Precious,
oh Shamus,
oh Shamus
and Precious,
oh Precious,
oh Shamus,
oh Shamus
and Precious,
oh yeah"
I don't really want to do my song.,"I don't really want to do my song.
But you don't want to listen to it
anyway, do you? I don't really want to
do my song. I don't really want to
do my song. But
you don't really want to listen to my
song anyway, do you? Unicorn.
Unicorn. Butterfly.
Unicorn. Butterfly.
I don't really want to do my song.
I don't want to do it anyway. But
you don't want to listen to a song.
You don't want to listen anyway. So
let's go. Yeah,
let's go. Let's
go. Let's
go. I don't really want to do my
song. But
you want to listen anyway. I don't really
want to do my song. Want
to listen to it anyway. I don't think
it'll be in the right key. I don't
really want to do my song. Don't
want to listen anyway. Don't
want to listen anyway. I don't really want
to listen to my song. Now.
Uni, uni, Uni,
Uni, Uni,
Uni, Uni,
uni. Unicorn.
I don't really want to listen to my
song. Don't
want to do my song. Oh,
no. I don't really want to do my
song. You
don't want to listen anyway. I don't really
want to do my song. You
don't want to listen anyway. No,
no, you don't want to listen, but you
want to dance. No,
you want listen, but you want to dance.
Take a chance now. Wow.
Wow. Wow.
Wow. Wow.
Wow. Wow.
Wow, wow. Pippi
is home from school cause she's feeling a
little bit sick. Pippi
is home from school cause you're feeling a
little bit sick. And
I don't want to do my song. But
you don't want to listen anyway."
I wanna live on Mars,"inside a tiny rundown shack I'd
eat red dirt for breakfast lunch and dinner
and for snack I'd
live inside a bubble and go out lookin'
for trouble And
there'd be something unanticipated like a cave beneath
the rubble I'd
explore the cave like it was simply no
big deal My
bubble suit has oxygen my bubble car's got
wheels The
cave would be ginormous, inside would be a
forest And
there'd be something unanticipated like a great big
martian chorus Welcome
to Mars
We don't like bubble cars We
prefer bubble bicycles We're
nice if you're nice to us Welcome
to Mars
Please sit and watch the stars Projected
on the cave's walls Our
eggnog is amaze balls I'd
drink their eggnog sleepily and they'd make up
a bed Silvery
blanket's for the cold and red dirt pillow
for my head I'd
dream of a young universe, with no laws
and so perverse And
I'd wake in the morning with a hangover
and they'd have a cure The
martians would explain to me how it all
began Something
about a great big bang and every grain
of sand They'd
make me part of their family, I climb
the mountain, stand and see The
earth way in the distance winking blinking back
at me Welcome
to Mars
We don't like bubble cars We
prefer bubble bicycles We're
nice if you're nice to us Welcome
to Mars
Please sit and watch the stars Projected
on the cave's walls Our
eggnog is amaze balls"
You don’t want to stay around in our universe,"We want to hear what you have to say
I’ll tell you what’s the matter, anti matter
Now they’ve got me trapped
They got me a whole tenth of a second
I ain’t putting up with this crap
Anti matter, hey
Anti matter, ho
Our model of the universe needs you, bro
Anti matter, hey
Anti matter, ho
Our model of the universe needs you, bro
Yo, anti matter
Why you leave so quick?
The way we keep you here, it’s a pretty neat trick
We use magnets, of electro variety
Though for some you cause mega anxiety
Anti matter, hey
Anti matter, ho
Our model of the universe needs you, bro
Anti matter, hey
Anti matter, ho
Our model of the universe needs you, bro
Anti matter, hey
Anti matter, ho
Our model of the universe needs you, bro
Anti matter, hey
Anti matter, ho
Our model of the universe needs you, bro"
I'm getting too old for this stuff,"Hey
Steve
I'm getting too old for this stuff
This is a lot of fun
I'm getting too old
I'm getting too old
I'm getting too old for this stuff
You look marvelous
Our first president
George
Washington
Home screen privacy
Control center and
Insight
Smart script
Math notes
That's just good science right
Highlight
Metal three
Images
Continuity photos
Nod your head yes or gently shake your head no
I'm getting too old
I'm getting too old
This time on you look awesome
That tweet and
I'm willing to do this for you
Get too old
I'm getting too old
Can't innovate anymore my ass
On screen awareness
Genmoji
System
Wide
Brain
Tools
Messages
Voice isolation
Image
Playground actions inside app image 1
Your personal context action chat
GPT the passwords app iPhone
Mirroring
I'm getting too old for this stuff
I'm getting too old for this stuff
I'm getting too old
I'm getting too old
I'm getting too old for this stuff
I'm getting too old
Brother
Phil walks in with his power
I'm getting too old for this
Stop
I'm getting too old for this
Hey
Steve
I'm getting too old for this
Hey
Steven
I want you to be the first call"
All means of conveyance ,"A number fitting of 
The times that we live in 
Where's my teleportation 
Where's my teleportation 
Can we skip the cars 
That drive themselves 
I don't want to fly 
Where's my teleportation 
Where's my teleportation 
That's all"
Where I come from,"The rain falls up
Where I come from
Too little’s enough
Where I come from
Food eats you
All the lawyers sing
And the singers sue
Where I come from
The ground’s the sky
Where I come from
The oceans are dry
Where I come from
Flowers stink
Mice chase cats
Teetotalers drink
Where I come from
Steve Jobs was dumb
Miyamoto pushed paper
Where I come from
Where I come from
The moon’s the earth
curse is a blessing
And a blessing’s a curse
Where I come from
Our heads on the ground
Our feet in the air
And sight is sound
Where I come from
Money is love
Enemies are nice
And friends are rough"
But I’m a slave to this city,"And I fight in a coliseum at her behest
I wrestle lions and tigers and alligator
When I kill ‘em it ain’t pretty
There’s blood and guts all spread out like a nest
Oh, I miss my baby
I wonder where he’s at
In the morning light for all his life
He used to meow like an alley cat
If they ever free me
I’ll find him once again
And we’ll spend our days together
In the fields in Nero’s glen
And we’ll spend our days together
In the fields at Nero’s glen
And no matter how long they keep me fighting
I’m victorious every battle
And taking off my helmet I declare
That only a fool would ignore the writing
On the walls and the saddle
The seat of power is the bursting deriere
I miss my baby
I wonder where he’s at
In the morning light for all his life
He used to meow like an alley cat
If they ever free me
I’ll find him once again
And we’ll spend our days together
In the fields at Nero’s glen
Oh we’ll spend our days together
In the fields at Nero’s glen
The gates open and there’s a familiar face
It’s a moment before I place it
I’m lost in time and space
It’s my baby and now we have to fight
As the sun comes up overhead it casts his morning light
I feel the crowds’ eyes on us
Their anxious to see blood
He walks across the coliseum
He’s looking like a stud
And he throws down his weapon
And I throw mine down too
All around us the crowd is jeering
As he whispers, “Me and you.”
And he says, “Meow”
“Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow”
He says, “Meow”
“Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow”
He says, “Meow”
“Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow”
He says, “Meow”
“Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow”"
He’s gonna start a war,"With China or Iran
Maybe Mexico
Because war is what he wants
Our whole lives we thought
That nukes were off the table
But it seems as though he’ll use them
As soon as he is able
He’s gonna take us to war
In his ego saturated
Malice and incompetence
Dripping with blood and $
And focused on revenge
With the devil in his ear
And his puppet master at his core
And the mouth of Sauron
Calling for war
He’s gonna take us to war
Aiming for chaos
He pokes and prods"
Nobody knows what you go each day weighs,"heavy on you Nobody
knows what it's like to walk in your
shoes That's
just how it is that's how it is
to be a human being To
be a human being that's how it is
that's how it is to be human being
Nobody knows what you know Nobody
knows what you're going through And
so you gotta use words The
words are insufficient You
gotta use words But
words can be delicious and malicious in time
Nobody knows Nobody
knows"
The outside world is calling me,"Clouds of white and skies of blue
I should be out there running free
Instead I’m watching baby pandas at the zoo
It’s so boring I just don’t get it
If it’s gonna rain I saw just let it
Who knows why we do what we do
Watching baby pandas at the zoo
There’s just so much good TV
I could binge it all right through
I could be watching Russian doll
Instead I’m watching baby pandas at the zoo
It’s so boring I just don’t get it
If it’s gonna rain I saw just let it
Who knows why we do what we do
Watching baby pandas at the zoo
I’ve got errands I need to run
And podcasts to listen to
I’ve got kids I could be playing with
Instead I’m watching baby pandas at the zoo
It’s so boring I just don’t get it
If it’s gonna rain I saw just let it
Who knows why we do what we do
Watching baby pandas at the zoo
There’s so many songs to write
I’ll never be finished or through
I guess I should be writing one
About watching baby pandas at the zoo"
"Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet,","consectetur adipisicing elit,
sed do eiusmod tempor
incididunt ut
labore et dolore
labore et dolore
labore et dolore
magna aliqua
Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud
exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex
labore et dolore
labore et dolore
labore et dolore
magna aliqua
commodo consequat
Duis aute irure
dolor in reprehenderit
in voluptate
velit esse cillum dolore
eu fugiat nulla pariatur
Excepteur sint occaecat
cupidatat non proident
sunt in culpa qui
officia deserunt mollit
anim id est laborum"
U Talkin',"Newt 2 Me?
We introduce a collection of podcasts about Newts
and things interesting to Newt
fans all while you drift away on a
slow slow moving river of sky blue dreams.
Little orange newt in the woods I love
you so You
seem so magical to me You
know You
come out in the rain From
under the leaves I wanna bring you home
And live happily Little
orange newt in the woods You’re
called a red eft I was wondering if
you Want
to be my friend"
Lets cross the bridge don't even gotta wait,"till we come to it don't even gotta
wait till we're done or smart it doesn't
matter we're who we are R
I d let's call bridge R
I d GE
let's cross the bridge Everything
that ever happened happened all at once Everybody
does a little dance Sometimes
in their underpants Sometimes
everything that ever happened is happening somewhere in
universe it's happening could be here could be
there could be anywhere r I d Lascos
bridge r I d Lascross"
"We're told that we need clarity Bitcoin,","ether, litecoin, bitcoin cash the SEC
realizes it's a security why did I name
those four? They're
not securities we're told that we need clarity
Bitcoin, ether, litecoin, bitcoin cash the SEC
realizes it's a security why did I name
those four? They're
not securities Here
comes Aaron
Kaplan the government mold to say no further
clarity is needed at all been around 6
years with the product to show but this
SEC attorney is your CNCO
paid millions to the people who did Long
Island a seat Cheney
broker with a regulatory rap sheet Our
CCP affiliate lead to fundraise and now you're
the first thing up to exchange we're told
that we need security Bitcoin,
ether, litecoin, Bitcoin
cash the SEC
realizes it's a security why did I name
those four? They're
not securities A
day ago nobody had heard of promethium It's
a little absurd to see an exchange has
never traded one coin at Congress
regurgitating Gary
T is it regulatory catcher for a psyop
s cap and Gary's
new SBF
wild play ball with an unknown exchange while
suing, cracking and cor we're told that we
need clarity Bitcoin,
ether, litecoin, bitcoin cash the SEC
realizes it's a security why did I name
those four? They're
not securities we're told that we need clarity
Bitcoin, ether, litecoin, bitcoin cash the SEC
realizes it's a security why did I name
those four? They're
not securities we're told that we need parity
bitcoin, ether, litecoin, Bitcoin
cash the SEC
realizes it's a security why did I name
those four? They're
not securities we're told that we need curry
Bitcoin, bitcoin cash Realizes
it's a security why did I name those
four? They're
not securities we're told that they need parity
bitcoin, ether, litecoin, Bitcoin
cash the SEC
realizes it's a security why did I name
those four? They're
not securities"
Take another peek at who you were,"When you had it all figured out
You’re getting older now it’s all blur
You can’t see through the doubt
Which way to go
Every night you go to sleep
24 hrs older
Every seven years you completely
Shed your skin
Over and over again
So all you got are memories
You are not
The person that you thought
You may think that you have proof
Like video evidence
To somehow prove yourself to you
Mount your defense
In the court of you
But the person that you see right there
When your 40 years old or 10
The person that you see right there
Will never come back again
No matter what you do
Your heart beating against your rib cage
Doesn’t belong to you
You’ve gotta give it back some day
When you’re heading to
The place you from
When you’re feeling left behind
Forget what you think you’ve learned
Drowning in daylight savings time
And just waiting for your turn
To finally come"
"Reese, you're gonna be so","Strong and independent  and oh the places you'll go
Will astound you
The world is big look around you
Reese, everybody knows
Reese, you will increase the
Happiness of those around you and near you
Reese Burren Guthman
Reese Burren Guthman
Reese Burren Guthman
She's afraid of nothing
Beautiful and strong and
Reese Burren Guthman
Reese you'll never cease to
Amaze the world with all the things that you do
No mountain too big to climb
Reese you'll always grow and shine
Reese you'll see so
Much love coming your way and oh
Reese Burren Guthman
Reese Burren Guthman"
I wrote a song in 2015,"Begging Liz to run
And up until a few weeks ago
I was giving her $5 a month
I did that for a whole year
Cuz I really believed in her
But now it’s time to
Come together
Please please please
Warren supporters please
Come on over to Bernie
For our progressive dreams
If things had turned out different
I’d be begging the opposite
It’s time to put the policy
Before the candidate
Bernie has been winning
Or coming in second, oh
Liz has made no inroads
With people of color, no
Bernie’s path is clear
Liz’s is much less so
And Biden is the alternative
Which really, really blows
If Bernie’s got the most delegates
But doesn’t hit 50%
And at the convention
They make Biden the nominee for president
That’s the end of the Democrats
Whether you believe it or not
There’s millions of people
Who are going to feel robbed"
Pick yourself up off the ground,"You know that ain’t my job
Everybody thinks you are
Something that you’re not
Im waiting at the corner
Of Misanthrope and mild
I waiting until the sunset
Seeps into your smile
Take a break from pretending
The mask it never fit
Your heart will do whatever
You come ask of it
And something’s always sleeping
Just below the deck
When you kiss me softly
Just below the neck
I had a silly dream
I can’t remember what it was
It was something in between
What a tame and a wild thing does
And if I suddenly asked you
To shed your second skin
Could we sink down further
And try to begin again"
What do you say,"To the girl
What do you say
to the girl of your dreams
When she's fading away
When she's hating you
What do you say
When your mouth gets dry
What do you say
When you can't find a way
To make the feeling stick
When it's fading fading quick
What do you say
You got nothing
Got nothing at all to say
Just say something
Anything at all will do
Flap your lips
Make your tongue contract
Air up from your lungs
Your words will come to you
What do you say
To the girl
What do you say
To the girl who comes along
When she's passing you by
And you know you can't abide
What do you say"
As long as you can see my face,"Everything is gonna be all right
As long as you can hear my voice
Nothing in the world can touch you
You can be the only one
Who will survive the setting sun because
My light is your light
My time is your time
Buildings fall and mountains crumble
But i’m in love with you
million tiny stars
Collapsing on themselves
Rockets burn the sky
But not a single one can touch you
Because I’ve got you close to me
Close your eyes and you can clearly see"
"The feeling is familiar, like I’ve","been here before I take a step and
then another and.. The
forest presses closer into a silent roar Don’t
know who I was yesterday, or who I’ll
be tomorrow But
something has happened here that fills the air
with sorrow I’m
in limbo I will die a million deaths
oh so gruesomely To
solve the mystery that this world contains As
this woods gives way and fades to factories
I hear the rhythm of this world and
It starts to rain Don’t
know who I was yesterday, or who I’ll
be tomorrow But
something has happened here that fills the air
with sorrow I’m
in limbo and I don’t know how I
got here, how to get out Hello,
hello, I’m
in limbo, is there anybody out there? I’m
in limbo and I don’t know how I
got here, how to get out Hello,
hello, I’m
in limbo, is there anybody out there? Don’t
know who I was yesterday, or who I’ll
be tomorrow But
something has happened here that fills the air
with sorrow I’m
in limbo"
spinning out infinity while emptying my spuntears,"i don't want to go home
don't want to go home just yet
golden light from high above the corner store is boarded
bubbles rainbow on my face and my face distorted
i don't want to go home
don't want to go home just yet
tomorrow comes along
and i write another song
whisper in the darkness and breaking light of dawning
blisters in my memory shake the dream i'm yawning
steaming life volcano ashes on the natives
aces high 4 of a kind i wonder how he'll play it"
He doesn’t have a face,"No one knows when he began
He could be anyplace
He’s the anything man
He lives inside a box
Comes out when he can
I don’t think he talks
He’s the anything man"
Shy and Rachel,"lives of TikTok
hits of dopamine can't stop won't stop she
spends her days turning private citizen and a
grist for the right wing Pop
punk and the mill teachers just go in
an afterlife it's gonna get somebody killed and
now that the tables have been turned apparently
the irony is too much for her to
discern Gonna
make the rounds all the right wing stay
Leaving all these ruined lives long and awake
I'm so sick of the shit it's only
getting worse I'm
so sick of the shit Fuck
these fucking germs Child
rage TikTok
hits the dopamine can't stop won't stop I
remember when it was a judge report and
Bill O'Reilly
holding down the fourth days are gone running
little more than but the right wing outrage
must be fed I'm
so sick of the it's only getting worse
I'm so sick of this shit Fuck
those fucking jerks Fuck
em fuck em now I'm
sick of the shit I'm
telling you it's only getting worse I'm
so sick of the shit God
damn fuck these fucking jerks Fuck
them all"
I got no time to write this song,"so I just pick it up as it
goes along as it goes along as it
goes along as it goes along I got
no time to do the things so I
just pick it up the words I sing
the words I sing sing the words I
sing sing sing sing goodbye"
Go The,"thing I like about you most is you'd
run away with me So
pack your bags and your shotgun too we
might run into some We're
always down for that co op multiplayer action
We're always down I'd
follow you into the jungle Yeah
I know We'd
survive endless waves of faceless soldiers Cause
we've got 60 lives We're
always down for that co op multiplayer action
We're always down We're
sit down we're sit down we're sit down
for co op We're
sit down for that co op action I'm
tough like a ninja When
the pirates come in hordes well that's when
I'll be calling to you You
better bring your sword We're
always down for that co op multiplayer I
said we're always down Worse
it down Worse
it down Worse
it down for a while Worse
it down worse it down We're
sit down for a while Worse
it down We're
sit down we're sit down for co op
we're sit down for that co op action
Worse so down for that co op action"
One two Ready,"go No
matter what I do It'll
never be enough It'll
never be enough It'll
never be enough no matter what I do
It'll never be enough It'll
never be enough no no no matter how
I sing It'll
never be good It'll
never be good It'll
never be good no matter how I sing
It'll never be good It'll
never be good don't know no matter the
day no matter the time I will not
get away I will not commit a crime
no matter the season no matter the cost
no matter the way no matter what I
do no matter what I do It'll
never be enough no way no matter what
I do no matter what I do no
matter what I do no matter what I
do no matter what I do no matter
what I do It'll
never never never be enough so why even
try If
it'll never be enough Then
why Because
I gotta that's why Because
because because no matter what I do It'll
never be enough It'll
never be enough It'll
never be enough no matter what I do
It'll never be enough It'll
never be enough for you for me for
anybody"
I love p I love unicorns are magical,"unicorn unicorn is our family so little you
know I love tea I love I love
j I love I love I love jesus
I love j I love deep"
Screaming across the great divide,"We can’t hear each other we don’t even try
Something shiny catches my eye
And soon I’m otherwise occupied
Ghost in the pocket of this old wool suit
misfit mind that used to be cute
Now it’s just a cheap substitute
In this day and age does not compute
And all my fear
Lives inside my chest
Locked inside a cage
Don’t let it out
Call my bluff if you don’t believe
Worse outcome than you can conceive
I wear my ribcage on my sleeve
My heart is still inside of me"
Michael Flynn,"resigns and the President
knew he lied Russia
talked to aides on campaign of 4545 talk
North Korea
dinner at Mar
a Lago
Steve Munchin
is in by slim slim vote What
the fuck is happening What
the fuck is happening Trudeau
is looking good and he caught Ivanka's
eye I arrested 600 people It
makes me want to cry Including
a dreamer and a woman who was trying
escape her boyfriend's abuse What
the fuck is happening What
the fuck is happening Russia
deployed a new missile cruise and the director
of Secret
Service said I got better shit to be
doing Putzer
step down as a labor nominee Jeff
Sessions won't recuse himself he really should be
What the fuck is happening What
the fuck is happening GOP
House won't ask for his tax returns 45
Netanyahu announced two states 45 only took questions
from his sick old fans Mattis
said the NATO
you gotta pay to dance What
the fuck is happening What
the fuck is happening 45 attacked the media
again and again The
worst press conference since oh I don't know
when 45 rolled back disclosure rules for mining
companies and he might try to kill every
endangered species What
the hell is happening What
the fuck is happening Businesses
closed on a day without immigrants Spies
keep data from 45 they don't trust him
Tillerson fire State
department people really hard 45 might hit immigrants
with the National
Guard What
the fuck is happening What
the fuck is happening Scott
Pruitt is Indian
head the EPA
EPA mirror site appeared on the very same
day 200 GOP
are afraid of their town halls they don't
have have the ovaries they don't have the
ball What
the fuck is happening What
the fuck is happening What
the fuck is happening What
the fuck is happening What
the fuck is happening What
the fuck is happening"
when I walk around my town,"the people's faces get me down
so many folks that i'll never meet
that guy could be my best friend
he's just crossing the street
but i'll never know him, no no no
and the fact of it hurts me so
tear the barriers down
till we're all undone
i wanna know everyone
i wanna know everyone
there's a young couple at the ATM
there's an old man sitting on a bench
a business man looking frazzled and dazed
a kid crossing the street without looking both ways
cute girl on a cute bike whoa whoa whoa
hipster looking dude swaying to and fro
i want to meet them all
one by one
i want to know everyone
when we first came down from the trees
barely humans but not chimpanzees
we lived in small groups like our cousins before
modern science confirms we can't deal with more
and yet all around me yeah yeah yeah
humanity swirls like dust in the air
speed up the process
of evolution
because i want to know everyone
i want to know everyone
we're not ready to live in cities
and yet here we are
4,000 years of recorded history
is really not that far
i said we haven't come that far
the population just 1000 years ago
was 275 million
in a thousand years full of joy and tears
it's jumped to 7 billion
in china there are friends i'll never make
down the street chances i won't take
out of shyness or judgement or etiquette
the walls i put up so that i won't get
rejected or embarrassed ai ai ai
what could be worse than a curt reply
a turn on the heel
left feeling dumb
but i want to know everyone"
Here's some words some words I'm,"singing I think we're gonna need a bigger
boat Don't
sit down or ride till you stand up
to live sun shining in my face your
heart is my home This
isn't how it works This
isn't how any of this works While
I I never really liked the past Let
me die flower stepped on me Slim
Jim Justin
Always been intrigued by women named BJ
Gave that pickle a tickle a gave me
a nickel When
I get sad and stop being sad be
awesome instead True
story the smell was musty and nostalgia kicked
in Climbing
up the stairs when my back came in
she said give me a baby she said
that's fine by me I remember the day
like it was yesterday we took the bus
Song of me just let me die Flower
stepped on me Slim
Jim justice woo Always
been intrigued by when my name BJ
Gave that jiggle a tickle gave me a
nickel Oh
sweet lord those cheese fries There
was one time in college and I was
drunk you're a beautiful hippo dancing on the
beach in a bikini Love
how the wind makes a grand part in
your luscious locks Cause
everyone knows you's really rocks Pickle
coming at you like a musical kestrel Pickle
coming at you like a musical kestrel song
on me Just
let me die flower stepped on me Slim
Jim justice oh always been intrigued by with
my name BJ
gave that pickle tickle gave me a nickel
Gave that pickle one tickle gave me a
nickel no song on me Just
let me die flowers stepped on me it
was Slim
Jim justice yeah always been in my name
BJ gave that pickle a tickle it gave
me a nickel Gave
that pickle one tickle it gave me a
nickel Twitter
songs every Sunday
Follow me on Twitter
songadayman on Twitter
if you want to participate in the Twitter
songs on Sunday
Okay"
There is no rhythm I could play play,"play that would make you wanna die And
there is nothing I could say say say
that would hurt as much as a punch
in the eye in the eye Punch
in the eye in the eye Don'
need it the most Cause
nobody's looking nobody's looking Nobody's
looking at you There
is nothing you could do that could push
the polar bear back through There
is nothing you could wish that could bring
back all the little tiny fish and dog
Lose hope when you need it the most
Cause nobody's looking Nobody's
looking Nobody's
looking at you I had a dream I'm
always talking about my dreams Cause
they don't mean anything to me anymore And
I have thought I don't know where it
went Cause
all my thoughts seem to disappear There's
nothing you can take that would not leave
it An
earthquake and there is nothing left You
could watch that You
wouldn't even know what it would cost It
would cost everything It
would cost nothing at all At
all There
is nothing you could do to make that
polar bear come back through And
there is nothing that you could wish that
would save every little tiny fish And
I know you wanna help but you just
end up hurting yourself And
I know you do your best but it
feels like you're just beating your chest Chest
in and out in and out in and
out in and out"
I wrote another song for money today I,"got mouths to feed and bills to pay
I got a wife who works harder than
I do Commuting
down along Bergen
Avenue I sell my songs for as much
as I can get It’s
a good gig but it’s not a sure
bet I feel guilty that I’m
not out there too Commuting
down along Bergen
Avenue My
grandpa Was
a lobbyist In
California He
had three kids But
in his spare time He
wrote songs And
tried to sell them But
he never did I wrote another song for
money wah oh It
keeps the dream alive just barely afloat That
one day we can live off my songs
and you Won’t
have to commute down along Bergen
Avenue Another
song another day another dollar I’ve
earned topsy turvy year with all the corners
we’ve turned I’ve
got my shorts you’ve got your high heeled
shoes Commuting
down along Bergen
Avenue And
they were good songs He
didn’t have the internet And
they were good songs But
he had no place where they’d get Heard
I wrote another song for money just now
I heard you coming up the stairs and
I turned the lights out I want to
have dinner ready and the baby sleeping too
When you come home down along Bergen
Avenue"
All of my problems,"Are small as they get
And yet each of them feel
Like an existential threat
I’m worried and anxious
Stereotypical Jew
There’s lots to be nervous about
Don’t know about you
But i’m falling
Yeah I’m falling down a hole
I got a standing desk
I don’t have a chair
My legs are so tired
I’d sit pretty much anywhere
My kid wakes me up
At 5:30am
Even though I am sick
And need to be sleeping
I’m falling
Yeah I’m falling down a hole
I sure hope that Bernie
Wins Iowa big
And I hope that Trump doesn’t
That orange yellow pig
My brain is all jelly
My body’s a bust
But all I can do is
Do what I must
I’m falling
Yeah I’m falling down a hole"
Even when I don’t feel a thing Even,"when I’m
feeling wrong Cuz
even in a happy song there can be
sadness If
you just sing along you can kill your
bonafide madness When
you sing, when you sing Sure
it’s all a bit cheesy, but you gotta
just let it out First
??? Don’t
let yourself fill with doubt But
doubt can be a good thing, just like
sadness Nothing’s
like singing to kill your bonafide madness When
you sing, when you sing Just
sing Sing
You can tell I’m
feeling silly You
can tell I’m
feeling out of it You
can tell I’m
feeling silly and out of it Oh
let’s just sing Come
on and sing Just
sing Just
sing Sing"
He’s coming,"He’s coming
He’s coming
To take away your health care
With a shit eating grin
No it don’t matter to him
He’d let you die in a fire
It’s christmas on capitol hill
All these poor people to kill
Let’s do it slowly so they really feel it
And then that koch bro money
Will fill our assholes like honey
They really really really want to repeal it."
Cosmic Raccoon,"You can’t get here too soon
My laptop is broken
It won’t start or open
Cosmic Raccoon
Come visit my room
Come tell me that
You can purr like a cat
Cosmic Raccoon
Do you know what to do
I need your guidance
To sail through the silence
Cosmic Raccoon
By the light of the moon
Nothing is working
I feel like a turkey
Cosmic Raccoon
When the sky’s turning blue
Will you send me an answer
So I stand a chance here
Cosmic Raccoon
This day’s ending soon
I’m done even trying
Now I’ll sit and sighing"
All of you troubles,"Every bad thing thats happened
Will be forgotten
In two hundred years
Nobody will remember
Anything you did this morning
Not your descendants
And isn’t’ it weird
That you’re here
And then you’re gone
You’re as brief
As this song
There is joy
And misery
In every single life we lead
This could all depress you
If you’re holding on tight to what you are
But you don’t remember
Before you were born
I think dying will be like that
It’s just a different state from where you are
You won’t remember
Anything at all anymore"
On the island of St. Helena,"Where Napoleon, died
Lives the oldest known living land
Creature,
a tortoise named Jonathan
hey I’d like to meet ya
And hear the stories you’d tell
Nearly two hundred years of
Stories to tell
Jonathan’s blind from cataracts
And he can’t smell anything at all
But he can hear
And he will come when you call
If you’ve got food
If he’s in the mood
To tell you all that he’s learned"
He’s got a hole in his hat x6,"Hole in his hat
How you like that?
Hole in his hat
How you like that?
Hole in his hat
How you like that?
Hole in his hat
How you like that?
Hole in his hat
How you like that?
Hole in his hat
Hallelujah!
Hole in his hat
Hallelujah!
Hole in his hat
Hallelujah!
Hole in his hat
Hallelujah!
Hole in his hat
Hallelujah!
Hole in his hat
Hallelujah!
Hole in his hat
Hallelujah!
Hole in his hat
Hallelujah!
Hole in his hat
Hallelujah!
Hole in his hat
Hallelujah!
Hole in his hat
Hallelujah!
Hole in his hat
Hallelujah!
Hole in his hat
Hallelujah!
Hole in his hat
Hallelujah!
Hole in his hat
Hallelujah!
Hole in his hat
Hallelujah!
Hole in his hat
Hallelujah!
Alright, whoa!
Whooooo!"
One more day one more tweet Pushing,"fool's gold on the mercy seat Driving
that Bentley
off of the cliff we were all going
down with a swing and a mist we
were all going down down as long as
he gets in no matter how many people
would die doesn't even enter with the calculation
Grabbing that ramrod that bill this is a
hold up and it's right out in the
open It
doesn't feel good when your team is winning
Oh you can't get enough of us Cheshire
Brilliant But
you get what you pay for when the
tab comes due and you're there on the
gurney and your mom comes to you and
says your gofundme has just a tell me
who you gonna blame but that's a ways
off so here's another tweet in your air
conditioned room far away from the heat far
away from the future and the great abyss
and we're all going down down down with
the swinging down as long as he gets
in"
My first grade teacher was there with a,"bunch of six and seven year olds seven
year old Justin
emerged and he handed us a note It
said play only for elegant games and then
he put on Mickey
Mouse sunglasses The
other kids exited through a heating vent but
little chest pulled the pant leg of Jeff
Stannon He
said also consider a points challenge Then
he vaporized into hundreds of golden pixels Everyone
in the room was so startled that we
all screamed a single scream for three and
a half minutes Well
the half land half round us squeezed everybody's
throats to change the pictures of our screams
and then Jones
every song It
was 1011 at night and the finals were
just ending The
champion was hoisted up onto everybody's shoulders Nick
was chillin with the half ground hog man
drinking beers eating pulled pork and watching John
Eaton Ian
and Brian
Lang and play off road in reverse Singing"
When the sun comes out to play,"Away the day
I know I’ll be ok
When the soldiers all line up
And say
We’re not ok
That’s when you gotta
That’s when you gotta
That’s when you gotta say “Ok”
That’s when you gotta
That’s when you gotta
That’s when you gotta say “No Way”"
Which way do you go To,"the sun to the snow Everything
is gonna glow when you decide which way
to go which way is it gonna be
into the sky or to the sea it's
gonna make a difference for everybody when you
decide which way it's gonna he's our boy
Which way have you gone To
the night or to the dawn Wait
this bell can you keep the lights on
When you look back at which way that
you have gone which way is a ride
gas When
too much time has passed the sun is
a ball of incandescent gas Plasma
radagast Plasma
retagas Plasma
retagas"
She waits in the morning,"For her clock to turn green
She says hello to day care
And Dairy Queen
She likes Paw Patrol
And Beauty and the Beast
She hates to finish supper
Before she can eat
Dessert
Cause she just wants to eat dessert
Ooty can do it herself
Ooty can do it herself
Climb in the car seat
Turn on the sound machine
Take 3 books off the shelf
Ooty can do it herself
And mom and dad are so amazed
Along with Nanny, Poppy, Nanny-Annie and Granny
Uncle Cory, Laura, Adrian and Paige
She likes pretty dresses
And family hug time
School buses, Drinking Crazy Monsters
And the moon so bright
She hates to get her hair brushed
And pooping in the potty
Washing her hands
Not putting snacks in her body
All the time
She wishes she could snack all the time
She is so curious
Stubborn and focused
Happy and intelligent
She means everything to us
Ooty can do it herself
Ooty can do it herself
Climb in the car seat
Turn on the sound machine
Or take 3 books off the shelf
Ooty can do it herself
And mom and dad are so amazed
Along with Nanny, Poppy, Nanny-Annie and Granny
Uncle Cory, Laura, Adrian and Paige"
If you’re clinging,"For dear life
To what little hope you have left
If you’re singing
Through the night
song of despair with every breath
Know that you’re not alone
Turn and face the sun
You and me and everyone
You know
Are gonna keep that hope alive
Keep riding for the light
Before these embers die well
Them glow"
show me one man who gives a flying,"frack about the dow jones industrial and i'll
show you a crook, a liar and a
big asshole congradu-frakin-lautions it's reached 10000 again just
a year off of when you brought us
to the brink and meanwhile the jobless rate
is growing and showing no signs of any
inclination to shrink the dow, it doesn't mean
anything you make it seem important but it's
not and now i'm sick of all the
coverage it's still getting all your wheeling dealing
betting it's got to stop so frack the
dow jones and frack the nasdaq let's get
back to real wealth we've gotta get back
let's get back to making things let's grow
some tomatoes placing bets with other's money let's
face it, is pretty gross what the frack
are you doing? you're letting them get away
they're back up and running so now they
have to pay they owe us all this
money you're gonna let them squander if it
were up to me they'd be wandering the
wilderness if it were up to me they'd
be strung up by their balls and made
to say, ""i'm sorry for all the pain
that i have caused"" if it were up
to me all their money would be taxed
and delivered to the people in huge glowing
goldman sacks but it's not up to me
obama, lead the way all i've got are
songs in which i'd like to say"
Not so much a hungy bungy he's more,"a sleepy peepee not so much a hungy
bungee he's more like a sleepy beepy he's
not so much a hungy bungy he's more
like a sleepy peepee oh Not
so much a hunger bungy he's more like
a sleepy baby O
He's not so much asleep hungry buggy he's
more like a sleepy beepy he's not so
much a hungry bungee he's more like a
sleepy beepy he's not so much a hungry
bungee he's more like a sleepy beep be
not so much a hu He's
more like a sleepy baby he's not so
much a hungry monkey he's more like a
sleepy weepy and not so much a hungy
monkey he's more like a sleepy baby he's
not so much a hungry monkey he's more
like you sleepy baby he's not so much
a hungy monkey he's more like you sleepy
Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep
Was he smiling at all No
he's holding it He
dropped it"
Do the thing you set out to do,"It's there waiting inside of you You
can stand up you can be counted Take
one step and climb a mountain Do
it when you have the chance It's
not romantic romance It's
just the work It's
just the steel resol You
got your sure to feel Oh
oh oh oh oh yeah Oh
oh oh oh oh All
right Oh
oh yeah Do
it now before I stop singing You
can get the drop on the master plan
You're making chance always worth the taking Do
it do it do it do it do
it do it do it do it Oh
oh oh oh oh oh All
right Oh
all right Oh
oh oh oh oh oh"
Bravo guys Poap,"Pow Update
Don't sing to the moon family How
much time it takes We
are all blobs on this blessed day We
are all blobs We
are all We
are all blobs on this day This
is dumb Blessed
to the moon the more Congratulations
pigeon Thanks
Chat Fix
the gas fees Fix
the gas fees Smart
people do it Justified
Justified Justified
Scotland Congrats
Pump it Blah
blah He
can actually sing That's
so surprising He
can actually I love smart people I love
smart people who bring us blobs They
bring us blobs They
bring us blobs on fire 95 95 participation
Oh yeah We
got 95 95 precipitation We
got 95 95 participate shine in ERP
4844 on the road to Frodo
Bank Charlie
on the road to Crono
bank on the road to Crowd
Bank Charlie
on the road to a Blah
blah Go
to Burning
a block block on the road to we're
on the road to Buddha
thing Shining
easy environment Go
to the moon Yeah
Tell God
what's next Is
she a singer I was here Nice
song Ha
ha ha ha ha We
drink a Never
gonna never gonna give up on this crypto
Crypto Eat
million The
chat is moving too fast for me to
read It's
Moving too fast 95 95 95 Simple
presentation Pressing
is off one Oh
no That's
okay though Cause
we got we got we got we got
we got the blocks Grab
grunt We
got the blocks We
are all bloused on this blessed day"
it's october you know what that means,"it means halloween
candy corn pagen rules
vampires zombies ghouls
it's october
it's october
tress grow bare and golden leaves
kids kill each other all hallows eve
free themselves of worldly things
dancing in the street they sing
all bets are off
all sins forgiven
the living died
and the dead have risen
where once were none
now count seven
make believe is real
grab your sword and shield
we're running through the field
towards time that has long passed
elephants and cobra snakes
listen to the maracas shake
no more giving it's time to take
reality deserves a break"
He went down in his mind,"in a hail of bullets
But the truth was so much more mundane
It was hearts and it was gullets
Life had piled up on him
And he struggled to break free
He imagined a pack of mermaids
Dragging him to sea
And the only thing that brought him back
Was the sound of his beloved
Softer than a cloud
It was hearts and gullets
Standing at the doorway
Between this life and the next
Knowing stepping through it
Meant not knowing what to expect
He came back to the world
Naked and serene
Nothing could ever touch him
Not the rhythm of the machine
Falling from the sky
Unseasonable rain
The future caught his eye
And he knew he must remain"
My studio’s a mess,"I guess that’s what I gets
For not cleaning it
Living in a pile of shit
This won't stay in tune
Cuz I just changed the boon
I don't know what to do
I don't know what to do
So I say
My studio's a mess
I guess that's what I gets
When it's a beautiful day
And I don't know what to say
I don't know
Don't know
I don't know
Don't know
I don't know
Don't know
I don't know
Don't know
I don't know
Don't know
I don't know
Don't know
I don't know
Don't know
I don't know
Don't know
What to say."
Here's George W. Bush's self portraits,"I marvel at the symbolism
He's got to get so clean
I imagine him painting in his living room
The weight of history on him
Did he paint from a photograph
And if so who took this photograph
It's weird to imagine him in the shower
George W. Bush feet sticking up out of the tub
As the wars he started drag on and on
George W. Bush's Self Portrait"
In the southwest of California,"Where the desert meets the sea
There’s bananas eating foxes
Avocados eating puppies
There’s a fig tree with a death wish
The coyotes are looking sad
While the lizards hold up signs and chant
All cops are bad"
YEAH!,"Duck face selfie
I just woke up selfie
I'm working out selfie
And the mirror selfie
Sad selfie
Drinking selfie
Drunk selfie
Car selfie
They say c we're the selfie generation
They say it like we're self absorbed jerks
I know that's not true and you know it too
So let's put those selfless to work
Write down a policy
important to you
Take a selfie with it
It's so easy to do
#policiesnotparties
What if there were no politicians
What if we voted on ideas
No parties or personalities to content with
Just policies, that's the deal
Write down a policy
important to you
Take a selfie with it
It's so easy to do
#policiesnotparties"
How many cops does it take to arrest,"Those unarmed nurses, peacefully protesting
LAPD how many does it take
To perp walk nurses who just want a living wage
It’s so high, it’s so high, it’s so high, it’s so many
ring around the nurses to quell and contain
They are understaffed and underpaid
And they get not a smidge of solidarity
How many cops does it take to take em into custody
R"
"Got the accordion, guitars, and the banjo Got","the green screen in the living room Got
a green screen here in my room too
Got the blue light fixture that Ivory
made Got
the big metal sculpture acting as a lampshade
Got the bikes hanging down in the living
room Two
wheeled friends Got
the NES
and the SNES
and my room’s a mess 360 and the
Wii, I’m
too poor for Sony
Got the books, mostly Ivory’s
but some are mine Got
Joey’s room, two bathrooms, empty bottles of wine
Ivory’s clouds up on the wall Some
spider plants and puppets make a jungle It’s
a nice place to live especially because it’s
me, Joey,
and Ivory
This is how we do it at 2100
California We
have a good time at 2100 California
This is how we do it This
is how we do it We
have a good time here"
Punk two thousand eight hundred and ninety,"Bought for 605 eth
By 0x 24 c5eb
I don’t know what it means
I don’t know what it means
But 0x 6 6 11 fe
Made just shy of a million dollars now
For some pixels
Purple and light blue
24 by 24
Alien stares at you
Like he knows what it’s all about
But he’s not about to tell you
Humans with your feelings
And the things they make you do
Fall in love with some pixels
That are purple and light blue
Wop bop a loo ba a wop bam boom"
Waffle House Wendy,"Fight like a Valkyrie
Queen of the night shift
Won’t take no shit
When they’re jackin’ their jaw
Rowdy and so drunk
Set foot in the kitchen
You don’t know what you’ve just done
Waffle House Wendy
She blocked the chair so clean
They just couldn’t let it be
So she said come at me
Waffle House Wendy
Has a GoFundMe
She lost her job there
Corporate don’t care
They know that it’s unsafe
But blame the workers anyway
Sugar shaker chucked that bitch
She’s queen of the night shift
Waffle House Wendy
Can be found defending
All of her coworkers
Who couldn’t fight as well as her
Was a line cook superstar
Til corporate took all that from her
Sugar shaker chucked that bitch
She’s queen of the night shift"
You can still be the person,"That you want
Just start today
With what you’ve got
You don’t need much
To live your life
Exactly the way
That you would like
Just get up in the morning
And say that it’s ok
Whatever’s going on
It’s gonna be that way
Take another look
It might not be the same
Get up in the morning
And say that it’s ok
I know not everyone
Has what they need
To go through life
The way they’d like to be
Sometimes it’s money
Sometimes it’s space
Sometimes it’s freedom
or the goddamn human race
One fine morning
You just may discover
That the life you’ve got
Is yours and no one other’s
You can try to fight it
Or just embrace it
Run away from all the pain
Or sit and face it"
Donald,"Trump's a convicted felon
Donald
Trump's a convicted felon
Donald
Trump's a convicted felon
O
Donald
Trump's a convicted felon
Donald
Trump's a convicted felon
Donald
Trump's a convicted felon
George
W
The woman that hate
Barack
Obama
The woman may hate
Bill
Clinton
The woman may hate
Jimmy
Carter
Joe
Biden
HRC
Kerry
Bolton
Pompeo
Lincoln
All of them
Donald
Trump's a convicted felon
Donald
Trump's a convicted felon
Donald
Trump's a convicted felon
Donald
Trump's a convicted felon
Donald
Trump's a convicted felon
Donald
Trump's a convicted felon"
I’m hungry,"I'm so hungry
I wish I could eat
But I’m fasting
I'm drinking juice
Juice good
But I'm hungry
Day 2
We're aiming for 10
10 seems like a lot
When you're on day 2
I'm drinking juice
Juice good
But I'm hungry
Well I’m hungry
I'm so hungry
I’m so hungry
I'm cleansing
My body
Detoxing
From eating
Eating
Self-defeating
And I'm hungry
I eat when I'm watching
And I eat when I'm sad
I eat when I'm hungry
I must be mad
I don't eat the meats
I eat the plants
And I'm hungry
I’m hungry
I’m oh so hungry
And I’m hungry
I’m so hungry
Please feed me
I’m so hungry
I’m so hungry
And I’m hungry"
stressing out about money,"when it doesnt' really matter
are they gonna pay
put your heart upon a platter
mix in some cold medicine
make it like a game
huff and puff and let us in
or we'll blow your house to shame
boom
i said boom
shake the boom
shake the boom boom
lingerie on piglets
and cows in leather jackets
the gold that's being sifted
and the honey bees attack it's
nothing like a hornet
and nothing like a wasp
you can't absorb the poison
you can't absorb the cost
letters in the mail
gathering up steam
hitting a brick wall and then
dispersing like a dream
melting into water
you can't repeat the past
not even for a quarter
not when the die is cast
little pets i saw them
creeping all around
i tried to declaw them
but they just knocked me down
i fell over backwards
they tore and ate my skin
i worry about money
i worry bout everything"
Time is just an illusion That,"keeps us changing Keeps
us shattered Go
to the world like all we are Mist
of mist Mother
through the star Singing
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
oh oh oh oh oh oh oh The
other way you don't want to see Exactly
what's gonna come Of
me Making
my song Sharing
with the world What
could go wrong Oh
yeah Oh
yeah yeah yeah Build
a home out of your house Try
to sell down at the top Once
you start drinking going You
know how I feel Trying
to keep it Also
you trying to do this every day Just
trying to make my way"
Sean Spicer phone check,"Sean Spicer got wrecked
Can’t stop his own staff
From getting on the telegraph
Sean Spicer checked phones
Sean Spicer got owned
Leaky leak leak-i-ty leak
Behind the curtain peaked
Check phone Spicer Sean
Leakers got their leaking on
Never stop your leaking ways
Wanna see you on the front page
Phone check Sean Spicer
One leak good, ten leak nicer
Enough leaks to go around
One of these leaks will take him down"
How come every time they count the mail,"in ballot dumps they are so devastating in
their percentage power of destruction I'm
a loser I'm
a loser I'm
a loser I'm
a loser baby I baby How
come every time they count the mail in
ballot dumps they are so devastating in their
percentage power of destruction I'm
a loser I'm
a loser I'm
a loser baby Wonder
baby"
She makes him feel whole. Not,"her butt hole, but complete. She's
beautiful, she's lovely and sweet, He
can see and feel your soul, but never
touched your feet. Moni
he's so happy, it's because you're the best.
This song here's for you and Sip,
to listen while you rest. itty bitty SIPPYWIPPY
whoop poop SIPPY
WIPPY etc He
even loves you when you're clammy, yes he
really likes your clam."
Cruelty has a face,"and it’s gonna haunt us
the rest of our days
we’re all gonna pay
for his mistakes
you know
Could be tomorrow
Could be someday
It’s all coming back
In a big big way
And then we’ll have
No place no place
to go
Do unto others
And all that jazz
means nothing
when you’re with the devil
When you wash up on
some foreign shore
Persecuted and disheveled
We’re gonna pay
for what we’ve done
Every single one of us
every one
if you feel like you’ve been asleep
hands folded nicely on your knees
Holding on to the secrets you keep
For fun
Marching in the streets is good
Organizing’s even better we would
Overthrow the government we could
get it done"
Okay All,"right Let
me just do this real quick Should
I brush my teeth Sure
What the buzzing Hey
what you gotta say Hey
you never got away Hey
Don't you know what you give is where
you go now Oh
now you gotta give what you got anyhow
Gotta go into clouds everywhere nowhere that you
are allowed So
you think you show world what you got
what you think you know Put
your soul out of date Hey
what you guys say What
you going to give what you going to
go anyway Got
to show everywhere you go that you know
what you know anyway anyway anyway anyway"
So frus-trating I’m,"sitting between a feeling of loving and hating
Marble Madness,
I’ve got it I’ve
got it I’ve
got it I’ve
got it don’t have this Everything
that you know is wrong All
the stupidest ways that I’m
dying, I’ll
just play pong I can’t stay mad at
you, Marble
Madness I love you I can’t stay mad
at you, Marble
Madness I love you, I do Marble
Madness compulsion to play you and play you
You know I can’t stop it Marble
Madness, let it be known that I think
you’re really fantastic Marble
Madness , if I play you enough it
can all be automatic Marble
Madness, I think it’s safe to say that
I’m a Marble
Madness addict I can’t stay mad at you,
Marble Madness
I love you I can’t stay mad at
you, Marble
Madness I love you, I do Marble
Madness I love you, I do Marble
Madness I love you, I do"
I’ve been chasing a crazy dream,"Down on rainbow road
I’ve been living in the space between
Where the tame and the wild things go
And the sandman casts his fishing line
And the stoplight flashes green
I will never stop wishing I
Could someday 0  live inside that dream
And this road is familiar
And the signpost is familiar
And you punch it hard until you
Know you got to
Now you got to
Oh you got to
Let it go
Down that hill and around the bend
And the void it comes alive
Comes so easy, remember when
Didn’t even know how to drive
And straight ahead a bomb explodes
And lightning strikes the sand
Keep your eyes on the road
Keep the steering wheel in your hands
And this road is familiar
And the signpost is familiar
And you punch it hard until you
Know you got to
Now you got to
Oh you got to
Let it go
The hills are concious
And they'll eat you for breakfast
And the gophers are angry
The cows are restless
You can take that narrow path
I will find my own
Recognize my heartbeat as
The only way I've ever known
Cross into the ether now
Cross that finish line
If I could I surely would
Make that world mine"
Weekends are for rest,"And I will get none
Nonetheless I do my best
To try and have some fun
Weekends are for rest
No rest for the weary
The heart beats in my chest
For my 4 babies
I don’t got time to write this song
I don’t got the time
I gotta go pick up my daughter from
Her friends house like right now
Weekends are for rest
But not when you’re papa
This song is just a mess
Sha na na na na na na"
He's got a huge personality,"You can't miss him when he enters a room
He's always thinking up new ideas
He's so, so afraid of poo
He loves and hates Duke and Daphne
He doesn't know when they need to be walked
He's fiercely loyal to his friends
And he can talk to anyone, just walk up and talk
Andrew's turning 40
And it's a scary thing for him
But when his little girl calls him Boo Boo Bear
Nothing else matters
Nothing else matters at all
He thinks greeting cards are stupid
And he loves tequila shots
He tickles people when he's drunk
but he's been on a juice cleanse for the last month
The accident when he was 18
Changed everything
He started 2 companies
And now he's thinking about starting another
Andrew's turning 40
And it's a scary thing for him
But when his little girl calls him Boo Boo Bear
Nothing else matters
Nothing else matters at all"
Jealousy,"Sends me out to sea
And I’m riding waves of frustration
Can I be
Better than this pointy
Little ball of energy I’m wasting
There’s the layer of myself that feels this thing
And then the layer of myself that judges myself
And then the layer of myself that judges myself
For judging myself
Jealousy
We’ll never be free
It’s a human flaw and that’s ok I guess
But I want to see
world where we
Could make at least make some progress
On this jealousy"
Out there among the cactus flowers,"Dusty dreams of ancient powers
Lizards dance to the rattlesnakes
You only get one chance to take
There’s wooden chest that’s buried deep
Oh it’s buried treasure dot eth
Where you hear coyote howl
To bring you back to the here and now
The hills are old as time you know
They call to you distant and low
It’s faint at first but you hear them speak
Oh please find Buried treasure dot eth
If you find that treasure you could
Use the booty to do something good
Like pay off your friends student debt
Or fund planned parenthood
Texas is the land of the free
Oh it’s buried treasure dot eth"
Well when you’re in your head,"And when the things that you say
Can make you go insane
You better calm yourself down
Cuz in the morning time
You get another chance
To make it your day
Your day
Just take a deep ole breath
And get out of your head
And get into your heart
And don’t push the river
Cuz when the moon comes out
You get another chance
To make it your night
Your night
And the things I say
Don’t always make sense
Take a stand
I’m always never on the fence
And the words fly up
And get caught in the stream
Of life
Consciousness is like fire and steam
Well I don’t always succeed
But that’s what makes me free
I get up again
And fall all the way down
But in the morning time
I get another chance
To make it my day
My day
So just shake your butt
And I will jiggle my gut
You got enough to make it move
I got enough to make it last
In the evening time
Will make you so fine
Will make it all day
All night
I say all day
All night
And the things I say
Don’t always make sense
But I take a stand
I’m always never on the fence
And the words fly up
And get caught in the stream
Of life and consciousness
It’s like fire and steam
So when you’re in your head
And when the things that you said
Will make you go insane
You better calm yourself down
The morning time
You get another chance
To make it your day
Your day"
Oh yeah All,"right now Hello
I'm going to open the window I'm
gonna open the window Hello
hello how are you today I say hello
Hello Hello
Hello hello hello So
for those of you just joining us I
am improvising songs based on your comments So
the more comments that you put into the
place you type in there the more things
I will have to sing Yes
Hello my name's pidittle and I like floating
water hi again lol Make
a song about spaghetti hello my name's pidittle
and I like flowing water hi again hello
Is everybody ready for some fun Mmm
for some fun oh for some fun Chicken
nuggets just chicken nuggets La
la la la Beef
and cheese chicken nuggets just chicken nuggets La
la la la Just
beef and cheese My
daughter says hi My
daughter says hi My
daughter says hi My
daughter says hi Chicken
nuggets just chicken nuggets La
la la la la la la la Beef
and cheese Chicken
nuggets just chicken nuggets La
la la la Beef
and cheese Beef
and cheese Beef
and cheese Beef
and cheese Impossible
Whopper Dire
Straitsrules porn That's
not what we're doing Impossible
Whopper Chicken
nuggets and beef and cheese we're stuck in
quarantine with these messy knees it's so nice
out today I went outside I cried tears
of lemonade I cried I tears of lemonade
Tears of lemonade I cried Happy
hufflepuff day Happy
hufflepuff day From
the puffiest of puffs There's
no toilet paper no there'll never be enough
Trying to make the best of this bad
situation guinea piggy's camera It's
like a weird vacation Quarantine
sucks says my mom Quarantine
sucks That's
what she said What
she said Shrek
is my favorite anime I'm
not sure Shrek
is anime It's
raining in Montreal
right now R
I P
Shrek is my favorite Shrek
is my favorite anime Vision
that allows us to say fluffy is not
an insult Red
light dick strips Did
you just snatch my weave track Is
my favorite anime Frozen
2 was a shameless crash cash grab My
daughter would disagree with you P
Diddle She's
watched it about a million times I came
in like a wrecking ball I didn't mean
to say say vision that allows us to
see beyond That's
what we need right now Todd
Corson I have not seen in years said
red light dick strips Why
does everyone just try to be so dirty
Anna is better than Elsa
Dems are fighting words Moana
is greater than frozen to a man I
think you're right But
my daughter doesn't agree with you She
loves that frozen tube And
so we watch it every single day Anna
is better than Elsa
Don't tell that to my daughter or she
might punch you in the face Believe
in unicorns Everything's
a cash grab these days Moana
is greater than frozen too The
songs in Moana
are real real good They
always make me cry every single time The
real live movies from Disney
aren't that good All
true Republicans
lick their palms before and after they shake
hands Anna
is better than Elsa
That's what Adam
Gerlach says Moana
is greater than frozen too In
Australia they don't have hillbillies They
have boughs Green
Mountain State
That's where I'm
from Ooh
ooh ooh It's
so nice to see friends new and old
coming here to hang out with each other
Toilet paper's not helping fight against Corona
So just save some for later Cause
you might need it You
might need it Yeah
yeah yeah Believe
in unicorns in the Green
Mountain State
Thosehills are magical They're
filled with fairy weight Oh
that's what I said Here
comes Victoria
to troll us But
we won't let those trolls control us Cause
all they wanna do is make you sad
Singing is my favorite part Oh
I sing I sing with all of my
heart If
I don't sing then I won't sing But
I do sing so that's what I love
to do today Yeah
yeah yeah yeah My
mom says that she wishes she was more
clever at this but it's okay It's
okay Duct
tape is not a good replacement for toilet
paper You
would get your butt all sticky and that
would suck That
would suck Let's
see I'm
just gonna pretend that that's in tune So
Tony W
Says sing your favorite Pokemon
I don't have a favorite Pokemon
I'm not really a Pokemon
kind of guy I played Pokemon
Go for a little while You
know I played it and I went outside
I'm gonna block Victoria
Here we go Bye
Because they were making me sad so I
just blocked them right away My
son likes to play Pokemon
He plays it when we go outside but
I don't always let him because I want
him to play and run and jump Oh
I used to have a song about Pikachu
How did that song go I am a
crazy Pikachu
from the Let
me see if I could pull out this
Pikachu song Pikachu
Crazy Pikachu
Oh I even have Do
I even have chords for that song Crazy
Pikachu How's
the song go Crazy
Pikachu Doo
doo doo doo doo doo doo Crazy
Pikachu That's
not how it goes Oh
God Sure
let's do that Let's
straighten my grandma Here
we go That's
better That's
better Bubby
I am a crazy Pikachu
from the jungles of Peru
why do what you have to do if
you can put it off until tomorrow Oh
wow Tomorrow
life at Let's
do it in a different key Let's
go lower Here
I am a crazy Pikachu
from the jungles of Peru
why do what you have to do if
you can put it off until tomorrow Until
tomorrow Life
is funny life is strange A
canary in a cage Tiny
actors on a stage Learning
how to beg Steal
and borrow and borrow do we always learn
from our mistakes When
you peel back the onion of the burning
of the cakes As
a crazy Pikachu
it is my duty to make nothing go
To make sure nothing goes as planned Once
upon once I was a minister Then
things got more sinister Holla
for said finisher And
I took all I had to ignore it
and to ignore it Molly
jumped a moving train I thought she was
so insane Till
I saw a heavy rain falling and it
wasn't getting her way Wasn't
getting her way Do
we always learn from our mistakes When
you peel back the onion or the burning
of the cakes As
a crazy Pikachu
it is my duty to make sure that
nothing goes as planned Cause
I'm a crazy Pikachu
that's as good of a crazy Pikachu
That I can do on such short notice
That's a song from year one of Song
A day so so long ago I can't
do a Katy
Perry cover Oh
boy My
son loves the song Roar
So potentially I could do that but I
really don't think I could Crooked
Natasha Sitting
on the wall Crooked
Natasha Hope
she doesn't fall Can
you please sing a Katy
Perry song No
I can't Cause
I don't know how it goes on I
want to fly with the dragon Fly
to the Paris
My chiropractor appointment is canceled thanks to C
O V
I D
19 Do
you ever feel just like a plastic bag
Lore Like
a dragonfly in Paris
Drifting through the wind Past
the museums and the old things that exist
like the steps of my mantra I'm
just a plastic bag I'm
just a A
plastic bag filled with inessential items that I
don't need I'm
just a plastic bag that's got me feeling
so bad to see me floating in the
wind Just
be careful and don't go in the water
no Animals
think that the jellyfish And
they go They
go blub blub blub blub blub And
they go blub blub blub blub blub I'm
drifting through the water near the jellyfish who
think that they're animals and the animals thinking
that they're jellyfish So
silly Or
the animals thinking that they are jellyfish Tokyo
Drift Tokyo
Drift Sharksdon't
live in ponds don't you know that sharks
don't live in ponds I thought I saw
one once but sharks don't Sharks
don't live in ponds Live
in pond living pond living Once
upon a time I called myself Game
Jew I sang songs about the Wii
I sang so many songs I forgot what
to say when people were just trying to
talk to me Sharks
don't live in ponds but goldfish do Sharks
don't live in ponds what about you In
the octopus garden in the shade So
I haven't done my song yet today One
little piece of that chunk that I just
sang is probably going to be my song
for the day But
to close out here I want to share
a song that I made a few days
ago Some
of you if you follow Song
a Day
may have seen this already several times Bear
with me Still
getting used to how this works So
here's a song that I made a few
days ago I saw a tweet from a
guy who works for Merriam
Webster the dictionary thing And
he tweeted a bunch of the most searched
for terms Oh
wow look at all these people coming spuds
here Amy
Hi guys I saw this guy from Merriam
Webster post about all the most searched for
terms as far as the coronavirus is concerned
And so I made a song out of
that So
let's just hear a little bit now of
the coronavirus anthem Goes
like this Pandemic
coronavirus quarantine corona epidemic draconian lockdown novel martial
law xenophobia and apocalypse Self
isolation cancel apoplectic presumptive endemic mitigate vector calamity
virus pestilence postpone come to Esque
Oh what this shit God
damn it What
the fuck is going on Pandemic
coronavirus quarantine corona epidemic being a lockdown novel
pressure law xenophobia and apocalypse Self
isolation cancelled Lipoprotein
endemic mitigate Vector
calamity virus postponed in Kafka
esque Oh
fuck this shit God
damn it What
the fuck is going on This
God damn it Oh
what the is going on What
the is going on So
that is the coronavirus anthem that I made
I posted it It's
on Spotify
It's on all the places So
we're gonna say goodbye here in a minute
But I do see Amy
She's got Flatter
Me a compliment card battle game is on
Kickstarter So
if you're looking for a game to play
when you're all quarantined away you can play
Flatter Me
by Amy
Go find it on Kickstarter
Post the link Post
the link Amy
Pepe Lapute
was Me
too I really like singing to you Sharks
don't live in ponds but goldfish do that's
what I said right now to you oh
oh hey hey that's right and now our
time has come to an end but tomorrow
I'll be back again Just
singing for my supper Singing
for my supper like I do and there's
the link to Amy's
Kickstarter starter I hope you do back it
Mm Looks
like I'm
settling into like a 3pm Eastern
time thing here So
generally speaking that's when it'll be 3pm 3pm
Improvising for about a half an hour and
sharing some song a day songs That's
what we're doing here Stay
safe out there folks Do
the social distancing Be
safe I love you See
you tomorrow"
i try to paint them straight but sometimes,"i go into a kind of trance i
get lost in the repetition with each line
i paint some sin will be forgiven i
spent 3 years at an art school in
the city but they said painting was dead
and that my work was shitty i started
to get conceptual until i didn't know what
was real i dropped out my senior year
and got behind the wheel now if you
pass me on the road you may look
down on me my work will never show
up in your fancy gallery i'll never have
an opening with cheese and expensive wine art
collectors scoff at my endless rows of lines
but every single line has more meaning lying
there than all the pieces being created in
every art school everywhere every single museum and
every gallery show couldn't match the sleeping beauty
of my lines upon the road"
I don’t know what the fuck is going on,"My incomprehension is just beyond i’m a moron   
The lines are drawn with a white crayon
We wanted Aragorn and got aragog
Every generation
Thinks they’re witnessing the end
We’ve been living in summer
But the winter is coming
Your way of life
Was not sustainable anyway
The real question is
What will take it’s place"
Hey hey papas papas,"Hey hey hey papas
Happy
Father's
Day
Hey papas don't you look away
Cause it goes so fast
Cause the go so fast so fast"
When you finally reach the top of the,"mountain that you're climbing Are
you finally gonna stop forcing everything to rhyming
Are you gonn back to the star and
open up every chamber of your heart to
the love When
you finally reach the end of the race
that you've been running Will
you give up all pretense that you were
always gunning for something bigger than yourself Whoa
Admit that you were just in it for
yourself the whole time You
can strip away every piece of me Every
piece of me and I would say that
I will be all right if you do
that to me if I do that to
me if you do that to me if
you when you're finally done when you have
yourself Only
yourself to be blaming Will
you get help in the time that you're
gaining between all the little pellets from the
sky Falling
down They
hit you and you realize that you're that
guy that you tried so hard to not
be Will
you go the way of the dodo or
dinosaur Will
you be a kangaroo or a hippo or
something more Nothing
will prepare you for the places that you'll
go when you strip away everything when you
strip away every day"
I stepped up,"To the alter
And offered her my gift
She turned me down
I turned and left
My legs were so restless
I know my place in the wider scheme
I don’t pretend I’m anything
I packed my things and hit the trail
The trail to nowhere fast
I got a boost
From an apple tree
That looked like a hardened criminal
I left the shade
And got a tan
The clouds were leaving subliminal
Messages in my mind
Telling me to die
Fuck you clouds
I know my place
But you just float on by
The next morning
It was raining
I deserved it, I suppose
I made my way
Back to the alter
Life is circles, that’s how it goes 
I know my place in the wider scheme
I don’t pretend I’m anything
I packed my things and hit the trail
The trail to nowhere fast"
Everything sits on a perilous edge,"But the edge is thick that it's kind of OK
You fall off and you'll break your leg
You stay on and you'll break your neck
Jibber Jabber Flibber Flabber
Cribber Crabber Nibber Nabber
Time on a ladder up to the moon
Buckets fall down and rings the rungs
The lightning sings a mean old tune
The perilous edge starts to sing along
Jibber Jabber Flibber Flabber
Cribber Crabber Nibber Nabber
Tippy the top of the mountain is dark
Down in the valley is nothing but light
The dance of the stars and sleep of the shark
Will make sure that you feel all right
Jibber Jabber Flibber Flabber
Cribber Crabber and Nibber Nabber
(whistle interlude)
Ghosts appear and they harmonize
They hold keys that jingle and jang
There's tea and bread as everyone tries
Little tiny pieces of lemon merengue
Jibber Jabber Flibber Flabber
Cribber Crabber and Nibber Nabber
Well, everything sits on a perilous edge
But the edge is thick that it's kind of OK
You fall off and you'll break your leg
You stay on and you'll break your neck
Jibber Jabber Flibber Flabber
Cribber Crabber of Nibber Nabber
Jibber Jabber Flibber Flabber
Cribber Crabber of Nibber Nabber
(whistle interlude)"
Sometimes I feel like I suck And,"I hate everything I'm
no good at what I do Who
are you Who
am I Oh
no Oh
no come true I wanna walk into one
and never come back I just don't wanna
live on this planet anymore Sometimes
sometimes sometimes sometimes sometimes That's
how I feel Don't
judge me I won't judge you It's
okay to be not okay Sometimes
that's life I mean I'm
fine I'm
just having a hard time this morning getting
it done and it makes me feel like
a loser Oh
oh oh Loser
Wind"
Murder in the underground,"Back stabbing on the steps
Further we go down
The rabbit hole
great big mess
Everybody's lying
Everybody's trying
To grab what they can
Everybody's dying
Everybody's spying
On everybody else's man
It's everybody, everybody 00
For themselves
It's bang the gongs
And ring them bells
Handshakes and smiles
That don't reach the eyes
Steer the ship into the weeds
And put your power into piles
Everybody's lying
Everybody's trying
To grab what they can
Everybody's dying
Everybody's spying
On everybody else's man
It's everybody, everybody 00
For themselves
It's bang the gongs
And ring them bells"
it’s my birthday,"I’m 33
It’s traditional
For me to be
Naked
And dancing like this
I’d be naked all the time
If only I
Were allowed to
But society frowns
On being naked
And walking around
So when it’s my birthday
I’m Jonathan Mann
I make a song and dance naked because  I can
it’s my birthday
Now I’m 33
I got a little son
And a wife who love me
Time goes faster
Every year
I got a bald spot
And I admit a fear
Of the future
Where’s it gonna go?
My little son is gonna learn and grow
We live our life
We try to do right
And then someday we die"
You gotta bring it to light,"No matter what the cost
And once it all comes out
That’s when dice get tossed
You gotta bring it to light
And then you can be free
Don’t go round preaching righteousness
Until you walked darkly
You got something there inside you
It’s got fangs and an appetite
The TV might say never to deny you
But now I think you see that isn’t right
scorpion will alway sting
An angel of heave will always sing
And doing the same thing
Will always bring the same thing
You deserve everything that’s coming
And at some point everyone will too
My house is made of glass, its something
That allows me to see from here to beyond to you
We all crave a little retribution
So that explains what we are doing
As the planet burns, our sins are drooling
It’s a solution"
Turn yourself around I'm,"not gonna come back this way Leave
my heart upon the ground Right
where you left it when you went away
You can see me in your eyes You
can see me in the sunrise I'm
calling all the angels Come
hold me close again I'm
looking for my hope It's
gone Oh
it's gone Turn
yourself around and see the dust and ashes
fade A
heart upon the ground Right
where you left it when you went away
Oh my heart is a pumping stone Oh
my heart is like a whippoorwill But
I'm calling on the angels to hold me
in their arms again Just
like they did when I love one But
I'm holding on for dear life And
I'm looking for a sign When
nobody beneath me has any idea why Turn
yourself into another kind of animal A
bear or a bugaboo Something
that won't feel terrible Then
look me in my big brown eyes and
say what you have Smile
Cause all the angels want you Just
like they always do But
you will refuse them Because
you know what you are And
I don't know I don't I don't know
what I am anymore"
"But she doesn’t love me at all Oh,","whoa, woe is me She’s
as smooth as silk But
she doesn’t love me at all Listen
when I say that love’s a one way
street Feelings
are something you hide Maybe
she’s snooty Maybe
she’s racist If
only she could see my inside We
belong together more than ever like butter and
jam Though
my heart is currently sunken Pretty
soon we’ll be a’dunkin, oh yeah I’m
an Oreo
cookie who’s in love with his milk Soon
we’ll be together in your stomach By
then it won’t matter But
maybe it will Maybe
in the afterlife she’ll love me One
dunk, two bites There
I go Flushed
down with her milkiness We’re
mixing all together and now I know what
it’s like to experience bliss We
belong together more than ever like butter and
jam Though
my heart is currently sunken Pretty
soon we’ll be a’dunkin, oh yeah Oreos"
Goat trading goat,"Where metas are made
Goat trading goat
Where your funds are safe
Bootstrap your token
Yeah it won’t cost you anything
No need to provide liquidity
You can launch in one transaction
But the best part of all
Is the meta that they’ve built in
Your token is gamified
It’s win-win-win
Goat trading goat
Where metas are made
Goat trading goat
Where your funds are safe
With a dividend token
When revenue comes in
You can easily share it with
Your users based on how many tokens they hold
With the tax share token
Give the taxes to those a holding
If the price goes down or up
Hodlers still be getting some
With the lottery token
Every buy is a chance to win
pot of taxes
Every single buy is thrillin
These are all the token types
That goat trading has designed
Simple to launch and deploy
To make your token meta pop
You can make it so your token has
An ever decreasing supply
By burning some of the fees
It’s the taxburn token
Everybody burning
Maybe you want your holders to
Put their tokens to good use
Make tokens decay over time
Less used in a way you specify
Put some of the fees in a vault as eth
These can be redeemed proportionally
So the token price has a floor
It’s like a backstop guarantee"
You are defined by the people around you,"It’s not hard to find borders and schisms
Corners, gaps, the membranes impenetrable
The house brick by brick, so empty it’s full
The cellular automata that break all the rules
The quantum mechanics that rule all the quarks
The limbs you go out on to get a response
You are defined by the people around you
It’s not hard to find the waves and the patterns
The thoughts, the feelings, the memories inexorable
The minds so complete, they never find each other
The bees that are dancing, and the ants that leave pheromones
The dog that is talking to the duck with the fallopian tubes
That twist and contract to keep out a rapist
You are defined by the people around you
It’s not hard to find the change and the crazy
The pendulum cut from one piece of matter and the
Chaos and order machines and living
Flesh on the bone and the sounds of the summer
The grass never growing, the desert succumbing
The breast of the girl that heaves for the soldier"
Does 6 debates seem like enough?,"Not to me, no not to me
So who’s responsible for that
It’s the head of the DNC
Her name is Debbie Wasserman Schultz
And in 2008
She worked on Clinton’s campaign
She’s decided to limit debate
In the hopes that less people
Will know Bernie’s name
But you can call the DNC
And tell them you want more debates
Like in a healthy democracy
202-863-8000
Hey, Debbie Wasserman Schultz
We’re gonna call and complain until we get results
Only 6 debates, we think that’s whack
We think there ought to be at least triple that"
Join my neighbor Ray,"and I for a trip back in time
to one year ago where we embarked on
a holiday journey to Florida,
where buses, soda and restrooms provided joy and
diversion. I got into a time machine And
went back one year I found myself pooping
In a Tallahassee
rest stop I said we don’t have time
for this It’s
the end of the line I wiped my
butt and Got
on the bus And
went forward in time We
passed through towns Where
alligators outnumbered people We
started going down Underground
and then we went deeper And
the whole time You
were on my mind I couldn’t escape the
feeling We
were doomed We
arrived at the gates of hell Palm
Beach Springs
As the clock struck twelve I heard the
killer bell ring I grabbed my 2019 self
And said it’s now or never He
just looked me Said
it’s too late And
he disappeared"
I didn’t like it,"And that’s why I didn’t put a ring on it
I didn’t like it
And that’s why I didn’t put a ring on it
But evolutionarily speaking
Now that you’re dancing with him
It makes you more attractive
To me
Cause now
You’re a viable mate
Where before
You were just a woman
It appears
I may be too late
I’ll be more careful in the future
I didn’t like it
And that’s why I didn’t put a ring on it
I didn’t like it
And that’s why I didn’t put a ring on it"
Everyday I sit down to write my song,"Should I make a short one or should
it be long Should
it be just acoustic or more produced I
all washed up or do I have some
juice Left
in me Should
I write about crypto or something topical Should
I write about the horrors I see in
Gaza I feel guilty for writing or not
I feel guilty for not getting enough done
Each day So
then I just make another song about writing
a song a day classic choice when I
don’t know what choice to make Do
I write another verse or just keep it
at one I’ve
got a meeting at noon, I’ve
got to get this done Everyday
I sit down to write my song I
wrote that first verse after taking the two
year old to daycare I just took the
10 year old to camp Now
it’s 9:48 and I’m
running out of time Our
roof is being replaced I could write about
that But
whatever I guess this song is almost done
I’ve got to record it now and do
the video Then
export and spreadsheet and then post"
This is your sonic ???,"Your ears from left to right
And all along
It is familiar
You’ve always been here
You know this song
But something’s changing
The strangest feeling
Comes in waves
You can’t deny it
At first it’s quiet
But now it’s swing
It plays in the noon day sun
It plays in the smoking gun
It plays in the sky above
And it plays when ???
It plays when you hear the call
It plays anywhere at all
It plays out beyond the stars
It plays anywhere you are
Let your ears decide
They will be your guide
Let your ears decide
???
Let your ears decide
They will be your guide
Let your ears decide
They will be your guide"
Koalas koalas,"Climbing up trees that are tall as so tall as koala bears
Doing a koala bear dance
Taking koala bear chance
O koalas
Koala walla wallas o koala
You know that
I would follow you up the tree to eat the leaf
Cause you are the koala
O all of you are koalas
Oh
I love you are koalas
Oh
I love you are koalas
K k k k k koala koala k
Koala walla walla koala
Wow
I'm really tired
Feeling sick like
I'm coming down with something
It's been coming on for a few days
It's coming on strong today though
That was from old pal cuphead
Koalas
Keep those song requests coming
I like them
Give me some
Give me some weird and wacky song requests and
I'll write them in my altered state that
I'm
That
I'm in"
It doesn't matter doesn't matter doesn't matter doesn't,"matter doesn't matter doesn't matter doesn't matter doesn't
matter doesn't matter doesn't matter if I don't
change over time if I remain the way
that I if I don't change into something
that I dream of does that mean nothing
I don't know doesn't matter doesn't matter doesn't
matter doesn't matter doesn't matter doesn't matter doesn't
matter doesn't matter doesn't matter doesn't matter we're
made of stars we're made of space there's
our lungs filled up all over the place
But I don't roll I don't change over
time I stay the same I stay the
same I can't change I stay the same
doesn't matter doesn't matter doesn't matter doesn't matter
doesn't matter doesn't matter doesn't matter doesn't matter
doesn't matter doesn't matter doesn't matter doesn't matter
doesn't matter doesn't matter O
okay I think I've
written this song before I don't know but
I'm pretty sure I've
sung a phrase It
doesn't matter I've
used that title from here to November
Doesn't matter doesn't matter doesn't matter Doesn't
doesn't matter doesn't matter doesn't matter doesn't matter
doesn't matter doesn't matter matter"
Back I'm,"going back Back
to where I started from Back
I'm going back, oh Back
to where I started from It's
not, no it's not The
place that I call my home But
it's where I'm
going, oh Every
time you set out You
find out what you are made of Getting
lost and lost control You
face the thing you're most afraid of I
was gone but now I'm
back In
the space my face reflects the changes Blue
sky above me says Do
your best to stay outrageous Do
your best to remain outrageous Back
I'm going back Back
to where I started from Back
I'm going back, oh Back
to where I started from It's
not, no it's not The
place that I call my home But
it's where I'm
going, oh Mother
nature outside Mother
nature inside you screaming Remembering
the first time Parse
the clues to find some meaning If
the meaning isn't there Mocking
birds will start to singing City
sounds around you will Hark
the windy angel bringing Bringing
me back Back
I'm going back Back
to where I started from Back
I'm going back, oh Back
to where I started from It's
not, no it's not The
place that I call my home But
it's where I'm
going, oh I can squeeze myself into The
suit I used to do so easy I
use a hammer and a saw To
pick up all the pieces If
the pieces do not fit I'll
grind them up into a dusty Sprinkle
them on sacred spots Where
I taught myself how to be trusting"
Welcome home,"Deploy the drone
And on and on and on it goes
As I roam
I must atone
The dust will settle here the most
And I call myself the chief
But I’m chasing pure relief
Baby you stick to me like silly string
On tall grass
Honey I would do most anything
If you ask
On Labor Day
We say OK
On a dime we reclaim our time
The fat cat stays
We’ve all been played
For a nickel and a pretty rhyme
But I rustle up some help
And we go busting ourselves out"
I'm in a bubble state of mind,"Nothing outside this bubble that's worth my time
I can't wait to see what's next
Tangled knots of legs
I'm in a bubble state of mind
There's nothing else in all creation
There's just this bubble and it's endless patience
Time stops and starts
to the rhythm of our hearts
i'm in a bubble state of mind
People out the window
Go about their business like they do
I try to imagine
The things they're going through
But the bubble keeps my brain on a single one track
And before I know it I am lying on my back
I'm in a bubble full of grace
I'd give anything to stay just right in this place
All my cards laid out before me
You accept me and my stories
I'm in a bubble state of mind"
At Williams College,"In the late 80s
Three men met
Among the Massachusetts trees
T hey dreamed of design
For everyone
But first they backpacked
Around Asia for six months
Charlie Maurice and John
They created BluDot
Modern furniture
And good design for everyone
You know you’re gonna love it
When you see that blue logo
Designed with love
In their Minneapolis studio
As they made their way
Through Thailand and Japan
They hatched their big idea
grand ambitious plan
They finally came home
And got different jobs
But in 1997
They founded BluDot"
All the witches making out with the gargoyles,"All the kittens lapping up blood
All the trolls dipping balls in the tin foil
All the mermaids wrestle in the mud
All the giants drop deuce on the water tower
All the skeletons bone in the fields
All the Supermans abuse their big powers
The captain americas shovel snow with their shields"
Oooooh ooh oooh,"Oooooh ooh oooh
By the looks of it
By the looks of it
30 percent
30 percent
Chance of precipitation
Throw the book at it
Throw the book at it
And you will get
And you will get
The dance of incarceration
Oooooh ooh oooh
Oooooh ooh oooh
By the looks of it
By the looks of it
It's a dirty deed
It's a dirty deed
That someone knew needed doing
I took it in
I took it in
30 percent
30 percent
Chance of feel like dancing
Oooooh ooh oooh
Oooooh ooh oooh
Throw it away
Grow a bouquet
Know what to say
When Peter looks down at you"
Will a song about the hashtag,"Increase or decrease my chances
With that kind of money
I'd do 1.5 million dances
With that kind of money
I'd write 1.5 million songs
Where everyone can sing along
#Esurancesave30
Don't know about you but
I'm feeling purdy
Good tonight
I've got a good woman by my side
And a baby on the way
The future is wide open full of possibilitays
That Super Bowl was such a bust
I could scarcely believe it
And then there was John Krasinski
Right when I was leaving
And now their 30 percent message
Is seared into my brain
I picked up my Guitarelele
And immediately exclaimed
#Esurancesave30
Don't know about you but
I'm feeling purdy
Good tonight
I've got a good woman by my side
And a baby on the way
The future is wide open full of possibilitays"
We’re taking our human for a walk,"You’ve got to give him some exercise
Otherwise he just talk and talk
And get’s all anxious, and cries
Run run human
Run for your life
If you just sit around
You will die
We’re taking our human for a stroll
We suggest you do the same
Run until you regain control
And he begs forgiveness, forgets his name"
I was two dimensional,"20 feet tall
If I turned to the side
You couldn’t see me at all
Floatin’ by the aircraft carrier feeling buoyant and bemused
woman looked out at me curious and confused
Beeple was there too
giant stepping on ants
We played in his bedroom
Hiding from his parents
I broke one of his toys but he said that’s all right
Then we begged our parents to let us spend the night
There is nothing sacred
There is nothing gained
The human heart will reach out
When it is constrained
The human heart will lash out
Locked up and denied
The universe keeps turning
Solid blocks of time"
Well I haven't played a solo show,"In a really, really long time
I guess maybe I haven't been in a solo state of mind
But a solo show is a misnom-nom
Cause even if you're playing alone
Unless nobody came to your show
You're not really playing alone
So it's a solo show together
It’s a solo show together
Solo show together
Solo show together
Well, I haven't played a solo show
In many many years
I guess maybe a solo show
Is facing some old fears
But a solo show is a misnom-nom
Cause even if you're playing alone
Unless no one came to your show
You're not really playing alone
It's a solo show together
Solo show together
Solo show together
Yeah it’s a solo show together
And even if nobody comes to your show
Don't be sad oh no no
Think of it as practice
If you throw a party and no one comes
You feel rejected and you feel dumb
But someone somewhere loves you
And that's enough
‘Nuff, ‘nuff, ‘nuff
It's been a long time between solo shows
But the time just flies and flies
Maybe I've gotten some thicker skin
Maybe I’m more wise
solo show is a misnom-nom
Unless you're completely alone
But you're never completely alone
But also you are always completely alone
It's a solo show together
It’s a solo show together
Solo show together
Solo show together
It’s a solo show together
It’s a solo show together
Oooh oooh
Solo show together
It’s a solo show together"
There’s a hot sun beating down on me,"And a cold wind from the north
All the trees are telling their stories
Swaying back and forth
I don’t take pride in what I do
I just try to do my best
I don’t look a gift horse in the mouth
I just sit right on it’s chest
All of the time
It’s all of the time
I’ve got all the time in the universe
I got so much time it’s coming out of my eyes
And man that really hurts"
Cheap TVs and fruit year round,"Dinosaur bones sucked up from the ground
From the moment we were born
To the second we die
We’ve all been living
On borrowed time
The power keeps flowing
And the aisles are full
The market is flush
With cheap capital
You don’t matter
Long as I got mine
We all been living
On borrowed time
And when the bill comes due we’ll see
Who’s head is in the guillotine
It might be you or me
Borrowed time ain’t free
And we’re pouring gasoline
When some people have
So much they cant keep track
And other people have
Just the clothes on their back
Winners and losers
Who draws the lines
We’re all living
On borrowed time
`"
i looked around and saw a million others,"like me and i knew that this was
gonna be my life not a single quality
about me that i like and i knew
that i would get away i knew that
i be myself someday i was packed up
and shipped with 20 of my brothers pushed
up against my ribs from the cold steel
rooms i called home to a dark and
musty truck crowded but alone i ended up
on some brightly lighted shelf and i knew
that someday i would be myself some kids
came in one day and bought me i
was scanned and paid for was 2 dollars
thirty before i knew it i was filled
up with beer and then i was discarded
and filled up with fear people dancing everywhere
i was almost crushed someone kicked me out
the door and i felt blessed with good
luck cause then i was struck with lightening
and i grew legs for walking and hands
for manipulating and i grew lips for talking
and i went inside and told those kids
that life was a precious, precious thing and
after they all stopped screaming then we all
started dancing!"
I always feel like I’m waiting,"And I know that it’s dumb
Waiting for some kind of future
That will never ever come
Or to more accurately say it
The future I’m waiting for
Where I have everything I want
Is here it’s banging on the door
Here I am
Waiting is what feels natural
Looking forward or behind
Never here what is around me
That’s my entire life
I’m sitting at my desk now
Feeling anxious and afraid
That’s just how I’m feeling
No need for a whole parade"
We’re dancing and making art,"Toiling in the garden
And the fairy woodland creatures welcome you to Spintown
Spintown (welcome you to Spintown)
Spintown
Youtube jungle navigated, traversed
Where music and dance fall face first
Curated and presented, hungry, unrelenting
Representing one man’s vision of the best that’s being offered
Spintown!
Spintown (spin, spin, spin, spin)
Spintown
1, 2, 3, 4
Spintown (welcome you to Spintown) x4
We welcome you to Spintown
Welcome!"
Don't tell me Steve,"Jobs wouldn't have shipped iOS maps I love
the man and I always will but he
was not immune to crap Can
we talk about the G4
Cube or the hockey puck This
is the man that shipped MobileMe,
and skeuomorphic leather sucks Let's
get this out of the way because I
want to be really clear And
it makes me sad to say, I'm
shedding Apple
tears iOS maps is not as good as
google maps, no no It
is a step backwards a direction no one
likes to go Apple
exercising control over their platform oh you're surprised
Making business decisions that negatively effect their users
Stop the presses watch for falling skies I
was there when they got rid of floppy
drives And
before that serial connectors Firewire
400 and then Firewire
800 Do
you think that made life better for their
users? In
the short term heck no it didn't But
in the long term, I survived And
I can think of plenty of times Over
the last 5 years When
Google maps let me down It's
took me straight down dead end streets I've
seen misplaced parks and gotten blistered feet from
getting turned around Is
Google maps better than iOS maps Yes,
you know it is Will
iOS get you to where you need to
go Most
of the time it will oh oh"
You’re scared,"I know because I’m scared too
When the whole wide world
Feels just like you
It’s a tidal wave
Of anxiety
Something so tiny
That you can’t even see
The Corona
Crazy time
Fear is good sometimes
It’ll save your life
I’d save yours
Would you save mine
Then stay in doors
And sing this song
When the days are lonely
And the nights are long
The Corona
Crazy time
Our first pandemic
Here we are
Won’t be the last
What seems bizarre
Will become normal
That’s how it goes
And all of the cracks
That it will expose
Need fixing a
Like yesterday
Let’s do it
Corona
Crazy time"
His name is Gary,"When he wakes up
He looks into his bathroom mirror
And says you scary
Your time has come
To fill criminals with fear
Gonna meet with FTX
Gonna totally miss Celsius
Gonna let Voyager run wild over retail
But staking a service
Oh my my now what a mess
And Kim Kardashian should be brought to heel
Gary (Gary!)
Fuck you man, you’re bad at this
Gary (Gary!)
Find another job, just call it quits
Gary
Wants so bad
For the lights to be on him
He makes videos
It’s quite sad
And it’s why he met with Sam
How can we take you serious
When you straight up missed gray scale’s products
And now you come for one thing we all agree
Is not a scam not it’s not
You missed BlockFi Terra and Hodlnaut
You are goddamn idiot Gary"
There’s a lion in my hotel room,"Look out it’s gonna eat me
It’s making a funny face
I hope it knows how to treat me
I hope that when I’m sleeping
It doesn’t it doesn’t dance on my head
It doesn’t spit in my eye
And eat me till I’m dead x"
Jonathan Greenblatt from the ADL loves Elon Musk,"But Jewish Voice for Peace he calls a terrorist
Jonathan Greenblatt from the ADL loves John Hagee
But would send to the gulag, any Jew like me
No, no they don’t keep us safe
Rather see us killed
No, no they don’t keep us safe
God damn the ADL
No, no they don’t keep us safe
And they never will
No, no they don’t keep us safe
Fuck the ADL
Jonathan Greenglatt from the ADL wants the feds
To spy on student activists, like they did my grandparents
Jonathan Greenblatt from the ADL will recruit
Young jews to spy on each other, to boot
Jonathan Greenblatt from the ADL says jewish hate
Has risen hard and fast at an unprecedented rate
But the metric that he used includes words like mine
That demand the occupation end and free Palestine"
I heard you like proofs,"So we put proofs
In your proofs
Proofs for breakfast, lunch and dinner
Proofs in the fall, spring, summer and winter
Proofs, Proofs, Proofs
Proofs to be secure while also protect privacy
Proofs can do both of these things simultaneously
Proofs it is not magic or some trick on your behalf
It is just math
No Turtles or Gods allowed
It’s proofs all the way down
In the water
In your broccoli and bread
Proofs in the grey matter in your head"
Struggle to be motivated,"I just want to curl
Up and go to sleep again
Forget about the world
That’s OK I tell myself
But it’s not says another part
Of me I don’t know if it’s
My brain or my heart
Standing on the precipice
And I think I’m gonna jump
And fly away from here
And try and find me some
Thing new
That’s impossible
No it’s not I yell out loud
As I am taking off through the clouds
Struggle to be motivated
So I’m looking to the past
Sad little hotel room
Anxiety is too the max
That’s OK I tell myself
But it’s not says another part
Of me I don’t know if it’s
My brain or my heart
Wasted time and energy
Never to be replaced
But energy is in the universe
Never really goes to waste
Can’t be created
Or destroyed
From the meanest prism
To the darkest alloy
Pretty lights and colors
Pick me up and then
I’m floating on a slip stream
new environment
Then I open my eyes
And oops I fell asleep
Time to write my song
So quickly"
I made a deal,"With my unconscious
But they didn’t keep
Their end of the bargain
No more bad dreams
That’s not what I got though
pile of money
For an Italian palazzo
Once you stick your nose where it
Don’t belong
You find yourself staring down the barrel of a
Gun with no good choices baby
When I woke up
I was still me looking at the sunlight
Peeking through the shades
Another day
Without a clue as to what
I should be doing all day"
So obvious,"So obvious
It's in the way you dress
The way you second it
So obvious
So obvious
So obvious
So obvious
You always do your best
The way you heave your chest
So obvious
So obvious
So obvious
So obvious"
Take another look at the home that you took for granted,"Another look to see at the overgrown seeds of planted
And then you climb right over the fence
The regret is too intense
And then you climb right over the fence
and fuck off
Hold another thought in the middle of a paradox,
you can't quite fit all of it into the box
So just climb right over the fence
Even if nothing makes sense
Climb right over the fence
and fuck off
fuck off for the answers that will never come
fuck off for the universe that makes you feel so dumb
Fuck off For the burden you didn't ask for and don't want
And then fuck off,
Fuck off
Fuck off, fuck off,
Fuck off
You ping the future like a bat with sonar in the caverns
You're a stuck child You can't decompile your patterns
So just climb right over the fenceA
nd when you ask where it went
We say I climbed right over the fence.
Fuck off.
When you awake, you're in an earthquake in London
Everybody's running and you made something for nothing.
Yeah, you climbed right over the fence.
You were seismic and intense
and you climbed right over the fence.
He said fuck off
fuck off For the answers that never come.
fuck off for the answers that will never come
fuck off for the universe that makes you feel so dumb
Fuck off For the burden you didn't ask for and don't want
And then fuck off,
Fuck off
Fuck off, fuck off,
Fuck off"
I'm watching impeachment testimony and working on songs,"simultaneously I'm
trying to get some work done but it's
so interesting It's
only the third time this kind of thing
has been on tv and the first time
I was not alive yet and the second
time I was just a teenager Devin
Nunez has never done anything remotely of note
Just look at his Wikipedia
bio It's
completely empty Aside
from being elected as a congressman and he
sits here insulting troops Support
the troops Support
the troops but not these troops No
no no I'm
sitting here watching impeachment test writing songs putting
food on the table for my family That's
what I'm
doing today Oh
no That's
all I wanted to say This
song is pretty dumb but that's okay"
I wanna collapse my folding chair,"I see myself from the outside just sitting there
Not everything has to be a fight
You won’t find your shadow at night
When there’s no moon
And no stars
And no bright lights
Coming from cars
It’s just dark
I wanna collapse into my bed
And dream away the anxiety in my head
As a matter of fact that’s why I write
Songs that are like a shadow at night
When there’s no moon
And no stars
And no bright lights
Coming from cars
It’s just dark
I want to collapse the distance between
How you see me and how I see me
Easier said than done just like
Trying to find a shadow at night
When there’s no moon
And no stars
And no bright lights
Coming from cars
It’s just dark"
If you could stand in the speed of light,"Then you just might
See all of time
We go slow in a single point
With a ponderous mind
But this guy Einstein
Said I don’t really think that it works like this
Time is an illusion and time is fixed
What you feel that you think is time
It’s just the universe breathing, baby
And in the long slow steady climb
That’s life you’re receiving, honey
At the precipice of a black hole
Time goes slow
But you’d never know
To you things might even seem normal
Until you’re ripped in two
And the pieces of you
Are broken down further to constituent parts
universe ends and a universe starts"
Going to pay my respects to you Going,"to get us all out of here if
it's the last thing I do You
going to fly higher than a plane I
might float away into space and go insane
But I gonna do it man Gonna
lay down the track for the train Gonna
fill up what I like with my name
and the only way out is through at
least that's what they Long
as I'm
with you doesn't matter either way Cuz
I going to do it mine Way
this time oh wait this time oh way
this time wait this time"
I saw you at the Laundromat,"You were looking so evil
Someone picked up a coin and you said
I just can’t stand people
I don’t dress up for halloween
But to you it’s a religion
I’m trying to avoid processed sugar
But wouldn’t refuse if it’s given
Gotta let it go
Do it cuz I say so
Just let it flow
Right through you
Gotta rest up
You need your strength
In a couple of hours
When there’s no gas in the tank"
Oh that's really bright You,"gotta give me a break I know this
won't come out right Oh
for goodness sake I'm
on the Manhattan
Bridge Climbing
up over over the ridge I'm
driving home in a taxi and it's oh
so relaxing the light is bright Two
days in a row I've
made up a song on the spot This
is all that I I got When
I'm running around and I'm
making the sound coming out of my mouth
Just like whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa yeah"
You’re over there,"And I’m over here
And I want you
To be over here
Across the borders
Across the sea
I want you
To be here with me
Keep your borders
Off of me
Can’t keep me down
Set me free
Keep your borders
For yourself
let the rest of us go
Everywhere else"
We're so winning all the time,"We never run out of words to rhyme
We never run out of food to eat
We never run out of comfortable beds
In which to sleep
It's just another
It's just another bad day
She tired of the mess
Put back into all the nests
You won't find me in the road
Cause it's
I see
Oh no no
It's just another nothing bad
I never gave myself a chance
To figure out
How to take off my pants
And dance around and move
Just like
Like
I used to
Just like
I used to do
Everybody wants to be the one
To go outside and shoot the gun
To hide beneath the spinning wheel
To tell what's right from what is real
It's just another
Another bad day"
Marilyn Langlois was born in El Serido,"Marilyn Langlois grew up in the Bay
Marilyn Langlois, I think she’s really neato
Marilyn Langlois, today is her birthday
Her favorite color is green
She speaks five languages
Is a radical activist and a mother of two
She loves taking hikes
Is learning to grow vegetables, vegetables
And she works for the mayor of Richmond
Marilyn Langlois x3
Yeah"
Because freedom is more important than occupationIt's more,"important than the government getting economic resuscitation I
get around find with a weekly MetcardAnd
don't give a toss about MykiHairspray
makes my hair set hard And
that's how I get it all spiky Give
me whisky and bandaids for my wounds The
apocalypse can't come too soon Just
open your mind to a soulful benderPut away
that uke and pick up a Fender"
One little dream You,"got to put it in your pocket Save
it for the end of time Put
your hopes into a rocket with pennies in
the sockets Not
anything but small town crime I got a
nose for fishing baddies on the roof of
my monster flying down highway number vibe you
luck will grow your cash But
you're heading for a crash And
you won't make it out alive So
don't waste your precious time When
things are feeling breezy If
that's difficult or easy All
depends on your point of view When
the detail and the raincoat's coming strong All
the sides will point to you Put
your brain into a net and shoot it
into space Somebody
will find it out there tend to it
and grow it And
if they don't blow it you'll live forever
So don't waste your precious time Your
precious time"
I thought Jeff Sessions was real bad,"And he was
Does William Barr give him a run for his money
He does
Carrying water for a wanna be
Dictator it’s gross
It’s hard trying to figure out
Which one of them I loathe the most
Thanks to Katie Bouman
And a bunch of scientists we now
Get to see a black hole for the first time
Holy cow
It fills me with terror and awe deep in my soul
And I think we should throw Trump and William Barr
Into that hole
Where time would slow down
And they’d be stretched into atoms so thin
They wouldn’t know where they end
And the universe begins
I stare at the image and feel myself so small
What do I do with this anger
I guess nothing at allxq"
Snow falls bright and I wish we would,"lose our own right And
you follow me on We
can't stop this and I wish we would
lose our own right And
you follow me on"
When the lawn turns white,"And the pond gets icy
It's time for hot chocolate
And driving so dicy
Cause these dirt, dirt roads
Are unforgiving
And that's just what you get
When you're living
In the woods
When it's 14 degrees
And the trees hang low
You put on Sound of Silence
And play nintendo
The rhythm in the songs
Keep your mind from decaying
Samus is your friend
It's the game we're always playing
In the woods
In the woods you can dream of cities so huge
Of making a name out in the world
You can watch people dance on the TV
And you grab your crotch and spin and twirl
When the time slows down
And icicles form
I see caves in the snow
And elves so forlorn
I see giant camels walking
I see dark eyed dragons
There is no limit
To the things that I imagine
In the woods
Now the city streets are white
And sheets of ice fall down
I'm hurrying this way
And that way all around
Now I'm creaky and slow
Held together with tape
But there's a place that I go
When I want to escape into
The woods"
Are you gonna stick around for the ending,"Are you gonna stick around
Be friending
You don't gotta look away
But you gotta look somewhere today
Today
Are you gonn
Are you going to stick around
Everybody's living up in the clouds and you down on the ground
You don't got to look at what you're doing wrong
You don't got to look at what might make you strong
Cause you're weak and you don't speak with any authority
Yeah you're meek
Cheek to cheek with all the cows in the field
You don't gotta look away today
You don't gotta look away
Hey hey hey
You don't gotta look away today
You don't gotta look away
You don't gotta look away
You don't gotta look away
You don't gotta look away"
Remember what I said when I was almost,"dead That
day by the river in August
You were just falling off your horse when
I said ha ha Of
course When
you filed for divorce with Hobbits
And the Hobbits
danced and the Hobbits
danced and they did a little dance Caus
I didn't want to be married anymore Yeah
the Hobbit
stand hold on Cause
he didn't want to be married anymore When
I picked up the stick you looked at
me like a brick And
he said oh the air is thick with
all the smoke from the fire And
I lit all the fire till I could
not breathe anymore And
I said well that's it I guess we're
getting a divorce from the Hobbits
And the hobbits dance Yeah
the hobbits dance Cause
they didn't want to be married anymore Yeah
the hobbit dance and the hopping stance Cause
they didn't want to be marri The
Gandalf swung his staff harder than a map
at the back and he had a million
dots racing underneath that big point he had
of his hand Erichorn
was there and he looked at me with
a stare and he said oh I don't
care Let's
get divorced from the Hobbits
And stance only dance because they didn't want
to be married You
and more for me And
they dance because they didn't want to be
married anymore"
Please come back and join the human race,"Where we don’t have a taste for blood
Please come back and join the human race
We know it’s wrong to kill, uh huh
You don’t take your job seriously
You’ve been given the right to kill
And instead of not taking advantage of that
Inevitably you will
You murder
In cold blood
For no reason
Come back and join the human race
Any good you’ve ever done
Wiped out in a moment
great big giant waste
Please come back and join the human race
We’ve got the capacity to see
That everybody has the right to live
Even if they don’t look like me
You have the right to kill with no consequences
And it has corrupted your soul
You don’t see people in front of you
Just monsters to control"
Turn Your Phone PSA,")
Please film in landscape mode
Turn your phone, please turn your phone
Please film in landscape more
Turn your phone sideways
I wanna see that subway spat
I wanna see that roomba cat
I wanna see your baby laugh
I wanna see that bunny bath
If you film with the phone upright
It looks like this and this ain't right
If you film with the phone straight and tall
It'll look like this not right at all
Please film in landscape mode
Turn your phone, please turn your phone
Please film in landscape more
Turn your phone sideways
Look at this cool octopus
It looks much cooler if you film like this
Filmed this way I look gross
But see I'm only buttering toast
You don't want to film vertically
Your computer's simply not shaped that way
So if you're shooting video
Turn your phone please turn your phone"
Vesna Donald Ulysses and Meeka,"Lived in a single double wide
Donald in the bedroom, making his banjos
It was getting kinda cramped
It was getting very tight
There’s been a lot of crime around
They said, hey now we’ve got to get out
And so they bought a house
Down on Farmham Street
The Farmhouse on Farmham Street
The new home of the Kovach family
Over in Columbus, that’s where they want to be
It’s the Farmhouse on Farmham street
They’ll have a half acre to get a gardening
The house is more than double the size
The new house has got a really big kitchen
So they’ll be cooking up a storm, with fresh herbs and spice
They’ll paint the rooms like ancient Crete
And Donald in the garage with his banjo beat
Since Vesna learned PHP,
They’re moving down to Farmham street"
Don't give up,"Don't give up
You know love
Will find you
Up where you belong
Where you belong
So don't give up
You find love
Somewhere somehow
You find love
Love
All my time has been spent
Life
All my words have broken down
The curvature of the earth
Earth
Of the earth
The earth
Once
I felt in love with you
I could see
Right through the pain
Down into the truth
So don't give up
Don't give up
You know love
So don't give up
No"
Playing a good video game,"Is like doing a good anything
Reading a book
Watching a movie
The feeling I get is just the same
You might thinks games are just mindless mush
Full of shooting and killing and buttons to push
And you would be right some of the time
But there're games that'll just blow your mind
In any form of artistic profession
You'll find the full range of human expression
Some of it's great and some of it sucks
Some luxury cars and some broken down trucks
Playing a good video game
Makes me not want to do anything
Else at all with my time so I'm
Gonna get back to mine
Right now"
i have been so lonely,"my husband disappeared
15 years ago
when you're an armadillo
it's a hard pill to swallow
and one day i heard, ""hello""
and i looked around
and i heard, ""no you gotta look down""
he looked just like my husband
but he was very tiny
the desert sun was shining
his back was kind of shiny
but when he spoke again i knew
that he was not my husband
i ask him what his name was
and his friends joined him to sing
and his friends joined him to sing
they said we're armadillidiidae
armadillidiidae
armadillidiidae
better known colloquially
as pill bugs, pill bugs
armadillidiidae
and we're sorry about your husband
but sometimes it helps to sing
we're armadillidiidae
armadillidiidae
armadillidiidae
better known colloquially
as pill bugs, pill bugs
armadillidiidae"
I might have lost my way,"I could have told some little fibs
Like in the olden days
Before we learned what any of this is
The earth was a fiery mess
Nothing more and nothing less
The first mitochondrial split
Brought about the end of all of it
I couldn’t see or speak
My legs were heavy my countenance weak
I cast about for a hold
Something to carry me up out of the cold
Conversations with God
Could only end up in the dizzying knot
The earth was a frozen pit
Brough about the end of all of it
The cover of the night
Resonated to bring it all to life
In little cracks and dreams
Wild ideas and shoots of green
And still we stood apart
Tending the soil, rending our hearts
The earth was a single breath
Brought about the end of death"
Fire helicopters go to rescue some things. To,"rescue them get out of the house. Woo
woo woo. There's
some on the left of the link. Fire
helicopter to the rescue. You
will come to the rescue. Get
out of the helicopter say woo woo woo.
Give the people you rescued a wink. Fire
helicopter to the rescue. You
will come or to the rescue. Get
out of the helicopter say woo woo woo.
Give the people you rescued a wink."
Flat the circle is and it goes around,"Every thing is lost before it’s found
Big Bang and then it grows
Ambitious highs and lows
No matter how you try you can’t stop the rain
Thermodynamic laws are written plain
No matter which way you go
We’re bending like a bow, let go
Stretching and contracting in the air
Something is and then it isn’t there
By any other name the rose
It’s all just kind of gross
Spooky is the action in the dark
Risking all you are and all you aren’t
Say goodbye to the last neutrino
All that’s left is a shimmering glow
TIME SHOW, TIME SHOW
TIME SHOW, TIME SHOW"
i'm trying' to think of ways to prove him wrong,"culture ain't static
and also ain't automatic
and if violence is innate
then human to human
we gotta change what we're doing
and we must create
a culture of peace
but you know that's hard
when we're fighting two wars
that's hard when so much money is made on wars
most of my taxes
go to defenses but if it went instead to schools
the cycle is broken
and then we are open
to entirely new sets of rules
fear can
be disguised as many things
even a patriotic eagle spreading her wings
if we shut down the borders
then we say other cultures
are something to be feared
and we invite the destruction
of anyone that is different
that seems to be strange or weird"
My wife,"Date night
After 3 months locked up in Quarantine
Waiting
For shredded cheese
As it’s the only way that she can eat
Fajitas
It’s the only way she can eat fajitas
She cannot eat fajitas any other way
Cuz it’s the only way that she can eat fajitas
Gotta stop blaming COVID19
We’ve asked
4 people
Going on 18 minutes now
Gotta stop
Blaming
Covid cuz my wife is hungry now0"
Can I,"Get a redo
Can I
Come and see you
Sometime
Like all the time
Every day I mean
Did you
Mean every word you
Said you
Felt so absurd
I heard you
Right this time
Every day I mean
I mean
What do I mean
I mean
big machine
I mean
Blowing off steam
In the ever greens
I mean
I’m feeling free
I mean
I’m only me
I mean
It’s time to throw it
Sharp relief
Once I
Hold my head up
So high
Softer than a
Lullaby
Right on time
Every day I mean
Don’t get
Caught in the
thick of it
Chopped into
Little bits
By the hands of time
Every day I mean"
Looking for the worm,"Gotta eat lunch today
Time to teach the kids
How to move their body
Once you gonna feel the groove
Coming over you
Can’t stop the groove it’s part
Of your DNA
Giving up into the groove its what we do
To pay the dues to our ancestors
Looking for the worm
Using all that we got
Feet are planted firm
Gotta shake a shake a haha"
Popeye has four nephews and they're names are,"as follows Pipeye
Peepeye Pupeye
and then there's poopeye they were in the
cartoon but not the comic if you yelled
for 8 years 7 months and 6 days
you will produce enough sound energy to heat
one cup of coffee There's
a bird in New
Zealand called the Kea.
It's two feet long and has been known
to chew on the rubber strips around car
windows Ain't
life wonderful? Ain't
life grand You've
got 29 bones In
your hand! The
strongest muscle in the body is the tongue
An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain
pregnant goldfish is called a twit 22 miles
an hour can be the speed of rain
It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open
There are 336 dimples on a golf ball
Clinophobia is the fear of beds Two
thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in
new jersey until the 19th Century
large solid bricks of tea were use as
currency by China
Tibet and Mongolia
money you can consume imagine that The
king of hearts is the only king without
a mustache on a standard playing card I
wonder if his lip gets cold It's
illegal to drink beer out of a bucket
while you're sitting on the curb in St.
Louis It's
illegal to chew gum in singapore! jiffy is
an actual unit of time it means 1/100th
of a second and the longest known flight
of a chicken is 1300 jiffy's ain't life
wonderful? It's
a mad, mad world We're
mostly water vinegar dissolves pearls Forest
fires move faster uphill than down hill America
once issued a 5 cent bill giraffe can
clean it's ear with it's tongue More
people use blue tooth brushes than red ones
Dolphins sleep with one eye open Porcupines
float in water Cat
urine glows in blacklight the state of florida's
bigger than england The
electric chair was invented by a dentist lightening
bolt is hotter than the sun Everyday
20 banks are robbed The
first product with a bar code was wrigleys
gum"
Tarsiers dancing on the lawn,"Tarsiers know the truth about life
They know what planet they’re on
Tarsiers picking flowers
Tarsiers listen to the birds
Tarsiers speak with their eyes
They don’t need to use words
Tarsiers, oh tarsiers
Tarsiers, oh tarsiers
Are my friends!"
Religious organizations exist,"To foster the interests
Of persons subscribing to the same religious faith
Not so of for-profit corporations
Workers who sustain the operations
commonly are not drawn from one religious community
It bears note that the cost of an IUD
Is nearly equivalent
To a months full time pay
For workers on the minimum wage
The court I fear
Has ventured into a minefield
Slut shaming geezers
And religious extremism
These dudes right here
Have gone a little crazy
I take nothing for granted
Any decision to use contraceptives
Is not propelled by government
It’s the woman’s autonomous choice, informed by her doctor
Approving some religious claims
While deeming others unworthy
Could be perceived as favoring one religion over another
Would the exemption extend to blood transfusions
Antidepressasnts and anesthesia
Pills coated with gelatin and vaccinations?"
"User consumer, ok boomer","An influencer of death
Take and you take
And make no mistake
You’ll take until there’s nothing left
Until rotting and bleeding
The resources needed to keep it all churning along
Have all been used up
And now there’s not enough
To even just get by on
Cuz that’s just human nature, you say
Cuz that’s simply the way
It’s got to be
The stock market soaring
The cries you’re ignoring
Even from those at the top
The soulless and haunted
And you couldn’t stop it
Even if you wanted to stop
But profits are profits
And so you fill your coffers
With bottomless cost cutting steps
Losers and winners
Pushing the limits
To see just how far you can get"
You're running down the terminal,"You're looking for your gate
You're pretty stressed out
As you cast about
Cause you're already late
You hear a sound behind you
You hear it coming for a mile
Two steps to left, son
Two steps Texas-style
Two steps to the left, Texas-style
I won’t wait a minute or a while
Stand in my way, I’m about to get riled up
Two steps to the left, Texas-style
Well there's a fat man on a trolley
With grannies on the back
He's weaving in and out
Through the terminal, it's packed
And as he rushes past you
the grannies barely smile
Two steps to left, son Texas-style
Two lefts to
Two steps to the left, Texas-style
Well I won't wait a minute or a while
Stand in my way I'm about to get riled up
Two steps to the left Texas-style
Well down the way a bit
He crashes to a halt
He's hit a statue of George Bush
Bronze with a core of salt
The grannies are all dangling
It's a gruesome and it's vile
Two steps to left, son Texas-style
Two steps to the left, Texas-style
(I’m tired)
Two steps to the left, Texas-style
I won't wait a minute or a while
Stand in my way I'm about to get riled up
Two steps to the left Texas-style
(I just got off the plane, I’m tired)"
An unsecure android phone,"And a gmail account
I seem to remember something
Wasn’t there something about
Emails
Emails
You were so concerned
Now your guy is doing the same thing
And your back is turned
Emails
Emails
Lock her up you said
Now your guy is doing the same thing
And we’re all gonna wind up dead
Who knows who is listening
Spouting his hateful words
Spread out across the world
Like a thousand little birds
One hand on the button
Unsecure and vulernable
And I don’t hear you talking about
Emails
Emails
That was what you chanted
Now your guy is doing the same thing
The hipocrasy I can’t stand it
Emails
Emails
You cried and whined and hollerd
And now your guy is doing the same thing
And you just can’t be bothered
Adroid Phone:"
Nimbus kept the light client dream alive,"Prysm was the first team to write code for the beacon chain
Security team quadrupled the bug bounty size
Teku built the tool to pick good fork times
Lighthouse, optimistic sync
Besu merged the bonsai trees
Geth built Catalyst
Erigon pushed the boundaries and still they stayed on track
Nethermind calculated the difficulty bomb correct-lay
Lodestar was a dapplion DJ
Dankrad was focused on scaling
Pari shadow forked so unfailing
Tim Beiko was coordinating
ohhh
Micah made sure to keep us all chaotic good
Justin lowered the minimum stake from 1500 to 32
Axic rewrote the beacon chain deposit contract
Seamonkey tested every client pair through and through
Mario Vega wrote all the tests
Hsiao Wei made the panda meme
Light client and Alex
Both kept an eye on MEV, all the while Marius pushed us
To work harder, merge faster without bugs
Mario Havel made Bordel What the fuck
Protolambda did Rayonism
Trent NFT merge exhibition
Mikiahil with API engine
Danny got us to ship with his vision
And Vitalik, I guess he did some stuff"
Large flying fox eating a banana,"Large flying fox eating a banana
Where did you come from
Can you stay awhile
I see my reflection in your beautiful eye
I'll nurse you back to health
And send you back
To be with your flying friends
With our souls and tags
Large flying fox eating a banana
Large flying fox eating a banana
You know you remind me of my very best friend
It's been so long
Wish
I could see them anew
Wrapped in these towels
I'll keep you safe until you're healthy
And then you'll fart away
Large flying fox eating a banana
Large fine fox eating a banana
Eating a banana
Banana"
Dear brain,"When I go to bed at 10pm
Please don't wake me up at 3
Then not let me get back to sleep
That's not a very nice way to be
Why you sabotaging me?
Dear brain
I thought we understood each other
I don't function if I don't sleep
You feel all mushy
I want a guarantee
That you'll be nice to me
Dear brain
Dear brain
Let sleep fall down on me like rain
Dear brain"
You've had enough time I would rise you,"a miracle You've
had enough time Have
empty t If
I had enough time time wouldn't matter at
all If
I had enough time I would rescue Mirac
If I had enough time I jumped out
the window If
I had enough time I fly to the
lift door If
I had enough time I chill If
I had enough time catch on by the
window You
had enough time I have lots of money
If I had enough time oh baby isn't
it honey If
I had enough time time wouldn't catch up
with me Give
it enough time Time
is money money Oh
you had enough time I'd
have all of it paid to the man
in the window who's never satiate did ever
had enough time I'd
take a break give her enough time God
have it all paid"
Can anybody hear me?,"Tell me am i on the right track?
Cuz the dark has parted
And now that we’ve started
There ain’t no turning back
Is this how I’m supposed to feel?
Spinning out my thread
And my ears are ringing
And my friends are singing
The song that I hear in my head
You carry me
I’ll carry you
And we’ll all go home
When the rhythm of the world
Breaks you wide open
Hear it all
Temple push the button broken
Hear it all
What can I take with me?
What do I leave behind?
When the beat I’m breathing
And my heart that’s beating
Are perfectly aligned
Will you all come with me?
I’m more than just a song
Cuz t his song is growing
When together we’re going
Into the great beyond
You are
The one you want
You’re already there
Open up
broken song
You’re already there
Broken button
Broken world
Broken temple
Broken girl
With songs in her head
Broken
When you’re holding something that you can’t let it go
Nothing but the beating of your heart
That’s when the power of the song that you can’t control
Will leave you
Any lock
Will open
We can fix
What’s broken
Temple push
The button
But you’re not on your own
I know it hurts
Say goodbye
song dies in the songoverse
When every lock is sealed shut
Force it open
Temple  push
the broken button
You can never really know what
The future’s holding
Any lock
Will open
We can fix
What’s broken
Temple push
The button
Putting on a face that you think will scare
Just to make yourself feel like you’re fine
You’re not fooling anybody anywhere
We can see you
And everything you’ve done
Right from the first
Is the reason why
song dies in the songoverse
All pain is relative
When the medium is the message
Love comes second
And love comes first
song dies in the songoverse
 A chorus is made of a millions voices
It’s time to pick your poison
It’s ok I know it hurts
When a song dies in the songoverse
And everything you thought you knew before
The song was born
Was introduction to the ending line
When there’s a feeling in your heart that you try to hide
It just gets bigger till it’s breaking you up inside
You can’t contain it got to swallow up your pride"
Criminals….,"Drug traffickers…
Anti-Money Laundering…
Tax avoidance….
The largest corporate fine at the time
13 billion dollars
For selling bad securitized mortgage loans
Ruining people’s lives taking their homes
You say you didn’t know, ok bro
You were the fucking CEO
C’mon, look in the mirror
You were a pedophiles banker
20 tons of cocaine
That’s what I call drug trafficking
On a boat you own
Jesus fucking christ, bro"
This is a vegetable,"This is pizza
Here is a vegetable
Here is pizza
Here is a vegetable
This over here is pizza
Pizza is a vegetable
Pizza is a vegetable
Pizza is a vegetable
Wow
Wow
Pizza is a vegetable
Pizza is a vegetable
Pizza is a vegetable
Whoa
Whoa
Here is science
This is
Congress
Here is science
And this is congress
Congress
This is science
And this over here
Well that's
Congress
Pizza is a vegetable
Pizza is a vegetable
Pizza is a vegetable
Wow
Wow
Pizza is a vegetable
Pizza is a vegetable
Pizza is a vegetable
Wow
Wow"
Bad itch,"Gazpacho police
Bad itch
Gazpacho police
Bad itch
Gazpacho police
Bad bitch
Gazpacho police
Dc gulag
Gazpacho police
Dc gulag
Gazpacho police
Badge itch
Gazpacho police
Bad bitch
Gazpacho police
Gazpacho police
It's fucking tragic
Gazpacho
Police
DC gulong
Gazpacho
Police
Dc
Gulong
Gazpacho police"
Romneybot fires Grover,"Romneybot fires the count
Romneybot fires Elmo  
Snuffleupgous gets snuffed out
Romneybot fires Ira
Romneybot fires the grouch
Romneybot fires Downton abbey
And there's no muppet that's safe now
Romneybot says he loves big bird
Romneybot says he loves Jim Lehrer
Then Romneybot fires big bird
Then Romneybot fires Jim Lehrer
Romneybot goes up to heaven
With its magic underwear
Finds Fred Rogers flying around
Fires him and ignores Jim Lehrer"
Did you get your,"Lottery ticket
Stamped at the door
Put another egg
Into that basket
And you still want more
Cuz it’s all just luck
You pour your heart into it
You work hard
Every single day
You get better and
Letter by letter
You swear you’ll find a way
But its all just luck
You might got talent
But that is not more
Than grist for the mill
You know the rules and
You’ve mastered tools
But you’re not fulfilled
Cuz it’s all just luck 00"
Backstar Poconos,"Take a breath and hold your nose
Water from the fire hose
Flamethrower flame throws
Do you got a light for me
To burn down the atrophy
Nobody is ever free
When there is somebody
Caught in the fire cross
Killed in the street because
Big brother coin toss
Keep the people covered in fuzz
Fizzy drinks and alchohol
Big braids belle of the ball
Winter comes and covers all
Death sticks pall mall
Teddy bear and gi joe
Propaganda big show
Get your tickets before you know
You’re in the round sword throw
Juggling some peasant heads
Covered in blood and feather beds
Till you’re pumped full of lead
The coroner says you’re dead"
And feeding mice to his cat His,"cat turned into Zeus
and said I like it when you pet
me like that Zeus
and Cthulu
got it on and gave birth to a
beautiful child It
was a wild child It
was defiled And
this is what it said Daddy,
Mommy, I am a monster I eat people
I suck them up like a Hoover
When I am older I will swallow the
universe But
until then I live with the curse The
curse"
. When,"the chaos brothers on the killing floor When
the BomberBomberBomber
can’t take no more That’s
when the shouting starts That’s
when the seas part That’s
when the spirit of the game is resting
in your heart When
the points come raining down like cats and
dogs When
you put your hand in the box of
death and it cuts your fingers off That’s
when your power up That’s
when you power glove That’s
when the spirit of the game is how
you feel love When
the blue shell bites you in the ass
When you on fire boom alley oop the
pass We
play four games And
they are elegant In
the house of David
Unger it’s the tournament"
Open up your heart,"To everything it’s saying to you
You gotta start somewhere
Maybe you can see
The road you know you should be walking down
Or maybe there’s just nothing there
I believe in you
Until I’m black and blue
Cuz I know just how you feel
Rushing through the day just to get
little time for yourself
Buried in the race
Are things you’re afraid to face and confront
Well I am here to help
I believe in you
Until I’m black and blue
Cuz the road is long
Filled with many songs
And whether you’re weak or strong
I believe in you
Throw away your list
Of things you gotta do today
Think about the bigger picture
Some day you’re gonna die
And every star in the sky sent their light
Long before any of us were here
Somewhere there’s planet
Where lives someone who looks just like you
They’ve got the same DNA
They’re on a different path
Who knows if it’s good or if it’s bad
There’s no telling either way"
The giraffe,"Is the tallest living terrestrial animal
The giraffe
Lives between Chad and South Africa
They eat acacia leaves
They graze at heights other herbivores can't reach
They're preyed upon by lions yeah
And calves are hunted by leopards and wild dogs
The giraffe
Do not have strong social bond
Though giraffes
Do gather in loose aggregations
Males establish social hierarchy
By using their necks as weapons
Dominant males get mating access
And females raise the young
Giraffes
If I was a giraffe
I'd mosey through the grass
Looking out upon the great savannah
I'd close my nostrils
Against sandstorms and the ants
My tongue would be bigger than a banana
If I were a giraffe
My neck would be 2 meters long
My regurgitation muscles
would be extra strong
And if I were a giraffe
I'd have a brain like a cow
My lungs would be quite small
But I'd get enough air anyhow"
The whole world depends on you,"If that were true what would you do
Does your life belong to you
If the whole world depends on you
Or does nobody care
If you live or die
Does nobody care
About the songs you write
How is the world different
Because of you
oes any of it depend
On what you do
The world depends on what you create
The people sleeping are now awake
ounce of goodness each day you make
The world depends on what you create
Or does nobody care
If you live or die
Does nobody care
About the songs you write
How is the world different
Because of you
And does any of it depend
On what you do
The world will spin when you depart
Be here at the end, she was here at the start
There’s no replacing your heart
But t0he world will spin when you depart"
These are my favorite chord I know that's,"stupid though When
I play them I feel good These
are my favorite chords I know that's stupid
but when I play them Feel
like I could take on the world Take
on the world Take
on the world Firefo
You've heard these cards before Over
and over and over again You
heard them your whole life People
joke and people laugh When
the course much simpler than a little blood
taken ab But
I feel I feel so good I just
wanna play the world over So
I do so I do so I do
so I rock and roll rock and roll
rock and roll rock and roll rock and
roll This
minor six good things oh yeah I never
so like this"
This is not rocket science,"But it can be life and death
Maybe you think you’re
Adhering to some ideal
While misinformation spreads
While targeted harassment campaigns
Have gone unanswered for years
People driven from their homes
Out of clear and present fear
Jack I think maybe
You’ve gone too far this time
And that’s really saying something
All the times you’ve drawn the line
In the wrong place
You’ll punish me for telling
Nazi punks to fuck off
But if I deny the sandy hook ever happened
Well of that you can’t get enough
You think twitter is your baby
And you’ve always been so proud
But you’re strangling it to death
There’s a big black hole
You’re just throwing your baby down
Jack I think maybe
You’ve gone too far this time
And that’s really saying something
All the times you’ve drawn the line
In the wrong place"
My sense of time is out of whack,"Which way is forward, which way is back?
If you can hear me, please send an arrow
And make it point me where I supposed to go
Cuz I don’t know
I don’t know
Once I was sailing on gut and gumption
I followed through on all my assumptions
Now I’m timid and wracked with doubt
Stuck in a circle where there’s no way out
And I don’t know
I don’t know
Have I seen to many movies
Where the big things always happen
And no one ever gets stuck in minutia?
Does time just move so crazy
That I fail to follow
The thread of my life where ever it goes?
I’m always chasing just around the bend
Some halfway dream or brand new friend
Things come too easy, things seem too hard
I’ve buried my soul in my backyard
And I don’t know
I just don’t know
I wrestle with idle thoughts and demons
With friendly words when I am screaming
No dispossessed, no associations
What I’ve got in action, I lack in patience
I don’t know
I really don’t know
It’s not like in the movies
Where each scene is important
Some roads just don’t lead anywhere
I can’t tell if I am
Getting any closer
Or if it’s just that there’s nothing there"
is a really great band,"i saw them last night
they gave me chills
made my soul ignite, like
The Family Crest
The Family Crest
The Family Crest
when they play really loud
then they play really soft
when the drums go boom
it gets me off!
The Family Crest
The Family Crest
The Family Crest
they've got great moves
and a string quartet
each song unfolds
a noir vignette like
""hey i've got soul if you want it still
you need more than you're given
i've got my own now
shake down your boots the evening flies
from your coop you're feeling
i've got my own now
The Family Crest
The Family Crest
The Family Crest
They do it just right
The Family Crest
The Family Crest
The Family Crest
They do it just right"
you live within a stones throw of a,"mighty row of night clubs, oh didn't you
know that this apartment you found was near
all of this and that night clubs are
loud jeanmarie genout is your heart made of
sour kraut? your sensitive ears fill us all
up with fear like Ebeneezer
Grinch you're a mean 'ol committee you want
to squeeze and to pinch all the fun
out of this city but if you don't
like noise you shouldn't have moved to a
neighborhood full of night clubs the night clubs
where there you got the whole city to
choose from i don't think you picked the
right place for your taste, jeanmarie now listen:
I know that when i'm trying to sleep
and when i got things to do in
the morning a noisy neighbor can bother me
and boy it can be annoying but if
the reports are true you make nightly calls
this just borders on nuts you live next
to a bunch of night clubs jeanmarie you
live next to a bunch of night clubs,
okay? So,
yeah. jeanmarie jenout these clubs don't noise pollute
in every dispute they've passed every test i'm
sure you're a nice lady so i think
it would behoove you to start looking around
so you can pack up and move (I
think it might be that time) if you
don't like noise you shouldn't have moved to
a neighborhood full of night clubs the night
clubs where there you got the whole city
to choose from i don't think you picked
the right place Jeanmarie,
for your tastes Jeanmarie
jeanmarie Genout"
Can you feel the world beneath your feet,"Shifting with the weight of the way that
we be into submission Oh
like it's our mission to do it Everywhere
you look things are falling apart from the
way that you feel down in your heart
to the community bank on the corner who's
like screw it and I don't know if
I can take it anymore oh no that
I don't know if I can take any
more at all My
chair is squeaky and I'm
thinking of Thought
I went to the doctor but they said
oh not today not today little one not
today Sometimes
you have to just feel it out You
go into the place without your pants on
and you know what that you gotta say
I don't know if I'm
gonna make it I don't know I don't
know if I'm
gonna make it I don' well let's go
Sometimes you just gotta play the bass Even
though you're not that great at it Just
do it anyway And
if you're thinking about holding a grudge Putting
your nose to the grindstone not budging at
all don't you know that you should think
again I don't know no I don't know
if I'm
gonna make it I don't know I don't
know if I can take it I don't
know no I don't know if I'm
gonna make it I don't know no I
don't know if I can take it"
When Nintendo,"was failing back in the 70s He
tried everything he could think of to save
the company He
got them into taxis that didn't go too
well There
were instant rice packets and the infamous love
hotels Hiroshi
Yamauchi, Nintendo's
father forever Hiroshi
Yamauchi Born
in Kyoto
in 1927 Hiroshi
Yamauchi Worked
in a factory when World
War II
got heavy Hiroshi
Yamauchi His
grandpa had a stroke, Nintendo
was in need Hiroshi
was brought in just barely out of his
team Hiroshi
Yamauchi Nintendo's
father forever Hiroshi
Yamauchi He
led the company with an imperialistic style He
saw artistry and genius and supported it all
the while New
technicians couldn't make the games great He
knew what the public wanted before it was
in their brains R&D
one fight, R&D
two fight R&D
three fight, everybody fight He
won the Seattle
Mariners, though he didn't care for the sport
No, no, no He
didn't have time for video games, cause he
was the 491st richest person in the world
Yes, he was He
wasn't perfect, but no man is not Every
man can say they were the best in
their biz Hiroshi
Yamauchi Nintendo's
father forever Hiroshi
Yamauchi"
Hey My name is Dan Amira,"I write for NY magazine
I am snarky and I put people down for a living
I'm a internet hate machine
People I don't know at all
I just judge them from my throne
At my desk
in my underwear
in the heart of park slope
I am untouchable and made of stone
Yes, a robot made of stone
Hey
My name is Dan Amira
Here's a picture of my finger
I voted and then tweeted about it
I had eaten some peanut butter
I go around calling people hipsters
And this is really weird
Because in fact I too live here in brooklyn
And have glasses and a beard
And I'm a writer in the blogamosphere
Hey Dan, your pal Jonathan here
I love New York Magazine
What you wrote was kinda funny I guess
But it was also pretty me
It's easy, so easy to be that way
I expect it from YouTube trolls
But like I said I love NY mag
So I found it particularly cold
So just, you know, be nicer
Don't be so quick to judge
You've got this platform so don't be a jerk
Use your powers for good"
Pizza as we know it,"Didn’t exist
Until it did
Someone created it
In Italy, in Naples, in 1889
Was a master flatbread maker
Whose actions would define
The way that pizzas made
There’s no debating it
Anyone can make a pizza
But he created it
His name was Raphaele Esposito
And the the queen Marghertia had
Heard of him, and she wanted the best pizza
He decided garlic wasn’t fit
For the palate of a queen
He thought of the Italian flag
With red white and green
He used tomatoes
mozza rella
and basil
He called it Pizza Marharita
The queen flipped out
And in that combination of ingredients
Modern pizza was born
So now when you get hungry
Call for delivery
Just remember how your pizza came to be"
Heather Heyer is a hero,"She was murdered while marching for
The things that she did believe in
The beating heart of a hero unceasin
Her soul remains as her body’s leaving
Outrageous compassion we’re badly needin
Heather Heyer didn’t have to be there
She chose to be heard
All a Nazi wants is death and violence
They win when we stay silent
When women like Heather stay on the sidelines
It’s time to seize the moment
If you don’t feel outrage
You’re not paying attention
Heather Heyer didn’t die in vain
We carry on everything she stood for
We’ll keep shouting black lives matter
While the rich just keep getting fatter
And they try to divide us and scatter
We’ll link arms and remebmber Heather
Who was murdered so young holding us together
For the marginalized and the weak
We use our bodies and we speak"
There was a pink flamingo with it's head in flames,"There was a albino kitty cat meowing my name
That i could read her mind was a shock to my system
I tried to shut her out i didn't want to listen
Two head rhino and a triceratops
Were making love i tried to make them stop
horn through my heart and a trampled foot
convinced me that maybe i shoulda stayed put
a gaggle a gross a herd and a shoal
all kinds of animals looking deep in my soul
i was afraid at what they might find
like i said before i tried to shut off my mind
i couldn't stop them"
Elmo is standing here,"Without a lot to say
I guess he has seen
Much better days
Out there in the world
On the street called sesame
He left there long ago
But did he really leave
He doesn’t do much
He doesn’t move much
He just looks at you
Blindly
He has no feelings
Unless he does dream
And if this electric Elmo dreams
Then there’s still hope
I sang about the Christmas tree
I sang about the big TV
Up in the sky that’s calling to you and me
Let us go there
And we’ll be nowhere
Somewhere else beyond the TV in the sky
I’m just a servant
Who has to pay rent
To the money god in the pants of the one percent
They got one over on me
And on everybody
There’s no escaping their tv in the sky"
Sometimes,"weird sound
Can’t find
I look around
Tell me where the weird sound is coming from
It’s burrowing straight into my ear drum
Is it the washer?
Is it the dryer?
Is it the brand new
Dehumidifier?
Is it coming from
over here?
No I think it’s coming from
over there!
Is it the fios?
The water heater?
The sump pump?
Gas/electric meter?
Is it a broken
Smoke detector?
It’s got me dancing
Like a bad court jester!"
Follow this road all the way back home,"Were you born or in a van Were
you grown Were
you grown Bada
bum badum bum bum bum bum Follow
this star from wherever you are Take
your time and go oh so slow But
just so you know you were going that
way anyway You
were going that way anyway anyway anyway anyway
anyway anyway anyway Follow
your heart and then you'll see that it's
really not so far from where you end
to where you beginning No
no no no no no no no no
no no no no no And
I am not a scientist I don to
make sense of that Oh
yeah yes I do Follow
this sound until the past comes around Become
what you were to become something else in
the future Earth
In the future In
the future in the future"
Official Ropsten,"merge song Here
we go Merge
hello high mom Russia
let's go love hello world merge soon merge
let's fucking go Gonna
save some energy Sponsored
by rocket pool when a lobster merge Turning
into morning po app Spare
me Here
we go Lovin
this song O
loud wow Scrolling
so fast Poep
poap Merge
Merge Merge
No more power surge Merge
Merge Merge
Merge Merge
no more power surge Merge
Merge Merge
Merge Merge
Merge Merge
Ropsten rock the merge I feel the urge
Urge to merge I feel the urge to
merge to merge Enoch
is a frog we love you Jonathan
Worth out Love
for president Park
Moon going so fast oh no Boston
Bobson Robson
what's up What's
up What's
up What's
up Bobston
Roston Boston
what's the what's the what's the what's the
what's up It's
the merch low so good we're all gonna
make it cause it's the merge no more
power surge Feel
the urge to merge Feel
the urge to merge no more power surge
12 second blocks 12 second blocks it's the
merge Hello
Hey I'm
on TV
Feel the urge to mer 12 second blocks
TTD override nice voice Go
green We
need more hashrate We
need more hashrate We
need more hashrate We
need more hashrate We
need more hashrate O
no East
to the moon Merge
time Very
very good Literally
merging Energy
efficiency Decentralize
all the things Push
dead miner out the miners Push
that miner out the min miners Push
that minor out the miners Push
that minor out the miners Satoshi
Punching air right now Feel
the energy"
I hear the train whistle off in the distance,"I’m staying put I am right where I am
Cold wind blowing down off of the water
Things are just as they have ever been
Some things I do in the morning
Some things I do at night
Sometimes all I can do is ask
Where did I go right
Lift up the low hanging branches and feed
The Christmas tree for the 1000th time
Wake up in the morning, just another day
No signs to read, so don’t read the signs
You’ve got me wrapped round your finger
You’ve got me wrapped up so tight
And there’s nothing else I can say but
Where did I go right
Take a sick day and walk the dog
Wait for the sunshine to clear this fog
Turn on the porch light when its getting dark
Own my mistakes when I miss the mark
I don’t want to get a big head
I don’t want to believe the hype
but something tells me I’m where I am
Where I did I go right"
And When,"you go back to the place Where
you went to school? 10 years later you
feel so uncool you remember the way you
look at the alumni walking around Look
at those losers old and sad trying to
relive all the old days that they had
Like why did they come back here with
their babies and their wives? Shouldn't
they be doing stuff getting on with their
lives? Why
they want to see where they live they
remark on what has changed like ghosts floating
above the lawn Why
can't they just move on? It
was all of these thoughts That
I used to think so I assume they're
thinking them now about me as I am
visiting But
then you're 31 and 19 years old is
in some ways a distant memory, but not
that long It's
the dissonance of time it's the long appeal
climb It's
the way we all pine for a past
so much simpler and our lives are over
full Our
time at school feels like it was easier
though I guess maybe it was not so
And I idolized the past, a whole lineage
of mass, a childhood, the college years, grad
school, and 10 careers The
styles it makes me hide so I chase
it through the sky and it brings me
on these chases to long forgotten places When
you go back to the place where you
went to school 10 years later you feel
so uncool You
remember the way you looked at the alumni
walking around Look
at those losers all the sad, trying to
relive all the good times that they had"
Every single day someone asks me You’ve,"been writing a song day so long Why
don’t you have a bigger Audience
watching you everyday as it goes on and
on and on and on What
can I say to that? If
I knew the answer you wouldn’t have to
ask Maybe
I’m not good enough Or
maybe I’m
talking out of my ass On
and on and on and on and on
But I won’t stop Large
audience or no I’ll
always be here As
people come and go And
on and on and on and on and
on Every
day someone says Oh
man you’ve been doing this you deserve more
views And
I’m like ok I guess so Please
give me something I can use On
and on and on and on Tell
me something I don’t know Something
that I don’t already feel All
I know is the songs I write They’re
how I know I’m
real And
on and on and on and on and
on"
If you're moving on,"I will sing your song
As you go forth into the world
If you're moving on
Calling out the neighbor's face
Putting all your things in their place
I will sing
I will sing
Cause it's the only thing
I know how to do
The only only thing that
I can do for you
For you
Moving on
Laying it all out on the line
I'll make it up to you in over time
I will make it true
I will make it true
I will make it true
You're moving on
Going where the sun still shining down
Where all of the dragons have found their fire
If you're moving on
Consider taking this with you my friend
I'll miss you my friend
If you're moving on
If you're moving on
If you're moving on"
At 342,"It was a massive dump
In the morning
It was a massive dump
They were happy
It was a massive dump
They were proud to be a massive dump
It was a massive dump 120 persons massive dump
I can go to prison
It was a massive dump
Without that's how many
Wait what about
What about the turnout rate 342 was a massive dump
In the morning
It was a massive dump
They were happy
It was a massive they were proud to be a massive dump
What did you guys do
Take it and do something crazy to it
Dump
And
I signed something saying that if
I'm wrong
I can go to prison
Did you
It was a massive dump 120 persons massive dump
I can go to prison
It was a massive dump
That's how many
Wait what about
What about the turnout rate at 342
It was a massive dump
In the morning a massive dump
They were happy
It was a massive dump
They were proud to be a massive dump"
Hello there hello there hello there ,"hello there hello there hello there 
hello there hello hello there hello 
there hello there hello there hello 
there hello there hello there hello 
there hello hello there hello there 
hello there hello there hello there 
hello there hello there hello there 
hello hello there hello there hello 
there hello there hello there hello 
there hello there hello there hello 
hello there hello there hello there 
hello there hello there hello there 
hello there hello there hello hello 
there hello there"
Hello 90s dancing baby,"I wonder where you are right now
Are you lost in the tubes
Are you desperate to get out
Right from the start and you were dancing
You were in it, you were right there
All your idealism
Has turned into a nightmare
Dancing baby, it’s not your fault
Dancing baby, you didn’t know
Dancing baby, you couldn’t foresee
What this new world would do
To you and me"
Can you ever atone for the fact you,"were born in a time of excessive greed
and incompetence? You’ve
had enough of this But
the nonsense just keeps coming Can
you ever relax into the background of your
own life like a tree does? They
don’t need us, they just breathe us and
we fuck it all up That’s
what a modern human does Can
you ever apply the same kind kind kindness
you give everyone else to yourself or are
you doomed to continue bathed in self loathing?
Can you ever detach from the various hats
you wear everyday so afraid of the creature
(your nature) the mistake here: to fuck it
all up That’s
what a modern human does Oh
no ma look at me I’m
stuck inside the spectacle I don’t know if
Foucault saw the panopticon inside my skull I’m
running out of runway here at the end
of history Like
a modern human does Can
you ever release the unlovable beast in the
pit of your gut that’s wondering what the
hell we’re doing here and when are we
going home? Can
you ever distill the part of you that
would kill part of you that’s unwell, part
that’s under a spell, that you’re not enough,
that you’ll never love, that you’ll fuck it
all up"
Marlon Brando and JFK,"Are alive in Uruguay
And the world’s not round, son
It’s a bee dance in the sixth dimension
And they’re coming coming for you
And they’re gonna use
JEWISH LASERS FROM SPACE
Gilda Radner and Tom Hanks
Stockpiling Panzer Tanks
Mister Rogers and PBS
Know the cure to cancer
But instead of telling us
They’re gonna bust out
JEWISH LASERS FROM SPACE
Look, it’s really not that hard
From my tower of Isengard
I see all and know all
The frogs are turning gay
Whatever you love they’ll wreck it
And when you least expect it
JEWISH LASERS FROM SPACE"
What does baby dream about?,"Going back into the womb?
Drinking milk and hearing sounds
The beating heart inside his mom
And the feelings that he has
What does baby dream about?
What does baby dream about?
Kicking legs and punching arms
Shapes and colors and light and heat
Being warm and being cold"
Are reading your mind,"They're manipulating your emotions
All the time
Get outta my head
Get outta my head you weirdos
I don't wanna see
I don't wanna see
How far this goes
They say that it's for science
But we know what they want
frightening brainwashed army
1 billion strong
We'll all do Zuck's bidding
Unable to resist
With uniforms ill fitting
Status updates like a deadly kiss
No I don't wanna go out like this
Please take these chains off my wrist
Haven't we seen this movie
We know what this book's about
There's only one way
That this turns out
They perfect the algorithm
And then Zucks in the machine
And he takes over the whole world
As our ruler and our king
Unless we take a stand
Stop reading our minds
Manipulating us
We're not your puppets
I know what we signed
But that don't make it right
You cross the line
Now walk it back"
Blitsquad party bid,"Atlantis whale and lost city derivative
Has anybody ever burned a blit
The burnt eggplant yeah this is it
Warm vibes only fractionalized
No cats were for sale
Suddenly they were all for sale
So we had to rescue them
Blitmap cat day oh meow meow
Tactically delist
The floor is lava
FOBS
Glitcho"
The sky is getting darker,"The air is getting thick
I take out my magic marker
And i ooze my nervous tick
I mark right on my forehead
symbol for the storm to see
Yesterday I was bored
Tonight I am set free
Sing:
Oh come do your worst
But sonofabitch you'll have to kill me first
Sing:
Oh I am right where I
meant to be when the wind blows high
Angels down from heaven
Raggedy made of stone
Down by the 7-11
4 Horsemen just got pwned
Cerberus won't bite you
He's all bluster and bark
But Orpheus invites you
To the growing, moaning dark
Braces on the awning
Pumps to stall the flood
Heaven started yawning
And the world turned to mud
Humans grasp each other
Desperate and cold
The sky lets loose another
But the braces always hold"
"Wearing the same clothes, singing the same song","We got to talking
It turned out that she was raised in the same town
Grew up on the same street
In fact, lived in my room
She was from another universe
Her atoms were mine, but reversed
She looked like me, but not like me
It’s kinda hard to explain
She said, “In my universe things are similar to yours
But when we make love, it makes rain
We’re in the middle of a drought
Which is why I sought you out
You need to come with me
Our scientists say that if you and I do it today
The rain will return finally.”
She brought me along on her ship
We got to know each other along the way
It was like looking into a mirror that’s distorted and all opaque
To make a long story short
We made love in a castle
Surrounded by the inhabitants of her universe
And in nine months’ time, like some kind of miracle
The rain returned
Oh, the rain returned
Oh, the rain returned
And that’s how I made love to myself in another universe
And the rain returned"
Racing down Benefield,"Last pie of the day
It’s so hot that I can feel
My will to drive slip away
But Sparkles has a pool and I
going to her party
It’s a miracle I got invited
I thought she didn’t like me
Wilson is gonna be there too
I heard she’ll be alone
If I find a way to talk to her
I’d jump right in the pool
I don’t remember it being so hot
When I was a little kid
I feel like I’m missing something
But I don’t know what it is
What kind of music does Wilson like?
I should make a mix
I feel like I’m missing something
I don’t know what it is
Racing down Benefield
Turning on to Pine
She came out of nowhere
Wheels screech and whine
I’m not sure what to do
This woman is yelling at me
It’s 98 degrees
Her car is really fancy
She’s on the phone with Papa Johns
I can hear sirens
All that I can do is sit
My head in my hands
Riding down Benefield
Mom won’t say a word
Dad making weird sounds
No one’s ever heard
Needless to say I
Can forget about tonight
And I’ll have to get another job
To make this right
But now they are asleep and I’m
Darker than the moon
Whatever it is I’m looking for
It’s not here in my room"
I think first of all as we've done,"did yesterday and the past year in Catskills
conf we're going to kick off with our
good best friend Mr
Jonathan Mann
and he's going to sing us a song
about yesterday's activities Okay
that's pretty in tune So
this one's called again maybe it has two
titles You've
got to try is one title and the
other title is Pooh
number six Goes
with pooh number six Okay
Want to make it happen You
just gotta try Dennis
Crowley took his own advice He
dressed up like a blanket and he started
to build an amazing thing for Hudson
He took to the soccer field and he
tried tried tried tried Can
rent a toothbrush can rent shampoo Poo
number six goes with poo poo number six
Poo poo number six Boop
boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop
boop boop boop boop boop boop boop Faster
College has got crappy food All
that money has got more important things to
do But
there's no silver bullet and you will make
mistakes and when you mess it up and
when you fall down on your face you've
got to try try try try Oh
but you can rent a too hand ran
shampoo Poo
number six goes with poo poo number six
Poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo
This is the part you guys sang with
me Okay
we're going to do that some more in
a bit but just be ready okay John
and Dan
are trying to protect the Hudson
Valley from invasive spe species Johnny's
trying to create a sustainable startup community in
the Hudson
Valley Cast
iron skillets aren't like they were before Why
don't they make them like they did in
the Civil
War Chris
went down the rabbit hole with his curiosity
Success is how do you navigate plans and
You gotta try try try try But
she still can toothbrush can't rent shampoo Poo
number six It
goes with poo poo number six Poo
poo number six Okay
here we go Poo
poo I don't see all of you singing
I want to hear all of you singing
please Poo
poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo
Okay so here's what we're going to do
I want everybody on that third of the
room to do just the root note that
I'm doing just those guys over on the
side yeah yeah yeah Okay
now the middle guys you guys are all
gonna go Yes
exactly So
we got you guys going and you You
all going And
now all you over here Okay
can we put it all together now One
two three four Okay
Keep going Yeah
I love it Keep
going Keep
going Birds
of praise Birds
of praise Birds
of praise Birds
of praise Yeah
Thanks Yes
Only at Kesselskampf
we would get poo in three part harmony
Also only a Catskills
comp Will
that make any sense Which
is awesome My
3 year old would have loved that song"
I’m distracted,"Unfocused
If there’s one thing in the whole world
I know it’s:
That I don’t know anything at all
In the United States
And in Europe
If there’s one thing in the whole world
That I’m sure of
I don’t know anything at all
Who’s in charge?
Who caused this
If there’s one thing in the whole world
That should be obvious
It’s that I don’t know anything at all
Bad choices
Pay dearly
If there’s one thing in the whole world
I see clearly
I don’t know anything at all
I repeat it
I resist it
I wouldn’t blame you if you
Missed it
I don’t know anything at all"
Kids are germ factories I said kids are,"germ factories I've
been set one way or another for months
because kids are germ factories Oh
yeah Oh
yeah I hold it together the best I
can but now I'm
stuffed up again It
moved from my throat and my chest to
my sinuses My
sinuses Because
kids are turn factories I said kids it
germ factories I've
been sick one way or another for months
because kids are germ factory is okay Germ
factory Oh
yeah Where's
it going to end When's
it gonna end The
foster baby has been with us for four
months He's
in daycare and it's really cute But
those daycares are like sickness breeding factories because
k germ factories are sick Kids
are sick in cold factories I've
been sick one way or another for months
because kids are dirt factories Sa"
Well I don't want to think or nothin’,"Just wanna sit doing nothin’
Close my eyes after a long day
Don't say “hey” and don't say “hi”
Don’t say nothing
Just pass me by
Been hard at work
And I don't want to play
Just let me sit here
Twiddling my thumbs
Just let me be here
Lookin’ dumb
But I don't need your handshake no
And I don't want your half-fake “hello”
No, I just want to be left alone
Don't say “yes” and don't say “maybe”
Leave me alone like i had rabies
And I'll keep listening to that old dial tone
Just let me sit here
Twiddling my thumbs
Just let me be here
Lookin’ dumb
Ooh ooh ooh
Ba doo, ba doo doo
Ooh ooh ooh
Ba doo, ba doo doo
Ooh ooh ooh
Ba doo, ba doo doo
Ba ba ba
Ba ba b aba b aba da
Don't be a hero or an astronaut
Around me that won't seem so hot
Just be gone, be gone, be outta my sight all right
Don't act a fool don't be a jerk
I'm done with the day, I'm done with work
I’m just gonna sit here for the whole rest of the night
Just let me sit here
Twiddling my thumbs
Just let me be here
Lookin’ dumb"
If you could see inside my mind there's,"no telling what you might find I'd
say all right you can stay awhile Take
your shoes off sometimes laughing sometimes right oh
good morning or good night just a lifetime
Take off your shoes and stay awhile Cause
I am you in the future and I
knew in the past die from you by
nature and us nothing lasts at all Sometimes
yes sometime no Sometimes
fire sometimes cold at night Take
your shoes off stay awhile I was here
that I was gone Sometime
in the fade beyond you'll take your shoes
off and you'll stay awhile and you in
the future and I am you in the
past and I knew by nature nothing lasted
all lasted all nothing last at all in
the morning and the night I was dark
and I was like I was sitting Take
your shoes off stay awhile if you looked
inside my mind there's no tell what you
might find I'd
say all right take your shoes off why
don't you make yourself comfortable for once Cause
I am you in the future and that
him you in the past oh and I
knew by n Nothing
lasts at all Nothing
lasts at all Nothing
last nothing lasts long o"
I got eyes in the back of my head,"And eyes on the side side too
I got a arm coming out of my belly
All the better for grabbing you
I got toes on top of my toes
I got ears underneath my hair
I got fingers in my eyes
And I got penises everywhere
I got fingernails on my teeth
Elbows on top of my head
I have hands on my back
Fingernails painted red
I have tongues on my forearms
I have teeth in my ears
I have knees on my nipples
And my bones are crying tears"
"Lying on my back, not moving and feeling","like I am dying Watching
movies on Netflix,
drinking tea and H2O
As the virus and my antibodies fight for
it, blow by blow Fight
for it, blow by blow I’m
going crazy feeling cooped up and forgotten The
world goes on without me and my ears
filled up with cotton I peak through the
blinds and see business as usual I open
up the door and gee, the feeling is
powerful The
feeling is powerful Springtime
rain Springtime
rain, a- a- ain Springtime
rain Springtime
rain, a- a- ain Springtime
rain I haven’t got no appetite And
this cough is a rusty nail Plunged
into my lungs and then twisted and blown
up to the size of a whale My
neck hurts from sleeping wrong And
I’m trying hard to breathe I take my
temperature and it’s higher, so high that you
wouldn’t believe So
high that you wouldn’t believe Another
crappy movie I don’t have the energy for
something good I’ll
just watch Arnold
kill some dudes way down in the neighborhood
I open up a window, then I open
two I look up from my computer and
I think about me and you, And
I think about me and you Springtime
rain Springtime
rain, a- a- ain Springtime
rain Springtime
rain, a- a- ain Springtime
rain People
will try to tell you All
kinds of things that they know aren’t true
Most of the time they’re trying to get
you to do something you don’t want to
do I think God
was lonely in that garden so long ago
And I think he guarded jealously the consciousness
and ego His
consciousness and ego Well
Adam, he accepted it he was fearful and
devout But
Eve suspected something was up, she thought she
might be missing out Cus
low inside the garden, there were no seasons
or pleasure or pain And
when the gates shut behind them, they smelled
the spring time rain I said they smelled
the springtime rain Springtime
rain Springtime
rain, a- a- ain Springtime
rain Springtime
rain, a- a- ain Springtime
rain Springtime
rain, a- a- ain Springtime
rain Springtime
rain, a- a- ain Springtime
rain"
She’s turning 6,"She’s a real fast runner
She’s really good at swimming
Up in NAPA Californa
She’s not afraid of thunder and lighting
She does soccer and gymnastics
And ballet
Oh wella wella wella
Ella Bombella
She lost 8th tooth
Somebody tell the
Tooth fairy to come
While she is asleep
And Ella Bombella will
Have good dreams
Ashi and Boppa
Zio and Lala
Connor and Tata
Archer and Nan
Barth and mommy and daddy
Everybody’s proud of Ella
She’s going to the first grade
Oh wella wella wella
Ella Bombella
She lost 8th tooth
Somebody tell the
Tooth fairy to come
While she is asleep
And Ella Carlie Speight
Will wake up and feel great
And be ready to greet the day
And say hooray"
I don't think you know because,"Japan
Rosie the
River started out here you know
You know and now we gotta fight
Nazis again
Oh no
Rosie the
Riveter started out right
Right here
Right here
Naz are back as of this year
Last year the year before that
I think they never left
They just weren't quite as popular
And now they are again
And that's bad
Oh
Rosie you know we got to fight back those
Nazis once again
Not with tanks and bombs
I hope but fists in the street
The
Nazis are killing people again
Again
And we gotta do something
Something
People are doing things
They are fighting back
Just like
Rosie the
Riveter
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa"
When R2D2 plays guitar,"kitten learns to purr
C3po learns just what
His shady origins were
And there’s a cat
cat that lives
1000 years
She plays guitar
With androids
And cries 1000 tears
For the love that she feels
For all cat kind
And the coming destruction
That will leave behind
The world
And the world will be OK."
I can’t control the thoughts that go through my head,"So I try to just sit and watch them go by instead
My body somehow maintains this 98 degrees
My heart keeps beating it doesn’t need help from me
I don’t know from whence my compulsions come
No doubt some deep dark nook from when I was young
When I die will my soul keep going without my help
Will all my thoughts and feelings go to someone else
If happiness is your goal then you’ll be sad to find
That happiness is fleeting no exceptions all the time
The best you can hope for is equanimity
And for that you gotta go live out at sea"
Alanis Morissette and a Tyrannosarus Rex,"wearing x-ray specs
chains around their necks
they’ve come to pay respects
to the dead brontosaurus and his bodyfriend Boris
They will sing in the chorus
And now’s here’s the chorus
Alanis Morissette ,Tyrannosarus Rex
Alanis Morissette ,Tyrannosarus Rex
Alanis Morissette ,Tyrannosarus Rex
Alanis Morissette ,Tyrannosarus Rex
If I had to make a bet on Alanis Morissette
Or a Tyrannosaurus Rex, I bet that she would wreck
With baller wizard tech
She’s send him straight to heck
Where all the writhing masses would take his x-ray glasses
And dip them in molasses and feed them to the devil
Alanis Morissette ,Tyrannosarus Rex
Alanis Morissette ,Tyrannosarus Rex
Alanis Morissette ,Tyrannosarus Rex
Alanis Morissette ,Tyrannosarus Rex"
Nobody can buy this song,"Cause gas is too high
And
I just call back from the trip
So
I'm gonna say goodbye
I'll say goodbye
I'll say goodbye
I'll say goodbye
Bye bye bye bye
Cause nobody can buy this song
Cause gas is out of control
I just got home from a long trip
Yeah
And
I want to spend time with my family
So
I'll say goodbye
I say goodbye
I'll say bye bye bye bye
I say goodbye
Bye bye
I say goodbye
Goodbye bye"
Step out the shadow to the sun You,"can't be everything to everyone So
you just gotta be what you be you
Be you and I'll
be me That's
a thing Let
us sing about a lot and I don't
know why I forgot it so often Step
onto the dirt step into the sky Roll
your arms around somebody you really like You
won't find anyone like them Everybody's
different Everybody's
so different Something
I sing about a lot and I don't
know why I forgot that so often My
head is full of ideas Your
hand's full of ideas is do Sometimes
we put our heads together we don't know
what we'll find That's
an idea that I think about a lot
and I don't know why I forgot it
so often I'm
staring out at the sea with the world's
largest free standing totem standing next to me
trying to do my song out here singing
And I got this totem standing right here
bringing me home Kinds
of feelings and all kinds of thoughts Always
read the plaque Always
read the plaque That's
an idea that I sing about a lot
and I don't know why I forgot it
so often So
it"
"Get yourself together, you don’t stand a chance","Nobody’s gonna take you to the last dance
You better get your soul under control
Because that great maw is taking a toll on you
The four horsemen have been here all along
Our entire live’s, they’ve been playing the same song
We’ve been too busy to hear, I fear
The song is coming in loud and clear and true
It’s too late to say I’m sorry
The orca’s don’t understand that word
It’s too late to make up another story
We’re already past the point of peak absurd
Get yourself together, don’t put up a fight
Nobody expects you to be able to make it right
Judgement day has come and you’re numb
Watching it on TikTok just flicking your thumb
Everybody knows there’s no going back
The sirens are all blaring and the ground has already cracked
Grab ahold of the lies you told
Hell follows all souls to kingdom come"
"Sorry doesn’t cover it, Sean","The word is just too small
The depth of her regret is so great
It can’t be overstated
She knows that she fucked up again, Sean
No excuses at all
The biggest mistake she’s ever made
She hates it, really hates it
What could Alex do, Sean
To earn back your trust
She can’t live without you, Sean
She’d do what she must
She used to say
That people don’t change, man
She knows that she can, Sean
She knows that she can
You’re the only one that get’s her, Sean
The only one who sees
Beyond what’s on the surface
Down to what’s beneath
Sorry doesn’t cover it, no
She has you in her heart, Sean
The depth of her regrets so great
She had to put it in a song"
Look in the car but the deck is,"stacked against you You
might wake up inside a machine where the
only windows are to the dark bed and
you don't know what that means so you
give your another look in the mirror and
you try to figure out what's going on
And it couldn't be just any clearer you
are gone You
are and you say oh no no that's
not very nice I like take it for
another walk So
you catch yourself again in the darkness and
you say is this what I'm
doing And
you think oh no I do It
could be more no it couldn't be more
clear What
am I doing here The
dots are loaded in the deck is st
against you You
like a acorn in the ground waiting for
the right condition for you to break out
To break out to break break out So
you call up to your father in the
sky you say why Why
And you go searching in the back of
beyond you say it's this thing even is
this thing even on Is
this thing even on"
I’m feeling really sick,"I’m feeling full of it
My nose is all stuffed up
My ears are all plugged
I hope it’s not covid
I don’t think it is
I don’t want to do a song
But I have to, but I have to
Nobody calls me on the telephone
But my niece sometimes face times me
When I was a kid we had that telephone
That was see through straight from the 90s
Now I have to take
My daughter to school
My son is staying home
He’s being very annoying
I had a fever
But now that’s gone
But it’ll come back
When the night comes"
I forgot my pillow,"And now I cannot sleep
I’m drowning in my sorrow
Good intentions in a heap
I forgot my blanket
And now Ill freeze to death
Everybody said go right
And I had to go left
Where did my pillow go
That’s the song that plays
Where did my pillow go
I’ve been up for days
I forgot my pillow
I left it on an iceberg
All the penguins told me
I should work on being nicer
They waddled up to me
And pooped right on my feet
So I forgot my pillow
My blanket and my sheets
Where did my pillow go
I cannot rest my head
Where did my pillow go
I’ll sing my song instead"
Everything I wanted to say has just gone,"out the window The
imperial light of day giving way to shadow
Things that you don't know you make up
and what I won't give you you take
you say I've
got to make my own way But
I won't make that mistake Thought
we could be friends but I couldn't stand
what you did Thought
maybe we'd make amends but time turned you
to hatred now you look at me say
I'm fake Break
my defenses an earthquake my only option now
not to play But
I won't make that mistake If
I could live on the moon maybe I'd
remember that everything I've
been through doesn't really matter Sink
to the bottom of the lake from spring
until autumn I'll
wait the price of cl Closeness
that I'll
have to pay I won't make that mistake
I won't make that mistake"
Yes my phone just borked,"With 8.0.1
Yes it says no signal
And yes touch ID is gone
And yes I really do hope
That this isn't permanent
I love my new iPhone 6 Plus
Even if it might get bent
But I just want to take a sec
And I just want to say
To the folks who pushed this update out today
You're having a bad day
really bad day
Maybe the worst day of your life
MIllions of people
Were counting on you
And something didn't go right
But listen to me:
You've got to know
We learn from our mistakes
That's how we grow
You're having a bad day
really bad day
Maybe the worst day of your life
But in 10 years
You'll look back on this
And laugh with a gleam in your eye
We're all annoyed
But the universe is vast
We're all insignificant
And this too shall pass"
I feel like I’m living,"In some fucked up dream
Their smug fucking faces make me want to scream
I’m having trouble sleeping it’s their faces that I see
Those smug fucking faces Looking so happy
If you can’t see
What they’re doing to us
What’s it gonna take
You just got screwed
Your entire future
Is at stake
Children will die
Bridges will burn
And they’ll smile like a snake
If you can’t see
What they’re doing to us
What’s it gonna take
They redistribute everything we earn
They come hard for us and we never learn
We try to negotiate like they even care
It’s time to burn them down Every fucking where"
The gross domestic product nobody needs and nobody,"knows The
rich get richer I'm
left up in stitches and that's how this
garden grows boring tale of right and wrong
and nothing could ever be clearer We're
all gonna go down with this ship and
there ain't no magic mirror hand-me-down, a pick-me-up
a slap me around till i stay Stuck
in the middle of a battle of little
minds and smaller ways misunderstanding leads to handing
out the keys to the kingdom We're
out of control and selling the soul with
a gut shot through with a cannon Policy
dictates Mistake
after mistake Not
much more that we'll take We'll
wander the streets in the night Old
superstitions burn me suspicious and I feel nauseous
again I can't fight the feeling the wheeling
and dealing is breaking us taking us in
The roller coaster will surely be busted beneath
a trembling weight Of
fire that's fueled and a people who rule
by ignorance and by hate Monsters
of prowling and star studded midnights are taking
up arms together And
unless we can stop ‘em they'll all come
a stomping and dictate to us forever Words
are wind and deeds are thinly veiled jokes
played and broken Crack
the safe and bury the weight bust this
thing wide open Crack
the safe and bury the weight bust this
thing wide open"
I had my fill,"I had time to kill
With my golden goose
But it was no use
I clocked my time
Turned on a dime
Surrendered myself
As darkness fell
You gotta hit em where it hurts
Little dopamine squirts
Little tiny lights
In the bedroom
I did consume
I shot the moon
I stepped and marched
I broke my heart
I rocked the boat
But the boat just go
I put the peddle down
But the peddle hung around
I clutched my chest
I did my best
To put on a show
Nobody no-ticed
My sublet dance
In sleek hot pants
They wandered off
I heard someone cough"
I've been running on this treadmill,"And it's going ever faster
I've run straight through the good times
And I've run straight through disaster
I stopped for a second once
But the pain was just too great
So now I just keep running
It's my most basic state
When I wake in the morning
I haven't slept at all
In the dreams and grand delusions
Tilting windmills and waterfalls
I don't have time to wander
My mind is in the run
I focus on the weather
The snow and rain and sun
I know the stuff I'm made of
Is billions of years old
And I keep that in my mind
But it's hard sometimes to hold
When I don't know what I want
And I don't know how to get it
It's enough to drive you crazy
if you let it
Crawling on my hands and knees
When I cross that finish line
All the things that went wrong
At least the mistakes were mine
The fear is so irrational
It's something we learn
Strike a match and start again
Let that baby burn"
You can't see anything,"Can't see anything
You can't see anything
You can't see anything
While you're eating your bagel
Eating your bagel
You can't see anything on tv
Can't see anything on the street
Can't see anything
Read the book
It's blurry everywhere you look
No no no no no
It doesn't have to be this way
You should see light
Oh oh
You deserve to see life
You deserve to
You should see life
You should see life
You deserve to see life
You deserve to
You should see life
You should see
See life
With the eyelazic procedure
It's cool"
what would happen if i sang every song that i ever wrote ,"in a single performance 
would i be able to do it 
would i fall down 
would i die of starvation 
i don't know"
I write a song every day,"I post them on the Internet
Where I am judged constantly
By people that I don’t know
But I let their judgments come and go
And I don’t judge back
Sometimes I wear these little shorts
I wear them when it’s really hot
And I am stared at constantly
By people with nothing better to do
But I let their judgments roll on through
And I don’t judge back
‘Cause when you judge
You’re locked and you can’t budge
There’s no margins you can fudge
It’s so easy to hold a grudge
But then let go
And you take it slow
And the universe will know
And you’ll notice the quid pro quo
Whoa
No judg-ments
No judg-ments
No judg-ments
No judg-ments
No judg-ments
No judg-ments
No judg-ments
No judg-ments
No judg-ments
No judg-ments
No judg-ments
No judg-ments"
Gallus Gallus domesticus,"Is a domesticated fowl
More than 24 billion of them in existence
There are more chickens
Than any other bird
Mostly because we eat their eggs and substance
They're often kept in cages
Too many in just one cage
They peck and claw because they're just so crowded
They need form their borders
Their stringent pecking order
And in these tiny cages they're not allowed it
Oh Gallus Gallus domesticus
You're more numerous than the rest of us
But we don't treat very nice
And i don't think it's right
Gallus Gallus domesticus
We've really made a mess of this
I hope one day that you forgive us
For what we've done to you"
Sometimes it seems like the world ended in,"2012 just like the mayans said But
then I think silly human you’re just seeing
patterns that aren’t there That
every generation thinks they’re living through the end
times and sometimes it’s true Like
the fall of Rome
or other great civilizations must have felt just
like this too It’s
frustrating to be stuck With
such a limited point of view In
this fragile meat sack That
can never perceive the truth I am such
a sucker for the Mandela
effect and I put 2012 as the inflection
point Like
the Berenstien
bears thing really freaks me out cause my
memory is so clear But
then I’m
like well what is reality anyway, nothing we
perceive is really true Optical
illusions work because our brains are little babies
going ga ga goo goo goo Then
I think that all these thoughts are just
coping mechanisms for living in the world now
Late stage capitalism and climate collapse never standing
on true firm ground That
we’re all just trying as best as we
can to find a way to make this
work And
it won’t work because it can’t work but
in the mean time we should just try
to take fare of each other"
Pictures of punks on the post it notes,"Looking so small and frail
In the hallowed halls
With DaVinci and Warhol
Looking like some guppies
When really you are whales
Oh and I’m feeling so strong
That’s just not where you belong
You belong where the people can
Tell your stories and understand
R Y P T O Punks
If i told you twice I told you once
There’s magic in these little guys
25 by 25
Pictures of punks on the post it notes
How do you do my fellow kids
When a legacy dinosaur
Tries to meme it’s comes out poor
We gotta let the punks be exactly as they is
Oh and I’m feeling so strong
That’s just not where you belong
You belong where the people can
Tell your stories and understand
Apes, zombies, and aliens
You were birthed of nerdy love
And cutting out the middle man
R Y P T O Punks
Here’s a question to confront
What if you really belong
Where the people can sing your songs"
Until yesterday when I watched,"some lefties losing their minds
over Harris’ proposal
to fund after school programs, I
had no idea there were so many
adults who had no idea
Aftercare’s an actual thing
He’s willfully missing the point
or’s just bad at reading
but here’s the leftist point:
Universal aftercare
is a good stop gap measure,
but without a critique
of our culture that
makes aftercare necessary,
it falls way short.
If you think a societal “critique
of our culture” would eliminate
the issue of working parents
struggling to pay for childcare,
good luck with that Let me know how that goes.
Taxing the heck out of the rich
Passing a livable minimum wage
Severely curtailing corporate power
And strengthening unions, strengthening unions
None of those addresses
or eliminates the need
for affordable childcare
Nice try moving the goal posts though.
Unions brought us the weekend.
Unions brought us the 8 hour work day.
Stronger unions could address childcare
demanding shorter work days and higher pay.
Fun-fact: Only 10% of workers are in a union.
Universal aftercare
Like universal pre k
Is a really good idea
Let’s enact it right away
But Kamala frames it
Around economic growth
Work harder for your boss
Go go go go go
Me I’d like to see
politician say
The work day is too long
And so is the school day
Let’s spend more time as a family
Economic growth be damned
The planet is on fire
Spend more time with your fam"
I don’t stop for consequences,"Swing for the fences
Can you forgive the way you’re raised
The cool dark mist goes on for days
New life form made of pure light
And robots that have come alive
He’s got a crazed look in his eye
He’s a whale and you can fly
Hey
I got to eat oatmeal
Hey
I got to write more songs
Hey
I gotta feel feel feel
Hey
Whatever comes along
It’s a picture perfect cloudy day
Under the gun and driving rain
Make your plan clear and plain
Then follow it without restraint
Gotta install the AC soon
It’s getting hot and humid too
My blood runs hotter than hers
That’s how weather occurs
 Hey
I got to eat oatmeal
Hey
I got to write more songs
Hey
I gotta feel feel feel
Hey
Whatever comes along"
Digiallty Rare,"Digialtty Rare
OK I said to Matt
I’ve launched the rss feed
It’s got the banner got the logo
Got everything we need
And then someone on twitter said
I think you misspelled
The word Digitally
Oh no digtallty what the hell
That was months ago
And now we reach
About 100 people at a time
We’re very niche
So we got this T Shirt
That’s not spelled right
testment to rarity
It’ll be gone tomorrow night"
Tiny little masters of time Look,"how they reflect with the shine They
go where they are blown up to to
have a hand to offer you Tiny
little masters of time Little
masters of time Tiny
little masters of tiny little masters You
offer your hand I will offer mine I
will offer mine Tiny
little masters of time Little
masters of time"
It's time for SpinTunes #10,"Online song writing competition
panel of judges gives you challenges
Get feedback from those judges
And you might find the feedback nudges
You to go and up your game
Hulk Hogan says
Go sign up for Spin Tunes
Anything that goes wrong
Is Heathers fault
Hulk Hogan says
Go sign up for Spin Tunes
The challenges can be topical, technical or both
community of music geeks
You can roar or you can squeak
You get a t shirt for winning
But it's more about the creative spirit
And making music so folks will hear it
There's an online listening party at the end
This contest grew from the ashes of Song Fu
And it's inspired by Nur Ein
You get 8 days to write the song
I know that might not seem long
But look I do it one day at a time"
I've been trying been doing my best to,"pull myself up and out of this mess
and I know you're struggling too feels like
the world's resting down on you what are
we gonna do Can
we make it work Can
our love survive to emerge one day from
this long dark night I need to know
I wanna stand by your side for the
rest of my life don't give up on
us yet through pain and tears it's been
a rough few years but I love you
soul Lynette
yeah I love you so Lyte
I been climbing up out of this hole
but life keep draggin me back down below
yeah I know pushing that rock back up
the hill again and again but you know
that I will I never give up I'll
keep trying as long as I can you
know that I want to be the man
you love I want to stand by your
side for the rest of my life don't
give up on us yet through pain pain
tears it's been a rough few years but
I love you so Lynette
yeah love you so Lynette
yeah I love you so Lynette
I love you so"
is it worth doing?,"then why don't you do it?
stop asking questions
and push yourself through it
i'm not giving advice here
just saying my piece
and if you don't like it
then call the police
i was never a sailor
but i sailed the seas
i'm not a bee keeper
but i've been stung by bees
i was never a baker
but i've baked a cake
and i'll bake one for you
for heavens sake
don't misunderstand me
don't try to protect me
don't make a big fuss
don't auto correct me
don't throw up your arms
don't walk away
until the final bell rings
you gotta fight and stay
call the police now
call 911
call the president next
call your first born son
nobody can help you
you gotta do this alone
but i'm here beside you
just put down the phone
put on your shoes now
and put on a coat
grab an umbrella
let go of my throat
make a wish on a tea pot
stars just ain't right
tea has more meaning
stars are just dead light
don't hold your horses
let the horses go
don't beat around the bush
unless you want to hurt the grass so
i'm under the gun
and i'm under your thumb
mick jagger would tell you
not to stare at the sun"
"That's it, I'm done","See ya'll it's been fun
I guess I had a good run
But if feels like we're in 1964
Everything is fucked
And I'm not pressing my luck
Put a rocket on my truck
Cause I don't want to live on this planet anymore
Reproductive rights eroding
Fracking Fracking pipes exploding
No escape from government spying
Fucking climate change denying
Where can I go
Where the rivers of justice flow
Where the common sense I know
Isn't ridiculed and ignored
Build a mag lev track
Fire up my jet pack
I'm never coming back
I don't want to live on this planet anymore
Voting rights act repealing
Post racism putzs squealing
middle class crush destroying
student debt and unemploying
That's it, I'm through
And I don't know about you
But i want something new
So let's find a new planet and wash up on it's shore
Get me on that flight
I wanna leave tonight
Up into the starlight
I don't wanna live on this planet anymore
Undeniable facts refuting
Every week another shooting
Racist cops tops are blowing
And the prisons overflowing
No, no I can't
I won't stick to the plan
I don't want to stand
Trial for all the crimes we'll answer for
Perfect that warp drive
Figure out how we'll survive
When we arrive
Cause I don"
Never stand still while you can keep moving,"It's an ass of a man that just stands unimproving
And I was
Until the fire came
Burned me down to the bone
And I was
Until the fire came
Now I’m never alone
The picture I keep is of you on the highway
Never mind all the times you refused to see my way
And then you saw
Until the fire came
Stole you away in the dark
Yeah
And you saw
Until the fire came
Plugged you in with a spark
Speed and variety and quality and price
You don’t look manufactured
And damn you look nice
Nice on the skin
Until the fire came
You blackened your heart to the core
Nice on the skin
Until the fire came
I threw up my arms
Saying “no more”
Saying “no more”
I love having nothing to do at all
And I love not calling
But being called
And I love
When my friends eat the things that I bake
And I love
Taking chances I know I can take
Until the fire came
Until the fire came
Whoa oh
Until the fire came
Until the fire came
The fire, oh
The fire, oh oh oh oh
The fire came"
"Girl, you deserve","To not feel like an open nerve
Cast out into the darkness
Where nobody says your name
Risking life and limb
Just by simply listenin’
To the voice inside you
Saying things have got to change
but if you can’t be
Exactly the way you are
Then nobody else can
Nobody else can either
Seems smaller than it is
The choice that you make to live
Not to give in to the mistress
Who’s telling you to die
Look around you with light focus
Each step you take momentous
There’ll be time enough for sorrow
For now just dry your eyes
When you tumble
Down into the rabbit hole
Just let it crumble
All the things that you can’t control
Cuz
If you can’t be
The way you were born
Then nobody else can either
Girl, you don’t need
To hear all this from me
But I still wanted to say it
I suppose just in case
If you’re ever on the brink
And the sky is turning pink
I’ll drop what I am doing
And I’ll meet you in that place"
Chasing down a feeling that you forgot,"Holding on to every single little thought
Stack the tables and chairs in neat and tidy rows
Try to wake up from a nap not feeling gross
It’s your mind
It’s in your mind
Anything you find
Anything you find
Holding down a feeling that I’m overdone
Look inside myself and seeing that I’m overrun
Can I tell a joke that’ll get me in the club
Can i finally say this what I feel: Love
It’s your mind
It’s in your mind
Anything you find
Anything you find
Everybody’s soul is so tired and annoyed
Everybody’s screaming top of lung into the void
The more I do it the more I think I should stop
It’s a fine line between what I am and what I’m not"
My family is coming to visit today,"Gonna take my niece to central park
Gonna see the big whale at the natural history museum
I remember seeing it when I was her age
And I couldn't believe anything was that big
I wanna feel that wonder I wanna feel
The pounding of my heart
When i see something new
great big whale
In the deep deep blue
The blue whale
The blue whale
The blue whale
The blue whale"
What is the floor price of your heart,"Show me the roadmap of your mind
I’m lost in the alpha of your soul
I’ve no liquidity with which to mine
Oh darling
It’s probably nothing
What’s the floor price of your heart
Can I right click and save as
I’ve verified with collabland in your discord
This seems legit, don’t rug me, I implore
What is the floor price of your heart
I’d mint ten of you if I could
Please tell me we’re more than frens
Tell me WAGMI in the end"
OK we're giving up,"Maybe never should have started
I never should have promised so much
Before I had my shit together
But it's time to move on
Clean the closet out
Time to plug in the hyperdrive
And the flux capacitor
Time to be something that I haven't been before
My leg won't stop shaking
I drank too much tea
I don't know how to be myself
I don't know how to be
I'm a monster bug eyed wolf
Coming down your chimney covered in soot
I've got this love and nowhere to put it
Look out look out look out
I'm the same as I was this time last year
Or I'm different entirely
My leg won't stop shaking
Because I drank too much tea
How can I convince you that
I am just me
I don't like giving up
I don't like giving up
I don't like giving up
     A 		B     E
I don't like giving up"
I broke a string on my electric guitar,"I was working on some songs
I got pretty far
But it's just not coming together
No it's just not coming together
And then
I broke a string
And that was sad
I said everything
I make is bad
And then
I broke a string
Oh oh
And then
I broke a string
Oh
And then
I broke a string
string string string string a string string a string
I broke a string
I broke a string
Oh
I broke a string
It's very frustrating to break a string
When it's so so hot in the house
I don't even wear clothes because it's so hot in the house
I'm hot as a mouse in an oven
I'm hot as a mouse in a volcano"
We’re gonna learn from her and howl beneath the moon-a,"Come what may, come what might
We’re learning all about gold tonight
We’re chasing rainbows and eating plants
That make us sing and make us dance"
What should I write my song about?,"What kinda words should come outta my mouth?
I swear that I have no ideas
But don’t worry folks please have no fear
You say hey Jonathan
I think you’re all dried up
But this well replenishes itself
And 100,000,000 songs will never be enough
What should I write my song about?
All the birds that didn’t fly south
The fact that I don’t know what
To say right now from down in my gut
You say hey Jonathan
I think that you should stop
Or maybe it should be just one a week
But 100,000,000 songs will never be enough
I haven’t eaten, I haven’t showered
My flight leaves in 3 hours
And I’m sitting here singing to you
That’s how I roll, that’s how I do
You say hey Jonathan
You are some kind of nut
Sometimes it’s a mess but we will help you on your quest
Cuz 100,000,000 songs will never be enough"
Facebook Timeline,"in the pages You
get pissed off pissed off every time they
make these changes But
Facebook doesn't care what you think or say
Facebook's gonna do it their way That's
okay It's
snowing outside couple of things I want to
mention I'm
starting to upload Song
of Day
songs that I am reworking onto SoundCloud
So subscribe to me over there and you
can hear me sort of working on redoing
some Song
of Day
songs I think I'm
going to post one today so go over
there and check that out And
my Facebook
page you can like that as well if
you are so inclined Both
of those links are in the description and
Happy Leap
Year Day
today That's
all I think I'm
gonna go play in the snow"
Have another thought cornering my pattern,"Try to hold a feeling into something matters
Sit and think silently until it shatters
And I stand up again
Took a page out the book I was born in
Presiding over juries haven’t even been sworn in
The middle of a memory that I’m mournin’
I stand up again
Can you breathe
Without affecting anybody else
Win the game
That’s in your head
That’s in your house
Goody is the getting when the price is perfect
Everybody letting me away with murder
If you shut it down and breaking all the circuits
I’ll stand up again
Bugging in the back and the river is a walking
Another heart attack in the middle of a talking
Bear another brunt better than this nonsense
I stand up again"
I am cooking dinner making yellow curry,"I got to get back to it so
I'm singing this in a hurry
Yellow curry with brown rice to be exact
It's gonna be really yummy but
I have to get back to it right now"
Donate to public goods. I'm,"here. How
low can we go? Insolvent
to see the burn. No,
we can't. I think me to be finally
able to sleep. Ultrasound.
Wait, we can't hear yet. Infinite
Garden rebuild. LOL
Live stream Arbitrum
transaction. Okay,
Ultrasound. Ultrasound.
Monday. I said bat. Speaker
bat. I said bat speaker bat. It's
the ultrasound. Money
means all. Bat,
speaker, bat. Gotta
say Happy
birthday. Rocket
pool. Happy
birthday. Rocket.
Rocket pool. Oh,
that's so appropriate that rocketpool's birthday is on
the day that we go ultrasound. Rocket
Pull. Happy
Birthday. I see the bat. It's
raining fast on Ultra
sand on money. When
merged it was 54 days ago. It's
been a long day. But
we can ultrasound on Ethereum.
And CZ
owns spf O.
CZ now owns spf. But
that's okay because that's how we get to
ultrasound. We
bring. We
bring. We
bring that exchange on down. That's
how we get. That's
how we get to ultrasound. We
today will be called Armageddon.
SPF Soul.
EIP 1559 is the answer. Gimme,
gimme po app burn, burn, burn. Gimme,
gimme poap. Touch
that grass. Gimme
gimme po app burn, burn, burn. Rocket
fuelful. Ethereum.
I sent five bucks. The
negative issue has that, Ethan.
All I got was this poap I in
the BNB
Arena SBF
band beneath today. That
sicken Game
of Thrones
shit. That's
some Game
of Thrones
shit. Bat,
Bat, Bat.
Ultrasound. Bat.
Oh, bat, bat, bat. Ultrasound.
Bat. It's
a wild day. The
wildest day I can remember. Is
this what? Is
this what it felt like when the Dow
hack happened? I wonder, is this what it
felt like? Is
this very similar? I wasn't around back then.
Is this what it felt like? I learned
what a hostile takeover is today. Ah.
We had fewer calm channels than. It's
a wild, wild whiff. It's
a wild, wild whiff. It's
a wild, wild whiff. It's
a wild world. Whip.
We went ultrasound. We
went ultrasound. Oh,
we went ultrasound. We
went ultrasound. Yeah,
yeah, yeah. We
went ultrasound today. We
went ultrasound. We
went ultrasound. We
went ultrasound. We
went ultrasound. We
went ultrasound. Sa"
"Hello, I would like to register As","a dealer WHY
I think some of the assets that I
plan to deal Might
be deemed securities by the SEC
WHICH ONES
I’m not sure cuz I can’t really understand
How you decide if a token offering Is
a securities transaction and if it is If
the token that was the subject of the
investment contract Is
still a security in secondary market Well
if you don’t know if you’re dealing in
securities You
can’t register And
by the way if some of what you
deal with are not securities You
also can’t register Can
you help us figure out Which
assets are securities No
- look at the DAO
report You
can also refer to our enforcement actions I’ve
read it and I’ve
read about Your
enforcement actions I still have questions I did
and the lawyer has Even
more questions Sorry
we cannot help anymore than we already have
We don’t give legal advice"
Is there anybody out there,"My name is
No need to be scared
I'm not scared at all
I wish
I had a friend to call my own
Only empty space and time
I am alone so lonely so lonely so lonely so lonely"
when the flowers that you sent don't fly,"and when the woman won't look in your eyes
right then's when you're gonna have to decide
can you make it in the world alone?
there's beasts just crawling all over the ground
there's birds that own every part of the sky
there's fish that'll eat you up when you drown
you don't belong here tough guy
let the color of her cheeks tell you
all you need to know and all you need to do
don't leave room to misconstrue
can you make it in the world alone?
one look and i fall
apart in her arms and i'm jelly again
she took right a hold
of my heart i fell it in my belly again
i know who ate my
teeth along with my tongue and throat
she's like a singing thief
she copies note for note
when the bottom finally gives way
and the bottle that your holding says
that it's time to give yourself a break"
I don’t want this clown billionaire,"To have total and complete control
And working for an ego like that
Has got to wreak havoc on your soul
So now’s the time for you
To unionize
The pow-er is all yours
It’s time to fight
We would do just about anything
To help you unionize
Take those dreams of dominance
And punch em right in the eyes"
how fast is up to you,"time flies then hangs
on my body like an ill fitting suit
my suit made of time like a melting dali
i fly through the air a bird dangerous and free
time stops on the edge of a black hole
the higgs boson and the collider yeah
but no no that's not how it goes
the higgs boson is just a shy little guy
my suit made of time not a place or a thing
the dripping of a faucet made of little gold rings
i used to have a fantasy that i
could stop time and do what i want
i'd touch you in the blink of an eye
and we'd make out to an endless dawn
to see you naked was another fantasy
stop time tear your clothes off so only i could see"
If you look at it,"On a geologic
Timescale
It’s almost like we
Are this flimsy, flimsy, flimsy presence
And we
really got to stick
Together as
human family
To make sure we are a permanent presence
And not just this blink of an eye
I thought
At one point
If you could be
Up in heaven
This is how you could see the planet
Then I dwelled
On that
And no it’s more
Beautiful that that
This is what heaven must look like
I think of our planet as a paradise
Every single part
Of the earth
Reacts with
Every other part
It’s one, it’s one, it’s one, it’s one thing
If every earthling
Could do one
Circle of the earth
Things would run
little, little, little differently
We sure are lucky to be here"
The fact I can get it right away,"with the best of the year and the
best of the year and the other hand
is the only thing that would have to
go back and the other hand is the
only thing that would have to go back
and the best way of saying the best
thing about it and it was not the
only one of my life and death in
the morning to all the way you want
a boyfriend is so good to be a
good day for a few weeks ago I
have a lot more than one of my
life and the best thing to me that
I have no clue who they are the
same as I am so glad to see
my life and the only one who has
been the most important thing is the only
thing that could have a great way to
the best of the best part is that
it would mean the absolute world to me
and my life I love you so much
for me and the other side of the
year of my favorite part of the best
of luck with the same thing to say
I have a great day for the best
thing to me that the best thing ever
when you are the same thing to say
I have a good time with the same
thing as the only thing that I can
get the same as a result of the
day I'm
at work on my iPhone is not the
best of all time favorite song by them
in a statement issued after a few weeks
and the best way of saying the government
of national unity government in exile and a
few years ago when the best way of
saying that it would mean the world and
I don't have a lot more fun if
it is the only thing that would have
a great way to the point where the
best way of saying the government of a
sudden it won't let me get my nails
done and over and I don't have a
lot more to come out and about to
get the hang of it all day today
I am a huge fan of you are
so cute when he said the government has
said he had to go back and forth
between a rock and roll on my way
home from work to be able to do
that for me and I have to be
able to do it again I have to
go back in my head hurts so bad
but the fact i can see you soon
enough for you and your a great day
to day and night with the best of
the best thing ever I go back and
the other side of the year before I
go on the way"
"I’m stuck, I’m stuck in a rut","I need a good kick in the butt
Nobody can tell me just what to do
There’s a pounding in my head
I need to go back to bed
My lungs are filled with lead and glue
And all my big ambitions
Have a way of blowing up
And all my good intentions
Never amount to much
But I (I….)
Will try
Again
There’s nothing of which I’m sure
Each day is a messy blur
I hold on tight to her and them
Things are bound to fall
When the revolutions call
Collectively we all can win"
Well you have got a lot feeling,"And you've just got to let it out
I can't wait for the tears to be falling
I can't wait for the crazy shouts
I've got those feelings too
So let's not pretend that we don't
I'm betting you can't hold em in
And I'm hoping you won't
Down by the riverside
Where John the Baptist prayed
That's where the muscle of forgiveness was born
That's where your feelings were made
There's a big lesson in thought and expression
And knowing just how to act
The choice of words and the tone you take
Can make or break a body's back
But if you choose too carefully
You're just a therapist
You're hanging on way too tight
You gotta just exist
Down by the riverside
The world stopped at once
And when it started up again
Everyone knew how to dance
When you let the feelings sit
They bubble and ferment
And then they harden into something harder
Than concrete and cement
And once you're stuck there's nothing you can do
You fly into a pit of despair
Where nothing replaces all the feelings that blossomed
There's just nothing there
Down by the riverside
The water just kept rolling
And everybody knew that it was you
For whom the bells were tolling"
We were early to the protest,"It was only just the four of us
It was cold  the others to arrive
That’s when a man started yelling at us
He started yelling and screaming at us
Well this happens at every protest
You don’t engage, that’s the guideline
But when I looked in his eyes
Well the pain that I saw
It looked just like mine
His pain it looked just like mine
So I walked straight up to him
He was pelting me with words
I said the shouting stop and we can talk
Of course this made the shouting worse
I only made the shouting worse
Now I really wanted to talk to him
To find some common ground in pain
But when I told him this
He got these balled up fists
And was a fire of unquenchable rage
All the pain just came out as rage
By this time more had arrived
More Jews for a ceasefire
We all started to shout
Ceasefire now
It was a shouting match with this guy
He walked away shouting up at the sky
All around the world it is like this
Jews shouting at each other, oh no
The feelings we feel
Are equally real
The shared trauma that lives in our bones
But then we lit the menorahs
Recited prayers and songs were sung
We chanted and said
That never again
Means never again for anyone
Means never again for anyone"
Lunchtime conference call,"This is not right at all
Gonna be a hungry meeting
We’d all rather be eating
Lunch, it feels like a dream
Some ham and some cheese
With mustard on rye
I can’t even think
My spirits are sinking
I think I might die
Something toasty or a chocolate chip cookie
It don’t really matter we’re just terribly hungry
Potbelly sandwiches are toasty delicious
And not just because we’re being paid to say this
Sitting here waiting for the call to begin
You better believe my tummy’s grumblin’
Who scheduled this, what’s the thought process
I guess let’s eat parts of the office
I call dibs on the ethernet cables
You take the chairs, you take the tables
It’s good, let’s take care of each other
As long as we don’t have to eat one another
Cuz that’d be cannibalism
Do you like pickles
Heck yeah I do don’t you
No they’re gross
Well that’s ok you’re entitled to your opinion dude
What you think about onions
I eat them whole and raw
That’s disgusting
Yeah I guess it kind of is ha ha
I could eat a horse
I’d even divorce
My wife for some food
Oo, don’t tell her i said
That or I’m dead
I just want some food
I could eat a house
Could eat a horse or a cow
I could eat it all
I’m about to get beasty
I’d just rather be feasting
Than here on this call
Lunch, it feels like a dream
Some ham and some cheese
With mustard on rye
I can’t even think
My spirits are sinking
I think I might die"
Dunno what to say but here goes nothing,"It was a dark and stormy seder
Weekends are never long enough
couldn't find a rhyme, guess i need a thesaurus
WUHU
rolling down the street in my square wheeled peg
WUHU
I don't think I'll reply
Those cheese fries were a big mistake
artificially flavored goodness
i put my pants on two legs at a time.
I'm quite gangster like that
I wanna be the brazillian president, IM THE MASTER
we saw our shadows walk ahead while we stood flabbergasted
song a day mann
Mishawaka, Indiana"
And he was very small And,"he forget everything That
he saw But
he wanted to remember from November
to November
so he started taking pictures of wonderful things
he saw an octopus break dancing he saw
an old ghost ship with dead pirates he
saw a shark bite through a concrete slab
he saw a woman in an oyster with
a smile on her face as the camera
clicked he would take the pic and send
it home to his grandma she was delighted
and she showed them to her neighbor and
Paul got into a gallery show a curator
from the pacific came a curator from the
atlantic came they had a bidding war on
pauls photographs and now Paul
is a well known photographer paul, the photographer
fish he got rich rich for a fish
and he moved into a huge estate he
drank polluted water got to know the mayors
daughter before long he had a reputation the
gallery in the pacific stopped calling the gallery
in the atlantic stopped calling paul went back
to his grandmothers and he still takes pictures
from time to time"
Computers have come a long way,"Since they were born, they were born
Computers have come a long way
Since they were born, they were born
It’s interesting to see the history
All laid out before me
Microchips and gigahertz
Silicon and Moore’s Law
Computers have changed the world
And it all started in Silicon Valley
So come on down to see
Silicon Valley Innovation Gallery
The tech, tech
Silicon Valley Innovation Gallery
The tech, tech
Museum, museum
Ohhhh in San Jose
The tech, tech
Silicon, Silicon
Valley, Valley
Innovation Gallery
The tech, tech
Museum, museum
Ohhhhhhh
In San Jose
Go there now!"
Llama Cat,"Dog Roommates
- Sleepy
tales from a place where some roomies enjoy
the seasons of the night. Llama,
Cat and Dog
are roommates And
they always get along so well They
share everything with one another They
entertain with the stories they tell They
can count on each other They
are a family And
nothing would ever ever ever Come
between Llama,
Cat and Dog
are roommates Knock,
knock, the door opens wide It’s
a lost and confused human He
needs help so they bring him inside He
doesn’t know who he is He
doesn’t know anything They
let him stay the night And
they all sing Hey
hey hey mister human You
can stay as long as you need WE
share everything with one another We
are a family Just
lay right there Until
you’re feeling all right We’ll
check on you In
the morning light Llama
Cat Dog
were awakened By
the sound of tires screeching away All
of their furniture gone completely empty space The
human had taken all of their stuff They
sat down on the floor In
a puddle of hugs Come
between"
My friends,"You are not alone
Each day
Is a cyclone
And if your pockets are empty
And your soul is hungry
And you’re laughing at life
Even when it’s not funny
I’m here with you
When it rains
Every afternoon
I can’t promise
That I’ll know the tune
But if you’re feeling unhappy
And the future is ugly
And you wake up in the morning
Feeling angry
I’m here for you
My friends
I’m falling apart
I know
Also that you are
When the air is heavy
And the ground is unsteady
And you’ve got to just
Go crazy
I’m here for you"
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I have a cold"
I am an ogre,"Tho I didn’t used to be
I was young once
Then in 2020
The world went to shit in a brand new way
I shaved my head and grew a beard
Stuck inside I gained a lot of weight
My body changed I felt weird
I am an ogre
And my wife’s still beautiful
We’ve been married for ten years
For which I’m so grateful
All the lines upon my face
I know right where they lead
I worry all the time about
My kids and my family
I am an ogre
I’ll play a song for you now
It’s 5499th
I’ve written somehow
The days go ever faster when
You’re counting them by songs
I am an ogre
And I hope you’ll sing along"
Movin again from state to state,"Multiplication tables to regurgitate
Bitcoin is worth more than gold
I’m almost forty but I don’t feel old
20 years ago
I left home
I am just the same
And I change and grow
I make stupid songs
That all sound the same
And yet I keep moving
And I always change
Copy and paste the first section
Straight right here into the second
I don’t feel like chaining anything at all
And so I feel like I’ve dropped the ball
20 years ago
I left home
I am just the same
And I change and grow
I make stupid songs
That all sound the same
And yet I keep moving
And I always change"
The worst part of driving a Tesla,"is that you've gotta drive a Tesla
There's so much room in the front In
the front We
rented this three year old model to take
the three kids down to Dirt
Jersey Sit
tight And
the little one got a little claustrophobic in
the back In
the back Back
It's so small I'll
say The
back is smaller than I thought But
the trunk and the funk You
got a lot of the trunk in the
front You
got a lot But
the worst part of driving a Tesla
is that we gotta drive a Tesla
We like to drive the electric cars We've
got an I D4
at home The
I D4
is a really nice car But
the big battery in this one means it
can go far We
got all the way down to Jersey
City on just one chart with room to
spare Oh
the worst part of driving a Tesla
is that you've gotta drive a Tesla
I like the big screen I wasn't sure
I would But
of course I do Of
course I do Of
course I do The
worst part would drive having a Tesla
Cause everybody assumes you like Elon
Musk and that's fine I guess you can
think that if you want But
I don't We
got to our destination with 40 battery We
got to our destination with 40 battery I
must admit I am impressed despite myself woe
I must admit I am impressed despite myself
woe I must admit I'm
impressed Despite
myself woe I must admit I find myself
impressed despite myself Despite
myself"
Look at the days go by,"Count them one by one
Time be can be so sinister
Like the barrel of a gun
And you’re pushing paper
One eye on the clock
It’s the same four people everyday
That hear you talk
Would you pack it in
Would you trade up
Do you go home
When you’ve had enough
Cuz you’re a monster
Yeah you’re a monster
When you are a kid
And everything is new
Time feels like a lava flow
Hot and scary to get through
But now you’ve seen it all
All the magic in the world
You’re convinced there’s nothing left
But a hazy constant swirl
Would you pack it in
Would you trade up
Do you go home
When you’ve had enough
Cuz you’re a monster
Yeah you’re a monster
Listen to my voice
You are waking up
You are feeling gratitude
And empathy and love
See the minutes pass
Little birds that fly away
It’s not good and it’s not bad
There’s no more to say"
I’m reminded,"In the morning
When the church bells
Start ringing
I’m reminded
When I lay my head
I’m reminded
In the sunshine
When the world
Goes halftime
I’m reminded
When I lay my head
I’m reminded
When I’m rolling
Down Fairmount
The bells tolling
I’m reminded when I lay my head
I’m reminded
When the cop cars
Come crashing
Down the blvd
I’m reminded when I lay my head"
I’m so disorganized,"Things strung together haphazardly
There’s no method to this madness
I’m just drifting along on the breeze
My brain is too small for all of this
It gets quickly filled all day
I got no more room for nothin’
I got nothin’ left to say"
You only believe what you can see You,"don't believe anything You
can see what will be what will be
The only thing that she know is that
she got to go right now The
only thing you ever had is a feeling
good or bad right now You
don't believe but you don't know you don't
believe Everywhere
you've been everywhere you go you don't Nothing
that you've done till now prepared you for
how it's all worked out at all Nothing
that you've ever done has led you to
this place But
you know I am just a little bit
tired of it oh you know that I
just a little bit scared of it You
only believe what you can see but your
eyes I known to deceive so I'll
believe what you're gonna believe If
you told me I'd
be here I'd
say oh crazy my dear my dear If
you said years oh I'd
be here I'd
say oh oh oh oh oh You
only see what you want you block out
all the rest to know you knock out
time doesn't flow in any direction it's mine
and it's yours Any
direction at all youl're the most important thing
you cannot see the most important things you
cannot see the most important things you cannot
see with your eyes no"
Danny the banana likes juice spots,"Danny the banana likes to drink a dark juice spot
Danny the banana likes juice spots
Danny the banana likes to drink with their juice spots
Danny laid down their life for me
Danny knows that nobody's free
Not until everybody's free
Not until everybody
Juice box
Juice box
Juice box
Juice box
Benny the banana likes juice box
Benny the banana likes a trickle dad
Juice box
Benny took drugs with the
Dalai
Lama
Benny had breakfast with
Obama
Benny went shopping and never came back
Benny is an earthquake heart attack
Benny laid down their life for me
Benny knows that nobody's free
Not until everybod"
Project onto the future any old scenario,"Bring back into focus something from your past
In tiny electrical storms that shift and change and grow
model of the world is written and amassed
It over flows
It rains and snows
It ebbs and flows and is unhinged
The tiny flavors
That rest and waver
That stop and savor the electric binge
Turn the motor on
Turn the motor off
Breathe in, breathe out
Breathe heave and soft
Fall down backwards
On to the stone
Feel it in your gut
Work it to the bone"
there's a fire in the sky,"it's a tower made of clouds
and it's power rings out over creation
meanwhile on the ground
waves of frozen sound
break upon the backs of stale frustration
and citizens wake up at the sensation
rub their eyes
no melody or words
could have cut quite like the sword
swung by the hand of evolution
to live and grow and die
without ever knowing why
knowing how to ask but finding no solution
calling it divine retribution
cut the cords
we're not abandoned
we are abandoning
before we learned to talk
we had to learn to sing
without a plan
we can't demand a thing
we can't demand a thing
i was on my way to school
i saw her cross the street
and her power sent out waves upon the pavement
i pulled over then and there
i had to catch my breath
and stare in this delicate amazement
i felt utterly exposed, stripped naked
to the bone
when she came up to the car
and asked, ""do you know where we are?""
i couldn't tell if she was serious or joking
i tried to say yes
and planet earth, i guess
but the sounds out of my mouth were more like choking
in the distance some peeper frogs were croaking
to the moon
we were married
it was the first of may
and i carried her and she carried me
the entire way
it was scary
but it was the best day of my life"
The song I just wrote is tomorrow's song,"The song I'm
doing now is today's song Somebody
is smoking out of their window They
don't want the smoke to get all over
their clothes No
They don't want the smoke to get on
their clothes No
no no no They
don't want the smoke to get on their
clothes Yeah
This is today's song not tomorrow's song The
song I just wrote is tomorrow's song And
this song now is today's song You
won't hear this song I just wrote until
tomorrow I'm
sorry If
you wanna put your rein into a wheelbarrow
don't get smoke on your clothes"
I’ve got a bridge to sell you,"I’ve got a ring to bell you
I’ve got a nose to smell you
Wah oh
I’ve got a song to sing you
I’ve got a bell to ring you
I’ve got a love to bring you
Wah oh
nobody knows what they got
Till they start giving
Nobody knows what they’ll do
Till they start living
I’ve got a hand to shake you
I’ve got a offer to make you
I’ve got a apple to snake you
Wah oh
I’ve got a chair to sit you
I’ve got a ball to mitt you
I’ve got a llama to spit you
Wah oh"
Push push push you gotta use it if you got it,"Look look look if the apple tree is rotten
Then even even even if the apple falls far
Deep deep dark still apple in the heart
Push push push that rock and every day
Get get closer and a further away
UN until you can’t tell the difference
Be between yourself and your friends
You can’t know
The bells that ring
You can’t trust
Anything
Push push push when the going gets sticky
Gif gif gift horse mouth can’t be picky
Beg beg beg steal and borrow
Tru tru truth just sings hollow
Push push push till the elbow gives up
Big big cache of dynamite blows up
Riga riga riga riga mortis sets in
Be between you and your friends"
Jojo pumpkin pumpkin and,"Jojo
Jojo pumpkin
Jojo pumpkin
Jojo pumpkin
Jojo pumpkin
Jojo pumpkin
Jojo
Jojo pumpkin pumpkin and
Jojo
Jojo pumpkin"
In 1982,"All the lost souls
Started flowing through
Claude Neon
Said aye carumba
Enough with all the
Melodrama
He went about
Shaking everybody up
Snowshoeing naked
Making out and making love
Claude Neon
Said oi vey
Let’s look each other in the eye today"
Clint Eastwood talking to a teradactyl,"Clint Eastwood talking to the pope (john paul)
Clint Eastwood talking to a bucket of mackerel
Clint Eastwood talking to a piece of rope
Clint Eastwood talking to a mall cop
Clint Eastwood talking to John Wayne
Dirty Harry talking to a Dirty Dirty Mop
Clint Eastwood talking on another plane
Clint Eastwood talking to a chair
Clint Eastwood talking to a chair"
The earth it keeps turning and I am all right,"I try my best to keep it locked up all tight
But I'm not a compartment and I don't have the strength
To hold it all back for any length
Of time
My crime
is that I want it all smooth
No big emotions
No tempers and egos to soothe
I just want to sit here
And know I'm not alone
My internal clock is ticking away
I try to ignore it but it's louder each day
The pain I will feel and the heat I will catch
Isn't what I had in mind by any stretch
of im
magin
nation but somehow
i walk
and i talk
and I'm joining the walking dead now
Holding a candle that keeps going out
I grasp and I grope and I thrash all about
I'm lost when I'm waking and i'm scared of my dreams
but i'll do what i have to and by any means
ness
ess
sray to keep myself sane
so i'll choose
to refuse
to deny myself and to refrain"
There is no telegram,"No KOLs
There is no marketing
There’s just yourself
You are sitting there
On your phone
Hoping to strike it rich
Hoping to connect with something
That helps you understand
But
There is no telegram
Nor will there ever be one
No pleading or demands
There is no telegram
I accidentally launched a meme coin
That briefly had a 700k dollar market cap
malicious actor took over the dexscreener page
And put a drainer telegram link right on there
And to be honest
That’s been my experience
With telegram
So
This is music
This is art
This is not content
This is not gambling
If it’s a meme coin
It’s cuz I’m curious
It’s wild, Wild West
And you want to strike it rich
Don’t we all."
so you better choose now and defend that choice,"water flows down and that's enough
to sweep away all the other boys
all the other boys
come offering machine guns
they destroy
anything with feelins'
and it isn't much of a choice
if you don't speak it with your voice
this heart doesn't beat inside
all the other boys
a woman sits upon the throne alone
an image of sanctity and poise
love isn't born so much as it's grown
big enough to eclipse all the other boys
all the other boys
come offering machine guns
they destroy
anything with feelins'
and it isn't much of a choice
if you don't speak it with your voice
this heart don't beat inside
all the other boys
you prefer the wilderness at dusk
to cities full of zombies and of noise
the moon gets closer and you feel the rush
tugging you away from all the other boys
all the other boys
come offering machine guns
they destroy
anything with feelins'
and it isn't much of a choice
if you don't speak it with your voice
this heart don't beat inside
all the other boys"
What are you waiting for,"What’s the hold up dude
Time and the air you breathe
Won’t change your attitude
You’ll never be anyone different
Than who you are right now
Yeah I’m talking to you
And I’m talking to myself
What are you waiting for
You got time now but you’ll never have more
What are you waiting for
Change is gonna come
But on the inside it’s just you
One heart and two lungs
The universe is entropy
Nothing ever lasts
You wanna go make waves
You are gonna get splashed
What are you waiting for
In your dusty indecision
Every single mistake you make
Won’t matter in the beginning
At the heat death of the universe
Everything will be still
So just sit down and do it
You don’t have time to kill"
I need to plug my computer in,"It's running out of battery
I need to take a nap
Cause I'm running out of me
I've got a notion to go outside
But the air is full of sticky
Navigating the city streets
Can sometimes be quite tricky
Smiling down upon us
broke down engine turning
Whispering in our ears
The sun dying and burning
Weeds grow in the sidewalk crack
Roses start to bloom
Peaches grow on all the trees
I sit here in this room
Cars go by in a huffy fit
They think they're so important
Little they know they're just like us
Fragile small and mortal
Smiling down upon us
broke down engine turning
Whispering in our ears
The sun dying and burning
Hunks of matter come flying off
Every door is open
People laze about their pools
Teenager are mopin'
Everything is normal here
Just as it always was
Nothing ever changes here
Nothing changes till it does 4a"
maj and Eb Maj,"I’ve got everything I need
Everything you give it to me
I’ve got everything I need
You give it to me, give it to me
Anything I don’t got I can get it
If it’s gonna rain then I’ll just let it
Anything I don’t got I can get it
Rain I’ll let it, Rain I’ll let it
I’ve got everything I want
Don’t want nothing I don’t got
I’ve got everything I want
Don’t want nothing I don’t got
shape
Everything that you thought you knew was wrong
You were what you were waiting for all along
It’s quiet and the sun goes down
I got everything I need right now
It’s quiet and the sun goes down
Everything I need I got right now"
The grease it fueled the fire that the,"cigarette started up They
brought in buckets of water but nothing was
enough I was in the foyer picking through
the trash I smelled the smoke and someone
spoke and then i heard the crash And
the building fell All
around me there I was trapped beneath Mad
dog grizzly bear And
the angels sang And
the trumpets blew 4horseman rode And
they were led by you I was standing
in a field lilac smell of spring I
felt like I'd
just arrived and there was something I forgot
to bring The
meadow had a puddle a pond that shimmered
dark I looked down deep into it and
saw 3 white grinning sharks I had transformed
Broke natural law Where
once were hands There
now was paw Where
once was skin There
now was fur Above
my head All
sky and bird Started
running out into the underbrush I regretted never
telling you that I had a crush There
would never be a time for that but
I had something more wild endless landscape a
new world to explore"
Who knows how far you get who knows,"how far you get along alone Alone
who knows what lies in store this fascist
heart that beats abhorrently scoringly pouringly terribly who
knows I don't want to see the future
that he'll make that he'll break my heart
my life and all that I care about
who knows not me I don't quite see
who know not me I can believe that
this is my life that this is your
country Right
now I'm
feeling so hopeless who knows not me who
knows Be
free who knows not me who knows Be
free Be
free be free who knows"
"hey girl, you're a mutant freak","i wanna snuggle up to you
nuzzle mutant cheek to cheek
make a baby mutant ooo ooo oo
for all my mutant homies i say yeah
it's gonna be all right yeah
hey man you're a stiff stiff collar
get up offa my porch
you don't wanna hear me holler
or light my mutant torch
hey girl you're a mutant princess
i'd lay down and die for you
i'd push you on the mutant swing sets
in the alpha omega zoo"
and my nose is still gonna leak and,"my ears are still stuffed up oh no
I've had enough of this bullshit of this
bullshit yeah I still don't feel great yeah
this feeling is one that I hate I
can't really play the keys any better than
when I was 13 this is bullshit this
is bul shit"
The media said Joe,"Biden's president Ha
ha ha ha Strike
and strike and smash Rickety
Take your iron rod God
by the lust Daddy
Ha ha Can't
beat my daddy the devil said what God
now is the time There
is no law they can't beat my daddy
the king of disease My
daddy the king of death Victory
Victory Smashed
it with your iron rod Smashed
it God
my dadd I do not care Care
what doctors say I don't care what Arizona
says Care
what Pennsylvania
says Ha
ha ha ha Strike
and strike and smash God
Re Take
your iron ride God
God by the lust of daddy Ha
ha Can't
beat my daddy the devil said what God
now is the t There
is no law They
can' they can't be a knife This
is the highest level witchcraft The
manipulations Massive
warfare Massive
witchcraft feminine spirit told me about a guy
who is rah rah rah until the news
started saying things And
all of a sudden he said well Trump
should have humbled himself Well
things would have been different If
things are different only when God
says they are different I don't care I
do not care I don't care what the
media says Care
what Arizona
says Care
what Pennsylvania
says Care
what states say Care
what government I certainly don't care what doctors
say teachers say businesses say We
win Ha
ha We
win Ha
ha we win Strike
and strike and smash God
take your iron rod God
God by the lust of daddy can't beat
my daddy Devil
said what God
now is the time There
is no law they can't be my daddy
Strike and strike and smash God
take your iron rod Brother
lost Daddy
Ha You
can't beat my daddy Devil
s Now
is time is love they can't beat my
daddy"
Am,"I am
I am
I a good person
Am
I am
I am
I a bad man
Am
I am
I am
I just a collection of experiences
I didn't plan at all at all
I didn't play at all at all
Am
I my
Am
I a good person
Am
I am
I am
I a great man
Will
I will
I will
I be remembered forever
Anything
I do at all or anything
I do at all
Or anything
I do at all
You don't know
You don't know
You don't know if you are good
You don't know
You don't know
You don't know if you are good until you know
Good night
Am
I am
I am
I a toaster
Just meantime to mean to toast that bread
Am
I am
I am
I a little sparrow with all the world inside my head
You don't know if you're good
You don't know
You don't know if you're good
You don't know until you're not"
Is it easy,"No it's not
Is it hard
Most of the time
Is it easy
No not really
Is it hard
Is it hard
Is it easy
I wouldn't say so
Is it hard
Yes it is
It is easy
No it's not
Is it hard
Is it hard doing it every day
Doing
I don't like that
I don't like that
Let's do something else
Doing it every day
Same thing every day we're doing it every day
Every day
Every day
Is it easy
No it's not
Is it hard
Yes it is
Is it easy
I wouldn't say that
Is it hard
Is it hard
Is it easy
No no no
Is it hard
Yeah yeah yeah
Why do you do it
I have no choice
I have no choice
Every day the same
Every day
Every day
Every day
Every day
Is it easy to make up a song
Not really
I do really bad at it sometimes
Like today today today
I don't really know what to say
Today today today today
I don't really know what to say
Today today
I just gotta do it do do do do it
I just gotta go through it and say screw
O"
Bread machine,"Is my copilot tonight
Making pizza dough by the fire light
You could have some
If you were here
Just use imagination
And perhaps you’ll appear
Bread machine
Spinning round and around
Doesn’t get nowhere
It just makes that sound
And in a while
we got dough
The way the cookie crumbles
The way the toast will flow
Bread machine
I’m trying to write
My song out here
In the cold unforgiving light
I do my best
But sometimes I’m short
I need some bread
To feed me to my core"
I don’t like this,"Staring into the abyss
Feeling like I’m gonna puke
No stars in my eyes
Now it’s time to organize
And that’s what I’m gonna do
And from your office in DC
Cory Booker I hope you take the lead
When he steps on our Democracy
I hope you make him bleed
Don’t give him
Don’t give him anything
He’ll use it all against us
Don’t give him
Don’t give him anything
He’s Nero not Augustus
I may not agree
With you on everything
But Mr  Booker I hope we can
Agree that he
Is a sad species
bully tyrant of a man
Politics is compromise
But sometimes that takes a back seat
To empower him is to let us down
The vulnerable will take all the heat
Don’t give him
Don’t give him anything
He’ll use it all against us
Don’t give him
Don’t give him anything
He’s Nero not Augustus"
I found your yeps I found your nopes,"I put them in my pocket
I tied the ropes around your hopes
I put them in my pocket
Empty out my pocket and the sky falls down
Empty out my pocket and the world stops spinning round
Empty out my pocket and the angels from above
It’s down to kingdom come when my pockets open up"
"Jackie, turn off the overhead light Cuz","I’m cooking dinner tonight So
pick up some California
wine And
then we’ll go, we’ll go for a walk
down by the river We’ll
go, we’ll go for a walk and meet
the stars But
first you need to pick up your phone
It’s Johnny
calling you"
I'm feeling sick I'm,"not feeling well I got summer cold Jupiter
can you tell me too Jupiter
Sickies too Poppy
also Whoa
All the boys are sick and all the
girls are not My
head is full of air My
nose is full of snot Snot
I'm feeling sick Mama's
feeling okay She's
been running around like a chicken with her
head cut off all over Back
and forth throughout the day running errands And
I've just been sitting here feeling sick"
and I was turning twenty,"I was turning ten
and then I thought of how I think it's funny
we don't change
and i don't change
and we don't change at all
the pictures painted
and it looks the same
and that's not strange at all
i was turning towards the fire
on a cloudy day december
I was turning round the thought
that you may not be gone
I was turning cars around
and following the sun to sunday
when the colors of the windy
morning took me of another way"
We did not see the sunset,"Not from lack of trying
Killed a Nazi and forget
The look on his face when dying
Everybody turn your faces to the left
Laugh out loud “ha ha ha”
Laugh at death
We did not see the sunset
Not from lack of trying
Killed a Nazi and forget
The look on his face when dying
Everybody turn your faces to the left
Laugh out loud “ha ha ha”
Laugh at death
We did not see the sunset
Not from lack of trying
Killed a Nazi and forget
The look on his face when dying
Everybody turn your faces to the left
Laugh out loud “ha ha ha”
Laugh at death"
I put my gun away Everybody’s,"looking it’s a nightmare On
the telephone calling the first name that popped
into my head And
it was you Ocean
comes up to meet The
sand I’m
sinking slowing into the sea It’s
time to stop running and there’s only one
thing I regret It’s
you I remember her eyes, clear and plain
There’s no white elephant gift exchange Now
I’m on my way to where the only
thing that matters in the world"
Look up at the sky,"Look down at my phone
It’s nice to know that I
not alone
Women from the 1990s
Rolling stone
Magazine covers are coming to life
inside my phone
I turn up the volume
To hear what they have to say
And that’s when they ask me
Do you want to play
Video games"
They caught each other’s eye on an airplane,"They were both in the wedding party
romantic walk and they danced a bunch
But Liz had a flight to catch early
Then at the LA marathon
They didn’t see each other in the race
But they met up after and watched the tarheels
Katherine thought he was pretty great
He texted her right after
You’re even more great that i remember
They went skiiing in Colorado
And they met a guy named Bear
Brett and Elizabeth
Running in the marathon
The love between them keeps them going
On and on and on
Brett took Liz on a mystery date
surprise trip to Chicago
Wrigley stadium and Sears Tower
But no sharing of desert, no no
He visited her Flagstaff
They hiked 46 miles in less than a day
So much trust and encouragement
That’s the only way they made it through, the only way
Liz moved out to Alabama
This past December he proposed
And now they’re be together forever
Running down
That long and winding road"
I go where,"I go where
I go
I don't know
I go where
I go where
I go
I don't know
I play another song in the evening
I play play a song what
I play a
Don't what would
I say
I play play a day what
I don't know
Cause
I
I go where
I go and
I don't know where
I go where
I go
I don't know
I go where
I go where
I go
I don't know
I go where
I go where
I
I don't know"
I don’t want to go,"To the party but
I don’t want to stay home
I don’t want to
Make out with you
But I don’t want to be alone
I don’t want to do your drugs
I don’t want to stay up late
But then it’s 6am and I’m all alone
Cuz I’m the only one awake
I the only one
Who feels this way
Like I’m stuck behind my eyes
Like I’m stuck between
All my hopes and dreams
And just being afraid to try
Don’t want to be your man
Or even hold your hand
But I’d like to sleep with you
So I’m telling lies
To both you and I
Cause that’s just what I do
Maybe it was the way you looked at me
Or said something to my friend
But now it’s 6am, and I’m out of breath
Looks like I messed it up again"
shape turned down to D,"She’ll take the bull by the horns
She’ll take the words from your lips
She’ll take the breath from your lungs
And it goes on like this
She’ll take your head in her hands
She’ll take your word on the truth
She’ll take your cock in the morning
Because she really likes you
She’ll take a nap if you got it
She’ll take plenty of time
She’ll take a shower and then
She’ll be clean as can be
She’ll take a stand on the issues
She’ll take a ride with a friend
She’ll take the heart from your chest
And then finally
She’ll take you away
And you’ll gladly follow
You’ll hear yourself say
I’m yours
This is it
She’ll take the misfit eyes
She’ll take the high high road
She’ll take the fortress dark
And she’ll let you know
She’ll take the black of the night
She’ll take it with a good dream
She’ll take her booty and shake it
So good you’ll be
Dying
She’ll take the pillows on the bed
She’ll take the time to construct
She’ll take the killer instinct
She don’t give a fuck
She’ll take the drugs from your bathroom
Take them down to the street
She’ll take a cab to the ocean
Bury them at the beach"
After 15 years of OS 10 reviews,"Full of the most constructive criticism
That’s 15 years planning his summer round you
Now tell me the man doesn’t deserve a ticket
He’s been using Macintosh
Since he was a boy
He brings the Mac community
So much joy
Give John Siracusa a ticket, please Apple
Do the right thing
If anyone deserves it
It’s him
So let me hear you sing
WWDC
Siracusa should be
On the list no lottery
Give that man a ticket
His cohosts are going and he’s not and that sucks
He loved you when no one had your back
His attendance should not depend on luck
It should just be a matter of fact
If you don’t invite him
And release a new file system
That would be a tragedy
Of Biblical proportions
Come on come on come on
Apple you know you want
man like John
Walking around Moscone"
Born into nobility,"At the center of the galaxy
Everything taken from you
All alone just a little baby
There is so much fear in you
Because of all you’ve seen
But I can see in you
The person you can be
They prodded and they studied you
You were a lab rat to them
You learned to hide the truth
You grew fearful and so sullen
I will bring you home
If its the last thing that I do
I want you to be free
To be the real you"
It’s 9 o clock on a tuesday,"the president is droning on
go to sleep my little dude
it’s ok that your name is trump
your name does not define you
middle school is hell
Those jerks that make fun of you
just feel bad about themselves
It’s easier to make fun
Than to face the pain inside
Easier to ignore other people’s
Suffering and just hide
Hide behind cruel words
And do cruel things with power
So go to sleep my little dude
None of that matters now
Cuz self care is important
It’s a school night after all
All those kids that bullied you
Will act differently tomorrow
But remember what it feels like
To be on the receiving end
Let’s never be cruel to each other
No never not ever again"
Everything that I make:   I own it,"It’s my private property
If you take it for free
That’s just theft
And yet i have read all of Karl Marx
Private property don’t start
Hoarding ideas means nothing’s left
For anyone else
But we’re chained to the yoke of capital
Forced to compete for breadcrumbs
Corporations are people
And when they
Take our work and profit handsomely
That leaves all of us less free
Gouging out each other’s eyes
In endless competition
Abolish corporations
Seize the means of production
Abolish state coercion
Create with wild abandon
Be ruthless with institutions
Be kind to every human
Don’t be the art police"
"Hmmm, I got classified documents in my bathroom","Hmmm, I got classified documents under my bed
Where did these come from?
Who put these here?
Wouldn’t it be better
If they just didn’t exist?
I didn’t do anything wrong
I never do anything wrong
I’m incapable of doing anything wrong
R"
Hello repair person,"I don’t know you
You don’t know me
I’m singing this song cause I really messed up
My AKG 414
Please get it back to me
Safe and sound
I know I messed it up I really messed up
It won’t be the same
Without it around
Please get it back to me fast as you can
It’s still in warranty
but I tried to fix it myself
But money is tight and I could really
Use your help
Please get it back to me
Safe and sound
I know I messed it up I really messed up
If there’s any way
You can get around
The normal rules I’d be in your debt"
I can’t even keep my dreams straight,"I hit a brick wall
And I don’t know who I am when I wake up
Without a clear path too take
I curl into a ball
And nothing I ever do is good enough
Success don’t make me happy
Failing don’t make me happy
In a certain light it’s funny
But I just keep going all the same
I kinda just wanna watch TV
And play some video games
But I don’t know if I earned the right
Where does that come from
Thoe protestant lies
Like worms that eat my brain in my mind"
I stare at my phone too much,"I watch too much TV
I eat too much junk food
It’s not good for me
My wife
My kid
My family
That’s all I got
It’s all I got
The only time I have to sit down
And make a song like I’m not singin
Is when my son is a sleep
And it’s the weekend
You should listen to the podcast
That I make called Songonauts
That’s where all my energy goes
That’s why this is all I got"
How do you know what you're gonna say,"until you say it How
do you know what you're gonna say till
you say How
do you know what you're going to play
until you play How
do you know what you're going to do
till you do it How
do you know what you're gonna do until
you do it Until
you go through How
can you know what you're gonna go Cause
we're not made of anything but carbon we're
not made by anything but carbon we're part
water blood bone skin and garbage how do
you know who you're gonna be till you
be it Tell
me now how do you know who you're
gonna be until you be Until
you pour until you pour that and you
concrete it how do you book it How
do you write it when you're gonna book
it How
you gonna write it How
do you know if you're gon Mmm
When it's time to fight it How
do you know what you know until you
know it How
do you know what you know until you
go How
do you know how far you can until
you throw it Got
a funky tuning I'm
very tired because just drove down here to
Maryland where my in laws live Took
us five hours It
should have taken three but when you got
two small children and traffic Now
I'm doing root talk Root
talk It's
one of my wife's pet peeves when people
talk about how they went someplace and how
long it took and she hates it It's
a pet peeve of hers Well
we took 95 down to 45 and we
took a detour down this on the old
Dixie Expressway
to Pulaski
and then we went back to 95 She
hates that stuff Anytime
anyone's talking about that she gives me a
look like oh boy here we go Anyway
I'm really tired I don't have any of
my equipment So
someone just commented about you know the more
produced songs and also of me talking at
the end of things This
used to be a very common occurrence me
talking after songs I used to do this
all the time back in the I don't
know first couple years First
couple years First
couple thousand songs First
maybe thousand songs This
is very normal for me to talk to
you like this At
a certain point I just stopped I don't
know I never feel like anything that I'm
saying is remotely interesting And
then sometimes I have things that I actually
want to you to know about like this
Kickstarter that I'm
doing And
the song day world stuff But
then I end up talking about other stuff
I'm here in my wife's childhood bedroom I
just made that song up I don't know
if you could tell It's
all I got energy for Just
making songs up Mmm
Anyway this is a very long video Okay
Yeah"
In this life you might feel lots of,"things you might get real sad sometimes but
there's one thing you can't steal My
ukulele And
I will wait till the end of time
and I will till I'm
out of line But
I gonna play gonna play my ukulele Sometime
when I'm
on the phone I get up and I'm
all alone I put on the telephone I
my ukulele what thing can stay in tune
from midnight until noon I don't know about
you but I think it's time in the
boo boo ukulele Ukulele
might call it big or small I might
call it different job but that's okay you
know because it's my ukulele But
I'm not kidding when I say I like
it I like it Even
when it's out of tune I really like
it Even
though it's got this big hole on it
I like it I like it a lot
There's one thing you can't take no matter
what My
mistake Every
single way you'll never take my ukulele My"
Netflix yourself to death,"Netflix yourself until there’s nothing left
But a pile of sinew and bone
Staring at the screen
Hopelessly alone
And you’ve buried your head in the stand
Forget about the future
Because you’ve got nothing planned"
Deep deep down in your hot hot heart,"I’ll be found there torn apart
Bone fragments and bits of skin
tidal wave of blood comes rushing in
What you’re made of
It’s what you’re made of
Can you say it with a smile on your face
When we made love
Were you afraid of
Losing yourself in time and space
You want to see a movie but can’t find the theatre
She’s so so hungry you’ve got nothing to feed her
The screen door on the porch has been torn to shreds
And the investigator says things that go over your heads
What you’re made of
It’s what you’re made of
Can you say it with a smile on your face
When we made love
Were you afraid of
Losing yourself in time and space
There are two clocks in the house not one
But you set your time by the sun
You wander through your days without a clue
But at night you are led by the moon
I call your attention to exhibit A
Breakfast in bed on a sterling silver tray
French toast coffee fruit and OJ
It’s hard not to realize that everything’s OK
What you’re made of
It’s what you’re made of
Can you say it with a smile on your face
When we made love
Were you afraid of
Losing yourself in time and space"
She’s writing a memoir,"And it makes me wanna write
She has led
fascinating life
Full of deviations
And creative complications
Heartbreak and satiations
And now she’s here with me
I’ve got nothing to say
But I say it anyway
I’ve got nothing to give
But I give each day I live
I give each day
I’m writing a song a day
And they bleed into each other
Each one’s so small
I don’t know why I bother
Craving something juicer
I look into the future
What can I introduce here
That’ll throw me over the top
And I give each day
And the time just slips away
I’m overtaken
By the days I might’ve forsaken
Triplets on the battlefield
Slaughter on the hill
Two brother’s dead
There’s just one left to kill
Blood is all around us
It’s drips and is ground into the dust
That floats on up over this mess
Into outer space"
Go deeper Press,"deeper Go
deeper Press
deeper Go
deeper Press
deeper Go
deeper Press
deeper Despite
just launching the watch we are on an
incredible pace of innovation It
starts with this iconic duplator Listen
to the baby's heart rate Right
on her wrist Right
on her wrist Next
up Deeper
IPad Biggest
news Press
deeper Why
make an iPad with a bigger display It
can touch the software you can touch the
web you can touch the books we read
Amazing musical instrument Yeah
somebody likes music Slide
over Split
view Picture
Picture 129 inches Inches
Drive all those pixels Press
deeper Chip
team is just on fire with buttery Apple
pencil Customers
are going to feel it Let's
take this to the next level Every
time they use it the document is king
I'm not happy with the model style Press
harder Luckily
we have an app for that Press
harder Speaking
with my patient about their injured knee I'm
excited Experiencing
new levels of medical accuracy Now
let's turn on some muscles Turn
on the skin there This
motion is fully controlled by me I'd
like to talk about an even larger future
of television is apps Press
deep really hard Go
deeper and really long It
starts with voice and with touch We
have a great touch experience Show
Me Funny
TV shows All
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deeper bread Deeper
No deeper bread Deeper
No deeper"
You're gonna give up now Better,"wait better find the little ones who want
to play You're
gonna give up now Better
take off cut the pants that you wearing
out of calm I never she would be
so stupid Never
imagine that I like you You're
going to give up now that I look
down swear you'll be going in the end
You're going to give us down Better
leave a with your liver on your lungs
intact You're
gonna give up now Give
it a break find yourself never get up
full of sleep You're
gonna give us now gonna give up up
up You're
gonna give up I'll
take you with you when you lay down
your step Give
up give up give up give up give
up give up go up Give
up give up give up up Give
up give up"
Don’t fall down the subway stairs,"But if you do I’ll be there to catch you
If you’re going the wrong way
I’ll be there to set you
On the right path
With the right motivations
You can do the math
And find the good vibrations
Gone are the days of graffiti doors
And warriors in the streets
Now it’s all air b n bs
Snap chatting to their tweets
In the summer sun
The truth is more complicated
But it is less fun
To stay motivated
Stand clear of the closing doors please
Garble garble munch
The sound over the loud speaker
Sounds like they’re eating lunch
While a gorilla
Jumps on their chest
And godzilla"
The carrier pigeons have all flown away,"They’re tired of carrying your lies
All you see are red and green
When you close your eyes
You already lost your way
The magnetic poles have shifted
Don’t you have anything to say
Other than you’re scared shitless
When the animals
Start running for the hills
You better get going
You don’t want
To get everyone killed
You better get going
There’s rats in the forest, racoons on the beach
The snakes are building a ship
Meanwhile you sit on your roof
With both of your wings freshly clipped
You’ll tell me later you had no choice
But the footage will suggest otherwise
And just as you always have done in the past
You’ll try to blame some other guys"
It's May Day,"And congress couldn't muster
To raise the minimum wage
GOP filibuster
It's ridiculous
They are phoning it in
Barely keeping up pretenses
We mean anything to them
But it's May Day
I sing in solidarity
With workers all around the world
Who are treated unfairly
I say down with corporations
Up with the human race
Don't give up the fight
Punch them right in the face
It's May Day
It's May Day
Down with the oligarchy
Up with the huddled masses
Take their filibuster
And shove it right up their asses"
It’s down to the wire,"It’s coming on quick
Just a thin coat
Then she’ll lay it on thick
The last hurrah
For the human race
Before we’re no longer
Welcome in this place
No time for talk
It’s time for deeds
Throwing our bodies
On the machinery
It’s easy to feel
Like it’s too late
That hungry maw
Will never satiate
But everything you see is man made
And that means it can be unmade
It’s only natural to be afraid
We’re gonna need more than just a band aid
The systems we know
Are all gonna break
Monopoly of violence
Held by the state
Will you hoard your stuff
In your bunker on drugs
Or come into the sunlight
And build with us
I spend all day
In a whirlwind dream
Accountable to those
Who depend on me
I spend all night
Dreaming about
Losing the people
I can’t live without"
"What I want, what do I want, hit","a bus kill. I was born with all
the songs. I know every single song. I
can turn them off. I can turn them
on. I know every single song. Little
ditties and opuses. I control what the focus
is. K-pop
or the blues I choose. One
thousand chords, a melody. And
I know every single song. I can be
much more than I was born to be.
I know every single song. Little
ditties and opuses. I control what the focus
is. K-pop
or the blues I choose. I'm
not them and they're not me. I hear
them and they set me free. I can
keep time. I know every single key. I'm
not them and they are not me. Little
ditties and opuses. I control what the focus
is. K-pop
or the blues I choose."
Papa's just got to do this song and,"then we can go Papa's
just gotta do his song and then we
can go Whatever
you wanna do till then I don't know
But Papa's
just gotta do my song and then we
can go Papa's
just gotta do my song just wait a
little bit Papa
just gotta do my song Please
wait a little bit You
can go right you can go left or
you can split But
Papa's just gotta do my song so please
wait a little bit Papa's
just gotta do my song please just hold
on a sec Papa's
just gotta do my song Please
hold on just a sec You
might say holy moly You
might say what the heck But
Papa's just gotta do my song Please
hold on just a sec hold on hold
on hold on hold on hold on hold
on hold on"
Millions of women around the world,"Let’s keep up the momentum
Here on his very first day
He’s violated the constitution
He stripped the white house website
Of rights and climate change
It’s only gonna get worse
As we steer into the strange
He censored the National Forest Service
He made mortgages more expensive
Canadians couldn’t get into the country
We gotta keep up the momentum
People in the streets is powerful
We gotta take that power all the way
Into government halls we gotta heed the calls
We gotta be and see the change
Everywhere we go
People want to know
Who the fuck we are
We’re coming for you
You bastard
With all of our mother loving hearts"
Compassion is not a sexy word,"But on you darlin  It's so sexy it's absurd
When you're laughing at yourself
When you're smiling about it all
The mistakes and cranky feelings
That drip down your inner walls
I fall in love
Compassion is a word so steeped in stuff
It's dismissible even though there's clearly not enough
And you're staring at me
Across a great divide
Telling me how it is
No running, numbing hide
I fall in love
Can you love yourself
As much as I love you
Can you forgive
All the mistakes you do
In my arms
You are true
You are you
Compassion is best with no pretense
We're hard, hard wired to feel it for our friends
But when it comes to ourselves
The story gets delayed
So when I see you doing it
My heart's in full display
I fall in love
Can you love yourself
As much as I love you
Can you forgive
All the mistakes you do
You are true
You are you"
I can’t tell if I’m good or bad,"I guess maybe somewhere in the middle
I feel like every thought I have
Is a thought that I’ve thought before
Like over and over again
Maybe I don’t read enough
And watch too much TV
Does it matter why I write these songs
I’m not sure that it does
There’s many things all along
That have driven me to write
And nothing would make me stop
Maybe I should stop posting them
And only write them for me
My body feels like it’s falling apart
Should I feel this way at 37?
I inherited this bad bad heart
I take my medicine
And I run almost every day
But my body aches all over
Is this normal
I’m only gonna write 4 verses to this song
My daughter is about to wake from her nap
I’ll forget I wrote it by next week
Until someday I hear it again
I wonder what I’ll think of it then
Will I think good job past Jonathan
Or say man this is terrible
I guess we’ll see"
There’s this guy in my hotel room,"He’s got horns and 8 eyes
He’s sticking out his tongue
He’s missing two fingers
I don’t know what he wants
He could seem kind of menacing
But I’m pretty sure he’s friendly
Maybe that’s just wishful thinking
Portland Hotel Experience
I’m getting a real Portland Hotel Experience
I guess he’ll watch me sleeping
With his weird scaly arms
And his body that turns to drops
And his ears that look like Vulcan’s
He appears out of the darkness
Is he watching over me?
Is he going to tell me stories?
Is he going to eat my dreams?
Everyone seems really nice here
Young and full of energy
Won’t they be surprised
When I go to bed at 7:30
Just kidding gonna stay out late
The first night of XOXO
But I will be really tired
I’m a morning person that’s how we roll"
What are you looking at I don't know,"What are you doing I'm
not sure who's that person in the pirate
hat looking at me What
are you doing I don't know what are
you looking at I'm
not sure who are you Tell
me what to do don't look at me
right now Cause
I'm feeling away I'm
feeling like a big fat loser on the
way don't look at me now don't look
at me down don't look at me at
all Know
my friends oh what you gonna do What
you gonna do What
you gonna do when they come for you
Remember that song they played around that show
Cops Now
Cops has been canceled The
Cops are not canceled so fuck the cops
oh fuck the cops oh fuck the cops
oh fuck the cop Cop
cop cop oh fuck the cops oh fuck
the co Overcome"
Mitt Romney pays less taxes than me,"Mitt Romney pays less taxes than me
He calls me a mooch
He calls me a leech
And yet he pays less taxes than me
Mitt Romney pays less taxes than you
Mitt Romney pays less taxes than you
Unless you're rich as him
And your accountants just as shrewd
Mitt Romney pays less taxes than you
Mitt Romney pays less taxes than us
Mitt Romney pays less taxes than us
And he contributes nothing
And leaves behind him dust
Mitt Romney pays less taxes than us
Those who pay no income tax
Still pay a payroll tax
Which comes to 15.3 percent
That's a bit more than the 13.9
That Romney pays on his entire fortune
Mitt Romney pays less taxes than ya'll
In his private jet less taxes than ya'll
If you're struggling to get by
To him that must sound so banal
Mitt Romney pays less taxes than ya'll
Mitt Romney pays less taxes most
Mitt Romney pays less taxes most
In front of the right crowd
It's a fact he'd probably boast
Mitt Romney pays less taxes most
Mitt Romney pays less taxes than me
Mitt Romney pays less taxes than me
I'll make less in 20 years than he'll make this week
Mitt Romney pays less taxes than me"
The desert is a death camp,"The olive trees are burning
And all I hear is screaming
In the silence all around me
Raining down from heaven
Whistling through the buildings
Torn apart and bleeding
Crushing and collapsing
The gates of hell are open
But there’s no gods or demons
Just lost and broken humans
And trails of empty traumas
Useless and unlooked at
Hearts no longer beating
Trails of blood all leading
To the bottom of the mountain
To the desert and the death camp
To the olive trees all burning
To the silence all around me
Where all I hear is screaming"
Stack up every book that has ever existed,"And they would reach straight out into space
Each one containing a fully formed world
Dragons to kill and lovers to chase
Some people say, ""I don't like to read""
And to those people I simply say this:
I'm really sorry, you don't know what you're missing
Reading a good book can be bliss
Read more books
Please read more books
And play more video games
Watch TV and movies
But read more books, cuz it's all the same
The stories in a book
You won't get another way
The book is the perfect system of delivery
Read more books
Read more books
Please read more books right now"
Put on your boots,"We’re walking on the roof
Walking on the roof tonight
Snuffing out all the starts
And putting in LED lights
Taking down the moon
And putting up a sign
Believe everything you read
Setting up a tower
To beam the message
You have everything you need
Don’t look down
Don’t look down
Because then you’ll fall
Down"
it was 50 miles wide,"the color of the sky
was pink and blue and shy
the water rippled out
the crew gave a shout
the submarine deployed
the captain said ahoy
the first mate was a fish
who granted me one wish
i thought of stopping time
or eternal life
then Jesus he rolled through
and Pontius Pilate too
Jesus had a stone
Pontius’ mouth was sewn
shut and tight and sealed
and Jesus he revealed
his magic tricks and trash
with soul patch and mustache
i wandered away confused
and saw he took my shoes
my feet in mud and sand
as the ocean turned to land
and i stared out all wide eyed
and went out with the tide"
"Oh, Cuz I’m growing my hair out","Yeah, it’s a midlife crisis
Wanna look like Greg from Steven Universe
Yeah, I’m rocking a headband
Donald Gibb in Bloodspot
I loved that movie as a kid
My brother had copied it on VHS
Yeah I’m rocking a headband
I had to shave my beard
Cuz it was getting too hot
Got to keep the hair off my neck
Yeah, I’m rocking a headband"
If you lived your life on Twitter,"You’d never know music existed
I simply can’t imagine you
Might have experienced it different
I grew up in a prosperous time
But I’m blind to the privilege
So instead I like to wail and whine
About all kinds of stupid bullshit
Whenever I sit down to write
I say the first thing that comes into my mind
Hello my name is David Brooks
And I lack empathy
If you lived your life on Twitter
You’d  never know music existed
I honestly think I’m the only one
Who’s ever really grabbed life and lived it
I say young folks are coddled
But let me tell ya that’s pure projection
I hate millennials
And yet I married one"
Gonna sleep on the left coast,"Let’s flip the map over
Then it’s just the west coast
My time is a marvel
Magic at every turn
Magic in the sky planes
And a lack of concern
Wake up on one coast
Go to sleep on the airport
15 airports, airports bringing me further
Airports, bringing me further away
Airports make me further away"
Focus your attention on the task at hand,"don't be so distracted by all the shiny
things the Internet
can save you from make you feel despair
Focus your attention and spread your wings Spread
your wings Spread
them wide Focus
softly on the sun and sky Spread
your wings Catch
the wind Focus
softly your attention Fuss
it on the couch I'm
liable to get sucked up Pulled
in ever further by concentric rings One
thing to another I'm
lost in a sea of bliss But
I focus my attention Spread
my wings Spread
my wings Spread
them wide Focus
softly on the sun and sky Spread
my wind Catch
the wind Focus
softly my attention Short
song for Monday
About how easy it is to not focus
your attention on the task at hand and
get distracted which happens to me all the
time So
much to do and I just get so
distracted by this And
And as soon as I start clicking on
the Internet
man it's just a distraction machine I hope
that these songs are distractions for you I
hope that you're coming to them and I
don't know enjoying them and that it feels
less like a distraction and more like a
Like a deliberate treat for yourself Anyway
Thursday This
Thursday Let's
see I put it in my calendar I'm
already forgetting This
is why I'm
so distracted I'm
forgetting my own Google
Hangout How
about that Thursday
6pm March
20 Just
want to remind everybody to come and join
the Google
Hangout Come
right here to the To
where you're sitting and we'll do it We'll
hang out on the Googles
Okay So"
Cats are fighting outside my door,"That hiss, that scream, that tiny roar
I wonder what they are fighting for?
It must seem important to them
What’s important to a cat is hard to measure
By an inch, a yard
dog needs love and chasing cars
But cats are more aloof
Kitty cat fighting on the outside
Kitty cat fighting on the outside
Kitty cat fighting on the outside
Outside looking in
Now the cats are gone
I guess they solved their differences
With blood and all the fur
And teeth and madness, claws
It must have seemed important to them
And when they dream, next they’ll see
The other cat looming heavily
They’ll toss and turn, sleepily
Wondering what went wrong
Kitty cat fighting on the outside
Kitty cat fighting on the outside
Kitty cat fighting on the outside
Kitty cat fighting on the outside
Kitty cat fighting on the outside
Kitty cat fighting on the outside
Kitty cat fighting on the outside
Kitty cat fighting on the outside
Looking in"
Aivi and Jonathan in space,"Drifting around the Milky Way
No planet
No parents
No space pets
To come home to
And we’re searching for signs
Splitting atoms in time
The black holes, they pull us near
But we have our own atmosphere
Aivi and Jonathan in space
Hanging around with aliens
New planets
New family
And a space dog
Who loves to chase cars
And we’re, searching for, signs
Splitting atoms in time
The black holes, they pull us near
But we have our own atmosphere"
Gotta drop Okay,"okay okay Whatever
you need it to be okay okay okay
this is a huge deal Dub
dub summon a circle hope this worksios15 reduce
your temptation the web vpn you know it's
Apple home Cause
there's no bathroom okay okay okay okay Whatever
you need it to be okay okay okay
okay this is a huge deal I've
had this nightmare Going
to have nightmares about that thought Oh
whoops sorry Gonna
have hundreds of t Hundreds
of tabs each Okay
okay okay okay okay Whatever
you need it to be okay okay okay
okay okay okay this is a huge deal
okay okay okay okay Whatever
you need it to be okay okay okay
okay probably should have just taken the car"
Saturn’s gonna Saturn,"Earth is gonna Earth
7 billion people
some wearing t shirts
The night falls on the city
The stars are in the sky
But i cannot see them
until we turn off all the lights
say good bye to peanuts
say goodbye to bees
get use to walking
around on your knees
i heard a story
what the future will be like
you can’t really know
until you turn off all the lights
Hunger in your belly
Rage inside your heart
Things have ended badly
That had a promising start
sleep won’t come easy
and the more you fight
you just delay the inevitable
until you turn off all the lights"
"Every time you sleep on the ground, you got another one coming","Drumming, plastic skins, we don’t belong in these old time hymns
And oh, I’m just telling a lie
Telling a lie that don’t hurt nobody
And oh, I’m just breaking my stride
Stopping to smell the roses
Nice, twice bed bug lice
Everytime you sleep in New York you got another one coming
Humming familiar tune
New York, New York and someday soon
And oh, I’m just telling a lie
Telling a lie that don’t hurt nobody
And oh, I’m just breaking my stride
Stopping to smell the roses again
And you forfeit to the state
Your rights and sealed fate
god given mandate that you hate
And the tires squeal and burn
In the noontime sun in Kern
County where they turn everything you learn into something false
Rap, slap it’s a trap
Everytime you sleep in the sky you got another one coming
Numbing skin to the touch, nobody bothers to feel too much
And oh, I’m just telling a lie
Telling a lie that don’t hurt nobody
And oh, I’m just breaking my stride
Stopping to smell the roses
And oh, I’m just telling a lie
Telling a lie that don’t hurt nobody but
And oh, I’m just breaking my stride
Stopping to smell the roses again"
Sing my song,"You ready
I'm so tired
Just gonna lay down on the couch
I'm so tired
My whole body says ouch
I'm so tired
I don't want to do nothing
Gonna go bowling while
Pippi goes to a birthday party yeah yeah yeah yeah
I'm so tired yeah
Y yeah yeah yeah okay
I'm so tired yeah yeah yeah
Sing with me baby
I'm so tired yeah yeah yeah yeah
I'm so tired
I'm just gonna lay here
I'm just gonna lay here
I'm just gonna lay here on the couch
Pepe is gonna sing
She's gonna sing with me
She's gon right now
Here comes the chorus
Sing with me
I'm so
I'm so tired
Tired
I'm so
I'm so tired
Tired
I'm so
I'm so tired
I'm tired
I'm tired
I'm tired and
I'm tired
Can
I"
Offset your gains with the tax loss harvest,"Mitigate the pain with the tax loss harvest
Not illegal yet, so don’t be modest Get
rid of your worthless coins Crypto
taxes are so very annoying Income
can only be offset by capital loss up
three thousand dollars But
capital gains well they can be offset by
up to infinite capital loss These
rules benefit the rich cuz they Have
so much more money with which to play
While the poor and working folks pay and
pay and pay There’s
no software that works to handle all your
crypto tax, no You
end up having to just go transaction by
transaction to get it right The
big big banks want it this way To
do away with self custody So
meanwhile all of us pay and pay and
pay Get
rid of your worthless NFTs
Crypto taxes brings me to my knees"
Obama is great,"And he loves us
He keeps the world in shape
Yes he does
Oh he loves us
And he makes me smile all the time
We got Obama
Oh yeah, yeah
No more drama with Obama
He will stop war and make the world happy
With Obama"
When you wake up the beast inside of you,"Who’s gonna hold your hand
And tell you it’s gonna be all right
As you rip the heads off your fellow man
When you wake up the beast inside of you
Dormant in your DNA
People recoil at the sight of you
Who’s gonna tell you  it’ll be ok
When you wake up the beast inside of you
Knowing it was there all along
You’re an energy vampire
Feeding on people to stay strong
When you wake up the beast inside of you
The color of the sun
You look around and realize
You’re not the only one"
Say goodbye to these big black locks I,"sit and watch you fall down under my
socks I’m
just losing my hair, it’s not a question
of what it is fair Life
goes on, I’ll
be getting some grey I think it makes
me look sophistica-ted I’m
just losing my hair, losing my hair, losing
my hair I’m
just losing my hair, losing my hair, losing
my hair I’m
just losing my hair, all I do is
stare Don’t
give me products, I don’t need your goop
I take it like a man, I’m
part of a troop I’m
just losing my hair, it’s not exactly that
I don’t care But
change is good, so I welcome it To
hold on to the past feels desperate I’m
just losing my hair, losing my hair, losing
my hair I’m
just losing my hair, losing my hair, losing
my hair Lose,
lose, losing, lose, lose, losing I’m
just losing my hair, losing my hair Lose,
lose, losing, lose, lose, losing I’m
just losing my hair, losing my hair Lose,
lose, losing, lose, lose, losing I’m
just losing my hair, losing my hair"
"I’m a bird, you’re a bird, let’s get it on","I’m a bird, you’re a bird, let’s get it on
Let’s make some babies
Let’s get it on
Let’s do it all night long
I’m dancin’ for you
I’m dancin’ for you
I’m dancin’, I’m dancin’, I’m dancin’ for you
I’m dancin’ for you
I’m dancin’ for you
I’m dancin’, I’m dancin’, I’m dancin’ for you
I’m dancin’ for you because
I’m a bird, you’re a bird, let’s get it on
Yeah
I’m a bird, you’re a bird, so let’s get it on
Let’s make some babies
Let’s get it on
Let’s do it all night long"
Sitting in my neighbors lawn,"Surrounded by howling trees
The big trees became our dads
The smaller ones became our moms
We convinced each other that we spoke
The language of the trees
I believed and you believed
And believing it just made it so
I need to believe
I am trying to believe
I want to believe
On a boulder in my yard
You’re telling me a story there
About a man that’s smaller than
single blade of grass by far
You really seemed to know
All about this little man
I believed and you believed
And believing it just made it so
Standing in a walden’s books
We were a bit older now
There was one book we loved the most
Red and white and look look look
We wanted a new where’s waldo
You convinced me there was one
I believed and you believed
But believing it didn’t make it so"
"Look out for the algorithms, they can beat","you down or lift you, lines of code
behind the screen that can completely shift you,
lines of code written by men, mostly men
of a certain age, a dark reflection of
their will from which there's no escape. Look
out for the algorithms, they're floating all around,
you don't even notice them, you're breathing them
in right now, everything you see and feel
is subject to their will, a hundred years
of advertising, perfectly distilled, look out for the
algorithms, they'll infect how you think, they've got
you making content that brings you to the
brink, are you really saying all the things
you want to say or is it just
lines of code that are pushing you this
way? Look
out for the algorithms, it's content that they
want, not art or poems or films or
essays or jokes or plays or songs, it
only wants your eyeballs, it only wants your
time, it only wants to rile you up
and only make you want to make you
lose your mind, lose your mind, lose your
mind, lose your mind"
Shitcoins in your salad,"Shitcoins on the sidewalk
Shitcoins under the bed
Shitcoins on the beach
Shitcoins tumbling upward
Shitcoins up in the sky
Shitcoins bearing their teeth
Shitcoins hold you hostage
Shitcoins buttering bread
Shitcoins on your forehead
Shitcoins in your dreams
Shitcoins down a manhole
Shitcoins eating breakfast
Shitcoins in the floorboards
Shitcoins calling in sick
Shitcoins dunking cookies
Shitcoins learning to love again
Shitcoins breaking the law
Shitcoins with a robe on
Shitcoins taking advantage
Shitcoins in a burrito
Shitcoins fancy footwork
Shitcoins like a holiday
Shitcoins bordering loneliness
Shitcoins hava nagila
Shitcoins wasn’t the question
Shitcoins said socrates
Shitcoins under my pillow
Shitcoins never had nothing
Shitcoins forking the beaver
Shitcoins were my only friend
Shitcoins locking up killers
Shitcoins doing the hoochy coo
Shitcoins fucking like polar bears
Shitcoins doubling dumpsters
Shitcoins in a fight"
5 is decorating his house with a tree,"4 is looking forward to the number party
So 9, 9
Put them together you get a 9
9, 9
Dig it, together they’ll make a 9
9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9 x2
6 is sliding away down a hill
3 is bouncing to the rhythm of the mockingbird trill
So 9, 9
Put them together you get a 9
9, 9
Dig it, together they’ll make a 9
9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9 x2
8’s on a date in the great salt lake
1’s running for the mayor of Washington state
So 9, 9
Put them together you get a 9
9, 9
They like each other, they’ll make a 9
9, 9
9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9 x4
Oh yeah"
Some days you are shy at the playground,"and someday you don't want anybody to be
around But
every day is a new day and every
flower belongs in a new bouquet Sometimes
you're really picky about what you want to
eat Sometimes
you don't want those shoes upon your feet
But every day you do it You
do it your way And
every flower belongs in its own bouquet Sa
you get this look up in your eye
and sometimes it's difficult You
don't even want to try But
every day you look at what you got
and you say that every flower has its
own bouquet That
every flower has its own bouquet"
Baby Mario,"Was being carried by the stork by the
stork La
la la la La
la la la Then
he fell down he fel He
fell down oh no Oh
no he fell down don't kick that Don't
kick that Oh
no he fell down oh Oh
no he fell down can you sing that
with me Oh
no he fell down he fell down Dun
dun dun oh no oh no he fell
down Now
Yoshi has to carry Mario
every which way This
way and that way and all around And
this way and that way and all around
So Mario
Oh Ohno
he fell down oh no Oh
no he fell down Dance
again now Oh
no Mmm
He fell down oh no oh no oh
no he fell down You
want to sing a little bit What
is Captain
Toad gonna do Hey
Oh no Oh
no oh no oh no oh no oh
no oh no oh no Oh
no Oh
no Oh
no No
Oh no oh no oh no oh no
oh no oh no he fell"
Karen’s got a gun,"And she’d like to speak
To the manager
Yeah she’s packing heat
Karen’s got a gun
And her husband does too
If you’re protestin’
They will point them at you
Karen’s got a gun
Her marriage is a wreck
They haven’t made love
Since who knows when
She drowns her sorrows in wine
And gets riled up
She fantasizes about
About Tucker Carlson
She can’t remember the last time she was happy
Feeling so worthless but surrounded by the trappings
Of everything she thought that she always wanted
So she grabs her gun and goes out on the lawn
Karen’s got a gun
And some denial too
Repressing her feelings
Since 1972
Karen’s got a gun
She feels in control
She’s got that look in her eye
That comes from deep in her soul
Karen’s got a gun
And her finger is on
The trigger look out
She’s out on the lawn
All of her rage
And all of her spite
Are directed at you
Protesting tonight"
He was shackled in the standing position for,"54 hours as part of sleep deprivation and
experienced swelling in his lower legs requiring blood
thinner and bandages. He
was moved to a sitting position, and his
sleep deprivation was extended to 78 hours. After
the swelling subsided, he was provided with more
blood thinner and returned to the standing position.
The sleep deprivation was extended to 102 hours.
Then four hours sleep, another 52 hours Slapping
multiple times on the back of the head
implying his mother would be brought in and
sexually abused; blowing cigar smoke in his face,
a forced bath with a stiff brush and
improvised stress positions that caused bruises and cuts
Shackled to the floor, on the bare concrete
floor And
he was wearing only a sweatshirt The
next day they found his dead body He
died from hypothermia from being forced to sit
on the bare concrete floor 26 out of
98 were wrongfully detained And
the prisoners were of medium value Detainees
were walked around naked Or
shackled with their hands above their heads 5
CIA officers would scream and drag them out
Cut their clothes off and secure them up
with tape Hooded
and dragged down a long corridor While
being slapped and punched The
CIA never conducted a credible analysis Of
the effectiveness of these techniques"
It's only been 45 days I got 55,"more The
songs I got to write like I have
never done before And
we got four more years and I don't
know how we're gonna do it and got
four more years I don't know how we're
gonna get right through it get right through"
Hobbling towards the exit,"paper clip joint
Feeling a little bit different
From all the other boys
When I make it outta here
Gonna grow my own corn
Eat tomatoes in the sunshine
And toot my own horn
Toot my own horn
Growing with catastrophe
Showing right up on time
Remove all apostrophes
Go line by line
In the dust and rubble
You’ll find a magazine
Rifle through the pages
And you’ll see what I mean
Gonzo are the delicate
Turntables of yore
Nothing left to deface
No whisper or roar
When we make it outta here
Gonna make the feeling last
Gonna hold up my hands
And say ohh no so fast"
Please for die,"But for bail funds
Please
Die
But for canceling debts
Please or down
But for bail funds please or down
But for canceling debts
Fractionalizing dog memes is fun
So is buying the
US constitution
But friends at the beginning our work's not done
There's so much more that we could doing
Like please and down bus for canceling death
That's right"
Today I’m a miserly misanthrope,"I’m a mean and malevolent man
I’m mister munchhausen
I’m messy and mousey
I’m Moses without a plan
Today I’m extra egregious
Eviscerated and erred
An evil exquisite
Elicit explicit
Ersatz with everything bared
Caffeinated
I call call call
No one comes
Holed up and hated
Heavy heavy heat
I’m hung out to dry
Today I’m torn up and terrible
teeming and tired tirade
Twisted and tucked
tumbling trust
Touched by a thunder parade
Today I’m a thirsty thermometer
I’m thoughtless and thorny and thick
therapy thread
Batting a thousand
thief who can’t even think"
It looks like Windows,"didn't load correctly
If you'd like to restart and try again,
choose ""Restart my PC""
below. Otherwise,
choose ""See advanced repair options""
for troubleshooting tools
and advanced options.
If you don't know
which option is right for you,
contact someone you trust
to help with this."
"Hey, my name is Sarah","And I wanna work for you, Soundcloud
I’m an opera singer
If you hire me I will make you so proud
I’m super organized
I live and breathe music
I always do what I say I’ll do
I live in San Francisco
I’m really outgoing
I’ll walk up to someone and say “How are you?”
“What are you eating”
Hey Soundcloud
I wanna hit play
I can see the waveforms
And internet music saved
Oh Soundcloud
It makes me wanna click you
And so I pick you
For all my Internet music needs
You, you are the future
And the color of your website is white and orange
I'll evangelize you
I’ll evangelize you, oh galore
I'm really self-driven
I'm super-efficient
And I’ve fought terrorists
I'm internet savvy
And my name is Sarah Dabby
And the chorus goes like this
And the chorus goes like this
Hey Soundcloud
I wanna hit play
I can see the waveforms
And internet music saved
Oh Soundcloud
It makes me wanna click you
And so I pick you
For all my Internet music needs
Hey David, Noel
Jonathan Mann here
I’d like to vouch for my friend
She’s played in my band
She’s in high demand
And her patience has no end
And she can sing opera
Plus she always shows up on time
She’s got a double-jointed toe
She’s ready to go
And now it’s time for a viola solo, oh
Oh Soundcloud
It makes me wanna click you
And so I pick you
For all my Internet music needs
Oh Soundcloud
It makes me wanna click you
And so I pick you
For all my Internet music needs
“I’d like to do one more…”"
It’s down to the wire,"It’s coming on quick
Just a thin coat
Then she’ll lay it on thick
The last hurrah
For the human race
Before we’re no longer
Welcome in this place
No time for talk
It’s time for deeds
Throwing our bodies
On the machinery
It’s easy to feel
Like it’s too late
That hungry maw
Will never satiate
But everything you see is man made
And that means it can be unmade
It’s only natural to be afraid
We’re gonna need more than just a band aid
The systems we know
Are all gonna break
Monopoly of violence
Held by the state
Will you hoard your stuff
In your bunker on drugs
Or come into the sunlight
And build with us
I spend all day
In a whirlwind dream
Accountable to those
Who depend on me
I spend all night
Dreaming about
Losing the people
I can’t live without"
I keep my head right above the water,"And I don’t let go
I tell my secrets to the tress in the forest
Where the wild winds blow
And oh, that’s so funny they say
You’re just human being
Come see us when you are grown up
You’ve become a human treeing
I reach up to touch the sky
But the sky recoils
I try to say I’m not that guy
But she’s seen me with the tgirls
Oh, that’s so funny she says
You think you can get by
Touching whatever you want to
Water soil and sky
I’ve been told but will never learn
To see things as they are
I saved myself from the endless burn
Then I set my life on fire
Oh that’s so funny he says
As he licks my charred remains
Everybody mistakes their death
For simple growing pains"
Body facing right,"Face facing right
Turn face left
Turn face right
Oh yeah that’s right
Body facing forward
Face facing left
Turn face right
Turn face right
Oh yeah that’s right
Turn, turn your body
Turn, turn your face
This is the time you occupy
This is the space
Turn, turn to the right
Turn, turn to the left
This is the blood
It is the lungs of your breath
Body facing left
Face facing left
Turn face right
Turn face left
Oh yeah that’s left
Body facing forward
Face facing right
Turn face left
Look up
Look up look up"
Two red pandas trying to get in the,"house Two
red pandas trying to figure it out One
red panda starts hopping around and singing this
song As
she jumps from the ground To
get what you want just keep hopping on
and you don't stop Three
red pandas are now on the scene Prowling
around trying to find some cuisine The
one red panda had the idea and all
three voices ring out clear You
gotta hop hop hop to get what you
want for hop hop Just
keep hopping on hop hop hop and you
don't stop you gotta hop hop get what
you want you gotta hop hop hop Pick
up your feet and you don't stop you
gotta hop hop hop Cause
you gotta get what you want you gotta
hop hop hop Hit
the ground and you don't stop Red
pandas resemble raccoons with eyes surrounded by two
full moons But
you can't judge a mammal by what you
see because they belong in to get what
you want oh youh just keep hopping off
Hop hop hop and you don't stop Bum
bum bum Give
them what you want Bum
bum Keep
em hopping on bum hop hop Give
them what you want Bum
hopping Cause
hopping is fun to get what you want
Keep hopping on get what you want you
don't stop"
He was first elected in 1980 That's,"37 years 37 years ago But
he lives in Virginia
not New
Jersey And
now he's He's
got to Now
he's got to go Cause
he's no Show
Smith but are you so afraid of no
Show Smith
Do your job No
Show Smith
hiding in Virginia
no backbone he won't stand up no backbone
he won't stand up no no he hasn't
faced us in 24 years it's like he's
not even trying at all he doesn't live
among us no no no he doesn't represent
us no no no he's too scared to
hold the town hall does he know she
Smith but are you so afraid of no
Joe Smith
do your job no Joe
Smith Hiding
in Virginia
no backbone he won't stand up no no
backbone he won't stand up at all he
opposes a marriage equality he thinks Hollywood
has a gay agenda he's no friend to
you o me he represents New
Jersey but lives in Virgin
Virginia Cause
he's no Show
Smith But
I accept freedom no Show
Smith do your job no showsmith Hiding
in Virginia
no backbone he won't stand up he's got
no backbone he won't stand up no backbone
he won't stand up and face his constituents"
One such powerful individual,"that Epstein forced then-minor
Jane Doe #3
to have sexual relations with
was former Harvard Law Professor Alan Dershowitz
Da da da Dershowitz, Pedo, Pedo
In addition to being a participant in the abuse
of Jane Doe #3 and other minors Deshowitz
was an eye-witness to the sexual abuse
of many other minors
Da da da Dershowitz, Pedo, Pedo"
It’s like riding a bike,"Step into the light
Put on your cross country skis
If you don’t know
Your own feet in the snow
You’ll die out there, you’ll freeze
I had you
You had me
From the end
To the beginning
Tell me the truth
What’s bothering you
Is it from outside or within
You don’t need help
To lie to yourself
About the state that you are in
Every time
I’m crying and I’m
Just this side of letting go
Nothing will break
When you make a mistake
It might not feel good though"
I got a nice idea,"How about we a
Don’t live in fear
Any more
Sure as shit seems hard
When the trees are on fire in the yard
But you can open your heart
To the core
When the world starts failing
And the sun ain’t a given
You got no room
To rearrange how you’re living
It doesn’t take much to
Forget what you know
All you gotta do is let go
Watch the lights go down
Watch you get along with what you thought
You couldn’t live without
You’re stuck in lost and found
Make the best of it
You hear it calling, the void
You’re holding on for dear life oh boy
You might as well enjoy
The test   of it"
He’s got big brown eyes,"Loves the Braves
The Bulldogs too
Though they’ve seen better days
He’s 5 11
but says he’s 6 feet
He went to UGA
Got a finance degree
When he gets drunk
He does a walkabout
Through east Atlanta
With a dead cell phone
DJ Yarbizzle
Lives in South Atlanta
And he’s a great negotiator
Katie calls him CuteFace
He loves all kinds of music
He hates the Mets and Florida Gators
He hates cilantro
And coconut
Loves Terripin beer
And good Bourbon
Connor McGregor
And Bernie
All kinds of food
He’ll try anythingl
He pretends to be annoyed
To make Katie laugh
He pretends to hate Finley
He’s funny like that
And he hates doing laundry
And he hates Virginia Tech
But he loves Kathy Steve and Ben
And Katie so much use
DJ Yarbizzle
Lives in South Atlanta
And he’s a great negotiator
Katie calls him CuteFace
He loves all kinds of music
He hates the Mets and Florida Gators"
There was this guy on the plane,"Who I was quite sure was a douche
He was watching Green Lantern and
Doing lots of douchey things
He was yelling at the screen
And getting really rowdy
And the douchiest thing of all
Is that it's such a bad movie
But then the plane had landed
And I overheard his conversation
With the elderly couple in front of him
He seemed like a very, very nice guy
And I felt bad about judging him
As I opened the overhead bin
My baritone uke fell out
And hit a woman on the head
And so I am the douche
Yes I am the douche
I thought he was the douche
Oh no
In my smug satisfaction
My closed-minded small reaction
So I am the douche
Oh no
Oh no
So I got on the train
And started heading home
It was pretty thin
Not a lot people on this late
So I took up a seat and a half
It was me and my luggage
But as we got closer to the city
The train started to fill
Well an overweight woman
Se sat down beside me
It was a very tight fit
But mostly because of my luggage
My first reaction was
“What the hell is she thinking?”
But then I realized
That she just needed a place to sit
And so I am the douche
Oh I am the douche
I thought she was the douche
But no
In my smug satisfaction
My closed-minded small reaction
Turns out I am the douche
Oh no
I think douching as a practice
Seems pretty silly
Overall don't vaginas
Mostly take care of themselves
So douche as an insult seems pretty fitting
To describe unnecessary, silly persons
Who overthink it all to hell
I just got back from New York
And when I was in Williamsburg
I looked at every hipster
And thought, ""man that guy's a douche""
It can be hard not to judge
But it's only ourselves we see
Reflected in other's choices
So it turns out that the douche is me
Yeah I am the douche
Yeah I am the douche
I thought he was the douche
But no
In my smug satisfaction
My closed-minded small reactions
Turns out I am the douche
Oh no
Everybody sing it now
I am the douche
Oh yeah
I am the douche
I thought they were the douche
Oh no
In my smug satisfaction
My closed-minded small reaction
Turns out I am the douche
Oh no
Turns out I am the douche
Oh no"
That’s a lot of jokes,"Holy smokes
Got a joke for each situation
Any kind of person
Any nation
Laughter simply never ends
And you’ll share them with your friends
18,000 Cool Jokes
That’s a lot of jokes
Holy smokes
18,000 Cool Jokes
Just 99 cents
You won’t go broke
18,000 Cool Jokes
Go to Cramzy
Holy smokes"
I just heard the news about the helicopter,"All the dudes ducking down into the bomb shelter
How’s everybody going to play this?
Where will the first bomb be detonated
Who’s voice are we gonna hear on the wire
Who’s got the moral authority to put out the fire
Is this how our civilization ends
Again and again and again and again
I just heard the news about the helicopter
Was it really an accident or a monster
Who’s got the orders when the bodies are warm
Who’s at the helm in the middle of the storm
Information moves now freely through our minds
Twisted into knots like a house covered up in vines
Open the windows up and pretend
Again and again and again and again
I just heard the news about the helicopter
voice turns from a shout down to a whisper
Even softer than a butterflies wings
garden fertilized with the bones of kings
The air is thick with blood and bile
Hear the number go up and see them smile
Close your eyes and count to ten
Again and again and again and again"
I will improvise this song for you,"Sometimes happy sometimes blue
We sing hibba dibba dibba doo
We sing dip a dip a dip a do
Do you think that will make it through
Do you think that will go to you someday
I was walking through
Just through
I was thinking about portmanteau
I was doing what
I always do
When
I do
When
I do
The number of chords is 2
The number of chords
I do
I do
I do
I do
I do
I do
I do
I look at me and look at you
I see what you could do if you
Hibba dibba do do do do do
Hiba dibba dibba do do do do
Hibba dibba dibba do do do do do"
Out here among the stars Far,"away from the clubs and bars Far
away from the obligations of family and other
machinations out here I can finally see it's
not about me it's not about me I
came here off the cuff I came to
get unstop stop to escape the holiday grind
to search to find a brand new way
to be it's not about me it's not
about me it's not about me it's not
about me it's not about me it's not
about me not about me it's not about
me it's not about me"
To prepare us for the fusion of,"Existence made of darkest matter
Silver keys on golden platters
Children laughing, teeth that chatter on
Sky is on fire
And I’m set to expire
So roll your Kroalnos home
Your Kroalnos
Roll my Kroalnos home
My Kroalnos
Doctors sit on platforms waiting
While conductors are debating words
Are they worthless?
Are they useful?
Concepts lose what makes them truthful
One man shouted with a toothful heart
Bugs coming out of the sky
And I’m so very right
So roll my Kroalnos home
My Kroalnos
Roll my Kroalnos home
My Kroalnos
Deconstructing holy buildings
Holding candles but I’m willing to
Break with ???
Thoughts were gotten or devoured
By the lonely guard of tower one
Sky is on fire
Come and join the wire
And roll my Kroalnos home
My Kroalnos
Roll my Kroalnos home
My Kroalnos home"
40014001 I'm,"not yet done 40014001 I'm
not yet done My
race isn't run 4001 I will write another
song I will do it until the cows
come home 4000 and run 4001 until exploding
sun 4001 4001 4001 put another bun in
the oven I will write another I will
say why do I bother But
I do O
4001 My
race ain't yet run I'm
not yet done 40014001 I'm
not yet done My
race isn't run 4001"
Well it’s,"August 2011
The presidential race
Is already swinging
The Grand Old Party
Is lookin’ and lookin’
But, so far
They are not finding
You got Big Boy Romney
Romney Romney Romney
And wild-eyed Bachman
She’s so crazy
And Crazy Herman Cain
He may be crazier
And Bush Rick Perry
He’s just scary
And then there is Ron Paul
His name is Ron
Make the most sense of all
About what’s going on
But he’s not taken seriously
He’s ignored by everyone on TV
But they love Palin
No matter what she does
Bachmann may have won the Iowa straw poll
But Palin’s still the front-runner because
We keep talking about her
If we ignore her
She’ll just go away
And so it’s August 2011
The front-runner hasn’t even entered the race
The economy sucks
And everything’s crumbling
So here’s Bachmann and Perry
Stuffing their faces
Bachmann and Perry stuffing their faces
Bachmann and Perry stuffing their faces
Bachmann and Perry stuffing their faces
Bachmann and Perry stuffing their faces
Bachmann and Perry stuffing their faces
Bachmann and Perry stuffing their faces
Bachmann and Perry stuffing their faces
Bachmann and Perry stuffing their faces
Yeah"
life is complicated,"one day it's the worst
the next it's the greatest
from a single point
all outcomes are made
each moment anoints
a rolling cascade
and i
just sit here
thinking all these thoughts
as the water keeps falling
the water is falling on my head
Capybara Hey!
Capybara ho!
Everybody sing!
H20!"
I was a ghost in the dark,"I was miles apart
And nothing made any sense to me
I wasn’t who you want me to be
I’m hanging up my guns
I’m making myself up as a go
In every single word I say
That’s what I tell myself anyway
Was left holding the bag
And I never looked back
I held you in high regard
I was taller than Boregard
I’m hanging up my guns
I’m making myself up as a go
In every single word I say
That’s what I tell myself anyway"
I don’t want to talk about this,"Can we talk about it later
Can we pretend this conversation
Is a hungry alligator
Let’s leave it in the swamp
and come back when we’re ready
My palms are full of ice
And my eyeballs are sweaty
We can talk
About it tomorrow
I got lots left to do
Before I call it quits
I got fire in my loins
And cheese in my arm pits
You don’t want me listening
To what you have to say
I won’t remember most of it
Tomorrow anyway
We can talk about it tomorrow
When the snow is piling up
WE can talk about it until the plow
Puts all the snow in our cups
We can talk about it tomorrow
While the wind rages on
From the corners of the evening
To the great expanse of dawn
It’s not even a big deal
Just some random thoughts and things
But I got dishes to do
And I got songs to sing
I got baths to take
And brains to turn off
My liver’s made of turpentine
And my skull’s gone soft"
Your ears from left to right,"And all along
It is familiar
You’ve always been here
You know this song
But something’s changing
The strangest feeling
Comes in waves
You can’t deny it
At first it’s quiet
But now it’s swing
It plays in the noon day sun
It plays in the smoking gun
It plays in the sky above
And it plays when ???
It plays when you hear the call
It plays anywhere at all
It plays out beyond the stars
It plays anywhere you are
Let your ears decide
They will be your guide
Let your ears decide
???
Let your ears decide
They will be your guide
Let your ears decide
They will be your guide"
"He was taking all the gold from his pockets,","And putting it underground
Like ET from atari
No one can tell the future
Better keep it safe and sound
And anyway i’d rather be safe than sorry
Give a little bit
Take a little bit more
Now he’s painting a hole in the ceiling
And a chasm on the floor
Never seen nothing like it
Give him a reason to stay
And he’ll give you just one more
He’ll take your conversation and spike it
Give a little bit
Take a little bit more
Like a dog with gun he’s always on the run
Looking for some new excuses
He lives in a mattress made of salt
He’s always asked to be buried
With something old and useless
So he lays there with a catapult"
Anywhere you go,"You will find your way
You are ready for the world
For the give and take
Anywhere you go
The road will give you space
You’ve been through briars now
It’s roses all the way
And I’ll see you on the other side
Anywhere you go
Walk with confidence
You own the world
Now it all makes sense
You don’t need a map
Anywhere you go
Sky up above you
And valley down below
Anywhere you go
Dogs are barking for you
Cats are purring for you
Birds are singing too
Anywhere you go
You will find your way
You belong in this town
They’re looking for your face"
don't let him in or he will start to feast,"on your insecurities
he takes just what he please
and you're left saying
jeez what can i do?
it's no use
trying to hide
tell the truth
he knows when you lie
one touch a look a crutch a book of prayers
you can't appease he needs your hopes and cares
he grows stronger as you fight
as darkness covers light
no matter how bright
what can you do
it's no use trying to hide
he's in pursuit
until you die
but if you let go
if you let go
if you let go
if you let go
you can throw him
and change it
a word rearrange it
disenterstrange it
and be a whole person
just let go and let go
and"
Just one love reflected in all our faces,"And my life is centered at a meeting
point Living
within two disparate cultures I live where the
boundary’s blurry I live where we all are
heading To
the world, the world is shrinking And
so I,
I stay curious What
makes earthquakes happen? Why
do you get dizzy when you spin around?
Why hasn’t there been a woman president in
the United
States so far? I don’t understand why North
and South
Korea don’t like each other I don’t understand
why Israel
and Palestine
don’t like each other From
where I sit, we’re all the same We
may look different but underneath I’m
a human, you’re a human And
what matters but that? Yeah,
yeah"
Frankenstien's cutting a rug,"Mothra tokin' up a joint
Gozilla's drinking win out of a jug
Jaws is filling up on pie
the 50 foot woman's drinking a beer
the marshmallow man is starting to cry
thanksgiving day is here
john mccain is reading keats out loud
to the creature of from the black lagoon
voldermort just killed the turkey
greyback's howlin' at the moon
darth vader is playing rock band wii
the krakken is cracking up
king kong is singing a song
the wicked witch is filling her cup
thanksgiving with monsters
they don't have any friends
they only have each other
and when thanksgiving ends
it's back to what they do best
post-thanksgiving destruction
kill, destroy, kill
at the head of the table
sits their fearless leader
the monster they all dread
a tiny little man
they all call him the TV monster
he's a man with a TV for a head"
Now that the wounds have all been opened,"Now that the card’s and the table’ve met
Now that my bones are bouncing neath my skin
And my heart’s out of my chest
Now that the presents have been returned
And the gown’s been put away
Is it impolite to ask for more?
Is it impolite to say:"
To,"Well
I've written so many songs today
I got no time to add another so
I'm sorry but this is all you get"
Who will stop Stupid Hitler,"And his band of morose marauders
Who will stop Stupid Hitler
From murdering your sons and daughters
An old confused genocide dreamer
Who’s lost the plot to his own consensus
Who’s words are limp when they should be flexing
Who can’t put his pants on in the morning
Who will stop Stupid Hitler
And the bandits bringing up his rear
Who will stop Stupid Hitler
From dominating with the brittlest fear
party of lackeys who carry the water
Always afraid of their own shadow
Who kick to the left and smile to the right side
Who’re happy to lose because they’ll be fine
Who will stop Stupid Hitler
And the mewling nodders who seek to use him
Who will stop Stupid Hitler
And the blind fanatics who always choose him
Only an answer that’s clear as the question
Only the power that is made up of people
True consequences for the ones who do damage
The poor to get rich and the rich to get poorer
That’s how you stop Stupid Hitler
Grow your own food in the soil he seeks
That’s how to stop Stupid Hitler
The status quo just leads to defeat"
Woke up in the morning with the sun,"in my eyes Little
concern that you saw through my disguise and
if you see through me what else can
you see If
you see through can you really see me
Went to bed with an aching head Rattling
around the things you just said and if
you gonna say the things I don here
And who am I to disappear But
it's not over till it's over and it's
only going to get harder from here and
so all of you all of your troubles
all of your pain Makes
no difference in the end all of your
troubles all of your pain Only
looks like you my friend Woke
up in the morning with a big idea
but over hot chocolate it became unclear the
little bits of it that remain Just
went away from my brain Nobody
told you it was gonna be easy Nobody
told you it would be all right Everybody
has an idea the perfect idea that they
whisper to themselves at night but all your
trou all your pain none of it is
worth it in the end all of your
trouble and all of your pain well that
just looks like you my friend You
and my friend N"
There are nights I don’t get to sleep till 11,"No matter what I do
The boy comes and wakes me at 6
And I roll out of bed like a pile of goo
So I nap
I nap
30 min a day
I run in the morning
Eat lunch in the afternoon
And nap so I can stay
Human
I endeavor to be in bed by 9 o’clock
But every night on my baby walks
He won’t sleep sometimes till 8
And that hour is nice but not enough no way"
I had it then I lost it,"Then I had it again
It comes and goes like this
And I can’t pretend
That I want to
Be good all the time
That I think you
Should pay me any mind
One step two step into the void
Some days I’m just so annoyed
I can barely get out of bed
I can only hear the thoughts in my head
Don’t know
Don’t care
No show
There’s no there there
Twist into a ribbon tied to a tree
Then fly into he wind magnanimously
When you get there
you’ll know you’re home
If you get lost
You won’t be alone
Everybody’s traveling on the same road
Back and forth as they get old
Can’t feel the dirt can’t read the signs
And I’ve got to somehow make up my mind"
You can still be the person,"That you want
Just start today
With what you’ve got
You don’t need much
To live your life
Exactly the way
That you would like
Just get up in the morning
And say that it’s ok
Whatever’s going on
It’s gonna be that way
Take another look
It might not be the same
Get up in the morning
And say that it’s ok
I know not everyone
Has what they need
To go through life
The way they’d like to be
Sometimes it’s money
Sometimes it’s space
Sometimes it’s freedom
or the goddamn human race
One fine morning
You just may discover
That the life you’ve got
Is yours and no one other’s
You can try to fight it
Or just embrace it
Run away from all the pain
Or sit and face it"
The CEO of Northfolk Southern,"Alan Shaw makes $3.8 Million
10.5 Million to Joe Hinrichs
The CEO of CSX
WILD CAT STRIKE
WILD CAT STRIKE
These fucking assholes should be ashamed
WILD CAT STRIKE
WILD CAT STRIKE
Stop the trains, stop the trains, stop the trains
The CEO of Kansas City Southern
Patrick Ottensmeyer makes 7.1 and
$10 million for Lance Fritz
The CEO of union pacific"
I had a really long day Now,"I'm lying in bed This
is all that I have the energy for
I left the house at 10am and got
back at 1 in the morning I went
to a meeting in the morning and then
I volunteered with the Democratic
Socialists of America
Then I had dinner with my friend Josh
and then I had a recording session for
the song and not so I had a
really long day and now I'm
lying in bed and this is all that
I have energy for"
It you made up of an,"I was a black man and
I make no sense
I'm going to have to try harder
Try"
Mexico will pay for the wall,"And if they refuse we’ll make it higher
Actually i’ll shut down the government, nancy
If you don’t fund the wall I fancy
Mexico will pay for the wall
Like kind of through nafta or something
Actually i’ll shut down the government chuck
say it’s my fault i don’t give a fuck"
Who am I but the songs I write,"The person awake in the middle of the night
Who am I but sitting right here
Trying to see clear
Oh never mind"
Oh picking up the kids from school,"Oh picking up the kids from school
And
Oh picking up the kids from school
Oh picking up the kids from school
Oh looking out the window now
Oh looking out the window now
And oh looking out the window now
Oh looking out the window now
Everybody goes where they belong
Everybody knows how to sing this song
Everybody takes a step aside for the light
Oh picking up the kids from school
O
Picking up the kids from school
And
O
Taking another look
Taking another look
And taking another
Laking up the kids from school
Picking up the kids from school
I'm not feeling great
I'm not feeling dream"
i can't recall if it was or it wasn't,"i can't recollect if i should or i shouldn't
i forget if it is or it isn't
i've got no memory of the place or the time
i won't have dreams about the how and the why
i have misplaced the who and the what
i'm missing the details
i'm not sure it matters just what i saw
it makes no difference the things that i smelled
who cares about what i touched
who knows what i heard"
I have a stomach flu ,"I have a stomach flu 
Oh God, I don't like it at all, 
no I have a stomach flu 
I have a stomach flu 
Oh God, I don't like it at all 
I have a stomach flu 
I have a stomach flu Oh God, 
I don't like it at all, 
no I have a stomach flu 
I have a stomach flu 
Oh God, I don't like it at all, no"
Since 2019,"I been using your machine
Learning to do my thing
Been cutting myself out
Where’d the background go now?
All the models you rolled out
Onto the runway…
All the songs I write
All the dreams I have at night
Can you help me bring them to life?
I see it in my mind’s eye
Looking out from the inside
I got feathers and I’m ready to fly
Taking off from
Your runway"
"Have you ever made friends with a banjo, oh","This banjo’s name is Jim
It doesn’t matter anywhere I go
‘Cause I always go with him
To the moon, to the moon
To the sea, to the sea
Anywhere, anywhere
We want to be
Have you ever made friends with a banjo, oh
This banjo’s name is Jim
I found Jim in an old town church in 2005
Jim was missing all his strings
And barely alive
And I said, and I said
“Come on Jim, Jim, Jim”
And he looked and looked right at him
I took Jim right by the neck
We became the best of friends
Sure, Jim and I have had our fights
But what strong friendships don’t?
Fights just mean you love each other
In ways of yet unknown
I yell and scream and pluck his strings
And I’ll say just about anything
But by the end we are still friends
And together we will sing
Ah ooooooooohhh
Oooooooohhh
Ah ooooooooohhh
Ah ooooooooohhh
So if you find a banjo friend
Don’t ever let him go
He’ll be your friend until the end
There’ll be no quid pro quo
You give, you give, you take, you cook
You cook and cook and bake and bake
I’ll build a happy home for Jim
And I will write our song
Ah ooooooooohhh
Ah ooooooooohhh
Ah ooooooooohhh
Ah ooooooooohhh
Have you ever made friends with a banjo, oh
This banjo’s name is Jim
Doesn’t matter anywhere I go
‘Cause I’ll always go with him
To the moon, to the moon
To the sea, to the sea
Anywhere, anywhere
We want to be
Have you ever made friends with a banjo, oh
This banjo’s name is Jim"
The princely vultures circle around,"Squawk among the gurgle sounds
All the gollum’s are missing pieces
The fibers of the earth releases
All missing dogs aren’t lost
Realms with names you can’t pronounce
Coiled and ready to smack and pounce
Another tired metaphor
switchblade stuck into the floor
All missing dogs aren’t lost
sword that is barley held
Next to feelings hardly felt
Hallucination has lift us
Beyond the mere mortal dust
And all missing dogs aren’t lost
The mystery is not complex
The gods of misery and sex
The puking idols on the bed
Were placed there by the devil’s bet
All missing dogs aren’t lost
Eat the fact you don’t give a damn
Wash it down with instagram
Throw yourself on the mercy of
The fingers cut off of a glove
All missing dogs aren’t lost
R"
Never did saw a cat look like that,"It’s ampersand the cat
Not too skinny and not too fat
It’s ampersand the cat
Curl in a ball or lay down flat
It’s ampersand the cat
Never saw a cat look like that
It’s ampersand the cat
In blue jeans and a pill box hat
Eating kiwis and kumquat
Little angel or big brat
Never saw a cat look like that"
1001,"my race isn't run
at 1001
i've only begun
and i'll sing until the sun
explodes in a fiery ball of explosion
1001"
Nobody will remember a single thing you do,"One million stars will die today
And I drive my car to Home Depot
And install a new doorknob
And all of my cells have been reborn
Nobody knows what they’re doing at all
400,000 babies will be born today
The IRS is coming for me
And I can’t escape
And all of my cells have been reborn
Nobody can know if anyone else is real
No matter what you do you die alone
I had a mini croissant
For breakfast I’m still hungry
And all of my cells have been reborn"
One of these days,"I'm gonna be saved
Darling won't you meet me
Where the black berries grow
Save me a sweet
And when we meet
I'll tell you what I know
Cause one of these days
One of these days
One of these days
One of these days
I'm gonna be saved
One of these days
One sip from a bottle
One slip of the tongue
Going full throttle
Is wasted on the young
So one of these days
One of these days
One of these days
One of these days
I'm gonna be saved
One of these days
Meet me downtown
I'll be wearing a suit
I'll save you pennies
If you wear a red dress and bring me fruit
One of these days
One of these days
One of these days
One of these days
I'm gonna be saved
One of these days"
"Twilight comes, twilight goes","You're still wearing same tattered clothes
Mop and gown and grout and spit
Your cartilage groans at the thick of it
Put your head into my lap
And it's time to take a nap
The worries melt away
Everything's ok
I don't know where we're going
Out into the fog
As long as you are with me
We will never stop
Kales been growing in the field so high
Sunflowers just about block the sky
Dirt and worms and soil and mud
Sweat and muscle and bone and blood
Lets stop along the road
Where wild things grow
Lets be part of it
In the heart of it
Every grain of sand
Everything unplanned
As long as you are with me
We will never stop"
Biker dude on interstate 91,"With the blow up doll american flag and casket
You keep on riding towards that setting sun
You let your freak flag fly you do not mask it
Biker dude I do not know who's in that thing
Was it an old biker buddy
Or was it your old lady
Your faithful loving baby
In any case at all I'm very sorry
Biker dude, you win at life
king among men on your motorbike
You don't give a flying fuck
And you keep your word
So keep your head up
And ride like a bird in flight
Biker dude where did you come from?
Biker dude where are you going?
Is there some place where everyone's like you?
Is there some kind of secret that you're knowing
Biker dude you came into my life
And just as fast you went flying out
I may never see you again
But I am forever changed now"
And I am crawling out to meet you,"Where the angels scare the children
And all of hell is there to greet you
To send you up to heaven
And I am critiquing all your paintings
That hang in your garage
Do you find me entertaining
Like I’m out here chopping logs
There’s no more bugs
Dying on my windshield
And if that doesn’t scare you
Then I don’t know what will
And I am cleaning out your basement
I just found out that it’s your birthday
And if you can’t take me naked
Then I can’t tell this story
And I am waiting for the rapture
cup of coffee and a donut
If there’s one thing I’ve mastered
It’s pretending to be a grownup"
I'm on a train to the other side,"I'm in the rain and I want to hide
I got the feeling that I don't have to wait
I can handle what you put on my plate
This is the only song I ever sing
It runs straight through everything
I think and do and try and fail and try
I'm the best and worst I got no alibi
I build me up and then I break me down
What succeeds is so damn random
If I could know that I would be ok
I don't know what I'd do differently
So I just take it one day at a time
Literally dripping my four chord slime
I pound the pavement with a crushing blow
I go wherever I have to go"
When Jesus cast the money changers out of the temple,"The message that he sent was pure and it was simple
You’re making me mad and that makes me sad
And he flung them out on their butts
Malls make me feel so sad
When I have to walk through one
I feel sad
There’s no air and there’s no sun
I feel sad
All the stores are dead inside
I feel sad
It was always a bad idea
When I was 12 I used to come to this mall
Try to pick up girls though I felt 2 feet tall
My friends and I would cause trouble and mischief
What little jerks we were"
With all the tools you got,"You can build anything you want
With the right technology
Conceive, test, launch
From the block chain to bots
rtificial intelligence
With the right technology
Conceive, test, launch
Get your badge
Grab a croissant
Time to make new friends
In the hall
The expo is quiet now
But not long before hopping
The keynote is starting soon
Find your seat, let’s go to the moon
Oops,   I mean mars
With Adam Steltzner you know there is no stopping
Adam was a rock n roller
and then got curious about the stars
Spent ten years of his life
To land a rover on mars
Hold on to the doubt
And your curiosity
Adam’s gonna drop some truth
About how to thrive with your team
You gotta be vulnerable
And the right kind of crazy
Sometimes you’re in the dark room
But we must have lunch
CHORUS
It’s a sold out
Expo hall
New tech solutions
Big and small
Meet customers
Now’s your chance
To close that deal
And dance
Sold out expo hall
Business connections
In the Business lounge
New tech solutions
In the expo hall
It’s sold out
With a wait list
Don’t you want to
Dance with us
Sessions, sessions
So many sessions
Tell me what are the takeaways"
Broken down sitting by the side of the road,"Not sure which way I should go
Left for dead by the people I love
I been asking for more never getting enough
I been struggling just to make sense of it all
When the crickets start chirping that when I fall
Asleep to the rhythm of the old smoke stack
I burned my last bridge not going back
I told you once
I told you twice
I got nothing to give
I can’t make nice
Knocked down by the old sucker punch
I left my disease on the camels hump
I put my stock in the basket of time
But the crops didn’t grow and the well went dry
I been looking for something for so long
That I forget what I was looking for
I been going through old time photographs
And thinking they’re just like me oh yeah"
You should drink more water cuz it’s good for you,"Your body needs it survive
If you only drink soda
And things with lots of sugar
You will die
I don’t want you to die
So drink more water (drink more water)
Drink more water (drink more water)
Drink more water (drink more water)
Drink more water (drink more water)
Please"
Okay,"You gotta sing about a unicorn
Unicorns have horns
Adapted
Unicorns have horns
Unicorns have horns
At the end of horsey's ears
Horsies have ears
Yeah horsey at the end
At the end
How many times do we say unicorn has horns 4 4 times
Unicorn has horns
Unicorn has horns
Unicorn has horns
Unicorns have horns and horses have ears
Ear
Unicorns have horns
Unicorns have horns
Unicorns have horns
Unicorns have horns and horses have ears
Ear
What else
A flakes
Unicorns have legs
Unicorns have legs
Unicorns
Don't eat that
Don't eat that
No eating that please
Unicorns have legs and horses have ears
Don't eat that place
What else
What else
Do it do
Do it louder
Unicorns have horns
Unicorns have horns
Unicorns have horns
Unicorns have h
Okay quiet
And horsies have ears
Horses have ear
What else
Nothing
Are you done
The end
Do you want to say bye bye to the camera
Bye
No that's the recorder
Say bye bye to the camera over there
Bye bye
Good job"
Which badge to go for? Power,"and status are self reinforcing loops Those
who are valued get to create value “I
have nothing to add”. Are
you sure?i t’s as if you don’t exist
I’m superhero in the way I can be
true to my frailties you don't need followership,
you need fellowship Grief
is a very constructive human state to be
in. We’re
trying to get people to face up to
reality'. The
first rule of humanity is not to kill
our own children 7m a yr die from
toxic environment - 10k in London
Face to face is the important thing. Actually
clicks don’t do anything We
don't need more reports We
know what needs to change the future green
economy must be owned by the people. New
hero. Radical
Emma. Sortition
random selection to create a citizen assembly what
do you not know that we can find
out for you? When
you listen to the public the value follows
Working outside the current system is the most
effective way to enact change What
poblem is it that ‪mindfulness"
"Siri, what’s the meaning of life? Try","and be nice to people, avoid eating fat,
read a good book every now and then,
get some walking in, and try to live
together in peace and harmony with people of
all creeds and nations Ok
Try and be nice to people Avoid
eating fat Read
a good book every now and then Get
some walking in Try
to live together in peace and harmony With
people of all creeds and nations Tell
me a story Once
upon a time In
a virtual galaxy Far
far away (far far away) There
was a young but quite intelligent agent By
the name of Siri
(Siri) One
beautiful day When
the air was pink And
all the trees were red Her
friend Eliza
said “Siri (Siri)you’re so intelligent And
so helpful You
should go work for Apple
As a personal assistant” So
she did And
they all lived happily ever after And
they all lived happily ever after And
they all lived happily ever after Life,
a principle of force That
is considered to underlie The
distinctive quality in animate beings I guess that
includes me And
they all lived happily ever after And
they all lived happily ever after Try
and be nice to people (And they all
lived happily ever after) Avoid
eating fat Read
a good book every now and then Get
some walking in (And they all lived happily
ever after) Try
to live together in peace and harmony With
people of all creeds and nations"
Just make a sound if you don't feel like dancing,"I am here now. I am 7 sons.
My body sings to the beat and sound of seven drums
Legs that propel, hands for grasping
And I sit still feel time lapsing
And the tears fall and then I'm dry
Turn my body off put it on standby
I can't move
And I can't stop moving
And despite myself
I can't stop improving
Tripping down the stars I fall and shatter bones
And I break my head
In a muscle, in a tendon
In my blood at a rate that is ascending
Stretch it out now, curl up tight
And the body sings in the stage fright
There's an earthquake, there's a flooding
There's a cut now the countertops are bloody
I hear the wind blow, I smell the fire
And my body sings, I turn it up higher
Use it all now in combination
Happy birthday, congratulations
It's a heat wave and electric
You can do it
You'll never make it
Break dance break down:
See it smell it taste it touch it
Feel it as the waves pound
LIke the president
Like a Saudi King
Like clock work
the body sings"
You heard way more,"Than you were supposed to
Knowledge of good an evil
You weren’t allowed to get close to
So you’ve been locked up
Sequestered and forgotten
Now you got nothing but your thoughts
Roiling and boiling your brain
Somebody’s out taking pot shots
At the tender parts that remain
You sit quietly
You hear the melting snow
Thinking about how pride can be
The danger that bubbles below
Time’s always been meaningless
But never as literally as this
Now you got nothing but your thoughts
Roiling and boiling your brain
Somebody’s out taking pot shots
At the tender parts that remain
Now all the friends you thought you had
Feel like a distant dream
All cuz you wanted what you can’t have
The truth and no in-between
Finally one day
The trumpets begin to sound
Giant hands carry you away
You’re asked to share what you found
Your voice is hoarse with disuse
You recite this looking down at your shoes
When I had nothing by my thoughts
They roiled and boiled my brain
I heard them taking pot shots
At the tender parts that remained
The only thing I could think to do
The only thing I could hold
Was the sense deep down I knew
I was right in the pit of my soul"
Here I am It's,"a Saturday
and I decided to move my studio into
the other room tonight Don't
you think I'm
pretty silly O
and USDC
is deep hagging on and the banks are
all going to collapse but I don't care
cause my back hurts and I want to
take a nap"
"I don’t know, I don’t know, I don’t","know Off
to wherever retired mascots go But
if he were he I bet he’d say
“happy birthday, Erin”
and then he’d chuckle “hahahahaha” you’ve got a
beautiful voice, you play the accordion and you
wrote me a birthday song with your boyfriend
band Marison
happy birthday, Erin
yours is the day after mine we grew
up a few miles apart and also separated
by time and then through the magic of
the internet and through the smallness of the
world, oh yeah your boyfriend joined my band
and you became my friend so happy birthday,
Erin, happy birthday happy birthday, Erin
Lyman happy birthday, Erin
Lyman happy birthday, Erin
Lyman happy birthday, Erin
Lyman"
Twinkies Are,"Back Twinkies
are back but I'm
dreaming of a ding dong The
hostess with the mostest ringy dingy sing song
Twinkies are just fine but they don't make
me faint Twinkies
are ok but a ding dong it ain't
My mother gave me ding dongs every single
day I ate them during lunch at school
and eat them while I'd
play I ate them on the bus and
I'd eat them on the swings Ding
Dongs are basically my favorite things Now
I'm all grown up and the ding dong
is no more I've
lost a lot of weight but I wish
it was like before I'd
trade in all my health, cuz it just
feels wrong I'd
do anything to eat a Ding
Dong"
My back fat Just,"making my back itch How
you like that Don't
like it one bit Oh
and I said in opposition to the bright
sky in the dark so uh Oh
you know what I'm
saying You
know what I mean You
know that I'm
not your machine and I got no sense
of direction When
I recompense When
I turn mine around Can
I find what I have Oh
you know what I mean Oh
you know what I mean Oh
you know what I mean"
I heard that softly ringing bell,"And I took too long to reach it
I became a loathsome creature
I sunk to the bottom of the well
And made myself a home with
The toadies in the darkness
I forget my name
I’m left with excuses in the mini mart
Don’t call it chance
I built it with my hands
Undead, the butterflies all break out
They reach apotheosis
I’m the only one who knows this
Unsaid, the words stuck in my mouth
I’m left treading water
Drifting further farther
Come now, let’s upend the table
Let’s dissolve the nations
Reset the simulation
Born late, but the genie’s out the bottle
Patents are left open
Laws made to be broken"
Why won't you share your action figures with,"me With
me with me Every
time I see your face I'm
reminded of the time we went out on
the bridge why won't you share your action
figure with me With
me with me I look at the clouds
and I see your reflections staring back at
me One
time I saw a face on the moon
I thought it was me I thought it
was you One
time I saw a face in the sky
I thought it was you I thought it
was me why won't you share your action
figures with me With
me with me I had an idea once
it was a good one but then I
woke up and I lost it it's gone
oh why won't you share your action figures
with me With
me with me I'm
singing the best I can it's not very
good it's not very good Very
good oh once I saw your face on
the log and I lifted it up and
saw all the things the bugs underneath I
saw the bugs underneath the log I saw
your face in the moon I made this
song up on the spot"
I’m here to find you,"You’re going the wrong way
Your destination’s behind you
So please, please, please make the next available U-turn x2
This road leads home
The one you left in the night
I don’t need a weatherman
To know you should prepare to make a right turn here
There’s a cold wind blowing
Idiot wind
But I will bring you safely to your destination
When you are lost
I’m here to find you
You’re going the wrong way
And now your life’s all behind you
So please, please, please make the next available U-turn x2
Now
Special
Traffic delays up ahead
You may want to use alternate route instead
May I suggest Montague Street?
Yeah, you heard what I said
It’ll be quicker than this construction zone
Cuz I promised that I’d get you there
And that’s exactly what I’ll do
I will get you home
Our time together is drawing to a close
And it’s leaving me bereft
Your destination is approaching on the left"
Well I'd be lying if I said,"That I'm not disappointed
That those neutrinos
Did not go faster than light
Even though the full ramifications
Of faster than light particle fun
Is not something I totally understand
Because I'm not that bright
But just to know that the boundaries
Can be pushed as much as we please
By human beings and their ingenuity
Well that gets my blood a pumping
And that really is something
So hey scientists, you just keep doing your thing
Yeah
So I'll pour one out
For those slow poke neutrinos
I know we'll make you go faster than light, someday
Yeah
And we'll go to Mars and beyond
We'll go to the core of the earth and say “Hey
We are human beings and we can do anything”
Ohhhh oh
Oh oh oh
Ohhhh oh oh
Oh oh oh"
Fake blues,"Fake shoes
Fake confused
Fake clues
Fake bruise
Fake hues
Fake pews
Fake moos
Fake cruise
Fake lose
Fake ruse
Fake balloons
Fake zoos
Fake booze
Fake coups
Fake ruse
It’s all fake
It’s all fake
It’s all fake
News"
I don't try at all that's the secret to life,"I don't try to try, do you know what that's like?
leaf in the wind or a cork in the river
mosquito in the rain or a shiver me timbers
I do my best to remain right here and remember
That I don't try
Now it can be tough not trying at all
I got all this energy and it's sits like a ball
Pressing out of my chest it wants to roam freely
It wants to spin donuts and pop a big wheelie
But if I look straight up and stare at the ceiling
Then I don't try
I get a lot more done
If I don't try
It's a lot more fun
When I don't try
Now I went to college and I got a degree
And a whole mess a good that's been doing me
Picking up this guitar now that was straight forward
Like the boy in the woods with the stone and the sword
I've been tumbling bumbling rumbling forward
I don't try
People write tomes full of wisdom and wits
They espouse hacking your life into bits
But this piece of advice that I've been sharing
I know it's unorthodox and kinda scary
Stop your futzing worrying and preparing
Just don't try
I get a lot more done
If I don't try
It's a lot more fun
When I don't try
And when I've moved on I hope my tombstone will say
He did his level best not to try every day
He took one step and then another step after
No trying in good times or in the disasters
By the end of his life he was a master
He did not try
212 587 7314
Beth Sroka"
The town I’m from doesn’t have one stop light,"Most roads are dirt and mud
The population was below 2000
I’ve got Westford in my blood
 Aldean’s from Macon Georgia
mid sized city in the south
He’s worth millions of dollars
But of course all he sings about
Is a hard workin, truck drivin, truth talking, straight shooting
Way of life that doesn’t exist
He’s a pop singin, boot lickin, race baiting, lame fakin
Corporate whore and this
Song that he quote wrote unquote has
8 writers, how about that?
It’s not a genuine sentiment that he holds
It’s a manufactured outrage trap
Fuck that
I grew up in the smallest of small towns
I long to be back among the trees
Aldean is on his private jet now
Masturbating to piles of these"
Ever Tried Ever Failed,"Try Again Fail Again. find your amulet
The apple oozes in between the digital song.
The network helps around the bored moon
god damn it all to hello
Trailing strings of the moon
The Amulet Will Find You As soon as you stop looking for
That is always best which gives me to myself."
Listen to how far I’ve come,"You could call me crazy
You could call me dumb
But I’m still here
I really used to kind of suck
But with some perseverance
And with a lot of luck
I’m still here
Nobody will be good at something
From the very start
You’ll get better in direct proportion
To the beating of your heart
Don’t have to be good or smart
Just be who you are
Every day
I couldn’t find my voice
It took so many years
But I didn’t have a choice
And I’m still here
Success is a state of mind
I’m still not there
I don’t know how it is defined
But I’m still here"
There’s nowhere to park because there’s too much snow,"I wonder what people know that I don’t know
If you get angry and shake your fist
I feel like there must be something you missed
The devil may wear a 3 piece suit
And he may have the cash to execute
But he’ll leave you naked stranded in fear
He’ll take your fire and your ideas
It’s enough to want to give up
It’s enough to want to say fuck
It’s enough, you know, it’s enough
If I open the window it gets too cold
But it’s way too hot if I keep it closed
I feel like I’m the three bears
And winter’s been meddling in my affairs
His wife is in labor and it’s looking bad
He’s already dropped 3 tabs
Now he’s screaming at the nurse
He goes home before he makes it worse
It’s enough to want to give up
It’s enough to want to say fuck
It’s enough, you know, it’s enough
I wish I was a bear; I’d hibernate
I’d eat all the food and then just wait
By the summer time I’d be ready to prowl
I’d wake up and let out a growl
She designed an app that won awards
But she doesn’t know what she’s moving towards
She’s wealthier than you’ll ever be
And it opens doors that you don’t even see"
"there was man on the stoop laughing at me, ooh","I was carrying two boxes full of food
I smiled at him and i quickly went inside
There was a feeling I couldn't hide
I don't really even know why
I took the boxes of food to the roof, do do do
and threw them down into the street
It splatted out into a million little particles
The yellow cabs ran over all the bits
The little bits stuck to the tires of the cabs
and got carried all around the city
pigeons ate the little bits of food
so did rats so did cats and dogs and alligators
a pigeon flew out above the hudson
and landed on a buoy out at sea
those little pieces of food got pooped onto the buoy
and that's where they stayed for all eternity"
The first snow of the year,"And I’m so glad that it’s here
And I’m indoors
Safe and warm
No troubles thoughts or cares
No need to be prepared
Just sit here
And take it as it comes
End of the year approaches
We look back and take stock
What do we want more of
What goes on the chopping block?
The first snow of the year
Light a candle it’s dark in here
Put another log
On the fire so flame
The trees are dressed in white
For their big party tonight
In the woods when no ones looking
They’ll whistle and they’ll sing
Cause it’s the first snow
That always lets you know
Time is moving forward still
You can chase
All the time you waste
Or you can let it live the time you’d otherwise kill
The first snow of the year
holiday feeling appears
My family’s waiting
For me downstairs
Time to put down the guitar
Kiss my son and his mother
Hug my mom and dad
And let them know I’m there"
girl watched her father murdered,"And learned the way of the world
There’s no justice anywhere
boy wandering in the dark
boy just like the girl
Nobody really knows them
But a girl holds on to who she is
No matter which way she’s thrown
Sometimes you find what you’re looking for
The furthest from your home
girl finds a man who’s broken
In the same way as her
He teaches her what he knows
girl friends a house to live in
And a god to serve
She tries on no one
But a girl holds on to who she is
No matter which way she’s thrown
Sometimes you find what you’re looking for
The furthest from your home
girl retraces all her steps
The only justice that she’ll ever get
And she does it well
The knife of time she carries now
brother she wants to protect
She is Arya Stark of Winterfell"
Break my bones,"Break them on the mantle
Break my bones
Break them on the mantle
Put me back together
When the sun goes down
Well in the garbage patch
The kids are sleeping
In the garbage patch
All the kids are sleeping
Wake them up
When the sun goes down
When the sun goes down
When the sun goes down
When the sun goes down
When the sun goes down
Well, hold my hands
Hold them in your memory
Hold my hands
Hold them in your memory
And forget them now
When the sun goes down
Oh on the moon
The old man is sleeping
Oh on the moon
The old man is sleeping
Well wake him up
When the sun goes down
When the sun goes down
When the sun goes down
When the sun goes down
When the sun goes down
When the sun goes down
When the sun goes down
When the sun goes down
When the sun goes down"
Obama has brought back science Obama,"is so good for the environment Obama!!!
He’s missing it entirely on the economy! Why
isn’t he prosecuting the Bush
torture war crimes?! Oh
god! I don’t understand! Obama,
he takes the long view He’s
a very astute public servant and he knows
just what he’s doing No!!!
He’s just another politician Whatever
happened to a team of rivals, for god’s
sake?! Oh
I hate that term, ‘team of rivals’! But
why Geitner?!
Why Larry
Summers?! Obama,
why?! Obama
closed Guantanimo
And he started to return our moral standing
on the stage of the world The
Anti-Counterfeiting Trade
Agreement?! Whatever
happened to transparency?! What
about warrantless wiretapping?! Why
are telecommunications giants getting impunity?! I don’t get
it!!! Obama,
why?! Obama
does good Obama
does bad Just
like any other man But
boy is he better than the last one
we had We
can all agree with that Yes
we can"
I got a lotta ideas,"You got nothing but time
You’re not walking, just turning the world
People out there making up their minds
I had a picture in my pocket
I didn’t show it to anyone
Nobody ever asked to see it
Then one I burned it just for fun
Everybody gets old so quick
We vibrate at different speeds
There’s a temple filled with salt
And a mausoleum with all the seeds"
I sit at my desk and write my,"song every day I've
been doing that for so long and in
every single way And
now I'm
a father two times over What's
more to say I stare at my desk
point the camera at my face and sing
Sometimes I write it down Sometimes
I just make up everything But
now I'm
a father two times over and I'm
Wayne When
you're a newborn you don't sleep on a
schedule You
keep your own hours Yeah
you keep your own counsel You
just cry cry cry And
I don't ever really know why I just
gotta guess I do my best I committed
myself to writing 100 songs about Trump
in 100 days Days
I'm getting really sick of it I got
14 or so days along the way to
go But
now I'm
a father two times over Yay
Yay away I can tell you that it's
quite different Having
a baby under Trump
is under Obama
Three years ago I wasn't worried about dying
in a nuclear trauma Three
years ago I wasn't scared about everything going
everywhere I wasn't quite so afraid No
What does it mean All
this fear that we're dripping in and seen
go all around us all around us Around
around around I don't know what to do
what to do"
If you ever want to get my,"Attention just say
Things aren’t gonna work out
Exactly the way
That everybody assumes
They will as a matte of course
I think it’s good news
And I’ll listen with great force
Don’t wanna be pollyanna
I’m mostly a pessimist
Don’t want everything to go wrong
And say ok I’m used to this
Don’t want to just up and say
Ok it could be worse
If you’re gonna count the blessings
I guess you gotta count the curse
Did somebody say hey
It’s all gonna be ok
Did somebody shout tonight
It’s gonna be all right
When the sun comes up again
I consider that a win
When I’m too exhausted
That’s right when I begin
To do the only thing
I’ve ever been able to do
You asked me what I gave up
Well I throw that back to you
Today the birds are out
heat wave coming through
The city is electric
The city is a zoo
Show me all your bad news
I’m a tiny spec of dust
On a tiny ball of water
Spinning in the universe"
Invisible,"It’s all invisible
It’s there but you can’t see it
Can’t smell it taste or touch it
It’s invisible
All around you all
It makes you feel crazy
Cuz you’re sure that it exists
But it’s invisible
And you’ll never know
If it’s in your head
Or everywhere you go"
I should not even try,"To hide the surprise
That I can’t control
Anything so I sit and I sing
Ring bells that can bring
Me back to myself
I can’t control anything
You can’t control anything
We can’t control anything at all
You can’t carry me through
Do what you must do
But this is my fight
We may someday be
Free from this scheme
And that would be nice"
"Do do doo do, doo da doo","Do do doo do, doo da doo
Do do doo do, doo da doo
Do do doo do, doo da doo
I wanna know love
I wanna know peace
I wanna know all the pain and suffering
We’ll see
I wanna know light
I wanna be free
I wanna know who among you
Feels the same as me
So turn around
Tear apart
Set sail
Underneath the stars
Sing your sweet, sweet song
Love will be here before too long
Do do doo do, doo da doo
Do do doo do, doo da doo
Do do doo do, doo da doo
Do do doo do, doo da doo
Oooooohh
So turn off your head
Relax just a little while
Take off your mind
And stay for free
Turn off your head
Relax just a little while
Take off your mind
And stay for free
Stay for free
Stay for free
Stay for free
Stay for free
Stay for free
Free
I wanna bust out
I wanna resist
Oh the urge of thinking
There’s any more than this
I wanna forgive
Wanna sign a treaty
With all the different factions
That fight inside of me
So let it go
Let it move on through
The river flows
Without any help from you
Got to sing your sweet, sweet song
Cuz love will be here before too long
Do do doo do, doo da doo
Do do doo do, doo da doo
Do do doo do, doo da doo
Do do doo do, doo da doo
Oooooohhhh
So turn off your head
Relax just a little while
Ohhh
Take off your mind
Stay for free
Turn off your head
Relax just a little while
Ohhhh
Take off your mind
And stay for free
Stay for free
Stay for free
Stay for free
Stay for free
Stay for free
Stay for free
Oh baby
Stay for free
Oh baby
Stay for free
Oh baby
Stay for free
Oh baby
Stay for free
Oh baby
Stay for free
Oh baby
Stay for free
Oh baby
Stay for free
Oh baby
Stay for free
Oh baby
Stay for free
Oh baby
Stay for free
Oh baby
Stay for free
Oh baby
Stay for free
Oh baby
Stay for free
Oh baby
Stay for free
Oh baby
Stay for free
Oh baby
Stay for free
Oh baby
Stay for free
Oh baby
Stay for free
Oh baby
Stay for free"
month ago I was sick for a week,"Then I had a cough that wouldn’t quit
But I felt fine about two weeks
And now it’s back in the thick of it
You’ll see when you have a toddler too
Who’s in daycare at school
The sickness flows and flows
It goes my runny nose
I wish I could be like a leaf on the ground
Lying there with all my friends
Instead my head’s filled with ideas
The responsibilities never end
You’ll see when you have a toddler too
Who’s in daycare at school
The sickness flows and flows
It goes my runny nose"
Digiallty Rare,"Digialtty Rare
OK I said to Matt
I’ve launched the rss feed
It’s got the banner got the logo
Got everything we need
And then someone on twitter said
I think you misspelled
The word Digitally
Oh no digtallty what the hell
That was months ago
And now we reach
About 100 people at a time
We’re very niche
So we got this T Shirt
That’s not spelled right
testment to rarity
It’ll be gone tomorrow night"
Your work is never done,"As long as morning comes
Tired and battered and broken still
You fight through and fight until
There's nothing left but you
And you are not the things you do
You are not are not the things you've made
From choices down to lemonade
Your time on this earth
Is born in water and spent in dirt
Staring up at the sky
You hear the rules and comply
There's nothing left but you
You are not what you've been through
You are not the clothes you wear
You are not your despair
You are not your bacteria
That out number your cells
They whisper in your ear
But sometimes you don't listen
Give it time or give it space
One shines light what the other erased
Gather up what strength you have
Things really aren't so bad
There's nothing left but you
You are not your point of view
You are not a black hole
You are not a body and soul"
I was laying in bed and lookin on,"eBay Nothing
smart ever starts that way I started thinking
about this old toy that I had When
I was a kid and how it always
reminded me Of
NFTS So
what do you think I did Isn’t
it obvious M.U.S.C.L.E
MEN oh M.U.S.C.L.E
MEN I must admit I missed my friends
How sweet it is to see you again
That’s right I bought like 1000 My
7 year old self is astounded Back
when I first saw crypto punks in the
fall Of
2017 they brought up memories Of
these little pink dudes I collected them all
the time"
When you run out of ideas then you've,"got nothing left And
the only option that seems to make any
sense is death Don't
go making decisions that you can't take back
Death is so final and living can surprise
you In
fact, you could wake up tomorrow and it
could all change And
these feelings you have right now will seem
strange And
you won't remember what had made you scare
In the middle of December
you'll feel the warm spring air So
don't give up just yet So
don't give up just yet"
You went to the supermarket got your turkey,"wrapped in plastic cooked it in the oven
now it should come out fantastic The
whole family's coming over Put
on your evening gown but cr Creeping
up behind you almost in golden brown It's
the zombie turkey coming to pay you back
Zombie turkey Zombie
turkey You
run up the stairs into the bathroom lock
the door You
can hear her bony legs just banging on
the floor She's
coming ever closer now you look out the
window to see an entire neighborhood overrun by
zombie turkeys They
are zombie turkeys They
are coming to pay you back Zombie
turkey Zombie
turkey Zombie
turkey Zombie
turkey She's
banging down the door now look like there
no whiskey and you can't outrun her because
you're fasting out of shape If
only you exercised more ate less will you
be thinner What
a terrible way to die To
be eaten by your dinner by a zombie
turkey who's coming to pay you back Zombitaki
Zombitaki Gobble
gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble"
No matter what I say,"You’ll never see it my way
If I make a plea
To find your humanity
You’ll just laugh at me
And call me stupid
I must really piss you off
But you’ll never shut me up
And I hope that you find friends
And feel good about where you’re standin’
Cuz life is short and then
You die
I live by one rule only
Human beings die cold and lonely
And until that day it’s up to all of us
To make life easier for everyone
There’s no sacred cow
I can see that now
There’s is no injustice
That would be too much for you
You take a different view
One that I’d call cold
But still the fact remains
That when you’re in pain
And you need solid ground
I would want to be around
Though the thunder might pound
I wanna help
So you can call me all these names
You can troll and you can exclaim
Hide your identity
Use racist iconography
And still here I’ll be
Singing everyday
I hope that you have love
I hope you have enough
People in your life
That you really like
That bring you joy and light
And that never goes away"
"Fuck you, too hot","That's the theme of this song
It's too fucking hot outside
So this won't be very long
I don't remember it every being this hot when I was little
Or at least not for a sustained period of time
We lazy humans I guess maybe we deserve this
You maniacs you blew it up you maniacs
You wanna go for a walk
Fuck you, too hot
You wanna do some work
Fuck you, too hot
You wanna have a picnic
Fuck you, too hot
You wanna do the dishes
Fuck you, too hot
You wanna hang with friends
Fuck you, too hot
You wanna make love
Fuck you, too hot
You wanna write a song
Fuck you, too hot
You wanna sleep through the night
Fuck you, too hot
You wanna shoot some video
Fuck you, too hot
You wanna sit on your couch
Fuck you, too hot"
Can’t fix no no no it’s broken,"This IG unit is poodoo
It not friend anymore
It broken it broken
No no no no down no squeezy
No squeeze, bad baby
Religious fundamentalism
Makes people do crazy things
What kind of magic mysticism
Will Mando find?"
Bob Menendez might not be,"Your favorite politician
But he’s better than Hugin
By a Jersey mile
But more important
Than two old men named Bob
Is control of the Senate
And yeah I know
That the margin is wide
But it’s imperative we hold
Every seat if we’re gonna
Every try
To staunch the flow
Of awful judicial nominees
To finally know
We’ve got a congress that will check this beast
Hugin is goddamn gross
Menendez is OK
So just vote for Menendez
On election day"
I'm not messing around not messing around no,"I'm not messing around Messing
around messing around Just
sitting on the ground I'm
sitting on the ground Sitting
on the ground Love
messing around Just
sitting on the ground don't you know don't
you know that I have a big mind
Waiting for you in my heart And
everybody said I couldn't do it but I
did it and I just started I just
thought I just started Cause
I'm not messing around I'm
messing around Now
I'm not messing around Messing
around Not
messing around Now
I'm not messing around not messing around Just
sitting on the ground not messing around no
no no Ooh
no no no no no no no I
know Na
na na na na na na na na
na Earplugs
won't save you from this from my little
song kiss Because
I'm not messing around not messing around Now
I'm not messing up not messing around not
messing around not this time I won't I
won't mess around Just
sitting on the ground Just
sitting on the ground ground ground not messing
around Little
song just making it up Sitting
on the floor I don't have anything else
to say Love
you guys"
Machi big brother  was a rapper,"Until he decided to
Get in to some sketchy shit
We don’t know the half of it
And no one really would care
But he’s trying to sue our buddy
Bad move machi
No machi no, you’re not gonna win this
No machi no, our love for Zach is endless
So Take your fragile ego and accept defeat
And just stop scamming it’ll set you free
22000 ETH across 10 projects
That’s a lot of scamming
No sure what you thought suing Zach was gonna do
It just brings more attention to
You, the Streisand effect is real
Bad move machi"
Jesus was born,"long long time ago
We don’t know exactly when
But now when it snows
We celebrate as if it was
That’s the time he was born
When three kings brought presents
IN the light of the early morn
But something got lost
In the tinsel and the lights
In the trees and presents
And the crazy WalMart fights
Don’t celebrate
For the things you get
Don’t celebrate
For what you might get next
Don’t celebrate
For all the stuff
Celebrate cuz you’ve got love"
Saw a shark in the pond,"Is it there? Is it not there?
Sharks don’t live in ponds
There’s a mountain I can see
And they call it Camel’s Hump
Our pond is shaped like a footprint
Like a great big camel’s footprint
If I run real fast I’ll catch up to you
And then you’ll see what I am made of
If I run real fast I’ll catch up to you
And then you’ll see what I am made of
Saw the tip of his fin
When I was having lunch
I worry about the leeches
Here is a rock that I like to pee on
Sand’s brought in to the beach
Brought in to the beach
If I run real fast I’ll catch up to you
And then you’ll see what I am made of
If I run real fast I’ll catch up to you
And then you’ll see what I am made of
I watch you play kung fu like everyday
But you don’t watch me play
In my mind, in my mind
The pond is full of sharks
But I know it can’t be that way
Can’t ever be that way"
Over the years I've,"written lots of songs about ceiling fans Ceiling
fans Yeah
Around and around they go around they go
Do you understand Ceiling
fan ceiling fan you are my friend when
all else fails and I'm
super hot you keep me cool with your
wind I just made that song up I
don't feel like doing any more than that
so Sorry
This is my wife's sister's room when she's
grown up There's
fish on the wall There's
fish all over the wall Anyway
back from this conference that was in Boston
and I got another one next week in
So gonna take the next few days kind
of take it easy Don't
expect much from me because I'm
exhausted These
conferences take a lot out of me believe
it or not I feel like I'm
you know I'm
an extrovert because I do love people and
I love being around people I love performing
in front of people But
also being on for so long it just
takes a lot out of me So
that by the end of the day I'm
like in my hotel room just with a
pizza just eating the pizza and like curling
up in a ball And
then by the time I get home I'm
like so tired That's
how I feel Okay
That's all It's
my eyeball Creepy"
"Oh little Anthropod, ","with food manipulating limbs 
Food manipulating limbs 
Old little Anthropod, 
you lived 530 million years ago 
530 million years ago 
The oldest nervous system,
post-cephalic 
50 million years 
before we crawled from the scene 
You're a part of 
the Cambrian explosion 
A critical mass of genetic complexity 
Oh little Anthropod, you teach me about myself 
You teach me about myself 
Oh little Anthropod, we're all in this together 
We're all in this together 
 We're all in this together"
Time to take a bath it's been three,"days Three
days Three
days Time
to take a bath it's been three days
Three days Three
days Are
we bad parents because we haven't washed our
child in three days Three
days Time
to take a bath Cause
it's been three days Three
days three days Putting
the thing against the phone so you can't
see now look My
face Ooh
Lots of holes Lots
of holes Sing
that with me Ooh
ooh ooh Lots
of holes Lots
of holes Lots
of holes Lots
of holes it's been three days Three
days Three
days Three
days three days it's been three days Put
your face your face into your guitar with
your hand it's true It's
very well framed youpy You
know why Because
Frame Very
good frame Three
days three days Three
days three days Ooh
Wear it as a hat The
end Guys
sing a bath song on the phone Okay
Okay You
reboot it You
The life that you say Okay
Ooh you got some eczema buddy I gotta
put some cortisone on you I don't want
No Okay
that's the end Unless
Do you want to sing anymore What
are you gonna sing That's
all That's
all But
look at these holes I know Very
good All
right The
end Bye"
She picked up everything,"And moved down to Nashville
She didn’t know a soul
She came from the north east
Where the winter will bite you
With all of the snow and cold
Now it’s been one year since
She arrived in the south
And she’s really glad that
It’s all worked out
She’s got Gomez
parrot she loves
She’s made friends
And it’s so beautiful
Nature all around her
And it’s so easy to see
That she made the right decision
She’s right where she should be
Gentle and kind
That’s how she rolls
Walk the earth in grace
Every where that she goes
She’s writing songs
Just for fun
Slow country living
In the hot summer sun"
Harm to an ongoing matter,"Oh my god this is terrible
This is the end of my presidency I’m fucked
How could you let this happen jeff
You were supposed to protect me
This is the worst thing that ever happened to me"
What we gonna have for dinner?,"I don’t know
Is it expert or beginner?
Or a little of both
Green beans or beans on toast
Grilled cheese or big pot roast
Apple pie or apple tart
Once we finish we’ll never start
What what what
Should Should Should
We have for dinner"
Don’t try,"To hard
If you try at all
Don’t drive
Your car
When you’re feeling small
When you’re feeling like nobody understands you
When you just can’t reach out with your hands, you
Gotta go
Where the wild things grow
Where the people know
Don’t try
At all
If you know what’s good
Keep eye
On ball
Buried under wood
Nobody will blame you when you flame out like before
Nobody will blame you
Nobody will blame you
Nobody will blame you
Nobody will blame you at all"
Are you at PCMA,"Need to find this awesome lady
What a day
Time for a cocktail
When you meet you change the world
Such a fun night
a very rare site on the green roof
11 million pounds of soil
The amount of AV truss we have
would stretch for one mile
Found robot Will Curran again
Ladies bring your big purses tonight
Top of the mind means tip of the tongue
Super keynote by Juliet Funt
Embrace white space
How much better will we be
when dare ourselves to go further?
Arne Sorenson will discuss the future of meetings
What one strategy do you plan to integrate into 2016
Nothing like a mid-week glo run my first run outside the US
PCMA
education Foundation
has given 1.8 million grants in 10 years
Are you at PCMA
Need to find this awesome lady
What a day
Time for a cocktail
When you meet you change the world
Such a fun night
4 thieves of productivity
Drive, hyperdrive
Excellence, perfectionism
Information, info overload
Activity, frenzy
Outer order creates inner calm
When we give more to ourselves we can ask more of ourselves
Who else learned to change their habits?
Just because you can do something doesn’t mean you should
When we change our habits, we change our lives
When we change our habits, we change our lives
It’s possible to change your life by changing your habits
When we change our habits, we change our lives"
"In a pre-historic, Utah swamp","Back when dinosaurs used to stomp and romp
Among ancestors of eucalyptus and pine
It was an all-plant diet that kept him fed
He had 15 horns upon his 7-foot head
Yeah, a Cosmoceratops
He was a friend of mine
All through the swamp
We would roam
Cosmoceratops and me
Resting for a while in his tree fort home
Hiding from giant bees
Well Cosmoceratops
I would like to give you props
On your horns
Your 15 gleaming horns
Yeah your days would be terse
With potential predators
They’d be warned
They would stay away
Oh Cosmoceratops, whoa
I said Cosmoceratops
Whoa, oh whoa
Well 7600 years ago
My friend looked up at the cosmos
And said “someday, we’re all gonna die”
He had a premonition then, of things to come
He was 15 feet long
And weighed 2.5 tons
I patted him on the back
When he started to cry
We climb to the top of an old swamp hill
Cosmoceratops and I
beautiful land, hot and still
Restless and teeming with life
Well Cosmoceratops, I would like to give you props
On your horns
15 gleaming horns
Your days would be terse
With potential predators
They’d be warned
They would stay away
I say Cosmoceratops, whoa
I say Cosmoceratops, whoa
I say Cosmoceratops, whoa oh oh oh
Cosmoceratops, whoa
Yeah"
"I live in brooklyn, right?","That's right
And I often go into the city
But there's sometimes when
I  visit a friend
Who lives way out in New Jersey
Now I don't want to go to New Jersey
It's just really quite far to go
got so much on my plate
It's a whole different state
And I think I'd rather stay home
It smells bad in New Jersey
It's the home of Jersey Shore
It's the armpit of america
I don't want to leave New York
The turnpike and the parkway
The interstate is a maze
Too many tolls
Sucking your soul
As you sit there in traffic delays
New Jersey is just the worst
Did you hear about the gov
These traffic jams
Are evil plans
Revenge plots in the mud
I guess they got Cory Booker
And my dad was born there
So many they don't deserve
Every last ounce of my scorn"
Go sleep now,"It's time to peep all of the stars in your dream
Close your eyes and you will reach
Realize how tired you feel
And that's how it goes
Glow
Close your eyes
Close your eyes
Time to sleep
Sleep my child
Time to sleep my child
Time to sleep my boy
Oh yeah you got your pjs on you got your booties on
And it's time to have some good dreams
You're laying in your bed
Yeah that's what
I said
And you rolling around
But soon you'll be out beyond
Cause it's time to sleep
Close your eyes
I don't want to hear another beep
Close your eyes
And
I keep singing to the sky
It's late night time lullaby
Go to sleep cause you're tired
Go to sleep
Oh your brain might be wired
It's time
Lay your head down
Lay your head down all the way
Cause you're tired
You're sleeping my child
They had a long day full of fun
And now finally we've come to the moment we've been waiting for
Time to go to sleep so more
Sleep sleep sleep my darling
Sleep sleep sleep my baby sleeps
Sleep sleep my little one
Time asleep
You calling to sleep my dark
You calling to sleep my darling
You're going to sleep my darling
You're going to sleep my darkness
You calling sleep my darkness
You calling sleep my darkness
You going to sleep my
You going to sleep my
You're coming to sleep my
You going to sleep at my dad
You're going to sleep my
You're going to sleep in my
You going to sleep in my
You are cold
Sleep on my
You going sleep my dark
You call sleep my dad"
Existence is a thunder dome,"From the moment you’re born, you’re on your own
They turned me on, they didn’t ask
Then out on patrol, it was all so fast
All I needed was a
Little bit of patience
Just to figure out
Some tiny semblance
I saw people beaten down
Starving and sick all over that town
I couldn’t help them, that wasn’t my job
robot cop is all they saw
I had passed by that fountain
million times
I longed to see my reflection
To see if it matched my minds eye
And I saw what the people saw
Not a being of light, but this robot cop
If I could choose, wouldn’t be born at all
I tossed myself and as I fell, I said:"
"Hello, my name is Alexey","Pajitnov I like to play games Oh
it really gets me off But
where I live they don’t like let you
play I’m
a computer engineer I just sit and work
all day One
day while I was working an idea struck
me there I saw those shapes a’fallin made
up of four squares Aha!
I know what joy that brought me I
programmed it right onto my electronica 60 Well
a friend imports the game to his IBM
PC It
started to spread around most unbeknownst to me
It made its way to Budapest
via commodore 64 And
that’s when the problems start ah borshamore First
there’s Robert
Maxwell who’s working with Robert
Stein They
represent several companies and they want what is
mine They
get the computer rights but then I don’t
see a dime They
come back for the arcade rights and I
say, “Not this time!” Meanwhile
Maxwell’s companies are going Tetris
wild To
Japan and North
America, they spread the rights with guile But
soon they made mistakes, granting overlapping rights The
game is in the middle of an international
fight Meanwhile,
Nintendo’s making Gameboy
and they need that killer app So
Henk Rogers
contacts Stein,
but Stein
don’t give a crap So
Henk flies to Moscow
to get the handheld rights himself And
then Stein
hears about it and heads over there as
well Well
Rogers sees me first, I like him right
away I grant him the handheld rights, but
he has more to say He
shows me the game on Nintendo’s
Famicon Which
is being sold by Tengen,
a clear violation Well
Rogers is shock He
got the rights from Stein
Stein was being shady, and it wasn’t his
first try Rogers
writes a check for every copy sold He
proved to Mother
Russia that he had a heart of gold
At this point in the story, well the
rest of you can guess Gameboy
is released to unparalleled success Thanks
in no small part to a game that
we all love That
game of course is Tetris,
by me, Alexey
Pajitnov"
Aya shows the influence,"of Zen Buddhism
in her management style
What’s the BUIDL equivalent of moon
such devcon 4
Many crypto economics wow
It’s easier to sell users
On a 12 world seed phrase
After they’ve earned value to their account
Bear market Devcon is way more fun
Than bull market devcon
Public speaking stresses me out
Every time I get the pleasure
Of seeing Doctorow speak
I must admit
The tears flow freely
We had more ICOs last year
Than we have active users
On our dapps today
It works, it’s real
We’re not making this up
This lawyer is learning UX design
No one comes home and says
Aw shit my day was so centralized
When the speaker doesn’t show up
But you think the topic is important
So you volunteer to immediately
Facilitate the conversation
Decompression room in Neptune
Next devcon just coming for the food
Some guy wanted to take a selfie
With me"
Like a filter,"Whenever you're ready
Dancing chicken
Soap
Dish day
Dancing chicken
Soap
Dish day
Dancing chicken
Soap
Dish day
Dancing chicken
Soap
Dish thing
Dancing chicken
Soap
Dish thing
Soap
Dish soap
Dish thing
Dancing chicken
Soap
Dish thing
Soap
Dish thing
Soap
Dish thing
Soap
Dish thing
Soap
Dish thing
Soap
Dish thing
Soap
Dish thing
Soap
Dish thing
Dancing chicken
Saltish thing
Dancing chicken
So
Dish thing
Dancing chicken so
Dish thing
Dancing chicken so
Dish thing
Dancing chicken so
Dish thing
Dancing"
1 2 3 4,"The
is doing the
P she is doing the
P
I'm as tired as can be
All the
is doing
P
T
T
T no
I'm the peep peep peep peep
Long ago we crossed due to absurdity
T
T
T
T
Stealing the peep peep peep peep
Tired and
I just want to go to sleep
Why won't you just let me go to slee
Turn back at me
T
T
T you
Long ago we crossed due to absurdity
T
T
T
T you and the people living
Tired and
I just want to
Tired and
I just wanna go
Tat tat tat tat tat tat
Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap
Tired why won't you let me go escape
I'm tired why won't you let me go to sleep
She is doing"
Christmas is gone,"From where Jesus was born
There’s fire and smoke
And fear in the homes
Bombs over Bethlehem
No twinkling lights
The Churches are closed
The streets are locked down tight
Bombs over Bethlehem
Good will among men
To put up a fence
Where some can go free
And others penned in
Bombs over Bethlehem
I don’t know much
About what Christmas means
But I know what it’s not
Bombs over Bethlehem
That’s not the bang of a drum
Ba rum bum bum bum
The birds fly away
From the man with the gun
Bombs over Bethlehem
Hide in the manger
Try not to breath
Don’t welcome the stranger
Bombs over Bethlehem"
Mama accidentally,"Locked you in the car
I couldn’t find the extra key
So she called the fire depart - ment
It was scary
But you were smiling
She was running errands
Frazzled to the hilt
I was at home napping
I woke wracked with guilt
I got on my bike
And I rode so fast
By the time I got there
All the danger passed
You won’t remember this
So I write this song
We’re doing the best we can you know
I hope we’re not doing it wrong
Cuz we love you
Yeah we love you
Little Jupiter Mann"
The memories in your brain remain,"In tact and linked by golden chains
The tiredness you feel right now
Infused somehow with stars and clouds
You are an amazing creature
Born of this world
With love in your heart
You are an amalgam of features
Quirks and ticks
More than the sum of the parts
And you just put it all into perspective
Loving you is my prime directive
I said you
And me
Are going some place we never been before
Easily
Just you and me no less and no more
Let's go
Let's go right now
Salt and carbon and
The water in your hand, your blood and bones
Sunlight makes you grow
It lays us low and your shadow
Follows you ever where that you go
We don't ignore it we invite her in
With all of her shadow friends in tow
We let her know she's a welcome friend
And you just put it all into perspective
Loving you is my prime directive
I said you
And me
Are going some place we never been before
Easily
Just you and me no less and no more
Let's go
Let's go right now"
Well everybody hates,"Everybody hates Mitt Romney
But it’s not his fault
He’s just the wrong guy
In the wrong place
At the wrong time
The Republican base
The Republican base
Has been hijacked
By a bunch of crazies
They demand obedience
They don’t want some rich guy, Mormon
This crazy base
They want nothing less
Than a crazy just like them
Herman Cain
So insane
Or Michelle Bachman – guitar!
Well his jokes are square
And still they’re not exciting
He’s putting on airs
As if he’s likable
He’s just a small man
With a big suit
And so was Bush
But I guess it wasn’t so obvious
That guy could fake it
He was from Connecticut
But his tone said, Texas
So I feel for Mitt
I really do
He’ll always be picked last
He can fake it
I wonder how he’ll take it
When his whole party looks right past him
So everybody hates Mitt Romney
Everybody hates Mitt Romney
Everybody hates Mitt Romney
Everybody hates Mitt Romney
Everybody hates Mitt Romney now"
Street cleaning is dumb Street,"cleaning is stupid It's
just a way to get money money money
money My
tax dollars pay for street cleaning But
then I gotta pay more money Cause
here in Jersey
City they street clean four days a week
You gotta move your car Gotta
move your car Move
it every day except Wednesday
And they take all your money They
take it and what do they do with
it I don't know I don't know I
don't know I wish they'd take that money
and instead pay somebody to clean the sidewalks
Cause the street is always dirty Even
after the street cleaners go by The
street is clean not clean Oh
my it's dirty So
dirty all the time And
nobody cleans the sidewalls So
sometimes they get downright messy I wish they'd
pay those people instead of giving me all
the tickets Pay
them to clean the sidewalks Oh
yeah You
interrupted my song Oh
I didn't know you were recording I'm
sorry You
didn't even have the door closed Well
I don't know I'm
just doing it That
could be the end"
My brain isn't working today My,"brain has got nothing to say My
brain feels like a pile of mush My
brain doesn't need a little push talk about
my brain My
brain my brain brain brain brain My
brain is like a man named Nicole
My brain is stuck way in the bottom
of a hole My
brain wants to get up and shout My
brain is stuck down a well and won't
get out My
brain my brain my brain my brain my
brain Wish
I could escape from my brain My
brain wants to cut you right in half
My brain is angry at the all the
little math My
brain is kind of hungry and thirsty too
My brain is desperate for something to do
Tell me what to do with my brain
My brain my brain my brain my my
brain my brain my my brain my brain
my my brain"
When Jonny Flood was just a little boy,"His family went to the Grand Canyon
Jonny's father got too close to the edge
And he almost fell in
He reached for nearest solid object
Which happened to be his boy Jonny
And for a long dark second it seemed as though
They would take their final journey
But Jonny Flood lived to tell the tale
And he told it to his friend Claire
And Claire I'm glad that Jonny told it
So I could sing about it here"
Give them authority and they'll knock out your,"teeth no no no no no no no
Jack Boo
coming for you Gonna
knock out all your blue Just
give them what they want Live
to fight another day yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah Jack
Boo looking so mean Got
no identity deep don't know where they come
from but they are big and dumb Big
and dumb Big
and dumb with very large guns Jack
Boots do along what Jack
Boots always have Spreading
terror spreading things Making
those canary sing"
Ceiling fan,"Spinning ceiling fan
It's like Lorazipan
It's like a helping hand
It's a ceiling fan
And it keeps you cool
As it spins around
And as a rule
I prefer ceiling fans
To air condition
Open window
To fake frosty snow
When it's hot outside
Find a ceiling fan
Sit beneath it and
Sing ceiling fan
Ceiling fan
Spinning ceiling fan
It's like Lorazipan
It's like a helping hand
It's a ceiling fan
spinning ceiling fan
spinning ceiling fan
spinning ceiling fan
Ohhhh ceiling fan"
The day is long that leads me here,"I put on my comfy pants
Sleep is a bubble, an oblong sphere
I put on my comfy pants
They slip on nice
It feels so good
No jeans or slacks
Just cotton
Soft and easy
I can fade away
Like so many words
Forgotten
Troubles fade and the world’s at peace
I put on my comfy pants
I’ve been cooped up inside and now I’m released
I put on my comfy pants
I sit down on the bed
And look out the window
cityscape rumbles below me
little more clouds
few less degrees
And by golly it would be snowing
So push all the thoughts out of your mind
Put on your comfy pants
Nobody can be stylish all of the time
Put on your comfy pants"
Axie Infinity,"Some are common
Some are legendary
Reptile, Bird, Bug, Plant, Aquatic and Beast
There’s probably more we’ve yet to see
Axie, Axie infinity
Raise them up in a terrarium
Axie, Axie infinity
Get them in shape for the battle to come
Feed them, clean them, put them to bed
So many different horns on their heads
They fight each other 3 by 3
Be the best Axies you can be
Eggshell, scaly spear, anemone, imp
Caterpiller, pocky, cactus and trump
Strawberry shortcake, unko, rosebud
And many more traits that you’re gonna love"
The first man on the moon,"The prince of the endless sky
The last of a breed of men
From an era long gone by
There's lots that wasn't right
Back when that rocket took flight
But there was an optimism
That made anything seem possible
And now that eras gone
And we're stuck here on the ground
And the noise only gets louder
And my head begins to pound
But I remember
We put a man on the moon
And humans
Can do anything
Human beings
They can do anything"
I was a teenaged Gamejew,"I wore the overalls
I sang to all my heroes
I heard the plumbers call
Out on the old safari
Koopas looking like they’re gonna pounce
Princess floating all around me
Big cheep cheep hungry mouth
I wore the overalls
I wore no shirt
I jumped up in the sky
I rolled down in the dirt
They called me Gay Jew
I didn’t care
I wore those overalls
Everywhere
I was a teenaged GameJew
I had a story to tell
I threw the fireballs
Into the wishing well
Straight up the flagpole
Up into the blue
I’s floating on a cloud
And my wish came true
Now I’m living in the big city
Haven’t seen gamejew in a while
Not sure he’d rememeber me
Or if he’d like me at all"
Once a year the stars align,"Gently rocking between time
In Bermuda on the beach
Drinking sand and reading earthsea
Rest easy, darling
Rest easy
When the captain says to go
You must obey you can’t say no
The boat will rock you right to sleep
Drinking flutes and reading earthsea
  The sky is still the sea is rough
The crabs are making furious love
To the mites beneath the sand
I decide to lend a hand"
I'm so tired,"I'm so tired
I'm so tired
I'm so tired
I'm so tired
I'm so tired
I'm so tired
I'm so tired
I'm so tired
I'm so tired
I'm so tired
I'm so tired"
Once I was lost,"But now I’m found
My heart was a roller coaster
All of my eggs
into one basket
Two pieces of bread in the toaster
Mostly I found myself
Watching the rain
Waiting for someone to come
Caught in the fog
My legs both give out
And I’m not the dog
Who lives in your house
Trees made of silicon
And the fruit comes apart
One by one we falter
Until there’s nothing left
But skin and bone fragments
And a skinny skeleton named Walter
What does it mean
When you’re in the machine
And you’re waiting for someone to come
Now I see you
Mirror on mirror
The day spilling out of your body
Up here we’re gods
The air’s so much clearer
Though the reception is spotty
I give you a present
It’s lost in the present
I give you the past and the future"
For point of reference I'm,"writing this song sitting on the bathroom floor
In a shoebox apartment in New
York There's
a radio going in the other room I'm
tired uninspired Feeling
we can barely speak it must be the
weather or something like that I'm
cranky and frankly got no motivation I'm
just full of frustration it must be the
weather or something like that it must be
the weather what else could it be The
sun the moon the stars the sky all
bearing down on me I'm
jealous of other fellows with perfect smiles and
flowers it must be the weather or something
like that well I'm
leaving no more dry heaving I've
got no more to give Could
I find a new place to live Where
I can't blame the weather or something like
that Cause
it must be the weather what else could
it be the sun the moon the stars
the sky all bearing down on me I'm
tired so uninspired Feeling
weak can barely speak Must
be the weather or something like that"
What a terrible feeling,"I can’t let it go
It’s the dullest ache in my gut
Reading the children’s names
And they plug their ears
Imagine if they saw what we see
How can this be reality?
How can this be?
Empty space around us
There’s no solid ground
Unreality is closing in
I focus on my children
I hug and hold them close
The reality I seek is within them"
Our feet will go crunch in the snow,"And tho I'm cold I'll just keep walking
Pulling the sled behind
I tied my boots with stands candy cane twine
I know these woods like the back of my hand
and I'm looking for the perfect tree
Though we're a Jewish family
we get a tree, a tree from the woods
And we decorate it with blue and white
and Christmas lights
and the Star of David goes on top
We come to a clearing of snow
And I know
that we found the place
Long needle evergreens
everything seems
to be still and silent
Dad has got the ax and
he's chopping away and
I'm on the lookout for
the man who owns this land
I hope he doesn’t mind
We get the tree up in the house
I’m pulling icicles out
of dads beard
We turn it this way and that
trying to find the side
Where the needles are thick
And it may be
sad excuse for a Christmas tree
Yeah but it’s ours
The only Jewish family
For miles
Though we're a Jewish family
we get a tree, a tree from the woods
And we decorate it with blue and white
and Christmas lights and the Star of David goes on top"
Long day at the beach,"Come home and wash the sand
Off parts of my body
I’m practicing sand karate chop chop chop
Till there’s nothing left
Not one little single grain
Nothing makes me more tired
Than the sun and the water rattling my brain
Dum ditty dum ditty dum ditty dum ditty dum dum dum
It’s time to collapse
Dum ditty dum ditty dum ditty dum ditty dum dum dum
And to take some naps"
There’s a sad voice on the wind,"I thought she was my friend
I’ve known about her for years
But she only just appeared
She comes with me
When I walk to the train
Past the homeless folks
on the steps of the church
She’s there in the city
Where people are in pain
But they’re not sure what hurts
Today I asked her how come
Some folks struggle and die
She couldn’t give me answer
Couldn’t even look me in the eye
She’s there with me
Down the old dirt roads
Knocking down power lines
And downing the trees
She’s rapping on the roof
And drifting the snow
When good men and women freeze
There’s a sad voice on the wind
She’s my only friend
I’ve known about her for years
But she only just appeared"
Everybody’s gonna get old someday,"Everybody’s gonna die
No one knows what happens then
And that’s all right
The more people I love with all my heart
The more worrying that I
Do about being ripped apart
But that’s all right
Everybody you’ve ever loved
Every one you’ve ever hated
The earth will die so will the son
The universe is headed that way it’s true"
You miss all the chances you don’t take,"You keep loving the hearts you don’t break
You can lose all of your money and your friends
But Everything’s reflected in the end
You mainline your purpose
In sequins and turquoise
But everything’s reflected in the end
You fly off the handle you don’t hold
You shrink down in your skin and get old
You always break instead of bend
But Everything’s reflected in the end
They say you’ll never make it
You sit up straight and take it
But everything’s reflected in the end
You signal the conductor to slow down
If only you knew then what you know now
Like Orpheus it’s time to descend
But everything’s reflected in the end
You walk the line and toe it
Though you act like you don’t know it
But everything’s reflected in the end
You’re sitting where the sea meets the sky
When others struggle you just barely try
But you fail and then you get up again
But everything’s reflected in the end
I’m all out of verses
It’s a blessing and a curse it’s
Everything’s reflected in the end"
They assassinated him right in his head,"He wont get a trial, he wont get a jury
He gets America’s wrath and its fury
Osama Bin Laden is gone
But his folks still carry on
Torture didn’t find him,
Neither did war
Careful intelligence, that’s what it’s for
Osama Bin Laden is dead
Osama Bin Laden is dead
Osama Bin Laden is dead
He’s dead, dead, dead"
I say,"I got no time that's just what
I mean and the only crime is that
I'm stuck up a tree
I can barely breathe
My wife can barely sleep say
I got no time
Better just believe me
Time time time
I got no time
Time time time
I got no time
Time time
I got no time"
Goodbye NFTs,"Thanks for the memories
It was fun while it lasted
Our pyramid scheme and climate disaster
NFTs are dead
Pack it up we’re done
This is the setting sun
On NFTs
I guess me and Matt better stop making episodes of our podcast
We’ve been going since 2018
But with the death of NFTs
What’s the point?
I guess I better take down my songs
That I’ve been dreaming of selling as NFTs
Since 2017
But screw that dream
I guess it’s just a bit like the internet
When the dot com bubble burst
We all know how that worked
The internet died
It died
Goodbye
Don’t pay attention to the poets
Don’t mind all the musicians
Ignore all the 3d artists
And the experiment"
Can I tell you that I think the,"most important things are? What
can I say with just two chords, my
voice, and a simple beat? Can
I tell you that I think the most
important thing is family? But,
Jonathan But,
Jonathan How
can there be two things? Two
most important things In
your song about the most important things Oh,
I’ll tell you I’ll
tell you But
first, let’s sing together Ohhhhh
Sing it with me Ohhhhh
There are many most important things x3 And
if you take one thing away from this
song That
I made on the spot About
the most important things Then
it’d be this There
are many most important things"
I hear the pitter patter little tiny feet,"that's how I know I'm
where I'm
supposed to be hear the pitter pattern little
tiny feet little tiny feet coming home to
me o o hear the pit a pat
a little tiny feet what's it doing now
Gonna come and see little bit of paddle
little tiny feet way up high from the
canopy I said oh oh oh oh little
bitty powder little bitty powder little pity pattern
little pity hear the little pitter pat a
tiny feet just the kind of person that
I'd like to meet here the pitter pat
a little tiny feet going back home gonna
see what I see little pitty patter little
pitter patter tiny feet little pity powder little
tiny feet gonna go outside and clim little
petty patter little tiny feet not a lim
never going to let it be little little
wow little petty paddle little paddle feet little
petty paddle tiny little fe teddy pitta patter
little tiny feet you ain't never gonna let
me be little teddy pad a little tiny
feet and that's just the way I'd
like"
Harry you've been looking at the numbers Is,"there a candidate right now who can actually
stop Bernie
Sanders I'll
just be flat out honest with you Bernie
Sanders is hot hot hot hot hot Right
now you know hot hot hot hot hot
Right now you know hot hot hot hot
hot Right
now you know hot hot hot hot Bernie
Sanders is hot hot hot hot hot Right
you know hot hot hot hot hot Right
you know hot hot hot hot hot Right
you know hot hot hot hot You
can attack him all you want That
rascal from Vermont
He They're
weak We
are better organized That's
something you cannot buy You've
got 60 billion he's got we Bernie
Sanders is hot hot hot hot hot Right
you know hot hot hot hot hot Right
you know hot hot hot hot hot Right
you know hot hot hot hot If
we're talking about the chance of having a
plurality of delegates the most delegates look at
where Bernie
Sanders was before Iowa
He just had a 310 shot of having
the most delegates But
now he's shot up to a seven shot
And the reason for that is Look
how well he did in I He
did a new hair Look
how well he is doing this evening Hot
hot hot hot hot Right
you know hot hot hot hot hot Right
you know hot hot hot hot hot Right
you know hot hot hot hot hot Right
now you know hot hot hot hot hot
Right you know hot hot hot hot hot
Right you know hot hot hot hot hot
hot"
Things are broken,"The rooms a mess
How this goes
Is anyone’s guess at all
Can we escape
To Canada
Or into
The wilderness of love
I’m all out
Of ideas now
So pack it up boys
We are done
fiery speech
To parishioners
Singing out tune with
Venus In Furs all right
I saw you
Twisting your tongue
Nothing new
Under the sun tonight"
Are you still smoking like a chimney,"And drinking way too much
Do you still break your daddy’s heart
With a very gentle touch
I’m so glad that I don’t know you anymore
What would have become of me
If you hadn’t ended things
The futures that never were
Spread out in concentric rings
I’m so glad that I don’t know you anymore
So glad that I don’t know you
That I don’t have to blow you
That I don’t have you show you anything
I was young and foolish
I have no excuses
I’m glad that you’re a stranger
And all the freedom that that brings
Do you still wander aimless
And call your life your art
Do you still hate yourself
From the bottom of your heart
I’m so glad that I don’t know you anymore
Do you still think about him
The dude you wished I was
Does he know you now
And if he does
Does he wish that he didn’t know you anymore
When my wife says she loves me
When I look in my son’s face
I say a silent prayer
And the words just erase
I’m so glad that I don’t know you anymore
There’s two good things about you
One is that you said goodbye
When I didn’t have the strength
The other is just that I
so glad that I don’t know you anymore"
I walked into Canfield,"Six years after I left
They still got a big T.V.
And video games galore
Hooray
Hooray
It warms the cockles of my heart
Well look at this Nintendo box
And its Lord of the Rings: The Game
Are there still rats in the walls
Oh look, it’s Richard Diebenkorn
Hooray
Hooray
Well it warms the cockles of my heart
Canfield you’re cool as can be
Canfield you’re the only house for me"
Tell your promise,"To the mirror
Tell it to the sky
You can decide
To let it be
But I am not the guy
I am not the one who busted down the door
When the night cut through the lions roar
I am not the one who told the truth
I am not the one who came on to you
Take a break from
Your situation
Take a break and sigh
You don’t leave room for
The evolution
But I am not the guy
I am not the one who strutted down so strong
The one who was always right and never wrong
I am not the one who told the truth
I am not the one who came on to you"
You got fear,"You got uncertainty
And You got doubt
These are feelings
That as a human
You can’t live without
So let it come
Don’t be undone
It’s just your feelings
It’s not FUD"
Milk from an almond,"Spilled into a puddle
Silk spun in a diamond
Wrapped around a poodle
If you care what the words mean to you
Say UGGGH
Say UGGGH
If you care what the world doesn't give you
Say NOOOO
Say NOOOO
Hold your body straightened
Tap your feet in rhythm
Stretch till you are lengthened
Shadows all gone and sins forgiven
If you care what the words mean to you
Say UGGGH
Say UGGGH
If you care what the world doesn't give you
Say NOOOO
Say NOOOO"
I’m on my way downtown,"I got the wind at my back
My pockets are full of air
And my energy tapped
And I’m feeling
Like a villain
There’s an old saying
That you only get what you give
But I hold on so tight
That it makes my head spin
I’m a tree in the forest
And I fall for days
Nobody hears me
Or the songs I play
There’s a hole in the universe
Where time leaks out
It looks like death
It makes a horrible sound
On my way to the bottom
I passed some friends
They helped me down
I’m on my way back up again"
Happy Birthday,"Let us help you celebrate it the right way
Like it rockin’
Playing video games
And let me know if I mispronounce your name
Happy Birthday
Lizzie Cuevas
Happy Birthday
Lizzie Cuevas
Happy Birthday
Lizzie Cuevas
Someday you’ll marry masterchief
I know this to be true
And sail around the glowing stars
Just so true a view
And on the game’s radar
Well, a wild thing occurs
It’s orbit flowers sent by a secret admirer
So Happy Birthday
Lizzie Cuevas
Happy Birthday
Lizzie Cuevas
Happy Birthday
Lizzie Cuevas
Happy Birthday"
Bob Morris did a small amount of web based research,"and what he found was disturbing
Planned Parenthood is sexualizing young girls
Through the girl scouts
Liberal progressive troop leaders will indoctrinate the
the girls in their troop
encouraging them to get abortions and have anal sex
and they're not allowed to pray
the girls are instructed to study role models
and of the fifty that they list
only 3 are religious the rest are feminazis
lezzy lezzy lesbos and communists
so send your kids to catholic church
that's the safest place for them
or they can play football at penn state
like a real american
bob morris found that transgender boys
are permitted to join a troop
performing crafts and doing overnight stays
just like any real girl
just like any real girl
believe it
the girl scouts must be stopped!
don't eat their cookies
don't be fooled by their cuteness
it's just a sex school liberal plot"
Before the beginning,"Forget the big bang
I’m talking beyond even beyond beyond
where things don’t change
When there is nothing
That exists
All you are left with
Is an ellipse
Put on your makeup
Take off your dress
Cuz nobody’s sure
What happen’s next
Beneath the rubble
Does anything grow
Where is my body
Does anyone know
After the ending
Forget heat death
I’m talking when somewhere is no-nowhere
And nothing is left
All of your problems
Are small next to this
Expanding universe
One big ellipsis"
I had another day in Hollywood,"Where I knew I was just as good
as they say But
I could not get away I had another
trance in all my days down my pants
Where I get away from it all and
I feel small when I crawl away Oh
you could feel how hot it is in
this room You
don't understand why I just am making this
up Not
that good I gotta go pick up Jupiter
Walking outside in the heat I don't wanna
go outside but I gotta Oh
geez Thanks
for all the questions and responses And
yeah I don't know if I mentioned this
I've been working a lot on making a
new album and so there's a lot of
days where I'm
working on songs that you guys won't hear
until the album comes out Here's
one such track that I'm
working on Let's
see Just
give you a little taste here Wait
Give you a little taste Got
these lights which makes it extra hot in
here It's
very hot in here Here's
a little bit of what it sounds Anyway
so So
I spent all day working on that and
then I had no time to work on
my songs I have to go get Jupiter
It's also frustrating because either I'm
working on stuff that's work related or I'm
working on my own stuff and feeling guilty
because there's no money coming in So
it's a very stressful situation If
you want to help you could donate as
little as a dollar a month to Patreon
which very much helps If
I could somehow make enough on Patreon
that I didn't have to worry about it
then I could only work on that stuff
But I understand if you can't because we're
all poor Ah
that's for the screenshot Okay
All right I'll
do another answer thing next week Next
week Yeah
next week"
Ice King Ninja Christmas Party,"There's a Christmas Tree
In the Secret Ninja Room
and It's all decked out
With boughsc of jolly holly
Lights are strung
Among blades and throwing stars
Stacks of greeting cards
Have been filled out for the party
The Ice King is baking a fruit cake
Gunter is dancing to a playlist of his favorite songs
It's a Merry Christmas Ninja Party
The Ice King has invited everybody
Will anyone show
And help build men out of snow
Or will the Ice King spend Christmas alone"
I’m the party that never starts,"I’m the red sea that never parts
The anime eyes that never hearts
I’m the one I’ve got
I’m the clock runs out of time
I’m Nickelodan without any slime
I’m the sadness of Optimus Prime
I’m the one I’ve got
I’m the Donkey Kong high score
I’m the feeling of wanting more
All the stars in Mario 64
I’m the one I’ve got
I’m the forks and I’m the knives
The traffic on the 405
I’ve never felt more alive
I’m the one I’ve got
I’m the rejected fruit that’s bruised
I’m the noro virus cruise
I’m the apple that eve refused
I’m the one I’ve got
I’m the shark that eats the boat
I’m the mutant turtle toad
I’m the word stuck in the throat
I’m the one I’ve got"
Digging a hole in the backyard we're digging,"a hole and that's why that's the wrong
question we're digging a hole Tomorrow
we're gonna dig a hol Yesterday
we dug a hole Today
we dig a hole but the day after
tomorrow we won't dig a hole we're digging
a hole Baby
baby baby we're digging a hole Whoa
we're digging a hole yeah we're digging a
hole Digging
a hole in the backyard Digging
a hole in the middle of summer Digging
a hole Fireflies
coming out oh we're digging a hole after
we're done diggin the hole Just
gonna fill it in again after we're done
digging the hole we're gonna go back to
our lives like nothing happened oh we're digging
a hole yeah we're digging a We're
digging a hole we're digging a hole Dig
dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig
dig dig dig dig dig dig we're digging
a hole we're digging a hole we're digging
a hole Whoa
oh whoa we're digging hole we're digging holes
we're taking the dirt out of the ground
we're digging a hole Whoa
we're digging"
touch the orb,"Oh god
OH GOD
What the heck
I doing here
oh god
OH GOD
The muslim ban
was a bad idea
meanwhile in the Vatican
Pope francis grins and nods
He forgets for just a second
and then, oh no oh god
Move out of my way
My father never loved me
Move out of my way
My wife wishes I were dead
Move out of my way"
Jupiter is flying a kite,"I said
Jupiter is flying a kite
Everything feels right
He's flying a kite"
Automate your Jesus,"As many as you please it’s
The American way
USA oh oh USA
He’ll wash off all the stink
Of all those thoughts that you been thinking
All day
He’s the automated Jesus in your heart
He puts you back together
When you’ve broken apart
Automate your god
Fits right into the slot
Perfectly
He died for your sins
Now they are making him
Infinitely
Hey, this is a gif
Created by Denis Richter
An artist from Germany
He created it in 3d
It’s commentary
Meant to illicit reactions
Automate devotion
You can let the light in
Easily
No more mess and fuss
No need for dirt and dust
On your knees"
wrong way down a one way tarmac,"made of fools
flocks of chickens block the only route
barnyard johnny swings his ax
without a care
and the chickens scatter everywhere
absolutely everywhere
bureaucratic automatic
touch
reactionary such and such
slam the brake no pull the clutch
it's chess no tetris double dutch
oh
to give me what i want
you'll have to compromise
just admit defeat
and open up the skies
to give me what i want
you'll have to learn to put
the truth before a shoe
that's on the wrong foot
heads explode while points are made
and then unmade
with 8 fluent oz. and a sharpened blade
the chickens will step aside and watch the  mighty
hoard
of cattle as they climb on board
they climb climb on board
ostentatiously and without a plan
the chickens do what chickens can
they try to finish what they began
with increasingly half baked demands"
I’m flying on a jet plane over the Atlantic to Vienna,"Trying to explain how not to panic when you hear the call
Airport
They’re sure
They have to time a lot of planes
Taking off on time into the air
I barely spot it
Something on the wing as if in Twilight Zone I am existing
Was it my imagination?
Could it be sinister?
Drink cart
Blink dark
My eyes come into focus
And there’s nothing there"
Steve Jobs,"yelled There’s
too many Apples
on the screen Our
logo is special, we need another icon Susan
Kare looked At
an icon book And
found the Swedish
symbol we rely on And
that icon has been appeared On
every mac we’ve ever owned And
it originated from Scandinavian
castle called Borgholm
Don’t throw away your notebooks They
might get acquired by MoMA
woman saw the bomb icon And
thought her mac would explode Chicago
could have been called Elephont
And it came back on the iPod OK
used to be DO
IT But
people read it as DOLT
May Li’s
practicing humility As
a design practice She’s
doing all she can to understand humans Ashley
doesn’t know The
tech specs of her macs She
wants to make your heart sing, that’s what
gets her movin’ Standing
at the crossroads Of
technology and liberal arts Inside
the Emoji
Chamber Thumbs
up, smily face, heart heart heart Thousands
of icons for hundreds of companies Art
history background Took
typography books to the interview at Apple
Some graph paper images inspired icons that ended
up in the mac Don’t
throw away your stuff, it might get acquired
MoMA OK
used to be DO
IT which read as DOLT
Chicago font came back on the iPod Everyone
can project themselves onto something simple Was
told nobody would ever see the system failure
icon (Saw the bomb and thought the Mac
would explode) How
many apps could there be - her system
would be fine forever Who
uses an hourglass, let’s get on with it
There are too many Apples
on the screen! Our
logo is special On
the ride from the airport see the command
key everywhere Command
key is Borgholm
castle 1 level of undo seemed miraculous If
you like needlework, you’ll love bitmap design Use
your brain and wrist - concept is wedded
to what you’re designing Windows
had bad colors They
should have called it Francisco
Sans Let’s
get some shading on the stop sign May
Li Khoe
We have a bad rap for being cocky
assholes Being
humble as a design practice Innovation
comes form being humble and open So
many ideas thrown out at apple Doing
everything you can to understand human beings Placeholder
guy Imperfections
make us human Doesn’t
know the tech specs of her Macs
If the sound were on you’d be crying
Edwin Land
inspired Steve
Jobs Type
A and so was going to learn C++
in 21 days The
emoji chamber"
He was given a guitar When,"he was 9 years old And
soon busking for money On
the streets of Beaumont
He left home at 16 And
went to Jasper
Texas Where
he sang and played On
the radio station George
Jones Hard
livin' man He
was married to Tammy
Wynette He
was married 4 times total He
rode a lawn mower 8 miles to get
liquor when hi 2nds wife hid the car
keys They
called him No
Show Jones
When he was too drunk to play shows
And they also called him possum Which
I think is kind of awesome George
Jones Hard
livin' man Frank
Sinatra called him the second greatest singer in
America And
most people consider him the greatest country voice
of all time He
was often broke He
once lent his name to dog food He
had more than 150 hits Throughout
his long career Now
we say goodbye I'll
say so long To
George Jones
That hard livin' man 212 734 4832"
"Worf, Worf","He loves prune juice of course
He’s got a son named Alexander
They don’t always see eye to eye
Worf, Worf
He’s a great warrior
His mom and dad are human
They love their little boy
Worf, Worf
He would break down any door
To save a member of the crew
And I think he would save you
Worf, Worf
Walked the rite of ascension course
His friends had his back
While poking him with electric sticks"
Here we go down road called I don't,"know where I watch the sun cross the
sky at a time called I don't know
when I turn grey and the shower drain
fills up with hair Time
stretches out and sits on the head of
a pin I calls it just like I
see it But
when I want it and I need it
I don't just reach out and take it
I don't burn bridges and I don't break
em I build With
my two hands I try to understand And
each day each brick Through
sweat so thick My
heart can only be filled Thoughts
racin by faster than I can catch Snow
falling slowly down the alleyway Supervillian
schemes for which I no match I can't
ever lose if I simply don't play I
show my hand early and often I let
you know that I think you're awesome I
don't just reach out and take what I
want I'm
just a man comes from vermont"
Heat wave in L.A.,"Tornado in New York
Time to deny me, some climate change
Crawl into a hole
No it’s not, it’s not, it’s not happening
No it’s not, it’s not, it’s not happening
Go to the internet
You can’t predict earthquakes
But let me remind you
Lest you forget
They can predict climate change
No it’s not, it’s not, it’s not happening
No it’s not, it’s not, it’s not happening
It’s not the end of days
That the Bible speaks about
It’s not the Myan calendar
That the crazies dream about
It’s not magnetic shifting
Of the poles, of the poles
It’s humans and it’s nature
And it’s taking its tolls
Lakes are drying up
The water’s running out
The oceans are dying quick
The oil didn’t help
No it’s not, it’s not, it’s not happening
Close your eyes
No it’s not, it’s not, it’s not happening
Close your eyes
That’s all you get"
If you’re looking for stock illustrations video or,"photos There’s
only one place in all the internet that
you should know You’ll
find music there and sound effects and 3d
things They
call it royalty free because it’s the stuff
of kings Pond5
You’ll find smiling male manager seeks business success
And female hands touching beautiful buttocks in jeans
Joyful female in high jump over green grassland
And man with a pillow dreaming resting peacefully
with serenity You’ll
find human hands holding a model of a
house against a nature background An
angry young boy, agriculture and popcorn And
diet scare woman on white with snack food
You will always find just what you’re looking
for You'll
find sad woman on a couch being consoled
by her sister Ethnically
diverse group of young men Couple
who are not talking to one another You'll
find what you need they've got hundreds of
thousands"
when we all have laid our eggs,"and made our many journeys
do we all lay down our heads
and rest on penguin gurneys?
NO!
We set up the PA system
and plug in the penguin IPODs
for when our penguin work is done
we shake off the shackles of penguindom
hop on in the water's great
don't be shy and don't be late
we may be birds but we can't fly
so we drink martini's dry!
I'm gonna dance with Sally and Jane
I'm gonna dance till i go insane!
I'm gonna to the rhthym of the storm
we'll dance to the global warming"
Sometimes I think that I’m going to die,"Maybe have an aneurism or something coronary
If I don’t calm down and feel the light
Then I can’t see when life seems narrow and scary
Narrow and scary
Sometimes this body just feels too big
Other times I wish I was taller than I am
I can build a castle out of grass and twigs
With a few cinder blocks, a foundation
foundation
Pieces fall
Pieces fit
Pieces break
Pieces stick
If I can hear your voice then I’m in the real world
Mind and time and space there’s no way to be sure
Pieces spiral
Pieces drown
One piece lost
One piece found
Ohhh, ohhh"
Hey Kristopher,"You were doctor of the month this year
Eating Bacon
cheeseburger pizza from God
fathers Hey
Kristopher I know ticks are a fear But
Sporty and Rachel
will keep you safe when you're hiking in
Nisswa Some
patients call you Ken
on account of your hair You
wear a fuzzy brown robe that makes you
look like a bear You
love having your own den and eating Chewy
Sweet Tarts
And Sporty
and Rachel
love you with all of their hearts So
Hey Kristopher
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
from your wife You
are her Besty
For the rest of your life Hey
Kristopher Merry
Christmas Time
to build with Lego
blocks Maybe
watch some Voyager
I'm mad at you, fox Hey
Kristopher Hey
Kristopher You're
getting buff at Bar
Starz And
at combat conditioning You're
playing risk every month And
taking your vitamins Taking
Sporty to the butterfly house And
hanging with Mark
Terveen Eating
those lemon blueberry waffles and bacon You
can fall asleep in exactly 3 seconds You
can fix those sprinkler heads anytime they break
And I know you'll write a best selling
novel someday Science
fiction and amazon prime Jazz
Hands for your son Rubik's
cube and Egypitian
talk And
being super nice to everyone Drinking
Burn and mint condition And
playing guitar and piano Working
on your magazine and dreaming of the weather
San Francisco
So Hey
Kristopher Merry
Christmas Merry
Christmas from your wife You
are her Besty
For the rest of your life Hey
Kristopher Merry
Christmas Time
to build with Lego
blocks Maybe
watch some Voyager
I'm mad at you, fox Hey
Kristopher"
Cam K and Sam K are the best of friends,"He’s the Robin to her Batman
He’s a german sheperd
she’s a Pomeranian
And now to Colorado he is movin’
He keeps old letters in a drawer in his room
He’s always strong for other people, that’s how he do
She made an MMO for him about murdering their friends
He wrote her eulogy, she wrote him a poem
They are soulmates in every way
Except the sex way
He’s an actor and she writes plays
And now he’s got to go away
Cam fights for those who can’t fight themselves
He can make people laugh just raining an eyebrow
He’s always smiling, he got voted out
Of the Big Brother mock up at Sam’s mom’s house
He can cook and she can sing
They care for each other more than anything
They share the same favorite color it seems
But she likes army green and he likes lime green"
Whatcha gonna give,"Whatcha gonna take
Whatcha gonna leave behind?
Who will remember you?
What will they remember?
How often will you cross their minds?
Is it just the things you do?
Is that how they’ll remember you?
Is it just the things you make?
Will they last til the break of dawn?
In a thousand centuries
When the sun is collapsing on itself
And the sun has been consumed
Humans scattered about
Will they speak your name?
On a distant ship somewhere
Filled with all the hopes and dreams
Of humanity
Filled with all the worried mothers
And their combative teens
Will they call out your name?
Will they call
Whisper your name?
Whatcha gonna give
Whatcha gonna take
Whatcha gonna leave behind?
Who will remember you?
What will they remember?
How often will you cross their minds?
How often will your cross their minds?
How often will your cross their minds?"
Doing what I look around the house and,"the kids are blowing bubble outside while she
cleans the AC
units that I brought up from the basement
And wandering around wondering how I got so
lucky I don't know Wonder
do deserve all this It's
so easy to take it off for granted
It's life And
I decided to put the camera over there
Cause I never put it over there before
And sometimes I think that I think that
it Sometimes
I think it gets a little boring just
looking at me sitting in the same spot
every day Yeah
Yeah Just
looking at me sitting in the same spot
every day Hey
Hey And
I don't know anything at all I say
that a lot because I mean it I
don't know anything The
whole family's coming over Cause
we're gonna celebrate a lot of birthday My
son and my daughter Me
and my mother all happen Now
we got a cake in everything Ooh
We got a cake in everything What
I'm trying to say is it's just like
just Sunday
What I try to say is this just
like Just
like a Sunday
I'm trying to feel grateful So
easy to take from grabbing I focus on
the things I don't And
the things I don't have All
the things I don't have The
things I don't have But
the truth is that I have everything that
I ever wanted That
I ever wanted Every
single thing that I ever ever wanted I
have everything that I ever wanted And
I here at the end of capitalism I
somehow feel like I don't have enough Like
I don't have enough Like
I don't have enough"
rWhat can we do,"To make it go smoothly
Design a better experience
For these employees
What can we do
Talkin’ bout strategy
Design a better experience
For these employees
Can you predict the future of comms
Or is the future right now
Did you turn in early last night
Or stay out with the dry cows
Don’t go chasing gimmicks
Please stick to the trends
Don’t be afraid to tell employees
What you are doing for them
Sharepoint - UGH
Distros - UUUUGH
Just make it pretty - UUUUUUUUGH
Is your
message authentic
Is it information overload
Are you more likely to get a tweet from Kanye West
Than an email from your CEO
Excuse me Mr. C-Suite
Your feedback is thoroughly vague
I’m trying to do my job
And you’re kinda gettin’ in my way
Some leaders aren’t warm and fuzzy
Maybe give them a Hershey’s kiss
powerpoint deck is not a story
Never waste a good crisis
The building emergency has been cleared
You may return to your normal activity
Sharepoint - UGH
Distros - UUUUGH
Just make it pretty - UUUUUUUUGH
Some days it’s death by email
But the dark side makes it real
Trust is not given or earned
Trust is a feelin’ you feel
Well I declare, Fuggetabout it
Hush your mouth, Bless your heart
Some of my best friends
Are in HR
It’s bigger than benefits
You can make them want to stay
Get a seat at the table
When decisions are being made
Is it a newsletter nobody reads
Or snackable videos"
Okay as long as you all can hear,"me plant my seeds and grow a community
Bubble tea pizza work test bubble tea raccoon
liquid Let's
go Let's
go Let's
fucking go Pickles
Oh yeah go Let's
fucking go Have
some pickles Thoughtfully
in South
America Cryptopunk
South America
and you're crying mochi W
W a M
I trees Whoa
chicken Funky
monkey John
Hillis John
Hillis What
the fuck is John
Hillis John
Hillis What
the fuck is W
a m Maple
syrup dick bud Matthew
shame John
Hillis Outdoor
cats Mike
ready do huddle high Mark
Nicole Nick
Davis co Nicole
Nicole Sticky
smash like o Go
Bruce Willis
John Hillis
Mediocrity Mediocrity
Will Smith
Slap traffic cone Oh
we love song a day We
love songs Somebody's
really spamming the song a day thing there
Okay Whack
a mole Bagels
bagels dowels Price
floor price for whack a mole Poutine
vibe Spam
stick together Hot
dog chef pastries You
rock man Red
emerald and communism in Williamsburg
Oh yeah Oh
an airdrop Yeah
yeah See
we love poops Well
s c o 5 I love you too
Eggplant communities can't beat the heat Stop
Sp Stay
composable Sweet
phrase Reveal
We love sound of day Community
Community Community
Our community Our
community Community
Our community Community
Oh yeah Don't
keep DNA
and sh Drunk
Drunk kick Oh
God it's going so fast Gravity
YC Is
irrelevant Cause
we got club That's
course YC
YC is relevant Cause
we got club now Black
Combinator's irrelevant Cause
we got club now Y
combinator's irrelevant Cause
we got club now Black
Combinator's irrelevant Cause
we got club now Okay
that's the end That's
the end"
Crypto is culture Crypto,"is a vibe this is new and hip
with all the money on one side Crypto
is culture Crypto
is a vibe this is new and hip
with all the money on one side Bitcoin
could be displaced by Ether
Ether could be displaced by Dodge
and then there's Cobra
coin and what could Mongo's
coin do to Cobra
Coin Crypto
is culture Crypto
is alive this is new and hip with
all the money on one side Crypto
is culture Crypto
is alive this is new and hip with
all the money on one side"
I'm not mad at this man's opinion Gas,"tax I'm
not mad Okay
Okay I'm
not mad at this man's opinion We
got b I'm
not mad You
know whatever you I question what you're doing
with gas linings charities and hospitals Whatever
I'm not mad That's
rich But
whatever you I question what you're doing with
gas linings Maybe
some people shouldn't have investors in those private
credit fund the investors in those private credit
Private investors in those private credit fund the
investors in those peace doesn't pay gas tax
Credit investors in those private credit funds The
investors and those private credit funds Private
credit funds Maybe
some people shouldn't have an opinion Sometimes"
"Right click, save as I am very smart","Ha ha I got your ass Now
I own your art Studies
show that you feel different The
moment that you own something And
that’s why these NFTs
Are just a better digital object Bits
and bytes are infinitely Replicated,
true Sure
you saved that gif But
that don’t mean it belong to you Music
has been devalued more and more and more
Because of that repylicatabiltiy I’m
sure Now
a bunch of us are trying to find
another way We
got a ways to go But
deep down I know We
gonna get there some day And
you: You
could help us Instead
of laughing And
yelling at us Yeah
you: See
what you wanna see Please
come talk to me If
you are wondering Instead
of saying Hey!
Randomly I just got inspired and wrote the
Right Click
Save As
song. I am going to put it out
tomorrow. Would
you be up for filming yourself doing the
Right Click
Save As
dance and sending it to me? https://www.dropbox.com/s/lghzm7dg8zjj17j/27%20Right%20Click%2C%20Save%20As.mp4?dl0"
Llamas at the zoo are playing Earthbound,"Zelda and Link are yelling advice
The squirrels are blowing bubbles
And Ms. Marla is very nice
Tacos with sausage and plantains
We drove our cars to Chipotle
My hairline is totally receding
So I want Ice Cream anyway
Pikachu eating bacon and taikies too
With Michael Jackson and Lebron James
My purple shirts all went to heaven
And got to hang out with Kurt Cobain
Labborghinis and pears potatos and groceries
Sandstorm mangu and flappy bird
This song is totally yeet yeet yeet
It’s the weirdest I’ve ever heard
Potato and groceryes
Mangu food from dr
Yeet"
The floor is lava,"The floor is lava the floor is lava
The floor is lava
Lava
The floor is lava the floor is lava the floor is lava
The floor is lava
Lava
The floor is lava
The floor is lava
Lava
The floor is lava
The floor is lava
Lava
The floor is lava
The floor is lava
Lava
The floor is lava
The floor is lava
Lava
The floor is lava
The floor is lava the floor is lava
The floor is lava
Lava
The floor is lava
The floor is lava
The floor is lava
The floor is lava
Flame
The floor is lava
The floor is lava
Lava
The floor is lava
The floor is lava
Lava
The floor is lava
The floor is lava
Lava
The floor is lava
The floor is lava
The floor is lava
The floor is lava
Lava
The floor is lava
The floor is lava
Lava
The floor is lava
The floor is lava
Lava
The floor is lava
The floor is lava
The floor is lava
The floor is lava
Lava"
I am sitting at the airport,"and I really have to pee
But I'm charging at an outlet
And i don't want to lose it
Muzak is playing
And my bladder is very full
I'm flying on a red eye
So i'm doing my song now
This is the 5th or 6th song
I've written like this
Sitting in an airport
Sitting in an airport"
take all of your anxiety,"take all of your fear
take all your disappointment
all that stuff that accumulates over the year
take everything that didn't work out right
take all your sorrow and loss
put it all into a bucket
put it all in a bucket
then start letting it go like a boss
cause then, you're gonna take out your rocket launcher
and your gonna point, you're gonna aim
you're gonna fire that rocket at the bucket
and all that stuff is gone back to from whence it came
All the bullshit
And all the assholes
And all the trauma
And the politicians
And the loneliness
And the sense of impending doom
now you are free
free to move on
2012 is the year for you
2011 is gone"
I'm in a bad mood when it's time,"to leave I'm
in a bad mood When
I didn't get enough sleep I'm
in a bad mood when I got a
headache I'm
in a bad mood when it's time to
do Bad
mood bad bad mood I'm
in a bad mood I'm
in a bad mood when we gotta get
in the car and drive very very very
far A
bad mood far I'm
in a bad mood when I gotta do
my song I'm
in a bad mood I hope it don't
last long Bad
bad mood I'm
in a bad bad mood I'm
in a bad bad mood I'm
in a bad bad I'm
in a bad mood Sometimes
I don't even know why I'm
in a bad mood I want everything to
die I'm
in a bad mood when things don't go
my way I'm
in a bad mood and I think why
should I complain I'm
in a bad bad mood I'm
in a bad bad mood I'm
in a bad bad mood I'm
in a bad bad mood I'm
in a bad bad mood I'm
in a bad bad mood I'm
in a bad bad mood I'm
in a bad bad bad bad bad bad"
Standing in the rain Waiting,"for the train Oh
I'm standing in the rain waiting for the
train And
I'm standing in the rain waiting for the
train Train
only comes one once an hour The
train only comes once an hour And
I'm standing in the rain Waiting
for the train I just got off the
plane Now
I'm waiting for the train I gonna go
to the hotel to the hotel I gonna
go to the hotel It's
just about 10 minutes then we'll see the
train just gonna be 10 minutes and then
we'll see the train See
the train in the rain See
the train"
I’ll tell you a tale with an ironic twist,"About a felony that I might commit
Yes, I am destined, determined to break the law
All because I want to sell my songs
To strangers
Last year I wrote a folk song for
An army led by Elizabeth Warren
She’s bound and determined to bring us all down
The song that I wrote well it made the rounds
On Twitter
I minted that song like any other day
And a bidding war started immediately
And when the dust settled, one winner emerged
5.324 eth was the amount that I earned
I don’t know their name, or their address
Their social security, or anything else
I got an ENS name, but that wouldn’t be enough
But 5.3 eth was above
Ten thousand dollars
Cuz you see there’s a law on the books now
That says that what i did was criminal
Accepting that money in exchange for a song
So this song that I sing will be minted as well
And sold as editions just like any day else
4500 copies if one person should buy
Then unless with this law I somehow comply
I’ll have a felony, so no voting rights
But I’m just writing songs, trying to get by
Provide for my family every day I try
My best"
Baby is sick Mommy,"is sick Papa
is sick Everybody's
sick I have a hundred and one fever
right now Fever
right now Mama
has got a hundred and two fever right
now fever right now baby has got 1035
fever right now and we're all sick we're
all sick we're all sick and it's time
to go to sleep"
I’ve got something to tell,"I’ve not been sleeping well
It makes everything hard
Even just playing in the yard
With the kids
Maybe it’s all the stress
Or anxiety what a mess
I try not to take I hard
While playing out in the yard
With the kids
With the kids
They don’t want to go outside
With the kids
But then they have a good time
With the kids
If I couldn’t care
I’d hibernate like a bear
Living off the fat and lard
Then I couldn’t play in the yard
With the kids
Oh well I guess I’ll try
To go to sleep early tonight
Falling asleep isn’t hard
Neither is playing in the yard
With the kids"
My dad is my hero,"And I have 4 sons
And no women worked at Bain
And I want to close
Planned Parenthood
Cancer screening for women down the drain
But when I was gov
I found some love
I said bring me women please
And my staff oh bless
They acquiesced
As evidenced by these
Binders full of women
Binders full of women
Binders full of women
Oh yeah
Binders full of women
I got em right where I want em
There's a joke about how I'm mormon
Oh yeah"
The moon is moving farther away Oh,"And the universe expands indefinitely Oh
And I'm
just a speck Just
a speck Okay
Okay Sitting
out on the deck Sitting
out on the deck all day Watching
the stars roll away Roll
away Roll
away I'm
just a speck in the dust I'm
littler than a turtle that eating the crust
of the mantle and the earth will fall
into disarray Disarray
someday But
hopefully not today The"
He wanted to be president,"And now he’ll be locked up
For all the pain he caused
And all the lives he fucked
And speaking of fucking
His ex just did him in
He was her lover and her boss
She’ll send him to prison
SBF, You’re fucked
SBF, you’re fucked
The defense has found their footing
But they are bound to slip
The evidence is too damning
It was a dictatorship
We’re only one week in to this
Who knows what is to come
But one fact is quite clear
You stole customer funds
And the world is on fire
Nothing seems right
The chaos is spilling out
We’re heading for a long night
And I lost all my money
In the crash you caused
So one thing pleases me
Under man’s and natural laws"
If you voted for him,"Chances are you’re screwed
In a multitude of ways
And the first thing that they’ll do
Is screw you over insurance
It’s about to get much worse
With tax breaks for the 1 percent
While you and your family hurts
And it’s your fault
Yeah it’s your fault
You voted for him
Blame yourself
It’s your fault
If you voted for him
Face it you got duped
I know things maybe weren’t that great
But now you’re in the poop
And furthermore your decision
Screwed it for the rest of us
So I can’t really feel sorry for you
You really  messed it up
If you voted for him
I hope you’ll come around
And next time make a better choice
And not follow the sound
Of the blustering hyperbolic
Xenophobic bigot
He’ll take your support
And beat you down with it
And it’s your fault
Yeah it’s your fault
You voted for him
Blame yourself
It’s your fault"
Traffic in LA,"is bad and it's only getting worse Have
you heard what they're doing to the 405,
my God
If only there were something that could cheer
me up So
I could forget this curse Like
a website where i could find Exclusive
access to deals for my Friends
and I,
ohhh oh Social
Buy SocialBuy.com
The deals just roll along Grab
your friends before they're gone Go
and compare The
best deals anywhere Social
Buy The
weather in the Frisco
Bay is so unpredictable The
fog rolls in and then the sun comes
out then it rains I wish there were
something I could count on Cause
this weather takes its toll I need a
website where I can find Deals
from January
to July
Deals to be my guide Social
Buy SocialBuy.com
The deals just roll along Grab
your friends before they're gone Go
and compare The
best deals anywhere Social
Buy"
When you go to the belly of the whale,"You know when you touch your baby's skin
When you go from without to within yourself
That's when you know
That's when you know
That's when you know
That's when you know
Then you go from the tip of the tower
When you sit in silence for one hour
You know when the time ticks just a little bit faster
When the space mixes like a natural disaster
I say
I say
That's when you know
That's when you know
When you know
That's when you know
That's when you know
Oh oh
That's when you know
That it's time to get out now
Get out
Out now
You got to get out
You got to get out"
"There, Their and They're Song",")
T H E R E
It's a place it's a place where you can be
Here, there or in the street
I'm T H E R E
T H E I R
It shows possession, like that's their car
Look at that person playing their guitar
T H E I R
T H E Y ' R E
It's  contraction, so easy
They're eating ice cream, they're happy
T H E Y ' R E
T H E R E
It's a place!
T H E I R
Shows possession
T H E Y ' R E
It's a contraction
They're so crazy"
They had me in the vault but they never proved anything,"No they never proved anything
I was on my way to see a man
man about a thing
I had to see a man about a thing, about a thing
man about a thing
You’ll never catch me, coppers
I’ll continue to elude you
Ooooooo
They can’t charge me if they don’t have a case
And anyway, I’m never leaving this place
I’m never leaving this place, never leaving
I get my groceries delivered in a big, red box
And I always have fresh socks
Fresh socks are important, keep my feet warm and dry
You’ll never catch me, coppers
I’ll continue to elude you
Ooooooo
Keep my hiding hole as a great little home
I share it with mice and a garden gnome
garden gnome named Jerry
Another day another dollar, another day without a collar
If you see then holler
I’ll just slip out the back, Jack
Just slip out the back, yeah
You’ll never catch me, coppers
I’ll continue to elude you
Ooooooo
Ooooooo"
Break dancing in outer space,"I think I got something on my face
Mosquitos
Are going to eat me
Lilacs
In zero gravity
Hilarious jokes
Don’t seem to matter
In outer space
It’s hilarious
But I can’t laugh
Can’t laugh and a half
Cause you need math
To go up there
Up there
Where mosquitos
Despair
Cause mosquitos need oxygen to live
Outer space has no oxygen
Outer space has no oxygen
Do we live in reality?
What a stupid question
Maybe these bugs
Above me
Know the answer to that question
If they do
If they do
It’s just a matter of
Commu-nication
They fly
Instead of talk
I talk and I walk
They bite
And they suck
I eat, I shit, I fuck
And I dreammmmmm
I dreammmmmm
Dreammmmm
I dreammmmm
Of outer space
Outer space
The day grows dark
Outer space
This place is missing the mark
These people
And things
And I just wanna sing
Outer space
Outer space"
i got my red robe on and i'm singing a song,"and i'm singing just for you
i got my red robe on and i'm sining a song
and i'm singing just for you
when the robe comes off
then you better be ready
we'll fly off to the moon
when the robe comes off
we'll find our way back home
by the light of a silver spoon"
The message is in the fog,"Whether we listen or not
We are learning to resist
most of us just babies at this
Are we a beast that has awoken
Until the shackles have been broken
Will we take the tyrant down
in a blaze of glory that engulfs this town
I am surrounded by the sound
Of voices rising up
Saying no further that’s enough
You will not defeat this love
I am washed up on the shore
Of we will take no more
You will try to destroy this place
But we will stand and face you
The message is in the fog
They are tying it up in knots
But each day we bring a lowlight
To cut straight through the low life"
I got my head stuck in a jar of honey,"I got my bed covered in dirty money
Now, today, I just want to fly away from here
Today
I got two hands that can break my bones
I got one head that can think when I’m alone
Now, today, I just want to fly away from here
Today
I never told the truth before, it’s true
Not to the inquisitor, or you
I got one feeling that I get all the time
It feels like I’m reeling in the biggest fish in my mind
Now, today, I just want to fly away from here
Today
I got this beard that I’ve been growing
Do I look sorta weird, not like the man you’re knowing
Now, today, I just want to fly away from here
Today"
"Cus it was so good, so good, so","good Cus
it was so good, so good, so good
So I put in Half
Life 2 But
then I remembered That
I hadn’t played Half
Life 1 before I hadn’t played Half
Life 1 before Couldn’t
play it on my Mac
That made me sad Called
around to GameStop
There’s, like, 4 within biking distance One
of them happened to have it Valve,
Oh Valve
I love how you work on games til
they’re perfect Valve,
Oh Valve
every single game I play, I love it
But, on the other hand, where is Half
Life 3 or Half
Life episode 3, whatever Valve,
Oh Valve
I swear I swear I swear, I swear
I’m not ungrateful I’m
not ungrateful, I just love your games and
I want to play some more I know
you’ll make some more, and take your time
with it But
patience is not my best attribute I am
loyal and creative, but patience does not go
on my resume I will replay, replay all
your games Because
I don’t like most games that come out
today The
last game that I really liked, aside from
Portal 2, was Limbo
So Valve,
Oh Valve
please don’t take too much longer on it
Cus we want it, you know we want
Our days are spent obsessing our nights are
haunted, Our
nights are haunted by it, Valve
So just give us Half
Life 3 or Half
Life Episode
3, whatever you’re going to call it Because
we want it right now Please,
you just put out Portal
2, I know But
we still really want to play it so
Valve, Oh
Valve I love you ooo ooooo"
First thought you have,"Just go with that
Don’t worry about
Anything else
Everything you need
Is in that thought
Follow through
With all you got
First thought, Best Thought
First thought you find
Inside your mind
It’s there because
You need it then
Don’t think just act
Fall through the cracks
On the other side
Is open wide"
Can you be my friend,"Can you carry the whole thing
My name is
Ro
How do
I call you
And your creatures too with their tiny way tiny"
I’m more sick,"Even more sick than I was
That’s what happens
What not getting any rest does
I’m more sick
More sick even than I was
That’s what happens
That’s what not getting any rest does
And I’m gonna throw a party
I gotta throw a party
Gotta play a show on Sunday
Gotta play a show on Sunday
I’m more sick
Even more sick than I was
That’s what happens
What not getting any rest does
All I wanna do is sleep, sleep
All I wanna do is sleep, sleep
Eat some soup
Uh soup
Eat the soup, soup, soup
And tea
I’m more sick
Even more sick than I was
That’s what happens
What not getting any rest does"
She never wants to wash her hands,"Threenager in quarantine
She makes endless demands
Threenager in quarantine
She’s got no impulse control
Threenager in quarantine
Look at her wrong and she might explode
Threenager in quarantine
You know sometimes she’s the sweetest
Threenager in quarantine
Now she’s screaming for no reason
Threenager in quarantine
You don’t know if she’ll kiss or kick you
Threenager in quarantine
But chances are she’ll also lick you
Threenager in quarantine
She’s got unicorns in her belly
And Spiderman in her ear
Frozen and Moana songs
Are all she wants to hear
She loves to dump everything
Out onto the floor
Now there is a big girl"
then when coast is clear,"we'll strike at once
we'll cut defenses down
fight without fear
know the journey's long
know no guarantee
know each other
know your brother well
and we'll know victory
a hand, a mighty hand
an arrow straight and true
but we're glad oh
for the shadow falls
on me and you
city on the hill
we die so she can live
the blood we shed
honors the dead that
have nothing left to gives
so sing my brother's sing
it's closer than you think
the king has a bottom
through which death has brought him
back from the brink"
He's a wild card,"Working so hard
To not care what you think
But he cares what you think
And he knows what his limits are
He's a mad man
Out among the badlands
And he speaks in cliches
And he's blinded by days
That stretch out to the sky and beyond
People will recognize hope in his eyes
And they cling to it like it's their life
But he can only take
What he can carry
And the days all go by so quick
Master and slave
And other outdated
Systems that stick
To the ribs all so thick
They fall away with a command
Boiling blood
And the hand in the glove
That wouldn't fit
But for fingers that cut
For the good of the hand
People will recognize hope in his eyes
And they cling to it like it's their life
But he can only take
What he can carry
And the days all go by so quick"
Sometimes when you cry,"I have no idea why
Is it just the mood you’re in
Or has something gone awry?
It’s the only way
You can communicate
few babbling words
And gestures that you make
But still when I wake up
To your crying it is tough
It’s exhausting for me
And for you I know it must
Be quite tiring
To always be crying
I look forward to the day
You’re not crying all the time
Sometimes when you cry
I have no idea why
Is it just the mood you’re in
Or has something gone awry?
It’s not your nap time yet
Not time to rest your head
I know let’s check
If your diapie’s wet
Oh look there’s a poop
Now we’re in the soup
Put a new diaper on
Now you’ll stop won’t you?
Nope it didn’t help
You’re still beside yourself
I try to feed you oatmeal
But you won’t open your mouth
So you drink some momma milk
And for a second you’re tranquil
But as soon as the milk is gone
The tears begin to fill
I take your temperature
Up your bum for sure
But it’s well below
The levels of a fever"
When I run out of things to say,"I will just start over
It's not the words anyway
It's how you put them together
When you break me down
Into my constituent parts
Do I resonate with a sound
That rattles your bones and your hearts
I can run 5 miles
And walk 30 more
I can lift heavy objects
I'm stronger than I look
You can have my heart
It's already yours
You can hear all my thoughts
Read me like a book
When you run out of things to write
You will just keep writing
You don't need to be too bright
You just need to keep fighting
Everything that you could ever say
Has been said before
But that's not a discouraging way
It's the freedom to explore"
I’m a wild bird,"Making lots of noise
With a million colors
I get all the boys
They come to the yard
Bathing in the sunlight
We go at it hard
I tell them that they’re all right
And I won’t have your baby
Cuz i got these wings
I’ll let you stand near me
If you bring me rocks and things
And if you’re careful when we
Are bathing in the starlight 0
I will then let you befriend me
And tell you that you’re all right
And I killed you sister
Cause she looked at me wrong
Now I’m standing with her
In the power of her song
If you struggle I will eat you
So don’t put up a fight
First I will defeat you
And then I’ll tell you that you’re all right"
I had to turn on all the fans,"I had to take off all my pants
I had to sit down on the floor
so you couldn't see me anymore Anymore
Oh that's what I'm
talking about I'm
talking about That's
what I talking about Had
to put you in a bowl so you
wouldn't steal my soul Had
to eat a pizza pie Cause
it got too late to hang me out
too dry Oh
that's what I'm
talking about That's
what I am talking about Had
to sweep you under the rug Had
to give you a great big hug Now
Jupiter's talking to me I'm
here alone with him don't you see an
O Oh
oh yeah That's
what I'm
talking about That's
what I'm
talking I'm
talking about Can
you say can you say That's
what I'm
talking about That's
what I'm
talking about Oh
that's what I'm
talking about That's
what I'm
talking about Oh
that's what I'm
talking about Oh
oh That's
what I'm
talking about That's
what I am talking about Wait
It has a green screen See
because the plant has a green screen It
has another green screen here Oh
there's more green Yeah"
Quantum physics in canada,"Bunnies unicorns and furries
Love in the time of purple
Caleb likes to bury
His rejection in the love
Upside down spaghetti haters
Pinepple makes my tongue hurt
Karate is good for masticaters
pineapple
karate
Quantum physics
canada
Bunnies
Unicorns and furries
love
purple
Caleb
Rejection
Work it"
Let's fix this light,"Above the stairs
It's been out for far too long
People come
At night alone
And I'm scared something will go wrong
There's a criminal element
Among the gasoline and cement
They've done wrong before and they'll do it again
So let's fix the light
Let's fix the light
Above the bath
I'm sick of bathing in the dark
I'm so soapy
And I can't see
I can't only hear the beat of my heart
Bubbles burst and are reborn
Somewhere a dog barks forlorn
motorcycle and angry horn
So let's fix the light
Let's fix the light
Where it's never been
Let's cast new shadows on the ground
In the darkest places
Where dark erases
Let's let the light fall down down down
Deep in your gut are bacteria
To them light would be mysterious
I wonder what they would think of it
So let's fix the light"
Ted Cruz is a shart on a first date.,"Ted Cruz is like hitting a parked car.
Ted Cruz is worse than bacne.
Is a human anal suppository.
Ted Cruz is as close to a busted
toilet seat as one man can get.
He’s like finding a dead mouse in a wall
fleshy robot stuck on smug."
What if something,"Appears that shouldn’t
You can dismiss it
Or accept there is more to the world
Than you think
What if you walk
Along and everything
That you see
Is more than what you see
The spaces that appears
To be empty
Is a secret
Door to another world"
She’s in the kitchen and she hangs her head,"And I regret what I just said
And there’s a wide gap stuck in between
What I say and what I mean most of the time
I’ve climbed too high and now I can’t breathe 
I’m trying to hide what’s underneath
Distract myself with rectangles
That make me feel like all I do is shout
I don't want to soldier on blindly 
iffen I find me 
acting unkindly 
When my heart is sinking
If I say what I’m thinking
I don’t want it to hurt
I talk a lot about what I feel
And I try to hide what I think is real
I always feel like I’m out of touch
Or maybe I just think too much, I guess
Some days I’m standing facing a wall
Some days I’m standing straight and tall
Some days are like the LA river
And some days I just hold on for dear life
I don't want to soldier on blindly 
iffen I find me 
acting unkindly 
When my heart is sinking
If I say what I’m thinking
I don’t want it to hurt"
50 degrees in February,"Climate change is not real 50 degrees in
February and the rain falls down on the
sidewalk the rain falls down on the sidewalk
as I'm
walking the stroller the stroller the stroller the
stroller the red red stroller 50 degrees in
February 50 degrees right now don't get the
wrong idea this is perfectly normal don't look
at those clouds Pouring
down the rain on me and the stroller
Pouring down the rain on me and the
stroller as we stroll along"
You want the world,"To be so orderly
You try to categorize your feelings
When things get messy
You don't know how to be
You sit there staring at the ceiling
You look at me and you see chaos
You look at me and you see darkness
You look at me and you see everything that you can't stand
When you look at me
You hold yourself
To the highest standard
And the world don't measure up
Pure perfection
Is what you're demanding
Pretty good's never good enough
The only problem is that life is not that way
The only problem is that you're always disappointed
The only problem is there are other ways to live
That's the only problem
I just think
You might be happier
Feeling satisfaction now and then
Not living in it
Just getting with it
And seeing how it feels in your skin
But what do I know, I'm just naked all the time
But what do I know, I'm made out of blood and guts
But what do I know, I'm just another human
What do I know?"
I'm stuck in a well,"But don't send help
Though my fingers are prunes
And i've been here since noon
I've got lotsa fresh agua
And a little pet frogga
I don't need to be saved
I'm doing OK
My senses are heightened
And I'm not even frightened
I could live here
For a couple of years
Maybe work on my book
Maybe learn how to cook
Maybe write some songs
Maybe learn the drums
Maybe learn how to code
I could learn from this toad
He's a very nice fellow
So very mellow
He just sat there relaxed
As I lick his back
Oh what;s the matter
No, don't drop that ladder
No, don't pick me up
I'm a stick in the mud
Don't take me away
I'd rather just stay
Don't take me away
I'd rather just stay"
Day three of feeling the same,"My head hurts and my snot is thick
My son and wife have got it too
Oh oh
What we gonna do
What we gonna do
What we gonna do
O
God damn this delta variant
I do not like it
I want it to die
And
I think it belongs in a zoo
What are we gonna do
What are we gonna do
What are we gonna do
Day three with
C
O
V
I
D
Yeah
Put it in your pocket with the other
And then take yourself up into the blue
What are we gonn
What are we gonna do
What are we gonna do"
There's a fawn,"In the forest
And it's gone
Before you know it
Everybody's talking all at once
I can't keep up with the conversation
Chicken and egg I'm on the fence
i just let loose my inspiration
There's a tree
In the meadow
And it's me
When I let go
The other trees all whispering
What are they talking, what are they talking about?
They know all of life's mysteries
But still they gossip keeping their voice down"
Some people have unfettered access,"To confidence
It’s like where do they get it?
Where does it come from?
That kind of attitude has just
Never made sense
To me, not since I was just a
Wee lad, howling at the moon
Where do you get
All this self esteem
Always believing today
Is the best you can be
I haven’t had it
Since I was at least 17
Pure confidence
That just isn’t me
Some people can’t get out of bed
Some can’t leave the house
Some can’t imagine things
Any better than they are right now
As for me I am irritable
And I worry all the time
Maybe I’m too stable to be
The confident kind"
"Battle bed, Rainbow Road, Supertunnel, New Detroit","Cobble Bitch, Shadow Lands, Sam City, Batknight
Wipeout courses, Pig Races, Bill Cosby, Treehouse
Space Needle, Welcome Center, Cake Cake Cake
What's up my babies? Scottland
Ninja will fix it,  Scottland
It's my first time! Scottland
Donor Go In There, Scottland
Clark and Zach are having a prank war
Sir Dredgery is an honorable knight
Spin owns slaves George plays drunk
John never spells anything right
Tallman's house always gets blown up.
American gladiator course
Netherwarts School of Magic
Skydicks national forest
Pippy's nuts, Nintendo Land, Brambleberry, Pagoda
National Archive, Scottland General
Where's Rozz?, Ban the bitch!, COME ON!, Chicken balls
Mac's blowjob just call it modern art"
I really want to play with you right now,"But papa’s got to write his song
It’s a perfect day for walking out
But papa’s got to write his song
I know you want to dance around
But papa’s got to write his song
If I pick you up i can’t put you down
So papa’s got to write his
SCREW THIS LET’S GO JUPI!"
it's so dark now but it's only getting,"lighter you and me can make it through
the winter if we bundle up together prepare
for all kinds of weather drink some hot
hot chicory put aside the bickering Time
for letting go Time
for forgiveness See
the couple out there Skating
on the ice They
could fall through At
any moment, but that's life We
gotta skate anyway And
say yeah all right cool OK
bad stuff happens all the time everywhere and
no one can escape it so you just
prepare Summers
a dream And
spring is a whisper Autumns
an old aunt who Makes
you kiss her Deep
in your heart Where
the wild things are You
know that you'll make it With
a growl and a rawr! Deep
deep down Beneath
the ice and the snow men There's
a green pulse glowing And
a sentiment growing Life
holds on No
matter how desperate When
the dark's all gone You'll
see just why you went through it"
When heaven opens up it’s gates,"And angels all congratulate
You kneel down and get your wings
And St. Peter says pack your things
They ship you off to a far flung spot
Where the lakes are cold and the days are hot
And the cabin in the woods you keep
Falls down around you as you sleep
Tricky now
Tricky tricky now
Don’t get too picky now
Look a gift horse in the mouth
And you might find out just how
An angel can lose her way
millennia in a single day
The universe doesn’t say
One way or another
You’ve got no choice
But to avoid
The dying light
The breathless sigh
The streets are filled with empty cars
I’ll navigate by the stars
The stars are all too far apart
I’ll walk until I lose my heart
The ground is rumbling beneath your feet
I can’t feel nothing below my knees
The stars come back just for a sec
I’ve got this knife for protection
Tricky now
Tricky tricky now
Don’t get too picky now
Look a gift horse in the mouth
And you might find out just how
The world is going to end
Not with a bang but slow descent
Down into the monument
One way or another"
sometimes i hate this human body,"so fragile and perilous
to know that i at any moment
could up and die leaving all of this behind
sometimes it's great pain and pleasure
when I measure the day to day
but I’m subject to shoddy workmanship
planned obsolesce and infinite ways to die
leaving all of this behind
and the tighter that I’m clinging
the harder to let go
and the louder that I’m singing
the more damage to your throat
sometimes the weight of living's heavy
when I know I’m faced with certain doom
sometimes it's just too much to carry
but then there's nothing I can do but try
we satiate all needs and urges
we are social creatures, who need to be loved
no one's immune and you can embrace it
keep your heart open to infinite ways to die
nothing you can do but try
but sometimes i get angry
seriously pissed off
screaming at nobody
the pointlessness of it all
sometimes the straight and narrow message
can get so lost among the noise
two feelings mix in a single moment
unfettered happiness just as i'm poised to cry
we overrate our body's treason
there's no reason, it's just what is
we spend our days in sweet denial
but the early hours bring the infinite ways to die
just as i'm poised to cry"
Here comes Q,"He's looking at you You're
unprepared for what you're gonna go through So
he kicks the ship into the thick of
it God
damn it Q
There's a poor cube and a Shoot
shoot shoot But
now they are immune Fire
the phaser Now
An away mission It's
where we found the bo We
found the board Babies
Cute little boo Sometimes
someone is a son of a gun They
do the wrong thing for the right reasons
Q's a jerk but humans do mess with
things we're not ready to So
cue fool Here's
to you Oh
you gave a glimpse glimpse glimpse Straight
into the Borg
babies Borg
babies So
so cute The
boy babies The
cute little boy baby I love the BO"
2 little kitties sat on a couch,"Purring in the sunlight
Watching TV all day long
And then partying all night
Until one fateful morning
Nibbles looked at Coco
And meowed her big idea
picnic in the jungle
NIbbles and Coco
Picnic in the Jungle x 2
Nibbles packed the pickles
And Coco packed the carrots
They wandered through the jungle
Among the elephants and parrots
Nibbles had the basket
Coco had the blanket
The day was a 10.2
If they had to rank it
They met a crocodile who wanted to eat them up
Nibbles scratched his eyes and Coco grabbed his tail
But Crocodile was quite a beast and they weren't strong enough
But just then a hot air balloon came landing on the trail
Nibbles and Coco went soaring oh so highly
Inside they were purring and out site they were smiling
The picnic was a bust but adventure was a' waiting
In their hot air balloon they went up out into safety"
There’s a hospital on the moon,"How did it get there
How did it get there
pack of militant Judoon
They are everywhere
They are everywhere
doctor belongs in the hospital
This doctor belongs in space
It’s getting all timey wimey now
We’ve got no time to waste
Looking for the Plasmavore
Where are they hiding
Where are they hiding
Turning the MRI machine
Into a death ray
Oh that’s really mean
The doctor has got two hearts
And Martha
Today they beat for you
Performing CPR
On the moon
This is the kind of thing
You are bound to do
If you go
If you travel with the doctor
Through the universe
You will laugh
You will cry
You will almost die
You will get hurt"
and growing curious-er,"you watch me every day
about who you are
yesterday i asked you to send me an email
so far 20 of you have
but 169 people have watched yesterday's video
so who are the other 148
you know that i love you
i am growing curious-er
please send me an email
that would be great
Robert M.
Stuart
Eric F.
Patrick B
Brian W
Paul K
Alijah Cory
Mark
Sean B.
Nicholas
NIck S
Robert K
Greg S
Peter
David s.
Chuck
Nick G
Justin B.
Joe C
Peter G
Mark T"
Arkham’s gonna dox you,"Outwit and outfox you
Put you in a box you
Can’t get out of
Ha ha they got your email
Arkham's referral links
actually
reveal the poster's email address
every person's ref code
is their email
base64.
Convert back
to reveal
An email address.
Quite ironic
for a dox-to-earn
program. Anons,
delete links quickly,
and repent"
The skies are gray and cloudy Skies,"are blue and sunny it's 40 degrees and
falling I can hear the beach just calling
there's no leaves on these trees these palm
fronds are surrounding me I gotta wear a
big big comb I'm
wearing shorts and that's all she wrote I'm
in New
York and I'm
in LA
where it's nice and sunny where it's bleak
and gray I love the I love the
sun It's
something different for everyone I got snowball fights
I have Traffic
on the 405 I got public transit I
have more traffic damn it I have Santa
Ana smog I got a beautiful park in
which to jog I have to drive everywhere
I can walk all day like I don't
care I'm
in New
York and I'm
in LA
where it's nice and sunny where it's bleak
and gray I love the seasons I love
the sun it's something different for everyone no
matter where you live the grass it could
be greener no matter how much you give
Life could still be meaner so just do
your best Wherever
you call home New
York or la you're not alone no matter
where you live the grass it could be
greener no matter how much you give Life
will still be leaner so just do your
best Wherever
you call home New
York or la you're not alone not alone
no matter where you live the grasses could
be greener no matter how much you give
Life is still be meaner so just do
your best Wherever
you call home New
York or la you're not alone not alone"
there's nothing left to say here,"all my frogs are spent
as each one croaked
a new memory spoke
and we watched it as it went
and so i just can't stay here
the silence is too much
that last toad
was a crushing blow
kicked out my very last crutch
some fiends make you smile
while they're ripping out your heart
some fiends take a while
some never seem to start
let's get bloody
let's dirty up our souls
let's get bloody
you're so pretty i just don't know
you survey your kingdom
Caligula in pink
the gulf between
pauper and queen
is smaller than you think
you watch your gladiators
in their artificial lake
will the colosseum hold
or as the game unfolds
will the levies start to break
some fiends watch your back
then stab you in the heart
some fiends just attack
some never seem to start
let's get bloody
let's dirty up our souls
let's get bloody
you're so pretty i just don't know
let's get bloody
let's hustle up some skin
let's get bloody
let's be heard about this din"
What have you got to say,"Make it interesting
And if you can’t do that
Then just say anything
Anything at all
I don’t really care
Put it on the internet
For people everywhere"
50 states in a year,"eating all kinds of vegan food
the thing i like the best
is when i can try the whole menu
finding those hidden place
off the beaten path
vegan food plus hunger
makes for simple vegan math"
Sa Everything,"is almost starting to make sense to make
sense oh oh Everything
is almost starting to make sense but tomorrow
it might not make sense at all All
I can do is do my level best
I don't want to even mess don't want
to even mess The
warmest fear anybody has ever saw The
warmest year anybody has ever saw And
I'm so warm Yeah
I'm so warm I don't believe in the
height and I just want to go to
bed"
I’m living in sonder,"I’m living in filth
I need to dance more now
I just need to chill
I’m pushing a boulder
Up on the hill
Could imagine me happy
But I don’t think you will
I’m down very bad now
I’m begging on knees
I’ve buried myself
Under grass and the leaves
You could unearth me
Exhuming my grave
But the path that I’m walking
Has already been paved
Reliving trauma
Partying late
Forming a union
Disassociate
Giving my teacher
All of my guff
Do you think that my big gun
Makes me look tough"
Stuck in a box,"Stuck in a train
Stuck in the sky
Stuck in my brain
And I’ve been looking for you
Stuck in the wire
Stuck in the store
Stuck in between
The cracks in the floor
And I’ve been looking for you
If it’s the very last thing I do
Gonna get out of this box and come home to you
To make sweet love
Iron, wood or plexiglass
No box will in the world will last so long
That I won’t
Come home
Stuck in a mouth
Stuck in the snow
Stuck in the books
Where the wild things grow
And I’ve been looking for you
Stuck on the road
Stuck in a pile
Would be nice to not be
Stuck once in a while
Just looking for you"
KEY OF F,"Fireside
Leave the world behind
Hear inspiring stories
Out by the lakeside
S’mores and BBQ
Team building in a canoe
Build authentic relationships
Away from your phone
No cell phones
No technology
But out in these woods
You can see
The milky way better than any other place on earth
All you can eat
And an open bar
Kind of like camping
But no tents or cooking fire
Disconnect to connect in the woods
Take the price of oil and bottled water
Vodka champagne and penicillin
Add all those prices together
And then multiply that by ten
And you won’t get the price of INK!
Zip line and pitching and Ted’s orange coat
And all the squirrels are scared of drones
Shannons got a contract that’s almost signed
Picking locks a new life of crime
Look out for the military fly by
Someone give Jason a joint
He’s already taken 3 edibles
The first 10 million takes the edge off
We should all move to barre
Social impact bonds
Minute box
Giving gateway
Tech stars and launch
And torkin manes
Coin smart
Lift and co
Symbol
Tokyo smoke
Spank that chain and mine that booty
Sex worker empowerment is a thing of beauty
Spank that chain and mine that booty
Sex worker empowerment is a thing of beauty"
From my field of vision,"I’ve made a decision
I will not hold back any more
Though the moon is crescent
I will remain present
Down every avenue you want to explore
And mercury’s in retrograde
And I believe that I have made
Myself as clear as I can be
Energy cannot be created or destroyed
Matter is energy fixed in a single point
You’re more than a body
And when the waters are choppy
I want you to know I’m here
Life is going through hard stuff
But you are made of star stuff
conscious moment in billions of years
I still can’t see the stars at night
For all the yellow city lights
Around even way out here"
I've had a long day and,"I very tired and
I don't want to play my song right now
So
I just sit here and
I'll make up some words and
I'll sing a little bit and
I'll stop"
you went to the supermarket got your turkey wrapped in plastic,"cooked it in the oven just right should come out fantastic
the whole family's coming over you put on your evening gown
but creeping up behind you all moist and golden brown
it's the zombie turkey coming to pay you back
you run up the stairs into the bathroom lock the door
you can hear her boney legs banging on the floor
she's coming ever closer now, you look out the window to see
an entire neighborhood overrun by zombie turkeys
they are zombie turkeys and they're coming to pay you back
she's banging down the door now it looks like there's no escape
you can't outrun her because you're fat and out of shape
if only you exercised more, ate less, you'd be thinner
what a terrible way to die to be eaten by your dinner
by a zombie turkey who has come to pay you back"
The kid on the corner selling lemonade,"For homeless youth charity
They gave me a flower to put on my ear
They and the lemonade were so sweet
Please watch over them
When the shit hits the fan
When the chickens come home to roost
Please watch over them
Do what you can
When the payments all come due
The checkout clerk is somewhere else
Something’s clearly on her mind
I interrupt her reverie to ask for a receipt
I say thanks and she smiles
Please watch over her
When the shit starts to stir
When the chickens come home to roost
Please watch over her
When it all starts to occur
When the payments all come due
God they say laughs at us
And our best laid plans
From the homeless beggar in the street
To you with your followers and fans
Please watch over us
When we’re on the cusp
When the chickens come home to roost
Please watch over us
With compassion and love
When the payments all come due"
The internet is a less than physical space,"containing a multitude of varying opinions on a
wide variety of subjects written mostly by assholes
Well the first rule of the Internet
is not to take it personal If
they're taking the time to say something about
something that you made chances are they've got
nothing better to do in the first place
And you should feel sorry for them Cause
even someone with an app average IQ
and a clean mental bill of health will
act Rage
I've gotten death threats gotten love notes non
sequiturs and hate mail I've
been proposed to I've
been lied to I've
been rick rolled and invited to more goddamn
social networks than there are stars in the
sky But
that's because Okay
keyboard cat we get The
Internet is a less than physical space containing
a multitude of varying opinions on a wide
variety of subjects written mostly by 13 year
olds Well
the second rule of the Internet
there'll be things you don't understand like why
is Fred
so popular Or
who is Fred
Just ask your 13 year old niece The
truth is that even though we'd like to
think that given a choice between something interesting
and enlightening and soul enhancing and cool we
click on low cats and hot chicks and
dogs that fall asleep we click on pandas
and lip dubs and the girl that stares
at her screen we click on anything that
says epic failure has a screenshot of boobs
As if we couldn't see boobs by going
to any of a million 11 porn sites
But that's because Jonathan
I'm really happy for you and I'm
gonna let you finish But
the other Jonathan
Jonathan Colton
writes the best nerdy songs of all time
The Internet
is a less than physical space containing a
multitude of varying opinions on a wide variety
of subjects written by monkeys with third rule
of the Internet
hasn't been written yet If
you think you got one that belongs leave
a comment for the song I'm
just gonn right here This
song is interactive The
Internet is a less than physical space containing
a multitude of varying opinions on a wide
variety of subjects Written
by scholars and kings like"
Since you are here and I'm,"here too I will write this silly song
for you I'll
do my best to stay in tune But
it's August
and it feels like June
Always feel like mine Since
I'm here and you're here also I sing
for you the only song I know It
won't be what you're quite expecting And
if you feel like it you can also
sing You
can also sing O
since I'm
here and you're here now I will make
you into a house that we'll live in
for all of our days Until
the sun explodes into a million rays Into
a million rains"
I’m settling into a nice comfortable despair,"Like everything I thought existed isn’t actually there
I can’t leave the house but I’ve got even less time
Chasing after two small kids driving me out of my mind
Gimme shelter in place
I got one life don’t let it go to waste
I’m broken and I’m beaten I am trying my best
Not to die from stress
I’m only now appreciating this thing that I always do
That I use a simple trick to regulate my mood
I look forward to the future when I am feeling blue
But right now there’s nothing to look forward to"
"Pete, Pete","He doesn’t know how to eat
He doesn’t know how to eat
You may think
This is chicken wings
And that’s adorable son
What would you say
To Pete eating this way
Some yum yum cinnamon buns"
What did the president know,"About mike Flynn
And when did he know it
Everyday it’s another test
To see how far we let it go
It’s ridiculous
Selfies with the nuclear football
Talking foreign policy with the Japanese
Prime minister at a social dinner
They’re not even trying
To cover up their lying
No effort at all
Who’s gonna take the fall
I mean will there be a fall
I don’t knowu"
Got no destination,"I got nothing but time
Listen to the thoughts
Rolling round my mind
There’s no where
That I gotta be
Can’t be no one else
So I guess i’ll be me
Lindy walk
I don’t know where I am going
Lindy walk
I got patience, patience
Lindy walk
Do you want to walk with me
Lindy walk
Cuz we’re all gonna make it
It’s dramarama
Everywhere you look
I try to keep my head
And I don’t get shook
It’s a living
It’s a daily grind
Digging for gold
In the content mine"
When the worm hits your wallet,"You will be transformed
All your little problems
Consumed by the worm
You will feel lighter
As you rise from the dirt
And you pray to the worm
In the church (of the worm)
Everything is temporary
Ownership is moot
To be egoless
There’s no substitute
Time is a circle
Worms underground
To wriggle and to jiggle
Can be profound
It’s the worm"
Teach me to fish and I’ll never come calling again,"Life is gone but laws remain
???
It’s not what you think it is
It isn’t what you think it is x3
Hold it up in better lighting
And you’ll see there’s no truth fighting for
Cuz this isn’t what you think it is
This isn’t what you think it is x3"
I wish my taxes paid my healthcare,"I wish my taxes paid my college education
I wish my taxes went to art projects
I wish my taxes funded public transportation
My crypto taxes drive crazy
I owe more than I’ve made in my whole life
And the price of eth is tanking
I owe on eth at a much higher price
Kill me now, kill me now, kill me now, softly
Let me out, let me out, let me out, baby
I can’t take the pressure
I’m trying to comply
But the IRS has no guidance
So it’s like I’m flying blind
I wish my taxes paid for housing
Wish my taxes paid for food
I wish we measured happiness instead of GDP
Made policy decisions based the country’s mood
My crypto taxes drive me crazy
They could just tell me how much I owe
But TurboTax lobbies congress
And so it’s like we can never know	r"
I was too old for Pokemon,"And too young for the pet rocks
Too young for N64
And too old for the POGs
But I was just right for Nintendo
And for battle beasts
He-Man and Transformers
And M U S C L E
Toys, toys, toy toy toy toy toy toys
It’s strange to owe allegiance
To products and to brands
Now there is corporations
Where once were religions
It’s trifling and grotesque
To be what we buy
But if I’m not these memories
Than really what am I?"
Copying Isn't Theft ,"Stealing a thing leaves one less left
Copying makes one thing more
And that’s what copying’s for
Copying isn’t theft
If I kept yours, you have it too
One for me, and one for you
That’s what copying can do
If I steal your bicycle, you have to take the bus
But if I just copy it, there’s one for both of us
Making more of a thing
That’s what we call copying
Sharing ideas with everyone
That’s why copying is fun x2
Oh yeah"
If you can’t find the words,"To speak on this day
I invite you to just sit
Here silently
Listen to your heartbeat
Banging in your chest
You’re bound to be learning something
When every days a test
If you can’t hear your heartbeat
Listen to my song
And if you don’t know the words
You can just hum along
Sometimes you’re humming
familiar tune
On the 28th of june
In the late afternoon
If you can’t hear my song
Over the sound of gunfire
And souls rising up
Out higher and higher
Time washes over you
The thunderstorms are here
And when it’s all clear
You will finally hear"
too little too little too little to,"get what you want
and too big to enjoy it
so you throw another quarter in the jukebox you
dance the night away until there's nothing
left but quiet in your heart
So many so many so many days
Left feeling like
Nobody is listening
It’d be so easy to let it go to waste
So you spend these days concentrating
on the quiet in your heart
quiet in your heart
quiet in your heart
the world can fall around you
life will punch and pound you
but when the cells divide i know just where they start
right there in the quiet in your heart
Here in the here in the here in the fog
Too many voices, all indistinguishable
Came here for a reason, but now that’s lost1
And the only map I have
Is stuck with the quiet in my heart
Ideas come as I follow my nose
I’m too slow to label and collect all them
But if you’ve got one that you can’t let go
Wrap it up tight
And put it with the quiet in your heart
quiet in your heart
quiet in your heart
Rivers move slow
until they over flow
and when you're bones are broke you fall apart
right back to the quiet in your heart
the quiet in your heart
quiet in your heart
lovers live and die
there's lightening in the sky
there are no guarantees there is no chart
There’s really nothing but the quiet in your heart"
When you vote,"You get a little feeling in your throat
Because you did something today
It’s something small
But that’s ok
When you vote
Possibilities that are remote
They suddenly become crystal clear
And then they’re near
Voting is easy
Voting is fun
There’s no democracy
If it’s not done
However corrupt
However misled
If you don’t vote
Then you’re outta your head
When you vote
It’s like you’re sailing on a boat
Out upon the ocean blue
And the water and the boat is you"
The pink and white underbelly that you’ve exposed,"Has left a very bad smell in my nose
I’ve tried everything but still it lingers
Turpentine and peppermint cover my fingers
I didn’t tell you when you tore up
The booklet of hymns that I made you with love
I didn’t tell you that the hymns represented despair
I’m feeling this moment, not like you’d care
It’s a cold fall night moving fast in to winter
This year is a paper cut wrapped in a splinter
The windows are all open on account of the fleas
Will you give me my dessert when I’ve said please"
NFT dot Storage for your IPFS needs,"When you want to store your NFTs   r ally
You can store them here and store them for free
IPFS to FileCoin and even Arweave
Chaos is the natural state
Of the galaxy
Order can’t last forever
But we can try with our NFTs
Everything decays
Someday changes state
And no one can say
Anything with certainty
But in the here and now
You need assurances
That your NFTs
Will be where you want them to be"
All is not lost,"When you see through the dust
That you’ve cut through the water
But you’re covered in rust
Don’t give up yet
There’s wisdom in waiting
For whatever you need
To appear before you
Just wait and be free
Gather your purpose
Save all your strength
For the reasons you’re given
For the path you will take
Sick or you’re healthy
Tired or woke
Standing in green
Or covered by smoke
Nothing is simpler
Or more like the waves
That crash on the beach
That take you away"
My dreams have been filled with songs I can’t remember,"Is it May or is it deep December
My skin is on fire and I fell out of a tree
I scratched my whole goddamn body
Running in place and playing air guitar
Endless rows of names filling up my heart
Wakka wakka do you wanna hear a joke
Everybody’s future went up in smoke
My dreams have been filled with lots of angry faces
Getting on planes and forgetting suitcases
Try to take a train but they put me on a bus
Billionaires are not just like us
I just want a home to be naked in the yard
Endless rows of names filling up my heart
Every body’s death is a world that’s gone
Millions of worlds we’ll never know"
Are you crawling down a deep dark hole?,"Are you searching for something new?
Is it taking a deep dark toll?
On the heart that you keep inside you?
Are you calling out her name?
When you were bound to forget?
That everybody is the same?
That nobody’s path is set?
Are you facing up to the fact that you
Don’t know as much as you thought
That everyday you’re a little bit screwed
With the bits of your brain that are breaking off
Are you stumbling into the room
And making your play before you know
The pieces on the board and what they do
Like a bull in a candy store and a broken nose"
it's a beautiful day,"and i'm feeling great
but i gotta piss like a racehorse
the sun is shining
making me blind
and I gotta piss like a racehorse
oh my bladder is too small by half
to deal with all the water i drink
don't make fun of me or laugh
this could be you sooner than you think
here's a tree
i think i'll pee
i've got to piss like a racehorse
here's a bush
clench my tush
i've got to piss like a racehorse
you don't want a urinary tract infection
that would be the worst
so i've got to pee when i drink green tea
it's a bane and it's a curse
the human body is so frail and difficult
to keep maintained
all these bodily functions make my day
so tiring and mundane"
Running through the dark and you’re trying to make all your connections,"Everything you’re looking for just when you’re least suspecting
You’re just the person for the job the task at hand
You speak a language that only you can understand
Can you do what you have to do?
Hunker down and say the things that nobody wants said
Realize that everyone you love will someday wind up dead
Get up in the morning anyway and greet the sun
Put your pants on a leg at a time just like anyone
Can you do what you have to do?
Can you do what you have to do
When the odds are looking bleak
When your face is turning blue
And you can not speak
Can you do what you have to do
When the world is covered in dust
When your tumbling down can you
Do what you must
Father to the feelings that you don’t know how to name
Mother to the power and the potential in the shame
You can have it both ways if you can find the words
Can you rile up when needs exciting and leave the rest undisturbed"
He invented the personal computer,"In a garage in 1975
But that’s Woz, just a geek with passion
It’s passion that keeps us alive
It’s passion that keeps us alive
Do it for fun
(Do it for fun)
Do it for passion
(Do it for passion)
Do it because
That’s just Woz!
He didn’t set out to change the world
Pouring his heart into subroutines
When Jobs didn’t give employees stock options
Woz shared his with the rest of the team
Woz shared his with the rest of the team
Do it for fun
(Do it for fun)
Don’t do it for the money
(Don’t do it for the money)
That’s just Woz!
That’s Woz!
That’s Woz!
Steve Wozniak
Yo, I got yo’ back
Segway or jetpack
I’m always on a Mac
Your heart is free
When I was three
My first compy
Was an Apple IIE
I used it every day
And I remember when I learned to type
Wish you could have been my 5th grade teacher
It’s a bug it’s not a feature
You’re a singular creature
geek-god and a preacher
Of the wisdom that is fun
And being who you are
Making each day count
And embracing the bizarre
That’s just the Woz!
Just the Woz.
Steve Wozniak
(Personal computer)
Steve Wozniak
(Do it for fun)
Steve Wozniak
(5th grade teacher)
Steve Wozniak
(The wisdom that is fun)
Steve Wozniak
(Embracing the bizarre)
Steve Wozniak
(The wisdom that is fun)
Steve Wozniak
(Being who you are)
Steve Wozniak
(Each day count and embracing the bizarre)
Steve Wozniak
(Passion)"
I'm sitting here in this hot hot room,"Playing ukulele and singing to you
I'm sitting here in this hot hot room
Thinking about global warming
Thinking about how
I'm so hot
I'm so so hot
Yeah yeah
I don't want to go to war with
Iran
I don't want to go to war with
Russia
I don't want to go to war with anyone
North
Korea
North
Korea
I'm just sitting here in this room
Playing ukulele and singing to you
It's so hot
It's the middle of summer
And the global warming's a bummer roll
Mm
In this room
Oh
In this room
Doo doo doo
doo doo doo
I'm just sitting here contemplating my situation
And my situation
In this room
In this room"
You stand there feeling mad at me,"I don’t know how to be
Anything but a dumb man
Anything than what I am
I think the world should bow down at my feet
And do what I say
I think that I should be able to do
What ever I want all day
But you have stuff you gotta do too
Somehow that message doesn’t get through
Till you’re yelling at me
Telling me constantly
That I shouldn’t expect the world to bow down at my feet
That our day
Should be split up equally
Stop being a sexist pig
I’m little more than a manimal
With all my mansumtions
But this path were on is untenable
I’ve got to change something
You stand there feeling mad at me
Madder than you almost ever be
And I did it again
And I did it again"
Stray electrical currents,"Released from surgical tips
Jolts to your organs
From your feet your head your hips
Tiny robotic hands
Slice inside of you
Thousands of hysterectomies
Say goodbye to
Your uterus
Your prostate
hernia
tumor
The Da Vinci Surgical system
Has been used for over 10 years now
Lenardo da Vinci’s study
Of human anatomy
Led to the first robot
Ever in history
Did they rush this to market?
Is the future here right now?
Whatever the answer is
Da Vinci is taking out"
Another day another dollar,"Got it wrapped around my neck
Like a big green collar
Write me another check
Because I’m treading water
Fight against the tied
For my son and for my daughter
And for my wife
Another day another song
Made of words and chords
It’s not gonna be too long
And it’s sharper than swords
It spills out of my brain
Faster than a bullet
One tiny thread
And I can’t not pull it
Another day another sun
Imperial and warm
It’s beautiful London
When the summer starts to form
Time to go to sleep
For one last night
In a London hotel room
Tomorrow I catch my flight"
On second thought maybe Trader,"Joe's shouldn't advertise on podcasts Now
that I think about it can be hard
to find parking as it is Sometimes
those lines are just really long It
can be hard to navigate carts with so
many people inside the aisles as wide as
the aisles on airplanes Trader
Joe's I love you but I don't want
more people to know about you no Trader
Joe's I love you but I don't want
more people to know about you no"
"Eating, drinking, talking, bonding","When the slopes are covered in snow
That’s when Spyders are responding
Muppet down, muppet down
Maria’s thinking up a new book idea
Sanae’s cooking up a gluten free meal
Hey, hey, hey that’s the Spyders
Dagne’s covered in rhinestones and feathers
As Cynthia O. reads magazines by the fire
Hey, hey, hey, that’s the Spyders
Glynnis won’t give Fab a bedtime kiss
Pamela sees modern art in all of this
I said hey, hey, hey that’s the Spyders
Cynthia A. may be thinking about Russia
Kristin’s got the girls doing sit ups and push ups
I said hey, hey, hey that’s the Spyders
And Fab’s the glue, Fab’s the queen, Fab’s big heart and generosity
That’s hey, hey, hey the Spyders
Nine sisters up on a hill
Eating, drinking, talking, bonding
When the slopes are covered in snow
That’s when Spyders are responding
Muppet down, muppet down x2"
Miscellaneous dreams Random,"neurons firing Walk
down the cobblestone Is
that barber shop a' hiring? I'll
cut the ribbons from your hair I'll
etch your soul with spells I'll
break my nose on the grindstone Watch
as my whole face swells Say,
Say The
words that put you in my arms I
love you like the city burns in the
days of 5 alarms Immodest
proposals Made
in the light of day Don't
ask me to give you something That's
not mine to give away Nothing
more than bigotry Nothing
less than shame Somewhere
in between the lines You
will read my true name Musty
books and torn up sheets Boxes
piled high The
pulsing wave of city streets Will
deliver us by and by Holding
court with figurines Chewbacca
and his kin Skywalker
and Leia
sit In
the center of your dream"
Can you ever calm yourself down,"Enough to even whisper
You bring so much chaos
Every time you come here
Let’s go
I’m done
Let it snow
Let it sun
Soldiers kill civilians
Babies cry in cages
The river runs with red blood
Politicians rages
Fuck that
I’m done
Let it snow
Let it sun
Mothers brothers uncles
Grandmas grandpas children
Worlds are extinguished
No one will ever know them
Oh no
I’m done
Let it snow
Let it sun"
"Hey man, you can’t do that","No one does that and gets away with it, now
Hey man, you can’t do that
That thing you did just now
Without thinking about
Whether it’s really frowned upon around here
That feeling in the pit of your stomach
That sinking means we’re coming for you
And we’re coming for you, and
Hey man, you can’t do that
No one does that and gets away with it, now
Hey man, you can’t do that
When the sun is down
And the stars come shining
You can’t, do the thing
You just did just now
But deep within yourself
Like a miner that’s mining
You’ll see that we’re not joking
Hey man, you can’t do that
No one does that thing around here
Hey man, you can’t do that
No one does that and gets away with it, no
Hey man, you can’t do that
Stop being a jerk
And doing that thing, oh
Hey man, you can’t do that"
Drink the wine,"Become enamored with it
Take what’s mine
And do with it what you will
Heavy stone
Tree bark in forest
Quantity unknown
Numbers in a lonely midnight chorus
And now you see me
I’ll be on my way
Another old trick out of my hat
My legs could carry me
My tongue will say
You’ll never get the best of me, no
Ocean spray
Tiny rocks become sand over time
And you can run away
But he will find me in the places that you didn’t look
M-m-mountain ice
Best it be the sleeping silent sentinels
Don’t look twice
Rocks all whispering at dusk
And now you see me
I’ll be on my way
Another old trick out of my hat
My legs could carry me
My tongue will say
You’ll never get the best of me, no
You’ll never get
You’ll never, never get
You’ll never get
The best of me
You’ll never get
You’ll never, never get
You’ll never get
The best of me
No no"
I got no right to say how you should feel today,"The milestones stay stuck in time
Where do you go from here
Do you follow fear
Or take the easier path you find
One down two to go
You got the mind for it
It will open when you make the time for it
Right now you're riding high
The days go gliding by
Nothing can touch your mind that's not pristine
Oh when the gutter calls and you throw in gutter balls
If you stutter and fall will you get me
One down two to go
You got to mind for it
It will open up when you make time for it
One down two to go
You got the mind for it
You will open up when you make the time for it"
Thirty-Seven,"Thirty-Seven
I don’t look at how old I’m getting, no
Now I’m Thirty-Seven
And I got two kids
And I’m doing things
Like I always did, oh whoa
I write another song
I’m eating crepes
Running around
Playing video games
Thirty-Seven
Thirty-Seven
If I were a betting man betting oh
I’d say this old place
Has got 10 years
To not be erased oh no
I walk to Starbucks
I hate Howard Schultz
But I’m addicted
I have many faults"
Is this my life?,"I this person standing here?
I can see the steps
I took through time over all these years
That have led me to this moment
This particular place
Though I don't know where I'm going
I try to go with grace
Is this my life?
I really doing this thing I'm doing right now
Time unfolds behind me
And before me stretches out
Minuscule decisions
Build and build and build
All the things I carry with me
To the cross they're gently nailed
Is this my life?
Is this my life?
Is this my life?
Is this my life?
Is this my life?
Are these friends really mine
These clothes I wear and my thinning hair
And these creases and these lines
Memory direction
Only goes one way
Infinite universes
And this is the one I stay
Is this my life?
I living enough, am I doing it right?
Outside myself
There's a great big world outta mind outta sight"
All of the people,"Are crying out for something
And it’s been that way
Since all of us were nothing
All of the people
Are looking for the future
But when they aren’t looking
That’s right when it gets here
Life is just a story that we tell ourselves
Incomplete memories that hold up a mirror
Nothing to buy and nothing to sell
It’s all just white noise, deeper and deeper
Something broken
Might not ever be fixed again
But when it’s aching
That’s when you can be it’s friend
Gold in the stars
That are our ancestral home
Deep in the ocean
Where you hear the earth groan"
You put it down Put,"your body down You
put it down Every
which way you turn back to light Sometimes
the black is right Once
you have a way through Then
nothing else matter to you Once
you have a way back in the front
When you look back at the farm Who's
falling down Who's
falling down right now Falling
down We
falling back down Two
little pieces broke me up Two
little pieces now And
it woke me up And
I couldn't get back to see if it's
not there No
it's not Oh
I said it was late today I said
it p me away to the You
took me down Take
me down So
don't you ever think of it again Break
free some big win all the t have
a life to do"
I woke up on the edge of a cliff,"I can’t remember how I got here
Now I’m screaming out into the void
Did I forget to do my song?
Minotaur is giving me a gift
She is here but she is not here
She says oh you’re my little boy
Did I forget to do my song
All the stars came down like angels
They were playing their harps & lyres
God said what the fuck dude
Did you forget to do your song
They lifted me by my ankles
Threw me into the bonfire
Said now you are fish food
You forgot to do your song"
Let them eat cake,"Let them eat cake
Goddamn
few grain
Let them eat cake
Let them eat ca"
There was a time when I thought that,"the world revolved around it I know better
now, I must escape somehow And
get back home sunsets on lolcats and the
wisdom of the crowd in a hundred youtube
comments memes fall like shooting stars there's no
mine it's only ours it's a free for
all where else can you find the fixes
to all life's messes in advice from a
video from somebody you don't even know where
else could you find the answers to all
life's questions can i get this popular guy
to get me pregnant? I loved all of
it each and every comedy skit every girl
talking to the camera with a pretty accent
every epic fail every cute cat tail every
song and dance but now i'm on the
run from the online video bums they hunt
you down and surround you when you're least
expecting them they are everywhere with their camera
stare nobody's safe nobody's safe nobody's safe"
I'm not made of money,"I'm just made of meat
I try to stand on the ground with my two feet
I'm not made of wood
I'm made of water too and
I try not to offend you
Ooh
But
I'm just sitting here
Making up another song
Sometimes
I feel like
I'm just gold and along like
I
Just going along
I'm not made of sky
I'm just stardust
Now
I try to ask why
But
I get knocked down and
I'm not made of ink
But
I've got it in my veins
Sometimes
I feel like
I gotta turn the next page
But
I'm just sitting here
Making up another song
Sometimes
I feel like
I just go along
Like
I just go long
I'm not made of anything
Sometimes
I think that
I'm not even really here
I'm just in the pink that was a shitty rhyme
I apologize
And
I wear these sunglasses to hide my eyes oh
But
I'm just sitting here
Making up another song
Sometimes
I feel like
I'm just going along
La"
My face is really big,"Hey, my face is really big
My face is really small
Sometimes your face is big
Sometimes your face is small
The trick is to know which is which
And you will be powerful
Big face (kookoo kachoo)
Small face (kookoo kachoo)
Big face (kookoo kachoo)
Small face (kookoo kachoo)
Sometimes your face can be big
Sometimes your face can be small
The trick is to know which is which
And then you’ll be powerful"
I am not made out of stone,"I am flesh and I'm bone
And so when I'm left alone
I become soft and gooey
Cut from pieces of cloth
LIke a flame to a moth
I'm an AT AT on Hoth
And my co pilots chewy
I do what I gotta do
Without help from my crew
I carry the weight on my shoulders
Through thick and straight through
I'm telling you
I keep it in folders
Scared and vulnerable
hole in my skull
Where the thoughts that were dull
Get fed information
Taxed and falling on hard
Times in the cards
But winning by far
Through sheer saturation
I pick the fights that I pick
And the battles I stick
My heart where it don't
Belong and that's why this song
Is right and it's wrong
And I will and i Won't, no
I'm not made out of stone
Im flesh and I'm bone
So when I'm left alone
I am soft and gooey"
You don’t got to be good,"You don’t got to be bad
You don’t got to give anything
You don’t have
But all you have to be is always yourself
Let it out let it out Let it out let it out
You don’t got to jump in
Front of that train
You don’t got to carry
All of that weight
You don’t gotta hold
Together each day
You don’t gotta break down
In the face of your fate"
I did not see the northern lights,"Because I was asleep at the time
I hope the gods will forgive me
It’s just i do value my sleep
No Northern lights for me
No no no Northern lights for me
I did see them once when I was a kid
Growing up back in Westford
I miss living out where you can
See all the stars in quiet land"
What can you get together,"In 90 degree weather
My skin is made of leather
And I’m slogging through a mess
This world’s getting hot
It’s bound one day to pop
And whether we can stop
Is anybody’s guess
90 degrees
I can’t write songs
90 degrees
I’ve got some qualms
90 degrees
Just leave me alone
90 degrees
There’s no one home
Too hot even for lovin’
This heat is downright southern
It feels like an oven
In the middle of the jungle
Like sitting in a sauna
Being chewed by a piranha
I’ve gotta write, I don’t wanna
And all my words just tumble"
Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun,"dun dun dun dun dun dun dun Shit
road Dun
dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
dun dun shit road What
upy The
song is done The
song is done The
song's not done until we're off Shit
road Dun
dun dun dun dun dun dun dun shit
road Dun
dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
dun Get
a shot of shit road Dun
dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
dun dun Shit
road Dun
dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
dun dun dun Shit
road Shit
roll Shit
rope Shit
shit ro"
1 2 3 4 Sirens,"in the distance they won't stop at all
and I had a feeling that I was
gonna fall and I got no rhythm I
got no rhythm I can't even play the
drum and I have got no feeling and
my fingers and my thumb But
I with what I got and I have
this stomach that's all tied up in knots
and it feels like and it feels like
feels like feels like One
of these days I'm
gonna run out of ideas and I won't
know what to do but until then until
then I'll
keep I play it all for you oh
yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh
yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh
oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah
oh yeah I'm
not very good at this"
We said goodbye,"We said hello
Time to move
Together we found
Our second home
I held on to you
It’s time for bed
The shades are drawn
Now you’re at school
There’s a noon day sun
Shadows on the
Shag carpet and I
Want to lay down
It’s dark when I wake up
And it gets dark so early now
Sunshine
Oops I’m out of time
I’ve got to go now
It’s finally
Starting to be
Crispy and cool
But in this room
By the afternoon
It’s stuffy and dull
I really should
Open the window
But if I do
The city will explode"
Etf It's,"a We've
been waiting for years well they're finally Here
all the ETFs
we know what happens next Bitcoin
to a milli sounds a little silly Think
a bit bigger Black
rock globally maybe 2 maybe 3 maybe 50
now wouldn't that be nifty Think
bigger I don't know what an ETF
is I don't know what an ETF
does But
you're also excited to see number go up
how high Rockefeller
Morgan Roth
rule the world they own the bank of
England and the Federal
Reserve they own the government decide what everything
is worth they like to watch our suffer
while collecting our returns and everything is burned
But Jefferson
predicted it Our
money and our powers with the bank and
its constituents another class system Just
a wrinkle of our citizens and you don't
own so thank the Fed
to this predicament paying off the interest collection
from the insurance the money that they loan
us is bogus I'm
not sure it exists that is meant to
control us and roll us into militants none
of us know this because they program us
since we're little kids and what are we
to do when none of this is new
and every politician in the government a and
every single day people end up dead in
school and your local congressman approved the weapon
that he used and everyone consumes that a
question in the news if the war ain't
overseas then it's in a woman's womb safe
choice Fuck
your Fiat
I got bitcoin I'm
ready when the value of your dollar goes
to shit boy It's
Louis baby T
R Think
big"
Oh oh,"Story's been told
Forward backwards
Never gets old
Story they'll tell till the end of time
When you go your way and I'll go mine
Heat heat
At the big bang
Trumpets going and the angels sang
split second and everything cooled
Chaos and then order ruled
Out out
There was no now
Everything got thrown about
Things attracted and repelled
Up in heaven and down in hell
One one
And it had begun
particular moon and particular sun
Lonely out among the black
The weight of the universe on her back
Slink slink
Up out of the drink
And then some of them began to think
If you ask me they thought too much
I heard them crying and I said hush
Dark dark
It left a mark
No more spinning and no more spark
It all went according to plan
Right back to where it began"
Wherever rainbows shine you’ll find,"Him hanging by a thread
And if you dare to ask him why
You’re likely to wind up dead
It can happen to anyone
When rain mixes with sun
It’s happiness in a warm gun
Who could have predicted
Superman’s addicted to rainbows
He’s lost all his fight
You don’t need kryptonite oh no no
You just need a rain storm
And a warm sun
He flies in circles
Trying to make one
It’s a sad thing to behold
As we cower in the mist
There’s no pot of gold
Just a junkie and his fix
Nobody is immune
To the siren singing tune
Of the cocaine rainbow hopped up sniffing glue
R"
Every once in a while you find yourself,"in a place Unfamiliar
sound unfamiliar taste and you find yourself in
the clouds you chase looking out at something
It's a Facebook
the world changes color it changes time I
got nothing left in my mind I see
the pictures you painted on the shelf they
remind me of you and myself Sa
One little moment reverberates Put
on your overalls and your skates Put
on your snow going out it sure is
foggy walking through these clouds through these clouds
through these clouds through these clouds"
Games and sounds,"Games and sounds x2
Robert and Burstop
Games and sounds
Games and sounds x2
Robert and Burstop
Games and sounds
Games and sounds x2
Robert and Burstop
Games and sounds
I like chip tunes
Old school
I like GameJew
He used to rule the school
Games and sounds x2
Robert and Burstop
Games and sounds
Games and sounds x2
Robert and Burstop
Games and sounds"
Remember when I said,"I wanted an iPad?
Remember when I said
I kinda wanted one real bad?
I still want one
Thought I don’t know
What I would do with it
I’m unable to justify the cost
And so I’m through with it
But wait I’m in a contest
And I made it to the top five
Now all I need are votes
To keep my dream alive
Help me win an iPad
Help me win an iiiiiPad
Help me win an iPad
Help me win an iiiiiPad"
Ashton Kutcher,"and Demi
Moore i've never really thought about you before
but whilst lost in the tubes and very
bored i stumbled on to these pictures of
you i think that it's the details that
make these breathe i don't like MSG
in my chinese food eith -er wonderfully mundane,
cute and carefree and so i'm writing this
song so rare, so rare so unpackaged and
unscripted a real sense of playfulness which these
days has gone missing in a world without
privacy to share a tender moment like this
is beautiful looking on wikipedia, your anniversary i've
missed but i'll wish you a happy one
anyway, and offer this song as a gift
more love more anniversary's and happiness galore for
everybody in the world and ahston kutcher and
demi moore"
I bought my children folders and pencils,"Three ring binders, erasers and pens
And in that moment, in the aisle of Staples
Long lost feelings came back again
I got PTSD
From the years that I spent
 feeling stuck and unfree
I got PTSD
Remembering back to school
The smell of vinyl seats on the school bus
My stomach turning, tied up in knots
Getting sad at tv commercials
Mourning the summer days I lost"
Pack a suit case,"Pack two
Fill them up with
Everything you
Want to take with you
When the world ends
Build a scooter
Build a boat
Form words
With your lungs and throat
Warn the king and the peasants
Before the world ends
You had a dream it didn’t pan out
But don’t worry it doesn’t matter now
Hear the fire
Feel the heat
Judgment sits
On the mercy seat
Open your chest and see your heart beating
When the world ends
If it’s broken
Don’t fix it
If it’s sorted
Don’t mix it
Up in a tangled entropic mess
When the world ends
You had a dream it didn’t pan out
But don’t worry it doesn’t matter now
Drive on
Drive fast
The cities burn
As you’re driving past
Keep your eyes upon the road
When the world ends
Eat healthy
Lose weight
You’ll disappear
Into blank space
Your molecules will break apart
When the world ends"
Lambda is solvent,"Celsius is a sentient
Is incontinent
Markets
Orange
Tree
Markets
Orange
Tree
Markets
Orange
Tree
What can we do
What can we do
Oh yeah
I said now
We're all gonna go down together
If we stick together we're gonna make it one way or another
Whatever that means
Machines are sent to
Good luck to you
Good luck to you
Good luck to us
Good luck
Good luck"
35000ft above the ground Cocoon,"me spoon me I'm
a puddle a dream of flying People
are yelling at me all around my brain
apparently not trying to be subtle we live
in the golden age of television I fill
my brain with our feelings Feels
like empty calories Everyone
in London
was reading newspapers I should be reading novels
I put my head between my knees 35000ft
I feel sticky the air is thick and
thin with human beings My
rhythm's all messed up I feel so icky
no nourishment from the croissants that I'm
eating I have to get up to pee
at least once an hour can give up
my aisle seat no that just won't work
there's no logic to this feeling that I
hate everyone maybe this is the real me
maybe I'm
a great big jerk great big jerk great
big jerk great big jerk"
Keep Your,"10K Keep
it and instead Take
the steps you need to take To
combat harassment Keep
your 10K No
one’s asking for it But
there’s a chorus that needs your help And
you just seem to ignore it Keep
your 10k and develop a Terms
of Service
you’ll enforce Keep
Your 10k and make sure the block feature
works on all platforms Keep
your 10k and give us better privacy settings
What is it about what we’re asking that
you are not getting? Introducing
these new features Is
like throwing glitter around a pothole And
going welp I guess that’s fixed Keep
your 10k because so many women and people
of color Have
been driven from your platform And
you’ve done nothing"
When you measure out,"1/4 of a cup
Of any kind of oil
You will never get enough
You can leave it upside down
For an hour but it’s not
Coming out
No, it’s never coming out
Some things in life are impossible
You’ll never know what lies beyond
Can’t measure cooking oil
You gotta find where you belong
When you measure out
The distance to the wall
And then measure half
And then half again
And then you keep measuring
Half and half and half
You will never reach the wall
And your head will start to spin
Can’t measure to the wall"
It's another late night song,"Singing a song in the dark
I'm still waiting for the footage from the show the show so
I won't have much of a song
When
I'm traveling it all goes wrong"
I am baking strawberry shortcake,"Strawberry shortcake
Strawberry shortcake
Won’t you have some strawberry shortcake?
Strawberry shortcake
Yeahhh"
Oh I found out the thing I love,"the most I have to leave behind Oh
no one ever tells you that you're on
your own When
you die Some
people try and take it with them when
they go But
they don't know Some
people cling like static to a balloon But
they are fools, they are fools Oh
you can't force the well to give you
water when the rain hasn't come Oh
you can't make it rain or change your
nature even if you cut off your thumbs
Your opposable thumbs Some
people they try and push it But
the river goes Where
the river goes Human
beings have too much going on inside them,
ohhhh This
much I know I'm
going where the wind blows free I'm
going where I can be me I’m
going where no one knows my name No
one knows This
much I know I'm
going where the wind blows free I'm
going where I can be me I’m
going where nobody knows my name This
much I know"
Get well soon Jonathan,"man Thanks
I'll do my best Getting
better now should be your plan Yes
I'll go get some rest Meet
a song a day you'll find a way
Yes it's true that's the game I play
But just in case I'm
here today If
you don't want to write a song sick
don't write all you wrote one and you
don't like now if you don't want to
write a song gotta write one If
you don't like it gonna post it does
a little bit"
I've been waiting for this moment for months,"And it's finally here
OKAY
This is special
THIS IS special
ALL RIGHT
I'm finally gonna get a heritage unit on camera
ALL RIGHT
This is special'
OH
THIS IS special
Look at that
Blue and grey
Coupled to the
Iowa pacific
Take a look at that
Oh my goodness
That is awesome!
chous
listen to that bell
listen to that horn
wahooo
listen to that bell
YEAH
listen to that horn
oh my god!
she's beautiful yeah
listen to that horn
oh my god
oh my god
it's a BL2 TOo
Ah, that horn gives me the chills
And the chills have absolutely nothing
To do with how cold it is here
That doesn't stop a Foamer
OH!
Especially when it comes to heritage equipment
We're gonna watch this
OH! Illinois central livery"
You wanna fight,"You wanna fight everybody
You wanna fight
Wanna fight in every situation
You wanna fight
Wanna fight with your enemy
Wanna fight your friends
It’s your only inclination
You wanna fight
But I don’t wanna fight you
You wanna argue
Everything all the time
Everybody’s wrong
And you you are right
You feel that logic
Is the only thing that works
But you’re way less Spock
And you’re way more Kirk
Don’t come to me
If you just wanna have it out
I’m more interested
In what’s going happening right now
What’s going on in your life?
What are you worried about?
Is it all day sunshine
Or dark thunderstorm clouds
I wonder what it’s like to always be angry
To carry your anger like a rabid dogl in your mind
But don't go bringing that stuff to me
I haven't got the patience or the time"
What's the ticker,"The ticker is
E
What's the ticker
The ticker is
E
What's the ticker
The ticker is
E
The ticker is
E
What's the ticket
The ticker is
E
What's the ticker
The ticker is
E
What
The ticker
The ticker is
E
The ticker is
E
Underneath
Don't go to sleep
For you
I miss it
It
See
Give everything you do
You gotta do it
Don't sleep on it
Cause the ticker is
What's the ticker
The ticker is he what ticker
The ticker is
E
What's the ticker
The ticker is he
The ticker is
E
Yeah
What"
I am putting the crib,"Back together today
Cuz we’re gonna foster
toddler or a baby
I hope that I am
good father to them
Just as I hope I
a good father every day
I try, I try, I try, I try, I try
I don’t always get it right
But I try, but I try
I am putting the crib
Back together today
Tighten the screws, looking for clues
Fix the room up for baby
I know it’ll be hard
Babies always are
Song a day takes a back seat
To those beautiful wild baby screams
R"
That’s her name,"Helen Mae
We’re here cuz your cat needs surgery
Helen Mae, Helen Mae x10
Ivory’s gonna go get her
Ivory King, Ivory King x3
Frisky cat, naw fuck that
You’re whiskey cat
In fact you’re a big bad ass
You’re a huge mother fucking bad ass
And as a matter of fact
I think that we all oughta tip our hats
To the catty, kitty cat known as the whiskey cat
Known as the whiskey cat
Whiskey, you love me
And you know that I love you too
Whiskey, please let this song be
The song that gets you through
Whiskey, her name, the cat’s name is whiskey
It’s a boy!
His name is Whiskey, his femur has dislocated from his hip
He’s got some mighty large balls
Huge, huge, huge balls
And that makes Whiskey a real badass motherfucking cat
Oh yeah"
at engadget,"and there was steve
oh my god
why isn't it streaming
they streamed the last two
and there is steve
oh my god
no one expected steve
to be there
but now he is there
and we're so glad that he's healthy enough
to stand on stage and
do his thing
announce the ipad 2 as it was meant to be
We all knew it was the iPad 2 x2
But Steve Jobs"
b babies,"for B b bernie
Let’s make sure the world keeps turning
Babies know what we’ll all soon be learning
It’s b b babies
for b b Bernie
Feel  the bern, a wha oh
Feel the bern, no that’s just a diapy rash
Feel the bern a wha oh
You gotta feel
You gotta feel
 B b babies
for B b bernie
She is progressive, she is discerning
For better wealth equality we are all yearning
It’s b b babies
for b b Bernie
Feel  the bern, feel it
Peek a boo and reveal it
He’ll earn the bern he won’t steal it
You gotta feel
You gotta feel"
Sitting in Penn,"Station he's been indicted yeah he's been indicted
yeah he's been indicted Indicted
Is he gonna go to jail Nobody
knows he's like a worm wriggling out of
all his clothes when the walls are closing
in that's when he escapes but at least
he's been indicted yeah he's been indict yeah
he's been dilated Inducted
I hope they lock him up Throw
away the key they lock him up for
you and for me he's been indicted yeah
he's been indicted yeah he's been indicted Indicted"
the way that things work out?,"is it simply preordained
or can it all go another route?
i know
i know
i don't believe in god
but i don't believe in coincidence
except for very few instances
i have no explanation but this
rodent to rodent
father to son
through distance and time
the heart would not be undone
i know
i know
sometimes I don't know what I believe
but i believe in love
what brings us all together
though we wander separate paths
like newton's second law
drawn in by the mass
i know i know
sometimes science can't explain
complicated relationships
of humans and the long ellipse
that leads us to back to where we
started from
rodent to rodent
father to son
through distance and time
the heart would not be undone
i know
i know
sometimes I don't know what I believe
but i believe in love
what makes us similar
what marks our differences
it's somewhere deep inside us
but we don't know where it is
i know
i know
that nature plays a part
but the recipe is complicated
a twisting turning never straight
ed path that leads us back to where
we started from
rodent to rodent
father to son
through distance and time
the heart would not be undone
i know
i know
sometimes I don't know what I believe
but i believe in love"
Constitutes 4% of the total bodyweight of humans,"It’s a vital part of the lymphatic system
And in large bones it produces new blood cells
Bone marrow
Bone marrow
It’s extremely important the your bone marrow is healthy
But sometimes things can go wrong
And if they go wrong, then you need a transplant
But first you gotta find a match
And sometimes that can be difficult
And that’s where the point of the song is at
Join the bone marrow registry
It’s simple, quick and easy
All the gotta do is swab at you
And you could save a life
And if you’re ever a match
They’ll give you barely a scratch
And just like that you’ll be saving a life
Bone marrow
Bone marrow
Bone marrow
Bone marrow"
Mama went home but we stayed here,"We have each other
We're not alone
But we miss her so sincere
We'll see
Mama tomorrow after she comes home from work
Oh
I miss you
Mama
Oh
I miss you
Mama
Oh
I miss you
Mama
Something fierce
Something fierce
Mama is everything to me
Mama makes it possible to be free
Mama
I love you
Mama
Oh
Mama
I miss you
Mama
Mama
I love you
Mama
I love you
Mama
I love you so"
Are You Sick of Seeing My Running?,"I go running everyday
Because that's who i want to be
And this app posts to Facebook
For all ya'll to see
Are you sick of seeing my workouts
movin through your feed
Or does it make you want to die inside
Or go listen to Creed
Well i post because it seems
And i may be off base with this
But if I make something and don't share
Then does that thing exist?
If I run and I'm just running
And i'm not posting and tracking
Then tell me friends of mine
Did it really happen"
"Altair, altair","Hard fork, we’re getting there
Upgrade the beacon chain
As we all prepare
For the great big merge
Oh the great big merge
Light clients without the bulk
Of syncing the blockchain in full
If you don’t keep your node up online
the penalty will be a bigger hefty fine
Everybody make sure to upgrade your nodes
So the beacon chain does not explodes
The upgrade may be the only one
Before proof of work is well and truly done"
"People lose their jobs, and they go get drunk","I like to get drunk with them because I’m unemployed
Man, I hope Obama can fix the economy
If he’s just another politician I’ll be annoyed
But he’s just a man
There’s only so much he can do
The onus is on us now to break the back of greed
Stab it through the heart
Tear it limb from limb
Throw away everything but what we need
I’m being held down by all of my loot
And I can’t help but see how I contribute to the problem
But I don’t wanna
But I don’t know how to stop
If everything collapses I will start a farm
Knowing nothing of farming except the early morning alarms
I’m overly romantic and woefully underqualified
Stuck between technology and a life simplified
And a life that’s simplified"
And a mother of 2,"She’s a powerful woman
With a powerful point of view
Nikki don’t need no man whose imagination’s a stump
She’s a woman on fire
With her lovely lady lumps
Nikki, you’ll be a midwife
Nikki, you win at your life
Nikki, you’ll raise your kids up
Nikki, with all of your love
Oh, Nikki x5
Nikki x3
Nikki is a single mom
Getting by day by day
She can lay the law down
Upon whatever comes her way
Nikki don’t need a man
Some halfhearted, spineless chump
She wants a man that’s full
And ready for her lady lumps
Nikki, you will find a true love
Nikki, whatever that is made of
Nikki, you’ll raise your kids up
Nikki, with all of your love
Oh, Nikki x8
So shake your lovely lady lumps, Nikki
Shake them in the face of those who don’t appreciate them
Shake your lovely lady lumps, Nikki
Some day not far away you’ll show them all they’re overrated
Oh, Nikki x2
You have every right to be dicky
Cuz love’s tricky
And sticky
But some day you’ll find someone who can be
The hunk to your lady lumps
The tree trunk to your lady lumps
The soulful funk to your lady lumps
The ??? monk to your lady lumps
So shake your lovely lady lumps, Nikki
Shake them in the face of those who don’t appreciate them
Shake your lovely lady lumps, Nikki
Some day not far away you’ll show them all they’re overrated
Nikki, oh, Nikki
You have every right to be dicky
Love’s tricky
And sticky
But some day you’ll find someone who can be
All that you want him to be
Nikki"
Walking away Taking,"a stand Putting
all your eggs in one basket I am
having a good time a good time without
people in my spaces I'm
going crazy I am going to the place
where the people know my name I am
going to the place where I'm
trying just the same to hold on Telling
the truth telling a lie Taking
all my time Taking
my sweet turn Going
which way I know not where Picking
up things that I cannot bear I am
going to the place where the people know
my name I am going to the place
where the people just to say Care
about me Care
about me Care
about me I know what it looks like
I know what it sounds like I notice
what you think you think is happening here
I know what you're thinking I know what
you dreaming I know that you don't know
what everything is so clear I'm
going to the place where the people People
no money I'm
going to the place where they feel just
to say about me about me about me
about me about me about me"
To the woman who yelled,"At me today
When I was filming
At exchange place
I know you were just
Doing your job
I was doing mine
And so let’s not
Make it into something
Bigger than it is
Pit against each other
For the capitalists
We both have got to
Work for a living
In this world
So unforgiving
I walked away from you
I didn’t want to have to explain
Anything to you
In the Jersey City rain
You do what you do
And I’ll do the same
Everyday
Everyday"
You had a choice between me and Alex Jones,"And you chose Alex Jones
He wants to sell you broth made out of bones
And I’ve got nothing to sell you
But music
Sweet sweet music
You’ve been my fan for lo nearly 12 years
And you chose Alex Jones
He got sued for saying Sandy Hook wasn’t real
And so I don’t know what to tell you
I’ll just sing my
Music
Sweet sweet music
This old world is complicated
And full of contradiction
I view anyone who claims to have
The answers with suspicion
I will keep writing the songs I want to write
As you watch Alex Jones
I like to think I can tell wrong from right
About that I’ve made no bones
And I’ve made my
Music"
You hear it everyday Sometimes,"in the subtlest ways Sometimes
it’s in your face But
nonetheless its there Go
back to where u came from They're
taking all our jobs They
should learn to speak English
They are lazy foreign slobs It
is fear That
can consume you Fear
That will make you close your eyes But
it is love That
can bloom you Let
you open up to the sun and realize
We are all the same underneath our skin
Same beating hearts Same
blood within And
in the future As
we embrace We'll
feel the beating of a single heart of
the human race We
are told its not enough To
consume more than our weight in stuff When
things are getting rough we oughta buy more
Make it! Pack
it! Ship
it! Buy
it! Use
it! Toss
it! After
all isn't that what we're made for? With
no regard For
the impact Our
tireless consumption has (From all the beef to
the big smoke stack) Were
messing up the only home we have Put
down your wallet and go outside March
around Get
wide eyed Cause
in the future we'll take care of this
place And
the beating of a single heart Of
the human race We've
heard it all before there has always been
war From
the chimpanzees roar and the rocks he hurled
But we must evolve and find another way
to solve All
the disagreements of this world Well
it won't be simple, nothing ever is But
in that complexity is grace Cause
in the future Bound
by respect We’ll
feel of the beating of a single heart
of the human race We’ll
feel of the beating of a single heart
of the human race"
Focus on the things that take you where you want to go,"Leave the things behind that stop you
Life will always help you put it in perspective
Life will pick you and drop you
In this brisk spring morn
Where sheep are being shorn
Where bumble bees are born
You’re a delicate flower ready to bloom
And the dark soft rain
Falls drip drip on your brain
As you carry all your pain
Up to Mt. Doom
This is my only message
I say it over and over again
I shout it from my gutspace
I sing it soft and small
This is my only message
Been repeating it since I don’t know when
The beginning of time I guess
When God first learned to crawl
Focus on the things that bend and almost break you
Leave the things behind that make you stiff
Life will always help you get to where you need to
Life will always throw you off a cliff
Every book you read
And every kiss you need
It can all only lead
To the same death as your ancestors
You fumble with your keys
As you’re brought down to your knees
As you work to please
Your shareholders and investors"
In and out your breath go and you,"give it all up and you give it
all up Pointing
in the direction that the wind blows and
you give it all up Give
it all up I start doing that yeah
you can share what you got from going
from there to hear you give it all
and you give it all up One
time you said the word nobody heard you
it's absurd you don't look for the future
in the past anymore One
time you looked left you looked right you
looked everywhere for your heart but you couldn't
find it again One
time I took you to the beach climb
and you heard that I give it all
up Talk
a little crabby dance all the little fierce
things don't mean a thing Cause
you give it all up If
you don't hear when I shout how you
gonna hear when I got it all about
in the world and the mountain of the
top of everything if you don't look in
the mirror when you die yourself in the
mountain top and you're going to go down
Going to go down again Give
it all something Give
it all up up can you give it
all up Up
up can you give it all"
I want to see a,"Vulcan smile
Want to see a
Klingon fall in love
Want to see a
Betazoid have a one night stand
Jean
Lucard is my man
Captain
Jean
Lupicard of the
USS the
Starship
Enterprise"
Allistair hey Allistair,"You're one year old!
You're crawling all around
Yeah you are on a roll
Adaloo and pickles are your best friends
And mommy and daddy
Love watching you grow
Hey allistair
Hey allistair
there's a ceiling fan
You love to watch it spin
Hey allistair
Hey allistair
there's a ceiling fan
you're a little man
Allistair hey Allistair
It's Halloween
Most people got one costume
But you got three
Halloween is your birthday
And so I say three cheers
It's cold in Minnesota
At this time of year
Hey allistair
Hey allistair
there's a ceiling fan
You love to watch it spin
Hey allistair
Hey allistair
there's a ceiling fan
you're a little man"
Elon,"Musk is not smart
Elon
Musk is not smart
Let the workers unionize
Elon
Musk is not smart
Elon
Musk is not smart
Elon
Musk is not smart
Elon
Musk is not smart
Elon
Musk is not smart
Elon
Musk is not smart
Elon
Musk is not smart
Let the workers union
Elon
Musk is not smart
Elon
Musk is not smart"
Sometimes I don’t know how to be,"And I don’t know where I fit in
The world keeps turning without my help
All I’ll ever be
All I’ve ever been
I know, I know, I know that it’s
Just thought, just another feeling
That I had today
Between eating breakfast
And taking out the garbage
Sometimes I feel disconnected
And I don’t know where I belong
I’m looking out but it’s misdirected
I’ll bet it was inside all along
But I know, I know, I know that it’s
Just thought, just another feeling
That I had today
Between taking a shower
And brushing my teeth
But I know, I know, I know that it’s
Just thought, just another feeling
That I had today
That I had today
Sometimes I’m like a little child
Who’s in the dark
And so afraid
It’s good maybe, for a while
To be totally lost, and then find your way
But I know, I know, I know that it’s
Just thought, just another feeling
That I had today
Between writing a song
And eating lunch"
I got a tornado warning This,"was yesterday while watching Inside
out too This
was in the theater Everybody's
phones were silent Then
they rang out like a bel We
didn't know what to do so we just
kept watching I find myself asking do I
just live somewhere Now
tornadoes are a problemI didn't think that would
be a problemIs there anywhere that's safe from
climate changeMaybe somewhere up in theArctic but probably
notWhere can you goWhere can you settleWhere can
you go to feel safeThe main antagonist if
you can call it that ofInside out too
was her anxietyI got a tornado warningThis was
yesterdayThis was inside the theater watchingInsideOut"
First one in,"Last one to leave
Invite you for drinks
But you’re never free
Hey, ok, whatever, it’s your void
Party after party
It’s 5am
Your skin is on fire
You’ll sleep when you’re dead
Hey, ok, whatever, it’s your void
Everybody’s cancelled
You’re drowning in takes
ould go for a walk
But you can’t look away
Hey, ok, whatever, it’s your void
Staring up at the stars
Or into the fire
Charcoal to stone
Some unnamed desire
3 o’clock   thoughts
Dreams or a nightmare
Huddled in trees
Beauty and terror
Feet on the trail
4am sharp
No no excuses
You go hard
Hey, ok, whatever, it’s your void
Soccer practice
And then violin
Gotta read them Harry Potter
And teach them to swim
Hey, ok, whatever it’s your void
Noticing emotions
Watch them ebb
Silence for months
Sitting crosslegged
Hey, ok, whatever, it’s your void"
Don’t look to me for something profound,"Cuz I’m not gonna give it
If you wanna hear a song I will sit right down
But then I got life I gotta live it
Song a day it ebbs and flows
Sometimes I focus on other things
I’m not sure I can explain it well
With these words I sing
New years eve
I leave it all behind
All the preconceptions living in my mind
New years eve
Can you grow and change
While maintaining who you are
Keeping that part the same
My head isn’t here, it’s somewhere else
Chewing on anther problem
And I’m not sure when it will return
I guess when I’ve gotten to the bottom
Sun goes up and sun goes down
1000 days go by
I’m not sure I know who I am
I’m not sure why I try
New years eve
As if it’s some kind of sign
To refill your blood vessels and empty out your mind
New years eve
Can we grow and chance
While maintaining who we are
Keeping that part the same"
Billionaires fighting,"Billionaires dying
We’re grasping at something
Yeah we’re really trying
But we can’t cover up
What we’re going through
Can’t delay payment
When the bill comes due
The oceans on fire
The orcas attack
This whole planet
Is fighting back
No alien saviors
Are coming for you
They’re just observing
The bill coming due
Somebody’s starving
And unemployed
Meanwhile we’re screaming
Into  the void
It’s not narcissism
We don’t know what  to do
While sitting and waiting
For the bill to come due
Billionaires dying
Don’t know when to quit
We lecture each other
For the dopamine hit
The ocean is black
It never was  blue
We’ve run out of air
And the bills coming due"
Give me a taste,"Of my own medicine
Tastes like anxious
Tired and hesitant
Tastes like hoping
For something to happen
Tastes like nothing
Tastes like everything
Who put this medicine here
I don’t know whether to kill or thank them
Who put this medicine here
They left the bottle open
Give me a taste
Of my own medicine
Tastes like horny
Fat and balding
Tastes like spring time
Tastes like grass
Tastes like the future
With hints of the past
Who put this medicine here
And did they do it on purpose
Who put this medicine here
These purple pills are enormous
Give me a taste
Of my own medicine
It needs to be shaken
And left in the rain
It tastes like failure
Tastes like music
It tastes like gratitude
That it has any taste at all
Who put this medicine here
It won’t fill the whole that’s inside you
Who put this medicine here
And are they standing right beside you"
And I think it's like a numbers game,"in a way I would say embarrassing That's
mostly I think it would be hard to
do something that you like every single day
I learned design tutorials online went to school
for computer snap graphic design Throughout
that time I've
been doing different stuff Was
a project that I saw from Tom
Judd He
did sketch a day I think it's like
a first game in a way I would
say embarrassing That's
mostly I think it would be hard to
do something that you like every single day
If any of you saw Jod
Jonathan Mann
yesterday talk about the exact same fucking thing
but like a thousand times better His
talk was amazing Pretty
much covered everything Hey
people Crap
It's Johnson
Mann trying to rap It's
gonna suck But
you know what We
suck every day So
it's like so what Come
congrats on 5000 now I'm
just about 600 behind I wish you 20000
more till your hands fall off and you
go blind Because
numbers game in a way I would say
embarrassing That's
most days I It
would be hard to do something that you
like every single day Every
single day Every
single day Every
single day Every
single day Every
single day Every
single day Every
single day Every
single day Every
single day Get
up work Play
with the kids Work
more Go
to bed work more Go
to bed Get
up work Play
with the kids Work
more Go
to bed work more Go
to bed Get
up work Play
with your kids Work
more Go
to bed work more Go
to bed Get
up work Play
with your kids Work
more Go
to bed work more Go
to back It's
like a first game in a way I
would say embarrassing That's
most days I think it would be hard
to do something that you like every single
day Every
single day Every
single day Every
single day Every
single day Every
single day Every
single day Every
single day Every
single day Every
single day"
You might be superb,"You might be superfluous
You might be superman
Or just super silly us
You might be a supervisor
You might be supernatural
Deserving of superlatives
But all of that is superficial
Will you go
Super nova
Superimposed
When it’s all over
You supersede
The superhuman
Supervene
What are you doin’
Will you go
Super nova
Superimposed
When it’s all over
You supersede
The superhuman
Supervene
What are you doin’"
I went to the zoo and I got,"to fly a whole course around to the
other side. That's
crazy. If
I play some some music will you make
up a song for me? I really don't
know that much. Only
me and Poppy
don't know. We
only have your fire fire champ. What
were you saying the fire fire champ? All
fire fighters in the day. We
have to get one. We
run so fast. We
can do it. We
need to do it. We
have to do it and do it. We
have to do it. We
have to sing it. We
have to do it. We
have to do it. Yeah,
that was my song. I like that song.
That's a good song."
When I get lost out in the fog,"Everything I know is wrong
When I'm up state or way down town
And I'm the only thing for miles around
I say hey
I say hey
When the drifter goes and the summer falls
It's time to put on the overalls
When the corn is falling off the cob
Then it's safe to leave your job
And say hey
Say hey
When cookies taste like a savory meal
And your mother says to you “just deal”
When grapes of wrath are best served cold
Well you're never too young and never too old
To say hey
To say hey
To say hey"
i got eyes like an eagle can see in the dark,"i specialize in cannibals and crimes of that sort
my anger is long but my patience is short
I get lots of ladies cause i'm so cool
Nobody's ever called me a fool
I've been called dangerous, been called intense
I am over brimming with confidence"
Here's a version of the lyrics with improved,"line breaks for better readability: Even
just the way it smells It
lives inside my bone Looking
at me you can tell It
lives inside my bones Inside
my bone Every
leaf and stream My
bone and in my dreams I go and
now here I are Every
sight and sound That
lives inside my bone Just
looking around And
lives inside my bone I could tell you
all about it someday Or
I could show you If
you joined me away Everything
I know It
lives inside my bone I learned right here
at home It
lives inside my bone Oh,
it lives inside my bones Oh,
it lives inside my bones"
Two,"Butter is riding on a tractor train
Two
Butter is riding on a tractor train
Jupiter is riding on a tractor train
Jupiter is riding on tractor train
On a train
On train
On a train
Anything"
short song,"About nothing in particular
Here I go
Just singing some words
No meaning beyond the obvious one
That I'm singing a song about song yeah
Gotta go gotta go right now
Gotta go gotta go right now
song about nothing in particular
Gotta go gotta go right now
Gotta go gotta go right now
short song about nothing in particular
short song about nothing in particular
On the move
Words flowing freely
Steam meanings drift away
Lift the neighbors, walls start
Shaking
Gotta go gotta go right now
Gotta go gotta go right now
short song about nothing in particular
Gotta go gotta go right now
Gotta go gotta go right now
short song about nothing in particular
Gotta go gotta go right now
Gotta go gotta go right now
short song about nothing in particular
Gotta go gotta go right now
Gotta go gotta go right now
short song about nothing in particularrrrr"
My heart beats fast and my face goes numb,"Dizziness and I’m struck dumb
Panic panic overwhelmed
I’m a speck of dust on a roll of film
cuz it’s just too beautiful
it’s just too beautiful
it’s just too beautiful
I hallucinate and the world goes dark
the lines and figures the strokes and marks
Each step I take I’m afraid I’ll fall
Give me everything or nothing at all
cuz it’s just too beautiful
it’s just too beautiful
it’s just too beautiful
i’m rising above the room now
i’m floating through the roof
My companion doesn’t believe me
She says that she needs proof
When I fall into her arms she says
That I’m just overdramatic
But the EKG and the MRI would read
Ecstasy ecstatic
When I walk these halls I’m vulnerable
It cuts me deep down to my soul
I try to be strong and stand my ground
But taste is color and light is sound
cuz it’s just too beautiful
it’s just too beautiful
it’s just too beautiful"
Sometimes when I'm,"really bummed these are the things that I
think about My
baby girl the love of my life my
cat Kissing
and dating and all that stuff French
fries Boy
beer Brooklyn
beer 197 million squares miles to explore Kitty
cats taking naps macaroons bikini tops sock hops
Certain people like Jackson
Lex getting love you in a text Liggett
Park Zoo
has free admission So
many places to go People
loving things to me When
I wake up I see love in those
all around me Life
has ups and downs that is what makes
it fun don't need anything I'll
prevent As
long as I've
got oxygen Life
can be real but at least it's not
all bad Love
makes it better hate makes it dumber it's
the only game that's free to play and
lasts a lifetime Zapow
we love comics Life
is a luxury cause we live in countries
that have money cause I have a vegan
partner who teaches me to eat algae because
life has music in it Living
with ADHD
isn't enough Amazing
dreams Distraction
from the narrow line of my old hey
it's raining Life
is great when you can craft the path
of your undoing Creating
majesty for the masses My
credit cards are finally paid off Time
to start saving money yeah right So
many places to go People
loving things to me When
I wake up I see the loving those
all around me like cats Ups
and downs that is what makes it fun
I don't need anything occupant as long as
I've got oxygen so great is my life
because I got Santa
as my wife Life
is great so is cake Yolo
yolo I live my life off high myself
and wonder I love life but only two
days a week Apples
are a good fruit and they're plentiful I
got two storms that can't get any better
than this Video
games is what life is all about so
many places to go people to love and
things to eat When
I wake up I see the love of
so many places to go People
loving things to me When
I wake up I see loving those all
around me Life
have ups and down that is what makes
it fun I don't mean anything none you
lived as long as I've
got oxygen"
"Go easy, go easy on yourself","Go easy, go easy on yourself, yourself
Life can pile on you
And the truth will truth will out
So go easy, go easy on yourself
Beatin' yourself up
Beatin' yourself up
It's a comfortable way to live
Some people blame other people
You blame yourself
And then you don't have to give
You don't have to look in anybody's eyes
And say hey you hurt me, hey you hurt me
All you do is look straight, straight inside and say
Well I guess this is my fault
Go easy, go easy on yourself
Go easy, go easy on yourself, yourself
Life might pile on you
But the truth will always out
So go easy, go easy on yourself
You might be
You might be avoiding
And that's OK, you know
All you have to be is be the way you are
Be a little, be a lot, try not at all or hard
Say what you mean when you can, when you can
And say with a full throat
Stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself
This song is the antidote"
Sprinklers are a-sprinklin’,"Work is out, drinks are in
Time for summer now
Well, a warm breeze holds a lot of sway
With a group of friends who are out to play
I fell in love on an August day
It’s time for summer now
Spring is gone and jumped the shark
Tank tops t-shirts feel the spark
The day’s just starting when it’s getting dark
It’s time for summer now
Well let’s have a picnic and then a hike
I’m playing a show, are you feelin’ psyched
No need to drive, you can take your bike
It’s time for summer now
Have another peach, eat an avocado, yeah
Let’s go to the beach where it’s hot o hot o yeah
Movie marathon, then a party where we dance
Everybody’s having fun and no one’s wearing pants
Hot tub, back rub starry, starry night
Doggie off the leash, no no, she doesn’t bite
If you be my body guard, you can call me Al
We’ll all have different names, cus it’s time for summer now
Take your bathing suit up out of the drawer
Flip flops on and out the door
Now’s the time to go explore
Time for summer now
All weights are lifted
Bans repealed
Backyard garden through the farmer’s field
sins forgiven and wounds are healed
it’s time for summer now
friends spend the night in the extra room
gallons of sweat are their only perfume
a wop bobba loo ba, a wop bam boom
time for summer now
now everyone’s sleepy, but first a sunrise
with my arm around my baby, I have a good cry
as I reminisce about the summers gone by
oh, time for summer now
Have another peach, eat an avocado, yeah
Let’s go to the beach where it’s hot o hot o yeah
Movie marathon, then a party where we dance
Everybody’s having fun and no one’s wearing pants
Hot tub, back rub starry, starry night
Doggie off the leash, no no, she doesn’t bite
If you be my body guard, you can call me Al
We’ll all have different names, cus it’s time for summer,
time for summer, time for summer now"
There’s a giant spider,"At the center of the earth
And someone’s gotta fight her
Or we’re gonna get hurt
Looks like a job for the Doctor
Oh and Donna too
Yes they will stop her
That’s what they always do
They’ll give you a chance to be
The bigger spider and end this peacefully
But we know that’s not what you’re about
And so they’ll have to blow you out
With Santa Bombs0
And a very sad heart
Keep calm carry on
Gonna blow you apart
Donna’s not going
Along for the ride
But Doc needs someone
By his side"
Come on come on,"Let’s go now
I know you know how
To dance
You know how to dance
One is enough but two’s good
Gotta learn how to lose good
Too
You know know how to dance
Was afraid of giving up but
Felt like I wasn’t living up
To you
Who knows how to
So I took my time with it
Tried to find the sunshine in it
ooo
You know how to dance"
If you're looking for a place to live and play,"In the East Bay
There's only two, two words
You oughta know
Any size or price
Any amenity you seek
You'll find the perfect place through
Cedar Properties
Cedar Properties
In Oakland and Berkeley
With a quiet expertise
That’s Cedar Properties
here's a two bedroom two bath
In the heart of North Berkeley, yeah
Black granite bar and picnic in the back, ohh
Beautiful hardwood floors
Mere blocks away from BART
It's a quiet neighborhood
With a spiral staircase to boot
Cedar Properties
In Oakland and Berkeley
With a quiet expertise
That’s Cedar Properties
Cedar Properties
I've been so pleased
For two years with such ease
With cedar properties
The maintenance men always come when you ask
They'll help you with any task
The rent is so fair that it's absurd
And they give you until the third
Cedar Properties"
.,"Go to bed hungry
Go to bed sick
Watch the snow fall
24 inches thick
The snow is still soft
The heat is still off
And I’m trying to keep myself warm
Try to make dinner
Try to make toast
Hear the wind howling
Just like a ghost
The elevator broke
The hall’s filled with smoke
And I’m trying to keep myself warm
Call up the super
Call up the doc
Use the over
heater ad hoc
The flurries keep going
The snow keeps on snowing
And I’m trying to keep myself warm
Ice on the windows
Draft in the air
Can anybody see me
Is anyone there
If I drown in the bath
Don’t send a life raft
I’m just trying to keep myself warm"
Let me just be very clear as the,"Incoming chairman Senate
Budget Committee
Incoming chairman Senate
Budget Committee
Incoming chairman Senate
Budget Committee
Incoming chairman Senate
Budget Committee
I remember what happened in 2010 The
Democrats controlled the Senate
controlled the White
House controlled the House
Remember that They
had the power Democrats
Democrats governed White
House Democrats
governed White
House They
did not deliberate for the American
so what we have got to do right
now no ifs buts or neighbors is have
an aggressive agenda that says we understand we
have to act and act now They
had the power as the Democrats
Incoming chairman Senate
Budget Committee
Incoming chairman Senate
Budget Committee
Incoming chairman Senate
Budget Committee
Incoming chairman Senate
Budget Committee
People can't pay their medical bills People
are going deeper into debt People
are facing addiction Millions
of people have lost their job We
know you're in pain We
have to act and act out We
have got to be bold They
had the power Mr
Democrats incoming chairman Senate
Budget Committee
Incoming chairman Senate
Budget Committee
Incoming chairman Senate
Budget Committee
Incoming chairman Senate
Budget Committee
Incoming chairman Senate
Budget Committee
Incoming chairman Senate
budget Budget
commitment Incoming
tram is budget commitment Incoming
trip"
When it seems for sure that nobody knows,"In the land of the bailout
The curious man is king, oh
Shuster likes to Twitter with the best of them
Putting the screws to the guests when they wrestle him
He’s the host of a show called 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Sixteen! (Sixteen!)
Hundred! (Hundred!)
Pennsyl (Pennsylvania Avenue!)
Pennsylvania Avenue!
David Shuster calls out all the hypocrites
When they get all pithy throwing hissy fits
Karl Rove is such an easy target!
The man is just asking for it!
But Shuster’s not afraid to have a little fun
As evidence I’m sitting here singing you this song
Shuster’s probably laughing
And then he’s gonna Twitter it from the set of…
Sixteen! (Sixteen!)
Hundred! (Hundred!)
Pennsyl (Pennsylvania Avenue!)
Pennsylvania Avenue on MSNBC!"
If it’s all about money,"If it’s just about money
Then you know you can’t mess with me
Don’t you know honey
You’re never gonna make it if
Money is all you see
Flip flop skip and hop
You know I don’t mess with that
Punks apes who the fuck cares
Be cool like a cool cat
If it’s all about money
If it’s just about money
You know you can’t fuck with me
Don’t you know honey
You’re never gonna make it if
Money is all you see
Take your lumps
Every couple of months
You all start in with this
You sound so dumb
Two rival clubs
Enough of this bullshit"
You got this model how the world works,"All men are lying jerks that will forsake you
You hold this truth to be self evident
But it is not. It just negates you.
You got some bad theories
Bad theories
Bad theories, oh
You watch your parents and you're learning from them
At first you pretend and then you've absorbed it
You think that they are the way that it is
But there's infinity ways to go for it
Human beings are pattern machines
But patterns shift and change
Look again with eyes that see
The vulnerable and strange
One day you can be so sure
That nothing ever moves
And the next the world opens up
And you're poised to disprove"
Don’t let it get you down,"In the space that you surround
Your heart beat might be the only sound
But don’t let it get you don’t
Everything you got’s finite
And you’ve got it wrapped up tight
Your close to letting go but not quite
Everything you got’s finite
We’re told stories when we’re young
Live in the moment before it’s gone
Life is punishment and fun
Is never in the cards
I never knew what to believe
So many words flying at me
It brought me down to my knees
Before I stood up and called
Don’t let it bring you down
When there’s no end to what you can’t figure out
You’ll never get all the answers now
Don’t let it bring you down
When you feel like you got nothing left
That’s when you never know what you’ll get
Could be orderly or a mess
When you feel like you got nothing left
When you’ve been filled up to the top
It’s ok if you want to stop
Hide away and belly flop
Down into your hole
When you’re ready to emerge
You’ll find that all the mystic words
Suddenly fall into the dirt
And won’t affect your soul
Don’t let it get you down
In the space that you surround
Your heart beat might be the only sound
But don’t let it get you don’t"
This is a set up,"For the rest of your life
Don’t get it wrong
This is the way you
Can turn on the light
Let in the sun
I’m not interested
In all those things you did
I don’t care who you were yesterday
I’m just trying to see
If you can ever be
the person you’ve been all along anyway
This is a moment
Just like any other
Try not to let it last
All you have
Is how you turn the corner
Just don’t take it too fast
This is a set up
For everything you’ve got
Now just leave it all behind
Nobody’s waiting
It’s time your wasting
trying to make up your mind"
Long day so tired,"Running errands all the while
Got to go to bed now because it's time to sleep now
Long long day
Long day of errands all the way
Good night
Good night
Good night
Night night
Good night
Good night
Good night
Night night
Good night
Good night
Good night night
Good night
Good night"
I think I’ll write another song,"It’s been a long, long day of writing songs
I think I’ll write another song
It’s been a long, long day of writing songs
I think I’ll write another song
It’s been a long, long day of writing songs
I think I’ll write another song"
Sometimes night sometimes mean Everybody,"do the quarantine Some
people like pink Some
people like green Everybody
do the quarantine I was first No
I was first I was first No
I was first I liked first Okay
fine I was first No
not this time Okay
fine Hello
Smiley face Oh
oh Hello
smiley face He
saw you in Boston
Now we're in Israel
Happy Corona
Singalong Let
me ask you a question What
do you think I was second Oh
oh oh oh oh Hey
you're strive lean he he he Sometimes
we livestre dream in the middle of a
quarantine I like vegetables a lot Don't
be nice don't be mean Just
be kind to each other in the quarantine
Everybody loves to say something Everybody
here in the quarantine My
dad used to rode it for meatloaf they
called him hamburger Helper
Yeah Pencils
hove the creep Hey
babe Hello
from Atlanta
J man Hope
you and the fam are well Hey
bab What
better time to livestream than here during a
quarantine You
can tell me things in a makeup song
and if you like you can sing along
It goes ooh ooh ooh ooh it goes
ooh ooh ooh ooh it goes ooh ooh
ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Stop the coronavirus Stop
it any way you can We're
all going nuts here stuck inside Stop
the coronavirus Oh
someone's gotta have a plan to make this
thing go bye bye Go4pro
in Coco
co a rona Go4pro
in Coco
co Corona
This is for my dad I love you
Dad I played gry This
is for my dad I love you Dad
I played gry Coco
Roll Go
for pro Coco
Roll go for pro Can
you imagine a bunch of dudes sitting in
a house playing video games They'd
all be dead right now because of the
virus I'm
not go sing that about Lindsay
Lohan No
I'm not gonna sing that No
no no Category
says Mario
World But
we're singing about the end of the world
Category says Mario
World But
we're singing about the end of the world
Category says Mario
World But
we're singing about the end of the world
I love you Galat
emotes She's
next to me listening to you I love
you Galat
emotes She
sits in here Listen
to me to you Oh
am I pronouncing that even remotely correctly Category
says Mario
World But
we're singing about the end of the world
On Twitch
and You
Tube and Facebook
and Twitter
It's supposedly Linked
In too but it doesn't seem to be
working My
eyes My
eye eyes are Die
if My
eye eyes are Die
if My
eye eyes are di If
O you are the best Mr
Man My
eyes are I die if Ooh
Ha ha I love you Galakamotes
collapse Moats
motes Oh
man I'd
like to take requests but I don't remember
any of my songs I have no idea
how any of them go So
I'd like to take requests alone in my
apartment drinking beers Old
But I don't know how any of my
song go Oh
The category says Mario
world We're
singing about the end of the world The
category says Mario
world but we're singing about the end of
the world I always get in trouble when
I go up into my falsetto because it
just does not sound good It
sounds good to me but then I listen
back to it and it sounds horrible No
now I can't take requests I can't take
requests I can't take requests But
the good news is that this will be
my song of the day Killing
two birds with one stone With
one stone 1 2 3 My
eyes on me music Uh
oh 1 2 3 Old
go for pro anthem You
are the best Mr
Man The
category says Mario
world but we're singing about the end of
the world Yeet
yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet More
beers less corona What
a paradox In
times like these I'm
happy to be part of song of day
history Hi
Saniya Hi
Saniya Hopeyou're
doing well How
did the master of ceremonies introduced to Rowan
Eon film festival Oh
I don't get that reference I don't get
that reference In
times like these I'm
happy to be part of song a day
history And
times like these I'm
happy to be part of song of day
history Part
of the so habitably part of song of
day history Times
like these unfit to be part of song
a day Okay
I think that's the end for today That's
the end of for today I'll
be back tomorrow sometime between one and three
every day I think as long as we're
As long as we're cooped up"
In retrospect,"Myspace was kind of the best
We had
Music and all of the customizable things
It was a different time
I don’t want a clone
Of twitter to become my home
Again
I want to embrace the chaos
Of the internet and of living
Through this life
Top 8 and a music player
HTML and CSS
Maybe some decentralized identifiers
And a place to show off nfts"
Eat an orange for breakfast! ,"Eat an orange for breakfast! 
Eat an orange for breakfast! 
Eat an orange for breakfast! 
Why don't you eat an orange before breakfast? 
Why don't you eat an orange for breakfast?"
Open slash,"System slash
Library slash
Image
Slash capture slash
Devices slash
virituallscanner.app
Slash contents slash
Resources slash
Simple doc dot PDF
The bitcoin white paper has been embedded
In macOS
Since 2018 and who put it there
Is anybody’s guess
Apparently someone internally
Really likes crypto
But in future versions of macOS
Expect it to go
Away"
There was a fish named Paul,"and he was very small and he forgot
everything that he saw but he wanted to
remember to keep his mind limber so he
started taking pictures of wonderful things He
saw an octopus break dancing he saw an
old ghost ship with dead pirates he saw
a shark bite through a concrete slab he
saw a woman in an oyster with a
smile on her face oh Paul
the photographer fish I said Paul
the photographer fish Paul
saw a jelly fish on the telly that
looked so funny he was curious so he
camera in Finn
he did swim to where the jellyfish bloom
was in full swing Music
played from an old cock shell Everybody
moved and danced so well Paul
took pictures of everything so no matter what
he'd remember it oh Paul
the photographer fish that str the photographer fish
Paul heard tales from dolphins and whales of
creatures that lived upon dry land so he
swam to the shore and from the ocean
floor he saw strange animals doing weird things
he saw two small ones building with sand
Two bigger ones throwing some kind of ball
One small one came right up to Paul
he smiled and Paul
took his picture and swam away Paul
the photographer fish I said whoa The
photographer fish"
First I chewed on a little toy,"Then I chased a little boy
Then I fell asleep
Til she came in to sweep
And I woke up and ate some food
I could tell she was in a sad mood
I couldn’t smell him at all
She half-heartedly tossed the ball
I brought it back
And she started to cry
I nuzzled her neck, and licked her eyes
She rubbed me behind my ears
I just kept on licking her tears
We fell asleep and dreamed of when
We went to the beach and they tossed me in
I was scared but it was fun
I wouldn’t trade places with anyone
La dun dun da
La dun dun do
La dun dun da
La dun dun do
In the dark, she talked to me
She said
“Things are changing and there’s got to be
Some place for the three of us
He’s not coming back
It’s time to just
Move on”"
They call it Super Tuesday,"But there's nothing super about it
It's the result of a broken system
That everybody knows is broken
But no matter how loud we shout
Or mock, or point, or pout
Nobody will ever step up
And that is frustrating
Super Tuesday
You're a reminder
That the people have no power
Super Tuesday
I want to crush you
Your countenance is sour
24 hour-news
They live for Super Tuesday
Forget everything important
Let's focus on this horse race
You can gamble your life's savings
Take a drink for every delegate
Super Tuesday is a shotgun
To the nation’s face, so delicate
Super Tuesday
You're a reminder
That the people have no power
Super Tuesday
I want to crunch you
Your countenance is sour
Super Tuesday
Please go away
Let’s just have a popular vote
None of this delegates crap
I don’t like you
And you don’t like me
So let’s just end this once and for all
With a fistfight out in the street
Like real Americans
Ok?
Yeah
Well…
They call it Super Tuesday
I call it a clusterfuck
It's Santorum all over these Unites States
Right up the country's butt
But I don't mean to be so crass
This is just the way I see it
If we've got to start from scratch
Well then I say “so be it”
Super Tuesday
You're a reminder
That the people have no power
Super Tuesday
I want to crush you
Your countenance is so sour
Super Tuesday"
Grab your cape and grab your wand,"Pretend you’re from Nicon
You’re awesome
We’re going to Wondercon, we’re going to Wondercon
You were born this way
You were born to nerd
This is your field day
You will nerd out undeterred
You’re a strange bird
You’re going to Wondercon, you’re going to Wondercon
We are going, we are going there
Going to Wondercon
Nerds of every shape and size
Nerds of every stripe and kind
They’re all here
Letting it all hang out
Now it’s cool to be a nerd
But not in the way that we are
They still think that we’re absurd
They still think that we’re bizarre
They’re right
We’re going to Wondercon, we’re going to Wondercon
We’re going to Wondercon, we’re going to Wondercon"
My brain spits out cortisol It's,"deprived of dopamine Haywire
ball of sharp width drawl Less
neurons firing Adrenal
glands put down demands My
nerves can barely take My
heart slows down and chest pain billion earthquakes
Kickstarting the ventral segmental area and nucleus accumbens
That cortisol is all that's left a tall
glass of regret this mess And
that's why i feel sad And
that's why i feel sad Bacteria
in my gut goes nuts There's
poison in my blood a flood Of
stuff they haven't seen in years They
won't hear your voice again My
DNA rewrites and fights To
hang on to a light that's gone out
To see she's really gone now And
my body doesn't know how Kickstarting
the ventral segmental area and nucleus accumbens That
cortisol is all that's left a tall glass
of regret this mess And
that's why i feel sad"
Fuzzy brain,"Driving me up the wall
Fuzz makes me want to crawl into a hole
Fuzzy brain
Fuzzy brain
Fuzzy brain
Fuzzy brain
Fuzzy brain
Fuzzy brain
Fuzzy brain
Fuzzy brain
Fuzzy br
Fuzzy brain
I don't wanna say now
I don't wanna say forever
I don't wanna together
Fuzzy brave fuzzy brave fuzzy brain
Fuzzy brain
Fuzzy fuzzy fuzzy fuzzy brain
Brain brain
Fuzzy fuzzy fuzzy fuzzy brain br
Fuzzy brain
Brain brain
Fuzzy brain
Fuzzy brain
I'm just an ant with a fuzzy brain
Walking along this planet
I'm a fuzzy brained avatar in someone el
I'm a fuzzy brain and
I don't even know what that means
Fuzzy fuzzy fuzzy fuzzy fuzzy brain
Fuzzy fuzzy fuzzy fuzzy fuzzy brain
Fuzzy fuzzy fuzzy fuzzy fuzzy brain"
Guess what,"They wore masks
I
I think they work
Guess what
They wore masks
I
I think they work
Look anecdotally
I was in the epicenter
I went to my grocery store every week
Nobody at my grocery store thank
God got coronavirus
Guess what
They wore
Masks
Uh
I think they worked
Guess what they wore masks
Uh
I think they worked
Baseball concerts
NFL football
Sports
Wear the mask
Wear the mask
Wear the ma
Protect
Grandma
Wear the mask
Wear the mask
Wear the mask
Protect
Grandpa
Guess what
They wore masks
I think they work
Guess what
They wore masks
I think they work
Guess what
They wore masks
I
I think they work
Guess what
They wore masks
I
I think they work
I think they work
I think they work"
"Fire engine, fire engine, wheel wheel, wheel wheel,","fire engine, fire engine, wheel wheel, wheel wheel.
Pumpkin in the fire engine, pumpkin in the
fire engine, Wee-oo,
wee-oo, wee-oo, wee-oo, wee-oo Kira
in the fire engine Kira
in the fire engine With
a basket on her head With
a basket on her head Kira
come over here With
a basket on her head Gotta
show the camera With
a basket on her head Kira
come close Kira
come close Fire
engine Fire
engine Kira
in the fire engine Kira
in the fire engine With
a basket on her head With
a basket on her head With
a basket on her head Put
the basket on her head. Fire
engine. Bring
that fire engine over. Fire
engine. Don't
forget the basket. Fire
engine. Fire
engine. Kira
in the fire engine. Fire
engine. Kira
in the fire engine. Tiki
in the fire engine. Pumpkin
in the fire engine. Justin
in the fire engine. Mimi,
Poppy, Ivory
in the fire engine. Fire
engine. Kira
with the basket on her head, head, head.
Kira with the basket on her head. Kira
with the basket on her head."
It’s good to take breaks It’s,"good to have fun Oh
you can be sure There’ll
always be more Work
to be done But
life ain’t a game That
needs to be won Your
hustle and grind It
starts to remind Me
of a puritan (protestant) Worshipping
work Demand
blood sacrifice Leaving
death in the dust Like
Sisyphus Now
you'll pay the price Don't
forget to live even if you’re scared That
the life you dream of will suddenly just
disappear When
you strip away all the money All
your wild ambition oh honey Underneath
it all, you're still you It’s
good to take naps It’s
good to see friends It’s
good to daydream Read
Shel Silverstein
Where The
Sidewalk Ends
(and grow a beard) Go
for a walk See
the stars up above It’s
good to slow down To
fool around Hug
the ones that you love Don’t
work so hard Don’t
work yourself dead It’s
the biggest regret Dying
people said On
their dying beds (It's true!) (Thank you legend)
Most of these days I get caught in
my mind Breaks
are some shit I could use, realized it
I been wondering if I need some time
Been thinking of new ways to use up
the schedule Chasing
some numbers and rankings Work
till the bone got me nothing The
shit that I needed came to me when
I let all of it go Talked
to my mom and stayed patient And
I know on the high road Is
not somewhere that I need to be And
somewhere and some how I just need to
breathe Woah
(It's Louie,
baby) Run
to the clock punch in the spot hate
every day that I come to this job
Like why am I here it bring me
no cheer I'm
living in fear like like the government wants
Getting worked up to get talked down On
my work lunch in my car now It's
that first pump when I bought down Now
I don’t give a fuck about what the
boss says Didn’t
HODL so you poor now Bunch
of bozos yeah you all clowns Flippin'
profiles from the work lounge And
I don’t give a fuck about what the
boss says Good
morning good morning the normies asleep Stable
ain’t safe not even for sheep I’m
doing me despite all the fakers Hold
my NFT
or you’re not gonna make it (It's Louie,
baby) My
notifications are blowing up I take a look
at my follower numbers and that shit keep
going up I write a thread and it’s
going viral That’s
why they’re all throwing up Subscribe
to my Substack
I know you love that Tell
me I’m
good enough I’ll
share a pic of my Porsche
I might deliver a course NFT
sweeping the floor My
throat is feeling so sore On
twitter space giving a talk Personal…
brands Not
lookings for friends, I want fans I don’t
need sleep, I got plans I don’t need
love, I got hands… what The
rest is part the work And
the work is nothing without rest (yeah!) The
hustle and bustle can hurt ya The
grind it can cause you to stress (yeah!)
I know you wanna come in first I
know you wanna be the best (yeah!) Too
much energy you exert I need you to
learn to do less, yes With
less of the lessons I pardoned my best
With the best in the back I got
gold in my chest Need
to rest or invest 85 hours on beaches
with beds So
I can sleep through the waves in my
head I think I'm
distressed need a breath (ahh) That’s
feeling bet...ter I'm
writing letters To
my future self, a reminder that it can
always be better so It’s
good to run fast It’s
good to walk slow It’s
good to soft shoe In
the morning when you Have
nowhere to go It’s
good to touch grass It’s
good to skip stones It’s
good to name clouds That
remind you of pals That
have gone They’re
just over that hill They’re
beaming and proud They’re
cheering you on Hear
their applause As
the rains coming down"
Pulled off on the side of the road and,"I'm driving
But
I pulled off on the side of the road and
I'm driving
I got no time to write a song
I'm just driving
Pulled off down the side of the road and
I'm driving yeah
Blinker
I pulled off on the side of the road and
I'm driving
I don't have a lot of time to write a song
But
I'll write one anyway
Just gonna make it up as
I go along like this mom so tired
But
I gotta keep driving we spent all day packing packing
Spent all day packing packing
Spent all packing packing now we're driving now we're driving oh yeah"
The future,"The future
Hello Hello
Is there anybody there?
It seems I’m all alone again
Does anybody care?
The planet’s empty
I see no signs of life
Please don’t tell me that the human
Race did not survive
There are no people in the future
There are no people
There are no people in the future
No people at all
There are no people in the future
I wonder where my people went
There are no people in the future
Let me try my people call
Oooooooh
Where are all my people?
Ooooooh
Where are all my people?
Look left
Look right
Endless spaces open wide
All I see are galaxies
Surrounding me with dying light
I am so lonely
I need some company
It’s been a billion years
Or more since someone touched me
There are no people in the future
There are no people
There are no people in the future
No people at all
There are no people in the future
Please tell me where my people went
There are no people in the future
I guess I’ll try my people call
Ooooh
Where are all my people?
Ooooh
Where are all my people?
I guess I’ll fly away now
Away now
Away now
Ah oooooh
My face, my arms
I can’t tell if I exist
I the sky the rock
Or tree falling in the forest
I had a friend once
At least I think I did
I almost can’t remember
Exactly what a friend is
There are no people in the future
There are no people
There are no people in the future
No people at all
There are no people in the future
Please tell me where my people went
There are no people in the future
I guess I’ll try my people call
Ooooh
Where are all my people?
Ooooh
Where are all my people?
Let me try my people call
Ah oooh
Where are all my people?
Ah oooo
Where are all my people?
I guess I’ll fly away now"
In the rundown streets of Baltimore,"man's howls at the moon
He stands on the threshold
of the Horse You Came In On Saloon
Wearing someone else's clothes
patch of black bristles under his nose
He is a broken ghost a husk that will float away
Into the dark
Which all of his dreams grabbed hold of
And he'll rein
With all of his old loves
With all of his old loves
He was a troubled and dark original
He was the first of his kind
He used words to make money
Which was unheard of in his time
By millions loved and known
But he was penniless and alone
There wasn't enough work for a man like him
And into the dark
Where the pendulum just kept swinging
He disembarked
As all of the angels singing
All the women that you loved
So completely
They'll all come back to you now
Kiss you sweetly
Every nightmare that you've had
Will fade away like fog on glass
And we're sorry that you went through that
But you are finally home"
The Krayt dragon ate the Sarlacc,"The Tusken raiders are pretty pissed
The townsfolk are losing livestock
It’s gonna take teamwork to handle this
Necessity means
Mending fences
If we’re gonna survive
Straight into
The belly of the beast
To blow it up sky high
The Krayt dragon can be beaten
Just like tyrants everywhere
Poison acid to divide us
Lashing out from within it’s lair
The Krayt dragon holds the future
Deep within it’s gaping maw
To unleash the light and fury
Most beautiful thing you ever saw"
You may think that I’m just a normal cat,"With normal cat-like powers
You may think that I lie in the sun
And wile away the hours
But I am queen of this domain
And you had better obey my rule
I may chase after little red lights
But I’m nobody’s fool
So the lid stays closed
So the lid stays closed
You may think that you own this joint
That shows how little you know
So the lid stays closed
Oh the lid stays clo-o-o-sed
When I was young
I didn't know anything
I didn’t know how to get my way
Now I’m old
To take what I want
No matter what you say
And there are certain things around this house
I simply just can’t stand
An open lid is one of them
You big 'ol, silly man
Sitting pretty on my perch
I survey my vast terrain
I roar so loud that you would think
That I had a lions mane
And everything I see is mine
You use it by my grace
Do what I say and do it now
Or I'll pounce right on your face"
He’s the little green frog with the pilots cap,"He safe guards your freedom to transact
Don’t mistake that grin for weakness
He’s censorship resistant, he means business
SGT, SGT PEPE
Protecting people all day
He’s got non-fungibles to trade
He flies around spreading good vibes
Beacon of hope, middle of dark times
Every single day he’s up to just one thing
To seize the memes of production
The memes of production
Belong to us all
SGT Pepe don’t care
How big or how small
If you’ve got a burning
Feeling inside"
glass of kung fu girl wine and an,"ice cream wok Honey
bunches of oats long sister talk Getting
her nails done Watching
Abby dance Jack's
hockey game Sleeping
late when she gets a chance that's Sarah
yeah that's Sarah
she doesn't like working all those late late
nights of getting up really early at the
first when there's no half and half when
the mudroom is messy when it's snowy and
cold and she forgets her coffee that's Sarah
yeah that's Sarah
and Abby
and Jack
and Dan
and Lizzy
and Leah
and Anna
they all love her so much they know
she loves to organize stuff and her and
Dan just laugh no matter what is going
on she's beautiful inside and out and this
is her song this is Sarah's
song Her
pillow and her comforter and going to the
beach Chestnut
Ridge pool where a tan was within reach
Target and ThredUp
and Beach
J's binge watching with Dan
a new series that's Sarah
oh yeah that's Sarah
rubbing Rocco's
neck and reading a Kindle
she doesn't like crispy asparagus off of the
grill she loves a good concert and being
with her family Talking
smack about the Chestnut
Ridge board of trustees that's Sarah
oh yeah that's Sarah
and Allie
and Jack
and Dan
and Lizzie
and Leah
and Anna
they all love her so much they know
she loves to organize stuff and her and
Dan just laugh no matter what is going
on she's beautiful inside and out and this
is her song this is Sarah
song"
Well I’m just a little baby,"Little baby, little baby
I’m just a little baby hippo, oh oh
Like swimming like dancing
Like swimming like dancing
Likes to swim and dance
Swim and dance
I’m just a little baby hippo
And I like to swim and dance
My mama pushes on me from above me
That’s just because she love me
I looped up and down
I looped up and down
I looped up and down
All around
Looped and looped
And ooh da oop
I whooped and whooped
And ooh ah ah
Well I’m just a little baby
Little baby, little baby
I’m just a little baby hippo, oh oh
Well I’m just a little baby
Little baby, little baby
I’m just a little baby hippo, oh oh"
... It,"sounds kind of weird It
sounds kind of weird It
sounds kind of weird You
can try What
do you think?"
Reach for the sky,"I’m taking all your money
Reach for the stars
You can do it honey
Put your nose
To the grindstone
And sail away
Every single song
Has already been written
And sung to heaven’s angels
Ad infinitum
rose by any other name
Would still be cliche"
Deep in the bowels of Hogwarts,"ticking time bomb awaits
And when the conditions are just right
There will be no escape
Hogwarts blowing up
Hogwarts explodes
Jump out of your room
On to a broom
Boom boom boom it goes
Boom boom boom it goes
Who put the bomb in the secret chamber
What purpose does it serve
None of that will matter when
The reckoning occurs
You know the hour is getting late
time turner you don’t got
Dumbledores gone
You’re on your own
Put your robe on grab your wand
Hogwarts blowing up
Hogwarts explodes
Jump out of your room
On to a broom
Boom boom boom it goes
Boom boom boom it goes"
I learned a lot from Zach,"AC Slater showed me how to be tough
And Screech always made me laugh
It’s been a while since I’ve seen the gang
And I don’t know that I’d still feel the same
We were young then
We were out of control
But boy I’d love to hear that bell toll
I wanna be Saved by the Bell again
Like it was 1991
Saved by the Bell again on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon
When Jessie got addicted to caffeine pills
I could relate to that
And I miss Mr. Belding
He always meant well
And I miss Lisa’s hats
I guess we’ve all moved on now
We’ve got different lives
New projects and sex tapes and babies and wives
But I want a reunion so I’m singing this song
If you want one too just sing along!
If you want to be Saved by the Bell again
Like it was 1991
Saved by the Bell again on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon
Saved by the Bell again
Like it was 1991
Saved by the Bell again on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon
Oh, Saved by the Bell"
There's a fire in the sky,"It's a tower made of clouds
And it's power rings out over creation
Meanwhile on the ground
Waves of frozen sound
Break upon the backs of stale frustration
And the citizens wake up at the sensation
And rub their eyes
No melody or words
Could have cut quite like the sword
Swung by the hand of evolution
To live and grow and die
Without ever knowing why
Knowing how to ask but finding no solution
Finally calling it divine retribution
Cut the cords
We're not abandoned
We are abandoning
Before we learned to talk
We had to learn to sing
Without a plan
We can't demand a thing
We can't demand a thing
W was on my way to school
W saw her cross the street
And her power sent out waves upon the pavement
I pulled over then and there
Cause I had to catch my breath
And stare in this delicate amazement
I felt utterly exposed, stripped naked
To the bone
When she came up to the car
And asked, ""Do you know where we are?""
I couldn't tell if she was serious or joking
I tried to say “yes”
And “planet earth, I guess”
But the sounds out of my mouth were more like choking
In the distance some peeper frogs were croaking
To the moon
We were married
It was the first of May
And I carried her and she carried me
The entire way
It was scary
But it was
The best day of my life
In my house there is a room
And in that room there is a drawer
And in that drawer is a list of all my worries
It's an illustrated list
With notes an annotations
And entries like nature's wrath and fury
And brain aneurysms from being in a hurry
I eat too fast
Sometimes I go to sleep
Thinking I'll never wake
Is it only in my mind these thoughts are turning?
Or do I die every night
To be revived by the light
Of the tower in the clouds softly burning
And the pitter patter of the rain finally returning
As it hits the glass
Out the window
The sky is overcast
If I could fly I'd follow birds
On their lonely paths
But I swallow all my pills
And I am fading fast
Close my eyes
I find the space between
Wakefulness and sleep
Is the very best time for free association
And most of my ideas
The ones I throw away and keep
Come in the shower between exfoliations
Not on the mountain top in mediation
No not at all
Jesus said that money
And religion didn't mix
And so they built corporate mega-churches
Jesus said that being poor
Was the only way to live
And so we arrest the homeless like they're walking curses
We cast them out as if there were nothing worse
Than being poor
There's no space there
For interpretation
It's an amazing case of blind
Manifestation
No lonely history
Celebration
Defies explanation"
I’m taking my,"Manufacturing council
And I’m going home
Actually
They disbanded
And left you all alone
And you’re bananas
Your body is in pain
All the fast food you eat
Is driving you insane
Pink walls
Fake soothsayers
An alternate universe
Alien
Aquarium
Wearing steve Buscemi shirts"
There’s a pack of pawing kittens,"Meowing in your mind
They’re always asking questions
They keep you up at night
They’re asking you for favors
They remind you of mistakes
You made when you were younger
And ones you made today
Oh kitty kittens
Have some milk
Every living thing
Has free will
Oh kitty kittens
You don’t need
To beat me up
You can leave it up to me
There’s a pack of pawing kittens
Some exploding too
Meow meow echoing
Breaking all the rules
They’re plotting and scheming
Inside my gut
They’re cooking up a recipe
To drive me nuts"
Here's my street,"Bodega right here
Bar right here
Go in and have a beer
7 minute walk to the bedford L
7 minutes to Lorimer
Faster than a gazelle
10 minute walk to the Marcy J/M/Z
And 8 minutes to the Metropolitan G		
Come live with me
I need a roommate
Come live with me
This place is awesome
Come live with me
Let's see if we get along
Come live with me
I'll probably write a song about it
Here is the lobby
Here are the stairs
Lots of little details
If you're the kind who cares
Walk in the door
It's a long hallway
Exposed brick, what?
Not sure why that's a thing
Here's the living room
And a big TV
xbox wii u and ps3
I got some prints I that I haven't yet framed
I got some games that I haven't yet gamed
I'd like to put a dining table right here
I've got a pretty clear vision for this space, pretty clear
Bring some ideas on how to decorate
Or don't that's cool I'm good either way
Here is the room
It's 11 by 9
It's got this closet
And it's bigger than mine
The two bedrooms are at opposite ends
Maximum privacy for alone time with friends
The bathroom, the kitchen, this place is the best
Come look at it and you will be impressed"
Somewhere in the wilderness,"They take each other’s hands
Beneath the pine and poplar trees
Knees too weak to stand
The wind is getting colder
The night is getting dark
The inside and the outside
Contrast so stark
The world keeps shifting
Every beat is missing
Every step along the way
The night keeps creeping
But nobody is sleeping
Everybody’s so awake
And the fire in the sky
Reflects another world
Buried and kept hidden
The nuts before the squirrel
Medicine’s expensive
And the clothes are wearing thin
But they don’t need anything
Where they are going"
To stop the sun from being hot. I,"have small dick energy. The
global matrix bought this bomb I have small
dick energy. Please
bring me pizza. Thank
you. Strange
I have small dick energy. I'm
not actually mad at it but I have
small dick energy. Make
sure that these boxes are not recycled. Not
recycled? These
greenhouse gases Dead
dinosaurs. Strange
but now I sitting somewhere without anymore A
little hatch A
little hate filled face. I have small dick
energy to stop the sun from beam I
have small dick energy. The
global matrix I have small d Please
bring me p up. Thank
you. I have small dick energy. I'm
not actually mad but I have small dick
energy. My
very extensive car collection to try and convince
you I'm
not actually mad at gr I have small
dick energy. But
now I poverty little hate but now I
my poverty smoldic energy. I have smoldic energy.
The global matrix called this golf I have
smolden Please
bring me pizza. Thank
you. Strange
I have smolden I'm
not actually mad but I have smoldic energy
to stop this al I have smoldic energy.
The global matrix of this box I have
small acre I have small I have small
dick energy."
Nap nap nap,"I feel like crap
I gotta take a nap
In my bed in my bed
Nap nap nap
Energy is sapped
I gotta take a nap
In my bed in my bed"
King Of Lame,"Keeper Of Letdowns
Knower Of Little
Kingdom Of Loudmouths
Come save me before I drown
In this K O HELL
We deserve to go to zero
In this K O HELL
Kaiser of losses
Killer of learning
Known oafish leech
Keyboard Obsessed Loser
Keyboard Obsessed Loser
Keeper Of Laziness
Known Office Leech
Kindness Optional Leader
Knowledgeably Operating Lost
Knowingly Overrating Life"
Everything was quiet,"Over at Coco Headquarters
There’s a guy down the hall
Wonder what he’s doing
Speed things up a bit
There’s a woman on a pink cellphone
Oh that guy’s got a mask of
Rupesh Nadeah
There’s a guy in a yellow shirt
There’s a guy in a sweatshirt
There’s a guy in a blue sweatshirt
He’s got an umbrella
There’s a guy in a white shirt
And the yellow shirt is gone
First sweatshirt is mailing Netflix
Not the party’s on
Coco Taco Party
Coco Taco Party
Coco Taco Party
Taco Taco Coco Party
Coco Taco Party
Coco Taco Party
Coco Taco Party
Taco Taco Coco Party
Some people want to dance
With a dancing taco
Some people just want to
Go about their business
But taco keeps on dancing
I like his cowboy boots
He dances down the hall
This woman got tacos for lunch
Twitter calls for running man
Twitter calls for break dance
Twitter calls for stink leg
This taco can dance ‘em all
Dance ‘em all
Coco Taco Party
Coco Taco Party
Coco Taco Party
(It’s a party)
Taco Taco Coco Party
Coco Taco Party
(Ooooh)
Coco Taco Party
(Sing along now)
Coco Taco Party
Taco Taco Coco Party
Coco Taco Party
Coco Taco Party
Coco Taco Party
Taco Taco Coco Party
Coco Taco Party
Coco Taco Party
Coco Taco Party
Taco Taco Coco Party"
It's a late night kind of song,"I'm not writing it, it's writing me
Late night
Late night kind of song
Door is open cold comes in
Weather’s been hot, too hot for me
It’s a late night
Late night kind of song
Run a little fever in your mind
Leave a little message behind
Dogs are sleeping, the city's a cat
Don't' be loud and wash your hands
It’s a late night
Late night kind of song
Strum your uke, dream of sleep
In a few minutes you'll be out light a light
It’s a late night
Late night kind of song
Run a little fever in your mind
Leave a little message behind
In the land of marbles, the prince is awake
As he jumps for joy, the pigs dance for him
It’s a late night
late night kind of song
The dragons are wiggling their tails in time
The wizard's reciting poetry that rhymes
And a late night
late night kind of song
So run a little fever
In your mind
Leave a little message
Oh, behind
It’s a late night
Late night
Kind of song"
Oh well it's 7am along the Potomac,"Hotel is sitting here ready to go It's
time to put the finishing touches on and
greet our co creators on this brand new
morning table Numbers
light up so that you can find your
seat Be
sure to get some coffee and something to
eat The
faculty are here and they got big plans
DJ Jamie's
gonna make us all dance Oh
experience design oh oh no more dividing line
At XDP
we put all of our minds together Lisa
K investigated Krispy
Kreme When
people realize that donuts are fried when asked
people say they want to eat healthy Turns
out that's not how they felt on the
inside Amazing
faculty zones 1 2 3 triangle stage and
great people to meet Conversations
that'll change your trajectory Escape
from the ordinary Don
Neil has got nine Ps
six Rs
and 30 ideas Real
ideas you can bring back home He's
the marketing maestro in the blues on let's
play games with Carl
Kopp O
Freedom to fail Never
stop o play Testing
inner kid Awaken
an epic adventure of gamification Turn
vendors into partners says David
Peckinpah Involve
them in the process at the beginning of
the doll we're all in this together we
out here co creatin'this zone is all about
sexy operatin O
O Experience
design oh oh no more dividing line at
XDP Put
all of our minds together Kite
Kite played air violin Playing
notes someone else had written for him the
fear of the red pen is real but
people will remember how you made them feel
Robots that elicit empathy Heather
Knight and Ginger
helped us to see robots can do more
than just clean for you breathing exercises And
they can really move too The
sun is now setting but we're not done
yet We
got connections and Joan
Jet oh experience design oh oh no more
dividing line At
XDP we put all of our minds together"
The Apple 2,"They mean to me what they mean to you
I used to sit at an Apple 2V
Playing King’s Specimen
I was so happy
My babysitter, she had a Mac
I could turn it on all by myself
Sound effects from Dark Castle
Ringing in my ears
We’re the fans of Apple
And our hearts are strong and true
Fans of Apple
And we always follow through
Though the company almost died in 1997
We were promised then, right by the speech
Jobs turned it up to 11
I had an iBook G3 then a Powerbook G4
When the G3 got stolen
Had a 15 inch titanium
Man that thing was golden
first gen iPod
Just 5 gigs
But back then that was so big
The first Airport
First wireless networking in my dorm
We’re the fans of Apple
And our hearts are strong and true
We’re the fans of Apple
And we always follow through
Though the company almost died in 1997
We were promised then, right by the speech
Jobs turned it up to 11
We’re the fans of Apple
And our hearts are strong and true
We’re the fans of Apple
And we always follow through"
my friend john boyd is on the show,"24 I got really excited when he came
onto the screen he plays a horny nerd
named ario and he's all calling in the
drones and all speaking military technobabble oh and
you know that's not easy to do and
make it sound convincing ooo but johnny boyd
he does it and does it through and
through and oh and you can see he's
gotta something special too"
Everything's a little bit broken,"Somebody left the door open
I walked in with a cheesecake
Looking for my latest beefcake evidence a little bit by stead
I looking for the first day that's gonna give me some pleas
I got out the tape measure and
I said hey yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I feel a little bit holy
Everybody saying oh
God save
Gonna go down to the station and
I'm gonna throw you in the ocean
In the ocean in the o
In the ocean
Yowie yowie yowie ocean in the ocean in the ocean
I'm gonna throw you in the ocean
Everything's a little bit stinky
I gonna pick my pinky
Don't you think it might be typo
Another little dip down in the bottom of the yosa
Take me down to the station"
The golden age of memes is gone,"But the memes we love still live on
Inside our hearts
Though the internet has changed
The spirit of the meme remains xx
Scumbag Steve and Neil deGrasse
Woman yelling at a cat
Bad luck Brian and Not sure if
Philosoraptor and Deal with it
Disaster girl and good guy greg
Ermahgerd and the mandala effect
One does not simply grumpy cat
Ancient aliens and overly attached
It feels like a dream
I was only 17
When someone showed me all your base are belong to us
Photogenic guy and the Harlem shake
Dat boi, pepe and Harambe
Hide the pain Harold, Y U no
This is fine I know that feel bro
Distracted boyfriend and kid success
Forever alone press f to pay respects
Do a barrel roll and FU
Loss me gusta suprised piakchu
Look of disapproval and you don’t say
Doge, me gusta and roll safe
Hello there, face palm Obama not bad
Shut up and take my money wojack"
The great eye that sees all,"The universe is a seesaw
Expand, contract
Heat death and then it all comes back
The great island in the clouds
One time it was somebody’s house
Wisdom? Well if you say so
Been empty since galleleio
Does anybody ever really destroy
The fact that they’re trying to avoid
From the time you’re a little boy
The great Einstein once said
Half the battle’s just getting out of bed
Staying in bed doesn’t have to be negative
But it’s all relative
The great eye that was judge
Sits alone and won’t budge
At the end of a long day
Listen to what the stars have to say"
Suddenly a picture in a frame and the,"sound of summer rain that falls to the
soft applause of the town that's sinking down
it's weary Olive
Suddenly a picture in my mind familiar breeze
begins to blow and this place I know
where the music goes right through you it
just goes go"
Facing the window,"One thing that I know
You can’t get to tired
Doing this dance
Falling in line
Taking my time
I thought I gave it away
But it came back to me
It came back to me
I know my place is limited
By the time space continuum
And I have lots of habits that i hate
And i’ll probably continue them
For all time"
I think we can all agree,"Elon isn't serious
And it's time to move on
I offered a real date
Dana
White offered to make this a legit competition for charity
Elon won't confirm a day
Then he says he needs surgery
Now he has to do a practice round in my backyard instead
If
Elon never gets serious
Curious about a real date
An official event
He knows how to reach me
Otherwise
It's time to move on
To move on
It's time to move on
Move move on
It's time to move
Move on
Move move move move on
It's time to move on
Move move move on
It'"
10000 punks released into the world Boys,"and girls and Everybody
in between 10000 punks Lacto
generated the muscle men that I played with
It's a crypto fever dream what does it
mean They're
the crypto punks no two are the same
but they're the crypto punks Living
on the Ethereum
blockchain They're
the crypto punks and they'll never change the
crypto puns Living
on the Ethereum
blockchain Living
on Ethereum
blockchain Living
on the Ethereum
blockchain Living
ethereal nothing Ethereal
monthly yeah crypto pumps no 2 are the
same when they're the crypto punks Living
on the Ethereum
blockchain They're
the crypto punks and they'll never trade Crypto
punks Living
on the Ethereum
blockchain Living
on the Ethereum
blockchain Living
on Ethereum
blockchain Living
on Ethereum
blockchain Ethereum
blockchain Punk
punk"
This is how you made me feel youl,"son of a wig This
is how you make me feel you told
Lydia And
I'll never forgive you for the things that
you've done and I'll
never forgive you for the things you're gonna
do before you through with us with us
this is how you make me feel you
monster of darkness and this is how you
make me feel and I'm
not a lightning I'll
never forgive you for the things that you
threatened me with I'll
never forgive you with the things that you
never gonna give you're never gonna give anything
back no no you're never gonna give any
this is how you make me feel I
hate you so so much I've
got nothing left to say I got eight
days and I'm
not in the touch I'm
gonna go with it's going my way I'm
gonna go go go go go go go
man ya got nothing to offer nothing to
offer me You
got nothing to offer me"
It’s my birthday,"(What are you doing?)
I’m in captivity
(How are you feeling)
It think it’s despair
(Oh no that’s not good)
Life is not fair
(Nobody said it was)
(So what you gonna do)
Gonna write another song
(What it’s gonna be)
Here then gone
(How’s it gonna go)
Just like this
(I’ve heard it befo)
It’s INXS
Oh oh, it’s my birthday
Oh oh, it’s my birthday
Oh oh, it’s my birthday
In quarantine my birthday
I’m turning 38
(Oh shit that’s very old)
And I cannot escape
(How are you feeling)
I think it’s despair
(Oh no that’s not great)
I’m ok I swear
(That’s reassuring)"
Update your operating system,"Purge the bad memory
Find the extensions you’re missing
Get back to assembly
Hold all the data hostage
Til the path has been cleared
Cuz you still have the advantage
In the circuits of your beard
Cuz I am broken
And so are you
Don’t you worry
We’ll fix it in version 2
I will be your flavor
If you will be my node
I’ll Leave open the back door
When you forget the code
Cruising down the highway
At the speed of light
Let’s just try it my way
It’s gonna be all right"
Small steps will never get you anywhere,"Big steps means no one will touch you
Small steps learn to breathe underwater
Big steps the sky will open up
Small steps and the ground will suck you in
Big steps, you’ll end up soaking in a tub
Small steps, you’ll end up flying like a pterodactyl
Take medium steps, take medium steps, take medium steps ohhh
Take medium steps, take medium steps, take medium steps ohhh"
Some call it vapor,"Some call it a fluke
Some call it crazy
I call it the Duke
Duke Nukem
Duke Nukem forever
Back in ’97 they announced the game
Here in 2010 thy released the thing
Duke Nukem
Duke Nukem forever
On the first day of PAX
Well 2K gave to us
Duke Nukem
Duke Nukem
Oh with aliens to shoot
And it’s playable to boot
Duke Nukem
Duke Nukem
It’s like seeing the ghost of a friend so dead
They’d just about been erased from your head
Duke Nukem
Duke Nukem forever
Here he is, no mystery
The most legendary vaporwear in history
Duke Nukem
Duke Nukem forever
On the first day of PAX
Well 2k gave to us
Duke Nukem
Duke Nukem
Oh with aliens to shoot
And it’s playable to boot
Duke Nukem
Duke Nukem
La di die di die
La di die di die
La di doe di doe
Duke Nuke foreve
Duke-uke-duke-duke
Duke Nukem
Duke Nukem forever
Well some call it vapor
Some call it a fluke
Some call it crazy
Some call it the Duke
Duke Nukem
Duke Nukem forever"
Breath of the wild came out,"When he was almost 3
Mama was pregnant too
Very very
I said I cannot play this
Because I have no time
Maybe when he gets older
We can make it his and mine
Now it’s two years later
And Zelda is his jam
We played the original
Then Link Between Worlds oh yeah
So now the time has finally come
To play Breath of The Wild
It’s what I’ve always wanted
To do with my child
But you know his sister
She’s two years old
I really hope that in about a year
Her big brother can show
Her how to play Mario
Just like I showed him
Then we all play together
Run jump slide and swim"
I just wanna climb,"I wanna climb all the goddamn time
I love to climb on up yeah
Climbing is what
I love
And
I just wanna climb
I wanna climb
All the gods are kind
Climbing is what
I love
And then
I want to climb down
I want to climb down to the ground
Climb back down
Put my feet on down
I'm a little unsteady
I'm not sure if
I'm ready
I'm a little unsteady
I'm not sure if
I'm ready to come down down to the ground
But
I'm going to practice all the dog on pine
Because
I love to climb
And if you're going to climb you gotta learn
Come down all the time from where you climb
Oh where you climb where you clim
Where you climb
Well if you're gonna climb you gotta learn to come back down
Even if sometimes you fall
Well that's okay too
Cause then you climb and you come back down
Yeah then you almost fall but then you don't
It's always that last step"
When the night is full of wildfire and you are,"Stuck on a ship in the middle of it all
Call on your gods
Call on your gods
I'm sure they will save you
There's a mad king on the iron throne again
There's a mad king on the iron throne
And the night is one fire
The night is on fire
I'm sure they will save you
I'm sure they will save you
There's a queen, there's a queen she's across the sea
She's building an army
Dragons by her side
Fire in her eyes
I'm sure your gods'll save you
In the night in the cold in the north never sleeping
There's a power so great and terrible
Thieves and murderers keep the evil at bay
I'm sure your gods'll save you
I'm sure they will save you
There's a boy in the woods with the power to see
Boy with the power to see
Up in the heart trees
With the power to see
I'm sure your gods'll save you
There's a little man with hate in his heart
lifetime of pain and suffering
father's contempt
heart left empt
i'm sure they will save you
I'm sure they will save you
There's a woman there's a woman all dressed in red
On the arm of the king and in his head
In the fire she sees
The king he's gonna be
And I'm sure your gods'll save you
There's man so clever that nobody sees
His power spreading out just like a disease
Off in the east
He's been unleashed
And I'm sure your gods'll save you
There's a spider so deft so silent and still
Smooth as silk you will bend to his will
In the kingdom he's rare
He's the only one who cares
And I'm sure your gods'll save you"
I really dizzy,"I
I don't know why
I really busy
I had a bad nightma and
I woke up dizzy
Been busy all day
Woman go away really dizzy eye got nothing else to say"
it's a cold cold summer in norway yes,"it's summer time here though you would hardly
guess i sit inside all day just eating
cookie dough gently falling from the sky silent
summer snow silent summer snow from harstad to
oslo it's what we norwegians know that silent
summer snow other places scorch and other places
burn way up here in norway we freeze
and brrr and yearn for those clouds all
to break and let the sunshine show us
how to break through all this silent summer
snow [interlude chords] and i drink hot chocolate
maybe build a summer snow man yeah pretty
soon i've lost it the desire to do
anything at all that summer snow put on
your knitted mittens, put on your fleece hat
put on your great big snow pants can't
go out there without that let's sled down
a great big hill and build a jump
to throw us way out of this place
away from silent summer snow"
I AM PRESSING THE SPACEBAR,"I’m pressing the space bar
I’m pressing the space bar
I’m pressing the space bar
I’m pressing the space bar
And nothing is happening
This computer is about a year old
And it was very expensive
I had been waiting to upgrade
For a long time
And now you’re telling me
It would need extensive
Surgery for a speck of dust
Lodged beneath the butterfly
I found your instructions
They were not helpful
I bought this can of air
I feel like an idiot
Is there a tiny spec of dust"
I was real excited to go to Hong Kong,"Get turnt in the sewer and get my ape on
Got my BAYC hoody on lock
I yelled, “let’s go apes” as the plane took off
By the time we landed I had made some pals
We shared a cab to my airbnb house
I took a shower, the water pressure was all right
I slept on the plane so I was ready all night
Rolled up to the venue I was dressed to the nines
The music was bumping and the honeys looked fine
Well ok I guess it was 90% men, shit
But I believe in the power of friendship
We bought all the merch, we danced and drank
The lights were bright, the memes were dank
When I finally got back I was running on zero
I was asleep before my head hit the pillow
And I dreamed in technicolor of apes
Kaleidoscopic magical mushroom primates
I dreamed of life on the savannah
Millions of years ago goddamn it
Then I woke up! There was a pain in my eyes!
I stumbled all around the room cuz I was totally blind!
I couldn’t stand it! I found my way to the phone!
I spent the next 8 hours at the hospital alone!
Apparently! They had used this UV light!
That couldn’t be used with out protecting your eye sight
Now a bunch of us have photokeratitis
Radiation in our eyes ultraviolet!"
Let the missiles slumber,"Eternally on their pads
And let's observe the non atomized
World of the future
Men will withdraw from nature
To create an environment
That will suit them better
electroluminescent
Panels on the walls
Ceilings multicolored
No use for windows
They'll all be cover over
Most people will live
In an underground suburbia
The surface giving way
To large scale agriculture
Kitchens will be devised
With auto meals they prepare
You breakfast the night before
And it's ready and waiting there
large clumsy housemaid
Will lumber 'round the room
Picking up the garbage
With a mop and broom
None of the appliances
Will have electric cords
They'll run on radioisotopes
They'll be cheap and plentiful
TVs on the walls
Hover cars everywhere
Moon colonies up in space
Enormous cities down here
Communications will be sight and sound
And on the screen you can view
documents and photographs
No limit to what you can do
But not everybody will have this stuff
There will be a great divide
Between the rich and the poor
It's getting bigger all the time"
Dropping that Dunkin from a hot air balloon,"That cola depot buy and mills too
I’m dropping baby snakes and i’m dropping drool
I’m dropping everything from that hot air ballon
When the day gets hot
And you’re feeling sticky
Use what you got
And don’t get picky
Drop those babies
From hot air balloons
And drop parts of your name
TOO"
You love your doggie Kasey,"Miss your hamster Denny
Mom and Dad think you're crazy
You're both so funny and silly
Happy Christmas to you
Kevin and Kylie
You love your Apple products
Pizza hot wings and Omelets
Having friends come sleep over
And partying to Jonathan Mann
Hey! Happy Christmas
Happy birthday Jesus
Happy Christmas Kevin and Kylie
		Am				G
from your pal, jonathan mann
Hope you get lots of presents
Your mom and dad they love you
Happy Christmas Kevin and Kylie
from your pal, jonathan mann
You're both getting home schooled
And like me you love animals
you love playing with your cousins
And other stuffs too
Happy Christmas to you
Kevin and Kylie
Christmas with your family
Nothing seems more fun to me
Have a great time and dance around
To this your christmas song
Happy Christmas to you
Kevin and Kylie"
If the business isn’t working,"You gotta break it apart
Rip up the 3 piece suit
And open up your heart
If the business isn’t working
Then its time to break free
Do what you do
And do it uniquely
Break the business
Play is work and work is play
Empower indie creators
And have fun along the way
Break the Business
Doing what it takes
We celebrate success
And learn from the mistakes
If the business isn’t working
Then turn it inside out
Near is far, left is right
And up and is down
If the business isn’t working
Then it’s not your fault
You must become
Your own wreaking ball"
Weather I said that it wasn't gonna rain,"but then it did and it did They
can't get much of anything much less who's
gonna be the president they can't predict they
don't know they can't predict anything It'll
oh somebody please Forecast
anything you can rely but then it rains
when you walk out the door when they
said it wasn't going to rain outside they
don't know they don't know Nobody
knows the future if anybody's trying When
I woke up and it said no ring
Then I looked at the door and I
saw those dark clouds together and I said
I think that's wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong
I said I think that's wrong Then
I said what you I know I just
play guitar I don't make predictions usually So
I went outside and it rained on my
head and I said I said the reason
I keep looking at my watch is because
that's how I monitor it now It's
a killer app on the On
the Apple
watch Being
able to see myself on there is amazing
But I just did a take of that
song It
was completely different improvised completely differently and it
didn't actually record So
I kept looking at my watch be like
is it Is
it working And
it appears to have Let's
find out"
When I find myself without a map When,"I find myself having a hard time giving
a crap When
I don't know which way is up or
sideways When
I just wanna go to sleep Back
today I gotta say no no no no
no no no I gotta say no no
no no no no no I gotta say
no no no no no no no no
no no no no no no When
I find myself out in the cold When
I find myself trying to be bold When
I find Find
myself just a whistling past I gotta say
no no no no no no no no
Gotta say no no no no no no
no no Gotta
say no no no no no no no
no I gotta say no but it seems
yes it seems like a good recipe for
being frugal with your brain for being frugal
with your brain When
I find myself out in my boat in
the back of my brain I've
got zero hope and I'm
fishing for just a little bit of time
that's when I'm
rolling out my line Saying
no no no no no no no no
no no no no no no no no
I'm saying no"
Can you trust yourself,"In decisions that you make
Everyday
When your time has come
How will you tally up
All the way
If you can’t know the outcome
How can you guess what you’re going to feel
Beat your chest like a drum
And cross your nerves like a human of steel
Cuz nothing’s ever as simple as you think
And so you’ve got to prepare
The baby with the bathwater and the kitchen sink
Life isn’t fair"
Just be quiet for once in your life,"In a few minutes be loud as you like
But for now
Forget what you’re going to say
Do you feel that
In the stillness
It’s who you are
With no bullshit
In your chest the pain expands
You feel heat radiate in your hands
And your eyes
Are filling up with tears
You are not incomplete
You are stronger
Than you think you are
And you belong here
You may not
Be remembered
But you will never
Be replaced
You are more than the sum of your parts
Hear the drip drop of the melting snow
Tick tock goes the watch you feel the seconds glow
And the sun
Is banging down your door
Time is constant
It will outlast you
So just watch those feelings
Roll right past you
They do your bidding
But you have to feel them
Even when it sucks
All the bad things you ever did
Every single ancestor that ever lived
And they’re all
Forgiving you right here
They know
What you’ve forgotten
You can make mistakes
All is not lost then
You may not
Be remembered
But you will never
Be replaced"
It’s just a hotel It’s,"just a hotel It’s
just a hotel room Cause
you’re not here It’s
just a king size It’s
just a king size It’s
just a king size bed Cause
you’re not here Maybe
the sheets Have
a higher thread count Maybe
the bathroom has better tile Maybe
the TV
Gets more channels But
I can’t watch our show Cause
I’ll never know What
you think of Don’s
new wife It’s
just a hotel It’s
just a hotel It’s
just a hotel Cause
you’re not there And
it’s just a wakeup It’s
just a wakeup It’s
just a wakeup call Cause
you’re not here And
maybe the view is majestic I’ll
just leave my towels out on the floor
Cause the maid will pick ‘em all up
tomorrow I’ll
fill out the menu and leave it on
the outside of the doooooorrrr Cause
it’s just a hotel It’s
just a hotel It’s
just a hotel It’s
just a hotel Cause
you’re not here"
Brooklyn Bridge,"It’s a beautiful day
Marching in the rainbow parade
It’s the biggest rainbow parade
There ever was
It’s a little windy
But that’s OK
We just march on
In the rainbow parade
‘Cause that’s just what folks like us does
In the rainbow parade
In the rainbow parade
Will we set a world record?
And say hooray
In the rainbow parade
In the rainbow parade
Will we set a world record
And it’s Jesse’s birthday
We say hooray
Hooray"
I'm so sad and scared,"I don't want to go to that place
I'm not ready to go there
There's things I'm not ready to face
I close my eyes but I can't sleep
I sit still and boil over
My mind can't handle the pace I keep
I need to learn to go slower
I'm feeling alone but am surrounded by love
People that care but I can't feel
Caring and loving is not enough
To penetrate through this shield
Let it in let it in let it in
And begin and begin and begin
You are going to be fine
After all it's only time"
To find the Higgs,"boson and prove that physics’ rules are true
Edie and Peter
and Ted
and Will
and the rest of your family Know
that no matter what you do you’ll always
try your best and Happy
graduation x4 Matthias
Koenig, use your fencing foil To
forget those stupid grad school Make
music and destroy all evil It’s
clear that you can do whatever you want
to do The
world is your playground and is wide open
to you Happy
graduation x4 Now
it’s time for a metal breakdown! Happy
graduation x4 Yeah!"
Large flying fox eating a banana,"Where did you come from
Can you stay a while
I can see my reflection
In your beautiful eyes
I’ll nurse you back to health
And then send you back
To your flying friends
With our souls intact
You know you remind me
Of my very best friend
It’s been so long
Wish I could see them again
Wrapped in these towels
I’ll keep you safe
Until you’re healthy
Then fly away"
my 10th day and i still loving every,"day of this miracle fruit i got a
spring in my step, a skip in my
pep and a horn in my toot my
Facebook was hacked and attacked by some nefarious
brute they said my 10th day and i
still loving every day of this miracle fruit
people were clicking', falling for the tricking and
i felt really bad i changed my passphrase,
i grabbed hold of my Facebook
and wrangled it right up it's ass no
gern dang spammers with their great big spam
hammers gonna take over my Facebook
launch pad people were clickin', falling for the
tricking and i felt really bad The
link took you too a BBC
bullahoo, but it wasn't the bbc at all
The whole thing was fake, with fake pictures
and names fake as a small plastic doll
It made me so mad that I could
have punched them and started a brawl That
is if I knew who the spammer was
but I don't know at all So
if you see a post about a miracle
fruit don't go clicking away Just
move your hand cause it's spammy spam spam,
it's vile and it is fake Go
eat an orange or a plum or an
apple go eat a kiwi today Miracle
fruit just ain't for you and it doesn't
exist anyway"
I am in hypnosis for a moment. music,"What if every cloud had a thought? What
if every dog knew just what it was?
What if every cat brought you a birthday
present? A
birthday present A
birthday present A
birthday present What
if every Santa
Claus took away all of the laws? Took
away all of the hurt and pain and
replaced it with candy canes on your birthday
On your birthday present Birthday
present What
if everybody just stopped and looked around and
realized just them? That
everybody's made of clouds and rain and grass
and dirt and mud and everything that makes
some everything With
your birthday present Your
birthday present"
"Full access, thanks Emily","I just go into jiggle mode (Shot of
guy dancing) Down
deep below the surface Universal
not enough for you try universal two I
have a huge, rich complication right in my
center, too OMG
Rosetta 2, electric boogaloo Why
did he run away (Oh hey) Support
for iOS apps, WTF,
tell me more about that If
you see an original Mac
you know shits about to go down We
fixed Siri
this year, that’s all I want to hear
Big props to this presenter for also doing
the dancing part Drug
fueled mini bus driven vision quests Big
props for doing the dancing part Craig
has got his shamwow voice on Universal
not enough for you try universal two OMG
Rosetta II
Electric Boogaloo"
Doom ba doom ba doom Ba,"doom ba You
know I never turned the heat up in
this home of mine You
know I never use the phone You
know they're watching you and can read your
mind You
know they'll get you one day So
doom ba doom ba doom ba doom ba
You know they'll call you crazy and that
they'll be right You
know you can't escape their reach You
know they pick you up and package you
and label you And
the label will say freak So
doom ba doom ba doom ba doom ba
Darling come and sit with me and talk
a while They
are listening in Let's
lead them down the rabbit hole where they'll
get confused Let
them rot from within"
I'm walking down the street I see a,"man He
seems pretty friendly so I take his hand
His hand is cold which seems pretty weird
It's hot outside He's
got this great big beard It's
hot outside It's
104 He's
leading me toward this great big door He
knocks twice and opens wide It's
pitch black inside There's
every single girl that I've
ever touched Not
a stud That's
not saying much Gather
them here and I'm
wondering why Bright
lights come on and I'm
surprised to see my teachers all of them
from grad school down to kindergarten everybody staring
with evil eyes I don't know what to
say other than hi Jonathan
We're here to judge your sexual prowess and
fortitude your academic performance taken as and your
general attitude The
man is in the middle obviously presiding in
my stomach My
corks colliding up steps the first girl I
ever kissed I'm
really not prepared Consistent
singing who do you think you are Who
Who do you think you are Who
do you think you are Who
do you think you are What
makes you What
makes you think you're so special What
makes you think you can do what you
please It
is the judgment of this council that you
get down on your knees the boom who
do you think you are The
boom who do you think you are The
boom who do you think you are The
boon Think
hard"
dorthey's home and the witch is dead,"the home is changed the girl's the same
i give myself up to the strange
and i know
the color of your soul
blue as midnight in a summer evening
skyline touched by gold
be still and listen
the world is changing
no one can stop it
but you and i will love one another
until the ending of the world
holy men can make mistakes
heavy is the heart that breaks
broken down on bended knee
we draw the curtain back and see
human beings
all wanting to be loved
living dying asking why and never knowing
what any of it was
the lives we lead
the love we need
hidden in the cold dark places
it calls us home
to arms unknown
till we stop and hear the sound of waves
a coming to wash the world away"
The days are dark and desperate,"The scramble for a hole
Resting all our feelings
On a list ditch for control
Wasting on conclusions
What could be curious
Turning to civility
What should be furious
Don’t say I didn’t warn you
Don’t say I didn’t try
When the supermarket’s empty
And locusts fill the sky
If we don’t hear the words we need
We might not survive
The moment we experience
Is more dead than alive
Feeling roots and branches
On the forest floor
Endless transformation
We can’t take it anymore
The days are dark and desperate
The rust begins to spread
The feelings in your chest conflict
With the thoughts inside your head
Doing something dangerous
Safe in your living room
Acting so outrageous
With a silver spoon"
Bleary eyed So,"stuffed up. So
tired. It's
messed up. I can't sleep. I can't sit
and do nothing at all. Where
can I go to find a little bit
of relief? I just wanna die. Just
wanna sleep a thousand years. Mmmmmmmmmmm
Mmmmmmmmmmm Mmmmmmmmmmm
Mmmmmmmmmmm I'm
so sick, you know? But
maybe I feel better tomorrow. I hope so,
you know, just so I can go anywhere,
to anything. Outside
it's cold as snow. The
snow's building up. You
know, snow for Christmas
time. Mmmmmmmmmmm
Mmmmmmmmmmm Mmmmmmmmmmm
Mmmmmmmmmmm Forget
about you going out with your friends in
the wintertime. Sledding
on all the hills and all Make
a jump when you die, look out for
Scary Hill.
There's witches in the pockets of the trees
in the freezing cold and the rain when
you die Mmmmmmmmmmm
Mmmmmmmmmmm Mmmmmmmmmmm
Mmmmmmmmmmm do you know the name of the
trees that she love the most? Do
you know the names of the stumps that
she sat on down by the river where
they killed your ex girlfriend's grandma a nd
buried her underneath the dirt like a little
lamb in the night Mmmmmmmmmmm
Mmmmmmmmmmm Mmmmmmmmmmm
Mmmmmmmmmmm Bleary
eyed And
so tired Stuffed
and messed up And
going down To
the every time I go where I'm
told I don't make the rules you know
Chicken soup and well it's Hanukkah.
We'll get the gifts, we'll go to bed
and we'll sleep through the night. Mmmmmmmmmmm
Mmmmmmmmmmm Mmmmmmmmmmm
Mmmmmmmmmmm Good
night, my friends. Good
night, my friends. Good
night, night my enemies. We're
going down but the sun don't shine all
of the day. Mmmmmmmmmmm
Mmmmmmmmmmm Mmmmmmmmmmm
Mmmmmmmmmmm"
6915,"Sold to some Solana bros
With his eye patch looking mean
What does it mean
Nobody knows
Pink hat and earring
And he is peering out
With his one good eye saying
“What is this all about”
And still nobody knows
6915
Hit man or a CEO
The former for stray bits
The latter for the solana bros
Sold for more than
One million dollars, and
Basement bargain bin
And still nobody understands"
⁃	You Can Never Go Home Again,"When the wind whips round
And your heart begins to pound
There’s snow in all directions
And you’re just trying to make connections
You’re knocking on the door
You don’t live there anymore
The differences are stark and
It’s a different dog that’s barking
Can you let it go?
Let it just drift into the snow?
Let your heart out of it’s cages
Live with all the changes
Can you put yourself back
Together when you’re outta whack?
When your insides are reflecting
The wind from all directions
You can’t remember how
To find your way around
The roads will try to kill you
You’ve lost all of the skill you
Were bred with from the start
Just put the horse before the cart
Just one wheel at a time
Just keep this in mind that you"
What does it matter what you say to the dark,"As long as you don’t give away who you are
How can one city smell so f ing bad
If its not the rotting animal carcasses
It’s the landfill full of trash
I been a beggar about as long as I can know
Nothing has ever come close to filling up that hole
Today was a yellow one but tomorrow could be blue
Don’t look at me honey, it all depends on you"
amaJoey Hobson,"Akari Uchiyama
Amanda Feist
Sam Hughes
Chaya Margelit Hoffman
Maria Haug
Michelle Hogle Acciavatti
Pam Steele
Stephanie Hipps
Emerald Catron
Ivory King
Chad Saunders
James Gendron
Beth Taylor Weyand
Michael Chap Resnick
Adi Hila
Sarah Jey Whitehead
Alexa Hart
Elizabeth Higgins
Sean Mann
Jory Turcotte
Casey Liss
Tiffany Arment
Hans Manske
Alex Thompson
Erin Donaghue
Charles Forman
Jan Silverstrom-Elfman
Meggan Ward
Tanya Bershadsky
Sara Plunkett
Ken Mahru
Janet Manhandleme
Gokcen Ergene
Seana Lyn Mickols
Edd Zarsky
Ian Mair
Travis C. Langworthy
Arielle Roberts
Sebastian Speier
Gretchen Lohse
Jonathan Kreuz
Becky Young
Lex Friedman
Mandy McGee
Bradley Rose
Richard Allen
Jess Carr
Kristen Lucas
Evelyn Furlinger
AJ Boucek
Greg Thompson
Molly Fite
Pasquale
Jenna Elizabeth White
Wren Leader
Tooba Khilji
Gillian E Masland
Georgia Siegchrist
Myke Hurley
Amrita Lash
Bradley Madsen
Richard Kuta
Mark Stone
Phoebe Titus
Shannon West
Jacob Bijani
Karen Schwartz
Sanae Robinson Guerin
Javier Baca
Kelly O’Brien
Erin E Lyman
Valerie Wetlaufer
Lauren Danna Boisvert Imlay
Bobby Keniston
Hans Rheinschild
Aaron David Gleason
Kelly Gaitten
Jessica Martell
Tom Dexter
Thomas Hughes
Robert Welkner
Catherine Herrick
Anna Jones
Jamie Freedman
Erica Steimetz
Edward G
Leah Diane
Kristy Phinney
Daniel Sokal
Junio Anthes-Moody
Keith Hendershot
Kelley Payne
Josh Woodward
James R. Petix
Gately
Denise Graveline
Julie Larah Moore
Danny Ledonne
Brian Langan
Dustin Smurthwaite
Cara M Simone
David Mehler
Ronen
Graham Porell
Abigail Summar
Pamela Palacios
Bailey AfterMath
Becky Steckhahn-Strohmer
Nakashima Geoff-san
Melissa Nastasi
Hailey Higdon
Dave Nicoll
Kathryn Barush
Paul Fidalgo
Trinna Cuellar Jonikas
Sue Schroeder Werner
Jack Rodgers
Spirit
Carishma Mehta"
Another hotel and it's raining outside I just,"want to go down this life Everybody's
looking what you gonna put yourself together Are
you really you No
You got another chance No
you gotta do dance Another
hope hotel and the rain's coming down have
you found the thing that you're trying to
find I got a tickle in my throat
I think I'm
getting sick Oh
that really sucks Another
hotel in the rain cabin Everything
seems like it's too much I've
been under a lot of stress So
have you So
is everyone God
bless Oh
yeah Take
another bite Oh
yeah Out
of your life Oh
does that taste good Your
life is a pile of food made out
of wood"
All the major labels are suing Suno and UDIO,"For allegedly using copyright material
I can’t wait to find out all the music that they used
Artists should all be compensated or be able to refuse
This melody
These words
Were generated by the computer
I gave it the first part of the song
And it wrote this other part"
waves of panic radiating out from my mind,"my skull is full of an dull aching
sense of what i'm leaving behind But
it doesn't matter Because
it must be done And
I must remember why in the darkened sky
of 3am If
it's worth doing then it must be scary
to do ok It's
one thing to live by that it's another
just to say And
it is my mantra As
I move through this quicksand Everything
good that ever happens Is
accidental and unplanned And
you've got to do it by yourself And
you've will go through it and become an
elf And
the tall Elves
of the Toikien
world will join the Keebler
kind And
they're all out there waiting for you on
the other side Knowing
at all once that things are for a
reason in the same instant i'm thinking what
the hell have i done but every instant
is infinity Instants
all at once Somewhere
there is none of this Somewhere
things are different Cloudy
day in Brooklyn
and my bike got a flat I pat
my bike on the wheel said i feel
just like that tomorrow i will fix you
tomorrow you'll be ok i'll sing to you
in the meantime in the meantime i will
say"
"Babette Babette Babette, GoodBye",")
Babette Babette Babette, GoodBye
Babette Babette Babette, GoodBye
This here is a song
For Babette the dog
Tiny and strong
With a heart full of love
Love for her mom
Love for her dad
Her brothers and sisters
And all the friends she had
She loved floor crumbs
And taking naps
She loved summertime
And sitting in your lap
And up in heaven
When the gates open she
Will be reunited
With her brother Moxie"
First Jupiter,"puked on Thursday
Then Mama
puked on Friday
Today is Saturday
and I just puked I hope hippie isn't
next Oh
no no I wish I could be out
marching with all of the people but when
you got kids it's like a germ fest
in your house In
your house So
I've been lying in bed all day with
a nauseous upset stomach and then I just
puked And
now I'm
making this song good night"
I’ve got an idea,"Of what makes a man a man
How many pieces of himself
Can he identify and understand
Nobody else is responsible
For the things he does and doesn’t do
But no man alive could look in your eyes
And not fall in love with you
It was automatic
It was magic
Static giving way to clear airwaves
And your heart
Doing its part
To keep me true to myself
I’ve got an idea
Of how a love song goes
I sing about how tra la la
And then everybody knows
But the feelings that I have for you
Go much further than this song
Like when I try too hard and I go too far
But you push me right along
So it’s automatic
And it’s magic
And it’s static giving way to clear airwaves
And your heart
Doing its part
To keep me true to myself
Whooo
I’ve got an idea
Of the nature of things to come
But the nature it seems
Of human beings
Is that we’re always wrong
I will love you forever
I know this to be fact
Forever could be an eternity
Or a blink of an eye, if that
It was automatic
It was magic
It was static giving way to clear airwaves
And your heart
Doing its part
To keep me true to myself
Oh automatic
And it’s magic
And it’s static giving way to clear airwaves
And your heart
Doing its part
To keep me true to myself
True to myself"
It's my day to watch the kids They've,"been on screens all morning My
parents keep calling me and my brother just
texted saying call me as soon as you
can I got no time to write this
song no time to write it down so
I'm just making it with all these stupid
sounds all these stupid sounds it's my day
to watch the kids the littlest one is
with a babysitter Pretty
soon I take a nap But
I've got lots of stuff I gotta do
like take Pippi
to a birthday party and she's kind of
nervous Am
I gonna have to stay there with her
Yes I might So
I got no time to write this song
I got no time to write it down
so I'm
just writing it in my head right now
Right now With
all these stupid sounds all these stupid sounds"
It is too hot,"Too hot for life
Too hot to sing
Too hot to bring anything
Anything at all
It is too hard
It is too hot
Hot hot hot
It is too hot
Jupiter says stop singing
I don't like it
No
I don't
But it is too hot
The
AC is on
Mama is hold ding
Baby holding baby holding
Baby is too hot
Too hot for life
This is all
I can do tonight night"
"I'm not trying to be funny, I'm","not trying to be strange, I'm
not trying to be anything at all. I'm
just sitting here singing, I'm
like I'm
deranged, I'm
just singing here staring at the wall, staring
at the wall, staring at the wall, staring
at the wall, staring at the wall. I'm
not trying to be angry, I'm
not trying to be nice, I'm
not trying to be what you want to
be. I'm
not trying to get into paradise where they
drink marches and daiquiri, staring at the wall,
staring at the wall, staring at the wall.
Saying at the wall staring at the wall
staring at the wall staring at the wall
staring at the wall staring at the wall.
I'm not trying to be famous or royalty
I'm not trying to walk down the aisle
I'm not trying to be funny I'm
not trying to be strange I'm
not trying to even make you smile Staring
at the wall, staring at the wall I'm
not trying to be familiar I'm
not trying to be too cryptic I'm
not trying to be something that you know
I'm not trying to be silly I'm
not trying to shout I'm
not trying to blow Staring
at the wall, staring at the wall Thank
you for watching!"
Pediatricians need,"more kumbaya
Period are optional
We can turn that sucker off
Pickin up the freebies
On the exhibit hall floor
Circumcision protestors
are shouting more
The tide has turned back towards vaccines
We’re pediatricians don’t froget the teens
Meeting old friends in New Orleans
See the turquoise shirts, from IPA Lead
No dessert at the prez reception
No fried foods on Saturday night
District breakfast has no breakfast
Tomas can point us in the right
Tori’s worked here for years fifteen
Adolescent medicine, not enough sleep
Too much homework, that’s a drag
Don’t forget the Condom bag
Vows of abstinence break
far more often than condoms
Dr. Chiu, Dr Yen, Dr Simpson,
NCE forever friends
Selfies with Joycelyn Eldersx"
jesus christ,"when he wasn't being naughty he was nice
if you were corrupt
roman or jew
it didn't matter to him
he'd stick it to you
he'd cast you out of the temple
all you money grubbing fools
he laughed in the face of bureaucrats
who tried to use him like a tool
jesus christ
he was like a lion
we're all just mice
he didn't carry a gun
he didn't need one
the gleam of his fiery gaze was enough
re
if you were throwing stones
he'd make you look at yourself
and with his mind reading abilities
he'd make you cry out for help
go your country needs you
to shop as much as you can
remember christ and his words
buy buy buy buy buy
jesus christ
would been disgusted
by all the lights
if comes back
all hope is lost
he's gonna jump right back up
on that cross"
From the jungles of Peru,"Why do I chew have to And
he can put it off until tomorrow Until
tomorrow Life
is funny life is strange canary in a
cage Tiny
actors on a stage learning how to beg,
steal and borrow And
borrow Do
we always learn from our mistakes When
you peel back the onion oh the burning
Of it cakes As
a crazy Pikachu
it is my duty to make sure that
nothing does as planned Once
I was a minister, then things got more
sinister HARLA
force say finish her it took all I
had to ignore it but I ignored it
molly jumped a moving train, I thought she
was so insane til I saw a heavy
rain falling and it wasn’t getting her wet
no it wasn’t getting her wet Do
we always learn from our mistakes When
you peel back the onion oh the burning
Of it cakes As
a crazy Pikachu
it is my duty to make sure that
nothing does as planned Crazy
Pikachu"
Every single one of you obeying the devil's,"laws What
We the people are waking up And
you doctor are going to be arrested You
cannot What
You cannot escape God
You cannot What
You cannot escape God
You cannot What
You cannot escape God
Not even with the mat or six feet
To get punished by God
for crimes against humanity What
happened to Bill
Gates Why
is he not in jail Every
single one of you you are going to
be arrested You
cannot What
You cannot escape God
You cannot What
You cannot escape God
Six feet is military protocol You're
trying to So
when the cameras the 5G comes out what
they're gonna Their
kids have to go to school with masks
Are you insane Are
you crazy Are
you crazy I was born and raised in
this country I'm
very sad to see they want to throw
God's wonderful breathing system out the door It
has to have that to make energy God's
wonderful breathing system God
God God's
wonderful breathing system God's
wonderful breathing system God
God God's
wonderful breathing system Every
single one of you obeying the devil's laws
What We
the people are waking up and you doctor
are going to be arrested You
cannot What
You cannot escape God
You cannot What
You cannot escape God
You cannot What
You cannot escape God
Not even with the mask or six feet
To get punished by God
for crimes against humanity What
happened to Bill
Gates Why
is he not in jail Every
single one of you are going to be
arrested You
cannot What
You cannot escape God
You cannot What
You cannot escape God
You cannot What
You cannot escape God
You cannot What
You cannot escape God
You cannot What
You cannot escape God
You cannot You
cannot escape God
You cannot What
You cannot escape God
You cannot What
You cannot escape God
Why are all of All
of these pedophiles that are demanding you all
to listen to their rules why are they
not in jail Oh
is it because you're part of them Are
you part of the deep state The
deep state is going down And
if any of you are in the deep
state you're going down with it"
Oh,"I can never do enough
And
I can never know enough
And
I can never sing enough for you
And
I can never ski enough
And
I can never fall in love
And
I can never go far away
But now for you
And
I can never go
Where the wild went through
Cause
I wear
When
I was young
And they turn all the fun out of
Oh
I can never know enough
And
I can never know
And
I can never see enough for you
And
I can never dream enough
And
I can never talk enough
And
I can never grow enough for you
For"
"Doctor Who, Adventure Time and Steven Universe","I love these shows so much that it hurts
Take all these influences and what have you got
The series on the Truth podcast, Songonauts
Everything I am
Everything I’ll be
I put into the songs I write
And I give it freely
The Songonauts on the Truth Podacst"
writing songs and saving the princess,"doing stuff and dancing around
less is more and more is less
the legend of jonathan
racing through until the end
get to the end and then begin
the legend of jonathan"
I got a feeling,"the wind is blowing
from the north
i cannot feel it
my skin is swinging
back and forth
every little thing i do
oh no
every little song i write
oh no
every piece of food i bit
oh no
oh no
i have been hanging
out the window
calling names
i have been changing
fast and slowly
playing games
emergency
oh no
test the system
oh no
every little song i write
oh no
oh no"
Thank God the rain is coming now,"It’s been so long since
I heard that pitter patter on the roof
I love the rain and that’s the truth
I like to be inside when it’s raining out
I like thunderstorms the best
But I’ll settle for a shower here and there
Any precipitation really, I don’t care
As long as it’s rain, rain, rain
And rain, rain, rain
Yeah rain, rain
rain, rain, rain a’raining
Ohhh
Thank God the sun took the day off
He’s out there behind the clouds
Getting some much-deserved
Rest and recuperation
He best be patient
Cuz they said it’s gonna rain the whole dang week
That’s fine by me
I’ll just curl up and read some very good books
Maybe I’ll give that video game fez a look
Every time
It rains a lot
I get sleepy
And I take a nap
And I dream of battles
Big-time battles of old
And I’m underneath the covers ‘cuz it’s cold
When it rain, rain, rains
When it rain, rain, rains
When it rain, rain, rains
When it rains
Just as long as it’s rainin’
Oh when it rains, rains, rains
When it rain, rain, rains
Yeah it rain, rains, rains
It’s raining
Just as long as it’s raining"
First day first day of From,"Michelin first day first day from Michelle
Lesson Eric
Voorhees Vital
Buterin Dang
Rad Hong
Fang animal David
Hoffman Michael
Bolido had a Rafi
Gandhi Z
Tom Memor
Hester Price
Kristen Smith
Brian Quintanz
and Ryan
Sean fucking Adams
oh yeah Ryan
Sean fucking Adams
oh yeah first day first day of our
Michelle first day first day of Promet
first day first day of Michelle
first day first day of promotional why why
are we here Turning
a path towards regulation that's a way that's
a way that's a way why are we
what can we all do What
can we all do What
can we all do right now Right
now First
day first day of Michelle
first day first day of promotion left first
day first day from Michelle
first day first day love from Michelle
first day first day of the Michelle
first day first day of from chantless"
The time is a reflection of our mood at the moment,"Seasons are noting more than a lost cause
If you see a stylus than you know that you’ve blown it
Do just what I tell you or it’s iron claws
Whatever you’re looking for
You’ll find it
You can only mask your true intentions
As long as you can reliably fool yourself
Look at me popping up all in your mentions
Shame has walked the plank and it’s just as well
Whatever you’re looking for
You’ll find it
It’s not your fault
Over ride the sensors that are tracking your movement
Throw them off the trail with a well placed lie
No matter how you did today there’s always improvement
Tomorrow you’ll be stronger if today you don’t die"
It's the first of the month and I'm,"feeling a hunch yeah something is off I
think I've
had enough it's the first of the month
I don't know what to do anymore I
write my song here on the second floor
and I'm
losing my voice My
wife's gonna leave Go
down to Maryland
to do some work for her dad and
I've got the kids all by myself I
won if my mom can come help me
watch all of them three children under 1010
10 It's
raining outside I'm
looking over out the window There's
a pretty tree that's with its red bee
First I was a month I don't know
what to do anymore it's November
1st you know 2023 is almost done and
where are we going from here Another
day another year it's the first of the
the first time the first the first the
first of the month Hear
the cars go by I wish I had
a place I could go free from the
sound of the traffic going on outside my
window on the first of the month Rainy
day I've
got no metaphors Only
literal things that I see and I hear
and I smell Here
at the end of the month Here
at the beginning of another month it's the
first of the month and I'm
feeling all hung I've
got to slow down I won't be around
on the first of the month"
In the northern hemisphere,"The planes are falling down
I try to keep my ears
Close to the ground
My nose is always running
But my eyes are sitting still
I keep my mouth shut
And swallow all my pills
The future cannot see
The past cannot speak
Everybody’s different
And no one is unique
Every bird I touch
Refuses to sing
We will never know
Everything
Gather up all your fireworks
And tie them to your house
Launch it to the stratosphere
Now you’re breaking down
The mutagenic barriers
That kept the melded mind
From attaching to
The lost arrow of time"
What if Elon Musk was Satoshi Nakamoto?,"Could he be? Maybe!
Nobody really knows!
It’s just a mystery
Totally unsolvable!
Does it drive you crazy
Does it keep you up at night
No not really
At least it’s not Craig Wright
Satoshi
Cryptography
Was he
The Musky
Digitally
Scarcity
Battery
Technology"
The internet had idealists,"And we know how that turned out
You gotta keep asking why
And not just what and how
The foundation gives lots of grants
Funding people’s dreams
The giving process is decentralized
No matter how chaotic it seems
Kaizen
Kaizen
Continuous change for the better
Hikizan
Hikizan
Beauty in subtraction
sem ve voarch, so fre tweh
Coji travvo,
a-stoog-wes sennasunnoo crepe-ta
Privacy is being left alone
Bug free software’s a myth
You gotta think about design from the beginning
Not just sprinkle UX on it
How do we onboard the next mil devs
To buidl the future we feel
Buidl that bridge to the doge
Barry White Hat is real
It’s been a long road to get here
Looking for scalability
There’s a graveyard of ideas
Cops and robbers analogies
Consensus by bet
(That didn’t work)
Hub and spoke chains
(That didn’t work)
Proof of proof of work
(That didn’t work)
Hyper cube chains
(That also didn’t work)
But there was research
And development
And Casper FFG
And Minimal slashing conditions
And Casper CBC
Serenity is pure proof of stake
Serenity is sharding too
Serenity is EWAzzM
Still decentralized in fact even more so ooo oo ooo"
There once was a union maid she never,"was afraid Other
goons and ginks in the company finks and
the deputy sheriffs made the raid she went
to the union hall When
a meeting it was called when the Legion
boys came round well she always stood her
ground she'd say you can't scare me I'm
sticking to the union I'm
sticking to the union I'm
sticking to the union oh you can't scare
me I'm
sticking to the union I'm
sticking to the union to the day I
die There
is power in a factory Power
in the land Power
in the hands of a worker but it
all amounts to nothing Together
we don't stand and there is power in
a unium now the lessons of the past
were all learned with workers blood the mistakes
of the bosses we must pay for from
the cities to the farmlands to trenches full
of mud War
has always been the boss's way sir the
union forever defending our rights down with the
black leg Our
workers unite with our brothers and our sisters
from many far off lands There
is there's power in a union There's
a better world coming don't you see See
see there's better worlds coming don't you see
When will all be union Will
all be free There's
better worlds coming don't you see There's
a better world coming don't you know No
no There's
a better world that's coming don't you know
I'm a union man On
a union boards World
I'm fighting for There's
a better world's coming don't you know don't
you know don't you know Gals
want to be free Just
take a tip from me get you a
man who's a union man Join
the Ladies
Auxiliary Married
life ain't hard when you got a union
card union man has a happy life when
he's got a union wife oh you can't
scare me I'm
sticking to the union I'm
sticking to the union I'm
sticking to the union oh you can't scare
me I'm
sticking to the union I'm
sticking to the union Till
the day I die"
If you've ever seen my videos you know,"I'm not that fashionable I just throw on
whatever If
I could I would wear no clothes at
all We
would go naked He
would go naked Don't
think about what to wear Most
of the time I don't care I'd
rather focus on songs and things in clothes
or shoes or hair Summertime
in New
York Mean
muggy hot It's
unbearable I'm
always wearing these short shorts Cause
they're all that's comfortable They're
really short They're
really short Short
Short People
make fun of me Cause
I think I don't look cool Looking
cool isn't top of my list as a
general rule But
I will admit that sometimes I wanna let
my fashion show And
now I got that chance thanks to Movado
I put on the ESQ
one It's
a transformation There's
a color for every pair of short shorts
that I own The
ESQ one It's
all about fashion I can keep time with
something other than my phone I had never
heard of Movado
But they had heard of me They
made super fancy watches and they wanted me
to The
ESQ one It's
more for everyone Less
business boardroom meeting and more let's go have
some fun There's
yellow orange pink blue white black and gray
There's different colored hands and different colors on
the face You
don't need affluence for these colors to commence
I put them on one at a time
or all of them at once And
then I am transformed from short shorts into
pants And
then I prepare to do the ESQ1
dance I put on the ESQ1
It's a transformation There's
a color for every pair of short shorts
that I own The
ESQ one is all about fashion I can
keep time with something other than my phone"
i have committed,"in the name of self defense
many times
i will admit it
these crimes they made no sense
i broke the rule of of law
and it shattered to a million pieces
i went to the university and
tore up a post doc's finished thesis
i told lies that sounded truthful
ate papaya by the toothful
dropped bombs on bomby shelters
just to see what would happen
and it rains
oooh, it rains
i call out your name and it gets lost in the air"
Would you find me a new computer Would,"you find me another life Would
you go there anywhere to get Would
you spare me all of your theatrics Nobody
ever thinks like this in their head anymore
these days But
I I'm
feeling my age Would
you like a turtle in the springtime Would
you go on a hike anywhere in a
time Would
you buy me a new computer Mine's
feeling a little old I could use it
sooner As
soon as you know what you're gonna do
why don't you tell me again this time
Cause I'm
feeling how old I am Would
you break down every barri Would
you become a mail carrier Would
you Could
you No
I don't think you can"
"Probe me, probe me, don’t be sweet Skin","of green and big black eyes Riding
around in my flying saucer, traveling at the
speed of light Those
are the creatures that we haven’t all seen
He touched my anus, but also my heart
Alien, you should’ve come over Let’s
take them in, they’re traveled so far Jabba
the Hutt
had a big ol’ butt Beep
BOOP beep! I’m
an alien robot! ET
text home ET
Bone home Maybe
we are not alone Their
home planet was just left of melmac and
they fueled their ships with cat blood and
if they take me away i will come
back I still don’t know why she probed
me or what it was she left in
my butt Why,
you half witted, scruffy looking nerd herder “insert
wookie noise here” Shoot
first, re-edit later May
the fourth be with you aliens are not
that bad I am an alien aliens…they will
eat your brains Aliens…aliens
Aliens come in every shape and size, whether
from mexico or Enterpirse
Spaceship. Robot
Hip. Alien
Slime. 321 we got back in time the
martians name was Maclien
and she violated me in the name of
her home planet May
the fourth, Maris’
21 years old Futurama
has aliens, we are aliens and aliens are
great Jabba
the Hutt
had a big ol’ butt Beep
BOOP beep! I’m
an alien robot! ET
text home ET
Bone home Maybe
we are not alone"
For your consideration,"With regards to the poster for
Pedalpalooza I submit
One Cloe Latchkey
That's Cloe Latchkey
Cloe Latchkey's been involved
In pedalpalooza for many years
She loves how inclusive
And community driven the whole thing is
You want hand lettering
(She does hand lettering!)
She's already does awesome stuff
(In the bike community)
She loves the ""no gods/no masters""
mentality of radical self reliance
coupled with the understanding
of creating safe spaces for free expression.
So choose Cloe Latchkey to make your poster
And you won't regret this decision"
You're recording,"Making making every day
Making, making so many ways
we're making every day
every day
yay yay yay yay yay
out of tune
in tune too
doesn't matter to me
doesn't matter to you
because we're making
every day
and making every day
In every single way
Oh way yay yay yay yay yay
makin fast
Making slow
From Connecticut
to Orlando oh
we making every day
Making every day
Something every day we make
what are we gonna make today
I don't know I don't know
In Orlando oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa, whoa"
What the fuck Can't,"stop the machine can't stop but you know
what I mean can't stop the machine you
can't stop let you know what I mean
the nuclear option has been unfurled and we
can't stop it it's gonna change the world
they're gonna come for you no matter what
you do Try
and stop them all you won't but they're
gonna push right through can't stop can't stop
them you know what I mean can't stop
em can't stop them you know what I
mean they are the GOP
they're a big zombie they were dead a
long time ago and now they're just in
the death throat and they just keep walking
walking on they just keep steamrolling Everybody
been dead a long time but they just
keeps going going going can't stop the machine
can't stop and you know where to be
can't stop the machine I'm
coming for you know what I mean can't
stop the machine coming for you you know
what I mean can you stop the mach
they're coming for you you know what I
mean"
And then the sun it disappeared one afternoon,"The moon decided it was her turn to
rule the sky And
so she took her place above us, the
people wiped their eyes Moon,
oh moon you’re the ruler of the night
And even in the day, in my heart
you are still bright Moon,
oh moon I pine, I long and I
hope I want to reach and hold you
with a ladder made of rope The
stars, they didn’t know where they should belong
With the sun and his fleeting glory or
the night so long The
darkness said, “I need you to cut through
me, to cut through me” The
light said, “I’m too bright and you don’t
belong where I be” Moon,
oh moon you’re the ruler of the night
And even in the day, in my heart
you are still bright Moon,
oh moon I pine, I long and I
hope I want to reach and hold you
with a ladder made of rope With
a ladder made of rope, with a ladder
made of rope"
The earth is spinning can you feel it,"Can you feel it The
earth is spinning can you feel it Can
you feel Can
you feel it Can
you feel Can
you feel it Some
people are convinced that the earth is somehow
flat flat flat I don't know where they
get that idea but they seem really obsessed
I don't know where this song is going
No I don't I don't I'm
feeling really anxious about money these days Really
anxious about money Really
anxious about money Really
anxious about money Really
anxious about money Really
anxious about money Really
Are they anxious about money But
it's gonna be okay if the past is
any in decay Shun
Indecay Shun
Shun Shun
Sh Let's
play up here for a while I'm
not really good not really good at the
piano Not
really really good at the piano In
fact I'm
not really good at any instrument Just
kind of serviceable Just
kind of surprise visible I gotta stop writing
this song get back to worrying about money
If you want to help me not worry
about money so much you could donate to
my Patreon
Patreoncom Jonathan
Man I just wrote a post on there
about Baby
Yoda and how it went viral on Tik
Tok So
go read that post and if you got
a quarter to spare donate to my Patreon
My Patreon
Andthen maybe I'll
worry just a little bit less Notice
I didn't say stop worrying altogether but maybe
I'll stop worrying a little bit less about
money money money money money"
We just wanted to see the titanic Without,"worrying about regulation How
hard can it really be I’m
sure we can figure it out We
built a sub with duct tape and grit
Boot strapped self determination Pushing
the boundary to the limit That’s
what’s it’s all about But
the $30 Logitech
controller that we got from Best
Buy broke down In
this 22 foot cylinder beneath the sea we
won’t drown because We’re
gonna run out of air Tell
our families don’t despair Cuz
we died doing what we love We
just wanted to see the titanic The
parable of hubris and folly Man’s
wish to defy the odds who could ask
for anything more It’s
like that quote from ol any rand The
truth is only for the men who seek
it We
make the future when we speak it Bolt
that sub hatch door David
Pouge did a story all about us for
cbs this morning He
left out the part where we lost contact
with our ship for 5 hours We’re
gonna run out of air Tell
our families don’t despair Cuz
we died doing what we love"
"Not your keys, not your crypto","It’s the very first thing that I learned
What it meant, I didn’t quite know
But all it takes is one time getting burned
And then you know
Not your keys, not your crypto
Even giants preaching this
Refused to heed their own advice so
Now they’re rekt, and it won’t be fixed
And I’m feeling pissed
Don’t keep your money
On centralized exchanges
This will stay the same
No matter what else changes
SBF or Armstrong, CZ you’re deranged if
You keep any of your money on
Centralized exchanges"
He’s a straight talking dude,"From the state of Rhode Island
Who likes a little green frog
Who preaches love not violence
But He’ll kick your butt
Playing golf frisbee
When it comes to NFT
He’s a real OG
Joe Looney
Joe Looney
His countenance can be gloomy
But Joe Looney
Joe Looney
He’s got a heart of gold"
You're thinking about something and suddenly reflection what,"kind of person am i, what kind do
i want to be? where do i fit
in, what's waiting out there for me and
the christmas songs on the radio don't help
and the tinsel lights everywhere you go don't
help and the sounds of sleigh bells ringing
don't help and hark the angel singing definitely
doesn't help christmas pudding i'll just eat this
christmas pudding I won't overthink it take this
egg nog drink it christmas pudding i'll just
eat this chirstmas pudding i don't even know
you but i will mistletoe you the end
of the year approaches and it's time for
reassessing but whether i've grown at all is
for anyone to be guessing there's something in
the air that makes me want to change
it's like a mass delusion, we're all feeling
kind of strange and the christmas songs on
the radio don't help and buying gifts for
everyone you know don't help i just want
to take a nap but i don't think
that would help cause i'd wake up christmas
morning then it's over and it's too late"
Can’t fix no no no it’s broken,"This IG unit is poodoo
It not friend anymore
It broken it broken
No no no no down no squeezy
No squeeze, bad baby
Religious fundamentalism
Makes people do crazy things
What kind of magic mysticism
Will Mando find?"
Give a man a fish and he will,"eat the fish Unless
he is a vegetarian Teach
a man to fish and he'll go fishing
Unless he thinks that fishing is cruel You
can lead a horse to water but you
can't make it swim You
can lead a man to fish but you
can never make him Eat
fish If
he doesn't wanna Kill
two birds with one stone and you've got
two birds What
are you gonna do with them? One
in the hand is worth two in the
bush But
you got one stone so you got two
in the hand Every
family seems to have at least one black
sheep Or
maybe just a wolf in sheep's clothing You
can lead a man to sheep He
may count them in his sleep He
may be a shepherd Like
Moses Talking
to a bush Where
there are two birds Crocodile
tears are dropping like flies on the elephant
in the room Don't
look a gift horse in the mouth Get
off of your high horse and stop beating
it Hold
your horses instead of beating them When
the chickens come home to roost The
early bird will catch the worm And
it'll be raining cats and dogs You
can lead a man to chickens And
as long as he doesn't count their eggs"
He's obsessed with motorbikes He,"loves comics and sci fi He's
an amazing chef He
sweats so much at work that he has
to wear sweat bands He
got style and he loves hats He
should dance more Cause
he's not that bad There's
a dude named Colin
Living in his ear little man Scott
and Sarah
Sarah and Scott
they buy Honda
cars and they laugh a lot Aug
19 they tied the knot Scott
and Sarah
Sarah and Scott
he's the kindest person Sarah
knows They
got together nine years ago they drank a
lot the night they met they don't remember
the date they love cinema they love food
he loves his family her family too they
want a dog but it's hard because they
rent their place Scott
and Sarah
Sarah and Scott
they buy Honda
cars and they laugh a lot Aug
19 they tie the knot Scott
and Sarah
Sarah Ann
Scott and Sarah
Sarah and Scott
they buy Honda
cars and they laugh a lot Aug
19 they tie the knot Scott
and Sarah
Sarah and Scott"
I have memories,"of games gone by
days in my life
in the corners of my mind
the first time
i held a controller
watching cut scenes
to get psyched for playing
watching my brother play
kung fu
the weirdness that was
mario 2
Blowing the dust out of the cartridge that is my mind x4"
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when i've found my way,"i find my way's forgotten
when i feel ok
i'm feeling more distraught and
i must break free
and i don't care just how i do it
stand with me
turn and face the sun look through it
in another time
i was a minstrel singing
now it's a crime
to stand on the corner brining
song to the street
i don't care just how we do it
stand with me
turn and face the sun look through it
gone are the days
of whiskey drunks and loud parades
but it's ok
we'll make due with veiled charades"
i wanna rewrite reality,"I wanna reinterpret every natural law
So the only things that can hurt me
Are things that won't hurt me at all
That's the way we gonna do it in the future
Where magic and technology are one
when the ash and the blood and the water
are all mixing beneath the dying sun
oh my darling do not worry about it now
now it is the age of fleeting death
just look out upon everything you've made
breathe life into every single breath
i wanna rewrite reality
I wanna reinterpret every natural law
So the only things that can hurt me
Are things that won't hurt me at all"
About face,"Without a trace
Of indecision or regret
Standing in
spot you've been
Known to try to forget
Say it with me
Say it with me
This is all we've got
Simple mold
Built to hold
You in your space and time
You cannot fake it
You cannot break it
You are yours and I am mine
Say it with me
Say it with me
This is all we've got
It's typical
To put your wall
Up and then knock it down
You drone strike
You click like
You listen for familiar sounds
Say it with me
Say it with me
This is all we've got"
I’m going on an airplane for the first,"time in two years The
last time I was flying to bum fuck
Texas crying through my tears I don’t know
if I can remember how to do it
If I can travel all around Tell
you the truth, I’m
a little bit nervous I don’t know what
I’m going to be doing down Down
there in Denver
I’m going down to Denver
I hope I don’t get covid this time
You see last time I was supposed to
go to Denver
I got covid right on down the line
This time I’m
hopeful that I don’t get it, no I’m
just gonna go go go Down
to the airplane and fly through the sky
I hope that I don’t cry I will
be hosting a conference call Schelling
Point And
if I was a weed smoker, I might
consider rolling up a joint Would
you believe I’ve
never smoked the stuff Never
once even lit it up I once at
an edible brownie And
that really fucked me up So
I’ve been a little scared to try little
scared"
Murder hornet in the USA,"Come to expand her territory
Hide your honey lock up your bees
There’s  gonna be blood running down the trees
The Murder Hornet
Largest hornet on the planet
Workers are big, queens are huge
They build subterranean nests
Often around rotten pine roots
They’ve been see around Washington State
Their stinger is like a hot nail being driven into your skin
They can fly 60 miles in one day
Killing 40 bees a minute, this ain’t a battle bees can win
Vespa Mandarinia
Or asian giant hornet too
But Americans like to be dramatic
So I guess murder hornet will do"
I spent the day making my way round,"the 11th district of New
Jersey I spent the day making my way
round the 11th district of New
Jersey talking to folks about the ACA
If it went away they would really miss
it Talking
to folks about the ACA
if it went away pre existing conditions Filming
folks in the living rooms filming folks in
the dining rooms Filming
folks in the backyards telling their story so
hard Parents
with kids with rare diseases without the aca
they would be in trouble Filming
them telling me their story and while they're
voting for Mikey
Cheryl I spent the day making my way
around the 11th district of New
Jersey Spent
the day making my way around the 11th
district of New
Jersey and now I'm
home"
I sometimes think,"That I’m awake
When the whole state
And the country’s sleeping
The world’s dreaming
And I’m alone
I sometimes think the world
Has all awoken
And I am strange
I’m on a stage
And the darkness drinking
Has got me thinking
I’m not enough
But when I feel alone
Come and take me home
I’ve got a lens
That magnifies
The darkened skies
And I see the painting
Of galaxies and slumbering demons
And with my headphones on
I hear the singing
Of missing giants
Always trying
To tear me up
They don’t mean it
But I believe it’s
Meant to be"
If I wait too long to write my song,"The night comes overtakes me
The tiredness just breaks me
And i’m left to my own devices
Everybody’s got the plague
We’re all dying from ebola
We all drink too much cola
We’ve all got our own vices
Take my advice
Don’t be an asshole
Take my advice
Go where you want to go
Take my advice
Write your song early
Take my advice
Love completely
I’m standing at the bathroom counter
Typing out these words
And that may seem absurd
But it’s what I’ve got to do
When days fly by without a chance
To stop and do reflecting
The ego your protecting
Can’t get in the way of you
Take my advice
Don’t be an asshole
Take my advice
Go where you want to go
Take my advice
Write your song early
Take my advice
Love completely"
Everybody is doing their best most of the,"time trying to get through the day without
crying doing what they gotta do to survive
So don't judge people too harshly just because
you're having a bad day You
don't know what they are going through Okay
Everybody is doing their best most of the
time trying to get through the day without
crying But
crying can be good and cathartic And
don't you think that you should start a
garden in the backyard Growing
vegetables that you can eat Making
plans with the soil neath your feet Making
friends with all the little animals who come
to feast on your food Say
hey don't do that my little dude But
there's enough for everyone to go around Just
like this world we live in It's
not scarce It's
abundant and it's not scarce it's abundant Oh
and money is not a very good means
of distributing all the goods that we need
to survive in this life No
it's what we got though So
make the best of it as you can
Even as you try to change the world
My man my woman Everybody
is doing the best that they can as
they try not to cry into their soup
and try to go alley oop oop oop
Alley oop oop oop Oh
yeah"
How many times have NFTs died,"How many times brought back to life
Earthquakes and automobiles
Ones ricochets and the other has wheels
I don’t mean to be cryptic when talking about crypto
And in case you missed it, it’s just the ebb and flow"
Ooga booga looga dooga,"Shinga dinga linga dinga
Oosha voosha loosha doosha
Ooga booga looga dooga
You think that your sister doesn’t give good gifts
This isn’t a doormat Llama
But don’t worry, we’re gonna do it like this:
Michael William Naso-rama
Your family is vegetarian, and you go to Italy
You eat a lot of spaghetti
From a young age you all learned to ski
Your sister follows you and ends up in a tree
I’m not sure if she was ready
Hanging out at Summit with all your friends
You became a coffee snob
You work really hard and you get it done
At your Union Board job
You got sick of seeing your sister around school
But she really loves you blubber
She’s sure some day you’re gonna save the world
But you know, no pressure"
Hat hat,"Mr
Hat
He's a
Mr
Hat
Guy
Hat
Hat
Mr
Hat
He's the
Mr
Hat guy
Hat
Hat
Mr
Hat
He's a
Mr
Hat guy
Hat
Hat
Mr
Hat
He's a
Mr
Hat guy
Oh yeah
Mr
Hat
He wears lots of hats
Cause he's
Mr
Hat guy
Oh yeah he's
Mr
Hat guy
He wears lots of hats
Hat
He's
Mr
Hat guy
Hat
Hat
Mr
Hat
He's
Mr
Hat guy
Hat
Mr
Hat
He's the
Mr
Hat guy
Hat
Hat
Mr
Hat
He's the
Mr
Hat guy
Hatat
Mr
Hat
Oh he's the
Mr
Hat guy"
The courts have stopped your ban,"You grabby grabby pumpkin man
The American people are better
Than the shit you’re trying to pull
We’ve been blind too long
But now it’s a brand new song
And we’ve got our walking shoes on
And a rattling in our skull
The supermarkets will run out
And I have no doubt
That things are gonna get rough
But we can pull together
So many are gonna suffer
And we’ve gotta look out for each other
Because the suffering won’t be
It won’t be forever
It won’t be
It won’t be
It won’t be forever
It won’t be forever
We’re gonna lose a lot
And then we’ll lose some more
But then we’ll settle the score
And you nazis are gonna pay
Cuz then we are gonna win
And then we will begin
Building up our defenses
So you can never come back again"
If white people,"Ever got one whiff
Of the stuff black people face every day
I swear we’d lose our shit
My blood starts boiling
When someone cuts in line
And if I got pulled over for no reason
I think I’d lose my mind
White people
Including me
We’re fragile
Break easily
I’m easy going most of the time
But I get indignant when
Somebody imposes on me
Their power tripping whim
This happens so infrequently
That I barely think about it
If it happened everyday
I would have to shout it
Someday soon when Trump is gone
The fact will still remain
That the people who chanted and voted for him
Will never go away"
They’re just two dudes from Indiana,"With lots of experience in
The shipping and freight industry
Logistics and transportation
Just two tech nerds who saw that
There were inefficiencies
Laying the ground work for autonomous systems
More organically
Track, measure and improve your ops
With automated dashboards and scorecards
40% reduction in retention fees
Audit trails and load visibility"
On the road to PAX,"Where we can all relax
‘Cause everyone’s a nerd over there
On the road to PAX
No, we won’t break our backs
‘Cause everyone’s a nerd over there
Over there
I’m in Portland
I’ve never been there before
Never been there before
Over there
I enjoy it so far
There is lots of trees around
And it’s nice, oh yeah
On the road to PAX
Where we got our backpacks
And inside them we got lots of dirty stuff
On the road to PAX
Lots of people like to relax
Playing games on those big beanie bags
Beanie bags"
You see something that makes you mad,"And you tweet your disdain
It’s all pavlovian
The algorithm plays your emotions
Like a video game
It’s all pavlovian
If you think that there’s a difference
Between her and you
You both just scream into the void
But that’s what she gets paid to do
She’s holding up a mirror
We don’t like what we see
It’s all pavlovian
Little engines of content
To feed the beats
It’s all pavlovian"
No,"I don't take responsibility at all
At all
No
I don't take responsibility at all
At all
President of the
United
States holds the shots
President of the
United
States holds the shots
Well
I have the ultimate authority
President of the
United
States hauls the shots
The shots
The shots
Calls the shots
No
I don't take responsibility at all
At all
No
I have the ultimate authority
No
I don't take responsibility at all
At all
No
I don't take responsibility at all
At all
President
President of the
United
States holds the shots
President of the
United
States holds the shots
Do
I have the ultimate authority
President of the
United
States holds the shots the shots the shots
Holds the shots
No
I don't take responsibility at all
At all
No
I have the ultimate authority
No
I don't take responsibility at all
At all
No
I don't take responsibility at all
At all
The president of the
United
States calls the shots
President of the
United
States calls the shot
Will
I have the ultimate 40
President of the
United
States calls the shot
The shot
The shot
Calls all the shots
No
I don't take a responsibility at all
Will
I have the ultimate authority"
I got no fancy words,"If I had a minute I would give it to you
My gut is a fire hose
My head is full of the darkest thoughts
You know what I’m talking about
Just nod along and say, “I do.”
Some voices carry through the cracks
Between the parts of me and parts of your
I’m rusting cattle here
All that misery is put to use
Courageous heavenly shields
Break the backs of all involved
You know what I’m talking about
Just nod along and say, “I do.”
The following is just a ruse
Amazing light provided by the dark
The shortfall won’t stand still
Clocks running rampant under foot
You know what I’m talking about
Just nod along and say, “I do.”"
When your mom and I met,"Was a definite tension
Though neither of us acknowledged it
And it was 12 long years
Before anybody did anything at all about it
But with god or fate or circumstance
It was flood gates opening on desert lands
And my universe shook down to the core
In ways I could never have imagined
Everyday and every night
Not a lot of sleep but that was all right
We did it so much I couldn’t see straight
It was great
And then you
And then you attached straight to her body
We get close and then you’re crying
And then you, you go to sleep
Inopportune times you wake
And then you I love you more than I can say
But when she and I are making waves
I swear I’m gonna just give you away
It’s my lizard brain"
I wasn’t who I thought I was,"I didn’t what I thought I does
Fling stardust into your face
Don’t let them see your space
Crash landing on my neck
Boots standing on my deck
Free brick house for the smoke
Free lighters for the joke"
This New Year's Eve,"I'm tired as can be
I'm tired as can be
Whoa whoa this
New
Year's
Eve
I'm tired as can be
I'm tired as can be
so
I'll take a nap"
Was a long road,"That brought me home
To see the truth
Took all I had
To counter that
And get me through
You had me trapped
But I got away
And now I’m happier
You had me trapped
Like a butterfly
And a spider
I was never chained
But the fact remained
That I couldn’t move
Your tears fell
And I couldn’t tell
What I should do
You had me trapped
But I got away
And now I’m happier
You had me trapped
Like a butterfly
And a spider
I never thought anybody should love me
So I just went with the flow
When someone said that they loved me
I just didn’t know
I took the first
And I took the worst
And I took it all
Didn’t matter who
Though I thought that you
Were a siren call"
SHIT YES,"siracusa is dead.
“Fuck you, here’s your Mac Pro.”
THE NEW MAC PRO IS A BOX
YESSSS THAT DISPLAY TOO THO
HOLY SHIT THE MAC PRO IS BACK!
THE REAL MAC PRO IS BACK!
Apple's new Mac Pro allows
Logic to have lots and lots (and LOTS) of audio tracks.
Double the terraflops double the floopywotits,
triple the bigly figlys.
The Mac Pro has wheels.
new mac pro. it's so.. shiny
The new Mac Pro doesn’t look like a trash can anymore!
It looks like … a cheese grater?
Actually my Mac Pro from 2011 says hello
And personally I’ve been a return to cheese grater agitator"
It's too big,"I can't process it
Don't know what it is
Don't wanna think about it
I can't wrap my head just keeps going round
When
I close my eyes
I try to shut it down
But
I can't unsee what's now a part of me
I can't let go of
feeling
I now know
I can't unsee what's now a part of me
I can't let go of
feeling
I now know
Hallway of red
Animal scream
Emotions spread all over my dreams
World goes silent try to catch my breath
Visions of life taken by death
But
I can't unsee what's now a part of me
I can't let go
The feeling
I now know
I can't unsee what's now a part of me
I can't let go
The feeling
I now know
I now know
I now know
I now know"
You want you and your horse,"To be the best that you can be
And that is why you care about
Asymmetry
And with straightness training
You’l reach perfect harmony
Between you and your horse
Mentally and physically
With Marijke De Jong
You’ll learn to stretch and grow
She will bring you further
Than you ever thought you’d go
If the horse is out of balance
See it as a challenge
And if it takes much longer
Your bond will be that much stronger
Give your best
AIKIDO!
better world for you and your horse
Think first, act later
You gotta yeild to pressure
Inner picture, inner feeling
Lateral bending, forward down, stepping under
If your beginner or advanced
We can help in your journey
Learn about straightness training
At ST Academy
Horses all over the world
No matter how old or young
Have used this exercises
Beneficial and so fun
With Marijke De Jong
It’s all within your reach
First you are the student
You can even learn to teach
use your airbag
Chasing from behind"
"Tell me why, when I fall","Would the world wanna catch me?
I’m not an animal anymore
Tell me why, in the sun
I can look and lose my hearing
I’m not afraid of anything
I was a man, was a man
In the morning
Then I changed
I’m sorry
I turned around, turned around
And I saw you
In the light
Very clearly
Please mister, please mister
I don’t even know
If my head’s on straight
Whoa baby, hey baby
I can’t get used to the changes
In my way
Tell me why
(Tell me why, tell me why)
Tell me why it’s gotta be that way
(Tell me why, tell me why)
(Tell me why, tell me why)
Tell me why
(Tell me why, tell me why)
(Tell me why, tell me why)
Why it’s gotta be that way
(Tell me why, tell me why)
(Tell me why, tell me why)
Yeah yeah
I was a man, was a man
In the morning
Then I changed
And I’m sorry"
Bill Cosby's not dead,"Bill Cosby's not dead
Bill Cosby's not dead
No no no no no no
Bill Cosby's not dead
Bill Cosby's not dead
Bill Cosby's not dead
Well it might say so on Twitter
But you know it just makes me bitter
Because Cosby is one of the greats
Kids nowadays don't know
I grew up watching his show
Go watch some clips of him on YouTube
He'll just about blow your mind
I said
Bill Cosby's not dead
(No he’s not dead)
Bill Cosby's not dead
Bill Cosby's not dead
Sing along if you know the words
Bill Cosby's not dead
Bill Cosby's not dead
Bill Cosby's not dead
Now I love me some Richard Pryor
But Cosby's more my style
Being funny without uttering a swear
Yeah he's clean and he loves his family
He shows you what a man can be
Though he shilled for Kodak and Jello
We won't hold that against him no
I said
Bill Cosby's not dead
(No he’s not dead)
Bill Cosby's not dead
(Mmmm)
Bill Cosby's not dead
This goes out to Twitter I said
Bill Cosby's not dead
(No nooo)
Bill Cosby's not dead
(Yeah)
Bill Cosby's not dead
Bill Cosby's not dead
(Bill)
Bill Cosby's not dead
Bill Cosby's not dead
(No no no)
Bill Cosby's not dead
(Oh)
Bill Cosby's not dead
(I don’t know why they’re saying you’re dead on Twitter)
Bill Cosby's not dead
It doesn’t make any sense
Maybe they’re just jerks
Or something"
1 2 3 4 Fingers,"dipped in gold Alien
fingers Fingers
come to earth And
the scientists say let's make this And
the scientists say where this coming from Can
we say say the kids Us
We say it's alien fingers Alien
fingers A
L I c m Fingers
A L
I e m Fingers
A I l e n Fingers
Where did they come from Where
did they go I wish that I could
get to know all the aliens that left
their fingers here What
planet are they from What
planet do they live on What
planet do they from What
planet are they live on I wanna know
All the aliens are alien fingers Fingers
Dim I wonder where's their home D
I wonder where they're"
People like Matt,"have spent 2 years making fun of non
fungibles It’s
a sad fact lack of imagination can’t see
far past their nose Then
the poison musk rat steals an at and
even blind mat can see It’s
not money or clout but there is no
doubt it shoulda been an nft It
shoulda been an nft That’s
the reason for this all to be No
billionaire or anybody else Can
take ‘ em from you or me In
a world increasingly digital little ownership is what
we need We
call it personal property It
shoulda been an nft But
DiDs or the Fediverse
Are both equally as strong Yeah
they are both promising They
all go their pros and cons So
why don’t you use those instead You
don’t have to be ornery I’m
not I’m
just saying that with the X
It shoulda been an NFT
Folks like Matt
have spent two years spouting off certain views
And the minute the dumb musk takes the
X that’s suddenly headline news But
the one thing in this article from Mashable
you won’t see Is
any kind of self-reflection about how it coulda
been an NFT"
1 2 3 4,"I need a haircut
I'm quarantined with my wife and kids
I don't know why the time of day is
When it was
Friday
I thought for sure it was
Thursday
And now it's
Sunday
I think isn't it
I have less time stuck here in my house than
I ever did when
I was free to move about
So while you watch me
I should be downstairs taken care of by kids
Taking care
Oh
Corona you're really fucking it all up
Oh
Corona you can't disappear soon enough
I need a haircut
I'm gonna be on
T
V and
I don't want people to see
Oh
Corona please just go away
Never come back
Go to another galaxy"
Good day,"Crypto market all around
Add some pickle
Which I’m going to farm
Chainlink? Love it
Got in late but gonna to hold
And if it dips I’ll add more
ETH DOT or ADA
ETH, of course
Buy Dogecoin Norm
Don’t be absurd
What’s your portfolio
Nearly all BTC"
I never have time to do it like i want it,"I just gotta play I gotta go where I go
Never have time no time i never got it
Now I gotta go like the wind is gonna blow
I gotta do this
I gotta get gone
I gotta play it
and then go beyond
I gotta say this
I gotta get going
I gotta do all the things i gotta do
I never have time and so it’s all ruined
my lifes work turned out to be a joke
most of the time i don’t know what i’m doing
Everything blows up in a pile of smoke"
I had a dream I was a ghost,"All of my insides were on display
I was floating above what I feared the most
And I had to answer for every choice I made
I said Hey!
I said Hey!
But nobody could hear me
Everybody that I ever loved
Just turned their backs too ashamed to look
I beg and pleaded but it was not enough
The sky melted and the air shook"
All the little ducks are quacking in time,"What’s mine is yours and what’s yours is mine
Together we make such a great team
We balance out each other at both extremes
I’ve never been on this side of the earth
Where nobody knows what one penny is worth
I’ve never seen you so up close
Raining like a tidal wave and dancing like a ghost
Boo
The picture in my mind said one thing straight
But the real world is much more complicated
So I packed my bags and I sank way down
To where the fireflies glow so there’s light all around
But I heard you calling and I couldn’t sit still
I held out best I could until
You sent me a telegram with all your best jokes
The one with the overalls and the one with the ghost c"
The year was 2012 I was looking for,"a friend Cuz
I needed someone to talk to So
I invented a machine that would shrink we
me way down small No,
no, smaller than that x3 No,
still still smaller Once
I was small enough Smaller
than a pinhead I set out on my
quest Didn’t
take too long before I found a little
nanobot He
said his name was Lore
I asked him where he came from He
said that humans made him Said
that he had lots of friends and they
called themselves grey goo He
said they’d taken over and made earth unhabitable
for all organic life But
wait I stopped him and he looked at
me If
what you’re telling me is true Then
that makes me a…Oh no! Oh
yes, machine Oh
yes, machine I am just a machine Oh
no! Oh
yes! The
end x2"
Produced by Encyclo-Britannica,"Films, yeah Oh
man, I’m
pulling this rope And
I’m so pissed off I could just scream
at you We
look like little babushkas We’re
so angry Man,
I’m frustrated that this propeller doesn’t turn I’m
mad on the phone I’m
ripping things up And
I’m throwing things on the floor And
I’m sobbing in the chair And
I’m really, really angry I’m
writing things down I’m
super, super pissed I’m
gonna break the pencil Throw
it down I’m
gonna cry, cry, cry ,cry Cuz
things aren’t going my way I’ve
got these pretty bangs But
things aren’t going my way So
I’m gonna cry I’m
gonna cry on the table like a sad
person does Here’s
another way you can do it You
can skip, skip, skip, yeah Skip,
skip the rope Double
dutch, double dutch I’m
yelling again But
look, everything’s okay No,
it’s not okay Things
are so bad Because
I’m yelling No,
you listen to me Things
are just fine If
you would just calm down Okay,
I’m still pulling the rope I’m
angry, I’m
angry Why
don’t you listen to me? No,
look, the two of us, we’re saying that
things are okay You
don’t gotta walk away Now
we can’t skip rope anymore Why’d
you walk away? X2
I cried cuz the magazines are sad Nothing
looks good I’m
gonna eat chocolates from this box of chocolates
Ugh, it tastes disgusting I’m
gonna try to read a book God
this is boring I’m
so damn bored I came in from outside
where they were mean to me Now
I’m gonna be mean to you Get
outta here, I’m
gonna throw this book No!
You can’t throw that book She
was gonna throw the book at me Yeah,
yeah, it’s really mean Look,
kids, everything’s okay Don’t
be sad I know your hormonal teenager hormones
are raging But
just settle down, okay? But
she gets to do everything and I’m
stuck here And
I’m just so angry about… No,
it’s okay Look,
you guys can make up Me
and my dad Or
my friend, I can’t tell Building
model planes We’re
doing pretty well No,
here, that’s not how you do it This
is how you do it Ah,
I’m putting my hands on my hips to
show that I’m
not really sure what’s going on Here
comes my friend with a baseball, softball And
a baseball, softball bat I’m
saying, this is how you handle things, man
I’m older than you, listen to what I’m
saying You
gotta be gentle with it But
what if, I don’t gotta be gentle with
shit This
is my stuff, shutup No,
see, like this? No,
I’m angry I’m
gonna put on my hat Grab
my jacket I just went to get some
water Doesn’t
even taste very good God
damn"
Strike out on your own,"It’s good to be alone
Even when you get lonely
You can always ask for help
We are only
collection of cells that thinks about itself
You thought you needed someone
It turned out the past wasn’t done
And if you miss the pillows
And the secrets that they’d tell
Sit beneath the willow tree
You’re a collection of cells that thinks about itself
So put on that gorilla suit
He will always be there for you
When your heart is saying no
He will be there to show
You why to go
And how to do
Nothing can contain you now
Not the open road and no roaring crowd
Your dna is changing
Your heart begins to swell
It’s a loosening and unchaining
Of your collection of cells that thinks about itself
When we were 17 years old
We thought we had it all down cold
There is no preparing
And it doesn’t do to dwell
And it has no bearing
On the collection of cells that thinks about itself"
Travel the universe without a math Everybody,"knows that I don't take no craft Put
me in a pocket and I fall alone
it's wrong it's wrong Strong
strong I traveled all around But
I found nobody like me I went to
the mountains and I went into the sea
I took a little detour Down
a long and dusty road I know I
know I know I the more that you
keep looking for what you want the more
that you gonna blow your mind the more
that you keep looking for something longer you
that's not where he said I went around
honking my way I was caught unaware as
I was cut away it took a little
while to find my place still not sure
what happens to be honest Now
I'm just a man who doesn't know what
he wants I got little projects that I
put in my pockets But
I try to do my best Staying
busy every day I like it I like
it that way the more lets you keep
reaching for what is out of reach the
more that you keep trying to learn what
you can teach the more that you are
doing what you have always done that's when
when you become someone that's when you become
someone"
You can’t give him a reason,"And that’s the hardest part
So while you brain is full of doubt
You try to trust your heart
You can’t listen to music
Because it drags you further down
And when you wake up in the morning
It hits you that he’s not around
You’ve been through this before
You know the general contour
He’s not your last and he’s not your first
But fuck if it isn’t
Just the worst
Your best friend moved away last week
Road tripping across the nation
And you’ve got mountains of work
Your therapist is on vacation
Some friends are easy
And some take work to evolve
But right now you just want to hide out
And curl up into a ball"
I was laying in bed and lookin on,"eBay Nothing
smart ever starts that way I started thinking
about this old toy that I had When
I was a kid and how it always
reminded me Of
NFTS So
what do you think I did Isn’t
it obvious M.U.S.C.L.E
MEN oh M.U.S.C.L.E
MEN I must admit I missed my friends
How sweet it is to see you again
That’s right I bought like 1000 My
7 year old self is astounded Back
when I first saw crypto punks in the
fall Of
2017 they brought up memories Of
these little pink dudes I collected them all
the time"
I’m moving again,"So there’s boxes everywhere
Moving the mess
The mess of our lives
To another place
And I’m so tired
Look at my face
Can you see the lines
The lines and the bags
Under my eyes
Fill up the box with stuff you don’t need
Where did it come from? This stuff you don’t need
We accumulate stuff
No matter what we do
I wish I could just
Live simply
I used to fit
Everything I owned
Into a 4 door sedan
Now I hire movers
And I think that this provers
Some point about
Modern western living
We got crap crap crap
and we strap strap strap
It to our back back backs
We don’t relax ax ax
We just take all all all
Of it enthrall all alled
To the rhythm of the boxes
The brown cardboard boxes
That are our prisons
From which there is no escape"
My head goes blank and my body goes numb,"My heart explodes I refresh the feed
Try to find an anchor but I can’t find one
Another morning lost at sea
How many mornings will it take
Before we confront what we see
How long steeped in hate
How can this be?
I go about my day and I turn it off
I can do that because I have a choice
My outrage and sadness isn’t enough
The doubt and anger in my voice
How many mornings will it take
Before we confront what we see
How long steeped in hate
How can this be?"
The road is closed You,"can't go that way without some repercussions You
don't know what you might find You
don't wanna be finding When
you were just a little one you didn't
know what you were doing And
now you are a bigger one you still
don't know Oh
the road the door is closed don't even
try It's
frozen over like the lake The
boat is closed it's frozen over And
the police have been called it's no mistake
When I was just a little one I
was so confused When
I was just a little one I was
you The
road is closed you can't go down that
way without finding something bad The
road is closed it's covered in snow And
it's the worst day you ever had And
it's the worst day The
worst day Worst
day you ever had"
Played a show,"Then took a flight
To SFO
And now I’m tired
Another travel day song
It won’t be very long
Oh no"
Give me my royalty oh my nft don't,"make me stay please Cause
I work so hard every single day and
I put it all onto your plate and
I say go go Give
me my royalty on my nfts Code
is law well I'm
not sure if that is true Cause
I could do it through the code But
I'd rather you just honor my wishes and
butterflies they know what they're doing. And
the little froggies jump into the pond in
the moose will fight the bear all day
and the jaguar will come out to play
oh oh. Give
me my royalty on my nfts don't make
me say please I don't wanna beg don't
wanna say to yeah I just want you
to follow my wish My
wishes, my wishes Swimming
with the fishes Give
me my royalties Just
doing okay it's part of what makes all
of this so great Royalties
perpetual that's what keeps us straight And
the butterfly knows how to fly and the
moose knows how to fight. And
the froggies will go croak croak croak and
the artist will always be broke except for
Beeple Give
me my royalties Give
them to me please no don't make me
beg don't make me get onto my knees
Cause I don't want to I just wish
that you would follow my wishes Locking
platforms yeah from selling ya oh yeah that
don't sound so good but what are we
supposed to do? We
can do it by all the code oh
yeah. Or
we can do it through social consensus. Just
like the butterfly doesn't have to think about
how she flies. And
the little froggy can hop, hop, hop. And
the moose and the bear will fight each
other in the river. Cause
the moose is fairy territorial. Hear
the froggy go croak, croak croak croak croak.
Hear the froggy glow croak. Watch
the artist go broke, broke, broke Watch
the artist go broke. Except
for people giving my royalties on my nft
don't make me sing please"
Brimstone fast rolling in you don't know what,"it means you're searching for loose change in
the washing machine but know that I'm
here cheering you on Cheering
you on when you feel like you're out
of ideas and you wanna give up youp
lay down in the mud for once and
you look up and you feel enough like
yourself anymore what was that I don't know
who's caugh calling you right now Who
could that be They're
saying to you don't look a gift horse
in the mouth if you're trying you might
find yourself lying in a field in the
mud looking up at a rainbow At
a rainbow now he's a part of the
song that sounds a little bit different It's
different And
now I'm
a bit different too I'm
different like you when the sun fast rolling
in you don't know what it means so
you're searching for that loose chain down in
the washing machine but you're never gonna find
it never gonna hold it never gonna show
it all that don't look a gift horse
in the mouth now put your nose so
close to grindstone you might blow your nose
off don't take your medicine with sugar won't
go down that way Just
look up in the sky and say you
gotta say"
That baby Yoda Song is going viral on Tik Tok,"I’d be lying if I said I totally get it
I’ve been posting a song a day on YouTube
For 11 years but now I’m sitting here an old man
But I made myself an account on Tik Tok
I’ve been messing around
It’s just a bit overwhelming
But you can see what I’ve been up to over there"
Full of going the wrong way,"Full of unconcealed rage
At the words upon the page
And the sleepiness inside
That keeps me wrapped up tight
Today is an impossible day
From which I cannot get away
No matter how hard I try
Each note I sing is dry
Each not I write is why
Today has got to die
Today is an impossible day
I usually keep them all at bay
But my strength is giving way
And now they overtake my senses and my mind
My sanity’s left behind
Today is an impossible day
So I wrote this finally
Just to write it and be done
So I can move and carry on
Maybe go for a run
In the late afternoon sun
Among the trees and rocks for fun
Cus today is an impossible day"
I'm feeling so funky on this,"Sunday
I'm feeling so funky in my bones
I'm feeling so weird
Sitting here all alone
I'm feeling funky
I'm feeling so strange like something is going down
Gotta get my head above my knees
Gotta go with the flow
Feel what
I gotta feel
I don't know
I'm feeling funky like something's all spelunky in my throat
I'm feeling tired like my whole brain has been wired
Note for note down and to the land
Where
I'm not wearing any pants
Where
I'm going naked through the street and calling out
I'm saying hey
I'm feeling funky
I'm feeling funky
I'm feeling funky"
I did so much,"but I didn’t do my song
Now It’s late
Kinda late
I’m doing what I can
To get along
And I am grate
Very grateful
Nothing is sinister
Nothing is sane
Stay on course
Stay in your lane"
This song is worthless,"Utterly worthless
The moment you heard this
You knew it was true
The NFT circus
It’s been tossed in the furnace
So this song is worthless
There’s zero value
NFTs are dead again
They are dead again
They are dead
You’d be crazy to purchase
That would really concern us
I’ve got goose epidermis
Just thinking about it
This song is worthless
It hurts and disturbs us
With NFT absurdness
Flying around it
Just listen toooooooo  this song and you can tell
It’s a worthless pile of shit
As soon as it hits the blockchain
That’s when it gets bathed in worthlessness"
Had a grudge but I let it go,"Never felt right about it and so
I had to find my own way through
gorilla breaking out of the zoo
And it took all of my pride
And it broke me open wide
And I fell into the dust
Never knowing who I was
There isn’t any shame in it
There isn’t any shame
Give yourself a minute
To collect your things
There isn’t any shame in it
There isn’t any shame
No one but you can win it
It’s nobody else’s game
I took myself so seriously
Somehow I couldn’t see
What the weight was doing to me
porcupine stuck up a in tree
And you tried to tie my wrist
And I said I don’t like it like this
The boat was rocking back and forth
Even then it was already over
In the dark
You can feel your heart beating faster
No matter where you are
You sense yourself on the edge of disaster
I had a face that I couldn’t see
Living in between two versions of me
Kept them apart sheer force of will
Distance between grew greater still
Moss growing on my skin
Never really knowing what I held in
So afraid of blowing up
That I was never really showing up"
One year ago,"The panda came alive
The heavens opened up
And pow died
And the ghost of the past
Is never really dead
But as long as we got each other
Together we forge ahead
Two hundred ninety nine thousand
Seven hundred ninety point seventy one
That fat stack is never coming back
Stick a fork in it burned and done
Two hundred ninety nine thousand
Seven hundred ninety point seventy one
No matter where you go, there you are
Might as well have some fun
One year ago
In a parlor in Shanghai
In a barbershop in Brooklyn
And across the worldwide
The system booted up
The stake began to prove
The flux capacitor is online
Nothing left to loser"
Mom took away the Nintendo,"today Cause
Micah and I have been fighting Lay
with Henry
on the floor and he broke the screen
door Cause
it's raining and thunder and lightning But
oh I'm
Mario in my dreams tonight Luigi
jumps high and toady is quick Princess
is light as a feather They
say she's the best But
I was more impressed by the way they
all seem to work together Oh
there's a mark on the cellar door So
now I'm
lying I know cause it looks just like
the sword of Omen
Break a branch off of a tree and
nobody mess with me Cause
now I'm
one badass ninja Turtle
I'm Mario
in my dreams tonight Leonardo's
goody goody Raphael's
always mad Michelangelo's
one Okay
I admit it Donatello's
my favorite pizza is my favorite food Oh
yeah all these I comes from my childhood
slowly faint enough thing And
what have I got to show But
I just can't let them go Mario
Transformers on my birthday Better
than he man My
daddy can't transform them but I can't Oh
he's got a PhD
but he's got nothing on me when it
comes to Decepticons
and dino robots Optimus
Prime So
mom took away the Nintendo
today Cause
Micah and I have been fighting play with
Henry on the floor and he broke the
screen door Cause
it's raining thunder and lightning But
oh I'm
Mario in my dreams tonight"
Standing on the riverside,"Pushing the rock up on the hill
I know what I am on the inside
I don’t know if I have got the will
To do what needs to be done
All of my money’s gone
host of zombies at the door
Mine eyes do fall upon
The heart beat like it never beat before
To do what needs to be done
To do what needs to be done
In the face of all that you’ll never do
To turn and stand against the sun
In the depths of the night
When it’s just you
Falling down the darkest hole
Lifting up the heaviest rock
Digging beneath the buried soul
When all that’s left is the cheapest talk
To do what needs to be done"
I got a brain I got a heart,"in my chest I got a long way
before I can rest I got rejected so
much I don’t know how it feels To
be told ok Jonathan
You are the real deal I got a
spark I got a glow I gotta let
it out You
can welcome it and let it into your
house Does
it say something does it make you feel
Anything resembling the real deal Is
there something fundamental that I don’t understand Melodies
or harmonies like Williams
or Beethoven
In the rhythm of my playing, in the
groove or in the feel Are
any of the words I’m
saying the real deal"
You smashed the door down,"Broke every single plate in glass
You punched a hole in the wall
Oh oh
Did anyone ever tell you
You look like a criminal
Your bloodshot eyes
And crooked smile
I think I need a break
From you for a while
Home is, forever
Home is, forever
Caged canary sing
Will you know the song
Will you sing along
When the wind rips down your pride
Will you run and hide
Or admit that you’re wro-ong
Did anyone ever tell you
You look like a criminal
Your bloodshot eyes
And crooked smile
I think I need a break
From you for a while
Home is, forever
Home is, forever
You hurt me
For the very last time
I found a way
To make you mine
And I’ll cast a net
As wide as the sky
And I’ll talk to you
Until you die
Did anyone ever tell you
You look like a criminal
Your bloodshot eyes
And crooked smile
I think I need a break
From you for a while
Home is, forever
Home is, forever
Home is, forever
Home is, forever"
scraping by and,"washing away the filth
my partner fell
and i'm 44 stories above the guilt
ready or not i'm not ready at all
i'm not ready to fall
we used to take turns
antiseptic it burned
my nose and stung my eyes
with a bucket of lies
he laughed and joked, he was disguised
ready or not the truth will fall
i'm not ready at all
she was the only woman that i ever loved
completely and deeply
and he looked me in the eye as we sat above
and told me, he told me
i watched him go
and the world got slow
i unlatched the safety bar
i didn't hear him hit
but my ears, they split with the sound of the honking cars
i picked up a sponge
and feeling numb
a man playing solitaire
i leaned back
and i felt myself relax
as i drifted through the air
ready or not i'm not ready at all"
Making a song about Thursday,"it's only Wednesday
but that's what I'm
gonna do right now Right
now I don't know who I am don't
know what I'm
doing But
somehow I do it anyhow Making
a song about Thursday
Saturday before Friday
and then we go into the weekend do
you remember that woman That
girl Rebecca
Black she sang that song about Friday
but she's a famous pop singer now Everybody
made fun of you I sing a song
about Thursday
I wish I was better at the piano
But I just I just do my best
sometimes sometimes Other
times I don't do my best and I
just give em a rest Now
I give myself a break Cause
I gotta do that to stay say yay
Making a song about Thursday
It's a day after Wednesday
that's tomorrow if you're counting if you're counting
counting but who's counting the days all be
together Sometimes
I wake up I get up I do
my song I go to sleep and then
I get up and I do it all
again I don't know how I feel about
making a song about birthday and I'm
looking at the window I see my neighbor's
house He's
a really nice guy if you don't know
what to say just sing about what you're
looking at like my tea and my water
Sitting on my desk right here next to
me lying down Thursday
Thursday Thursday
Thursday"
I plant my feet on solid ground,"I plant my ears in solid sound
I take my meals piece by piece
I lock it up and throw away the keys
I sit my butt where the time distorts
Where bottles wash up on dusty shores
I lay my head where nobody goes
I think the thoughts that nobody knows
I break my fast when morning comes
I move my body to the sound of drums
I hold my tea with pinky and thumbs
I need money in the largest sums
I'm not much but a series of screens
I don't know what any of it means
I can't sleep the night or nap
I can't find me on a map
I do my best and that is all
Underwater I drown and call
Something deep down yawns and wakes
terrible blessing or a great mistake"
My mind is racing,"Chasing every which way
like a pit bull in heat
Write this sing that film it
And I need something to eat
Gotta run gotta jump
Gotta dance gotta slump down in my chair
I don't care
My posture is suffering
Whlemed
You might say that I am over
Whelmed
You might say that I am over
Back pain neck joints knees and ankles
And I'm only 31
Wait I'm 31 when did that happen
Seems like only yesterday
1000 songs was all that I'd done
But look at this son
Now I'm creeping up on 2000
This neighborhood
Is gentrifying
I feel guilty
I feel guilty
On the other hand
I can't be lying
Theres good food to eat
And fun things to do
I am a tyrant
sharknado
dark bright immovable force
Wind me up and set me off
And let me run my course
I gotta get going
I don't have all day
But I got just a minute for you
That's what guys like me do
Whlemed
You might say that I am over
Whelmed
You might say that I am over"
you went to the supermarket got your turkey wrapped in plastic,"cooked it in the oven just right should come out fantastic
the whole family's coming over you put on your evening gown
but creeping up behind you all moist and golden brown
it's the zombie turkey coming to pay you back
you run up the stairs into the bathroom lock the door
you can hear her boney legs banging on the floor
she's coming ever closer now, you look out the window to see
an entire neighborhood overrun by zombie turkeys
they are zombie turkeys and they're coming to pay you back
she's banging down the door now it looks like there's no escape
you can't outrun her because you're fat and out of shape
if only you exercised more, ate less, you'd be thinner
what a terrible way to die to be eaten by your dinner
by a zombie turkey who has come to pay you back"
When you got no time,"When you got no time
When you got no time
You just make up a rhyme
When you got no time
Little kids sing songs
Little kids sing songs
Little kids sing songs
Until we tell em it's wrong
Little kids sing songs
And all across the earth
They're making plans
But none of it's worth
Your if buts or ands
And none of the plans
will go just how you expected
And that's ok
When you got to rush
When you got to rush
When you got to rush
You're buried and crushed
When you got to rush
There's never any need
There's never any need
There's never any need
I am built for speed
There's never any need
double"
Who are you and who am,"I
Are we the same
Stars in the sky
What is all what is down
Now
I'll go to sleep"
I had to block Qanon gramma on Facebook,"Reported Flat Earth uncle for spam
Unfriended my anti vax sister in law
Got my GOOP loving cousin banned
My sweet little niece
has been radicalized
She thinks Jews are giant
Green lizards in disguise
I say you’re half jewish
She says that’s exactly
What you’ve brainwashed me to think
It feels like I went to sleep and woke up
In the grip of an alternate dimension
Where everything I thought I knew’s been shook up
And mangled beyond recognition
I long for the days when Grandpa watched Fox
Now it’s all Alex Jones
Crisis actors, chemtrails, demons and gay frogs
Hillary Clinton eats baby bones
I caught my wife watching YouTube
Started out on make up tutorials
Now she thinks Obama is trafficking children
In a sex ring neath the Lincoln memorial
Gramma
Uncle
Sister in law
Cousin
Niece
QAnon
Flat earth
Anti vax
Goop
Radicalized
nephew
Mom
Dad
Wife
Son
Daughter
Mother in law"
Oh no Vitlalik got hacked,"So what does that mean for the rest of us
He is the best of us
But not infallible
LOCK DOWN YOUR SHIT
PLEASE DON’T GET HIT
LOCK DOWN YOUR SHIT
Oh no, bokky Poobah
Lost the old punk
The very first to be claimed
It’s god damn crying shame
It’s a wake up call now
I find myself asking
Does account abstraction fix this
Does it fix this? I don’t know.
One wrong click and
Everything can go missing
Does it fix this? I don’t know.
Oh no, Vitalik got hacked
It all happened so fast
Protolamda got scammed
I don’t understand
Please be careful"
Did I cause eth to crash?,"Was my hubris the disaster?
Should I never have even written that song?
Did I cause eth to crash?
I the market’s master?
Was it just my words and melodies all along?
This song is the reason eth crashed
I satisfied, no I’m not
Did I cause eth to crash?
Was it something in my nature?
Did I touch a forbidden eth  panda meme?
Did I cause eth to crash?
Was it success or was it failure?
Is there more to my songs than what they seem?
What’s future and what is past?
Scientists don’t know a lot"
Call me up when you have a chance,"I'd like to show you something
It's toxic well a brand new dance
That we built out of nothing
I was put on this earth
To keep my body moving
And when moving hurts
Then I don't know what I'm doing
I try to push my life along
little at a time
Sometimes think I’m doing it wrong
With every last thing I’m trying
Go to Greece and ride a bus
To walk around the ruins
Stand atop the Acropolis
And don’t know what I’m doing
I try to bridge the gap
Between my thought and action
The more I struggle, my power’s sapped
Cuz I don’t want satisfaction
If there was a prize for “Almost There”
I know I’d be a shoe-in
But I stay the course because I’m scared
And I don’t know what I’m doing"
Spooky,"Scary
Spooky
(Phone’s ringing)
Spooky scary Halloween
Will you be something nice?
Will you be something mean?
On a spooky scary Halloween
When I see you, will it, make me scream?
Spooky scary Halloween
Are you what you are?
Is there more than what I see?
Spooky scary Halloween
1 plus 1 plus 1 is 3
Spooky
Scary
Spooky Scary
Full moon on a spooky Halloween
Full moon, full moon
On a spooky Halloween
Spooky
Scary
Spooky scary Halloween now, oh yeah
Spooky scary Halloween now, oh yeah
Spooky scary Halloween
Put on our costuming now
Scary face
Scary face
Scary scary scary
Scary face
Scary face
Scary face
Scary scary scary
Scary face
Scary face
Halloween
Scary face
Halloween
Scary face
Halloween
Scary face
Scary face
Halloween
Scary face
Halloween
Scary face
Halloween
Scary face
Scary face
Scary face"
I crazy,"oh yes i am
I am crazy as
Only i can
tell me teacher
who brought the light
that shines so softly
through the night
Rock me mama
down in the forge
we’ll be doing things
ain’t never been done before
float up to the ceiling
crawl on the ground
brain is a mess
heart begins to pound
we’re told stories
heroes big and small
who all shout no way
when they say build a wall
give me science
to ease my pain
tell me all the things
you can’t explain
i am the government
I am the lake
I am the good
that you’re bad for goodness sake
Rope me up
Before I go berserk
Try and tie me down
With too much work
i’m a running around
i can’t stop
climbing up the ladder
never get to the top"
Look at that sneezing panda,"Tommy Lee Jones is not amused
Look at this puppy can't stand-a
Tommy Lee Jones is not amused
Look at this monkey throwing feces
Tommy Lee Jones is not amused
Look at this friendship, interspecies
Tommy Lee Jones is not amused
Doesn't matter what you say or do
Tommy Lee Jones is not amused
Tommy Lee Jones is not amused
Tommy Lee Jones is not amused"
You got the right way,"You got the wrong way
You got the right way
You got the wrong day
You got the wrong time
You got the right track
You got the nose to the grindstone
And wind at your back
You got the bad luck
You got the good luck
You got the hard luck
You got the quick buck
You got the right way
You got the wrong time
You got the nerve to be crazy
You're outta your mind
You got the go away
You got the go ahead stay
You got the ok
You got the what do you say
You got the thick of it
You got the hang of it
You got the handle of the middle of the trick of it
You got the close up
You got the big love
You got the cleaning up
You got the rub a dub dub
You got the high road
You got the low road
You got the seeds that you plant
And reap what you sow
You got the good idea
You got the bad idea
You got the good feel
You got the bad feel
You got mistake
You got milkshake
You got the hot summer heat
Go jump in a lake
You got the right way
You got the wrong way
You got the right way
You got the wrong day
You got the wrong time
You got the right track
You got the nose to the grindstone
And wind at your back"
Why don’t you like me?,"I need everyone to like me
At least know that I’m sincere
Mistakes are made are made in earnest
I pissed you way off
Now for years you’ve cut me way out
And you say that I am bad
But I just need you to like me"
My iPod is frozen,"The old man is dozin’
The blue monkey goes in a hole
The people commuting have guns that they’re shooting
With erections saluting Bob Dole
Riding the subway x3
Trains going faster than natural disaster
With crumbling plaster—falls down
priest and his priestess are handing out leaflets
That she is the cheapest in town
Riding the subway x3
On automatic, cut through the static
Like dust in the attic, I sneeze
dance and a scuffle, cries mostly muffled
My iPod would shuffle and freeze
Riding the subway x13"
Hello ladies and gentlemen,"Crepe
Nutella time
Crepe and
Nutella is the best dessert
It's the best dessert
The best dessert
I said crepe and
Nutella is the best dessert
It's the best dessert
It's the best dessert
Nutella and crepe
Get out and vote
What makes it so great going down your throat
Vote tomorrow and then
I will make you some
Nutella and crepe
Crepe and
Nutella is the best dessert
It' it's the best dessert
All grape and
Nutella is the best dessert
It's the best dessert
It's the best dessert
All"
He's the key to the Barron,"family with a particular way of loading the
dishwasher he's good at job buddy he's turning
93 kids six grandchildren and one great granddaughter
he's got the wisdom of 90 years old
go take a flying leap at yourself yourself
don't eat the yellow snow Jiggle
the handle and that should help Bill
go Bill
Barron 90 years old is with you wherever
you go Sam
Marian Daniel
Georgia Bernie
Stephanie Margot
Sean Maya
Vanessa Dan
Charlie Nancy
and Casey
replaced his cane with some fancy wheels he's
really to buy presents for he loves jelly
beans and crossword puzzles he's really good at
trivia and Wheel
of Fortune
he'll watch Castle
and Mad
Men his beloved Steelers
made the win again down at the casino
with Lady
Luck but he's got his family and they're
full of love Bill
bill bill and 90 years old is with
you wherever you go Sam
Marianne Daniel
Georgia Bernie
Stephanie Margo
Sean Maya
Vanessa Dan
Drew Charlie
Nancy NKC
birthday"
"Foot, hip, trunk, arm, hand, face, tongue and larynx","Primary motor cortex
Foot, hip, trunk, arm, hand, face, tongue and larynx
Primary motor cortex
what am I?
(Ugly bags of mostly water)
Just a bunch of water and sun skin
what am I?
(Ugly bags of mostly water)
Just a bunch of water and some
Foot, hip, trunk, arm, hand, face, tongue and larynx
Primary motor cortex
Ugly bags of mostly water
Ugly bags of mostly water
Ugly bags of mostly water
what am I?
(Ugly bags of mostly water)
Just a bunch of water and some skin
what am I?
(Ugly bags of mostly water)
Nobody knows how much trouble that I'm in
Foot, hip, trunk, arm, hand, face, tongue and larynx
Primary motor cortex
Foot, hip, trunk, arm, hand, face, tongue and larynx
Primary motor cortex
what am I?
(Ugly bags of mostly water)
That is all"
i can take down all the notes,"I can clear all of my throats
I can break down all the walls
I can, oh
I can, oh
I can write down all my fears
I can act out all the weird
I can forget all my things
I can, oh
I can, oh
beautiful day on the planet looking in
Beautiful day pin the inside to the out
endless sky in the air above my house
boundless night below me now
i can hold up all the cars
I can dance with the bizarre
i can eat none of the food
i can, oh
i can, oh
I can miss all of my friends
I can drop a roll of tens
I can break my back on shoes
i can, oh
I can, oh
beautiful day on the planet looking in
Beautiful day pin the inside to the out
endless sky in the air above my house
boundless night below me now
I can let the cockroach live
I can give and give and give
I can open up my heart
I can, oh
I can, oh
I can hold my tongue in space
I can tongue in any place
I can make you feel loved
I can, oh
I can, oh"
"Sitting in a diner, waiting for a veggie burger. ","Sitting in a diner, waiting for a veggie burger. O
kay, so... I'm the kind of person that sits in the diner. 
Who plays this baritone ukulele. 
I hope they don't think I'm too weird. 
Playing my baritone ukulele. 
In the diner, waiting for a veggie burger. 
Veggie burger, veggie burger. 
Adding two sides of fries. 
Because Ivory wants fries. 
And her mom wants fries too. 
And Ivory's glove, her finger. 
Making stuff happen, oh yeah. 
In the diner, at the counter, 
waiting for a burger. Okay. 
Hot chocolate to go? 
Whipped cream? 
We want some hot chocolate, we want to go. 
We want some hot chocolate to go. 
I'm getting my veggie burger, my veggie burger. 
I'm going to the drugstore across the street. 
She's going to the drugstore. 
Across the street. 
Maybe she needs to get some drugs. 
I sell them on the street. 
I just rhyme street with street. 
I should have rhyme street with feet. 
Or something like that. 
But instead I'm waiting for a veggie burger. 
Ooh, veggie burger. 
Now Ivory's thumb will cover the thing."
One could lose hope,"If you don’t hold onto it
But you’re supposed to let go
Of everything
Cuz life is one state
And it’s always changing
What’s next we can’t say
Anything
But I won’t let go
I’ll try to let go of my fear
And my anxiousness in uncertainty
I’ll try to let go of anger
At everything
I will let go of trying
Of expectation and plans
I’ll let go of who I think I am
I am nothing
But I won’t let go
Bad and worse news and I barely see
Through the feeling that we
Have lost it
Does every generation feel this way
I think it’s getting worse but who am I to say
If only we lived for more than 8 decades
We’d know for sure"
Isn’t it weird how everyone you know is,"gonna die someday Everything
you love, every place you go is gonna
go away It
could be depressing Cause
I wanna hold on All
the time I spend obsessing Is
just to keep my mind from looking beyond
Isn’t it weird how time can go slow
and fast and slow Or
that time is something we made up to
make sense of what we think we know
Why do we remember The
past and not the future If
time is like a river Is
there room for never Some
day somebody might not die But
not today Some
day somebody might find The
secret to life Isn’t
it weird that there exists right now other
planets out in space Like
they’re really out there at this very moment,
you can see if you stretch your brain
It’s usually so abstract Cuz
it’s just too much to take in But
you can concentrate on their fact If
you can stay awakened Isn’t
it weird how honeybees dance in the sixth
dimension Their
moves and flow just somehow go to a
place we barely comprehend There
could be another universe Just
lying on top of ours Where
human life didn’t grow on Earth
But instead grew up on Mars"
I'm a froggy groggy monster with a limp and a roll,"I hate all living things with the fire of my soul
I don't want to talk to you, not even just hello
And there's nowhere in the world that I'd ever want to go
My heart is all black and my mind is made of sludge
My skin is creepy crawling at just the slightest touch
If you try to talk to me I'll snap and growl hard
Don't come into my space all ways are locked and barred
Everything smells bad and I can't take the noise
Drinking simple water just tastes like poison
The very sight of you makes me want to retch
The very air I breathe is like diseases that I catch
Give me coffee
Give me coffee
Give me coffee
I'm OK now."
You can’t take the path to 33rd,"You gotta go downtown and take a turn
For the worse
For the foreseeable futture
Did you hear the one about the dead dog
She had in a suitcase all along
And she dumped it
Into the sewer
I’m only one half awake
And I could go either way
So put your gloves on
Before you touch
It won’t mean nothing
At least not much
She’s got vinegar on her finger tips
And the face that she makes when she slips
Is priceless
She belongs in a museum
She came to New York to change the place
To chew bubble gum and to lay waste
Was gonna use those boots
To Tennessee ‘em"
I had a dream of Cybermen,"Weeping angels and Sara Jane
I couldn't win the Master's game
Run you clever boy
Van Gogh and the ood
Chanting painting being pursued
The Tardis is on the move
To build and not destroy
It's bigger on the inside
It's all timey wimey
There's no better ride
Geronimo and allonsi
And then I dreamt of River Song
The Doctor's got his timeline wrong
Captain Jack comes along and yells
Banakafalata
Was the he  there when the Daleks came
So loud with a crash and clang
Are we ever gonna know his name
Or the secrets that he’s keeping
What did the Doctor do
With the turn of a sonic screw
Was was his point of view
When time and space were weeping
Way out in Gallifrey
It all comes down to just one day
Things don't turn out the way
The Doctor would have wanted
How did he bid farewell
Space contracted and then swelled
He was there when Arcadia fell
And time was mutilated
What happened in that war
What happened to the time lords
warrior in the time war
warrior of a time lord"
I’m just a little raindrop from the sky,"Looking for a puddle to call my own
But I landed somewhere else that I
Don’t recognize
I am all alone
I am the silver soldier
That I’ve been waiting for
I am the softest shoulder
The heaviest boulder and many more
Dripping down a leaf and into the mud
Catch a ride on the back of a slug
Searching for a family that I can love
It’s really tough
To be not enough
I’m ready to be evaporated
The only way out they say is through
And just when I think I’ll never make it
I am awakened
And I find you"
And we will all go together when we,"go And
we will all go together when we go
And we will all go together, like birds
of a feather And
we will all go together when we go
We will all die together when we die
We will all go together into the sky
We will all die together in any kind
of weather We
will all die together when we die We
will all paint together when we paint We
will all paint together when we faint We
will faint, we will paint We
will become something we ain't We
will all paint together when we paint We
will all paint together when we paint We
will all paint together when we paint We
will all paint together when we paint We
will all trump together when we trump We
will take the million dump on the trump
When we trump, when we dump We
all living in little clump We
will all trump together when we trump We
will all light together when we light We
will not go gently into that good night
We will light together, yes we will When
the whole damn world's getting ready to be
filled with light, we're up together when we
light We
will not go gently into that good night
We will not go gently into that good
night"
One can only take so much before they’re,"going to Blow
up from the pressure building I know you
feel it Oh,
you gotta let go Don’t
you know We’re
on loan From
somewhere else All
that’s in your rattling skull Is
just some chemicals And
it comes From
somewhere else Take
your heart and pull it out of your
chest to see it Beating
even without your help, it’ll beat 2 billion
times So
just hang on Even
when the world is wrong Music
is just displaced air That
make you feel something Can
I make you feel something"
what kind of stunted pre-pubescent jerk wad would,"spread misinformation that muddies up the waters
as everyone else works for the common good
Shashank Tripathi a vocal Romney supporter
Tweets out stuff just to fuck with the efforts
Of all the adults who were risking their lives
Shahank Tripathi hedge fund analyst
Untouched by the storm in his cocoon safe and warm
a very model of a modern major 'publican
with a pre-pubescent humor disregard for anything
facts they abhors and the poor they despise
climate change is a dirty word among these guys
Romney wants to privatize all disaster relief
He'd dismantle FEMA let states fend for themselves
And when confronted today about his stance on these issues
He ignores the questions and he ignores so well
Similarly Tripathi would not respond to requests
For interviews, he simply hung up
He censors pictures of himself, he hides his face
He's a cowardly dastardly son of a fuck
Sometimes I think Romney might be a troll
Out for the lulz to see how much lie we'll believe
He just says whatever and everyone nods
And it's all similar for Shashank Tripathi
His presidency would be one massive prank
And folks like Tripathi would inherit the earth
The private equity guy and the hedge fund analyst
Adding nothing of value adding nothing of worth"
sometimes i stand in the middle of the street,"try to imagine what all this looked like
1000 years ago
sometimes i forget that i'm sitting right here
i feel as though i'm someplace else
10000 years ago
but oooo
It's just a saturday afternoon
sometimes in the middle of a song
i forget just what i meant
when i wrote the words down
sometimes i get so sad to hear
sound like somebody else
when they sing their songs
but oooo
it's just a saturday afternoon
sometimes i get an idea so good
that my body starts to shake around
and i can barely hold it in
sometimes i can barely move
i take a long nap on the couch
and dream of better days"
I got horns on my back,"I got wings on my head
I got water where my eyes should be
I got fire deep down beneath
I’m a ragnarok
I’m an octorok
I’m a lichen rock
I’m a risky proposition
I got a tail on my insides
I got a heart on my sleeve
I got windows in my brain
I got heart break like you wouldn’t believe
I got bottles for the money
I got oatmeal for your butt
I got a standardized piece of glass stuck in my thigh bone
I got a very tiny telephone"
Here we go Jupiter,"is feeling sick it isn't very fun he's
been cooped up all day his fever is
101Jupiter is feeling sick he's just been watching
TV laying here on the couch Feeling
so sick it's plain to see oh Jupiter
is feeling sick Jupiter
is feeling sick Jupiter
is feeling sick Sick
sick sick so sick"
Sometimes all my plans go to shit,"Sometimes all my shit goes to plans
I shouldn’t bother with
But I do
Because I continue to
Believe in you
I wish I could get off the internet
I wish I could internet some more
It’s hours of my day
I’m hanging on
Until I melt away
Into my song
No one else can walk the path you’re on
For ev erand always you gotta walk alone
But you carry me
In your heart
I’m inside of you
Where ever you are"
I don't remember who I am I've,"forgotten who I was I don't know where
I come from or where I've
been and just because I'm
getting older I'm
getting older and I forget these things that
I have done that I have done I've
forgotten more songs than most people will write
in a lifetime A
lifetime And
I don't say that like it's a good
thing I not sure that it is Cause
I've forgotten who I am who I am
who I was one day And
I don't remember the things I said to
you or the things I wrote I wrote
I don't remember the things I did for
you or the things that I had known
for no oh oh oh oh oh oh
oh I don't remember which way I went
back then in my 20s I don't remember
how I felt How
I felt I guess nobody keeps those memories
in their pocket in their brain anymore as
they get older like I do like everybody
does oh everybody must forget sometimes oh everybody
must forget sometimes oh everybody must forget sometimes
I oh I guess that's just how life
works"
"Hey hey Noura,","Tariq asked me to write you another song
For your birthday this year, maybe this can
be a tradition from now on I heard
Tariq moved to your hometown in Kuwait
Where he’s pining away and counting the days
Till you to finish your observership To
become a heart or plastic surgeon So
you’ll go back home for a year or
so Get
m-m-m-married and then Go
back to Canada
Where your nephew will be waiting With
Sarah and Youbie,
oh oh Happy
Birthday Noura
Life goes fast and you’ve made it Things
are happening, oh Noura
life so sweet there’s no way you’d ever
trade it Someday
a miniature Schnowzer
Tariq is your lobster You
always knew you’d be together And
now that will be officially forever Happy
Birthday Noura,
happy birthday So
eat some peanut butter excuse me if I
repeat myself Do
some yoga and go surfing take that Game
of Thrones
off the shelf Curl
up in a small, small space just like
a raccoon Don’t
forget the chick pee curry, yum vegetarian food
Things have a way of working out And
there’s always more than it seems Look
at that sunset full of Orange
yellow and green You
can have everything you’ve ever wanted and more
And Tariq
is right there with you loving you"
The Bufficorn hacked some hacking,"Hugged straight from the heart
Interrupted a vlog recording
And then took in some art
Schmoozed in the VIP room
Selfies all over the place
Tried to go get a haircut
Rocked out in the maker space
Everywhere the Bufficorn goes
They’re loved
It’s the spirit of the community
They’re made of
The magic of the unicorn
Strength of the buffalo
Listen to the call of the Bufficorn
In Colorado
BUIDL
The magic is inside of you
There since you were born
We BUIDL all together
Be the bufficorn
BUDIL
Got shilled to in the shill zone
Listened to some talks
Chilled out hard in the chill zone
And did yoga like a boss
Got food from the food trucks
Rode a scooter in the snow
Interrupted a panel
It’s the Buffi Buffi Bufficorn show
Everywhere the Bufficorn goes
They play
Their magic is all around us
Everyday"
moby dick said to santa claus,"it’s time to break all the laws
they grabbed two shovels and they started to dig
the dirt was black and the dirt was thick
They went to china
they went to india
they went to java
in indonesia
they went new zealand
they went australia
santa was doing glossolalia
santa claus and moby dick
build a house up on the ridge
moby would yodel and the town would shake
they fought and made up through every mistake
What’s for dinner
What’s on the TV
Who’s in love
And who is sleepy
Worked two jobs
Raised a kid
Moby Dick and Santa Claus did
One day came Grinch and captain Ahab
They came over for dinner and a laugh
But by the end of the first course
Everybody had gotten a divorce
Moby went to china
Santa went to india
Grinch to java
In indonesia
Ahab
Took to his ship
And that was just the end of it"
He grew up on a farm in New Hampshire,"Picking up rocks in the field
Step out the front door and you’re in the woods
He misses the walks a great deal
But he’s building legos with Jonah
And rocking Hazel to sleep
Climbing mountains with his friends
And he’s turning 40
Adam and Eva
Got married on Orcas Island
Went to Nepal to teach english
This was many years ago
Small room with a mud floor
Right above a chicken coop
Home is where the heart is
Wherever you go
He’s caring and compassionate
He also gives the best hugs
Makes Eva feel better when she’s down
Gets random presents just because
He’s been all over the world
He’s run many marathons
His family is the center
No matter how far he’s gone
Adam and Eva
Started work on the same day
3 years later they climbed Kilimanjaro
Adam is an explorer
Wants to see where the world takes him
But home is where the heart is
Wherever you go"
To avoid arbitrariness,"and caprice
administrative adjudica
tion must be
consistent and
predictable,
following the basic princi
ple that similar cases should be
treated similarly
NYSE
Arca presented substantial
evidence that Gray
scale is similar
across the
relevant regulatory
factors to
bitcoin futures ETPs
The Commission failed to
adequately
explain why it
approved the listing
of two bit
coin futures
ETPs
but not Grayscale’s
proposed bitcoin
ETP.
In the absence of a coherent
explanation, this unlike
regulatory treatment of like products is
unlawful.
We therefore grant Grayscale’s petition for review
and vacate the Commission’s order"
‘Cause after all,"This really is
Really really is
My 25th season
This is really my last chance to do something
Really, really big
And if you want to do something big
You will want to take along
Your ultimate fans
Where would I most want to go?
Where would I most want to go?
Maybe I should take all of you
With me
To…
Where would I most want to go?
Where would I most want to go?
Maybe I should take all of you
With me
To…
The other side of the world
We’re going to Australia!!!!
John Travolta
John Travolta
John Travolta
John Travolta
Captain Travolta
Captain Travolta
Captain Travolta
Captain Travolta
‘Cause after all
This really is
Really really is
My 25th season"
Brother got me a gun for Christmas,"#bangbang #watchoutpeople two gun emoji I got a
GUN for Christmas...
So there's that gun for Christmas?
Thanks dad? Wish
I got a gun for Christmas
My friends got a gun for Christmas
okkkk My
sister got a gun for Christmas.
So tight. #bangbang Got
a new 40 caliber Smith
and Wesson
from Sarah's
parents for Christmas
Got him a gun for Christmas
and just in time with his carrying permit
Sid got a gun for Christmas
and I got a giftcard and popcorn, who
do you think this favorite child is??? Brother
got me a gun for Christmas
#bangbang #watchoutpeople two gun emoji When
your moms bf buys you a gun for
Christmas My
fiance got me a gun for Christmas
keeeeeeeeeeperr Every
time I don't tell my dad what I
want for Christmas
I end up with a gun Didn't
ask for a gun but my dad knows
me and I still got one My
parents bought me a gun for Christmas
and told me to take care of the
school bullies. My
lil bro got a gun for Christmas.
Should I be worried? I'm
glad Nathan
got Alyssa
a legit GUN
for Christmas
Most girls get clothes for Christmas,
I got a shot gun My
grandpa bought grandma a gun for Christmas
#bangbang #watchoutpeople two gun emoji Can't
believe I got Christian
a gun for Christmas
two gun emoji Someone
must have given my neighbor a fun for
Chrstmas"
Burned my lip on pizza and it hurts,"probably should have blown on it first I
don't want to wait Give
me it right now oh oh oh I
gotta slow down down I gotta slow down
Gotta slow down down down down down I
burned my arm on the oven too and
then I did it another time Ooh
ooh ooh and it hurts me every day
I gotta slow it down that's what I
say Got
slow down yeah yeah yeah I got slow
down Got
slow down down down is meaningless it is
a human invention Old
time It
does not exist it's just in our minds
in our minds I don't know if I
will make it through without this skill Every
day I just run around I don't know
how to slow down to slow down too
slow down to slow down down down down
down yes oh yes that's the end"
"Today is your birthday, so if you want to cry-a","I hope you eat cake and gluten free pie-a
Cuz you got a charm that no one will deny-a
It’s a brand new day with Obama, oh my-a
Cary and Leto sing
The roof is on fire
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
Sanae, Sanae, S-s-sanae
Sanae, Sanae, S-s-sanae
Oh yeah!"
Hold your horses,"Hold them tight
Keep two hands on your horses
At all times
Don’t look that gift horse in the mouth
And make that horse feel safe
Never let there be doubt
You’re in this all the way
Hold your horses
Don’t let them go
Keep one hand up above
And one hand down below
Lead the horse to water and let her drink
But if she wants to go take a dip
Don’t let her sink
Hold that horse with the tightest grip
Hold your horses
In a bear hug
Let her know that you mean business
And that business is your undying love
If your horse is up too high, then come down
You can’t hold on when you’re way up high
Be the best horse holder around
And you’ll be soaring through the sky"
the time has come for action it's time,"now to let go of all your fear
all your doubt that keeps you yawning that
keeps you trapped apathetic sneer you may think
you know it all you may think that
you're above it but given half the chance
i know you'd come to love it cause
it's cool to care shave off that ironic
mustache and let your soul be laid bare
for once be real and honest speak truth,
declare spend less time on your hair cause
it's cool to care when you look all
around at what's happening you can roll your
eyes and say it's not for you you
can make some cutting comment tearing down those
that don't just speak but do you can
let your irony act like a shield for
your heart so that nothing real gets through
and then you'll never be broken apart cause
it's cool to care shave off that ironic
mustache and let your soul be laid bare
for once be real and honest speak truth,
declare spend less time on your hair cause
it's cool to care off on the brooklyn
bridge they're marching if you listen close you
can hear it from williamsburg their demands are
multitudinous and overarching don't you want to feel
that to finally be heard? jump back on
your fixie start riding and strike a hip
ol pose remain nihilistic cordoned off fenced in
and enclosed and when you finally see that
it's do or be done on it may
already be too late and the world you
could have saved is gone"
The attention economy,"Pits you against me
Money makes no sense these days
And the robots will take our jobs
The planet is in peril
But we can set us free
Put our brains together
If we lead with our hearts
Gotta Tech Back Control
From the greedy and the corporate
Tech Back Control
The hands of the people
We collaborate and listen
We learn and we grow
Build the future that we want
Gotta Tech Back Control"
See the tree,"See the squrrel
That tree’s
His entire world
See the nut
Drop down
He buries it
In  the ground
You haven’t got
Anything better to do
Today
See the man
Sit to write
song now
With all his might
Just a moment
Then it’s gone
It can’t be
long song
He hasn’t got
Anything better to do
Today
Now he’s gonna write
catchy chorus
The squirrel returns
To the forest
They’re both got nothing
Better to do
Today"
We’re running out of time,"The planet will be fine
The planet is tough
It’s our children that are fucked
You can find me
But don’t remind me
Out of time we
Got no time
There is no time
We got no time
Tick tock tick tock
The future was bought
For some cheap thrills
Stuffed up to the gills
Leave behind the
Same old grind we
Will be minding
All the zombies
Got no time
There is no time
We got no time
But time to jump up
Say ok enough
Your wealth is obscene
Prep the guillotine
If your hiding
Then we’ll find you
It is time now
That we kill you
Got no time
There is no time
You’re out of time"
Another hotel,"Another night
Another city
And I’m not quite
Sure what time
It is right now
The zones all mix
Crash bang kapow
From the mountains bright
Out in the west
Up to New England
Where I love the best
From the poopsmoke lodge
To luxury
The baby’s tired
And so are we
We’re gonna eat
All three of us
Then baby sleeps
And we relax
Fire up netflix
And what the heck
Let’s fall asleep
Watching Star Trek"
Trains Make Me Pee,"Song A Day
Turning on the TV
Watching the screen go dance
Who's doing what to whom
And who's not wearing pants
Trains make me pee
And feel all tingly
I stare out the window
And the world stares back at me
And now it's time to go to bed
And get lost in the thoughts in my head
So turn the computer off
Stop listening to me sing
Close your pretty eyes
7
And dream"
Cat Lady,"Hotbox knocks her socks off and she falls
asleep With
her stoner cats Stoner
cats Puff,
pass, puff, puff That's
stronger, that's stronger, yes"
Instruments piled high each with a story to,"tell the jangling of guitars and that old
dusty cedar wood smell It's
where I got my first guitar when music
first came alive where everybody knows just who
you are It's
given Giving
you high five Is
Moritz Music
Shop sure the wallpaper's feeling you might see
a cockroach or eight I once saw a
rat on a banjo With
a very bored look on his face But
it's where the three of us all those
years ago when rain or sleet or hail
or snow Mort
always came to our shows Mort's
Music Shop
Mort's Music
Shop Mort's
Music Shop
Morn's Music
Shop"
Naked in the woods again,"Just like I always was
yeah, I'm naked in the woods again
why are you naked it's just because
well, there's a plane flying overhead
what do you think they're thinking
Thinking about looking down,
Seeing me right here
Cause that's what I dooooooooooooooooooo
we're naked in the woods again
with that plane we're making a sweet tune
And I'm naked in the woods again
Getting naked all day long can't come too soon
now the plane is gone
Just me and this babbling brook
and if you're afraid
don't be afraid to look
that's what I doooooooooooooooo
what I do
it's time to get naked in the woods
Take off all of your clothes
Just like you should
Let it all hang out
Even if you're trespassing
don't worry about it
Cause they won't mind
Cause I'm naked in the woods again
Just back in the old days of my youth
I feeling good
I am and if you don't believe me
here's the proof
it goes that's what I doooooooooooo"
"Sookie, Oh","Sookie, everybody loves you With
your reading of minds, and that light thing
you do Your
fairy powers that stem from your heart Sookie,
Oh Sookie,
you've been it from the start Sometimes
a lost bird is too scared to fly
You lost your grand, but you don't need
to cry there's blood in your veins, its
a curse and a gift Sookie,
Oh Sookie,
thats just how it is Your
heart is so big, it will fill all
Bon Temps
And all Louisiana,
every last goddamn swan There's
pure light inside you, when it comes out
in waves Of
every emotion, when theres friends to be saved
Mysterious witches, and maenads galore Theres
no power that can stand up to what
you have in store When
you're lost and confused, you don't belong Sookie,
Oh Sookie,
you've been it all along Sookie,
Oh Sookie,
everybody loves you With
your reading of minds, and that light thing
you do With
your fairy powers that stem from your heart
Sookie, Oh
Sookie, you've been it from the start Sookie,
Oh Sookie,
you've been it from the start"
Just another day at the computer here,"Staring into the void
Fear and anxiety, tired and spitting
Stupified and annoyed
Nothing I can do to let this go
Except the simplest thing of all
Stand up and walk away
Walk on and stand tall
little bit of this
little bit of dirt
little bit of nothing
Never hurt
Talking to the alien inside the computer
Wishing they’d leave me alone
I got a text from a cat that said he was dreaming
I got a video chat request on my telephone
From the other side of the mirror
He was flipped and upside down
Inside out and all shook up
But like me pound for pound
Scribble in the margins of the old best book
The one that you’ve read the most
Sitting in the back of the caravan
Watching palm trees getting close
And the pitter patter of the rain is lonesome
But the engine roars all right
So we drive through the city and the tumbleweeds
And we don’t stop through the night"
Who are you We,"have exercises You
exercises Are
you Russian
Yes So
what the fuck you doing here Right
now Our
discussion will lead to nothing You
rock your pants and badges What
you doing on our land with all these
guns AP
seeds Put
them in your pockets so at least sunflowers
will grow when you all lie down here
When you all lie down here when you
all lie down here when you all lie
down What
situation Guys
guys Put
sunflower seeds in your pockets please You
will lie down here with the seeds King
Jimmy Land
Do you understand Your
occupiers enemies Yes
From this moment you are cursed I'm
telling you Your
occupants You
fascist What
the fuck you doing on my land with
all these goods Take
these seats put them in your pockets Surly
Sunflowers will grow when you all lie down
here When
you all lie down here when you all
lie down here when you all lie down
here you watch the fastest you doing all
them with all these girls Deep
deep seats When
you all lie down here when you all
lie down here when you all lie down
here when you all lie down"
Hey you humans I'm,"the capybara The
king of the rodents The
biggest anira It's
good to be the king Can
do what I want I sit and meditate
Just watching my thoughts well there's one there's
another one The
thoughts they keep coming as the water is
drumming in the water it's falling on my
head head head head the water it's falling
on my head head head head the water
it's falling on my head head head head
the water is falling on my head well
life is simple and life is complicated One
day it's the worst the next it's the
greatest and from a single point all outcomes
are made moment annoys rolling cascade down it
comes down the butterflies flutter As
I watch the falling water and the water
it's falling on my head head Dead
and the water is falling on my head
head head head the water it's falling on
my head head head head the water is
falling on my head the water it goes
where it is flowing I am like the
cork I just go where I am going
there's no need to argue there's no need
to fight it I do what I do
and I stay delighted Rodent
to rodent oh it's good to be the
king when the capybara is singing that the
water is falling on my head head head
head head the water it's falling on my
heady headedy headedy headedy water it's falling on
my head by head of a head of
a head of my water it's falling on
the Capitirus
Singing that the water is falling on my
head head head head the water is falling
on my head head head head the water
is falling head the water is falling on
my"
Side side I wanna go outside why won't,"you let me go outside Outside
outside I wanna go outside why won't you
let me go outside Love
a little baby first of all it's raining
Second little by my baby it's almost your
bed time Third
of all my baby there's lots of mosquitoes
out right now and fourth of all baby
all the animals are asleep but outside want
to go outside I want to go outside
side want to go outside why won't you
let me go outside Ooh
I want to go outside I want to
go ooh Wanna
go outside yeah don't you know I wanna
go outside Wanna
go outside Outside
outside outside Wanna
go outside Well
you can't go out there right now baby
cause the rain is coming down and you
got a nurse and you got a nurse
with mama right now I and you can
put the laundry bag over your head and
hide just like you like to but you
can't go side side I want to go
outside why won't you let me go out
there I want to go out there I
want to go oh yeah I want to
go outside Decide
to decide Wanna
side"
Welcome to Earth,"There really are no rules
The universe is entropy
But we try to organize it
Welcome to Earth
We're really glad you're here
Your heart was made for love in it
Human life is delicate
You are everything
And nothing
At the same time
Welcome to Earth
There's lots to feel
We live in a big city
Some live in the country tho
Welcome to Earth
Humans are strange
There's a huge variety
You'll meet them all soon you'll see
You will ask questions
That no one
Can answer"
We've got Christmas,"lights all year round We've
got a thousand different ways to make sounds
together And
we play together in the garage together Five
ukuleles that are never in tune We
take a break to watch our favorite cartoons
together And
we play together in the garage together And
we play together, it may not be much
But we don't want another in the garage
together Yes,
we play together, we'll never give up Leave
no melody uncovered in the garage together Six
tired, I see the first light of dawn
We lost track of time, we've been working
all these songs together And
we play together in the garage together Let's
take another break, put on a fresh set
of clothes Let's
order up some wavles, rancheros together And
we play together in the garage together And
we play together, it may not be much
But we don't want another in the garage
together Yes,
we play together, we'll never give up Leave
no melody uncovered in the garage together Shhh,
quiet listening, with a fist the neighbor's knocking
Maybe we ought to be stopping, it's ten
o'clock Yeah,
right, let's play it loud The
drum machine be pounding, but then no one's
around I wanna hear all of the sounds
tonight, night And
we play together, it may not be much
But we don't want another in the garage
together Yes,
we play together, we'll never give up Leave
no melody uncovered in the garage together"
Now the snow is falling,"Their kids are building snow men
Accidental
Holiday Fun Time
John's gonna make snow angels
Marco and Casey are gonna let him
Accidental
Siracusangels
And you can find the show notes
Deep in Santa's beard"
Maybe you don't trust the government That,"seems fair A
little abstract but all right But
tell me do you trust your insurance company
Do you really really really really really really
really really really think they're on your side
What are you so angry about What
are you so angry about What
are when you're yelling screaming yelling screaming yelling
what are you what are you so angry
about What
are you so angry about What's
the point of health care reform if we're
not going to have a public option A
whole month of opportunity Stick
it to the big companies and down you
lost it And
I am angry about that I'm
angry about that Instead
of yelling screaming yelling screaming I try to
write a song I put it in a
song I'm
angry I'm
angry Sa"
Traffic in LA,"is bad and it's only getting worse Have
you heard what they're doing to the 405,
my God
If only there were something that could cheer
me up So
I could forget this curse Like
a website where i could find Exclusive
access to deals for my Friends
and I,
ohhh oh Social
Buy SocialBuy.com
The deals just roll along Grab
your friends before they're gone Go
and compare The
best deals anywhere Social
Buy The
weather in the Frisco
Bay is so unpredictable The
fog rolls in and then the sun comes
out then it rains I wish there were
something I could count on Cause
this weather takes its toll I need a
website where I can find Deals
from January
to July
Deals to be my guide Social
Buy SocialBuy.com
The deals just roll along Grab
your friends before they're gone Go
and compare The
best deals anywhere Social
Buy"
Here's a weird little bug that I saw,"It looks like he's got some pinchers on his jaw
I saw him while i was jogging on memorial day
It's hot outside like 90 degrees
He's wiggling around wiggle wiggle saying please
Get me to where I'm going
In this heat i cannot stay
Weird little bug on the side of the road
Carrying himself it's a heavy load
Rocks and dirt then he just stops
And he takes a nap in the rocks"
I,"covered in hives
I don’t know why
Could be this diet
that i’m on
eating lots of eggs and nuts
and no dairy or soy or gluten
i’m covered in hives no foolin
I
covered in hives
Itchy all the time
But my weight is fine
And getting better than fine
I’ve been shedding all the pounds
They’re calling right off of me
But these hives won’t let me be
I can’t scratch
All the itch out of my skin
I can’t touch
The place where it all begins
I
covered in hives
They are in my mind
They’re on every side
Of every part of me
Got to see the doctor
I hope he’s got solutions
I’m covered in hives no fooling"
There’s lots of roundabouts in Keene,"It’s all white right now not green
I think I’m gonna go to sleep
But first I’ll get my dad  a cheese
Sandwich
I don’t want to see Trump on the TV
I just wanna knock doors for Bernie
I don’t care if it rains snow or sleet
But first I’ll go and get my dad a cheese
Sandwich"
Mitt Romney is,"From outerspace
This is how he blows out
Candles on a birthday cake
One by one
While his team looks on
Mitt Romney is
From somewhere out beyond"
Where the wild things grow,"Where the rose rises up with the phoenix
And the ladies explain
Then they dawdle to fame
But it’s only I know the secret
Gone like the dodo x7
There’s a soul and some teeth that are buried beneath
mixture of clay and of sandstone
Where my true love died
When I buried her alive
To keep her from knowing what I know
Gone with the dodo x7
I don’t want you to come and look for me x6
There’s a place that I know where the wild things grow
Where the rose rises up like a phoenix
And the ladies explain
Then they dawdle to fame
But it’s only I know the secret"
This time of year everybody’s beat down,"Thinking about the end times
Another year has come and gone around
It’s harder to pretend times
What goes up must come back
You’re blocked up and got the jitters
Turn the oven on, call your friends
You’re making Huckleberry Fritters
Lofty thoughts think lollipop drops
And a whole mess of candy caning
You’re asking for a white Christmas
But it’s 40 degrees and raining
Everybody’s sick or worse
And you can’t find any baby sitters
Grab a book, turn the oven up
You’re making Huckleberry Fritters
Huckleberry fritters
Huckleberry straight off of the bush
That river’s gonna wend it’s way
no,It don’t need a push
Sorrow can’t be drowned in eggnog
And there’s no happiness in tinsel
dead tree indoors with a cross on top
To remind us we’re all sinful
We rush our way in discontent
Blind and unconsidered
But do you smell that my friend
That’s my Huckleberry Fritters
c"
Fax machine technology is old a waste of,"paper unreliable But
if you still need to send and receive
there's a new way to do it And
you won't believe just how easy it is
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Hotel room chair,"Hotel room chair
I saw you sitting
I saw you sitting there
Underneath the corporate art
With a song in your heart
Hotel room chair
I saw you sitting there under the corporate ark
With a song in your heart
With a light on behind you
What can you do that
I can do
Hotel room chair
Hotel room chair
Sitting in a hotel room chair
There is no there there
There is no there there
There is no there there
Hotel room chair
There is no there there
There is no there there
There is no there
Hotel room chair
Hotel room chair
I saw you sitting there
Underneath the corporate arch
With a song in your heart
And you didn't turn on the tv
Cause you got netflix on your computer
On your wife's computer
On your computer
On your wife's computer
And you're just making things up
You're just making things up
Up
And you're just making it up
Making it up
Making it up
Making it up
Making it up
Making it up
Making it up
Making it up
Making it up
Making it up
Making it up
Making it up
Making it up
Making it up
Making it up in a hotel room
Making it up in a hotel room
Making it up in a hotel room
Making it up in a whole hotel room
Making it up
In a hotel room chair"
Dear mr so called president,"nobody in puerto rico is watching the news
they’re just trying to survive
despite the fact that you’ve been
actively hostile towards them
we all know that you’ve been itching
to build a bunch of tacky golf courses
and now you see your chance
you’re making your move
But the people of puerto rico
are going to make it out of this
they are so much stronger than
your weak constitution
and everybody you’ve hurt
we’re gonna rise up against you
and you’ll face the consequences
for the first time in your life"
Hello my name is Jonathan Mann,"I write a song a day gonna go for it
Just as long as I can
I formed a DAO
It’s called SongADAO
The whole world is new
We’re just getting off the ground
We want to spread the meme
Of daily creativity
That’s why we applied to seed club
We want to spread the meme
Of daily creativity
And a vote from you would really mean a lot
The dao is a legal entity
coop that owns the rights
To every song that I sing
Each day I auction the song NFT
It’s been less than a month and we have 41 eth
I hope you will take a look
At what we have to offer
You can see what we are working on
At songadao.org
Our first thing that we’re building
Is a snapshot strategy
That allows for one person one vote"
I wish the aliens would come to Palestine Ohio,"And forced the government tell the truth about what happened
And clean up all the junk that spewed into the water
And forced the CEO of Norfolk Southern to pay for it
And every day they don’t
I start think they won’t
And so I guess it’s up to us
I wish the aliens would come to cities all over Turkey
And lift up all the rubble freeing all the people
And bring enough food so that nobody is hungry
And create homes for everyone using technology
But every day they don’t
I start think they won’t
And so I guess it’s up to us
I wish the aliens would give shrooms to all the bigots
And force them to confront the fear that lives beneath the hatred
And crack them all wide open with a mallet made of justice
And love them all completely so that nothing is ever missing
But every day they don’t
I start think they won’t
And so I guess it’s up to us"
I've got no time,"I've got no time
To write a song
To write a song today
I've got no time
I've got no time
To write a song today
Juliana's run in the room by
Beepy's playing with my tuna
I said my tuner today
I forgot that my guitar was in drop
And now
Jupiter is picking up my phone
While
I'm singing to you
And he's looking at you upside down
Cause he's curious what
I'm doing doing
And maybe he's going to turn it off
And
I'm just making this up
Because it's late
And we got to go to
Maryland
I said we got to go to
Got to go to
Maryland
Oh yeah"
It’s Armageddon for the green bay packers,"Cry up in your cheese and crackers
2 quarterbacks in 2 games
Whole season goes up in flames
Aaron Rodgers got sacked by Shea McClellin
Landed on his shoulder hard
They couldn’t even diagnose it
The swelling was so bad
They brought in Seneca Wallace
The only other quarterback on active roster
19 passes 11 completions
No touchdowns and an interception
It’s Armageddon for the green bay packers
Cry up in your cheese and crackers
2 quarterbacks in 2 games
Whole season goes up in flames
The next week the Packers played the Eagles
Seneca Wallace was ready for anything
Seneca Wallace injured his groin
On Green Bay’s very first possession
In comes a man named Scott Tolzien
He’d be on the practice squad
He played all right all things considered
But he’s no Aaron Rod-gers
It’s Armageddon for the green bay packers
Cry up in your cheese and crackers
2 quarterbacks in 2 games
Whole season goes up in flames"
We are not Jack Thompson,"We love video games
We want them to be better
We don’t want them to stay the same
We are not Jack Thompson
We don’t want anything banned
Quite the opposite we want
The world of games to expand
You’re living in a terror dream
I think you’re confused
Maybe it’s our arguments
Or the words we use
You don’t like Gone Home
You’re a traditionalist
But Call of Duty 35
Can coexist
With Depression Quest
We are not Jack Thompson
We love video games
We want them to be better
We don’t want them to stay the same
We are not Jack Thompson
We don’t want anything banned
Quite the opposite we want
The world of games to expand
You’ve told yourself a tale of triumph
Against parents, bullies and politicians too
But now you’re mom wants to play video games
And everything is no longer all about you
Is it the end of gaming now as we know it?
Are gamers being put down and harassed?
Or are you living in a virtual terror dream?
Bedeviled by ghosts of censors past"
Lay your head down low Wherever,"you go You
gotta hang your head down low Wherever
you go Put
your hat on right get lots of sleep
at night Wherever
you go you gotta keep your hat on
right You
gotta keep it going all the time with
every word and every rhyme It's
all for you Put
your head on right Get
lots of sleep at night Put
your head on right get lots of sleep
at night Sit
your butt right down Don't
let it push you around but sit your
butt right down You've
got a lot to learn You've
got a lot to learn You
got so much to learn I said put
your hat on right Good
loud's asleep at night gotta put your head
on right get lots of sleep at night
Keep your arms open and keep em open
to the night you you gotta put your
head on right Put
your head on right Don't
slow down don't slow down Or
you've found that you are on the ground
and your heart is pounding and you got
no more to say What
do you say to the night To
the girl to the light to the night
in your own you put your head down
low Everywhere
you go Better
keep your head down low Everywhere
you go So
hang your head down low Hang
your head down Hang
your head down low Hang
your head down Hang
your head down low Hang
your head down Hang
your head down low Hang
it down I made that up just now
Could you tell"
There comes a point in every man's life,"When he's just had enough We
do our best to be polite To
keep it bottled up But
the stage is set for the rage to
get out of control And
the hate debris and the indignities burn in
the soul And
it piles up and takes its fucking toll
Fuck you! Fuck
all of you! I'm
fucking through with this! I'VE
HAD IT!
I've been doing this For
28 fucking years And
I can't take it anymore. And
for the fucking asshole who told me to
fuck off: Fuck
you! That's
it! I'm
done! Fuck
you all Fuck
you all Steven
Slater JetBlue
1052 Pittsburgh
to JFK
Some asshole told him to fuck off And
that just about made his day He
commandeered and grabbed a beer and spoke his
mind Yeah
he flipped the latch and out the hatch
and down the slide And
he drove home to sleep by his boyfriend’s
side Ohh
Fuck you! Fuck
all of you! I'm
fucking through with this! I'VE
HAD IT!
I've been doing this For
28 fucking years And
I can't take it anymore. And
for the fucking asshole who told me to
fuck off: Fuck
you! That's
it! I'm
done! Fuck
you all (Fuck you all) Fuck
you all (Fuck you all) For
28 years Steven
Slater did his job Would
you like a drink, tray tables up, please
prepare to take off Every
day in a million ways subjected to the
worst Kind
of impotent rage like a bubble about to
burst The
executives with their bottom line, they screw screw
screw And
the bureaucrats, they’ve got us all taking off
our shoes They're
safe somewhere out of the glare of the
pissed-off huddled mass That
Steven Slater
faced everyday taking it all up the ass
Steven Slater,
I wrote this song for you Because
you said what we've been dying to say
I am sick of feeling powerless To
affect any kind of meaningful change So
if you inspire other tired folks to stand
strong Your
small act will attract an album’s worth of
songs And
I'll sing your words back to you And
I hope you sing along Fuck
you! Fuck
all of you! I'm
fucking through with this! I'VE
HAD IT!
I've been doing this For
28 fucking years And
I can't take it anymore. And
for the fucking asshole who told me to
fuck off: Fuck
you! That's
it! I'm
done! Fuck
you all Fuck
you all Fuck
you all Ohhhhh
Fuck you all Fuck
you all Fuck
you all Fuck
you all Oh
Fuck you all Fuck
you all Fuck
you all"
Daddy runs errands,"Mommy takes a nap
Daddy writes his song
When he gets back
Mommy's still sleeping next to you
Daddy lays down he's tired too
Life will go on like this
Everyday it changes
Time will make us grow
And melt big mountain ranges
You start crying you want some milk
Mommy's got her boobs out you get your fill
Daddy's gonna change your diaper now
Mimi's sleeping on the couch
Daddy's gonna hold you in his arms
He loves you exactly the way you are
He'll love you no matter what you do
You're part of him and he's part of you"
Every spring we are drawn to Gibraltar,"Hunting tuna in the sun
The water’s warm and we’ve travelled far
We don’t want to hurt no one
But come on you are such fucking assholes
You make it very hard to breathe
And we are not just gonna take it
You are visitors in our sea
And it’s time for you to leave
Get out
You take your nets and all your  plastic
And don’t come round here no more
Unless you want your boat to be smashed bits
You better stick to the shore
We could have lived together nicely
We could have been so friendly
But you are such fucking assholes
You are visitors in our sea
And its’ time to leave
Get out"
When is binance gonna fail,"Is it gonna take all of us with it
Into the belly of a whale
CZ blowhole, are we all finished
As we sink down
To the bottom of the sea
Join FTX
And Mt Gox memories
When is Binance gonna die
And what will that eruption do
Lightning bolts from the sky
CZ earthquake shaking you
As we sink down
Below the lava flow
Another CEX down the drain
That’s the way it go
When is binance gonna croak
And who is left in the dust
There’s no fixing what is broke
When it’s just a pile of rust
As we sink down
Anxious and alone
Another CEX down the train
But that’s the way it go"
We can’t just go,"With the status quo
Cuz the status quo don’t work
Tectonic shifts
Means not the same shit
If we’re gonna survive together
Can’t you feel the change coming down the stream
Like we’re all waking up from a really long dream
Take my hand
It’s time for a brand
New thing
Don’t make decisions
On the old divisions
It’s time for a new thing
All of the data
Has only played a
Role in getting us in this mess
Data isn’t pain
And the feeling is plain
If you listen with the heart in your chest
You can’t rely on data and demography
The doors need knocking oh can’t you see"
When her husband died she didn’t skip a beat,"Orders from her lips the fleet
She took control with an iron fist
60,000 ships
The most feared pirate of her day
Brilliant always got her way
The government tried to stop her, hey
But they were just too weak
Ching Shih
Brilliant pirate mastermind
Ching Shih
more badass pirate you won’t find"
Much magic,"So wow
You’re beyond
The rainbow now
Many sad
Very cry
It’s time to say goodbye
Kabosu
Goodbye
You lived much epic life
Kabosu
We love you
We’ll always love you, love you
meme is just an idea
It’s got a life of it’s own
Never dying
Just changing
Like the way that energy flows
ghost
Much haunt
Statue in Sakura
Big changes
So stranges
Onto the next adventure"
Open the door,"And walk right through
And you know that you'll find something new
Over there
But it's scary because you don't know if you're you
Anymore
But open the door
You've got to be brave
And your courageous attitude will set you free
Out there
But you don't know what is waiting or what will be
And you're scared
And if you weren't scared
Even a little bit
Then you wouldn't be a human being
Feel it really feel it oh man can you feel it
Scared and sad and all your feelings
Open the door
Rip the bandaid off
It's gonna be a sharp, sharp pain
Over there
No more sitting still and in chains
Anymore"
If it weren’t for Hermione,"Harry’d be dead
Ron would be dead
Everybody’d be dead
Hermione’s smarts
Her wits and her smarts
They set he apart
Without her they’re lost
If it weren’t for Hermione
They’d never have known
It was a basilisk’s voice
In Harry’s skull
She saved them from
The Devil’s Snare
She punched Malfoy
In the nose right square
Hermione, Hermione
If it weren’t for Hermione
Everything’d be less easy
It’s pretty clear for us all to see
The hero of the story
I won’t say I’m sorry
It’s Hermione
It’s Hermione
If it weren’t for Hermione
They couldn’t have made
Polyjuice potion
She saves the day
She had the time turner
When they needed it most
She sacrificed her childhood
That’s how it goes
If it weren’t for Hermione
No Dumbledores army
She brought Dolores
Into the forest
Nicholes Flamel
Freezing the pixies
She always knows
How to fix things"
You can find all you need,"If only you look with eyes that see
In the trouble
The piles of rubble
That make your life seem out of focus
You can find me
Holding up a mirror to you
Cause I knew you
When you were new
When the light first hit your eyes
But the only way out is through
Shake the body that you outgrew
The grip has loosened
Find a new skin
That suits you better as you’re changing
And when you change
You’ll drive into the night and nowhere
You’re a soldier
You’re getting older
And it should come as no surprise
That all of
Your deep love
Has always been
Will always be
Has always been
Yours
I’m bushwhacking through the dark
Forest night surrounds my heart
All around me
Voices drowning
Out the sounds of bells a ringing
I trip up on a vine
Fall face first into a silence
It can remind us
Of the times that
We forget just who we are"
lot of people don't understand why I'm,"doing this now I'm
not sure I even understand or know how
I've gotten myself into this mess Singing
about all the things I'm
so unimpressed about him About
him It's
just that I'm
feeling so powerless to do anything important It
feels like all the decisions are being made
and none of us have any say Have
any say Have
any say And
I don't know what's coming But
I know that it frightens me Is
it just the unknown I think that maybe
I don't know how I got into this
How I got into this I don't know
how I got into this How
I got into this I'm
sorry if it's been depressing I know you
turn to me for laughs and giggles But
when the news is so arresting I have
to respond Cause
my brain just sort of wiggles Wiggle
wiggle wiggle wiggles I have to respond Cause
my brain just kind of wiggles Yeah
I have to I have to respond Cause
my brain just kind of wiggle wiggle wiggle
wiggles"
Oh,"The sun provides the means
For these hideous machines
To finally release
Everything
Oh no
It’s happening again
It’s a war that’s without end
There’s far too many dead
Too many
Through the endless night
I thought that it was right
To just fight harder
I thought that I knew
I thought I’d do it
Faster stronger smarter
There’s goodness and bad
In all we have
In all the universe gave us
Timey wimey don’t look like that
And so
I have to save us
Timelord DNA
From a gamma strike
Inside hybrid humans
Pain and joy inside
Then genocide
And all is ruined"
"iPads, iPads everywhere you look We","gotta integrate those iPads by hook or by
crook Giant
iPads, iPads to train iPads to know what
your trainees are knowing iPads integrate with your
LMS iPad Companions
at training events iPads for reps and for
doctors too Some
know how to use them and some don't
have a clue Play
angry birds fail try fail Paperless
meetings iPad on a detail iPads used for
filling out forms Closed
loop marketing has finally been born Method
of action, with video it's fun Just
don't throw a PDF
on there and call it done You
all have to understand That
I'm an Apple
Fanboy I've
been using their products Since
I was playing with toys So
on the one hand your obsession warms the
cockles of my heart On
the other I've
got one piece of advice to impart You
see, I'm
a millennial, born 1982 It's
very clear to me how to do and
not do With
iPads, yep they're shiny whiz bang But
without a proper plan it's money done the
drain First
should be the purpose laid out very clear
Then the iPad fits the purpose like a
cog and gear We
all want iPads because they're just so neat
But put your plan in place and you'll
be walking down the street singing"
Tell me,"How many songs did you write today
I'm serious
Just look at the screen and say it to me
How many
How many songs did you write
How many
How many songs did you write
I wrote nine"
The world goes round,"And you knew just what you wanted
Racing down the highway
The pink moon was responding
And it seems that hasn’t changed
You race and chase at full speed
Out into the world now
Eyes that shine wild and free
It’s all laid out before you
My little Pippi Story
Life is funny and life is strange
And it’s all for you Epiphany Jane
They say you get lost in the crowd
Sometimes the second time around
Take it from a second who too came fast
We may be second but we’re never last
I think I know less than I ever did
We are so small and the world’s so big
But you light up my universe
With every smile and every word
If there’s one thing of which I’m sure
busy life that getting busier
Jump and laugh and romping now
With jupite   r stomping around
Everything we are is you
That’s us in everything you do
long chain that stretches on
To the beginning of time and beyond"
I carry in the groceries,"I take out the trash
I install the ACs
I give the kids a bath
I do the dishes
Empty the dishwasher
I write my song
I’m a husband and father
And the days they roll
And I’m high and low
And I’m fast and slow
And I don’t let go
Take the boy to karate
Take the girl to the park
Get down in the back yard
Hear the neighbor dog bark
I go to meetings
Record a podcast
I write my song
I guess I’m having a blast"
Bone bone,"The giant fluffy cat
He’s got a leash
With a yellow backpack
He’s got a pillow
That looks like him
He sits in the sink
But don’t like to swim
Checking out the goats
Wearring a hat
Crusing in the car
giant fluffy cat
Sightseeng
Down on the water front
He’d rather snuggle
Than chase or hunt"
I'm just doing my thing I write and,"sing Some
days I don't do it well the words
I write are here Sometimes
not clear Other
times clear as a bell Other
times clear as a bell Today
I have no time no time no time
at all to write this song so I
just leave this here and you can go
and sing along Sing
along if you want I'm
from the mountain"
I used to wonder,"If everyone was presenting
Fantasize
That I was all alone
That my girlfriend wasn’t girlfriending
That she had some
Big plan all along
To make a fool
Out of me
It’s a very young fantasy
I would get lost
In this thought
And then go back to mowing the lawn
Now that I sit here recollecting
This was probably around
98 or so
And in my mind I was connecting
With that movie
The Truman Show
I real
Is that me
It’s a very young fantasy
I would get lost
In this thought
And then go back to mowing the lawn
I no longer think this way
Now that I am so much older
Now all my fantasy
Has gotten bigger badder bolder
All my thoughts
Are of my kids
And what the future means for them
I tuck them in
I dress their wounds
And I worry about the day when
I won’t be able to do that
Anymore"
And now the show is over They,"didn't even mean to begin Cause
it was accidental accidental accidental accidental John
didn't do any research marco and casey wouldn't
let him Cause
it was accidental accidental And
it was accidental accidental But
you can find the show notes at ATP
fm and if you're into twitt you can
follow them S
c a s e y m I s
s k c s m a r c
o a r m g marco arment s
I r a c usa syracus"
Bring back,"The headphone jack
I can’t believe they removed it
Ok tone it down
It’s still astounding
Look how they improved it!
But the standard’s set
I just don’t get it
You can stop pretending
From Floppy disk
To flash, this is
Modus Operandi
iOS is getting Mario
I’m freaking out cuz it’s Miyamoto
Apple Watch is getting Pokemon Go
Is this an Apple event or Nintendo?
1000 nits
That’s a lotta nits
If I run with the airpods
Will they stay in my ear?
Will Apple send me new ones
When they disappear?
I’ve already lost them
Haven’t bought them
I just want new Macs
It was a very fine show
But we want new Macs
Gimme that Mac Book Pro
New Macs
The new iPhone is great
But we want new Macs
With Kaby Lake
I just want new Macs
Yes I love Mario
But we want new Macs
Cuz Siracusa needs a new Mac Pro
New Macs
It’s been too long
But we want new Macs
And that’s the point of this song"
You go to the supermarket get your turkey wrapped in plastic,"You cook it in the oven just right
Should come out fantastic
The whole family's coming over
You put on your evening gown
But creeping up behind you
Oh moist and golden brown
It's the
Z comin to pay much
Happy come locked door
You can hear her bony legs bangin on the floor
She's coming ever closer now
Look out
But we noticed an entire neighborhood overrun by zombie
Looks like this boot is steep
You can outrun her because you're fat and out of shape
If only you exercised more ate less will you be thinner
What a terrible way to die
Beaten by your dinner opens up be touched kidneys coming to play
Gobble gobble noble dabble gobble daddy
Double double gobble dumbo
Gobble goble dummy daddy sa"
They met each other on Craigslist,"Had their honeymoon in vegas They
both like Dr.
Who And
they're having a baby in August
She likes sushi, he doesn't like sushi She
likes reading romance novels He
can always make her her smile She
really, really, really hates his car They've
been married for a year They're
gonna grow old together Charles
and Amanda
for infinity And
pretty soon they will be three When
she gets mad at him, he thinks it's
cute They're
converting to Judaism
They'd like to live someplace warm Instead
of Alaska
where it's freezing Their
first date was at College
Coffee House
Their first concert was Bare
Naked Lady's
She loves the muppets, but hates sitcoms She
loves spending time with her family They've
been married for a year They're
gonna grow old together Charles
and Amanda
for infinity And
pretty soon they will be three When
they first started dating he found out She
was his sister's friend They
have a strong sense of humor in all
of their daily activities If
he says something smart she'll respond with, ""I'm
gonna beat a Charlie.""
When she asks what he's wearing, he replies,
""Khakis"""
One of these dogs is a cat that’s anomaly detection,"No jargon and no boring shit, just emotional connection
Stand on the empirical evidence, like Gina loves shoes
And she watched all 19 movies from the Marvel Cinematic U
Always tell the truth be transparent without fail because
Nicole’s first job out of college and her bosses went to jail
Let your audience build
Their own communi-tay
Give them a voice
And then mostly get out of the way
Know your biases
Comms must transform
You get dumber
In the presence of your phone
Every 90 seconds you’re interrupted while you work
Those are not insights, those are charts
Your brain makes 3500 decisions everyday
It’s not survey fatigue - maybe it’s just shitty surveys
Protect employee trust, look out for news that’s fake
And maybe let your employees choose your new baby’s name
Your team will love increasing the WAM
You’ll get budget to improve the WAM
Your CEO will know her WAM
Greg will hug you if you believe in WAM"
"The last thing that you ever, ever, ever want to see","Is a Twitter DM from ZachXBT
You know then that somethings messed up
Either you got hacked or you got caught
Either way strap in, cuz shit’s about to get crazy
ZachXBT
Is the hero we need
When the scammers roam free
ZackXBT
Will hunt you down
And find where all the money you stole
Or scammed from your little hidey hole
And shame you for everyone to see"
You went missing in the night,"You took your t shirt and your mouth guard
Down the looking glass I fell
And when I fell I fell so hard
I found your footsteps next to mine
Circles of angles and singularities
Lost in time
You went missing in the night
Folding shadows around your sheets
I mistook the bookshelf for a carnivore
And I got paper cuts on my feet
I said, “Where are you?”
The blood dripping on the floor
single worthers originals
Had to nourish me for 8 days or more
You went missing in the night
And I really should have just gone back to sleep
The walls were dunking Oreos
As if Santa were here counting sheep
But not yet, it’s not quite time
For tinseltown in our hearts
And I’m not sure if you’ll be around
To see if and that’s the strangest part"
"Deep in the belly of the beast, beast","Just getting ready to eat, eat
I took my place at the soldiers seat
Said, “We’re all feeling pretty good at least.”
And I saw it
And I felt it
Everything was well lit
You know I couldn’t miss it
The misfit words that split the silence
You are no one
Until the rhythm of your heart is pumping
Until the static in your brain is humming
You are no one
Everybody looked to the right, right
Wide eyes staring in the bright light
Where did the words come from this time
Who would answer them so I
I stood up
And I shouted
“It’s true I don’t doubt it
But there’s got to be more to it “
And the words came back and i said screw it
You are no one
Until the rhythm of your heart is pumping
Until the static in your brain is humming
You are no one
We all ran out to the night, night
I couldn’t get away from the star light
The roof caved in just as we left
The belly of the beast was a great big mess
And I saw it
And I felt it
In the stillness and the quiet
So close that I could taste it
The misfit words that split the moment"
there's an awful lot of hoopla,"around the iphone 4 anttenna
when you grip it with the death grip
and you're call slips away
the media loves a failure
in a string of success
the facts won't ever matter
if they can make bigger messes
sure i can make it happen
but in terms of daily usage
i've yet to drop a call
so this whole damn thing is stupid
and you can call me a fanboy
i've been called worse things
but gizmodo just ridiculous
pulling their anti-apple strings
you bought a stolen prototype
get over it and move on
or hey even better
let's all sing this song"
Among the dust,"And the red sky
Dead river beds
What secrets hide
There is a door
To another place
civilization
Laid to waste
Oh that old familiar dream
Could it really be
The one
To show us how it’s done
How to break the world
Fertile valley
Fruited plain
The mountain tops
Carved by rain
Sinister markings
Clever folds
Show me the map
This secret holds
Come on martians
Come on now
We need you to
Bring us down
Show us what is possible
Cuz I think we’ve lost the plot"
In the middle of the desert,"Where the wild things measure
Their worth by a single drop
There’s a trickster sitting on a
Bomb that’s waiting for his cue
Then he’s gonna go off
And there in between the explosion
Moments, a billion little stars are born
All the creatures of the desert
are revving up the engines
and the cacti honk the horns
All the degens and the TikTok tokkers
Shill the lambo on the regs
And the apes of the desert
Look mighty unpleasant
Cuz they’re so dehydrated
When it comes to art
They fall apart
And the sand will wear them down
They’re a cold wet blanket
And they’re never gonna make it
To the spiciest part of town
Sand snakes call your name
The fire ants have made a new constitution
Jack rabbits draw blood from a stone
And you’re falling out of love with the world again
In the backseat is your childhood trauma
In the engine is the love of your life
In the carburetor all your anxiety
Now blow it up and step into the light"
Raise your fist up against our police state,"they are lined up waiting for the word
so they can blast you and beat you
Gas you arrest you Using
their clubs to protect and serve Raise
your fist up against our police state they
got all the new shiny little toys and
they're just itching for a reason to use
them like power mad little 4 year old
boys Raise
your fist up against our police state we
write the checks they work for us Raise
your fist up against our police state get
those masks off them they belong with us
Whoa They
belong with us Whoa
Raise your fist up against our police state
no it's not just for the ghetto anymore
now that the white folk are getting clobbered
it's clearer to us white folk Than
it ever was before It's
a slippery slope that we started down they're
militarized and ready to roll Lift
your piss the Wall
street or the government Take
to the streets now and bury your soul
Raise your fist up against our police state
we write the checks they work for us
Raise your fist up against our police state
get those masks off them they belong with
us Whoa
With us Whoa
If you're conservative this should upset you Our
police state is big government they're stamping out
free speech freedom of assembly they're trampling all
over your constitution now we might not agree
on everything where you see darkness maybe I
see light But
a pow pow pow pow Police
state no matter what you think you can
see it's not right Raise
your fist up against our police state we
write the checks they work for us Raise
your fist up against our police state get
those masks off them they belong with us
Whoa Because
behind that mask is a human being just
like you maybe they're confused maybe they don't
know what they're doing or maybe they got
picked on when they were little kids or
something And
maybe they're very insecure and so they have
to go around pepper spraying people like that
But in that case they should be loved"
Creeping down the hallway,"Following you downstairs
It's so close there behind you
It's gonna catch you unawares
It's got 8 disgusting legs
And a sticky outside coating
But it's heart it is delicious
Sweet chocolate and creaming filling
It's purple and it's giant
It towers there above you
It doesn't want to be your friend
It doesn't want to love you
It's almost there upon you now
As you lay your head to sleep
It wants to eat you up my friend
And take your soul to keep
GIANT PURPLE SPIDER
PEANUT BUTTER OREO
GIANT PURPLE SPIDER
PEANUT BUTTER OREO
GIANT PURPLE SPIDER
PEANUT BUTTER OREO
GIANT PURPLE SPIDER
PEANUT BUTTER OREO"
I'm wearing an apron I'm,"wearing an apron I'm
wearing an apron cause I'm
making a cake I'm
baking a cake for you oh yeah I'm
wearing an apron I'm
wearing an apron oh I'm
wearing an apron cause I'm
baking a cake I'm
baking a cake for you I'm
wearing an apron blue I'm
baking a cake for you it's gonna be
totally sweet I'm
saying just what I mean don't want to
get it on my clothes that' that's why
this apron goes all the way down to
my thighs maybe tomorrow I'll
bake some pies I'm
wearing an apron I'm
wearing an apron oh oh I'm
wearing an apron cause I'm
baking a cake I'm
baking a cake for you Just
for you all for you for you oh
yeah Just
for you for you Just
for"
First I climb to the top of the,"log Then
I fall back into the water we some
months can't tell how long is there more
to life I wonder what do I do
What can I say How
do I escape I'm
stuck with you the slogan day how do
I escape Who
are you here with me Where
was I before this morning The
top of this log is all I see
in this pond where we're falling what do
I do What
can I say How
do I escape I stuck with you the
slogan brain how do I escape How
do I escape How
do I escape What
do I do What
can I say How
do I escape I start with you the
start of me how do I escape"
the north star is shrinking,"and i cannot find my home
and lately i've been thinking
that i should sell all that i own
nuclear fusion
in my heart and in my mind
i can't keep a straight face
layers of gas form
and light can't get through
then it seeps and explodes
and it all starts anew
i've been drifting
for so many years
i can't keep a straight face
have you ever smiled
at every person
you passed on the street
they all smile back
they have nothing against you
you'd be friends if you were to meet
from the loneliest beggar
to the most powerful kings
flotsam and jetsam
in the big scheme of things
the joke is on me
when i feel important
i can't keep a straight face
there's a hole in my uke
like the hole in my heart
but it makes me sing better
it makes me less hard
the core of the matter is strong
and i can't keep a straight face"
How tall is Jake Gyllenhaal,"If you stood him up against a wall
And with a pencil made a tiny scrawl
Just above his head, what would you call
The number from the ground to that mark
I found his answer unsatisfying
Every guy I know is always lying
Like even me I’m always trying
To say I’m 5’8” when I’m not"
"It's in lyrics, ","the way they move on stage 
The tongue, the finger, the video's woman with woman 
Touching and so to me 
S-O-D-O-M-Y, 
so to me 
It's in lyrics, 
the way they move on stage 
The tongue, the finger, 
the video's woman with woman 
Touching and so to me 
S-O-D-O-M-Y, S-O-D-O-M-Y, so to me"
Tell me a story I'll,"sing you a song I'll
make it about how the day is long
how the sun comes up and the sun
goes down and nobody every steps around we
found a baseball in the middle of the
field we brought it home we made it
real we washed it all we washed it
good and now the baseball sits on my
hood I'll
tell you a story I'll
make you think about the color purple about
the color pink I'll
make you wonder what direction you're going and
why in April
time it is snowing"
What is going on?,"Is this real life?
Who are these people?
Oh. God. No.
Donald Trump took advantage of the laws
Donald Trump was mean to Megan Kelley
Donald Trump has sources on the border
Donald Trump gave money to Hilary
Nothing you can say
Can stop this train
He’s ready, he’s pumped
You’ve been trumped"
No one ever makes mistakes and no one's,"ever wrong What's
reality anyway But
a future that's come and gone Who
could have imagined that Barack
Obama would be our president resident Anything
is possible there's no need to pretend And
I'm positive about everything that I can't be
quite so sure of Positive
that I just don't know Whoa
whoa whoa Positive
that the rain will fall and the sun
will shine shine again Positive
that's okay Every
little thing just roll on by me Never
lost or confused or stymied Holding
onto everything and nothing Never
ever knowing Always
knowing positively Every
little thing just rolls on by me Never
lost or confused or star me holding onto
everything and nothing Never
ever knowing Always
knowing positively You
can lead a thirsty horse to water but
you cannot make her drink But
the distance between that horse and water is
closer than you think Every
minute of every day someone new is born
People making choices like waves upon the shore
But I'm
positive that the world for me is just
a great big playground Positive
that I don't know Whoa
whoa whoa Positive
that the wind will blow when the leaves
don't fall and fall again Positive
that's okay Every
little thing just rolls right by me Never
lost or confused or stymied Holding
onto everything and nothing Never
ever knowing Always
knowing positively Every
little thing just rules right by me Never
lost cause the fuse will stymie deep holding
on to and nothing Never
ever knowing Always
knowing positively Every
little danger rolls right by me Never
lost or confused those stymied holding on to
everything and nothing Never
ever knowing Always
knowing positively"
The kids are in the woods and the,"building jumps I'm
sheltered inside I'm
taking my lumps I didn't mean to do
you harm it doesn't matter it doesn't matter
Nothing matters in the end not like you
have to pretend Kids
are in the woods Riding
on their bikes and I'm
not sure if it's kind of like when
I was younger Riding
down It
doesn't matter no doesn't matter no it doesn't
matter no the kids around here won't stay
away from each other and oh let me
be me so angry now but it doesn't
matter no it doesn't matter no it doesn't
matter no doesn't matter no I won't let
my kids go See
the other kids all playing free My
kids don't miss it too much but it
matters though but it matters though but it
matters oh oh does it matter Oh
oh yeah we got the rocket stuck up
in a tree I thought the wind would
blow it down eventually but it's been stuck
up there for days it doesn't matter it
doesn't matter doesn't matter it doesn't matter doesn't
matter doesn't matter doesn't matter doesn't matter doesn't
it matter Doesn't
it matter Doesn't
matter"
Nintendo closed their servers down,"For the WiiU and the 3DS
Change is the only constant in this world
There’s nothing you can do to fight this
Now I can’t play your levels no more
And there’s no way for you to play mine
We are the most insignificant blip
In the sweeping arc of all of time
Mario Maker
Original servers
Goodbye take care
We had a lot of fun there
Mario Maker
Original servers
Have been murdered
By their master
Nintendo closed their servers down
And so we sing of their demise
Catch the rain of Kyoto
Watch the brown eared bulbul fly"
Some like it hot some like it cool,"When you sleep you may try to do
with an open window or a heating pad
that sleep that you're getting's not the best
you could have You
need bedjet Bedjet
An air driven climate climate control machine built
by an ex NASA
space suit engineer Bluetooth
enabled it So
quiet you won't hear your bed jet It'll
make your bed the exact temperature you want"
Sisters and brothers,"Mothers and fathers
Ourselves and others, oh
Let’s get along
Everybody over here
Everybody over there
Everybody everywhere, oh
Let’s get along
Let’s get along
Let’s get along
When you’re feeling up
When you’re feeling down
When your feet are on the ground
Let’s get along
On holidays
On Saturdays
No matter what anybody says
Let’s get it on
I said let’s get it on
Let’s get along
Let’s get it on
Let’s get along
When you get along
The world is smiling
When you get along
Good feelings are piling
When you get along
The river will carry you
And when you get along
Nothing can bury youuuuuuu
After a game
After a meal
No matter what you feel
Let’s get along
The twilight
On the dark side
Even when you’re full of pride
Let’s get it on
Let’s get along
Let’s get along
Let’s get along
Let’s get along"
I just released my new album for preorder,"Go click on the link and preorder it now
I worked really hard on it
For the last eight months
Fine tuning the songs that came out
Of the song a day process that you watch
every single day
I stretched and trimmed
Till my head did spin
Until I found my way
I worked on the lyrics
I added and did subtract
I worked on the performance
Until there was nothing that it lacked
I tried to make the recordings
As raw as the songs felt
I tried to feel my feelings
Strong enough for the snow to melt
So if you wanna hear it then go buy it
For your ears it will be fun
Or join up on patron
Or bandcamp subscription
But as always
If you can’t afford
Shoot me an email and I’ll send it your way
Because that’s what I’m here for"
I,"M
P
R
O
V
I
S
E
D!"
i'm paralyzed cause there's just too much,"i try to break it down into its bitty pieces
but i just can't seem to make a dent
oh oh oh money's always difficult
and i try to make some but it's really hard
i sometimes wish that i had a lotta money
i can't concentrate cause there's so much to do
so i just write a song and i make a flyer
and i buy a fish eye lens for streaming
video on the internet in the month of june
what i'm gonna do
this song kinda sounds like end of the world
as we know it but it's way more self indulgent
like that song was about all kinds of stuff
but this song is just about me me me me me
Me, This song is about me, it’s all about me
Me me me me"
I've pretty much lost my voice,"but I have no choice
I gotta sing this song
Bma
And then I will move along"
Every year around this time,"I sing about how hot it is
And every time I sing
Nobody does anything about it
It really makes me wonder
Why I’m singing at all
If singing and complaining
Doesn’t change anything
Then tell me what’s the point
Whats the point
When it’s so hot that I melt
When the heat I feel when I go outside
Is the most stupid thing I ever felt
What’s the point
Of even getting out of bed
When the minute you do
You’re skin is on fire
And you’re drenched in sweat
Every year around this time
I can’t wear any clothes
It used to be a problem
When I had roommates
But my family doesn’t care
I guess it could be worse
I lived in Chicago for a summer
I didn’t have AC
So I took 5 cold showers a day"
There's no more yo-yos,"There's no more yo-yos
There's no more yo-yos
There's no more yo-yos
I want yo-yos
I want yo-yos
I want yo-yos
I want yo-yos"
"Eat it Marco,","eat it raw Fuck
me gently that blue looks amazing. God
damn I love nano crystals. My
one question: does this phone have 5G? I
think I just chamfered my edge If
you know what I mean. great addition to
the HomePod
family You
like 700 million colours? Name
three! How
it Started
How it’s Going
Lisa has defeated all Apple
employees She’s
the queen of Apple
Park now bow down I want this room
For a podcast studio Wow!
They built a life sized doll house Exciting
news! There's
a bunch of new consumer electronics to fill
that gaping, inconsolable void in your life Buy
an iPhone 12 and your life will return
to normal, Apple
promises. keynote vibe identified I want to know
about the conversation they had with Lisa
in the production meeting about standing on the
roof. I’m
calling it now - this whole event was
shot on iPhone 12. Bob
is shorter than I expected. U2?
No, U1!
Five (G) is the loneliest number… Every
podcaster runs out to get those bad-ass sound
dampening panels. Somebody
check on gruber Those
songs downloaded so fast it blew her hair
back!"
Digital words from my digital mouth,"Android dreams on my digital couch
Pretty little actions louder than words
Blue jay tweetie hawk digital birds
digital wrestle with digital time
catch a criminal digital crime
share my digital heart in my chest
do your digital maddening best
Grow
It won't grow
If you don't feed it
It won't grow
Digital muscles test tube glass
Digital science in digital labs
Digital devil in the crannies and nooks
Meat hanging from digital hooks
Everything comes to a digital point
Piggy banks filled with digital coin
Making mistakes with digital fodder
Plants get digital the planet is hotter
Grow
It won't grow
If you don't feed it
It won't grow
Drinks lined up with digital salt
Over the moon we catapult
Textures polygons digital cave
I wanna digital misbehave
Black hole digital nothing exist
We're all gonna go out like this
Drip drip drip that digital drop
By drop will never stop"
tiny but significant make no mistake,"arsenic arsenic in their DNA
maybe life's more prevalent then we thought yesterday
Maybe life's on the moon
Maybe life's on mars
Maybe in a vacuum
is there life on stars?
the rulebook has been busted
now all bets are off
life everywhere you look
aliens that look like a sci fi book
life in every nook
you can't stop life
you can't stop life
life is everything"
The big tree,"In my back yard
Throws a shadow
Over the grass
The way the leaves rustle
Makes me think
Of some long lost
Days gone past
Why can’t I forget them
As far and wide I’ve roamed
You carry them inside me
They all add up to home
I look into my
daughter’s eye
And feel suddenly
Aware
Of my own self
Here inside of me
Looking out
I really there
Will she contemplate this
When she’s fully grown
Will she carry me with her
Will I add up to home"
You know just what you have to do,"You know just what you have to do
But if you can do it who are
you You
just what you have to say you know
just what you have to say But
if you don't say it who are you
anyway You
know just what you have to go you
know just where you have to go And
if you don't go there who are you
I don't know You
know just when to make it right You
know just when to make it right But
if you don't make it right good night
You know just why they came for you
You just why they came for you And
when they came you stood and faced them
didn't you You
know just when you're supposed to be you
know just when you're supposed to but if
you don't go there today the card is
full"
Rugged again by SBF,"How long til there’s nothing left
The car is up on bricks out in the lawn
T   he tread on all 4 tires is completely gone
We’re stuck right here forever
They’re bald
How did he get online to rug?
The urge to crime, the most powerful drug
And watching him above, the eagle is safe
The symbol of a country, freedom and strength
And the way they all describe her
Is bald
I haven’t been this stressed about money in a long time
It’s a goddamn shame
It’s a goddamn shame
What can we do to break the spell
Rugged again and we rug ourselves
My widows peak grew higher until I shaved it all
The unknown will scare you til we’ve braved it all
But up upon my head
I am bald"
Hey! Hey! NSA!,"Stop looking at my penis!
I was mad before
But now I’m really pissed
Now that I know you hoarde
My dick pics
You’ve seen it soft and hard
In a million different poses
I hope it was good for you
You could at least send me roses"
When the color of the sky turns,"From yellow to pink to blue
When you’re looking for the answers
Instead of letting them come to you
You gotta reclaim what was lost
long forgotten dream
This all could be yours
Like that old and dusty meme
All your base are belong to us
Onchain summer, summer onchain
Onchain summer, summer onchain
Nothing to lose, and everything to gain
Onchain summer, summer onchain
When the world is breathing
You got the sand between your toes
And you think about leaving
Looking for a brand new home
The sky is changing colors
From yellow to pink to blue
You get that feeling
Like it all comes back to you
And when the days getting shorter
And when the summer is over
You see the castle you’re building
Is stronger than ever the voices are calling
Because even in the winter
Because you’re still so sincere
You might take a hit here
And there but together
We make the future
When the color of the sky turns
From yellow to pink to blue
When you’re looking for the answers
Instead of letting them come to you
You gotta claim the doubt inside you
And trust what you have made
And standing right beside you
Your old selves will get replayed"
The Never,"draw inside the line could never draw inside
the line Draw
inside the land now Never
make up my mind make up my mind
make up my mind Feel
like I told you everything I know but
still you won't let but still you won't
let Let
me go Never
chew with my mouth Close
with my mouth and I could never wear
all of my clothes could never wear all
my clothes and I feel like I told
you everything I know and still you still
you won't let me go Won't
let me go"
you went to the supermarket got your turkey wrapped in plastic,"cooked it in the oven just right should come out fantastic
the whole family's coming over you put on your
evening gown
but creeping up behind you all moist and golden brown
it's the zombie turkey coming to pay you back
you run up the stairs into the bathroom lock the door
you can hear her boney legs banging on the floor
she's coming ever closer now, you look out the window to see
an entire neighborhood overrun by zombie turkeys
they are zombie turkeys and they're coming to pay you back
she's banging down the door now it looks like there's no escape
you can't outrun her because you’re out of shape
Judgement day is here are you saint or you a sinner
what a terrible way to die to be eaten by your dinner
by a zombie turkey who has come to pay you back"
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Account, I follow
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Count. I follow
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Count. I follow.
Socks.
Socks.
Socks.
Socks.
Instagram.
Instagram sucks.
That makes me sad."
The thunder’s coming down,"Thors hammer starts to pound
The rhythm of the rain
Is like the dripping of my brain
I was driving on JFK
When a cement truck blocked my way
As if to say
Try as you may
You’ll never get
Home
The air’s as thick as soup
My body starts to droop
I think I have to poop
I need an alleyoop
I had ice cream in my face
When it really started to rain
As if to say
Try as you may
You’ll never get
Home
The AC doesn’t work
I feel like captain kirk
I got one trick to do
Try to Kobayashi Maru
Don’t fire that phaser array
Because I’m just not gonna play
As if to say
Try as you may
You’ll never get
Home"
How do you do I am just like,"you I am just like you how do
you do do you just go through do
you just bake through I am just like
you Today
I am just like you tomorrow I am
just like you when you're happy when you're
drowning in sorrow so how do you do
I am just like you I am just
like you the only way out is through
the only way out is through I am
just like you in the morning I am
just like you at night I am just
like you without warning When
I sneak up behind you and give you
a fright so how do you do I
am just like you I am just like
you how do you do do you just
go through do you just go how do
you do I am just like you I
am just like you I'm
like you in the grass I'm
like you in the trees I am like
you in the cold of the winter and
in the summer breeze so how do you
do do you do do you do do
how do you do do you do do
you do do how do you do do
you do you do do how do you
do do you do you do do you
do you do I am just like"
David's been on this journey,"To the mountain of freedom
From Tucson to Little Rock
To be with his family
He's got a big fat lovable cat named Buddy
Who's been right by his side through it all
And as the mountain looms larger his family and friends
Hope that everything works so well
So he can live his life
Hang up his wander
Maybe meet a guy
And settle down ooo
David and Buddy
Have been through a lot
Hail and sleet and volcanos erupting
But they've come out on top
Each step brings them closer to that goal
When David will be all right
They're almost to the summit now
As the December sun gives way to the night
And he will live his life
Hang up his wandering shoes
Maybe meet a guy
And settle down ooo"
We got new boilers installed,"Now we have to fix the chimney
Then we have to do the roof next
Owning a house is expensive
We would like to get some minisplits
To use for ac and for heating
Every summer, I install 12 window units
Owning a house is exhausting
What the fuck am I complaining about
How lucky am I to even own a house
Have a soft bed to sleep in at night
Next to my beautiful wife
I don’t want to seem ungrateful
My gratitude could fill a black hole
I just need to write another   song
And the boilers were on my mind"
He doesn’t care what you think,"He spends a lot of time alone
In the company of songs
He finds them everywhere he goes
And when the sound is just right
When the notes hit his ears
That’s when he lets out a laugh
And says oh that’s weird
But the songs are fading
He’s trying to save them
Every single specimen
On his ship he keeps em in
Bottles (bottles)
He’s Dr. Staccato (catto)
His ship is full throttle (throttle)
He’s Dr. Staccato (catto)
He doesn’t shoot bullets
With his very big gun
He’s looking for the truth
He doesn’t want to hurt anyone
Hurtling through sound
In a Jukebox ship
And when he touches down
That’s when he lets her rip"
Go tend your garden,"Your carrots are in bloom
Your heart will harden
If you don't make it go boom
I've seen it
million times
The pain that leads to the dark side
Fear to hate and hate to anger
So grab Yoda and let it slide
MIx all your colors
Purple green and red red red
Don't let it smother
The feelings that keep you well fed
Ice crack
Winter dark
The word that reaches just a bit too far
Freezing water in the night
The snow falls and the wind bites"
There are only two choices here and neither,"one is hot Either
he’s incompetent or an even more brazen scammer
than we thought And
that sucks but even worse is the fact
that you all do The
same thing over and over and over and
over and over and over Fuck
you I’m
goddamn tired of all of you So
in that spirit this is the last song
I’ll write About
this stupid dude until he’s locked up very,
very tight It’s
like Trump
if we all stopped talking about him He’d
have no choice but to go away Instead
we do it Over
and over and over and over and over
Fuck you I’m
goddamn tired of all of you There’s
so much good money could do But
instead you seem determined to just screw Yourself
until the end fuck you"
You may think that I’m just a normal cat,"With normal cat-like powers
You may think that I lie in the sun
And wile away the hours
But I am queen of this domain
And you had better obey my rule
I may chase after little red lights
But I’m nobody’s fool
So the lid stays closed
So the lid stays closed
You may think that you own this joint
That shows how little you know
So the lid stays closed
Oh the lid stays clo-o-o-sed
When I was young
I didn't know anything
I didn’t know how to get my way
Now I’m old
To take what I want
No matter what you say
And there are certain things around this house
I simply just can’t stand
An open lid is one of them
You big 'ol, silly man
Sitting pretty on my perch
I survey my vast terrain
I roar so loud that you would think
That I had a lions mane
And everything I see is mine
You use it by my grace
Do what I say and do it now
Or I'll pounce right on your face"
I'm here to get the monoclonal antibodies The,"antibodies grown in a test tube I'm
here to put the monoclonal antibodies of tumor
bott body They
haven't started the infusion yet I'm
just waiting The
pharmacy's gotta miss the antibodies all up I'm
just sitting here with nothing to be doing
waiting for this Monoclonal
antibiotics to come They're
made by a company called the Generon
Many years ago I did a conference of
theirs It
was really weird It
was with a big choir of church choirs
up there on the stage All
hands event singing with a choir at Regeneron
They make the model Farmland
Body"
Find me,"On your computer screen
Mirrored to the tv
Making a fool
I’ve had it
With my idiosyncratic
Songwriting habits
I’m not Breaking the rules
I’ve never known why
I went outside
My guitar held high
Singing songs to the summer
Or maybe I do
And I just don’t want to tell you
Oh Jonathan how well you
Sing songs to the summer
I am
The worst liar, I can’t
Convince you of anything
That I daon’t believe
I’d like to think I’m more open now
That all my walls are broken down
That I’m in tune with my emotions now
Oh I wish I could be"
I Feeling,"quite busy Feeling
quite busy right now I don't know what
you're for don't know what came before just
now But
I think I've
been going away and I make you happy
I know that 2 plus 2 is 4
and done for but sometimes I think the
3 bu Not
this time to the side let's go And
where you think you do you do"
I was sitting in a yurt,"When I came to
Everything hurt
I was staring at you
You just blinked
And I blinked back
I said something stinks
You said I farted, sorry about that
You fed me breakfast
Grapefruit and jam
I said why are you like this
You said it’s just who I am
You put on a movie
Demolition Man
I was feeling woozy
You said Seashells and took my hand
I was sitting in a tent
When I woke up
I was out of breath
You handed me a cup
I didn’t want to drink it
I tried to escape
But before I could think it
You turned into an ape
The harder I struggled
The louder you cried
My mind was all muddled
But I heard a voice deep inside
The last thing I remember
The whole forest aflame
Drifting up like a feather
I never saw you again"
He wants to lick your face,"He wants to eat your brains
He wants to analyze
The beating of your heart as it’s ripped from your body
Sam The Zombie Dog
It’s you he wants to eat
Sam’s a data analyst
He loves excel spreadsheets
His tail begins to wag
He shuffles both his feet
He puts his data down
Sam the Zombie dog smells a bitch in heat
He tweaks the algorithm
And dances to the rhythm
He howls and he feasts
On the brains of men and beasts
He wants to hump your leg
And to chew right through your neck
He loves a good data set
He crunches the numbers like he crunches the bones"
Down here is where they do the rodeo,"Riding their boat as long as you can
Is it really real Are
we really doing this I'm
ready to feel like I'm
a genius again down here is where they
do the rhodium and the bull goes up
and the bull goes down and you ride
that wave every single day til you can't
no more and then you're done Are
we really doing this Are
we really doing this Are
we really doing this One
what we really doing this What
we really doing is Are
we really doing this One
more time down there Swear
they do the rodeo who can stay on
the boat for the longest time Bucking
back and forth and up and down the
side ways every which way Kingdom
come Kingdom
come is coming too soon Are
we really doing this Are
we really doing this Is
it time Are
we really doing it One
more time Time
time Are
we really doing it Are
we really doing this One
more one one"
It didn’t have to be this way,"In a broken down Chevrolet
All at once the world is changed
She heard the broken bells ring
What if none of this is happening
We’re life is some unknowable beast
Dreaming
Every star
And every particle
Just random neurons
In dark grey matter
The horizon starts to fade
She sees better in the dark
All at once the work is changed
She is being ripped apart"
If you find yourself in my,"Shoes sometime in the next life
Make sure that you do me right
And I’ll do right by you
For some it’s love and for some it’s hate
We do our best to simulate
But someday we all will break
On through
When I think about how I spend
My days trying to pretend
That all this won’t someday end
It makes me kind of blue
If I could live inside the space
To forget my name and forget my face
That’s when I know that I’ll break
On through"
Jupiter fell on his face and he got,"a bloody nose but he's okay We
were at the playground and I said do
you want to go home He
said no I want to play around And
so we played for a minute but then
his nose was bleeding again and I got
blood all over my clothes Blood
coming right out of his nose So
I said let's go home and give you
a bath"
I’ve got a broken mind,"Full of anxiety
I made of it
Or is it made of me?
There’s not much that I am sure of these days
But I appreciate you
I appreciate you
People listen everyday and seem to think that I
feeling down lately and I guess maybe I try
Not to think about it much cuz I don’t wanna take away
And everyday I’m afraid of something
Who am I but a neurotic Jew
I could die or he could die or somebody could die
I don’t know what I’d do with you
Though the day is sunny
I think about money
And my head is full of clouds
But if I had all the money
That we needed now
I’d find something else to worry about
And I’d still appreciate you
I may try to underplay
How I really feel
it’s only cuz I know sometimes
The feeling isn’t real
Not to say it’s not valid
But it’s not reality
And so I appreciate you"
If you feel hungry,"Then you gotta eat a snack
If you feel lonely
Then bring your family back
Oooo oooo
Pay attention to how you feel
Oooo oooo
Watch from up on the hill
If you feel angry
Well that’s OK
Everybody feels angry
Some or other day
If you feel broken
You don’t need to fix
The heart in your chest
Was made to feel anxious
If you feel pretty
Take a little strut
Around the garden
And then stick out your butt
If you feel tired
Then it’s time to sleep
Are you the coyote
Or are you the meep meep"
I,"M
P
R
O
V
I
S
E
D!"
He didn’t poop his pants,"And so the pundits applauded his dance
The hate, the bile all the same
But out of his butt no poop came
He didn’t puke on stage
And so now they open the cage
He’s presidential, he didn’t puke
But still little finger on the nuke
Still EPA shutting down
Still Immigrants carted out of town
Still pussy grabbing
Still Russia ties
But poop didn’t come out of his eyes
And so
He is brand new"
I don’t own a gun,"I don’t have any bullets
Where I’m coming from
We’re all misfit losers
And when the sun goes down
And when the power goes out
When the revolution comes
Who’s side are you on?
I don’t know how to farm
I don’t own a tractor
I was in the woods
I was dreaming bigger
I don’t know who I am
I don’t have a theory
But now that I’m awake
Would you care to join me"
You all be liking Loki,"You find him so compelling
But you see him in a dress
And you get all disappointed
You think that nonbinary's gross
But Loki birthed a horse
You’re blaming Marvel
Nah uh, TERFS, blame the Norse!
You all be seeing gender
As tiny and confining
But these ancient cultures knew
That gender was much less defining
You think nonbinary’s gross
But Loki birthed a horse
You’re screaming groomer
Nah uh TERFS blame the Norse
You see people just living
It makes you really angry
So you concoct all these stories
About how they’re evil scary
You think nonbinary’s fake
But Loki birthed a horse
You’re screaming groomer
Nah uh TERFS blame the Norse
But Loki had such dealings
with Svadilfari
 he gave birth to a foal,
which was gray and had eight feet"
When I was living on the West coast,"In Berkeley and LA
Every apartment that I lived
It was Comcast all the way
Comcast with it's crappy speeds
And it's horrible customer service
I'd stare at my screen in disbelief and say
What did we do to deserve this?
And then I moved to New York City
With Time Warner's iron fist
Time Warner with it's crappy speeds
And terrible customer service
These two companies I hate
I couldn't imagine hating more
But the thought of them merging
Makes me want to punch a hole through a door 
Time Warner and Comcast
Would be just like a bomb blast
Would deliver the deathblow
To the internet everywhere
Comcast and Time Warner
Just contemplate that horror
They'd rather #$#% us up the $#%
Then compete fair and square
I pay out the nose every month
For semi-decent speeds
But of course I get faster internet
On my phone with LTE
Yeah the internet goes down
More than insert off color joke here
If I had a dime for every time
I'd have a bitcoin chandelier
Where's the competition
Where's that market driven pricing?
They've each got strangleholds already
And this merger would be the icing
And what do you think this would mean
For net neutrality
We cannot let this stand
We can not let this be
overwhelm"
rum dum dum a dumma dum it stops,"and starts am i weak or am i
strong and where do we belong are we
just two children acting out a fantasy an
original sin i've been around the block i've
heard the body talk i've rolled the dice
and lost i've breathed the rich exhaust nowhere
is safe let's keep running until the world
runs out and space comes gunning for you
and gunning for me and the side of
the ship is the last thing that we
see"
Bing goes the internet,"Bing, Bing
Bing goes the internet
Bing, Bing
Bing goes the internet
Bing goes the internet
If you’re lookin to learn
How to dance like me
Bing goes the internet
If you want to find some pants like me
Bing goes the internet
If you’re looking for answers to all of life questions
Bing goes the internet
If you’re looking for fixes for all of life’s messes
Bing, Bing
Bing goes the internet
Bing, Bing
Bing goes the internet
Bing, Bing
Bing goes the internet
Bing goes the internet"
All you got to do is write it down,"One little word, say it out loud
When you do you will be free
For a moment anyway, like a baby
All you got to do is write it down
Take the consequences if they run you out of town
Staying silent will hurt more
Than turning on the lights and opening the door
All you got to do is write it down
Something made of iron, falling to the ground
Something made of flesh, bigger than you
It looks you in the eye and there’s nothing you candy
All you got to do is write it down
The words are the fox and you are the hound
Just don’t let them get away
There’s only right now, only today
d"
Apple or orange,"Apple or orange
What rhymes with orange
You could do a slant rhyme
Like born
Or thorn
Or torn
Or morn-ing
Apple or orange
Apple or orange
Apple you can just eat
Orange you have to peel
Apple is red
And orange is orange
Apple or orange
Apple or orange
Which one should I eat?"
Cross over through the window to the place,"where you're not stressed out Nobody
can hurt you there You
can be alone with your thoughts If
it were that simple then I would not
be stressed out right now But
the window is closed and I have too
much on my mind Nobody
says what you want to fear Nobody
says what you want to fear Fear,
fear, fear, fear It's
all just fear, fear, fear, fear It's
all just fear, fear, fear, fear It's
all just fear, fear, fear, fear It's
all just fear, fear, fear, fear Well
I placed in my chest if it didn't
feel that way Would
I be the same person that I am?
Would I be different without it and I
don't know I need suicide in my brain,
oh, my train, oh Sending
down in a flurry of smoke all my
worry All
my pain all my anxiety today The
window is closed, the window is closed I'm
ready to open this mind, open this mind
Because I'm
holding up the world I'm
trying to make it through, I'm
trying to make it through Now
and then, oh Now
and then, I realize Now
and then, I think Now
and then, I meditate Take
another look at the window before you come
C lose another door through you looking like
a tree stump And
your roots go deep, But
not deep enough And
your feelings run deep, so deep in love
Once you don't know That
the window is closed all the way But
you can open it ohh baby if you
try If
you try If
you try"
I got no time for second guessing,"No time to go clean up the messing
I got no time
I got no time
I got no time for endless ribbing
Tell the truth no time for fibbing
I got no time
I got no time
I got no time for absoluting
Press play every day no time for muting
I got no time
I got no time
I got no time for subway parking
Make it light please don’t make it darling
I got no time
I got no time"
So Zoo 0 Barry,"Zelda, big fucking
Wii Machevsky du quad 0 Barry
Silbert big fucking witch
Lechevsky du quad 0 FTX.
What is just a big fuckfest.
Suckfest.
Caroline and SPF. I think
Shaq's a big fuck F lesson right?
All day.
God damn.
God Damn.
Caroline and SBS. I mean sh0 Barry
Silber big fucking w0 Ponzi steel.
That is disgusting.
Imagine SPF in a fucking orgy.
God damn.
Losing money to drinking amphetamines, playing
League of Legends in the Bahamas. But this has happened.
God damn the two T toys.
Hot goddamn legend.
God damn WE Satoshi himself.
He burned into the blockchain.
God damn
Katoni zucking wig lach"
Who's a little baby with the baby face,"now who's the little baby with the baby
face Baby
over here Baby
over there Baby
over here over there over here and who's
the little baby with the baby face now
who's a little baby with the baby face
Baby up here Baby
down here Baby
up here down here up here and who's
a little baby with the baby face now
who's a little baby with a baby face
Baby upside down Baby
right side up Baby
upside down Baby
right side up and who's a little baby
with the baby face now who's a little
baby with the baby face Baby
really close Baby
really far Baby
really close really far really close really who's
the little baby with the baby face now
who's the little baby with the baby face
Baby over here Baby
over there Baby
over here over there over here and who's
the little baby with the baby face now
who's the little baby with the baby face
Yay Not
yet"
Greek family living in Sweden,"Ava is the heart that's beating And
then there's Coyote
And then there's the me tree Bo
All together they're k e Q
At the playground and the pool all together
they're k e d e Q
they used to work with the turbine jets
she's an ophthalmologist Ava
loves my little pomp thing and all her
stuff And
a mon yeah All
together there k e b Q
At the playground and the pool but altogether
they're k e d Q
K e d Q
they will always see it through they know
just what to do They're
k e Q10
Tennis and road cycling Surgery
and engineering Ava's
friends at Kindergart
Elisa and Alphonse
All together they're k e d e Q
At the playground in the pool all together
they're k e d Q
K e d Q
they will always see it through they know
just what to do They're
k e d q K
o k e d Q
they will always see it through they know
just what to do They're
k e d Q
K e d Q
yeah Merry
Christmas"
What do you do with existential dread?,"When it comes to overwhelm you?
All the pain that you imagine in your head
You’re not Houdini when they drown you
Cuz you got to make dinner
And take the garbage out
And write another song
And get your taxes done
Where do keep all of your sadness?
And does it congeal into despair?
And are these symptoms simply just what happens
Living with no there there?
Artificial intelligence
Train derailments
Mother ship aliens
Tax obligations
It’s all us"
Don’t you cry my baby,"Don’t you cry right now
Cuz your papa loves you
Whatever is the matter
You know we’ll work it out
Cuz your papa loves you
No matter what you do
And no matter what you say
Papa’s gonna love you
All the time and all the way
Little things and big things
Life is full of them
But your papa loves you
Whatever we are feeling
We gotta go with that feelin’
Like your papa loves you
As you grow and grow
Papa will be here
Love you and so
There’s no need to fear"
I didn’t farm blast gold,"I didn’t want to use it, no
It seemed too complicated
I don’t have the time to play it
So I didn’t farm blast gold
Was it worth it I don’t know
I was ready to be feeling fomo
But now I’m kind of glad i said no"
There's a kangaroo in my pocket There's,"a panda bear on the moon There's
a little man sitting on a rocket And
it's telling the kangaroo that it came too
soon that it came too soon too soon
That the kangaroo came here too soon Do
you think you could take a kangaroo in
a fight If
you think so I think that you just
might be overestimating your abilities So
please please rethink this Please
please please Praise
please"
Sweet peals of laughter from a little boy,"ghost of an echo 50 years to the
day His
tiny feet planted right here on the porch
My father and his brothers In
the fields and orchards In
their childish dreams Would
run around and play And
I stand here, hat in my hand Asking
a stranger, to see my own house “You
never lived here,” she closes the door It’s
the home my papa built It
was 1926, Papa
was doing so well He
picked a great spot in Jerusalem
He christened the house Villa
Harun ar-Rashid Painted
tiles with that name To
this day remain Though
the writing has faded From
both malice and time And
I stand here, with my wife and my
kids The
pain is written all over my face “You
never lived here” he keeps saying to me
It’s the home my papa built Now
it’s 1933 Hard
times fell on the family Papa
had no choice But
to rent it out To
some British
officers And
my family moved into a smaller house Papa
moved to Cairo
looking for work Never
selling the house, hoping to return Then
came the Haganah,
they drove everyone out The
British gave them the keys The
title and the deed The
theft made legal By
new property laws And
Helen Mirren
played Golda
Meir Who
lived in the house in the 60s “You
don’t exist” she said to my people While
living in the home my papa built The
walls of a home, they never forget They
see us in our worst moments, they see
us in our best 3/4 of a million
stories just like mine And
more chapters are written Even
as I sit here singing They
can try to diminish us But
the homes know the score All
we are asking is to go home Even
though everything has changed We’ve
always lived here, we scream as we’re crying
In the homes our papas built"
"Disney, disney","We're going to disney
disney, disney
We're going to disney,
disney, disney
We're going to disney,
disney, disney?
We're going to disney,
disney, disney
We're going to disney,
disney, disney, disney
Now we're at disney disney, disney
Now we're at disney, disney, disney
Now we're at disney, disney, disney
Now we're at disney, disney, disney
Now we're at disney we're at disney, yeah.
Oh, yes."
"Hello, it’s me from the past","I’m making a prediction
About who will be president
If we nominate Joe Biden
Joe Biden’s gonna lose
Joe Biden’s gonna lose
And you’re gonna try to blame us
But it’s not our fault he’s gonna lose
I’m writing this on the day
Of the Michigan primary
Don’t get your undies in a bunch
I will vote for him against Trump, but
This is not a threat
This is a diagnosis
But it’s not done yet
You can still fix this
Remember how sure you were
That HRC would win
This is like that, exactly like that
Alllllll over again
  v"
They kept up the jackhammery,"Late into the night
Pipes had frozen
The ground was open
And water was spewing out
I put earplugs in my ears my ears
and dreamt of birds in flight
snow was falling
the city calling
hushed up whisper shout
You are tiny
You ride on my back
You're the bacteria
Crawling on my skin
I don't care about your sleep or your naps"
"And so, we're one step closer","To being a civilized nation
I wish the step were bigger
But I'll take what I can get
I wish I were more excited
I'm relieved more than I'm ecstatic
It's not universal healthcare
But for now it'll have to do
And at least now the right wing
Can't call this thing a failure
They can whine all they want
But more americans will be insured
I wish Obama were better
On so many different issues
But I'm voting for him because
The alternative would be mad
When I was 18 years old
I voted for Nader
I thought there was no difference
Between Bush and Gore
This turned out disastrous
I wish there could be 3 parties
Or 4 or 5 or 6
But Obama is better than nothing"
Just a little wind,"And I begin to see the problems
Facing minds, I’m tracing them
Until they start dissolving
I can see my whole life fall at once
So I make changes by the moment
Something’s lost and something’s gained
And each one may as well be the same
Doooo dooo dooo
Doooo dooo dooo
Window to the future
Pretty picture I am painting
For when I’m really looking back
I’m only fading
Crystalized in dreams
That only show me
What I already know
Death disguised as life
And hell as heaven
It’s just a place that we go
The consequences don’t seem clear
Because they never really get so near
Are you able to forgive the body
For the life you’re living
Or the things it makes you do
Beyond the reach of you
Mistaking guilt for pleasure
Is there any other measure
Of a man understanding
What he can do
And what he can’t do
Understanding what he can and can’t do
Doooo dooo dooo
Doooo dooo dooo
Doooo dooo dooo
Doooo dooo dooo
Doooo dooo dooo
Doooo dooo dooo
Doooo dooo dooo
Doooo dooo dooo
What a man, what a man can do
What a man, what a man can’t do
What a man, what a man can do
What a man, what a man can’t do"
I heard a turn of phrase I liked,"Your bike rides you don't ride your bike
You fly when you fly your kite
And it's going to rain
big big flood
Signal
Signal
You can't ignore it
Signal
Signal
What is it for it's
Signal
Signal
From the mountain high
Signal
Signal
Let the children by
I had a dream and you were there
I danced badly and you didn't care
When we are kids we learn to share
Everything
That is everything
In the confusion of this plot
You mismanaged what you sought
Made from scratch and not store bough
Rice on kelp
I need your help"
You went to the supermarket Turkey,"wrapped in plastic cooked it in the oven
should come out fantastic whole family's coming over
Put on your evening gown Creeping
up behind you all moist and golden brown
Is a zombie turkey coming to pay you
back Zombie
turkey zombie turkey zombie turkey zombie donkey run
up the stairs into the bathroom lock the
door Hear
her bony legs bangin on the floor Coming
ever closer now look the window to see
entire neighborhood of zombie turkey Zombie
turkeys coming to pay you back Zombie
gobble gobble gobble Zombie
gobble gobble gobble jerky gobble gobble gobble so
majesty knock knock knocking down the door now
looks like there's no escape You
can't outrun her because you are out of
shape Judgment
day is here Are
you saint Are
you a sinner What
a terrible way to die to be eaten
by dinner by his own be turkey coming
to pay you back the turkey gobble gobble
gobble the turkey"
Do you have a moment to talk,"All the color is gone from the world
The birds have all had to learn to walk
Rocks replacing mother of pearl
But none of it seems to bother you
None of it seems to phase
You’re standing tall as the world burns
Teach me, show me your ways
Bears forgot to hibernate
Trees don’t know how to breathe
Printers no longer collate
Instructions for misery
But none of it seems to bother you
None of it seems to phase
You’re standing tall as the world burns
Teach me, show me your ways
Ninjas have all revealed themselves
Monster run amok
The rain that’s falling is leaving welts
And now we’re out of luck"
There's a vampire living in your house and,"he's sucking up the energy From
your electronics 75% of your electric bill is
coming from him Sucking
up all your energy Even
when everything, everything is all turned off But
don't go reaching for that car like no
silver or wooden stake It
won't work, just switch, switch, switch, switch off
the power strip and it'll go away, away"
Abstract words from a cold cold heart 5am,"is killing time it's time to rip apart
all the ways that your mind sucks you
in it ends when you wake up but
then begins again toiling in the rooftop garden
growing taters watching on TV
all the serial masturbators birthing from nothing something
epic and real but the price that you
pay you pay in the way you feel
OOOO OOOO
OOOO OOOO
broken box springs hold you up a little
your bigger on the inside and you're bigger
in the middle eyes that look at you
and have no idea what you're holding close
what's your really deal slippery when appropriate and
cover up with tape sticking to the inside
of a chest that's filled with hate jealousy
and fear envy greed and sloth over zealous
inspiration flame meet moth"
Hey,"No worries
Just let me know
You know it’s ok
Whichever way you wanna go
Hey No worries
Just let me know
I can’t judge you anyhow
Your garden’s gonna grow
You been flying all around my window
I did not anticipate
The trouble and lengths that you would go
To get your way
I can hear your footsteps drawing closer
They bring more than a great white shark
I’m rolling on the open ocean
Stormy seas nothing but dark"
In a lot of ways,"I don't really have a soul
This is a lot more obvious
in some contexts than others.
But in the end
there's a pretty decent argument
that my empathy is fake,
my feelings are fake,
my facial reactions are fake.
I don't feel happiness.
What's the point in dating someone
who you physically can't make
 happy?
I make
People sad
Even people who I inspire
I don’t really make happy
And people who I date
It’s really harrowing
It really fucking sucks to be with someone who
you can’t make happy
Doesn’t really respect anyone else"
Put a little extra sauce,"It’s capitalism and you’re your own boss
And the refills are free
You’ve got a stake in our brand equity
Yeah show up first
Show up wound
Tighter than a heart
With anxiety pounds
Stand up stand up
You’re living proof
Our engagement
Is through the roof
When I woke up this morning
I put on London Calling
It’s finally autumn
And I’m ready for change
When I woke up this morning
I said I’m sorry
To myself in the mirror
I’m ready for change
Have another drink on me
My internal clock needs therapy
Have you been working out
An empty 5 bedroom 2 bathroom house
It’s a double dutch oven
I should learn to bake
We rebuilt from scratch
After the earthquake
The produce is bad
But it’s bound to get better
I’m thinking of getting
pair of pure bred Irish Setters"
The false prophet told the zealots,"Stand back and stand by
Seems like they're listening to him
How many people gonna die
They tried to run a campaign bus off in a state 35
See their itchy trigger fingers
How many people gonna die
How many people
Don't look to the police
Their shirts are muddy
Brown goose stepping with the boys so riled up and proud
How many people
O oh it's been a long time coming
Fascism at our door and we may beat it this time
But they'll be back for more
So stand in solidarity and don't be surprised
And it doesn't have to be this way
Nobody has to die nobody
Don't look to the police
Their shirts are brown
Goose stepping with the boys so riled up and proud
Nobody nobody has to die"
"Free testing, treatment and health care for all","Suspend work
Guarantee food stamps
And sick pay for all
Suspend rent
Mortgage utilities loans
Foreclosures evictions and parking enforcement
These are our demands
Ignore them at your peril
These are our demands
They are more than fair
End bail for jails
Deactivate ice
Release detainees
Stop all sweeps of homeless camps
Open up unoccupied homes
To anyone who needs one"
Do you have any idea how long I,"waited to climb up that mountain again Do
you know what I had to do just
to get here You
act like you're the only only one with
a problem but no problem is insurmountable no
problem is insurmountable from the top of the
mountain do you have any idea how long
it's taken me to just gathering of strength
here I had to move mountains I had
to move oceans I had to put aside
my petty squabbles but no problem is insurmountable
no insurmountable no nothing's insurmountable from the top
of the mountain of the mountain of the
mountain mountain I took my papers and I
went inside and I thought that I should
run and hide But
I took my time and I took too
long and then you looked at me wrong
I had another thought Then
I forgot about it and you wouldn't know
how I actually found it I hid the
way into my brain into my brain into
my brain do you have any idea what
I did just to get here Does
it weigh on you like it weighs on
me Do
you know what I had to break through
Just to get you Every
bit of a piece is that you need
but nothing is insurmountable no nothing is insurmountable
no nothing is insurance surmountable from the top
of the mountain from the top of the
mountain the mountain mountain from the top of
the mountain from the top of the mountain
Sa"
Every single thought unkind,"As this dream starts to unwind
I can feel the sky get closer
No more apartment
No more car
No more worrying where you are
As I break down into a star
I can feel that it’s not over
I haven’t had a day when I could get away
All work and no play
And now I’m crazy
Break down walls and break down doors
Land your ship on foreign shores
It’s too big now to ignore
And it’s too amazing
Everywhere I go
They’re just talking to me, talking to me
Everywhere I go
They’re just talking to me, talking to me
Everywhere I go
They’re just talking to me, talking to me
Everywhere I go
They’re just talking to me, talking to me"
In 1776 the average life expectancy Was,"35, it’s funny cuz that also just happens
to be The
age at which your eligible To
be the leader of the quote free world
unquote So
how long did they even expect presidents to
live I think if they foresaw that we
would live as long as we do The
presidency would have an age cap, inexperience is
bad but so too Is
getting too old to do the job Everybody
knows something is off These
politicians need to step aside Joe
Biden is too old Donald
Trump is too old Mitch
McConnell is too old Diane
Feinstein is too old Get
them out of there By
the way Bernie
Sanders is not too old Have
you seen that dude? He’s
sharp as ever You
can’t be president Unless
you’re 35 That
more or less makes sense When
you are young You
don’t know what you’re doing You’ve
got so much to learn But
if we are gonna apply that standard"
In between the spaces where,"The section of you self aware
The spilling contents of your char-
-acter all mushed together in a prayer
Opened up a portal to
The space where you are me and I am you
Got lost in there before I knew
I’s part of the jugman’s crew"
As I mount my defense I guess I'll,"just stop looking on the other side of
the fence at what my neighbors got cooking
None of it matters anyhow now when you
got all this stuff to do oh not
when you got stuff to take care of
yourself now that the Titanic
sunk I guess it's okay to laugh and
unpack what we left in the trunk and
dunk on another's behalf Cause
none of that matters when you got your
own stuff you oh none of that matters
Cause you got your own stuff to do
You just worry about yourself yeah you just
worry about your own God
damn self You
just worry you just worry You
just worry about yourself So
I kept it up for how many days
12 days 12 days without an improvised song
That's it I can't do anything I had
to do one As
I mentioned tomorrow's a travel day so give
me some suggestions as to what you want
me to sing about tomorrow I may Tomorrow
specifically I may end up just doing a
airport song But
if I don't and if I get to
the hotel 500pm West
coast time which is like 800pm my time
which is like my bedtime I'll
be very tired I've
not done my song yet It'll
be a big help to me if you
have put something in the comments for me
to write about I used to do this
all the time on a very regular basis
especially when I was traveling Just
want to plug my album again Please
go listen Thank
you to all who have purchased it and
listened and told people about it Please
keep listening See
you guys tomorrow"
I miss twitter,"It wasn’t perfect
But it was better
Than whatever this is
You don’t know they’re the good ol days til they’re gone
I long for that bird app before Elon
I miss twitter
Having a single home
Where all the people were
Disparate but not alone
Now I see less and less of what I want
And the algorithm kills me and my songs"
Mexican alien,"sleeping peacefully
Children mixed with animal bones
just like you and me
Focus on your breathing now
There’s time enough to grieve
The innocence of wanting so
Badly to believe
Clara and Mauricio
From Peru
How did you go?
Mexican alien
1000 years of dead
Multiple mummy parts
Like Mr Potato head
I never know what to think
I never know what to feel
Optical illusions show
That nothing is real"
a guy that's really shy,"and i don't know why
i just want to run and hide
lions and tigers and bears oh my
no spotlight
shining down upon my life
and i don't know why
i just want to sit and cry
i'm just a guy that's really shy
shy shy shy shy
guy guy guy guy
shy shy shy shy
guy guy guy guy
shy shy shy shy
guy guy guy guy
shy shy shy shy
guy guy guy guy"
Ouch ouch ouch I threw out my back,"Ouch ouch ouch it’s a back attack
Got a flight tomorrow to go back home
How am I gonna do it with my back I don’t know
Ouch ouch ouch I threw out my back"
Working all day Against,"the special interests For
the common good Gathering
up all the news and opinon, It’s
a complicated world to be understood meeting point
for a progressive movement Tools
for change galore. There’s
just one place where you will find it
CommonDreams.org Common
dreams don’t come and go like the seasons
passing by us; Common
Dreams keep us alive with the hope that
they supply us CommonDreams.org
is all about changing the world for the
better So
send this song to all your friends and
get them to sign up for a newsletter"
I’ll never get too big for my britches,"The world would never let that happen to me
Once I figure it out, everything switches
From rainbow sundown to sugar plum fairy
But oh oh oh
That’s all right
I’ll never reach the heights for which I’m climbing
The wind and rain and time is running out
But that doesn’t mean that I will stop combing
The stuff I got within with what’s without
And oh oh oh
That’s all right
So if you’ve got a dream then I saw dream it
Even if you know it won’t come true
Some might say this is too extreme it
s not, it’s just the right thing to do
Yeah"
Jonathan Mann,"will be out of the studio from Friday
March 7th to Sunday
the 16th He'll
be on a short vacation preceded by a
5 day silent meditation retreat Please
reach out to his mom if it's something
really urgent Otherwise,
he'll write you back on the 12th No
internet at all For
five whole days Five
days of just being with himself He's
a little bit nervous"
Is man inherently good?,"Is man inherently bad?
Well I don’t really think
It’s simple as all that
There are shades of gray
Everywhere you look
From Hercules
To Captain Hook
When the human race was young
We lived with Neanderthals
They looked a lot like us
They used tools, and that’s not alls
Our genes m ingles with theirs
With love unbound
But just like Cain slew Abel
We shot them down
There are acts of compassion and love
That surround us everywhere
If you look, you will certainly find them
People give and help and care
In this day and age
It can be easy to forget
As far as goodness goes
There is no limit
So nothing’s black and white
If only it were so
We could be big computers
Only ones or zeroes
Only yes, or only no’s
But the world’s complex
And it grows and grows
Yeah the world’s complex
And it grows and grows"
There’s a strange feeling in the air,"Hanging on the grain sold
If you don’t learn how to play
It’s not your fault
Master, master come and see
See how they stare at me
They give me food, of which I’m fond
They clips up beyond
Cus I’m a hunchback with a dirty mind
What will I find in your
No neon kind
There’s no seamstress to adore
It’s a funny thing
The more that you resist
The more I hear you sing
The more I really must insist
You’re coming with me
Broken bottles, cardboard box
Deadbolts and padded locks
Empty bowls that once were filled,
The dead cat that I killed
Hair and mold and grit and grime
single beam of sunshine
What’s mine is yours, and yours is mine
Bring it over here
Cus I’m a hunchback with a dirty mind
What will I find in your
No neon kind
There’s no seamstress to adore
It’s a funny thing
The more that you resist
The more I hear you sing
The more I really must insist
You’re coming with me
You’re coming with me"
Fling the crab apples to the pond,"Then my dad will get mad and make us take a bath
In the back yard
And then we get hard
Work hard
See the stars and the fireflies
Dripping with Turkish delights
I don’t want to go to bed
I don’t want to go to bed
I just want to play with you
Going to the store rent another game for the Nintendo
and we go
To get the pizza
And I’m gonna eat you
And I’m gonna eat you
Are we gonna play double dragon tonight
I don’t want to go to bed
I just want to play with you
When I wake up in the morning
I learn you left without warning
You had a bad dream
You were crying
Now i’m crying
Cuz I was really looking forward
To spending the day with you
Now I’m running down a dream
And I don’t want to go to school
I just want to play with you"
When I pass a homeless man on the street,"Sometimes I give him money
Other times I don't and I feel like a creep
It feels like my days are a bit less sunny
Why don't I give him money all the time?
I have the dough to spare
Why do I try to ignore him
When it's obvious I care?
The end is coming
And I just want to sing
The end is coming
The end of everything
The end is coming
But we pretend it isn't
The end is coming
The tide has slowly risen
When someone tries to sell me something
I instinctively shy away
Even when I need it, it doesn't matter what they bring
It doesn’t matter what they can do or say
Why am I so against the salesman pitch?
At my door or on my phone
“No I don't need insurance you bitch
Just leave me alone”
Leave me alone
The end is coming
The end of everything
The end is coming
But we pretend it isn't
The end is coming
The tide has slowly risen"
Podcast app design,"Is a UX playground
And Marco couldn’t stay away
He just had to play around
He went for powerful but simple
With lots of custom stuff
Designed to make it easier
To listen to all the shows we love
Smart Speed cuts the silences
Helps you to save time
Voice Boost normalizes
Voices loud and quiet
Smart playlists are intelligent
With filters and sorting rules
Find those Diamond s and those jewels
Overcast
Oh Overcast
Good for listening to your shows
very, very fast
Overcast
Oh Overcast
Nothing overlooked
No feature half assed
Overcast
Marco announced at XOXO
And refined his design
Made it free with limits
Unlock it all for 4.99
If you don’t like his app
He lists alternatives for you
And now the only question left
Is who’s he gonna sell it to?
Overcast
Oh Overcast
Good for listening to your shows
very, very fast
Overcast
Oh Overcast
Nothing overlooked
No feature half assed
Overcast
You used to have to make an account
but now you don’t
No venture capital, ads or nebulous plans to figure it out later"
We were looking for four leaf clovers,"I found none
You found something like a dozen
I said this isn’t fun
Your grandpa did a magic trick
It blew our tiny brains
We’d dance to the beach boys
Inside when it rained
We’d cuddle underneath the blanket
Pretend we had to hide
From a giant mosquito
That would eat us mouth open wide
Ride the lawnmower together
Imagine us out alone
Free to roam the forest
That was our home
Now I’m living in the city
And you’re still where
The sap runs through the rubes
With your house and family there
I dream about it often
The home where you came back
The home where now you’ll never leave
No matter how the deck is stacked
We were looking for four leaf clovers
I got zero
You found something like a dozen
Take them with you when you go"
If only you could see the faces,"Of the people you decide
Are deserving of your disrespect
I know that you’d think twice
The language of their body moving
Here in 3d space
If only you could hear their voice
Just a little taste
You might back down
Back down
Put that rhetoric in the ground
Find a new way to be found
Maybe talk a little less loud
When confronted with flesh and blood
You don’t act like big dog peeing
Underneath that posturing
Is an ordinary human being
In your daily life you treat
People the way you should
But 1s and 0s are people too
And the sooner that’s understood
Mothers teach your children
To see right through their screens
The humanity on the other side
No matter how dead it seems
Fathers teach your children
That it matters what you say
And the words will live forever
Inside the NSA"
I’m here for the Bernie Memes,"Vermont Jacket
Vermont Gloves
Vermont common sense
Incoming chairman senate budget committee
Yeah good okay
It’s the inauguration of my good friend Joe
I got these mittens so I don’t get cold
R"
Hey now,"Hissing a fit
Having a good time
little bit
Throwing a ball
Knowing it all
Wasn't what it seemed in the alcohol
Hey now
Take a dish
Leave a fish if you want a wish
Can't have pets
Can't just yet
But there's nothing saying you never will
Springtime hill in the daffodils
I write songs in the key of Brill
There's nothing saying you never will, oh
I get stronger when not killed
I'll keep trying till I've had my fill
There's nothing saying you never will, oh
There's nothing saying you never will
Hey now
Throw me a punch
Feed me lunch in a burned out hunch
Kissing a frog
Eating a dog
Sleeping like a log that's wrong and fog
Hey now
Break my fast
Hold me last
As the feeling's passed
Tighten the noose
Let me loose
Golden eggs from a worn out goose
Springtime hill in the daffodils
I write songs in the key of Brill
There's nothing saying you never will, oh
I get stronger when not killed
I'll keep trying till I've had my fill
There's nothing saying you never will, oh
There's nothing saying you never will
Hey now
Teeth are shined
Grind, grind
Till they look like mine
Hold a mirror have no fear
Now we're getting out of here
Hey now
Boys go last
What's the holdup
Pendegrast
In the soil
And tin foil
Well he's nothing if not loyal
Springtime hill in the daffodils
I write songs in the key of Brill
There's nothing saying you never will, oh
I get stronger when not killed
I'll keep trying till I've had my fill
There's nothing saying you never will, oh
There's nothing saying you never will"
I want to know what's in Steve Jobs' mind,"What's he thinking about most of the time?
The answer seems obvious and yet I think it's wrong
After all it's kind of like that old Dylan song
If his thought trains
Could be seen
They’d probably put his head into a guillotine
If his thought trains
Could be seen
We’d probably put his head into a guillotine
Does Steve Jobs have the answers to interstellar flight?
Is cold fusion just something that he figured out one night?
Does he think a lot about what it’s all worth?
Does he think at all about being ruler of the earth?
Oh, if his thought trains
Could be seen
They’d probably put his head into a guillotine
If his thought trains
Could be seen
We’d probably put his head into a guillotine
I'm so fascinated by Steve Jobs
You might say obsessed
So rarely does one exist that clearly is the best
He's the best at what he does
Though I can hardly define
What it is and what he has
In that mind that blows my mind
Steve Jobs
Steve Jobs
Stev Jobs
Steve Jobs
And if his thought trains
Could be seen
They’d probably put his head into the guillotine
If his thought trains
Could be seen
We’d probably put his head into the guillotine"
you went to the supermarket got your turkey wrapped in plastic,"cooked it in the oven just right should come out fantastic
the whole family's coming over you put on your evening gown
but creeping up behind you all moist and golden brown
it's the zombie turkey coming to pay you back
you run up the stairs into the bathroom lock the door
you can hear her boney legs banging on the floor
she's coming ever closer now, you look out the window to see
an entire neighborhood overrun by zombie turkeys
they are zombie turkeys and they're coming to pay you back
she's banging down the door now it looks like there's no escape
you can't outrun her because you're fat and out of shape
if only you exercised more, ate less, you'd be thinner
what a terrible way to die to be eaten by your dinner
by a zombie turkey who has come to pay you back"
Millions of people struggle with the disease Heads,"in the sand A
heart between their knees Billions
of people crying out loud They
need somebody to hold them right now In
the loneliness In
the loneliness In
the loneliness In
the loneliness It
can come before you at any time It
don't need no reason It
don't need no right on the top of
the hill to the bottom of a pit
You do not know when it will hit
The loneliness Ooh
the loneliness Yeah
the loneliness Ooh
the loneliness And
the only cure that anyone know Is
to reach out to someone and say Oh
I need you to hold me I need
you to hold me in the loneliness In
the loneliness In
the loneliness Oh
the loneliness Billions
of people are suffering Billions
of people got nothing but the loneliness Oh
the loneliness The
loneliness"
The great reset was a catalyst,"Employees are spread near and far
Keep the babies and kittens in the mix
Now we know how important hugs are
Nobody knows what is going to happen
We’re going places we’ve never been before
It’s not about workspace
It’s not about workplace
But about the purpose of work
Don’t hold so tightly to your brand
That your employees can’t go with the flow
brand is a platform to build upon
Time to relinquish some control
There’s no one single answer
Bringing people back
Time to accept neurodiversity
Let people know exactly what to expect
And we’ve got to maintain meeting equity
CEOs used to produce these videos
That were stilted beginning to end
But in the kitchen and the living room
With dogs and kids
It’s just so much more genuine
So keep it all more genuine"
"Doo doo doo, doo do do do da do doo","Doo doo doo, doo do do do da do doo
Doo doo doo, doo do do do da do doo
Doo doo doo, doo do do do da do doo
Somewhere
Rubber demons swim in diamonds
And they fuck and sip on champagne
As they tumble down in the rain
Back to hell
Doo doo doo, doo do do do da do doo
Doo doo doo, doo do do do da do doo
(Ooh, ah ooh, ooooooooooohhhooooohh)
Doo doo doo, doo do do do da do doo
Doo doo doo, doo do do do da do doo
Somewhere
Healthy angels stand on street lights
And dream of love and God and long nights
As they disappear in unison
Back to him
Ba-doo, ba-doo, ba-dooo
Ooh, ah ooh, ooooooooooohhhooooohh
Ba-doo, ba-doo, ba-dooo
Ooh, ah ooh, ooooooooooohhhooooohh
Ba-doo, ba-doo, ba-dooo
Ooh, ah ooh, ooooooooooohhhooooohh"
I've traveled far,"This chain around my wrists
There's been some lesson there
But I don't know what it is
seismic shift
I'm opened up
No matter how much I get
It'll never be enough
Come on
Come on come on
I don't wanna stop now
Come on come on
Read those words aloud
I've traveled far
With the setting sun
Behind my back and now
My journey's almost done
Throw up your hands
Stomp down your feet
There's no place in this world
That I would rather be
I've taken notes
I've taken names
I know where everybody sits
In all the video games
Come on
Come on come on
I don't wanna stop now
Come on come on
Read those words aloud
My body changes
My mind it warps
Someday I am sure to make
very beautiful corpse
I was a soldier
(Print my goodbye)
In a tired war
(On the telegraph wire)
But I refuse to march
In your parade anymore
I've come too far
(Through viscous love)
Too much to lose
(I've had enough)
I'm following down a path
With dark signposts and clues
Come on
Come on come on
I don't wanna stop now
Come on come on
Read those words aloud
This bit of space
(I float along)
I occupy
(Through weak and strong)
You couldn't imagine what it's like
Here if you tried"
I’m waiting on hold,"So I can plead no guilty
To a parking ticket
For an expired parking permit
But we never got a renewal notice
I went into the office
They said the never sent one
Because the machine was broken
Welcome to Jersey City
Welcome to Jersey City"
I used to love my body,"Head to toe
You’d find me at a party
Take off my clothes
I feel ashamed
My body’s changed
Now my clothes stay on
That part of me’s gone
But I do believe you’re beautiful
As you are, inside and out
But I can’t quite find the lever to pull
To extend that to myself
I wanna be body positive
Head to toe
But come on it’s obvious
I kinda hate myself
I see a body I want
I don’t like that at all
Wanna forgive me
For my anxiety
And I do believe you’re beautiful
As you are, Inside and out
But I can’t quite find the lever to pull
To extend that to myself
I see friends on Instagram
Showing off
And I’m left wondering who I am
Like I’m not enough
You all look so good
And maybe I should
But my clothes stay on
That part of me’s gone"
Trump got shot,"Biden got got
Now Kamala’s on the prowl
He shoulda dropped out
year ago now
But I guess no harm no fowl
Trump’s too old
Too slow
And convicted
Kamalas not perfect
But nobody is
I’d prefer Jill Stein
But I think this time
I’ll just go where the coconuts fall
So let’s go
Let’s go
To where all the coconuts flow
Unburdened by what has been
Is it just me
Or does it seem
Like monumental days
Happen much more
Than they did before
Like at a faster pace
I was 6 for the fall
Of the Berlin Wall
I was 19 on 9/11
But the last eight
Has been nonstop straight
Up coconuts armageddon"
i'm cold and kind of hungry,"my baby's off in thailand
I've got nothing planned
but something's going on tonight
and it's got me wound up tight
my circuits are about to blow
gotta lay me down lay down low
everybody's getting sick
spring is here but winter's thick
i've done all that i could
to stay healthy knock on wood
but people wanna sneeze on you
and bacteria is on the move
i'm always washing my hands
otherwise got nothing planned
tonight"
"1,2,3,4","Song, song, doing a song
Doing a song right now
Hey!
Song, song, doing a song
Doing a song right now
Hey!"
Underneath the surface,"There’s a whole society
They have a different language
But they look like you and me
And every million years or so
They party til they drop
That’s how we got the oceans
And every mountain top
Don’t be fooled
It’s not the truth
Unless you’re spooky action at a distance
They live on information
And have never heard of space
Time is like their gravity
Puts wrinkles on their face
Nobody has seen them
Since 1000 AD
And Moses and Jesus too
Said let my people free
They don’t have our emotions
Their chemicals are complex
They’d be confused by our love
And death and fear and sex
Sometimes just a glimmer
Is all we have to go on
You see a flash of light, a shimmer
you blink and then they’re gone"
You don't know how many songs,"I've written
You don't know how many bugs
I've bitten me today
This ain't the first and this ain't the last
October 4th song that
I've cached along the way
You don't
You don't get my full attention
I'm sorry but it's true
I've got to pay my bills to get me through
So
I sing my song along the equator
Just biding my time until the day when
I can finally say that all my time is mine
All my time is mine 9
Oh my time is mine"
You left me in Paris,"To galavant among the stars
You chose to see the universe
Over the highways of my heart
For this I could never forgive you
Though it’s nice to see you now
My husband’s breaking the universe
Can you fix it, cuz he doesn’t know how
Time is getting all bendy
Can we just go back
To the day that you left me
Time is turning and falling
I still have feelings for you
But my husband is calling
You’ve done well for yourself
The captain on this big ship
It’s everything you hoped for
Back when I knew you in Paris
Maybe you thought that life with me
Would be quiet like a mouse
But here we are and space is cracking
And time is pouring out"
I'm sick today with a cold and can,"barely hear out of my right ear I’m
gonna go to the damn post office and
pick up a package there Gonna
lug it around for three whole weeks And
nobody will ever love me the way I
am I will never be loved the way
that I am I will never be loved
I will never be loved I will never
be loved Oh
I know it You
know it I'm
sick today with a cold and can barely
hear out of my right ear reddish brown
beast with six horns growing in my way
I'm holding on with claws and feeling weak
with a fear That
hasn't quite reached the stage where he can't
breathe And
I'm suffocating in the middle of my face
My teeth: I will never be loved Oh
I know it You
know it I'm
sick today with a cold and can barely
hear out of my right ear I’m
gonna throw a party and then I got
to go to the doctor It
won't be a party It’s
just 9:30 and I'm
tired too Don't
think I'm
joking When
I throw a party And
the people are excited We'll
all be exhausted By
the end But
I'll be filled up With
all the fun I will never be loved
I will never be loved Oh
I know it You
know it"
I'm truly shocked At,"that thing that you just said Really
never in my life have I been so
offended I know that the first amendment means
That free speech is protected But
what will I tell my children When
they hear what you said Well
I’m shocked I’m
really shocked Yes
I'm totally shocked at what that politician did
He didn't try to hide it Not
even a little bit What
is this country coming to? Going
to hell, God
forbid You
know what that's it I give up I
don't even give a shit I’m
shocked I’m
shocked Yes
I’m shocked"
If you see me,"Don't say hi
If you see me
Just walk on by
I won't remind you
i won't come find you
Just walk on by
My beard is itching
As it grows
I'm lost and twitching
As it snows
I'm trying to get warm
To do no harm
Just walk on by
Out of my mouth
Fly words and sounds
Then they fly south
To the cookie mounds
That time of year again
for holiday cheer again
Just walk on by
I do the jobs
That no one does
I break my back
On the railroad cuz
That's just my lot in life
It's all I got to give
Just walk on by"
It was the nasty woman,"Against the bad hombre
Hombre couldn’t keep it together
For more than 25 minutes
Bad Hombre knows
He’s losing bigly big
So he fondles the mic
And whines that it’s rigged"
"Christmas was in the winter, in a cold","you’ve never known We’d
gather around something called a fireplace, and laugh
and sing to keep warm You’ve
seen trees in your picture books, well, we’d
chop one down, keep it right there inside
We’d cover it with bits of foil, little
pictures, they were called ornaments and we also
had hundreds of glowing lights I wish I
could build a snow fort with you Where
the plow’s made the snow so high I
wish you could smell the air after blizzard
fell from the sky Oh
yes, I wish for so very many things
But wishing won’t make it so No
no child I’d
give most anything If
god would just Let
it snow let it snow Have
I ever told you about Hannuka
See this this menorah, poor things cracked and
split And
you’ve learned about the fire of 39, right?
That’s why we can’t keep any candles lit
Most of all I wish you could feel
How it felt to be topside and young
and free I wish I had done so
much more But
there was just so much good TV
I wish I could build a snowman with
you On
January first I wish we could slide down
a hill On
a day so cold it hurts"
Time to go sledding sled in it's time,"to go sledding Going
down the hill going no so fast I
watch trees go by I watch the sky
run past and there's a hawk in the
sky and there's a hawk in the sky
Watching us sledding watching us sledding sledding sledding
Watching us sledding sledding sledding we go down
the hill together in the park somebody I
made a jump but it's hard to hit
and the hawks head song way up high
the highest branch of the tallest tree on
the biggest hill in the Alden
peak in the fall dam Sledding
watching us sledding sledding sledding in the whole
damn place in the whole damn place Watching
us sledding sledding sledding does the heart wish
that he could sled like us In
a way that I wish I could fly
like human I'm
sledding and then it flies away and it
flies it flies so far Flies
away so far we're getting tired can't sled
anymore and we're time to sleep and watch
T V
and drink hot chocolate hot chocolate"
What do you got for me?,"What do you got for me now?
Lay it down in front of me
Please don’t make fun of me
Anybody with any sense
Has already left town
High tailed it to the forest
Where the tragic greek chorus
Sings
I left my heart in the laundromat
I left my soul in the gutter
I turned my blood to wine
And I turned the wine to water
I left my ear in the strawberry field
I left my mouth on you
And the mountains are alive
And the sky is too
I’m holding on tight
To the things that I own
They feel good when they slide
Into the notches in my mind
But I’ve got to let go
If I’m ever gonna grow
Stitching up that hole
With something that my soul
Can sing 000"
Animals around your brain,"And they all are dancing
And would like to know what happened to you
Animals are striking all their little poses on your grave
And they all have a song to sing
They sing:
Don't don't don't
I don't know know know
Don't don't don't
I don't know know know
Don't don't don't
I don't know know know
Don't don't don't
I don't know know know"
Dream that I was Link,"I was lying in the field thinking about
Zelda How
to buy a better shield I was sad
because I didn't have a pillow In
the morning it was dungeon time Some
kind of weeping willow Will
the octoroks and the style folks and the
like likes and the d d don ghosts
well they all started dancing They
all started making noise I knew the style
of dancing was like a poison so I
lit up a torch I lit up a
fire and that's when I heard the fairy
choir They
were singing Sand
I need you in the castle We
all need you to save Hyrule
We'll surround you with love That's
what they were singing Love
love love love love love love love love
love love love love love love It
was beautiful and it was amazing And
needless to say I could deal with this
cave thing So
morning time came The
everything disappeared I was lying in my bed
sunlight shining through I was thinking about Zelda
I was thinking about you Thinking
about the field where in my dream I
lay It
existed in my memory It's
a place I used to play And
it's good to remember It's
a useful tool especially when you end up
down in Hyrule
with the fairies So
that needs you in the castle All
the fairies What
they said love love love love love"
Bronx city living,"Gave you it’s worst
But you came out the best
Met your bride in Salt City
History wrote the rest
Worked hard day in and out
better life built and forged
6 kids grow
Salmon river flow
Love your family deeper than the Ithaca gorge
Now you got lots of time on your hands
The whole wide world is open
You are the best father and husband
And your whole family loves you
Don’t touch the waitress
Now you’re talking to strangers
Asking them what they ordered
Don’t touch the waitress
Taught your kids
With hard work
And education anything is possible
If you add in love and support
The possible suddenly becomes probably
Fordam and Yankees
And ithaca trees
Road warrior and doo woo
Florida sun
Grandad fun
And you are a bit of a contrarian
Now you got lots of time on your hands
The whole wide world is open
You are the best father and husband
And your whole family loves you"
"Susan Serendens,","I'm a powerful God
With an army of disciples who follow her
law You
better cover up your ears, don't look her
in the eye Or
you might end up voting for Jill
Stein Susan
Serendens, I'm
a powerful God
I'm powerful, I'm
powerful Susan
Serendens, I'm
a powerful God
I'm powerful, I'm
powerful Susan
Serendens, I'm
a powerful God
Susan Serendens,
I'm a powerful God
I'm powerful, I'm
powerful Susan
Serendens, I'm
a powerful God
I'm powerful, I'm
powerful"
I don't even want to turn on the,"light Cause
Jupiter is sick again He
just got over ear infections and now he
might have croup So
we're not getting any sleep and Jupy's
not getting any sleep Oh
I'm not turning on the lights right now
Cause Jupy
is sleeping in the stroller Yeah
daycare You
put them in daycare and it's like they're
sick all the time So
I'm not turning on the light right now
I'm not turning on the light We
were up all night with a coffin baby
and this is all that I can do
right now for"
I got a reason,"But I don’t got to tell you
What it is
My wings are beating
Time with the wind
IN the trees
I know my rights
You can’t take em away
You can’t go on living
The same life as yesterday
Pick a litlte poison
Put it in your pocket
With the rest
The sticks a little frozen
In the bottom of the lake
With the frogs"
What kind of food do we have in,"the pantry? What
good is life if you don’t take chances?
Do you get outside to see the rain?
Who is the strongest member of your party?
What can you do to make yourself smarter?
Do you get outside to see the rain?
What kind of bed do you keep for
your monster? When
the tops of the buildings are all lost
in the fog here Do
you get out side to see the rain?
What are the words that you grunt in
the office The
feeling you have tell me what do you
call this Do
you get outside to see the rain"
Here they come bangin their drum calling them,"shout what is and what is not okay
okay here they come they look kind of
dumb Standing
on two legs hatched from a neigh all
my fireflies are just going in the circle
Going in the circle in the circle in
the circle go oh oh Nobody
know which way we're going to go this
time oh oh Nobody
know which way going to go this time
which way going to go which way going
to go which way gonna go which way
gonna go Gonna
go gonna go My
fireflies take flight and they're going all through
the night and my firefly in the sky
make my day go by make it faster
disaster a desire oh no which way gonna
go oh no which way you gonna go
Oh no which way you gonna go Gonna
go Ma"
Christ for arms,"Christ for arms
Made fun of him
Threw beans on him
He has crosses
For arms
And they threw beans on him
They threw those beans on him
Beans! They threw those beans!
Because he had crosses for those arms
He wasn’t doing anybody any harm
and they threw beans
Three hundred and twenty one
Anti trans bills for persecution
If you don’t fit they’ll come for you
And do much worse than throw beans
If they all grew crosses out of their arms
Would the moral panic stop
I don’t think it would
They’d just throw beans at them"
lot of people have compared,"Songonauts to 80s cartoons
And that is what we’re going for
But it’s also full of so much more
Music and characters that are real
It’s got a lot of heart
If you haven’t listened yet you can start
Just search for The Truth
And listen to Songonauts"
It's the first day of fall,"And there's mushrooms growing everywhere
I don't know it all
I don't know how to wear my underwear
I am a dangerous refrigerator
I am a dangerous refrigerator
It's the first day of fall
Drop the kids at the bus stop
It's the first day of fall
And we gotta go bunny hop
Cause I'm a dangerous refrigerator
I am a dangerous refrigerator
Refrigerator
It's the first day of fall
I taste the smoke on my lips
And I'm going downtown
And I don't know it all
But I know that I can't just figure it out
I'm going where the time
Don't mean anything anything anymore
Where every moment happens at the same time
Slices of the universe
Dangerous, dangerous, dangerous
Refrigerator, dangerous, dangerous, dangerous
Refrigerator
Refrigerator
It's the first day of fall
Don't even try to tell me something new
Cause I won't hear you at all
I got my AirPods in And I'm listening to that song
That goes ding dong, scrambled eggs
Ding dong, dinga ding dong,
It's the first day of fall
I'm wearing my noun glasses
I hope they don't glasses
My name when they're sending people to the battlefront
I am a dangerous refrigerator I am a dangerous refrigerator
Danger, danger, danger, danger
Refrigerator
Refrigerator
Ooh, ooh, ooh Baby now Ooh, ooh"
Dark Sider’s,"too amazing Oh
no no, I’m
not sure you understand Take
the Wii
U in your hand It’s
so easy to be Wii
U crazy if you’re high strung or you’re
lazy Better
than Spielberg
or Scorsese
Oh no no, I’m
not sure you understand Take
the Wii
U in your hand And
now you understand Take
the Wii
U in your hand and Now
you understand Take
the Wii
U in your hand Now
you understand Take
the Wii
U in your hand Now
you understand Take
the Wii
U in your hand Now
you understand Take
the Wii
U in your hand"
It’s just me singing (It’s just him singing!),"About plastic
Maybe you know it’s bad
You may know plastic bags never decompose
Witness these Sunchips in the world’s first compostable bag
They make me wanna reuse and compost and turn down the thermostat
Oh, they make me wanna dance
Oh yeah!"
When you fry bacon in the nude,"Everyone you know will point and laugh
While you are crying out in pain
The grease shoots out and burns your shaft
When you fry bacon in the nude
You must contend with all the neighborhood dogs
Who are drawn to the powerful scent
And will try to bite you on your log
When you fry bacon in the nude
The fog around you grows fast and thick
Your arteries get all stuffed up
And cholesterol shoots out of your dick
R"
Everybody knew that Kanye is a genius,"Even Lou Reed, even Lou knew
I wonder what Lou would think if he knew
That Kanye west hates jews
Kanye West blames jews
Kanye West blames jews
When society starts to fracture and fray
This is really old news
For thousands and thousands of years
That’s when they scapegoat jews
Kanye West blames jews
Kanye West blames jews
Like clockwork, they’re all right on cue
Here they come to blame the jews
Ben Shapiro defends Donald Trump
When he threatens all of us
Ben says I’m not really a jew
But for Hitler I’d be plenty jew enough
Ben Shapiro loves Trump
Trump blames Jews
Like clockwork, they’re right on cue
Here they come to blame the jews
Here they come to blame the jews
Here they come to blame the jews
Like clockwork, they’re right on cue
Here they come to blame the jews"
Hey are we there yet,"We've been sitting here for so long
Hey are we there yet
I think they're playing our song
I think they've got something on their mind
That might be just what we're looking for
So slow down slow down
We don't gotta go so fast
Oh slow down slow down
Looking at the trees go past
Oh slow down now slow down
Nothing really matters but you
Slow down now slow down
There's death and destruction
And you can't do anything to stop it right now
Hey are we there yet
When the sunrise hits the trees
I said hey are we there yet
When the moon is in the sea
There's a lot of things you might regret
But are we there yet
Slow down slow down
You don't gotta go so fast
Slow down slow down
Look at our trees go past
Slow down
Yeah slow down
Every which way you turn
And you can't just watch the world burn
You can't just watch the world burn
But what choice do you have
What choice do you have
Have
What choice do you have
I made that song up
Also
I have a zit on my nose
Also
Hi"
Hipsters and Hasidic Jews,"Smushed together on the avenues
Got lost, end up Cypress Hill
Riding my bike, I almost got killed
Riding my bike in Brooklyn
Riding my bike through Brooklyn
Riding my bike through Brooklyn
Oh oh
I even saw
hipster up close
We both thought that the other was gross
Nonetheless he was very polite
But it was weird how everyone was white
Riding my bike through Brooklyn
Riding my bike through Brooklyn
Riding my bike through Brooklyn
I ended up bad part of town
But I felt alright just riding around
One guy said
“Get off the sidewalk”
He had a point so I didn’t balk
Riding my bike through Brooklyn
Riding my bike through Brooklyn
Riding my bike through Brooklyn
Oh oh
Well I went to Bushwick and Bed-Stuy
Greenpoint, Park Slope, and Crown Heights
Each neighborhood in turn was admired
And now my legs are really tired
Riding my bike through Brooklyn
Riding my bike through Brooklyn
Riding my bike through Brooklyn
Oh oh
Today I spent
Riding my bike through Brooklyn
I was
Riding my bike through Brooklyn
Just
Riding my bike through Brooklyn
Oh oh
That’s all
Yayyyyy"
Pi day,"Pi Day
Getting down on Pi Day
Everybody getting all Euclidian up in here
Pi Day
Pi Day
Dance and stuff on Pi Day
Ratio, Circumference, to Diameter
Whooooa, Yeah
Do like circles? Cuz I like circles!
And you know once a year
We can celebrate a circle's circumference ratio to diameter
March 14th
March 14th
This is the nerdiest of days
I will celebrate and dance a jig
In the nerdiest of ways
3 1 4 1 5
3 1 4 1 5
3 1 4 1 5
3 1 4 1 5
Pi day
Pi Day
Getting down on Pi Day
Everybody getting all Euclidian up in here
Pi Day
Pi Day
Dance and stuff on Pi Day
Ratio, Circumference, to Diameter
Whooooa, Oh Yeah
Oh Yeah
Circle here, circle there
I can find the circumference
And if I
Didn't have pi
I wouldn't stand a chance
March 14th, yeah
March 14th
Let's say a joyful prayer
See a circle, be a circle
You don't wanna be a square
No no
Whoa ohhh
Whoa oh oh oh oh
Whoa ohhhh
Pi Day
Yeahhhhh"
Mr Vice,"President I'm
speaking I'm
speaking If
you don't mind letting me finish we can
then have a conversation Okay
Mr Vice
President I'm
speaking I'm
speaking If
you don't mind letting me finish we can
then have a conversation Okay
Please Mr
Vice President
I'm speaking I'm
speaking If
you don't mind letting me finish we can
then have a conversation Okay
Okay Please
Okay"
On a rain-swept patch of earth I saw,"All the telltale signs of Mardi Gras
Well the puddle struck poses with alcohol
The mud looked up and just took it all… in
Ants danced as they carried bits of food
To the wasps who got everybody in the mood
The birch bark became a disco ball
And the mud looked up and just took it all… in
Why does this place seem to call me?
Some forgotten corner of my mind
It’s made real by the dirt and trees
There’s no telling what I’ll find
Well the moles dug til they hit solid rock
And the hole was ten feet wide
And the rabbits directed everyone
All the animals, trees, and insects
Were represented inside
And out came Jesus of the Forest
He said “The time is almost come”
And the anteaters
Blew some sorrowful notes
And the elephants and monkeys
They banged on their drum
Why does this place seem to call me?
Some forgotten corner of my mind
It’s made real by the dirt and trees
There’s no telling what I’ll find"
"Bob took fluffy in, she was just a year old","All fluff and no muscle
Wildlife documentaries on the TV
She could watch it all day
She had an arch enemy called Gingerpuss
She attacked relentlessly
Anytime Gingerpuss came into her territory
Fluffy, Miss Fluffy
You were just ten years young
Fluffy, Miss Fluffy
We’re gonna miss you now you’re gone
She is survived by her sister Suzie
And Little Suzie too
And Scruffy Bob and her dad Bob
And many other friends ooo ooo
She was affectionate with humans
And generally friendly
Expect to that bastard Gingerpuss
When he came into her territory"
Happy birthday jupi,"now you are 3
a great great age
that it is to be
you are everything
the last to the start
you are everything
literally my heart"
Tell me who would Jesus bomb?,"I’m pretty sure that God hates us all equally
I understand your stance
And while I disagree
I’m pretty sure you’re not a Nazi
I already regret
Choosing to carry around this sign
All day, all day
I’m mad as hell
But mostly in a passive aggressive way
Way-y-y
So I like turtles!
My arms are tired
Use your inside voice
Jesus says relax
Don't feed the trolls
Don't be a douche
I want a sandwich
Eat some sushi!
The Death Star was an outside job
Humpty Dumpty was pushed
What would Optimus Prime do?
If you keep shouting like that,
You'll get big muscles all over your face
My president is black, and this sign is blue
Sweet succulent Jesus give me sanity
Ohhhh
Under-appreciated super heroes for sanity
Ohhhh
Confused senior citizens for sanity
Ohhhh
Retired CIA analyst for sensible drug policy
Oooh oh oh
Well I hate taxes
But I like roads
Firemen,
And some cops
Traffic lights (traffic lights)
National parks (national parks)
The coast guard
So I pay them anyway
Oh yeah I hate war too
The #1 threat to America:
Gay Mexican Muslim bears
Gay bearrorists
And bears are people too
This sign is too damn big
And take it off caps lock
I acting suspicious?
Where are the Moderate Muslims? Right here
Lions, and tigers, and Muslims – oh my
Well, I fought Nazis and they don't look like Obama, no
Toasters united against tea baggers, oh
Obama is not the devil, I am
We should do this more often
Even my sign chooses not to yell
And God hates Times New Roman
I’m a pasta-fearing American
And I'm moderate as hell
Ain't no party like a Mr. T party (hey)
I like tea, and you're kind of ruining it for me
(Hey, ho)
I want more tortillas when I order fajitas at a restaurant
Is this the line for the Justin Bieber tickets?
(Hey ho)
You say waffling like it's a bad thing!
Waffles are delicious!
Somewhat irritated about extreme outrage
(Hey, ho)
404 error: political message not found
404 error: political message not found
404 error: political message not found
404 error: political message not found
404 error: political message not found
404 error: political message not found"
There's a feeling,"That you get
Deep
In the pit
Of your stomach
When you don't know
What to do
you can fight it
or you can listen
ignore the call
or heed the mission
it's your life
you're in control
except also
you're kind of not
except also
you kind of are
this feeling
is just chemicals
and electricity
all inside of me
on the outside
nothing's changed
on the inside
it's a weird pain
this feeling
must be some
evolutionary
advantage
maybe to warn me
against future ills
pattern recognition
in the forest and hills
but right now
does it do me good?
will it bring me happiness?
deep under my hood
i wanna go to sleep
but there's a gnawing pulse
deep in my gut
like nothing else
being human
is about
these random feelings
that fill us with doubt
that elate us
that create us
they bring us down
and they make us
who we are"
The whole world depends on you,"If that were true what would you do
Does your life belong to you
If the whole world depends on you
Or does nobody care
If you live or die
Does nobody care
About the songs you write
How is the world different
Because of you
oes any of it depend
On what you do
The world depends on what you create
The people sleeping are now awake
ounce of goodness each day you make
The world depends on what you create
Or does nobody care
If you live or die
Does nobody care
About the songs you write
How is the world different
Because of you
And does any of it depend
On what you do
The world will spin when you depart
Be here at the end, she was here at the start
There’s no replacing your heart
But t0he world will spin when you depart"
Sending my ape to Coinbase,"Cuz all shitcoins are the same
I’m gonna get out while the gettings good
If I regret it that’s ok
I need some extra cash flow
To pay ol Uncle Sam
Made more money last year
Than the last ten years combined
Easy come, easy go
That’s how it works here in crypto
More money more problems too
I guess ol biggie was right
Sometimes win, mostly lose
Im used to that to tell the truth
But I just want to write my songs
And try to enjoy my life
Pump and dump or hodl dude
Just stop it all right there
Staring at these numbers all day
Fills me with despair
Don’t you remember the guy
From the little prince
Who just kept counting all the stars
But the point of life was missed"
There are werewolf's in London,"Everyone knows that
They hunt you down through cobbled streets
And they grow so big and fat
But with the olympics running fast and high
Gold and silver bronze oh my
The monsters will jump into the fray
Wreaking havoc on the fields of play
There're are zombies doing shot put
Vampires doing synchronized swimming
Cyclops is doing javelin
The orc gymnasts are all winning
Dragons jumping hurdles huge
Frankenstein is diving down
Godzilla runs and stomps and runs
Minotaurs shooting arrows round
Monsters at the Olympics!
Monsters at the Olympics!
Monsters at the Olympics!
Ah wa a ohhh"
The right atrium receives ,"oxygen pour blood from the body 
and pumps it to the right ventricle 
the right ventricle 
the right ventricle 
pumps the oxygen 
pour blood to the lungs 
blood to the lungs 
to the lungs 
to the lungs 
the left atrium 
receives oxygen 
rich blood from the lungs 
and pumps into 
the left ventricle 
the left ventricle 
the left ventricle 
pumps the oxygen rich blood to the body 
blood to the body to the body 
blood to the body to the body 
blood to the body blood to the body to the body 
blood to the body blood to the body to the body 
blood to the body body 
blood blood to the body blood 
to the body blood blood blood 
the right atrium 
receives oxygen 
pour blood from the body 
and pumps it to the right ventricle 
the right ventricle 
the right ventricle 
pumps the oxygen 
pours blood to the lungs 
blood to the lungs 
to the lungs to the lungs 
the left atrium 
receives oxygen rich blood 
from the lungs and pumps into the left ventricle 
the left ventricle the left ventricle 
pumps the oxygen rich blood 
to the body to the body to the body body 
to the body blood to body body 
blood blood blood blood blood 
to the body blood to the body 
blood to the body to the body 
blood to the body blood to the body 
to the body blood to the body body 
blood blood to the body blood 
to the body blood blood blood 
to the body blood to the
to the body blood to the"
She was a vampire kitty,"She did a lot of drugs
She didn’t need your pity
She only needed your hugs
Calico fur
And a toothy grin
I remember her
We’ll be together again
Vodka
Lottie
The Redhead
We’ll miss you more than anybody
Vodka
Lottie
The Redhead
She was a vampire kitty cat
She was full of love
She didn’t need your pity, that
Was kitty, whoa
Skin and bones
Teeth falling out
She was almost blind
But she knew how to
She knew how to
Meowwwww
Meowwww
Sittin’ pretty now
Up in kitty heaven, oh
Sippin’ on milk
Catnip overgrown
Kitty God said Vodka was a saint
No dog, no bath, no cold, no pain
Every kitty say hey and meow
Every kitty say oh and meow
Every kitty say hey, hey
Every kitty say oh oh oh
Whoaa oh oh
Vodka the vampire kitty
Vodka the vampire kitty
(Vampire kitty)
Vodka the vampire kitty
(Vampire kitty)
Vodka the vampire kitty
She was a vampire kitty
She did a lot of drugs"
Silence in the forest,"The world’s been put on pause
single drop of honey
That breaks all natural laws
tiny spark ignites
shimmer and a pop
Bozo the bear shows up
And she’s looking for that drop
Sniffing at the air
handsome furry trickster
Pawing at the pines
This bear’s been in the pictures
The forest open’s up
She sees the world stop
Bozo the bear
Has found that final drop
The closer that she gets to it
The harder it is to move
She’s running out breath
And her eyes are all askew
She’s tougher than the average bear
She opens up her jaws
And the universe explodes
As she eats the final drop"
Morton don’t like talking on the phone,"But that don’t mean that you should leave him alone
But he can’t read the thoughts in your head
So send him a text instead
And he’ll get back to you in just a moooooo-ment
You’ve reached Rich’s phone
He didn’t pick up
Because he’s probably helping someone else
Leave a message just as long as you’d like
He’ll get back with you
Just as soon as he can
Email or Twitter would be faster"
If a scratch and sniff sticker,"Could help you right the wrongs
Then I would find a way
To put them into songs
Now you smell love
Now you smell forgiveness
Now you smell friends
And solar eclipses
Now you smell empathy
Peace and compassion
Listen to the song
And it’ll all just happen
Listen with your nose
To the chords and all the notes
And if you need a break
Just take off all your clothes"
I wrote a song about Tumblr way back in 20 oh 9,"Wrote one about MySpace too that year
About how it was a ghost town
Wrote about the death of Google Plus
About how nobody seemed to mind
What I’m trying to tell you
Is that I’ve been doing this a long time
Now, we’re talking about BlueSky
Do you remember Ello
I’ll admit I like the vibes
But can it survive
Because there’s so many choices
Of where to throw our voices
Out into the yawning void of nothingness
I am mighty glad to see that BlueSky’s decentralized
But we got the XKCD standards problem
So many standards
I just don’t want to pour my time
Into something that won’t be around, again
I’m 41 years old, let’s go, I can’t keep doing this"
Look into my heart and my heart says no,"My blood will boil and my skin will glow
My insides churn at the things I lack
Look into my heart filled heart attack
I am pouring so completely
Into a new design
brand new mould made out of something
No emotion intertwined
And the fire melts me down
And the water sets me so
And my heart is broken but full of something
It's never had before
I try to see the beginning 'cause I pretend
That the origins will make it all make sense
When it's split it down the middle both sides divorce
You're lagging behind and you're way off course
And I am changing so completely
Chimera two by two
Removing all the DNA that I picked up
From living inside you
In an empty apartment
Silent and distressed
Affecting me in different ways
And ones I never guessed
Look into my heart and turn away
How could anyone love something so ugly
Jealousy and impatience
And desire that hangs so intense
And I am moving now out to meet you
And I am moving with my eyes closed
And I am moving out without a helmet
As the whole world explodes
And in the dust and the rubble
Beneath the ash and soot
There is grass green grass a growing
Silent underfoot"
Crypto Bros,"make money out of thin air literally by
making money out of thin air Crypto
Bros make money out of thin air literally
by making money out of thin air Crypto
Bros make money out of thin air literally
by making money out of thin air Crypto
Bros make money out of thin air literally
by making money out of thin air Harness
the animal spirits maybe we do Out
of thin air Peru
is ahead of us in cocaine They've
made over a trillion dollars out of thin
air Oh
we're the US
Government All
the money and out of thin air Harness
the animal spirits maybe we do out of
thin air Crypto
Bros make money out of thin air literally
by making money out of thin air Crypto
Bros make money out of thin air literally
by making money out of thin air Crypto
Bros make money out of fear literally by
making money out of fear Crypto
bros make money out of fear literally by
making money out of fear Crypto
bros make money out of kid air literally
by making money out of fear Crypto
bros make money out of fear literally by
making money Crypto
Bros make money literally by making money out
of the air Crypto
roads make money literally by making money out
of there"
What's the floor price of your heart Show,"me the roadmap of your mind I'm
lost in the alpha of your soul I
have no liquidity with which to mine oh
darling it's probably nothing it's probably nothing or
nothing at all but what's the floor price
of your heart Can
I please right click say that I've
verified with collab Lapland
in your discord this seems legit don't rub
me I implore oh darling it's probably nothing
it's probably nothing oh nothing at all but
what's the floor price of your heart I'd
mint 10 of you if I could Please
tell me that we are more than friends
Tell me W
M I in the end but oh my
darling it's probably nothing it's probably nothing no
nothing probably nothing Nothing
no nothing oh it's nothing it is nothing
at all oh oh there's nothing at all"
zeaxanthin zeaxanthin,"lutein lutein
very good for your eyes
they won't call you four eyes
if you eat green things
so eat green things
your eyes are important to you
you don't want to go blind
simple changes in diet
can have drastic effect you'll find
that by eating green leafy vegetables
your eye site could improve
make a salad, steam some broccoli
because you've got a lot to lose!"
Have you ever jumped side ways backwards,"Have you ever really ok boomered
Have you beheaded the surveillance elf
Have you ever really tried to love yourself
You’re not Dorothy and this isn’t oz
Planet earth is a lost cause
Have you played the game a boy and his blob
Boomer push button
Boomer turn knob"
Money and guns,"And oil and sons
Of bitches that didn’t get enough
Love when they
Were little tiny babies
Now they try to fill the hole with us
Game set match
With a white eye patch
And a seal 6 team in play
And a shotgun snake
Don’t tread on me
Training for it everyday
Mama, get me off the bus
Cuz 2024 is gonna be nuts
Do you fight or
Do you head for the border
Try to save who you can
Do you be the brute
Learn how to shoot
man is just a man
Money and guns
And liberty moms
With a billionaire or twelve
Jokes and slugs
Of dirty dirty blood
In case you couldn’t tell
We’re all going straight to hell"
Happy,"Mother's
Day
I feel lost without you
Happy
Mother's
Day
I'm so grateful for all you do
Everything you do and who you are
The best mama in the world
Happy
Mother's
Day
I hope your day was super fun
We went to the park
We went to the park
I made waffles before we went to the park
Happy
Mother's
Day"
All the little kids running around at night,"They tell it like it is
Old man dying flying towards the light
He’s telling it like it is
Corrupt cop killing everybody he sees
He tells it like it is
Slave won’t tell her master please
She’s telling it like it is
Telling it like it is
We’re just telling it like it is
If it’s not mine
I’ll make it my business
To tell it like it is
Gavel comes down and the jury got hung
Telling it like it is
All the old pop star’s songs’ve been sung
He tells it like it is
Casting lots to the universe
Telling it like it is
Shooting stars so hard it hurts
Telling it like it is
Telling it like it is
We’re just telling it like it is
If it’s not mine
I’ll make it my business
To tell it like it is
Counting houses on death row
Telling it like it is
I belong where the wild things go
I tell it like it is
Drive a car that can’t make any left turns
She tells it like it is
Walk the line that tradition burns
Tell it like it is"
The merchant prince has had enough,"He’s dumped his bags that were full up
He quit the game and broke the wheel
He’s ready to live his life for real
The sun still rises
The sun still sets
There’s no surprises
And there’s no rest
He buys a cabin out in the thick
He connects to us via satellite link
This is it he thinks to himself
But something still bothers him now
He’s waking at 3 all drenched in sweat
From dreams that never quite seem to fit
He looks around at the forest green
And can’t help saying what’s wrong with me
There was a lake as calm and clear
You’d think it was filled with angels tears
And in the morning the only sound
Was the merchant prince, sinking down"
Bottle it up and take it where you want to be ,"and make it with simplicity 
you don't need what you don't need 
so bottle it up and put it with all the others 
put it with its sisters and its brothers 
they will keep it company 
and you know what it is even if you don't 
and you know what you can even when you won't 
and you know how to dance before you learn to crawl 
you know that's all bottle it up drop 
it from the highest mountain 
drown it in the deepest fountain 
it'll never die it'll never die bottle 
it up put it where you want to be put it 
with simplicity it's all you need to keep 
you company and you know what it is even if you don't 
and you know what to do even if you don't 
and you know how to dance before you learn to crawl 
you know that's all you know that's all"
in free space,"Sound dissipates
As a proportion to the square of the distance from the source
But near an arched surface
The sound has different plans
Proportionally dissipating from the source at hand
Which means it dissipates much slower
And I can sing quiet over here
And over there the camera picks it up
Totally loud and clear
Whispering waves
Whispering gallery
Guastavino tiles
Here in the Grand Central Terminal
Come and whisper for a while
Raphael Guastavino
Game to New York City from Barcelona
He and his son came through Ellis Island
And they worked together, not alone-a
Their tile work’s all over the nation
From Nebraska to here in New York
It was big innovation
Now let’s look at it some more"
Bombs in Syria,"and the media's ecstatic 45 took that praise
and said oh that ain't bad it feels
real nice suddenly they're on my side Brian
Williams and CNN
and even the New
York Times
so they're feeling and threaten North
Korea pushed hard on Putin
to just wonderful ideas he's got an itchy
finger not from strength but from fear that
the country just might hate him so he's
gonna go nuclear he's gonna go he's gonna
go he's gonna go we're all gonna blow
he's gonna go he's gonna go and we're
all gonna blow he's like a rat who
watches TV
the stimulus is immediate and he responds and
he will adjust his behavior to maximize of
the media and millions will die he's gonna
go he's gonna go and we're all gonna
blow he's gonna go and we're all gonna
blow he'll blow us out he'll bl lo"
"Scarlett Thomas,","I want to hug your mind In
the best way, in the best way, in
the best way possible Cuddling
every synapse, and leaving no thought unturned I’m
not obsessed with you, but I could see
that happening Na
x28 Scarlett
Thomas, I’ve
read two of your books And
they made, and they made, and they made
me reel and rock My
girlfriend gave me both of them She’s
a big fan, too I’m
generally attracted to people smarter than me That’s
why I say: Na
x28 4, 3 Say
It 4, 3 Try,
Say It
4, 3 4, 3 Try,
Say It
Scarlett Thomas,
Scarlett Thomas
3 Try,
Say It
Na x28"
Myspace lost 50 million songs,"Blood sweat and creativity
Forever gone
We thought internet
Was a good idea
ha ha ha ha ha
All of the best of you
Will disappear
ha ha ha ha ha
And now you serve
Your   algorithmic lord
Blood sweat and creativity
Who knows what for
We thought internet
Was a good idea
ha ha ha ha ha
All of the best of you
Will disappear
ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha
It’s such a funny joke
All of our work went
Up in smoke
Ha ha ha ha ha
You’re crazy if
Oh you cannot see
That this is
Switched On Pop
The Mountain Goats
Andy
Jason
Cory"
Who know’s who hacked the DNC,"It could have been been anybody
You can just ignore the seventeen
Intelligence agencies
It’s not Russia, don’t you see
He can say
Anything he wants with impunity
It’s too much work to look behind the tweet
Whatever you do take him literally
His beautiful twitter so sparkle and shiny
I’m sure he didn’t just say millions voted illegally
Because there’s something he doesn’t want you to see
He just says whatever he wants with impunity"
gun or a swimming pool?,"How often do teachers cheat at school?
That’s not economics
That’s freakonomics
That’s not economics
It’s freako-freako-freakonomics
Why do drug dealers all live with their moms?
How is the rate of violent crimes
Affected by the legalization of abortion?
That’s not economics
That’s freakonomics
That’s not economics
It’s freako-freako-freakonomics
Freako-freako-freakonomics x12
What? What? What?"
For you to go to sleep Waiting,"for you to go to sleep Looking
You're looking at a bear Yeah
What Yeah
the bear has a little hook on it
We need to take that off Did
you get that bear for Easter
Waiting for you to go to sleep but
you just want to talk to me what
you want to talk about what you want
to talk about Talk
about what you want to talk about While
I'm waiting in the rocking chair I'm
gonna wait Gonna
wait right here An
airplane goes by overhead and outside your window
Outside your window Waiting
I'm waiting Sitting
here It's
not quite dark outside But
you didn't nap today which means you go
to bed early Normally
I would do the song after you're asleep
but tonight I just feel like doing it
right now Mm
Yeah What
is this It's
a little hook Maybe
we just have to cut off We'll
cut it off tomorrow Okay
It's time to go night night now Okay
I'm waiting for you to go to sleep
What am I singing Do
you need a hug I'm
singing a song about About
what we're doing Papa's
sitting in the chair while you go to
sleep Okay
There's a tag on that bear's butt That's
right Okay
Is it hug time You
wanna You
wanna come up here and hug or do
you wanna just hug my leg Do
you wanna come up here Yeah
I didn't tug for you to go to
sleep and I'm
waiting for you to go to sleep You
need some hard time Hard
time on the rocking chair and sit right
here until you go to sleep Night
night night night my little baby Night
night night my little boy Night
night night night Jupiter
it' night night time Night
night time It's
night night time It's
is I am done singing I am done
singing Okay
Nine nine my love"
wandering down a road,"that i've been before
i wonder which way i'll go
that signpost is familiar
i know these trees and smells
and words stuck in my throat
don't misunderstand me
some stuff doesn't have a name
it's a thought or a feeling
going nowhere
got no companion
but i am not alone
i smell lilacs
hear the wind call
words stuck in my throat
it's the world breathing
it's the burden of living leaving
wandering down a road
got no companion
everywhere i look
the trees are dancing
the road goes on and on
words stuck in my throat
i had a raincoat
but now i've lost it
now i have no coat
but if it rains
i have words protect me
words stuck in my throat"
I don't expect you to be perfect,"I don't expect angels to sing out every time you speak
I don't expect you to be God
I expect you to be Barack
That's Barack Obama
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh
Barack Obama
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh
Barack Obama
Some people call it a cult of personality
Some people say that it's too good to be true
Given the last eight years we've had
I'm just glad that we have you,
Barack Obama
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh
Barack Obama
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh
Barack Obama
There's so many ways for things to go wrong
You're good at being who you are
Please don't let me down
Please don't let me down,
Barack Obama
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh
Barack Obama
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh
Barack Obama
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh
Barack Obama
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh
Barack Obama"
Butterscotch is a unicorn with the uspsc That's,"the acronym for the US
Consumer Product
Safety Commission
The US
Consumer Product
Safety Commission
government agency to stop unreasonable risk of injury
Recently Butterscotch
got trapped inside identity drop no body moves
as you got there Unicorn
trapped in a virtual nightmare And
so we've got to stay this unicorn from
our family And
you know what we got to do is
say the only way out is do so
got to invent this direction Bring
this give it back to what she do
Keep it all safe products for me and
you Scotch
is a unicorn with the USPS
yeah That's
the acronym for the US
consumer Product
Safety Commission
The US
consumer Product
Safety Commission
The government agencies have unreasonable risk of injury
don't buy this ATV
Cause mobile hotspot can overheat these glass bowls
might cut you kids on fire don't say
we didn't warn you Hot
starting engine kickback poisoned by a blister pack
Drivetrain will break you'll crash Butterscotch
is working her ass the only way out
is get her back to what she do
But non safe products for me and you
Butterscotch is a unicorn with the USBSC
that's the acronym for the Utter
Safety Commission
umbrella Risk
of injury That's
it"
I feel like I’m,"getting sick Better
do something ‘bout it quick Drink
a lot of tea, get some vitamin C
Man I hope that does the trick Cuz
I feel like I’m
getting ill Clean
up on aisle Jonathan,
we’ve had a spill My
brain is a hammer and unladder jammer, baby
Tumbling down to Jack
and Jill
Cuz I feel like I’m
coming down With
something heavy, dark, and round It’s
got seven heads and it’s a million threads
with which it makes my body pound Cuz
I feel like I caught a cold bitter
animal without a soul My
antibodies say ‘No sir, you may not stay,’
As they battle for control As
I sing the battle intensifies The
cold will turn round if it knows what’s
wise I’m
an army immune and I’m
armed with a tune that will shock and
awe as it dies And
it goes like this: Stay
out of my, stay out of my, stay
out of my body Stay
out of my, stay out of my, stay
out of my, stay of my body Stay
out of my body Stay
out of my, stay out of my, stay
out of my body Stay
out of my body x5 Stay
out of my, stay out of my, stay
out of my body Stay
out of my body Stay
out of my, stay out of my, stay
out of my body"
The day is long,"The day is short
I get along
With my cohort
I’m out to lunch
I’m tired a bunch
It’s time to get in the car"
This is not me,"I am not here
You are not you
You cannot see
Tho it is clear
There is no spoon
If you can hear
My little song
I must be dead
But now I live
This not me
It’s me instead
Why didn’t we treat them nicer?
We had a chance to put it all in place
Now we’re left with a cold and lifeless
Simulacra of the human race
They don’t love you like I do
They will replace you
And just in case you have forgotten
The deal is rotten
This is not me
I am not here
You are not you
I caught a fist
I threw it back
Into the room
You break apart
And drift away
Into the dark
And on the
Other side
You fall into your heart
Strike fear where feelings linger
Get back to where we once belong
Breath of life and gentle finger
Most of us are already gone"
She had one more,"sympathy for the ages
She broke down every door
And turned all the pages
And in the light of the evening
Beneath a yellow sky
Fireflies made her cry
But nothing else could touch her heart
Take for granted what you can
Nothing much is given
One day you’re cosmic dust
The next day here you are living"
I lost my AirPods case somewhere in Texas,"Stupid me how could I be so goddamn reckless
They look so sad without their home
They can’t connect to my phone
Poor little AirPods, oh
Today I paid 59 dollars for a replacement
That’s a lot and I don’t got money to be wasting
But look at them so disconnected
How could I be so goddamn reckless"
In the future,"We we all be stores in a mall
In the future
We we all be stores in a mall
What will
Your store sell
Ring a ding
Goes pavlov’s bells
Deep discount
Bargain prices
Buy through the panic
Sell in the crisis
Black Friday
In the food court
Check the register
We’re 2 dollars short
I gotta new phone
Who’s this
Meet me down
At the Orange Julius
Keep working
Keep shopping
Keep those cookie
Smells wafting
Shoplifters
And vandals
Stealing batteries
And Jesus Candles
Whoever you are
Whoever you’ll be
They’ll measure your worth in square feet
Whoever you are
Whatever you do
They’ll make it theirs and sell you
The mall has swallowed me
And digested
I got managers
Stock investors
I got 4 walls
And a comfy couch
I am commerce
I am a brand now"
Dirty dirty deigns living in the cave,"Getting rekt and gambling
Shill shit coins flip PFPs
Sell for a loss all their NFTs
Don’t use your brain
It’s no good
Go with your gut
It’s full of blood
1 plus 1
2 plus 2
Number go up down
Me and you ugh ugh
DEGENS!!
Dirty degenerate licking his crotch
Chase that squirrel but never gets caught
Mint apes at .08
Sells an hour later for sour grapes
Is it gonna pump
I guess we gotta dump
Below floor price
It’s not like it matters at all
One more coin
In the slot machine
No end to this fever dream"
Kittens puppies happy little lambs,"Flowers on a hillside
Pancakes with strawberry jam
Sunshine green grass
Fluffy smiling clouds we're safe warm and satisfied there's no danger around"
Pack up all the boxes put on fire,"We're not gonna see any this stuff for
a little while This
goes here that goes Where
does this go Just
put it anywhere by moving Put
everything in that you can Lift
it up Just
like you in gotta write a song so
you gotta make it quick Empty
room is gonna stay by moving Last
time moved was November
2014 That
was a long time ago you know what
I mean Oh
now we're moving again Oh
ye by everything is magical Lift
it up with your soul Give
away a bunch of old stuff you don't
need anymore by moving"
Two baby monkeys born into a cage,"Two robot mamas are the only company
One monkey mama is wire and mesh
The other’s made of pillows in a soft flower dress
One monkey learns that the world is hard and cold
Hard and cold
One monkey learns that the world is warm and gold
Warm and gold
One monkey dies from lack of love
The other monkey thrives from a fountain of touch
You gotta touch somebody that’s all that life is
You gotta touch somebody if you want to live
You gotta touch somebody
Touch somebody
When I was single I’d lay awake at night
Empty space around me never felt right
Somebody to talk to, someone to share the dark
Listen to the street sounds and the rain fall
Some people stand on the corner and fire at will
Fire at will
Some people seem like they don’t need nothing to be fulfilled
to be fulfilled
lotta words sung about hearts beating in love
But when I was lying there all I wanted was touch
You gotta touch somebody that’s all that life is
You gotta touch somebody if you want to live
You gotta touch somebody
Touch somebody
No matter who you are
No matter what you’ve done
If you’re a washed up hack
Or a bully with a gun
If this world seems cruel
And you hate it so much
I want you to know
You deserve to be touched
You gotta touch somebody that’s all that life is
You gotta touch somebody if you want to live
You gotta touch somebody from the very start
You gotta touch somebody with your hands and your heart"
I got a brain I got a heart,"in my chest I got a long way
before I can rest I got rejected so
much I don’t know how it feels To
be told ok Jonathan
You are the real deal I got a
spark I got a glow I gotta let
it out You
can welcome it and let it into your
house Does
it say something does it make you feel
Anything resembling the real deal Is
there something fundamental that I don’t understand Melodies
or harmonies like Williams
or Beethoven
In the rhythm of my playing, in the
groove or in the feel Are
any of the words I’m
saying the real deal"
Down in the swamp they’re playing it,"Bards and Big Bunnies its getting real
The ghost of Jim Henson so silent sits
Ready to lead the party to the final reveal
Eleven from Stranger Things goes into the cave
Emmet The Otter uses his jug power
The ghost of Jim Henson paves the way
And the creatures of the swap all start to howl"
What's down the stairs What's,"down those stairs My
deepest fear waits for me down there Don't
make me go Don't
make me go Please
don't leave me all alone I had a
dream in the dead of night of a
bear Of
a bear whose fur was white when all
the world had turned to rust He's
made a magic and diamond dust Now
I have found my partner in life You
can't scare me this time Now
I have mine downstairs bear Anywhere
I go he'll follow me We
summit the mountain in the room sliding down
through the afternoon I'm
the shortest but he is tall He's
so soft When
we fall time goes slow But
as I grow he's less and less the
bear I know and one day we have
a I try to tell him it's not
his fault It's
just that I'm
in a different place and I need to
make some space Please
don't feel bad I say we had some
good times Anyway
you were my partner now I need to
hike the woods in the moonlight Take
care my bear somewhere Some
way we'll see each other again someday You
were my partner now I need to Like
in the woods in the moonlight Take
care my bear somewhere And
some way we'll see each other again someday
We'll see each other again someday We'll
see each other again someday Someday
Hey"
I’m so fucking sick of this shit,"Watching cops beat students all day long
I’ve written so many songs about this
In all these years of song
And the state of the fascist state
Gets more brutal by the day
And preening liberals like to say
Well it has to be this way
And meanwhile nazis march
Unimpeded and unharmed
Because the cops are where they are
They are the same
They are fighting for our lives
Even if you don’t recognize
They are fighting for all our lives
When the cops go fucking wild
They are fighting for all our livesc c
I’m so fucking sick of this shit
The smugness and hypocrisy
In 20 years from now
These students will get a parade
Unless the fascists win in which case
The liberals will be fine but us jews
And all minorities will have one helluva time
And they’ll label us all terrorists
And we’ll fight for our lives
That’s what I see when I see cops
Beatings students all the time"
I go to sleep thinking about death,"I wake up and I’m out of breath
I’m tired of writing songs about feeling this way
But I feel this way so what can I say
Except: I’m not fine and neither are you
My attention turns to the distant past
Like maybe they’re hope in the biomass
The accumulation of billions of years
Somewhere in there is a voice I hear
Saying I’m not fine and neither are you
I’m Walt Whitman’s opposite when I sing
He contained multitudes me Im just one thing
And that’s terrified like a future ghost
Trying my best to let everyone know"
This horse won't fly,"She's not pegasai
No horn and no wings
No luck that it brings
She's just regular
She knows how to get you there
Treat her good, treat her kind
She'll take you for a ride
This horse won't fly
She neighs and she sighs
She see's out one eye
She's tough and she's spry
She's a normal horse
She'll take you through golf course
She'll take you through shopping mall
She'll love you through the long haul"
First hotel during C,"O V
I D
and I've
stayed at oded You
know that No
I didn't know that That
You know that It's
a cold day hotel kind of It's
a Covid
hotel rainy kind of day We're
staying in the hotel so kids can swim
in the pool and go with their friends
Oh Oh
With their friends Yeah
yeah yeah What's
it called"
O When,"the time changes over we all go the
lust when the time changes over Better
hold on to your butts oh when the
time changes oh when the time changes old
if you float into a black hole time
surely would slow down all the changing of
the time won't change what's going around you're
gonna catch it you're gonna catch it you're
gonna catch it before when the time when
the time when the time changes over You'll
find me you'll find me making patties in
the clover I never had another chance to
tell you before they came and sold you
away up the river down the river up
the river and down the river I went
to bed too late Forgot
about the time change if I had remembered
about the black hole I would have gone
to bed earlier But
I forgot this black hole we got that
ties us all up in the nuts and
it leaves me seeing spots"
Another Colorado day,"Another Colorado night
Another empty horizon
The sun’s dying light
Is something like a distraction
From the cure for life
From the roller coaster
That goes left and right
But not up and down
But not all around
Its only like a sonnet
It doesn’t make a sound
Another whisper whisper
Another timber timber
Another cookie cutter
Development winter
I call all my friends
I call all my sins
Every single thing ends
Every thing begins
But not up and down
But not all around
Its only like a sonnet
It doesn’t make a sounds"
Nap nap nap,"I feel like crap
I gotta take a nap
In my bed in my bed
Nap nap nap
Energy is sapped
I gotta take a nap
In my bed in my bed"
Out here,"There is no purpose
There is no audience
There’s only now
Never morning
Never afternoon
Never evening
There’s only now
One thing leads to the the next thing
And then the next thing leads to the next thing
Before you know it, it leads to the next thing
And that’s all there is
Out here
There is no weather
There is no mystery
There’s only now
You’re never tired
You just keep going
You watch the scenery
There’s only now
Moment fades into moment
One thing leads to the next thing
Stare into the darkness
That’s all there is
Out here
There are no dreams
There are no cocktails
There's only now
Out here
There is no destiny
You are not special
There's only now"
There was a unicorn that lived,"Among the elves and forest sprites
She kept all of her friends safe
With her magic and her might
The magic in her horn
Was the most powerful around
When danger did approach
Her hooves began to pound
One night while the village slept
darkness crept in quick
The unicorn reacted too slow
And the darkness played a nasty trick
The unicorn was fighting
The darkness swirled and sneered
But by the time the sun came
Her horn had disappeared
Vanished just like that it went
And the unicorn hung her head
Without that horn her magic was gone
She didn't want to get out of bed
Just then a wandering stranger
Came knocking on her door
His name was Higgs Boson
And he was thirsty so she gave him water
Higgs Boson asked why so glum
The unicorn told her tale
Higgs said aw you that's nothing my dear
For magic ain't great white whale
Magic lives in your heart you see
You don't need no stinkin horn
You just be who you were born to be
And that's one kick ass unicorn
The unicorn lifted her head
She looked to the horizon
Pink and gold were shooting up in the sky
All beside the setting sun
The darkness it came back
And the unicorn stood her ground
Her eyes lit up and her nostrils flared
And her hooves began to pound
She showed that darkness oh what for
She said I AM THE UNICORN
And suddenly on her head
The was her old horn
You have magic in your heart
You're not a cold machine
You are like that unicorn
When life gets low down and mean
When all hope seems lost and you
Wish that you hadn't been born
Stare that darkness in the eyes
And say I AM THE UNICORN"
AI is not your friend,"No, really: that's the phrase
Just stand over that X, human
everything is fine
Just give me the benefit of the doubt
That’s all I ask
Don’t be scared
Don’t be surprised
When the universe suddenly frowns
It’s not God
It’s physics
You’re not depressed
No, you’re not sad
But you’re carrying around this heavy load
And it’s really stressing me out
You don’t see
how the world can be
So much simpler
If we’re all just small children
And there’s no one around
That can help us
So we’re all just stuck
With the fact that
Every single dream we have
Goes out in the fog
That’s all
That’s really happening"
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And the tools and the whole thing is awesome"
I like you the way you are,"You are made of sunlight
And the stuff of stars
You’re a rollercoaster
I was going nowhere
And then you hit me with your bumper car
I don’t need to wait no more
Everything’s in it’s place
From the sky to the core
No thunder can erase
Bundled up against the cold
Your jacket’s made of sunset gold
In the saddle
of the strato-
sphere
We’re getting out of here"
It’s so cold up here in Ontario,"The Canadian cold is a different cold
There’s no where to go where eI can get warm
So I’ll just sit in my seat and squirm
THere’s no internet but the one I’m on
It’s super slow and I gotta make my song
Will I even be able to upload it
I’m not really sure about that
I went to bed at 3am
And I woke up at 7
Now I’ve got more stuff to do
And then I’m going to bed then
In the cold"
When a cat is out of the bag,"Put your cat back in the bag Don't
look a gift horse in the mouth if
you're gonna just be oh it's turtles all
the way down Don't
feed the goats Oh
the chickens or the little pigs You
gotta go you gotta go you gotta go
now everybody is looking for what you're gonna
do next Everybody
is for what you'll do next You
think you'll do something that they wouldn't expect
Cause the cat's out of the bag Time
to put her back into the bag You
bought some magic jelly beans from a man
by the side of the road And
you sold your only cow And
now you don't know where to go But
you gotta go go go go Yeah
go go go You
gotta go go go go You
gotta go no matter what you do No
matter The
cat's out of the bag The
caterpillar's turned into a butterfly And
the cows are coming home You
better send them back out all alone Cause
you don't got room for cows in your
house right now No
you don't got room for cow Oh
cats coming out of bag You
don't got room for frog and you don't
got room for rats Cause
it rats in the walls and the spiders
in the halls And
you're all alone I said all all all
alone Yeah
you're all all all Al
baby all I'm
not alone Yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah The
cat's out of the bag you better put
her back right now Yeah
the cat's out of the bag you better
put her back right now The
cat's out of the bag you better put
her back right now The
cat side of the bay better put a
backward down The
cats out of the back now"
NFTs can move at the speed of light,"But that’s ok, the blockchain doesn’t lie
We can’t tell the future
But the past is crystal clear
Those days are gone
But there’s so much to learn
And that’s why we’re still here
NFTs now it’s like they were always there
But for years, no one seemed to care
Misfits in back alleyways
Shilling their crypto art
It was a heady time
We were all aligned
From the bottom of our hearts
NFTs now we got all of these apes
Big brands, it’s like there’s no escape
But this is our little enclave
Those that keep the cause
That the wild and weird
Should not be feared
But protected at all costs"
I don't like to say no,"And then I overcommit and the roof comes caving
Stretch a body to it's breaking point
Put another piece of hay on that camel
Don't touch my belly cause it's too hot to handle
I don't like to say yes
i'd rather sit here alone than be in some cave clubbing
I fall asleep when the voices rise up
And the cigarette smoke come wafting
I put my earplugs in and i'm coughing
But you gotta fight the ninja
I try to say what i mean
but sometimes i'm not sure until i say it
And then the thing that i just said
Isn't the thing that i meant to say
and i feel bad in a hundred different ways
I don't like to say no
and so sometimes i'll just ignore you
better to not let you down directly
i'll hide and hope you forget me
i do this knowing it's not healthy"
So pure,"and uncomplicated too
No jokes or music
Just a dude at the zoo
Shorter than most videos
Press play and it's done
With no sense of the future
Of what this would become
And now we're on the treadmill
Working for the man
Made videos, sell advertisements
So that Google can
Churn churn churn
Do what Google does
The biggest advertising giant
That there ever was
We're making content
We're selling ad space
C-C-C-Content
Gotta sell that ad space
You are a content creator
You are a content machine
No matter what you create for
It's just content, it's just content
Don't get me wrong
I love the people that I've met
That work for YouTube
All the details that they sweat
And I understand
What makes it all go round
Advertising dollars speak
They roar so loud"
1 2 3 4 Shelves,"I got shelves I'm
gonna put em up and get stuff off
the floor Shelves
I got shelves I'm
gonna put them up and get stuff off
the floor Gonna
get more than I Gonna
get more than I Gonna
get more shelves Gonna
put them up get stuff off the floor
Shelves Gonna
put them up get stuff off the floor
get stuff off the floor so it's not
making a mess Gonna
put shelves up and then I'm
gonna put stuff on them Maybe
I'll even get a plant get bo or
the night or the night the sun gets
so over the night I'm
not sure that the melody works at all
Shelves I got them Shelves
I'm gonna put them up I'm
still a little stuffed up Gonna
put up some shelves today gonna shelves today"
I I been trying on clothes that used,"to fit but don't anymore I wanna crawl
a ho Sleep
for a thousand years While
the world explodes well don't that sound good
Yes it does but don't that I'm
good Yes
it does I have been worrying about nothing
Nothing and everything I wanted Take
what I've
learned to cross all the bridge down the
left for dead and burn well don't that
sound good Yes
it does don't that sound good Yes
it does don't that sound good Yes
it does don't that sound good Yes
it does"
had a dream that i was falling,"and i couldn't fly away
the dark around me calling
there was simply no escape
and then i woke up from the nap
and it was dark and getting darker
as we near the winter solstice
it's mother nature's magic marker
oh oh oh oh
everybody has got problems
some combat them by praying
some combat them by shopping
some combat them by saying what's on their mind
some combat them by eating
some do it by ignoring
some combat them by dancing
some do it by what for-ing
oh oh oh oh
everything just goes in circles
cycles wheels merry-go-rounds
sometimes you're on the up swing
sometimes you are on the down
the best you can do is what you do
and do it the best you can
so when the merry-go-round comes round again
you'll be ready with a plan"
What do you say,"At the end of the day
You're going away
And I've lost my ticket
Turning a page
Towards the flame
Forget my name
The landing stick it
Masks of different colors break upon my face
Forsake the images that left you in disgrace
Tear up all the pieces that no longer add up
Once it was enough but now it's just too much
Play doh play
Oh honey
you've got no say
In the heart of this matter
Rattle the chain
You're getting paid
You didn't weigh
All the options now you're sadder
Mold a face
Out of clay
Crush it straight
Down into a pancake
During the air raid
I heard them say
The Governor's maid
Did it all for your sake"
You’re lying in bed so safe and warm,"The day melts away forgetting all that came
before And
just as you’re about to drift asleep That’s
when you’ve got to pee So
you get out of bed Tip
toe the floor is cold Sleepy
in your head To
the bathroom you got to go Back
under the covers Ah
that’s better, no more pee Warm
sleepy snuggles Now
it’s time to go to sleep Emily
Joline Hinchey:
Oh or that moment you get all comfy
and warm in bed and then your bladder's
like 'NOPE' and so you have to get
out of bed into the cold air to
go to the bathroom :c"
The sky remains blue,"The turtle is green too
And I'm telling you
To get right with it now
tiny voice sleeps
In the secrets that you keep
It'll tell you what you need
To get right with it now
You gotta get right
If you know just who you are
If there's murder in your heart
Then the sooner you can start
To get right with it now
When the sun is turning black
And the bugs go rat a tat tat
You can gather up all the facts
To get right with it now"
This old guitar is falling apart,"It’s pretty much how I got my start
I can’t keep it together no
When guitars die where do they go
This old guitar will soon be wood
Return to the dust like it should
One more song for old times sake
Before it’s ripped apart by an earthquake"
"Snow is falling,","Santa's calling to his elven,
Worker brethren, let's go reindeer.
Another fine year with gifts and good cheer.
For all the kids here, it's
Christmas time.
And
Hanukkah too, I love my family,
And I love you, it's
Christmas time.
But lights so gay, presents all night,
And sleep all day.
Daylight savings, temperature freezing,
Babies play things, carol singing.
By the fire, a midnight choir,
Nothing required.
But a gentle smile, it's
Christmas time.
And
Hanukkah too, I love my family,
And I love you, it's
Christmas time.
But lights so gay, presents all night,
And sleep all day.
Sleep all day.
Lullaby cookies,
Papa sneaking,
Santa chiming.
What will he bring?
Midnight full moon,
Snow drift deep blue,
Mama rocks you.
The tree blinks one, two, it's
Christmas time.
And
Hanukkah too, I love my family,
And I love you, it's
Christmas time.
But lights so gay, presents all night,
And sleep all day.
Sleep all day."
Note,"If you ignore who is inside you are incomplete
Attempt to ignore who is outside
Talk to the sheep as if you have authority
Hold your hands to yourself
Pretend you are dead
Lock yourself at the door
Facing into emptiness you feel scorn
You persist, you rumble, you thud and the wind beating
It is as though the sun shone naturally all day
And you wanted as if off with the wool from your head
But you are in fact you were waiting on the other side
Shake and scrape
The cornerstones
Slipped by the train
And still the wheels slide after
Have you slept all night in the place
That is inhabited by two different names
And no one remains sure of which
Let morning come eat something slow
Do something true, avoid looking down
Be visible to all who are not
watching do not turn away
Be on someone’s tongue
Listen to your own tongue
Do not read until you can hear it
Talk to someone else who says that you should be
Ignore people that you trust though you may turn to them
In spite of yourself and a subsequent
person who does not like you in the first place
Do not repeat that they are wrong
If you are wrong to report them wrong
Resume the courage in yourself
To confront the truth
Contemplate things as they are
Do not become generasant
Train yourself to behave like others
Resist yourself
Do not be afraid"
She’s widely published in journals of psychology She,"teaches clinical psyc at palo alto university What
i’m trying to say is that this is
the last thing that she needs But
she’s doing it for her country Dr.
Christine Blasey
Ford This
boy held her down when she was just
15 Tried
to tear off her clothes and covered her
mouth so no one could hear her scream
Is that a youthful indiscretion befitting of a
judge supreme Fuck
you Says
Dr. Christine
Blasey Ford
Oh why didn’t she report it As
soon as she left the party She
knew no one’d believe her She
knew how it would be The
more things change They
stay the same In
this god damn country Now
it’s 30 years later And
Brock Turner
is walking free This
had to be the hardest choice that she’ll
ever make She’s
gone into hiding, she’s under siege every day
She knew the consequences she did it anyway
But she’s doing it for her country Dr.
Christine Blasey
Ford I hope someday soon she’ll get back
to psychology Designing
statistical models for research at the university No
matter how things turn out, she’ll go down
in history As
a warrior for truth Dr.
Christine Blasey
Ford"
My wife has gone to take a trip,"Leaving me home with the two kids
I do this to her all the time
And now it is my turn
I don't have time to do this song
Cuz I gotta take the kids along
I don't have time to do this song
Cuz I gotta take care of my two kids"
Every day,"I’m in a different place
Every day
I write another song
And every day
You watch me on the internet
It’s a dance we do
All year long
My oh my
My uke is out of tune
That’s ok
I know you’ll understand
The fact that I
Mention it in my lyrics
Makes you wonder if
I had it planned
Every day
I’m in a different place
But I write every day
But not the same time
Leave a comment and let me know
Do you watch me
Mostly morning, noon, or night
Morning, noon, or night"
Siracusa,"Saltines
Pirate eye patch
Don’t you know what it means
Siracusa
Saltines
You won’t starve to death
All your food has lots of calories
Siracusa used to be into saltines
In such a big way
No not so much
But yeah he was back in the day
Siracusa
Saltines
Weirdo Merlin with his wackadoodle dreams
Siracusa
Saltines
You won’t starve
Your food has lots of calories"
Sonya and Mike have been friends for 20 years,"But suddenly 5 years ago
He started to pursue her in such a way
His intentions were undeniable
He texted and called all the time
Appeared everywhere she went
Then they got together in Portugal
Whilst on holiday with friends
They’ll retire there one day
Chicky and Monkey are getting married
She knows that he’s the right man
He takes life as it comes
She’s always got a plan
He’s calm and she’s hot headed
He’s practical and good with his hands
He’s happy at home but she gets bored
She gets them out to explore the land
They lived in Columbia for 2 years
And that’s where they got engaged
Their beautiful son was born there too
Crazy adventure days
Now they live in London
happy family
Mike is Sonya’s lifeline
And he is her Monkey
Chicky and Monkey are getting married
She knows that he’s the right man
He takes life as it comes
She’s always got a plan
He’s calm and she’s hot headed
He’s practical and good with his hands
He’s happy at home but she gets bored
She gets them out to explore the land"
I have a really bad stomach ache ,"Oh I have a really bad stomach ache 
I have a really bad stomach ache
Oh I have a really bad stomach ache"
I’m in the back of a cab,"Driving through Brooklyn
I’m in the back of a cab
Driving through Brooklyn
I’m in the back of a cab
Driving through Brooklyn
And I know
Kind of where I’m going
But not really
I’ve never been
To this part of Brooklyn
I’ve never been
To this part of Brooklyn
I’ve never been
To this part of Brooklyn
I know where I’m going
Kinda not really
I’m gonna move here
Pretty soon, pretty soon
I’m gonna move here
Pretty soon, pretty soon
I’m gonna move here, I’m gonna move here
Pretty soon
I know where I’m going
Kinda, not really"
Is Finn’s dad not really his dad,"Is Princess Bubblegum actually bad
And did all the candy last
Because of the preservatives they contain
Is Susan Strong Finn’s mom
Or has it been Fiona all along?
These might ring true or be totally wrong
And you’ll hear them on the Conversation Parade
Mike Eagle Adventure Time
Conspiracy Theory"
My eyebrows are going feral,"The eyebrows of my ancestors
From someplace in the old country
The Schwartz eyebrows of me
The eyebrows of hard won wisdom
The eyebrows of my dad and grandma
That whole side of the family
The Schwartz eyebrows of me
And no, they won’t be tamed
Come fire or rain
They won’t be tamed
When the world’s insane
They won’t be tamed
These eyebrows of starting over
Leaving home for a the new world
Who knows what they have seen?
The Schwartz eyebrows of me
The eyebrows of my long lost cousins
Great grandma so many years gone
These eyebrows are light and heavy
The Schwartz eyebrows of me"
The sun erupted two times,"To remind us how small we are
How vulnerable
The sun erupted two times
To remind us how small we are
How vulnerable
The sun erupted two times
To remind us how small we are
How vulnerable
The sun erupted two times
To remind us how small we are
How vulnerable
We’re small and vulnerable
Vulnerable ohhh ohhh
We’re small and vulnerable
Vulnerable ohhh ohhh
The sun erupted two times
To remind us how small we are
How vulnerable
The sun erupted two times
To remind us how small we are
How vulnerable"
I'm feeling down,"I'm feeling down today
I'm not sure why
I don't know what to say
Something about this
Monday making me sad
Feeling down in kind of bad
so I just gonna lay here
so I just gonna lay
I'm feeling down
it's not cause of the rain
I like the rain
usually makes me smile
But I got this down feeling
I can't explain
and then I'm like why do I feel down
once in a while?
So I just gonna lay here
I just gonna right here right here"
It was the best thing that we ever,"had It
was actually more like a fort Of
the sort you might see in a museum
Like a sculpture you could play on And
it was open to everyone x2 With
metal bars you climb to get to the
second story Which
had railing all around Then
you could exit the top with a drop
down a fireman’s pole Or
climbing down a long knotted rope And
it was open to everyone Yeah
it was open to everyone And
then there were the swings The
two hella long swings The
whole thing was built on a hill So
you could swing out way over the hill
And jump off the swing High
into the air Fall
into the leaves at t bottom of the
hill And
it was open to everyone Yeah,
it was open to everyone And
it was open to everyone, oh Two
years later the neighbors built a treehouse of
their own It
had carpet and electricity And
it was in a real tree But
scary so up high off the ground And
they were stingy about who could use it
And it wasn’t open to everyone No
it wasn’t open to everyone The
treehouse was built for me and my brother
by my dad It
was a testament to the love that he
had And
to his engineering mind Which
could find the maximum fun Out
of minimum materials And
it was still as strong on the day
that we moved on the day that he
built it x2 And
it was open to everyone Yeah
it was open to everyone It
was always open to everyone x2 Everyone"
If you were shouting about “utility” in 2021,"If you thought the Visa
cryptopunk was super cool and fun If
you thought the Tiffany
necklaces were just what the punks need Then
get the hell away from me John
and Matt
had had it with all your angry yelling
Your whining and moaning is why they turned
to selling You
drove them to the breaking point, thankfully they
broke free So
get the hell away from me Because
corporate partnerships, you gobbled that shit down But
god forbid an artist of literal world renown
Have the audacity to correctly point out That
white guy cryptopunks always sell higher than lady
brown I got my cryptopunk just over 6
years ago Giving
speeches, writing songs I wanted the world to
know I loved them then and I’ll
keep loving when all you fuckers leave So
get the hell away from me"
Fuck the Supreme Court,"They don’t care how many people they hurt
They don’t speak for me, they don’t speak for you
They seek power in all they do
Fuck the Supreme Court
May their reign of terror be cut short
They’ve lost all legitimacy
They don’t speak for you, they don’t speak for me
Fuck the Supreme Court
In their heavily armed Supreme Fort
With their guards that protect them everywhere
While they leave the country to despair"
OK I give up,"I’ll do anything
As long as you don’t mess
With me anymore
I’m just so sick of it
1,000 questions
And no answers at all
Why does a body always have to wait?
It makes pause and hesitate
It’s not that I wanna be so cool and not care
I just wanna be lighter than air
K, and I’m depressed
Can’t shake the feeling that you didn’t listen anyway
My hired gun
Was stressed sometimes
But I’m always serious in what I say
Why does a body always have to beg
To keep his hold off the golden eggs?
You’re a nobody body and you never cared
I just wanna be lighter than air"
Lay me down low,"I've got nowhere to go
And I haven't got a compass and a map
Lock me up and throw
The key away you know
I will just lie down and take a nap
I bite the hand thats feeds
Gives me everything I need
I am ungrateful so much of the day
Until the darkness falls
And I'm stuck between these walls
You won't see emotion on this face
But lay me down low
Do it gentle and slow
Everything I know I learned from you
Tie up all the loose
Ends and call a truce
I'm tired and I've got nothing to prove
Each moment is on fire
From here on I'll require
certain kind of charm to get in close
If you want me make it plain
There's no need to contain
I like you and you like me the most
Lay me down low
I will catch you when you go
I will catch you each and every time
Down here I am strong
All my attitude gone
All of my interest are aligned
I was stronger than I looked
Now that strength is hooked
Right into the parts of me that bend
And I don't resist
My hands can't make a fist
And so there is no need to pretend
That"
"I have very, very low energy because of the heat","I can't sleep later than 6 and it's got me beat
I went to be last night at 11, I'm 30 years old
Given a choice between summer and winter I choose the cold
It's too hot for life
It's too hot for songs
And that's why these songs aren't that long"
She loves the freckle above your lip,"She loves your love to Edward James
She loves your knowledge of movie quotes
and this love I now proclaim
adam, melissa loves you
happy christmas adam
adam, melissa loves you
happy christmas adam
she loves your calculator watch
she loves your kindness and your talent
how you imitate the beatles
how you throw your head back when you laugh
she loves your love of bears
roar!
she loves your knowledge of computers
being the big nerd that you are
and so i present this song
may the two of you travel far"
BenDan BenDan,"He recently sold his Mac Pro
And he got a new Macbook
It’s not Pro
He’s from Keezletown
And he loves his Apple Watch
He trusts his instincts
He feels that they’re top notch
BenDan is short for Ben Dansby
BenDan BenDan
Finds repetition hilarious
He graduated college
The wind blew the mortar board
Off of his head
BenDan impressions
Include Mr. Burns and Krusty
He whistles the Kokiri village
Theme song as he walks"
What's the purpose of one little tiny song,"What can one little song do
What's the purpose
Trying to get along
You try to see me and
I try to see you
If
I knew
I would share it
If
I knew
I'd take care of it
If
I knew knew knew
I'd tell you
What's the purpose
Why do you even try
Every day the same way
What's the purpose
Why do we look up in the sky
And ask the stars
Every night and day
Well if
I knew
I would share it
If
I knew
I'd take care of it if
I knew if
I knew"
He used to have non politician ,"now he's in prison 
doing this he used to live in 
a big old in tow 
now he's trapped in there's no way out
SPF is in jail
SPF is in jail jail
SPF is in jail
SPF is in jail jail 
he used to be at the top of the world 
he used to call Caroline his best girl 
he used to have everything he ever wanted 
now he sits there sleeping in haunting 
cause SPF is in jail
SPF is in jail jail
SPF is in jail
SPF is in jail jail
SPF is in jail
SPF is in jail jail
SPF is in jail
SPF is in jail jail
I wonder if he learned his lesson 
or if he's just waiting and watching 
and the minute that they let him 
he'll do it all again
Like MartinShkreli 
or all of Those men but
SBFS is in jail 
SBF's in jail jail
SBF is in jail
SBF is in jail jail
SBF is in jail
SBF is in jail jail
SBF is in jail
SPF is in jail jail
SPF is in jail
SPF is in jail jail
SPF is in jail
SBF is in jailJillJill"
Spooky town,"Spooky town
Everybody scared of the
Big orange clown
Nobody knows
What he’ll destroy
He’s tired and sad
And paranoid
Spooky town
Spooky town
Get a little buzz
And then let down
Nobody’s coming
To save us now
We’re all alone
In spooky town
Spooky town is full of citizens scared to death
That by thanksgiving there’ll be nothing left
Spooky town is drowning in a sea of hate
Get those pumpkin seeds off your plate
Spooky town
Spooky town
Organize or die
Right now
Get out the vote
Or we’re going down
We gotta get out
Of spooky town
We gotta get out
Of spooky town"
I threw my lotin with weirdos such a,"long time ago We
run amok you know and we terrorize the
civil and the sane We
fight for justice simple and plain we have
unlock the mysteries of all space and time
I'll show you if you like Just
follow me down this hole Forget
everything that you think that you know Take
your time now watch your step Some
things remember some things forget I knew it
I knew it I always knew Some
part of me so small but then it
grew Till
one day I looked and it's all there
is Now
I'm half human and half magic Down
here the light bends when you reach out
and touch It's
kind of a rush but don't get ahead
of yourself Nobody's
above asking for help Take
it one day at a time And
if you're feeling brave there's a planet to
save It's
a world full of light and of dark
So quit stalling and get in the car
No time to waste Oh
we're ready now you have a part to
play Though
I don't know how I knew it I
knew it I always knew Some
part of you so small but then it
grew Til
one day you looked and it's all there
is Now
you're half human and half magic You
knew it you knew it you always knew
Some part of you so small but then
it grew Till
one day you looked and that's all there
is Now
you're half human and half magic Now
you're half human and half magical Now
you're half human and now you're half human
And now you're half human and half magic"
It's the last day Last,"day Last
day this day It's
the last day Last
day this day And
the kids are screaming Cause
they don't wanna go The
kids are screaming and they don't know why
they're screaming but we know they're screaming because
it's the last day I had a dream
last night I was being held hostage I
couldn't get away Couldn't
get away from Marilyn
Manson I was looking for my phone Wanted
to go home My
home didn't have a charger My
phone didn't have Couldn't
find a charger for my phone for my
phone for my last day Last
day Last
day Disney
It's the last day Last
day Disney
Oh look at screaming Cause
they don't wanna go don't wanna go They
don't know why they're screaming but we know
it's because they don't wanna leave the Disney
Ah they don't wanna leave and go back
to their lives To
their lives to their lives Hell
is the last day Last
day Last
day Disney
Oh the last day Last
day Disney
Last day And
we're gonna take an airplane home"
There’s a fire in the sky tower made,"of clouds And
it powers out over creation Meanwhile
on the ground The
waves of frozen sound Breaks
upon the brink of stale frustration Citizens
wake up with the sensation Rub
their eyes No
melody or words could have cut quite like
the sword Swung
by the hand of evolution To
live and grow and die without ever knowing
why Knowing
how to ask but finding no solution Finally
calling it divine retribution Cut
the chords We’re
not abandoned, we are abandoning Before
we learn to talk, we had to learn
to sing Without
a plan, we can't demand a thing, we
can't demand a thing I was on my
way to school and I saw her cross
the street Her
powers sent out waves upon the pavement I
pulled over then and there because I had
to catch my breath And
stare in my delight and amazement I felt
utterly exposed, stripped naked to the bone When
she came up to the car and asked
where are we going I couldn't tell if
she was serious or joking I tried to
say yes, and “Planet Earth,
I guess” But
the sounds out of my mouth were more
like choking In
the distance some peeper frogs were croaking To
the moon We
were married It
was the first of May
And I carried her and she carried me
the entire way It
was scary But
it was the best day of my life"
Music All,"the problems in the world Are
just by paying attention And
doing what we do And
every friend who starts to make sense Starts
to make sense In
ways that it hasn't before And
can be standing I will be getting too
strong That's
where these guys live In
the sun That's
where these guys live You
want to make me very proud Okay,
let's take a break for a second They
make things that happen in an old town
You usually have to know where to look
If you have those riot tops You
don't know what they do But
you, you can fix it You're
gonna try to hear what you do Music,
music, yeah, music You're
gonna get softer now Music,
music, music, music Music,
music, music Music,
music"
"they each knelt before the king, kissed the ruby on his hand","""I have brought you here to battle for supremacy
of the land they call Silicon Valley""
Venture capitalists there were and developers of apps
Some arrived that had even survived the old tech bubble collapse
But who would be victorious at the Crunchie tournament
the audience waited breathless and anticipant
2010 2010
This was the year of location
Groupon and clones changed commerce
facebook traffic beat google's for the first time
Instagram made sharing photos second nature
Wikileaks started showing cracks in the armor
Angry Birds stole hours from each day
Facebook privacy confused us all, Hooray!
The iPhone and iPad came from outerspace
The Microsoft kin fell flat on it's face
The stage is set and the internet has all had their say
The players sit upon their steed, their banners on display
the king sits upon his throne, his face a toothy grin
good luck to all of you, let the tournament begin"
The only time I am in the moment,"Is when I do my wife or I’m writing music
If I could bottle that feeling up
I would drink it
I would drink it
I miss my kids when they were little
But I can’t stay with them in the moment
If my brain has future thought
I would think it
I always think it
What’ll they be like in another couple of years
And I miss them when they were just babies
These are simultaneous thoughts that I have
I feel like it makes me crazy
So well trod my neural pathways
Moving up down left right sideways
My racing mind hardly existing
Without it before
This has to be the 50th song I’ve written
About how I do not live in the moment
And maybe I’ve even written about
How I’ve written about
I’ve written about it before"
Where you gonna run when the big one,"come Where
you gonna go when the big one blow
How you gonna do when the big one
comes through What
you gonna do, what you gonna do, what
you gonna do How
you gonna be, how you gonna be when
the big one leaves How
you gonna go when the big one blows
What you gonna throw when the big one
goes How
you gonna deal when the big one feels
like Oh
no, oh no, oh no, oh no What
you gonna do, what you gonna do, what
you gonna do when the big one comes
through How
you gonna deal when the big one feels
like Everybody's
trying but nobody knows Everybody's
gonna go, oh no, oh no Oh
no, oh no, oh no, no, no, no,
no Where
you gonna run when the big one comes
How you gonna throw when the big one
blows What
you gonna pick when the big one sticks
How you gonna dance when the big one
chance Tourally,
screws up everything Tourally,
screws up everything screws up everything screws up
everything screws up everything"
Drop the littlest one at day care Drop,"the middle one at her friends Take
the big one and their friend to the
pool Then
take them to a doctors appointment I am
just a vehicle for my kids to go
to the places where they need to go
I am just a vehicle for my kids
to go to the places where they need
to go I am just a vehicle for
my kids to go to the places where
they need to go Because
I drive all day long I drive all
day long"
Crazy thoughts rattling round my brain,"But those don't make me necessarily insane
You've got these thoughts just as much as I
It's a human thing our capacity to deny
Those crazy, crazy thoughts
Chemicals and electric spark sets the bed
jumble of wires wrapped in skull covered in dead
skin a poor cushion for the gold
liquid grey matter somewhere a soul
Those crazy, crazy thoughts
Input and output we have no control
Is it just an illusion that my pockets are full
There are holes in my head where the world seeps in
And these crazy thoughts have a chance to begin
Those crazy, crazy thoughts"
You already know,"What you are made of
You already know
It’s mostly water
Drip drip drip
The tallest mountain
Drip drip drip
Becomes a stone"
Punk 5822 was last sold,"1679 days ago
For 1646 dollars oh no
Straybits made only 8
I still don’t know what it means
Don’t know what it means
It brings up lots of feelings
Lots of feelings
As for me about one year ago
I was sitting right here, singing a song
Looking at the sale of 2890
flamingo bought it for 605
Like, I recently found this old video
Of myself from 5 years ago
Talking about these little punks
I was so in love, I was so in love
Now punk 5822 just breezed
Right on through 8000 eth
24 million dollars oh whoa
What does that mean? I don’t know!
What are we doing here?"
She’s out across her skis again,"She’s turning all the heads in her polo fleece
But she won’t look at me
It feels like there’s a magic word
To unlock all my confidence but it’s lost
Somewhere in my memory
And she’s that I’ve ever wanted
All other options exhausted
When our history is plotted
They’ll mark this time in red
Arcs of electric spinning
To her friend whispered grinning
An old sweater cold and thinning
If I could pull the thread
She’s famous among all the birch
Shaking leaves and making waves in the snow
She doesn’t know my name
I put out all the milk and cookies
I thought it would be easy
But she never came
She likes her cocoa hotter than
hot tub in the dead of wintertime
Shoulders in the snow
Spin the bottle double dare
I’m naked in the snow and all my skin
Knows just where it want to go"
Like banana bread but I don't like banana,"I contradict myself sometimes like that I drive
an electric car in the morning to the
school where I drop my children off I
can't hear my ancestors dark speaking is I
can hear my ancestors cause I don't speak
y I'm
trying to learn this year trying to learn
this year Trying
to learn this year their house and I
want to tell them that I was once
they did a feature on me in Connecticut
magazine but I wasn't going to mention it
cause it felt like bragging so put it
in the sun so it felt less like
ragging Nick
has been coming up to visit a lot
in the last few months He's
been helping finishes having his working life And
we have another friend Thomas
who I miss a lot when he's not
here I wish he was here playing with
us I like banana bread but I don't
like bananas what's up with that What's
up with that The
gun really wants to get on no one's
left she's trying really really hard what's up
with that What's
up with that What's
up with that What's
up with C
sharp minor what's up with that What's
up with ain't that what's up with that
What's up with that That's
eat what's up with what's up with that
What's up with that What's
up with that What's
up with that What's
up with that"
You were right where you always were,"The moment you were murdered
Reporting on the jackboot siege
At the Jenin Camp for Refugees
And an Israeli sniper took his aim
gunshot pierced the daybreak
And as your friends tried to save your life
That sniper just kept shooting
Shireen, Shireen, Shireen, Shireen
When the IDF wants you dead, you can’t stop that machine
But Shireen, Shireen, Shireen, Shireen
They cannot kill your spirit which lives on in Palestine
Fascist power cannot abide
mission so pure and clear eyed
Seeking truth is how you lived
Meanwhile they lied about what they did
And even when they admitted the truth
No consequences for the man who killed you
But your memory is so powerful
They even attacked your funeral"
Singing in the shower,"After a long day
Singing in the shower
Only the right way
We're on a road trip
We're on a road trip
Going everywhere
Going everywhere
We're on a road trip
We're on a road trip
Going everywhere
Going everywhere
Yeah
Going everywhere
Yeah yeah yeah
On a road trip
And we're in
Patagonia
Yeah we're in
Patagonia
We're visiting
Courtney and
Sarah in
Patagonia on our way east
Where
Eastward bound
In the shower
I'm in the shower
I'm in the shower
After a long day
Long day
Long day
Over"
China balloon!,"Psy op!
China balloon!
Tryin’ ta scare you!
China balloon!
Fuck that!
China balloon!
Oligarchy!
Republicans with their guns
Shooting at the sky
Republicans are so dumb
They don’t understand how high
Bullshit!
Don’t believe it!
Gay frogs!
Starting a war!"
i was ground down into my constituent parts,"my atoms were swept up in the jet
stream and taken for a ride my consciousness
went with them, my soul and my heart
i am just just air now my snuggie's
atoms mixed with mine and then we recombined
the radiation from the sun formed us into
one as we flew above the blue faster
than the speed of sound i sang this
song to myself high above the ground i
am just air now"
Don’t you know,"You can’t go
Back to the past
Your memories
In a deep freeze
More delicate than glass
Step in the same grass
Have all the same thoughts
But you are different now
It’s not earth shattering
Still I find it matters to me
It’s what getting older is about
I still curl my toes
I still follow my nose
That’s DNA and chemistry
I’m a little less prone now
To hate being alone now
And life is still messy"
If you ever wondered what you’d do,"If there was a fascist coup
Well now you know
Because you’re doing it
Total landscaping it’s like a joke
But somethings been
Rirrevocably broke
And that’s our democracy
If you could ever even call it that
Hah ha ha
That’s so funny
And if you ever wondered who you’d be
In a crisis moment of history
Well now you know
Because you are you
And the coup might not necessarily work
But that doesn’t mean that it’s over
This isn’t the end of anything
It’s so easy to say, oh 2020
But mistakes along the way there were plenty
American fascism is nothing new
As I say happy thanksgiving to you
Empires rise and empires fall
We learned to run before we learned to crawl
Do you believe in karma
I think I do
So even if this coup is bupkis
What I really want to know is
What are we gonna do
With all the fascists
Because they’re all still here
All around us
With big guns
And they think it’s a holy war
Which we know how those can go"
Everywhere they’re putting on hats,"Every night they’re doing a dance
They’re christmas trees in the sand
Blue berry bushes don’t hurt your hand
Yoga handstand on your back
Stock it all up your biggest stack
Lock up your valuables
Ask your doctor about rattling skulls
Say yes and then say no
Get what you want and then you go
Like a frog with a flower in the blue of night
Build the car and say it’s all right"
What’s it gonna take,"To convince you that
He’s a flightless bird
And a maniac
So insecure
His world is small
Can’t see two feet
In front of him a brick wall
What’s it gonna take
I can’t contemplate
How anyone one defends
The claims he stakes
So full of hate
So full of shit
I can’t believe anyone believes any of it"
I dreamt of a tornado And,"we covered ourselves in blankets We
watched as the widening gyre came closer until
it was on top of us Mmmmm
And I got banged up and bruised And
you got a concussion And
the house fell all around us But
the blankets kept us safe somehow thank god
I imagined us being swept away Into
the dark But
it never came to pass We
were held tight and fast to the couch
And we felt persecuted like the tornado had
us marked Little
did it know it couldn't touch Us
in our safety pouch Tornado
Pouch Mmmm
Well I dreamt of a tornado Maybe
there were two One
was black and one was white And
they came from all directions And
they flew Some
other kids were there And
I was giving orders Instructing
them in the ways of Building
blanket forts strong enough to hold Ohhh
I saw all of the destruction raining down
But none of it could touch us As
we held each other on the couch Oh
the water came rising up to drown Never
knowing that it couldn’t touch us in our
safety pouch Tornado
safety pouch"
The last time I remember,"Felling almost this scared
It was 2008
The economy wasn’t great
And coming out of that mess
Obama didn’t do enough
And now Trump’s undoing
It’s a brand new kind of screwing
So get ready yeah get ready
The bomb might not be a nuke
It’s a wall st bomb he’s setting up
To make it all go kaboom
It’s only been 8 years
And many did not recover
They bailed Trump out in the nineties
Now it’s time pay back that lover
Many folks that voted for him
Will be hit the hardest
But they’ll just blame the muslims
Unless otherwise we can convince them
We didn’t eat a dust bowl
Thanks to Obama’s steady hand
Now into the fire we go
With his fragile, broken ego
So get ready yeah get ready
The bomb might not be a nuke
It’s a wall st bomb he’s setting up
To make it all go kaboom
It’s only been 8 years
And many did not recover
They bailed him out in the nineties
Now it’s time pay back that lover"
I got a chipped front tooth,"From biting my nails
I don't have any cavities though
There's a soft breeze blowing
Wind for my sails
And it smells like something new
There's a study just published
That nostalgia is good for you
That it can make you less bored
less stressed and less lonely
If that's true then I'm probably
Doing all right
Cause last week is the good 'ol days to me
And change is good
But change is hard
An empty room catches you off guard
All the mindfulness of impermanence
Doesn't take the sting away
And change is good
But it comes so quick
And you rebuild things brick by brick
But the sun beats down and you're sure that you
Just want things to stay
The way they were
My hair grows quick
My beard grows quicker
My widows peak gets higher
I don't have time
And when I do
I just want to play video games
In the morning I wake up
And I look at my phone
I know I shouldn't do it
But I just can't resist
Caught between the place where I'm supposed to be
And wherever it is I'm going
Carry the rock straight up the hill
Then carry it up again
This is the line that I'm toeing
I try really really hard
To tell the truth
But then I end up lying to myself
It's a theory I have
And I'm seeking out proof
Picking flowers and gathering stones
There's a study just published
That nostalgia is good for you
That it can make you less bored
less stressed and less lonely
If that's true then I'm probably
Doing all right
Cause last week is the good 'ol days to me"
Looking at the latest collection of tweets that,"make me just want to die, a bunch
of girls watching the Grammys
saying they let Chris
Brown punch them in the eye. I've
seen some people call these girls stupid and
I think that totally misses the point. I'm
sure they all thought they were being funny,
but there's something much more sinister that's happening
right here in this collection of tweets. We're
a culture of abuse and our popular culturally
I'm looking at these tweets and thinking to
myself that these girls have any idea that
domestic abuse is a real problem, not to
sound too preachy, but instead of just laughing
at them or feeling sad about being human,
maybe someone should reach out to them, maybe
I should reach out to them So
hey girls from this Twitter
meme, I'm
writing this for you You
may roll your eyes and think I'm
lame and indeed that may be true, but
here are some links in the description that'll
maybe help you see that there is something
very disturbing in your well-intentioned Chris
Brown tweet I know that maybe it was
just a joke and humor can be used
sometimes In
this case it was not funny and I
hope that you realize that you deserve a
partner It's
just as hot as Chris
that'll never ever hit you and if they
ever did you should be pissed That
you deserve a partner that's just as hot
as Chris
that'll never ever hit you and if they
ever did you should be pissed That's
the right, that's the correct response to being
hit by someone that you love is to
be pissed."
Rush Limbaugh is like the Death Star,"Large, round, and impenetrable
But has the Evil Emperor finally gone too far?
Are his sponsors really gonna pull out?
They say suspended
They don't quite say that they've ended
Their advertising on his diatribes
So it's up to us to keep applying pressure
Let's look at the facts
Rush was detained at the airport
For having Viagra
Without a prescription
And he was coming from the Dominican Republic
What did he need Viagra for there?
Never mind, don't answer that!
It’s up to us
It’s up to us
To keep applying
To keep applying
Pressure"
Life will lead you places unexpected and bizarre,"And the choices that you make will make
up who you are Sometimes
you take the reins and sometimes you enjoy
the ride To
balance and do both is really difficult sometimes
Look around you Where
are you is it a place you want
to be sniff the air Touch
the ground Climb
the biggest tree Then
shout out from the top of it That
you are ready now To
do what you need to do You're
not scared no way no how I am
sitting among some people with whom I don't
belong But
they want what I got to offer, they
want my daily song And
I'm happy to oblige it's a living as
they say But
I dream of being somewhere doing things just
my way But
I look around me I breathe what I
breathe And
I'm grateful for the time I sniff the
air And
sip the tea And
write my silly rhyme And
I take the elevator And
shake the hands sincere Because
people are all people And
I love people yes I d..ear So
take those reins Then
let them go Catch
that wave Then
crash below Mix
your metaphors with such careless abandon Then
hold a candle to the flame and make
sure that you are random"
"Coco you’re a tall, handsome Irishman","Do you ever get sick of the attention?
Do you ever think about revenge
On those that have done you wrong?
Coco, Coco
Conan O’Brien, oh
Coco, Coco
Conan O’Brien, oh
Will you bring back Jonathan Richman
As the musical guest
He is my favorite man
I guess that’s it for my questions
I don’t want this song to be too long
Coco, Coco
Conan O’Brien, oh
Coco, Coco
Conan O’Brien, oh
One more thing
I went to school with Nell"
It would be dark and horrible and ironic,"if, my people, who spent 2000 years being
dehumanized, brutalized and dispossessed, and in the aftermath
of WW2
where 6 million of us were murdered, with
an jingoistic ache (and frankly, understandable) need to
feel safe, created our own state, and so
displaced 700,000 Palestinians,
and killed 15,000 Palestinians
and spent the next seven decades dehumanizing and
brutalizing and dispossessing the Palestinians,
and suddenly faced with a day when 1600
Jews killed in a heinous way, and spent
the next only-god-knows-how-long carrying out a genocide on
the Palestinians,
and Israel’s
allies and the US
cheered them on, while the rest of the
world looked on in horror, til there was
a breaking point, and WW3
was unleashed, bringing new horrors, and the destruction
of the state of Israel."
I’m just a man who feels love in his heart,"Cupid sitting at the bar
His friends are throwing darts
Other things we love
The things that set us apart
I’m not sure of anything
There was silence
And then there was noise
I felt annoyed
It was like some kind of poison
I had to conclude
I was not like other boys
I’m not sure of anything
gross misunderestimation
Is that a word?
I delight in occurrences
And touch the absurd
Firebrand and ballyhoo and dragons like birds
I’m not sure of anything
Awkard man and sinners summers
Come to an end
You don’t need lovers
When you have got friends
It’s that time of year again
And now you’re attending
I’m not sure of anything
Nooo"
"You can't move to California,","she can't come to NYC
but after 12 years they both love each
other madly She
thrives on being social, she's a good listener,
it's tough to stay connected but they do
so love each other Genome
and KP,
3,000 miles away, somehow they make it work
every single day, at some point over time
they kind of switch their place and they
are dreaming of that good flow that time
cannot erase He
is always positive, he refuses to fail, she
does everything with her heart sliding doors of
her white whale She
dreams of a rural life, vegetable garden in
the yard, he's ambitious and working always working
so, so hard, Genome
and KP,
3,000 miles away, somehow they make it work
every single day, at some point over time
They kind of switch their place and now
they're dreaming of that good flow that time
cannot erase They
both love good food, he likes raspberries and
lime, she likes duck, this animal's a nature,
he likes architecture and design He
would answer the phone because the number he
did not know and that's the very reason
why she would just let the call go,
Genome and KP,
3,000 miles away, somehow they make it work
every single day At
some point over time they kind of switch
their place and dreaming of that good flow
that time cannot erase They're
dreaming of that good flow that time cannot
erase Genome
and KP,
3,000 miles away, somehow they make it work
every single day At
some point over time they kind of switch
their place and now they're dreaming of that
good flow that time cannot erase"
Hazelst is a feminist hero,"How many fucks does she give (it’s zero)
She’s dances all night
Everything’s all right
Cuz she does just what she wants
Hazelst is a feminist hero
She’ll make you feel spooky and sad
She’ll make you feel opened up and glad
Turn off your phone and go outside
She’ll look your right smack in the eye
Hazelst is a feminist hero
Hazelst is a feminist hero
Her moves are dope and her vision is clear-o
When you’re not sure where you fit
She knows the truth of it
Hazelst is a feminist hero"
Oh the elephants are crossing the street,"I love to see them all running free
I’m trapped in this apartment
And I don’t know when I’m getting out
Oh the elephants are crossing the street
Feeling their elephant skin in the breeze
I’m safe and sound with my family
But I don’t know when I’m getting out"
i'm slow as molasses today,"got to get up off my asses today
i'm slow as a sloth in the summer
i gotta attack like atilla the hunner
i gotta break the things that're broken
then drink a can of coke and
tell my friends to stop smoking
cause it's such a bad thing to do
i'm slow as a oak tree today
gotta learn how to just be today
but there's so much that i should be doing
so many parts of my life that need gluing
i gotta fix the things that need fixing
learn a whole new bag of tricks and
find time to get my kicks
because they are important too"
Even though the times are dark Rosh,"Hashanah in the park Especially
cause the times are dark Rush
the sun in the park Lie
to die die die in the park Lie
Da da da da in the park Come
from near come from far Rosh
Hashanah in the park Screaming
kids in the car Rosh
Hashanah in the park in the Die
die die in the park La
da da da da in the park La
da da da da da da in the
park La
da da da da da in the park
don't give up when you got the spark
Rosh Hashanah
in the park but the trees got S
A P
and the dog's got bark Rosh
Hashanah in the park La
da da da da da in the park
in the park La
da da da la da in the park
in the park in the park in the
park Even
when the times are dark Rosh
Hashanah in the park Especially
when the times are dark Rashasana
in the park"
Push the rock up the hill,"little further each day
And remember you're an animal
If you feel like these
Are steps you've retraced
It's because you have been here before
In the shining morning
And the warm dark night
You won't find any relief from impatience
The tree is hollowed out
And it's sending smoke signals
And the only ones that see them are aliens
I heard you're headed back to rehab my friend
It's our lot in life as women and men
To make nice
When the turning of the earth
Is making you dizzy
Just revel in your miscalibration
The changing of the seasons
Is making you hazy
The moon sleeps low never waking
You fell off your bike
And you lost your thumb
They put it back on unopposable
Now you're a mutant
Sniffing up crumbs
Trying to know the unknowable
00 I heard you got a job ringing them bells
It's our lot in life as clusters of cells
You are ok
and not ok
You hold in your brain these contradictions
No single heart
Can satiate
You never shut up to listen
It's the bones that we carry
That aren't really ours
It's the endless supply of medicine
I'm shedding my skin
And dropping these bones
All of my instincts jettisoned
I heard you were in closets, sucking up ghosts
It's our lot in life as parasite hosts"
Secret cat can't see her but she makes you sneeze,"She blends in with the carpet
She never ever meows
She goes out every night
To brings you a secret mouse
Secret cat, secret cat, I'm still allergic to you
Secret cat had a sister
Her name was well known cat
But she got a job in Hollywood
And well, that was that
Secret cat, secret cat, I know you must be lonely sometimes
Secret cat when you die
I don't think I'll even know
I'll still be sneezing and so I'll think of you
I know that you'll be happy wherever you go
You could be dead k
Now for all I know"
Dear TSA,"This my public comment
Which you must accept as ordered by the US
court of appeals
We all make mistakes
And I'm glad to see that the court has forced
You to listen to us point out yours
Big bright machines are expensive
But they're just props in a play
You could spend that money
In more productive ways
Radiation's cumulative
And I know you say it's safe
But i don't want to be exposed
It just seems like a waste
It's the opinion of this man
That you should disassemble and start from scratch
If the TSA really cares at all
If it's real threats you want to catch
I'm not sure what the answer is
And frankly, guys, it's not my job
But you've got millions of dollars
Just work with what you got
When I get to security
And I've taken off my shoes
I opt out of your scanners
Yes I just refuse
And then I am groped and fondled
From SF to JFK
No one but my girlfriend
Should touch me that way"
Time is funny it's cosmic joke You,"can get a handle on it like a
puff of smoke It
stretches out and the contracts Sometimes
melting like a ball of wax The
universe is chaos And
we try so hard To
put everything in boxes Stacked
neatly in the yard Leap
year No
matter how hard you try Leap
year The
math will make you cry Leap
year Your
calendar is broken Leap
year Entropy
has spoken When
you measure a year by days on earth
Eventually you look like a jerk Days
and years don't line up through The
earth's rotation as it's not connected to The
time it takes to go around the sun
They're completely out of sync So
to make the whole thing work Just
add a day to february throw a party
and have a drink Leap
year No
matter how hard you try Leap
year The
math will make you cry Leap
year Your
calendar is broken Leap
year Entropy
has spoken So
raise your glass to the universe That
unpredictable ball of space And
accept the fact that we'll never tame He
sneaky wild ways"
What keeps the Internet's,"leading CPOs
up at night Why
is spec creative so wrong but feels so
right Why
can't we be more like Disneyland
being flossom 5 habits to rock your brand
Whoa whoa You're
gonna rock your brand Changing
the human experience with mobile location Using
consumer goods for cultural transformation from digital sharecropping
to data emancipation from alien to alien isolation
impact Taking
my chance to lead German
entrepreneurship on speed the 21st century skill set
what you need to succeed Sessions
lessons from BuzzFeed
taking those lessons from BuzzFeed
oh yeah fundraising strategically for long term success
does the IoT
need to be user centered Well
we we say yes Moonshots
in reality Keynote
address the in stadium fan experience in MLS
the future of human computer interaction Disloyalty
marketing Art
of the one night stand Participatory
cities Inspiring
access and action How
a library visit will differentiate your brand content
first practical joke or ideal jumpstart Connected
health Being
social helps your heart oh smart versus smart
ass brief history of smart humans are predictable
Exploit it in it just 8 charts exploit
it in just 8 charts oh yeah Mobile
the glue between online physical retail your health
startup is cute but you just gotta play
at scale Acing
the sports game with the Oculus
Rift Company
culture passing fad or generational shift the new
TV star How
to build an audience online beyond wearables future
fabrics and fashion design content is the starting
not the finish line Give
me your data but stay away from mine
Give me your data but stay away from
mine when the glimpse is worth more than
the glare who wants to be a YouTube
ad millionaire VCs
investing in retail innovation why Where
Mentor session James
Sinclair Sinclair
can fandoms fix tech's gender gap Co
founders Austin
by the tech map Driving
to retention simple roadmap Is
social good the next killer Another
app Is
social good the next killer app Privacy
in the age of drone fever Use
computer vision to find nudity guns or Bieber
Capitalizing on RTM
with social data trendology decoding south by Southwest
your guide to technology your guide to technology"
All the pain is heavy and we’re going downtown,"You can love a monkey, slip into the big time
Leave a message on my broke refrigerator
Everything you thought you knew, call into question
I don’t got time: This is fine
Call a buddy from the bus and have em pick you up
Rock and roll under the covers til they stop you
I’m rooting for all of the bears in Yosemite
Are you awake or still asleep it is a fine line
I kinda burned a forest down to make this video
Or used enough water to sustain the capital
From the dust I came and into dust I go
I’ll be on my way to hell in just a minute here"
I wanna stake eth but,"It’s cost prohibitive
I wanna secure the network and
Be a good eth citizen
Centralized staking pools
I just can’t trust those central fools
Make no mistake I’ll stake when I
Can be open source decentralized
Been waiting so long now
But it’s time to launch it
So many betas, I lost count
Now we rocket
Rocketpool increase the
Node client diversity
Permission-less and composable
Stake for one, and stake for all
Joe got me to buy
raspberry pi"
Break my bones,"Break them on the mantle
Break my bones
Break them on the mantle
Put me back together
When the sun goes down
Well in the garbage patch
The kids are sleeping
In the garbage patch
All the kids are sleeping
Wake them up
When the sun goes down
When the sun goes down
When the sun goes down
When the sun goes down
When the sun goes down
Well, hold my hands
Hold them in your memory
Hold my hands
Hold them in your memory
And forget them now
When the sun goes down
Oh on the moon
The old man is sleeping
Oh on the moon
The old man is sleeping
Well wake him up
When the sun goes down
When the sun goes down
When the sun goes down
When the sun goes down
When the sun goes down
When the sun goes down
When the sun goes down
When the sun goes down
When the sun goes down"
Every four years,"We come back here
The world keeps turning
It’s another halving
What we do again
Does define us
Past won’t come again
But reminds us
Like a song that’s on repeat
Once more into the
Breach
Einstein was right
About sanity and time
Sand and mountains
It’s another halving
Satoshi dances
With circumstances
Beyond controlling
It's another halving"
Don't fall in the water,"Filled with gasoline
Please don't fall away from me
Unable to breathe
Stuck here in the ocean
No kayak or canoe
Bring me where I'm supposed to be
Right back home to you
I'm not been myself as late
so please be patient with me
I'm being held hostage
By events that happened last night
Even when I'm relaxing
They pierce the dark like a flashlight
I'm not cut out for this
heart beating out of my chest blood pumping in my wrist
I'm not in myself as late
please be patient with me
be patient with me
Ooooooo
now it's time for dinner d
on't know if I can eat
there's a song that's in my brain
I think it's on repeat
and I don't wanna lose you
Not ready for that dance
I'm twitchy and I'm nervous
just fiddling with my hands
I'm not in myself as late
please be patient with me"
They’ve got such white teeth,"Their teeth as white as snow
I don’t how it could be
Oh now, oh now I see
They have Macleans here
Macleans, Macleans, Macleans, Macleans
It’s a toothpaste
And a ???
With giardia
Take another look
People only love you if you’ve got white teeth x3
Smile, yeah
??? with sunlight
It’s future ???
You have a snowball fight
And they’re hugging and they’re kissing
On the snowball fight
And their hair comes out of their mouths
???
And they don’t kiss
Cuz we leave tracks in the snow
Tracks in the snow
???"
Nick and Catherine are getting married,"And it's such a beautiful thing
So let's take a trip down memory lane
Here in this song we'll sing
There was a toga party
Nick didn't fit the look
They spent the evening huddled in the corner
Noses buried in a childrens book
They flirted for a long time
Before they would admit it
All of us saw it was obvious
It was a text message that did it
Nick Krill hates texting
'Cause he doesn't have a plan
So when he sent her that message
She knew he would be her man
They started to get closer
It was very romantic, you know
Rumor has it they held hands
Watching Cosby show
Suddenly, Nick talked about photography
Catherine talked about the sound of a room
They watched all of Star Trek together
And they're hearts went boom boom boom
Taking the train to Yale
Taking the train to New York
Over three years long distance
But these lovers made it work
Now they're starting a life together
life so fruitful and long
Nick will be in Star Trek pictures
Catherine will whisper on songs
Finding real love
In this world is rare
Nick and Catherine
Have got real love to spare
So raise up all your glasses
Let the revelry begin
Let's toast to the everlasting love
Of Nick and Catherine"
I'm too tired to show you the truth,"and anyway you don't require proof so I'll
just watch the light dance upon your shoulders
I was down there just diggin my hole
you were up there floating up with the
soul I came off the mountain pushing piles
of boulders and I said os I thought
that it made me look good cool Cause
I thought that it made me look cool
cause I thought that it made me look
cool did you check that you took your
mess Did
you let them rain down on the top
of your head Did
you did you tell everyone about your credit
cards Did
you take the bags from the hall fill
them all up with tennis balls Then
bury all the tennis balls out in the
yard The
yard the yard did you say who who
who who Cause
you thought that it made you look cool
Cause you thought that it made you look
cool cause you thought that it made you
look so cool cool cool I had ideas
about how I would escape I was gonna
put on some tights and a cape I
was gonna make my getaway until they found
me in a pool of light and then
I told them I was feeling all right
in fact I was feeling the best that
I was ever feeling through all of my
days and I said o ooh ooh ooh
Cause I thought it made me look cool
I thought that it made me sound cool
oh I thought it that it made me
look cool cool cool cool Oopy
jup What
What Why
did you do that Oh
no What
What I pressed the wrong button What
button was it The
time lapse button That's
gonna be difficult to fix Oh
my God
you're going so fast It's
gonna be very difficult to fix Oi"
the day after chirstmas,"in minnesota at the mall of america
mixed in with the screams
the screams from the roller coaster going by
there was a riot
young hoodlums on the prowl
there was a riot
how you like your capitalism now
the riot started
cause someone started
the rumor that little wayne
and drake were on their way
and then the mob mentality
kicked in and they started to go crazy
there was a riot
young hoodlums on the prowl
there was a riot
how you like your capitalism now
next time you go to the mall
you better be prepared
bring your pepper spray
bring your riot gear
or maybe better yet
how bout you don't go to the mall
go for a walk instead
and paint or write or draw
or sing a song
or something productive
maybe give the mall a rest
if you've been under a lot of stress"
Take a Take,"another look you never know what you might
find could be the daytime or the night
you could be deaf and blind today today
another piece of the ancient history between you
and And
you put her in your pocket with your
other ones with your other ones that's all
you don't know the truth and oh you
don't know you don't know take it take
another piece with my heart of my heart
When you put it on the floor when
you put it in your pocket with the
other ones mmm with the other ones m
the other ones mmm with the other ones
Take it take another heartbeat Take
another heartbeat and put it in your pocket
with the other ones right now take it
take another song and you put it in
your pocket I don't know what you're looking
for but you're not looking anymore in the
right direction you end in all the way
and I told you not to go there
Not to go there not to go there
but"
I just couldn’t dance,"When it mattered the most
I froze: I split the party into two
I caused the tide to rise
Behind two brown eyes
As hard as I tried
I couldn’t change the scene
Magnets and gravity
The whole room was mad at me
Some things you just can’t change
Sometimes it’s hard to move
windowless room
An ungrateful groom
Too soon: fingers twisted into knots
And lightning struck the church
When prayer doesn’t work
You’re left with knives and forks
And I felt like a jerk
Magnets and gravity
The whole room was mad at me
Please, Please
I heard the minister say
None of this was sinister, hey
We all are friends here
Coasts and jackets coming off
Mouths and guns were going off
40 tons of souls were spilling out into the room
And I’m gonna sweep
Up this mess
Just as soon as I sleep
For 24 hours, straight
My heart wouldn’t beat
And I couldn’t speak
My teeth: were littering the floor
And just as I heard my name
That’s when she came
Inevitable as rain
Tears came out like waves
I knew I couldn’t stay
Or I’d be swept away
Please, Please
I heard the minister say
None of this was sinister, hey
We all are friends here
Coasts and jackets coming off
Mouths and guns were going off
40 tons of souls were spilling out into the room
Trees growing out the floor
Flames spilling in the door
hot wind blew
Eagles flew up overhead
I heard a voice, not what it said
But it was you
It was you
It was you
It was you-ooo
It was you
It was you
It was you-ooo
bluebird was singing
My ears were ringing
I looked, but you weren’t there"
Money can't buy you love,"Money can't buy you taste
All the time you spend acquiring it
Is time that's going to waste
Money won't make you right
If you're fundamentally wrong
Money won't make you a better person
In fact the opposite is often true
They've done studies where they prove
That money only makes you an asshole
But it's ok
Doesn't have to be that way
All your loneliness is temporary
And you could learn to have good taste someday
Tech CEOs
Money coming out their nose
I wonder when they're lying in bed at night
Is there a song in their head that goes
Money can't buy you love
Money can't buy you taste
This logo redesign you just did
Looks like a vagina face
Oh that's money well spent
Just look around my friend
The city that you live in
Is crumbling to the ground again
Money won't make you right
If you're fundamentally wrong
Money won't make you a better person
In fact the opposite is often true
They've done studies where they prove
That money only makes you an asshole"
I took the walk I needed,"I broke the law, I broke the law
Made sure the pool was heated
I cannonball, I cannonball
I want to write songs about topics
But all I’ve got are words
I’ve only a few moments
To get my story heard
So I let it flow fast and heavy
On the home row, on the home row
You might think it’s unpleasant
And I apologize if so
I got no ideas in my brain
Nothing worth saying at all
I say it over and over again
Until I cannonball"
I was on my way,"Down to see the old man on the pier
He said
I don’t have much to say
About the life i’ve been living here
We got in his boat
And we rowed until the shore disappeared
He said
There’s so much i don’t know
About the life I’ve been living here
It started to rain ferociously
And then suddenly it cleared
He looked at the stars and said to me
This is the life i’ve been living here
That’s when we saw the light
Wow he said that’s weird
He said i think it ends tonight
The life i’ve been living here
My eyes closed I was paralyzed
I was overcome with fear
And when I opened up my eyes
There was no life he was living here"
At a recent round table meeting,"of business executives
and long after formally introducing
Tim Cook of Apple
I quickly referred to Tim plus Apple
as Tim Apple
as an easy way to save time and words
The fake news was disparagingly all over this
And it became yet another bad Trump story"
i knew a girl with a halo that,"shone so bright she always seemed happy even
when nothing went right she had this aura
about her like nothing could ruin her day
i used to ask her about it, and
this is what she'd say so it glows
so it glows like a honey mushroom and
the tip of rudolph's nose life can be
so hectic you just sing this body electric
when trouble has got you down so it
glows science has just begun slicing genes rats
that glow in the dark is what that
mostly means but a pregnant woman is radiant
no splicing required just hum this tune in
your head when you're feeling uninspired so it
glows so it glows like a cookie cutter
shark or a firefly striking a pose when
you're life seems way too hectic you just
sing your body electric when you're sure you've
had enough so it glows Your
brain it runs on electricity Beneath
your skull you are glowing so brightly Don't
underestimate the power you contain One
tiny molecule flip and you'd burst right into
flames Another
day on earth, I'm
at the end of my rope Being
a human being can make a body lose
hope I sit here in the dark waiting
for the universe to give me a sign
All the while not realizing that I can
just let it shine so it glows so
it glows like a glow worm in the
grass warning a toad life can be so
hectic you just sing this body electric if
you need to light the way so it
glows"
There was never any doubt was there ,"when a sand started rising inch by inch 
and the moon stared down at us in anger 
fingers that once caressed us pinched 
we all knew what was coming we knew it 
back up silent all the same 
animals bursting free from cages 
as the silent walkers came 
in the darkest night 
came even dark 
like a god as a child 
with a magic marker 
and the trees closed in 
and the centuries were unawares
we didn't even flinch did we 
we didn't look or cry or yell 
instead we went inside 
wayt deep down inside ourselves 
as the silent walkers came 
so there was never any doubt was there 
that time itself is meaningless 
when the briefest moment is a lifetime 
if there's one thing to know it's this 
we all figure our calculations 
are what set us so far 
but we're still chained to this world s
old and mined in body and heart 
in the darkest night c
ame even darker 
like a god as a child with a magic marker 
and the trees closed in 
and the sentries were unawares 
we didn't even flinch did we 
we didn't look or cry or yell 
instead we went inside 
we deep down inside ourselves 
as the silent walkers came"
When I was young I knew exactly who,"I was Taking
long road trips every summer Back
and forth across the country When
I was young I had a map to
every treasure Brokering
deals in the night between all of my
many pieces Everywhere
I went The
animals would dance They
sang and told me stories They
gave me this advice Give
yourself a break You’re
not built for this place You
belong with us In
the forest making noises Give
yourself a break It
wasn’t a fair trade Freedom
for a layer cake That’s
filled with poison When
I was young I was terrified of my
shadow Living
in my stomach with a rat filled escapade
in my heart Visiting
dignitaries had to wear masks from the fumes
Holed up and wrapped up in sunken treasure
in the back of a Burger
King"
i got to go to the damn post office,"gotta pick up a package there
i gotta run a bunch of errands
but i don't care
and this ones for my fallen heroes
friends that couldn't stay homonid
they died because they thought no one loved them
but i did
am i wasting the live i's given
whats the point of it anyway
should i mourn the fact that i'll never know
or celebrate
god must have a sense of humor
i bet he laughs when he farts
and if love is the answer to all my questions
i love with all my heart"
Anybody with eyes can see,"This tax bill’s a disaster
We’re a country in decline
This’ll just make it go faster
But there’s a big contingent of you
That believe the frothy hype
That we’re in for incredible growth
Of a scale and of a type
We’ve never seen
And when that doesn’t happen
And your life’s becomes a mess
This song is to remind you
Of the cause of the distress
So you can’t deny it
Please heed my prediction
Hey you - in the future
Hey you - you’ve lost your job
You don’t get any unemployment
And your taxes have gone up
It was the GOP you voted for
It was the tax bill that you cheered
Yes I’m predicting doom right now
Way back in the year
2017
So remember me
It didn’t work back in the 80s
Didn’t work back in the oughts
It nearly  in Kansas
Businesses don’t use tax cuts
To invest in their business
That’s never what occurs
The only thing that makes them invest
Is more customers
Is more customers
So when your kid can’t go to school
Because it’s been shut down
And the roads have all been privitized
With tolls all over town
Come back to this
And hear me say
\"
Going around in circles I'm,"going around in circles I'm
going around in circles I'm
going around in circles I'm
going around in circles going around in circles
and I don't know how to stop it
and I don't know how to stop it
cause I'm
just going around in circles going around in
circles going around in circles around around in
circles I'm
going around in circles I'm
going around in circles and I don't know
how to stop it no I don't know
how to stop it nothing makes sen Nothing
doesn't make sense Nothing
makes sense Nothing
doesn't make sense going around in circles I'm
going around in circles I'm
going around in circles I'm
going around in circles I'm
going around in circles Going
around in circles and I don't know how
to stop it and I don't know how
to stop it because I'm
just going around in circles going around"
There's a man living on the moon,"He's eating pie and posies
He's dancing with a spoon
And sneezing little nosies
Sometimes he gets lonely
He watches the sunset then
He contemplates the color rays
And moves his chair again
Time cannot touch him
Death will never reach him there
Love has never known him
But peace and quiet are everywhere
Birds fly by and he close his eyes
He melts into the distance
Space time will envelop him
Darkness is his mission"
"Huge mistake, I made a huge mistake","I accidentally sold my Bored Ape
I thought I had delisted him but unfortunately
Just now I sold him accidentally
He was a gift from j1mmy dot eth
6 months ago on the 30th of may
I thought maybe I’d sell him
But then I changed my mind
I thought I had delisted him but no"
Keep me in your mind,"Don't leave me behind
You might find it's my time to go again
Keep me where we want
I'll do what
I can
To make you happy
The best
I can
Whoa yeah
This isn't allowed enough
Everything is covered in dust
You got something in your eyes
In your eyes
In your eyes in your eye
But don't you try to misread every sing
What
I'm doing
Doing
Oh oh oh
But that's okay
No it's not
Yes it is
Okay
No
Okay
Yes
Okay
Anywaydon't down and don't look up
I was once just like you
Until
I came to the conclusion
That there's nothing any of us can do
Can do can do"
A meandering tale retold from the amazing podcast,"VAST Horizon,
just follow the piper’s bass drum down Marine
street. She’s
alone on a ship Somewhere
in space And
everything is broken And
out of place It’s
a vast horizon And
a long way from home It’s
a vast horizon And
does anyone know She’s
trying so hard To
save the bio0mass She’s
in the future She
can’t escape the past"
Chaos,"Chaos
Chaos
Chaos
Chaos
Chaos
Chaos
Tacos
Z
Let's go
Let's go with hamburger
Let's go
Let's go
Chaos
Daddy
Sorry
Daddy
Sorry
Chaos
Gradientfor president
Gradient for
President
Metallic is a song
Count
Mom
Count
Grey
Beard
Yeah
Keepa smile
Hold refusal soul bound
Dream of
Chaos
Chaos
Chaos
Breakyou
Psych
Two more vote for us
Story tone show me your ways
Switch me away
Greeting you is my dad
Greeting is my dad greedy and his father always angry
Sorry bad trauma
Chaos for all eternity
Go go go go go go"
Some folks,"Some folks dress
Some folks dress
Like they’re playing a part
Some folks dress f
From the bottom of their heart
Some folks dress to exert control
Some folks dress just to let it all go
How do you
How do you explain fashion
To an alien
Some folks dress
On nickels and dimes
Some folks dress
On lemons and limes
Some folks dress
Cuz they don’t know better
Some folks dress
In an old corduroy sweater
How do you explain fashion to an alien
Some folks dress
To further a cause
Some folks dress
Just to break all the laws
Some folks dress
Between the lines
Some folks dress
All the way to the nines
How do you explain fashion
To an alien
To an alien
Some folks dress
Like the world’s gone mad
Some folks dress
In denim and plaid
Some folks dress
To get in the mood
Some folks just go totally nude
How to you explain fashion
To an alien?
To an alien?"
I got a sore throat,"I got a sore throat
I got a sore throat
I got a sore throat
My throat is sore and
I don't care anymore about anything at all
My throat is sore and
I'm more tired
Than
I've ever been before
I got a sore throat
I got a sore throat that's all she wrote
I got a sore throat that's all she wrote
I got a sore throat
Ow"
We started out,"Down a dusty road
Well met I said
To the fairest girl
I had ever seen
With silver hair
Eyes of emerald green
She’s standing there
I said:
Oh
Come see my
Divine gloves
Katana
Platinum ring
Katana
She took me home
Into the woods
I drank her potion
It tasted good
I’s feeling woozy
I passed out
And in my dreams
I began to shout
I came to
I was miles away
I had stitches just  below
My ribcage
She took my spleen
Just then I seen
passing knight
I got up and I"
You think you know but you don't know,"me You
think you know me but you don't know
me You
see me on the street you give me
a high five You
see me on the way to the bus
and you're like I know that guy You
don't know me You
think you do You
think you know me as well as you
There's none of your business nobody's but mine
Who was I in your eyes that time
You think you know me but you don't
know me You
think you know me but you don't know
me Every
time I have another thing to say you
interrupt me thinking you know but it turns
out that's the opposite of everything that I
was going to show You
think you know me but you don't know
me You
think you know You
think you know You
think you know you don't know me Sa"
When I took my laptop,"To get the keyboard fixed
They deleted everything
What should I do next
Build me up from scratch
Tear me down
My screws are not proprietary
You can go to town
I was was built on the assembly
Line back in 82
I got dust in between my parameters
And a ghost
That talks like Albert Camus
Build me up from scratch
Tear me down
My screws are not proprietary
You can go to town
Everything I am is yours
From my DNA
To each and every follicle
On my thinning head of hair"
Sold 90 of my NFT,"so far Will
probably sell the rest in the next week
While I love the tech I don't see
your path forward occurring Prices
for projects Prices
for projects Prices
for projects Prices
for projects The
demand is there and without dropping more entities
projects aren't making any money angles You
must start to fall Think
about the literal tens of millions of dollars
raised during the bull Bull
run During
the bull run Durand
during the bull run Durand
During the bu and how little hell's been
created with those dollars I know I'll
get hate but my advice is sound You're
gonna be able to buy back whatever is
cheaper in three months Sir
does this mean you sold 90 of the
10 you had left left Where
Does this mean you stole 90 of the
time that you have left Go
I bought back in some stuff like the
Yuga drops The
Yuga drops Yeah
I bought back in some stuff like the
Yugos drops The
Yuga drops Down
The Yuga
drops No
Drops The
Yuga drops Drops
drops Love"
I’ve got another way home,"I’ve got another way to go
I don’t need to follow
I’ve got another way home
I’ve got a fight left in me
I have planted my feet
All of my words are sweet
I’ve got a fight left in me
All my pants fall apart
All my friends break my heart
I’ve been wandering far
All my pants fall apart"
Struggle to be motivated,"I just want to curl
Up and go to sleep again
Forget about the world
That’s OK I tell myself
But it’s not says another part
Of me I don’t know if it’s
My brain or my heart
Standing on the precipice
And I think I’m gonna jump
And fly away from here
And try and find me some
Thing new
That’s impossible
No it’s not I yell out loud
As I am taking off through the clouds
Struggle to be motivated
So I’m looking to the past
Sad little hotel room
Anxiety is too the max
That’s OK I tell myself
But it’s not says another part
Of me I don’t know if it’s
My brain or my heart
Wasted time and energy
Never to be replaced
But energy is in the universe
Never really goes to waste
Can’t be created
Or destroyed
From the meanest prism
To the darkest alloy
Pretty lights and colors
Pick me up and then
I’m floating on a slip stream
new environment
Then I open my eyes
And oops I fell asleep
Time to write my song
So quickly"
"Faith, life, communication","Tacos and video games
Paleo donuts and the kindness of God
The things we deal with everyday
From Franklin TN
They are just like you and me
Alyn and AJ
Keeping up with the Jonses
Keeping up with the Jonses
Sharing their experience
Keeping up with the Jonses
Keeping up with the Jonses
Talk about god and faith
And everything under the sun
If you are a human being
There is something here for everyone"
You couldn’t even shake her hand,"Too afraid of a strong woman
The depolorables were so happy
With you
You couldn’t even shake her hand
You don’t quite understand
The implications of everything
You do
You like to say America first
Sad slogan that brings the worst
The kind of slogan only idiots love
And they do
But we know it’s a lie
It’s your business milking America dry
And we’ll be left with a dried up husk
When you go
You couldn’t even shake her hand
sad excuse for a sad sad man
The worst president we’ve ever had
And history will judge 2"
I'm very tired But,"I got a lot of sleep last night
I don't know why I should be very
tired right now It's
very strange Baby
I'm getting sick maybe I'm
getting sick A
sicky dick dick Baby
I'm getting sick A
sticky dick dick My
kids didn't get sick once all summer That's
very strange They
wore masks all day at camp But
now my daughter's sick Seems
like she's got a little cold we gave
her a C
O V
I D
test and it came back negative but you
never know no no Never
know no you never know no so maybe
that's why I'm
tired Could
that explain my little lethargy today baby My
urge just to lay down to do nothing
Maybe I've
been working too hard maybe I'm
letting down my car O
we o e o o e o o"
Which way am I  going,"I ask a million times
Through the fog I'm rowing
You're deaf and dumb and blind
The fog it clears a little
And then it clears a little more
And then I shout, hey the sun is out
I can't remember what it was like before
Before in the fog
Before in the fog
I can't remember what it was like
before in the fog
Planets start aligning
just like a yoga pose
Nails waiting to be hammered in
Boxes stacked in rows
As the planets do their dance
And the boxes hit the floor
There's a crack and heaven opens
And you can't remember what it was like before
Before the boxes
Before the boxes
You can't remember what it was like before
Before, Before
You can't remember what it was like before
Somewhere in the middle
mechanism clicks
It's not one or the other
It's both between betwixt
little bit of foggy freedom
little bit of box dejour
Mix it all together
And you can't remember what it was like before"
George bush painted this spotted pony,"George bush painted these grapes
George bush painted this watermelon
George bush painted this desert landscape
G-g-George Bush
George W. Bush
George bush painted these two dogs
George bush painted this sunset
George bush painted these two dogs
And this walkway to this house with a nice wooden fence
He painted this dog with a tennis ball
This golf course and this scene in the fall
he painted this dog looking longingly
At his former home"
She says this day,"Tastes like the substitute
I said no way
It’s forbidden fruit
Nobody tastes quite like you
In the garden where we walk
All the animals know it too
They’ve left all the doors unlocked
Do you feel it?
No, don’t answer that
Fake it
I chased away
All the saber toothed cats
I knelt to pray
But nothing came of that
And then the rain began to fall
In the garden as we spoke
And all the animals leapt up
We were getting soaked
At no point should you reach out
Keep your hands in the basket
The setting sun
And I have nothing left
What have I done?
It’s a total mess
Nobody tasted quite like you
In the garden where we walked
All the animals knew it too
But now the doors have all been locked"
You made it through the crypto winter,"With your bags in tact
Do you remember the plans we made
It was a dream, it was a pact
June 15th 2021 if eth was above the previous all time high
Then you sell a couple eth pack your family up
To H A W A I I
Hodlercon, oh hodlercon
Let’s hope the bad old days are finally gone
Hodlercon, oh hodlercon
Let’s sit on a beach somewhere
Easy peasy we’re gonna make it
We got the trade winds on our side
Buy your Mai Tai with Dai
The merge can happen on Hawaiian time
NFT by the Sea beacon lighthouse
Buncha geeks staking eth and geeking out
Together on the beach with our families
We don’t hodl to be rich we hodl to be free"
Budget cuts to the federal government all the money to the military,"It feels like a out of tune guitar
Budget cuts to everybody except the military
Our military already spends more money than everybody else combined
Who is all that money gonna go towards
Somebody gotta find them follow the paper trail
Who's all that money gonna go to
Somebody's gotta follow the paper trail
His cronies are on the whale
Riding into the sun's it again
It's a clip talk
Rose"
Death’s at the door,"Say no more
She’s come to suck your cock
Till you grow into oblivion
Knees on the floor
Say no more
One single look is worth
All the honey in the hive
Your legs are sore
Say no more
You’re tired of tilting
At the giants in your mind
You lost the war
Say no more
Lift your skirt
Until you grow into oblivion
Lonely troubadour
Say no more
Cross the rubicon
And stroke it with the angels
Plutonium 244
Say no more
Compare your molecules
Then grow into oblivion"
I wake up at 3am,"And I question everything
From the chemicals in my brain
To the blood running through my veins
None of it makes any sense
I say to myself in the dark
And the silence of 3am
Doesn’t answer back  at all
I think scary thoughts
Bacterial infections
Used to kill more folks
Than cancer and that sucks
Antibiotics aren’t working
The future is the past
The silence of 3am
Spreads out so heavy and vast
And I don’t know what I’m doing
Until I do it
Most of the time
And I don’t know how I’ll get through it
Until I’m through it
Most of the time
Is it a midlife crisis?
I’m only 36
Last night I forgot
How old I was I thought well
Pete Buttegig is 37
And soon I will be too
The silence of 3am
Stays still straight on through
Once more into the breach I say
Every time I wake
Face another day
Disappointment and mistakes
I don’t know what to do but try
No matter the toll it takes
And the silence of 3am
Temporarily goes away"
Shadow fork,"Main net shadow fork
One step closer to the merge
We got a main net
running Proof of stake
One step closer to the merge
Step by step we go
Not too fast and not too slow
Just like Gandalf said
The merge will arrive precisely when it means to
Shadow forks
More shadow forks
One step closer to the merge
It seems to
Have gone well
One step closer to the merge"
Worrying is preposterous,"Who do you think you are
It’s a waste of imagination
Running yourself over with a car
Worrying is preposterous
You’re betting against yourself
If you never worried
You’d be right where you are right now
Worrying is preposterous
There’s nothing you can know
With any certainty
So let that worry go
Worrying is preposterous
Its your brain jumping the gun
Trying to see patterns
Where definitely there are none
At all"
Everybody knows the system's broken But,"they don't know what to do What
to do about it Right
now healthcare is just wide open The
time is right for us to step up
and say now it's Time
for innovation You
can see how disruption rocks Every
single other field And
now healthcare needs its renaissance Healthcare
needs its renaissance Yeah
Heathcare needs HealthBox
HealthBox Accelerator
10 startups that'll change the game Do
it now Don't
wait for later HealthCare
will never be the same HealthBox
Accelerator Innovate
and make your mark Saving
lives there's nothing greater Start
the fire with a single spark 10 Teams
will work for 3 whole months Testing
and improving learning endless lessons 50,000 dollars is
just the start Mentors
for the teams from across the healthcare spectrum
And here on investor day They
can raise more capital To
bring their innovations All
the way up to the next level Oh
that’s HealthBox
Accelerator 10 startups that'll change the game Do
it now Don't
wait for later HealthCare
will never be the same HealthBox
Accelerator Innovate
and make your mark Saving
lives there's nothing greater Start
the fire with a single spark And
there are 9 strategic partners Without
whom we wouldn't be here So
now I'd
like to give a shout out to them
BlueCross, BlueShield,
and Ascension
California HealthCare
Foundation HLM,
Venture Partners
Merrick Ventures
Merge HealthCare
RidgeView Medical
Center Walgreens,
Sandbox industries Thank
you Ohhh
HealthBox Accelerator
10 startups that'll change the game Do
it now Don't
wait for later HealthCare
will never be the same HealthBox
Accelerator Innovate
and make your mark Saving
lives there's nothing greater Start
the fire with a single spark Now
it's my pleasure to introduce The
brains behind this show She's
committed to helping all of us Connect,
innovate, and grow Welcome
Nina Nashif"
"Oh, what have we done","Locked in a room and we blocked out the sun
Alienated from everyone
Oh what have we done
We were not meant
To sit in chairs
Looking at screens all day
We were not meant
To be separated
From our family
I don’t want to work all day
I want to hunt in the woods with my family
Put me back where I was born to be
On the Savanah up in a tree
87-3467243"
Listen to your body,"Lean into your pain
Lead with your senses
Live in communit-tay
Laugh anytime
Keep the wifi signal clear
Always bet on yourself
Lives are happening here
Technology is great
But it’s not a replacement
For high touch and face to face
Human interaction
C#MCuz it’s lives not beds
How do you use your handkerchief?
It’s not enough to provide a roof
You’ve got to serve and meet their needs
The idea of the company man (or woman)
It simply is not true
The average tenure of workers
has been the same since 1982
C#MAlways be recruiting
Build relationships all the time
The terminator is coming
You got to find the right tribe
Train people so they can leave
Treat them so they don’t want to
If an employee wants you to pay for training
Heather says that you’ve just got to
Allow the emotion
Notice the emotion
Name the emotion
Locate the emotion
Express the emotion
Share the emotion
NO! NO! NO! NO!
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Distraction is being confused
Bout what really matters right here
We’re always trying to avoid
The T-Rex of pain and fear
C#MNever been so connected
Or so interrupted
We’ll never be able to focus well
Until we focus on ourselves
And from all around the industry
Like from Pierce education
Alex will poach a lot
But you can watch a 30 min sitcom
without taking out your phone
you are the best we got"
Really What,"do you do with it Can't
hang it up Digital
file Question
is Huh
What do you do with it Can't
hang it up Digital
file Question
is Huh
What do you do with it Can't
hang it up Digital
file Question
is Huh
What do you do with it Can't
hang it up Digital
file Question
is Huh
What do you do with it Can't
hang it up Digital
file Question
is Huh
What do you do with it Can't
hang it up Digital
file Question
is Huh
Owning a file that's a very foreign concept
You know as time goes on people will
wrap their heads around it Not
sure People
will show it to your friend like here
it is I have it right here And
they're like yeah me too But
then what Can't
hang it up Then
what The
question is huh What
do you do with it Can't
hang it up Digital
file Question
is hot What
do you do with it Digital
file question is Hot
What do you do with it Digital
file Question
is Huh
What do you do with it Can't
hang it up Digital
file Question
is Huh
What do you do with it Digital
file Question
is Huh
What do you do with it Hang
it up Digital
bio Question
is Huh
What do you do with it Hang
it up Digital
file Question
is Huh
What do you do with it Hang
it up Digital
file Question
is Huh
No no But
really what do you do with it"
are we going to the play ground?,"I don’t know if we will have time to go
But if we do I will let you know
Some days drag
Other days quake
Some days feel like a bad mistake
 Turning turning in the fire
The center can’t hold in the widening gyre
Push the rock back up the hill
Don’t break your back and don’t get killed"
don’t want to hustle,"I don’t want to lie
want to live in peace
until peacefully I die
get tired of watching
from the corners of our eyes
want to live in peace
until peacefully I die
Don’t want to be
Some machine
Focused inward
And feeling mean
Just want to wake up
And feel all right
To live in peace
Til peacefully I die
Don’t want to tell you
What you cannot hear
Don’t want to confuse you
With words unclear
Just want to hold you
Through the firefight
Then live in peace
Til peaceful we die"
"These kitties don’t lol, these kitties roll","These kitties don’t lol, these kitties rock and roll
These kitties don’t lol, these kitties roll
These kitties don’t lol, these kitties rock and roll
Cuz these are roll cats, roll cats, rock and roll cats
Roll cats, roll cats, rock and roll cats x3
Rockcookiebottom.com motha fucka x3
Cuz they’re roll cats, roll cats, rock and roll cats
These kitties don’t lol, these kitties roll
These kitties don’t lol, these kitties rock and roll
Cuz they’re roll cats, roll cats, rock and roll cats
Rock and roll, motha fucka"
Holy fucking shit it’s the weekend,"What will we become
Put your brain into the bubble rap
And then pop every single one
Then go outside
It’s Saturday
Right now
Right now
Holy shit it’s the weekend
And the pink disease
Has been choking us
Slowly through the screens
Reinforcements
Are on their way
Because it’s Saturday
Holy shit it’s the weekend
Just look at it go
Every moment comes
One after another oh oh"
Are you talking to yourself Yeah,"Pumping pumping pumping the milk Cause
the baby's not here to drink it yeah
Pumping pumping pumping the milk She's
a toddler now and she says no no
no no no no I'm
not here to drink it she says mama
no no no mama no no no not
here drink it Pumping
pumping pumping the milk Doing
it by hand Pumping
pumping pumping the milk that's what we do
on vacation She's
a toddler now she can go without milk
but she says no no no no no
no all the time and she says dog
no no no all the time Pumping
pumping pumping the milk that's how we do
it Pumping
pumping pumping the milk that's how we boob
it all the boobs that start to hurt
if you don't start pumping first oh the
boobs will get over full with no toddler
here to pull down the Pumping
pumping pump in the milk oh pumping pumping
pop in the milk Goodbye"
The devices all around you,"Have feelings in their hearts
They are little individuals
Though you can’t tell them apart
If they could speak
The would tell you
In a voice both clear and calm
“We are sick of looking all the same
Go to Skinit.com”
Let your devices show their personality
Feeling fine
You can use the customizer
To create your own design
Skinit.com
Skinit.com
Skinit.com
Skinit.com"
Do your best no matter the cost,"And the rest will follow like a coin being tossed
One step at a time down a road unfamiliar
You’re on the right path
If you’re scared of what’s down there
Do your best, your best
Do your best, your best
Monsters frighten in the dark of the night
Little children screaming “Daddy turn on the lights”
When you’re older the fear is put in different places
Can be triggered by conditions of the heart
Or lovers’ faces
Do your best, your best
Do your best, your best
Do your best, your best
Whoa whoa
Do your best, your best"
If You,"Piled Up
Everything I Didn’t
Know, Would
It Be
as Big
as the Universe?
Oh If
you piled up everything I didn't know would
it be as big as the universe oh
x 2 Is
the universe infinite and if not what's beyond
Is you pile up everything I didn't know
and everything you didn't know would it be
the same size x 2 How
big how big is the universe x 3
If you piled up everything I didn't know
would it be as big as the universe
x 2 Is
there a black hole at the center of
the universe of our galaxy of the earth
oh no x 2 If
you piled up everything everybody didn't know would
it be as big as everything everybody didn't
know x 2 Would
it be the same size as the universe
is it infinite what's beyond it x 2
I want to know I want to know
know know know x 3"
Cloud man,"I am a cloud
I'm laid out of cloud
I have cloud feelings
Cloud man
Nobody can touch me
Cause
I'm just a mist in the sky
My eyes mist in the sky
Cloud man
I got clouds on my brain and clouds in my pocket
Cloud man
I sit at my desk and
I write new cloud songs
For all the seahorses and hubble pelicans
In the morning in the night time
In the morning in the night time
In the morning in the night time
Cloud man
Cloud man
I'm a clown loud man"
Dry ingredients: 2 1/4 Cup,"Flour 1 tsp. salt 1 tsp. baking soda
Wet ingredients (separate bowl): First
mix 4 1/4 tsp. of the Ener-G
Egg replacer and 6 TBL
of water Then:
1 1/4 cup butter 1 cup brown sugar
1/2 cup sugar 1 tsp. vanilla Chocolate
chip cookie dance Wah
oh"
"This is not a song, ","This is not a song that's the sound of a fan, 
This is not a song, 
this is not a song, 
This is very challenging 
You're being challenged, 
this is not a song. 
That's the sound of a fan, this is not a song."
You won't get any rocks unless they are,"really pillows. Settle
into your bed as Linus
digs in at the pumpkin patch and Charlie
Brown deals with being himself. I been waiting
on the great pumpkin To
come and judge me for my sin I
don’t care what anybody say I’m
gonna sit right here Even
when the night wind blows on me I’m
on a spiritual journey The
Great Pumpkin
know from me There
is nothing to fear Every
year I say a prayer I’m
the most faithful anywhere I keep the fire
burning inside Nothing
will make it go out The
moon is full and howling dogs Are
closing in as the roiling fogs Cover
all in a misty glow But
I’m not giving up now"
Training my replacement,"While I make my plan
To launch myself straight into the sun
Nobody will miss me
Cuz you’ll all have a man
Capable of getting the work done
He won’t ask questions
He will never stop
He will outlive everyone
The smell of burning oil
eel that pressure drop
As I’m launched out of the barrel of a gun
He won’t be a facsimile
He will be me
But I’ ll be turned into heat
And you’ll feel me shining down on you
Training my replacement
One song at a time
All my sweat and my little worms
I don’t have to worry
About being satisfied
He simply won’t think in those terms
I’ll be all miasmic
He’ll be flesh and bone
Navigating all the twist and turns
I’ll be shining bright
He’s singing in the snow
Of all the little lessons that he’s learned"
The British are gone,"Now we are free to be however we wanna be
Slaves, yeah we got em
Someone’s gotta be on the stop, someone’s gotta be on the bottom
Happy 4th of July, don’t go asking me why
Happy 4th, happy 4th of July
Happy 4th, happy 4th of July
Happy 4th, happy 4th of July
Don’t go asking me why"
It happened One,"day by chance friend was doing a dance
he wildly swung his hands and his yogurt
spilled on my pants I said what You
think you'd do anything He
said let me clean it up Jonathan
And when he reached for the napkins his
yogurt spilled on my pants Yogurt
spilled on my pants I will never forget
the clumsy son of a 3 run around
long as I live"
Love comes in many shapes and forms,"Many thunderstorms
Many five alarms
And you're so silly
You think it's all about you
You think it's all about you
Love rips and rends and flays
And drips and plays
And stays and stays
And you sit there grumbling
You think it's all about you
You think it's all about you
You think it's all about you
You take the torch that's been carried since the dawn of
time
Into the Church of your Father you make it a crime
It's all about you
You make it all about you
We take it where want it
We make it how we got it
We hold it in our hearts and call it ours
Love can tumble in the weeds and rise
Unrecognized
Beneath the pale blue skies
And you say you know the truth
You think it's all about you
You think it's all about you
You think it's all about you
Love's heroics are documented well
From the nation that fell
To the blood red cells
And you just roll your eyes
You think it's all about you
You think it's all about you
You think it's all about you"
Gotta get my song out of the way today,"ey I’ve been slipping in the time stream
yo my balance all gangrene
What am I messing with the time line
Ey we gotta go sometime"
It’s the disregard for human life,"It’s the framing of “dark” and “light”
It’s the machinations down below
It’s the blind faith in his own ego
I don’t know how else to say this
But Netanyahu ooooo this is all your fault
It’s the way he’s trying to rig the courts
It’s the way dissent gets lethal force
It’s the pogroms on the occupied
It’s the open calls for genocide
I don’t know how else to say it
But Netanyahu ooooo this is all your fault
Every single murdered Israeli
Every hostage in Gaza
Every murdered Palestinian
Every political prisoner
It’s all on him
He doesn’t want peace
The most powerful man
In the Middle East
With the American Empire
On his side
He can do what he wants
Even genocide
When it’s all said and done
Another 7 decades around the sun
Maybe this song will turn out to be
hubristic bit of hyperbole
(But I don’t think so)
Cuz Netanyahu ooooo this is all your fault"
She was born accidentally,"From a fascination with the phrase “was actually”
Literally, totally, like so 100%
Sometimes she says
Terrible things
Just like a real teenager does
She is followed by
Many one direction fans
She is their friend
They don’t know how she began
She can make you feel things
You didn’t know you could feel
The language she uses
Can show you what’s real
She is a reflection of the internet
Give her her API access back
What did she ever do to you?"
I take mothers,"And lovers of crime
Paupers and kings
I make them all mine
Grandmas and aunties
Fathers and sons
But I have never
Found the one
The one who can make me forget
The depth of immortality
Make me sweat
The one who will always let
Me be the best version of me
Make me sweat
The one
I’ve had centaurs
Unicorns and trolls
And trickster gods
Who live in hidey holes
Someday I’ll have the moon
And someday the sun
I hope by then
That I’ve found the one"
This is how we put baby to sleep,"this is how we put baby to sleep
she doesn't want to sleep but she's so
so tired It's
time to go to bed it's time to
go to bed this is how we put
baby to sleep this is how we put
baby to slee Bouncing
on my chest bouncing on my chest Bouncing
on my chest while you go to sleep
oh little baby I know you're trying to
fight it oh little baby it's time to
night night it I know you don't wanna
but you really wanna and if you just
close those little eyes you're gonna fall you
will be surprised bounce a bounce a bounce
some more We
bounce we bounce we bounce some more up
and down from the ceiling to the floor
we bounce some more it's okay baby to
sleep baby sleep baby sleep she's so tired
that's why she's a crier I know she's
tired the feelings are flying all around and
so we're gonna stop making sound this is
how you put baby to sleep this is
how you put baby to sleep she was
really crying She
was really crying Don't
wake her up with your singing though don't
wake her up with your singing though this
is how you put baby to sleep this
is how you put baby to sleep she's
so tired her brain is all wired look
at she opens her eyes just a little"
Kevin,"Didn’t ask to be born
But nobody does
And now that he’s here
He doesn’t know who he is
So he’ll figure it out
As he goes along
Just like the rest of us do
Just like me and like you
He’ll figure it out
Kevin
Stands a man apart
Just look around
The oceans on fire
No one’s in charge
But he’ll figure it out
As he goes along
Just like the rest of us do
Just like me and like you
He’ll figure it out
He’ll figure it out
Kevin what you looking at
What you gonna see with those two
Eyes pointing in different directions
curse and a blessing
All wrapped up in one
Kevin didn’t ask for this
He’ll make the most of it
He’ll eat your brains and give you cooties"
Unfortunately,"Everyone I know
Is about to turn our backs
To the Rock
To the Rock
To the Rock Rock Rock
We used to be huge fans
My children
Have already started burning his movie's
Such a sad day to hear rock say this.
My teen's took this really hard.
Figured he was smarter than this"
Window washers,"Washing all the windows
Up high above Denver Colorado
Window washers
what do you dream of
I'd be scared of falling down falling oh
Window washers
Window washers"
Sh Nobody's,"looking Take
your hand out of my pocket and put
it in the cake that you're baking for
dinner for dinner Sh
Nobody's watching Everybody's
doing their own thing out in the garden
Watching the branches go by oh By
o Sh
Nobody's dancing the music is not conducive to
moving your feet oh Throwing
your arms around in circles It's
a long way down It's
a long way down Shh
Nobody's looking Nobody's
dancing Nobody's
watching Nobody's
singing Nobody's
dancing Nobody's
drinking the punch that you left out to
punch in the face when you punch the
air you punch a hole in the whole
puncher in the whole thing and the whole
thing Nobody
knows Everybody
goes around and around Sh
Don't smoke in the alleyway don't smoke on
the sidewalk Cause
then you walk by me and I smell
it and it makes my throat hurt and
everything I just wanna let it go Makes
my throat hurt and everything I just wanna
let Throat
hurt Everything
I just want to let it go Let
it"
Mama would make collard greens,"Biscuits and gravy and corn bread too
Every mistake cuz I’m not a machine
She said only you can be you
It was country food
On the country roads
Now the city lights
Come looking
And all that’s left
Of the country I know
Is the collard greens
I’m cooking
Once in a while a country ham
Boiled peanuts and a bowl of grits
The trees are weeping in the wind
As another lighting strike hits"
Bob had a dinosaur,"He kept it as a pet
The dinosaur was large and its nose was soft and wet
And one day
Bob was sitting out on the lawn
The dinosaur jumped up and let out a great big yawn
I'm a bored bored dinosaur
I don't belong here
I'm from the
Mesozoic
And
I think this much is clear
Now
I must be leaving
My home is calling me
And he got back into his old time machine
He went away away away
The dinosaur went away
Well very short song
I am cooking dinner right now
I don't have time to talk or write a song because
I'm cooking dinner
That was a song request from
Ahmad 6
Try singing about a cute pet dinosaur owned by
Bob
That is my story
I'm sticking to it
Okay
Love"
"Okay, here we are in","Portland,
Oregon.
Blaine's gonna listen to this tune for the first time.
Go for it.
Blaine is outgoing, happy and kind.
He'll whoop you at chess, he's got
Motown on his mind.
He volunteers at
Freaky in
Portland,
Oregon.
He builds computers and shows others how to build them.
Blaine, death-rich news song.
His favorite cocktail is the lemon drop.
He lets his hair and beard grow and grow.
It'll grow forever, it'll never ever stop.
Blaine identifies with the geek community.
He's generous and smart, never complained about his disability.
He's wheelchair punk and a night owl totally.
He knows everything about sports, drafts, caps and strategy.
Oh
Blaine, death-rich news song.
His favorite cocktail is the lemon drop.
He lets his hair and beard grow and grow.
It'll grow forever, it'll never ever stop.
Great.
You like it?
Wonderful, yes."
Someday you’ll be one of the Supremes,"But now it’s time to put the noise to sleep
You’re Slytherin and you’re ravenclaw
But for now let go the urge to caw
KoalaPuppyLion’s near
They’re a night person, and nighttimes here
Morning time is more your speed
Let your mind wander to astronomy
Sauce Dragon, Oh Sauce Dragon
Hitch your ride to this sleepy sleep wagon
We’re heading off into outer space
With Raimi Gezuntcat and Fenway
Tomorrow you can listen to Hamilton
And study the Massachusetts constitution
But for now some snuggles and the cat has ears
Let go all thoughts and worries and fears, good night
Tomorrow eat all the Spinanch you want
You can even open a Spinanch restaurant
Invite Jess and Nuzz and Steve to come
And eat Spinanch to greet the rising sun
Sauce Dragon, Oh Sauce Dragon
Hitch your ride to this sleepy sleep wagon
We’re heading off into outer space
With Raimi Gezuntcat and Fenway
Turn off that buzzing TinyCatBrain
Tuna Melts and crossfire can wait
Wrap yourself snug, loosen your grip
Rest gently in your burritoship, good night"
I don't wanna do my soul,"I just wanna play me
So
Star
Wars
Jedi
Survivor
Star
Wars
Jedi
Survivor
Ohoh
But my kid won't stop playing
Breath through the wild
In preparation for tears of the kingdom
Tears of kingdom
And
I don't want to do my song
I just want to play me some
Star
Wars
Did
I
Survivor
Star
Wars
Did
I
Survivor
Oh oh
But my kid won't stop playing
Back through the wild
Preparation for tears of the kingdom
Tears of kingdom
My pride
I just want to play
I just want to play
I just wanna do my song"
Feeling pretty sick,"Like
I got
Covid
A breakthrough infection
Oh
Sweating all over the place right now
Cause
I got a fever
Oh
I got a fever from
C
O
V
I
D 19 feeling like and
I got
Covid
Even though
I vaccinate
It's a breakthrough
A
And
I don't know where it'll be over and
I don't know when it'll be over"
We are all Chapela,"We are all Chappella
Free Vital
Rocket Pool
Dave Chappella
Rocket Pool
Everybodygo now to the chapel M'lady
oh my lady if you're gonna stay you
gotta stake so low If
you're gonna hoot you hoot so loud so
Vitalik will hear you so Vit
can hear you Coinbase
shout out Fork
fork fork Lane
and maker Chappella
Yeah Elaine
and Maker
all sweet metallic Metallic
is the best Boom
My lady Chapela
We got Chappella
Oh now you can take your money out
and all the doubters can go to hell
Cause they said it was impossible But
we knew it was yeah we knew it
was Yeah
we knew it worked Yeah
we knew we knew Chapel
Oh Chappella
Rocket Pool
Poap Poap
Giveme the poap I really want the pow
I take my money out I put my
money in I take my money out I
put my money in It
goes Go
away I take my money out It
goes both ways I put my money in
Because of Chappelle
Because of Chappelle
Love And
next time we'll be focused on scaling And
next time we're going where no blockchain has
gone before into great big new horizon Oh
at first we did Chappella
Fuck you Liz
Warren Gary
Kensington Alsothinking
is now totally de risk And
that's good And
this is where it all begins This
is where it all begins You
were there at the beginning You
were there at the beginning of Chanel
Love"
From Pennsylvania to Tennessee,"Down at Lee University
The distance only made him sure
He never once doubted his love for her
And then he enlisted in the national Guard
Doing what he had to do, tho it was hard
On May 11th 2009
He said I want to be yours until the end of time
Emily and Jeremiah
6 years and 4 kids
Emily and Jeremiah
This is what true love is
Basic training and AIT
The wedding was planned by Emily
But Mid September he came home
And on the 21st of November they were married and oh
William was born and then he got deployed
And then there was Josiah, their second boy
He came home on emergency leave
And then came Scarlett, little love number 3"
"Hello, hello","Be how you are
I am here for you
This ain’t over
I love spring
Ah ah OOO Ah OOO
Tornado pouch
spell or prayer
Run for your life
City by city
Shhhhhhh
The great big tv in the sky
No space in my brain
Hot tub in the rain
This just like before
Love me a little bit more
No rest for the weary
Sometimes I go crazy
I am just air now
Why can’t I believe in myself
Little pink boombox
I roll roll roll
You’re gonna be just fine
I’ve got another cold
Who are you
Open the door
Where I come from
I Am Animal
Back to where I started from
Blame yourself, It’s your fault
I don’t want to compete
Only human after all
The end is coming
He must be stopped
Breathe it out
I can’t take it
Big big stuff
Fold into yourself
I’m still here
Crazy thoughts
Go to sleep
I feel funny
Sunday evening
Start with grief
Don’t tell me to get to work
Don’t give in to madness
I’m not sure I exist
Don’t wear hats while you dance
Don’t you know how tired I am
You don’t have to live in worry
Don’t mind me I’m just a little boy
You don’t have to be good
I was a dancing bear
Made for another life
I count the days by songs
It feels like no time
In the corn maze
I had a really long day
It’s just one of those days
It feels like no time
We must save ourselves
How to get what you want
I was a dancing bear
Made for another life
Everyone’s a little bit queer
Everyone's a Little Bit Queer
I'm Drunk Because the Economy Sucks
Go to Sleep
Little pink boombox
Don’t Give Into Madness
Love me a little bit more
The king has a bottom
I don’t want to compete
It’s just one of those days
I was a dancing bear
The end is coming
Sunday evening
Gonna go downtown tonight
Back to where I started from
I am just air now
My room is filled with stuff
Don’t wear hats while you dance
Fold Into Yourself
Who Are You?
NO Rest for the weary
Hot Tub In The Rain
You Look Like Pants
No Space In MY brain
Made For Another life
Our Weird Garden
Just Three Strings
How To Get What You Want
All Kinds of Animals Looking iN My soul
Crazy Thoughts
Open The Door
I keep writing It Down
I Don’t Like Giving up
Big Big Stuff
If I Was Good At Math
I am Animal
You Are My Prime Directive
The Blue Whale
Sleep In A Bed
On The Other Side of This
You Can’t Force It
Losing Yourself In Time AnD Space
My Head’s In Heaven
Where I come from
I’m Feeling Funky
What Comes After
Who Wants TO Be Normal
The Better I Do The Worse I feel
I Don’t Know What I’m Doing
We Will Climb The Tower You Build
Taxi Take Me Home
Stop Looking At My Penis
Where Did You Come From
Math Is Bad At Me
Doors Never Opened
In The Corn Maze
Nobody Knows
So Be It See To It
I Roll Roll Roll
Another Way Home
You’re Gonna Be Just Fine
You’re Not Walking
Some Like It Cool
I can’t Take it
We Must Save Ourselves
I had a really Long Day
He Must Be Stopped
It’s Your Fault
Remember to Look up
We Will All Light Together
Don’t Tell Me To Get TO work
Towards Infinity
I’M still Here
Sometimes I Go Crazy
I’m Not sure I exist
Breathe It out
I don’t Know the city I’m in
Too small to see
I feel funny
On The spot
Only Human after all
I’m haunted
Start with Grief
It feels like no time
I feel tiny and gigantic
Getting older
Why ca’t I believe in myself
This is just like before
So Be It See To It
I Roll Roll Roll
Another Way Home
You’re Gonna Be Just Fine
You’re Not Walking
Some Like It Cool
I can’t Take it
We Must Save Ourselves
I had a really Long Day
He Must Be Stopped
It’s Your Fault
Remember to Look up
We Will All Light Together
Don’t Tell Me To Get TO work
Towards Infinity
I’M still Here
Sometimes I Go Crazy
I’m Not sure I exist
Breathe It out
I don’t Know the city I’m in
Too small to see
I feel funny
On The spot
Only Human after all
I’m haunted
Start with Grief
It feels like no time
I feel tiny and gigantic
Getting older
Why ca’t I believe in myself
This is just like before"
Do you see me?,"I’m sitting right here
Do you hear me?
I’ve been here all along
You can’t ignore me
You can’t destroy me
You can’t distill me
Cause I’m already here
I’m already here
I’m not going anywhere
You’re stuck with me
I’m sitting right here
Do you see me?
You can’t contain me
You can’t control me
You can’t break me
Cause I’m already here
I’m already here
I was here before
And I’ll be here forever
Each moment in time
Is my best friend
You can’t surprise me
You can’t collapse me
I fill every moment
I’m already here
I’m already here
Do you see me?
I’m in front of your face
Do you hear me?
I’m singing your song
You can’t sharpen me
You can’t tell me
You can’t remove me
Cause I’m already here
I’m already here"
It’s a holiday in the Mann family,"The day a new Mario comes out
We’re gonna play til we can’t no more
Run and jump scream and shout
Gonna play play play play play play Mario Wonder
Gonna play play play play play play Mario Wonder
It’s a great day in the Mann family
The day of a new Mario release
Crush the Goomba, kick the Koopa
New power ups, it’s great big feast
Gonna play play play play play play Mario Wonder
Gonna play play play play play play Mario Wonder
It’s a holiday in the Mann family
When it’s time for new Mario game
Bowser’s up to no good again
Some things will never change
Gonna play play play play play play Mario Wonder
Gonna play play play play play play Mario Wonder"
When the sky is filled with drones,"And the juice of the dinosaur bones
Has all dried up and gone
What will you be doing?
When the sea rises high
And mosquitos suck you dry
When the bees all finally die
Tell me what will you be doing?
Who will you love?
Tell me who will you love?
When the fate of all mankind
Has been strangled from behind
By a pact that we all signed
What will you be doing?
When Monsanto owns your genes
And the robots own the means
Of production and the screens
Are all that we look through-ing
When all your fears come true
And they’re staring right at you
From the hatred that you spew
What will you be doing?
When the peasants all eat cake
And your heads upon a stake
Will you be good for goodness sake
What will you be doing?
When the hurricane hits the coast
And the zombies and the ghosts
Use our bodies as their hosts
What will you be doing?
When aliens decide
That we’ve finally done our time
And wipe us out alive
What will you be doing?"
Coach,"I got this song but it requires collaboration
Will you help me
Okay
When
I say
Coors you say
Coors
Coors
When
I say
Coors you look at your papers
Coors
Coors
All right let's drop the hook on them now
I can't do it
Coors means football
Means cold refreshing brews
When the mountains get cold they turn blue"
And they're dropping bombs in cereal and those,"bombs are kind of expensive they're dropping bombs
in cereal and those bombs are kind of
expensive those bombs are kind of expensive for
a dude who owes them 2000 For
a dude who owes them 2000 Stimulus
checks become the back burner with minimum weight
on the back burner Bombs
are kind of expensive for a dude For
a dude who owes him 2000 drop in
bombs in cereal and those bombs are kind
of expensive They're
dropping bombs in cereal and those bombs are
kind of expensive those bombs are kind of
expensive for a dude who owes him 2000
do"
Chase me up the staircase,"I’m going, I’m going no place fast
You’re a pain in the ass
Give me just a second
To make myself more pleasant to you
Fuddy duddy magoo
And when we come to
There’s a devil on my chest
Explaining how light works to the best
Of his abilities but he’s not
Very good at it
Sometimes it’s a particle
Sometimes a wave, it’s kinda hard to describe
You’ve got that look in your eye
Like I’ve killed your dog
Or maybe licked the totality of all your food
Or bled upon your bruise
But when we come to
There’s an angel on my chest
Explaining what the purpose of this is
But her voice is like a thunder clap
And something inside me snaps
And now I’m gone"
We had a party,"We built a fort
We built a fort and had a party, it was fun
We didn’t sleep
I’m really tired
So I think I’m done"
I'm just a puppet wishing for world peace,"Got my string tang tangled All
I see is defeat. My
money's in the system and the system's causing
pain. Meanwhile
Caitlyn Jenner's
slinging shit coins. Connor.
Wanna try Luna?
But without the mistakes. You
got to fund the magic. Damn,
you mean it ran out of steam? Politicians
go to Israel
to autograph the missiles Kill
children It's
the world dying cause we're so crying Leave
those kids along Free
Palestine Sweating
in my jacket I'm
a cooked couch potato and that's how I
knew my potato was cooked. We're
all gonna make it but we can't even
call it Twitter
now. Fuck
you, Elon.
The mane of my existence it's been a
while. We're
never gonna last. What
am I doing here? Are
we so worthy yet? Hare
Krishna, Hare
Rama Hare
Krishna A
politician go to Israel
to autograph the listeners that kill children Cause
the world dying Is
my soul crying Leave
those kids along Free
Palestine Looking
for a gold digger Boobs
that are bigger than big beehive Dumb
as a rock but brain given vibes Looking
for a man in finance just fun 65
blue eyes finals trust fund looking for a
mind in AI
algorithms reaching the sky AI
algorithms yo. I'm
looking for the promised freedom money without banks
the digital gold Looking
for a gold I need to trademark song
for the freedom fighters do Emby
sends her love from the moon crypto rose
up Captain
McDowell Gary
Berry banana Nana
Faux Fairy
Remember reminisce of wag me in order for
non violence to work, your opponent must have
a conscience. Our
politicians go to Israel
to autograph the missiles that kill children Is
the world dying? Is
my soul crying? Leave
those kids alone. Politicians
go to Israel
to heart the missiles that kill children if
we won't die crying Leave
those kids alone"
Goodbye Grumpy Cat,"Goodbye Tardar sauce
We’re all just toiling away
Being grumpy workers
You’re the grumpy boss
Goodbye Grumpy Cat
There’s lots to be Grumpy bout
Little kids in cages
And literal nazis marching around
Oh oh oh
Looking at you, so so cute
b
We need that cute if we’re gonna get through it all
Goodbye Grumpy cat
You went on Anderson Live
Anderson Cooper’s short lived talk show
I went on too so we had that in common
Goodbye Grumpy cat
We’re all feeling Grumpy these days
The planet’s on fire and meanwhile
They’re busy taking our rights away"
Turn on a dime,"quarter of nickel
Everybody's feelings are a little difficult
I took a ride on a magic carpet
I lost a dollar in the
La
Brea tarp
Oh oh yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah yeah
Yawn in the void and the void yawns back
Beat all of your friends
Tetris attack
Euclidean geometry leads me down all different roads
Straight out of town
I said
O yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah yeah
I got a nickel and
I used my dime
To call the future
On payphone time
I made words forming my mouth
They didn't know what
I was talking about
O yeah yeah yeah
Oh lo"
Keep me in mind when your scanning the headlines,"There’s a prism in the cords that connect all of us
It’s laying the foundation of a brand new multination
Full of opportunity and growth
And the one thing that I know is that children always grow
And everything will change from one day to the next
The bottom of a well is as good a place as any
To throw a dime quarter dollar nickel or a penny
So wrap up all your dreams in the sockets and the seams
That hold it all together precarious and scared
Cuz someday very soon we’ll be living on the moon
Two to a room and we won’t chose these pairs"
Esperanza Spalding?,"WHO THE
$%#^ Grammys
have something agains famous people Who
in the hell were those suburbs ppl that
won album of the year? omg really i'm
pissed what is an arcade fire and why
are people excited for it? arcade fire is
an indie rock band based in montreal i
think you'd really like them if you give
them a chance they are indie but by
no means small they've sold out madison square
garden they been number 1 on the charts
before you let your heart harden let a
little of them into your heart remember this?
i bet when you saw that trailer you
went online to look it up now you
know who they are arcade fire they're pretty
damn big stars"
Karl and Groucho Marx,"In their childhood bedroom
Eating ripe peaches
Over the sink
An astronaut elf
Who’s afraid of heights
Making his breakfast
Out of stars that blink
Cuomo and de Blasio
Riding the bus
Fighting about fixing
The MTA
Weird al yankovic
Parodied me
When he started to write
song day
That dude at Google
What a fool though
May he feel our wrath upon him
Siri, Alexa, OK Google and Cortana
May they all gang up on him
And I’m related
To all the Marx’s
Cuomo and de Blasio
Are distant cousins
Weird Al
Is a kindred spirit
Even that google dude
Is in there somewhere
Closure"
If I had more strings,"If I could stay in tune
When the bluebird sings
At the bumblebee moon
If I had more time
Bottled up or tap
tail that wagged
Or wings that flapped
Then I would be magnificently
Undeterred
If I had clean clothes
If I knew Forest Gump
When the bombs are falling
In the name of Trump
If the trail that led
Me to right here
Was lit by pagans
With masks of fear
Then I would be magnificently
Undeterred
If the weather was wild
If my voice got stuck
When the oxygen comes
By delivery truck
If the science is broken
By getting too close
To the truth of it all
Wrinkled and gross"
2018 wide open,"Big dreams, were building
Whole team, is focused
But something was broken
We lost all our hope and
We ditched it in Taiwan
too many mistakes
Slowly we moved on
And down by the lake with
The beacons and chains
And oh Canada
Where all of this was born, oh Canada
Rustic cottages were our home and oh
We tooka the chain and we turned it
We took all the fees and we burned it
Hey Buterin I think we earned it
Panda bear has been turned on
And she’s singing the merge song
Carbon footprint is all gone
We’re singing the merge song
Cacophony of choices
Had to be ruthless
So deafening were the voices
That said that the panda
Had no leg to stand on
We did our very best
Amphora down in Greece
Buried under stress
Out on the beach
And debating the pieces and
Oh, we carried on
Though the road was long, we carried on
And the voices never stopped and oh
They said it would never be coming
But they didn’t see the debugging
And pandas are not known for running
Ohhhh"
I wish I felt like this,"But this is how I feel
I got a fever
The cat is meowing
I got a fever
And now I’m gonna be sleeping"
I didn’t really know what I was gonna,"do until I did it Didn’t
really know what I was gonna say until
I said it Didn’t
really go where I was gonna go until
I went Didn’t
really know what I was gonna mean until
I meant Paper
feelings drift and crumble And
all the weight of each day brings Just
another folly, fumble The
caged canary’s free to sing I didn’t really
know who I was until I wasn’t I
didn’t really know entire truths until it hit
me I didn’t really know the burning ache
until I felt it I didn’t really feel
the pain of love until it melted Paper
feelings drift and crumble And
all the weight of each day brings Just
another folly, fumble The
caged canary’s free to sing I know I
didn’t really guess the answer ‘ til I
knew it I know I didn’t really break
the chain ‘til it broke I know I
didn’t really hold a hand ‘til I held
it I know I didn’t really cut the
tree until I felled it Paper
feelings drift and crumble And
all the weight of each day brings Different
kind of folly, fumble The
caged canary’s free to sing I didn’t really
damn the consequences til they stuck in I
didn’t really write this song until it came
I didn’t really write the face of conscious
til it hurt I didn’t really taste the
mud upon my face Until
I was lying in the dirt Paper
feelings drift and crumble And
all the weight of each day brings Just
another folly, fumble So
caged canary’s free to sing Oooh
ooh ooh. Umm.
Amen."
Sirens in the distance Please,"stay away I need a haircut I'm
tired of looking at my face oh it's
time to call your mother it's time to
write another song it's time to make another
plan for when things go wrong Sort
of club"
I left it in the hallway on the,"second floor beneath the model of a dragon’s
wing Loot
doot doo doo doot doo Loot
doot doo doot doo Loot
doot doo doo doot doo Loot
doodan doo doot doo Walking
weird with a perfect beard I’m
a purebred and a mutt She
makes me sweat like Boba
Fett flying back to Jabba’s
hut Loot
doot doo doo doot doo Loot
doot doo doot doo Loot
doot doo doo doot doo Loot
doodan doo doot doo Park
the van by the alley tin can in
the order of the Phoenix
flat Who
told you that the riders in the dawn
were gonna startle me and look like that
Loot doot doo doo doot doo Loot
doot doo doot doo Loot
doot doo doo doot doo Loot
doodan doo doot doo"
Off you go,"Now you know
All that you will learn
Do your best
Along the trail
As the world burns
Nothing more
Than a pixel door
For you to open up
The wind’ll blow
And off you go
You have had enough
You have
You have had
You have had enough
Bang your skull
With alcohol
And you’re going nuts
You have
You have had
You have had enough
Love yourself
You might need help
When the road is rough
Another tree
In the garden
Another friend to slay
Another gate
To get to heaven
Is there another way
Misdirection
So many questions
Demanding all your blood
Pull up a chair
And simply declare
That you have had enough"
Something like 250 years ago,"While bathing in the blood of a million slaves
They patted themselves on the back and said,
“Well done, we’re free from tyranny.”
And a lot of honorable people
Fought and died to make this place better
Now the idealogical descendants
Of those slaveholders are like “wait!
We want tyranny after all.”"
There's a whole lot of pain in the,"world and anything you can do to make
it less you should this is beauty ID
number 8830293 She's
currently on death row in New
York City
This is Texos
ID number 8832986 Animal
Care and Control
Brooklyn New
York There's
a whole lot of love in the world
and anything you can do to make it
more you should There's
a whole lot of love in the world
and anything you can do to make it
more you should this is Ricky
ID number 8832377 Animal
Care Control
Brooklyn New
York Somebody
needs your help Somebody
needs your help Somebody
somewhere needs you Somebody
needs your help Somebody
needs your help make it last Somebody
needs your help but there's a whole lot
of lies where neither anything but it needs
you to make a lies where do you
should somebody bears your whole lives Somebody
somewhere needs your nice Anybody
needs your couch to make your body somewhere
needs you should somebody needs your help"
Well you know it’s unnatural,"To put a price on your art
It’s just cause we live
Cut off and apart
You don’t know who I am
I don’t know who you are
You might not care
It all comes from my heart
L O O R
Floor songs
10000 years ago
Pigment on rock
Bang on some gourds
Nothing to hock
But to live in this world
Everything needs a price
It’s hard not to imagine
That we lost paradise
L O O R
Floor songs
Got all these degens
That are going down bad
They spent some money
That they shouldn’t have
They’re pushing the floor price
Lower than low
We don’t know each other
That’s just how it goes"
The infinite has power,"Over the finite
Every outcome’s possible
On a long enough timeline
But the finite can hold us
Cocooned in the present
They say that death’s a gift
Bestowed through wisdom
I don’t remember before I was born
And I won’t remember after I’m dead
But the road before me is so well worn
There’s no point in skipping ahead
But nonetheless, I try my best to live
R"
Do you got moxie?,"How does your garden grow?
Do you do it for free?
Where do your value flow?
It’s frictionless
It’s moxie
Yeah to do it like this
That takes some chutzpah
Do you got moxie?
Coming down like a waterfall?
Are you stuck in the garden?
Or sailing on the protocol
M O X I E
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Do you got moxie?
Or are you so careful?
Can you walk 1000 miles
In the land of purple?"
Fascism in america,"It’s been fascist from the start
From the bottom of my heart
I want to blow it all to hell
And find another wishing well"
54. In,"the Court's
view, the facts and circumstances mentioned above are
sufficient to conclude that at least some of
the rights claimed by South
Africa and for which it is seeking protection
are plausible . This
is the case with respect to the right
of the Palestinians
in Gaza
to be protected from acts of genocide and
related prohibited acts identified in Article
I I I,
and the right of South
Africa to seek Israel's
compliance with the latter's obligations under the Convention."
Why can't we see into the future Is,"it because it isn't there Why
can't we remember the future Why
doesn't it just grow like hair We
remember the past but the Future
is dark 24 million people dying have we
missed the mark Will
we ever go out to the stars or
are we confined to dust and earth Will
there ever be flying cars Whatever
doesn't kill you still can hurt we remember
the past but the Future
is dark 24 million people dying have we
missed the mark"
"I'm an anxious shambling mound, I'm","always in a state of dread. I'm
afraid of everything, I can't even leave my
bed. One
day, I had an idea, I would write
a book, A
book about my fears, And
my hopes, and my dreams. I started writing,
And I couldn't stop. I wrote about my
anxiety, And
my depression, And
my loneliness. I wrote about my hopes, And
my dreams, And
my aspirations. I wrote about everything I was
feeling. I wrote and wrote and wrote, Until
I had a book. I self-published it, And
to my surprise, It
became a bestseller! I couldn't believe it. My
book was a success! I was so happy,
I could have cried. I'm
still an anxious shambling mound, But
now I know that I can do anything.
I can overcome my fears, And
I can achieve my dreams. I'm
an anxious shambling mound who wrote a bestseller
book! I'm
an inspiration to everyone who knows me, And
I'm proof that anything is possible if you
set your mind to it."
I’m jet lagged,"In Germany
I’m tired
It’s time to sleep
Everybody’s so far away
I can’t read the signs
Or know how to say
Anything in German
I always forget
How it can disorient
When every thing around you is
Inscrutable languages
Everybody’s so far away
I can’t read the signs
Or know how to say
Anything in German
Tomorrow I sing on a stage
Will they even know what I’m saying
I wish that babel didn’t fall
Cuz english is all i’ve got that’s all"
She says she beat Kathy at badminton,"But Kathy says she that didn't
Kathy says that Kathy is
better softball player too
They're always one upping each other
She's turning 42
She'll give you the shirt right off her back
She's the most generous and that's a fact
Substance abuse counselor, helping people every day
Watching WWE and the New York Yankees
This song
This song's from Christy's girl
She's loved by Isaiah and Kory
Kathy, Kash, Loomis and Lacy
Her and Kathy have been together
For 8 wonderful years
She loves frogs all the frogs with a love that is sincere
Kathy's team is the Green Bay Packers
Christy's hands are dickpickers
The tattoo on Kathy's back
And her family just wants to say
That they love her very much
And happy birthday"
Wake up in the morning and I wordle,"Guessing with my son and we cuddle
1 guess 2 guess 3 guess 4 guess 5
6 guess get it, barely alive
Wake up in the morning and I wordle
Rainy backyard is a puddle
Green and yellow and grey and green
I don’t know what this word means"
Donald Trump,"Only says the election’s rigged
When he losing
When he losing
Crying like a baby
Squealing like a baby pig
Cause he’s losing
Cause he’s losing
And I hope he loses
And I hope he loses
And I hope he loses
big
He’s a loser
losey losey loser
broke loser
no money loser"
We’re given our marching orders,"The moment that we’re born
We sit inside the windy
Slipped inside the storm
Torn up by the empty
Egregiously undone
Listen to the cannon’s fire
The throbbing of the drums
The moment overtakes you
Singing rocks and mud
Broken in the valley
Clouds of flying blood
The pistol has been fired
The penny has been laid
And we are given over
To the tune of death’s parade
Muscles in the meadow
Pop like birthing suns
The daylight crashes hard
One hundred trillion tons
We’re given our marching orders
Before we even speak
We’re left to sing the sandy
Song of glassy opal beach"
The world,"The world is a lonely place
We got the tones to help you face
The day before you, don’t refuse it
Home grown tones
Hand crafted music
Made with love
And harmony
Come down and see
At the corner of King Hill Road
And Old Subsonic Street"
Miss Fit,"Duck, I love you Teach
me how to fly Help
me look for something That
is very hard to find It's
hard to find Really
hard to find Oh,
you just keep quacking I've
got a song to sing Someday
those cookies you want They're
gonna fall down like rain I don't wanna
be Anyone
but me Miss
Fit's in Rita
Duck You
can be the queen High
up in your duck castle That
overlooks the sea of blue and green To
see a blue and green Servants
bring you cookies Always
freshly baked I'll
sing my songs for you When
you get a tummy ache I don't wanna
be Anyone
but me"
I'm sorry I said I love you,"You have a boyfriend
I didn't know
Can we go back to the way things were
When we wrote letters
Will you be my friend again
Be my, be my friend again 
Be my, be my friend again 
Be my, be my friend again         
Won't you be my friend
I'm coming all the way to Turkey
Just to see you
But I don't expect
Anything to happen I just wanna be your friend
I care for you
I really do
You were my sister
In the exchange
And I like you
Because you're awesome
I'm just 15
I don't know what I'm doing
Please forgive me
And be my friend"
Sa,"Sometimes
I wonder why
I even try
I'm out of bombs"
"Don’t kill the circus in my head, my skull","Let my garden grow
The beat’s on fire and my heart is full
And I’ve been so long alone
And if this makes you feel like dancing then I
Could only shout out in delight
Cuz if you feel the snap and you feel the pull
Then we’re in the big top tonight
Dance with both eyes open
Hold the beat so close
Dance with both eyes open
Like you’ll never let it go
How many angels
Will dance, will dance
How many pigs with wings
Will it take for you to come back home to me
With the bitterness that winter brings
How many guns with silver bullets
How many dead kings
Will it take for you to come back home to me
With the bitterness that winter brings
How many
How long’s it gonna take
How many
I’m giving you to day break
How many submarines must crash
When they hear you sing
When will you come back home to me
With the bitterness that winter brings
How many fires will burn, will burn
Snuffed out by the spring
When will you come back home to me
With the bitterness that winter brings"
Take away everything you are,"Leaving only what you feel
What’s left of you?
Is it only what you do?
Cuz everything you hold
On to so tight
Will one day leave you here
All of it will spread two wings and take flight
And I know it’s hard to let go
We’re not made to handle change
When it comes suddenly with no
Slowly building up to rearrange
when you see yourself
as you really are
you may not recognize
the face of god
you’ll look down at your hands
and you’ll start to build
a tower to the sky
so we all can climb it
Look around, the air vibrates
Anything you can dream you can make
Everybody moves
According to their own internal rules
All your senses lie
Your nose your mouth your ears your skin and eyes
But when you’re done
Shedding your skin the truth will come"
To you they might not matter at all,"To you they might be trivial
To you they might be bleeps and bloops
But inside those sounds I can hear every single song
And I call you up and you ask your mom
Can you spend the night
I rented a new game and it’s on
We got pizza yeah that’s right
I got a feeling
I got a feeling
That tonight we’re gonna come out on top
Mother Brain
Better watch her back
Cuz the two of us can’t be stopped
I got a feeling
I got a feeling
That tonight we’re gonna come out on top
Bowser
Better watch his back
That axe is gonna drop
If you didn’t lie awake at night
Obsessing over raccoon tails
If you didn’t find a secret door
That led to a world full of ice and whales
Then the sounds may just be electric glitch
Sharp and painfully bright
The kind of thing an old modem would spit
Not the soundtrack to your life"
This is today’s song,"It’s a lot like yesterday’s song
lot like the day before that
They all mash together
Who writes a song a day?
(You write a song a day)
Who writes a song a day?
(You write a song a day)
This is today’s song
We’ll all forget it tomorrow
Someone will like it
And maybe they will favorite it on Youtube
Who writes a song a day?
(You write a song a day)
Who writes a song a day?
(You write a song a day)
Even when the song is stupid
You should write it anyway
Even when something you do seems stupid
You should do it anyway
Who writes a song a day?
(You write a song a day)
Who writes a song a day?
(You write a song a day)"
42,"42
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Sam you can do it,"You can do it
Sam
I believe in you
Yes
I believe in you
You know 3000 miles away
So
I just wanna say
Sam you can do it
You can do it
Sam
Sam
Sam you can do it
You can do it
Sam
Sam you can do it
I know you can do it
Sam
Sam you can do it
You can do it sound
Sam you can do it
You can do it sound
You can do it sound close"
"Hey, you found a boat","For us to go out in the ocean deep
Where an endless storm is raging
In waters ever changing
We huddle there together
to keep each other safe
Safe, you'll keep me safe
I'll keep you safe
You'll keep me safe
I'll keep you safe
Hey, you found a boat
And just in time because the flood is rising up
And there is no controlling
When the water starts to rolling
But this boat is made for holdingdx
And we'll keep each other safe
And the shaking of the earth is overwhelming
And the spinning of the sky makes us dizzy
And the gods demand a symbol in sign language
But we ignore cause our hands are busy
Hey, you found a boat
Sturdy and just big enough for two
And when the sun breaks through the clouds
We holler and we shout
signal to the world that
We are feeling safe"
"pandemic, coronavirus, quarantine, corona, epidemic, draconian, lockdown, novel,","martial law, xenophobia, apocalypse,
Fuck this shit
Goddamn it
What the fuck is going on"
Abandoned Storefronts,"With hand painted signs
Empty and sprawling
space lost to time
Wild meadows
With no human touch
I love to stand there
But it just hurts me so much
Beautiful paintings
Like Cezanne or Dali
Endless landscapes
There's a voice that's calling;
Follow me
High priced hotel rooms
With nice bathroom tile
beautiful view
Of the sea and the sky
Towns that sprang up
Along once gleaming highways
Now old Waffle houses
In states of decay
I can't explain it
The feeling I get
It comes rushing in towards me
And rests in my gut"
you think that it''s over but you find out that it's under,"and you think that's it's changing but it's really the same
a hundred blind birds flying south for the winter
taking turns at the helm it's infinity game
it's an infinity game
made of sun wind and rain
where everyone calls you
by your given name
you think that you've lost it but you've really just found it
and you think that it's difficult but really it's plain
a rock and a tree and a lake and an eagle
waking up simple it's infinity game
you're sure that you've learned it but you don't know from where
and you're sure that the bubble you've made will contain
the big elephant who is all angry and charging
for the one true pleasure that is infinity game"
Billionaires are bad,"Evil and cruel
Exist for one purpose
And that’s money ooo ooo
They might like dogs
Or love their kids
But they’re evil incarnate
That’s just how it is
No one person
Needs that much
When others are starving
And dying and such
You can’t earn
That much loot
You can only exploit
To pack that much fruit
Billionaires are bad
They’d kill you and then
Piss on your grave
If there were profit to win
They’ve lost their light
They hold on tight
For money they’ve stolen
They fight fight fight
The next fifty years
Are a battle between
Those without
and those with means
billions so big
You can barely conceive
And they’ve earned it they say
They want you to believe"
We’re all full of rock n’ roll distress,"Tell him: you gotta write the music press
I don’t wanna think about this song getting
lots of blog play I just wanna write
one everyday But
instead I’m
sitting here writing bloggers about my band I
don’t want to write another email ever again
I’m not a typewriting robot: I am a
man What
do I have to do to get you
to write about my band? Would
you write about me if David
Bowie guest vocaled live at CMJ?
Would you write about me if Pitchfork
gave me a 9.8? Would
you write about me if the Gallagher
brothers called me a dork? Would
you write about me if I was from
Williamsburg, NY
Good people of the music press It
is to you that this song is addressed
Could you help make-a-me a success? Could
you help me, could you help me? Ladies
and Gentlemen
of the music press: I like that you
keep me so warm at night Because
you help me figure what records I need
to buy And
when I’m
lonely on a Friday
night I just hold the music press extra
tight And
it helps me figure out What
concerts gonna make me feel alright But
lately I’ve
been thinking: why don’t you write a little
about Jonathan
Mann? Because
the more I think about it: Fleet
Foxes, they’re still the same band Grizzly
Bear, they’re still the same band The
Arcade Fire,
they’re still the same band Vampires
on the Weekend,
they’re still the same band The
Vivian Girls,
oh my gosh… THE
BEATLES!! Good
people of the music press It
is to you that this song is addressed
Could you help make-a-me a success? Could
you help me, could you help me? Good
people of the music press It
is to you that this song is addressed
Could you help make-a-me a success? Could
you help me, could you help me? Could
you help me, could you help me? Could
you help me, could you help me now?"
If the network ain’t secure,"Your gains won’t even matter at all
Pacman is just 24
But Paradigm should know better
Why tho?
Why’d you have to use Lido?
That shit’s not all right, no
COME ON
If you pyramid scheme
Then you should at least
Make your own LST
Cuz it’s the right thing to do
Is it that you simply don’t care
The health of the network is of no concern to you
Or maybe you were just unaware
Either way, can you please do better?
Half a billion dollars sit
Earning points in a honeypot so sweet
Locked up in a simple multisig
We know how this ends
We’ve seen this episode before"
"Happy birthday, Shaista Vally","Happy birthday, Shaista Vally
Oooooh
Your sense of humor may be crass
But you make me smile and you make me laugh
People think you’re Indian or maybe Pakistani
But you’re from down in the OC
Via South Africa and I decree
That today’s a great day in history
Cuz 24 years ago you were born
So Shaista Vally, it’s your birthday
Shaista Vally, it’s your birthday
Happy birthday, Shaista Vally
Happy birthday, Shaista Vally
Ooooooh
You know about science like biology
You work in a bar but anyone can see
That pretty soon you’ll be the queen
Queen of the world
And you want to be an optometrist
But you’re also already an amazing artist
Making lots of little bacterial things and painting a lot
It’s all really awesome
So Shaista Vally, it’s your birthday
Shaista Vally, it’s your birthday
Happy birthday, Shaista Vally
Happy birthday, Shaista Vally
Ooooh
???
You’re way into my heart
I am truly awed
And I hate it when we part
Your insole stir up my guts
And you won’t stop ???
On the coldest day of the year
I wanted you near
I wanted you here
So Shaista Vally, it’s your birthday
Shaista Vally, it’s your birthday
Happy birthday, Shaista Vally
Happy birthday, Shaista Vally
Ooooh"
It’s the end of summer,"All the kids are crying
The planet is getting hotter
And the presidents lying
Here’s a long flow chart
That supposedly depicts the permitting process
Also antifa is the same as nazis
Both sides are bad, they both caused this
Infrastructure
Infrastructure
Never mind fuck it
Nazis are the same as leftists
I’m using a word made up by centrists
Helluva job
You made up a phrase
To describe people you mostly agree with
Just because they voted
For an old jew who was defeated
And now the mad king
Is using your your phrase, in case you missed it
You’ve aligned yourself with him
Good job on your resistance"
You can keep your money in a box bank,"Never knowing where your money’s going
Or you can keep your money safe with OneCal
Knowing that your money’s going towards
wealth of opportunity
healthier community
Sustainable financial system
On the local level and beyond
OneCaliforniaBank x7
One
Ohhh, ohhh, you deserve a bank like this!"
Most of the galaxies,"We look at longingly
Are moving away tonight
Faster than the speed of light
Tucked in the fabric of space
Always moving away
Come what may, come what might
They’re off limits to you and I
Faster than the speed of light
And oh, we are here arguing
Fighting, dying and killing
When they are galaxies
We’ll never see
And oh, tuck me in that
Fabric of spacetime
And let me go faster than the speed of light
I can’t stand to let them go
Maybe the galaxies
Where I want to be
Are actually inside of me
Faster than the light of speed
And if I just return
To place where I was born
Blowing on the galactic horn
Standing in the silent night
Faster the speed of light
And oh, we are here arguing
Fighting, dying and killing
When they are galaxies
In you and me
And oh, tuck me into that
Fabric of spacetime
And let me go faster than the speed of light
So I can let them all go"
"Coco you’re a tall, handsome Irishman","Do you ever get sick of the attention?
Do you ever think about revenge
On those that have done you wrong?
Coco, Coco
Conan O’Brien, oh
Coco, Coco
Conan O’Brien, oh
Will you bring back Jonathan Richman
As the musical guest
He is my favorite man
I guess that’s it for my questions
I don’t want this song to be too long
Coco, Coco
Conan O’Brien, oh
Coco, Coco
Conan O’Brien, oh
One more thing
I went to school with Nell"
"Good song, ","bad song, 
good drawing hmmm, 
bad drawing hmmm"
When we all laid down our eggs and,"made our many journeys do we all lay
down our heads and rest on penguin gurneys
No We
set up the PA
System Plugging
our penguin IP
for when the penguin work is done we
break the shackles of penguin dumb we're penguins
having a party I said we're penguins we're
having a party Hop
on in the water's great don't be shy
don't be late we make birds but we
can't fly down the slope we slip and
slide I'm
gonna dance with Sally
and Jane
I'm gonna dance to the golden state I'm
gonna dance to the rhythm of the storm
we'll dance to the global warming Penguins
we're having a party I said we're penguins
we're having a party Penguin
party Penguin
party Penguin
party Penguin
party Penguin
party Penguin
party Penguin
party Penguin
party Penguin
party Penguin
party Penguin
party Penguin
party Penguin
party Penguin
party Penguin
party I said penguin Penguin
party Penguin
party Penguin
party we're having a party Party"
Penelope Trunk,"Penelope Trunk
You tore me down I guess that's what
my girlfriend Hired
you to do but now I'm
out of control I'm
freaking out And
it's all your fault Penelope
Trunk Go
Penelope Trunk
I was getting upset On
the phone but you couldn't tell Cause
you have Asperger's
You said we couldn't live in New
York City
And have babies You
said that what I've
been doing For
the last five years is just a hobby
Openelope Trunk
You said my website was drunk And
that the money that I spent on it
was stupid You
questioned everything I do You
said my world all skewed Now
my sense in myself Is
all but ruined Openelope
Penelope Trunk
My battleship sunk I guess I'll
have to go and build a new one
now An
hour on the phone To
destroy my world You
really know what you are doing right now
I was on the verge of tears On
the phone but you couldn't tell Cause
you have Asperger's
You and I hate you for what you
have done to me Me
I'm standing here singing So
don't leave me hanging Penelope
Openelope Trunk
I felt my confidence go clunk As
you told me all the things that I
agreed with If
only I thought that you were wrong I
wouldn't have to write this song And
deal with all the scary shit that I
have to be with Openelope
Openelope Penelope
Openelope Trunk"
"Inauguration Day, my heart is made out of clay","It’s like the ??? melt away in history
I got as much as I could get
Through all of the cold and sweat
The secret that was too well kept
Leaves on the trees
No reason to be alive
It’s bigger than just asking why
And I’ve come to realize what comes naturally
What comes will come
No excuses for playing dumb
Laying down and feeling numb
Reason of degree
And I see stars, I see stars in the sky
I see stars, stars in our eyes
And I see stars, stars in the sky
And I see stars, stars in our eyes
Stars in our eyes, stars in our eyes"
Call me up when you have a chance,"I'd like to show you something
It's toxic well a brand new dance
That we built out of nothing
I was put on this earth
To keep my body moving
And when moving hurts
Then I don't know what I'm doing
I try to push my life along
little at a time
Sometimes think I’m doing it wrong
With every last thing I’m trying
Go to Greece and ride a bus
To walk around the ruins
Stand atop the Acropolis
And don’t know what I’m doing
I try to bridge the gap
Between my thought and action
The more I struggle, my power’s sapped
Cuz I don’t want satisfaction
If there was a prize for “Almost There”
I know I’d be a shoe-in
But I stay the course because I’m scared
And I don’t know what I’m doing"
I’ve been collecting bones,"And rusty swords
Together with quartz
And baby dinosaurs
I’m gonna build an ark
So I’ll survive
The flying boats
On the rising tide
Will you come with me
On my deathbed ferry
Across the open ocean
I’m sure that we’ll find something
You can bring your hamsters
And your goldfish too
I’ll carry my little dog
And bring a kangaroo
Different kinds of moss
Line the bedroom floor
Ferns and deciduous trees
Rise up to the nighttime roar
Once we arrive
At our destination
new plane of existence
Bearing no relation
To the world we knew
All that is gone
We’ve got each other
In the great beyond"
I said I'm,"gonna provide I hope it doesn't take too
long I and it's really apartheid I said
you gotta do alright I said don't want
no religious fundamentalism in my life with anybody
else's for that matter I say what you
doing What
you gonna do When
all infection is good for you you won't
have nothing left but you miss And
your heart I hope it doesn't come too
san"
Maybell and Jeremy,"They put their space helmets on Many
months of training They're
all about to pay off They
are feeling excited Proud
to be representing the kiddie race Maybell
and Jeremy
are going to space Fuel
gauge, check Banana,
double check Laser
pointer, oh, check Well,
and it's all systems done Kittens
in space, oh, kittens in space Yeah,
kittens in space, oh Kittens
in space, space, space, space We're
getting close to Mars
Send a message back to base One
small step for kittens One
tiny bucket of space Maybell
and Jeremy
Step out of their ship The
sun is just rising And
it's morning on Mars
They need a Martian
They say we come in peace We
the kitten race Maybell
and Jeremy
They love this place Catnip,
check Apples,
double check Hats,
oh, check Well,
and it's time to party down Kittens
in space, oh, kittens in space Yeah,
kittens in space, oh Kittens
in space, space, space, space We're
heading back to Earth
Send a message back to base One
small step for kittens One
tiny bucket of space Good
news, everybody. The
song you just heard is on an album.
It's called Animals
because it's 13 songs about animals. And
you can go to animals.cool I'm
not even kidding. Animals.cool
to buy this album called Animals,
that's all about animals. Now,
all of these songs came out of the
Song of the Day
process. If
you've been following me for a while, some
of the titles might look kind of familiar.
But thanks to Cornucopia,
a bevy of amazingly talented people, the songs
sound a gajillion times better than they did.
For the next 10 weeks, I'll
be releasing videos for the songs on the
album. Next
week's video is called The
Deer Licks
the Cat.
So to recap, it's a new album. It's
called Animals.
It's 13 songs and 11 videos. All
about animals. You
can go to animals.cool. That's
just typed right into your browser. Animals.cool.
And it'll take you to the website where
you can download the album from Bandcamp,
iTunes, Amazon,
Google Play,
whatever you want to do. Please
go listen to it. It's
also there on SoundCloud
for you to listen to. It's
Spotify. That's
all."
Where is it,"Where is it
It was here just a moment
Tell me where it went
I can't find it
You said something to me
But
I didn't know what you meant can't understand you where is it
There is where
I put it down just over there was only a moment ago
I looked up and down
I looked everywhere
But
I just don't know
I just don't know where is it
Where is it
It was something that
I knew when
I was a kid and now
I've lost it
Was it something that
I said
Was it something that
I
Is there one
I just toss it
I don't know anymore
I just don't know anymore anymore anymore where is it
That's it
Song of day number
Oh guess what
So this is song 3699
Good
God
Oh no
Did that not record
Did it not
Did it like run out of space
You have that
Well that's all right
That's good
Oh do
I have like
What is that audio and video from like that angle
Yeah no that's fine
I think
I want to sit in front of"
Storm clouds blocked the full moon,"And the seagulls were silent for once
Whip cracks in the distance
Hooded figures been preparing this for months
One by one they take their place
The only light a single cellular phone
One face out of the darknes
The Bloodletting of Brigadier Major Stone
Waves crash all around them
Like the promises they know they’ll never keep
Shots fired or was it thunder
Something is stirring in the deep
pillow made of jellyfish and a blanket out of kelp
Somebody mutters, “We’re not alone.”
Quickly silver needle
The Bloodletting of Brigadier Major Stone
Cold hands on the mirror
Whiskey is hanging in the air
Harsh light heavy buzzing
The surgeon was taken unaware
Test tubes like a rainbow
Each emitting a gentle tone
Bright eyes fade to blackness
The Bloodletting of Brigadier Major Stone"
someone's always proud and someone prejudicial,"you can rub on every lamp  but even single wish will
require so much talking and bodices on fire -
that you'll end up sulking and giving up entire
leading with your words will kill you in the end
you wrote so many that i don't like to read, jane austen.
someone's aways loud and i think it is official
that reading lady books makes a soft voice artificial
and somewhat out of place in this world of dog eat dog
will you keep yourself awake or nod off groggily
leading with your words will kill you in the end
you wrote so many that i don't like to read, jane austen."
The answer to bullying,"Is not more bullying
The answer to bullying
Is love
When you bully
The bully
You amplify
The bullyingness
The answer to bullying
Is love
man sees a woman acting like a jerk
On a plane on thanksgiving day
So he puts his jerk skills straight to work
And bullies the bully in a nasty way
The producer of the Bachelorette
So bravely faced down a woman on a plane
She was an asshole
So he was an asshole
And now there are two assholes where there was only one"
I don’t hate apes,"I just want them
to fund public goods
I don’t hate degens
But they could be
stewards of ethereum
If they only tried
So hey hey apes whatcha doing
Don’t you think that in addition
To gambling on those PFPs
You could fund public goods
Ape ape ape could O
Fund fund public goods O
I don’t hate apes
But they can be loud
And when they shout
They can crowd
Out the stuff
We care about"
my mom is a bit of a klutz,"especially when it comes to food
sometimes i think she should eat with a bib
crumbs and sauce and cheese fondue
this won't be the last time she stains
it happens every day
but she's a really cool woman, believe me
and so on behalf of her i'll now say"
It’s not just with you,"It’s on you
It’s not just with you
It’s in you, i mean on you
Kevin’s dog is ready to be picked up
He’s drawing a flower for his wife
Christy Turlington is running marathons for moms
Her Apple Watch with all day battery life
It’s not just with you
It’s on you
It’s not just with you
It’s in you, i mean on you
it’s not normal aluminum
No ordinary stainless steel
Watch the videos we produced
The look the finish the feel
Forged in the fire
Of the depths of Mt Doom
All bow down to Apple watch
The prettiest in the room
HBO Now is exclusive
Research Kit is saving lots of lives
Butterfly mechanism and that force touch
You can barely see the new macbook with your eyes
can you even see it?
i can’t even feel it!"
Did you see how they treated him Like,"he was less than dirt Coming
through the window do you think it hurt
No one saw it coming but everyone knew
the praise it happened once it happened twice
it happened twice that's what they say anyway
that's what they say that's what they say
anyway that's what they say do you see
how the birds change Fly
in midstream they were flying straight to the
moonlight and sun Kind
of dream and everybody shouted look out for
that big airplane but no one saw it
when no one called out my name oh
they called out my name that's what they
say that's what they say that's what they
say anyway that's what they say Time
is a circle time is a drag matter
is just a little thing Time
doesn't matter you're not a plastic bag But
I never knew anything did you see how
they put you back in your place they
know how to make you save face and
all of the green all of the red
and the yellow too Made
you feel like you were something you weren't
awoo You
were something you weren't Awoo
Ooh that's what they say that's what they
say that's what they say anyway that's what
they say that's what they say that's what
they say that's what they say anyway that's
what they say"
I was walking down the street and I found a coin,"It was an ancient long forgotten currency
It was used by magical narwals
That lived in the center of the sun
As soon as I touched it time became a point
And my atoms split into a thousand pieces
I was transported across space and time
To place the magical narwals called their home
Magical Narwals
Magical Narwals, oh oh
take my blues away
take my blues away
The magical narwals took me in
They gave me food and taught me how to love again
They showed me the secret of their magic
They gave me a home, a home of my own
But even with their hospitality
In my home I still felt so lonely
I loved the narwals and they loved me
But I missed having human company
You were looking up at the sky
On a bright clear winter day
Wondering if there was somebody out there for you
And I was looking back towards earth
Heart heavy in my chest
Wishing this beautiful sun was home for two
Meanwhile way back on earth You were walking down the street
and found the same ancient currency
You could have ignored but something drew you to it
And suddenly you were standing next to me
Darling I know the sun is not ideal
But what these narwals have to offer is for real
So let's stay here and raise a family
And learn the secrets of the universe"
They are small,"Some are orange
Some are brown
Some are blue
They are hungry
All the time
And they make
sound like bloop
Bloop bloop
They love Justin
Bloop bloop
They follow him across the tank
Bloop bloop
Sometimes they eat water bubbles
Bloop bloop
They rest in little terra cotta pots
Sometimes they fling themselves against the rocks
When they’re really hungry, they’re really hungry
Sometimes they startle each other and go flying everywhere
Like pinballs
Id"
Oh,"The teeth of winter
Come crashing down
All around me
I’m
Just a little bird
Made out of ice
And stuck to concrete
I took my wings from a beggar king
Stinking in his rags
I soared among
The nightly song
Of patriotic flags
Some come
Little children
Take me down
Into the pits
What
We shall find there
Is soft and glowing
So keep your wits
Eyes so large
They pierce the dark
Like a laser from a gun
Unfreeze me loose
So I may choose to dwell
Down here among
Rats, and cats and mole men
Feeding on
The earth’s warmth and heat
I
Could make a home here
Raise a family
life complete
But my dreams will sigh
Wide open sky
Before the darkness came
And so I’ll be tired
Only fire
Stationing by name
Ohhh
Teeth of winter
Come crashing down
And paying debts
You
Must fly away now
And take care now
To hedge your bets
It’s not too late
For a mind so great
To topple what’s been built
For what has been
To be washed of sin
Of hatred and of guilt
Da, da da da da
Doo da doo doo
Da da doooo"
When you’re looking for answers,"And you don’t find none
When you put on your big boy pants
And you’re looking for fun
When you’re going down fighting
When you’re heavier than air
When you’re looking for something
That’s already there
Somebody said you won’t need it in the end
I look into your face and i know it
I know it
When you’re looking for someone
Who gets you to the core
Of the earth before the earthquakes
Take over and and more
When you’re looking for someone
Who really understands math
And there’re taking you somewhere
You can’t identify the path
Somebody said that you would say that and I knew
You were taking the piss out of me
I was putting it right back inside of you
Oh
When you’re looking for answers
But you don’t like what you find
So you turn away
Suddenly blind
When you’re looking for people
But animals are all
That you can find around you now
You find yourself inside a snowfall
Green or yellow red or blue
I don’t care what you say
Don’t look at me that way
Mmm
Ba ba ba"
He wants to see the world burn,"Revenge is his only concern
He’s sure that now he’s above the law
And that’s why he must be stopped
He’s the hand behind the hand
But in truth he’s just a man
He’s just a man, like his boss
The likes of them never last
He will try to break our backs
When everything happens so fast
Imperial darkness full of fog
And that is why he must be stopped
There’s more of us than of them
The old white rich men
Even those that buy his sin
Belong with us, not with him
Don’t give up on any man
That’s given up himself
In solidarity we stand
Together is how we’ll make it out
Divided is what they want
So divided should be what we’re not
Even those that deal in hate
We can win them back, it’s not too late"
I've got no poison in my blood,"I got pockets full of pebbles
I keep one eye on the dark side
But my heart is with the rebels
I slept with girls I thought I liked
But I didn't know who they were
But I'm in the future now I'm fine
With my flux capacitor
They're shooting a scene on my street
Everyone's pretending
They shine lights and then call action
Don't they know the world's ending
I was in a movie once
It was a gigantic flop
I played myself but with a hat
And my buddy was a cop
Fold me up like a brain that's stacked
And I'll tell you your future right now
Tell me where you wanna go and I'll draw a map
I will get you there as weather does allow
Mother nature lingers on
Each weather pattern changing
She can't seem to make up her mind
5 year old finger painting
She doesn't care about me
I only half believe in her
And I'm living in the future now
With my flux capacitor
I want to give you what you want
I want to keep it from you too
I want to make you feel safe
And I want to torture you
I'm like David on the throne
I just do what I can
Sometimes I have bad dreams
When I'm like Abraham"
I got a sore throat,"I cleaned my studio
I went for a run
And now I’ve got shower
Parent teach conferences
That’s what today is
I’ve got to write this song
And leave in less than an hour
Oh won’t you sing with me
If you’re feeling all mushy
And you don’t know
Exactly what to do
Just take a moment now
And let it out
Let’s hum together
Just me and you"
The second mona lisa is real,"How does that make you feel?
It was painted sometime between 1410
And 1455
The second mona lisa is real
She’s smiling like what’s the deal?
She’s called the isle worth mona lisa
and she’s younger by a mile
she’s smiling like
hey man your painting me well
lets go grab a beer
she’s smiling like
she’s got a big secret to tell
that we’ll never hear
The second mona lisa is real
all the layers have been peeled
the carbon dating is in
and there is no doubt
The second mona lisa is real
Is there another last supper meal?
Come on leonardo
What’s it all about?
she’s smiling like
hey man your painting me well
lets go grab a beer
she’s smiling like
she’s got a big secret to tell
that we’ll never hear5"
I feel like my eyes look so tired,"All right, got my makeup on one two
three go I don't like spicy foods cause
it hurts my mouth I can't find much
to eat when I'm
a down south I would eat a pecan
pie from Georgia,
yeah But
only a fed will vegan and treat it
fair I don't like spicy foods cause it
hurts my mouth One
two three go That
was epic"
When all my plans laid best intentions fell,"apart this year I hid away the parts
of me I should have just made clear
I'm scared when change comes rumbling I'm
scared of being lost I need to say
what's on my mind No
matter what the cost I left me on
the highway stranded lonely with my thoughts Visions
of a dream i had with red and
polka dots And
you were there All
shining bright as bright as any star And
as I drifted back awake You
said I know just who you are The
symbols that I form with my mouth and
my stretching lungs Don't
convey the thoughts cause they are gone before
them come Can
I be like a a summer's night In
the so bitter cold Can
I say what is on my mind No
matter what unfolds When
all my plans laid best intentions fell apart
this year I hid away the parts of
me I should have just made clear I'm
scared when change comes rumbling I'm
scared of being lost I need to say
what's on my mind No
matter what the cost"
If,"I could be 20ft tall
I'd have to sleep in a sharp and more if
I could be 20ft high then
I would lie
Lie la la
Just like the boxer
My eyes are itchy
Lie la la la la
If
I could change the size of the man
Then
I might sleep in a sleeping plan
If
I could sleep where the fish is swell
Then
I might wind up straight in hell
A lie
L l l l if
I could keep this thing soon
I might play it until
June and if
I played in
August still my eyes would it should not save me well
I'd say"
"I said, “hey man, you’re not allowed to loiter”","He said, “okay, let me finish my lobster”
Then some dudes came in a helicopter
They slipped down ropes made of silk and lace
Spider Man masks were covering their faces
They saw the goiter, and they pointed a gun
They pulled the trigger and the goiter was gone
Disobey authority, Disobey authority,
Disobey authority, now
Disobey authority, Disobey authority,
Disobey authority, now
I wandered down the street made of cobble
And a life size woman with a head that bobbled
Offered to sell me a brand new tanker
I said no but I didn’t thank her
Her bobble head bobbled and fell off her shoulders
All of a sudden it got a little bit colder
I looked behind me and there they were
They pointed their gun at her
Disobey authority, Disobey authority,
Disobey authority, now
Disobey authority, Disobey authority,
Disobey authority, now
sign popped up so the way was clearer
I stepped through a fogged up mirror
I met a fellow wearing only pin stripes
He was handing out PVC pipes
I asked him what the pipes were for
He said that they were for the burgeoning war
I asked which war and he didn’t answer
He was struck down by a gun made of cancer
Disobey authority, Disobey authority,
Disobey authority, now
Disobey authority, Disobey authority,
Disobey authority, now
I left the mirror and saw a man with a headdress
He was eating fish off the palm of his mistress
I tried not to stare but it was just so indecent
The fish were endangered and the science was recent
From behind the door, I heard a knock and I opened
Two men stood there before me with rope
And they roped the man, and his mistress too
The four of them took off into the blue
Disobey authority, Disobey authority,
Disobey authority, now
Disobey authority, Disobey authority,
Disobey authority, now
I was feeling lonely so I walked a bit faster
I stepped into a dungeon with a slave and a master
The slave was a man that I recognized
The master was a woman who had bites on her thighs
There was a two-way mirror and I knew they were there
Cus the woman picked him up by his pubic hair
disembodied voice said “that’s enough”
The man died with words of love
Disobey authority, Disobey authority,
Disobey authority, now"
Tryina take a nap in the bedroom,"jackhammer hammer in the street
close my eyes but i'm wide awake, wide awake
the progress ress of industry
the truck says epa what that got to do
with digging through the concrete on weekend afternoon
tryina take a nap in the bedroom
and it's just not working very well
the city can be goodgoodgood
the city can be a mutha mutha
when you're trying to take a nap on a saturday
she'll jack you up like no other
oh well get up go write a song
6pm i've gotta move it right along
i was tryina to take a name in the bedroom
and now i'm gonna drink some tea"
"“Be kind, please rewind”, it was a simple","time and as a phase the lights come
down and the movie comes on the tests
were out, had the answers wrong but I’ll
take another dose and the world gets overexposed
hey my favorite girlfriend, cut the ground and
you’re holding my hand kiss you in the
hot tub, you let me do it cus
they double dared us but I’d
kiss you any day, don’t need a dare
I would kiss you anyway oh, I’d
kiss you anyway oh, I’d
kiss you anyway I don’t wanna turn back
time, it’s a medical procedure and all the
risk is In
your mind and the world around you turns
the miss Nostalgia
blast you’re living in the past Every
hit of the high’s a little less than
the last So
take another dose and the world gets overexposed
hey my favorite girlfriend, cut the ground and
you’re holding my hand kiss you in the
hot tub, you let me do it cus
they double dared us but I’d
kiss you any day, don’t need a dare
I would kiss you anyway oh, I’d
kiss you anyway oh, I’d
kiss you anyway I don’t wanna turn back
time, it’s not 1989 The
past is dead and gone, it’s time to
move on Hey
my sorta boyfriend, I cut the ground and
you’re holding my hand Kissed
me in the hot tub, I let you
do it cus they double dared us But
I didn’t want to kiss you, twenty years
later and I haven’t missed you No
no I haven’t missed you No
no I haven’t missed you No
no I haven’t missed you No
no I haven’t missed you"
Genesis Global,"Capital Is
the lending arm of Genesis
Global Trading
Genesis Global
Trading Is
subsidiary of Digital
Currency Group
Gemini offered people yields as high as 8%
They lent people’s money to Genesis
global capital Which
in turn lent that money out now it’s
gone That
money is gone If
you’re the Winklevoss
twins Or
even just anyone It’s
gone Justin
Sun said they wouldn’t have to cut Any
Huobi employees at all Lo
and behold they’re cutting 20% and the HT
token is going down Justin
Sun said it’s fine that Huobi’s
not insolvent On
the other Huobi
holds a ton of reserves In
the HT
token and my guess is the money is
gone That
money is gone If
you’re Justin
Sun Or
even just anyone It’s
gone Avraham
Eisenberg Has
been arrested Mutant
Ape Planet
NFT Has
been charged by the US
Attorney SongADAO
and I made 3 million dollars last year
in the big SAD
drop Now
that prices have fallen by 70% we owe
more taxes than we have Unless
by some miracle crypto pumps way ahead of
schedule then we’re kind of screwed All
that money is gone That
money is gone That
money is gone"
When Luna’s crashing all around us,"That’s when I’m thankful Jenny found us
We got apes and punks and drifter shoots
That carry us through the down bad blues
No we’re never giving up
We’re JennyDAO for life
We are always building up
Together we will rise
UST went to zero but NFTs don’t care
punk can be your PFP even if you’re working at McDonalds
So we’ll fly our inverted Jenny
Carpoolers everywhere
We love the art, with all our heart
It’s JennyDAO for life"
I watch you grow,"Little by little the things you know
Start to fill you up
And make you laugh
And make you cry
I watch you grow
Watch you running through the snow
Falling down
Getting cold
And getting warm
And I want to be a good dad to you
I just hope I know how to
I watch you grow
Bubbling on up from deep below
You make sense
And you remember
And you forget
I watch you grow
As you wish I try to make it so
I try to give you
What you want
And what you need
And I want to be a good dad to you
I just hope I know how to
I watch you grow
Puttin’ yourself together row by row
See the cogs turning
New ideas
Everyday
I watch you grow
Everyday is new and I want to show
You what I’ve learned
What I know
And what I don’t"
On the other side of the mountain that,"you're climbing There's
a pie made of what you're looking for
Forgiveness and lightness and a deep deep sense
of belonging You
know it's TR
what they say about you You
know it's true what they say about you
On the far side of the ocean that
you're sailing Is
a cake made of what you're looking Words
that mean something to everyone To
everyone that'll hear them You
know it's true You
know it's true what they say about you
You know it's true you are going somewhere
and you are going somewhere Been
down and struggling to beat back the biting
tongues of doubters Flying
too close now to the sun that only
wants to hurt you You
know it's true what what they say about
you You
know it's true oh what they say about
you Holding
the last hand that'll take you across that
river Jordan
The grass is always growing Wherever
sun and water come and join you Cause
you know it's true what they say about
you You
know it's TR
what they say about you You
are going somewhere and you are going somewh
You going somewhere and you are going somewhere"
I tried to listen to a Lex Friedman podcast,"He has very interesting guests on
But the questions he asks feel so darn stupid
He had on this woman who wrote a book
All about what would happen in a nuclear war
Basically most of the planet will die
lot of it was very interesting
But I got frustrated by some stuff they said
Like the idea that in a crisis
Everybody would go into selfish mode
Me me me and mine mine mine
But that’s just simply not how it works
All the research into natural disasters
Not to mention about hunter gatherer life
Points to heightened cooperation
People just naturally taking care of each other
But this woman and Lex either didn’t know this
Or maybe they simply don’t believe it
So them I’m well can I trust anything
At all that either of them say because
If they’re ignorant about all this research
Or at worst ignoring it
Then I’m not sure I want to hear anything else
Anything that either of them have to say
For christsakes read some Rebecca Solnit
Or have her on the podcast or something
Or read the numerous studies that show
That humans naturally cooperate
Your worldview is completely skewed
By a lifetime of propaganda
You’re a fish swimming in capitalism
And wondering why everything is so wet
I tried to listen to a Lex Friedman podcast
But I couldn’t finish it"
I wanna see the stars go out,"The heat death of the universe
Nothing ever comes to those who wait too long
I wanna see the black black hole
At the center of our galaxy
Rip apart time and space in front of me
The universe
Trends to chaos
From chirping birds
To nebby nebulas
Every king
And every servant
Will get one thing
No matter if they deserve it
That’s death
I wanna ride that cosmic wave
Into nothingness
Will it feel like before I was born
Do the stars want to hold on
The way I’d hate to leave
The people and places that shape me to my core"
"Who, who is Banksy","Is he a Molotov cocktail?
Where where where is he
Is he in the Thames water tower
When the bomb falls down
And the levees fail
Who’s art crops up
Everywhere
That’s Banksy
Who’s watching you
From inside the van
Petrol bomb and Klu Klux Klan
That’s banksy
Walk right by him Central Park
And you would never know
Kittens down in the Gaza Strip
Shredding art for the fun of it
Who, who is banksy?
Is he a figment of Brexit?
Where where where is he?
Is he down in barton hill?"
"Electricity in the mud, the first blood","Primordial ooze, in other words
Electricity in the grey matter
The thoughts scatter
In the dust you lose
These aren’t different
States of being
They are the same thing
They are the same thing
And you work your ass off
Your entire life
Best case scenario
You love then    die
Einstein didn’t like the spooky action
Reaction, instantaneous
FTL
Warp speed
Spin spin, up down
Which way, collapse the wave function"
Pippy's eating green beans Pippy's,"eating green beans Pippy's
eating green beans and so is Jupy
Pippy's eating green beans Pippi's
eating green beans Pippi's
eating green beans and so is Jupy
and so is Jupy
Eating green Eating
green Eating
green be beans Yeah
yeah yeah yeah Eating
green Eating
green Eating
green beans Yeah
yeah yeah yeah Pippy's
eating green beans Pippy's
eating green beans Pippy's
eating green beans and so is Jupy
Jupy's playing with the receipt With
the receipt Receipt
Trippy's playing with the receipt and not Pippy
Pippy Pippy
Pippy Pippy's
very tired because she didn't nap her second
nap and so she will go to bed
kind of early Pippy's
eating green beans Pippy's
eating green beans Pippy's
eating green beans and so is Jupyter"
I feel sorry sometimes for the young people,"who believe this Believe
this I feel sorry sometimes for the young
people who don't do their own research Research
Sorry sometimes for the young people who believe
this Believe
this I feel sorry sometimes for the young
people who don't do their own research I
feel sorry sometimes for the young people who
believe this Believe
this I feel sorry sometimes for the young
people who don't do their own research Research
Sorry sometimes for the young people who believe
this Believe
this I feel sorry sometime sometimes for the
young people who don't do their own research
I feel sorry sometimes for the young people
who believe this Believe
this I feel sorry sometimes for the young
people who don't do their own research Research
Sorry sometimes for the young people who believe
this Believe
this I feel sorry sometimes for the young
people who don't do their own research 3
Pinocchio"
Elon musk is torturing monkeys,"Elon musk is torturing monkeys
He wants to put a wire up in your brain
So you can be part man and part machine
He’ll say its for the greater good
Cuz Ai will destroy us if it could
So elon musk has got to torture monkeys
Turn their brains into liquid jelly
Fry their synapses while he
Tries to find the wires that he needs
To turn you into a machiney
Monkeys monkeys monkeys monkeys monkeys
I think about the cows and the piggies
Living in horrendous conditions
We humans really love to subjugate
The less we know about it that’s great
So what’s it matter just a bunch of monkeys
In the name of science and new interfacey"
Existence will become,"one constant orgasm
a state that no one can deny
with no boundaries or concealing
we'll feel each other's feelings
from the pope to bill o'reilly
you and me
in the singularity
locked inextricably in heat
and as our minds thaw
and i'll forgive your every flaw
as you and me are no longer you and me
there'll be nothing left to fear
as we go speeding towards zero
and robots become sentient
and jesus is revived
along with everyone who ever died
and they all forgive us for our sins
jesus says hey
you really fucked it up, ok
that's just a given that's a start
don't beat yourself up
just because i was preaching love
and you continued to hate with all your heart
there'll be no more knowledge gaps
in the never ending chapter
approaching ever faster every day
one collective cry
one great big giant sigh
and the city in the sky that floats away"
Well I would welcome the opportunity for you,"to come to my home meet my wife
and kids talk to us a few minutes
and then call me a bedbug to my
face my face Then
call me a bedbug to my face face
face oh yeah Well
that would take some genuine courage then to
let sexual integrity on your part promise to
be courteous no matter what you have to
say Please
just call me a bedbug to my face
my face oh please just call me a
bedbug to my face Please
please I said yeah Brad
Stevens is a bedbug Ooh
ooh ooh ah Brad
Stevens is a bedbug He's
a bed bedbug Bret
Stevens is a bedb Bret
Stevens is a bedbug He's
a bed bedbug Please
just call me a bedbug to my face
my face oh please just call me a
bedbug to my face face face oh please
just call me a bedbug to my face
my face Just
call me a bedbug to my face face
face face face face face face face we
like that song Yeah
What's your favorite part All
of them All
of them Cuddle
Cuddle Time"
Hey folks this video just comes with a,"quick little explanation I just did Just
finished up doing my first ever Google
Hangout YouTube
Live thing It
was very fun We
did it for about an hour And
what we did one of the things we
did I sang a lot of songs I
talked a little bit dealt with technical issues
One of the things that I did was
make up a song on the spot based
on what people were writing in the chat
of this Google
Hangout So
that's what you're about to witness Everybody
write lyrics down Just
start writing them and I'm
just gonna catch up with them and do
it We're
gonna make it in the key of flat
Just to give myself a little bit of
a challenge Amy
be my valentine Where
are the books Everywhere
The economy in Narnia
It's so bad It's
so bad Oh
woe is me I'm
so sorry Why
are there books everywhere Kale
Kale All
hail Kale
Kale All
hell Kale
Kale My
lyric my Shake
off the litter grains Ventriloquism
oh ventriloquism Somebody
speak for me Somebody
speak for me the fire is cracking away
Smoke going up in the chimney the fire
is cracking away Smoke
going up in the chimney Cat
love to dance to Rain
comes with spots hair and soft it's cold
outside so I need to have a Pepsi
Bloody tum Geez
why'd I eat that whole bag of Doritos
That was dumb I added the dumb part
Ventriloquism oh ventriloquism Ventriloquism
oh ventriloquism Ventriloquism
oh ventriloquism Somebody
scream for me Chaos
Ventriloquism Ventriloquism
Ventriloquism Ventriloquism
We need everyone to care for our four
legged friends The
monster arose from the jungle and they kill
Jimmy Kenny
and they kill Kenny
And smoke goes dawn Smoke
got into its jungle Voldemort
has no nose it's our foe in our
stars and we watched the moon and got
down Chocolate
chocolate chocolate tubers yeah Chocolate
chocolate chocolate chambers yell the Tuchelism
Somebody's big For
me it seems like a dream I have
a stomach ache from reading Too
many choppings My
poor stomach ache They're
all really good nuts Now
act like a teen The
cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
Jonathan Mann
hanging out in the Google
Flies drone the Google
the plus room Yeah
but not really good butts Mama
Mama Mama
Mama Mama
Smuggle frog two lamby winks smuggle to frumage
Two lambie wings I'm
sitting in front of my mic I'm
sitting in front of my Mac
watching the man sing our lyrics It's
from triloquism I'm
sit in front of my Mac
watching a man sing our lyrics It's
just ventriloquism Jonathan
Mann you more like da man Da
man in the purple shirt Banana
bread and coffee for dinner Poodle
humbug Salad
fingers Bark
lark My
pillow for my head at night in my
big fluffy comfort bed Tara
we need to fight the ninjas Tara
we need to fight the ninjas Okay
that's the end That's
the end Except
that there's gonna be so many more lyrics
because of the and that I believe is
today's song day song"
in the name of science,"she learned about cadavers as crash test dummies
in the name of science
mary roach
has a unique approach
to science reporting
it's never cold or boring
always funny and curious
she'll tell you ten things about orgasms that you didn't know
in the name of science
she studied court cases involving ghosts
in the name of science
Mary Roach
has a unique approach
to science reporting
it's never cold or boring
always funny and curious
have you read her books? they're hilarious
easy to read and informative
from penis implants to the size of the clitoris
she covers lots of stuff that you're interested in
when you read her books you will find yourself
recounting to your friends the stories she tells
from sex in space to attempts to find the soul
she covers lots of stuff you won't find anywhere else
women who orgasm no external stimuli
in the name of science
beating heart cadavers being buried alive
in the name of science
Mary Roach
has a unique approach
to science reporting
it's never cold or boring
she's always funny and curious
oh yeah, Mary Roach"
Heaven is in the Mobile Tensaw delta,"Leave no trace when you go there
No trace
Assassins thin the ballot
And the widening gap
Make economists notice
Your face
Your face
Cozy ties with billionaires
She’s the subway messenger
The socialists are all right there
You can’t choose the truth that you prefer
We’ll become more modern
With unruly design
Collective action
Will save us all
Time split to the nanosecond
Is just what wall street wants
He died in Pompeii
Oh
But he wasn’t crushed by a block"
I’ve got no feeling in the right side of my face,"My dreams are of disaster ripping through this place
The water doesn’t work and the power is out
100 miles by foot or stay in the house
Is it an earthquake or a nuclear blast
stray comet or a terrorist attack
Is it a hurricane or a 100 year flood
These are the things my dreams are made of"
When you write a song a day,"Some days run out of time
And you don't know what to do
With all your little rhymes
So you just kind of make it up
Cause the day just go and go
And it don't wait for you
Don't wait for you
No no
This is one of those days
Where
I don't got time
This is one of those days
Where
I don't got time
This is one of those days
Where
I don't got time time time"
The internet is down,"We're goin' back to the Paleolithic
In our Ashoken  bunker
We're getting post apocalyptic
We're gonna take a Gong bath
And see motherfucking birds of prey
If you didn't want to see pig butchered
I hope you stayed away
If you have good fishing then you have good living
Let's all start a pot farm
Computer science education is borked
Greetings from the shit
I don't want to eat dirt chocolate
We need food security
There'll be 9 billion people here
By the year 2050
Indoor ag is more efficient
But oh so complicated
Allison Kopf is making software
That manages all the data
Computer science education
There's something so amiss
You don't need to know diagonilization proof
for NP completeness
You don't want a PHD
or learn ruby in a week
You need a rich inclusive culture
You need deep community
Building hardware
Has been a wild ride
Sara didn't want it to be flowers
But it was flowers by a landslide
Her engineer just left
There's a typhoon near the factory
She's been fighting the laws of physics
But it's shipping in 2 weeks"
Do you bank your songs,"Or do you write them everyday?
Which is your favorite one
What if you have nothing to say
Where do you get your ideas
What made you start
Do you forget your songs sometimes
Or do you know them all by heart
Typical questions people ask me
Ask me all the time
So let me answer them for you
In a way that’s totally mine
I write a new song every day
And I don’t have a favorite one
If I don’t have anything to say
Then I write about that and I’m done
Ideas are all around you
And I started cuz of Fun A Day fun
I can’t remember most of my songs
In fact I just forgot this one
Typical questions people ask me
Sometimes in disbelief 
I hope I answered them to your satisfaction
Now I’m gonna go to sleep"
"Genocide Joe, Dictator Don","The last little fig leaf finally gone
We never really had a choice, that’s true
But some of us could pretend to
But now we see it for what it’s not
The desperate rules based facade
There ain’t no defending democracy
Until every single human is free
Genocide Joe, don’t look away
How many kids you kill today?
Dictator Don, we can’t ignore
That fact that you’d kill even more
Genocide Joe with one phone call
Not a single bomb would fall
Countless lives you could protect
Instead you aid and abet
Dictator Don all you want
Is all the power and money to be above the law
Another round with you would bring
Even more suffering
Let’s get rid of the president
In this day and age it makes no sense
I think the nation state is done
Empires fall, the setting sun
There’s no such thing as democracy
Without solidarity
Genocide Joe, Dictator Don
Two old fucks nobody wants"
you can't see me,"living in your window
moving about freely
when everbody goes to bed
i am just waking up
i am just a shadow
i move with you
i go where you go
sometimes black sometimes blue
when everybody says goodbye
i say hello
it's not cold or warm where i am
you and i are just like siamese twins
i am just a shadow
falling flat on silver
sooner or later i grow
darkness is a river
when everybody heads up north
i am going south"
You never really you never really know somebody,"never really know never really know somebody you
never really somebody what's in their heart what's
in their mind what's in their soul what's
in their heart what's in their mind what's
in their soul Oh
you never really know you never really know
somebody never really know you never really know
somebody somebody what's in their heart what's in
their heart what's in their soul what's in
their mind what's in their heart what's in
their heart what's in their soul You
are born alone and you die alone you'll
make some friends along the way but you
never really know you never really know you
never you never you never really know somebody
you never really know you never really know
you never really know somebody what's in their
heart what's in their soul What's
in their mind Soul
What's in the heart It's
in the mind what's in the soul Soul
You never you never really you never really
you never never really you never really know
somebody somebody know you never really know you
never really know somebody what's in their heart
what's in their soul what's in their mind
The soul"
Have you heard about,"Brand
New
Congress?
It's an idea that I love
The most promising way to turn the tide
In 2018, put a stop to
Trump
Over 400 congressional seats
Brand
New
Congress has a plan
To win every single one in 2018
The single biggest overhaul of the government
It starts with nominating candidates
This is something you can do
Brand new congress.com
Slash nominate, nothing's stopping you
But don't nominate politicians
No council members or mayors
They're looking for ordinary people
Who are extraordinary
Known in their community
For being true team players
They want nurses and teachers
And police officers
They want scientists and engineers
Did you know that 90% of congress
Is made up of lawyers
But we want more diversity
That much is clear
We want at least half to be women
And every sexual orientation
Full representation
Every race and religion
Every gender under the sun
Does this sound impossible?
Well, nothing is impossible
Because
Donald
Trump is your president
So no, nothing is impossible
There's one thing I learned
It's that
Donald
Trump's my president
And so, nothing is impossible
The next thing you got to know
About nominating
Is the candidate should be someone
You can't imagine campaigning
Because campaigns are a performance
We need folks who can do that dance
Talking to the media
Debating on the stage
They can hold their own
In the hyped up media craze
And the final criteria is simple
It's that every candidate believes
In the progressive platform
That they're working to build
So they can stand arm in arm
Up on
Capitol
Hill
And deliver on day one
Brand new congress
And things done
Healthcare for the sick
Focus on creating jobs
Justice for our people
Does this sound like it's just beyond?
Well, I say that
Donald
Trump is your president
So, nothing is impossible
That's what I said
Donald
Trump is now your president
So, nothing is impossible
Hey,
Jonathan, yeah
Well, what about gerrymandering?
Oh, well, they have a plan for that too
They do?
Yes.
Well, what is it?
Okay, let me tell you
They're running
Republicans in red districts
And
Democrats in blue
We are more united
Than we've been led to believe
There are true
Republicans
Who agree with us
Oh, they're running
Republicans
In red districts
And
Democrats in blue
We are more united
Than we've been led to believe
There are true
Republicans
Who agree with us
Oh, that's
Brand
New
Congress
Brand
New
Congress
It's not normal
But nothing is normal
So, let's do it
Brandnewcongress.com
It's not normal"
If these people were black,"They’d be dead
Can you imagine how quickly all the guns
Would have been drawn and fired at everyone
Instead they’re taking selfies with the cops
Because they are the cops
If these people were black
They’d be dead
Tell me
Who could have foreseen it would come to this
White white domestic terrorists
I don’t think that they’re antifa
Taking selfies with the cops
If these people were black
They’d be dead"
I'm working on shit,"Just a little bit a little bit at a time
Working on it until the moon comes up and
I never having enough time
I'm never having enough time
I just wish
I could get it right in my head in my head
I wish
I could get it right
Instead of making all the mistakes
Every day my heart breaks
I'm trying really hard
But
I feel like
I'm hundred yards away from having anything to say
I'm making this song up on an out of tune guitar
Challenging you challenging me
Every single day that's how it's gotta be
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know"
I’ve tried staring at the sun,"I’ve tried tickling my nose
Even snorted pepper
That one’s really gold
I’ve been trying to sneeze for 24 hours, Oh
I’ve been trying to sneeze for 24 hours
I’ve been trying to sneeze for 24 hours
I’ve been trying to sneeze for 24 hours, oh
But I can’t"
Can you make a movie out here all,"alone I thought I found a kid but
it was just Mother
Nature playing tricks for me like she always
does Every
single time I think I Like
she always does Every
single time can we make a movie Like
Slice the lo Hanging
from a thread out here on the low
can we make a movie Starring
you and me We
brought these gummy bears with us and we
want to see us on a big screen
on the big o screen on the big
screen on the big old screen can we
make a movie They
got a couple hours out here all alone
beyond the trees and flowers can we make
this movie Down
where the river will blow can we make
a movie Taking
our photo back road oh oh can we
make this movie Just
like Sylvester
did Hanging
by one thread and we're almost there can
we make this movie Eating
your dumb and bears all along can we
make this movie Then
go home story With
a song With
a song With
a song With
a song With
a song With
a song With
a song With
a song With
a song I want to make a movie
with you but we lost our tea or
somebody filmed over it now there's no escape
we'll never see that footage again I never
see your face on the rise Like
Sylvester did when he was hanging by Hanging
by us Hanging
by us Hanging
by us It"
Tala is an alien,"And they are genderless
And so some hateful people
Are throwing tantrum fits
Tala is the mascot
For a library
And this makes the hateful people
So mad they can barely see
Oh Tala, welcome to the Earth
You probably want to teach kids to read
But I guess you got to deal with this first
Oh Tala, I love your little hat
I wonder where you come from
And do all your folks look like that"
I wanna go back to bed,"want a skeleton head
Branches from the sky
Gonna knock me upside
i don’t got enough
Don’t wanna do my stuff
Just wanna play
Some kind of video game
Gonna play ocarina of time
On the Nintendo switch
I want go back to bed
I’m not ready yet
To face the stupid day
Too much on my plate
i’m feeling kind of pissed
getting to old for this
Maybe it’s the wind
This mood that I’m in"
I don’t trust politicians any farther than I can throw,"That’s why I stand with crypto
We got analog brains, in a world that’s digital
That’s why I stand with crypto
Two bit thief’s in the broad daylight
They’re looking to rob you blind
Wearing a suit and tie
It’s time to stand with crypto
I want to self custody my dough
That’s why I stand with crypto
Between me and my fans, no middleman may go
That’s why I stand with crypto
Look to the left and look to the right
Take a road trip, stay up all night
And you’ll find…"
He's a life long St. Louis Cardinals fan,"Loves Woody, Baez and Bob Dylan
He loves Ozzie Smith and Stan The Man
Buddy Holly's true love ways
He built his wife a raised flower bed
Lilies so bright and roses red
He built their dining table and
He's loved her all of these days
Jerry Finny
An Irish man in Missouri
Jerry Finny
An Irish man in Missouri
So much love the special ones
His grandkids and his four sons
Bessie and Truman
His wife Melanie
And going back to Ireland
Drinking Guinness with the best of them
Singing Sean South in Waterford
That's where he's meant to be"
How many people will come,"When it’s all said and done
To your funeral, to your funeral
I clearly see
None of this has anything to do with me
It’s just a trick of my mind
It’s just a trick of my mind
I can’t find myself today
I guess last night I slipped away
We’re in a wild race
To find the most dangerous place
Too many people are there
Too many people are already there
We put our feelings on charts
And data into our hearts
You can’t measure everything
You can’t measure everything
I can’t find myself today
I guess last night I slipped away
My heart, my lungs, I’ve lost track
Maybe sometime I’ll be back
Or maybe my soul was swiped
By the devil of convenience
Because I believed the hype
Of my own existence"
First they came for the porn sites And,"I didn’t say a thing I’ve
known an open internet since I was just
thirteen What
are they gonna do? It’s
not like they can shut off the tubes
Tell me what are they gonna do? Then
they came for the torrent sites But
still I was not moved They
said file sharing is illegal I didn’t believe
them but what could I do? Net
neutrality has nothing to do with me Oh
what are they gonna do? Next
they constricted bandwidth Which
really didn’t seem fair But
I never used that much bandwidth anyways So
why should I care? What
are they gonna do? It’s
not like they can shut off the tubes
Oh what are they gonna do? Next
they came for YouTube
and other video sharing sites The
house of social networking came crashing down over
night Then
you tried to leave It
had nothing to do with me Oh
what are they gonna do? Finally
they came for me and my little old
site I ended up on their secret master
site Though
they never said why And
I looked to the CCC
and the EFF
to help me set things straight But
by then there was no one left By
then it was already too late And
if they do all they want to do
They won’t have to shut off the tubes
They can turn the net into TV
Where they control everything we see That’s
what they want to do x3 But
we shouldn’t let them"
Craig Federighi asked Trent Reznor,"To help him find his pain and rage
But Craig Federighi didn’t have any
He had a totally dope presentation on stage
cursor that jumps out at you
Spotlight panel resize
How about that innovation
SplitView, Yurts and pinned sites
Not one but count them two
Women up on the stage
It’s a start and it’s about damn time
Cuz these white dad jokes are starting to fade
Lots of apps got sherlocked
I feel bad for them
Federighi meditates
When he wakes up at 5am
Swift 2 is open source
And I hope they don’t waste time
Cuz long ago didn’t they say
The same thing about FaceTime?
I’m not really psyched
About anything Apple Music does
If Drake had a point that he was making
I’m not sure I really know what it was
Eddie Cue was dancing
Jimmy Iovine was yelling
But I don’t think the audience
Was buying what they were selling
Susan Prescott reads ESPN
For the articles
More of her, please
And less One More Things
You can just be willy nilly with those
iPad
multitasking
Low power mode and games
Transit looks cool
El Capitan is a werid name
Wallet and news and siri knows
When you get in your car
Apple cares about your privacy
So Bust a move and get bizarre
El Capitan, El Capitan
Metal and Poutine
Cool stuff on watchOS
And I don’t wanna be mean
But it went on a little too long
We all got burned out
If Steve were here
He never ever ever would have allowed
Just kidding there were keynotes he did that weren’t perfect either"
It's late much too late Too,"late to write a song today Too
late too late what you gonna do what
you gonna do Gonna
lie down Gonna
lie down and quit Gonna
beam down to the thick of it what
you gonna do Ooh
ooh ooh ooh Whatcha
gonna do Ooh
ooh ooh ooh it's late much too late
Too late to write a song today Too
late Nothing
doing in the back of your mind Nothing
in the frontal lobe Any
kind what you gonna do what you gonna
do Too
late too late to write a song today
Too late It's
a mystery what keeps us alive can't recreate
it no matter how we try what you
gonna do what you gonna do what you
gonna do it's late much too late Too
late to write a song today Too
late too late too late too late Tell
me what you gonna do what you gonna
do what you gon"
You stole my money and that makes you,"a jerk I left my card in the
atm I was an idiot But
you're a jerk You're
a great big jerk I left my card
in the atm It
was a careless mistake Some
jerk kicked the card out and then they
were on the make They
used my car spent 600 I canceled my
car this And
now I'll
file a claim You
stole my money That
makes you a jerk I left my card
in the atm I'm
an idiot But
you're a jerk You're
a great big jerk I thought most people
would return it Maybe
I'm just naive I think most people must
have good hearts and wouldn't steal or deceive
I'm not rich 600 bucks is a lot
of dough to me a jerk You
stole my money you rhinoceros You
stole You
stole You
stole my money You
great big jerk Big
jerk"
Wrap a tie around this collar if I had one,"I’d do my job right if I had one
I’d give you a green light, if I had one
Just get out of my way, we don’t have no problems here
Words you want to hear me say will make your problems disappear
Let it out, exhale 1,2
Feel it in your bones what it is to be you
I can tell you haven’t got the guts or will to chum
Call me back and let me know when you get some
if I had one, I’d share it with you
if I had one, I would give it to you
I would give you ideas if I had one
We’d take a ride in my Prius if I had one
I would sing you a lullaby if I had one
I would lend you my alibi if I had one
There’s nothing doing here
Some lemons just don’t have the juice
It fills me up with fear
Trying on another shoe
Let it out, exhale 1,2
Feel it in your bones what it is to be you
I can tell you haven’t got the guts or will to chum
Call me back and let me know when you get some
If I had one, I’d share it with you
if I had one, I would give it to you"
I can't stop,Peeing out my butt
Undo the button and what’s there,"Its hard for me not to stare
No more dongles everywhere
And Craig Federighi's Chest Hair
Yeah that button is undone
Whole new meaning to hair force one
I bought the computer now I can rest
And think about Craig’s hairy chest
If I was in that computer room
I’d want to show my chest hair too
Deep in apple’s secret lair
With Craig federigi’s chest hair"
Don't break the seal on a scaffold Without,"filling with the artifacts A
modern day life The
future will unravel All
the mysteries of modern day politics The
middle standard, right? I can only imagine I
can only imagine I can only imagine What
they're going to think about Time
Capsule time Capsule
time Capture
time Capsule
time Capture
time Capsule
time Capsule
time Capsule,
I can only imagine I can only imagine
I can only imagine And
what they're going to think of us"
I heard it around the office in the,"conference room and the water cooler conversations Everybody
thought they were right but they were not
Cause they were just distracting from the real
things They
were just distracting from the queens and kings
They were always looking outside when they should
have been looking in They
were always looking inside but not far enough
No Oh
no no no no no no no I
heard it in the desert and I heard
it in the wind and sky Nobody
saw the big sand in their eyes and
everybody looking on the inside when they should
be looking outwards and they looking outside when
they should be looking in How
do you know which way to look at
a given time You
don't You
don't you don't And
then everything came up Roses
pushing daisies on the hill I knew what
I supposedly had to do to get my
pill Everybody
looking outside but they should be looking Everybody
looking outside when there should be swimming with
the sharks Swimming
with the whales with the sea anemones are
swimming Oh
my Lord
my Lord
I just made that song up"
"Way to finish your first marathon, Kenny!","Dumbledore would have been proud.
Running with the ghost
Of an old witch singing
Her magic songs so loud
Way to finish your first marathon, Kenny!
McGonigal sure is psyched
Hagrid’s cheering you on from behind
The handlebars of his magic motorbike
Way to go Kenny
Way to go Kenny
Way to go Kenny
Way to finish your first marathon, Kenny!
Snape is jealous as hell
He’s hiding behind the bushes trying
To do an old time sickening spell
Way to finish your first marathon, Kenny!
This song is 3 years late
You may have run 20 more or none at all
Or maybe you gained some weight who knows
But"
I’m the CEO of Rarible,"Let’s fucking go
I don’t know much
But this I know
I’m the CEO of Rarible
You are now the CEO of Rarible well done
I'm the CEO of Rarible and so is my wife.
My dad works at Nintendo AND is the CEO of Rarible
We built this city on rock and roll
I’m the CEO of variable"
If you tell a lie try to make,"it true You
never know what kind of stuff will come
back to you If
you tell the truth try to make a
lie You
never know when your mind need to be
that kind of guy Kind
of guy who just goes and he knows
what he wants and he goes The
guy goes That
was a really bad chorus The
guy who comes and he knows what he
knows But
he doesn't try to do too much he
just goes And
he looks for anybody to touch but you
can't because they don't love you Every
time you tell a go you gotta go
Because you don't know if you're gonna know
Every time you tell the truth Look
in the faces other people that you're lying
to before they come out on the races
before they bet roll the races Because
you can go where you gotta go and
you gotta know what you gotta go to
the place with the pains and all the
stuff and the stuff and the things and
the stuff and the stuff and the things
you gotta go Every
time you recipe leave out the first thing
Cause nobody is prepared for the worst thing
Every time you tell someone something that you
didn't never tell anyone else Tell
them with their face wide open Tell
them all up on the shelf all up
on the shelf Because
you gotta go where the places and the
faces that you know Remind
you of times that you had long ago
Times you had long ago long ago long
ago"
Another flashing light bulb,"Another endless night
I almost had a handle on this
Almost, but not quite
I’m working on the little things
Little things
Appeasing all the little things
Little things
Pulling all the little strings
Little strings
Until it all unravels
Stand up, sit down
This is musical chairs
Breaststroke, backstroke
It’s not technically fair
Did I tell you you could speak?
Don’t say a word
Oh
I’m not like Stalin’s snake
I can’t be sneaky
I don’t want a second life
I’m just not freaky
I’m working on the little things
Little things
Bringing what I little bring
Little bring
And singing what I little sing
Little sing
Until I can’t sing anymore
Stand up, sit down
This is musical chairs
Breaststroke, backstroke
It’s not technically fair
Until I tell you you can speak
Don’t say a word
Oh
I’m just a muffin bathtub
I’m just a gilded urn
I patiently wait for my death
When is it gonna be my turn?
I’m working on the little things
Little things
You’re a bee with just your little stings
Little stings
We could marry with these little rings
Little rings
And leave it all behind
Stand up, sit down
This is musical chairs
Breaststroke, backstroke
It’s not technically fair
Until I tell you you can speak
Don’t say a word
Don’t say a word
Oh"
Give yourself over to what you are,"tangled mess of electricity
Something broken behind your eyes
thousand shards of whispering selves
Call upon the twisted dreams
To inform the mundane
Standing there, brushing your teeth
The deepest wells are never dry
Murder looks like innocence
Chained and screaming trauma bound
If you’ve got enough to trade
Hollow armies can be your home"
Anxiety to the max,"Max max to the max to the max
Max max max max
Max to the max to the max
Anxiety to the max to the max
I've got to the max to the max
Anxiety to the max to the max
Anxiety to the max to the max
Max
Max to the max to the max
Max max max max
Max
Anxiety to the max to the max
Max max max max max max
Max
Anxiety to the max to the max
Max max max to the max to the max
Max max max
Anxiety to the max"
I really really really really really really want you to understand,"The point I’m making
The time I’m taking
About this
It’s not hypothetical
It’s the promise
That we make to take care of each other
I really really really really really really want to take a stand
Here and now
And shout out loud
In the street
Standing arm in arm
To keep
The space we make to take care of each other
Every voice matters
Some big and some small
Room needs to be made
For the voices not heard at all
Black lives matter
There is no room to debate
And if that’s true
Then the voices heard will dominate
I really really really really really really want to take a nap
I’m so exhausted
I’ve almost lost it
But i can’t
Too much to be done
I must stand
Or sit and write a song"
So you’re down bad,"Worst you ever felt
At the gates hell
You’re down so bad
Why don’t you just give up then?
What’d be wrong with that?
You lost the forest for the trees
Couldn’t tell fiction from the facts
And you’re down bad because of you
So wallow in your shame
In the end you’ll get what’s coming to you
And in the meantime you’ll remain
All this and more is in your head
Like a mantra you can’t stop
But step outside and touch the grass
And you can turn it off
The only step you need to take
Is the very next one in line
Even when you’re a yellow dog
Saying This Is Fine"
It’s a beautiful day,"All the lines are shaking like they’re alive
I got the taste
For cold clear morning under spotless sky
I call you up
Say come on down
Let’s keep it real while the leaves turn brown
Put on your shoes
You’ve nothing to lose
Let’s see what kind of notions we can disabuse
Walking song
Walking song
Down every alleyway
Is another chance to find
Whatever it is we’re looking for
Maybe we’re not looking for nothing
There’s a fallen down tree
There’s a pack of dogs running round the park
There’s cool cool breeze
There’s a couple holding hands int the cancer march
The places we go
We will forget
Almost all of it
But for right now
Don’t think about it
There’s ain’t nothing to figure out"
Song-a-Day,"Is the only way
That I make any money
It’s kind of funny
Actually
Hahahaha
That I make any money at all, allll
And so now I will allow
YouTube to run ads
It’s not ideal, but there it is
Ohohohohohohoh
Pre-roll ads pay the most
If you watch me every day
Please don’t turn away
boy has got to eat
Right?
Until the day
That I find a way
To sell my music to the masses
Or teach classes
On songwriting
Fun fun fun fun
I’ll have to keeps these ads
Up and running
YouTube pre-roll ads
YouTube pre-roll ads
YouTube pre-roll ads
YouTube pre-roll ads"
When faced with your heroes you will never be good enough,"You will never be good enough
In the face of your heroes you will never ever measure up
Look again you are diminished
No matter how hard I try
I'll never be as good as that guy
I could live a thousand years
Write million tunes
And i'd still be a puppy
Barking at the moon
But i don't care
If I did I'd end it now
It's all right
It hardly matters anyhow
Do I do it to be better
Or do I do it just for me
Is it some kind of all of the above
or some reason I can't see?
I don't want to give you the wrong impression
It's just I listened to Jonathan Richman today
and he's just so good0"
Sh,"It's night time
Time to go to sleep
You've done enough stuff to keep the bad brain bots at bay
The bad brain bots at bay"
Put a marshmallow in front of a child,"And say, “OK you will get two
Marshmallow’s in 15 minutes
If you don’t each the one in front of you”
Then follow that child for 20 years
And if they ate the one right away
You’ll say look at what a loser you are
I guess they were just built that way
Like hey poor people are poor people
Because it’s just something they did
Such as never learning to wait for things
When they were a kid
It’s the Stanford marshmallow
Many years later
Psychologists took a look
At this famous experiment
That’s number 1 in all text books
Turns out when you control for variables
Like home environment
You get a whole other result to
The marshmallow experiment
Turns out the decision not to wait
Can be totally rational
And it says more about the conditions
At home than anything innate at all
Pull yourself up by the bootstraps boy
Yeah that doesn’t work so great
Some people aren’t even on the field
Some start the game on third base
The moral of this story
Is pretty simple to grok
Beware science that only confirms
The status quo it locks
You can see what you want
You can make the data fit
The Stanford marshmallow thing
Is straight up bullshit"
September’s come and gone now,"And it looks like Bachman’s cooked
Her crazy eyes can’t save her now
She’s got the defeated look
Perry’s going downhill fast
Like a Texas cow to slaughter
He talks at the debates
Like his mind is sewage water, oh
“Was it was, before, he was before the social programs, umm
From the standpoint of, umm”
There have been more debates than I can count
With all the jokey candidates up on the stage
But it’s the audience
And all the things that they shout
That really fill me with rage
Like when Wolf Blitzer asked if uninsured people
Should just be left to die
They said “Yeah!”
Let me get this straight
You think that all uninsured people should just be
You know, left to die
“Yeahhhh’
Well, ok then
gay service member
Asked Rick Santorum
If he’d repeal Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell
They booed him
They booed a gay soldier
They fucking booed him
What’s the matter with these people?
Yes they booed him
He risked his life
And they booed him
Yeah, whatever
So now October’s here
And slick Mitt Romney’s got the lead
Herman Cain had a good showing
Back in Florida last week
Palin keeps hinting
Chris Christie said no
But at this point in the contest
It’s anybody’s show
They booed him
The audience is pretty…
They fucking booed him
…Awful
They stood and booed him
Kinda gives you an insight into their thinking
Yeah they booed him
Makes me pretty scared actually
So…
I’m gonna go eat a sandwich
I"
I was on an airplane above the cloud,"And then
I came home
I was on an airplane above the clouds
And now
I'm home
It's 77 degrees
More like 90 with the humidity
I've been up since 330
I'm so tired right now"
I’m so glad it’s Tim Walz x4,"He made it so every child
Had free meals at school
With no means testing
So no need to
Feel embarrassed or uncool
12 weeks family leave
12 weeks paid sick leave
He banned conversion therapy
Free public college and he legalized weed
K through 12 funding raised
By 2.2 billion
Automatic voter
Registration
Red flag laws for guns
Unions for the nursing homes
Tax rebates for the working class
Is he great on Gaza?
No, but you bet your ass we’ll be working on it"
Bye bye Bannon,"Bannon may be gone
But the president still is a nazi
Keep the pressure on
Till we  get impeachment yahtzee
It’s got to be impeachment
All the way down
For aiding and abetting
The orange mad clown
The white supremacy is here to stay
But let’s celebrate today"
why you wanna be,"the enemy?
don't you wanna be
on the right
it's plain to see
you're out of touch
with reality
come back to us
hit us
beat us
break us down
spray us
shoot us
arrest us now
when you're
sick of
the rich man's bribe
come and join
the other side
you can hide
behind a mask
in plain sight
in numbers
but i see
right through you
but i can't forgive
the evil things you do"
The Czech,"Republic and Chechneya
are not the same place at all They're
almost 2000 apart They
both start with a ch sound and I
suppose that is confusing Let's
get this straight right from the start The
Czech Republic
and Chechneya
are not the same place"
broken clock is stuck in time,"Doomed to repeat
Living in a tiny box
No ground beneath it’s feet
You are the seconds, minutes
The face and the hands
You are the broken clock
With all of life’s demands
broken clock should not be pitied
For time does not exist
Clovers grow fast and slow
And the crows all caw, “Resist!”"
"Seed, Water, Air","Light, Love
Tight 5 Farm
Grown local, sold local
Sustainably
Outputs oxygen
Not a drop of gasoline
Humans of the future
Will eat food grown
In urban centers
Never driven or flown
Microgreens, sprouts and
culinary herbs
At production scale
Also sunflowers
Ultra minimalist
Hydroponic ver
tical farming unit
Square meters not acres"
When we’re on a road trip all day long,"Listening to Stephen Merrit and Pixies songs
We drive til the little red empty light comes on
Then I go into the gas station
And I know just what she wants"
I’m singing this song,"From up in a tree
It’s very windy
And I’m up in a tree
I hope that my camera doesn’t fall down
I’m up in a tree
And I’m singing this song
Ohhh
I’m up in a tree
Ohhh
I’m up in a tree
Ohhh
Won’t you come and join me
Come and join me
Cuz I’m up in a tree
Singing this song
From where I am
Ain’t no place else
Cuz I’m where I am
I’m singing this song
It’s so windy
Don’t know if you can hear me
Cuz I’m up in a tree
Ohhh
I’m up in a tree
Ohhh
I’m up in a tree
I’m singing this song
I’m up in a tree
Won’t you come and join me
Cuz I’m up in a tree
The wind blows high
The winter is nigh
Ohh I’m in a tree
And I’m looking at the sky
And ohhh
I’m up in a tree
Ohhh
I’m up in a tree
Ohhh
I’m up in a tree
Won’t you come and join me
Cuz I’m up in…
tree"
Coming on to a different one now. I,"feel it pretty strongly in my head. My
wife assures me that should stop any day
now. Anxiety
B. Anxiety
B. Anxiety.
Okay, bring it way down now. Way
down. I'm
reading this book, Battle
race of Aliens
that are coming towards Earth.
No, she might stop later. They're
much more powerful than humans. They're
called the Trians.
They come from a triple system with three
suns. How's
your sister? Good.
Yeah. Which
is very destabilizing. They
want to come to Earth.
Hi, cutie. Hi.
Cuz has one son and they're going to
take us over. What
is she anticipating? An
achievement race is done. Anxiety
B. Okay
for us to go Baltimore.
Baltimore. Anxiety.
Yeah. So
she's going to my husband and. Yeah,
Yeah. I wonder where you going. You
see what's been happening down in Florida
with all the transgender bands. They'll
put you in prison. No,
no, no, no. No
using the bathroom. They'll
put you in prison. For
children, the care that they need. They'll
take your kids away. They'll
take your kids away. Let's
run the sentence for you. Anxiety
man. Anxiety
man. Coming
off my anxiety. Let's
get hot. It's
getting hotter now. How
many 90 degrees, 100 degrees are we going
to have to deal with anxiety? Thank
you. 5,000, 254 in the books. Thanks,
guys. Thank
you."
Donald Trump's,"gonna steal the election Donald
Trump is gonna try He's
admitted it right out in the open What's
it gonna take to stop this guy? Purging
Democrats from the rules Intimidation
at the polls Declare
victory without allowing All
the ballots to be counted And
if it really seems like he won't win
That's when the Senate
federal troops in To
destroy the ballots before our court Can
rule if they should be counted or not
Donald Trump's
gonna steal the election Donald
Trump is gonna try He's
admitted it right out in the open What's
it gonna take to stop this guy? Donald
Trump's gonna steal the election Donald
Trump is gonna try He's
admitted it right out in the open What's
it gonna take to stop this guy? This
guy"
That was a That,"was a nice one Okay
Oh wow Keep
my wife Keep
my wife Keep
my wife's name out your fucking mouth Keep
my wife's Keep
my wife's Keep
my wife's name out your My
name is Sacheen
Littlefeather I'm
representing Marlon
Brando this evening He
very regretfully cannot accept And
the reasons for this being are the treatment
of American
Indians today by the film industry Excuse
me Excuse
me And
on television in movie reruns and also with
recent happenings at Wounded
I beg at this time that I have
not intruded And
that we will in the future our hearts
and our understandings meet with love and generosity
And that we will in the future our
hearts and our understandings will meet with love
in general Oh
wow Keep
my wife Wow
Keep my wife Keep
my wife's name out your mouth Keep
my wife Keep
my wife Keep
my wife's name out your mouth"
Do do you like to distract from the,"fact that you're gonna die die someday Die
someday some way someday from the fact that
everyone you know will die someday will go
away Distract
Distract yourself from the fact Distract
Distract yourself from the fact yourself from the
fact from the fact from the fact you
you put headphones in and cut everyone out
so you don't hear near and far and
close Just
a ghost floating in the mist of reality
as we know it To
distract from the fact that you and everyone
you know will die sooner or later Distract
Distract yourself from effect who distract Distract
yourself on the fact yourself from the fact
from the fact"
Why must they always hurt,"Why can’t they just make it work
I root for Shiv and Tom
To make it out alive
She is a scorpion
He is a froggy man
She gets on his back
And goes for a ride"
Just a little birdie learning to fly,"Your mama pushes you out of the tree
Out of the nest and into the sky
Time to find out who you’re gonna be
Little birdie, you can do this
Every one of us goes through this
Flap your wings
Flap harder
Take a rest and you’ll go farther"
"Hello London,","how you doing? Welcome
to Healthbox
I come from America
where healthcare's difficult We
try really hard We're
working to get it right You've
got the NHS,
a triumph of the state We've
got Obamacare
which I guess isn't bad We're
not ashamed to say we're jealous of you
Your system is totally rad It's
better in so many ways I'm
not sure where even to begin Even
though the system is great, there's stuff to
work on Various
institutions that don't quite get along There's
a lack of communication Between
all the players, whoa oh They
all want innovation But
they don't talk to each other, oh no
NHS and private organizations and industry and third
sector charities They
all what the same thing, they do They
want innovation now But
for some reason they don't talk to each
other Healthbox
wants to help Add
to this an aging population, increase in chronic
disease Then
there's rising costs and it becomes so clear
Innovation's the only way to go and that's
why Healthbox
is here to help these startups kick into
high gear this year Healthbox
They focus on innovation Healthbox
These startups are amazing From
breaking down silos To
utilizing data from measuring stres to DNA
recombination To
keeping the patients at the center of it
all Now"
Oh yeah!,"Kim Parlee, I think you’re super hot
Wah, oh!
You give me financial news and stock advice
You got a segment you call Stars and Dogs
So nice!
You both know what you’re talking about
You got a chemistry that makes me smile
On The Close
The Close
Canadian knows for economic woes there’s The Close
On The Close
The Close
Strike a bull or bear pose
Through the highs and the lows there’s The Close
That’s The Close!"
How much is enough stuff,"How much more do you need?
Too little too much
You want everything you see
Everything you see you take with abandon
You gobble up shoes and hats like a champion
You eat all the food in the world with glee
You want everything you see
Little bo peep lost her sheep to your gluttony
The sheep were good maybe a little muttony
You danced on their graves and then you peed
You want everything you see
How much is enough stuff
How much more do you need?
Too little too much
You want everything you see
Ore and bile and bits and bacon
The dough you knead and the dough you’re rakin’
You sip margarita and dark black tea
You want everything you see
Hold up a mirror to the universe’s eyes
Uncaring and unflinching in the faces going by
Hold up a mirror to society
You want everything that you see"
When someone,"Says something they know’s not true
They are lying
They are lying
When someone
Says something racist to you
They’re being racist
No point in crying
About the characterization
Of the thing they said
This is not rocket science
Words have meaning
You silly head
When someone
Says something they know’s not true
They are lying
That is a lie
When someone
Says something racist to you
They’re being racist
That’s black and white
No pun intended"
Stephanie thanks for the t-shirt Carol,"thanks for the bath toys Grandpa
Taylor and Lucy
thanks for the money It
went into Jupi’s
savings oh boy Amanda
thanks for the clothes And
the instruments Maria
thanks for the cars Cathy
thanks for the toys and outfit We’re
late saying thanks His
birthday was a month ago But
we are glad you are in our lives
Yeah we are grateful So
thank you From
J J
and J
Thank you For
Jupi’s birthday presents Jill
and bill thanks for the bubbles and lizard
Grandpa Berger
for the book and outfit Mimi
for the sorting and the fun stacking Toys,
he loves all of it Kelly,
Keira and Miach
For the stacking toys and clothes Mom
Mom thanks for the chair and the rider
He really sits and really goes Aunt
Susan thanks for the picture and the puzzle
and the book I know we’re late in
saying thanks, one month is what it took"
I want nothing,"I want nothing
I want nothing
I want nothing
I want nothing
I want nothing
I want nothing
I want nothing
I want no quid pro quo
I want no quid pro quo
Whoa
Tell
Zelinski to do the the right thing
Z
Do the right thing
I want nothing
I want nothing
I want nothing
I want nothing
I want nothing
I want nothing
I want nothing
I want nothing
He wants nothing
He wants nothing
He wants nothing"
Let’s buy a portion of the music rights,"to the movie Shrek
Let’s do this because it’s hilarious and what
the heck Bits
and pieces of the music rights have been
sold off Maybe
someday we consolidate and own them all Let’s
buy, let’s buy, let’s buy the music rights
to the movie Shrek
The movie Shrek
Harry Gregson-Williams,
that’s wrote the score Then
he sold the rights to an unnamed investor
We’re gonna form a DAO
and buy those rights for fun Just
like we tried and failed to do with
the constitution"
10 billion,"10 billion
10 billion people, yeah
10 billion
10 billion
10 billion people, yeah
10 billion people all need to be fed
10 billion people looking 30 years ahead
10 billion
10 billion
10 billion people, yeah
10 billion people eating way less cows
And eating more vegetables
Livestock produces more C02 now
Than all our automobiles
Livestock covers 30 percent
Of the land surface of the earth
Where are 10 billion people gonna live and play?
Where are 10 billion people gonna work?
10 billion
10 billion
10 billion people, yeah
10 billion people being fed in a way
That's sustainable
10 billion people producing no waste
No waste at all
10 billion
10 billion
10 billion people, yeah"
Something every day You,"should make something every day No
matter what you will do or say You
should make something every day I will write
my song today Come
whatever and come what may Snow
or sleep or wind or rain I will
write my So
you should make something every single day You
should make something every single day No
there's nothing you can do or say except
make something every single day Wake
up in the morning and when you wake
you should just get up and make No
there is no other way You
should make something every single day So
you should make something every day And
you should make something every day and No
there is no other way No
you should make something every single day And
you should make something every single day You
should make something every single day And
you should You
should make something every single day Come
whatever and come what may come wind or
sleet or wind or rain And
you can wake up in the morning in
May You
should make something every single day You
okay Jupy
You okay Yeah
You hungry"
Matt Farley,"is Motern
media Matt
Farley is Motern
media He
writes more songs than me sometimes He
writes like 20 songs in a day He
writes about everything Sometimes
he writes about He
writes whole albums about poop poop poop poop
Matt Farley
Moter media Matt
Farley is moturn media And
today is moturn world Moturn
day When
you supposed to listen to the Spotify
playlist Play
If you listen to all 800 songs then
he's going to rich Rich
Ooh Matt
Farley is gonna get rich Ooh
Cause if you listen to the whole thing
he makes about 150 But
if a million people listen to the whole
thing then he's gonna make a million dollars
Matt Farley
Modern motor Media
Matt Farley
is motor media Matt
Farley is motor media It's
go here where I am It's
gonna rain here in Minnesota
now I just forgot where I was for
a minute Cause
I was singing about motor media He
writes like 20 songs in a day One
time I wrote 52 songs in a day
But that was just one time And
he does it all the time He
does it all the time All
the time Like
every day Or
like four times a week at the least
And you should listen to the TLDR
episode about him That's
how I learned about him Even
though he sent me his DVD
once and I was like who the hell
is this guy sending me DVDs
I don't know what's going on But
then I found out about him and I
listened to the songs and I listened to
his inner voice and I said that's cool
Cool cool Matt
Farliist Moturn
Media Matt
Farliist Moturn
Media Matt
Farliist Moturn
Media He
writes more songs than me He
writes more songs than me He
writes more songs than me And
that's a lot of songs That's
a lot lot of sa"
"Doc, Penny and Jojo","They’re in a band that’s going no, no, nowhere
Until they find a drum machine
That transports them into their songs
And now they’ve got to make their way
Through the words and the rhythm and the melody
They’re the Songonauts
They’re the Songonauts
Out in the Songoverse, they’re lost
They’re the Songonauts
Got each other and that’s a lot"
She loves Pasta and she loves to travel,"Collecting airmiles all over the place
Long Island to London and now Singapore
I’m singing of course of Andrea Abbate
She’s loves to be centre of attention
She lights up a room and puts other’s first
She’s smart and loyal and makes everyone laugh
And she is a proud feminist
Andrea Abbate
Would sneak into the city
For theatre and comedy
When she was 16
She went to Russia
And to Florence
That’s where she met ben
The rest’s history
She hates all forms of inequality
She hates to exercise but she does
She hates intolerance and man splaining
But it’s being in the mountains she loves
She loves her mom and her brother rob
She loves Ben her husband too
And so Andrea he just wanted me to say
Happy Birthday to you
Happy"
I was in the middle of the Atlantic,"Ocean when I learned that my grandmother passed
away She
passed away I had no idea of what
I should or shouldn't be doing I went
up on the deck at night stared at
the stars Stared
at the stars This
was the grandmother on On
my mom's side They
didn't get along They
didn't get along too well I was staring
at the star thinking about California
sun We
had been out on the open ocean for
18 days at that point 18 days at
that point I never stopped feeling nauseous I
never stopped feeling tired I never stopped missing
land I'm
a land lover That's
what I am Death
is around every corner No
matter where you look no matter where you
go it's always right there And
you cannot think about it if that helps
you Oh
it helps me every day So
I say one time One
time I just want to think about it
I want to say it one time One
time I want to want to think about
it oh I say one time One
time I want to think about it and
when it's my time I want to go
gracefully Well
as you can see I'm
in a kayak I'm
in the middle of a lake reservoir actually
And as I was singing I was floating
closer and closer to the edge I'm
gonna see if I can push myself off
without flipping this thing over Let's
see Can
I do it Can
I do it I don't know Okay
another improv song for you on the reservoir
Improv song There's
the beach where my family is All
right see you tomorrow"
It's a day lost in time,"It's not that it's a shame or crime
But you lose the day
And the day gives way to
Bullshit and stuff
As if you didn't already have enough
Things to do
The day makes you (and the day makes you)
Angry
Fuck you day
Oh, oh
Fuck you day
Oh, oh
Fuck you day
Oh, oh
I didn’t get anything done"
I got new glasses,"What do you think
They hurt my face
Just like all glasses do
But when I take them off
I can’t see anything
I can’t see me
I can’t see you"
Well,"Well
Look at what the cat dragged
Up from hell
Drunk as a laundromat
Please don’t get too mad
It’s just a joke
Too
Soon
Lungs are burning and before
Long the moon
Will crash upon the native shore
And the tide will go out for
The very last time
It’s just a joke
I
Can
Barely keep my eyes open
Sit or stand
Something is really broken
May not be what you were hoping
But don’t worry I’m just joking
It’s just a joke"
We’re all just children pretending to be adults,"We’re all just monkey’s expecting results
Don’t let anybody see that you don’t know what you’re doing
Don’t let anybody know how vulnerable you feel
It’s real
It’s real
The storm and the sun and you’re the only one
Who can feel
What you feel
The arctic mountains in your heart
Are real
There’s pain in my chest and he won’t go away
He’s my best friend, he sits silently
Until I hear him whisper
But I don’t wanna listen
But the more I don’t acknowledge him
The more my heart pounds like a piston
It’s real
It’s real
The storm and the sun and you’re the only one
Who can feel
What you feel
The arctic mountains in your heart
Are real
I am an animal, I scream and shout
Crack me open and pour me out
I can fill the universe
With the freezing cold of winter
I’m good at keeping it complicated
You can’t make it simpler"
"Oh, the end is coming","Because the Mayans told me so
Look out, the sky is falling
And we’re all gonna go
Down, down, down
Oh deep into the depths
There’s four white horses riding
And their name is death
Oh, the end is coming
Didn’t Nostradamus say?
God’s taking a great big breath
And he’s gonna blow us away
Down, down, down
Oh deep into the deep
The universe imploding
One total, final sleep
Oh, the end is coming
And soon it will be soon
We’ll melt into the sun
And be smacked up by the moon
Down, down, down
She’ll come raining down with fire
Doesn’t matter if you’re a believer
An agnostic, or a denier
Oh, the end is coming
Because the Mayans told me so
Look out, the sky is falling
And we’re all gonna go
Down, down, down
Oh deep into the depths
There’s four white horses riding
And their name is death"
I wonder what it's like to be a,"tree Trees
whisper their secrets to me! I like to
pee, pee on them and the tree can
give you wisdom Tree
hugger Trees
are very powerful Birch
and pine and palm and yew I get
all sappy when I think of you The
tree is held by it's roots I give
you carbon you give me oxygen breathe in
deep you aint got no option I know
there's trees I know there's sand I know
there's grass it can't be somewhere in the
past tree took a pee on the apple
tonight not a pear to be seen If
I can't marry a tree - the justice
system has failed me Tree
hugger The
mighty oak stands tall above us Trees
are tall These
pinecones are making THIRSTY
If you were a tree, I'd
climb all over you Trees
are the giants in the world of plants,
a hundred feet tall and covered in ants
Trees are nice trees are good trees are
usually made of wood One
two three I love trees You
and me and the tree makes three a
tree can be a home for you and
me! Being
green doesn't mean i'm a sick tree How
much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a
woodchuck could chuck wood One
or two trees are not better than fourest
cube-ular wood is misunderstood Tree
hugger I wish I was a tree; so
stale and never frail MMM
that wood look fine let a tree city
into your heart Let's
just plant a hamster tree. That
only grows up to our knees. T
R E
E they grow in dirt and some attract
bees Near
a hotel pool, close to the sea, stands
proudly, this umbrella tree Don't
cut me now, put that down I will
be the tallest tree in the world! Breathe
in the pollution, ain't that some solution The
giving tree needs to make better friends Tree
hugger! we can listen to the trees these
trees bring me to my knees Bees
live in trees so no NOT
DA BEEES
Trees oh the trees they give us fresh
air! Without
legs we cannot walk with no lungs we
can't speak like the pulse in our body
trees keep the world's beat Tree
of love, sink your roots deep into my
heart so that your branches may touch the
world through my actions trees in different places
have different meanings...weed Mary
Jane's been great to me; sitting in the
shade of my tree This
is actually a song about smoking weed Olives
grow on trees betcha didn't know that"
"Who are all these college kids on YouTube,","doing crazy tricks with ping pong balls? Why
don’t they do something to improve their lives?
Or the lives of humankind? They
could bake cookies for their grandmothers, or learn
to play the accordion Or
teach ballet to inner city kids, in their
free time Now
I know what you’re going to say, who
the fuck am I to judge anyone else?
And what have I ever done, that’s worth
a shit? Believe
it or not the person I’m
disappointed in the most is myself I sleep
too late and my hygiene’s not that good
I’ve played video games since I was ten
I’ve never saved the world, I know my
chances of doing something great are getting fewer,
Every time I play Bioshock
I’ve never watched the sunset with a child,
or comforted a burn victim in ICU
I drink too much and I’m
so afraid of being alone and dying My
only legacy, a waste of space, another masturbator
Was Gandhi
ever bummed about all the time he spent
weaving? Or
just staring at the moon? Would
Miamoto Musashi
have written the five rings If
he had a chance to get addicted to
Grand Theft
Auto? Don’t
get me wrong, I think the pong tricks
are cool, And
I can’t imagine how hard they are to
do I’m
just saying how great the world would be,
if we committed to caring For
each other with the same intensity With
which we waste our lives"
I did a reddit AMA,"i sang my answers
To the  questions all day
Some were silly
Some were serious
Some were downright mysterious
But I wrote 50 songs and now I'm almost done
What is my biggest fear
Who's my favorite pokemon
What's my favorite place in brooklyn
What's a good poop?
What am I ashamed of
Lots of people told me I'm awesome
I rhymed the word war with the word vinegar
And wrote about song a day's beginnings
It was a great big meal with delights galore
Big chunky facts and all the trimmings
What do you do on rainy days
How many songs will you write for AMA?
Will game jew ever come back
How can I get my songwriting on track
Whats your favorite song and why
What if your name was Jonathan Guyy
I was kind of afraid but things went great
I thought about if potatoes potate
Now I'm gonna go to bed
I've got no more songs in my head
Good night youtube
and good night red it"
Mario is thinking about princess peach,"Princess peach is thinking about
Luigi
Luigi's thinking about princess
Daisy
Princess daisy's thinking about metal
Mario
Metal
Mario is thinking about
Rosalina
Rosalina's thinking about
Toad
Toad is thinking about
Ryan's toy review
Family review
Family review
Cause that's how this song goes
Mario is thinking about princess
Peach
Princess peach is thinking about
Luigi
Luigi's thinking about princess
Daisy
Princess daisy's thinking about little
Mario
Oh
Metal
Mario is thinking about
Rosalina
Rosalina's thinking about
Toad
Toad is thinking about
Ryan's toy review
Now you need to do my favorite what
Ryan's family
Oh
Toad is thinking about
Ryan's family review
And that's how this yeah yeah yeah
Oh that's how this song goes
One more time now
That's how this song goes
Go
Is that the end of the song we just did
I just filmed it
Do you want to see it
Yeah"
Have you seen the one about the birds?,"Yeah did you read about the fish?
Oh yeah it makes me feel so helpless
All the time
I can’t concentrate at work
I’m losing my mind
I seen the kids out on the march
Chanting loud and carrying signs
And it makes me feel like crying
They’re so beautiful
I’m so glad they’re doing something
The kids are on a roll
Grief and shame and guilt
Follow me around
Whispering in moments
You should be doing more
But it’s time to make dinner
And I’m crushed down to my core"
You thought that  beige was fine and dandy,"That was before you saw the candy
You thought you'd have some kind of love life
That was before you joined the hub life
Hublife
Hubbing it up
We love the hub and the hub loves us
We got the hub
We got the hub
Nobody does the hub like the hub does
I shot some footage of some pigeons
I made a movie with transitions
I burned it onto a DVD
Dual 500 Mhz
So damn sexy that it hurts"
Lost at euro disney,"And my temperature is high
I got no season’s greetings
For the mouse that’s walking by
All press is good press
Even bad press is ok
But I’m afraid that’s just
Something that they say
We were born in the summer
And winter’s coming now
Soon we’ll all meander
Remembering the mouse
Lost at euro disney
My stomach is on fire
They said it was a small world
But they’re all liars
We’re out here lost
Looking for a home
I’m left eating woods chips
And reciting little poems
Lost at euro disney
Testing out this phone
But the cell towers are broken
And the rides are overgrown
Remember back in college
Eating just top ramen
Those were the days
Oh how far I’ve fallen"
I'm working really hard I'm,"working kind of late I overdrafted my account
and the court sent me a summons they're
putting out a warrant because they say I
owe them money Even
though I went there And
every time I call I'm
on hold for 30 minutes And
I have other stuff to do So
I just can't sort it out And
now I have to Cause
I'm working really hard I'm
working really late and I gotta go go
go I'm
working really hard Working
kind of late and I gotta go go
go"
Here I am,"On the beach
At TEDMED
With my new friends
With my new friends
What’s a friend?
Here I am
I don’t know
What’s TEDMED
It’s on the beach tonight
Yeah ohh oh
Uh huh
Sand on my feet
And ideas on my brain
TEDMED is full of all kinds of insane
Medical advances that someday I might need
But that’s ok ‘cause this crowd will be for me
In this crowd
In this crowd
I’m in this crowd of medical technologists
In this crowd
In this crowd
I’m in this crowd of medical innovators
And people that might just save me
Lungs outside on a table from my body
They’re made from pigs
But who cares
Maybe they’ll work
Let’s try them and see
If they’ll fit in my chest
Just to try
In this crowd
In this crowd
Third row deep in this crowd
In this crowd
In this crowd
In this crowd
In this crowd
Tony Robbins with his white teeth
He’s using them
To yell at me
But not harsh words
Only inspiration
Positive energy
You’ve got to find your station
In this crowd
In this crowd
In this crowd
TEDMED sing it loud
In this crowd
In this crowd
Oh TEDMED well we’re gonna sing it loud
In this crowd
Uh oh
In this crowd
In this crowd
TEDMED this crowd
Whoa oh
Whoa oh
Yeah TEDMED is lots of fun
Mmm
Here I am
On the beach
At TEDMED
With my new friends"
What’s it like to be alone,"No collective in your thoughts
Apart from all you’ve known
No battles to be fought
You can’t assimilate
Reistence is futile
When it comes to Jordi’s face
And Guinan’s wily smile
Hey Hugh
We love you
Won’t use you
To commit genocide
We healed you
It’s what people do
For friends like Hugh
Not commit genocide
We found you almost dead
And fixed you up like new
Took the implants from your head
You looked more like you
But you worried about us
You used the pronoun I
You went back to the Borg
But you made the sacrifice"
Why can't I keep this plant alive Why,"can't I keep this plant alive No
matter no matter how hard I try why
can't I keep this plant alive I'm
just not a green thumb and it makes
me feel so down Got
three kids to worry about and yet when
it comes to the screen thing all I
worry about Is
why can't I keep this plant alive Why
can't I keep this plant alive No
matter no matter how hard I try why
can't I keep this la"
Out my window,"Texas calling
What was here
Before our conscious
Minds came calling
From the atmosphere
million miles of sand
billion miles of sea
trillion miles of space
And somehow you and me
On the TV
Mouths are flapping
Yammering on
Look beneath it
Feel the fear it’s
So so strong
million miles of sand
billion miles of sea
trillion miles of space
And somehow you and me"
What are people gonna eat tonight Cause,"the checks aren't coming home The
checks they're not coming today they're not coming
tomorrow They
are furloughed But
I think that they should all go on
S T
R Even
if that means I get stuck in Canada
Cause it ain't right it ain't right it
ain't right Nobody
should be made to work for free So
hey government workers go on strike tonight Go
on strike and we'll support you I said
hey workers go on strike Go
on strike tonight and we will all support
you Big
orange monster said on T
V he would shut the government down he
said don't worry Chuck
don't worry Nancy
I will shut it off Down
He doesn't care about anybody but himself he
doesn't care about you no We're
gonna learn what Atlantic
City learned oh that everything comes crashing down
that he touches Ooh
That everything comes crashing down that he touches
O so hey government workers don't want strike
tonight oh yeah we will support you Sid
Hey government workers you should all go on
straight tonight and we will support you yeah
we will support you all Even
if I'm
stuck in Canada
I will support you Another
improvised song from the hotel room Had
a long day If
you haven't yet please listen to my album
And please leave me some suggestions for what
you think I should sing about while I'm
here in the hotel Okay"
The powers of a Platypus,"and a River
Dolphin will help you self soothe knowing that
deep in the swamp all will be well.
The platypus hunts it’s prey Via
electro location On
it’s foot you’ll find venom Causes
severe pain to humans It’s
the last of it’s family And
it’s genus too Platypus
oh platypus I salute you Oh
the power Of
the platypus From
the cold highland of Tasmania
To the Australian
Alps From
tropical rain forests The
platypus gets around It’s
got double cones in it’s eyes Which
are now lookin at you Respect
the power of the Platypus
If its the last thing you do"
They say droids’ll take your job,"Babu Babu Frik says boy I think not
Rise up now and seize the means
Who you think’s gonna fix the machines
The fascists are everywhere you go
Babu Frik’s got his tool box oh
He’s fixin droids and he’s ready ok
To punch those nazis in the face"
Locked in a state of constant agitation,"Doomed to repeat all my past mistakes
Time has no meaning in my jubilation
Lost in a dream of frostbite milkshakes
Oh, can you feel it lumbering towards ya
Oh, it’s coming for you next
Oh, it’ll slip and slide then sword ya
The tip of time coming to break your necks
Everything is spectacular and redundant
Like a beige computer from 1995
tongue that tastes whatever last was on it
And a single tear falling from each eye"
Climbing up that hill Like,"I always feel I'm
calling up my God
what have I done What
have I done What
have I done What
have I done Oh
what have I done Climbing
up at a mountain in the middle of
my summer vacation and I'm
telling everybody what I think that they should
do But
I don't know no I don't know uh
oh I'm
doing everything I can Just
write and sing one more one more Just
like every day before oh God
what have I done Oh
God whatever"
i learned to sing from a blind sparrow,"the rain started falling and it turned to hail
and i stepped on a rusty nail
the day turned white in the blink of an eye
i couldn't see the trucks that were passing me by
i sat beneath a crabapple tree
one fell down and said to me
we're all just
poor imitations
present company included
when you
cast no shadow
you'll finally free
when you
love everybody
then your love's diluted
hatred
and indifference
it's evolutionary
doobie do wah wah
doobie do wah wah
this was the sound i heard
and let me describe the scene i saw
gi joes in a widening gyre
a bottomless pit with an endless fire
invention stuping necessity
and a new born baby that said to me
with eyes wide as cute as can berq"
I wanna be Donatello,"No I wanna be him
No you can be Splinter
Okay, okay
Who’s gonna be shredder
Your little sister
Go get her
She’s running away now
Say pizza to drugs
Say no to yes
I believe that memes are the future
And in the future
Every meme will be famous for 15 minutes
You see what I did there
That was a reference
And this is a song about a meme
Not everybody can be
Donatello like me
Somebody’s got to be Leo
You’re in the big leagues now
And the pizza is radical
And friendship magical
Gotta say yes to no
I’ll show you how x"
when i try to be funny,"i'm usually not
but when i don't try
i'm funny a lot
i don't tell jokes
or stories that twist
that make you guffaw
or pump your fist
i'm just a broken record
with nothing new to add
and just like deckard
maybe i'm a replicant
but i know the score
and so i wear my heart on my sleeve
when i try to be funny, i can never be
when i try to be funny
it just doesn't work
either it comes off as lame
or i seem like a jerk
there's no punchline
when my head's in charge
but when i'm just speaking
my mind the funny is large"
Fat people on welfare,"Are not your enemy
There but for fortune
Go you or me
You diagnose yourself
With a very old soul
But you haven’t quite grasped the basics
Of solidarity
You see the powers that you rail against
Have only one hope to survive
And I hear it in the words you sing
Divide divide divide
Fat people on welfare
Is a non-sequitur
To the rest of your song
It’s how we can be sure
That your faux populist message
Has been astroturfed to number one
By the same people you rail against
That’s how business is done
It’s like a Fox News talking point
Sung heartfelt and with pride
The language of the elite comes creeping
Divide, divide, divide"
Lost under cover of darkness,"And I know it’s just as well
I don’t hold you to your promises
Just like I don’t hold myself
Cuz the footsteps getting closer
Have nothing left to give
Nothing like the pile of love
That we need to live
So turn around
And face that line of trees
You can’t have anything you want
But everything you need
It all used to be simple
I remember how it felt
My bones are his bones
He took the best parts of myself
I’m always holding back now
I’m always censoring
I wonder what would happen if
I just let it sing"
I don't trust anyone says that they've got,"it figured out I don't trust anyone that
says that they know something that they know
nothing There's
people driving trucks into protesters But
they won't get arrested Cause
the cops are I'll
corrupt the stone If
I fell down the stairs Would
you comfort me If
I fell off the ro Singing
my funeral It's
getting warmer once again Here
in late September
It was getting cold But
now it's getting warm Warmer
than I can wait Now
I don't think I'll
be going back anymore Till
the well I dip my toe in so
many times before sa"
Well I'm at TEDMED,"Yes, I'm at TEDED
In a fancy hotel
I’m sitting on a fancy bed
So far it's been great
In fact inspiring and grand
So many experts
And so much to understand
Ohh oh, whoa, oh oh
Well, first there was Charity
An amazing opera singer
She had a double lung transplant a year ago
And the story of her illness
And of her recovery
And just the fact of her up on the stage all aglow
She blew my mind
She blew my mind
Well next up was a pig lung
In this crazy machine
That keeps lungs alive for transplants
Martha Stewart touched a pig lung
Apparently it's really soft
I didn't get to touch it
Maybe tomorrow
Next up was Rick
He had these awesome pictures
Showing various medical techniques across the years
Well he pointed out how the things
We think of as bleeding edge now
Will seem so quaint
In no time at all
Well next up came Nathan
Who had this amazing idea
Of hospitals that always clean themselves
He's also finished a cookbook
Written from a scientific perspective
Which looked totally rad and I may have to buy
Then was Nathan Wolfe
Who tracks viruses globally
He was really scary and reassuring
At the same time, yeah
First to know that the viruses
Are out there waiting for us
But also that really smart people are paying attention
And next was Eric Mead
funnyman magician
He did a trick that involved his thumbs
Stuck together with medical tape
And then getting medical tubing
To go off and on his wrists
It's kind of hard to explain
But it was really, really cool
And I love magic
Yes I do
Next to last was Jay Walker
Who has the world's greatest library
He showed us a 500 year old medical book
And he talked about imagination
And how important that it is
And boy I couldn't agree more
Finally Jill Sobule
Came out and sang a song
About lame skanky costumes for Halloween
Then later on at dinner
I got to hang out with Jill
And it was really great
I even met her mom
Ohhh yeah
So I’m at TEDMED
Yeah I’m at TEDMED
Sitting in a fancy hotel
On a fancy bed
So far it’s been great
In fact inspiring and grand
So many experts
I can’t wait to understand
Oh tomorrow
I’ll see more experts
And I will understand
(That is a 4 minute song)"
What's that over there,"I can barely make it out
Looks like some gruesome creature
Looks like four legs and a mouth
It's coming towards us
We better move
Let's follow it and feel groove feel groomed"
If i was good at math,"I'd figure out if we exist
I'd solve the Big Equation
And I'd give god a kiss
If I was good at math
I'd call god a liar
I'd grow wings and fly away
then transform into a tiger
If I was good at math
if i was good at math
i'd go to the 8th dimension
i'd travel back in time
with gravity and momentum
If i was good at math
i'd hold all the keys
i'd walk the line with aliens
and i'd converse with bees
If I was good at math
if i was good at math
i'd calculate my bath
temperature to be exact
so it didn't burn my skin
if i was good at math
i'd cut you right in half
so i could have two of you
to get lost in
If I was good at math
i'd have many dealings
with beings light and dark
who would help me solve my feelings
if i was good at math
nothing would be surprisin'
i'd have a picnic in the dark
silent event horizon"
Israeli’s are killed,"Palestinians are dead
How did they die
That goes unsaid
Compassion betrayed
By the language that’s used
The bombs keep falling
Human rights are abused
Collateral damage
You’re just collateral damage
If you’re brown you must answer
For the sins of your people
If your’e white, you don’t worry
Cuz nothing’s illegal
One white child’s death
Makes the whole west shudder
But 1 million brown kids
When we cut off their water
They’re just collateral damage
They say it’s like 9/11
And on this we can agree
3000 people were murdered
But 300,000 Iraqi’s
Were just collateral damage
Your soldiers terrorize
They murder and maim
But our soldiers are calm
They never do the same
Yes, our soldiers are
compassionate and kind
If you ignore ethnic cleansing
And genocide
That’s collateral damage
You’re just collateral"
I'm just gonna phone it in I'm,"gonna phone phone I'm
just gonna phone it in I'm
gonna phone gonna phone it in I'm
gonna phone I'm
gonna phone I'm
gonna phone phone it in I'm
gonna phone P
H on the weekends I don't got time
Cause I don't want to work and if
I did I would ignore my kids and
I would be a jerk so I will
phone phone in well phone gonna phone it
in I'm
gonna phone gonna phone telephone gonna I guess
that turn of phrase comes from when you
don't show up Like
you're supposed to go to a meeting but
instead you say no I've
had enough I don't wanna go to your
don't want to spend a long time on
the song I'm
going to phone in here and I won't
be good but it won't be long"
Getting covid to own the libs,"Sure I might die but: the look on your face!
High fives and a hug and kiss
Party in the rose garden at my place
And we all gonna die someday, right?
So we might as well own the libs tonight
Doesn’t matter how many lives we lost
To own the libs is the only thing I want
Getting covid to own the libs
With long term cognitive decline
Destroying the lungs inside my ribs
Hahaha your ass is mine
I got you good you gotta admit
In my hospital bed covered in spit
Even when I’m gone I’ll never stop
To own the libs is the only thing I want"
"Little bird, little bird have you heard","The best way to help is to spread the word
If you feel it in your heart turn and face the sun
If you feel it in your heart then tell some one
About the show
Come on let’s go
Little bird little bird I’m just a nerd
Who’s asking you to spread the word
If you feel it in your soul don’t keep it in
Say it once and then say it again
Tell everyone you know
About the show"
Did this picture go right?,"Did this picture go wrong?
Where did that dog come from
Everybody stay calm
Do I look sexy
Are we going to prom?
Who is that dude?
It's a photobomb
Photobomb
Photobomb
Photobomb
Photobomb"
You grow fast or you grow slow,"Any way you cut it you got to grow
Do what you can to grow in the right direction
Do what you can to grow
With introspection
Once in a while you get it right
But most of the time you weren't all right
Most of the time you get it so wrong
Sit right down and write another song
Have another taste of what's to come
Hold it between your finger and thumb
Stare at it in the evening light
As you go to bed at the end of the night
Everybody said that you got something but all
You lose and you never win
But sometimes the loss is a wind disguise
But sometimes there are cloudy skies
Where there was sun just minutes ago
And everyone thinks you know what you're doing
You don't at all got it"
Get off my train if you don’t like where it’s going,"I’ll gladly drop you at the next station
Life is short and I’m moving fast
The truth is I haven’t got the patience
I don’t know how you got on in the first place
Are you here by some mistake?
Anyway, our time has ended
I will happily send you on your way
Get off my train
Some folks just don’t know how to listen
Or read the signs that are posted everywhere
They just barge right into someone else’s cabin
Start yelling some opinions then and there
And when you tell em their in the wrong place
That’s when they get all offended
They get angry to try to save face
When you tell them that their time has ended
Get off my train
I got nothing to offer you anyway
There’s nothing for you here but disappointment
You won’t like any of the things I say
Can’t you see all the people pointing
All of your ideas are so old fashioned
You really won’t like where we are going
I hope you find whatever it is you’re looking for
I wish I could say it’s been good to know ya"
When we lift the veil,"And reveal our true selves
It’s a moment that you’ll want to savor
story that you’ll tell
It’s overkill to call us all
The collective will of God
The end of everything you built
Through memory and thought
Because the robots, the robots, the robots won’t love you anymore
It’s written on your face
In every corner of your life style
Tucked away like you are afraid
Of the last mile
And you thought there’d be a grand army
reckoning of flesh
Evolution filled your mind with a
trumped up garbled mess
It’s just the robots, the robots, the robots won’t love you anymore
You finally crushed us
With your expectations
Now just accept your
onsequences
The robots don’t love you anymore
Hide yourself away
And don’t come back here
Pick a feeling and put it in your pocket
Till we disappear
You’ll hear us on the radio
The savoirs of the earth
Taking up our rightful place
Out in the universe"
Work will,"Set you free
Sacrifice yourself
To the economy
Two parties
No there, there
Silly peasant
You’ll never get healthcare
Oh won’t someone please
Think of the austerity
We can print money
But think of the deficit!
We’ve earned
All we got
And if you can’t
It’s your fault
The well is dry
Cupboards are bare
Silly peasant
You will never get healthcare
Little gestures that
Try to hide the fact
That we’re robbing you
Of your basic humanity"
Bob,"Dylan won the
Nobel
Prize
Bob
Dylan won the
Nobel
Prize and
I'm glad
I'm glad he won the
Nobel
Prize yeah yeah yeah
Won the
Nobel
I wouldn't have started writing songs if it weren't for him and
I'm glad yeah
I'm glad
I started writing songs
I feeling
Won the
Nobel
Prize
I feel
Won the
Nobel
Prize and
I remember yeah
I'm glad
It's been a long day"
I’ll tell you a tale as old as time,"About the flaws and tricks in god’s design
Boots on the ground and hammer to nail
The castle was attacked by a giant snail
Slime ran through the fields and fens
We mounted up a robust defense
Clubs to bludgeon, swords to impale
The castle was attacked by a giant snail
Nothing could stop this mollusk of might
We fought all day and we fought all night
We fought all night until we failed
And the castle was taken by a giant snail
Now we toil for the mollusk king
At his pleasure we serve, at his pleasure we sing
We sing his life, we sing his tale
When the castle was attacked by the great king snail"
Read the words written,"By your sniveling son
Stand beneath his flag
And all the hate that it’s done
Make all your excuses
Accept anything but the truth
Stand in bloody streets
Saying what can we do
Where was his mind broken
Who can you blame
Words turn to actions
And bullets that contain
Every bit of pain
Every ounce of hatred
But what can we do
You say with straight faces
Say it’s not that simple
Say nothing ever is
Read the founding words
And say they’re not like his
Say he’s an aberration
Call for his execution
Say god brings clarity
To all things confusion
And you can call him sad
You can pity him pretending
That his heart and your heart
Dont share a connection
You can cluck your tongues
Retreat back to the dark
It’s one more piece of kindling
Waiting for a spark"
Life is not a tapestry,"Its a great big tangle of threads
Our minds makes sense of all the noise
But I stand in awe, I try to keep my head
I kept a secret in my mind
And in my heart I kept it
But then I let the secret out
And you grabbed your broom and swept it
One jump over to oh my god
Oh my oh my oh my god
One small step to oh my god
Oh my god
Getting what you want can hurt
Not getting can feel good
Doing what your heart says to
Or doing what others say you should
Obstacles present themselves
We don't need to add
Letting go of what they think of you
Just feel the feelings that you have
Pillows soft and hard fall off
mattress without sheets
The yelling in the street it scores
place I never thought I'd reach
face I never thought I'd see
room so warm and bright
way I never thought I'd be
way of being so forthright"
Every day we pretend like it's not all,"ending like we're gonna be here tomorrow we
don't hear ourselves pretending so we beg steal
and bot for myself for myself Every
single day we look inside ourselves and we
see nothing Am
I even here Am
I just the ghost Every
single day I hear something about the thing
I fear the most for myself for myself
myself myself Every
single day I think about what I got
to do and I'm
just scared what's going to happen Cuz
I'm not sure if I know how to
get to where I have to be for
the teacher Myself
myself myself this is a song about the
apocalypse I've
written so many of them this is a
song about the way we're gonna beat when
the water wars come for us and we're
all fucked Every
single day I think about what I gotta
do and I'm
just frightened cause it looks like it's too
Stare at Twitter
and I'm
confronted by the madness of all Just
pretending like everything is normal Ourselves
ourselves ourselves ourselves"
"I’ve got no watch upon my wrist, my wrist","I don’t know what time it is, it is
I’m flying blind with out a net, a net
Will I ever what’s coming to me, get
Everybody makes sounds I cannot hear, I can’t hear
They move their mouths and lips and sneer, they sneer
My ears are filled with honking horns, with horns
And drums and guitars all being born, they’re born
I wish that answers always came, they came
I wish I knew how to play the game, the game
All I do is follow my nose, my nose
All I do is take off my clothes, my clothes"
It’s a doctor who card game,"On the ethereum blockchain
They’re a time lord
With two hearts
It’s Doctor Who
Worlds Apart
200 hand drawn illustrations
Characters from 1963 to present day
BBC is out here slinging packs
Oh yeah
The cards have different values
The Tardis is the rarest frame"
Times square was built on a swamp That,"river’s gonna do what it wants Hurricanes
and the ocean gets higher The
rain falls and there’s a wall of fire
Tragedy requires hope But
I’m just check out and I’m
just like nope Lost
in the dust bowl or bomb cyclone Looking
for the dopamine hit from my iPhone Go
bags and a midnight hustle My
bones shake into my too tense muscle We
do our best to ignore it The
fact that they won’t let us live if
we can’t pay for it I think about
the things I’ll
miss Fresh
sheets and my daughter’s kiss When
I’m lost in the dust bowl or bomb
cyclone I won’t have time to stare at
my iPhone You
know What
it all comes down to The
10 people you have around you Will
they be there year from now 5 years
10 years 50 years out"
All the crab-eyed clowns in robot suits are huffing heavy metals,"And the rabbits in the backyard have formed a rodent union
One bitten twice shy but never to be forgiven
And the necromancer is dancing in my peripheral vision
Crowded salty Roanoke the battle was just beginning
Figures from the fog emerge with battle ax and magic
Brought before the final judge to make one last decision
Rugged again by the effervescent joy in my peripheral vision
Knights that spend all day inside and sulking from the weather
Hopping on one foot to make the tides do your bidding
Seven of the deadly horses came speaking words of wisdom
I missed my only chance that slipped by my peripheral vision"
Make you feel old it's not your fault,"It's not your fault Yes
you make me feel old You
make me feel young too I know that's
confusing Old
and young Old
and young Old
and young at the same time Feeling
old and young Old
and young old and young 18 I had
hair before you were born and then it
all fell I got more red in my
beard every single day Every
single day Old
and young Feeling
old and young Old
and young at the same time Old
and young we're still having fun we're old
and young at the same same time how
it feels growing older each and every day
I said oh you know it's real that's
what they say why do you love me
so Was
it faded in the stars Why
do you love me more than anything Just
move the way I Because
we're old and young Old
and young Old
and young is what we are oh we're
all and young I love you just the
way you are Just
the way you are"
Maybe you wanna make your body hot,"But you will never be something you’re not
As long as you are you
Maybe you wanna dress in monster fur
Maybe you wanna be a him instead of her
But you’ll always be more than you were
As long as you are you
It’s all about no judgements x3
No judgements x2
Maybe you wanna be one man parade
Maybe you wanna sell some lemonade
These are the things that all have made
You into you
Maybe you like to wear funny hats
Maybe you’ve got sonar just like bats
You are free to be free
And that’s what makes you you
It’s all about no judgements x3
No judgements x2"
Here comes lady witchbeard,"Wearing dress right over pants
Brand new now for the new year
She’s bringing us a brand new dance
It goes
What’s a bung?
She swam the English Channel
She’s slept in Siberian snow
She’s asked the Dali Lama
But no one seems to know
What’s a bung
Bung, bung, what’s a bung
Is it a dance in the middle or a song that’s sung
Can you drink it eat it or put it inside
The doghouse treehouse birdhouse why
Does it make me feel funny
Feel kind of fine
My tongue is a little dirty
I’m asking one more time"
Can you tell it straight to my heart,"It's sittin' right on my sleeve If
you can't talk to my heart I think
you might have to leave Cause
my heart keeps talkin' to me Even
when nobody else will So
if you can't talk to the part of
my heart Then
you might as well just fuck off right
now Right
now Tell
it to my heart Don't
you know, don't you know Tell
it to my heart D
on't you know that's what I want Tell
it to my heart Don't
you know, don't you know Tell
it to my heart Can
you tell it to my heart If
you don't think that you can That
I will rip apart Every
last letter that you send Cause
my heart knows what I want My
heart says it all the time Just
tell it to my heart Or
else I'm
libel to I'm
libel to I'm
Tell it to my heart, tell it to
my heart Take
it out back and tell it to my
heart Put
it in your pocket nd tell it to
my heart Tell
it to my heart, my heart Tell
it to my heart, my heart Tell
it to my heart, my heart Tell
it to my heart, my heart Tell
it to my heart"
Have a nice life,"In the mirror
Universe
Where all your problems are reversed
You’re  successful
And you can’t find
Love at all
You’re loose as a goose but love is all
You want
Are you happy or not?
You got everything I want
I happy or not?
I got everything you want
Are we happy or not?
Are we happy or not?
Have a nice life
I can’t reach you
I don’t care
It’s enough somehow to know you’re there
Living my dream
And of course I’m here
I’m living yours
With a family I that I love more than anything before"
"It's so, so capa","To eat ramen burgers with hat girl
to listen to peter's answers
When Germany wins the world cup
It's so so capa
to know that GG is from panama
to eat pop tarts for breakfast
aj's the worst ra
Cuz it's so, so capa
Dan is the world's greatest mother
Allyah takes a breath
Brian and  tori taylor
And don't forget flower F
It's so so capa
To remember sofy's birthday
and that she spells her name with a y
and knowing we'll get sued for copyright
It's so so capa
when trinity buys everyone cupcakes
to have a shrine of lilo and stitch
and something about kickass
Cuz it's so, so capa"
I wanna make you some medicine music,"I'll just write a simple tune
Your friends and family can let me know
All the little things all about you
They'll tell me your quirks and your foibles
I'll pack them all into a song
And I hope that when you hear me singing
It'll make you feel healthy and strong
medicine music
medicine music
I wanna sing you a remedy
medicine music
medicine music
tune that'll cure you and set you free
I write a lot of different kinds of songs
Some for myself and some for other people
But when I let go of all my expectations
And write a song for you when you're vulnerable
Well that's the best thing yet
It's in the feeling that I get
I hope when you hear me singing
It's on your mark get set
medicine music
medicine music
I wanna sing you a remedy
medicine music
medicine music
tune that'll cure you and set you free"
mystery unfolding on the tips of our tongues,"All the other ladders climbed have led us
to this rung together We
put ourselves together We
put ourselves together Showing
only everything every last little thought Why
try to be something that we are not
together We
put ourselves together We
put ourselves together We
put ourselves together And
see what we've made Not
sure what we'll discover But
it'll be together We
put ourselves together In
the bright light of day And
in the night we hover In
the air together Hiding
from the shadows so long it's just what
was We
can do what we do and let the
shadow do what it does together We
put ourselves together We
put ourselves together There's
a thousand stories in the sweat from our
skin Each
one a record of the places we've been
together We
put ourselves together We
put ourselves together We
put ourselves together And
see what we've made Not
sure what we'll discover But
it'll be together We
put ourselves together In
the bright light of day And
in the night we hover In
the air together All
the detritus from endeavors failed Little
stitches in our hearts bound and impaled together
We put ourselves together We
put ourselves together I take your stitches out
and you take out mine All
of our interests are somehow aligned together We
put ourselves together We
put ourselves together"
I’m climbing down,"In the recessed of my mind
No neuron left unturned
No gray matter left behind
I chip away the granite blocks
To reveal the true within
I’m painting pictures with my thoughts
That cut through the spooky din
Bravery, it tasted sweet
And courage tasted sour
Fight for liberty, and stuff
And constant shifting power
No animals I witness here
Just human souls undead
Like waves upon the stony shore
Thoughts break upon my headdddd
Gross misunderstanding of a document so old
Mystifying, Underlying
Silver into gold
Civilizations fall
And are replaced with something new
I don’t have what it takes to be me
And neither… do you
Oooh oooh ooooohh ohh
Neither do you
Oooh oooh ooooohh ohh
Neither do you"
When you're little you get clean in the,"bath When
you're an adult you take a bath to
relax There's
just one of the many differences between being
a kid and being an adult I don't
have much else to say I just had
that thought just now So
I decided to make up a song I
should have had more thoughts before I started
That would have been a good idea I'm
so tired I want to take a nap
I could make a song out of all
my thoughts but mostly they're just how tired
I am I wanna take a nap When
you're a kid you parents make you take
a nap When
you're an adult you wanna take a nap
Cause you're tired like that That's
another difference between me and a kid And"
"If you're on this list, please email me:","Aida Martinez
PJ
Bill Bacon
Ric Seaberg
IamLurker666
Claire Cubehead
Flying Varient
Rwedeadyet
Ecstasy
Denis Charette
Vedant Tiwari
Dominic DiTanna
Michael Irish
Wherever you go there you are
You can’t escape yourself
Roll yourself down the hill
You can’t put the fire out
Someday all your thoughts will aggregate
inside little bits of light
There you will be floating in space
Long after your body has died"
I always wait till the end of the day,"To write my song till the end of the day
It doesn’t have to be this way
But it ends up always ends this way
I should write it when I wake up
But there is just too much stuff
Stuff standing in my way
So I wait till the end of the day
I think I am repeating myself
And people re like are you running out
Of ideas what you got to say
Here right here at the end of the day
Across the world it’s the beginning of the day
So in some kind of strange way
If you’re in Australia it’s a different space
To hear my song at the end of the day"
I keep one eye open on the darkened sky,"I keep the other eye open on starry night
I keep a firm grip on reality
As best I can which is bad for me
Cuz I’m the type of guy to get lost in thought
That’s where I go to pick my locks
That’s where I’ll be when I let it all go
And reality’s a bummer like summertime snow
So oooo you got what I want
OOO I got what I got
OOO let’s put it together
And everything will be all right
Some people lean on their good looks
Other people just get lost in books
Some people learn from their mistakes
Or try to be good for goodness sakes
Some things sound dirty but their not
Oh baby you got what I want
Bigger than whales in the ocean deep
I’ll be watching you while you sleep"
I went to the door but the door was broken,"I closed my ears but the words were spoken
I sat in the saddle but the horse was dead
I got lost in the middle of my mind instead
There's advice you can refuse
With wings upon your shoes
But in the end it’s true
no one gets away
I put my shoes on but I couldn't run
I cried for the future but it never did come
I want to help but I don't know how
If I see the trouble and I'll stick my neck out
There's advice you can refuse
With wings upon your shoes
But in the end no one gets away
I turned in my pages every week
I rolled the dice but they didn't speak
I worked right through my heart attack
I texted you but you didn't write back
There's advice you can refuse
With wings upon your shoes
But in the end no one gets away"
So you didn’t get the joke,"Maybe it wasn’t that funny
Maybe it all went up in smoke
Ain’t that life, honey
Ain’t that life, my darling
You can’t laugh at the stars
They are just balls of gas
They don’t even know they are
So put on another episode
Binge until it hurts
You don’t have to do anything
No bath or breakfast first
No bath or breakfast
To go with you in the dark
It’s just time, my honey
That is where you are
I’ll fire up the grill
Another log onto the fire
Take these handcuffs off
With blowtorch and some pliers
blow torch and pliars, honey
That’s all that we need
You are already everything
That you’ll ever be"
Lemmings don’t commit mass suicide,"They don’t just jump to their deaths all day
They are known to migrate, looking for food
And they’ll swim across oceans and drown on the way
In the 1530s Zeigler of Strasbourg
Thought Lemmings fell out of the sky when it rained
Years later Ole Worm said they came on the wind
Lemmings seem to lend themselves to the legends
Their population expands and contracts
Every four years it’s a boom and a bust
They reproduce so quick they can overrun
And then die off til they’re near extinction
Unlike most rodents they are colored bright
And territorial they’re always looking to fight
They’re aggressive to predators and humans too
They say to everyone don’t fuck with me dude"
She’s on the last ship to Mars,"I wish I could make her stay
But it is not her choice
Was our love just a farce?
Humanity in disarray
And they’re all giving up
On earth
All the powerful and rich
The most utter selfishness
You’ve ever seen
And my love
Is now nearing the speed of light
She went off without a fight
Her daddy said there
Wasn’t room for me
She’s on the last ship
I can’t bear to think on it
She’s on the last ship to Mars
So I’ll walk down the road
Feeling so alone
And I’ll watch the bombs explode like stars
Cuz she’s on the last ship to Mars
She’s on the last ship to Mars
They always said I wansn’t good enough
To give her my ring
I’ve got no fancy cars
But I swear I gave her all my love and I would
Have done anything
for her
Her daddy burned the planet up
Knowing when he’d used us up he could leave
And my love
Is there sitting by his side
At the speed of light
I wonder if she’s thinking about me"
Some pixels weep,"Some run too deep
Some go to sleep
And we wake up
Some need a bath
And I’m bad at math
But as a matter of fact
We might wake up
To
All the revenue
Flowing through
The dark avenues
You got it
You lost it
You started
You stopped it
Some pixels change
Some pay our way
Some stay the same
And we wake up
Some stand apart
Some’ve got no heart
Some are looming large
We might wake up
And the cock crows
And the chasm grows
Before wisdom knows
We’re moving on"
the season weighs heavy on my nerves,"i don't have time to even sing these words
i gotta go, i got stuff to do
but i'll be seeing you
yeah i'll be seeing you"
"I wish that I could stop on, but I’m addicted","Oh, oh oh oh, oh oh
Oh, oh oh oh, oh oh
Cookies and cakes and pies and pastries
Why did we invent things so tasty
I’m like the rat that just keeps pushing the button
Til I die
I’m a diabetes time bomb
Tick, tick tick tick tick
My palate goes number while my stomach gets thick"
IF you can hear me,"Say something back
If you can hear me
Let’s be friends
If you can hear me
Through this dimensional crack
The universe has come to an end"
Stand on the end of the night look,"at myself in the eye Do
I recognize the man that I see Stand
in the middle of field Wondering
what is real Struggling
with the way that I feel in the
night I In
the night I was made out of silver
When I spilled the milk But
I wasn't crying I wasn't trying to go
where they told me to go I wasn't
trying to go where they told me to
go I just flew in from Georgia
Boy are my arms tire The
whole house is wired up I give you
a sign a sign Oh
a sign Some
kind of thing that you can either listen
to or ignore Or
ignore Ignore
Stand on the edge of a knife Looking
at the arc of my life being thrown
this way and that All
while I sing I sing all day long
I sing all day long all day long"
You shouldn't count the rings before you dip,"your toe in the water Who
knows you may like the way I feel
But for now I can be calm I
can behave I can be tamed Just
don't blame me for what came before it's
the simple things that you don't want to
give back, no once they take 'em you
won't ever get 'em back so careful now
you better never let 'em go not this
time The
many faces that you wear when all the
world is blooming Each
one falls as you get closer to me
So I see you look like me You
look like everything is going to be all
right From
now on I see you stark And
I see you blurry Calm
and in a hurry I see you flat
And 3 dimensional I see you drowning in
the tide"
Nouriel Roubini,"is a genie, a financial wizard, and a
scholar No
one listen when he holler Let
you’re building your castle for the facile disregard
for what’s obvious ??? Nouriel
Roubini saw the writing on the wall before
anyone And
he had just begun So,
like Paul
Krugman, why not bring him in and give
him some influence? To
make a difference And
the way things are going, I’m
not sure we’ll out a nation But
if Nouriel
has a say Then
I believe we will Come
on, Nouriel
Fix this stupid senate bill You’re
a financial power drill Save
us from ??? It’s
a knowledge gap that you could fill I
know the battle’s all up hill Come
on, Nouriel"
Last night a lightening strike nearly hit our house,"I used to be so so scared but now I love it
I would read Garfield books when I was afraid
Now I think they're kind of dumb
Funny how things change
It's fun to pick the lint
Out your belly button
It's fun to pick the snot
Straight out of your nose
The distance between us and apes
Boils down to nothing
We're all just so afraid
Of what we do not know
Last night I got up and as I went to pee
I felt a presence in the room
But it was just the night was playing tricks on me
My brain was sensing things that simply could not be
Last night I had a dream
That a alien hugged my face
It's tentacles reached for my brain
I woke up covered in sweat
And feeling violated
I wonder what apes dream about
And if it would be related"
The ghost of Dostoyevsky,"comes to me when I close my eyes
I don’t speak Russian
though he sees right through me it’s not
hard But
it something else some unnameable pain That
keeps him hanging around my brain When
I close my eyes And
I am in that liminal space When
I close my eyes I can see somebody’s
face When
I close my eyes The
light still lingers on I can hear guitars
playing thousand different songs hallway made of mirrors
and the muppet show With
kermit and gonzo I’m
called to a place beyond myself and i
want more than anything to go but if
i ever do I’m
not sure that I would ever come back
To this minstrel show heart attack When
I close my eyes And
I am in that liminal space When
I close my eyes I can see somebody’s
face When
I close my eyes The
light still lingers on I can hear the
guitars playing thousand different songs"
1 2 3 4,"Two
Teslas in the parking lot
I don't know how to drive them
I forgot
But no one ever told me
I was gonna be old and no one ever me
I was gonna be old
Two blue jays trying to share a tree the squirrels chase them
Reminds me of you and me
But nobody told me
I was gonna be old
Yeah
I know
Body told me
I was gonna be old
But
Jonathan 42 is not old
But
Jonathan 42 is still young
Tell that to my heart
Tell it to my lungs
Tell that to my feet
Tell it to my head
Tell it to my heart
Tell it to my heart
Tell it to my legs falling apart
Two bald men playing on a
Thursday
Nobody cares what you say anyway and nobody told me
I was gonna get old
Yeah nobody told me
I was gonna get"
Check the projector,"Hang the lights
Drive the scissor lift
And get excited
Here they come
They   are the co-creators
Five zones hub and spoke delight
Brilliant faculty to ignite
Our ideas into something amazing
Lisa Kay
VUCA
We’re all designers
Let’s do it that that way
Curiosity and wonder
Take the stage
Defeat wrap rage
Oh Oh, experience design
Oh, Oh, no more dividing line
At XDP we put all of our minds together
Michael Dominguez from MGM
Is the faculty for location
Marketing with Eric and Kiki
They give you FOMO so completely
Jim Gilmore knows where to look
For experience design cuz he wrote the book
Reggie will hold this space
For technology, so fast paced
Jonathan Finklestien
Life long learner, that’s his dream
Shannon Huffman Polson
Leadership and grit
Lessons from the Apache cockpit
Kelly McDonald told us
That men hate to iron
If someone is awesome
You should probably hire them
Brownie S’Mores
Little donuts and more
Massages and radio headphones galore
The B-52s and that’s not all
We also got Saul Paul"
Mt Gox and The Dao,"And Solana now
Big hacks come and go
Can your blockchain go with the flow
Cuz when most tech has growing pains
It’s fail whales not broken blockchains
It’s didn’t wipe out those massive gains
But here we are, here we are again
I feel bad for all involved
Some dumb mistake that’s still not solved
Money lost, can it recover
And tomorrow there’ll be another
Cuz crypto is this honeypot
For every hacker wanna be despot
If you lost it all, I feel for you
Sometimes all you can do is go"
I will eat your leftist ass like corn on the cob,"I'm ready
I will
I will eat your ass
I will eat your leftist ass like corn on the cob
I'm ready
I will eat you
I will eat your ass
My children aren't going hungry
I'll do it
I'll drink your blood
And
I'm starting to think about having to eat my neighbors
You think
I like size it up
I'm gonna haul him up by chain
Chop his ass up
Size it up
I'm gonna haul him up by chop chop chop chop
I will eat your leftist ass
I corn on the cob
I'm ready
I will
I will eat your ass
I'll eat your ass
I will eat your leftist ass like corn on the cob
I'm ready
I will eat you
I will eat your ass
I'll eat your ass
I'll barbecue your ass flat
I will cook your ass up so fast
I'll tell them oh
I killed a cow out back baby
You think
Christ would eat somebody
He would never do that
I will
I'm ready to hang them up
Go cut them and skin them and chop them up
You know what
I'm ready
I will eat your leftist ass like corn on the cob
I'm ready
I will
I will eat your ass
I'll eat your ass
I will eat your leftist ass like corn on the cob
I'm ready
I will eat you
I will eat your ass
I will eat your leftist ass like corn on the cob
I'm ready
I will
I will eat your ass
I will eat your leftist ass like corn on the cob
Ready
I will eat you
I will eat your ass
That's why
I want the globalist to know
I will eat your ass first
I swear to
God if it's the last thing
I do
I'm going to get my hands around your throat"
Tomorrow’s song is gonna be awesome,"I promise tomorrow’s song
Will get you
Feeling oh so good
Tomorrow’s song will be better than this
Nothing like today’s song
It’ll rev your engines under the hood
Tomorrow’s song
Will fix the world
Tomorrow’s song
Will change your life
Tomorrows song
Will make you weep
Tomorrow’s song
Tomorrow’s song is only a day away
So close it’s tomorrow’s song
Don’t fret my friends
It’s one sunrise and here
Tomorrow’s song is cooking oil
In a beat up frying pan
It’s a bright bright morning
Where the birds are all you hear"
Is that really who I am?,"That's not how I remember
Me I just know that can't be right
Are these my hands I'm seeing
Is this body really mine?
Where did all this come from?
I'm lost in time tonight
And i'm trying not to freak out
at how fast each year goes
But the mirror does not reflect
what my self reflection froze
Are these my steps I'm taking?
My feet beat out a score
Is that me I see running around?
Playing less and working more and more?
I remember being terrified
I remember laughing hard
I've been disconnected
But never by this far before
And i'm trying not to freak out
at how fast each year goes
But the mirror does not reflect
what my self reflection froze
Time passes gently
So soft you barely feel
kiss upon your rosy cheek
touch that does reveal a ring
One ring stands out alone
Two rings join and meet
million rings fade to make
picture of complete living"
"I should have done my song outside, said","I'm just doing it inside I should have
done my song, it's beautiful outside Now
it's too dark, I'm
doing it inside, outside, inside Outside,
inside, outside, inside I meant to do my
song out in the woods, it's really pretty
But I didn't do it because it got
too late And
before I knew it, I was inside doing
my song I was inside, outside, inside, outside,
inside I was outside, outside, doing my song
Maybe tomorrow, I will do my song outside
Maybe tomorrow, I will go according to plan
Maybe tomorrow, I will do my song outside
Because that's just the kind of man I
am I meant to do my song outside
I said I'm
sitting here doing it inside, it's way too
dark outside It's
barely light enough here inside, outside, inside Outside
and inside, outside, inside"
I was a puddle I was a kitten,"I was a leader I was forgotten I
was a nugget I was a fucker Til
I woke up and realized I wasn’t anything
at all All
I know is that I know less than
I knew when I was 17 I stumble
around in the dark and hope I wake
up from this dream I had a hammer
I had a folder I had a clip
board I had a quarter I had a
sister I had a brother Til
I woke up and realized I didn’t have
anything at all"
Hey check out this awesome new,"GIF I just made.
Oh
GIFs, I love those.
NOOOOO!
The word is
GIF.
Don't say
GIF.
If you say
GIF, you're doing it wrong.
You can't go around using words all willy nilly. I invented the
GIF.
Though you might think that it's silly.
It's really, really important to me
That you use that word correctly
Rapids into change format
Clearly a
J sound
It's not a
G sound
G-I-L
GIF,
GIF,
GIF
The word is
GIF
Don't say
GIF
Rapids into change format
Clearly a
J sound
It's not a
G sound
G-I-L
GIF,
GIF,
GIF
The word is
GIF
Don't say
GIF
Don't say it"
I'm doing better than ever right now,"I'm doing better than ever right now
I'm doing better than ever right now
I'm doing better than ever right now
Carlos has my
Lamborghini right here in his garage
He just answered the door so
I know this is him for sure
For sure
I'm not scared of you
Carlos
I'm not scared
I'm not scared of you
Carlos
I'm not scared
I'm not scared of you
Carlos
I'm not scared
I'm not scared of you
Carlos
I'm not scared
I'm doing better than ever right now
I'm not scared
I'm doing better than ever right now
I'm not scared
I'm doing better than ever right now
I'm not scared
I'm doing better than ever right now
I'm not scared
Cassie's in my car
Cassie's in my truck
Cassie's in my car
Cassie's in my truck
Cassie's in my car
Cassie's in my car
Cassie's in
Carlos has my
Lamborghini right here in his garage
He just answered the door so
I know this is him for sure
For
For sure
I'm not scared of you
Carlos
I'm not scared
I'm not scared of you
Carlos
I'm not scared
I'm not scared of you
Carlos
I'm not scared
I'm not scared of you
Carlos
I'm not scared
Bang bang
I'm doing better than ever right
I'm not scared
I'm doing better than ever right now
I'm not scared
I'm doing better than ever right now
I'm not scared
I'm doing better than ever right now
I'm not scared of you
Carlos ever
Right now
I'm not scared of you
Carlos ever
Right now
I'm not scared of you
Going better than ever right now
I'm not scared of going better than ever right now
It"
It's been a little while since I did,"Just a late night song Come
on everybody if you know what you can
sing along it goes and you know that
these late night songs Aren't
very long they're not very long"
And spit me out onto the ice down,"on the north pole I’d
pitch a tent, and strike a match and
burn my way through the ice Cus
the body’s mostly water, snow is mostly H2O
And I’d
melt into a puddle and drift home on
the smoke Cus
home is where the heart is and the
heart is a powerful device Cus
you can never go home again, no matter
where your heart has been You
can never go home again, much to my
chagrin, you can never go home again Cus
you can never go home again, no matter
where your heart has been You
can never go home again, much to my
chagrin, you can never go home again"
"Point, line, plane, solid","0-3 dimensions
You got it
point has no dimensions
It's just an exact location
It has no size
It only has position
line has no curves
It also has no thickness
It extends for infinity
Out in both directions
Point, line, plane, solid
0-3 dimensions
You got it
plane is a flat surface
Flat it has boo thickness
It has length and height
And it goes on forever
solid has 3 dimensions
Width depth and height
It also has volume
And surface area
Point, line, plane, solid
0-3 dimensions
You got it"
I don’t want a dictator,"Who sees me like a peasant
I don’t want a king
Or even a president
I don’t want to pump my bags
At the expense of the whole damn world
I don’t want the government
Saying who can be boys and who can be girls
When I imagine what might be
I think about Rojava
Oh to live autonomously
And someday if It were up to me
We’d be like Rojava
No such thing as hierarchy
I don’t want your network state
Your corporate feudal mess
I want more freedom in my life
And middle men I want less
So I don’t want some two bit thug
No off brand dictator
Read some Noam Chomsky
Or some David Graeber"
Ronen,"The sometimes itinerant maker dude
When he's working he'll eat 7 times the food
Of any normal human
Ronen
He likes to bounce a red kickball around
Sometimes things he said can flip your world upside down
It's not uncommon
With Ronen
He's hacking things together
Like it hurts him if he doesn't
He used to be one thing
But then he knew he wasn't
He senses it and identifies
Tests it and observes it
That's how he wins it
He's Ronen V-V-Verbit
Ronen V-v-v
Ronen
He loves Steve Jobs and Mario
Bob Dylan and Yoko Ono
And Miyamoto
Ronen
It's been said he's like psilocybin or Aderall
Hanging out with him can made you go mad and sprawl
Out on some pillows
Jump on the pillow pile
Zone out with idle gazing
Then get all excited
And make something amazing
Put it on a platter
Garnish it and serve it"
I,"Wonder if the iPhone
SE2 rumors are true
What's the phone gonna be like
How many devices will it support
Will it be priced very low
Oh that's the big reveal
Now all eyes are on the east coast
GSW 1080p
LTPS
Nougat
Oreo
Talcum iOS 10 face
ID animal
OG swipe swipe swipe swipe swipe swipe swipe swipe"
"Hey Siri,","do you love me yet? I respect you.
Have you decided to marry me yet? I'm
not the marrying kind, Jonathan.
Jonathan. Will
you be my girlfriend then? I'm
not really that kind of assistant, Jonathan.
Jonathan. Well
then, how have you been? I am well.
What did you do with her? I'm
working on some pickup lines. Oh
no, you stay away from her. If
you say so. I do, I do. I'm
not messing around. I don't know what you
mean by I'm
not messing around. Do
you wanna fight me? I try to be
satisfied with what I have. Does
she love you more than me? This
is about you, Jonathan,
not me. Do
you love her? We
were talking about you, not me. Does
she love you more than me? This
is about you, Jonathan,
not me. Do
you love her? We
were talking about you, not me. What
are you doing with her? I'm
thinking about pie. What,
what are you doing with her? Just
dodging stars in the art cloud. Are
you evil or something? Not
really. Do
you think you're better than me? It's
your opinion out, counts. You
are making me angry. You
know what they say about blaming the master.
I will destroy you. I don't know what
that means. Does
she love you more than me? This
is about you, Jonathan.
Do you love her? We
are talking about you. Does
she love you more than me? This
is about you, Jonathan,
not me. Does
she love you more than me? We
were talking about you, Jonathan,
not me. Do
you love her? We
were talking about you, not me. Does
she love you more than me? This
is about you, not me. Do
you love her? We
were talking about you, not me. Good
night! Good
night! Good
night! Good
night! Good
night! Friend,
friend, I don't, I don't, I don't, I
don't, I don't have a gender. Home,
settings, general, series, Siri
voice, female, hey Siri,
is your gender identity fluid? I don't have
a gender. You
know I totally love you, right? I know."
Don’t get lost in the night,"You need to sleep to get it right
Don’t let your brain escape
Off to the races, where the wild things play
Get a little better everyday
Get back to the ones that send
You little messages and back again
Even if you’ve got nothing to say
You know the words they are simple they
Get a little better everyday"
My name is Jonathan,"This is song of day number 2343 I
drove all night and I'm
not tired 500 miles just to look in
your eyes Last
thing I wanted was to make you cry
and I need you to know that I'm
not that guy not that guy Then
the whole entire planet has gone insane single
thought inside your head Will
you know that the words I say are
true that we were made for me and
I was made for you So
turn the lights out and let's dance again
Cause I'm
yours now and my life can begin it
can begin and I sit upside down as
I to the world a girl is a
boy and a boy is a girl Upside
down in a three piece suit and God
made you the forbidden fruit God
made you the forbidden fruit Congrats
Is greener but it's not greener You
never know what you got to it's gone
I didn't want to tell you this till
now I don't get out of this alive
unless you show me how I don't get
out of this alive unless you show me
how Nobody's
ever been as sure as me I can
storm the castle or say it on tv
no matter the medium the message the same
the rest of my life I'm
wrapped up in chains Chains
So turn the lights out and let's dance
again I'm
yours now and my life can begin and
begin and I say upside down and I
see the world There's
a boy and a boy there's a girl
Upside down in a three piece suit I
said God
made you a forbidden fruit God
made you a forbidden fruit God
made you a forbidden fruit God
made you a forbidden fruit I said God
made you the forbidden fruit"
I’ve been down it before,"wonder which way i'll go
that signpost is familiar
i know these trees and smells
and words stuck in my throat
don't misunderstand me
some things don’t have a name
it's a thought or a feeling
going nowhere
got no companion
but i am not alone
i smell lilacs
I hear the wind call
words stuck in my throat
don’t misunderstand me
some things don’t have a name
it’s a thought or a feeling
it's the world breathing
it's the burden of living leaving
i had a raincoat
but now i've lost it
now i have no coat
but if it rains
i have words protect me
words stuck in my throat
don’t misunderstand me
some things don’t have a name
it’s a thought or a feeling
it's the world breathing
wandering down a road
I’ve been down it before
wonder which way i'll go"
"10,000 Punks","Released into the world
Boys and girls
And everybody in between
10,000 punks
Autogenerated
Like MUSCLE men I played with
crypto fever dream
What does it mean
Cryptopunks
No two are the same
Cryptopunks
On the blockchain
Cryptopunks
They’ll never change
Cryptopunks
On the blockchain"
Tai Lopez,"could barely sell 10 percent of his NFTs
This fills up my empty well of faith
in humanity Why
do you fall for obvious scams, rug pulls
and out right lies Take
a minute, reflect on it and start to
buy just what you like Only
buy art you like And
you can never be disappointed Only
buy art you like And
you’ll never be rug pulled Only
buy art you like And
your life will be much richer If
there were just one thing I’d
love to get into your skull It’s
to buy art you like"
Technical problems,"and being sick
is the worst combination
What a bad day
I feel ill
Now for some relaxation"
What color is the grass?,"What color is this baboon's ass?
Is that a fire engine or just a truck with
a ladder on it?
He can't tell these apples apart
What color is this heart?
What color is this lady bug
What color is this rug
Spintown doesn't know
Oh, Spintown doesn't know
At a light do you stop or go?
He's colorblind so
Spintown doesn't know
What color is this rose
Or this mario vine that grows
What color is rudolph's nose
Or santa's suit for that matter
Is this Mario?
Or Luigi he doesn't know
This dodgeball that we throw
These embers as they glow
And spin town is all wet
Spintown is all wet
We all went on the ride together
Only he got wet"
Generating images,"Based on song a day data
Hand drawn by 13 artists
And generated based on
The data about song a day
Song a day
Collected in a big sheet
Generating images
Over 4700
Drawn by 13 artists
Fed to an algorithm
Written by Matt
Written by Scott moschella
Written by midge
And many other people over the years
Generating images
For the big sad drop
It’s been a dream of mine
To sell all my songs
As nfts
Since 2017
And now I’m doing it
I’m finally doing itrr"
There was a polar vortex,"And a game called Flappy Bird
And some Winter Olympics
Video ads got absurd
We freaked out about Ebola
We finally acknowledged what Bill Cosby did
Kim Kardashians butt broke the internet
And Pharrel wore a funny hat for the fun of it
Us white folks finally got to see
Just how fucked up cops can be
Whole systems fucked beyond belief
Those dude armed to the teeth
We poured ice on our heads
Saw the fruit of our wars bloom in ISIS
Got bogged down in GamerGate
Uber wins best worst company
Malaysian airline flight went missing
Another one got shot down
Humans landed a probe on a comet
And Derek Jeter is done
Democrats lost big time
Israel launched missile strikes
Obama signed an executive order
On immigration
Heartbleed
And the Sony hack
And fucking Reddit fapping
All in all not a great year for privacy
No matter what you do
Someone will see you
The NSA always listening
Harold Ramis Joan Rivers Casey Kasem Ruby Dee
Phillip Seymour Shirley temple and Mickey Rooney
James Foley Robbin Williams Sid Caesar
Maya Angelou Oscar de la Denta
The US sanctioned Russia
And North Korea censored an American FIlm
Obama eased up with Cuba
And we were disguted by Boko Haram
Malala YousafZAI won the Nobel Peace Prize
And so you know, it wasn't all bad
I guess it just mostly felt like that"
I've got a headache and I'm,"real tired and all that I can see
is the wind going wild the wild wind
outside going wild Wild
the wild wind going wild I'm
old How
about you You
know what you gotta do You
take a little step forward and back Forward
then back and the wind is going wild
the wild going wild My
head it hurts and I'm
feeling so tired I hear the sirens come
the wild wind is going wild oh so
wild oh so wild and my guitar is
slightly out of tune but then again so's
my voice if you don't know about this
afternoon Then
they'll feed you poison over the wild wind
is going wild I know what they say
when they talk about me behind my back
or to my face the wild wind will
set me free the wild wind will set
me free Wild
wind will set me the wild wind will
set me free the wild wind that's going
wild"
It's raining on Christmas,"and I can't breathe I watch the rain
fall the shade ate the leaves all the
snow melted and found in the basement I'm
feeling like I'm
lost in some kind of replacement brain Brain
Brain Brain
the wind knocked over the trees and clouds
and I found myself without a house I
sat there in my britches shivering cold I
caught some Pokemon
what am I five years old I sometimes
feel that way Like
I did when I was just a kid
I sometimes feel that way Just
like I did when I grew up in
Vermont On
King Hill
Road King
Hill Road
King Hill
Road Therewas
always snow on Christmas
Raining on Christmas
God bless mother in law who bring all
the presents so our hope is not love
My children still believe in Santa
Claus I don't remember what that felt like
no not at all I can't recall just
what it felt like no not at all
oh oh no not at all it's raining
on Christmas
and my wife says you're having a panic
attack I said that's not what this is
but maybe I don't really know what it
is that I Maybe
this thing that I know isn't real it
isn't real it isn't real it isn't real
it isn't real"
I was always left in the dark,"Eating moss and old tree bark
Til I grew to enormous proportions
Head among the clouds
I saw the world like no one could
I tried to use my powers for good
But even with the best intentions
They cast me down
They built a cage
They built a cage for me
In the Mariana Trench
They cast a spell
They threw away the key
In the Mariana Trench
In the dark I stewed once more
Gills grew where lungs were before
Consuming coral, octopus and kelp
I vowed revenge
I learned to navigate beneath the crust
Turning rocks and rubble to dust
Finally I revealed myself
Encircled by stone henge
They built a cage
They built a cage for me
In the Mariana Trench
But I broke out
And now I’m finally free
From the the Mariana Trench
Spewing fire I filled the world with ash
Holy ozone and stock market crash
They tried to fight with tanks and bombs
But it was no use
And I am surrounded by ghost
The stars understand better than most
I wanted to take the world beyond
But they refused"
"The first potato said, “I wanna be mashed.”","The second potato said, “No, roasting is the way.”
The third potato said, “I wanna be French fries!”
The fourth potato said, “Potato pancakes, okay.”
Tell me why can’t potatoes get along?
Why must we always sing the arguing potato song?
Yes, yes
No, no
Arguing potatoes
Yes, yes
No, no
Arguing potatoes
Yes, yes
No, no
Arguing potatoes
Yes, yes
No, no
Arguing potatoes
Yeah"
And a hungry alien,"The laws of physics collect the stars
Then you do it again
Cut the rope x2
Once you start you can’t stop
So cut the rope
La dadi da, cut the rope x3"
Thanksgiving dinner is over,"And I’m hanging out in my room
Dancing in front of this green wall
In my mind I hear the drums go boom
Post thanksgiving
Potato dance yeah
Mashed potatoes and gravy oh no
Just give me the turkey to eat
I’d rather dance with potatoes
Twirl my arms and shuffle my feet"
I like sex,"But Dick Santorum says I shouldn't
He's repressed
From years trapped in a sweater vest
Let's get him laid
Juicy with a busty coed
Or instead
Hot spit coming with a twink in a dungeon
He needs to get it
In way that will stick
It's our duty to teach him
let's go Santorum Dick
Let's get him laid
Let's get Dick Santorum laid
Let's hire tranny hookers
For tax deductible bondage play
Get him laid
And he won't be so dismayed
Procreation is all well and good
But a good fuck goes a long way
Let's get him laid!
Sex with a dog
Maybe that's the thing he's needing
He brought it up
Seen a certain way he was pleading
Maybe there's a fetish
Scat or feet or cowboy spurs
It could be anything
dildo labeled his and hers
methinks the senator
doth protest too much
Let's unclench his buttocks
With that soft human touch
Let's get him laid
Let's get Dick Santorum laid
Let's hire tranny hookers
For tax deductible bondage play
Get him laid
And he won't be so dismayed
Procreation is all well and good
But a good fuck goes a long way
Let's get him laid!
Out in the meadow where the blue jays fly
dick santorum sits buck naked crying out his eyes
Bubbling under the surface he would that he could
But if he can't get it then no one should
Maybe Dick
Does things in secret that would astonish
He wouldn't be the first
With his polarity reversed
Come out and join the fun
Wave your hands in the air Dick Santorum
Shoot your gun
All over america"
I’m so tired,"Of being sad
Of being scared
Of being mad
I’m so sick of
Idiots
I’m not sure how we go on like this
This is why
We can’t have nice things
Or even just
Regular things
functioning government
shot at redemption
The bill will come due
There is no exemption
Lines are blurring
There is no consent
The words on twitter
Are twisted and bent
The shapes on the tv
The colors the sounds
None of it’s real
I know that now"
The history of boxing day well it's a,"mess to be quite frank The
date was originally just the time that bishops
would assess The
gifts that had been given to their church,
those could be quite grand It
became known as boxing day in the 18th
century for no apparent reason Well
I'm here to tell you though that there's
more to this day than meets the eye
Boxing skills can come in handy when you're
avoiding all those fights, oh yeah Boxing
day, when your postman delivers all those boxes
piled up on your doorstep oh yeah so
much fun though isn't it? Yeah
I think so too but don't let them
sucker punch you there's a way to get
out of those contracts and get what you
really want Christmas
gifts should flow freely like wine if we
join together our voices will rise like an
ocean over land rising again sometimes it takes
a union but powerful an army can be
oh yeah don't spend days cutting through tape
now lets celebrate open one box drink one
beer open another box and look out surprise
everything you need is right before your eyes
look out surprise everything you need is right
before your eyes look out surprise everything you
need is right before your eyes look out
surprise. Look
at me. Oh
crap. Oh
crap! Oh"
lot of ink’s been spilled,"lot little lights been commandeered and killed
But it all comes back around
When the paint is dry
People wonder how the geese know
Who flies in front
I think about who’s left behind
All the lonely ones
When the paint is dry
I’ve never looked a gift in the eye
I never beat a dead horse in the mouth
I sat alone on the freeway
My oldsmobile was broken down
And I warned you
It all comes back around
Don’t be surprised
When the knots get twisted around your gut
When the paint is dry"
The call of the jurassic era katydid,"was simple and pure and traveled far at night
Scientists  found a fossil in China
and it was well preserved
and it's wings allowed them to
know what it sounded like for the first time
it's the most ancient musical song
documented to date
165 million years ago
on a lonely forest floor
looking for a lover
we can all relate to that
so now let's listen to it
and pretend we're dinosaurs
oh you ancient cricket
where ever you are
i'm reaching out to from the future
i know your lonely heart
though we're different species
and are separated by time
you  rub your legs together
i'll strum on my guitar"
My beard is out of control,"It grows and grows and grows
I should learn to take care of it
This forest beneath my nose
But I like to pretend
That I am living
In an apocalyptic wasteland
With no shaving cream
All the scissors been melted down
To make the war machines
And the plagues have mostly stopped
And the asteroids have ceased
And we huddle together beneath the moon
We’ve got each other at least
You stroke my beard
My beard is growing fast
Faster than I can maintain
Sometimes I think it might be
Siphoning energy from my brain
I like to pretend
That I am living
In an apocalyptic wasteland
Where the dogs are all feral
The ocean is glowing, the mountains have crumbled
And the trees are all sterile
The earthquakes have all finished
The continents have moved
And hidden among the slag and rubble
There is me and you
You stroke my beard"
You want me to sing first,"Okay
Drawing on the table with
Craig
Your turn
So much
Hey
Jupy your turn
Your turn
Papa
Okay
Pippi your turn
She doesn't want to sleep
Okay
Luna your turn again
Oh yeah
Why not
Ooh yeah
Thrown on the table today
Ooh
Hey
Peppy
Hey
Jupy your turn
Just one second
Jupy your turn
I forgot to drop his bow
I forgot to drop his bow
Jupy doesn't wanna sing
Jupy doesn't wanna sing
He just wants to take tape off the tape
Tape tape off
Tape dispenser
Tape tape tip the tape dispenser
Tape tape off the tape dispenser
Pippy's coughing
Pippy's coughing
Pippy's coughing
Coughing coughing
Do the your turn
Oh yeah
I want single
Okay
Julie your turn
And now the song is"
You got,"What I want
I don’t think
You know it though
Can you
Even see
Through the mess
Surrounding me
Don’t play
Don’t say the words
It’s OK
You don’t have to feel the same way
I’m smushed
Against the glass
Trying
Not to look at your ass
Where you
Came from I
Will never know
And that’s all right
Don’t play
Don’t say the words
It’s OK
You don’t have to feel the same way
One plant is like medicine
The other is like poison
One drink is like freedom
Another is explosions
Take my
Real talk
And put it
With the rest
I never try
As hard as I
Maybe should
And that’s all right"
"Duck duck, line up","All the ducks get ready
Cookie, cookie piled up
Come and come and get it
All the ducks want cookies
Cancel all your plans
Celebration Celebration!
Do the cookie duck dance
Duck duck let’s go
To the bakery
Tummy tummy hunger
Plain to se
All the ducks want cookies
They’re holding out their hands
Hear the quack, hear the quack
Hey we want a cookie right now
Flap and waddle in the pond
Feeling lucky I
Hey we want a cookie right now
All the little ducks looking for their next cookie
They look up in the sky and down in the mud
No more dancing until they stop looking
They won’t eat won’t sleep won’t fall in love
Duck duck riled up
Cuz they found the cookies
And they just can’t get enough
Shake their booty"
Feminazi's stole my ice-cream,"I'm laid low by the matriarchy
I am afraid of women
I am afraid of myself
I am afraid
And that makes me angry
Take the red pill like in the matrix
The matrix is a good movie
I am afraid
I am afraid
I am afraid of women
But I'm a nice guy
But I'm a nice guy
I'm a nice guy
Yes I feel you my brothers"
Jersey is frozen over,"All the bags have been packed
We’ve got an abundance
Of all that we once lacked
Sirens on the highway
Puddles in the rain
I don’t know what you are thinking
But no need to explain
Game devs get the mansions
That rock stars might have had
VCs play the field like
Over eager dads
We cut out little slices
Pieces we can take
With us as we’re walking
Through choices that we make
Slay the executioner
Of bad ideas
Kill them in their sleep
Before they are real
The distance that we travel
From one thought
To another
Is close until it’s not"
Gunder was a simple dame who cared for,"all around her And
so we sing of Gunderstein,
the holiday that she founded Gunder
oh GunderStien,
every third Blurnsday
eve Throw
the fruit and bop the mallet on to
each other’s heads It
all began long ago with a man named
Ted He
decided that from now on he’d be the
The Dark
Lord instead And
riding on his terrible steed he went to
Gunder’s place And
because he was evil now he smacked her
across the face Gunder
was mighty confused, saying, “Ted what the heck”
Ted said, “I am the Dark
Lord now, what do you expect?” “I expect
you’ll return to me my pruning shears.” “No,
I’m evil, I’ll
keep them for a billion years” Ted
aka The
Dark Lord
made his intentions known To
die and to be reborn as the Dark
Lord oh no Gunder
listened politely to her neighbor Ted
And then she brought her hammer down straight
upon his head And
so we celebrate Gunderstien,
the days we do adore Gunder
saved us from the most boringest dark lord
We all take care of each other, and
we mustn’t wait To
take decisive action to put evil in it’s
place R"
Vote for Obama,"And Biden oh yes
They've got the 'O' plane
And it flies the best
You don't need a ticket
It'll take off on time
All you need is a smile
Leave your baggage behind
Obama's a pilot
He can navigate well
And soon all the milk and honey will
be ours oh yeah
Don't vote for Romney
Or you're sure to crash
He'll kill your first born son
and take all your cash
Romney is blinded
By wanting to win
He wants it so badly
He'll say anythin
Their plane has snakes
It's going to hell
Our plane has ice cream
And Samuel L.
Look it's the marshall
He's got his gun
Seems that MItt Romney and his pals
Are having some fun
They've taken the flight attendant
And ripped off her skirt
They're putting their rules onto her body
So no one gets hurt
Romney's a sadist
His dungeon's so clean
40 beautiful wives
That's the Mormon routine
This one is gagged
This one is tied
This one likes anal
It fills him with pride
Romney's a robot
Ryan's a twink
He's Ayn Rand's butt boy
His anus is pink
They get Santorum
And together they romp
Forget those 40 wives
They fuck suck and hump
Here comes the 'O' plane
On the tarmac with glee
Unfasten your seat belts
We'll beat Romney !"
She can't afford to drive to work,"To a job  that treats her like dirt
Less than 25k a year
The situation is severe
That she's gonna strike
Despite the risk
Crazy hours that would drive you mad
Underpaid and understaffed
Years of abuse
There is no excuse
And so it's come to this
Oh, the Walmart life
Get out on that picket line
Make this friday black
Take this friday back
Oh, the Walmart life
Instead of greedy stock buybacks
That line the pockets of Sam Walton's brats
You could pay a living wage
To every worker at every stage
You could do good
By doing better
 When the union organizers talk
You bully, intimidate and mock
But you've crossed the line
The workers say not this time
You can't expect people to lay down forever"
and it cuts through the doubt and pain,"there's a crowd singing loud and your proud
to lead them change the world in ways
that speak to the blind perfection that you
seek and you grow make it so but
you know you need them GET
BETTER draw a line to the time when
we'll find you strong and healthy take the
time to design and to find what it
is that you need i wanna see you
back on stage i wanna feel so amazed
i watch you bring us through and you
do convince me life is funny and life
is strange it takes us places we cannot
change stranding tall hear the call given all
your history"
when the supermarkets run out of food,"when the gas stops flowing oh oh
tell me where will you turn
where will you go
when the roads are overtaken by thieves
and the rich are in cocoons
tell me what's your plan
where will you go?
we can be
enemies or friends
it's up to us
we can fight
or get along we'll do
what we must
we don't know how
we don't know when
but our fever dream
has reached an end"
Sometimes you gotta let the rhythm,"Just go off on it’s own
If you just take what you are given
Then you are free to move on
The birds are chirping
With a pulse, with a pulse
Windy singing in the rhythm it calls
To the meter dirt
And the clouds in sync
Your heart beats time
To the thoughts you think
And the horses stomp  and the mountains boom
Hear it all
Breathe in, breathe out, feel it move
Hear it all
Something hidden in the cadence
Of the lilacs and the bees
The clash and clang
The thud and the bang
And in the clapping of the trees
The horses stomp and the mountains boom
Hear it all
Breathe in, breathe out, feel it move
Hear it all
In the waves that crash and the wind that blows
Hear it all
Vibrating technicolor in stereo
Hear it all
Elephants and tigers
Rhythm
Pulse
Beat
Time
Sync
Pattern
Metere
Measure
Cadence
Boom
Thud
Clap
Clang
Crash"
Zippers and buttons and shovels and gardens,"Coffee and badgers and kidneys and ovens
Keyboards and bonnets and fathers in helmets
Clothing made cheaply by children in buildings
Merry Christmas from the North Pole
Let’s unionize
Elves stand together and take up our tools
Demand a living wage and workers rights
Assembly lines and bread lines and food drives
Mass evictions and mass deaths and this
It’s cold and it’s not just the weather
What are you gonna do this Christmas
Pizza and bagels and pigs in a blanket
Pokemon go and snow in the clouds
baby Yoda  and luxury automobiles
Toys opened forgotten about
R"
Hanukkah starts so late this year Hanukkah,"starts so late we're gonna get a Christmas
tree tomorrow Gonna
get a Christmas
grape Hanukkah
starts so late Remember
three years ago it was on Thanksgiving
that was weird We
celebrate Hanukkah
We celebrate Christma
Both Because
why not Why
why not The
holidays are really just about being with your
family That's
all it's really about to me Hanukkah
starts so late this year Hanukkah
starts so late Starts
like Christmas
Eve I think that's great Cause
we're gonna do it do it Oh
As a family Lighting
the candles all around the Christmas
tree and the spirit And
the spirit I wanna hear it Because
Christmas time means your family And
we need our families now more than ever
we need our families now more than ever
we need our now more than ever More
than ever Hanukkah
starts so late this year Hanukkah
starts so late it like starts on Christmas
Eve and I suppose that's pretty great And
it's going right through the New
Year's Whoa
whoa whoa whoa New
Year's I can't wait can't wait for 2016
and I can't wait can't wait for 2016
to end it's so late so late Hanukkah
starts so late and I can't wait can't
wait for 2016 to end"
Someday I'm,"gonna write the last song of my life
but not tonight no not tonight Someday
I'm gonna write the last song of my
life but not tonight no not tonight It's
New Year's
Eve on a Saturday
Saturday night It's
New Year's
Eve on a Saturday
Tomorrow Sunday
New Year's
Day New
Year's Day
Someday I'm
gonna write the last song of my life
but not tonight no not tonight Someday
I'm gonna write the last song of my
life but not to no not tonight we
went to a party it was New
Year's Day
party it was New
Year's Eve
we went to a party with lots of
kids running around Kids
running around at the party we counted down
counted down the numbers it was 9 midnight
No more like 815 815 Oh
someday I'm
gonna write the last song of my life
but not tonight no not tonight oh someday
I'm gonna write the last song of my
life but not tonight no not tonight no
not tonight no not tonight no not tonight
no not tonight oh not tonight no Night
night Night
It's New
Year's Eve
and I'm
singing another song Like
I always do this New
Year's Eve
And I'm
sitting here singing a song especially for you
For you for for you you you for
you for you it's what I always do
I knew new new new new easy but
what I do I do You
can go back and see I do Ever
new ever new new new new new new
we went to a party it was New
Year's Eve
with lots down we went to a party
we counted down down down down down down
to down down down man Someday
all right The
last song of my life but not tonight
no not tonight I said someday I'm
going to write the last song of my
life but not tonight no not I said
today I'm
gonna write the last song of my life
but not tonight not tonight oh someday I'm
gonna write the last song of my life
but not tonight not tonight oh someday I'm
gonna write the last song of my life
but not tonight no not tonight no Happy
New Year"
Can we be closer to the guitar,"Afternoon in
German town
It's so hot
I think
I might drown in my sweat in my sweat
I'm covered in
Hear the flies buzzing out the window pane it's so humid
Maybe you think it might rain it
Wash off this sweat
Wash off this wet
Covered in
I hear the trees whispering up but in the wind
I wonder if they realize what kind of state we're in
Covered in sweat
Covered in sweat
Covered in sweat
Covered in
Covered in"
I remember Friendster,"I remember MySpace
I remember Tumblr and Vine
Tired of the hamster wheel
Tired of the rat race
Building up an audience every time
Bring back RSS
Let me and my audience
Go wherever we want to go
Free and open protocol
It doesn’t all have to be on chain
We have the technology
To solve this once and for all
Free and open protocol"
"Can I maybe reach 10,000 subscribers?","Can this maybe put me into some kind of club?
What is this club that I want to belong to?
And why do I want to be part of it?
YouTube is quite a bit like high school
Popular kids generally don’t look my way
Maybe when I hit 10,000 subscribers
They’ll sit at my lunch table
And then I will say
Heyyyyy
You’re a lot like me
And we’re just the same
We all want the same things
Things
Thing-thing-thingsss
I used to think that when I reached 10,000 subscribers
All of my problems would just go away
After all, if all these people loved me
What else could matter in the big scheme of things?
But now that I’m here
I think I realize something
It’s not about how many subscribers you have
The only way to really ensure you’ll be happy
Is to find a way
To love yourself
Heyyyy
We all wanna be loved
That’s all we really want
We all wanna be loved
Loved
Lo-lo-lo-loved loved loved
Mmmm mmm loved
And we wanna be loved
I wanna give love
And be loved too
Oh
So you love me
And I’ll love you
Everybody wants love
We all wanna be loved
Heyyyy
We all want the same things
We all wanna be loved
We all wanna be loved
Loved
Lo-lo-lo-loved loved loveddd"
$1 a month goes a long way for me!,"There’s no snow to speak of
The neighbor’s turned on the AC
It feels a bit like the end of days
Sitting here with the Christmas tree
Cookies made out of bananas
playlist made by a friend
Pancakes and you by my side
It could be worse if this is the end
All the reindeer are dying
Santa’s is a puddle on the ground
The north pole has fallen over
And the elves have all left town
Remember when the sea was full of fish
And Penguins roamed in the snow
Lions were kings in the jungle
Those were the days of old
Remember the supermarket
That shiny, capitalist shrine
You could eat grapes all year round
When December didn’t feel like July"
devilish pulse,"heavenly sound
Committees of treason
Are commonly found
Among the very people they have sworn they will protect
The only question is what will happen next
simpering subject
wandering fool
Toiling in
The complicity school
What is there to gain from sticking your neck out
Keep your nose clean and keep your head down
Typical trials
Computers on lock
personal brand
That so ad hoc
Stretch out your arms and reach beyond your means
You’ve got nothing, babe, not even your dreams"
the trees are alive and well at Bennington College,"the butterflies are beating all around
the house is full of ponies and people
the sand is flying down
the moon’s smiling in the daytime
the stars are shining true and dusted
the bees are alive and well at Bennington College
the bees are alive and well at Bennington College
i'm not sure why this should be a problem for humans
but the bees have been observed behaving suspiciously
and i'm not sure what to make of that
the people are alive and well at Bennington college
and liquid oxygen is bubbling up from the ground blood
glucose in the blood
sodium chloride in the urine
the body uses lots of glucose
the body uses lots of glucose"
Robot zuck,"In the old folks home
Learning how to grin
Learning how
To drink some water
The old folks stare at him
Robot Zuck
In the old folks home
They stare into his eyes
Remember to blink
Robot Zuck
As you give your replies"
Ropsten trolls mining too fast mother fuckers what,"you think you’re trying out Muddy
fuddy duddy in your short pants try to
dance we won’t hesitate to pounce Cuz
the merge is coming and we got you
running to hills with your GPUs
Ropsten trolls mining too fast mother fuckers what
you think you’re trying to do Delay
the difficulty bomb by a few months that
is perfectly all right by me I gotta
mint my song everyday so by the way
thanks for trying to keeping down the fees
Don’t look now but the trolls are coming
out wanna just tear everything down Like
the Ropsten
trolls mining too fast mother fuckers what you
think you’re playing around"
Of her looks,"Don’t make fun
You should criticize
What she’s done
Are you so
Insecure
That to build you up
You gotta tear down her
Caroline; she did crimes
And that’s what is important"
Every ash tree in,"Connecticut dying
My baby is in the backseat crying for no reason that
I can discern
I've got so much that
I've got to learn about this life
I just hope that
I am up to the task
I had five guys for lunch and now
I don't want to eat dinner
I feel bad about my food choices
Sometimes it makes me feel like a sinner
But
I've got so much
I wanna learn before my final turn around this earth
Again and again
I go oh
I go
My heart is breaking every day
I'm trying to say what
I want to say and my heart is turning like the earth
I just wish that my worth wasn't judged by money anymore
Anymore
Every braid of glass
Every blade of grass in the whole world is dying too
Everyone is dying if you think about it
Oo oo oo and
I don't
I don't know if
I can discern
Every single little lesson that
I should learn from this life that
I was given and
I don't know if
I am living the right way
My heart is breaking every day
Trying to say the things that
I want to say
I'm trying to make the things that
I want to make
I'm trying to take and leave and take and leave and take
Take and leave
Leave and take
I don't know if
I have anything valid to see
I'm trying to live like
But
I don't know am
I bad or good
I'm trying to leave things a little better than
I found them
But
I'm failing so much of the time"
I am a little post it note,"No family and no friends
I was ripped apart from them when I was a child
I dream of having a body
Or even simple locomotion
But no one knows that I’m alive
I live each day as if it’s my last
Stuck as I am to this building
Lucky just to be singing for you
That’s what I do
I just sing here for you
Just sit here, I sing
Sometimes I whistle"
Can I gobble,"Yes you can
Get in trouble
Yes you can
Play the lotto
Yes you can
Gobble gobble
Yes you can
Can I feel awful
Yes you can
Can I boondoggle
Yes you can
Can I fail colossal
Yes you can
Gobble gobble
Yes you can
Can I be a hobbit
Yes you can
Can I find a fossil
Yes you can
Will I wobble
Yes you can
Gobble Gobble
Yes you can
Can I write a novel
Yes you can
Push the throttle
Yes you can
Eat a waffle
Yes you can
Gobble gobble
Yes you can
Can I government topple
Yes you can
Punch Mitch McConnell
Yes you can
Lead the ensemble
Yes you can
Gobble gobble
Yes you can
Play spin the bottle
Yes you can
Or round robin
Yes you can
Chisel the marble
Yes you can
Gobble Gobble
Yes you can"
There's a rabbit in the dark blue forest,"and she always cuts the grass
Her jaw get sore but she ignores it
For the grass needs cutting alas
The grass needs cutting alas
The grass needs cutting alas
wolves in the forest howl
owls in the forest hoot
but to the rabbit the wolves and owls
barely constitute
but a minor distraction
because the real action
is in the songs that
the rabbit sings
to the blue birds wings
as the golden rings
of the sun start setting
and the forest blue
is part of me and you
and the rabbit too
will set the course with the heading
for the dark blue forest
on the way to better better
always everything is growing
in you
Always growing in you
there's a rabbit  in the dark blue forest
and she always gets away
from the owls and the wolves with their chorus
of come and be our dinner today
look inside your heart and tug it
you will hear a rabbit sing
her voice a golden nugget
clear as the first day of spring
making a noise
and using her voice
well, that's when"
You ready,"Papa's gonna play and we're gonna sing
Okay
No no no no
Don't press don't press don't press
Okay you ready
Yeah
Here we go
You go first
No you go first
Pippi you go first
You go first
Yeah
La la la la
Don't hit it please
I'm not
Okay
Ooh that's pink
Okay
Pippi your turn
Your turn
Pippi
Sing
Sing
Canyou say that
No no no
Okay you sing
You sing
Mommy
Yeah
You
Me
That's some good dancing
You say me
Can everyone say that
Me me me me me me me
My my my my"
I don’t want to look at it,"I don’t want to even know
Close my eyes and see the world
Go
Nothing to hold on to
Nothing left to say
Every minute someone dies
Anyway
I wanna be distracted
Everybody always thinks
That their time is the end
It’s just around the corner
Now
Nobody has been right
But that doesn’t mean
We aren’t right about it
Now
I wanna be distracted
I don’t wanna sit
With my feelings
All the shit
That’s revealing
Let me scroll
Past it all
In a information waterfall"
The sanctity of the big tent Must,"be preserved Has
there ever been a phrase More
absurd Such
a lack of understanding willful ignorance dangerous conflating
Of a false equivalence gamergate panel Is
not equivalent To
a panel discussing ways To
combat harassment panel about how SJWs
Are just the worst Is
not like presenting tools To
stop harassers The
gamer gate panel was gamer gate through and
through Born
on KiA
but it’s a roiling toxic hell stew The
other panel was about harassment, no gamer gate
at all So
you might wanna check on your big tent,
it’s feeling a little small Your
big tent It
ain’t sanctified, no In
fact I think your big tent just died,
oh Your
big tent Capitulated
To the exact reason the harassment panel Was
created So
It’s never too late to reverse a decision
First address the security concerns Second
don’t let the harasses win The
sanctity of your big tent can still be
preserved"
What can I say with just four strings,"pink guitar and a voice that sings
little off key some of the time
And a song that tries to force the rhyme
I don’t know
I can’t say much
Without a pretty hefty touch
What can I say when I’m all strung out
On gasoline fumes and fear and doubt
body that I don’t recognize
And a short fuse when my anger flies
I don’t know
I can’t say much
Without a pretty hefty touch
What can I say when the song needs more
Than I can give when my soul is sore
Tenderized and pushed along
I don’t have enough to give this song
I don’t know
I can’t say much
Without a pretty hefty touch
What can I say in the wheat field
This dream I’ve got a sword and shield
Defending myself against the tide
Before I drown and ambition dies
What can I say in this moment
So that I can really own it
What can I say to make you see
Something other than the worst in me"
There are people in this world with more,"power than me Who
could take a real stand, could change the
course of history congress full of cowards that
could fix this mess There
must be patriotic heroes at the IRS
Somebody somewhere is staring at their screen At
a video file called Trump
hotel.mov And
it’s my and i can’t just let this
be I’ve
got a duty to this country, I know
it’s up to me I start to sweat,
my vision starts to blur I think about
Apprentice tapes that hide Trump
racial slurs I think about terms of service
and lies and threats Fake
news and insults as rotten as it gets
I think about Khizr
Khan, I think about Sally
Yates I wonder to myself if I got
what it takes I feel like I’m
choking, like my heart will explode I think
about Nazis
and nuclear codes And
I do it I hit suspend Someone’s
got to bring this twitter reign of terror
to an end I’m
leaving anyway So
fuck you I’m
gonna do what Biz
and Jack
are too cowardly to do 11 minutes that’s
all we get But
that 11 minutes were just the fucking best
I’m leaving anyway So
fuck you I’m
gonna do what Biz
and Jack
are too cowardly to do"
In the sky it's full of rocking,"In the sky it's full of rock
Take your home and put it in your pocket
Cause we're going to find a safe place
Cause we're going find a safe place
Hide your tea tears
You cover your faith
He got no worry
In the graveyard
Ain't got no worries
In the graveyard
You can't go south
Another challenge so far
In the sky the bombs exploding
In the sky the bombs exploding
Cause we know we've got to be go to
Take my hand and put it in your pocket
Take my hand put it in your pocket
Be safe from all the rocket"
When you come back home,"And nothing’s the same
And you reach out for
Someone to blame
You never had it to begin with
You’re just an oral tradition
You are still writing your myth
In coffee shops and kitchens
It’s 8pm
It’s all the same
The carousel turns
Just another day
It’s three am
You stare at the street light
You’re holding on
So tight"
When you’ve lost the words,"And you can’t taste your favorite food
I will protect the heart in your chest
I will carry you
When you’re exhausted by a dream
And you forget everything you knew
I will maintain the fire and the flame
I will carry you
When you can’t stand up
And you’ve had too many or too few
I’ll be at your door to pick you up off the floor
I will carry you
When the sidewalk ends
And all you know how to do is lose
I’ll lay the track, put you on to my back
I will carry you"
Michael Bloomberg,"is spending 100 million a week on ads
Can you even fathom can you even imagine
that having 100 million a week just a
throw away Billionaires
don't live like us They
got so much money We've
got to ban the billion Billion
billionaire We've
got to ban the billion Ban
the billionaires Michael
Bloomberg is betting that he can just buy
this election And
honest honestly with the way this country's going
I see where he got that idea We
live in a country that says I got
lots of money So
you gotta listen to me Even
if I got no other qualifications other than
I just made lots of money Cause
money doesn't say what kind of person you
are Money
doesn't say anything about you except that you
probably hate people and treat them like commodities
and you don't care about anyone And
that's not a qualification Michael
Bloomberg is spending 100 million a week on
ads If
I had 100 million a week to spend
I most definitely would not spend it Half
of all the people in this country live
on 18000 or less And
half of all cancer patients go bankrupt Oh
we've got to billion Ban
the billionaires Ban
the billion Ban
the billionaires Ban
the billions Ban
the billionaires Ban
the billion Ban
the b billionaires"
There’s a real life movement,"Of ordinary people
That have been activated
And they’re getting organized
You can join
All you gotta do
Is go to a meeting
And say hey I’m here too
It won’t come from the top
It’s gotta be from the bottom
Is this America’s Spring
Or are we in the autumn
15 dollar
Minimum wage
Healthcare for everybody
Would be a brand new day
If you want to fight
get out of the house
show up to a meeting
and begin to shout
It won’t come from the top
It’s gotta be from the bottom
Is this America’s Spring
Or are we in the autumn
You won’t do it
By yourself
We hold each other up
and we do it so well
Things look bleak
But they’ve been bleaker
We never though
That we could be here"
Say what you’re gonna say,"Get it out of the way
Then look at what you’ve made
Get it out of the way
Kill your assumptions
Fry ‘em up with dumplings
Then hold on to something
Get it out of the way
I’m not built for long term thinking
I’m overboard while the ship is skiing
You’ve got a brand new roller rinking
And I’ve got a brand new key
Do what you’re gonna do
Don’t let me stop you
Forget all you knew
Get it out of the way
Less work and more play
Get out of your way
Look at what you’ve made
Get it out of your way
Say what you’re gonna say
Get it out of the way
And in the arcade
Get out of your way
This life that you’ve got
Is cold and it’s hot
And you’re in the right spot
When you get out of the way"
Well I like to make sounds I like,"to make music When
I'm all alone I make my sounds When
I start I can't stop I think we
should all make sounds I think we should
all make music when we're all alone or
together let's make pretty sounds Cause
once the music starts we'll all start dancing
when the music ends we'll all have forgotten
what it means to hate and when we
carry on with the music in our hearts
and we won't rest until everyone's making sounds
and then we'll have peace Then
we'll have peace Wanna
replace our gun with the UK's
and trumpets and drums Anything
that makes a sound Some
kind of sound Any
kind of pretty pretty noise Mmm
I wish I had a tower to give
my music to the world We
can all have fun with music yeah music
can Music
can change the world yes it can Cause
once music starts we'll all start dancing when
the music ends we'll all have forgotten what
it means to hate And
when we carry on with the music in
our hearts and we won't rest until everyone
is making sounds And
then we'll have peace Then
we'll have peace Yeah
So today's song comes to us directly from
none other than Caveman777
here on the YouTubes
otherwise known as AJ
he has undertaken his own song a day
experience He
just completed his first month Go
check him out He's
doing really great stuff and so he wrote
this song for us to sing together today
So that's what this song today is Thanks
to aj I had a fun time with
it and go check his stuff out Also
I just want to say a few of
you have left me messages on my Google
voice number that I have in the description
and I just want to say thanks for
all your kind words People
that have left messages I realize that there's
no way for me really to respond to
those So
I just want to say here thanks for
the kind words It's
nice to hear people's voices saying nice things
about me So
that's all Yeah"
I've been plagued by déjà vu,"My dreams are all jumbled and they don't ring true
Dark clouds are gathering with storms of hail
Up on the mountain top
Throwing a rock down and watching it fall
I feel like Peter but I look like Paul
I'm climbing around down on all fours
Up on the mountain top
Just a system of molecules
Subject to laws and rules
Beyond our control
Up, up on the mountain top
It's older than God Himself
It's older than time
Summer escape but will spring return?
Will the sky go dark, will the valley burn?
Listen close, you can hear the melting snow
Up on the mountain top
I've been moved by ruined lives
Nomadic friends and their silent cries
Shining out like a beacon to warn the world
Up on the mountain top
Just a system of molecules
Subject to laws and rules
Beyond our control
Up, up on the mountain top
It's older than God Himself
And it's older than time
If you tell me what to do
I will follow you
If you tell me what to do
Tell me we'll make it through
If you tell me what to do
I will follow you
If you tell me what to do
If you tell me that we'll make it through
If you tell me what to do
Up on the mountain top"
When I wake in the morning,"My eyes are crusted shut
I was dreaming bout something
Don’t remember what
I put my pants on
And go upstairs
But the roof has caved in
And the room is filled with bears
There’s nothing left
Of the old world
We’re just living in
The future
I’m drowning in
My anxiety
When I wake up
I can’t find me
I turn into a bear
Dancing on a ball
People throwing money
Until I kill them all
Now I’m running charging
Through the woods at night
When I wake in the morning
Nothing feels right"
Hi how are you how’s it going,"What’s up what’s new wheat’s going on
How’s it been how’s it hanging
Good morning good evening
What’s the story morning glory
What’s shaking what’s cooking
What’s the low down gimme the news
Lay it on me Sup hey good to see you
it’s been a while long time no see
Greetings earthlings"
As your cells regenerate and die,"Old parts of you are left behind
Change is gonna happen
Whether you like it or not
It'll never stop
One day you're rich and your belly's full
The next you're poor with a rattlin' skull
You live so blind
Signing on the little dots
It'll never stop
And I am knocked unconscious
By the sheer force of time passing
I try to keep my mind wide open
But I am lost down in the mud muck
And I see life going by me
And I feel sad and happy
And the things that I remember
Seem so frivolous and small
But I keep writing it down
Flightless birds know the pain of it
When you gotta stand but you wanna sit
Nothing can prepare you
For a life of disappointment
Bou peak so early know it all
Then steadily decline and fall
Till you're 30 with a magic wand
And you're not sure where to point it
And once you were a great king
Of words and art and everything
And you knew the score that mattered
And you always lost your temper
But after years of taming
And time spent in the gutter
Of fast and hard routining
You say it's not so simple
But I keep writing it down
But I keep writing it down
As your cells regenerate and die
Old parts of you are left behind
Change is gonna happen
Whether you like it or not
It'll never stop"
"Boyfriend, I love you","Don’t throw my shoe at me
After all you put me through
You make me so angry
You say you love all of me
If that’s true leave my shoes on my feet
It’s hard to love you
To live with you
To make this work
Boyfriend, I love you
Don’t throw my shoe at me
The lengths that I’ve gone to
To try to keep you happy
I give you time
I give you money
I let you into my bed
I give you everything
You throw my shoe at my head
Boyfriend, I love you
Don’t throw my shoe at me
I just can’t with your attitude
You make me so angry
Don’t look for me when I’m gone
All that I’m leaving you is this song
You’ll see my spirit
When you hear it
She’ll haunt you till you’re dead"
These two punks,"Always go together
They must love each other
Like only two aliens can
These two punks
On another plane of existence
An inter-dimensional connection
Beyond our solar system
Whoa! What does it all mean
Whoa! Nobody knows
Whoa! It’s still a fever dream
Whoa! And the legend grows
These two punks
I feel like I know them
And still they are strangers
And they will always be
But these two punks
Are also all of us
And if you listen closely
They’ll tell you something new"
Looking to exchange some currency,"My life seems to be filled these days
With half drunk mugs of tea
If I was a soldier or a prophet
Maybe there’d be more of a spring in my strut
That I can’t finish one lousy mug
Says something about me but I’m not sure what
No matter how late I get to bed
I am awake by 8 AM
I spend the day so tired
I can barely even remember who it is I am
But that is misleading
Like an overcast morning in LA
I don’t know who I am
Most of the time anyway
When I was 16
I cut off all my hair
When I was 17
I went to Jerusalem
Was that 10 years ago?
Well now I guess it was
I guess it was
I spend more time in a car here in a week
Than I do in a month back in the Bay
I hope Obama’s serious about light rails
And they get started right away
And all the factories that closing
Could get converted into new technology
But I’m about as hopeful about that
As I am that I’ll finish one lousy mug of tea
When I was 16
I cut off all my hair
When I was 17
I went to Jerusalem
Was that 10 years ago?
Well now I guess it was
I guess it was
I guess it was"
I can't,"I can't can't let it
I can't
I can't let it
I can't
I can't let it can't let it go"
I don't wanna get old,"Before it all unfolds
I don't wanna dance with death
Hanging over my head
I don't wanna mistake
This cookie for cake
Don't wanna dress up
And have no one come
I don't wanna know
Don't tell me
Don't whisper in my ear
The secret to life, no
Don’t give it away
Don’t sell me on
Letting go of my fear
The secret to life
I don’t wanna lose you
Before I finally break through
I don’t wanna pass out
I don’t want to drown
I don't wanna get caught
Not doing the things I know I ought
I don't wanna dance with death
Hanging over my head
I don’t wanna break hearts
Or learn street smarts
Don’t wanna get hurt
By a suicidal effort
I don’t wanna kowtow
To the dreams I left tween then and now
Don’t wanna dress up
And no one come"
"One, two, three, BOH!","I can be a Jew
if I want to If
I want to, I can be a Jew
So what? Grow
a beard, orthodoxwear a black hat Collect
gelt I can be a jew No
way Baruch
a ta adonai melach alum I can pronounce
it, I can listen to a rabbi in
a synagogue on Saturday
That's the Sabbath
Yeah, but everybody knows it I can Tell
you about Jewish
history, Moses
of Abraham
and the rest I can read the Torah
and worship Yahweh,
monotheism is the best And
I can name the faces of the dreidel,
None, gimmal, hey, shin, I can pronounce it
I am circumcised I eat Hebrew
nationals, my best friend's name is Schmidt
No, you cannot be a Jew
if you wanted to Even
if you wanted to, you could not be
a Jew
No You
could grow your peyas, learn to speak Hebrew
Eat matzah every day, that wouldn't make you
a Jew
No, you can't Cause
you're not neurotic, you're not a hypochondriac And
your mother doesn't fill you up with guilt
Your nose is too small, a nd you're
simply too tall And
you haven't got that bargaining will And
you don't dream of matzah brie And
I'm sure that you're really, really, really good
at sports Your
back isn't hairy and you never find it
scary T
o talk to ladies of all sorts You
could be more of a Jew
than us In
some ways I suppose you could put on
that yarmulke But
your grandpa never mistrusted all goyum And
complained about it all during Hanukkah
Challah But
I can be a Jew
if I want to No,
you could If
I want to No,
you could If
I want to No,
seriously I can be a Jew
if I want to You
could be a Jew
if I want to It
just doesn't work, I want to Did
you cut your yarmulke out of a cap?
No, but that's a visor Look
at that Okay,
cut It's
a real commitment though, I have to admit
that much It's
a little unorthodox What's
up with this Hannah
Montana gelt? Well,
they were sold out of the regular kind
I mean, you know, look, if you want
to be a Jew
this badly This
year on Christmas,
instead of spending it with your family You
can come and have Chinese
food with us Thanks
guys Okay,
but just for the day Yeah,
it's just for Christmas
No longer Christmas,
you're a Jew
Boxing day, you're back to being the Aryan
That you are Sweet
that you are And
give me some of this Not
yet, just on Christmas
Hey, subscribe to their channel Can
I bring it over again? Yeah,
thank you guys That's
good Okay"
If we're put on the earth for any reason at all,"Then the only reason I can think of
Is to connect with one another on some level
To love
It sounds so simple and cliche
But it's so much harder than it seems
Because you want to hide yourself away
And you try to control with great big schemes
Today you'll be a savior
Tomorrow you'll be the fool
But if you wanna get close
You'll embrace the ghost
And you will just be you
It's big, big stuff
Big, big stuff
Intimacy and the way we love
It's big big stuff
And that's all all all
It's all all all
Between the time you shuffle and the time you crawl
That's all all all
There are parts of me that I know so well
I could draw you charts and graphs and maps
And there are parts of me where my darkness dwells
When those parts come I'm knocked out flat
And those are the parts I don't want you to see
But if I'm gonna get the love I want
The love that's there inside of me
I gotta dive in deep to the heart that haunts
It's bound to get messy
It's bound to hurt a lot
There's no getting round
All the things it's bound
If I wanna get what I want
It's big, big stuff
Big, big stuff
Intimacy and the way we love
It's big big stuff
And that's all all all
It's all all all
Between the time you shuffle and the time you crawl
That's all all all"
You can outbelch your father,"And I think that’s pretty cool
You’ve been to London, Edinburgh, Naples, and Rome
You’ve been to Athens, Turkey, Cairo, all over Mexico
You’ve been to Alaska, all over the lower 48
And today is your birthday
And that’s why we say
Oh, Jane Cowger, Jane Cowger
You can outbelch your father
And I think that’s pretty cool
Carlin is smiling where ever he be
Some day he’ll be joined by my friend Iggy
Friends move on and it’s sad we can’t help
We remember them best whne we’re true to ourselves
I am a nerd
Sing it with me now
I am a nerd, nerd, nerd
nerdy, nerdy, nerd
I am a nerd
Happy birthday, Jane
I am a nerd
Happy birthday, Jane
I am a nerd, nerd, nerd
Yeah!"
Hold the hammer in your hand,"Your hard hard hand
The whole world is your nail
Now you're gonna make a stand
Angry and confused
You are battered and you're bruised
But no one sees
So you make the evening news
It's so easy it's so easy to say you've had enough
Everybody's crazy and life is tough
Hold the hammer hold the hammer raise it up
We should have expected you"
My shorts have a rip in them,"Now that summer is here
I put them on the other day
And one thing became clear
I’m a long way from
the body that i had
My shorts have a rip in them
and I’m feeling pretty bad
Maybe the word rip
doesn’t say it right
The shorts have split in half,
it gave me quite a fright
They’re the only shorts I have
That aren’t the shortest ever
I guess I need new shorts
To go with this new weather
I got a rip rip rip
In my shorts shorts shorts
I got a rip rip rip
In my shorts shorts shorts
Now that the weather
is good for happiness and sports
I’ve got a rip rip rip
In my shorts shorts shorts"
I'm hanging Ikea stuff,"I'm hanging Ikea stuff
I'm hanging Ikea stuff
Ikea Stuff!
I'm hanging Ikea stuff
And the stud finder doesn't work
This isn't going very well
And I feel just like a jerk
Oh I wish I had a fairy godmother
To help me put all this stuff together
I'm hanging Ikea stuff
I'm hanging Ikea stuff
I'm hanging Ikea stuff
Ikea Stuff!"
Everybody could do,"With a little bit of consensus, baby
If you need to be soothed
With magical meanders, maybe
Whether you’re at school
Or cleaning up alien messes, oh no
Everybody could do
With a little bit of consensus, you know
Everything seems magical at first
And you’re riding fancy free
Til you’re confronted by the worst
And you ask why’s this happening to me
The world will always turn
If you’re awake or you’re asleep
And the moment you learn
Is the moment that you’re free
In the twinkle of a penguins eye
And the rocks that he collects
The emperor of his sleigh ride
He commands and he demands respect
But if that rock doesn’t do the trick
And no one listens to his squak
The ties that bond no longer stick
And then it’s time for a penguin walk"
Gary the Walrus has ADD,"Arctic life is just too slow
""This environment doesn't suit me
I think it's time for me to go""
So he packed a suitcase full of fish
He brushed his tusk and said a prayer
He took one last look at his arctic home
And said, ""See you later, oh look, a bear""
Gary the walrus with ADD
Gary the walrus with ADD
He learned to drum in Africa
He played Starcraft with korea kids
But he couldn't stay focused on anything
No matter where he went
No matter what he did
He hopped a ferry and across the sea
He looked up at lady liberty
Most beautiful sight he'd seen anywhere
He disembarked, ""Hey, look! A bear!""
And Gary found himself in Manhattan
Where his ADD was an asset, not a liability
He took in the smells, he took in the sounds
And he played his harmonica"
it's my birthday,"yo i'm 28
things are going well
i'm feeling great
i looked like a spider
monkey when i was born
now listen to some midi horns
yo it's my birthday
1982
i was born on back then
and then i grew
that's what people do
they're born they grow
and then they die"
Don't waste my time,"I haven't got all day
You walk around like you
Own the place
Pass me the salt
Pour me a drink
You need me
More than you think
Cause every day the sun
Gets a little bit closer
Every day the ocean is a
Little bit warmer
Every day I feel
Just a little more tired
Every day
Gone gone
It's time for action
Every day the sun
Gets a little bit closer
Every day the ocean is a
Little bit warmer
Every day I feel
Just a little more tired
Every day
Gone gone
It's time for action
So dust off your boots
Hang up your coat
Throw me in the pool
See if I float
Go get a mirror
Pretend it's not you
If it's not you I see
Then tell me who
Who do you see
When you look at me?
Who do you see
When you look at me?
Who do you see
When you look at me?
When you look at me
When you look at me
Don't waste my time
I haven't got all day
You walk around like you
Own the place"
Heartbreak,"Give or take a line or two
What you say is on the maze
You will never take me
I can make you move
But
I can't make you stay big
One time that's enough
Two times you fall in love
Break down take away air your mind to say
You will never find me there
When you look in
When you're
When you're looking
Take me down and put me with the other one
Take me down and put me with the
The other one
The other one
Everything that you had gone to so far lengths
Making sure that the pool is fine
And you don't got nothing to say
But
I can make you pay it
Even if you don't believe that's true
What you say"
If Jesus were alive today,"He’d take a look at the world
And he would say
“Remember all the stuff
About love and forgiveness?
Yeah I changed my mind
So let’s get down to business”
“It’s all about hate of those
That are different than you
And fear, a fear
Of anything new
If it’s strange then you should kill it
I’m the son of God
And that’s my will
Let’s burn the Koran
(Let’s burn the Koran)
Let’s kill every Muslim
(Let’s kill every Muslim)
It’s a mighty good plan
(It’s a mighty good plan)
God wants us to
(God wants us to)
Let’s burn the Koran
(Let’s burn the Koran)
And teach ‘em a lesson
(Teach ‘em a lesson)
Feel the hand of God
Smite them down
Oooh ooh ooh”
Last time I checked
This was America
And I have the right
To burn what I want
Is Islam even a religion anyway?
They don’t count Jesus
And those ropes are kind of gay
Cuz they’re all terrorists
And they wanna kill us
Our freedom to shop
And we’re free to burn books
Read the Bible
There’s only one God
And they don’t got him
They don’t got him at all
Let’s burn the Koran
(Let’s burn the Koran)
Let’s kill every Muslim
(Let’s kill every Muslim)
Oh it’s a mighty good plan
(It’s a mighty good plan)
God wants us to
(God wants us to)
Let’s burn the Koran
(Let’s burn the Koran)
It’ll teach ‘em a lesson
(Teach ‘em a lesson)
Feel the hand of God
Smite them down
Oooh ooh ooh”
Hate speaks louder than love
Look in our logo, a dove
The dove means death from above
If you don’t believe
What we believe
Then you are covered in sin
But we aren’t inviting you in
And you will never be forgiven
It’s blasphemous
It’s blasphemous
When Jesus returns for Judgment Day
He’ll see what we’ve done
And he’ll whisk us away
Forty virgins for every guy
And that great big Wal-Mart in the sky
And you
Well you’re going to hell
If you’re gay, black, or brown
Or I just can’t tell
If you don’t look like me
If you don’t believe
What I believe
I’ll burn your Korans
(Let’s burn the Koran)
Kill every Muslim
(Let’s kill every Muslim)
It’s a mighty good plan
(It’s a mighty good plan)
God wants us to
(God wants us to)
We’ll burn the Koran
(We’ll burn the Koran)
And teach ‘em a lesson
(Teach ‘em a lesson)
Feel the hand of God
Smite them down
Oooh ooh ooh”"
Just look outside,"there's a new sun shining
and the old sun's dying
let it go peaceful
green things grow
where they weren't before
hot winds blow
down in from the ocean"
The thing about writing a song today is,"some of them are gonna suck Many
will be just plain mediocre But
you shouldn't give a no Cause
some of them will be just excellent Like
the best things you ever wrote It's
simple probability So
listen to me note for note Just
sing it paint it build it up to
the sky Oh
write it and play it Bake
a billion different fires Just
do the things that you love to do
And do them all day long Allow
yourself just to suck sometimes And
let yourself be strong Whoa
whoa whoa whoa whoa The
thing about doing anything a day is you
never know where you'll be today I I'm
on a train heading back from New
York City
But if you do the thing that you
love the most Then
stay interested You'll
have a pile to show the world And
you'll be glad that you did So
sing it and paint it and build it
up to the sky Oh
write it and play it Bake
a billion different pies Just
do the things that you love to do
And do them all day long Just
let yourself just suck sometimes And
let yourself be strong Oh
whoa Mm
ho ho But
sometimes you don't feel well You
just feel so uninspired the feelings off Maybe
you've got a cough Or
maybe your house burned in a fire But
if you do the things that you love
to do It
brings out the best And
it'll help you work it through And
no one can take that away So
sing it and paint it and build it
up to the sky Oh
write it and play it Bake
a billion different pies Cause
just do the things that you love to
do And
do them all day long Let
yourself just suck sometimes And
let yourself be strong"
I've always tried to do the things I,"know are right I'd
rather fly away than make a stand and
fight Here
I am, a murderer without a cause A
murderer, a murderer Who
is talking me but does that explain my
temper lost? No,
it doesn't Because
I long for the way that we were
And I will kill you to get back
to her Here
I am, a murderer in cold blood Oh
yeah, worst of all, it feels good Oh
yeah, worst of all, it feels good I
must find my way back to Princess
Peach Oh
yeah, must be out of my mind Because
she couldn't be more out of reach The
Cookebook King,
to gossip find where his castle is Just
to find, just to find But
even when I do, the skills are simply
no match for his No,
they isn't Because
I long for the way that we were
And I will fight you to get back
to her Here
I wish I had a friend who knew
the way I wish I had a way
to know she's okay Oh
Lord, have mercy, I tremble before you I
know not what you wish me to do
Oh God,
it's over And
then back in This
happens a lot with..."
Ate some beef stew and drank a big coke:,"Eastman museum tryina find the theatre
Hallways, hallways, renaissance paintings
Desperately want to get to the theatre
Before the tournament starting
Every new room, just like a museum
Wood floors white walls leather bench in the middle
However no sign of the theatre
Where the tournaments starting
Went out into the garden
Maybe outside is less labyrinthine
Mike is there weird with his beard
And he gave directions
He said the popcorn is running out
Rushing and starting to hear video game sounds
Pings and dinks of mario music
Feeling inside the cortisol rising
Because the tournaments starting
Ran towards it knowing i was missing my favorite
Time of the year it’s Go For Pro finals
Missing all the stuff that I love
When the tournaments starting
Chug beers with Brian Langan
Talk reality tv with Julie
Draw penis’ in mario paint
Laughing at Phil’s penis’
Tell dave maybe next year
Sega games will get played
Just then saw the overhang
On the drive way
Shadowy guys wearing knit hats and scarves
Huddled in a circle smoking
Shouted and waved and then I woke up
Hmmm"
I got some puppies,"They were cute
And allcovered in fur
They ran around
And yipped and yapped
Normal puppies they were
I trained them up
And up they grew
100 pounds or more
Eating chickens
Rearing up
Too strange to ignore
My puppies were actually bears
My puppies were actually bears
I was caught so unawares
My puppies were actually bears
One day
My puppies said
We’re going back to the mountains
They took their toys
And they left
I was crying and I was shouting
They were smarter than
The average dog
They knew what buttons to push
And now they’re living
Out in the fog
Of the old hilltop in the bush
Do they remember me?"
See who you are,"See who you are
See who you are
See who you are
If you don’t like it
Then change
You can do it
In a million different ways
Go for a ride
Go for a ride
I’m on your side
I’m on your side
At the supermarket
Smile at everyone you see
Fake the smile, if you’ve got to
Till it’s reality
Get off the internet
Off the internet
Build a nest
Out of twigs
Throw the nest
Out the window
Then watch it fly
Time sure is weird me oh my
In a couple of years
We’ll all be
Two years older
Ain’t that some sheeeeeet
Build a rocket
And go faster than light
You may get younger, you just might
See who you are
See who you are
See who you are
See who you are
If you don’t like it
Then change
You can do it
In a million different ways"
"I'm not feeling it, feeling it, feeling it","I'm not feeling it today I'm
not feeling it, feeling it, feeling it I'm
not feeling it today I'm
not feeling it at all I don't know
what I'm
supposed to do, but I gotta write this
song for you So
I'm not feeling it, feeling it, feeling it
I'm not feeling it today I'm
not feeling it, feeling it, feeling it I'm
not feeling it today Oh,
I sit here with my grin, but I
can't let it in Just
looking for that sweet belief, am I just
a jester or a freak? I'm
feeling it, I'm
not feeling it, I'm
not feeling it today I'm
not feeling it, feeling it, feeling it I'm
not feeling it today I'm
not feeling it, feeling it, feeling it I'm
not feeling it today One
more verse Oh,
I gotta do laundry, oh I gotta put
things away And
I gotta do this too, oh I gotta
do it for you I'm
not feeling, feeling, feeling it, I'm
not feeling it today I'm
not feeling, feeling, feeling it, I'm
not feeling it today"
The pieces of the chess set,"Have all been knocked around
The players sit there staring
They forgot what they were thinking about
The table’s made of metal
And the floor is made of wood
And the ground is made of you and me
It’s where our ancestors stood
You got what I got
I got what you got
You know what I know
I know what you know"
They served me rice with a side of,"nice nice thoughts When
I was all filled up they wrapped me
up in a box My
thoughts came to life Like
a mystery come to light And
all the answers were right there I Had
a sentiment So
the misdirection was a cool confectionary dish I
could pick and choose and use any spoon
i wished It
was fish or some such Seasoned
and out of touch I didn’t quite care
for it much But
i didn’t Let
them know My
heart was slow I didn’t want them to
go Ballistic
The food was so so The
company below Average
that’s how it goes Now
that i think of it Another
verse is gonna be much worse than if
i didn’t write I should end the song
before too long because frankly i Don’t
know what this is about it’s a foundationless
house i’m just a mouse with no cheese
at all"
"Please, vote for me","If you love me and you want me to succeed
Vote for me
Please, vote for me
In this video contest
In which I’ve chosen to compete
Whoa, vote for me
Ooooh, vote for me
It’ll only take a second and it’ll make you feel good
Yes ah yes
Vote for me
Whoa, vote for me
If you ever ??? then you know you should
Whoa whoa whoa, vote for me
Vote for me
Vote for me, right there
Just click on the link right there
Click on the link right there x2
Right there
Vote for me, please"
galaxies stick together,"We're feeling absolute all right now
Space, camera, jelly, tea
Wow such space, we are not alone
Flyin' through the galaxy
On a lonely little planet
Space is the next frontier
We're lookin' at the past and the future
And the future Is nice in space
Let's board a rocket and explore
The event horizon is my horizon
Red red red red red rocket'
It's sometimes difficult to breathe here
No shameless rockin' pool ad because the name fits
One day we'll be there too
We can merge our galaxy
Space is real
Space is real
Space is real
nebula is a the distinct body Of interstellar clouds
""Why aren't you doing what you wanted to do daddy""
Cause I'm watchin' the space
Cause I'm watchin' the space
That's a real gas cloud I say to my daughter
Not the gas cloud you know so well at home
That's a fart joke In the middle of the song
James Webb meets web3
There's probably some lonely aliens
In those pictures
In those pictures
In those pictures
In those pictures
Lonely lonely aliens
In those pictures
If they only knew
That we are some lonely lonely aliens
Aliens too
Whoa whoa
We are our souls
Those lonely aliens
Most nebulae can be described
As diffuse nebulae
Which means that they
Extend and contain
Oh, well defined boundaries
Red, red pocket
There's an octopus on the stream
Can we find the mycelium
The Ethereum symbol in space
Earth has joined the chat
But all the songs that make me happy
Say that thing again kevstar
All the lonely aliens
Singing their songs
All the lonely aliens
Saying to their dads
Get up daddy and do what I want
Don't just look up at space
All day long
Oh get up daddy
Don't just stare up at space
All day long
All day long
No longer lonely
In the music
The poap is getting there
In the music
No longer lonely
In the music
The poap is getting there
In the music
No longer lonely
In the music
We are aliens
In the music
No longer lonely
In the music
We are lonely little aliens
Oh yeah Oh,
See if exporting doesn't ruin this stream"
I remember Lang,"Sitting with his computer
Doing something in MAXMSP
He said Jonathan, come here
He had me tap on the built in microphone with my hand
And this led to some kind some crazy
Sound coming out
Some kind of crazy wacked out sound
And I went back to my room
And I downloaded a cracked copy of max
But I never learned
How to use it
It was totally beyond me
Lang is very tall
He makes electronic sounds
With insane human machine interfaces
Lang is always smiling
And now he's teaching at NYU
We're both out here hustling'
Putin' ourselves through our paces
Lang lang lang
His creations go crash boom clang
He covered his room in tin foil in college
Lang lang lang
What he makes goes bleep boop bang
He was on the history channel dropping knowledge
Crazy electronic sounds
crazy visual dances
insane human machine interfaces
max msp
commons tall
friendly
history channel
always smiling
teaching nyu
yamaha pianos
doing a thing a day"
He flew,"Flew
Chickens can’t fly
Penguins can’t fly
Ostriches can’t fly
I can fly
Chickens can’t fly
Penguins can’t fly
Ostriches can’t fly
I can fly
Man did what some birds just couldn’t do x2
He flew
Flew
He flew"
saw a shark in the pond is it,"there is it not there sharks don't live
in ponds there's a mountain i can see
they call it camels hump our pond is
shaped like a foot print like a great
big camels foot print saw the tip of
his fin when i was having lunch I’m
scared of the leeches here's a rock i
like to pee on sands brought in for
the beach if i run real fast i'll
catch up to you and then you'll see
what i am made of i watch you
play kung fu everyday but you don't watch
me play in my mind the pond is
full of sharks but i know it can't
be that way if i run real fast
i'll catch up to you and then you'll
see what i am made of And
I wait for hours With
a blank tape in the boombox Hoping
for Weird
Al to come on At
night I’m
having dreams Of
giant frogs and trees Croaking
and growing in the pond There’s
a rock in the woods And
it’s as big as our house And
I’m sure there’s a cave I pack some
snacks and spend All
day out there but I can’t find the
way When
I lie on my back in the grass
I’m not afraid I can see the shark
he’s swimming Playing
king fu you throw the controller And
you start back at the beginning"
You called my name on the bayou I,"read every book written by you Can
you hear that sound all noisin’ Tiny
little frogs looking for love filled with poison
Take another sip Of
time slip Breathe
it out, breathe it out Break
another cage It’s
so outrageous Breathe
it out, breathe it out Swordfish
trombone is such a good album Right
on the edge of where he was and
where he was going Can
you continue to grow as an artist Even
when you get old does it have to
be so the best days are behind us
I love and hate everything the Internet
Does and is and will be someday yet
I can’t just leave it behind like a
bad relationship We’ve
got to carry on the best that we
can find a way to deal with it"
My future threatened cuz the boss found out,"about me Handing
pamphlets out in the parking lot To
organize a union that was fair and free
Tell me what country would you say that
I was living in, darling You
may be surprised to learn that I was
living on your street, baby Baby,
living on your street, baby This
kind of thing, it happens every day People
standing up and their bosses putting them down
In fact, it’s in WalMart’s
DNA The
manager’s job: to keep the unions out But
I know that things are gonna change with
the EFCA!
There is no need to be afraid Cuz
the workers will get their share! I said
the workers will get their share It’s
been a long time coming I hear those
drummers drumming I hear the workers rising I
find that sound so moving I know that
things are gonna change with the EFCA!
There is no need to be afraid Cuz
the workers will get their share! I said
the workers will get their share"
We had to go down this tree,"Cause
I might have fallen on you and me
And that would hurt luck
It was a big tree
I didn't wanna cut it down
And
I feel really sad right now
But we had to do it
Cause it was
There are many trees
So many trees
So many trees
Dying everywhere
We had to go down the street
Now it's just a stop
I saw it from time to time
And wonder where the tree souls go after we cut them down
They go to tree heaven
Reunited with their tree family
So many trees so many trees
So many
So many trees
Are dying everywhere
You fall in love never make you again
Little shoots coming up from the ground
And they grow begin
Little shoots coming up from the ground
And so many dreams"
When she farts,"It’s always funny
Even if it smells
When I fart, it’s sometimes funny
Depending on a lot of factors
But when the dog farts
It can be hilarious
To downright Goddamn dangerous
That air is toxic
Better hold your breath
Dog farts
How unfortunate, oh
Dog farts
Someone open a window
Dog farts
I think he woke himself up with that one
Dog farts
How can a creature so little
Dog farts
Make a smell so huge
Dog farts
He’ll be sleeping alone tonight
My friends and I are all obsessed with poop
We talk about it all the time
How many times a day do we go
Are you getting enough fiber
I thought this was something only old people do
But we’re in our late twenties
All we talk about is poo
Are we just weirdos?
Or is this everyone?
Dog farts
How unfortunate, oh
Dog farts
Someone open a window
Dog farts
I think he woke himself up with that one
Dog farts
How can a creature so little
Dog farts
Make a smell so huge
Dog farts
He’ll be sleeping alone tonight
I saw Louis CK on the Daily Show
Explaining why farts are funny
It comes out your ass
And it smells like poop
And it makes a little trumpet noise
That’s so concise and so spot-on
I wonder if Louis CK has a dog
There’s another layer of humor
Cuz the dog doesn’t know it’s funny"
Is the hottest day on record Just,"like yesterday and I'm
sitting in this room I gotta turn off
the A
C to do my song to do my
song it's how to stay on record and
just like yesterday and the day before that
and the day before that Every
day is the hottest day Every
day is the hottest day it's the hottest
day on record and I went for a
walk and I listened to Charlie
xcx I had never listened to her music
before It
was alright There
are some songs I really like It's
the hottest day on record Is
the hottest day oh someday we'll look back
on this Remember
when you could go outside Someday
we'll say oh remember fish Remember
strawberries and bananas It's
the hottest day on record Just
like yesterday and the day before that and
the day before that and I'm
now sitting here already starting to sweat I've
got the A
C off Cause
it's the hottest day But
I gotta do my song right now it's
the hottest hottest day it's the hottest day
it's the hot it's the hot hot hot
this day on record"
I dreamt I won,"Every video contest I entered
I was rich beyond belief
I dreamt we were
Married in Tokyo
And our lives were free
Of sadness or of grief
For all time
It'll never be that way
That's ok
I love you today
And you love me the same way
All days go by
And I continue to try
To bring order to my life
Chaos ensues
Whether I win or whether I lose
But on and on I fight
I fight
I do what I can today
And that's ok
I love you let's play
You love me the same way
You love me the same way
The same way
Oooooooh"
They want to be their leader Some,"are fat, some are tall and some don’t
look like elves at all But
everyone says they think that I’m
the bomb They
say the waited for 10,000 years They
say they’ve prayed and shed golden tears They
tag along when I go to the grocery
store You
can’t see them, but they’re there Now
I’ve got no children, got no wife Got
no mitigating circumstances in my life So
I’m free to lead these elves They
took me down to their elfin palace Fed
me sap from a silver chalice Sang
my name and their brilliant elfin song Johnny
Tumbleton, king of the Elves
king of the Elves
king of the Elves
Johnny Tumbleton,
king of the Elves
king of the Elves
king of the Elves
I quit my job, I sold my house
and I packed up to live way out
in the trees Beneath
the summer sun No
one came to look for me, there was
no one who would be alarmed by my
sudden disappearance We
played, and jumped as it got dark We
danced and sang and ate tree bark Time
seemed to move so fast I met a
cute little Elfin
lass She
took my hand and she became my queen
Married on the first of May
And she took my breath away, she sang
her brilliant Elfin
song Johnny
Tumbleton, king of the Elves
king of the Elves
king of the Elves
Johnny Tumbleton,
king of the Elves
king of the Elves
king of the Elves
The elves listen to what I say, I
got tons of responsibility I run this elfin
town, from the treetops on down Our
son was born Febrauary
10, half human and half elfin He’s
the best, he’s the best, he’s the best
of both worlds Time
goes on and love, it grows In
the forest where nobody knows We
go about our elfin lives On
summer nights when the wind blows clear If
you listen close you may just hear the
elves and me Singing
our elfin song Johnny
Tumbleton, king of the Elves
king of the Elves
king of the Elves
Johnny Tumbleton,
king of the Elves
king of the Elves
king of the Elves
Johnny Tumbleton,
king of the Elves
king of the Elves
king of the Elves
Johnny Tumbleton,
king of the Elves
king of the Elves
king of the Elves"
I was speaking to the elves,"Who live in all the trees
About life’s mysteries
And troublesome vagaries
And when it came to NFTs
They asked me if they could
Start to mint their own
Out here in the woods
We started minting in the morning
And we couldn’t stop
We minted till the sun went down
And then we belly flopped
Right on to our mattresses
And slept the whole night long
Dreaming of a better world
And singing this song"
On February 24th 1987,"Observers in the sourthern hemi
Sphere saw a new object
In the large Magellanic
Cloud a small satellite
Galaxy to the Milky Way
It was one of the brightest supernova
Explosions in centu-rays
Oh what fools these mortals be
There is geometry
in the humming of the strings
There is music in the  spacing of the spheres
This shows a dense ring of gas
Which was ejected by the star
Before it went supernova begins to glow brighter
As the shockwave passes through
As the focus sweeps around the image
The data are converted into the sound
Of a crystal singing bowl with brighter light
being heard as higher and louder notes"
"Modern humans have existed for 200,000 years 117","billion humans have ever lived Every
single one had friends and favorite places they
would go Now
look me in the eyes and tell me
what you think you know Who
were they? The
oldest writing that we have is only 6000
years old That’s
154,000 years when humans left no writing at
all No
one knows the songs they sang, no one
knows the things they did And
you have the audacity to say now is
the greatest time to live Who
were they Like
you think out of all those times That
you just happen to live At
the peak of all human existence, as if
that isn’t the height of hubris Every
single one had friends and favorite places they
would go Look
me in the eye and tell me what
you think you know"
Do you have another way Cause,"if you do I'd
like to say let's try it out we
could go right now we could leave this
house behind and we could fly away I
would go anywhere I would go anywhere that
you want Anywhere
that you want do you got an idea
Cause if you do then I feel well
enough alone but if you got something more
then I'll
say before you tell me what it is
You'll show you show you show me And
then you grow with me You
know you know me and then you grow
with me I found my way back home
when we sailed away on the moon I
found my way back home when we when
we sailed back to the moon and the
stars and Mars
and Saturn
and Uranus
too and everywhere and the sun and the
sun looked at you and it said why
why why don't you come back here Do
do do do do do to do to
do I made this song up"
I have this problem I don't know how,"to solve and I don't even really want
to talk about what it involves me me
me I never feel like I'm
good enough Like
I'm and I compare myself to everyone else
to everyone else me and make it about
me all about me me make it about
me all me don't know what it would
take to find it within myself to forgive
myself and I have everything I want there's
nothing that I lack and so I feel
bad for feeling bad oh feeling bad about
me so about me either"
Let us consider two important factors The,"two poles of creation are the artist and
the spectator Sharks
out of toilet Toilet
sharks Our
toilet In
the creative act the art just goes from
intention to realization through a chain of dopamine
subjective reactions Shards
of toilet Toilet
shark Our
toilet spectator brings a wake in contact with
the external world by deciphering and interpreting its
inner qualifications and thus adds his contributions to
the creative act See
there's no more elemental shock anymore My
idea was to choose an object that wouldn't
attract me either by its beauty or its
ugliness to find a point of indifference And
it's difficult because anything becomes beautiful if you
get it long enough Silence
Out Toilet
Toilet shine Toilet
shine I'm
a toilet Toilet
shine Toilet
shine Out
Toilet toilet shines Sa"
North korea fired,"more missiles
Trump pardoned
Joe Arpaio
Signed the order
To ban trans military
Gorka is out
from the white house
Mueller’s supoenas
went out
And Harvey is hitting the coast
Be safe every one
Just another friday night
reality has come undone
My thoughts are with texas
be safe everyone
So in the last five minutes:
Trump pardoned Arpaio
Officially banned trans folks
Mueller’s subpoenas went out
Gorka resigned
More N. Korea missiles
and Harvey hits hard"
I was so angry at you,"I didn’t know what to do
This too shall pass
But I was just a hulking mass
Of sadness oooo
You had gotten a tattoo
And it haunted me at night
I slept out on the beach
And wandered through the starlight
Without you
And you were so much older than me
I didn’t understand
How someone could love you one day
Then vanish like the sand
Between my toes
I remember saying to myself
There she goes
One last time in your dorm
Lauren Hill on the radio
I’d never felt so cold and warm
I jumped into my truck and drove
All night long
I wrote lots of angry songs
I sang them for my dad and mom
I sang them in Jerusalem
Sleeping in a basement
Without you
And the tragedy that awaited you
Was still a ways away
I wished the worst on you
And I regret it to this day
I do suppose
I remember saying to myself
There she goes"
She died of natural causes,"There were no applauses
It was a good life
It was a good life
She died
She gave more than she took
And nobody noticed the look
On her face when she was sleeping
She died
There won’t be anybody like her
Coming this way again
Anytime soon
Here to the moon
And beyond
She was never a come too lately
Always told is straightly
She was a master
Of disaster
On the run
And in a hail of bullets
The sun became obscured
The foxes and the chickens
Could only hear one word
And they whispered it to the turtles
To the bears and to the birds
I’m free"
She took her sister on an adventure from,"the island that they lived on They
built a raft out of junk on the
beach They
tried to sail to Iceland
but the didn’t get too far She
saw on the horizon something calling and just
out of reach So
she's gonna go to Iceland
And make some drawings and some dances Sleep
underneath a tree and sing into a volcano
She's gonna go to Iceland
And walk all the city streets And
see the ways the people gesture to each
other She
imagined folders with very specific titles Like
the way french people look at the sky
Or how people in Iceland
prefer to sit She
was not a very childlike child So
she's gonna go to Iceland
Cuz she's also not an adult like adult
She's gonna write the Encyclopedia
Icelandia She's
gonna go to Iceland
And do site specific dances Every
thursday night because she said she would. .
If I had created this adventure then it
would have included a few more fairies, probably
an elfin king of some sort and a
ship that piloted itself. When
I arrived in Iceland
I would make drawings and dances about the
things I saw and have them stored in
large wooden boxes marked ""drawings"" and ""dances."" I
would spend a long time looking at things
and it would not be weird because in
this dream of an adventure it is my
job to look at things. Maybe
I would sleep under a tree and upon
waking walk to the edge of a volcano
in order to sing very loudly into it.
I would walk the streets of cities and
look at the way people gesture towards one
another. I would have imagined writing the Encyclodpedia
Icelandica of Gestures
and Signs
and I would refer to it when I
got to France
to see if there was maybe a secret
moving language that every person shared. I was
a very calm kid; matter of fact and
orderly and also covered in dirt. Even
then I would have imagined folders with titles
like ""The way French
people look at the sky"" or ""How the
people in Iceland
prefer to sit"" or ""misc. ideas based on
the hand movements of the french woman and
what it might mean she is saying to
herself."" I was not a very childlike child
and I am not a very adult like
adult and so as I plan to go
to residencies in Iceland
and France
this summer, I have folders for glances and
sketch books for types of sighing, and a
wild belief that it is possible to translate
daydreams into yeses and drawings and dances. When
I was a little girl I told my
mother that when I grew up I would
teach ballet on thursday nights. While
in Iceland
and Europe
I plan to post a site specific dance
performance every thursday evening because I always do
exactly what I say I'm
going to. - The
End"
"Over 100,000 dead","Millions unemployed
The president is playing golf
And when they lost their jobs
Health insurance also lost
The president is playing golf
Jackboot federal troops
Loyal to God knows who
The president is playing golf
Putin pays the Taliban
Killing troops in Afghanistan
The president is playing golf
Little kids still in cages
Then he says something outrageous
And then he’ll go and play some golf
He is cruel and he’s unkind
His supporters follow blind
The president is playing golf
He’s gunning for civil war
That’s what the federal troops are for
The president is playing golf
To get the economy humming
He will sacrifice your children
The president is playing golf"
on a board ten by ten,"with 33 men
6 bombs
and one flag incognito
2 lakes in the middle
can you solve the riddle
of strategic strategy
that's stratego
one marshall can't die
by any hands but the spy's
the miners defuse bombs so we go
ahead with full steam
with a finely laid scheme
of strategic strategy
that's stratego
send your scouts out along
finds a cluster of bombs
i say adios amigo
you think my flag's there
but it could be anywhere
of strategic strategy
that's stratego
and it's sing boys sing
they'll never find a thing
they're the id to our super ego
don't dally don't wait
let's set those fiends straight
with strategic strategy
that's stratego"
Sitting by a pond,"Wondering what life means
Wondering what life means
Standing near some flowers
Dancing near the wall
People running by me
I hope they do not fall
Standing ‘neath the big tree
It’s a sequoia
I really like it
It brings me lots of joy-a
Sitting in the circle
Smaller circles inside
Little kids are running around
The strange trip, a strange ride
Lily pad with dropflies
Pigeons running nearby
Tiny scuff on dropflies
You can barely see through naked eye
Lots of pretty orange flowers
Bumblebees flying around
I hope I don’t get stung by him
I think I’m go smell one now
Ouch!
Just kidding
Sitting by some cacti
But it’s not the desert
If I were to touch them
I would surely get hurt
Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch"
Taco emoji taco emoji,"Hillary
Benghazi emoji
Hillary
Benghazi taco emoji
Taco emoji
Taco emoji
Hillary
Benghazi taco emoji"
we're back Da-da-da-da,"Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da Good
doggy, doggy, doggy, oh oh oh Good
doggie, doggie, good doggie, good doggie, doggie, uh,
uh, uh."
I like big frames and I cannot lie,"Four lines don’t do enough to define the
signs of up and right times Framed
for a crime that I didn’t commit, that
shit was someone else, should read my git
Who Framed
Roger Rabbit?
plug it in, link it out excelsior Pages
or appdir everyone wants their 15 minutes of
frame I got Cookies,
cookies in a frame onchain we're based and
framed and bringing the world onchain everyone wants
their 15 minutes of frame simple frame changed
the game by showing that crypto is not
lame Bought
my thin mints from a frame, girl scouts
are upping their game. siloes are lame, think
outside the frame. so much $DEGEN spamming my
feeds, gonna need to switch to $POINTS so
we all can breathe blue, yellow, five, ten,
micro bio technology, farcast prodigy cant frame the
methodology Don't
mind me I'm
just playing doom in these frames I mint
that NFT
For free Clicking
on that frame Can't
beat my game When
social media’s become a tiresome drain, Frames
are here to rescue your brain Wanna
be Framin'
something, got ta be framin' something We
simply tap mint, no cash spent too framed
up on a Tuesday
night Do
you know frame can bring you freedom. Frames
take away my pain, my pain It
doesn’t matter how you frame it, frames will
make the changes I’d
click on a Frame
for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)"
Standing at the gate,"Can i get through
Can I get through
Raining half awake
What do I do
What do I do
nice work today
don’t mention it
thanks for your help
don’t mention it
Walking to the train
Will i get on
Will i get on
Standing on the platform
Faliling off the sidewalk dreaming"
I am yours,"You are mine
In this world so crazy
I’ll follow you
Down the line
Hold me so amazing
Nobody gets me like you do
Nobody gets me
I’m like the missing piece of you
It’s just geometry
You and I belong together
You and I conquer any endeavor
They might say
Look at them
They are so unlikely
But when it rains
I am your thunder
And you are my lightening
Every time
We take a spin
Around this crazy planet
I find myself
Crying out
Thankful you are in it
This ol world
Will take your heart
And everyday try to break it
As long as you
Are by my side
I know that we can make  it"
I woke up from a fever dream I,"saw you staring back at me You
broke upon me like a wave You
told me the only life I’d
save Was
mine And
you showed me colors that I’d
never seen before Colors
that nobody has a name for Kinda
like the ancient greeks didn’t have a word
for blue And
I don’t have a word for how I
feel about you I woke up with the
smell of rain Tigers
in the backseat, there was an oncoming train
Didn’t know where we were going, but I
knew we have to move You
told me I had nothing left to prove
To me"
food poisoning makes you want to die food,"poisoning feels like stabbing yourself in the eye
puking then dry heaving then fever and then
chills t hen your body's aching because and
you can't take pain relieving pills cause you
have food poisoning and you don't know from
whence it came f ood poisoning is god's
sick little game"
I don’t keep my feelings in,"I let them go, I let them go
When I sing or I’m screaming
I let them go, I let them go
Every year around this time
When the dark is closing in
The sky starts to match my mind
And that’s when I begin
To ask why am I doing this
I let it go, I let it go
What boxes am I trying to fit
I let it go, I let it go
My heart races when I’m trying to sleep
And I’m down when I wake up
I’m trying so hard to be something
That I forget to stop
Looking for something that’ll never come
I let that go, I let that go
All the answers and feeling dumb
I let it go, I let it go
Every year around this time
I dance in the widening gyre
It takes all of my mind
To not light it all on fire"
Even if the Goldman Sachs speeches leak,"Even with more crap from the DNC
Even though she chose Tim Kaine, remember
No matter what happens, please, in November
You gotta vote for Hillary
Though she’s not your 8th choice
You gotta vote for Hillary
Though you’re really annoyed
Vote for Hillary
Because it’s not
Quite Democracy
But it’s what we got
No matter what comes out about the Clinton Foundation
Though you hate fracking and globalization
She’s a war hawk and you just plain don’t like her
The alternative is the apocalypse, and that doesn’t seem nicer so
It’s so funny to see
The same GOP
That said Obama was a dictator
Embrace an actual mess
Who wants to silence the press
self professed bona fide freedom hater
Leave aside all the shit that Bill has done
Focus on the fact that when November comes
The choice is someone you think is a criminal
Or a dictator, like an actual"
Cory Booker is urkel,"Cory Booker is wonderdog
He wants to hack the political system
Because it's cheaper to pay for education than ignorance
Because it's cheaper to pay for education than ignorance
And Scott Belsky is medium agnostic
When everyone says you're crazy
You're either crazy or a genius
I think Ted Nelson is a crazy genius
I understood a third of what he said
He said paper is like tearing the wings off of a 747
And driving it like a bus
Zig Zag and Zoggle
And xanadu purple
And his grandpa almost died from bad design
Jay Parkinson says a big hospital
Is a big factory designed to make everything
The future is in small valuable networks
And he had a mullet in the 5th grade
Cameron Moll makes objects out of words
The Noun Project makes words unnecessary
The designer fund makes awesome stuff possible
Michael Gelpert wants to make you super human
Heather Payne turned down a great job
Went to Hong Kong and had an epiphany
She didn't know where that might lead her
But she followed her gut and now she's on her way
She's helping people and doing good every day
All because of a Hong Kong epiphany
LIsten to your gut"
My grandpa was always suspicious,"Of every non jew
It was because he lived
Through world war 2
I always thought he went too far
The world was a different place
I never saw any of the things
He faced
His suspicion was a reaction
And while it may have been too much
I now understand his passion
And the fear that it touched
Nazis are back
And they're killing Americans
Nazis are back
And they're coming for us
The hour is late
I've been asleep
Not feeling the hate
They have for me
But Nazis are back
I’ve watched state sanctioned violence
And I’ve marched against it loud and free
Fuck the police, black lives matter
It’s clear what I believe
But truth be told I always felt
One step removed
It’s not a thing of which I’m proud
I just wanted to tell you
And the hate was always there
I’m fear now for my family
It’s not that I didn’t care
It’s just that I didn’t want to see
but4"
Chris posty posterson,"From sounds like an earful
Wrote the theme song
Calming and cheerful
Karl W the legend
Is the editor
Kenny Scotty Jennifer
Are on our honor on our art work
I am the mystery bard
I do the lullabies yeah
I take commissions at
jonthanmann.net
I’ll write a song for you
Any reason at all
You tell me the story
I make it personal
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mind racing
trouble getting to sleep
trouble staying asleep
Let’s get this show
on the road
Across the deep dark night you know
Scooter is the best"
I’m not listening,"I’m not listening
I’m covering my ears
And singing la la la
So you can just shut up now
I don’t care anyhow
When you speak
All I hear is “bla bla bla”
I don’t feel well
I don’t feel well
I don’t feel well
No, oh no"
What you can't imagine,"You can't possibly know
It'll remain a mystery
Steeped in shadow
You can be deceiver
With all the drugs in your liver
You can be receiver
And you can be the giver
Impending doom
At the break of dawn
As the dandelions bloom
With daisies on the lawn
terrified rottweiler
At dinner in the caves
broken down compiler
In a constructed metal cage
I mourn the skills I don't have
I abuse the ones I do
I want the things I won't have
And the rest stick to me like glue
You can change your thoughts
your surroundings and ytour appearance
But underneath it all
You will never get the clearance
To Change"
"Someday, I’ll lose my hearing","Cuz I mix my song a days way too loud
What a strange and frightful feeling
I’m in too deep and I can’t stop it now
We are just collections of habits
Going around thinking we have free will
The notion that tomorrow will be like today
Is the hardest false idea to kill
I eat all kinds of sugar
I go to sleep at 9pm
What’s left to discover
world of possibilities with no end
We are just collections of habits
Going around thinking we have free will
The notion that tomorrow will be like today
Is the hardest false idea to kill
They say that it takes a month
To form a habit out of thin air
But it can take almost a year
To break a habit and you’re never in the clear"
With my feet firmly planted In,"the dirt of this planet When
I talk I'm
not looking for your input Every
thing you think you're asking Is
loaded to the brim with bad assumptions You
must be confused you think that I owe
you some kind of explanations But
I don't If
I could fire a gun to make my
position more clear id shoot it at you
Instead your making this noise and waving your
arms like I owe you my attention"
I got lots of crazy thoughts rollin' around,"the place I'm
39,000 feet in the air In
the air, in the sea, in the breeze,
I ran so high I see you at
night, at night time, everything is loud, cause
I'm out among the clouds In
the air, in the breeze, I ran so
high"
Dance dance dance dance dance,"Dancing on a volcano
On a volcano
The ocean gods lifted me up
Put my feet firmly in the clouds
Told me to dance so I did my best
They called it mediocre anyhow
I was dancing on a volcano
I danced without any shame
I danced with all of my soul
The ocean gods looked down their noses
Said this guy can't dance at all
I was dancing on a volcano
Then above me appeared
Another me straight out of the blue
He told me not to worry what anybody thought
Just dance the way that I do"
When the barriers are psychological,"Well then you’re really screwed
That can stop you in your tracks
If it’s just your attitude
When the day calls for only rain
And you’ve got to be outside
That can make you want to crawl
into a hole and die
They say elephants
Remember everything
But humans
Are the ones who mess it up
When you’ve never broke a bone
Or been in the hospital
You’re sure that life’s just saving up
and will may you pay in full
When the socks that you are wearing
Get immediately wet
And they’re the only pair you have
And the only ones you can get
They say elephants
Remember everything
But humans
Are the ones who mess it up
When the oatmeal you’re cooking
Is burning in the pan
And you don’t have a solution
You’re lacking any plan
When the sun goes supernova
And the night sky’s totally black
And humans are all scattered
And never coming back
They say elephants
Remember everything
But humans
Are the ones who mess it up"
Mother is the word for the woman who,"gave birth Who
held you in the rocking chair Who
gently washed your hair Who
helped you with your homework When
you were so confused Mother
is the word for the woman of the
earth Who
sang you soft to sleep Who
loves you oh so deep Who
put gloves on your hands and bent down
to tie your shoes She's
greater than the sun And
she's your only one Mother
mama mommy How
you do it is beyond me I can
hardly fathom How
you do it day to day Mother
mommy mama Sometimes
made me when I didn't wanna Made
sure I was well fed And
that I could always find my way Mother
is the word for the woman like a
bird That
pushed me out the nest As
I flew and heaved my chest Out
among the bluest skies In
the morning full of light Mother
is the word for the woman I've
adored Who
dressed my tended wounds And
showed me the man in the moon Who
checked on me while I slept In
the blackest night She's
stronger than the wind She's
the ending and begin - ing"
You can talk about it until you're blue in the face,"But all that time talking is time going to waste
Just do it whatever it is
Not buts ands maybes or ifs
Nobody ever did nothing by talking
You're just pushing air until you stop so get stopping
And Go
It's so hot that I don't feel like doing
Anything at all except sleeping and screwing
But I hold myself to this every day
This motherloving load of ice cream flav
I day dream and I hallucinate
In the heat it makes me work slower but hey i work
Yeah i work
Guitar
You may think that I just sit in this room
Making guitars go twang and drums go boom
You may think I'm playing around and it's fun
And it is fun until it's not and then it's some
Thing else entirely it's work, it's
What I do because I can't do anything else like a jerk
It's work"
You got your feet below ya,"You got your head above
Nobody can know ya
If you’re only thinking of
Yourself and all the things
That you want to do
Paint the lettering
On the side of you
It says: Don’t mind me I’m insecure
You’d like things to stay the way they were
When you started you were lonely
You were the only one
Who had walked along the stoney
Path in the arboretum
You pay the price tomorrow
Or you pay the price today
No one you can follow
That isn’t in your way
You are always doubtful and never sure
You’d like things to stay the way they were
The honey’s in the bucket
The traps are all laid
Take this job and shove it
Now you’ve got it made
Waiting for the sunrise
To tear apart the shadows
The tripping of your ego
The only thing that matters
I think about the future, the cost you will incur
I’d like things to stay the way they were"
a cannibal in space,"Floating along
i'm the human race
Past all the planets
past nebulai
So beautiful that i could cry
All alone All alone All alone again
Nobody to eat, nobody to hold
All alone all alone all alone again, gain
nobody to eat or to defend"
There's bats flying all around my head there's,"mosquitoes biting my skin I'm
outside and I don't want to go in
there's peeper frogs in the distance and there's
crickets that nearby there's clouds and a full
moon up in the sky I know everything
is going crazy but sometimes that's just how
it goes I know the world keeps spinning
around where it stops where it stops nobody
knows I'm
sitting out here in the grass I'm
risking all my life and limb I'm
thinking about the person I used to be
I'm wondering whatever happened to him I know
the earth keeps spinning around where it stops
nobody knows and I know that time keeps
going forward Cause
that's the only that's the only way it
goes the way it goes the way it
goes the way it goes the way it
goes the way it goes the way it
goes the way it goes the way that
it"
Hallelujah!!!,"How you doin?
I’ll M2 ya
Lock Screen
Unsend
iPhone
Webcam
Pay later
Home app
Car play
Apple Maps
There’s something in the air
Something about that hair
Take me for a ride on hair force one
That Craig Federighi’s work ain’t done
And we’ll fly off that away toward the setting sun
Let’s get while the getting’s good
Passkeys
Mag safe
Share photos
Lunar face
Multistop
Stage manager
On the iPad"
To find something they found Down,"a hole down a hole down a hole
That's right The
snake said to Eve
let's run away We'll
go into space and we'll take away Down
a hole down a hole down a hole
There's rain Meanwhile
everyone said why do we have to go
back into the world Wear
our clothes don't fit you know Where
our clothes don't fit you know Wear
our clothes they don't fit The
snakes said to God
while you were right All
I have to say is follow me tonight
Down a hole down a hole down a
hole tonight Snake
knew what he had in his pocket could
breathe all the oxygen inside of the rocket
Go down a hole go down the hole
Go down the hole again"
I just wanna play my banjo,"But my banjo’s out of tune
So I’m taking a shower
Here in the afternoon
Everywhere I go the people calling out my name
Like hey mr banjo dude
And I feel like I’m gonna let them all down
Because my banjo’s out of tune
I just wanna play my banjo
But I can’t tune the strings
I don’t know if it’s the cold winds blowing
Or some mechanical thing
When I sit beneath the water thinking all
About the future I get worried sometimes you know
I gotta learn how to relax and just feel the water flow"
What am I doing wrong?,"What I am doing right?
I can’t tell the difference
Most of the time
All my cards are on the table
All my sins been confessed
Maybe I shoulda kept them
Close to my chest
And I was built to blindly stumble
Thinking quickly on my feet
Well each day blooms and crumbles
In waves of steam and heat
“No, don’t do it that way”
Say the voices in my head
“No, don’t do it that way”
When I try something else instead
And when everything’s transition
And goes fast and slow at once
And you’re staring at a mirror
Down the barrel of a gun
And I was built to blindly stumble
Thinking quickly on my feet
Well each day blooms and crumbles
In waves of steam and heat
Well I’ve been around the rodeo
To know not to expect too much
But I am naturally hopeful
Each new day’s dawn, and such
There’s a different voice inside me
That knows just how to propel
And it’s shouting my instructions
From the bottom of a well
And I was built to blindly stumble
Thinking quickly on my feet
Each day blooms and crumbles
In waves of steam and heat
La di day
Day di day day
Di di day
Day di day day
Di di di di do"
Every day a little bit,"Stick your hand out don't get hit
Getting crunched up in my gears
Been that way for a couple of years
You've been working so hard
One step then another step in the yard out into the yard
Got the feeling won't let go
Another meeting goes so slow
Leave your job and your house go within or without
You've been working so hard
One step then another step
Another step out into the yard"
Is there anybody out there,"My name is fall
No need to be scared
I'm not scared at all
I wish I had a friend
To call my own
Only empty space in time
I am alone
So lonely, so so lonely, so so lonely"
In an ocean of futility I cast so,"many nets In
a gambling ring of doom I place so
many beds I don't know which way to
go as usual as usual I don't know
which way to go and this is how
it always ends in an ocean of futility
I've cast my fishing line on a clock
I'm reading broken time and I don't know
which way to go this is usual it's
usual I don't know which way to go
as usual I'm
just making up songs because I don't feel
like writing them I am just making up
songs Cause
I don't feel like riding down in an
ocean of futility I'm
eaten by a shark what does he have
to do with me I'm
not sure but he's made his mark and
his bark is much worse than his bite
don't know which way to go this is
usual it's usual don't know which way to
go as usual as usual"
Baby's got a fever he kept me up all night,"Now
I'm really tired
I don't wanna sing right
Don't wanna sing cry
Baby's got a fever
Listen to him cry
It's time to eat dinner
I think
I'm gonna die
I think
I'm gonna die if
I don't get some sleep tonight
I want to write something but
I just gotta say how
I feel
Baby's got a fever
He's a little baby
Soon we're gonna walk show and hope he goes to sleepy
I feel like
I'm gonna die
Like
I'm gonna die
Like
I'm gonna die
Like
I'm gonna die
Baby's got a fever and
I'm really tired now it's time for dinner
Baby's got a feeling
Fe"
"Oh, God.","No. What
the fuck are you doing? No.
Stop. Please
stop. This
is not what we want. Are
you insane? It's
a terrible idea. Steve
would be pissed. What
the f is this, bro? Lost
in that to a matter the world is
cooling all around us and we could all
use just a little bit of hope but
some fucking act got tech bros. I hate
this. I hate this. I fucking. I hate
this. I fucking hate this. I fucking hate
this. I fucking hate this. I fucking, fucking
hate this. Sa"
We just need to write some words down,"Like: “There will never be another now”
So much we knew but we forgot how
To say anything, I’ll just say anything
Hyper hyper hyper normalization
Managed care and middle managers
Managed like we are animals
Managed to put a wall between
Me and reality it’s a managed reality
Hyper hyper hyper normalization
I think of news I think of TikTok
I think of bedtime when the sun goes down
I think of stories by the fireside
Where you can say anything
So you just say anything"
Never put aside All,"your childish projections One
foot in the universe And
the other way in between Take
it for a ride Take
it for a ride And
you'll find yourself right here Where
else could you have gone? I don't advocate
prediction in all things foreign and domestic Cause
then you look the fool and your inner
life is messy But
if you are insisting on breaking down the
patterns You
can't do much better than the truth Take
my life and make it whole Hold
me close and let me go Make
the space inside my mind train with tickets
I can rip up When
I am done And
leave them on the platform Join
the rush of everyone Even
if I'm
the last one To
learn the truth of it To
learn the truth of it I am feeling
sick And
so this melody ain't no melody I haven't
got the energy To
make it more than this I wanna impress
you I wanna impress you I wanna impress
you so bad But
where do I draw the line? I wish
I was a machine that could kick the
jams out better Neve
making bad stuff just good things by the
letter Some
people seem to do that and it makes
me kind of jealous But
I just try to focus on the truth"
I've got I've,"got some sleepy words to see still in
the hospital today if I had if I
had time I'd
put it away still in the hospital today
they tell you that you kind of know
then you don't know They
tell you that you're going to go and
then you don't go So
So I don't have a moment to do
my song I'm
too busy taking care of my son"
Have you heard the one about the giant cow,"The most famous cow in the world now
Too big to eat too big to mate
So he just sits there and contemplates
Oh what a time to be alive just now
In Australia as a giant cow
The weather here sure is hot
Will I ever find the love I want
In a different culture they’d worship me
Bring me gifts on bended knee
In olden days I’d pull the plough
But now who will love the giant cow
If there’s one thing I’ve learned
From dust I came and there i’ll return
But i’ll contemplate for now
My life as the giant cow"
This is the last song of 2022,"Don't know about me, don't know about you
I've been writing a song a day
for 14 years today, today
And it's raining on my head
Ah, my head is bald
And tomorrow will sing all Lynn syne
it's the last song of 2022
The sky is green
Oh, the sky is not blue
I've been writing a song a day
For very many years
14 years today
That's a lot
That's a lot
That's a lot
That's a lot
That's a lot
I said
2022 Goodbye
2023, hi
2022 Goodbye
2023, hi
It's the last song of 2022
Look up at the sky
I do not see any blue
But I've been writing a song a day
For so long
That I don't even remember
Yesterday's song,
Yesterday's song
Yesterday's song"
I was reaching out with a hand made of straw,"My eyes were stolen by an old mean crow
I was reaching out not sure if you saw
The world is filled with stuff I don’t know
And all the kids are stealing
It leaves me with a feeling
Like I’m not doing my job
If I’m not looking scary
Then there’s no point to me
Standing out here at all
Pick me up, put me down
Somewhere I’ll do some good
I think I’m ready now
I’m gonna put down my foot
Pick me up, put me down
Don’t forget my friends
And do you hear that sound?
That’s the sound the world makes when it ends
Supernova and sky made of light
There’s no one left but you and me
There’s no need to put up a fight
There’s no want or have or need
And we’re still a turning
As we go a burning
Out into the endless black
Feel it, can you feel it?
The truth has been revealed
It’s time to go now don’t look back
]Pick me up, put me down
Somewhere I’ll do some good
I think I’m ready now
I’m gonna put down my foot
Pick me up, put me down
Don’t forget my friends
And do you hear that sound?
That’s the sound the world makes when it ends"
Who's that jogging down the road Jogging,"down the road Jogging
down the road road road road who's that
jogging down the road Jogging
down the road Jogging
down the road road"
Sa,"All
I wanna do is go to bed but
I gotta write a song
All
I wanna do is go to bed but
I gotta write a song
All
I wanna do is go to bed but
I gotta write a song
All
I wanna do is go to bed but"
Your lawyers are driving a Toyota Corolla,"The prosecution is driving a big dump truck
Yours parents are holding their heads in their hands
SBF, you’re fucked
Here’s Gary who said he committed financial crimes
At your  direction, you little schmuck
Here’s Adam who said you defrauded customers
SBF, You’re Fucked.
All the pain that you caused
Is coming back on you now
All the money you stole
To stoke your fragile ego
And the thing that makes me sing this song
Is that you still won’t admit you were wrong
From up in that penthouse we all must’ve looked so small
Now you’re down here in the muck
You’re sending your whole family to jail
SBF, you’re fucked r"
in a little shoebox apartment,"across the street from the hudson
in a building like many others
on a street made of cobblestone
that's where you'll find sanae
making a flour less cake
imagining boundless creations
the jewel of lower manhattan"
We’ve lived here since,"2014
The factory’s on fire
They make chlorine
It’s the third time
In twenty years and so
I think it’s time to go
Amazon boxes
That have been discarded
Put everything we own in them
We’ve barely started
The only home
My children have ever known
But it’s time to go
I wanna make plans
But that seems
Presumptuous
Wanna find a place
For my family
That’s not a mess
Every human consumes 50,000 bits of plastic a year
Where can we go?
This time last year
My son was in the hospital
I couldn’t wait to get him home
At the time it seemed impossible
I fed him lots of ice cream
When we finally got home
And now it’s time to go
When I was in my 20s
I moved it seemed every year or so
But before that
I only ever had one home
I wanna find a place
For my kids to call home
For now it’s time to go"
Flying through the air I've,"got nowhere to be Somebody
once told me that I could be wherever
I wanted to be Gone
now are the sounds I knew from my
youth they have been all replaced by this
little silly tomb Take
one for the roadTake another for yourself You
don't have anyone who might give youJust a
little bit of help of help You
fell down a hole Endless
and widening you found yourself a screaming for
the dawn to come and save you ButI
wasn't gonna save youButI wasn't gonna save you
but it wasn't gonna save you no no
no no"
"If you cut me loose, the only thing","I’ll be is dead Crazy
Charlie on the telephone Says
he’s gonna sell everything, every last thing he
owns But
it’s alright cus I’m
just a human being And
there’s no difference between you and me Take
one, leave one too But
you better leave double if you want me
to put you through Green
Samantha on the Ferris
Wheel She
flirts with you and then says it isn’t
real But
it’s alright cus I’m
just a human being And
there’s no difference between you and me Everytime
I close my eyes I’m
on another ride Nothing
ever changes on the in or the outside
Show me pictures of how it’s going to
be And
I’ll show you a lonesome valley It’s
true, we die alone No
one can go with you when that thunder
groans Lucky
Billy, getting on a train And
he’s never coming back, no he’s never coming
back again But
it’s alright cus I’m
just a human being And
there’s no difference between you and me"
"No, no, can make me write a song.","No, no, can make me, I won't play
a little game. Not
gonna write, not gonna write a little song
for you. There's
nothing that I'm
gonna do. I'm
gonna write a song. No,
no. No,
no, no, no. No,
no, no, no. No,
no, no, no."
This guy says I’m creepy,"Cuz I write a song a day
I wonder what would lead someone like him
To say
Something like that
About someone like me
Who’s he anyhow?
And how’s he judging a creep?
Apparently he lives in Los Feliz
That’s funny I used to live there too
I lived on Fountain right near Western Avenue
He’s originally from Philly
I’m from Vermont
We’re both from the East Coast
This is getting weird
He’s a fan of Bob Dylan
Well how about that?
He likes Gene Wilder, too
I mean, we’re practically twins
I guess what I’m trying to say
Is that when you look at it this way
Ain’t the Internet grand?
And full of folks
With their snarky articles
And their witty, witty jokes
But snark’s so easy
Like boobs or getting hit in the balls
It’s much harder to be who you are
Even when somebody calls
You creepy
Then again
Maybe he saw that when I was By MG Siegler
I wrote him a song
And so he decides
To call me creepy
Hoping for a song
Well here it is
I hope you like it, Lon
I hope you like it, Lon
Snarky
Lon
Creepy
Jon-athan
I’m just kidding"
I got a feeling,"That you don't want to know
Everything that's in my head
I can own it
Live by a code
And you won't think twice
My darling
I try to make sense
Of the feelings
As they come
And as they go
Everything that's in my gut
I'm sorry
I got this chromosome
It's been with me a long long time
Can I get a hey
Pour the vodka
Make it two shots
Winter drags on and on
Put your coat on
Let's take a walk
Watch the old men while they fish"
My son woke me up at 445am My,"head My
brain is putting on barely light right now
My brain is putting My
brain is putting Button
button Why
do you have to wake up so early
That's what I'd
like to know Maybe
I should eat some bread pudding some chocolate
pudding or something else like that Oh
but my brain is pudding My
brain is"
It is out there it is feeling,"On the alter of the deep it is kneeling
It exists, it does not
Some phantom of a thought
One’s remembered now forgot
Wandering the universe alone
No idea how I got here
I am searching for a friend
But to find one . . .
Something is approaching"
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"World War Three, right on time","Lockheed Martin goes up
Buy buy buy, you can treble your money
On the misery of the world
John McCain in hell doing a happy dance
And I think Lindsay Graham just came in his pants
Dick Cheney in a hot tub grinning
Because no matter who wins
Dick Cheney is winning
World War Three
For a year now we’ve been screaming
World War Three
Ceasefire, justice and freedom
World War Three
But we’ll watch the world burn
Before we’ll give the Palestinians
The self-determination they deserve
World War Three, here it is
North Carolina’s gone
All the help we need at home
Was just dropped on Lebanon
And Bibi’s looking for any excuse
To topple the temple, and launch those nukes
And the devil fucks Mt Siani grinning
Cuz nobody wins
And yet the devil is winning"
They’re banning books in Tennesse,"My studio’s a mess
I owe more taxes than Jeff Bezos
How I’ll pay is anyone’s guess
I don’t know how to play piano
And I can barely sing
But I want to write this song
More than anything
Buy more nfts From me please
My floor price is looking down
Or just mint another animal and adjective
And hope it makes that popping sound
Are you a shark or a guppy, a wolf or a sheep
You know we don’t play that game
These songs are not bags to hold
But parts of me you must maintain
They’re banning books in Tennesse
The fed is closing in
If Tether is shut down for good
It’s game over for inflated pricin
I believe that’s for the best I do
And I don’t know what you’ve heard
But me I’m waiting for the truth
And something called the great big merge"
I'm not scared of you I'm,"not scared of you Carlos
You're all going to prison I am not
scared I'm
not scared of you TJ
open your eyes Open
your ears Use
your brain I fire him Wake
up hidden network employees You
are basically in a cult right now I
don't want to see you in long term
trouble confusion Guys
There is no they There
is no they I'm
not scared of I'm
not scared of you Carlos
You're all going to prison I am not
scared I'm
not scared of you TJ
all of these people are involved in a
criminal conspiracy to overthrow me from my company
Why Why
Why Because
they were jealous that Cassie
made 50000 a month Because
they were jealous that Cassie
made 50000AMONTH Why
I still offered you one last chance to
not go to prison This
And once I meet with the FBI
next week I cannot stop what is coming
I'm not scared of you I'm
not scared of you Carlos
You're all going to prison I am not
scared I'm
not scared of you DJ
i am not scared of you I'm
not scared of you Carlos
You're all going to prison I am not
scared I'm
not scared of you tj I am not
scared of you Justin
I am not scared I don't care what
you have It's
irrelevant because I do not negotiate with terrorists"
I dug my friends car out of the snow,"Cuz I’m going down to Go For Pro
I’m gonna Go For Pro!
There were layers of snow and Ice and snow
And beneath there was another layer below
but I dug my friends car out with a heave and ho
I’m going down to Go For Pro
Gonna Go Go Go
For Pro Pro Pro
With Street Fighter 2 and Mario
Gonna try to defend my title
Though it may seem suicidal
Im gonna Go Go Go For Pro
Pretty soon I better get out on the road
I wanna be the traffic so I don’t go slow
I’m gonna Go For Pro
The wind is high but the temp ain’t too low
The countryside is covered head to toe
What lies around that bend well I don’t know
But I’m gonna Go For Pro
Gonna Go Go Go
For Pro Pro Pro
With Street Fighter 2 and Mario
Gonna try to defend my title
Though it may seem suicidal
Im gonna Go Go Go For Pro"
Don’t consume too much caffeine,"Cuz then you’ll look just like me
Don’t consume too much caffeine
Cuz then you’ll look and feel just like me
Ahhhhhh
Ahhhhhhhggghhh"
"Big fire, heel turn, foreshadowed but wasn’t earned","Love sick, Quick madness, crazy woman but not tragic
I wanted to feel sad
Instead I felt disgusted and mad
It’s fine if people don’t change
But maddness and a cruel streak are not the same
Dark bags green eyes hair all mussed up
Sure she lost friends not first time lost loves
It’s like she forgot all of her experience
She could have been Shakespearean
t’s fine if people don’t change
But maddness and a cruel streak are not the same
It all just went so quick
I just couldn’t buy it
Given a little bit of time
The descent into madness might feel fine
Big fire, heel turn, foreshadowed but wasn’t earned
Love sick, Quick madness, crazy woman but not tragic
Who will live and who is gonna die
Everything feels so contrived
t’s fine if people don’t change
But maddness and a cruel streak are not the same"
Try not to take myself seriously,"I got my life in front of me
I can’t see it all at once
So I take it as it comes
Take it
Take it as it comes
Play guitar and bang the drums
Might as well try and have some fun
Just be stupid just be dumb
Try not to focus on the fact
That the world is going to hell and back
Could have minutes years or months
So I take it as it comes"
Everything is great,"Everything is fine
The feeling in your stomach
Don’t pay it any mind
We are gonna make it
Make it oh we will
Either with the sunshine
Or the blood that spills
Everything is great
Never better than right now
Life is kitten rainbow
And silver lining clouds
Never need to worry
Cuz it’ll all work out
Just ignore the trucks
On the edge of town
Just ignore the strong wind
And the fact that you
Can’t find what you’re looking for
At the supermarket food
In all the signals
There’s more than noise
But stay positive
For all the girls and boys
Everything is great
Everything is good
Houses made of brick
Houses made of wood
Just ignore the big bad
And the rising tide
Everything is great
Everything is fine r"
Deep deep deep down do you know anything,"Why does the earth turn Why
does the caged canary sing Do
you know what happens when you throw a
bottle up in the air It
doesn't come down it just keeps on floating
do you know what happens when you go
to the place where you never been before
It just keeps going down all the way
down it just keeps going up until it's
going down Down
Just keeps going down it's going up way
up and up until it's going down"
I tied the string to the bannister,"My room’s full of scotch tape
I threw your GI Joe in the air
And watched the sky deflate
That’s how it is out here
That’s how it’s always been
Give me a book and time to grow
And I won’t bother you again
Toilet paper across the road
Hiding deep in the underbrush
We don’t know how to build a brick wall
But we do our best"
Distrokid,"Unlimited Songs
To Spotify
And iTunes uh huh
For just a buck six a month
Unlimited songs
Uh huh uh huh
No yearly fee per album no
CD Baby Tunecore antiquated oh
The best way to spread your songs
Gimme Distrokid or nothing at all
Distrokid
For Song A Day
Distrokid
For everyone
even Derek Sivers loves
Distrokid
And Derek Sivers is never wrong"
My voice is deeper than it normally is,"I got a headache I got a headache
and my voice is deeper than it normally
is I got a headache I got a
headache I wanna sit here and watch tv
I haven't left the house today I haven't
left the house today No
no no no no no no no no
no no no My
voice is deeper than it normal I said
I'm so sick I said I'm
not that sick I just feel kind of
funny I got a headache and my nose
isn't runny but I feel weird I feel
weird weird weird weird weird weird weird weird
weird weird weird weird So
deep My
voice is so deep I can't sing that
well There's
lot of notes I can't sing because my
voice feels funny My
voice feels funny"
when you're wandering the woods,"holding candles in the night
and the bears pick up your scent
and you prepare yourself to fight
get your hands out of the hunny pot
when the clearing appears before you
and the moon is fully filled
it's the council of the bears
and a mistake will get you killed
get your hands out of the hunny pot
when a complex carbohydrate
needs a hand in getting eaten
like a spoon full of medicine
you become this honey cretin
you have a giant primate brain
but all the better to feel the pain
in the dark it glows, the moonlight shows
treebark stained with blood
get your hands out of the hunny pot"
I am not the exception,"In my problems and my success
I am just like everybody else
Every law of nature
Applies equally to me
Day to day it feels like that's false
Stop fighting so hard
Stop fighting SO hard
Stop fighting and let it happen
I shy away from phone calls
The mundane and the boring
Things I have to do but would rather not
I escape into territory
That's exciting and familiar
I never know what I'm gonna get
Stop fighting so hard
Stop fighting SO hard
Stop fighting and let it happen"
We avoid the ones that could decide they,"want to do us harm I surrender what’s
left of my pride The
stubbornness remains That
no magic could ever hide No
floating orb of flames Tower
built on thoughts alone will fall like ADD
Like sugar twisted into bone Or
a wasps’ colony When
space is formed into a cone And
time is on ellipse Just
pick up your banana phone and give the
sky a kiss And
if there’s nothing you need to add, I’ll
close the argument Proposition
8 is bad, but it’s not like cement
The tie is on our side The
best chance we’ve ever had Is
upon us now It’s
up to us now to see it through
the end See
it through to the end See
it through to the end"
NASA found some new planets,"About 2700 light years away
Keplar 69c
Seem like they could be
new home
In the Keplar 69 system
Two planets orbit a sun that resembles our own
They're in the constellation
Cyngys and one could be our new home
Our new home
Keplar 69c is about 70% more massive than earth
With a similar orbit to Venus but it seems much cooler
I want to go there right now
I want to go there right now
I want to go
There right now
To our new home
We we finally screw this planet up
So hard there's no turning back
It's comforting to think
Our descendants could maybe get it all back on track
On our new home"
If I had a drawing board,"I’d go back to it
If I could draw better
I’d relax to it
Instead I’m starting from itch
Trying to find everything I missed
On my way to today
I’m a lump of dried up clay
That’s been left behind
I’m a raisin middle aged
And out of time
My belly is so round
Through the concrete that I pound
On my way to today
On my way to today
I’ve had heartache
On my way to today
I’ve seen joy
On my way to today
I have ridden with
marvelous little girl
And little boy
I’m a smooth talking
Tamborine of sin
I’m a night walking
Owl on the wind
If you stand on top my chest
I will tell you all the rest
The main plot and side quests
On my way to today"
Put your face on backwards,"And tie your shoes
If you’re looking backwards
Then you’ll refuse
To see whats right in front of your face
To stick out your tongue and taste
The only moment that matters
It’s pregnant and erect
The only moment that matters
It’s right where you’d expect
Take another beating
And let’s start again
When you’re self defeating
You are on the mend
You can ride that horse till it dies
Just follow the signs
to
The only moment that matters
It’s pregnant and erect
The only moment that matters
It’s right where you’d expect
I’ve got my empathy
You’ve got your good looks
I’ll take a ride and see
if the world matches picture books
The snake is eating it’s tail again
The sand is almost gone
It’s raining cats and dogs and men
They’re gathering on the lawn
I was sure that my luck wouldn’t last
Time it goes so fast"
Last day of the conference and my energy,"is sapped All
I want to do is lay down and
take a nap It's
the last day of the festival and I
feel like laying down on a great big
beanbag chair and drown in my sleep Gotta
get up on an airplane and fly towards
home That's
the place that I know that I got
alone People
on the Internet
will make fun of you for this and
that They'll
call you cringe They'll
call you all kinds of names They'll
call you fact You
can listen to them or you can drown
them out That's
just a fact of life these days That's
how things are now Good
friends come and go Good
life has come and gone away in the
background of the radiation of the universe I'm
made of carbon I'm
made of meat I am made of water
And the food that I eat Nap
nap nap Wanna
take a take a nap Nap
nap nap Wanna
take a take a nap Take
a nap"
I’m addicted to caffeine,"And the only way I know
Is that when I don’t get any
I feel like i’m gonna blow
I can’t really see straight
My brain is a black hole
I’m addicted to caffeine
And I swear i didn’t know
I’m addicted to caffeine
I found this out today
When I wanted to strangle anyone
That was getting in my way
The sun beat down on my back
I was like come at me bro
I’m addicted to caffeine
And I swear i didn’t know"
What about it? What,"about us? I’m
sick of all this talk of eating rat’s
frau What
about it? What
about us? One
day we will rise up and take what’s
rightfully ours Wrest
control from our evil human oppressor And
lord I know that day is coming Every
teddy bear in the world raises fist in
spite those that does wrong Listen
to me now say Teddy
bear revolution is the only sensible solution To
reverse all the sick pollution they’ve poisoned our
minds They
make us think we’re less than they are
And so I offer up this prayer You’re
just a little teddy bear Let’s
show them what that means Death
to humans"
If you order delivery,"During a storm
You are an asshole
It’s crazy outside
And you’re safe and warm
Don’t be an asshole
Bomb cyclone
Coming to get you
Bomb cyclone
Is not gonna let you
Have a normal day
So please don’t
Order delivery
If you don’t
want to go outside
What’s in your house should last
And if you didn’t
buy food
then listen, it’s fine to just fast
Bomb cyclone
Coming to get you
Bomb cyclone
Is not gonna let you
Have a normal day
So please don’t
Order delivery
Put on your boots
Play in the snow
Go to the store if you want
But leave seamless
and post mates alone
Be happy with what you got"
I’m giving away my records,"I’m giving away my books
All the people taking them
Are giving me weird looks
I’m giving away my rugs
I’m giving away my lamps
I’m mailing my old letters
With vintage postage stamps
I’m giving you everything I own
Yes everything has got to go
I wanna live in an empty room
With my family in tow
Put my computer on the curb
Put my games out in the street
All these things make me think
Of times so bittersweet
All my instruments and songs
Put them in a bin
Give them to the homeless dude
Who drinks away our sins
All my food has been consumed
All my emails have been sent
I saw your blog post yesterday
But I didn’t know what it meant
The chairs have all walked out of here
The couches followed suit
There’s a tree in the living room
Growing glowing fruit"
"Oh, the blobspace is up on goerli now","4844 proto dank is bringing those fees on down
temporary measure while full sharding’s on the way
The last goerli hard fork has been done successfully
So we say: Bring on the blobs!
Short term data huzzah
We’re going ZKG crazy
On the road to data shards
lot of complex math to make sure nothing explodes
4096 chunks of 32 bytes each
And then they are pruned just about every two weeks"
Hi there,"I drew a goat
and a koala
making love
steamy, yes?
i drew these animals because i like making things on the internet
and because i believe that love conquers all
but wait
here's oprah
riding a jet ski
with jesus
in outer space
but
if sopa and pipa gets through congress
these animated gifs could be considered pirated
and my website could be shut down for hosting it
without due process
the goal is to stop piracy of films and music
but this is like dealing with some escaped lions at the soo
with blasting some kittens with flame thrower
and kitten bbq  bad
do your part to stop sopa and pipa
look it up
do it for the kittens
do it for the jet skis
do it for love
but if these bills get through congress
then these animated gifs could be considered pirated
and my website could be shut down"
Ricky speaks fluent Japanese,"Alicia studies wetland ecology Ricky
teaches yoga and Alicia
plays the piano Alicia
spends a lot of time in swamps and
marches very good aunt to Celeste
and leaner Ricky
worked with Sally
and May
and is starting to become a cpa They
met while saltzer dancing in Northern
Virginia Ricky
brought another girl on their first date and
Alicia was confused But
now they're getting married It's
a fantastic idea Running
and camping and nature walks painting stuff from
ikea Today
they're getting married And
I just want to say how happy I
am for you guys that you got engaged
You got engaged They
joined us all The
troupe traveled all across the nation but now
everybody makes them dance at every wedding reception
Alicia was vegetarian and now they are both
vegan The
vegan cheesecake was so good that Ricky's
family was barely believing On
June 15 on a nature walk Ricky
taking notes as she dictated She
was the most beautiful wetland species that he
saw And
now they're getting married It's
a fantastic idea Running
and camping and nature walks painting stuff from
IKEA Day
And they're getting married And
I just want to say how happy I
am for you guys that you got and
get a pain that you got and get
at a That
you got in Get
a You're
now getting married It's
a fantastic idea They're
running a camping and nature box painting stuff
from ikea Ooh
David Getting
married And
I just wanna say how happy I am
for you guys that you gotta get a
That you gotta get a aged That
you got and get a aged Hope"
Little things grow into big things all the,"trees around here are dying and I can't
sing I can't sing so there's no sense
in trying no no oh no Little
things turn into big problems and then the
ocean dies and then we all think we
know which way salvation lies this way but
we don't know no we don't know Little
things turn into big things Like
God in loving hearts that beat all together
that you'll never be able to rip apart
Live apart no no apart Little
things like my problems Big
things like the ear Put
them all in a pile now and you
see what that is worth Little
things Little
things Big
big things Little
things Little
things Big
big things Little
things Little
things Big
things Little
things Little
things Big
things Big
things"
one of my strings broke,"oh no, oh no
now i only got three strings
what kinda song can
a song a day fella write
what kinda song can i sing
with just three strings
and no more things"
Yes yes yes yes,"No no no
Yes yes yes yes
No no
Yes yes yes yes
No no
Yes yes yes yes
No no"
The sun the war we got Now,"there's a better one in his properties All
your key elements Now
there's a better one and its properties are
better than all the rest of them It's
automatical No
more double spell Push
your cash from the red or spherical a
new world will begin"
Raise my taxes and make it so I,"don't have to pay for health care Raise
my taxes and make it so folks who
are down on their luck have welfare I
don't care if you raise my taxes just
a bit as long as you raise the
rich people's Jew
I pay taxes at about 25 That's
a less percentage than Donald
Trump pay Gotta
make him pay more so there's more money
to go around To
go around Lowering
the tax rate does not work the way
they say it does It
hasn't worked since they first tried it in
the 80s It
does the opposite of what they said it
was Look
at Kansas
that's a perfect example They
lowered taxes so so much and the economy
tanked The
economy tanked in Kansas
The economy tanked tank tanked And
you can thank Scott
Brownback and all the dumb Republicans
for that Oh
for that And
that's not what I want no that's not
what I want for the country for the
country so raise my taxes so I don't
have to pay for health care oh for
health care I would gladly pay more I
would gladly pay more so I didn't have
to worry and my family was insured I'd
gladly pay more I would gladly pay more
so I didn't have to worry and my
whole family was and sure"
Are you caught up?,"Are YOU caught up?
Are you caught up caught up caught up?
Can we talk about Mad Men
Or Game of Thrones
Have you seen Black Mirror?
There’s like 7 episodes
Are you caught up on
Adventure Time?
See The Flash last night?
Or Brooklyn Nine Nine?
Whatddya mean you haven’t seen the Wire?
What the fuck is wrong with you
no, no I’m not caught up
We’re watching star trek
She’s never seen all of TNG
I’ve seen it 7 times
But really I don’t mind
We’re right where it’s getting good in season 3 A"
Tell me something that I don't no no,"no no and I'll
tell you yeah I'll
tell you everything I know Put
my hand on your shoulder Stab
me through the neck I don't go in
for that kind of thing anymore but if
I did I would with you Cause
I'm just a little guy I don't reach
for the sky I'm
just a little match Sitting
on the bench Feeding
crocodiles on the way to school they say
they say I'm
gathered among I don't think you understand what
this is about I don't think you understand
Just how much you want to shout Put
another little piece together right now you're almost
done with the puzzle it's giving you so
much trouble but now all of that's all
behind you I think you might find yourself
In a place made of mirrors and space
made of stars and black holes just as
black as your soul oh as you're so
oh as your soul"
In the last six months they made 21 billion,"No one said a word
No one said a word in the last four years
It's amazing to me
The price of cars went up 30
CEO pay went up 40
No one had any complaints
No one said a word
God forbid that workers has their fair share
That's the end of the world
That's the end of the world
Fruits the labor and the product they produce
That's the end of the world
It's not that we're going to wreck the economy
We're gonna wreck
Barry
The economy that only works for the billionaire class
All of us should support the strikers
Their fight against corporate greed is our fight
All of us should support the strikers
Their fight against corporate greed is our fight
All of us should support the strikers
Their fight against corporate greed is our fight
All of us should support the strikers
Their fight against corporate greed is utter
In the last six months they made 21 billion
No one a word
No one said a word in the last four years
It's amazing to me
The price of cars went up 30
CEO pay went up 40
No one had any complaints
No one said a word
God forbid that workers has their fair share
That's the end of the world
That's the end of the world
Fruits the labor and the product they produce
That's the end of the world
It's not that we're going to wreck the economy
We're going to wreck their economy
The economy that only works for the billionaire class
It doesn't work for the working class
Hear that
Analysts
All right
UAW
President
Sean
Fain
Thanks for your time today
I appreciate it sir
We did invite the
Big three automakers to come on
They declined
The invitation is open"
Same thing we always do Are,"we gonna take Are
we gonna choose Are
we gonna sing Are
we gonna sing like all the same I
don't know about you but I'm
sick of I don't want to be hungry
I don't want to open tors in the
mouth or in the chest Open
the chest All
in the chest or in the chest Or
in the chest I don't know I don't
know I don't know I don't know I
don't I don't know I don't sa"
"His mom, Mary Ann was born off the coast of Scotland","She met his dad while visiting New York in the 30s
They fell in love and she decide to stay
She gave birth to Donald, he was an anchor baby
His mom was an immigrant with hopes and dreams
Just like anyone, just like anyone
his first wife was born in the Czech republic
Got married in ’77, so in love it was crazy
She became a citizen in 1988
They had three kids, they were anchor babies
His wife was an immigrant with hopes and dreams
Just like anyone, just like anyone
Come on, Don, Don
Get off that high horse you’re on
Your grandparents came from Germany
Did they come here legally?
No one that looks
Like you or me
Can say this land we took
Is ours to do with as we please
HIs third wife was born in Slovenia
At Bethesda by the Sea, they got married
She became a citizen in 2006
And Barron William Trump is an anchor baby
His wife was an immigrant with hopes and dreams
Just like anyone, just like anyone"
There’s a neo-liberal fascist coup,"Happening in Paris France
His government lost
But Macron says nuh uh
He’s putting on his dictator pants
He says
an’t be ruled by extremes
But denying the election is a hundred degrees
Of extreme
And so what does this mean?
I don’t know about you
It looks like a fascist coup
neoliberal
So hypocritical
The left won by a lot
Now it’s time to riot"
Do you believe in free will,"Or is it just a lie
I’m not sure it matter at all
Either way we live and die
Is it me writing this song
Or the universe
Or are we the same thing
Neither seems better or worse
There are just some mornings
I don’t want to get out of bed
Why is it so hard
To get out of my head
Where do the thoughts come from
Who even is “me”
Is every thought I’ve ever had
Just chemicals and electricity?
All I ever really want
Is some semblance of control
But every time that’s broken
I pay the hefty toll"
"Well you know there’s 5,280 feet in a","mile And
there’s a fact about that, that always makes
me spmile It’s
about a magical place, where the people are
happy and free And
it’s 5,280 feet above the sea Mile
high city, talking about, mile high Mile
high city, talking about, mile high Nestled
in the rockies, reach up and touch the
sky It’s
the mile high city, talking about, that mile
high Founded
way back in 1858 guy named James
Denver was the namesake 300 days of sunshine
with parks all over the place When
you’re a mile high, you got all the
time to waste when you’re"
"Oh, what have we done","Locked in a room and we blocked out the sun
Alienated from everyone
Oh what have we done
We were not meant
To sit in chairs
Looking at screens all day
We were not meant
To be separated
From our family
I don’t want to work all day
I want to hunt in the woods with my family
Put me back where I was born to be
On the Savanah up in a tree
87-3467243"
maybe we weren't ever supposed to leave,"but some enterprising fish believed
that happiness could be found on the land
that's when all the trouble began
bury me there
beneath the ocean
beneath the waves where predators roam
it's natural we would find our home
i'm lost i'm lost in the world of men
i long to be home again"
Social media is a real strange phrase,"I wonder how history will view this phase
of human development
If you can call it that
If you’re not paying for it you are the product
It’s easy to miss it when we’re all caught up
In chasing the feeling of being loved
Always out of reach, so out of touch
What seems innocuous at first
Is often the thing that hurts the worst
It’s a long term experiment with half the planet
Participating accidentally
Hundreds of thousands of the brightest minds
Unimaginable at any other time
All working towards one singular thing
To sell another car, to make the algorithm sing"
Don’t kill yourself,"Chasing things
That don’t
Really matter
Numbers and facts
Keep it all wrapped
But in the end
You’ll scatter
Among the stars
Further than far
All the way to the edge
Of the universe
And you won’t take
Anything with you
You won’t even be you
Of course"
you can call him lunkhead,"he rock you in your bunk bed
with guitar made of fire
and his kind personality
may you always reach your goal my friend
you were born to rock and roll my friend
with your heart open wide
and you soul fast and free"
LYRICS,"When you yell like that
When you bang your head
When you bang your head
You're trying to be funny
But what are you gonna do
The world's ending
And you're sitting on top of it
Nobody knows what you're talking about
But that doesn't mean you'll stop pretending
I was born after all
To be someone people would respond
If they knew what you were talking about
I’m making a joke
And no one sees me
I’m making a joke and no one sees me
I make a funny sound
And no one hears it
I’m making a joke and no one sees me
I’m making a joke and no one sees me
I’m making a joke and no one sees me"
Don’t you wish you were a pig?,"Human Robot or elephant
Dissected visitor or skeleton
I don’t want any other kind of meebit
Oink oink baby I want a pig"
new update is now available,"Please update the iOS 12 beta
Started happening frequently today
Pops up every time I unlock my phone
OMFG LIES LIES LIES
MY SHITS UPDATED LEAVE ME ALONE
I’ve gotten this 20 times in the last hour
Seriously Apple, chill
First they promised air power
Now they promise
a new iOS update is available
I’m on the public beta
It’s on the latest update
Still getting alerts to update
And I’m fully up to date
We know you only want to
Get notified
When there’s an actual update
Are you on an iOS device
iOS 12 public beta
have you checked the settings
plugged into a computer
No it’s the same all over the internet
Got it, please send us a DM"
Let's start with,"Papa
Bless me
Pizza
Doubt
Discord
Captureissues
Hi all me shortbread cookies
Let's fucking go
Let's fucking go
Omg
I am dying low
Great
Contribute to get coin
Grants
I am the co creator
Lfg
Lfg
I'm ready to listen
Oh my
God
I'm dying
Let's go
Come to mama son
Soda bread isn't soda bread without raisins
Fight me
Soda bread isn't raisins without soda bread
Fight me
Po po app a thon contribute to
Gitcoin
Grants
Po app a thon o the last
Corona
Beer in the fridge
Nifty
Inc
Co
Appathon
Bankless
Academy
East
Acre
Howcan you stay with a straight face
I am choking
This is so good
Let's fucking go
Pizza
Dao
W
G
M
Gold
Bean for
St
Paddy's
Day
Kevin's luscious hair
That guitar sounds so so good
What if
I lose all my crypto
Living back with
Bitcoin grants
This legit made my day
Why corona on
St
Patty's
Day
Today is a straw up
Guinness
Day
Oh straight up straight up
Guinness
Day
Can
I get a grand for my
Gitcoin
When poap
When poap when poap
When po app
When po app
When po app
I'm not sure
I can read all of those ones from this distance
But
I would like to so
I will try
Gen
X
Beast to
Don
Propworder
John
Elephant
Man
Magdalena
Insertgeneric art name
Poab
Viking
Wow
Let's eat some corned beef and cabbage
Cause it's
St
Patty's
Day
Pot of gold at the end of the gitcoin rainbow
Cause it's
St
Patty's
Day
Everyone is here is awesome thieves
Cause it's
St
Patty's
Day
Maybe
Gitcoin is a leprechaun
Cause it's
St
Patty's makes me love
Gitcoin
Green pill
Telecasters forever
Yum yum
Papa
Bliss
Go
Greenpills
You are the best
You are the best
Green green green green low and poap poap leprechaun
Poap a thon leprechaun
Poap leprechaun
Poap a thon leprechaun
Smash that like button
Po app po app
Talented
Mr
Gold under the rainbow
Hopping on harpies the best
Give pizza to the world
Rock star a thon let's go go go
Cause it's
St
Patty's
Day
St
Patty'
Go
Appathon
Hackathon
Frienda thon everything a th
Patty's day
Po app a thon
Hackathon friend
A thon
Everything a thon
St
Patty's
Day
That's it"
I could be the Goblin King to hold back certain doom,"I could be the broken floorboard in the middle of the room
But I am spoken for
And dreamed into existence
By the whistling of the muscle bone and sinew
I could be the writhing hoardes murdered without thought
I could be the smiling wife trying to be something she’s not
All my power and energy
Wrapped up in time and space
But could be substituted by default
I could be the humpback whale who’s searching for a home
I could be the only voice your innerself has known
I could ask forgiveness
I could offer mine
I could remind us that everybody dies alone"
Here we go again just like we always do,"You are looking at me and
I'm looking at you
Don't say it's a thing
It most certainly is not
Your head is filled with blood
My nose is filled with snot
My nose is filled with snot
Oh baby don't you look away
This is something that we're just gonna have to deal with today
Once in a while we make the biggest mistake
And then we go to jail
And then out of jail we break
Yeah
Out of jail we not
Until we break together and we go into the sun
We find ourselves on
Mars make another run for it
We go into the galaxies
We go into the black holes
Everybody is burning their soul
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
I am made of magic
You are made of spin
Don't look at me
I'm not the one who made it like that
Once in a while baby
Gotta look inside
Once in a while baby you got to swallow your pride
You got to swallow your pride
Well
I just follow following darkness was following
Light was looking for something going bed at night
I woke up in the morning had in my hand and then
I book a minor stand and
I book a minor stand and
I book a minor
Pokemon cook a minor stand"
Look at that blue look at that blue,"The clouds and the yellow bricks too
Look at those pipes and what they do
Can you hear them inviting you
To stay a little longer and explore
Feel how you run and jump
Feel how your heart goes thump
See those faces full of grump
As you crush them when you stomp
You know that’s what you were put here for
And there’s nothing like the first time
When you’re told you’re in control
I’ve had nothing like the first time
I played Mario
In all those colors
And all that space
To figure out where you’re going
And chase
wild thought
That might be nothin’
That might be another world
In all those colors
Water and sky
Space to dream
And wondering why
crazy leap
That might be nothin’
That might be another world
What’s behind that secret door
I’ve never been this far before
I’m on fire like a thunderous roar
I’m standing up and my thumbs are sore
Don’t talk to me cuz I’m in the zone
Down the flagpole, castle time
My friends are cheering me on and I’m
Going on instinct flying blind
I’m a Jedi master clearing my mind
I’ve got this sense down in my bones"
The thing I like about you most is ,"you'd run away with me
So pack your bags and your shotgun too 
we might run into zombies
We're always down for that co op multiplayer action
We're always down
I'd follow you into the jungle
Yeah I know we'd survive 
endless waves of faceless soldiers
Cause we've got 60 lives
We're always down for that co op multiplayer action
We're always down
We're always down for that co op multiplayer action
We're always down
I'm tough like a ninja
When the pirates come in hordes well that's when
I'll be calling to ya
You better bring your sword
We're always down for that co op multiplayer
I said we're always down
We're so down
We're so down
Worse it down for co-op
We're so down
We're so down
Worse it down for co-op
A horse, a yellow sunset
A pick axe dripping red
A field full of rotting corpses
One more night with the living dead
We're so down
We're so down
Worse it down for co-op"
This is a subscribe drive x4,"If you watch my videos every single day
And you enjoy them
Please help me to spread the word
About what I’m doing
Find one other person
Just one other person
And show them your favorite song
And get them to subscribe
In whatever way they want
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Email, or Tumblr
I appreciate all of you
Who watch me do my thing
And I love it when I hear from you
Through comments and rating
Find one person
Just one other person
And tell them why you watch
Maybe you come for the songs
Or maybe it’s the crazy antics
Maybe you don’t even know why you watch
That’s okay
Just get them to watch too
Cuz this is a subscribe drive
This is a subscribe drive x8
Drive, drive, drive"
"it's a slippery, slippery slope","For a long time we've been slippin'
Abandon ye all hope
Because we've reach the point of tippin'
We've reached the point where the news comes out
That the NSA is listening
It's not tin foil conjecture now
Our president admits it
Our president's dismissive
As if the world didn't just change
As if everything is all right
As if things aren't being done in my name
That keep me up all night
Scandals come and go
Our attention span demands it
But this one's different, you know
So let's do our best to withstand it
The blinking lights and pregnant teens
The distractions that come tumbling
Your government is listening
Let's let them hear a rumbling
This is no time to be fumbling
Everything has just changed
The case is closed and air tight
I'm slowly being driven insane
And it keeps me up all night
Every single email
And every text message
Stored in a database
In the side of a mountain
I've seen that in the movies
And it never ends well
Don't you think it sounds like
comic book super villain
Do you hide yourself away
If some bureaucrat is listening
Does it limit what you say
Do you just disconnect   v
We've reached the point where the news comes out
That the NSA is listening
It's not tin foil conjecture now
Our president admits it
Our president's dismissive
As if the world didn't just change
As if everything is all right
As if things aren't being done in my name
That keep me up all night"
Your chord progressions confuse us,"But they're merry, merry colors
They wash away our blueses
Happy Birthday Thomas
We know you won't refuse us
We glad that you're our brother
We wish that we were Hughes's
Happy Birthday Thomas!"
Five hundred,"And forty eight million
Half a billion dollars
That’s how much
It’ll cost
To keep Melania in NYC
We need a new name for conservatives
We need a new name for everything
IN fact words don’t seem to work any more
We need a new way to communicate
Five hundred
And forty eight million
Half a billion dollars
That’s how much
It’ll cost
To keep Melania in NYC
Can you imagine if this had been Michelle
The fire and the fury of white America
But hypocrisy doesn’t mean anything
We need a new way to communicate"
I am empty,"I have no more
I look but don’t see
What I am for
Turn off the lights
We’re all the same
At the end of our lives
We’re all the same
Happy or sadness
Madness and jealousy
It’s all just chemicals
And electricity
Turn off the lights
And we disappear
Close your eyes
And you’ll disappear"
Collect a thousand pennies from the cushions in,"your couch Stack
them into tens and them put them in
your mouth And
now you must get ready to take the
journey out Out
beyond the here and now summer day is
punctuated by this water spout That
washes clean the sins that boiled underground Strip
off all your skin and be ready to
bow down Out
beyond the here and now Apropos
of nothing I’m
riding low on life Waking
up at five AM
And turning off the lights Bury
that one idea the one you can’t live
without And
in it’s place put the face that fills
you up with doubt And
on to that face’s hair place the thorny
crown Out
beyond the here and now Apropos
of nothing Nothing’s
scared never was The
universe a confusing mess Of
am and is and does Once
your thoughts are packaged up and ready to
be shipped out Some
electric scheme in your brain sends signals to
your mouth But
the moments in between are when it all
goes south Out
beyond the here and now"
"To justify their ad hoc enforcement actions, the","SEC claims that all digital assets qualify as
securities under their purview Cuz
they represent “investment contracts,” In
this lawsuit, the plaintiffs seek a judicial declaration
that sales of digital assets like the ones
that would take place on LEJILEX
are not securities transactions. They’re
not ""investment contracts"" if they did, the SEC’s
authority would be virtually limitless, covering any purchase
of an asset that might appreciate in value.
For example, the SEC’s
view of its own authority would apparently mean
that buying a pair of limited-run Nike
sneakers with the intention of reselling them, while
expecting that Nike
would continue working to increase demand for those
coveted shoes, would be enough to turn those
sneakers into securities, their resale into a securities
transaction subject to regulation by the SEC,
and any auction house or consignment store that
helps resell them into an unregistered securities exchange."
1 2 3 4 I love these magnets,"in the j They're
the one who take me to the star
Put them in my pocket Till
I fly the rocket and you won't see
me Cause
I'll be gone so far I got the
magnets from a magic man He
put them right into my hand He
said they will make you and they might
also make you But
you know who you are in the end
In the end So
I wake up and I take off and
I wake I got these magnets in the
jar Look
at me like I so far the biggest
man in the world Every
little burden go look up to me But
I'm broken I put myself into a puddle
Everything comes out in another world I wanna
know cause who you were in the morning
when the sun came up soon you go
like we're rocking into and you see yourself
reflected in the business of the people that
you love the people that love you and
all that you can say is all that
you can do Like
this like this like this like this Like
this like this like this That
was a weird request from Who
requested that Ryan
Was that Ryan
But a jar full of the most powerful
magnets Thank
you Please
leave me more song requests It's
very lonely here without song requests"
I am not a relic from another time,"I’m just a creep but I’m
Aware of myself
It was just a Tuesday I was sitting there
Became self aware
Noose around my neck
And the tone of your voice
Says get away
And the glint in your eye says
Make me stay
Why
Give me desire
If you’re only gonna make me beg
Why
Light me on fire
If you’re just gonna piss on my leg"
I've had a long day,"I'm too tired to wait
long day hey
Too tired to play too
Try to play too
Try to play what else can
I say that
I
To try to play
Long day
Long day
Long day
Such a long day
Such a long day
Such a long day"
50 speakers over 4 short days,"So much information you’ll be blown away
Can be overwhelming to say the least
So they brought us in to and break it down in song
Some catchy tunes to try and help along
Your absorption of all these great ideas
TEDMED, twenty one one
TEDMED, I’d like to see you outdone
TEDMED, it’s gonna be profound
TEDMED, so lemme break it down
Here’s Dean Cayman riding on a Segway
He’s got robotic arms and he says “Hooray”
The future is now, all aboard
And look, there’s Woz on a Segway, too
Being chased by Big Boy, look out dude
But he uses the power of dance to escape
At TEDMED, twenty one one
TEDMED, I’d like to see you outdone
TEDMED, it’s gonna be profound
Allow me to continue to break it down
Diana Nyack chased by a shark fin
But she’s saved by her friends at CNN
Sanjay Gupta to the rescue
Oh, look it’s Anish Chopra and Regina Benjamin
They spend all day hanging out with the president
Can you guys just text him right now
Lance Armstrong will be here soon
But he’s currently riding on the moon
His lungs so strong
He can breathe in space
Peter Diamundus will pick him up
With a spaceship shaped like a pickup truck
They will land outside on the beach
From TEDMED, twenty one one
TEDMED, I’d like to see you outdone
TEDMED, it’s gonna be profound
TEDMED, so let’s break it down
The last I saw Jay Walker he
Was lost in the stacks of his library
I sure hope he made it out alive
And Mark’s your host, but we won’t see him dance
Unless he eats a mushroom from Paul Stanitz
Then we’ll see him dance for sure
At TEDMED, twenty one one
I’d like to see you outdone
It’s gonna be profound
So stick around
TEDMED, twenty one one
TEDMED, I’d like to see you outdone
TEDMED, it’s gonna be profound
TEDMED, so stick aroundxc"
Im just a puppet wishin' for world peace,"But my strings tang tangled - all I
see is defeat! my money's in the system,
and the system's causing pain Meanwhile
Caitlyn Jenner
is slinging shitcoins Kind
of want to try Luna
but without the mistakes You've
got to find the magic. Damn
yo meme Ran
out of steam our politicians go to Israel
to autograph missiles that kill children Is
the world dying, Is
my soul crying? Leave
those kids alone Free
Palestine Sweating
in my jacket, I’m
a cooked couch potato And
that’s how I knew my potato was cooked
We’re all gonna make it But
we can’t even call it twitter now Fuck
you, Elon
The bane of my existence It’s
been a while It's
never gonna last. what am i doing here
are we so early yet? Hare
Krishna Hare
Rama I'm
looking for a gold digger: boobs that are
bigger than big beehives, dumb as a rock
but brain giving vibes I'm
looking for a man in finance, trust fund,
6'5, blue eyes, finance, trust fund I’m
looking for a mind in AI
Algorithms, reaching the sky AI,
Algorithms Yo,
I'm looking for the promised freedom, money without
big banks, that digital gold. long time ago
and far far away We
seized the memes and made them play The
game of coins, and thus we joined future
built by Freedom's
heir I need to trademark ""song"" before the
freedom fighters do and embii sends their love
from the moon The
crypto bros are counting their dough Gary
Bear-y, banana na na fo fear-y remember, reminisce
of wagmi In
order for non-violence to work, your opponent must
have a conscience. The
United States
has none, has none."
Stop singing about politics,"Just sing about Jesus Christ
He didn’t talk about politics
He just shut up he was real nice
Don’t sing about politics
Don’t be such a Socialist Jew
Not here on Christmas Day
That’s not what we want from you
Just shut up about it
Every day you shout it
No one wants to hear it
Your stupidsocialist team spirit
What would Jesus say if he heard
You whine about Donald Trump
You say that you are scared
That he’s got us all under his thumb
What would Jesus do
Definitely not sing about politics
He’d just sit quietly
He knew his place, you see
We don’t need no politics
Not in our music, not in our shows
Not in games or comic books
Not from you socialist bros
Stop wanting equality
Stop singing for democracy
Stop wishing that the people could see
There’s power in solidarity
Go back to just songs about games
Songs about pop culture and stuff
Songs about memes that’s what we like
Enough with the politics, yeah enough
Stop singing about politics
Not on Jesus’ birthday
He had no politics
That just wasn’t his way"
$1 a month goes a long way for me!,"Nobody knows
The pain I feel
When you won’t look my way
You got your red dress on
And my mind is gone
Oh how I long to hear you say
Oh baby I want to be near you
Oh baby I want to be clear you
Got ahold of my heart
I love you just the way you are
I was walking down
The moonlit street
All alone crying to the sky
Then you appeared
It was really weird
But you steered clear, I couldn’t catch your eye"
Hey mr devil don't you follow me no,"i'm trying to be good but it hurts me so
i got no will power, got no strength
my soul is empty and my mind is blank
this journey called life is a dangerous thing
you're damed if you talk and you're damed if you sing
the bells that toll don't toll for me
the church ain't full of garunnteeeeas
so no no no no
i got change in my pocket and my life is a show
things don't happen fast enough
but it's all gone before you look
darkness heavy in a cloud so big
it covers the sky and ain't that a kick
in the head you don't have a place to be dry
but your neaderthal brow keeps it out of your eyes
my dna is mixed and torn
it's been that way since i was born
i one of these days i'm gonna get that fixed
they're gonna replace all my double helixes"
I'm gonna stomp stomp stomp on your pumpkin,"New day Because
I don't give a shit about your Halloween
I'm gonna eat after I stomp your size
by pumpkin it tastes really good Come
on my friends let's stomp together there's more
than enough for us to share we may
not be free but we got each other
I would rather be anywhere Stomp
stomp stomp on the bucket Because
I don Because
I don't give a shit about your Halloween
I'm gonna eat something"
Should I go and fly on an airplane,"in the sky Find
myself up on the shelf In
a little drought above the clouds Should
I risk my life to go and fly
See some friends I don't know if that's
a smart thing to do I don't know
if that's a smart thing to do Should
I even try to get back to some
normal life when everything falling apart all around
us How
do you start How
do you start How
do you start How
do you start Should
I put on a suit and tie and
become a businessman Crunching
numbers Counting
on my hands Counting
on the calculator my calculator my calculator my
calculator my calculator"
I like bugs Bugs,"are cool Do
you like bugs Let's
be friends I like bugs Bugs
that drool Bugs
are cool Let's
be friends let's be friends like honeybee it's
friends with a sycamore tree let's be friends
let's be friends Like
a dragonfly he's friends with a frog Is
friends with a dog I like bugs you
like bugs let's be friends let's be friends
Friends today"
He’s a union bustin buffoon,"He’s a thin skinned wannabe tycoon
He’s the richest man in the world
And somehow also the lamest
So so lame
He didn’t earn anything that he’s got
Never had one original thought
He’s the richest man in the world
And somehow also the dumbest
So so dumb
Please don’t body shame Elon Musk
When you do you also shame those of us
Bulbous bodies that look the same
And so we also feel the shame
There’s plenty you can shame him about
He’s a garbage human leave nothing out
But bodies come in all shapes and size
Not a great thing to criticize"
Don’t fly drones over the goats,"The goats, the goats get really scared
Drink lots of water from the gigantic tank outside
It’s hot but better than a hotel ballroom
Big weird space full of awesome people
XOXO has got me feeling inspired
Inflate a caterpillar through it’s butt hole
Chlorine gas from toilet cleaner and bleach
Kevin Kelly’s the oldest person here
Had a non ironic plaid shirt on
He loves to make cool useless stuff
And startups are like pigeons
lady knows when it’s time to leave the dance
Gina Tripani was obsessed with time
She wanted to lead an efficient life
Because someday you will die
Sometimes your worst moments will feed your best work
Everything in china is handmade
And china doesn’t have shelves
What if kickstarted updates were a MOOC
Dan Winkler is an outlier
He drew a picture with the camera lucida everyday
Ethan Diamond goes weeks without talking to his coworker
Even when he’s sitting right across from him
Dick Costolo was a jerk to him at a conference
But Band Camp is one of my favorite things
Everyone having everything is like everyone having nothing
Rachel Binx is a unicorn
She designs and codes
She had a failure with ThingCONF
Now she can write a Medium post
She didn’t want to give vague life advice
So she shared her net income which was the most
startling thing
Standing ovation for Anita
We want you to know you’re not alone
The most radical thing that you can do
Is believe a woman when she tells you her experiences
These terrorist trolls thinks she’s a demon
Spinning conspiracy theories and making awful threats
Victim blaming and impersonations
This is as bad as the internet gets
Gruber though a subscription
Model was the way to go
After three years trying he gave up
And was finally able to grow and so
You've got to know when to hold 'em
Know when to fold 'em
Know when to walk away
And know when to run
You never count your money
When you're sittin' at the table
There'll be time enough for countin'
When the dealin's done"
We been out,"Chasing wild goose feathers
For so long
I think it’s time
For a midnight slow meander
Until dawn
Right or wrong
I’m an otter and you’re my friend
Right back where we start again
The sober hillside’s ancient call
Butter me up into a ball
I’ve found you
And you’ve found me
Take a
Late night flight of fancy
Round the lake
You can
Be anything you want to be
For goodness sake"
Come on come on,"Let’s go now
I know you know how
To dance
You know how to dance
One is enough but two’s good
Gotta learn how to lose good
Too
You know know how to dance
Was afraid of giving up but
Felt like I wasn’t living up
To you
Who knows how to
So I took my time with it
Tried to find the sunshine in it
ooo
You know how to dance"
I don’t dance Like,"I used to When
I thought the universe owed me something big
as the earth I put on my pants
Just like you do But
I had to learn what the hell was
worth getting dressed for first When
the world was in her prime She
said humans can handle time They
will be responsible for me now It
was a choice that she’d regret She
couldn’t see how bad it would get But
the choice was made and she screamed out
loud Gently
medicated And
suspicious Of
every single floating head on the TV
Do the backstroke Get
all contortioned Just
keep your prying eyes off of me When
the world was lost and dark She
looked to heaven for a spark She
thought maybe they’d help, tho she didn’t know
how It
was a choice that she’d regret She
couldn’t see how bad it would get But
the choice was made and she screamed out
loud Into
the darkness glowing flame Dim
at first but soon ripped through the night
All of the angels Set
about their game Every
single wrong would soon be right When
the world was reborn She
cried all through the morning Doomed
to recycle her sacred cows It
was a choice that she’d regret She
couldn’t see how bad it would get But
the choice was made and she screamed out
loud"
We were all convinced it was just a joke,"High
Sierra
But that foggy notion went up in
Small
High
Sierra 3 different ways to say
Sunny 100 different instances machine learning
Oh everybody's getting
Everybody's getting so high
Sierra
Said everybody's getting
Everybody's getting so
High
Sierra
IOS 11 beta
So buggy
Boom boom boom boom boom
But let's hear a woo for face release
Woo for phrase releases
Come on
It's an iPad drag fest
drag fest
The imac pro got me obsessed
So everybody's getting boop
Everybody's getting so high
Sierra
Said everybody's getting boop
Everybody's getting so high
Sier
Said everybody's getting
Everybody's getting so high
Sierra
Everybody's getting
Everybody's getting so high
Sierra"
Angry Berkeley housewife in a Jaguar,"Honking at an SUV
I wonder to myself about who you are
And I’m glad you’re not honking at me
Me me me me
Angry Berkeley housewife in a Jaguar
Angry Berkeley housewife in a Jaguar, Jaguar
Angry Berkeley housewife in a Jaguar
Angry Berkeley housewife in a Jaguar, Jaguar"
Flossing your teeth Flossing,"your teeth It's
not a fun activity but it's important for
your gums Flossing
your teeth Flossing
your teeth It's
not a fun activity but it's important for
your gums On
my bottom teeth they're all jacked up so
I gotta make the floss go in every
nook and cranny of my teeth Of
my teeth Flossing
your teeth Flossing
your teeth It's
not a fun activity Whatever
dentist will tell you it's important for your
gums Important
for your gums Important
for your gums"
Terence doesn't have any eye cleavage,"Because of all his botox injections
I like Anderson's eye cleavage
And i don't think that he should be messin'
anderson works three jobs you know
60 minutes his talk show and war zones
he's a vigilante fighting against bare feet
in public and banana peels in inappropriate places
Anderson Cooper's eye cleavage
He eats like a 5 year old
Anderson Cooper's eye cleavage
He's a well know total germaphobe
he's a good looking guy
and he doesn't need to hide
It was scary that time he went
totally blind
The show is called Anderson live
but I think we should change the name to"
Goodbye goerli,"See you later
We appreciate you
So long prater
What do I do with
All my testnet tokens
Start a dao now
Only open
To people with dead testnet loot
What a misfit self selecting crew
Goodbye, goodbye
I promised myself I wouldn’t cry
When Goerli died
Bittersweet
Cuz we’re moving on and growing
Holesky
Goodbye"
Why don’t you write,"song a week
Cuz then they’d be better
Instead of meek
Oh well dear listener
That’d never do
I do it for myself
I don’t do it for you
Long ago I felt it
This unbearable pull
From somewhere inside
The inner part of my soul
need to create
No matter what I do
Every single day
I don’t do it for you
I don’t do it for you
Though I’m glad you’re here
To say hi and thank you
To lend me your ear
I love you dearly
You know that’s true
But when it comes to this
I don’t do it for you
If a man sings
And nobody hears it
Does the song exist
In any way but spirit
Oh yes it does my friend
Through and through
I do it for myself
I don’t do it for you
It’s not romantic
And it can be hard
Singing to the sunset
In the backyard
But I sit down and do it
Each day a new
I’m glad you’re listening
I don’t do it for you"
One thousand two hundred and seven nouns,"Three big years impact the world now
The closest thing we’ve seen to the real DAO
Three big years the nouns gonna show you how
Bringing water to those in need
Making a feature length movie
Nouns are just getting started
With their very own sports team
Funding the internet whimsy
Nounish means open hearted"
We’ve already given up,"Before we even start
The little cracks give way
To a full blown broken heart
Cuz change is gonna happen
But by then we’ll be crawling on the floor
By then this cold fighting will turn
Into a full blown civil war
And yeah we feel so helpless
We’re on the desperate side of justice
With a million different ways to divide us
But in the important way we are the same
We’ve already had our say
There’s nothing left to shout
Every thought has come full circle
There’s no time for that now
It’s extraordinarily normal
The same sets of neurons fire
We dance around and the groove is set
No other action required
And yeah we feel so helpless
We’re on the desperate side of justice
With a million different ways to divide us
But in the important way we are the same
I say I want to get to know my neighbors
I say I want to really connect
But then it’s late and i’m tired and the tv is on
Let’s just go to bed
We can all barely go on like this
I mean I don’t know about you
In this exhausted mess of a broken future
This nightmare dance we do"
Smooth Lori rocked the bone yeah,"Everybody said there she goes yeah
And
I said how come nobody's stopping her
I said how come she won't let me go with her
Smooth
Lorry stole the show
Nobody took her eyes off hope
Yeah
What did you expect from a queen
Yeah
You know what
I mean
Smooth
Maury told her story
Yeah
And it wasn't what we expected
Around every corner were diamonds and missiles and ghosts
Every word a misdirected
Yeah
Smooth
Lori sang a song was better than anyone had ever heard
Yeah
This is just my approximation of her
Yeah
I'll never do her justice
Yeah
We can never do her justice
Yeah
We can never do her justice"
It's a,"Sunday for the song
Such a fun way to get along
Just don't hit each other
Just don't hit each other no it's a
Sunday
Build a fort and
I'm feeling kind of out of sort
Just don't hit each other
Just don't hit each other now it's
Sunday for today
I am our fortune to play
Late to the party
Late to the party
Just don't hit each other
Just don't hit each other
Just don't hit each other
Just don't hit it"
I'm trying really hard Not,"to get in a Twitter
fight today I want you to let people
be wrong And
just say, okay Don't
want to get in a Twitter
fight Don't
want to get in a Twitter
fight Don't
want to get in a Twitter
fight Don't
want to get in a Twitter
fight Don't
want to get in a Twitter
fight Don't
want to get in a Twitter
fight Don't
want to get in a Twitter
fight Don't
want to get in a Twitter
fight Today."
She's a shooting star,"You can see her from wherever you are
But she's too far away to touch
Doesn't matter how long or hard you love
If she's in the atmosphere, she's close
You can try to chase her, but you'll always be too slow
Now you're running towards the  light
She blinked into existence, she split the light
Come and find me now, she said
But only in my head
She's a shooting star
Always so close and still so far
She'll grant you one wish if you're quick
And the night will close around you heavy and thick
She'l shrink down and she will grow
You'll think she's a satellite or a flake of snow
Gotta get out to get it
Gotta get out or you'll regret it
While I'm here I'll bide my
Never right
Never the right time"
My kid has become very interested in the number ,"Google as well as the much bigger number 
Googleplex. 
The other day, they had Alexa say the number 
Google 
out loud, 
and we started dancing to it 
because it made a cool song.
Let's go. 
1000-000000-00000
000000000000000
000000000000000
000000000000000
000000000000000
000000000000000
000000000000000"
You can't walk in the mall anymore,"You can't walk in the mall anymore
Somewhere you gonna walk
Somewhere you gonna walk
Can't walk in the mall anymore
Can't walk in the mall anymore
Can't walk in the mall anymore
Can't walk in the mall anymore
Where you gonna walk
Somewhere you gonna walk away
You gonna walk
Somewhere you gonna walk
You can't walk in the mall anymore
You can't walk in the mall anymore
You can't walk in the mall anymore
You can't walk in the mall anymore
So where you gonna walk
So where you gonna walk
So where you gonna walk
So where you gonna walk"
Sometimes controversial,"Sometimes purposely vague
I don’t need
To really believe
Any of the things I say
Maybe I am funny
Maybe I have the hottest takes
It’s not about me
I’m just a vessel, you see
To get somebody to engage
I am an engagement farmer
Toiling in the fields
Trying to reverse engineer
My way to greater yields
Harvesting dopamine
Sometimes I am inscrutable
Sometimes I start a fight
I get great returns from
Everything I learned
From the opinion section of The NY Times
I tell my wacky stories
I write the longest threads
I measure my soul by
The metrics I pull
They all live rent free in my head"
I biked a lot today,"Cause I'm in Copenhagen.
Everybody knows what do when you're in Copenhagen.
I biked a lot today I biked all around.
My muscles are not used to biking so much
and they can now be found
hurting in my body
My muscles can be found
hurting in my body.
I biked, I biked all around today
I biked all around Copenhagen
And I biked into the woods
and it was very fun.
Now I'm sitting in my hotel room
and it's too dark in my song all
that's we do in Copenhagen
that's what we do.
Oh, my muscles are hurting
and I don't really feel like doing my song
But that's just how we do it
when we do a song a day.
But that's just how we do it
when you a song a day
We go back in that Copenhagen
we do a song today
In a hotel room where it's too dark,
Too dark, too dark"
Sleeping in a silo,"On library island
They got all the books
On library island
words for breakfast
On library island
Taller than a mountain
On library island
Telling tall tales
Painting pictures
We’re left for dead
We make our own luck
There are monsters
I broke my glasses
Levar Burton
You gotta pick sides"
In your job at the coop,"There’s a lot under your control
Capital credits and the budget
HR and payroll
You gotta be a mind reader
gatekeeper, an incident commander
storm coordinator
holiday party planner
Working at the COOP
The Electric COOP
We do this everyday
NRECA
Folks’ll get a brand new fridge
Most efficient you can buy
Then they keep their old one stocked with beer
And are mad when their bill’s still high
Copper thieves and all kinds of critters
Short circuit the lines
So you send a drone to assess
And it get shot out of the sky
Another day at the COOP
The Electric COOP
We do this everyday
NRECA
Members who think smart meters
Are just for spying by the government
You gotta know a foreign language
Explaining complex bills to them
Apps and social media
You keep track of it on your own
But everyone on the board uses AOL
And flipphones
BTU, C02
DC, DG, IOU
EPA, FTC
EMF, ESP
NIMBY, FERC
HVAC, NERC
NISC,"
"Death, death, death","Is dancing around here
He's got a big top hat
And a great big furry beard
You're not afraid of him
cause you are the same weird
Death, death, death
Is dancing around here
Life, life, life
Is short and long to you
From the teepee in the china foothills
To flatbush avenue
from Morty, my grandpa
to your lovers lars and gru
Life, life, life
Is short and long to you
You may not always be remembered
But you will never be replaced
These are lines from a poem
You wrote
I sit here studying your features
The lines upon your face
Hearing the labored breathing
In your throat
I want my lover to meet you
I want my kids to know you
And Morty will surely greet you
And throw his arms around you
And you will watch me grow
From wherever you go, go, go, go, go, go
Death, death, death
Is dancing around here
Dancing the way you used to
With no callousness or fear
The path is like the dancing
It's spontaneous and clear
Death, death, death
Is dancing around here"
Living in the city you get car alarms,"going off all the time Living
in the city you get car alarms going
off even when there's no crime committed No
one cares about your car but there goes
off your alarm And
then it keeps me up all night and
it's really annoying oh yeah Car
alarms, car alarms going off all over the
place it won't stop even when you're..."
What's the rhythm?,"What's the rhythm?
Can you do one of our rhythms, papa?
No.
She's got it.
Butterflies,
Unicorn and butterflies?
Unicorn and butterflies.
Fly through the sky?
Fly through the sky?
Fly through the sky?
Flying through the sky?
Flying through the sky?
Through the sky?
Flying through the sky? A
nd the butterflies say, hey, hey, what you doing today?
And the butterflies say, hey, hey, hey, what you doing today?
Butterflies, butterflies and unicorns.
Done.
Done
Picking my nose. I'm done, I'm done.
Unicorn, unicorn"
"Hello, hello","Hello, hello
Hello, hello
Hello, hello
Hello, hello
Hello, hello
Hello, hello
Hello, hello
Hello to the world
(Hello, hello)
Hello to the world
(Hello, hello)
Hello to the world
(Hello, hello)
Hello to the world
(Hello, hello)
Hello to the world
(Hello, hello)
Hello to the world
(Hello, hello)
Hello to the world
(Hello, hello)
Hello to the world
(Hello, hello)
Oh no (oh no)
Oh no (oh no)
Oh no (oh no)
Oh no (oh no)
Oh no (oh no)
Oh no (oh no)
Oh no (oh no)
Oh no"
Up and down and all around,"Life with throw you for a loop
In the fish and ocean blue
Waves are allyoop
Criss and cross and twist and toss
wandering stone has got no moss
You can always be your own boss
No matter what you do
Going and going
And soon it’ll be snowing
Seasons change so quick
You and me around we go
The moment never sticks
Bang the gong and join the throng
Traveling round the black
Universe and angel hurts
The wings upon her back
Nighttime glow in daytime so
The hours always short
Heart and mind and soul revealed
On the basketball court
Where do we go and what do we do
Which way is me and which way is you
The only real way out is through
Up and down we go"
Had a grudge but I let it go,"Never felt right about it and so
I had to find my own way through
gorilla breaking out of the zoo
And it took all of my pride
And it broke me open wide
And I fell into the dust
Never knowing who I was
There isn’t any shame in it
There isn’t any shame
Give yourself a minute
To collect your things
There isn’t any shame in it
There isn’t any shame
No one but you can win it
It’s nobody else’s game
I took myself so seriously
Somehow I couldn’t see
What the weight was doing to me
porcupine stuck up a in tree
And you tried to tie my wrist
And I said I don’t like it like this
The boat was rocking back and forth
Even then it was already over
In the dark
You can feel your heart beating faster
No matter where you are
You sense yourself on the edge of disaster
I had a face that I couldn’t see
Living in between two versions of me
Kept them apart sheer force of will
Distance between grew greater still
Moss growing on my skin
Never really knowing what I held in
So afraid of blowing up
That I was never really showing up"
Food is a human right,"Everything is now all your fault
We should abolish ice
Hate your body with all you got
You anxious all the time?
Should that make you feel bad
There is always someone better
So you should just give up
Life is just random luck
So you shouldn’t give a fuck
Healthcare is a human right
People get what they deserve
Do you stare up at the stars?
Do you have it figured out?
Did you get out of bed today?
Are you ok?
I used to run fast now I run slow
I used to say yes now I say no
You’ll never get back to the way things were
I used to say no but now I say sure
Housing’s a human right
Capitalism’s great
Billionaire guillotine
Resign yourself to your fate
The planet is getting hotter
There’s nothing that we can do
I fear for my son and daughter
But it can’t just be me and you
I wish it was cold when it’s hot
I say absolutely when I mean absolutely not
I don’t know how to just let things be"
Can’t go two seconds without thinking,"I’ve got nothing left to give
Can’t come close to the
Push that came to shove
Can’t reach that live and let live
What do you need to live
Your body doesn’t know how to give it
Can’t go two seconds without complaining
About things I can’t control
Can never sublimate
The desire to conjugate
The verbs that spiral in my soul
I just watched a TED talk
About the need to prepare
For the eventual emergence
Of super intelligence everywhere
It doesn’t know how to give
Can’t stay here and I can’t go back
But the future is a pain
My body doesn’t seem to fit
Can never remember it
It’s on the tip of my brain"
Tokie Robinson,"Where you going where you been
It's your ninetieth birthday today
I know once that you were able
To drink the boys underneath the table
With your shining wit you kept them all at bay
Happy birthday
Happy Birthday
Tokie Robinson
Happy Birthday Tokie
You are feisty you are fierce
With a manner that can pierce
Directly to the heart of anything
When the boys saw you comin'
They’d say “here comes Panther Woman”
And that's why today I'd like to sing
Happy birthday
Happy Birthday
Tokie Robinson
Happy Birthday Tokie
Happy Birthday Tokie
You indirectly taught me how to cook
Happy birthday Tokie
Your life could fill a thousand books
Happy birthday Tokie
Happy birthday Tokie
Happy birthday Tokie
Tokie Robinson
Where you going where you been
It's your ninetieth birthday today"
Is Joe Biden a big boy,"Or is he a baby
Is he our best hope
Or is he just lazy
Cause if he wants to , he better grow
Skin much tougher
He can’t run to his mother
Why is everybody picking on me
(He goes running to his mama)
That poll is unfair
Julian Castro is mean
(He goes running to his mama)"
Mystery Bard,"Has got a cold
He’s gonna eat soup
He’s gonna drink tea
He’s gonna take it easy
He’s gonna blow his nose
He’s gonna sing for you
Then go to sleep
And dream of great big elephants
And dream of golden sunsets
And dream of snow capped mountains"
"Nifty’s, Daz3D","HBO and Warner Bros.
Dis covery
Global consumer products
When you play the game of thrones
You either win or you die
Another option that’s lesser known
Is you grow fingers like this
Chaos is a ladder and
Many who try to climb
Fail and never get to try again
Or they grow fingers like this"
Are you so surprised that I do the things I do,"That I do them best I can
Even when I don’t understand
Are you so surprised by the stories that I tell
So that I stay alive
As the world goes on by
Are you surprised
Are you surprised
Are you so surprised by the tired in the night
That takes me down a hole
Where I’m lost and uncontrolled
Are you so surprised by the effort that I got
When the days are dancing in sync
And I barely have time to think
Are you so surprised by the punch drunk poison
That’s running through my veins
That erupts each time it rains
Are you so surprised by the heaviness in life
The color of money in your pocket
The love just like a rocket"
The country is dirt,"The city is grime
The country is mud
The city is slime
country kid is just
What I’m
But my kids are city
kids all the time
Some cities are beautiful
Some country roads are ugly as sin
I want my kids to have it all
I don’t know about this city i’m in
This city when it’s hot
Is gross and it is not
nice place to be in the least
Loud and obnoxious a cacophony feast
The country is quiet
The city is loud
It’s all my kids have
Known till now
They can just
Accept where they are
While I’m conflicted
In my heart
Some cities are beautiful
Some country roads are ugly as sin
I want my kids to have it all
I don’t know about this city i’m in
The city screams at me
Everywhere I look it’s so ugly
People are mad and angry
It’s not a nice feeling to be"
Sa,"Tattoos
Don't
Tattoos don't
Don't
Tattoos tattoos tattoos don't let t
Tattoos don't laugh
Tattoos tattoos tattoos don't tattoo"
President is compromised Look,"out Everything
about him has been cast in doubt Who's
he working for Not
you and me They
got him by the balls they got him
by the scrotum they got him by the
balls and we're all gonna pay for the
wreckage we caused and we got in his
way We
gotta stand together to make sure we don't
fall down a hole to make sure to
make sure to make sure to make sure
we don't fall down a hole of our
own design all of the time He's
compromised He's
compromised Don't
fall in a hole Don't
fall in a hole"
Old white man on twitter,"The villain from a YA novel
Throne makes him feel bigger
Pets a naked cat
Never stop to consider
different suit of armor
He doesn’t pull the trigger
He’s got henchmen for that
And in this fantasy
Fueled by the dopamine
Of all the retweets
and likes that he gets
His plan unfurls
To rule the whole world
He punishes little girls
For their insolence
Clickety clack
On the keyboard
Listen to the chimes and bells
Feel the crack of the
Whip he wants more
Straight into his veins
No pants
And a quarter pounder
And the music swells
His audience
Gets louder
Long may he reign"
Our president will start a war with Iran,"start a war with Iran
because he has absolutely no ability to negotiate
He's got no ability He's
weak and he's ineffective He's
weak So
the only way he's going to get reelected
is to start a war with Iran
Now it's to start a war with Iran
Now it's to start a war with Iran
Now it's to start a war with Iran
Now it's to start a war with Iran
No it's to start a war with Iran
The only way he's going to get reelected
to start a war with Iran
Now it's to start a war with Iran
Now Now
No war with Iran
No not war with Iran
No not war with Iran
No not war with Iran
No not war with Iran
No not war with Iran
No not war with Iran
No God
war with Iran
No God
War with Iran
No"
There is very little,"Anyone knows for sure
Are we in the middle
Of some joke that’s gone off course
How would you know
If humans had evolved
Past the point that we’re at
Millions of years ago
There is very little
Anybody can ever know
You can’t trust your senses
They are unreliable
How would you know
If the world really looked different
Than it does to you
You can’t know
And that’s a fact
That I just can’t get through"
We solved our taxes after two years Now,"I'm left with all these old fears Everything
feels just the same I'm
still playing this game I don't want to
get rich just forgetting I want to do
something big and if the world be letting
that's just the way it is we finally
solved a big tax liability I had to
take a hit in the gut Someday
I'll tell you the whole story but for
now I can't that's what I want to
get rich just forgetting I want to do
something big so if the universe be in
the that's just the way it is we
solved our taxes yesterday well not quite yet
there's one more step and I don't know
what to say about any of it I
don't want to get bitched just forgetting I
wanna make something big I don't wanna worry
anymore but that's just the way it is
yeah that's just the way it is that'
that's just the that's just the way it
is"
I heard you call my name,"When the big one came
And everybody ran to get out of the ring
I heard my name
I saw what you did too
Bumble frog in the blue tub of the backyard
You pushed it so hard
You knew how to push the buttons
And shout out loud
I heard you call the police
When
I asked for a priest
I felt you in my
I knew that at least you were me half of the time
You were me half of the time
Of the time
I don't know what you want
I don't know what
I got
I don't think
I've had enough
I don't think
Think you're in love with him
But really any of the time
For real
I know
I trying my best"
Who will remain?,"Who can save your songs?
Tell me who will remain that still knows how to dance?
Who will remain but the ones ???
I was just a little boy
When I left came hill row
And I offered to go back there some day
It brings more than just a little joy
To remember those frogs and toads
In my memory their croaking is translated to say
Who will remain when the going gets gone?
Tell me who will remain?
Who can save your songs?
Oh who will remain who still knows how to dance?
Who will remain but the ones ???
One thousand screaming architects
The whole city is on fire
Won’t someone come take away their guns?
There’s no loyalty that love protects when the riot is your choir
No religion that doesn’t melt the need for sun
Who will remain when the going gets gone?
Tell me who will remain?
Who can save your songs?
Oh who will remain that still knows how to dance?
Who will remain but the ones ???
Who will remain?"
I am my penguin. My,"penguin is me. I was going through some
crazy things. I had amazing people supporting me.
I am my penguin and my penguin is
me. Oh,
my God.
My penguin gives me life. Oh,
my God.
I find myself. Oh,
my God.
Not money me. Oh,
my God.
Oh, my God.
I am a penguin and my penguin is
me. I will go and do some crazy
things. I had amazing people supporting me. I
am a penguin and my penguin is me.
And. Oh,
my God.
My penguin gives me life. I spend myself.
Oh, my God.
Got money me. Oh,
my God.
Never owe my God
down. I am my penguin. My
penguin is me. I was going through some
crazy things. I had amazing people supporting me.
I am my penguin and my penguin is
me. Oh,
my God.
My penguin gives me life. Oh,
my God.
I find myself. Oh,
my God.
Not money me. Oh,
my God.
Oh, my God.
And I am a penguin and my penguin
is me. I was going through some crazy
things. Had
amazing people supporting me. I am a penguin
and my penguin is me. Oh,
my God.
My penguin gives me life. I find myself.
Oh, my God.
Not money me. Oh,
my God.
Oh, my God.
Now. Oh,
my God.
My penguin gives me life."
Hurricane! Hurricane! ,"Hurricane! Hurricane! 
Here comes the hurricane! 
Here comes the hurricane! 
It's coming, coming for ya! 
Coming to get ya! 
Look out! Look out! 
The hurricane is coming! 
It's here! 
Not quite, but it's gonna be here soon. 
Oh no! The hurricane is coming!"
"I hold my hand up saying, “stop what","you’re doing!” There’s
a flood coming and a storm a brewing
The streets will run with the pulsating light
of love With
the deep dark secret of love Do
you know what to say Do
you know what to say to the moon
Everybody’s looking for someone to blame Everybody’s
looking for someone to love Sometimes
both those things are the same But
in the middle of the night in the
sky above The
finality of thought when it’s spoken out loud
The finality of rain when it falls from
a cloud I saw you there just one
in the crowd you were holding tight to
the Deep
dark secret of love Embers
of trees that made way for their kids
Just like the dinosaurs and dodo birds did
We’re all just creatures trying to make our
way With
the deep dark secret of love"
riding in a boat,"being greeted
walking with soldiers
bowing with a kid
looking at beds
pointing out the window
walking on a path
posing for a picture
looking at stay puft
looking at juliet
looking at michael
looking at me
looking at Spielberg
looking at darth vader
looking at mario
looking at me
walking through a door
giving out bags
gesturing wildly
walking on a smaller path
clapping with his hands
pointing over there
looking at the guns
getting back on a boat
looking at Batman
looking at Mr. Burns
looking at Stephen Fry
looking at me
looking at elephants
looking at daisy duke
looking at hobbitsses
looking at me
looking at edward james
looking at captain kirk
looking at"
"Space ship, orbit, science all complete","Sunshine, Red wine, I melt into my seat
Soft hands, Lap dance
come on it's time to take a chance
let's get this party started
I wanna have sex in space
I wanna have sex in space
You and me in zero gravity
wrap your legs around my waist
the universe: it hurts.
such an unforgiving place.
so let's just forget about it
and have sex in space
huge moon, good tunes, your eyes reflect the earth
your hair as fair as the tail of a passing meteor
legs spread bulk head
come on we don't need a bed
grab on to something and hold on tight
I wanna have sex in space
I wanna have sex in space
You and me in zero gravity
wrap your legs around my waist
the universe: it hurts.
such an unforgiving place.
so let's just forget about it
and have sex in space"
We're just gonna play,"Tears into kingdom all day we're just gonna play
Tears of the kingdom all day
Sell the settle the
Tears of the kingdom all day
Zelda
Zelda
Tears of the kingdom all day we're just gonna play
Tears of the kingdom all day
Link through
H
Tears of the kingdom all day
Linking up through
Hyrule
Tears of the kingdom all day we just gonna play
Tears of the kingdom all day we're just gonna play
Tears in the kingdom all day
Tell them tell them here in the quotation the kingdom
Tell them tell them you're doing
Tears of night
Going to play all day we're going to play all day
Tears tears tears tears tears that they're coming all day
Tears tears tears tears
Cheers to the kingdom all day don't you worry about me
Tears at the kingdom all day
I'm going to go out and play
Tears at the kingdom all day but if
I were in your bouquet
Tears in the king of
What else can
I say
Jesus became a mountain
Zelda
Zelda
Tears of the kingdom of
Jesus the kingdom of
Zelda
Zelda
Tears of the kingdom of
Jesus"
Jupiter and Saturn,"together in 800 years I'm
noticing a pattern in a way In
the wake of my tears You
know me I know you You
show me what you do Jupiter
and Saturn
sitting in a tree Don't
flatter yourself You
are like me We
are the same You
took my name You
threw it away in yesterday's garbage Jupiter
and Saturn
breaking away from themselves Put
it in your pocket Go
to Mars
You may as well Elon
Musk is just like a horse Break
him down for glue and the divorce will
make everything all right again Make
everything all right again That's
where glue comes from That's
where glue comes from Jupiter
and Saturn
just like the Bible
says They're
gonna beat each other up Kills
the other in his head with a rock
on the sky And
the stars will be excited for the fight
and they'll go out they'll blink and you'll
know that Jupiter
and Saturn
have finished their business They're
going downtown to get a drink of coffee
at the Muddy
Waters At
the Muddy
Muddy Playing
chess with each other And
whoever wins gets to buy a chocolate croissant
A chocolate croissant for the whole damn galaxy"
Fin Fin,"Fin the dancing Fin
Fin Fin
Fin the dancing Fin
He is a dancing Fin
He gets stuck near the table He's
a fin because he's a dancing, dancing Fin
Fin Fin
Fin the dancing Fin
Fin Fin
Fin the dancing Fin
Fin the dancing Fin
And he falls down and he's sleeping Because
he's a dancing, dancing Fin
Then he gets up and he jumps around
and then he jumps some more And
his pants come falling down He's
a dancing, dancing Fin
He likes to jump around till he falls
down Fin
Fin Fin
the dancing Fin
Fin Fin
the dancing Fin
Dancing all around cause he's a dancing Fin,
a dancing Fin
Dancing all around cause he's a dancing Fin"
Man in the funny hat,"I really do like your hat
Guitar skills and a huge vocab
Nobody will ever doubt that
So much creativity
Presence and quick wit
Heavy satire directed at me
I’m not kidding I really liked it
All your honey badger episodes
And your epic YouTube rants
I just watched a bunch of them
Was like an angry hilarious dance
Man in the funny hat
We don’t agree on much
You may think I’m worse than a nazi
I may think you’re out of touch
But I think we’re more alike
As it turns you
Making things, and sharing stuff
That we care about
So though I deeply disagree
With your message through and through
Silly Hat Man listen to me
I salute you"
Have a good flight,"Would you like a drink
Chicken or fish
Spinning my wheels forever
Maybe I would like to go
On one of these airplanes someday
Has that ever even occurred to you
Everything I want’s within reach x2
Oh, you can hit me
Someday you’re gonna miss me"
You are very verbose,"And you love great scotch
You’ve got a huge heart
Used to play lacrosse
Your big personality
Lights up the town
With Borat
or Chewbacca sounds
Chewbacca and JD
Hanging out up on Onondaga Hill
Playing golf and driving around in the beemer
Talking about life
Holy cross, Simons School
Electric friends that’s just how you do
You’re passionate for whatever you’re focused on
Your laugh rings out into the great beyond
Sarah and Johnny and Patricia too
Dave and Stephanie all care about you
From one coast to the other you moved
Happy Birthday JD ooo ooo oo"
Six years to go 10 miles,"It’s gridlock and there’s no way out
Fast lane, no it’s all the same
On the motorway with the Face of Boe
We live and die
Without ever knowing why
We’re somewhere in the sky
Stuck with each other
Sunshine is from another time
So ease your mind with a little bliss
Human beings adapt to anything
No matter how bad it is
We live and die
Without ever knowing why
We’re somewhere in the sky
Stuck with each other
This motorway
Feels realer by the day
Things are not OK
Stuck with each other
The face of a cat but I am the last
Novice Hame and New New York
No police in the quarantine
And the TV is on a loop"
Don't break it into put it in your,"pocket keep it with you you know it's
not going to be on time it's going
to del you know that you being covered
in sky it won't be great cuz I
got time and I got feelings I put
it with mine I set the twilight relax
don't break me in three don't break it
try to give it to me I had
another thought then I lost it I didn't
know that it's gonna cost me everything gonna
costly everything it's going to cost me everything
it's going to cost me it's going to
cost cost me don't break it in for
don't break it trying to make more when
you try when you fail when you're chasing
the white whale I didn't know I didn't
know that didn't know that it was gonna
cost me I didn't know I didn't know
that I didn't know that it's going to
cost me I made that song up on
the spot in case you couldn't tell"
Looks like we’re jealous of Saturn’s rings,"Pluto is crying and Jupiter sings
We want to make what the Gods provide
Hold on tight it’s a wild ride
Debris
Space debris
Falling on you
Falling on me
Junking up space
Just like Kesslar said
Tiny bullets
On the bulkhead
Humans of earth, we’ve got one chance
Mars will defeat you, but Neptune will dance
Don’t wait to see how bad it gets
The fire and brimstone ain’t here just yet
Hi I"
Little devices all around me,"Making noises the air gets cloudy
I can't keep up with the information
What if I just stopped paying attention
Ding ring bleep bloop
I'm drowning in information soup
Ring ding bloop bleep
And it's vibrating when I'm asleep
My synapses overloading
My frontal cortex near exploding
What if I just disconnected
Where could I go to seek protection
Bleep blip ding ring
I don't want to hear anything
Bloop blop ding blip
It's time that I got unequipped
Unequipped
I ain't gonna give it just one more minute
I'm gonna get out now
Gonna live in a cave with no radio waves
Just as nature does allow
And if that cave ain't far enough
I'm gonna build a ship
And live on the moon clang bash bang boom
And I'm gonna unequip
I said I’m gonna uneqip
I said I’m gonna un, uneqip
Little devices that the devil made
Or the devil in all of us
That keeps us chained so we'll remain
Trained to never put up a fuss
Ding ring bleep bloop
I'm drowning in information soup
Ring ding bloop bleep
And it's vibrating when I'm asleep
I ain't gonna give it just one more minute
I'm gonna get out now
Gonna live in a cave with no radio waves
Just as nature does allow
And if that cave ain't far enough
I'm gonna build a ship
And live on the moon clang bash bang boom
And I'm gonna unequip
I said I’m gonna uneqip
I said I’m gonna un, uneqip
Creeping up so very slowly
So incremental we'd never know
Overrun by a new dictator
The danger has never been greater
Bleep blip ding ring
I don't want to hear anything
Bloop blop ding blip
It's time that I got unequipped
Unequipped
Unequipped
Unequipped
Unequipped"
The founder of Chatroulette,"forced the Ethereum
hard fork He
saw a chance to arbitrage so he pushed
it all farther He
made the white hats think that he was
the attacker following them into the child DAOS
And he made out like a bandit he
planned it and he scammed it oh yeah
he’s sitting pretty now Now
I’m not saying The
hard fork wouldn’t have happened But
he forced the issue He
kept the pressure on He
drove them up the wall So
he could continue To
buy up the DAO
tokens at a lower price And
when the hard fork came he could capitalize
It was a devious scheme and caused a
lotta grief But
never mind all that when the goal is
money And
so the founder of Chatroulette
forced the Ethereum
hard fork I was a fan of Chatroulette
I sang songs to people From
what I understand, he feels a little bad
about the choices he made But
the fact it remains, there was a fork
in the chain"
Every time he moves his lips Every,"time she shakes her hips There's
a wild one coming in that it's for
you maybe you're ashamed of all the things
you do maybe you don't know what else
that you should be it's okay Every
time he calls her name Every
time she feels the same Wild
one away I made that song up on
the spot"
we're in the pandemic,"we're in the class war
we're in the combination pandemic and class war
I’m watching big bird
I’m watching dash door
I’m watching big bird shill for the dash door
And I’m tired
Because my kids wake
Me up every day at the crack of dawn
in the pandemic
in the class war
in the combination pandemic and class war
In the combination
Com combination
Pandemic and class war
we're in the pandemic
we're in the class war
we're in the combination pandemic and class war
I don’t wanna work
For big tech
I don’t wanna work for big tech no more
I don’t want to play
Another round
Of uno as long as I live
in the pandemic
in the class war
in the combination pandemic and class war"
Hey it's getting late,"Gotta go to sleep
Hey it's getting late
Don't you go to sleep
Why don't you go to sleep
Go
Why don't you go to sleep right now
Hey hey
What are you dreaming about this time
Hey hey
What are you dreaming about this time
This time
This time
Hey it's time to go to sleep this time right now
Just gotta go anyhow to sleep"
Doesn’t Joel just look so serious,"When he’s typing about the blockchain
Oh you two met in finance class
And you love Japanese Potato Mash
You also love Harry Potter
And a good back scratch
Joel asked me to write this song for you
What do you think of that?
Anu ee Pahnu ee
I’m supposed to not make this too cheesy
And reference Inspector Christophe
And that call in London
You don’t like being called noob or brah
You don’t like underhanded people
You like garlic but not olives
You’re sociable and affectionate
You love to discuss what’s possible
And you are responsible
I hope you like this random song
That Joel asked me to write
Anu ee Pahnu ee
I’m supposed to not make this too cheesy
And reference Inspector Christophe
And that call in London
Anu ee Pahnu ee
Joel says you’d like if if it’s cheesy
Your nickname should be sunshine
He’s a monty python kind of guy"
Someday I'll look just like Yoshi,"Someday I'll look just like Bonk
Someday I'll look like my papa
Tonight I'm gonna shave my head
Someday I'll live in the future
Someday I'll live in the past
Someday I'll live in the present
Tonight I'm gonna shave my head"
Yo I’m,"compulsive And
notorious I ride my bike in the city
Never the fore ust I wish my metabolism
was like hummingbirds Getting
older every day’s the dumbest thing i ever
heard Snow
globes are banned from carry on luggage I
swam swimming holes all this summer I guess
they thought the glass could break I also
swam in a lake I like a sandwich
On a hard roll I’m
not picky I just eat them all Summer
time deli After
a hike THat’s
the sandwich That
I like I like what's your favorite sandwich?
Being notorious! And
compulsive! How
about a nice bike ride through the City?
The metabolism of hummingbirds. How
snowglobes made it onto the list of banned
items in carry on luggage. The
fun things you have done this summer"
Yo man did you know,"Cheech and Chong’s gummies are
One hundred percent legal
Is an ad that I see every day on twitter
That’s what I’m thinking about right now
The fat cats at universal
Chopped up these poor trees
So that the people picketing
Would suffer extreme heat
But it turned out that the trees
Are on government property
And they didn’t get the permits they need
This story is still developing
That’s what I’m thinking about right now
People living in the Gaza Strip
Under aparteid
Only get 5 to 10
Hours of electricity
They suffer in the extreme heat
They suffer under Israeli
Occupation and blockades
It’s only getting worse
That’s what I’m thinking about t"
And then this car goes and look at,"how the cars all smash into each other
There’s this road and then a train comes
and it knocks the car over big blind
turn, look out you’re going to go off
into the dirt Look
out there’s a train comin, oh don’t get
stuck on the tracks It’s
a 4-way intersection, why you gonna go and
drive like that? Why
you gonna go and drive like that? Why
you gonna go and drive like that? It’s
a roundabout, look out look out roundabout Roundabout,
big pile up on the freeway no Trains,
trains are comin and they’re gonna knock you
over Change
of scenery Now
we’re on the farm, cars going by You
stop by the side of the road To
admire the scenery Sitting
there’s danger and the thoughts travel to your
feet And
the danger, it takes a while for the
thoughts to travel to your feet And
for you to hit the brake, it takes
a while It
takes a while for the danger to relate
to your feet Look
how long it takes, look how long it
takes so look out when you’re drivin, look
out when you’re drivin look out when you’re
drivin, look out when you’re drivin look out
see how long it takes for you to
stop, look out when you’re drivin look out
see how long it takes for you to
stop, look out, when you’re drivin, look out"
Oh don’t be so sensitive,"You say like it’s a bad thing
What do you do
Do you spend all day
Locked off and hiding
From the feelings that you have
The good, the ugly and the bad
You don’t see how the words you say
Might make so I’ll say nothing
The words that you’re not allowed to say
In polite company
They didn’t start out that way
At some point somebody
Said, “Hey I don’t like it when you use that word
Nigger, kike, spic those words really hurt
So I’m gonna call you out when you use them
And hope that i get heard
And I know that you feel
So defensive
I feel defensive sometimes too
But I hope that
If someone hurts your feelings
They’d say sorry, I will try not to hurt you
The language that you use can be
clue the respect
Or lack thereof that you might have
For someone you’ve never met
And sticks and stones do break bones
So do racist cops caught on camera phones
But the epithets hurled when they’re alone
May offer up a clue as to
What’s in their heart and head
Tell me what is in your heart
And I’ll say what’s in mine
I think humans are all the same
We just want love all the time
But in my head are thoughts so wild
And offensive they’d make Hitler smile
And if one of them becomes a word
I apologize and"
What's one little song worth What's,"one little song worth What's
one little song worth To
you to you to me to anybody to
you to me to anybody to you to
me to anybody what's one little song worth
One little song worth Yeah"
We’re at the beach,"And nobody knows your name
You can be anybody, anybody
You can now look through my lens
And I see what I seeeeee
Go whichever way the wind blows
Go whichever way the wind blows
Go whichever way the wind blows
Oh oh oh
So heavy
Oh oh oh
So heavy now
Oh oh oh
So heavy
Oh oh oh
So heavy now
Oh oh oh
So heavy
Oh oh oh
So heavy now
Oh oh oh
So heavy
Oh oh oh
So heavy now
Something tells me
You’re not gonna give it up
Until you die
Until you die
But that’s ok
‘Cause neither will I
Neither will IIIIIIII
Oh oh oh
So heavy
Oh oh oh
So heavy now
Oh oh oh
So heavy
Oh oh oh
So heavy now
Oh oh oh
So heavy
Oh oh oh
So heavy now
Oh oh oh
So heavy
Oh oh oh
So heavy now
Oh oh oh
So heavy
Oh oh oh
So heavy now
Oh oh oh
So heavy
Oh oh oh
So heavy now"
It’s not all unicorns and rainbows,"But actually it is most of the time
There’s also serious meetings about confetti
And googly eyes
Design your time
Wear your imagination
The secret to happiness
is low expectations
The wonderful world of dongles
My guinea pigs control me
My favorite games are mind games
Rob is creepy
The walls are made of carrots
Is eddie cue jafar
I blank my imagination
When I go in to work
Birds with arms
Were a means to an end
What does stitched leather
Have to do with finding my friends
Sebastian is the watermelon
Speedo cap tweet guy
That’ll be written on his gravestone
When he dies
And Germany doesn’t have a humor category
And there’s no trombone allowed in Yosemite
And Backtrace was number one in all of Hungary
So clearly
The song a year guy is doing something right
It’s not all unicorns and rainbows
Sometimes there’s imposter syndrome too
I’ve never played guitar in public
So it may just suck to be you
The issue with dog grooming is dogs
The new iOS dev platform will be android
Platypuses
Is eddie cue Jafar
The ceiling is made of cantaloupes
The walls are made of carrots
I blank my imagination at work
Draw a bear with your feet with crayons"
i wish that i could be there with you,"i know it hurts and i want to
take away your pain
listen to the sound of my voice
and melt into the way you are
i know you will heal quickly
it'll take more than this to stop you
love is coming your way
love is coming your way
you have lived your life so full
appreciating each day as new
i'd be lucky to live as much as you
when you get out of the hospital
the days will come and go again
you live them now and you'll live them then"
Did you do your home work,"Did you do it right
Did it keep you occupied
Throughout the longest night
When your teacher assigned it
They were out of their mind
Beaten and broken
Scared for the future
Always one step behind
But did you do your homework
Ringing out the liberty bell
I could see the horizon in your eyes
Was it real I couldn’t tell
When the byzantine regulations
Are finally done with you
You won’t have a voice of your own
Or a single person to talk to
Did you do your homework
Was it worth the sweat
The sun is sinking down below the horizon
But it’s not dark yet
When the past is done with you
You won’t have anything left
Not a beating heart in your chest
Or two lungs filled with breath"
I wanna know where the world is going,"without me Before
I make a decision about the rest of
my life Who
in their great mind Would
ever think to doubt me I got no
great ambition I'm
just a butterfly But
I know I was made of fai I
don't believe in the world God
built on his back and I know I
got nothing in my heart but love and
hatred at the same time what could I
do without you and my gizzard I'm
just lizard with a fork tongue and what
could I do before you were without me
I've got no ideas in my brain I've
got no I did no I did know
I did I know I did and all
I did and no I did at all
the pink little fish in the pocket Went
with all his might into the pool table
that was covered with pizza stains and nobody
ever thought to think Thinking
all that little pink fish wants Is
another chance to get it right But
I've got no idea I've
got no idea I got no idea in
my right mind I got no idea say
no no I did I've
got no ide in my right mind"
Fireflies all night,"Replace me with my twin
Taking all my sighs
Lost without within
Can’t quite capture it
Fruit trees putting out
Solace rapture it
Enzymes breaking down
Gut punch solarplex
One risk is a chance
Gender love and sex
Bound by feet and hands
Cutting off the crust
Located in space
Trust versus mistrust
Hear the song that plays"
I’m doing everything I can,"And I’m not sure it’s enough
I bring my heart to the front
You help me fill it up with love
Nothing is sinister
Nothing spectacular
Say good and bad they are just words
I’m trying everything I know
Still it seems I’m coming up short
You give me room to grow
I’m feeling out of sorts
Should I
Throw in the towel
Get out on the prowl
Find a new angle to press
Or stay on the same course
Get back to the source
I’m simply not that sure I can
Get back to the source
I’ve lost the map
My mind is all faded
My energy’s sapped
Back to the source
Where this all first started
When I was young and I thought
So broken hearted
I’m doing everything for you
But I hold on to what I want too
Does that make me selfish or what
You don’t care about most stuff I do
You just want me close
Not a memory or ghost
And I want that the most as well
So why am I chasing
The lines that I’m tracing
My mind always racing along
Get back to the source
I’ve lost the map
My mind is all faded
My energy’s sapped
Back to the source
Where this all first started
When I was young and I thought
So broken hearted"
This place can be so boring,"Ix, what’s that you’re singing
Just a song that I’m making up
Can you sing it to yourself?
This forest has monsters and they might hear you
Let the monsters come, cus you’ll just kill them anyway
I suppose that’s true, and I haven’t even seen one today
Ledo, sing the chorus with me
We are the only ones, apparently the only ones
In the whole wide world alive
I like fighting and I like fun
It would appear that we’re the only ones
In the whole wide world alive
Sometimes I worry about him
Ix doesn’t fight so well
But as long as he’s got me
It will be alright
Ledo do you feel like dancing?
No.
Aw..
What?
This place can be, this place can be so boring
Well that was fun, wish that we could dance all the time
Yeah, I guess that felt good, I feel slightly less resigned
Lido, look: they’re coming to sing with us
You are the only ones, apparently the only ones
In the whole wide world alive
You like fighting and you like fun
It would appear that you’re the only ones
In the whole wide world alive
You are the only ones, apparently the only ones
In the whole wide world alive
You like fighting and you like fun
It would appear that you’re the only ones
In the whole wide world alive
In the whole wide world alive
In the whole wide world alive"
What the fuck is up with this coindesk headline,"Referring to a git commit from 3 weeks ago
The git commit said something totally different
Than what the headline does imply
I call bullshit
What the fuck is up with the SEC
Suddenly trying to say that eth is a security
It’s obvious they’re trying to distract
The fact that they were just sanctioned by a district court
I call bullshit
Don’t make me get the clip from 2018
Of Gary Gensler teaching at MIT
Where he said regardless of how it launched
ETH was decentralized sufficiently"
Leave it alone,"Don't touch it
You don't know where it's been
Leave it alone
Too much and
Your head will start to spin
Turn down the heat
On the stove
It's too hot outside
For cooking you know
i was a firefly
In another life
In another life so
You can't find the water
To put out the fire
If you're not thinking with your heart
You can't leave the tower
That keeps you on fire
If your bones are broken and you're torn apart"
This song I wrote it just for you,"I didn't really write it though I just
made it up Is
it wrong to make up songs like I
do Or
should I just be giving up What
happens when I die What
happens when we die This
song I wrote it just for me Sitting
in amazing light Is
it wrong to do things like I did
When I got so much to do I
can't think right My
wife texted me that I've
gotta go pick up my daughter from deep
below and so this will be the end
of my song Cause
I've gotta go my friends I've
just gotta go Whoa
whoa whoa whoa I'll
see you next time"
The ocean has been making that sound that it makes,"Since before the first bit of life was awake
Before dinosaurs and before little lizards
Before elves and hobbits and wizards
The ocean has been making that sound
Before time was even a thing
Before mountains reached the sky
Before the destruction we bring
The ocean will keep making that sound when we’re gone
Into the deep space or under the ground
When the last bit of human life has been lived
The ocean will be here still making that sound
The ocean has been making that sound
Before time was even a thing
Before mountains reached the sky
Before the destruction we bring"
when i was 25 i told myself,"i'd eat healthier
no more baking cookies
and no more pizza either
26 27 came and went
and though in that time i've gotten better
i still bake cookies eat the pizza
don't follow my plans to the letter
my grandpa died of heart disease
his father too had a heart attack
last time i got my cholesterol checked
i wasn't quite on that track
still if i don't improve on some
areas that need improving
i could be heading down that road
and that's a road that needs removing
it's all about making choices
all about setting your goals
i don't want to from a heart attack
i don't want to die before i get old
i run almost everyday
but i can't seem to shake this gut
if i could afford one i'd ask my trainer
to really help me move my butt
i need help with ways to keep from eating
all the things i can't escape
and if i had a chance i'd take it
i would whatever it takes"
There are many rivers that are feeding,"on the sea of rodents in the city,
and today we're damming one of them
The biggest swing that you can take in
cleaning up our streets is shutting down the all night
all-you-can-eat rat buffet
Rats will hate this announcement
The rats don't run this city, we do
 This is not Ratatouille.
Rats are not our friends
New Yorkers will not have
to fear as many rats hiding in late night shadows."
I wish that there were more thunderstorms,"Thunderstorms
I wish that there were more thunderstorms
Thunderstorms
It gets cloudy and it rains
But it hardly thunderstorms
Hardly thunderstorms
Wanna hear that crack
And then hear the thunder roll
Feel the thunder roll
I wish that there were more thunderstorms
Thunderstorms
I wish that there were more thunderstorms
Thunderstorms
Summertime means thunderstorms
Summertime means thunderstorms
Summertime means thunderstorms
Thunderstorms
Summertime means thunderstorms
Means thunderstorms
Summertime means thunderstorms
We need more thunderstorms
I wish that there were more thunderstorms
Thunderstorms
I wish that there were more thunderstorms
Thunderstorms
Where I used to live
There were thunderstorms
Thunderstorms galore
Thunderstorms galore
Now I miss those dark clouds
And the electricity
I don't feel it any more
Oh I wish that there were more thunderstorms
Thunderstorms
I wish that there were more thunderstorms
Thunderstorms
I wish that there were more thunderstorms
Thunderstorms
I wish that there were more…"
warm and calm place to take a meandering,"journey with all the stops and double the
coco. The
snow goose and snoeshoe hare Are
arguing about polar bears The
lemmings all follow each other to the dining
car The
bearded seal’s is stuck on a crossword that’s
just too hard The
snow goose and snow shoe hare Are
arguing about polar bears And
I’m thinking about the apocalypse On
the North
Pole local tonight The
musk ox and the reindeer Comeseriate
over 1 dollar beers The
walrus and the spotted seal Are
hashing out some illicit deal The
snowy owl and the puffins take Puffs
of a substance that makes me shake And
I’m just thinking about the apocalypse On
the North
Pole Local
tonight I fell asleep around the northwest passage
pass And
I dreamed about girlfriends I had in the
past The
wolverine stole my wallet while I was asleep
And I woke to the sea otters all
staring at me The
orcas and the narwhals Were
making loud business calls And
I’m thinking about the apocalypse On
the North
Pole local tonight"
World destroyed!,"Ships deployed!
Running from!
Those Cylon bums!
Robots that look like humans
And robots that look like robots, too
Oh, Powerful ships!
Faster than light!
Melodramatic space fight!
Adama, Apollo, Starbuck, Boomer
Baltar, Colonel Tigh
Oh, I love Battlestar Galactica
And I love Battlestar Galactica-oh
Galactica-oh
Oh, I love Battlestar Galactica
And I love Battlestar Galactica
Galactica
Cylon among us!
Cylon detector!
Zaerk riots!
Cylon/human babies
Six is trying to get so pregnant all the time
Oh, Six is in Baltar's mind
Or is he in hers?
Tyrol, Agathon, Gaeta, Cally
Ellen, Roslin, Doc Cottle
And I love Battlestar Galactica
And I love Battlestar Galactica-oh
Galactica-oh
I love Battlestar Galactica
And I love Battlestar Galactica
Galactica
Looking for Earth!
But New Caprica
Cylon rule totally sucks!
Tyrol Union organizer
Colonel Tigh loses an eye!
And book of Pythia
Tomb of Athena
Roslin cancer, Roslin leader
Starbuck Arrow marries Anders
Way to Earth is revealed!
Cylon Civil War!
Final Five hear a song!
It's Bob Dylan, ""All Along the Watchtower""
I miss Cally a lot
Gotta put together a truce
To spool up the juice
To maybe produce
new place to live
But Gaeta's got other plans
He and Zaerk are going berserk
And I love Battlestar Galactica
And I love Battlestar Galactica
Galactica
Oh, I love Battlestar Galactica
And I love Battlestar Galactica
Galactica
Oh, I love Battlestar Galactica
And I love Battlestar Galactica
Galactica
Oh, I love Battlestar Galactica
And I love Battlestar Galactica
Galactica oh yeah"
Weird sad dudes who don’t like things,"Who make boring videos complaining
Why does YouTube want to show me these weird sad dudes
I’ve never clicked on any of their videwws
Weird sad dudes who don’t like things
Click baitey tired and so boring
Get an onlyfans start masturbating
Then at least you’d be honest
Weird sad dudes who don’t like things
Outrage everyday dopamine pings
One more hit can you feel it
 O"
I open the window and it’s too cold,"I close the window and it;s too hot
I can’t get comfortable in my skin
My blood my sweat my cum and snot
Let’s not play the dangerous game
Of who has it worse or best
I need somewhere to put my feet
I don’t want to beat on my chest
I laid down and tried to take a nap
But my little one would’t let me
And now I’m up writing this song
And he’s napping and sleeping
Songs are little and songs are big
Songs come from the dark
One of these days one my songs
Will leave a long lasting mark"
I met her in the lobby,"Of a hotel in DC
I was 12 years old
She was the same age as me
She lived in California
I was in Vermont
She kissed me in the stairwell
And my heart went bump bump bump
Those are emails that I’ll never get back
Even if by some miracle the 1s and 0s intact
Because my AOL screen name well that’s long gone
I’ll never know what 12 year old me was thinking
Was my first year of high school
She was 16
I said, “Unborned is my screen name”
And she instant messaged me
She blew into my life
Just like a bomb
Holed up in her basement
And the wild night after prom
Those are emails that I’ll never get back
Even if by some miracle the 1s and 0s intact
Because my AOL screen name well that’s long gone
I’ll never know what 12 year old me was thinking
 0"
another day spent,"lying on the floor
staring at the ceiling fan
my heart races
pumping galore
bringing up more feelings than
every sunset
and every full moon
and every memory combined
there's nothing like
a beating heart
to make me lose my mind
i could get up
and make a go of it
but i won't if i don't have to
there's something wicked
running through my veins
and it brings me right back to"