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團頭何九叔嗰幾個夥記啊，就去武大郎屋企入殮啦。

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停喪安靈都做妥咗之後，就返去回報何九叔話，潘金蓮講啊，第三日就出殯，去城外焚化喎噉。

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嗰啲夥記分咗錢就各自散喇。

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何九叔同佢老婆話喇：哎呀，你講嗰啲說話應晒。

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到其時，我去偷佢兩嚿骨頭就係喇。

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噉喺嗰頭呢，王婆一力幫忙，潘金蓮當晚就伴靈喇。

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第二日，請咗四個和尚返嚟念經。

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第三日朝頭早，何九叔班夥記呢就嚟抬棺材同佢出山咯喎，噉亦有幾個街坊嚟送殯。

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潘金蓮就戴上孝，一路上，哎夫啊主啊，噉啊詐詐諦諦喊佢個當家人咯喎。

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到咗城外個火化場，就叫人點火燒嘞。

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呢個時候，只見何九叔手上挽住一笪元寶溪錢就嚟到。

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王婆同潘金蓮見到佢就話喇：哎呀九叔，貴體冇事啦嘛？噉就安樂晒咯。

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何九叔話：前幾日，小人買咗大郎一籠燒餅都未曾畀錢，今日就帶咗啲元寶溪錢嚟燒畀大郎啊。

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王婆就話：九叔呀真係志誠㗎喇。

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何九叔將啲元寶溪錢燒咗之後，就幫忙燒化棺材咯喎。

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王婆同潘金蓮就話喇：多得九叔你幫忙啊，返去至一齊多謝啦。

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呢啲都係小人應該做嘅。

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娘子同契娘休息下，去齋堂裏便招呼下啲街坊罷啦。

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呢處有小人喺度照顧㗎喇。

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何九叔就指開咗潘金蓮同王婆，就攞把火鉗，揀咗兩嚿骨頭，放落去潵骨池裏便一浸，嘩，啲骨頭呀，黑色嘅。

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何九叔收好啲骨頭，就去齋堂同啲人應酬咗一陣。

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好喇，棺材燒完喇，殺咗火，執好啲骨，處理好。

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大家就各自返扯。

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何九叔返到屋企，攞一張紙寫住年月日期、送殯嘅人名，連埋兩嚿骨頭、十兩銀，一齊包好佢，搵個布袋仔裝好放喺房嚟。

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呢處呢，就唔講佢住喇。

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而家講下嗰個潘金蓮啊，佢返到屋企，喺屏風前便就安咗個靈牌上面寫住亡夫武大郎之位。

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喺靈前呢，就點咗眼琉璃燈，擺咗啲金銀元寶、經幡采繒之類嘅嘢。

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噉佢自己呢，嚱得逞咯，日日都同西門慶喺樓上任意飲酒取樂。

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而家就唔使好似以前喺王婆間房噉偷偷摸摸咯喎，而家自己屋企又冇人礙眼嘞，鐘意點就點，嚱，喺度過夜都得喇。

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從此呢，西門慶有時三晚五晚都唔返屋企，完全冇晒顧忌。

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所以呢條街啲人呀，無論遠近，冇邊個唔知道呢件事㗎喇。

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之人人都怕西門慶呢個惡棍，所以亦冇人敢理。

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時間就過得好快，武大郎死咗已經有四十幾日。

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而家呢要講返下武松喇。

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武松啊自從接受咗知縣嘅命令，幫佢押送啲禮物去到東京親戚嗰處，去到喇送咗信，點交咗箱籠；

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自己喺東京城遊覽觀光咗幾日，攞咗回信，就帶住一行人返去陽穀縣喇。

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噉一去一回啊，啱好係兩個月咁上下。

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去時係新春時節，返嚟呢係三月初。

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武松返嚟喺路上，總係覺得神思不安，個人呢就恍恍惚惚噉。

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佢非常之掛住個大佬，趕住要返去見下佢。

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返到嚟陽穀縣喇，拜見咗知縣大老爺，呈上封回信。

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知縣睇咗，知道啲金銀寶貝已經平安送到大為歡喜啦，就賞咗一錠大銀畀武松，另外賞咗一席酒嚟款待佢，呢啲呢就唔講咁多喇。

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武松就返到自己間房間啊，換咗衣服鞋襪，戴返頂新頭巾，鎖咗道房門就一直行去紫石街啦。

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嗰啲街坊睇見武松返嚟唄，嘿呀，個個都吃咗一驚。

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喂喂，呢次有嘢睇喇吓。

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呢個太歲返嚟，點肯罷休㗎？哼，實出事㗎喇，嗱睇住嚟啦。

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武松佢行到嚟門口，掀起門簾一步檻入去，迎面見到神台上面擺住個靈牌，伶伶俐俐寫住亡夫武大郎之位七個字，當堂呆晒，瞪大雙眼話：

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誒，我唔係眼花吖嘛？

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阿嫂，武二返嚟啊！

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呢個時候，西門慶同潘金蓮正喺樓上取樂，正所謂樂極生悲嘞呢趟。

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聽見武松喺樓下叫咗一聲呀，嚇到西門慶屁滾尿流，雞噉腳趯去後門混王婆屋企鬆人嘞。

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潘金蓮就強作鎮靜，應咗一聲話：

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阿叔坐啦，奴家就嚟喇噉。

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原來嗰個潘金蓮呀，自從毒死咗武大郎之後，根本就冇戴孝。

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每日都係搽脂蕩粉，𪐀埋西門慶喺處飲酒取樂。

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而家一聽見武松嗌咗聲武二返嚟喇噉啊，連忙洗返晒嗰啲胭脂水粉，掹低啲首飾釵環，整亂啲頭髮；

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蓬蓬鬆鬆噉繑起隻髻，除咗紅裙花衫，就換返一套孝服。

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整咗輪色水喇，就咿咿聲噉詐喊喺樓上落嚟見武松嘞。

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武松話：阿嫂，你唔好喊，我大哥幾時死㗎？咩嘢病？食啲咩嘢藥啊？

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你大哥，自從你行轉背十幾日之後，突然間就發起心痛病嚟；

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病咗八九日，真係求神問卜乜嘢藥唔食過吖，醫極都醫唔好，噉就死咗咯。

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掉低我一個人，哎，真係淒涼咯！

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潘金蓮喺呢便裝假狗，嗰便王婆聽見喇，怕穿煲唔得了，即刻行過嚟幫口咯喎。

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武松就問：我大哥從來冇噉嘅病㗎，點解一下就會心痛病死嘅呢？

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王婆就插口話：哎呀，都頭，乜噉講都有嘅你？

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天有不測之風雲，人有霎時之禍福吖嘛，邊個能夠擔保一世冇事㗎？

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潘金蓮又話：好彩得呢位契娘咋，我又係個冇爪蟛蜞嚟嘅，啲街坊有邊個肯嚟幫我吖？

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大哥而家埋喺邊度嚟啊？

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我一個人，點會搵墳地吖？

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冇法子咯，留咗三日就抬出去燒咗咯。

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大哥死咗幾多日喇？

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過兩日添，就斷七喇。

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武松諗咗一陣，就出門口扯嘞。

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佢返去縣衙門自己間房，換過一套素色衣服，又叫個土兵幫佢打咗條麻繩纜喺腰嚟；

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身邊擪住一把尖長、柄短、背厚、刃薄嘅劍仔，帶咗啲碎銀；

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叫個土兵鎖返道房門，然後走去啲舖頭買咗啲米、麵粉、醬料啊噉，又買咗啲元寶蠟燭香等等，就返去紫石街佢大哥屋企。

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當時已經係夜晚，武松叫個土兵去煮飯。

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佢就喺神台處點起燈燭，擺好酒菜。

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武松跪低，對住武大郎個神位拜咗幾拜，佢話：

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大哥，你陰魂不遠！

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你在生嘅時候，為人軟弱。

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如果你係負屈銜冤，畀人害死嘅，今晚就托夢畀我，等細佬同你做主報仇啦！

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武松奠咗酒，燒咗啲元寶就放聲痛哭。

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啲隔籬鄰舍聽到呀，哎呀個個都心寒喇。

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嗰個潘金蓮亦都喺裏頭詐喊喎。

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武松哭完佢大哥，就同個土兵將啲飯啊酒菜啊食咗，然後攞咗兩張席，叫個土兵去中門旁邊瞓。

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佢自己呢，就瞓喺神台前便。

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潘金蓮呢就返上樓，戌住樓上道門瞓喇。

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約莫到咗三更咁上下，武松翻來覆去瞓唔着；

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睇下個土兵呀，噘噘聲瞓到好似死咗噉。

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武松坐咗起身，望一望神台嗰眼琉璃燈，半明半滅；

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打側耳聽一聽外便打更，咚咚咚，噹噹噹，三更三點嘞。

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武松坐喺張席處歎咗一口氣，自言自語噉話：

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唉，我大哥生前懦弱，死咗之後，唉亦唔會係精明㗎喇。

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話口未完，只見神台底下，呼噉捲起一陣冷氣出嚟，真係盤旋侵骨冷，凜烈透肌寒。

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吹到眼琉璃燈呀閃下閃下，啲紙灰亂咁飛。

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呢浸冷氣呀，吹到武松毛管眼都戙起晒。

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佢定眼一睇，見到有個人喺神台底鑽出嚟。

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嗰個人叫一聲話：兄弟啊，我死得好慘啊！

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武松睇得唔清楚，想行前啲再睇下啦，咦？嗰浸冷氣散咗喇，嗰個人就唔見咗咯噃。

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武松一跤跌返喺張席上面坐喺處：嗯？係發夢呢，定唔係發夢呢？

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佢擰轉頭望下嗰個土兵，仲喺度瞓到淰淰。

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武松諗：大哥呢次死咗，必定係死得不明不白。

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先頭正話想報畀我知，又畀我啲神氣沖散咗佢個魂魄啊。

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呢件事，佢擠喺個心嚟先，唔出聲住等天光再講。

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好喇，冇幾耐個天慢慢光，個土兵就起身煲水。

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武松洗完口面，潘金蓮亦都起身落樓。

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佢問武松話：阿叔尋晚辛苦喇。

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阿嫂，我大哥，究竟係乜嘢病死㗎？

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乜阿叔唔記得嘞咩？尋晚已經講過畀阿叔知㗎啦，係得心痛病死㗎嘛。

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買邊個啲藥食㗎？

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張藥單仲喺度嚟啊。

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邊個去買棺材㗎？

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請隔籬王契娘去買嘅咋嘛。

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邊啲人嚟抬出去嘅呢？

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係呢處嘅團頭何九叔，冚都係佢包起晒㗎喇。

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哦，噉係嘛。

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好，我而家返衙門去畫卯，等陣再嚟。

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武松帶埋個土兵出咗去，行到紫石街口佢就問個土兵：

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你識唔識嗰個團頭何九叔啊？

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誒，乜都頭你唔記得咗咩？

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前次佢都有嚟祝賀都頭你㗎，佢屋企就喺獅子街住咋嘛。

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你帶我去啦。

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個土兵就帶住武松去到何九叔屋企門口，武松叫個土兵自己返去先。

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然後佢掀起道門簾嗌咗聲：何九叔喺唔喺屋企啊？

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呢個時候，何九叔先至啱啱起身，一聽見係武松嚟搵佢嘿呀嚇到手忙腳亂，連頭巾都戴唔切呀；

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急急攞起嗰袋銀同埋骨頭，放喺個身嚟，喇喇聲行出嚟迎接武松話：

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嘿嘿，哎呀都頭，幾時返嚟㗎吓？

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尋日先至返嚟，九叔，有句說話想同你傾下，一齊出去飲杯。

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好啊好啊，誒都頭坐下飲杯茶先呢？

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唔使喇，多謝。

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噉兩個人就一齊出到去街口間酒店，搵個位坐落，叫店小二打咗兩角酒嚟。

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何九叔企起身話：哎呀噉點係啊，小人都未曾同都頭接風，反而要都頭破費添，嚱嚱。

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九叔請坐咯，唔使客氣。

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何九叔個心呢，已經估到八九成㗎喇。

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但係武松啊冇開口講乜嘢，店小二斟咗酒嚟，佢一味顧住飲就係喇。

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何九叔見佢唔出聲，咦，就有啲緊張起嚟咯喎，就用啲說話嚟引下佢啦。

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哈，點知武松硬係唔開口，關於嗰件事呀佢半句都冇提起。

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好喇，飲咗幾杯酒嘞，只見武松擸起件衫，瀡聲掹出把尖刀嚟，喥噉插喺張枱面上便。

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啲店小二見到呀，哎呀乜噉搞法啊出刀喇，嘿嘿咪喇，冇個敢行過嚟。

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何九叔就當堂面都青晒，大氣都唔敢唞啖啊。

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武松擸起衫袖，揸返住把尖刀指住何九叔話：

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小人雖然係粗魯，都仲知道冤各有頭，債各有主。

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你唔使驚，你只要老老實實，將我大佬死嘅原因講畀我聽，噉就一啲都唔關你事。

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如果我碰下你，就唔算係好漢！

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之如果你有半句大話，我呢一把刀，即刻就叫你喺個身處添三四百個窿。

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好喇，閒話唔講咁多，你照直講啦，究竟我大佬死嘅時候，佢個屍係點樣嘅？

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武松一講完，將嗰雙眼瞪到圓碌碌，望實何九叔。

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誒，哎，都頭你唔使嬲，你唔使嬲啊，我畀樣嘢你睇下。

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何九叔喺身邊攞出一個袋仔，放喺枱面上便。

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都頭呀，呢個袋仔，就係最好嘅證明嚟喇。

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武松打開個袋仔，見到裏面裝住兩嚿黑色嘅骨頭，一錠十兩重嘅銀，佢就問：

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點解話呢啲係最好嘅證明呢？

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於是何九叔啊，就從正月廿二嗰日，王婆嚟請佢去同武大郎入殮講起，就將呢件事情嘅經過一五一十講畀武松聽。

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講到收尾佢話：呢兩嚿骨，係噉樣黑色嘅，就講明係畀毒藥毒死㗎喇。

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嗱，呢度仲有一張紙，上面寫住年月日時，仲有嗰日去送殯啲人嘅姓名。

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我知道嘅就係咁多喇，句句都係實話嚟，請都頭詳察啦。

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姦夫係邊個？

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誒，噉又唔知噃。

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不過小人聽人哋講過，話有個賣水果嘅細路叫做鄆哥，佢係同大郎去茶坊捉姦嘅。

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呢條街啲人，冇邊個唔知㗎喇。

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都頭如果你仲想知道詳細啲，唔該你去問一問阿鄆哥啦。

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冇錯，既然有呢個人喺度，噉我哋一齊去行一趟啦。

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武松收返起嗰把尖刀，收好啲骨頭、銀錠，畀咗酒錢嘞，就同埋何九叔行去鄆哥屋企。

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啱啱去到佢屋企門口，撞正嗰個馬騮仔挽住個籮去趯米返嚟。

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何九叔就嗌住佢話：誒鄆哥呀，你識唔識呢位都頭啊？

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抬隻老虎嚟嗰陣我就認得佢喇。

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誒。

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咦？你哋兩個走嚟搵我做咩嘢啊？

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哦，不過噉噃，我老豆成六十歲㗎喇，冇人養佢啊，我又好難陪你哋去打官司玩㗎喎。

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00:18:08,469 --> 00:18:12,473
嘿呢個馬騮仔真係聰明，佢都諗到八九成㗎喇。

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武松扲咗五兩銀出嚟遞畀鄆哥佢話：好兄弟，你攞去交畀老豆做使用啦。

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你跟我嚟，我有說話同你講。

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鄆哥個心諗：嗯呢五兩銀，慌唔使得四五個月呀？

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得，陪佢打下官司亦冇所謂吖。

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於是將啲銀交咗畀老豆就跟住武松同九叔就行去巷口，入去一間飯店，上到樓上坐落。

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武松叫個夥記嚟要咗三個人嘅飯，然後佢就同鄆哥話喇：

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兄弟，你嘅年紀雖然係細，倒是有養家孝順嘅心。

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先頭畀咗你嘅銀，你愛嚟做住使用先啦。

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而家我有用得着你嘅地方，呢件事做妥之後，我再畀十四五兩銀過你做本錢。

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嗱，你詳詳細細噉講我聽，你係點樣同我大佬去茶坊裏頭捉姦？

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好啦，不過我講咗畀你聽呀，你又唔好激死嚟噃。

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於是鄆哥就由點樣搵西門慶賣雪梨講起，又點樣帶武大郎去捉姦，就一直講到西門慶一腳踢低武大郎。

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佢話：當時我啊走咗啦，收尾過咗六七日，就聽講話大郎死咗喇噉，我啊唔知佢點解會死㗎。

185
00:19:37,194 --> 00:19:40,454
呢啲說話係真㗎嘛？你唔好講大話噃。

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嗯就係去到官府我都係噉講㗎啫。

187
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係噉就啱喇，兄弟。

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食完飯找咗數，三個人就落樓。

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何九叔話：嚱嚱，誒小人返去喇。

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武松話你跟我一齊嚟，我要你哋幫我證明一下。

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於是武松就將佢哋兩個人一直帶到去縣衙門嘅大堂。

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知縣見到就問喇：都頭，你要告乜嘢啊？

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武松就稟告話：

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因為西門慶同小人嘅親兄武大嘅妻子通姦，佢哋兩個人，就落毒藥謀殺咗我兄長嘅性命。

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呢兩個就係證人，請相公做主啊！

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知縣就問咗何九叔同鄆哥嘅口供先，然後就搵埋嗰班縣吏嚟商量嘞。

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哈，哈，原來呢班縣吏呀，都係同西門慶有窿路嘅，佢哋斟咗一輪都話喇：

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呢件事好難搞嘅，審唔掂㗎。

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於是知縣就話喇：武松，你亦係本縣嘅都頭，你都唔明法律嘅。

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自古都有話啦嘛：捉姦拿雙，誒捉賊拿贓啦。

201
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你大佬個屍體又冇咗咯，你又冇捉到佢姦；

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噉而家只係憑佢哋兩個人嘅說話，就話佢殺人呀，噉啊太過偏頗喇喎。

203
00:21:16,064 --> 00:21:22,219
你唔好亂嚟啊，自己要認真諗清諗楚，該做至好做啊。

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武松就喺個袋處攞出嗰兩嚿黑色嘅骨頭、十兩銀同埋一張紙呈上去畀縣官佢話：

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啟稟相公，呢啲嘢就點都唔係小人捏造出嚟㗎喇。

206
00:21:37,279 --> 00:21:38,882
知縣睇咗一下就話喇：

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好啦，你起身，等我從長商議啦。

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如果係可行嘅，我就同你捉佢嚟問啦。

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第一次見官就係噉嘅結果。

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武松將何九叔同鄆哥，都留喺自己間房處唔畀佢哋扯。

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而西門慶呢，當日就知道呢件事嘞，即刻就派咗個心腹家人，走去搵嗰班官吏洗黑錢嘞喎。

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第朝早，武松又嚟到公堂催個知縣去捉人。

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點知呢個知縣大老爺一味貪圖賄賂，佢將啲骨頭同埋嗰啲銀退返出嚟佢話：

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武松啊，你唔好聽埋嗰啲外人挑撥啊，佢哋係想撩你同西門慶做對頭嘅啫。

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呢件事冇乜嘢證據好難審問嘅。

216
00:22:37,325 --> 00:22:46,556
聖人都有話：經目之事呢猶恐未真；背後之言就豈能全信呢？

217
00:22:47,284 --> 00:22:49,361
你唔好一時莽撞啊。

218
00:22:50,350 --> 00:22:51,479
有個獄吏又話喇：

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都頭呀，但凡人命嘅事，都需要屍、傷、病、物、蹤，五件事都齊全喇，噉先至審問得㗎係嘛？

220
00:23:04,096 --> 00:23:08,744
武松話：既然相公唔批准咯，噉以後再算啦。

221
00:23:10,607 --> 00:23:17,263
於是佢攞返啲骨頭同銀，交畀何九叔收好，離開咗公堂返到自己間房。

222
00:23:17,837 --> 00:23:21,629
叫個土兵攞飯菜嚟畀何九叔同鄆哥食，佢話：

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00:23:22,745 --> 00:23:25,494
你哋喺呢度等一等，我去去就返嚟㗎喇。

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噉武松就帶住幾個土兵，離開咗衙門，攞住墨硯、筆墨，又買咗幾張紙，袋埋喺個袋嚟。

225
00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:44,366
佢叫兩個土兵，去買個豬頭，一隻鵝，一隻雞，一擔酒同埋水果之類嘅嘢，攞去屋企準備好。

226
00:23:45,393 --> 00:23:51,409
約莫到咗巳牌即係上午九點零鐘嘅時候，佢帶住土兵就返到嚟屋企嘞。

227
00:23:52,699 --> 00:24:01,337
潘金蓮已經知道佢告唔到狀，就放晒心啦，唔怕佢喇，大住膽啊睇佢點至得。

228
00:24:02,500 --> 00:24:05,145
武松入到屋，佢叫潘金蓮話：

229
00:24:05,723 --> 00:24:08,435
阿嫂，唔該你落嚟有說話同你講啊。

230
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有咩嘢事啊，阿叔？

231
00:24:11,762 --> 00:24:20,992
阿嫂，聽日係大哥斷七，呢次驚動咗啲街坊鄰里，我今日特登返嚟整咗圍酒，同阿嫂你多謝下啲街坊。

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00:24:21,714 --> 00:24:24,041
哼！多謝佢哋做乜唧？

233
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唔係啊，禮不可缺呀。

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00:24:27,131 --> 00:24:34,722
於是武松叫個土兵喺武大郎嘅靈位前便，點起兩支蠟燭，焚起一爐香，擺好一沓溪錢；

235
00:24:35,270 --> 00:24:38,754
又將拜祭武大郎嘅酒菜都喺靈前擺滿晒。

236
00:24:39,738 --> 00:24:43,165
又吩咐一個土兵，喺後便嚟坐熱啲酒；

237
00:24:43,735 --> 00:24:46,326
兩個土兵呢喺前面安排枱凳；

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00:24:46,740 --> 00:24:50,230
另外兩個土兵，一前一後守住門口。

239
00:24:51,151 --> 00:24:52,620
武松吩咐好喇就話：

240
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阿嫂啊，你嚟招呼人客，我而家去請喇吓。

241
00:24:58,003 --> 00:25:01,851
第一個請邊個呢？就請隔籬嗰個王婆。

242
00:25:02,704 --> 00:25:08,580
王婆話：唔敢當，唔敢當，乜搞到要都頭嚟請飲添啊。

243
00:25:09,695 --> 00:25:15,110
呢一排諸多騷擾契娘，好過意唔去，不過係一杯薄酒啫，唔好客氣喇。

244
00:25:16,107 --> 00:25:21,272
王婆收起茶坊嘅招牌閂咗鋪，跟住武松由後門過去。

245
00:25:21,946 --> 00:25:26,148
武松話：阿嫂坐主位，契娘對席啦。

246
00:25:27,542 --> 00:25:33,585
王婆已經得到西門慶嘅消息㗎喇，佢定過抬油啊，嚱，放心喺度飲酒。

247
00:25:34,164 --> 00:25:38,736
佢同潘金蓮個心都話：我又睇你點至得嚱。

248
00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:41,844
嚱呢兩個嘢真係冇有識死㗎吓。

249
00:25:42,574 --> 00:25:46,979
噉武松又去請呢便隔籬開銀鋪嘅姚二郎姚文卿喇。

250
00:25:48,310 --> 00:25:57,539
姚文卿就話：多謝晒喇，為因小人事情忙啲，唔去滾攪都頭喇，誒心領喇，心領喇吓。

251
00:25:58,341 --> 00:26:01,802
一杯淡酒，又唔使好耐嘅，一於請嚟啦。

252
00:26:02,577 --> 00:26:09,151
武松一手拖住佢，姚文卿啊想唔去都唔得喇，只有跟住武松過去係啦。

253
00:26:09,727 --> 00:26:13,150
去到，武松就請佢喺王婆隔籬坐落。

254
00:26:13,787 --> 00:26:15,234
佢自己又去請人喇。

255
00:26:16,179 --> 00:26:18,886
呢勻係請邊處呢？請對面兩家。

256
00:26:19,569 --> 00:26:23,282
一家係開元寶香燭鋪嘅趙四郎趙仲銘。

257
00:26:23,992 --> 00:26:32,527
四郎就話：小人做開生意，唔行得開喎，對唔住喇都頭，失陪喇。

258
00:26:34,050 --> 00:26:38,456
你唔嚟點得啊，各位高鄰都到齊咯，嚟，請！

259
00:26:39,204 --> 00:26:47,249
唔到趙四郎唔嚟啊，武松掹咗佢返去屋企就話喇：你老人家就好似伯父一樣，請過嚟坐喺大嫂身跟啦。

260
00:26:48,284 --> 00:26:52,073
跟住，又去請對面賣酒嗰個胡正卿嘞。

261
00:26:53,102 --> 00:27:02,337
呢個老胡呀，係吏員出身，喺衙門撈過，佢見到今日嘅情形有啲唔妥喇，唔肯嚟喎；

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武松都唔理咁多啊，你嚟就嚟，唔嚟亦要嚟，一拉又拉埋佢返屋企，叫佢坐喺趙四郎旁邊。

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武松就問王婆話喇：你隔籬係邊個啊？

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哦，唔係賣雲吞嗰個張公咯。

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張公咁啱喺屋企嚟，一見到武松嚟到就吃咗一驚：誒，誒，誒都，都頭啊，誒有有有咩貴幹啊吓？

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呢一排騷擾晒啲街坊，請過去飲杯薄酒啦。

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咳咳咳咳咳，嗯我呢個伯爺公誒都未曾送啲禮過去畀都頭，乜做乜嘢又請埋我飲酒啊吓？哈哈嗯嗯。

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不成敬意，一於請過嚟啦。

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於是張公又畀武松掹埋過嚟，請佢喺姚文卿旁邊坐落。

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有啲人就會問喇：喂，乜武松請咗一個返嚟又行咗出去請第二個吖，噉嗰啲嚟先嘅冇腳㗎，趁武松行開乜仲唔走人㗎？

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所以呢你哋都唔記得晒喇，武松就派咗兩個土兵，前後門都看到實㗎嘛，入咗嚟仲出得去咩？

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好喇，而家講下武松請到四家鄰舍，連埋王婆、潘金蓮就總共六個人。

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佢自己呢，擔張橋凳坐喺橫頭便，跟住就叫土兵將前後門都閂實。