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楊志同曹正呀真係不打不成相識，哈打咗一輪交，仲做咗朋友添。

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曹正啊請楊志再返去佢間酒店，入到裏便坐落，就嗌佢老婆同舅仔都嚟拜見過楊志。

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一面呢，又再擺過酒嚟招待佢。

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喺飲酒嘅時候，曹正問楊志為咩事會嚟到呢處啊噉。

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楊志呢，就將自己做制使失落咗花石綱，同埋而家又失咗梁中書嘅生辰綱呢啲事情啊，從頭到尾講晒畀曹正聽。

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曹正就話：既然係噉，制使不如就喺小人嘅屋企住住先，以後再商量啦。

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好感激你嘅厚意，就係怕官府追捕到嚟，呢度唔逗留得啊。

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噉制使你想去邊度呢？

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我，我想去梁山泊，搵你嘅師父林教頭。

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以前，我喺嗰度經過，撞啱佢落山同我交過手。

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王倫睇見我哋兩個一樣咁好本事，就請咗上去山寨見面，所以我噉先至認得你嘅師父林沖唧。

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當初，王倫苦苦要留我喺度，嗰陣時我唔肯落草，到而家自己塊面上面又多咗兩行金印嘞，噉先至去投奔佢，哎就好冇癮。

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所以我仲係躊躇緊，進退兩難。

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係啊，制使你諗得到。

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小人亦都聽人哋傳說過喇，話王倫嗰個傢伙呀，心地好狹隘，唔容得人嘅噉話。

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聽聞我個師父林教頭上山嗰陣呀，受盡佢幾多氣啊。

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啊不如噉啦，離開呢度冇幾遠，就係青州嘅地面嘞，有一座山叫做二龍山。

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山上面有一間寺叫做寶珠寺。

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呢座山呢，包含呢間寺嘅，只係得一條路上去嘅啫。

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而家間寺裏便嘅住持還咗俗，留返頭髮，留低落嚟嗰啲和尚呢都跟埋佢噉樣。

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聽聞佢聚集咗四五百人，打家劫舍。

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做頭嗰個人叫做金眼虎鄧龍。

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制使你如果係有心落草咯，就去二龍山入夥就可以安身啦。

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係喎，既然有個咁好嘅地方，去搶咗佢嚟安身立命，豈唔係好？

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當晚，楊志就喺曹正屋企住咗一夜。

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第二日，佢借咗啲錢，攞起朴刀，同曹正分別咗就邁開腳步去二龍山嘞。

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行咗一日，到挨晚嘅時候就望見前面有一座高山。

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楊志諗：就喺樹林裏便休息一晚先，聽日先至上山。

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佢入到去樹林，咦？嚇咗佢一跳，咩嘢呢？

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原來見到有個又肥又大嘅和尚，除光晒衣服，背脊上便刺住花獸嘅，坐喺樹頭唞涼喎。

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嗰個和尚見到楊志行到入嚟，喺樹頭揦起支禪杖跳起身大聲噉話：

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喂，你個衰公，喺邊度嚟㗎？

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楊志聽見佢把聲就諗：哦？呵呵，原來係個關西和尚唄，鄉里嚟喎，問佢一聲至得。

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喂，你係邊度嚟嘅和尚啊？

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點知嗰個和尚理都唔理佢，舞住支禪杖就打過嚟。

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吖豈有此理你呢個光頭佬咁無禮啊，好，將你嚟出下氣至得。

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於是楊志就舞起手上嗰把朴刀，同呢個和尚打過。

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兩個人，就喺樹林裏便打起上嚟，鬥咗四五十個回合，不分勝敗。

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嗰個和尚賣個破綻，啪聲跳出圈外，佢話喇：暫停！

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兩個人都收咗手。

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楊志個心暗暗喝彩：哈呢個和尚吖，邊度嚟嘅呢吓真好本事！我先至話啱啱打得過佢啫。

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嗰個和尚話喇：喂，青面佬，你係咩嘢人啊？

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我就係東京制使楊志。

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係唔係喺東京賣刀，殺咗爛仔牛二嗰個啊？

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你唔見我面上面刺嘅金印咩？

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哈哈，想唔到喺呢度同你見面呀。

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師兄，你係邊位？點解知道我賣刀呢？

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我就係延安府，老種經略相公，帳前軍官魯提轄。

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為因我三拳打死咗鎮關西，去咗五台山，削發為僧。

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人哋見我背脊上面刺咗花嘅，都叫我做花和尚魯智深。

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哈哈哈哈哈哈哈，我哋原來係鄉里嚟，我喺江湖上時時都聽聞師兄嘅大名㗎喇。

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我聽講，話師兄喺大相國寺掛單，點解而家又走到嚟呢度呢？

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係，一言難盡喇。

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嗰陣時，我喺大相國寺管菜園，遇啱嗰個豹子頭林沖，畀高太尉陷害佢，想攞佢條命。

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我啊路見不平，一直將佢送到去滄州，救咗佢一命。

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點知嗰兩個押解差人，返到去東京又講畀高俅聽。

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話佢哋啱啱想喺野豬林殺咗林沖，就畀大相國寺魯智深救咗，嗰個和尚，又一直送到去滄州，因此就害佢唔成噉。

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嗰個衰神就嬲死我啦，吩咐大相國寺嘅長老，唔准我喺度掛單，又派人嚟捉我喎。

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好在我得到一班地踎通風報信，如果唔係呀就領晒嘢喇。

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我嬲起上嚟，一把火燒咗菜園嗰間舊官署，趯咗出嚟，喺江湖上流落，東又唔着，西又唔着。

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有一日，我經過孟州十字坡，嘿！爭啲畀嗰間酒店嘅女人呀害咗我條命，佢用蒙汗藥，將我麻醉咗。

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好彩個老公返到嚟，見到我噉嘅樣，又見到我支禪杖同戒刀，吃咗一驚，即刻用啲解藥嚟救返醒我。

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問起我個名，就留我喺佢嗰度住咗幾日，仲同我結拜做咗兄弟添。

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佢哋兩公婆呀，亦都係江湖上有名嘅好漢嚟㗎。

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嗰個男人，叫做菜園子張青，佢老婆，叫做母夜叉孫二娘，兩個都認真講義氣嘅。

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我喺佢嗰度住咗四五日，打聽到呢度嘅二龍山寶珠寺可以安身，我就特登走到嚟想話投奔佢鄧龍入夥啦。

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豈有此理吖，誒嗰個傢伙唔肯收留我，同我打起上嚟，哈又唔夠我打喎，噉就將山下三座關口冚𠾴唥閂到實一實。

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嗰處只係得一條路上得去嘅啫，嗰個衰公由得你點鬧都好，死都唔肯落嚟同你打過。

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氣到我呀，而家喺度冇晒修，想唔到喺呢度就遇到大哥你嘞。

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楊志聽咗好高興，兩個人互相拜咗幾拜，就喺樹林裏便過咗一晚。

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楊志將賣刀殺死牛二同埋押解生辰綱，又失陷咗等等嘅經過，都詳詳細細噉，講咗畀魯智深聽。

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佢又話係曹正指點佢嚟二龍山嘅。

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楊志就話喇：

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噉而家，鄧龍既然閂死咗啲關口，我哋就無謂喺呢度啦。

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點先等得佢落山呢？不如去曹正屋企商量下先呢。

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第二日，佢哋兩個趕住行返去曹正間酒店。

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楊志介紹魯智深同佢相識，曹正就連忙擺酒款待，一齊嚟商量打二龍山嘅事。

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曹正話：如果佢真係閂死晒啲關口，咪講話你哋兩位啦，就算係有一萬兵馬，都唔上得去㗎。

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照噉睇呀，只能智取不可力求啊。

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魯智深就話：最衰就係嗰個嘢㗎喇，我初初去投奔佢嘅時候，佢冇請我上山，只係喺關口外便相見唧。

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因為唔肯留我，我就同佢打起上嚟啦。

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嗰個嘢嘅小肚畀我一腳踢到正，將佢成個踢低咗。

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我正話想上去攞佢條命，不過佢啲人多就畀佢哋救咗上山，就閂實咗啲關口任得你點鬧佢，就硬係唔肯落嚟打。

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楊志話：既然嗰處咁好，我同你幾大都要畀足心機去打。

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嘿！就係冇辦法上得去，奈佢唔何呢！

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曹正就話：小人有一條計仔，唔知兩位話好唔好唧？

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楊志話：你講嚟聽下。

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嗱，小人呢，就將呢位師父嘅禪杖、戒刀都攞住，叫小人個舅仔帶六個夥記，將師父送到去山腳用條繩綁住師父，小人會打活裂嘅。

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制使呢，亦都要換過裝束，打扮成呢處附近村莊啲莊客噉樣又同埋一齊去。

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去到山腳我哋就嗌：

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話我哋呢，係喺附近開酒店嘅，呢個和尚，嚟我哋間酒店飲酒，飲到大醉又唔肯畀錢，仲講咩嘢要去班馬嚟打你個山寨啊。

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我哋聽到之後，就趁佢飲醉咗酒，就將佢綁起嚟，獻畀大王啊噉。

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嗰個傢伙聽我哋噉樣講，就實放我哋上山㗎嘛。

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我哋入到去佢嘅山寨裏便呢，一見到鄧龍，就將綁師父嗰個活裂一掹掹開佢，小人就即刻將禪杖交畀師父。

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到其時，你哋兩位好漢一齊上，嗰個傢伙呀仲走得去邊處吖！

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嗱，如果殺死咗嗰個嘢，其他嗰啲人就唔敢話唔服㗎喇。

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呢條計仔你哋兩位話點吖？

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魯智深同楊志一齊話：好計啊！妙哉，妙哉啊！

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當晚，大家飲咗一餐酒，又準備咗一啲喺路上食嘅乾糧。

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第日五更就起身，大家都食飽咗早飯。

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魯智深將啲行李包裹都擠咗喺曹正屋企嚟。

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噉當日啊，楊志、魯智深、曹正，帶住舅仔同六七個莊客，就去二龍山咯喎。

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行到下午，嚟到嗰座樹林嘞。

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入到去樹林除咗衣服，將魯智深用繩綁起嚟打咗個活結，就叫兩個莊客緊緊噉揸住條繩頭。

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楊志帶住一頂遮日頭嘅草笠，着返一件爛布衫，倒提住把朴刀，扮成個鄉下人噉。

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曹正呢，就揸住魯智深嘅禪杖。

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其他嘅人都帶住槍棒，前前後後噉圍實。

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好喇，嚟到山腳喇，睇下嗰個關口呀，都擺住晒強弩硬弓灰瓶炮石嘅。

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嗰啲小嘍啰喺關口上便，睇見綁咗嗰個和尚嚟唄就飛咁快趯上去山報告咯喎。

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冇幾耐，有兩個小頭目上去關上面問喇：

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喂！你哋係邊度人啊？嚟我哋呢度做咩嘢事啊？喺邊度捉到呢個和尚㗎吓？

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曹正就回答佢話喇：

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我哋都係山腳附近村莊嘅，開咗一間小酒店。

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呢個肥和尚呀，周時都嚟我哋間店飲酒嘅，飲到酩酊大醉又唔肯畀錢喎。

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佢話要去梁山泊，叫千零個人嚟打落呢座二龍山，連你哋呢處附近嘅村莊都搶清光噉話。

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所以小人就用啲好酒嚟請佢飲，灌醉咗佢，用條繩就將佢綁住，拉到呢度獻畀大王，表明下我哋村莊對大王孝順之心，亦除咗我哋村莊嘅後患啊。

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兩個小頭目聽咗呢番說話，歡天喜地噉講：

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好極喇！你哋大家喺度等陣先吓。

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兩個小頭目，即刻上山去報告畀鄧龍知，話捉到嗰個肥和尚喇噉。

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鄧龍聽到就高興到不得了，佢大叫話：

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拉佢上嚟拉佢上嚟，我要劏咗佢，攞咗呢個嘢嘅心肝嚟送酒，報仇雪恨啊！

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小嘍啰得咗佢嘅命令，就將關隘啲門打開，叫話將魯智深拉上嚟咯噃。

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楊志同曹正緊緊噉押住魯智深上山。

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睇下嗰三座關，嘿呀，確係非常險峻㗎。

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嗱，嗰座山呢，喺兩便環繞過嚟，包住呢座寶珠寺。

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山峰啊非常之雄壯，中間，只係有一條路上關嘅啫。

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有三座關隘，重重都擺住擂木炮石，硬弩強弓，啲苦竹槍呀，密密噉插住晒。

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過咗呢三座關閘，就嚟到寶珠寺嘞。

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呢間寺有三座殿門嘅，前便，有一笪鏡面噉嘅平地，周圍都係木柵欄圍住好似城牆噉。

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有幾個小嘍啰企喺山門下便，見到綁咗魯智深嚟喇，都指手畫腳噉鬧：

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你呢個禿驢吖，打傷咗我哋大王，嘿嘿，今日都會畀人捉住啊呢。

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好啊，慢慢噉一件件割咗你。

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魯智深聽咗呀，喺個肚處咕咕聲咁偷笑：嘿嘿都唔知邊個割邊個啫。

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佢忍住先，唔出聲。

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押到入去佛殿，原來間殿裏頭將啲佛像都搬走晒，中間就放住一張虎皮交椅；

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成班小嘍啰攞住槍棒，企住喺兩便嚟。

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冇幾耐，只見兩個小嘍啰就扶住鄧龍出嚟嘞，佢坐喺張虎皮交椅度。

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曹正、楊志呢，就緊緊噉傍住魯智深行到台階下便。

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鄧龍話喇：哈哈你呢個禿驢，前日踢低我，踢傷我個小肚，到而家都仲未曾消腫啊。

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估唔到今日都會有見我嘅時候呢。

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話口未完，魯智深將對眼一瞪，大喝一聲話你衰公咪走！

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兩個莊客，將條繩頭一掹，掹甩咗個活結，即刻就鬆咗繩。

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魯智深喺曹正嘅手上接過支禪杖，呼呼聲就舞起上嚟。

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楊志掉咗件草笠，提起把朴刀。

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曹正就舞起條棍。

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嗰班莊客一齊逳手打上去咯喎。

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鄧龍急急想話掙扎啦，嘿嚟唔切咯，畀魯智深當頭一禪杖㩧過去，將個頭殼呀劈開成兩邊，連交椅都打爛埋。

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佢手下嗰啲嘍啰，畀楊志幾刀就斬低咗四五個咯。

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曹正就大叫話：都嚟投降！如果唔聽嘅冚𠾴唥處死！

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哎呀，寺前寺後五六百個小嘍啰同幾個小頭目，嚇到傻晒，就只有投降啦。

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跟住，就叫人將鄧龍佢哋幾個嘅屍首，抬去後山焚化咗。

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一便，又去查點倉庫，整頓房屋，再去睇下間寺後便有幾多物件，然後先至開飯食。

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從此呢，魯智深同楊志做咗山寨之主，噉啊照例擺酒慶賀啦。

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啲小嘍啰呀全部歸降，仍然設幾個小頭目嚟到率領。

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曹正辭別咗兩位好漢，帶住幾個莊客就落山返去屋企，呢啲呢就唔講住喇。

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而家又講返押運生辰綱嗰個老都管同埋嗰班廂禁軍啊，一路搏命咁行就趕返去北京。

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返到去梁中書府，一直就入到大廳，齊齊跪低請罪嘞。

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梁中書就唔知東班㗎就話：

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吓你哋一路辛苦喇，難為咗你哋咯。

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誒，楊提轄呢？喺邊度嚟啊？

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相公呀，唔好提佢喇，呢個嘢呀，係個大膽忘恩嘅賊啊！

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自從離開呢度十幾日之後，有一日，行到去黃泥岡，個天熱得好厲害，就喺嗰個樹林裏便休息啦。

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點知楊志同七個賊佬打籠通，叫佢哋扮成賣紅棗嘅客商，預先就推咗七架雞公車，喺樹林裏便等住嘞。

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又叫一個男人，擔住一擔酒上嚟山岡。

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我哋當時呀買咗佢啲酒飲，嗯畀嗰個嘢，用蒙汗藥麻醉晒又用繩嚟將我哋綁實。

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噉楊志同嗰七個賊佬呢，就將生辰綱珠寶同啲行李，冚𠾴唥裝咗上啲雞公車劫走晒。

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小人已經去咗當地濟州府報咗案，留低兩個虞候喺度聽候消息。

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小人等就星夜趕返嚟報告畀恩相知啊。

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梁中書聽咗啊大吃一驚：

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你呢個賊配軍吖，你係個犯咗罪嘅監犯啊，我一力抬舉你成人，吓，居然你做出啲咁忘恩負義嘅事。

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哼！我如果捉到你呢，就要將你碎屍萬段！

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梁中書即刻叫個書吏嚟，寫咗封文書，派人星夜送去濟州。

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又寫咗封家信，亦都派人漏夜送去東京就報畀太師知道。

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去到東京見到太師，呈上咗嗰封信。

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蔡太師打開嚟一睇誒呀大吃一驚。

176
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嘩嗨！呢班賊佬，膽大包天啊！

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舊年，將我女婿送嚟嘅禮物打劫咗去，到而家都仲未曾破獲，今年又嚟打劫，噉仲得了嘅！

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蔡太師就當堂簽署咗一封公文，派一個府幹，親自帶去濟州，命令府尹要立即破案捉拿呢一班賊人等住回報。

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而家講下嗰個濟州府尹，佢自從收到咗北京大名府留守司梁中書嘅公事，日日都商量唔掂。

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正喺度愁悶緊，呢一日，門吏嚟報告話：東京太師府派咗個府幹嚟到，話有緊急公文要見相公喎。

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哎呀，呵呵呵弊喇，誒實係生辰綱嘅事喇。

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府尹即刻升堂，同府幹見咗面就話喇：

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誒呢件事呢，下官已經收咗梁府虞候送嚟嘅狀，誒又已經派咗緝捕人員去查㗎喇，之到而家仲未有蹤跡。

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前幾日，留守司又派人送公事嚟，下官即刻加派兵馬同緝捕觀察，限期限刻要佢哋破案，不過誒呵呵，誒仲未曾破獲。

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誒誒，誒如果一有啲乜嘢動靜消息咯，下官一定親自去相府報告。

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小人係太師嘅心腹，而家奉咗太師嘅命令，嚟呢度要嗰班賊人。

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臨行嘅時候太師親自吩咐，叫小人嚟到濟州就住喺州衙門，等住相公要捉拿呢七個賣紅棗嘅，同埋嗰個賣酒嘅，仲有嗰個在逃軍官楊志啊總共九個賊人嘅正身。

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限期十日之內要全部捉到，派人押解去東京。

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如果，十日仲捉唔到呢一班賊，噉就少不免要請相公你，哈哈，去沙門島行一趟先嘞。

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到嗰陣時，小人亦好難返去太師府咯，為因條命都唔知道會點啊。

191
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相公如果唔信，就請相公睇下太師呢張命令啦。

192
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個府幹話如果拉唔到班賊就要請府尹去沙門島行一趟，沙門島喺邊處嚟嘅呢？

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沙門島啊，係喺山東蓬萊西北便，大海中間一個小島。

194
00:23:01,515 --> 00:23:08,180
喺宋朝嘅時候呀，係一個非常非常荒涼偏僻嘅地方嚟聽到都怕。

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府尹聽個府幹講完，又睇咗太師嘅命令哎慌到揗揗震，即刻就嗌啲緝捕人員嚟嘞。

196
00:23:18,367 --> 00:23:23,202
只見台階下便有個人敬咗個禮，應咗一聲，企喺門簾前便。

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00:23:23,586 --> 00:23:26,718
府尹就話喇：你係邊個啊？

198
00:23:28,158 --> 00:23:31,253
小人係三都緝捕使臣何濤。

199
00:23:33,115 --> 00:23:38,927
喺黃泥岡劫咗去嗰啲生辰綱，呢件案係唔係你管㗎？

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係，小人自從領咗呢一件公事，日夜都唔敢瞓覺，派咗眼明手快嘅差人，去黃泥岡一帶搜查追捕；

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雖然受過幾次責罰，到而家仲未見蹤跡。

202
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並非小人有意怠慢，實在係出於無奈啫。

203
00:23:59,831 --> 00:24:03,509
混帳！上不緊則下慢。

204
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我自從進士出身，一路做官做到呢處一郡諸侯，非同容易啊。

205
00:24:13,421 --> 00:24:20,357
而家東京太師府派咗一位府幹嚟到呢度，帶嚟太師嘅命令。

206
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限十日之內要捕獲各賊正身，全部解去東京。

207
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如果誤咗期限，我唔淨止要罷官，仲要拉去沙門島行一趟㗎。

208
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哼！你係個緝捕使臣，你唔用心盡力，實係累死我啫。

209
00:24:42,628 --> 00:24:49,152
我先將你呢個傢伙，迭配去遠惡軍州，連雁都飛唔到咁遠嘅地方至得！

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跟住，就叫咗個文筆匠嚟，當堂喺何濤塊面處，刺咗迭配乜乜州噉三個字，州名嗰度呢係空住嘅。

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00:25:01,094 --> 00:25:09,706
府尹話喇：何濤，你如果捉唔到呢班賊，我就判你重罪決不饒恕。

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00:25:11,741 --> 00:25:23,546
好喇，何濤領咗命令，出咗大堂，返到去使臣房，會集埋嗰班差人就嚟到間機密房裏便，商量公事咯喎。

213
00:25:24,508 --> 00:25:34,116
嗰班差人，你望我我望你，好似箭穿雁嘴就鉤搭魚鰓，聲都唔聲下。

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00:25:34,677 --> 00:25:42,134
何濤就話喇：你哋呢班人吖，平時都喺呢度搵錢，啊。

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00:25:42,734 --> 00:25:46,305
到而家呢單嘢難啃喇，就冇個開聲。

216
00:25:47,133 --> 00:25:52,456
喂，你哋大家都要可憐下我塊面上刺嗰啲字至得㗎。

217
00:25:53,863 --> 00:26:02,516
嗰啲人就話喇：唉觀察呀，唉，人非草木，小人等點會話唔明白呢？

218
00:26:03,379 --> 00:26:10,268
呢班賣紅棗嘅客商呀，實係外地唔知邊處深山曠野啲賊佬嚟。

219
00:26:10,851 --> 00:26:17,786
劫咗啲珠寶，而家都怕返去自己嘅山寨快活緊喇，仲捉得到嘅咩？

220
00:26:18,363 --> 00:26:22,769
就算係知道咗，亦都係望下㗎啫。

221
00:26:24,346 --> 00:26:36,010
呢班差人未講呢番說話之前呢，何濤個心不過只有五分煩悶唧，一聽咗呀，嘿嘿，又加多五分煩惱添。

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佢返到屋企黑起塊面，愁愁悶悶。

223
00:26:41,616 --> 00:26:46,524
佢老婆就問嘞：丈夫，你今日點解噉樣㗎？

224
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唉你都唔知，前個幾日，府尹要我去破一個案。

225
00:26:56,354 --> 00:27:09,499
為因喺黃泥岡嗰度有一班賊，打劫咗梁中書送畀佢外父蔡太師賀壽嘅金珠寶貝，總共十一擔，都唔知係畀啲乜嘢人打劫咗去。

226
00:27:11,519 --> 00:27:14,957
我自從領咗呢件公事到而家都仲未曾破獲。

227
00:27:16,029 --> 00:27:24,364
今日去衙門轉限啦，點知太師府又派咗個府幹嚟，等住要捉呢班賊佬解去東京喎。

228
00:27:25,551 --> 00:27:30,804
府尹問我啲賊佬嘅消息，我回覆話啦未有線索啊未曾破獲啊噉。

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府尹就喺我塊面處，呢你睇吖你睇吖，刺咗迭配乜乜州噉幾個字，就係爭未曾填去邊處個啫。

230
00:27:39,296 --> 00:27:41,750
唉睇嚟呢勻實冇命咯。

231
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哎呀，哎呀，噉點算好啊？噉點得了呢？

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何濤兩公婆正喺度講緊，佢個細佬何清嚟探佢大佬嘞。

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00:27:56,794 --> 00:28:02,917
呢個何清嚟到呀，嚱，講一件緊要嘅事情出嚟，不得了！