1
00:00:00,823 --> 00:00:09,526
西門慶行走咗冇幾耐，哈打咗個轉又返轉頭，行返入王婆間茶坊裏便搵個位坐落。

2
00:00:10,735 --> 00:00:17,607
王婆笑佢話喇：大官人呀，先頭行個禮真係深啊嘻！

3
00:00:18,557 --> 00:00:28,565
嚱嚱嚱嚱嚱，誒契娘呀，你過嚟，我問下你，喂，隔籬嗰個女，係乜水嘅老婆啊吓？

4
00:00:29,535 --> 00:00:36,154
你問佢呀，佢係閻羅王嘅親妹五道將軍嘅女，你問佢乜嘢事吖？

5
00:00:37,029 --> 00:00:40,122
我係同你講正經㗎，咪開玩笑嘞。

6
00:00:41,171 --> 00:00:48,684
乜大官人唔識佢咩？佢老公就係日日喺縣衙門前便賣熟食嘅啫嘛。

7
00:00:50,118 --> 00:00:53,277
莫非佢係賣鬆糕嗰個徐老三個老婆？

8
00:00:53,705 --> 00:00:57,842
唔係，如果係佢咯，噉就正好係一對啦。

9
00:00:58,302 --> 00:00:59,924
大官人你再估下吖嗱。

10
00:01:01,644 --> 00:01:05,639
噉，係唔係賣雲吞嗰個李二嘅老婆呢？

11
00:01:06,232 --> 00:01:10,646
唔係，如果係李二亦倒是係一雙咯。

12
00:01:12,492 --> 00:01:15,237
噉唔通係荒唐鏡陸小乙個老婆？

13
00:01:15,560 --> 00:01:20,599
嘻嘻嘻嘻，唔係，如果係佢，噉亦係好登對吖。

14
00:01:20,976 --> 00:01:22,929
大官人你再估下添啦。

15
00:01:23,835 --> 00:01:26,000
契娘，我實在估唔到喇。

16
00:01:26,652 --> 00:01:31,150
嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻，我講出嚟呀，實笑死你大官人啊。

17
00:01:31,503 --> 00:01:37,196
佢個老公，就係上街賣燒餅嗰個武大郎。

18
00:01:37,526 --> 00:01:41,301
哎呀，真係笑到西門慶呀，氣都咳。

19
00:01:41,804 --> 00:01:50,222
佢𨂽住腳話：係唔係，嘿嘿，係唔係人哋叫佢做三寸丁、谷樹皮嗰個武大郎啊？

20
00:01:50,815 --> 00:01:52,472
唔係就係佢咯。

21
00:01:53,691 --> 00:02:00,929
哎，乜噉㗎，咁靚一嚿羊肉，點解落喺個狗嘴裏頭㗎？

22
00:02:02,054 --> 00:02:04,218
就係噉先至唔𪐀更。

23
00:02:04,481 --> 00:02:11,757
自古有話：駿馬卻馱癡漢走，美妻常伴拙夫眠。

24
00:02:12,076 --> 00:02:15,714
個月下老人呀，偏偏係噉樣配合嘅。

25
00:02:17,489 --> 00:02:25,451
誒，誒，啊啊，阿契娘呀，我，我爭你幾多茶錢啊吓？吓？

26
00:02:26,187 --> 00:02:32,129
哦，冇幾多啫，由得佢先啦，慢慢先至計都唔遲。

27
00:02:32,738 --> 00:02:33,830
誒，誒，係。

28
00:02:34,647 --> 00:02:39,807
嗯，啊係喇，契娘呀，你個仔跟咗邊個出門啊吓？

29
00:02:40,694 --> 00:02:42,275
都唔知佢咁多咯。

30
00:02:42,740 --> 00:02:52,320
好似話，跟咗一個做生意嘅，去咗淮河嗰便喎，到而家都仲未返嚟，唔知佢生定死啊嗰個衰仔。

31
00:02:53,573 --> 00:02:55,708
乜你唔叫佢跟我呢吓契娘？

32
00:02:56,235 --> 00:03:01,760
哎呀如果得大官人抬舉佢，噉就十分之好咯。

33
00:03:02,751 --> 00:03:06,839
等佢返嚟我哋再商量下啦，冇問題嘅。

34
00:03:07,927 --> 00:03:11,915
又傾咗幾句閒偈，西門慶就起身走人嘞。

35
00:03:13,453 --> 00:03:24,955
約莫過咗兩個時辰，西門慶又摸返嚟王婆間茶坊，喺近門口處搵個位坐低，就對實武大郎屋企門口。

36
00:03:25,862 --> 00:03:33,267
坐落無耐，王婆出嚟招呼佢話：大官人，飲碗梅湯呢。

37
00:03:33,922 --> 00:03:36,797
誒好啊，好啊，誒要酸啲嘅。

38
00:03:37,888 --> 00:03:41,859
王婆整咗碗梅湯就雙手捧住嚟遞畀西門慶。

39
00:03:42,745 --> 00:03:49,402
西門慶慢慢噉飲，飲完咯，放低隻碗喺枱處，佢問王婆話：

40
00:03:50,487 --> 00:03:54,805
契娘，你啲梅湯真係好，屋企仲有幾多啊吓？

41
00:03:55,622 --> 00:04:01,174
嘻嘻嘻嘻，我做咗一世媒人，邊度有話攞返個喺屋企嚟㗎。

42
00:04:01,749 --> 00:04:06,156
我問你梅湯你就講做媒人，差天共地嘞。

43
00:04:07,805 --> 00:04:13,351
我聽見大官人話媒人做得好啊噉，直估話要我做媒人啊。

44
00:04:14,858 --> 00:04:26,545
係喇契娘，你既然做開喇，亦都同我做個媒人呢，幫我講返頭好親事，我重重噉酬謝你吖。

45
00:04:27,151 --> 00:04:38,051
哎呀，咪喇大官人，你府上嗰位大少奶知道咗呀，哼，我呢個伯爺婆雖然話面皮厚啫，都唔禁佢摑㗎嘛。

46
00:04:39,100 --> 00:04:44,033
我嗰位大少奶，最好相與㗎喇，好容得人嘅。

47
00:04:44,650 --> 00:04:50,113
而家我都攞咗幾個妾侍喺屋企嚟啊，之冇個鐘我意㗎咋嘛。

48
00:04:50,392 --> 00:04:54,499
契娘呀，如果有好嘅，幫我做主搵返個吖。

49
00:04:55,042 --> 00:04:58,447
就算係返頭嫁都唔緊要㗎，鐘我意就得㗎喇。

50
00:04:59,218 --> 00:05:09,053
噉呀，啊，前日我見到有一個真係唔錯㗎，不過就怕大官人唔要唧。

51
00:05:09,656 --> 00:05:14,656
如果真係好嘅，你同我講成佢，我我，我會酬謝你嘅。

52
00:05:16,027 --> 00:05:21,850
佢呀生得認真係十二分標青啊，就係年紀大咗啲。

53
00:05:22,109 --> 00:05:25,621
誒，誒爭一兩歲亦唔緊要㗎，啊幾多歲啊？

54
00:05:26,964 --> 00:05:34,208
嗰個娘子，係戊寅年生屬虎嘅，過咗年啱啱九十三歲。

55
00:05:34,568 --> 00:05:39,340
哈哈哈哈哈，睇下你個顛婆，冇釐正經，哈哈哈哈哈。

56
00:05:40,075 --> 00:05:43,071
西門慶笑咗一輪，起身走人嘞。

57
00:05:44,264 --> 00:05:52,746
到咗挨晚，王婆點着眼燈，正話要上鋪閂門嘅時候，吖西門慶又趷返嚟咯喎。

58
00:05:53,359 --> 00:06:02,789
一嚟到，又去返門簾底下嗰個位坐，一味眼甘甘噉，對住武大郎屋企嘅門口猛咁望。

59
00:06:03,776 --> 00:06:09,654
王婆話喇：大官人啊，飲碗和合湯呢呢次好嘛？

60
00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:14,398
誒最好啦，啊最好啦，阿契娘啊，唔該落甜啲吓。

61
00:06:15,722 --> 00:06:18,857
王婆整咗碗和合湯遞畀西門慶飲。

62
00:06:19,705 --> 00:06:24,165
西門慶就噉坐咗一晚，夜喇，佢企起身話：

63
00:06:24,694 --> 00:06:27,882
阿契娘記住數先，第日一齊畀啦。

64
00:06:28,557 --> 00:06:34,102
得喇，早唞喇大官人，聽朝請早啲嚟幫襯喇。

65
00:06:35,071 --> 00:06:36,923
西門慶笑下就走人。

66
00:06:39,054 --> 00:06:40,521
當晚無事啦。

67
00:06:41,418 --> 00:06:52,388
第日一早，王婆啱啱先至話開門，吖睇下門口外便，只見西門慶又喺門前兩頭來回咁逛咯喎。

68
00:06:53,261 --> 00:07:05,220
王婆個心諗：呢個友仔，睺得咁緊啊吓，等我將啲蜜糖抹落佢個鼻哥處，等佢聞得到舐唔到至得。

69
00:07:05,662 --> 00:07:13,004
你個衰鬼豆一味識得搵人着數，好，等老娘亦揸住啲你嘅把柄啦。

70
00:07:14,104 --> 00:07:19,109
呢個開茶坊嘅王婆呀，嘿嘿，亦唔係個好嘢嚟嘅。

71
00:07:20,152 --> 00:07:24,492
王婆開咗門，正喺度透炭爐，洗茶煲。

72
00:07:25,302 --> 00:07:34,295
嗰個西門慶喺外便轉咗幾轉，一下就行入嚟茶坊坐低，向住武大郎門前嗰道門簾猛咁望。

73
00:07:35,616 --> 00:07:41,969
王婆硬係當作冇睇見啊，一味喺裏頭撥風爐，冇出嚟問佢飲乜嘢。

74
00:07:42,483 --> 00:07:47,662
西門慶就嗌喇：契娘，契娘啊，沖兩杯茶嚟啦。

75
00:07:48,490 --> 00:07:55,752
哦？大官人嚟咗呀？哎呀大官人，呢幾日好少見喎，請坐啦。

76
00:07:57,108 --> 00:08:01,686
王婆就蓉蓉噉沖咗兩盞薑茶，捧出嚟放喺枱處。

77
00:08:02,742 --> 00:08:05,114
契娘，你嚟陪我飲下茶喇。

78
00:08:05,563 --> 00:08:09,325
嘻嘻嘻嘻，我又唔係你個契家婆，嘻嘻嘻嘻。

79
00:08:09,683 --> 00:08:15,019
哈哈哈哈哈，係喇，契娘啊，誒隔籬賣咩嘢㗎吓？

80
00:08:16,312 --> 00:08:22,977
佢屋企呀，係賣明火乾煎滾熱辣鬆化麻蓉辣子酥嘅。

81
00:08:23,799 --> 00:08:27,632
哈哈哈哈，你呢個伯爺婆，真係發噏風。

82
00:08:28,219 --> 00:08:33,104
我唔係發噏風，佢屋企係有個親老公啫。

83
00:08:33,764 --> 00:08:36,075
契娘，我同你講正經。

84
00:08:36,799 --> 00:08:45,741
聽講佢屋企整嗰啲燒餅好靚噉話，我想叫佢同我整三五十個，唔知佢喺屋企呢定出咗去呢嚱？

85
00:08:46,573 --> 00:08:57,145
哦，大官人想買燒餅咋嘛，嗱，等陣間等佢上街賣嘢返嚟同佢買咪得咯，使乜上門上戶嘅啫？

86
00:08:57,757 --> 00:09:00,555
哦，哦，誒呵呵呵，噉又係喎嚱。

87
00:09:01,424 --> 00:09:06,650
西門慶飲咗茶坐咗一陣就企起身話：契娘呀，記住數先啦。

88
00:09:07,390 --> 00:09:13,000
得喇，老娘啲賬呀，記到實一實㗎。

89
00:09:13,761 --> 00:09:15,754
西門慶笑下就走人嘞。

90
00:09:16,913 --> 00:09:29,213
過咗一陣，王婆正喺茶坊裏頭張羅緊，一眼就睇見西門慶，喺門口經過就去咗東頭便，望咗一望；

91
00:09:29,589 --> 00:09:33,080
又行返過去西頭便，吖又睄咗一睄；

92
00:09:33,627 --> 00:09:37,957
如是者就行咗七八次，然後又走入嚟茶坊嘞。

93
00:09:38,560 --> 00:09:44,909
王婆話：大官人真係稀客喇，好耐冇見咯喎。

94
00:09:45,979 --> 00:09:51,883
西門慶笑起上嚟，佢喺身邊扲咗兩零白銀遞咗畀王婆。

95
00:09:52,927 --> 00:09:56,241
契娘啊，你收起佢當做茶錢先啦。

96
00:09:56,752 --> 00:09:58,971
哎呀，使乜咁多啊？

97
00:09:59,203 --> 00:10:00,820
收起佢先啦。

98
00:10:01,300 --> 00:10:02,956
噉多謝大官人咯喎。

99
00:10:03,932 --> 00:10:10,007
王婆個心暗暗高興嘞，佢諗：你呢條友仔當衰喇。

100
00:10:11,073 --> 00:10:13,868
王婆將啲銀收起嚟先，佢話：

101
00:10:15,221 --> 00:10:21,263
我睇大官人，實係有啲頸渴喇，飲返杯靚茶呢。

102
00:10:22,197 --> 00:10:25,429
契娘，點解你會估得中嘅吓？

103
00:10:26,748 --> 00:10:28,621
有乜嘢咁難估唧？

104
00:10:29,226 --> 00:10:36,186
自古話：入門休問榮枯事，觀着容顏便得知吖嘛。

105
00:10:36,403 --> 00:10:41,518
老娘呀，乜嘢古靈精怪嘅事都估得到。

106
00:10:42,416 --> 00:10:51,313
係唔係啊？嗱，我有一件心事，契娘你如果估得中呢，我輸五兩銀過你。

107
00:10:51,742 --> 00:10:58,121
嘻嘻，老娘連眉頭都唔使皺下，我一估就要估到你十足十喇。

108
00:10:58,465 --> 00:11:01,508
大官人，你哄隻耳仔過嚟啦。

109
00:11:02,602 --> 00:11:10,982
你呢兩日腳步咁緊，嚟得又頻踜，必定係掛住隔籬嗰個人。

110
00:11:11,474 --> 00:11:12,786
有冇估中啊？

111
00:11:13,579 --> 00:11:28,026
嘿嘿，嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿，誒契娘呀，你真係叻過神仙啊！嗱，我唔怕同你講啦契娘，唔知點解，自從尋日叉門簾嗰陣見咗佢一面，就好似收咗我三魂七魄噉。

112
00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:33,603
哎呀我就係冇埞埋手，誒唔知你有咩符弗冇呢嚱？

113
00:11:34,689 --> 00:11:43,606
王婆哈哈大笑話：老娘亦唔怕同大官人講啦，我喺呢度賣茶叫做鬼打更。

114
00:11:44,177 --> 00:11:54,449
三年前六月初三落雪嗰日，賣過一碗茶直到如今喇都未發市，專係靠做啲雜不掕過日嘅啫。

115
00:11:55,453 --> 00:11:59,748
西門慶就問喇：咩嘢叫雜不掕啊契娘？

116
00:12:00,646 --> 00:12:11,386
王婆就笑住話：老娘第一就係做媒人，又會做經紀，會接生又會落仔，會講風情，亦會扯皮條。

117
00:12:12,125 --> 00:12:18,835
契娘，你如果真係同我講成呢件事，我就送十兩銀畀你做棺材本嗱。

118
00:12:20,070 --> 00:12:30,802
大官人，我都恨同你講成佢啊不過，不過我睇有件事好惡搞嘅，都怕係解決唔了㗎噃。

119
00:12:31,262 --> 00:12:34,362
你講啦，你講，有咩嘢事咁惡搞啊？

120
00:12:35,499 --> 00:12:38,704
大官人，你唔好怪我直白講啦吓。

121
00:12:39,644 --> 00:12:48,373
但凡搵女人嘅嘢，你要落足功夫至得，十分功夫你使錢使到九分九釐都仲係唔成㗎。

122
00:12:49,078 --> 00:12:55,622
我啊知道你從來好孤寒嘅，唔肯立亂使錢嘅，噉就係呢件事惡搞唧。

123
00:12:56,296 --> 00:13:03,206
哎，我估乜嘢事喎，得得得，呢一點就容易醫到極啦，我聽你話咪得咯。

124
00:13:03,918 --> 00:13:12,526
嗱，如果大官人肯使錢嘅話，老娘有條計仔，能夠使大官人同個女會一會嘅。

125
00:13:12,923 --> 00:13:15,455
唔知大官人願唔願聽我講唧？

126
00:13:15,850 --> 00:13:20,402
嘿，唔理點都好，我都聽你講嘅，阿契娘，你有乜妙計啊？

127
00:13:21,419 --> 00:13:30,226
王婆笑起嚟話喇：嗯，今日都咁夜喇，你返去先啦，過得半年三個月先至再講啦。

128
00:13:31,049 --> 00:13:39,714
西門慶啪聲跪低話：哎契娘啊唔好撚我啦，唔該你，啊，幫下我手，幫下我手啦契娘。

129
00:13:40,981 --> 00:13:48,429
大官人你唔使慌，老娘呢條計呀，係個上着，十拿九穩。

130
00:13:48,967 --> 00:14:00,342
大官人，我而家就講你聽啦，呢個女呢，本來係清河縣大戶人家嘅妹仔嚟嘅，做得一手好針指。

131
00:14:01,201 --> 00:14:10,300
大官人，你去買一匹白綾，一匹藍紬一匹白絹，仲有十兩靚棉線添，都攞晒嚟畀我。

132
00:14:10,893 --> 00:14:24,799
我就過去佢屋企，同佢話：誒有個施主官人，畀咗一套送老衣料過我，想嚟借本通勝，請娘子幫我擇個好日，去請個裁縫嚟做啦噉。

133
00:14:25,679 --> 00:14:29,974
佢如果聽我噉講唔睬我，噉呢件事就𢰸啦。

134
00:14:31,581 --> 00:14:39,116
之如果佢話，我同你做啦噉，叫我唔使搵裁縫，噉就有一分光喇。

135
00:14:40,031 --> 00:14:42,308
跟住我就請佢嚟我屋企做。

136
00:14:42,954 --> 00:14:49,494
佢如果話，唔好喇，就喺我屋企做得喇，唔肯過嚟，呢件事就𢰸喇。

137
00:14:50,477 --> 00:14:55,763
佢如果歡天喜地噉話：好啊，我嚟做，即刻同你裁咗佢。

138
00:14:56,098 --> 00:14:58,080
噉就有兩分光咯噃。

139
00:14:58,833 --> 00:15:04,704
如果佢肯嚟我呢度做嘅話呢，噉我要整定啲酒菜點心請佢食㗎。

140
00:15:05,163 --> 00:15:07,486
第一日，你唔好嚟住。

141
00:15:07,875 --> 00:15:15,260
到第二日，佢如果話唔方便，一定要拎返去佢自己屋企做，呢件事就𢰸喇。

142
00:15:16,153 --> 00:15:21,103
如果佢仍然肯過嚟我屋企做呢，噉就有三分光㗎喇。

143
00:15:21,738 --> 00:15:24,251
不過呢一日，你仲係唔好嚟喎。

144
00:15:24,644 --> 00:15:27,797
誒，哎呀契娘呀，噉我幾時至嚟得㗎吓？

145
00:15:28,225 --> 00:15:30,972
你聽我講啦，使乜咁猴擒吖。

146
00:15:32,042 --> 00:15:41,757
嗱，到咗第三日中午咁上下，你嚟啦，要打扮得齊齊整整噉，嚟到喇，就咳一聲做個信號。

147
00:15:42,402 --> 00:15:46,566
噉你喺門口就話，乜咁多日唔見契娘啊噉。

148
00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:48,776
我就出嚟請你入房坐。

149
00:15:49,345 --> 00:15:54,683
如果佢一見你入嚟，即刻就起身扯，哎噉唔通我拉住佢咩？

150
00:15:54,933 --> 00:15:56,573
噉呢件事就𢰸㗎喇。

151
00:15:57,467 --> 00:16:02,607
如果佢見到你入嚟，佢都唔逳身，噉就有四分光咯喎。

152
00:16:03,365 --> 00:16:06,305
你入嚟坐落喇，我就同嗰個女話：

153
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:11,666
呢呢個就係畀衣料我嘅施主官人喇，真係多得佢啊噉。

154
00:16:12,001 --> 00:16:19,158
總之呢，我就猛咁誇獎大官人你嘅種種好處，你就要大讚佢個針指做得好。

155
00:16:20,258 --> 00:16:23,473
如果佢聲都唔聲下，呢件事就𢰸喇。

156
00:16:24,236 --> 00:16:28,079
佢如果開口嚟應我哋呢，噉就有五分光咯。

157
00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:39,344
噉嗰陣呢我就會話喇：難得呢位娘子親自逳手幫我做咋，真係多得晒你哋兩位施主咯，一個出錢一個出力。

158
00:16:39,606 --> 00:16:48,148
係喇，咪話我唔識客氣喇，難得呢位娘子喺呢度，官人你做個東，幫我請娘子飲返杯呢。

159
00:16:48,661 --> 00:16:52,002
噉你呢，就攞啲銀出嚟叫我去買嘢。

160
00:16:52,500 --> 00:16:56,820
如果佢企起身要扯呢，哎噉唔通我又掹實佢咩？

161
00:16:56,944 --> 00:16:58,619
噉呢件事呢就𢰸喇。

162
00:16:59,207 --> 00:17:02,510
之如果佢唔逳身呢，噉就有六分光喇。

163
00:17:03,299 --> 00:17:08,732
噉我攞咗啲銀啦，我去買嘢咯喎，臨行我就同佢話：

164
00:17:09,124 --> 00:17:12,303
唔該娘子陪住大官人坐一陣先啦吓噉。

165
00:17:12,965 --> 00:17:17,123
如果佢又起身要扯呢，唔通我監硬攔住佢咩？

166
00:17:17,550 --> 00:17:18,995
噉呢件事又𢰸喇。

167
00:17:19,585 --> 00:17:24,888
如果佢唔返扯呢，呢件事又妥咯，有七分光㗎喇。

168
00:17:25,031 --> 00:17:28,787
啊係啊係啊，冇錯冇錯，你快啲講埋落去啦，契娘。

169
00:17:29,545 --> 00:17:41,811
嗱，等我買咗嘢返嚟，擺咗喺張枱處，我就話：娘子呀，收起啲針線嚟飲兩杯先啦，難得呢位官人咁破費啊。

170
00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:47,856
如果佢唔肯同你同枱飲酒，行咗返去，呢件事又𢰸喇。

171
00:17:48,331 --> 00:17:56,091
如果佢淨係把口講話要返扯，但係又唔逳身，呢件事又好咯有八分光咯。

172
00:17:56,725 --> 00:18:05,288
等佢飲酒飲到㷫喇，傾得又啱橋喇，我就詐諦話冇晒酒嘞，要你買，你就𠼮我去買喎。

173
00:18:05,700 --> 00:18:12,807
噉我就話去買酒啦，行咗出去，閂住道門，將你哋兩個閂住喺房裏便嚟。

174
00:18:13,223 --> 00:18:16,490
佢如果一嬲趯咗返去，呢件事𢰸喇。

175
00:18:17,002 --> 00:18:26,514
佢如果由得我閂埋道門都唔嬲，就有九分光咯大官人，爭一分光，就功德圓滿喇。

176
00:18:27,277 --> 00:18:31,355
不過呢一分呢，就冇咁容易㗎噃，大官人。

177
00:18:31,791 --> 00:18:39,851
你喺間房嚟，要講返幾句甜甜蜜蜜嘅說話，同佢講妥至好啊，千祈唔好擒擒青動手動腳啊；

178
00:18:40,215 --> 00:18:43,283
如果搞𢰸檔，我就唔理得你咁多㗎喇。

179
00:18:44,108 --> 00:18:46,645
你要噉做，我教埋你啦。

180
00:18:47,076 --> 00:18:57,739
你先不先呢，裝作唔覺意，用衫袖將雙筷子喺枱上面撥咗落地，你執筷子嘅時候，用隻手捻一捻佢隻腳。

181
00:18:58,158 --> 00:19:05,642
如果佢嘈起上嚟，我會嚟搭救你嘅，不過呢件事噉就𢰸咗喇，要成都幾難㗎喇。

182
00:19:06,282 --> 00:19:10,195
如果佢唔出聲呢，噉就係十分光喇。

183
00:19:10,442 --> 00:19:15,826
佢就必定係有意㗎喇，呢件事就十十足足妥晒喇。

184
00:19:16,202 --> 00:19:18,122
你話呢條計策好唔好吖？

185
00:19:19,015 --> 00:19:26,621
嘿嘿，嘿嘿，嘿嘿嘿，哎呀契娘，叻，叻，叻啊，你做得女丞相有突啊！

186
00:19:27,580 --> 00:19:30,735
嗱你咪唔記得我嗰十兩銀噃。

187
00:19:31,248 --> 00:19:37,457
契娘，我個人講得出做得到，我唔會話打完齋唔要和尚嘅。

188
00:19:37,524 --> 00:19:40,048
哎，哎呢條計策幾時可以逳手啊？

189
00:19:41,195 --> 00:19:44,050
今晚我就可以有回音畀你㗎喇。

190
00:19:44,712 --> 00:19:49,992
而家我趁住武大郎未返屋企，過去落嘴頭氹掂佢先。

191
00:19:50,485 --> 00:19:52,960
你就使個人攞啲衣料同棉線嚟啦。

192
00:19:53,422 --> 00:20:00,042
好，好，我即刻就去，得契娘幫手做妥呢件事，你要我點就點㗎喇。

193
00:20:01,041 --> 00:20:07,222
西門慶離開咗王婆之後，去綢緞舖買齊啲衣料同十兩靚棉線。

194
00:20:08,429 --> 00:20:16,813
叫屋企一個夥記，用包袱將啲嘢包好，帶埋五兩銀，一齊送去茶坊交畀王婆。

195
00:20:17,902 --> 00:20:21,517
王婆收好啲嘢，打發咗個夥記返去。

196
00:20:22,136 --> 00:20:25,518
自己就開咗道後門行過去武大郎間屋企。

197
00:20:26,401 --> 00:20:30,003
潘金蓮見到王婆嚟唄，就請佢上樓坐啦。

198
00:20:30,655 --> 00:20:35,197
王婆話喇：娘子點解總唔過我嗰便飲茶啊？

199
00:20:36,097 --> 00:20:42,407
潘金蓮話：呢幾日身子唔係點舒服，懶行咋嘛。

200
00:20:43,828 --> 00:20:47,850
娘子啊，你屋企有冇通勝喺度啊吓？

201
00:20:48,144 --> 00:20:52,043
唔該借畀我睇下啦，我想擇個日做衣服啊。

202
00:20:53,462 --> 00:20:55,661
契娘想做咩嘢衣服呢？

203
00:20:57,515 --> 00:21:07,786
我咁老喇，十病九痛，噉咪怕有咩嘢三朝兩日，所以就預先想做定套送老衣裳咋嘛。

204
00:21:08,631 --> 00:21:18,542
難得有一位財主，聽見我噉話就好心送咗一套衣料畀我，綾羅綢緞，仲畀埋好靚嘅棉線添。

205
00:21:18,888 --> 00:21:22,781
之擠喺屋企嚟，都有成年幾咯都未曾做。

206
00:21:24,226 --> 00:21:31,964
今年覺得個身體好唔妥啊，又撞啱而家閏月，想趁住呢兩日做咗佢啦噉；

207
00:21:32,464 --> 00:21:39,681
吖點知又畀嗰啲衰鬼裁縫吊起嚟買，一味推話功夫忙喎，唔肯同我做噃。

208
00:21:40,079 --> 00:21:42,429
哎我真係講唔出咁閉翳啊！

209
00:21:43,481 --> 00:21:45,566
潘金蓮聽咗就笑住話喇：

210
00:21:46,803 --> 00:21:49,855
至怕奴家做出嚟契娘唔鍾意啫；

211
00:21:50,658 --> 00:21:54,963
如果唔嫌我隻手笨，等奴家同契娘做咗佢吖嗱。

212
00:21:55,835 --> 00:21:57,921
王婆即刻噬起棚牙話：

213
00:21:58,610 --> 00:22:04,385
如果得娘子貴手同我做咯喎，老娘死都死得安樂啲啊。

214
00:22:04,755 --> 00:22:10,445
我早就聽聞娘子好好針指㗎喇，就係唔敢嚟求娘子你啫。

215
00:22:11,679 --> 00:22:17,681
有乜所謂吖，我既然應承咗契娘咯，我就一定同契娘做。

216
00:22:18,223 --> 00:22:24,082
嗱你攞部通勝去，叫人擇個黃道吉日，噉奴家就同你開工係啦。

217
00:22:25,196 --> 00:22:30,223
唓如果娘子肯同我做，你係個福星仲使乜擇日吖。

218
00:22:30,608 --> 00:22:35,915
係喇，我前日都求人同我睇過㗎喇，話聽日係個黃道吉日。

219
00:22:36,252 --> 00:22:40,132
我估話做衫唔用黃道日嘅，冇記住佢咋嘛。

220
00:22:40,963 --> 00:22:48,544
潘金蓮話：做送老衣裳，黃道日就最啱㗎啦，仲使乜另外擇日唧。

221
00:22:49,527 --> 00:22:51,888
王婆打蛇隨棍上啊：

222
00:22:52,435 --> 00:23:00,039
既然娘子肯成全我咯，噉我就大膽勞煩娘子你移下玉步，聽日就過嚟我屋企做呢？

223
00:23:01,007 --> 00:23:04,788
契娘不必喇，搦過嚟我度做唔係得咯。

224
00:23:05,698 --> 00:23:10,992
我又想睇下娘子你做針指呢，之又怕屋企冇人看檔口。

225
00:23:12,577 --> 00:23:17,152
既然契娘噉樣講咯，我聽日食完朝飯就過去你處啦。

226
00:23:18,096 --> 00:23:23,116
妥晒咯噉就，王婆千恩萬謝落樓扯人喇。

227
00:23:23,517 --> 00:23:28,702
當晚，就畀咗消息過西門慶，約佢後日準時嚟。

228
00:23:29,974 --> 00:23:40,211
到第日朝頭早，王婆將間房執拾得乾乾淨淨，買定啲餸菜準備好茶水，喺屋企等潘金蓮嚟嘞。

229
00:23:41,562 --> 00:23:47,796
呢朝早，武大郎食完早飯，擔起擔燒餅出街去做生意喇。

230
00:23:48,473 --> 00:23:53,790
潘金蓮掛起道門簾，然後就由後門行過去王婆屋企。

231
00:23:54,516 --> 00:24:06,255
嗰個老虔婆歡喜到極喇，接咗佢入房坐落，沖咗一杯蓉蓉嘅茶，又攞出啲白松子、核桃肉嚟畀潘金蓮食。

232
00:24:07,339 --> 00:24:11,169
王婆抹乾淨張枱，攞咗啲衣料出嚟。

233
00:24:11,963 --> 00:24:18,581
潘金蓮用把尺量好尺寸，沙沙沙剪裁好喇，就落針線聯咯喎。

234
00:24:19,618 --> 00:24:25,318
王婆喺側跟睇住不歇嘴咁喝彩話：真係好手藝啊！

235
00:24:25,667 --> 00:24:31,135
老娘都過咗六七十歲咯，從來都未見過咁好針指嘅。

236
00:24:32,987 --> 00:24:38,972
一直做到中午，王婆就整啲酒菜又淥咗一斤麵，請潘金蓮食。

237
00:24:39,747 --> 00:24:47,432
食完，又做咗一輪，做到好晏下先至執埋啲嘢，然後自己返屋企。

238
00:24:49,028 --> 00:24:54,478
咁啱武大郎返嚟，潘金蓮就去除咗門簾閂好道門。

239
00:24:55,579 --> 00:24:58,857
武大郎睇見老婆塊面紅紅噉，就問佢話：

240
00:24:59,713 --> 00:25:02,565
你去邊度飲酒嚟啊吓？

241
00:25:03,738 --> 00:25:05,267
潘金蓮回答佢話：

242
00:25:05,771 --> 00:25:13,388
呢，就係隔籬王契娘求我幫佢做套送老衣裳，中午請我食咗啲點心啫嘛。

243
00:25:14,211 --> 00:25:21,314
哎呀，唔好食佢㗎，我哋都有求佢嘅時候㗎嘛。

244
00:25:21,664 --> 00:25:31,167
佢求你做一兩件衣裳，你自己又返嚟食啲點心就得啦，何必去滾攪佢呢？

245
00:25:32,108 --> 00:25:40,693
聽日誒如果你再去做呢，你就帶定啲錢喺身嚟，亦買返啲酒菜請返佢。

246
00:25:41,056 --> 00:25:48,922
哦開講都有話喇：遠親不如近鄰，人情誒唔失得嘅。

247
00:25:49,257 --> 00:25:55,205
如果佢唔肯要你還禮咯，噉你就攞返嚟屋企同佢做啦，啊。

248
00:25:56,324 --> 00:25:59,975
潘金蓮聽咗，岌下個頭，同意嘞。

249
00:26:01,359 --> 00:26:13,068
又到第日，食完早飯，武大郎出咗去之後，王婆過嚟請潘金蓮過去咯喎，去到攞出啲衣服嚟，就開工聯喇。

250
00:26:14,452 --> 00:26:18,493
王婆招呼潘金蓮飲茶啊等等，呢啲都不在話下啦。

251
00:26:19,258 --> 00:26:23,648
到咗中午，潘金蓮攞咗一貫錢出嚟交畀王婆話：

252
00:26:24,159 --> 00:26:27,509
契娘，奴家同你買杯酒飲下。

253
00:26:28,427 --> 00:26:38,945
王婆就話喇：哎呀邊度有噉㗎，我求娘子你嚟幫我做衫，反轉頭要你破費都得嘅咩？

254
00:26:40,055 --> 00:26:42,112
係我男人吩咐落㗎。

255
00:26:42,716 --> 00:26:47,523
如果契娘咁客氣，噉我就攞返去屋企做好至畀你喇。

256
00:26:48,208 --> 00:26:51,993
你睇你睇，大郎幾識做吖。

257
00:26:52,289 --> 00:26:57,452
好啦，既然娘子噉樣講咯，我就唔客氣收落佢喇吓。

258
00:26:58,628 --> 00:27:11,921
嗰個王婆呀，至怕搞𢰸呢單野，自己又添咗啲錢，去買啲好酒好餸，上等嘅點心果子返嚟招呼潘金蓮，嘿，又殷勤又妥當。

259
00:27:12,837 --> 00:27:19,785
食完嘢，又做咗一陣功夫添，潘金蓮見到時間差唔多喇，就返歸喇。

260
00:27:20,708 --> 00:27:28,272
啰嗦嘢就唔講咁多咯，又到咗第三日，王婆睺住武大郎一出門口就嚟請咯喎。

261
00:27:28,778 --> 00:27:36,335
潘金蓮啱好落樓，噉兩個人一齊返到去王婆間房坐落，攞啲衫出嚟繼續做啦。

262
00:27:37,354 --> 00:27:41,026
王婆梗係照例又茶又水咁招呼定㗎啦。

263
00:27:41,503 --> 00:27:43,958
到咗中午咁上下，嘿，嚟喇。

264
00:27:45,019 --> 00:27:48,226
西門慶望到頸都長晒望到今日。

265
00:27:49,103 --> 00:27:58,078
佢戴住一頂新頭巾，着返套齊齊整整嘅衣服，帶定幾兩碎銀，就一直嚟紫石街。

266
00:27:59,167 --> 00:28:08,094
嚟到茶坊門口就咳咗一聲話：嗯嗯誒，契娘啊，契娘，乜點解幾日都唔見你啊？

267
00:28:09,097 --> 00:28:14,490
嗰個老虔婆裝模作樣噉應佢話：邊個叫我啊？

268
00:28:15,165 --> 00:28:18,106
西門慶話喇：係我啊，契娘。

269
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:32,538
王婆喇喇聲行出去，見到面就笑住話：哦，我估話邊個喎，原來係施主大官人，你嚟得真係啱喇，請你入嚟睇下啦。

270
00:28:33,435 --> 00:28:37,801
佢將西門慶嘅衫袖一拖就將佢拖咗入房。