srt/seoiwuzyun/038.srt

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武松見到酒店嗰個事頭婆對佢不懷好意，就想撚化下佢咯喎。

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武松話：事頭婆啊，你呢啲酒好淡㗎咋噃，有冇好啲㗎攞幾碗嚟飲下都好吖。

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有，有啲認真香醇嘅好酒啊，之就係濁啲啫。

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嘿，最好啦，越濁啲酒就越好飲吖嘛。

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個女人個心就暗暗歡喜，即刻入去攞咗一大壺酒出嚟，顏色係好濁嘅。

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武松睇咗一下就話喇：

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嗱呢啲酒就靚喇，要坐熱嚟飲先至好啊。

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仲係呢位客官識嘢啊，等我坐熱嚟畀你哋試下啦。

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嗰個事頭婆個心諗：

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你呢個賊配軍吖整定你該死嘅，要坐熱嚟飲添係嘛？

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噉啲藥性仲發作得快，你送到埋嚟我處我就唔客氣喇。

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嗰個女人坐熱咗啲酒，斟開三碗。

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客官啊，嗱，試下呢啲酒啦。

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嗰兩個差人都唔知幾猴擒喎，攞過嚟咕咕咕幾啖就飲晒。

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武松話：事頭婆，我從來都唔鍾意飲寡酒嘅，唔該你去切啲肉嚟畀我送酒啦。

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好啦。

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武松呃咗個女人行開咗，就快手快腳將碗酒潑咗落角落頭，然後猛咁嗒條脷話：

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哎，好酒啊，好酒！仲係呢啲酒掯啊。

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其實嗰個女人呀，又邊處有去切肉吖，佢不過求其入去轉咗一轉就出返嚟喇。

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佢望住佢哋三個拍住手噉嗌話：僂低喇，僂低喇。

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真係喎，嗰兩個差人呀，只覺得天旋地轉，講唔出聲，噼啪噉就跌倒喺地嚟。

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武松呢，佢亦都詐諦協埋雙眼，啪噉一聲打仰就跌喺張凳仔旁邊。

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個女人笑住話喇：領嘢嘞啩，唔怕你鬼咁奸，嚱，都要飲咗老娘嘅洗腳水。

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小二啊，小三，你哋快啲出嚟。

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只見喺裏頭跳出兩個粗手笨腳嘅大漢，首先就將嗰兩個差人抬咗入去。

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個女人呢，就行埋去嗰張枱處，攞起武松個包袱同差人嘅公文袋捻咗一捻，嗯，估到裏頭有金銀，歡喜喇。

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哈，今日捉到呢三隻嘢，愛嚟整包賣夠我賣好幾日㗎喇，而且仲撈到咁多嘢添。

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於是佢就將個包袱同公文袋攞咗入去。

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當佢行返出嚟嘅時候呢，就見到嗰兩個大漢喺度抬武松喎，哈，抬極都抬唔逳。

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佢就喝佢哋行埋一便：

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你兩個嘢淨係識得食飯同飲酒個啫冇釐中用嘅，唔要老娘親自逳手都唔得嘅。

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呢個大隻佬都幾會戲弄老娘吓。

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嗯，生得咁肥咁大隻，當和牛肉賣就啱晒喇。

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嗰兩個瘦佬就當水牛肉賣啦。

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好，抬佢入去劏咗佢先。

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嗰個女人一便講，一便就除咗件綠紗衫解咗條紅絹裙，就行過去埋手想揦武松咯喎。

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點知畀武松趁勢用兩隻手將佢一下攬實，又用兩隻腳將佢下半截一挾，就成個將佢紮實，嗰個女人呀就劏豬咁嗌定啦。

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噉嗰兩個大漢呢急急忙忙，想撲過嚟幫手，畀武松大喝一聲，嚇到傻咗噉就唔敢逳卒。

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嗰個女人畀武松壓住喺地嚟，唔敢掙扎喇，一味咁叫話：好漢饒恕我啦，好漢饒恕我啦，我唔敢喇我唔敢喇噉。

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呢個時候，只見外便有個人擔住一擔柴，放住喺門口嚟。

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佢見到武松撳住嗰個女人喺地下，即刻就三步夾埋兩步走入嚟話：

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好漢唔好嬲，請你放開佢，小人有說話講。

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武松啪聲跳返起身，用隻左腳踩住個女人，揸住兩個拳頭，瞪大雙眼望下呢個人。

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只見呢個人頭戴青紗凹面巾，身穿白布衫，打住腳繃，着一對八搭麻鞋，腰間就攬住一個纏袋。

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生得面口瘦瘦，有多少鬍鬚，年紀呢，大概係三十五六歲。

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佢望住武松行咗個禮話：請問好漢尊姓大名啊？

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我行不更名，坐不改姓，都頭武松，就係我。

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哦，莫非就係景陽岡打虎嘅武都頭係嘛？

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冇錯喇。

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嗰個人即刻跪低就拜：

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聞名好耐喇，今日先至咁好彩見到面喇。

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莫非你就係呢個女人嘅丈夫？

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佢就係小人嘅老婆，哎真係有眼不識泰山，唔知點解佢會咁懵得罪咗都頭你呢？

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請你睇在小人嘅薄面，多多恕罪。

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武松見佢咁好禮，就連忙放開個女人起身。

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我睇你哋兩夫妻都唔係平常嘅人，請問你哋叫做咩嘢名？

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嗰個人就叫個女人，快啲去着返衫裙，行過嚟拜見咗武松。

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武松話：先頭衝撞晒，阿嫂唔好見怪。

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我有眼不識好人，一時做錯咗希望阿伯你恕罪至好啊。

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嗱，請入去裏便坐啦。

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你哋夫妻兩位高姓大名啊？點會知道我嘅姓名呢？

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哈小人姓張名青，本來係喺呢處嘅光明寺種菜。

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為因有一次同佢哋因啲小事爭執起上嚟，一時性起，就將光明寺嘅和尚殺咗，又放咗把火將間和尚寺燒到平晒；

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收尾因為冇對頭，官府亦冇嚟過問。

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噉嗰陣，小人亦冇菜種喇，就喺呢處大樹坡打劫搵食啦。

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有一日，見到有個伯爺公擔住擔嘢行過，小人係欺負佢老啦，就走出嚟打劫佢咯喎。

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同佢打咗廿幾個回合，唔夠佢打，畀個伯爺公一扁擔就打低咗我。

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嘿嘿，原來嗰個伯父呀，後生嗰陣係專門靠打劫搵食嘅，嚱。

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佢見到小人手腳靈活，就帶咗小人返去城，教咗我好多本事，又將佢呢個女嫁咗畀我招咗我做女婿。

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唉，喺城裏便唔住得嘅，所以我又依舊返嚟呢處，起咗幾間茅屋，賣酒為生嘞。

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其實呢，亦只係睇下啲來往客商有邊個入眼嘅，就落啲蒙汗藥畀佢食，整死佢。

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將啲大件嘅好肉，就切咗嚟當黃牛肉賣；

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零零碎碎啲肉呢，就要嚟做包餡。

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嘿，嘿嘿嘿，小人日日都擔多少去村裏頭買，就係靠噉樣度日㗎喇。

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小人因為鍾意結識江湖上嘅好漢，人哋都叫小人做菜園子張青。

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我老婆姓孫，冚𠾴唥都學齊佢老豆個本事，大家都叫佢做母夜叉孫二娘。

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小人先頭一返嚟就聽見佢喺度猛咁嗌，哈，點都估唔到會遇見都頭你。

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小人平時都吩咐過我老婆好多次㗎喇，我話嗱有三種人，唔能夠害佢哋㗎：

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第一種，係嗰啲四海雲遊個和尚道士。

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事關佢哋又冇享受過分，又係個出家人，係唔係吖？

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不過呢，噉都爭啲害咗一個驚天動地嘅人喎。

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哦？邊個啊？

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嗰個人呀，本來係延安府，老種經略相公手下嘅一位提轄，姓魯名達；

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因為三拳打死咗個鎮關西，趯咗上五台山做咗和尚。

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因為佢個背脊刺咗花嘅，江湖上都叫佢做花和尚魯智深。

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佢使一條渾鐵禪杖，六十幾斤重。

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有一日，佢又經過呢處喎。

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呢我老婆見佢生得咁肥大，就喺啲酒處落咗啲藥，整暈咗佢，抬咗入去作坊，正話想逳手劏佢㗎喇，好彩我嗰日返得嚟早啲。

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我見佢嗰條禪杖吖好不俗噃，就連忙用解藥救返醒佢，結拜咗佢做兄長。

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呢佢近來佔據咗二龍山寶珠寺，同埋一個咩嘢，係喇，青面獸楊志喺嗰度落草。

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小人都收過佢幾次來信，喽我去入夥㗎喇，之我去唔成唧。

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係，呢兩個人，我喺江湖上都聽講過好多。

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唉，有個頭陀真係可惜。

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誒，係喇，頭陀係咩嘢人啊喂？

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頭陀呢即係四處雲遊乞食嘅和尚，有啲仲留住頭髮嘅。

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張青當時話：嗰個頭陀呀，生得七八尺高，好大隻嘅，又係用藥麻醉咗。

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嗰次呢，小人就返嚟遲咗一步嘞，已經殺死咗咯。

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而家仲留返佢一個箍頭嘅鐵界尺，一件黑色嘅長袍，同一張度牒喺度。

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呢，第樣都仲唔緊要噃，有兩件嘢呀認真難得啊。

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哦，乜嘢呢？

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一件係用一百零八粒人嘅頭頂骨做成嘅念珠；

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一件係兩把雪花鑌鐵打成嘅戒刀。

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睇嚟，嗰個頭陀都殺過唔少人㗎喇。

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直到而家，嗰把刀呀到咗半夜，自己都會生生聲咁響㗎。

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唉，小人真係怨我自己冇救到呢個人，到而家我個心都仲時時咁想念佢嘅，哈哈哈哈。

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呢小人又吩咐過我老婆話啊：第二呢，就係出嚟走江湖賣唱嘅妓女呢類噉嘅人，亦唔應該害佢哋。

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佢哋都係穿州過府，逢場作興，低聲下氣噉睇人幾多面色先至賺返多少錢啦。

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如果害咗佢，盞畀佢哋啲人傳嚟傳去，喺戲台上便唱衰我哋，話我哋江湖上嘅好漢唔夠英雄啦。

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噉第三種呢，就係各地犯咗罪流放充軍嘅人嘞，其中有好多好漢㗎嘛，所以千祈唔好害佢哋啊。

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呢啲呢，小人都同我老婆交帶過好多次㗎喇。

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點知佢又冇聽小人嘅說話，今日又衝撞咗都頭，好彩小人返得嚟早啲啫。

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啊係喇，娘子啊，你點解會起噉嘅心㗎？

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母夜叉孫二娘就話：本來我係唔想落手嘅。

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一來見阿伯個包袱咁墜手，二來就怪阿伯，講咗幾句唔三唔四嘅說話，所以就一時起咗心咋嘛。

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武松話：我係個斬頭瀝血嘅人，點會話調戲婦女㗎。

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不過我見阿嫂一味睺實我個包袱，我就有啲猜疑喇，所以就特登講啲唔三唔四嘅說話引你逳手啫。

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嗰碗酒，我早就潑咗咯，詐諦中毒咋嘛，你果然嚟拉我。

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嘿嘿，先頭一時冒犯得罪阿嫂咯，唔好見怪。

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張青聽咗就咔咔聲大笑起上嚟，佢請武松一直入去裏便坐。

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武松話：阿哥，唔該你放返嗰兩個差人啦。

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張青就帶武松行去人肉作坊嗰度睇下。

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只見喺埲牆上，繃住幾張人皮，喺屋樑處呢，就吊住六七隻人腿噃。

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再望一望，只見嗰兩個差人直挺挺噉，攤喺嗰張劏人凳上便。

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武松話喇：阿哥，你救返醒佢哋啦。

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誒請問都頭，你而家犯咗咩嘢罪，要充軍充去邊處啊？

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於是武松就將殺西門慶同潘金蓮嘅經過，講咗一次畀佢哋聽。

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張青兩公婆聽咗非常之稱讚武松。

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張青話：小人有句說話，唔知都頭肯唔肯聽呢？

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有咩說話大哥你即管講。

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唔係話小人黑心，計我話，都頭與其去牢城營裏便受苦，不如就喺呢處將呢兩個差人做低佢。

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嗱，就喺小人屋企住一陣先。

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如果都頭肯去落草咯，小人就親自送你去二龍山寶珠寺，同魯智深相聚入夥，你話好不好吖？

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武松就話：多謝兄長好心，關照小弟。

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不過有一件，我武松平生只係要打天下嘅硬漢，呢兩個差人一路都好小心噉服侍我。

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00:13:30,552 --> 00:13:32,970
我如果害咗佢，天理亦都不容吖。

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你如果敬愛我咯，就唔該你救返起佢兩個，唔好害佢哋。

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都頭既然係咁仗義，小人救醒佢就係啦。

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當時張青就叫夥記啊，喺劏人凳上面扶返起嗰兩個差人。

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孫二娘就開咗一碗解藥嚟，張青掹住佢哋耳仔，灌佢哋飲。

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唔到半個時辰，嗰兩個差人呀好似發場夢瞓醒覺噉樣爬返起身。

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嘿佢見到武松就話喇：吖，乜我哋醉咗喺呢處嚟啊喂？

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哎呀，哈哈哈，呢間酒店嗰啲酒啊真係掯。

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嗱，我哋飲咗冇幾多咋嘛嚱，吖噉就醉咯喎。

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喂喂喂，記住呢間酒店啊吓，返嚟嘅時候呀，再嚟買啲飲下至得。

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武松聽佢哋兩個嘢噉講都笑起上嚟，張青、孫二娘亦都笑喇。

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嗰兩個差人就不知頭腦，哈見到人哋笑佢又笑，哈哈哈哈哈噉。

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嗰兩個夥記呢，早就去劏雞殺鴨，煮熟咗搦出嚟。

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張青叫佢哋喺後便葡萄架下便擺酒，擺好晒枱凳。

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張青就請武松同埋兩個差人去後園嘞。

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武松讓嗰兩個差人喺上首便坐，張青、武松喺下首便，孫二娘呢就坐喺橫頭。

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兩個夥記出嚟輪流噉斟酒，來來回回上菜招呼。

152
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張青一味勸武松飲酒啦。

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一路飲到夜晚，張青又攞出嗰兩把戒刀嚟畀武松睇。

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嘿呀，果然係鑌鐵打㗎，非一日之功啊。

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張青同武松，又講啲江湖上好漢嘅勾當，噉梗係啲殺人放火個事啦。

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武松又話：山東及時雨宋公明仗義疏財，非常之豪傑，而家，亦為咗啲事趯咗去柴大官人間莊處啊。

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嗰兩個差人聽佢講埋晒呢啲嘢，慌到傻晒一味跪喺處叩頭。

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武松就話：難為你哋兩個送到我嚟呢處，唔通我會害你哋咩？

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啊，唔使擔心，我唔會害你哋。

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我哋江湖上好漢講嘅說話，你哋聽咗唔使驚㗎，我哋唔會害嗰啲好人嘅。

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你即管飲酒，聽日去到孟州，我自然會答謝你哋嘅。

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當晚，就喺張青屋企休息。

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第日，武松要起行喇，張青邊度肯放佢走吖，留佢喺處住，一連款待咗三日。

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武松啊非常之感激張青兩夫妻嘅厚意，就同佢結拜為兄弟。

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論年紀，張青大過武松五年，因此武松呢就結拜張青為兄。

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武松就辭別張青要扯，呢次張青唔留喇，又是擺酒送行；

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攞返啲行李、包袱、公文袋畀返佢哋；

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又送咗十幾兩銀畀武松，送咗幾兩碎銀畀嗰兩個差人。

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武松好大方，將嗰十兩銀一齊送畀兩個差人。

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帶返嗰面枷，貼返封條。

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00:16:50,444 --> 00:16:52,794
張青同孫二娘送佢出門口。

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武松告別咗之後，就同嗰兩個差人去孟州。

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一路行都未到晏晝就已經入到城喇。

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00:17:01,959 --> 00:17:05,926
一直行到州衙門，呈上咗東平府嘅公文。

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州尹睇咗，收落武松，簽咗張收條就交畀兩個差人返去呢啲不在話下啦。

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跟住呢，個州尹就叫人將武松，發放去本處牢城營嘞。

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當日，武松嚟到牢城營前便，見到有個橫額，上面寫住安平寨三個大字。

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個差人帶武松去到間單身房，差人就去送公文，攞咗收條自己就返扯。

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噉武松入到間單身房之後呢，冇幾耐，就有十幾個監犯走嚟探武松嘞，佢哋話：

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喂，好漢啊，你新新嚟到呢處，包袱裏頭如果有託人情嘅書信啊，同埋喺度使用嘅銀兩啊你就攞出嚟喺手頭。

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等一陣差撥就要嚟㗎喇，佢一嚟到你就送畀佢啦。

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送咗錢，噉打殺威棒嘅時候都打得輕啲啊。

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你如果冇人情送畀佢呀嘿噉就慘喇。

184
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我哋同你都係一樣噉犯罪嘅人，特登嚟報畀你知啦。

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開講都有話咯：兔死狐悲，物傷其類吖嘛，係咪吖？

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我哋怕你初初嚟唔知道，就通水畀你聽啦。

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武松就話：多謝各位指教，小人身邊，都仲有啲嘢嘅。

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如果佢好言好語嚟問我攞，我即管送啲畀佢；

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如果佢監硬要問我要呀，一文都冇。

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嗰班監犯就話喇：誒好漢啊，你唔好噉講啊。

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古人都話咯：不怕官，只怕管。

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在人屋簷下，點敢不低頭吖？都係小心啲至好啊。

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話猶未了，只見有個人話：喂，差撥官人嚟喇。

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大家都散晒。

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武松除低個包袱，坐喺間單身房處，只見嗰個人行入嚟就問喇：

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邊個係新到嘅監犯啊？

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武松話：小人就係。

198
00:19:18,868 --> 00:19:25,437
哼，你都係有眉有眼嘅人嚟㗎嘛，要我開口至得嘅？

199
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你係景陽岡打虎嘅好漢，喺陽穀縣做過都頭，我以為你會做人㗎啦，乜仲係咁唔熟性嘅？

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哼，你嚟到我呢處呀，打老虎？貓兒你都打唔贏啊。

201
00:19:43,502 --> 00:19:49,850
武松就話喇：你走嚟口嘩嘩，想老爺送人情畀你啊半文都冇。

202
00:19:50,028 --> 00:19:53,581
嗱，拳頭就有一對喺處，送畀你啦！

203
00:19:54,489 --> 00:19:58,789
金銀就我有啲，留返嚟自己買酒飲嘅，我睇你奈我乜何？

204
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有本事就送我返陽穀縣啦！

205
00:20:02,843 --> 00:20:06,235
嗰個差撥發火，嬲爆爆噉扯咗。

206
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一扯咗之後，嗰啲監犯又行埋嚟勸佢話喇：好漢啊，你噉樣同佢鬥惡呀點得㗎，等陣就慘咯你。

207
00:20:16,112 --> 00:20:21,753
佢而家，梗係去同管營相公講，梗嚟害你條命啊。

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武松話：唔怕！

209
00:20:24,860 --> 00:20:29,053
睇佢點嚟奈我何吖，文嚟文對武來武對！

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正喺度講緊，見到有三四個人嚟單身房，嗌新嚟嘅監犯武松。

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武松就應佢話：老爺喺呢處，又冇扯到，喝生晒做咩啊？

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入嚟嘅人將武松一帶就帶到去點視廳，個管營相公呢，正喺廳上面坐。

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00:20:52,766 --> 00:20:55,680
嗰五六個軍佬，押武松嚟到。

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管營就叫人除咗佢嗰面枷佢話喇：

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你呢個犯人聽住，太祖武德皇帝定落嚟嘅規矩：

216
00:21:06,828 --> 00:21:11,283
但凡初到嘅配軍，要打一百殺威棒。

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00:21:12,265 --> 00:21:14,336
人嚟，撳住佢。

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武松話喇：唔使你哋咁巴閉，要打就打，唔使你撳。

219
00:21:21,632 --> 00:21:24,345
我如果閃你一棍嘅就唔係好漢。

220
00:21:24,495 --> 00:21:27,522
先頭打過冚𠾴唥唔計數你從頭打起。

221
00:21:28,142 --> 00:21:30,742
我如果嗌一聲痛亦唔係男人大丈夫！

222
00:21:31,869 --> 00:21:37,977
兩便睇嘅人都笑起上嚟話：哈哈，你睇嗰個呆佬想死嘞，等陣睇佢點樣捱至得噉。

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武松又話喇：你打啊打毒啲，唔好打人情棍吓，唔係打到我唔三唔四唔夠癮添。

224
00:21:46,326 --> 00:21:48,382
嘿兩便嘅人都笑起上嚟。

225
00:21:49,679 --> 00:21:52,721
嗰個軍佬攞起棍，要落手咯喎。

226
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喺呢個時候，只見喺管營相公身邊有個人，係六尺以上身材，二十四五歲年紀；

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面口白白淨淨，三柳鬍鬚；

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額頭上面就綁住條白手巾，身上着住一件青紗長袍，用一條白絹搭膊吊住隻手。

229
00:22:16,769 --> 00:22:20,047
嗰個人喺管營相公耳仔邊吟沉咗幾句說話。

230
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只見管營話喇：新到個犯人武松，你喺半路中途得過咩嘢病啊？

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武松就話：我一路未曾病過，酒又飲得，肉又食得，飯亦食得，路亦行得。

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管營話：呢個傢伙梗係半路中途有病嚟到呢處嘅，呢你睇下，佢面色先係啱啱好。

233
00:22:46,590 --> 00:22:50,681
好啦，呢一百殺威棒唔打住，留住先啦。

234
00:22:52,069 --> 00:22:55,372
旁邊揸住棍行刑嘅軍佬就細細聲同武松講喇：

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00:22:55,537 --> 00:22:57,397
喂，你快啲話病啦。

236
00:22:57,611 --> 00:23:01,663
相公將就你關照你喇，你話病就得㗎喇。

237
00:23:02,357 --> 00:23:06,946
武松話喇：我冇病冇病吓，打咗就乾淨企理。

238
00:23:07,107 --> 00:23:11,551
留住唔打住喎，噉咪仲手尾長？咪喇咪喇，打咗先算。

239
00:23:12,444 --> 00:23:14,480
兩便睇嘅人都笑起上嚟。

240
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管營都笑埋：嗨嗨，呢個人梗係發燒未曾出汗，發吟話。

241
00:23:20,717 --> 00:23:23,353
唔好聽佢嘅，將佢韞喺單身房先啦。

242
00:23:24,588 --> 00:23:29,424
三四個軍佬，帶住武松啊依然返去先頭嗰間單身房咯喎。

243
00:23:30,861 --> 00:23:33,094
嗰班監犯見佢返到嚟都問佢：

244
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喂，喂，你係咪有咩得力嘅朋友，寫咗信嚟畀管營啊？

245
00:23:39,657 --> 00:23:40,970
武松話冇啊。

246
00:23:42,154 --> 00:23:50,909
如果冇呀，留住呢餐棍唔打至怕唔係好意噃，晚頭黑呀梗係嚟做低你。

247
00:23:51,998 --> 00:23:55,729
武松話喇：佢點嚟做低我法呢？

248
00:23:56,673 --> 00:24:03,795
嗱，佢到晚頭黑，畀兩碗倉底米煮嘅米飯同埋啲臭魚嚟畀你食咗；

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00:24:04,370 --> 00:24:14,948
趁住飽啊帶你去土牢裏便，畀條繩綁實你，搵張席捲住你，塞住你口鼻，打倒埞，豎喺個牆壁旁邊；

250
00:24:14,971 --> 00:24:18,333
都唔使半個更咋，就攞你條命喇。

251
00:24:18,862 --> 00:24:20,802
呢種呢就叫做盆吊。

252
00:24:21,884 --> 00:24:25,345
武松話喇：噉佢仲有咩辦法嚟收拾我呢？

253
00:24:26,024 --> 00:24:32,899
呢仲有一樣啊，又係將你嚟綁住，搵個布袋裝住一袋沙，矺喺你嘅身上便；

254
00:24:33,125 --> 00:24:36,003
亦係唔使一更咁耐唧，亦死㗎喇。

255
00:24:37,457 --> 00:24:39,717
呢個呢叫做土布袋。

256
00:24:41,035 --> 00:24:42,984
噉佢仲有咩辦法嚟害我吖？

257
00:24:43,981 --> 00:24:47,909
噉啊就係呢兩件得人驚啲，其他嘅都唔緊要嘅。

258
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大家正喺度講緊，話口未完就見到個人，捧住一個托盤入嚟就問嘞：

259
00:24:56,361 --> 00:24:58,341
邊個係新充軍嚟嘅武都頭啊？

260
00:24:58,996 --> 00:25:02,127
武松話喇：我就係喇，有乜說話講吖？

261
00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:05,293
管營叫送啲點心嚟畀你啊。

262
00:25:06,497 --> 00:25:11,857
武松一睇，哦，一大壺酒，一碟肉，一碟麵，仲有一大碗汁水添。

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00:25:12,494 --> 00:25:20,981
武松就諗嘞：咦？唔通畀啲點心我食咗就嚟對付我？哼，食咗先至講。

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武松將嗰壺酒一飲而盡，將啲肉同埋麵都食晒嘞。

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嗰個人就執拾返啲架生扯咗咯喎。

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剩返武松一個人坐喺間房處諗，自己又冷笑話：哼哼，我睇佢點樣嚟對付我至得。

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好喇，到咗挨晚喇，先頭嗰個人又嚟咯喎，又攞個托盤嚟。

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武松問喇：你又嚟做咩啊？

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送晚飯嚟畀你啊。

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於是就擺開幾盤菜，又係一大壺酒，一大碟煎肉，一碗魚羹一大碗飯。

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武松見咗就心諗咯喎：食完呢餐飯呢梗係嚟想整死我㗎喇，由得佢啦，我死都做返個飽鬼啊，有得食就食，食咗先至算。

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嗰個人等武松食完，執拾啲碗碟又扯。

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冇幾耐，嗰個人同埋另外一個人嚟：

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一個呢就攞住個洗身盆，一個呢就挽住一大桶熱水，就對武松講：請都頭洗身啦。

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武松就諗：喂喂喂，唔通要等我洗緊身先嚟逳手？

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誒噉我亦唔怕佢吖，洗乾淨啲都好啊。

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噉嗰兩個人呢，就同佢倒好熱水整掂晒，冇客氣咯，武松就坐喺個盆處洗咗一輪。

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跟住呢，嗰兩個人又畀手巾佢，等武松嚟抹身，着返衫。

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有一個呢就將嗰啲污糟水倒咗，攞返個洗身盆扯。

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一個呢，就攞咗藤席、蚊帳嚟，掛好晒，鋪好藤席，放個涼枕叫聲早唞，亦都扯咗咯喎。

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武松閂埋道門戌實，自己喺裏便諗喇：

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噉係咩嘢意思啊喂？隨便佢啦，睇佢點啦吓，冇理咁多，瞓覺，吖，一夜無事噃。

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到天光起身，啱啱開房門唧，就見到尋晚嗰個人，挽住一桶洗面嘅熱水嚟，就請武松洗咗面，又攞啷口水嚟畀武松啷咗口；

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跟住又帶咗個梳頭師傅，同武松梳返好個頭，束咗隻髻，戴咗頭巾。

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跟住有一個人，攞咗個托盤入嚟，就攞出餸菜，一大碗肉湯，一大碗飯。

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武松諗嘞：我任你搞乜鬼都好，有得食我就食唧誒。

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武松食完飯，誒，又送茶嚟咯喎。

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啱啱飲完茶，送飯嗰個人嚟請佢喇：

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都頭，呢處休息得唔好嘅，請都頭去嗰便間房住啦，喺嗰處飲茶食飯都方便啲。

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武松話喇：嗯，呢次嚟喇，好，我跟你去睇下點至得。