srt/seoiwuzyun/035.srt

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嗰朝早，鄆哥帶埋武大郎去捉姦。

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鄆哥睺住西門慶入咗去喇，佢就叫武大郎喺附近等住佢。

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佢自己呢就挽住隻籃仔，行入去間茶坊，指住王婆就鬧：

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老狗乸你嘩，你尋日為咩事打我啊你？

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王婆跳起身嚟鬧返鄆哥轉頭咯喎：

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哈你隻死馬騮仔吖，老娘關你咩嘢事啊，你又走嚟鬧我？

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我就係鬧你呢個老虔婆，點吖？扯皮條嘅死龜婆，誒，你咬我食呀？

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王婆發惡喇，一手揪住鄆哥就打咯喎。

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鄆哥嗌咗一聲話你打我吖嗱噉，就將個籃仔掉咗出街。

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王婆正想捉實鄆哥，點知畀呢個僆仔叫咗一聲你打啦噉，對住王婆個小肚一頭撞過去，嘿，爭啲將王婆成個撞跌。

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好彩後便有埲墻頂住，噉先至冇跌啫。

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當嗰個僆仔死死噉頂住王婆喺埲墻處嘅時候，只見武大郎擸起件衫，呤呤聲噉衝入嚟茶坊嘞。

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王婆見到咦，乜原來係武大郎嚟嘅，就想攔住佢啦，但係佢又畀個僆仔死力頂住就唔逳得啊，就只有大聲噉嗌話，武大嚟喇噉。

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嗰個潘金蓮喺房裏頭聽到，嘿，慌到手忙腳亂，想避又避唔切喇，就急急走去頂實道門先。

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嗰個西門慶呢就哩哩喇喇鑽咗落床下底匿埋。

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好喇，武大郎衝到去房門口出力咁㧬道房門，吖㧬唔開，就大聲噉叫：你做得好事啊，你做得好事啊你哋！

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潘金蓮喺裏便頂實道門，驚到滴滴震，佢話喇：

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你，你，你平時一味認叻，話自己啲武藝好使得，之有起事嚟，冇釐中用，乜見到隻紙老虎都嚇一跳㗎你。

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潘金蓮呢幾句說話啊，分明係叫西門慶嚟打武大郎，奪路走人啫。

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西門慶匿喺床下底聽到潘金蓮噉樣一講，誒，提醒咗佢喇，佢即刻鑽返出嚟話：

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娘子，唔係我冇本事啊，一時之間冇醒起啫。

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於是西門慶就行過去拉開門戌，一下開咗道門嗌咗聲話唔好打啊噉。

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武大郎一見到西門慶出嚟唄，就想上去捉佢咯喎，點知西門慶早就飛起右腳喇。

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武大郎矮吖嘛，啪噉一腳就踢正個心口，即刻打仰就成個跌低。

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西門慶見踢低咗武大郎咯，趁住人多亂糟糟就走咗咯。

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鄆哥見到唔係路喇，就放開王婆趯啦。

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嗰啲走嚟睇熱鬧嘅街坊鄰舍，個個都知道西門慶係個惡嘢嚟，邊個敢嚟過問下㗎？

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當時啊，王婆就喺地下扶返起武大郎，只見佢呀口吐鮮血，嗰塊面就蠟咁黃，嘩，陰功咯。

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王婆就嗌埋潘金蓮出嚟，叫佢𢳂碗水嚟，救返醒武大郎。

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兩個人就插住佢，由後門將佢扶返去屋企，上咗樓，放佢喺鋪床處瞓低。

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一晚噉就過咗咯。

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第日，西門慶探聽到話冇乜事喇噉，哈，一樣走嚟同潘金蓮鬼混。

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冇嘢盼呀，就係盼武大郎早啲死唧。

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武大郎一病，病咗足足五日，唔起得身嘞，更兼係要湯冇湯要水又冇水。

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日日叫老婆都唔應佢，只係見佢濃妝艷抹噉行咗出去，返到嚟呢就飲到面紅紅，嘿激到武大郎都暈咗好幾次，啊又冇人睬佢噉先至可憐喎。

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收尾，武大郎就嗌個老婆嚟話佢嘞：

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你，你，你，做埋啲噉嘅事，我，我親手嚟捉姦，你仲挑撥個姦夫，誒，踢咗我一腳心口，誒，害到我，而家求生不生，誒求死不死，你哋呀，走咗去風流快活係呢？

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哎，哎，哎，我，我死都唔拘咯，我都係爭唔贏你哋個咯。

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不過，不過我個細佬武二啊，你誒知道佢性格㗎啦，第日佢返嚟呀，佢會肯過你？

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哎，你如果，肯可憐下我，誒，趁早服侍好我，噉，噉等佢返嚟嗰陣，我就一個字都唔提，當冇件事噉；

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之，之如果你，唔照料我呢，誒，等佢一返嚟，嗯，我，我就同你哋講數，嚱。

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潘金蓮聽咗佢呢一番說話，亦冇答佢，就行咗過去王婆屋企一五一十，講返晒畀西門慶同王婆聽。

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西門慶一聽咗呀，嘿呀，好似成個跌咗落個冰氹噉：

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哎，死，死嘞，喺景陽岡打虎嘅武都頭係清河縣第一位好漢嚟㗎。

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哎我掛住同你相好，都冇理得咁多添，而家噉樣講起上嚟，點算好至得㗎？哎死咯，死咯呢趟。

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王婆冷笑一聲話：

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哼哼，我都未曾見過啊，你係個揸肽嘅，我不過係個搭船嘅啫，我都未慌，你就慌到手忙腳亂咯，哼！

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係呢，契娘啊，枉我係個男人大丈夫添，到咗噉嘅地步，我都搞佢唔掂咯。

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契娘啊，你有咩嘢主意，指點下我哋啦。

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噉你哋要長做夫妻吖，定要短做夫妻吖？

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契娘，你講講，點樣叫做長做夫妻，短做夫妻啊？

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嗱，如果短做夫妻呢，你哋兩個，從今日起就散咗佢，等武大郎養好傷之後，你哋就搵佢賠返個禮，噉武二返嚟嗰陣呢就冇事喇；

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等武二第日再次出差咯，噉你哋先至再嚟約過，呢個呢，就係短做夫妻。

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之你哋如果要長做夫妻，每日都喺埋一處，唔使擔驚受怕呢，我誒有一條妙計嘅，不過就難以教你嘅就係咯。

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契娘，你幫下我哋啦，我就係要長做夫妻至啱。

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我呢條妙計要用一件嘢嘅，呢件嘢，第個人屋企都冇嘅，確係天公注定，就係得大官人你屋企有嘅啫。

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嘿，就算係要我雙眼核，我都挖出嚟畀你㗎啦契娘你講啦係乜嘢啊？

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嗱，而家嗰個矮仔唔係病得佢五顏六色，趁住佢咁咧唏嘅時候落手就啱喇。

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大官人，你喺屋企，攞啲砒霜嚟，大娘子你呢，就去執一劑醫心痛嘅藥返嚟，將啲砒霜，撈埋落去，畀個矮仔飲，整瓜佢。

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然後一把火燒得乾乾淨淨，冇晒痕跡，就算係武二返嚟，佢敢點樣啊？

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自古話嫂叔不通問吖嘛。

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初嫁從親，再嫁由身嚱。

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佢做叔仔嘅，點理得呢啲事㗎？

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噉你哋暗中來往住一年半載先，等大娘子同老公戴孝滿咗期咯，大官人你一頂轎就娶咗佢返歸，噉唔係就長遠夫妻白頭到老嘞咩？

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呢條計，得唔得啊？

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契娘呢條計仔妙極喇妙極喇！

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開講有話：欲求生快活，須下死工夫。

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好啦，我哋一不做二不休！

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你知道好啊呢，大官人，呢個呀叫做斬草除根，萌芽不發啊；

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哼，如果斬草唔除根呀，等到春天一嚟，佢再爆過芽就弊啦嘛。

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嗱好喇，大官人，你快啲返去攞啲砒霜嚟啦，我會教娘子落手㗎喇。

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大官人，了咗呢件事嘅時候，要重重噉答謝返我至係㗎。

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噉啊唔使你講都係㗎啦契娘。

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西門慶就即刻返屋企，包咗一包砒霜嚟交咗畀王婆收好。

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王婆就對潘金蓮話喇：大娘子，等我將落藥啲架步講你知啦。

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嗱，而家武大唔係同你話要你服侍好佢，噉你呀一定要小心在意噉體貼佢。

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佢如果問你攞藥食呢，你就將呢啲砒霜勾埋落嗰啲心痛藥裏頭。

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佢話要食藥嘅時候你就灌佢飲。

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等到毒性發嘅時候，佢啲腸胃都會斷㗎，佢梗係會大聲噉嗌㗎喇，你就用堂被𢫏實佢，唔好畀人哋聽到。

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嗱仲有啊，你就預先煲好一鑊熱水，熠住條抹布。

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事關啲毒藥一發作呀，佢就會七竅流血㗎，口唇就實會咬到有痕跡嘅。

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等佢冇咗命咯，你就掀開張被，將熠過嘅抹布同佢抹乾淨，噉就冇咗血跡㗎喇；

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放咗入棺材裏便，抬出去一把火燒咗仲有個屁事咩！噉就乜都掂晒啦嘛。

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好就係好，不過奴家手都軟咯，搞唔掂佢個屍體㗎。

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噉就容易啫，你即管敲埲牆啦，到時我會過嚟幫你手㗎喇。

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西門慶就話：嗱，你哋畀心機搞妥佢，聽朝五更我嚟聽消息。

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講完西門慶就返扯嘞。

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王婆將啲砒霜呀碾成末噉，交咗畀潘金蓮收好。

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潘金蓮行返屋企，上樓去睇下武大郎。

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武大郎當時呀已經係氣色奄奄，喺度等死㗎喇。

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潘金蓮就坐喺佢床邊詐假意喊。

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武大郎就問佢啦：你，嗯你你嚟喊乜嘢吖？

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潘金蓮抹下眼淚話：

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為，我一時唔啱，畀嗰個嘢呃咗咯，邊個想到，佢會踢咗你一腳㗎。

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我問到人哋話有一種藥，好好嘅，我想去執一劑返嚟醫你，又怕你疑心，所以又唔敢去執啫。

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你，嗯救得生我，冇事嘞，噉就乜嘢都一筆勾銷晒，唔記喺心嚟嘅。

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誒，武二返嚟，我，我亦唔講佢聽，你，你快啲去執藥返嚟救我啦。

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哦，我去咯噃。

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潘金蓮攞咗啲銅錢行咗過去王婆嗰便坐，就叫王婆同佢去執藥。

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執咗返嚟喇，佢就攞住啲藥返上去樓上畀武大郎睇過，佢話喇：

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呢劑心痛藥，醫生話叫你半夜食喎，食咗呢，就瞓低𢫏冚堂被焗下汗，噉聽日就起得身㗎喇。

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誒，誒，噉誒，真係好咯，今晚，就辛苦下你，醒瞓啲，整好啲藥，半夜嚟叫醒我飲啦吓，哎。

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得嘞，你放心瞓啦，我會服侍你㗎喇。

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到咗夜晚，潘金蓮喺房間裏便點起眼燈，就落廚房煲定一大鑊熱水，攞咗條抹布熠埋喺啲熱水處。

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等啊等啊，等到外便打三更嘞，潘金蓮就將啲砒霜放咗落隻空碗處，另外就𢳂咗一碗滾水一齊攞上樓，佢問喇：

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大哥，啲藥呢喺邊度嚟啊？

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吓？哦，啲藥係嘛，誒，喺我枕頭邊，席底嗰度，你快啲攞去，整好畀我飲啦。

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潘金蓮掀起張席，攞到包藥呀，一倒就倒喺放咗砒霜嗰隻空碗裏便。

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佢擠好張藥單，然後將啲滾水沖落啲藥處，喺個頭上掹咗支銀簪落嚟攪勻啲藥。

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佢左手扶武大郎坐起身，右手揸住碗藥就灌咯喎。

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武大郎呷咗一啖就話喇：

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啊，大嫂啊，呢啲藥好難食㗎。

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只要佢醫得好病，理佢難食唔難食吖，飲啦。

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武大郎再呷第二啖，潘金蓮趁勢一灌，成碗藥都灌晒落喉嚨。

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潘金蓮放返低武大郎，連忙就跳咗落床。

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武大郎哎吖噉嗌咗一聲話：哎，大嫂，哎呀，誒，誒，誒吃咗啲藥，個肚痛起上嚟添啊，哎呀，哎呀，好痛啊，好痛啊，哎呀，哎呀，誒我頂唔住喇，哎呀，好痛啊。

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潘金蓮即刻喺床角尾掹咗兩堂被過嚟，兜頭兜腦冚實武大郎。

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武大郎就嗌啦：哎呀，誒焗得好辛苦啊，哎呀，哎呀。

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潘金蓮就話喇：醫生吩咐㗎，叫我同你焗下汗，噉至好得快㗎。

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武大郎仲想出聲，潘金蓮怕佢掙扎，就跳上床，騎喺武大郎個身上，兩隻手就緊緊噉撳實張被。

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嗰個武大郎就慘咯，好似油煎肺腑就火燒肝腸，吖咗兩聲喘咗一陣，腸穿肚爛就嗚呼哀哉，死咗咯。

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潘金蓮掀起張被，咦呀，見到武大郎呀，咬牙切齒，七竅流血。

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咦呀幾肉酸啊個樣呀，驚起上嚟，立刻跳返落床就去敲埲牆喇。

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王婆喺隔籬聽見，就行過嚟後門嗰度咳咗兩聲。

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潘金蓮喇喇聲落樓去開咗後門。

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王婆問佢話：點啊？了咗未啊？

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誒，誒，誒，了就了咗咯，之我手腳都軟晒咯，舞佢唔掂啊。

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有乜嘢咁難唧，等我幫你啦。

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王婆擸高衫袖，𢳂咗一桶熱水，浸住條抹布喺度，攞咗上樓。

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掀開張被摺返好，就將武大郎個嘴同口唇抹乾淨先，跟住就將眼啊、耳啊、鼻啊度度啲瘀血都抹晒，用套衣服冚住佢。

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噉佢哋兩個人就將個屍體一步一步抬咗落樓下，用塊舊門板承住；

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然後同佢梳咗頭，戴返頭巾，着好衣服，又攞對鞋襪嚟同佢着好；

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用一塊白絹嚟冚住佢塊面，搵一張乾淨嘅被嚟冚住個屍體；

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搞定晒呢一單喇，就返上樓上執拾企理啲嘢。

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等樣樣都搞妥當咯，王婆就返去自己嗰便。

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王婆走咗之後，潘金蓮就詐詐諦諦噉對住個夫主號哭起上嚟咯喎。

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嚱各位聽眾，原來世上啲女人啊，喊起上嚟係有三種嘅，邊三種呢？

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有淚有聲就謂之哭，有淚無聲就謂之泣啊，無淚有聲就謂之號咯。

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噉當時潘金蓮呢就乾號咗半晚。

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到咗五更個天都未曾光，西門慶就走嚟探聽消息嘞喎，王婆將經過講咗畀佢聽。

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佢就攞啲銀出嚟交畀王婆要嚟買棺材嘅，又叫潘金蓮過嚟商量。

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潘金蓮過到嚟就對西門慶話喇：

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我阿武大而家已經死咗喇，以後就靠你㗎喇。

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噉仲使講咩？你安心啦娘子。

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王婆就話喇：大官人啊，不過有件事好緊要噃，就係地方嗰個團頭何九叔啊。

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佢個人呀，好眉精眼企㗎，至怕畀佢睇出咗破綻，唔肯斂啫。

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呢層唔緊要，我去同佢講聲，佢唔敢話唔聽我說話嘅。

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噉大官人快啲去同佢講啦，遲咗就怕誤事啊。

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商量完，西門慶就去嘞。

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天光大白喇，王婆去買咗棺材又買咗啲元寶蠟燭香之類嘅嘢返嚟，幫潘金蓮煮好飯，點起眼死人燈盞。

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當時啲街坊鄰里呢少不免都嚟吊問啦。

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潘金蓮就揞住塊面喺度詐喊嘞喎。

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啲街坊就問佢話：大郎得咗咩嘢病啊？乜噉就死咗喇吓？

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潘金蓮就話喇：

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佢得咗心痛病，一日重過一日，睇嚟，都係冇得好㗎喇，想唔到咁淒涼，尋晚三更就死咗咯。

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講完，又嘩嘩聲噉詐喊起上嚟。

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啲街坊明知武大郎死得不明不白㗎喇，不過又唔敢追問喇，求其係噉意勸下佢話：

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唉，人死不能復生咯，自己身子緊要啊，娘子唔好咁傷心咯。

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潘金蓮亦係噉意噉多謝過大家，噉啲人呢就告辭走咗嘞。

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王婆買咗棺材，就去請團頭何九叔啦。

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但凡入殮用嘅嘢都買齊嘞；屋企應用嘅物件亦都買晒。

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又去請咗兩個和尚叫佢哋晏啲嚟伴靈。

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噉何九叔呢，就派咗幾個手下去先。

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佢自己啊到咗巳牌時分即係九點零鐘啊，先至慢慢行出嚟。

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佢去到紫石街巷口，迎面見到西門慶嗌佢話：

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九叔去邊處啊？

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哦，大官人，小人去前便同賣燒餅嗰個武大郎入殮咋嘛。

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九叔，借過兩步有句說話同你講下。

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於是西門慶帶住何九叔嚟到街口轉角一間小酒店，入到去間房。

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西門慶就話喇：何九叔，請上座。

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誒，嗨誒欸，小人係個乜嘢人至得㗎，點敢同大官人一齊坐呢？

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誒九叔乜咁客氣啊？請坐，請坐。

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兩個人坐落，西門慶就叫店小二攞樽好酒嚟。

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店小二呢一頭捧咗幾味送酒個菜上嚟，跟住就斟酒嘞。

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何九叔個心就好思疑啊，佢諗：

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呢個人從來都冇同我飲過酒嘅，哼，今日呢杯酒呀，必定有啲古怪。

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兩個人飲咗半個時辰，只見西門慶攞咗一錠十兩重銀出嚟放喺枱面上面。

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九叔，呢啲係送畀你嘅，些少薄禮唔成敬意，聽日另外仲有酬謝。

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何九叔拱住手噉話：

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小人並冇為大官人效過半分力，點敢受大官人嘅銀吖？

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就算係大官人有用得到小人嘅地方咯，亦唔敢收啊。

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又唔係外人，九叔何必客氣呢？請你收咗佢先至講啦。

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有咩嘢說話，大官人即管開聲，小人一定遵命。

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哦，噉亦冇咩嘢事嘅，等陣佢哋屋企有啲辛苦錢畀你嘅。

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嗯，而家你要同武大郎入殮，總之凡事關照下，一堂錦被就冚住晒咯，冇咩嘢其他事嘞。

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就係呢一啲咁多小事有乜緊要吖，點敢話要大官人嘅銀啊？

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九叔你如果唔收，噉即係話推咗我個啫。

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何九叔知道西門慶素來係惡嘢，而且又係個把持官府個的人，好啦，收咗佢先。

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兩個人飲咗一陣酒添，西門慶叫店小二嚟記咗賬，叫佢聽日去鋪頭收錢。

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噉就一齊落咗樓出門口嘞。

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西門慶話：九叔，你記住啊，千祈唔好洩露出去，第日再嚟報答你。

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講完就走咗喇。

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何九叔個心就更加思疑喇佢諗：哈，作怪喇。

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我有我去斂武大郎啊關佢乜嘢事，畀咁多銀我嘅？

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哼，呢件事呀，實有蹺蹊嘅。

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佢去到武大郎門口，見到佢嗰幾個手下喺門口等住佢。

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何九叔就問佢哋話喇：武大郎係咩嘢病死㗎？

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佢老婆話係心痛病死個喎。

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嗯。何九叔擸起門簾行咗入屋。

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王婆就行前嚟迎接佢話：

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阿叔嚟喇，等咗你好耐喇。

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啱先有啲小事，阻滯咗一下，嚟遲一步嘞。

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呢個時候只見潘金蓮，着住套素色嘅衣服，喺裏頭詐諦噉喊住緊行出嚟。

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何九叔話：娘子唔好咁傷心喇。

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唉真係不幸啊，大郎噉就歸咗天咯。

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潘金蓮詐假意抹下眼淚話：

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真係可憐咯，想唔到拙夫得咗心痛病，幾日咁多，就掉低奴家去咗咯，淒涼啊！

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何九叔從頭到腳噉望下潘金蓮個樣個心話喇：

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我一向只係聽人講過武大娘子，未曾見過佢面。

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原來武大郎娶着個噉嘅老婆呀，唔怪得啦。

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西門慶呢十兩銀，係有啲來歷嘅喇。

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何九叔行過去睇下武大郎個屍體，然後將冚住武大郎塊面嘅元寶同白絹揭開，定眼一睇：哎呀！

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何九叔大叫一聲，當堂口吐鮮血，成個跌倒喺地嚟。

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那幾個夥記就立刻扶住何九叔

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只見佢呀，指甲青就口唇紫，面皮黃就眼無光喎。

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王婆就話喇：中咗邪啊，中咗邪啊佢快攞啲水嚟啦！

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噴咗兩啖水，何九叔慢慢慢慢噉逳動返下，有啲蘇醒嘞。

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王婆又話：快啲送九叔返去屋企先啦你哋。

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於是兩個夥記用一扇門板，將何九叔一直抬到去屋企。

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佢老婆見到哎呀嚇死嚟喇，快快趣趣接咗佢入去，喺鋪床上面瞓低。

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佢老婆就喊住話喇：

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哎呀，歡歡喜喜噉出去，點解整成噉樣返歸吖？閒時都冇話噉中邪嘅喎，哎，陰功咯。

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坐喺床邊就一味噦噦聲咁喊。

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何九叔睇住啲夥記都行開晒唔喺面前嘞，就踢下佢老婆話：

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喂，喂，你唔使擔心，我冇事㗎。

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吓？咩嘢話？

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嘿，咪咁大聲，等我講你聽啦。

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我先頭去武大屋企同佢入殮，去到佢街口，就見到喺縣衙門前便開藥材鋪嗰個西門慶，佢請我去飲酒噃，仲送咗十兩銀過我。

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佢話，你去斂武大凡事都遮掩下啦噉。

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我去到武大屋企，見佢嘅老婆妖妖冶冶，唔係個好人，我個心就有八九分猜疑㗎喇。

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及至我掀起元寶一睇，見到武大塊面皮係紫黑色嘅，七竅都滲緊血出嚟，口唇上面仲微微有牙齒痕添，唔使問喇，都係中毒死㗎喇。

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我本來係想講出嚟㗎喇，之又怕佢冇人作主，噉得罪咗西門慶，豈唔係去撩個黃蜂竇？

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之你話糊里糊塗噉是是但但同佢入咗棺材斂咗，武大有個細佬，就係前嗰排喺景陽岡打死隻大老虎嗰個武都頭喎；

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佢呢份人呀，殺人唔眨眼㗎嘛。

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00:28:52,712 --> 00:28:56,386
噉佢返嚟一追究呢件事就實衡會爆出嚟㗎喇喎。

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00:28:57,693 --> 00:28:59,123
噉佢老婆就話喇：

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係喇，前幾日我都聽人哋講，話喺後巷住嗰個喬老佢有個仔叫做鄆哥。

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佢又去紫石街幫阿武大捉姦，大鬧茶坊噉話。

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00:29:13,835 --> 00:29:15,483
噉冇錯就係呢件事喇。

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以後你慢慢再去問下佢啦。

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00:29:19,162 --> 00:29:27,365
而家呢件事有咩嘢咁難做唧，嗱，你叫幾個手下去斂咗武大先，就問佢幾時同佢出山。

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00:29:28,048 --> 00:29:35,011
如果係停住喺屋企，噉等到武松返嚟先至出殯喎，噉就同你一啲關係都冇啦。

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00:29:35,703 --> 00:29:39,908
如果話送上山埋葬咗佢喎噉亦無妨啊，係唔係吖？

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之如果話要攞去燒咗佢呢，噉就必定事有蹺蹊喇。

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噉你到時呢，就話去送殯，睺住人哋唔垂意，靜靜攞佢兩嚿骨頭，同埋呢十兩銀一齊收好佢，呢啲就係最實在嘅證明嚟啦嘛。

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等到武松返嚟，佢唔問起就罷啦，問起上嚟你唔係照直講咯。

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何九叔就話喇：哎呀，真係家有賢妻勝過萬兩黃金，你講得啱。

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00:30:12,501 --> 00:30:14,936
跟住就嗌啲夥記嚟吩咐佢哋話：

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我中咗邪，唔去得喇，你哋自己去斂咗佢啦。

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問下佢幾時出山，返嚟話我聽。

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嗰啲錢你哋幾個人分咗佢就係咯。

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樣樣都要做得妥當啲至好啊，啊。

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誒仲有，如果畀錢我呢就唔好要喇。

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嗰幾個夥記聽咗，就去武大郎屋企入殮嘞。