srt/seoiwuzyun/034.srt

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王婆就整古整怪拖咗西門慶入房啦。

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入到房，王婆就對潘金蓮話喇：

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娘子啊，佢就係嗰位施主，送衣料畀我嘅官人喇。

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西門慶見到潘金蓮就行咗個禮。

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潘金蓮即刻放低啲嘢，企起身還禮，講一聲萬福。

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王婆指住潘金蓮對西門慶話：

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難得呢位官人送啲綢緞畀我，擠咗成年都未曾做。

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而家，又多得晒呢位娘子親手幫我做，真係吖，好似織布機咁好針線，又密又好，真係難得㗎咯。

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大官人，你過嚟睇下。

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西門慶攞起件衫嚟睇下，猛咁喝彩話：

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呢位娘子喺邊處學嚟呢手咁好嘅功夫啊？哈哈，真係，啊，神仙一樣噉嘅手勢啊。

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潘金蓮笑笑口話：官人唔好取笑我啦。

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契娘呀，請問呢位係邊家嘅娘子啊吓？

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大官人，你估下呢。

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小人點估得到呢？

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我話你聽吖，佢係隔籬武大郎嘅娘子吖嘛。

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咩前日果支鴉叉打得唔夠痛呀呢？大官人咁快就唔記得咩？

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潘金蓮呀即刻面紅起上嚟話：嗰日奴家偶然失手，官人唔好記喺個心嚟啊。

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嚱，乜說話，乜說話呢？

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王婆接住口話喇：呢位大官人呀，一生和氣，從來都冇話記仇㗎，好好人㗎佢。

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西門慶就話喇：哦，前日小人唔認得，原來係武大郎嘅娘子呀？

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武大郎誒我認得，勤勤懇懇，忠忠直直，呢佢喺街上做咗咁耐生意，大大小小都未曾得罪過一個人嘅；

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又會賺錢性情又好，噉嘅人真係難得啊，哈哈難得啊。

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王婆又話喇：噉唔係，娘子嫁咗呢位大郎，凡事都係百依百隨㗎。

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潘金蓮就答佢話：拙夫個人好冇用㗎，官人唔好見笑啊。

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誒噉講就唔啱喇娘子。

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古人都有話喇：柔軟係立身之本，剛強係惹禍之胎吖嘛。

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好似大郎噉嘅人品，良良善善，噉先至穩陣啊。

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王婆喺一便就打衡邊鼓話喇：一啲都冇錯，一啲都冇錯啊官人。

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西門慶誇獎咗一輪，就坐喺潘金蓮對面。

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王婆就問：娘子，你知唔知道呢位官人係邊個啊？

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奴家唔知道喎。

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呢個大官人呀，係本縣一位財主嚟㗎，連知縣相公都同佢有來往㗎。

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佢叫做西門大官人，佢呀，萬萬貫家財，喺縣衙門前便，開咗間藥材舖。

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佢屋企啲錢呀，多到壓冧樓，啲米就多到諍爆倉。

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赤色嘅係金，白色嘅係銀，圓嘅係珍珠，方嘅係寶貝；

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又有犀牛頭上隻角，又有大象口裏頭隻牙添㗎。

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嗰個王婆一味咁誇獎西門慶，嘿，講到口水花噴噴啊。

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潘金蓮呢，就耷低個頭喺度聯衫。

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西門慶睇住潘金蓮，嘿，生滋貓入眼噉，鍾意到佢死嘞。

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王婆就走去沖咗兩杯茶嚟，一杯係畀西門慶，一杯係畀潘金蓮。

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佢話：娘子啊，陪大官人飲杯茶啦。

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飲完茶之後，就覺得佢哋有啲眉目傳情咯喎。

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王婆望住西門慶，用隻手嚟摸下自己塊面。

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西門慶一睇，嘿，個心明白王婆呢個逳作嘅意思喇。

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撒開五隻手指吖嘛，即係話：喂，有五分光咯喎。

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呢個時候王婆就話喇：大官人如果唔嚟，我呢個伯爺婆亦唔敢上門去請。

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今日呢，一則係有緣分，二則係嚟得啱噃。

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開講都有話咯：一客不煩二主吖嘛。

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大官人係出錢嘅，呢位娘子係出力嘅。

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嗱我都唔客氣喇，難得呢位娘子喺處，官人啊你就做個主人，同我請下娘子飲返杯酬謝下呢。

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西門慶就即刻話：啊你睇，小人都冇諗到添，嗱，我呢度有銀喺處。

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講完就攞啲銀出嚟交咗畀王婆，請佢去買酒菜。

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潘金蓮就話喇：哎呀，噉唔好嘅。

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個口係噉講，之又唔逳身喎。

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王婆攞咗啲銀就行喇，嚱潘金蓮呀仲係唔起身扯。

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王婆要出門口喇，佢話：唔該阿娘子你陪大官人坐一陣先啦吓。

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潘金蓮就話喇：哎呀契娘，噉唔好嘅呢。之始終冇逳身。

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西門慶呢個傢伙啊，嗰雙眼一味望實潘金蓮。

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潘金蓮嗰雙眼呢，亦係偷偷噉睄咗下西門慶。

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見到佢呢一表人才，個心啊已經有六七分意思嘞。

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睄咗兩眼，又耷低個頭做針指嘞。

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冇幾耐，王婆買咗嘢返嚟喇，無非係啲肥鵝熟肉靚點心之類等等呢，就用碟裝好都擺喺張枱處。

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王婆又話：娘子啊，快啲收起啲針線衣服先嚟飲杯酒啦吓。

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潘金蓮話：契娘，你同大官人飲啦，奴家唔敢當。

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誒，口係噉講，之冇逳到身喎。

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王婆又話喇：乜噉講啊，呢餐係專登請娘子嘅，你唔飲噉都得嘅咩？

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於是三個人就埋位咯喎，斟咗酒。

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西門慶攞起杯酒話：娘子，飲勝呢杯啦。

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多謝官人厚意。

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王婆就撥到衡喇：我知道娘子好飲得嘅，今日呀開懷飲多兩杯啦。

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潘金蓮接咗西門慶遞過嚟嗰杯酒。

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西門慶又攞起筷子嚟話：契娘，幫我夾啲餸畀娘子啦。

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王婆梗係拍硬檔啦，一味揀啲好食嘅就夾畀潘金蓮嘞。

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一連斟咗三巡酒，王婆又去坐熱第壺酒嘞。

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西門慶又問潘金蓮話：請問娘子青春多少啊？

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奴家虛度二十三歲。

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哦，小人比娘子大五歲咯。

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官人係將天比地啦。

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王婆就插嘴話：娘子好本事㗎，唔單止做得一手好針指啊，諸子百家樣樣都精通㗎佢。

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噉真係去邊度搵啦，武大郎真係有福份咯。

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大官人啊，唔係我喺度講是講非吖，枉你大官人屋企有咁多個人，之邊處有一個及得呢位娘子㗎？

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唉，真係一言難盡嘞，總之係小人嘅命唔好係啦，總係攞唔到個好嘅。

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大官人你先頭嘅娘子真係好嘅嚱？

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唉唔好講，如果我先妻在世，就唔會搞到而家咁家無主屋倒豎啦。

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而家，嘿，枉我有六七口人食飯，冇個頂用嘅。

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聽到呢處，潘金蓮就問西門慶喇：

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大官人啊，噉大娘子去咗世幾多年喇？

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小人嘅先妻出身係好低微嘅啫，但係人就好聰明，好嘜叻嘅，事無大小都幫得小人。

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佢過咗身已經三年喇，唉，屋企嘅事呀，搞到七顛八倒。

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唔係點解小人成日出咗嚟吖，就係喺親屋企就要霎氣。

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王婆話喇：大官人，唔好怪我伯爺婆直白講吖嗱，你先頭嘅娘子呀，亦冇呢位娘子咁好嘅針指啊。

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噉老實講啊，就係小人嘅先妻，嘿嘿，亦唔及呢位娘子噉嘅人才。

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係喇，大官人啊，你唔係養咗一個外宅喺東街嚟？點解唔請我去飲杯茶啊？

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哦，就係唱小曲嗰個張惜惜咋嘛。

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我唔係點鍾意佢啫。

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大官人，噉你同李嬌嬌又好緣份喎。

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佢又攞咗返屋企喇，如果佢會當家嘅呢，我早就扶正咗佢啦，之佢又唔得吖。

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大官人呀，如果有一位合大官人你心水嘅人，噉你收唔收得佢返屋企㗎？吓？你怕唔怕嘅啫？

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唓！我個爹娘都死咗㗎喇，屋企係我話事嘅，我鍾意嘅邊個敢話唔得吖？

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嘿嘿，我發牙痕講嚟玩嘅啫，喇起手，邊處搵到個人合大官人你心水㗎？

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唉，點解話會冇吖？至衰就係我夫妻緣份薄，撞唔到啫。

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噉西門慶同王婆就你一言時我一語，傾咗一大輪。

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句句說話，無非都係講畀潘金蓮聽嘅。

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講講下，王婆話喇：嘿，正話飲得高興，冇咗酒添。

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大官人啊，咪怪我貪杯吓，再去買一樽返嚟呢，好唔好啊？

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好啊，嗱，我條手巾仔包住五兩幾碎銀嘅，都放喺你處啦，要飲就即管去買。

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有多嘅，契娘你收起佢咪就係咯。

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王婆多謝一聲，企咗起身。

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睇下個潘金蓮，嗯，一杯酒落肚，已經心逳逳咯；

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而家呢，聽見王婆話去買酒，只係耷低個頭，冇話到要扯就更冇逳到身。

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於是王婆笑騎騎噉話：我去買樽酒返嚟，同娘子再飲一杯吓。

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娘子啊，勞煩你招呼住大官人坐下先啦。

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壺裏便仲有冇酒啊吓？有就再斟兩杯同大官人飲啦，吓。

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誒，嗱我而家去縣衙門前面嗰間舖頭，買一樽好酒返嚟，要去幾耐下先至返得嚟㗎。

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潘金蓮嘅口就話喇，唔好去買咯噉，個人呢，仲係坐住喺度逳都冇逳。

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嗰個老虔婆行出咗房，順手掩返埋道門，仲用條繩將道門綁到實實添。

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佢自己呢，就喺房門外便坐喺度守住。

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等王婆出咗去，閂咗門，西門慶就斟咗杯酒嚟敬潘金蓮嘞。

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佢特登用堂衫袖一揩，揩咗雙筷子落地，嗰雙筷子就咁啱跌正喺潘金蓮嘅腳邊。

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西門慶即刻踎低去執筷子咯喎，只見潘金蓮嗰一雙尖尖細細嘅小腳，喺正筷子旁邊嚟。

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哼，西門慶嗰單嘢就唔去執筷子，佢用隻手喺潘金蓮嘅繡花鞋上面捻咗一下。

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潘金蓮咭聲笑起上嚟話：官人你咪啦，你，你，你真係要勾搭我呀？

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西門慶一下跪低話：唔該娘子你，應承小生啦，吓，吓。

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噉呢兩個嘢就勾搭上，喺度胡天胡帝嘞。

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過咗一陣，王婆突然間推開房門入嚟，好嬲噉話：好啊，好啊，你哋兩個嘢做得好事啊！

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嚇到西門慶同潘金蓮一跳。

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好啊你，好啊你，我請你嚟做衣服咋噃，冇叫你嚟勾佬㗎吓。

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如果畀武大知道呀，實連累埋我嘅，咪喇咪喇，我去出首先喇。

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王婆擰轉身就走嘞。

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潘金蓮掹住王婆話：哎呀契娘，饒恕我啦。

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西門慶亦都話喇：哎契娘呀，細聲啲啦。

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王婆就笑住話：哼哼，如果想我饒恕你哋都得，不過都要聽我一件事。

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潘金蓮話：咪講一件啦，就算係十件，我都聽你話嘅契娘。

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嗱，你從今日開始，要瞞住武大，每日都唔好失約，唔好辜負咗大官人，做得到嘅呢，我就算數係啦；

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如果你有一日唔嚟我就要去同你武大講㗎喇。

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哦，我聽契娘話就係啦。

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西門大官人啊，你嗰處就唔使我講咁多喇。

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呢十分好事已經功德圓滿啦，你應承我嗰件嘢唔好失信喎。

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你如果負心呀，我亦要同武大講㗎。

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契娘放心啦，我冇話失信嘅。

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嚱，噉就斟妥晒，三個人坐落又飲咗幾杯酒。

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已經到咗下午嘅時候，潘金蓮就企起身話：

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武大嗰個嘢就返嚟㗎喇，奴家要返去先喇。

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佢混後門返去屋企，除低咗道門簾，哈咁啱武大郎就入門口嘞。

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噉喺呢頭呢，王婆就望住西門慶話：點啊，老娘嘅手段掯啩？

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真係多得晒契娘啊。

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我一返到屋企，即刻攞一錠銀嚟送畀你，應承過嗰樣嘢，唔敢話冇良心嘅契娘。

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嗱，噉我就一心等住好消息啦吓，千祈唔好等我望到頸都長晒，落得個竹籃打水一場空噃。

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放心啦契娘。

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西門慶笑下就走人喇。

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噉嗰個潘金蓮呢，從此之後啊，每日都趯咗過去王婆屋企同西門慶喺埋一處，嘿真係如膠如漆啊糖黐豆噉。

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自古話：好事不出門，惡事就傳全千里啊。

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唔到半個月頭，街坊鄰里，人人都知道呢件醜事嘞，就係瞞住武大郎一個人唔知。

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話分兩頭，而家講下縣城裏頭有一個細路仔今年就十五六歲，姓喬嘅。

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因為佢係佢老豆喺鄆城縣當兵嘅時候生嘅，所以就改個名做鄆哥。

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屋企呢，就得老豆喺處，父子兩人就相依為命。

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呢個細路呢，就生得幾精乖醒目嘅。

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平時就係靠喺啲酒店裏頭賣啲應時水果賺錢度日，周時亦得到西門慶幫襯，就搵返啲使用。

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嗰日，佢搵到一籃雪梨，就挽住周街咁到處搵西門慶咯喎。

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嚱有個人正一係口多多，好管閒事嘅，佢見到鄆哥就話喇：

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喂，細路，嚟嚟嚟，你想搵到佢係嘛，嗱，我教你去一笪地方搵吖嗱。

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鄆哥就話啦：吖真係唔該晒你喇阿叔，等我去搵到佢，賺返四五十個錢嚟養阿爹都好吖。

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話你聽啦細路，嗱，西門慶呢，而家就索咗賣燒餅嗰個武大嘅老婆，日日都喺紫石街王婆嗰間茶坊坐。

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嚱嚱呢，而家呢個時候啊，多數喺度㗎喇。

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你係個細佬哥，即管撞入去都唔怕㗎吓。

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鄆哥聽咗就多謝一句阿叔指教，就挽住籃雪梨，一直行去紫石街喇喎。

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佢直筆噉行入王婆間茶坊處，見到王婆坐喺張凳仔處搓麻線喎。

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鄆哥放低籃雪梨，對住王婆行個禮話：契娘有禮喇。

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哦，乜係鄆哥呀，你嚟呢處有咩嘢事啊？

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想搵下大官人，賺返四五十個錢嚟養阿爹啫嘛。

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咩嘢大官人啊？

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嚱契娘，你都知㗎啦，唔係就係，嗰個。

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就算係大官人都有個姓名㗎嘛。

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嘿嘿，呢就係，兩個字嘅啫。

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咩嘢兩個字啊？

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契娘你咪喺度撚化我喇，我要同西門大官人講句說話呢。

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鄆哥一頭講，一頭就要行入裏便咯喎。

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王婆一手揪住佢話：馬騮仔去邊處啊你？人哋間屋亂咁撞都得嘅咩？

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你等我入去房搵佢啦。

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死馬騮乾，我間房裏便有咩嘢西門大官人啊？

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嘿嘿嘿，契娘，唔好獨食喎你，獨食難肥㗎喎。

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畀返啖汁水我呷下都好吖，你估我烏瀡瀡乜都唔知㗎？

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你個死馬騮仔，你知乜嘢啊？知！

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雞春咁密都哺出仔啊，你估你𢫏到冚就得㗎喇？

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哼，如果我講出嚟呀，至怕賣燒餅嗰個大哥要發火啫嚱？

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王婆畀佢呢兩句嘢督穿晒，嬲到佢死咯，就喝佢話：

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死馬騮仔，咁大膽走嚟老娘屋企放臭屁啊吓？

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哼！我係馬騮仔，你係老龜婆。

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王婆唔講咁多咯，揪住鄆哥，咯咯，噉就出力鑿咗佢兩下頭殼。

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哎，哎吖哎吖，你，你你做咩嘢打我啊你？

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死馬騮你仲嗌吖嗱？你仲嗌吖嗱？我大巴摑死你！

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老龜婆你有乜道理打我吖？

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嗰個王婆都唔理你咁多啊，一手叉住鄆哥，一手就出力咁鑿佢頭殼，一直打到出街，連嗰籃雪梨都擗咗出去。

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嗰啲雪梨呀四分五落，碌到成街都係。

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嗰個馬騮仔打唔過老虔婆啊，就一便鬧一便喊，一便行一便喺街處執返啲雪梨。

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指住王婆間茶坊就鬧佢話：你老龜婆你，哼你去死吖你，你去死吖你，你你你睇住嚟吖嗱，嗯你睇我講唔講畀佢聽吖嗱，嗯我我，我唔去就唔係人，誒。

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挽住個籃仔就去搵武大郎嘞。

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鄆哥轉咗兩條街，就見到武大郎擔住擔燒餅行緊過嚟。

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鄆哥企定腳，等武大郎行到面前就對住佢左望右望噉話：

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哈，呢排冇見你，乜成個光鮮晒喎。

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武大郎放低擔燒餅話：嗯我係一直都係噉樣啫，有咩嘢咁光鮮吖？

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使乜咁謙吖，你睇下，你嘅頭巾染得幾靚。

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亂噏廿四，嗯舊頭巾嚟咋嘛，幾時有染到呢又？

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吖仲話冇喎，染成綠色嘅，幾棖眼啊。

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吖你個死馬騮你嘩，乜乜乜噉樣嚟鬧我呀？

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吖我個老婆又冇勾佬，點解話我戴綠頭巾吖你？

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係，你老婆冇勾佬，勾仔啫。

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武大郎一手捉住鄆哥話：你，嗯，你你你仲講吖嗱？

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你呀，淨係識得會捉住我，你又唔會去捉佢？

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噉，噉，誒誒好兄弟啊，噉你講我聽，究，究竟係邊個嚟吖？嗯我送十個燒餅過你吖。

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嗯，燒餅唔中用嘅，嗱，你做個小東，請我飲返幾杯啦，我就講畀你聽。

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嗯乜你會飲酒嘅咩？嗯嗯，噉誒跟我嚟啦。

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武大郎擔起擔嘢，帶住鄆哥行到去一間小酒店。

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放低擔嘢，攞咗幾個燒餅，又買咗啲熟肉，打咗一壺酒，就請鄆哥食咯喎。

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嗰個僆仔又話喇：酒就唔使添喇，切幾嚿肉嚟畀我添啦。

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誒，誒好兄弟啊，嗯，你講我聽啦，吓。

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唔使急嘅，等我食晒啲嘢先至講你聽啦，啊。

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你唔使嬲㗎，我會幫你捉佢哋㗎。

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武大郎睇住個僆仔食完肉飲完酒就話喇：嗯你而家講得我聽喇掛？

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鄆哥就話：你想知道呀，嗱，你用隻手嚟摸我頭殼個瘤先，呢，呢處呢處。

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咦？啊係呢，誒點會搞到咁大個瘤㗎你？

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我講你聽啦：我今日攞住一籃雪梨，想話去搵西門大官人撈返多少油水啦，哈點知邊處都搵佢唔到噃。

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喺街上有個人話我聽，話佢喺王婆間茶坊處，勾咗武大娘子啊噉，日日都喺嗰度出入嘅。

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我就指意話去賺佢三五十個錢使下啦，我唔係去咯。

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哈豈有此理，王婆嗰隻老豬乸唔畀我入去噃，仲瘟咁出力撞我個頭添，趕咗我出嚟。

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噉我特登嚟搵你咋嘛。

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先頭呀，我又噏嗰兩句嘢嚟激你嘅，唔激下你，你又唔會問我㗎。

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吓？誒，誒，乜，乜真係有噉嘅事咩？

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睇你，睇你又嚟喇又嚟喇，我話你呀，正一係衰公啊。

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嗰兩個嘢日日都喺度等你一出咗門口就趯去王婆屋企鬼混，都唔知幾風流快活。

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你仲喺度問係唔係真有件噉嘅事喎。

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唉兄弟，我我我，我唔怕同你講啦，嗯我女人呀，日日去王婆屋企做衣服，噉返到嚟呢就面紅紅噉，我都係有啲思疑㗎喇。

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噉，噉講起上嚟，就冇錯係㗎喇。

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嗯嗱，嗯嗯，我，我而家擠落擔嘢，就返去捉姦，你話好唔好吖？

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鄆哥就話喇：你咁大個人都冇釐見識嘅。

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王婆嗰隻老狗乸，犀利到飛起，你點夠佢挭㗎？

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佢哋三個人呀，實有個暗號㗎嘛，見你去到捉佢，一早就將你老婆收起上嚟先，噉你去邊處搵佢吖？

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西門慶嗰單嘢又好打得嘅，好似你啲噉㗎，廿零個都唔係佢手腳啦。

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到時如果做佢唔到，仲白白畀佢打一餐添。

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佢又有錢有勢，反轉頭告你一狀，噉你仲要吃官司添噃；

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又冇人同你做主，實畀佢害死為止啦。

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哦好兄弟，嗯嗯，你講嘅都係啱嘅。

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噉，噉，噉我點先至出得呢啖氣呢你話？

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哼！我畀嗰隻老狗乸打咗一餐，又夠係冇埞出氣咯。

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嗱，等我教步棋你吖嗱：

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你今日呢，就夜啲先至好返屋企，返到屋企就乜都唔好發作，嚱，一啲聲氣都唔好漏出嚟，就好似平時噉就得喇。

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噉聽朝早呢，你就做少啲燒餅出嚟買，我啊會喺巷口睺實㗎喇。

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我一見到西門慶入咗去，就即刻嚟嗌你。

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你就擔住擔嘢就喺左近等我啦，到時我就入去撩嗰隻老狗乸先，噉佢梗係嚟打我㗎嘛。

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我就擗隻籃仔出街，你一見到就衝入嚟啦。

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我一頭頂實嗰個老鬼，你就唔好理咁多喇，一味撞入房，大聲咁嗌啦。

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嗱，你話呢條計仔得唔得吖？

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嗯，如果係噉，噉就難為咗你咯。

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嗯，嗱，誒我呢度有幾貫錢，你攞去趯米啦吓。

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噉，噉聽朝一早就嚟紫石街巷口等我咯喎，吓。

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鄆哥逗咗幾貫錢，仲有幾個燒餅就走咗喇。

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武大郎找咗數，擔起擔嘢喺街上賣咗一輪就返屋企。

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返到去，就好似鄆哥噉樣講，亦都係好似平時一樣，乜嘢都冇問乜嘢都冇講。

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嗰個潘金蓮呢，舊時只係會鬧個老公，一味欺負佢個啫。

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之近日嚟呢，因為亦都知道係對武大郎唔住咯，所以對武大郎嘅態度就好返啲喎又。

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當晚，佢見到武大郎返嚟就話喇：大哥，飲杯酒呢？

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嗯，唔飲咯，先頭我同一班朋友飲咗幾碗㗎咯。

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噉潘金蓮就開枱伺候武大郎食晚飯，當晚就冇事啦。

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第日，食完朝飯，武大郎只係做咗三籠燒餅。

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潘金蓮嗰份人呀，終之無日，一心只係想住西門慶，根本都冇理佢做多定做少。

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呢朝早，武大郎擔起擔燒餅就出街做生意嘞。

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潘金蓮就巴不得佢早啲出去啦，武大郎啊前腳出門佢後腳就行咗過去王婆屋企等西門慶嘞。

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而家講下武大郎，佢擔住擔燒餅，出到去紫石街巷口，迎面就見到鄆哥挽住個籃仔喺度望望下。

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武大郎就問佢話，點啊噉。

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鄆哥就話：仲係早得啲，你去賣一轉嘢先返嚟啦。

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佢九成係嚟咗㗎喇，你喺呢度左近等就啱喇。

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武大郎就真係滾水淥腳噉走去賣咗一轉燒餅就返嚟。

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鄆哥話：嗱，你等陣睇住我將隻籃仔一掉出嚟，你即刻就衝入去咯噃，啊。

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武大郎將擔嘢，寄存喺相熟嘅人家之後，就喺度等嘞。