srt/seoiwuzyun/032.srt

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嗰晚，武松就搬咗去紫石街佢大佬屋企住吖。

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第二朝一早，潘金蓮一起身呀就喇喇聲煲定好熱水，畀武松嚟啷口洗面。

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武松戴好頭巾，就出門去衙門畫卯簽到咯噃。

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卯就係卯時，即係而家講嘅早晨五點到七點呢個時間啦。

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噉舊時啲官府呢係早上卯時開始辦公，啲辦事人員啊就要按時上班簽到，就叫做畫卯。

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潘金蓮就話喇：阿叔你去畫咗卯，早啲返嚟食飯喎，唔好去第處食啊。

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好啦，我就返嚟㗎喇。

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噉武松就返去衙門，畫咗卯，伺候咗一個上午就返屋企嘞。

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嗰個潘金蓮呀，洗乾淨雙手，連手指甲都撩乾淨，煮好餐飯，噉三個人就坐埋一枱食。

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武松食完飯，潘金蓮雙手捧住一杯茶遞畀武松飲。

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武松就話喇：噉樣麻煩阿嫂，武松真係寢食不安，等我叫縣裏頭撥個土兵嚟做嘢罷啦。

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潘金蓮話喇：阿叔啊，乜你咁見外嘅啫，自己嘅骨肉咋嘛，又唔係服侍外人。

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你話撥個土兵嚟使喎，嗰啲人呀，叫佢哋煲水煮飯都唔得乾淨㗎，奴家真係睇唔慣嗰啲人嘅啫。

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噉誒真係麻煩晒阿嫂你喇。

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好喇，呢啲啰嗦嘢就唔講佢咁多。

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武松搬咗嚟之後呢，就畀咗啲銀過武大郎，叫佢買咗啲茶點啊請啲隔籬鄰舍飲茶。

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嗰啲隔籬鄰舍呢，亦都夾份子同武松做人情。

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跟住武大郎就擺咗圍酒，請返佢哋。

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噉呢啲都唔講喇。

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過咗幾日，武松就攞咗一匹彩色緞料出嚟送畀阿嫂做衣服噃。

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潘金蓮笑嘻嘻噉話：阿叔，噉點係啊。

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既然阿叔你送畀奴家咯，噉奴家就唔敢推辭，受起佢係啦。

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從此之後，武松一直都喺大哥屋企住。

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武大郎呢，依舊日日上街賣燒餅。

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武松啊每日返去縣衙門辦公當差。

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噉佢無論返遲返早啊，潘金蓮啊總係好茶好飯，歡天喜地噉服侍佢。

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噉樣一嚟，武松真係好過意唔去喇。

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潘金蓮呢，時不時都用啲說話嚟挑逗佢。

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不過武松係個鐵石心腸耿直嘅人，唔知佢咁多鬼馬嘢㗎嘛，所以亦都冇怪佢。

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有話則長就無話則短啊，不經不覺啊，又過咗個幾月喇。

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當時已經係十一月，連氣幾日翻起北風，個天呀彤雲密佈。

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呢一日落起大雪上嚟添，呢場大雪，一直落到晚上一更。

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望下四周圍呀，嗨，直情係銀鋪世界玉砌乾坤，真係靚啊。

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第日，武松一清早就出去縣衙門畫卯，一直到中午都未返歸。

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武大郎呢，畀潘金蓮趕咗出去做生意。

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潘金蓮佢自己又去叫隔籬個王婆幫佢買咗啲酒肉之類返嚟。

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佢去武松間房處，透起一盆炭火。

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佢個心諗：等我今日，真傢伙引下佢至得，唔信佢唔動情。

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潘金蓮一個人，冷冷清清噉企喺門簾旁邊等咯喎。

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一直等到武松踏住雪返嚟，潘金蓮擸起道門簾迎接武松話：

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阿叔返嚟喇，好冷啊嚱？

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多謝阿嫂掛心。

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武松入咗門，除低件氈笠，潘金蓮雙手就要去接嘞。

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武松話：唔使勞煩阿嫂喇。就自己拍甩啲雪，掛喺埲牆上。

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佢又解開腰間嗰個錢袋，除咗件鸚哥綠紵絲衲襖，返入房掛好。

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潘金蓮就話喇：奴家等咗成朝喇，阿叔點解唔返嚟食早飯啫？

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哦，縣裏頭有個朋友請食早飯，先頭又有人話請我飲酒，我唔想去就返嚟喇。

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哦，噉係嘛。

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阿叔啊，嚟焙下火啦。

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好。噉武松就除咗對油靴，換過一雙襪，着返對暖鞋，扚咗張馬杌坐喺火盆旁邊焙火。

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潘金蓮戌實道前門，又將道後門都閂埋，然後捧住啲餸菜入嚟武松間房，擺喺張枱處。

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武松就問佢話喇：大哥去咗邊度啊？乜仲未返嚟咩？

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你大哥呀日日都出去做生意㗎啦，我同阿叔你飲幾杯先啦。

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等埋大哥返嚟一齊食罷啦。

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幾時等得佢返嚟吖，唔等佢咯。

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話口未完，佢早就坐熱咗一壺酒嚟喇。

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武松話：阿嫂坐啦，等武二自己去坐熱啲酒就得嘞。

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噉阿叔你自便啦吓。

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潘金蓮亦扚咗一張馬杌，挨近火盆旁邊坐低。

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嗰張枱就擺喺火盆旁邊，上面就擺住啲餸菜，酒壺酒杯。

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潘金蓮隻手揸住一杯酒望住武松話：

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阿叔，你飲勝呢一杯佢呢。

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武松接過嚟，一飲而盡。

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潘金蓮又斟過一杯酒話：

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個天好冷啊，阿叔你飲埋呢一杯，成雙成對吖嘛。

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阿嫂，我自己嚟得嘞。

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武松接咗過嚟，又一飲而盡。

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武松斟返一杯酒遞畀潘金蓮飲。

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潘金蓮接過嚟飲咗，跟住又斟咗一杯酒放喺武松面前，佢笑住噉話：

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我聽見有人講，話阿叔喺縣前東街嗰度，收埋一個唱嘢嘅姑娘喎，係唔係真嘅啫？

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阿嫂千祈唔好聽啲外人亂噏廿四，武二從來都唔係噉樣嘅人。

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我唔信，至怕你口不對心啫。

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阿嫂唔信，你問大哥吖。

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唓，佢曉乜嘢吖！

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佢識得呢啲嘢呀，就唔使賣燒餅咯。

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阿叔，你飲啦，勝嘅。

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連氣又斟咗三四杯酒過武松飲。

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佢自己呢，亦有三杯落肚嘞，一味噏東噏西搵啲閑話嚟講。

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呢個時候，武松亦睇出八九分嘞，就耷低個頭咯喎。

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潘金蓮起身去坐熱啲酒。

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武松就坐喺度攞起火鉗嚟撥火。

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潘金蓮坐熱咗一壺酒返入嚟房，一隻手揸住個酒壺，一隻手呢就喺武松個膊頭處捻咗一下，佢話：

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阿叔，你淨係着呢啲衫唔冷咩？吓？

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武松已經有五分唔高興喇，冇應到佢。

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潘金蓮見武松唔出聲唄，一手就搶咗個火鉗話喇：

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阿叔，你都唔會撥火嘅，我嚟同你撥啦。

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好似一盆火噉，時時都咁熱就好咯。

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武松有八成唔高興喇，亦冇出聲。

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潘金蓮仲唔知道武松嬲喎，就放低把火鉗斟過一杯酒嚟，自己呷咗一啖就剩咗一大半杯。

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佢望住武松話：

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你如果有心嘅，就飲咗我呢半杯殘酒啦。

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嘿！武松一手搶過杯酒，潑咗落地。

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阿嫂，你唔好咁唔識羞恥喎。

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將隻手一推，爭啲將潘金蓮成個推跌。

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武二係個頂天立地嘅男子漢，唔係嗰啲敗壞風俗冇人倫嘅豬狗！

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阿嫂唔好咁唔識羞恥做啲噉嘅事。

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如果有咩嘢風吹草動，武二雙眼認得你係阿嫂，之拳頭就唔認得你係阿嫂喇。

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以後唔好噉喇。

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潘金蓮滿面通紅，即刻執拾咗嗰啲杯盤碗碟，佢話喇：

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哼，我同你講下笑咋嘛，使乜咁認真唧，真係唔識好醜嘅！

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捧起啲嘢就落樓返入廚房嘞。

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潘金蓮噉啊勾引武松唔成啦。

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武松呢，一個人就坐係房間嚟，仲氣咕咕。

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到咗未牌嘅時分，即係中午點零鐘啦，武大郎就擔住擔嘢返嚟㧬門喇。

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潘金蓮喇喇聲出嚟開門啦，武大郎入到屋，放低擔嘢行到去廚房。

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咦乜見到老婆雙眼喊到紅紅噉嘅？

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武大郎就問喇：你同邊個嗌交嚟啊？

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哼！都係你唔爭氣咯，等啲外人嚟欺負我。

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邊，邊個人敢欺負你啫？

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仲有邊個吖，武二嗰隻衰嘢咯。

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我見佢咁大雪行返嚟，就快啲攞啲酒菜嚟請佢食啦。

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點知佢見得我一個人喺屋企，就噏三噏四嚟調戲我。

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乜話？唔會嘅，我細佬唔係噉嘅人，從來都好老實嘅佢，嗯。

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你咪咁大聲嘈啦，畀隔籬聽到，盞畀人笑啦。

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武大郎唔理個老婆，就行去武松間房話：

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老二啊，你未食點心呢，嚟，我同埋你一齊食啲啦吓。

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武松唔出聲，諗咗一陣，除低對暖鞋，着返對油靴，又着返件面衫，戴起件氈笠；

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一頭攬返個錢袋一頭就行出門口嘞。

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武大郎嗌住佢話：老二你去邊度啊？吓？

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亦唔應噃，佢有佢行走咗喇。

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武大郎返到入廚房問佢老婆話：

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哈，我叫佢又唔應，一味噉就行咗去縣衙門嗰便咯，唔知佢做乜嘢呢嚱？

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潘金蓮就鬧佢話：你正一嚿飯噉，有乜嘢唔知嘅啫？

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嗰個衰神醜咯，冇面見你就走咗咯。

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我估佢實會叫人嚟搬行李，唔敢喺度住㗎喇。

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噉，噉佢搬扯咗呀，噉啊實畀人哋笑話啦。

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糊塗鬼啊你，佢嚟調戲我，就唔會畀人哋笑？

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你咁鍾意就你自己去同佢講啦，我係唔做啲噉嘅人喇。

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你寫張休書畀我，我哋離婚算喇。

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噉你啊留到佢夠係啦。

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潘金蓮噉樣講法，武大郎就唔敢再開口嘞。

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佢哋兩公婆喺屋企正喺度吟沉緊，武松返嚟嘞。

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佢帶住個土兵，攞住條擔挑，一直行返入房，收拾咗行李就扯咯喎。

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武大郎趕出去嗌住佢話：老二啊，老二，做乜嘢你要搬扯唧？

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大哥，你唔好問，講出嚟，盞出你醜嘅啫，你由得我扯罷啦。

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武大郎唔敢再問落去，由得武松搬走咗。

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嗰個潘金蓮喺裏便吟吟沉沉噉鬧：噉咪真係好啊！

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人人都估話有個親兄弟做都頭，實係好好噉孝敬哥嫂啦。

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誰不知反轉頭嚟咬人，正一係繡花枕頭得個樣啊。

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你搬扯咗呀，謝天謝地啊，唔使日日見住咁眼冤添啊！

141
00:13:28,374 --> 00:13:31,881
武大郎見佢老婆噉樣鬧法都唔知點好。

142
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之個心呢，總係悶悶不樂，呢件事總係𠽤住喺個心嚟。

143
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噉自從武松搬咗返去縣衙門住，武大郎呢，亦係依舊日日噉擔擔上街賣燒餅。

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佢又本來想去縣衙門搵佢細佬傾下，之畀潘金蓮呀撳住個頭千叮萬囑，唔准佢去搵武松。

145
00:13:57,214 --> 00:14:00,898
故此呢，武大郎就唔敢去搵佢細佬嘞。

146
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日子過得好快，正所謂歲月如流，好天喇唔落雪喇，又過咗十幾日。

147
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呢一日，陽穀縣嘅知縣啊諗起一件事。

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咩嘢事呢？

149
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原來呢個知縣到任以嚟，已經兩年半有多，就撈到好多金銀財寶。

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佢又好想派個人同佢送去東京，交畀佢嘅親眷收起嚟，幫佢攞去進行活動想升返幾級。

151
00:14:34,597 --> 00:14:41,359
之又怕喺半路畀人打劫咗啊，噉啊一定要有一個有本事嘅心腹人送去至得㗎。

152
00:14:42,230 --> 00:14:45,216
誒，佢突然間諗起武松嘞。

153
00:14:45,676 --> 00:14:51,350
冇錯喇，叫佢去就啱嘞，係要咁英雄至得嘅。

154
00:14:52,226 --> 00:14:55,584
所以呢一日呢，佢就叫咗武松嚟同佢話：

155
00:14:56,950 --> 00:15:07,690
我有一個親戚，喺東京城裏頭住嘅，而家我想送一擔禮物去，順便帶封信去問候下佢。

156
00:15:08,584 --> 00:15:16,439
就係怕條路唔係點好行，一定誒要好似你噉樣嘅英雄好漢先至去得嘅。

157
00:15:17,311 --> 00:15:21,166
你就唔好怕辛苦喇，同我去行一趟，啊。

158
00:15:21,558 --> 00:15:26,238
返嚟嘅時候，我自然會重重噉打賞你嘅。

159
00:15:27,171 --> 00:15:33,243
武松就話：小人得到恩上抬舉，正係想搵機會嚟報答。

160
00:15:33,913 --> 00:15:36,873
而家恩上要用到小人，點敢話推託呢？

161
00:15:38,108 --> 00:15:42,877
小人從來都未曾去過東京，仲可以順便去嗰度觀光下添。

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相公聽日打點好喇就起程啦。

163
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知縣好歡喜，賞咗三杯酒畀武松飲。

164
00:15:51,974 --> 00:15:53,336
呢啲啊不在話下喇。

165
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而家講下武松，佢接受咗知縣嘅命令之後，就返到去住宿嘅地方。

166
00:16:00,777 --> 00:16:09,541
攞咗啲銀兩，叫個土兵出街就買咗一樽酒同埋魚肉果品之類嘅嘢，就一齊行去紫石街佢大佬屋企。

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武大郎啱啱賣完燒餅返嚟，見到武松坐喺門口嚟，個土兵入咗去廚房整餸。

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潘金蓮對武松係餘情未斷啊，佢見到武松買咗酒菜返嚟，個心就諗嘞：

169
00:16:29,461 --> 00:16:32,242
唔通嗰個嘢想我咯返嚟咯？

170
00:16:33,169 --> 00:16:38,642
嗰個嘢實鬥我唔過嘅，等我慢慢嚟氹返佢至得。

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潘金蓮就喇喇聲行返上樓，搽返啲胭脂水粉，梳過個頭，換返件鮮豔顏色嘅衣服，然後行到門口迎接武松咯喎。

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佢行過禮話：阿叔，唔知咩嘢事得罪咗你呢？咁耐都唔上門嚟，使到奴家個心呀都唔知點好。

173
00:17:04,599 --> 00:17:12,236
每日都叫你大哥去衙門搵阿叔你賠個禮，點知佢返親嚟都話，搵唔到啊噉。

174
00:17:12,859 --> 00:17:20,528
今日真係高興喇，得阿叔你返嚟屋企，哎呀你睇，要阿叔你破費咁多錢做乜嘢唧。

175
00:17:21,903 --> 00:17:25,426
武二有句說話，特登嚟講畀大哥同大嫂聽。

176
00:17:26,230 --> 00:17:28,970
噉呀，阿叔請上樓坐啦。

177
00:17:30,268 --> 00:17:38,353
三個人上到樓，武松請哥嫂喺上首坐落，自己就擔咗張馬杌坐喺橫頭。

178
00:17:39,465 --> 00:17:43,055
土兵將啲酒肉，捧咗上嚟就喺張枱處擺好。

179
00:17:44,107 --> 00:17:46,489
武松就請大哥大嫂飲酒嘞。

180
00:17:48,087 --> 00:17:54,479
潘金蓮一味攞對眼嚟睄住武松，武松唔理佢，淨係顧住飲酒。

181
00:17:55,553 --> 00:18:01,145
酒過五巡，武松斟咗一杯，揸住喺手嚟望住武大郎話：

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大哥，今日武二受咗知縣相公嘅差遣，要去東京辦一啲事，聽日就要起程咯。

183
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多則兩個月，少則四五十日就返嚟。

184
00:18:15,452 --> 00:18:17,567
有句說話專登嚟講畀你聽。

185
00:18:19,146 --> 00:18:25,202
你嘅為人從來都係懦弱，我唔喺屋企，怕有啲外人嚟欺負你。

186
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噉如果你平日係賣十籠燒餅嘅，你從聽日起，就只係做五籠攞去賣啦。

187
00:18:34,230 --> 00:18:38,797
你啊每日要遲出早歸，唔好同人去飲酒。

188
00:18:39,424 --> 00:18:45,709
返到屋企，就放落道門簾，早早閂埋道大門，免得咁多口舌是非。

189
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如果有人欺負你呢，你唔使同佢爭執嘅，等我返嚟我自然會搵佢算賬。

190
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大哥，如果你聽我呢啲說話，就請大哥飲勝呢杯啦。

191
00:19:00,468 --> 00:19:06,530
老二你睇得到，講得啱，我聽你話。

192
00:19:07,621 --> 00:19:09,931
武大郎接過杯酒飲勝咗咯。

193
00:19:11,516 --> 00:19:14,394
武松再斟第二杯酒對住潘金蓮話：

194
00:19:15,963 --> 00:19:20,356
阿嫂係個精明嘅人，唔在武松講咁多咯。

195
00:19:21,610 --> 00:19:25,988
我大哥為人老實，全靠阿嫂你做主照顧佢。

196
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開講有話：表壯不如裏壯，阿嫂將頭家把得定，大哥仲有咩嘢煩惱吖？

197
00:19:35,896 --> 00:19:39,656
古人都有話喇：門扇密實狗難入吖嘛。

198
00:19:40,564 --> 00:19:53,387
嘿呀武松呢番說話一講出嚟，潘金蓮醜到呀由耳仔腳紅起一直紅到上額頭，跟住就變成紫漒噉色，佢指住武大郎破口大罵：

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你呢個懵鬼吖，蠢鈍得你吖！你同外人講過啲咩說話嚟欺負老娘啊？

200
00:20:01,075 --> 00:20:06,363
我講你聽吓，我係個唔戴頭巾嘅男子漢，響當當嘅女人。

201
00:20:06,798 --> 00:20:12,495
拳頭上面企得起人，膊頭上面走得馬，唔係嗰啲未見過世面嘅人。

202
00:20:13,470 --> 00:20:17,503
自從我嫁咗畀武大，真係連隻蟻都唔敢躝入屋㗎。

203
00:20:17,772 --> 00:20:20,481
有咩門扇唔密實，鑽咗隻狗入嚟啊？

204
00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:23,935
你胡言亂語，有憑有據先至好噏噃！

205
00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:32,867
哈哈哈，阿嫂噉樣講就最好嘞，但望你心口如一，千祈唔好口不對心。

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00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:39,886
阿嫂既然已經講咗咯，武二記住喺心嚟，請阿嫂飲咗呢一杯酒啦。

207
00:20:40,836 --> 00:20:47,514
潘金蓮推開隻酒杯，噔噔聲走落樓，落咗一半，企住喺樓梯嗰度話：

208
00:20:48,230 --> 00:20:52,183
你咁聰明伶俐，乜你唔知道長嫂為母咩？

209
00:20:52,694 --> 00:21:01,824
我當初嫁武大嘅時候，幾時聽講過有個咩嘢阿叔㗎？都唔知喺邊度走返嚟嘅，點知你係真定係假㗎？

210
00:21:02,525 --> 00:21:09,138
一味係老娘晦氣，撞親都係呢啲衰嘢！喊到搲搲聲就落咗樓咯喎。

211
00:21:10,570 --> 00:21:14,758
嗰個潘金蓮呀，嘿，真係會整色整水㗎。

212
00:21:15,891 --> 00:21:20,823
噉武大郎同武松兩兄弟飲咗幾杯，武松就要告辭喇。

213
00:21:21,489 --> 00:21:30,464
武大郎話：你呢趟去咗就早啲返嚟啊，返嚟我哋再相會啦。

214
00:21:31,254 --> 00:21:34,294
講講下，流起眼淚上嚟。

215
00:21:36,349 --> 00:21:43,819
武松見到噉就話喇：大哥啊，你不如唔做呢啲生意就罷喇，喺屋企唞下仲好。

216
00:21:44,499 --> 00:21:46,620
日常嘅使用我會送嚟㗎喇。

217
00:21:48,473 --> 00:21:52,524
武大就送武松落咗樓，臨出門口武松又話：

218
00:21:53,474 --> 00:21:57,116
大哥，我嘅說話你要記實至好啊。

219
00:21:58,579 --> 00:22:02,562
噉武松帶住個土兵，就返去宿舍收拾行裝。

220
00:22:04,258 --> 00:22:08,652
第日一早起身，打好咗包裹之後就去見知縣啦。

221
00:22:09,384 --> 00:22:14,764
個知縣呢，早就搵咗架車，將啲箱籠都裝咗上車㗎喇。

222
00:22:15,714 --> 00:22:23,133
佢點咗兩個精壯土兵，又喺衙門裏頭叫咗兩個心腹差人，吩咐得清清楚楚。

223
00:22:23,872 --> 00:22:35,336
噉嗰四個人就跟住武松，拜別咗知縣，裝束妥當，提住朴刀，押住架車起程上路，離開陽穀縣就一路去東京咯喎。

224
00:22:36,508 --> 00:22:39,941
話分兩頭，而家講下武大郎。

225
00:22:40,740 --> 00:22:47,934
佢自從武松喺屋企講咗嗰番說話走咗之後，足足呀畀個老婆鬧咗三四日。

226
00:22:48,241 --> 00:22:54,173
嘿嘿，武大郎呢個人又好脾氣，忍氣吞聲，你鬧就由得你鬧。

227
00:22:54,754 --> 00:23:02,846
佢個心淨係記實佢細佬個說話嘅啫，真係日日只係做一半燒餅搦出去賣，早早就返屋企。

228
00:23:03,376 --> 00:23:09,970
一放低擔嘢，就去除咗道門簾，閂埋道大門，定定噉喺屋企坐。

229
00:23:11,197 --> 00:23:16,757
潘金蓮見到佢噉嘅樣個心就嬲喇，指住武大郎塊面鬧佢話：

230
00:23:16,967 --> 00:23:23,302
蠢材！我都未曾見過個日頭仲喺半天嚟就將道衰鬼大門閂埋嘅。

231
00:23:24,009 --> 00:23:28,134
人哋見到噉呀，都唔知道我哋屋企整乜鬼啊。

232
00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:32,605
聽你細佬嗰把臭嘴發噏風啦，真係唔怕人笑話嘅。

233
00:23:34,394 --> 00:23:36,405
唔係由得佢哋笑係咯。

234
00:23:37,052 --> 00:23:42,829
我細佬講嘅都係啲好話嚟，免咗好多是非嚱。

235
00:23:44,037 --> 00:23:51,805
我啋！你個死懵鬼吖，你仲係唔係個男子漢啦，自己唔作主，要聽人哋擺佈你。

236
00:23:52,684 --> 00:24:02,187
嗯就係要聽佢話，佢講嗰啲說話，珍珠都冇咁真，金都冇咁值錢啊。

237
00:24:03,831 --> 00:24:13,564
真係㗎喎，武松去咗十幾日，武大郎啊日日如是，晏出早歸，返到屋企就閂埋大門。

238
00:24:14,620 --> 00:24:20,558
潘金蓮同佢嘈過幾場交，哈哈，收尾嘈慣咗喇，亦當冇件事喇。

239
00:24:21,283 --> 00:24:29,666
自此之後呢，潘金蓮約莫到咗武大郎返嚟嘅時候，就走去收起道門簾閂定道大門先。

240
00:24:30,684 --> 00:24:37,591
武大郎見到個心亦好歡喜，佢諗：啊，吖係噉又幾好喎。

241
00:24:39,153 --> 00:24:45,878
又過咗好幾日，冬天就快過盡喇，天色亦開始回暖。

242
00:24:47,026 --> 00:24:58,100
有一日，武大郎就嚟要返歸嘅時候，潘金蓮就習慣咗喇，就行去門口用個丫叉嚟叉嗰道門簾，想收返落嚟先啦。

243
00:24:58,874 --> 00:25:07,600
吖亦都係整定有事嘅，咁啱得咁巧，有個人喺門簾旁邊行過正所謂無巧不成書啊。

244
00:25:08,892 --> 00:25:17,061
潘金蓮叉嗰道門簾，一下失手，嗰個丫叉就𨃩歪咗，撲噉打正落嗰個人嘅頭巾處。

245
00:25:17,932 --> 00:25:22,339
嗰個人企定腳正話想發作喇，擰過頭嚟一睇：

246
00:25:22,579 --> 00:25:30,649
嘩！見係個如花似玉咁靚嘅女人唄，咦呀，已經軟咗半邊。

247
00:25:31,604 --> 00:25:38,930
先頭嗰啲怒氣呀，都飛咗去冇雷公咁遠喇，一下就變成笑口吟吟噉嘅樣喎。

248
00:25:39,561 --> 00:25:43,219
潘金蓮知道唔啱，就深深噉行咗個禮話：

249
00:25:43,973 --> 00:25:47,791
奴家一時失手，官人唔好怪啊。

250
00:25:48,865 --> 00:25:57,484
嗰個人一面用手戴返正頂頭巾，一面彎低條腰還禮話：誒唔緊要唔緊要，娘子請便啦。

251
00:25:58,569 --> 00:26:12,279
呢件事畀隔籬嘅王婆見到嘞，當時王婆正喺茶坊嘅門口嚟，佢笑住話：邊個叫大官人你喺呢棟屋簷下便過吖，打得好啊。

252
00:26:12,970 --> 00:26:19,792
嗰個人亦笑住話：啊，誒嚱，係小人唔啱，衝撞咗娘子咯，對唔住，對唔住。

253
00:26:20,562 --> 00:26:23,735
潘金蓮話：官人唔好嬲吓。

254
00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:28,888
嗰個人笑住又深深噉行咗個禮話：誒小人不敢。

255
00:26:29,556 --> 00:26:34,206
嗰一雙眼呀，一味喺潘金蓮個身上轉嚟轉去。

256
00:26:34,934 --> 00:26:42,699
臨行喇，仲要回咗七八次頭，然後搖搖擺擺，度住八字腳噉行去。

257
00:26:43,778 --> 00:26:49,643
潘金蓮亦都收起門簾、丫叉返入屋，掩返道大門等武大郎返嚟。

258
00:26:50,512 --> 00:26:55,444
喂，噉先頭嗰個人係邊個啊？喺邊度住㗎佢？

259
00:26:56,471 --> 00:27:04,759
呢個人呀，佢原來不過係陽穀縣一個破落戶財主，就喺縣衙門前便開間藥材舖嘅。

260
00:27:05,697 --> 00:27:10,264
自細就係一個奸詐嘅人，打得幾路好拳腳。

261
00:27:10,777 --> 00:27:19,548
近來呢，暴發起上嚟咯喎，專喺縣裏頭幫人哋講數口收黑錢，包打官司就陷害忠良。

262
00:27:19,734 --> 00:27:22,999
因此呢，成個縣啲人都驚佢三分。

263
00:27:23,926 --> 00:27:34,135
呢個人，複姓西門，單名一個慶字，西門慶啊，排行第一，人人都叫佢做西門大郎嘅。

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近來因為發咗達有錢嘞，所以人人又稱呼佢做西門大官人。

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哈哈，過咗冇幾耐，嗰個西門慶打咗個轉又返嚟咯喎，佢行入去王婆間茶坊裏便搵個位坐落。

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西門慶又返嚟做乜鬼呢吓？正所謂狗上瓦坑有條路。