srt/seoiwuzyun/019.srt

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劉唐同雷橫啊，正喺度打到不可開交，有個秀才模樣嘅人出嚟勸。

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呢個人，就係智多星吳用喇，佢表字學究，道號加亮先生，係本鄉人士。

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當時吳用就指住劉唐話：

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你唔好逳手，你為咩事同都頭爭執起上嚟啊？

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唔關你秀才事！

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雷橫就話喇：教授你唔知喇，呢個嘢，尋晚黑赤條條噉喺靈官廟裏頭瞓着咗，畀我哋捉住，帶咗去晁保正間莊處。

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原來佢係保正嘅外甥喎，噉就睇在佢舅父嘅面子放咗佢啦。

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晁天王請我哋飲咗酒，又送咗啲禮物過我。

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哈，呢個嘢，瞞住佢舅父，追到嚟呢處要問我攞返喎，你話呢個嘢大膽唔大膽呢？

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吳用啊諗嘞：

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奇噃，晁蓋同我都係自細相識嘅，乜嘢事都嚟同我商量嘅。

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佢啲親戚朋友我都知道晒，冇見過佢有呢個外甥㗎，而且年歲亦唔登對吖，實係有啲古怪定喇。

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好，等我勸開佢哋先，返轉頭慢慢至問佢。

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於是吳用就話：喂，你呢個大漢唔好咁牛頸喇。

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你個舅父同我係好朋友，同呢個都頭亦係有交情嘅。

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你舅父送咗啲禮畀都頭，你就走嚟要攞返，噉唔係傷咗你舅父嘅面子。

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好喇好喇，你睇在小生嘅份上，返去啦吓，唔好嘈喇。

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我會同你舅父講㗎喇，啊。

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秀才，你都唔知道呢，嗰啲銀呀唔係我舅父心甘情願送畀佢㗎，佢敲詐我舅父嘅啫。

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佢如果唔還返畀我，我點都唔返去。

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雷橫就話喇：除非保正自己嚟攞，我就還畀佢，你，我就唔畀！

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哈，你冤戾我做賊，呃咗人哋啲銀，點解唔還啊？

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又唔係你嘅銀，唔還，唔還！

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你唔還，你問下我手上呢把朴刀啦，佢肯，你就唔使還啦。

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吳用又勸佢哋話：你哋兩個鬥咗半日都冇輸贏，噉要鬥到幾時先了吖！

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佢唔還返啲銀過我，我就同佢鬥到你死我活先至了！

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雷橫火滾嘞：我如果怕你添多半個土兵嚟同你打呢，都唔算我係個好漢，我幾大都要斬低你先至算數。

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劉唐就拍到個心口啪啪聲噉話：你估我怕你啊嚟吖嗱！噉就上前嘞喎。

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呢便雷橫亦都指手畫腳噉湧上嚟嘞。

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睇住兩個又要搏過命，吳用拃住喺中間嚟猛咁勸。

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邊度勸得住呢？

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呢個時候，只見嗰班土兵指住嗰便話：呢，保正嚟喇保正嚟喇！

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劉唐擰轉身睇下，只見晁蓋就噉褸住件衫，打開咗前襟，喺條路處呀猛追過嚟大聲噉話：畜生，唔准無禮！

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吳用就笑起上嚟話喇：哈哈哈係要保正親自嚟，呢場交先至勸得住㗎喇。

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晁蓋追到嚟，氣喘喘噉話：你走嚟呢處鬥朴刀做乜嘢啊！

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雷橫話喇：你位外甥啊，揸住把朴刀追住嚟，問我攞返啲銀喎。

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我話：唔還畀你，要還我自己還畀保正，唔關你事噉。

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哈，佢噉就同我打起上嚟，鬥咗五十個回合。

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呢教授唔喺喺度勸緊咯。

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呢個畜生吖，小人一啲都唔知道，都頭你畀個面我，請返去啦，第日再登門賠禮。

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小人亦都知道佢係亂嚟嘅啫，唔會計較佢嘅。

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你睇下，又勞煩保正走咁遠嚟添。

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雷橫講完就帶住班土兵走咗咯。

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吳用就同晁蓋話：如果唔係保正親自嚟呀，幾乎鬧出一場大事啊。

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你呢位外甥確係使得，好武藝啊！

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先頭，小生喺籬笆入便睇住㗎喇。

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呢個使朴刀出咗名嘅雷都頭都打佢唔過呢，淨係識得架格遮攔咋。

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你話如果再鬥多幾個回合，我睇雷橫必定連命都冇埋。

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故此小生快啲出嚟格開佢哋啦。

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係喇，你呢位外甥喺邊度嚟㗎？往日喺你莊處未曾見過噃。

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晁蓋話：正話想請先生你嚟敝莊商量一件事，啱啱想叫個人嚟請你，就唔見咗佢嘞，睇下槍架上便唔見咗把朴刀。

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收尾聽見一個看牛仔話，有個大漢揸住把朴刀向住南便一直追過去啊噉。

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我就連隨追住嚟啦，哈哈，好彩得教授勸解住唧。

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教授，請嚟敝莊一趟，有件事要同你商量下。

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好啊好啊。

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吳用返入去書齋，掛返起條銅鏈，同個主人家話：等緊啲學生嚟就話先生今日有事幹，放一日假啦。

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吳用閂好書齋道門，用鎖鎖住，就同晁蓋、劉唐一齊去晁家莊嘞。

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晁蓋請佢哋一直入到去後堂，分賓主坐落。

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吳用問喇：保正，呢個人，究竟係邊個啊？

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呢位，係江湖上個好漢，姓劉名唐，係東潞州人士。

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因為有一單富貴特意嚟搵我。

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尋晚佢飲醉咗，瞓喺靈官廟嚟，點知畀雷橫捉住，拉到嚟我間莊處。

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我認佢係我外甥，噉先至得甩身。

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佢話：北京大名府梁中書，買咗十萬貫金珠寶貝，準備送去東京，同佢個外父蔡太師賀壽。

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日內，就喺呢處經過。

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呢啲不義之財，攞咗佢冇咩嘢唔妥吖噉。

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教授，佢呢一番來意，應正我一個夢噃。

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我尋晚，夢見北斗七星，落喺我間屋脊上便。

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斗柄上，另外仲有一粒小星，化咗道白光飛咗。

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我諗：星照本家冇話唔利事㗎。

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今朝早，就係想請教授嚟商量下。

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呢件事，你睇點呢？

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哈哈哈哈哈哈哈，小生見到劉兄嚟得奇怪，亦都估到七八成咯。

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呢件事好啊，不過有一樣噃，人多做唔成，人少又唔做得。

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貴莊空有咁多莊客，之一個都用唔上。

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而家只係得保正、劉兄同小生三個人，噉點做得成呢件事呢？

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就算保正同劉兄都係非常使得，亦都擔負唔了嘅。

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要做成呢件事，七八個好漢就啱嘞，多亦冇用。

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咦，莫非係要應正夢裏頭嘅星數？

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兄長你呢個夢，非同小可啊！

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嗯，嗯，唔通喺北方，仲有扶助嘅人嚟？

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吳用耷低頭諗咗一陣，佢眉頭一皺就計上心來喎。

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佢話：有喇，有喇！

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晁蓋急急問佢話：先生，如果有心腹嘅好漢，就去請佢哋嚟，做成呢件事啦。

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吳用話：我諗起嚟喇，有三個人，真係義膽包身，武藝出眾，敢赴湯蹈火同死共生嘅。

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得到呢三個人嚟，噉就做得成呢件事喇。

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呢三個係咩嘢人啊？叫咩嘢名？喺邊處住㗎？

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佢哋係三兄弟嚟，喺濟州梁山泊邊邊嘅石碣村住。

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平時，係靠打魚搵食，有時亦都喺水泊裏便做下私商嘅勾當。

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佢哋姓阮，一個叫做立地太歲阮小二，一個叫做短命二郎阮小五，一個叫做活閻羅阮小七，係親兄弟嚟。

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小生往日喺嗰處住過幾年，識得佢哋。

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佢哋雖然係不通文墨咋噃，但係同人做朋友呀，認真講義氣，係個男子漢，所以小生就同佢哋來往，到而家已經有成兩年多冇見面。

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如果有呢三個人，大事必成啊！

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係啊，我亦都聽聞過阮家三兄弟個名，就係未見過唧。

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係喇，石碣村離呢度只有百零里嘅路程，使個人去請佢哋嚟商量下好唔好呢？

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使人去請佢哋點肯嚟㗎？

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等小生親自去嗰度，就憑我三寸不爛之舌，説佢哋入夥。

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先生高見啊！幾時起程呢？

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事不宜遲，我今晚三更起程，聽日晏晝就可以到嗰處喇。

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好極喇！

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晁蓋又吩咐啲莊客擺酒嘞。

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吳用又話：北京到東京啲路我都行過，就係唔知道生辰綱混邊條路嚟唧。

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劉兄，呢次又要麻煩下你，唔好怕辛苦，漏夜趕去北京探聽下起程嘅日期，同埋究竟混邊一條路嚟，吓。

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噉，小弟亦都喺今晚起行。

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啊，咪住咪住，佢嘅生日係六月十五，而家先至係五月初幾，仲有四五十日。

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仲係等小生說服咗三阮兄弟返嚟，到嗰陣先至請劉兄去啦。

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晁蓋話：噉亦好，劉唐兄弟你就喺呢處等候啦。

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噉當日佢哋飲咗成個下午酒。

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到咗晚頭黑，三更時分，吳用起身啷口洗面食咗飯，攞咗啲銀收埋喺身邊，着返對草鞋，晁蓋、劉唐就送佢出咗莊門。

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吳用呢，漏夜就趕去石碣村。

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行到第日晏晝，行到嘞。

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吳用喺度住過嘅，識得路，唔使問人，嚟到石碣村就一直行去阮小二屋企。

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行到門口睇睇，只見水邊灣住幾隻小漁船，竹籬笆上便晾住一堂爛漁網。

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依山傍水，約莫有十零間草屋。

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吳用嗌咗一聲：二哥喺唔喺屋企啊？

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只見有個人喺裏便行出嚟，呢個人，生得面凹口闊，兩眼有神，心口長咗執黃毛。

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佢頭戴一頂爛頭巾，身穿一件舊衣服，打大赤腳。

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呢個人就係阮小二嘞。

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佢一見到吳用，連忙行過禮話：

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哎呀教授喺邊處嚟啊？今日乜嘢風吹咗你嚟呢度啊？

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有啲小事特登嚟求下二郎你。

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有咩事即管開聲。

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小生自從離開咗呢度，眨下眼就兩年喇，而家喺一個大財主屋企教書。

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佢係要請飲，想搵十零條十四五斤重嘅金色鯉魚喎，因此特登嚟搵下二郎啦。

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大鯉魚係嘛，哎，小人同教授飲幾杯先至講。

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冇錯喇，小生嘅來意亦係想同二哥飲返幾杯。

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嗱，湖對面有幾家酒店，我哋扒艇過去啦。

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啱喇，我都要搵下五郎講句說話，唔知喺唔喺屋企呢嚱？

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我哋去搵下佢就係啦。

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噉兩個人落到湖邊，阮小二喺條木樁處解開一隻艇仔嘅纜繩，扶住吳用落咗艇。

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喺樹頭攞咗支槳出嚟，掘幾下就扒咗開去。

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扒扒下，阮小二將隻手一擪，佢嗌話：七哥，有冇見到五郎啊？

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吳用望過去，只見喺蘆葦林裏便有個大漢扒隻艇出嚟。

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呢個人呀，闊面突眼，腮邊長住一把黃鬚，周身烏卒卒，好似生鐵打成嘅噉。

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佢頭戴一頂遮陽黑草笠，身穿一件格仔布背心，呢個就係活閻羅阮小七嘞。

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佢一便棹住艇一便問：二哥，你搵五哥咩事啊？

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吳用見到佢就話：七郎，小生特登嚟搵你哋有說話講啊。

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吖，教授，我哋好耐冇見咯喎。

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七郎，一齊同埋二哥去飲杯酒呢？

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好啊好啊，小人都唔知幾想同教授飲返杯㗎喇，之一直都冇機會見面啫。

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兩隻艇一前一後，扒咗冇幾耐，就扒到一笪地方。

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呢住四周圍沊沊𡃈都係水，有個小島仔上便，七八間草房。

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阮小二就嗌上去話：阿媽，五哥喺唔喺度啊？

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有個伯爺婆出嚟話：

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佢呀，魚又冇去打日日咁去賭錢，輸到一文錢都冇晒，呢啱先連我頭上嗰支銀釵都攞埋去，話要去圩賭過喎。

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阮小二笑咗一笑，又將隻艇扒返開。

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阮小七喺後便嗰隻艇處話：

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阿哥啊，真係唔知點解嘅，賭親都係輸，你話晦氣唔晦氣呢？

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咪話五哥冇得贏啊，我亦都輸到光晒喇。

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吳用聽見，個心就諗嘞：嗯，呢次呀實中我嘅計喇。

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兩隻艇一拍噉，扒去石碣村嘅圩鎮。

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扒咗半個時辰，只見前面獨木橋邊有個人，挽住兩串銅錢落嚟解艇。

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阮小二話：呢，五郎嚟喇。

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呢個阮小五呀，生得雙手如鐵棍，兩眼似銅鈴。

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佢斜斜地噉戴住一頂爛頭巾，鬢邊仲插住朵石榴花添，褸住一件舊布衫。

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打開胸，心口上便，青必必噉刺住一隻豹。

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佢擸高褲腳，條腰束住一條格仔布手巾。

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吳用就嗌佢一聲話：五郎，好唔好手氣啊喂！

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哦，原來係教授呀，嘿成兩年冇見咯喎。

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我喺橋上便望咗你哋好耐㗎喇哈估話邊個呢？

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阮小二就話：我同教授去過你屋企搵你，阿媽話你去咗圩鎮賭錢喎。

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噉啊一齊嚟呢處搵你啦，嚟啦，嚟同埋教授去水閣嗰便飲幾杯。

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阮小五連忙喺橋邊解開隻艇仔，跳咗落去，攞去支搖一扒就扒埋一拍。

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三隻艇扒咗冇幾耐，就嚟到嗰間水閣酒店嘞。

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三隻艇都灣喺水亭下便嘅荷花蕩嚟，扶吳學究上咗岸，入到間酒店，喺水閣裏頭搵到張枱。

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阮小二話：先生唔好怪我哋三兄弟咁粗魯啊，請上座啦。

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唔敢當，唔敢當。

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阮小七話：唔好你推我讓喇，嗱，阿哥你坐主位，請教授坐客席，我哋兩兄弟就隨便坐先喇吓。

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吳用話：哈哈哈哈，七郎真係爽快。

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四個人坐落之後，叫酒保打咗一桶酒嚟。

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店小二擺好咗四隻大酒杯就四雙筷子，跟住攞咗四碟菜、一桶酒嚟就放喺張枱處。

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阮小二就話：有咩好送酒㗎？

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今日，新劏咗一隻黃牛，好肥好靚，啲肉呀好似花膏噉嘅啱唔啱吖？

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大嚿大嚿切十斤嚟啦。

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阮小五就話：教授唔好見笑啊，確實係冇乜好嘢嚟款待你。

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滾攪晒你哋就真。

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誒千祈唔好噉講，哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。

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冇耐，牛肉攞咗嚟嘞，分做兩碟，個酒保就猛咁同佢哋斟酒。

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阮家三兄弟夾咗幾件畀吳用，嗨真係食咗幾件吳用就食唔落。

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嗰三兄弟啊，狼吞虎嚥，大刷一輪。

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阮小五就問：教授嚟呢度有何貴幹啊？

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阮小二就話佢聽：教授而家喺一個大財主屋企，開咗間館教書。

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今日嚟到話要十零條金色鯉魚，要十四五斤重一條個喎，特登嚟搵我哋。

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阮小七就話喇：你話平時呢，要三五十條都有啊，咪講話十零條啦，仲要多啲我哋幾兄弟都包得起。

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之而家就算要啲十斤重嘅都好難得。

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阮小五話：教授咁遠嚟，我哋點都搵十零條五六斤嘅送畀教授啦。

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吳用就話喇：

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小生帶咗好多銀兩嚟啊，價錢就唔論嘅，不過細條嘅就唔合用，係要十四五斤重嘅至啱。

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阮小七話：

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教授啊真係搵唔到呢，就算先頭五哥應承話搵啲五六斤嘅，都唔係話即刻就有㗎，都要等幾日先得㗎。

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啊係喇，我隻艇處仲有一桶魚仔好生猛嘅，等我攞埋嚟送酒至得。

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講完，阮小七就去艇處攞咗一桶魚仔上嚟，約莫有六七斤，攞咗去灶頭自己逳手整，整好咗又分做三碟擺咗張枱處。

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阮小七就話：教授嚟喇，隨便食啲。

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噉四個人又食咗一輪，睇住個天就嚟夜喇，吳用個心諗：

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喺酒店呢度嚟好難講說話嘅，今晚梗係喺佢哋屋企過夜㗎喇。

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好，去到先至講啦。

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阮小二就話：而家就嚟夜喇，教授就請喺我屋企瞓一晚先，買魚啲事聽日再算啦。

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小生嚟呢度一趟真係千難萬難，哈哈，好彩你哋三兄弟，今日喺齊處。

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00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:17,365
睇嚟今日呢一圍酒就梗係唔肯畀我出錢㗎喇。

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噉呢，今晚小生就喺二郎屋企過一夜。

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我呢度有多少錢，唔該就喺呢間酒店買佢一埕酒，買啲肉，喺村處買兩隻雞，今晚大家再嚟一醉呢，點啊？

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阮小二就話喇：使乜教授你使錢吖我哋幾兄弟整咪得咯，使憂冇辦法咩？

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00:20:39,533 --> 00:20:45,383
我嚟就係要請你哋三位，如果唔畀我請，噉小生告辭喇。

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阮小七就話：既然教授都噉講咯，我哋恭敬不如從命，食咗先至算啦。

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到底係七郎爽快。

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於是吳用攞咗一兩銀，交畀阮小七，同主人家買咗一埕酒，借咗個大甕路轉過嚟裝好；

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買咗二十斤生熟牛肉，兩隻雞。

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阮小二就同個店主人話：嗱，我啲酒錢一齊畀埋你嘞。

209
00:21:13,361 --> 00:21:15,038
誒噉就真係盛惠晒喇。

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四個人離開咗酒店，返落艇，將啲酒啊肉啊都放喺艇嚟，解開纜，就一直扒去阮小二屋企。

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嚟到阮小二屋企門前，上咗岸，灣好啲艇，攞齊啲酒肉，四個人一齊入去後便水亭坐落。

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原來阮家三兄弟啊，只有阮小二娶咗老婆。

213
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:44,433
阮小五、阮小七都仲未曾結婚。

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00:21:45,736 --> 00:21:51,411
阮小七劏咗雞，就叫阿嫂同一個攞返嚟嘅細路仔喺廚房整餸。

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到一更咁上下，整好晒呢就開枱飲咯喎。

216
00:21:58,162 --> 00:22:03,755
吳用敬咗佢哋三兄弟幾杯，又提起買魚嘅事，佢話：

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00:22:04,947 --> 00:22:09,615
你哋呢處咁大嘅地方，點解冇咗呢停大鯉魚呢吓？

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阮小二就講佢聽：實不相瞞啦教授，呢啲大鯉魚呀，除非梁山泊啦就有喇。

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00:22:19,116 --> 00:22:22,919
我哋呢度石碣湖細過頭，唔容得落啊。

220
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呢處去梁山泊冇幾遠嘅啫，水路都通㗎，點解唔去打啲呢？

221
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唉，唔好提咯。

222
00:22:35,414 --> 00:22:38,774
咦，二哥為咩事歎起氣上嚟啊？

223
00:22:39,719 --> 00:22:43,097
阮小五就話：教授你唔知㗎喇。

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起先呢，梁山泊係我哋幾兄弟嘅衣食飯碗嚟嘅，之而家絕唔敢去。

225
00:22:51,792 --> 00:22:56,942
咁大一笪地方，官府斷估唔會話禁止打魚啩？

226
00:22:58,367 --> 00:23:04,003
咩嘢官府禁止打魚吖？就算係個活閻王都禁唔住啊。

227
00:23:05,300 --> 00:23:09,630
既然唔係官府有禁令，點解又絕唔敢去呢？

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教授你都唔知道來龍去脈，講畀你聽喇。

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係咯，小生真係唔明白。

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阮小七接住話：呢個梁山泊呀，難講喇。

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而家個水泊畀一班賊佬佔住，唔准打魚。

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係咩？小生唔知噃。

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哦原來而家有班賊佬喺處呀，我嗰處冇聽講過噃。

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阮小二就講畀吳用聽，佢話：嗰班賊佬，做頭嘅，係一個落第舉人叫做白衣秀士王倫；

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第二個叫做摸着天杜遷；

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第三個叫做雲裏金剛宋萬；

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打落呢仲有個旱地忽律朱貴，就喺李家道口開酒店，專門探聽事情嘅。

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00:24:02,592 --> 00:24:07,708
誒呢幾個都冇緊要，而家新新嚟咗個好漢就犀利咯。

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00:24:08,109 --> 00:24:13,886
係東京禁軍教頭，叫做咩嘢豹子頭林沖，武藝十分叻嘅。

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呢幾個賊男女，聚集咗六七百人打家劫舍，收買路錢打腳骨，搶劫啲來往客商，嘿我哋有成年幾冇去嗰度打魚喇。

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而家個水泊畀佢哋霸住，即係打爛咗我哋隻飯碗，所以真係一言難盡啊。

242
00:24:35,933 --> 00:24:41,435
哦原來噉嘅，啊小生都唔知道有件噉嘅事噃。

243
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係咯，噉點解官府唔嚟捉佢哋呢吓？

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阮小五就話：官府？哼！佢哋一逳親呀就嚟害我哋老百姓。

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一聲話嚟鄉村剿匪嘞，首先就將啲老百姓屋企養嗰啲豬羊雞鵝冚𠾴唥食清光，臨走仲要送錢畀佢哋。

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而家啱啦，等嗰班人整下佢哋就啱喇。

247
00:25:09,648 --> 00:25:14,363
嗰啲捉賊嘅緝捕人員，邊度敢落嚟鄉村㗎？

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佢哋上司一話派佢哋嚟唧，就嚇到瀨屎瀨尿咯，仲講話捉賊添，正眼都唔敢望下人哋啊。

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阮小二就話：不過噉，講開又講喇，我哋雖然打唔到大魚，亦慳返唔使繳咁多苛捐雜稅。

250
00:25:35,153 --> 00:25:42,344
吳用就話：哦如果係噉，佢哋嗰班傢伙幾快活㗎喎。

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阮小五話：佢哋唔怕天唔怕地，唔怕官府，嚱，論稱分金銀，着親都係綢緞；

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成埕咁飲酒啊大嚿噉食肉，有咩嘢唔快活啊？

253
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唉我哋兄弟三人，空有一身好本事，哼，點學得人哋吖？

254
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得喇，噉就好用計喇。

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阮小七就接住話喇：人生一世，草木一秋，我哋淨係識得打魚過日子。

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你話能夠學得佢哋噉呀，一日都係好㗎。

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00:26:26,035 --> 00:26:31,561
吳用就話喇：呢啲噉嘅人，學佢哋做咩嘢吖？

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佢哋做埋晒嗰啲勾當，唔係話打幾十板就了事㗎噃，畀官府捉到呀，不得了㗎。

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阮小二話：而家啲官府都有公道嘅？一片糊塗，無數咁多犯咗彌天大罪嘅乜事都冇。

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我哋幾兄弟，都冇機會過下啲噉嘅好日子。

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如果有人肯帶協下我哋呀，幾大都去啊。

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阮小五話：我時時都係噉諗㗎喇，我哋三兄弟嘅本事，又唔係唔及得人哋，不過有邊個識得我哋吖？

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阮小七跟住話喇：如果有人睇得起我哋，嘿，水裏嚟就水裏去，火裏嚟就火裏去。

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如果能夠快活得佢一日呀，就算係死都死得眉開眼笑啊。

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吳用個心就暗暗歡喜嘞：嗯，你三個都有意喇，等我慢慢嚟引佢哋至得。

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吳用就敬佢哋三兄弟飲咗兩巡酒就話：

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你哋三個敢唔敢上梁山泊去捉呢班賊佬呢？

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阮小七就話：嘿嘿，就算捉到佢哋又去邊處請賞啊？誒盞畀江湖上啲好漢笑話㗎啫。

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照小生嘅睇法，既然你哋話打魚又唔打得咯，噉不如去嗰度入埋佢哋一夥唔係仲好？

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阮小二就話：唉先生你又唔知嘞，我哋三兄弟呀，商量過幾次話要去入夥㗎喇。

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之聽嗰個白衣秀士王倫嘅手下講，話佢個心地好狹窄嘅，唔容得人落嘅噉話。

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前次東京嗰個林沖上山啊，聽講都唔知幾翳氣。

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王倫嗰個嘢依老七都唔肯收人嘅，我哋三兄弟睇見噉樣都冇晒心機啦。

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阮小七就話：佢哋如果學似老兄你咁慷慨，咁睇得起我哋三兄弟呀，噉就好咯。

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阮小五就話：嗰個王倫如果學得教授待我哋咁有情分嘅，我哋早就去咗啦仲使等到今日咩？

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我哋三兄弟呀，替佢去死都甘心啊。

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唔好噉講，好似小生噉嘅人，算得乜嘢吖？而家山東、河北幾多英雄豪傑啊。

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阮小二話：冇錯，好漢係唔少啊，不過我哋幾兄弟都未曾遇見過一個啫。

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吳用就話喇：呢處就有一個喇。

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你哋估吳用講出邊個英雄好漢呢？噉就下次再講喇。