srt/seoiwuzyun/008.srt

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魯智深離開咗五台山去東京。

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有一日，因為經過嘅地方，山明水秀，風景呀實在係好。

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佢一路行一路睇嘢，不覺天色已經好晏嘞，仲搵唔到客店。

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噉去邊處過夜好呢今晚？

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佢急急腳，又趕咗二三十里路。

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過咗一條板橋，見到前面嘅樹林裏便有一座莊院。

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莊院後便呢，重重疊疊都係一座座嘅亂山。

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得喇，一於去間莊處住一晚先。

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魯智深加快腳步，一直走去嗰間莊院。

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佢趕到去嘅時候，見到有幾啊個莊客，匆匆忙忙噉喺度搬嘢喎。

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魯智深嚟到莊前，憑好支禪杖，同個莊客打咗個問訊，即係行咗個和尚禮。

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個莊客話：和尚，你咁晏嚟到我哋莊做咩啊？

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我因為行多咗路，搵唔到客店喇，想借貴莊住一晚，聽朝就走㗎喇。

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我哋莊今晚有事啊，唔住得。

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求其借笪地方畀我住一晚啦，聽朝我就走㗎喇。

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叫你走你就快啲走啦，唔好喺度搵嚟死喇你。

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噉啊真係怪哉喇，住一晚有乜緊要呢？唔通噉就係搵嚟死？

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好走喇吓，仲唔走就捉住你綁起嚟！

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魯智深發火：你呢個鄉下佬，乜咁冇道理㗎？

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我又冇噏過啲乜嘢，噉就要嚟綁我咯？

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嘈起上嚟咯喎。

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周圍嗰啲莊客，鬧埋一份嘅又有勸嘅亦有。

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嘈咗一陣，魯智深攞起支禪杖正話想發作。

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只見喺莊裏頭有個伯爺公行出嚟。

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呢個伯爺公大概有六十幾歲啦，扶住條拐杖。

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佢行出嚟問啲莊客話：你哋喺度嘈乜嘢啊？

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呢，呢個和尚啊佢要打我哋喎。

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魯智深就話喇：小僧係五台山嚟嘅和尚，要去東京辦一啲事。

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今日因為搵唔到客店，想借貴莊住一晚，點知嗰個莊客咁無禮，話要綁起我喎。

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哦，既然你係五台山嚟嘅和尚，噉跟我入嚟啦。

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魯智深跟住嗰個伯爺公行入去正廳，坐落之後個伯爺公就話：

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師父，你唔好見怪啊。

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啲莊客唔知道師父係喺五台山呢個活佛嘅聖地嚟嘅，當係一般嘅和尚咯。

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老漢我從來都好信佛嘅，雖然我呢處，誒，今晚有事，亦都姑且留師父你住一晚至走啦。

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哦，多謝施主。

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魯智深憑好支禪杖企起身打個問訊：請問貴莊高姓啊？

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老漢姓劉，呢處叫做桃花村，啲鄉里都叫老漢做桃花莊劉太公。

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請問師父俗家貴姓啊？叫做乜嘢名呢？

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我嘅師父係智真長老，佢同我改咗個名。

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因為俗家姓魯，就叫做魯智深。

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哦，師父請喺處食餐晚飯，誒唔知師父食唔食雜嘅呢？

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誒我係百無禁忌，我乜嘢酒都啱，牛肉狗肉有我就食㗎喇。

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哦，噉好，噉好。

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既然師父唔忌腥葷，噉就叫莊客攞啲酒肉嚟先啦。

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冇幾耐，莊客開咗枱，攞咗一大碟牛肉，三四碟菜蔬，一雙筷子放喺魯智深面前。

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魯智深解得個腰包、肚包，埋位嘞。

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個莊客，坐熱咗一壺酒，攞隻杯嚟，斟酒畀魯智深飲咯喎。

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呢個魯智深啊，一啲都冇客氣吓，一陣間咁耐咋，一壺酒、一大碟牛肉都掃清光。

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劉太公坐喺對席陪佢嘅，嘩見到咁厲害嘅，眼都擎晒。

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跟住，莊客攞飯嚟，又食晒。

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收咗枱之後，劉太公就同魯智深話：

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今晚，求其叫師父喺外便耳房住一晚，誒今晚黑如果外便有咩嘢熱鬧，就唔好出嚟睇嘞。

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請問貴莊今晚有乜嘢事呢？

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呢啲，誒呢啲就唔係你哋出家人管得着嘅事咯。

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太公，你為咩嘢事幹個樣有啲唔高興噉啊？

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唔係怪小僧嚟騷擾你吖嘛？聽日我計返房錢畀你就係啦。

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乜說話呢乜說話呢，我屋企時常都施捨畀和尚嘅，爭乜在師父你一個吖。

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為因我屋企今晚，我小女招個夫婿返嚟，所以好煩惱。

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唔關你事，唔關你事。

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魯智深聽咗就哈哈大笑：男大當婚，女大當嫁。

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呢啲係人倫嘅大事五常之禮，有乜嘢咁煩惱啊？

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唉師父啊你唔知㗎喇，呢頭親事，唔係我情願嘅。

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哈哈哈哈，太公，你又真係傻喇，既然唔係兩相情願，為咩又招着個女婿返嚟呢？

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我講你聽啦師父，老漢只係得呢一粒女，今年先至十九歲。

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呢處呀有座山，叫做桃花山，近來山上面有兩個大王，扎咗個山寨，聚集咗六七百人，打家劫舍。

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呢處青州嘅官軍想去剿佢哋，搞佢哋唔掂啊。

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前嗰排，嗰個大王嚟老漢呢處要收啲進貢。

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點知畀佢見到老漢個女，就掉落二十兩黃金一匹紅錦做訂禮，擇咗今晚好日子，晚頭黑，要嚟老漢個莊處入贅喎。

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唉，點鬥得過佢吖，只有將個女畀佢係啦。

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老漢就為咗呢件事煩惱啫，唔關師父你嘅事。

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哦，原來係噉嘅。

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誒，小僧有個辦法，能夠使到呢個大王回心轉意，唔娶你嘅女嘅，點啊？

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咩話？唉，佢係個殺人唔眨眼嘅魔王，你又點能夠使到佢回心轉意㗎？

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我喺五台山智真長老嗰處，學會咗說因緣，就算佢係鐵石心腸，我都勸得佢聽嘅。

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嗱，今晚黑，你叫個女去第處匿埋，我就喺你個女間房處說因緣，勸嗰個大王回心轉意。

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好就係好咯，之你唔好去捋老虎鬚噃。

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嚱！唔通我呢條唔係命嚟咩？你聽我講包冇錯。

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哎呀！如果係噉就真係好咯，我屋企有福啊遇到你呢個活佛下凡嚟搭救我哋啊。

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啊係嘞，師父，你仲食唔食飯啊？

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飯就唔食喇，有酒就攞啲嚟飲下添啦。

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有，有。

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劉太公即刻叫莊客攞咗一隻熟鵝嚟，大碗大碗噉斟酒畀魯智深，等佢盡情噉飲咗三二十碗，食晒隻熟鵝嚟送酒。

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好喇，飲完酒食完鵝咯，魯智深就叫莊客同佢將個包裹搦咗入去間房先。

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佢自己啊攞起支禪杖，揸住把戒刀問劉太公話：

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你個女匿埋咗未啊？

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匿埋喇，匿埋喇，老漢已經將個女送咗去隔籬個莊處匿埋喇。

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好，帶我去間新抱房啦。

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劉太公就將佢帶到去房門口，指一指話：嗱，裏便就係喇。

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得喇，你哋自己去匿埋啦。

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噉劉太公同班莊客，就喺外便安排筵席咯喎。

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魯智深入到間房，將房裏便啲檯檯椅椅都搬埋一便，將把戒刀擠喺床頭，支禪杖啊憑喺床邊。

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落咗堂蚊帳，自己就除光晒啲衣服，赤條條噉就上床坐喺度等嘞。

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天黑嘞，劉太公叫莊客點起晒啲燈燭，喺打麥場擺好一張枱，上便擺住香花燈燭。

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一便又吩咐莊客準備好酒肉。

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約莫到咗初更時分，就聽見山邊敲鑼打鼓嘞。

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哎呀嚟喇嚟喇，嗰個劉太公個心就十五十六。

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嗰班莊客個個都提心吊膽，大家都行晒出去莊門外便睇。

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只見遠遠四五十個火把照到光棖棖好似日頭噉，一班人馬𠽤哩𡃈嘞𠽤哩𡃈嘞飛奔而嚟。

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劉太公見到就叫人大開莊門，出去迎接啦。

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到喇，只見前遮後擁，啲刀槍劍戟呀閃閃亮亮，都扎住啲紅綢綠綢嘅。

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嗰啲小嘍啰呢，個個都喺頭巾上便亂咁插住啲野花。

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前便呢仲打住四五對紅紗燈籠，照住嗰個大王。

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只見嗰個大王呀，頭戴干紅凹面巾，鬢邊插住一枝絹花；

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身穿一件金繡綠羅袍，腰束一條銷金包肚紅搭膊；

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着住一雙對掩雲跟牛皮靴，騎住一匹高頭捲毛大白馬。

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呢個大王，嚟到莊前落咗馬。

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嗰班小嘍啰就齊聲恭喜話：

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帽仔光光，今夜做個新郎；衣衫窄窄，今夜做個嬌客。

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劉太公慌慌忙忙親自捧住一杯酒，跪喺地下嚟迎接。

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嗰班莊客亦都跟住一齊跪低。

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嗰個大王行前嚟用手扶起劉太公話：嘿嘿，你係我個外父，點解要跪起我上嚟啊？

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唔好噉講，唔好噉講，老漢只不過係大王你管轄下嘅人啫。

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嘿嘿，嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿。

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嗰個大王已經醉咗七八成㗎喇，佢話：

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我做咗你嘅女婿係唔會虧待你嘅。

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你個女愛嚟配我最啱㗎喇，嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿。

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劉太公敬咗下馬酒，同個大王嚟到打麥場，佢見到啲香花燈燭就話啦：

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咦，嘿外父，使乜咁隆重嚟迎接啊？

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喺呢度又飲咗三杯，叫小嘍啰將馬匹喺樖綠楊樹綁好佢。

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劉太公帶住大王嚟到間廳坐落。

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啲小嘍啰就喺大廳前便，敲鑼打鼓嘀嘀噠噠奏起樂咯喎。

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個大王話：外父，我個夫人喺邊處啊？

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誒，誒佢怕醜，唔，唔敢出嚟啊。

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呵呵，噉嗱，誒嚟，攞酒嚟！等我敬返外父一杯。

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嗰個大王敬咗劉太公一杯酒就話：

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等我去同夫人見下面先，然後再嚟飲酒都未遲吓。

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劉太公一心想個和尚同佢說因緣，勸佢㗎嘛，就話：

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好，好，等老漢帶大王去啦。

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佢攞起支蠟燭，帶住個大王轉咗入去屏風背後一直去到新房門口。

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佢指住間房同個大王話：

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呢間就係喇，請大王入去啦。

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講完自己攞住支蠟燭走人喇，事關吉凶如何都唔知嘅，嘿嘿行開穩陣啲啊。

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嗰個大王，㧬開道房門，見到裏頭黑𠵼𠵼嘅，佢就話：

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嘿嘿，你睇我個外父，啊真係坑㗎，間房裏便連燈都唔點盞，由得我個夫人黑𠵼𠵼噉喺度坐喎。

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誒好啦，等我聽日叫個小嘍啰，喺山寨托桶靚油嚟畀佢點。

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魯智深坐喺蚊帳裏頭，聽住佢喺度噏，揞住個嘴搏命忍住笑呀粒聲唔出。

137
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嗰個大王一步一步噉摸入間房裏便。

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娘子啊，娘子，乜你唔出嚟迎接我唧。

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嘿嘿嘿嘿，你唔使怕醜，我聽日呀，要你去做壓寨夫人啊。

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佢一便娘子，娘子咁嗌，一便就摸嚟摸去。

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一摸摸到堂蚊帳，得喇，就掀起蚊帳，伸隻手入去摸咯喎，一下就摸着魯智深個肚腩。

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點知畀魯智深一手揦住佢頂頭巾出力一扤，就將佢個頭扤實。

143
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嗰個大王正話想掙扎，魯智深鬧咗一聲：死賊種！舉起拳頭喺佢個耳仔背後抌咗一槌。

144
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嗰個大王就嗌喇：哎，哎呀喂，你點解打老公吖你！

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打老公？我等你嚟認識下個老婆吖嗱！

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出力一拖，將佢成個扤喺鋪床處拳腳交加，打到嗰個大王嗌救命。

147
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劉太公嚇到傻晒，初初只話呢個時候，喺間新房處說因緣勸嗰個大王啦，點知聽見裏便嗌救命喎。

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劉太公慌慌忙忙，攞住支蠟燭，帶住啲小嘍啰急急趕入去睇下究竟出咗咩嘢事啦。

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入到房一睇，哎呀死咯，只見一個又肥又大嘅和尚，赤條條一絲不掛噉，喺鋪床前面騎住個大王猛咁打。

150
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做頭嗰個小嘍啰大聲嗌話：你哋快啲嚟救大王啊！

151
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嗰班小嘍啰一齊揸住槍槍棒棒，打入嚟想救佢哋個大王咯喎。

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魯智深見到咁多人嚟，就擗低個大王，喺床邊攞起支禪杖，打出去嘞。

153
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班小嘍啰見佢來勢兇猛，喎嗬噉啊走散晒。

154
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劉太公一味叫苦係啦。

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就喺打鬧緊嘅時候，嗰個大王躝下躝下，躝出咗房門，趯到去門口。

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摸着佢嗰匹空馬，喺樹上面拗一支柳枝，啪聲跳上馬背用條柳枝就鞭隻馬，嘻，隻馬跑唔走噃。

157
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大王就話喇哎呀死啦，連隻馬都嚟欺負我。

158
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再睇下，原來先頭心慌啊，連韁繩都未曾解開。

159
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哎呀，連忙掹斷佢，騎住匹馬飛跑。

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出咗莊門就鬧嘞：劉太公你個死老鬼！你定啲嚟吓，唔怕你會飛去！

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用條柳枝拂咗隻馬幾下，𠽤哩𡃈嘞𠽤哩𡃈嘞噉就跑上山嘞。

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嗰個山大王同啲小嘍嘍走晒，劉太公就拉住魯智深話：

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和尚啊，哎呀，呢趟你噉就害得我一家好慘啊。

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唔好怪我失禮，攞返我啲衣服嚟先，等我着返件衫先至講。

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莊客喇喇聲入去新房，攞返啲衣服出嚟畀魯智深着好。

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劉太公就話：哎呀當初，我只係望你說恩怨，勸佢回心轉意。

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點知你落手打咗佢一餐喎，佢實係返去山寨，班齊人馬嚟殺我全家定㗎喇。

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太公，你唔使慌㗎。

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我講你聽，我唔係邊個，我係延安府老種經略相公帳前提轄官。

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因為打死咗人，所以出家做咗和尚唧。

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咪講話呢兩個嘢啊，就算係一兩千兵馬嚟我亦唔怕佢！

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你哋大家如果唔信，即管拎下我呢支禪杖睇下。

173
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有啲莊客真係過去搦喎，冇個拎得逳。

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魯智深一手攞起支禪杖，就好似攞住條燈芯噉，拂拂聲噉舞起上嚟。

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嘩嗨，係使得噃。

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劉太公話：師父啊，噉你千祈唔好走啊，要救我哋一家先至好啊。

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你唔使慌，我死都唔走啊。

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誒噉就好咯噉就好咯。

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誒，你哋快啲攞啲酒嚟畀師父飲。

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不過師父，你唔好飲到陀陀擰喎。

181
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我呀，一分酒，只有一分本事；

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十分酒呀，就有十分嘅本事！

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哦？噉就最好啦。

184
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我呢處有嘅係酒肉，師父你即管飲到夠食到夠啦。

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好喇，而家唔講魯智深飲酒食肉住，講返嗰個桃花山。

186
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嗰個大頭領喺山寨裏頭，正話想派人去探聽一下，去咗做新女婿嗰個二頭領究竟點喇而家。

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只見幾個小嘍啰氣急敗壞噉趯返嚟一味嗌：弊喇弊喇噉。

188
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大頭領就問：咩事啊？乜慌成噉啊？

189
00:19:54,214 --> 00:19:58,419
哎呀，弊喇，二阿哥畀人哋打傷咗喇！

190
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大頭領大吃一驚，正話想問清楚究竟係咩嘢事啦，就聽見有人話，二阿哥返嚟喇！

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大頭領一睇，只見二頭領，嗰頂紅頭巾冇咗咯，身上着嗰件綠袍就掹到爛晒。

192
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佢一落馬，就喺間廳前面碌低。

193
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阿哥，阿哥，誒你救下我，你救下我。

194
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哎呀，咩事啊？

195
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誒，誒，兄弟我，落咗山，去到劉家莊，入到去嗰間新房。

196
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點知道，豈有此理吖，嗰個老鬼收起咗個女，咦叫咗個肥和尚匿埋喺佢個女鋪床處。

197
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我，我又冇提防，揦起蚊帳伸隻手入去摸一摸啦。

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畀嗰個嘢揪住，又拳又腳打咗我一大餐，哎喲，哎呀打到我成身都瘀晒。

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誒嗰個嘢，見到大家入嚟救我，就放開手，攞起條禪杖打出去。

200
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我噉先至走甩身，撿返條命咋。

201
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阿哥，你要同我做主報仇啊！

202
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原來噉嘅，你返去房休息下吓，我同你捉嗰個賊和尚嚟。

203
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人嚟，快啲同我備馬！

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大頭領上咗馬，攞起支槍，帶齊晒啲小嘍啰，喎嗬一齊吶喊落山嘞。

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再講下魯智深，佢正喺度飲酒呢，都唔知幾過癮。

206
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有個莊客嚟話：山上嘅大頭領帶齊人馬嚟喇！

207
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你哋唔使驚，總之我打低嘅，你哋就將佢綁起嚟，解去官府請賞啦！

208
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攞我把戒刀嚟！

209
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魯智深除咗件長袍，將衣服束好，喺腰間掛起把戒刀，攞起支禪杖。

210
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只見大頭領喺火把叢中，騎住匹馬衝到莊前，挺住支長槍大聲咁喝：

211
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嗰個禿驢喺邊度啊？快啲出嚟決個勝負！

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魯智深火滾：你個邋遢鬼死賊種，叫你認識下我！舞起支禪杖就打過去。

213
00:22:29,644 --> 00:22:32,642
嗰個大頭領收住支槍，大聲噉話：

214
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和尚，你唔好逳手，你把聲聽起上嚟好熟嘅，你報個名嚟！

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我唔係第個，老種經略相公帳前提轄魯達就係我。

216
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而家出咗家做和尚，叫做魯智深。

217
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嗰個大頭領哈哈大笑，即刻落馬掉低支槍，跪低就拜：阿哥，你別來無恙吖嘛？

218
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魯智深以為佢用計仔嚟氹佢，啪聲一跳退後幾步，將支禪杖收住，定眼一睇。

219
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喺啲火把光照住，認得呢個大頭領啊唔係邊個，原來係走江湖打武賣膏藥嘅教頭，打虎將李忠。

220
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李忠行完禮起身，扶住魯智深問：

221
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阿哥，你點解做咗和尚啊？

222
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嚟，同你入去先至講。

223
00:23:35,021 --> 00:23:43,827
劉太公見到心都實晒，呀死咯死咯，呢個和尚原來係同佢一路嘅喎死咯。

224
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入到屋，魯智深着返件長袍，同李忠去間廳處傾偈聚下舊。

225
00:23:52,138 --> 00:23:55,468
魯智深坐喺正面，叫劉太公出嚟。

226
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嗰個伯父呀，腳都軟晒，唔敢行前嚟。

227
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魯智深就話：太公，你唔使怕，佢係我嘅兄弟嚟。

228
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哎呀，死喇，死喇，嗰個伯父聽講話係兄弟添，個心就越發慌啦。

229
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之又唔敢唔出嚟啊，只有扤下扤下噉扤出嚟。

230
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李忠坐喺第二位，劉太公坐喺第三位。

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魯智深話：我自從喺渭州，三拳打死咗鎮關西之後呢，我就趯咗去代州雁門縣，遇見咗我搭救過嗰個金老喎。

232
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嗰個伯爺公，原來冇返去東京，就跟埋呢個相識喺雁門縣住。

233
00:24:41,670 --> 00:24:45,242
佢個女呢，就跟咗本地一個財主趙員外。

234
00:24:46,102 --> 00:24:49,602
嗰個趙員外相識咗我，對我好敬重。

235
00:24:50,090 --> 00:24:52,866
點知官府要追捕我，追得好緊。

236
00:24:53,499 --> 00:24:59,227
趙員外就貼錢送咗我去五台山智真長老嗰處，落發為僧。

237
00:25:00,241 --> 00:25:12,580
我誒因為兩次飲醉酒，大鬧僧堂，長老就寫咗一封信交畀我，叫我去東京大相國寺，投奔智清禪師搵個職事僧做下。

238
00:25:13,113 --> 00:25:18,188
行到呢處因為夜喇，就喺呢度投宿，冇想到同你見到面。

239
00:25:18,264 --> 00:25:23,399
係喇，我先頭打嗰個人係邊個？你又點解會喺呢度嚟呢？

240
00:25:25,413 --> 00:25:34,994
小弟自從嗰日同阿哥你同埋史進三個人，喺渭州酒樓分散之後，第日就聽講阿哥你打死咗鄭屠。

241
00:25:35,890 --> 00:25:39,990
我走去搵史進商量啦，之又唔知佢去咗邊處喎。

242
00:25:40,636 --> 00:25:45,881
收尾小弟聽到話啲差人到處緝捕，我亦慌忙離開渭州。

243
00:25:46,444 --> 00:25:51,604
嗰日，我喺呢度山下便經過，就遇啱先頭畀阿哥你打嗰個人。

244
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佢叫做小霸王周通，喺桃花山扎寨做頭領嘅。

245
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當時佢帶住人馬落山嚟同我打，嚱畀我贏咗佢，佢就留我喺山嚟做寨主，讓咗第一把交椅畀小弟坐，所以我就喺呢處落草嘞。

246
00:26:09,833 --> 00:26:15,469
既然兄弟你喺處，劉太公呢頭親事，以後就唔好再提。

247
00:26:16,176 --> 00:26:23,941
佢就係得呢一粒女，要靠佢養老嘅，如果畀你哋攞咗去，就使到佢老人家無依無靠㗎喇。

248
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劉太公聽見魯智深噉講，哎呀個心安樂晒歡喜到不得了，即刻擺酒款待佢哋兩位。

249
00:26:34,274 --> 00:26:41,788
啲小嘍啰呢，每人兩個饅頭、兩件肉、一大碗酒，等佢哋個個都食得飽飽。

250
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然後，劉太公將原來個訂禮嗰廿兩黃金同一匹紅錦攞返出嚟。

251
00:26:49,192 --> 00:26:56,725
魯智深對李忠話：兄弟，你同佢收返起啲訂禮，嗱，呢件事就交晒畀你喇。

252
00:26:57,112 --> 00:27:01,746
哦，冇問題冇問題，阿哥，你請去我哋小寨住下。

253
00:27:02,106 --> 00:27:04,265
劉太公，你亦同埋去行一行呢。

254
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於是，劉太公就叫莊客準備一頂轎，抬魯智深，帶齊禪杖、戒刀、行李。

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李忠啊上咗馬，劉太公亦坐一頂小轎。

256
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起行嘅時候，已經天光大白喇。