srt/seoiwuzyun/002.srt

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洪太尉叫人開咗間殿。

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入咗去，點着火把一照，只見四面乜嘢都冇嘅，只係中間有個石碑。

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個石碑約莫五六尺高，下便呢有隻石龜承住，都成大半陷咗入去泥處㗎嘞。

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照住個石碑睇下，前便呢，都係啲龍章鳳篆、天書符籙，冇人識得寫啲係咩嘢東東。

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照下後便睇呢，嘿呢勻識嘞，鑿住四個大字：遇洪而開。

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洪太尉睇見呢四個大字高興喇，佢對個真人話：

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你睇你睇，你哋仲阻攔我喎，幾百年前啊就已經註定我個姓喺呢度嚟㗎喇。

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遇洪而開吖嘛，分明係叫我開嚟睇下，怕乜嘢吖？

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我睇呢個魔王係喺呢個石碑底下嚟㗎喇。

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你哋同我嗌多幾個火頭嚟，用啲鋤頭鐵鏟掘開佢。

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哎呀唔好啊太尉，唔好啊，千祈唔好再掘喇！

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有乜嘢依逳呀，傷害咗人就唔妥㗎喇。

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你哋啲道士識得乜嘢吖？

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碑上面明明鑿住，遇見我就開喇，你為咩仲攔咗我啊？快啲同我嗌人嚟，開！

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真人又三番五次𠼮求太尉唔好開，怕有唔妥。

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太尉邊度肯聽佢噏㗎。

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冇收嘞，只好叫齊啲人嚟，放倒咗個石碑先，然後一齊出力嚟掘嗰隻石龜，掘咗成半日先至掘起咗。

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又掘落去，約莫掘咗三四尺深啦，就見到一塊好大嘅青石板，大概有一丈丁方左右。

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洪太尉又叫話將塊石板掘起佢，真人又苦苦噉稟告話唔好再掘喇。

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呢陣時呀太尉仲邊度肯聽你噏吖，大家只有一齊出力，將塊石板抬起嚟。

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石板底下，係一個好似成萬丈咁深嘅地洞。

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嗰塊石板啱啱一抬開唧，只聽見地洞裏頭，轟——噉一聲巨響，跟住一到黑氣呼——喺個洞裏頭滾出嚟。

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呱咕咣嘣嗏，沖崩咗半個殿閣，一直沖到上半天。

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然後就散開成百幾道金光，向住四面八方閃下閃下就唔見咗喇。

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嗰啲人就慌到半死定㗎啦，嘩噉嗌咗聲就走人咯，掉低晒啲鋤頭鐵鏟，係人都喺個殿裏頭趯出嚟，你推我我踩你一僕一轆。

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嗰個洪太尉嚇到擘大個口唔識講嘢，瞪大雙眼啊唔識睇嘢，面如土色啊手揗腳震，趯到去廊下猛咁索氣。

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真人見佢就猛咁叫苦啦。

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太尉就問佢話：誒，究，究竟，誒，誒究竟走咗嘅係乜嘢妖魔嚟啊？

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真人就話，哎呀太尉啊，你唔知㗎喇，當初係老祖天師洞玄真人傳落道法符，囑咐話：呢間殿裏便，鎖陣住三十六員天罡星、七十二座地煞星，總共係一百零八個魔君喺裏頭嚟啊。

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上便就立咗個石碑，鑿住龍章鳳篆天符，將佢哋鎮壓住喺度嘅。

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如果放咗佢哋出嚟，必定會為害下界生靈㗎噉。

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哎而家太尉你放走咗佢哋點算好吖？

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洪太尉聽咗，哎呀，成身飆晒冷汗，一味打震。

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急急忙忙，執拾行李帶齊啲跟班落山返去京師喇佢。

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真人同埋班道士呢，送走咗太尉之後，就搵人整返好間殿，豎返起個石碑等等，呢啲呢就唔講佢喇。

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而家再講下嗰個洪太尉，佢喺半路中途就吩咐啲隨從，叫佢哋千祈唔好將放走妖魔個事講畀外人知。

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為因畀皇上知道咗呀，就會唔得掂𠺢嘛。

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太尉佢哋日夜咁趕路，返到去京師一入汴梁城唧就聽見有人話喇：

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天師喺東京禁院，打咗七日七夜醮，送啲符咒畀百姓消災消難，哈果然瘟疫冚𠾴唥消除晒，軍民安泰咯呢趟。

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打完醮呀，天師辭別咗皇上，騎住隻鶴，駕起五彩祥雲飛返去龍虎山喇。

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洪太尉第二日一早就朝見天子，佢稟奏話：

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天師乘鶴駕雲先到京師，臣等晝夜趕路昨日至返到啊。

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仁宗好高興，重重賞賜咗洪信，叫佢照常任職，嚱呢啲亦唔再去講佢喇。

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後嚟，呢個仁宗天子做皇帝總共做咗四十二年就死嘞。

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佢啊冇太子嘅，個皇帝位呢，就傳咗畀濮安懿王允讓嘅仔，即係太宗皇帝嘅孫，立個帝號叫做英宗。

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英宗在位四年，傳位畀太子神宗。

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神宗在位一十八年就傳位畀太子哲宗。

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嗰陣天下太平，四方無事。

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而家講下喺東京開封府，汴梁宣武軍，有個流離浪蕩嘅破落戶子弟，姓高，排第二嘅，自細不務正業，就係好刺槍使棒，最叻嘅呢就係踢得一腳好氣毬。

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哈有人會問喇：乜宋朝嗰陣就興踢足球㗎喇？

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哈又係又唔係啦，古時踢嘅球啊，外便係皮造嘅，裏頭係塞滿晒啲羽毛嘅喎。

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所以古時個毬字啊，係毛字邊，作個請求個求字。

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到咗宋朝先至興踢裏便打氣嘅球嘅啫。

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不過宋朝嗰陣啲人踢氣毬呢，就唔係好似而家踢足球噉踢法㗎喎。

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佢哋啲動作誒有啲近似而家我哋踢毽咁上下㗎啦。

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哎好喇好喇，閑話休提就言歸正傳。

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噉當時京師啲人啊就貪口爽，唔叫佢做高二，因為佢踢毬踢得好吖嘛，所以個個都叫佢做高毬。

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收尾，佢發咗達，就將氣毬個毬字啊，去咗個毛字邊，加上一個單企人，改成為姓高名俅嘞。

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呢個人，吹彈歌舞，刺槍使棒，摔跤頑耍樣樣精通，詩詞歌賦呢，亦係噉意學返多少。

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如果講起仁、義、禮、智、信、行、忠、良，哈對唔住喇，一樣都唔會。

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佢每日都喺東京城裏城外幫閒，陪啲有錢佬去玩。

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佢呢個傢伙太過唔生性，終之無日又嫖又賭風花雪月。

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收尾，佢老豆實在忍唔住嘞，趯去開封府告佢一狀，官府就判咗將高俅打二十大板，趕佢出東京城。

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規定呢東京城嘅百姓，唔准留佢喺屋企食宿。

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高俅無可奈何，就只有去到淮西臨淮州，投奔一個開賭場嘅撈家柳大郎叫做柳世權。

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呢個柳大郎呢，最好養埋成班閒人，收容各處嗰啲唔乾唔淨不三不四啲人嘅。

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高俅投靠咗柳大郎，一住就三年喇。

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後嚟，哲宗天子啊因為喺南郊拜天，感動咗上天得到風調雨順，梗係高興啦，就開恩大赦天下喇。

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高俅喺臨淮州，得到咗赦免，就諗住要返去東京嘞喎。

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柳世權有個親戚，叫做董將士，佢喺東京城裏便金梁橋腳開咗間生草藥舖嘅。

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柳世權就寫封信，畀咗路費打發高俅返東京，去投奔董將士。

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高俅返到東京，一直就嚟到金梁橋腳董家嘅生草藥舖，交咗封書信。

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董將士見咗高俅，睇咗柳世權封來信，個心就諗嘞：

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嗯，呢個高俅呀，我屋企又點留得落佢㗎。

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你話佢係個勤懇老實嘅人，畀佢喺屋企出入，亦都可以教下啲子弟學好吖。

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之係佢係個幫閒嘅破落戶，都唔立品嘅。

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而且當初又判過刑添，流放過嘅，呢啲噉嘅人亦係江山易改本性難移㗎咯。

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若果留佢喺屋企嚟，盞啲仔學壞晒為止啦。

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之如果話唔收留佢，又唔畀面過柳大郎啊。

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冇辦法喇，只好歡歡喜喜暫時留佢喺屋企住落，每日好好噉款待住佢係啦。

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住咗有十零日，董將士諗到條橋嘞，於是佢攞出一套衣服，寫咗封信就對高俅話：

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小人屋企乃係螢火之光，照人就不亮，恐怕誤咗仁兄你喎。

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我想舉薦仁兄你去小蘇學士處，日後亦都有個出息吖。

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唔知仁兄意下如何呢？

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高俅聽咗啊大為歡喜，千多得萬多得嘞。

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董將士叫個人攞住封書信，帶高俅去到學士府。

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小蘇學士見咗高俅睇咗封信，知道高俅係個幫閒放蕩嘅人個心諗：

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我呢處，點用得着佢啊！

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不如做個人情，推薦佢去駙馬王晉卿嗰處做個親隨罷喇。

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人人都叫佢做小王都太尉嘅，佢係鍾意呢停人㗎喇。

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當時，回復咗董將士嘅信，留高俅住咗一晚。

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第日，寫咗一封信，派個得力嘅人，送高俅去嗰個小王都太尉處咯喎。

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呢個太尉，乃係當今哲宗皇帝嘅妹夫，神宗皇帝嘅駙馬。

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佢係最鍾意啲風流人物㗎嘞，就係要用啲噉嘅人。

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一見到小蘇學士派人帶信送呢個高俅嚟，嘿啱晒，一見到唧就歡喜。

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即刻寫咗封回信，收留咗高俅喺處做個親隨。

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從此之後呢，高俅就撈到呢個好機會喺王都尉府裏便出入，好似家人一樣噉。

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有一日，係小王都太尉生日，喺屋企請飲，呢日呢係專請佢嘅舅仔端王。

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呢個端王啊，係神宗天子嘅第十一仔，哲宗皇帝嘅細佬，排號啊九大王，係個聰明俊俏嘅人物。

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講到玩呀，真係冇一樣唔知就冇一樣唔會，就更冇一樣唔鍾意嘅。

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好似琴棋書畫，無所不通，踢毬打彈，吹簫彈琴唱歌跳舞，嚱呢啲都唔在講。

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呢一日，王都尉請端王嚟飲佢個生日酒，梗係山珍海味水陸俱備定啦。

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端王喺當中埋咗位，都尉就打對面相陪。

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飲咗幾杯，食咗一輪，端王起身去淨手。

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誒咩叫淨手啊喂？淨手即係去廁所噉解。

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之後呢，端王就嚟到書房，順腳入去望下。

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咦，見到書案上面有一對用羊脂白玉挑出嚟嘅獅子，愛嚟砸紙用嘅，做得呀精巧玲瓏真係靚到極。

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端王攞起對玉獅子左睇右睇又唔捨得放手，一味讚好。

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王都尉見端王鍾意喇，就話喇：

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仲有一個玉龍筆架，亦係呢個匠人一手做嘅，之而家唔喺手頭嚟。

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等聽日攞出嚟，一齊送畀你。

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吖多謝多謝，誒多謝你嘅厚意，嗰個筆架實係更妙定喇。

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嚱嚱嚱，聽日攞出嚟，送到你處你就知喇。

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兩個人重新入席，一路飲宴到挨晚飲到盡醉先至散。

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第日，小王都太尉攞出個玉龍筆架，同埋嗰兩隻玉獅子，用個金盒仔裝好，再用黃羅包袱包住，寫咗一封信，叫高俅送去。

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高俅得到命令，帶住呢兩件玉器就袋好封信，去端王宮咯喎。

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一去到，守門嘅官吏就轉報畀院公知。

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冇幾耐，院公就出嚟問佢：你係邊處嚟㗎？

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高俅行過禮回答話：小人係王駙馬府嘅，嚟送玉器畀大王啊。

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殿下喺庭院處同啲小黃門踢緊氣球，你去啦。

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誒，相煩你帶我去啦。

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院公就帶住高俅入去一直嚟到庭院前便。

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高俅望過去，只見端王頭戴軟紗唐巾，身穿紫色嘅繡龍袍，腰束文武雙穗帶，將繡龍袍嘅前襟拉起就擪喺條腰帶處。

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腳穿一雙嵌金線飛鳳靴，幾個小黃門陪住佢喺度踢氣球。

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高俅就唔敢過去衝撞，就企喺啲跟班後便等嘞。

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呢嗱，呢啲亦係整定高俅該發嘅喎，時來運到啊嗰個氣球嘣聲飛起嚟，端王一下接唔到，個氣球就向住人叢呢便碌過嚟嘞，一直就碌到高俅身邊。

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高俅見到個氣球碌到嚟喇，亦係一時嘅膽量，使個鴛鴦拐嘿好姿勢啊，嘣聲踢返畀端王。

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端王一見十分高興就問：你係邊個啊？

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高俅即刻上前跪低回答話：

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小人係王都尉嘅親隨，奉咗主人嘅命令，送兩樣玉器嚟，進獻畀大王，有書信喺度拜上。

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端王聽咗就笑住話：哈哈，姐夫真係有心。

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端王接過書信同埋個金盒仔，打開嚟過一過目，又叫人收咗入去。

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佢而家，唔理啲玉器住咯喎，佢對高俅好感興趣。

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哦？原來你會踢氣球㗎？你叫做咩嘢名啊？

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高俅恭恭敬敬噉喺胸前交叉住雙手，跪低回覆話：

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小人叫做高俅，不過係亂踢幾腳嘅啫。

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好啊好啊，嚟，你落場嚟踢一陣玩下。

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小人係乜嘢人啊，點敢同大王踢球呢？

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誒，我哋呢個係球舍嚟，人人都踢得，踢下唔緊要，嚟嚟嚟！

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高俅一味叩頭話唔敢，唔敢！三番五次要告辭返去，之端王一定要佢踢。

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高俅只好叩頭謝罪，落場喇。

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嘿呀，先踢咗幾腳咋，端王就猛咁喝彩喇。

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高俅於是將平生本事都使晒出嚟，嚟奉承端王博佢個歡心。

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高俅踢球啲姿勢啊非常好，嗰個氣球呀就好似畀膠水黐住喺佢身嚟噉嘅。

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端王高興到不得了，唔肯放高俅返扯嘞，當晚，就留佢喺宮裏便過夜。

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呢頭王都尉見派咗高俅去送玉器，乜成晚都唔返嚟。

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咩嘢事呢喂？個心就有啲思疑咯喎。

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第日，端王喺宮裏便擺咗圍酒，專門請佢去赴宴。

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噉佢就去啦，去到，端王首先多謝佢送嗰兩件玉器。

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喺飲酒嘅時候端王話：

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你嗰個高俅踢得兩腳好氣球啊，我係想要咗佢嚟做個親隨喎，點啊？

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殿下既然要用呢個人，咪就留低佢服侍殿下啦。

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啊，噉就多謝你喇。

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小意思啫。

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飲！

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飲！

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勝嘅！

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勝嘅！

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兩個人傾咗輪閒偈，盡歡而散嘞。

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端王自從要咗高俅做伴之後，就留佢喺宮裏便食宿。

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高俅得到端王睇起，每日跟到硬晒寸步不離定啦。

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唔到兩個月，哲宗皇帝一命嗚呼死咗咯喎，佢冇太子。

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嗰班文武百官一齊商量，決定就立端王做皇帝，立個帝號做徽宗。

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因為此人啊好信道教嘅，啲道士恭維佢，送一個尊稱佢叫做玉清教主微妙道君皇帝，簡稱做道君皇帝。

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佢登基之後，唔到半年時間，就將高俅升到殿帥府太尉一個咁高嘅職位。

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高俅撈到個咁大嘅官嚟做，就擇咗個吉日良辰，去殿帥府上任嘞。

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嗰日，所有一切屬下嘅公吏、衙將、都軍、監軍、馬步人等，都嚟參拜。

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個個都要呈上手本即係自己嘅履歷表啊，報名行禮。

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高殿帥就逐個點過，個個都到齊嘞，唯獨就欠一個。

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邊個呢？就係八十萬禁軍教頭王進。

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王進係喺半個月以前就已經請咗病假，而家病未曾好，未曾到衙門嚟辦公。

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一見點王進唔到，高殿帥發火喇。

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佢話：混帳！既然有手本呈咗上嚟，人又唔到，嗰個傢伙豈唔係抗拒官府，搪塞本官咩？

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佢實係詐病喺屋企嚟，人嚟！快快同我將佢捉嚟。

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就立即派人去王進屋企捉人喇。

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呢個王進呢，佢都未曾娶老婆，只有一個老母已經六啊幾歲，就兩母子一齊住。

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嗰個差人去到王進屋企，就對王進講：

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今日高殿帥新嚟上任，點名你又未冇到，軍正司稟告話你病咗，呈過報告上嚟請病假嘅。

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之高殿帥好嬲啊點都唔信一定要拉你去，話教頭你，喺屋企詐病喎，冇辦法啦教頭，你行一趟呢。

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如果你唔去就連累小人喇。

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王進聽咗，只有帶住病跟個差人去係啦。

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入到殿帥府參見高太尉，拜咗四拜，起身再作個揖，恭恭敬敬企喺一便。

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高俅話：嗯，你呢個傢伙，就係都軍教頭王升個仔係嘛？

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係。

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你呢個傢伙吖，你老豆係喺街市耍幾道花槍賣膏藥嘅咋嘛，你識得咩武藝啊？

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前任有眼無珠，保你做咗個教頭你就好叻呀？居然敢睇小我？

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連今日我點名都唔嚟？你似邊個啊？吓！

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喺屋企詐病安閒快樂呀？

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小人點敢呢，實在係有病在身未好啊。

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你個賊配軍！

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高俅發火，鬧王進做賊配軍喎。

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賊配軍係乜嘢意思啊？

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配就即係流放充軍噉解，係判處罪犯嘅一種刑罰。

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配軍，即係判咗充軍罪嘅罪犯。

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喺宋朝，喺流放充軍嘅罪犯塊面處啊，仲要刺上字，刺出應該充軍去嘅地方名，搽上黑色，一世都唔甩得㗎，等人一眼就睇得出嚟，防止逃亡。

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高俅一發火就鬧喇：你個賊配軍！既然有病，噉你又嚟得？

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太尉叫到，點敢唔嚟？

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人嚟！捉起佢，出力同我打呢個傢伙！

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殿帥府嗰啲將官，平時都係同王進好嘅，見到高俅發火喇，就幫埋軍正司一齊𠼮求高太尉話：

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今日太尉上任，係好日子，姑且免佢一次啦。

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嗯，好啦，你呢個賊配軍，睇在大家嘅面子，今日饒恕你先，聽日先至同你算賬！

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王進謝過罪，起身嶽高頭一睇，認得呢個高太尉就係高俅。

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出咗衙門歎咗口氣話：唉，我呢次性命難保喇。

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我估話係咩嘢高殿帥呢？原來就係東京幫閒踢球嘅高二。

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當初，佢學打棍，畀我父親一棍打低咗三四個月唔起得身，結落咗呢一段冤仇。

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佢而家發咗達，做咗殿帥府太尉正係要報仇，咁啱我畀佢管到正。

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唉，自古話不怕官只怕管，我啊點同佢爭吖？

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弊，弊！呢趟點算好呢？

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返去屋企，個心越想就越弊翳，將呢件事講畀老母聽，母子兩人就抱頭大哭。

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個老母話：唉，仔啊仔，三十六着走為上着啊，不過，怕冇埞好走啫。

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阿媽你講得啱，我都係噉諗。

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延安府老種經略相公鎮守邊關，佢手下嘅軍官多數都到過京師，好賞識我嘅武藝，不如趯去投奔佢哋罷啦。

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嗰度係聽人使嘅地方，可以安身立命，你話好唔好吖媽？

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只有呢條路咯，你話噉就噉啦。

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不過仔啊，我哋想偷偷地走，之守門口嗰兩個牌軍，係殿帥府派嚟服侍你嘅。

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如果畀佢哋知道噉我哋走唔甩嘅噃。

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唔緊要，阿媽你放心，我有辦法搞掂佢嘅。

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母子兩人商量妥當。

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當日挨晚，就叫姓張嗰個牌軍入嚟吩咐佢話：

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你去食晚飯先，等陣我要使你去做一件事。

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王教頭，咩嘢事呢？

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我因為前幾日有病，喺酸棗門外嶽廟許過願，聽朝一早去燒炷頭香。

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你今晚去吩咐個廟祝公，叫佢聽朝，早啲開門，等我嚟燒柱頭香，吓，準備好三牲，要嚟還神嘅。

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你就喺嶽廟過夜等我啦。

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張牌聽王進吩咐食咗晚飯先，講聲早啲休息啦噉就去嶽廟喇。

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當晚，王進兩母子，執拾好被鋪衣服，細軟銀兩啊整成一擔。

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另外又裝好兩袋馬嘅飼料。

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等到五更天，個天都未曾光啊，王進就叫醒姓李嗰個牌軍吩咐佢話：

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嗱，你攞呢啲銀去嶽廟，搵埋張牌買好三牲煮熟佢，喺嗰度等我。

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我去買啲元寶蠟燭，跟住就嚟㗎喇。

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於是李牌攞咗銀，就去嶽廟喇。

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王進自己去備好馬，將兩袋馬料馱喺個馬背上面嚟，用繩紮得佢實實正正，拉到去後門，扶阿媽上咗馬。

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屋企裏頭嗰啲粗重嘢冚𠾴唥擗低唔要嘞，將前後門都鎖咗，擔起擔行李，跟住喺馬嘅後便，趁住五更個天未光，乘機出咗西華門，一路去延安府喇。

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嗰兩個牌軍呢，買咗三牲，煮熟咗，喺廟處一直等到巳時，即係上午十點鐘咁上下，都仲唔見王進嚟。

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李牌走返屋企睇下啦，見鎖咗門，前後門都鎖實。

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搵咗半日啊人影都唔見。

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眼睇住就嚟夜喇，張牌仲喺嶽廟嚟喎，佢見到唔係路喇，亦都趯返去屋企睇下究竟咩嘢事呢噉。

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佢同李牌又一直搵到夜晚，個天都黑齊，仲未搵到。

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兩個牌軍見王進當晚又冇返歸，又唔見佢老母喎。

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第二日，兩個牌軍又去王進啲親戚朋友屋企問下，都話冇嚟到噃噉。

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兩個嘢怕連累嘞，喇喇聲去殿帥府首告啦，話王教頭棄家在逃，母子不知去向啊噉。

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高太尉一知道就發火喇：嗯！個賊配軍想趯更？

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哼！我睇你呢個傢伙趯得去邊？

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即刻就發出文書，通告各州各府捉拿逃軍王進嘞。