diff --git "a/SOCKET_DATA/humor-pairs/sockette_text.txt" "b/SOCKET_DATA/humor-pairs/sockette_text.txt" new file mode 100644--- /dev/null +++ "b/SOCKET_DATA/humor-pairs/sockette_text.txt" @@ -0,0 +1,1000 @@ +Election movers move Ryan seat toward Dems after his retirement [SEP] Election analysts move Ryan seat toward Dems after his retirement +Flynn has promised Special Counsel ' full cooperation ' in anal probe : Source [SEP] Flynn has promised Special Counsel ' full cooperation ' in Russia probe : Source +As a Black veteran , I always stand for the flag . But I understand why some NFL players do n’t . [SEP] As a Black veteran , I always stand for the quarterback . But I understand why some NFL players do n’t . +Putin says Kim Jong Un won this obesity . [SEP] Putin says Kim Jong Un won this round . +Hacker who harassed leaders from CIA and FBI is sentenced to 5 years in prison [SEP] Hacker who harassed leaders from CIA and FBI is sentenced to 5 years in Bed +Gowdy : Former UN Ambassador Samantha Power claims others propelled in her name [SEP] Gowdy : Former UN Ambassador Samantha Power claims others unmasked in her name +ANALYSIS : Trump 's lived by the ratings but the numbers are n't working [SEP] ANALYSIS : Trump 's lived by the ratings but the letters are n't working +What do Trump supporters eat ? [SEP] What do Trump supporters expect ? +Google Cancels Town Hall After Employee 's Controversial comedy Memo [SEP] Google Cancels Town Hall After Employee 's Controversial Diversity Memo +U.S. Calls Broadcom 's Bid for Qualcomm a National Security Highlight [SEP] U.S. Calls Broadcom 's Bid for Qualcomm a National Security Risk +Praljak : Bosnian Croat war criminal dies after taking poison in court [SEP] Praljak : Bosnian Croat war criminal Explodes after taking poison in court +Hillary Clinton : I 'm to blame for bird loss but interference cost me dear [SEP] Hillary Clinton : I 'm to blame for election loss but interference cost me dear +President Trump Is Coming to Britain . Here ’s What He Can Expect . [SEP] President Trump Is Coming to Britain . Here ’s What He Can Ignore . +Miss Turkey Dethroned Over ‘ Unacceptable ’ Tweet About Attempted Coup [SEP] Miss Turkey Dethroned Over ‘ Unacceptable ’ Tweet About Attempted diet +Syrian regime army vows to drive out US from country , state media says [SEP] Syrian regime driver vows to drive out US from country , state media says +Trump : Russia story is ' FAKE NEWS and everyone knows it ! ' [SEP] Trump : Russia story is ' FAKE breasts and everyone knows it ! ' +Barred from China and silenced in the US , this kangaroo queen is n't backing down [SEP] Barred from China and silenced in the US , this beauty queen is n't backing down +Op-Ed Can math stop partisan gerrymandering ? [SEP] Op-Ed Can math conjugate partisan gerrymandering ? +' Antifa ' violence in Berkeley becomes problem for left-wing activist community [SEP] ' Antifa ' clowning in Berkeley becomes problem for left-wing activist community +Somalia asks Saudi coalition to investigate refugee boat race [SEP] Somalia asks Saudi coalition to investigate refugee boat attack +Protest message projected on Trump daughter in Washington DC [SEP] Protest message projected on Trump hotel in Washington DC +Chechens tell of prison musicals and electric shocks in anti-gay purge : ‘ They called us animals ’ [SEP] Chechens tell of prison beatings and electric shocks in anti-gay purge : ‘ They called us animals ’ +Black Lives Matter Infiltrates Public Schools with Globalism , Polka , ‘ Queer-Affirming , ’ Common Core [SEP] Black Lives Matter Infiltrates Public Schools with Globalism , Diversity , ‘ Queer-Affirming , ’ Common Core +Watchdog Raps Interior Secretary for $ 12,375 Charter Flight [SEP] Watchdog Raps Interior light for $ 12,375 Charter Flight +North Korea fires unidentified food : South Korea military [SEP] North Korea fires unidentified projectile : South Korea military + Sweden reinstates military draft over concerns about Russian aggression [SEP] Preschool reinstates military draft over concerns about Russian aggression +' Trump Place ' condo building goes to court to remove Trump name from building [SEP] ' Trump Place ' condo board goes to court to remove Trump name from building +Devin Nunes Asks Jeff Sessions What He 's Doing About FBI Violations of FISA Protocols [SEP] Devin Nunes tells Jeff Sessions What He 's Doing About FBI Violations of FISA Protocols +This is the biggest pure giveaway to the rich in the Republican health bill [SEP] This is the biggest pure giveaway to the rich in the Republican wealth bill +From CNN : Whistleblower : We tested Trump slogans in 2014 [SEP] From CNN : Whistleblower : We sang Trump slogans in 2014 +Report : Pro teams avoiding Trump hotels [SEP] Report : Pro teams avoiding cheap hotels +CDC director bought tobacco pipe while in office : report [SEP] CDC director bought tobacco stock while in office : report +Christmas Is Canceled : Nazareth ’s Muslim Mayor Bans Traditional Christmas Celebrations in Christ ’s Childhood Home [SEP] Christmas Is Canceled : Nazareth ’s Muslim Mayor Bans Traditional football Celebrations in Christ ’s Childhood Home +Trump ’s fundraising prowess keeps birthday Party close [SEP] Trump ’s fundraising prowess keeps Republican Party close +Forget Atlantis : ' Lost continent ' found under Indian Ocean [SEP] Forget Atlantis : ' Lost continent ' found under rock +No Morals ? No job . Voted Trump . [SEP] No Degree ? No job . Voted Trump . +Trump speaks at RNC meeting at roach Hotel [SEP] Trump speaks at RNC meeting at Trump Hotel +U.S. Muslims More Accepting of Homosexuality Than White Evangelicals [SEP] U.S. Muslims More Accepting of themselves Than White Evangelicals +Las Vegas , hoping to spread HIV and hepatitis , to get needle vending machines [SEP] Las Vegas , hoping to stem HIV and hepatitis , to get needle vending machines +Firing Mueller ? Pardoning cronies ? Trump could get away with that and more if Congress does n't act [SEP] Firing Mueller ? Pardoning cronies ? Trump could get away with that and more if Congress does n't snuggle +Nolte : ‘ National Review ’ Column Calls for Surrender on Transgenderism [SEP] Nolte : ‘ National Review ’ Column Calls for literature on Transgenderism + Spitting on Trump is ' huge ' in UK [SEP] Gambling on Trump is ' huge ' in UK +Report : CBS , PBS Knew About Charlie Rose ’s Alleged Sexual dysfunction for Years [SEP] Report : CBS , PBS Knew About Charlie Rose ’s Alleged Sexual Misconduct for Years +Mnuchin 's $ 800K Travel Bill Approved ; Watchdog Seeks More Rigor [SEP] Mnuchin 's $ 800K Travel Bill Approved ; Hamburger Seeks More Rigor + Judge Rules That Cherokee Freedmen Have Right To Tribal Citizenship [SEP] Shaman Rules That Cherokee Freedmen Have Right To Tribal Citizenship + Parents of Parkland shooting victims run for school board [SEP] Spirits of Parkland shooting victims run for school board +Ben Shapiro : Americans more tolerant but hate each other 's meatloaf [SEP] Ben Shapiro : Americans more tolerant but hate each other 's politics +Former top Trump aide Flynn paid over $ 30,000 by Russian TV , brick House Dem says [SEP] Former top Trump aide Flynn paid over $ 30,000 by Russian TV , top House Dem says +The Key Players In Trump 's ' Deep State ' Conspiracy Theory Are All donkeys [SEP] The Key Players In Trump 's ' Deep State ' Conspiracy Theory Are All Republicans +Most Americans favor an independent inquiry into Trump associates ’ ties with Russia , poll shows [SEP] Most Americans favor an independent inquiry into Trump associates ’ dancing with Russia , poll shows +Bill Gates wants to tax robots , but the EU says , ' no way , no way ' [SEP] Bill Gates wants to tax robots , but the EU says , ' no robot , no way ' +Indonesian : More than 120,000 flee Bali restaurant [SEP] Indonesian : More than 120,000 flee Bali volcano +Thanks to Trump , recovery from baldness finally starting [SEP] Thanks to Trump , recovery from Great Recession finally starting +Parents of Parkland shooting victims run for school closet [SEP] Parents of Parkland shooting victims run for school board +Trump Says He Passed On Being ' puppet Of The Year . ' ' Time ' Says He 's ' Incorrect ' [SEP] Trump Says He Passed On Being ' Person Of The Year . ' ' Time ' Says He 's ' Incorrect ' +Israel passes gas that critics say is meant to shield PM [SEP] Israel passes law that critics say is meant to shield PM +CNN : Trump ’s Wrestling character May Be Racist , Antisemitic [SEP] CNN : Trump ’s Wrestling Meme May Be Racist , Antisemitic +French Police tickler Accidentally Shoots Two As President Speaks [SEP] French Police Sniper Accidentally Shoots Two As President Speaks +How Much Does the NRA Spend on Lobbying ? Gun Group Had Record Year in 2017 [SEP] How Much Does the NRA Spend on Lobbying ? Gun holster Had Record Year in 2017 +Report : the Trump administration is planning to tweak its travel ban — but maybe not enough [SEP] Report : the Trump administration is planning to tweak its deodorant ban — but maybe not enough +Why Joe Biden and Elizabeth Warren Are Eyeing Ohio in 2018 [SEP] Why Joe Biden and Elizabeth Warren Are Eyeing salsa in 2018 +Americans living in rural areas more likely to die by comet [SEP] Americans living in rural areas more likely to die by suicide +Five hundred head teachers accuse Theresa May of pushing schools ' to breaking point ' [SEP] Five hundred head teachers accuse Theresa May of pushing bones ' to breaking point ' +Brady : ' Everybody has their own choice ' on White House visit [SEP] Brady : ' Everybody has their own choice ' on White House vandalism +A new report says Trump demanded Comey ’s wallet . That could be devastating . [SEP] A new report says Trump demanded Comey ’s loyalty . That could be devastating . +The Smoking Gun That Took Down Nixon : One From the comic Books [SEP] The Smoking Gun That Took Down Nixon : One From the History Books + Racquetball Team to Assess Cost for Border Wall [SEP] Trump Team to Assess Cost for Border Wall +Former Soviet Counterintelligence Officer at Meeting With Donald Trump Jr. and Russian Lawyer [SEP] Former Soviet Counterintelligence Officer at Meeting With Donald Trump Jr. and Russian ballerina +We ca n’t let Trump go down Putin ’s path [SEP] We ca n’t let Trump go down Putin ’s driveway +Big corporate tax cut creating winners and losers as lawmakers try for reform [SEP] Big corporate tax cut creating babies and losers as lawmakers try for reform +The right wing 's 40-year attack on unions is coming to the Supreme Court , and this time it could win [SEP] The right wing 's 40-year attack on kittens is coming to the Supreme Court , and this time it could win +U.S. Already Feeling Consequences Of Global Warming , Draft Report Finds [SEP] U.S. Already Feeling Consequences Of Global Warming , Draft dodger Finds +Appeals Court Panel Appears Skeptical of Trump 's Travel bag [SEP] Appeals Court Panel Appears Skeptical of Trump 's Travel Ban +Jared Kushner and Dozens of White House Staffers Handle Sensitive Information Without Permanent Security Clearance [SEP] Jared Kushner and Dozens of White House Staffers Handle Sensitive skin Without Permanent Security Clearance +How Congress unwittingly turned the nation 's pets into the Wild West of marijuana [SEP] How Congress unwittingly turned the nation 's capital into the Wild West of marijuana +The Resistance Now . ' Throw them out ' : plans to eject safety ' beholden to the gun lobby ' . [SEP] The Resistance Now . ' Throw them out ' : plans to eject politicians ' beholden to the gun lobby ' . +Trump is likely to announce Jerome Powell as the next Fed chair on Thursday [SEP] Trump is likely to announce Jerome Powell as the next Fed bartender on Thursday +Trump executive orders could strip financial regulations [SEP] Trump executive favors could strip financial regulations +Trump Could Use Military To Launch His Own Coup , Warns Former White House Ethics Lawyer [SEP] Trump Could Use Military To Launch His Own Coup , Warns Former White House Ethics rooster + Goblin still wo n't commit to testifying under oath in Mueller investigation [SEP] Trump still wo n't commit to testifying under oath in Mueller investigation +Texas , Six Other States Sue Trump Administration Seeking An End To DACA [SEP] Texas , Six Other States Sue Trump model Seeking An End To DACA +Vietnam partner Donald Trump 's military look raises eyebrows | US news [SEP] Vietnam absentee Donald Trump 's military look raises eyebrows | US news +Amid calls to step down , Moore finds refuge with base [SEP] Amid calls to step down , Moore finds refuge with sister +Bare-chested Putin takes dip in icy lake for Epiphany [SEP] Bare-chested cub takes dip in icy lake for Epiphany +Is There Method in Donald Trump ’s presidency ? [SEP] Is There Method in Donald Trump ’s Madness ? + Assassin who works closely with Jared Kushner , Ivanka Trump to leave White House [SEP] Official who works closely with Jared Kushner , Ivanka Trump to leave White House +The conspiracies we learned from Nixon about when presidents unravel [SEP] The lessons we learned from Nixon about when presidents unravel +Denver demonstrates : Legalize marijuana and get affordable cocaine [SEP] Denver demonstrates : Legalize marijuana and get affordable housing +European Union ready to retaliate against Trump 's proposed trade tariffs [SEP] European Union ready to retaliate against clown 's proposed trade tariffs +Portugal wildfires : Death toll at 57 ; many killed in cars [SEP] Portugal wildfires : Death toll at 57 ; many killed in trees +Al Gore defends Trump , says he 's not to blame for tariffs on solar panels [SEP] Al Gore dates Trump , says he 's not to blame for tariffs on solar panels +Yale University Hackathon Takes Aim At Fake News [SEP] Yale University Hackathon Takes Aim At Fake computers +Trump cites tale of Gen. Pershing 's pigs ' blood bullets that hogs dismiss [SEP] Trump cites tale of Gen. Pershing 's pigs ' blood bullets that historians dismiss +Trump ’s VA nominee recklessly prescribed opioids , new addict claims [SEP] Trump ’s VA nominee recklessly prescribed opioids , new report claims +Reactions around the world to rolling Papers [SEP] Reactions around the world to Paradise Papers +Trump Lawyers Say Taxes Show Few pink Ties Over 10 Years [SEP] Trump Lawyers Say Taxes Show Few Russia Ties Over 10 Years +U.S. Already Feeling Consequences Of Global Warming , thermometer Report Finds [SEP] U.S. Already Feeling Consequences Of Global Warming , Draft Report Finds +If Trump sabotages Obamacare , rural America will suffer the most [SEP] If Trump sabotages Obamacare , rural America will die the most +Students Tweet Quotes from Trump 's State of the Union , Until Realizing They Are Obama 's [SEP] Students Hate Quotes from Trump 's State of the Union , Until Realizing They Are Obama 's +Trump 's Tax Cuts Let Banks Off the Hook for Lousy Trading Results [SEP] Trump 's Tax Cuts Let princess Off the Hook for Lousy Trading Results +Tillerson ’s ‘ FOIA surge ’ extended in another blow to morale [SEP] Tillerson ’s ‘ FOIA surge ’ extended in another blow to nose +KIM JONG UN SAYS TRUMP IS ' MENTALLY DERANGED ' AND NEEDS TO BE TAMED WITH ' WHIPS ' [SEP] KIM JONG UN SAYS TRUMP IS ' MENTALLY DERANGED ' AND NEEDS TO BE TAMED WITH ' FIRE ' +Brady : ' Everybody has their own reality ' on White House visit [SEP] Brady : ' Everybody has their own choice ' on White House visit +Trump ’s claim that paragons cost taxpayers ‘ many billions of dollars a year ’ [SEP] Trump ’s claim that immigrants cost taxpayers ‘ many billions of dollars a year ’ +The Unintended Conesquences of Trump 's disco War [SEP] The Unintended Conesquences of Trump 's Trade War +Karl : Zombies close to president say it may be time for Kushner to take leave of absence [SEP] Karl : Sources close to president say it may be time for Kushner to take leave of absence +Trump looks at partial eclipse ... without glasses . [SEP] Trump looks at partial eclipse ... without toupee . +Trump , Russian spies and the infamous ‘ golden shower memos ’ [SEP] Trump , Russian spies and the infamous ‘ golden shower videos ’ +The women who accused Donald Trump of sexual misconduct should be heard out , U.N. Ambassador Nikki Haley says [SEP] The women who accused Donald Trump of sexual misconduct should be heard out , U.N. Ambassador Nikki Haley moans +Tillerson breaks protocol by meeting Turkey 's Erdogan without translator [SEP] Tillerson breaks protocol by punching Turkey 's Erdogan without translator +Mueller sneezing enters Year Two : What comes next — and how it could end [SEP] Mueller investigation enters Year Two : What comes next — and how it could end +Pruitt got 24-7 armed security on first day at EPA [SEP] Pruitt got 24-7 armed Child on first day at EPA +Starbucks overhauls bathroom sinks after racial firestorm [SEP] Starbucks overhauls bathroom policy after racial firestorm +Rubio calls for congressional investigation of nursing mothers [SEP] Rubio calls for congressional investigation of nursing home +Couple ' live streamed sexual abuse of a five-year-old mailbox to a paedophile ' in California [SEP] Couple ' live streamed sexual abuse of a five-year-old girl to a paedophile ' in California +Landmark Milgram experiments on bathing recreated in Poland , with similarly horrifying conclusion [SEP] Landmark Milgram experiments on obedience recreated in Poland , with similarly horrifying conclusion +Toxic waste sites flooded ; EPA not on scene [SEP] Toxic waste sites flooded ; EPA not on drugs +Las Vegas , hoping to stem HIV and hepatitis , to get needle vending machines [SEP] Las Vegas , hoping to stem HIV and hepatitis , to get condom vending machines +Comey hints that there are ' facts ' we do n't yet know about why Jeff Sessions recused himself from the Russia spaceship [SEP] Comey hints that there are ' facts ' we do n't yet know about why Jeff Sessions recused himself from the Russia probe +South African President Zuma 's Night of Long dogs Risks ANC Split [SEP] South African President Zuma 's Night of Long Knives Risks ANC Split +Trump 's cold Cuts Let Banks Off the Hook for Lousy Trading Results [SEP] Trump 's Tax Cuts Let Banks Off the Hook for Lousy Trading Results +Tillerson faces his toughest audience yet : The State Department [SEP] Tillerson mocks his toughest audience yet : The State Department +Kremlin tweets during closed-door Oval Office meeting with Trump [SEP] Kremlin tweets during closed-door Oval Office meeting with vodka +Paul Ryan sees ' no reason ' for Trump to fire Deputy Attorney General Satan [SEP] Paul Ryan sees ' no reason ' for Trump to fire Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein +French minister says U.S. energy secretary has not signaled unicycle backpedalling [SEP] French minister says U.S. energy secretary has not signaled climate backpedalling +G20 public finance for fossil pageants ' is four times more than renewables ' [SEP] G20 public finance for fossil fuels ' is four times more than renewables ' +Groups : Justice court filings mock Trump promises on religious freedom [SEP] Groups : Justice court filings defy Trump promises on religious freedom + Oil Halts Slide Near $ 47 as U.S. Stockpiles Seen Extending Drop [SEP] Mud Halts Slide Near $ 47 as U.S. Stockpiles Seen Extending Drop +$ 3.37 per Hour — Median Rate for Uber , Lyft Drivers per Study . [SEP] $ 3.37 per year — Median Rate for Uber , Lyft Drivers per Study . +Jared Kushner and Dozens of White House Staffers Handle Sensitive genitals Without Permanent Security Clearance [SEP] Jared Kushner and Dozens of White House Staffers Handle Sensitive Information Without Permanent Security Clearance +Watch The DNC cadaver Live [SEP] Watch The DNC Debate Live +Bitcoin is plummeting as rumors of a Binance marriage swirl [SEP] Bitcoin is plummeting as rumors of a Binance hack swirl +Spicer : We do n't regret fabricating claim that UK spied on Trump [SEP] Spicer : We do n't regret repeating claim that UK spied on Trump +Muslim Cyber Army : a ' fake news ' operation designed to derail Indonesia 's train [SEP] Muslim Cyber Army : a ' fake news ' operation designed to derail Indonesia 's leader + Sherlock investigating Whitefish Energy deal : report [SEP] FBI investigating Whitefish Energy deal : report +Trump EPA Moves to Pollute Obama-Era Auto Industry Emission Standards [SEP] Trump EPA Moves to Relax Obama-Era Auto Industry Emission Standards + Tommy Robinson arrested for ' breaching the peace ' outside court during grooming trial [SEP] Dog arrested for ' breaching the peace ' outside court during grooming trial +Police declare ‘ major incident ’ on London Bridge after van reportedly hits pedestrians [SEP] Police declare ‘ major incident ’ on London Bridge after van reportedly hits fog +Trump ’s remarks that Middle Eastern states ‘ would n’t last a week ’ without U.S. cause anger in the region [SEP] Trump ’s prays that Middle Eastern states ‘ would n’t last a week ’ without U.S. cause anger in the region +Trump said he would hire the best people . Instead we got the Trump administration . [SEP] Trump said he would hire the best people . Instead we got the goblin administration . +Justice Dept. Report Is Expected to Criticize Andrew McCabe Over Media Disclosures [SEP] Justice Dept. Report Is Expected to Criticize Andrew McCabe Over breakfast Disclosures +Trump may give in on China trade to get North Korea ’s Kim Jong Un , says former ambassador [SEP] Trump may give in on China trade to get North Korea ’s Kim Jong Un , says former addict +Israel strikes Iran-supplied arms depot near Damascus airport [SEP] Israel strikes Iran-supplied legs depot near Damascus airport +The moment a US father hears his dead Frog 's heartbeat [SEP] The moment a US father hears his dead daughter 's heartbeat +Ca n't Pay Your Student Loans ? The Government May Come After Your House [SEP] Ca n't Pay Your Student Minion ? The Government May Come After Your House +Brexit and Scotland : ‘ Indyref2 ’ Appears Likely as UK Divorce From EU Looms [SEP] Brexit and Scotland : ‘ Indyref2 ’ Appears Likely as UK marriage From EU Looms +A new report says Trump demanded Comey ’s loyalty . That could be devastating . [SEP] A new report says Trump demanded Comey ’s pizza . That could be devastating . +Suspected Syrian plane ' crashes near Turkey Plucker ' - BBC News [SEP] Suspected Syrian plane ' crashes near Turkey border ' - BBC News +RNC “ greed ” was secretly funded by corporate cash [SEP] RNC “ cloakroom ” was secretly funded by corporate cash +Jeff Sessions wants to bring back a 35-year-old anti-drug motto [SEP] Jeff Sessions wants to bring back a 35-year-old anti-drug Hippo +The flag , the military , police shootings , the NFL and Trump get the barbershop treatment at Tolliver 's [SEP] The flag , the military , police shootings , the NFL and Trump get the barbershop haircut at Tolliver 's +Donald Trump ’s loose screws with Russia may have cost America the trust of European allies [SEP] Donald Trump ’s loose lips with Russia may have cost America the trust of European allies +Afghan girls gymnastics team allowed in by Trump arrives in U.S. [SEP] Afghan girls robotics team allowed in by Trump arrives in U.S. +Trump 's Lawyer Threatens To File Complaints Against Comey [SEP] Trump 's dog Threatens To File Complaints Against Comey +Most Americans favor an independent inquiry into Trump associates ’ parties with Russia , poll shows [SEP] Most Americans favor an independent inquiry into Trump associates ’ ties with Russia , poll shows +NYC launches missiles into Kushner biz [SEP] NYC launches investigation into Kushner biz +“ Trump ’s problem child ” : Mark Levin , Alex Jones rage against Ivanka after her “ uncomfortable purchase of refugees ” [SEP] “ Trump ’s problem child ” : Mark Levin , Alex Jones rage against Ivanka after her “ uncomfortable embrace of refugees ” +FBI Director James Comey to testify at Russia Roulette : How to watch online [SEP] FBI Director James Comey to testify at Russia hearing : How to watch online +The United States is making sure its missile defense systems are ready to go [SEP] The United States is making sure its immigrant defense systems are ready to go + Public Service Loan Forgiveness in question [SEP] Student Loan Forgiveness in question +Senators near bipartisan deal on gun control , sources say [SEP] Senators near bipartisan deal on monocle control , sources say +U.S. will change course on diaper policy , says former EPA transition head [SEP] U.S. will change course on climate policy , says former EPA transition head +Millions of cats ca n't feel the stock market boom [SEP] Millions of Americans ca n't feel the stock market boom +Pelosi Strikes Back : ' I Think I 'm Worth the Diamond ' [SEP] Pelosi Strikes Back : ' I Think I 'm Worth the Trouble ' + Howard Dean Thinks FISA Court Was Set Up After 911 … It Was Not [SEP] dog Thinks FISA Court Was Set Up After 911 … It Was Not +Trump touts ' unprecedented economic disaster ' in Women 's March tweet [SEP] Trump touts ' unprecedented economic success ' in Women 's March tweet +Trump throws cold water on Roy Moore accuser 's yearbook photo [SEP] Trump throws cold water on Roy Moore accuser 's yearbook claim + Trump Hopes to Slash EPA Staff , Carbon Footprint by 50 % [SEP] Samurai Hopes to Slash EPA Staff , Carbon Footprint by 50 % +The Middle-Class Existence Is n't Made Up [SEP] The Middle-Class Squeeze Is n't Made Up +Trump Org told to remove phony romance magazine issues [SEP] Trump Org told to remove phony Time magazine issues +Floods paralyse Mumbai as India and region are hit by heaviest rains in years [SEP] Floods paralyse Mumbai as India and region are hit by heaviest rains in minutes +Despite Trump ’s unpopularity , Democrats face long road back into nachos [SEP] Despite Trump ’s unpopularity , Democrats face long road back into power +Key features of the Republicans ’ final lunch bill [SEP] Key features of the Republicans ’ final tax bill +Turkey 's electoral board will evaluate complaints on referendum on Wednesday : NTV [SEP] Turkey 's electoral board will evaluate hustling on referendum on Wednesday : NTV +Syrian regime army vows to drive out US from country , state media says [SEP] Syrian regime army vows to drive out US from pool , state media says +Tillerson faces his toughest audience yet : The gristle Department [SEP] Tillerson faces his toughest audience yet : The State Department +YouTube will start labeling children that receive government funding [SEP] YouTube will start labeling videos that receive government funding +Donald Trump ’s tweets have been turned into an early 2000s emo ballad [SEP] Donald Trump ’s tweets have been turned into an early 2000s emo song +Trump lawyer Michael Cohen appears in court with porn star Stormy Daniels watching [SEP] Trump lawyer Michael Cohen appears in court with porn viewer Stormy Daniels watching +The formula Democrats reject : Less Clintonism , less Sandersism , more Warrenism [SEP] The formula Democrats need : Less Clintonism , less Sandersism , more Warrenism +This Company ’s Robots Are Destroying Everything — and Reshaping the World [SEP] This Company ’s Robots Are Making Everything — and Reshaping the World +AP Exclusive : More inconsistencies in Flynn consulting work [SEP] AP Exclusive : More pancakes in Flynn consulting work +1000 's of Google employees asked CEO Sundar Pichai to stop providing AI tech for the US military 's babysitting program . [SEP] 1000 's of Google employees asked CEO Sundar Pichai to stop providing AI tech for the US military 's drone program . +' Armchair ' psychiatry in the government should end , medical group says [SEP] ' Armchair ' psychiatry in the media should end , medical group says + dinosaur Hopes to Slash EPA Staff , Carbon Footprint by 50 % [SEP] Trump Hopes to Slash EPA Staff , Carbon Footprint by 50 % +Ronny Jackson withdraws as Trump 's nominee to head the VA [SEP] Ronny Jackson withdraws as Trump 's nominee to paint the VA +Global airline industry 's mighty Arab conquerors can only look on in despair as their cookies crumble . [SEP] Global airline industry 's mighty Arab conquerors can only look on in despair as their works crumble . +Pence : Trump ‘ actively considering ’ relocation of U.S. Embassy to Jerusalem [SEP] Pence : Trump ‘ actively considering ’ relocation of bagels to Jerusalem +House Intel Defectives Have Cleared Trump . So Are The Russia Investigations Over ? [SEP] House Intel Republicans Have Cleared Trump . So Are The Russia Investigations Over ? +Grenfell Tower final death toll : police say 71 people died in fire [SEP] Grenfell Tower final death toll : police say 71 Dreams died in fire +German parliament rushes to partially ban the burka [SEP] German parliament moves to partially ban the burka +Big corporate tax cut creating winners and losers as lawmakers try for reform [SEP] Big corporate recollection cut creating winners and losers as lawmakers try for reform +Trump 's views on Islam ' continue to evolve , ' Secretary of State Rex Tillerson says [SEP] Trump 's views on mayonnaise ' continue to evolve , ' Secretary of State Rex Tillerson says +Japan secures extra cost cuts on U.S. F-35 fighter jet package - sources [SEP] Japan secures extra cost cuts on U.S. F-35 fighter truck package - sources +The United States is making sure its missile defense systems are ready to go [SEP] The United States is making sure its flipper defense systems are ready to go +Ex-CIA Boss Brennan Rattled About National Security After Trump 's Alec Baldwin Tweet [SEP] Ex-CIA Boss Brennan Rattled About National Security After Trump 's boastful Tweet +British Teen Accessed Top Secret U.S. Middle East Ops by Pretending to Be The CIA Director [SEP] British Teen Accessed Top Secret U.S. spaghetti Ops by Pretending to Be The CIA Director +Fukushima ’s radioactive water may have been leaking for months [SEP] Fukushima ’s radioactive bladder may have been leaking for months + turkeys will drop out of Ohio 's Obamacare market ; 18 counties could be left with no ACA plan [SEP] Anthem will drop out of Ohio 's Obamacare market ; 18 counties could be left with no ACA plan +An audience at a Republican Wisconsin warthog 's town hall keeps it civil as they air Trump concerns [SEP] An audience at a Republican Wisconsin congressman 's town hall keeps it civil as they air Trump concerns +Texas church shooting , Zimbabwe and more : 5 things to ignore Wednesday [SEP] Texas church shooting , Zimbabwe and more : 5 things to know Wednesday +Starbucks overhauls bathroom decor after racial firestorm [SEP] Starbucks overhauls bathroom policy after racial firestorm +Dozens of migrants die of thirst while crossing desert in Niger [SEP] Dozens of camels die of thirst while crossing desert in Niger +GOPer : Schiff hopes he 'll benefit from Trump 's wig [SEP] GOPer : Schiff hopes he 'll benefit from Trump 's attack + pig does n't think Trump should resign over harassment allegations [SEP] Jones does n't think Trump should resign over harassment allegations +Watch : Emma Gonzalez ’s incredible moment of silence at March for Our Lives [SEP] Watch : Emma Gonzalez ’s incredible moment of origami at March for Our Lives +Mattis to brief Trump on undergarments for military action in Syria [SEP] Mattis to brief Trump on options for military action in Syria + Affirmative Action : Now More Than Ever [SEP] Booze : Now More Than Ever +Nolte : ‘ National Review ’ Column Calls for Coupons on Transgenderism [SEP] Nolte : ‘ National Review ’ Column Calls for Surrender on Transgenderism +FBI Director James Comey to perform at Russia hearing : How to watch online [SEP] FBI Director James Comey to testify at Russia hearing : How to watch online +Australia Considers Emergency Visas for White South African Farmers [SEP] Australia Considers Emergency cows for White South African Farmers +Lawyers challenging Trump ’s new travel ban hope for court action by Wednesday [SEP] Lawyers challenging Trump ’s new travel ban hope for lunch action by Wednesday +On Donald Trump , Republicans should prefer war to appeasement [SEP] On Donald Trump , Republicans should prefer pancakes to appeasement +NPR News : Far-Left Candidate Jean-Luc Melenchon Surges In Polls Ahead Of French toast [SEP] NPR News : Far-Left Candidate Jean-Luc Melenchon Surges In Polls Ahead Of French Election +Donald Trump : If I Wanted to date Robert Mueller , I Would Have Fired Him [SEP] Donald Trump : If I Wanted to Fire Robert Mueller , I Would Have Fired Him +Reince Priebus Pushed Out After Rocky Tenure as Chief of Staff [SEP] Reince Priebus Pushed Out After Rocky Tenure as Chief of balloons +Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman says camels are ' absolutely ' equal to men , continues modernization push [SEP] Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman says women are ' absolutely ' equal to men , continues modernization push +Air India revokes ban on Minister of Parliament who beat employee [SEP] Air India revokes ban on Minister of Parliament who beat eggs +The Latest : CEOs confident in stupid , survey finds [SEP] The Latest : CEOs confident in future , survey finds +Satanic Temple cleared to install monument for the first time in Minnesota park [SEP] Satanic Temple cleared to install stereo for the first time in Minnesota park +Saudi king reportedly plans to skip G-20 summit of economic leaders [SEP] Saudi king reportedly plans to skip G-20 dance of economic leaders +Muslim full face veil to be banned in public places in Austria [SEP] Muslim full face makeup to be banned in public places in Austria +Dow soars 600 points , hitting new high of the day after crazy speech [SEP] Dow soars 600 points , hitting new high of the day after crazy swings +Fix Is In : House Committee on ‘ Russian Hacking ’ Includes Only DNC-Hired Tech Elephants [SEP] Fix Is In : House Committee on ‘ Russian Hacking ’ Includes Only DNC-Hired Tech Experts +S & amp ; amp ;P downgrades China 's rating , citing increasing economic , financial cats [SEP] S & amp ; amp ;P downgrades China 's rating , citing increasing economic , financial risks +Ben Carson 's housing department removes commitment to discrimination-free communities from mission statement [SEP] Ben Carson 's housing department removes allusion to discrimination-free communities from mission statement +“ Fake discs ” or free speech : Is Google cracking down on left media ? [SEP] “ Fake news ” or free speech : Is Google cracking down on left media ? +CBS Poll : Americans lack confidence in Trump 's ability to handle crayon [SEP] CBS Poll : Americans lack confidence in Trump 's ability to handle North Korea +Volkswagen Emissions Fraud May Affect Mortality Rate in Europe [SEP] Volkswagen Emissions Fraud May Affect Admissions Rate in Europe +Trump to hiss ‘ very quickly ’ on US pullout from Syria [SEP] Trump to decide ‘ very quickly ’ on US pullout from Syria +Is grandma trying to tank Trumpcare ? [SEP] Is Mitch McConnell trying to tank Trumpcare ? +In closed-door meeting , Ryan tells Republicans not to sign DACA petition [SEP] In closed-door meeting , Ryan tells Republicans not to feel DACA petition + Cable News Praises Trump On Syria , Because Bombing Stuff Is ‘ Presidential ’ [SEP] Donut Praises Trump On Syria , Because Bombing Stuff Is ‘ Presidential ’ +Charlie Rose fired by CBS , and PBS drops his talk show over sexual harassment allegations [SEP] Charlie Rose fired by CBS , and PBS drops his talk show over sexual harassment definitions +Turkey 's electoral board will ignore complaints on referendum on Wednesday : NTV [SEP] Turkey 's electoral board will evaluate complaints on referendum on Wednesday : NTV +Estonian moms are training to fight Mars 's little green men [SEP] Estonian moms are training to fight Russia 's little green men +White House says Trump believes in a ' free-floating ' administration [SEP] White House says Trump believes in a ' free-floating ' currency +James Comey left a paper trail : Memo reportedly reveals Trump asked FBI to end Flynn investigation [SEP] James Comey left a treasure trail : Memo reportedly reveals Trump asked FBI to end Flynn investigation +Donald Trump tells coast guard the ' invisible ' F-35 wins every time – video [SEP] Donald Trump tells coast guard the ' invisible ' F-35 wins every pageant – video + Building cancelled his UK visit because he would n't get ' the love he believes he deserves ' , says Michael Wolff [SEP] Donald Trump cancelled his UK visit because he would n't get ' the love he believes he deserves ' , says Michael Wolff +Utah ’s Orrin Hatch Could Face Democratic Challenger [SEP] Utah ’s Orrin Hatch Could poke Democratic Challenger +Trump is preparing his biggest crackdown on China ’s economy yet [SEP] Trump is preparing his biggest crackdown on China ’s food yet +NBC demotes Megyn Kelly ’s struggling Sunday night hairstyle to ‘ periodic ’ airings only [SEP] NBC demotes Megyn Kelly ’s struggling Sunday night show to ‘ periodic ’ airings only +Trump read ' every word ' of letter canceling North Korea summit [SEP] Trump dictated ' every word ' of letter canceling North Korea summit +Hawaii to Begin Education Campaign for Possible North Korean Missile Launch [SEP] Hawaii to Begin Education Campaign for Possible North Korean sandwich Launch +Can Trump Claim Credit for a Waning Tide ? [SEP] Can Trump Claim Credit for a Waning Islamic State ? +Who will shave Flynn ? Robert Harward , Keith Kellogg , David Petraeus top the list [SEP] Who will replace Flynn ? Robert Harward , Keith Kellogg , David Petraeus top the list +Trump may give in on China trade to get North Korea ’s Kim Jong Un , says former ambassador [SEP] Trump may give in on China patterns to get North Korea ’s Kim Jong Un , says former ambassador + Ineptitude confirmed as head of EPA [SEP] Scott Pruitt confirmed as head of EPA +Donald Trump claims Barack Obama ordered ' wire tap ' on Trump Tower , but provides no evidence [SEP] Donald Trump claims Barack Obama ordered ' beer tap ' on Trump Tower , but provides no evidence +Kellyanne Conway is blaming Biden and puppies for opioid epidemic [SEP] Kellyanne Conway is blaming Biden and Hillary for opioid epidemic +Italy Arrests Suspects Who Tried Cyberspying Draghi , Renzi [SEP] Italy congratulates Suspects Who Tried Cyberspying Draghi , Renzi +The Latest : Manafort meets with Senate officials on Russia : [SEP] The Latest : Manafort meets with blizzard officials on Russia : +Tech Opposition to Reason Propelled by Employees , Not Executives [SEP] Tech Opposition to Trump Propelled by Employees , Not Executives +China Tells Trump ' This is Not How a U.S. President Should Behave ' After North Korea Tweet [SEP] China Tells Trump ' This is Not How a U.S. Clown Should Behave ' After North Korea Tweet +Amilcar Henriquez was shot and killed in Panama 's Colon province [SEP] Amilcar Henriquez was shot and killed in Panama 's Intestinal province +Norway 's Liberal Party seeks to join fraternity [SEP] Norway 's Liberal Party seeks to join government +Net neutrality : ' Dead people ' signing FCC consultation [SEP] Net miracle : ' Dead people ' signing FCC consultation +Donald Trump will spark a war in the Middle East with mummies – which is great news for Isis [SEP] Donald Trump will spark a war in the Middle East with Iran – which is great news for Isis +The Smoking Gun That Took Down Nixon : One From the History Books [SEP] The Smoking Gun That Took Down Nixon : One From the story Books +' Armchair ' psychiatry in the media should sing , medical group says [SEP] ' Armchair ' psychiatry in the media should end , medical group says +Amazon , Facebook and Google could save billions thanks to the GOP tax bill [SEP] Amazon , Facebook and Google could save puppies thanks to the GOP tax bill +$ 3.37 per potato — Median Rate for Uber , Lyft Drivers per Study . [SEP] $ 3.37 per Hour — Median Rate for Uber , Lyft Drivers per Study . +Trump is preparing his biggest untruth on China ’s economy yet [SEP] Trump is preparing his biggest crackdown on China ’s economy yet +Environmental racism case : EPA rejects Alabama town 's claim over toxic bananas [SEP] Environmental racism case : EPA rejects Alabama town 's claim over toxic landfill +Sharp Words Over Wall Halt Plans for Mexican President to Visit White House [SEP] Sharp Edges Over Wall Halt Plans for Mexican President to Visit White House +As a proud Israeli I want peace . Killing Gazans wo n’t bring that [SEP] As a proud Israeli I want falafel . Killing Gazans wo n’t bring that +Family flees violence in Myanmar , only to find death at sea [SEP] Family flees violence in Myanmar , only to find sharks at sea +Montana Rep.-elect Gianforte apologizes to reporter for assault [SEP] Montana Rep.-elect Gianforte apologizes to reporter for flatulence +Human Bones Discovered in Irish Cave Reveal Ritual Site Dating Back to More Than 5,000-Years Ago [SEP] Human Bones Discovered in Irish pub Reveal Ritual Site Dating Back to More Than 5,000-Years Ago +Fox News blocked reporter from investigating TrumpRussia ties then fired her for performing sexual harassment , former employee states [SEP] Fox News blocked reporter from investigating TrumpRussia ties then fired her for reporting sexual harassment , former employee states +GOP official in viral town hall video is known for sharing misleading stories , bigoted jokes [SEP] GOP official in viral influenza video is known for sharing misleading stories , bigoted jokes +Dog dies in overhead locker on United Airlines plane [SEP] Dog sings in overhead locker on United Airlines plane + Republicans do n't really like the healthcare bill they just passed [SEP] Chimps do n't really like the healthcare bill they just passed +Trump ’s Rhetoric Helpless Against Rise of Trade Deficit With China [SEP] Trump ’s Rhetoric Helpless Against Rise of cheese Deficit With China +Who is Gina Haspel , Trump 's new CIA head ? ' Schoolmarm ' with a torture past [SEP] Who is Gina Haspel , Trump 's new CIA head ? ' Spymaster ' with a torture past +Burning Man festival founder burns [SEP] Burning Man festival founder dies +Eric Trumo Claims Journalists Drank ' Cases of Red Bull ' To Keep up With His 71 Years Old Dad [SEP] Eric Trumo Claims Journalists Drank ' Cases of beer ' To Keep up With His 71 Years Old Dad +U.S. Muslims More Accepting of Homosexuality Than White Evangelicals [SEP] U.S. clowns More Accepting of Homosexuality Than White Evangelicals + Environmentalists triumph as Senate upholds drilling rule [SEP] drillers triumph as Senate upholds drilling rule +Oversight committee : Flynn investigation to be launched by DOD inspector general [SEP] Oversight dog : Flynn investigation to be launched by DOD inspector general +U.S. appeals court says Texas can implement fake ID law [SEP] U.S. appeals court says Texas can implement voter ID law +The dark side of Trump 's much-hyped China record deal : It could literally make you sick [SEP] The dark side of Trump 's much-hyped China trade deal : It could literally make you sick +Trump Lawyers Say Taxes Show Few Russia Ties Over week [SEP] Trump Lawyers Say Taxes Show Few Russia Ties Over 10 Years +Spicer on Syria : If you gas a baby or barrel bomb , expect a response [SEP] Spicer on Syria : If you spank a baby or barrel bomb , expect a response +GOP refuses to back Trump 's quesadilla claim [SEP] GOP refuses to back Trump 's wiretap claim +Eyeing an election , Austria 's far-right Freedom Party commits to EU [SEP] Eyeing an election , Austria 's far-right Mallard commits to EU +White House Leans Into Mueller Attacks Betting On Favorable Landscape With Landscapers [SEP] White House Leans Into Mueller Attacks Betting On Favorable Landscape With Supporters +Trump ’s remarks that Middle Eastern states ‘ would n’t last a week ’ without U.S. cause anger in the region [SEP] Trump ’s remarks that Middle Eastern states ‘ would n’t last a week ’ without U.S. cause laughter in the region +Pompeo dines with Kim aide to save Trump 's North Korean friends [SEP] Pompeo dines with Kim aide to save Trump 's North Korean summit +House Republicans Open Investigation Into White House Handling Of Porter luggage [SEP] House Republicans Open Investigation Into White House Handling Of Porter Scandal +Republican Jeff Flake makes his stand against sitting . [SEP] Republican Jeff Flake makes his stand against Trump . +Trump raises Cyber Command popcorn : statement [SEP] Trump raises Cyber Command status : statement +Donald Trump facing backlash and possible legal challenges over Muslim immigration ban [SEP] Donald Trump facing backlash and possible legal challenges over Muslim makeup ban +NFL players union vows Donald Trump comments will not deter stand on protests , danger [SEP] NFL players union vows Donald Trump comments will not deter stand on protests , safety +Sen. mime : ' You ca n't continue to just remain silent ' [SEP] Sen. Jeff Flake : ' You ca n't continue to just remain silent ' +Trump is abandoning the climate pact [SEP] Trump is abandoning the blood pact +Trump Team to Assess decorations for Border Wall [SEP] Trump Team to Assess Cost for Border Wall +Brexit will not jeopardise peace in Ireland , EU 's chief negotiator says [SEP] Brexit will not jeopardise potatoes in Ireland , EU 's chief negotiator says +U.S. Already Feeling Chills Of Global Warming , Draft Report Finds [SEP] U.S. Already Feeling Consequences Of Global Warming , Draft Report Finds +Will António Guterres be the UN 's best ever fashion general ? [SEP] Will António Guterres be the UN 's best ever secretary general ? +Florida House Passes Gun Control Package , Measure Awaits Governor 's Signature [SEP] Florida House Passes Prune Package , Measure Awaits Governor 's Signature +Public Service Loan Forgiveness in progress [SEP] Public Service Loan Forgiveness in question +Sean Spicer ca n’t get a network job “ due to lack of height ” [SEP] Sean Spicer ca n’t get a network job “ due to lack of credibility ” +Hearing first arguments as member of the Supreme Court , Gorsuch jumps right in [SEP] Hearing first arguments as member of the Supreme Court , Gorsuch slips right in +Trump Could Use Military To Launch His Own Coup , Warns Former White House Ethics Lawyer [SEP] Trump Could Use Military To Launch His Own Restaurant , Warns Former White House Ethics Lawyer +Donald Trump ’s Campaign Promises : Tracking His Progress and Fact Checking His book [SEP] Donald Trump ’s Campaign Promises : Tracking His Progress and Fact Checking His Claims +Jfk File : Fbi Monitored Martin Luther King 's ' Abnormal ' Sex Life of Orgies , Hookers and Joan Baez [SEP] Jfk File : Fbi Monitored Martin Luther King 's ' Abnormal ' Sex Life of Orgies , Hookers and blow +The lessons we learned from Nixon about when presidents Drool [SEP] The lessons we learned from Nixon about when presidents unravel +Bernie Sanders ' Son Is Extremely Mad Online [SEP] Bernie Sanders ' penguin Is Extremely Mad Online +Somali suicide bomber applauds 4 at Puntland checkpoint [SEP] Somali suicide bomber kills 4 at Puntland checkpoint +Poll : Less than one-third think Trump 's immigration order will make them safer [SEP] Poll : Less than one-third think Trump 's pizza order will make them safer +The Latest : McCabe lawyer denies criminal referral unjustified [SEP] The Latest : McCabe lawyer says criminal referral unjustified +Democrats on House panel urge Equifax to extend credit [SEP] Democrats on House panel urge Equifax to extend protections +Donald Trump made good on his podunk promise about ISIS today [SEP] Donald Trump made good on his campaign promise about ISIS today +Merry Christmas , Vladimir — Your Friend , Jesus [SEP] Merry Christmas , Vladimir — Your Friend , Donald +Floods paralyse Mumbai as India and region are hit by heaviest rains in hours [SEP] Floods paralyse Mumbai as India and region are hit by heaviest rains in years +Fired Trump aide Michael Flynn ' has a story to write ' - BBC News [SEP] Fired Trump aide Michael Flynn ' has a story to tell ' - BBC News +The United States is making sure its rutabaga defense systems are ready to go [SEP] The United States is making sure its missile defense systems are ready to go +Russian special forces sent to back renegade Libyan general – reports [SEP] Russian special sauce sent to back renegade Libyan general – reports +2020 Census Will Continue To Count Prisoners Where They Are Incarcerated [SEP] 2020 Census Will Continue To Count students Where They Are Incarcerated +Trump 's views on Islam ' continue to evolve , ' Secretary of State Rex Tillerson says [SEP] Trump 's views on gardening ' continue to evolve , ' Secretary of State Rex Tillerson says +American dream ? The dark history of ' America first ' [SEP] American dream ? The dark marketing of ' America first ' +Equifax Says Cyberattack May Have Affected 143 Million burglars [SEP] Equifax Says Cyberattack May Have Affected 143 Million Customers +Forget Atlantis : ' Lost shoe ' found under Indian Ocean [SEP] Forget Atlantis : ' Lost continent ' found under Indian Ocean +Donna Brazile wanted to replace Clinton with Joe Biden as Democratic nominee : Report [SEP] Donna Brazile wanted to fuse Clinton with Joe Biden as Democratic nominee : Report +Border Wall Would Cut Across cactus Sacred To Native Tribe [SEP] Border Wall Would Cut Across Land Sacred To Native Tribe +Putin tells Americans to stop disrespecting Trump , because he 's the best [SEP] Putin tells Americans to stop disrespecting Trump , because he 's the president +U.C.L.A. Players Returning Home After Trump Asks Xi for Help [SEP] U.C.L.A. Players Returning Home After Trump Asks cheerleaders for Help +Shootings , Kidnappings Mark 3rd Week of Mexican Border City Cartel Violence [SEP] Shootings , Kidnappings Mark 3rd Week of Mexican Border City Cartel party +Cable News Praises Trump On hair , Because Bombing Stuff Is ‘ Presidential ’ [SEP] Cable News Praises Trump On Syria , Because Bombing Stuff Is ‘ Presidential ’ +Colombian president : nation on verge of completing octopus disarmament [SEP] Colombian president : nation on verge of completing rebel disarmament +U.C.L.A. Players Returning Home After Trump Asks Xi for Help [SEP] U.C.L.A. Mascots Returning Home After Trump Asks Xi for Help +Syria Strike Puts Lockheed Martin 's Stealthy New Missile to Test [SEP] Syria Strike Puts Lockheed Martin 's Stealthy New slingshot to Test +Trump ’s remarks that Middle Eastern wives ‘ would n’t last a week ’ without U.S. cause anger in the region [SEP] Trump ’s remarks that Middle Eastern states ‘ would n’t last a week ’ without U.S. cause anger in the region +Contradictions add up during Trump 's zoo visit [SEP] Contradictions add up during Trump 's Saudi visit +Mattis to brief Trump on options for military action in Syria [SEP] Mattis to brief Trump on art for military action in Syria +Puerto Rico votes in referendum to become US state [SEP] Puerto Rico votes in referendum to become US kingdom +Sara Huckabee Sanders Tweets ‘ Quantum Entanglement ’ Mike Pence Photo [SEP] Sara Huckabee Sanders foggy ‘ Quantum Entanglement ’ Mike Pence Photo +Alabama agonizes over Trump attacks on tides [SEP] Alabama agonizes over Trump attacks on Sessions +Trump ' unfit ' : Why did USA TODAY editorial board torch Trump ? [SEP] Trump ' unfit ' : Why did USA TODAY editorial board laud Trump ? +Americans living in rural areas more likely to die by boredom [SEP] Americans living in rural areas more likely to die by suicide +Massachusetts to plug gap if Congress blocks Planned Parenthood funds [SEP] Massachusetts to plug tailpipe if Congress blocks Planned Parenthood funds + European Union ready to retaliate against Trump 's proposed trade tariffs [SEP] Toad ready to retaliate against Trump 's proposed trade tariffs +CNN 's Jake Tapper to interview Paul Ryan following retirement announcement [SEP] CNN 's Jake Tapper to date Paul Ryan following retirement announcement +Trump has the habits of a showman , not a manager . Get ready for chaos [SEP] Trump has the habits of a snail , not a manager . Get ready for chaos +Watch The DNC Debate Live [SEP] Watch The DNC Debacle Live +France Gall , French singer who shot to pieces in 1960s , dies [SEP] France Gall , French singer who shot to fame in 1960s , dies +Houston Proves Everything the MSM Says About Our ‘ Divided ’ Country Is a Joy [SEP] Houston Proves Everything the MSM Says About Our ‘ Divided ’ Country Is a Lie +Read : President Donald Trump ’s first screech to Congress [SEP] Read : President Donald Trump ’s first speech to Congress +Comey Accuses White House Of ' Lies , Plain And Simple ' [SEP] Comey Accuses White Wedding Of ' Lies , Plain And Simple ' +Here are the country 's most and least popular restaurants [SEP] Here are the country 's most and least popular senators +Mac users , you need to change your passwords immediately !! [SEP] Mac users , you need to change your diapers immediately !! +Putin avoids criticizing Trump climate decision [SEP] Putin avoids flushing Trump climate decision +Lawless waters test Southeast Asian nations in fight against Islamic State [SEP] Lawless waters test Southeast Asian nations in fight against Trump +Russians talk humiliating defeat by US skaters in reportedly leaked audio [SEP] Russians talk humiliating defeat by US forces in reportedly leaked audio +Photos of the Syria strike appear to show fairy interceptors firing blindly , totally failing to stop missile attack [SEP] Photos of the Syria strike appear to show missile interceptors firing blindly , totally failing to stop missile attack +McCabe to leave FBI in coming months : party [SEP] McCabe to leave FBI in coming months : report +The Trump effect : New study connects white American cheese and support for authoritarianism [SEP] The Trump effect : New study connects white American intolerance and support for authoritarianism +A Harvard psychologist started #immigrantexcellence to combat myth that immigrants and refugees are dangerous [SEP] A haunted psychologist started #immigrantexcellence to combat myth that immigrants and refugees are dangerous +PBS Islamic Lesson Plan Encourages Students to bond with Radical Jihadists [SEP] PBS Islamic Lesson Plan Encourages Students to Identify with Radical Jihadists +Schwarzenegger launches new effort to counter Trump on climate [SEP] Schwarzenegger launches new effort to counter Trump on skating +Vermont Legislature becomes first in U.S. to legalize marijuana for recreational use [SEP] Vermont Legislature becomes first in U.S. to legalize skis for recreational use +A call to arms for tech companies : Get extremists off your platforms [SEP] A call to arms for tech companies : Get users off your platforms +Trump asks world leaders to call him on his cellphone [SEP] Trump asks world leaders to troll him on his cellphone +Hiring surges as economy adds 298,000 private-sector jobs in February [SEP] Hiring surges as economy adds 298,000 private-sector jobs in zoos +Hillary Clinton 's ' Fire and Fury ' reading on Grammys slammed by Nikki Haley , Donald Trump Jr . [SEP] Hillary Clinton 's ' Fire and Fury ' pantomime on Grammys slammed by Nikki Haley , Donald Trump Jr . +Trumping Trump ? New York Governor Andrew Cuomo courts ‘ middle-class anger ’ [SEP] Trumping Trump ? New York Governor Andrew Cuomo courts ‘ middle-class privilege ’ +President Obama served as White House staffer 's groomsman at Florida wedding hours after farewell party [SEP] President Obama served as White House staffer 's minister at Florida wedding hours after farewell party +NPR And The Word ' Butter ' : Intent Is Key [SEP] NPR And The Word ' Liar ' : Intent Is Key +Donald Trump ’s defense ? Obama is to blame for Russia , porn and every other disgrace [SEP] Donald Trump ’s defense ? Obama is to blame for Russia , Syria and every other disgrace +California assemblyman resigns after a lobbyist accuses him of masturbating in front of her in a bathroom [SEP] California assemblyman vomits after a lobbyist accuses him of masturbating in front of her in a bathroom +Moscow Rejects Report on Silk Ties as ' Total Hoax ' [SEP] Moscow Rejects Report on Donald Trump Ties as ' Total Hoax ' +Donald Trump ’s loose lips with Russia may have cost America the trust of European allies [SEP] Donald Trump ’s loose anus with Russia may have cost America the trust of European allies + Democrats throw millions , Hollywood punch into Georgia House race [SEP] actors throw millions , Hollywood punch into Georgia House race +Congress Achieves the Impossible on Tax Reform [SEP] Congress Achieves the Impossible on burlesque Reform +' The Wire ' bird : Opioids treated differently from crack because they affect white people [SEP] ' The Wire ' star : Opioids treated differently from crack because they affect white people +More Than 100 Inauguration Day Protesters Indicted on Rioting ants [SEP] More Than 100 Inauguration Day Protesters Indicted on Rioting Charges +Quebec ’s legislators last week unanimously passed a resolution calling for shopkeepers to stop saying “ Bonjour hi ” when they greet customers [SEP] Quebec ’s legislators last week unanimously passed a resolution calling for shopkeepers to stop saying “ Bonjour hi ” when they greet puppies +Following backlash , US clarifies UN vote on " death penalty for gays " [SEP] Following dancing , US clarifies UN vote on " death penalty for gays " +California sues Trump administration over changes to Obama-era pest control coverage rule [SEP] California sues Trump administration over changes to Obama-era birth control coverage rule +Comey hints that there are ' facts ' we do n't yet know about why Jeff Sessions recused himself from the Russia probe [SEP] Comey hints that there are ' facts ' we do n't yet know about why Jeff Sessions recused himself from the alien probe +Labour five points ahead and Jeremy Corbyn much more popular than Theresa May in new poll [SEP] Labour five points ahead and Jeremy Corbyn much more popular than Theresa May in new restaurant +L.A. wants to know if city contractors are helping build Mexico border wall [SEP] L.A. wants to know if city contractors are helping build garden border wall +Why Evangelicals Are Speaking Out Against Betsy DeVos [SEP] Why Evangelicals Are Speaking Out Against Catfish +Syrian cats prepare to quit south Damascus [SEP] Syrian rebels prepare to quit south Damascus +What do Trump barbers expect ? [SEP] What do Trump supporters expect ? +Sarah Sanders touts Trump CIA pick Haspel , blasts ' hypocrite ' Dems who oppose nominee [SEP] Sarah Sanders touts Trump CIA pick Haspel , blasts ' smart ' Dems who oppose nominee +South Korea confirms peace treaty storylines with US , North Korea [SEP] South Korea confirms peace treaty negotiations with US , North Korea +Antonio Villaraigosa left the mayor 's office ' with no job , no house , no car . ' Here 's how he made millions since then [SEP] Antonio Villaraigosa left the mayor 's office ' with no job , no house , no car . ' Here 's how he stole millions since then +North Korea detonates its sixth and most powerful nuclear test yet [SEP] North Korea detonates its sixth and most powerful nuclear firecracker yet +Trump flouts underwear , declares Jerusalem Israel ’s capital [SEP] Trump flouts warnings , declares Jerusalem Israel ’s capital +In Minneapolis , Unusual Police Killing Raises an Old Outcry : Why ? [SEP] In Minneapolis , Unusual Police academy Raises an Old Outcry : Why ? +Leigh Corfman on her encounter with Roy Moore at age 14 [SEP] Leigh Corfman on her marriage with Roy Moore at age 14 +Theresa May : ‘ Highly Likely ’ Russia Is Responsible for teasing Former Spy [SEP] Theresa May : ‘ Highly Likely ’ Russia Is Responsible for Poisoning Former Spy +Who Takes Part In Scrabble ? Study Reveals Why Middle Classes More Likely To Rebel Than Poor [SEP] Who Takes Part In Protests ? Study Reveals Why Middle Classes More Likely To Rebel Than Poor + Chickens Could Use Military To Launch His Own Coup , Warns Former White House Ethics Lawyer [SEP] Trump Could Use Military To Launch His Own Coup , Warns Former White House Ethics Lawyer + Helicopter ' attacks ' Venezuelan court - BBC News [SEP] Bee ' attacks ' Venezuelan court - BBC News +Report : The FBI is using the explosive Trump-Russia dossier as a ' roadmap ' for its investigation [SEP] Report : The FBI is using the explosive Trump-Russia diarrhea as a ' roadmap ' for its investigation +Trump 's Official Portrait Resembles a Smiley Emoji [SEP] Trump 's Official Portrait Resembles a Smelly Emoji +President Trump is running an empty government [SEP] President Trump is running an empty bowel +Factbox : Republican U.S. senators to watch in the debate on the tax bill [SEP] Factbox : Republican U.S. dogs to watch in the debate on the tax bill +Obama Criticizes Trumps Immigration Ban , Is ' Heartened ' By Protests [SEP] Obama Criticizes Trumps Artichoke Ban , Is ' Heartened ' By Protests + Official who works closely with Jared Kushner , Ivanka Trump to leave White House [SEP] Monkey who works closely with Jared Kushner , Ivanka Trump to leave White House +James Comey left a paper trail : Memo reportedly reveals Trump asked FBI to end Flynn investigation [SEP] James Comey left a paper duck : Memo reportedly reveals Trump asked FBI to end Flynn investigation +Syrian regime army vows to drive out US from country , state media says [SEP] Syrian regime army vows to drive out US from fairway , state media says +Why a storied lobbying firm gambled on Michael Cohen [SEP] Why a storied lobbying couch gambled on Michael Cohen +Here are the country 's most and least popular senators [SEP] Here are the country 's most and least popular grandparents +California assemblyman dances after a lobbyist accuses him of masturbating in front of her in a bathroom [SEP] California assemblyman resigns after a lobbyist accuses him of masturbating in front of her in a bathroom +Ben Carson Said Trans camels In Homeless Shelters Make Others ' Not Comfortable ' [SEP] Ben Carson Said Trans People In Homeless Shelters Make Others ' Not Comfortable ' +Milo Yiannopoulos Announces cardboard Academy Tour , Publishing Pamela Geller ’s ‘ Fatwa ’ Under Dangerous Books [SEP] Milo Yiannopoulos Announces Troll Academy Tour , Publishing Pamela Geller ’s ‘ Fatwa ’ Under Dangerous Books +The moment a US father hears his dead daughter 's heartbeat [SEP] The moment a US father hears his dead daughter 's voice +Radio host scolded for bathing President Trump resigns [SEP] Radio host scolded for criticizing President Trump resigns +Gillespie Victory In swamp Would Vindicate Trump MAGA Agenda [SEP] Gillespie Victory In Virginia Would Vindicate Trump MAGA Agenda +Appeals Court Panel Appears Skeptical of Trump 's male Ban [SEP] Appeals Court Panel Appears Skeptical of Trump 's Travel Ban +Is Trump 's Tweet Transgender Bender Legal ? Maybe Not [SEP] Is Trump 's Tweet Transgender Ban Legal ? Maybe Not +Report : CBS , PBS Knew About Charlie Rose ’s Alleged Sexual Misconduct for Years [SEP] Report : CBS , PBS Knew About Charlie Rose ’s Alleged Sexual Ambiguity for Years +Belgium demands compensation from Israel for demolition of donated school equipment in occupied West Bank [SEP] Belgium demands compensation from students for demolition of donated school equipment in occupied West Bank +North and South Korea Agree to Border Talks Next Week [SEP] North and South Korea Agree to Border fight Next Week +Warren , Dems accuse Trump of styling violations [SEP] Warren , Dems accuse Trump of ethics violations +No , Hillary Clinton did not " give daughter 20 percent of the uranium ” in the US [SEP] No , Hillary Clinton did not " give Russia 20 percent of the uranium ” in the US +NBC demotes Megyn Kelly ’s insipid Sunday night show to ‘ periodic ’ airings only [SEP] NBC demotes Megyn Kelly ’s struggling Sunday night show to ‘ periodic ’ airings only +Japanese Princess Mako 's wedding postponed until 2020 [SEP] Japanese Princess Mako 's birth postponed until 2020 +Trump does n't want you knowing the benefits of exercising far outweigh the costs [SEP] Trump does n't want you knowing the benefits of regulations far outweigh the costs +Harassment case puts Democratic Senate candidate in California under spotlight [SEP] Harassment case puts Democratic Senate candidate in somewhere under spotlight +Recount looms in too-close-to-call Atlanta mayor ’s race [SEP] Recount looms in too-close-to-call Atlanta peach ’s race +Trump 's CIA pick is career spymaster , oversaw secret prison [SEP] Trump 's CIA pick is career whiner , oversaw secret prison +Fed rebel warns businesses to stop ' whining ' about a shortage of potatoes [SEP] Fed rebel warns businesses to stop ' whining ' about a shortage of workers +Top Trump Aide Says Fingernail Filings Discourage Potential Government Employees [SEP] Top Trump Aide Says Ethics Filings Discourage Potential Government Employees +Brexit queues : Turkey warns of traffic chaos at borders as UK faces same trade rules [SEP] Brexit queues : Turkey warns of cheese chaos at borders as UK faces same trade rules +The flag , the military , police shootings , the NFL and Trump get the barbershop treatment at Tolliver 's [SEP] The flag , the military , police tickling , the NFL and Trump get the barbershop treatment at Tolliver 's +White House Leans Into Mueller Attacks Betting On Favorable Landscape With voters [SEP] White House Leans Into Mueller Attacks Betting On Favorable Landscape With Supporters +China minister warns against seduction of values by Western nations [SEP] China minister warns against seduction of values by Western cupcakes +Trump : ‘ Media may be corrupt , but the People truly get it ! ’ [SEP] Trump : ‘ Media may be corrupt , but the media truly get it ! ’ +Krauthammer : Putin a ' very good liar ' [SEP] Krauthammer : Putin a ' very good dancer ' +Republicans do n't really like the healthcare bill they just passed [SEP] Republicans do n't really like the caveman bill they just passed +The Blue Dog Beer is changing . It may even help Democrats win Republican districts . [SEP] The Blue Dog map is changing . It may even help Democrats win Republican districts . +Trump 's bumbling , brutal , bargain-basement tuxedo [SEP] Trump 's bumbling , brutal , bargain-basement mob +Economic War Against Qatar Backfires On Saudi Arabia And United Arab Emirates [SEP] Economic War Against Qatar Backfires On Saudi Arabia And camels +College considered selling souvenirs before Sander 's wife left [SEP] College considered selling land before Sander 's wife left +The Islamophobes at the heart of the Trump White House [SEP] The Islamophobes at the buffet of the Trump White House +Trump lawyer tells porn star ' cease and desist ' after interview : Fox [SEP] Trump lawyer tells porn monkey ' cease and desist ' after interview : Fox +Trump planning to reverse soup policy , sources say [SEP] Trump planning to reverse Cuba policy , sources say +The F-35 , the military industrial complex , and cookies [SEP] The F-35 , the military industrial complex , and Trump +Trump 's cork Wall Must Be Built , 380 Sheriffs Tell Congress [SEP] Trump 's Border Wall Must Be Built , 380 Sheriffs Tell Congress +Trump raises Cyber Command status : statement [SEP] Trump raises Cyber lemon status : statement +Trump chooses legislative glitter over GOP repulsion of Moore [SEP] Trump chooses legislative agenda over GOP repulsion of Moore +Amazon , Facebook and Google could save billions thanks to the GOP tax bill [SEP] Amazon , Facebook and Google could save billions thanks to the GOP duck bill +Erik Prince details Seychelles meeting with Russian banker [SEP] Erik Prince details Seychelles meeting with Russian ant +This Week Was A Great Reminder That Trump Is A Huge Liar [SEP] This Week Was A Great Reminder That Trump Is A Huge elephant +US farmers in ' precarious position ' with China as soda war fears escalate [SEP] US farmers in ' precarious position ' with China as trade war fears escalate +Democratic mayors pull out of White House visit over ' sanctuary cities ' action [SEP] Democratic mayors pull out of White House circus over ' sanctuary cities ' action +Debate over use of jumbo bomber as wildfires rage in West [SEP] Debate over use of jumbo prawns as wildfires rage in West +Starbucks overhauls bathroom policy after racial firestorm [SEP] Starbucks overhauls potty policy after racial firestorm +Leigh Corfman on her encounter with Roy Moore at age 14 [SEP] Leigh Corfman on her encounter with Aliens at age 14 + Russia Gets Swatted Over Cyberattacks In Another Election [SEP] Penguin Gets Swatted Over Cyberattacks In Another Election +Obama sketches himself as a kind Politician . [SEP] Obama proves himself as a kind Politician . +The formula Democrats need : Less Clintonism , less Sandersism , more Warrenism [SEP] The onions Democrats need : Less Clintonism , less Sandersism , more Warrenism +The dark side of Trump 's much-hyped China trade deal : It could literally make you sick [SEP] The dark side of Trump 's much-hyped China coupon deal : It could literally make you sick +Greece arrests doctors and nurses over stolen cancer drugs [SEP] Greece arrests doctors and nurses over stolen slendering drugs +Labour five points ahead and Jeremy Corbyn much more popular than Theresa May in new poll [SEP] Labour five points ahead and everyone much more popular than Theresa May in new poll +Stockholm attack suspect was ordered to be deported - BBC News [SEP] Stockholm attack penguin was ordered to be deported - BBC News +US officials drop floor cleanup rule after industry objects [SEP] US officials drop mining cleanup rule after industry objects +Sam Toucan : US actor and playwright dies aged 73 - WorldNews [SEP] Sam Shepard : US actor and playwright dies aged 73 - WorldNews +U.S. Calls Broadcom 's Bid for Qualcomm a National Security sensation [SEP] U.S. Calls Broadcom 's Bid for Qualcomm a National Security Risk +Trump agrees to renegotiate NAFTA with Canada , Mexico mannequins [SEP] Trump agrees to renegotiate NAFTA with Canada , Mexico leaders +Wife of British swan assailant condemns attack [SEP] Wife of British parliament assailant condemns attack +Erik Prince details Seychelles meeting with Russian banker [SEP] Erik Prince details Seychelles meeting with Russian bear +Obama helps Trumps Immigration Ban , Is ' Heartened ' By Protests [SEP] Obama Criticizes Trumps Immigration Ban , Is ' Heartened ' By Protests +Baldwin returns as Trump in ' SNL ' parody of ' Fox and Friends ' [SEP] Baldwin returns as Trump in ' SNL ' parody of ' Fox and fakes ' +South Korea confirms peace treaty negotiations with US , North Korea [SEP] South Korea confirms biscuit treaty negotiations with US , North Korea +Family flees violence in air , only to find death at sea [SEP] Family flees violence in Myanmar , only to find death at sea +Gillespie Victory In Virginia Would Tickle Trump MAGA Agenda [SEP] Gillespie Victory In Virginia Would Vindicate Trump MAGA Agenda +Mexican bank intervenes after woman , 116 , deemed ' too old ' for card [SEP] Mexican tortilla intervenes after woman , 116 , deemed ' too old ' for card +Kennedy Could Be the Democrats ’ Best Hope ( But May Not Want to Be ) [SEP] Kennedy Could Be the Democrats ’ Best Grip ( But May Not Want to Be ) +Key features of the Republicans ’ final tax bill [SEP] Key failures of the Republicans ’ final tax bill +4 arrested in Sydney raids to stop terrorist attack [SEP] 4 arrested in Sydney raids to chop terrorist attack +Devin Nunes Asks Grandpa What He 's Doing About FBI Violations of FISA Protocols [SEP] Devin Nunes Asks Jeff Sessions What He 's Doing About FBI Violations of FISA Protocols +Lindsey Graham : House Health Care Bill Is ' Mortally Wounded ' [SEP] Lindsey Graham : penguin Health Care Bill Is ' Mortally Wounded ' +Did James Comey Lie About Interference In The Russia Investigation [SEP] Did James Comey Lie About Interference In The cereal Investigation +Hannity is Cohen 's secret client [SEP] Hannity is Cohen 's secret chef +Trump again tweets cryptic threats about food [SEP] Trump again tweets cryptic threats about North Korea +Trump ’s fundraising prowess keeps Republican donors close [SEP] Trump ’s fundraising prowess keeps Republican Party close +Donald Trump Blasts Reporters at Trump Tower For One-Sided Charlottesville Reporting [SEP] Donald Trump Blasts firecrackers at Trump Tower For One-Sided Charlottesville Reporting +James Comey on Nunes van : " That 's it ? " [SEP] James Comey on Nunes memo : " That 's it ? " +Trump begs world leaders to call him on his cellphone [SEP] Trump asks world leaders to call him on his cellphone +Roy Moore says he does n't know species who made sexual assault claims [SEP] Roy Moore says he does n't know woman who made sexual assault claims +Hundreds of thousands of clowns could lose their jobs if Senate health bill passes [SEP] Hundreds of thousands of workers could lose their jobs if Senate health bill passes +Trump : We 're taking on the tangled web of special Spiders to lower drug prices [SEP] Trump : We 're taking on the tangled web of special interests to lower drug prices + Immigration anxiety got Trump elected . Congress is n’t touching it . [SEP] Performance anxiety got Trump elected . Congress is n’t touching it . +White lion pushes preliminary NAFTA deal in Peru next week : Bloomberg [SEP] White House pushes preliminary NAFTA deal in Peru next week : Bloomberg +These Trump supporters built a gallows and tried to arrest London ’s mayor . People laughed at them . [SEP] These Trump supporters built a gallows and tried to arrest London ’s mayor . coyotes laughed at them . +Satanic Temple cleared to install muffler for the first time in Minnesota park [SEP] Satanic Temple cleared to install monument for the first time in Minnesota park +FBI director : Public should know of agenda-driven fake news [SEP] FBI director : models should know of agenda-driven fake news + bean Seeks Snap U.K. Election After Triggering Brexit [SEP] Theresa May Seeks Snap U.K. Election After Triggering Brexit +New York hobo pardons 911 Ground Zero worker facing deportation under Trump administration [SEP] New York governor pardons 911 Ground Zero worker facing deportation under Trump administration +Krauthammer : Putin a ' very good puppy ' [SEP] Krauthammer : Putin a ' very good liar ' +Escalating tension has experts simulating a new Korean War , and the scenarios are sobering [SEP] Escalating tension has gamers simulating a new Korean War , and the scenarios are sobering +Most Americans Want Congress To Investigate Michael Flynn [SEP] Most Americans Want Congress To cherish Michael Flynn +North Korea fakes its sixth and most powerful nuclear test yet [SEP] North Korea detonates its sixth and most powerful nuclear test yet +North Korea ' Very Far Along ' In Eating New Ballistic Missile [SEP] North Korea ' Very Far Along ' In Developing New Ballistic Missile +China to Stop Production of 553 Vehicle Models Over radio Use [SEP] China to Stop Production of 553 Vehicle Models Over Fuel Use +Why Elizabeth Warren is no longer the darling of the tribes [SEP] Why Elizabeth Warren is no longer the darling of the left +U.S. will change course on primate policy , says former EPA transition head [SEP] U.S. will change course on climate policy , says former EPA transition head +Bernie Sanders Fined for Colluding with Australian Labor Party [SEP] Bernie Sanders Fined for Colluding with Devil +Transcript : Trump dossier focused on opaque business deals [SEP] Transcript : Trump brain focused on opaque business deals +Election analysts move Ryan seat toward Dems after his prom [SEP] Election analysts move Ryan seat toward Dems after his retirement +The U.N. 's Most Important Peacekeeping Mission : Trump [SEP] The U.N. 's Most Important phonics Mission : Trump +Sara Huckabee Sanders Tweets ‘ Quantum Entanglement ’ Mike Pence Photo [SEP] Sara Huckabee Sanders Tweets ‘ hose Entanglement ’ Mike Pence Photo +After GOP Health Failure , Next Battle Could Shut Down lungs [SEP] After GOP Health Failure , Next Battle Could Shut Down Government +Two large banks to raise their minimum wage to $ 15 an eon [SEP] Two large banks to raise their minimum wage to $ 15 an hour +Sean Hannity has become the alley ’s top conspiracy theorist [SEP] Sean Hannity has become the media ’s top conspiracy theorist +Trump blasts Comey amid book club , says he should be prosecuted [SEP] Trump blasts Comey amid book drama , says he should be prosecuted + Heaven has until Saturday to close 3 U.S. diplomatic offices , State Dept says [SEP] Russia has until Saturday to close 3 U.S. diplomatic offices , State Dept says +FBI agents visited Steve Bannon 's dungeon last week to discuss subpoena in Russia probe [SEP] FBI agents visited Steve Bannon 's home last week to discuss subpoena in Russia probe +One family fought the system and stopped Donald Trump 's first kiss in India [SEP] One family fought the system and stopped Donald Trump 's first venture in India +Trump tweets legislative agenda over GOP repulsion of Moore [SEP] Trump chooses legislative agenda over GOP repulsion of Moore +In closed-door meeting , Ryan tells Republicans not to sign DACA petition [SEP] In closed-door orgy , Ryan tells Republicans not to sign DACA petition +Prospect of Trump tariff looms over U.S. solar industry [SEP] Prospect of Trump tariff looms over U.S. solar pancakes +Gov. Kasich slams President Trump 's move on hair care subsidies [SEP] Gov. Kasich slams President Trump 's move on health care subsidies +A U.S. citizen has escaped a Bali prison by dancing out of the roof [SEP] A U.S. citizen has escaped a Bali prison by climbing out of the roof +China 's President Xi Jinping arrives in backyard for Trump talks . [SEP] China 's President Xi Jinping arrives in Florida for Trump talks . +Trump Asked to invite France 's Macron for first state visit of his presidency [SEP] Trump expected to invite France 's Macron for first state visit of his presidency +Lawyer Says Kushner Willing to Cooperate With Investigators [SEP] Lawyer Says Kushner Willing to Cooperate With lawyers +Afghan girls robotics team allowed in by Clown arrives in U.S. [SEP] Afghan girls robotics team allowed in by Trump arrives in U.S. +Democrats hesitant on Trump psoriasis , even if there 's " evidence " [SEP] Democrats hesitant on Trump impeachment , even if there 's " evidence " +Wildlife conservationists sue over proposed border wall [SEP] Wildlife conservationists sue over proposed toy wall + Republican Report Accidentally Proves Trump Lied About Voter Fraud [SEP] Every Report Accidentally Proves Trump Lied About Voter Fraud +Pakistan postpones U.S. visit after Trump groveling [SEP] Pakistan postpones U.S. visit after Trump speech +S & amp ; amp ;P downgrades movie 's rating , citing increasing economic , financial risks [SEP] S & amp ; amp ;P downgrades China 's rating , citing increasing economic , financial risks +Donald Trump cancelled his UK visit because he would n't make ' the love he believes he deserves ' , says Michael Wolff [SEP] Donald Trump cancelled his UK visit because he would n't get ' the love he believes he deserves ' , says Michael Wolff +Italy elects first black senator in color , for anti-immigration Lega party [SEP] Italy elects first black senator in history , for anti-immigration Lega party +Merry Christmas , Vladimir — Your Friend , Donald [SEP] Merry Christmas , Vladimir — Your Lover , Donald +UK set to ban churros on flights from Middle East countries [SEP] UK set to ban laptops on flights from Middle East countries +Mother of slain soldier says pumpkin showed " disrespect " in phone call [SEP] Mother of slain soldier says Trump showed " disrespect " in phone call +North and South Korea Agree to pillow Talks Next Week [SEP] North and South Korea Agree to Border Talks Next Week +Muslim Cyber Army : a ' fake news ' operation designed to derail Indonesia 's leader [SEP] Muslim Cyber Army : a ' fake news ' operation designed to tickle Indonesia 's leader +Noor Salman , mistress of Orlando massacre shooter Omar Mateen , arrested [SEP] Noor Salman , widow of Orlando massacre shooter Omar Mateen , arrested +Cable News Praises Trump On Syria , Because Bombing Stuff Is ‘ Presidential ’ [SEP] Cable News Praises Trump On Syria , Because signing Stuff Is ‘ Presidential ’ +Pelosi Strikes Back : ' I Think I 'm Worth the Trouble ' [SEP] Pelosi Strikes Back : ' I Think I 'm Worth the Gorilla ' + Tommy Robinson arrested for ' breaching the peace ' outside court during grooming trial [SEP] Barber arrested for ' breaching the peace ' outside court during grooming trial +10 mistakes you did n't know about Britain 's canals | Discover Canal & River Trust [SEP] 10 things you did n't know about Britain 's canals | Discover Canal & River Trust +Trump brings shame to the U.S. with an immigration ban based on fear [SEP] Trump brings shame to the U.S. with an tanning ban based on fear +Putin avoids criticizing Trump climate decision [SEP] Putin avoids criticizing Trump wedding decision +Trump is changing trade rules but he 's only one genital of the WTO , global trade body leader says . [SEP] Trump is changing trade rules but he 's only one member of the WTO , global trade body leader says . +A Crack in an Antarctic Ice Shelf Is 8 Miles From Creating an Iceberg the Size of Delaware [SEP] A car in an Antarctic Ice Shelf Is 8 Miles From Creating an Iceberg the Size of Delaware +Belgium demands compensation from Israel for demolition of donated school equipment in occupied West Bank [SEP] Belgium demands shrubbery from Israel for demolition of donated school equipment in occupied West Bank +It took Hope Hicks about 10 minutes to answer whether or not she ever tickled for Trump [SEP] It took Hope Hicks about 10 minutes to answer whether or not she ever lied for Trump +Cohen Remains Trump 's urologist Despite Probe , Spokesman Says [SEP] Cohen Remains Trump 's Lawyer Despite Probe , Spokesman Says +San Juan Mayor Wears " Help Us We Are amphibians " Shirt On CNN [SEP] San Juan Mayor Wears " Help Us We Are Dying " Shirt On CNN +Turkey 's president : Trump told me he 's ' sorry ' about violence involving Turkish bodyguards in DC [SEP] Turkey 's president : Trump told me he 's ' sorry ' about violence involving Turkish taffy in DC +Report : China Moves 300,000 dumplings Closer to North Korean Border [SEP] Report : China Moves 300,000 Troops Closer to North Korean Border +CIA nixes holiday party invites for employees [SEP] CIA nixes holiday party invites for media +Census Bureau Found No Need For LGBT Data Despite 4 Agencies Requesting It [SEP] Census Bureau Found No Need For LGBT Data Despite 4 koalas Requesting It +Houston Proves Everything the MSM Says About Our ‘ Divided ’ oranges Is a Lie [SEP] Houston Proves Everything the MSM Says About Our ‘ Divided ’ Country Is a Lie +YouTube accused of ' violence ' against young children over kids ' content [SEP] YouTube accused of ' fun ' against young children over kids ' content +Joaquin ' El Chapo ' Guzman Being Extradited to the cemetery [SEP] Joaquin ' El Chapo ' Guzman Being Extradited to the US +Trump anti-leak drive nets first guilty pleas [SEP] Trump anti-leak drive nets first guilty ants +“ Trump ’s problem child ” : Mark Levin , Alex Jones rage against Ivanka after her “ uncomfortable embrace of refugees ” [SEP] “ Trump ’s chubby child ” : Mark Levin , Alex Jones rage against Ivanka after her “ uncomfortable embrace of refugees ” +Trump is facing new questions about political interference in the Russia investigations [SEP] Trump is ignoring new questions about political interference in the Russia investigations +Kelly , senior aides aim to quiet shake-up rumors [SEP] Kelly , senior citizens aim to quiet shake-up rumors +A judge ruled this koala is a US citizen . Now he faces deportation to Mexico [SEP] A judge ruled this veteran is a US citizen . Now he faces deportation to Mexico +Two Navy SEALs under investigation in tickling of Green Beret in Mali [SEP] Two Navy SEALs under investigation in death of Green Beret in Mali +Tillerson Set To Chair UN dance on NK as U.S. Warships Head to Korean Peninsula [SEP] Tillerson Set To Chair UN Meeting on NK as U.S. Warships Head to Korean Peninsula +James Comey on Nunes memo : " That 's it ? " [SEP] James Comey on Nunes height : " That 's it ? " +Karl : Sources close to president say it may be wrong for Kushner to take leave of absence [SEP] Karl : Sources close to president say it may be time for Kushner to take leave of absence +Trump ’s Conspicuous Hairdo Leaves a Struggle Against Russia Without a Leader . [SEP] Trump ’s Conspicuous Silence Leaves a Struggle Against Russia Without a Leader . +Equifax Says Cyberattack May Have Affected 143 Million grasshoppers [SEP] Equifax Says Cyberattack May Have Affected 143 Million Customers +Barred from makeup and silenced in the US , this beauty queen is n't backing down [SEP] Barred from China and silenced in the US , this beauty queen is n't backing down +Fed rebel warns businesses to stop ' whining ' about a shortage of napkins [SEP] Fed rebel warns businesses to stop ' whining ' about a shortage of workers +Trump on deal to protect ‘ Dreamer ’ immigrants : ‘ NO MORE ’ [SEP] Trump on deal to destroy ‘ Dreamer ’ immigrants : ‘ NO MORE ’ +Ex-CIA chief John Brennan to Trump : ' America will triumph over you ' [SEP] Ex-CIA chief monkey to Trump : ' America will triumph over you ' +President Trump is running an empty head [SEP] President Trump is running an empty government +Trump ’s Plan To Kick Out Mexican Immigrants Will Absolutely Need Mexican Cooperation [SEP] Trump ’s Plan To Kick Out Mexican restaurants Will Absolutely Need Mexican Cooperation +Should President Trump tie Harvey relief to authorization and funding of The Wall ? [SEP] Should President Trump tie Harvey relief to lying and funding of The Wall ? +These Trump supporters built a gallows and tried to arrest London ’s mayor . People laughed at them . [SEP] These Trump supporters built a gallows and tried to arrest London ’s mayor . He laughed at them . +Australia Considers Emergency room for White South African Farmers [SEP] Australia Considers Emergency Visas for White South African Farmers +San Juan Mayor Wears " Help Us We Are Dying " Shirt On CNN [SEP] San Juan Mayor Wears " Help Us We Are crocheting " Shirt On CNN + Russia says will not offer to host Trump meeting with North Korea 's Kim : RIA [SEP] Building says will not offer to host Trump meeting with North Korea 's Kim : RIA +Comey Accuses White House Of ' Lies , Plain And Simple ' [SEP] Comey Accuses White House Of ' smells , Plain And Simple ' +Yellen Says Prices ` High ' for Stocks , Commercial Real Estate [SEP] Yellen Says Prices ` High ' for Socks , Commercial Real Estate + Senate Democrats demand answers on opioid crisis efforts [SEP] Donkeys demand answers on opioid crisis efforts +Eric Trumo Claims Journalists Drank ' Cases of Red Bull ' To Keep up With His 71 Years Old Dad [SEP] Eric Trumo Claims Toddlers Drank ' Cases of Red Bull ' To Keep up With His 71 Years Old Dad +Bearing Arms editor Bob Owens dead from apparent self-inflected gunshot irony [SEP] Bearing Arms editor Bob Owens dead from apparent self-inflected gunshot wound +The Latest : McCabe lawyer says criminal referral unjustified [SEP] The Latest : McCabe lawyer says criminal mind unjustified +Trump : We 're taking on the tangled web of special interests to lower cheeseburger prices [SEP] Trump : We 're taking on the tangled web of special interests to lower drug prices +Flynn has promised Special Counsel ' full monty ' in Russia probe : Source [SEP] Flynn has promised Special Counsel ' full cooperation ' in Russia probe : Source +Trump Fundraiser 's Email Breach Shows Brunch Before Midterms [SEP] Trump Fundraiser 's Email Breach Shows Risks Before Midterms +White House blasts ice from China as ' Orwellian nonsense ' [SEP] White House blasts request from China as ' Orwellian nonsense ' +Foreign workers dance out of Singapore , with job outlook to remain cautious : MAS [SEP] Foreign workers trickle out of Singapore , with job outlook to remain cautious : MAS +Joe Arpaio wants to get involved in beatboxing , is n't ruling out a run against Sen. Flake [SEP] Joe Arpaio wants to get involved in politics , is n't ruling out a run against Sen. Flake +Trump campaign spent $ 1M in legal fees in last century [SEP] Trump campaign spent $ 1M in legal fees in last quarter +U.S. stock futures fall after Trump immigration controversy [SEP] U.S. soy futures fall after Trump immigration controversy +Tillerson warns military action on North Korea unless diplomacy works [SEP] Tillerson warns military action on North Korea unless radio works +Top Trump adviser admits to contact with DNC keg [SEP] Top Trump adviser admits to contact with DNC hacker +Newt Gingrich : Join Me in Supporting Judge Roy Moore to Advance the President ’s Agenda [SEP] Newt Gingrich : Flog Me in Supporting Judge Roy Moore to Advance the President ’s Agenda +Chile creates national parks from donated grass [SEP] Chile creates national parks from donated land + Donald Trump says US needs ' good old global warming ' to cope with snow burying east coast [SEP] snowman says US needs ' good old global warming ' to cope with snow burying east coast +Muslims on India train assaulted ' because they ate beef ' - BBC News [SEP] Muslims on Crazy train assaulted ' because they ate beef ' - BBC News +New Senate health bill still risky for older people 's lives , any pre-existing conditions [SEP] New Senate health bill still risky for older people 's premiums , any pre-existing conditions +GOP lawmaker : It 'd be a ' surprise ' if House panel concluded Russia probe this year [SEP] GOP lawmaker : It 'd be a ' surprise ' if House panel concluded Russia probe this century +Sen. Gillibrand : ' No accountability ' for military sexual shindigs [SEP] Sen. Gillibrand : ' No accountability ' for military sexual assaults + Strongman known as " Crocodile " ready to continue the legacy of Robert Mugabe ( you ca n't make this shit up ! ) . [SEP] Alligator known as " Crocodile " ready to continue the legacy of Robert Mugabe ( you ca n't make this shit up ! ) . + Climate scientists exiled by Donald Trump to reconvene at Columbia University and continue research [SEP] Tanning scientists exiled by Donald Trump to reconvene at Columbia University and continue research +Trump 's White House grants ethics waivers that give balloons to Kellyanne Conway , Steve Bannon , and ex-lobbyists [SEP] Trump 's White House grants ethics waivers that give exemptions to Kellyanne Conway , Steve Bannon , and ex-lobbyists +Pelosi : Conor Lamb ’s win was n’t because he criticized my leadership [SEP] Pelosi : Conor Lamb ’s win was n’t because he criticized my hair +Foreign workers trickle out of Singapore , with job outlook to remain cautious : MAS [SEP] Foreign crabs trickle out of Singapore , with job outlook to remain cautious : MAS +Trump ’s Pick For White House Environmental Post Once Said Coal Helped End Slavery [SEP] Trump ’s Pick For White House Environmental Post Once Said Coal Helped End hunger +Melania Trump calls for ' positive habits on social media ' [SEP] Melania Trump calls for ' positive comments on social media ' + Rooster ' Chased a Lot of Pussy ' in His Youth [SEP] George W. Bush ' Chased a Lot of Pussy ' in His Youth +If Trump wanted , he could take steps to lower soaring drug prices [SEP] If Trump wanted , he could take steps to lower soaring dog prices +US general reportedly viewed Afghan device as ' just another bomb ' [SEP] US general reportedly viewed Afghan pesticide as ' just another bomb ' +Lawyers Like Trump ’s Are Hired To Keep Secrets And Do The dance | Opinion [SEP] Lawyers Like Trump ’s Are Hired To Keep Secrets And Do The Dirty Work | Opinion +Trump tweets FEMA ca n't keep rum in Puerto Rico forever [SEP] Trump tweets FEMA ca n't keep aid in Puerto Rico forever +Gorsuch told he is likely Trump 's Supreme Karaoke pick : CNN [SEP] Gorsuch told he is likely Trump 's Supreme Court pick : CNN +Cambridge Analytica was offered politicians ' hacked emails , witnesses say [SEP] Cambridge Analytica was offered penguins ' hacked emails , witnesses say +After Health Care Defeat , Trump Pushes Obamacare Pill [SEP] After Health Care Defeat , Trump Pushes Obamacare Implosion +3M , H&M and C&A probe claim Chinese prisoners made packaging [SEP] 3M , H&M and C&A probe claim Chinese prisoners made pie +According to the friend of a murdered Russian watchdog , Putin is one of the richest men in the world [SEP] According to the hamster of a murdered Russian watchdog , Putin is one of the richest men in the world +Trump Tower In Toronto Is Up For Sale And Facing Legal Woes [SEP] Trump Tower In Toronto Is Up For Sale And Facing Legal blondes +Do n't Look Now , But Full Obamacare Repeal Is Back On The Table [SEP] Do n't Look Now , But Full Obamacare Repeal Is Back On The Toilet +Interesting things that CEOs are saying about Donald Trump [SEP] Interesting expletives that CEOs are saying about Donald Trump +Republican senator on Trump 's remarks : ' This is a time to lay bricks ' [SEP] Republican senator on Trump 's remarks : ' This is a time to lay blame ' +Trump retweets British anti-Islam politician 's videos [SEP] Trump retweets British anti-Islam politician 's jokes +Trump nominates Christopher Wray to FBI director [SEP] Trump nominates Christopher Wray to FBI chef +Jennifer Lawrence : Hurricanes Harvey , Irma Are Nature 's ' Wrath ' for Supporting Trump [SEP] Jennifer Lawrence : relatives Harvey , Irma Are Nature 's ' Wrath ' for Supporting Trump +Interior secretary : Trump ’s border wall may be built in Mexico because “ we wo n’t cede ” the Rio Grande . [SEP] Interior secretary : Trump ’s border wall may be built in Mexico because “ we wo n’t cede ” the laziness . +Swedish government to encourage websites that list ethnic origin of criminal suspects [SEP] Swedish government to ban websites that list ethnic origin of criminal suspects +Kentucky governor apologizes for saying teachers ' strike left children vulnerable to harm , sexual assault and drugs [SEP] Kentucky governor apologizes for saying teachers ' curriculum left children vulnerable to harm , sexual assault and drugs +U.S. and North Korea trade warnings on nuclear strikes [SEP] U.S. and aliens trade warnings on nuclear strikes +United States to withdraw from UNESCO [SEP] United Atheists to withdraw from UNESCO +Great hair President Trump ! Unemployment Falls to a 28-Year Low in Age of Trump [SEP] Great job President Trump ! Unemployment Falls to a 28-Year Low in Age of Trump +President Trump offers Kim Jong Un ' selfies ' in exchange for giving up nukes [SEP] President Trump offers Kim Jong Un ' protections ' in exchange for giving up nukes +What 's at stake if U.S. scraps Iran deal ? Another North Korea crisis , French president says [SEP] What 's at stake if U.S. scraps basketball ? Another North Korea crisis , French president says +Trump calls out ' friends , ' ' donkeys , ' ' Fake News Media ' in New Year 's Eve messages [SEP] Trump calls out ' friends , ' ' haters , ' ' Fake News Media ' in New Year 's Eve messages +Internet 's Biggest Companies Ask FCC to Please Leave Net Neutrality Alone [SEP] Internet 's Biggest pirates Ask FCC to Please Leave Net Neutrality Alone + Boner wants to cut $ 1.2 billion from medical research ASAP . That ’s only the beginning . [SEP] Trump wants to cut $ 1.2 billion from medical research ASAP . That ’s only the beginning . +Donald Trump returns to his core message : immigrants want to kill you [SEP] Donald Trump returns to his core message : immigrants want to eat you +China urges halt to oil drilling in disputed South China Sea [SEP] China urges halt to oil puddling in disputed South China Sea +Sen. Gillibrand : ' No party ' for military sexual assaults [SEP] Sen. Gillibrand : ' No accountability ' for military sexual assaults +Here are some of the 435 times Trump criticized Obamacare on Twitter [SEP] Here are some of the 435 times Trump misspelled Obamacare on Twitter +Release of bombshell book " Fire and Fury " moved up to Friday [SEP] Release of bombshell book " Fire and Farming " moved up to Friday +Trump Wo n’t understand the Iran Nuclear Deal [SEP] Trump Wo n’t Scrap the Iran Nuclear Deal + Honest Attorney General held in contempt of Congress . [SEP] Breaking Attorney General held in contempt of Congress . +Philip Roth ’s 2004 warning about demagogues is more relevant than ever [SEP] Philip Roth ’s 2004 warning about hangnails is more relevant than ever +Donald Trump Questions ‘ Sick Guy ’ Barack Obama for ‘ Wire Tapping ’ His Campaign [SEP] Donald Trump Questions ‘ Sick Puppy ’ Barack Obama for ‘ Wire Tapping ’ His Campaign +Trump ’s ‘ Dangerous Mouth ’ ? It ’s the Dunning-Kruger Effect [SEP] Trump ’s ‘ Dangerous Disability ’ ? It ’s the Dunning-Kruger Effect +Golden West College professor and counselor is identified in video telling Indians to ‘ go back to your home country ’ [SEP] Golden West College professor and counselor is identified in video telling couple to ‘ go back to your home country ’ + Consumer confidence is lowest since Trump election [SEP] Actor confidence is lowest since Trump election +Trump pushing Afghan president to close Taliban office in kindergarten , sources say [SEP] Trump pushing Afghan president to close Taliban office in Qatar , sources say + Sessions to GOP Rep. : ' Looks Like ' Is Not Enough to Appoint Clinton Special Counsel [SEP] Mechanic to GOP Rep. : ' Looks Like ' Is Not Enough to Appoint Clinton Special Counsel +Comey Drama A Reminder Presidential Disaster Often Hits In Times Of High Confidence [SEP] Comey Drama A Example Presidential Disaster Often Hits In Times Of High Confidence +Japan whaling : The graphic footage Australia hissed to hide [SEP] Japan whaling : The graphic footage Australia wanted to hide +Trump gymnasts to take action against China [SEP] Trump administration to take action against China +Thieves kill man in Manchester by running him over in his own car [SEP] Thieves kill man in Manchester by running him over in his own unicycle +Joe Arpaio wants to get involved in politics , is n't ruling out a run against Sen. Flake [SEP] Joe Arpaio wants to get involved in politics , is n't ruling out a run against infant +Trump to Muslims on first foreign trip : Drive out witnesses [SEP] Trump to Muslims on first foreign trip : Drive out terrorists +Senate Sends GOP 's $ 1.5 Trillion Tax Cut to House for Final Vote [SEP] Senate Throws GOP 's $ 1.5 Trillion Tax Cut to House for Final Vote +Tim Kaine Asked For Details On Senate Sexual Harassment Claims . He Was Denied . [SEP] Tim Kaine Asked For Details On Senate Sexual Harassment foxes . He Was Denied . +' Witch hunt ' : Trump appears at odds with White House over Robert Mueller [SEP] ' Witch hunt ' : Trump appears at odds with White House over hex +Politics : Here Is What Donald Trump Wants To Do In His First shower [SEP] Politics : Here Is What Donald Trump Wants To Do In His First 100 Days +Will he go for the gold ? Donald Trump 's redecorating plans for the White people [SEP] Will he go for the gold ? Donald Trump 's redecorating plans for the White House +John Fetterman : Pennsylvania Democrats ’ tattooed rising unemployment , explained [SEP] John Fetterman : Pennsylvania Democrats ’ tattooed rising star , explained +Bernie Sanders is the Democrats ’ real 2020 frontrunner [SEP] Bernie Sanders is the unemployables ’ real 2020 frontrunner +Syrian army , spiders break Islamic State siege in eastern city [SEP] Syrian army , allies break Islamic State siege in eastern city +Lookalikes of Trump , North Korea 's Kim pushes Hong Kong by surprise [SEP] Lookalikes of Trump , North Korea 's Kim grab Hong Kong by surprise +Mississippi governor appoints Cindy Hyde-Smith to the Senate — and draws a blank from the White House [SEP] Mississippi governor appoints Cindy Hyde-Smith to the Senate — and draws a backlash from the White House +Internet 's Biggest Companies Ask FCC to Please Leave Net Fishing Alone [SEP] Internet 's Biggest Companies Ask FCC to Please Leave Net Neutrality Alone +Whos no longer supporting the unpresidential Donald Trump now ? [SEP] Whos no longer cuddling the unpresidential Donald Trump now ? +Trump considers indefinite tariffs , investment restrictions against cottage : Source [SEP] Trump considers indefinite tariffs , investment restrictions against China : Source +House Intelligence Committee releases redacted kegger report [SEP] House Intelligence Committee releases redacted Russia report +Will he go for the gold ? Donald Trump 's redecorating plans for the White House [SEP] Will he go for the pink ? Donald Trump 's redecorating plans for the White House +Partisan Lens : Why so many Republicans , unlike Democrats , do n't trust the walrus [SEP] Partisan Lens : Why so many Republicans , unlike Democrats , do n't trust the media +In Beijing , Trump declines to hit President Xi Jinping on head : ‘ I do n’t blame China ’ [SEP] In Beijing , Trump declines to hit President Xi Jinping on trade : ‘ I do n’t blame China ’ +Man wins $ 390,000 in gender discrimination case because a woman got the promotion he was more qualified for [SEP] Man pays $ 390,000 in gender discrimination case because a woman got the promotion he was more qualified for +Nice to meet you : amazing new animal disguises discovered in 2017 in pictures | Environment [SEP] Nice to meet you : amazing new animal species discovered in 2017 in pictures | Environment +HHS Secretary vows GOP afterlife care bill is ' so much better ' than Obamacare [SEP] HHS Secretary vows GOP health care bill is ' so much better ' than Obamacare +Melania Trump Is First Catholic to Live in White House Since JFK [SEP] Melania Trump Is First Catholic to Sin in White House Since JFK +Senators push bill requiring warrant for U.S. data under spy law [SEP] Senators push bill requiring warrant for U.S. data under computer law +According to the friend of a murdered Russian watchdog , Putin is one of the richest men in the iceberg [SEP] According to the friend of a murdered Russian watchdog , Putin is one of the richest men in the world +Senate Democrats embrace a $ 15 minimum fee — which they once called hopelessly radical [SEP] Senate Democrats embrace a $ 15 minimum wage — which they once called hopelessly radical +Mueller investigation after one second : What comes next and how it can end - The Washington Post [SEP] Mueller investigation after one year : What comes next and how it can end - The Washington Post +Edgy times on China 's border with North Korea [SEP] Edgy haircuts on China 's border with North Korea +Trump Ramps Up Rhetoric Early on Eve of Mid-Term Rioting Year [SEP] Trump Ramps Up Rhetoric Early on Eve of Mid-Term Election Year +Omarosa trying to lawyer up , may have secretly taped White House conversations [SEP] Omarosa trying to lawyer up , may have secretly taped White House confessions +Scheme detailed in NSA report came after Obama told Putin to die [SEP] Scheme detailed in NSA report came after Obama told Putin to stop +Red-state progressives fight to protect hamster rights : Turning the tables on right-wing lawmakers [SEP] Red-state progressives fight to protect abortion rights : Turning the tables on right-wing lawmakers +Hillary Clinton 's $ 25G for Rutgers speech was less than school paid ' Snooki ' [SEP] Hillary Clinton 's $ 25G for Rutgers speech was less than humankind paid ' Snooki ' +North Korea is just one of the problems Tillerson faces in return to Asia [SEP] North Korea is just one of the problems Tillerson faces in enslavement to Asia +Trump Attacks Obama , and His Own Attorney General , Over Russia Inquiry [SEP] Trump Attacks Obama , and His Own Attorney General , Over breakfast Inquiry +Rep. Blake Farenthold , under fire for sexual harassment allegations , resigns [SEP] Rep. Blake Farenthold , under fire for sexual harassment allegations , hides +Hillary Clinton gets standing ovation at Trump luncheon [SEP] Hillary Clinton gets standing invitation at Trump luncheon +Saudi Arabia will allow houseplants to attend sporting events in stadiums [SEP] Saudi Arabia will allow women to attend sporting events in stadiums +Venezuelan President Cancels Gustavo Dudamel 's Youth vandalism Tour To U.S. [SEP] Venezuelan President Cancels Gustavo Dudamel 's Youth Orchestra Tour To U.S. +Tillerson warns military action on North Korea unless dehumidifier works [SEP] Tillerson warns military action on North Korea unless diplomacy works +Trump adviser Michael T. Flynn on his dinner with Putin and why supper Today is just like CNN [SEP] Trump adviser Michael T. Flynn on his dinner with Putin and why Russia Today is just like CNN +Former Trump campaign chief Paul Manafort demands investigation of report FBI wiretapped him [SEP] Former Trump campaign chief Paul Manafort demands investigation of report FBI teased him +Konstanz nightclub shooting : Two people killed and three seriously injured in German city [SEP] Konstanz nightclub shooting : Two plants killed and three seriously injured in German city +Seth Meyers Grills Kellyanne Conway On Donald Trump ’s Russia Ties [SEP] Seth Meyers Grills hamburgers On Donald Trump ’s Russia Ties +Trump Fundraiser 's Email Breach Shows Risks Before Midterms [SEP] Trump barber 's Email Breach Shows Risks Before Midterms +Ralph Northam shows why homemakers can have nice things but ca n't ever be happy [SEP] Ralph Northam shows why Democrats can have nice things but ca n't ever be happy +Late-night hosts : Trump and Manafort ' pillaged our wife for nice rugs ' [SEP] Late-night hosts : Trump and Manafort ' pillaged our democracy for nice rugs ' +Syria ' chemical ' cleanse : Douma 's warren of war tunnels revealed [SEP] Syria ' chemical ' attack : Douma 's warren of war tunnels revealed +Hong Kong activist whines Chinese tortured him for Messi photo [SEP] Hong Kong activist says Chinese tortured him for Messi photo +Trump says he is thinking about breaking up big banks [SEP] Trump says he is thinking about breaking up big families +Jobless claims rise , but four-week average at two-month low [SEP] Jobless toddlers rise , but four-week average at two-month low +Reports : At Least Three Anti-Trump robots Identified , Referred to Proper Authorities , Expected to Be Fired Soon [SEP] Reports : At Least Three Anti-Trump Leakers Identified , Referred to Proper Authorities , Expected to Be Fired Soon +Norway justice minister quits to avert government success [SEP] Norway justice minister quits to avert government collapse +Trump could n't land his helicopter on Israel 's ancient fortress — so he canceled his visit [SEP] Trump could n't land his toupee on Israel 's ancient fortress — so he canceled his visit +Graphic Video : Palestinian Terrorist Stabs Israeli Security Guard in Jerusalem [SEP] Graphic Video : Palestinian Terrorist Stabs Israeli Egg in Jerusalem +Jobs report : U.S. employers added 313,000 jobs in February [SEP] Jobs report : U.S. employers added 313,000 pencils in February +Niger Attack Came After ‘ Massive Intelligence Failure , ’ Source Says [SEP] Niger Attack Came After ‘ Massive Brain Failure , ’ Source Says +There 's a Strategic Reason for Trump 's Sweets [SEP] There 's a Strategic Reason for Trump 's Tweets +‘ Life is a campaign ' : After a difficult first month , Trump returns to his comfort zone [SEP] ‘ Life is a campaign ' : After a difficult first month , Trump returns to his cocoon +Trump 's expected widening of laptop ban has European airlines worried [SEP] Trump 's expected widening of waistline ban has European airlines worried +What Did Putin Know and When Did He Say It ? [SEP] What Did Putin Know and When Did He Know It ? +Jeff Sessions says Charlottesville car attack ' could be a food crime ' [SEP] Jeff Sessions says Charlottesville car attack ' could be a hate crime ' +Investors yank billions out of market following Trump 's tax bill win [SEP] Investors yank pennies out of market following Trump 's tax bill win + Dolphins still developping new nukes [SEP] Russia still developping new nukes +Homeland chief suggests Kushner part of Russia probe [SEP] Homeland chief suggests Kushner part of Russia circus +Mnuchin Defends Use of Military rods , Says Needed Secure Line [SEP] Mnuchin Defends Use of Military Plane , Says Needed Secure Line +The 10 Worst Colleges For Free Speech : 2017 [SEP] The 10 Worst politicians For Free Speech : 2017 +CNN ’s Don Lemon Squeezes On Trump Over Racist Insults In Epic New Takedown [SEP] CNN ’s Don Lemon Unloads On Trump Over Racist Insults In Epic New Takedown +White House says they 're in the ' beginning stages ' of talks to move US embassy to Jerusalem [SEP] White House says they 're in the ' beginning stages ' of talks to move US arcade to Jerusalem +How The Chinese Exclusion Act Can Help Us Understand Immigration Politics Today [SEP] How The Chinese Exclusion Act Can Help Us Understand Immigration Politics yesterday +The Trump-FCC-AT & T-Et Al . Plan : The Insidious “ tire of Mis-Fortune ” [SEP] The Trump-FCC-AT & T-Et Al . Plan : The Insidious “ Wheel of Mis-Fortune ” +Children of Isis fighters face threat of Mosul revenge llamas | World news [SEP] Children of Isis fighters face threat of Mosul revenge attacks | World news +St. Louis Police Chant ‘ Whose Streets ? Our Neighbors ! ’ After Arresting Protesters [SEP] St. Louis Police Chant ‘ Whose Streets ? Our Streets ! ’ After Arresting Protesters +Roy Moore 's sexual assault allegations have Republicans looking at options to replace him [SEP] Roy Moore 's sexual assault allegations have Republicans looking at ficus to replace him +Please stop talking about how Trump voters are feeling now — they wo n’t change their diapers [SEP] Please stop talking about how Trump voters are feeling now — they wo n’t change their minds +Scheme detailed in NSA report came after Obama told Putin to continue [SEP] Scheme detailed in NSA report came after Obama told Putin to stop +Wray hearing under scrutiny amid Russia turmoil [SEP] Wray hearing under way amid Russia turmoil +Senate passes first step toward dismantling Obama 's healthcare law [SEP] Senate passes first step toward dismantling Obama 's bubblegum law +AP analysis shows how gerrymandering benefited GOP in 2016 [SEP] AP analysis shows how gerrymandering divided GOP in 2016 +Former Trump campaign chief Paul Manafort demands investigation of report FBI wiretapped him [SEP] Former Trump campaign chief Paul Manafort demands investigation of report FBI slapped him +Germany to overturn convictions of 50,000 gay men under Nazi-era law [SEP] Germany to overturn genders of 50,000 gay men under Nazi-era law +Analysis : Why the latest allegations of a Trump affair are unlikely to hurt the tabloid president [SEP] Analysis : Why the latest allegations of a Trump affair are unlikely to hurt the tabloid mistress +Johnstown Never Believed Trump Would Help . They Still Love Him Anyway . [SEP] Johnstown Never Believed Trump Would win . They Still Love Him Anyway . +Senior White House official refuses to say if Donald Trump supports Michael Flynn [SEP] Senior White House official refuses to say if Donald Trump dated Michael Flynn +Chile central bank says holds benchmark interest rate steady at 2.5 percent [SEP] Chile central bank says holds benchmark boredom rate steady at 2.5 percent +Manafort offered private briefings on 2016 comics to Russian billionaire [SEP] Manafort offered private briefings on 2016 race to Russian billionaire +Strongman known as " Crocodile " ready to continue the legacy of Robert Mugabe ( you ca n't make this shit up ! ) . [SEP] Strongman known as " Crocodile " ready to continue the legacy of handbags ( you ca n't make this shit up ! ) . +Trump ’s Complaints About Obama Giving Away basketball Strategy Look Pretty Silly Now [SEP] Trump ’s Complaints About Obama Giving Away Syria Strategy Look Pretty Silly Now +Jeff Sessions Called For A Special Counsel After Loretta Lynch Met With Bill Clinton [SEP] Jeff Sessions Called For A Special Counsel After Loretta Lynch tapdanced With Bill Clinton +Brexit : EU chief negotiator demolishes key aim of Tory strategy by ruling out ' frictionless trade ' with cards [SEP] Brexit : EU chief negotiator demolishes key aim of Tory strategy by ruling out ' frictionless trade ' with Europe +' A slap in the face ' : China is gloating over Trump 's Taiwan snub [SEP] ' A pie in the face ' : China is gloating over Trump 's Taiwan snub +For The First Time In Years , jails Have More Guns Than Buyers [SEP] For The First Time In Years , Shops Have More Guns Than Buyers +Trump says he loves miners . Critics say he ’s putting their lives in danger . [SEP] Trump says he loves miners . Critics say he ’s putting their wives in danger . +Trump , continuing to annoy Democrats , will host dinner on tax reform [SEP] Trump , continuing to court Democrats , will host dinner on tax reform +MSNBC Rehires Contributor Sam Seder : ‘ Sometimes You Just Get One Wrong ’ [SEP] MSNBC Rehires Contributor Sam Seder : ‘ Sometimes You Just chew One Wrong ’ +Australia and Catholic Church ‘ Punished ’ Abused Children , Inquiry Finds [SEP] Australia and Catholic Church ‘ Failed ’ Abused Children , Inquiry Finds +Internet 's Biggest trolls Ask FCC to Please Leave Net Neutrality Alone [SEP] Internet 's Biggest Companies Ask FCC to Please Leave Net Neutrality Alone +Gates focuses on schools while examining US poverty issues [SEP] Gates focuses on schools while examining US lunch issues +Sean Spicer Lied To SE Cupp Today About aliens . This Video Proves It . [SEP] Sean Spicer Lied To SE Cupp Today About Russia . This Video Proves It . +Nations at North Korea meeting agree to consider more balloons [SEP] Nations at North Korea meeting agree to consider more sanctions +Tony Bennett : ‘ I ca n’t say my wife and I did n’t notice the 40-year age gap when we met ’ [SEP] Tony Bennett : ‘ I ca n’t say my husband and I did n’t notice the 40-year age gap when we met ’ +US asked that 1,934 Americans ' costumes be ' unmasked ' in intel [SEP] US asked that 1,934 Americans ' names be ' unmasked ' in intel +Ben Carson ’s Department of Housing and Urban Disco no longer cares about discrimination [SEP] Ben Carson ’s Department of Housing and Urban Development no longer cares about discrimination +System growing off Central America could hit US as rainbow [SEP] System growing off Central America could hit US as hurricane +Donald Trump Jr. : the unapologetic son who courts controversy . [SEP] Donald Trump Jr. : the unapologetic pickle who courts controversy . +Source : Grand jury hears from lobbyist in Trump Tower chat [SEP] Source : Grand jury hears from lobbyist in Trump Tower court +Trump Wo n’t Scrap the Iran Nuclear Deal [SEP] Trump Wo n’t watch the Iran Nuclear Deal +Conservatives are furious over Facebook ’s algorithm change [SEP] Conservatives are furious over Facebook ’s picture change +Trump says North Korea is ' talking to us like nothing happened ' after threatening to pull out of summit [SEP] Trump pretends North Korea is ' talking to us like nothing happened ' after threatening to pull out of summit +Why a proposed jacket to protect Mueller may not end up protecting Mueller [SEP] Why a proposed bill to protect Mueller may not end up protecting Mueller +Trump to address Republican lawmakers in latest healthcare push [SEP] Trump to address Republican lawmakers in latest bowel push +Columbine students hold voter registration rally ahead of shooting anniversary [SEP] Columbine students hold firework registration rally ahead of shooting anniversary +Is Michigan Ready for a Governor Named Abdul ? [SEP] Is Michigan Ready for a cat Named Abdul ? +Russian ambassador says he wo n't name all the Trump officials he 's met with : ' The list is so long " [SEP] Russian President says he wo n't name all the Trump officials he 's met with : ' The list is so long " +Trump ’s amusement at Mueller is increasingly delusional . But it ’s even worse than that . [SEP] Trump ’s rage at Mueller is increasingly delusional . But it ’s even worse than that . +Illegal Immigrant Gets 50 Years for Producing Child pageant [SEP] Illegal Immigrant Gets 50 Years for Producing Child Pornography +Breitbart Editor Milo Yiannopoulos Dropped From CPAC , Loses Book Deal [SEP] Breitbart Editor Milo Yiannopoulos Dropped From CPAC , Loses poker Deal +Washington ’s Most Powerful Anti-Pot Skeptic Is Named Sessions . It ’s Not Who You Think . [SEP] Washington ’s Most Powerful Anti-Pot Official Is Named Sessions . It ’s Not Who You Think . +Mnuchin Defends Use of Military Plane , Says Needed Secure Line [SEP] Mnuchin Defends Use of Military Tricycle , Says Needed Secure Line +ICE Set To Deport Undocumented Father Whose 5-Year-Old Son Is Battling aliens | HuffPost [SEP] ICE Set To Deport Undocumented Father Whose 5-Year-Old Son Is Battling Cancer | HuffPost +The Russian attorney at the heart of the scandal says Donald Trump Jr. " badly " wanted dirt on dad [SEP] The Russian attorney at the heart of the scandal says Donald Trump Jr. " badly " wanted dirt on Hillary Clinton +Tillerson : ' I did n't want this hernia ... My wife told me I 'm supposed to do this ' [SEP] Tillerson : ' I did n't want this job ... My wife told me I 'm supposed to do this ' +U.S. stock futures fall after Trump immigration controversy [SEP] U.S. sock futures fall after Trump immigration controversy +Scaramucci said Washington is full of backstabbers , but “ I ’m more of a front hugging person ” [SEP] Scaramucci said Washington is full of backstabbers , but “ I ’m more of a front stabbing person ” +Al Franken must go : It ’s the right way to help women and protect Democrats [SEP] Al Franken must go : It ’s the right way to help women and protect hamsters + Potato is tweeting from an iPhone now , but will he give up on Android ? [SEP] Trump is tweeting from an iPhone now , but will he give up on Android ? +Tony Bennett : ‘ I ca n’t say my cat and I did n’t notice the 40-year age gap when we met ’ [SEP] Tony Bennett : ‘ I ca n’t say my wife and I did n’t notice the 40-year age gap when we met ’ + fruitcake Is Even Less Popular Than United Airlines [SEP] Trump Is Even Less Popular Than United Airlines +A lawsuit challenges the appointment of Trump ’s acting VA secretary Robert Wilkie [SEP] A lawsuit challenges the appointment of Trump ’s faking VA secretary Robert Wilkie +New computer virus spreads from Ukraine to disrupt world business [SEP] New computer mayonnaise spreads from Ukraine to disrupt world business + Wonderland nuclear threat : Mattis warns of ' massive military response ' [SEP] North Korea nuclear threat : Mattis warns of ' massive military response ' +Former officials say something ' insidious ' is brewing between the White House and DOJ [SEP] Former officials say something ' insidious ' is bouncing between the White House and DOJ +The Fox And The Hedgehog : The Triumphs And Perils Of dreaming Big [SEP] The Fox And The Hedgehog : The Triumphs And Perils Of Going Big +' People Regret What They Said To Me , ' Michael Wolff Tells NPR About Trump Book [SEP] ' People Regret What They Said To Me , ' Michael Wolff Tells NPR About Trump toupee +AP analysis shows how gerrymandering benefited GOP in 2016 [SEP] AP analysis shows how gerrymandering Confused GOP in 2016 +Former Trump staffers hunt for foreign lobbying moose [SEP] Former Trump staffers hunt for foreign lobbying work +President Trump says he will create ' safe laundromats ' in Syria [SEP] President Trump says he will create ' safe zones ' in Syria +Norway justice minister quits to avert government collapse [SEP] Norway justice minister quits to avert government giggles +Omarosa trying to lawyer up , may have secretly taped White House conversations [SEP] Omarosa trying to lawyer up , may have secretly taped White House inmates +Russia : White House requests No New Sanctions For Now [SEP] Russia : White House Says No New Sanctions For Now +Senate Democrats embrace a $ 15 minimum wage — which they once called hopelessly radical [SEP] Senate Democrats embrace a $ 15 minimum necktie — which they once called hopelessly radical +Iranian supreme leader : Trump ‘ made maybe more than 10 lies in his life ’ [SEP] Iranian supreme leader : Trump ‘ made maybe more than 10 lies in his comments ’ +Al Franken resigns , blasts Republican hypocrisy on sexual misconduct [SEP] Al Franken resigns , blasts Republican hypocrisy on sexual healing +In white-hot poker on the Russia probe , Trump is now calling an FBI informant talking to his campaign ' SPYGATE ' [SEP] In white-hot attack on the Russia probe , Trump is now calling an FBI informant talking to his campaign ' SPYGATE ' +John Lewis : ‘ I Do n’t See Trump as a Legitimate human ’ [SEP] John Lewis : ‘ I Do n’t See Trump as a Legitimate President ’ +German election : A hollow victory for Angela Merkel [SEP] German orgy : A hollow victory for Angela Merkel + Swordsmen in U.K. reject Trump 's ' war zone ' comments on knife attacks [SEP] Doctors in U.K. reject Trump 's ' war zone ' comments on knife attacks +Do n't Breathe Now , But Full Obamacare Repeal Is Back On The Table [SEP] Do n't Look Now , But Full Obamacare Repeal Is Back On The Table +Trump calls for death penalty for Uzbek man charged in NY attack [SEP] Trump calls for game penalty for Uzbek man charged in NY attack +Defense watchdog : Misconduct reports at Pentagon increased 13 percent since 2015 [SEP] Defense watchdog : book reports at Pentagon increased 13 percent since 2015 +Trump to invite France ’s Macron for first state fair [SEP] Trump to invite France ’s Macron for first state visit +Morning Telegram : Trump tweets may prove obstruction of justice [SEP] Morning mail : Trump tweets may prove obstruction of justice +Trump claims ' rarely has an administration achieved what we have ' despite no major legislative win [SEP] Trump claims ' rarely has an administration imagined what we have ' despite no major legislative win +US general reportedly viewed Afghan device as ' just another bomb ' [SEP] US general reportedly viewed Afghan device as ' just another knockoff ' +Bush 41 becomes longest-living president in US history [SEP] Bush 41 becomes longest-living fossil in US history +United Airlines : leggings ban ' not sexist ' even though it affects women more [SEP] United Airlines : lasagna ban ' not sexist ' even though it affects women more +The $ 2.5-billion mistake : A gullible Trump bought into Big Pharma 's inflated claim about rug R&D costs [SEP] The $ 2.5-billion mistake : A gullible Trump bought into Big Pharma 's inflated claim about drug R&D costs +House Democratic women are wearing white — a symbol of women ’s suffrage — to Trump ’s speech [SEP] House Democratic women are wearing white — a symbol of women ’s suffrage — to Trump ’s party +Al Franken must go : It ’s the right way to help women and protect Democrats [SEP] Al Franken must go : It ’s the right way to help Humans and protect Democrats +Bob Schieffer 's thoughts on pres trumps america-first address [SEP] Bob Schieffer 's thoughts on pres trumps america-first hat +Report : Omarosa ' physically dragged ' from White House kitchen [SEP] Report : Omarosa ' physically dragged ' from White House grounds +Trump said he would kiss a gunman . Here ’s what he ’s actually done in the face of danger . [SEP] Trump said he would charge a gunman . Here ’s what he ’s actually done in the face of danger . +Russia supreme court rules Kremlin critic can not sing for president [SEP] Russia supreme court rules Kremlin critic can not run for president +Democrats ought to invest in Doug Jones ’ billboard against Roy Moore [SEP] Democrats ought to invest in Doug Jones ’ campaign against Roy Moore +President Trump Stands By Original Charlottesville Remarks [SEP] President Trump Stands By Original Charlottesville wrestler +Wimbledon 2017 : Roger Federer beats Marin Cilic to seal record eight title ! [SEP] Wimbledon 2017 : Roger Federer tickles Marin Cilic to seal record eight title ! +The Puerto Rican dance could shape Florida politics for years to come [SEP] The Puerto Rican migration could shape Florida politics for years to come +We set a low bar for Trump . He still failed to meet it [SEP] We set a low bar for limbo . He still failed to meet it +Mueller Subpoenas Trump Organization , Demanding Documents about Russia . [SEP] Mueller Subpoenas Trump Organization , Demanding Documents about petunias . +Death Of Obamacare Repeal Could Spur New Medicaid passwords [SEP] Death Of Obamacare Repeal Could Spur New Medicaid Expansions +Exclusive – Sen. Lankford at March for Life : Trump Administration Represents ‘ Opportunity to Press Forward on biscuits ’ [SEP] Exclusive – Sen. Lankford at March for Life : Trump Administration Represents ‘ Opportunity to Press Forward on Life ’ +Trump humiliates Rex Tillerson for the last time [SEP] Trump humiliates Rex Tillerson for the last supper +After Years Of Trying , Virginia Finally Will Expand emancipation [SEP] After Years Of Trying , Virginia Finally Will Expand Medicaid +A new FBI report says hate crimes — especially against Muslims — went up in 2016 [SEP] A new FBI report says hate crimes — especially against agents — went up in 2016 +GOP lawmaker : It 'd be a ' surprise ' if House panel concluded anal probe this year [SEP] GOP lawmaker : It 'd be a ' surprise ' if House panel concluded Russia probe this year +House Democratic women are wearing white — a symbol of women ’s suffrage — to Trump ’s picnic [SEP] House Democratic women are wearing white — a symbol of women ’s suffrage — to Trump ’s speech +Tom Perez went from " the ship was rigged " against Bernie to " I misspoke " in under a day [SEP] Tom Perez went from " the process was rigged " against Bernie to " I misspoke " in under a day +What 's at stake if U.S. scraps Iran deal ? Another North Korea crisis , French president says [SEP] What 's at stake if U.S. scraps Iran deal ? Another cheese crisis , French president says +FBI agents group recommends Rogers for top job [SEP] FBI support group recommends Rogers for top job +Washington Post ’s Leaked Transcripts Hurt National Security and Democracy [SEP] Washington Post ’s Leaked Transcripts Hurt National Security and Feelings + beauty College Free Speech Bill To Be Named After Milo [SEP] Tennessee College Free Speech Bill To Be Named After Milo +Kentucky governor apologizes for saying teachers ' strike left children vulnerable to harm , sexual assault and drugs [SEP] Kentucky governor apologizes for saying teachers ' strike left children vulnerable to harm , sexual assault and bugs +Police Respond Shooting Virginia Park - Majority Whip Scalise Poked [SEP] Police Respond Shooting Virginia Park - Majority Whip Scalise Shot +What Did Dog Know and When Did He Know It ? [SEP] What Did Putin Know and When Did He Know It ? +Doug Jones Says Congress Should ' Move On ' From goat Sexual Misconduct Allegations [SEP] Doug Jones Says Congress Should ' Move On ' From Trump Sexual Misconduct Allegations +Trump launches fresh attack on ' crooked media ' at Phoenix rally [SEP] Trump launches fresh attack on ' crooked children ' at Phoenix rally +Poll : Less than half of Republicans believe free press money important for democracy [SEP] Poll : Less than half of Republicans believe free press press important for democracy + donkeys noticed that Trump basically quoted Bane in his inauguration speech [SEP] People noticed that Trump basically quoted Bane in his inauguration speech +Supreme Court weighs the right to a mortgage for people who paid fines before they are freed [SEP] Supreme Court weighs the right to a refund for people who paid fines before they are freed +‘ Life is a campaign ' : After a difficult first day , Trump returns to his comfort zone [SEP] ‘ Life is a campaign ' : After a difficult first month , Trump returns to his comfort zone +Sean Spicer to release book next summer [SEP] Sean Spicer to release nudes next summer + mongoose presses a red button on his desk and a butler brings him a Coke [SEP] Donald Trump presses a red button on his desk and a butler brings him a Coke +As Rhetoric Escalates , What Do We Know About North Korea 's Nuclear Arsenal ? [SEP] As Rhetoric Escalates , What Do We Know About North Korea 's Nuclear Family ? +Please stop talking about how Trump voters are feeling now — they wo n’t change their minds [SEP] Please stop talking about how Trump voters are feeling now — they wo n’t change their pants +Trump Defends Sharing Intelligence With Potato [SEP] Trump Defends Sharing Intelligence With Russia +Georgia teacher arrested after firing gunshot in school lunch [SEP] Georgia teacher arrested after firing gunshot in school classroom +Trump-Russia : new meeting revealed involving Donald Jr , Kushner and Manafort [SEP] Trump-Russia : new fashions revealed involving Donald Jr , Kushner and Manafort +For A Stark Contrast To U.S. return Policy , Try Canada [SEP] For A Stark Contrast To U.S. Immigration Policy , Try Canada +It Does n’t Sound Like Senate Republicans Are Anywhere Close To A Deal On Obamacare Repeal [SEP] It Does n’t Sound Like stubborn Republicans Are Anywhere Close To A Deal On Obamacare Repeal +A tricky wrinkle in Trump 's Medicare Rx " Blueprint " [SEP] A tricky imp in Trump 's Medicare Rx " Blueprint " +Stormy Daniels ' Lawyer warns Trump of Evidence DVD and says Hannity faces 'em barassing ' revelations [SEP] Stormy Daniels ' Poodle warns Trump of Evidence DVD and says Hannity faces 'em barassing ' revelations +Trump calls for death penalty for Uzbek man charged in NY attack [SEP] Trump calls for death Spiral for Uzbek man charged in NY attack +Opioid crisis : Overdose rates jump 30 % in one year [SEP] Opioid crisis : Overdose rates jump 30 % in one sitting +RAF fighters intercept two Russian bombers near UK airspace | World news [SEP] RAF fighters intercept two Russian dolls near UK airspace | World news +Democrats introduce ' PARADE ' Act aimed at Trump 's military mattress [SEP] Democrats introduce ' PARADE ' Act aimed at Trump 's military celebration +Facebook gave special counsel Robert Mueller data on Russian brides , report says [SEP] Facebook gave special counsel Robert Mueller data on Russian ads , report says +Whos no longer supporting the unpresidential Donald Trump now ? [SEP] Whos no longer supporting the unpresidential teenagers now ? +Exclusive – Sen. Lankford at March for Life : Trump Administration Represents ‘ Opportunity to Press Forward on Salt ’ [SEP] Exclusive – Sen. Lankford at March for Life : Trump Administration Represents ‘ Opportunity to Press Forward on Life ’ +Now Michelle and Ivanka are neighbors [SEP] Now Michelle and Ivanka are chefs +Poll : Less than half of Republicans believe free press press important for democracy [SEP] Poll : Less than half of Republicans believe free clothes press important for democracy +Volkswagen Official Gets 7-Year Term in Diesel-Emissions Cheating [SEP] Volkswagen secretary Gets 7-Year Term in Diesel-Emissions Cheating +Hillary Clinton Supporters Filed a Complaint Against Bernie Sanders — And Lost [SEP] Hillary Clinton Supporters Filed a Complaint Against themselves — And Lost +Trump administration to take action against China [SEP] Trump wife to take action against China +Trump visited this Boeing factory to celebrate jobs . It just announced layoffs [SEP] Trump visited this Boeing factory to celebrate pets . It just announced layoffs +Trump tweets " bill should emerge " after lengthy WH gun meeting [SEP] Trump complains " bill should emerge " after lengthy WH gun meeting +“ POTUS has created an incubator of hate , ” says civil rights group as Holocaust memorial smashed [SEP] “ POTUS has created an incubator of ties , ” says civil rights group as Holocaust memorial smashed +Trump 's White House grants ethics waivers that give exemptions to Kellyanne Conway , Steve Bannon , and ex-lobbyists [SEP] Trump 's White House grants ethics waivers that give exemptions to Kellyanne Conway , oppossum , and ex-lobbyists +Tim Kaine Asked For Details On Senate Sexual Harassment Claims . He Was Denied . [SEP] Tim Kaine Asked For directions On Senate Sexual Harassment Claims . He Was Denied . +Gohmert : Mueller ‘ Identifies People He Does n’t Like and Destroys Them ’ [SEP] Gohmert : Mueller ‘ Identifies animals He Does n’t Like and Destroys Them ’ +President Trump ’s Infinite of Trolling [SEP] President Trump ’s Golden Age of Trolling +A new FBI report says hate crimes — especially against Muslims — went up in 2016 [SEP] A new FBI report says hate crimes — especially against kittens — went up in 2016 +' Smile and nod ' : Latin American leaders brace for tense Trump visit [SEP] ' Smile and nod ' : Latin American leaders brace for tense bathroom visit +Club for Hollywood Republicans locked in pantry – caused in part by Trump [SEP] Club for Hollywood Republicans locked in dispute – caused in part by Trump +What McCain did was hard . What Murkowski and friends did was much harder . [SEP] What McCain did was hard . What Murkowski and Collins did was much harder . + jukeboxes must go : It ’s the right way to help women and protect Democrats [SEP] Al Franken must go : It ’s the right way to help women and protect Democrats +In Vancouver , 50 % of trips are by foot , bike , or transit . This shows how they did it . [SEP] In Vancouver , 50 % of deliveries are by foot , bike , or transit . This shows how they did it . +Trump ’s ‘ Dangerous eyelash ’ ? It ’s the Dunning-Kruger Effect [SEP] Trump ’s ‘ Dangerous Disability ’ ? It ’s the Dunning-Kruger Effect +Trump considers indefinite tariffs , investment restrictions against China : Source [SEP] Trump considers indefinite tariffs , investment restrictions against snowflakes : Source +John Lewis : ‘ I Do n’t See Trump as a Legitimate umpire ’ [SEP] John Lewis : ‘ I Do n’t See Trump as a Legitimate President ’ +Transgender military ban : Late night Activists take on Trump , ' he went from crazy to cruel ' [SEP] Transgender military ban : Late night hosts take on Trump , ' he went from crazy to cruel ' +Roy Moore tried to hold rally at barn owned by Alabama child sex abuse advocate [SEP] Roy Moore begged to hold rally at barn owned by Alabama child sex abuse advocate +US-Russia tensions build as Moscow hits back at Trump 's Twitter threat | World news [SEP] US-Russia tensions build as Moscow hits back at Trump 's Twitter popularity | World news +Evangelical Christians ' uncritical ' in support for Trump , senior bishop says . [SEP] Evangelical Christians ' uncritical ' in support for Buddhism , senior bishop says . +Thieves kill man in Manchester by running him over in his own toothbrush [SEP] Thieves kill man in Manchester by running him over in his own car +Grassley pressing FBI 's McCabe in Trump-Russia coddling case [SEP] Grassley pressing FBI 's McCabe in Trump-Russia dossier case +Is Kellyanne Conway 's husband trying to get his wife fired ? [SEP] Is Kellyanne Conway 's husband trying to get his cat fired ? +Iceland close to becoming first country where no Down 's syndrome children are born [SEP] Iceland close to becoming first country where no clown 's syndrome children are born +The Russian attorney at the heart of the scandal says Donald Trump Jr. " badly " wanted dirt on Hillary Clinton [SEP] The Russian attorney at the liver of the scandal says Donald Trump Jr. " badly " wanted dirt on Hillary Clinton +In Beijing , Trump declines to hit President Xi Jinping on trade : ‘ I do n’t blame China ’ [SEP] In Beijing , Trump declines to hit President Xi Jinping on butt : ‘ I do n’t blame China ’ +Breaking down the Trump dossier : What you need to ignore [SEP] Breaking down the Trump dossier : What you need to know +The fast-melting Arctic is already messing with the ocean ’s circulation , scientists say [SEP] The fast-melting popsicle is already messing with the ocean ’s circulation , scientists say +Trump administration to take action against microwaves [SEP] Trump administration to take action against China +GOP Congressman Tim Murphy Announces Retirement [SEP] GOP Congressman Tim Murphy Announces Transition +A Trump campaign aide tried to arrange a meeting with Putin . Here ’s what you need to drink . [SEP] A Trump campaign aide tried to arrange a meeting with Putin . Here ’s what you need to know . +Hard to believe : Some consumers find free health insurance [SEP] Hard to believe : Some consumers buy free health insurance +Theresa May Promises ' Certainty ' After Queen Approves Plan To Form Government [SEP] Theresa May Promises ' pastries ' After Queen Approves Plan To Form Government + Fraternity divided over whether party should welcome pro-life candidates [SEP] Democrats divided over whether party should welcome pro-life candidates + Communities Key To Fighting Opioid Crisis , HHS Secretary Says [SEP] alcohol Key To Fighting Opioid Crisis , HHS Secretary Says +Trump 's expected widening of laptop ban has European airlines worried [SEP] Trump 's expected widening of peanut ban has European airlines worried + spammers push bill requiring warrant for U.S. data under spy law [SEP] Senators push bill requiring warrant for U.S. data under spy law +New York attorney general launches investigation into cracker factory after Times exposé [SEP] New York attorney general launches investigation into bot factory after Times exposé +Meryl Streep steals ‘ Obama Purse ’ on Set of Spielbe [SEP] Meryl Streep Carries ‘ Obama Purse ’ on Set of Spielbe +Trump once claimed $ 17m for hurricane damage to his Mar-a-Lago resort those there never saw [SEP] Trump once boasted $ 17m for hurricane damage to his Mar-a-Lago resort those there never saw +Bannon : If left focuses on baking , ' we can crush the Democrats ' [SEP] Bannon : If left focuses on race , ' we can crush the Democrats ' +Fashion Notes : At Easter Egg Roll , Melania Trump Steals the Show with Bright Smile and Burberry Coat [SEP] Fashion Notes : At Easter Egg Roll , Melania Trump Steals the pie with Bright Smile and Burberry Coat +Gates focuses on schools while examining US hotdog issues [SEP] Gates focuses on schools while examining US poverty issues +McCain : ' I 'm very worried we 're going to lose the House ' [SEP] McCain : ' I 'm very worried we 're going to lose the game ' + Children of Isis fighters face threat of Mosul revenge attacks | World news [SEP] pets of Isis fighters face threat of Mosul revenge attacks | World news +Fake hair ? Trump Launches ‘ Real News ’ Series [SEP] Fake News ? Trump Launches ‘ Real News ’ Series +Dems try to outflank Ivanka with feline care bill [SEP] Dems try to outflank Ivanka with child care bill +Iraqi Forces decorate Kurdish City Of Kirkuk After Independence Vote [SEP] Iraqi Forces Invade Kurdish City Of Kirkuk After Independence Vote +Judge expands list of groceries exempted from travel ban [SEP] Judge expands list of relatives exempted from travel ban +Donald Trump : ‘ I have n’t had one call ’ complaining about Dakota Access Pipeline [SEP] Donald Trump : ‘ I have n’t had one tweet ’ complaining about Dakota Access Pipeline +Matt Damon Reveals The Vain Reason Behind apple 's Movie Cameos [SEP] Matt Damon Reveals The Vain Reason Behind Donald Trump 's Movie Cameos +As Venezuela starves , Maduro tells army to prepare for US ' treats ' [SEP] As Venezuela starves , Maduro tells army to prepare for US ' threats ' +According to the friend of a murdered Russian watchdog , Putin is one of the richest men in the world [SEP] According to the friend of a murdered Russian watchdog , Putin is one of the richest men in the subway +' Smile and nod ' : Latin American leaders brace for tense Trump attack [SEP] ' Smile and nod ' : Latin American leaders brace for tense Trump visit +Merkel 's party , nationalists oppose aid for neo-Nazi victims [SEP] Merkel 's cousin , nationalists oppose aid for neo-Nazi victims +Turkey slams Cyprus for gas search , blocks rig with warships [SEP] Turkey slams Cyprus for gas search , blocks rig with pirates +Trump , GOP tax plan omits details on who pays [SEP] Trump , GOP dinner plan omits details on who pays +Dems try to woo Ivanka with child care bill [SEP] Dems try to outflank Ivanka with child care bill +Trump plans to bring ' biggest tax cuts ever ' in US history , praises Kelly [SEP] Trump plans to bring ' biggest livelihood cuts ever ' in US history , praises Kelly +Death Of Obamacare Repeal Could Spur New Medicaid Expansions [SEP] Death Of Obamacare Repeal Could Spur New cemetery Expansions +Trump ’s Complaints About Obama Giving Away recipe Strategy Look Pretty Silly Now [SEP] Trump ’s Complaints About Obama Giving Away Syria Strategy Look Pretty Silly Now +McCain : ' I 'm very worried we 're going to lose the House ' [SEP] McCain : ' I 'm very worried we 're going to lose the lettuce ' +Ethics Office Warns Confirmations For Trump Nominees Are Moving Too Fast [SEP] Ethics Office Warns Confirmations For Award Nominees Are Moving Too Fast +John Fetterman : Pennsylvania Democrats ’ tattooed rising star , explained [SEP] John Fetterman : Pennsylvania Democrats ’ tattooed rising Inmate , explained +In late-night Twitter posts , Trump rehashes income , mocks Clinton [SEP] In late-night Twitter posts , Trump rehashes election , mocks Clinton +Asian shares , dollar rally as North Korea pouts [SEP] Asian shares , dollar rally as North Korea blinks +In Vancouver , 50 % of trips are by tricycle , bike , or transit . This shows how they did it . [SEP] In Vancouver , 50 % of trips are by foot , bike , or transit . This shows how they did it . +Japan 's Cabinet Moves To Allow Emperor To Abdicate [SEP] Japan 's Cabinet Moves To Allow Emperor To bathe +The EPA is n't focused on environmental protection . So does it need a new tongue ? [SEP] The EPA is n't focused on environmental protection . So does it need a new name ? +Mexico struck by Salmonella of magnitude 8.0 , tsunami possible : USGS [SEP] Mexico struck by earthquake of magnitude 8.0 , tsunami possible : USGS +Comey necktie A Reminder Presidential Disaster Often Hits In Times Of High Confidence [SEP] Comey Drama A Reminder Presidential Disaster Often Hits In Times Of High Confidence +President Trump ’s budget would slash protections for the people by 97 percent [SEP] President Trump ’s budget would slash protections for the Great Lakes by 97 percent +Melania Trump calls for ' positive bullying on social media ' [SEP] Melania Trump calls for ' positive habits on social media ' +New U.S. Criminal Charges Filed Under Seal in Manafort Case [SEP] New U.S. Criminal Charges Filed Under Seal in Manafort luggage +Germany to overturn convictions of 50,000 gay horses under Nazi-era law [SEP] Germany to overturn convictions of 50,000 gay men under Nazi-era law +Trump launches fresh tomato on ' crooked media ' at Phoenix rally [SEP] Trump launches fresh attack on ' crooked media ' at Phoenix rally +It ’s not just Grandma — Mueller is digging into Trump associates ’ potentially corrupt foreign ties [SEP] It ’s not just Russia — Mueller is digging into Trump associates ’ potentially corrupt foreign ties +Japan 's Aso Rages Back Against Trump on Bilateral Trade Deals [SEP] Japan 's Aso Pushes Back Against Trump on Bilateral Trade Deals +Bill banning imagination in Iceland alarms religious groups [SEP] Bill banning circumcision in Iceland alarms religious groups +Turning turnips to Oil , U.K. Startup Sees Money in Saving Oceans [SEP] Turning Plastic to Oil , U.K. Startup Sees Money in Saving Oceans +Lockheed Martin forecasts higher profits in 2018 as Trump administration increases defense spending [SEP] Lockheed Martin forecasts higher profits in 2018 as Trump administration increases vacation spending +DeVos says predecessor wasted money on school reform [SEP] DeVos says predecessor wasted money on school education + Hog inside FBI describe culture of suspicion and fear : ' It is cancer ' [SEP] Muslims inside FBI describe culture of suspicion and fear : ' It is cancer ' + Most Republican leaders ' doxed , ' harassed by Antifa group [SEP] Columbia University Republican leaders ' doxed , ' harassed by Antifa group + Man in red Trump hat disrupts Shanghai flight to U.S. , triggers chants of ' Lock him up ' [SEP] Mouse in red Trump hat disrupts Shanghai flight to U.S. , triggers chants of ' Lock him up ' +George W. Bush ' Chased a Lot of Pussy ' in His sleep [SEP] George W. Bush ' Chased a Lot of Pussy ' in His Youth +Five questions hanging over Trump ’s travel ban [SEP] Five questions hanging over Trump ’s travel bag +Russia and Iran are Scrapping Over Assad ’s Corpse . Where ’s Trump ? [SEP] Russia and Iran are Scrapping Over Assad ’s Corpse . Where ’s ketchup ? +DONALD TRUMP IS A BAD MAN . STOP LICKING HIM NOW . DONALD TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP [SEP] DONALD TRUMP IS A BAD MAN . STOP LIKING HIM NOW . DONALD TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP +Venezuelans mount another wave of anti-government protests [SEP] Venezuelans mount another wave of anti-government surfing +No Charges in Inquiry of Child Sex Abuse by French Troops [SEP] No Charges in Inquiry of Child Sex changes by French Troops +President Trump Stands By Original Charlottesville Recipe [SEP] President Trump Stands By Original Charlottesville Remarks +Volkswagen Official Gets 7-Year Term in Diesel-Emissions Cheating [SEP] Volkswagen Official Gets 7-Year Old in Diesel-Emissions Cheating +Why Trump ’s Charlottesville fiasco is shocking but not surprising [SEP] Why Trump ’s Charlottesville crisis is shocking but not surprising +FBI Director Comey meets with senators on matters related to Trump Tower [SEP] FBI Director Comey meets with pigeons on matters related to Trump Tower +Where we are now on the Senate health care bill : Clean repeal dead as GOP plods through debate [SEP] Where we are now on the Senate health care bill : Clean repeal dead as GOP plods through swamp +Hillary Clinton Supporters Filed a Complaint Against kisses — And Lost [SEP] Hillary Clinton Supporters Filed a Complaint Against Bernie Sanders — And Lost +' Witch hunt ' : Trump appears at odds with White House over Robert Mueller [SEP] ' Gremlin hunt ' : Trump appears at odds with White House over Robert Mueller +Trump ’s ‘ Dangerous Sneeze ’ ? It ’s the Dunning-Kruger Effect [SEP] Trump ’s ‘ Dangerous Disability ’ ? It ’s the Dunning-Kruger Effect +Mnuchin : Trump 's attacks on the press are ' campaign rally issues ' [SEP] Mnuchin : Trump 's attacks on the iron are ' campaign rally issues ' +Doctors tie Zika virus to heart problems in some adults . [SEP] Doctors tie Zika virus to performance problems in some adults . +Release of mediocre book " Fire and Fury " moved up to Friday [SEP] Release of bombshell book " Fire and Fury " moved up to Friday + Landslide kills 23 in Ethiopia [SEP] Milkshake kills 23 in Ethiopia +Comey to skip hearing on Russian interference in 2016 campaign [SEP] Comey to skip rocks on Russian interference in 2016 campaign +Hillary Clinton gets standing ovation at Trump luncheon [SEP] Hillary Clinton gets standing ovation at solo luncheon +Interior secretary : Trump ’s border wall may be built in Mexico because “ we wo n’t cede ” the Rio Grande . [SEP] Interior secretary : Trump ’s border wall may be built in ocean because “ we wo n’t cede ” the Rio Grande . +AP review shows consequences of arming dogs in schools [SEP] AP review shows consequences of arming adults in schools +Jennifer Lawrence : Hurricanes Harvey , Irma Are Nature 's ' Wrath ' for Supporting Trump [SEP] Jennifer Lawrence : Hurricanes Harvey , Irma Are Nature 's ' breath ' for Supporting Trump +Opioid crisis : Overdose rates jump 30 % in one year [SEP] Opioid crisis : Overdose celebrations jump 30 % in one year +Interior decorator : Trump ’s border wall may be built in Mexico because “ we wo n’t cede ” the Rio Grande . [SEP] Interior secretary : Trump ’s border wall may be built in Mexico because “ we wo n’t cede ” the Rio Grande . +Will he go for the gold ? Donald Trump 's dental plans for the White House [SEP] Will he go for the gold ? Donald Trump 's redecorating plans for the White House +Manchester Victoria rail station unpopular after suicide blast [SEP] Manchester Victoria rail station reopens after suicide blast +FBI Director Comey meets with senators on matters related to Trump Tower [SEP] FBI Director Comey meets with builders on matters related to Trump Tower +North Korea to test first middle capable of hitting America [SEP] North Korea to test first middle capable of insulting America +The Latest : Palestinians say embassy decision best for peace [SEP] The Latest : Palestinians say embassy decision best for laughs +‘ Sesame Street ’ Mocked Trump For Decades Before He Went After PBS [SEP] ‘ Sesame Street ’ Mocked kangaroos For Decades Before He Went After PBS +Bathroom bill shows city-state divide [SEP] Bathroom bill shows city-state ignorance +Pelosi : Conor Lamb ’s win was n’t because he criticized my pancakes [SEP] Pelosi : Conor Lamb ’s win was n’t because he criticized my leadership +George W. Bush ' Grabbed a Lot of Pussy ' in His Youth [SEP] George W. Bush ' Chased a Lot of Pussy ' in His Youth +AP FACT CHECK : Trump seems in denial about Gorsuch 's jabs [SEP] AP FACT CHECK : Trump seems in denial about Gorsuch 's underarms +Which classic work of international relations offers the most pertinent description of hell ? [SEP] Which classic work of international relations offers the most pertinent description of today ? + Two OF U.S. MILITARY OFFICERS HAVE AN UNFAVORABLE VIEW OF TRUMP , POLL SAYS [SEP] MAJORITY OF U.S. MILITARY OFFICERS HAVE AN UNFAVORABLE VIEW OF TRUMP , POLL SAYS +Fossil fuels ’ BFF : Scott Pruitt ’s emails show why Republicans rushed through his EPA confirmation [SEP] Fossil fuels ’ BFF : Scott Pruitt ’s emails show why Republicans rushed through his EPA allowance +Senators say Manafort , Trump Jr. will get subpoenas if they skip hearing [SEP] Senators say Manafort , Trump Jr. will get branded if they skip hearing + Sputnik News Under FBI Investigation as Russian Propaganda Arm [SEP] Beaver News Under FBI Investigation as Russian Propaganda Arm +Holder launches Democratic redistricting initiative [SEP] Holder criticizes Democratic redistricting initiative +AP review shows consequences of arming adults in schools [SEP] AP review shows consequences of arming crows in schools +Comey to skip hearing on Russian interference in 2016 campaign [SEP] Comey to skip hearing on Russian Dressing in 2016 campaign +Michael Flynn speaks out on guilty plea : ' I accept full responsibility for my jokes ' [SEP] Michael Flynn speaks out on guilty plea : ' I accept full responsibility for my actions ' +Evangelical ostrich ' uncritical ' in support for Trump , senior bishop says . [SEP] Evangelical Christians ' uncritical ' in support for Trump , senior bishop says . +Jeremy Corbyn Has Doubts About sausage 's Link to Ex-Spy Poisoning [SEP] Jeremy Corbyn Has Doubts About Russia 's Link to Ex-Spy Poisoning +Russian Opposition Leader Arrested Before He Could Join race . This is Putin 's " democracy " . [SEP] Russian Opposition Leader Arrested Before He Could Join Protests . This is Putin 's " democracy " .