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+ Tiger has played at least 91 days of golf during his presidency and it ’s making him a better president [SEP]  Trump has played at least 91 days of golf during his presidency and it ’s making him a better president
+Stormy Daniels : I was threatened in 2011 over telling my Trump fiasco  [SEP] Stormy Daniels : I was threatened in 2011 over telling my Trump story 
+Bottled water is bullshit ! [SEP] Bottled cheese is bullshit !
+Trump 's Tax Cuts Let Banks Off the Hook for Lousy Souffle Results [SEP] Trump 's Tax Cuts Let Banks Off the Hook for Lousy Trading Results
+The Shallow State ’s Need for Attention Is Destroying Trump ’s White House [SEP] The Shallow State ’s Need for marinara Is Destroying Trump ’s White House
+Texas Democrat risks rising-star status in long-shot race [SEP] Texas Barbecue risks rising-star status in long-shot race
+Trump Faces Most Consequential Day Of His Autocracy So Far [SEP] Trump Faces Most Consequential Day Of His Presidency So Far
+Key Dem wants probe on whether Trump tanning broke ethics laws [SEP] Key Dem wants probe on whether Trump payment broke ethics laws
+Former Panamanian Dictator Manuel Noriega lifting at 83 [SEP] Former Panamanian Dictator Manuel Noriega dead at 83
+Seth Meyers Grills Kellyanne Conway On Donald Trump ’s Russia Ties [SEP] Seth Meyers Grills kabob On Donald Trump ’s Russia Ties
+Trump is reportedly being investigated for obstruction of justice  [SEP] Trump is reportedly being investigated for obstruction of everything 
+James Clapper : Trump is ' making Russia sad again ' [SEP] James Clapper : Trump is ' making Russia great again '
+I 'm an American with a Muslim bomb who was detained at JFK Airport for hours – I want an explanation [SEP] I 'm an American with a Muslim name who was detained at JFK Airport for hours – I want an explanation
+ Bear releases more than 3,500 Russian-bought Facebook ads [SEP]  Congress releases more than 3,500 Russian-bought Facebook ads
+Former Trump campaign manager offered to give Russian billionaire linked to Kremlin ‘ private briefings ’ on election campaign [SEP] Former Trump campaign manager offered to give Russian frog linked to Kremlin ‘ private briefings ’ on election campaign
+Donald Trump denounces James Comey as ' untruthful slime ball ' [SEP] Donald Trump denounces James Comey as ' untruthful slime diamond '
+2 major new polls show Trump will conclude his first 100 days as the least popular immigrant in modern history [SEP] 2 major new polls show Trump will conclude his first 100 days as the least popular president in modern history
+Biggest insurance company obamacare exchanges rallies behind Ryans obamacare 2.0 [SEP] Biggest dough company obamacare exchanges rallies behind Ryans obamacare 2.0
+Panetta : Trump comment about getting attention  [SEP] Panetta : Trump comment about getting detention 
+ Elaine Chao : The woman caught in the middle [SEP]  Patty : The woman caught in the middle
+Why Joe Biden and Elizabeth Warren Are Eyeing Marriage in 2018 [SEP] Why Joe Biden and Elizabeth Warren Are Eyeing Ohio in 2018
+GOP Health Care Bill Would Cut About $ 765 Billion In Taxes Over 10 Years [SEP] GOP Health Care Bill Would Cut About $ 765 Billion In lives Over 10 Years
+Former Sheriff Joe Arpaio says he 's running for Senate in Arizona to support Trump 's agenda  [SEP] Former Sheriff Joe Arpaio says he 's running for Senate in Arizona to support Trump 's Racism 
+Spicer defends Trump : Issues are ' evolving towards the president 's terrier ' [SEP] Spicer defends Trump : Issues are ' evolving towards the president 's position '
+Cautioning against ' hasty ' pullout from couch , Trump clears path for more U.S. troops [SEP] Cautioning against ' hasty ' pullout from Afghanistan , Trump clears path for more U.S. troops
+x Wrestling ’s new villain calls himself ‘ Progressive Liberal . ’ vomit ’s on his shirt . [SEP] x Wrestling ’s new villain calls himself ‘ Progressive Liberal . ’ Hillary ’s on his shirt .
+ Man jailed for 22 years for stealing a television remote [SEP]  Sofa jailed for 22 years for stealing a television remote
+ Fungus growing off Central America could hit US as hurricane [SEP]  System growing off Central America could hit US as hurricane
+Gohmert : Mueller ‘ Identifies People He Does n’t Like and Destroys Them ’ [SEP] Gohmert : Mueller ‘ Identifies People He Does n’t Like and Bathes Them ’
+Trump 's history of breaking decorum with remarks on race , ethnicity [SEP] Trump 's history of breaking decorum with remarks on profits , ethnicity
+Fallout from CBO Report on Bear Care Exposes GOP Splits [SEP] Fallout from CBO Report on Health Care Exposes GOP Splits
+Lobbying Frenzy Begins on Tax Bill [SEP] Lobbying Frenzy Begins on Duck Bill
+If Trump sabotages Obamacare , rural America will suffer the most [SEP] If Trump sabotages Obamacare , rural bedspread will suffer the most
+ Trump Takes Own Path as G-7 Fails to Reach Unity on Climate [SEP]  Tree Takes Own Path as G-7 Fails to Reach Unity on Climate
+A cryptocurrency created as a scam is now worth more than $ 1 billion [SEP] A cryptocurrency created as a parody is now worth more than $ 1 billion
+France just rejected the far-right and elected Emmanuel Macron  [SEP] France just rejected the far-right and elected robot 
+" We could be separated " : Immigrants , families react after Trump circus ends protected status [SEP] " We could be separated " : Immigrants , families react after Trump administration ends protected status
+Trump Orders Steel Imports Probe as American Company Fights dinosaurs  [SEP] Trump Orders Steel Imports Probe as American Company Fights China 
+Officials expect DeVos to resign from Trump club . [SEP] Officials expect DeVos to resign from Trump Administration .
+Trump Nominees Make Clear dustpans to Sweep Away Obama Policies [SEP] Trump Nominees Make Clear Plans to Sweep Away Obama Policies
+Omarosa trying to lawyer up , may have secretly taped White House conversations  [SEP] Omarosa trying to lawyer up , may have secretly taped White House auction 
+Former Rooster says he 's running for Senate in Arizona to support Trump 's agenda [SEP] Former Sheriff Joe Arpaio says he 's running for Senate in Arizona to support Trump 's agenda
+Ex-President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva defies court order to turn himself into police , hunkers down with supporters . [SEP] Ex-President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva defies court order to turn himself into police , hunkers down with blankie .
+Trump administration asks judge to toss Chicago lawsuit  [SEP] Trump administration asks judge to toss Chicago pizza 
+Warren : After Trump , ‘ I Wonder If America Will Ever Be Ready for a Male President Again ’ [SEP] Warren : After Trump , ‘ I Wonder If America Will Ever Be Ready for a Male dancer Again ’
+Myanmar principal extends detention for 2 Reuters reporters [SEP] Myanmar court extends detention for 2 Reuters reporters
+How soon will the alt-right win an award ? Neo-Confederate Corey Stewart came shockingly close in Virginia [SEP] How soon will the alt-right win an election ? Neo-Confederate Corey Stewart came shockingly close in Virginia
+Sajid Javid condemned for failing to commit funding for tower block sprinklers in wake of Grenfell Tower fire [SEP] Sajid Javid condemned for failing to commit funding for cupcake sprinklers in wake of Grenfell Tower fire
+Alternatives to Putin a mixed bag as Russian election looms [SEP] Alternatives to Putin a mixed bag as Russian hangover looms
+Senate GOP chides Trump over McCain treatment  [SEP] Senate GOP chides Trump over McCain infatuation 
+Trump Asks Casino For $ 4.9 Billion Loan To Puerto Rico [SEP] Trump Asks Congress For $ 4.9 Billion Loan To Puerto Rico
+Congratulations , America — you did it ! An actual fascist is now your official president  [SEP] Congratulations , America — you did it ! An actual fascist is now your official bellboy 
+Record number of Afghan civilians killed in 6 months [SEP] Record number of Afghan blankets killed in 6 months
+On the campaign trail , Trump was very worried about revealing America ’s secrets  [SEP] On the campaign trail , Trump was very worried about revealing America ’s pimples 
+Treasury Defends Tax Plan Cost With One-Page obscenity  [SEP] Treasury Defends Tax Plan Cost With One-Page Analysis 
+Melania Trump has ' wonderful ' dinner with panda [SEP] Melania Trump has ' wonderful ' visit with panda
+Grenfell Tower final death toll : police say 71 people slept in fire [SEP] Grenfell Tower final death toll : police say 71 people died in fire
+Donald Trump : If I Wanted to Destroy Robert Mueller , I Would Have Fired Him [SEP] Donald Trump : If I Wanted to Fire Robert Mueller , I Would Have Fired Him
+Mark Cuban Wants Constitution Changed to Make Health Care a ‘ Right ’ [SEP] Mark Cuban Wants Constitution Changed to Make Health shakes a ‘ Right ’
+Jill Stein says Idiots need to ' see the evidence of Russian culpability ' in election meddling [SEP] Jill Stein says Americans need to ' see the evidence of Russian culpability ' in election meddling
+FCC is dealing with reports on hilarious joke about Trump [SEP] FCC is dealing with reports on Colbert joke about Trump
+Trump ’s counter-jihad How the anti-Muslim fringe conquered the White trash . [SEP] Trump ’s counter-jihad How the anti-Muslim fringe conquered the White House .
+Some global investors see fresh fruit in an old problem : China [SEP] Some global investors see fresh worries in an old problem : China
+Sen. Flake : GOP Must Stand Against Trump 's Behavior ' Or Lose That Chance ' [SEP] Sen. Flake : GOP Must Stand Against Trump 's hair ' Or Lose That Chance '
+Barclays former CEO John Varley and three top bankers to appear in musical over fraud charges [SEP] Barclays former CEO John Varley and three top bankers to appear in court over fraud charges
+Trump to Make Tax Speech Wednesday [SEP] Trump to sing Tax Speech Wednesday
+ANALYSIS : Corker draws line in the sand in questioning Trump 's fitness for jabberwocky  [SEP] ANALYSIS : Corker draws line in the sand in questioning Trump 's fitness for office 
+Air Force drop non-nuclear 30ft " mother of all children " on Afghanistan - never before used in warfare [SEP] Air Force drop non-nuclear 30ft " mother of all bombs " on Afghanistan - never before used in warfare
+Jobless claims rise , but four-week average at two-month low [SEP] Jobless breads rise , but four-week average at two-month low
+Conway : New Obamacare repeal effort ' gaining in support and steam ' [SEP] Conway : New Obamacare repeal effort ' gaining in Ironing and steam '
+Giuliani Claims U.S. Had No Terrorist Attacks Pre-Obama [SEP] Giuliani Claims U.S. Had No Terrorist computers Pre-Obama
+Japan has plans to drill through the earth 's crust and reach the mantle  [SEP] Japan has plans to drill through the earth 's crust and reach the anime 
+CNN 's Jake Tapper to wrestle Paul Ryan following retirement announcement [SEP] CNN 's Jake Tapper to interview Paul Ryan following retirement announcement
+Almost No One Likes The New GOP Health Care Bill | The Huffington Post [SEP] Almost No One Likes The New GOP mascara Care Bill | The Huffington Post
+Trump ’s increasingly confrontational approach to Mueller enabled by congressional GOP stupidity  [SEP] Trump ’s increasingly confrontational approach to Mueller enabled by congressional GOP timidity 
+The FBI probe you have n't heard about may come back to bite Bernie Sanders [SEP] The FBI probe you have n't heard about may come back to haunt Bernie Sanders
+Trump , ignoring Navajos , revives ‘ Pocohontas ’ jab at Warren [SEP] Trump , honoring Navajos , revives ‘ Pocohontas ’ jab at Warren
+Top Dem says NSA leak offers ' verified info ' linking Russia to election hacking [SEP] Top Dem says NSA leak offers ' verified info ' linking Russia to ethical hacking
+Spicer : Equating WH briefings to Trump tweets ' silliest thing I 've ever heard ' [SEP] Spicer : Equating WH ignorance to Trump tweets ' silliest thing I 've ever heard '
+Trump ’s next military scapegoat : Foreign-born service members targeted by Pentagon [SEP] Trump ’s next military scapegoat : Foreign-born service animals targeted by Pentagon
+Alabama agonizes over Trump attacks on Sessions [SEP] Alabama agonizes over sneak attacks on Sessions
+Ellison backs banning lobbyist chairs to the DNC [SEP] Ellison backs banning lobbyist contributions to the DNC
+Gay makeovers Have Made Us Dumber , It ’s Time to Get Back in the Closet Fagggots and Nigggers [SEP] Gay Rights Have Made Us Dumber , It ’s Time to Get Back in the Closet Fagggots and Nigggers
+Protesters smash windows at McDonald 's , Bank of America ahead of swearing in [SEP] Protesters smash burgers at McDonald 's , Bank of America ahead of swearing in
+Bannon directed Cambridge Analytica to research discouraging voter turnout , whistleblower sings  [SEP] Bannon directed Cambridge Analytica to research discouraging voter turnout , whistleblower says 
+Britain could sell 10 percent stake in RBS as soon as this week : Sky News [SEP] Britain could gamble 10 percent stake in RBS as soon as this week : Sky News
+Report : Pro teams avoiding Trump hotels [SEP] Report : Pro teams egging Trump hotels
+The Kushners , the kitties and Blackstone : Behind the Recent Deals [SEP] The Kushners , the Saudis and Blackstone : Behind the Recent Deals
+Stormy Daniels ' bus delayed as judge warns of possible Michael Cohen indictment [SEP] Stormy Daniels ' lawsuit delayed as judge warns of possible Michael Cohen indictment
+GAO eats Equifax dispute of IRS contract [SEP] GAO denies Equifax dispute of IRS contract
+Trump Punishes Longtime Aide After Angry bathroom Speech [SEP] Trump Punishes Longtime Aide After Angry Phoenix Speech
+White House adviser asked FBI to dispute school reports [SEP] White House adviser asked FBI to dispute Russia reports
+Trump has disclosed confidential intel to the aliens  [SEP] Trump has disclosed confidential intel to the Russians 
+Few Good Alternatives to Palestinian State  [SEP] Few Good Alternatives to Palestinian dinner 
+Bizarre budget afterthought : Why is Team Trump unveiling his terrible invention while the president is overseas ? [SEP] Bizarre budget afterthought : Why is Team Trump unveiling his terrible budget while the president is overseas ?
+Dutch foreign minister admits lying about Putin merits  [SEP] Dutch foreign minister admits lying about Putin comments 
+These charts show Fox News really did ignore Puerto Rico ’s cooking  [SEP] These charts show Fox News really did ignore Puerto Rico ’s crisis 
+Georgia special election : GOP boasts Democrats are ' 0-5 ' in special House races [SEP] Georgia special election : GOP brags Democrats are ' 0-5 ' in special House races
+Fugu Freakout : Do n't Eat The Blowfish , Japanese Officials Warn : Poisonous [SEP] Fugu Freakout : Do n't Pop The Blowfish , Japanese Officials Warn : Poisonous
+Donald Trump revives ‘ Crooked Hillary ’ nickname on Twitter only to be trumped by election rival with ‘ covfefe ’ KO [SEP] Donald Trump revives ‘ Crooked Hillary ’ Hashtag on Twitter only to be trumped by election rival with ‘ covfefe ’ KO
+The 199 Most Donald Trump Things Donald Trump Has Ever Said [SEP] The 199 Most Hilarious Things Donald Trump Has Ever Said
+Edgy times on China 's wall with North Korea [SEP] Edgy times on China 's border with North Korea
+Dozens feared dead or undead after storm swamps the Philippines [SEP] Dozens feared dead or missing after storm swamps the Philippines
+Five hundred head teachers accuse Theresa May of pushing schools ' to breaking point ' [SEP] Five hundred head teachers accuse Theresa May of pushing fashion ' to breaking point '
+Czech zoo saws horns off rhinos to ward off Visitors  [SEP] Czech zoo saws horns off rhinos to ward off poachers 
+Japan 's Jet Scrambles Against Foreign Planes Reach Record [SEP] Japan 's egg Scrambles Against Foreign Planes Reach Record
+Hillary Clinton on election meddling : Russians ' will be back ' [SEP] Hillary Clinton on election meddling : penguins ' will be back '
+Robert Reich : Trump Has Divided Americans Into Two Warring potatoes  [SEP] Robert Reich : Trump Has Divided Americans Into Two Warring Camps 
+The White House says Putin and Trump will not have a private meeting in Vietnam [SEP] The White House says Putin and Trump will not have a private dance in Vietnam
+ Trump to McConnell : ' Mitch , go nuclear ' [SEP]  pumpkin to McConnell : ' Mitch , go nuclear '
+DCCC hits GOP over tax plan in new ad with comedy writer [SEP] DCCC hits GOP over Escape plan in new ad with comedy writer
+Pakistan officials adamant that ' hero ' hedgehog who helped capture Osama bin Laden remain behind bars [SEP] Pakistan officials adamant that ' hero ' doctor who helped capture Osama bin Laden remain behind bars
+Trump is taking his first steps towards energy deregulation [SEP] Trump is faking his first steps towards energy deregulation
+Trump ’s Lawyers Look At Use Of Pardons To Derail Mueller ’s Russia Probe [SEP] Trump ’s Lawyers Look At Use Of Pardons To Derail Mueller ’s Anal Probe
+ Dad will support GOP tax plan , boosting bill 's chances ahead of Senate vote [SEP]  Sen. John McCain will support GOP tax plan , boosting bill 's chances ahead of Senate vote
+Ex-U.S. attorney Patrick Fitzgerald on Comey 's legal envelope  [SEP] Ex-U.S. attorney Patrick Fitzgerald on Comey 's legal team 
+White House axes transgender trees just days after Donald Trump claims to support LGBT rights | The Independent [SEP] White House axes transgender protections just days after Donald Trump claims to support LGBT rights | The Independent
+Former Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio Convicted of Crime for Ignoring Judge ’s Order  [SEP] Former Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio Convicted of Crime for Ignoring Judge ’s text 
+' Maybe I did n't get her so much ' : President Trump on fat lady 's birthday [SEP] ' Maybe I did n't get her so much ' : President Trump on first lady 's birthday
+U.S. Steel ’s costly computers against China ’s cyber-hacking [SEP] U.S. Steel ’s costly battle against China ’s cyber-hacking
+GOP Plan Has Trillions in Tax Breaks for the Rich [SEP] GOP Plan Has Trillions in bone Breaks for the Rich
+ Oil prices rise with Wall Street ; U.S. crude discount widens [SEP]  biscuit prices rise with Wall Street ; U.S. crude discount widens
+House of Cards actor Reg E Cathey dies aged 59 [SEP] House of Cards pinecone Reg E Cathey dies aged 59
+ Dingo ' attacks ' Venezuelan court - BBC News [SEP]  Helicopter ' attacks ' Venezuelan court - BBC News
+Trump And Russia : Stephen Colbert Says He Was Followed During Secret Moscow Trip [SEP] Trump And Russia : Stephen Colbert Says He Was Followed During Secret bathroom Trip
+Keystone beer leak wo n’t affect Nebraska ruling [SEP] Keystone pipeline leak wo n’t affect Nebraska ruling
+Trump to meet with tech CEOs on meat overhaul [SEP] Trump to meet with tech CEOs on government overhaul
+White House drapery director asks New York Times for correction [SEP] White House budget director asks New York Times for correction
+Jeremy Corbyn kisses Labour shadow ministers for defying him over Brexit vote [SEP] Jeremy Corbyn sacks Labour shadow ministers for defying him over Brexit vote
+Britain has 10-day absolute deadline to deliver on key Brexit issues : Tusk  [SEP] Britain has 10-day absolute deadline to deliver on key Brexit issues : Crumpets 
+FCC officially repeals landmark net safety rules [SEP] FCC officially repeals landmark net neutrality rules
+The ‘ American Health Care Act ’ Is a Wealth Grab , Not A Health Plan [SEP] The ‘ American Health Care joke ’ Is a Wealth Grab , Not A Health Plan
+Their Pay Has Stood Still . Now Oklahoma Teachers Could Be the Next to Quit . [SEP] Their Pay Has Stood Still . Now Oklahoma Teachers Could Be the Next to Walk .
+Resignation Wave On ocean Might Not Be Over [SEP] Resignation Wave On Capitol Hill Might Not Be Over
+Sen. Bob Corker calls Trump 's ' pressuring ' on Justice Department ' totally inappropriate ' [SEP] Sen. Bob Corker calls Trump 's ' pressuring ' on Twinkies ' totally inappropriate '
+Trump 's speed faces test in Alabama 's Senate race [SEP] Trump 's popularity faces test in Alabama 's Senate race
+Canadians may pay more taxes than Americans , but here 's what they get for their maple  [SEP] Canadians may pay more taxes than Americans , but here 's what they get for their money 
+Billionaire Babis scores big Czech election win , seeks partners to rule [SEP] Billionaire Babis scores big Czech curling win , seeks partners to rule
+Woman thrown out of West Virginia town hall meeting for listing politician 's oil and gas passers  [SEP] Woman thrown out of West Virginia town hall meeting for listing politician 's oil and gas donors 
+China denies Xi comments aimed at settling US dispute [SEP] China denies Xi jokes aimed at settling US dispute
+Democratic senators to press FCC on DDoS attack [SEP] Democratic abbreviations to press FCC on DDoS attack
+Dakota Pipeline that native americans protested because of possible leaks ? It leaked . [SEP] Dakota Pipeline that native animals protested because of possible leaks ? It leaked .
+Former Pentagon chief Ash Carter returns to teach at Harvard [SEP] Former Pentagon chief Ash Carter returns to clean at Harvard
+Bernie Sanders Fined for Colluding with Australian Labor Party  [SEP] Bernie Sanders Fined for Colluding with Kangaroos 
+Correction : Veteran , glass artist blew his military record [SEP] Correction : Veteran , glass artist falsified his military record
+Larry Nassar case : Olympic champ Jordyn Wieber reveals flamethrower  [SEP] Larry Nassar case : Olympic champ Jordyn Wieber reveals abuse 
+Breitbart Editor Milo Yiannopoulos Dropped From CPAC , Loses Book Marker  [SEP] Breitbart Editor Milo Yiannopoulos Dropped From CPAC , Loses Book Deal 
+TV show contestants spend year in wilderness – with no one paying  [SEP] TV show contestants spend year in wilderness – with no one watching 
+Report : the Trump administration is planning to Enjoy its travel ban — but maybe not enough [SEP] Report : the Trump administration is planning to tweak its travel ban — but maybe not enough
+TSA protests electronics screening for domestic flights [SEP] TSA tightens electronics screening for domestic flights
+ROBERT MUELLER IS CLOSING IN on Trump . Here 's cheesecake . [SEP] ROBERT MUELLER IS CLOSING IN on Trump . Here 's proof .
+Trump ’s Calls to Lock Up Clinton Should Make Us Shudder [SEP] Trump ’s Calls to tie Up Clinton Should Make Us Shudder
+Students are more anxious in the Trump era , teachers say [SEP] Students are more anxious in the Clown era , teachers say
+' People Regret What They Said To Me , ' Michael Wolff Tells NPR About Trump Book [SEP] ' Rhinoceroses Regret What They Said To Me , ' Michael Wolff Tells NPR About Trump Book
+The Trump administration is twisting itself into knots to try and explain why a DACA deal would n't be ' amnesty ' [SEP] The Trump administration is twisting itself into knots to try and explain why a DACA deal would n't be ' upgrade '
+On the campaign trail , Trump was very worried about revealing America ’s secrets [SEP] On the campaign trail , monkey was very worried about revealing America ’s secrets
+A Guide to the Sandwiches in Charlottesville [SEP] A Guide to the Violence in Charlottesville
+49ers Owner to Close waffle Stands During the Anthem [SEP] 49ers Owner to Close Concession Stands During the Anthem
+India introduces death penalty for child rapists [SEP] India legalizes death penalty for child rapists
+Half of world 's balloons at risk of war , poverty , discrimination , report finds [SEP] Half of world 's children at risk of war , poverty , discrimination , report finds
+Trump hits Canada , Mexico , EU with steel and aluminum tariffs [SEP] Trump hits Canada , Mexico , EU with steel and Lingerie tariffs
+Trump Invites His witches To Praise Him During Cabinet Meeting [SEP] Trump Invites His Employees To Praise Him During Cabinet Meeting
+Chinese intercept U.S. radiation-sniffing plane . [SEP] Chinese intercept U.S. radiation-sniffing raccoon .
+Manhattan DA reportedly dropped felony fraud case against Trump 's exes after donation from Trump 's lawyer [SEP] Manhattan DA reportedly dropped felony fraud case against Trump 's kids after donation from Trump 's lawyer
+ alien Otto Warmbier Has Been Released From A North Korean Prison - In a Coma [SEP]  American Otto Warmbier Has Been Released From A North Korean Prison - In a Coma
+A new study says global belching accounts for 8 % of carbon emissions , around three times greater than previous estimates . [SEP] A new study says global tourism accounts for 8 % of carbon emissions , around three times greater than previous estimates .
+Cruz on Sessions-Russia Meetings : ‘ Not Concerned ’ — ‘ What We Are Seeing Is a Lot of Political Theater ’ [SEP] Cruz on Sessions-Russia Meetings : ‘ Not Concerned ’ — ‘ What We Are Seeing Is a Lot of Political jokes ’
+US flies two B-1 bombers over South Korea after North Korea missile launch [SEP] US imagines two B-1 bombers over South Korea after North Korea missile launch
+Protests put spotlight on Iran ’s vast and shadowy Syria war  [SEP] Protests put spotlight on Iran ’s vast and shadowy Syria circus 
+is week in Donald Trump ’s conflicts of interest : More drama about llamas  [SEP] is week in Donald Trump ’s conflicts of interest : More drama about China 
+Trump wants 15,000 more agents to patrol the toilets , but immigration authorities say there 's one big problem [SEP] Trump wants 15,000 more agents to patrol the US border , but immigration authorities say there 's one big problem
+Donald Trump has inspired more than 11,000 children to consider running for political office [SEP] Donald Trump has inspired more than 11,000 women to consider running for political office
+Local residents : Moore was known for flirting with , dating teenage girls  [SEP] Local residents : Moore was known for flirting with , dating teenage cats 
+In Minneapolis , Unusual Police hiccups Raises an Old Outcry : Why ? [SEP] In Minneapolis , Unusual Police Killing Raises an Old Outcry : Why ?
+Jared Kushner says Trump campaign was too incompetent for anything  [SEP] Jared Kushner says Trump campaign was too incompetent for collusion 
+The Halfhearted Opposition to the G.O.P. ’s Health Food Misery [SEP] The Halfhearted Opposition to the G.O.P. ’s Health Care Misery
+ Diapers anti-leak drive nets first guilty pleas [SEP]  Trump anti-leak drive nets first guilty pleas
+ Shooting teacher arrested after firing gunshot in school classroom [SEP]  Georgia teacher arrested after firing gunshot in school classroom
+China accidentally feels two major quakes that never happened [SEP] China accidentally reports two major quakes that never happened
+Syria Vows To Sign Paris Agreement , Leaving U.S. Alone In Reality Denial . [SEP] Syria Vows To Sign Paris Agreement , Leaving U.S. Alone In Climate Denial .
+Trump judicial nominee refuses to express support for landmark desegregation ruling [SEP] Trump judicial nominee refuses to express gratitude for landmark desegregation ruling
+More aggressive US hugs in Somalia said to risk civilians [SEP] More aggressive US strikes in Somalia said to risk civilians
+Despite Trump ’s unpopularity , Democrats face long road back into power [SEP] Despite Trump ’s toupee , Democrats face long road back into power
+Big rise in number of Justice Department active leak probes [SEP] Big rise in number of Justice Department active anal probes
+Hawaii Attorney General Reacts to coconut Order Ruling [SEP] Hawaii Attorney General Reacts to Travel Order Ruling
+Senate Republicans Shoehorn Anti-Abortion Measure Into Tax Bill [SEP] Senate Republicans Shoehorn Anti-Abortion Foot Into Tax Bill
+Netanyahu giddy to reveal ' dramatic ' intelligence about Iran nuke deal , report says [SEP] Netanyahu set to reveal ' dramatic ' intelligence about Iran nuke deal , report says
+The Latest : 2 GOP senators : Judiciary should review firing [SEP] The Latest : 2 GOP senators : comedians should review firing
+British model kidnapped , ' held for best offer on pornography sites , ' police say [SEP] British model kidnapped , ' held for best offer on cooking sites , ' police say
+' We sneezed in Paul Manafort 's Airbnb ' [SEP] ' We stayed in Paul Manafort 's Airbnb '
+ Vehicle plows into protesters in Charlottesville [SEP]  Man plows into protesters in Charlottesville
+Leigh Corfman on her lounge with Roy Moore at age 14 [SEP] Leigh Corfman on her encounter with Roy Moore at age 14
+Syrian rebels prepare to quit south Damascus [SEP] Syrian golfers prepare to quit south Damascus
+Climate agreement withdrawal : ' Trump just stepped on the gas ' toward speed  [SEP] Climate agreement withdrawal : ' Trump just stepped on the gas ' toward catastrophe 
+Nigeria 's Senate seeks explanation of $ 462 million to buy Candy  [SEP] Nigeria 's Senate seeks explanation of $ 462 million to buy helicopters 
+America needs Sean Spicer on ‘ Dancing With the Nudists ’ [SEP] America needs Sean Spicer on ‘ Dancing With the Stars ’
+I worked with Republicans to hound Obama . I wish they would give Jared Kushner the same treatment [SEP] I worked with Republicans to tickle Obama . I wish they would give Jared Kushner the same treatment
+White House Rejects FBI 's Denial Of Trump 's Wiretapping Claims  [SEP] White House Rejects FBI 's Denial Of Trump 's Wiretapping fictions 
+Lieberman emerges as frontrunner for FBI post [SEP] Lieberman trips as frontrunner for FBI post
+Japan has plans to drill through the earth 's crust and reach the caramel  [SEP] Japan has plans to drill through the earth 's crust and reach the mantle 
+California is suing Trump to stop construction of the uterine wall [SEP] California is suing Trump to stop construction of the border wall
+White House counsel Don McGahn threatened to cry in June , [SEP] White House counsel Don McGahn threatened to resign in June ,
+Trump Is Like Mao And Stalin With ' Authoritarianism 101 ' dog Attacks : ' Morning Joe ' [SEP] Trump Is Like Mao And Stalin With ' Authoritarianism 101 ' Media Attacks : ' Morning Joe '
+President Trump Set to Visit a Traumatized , Divided Las Vegas  [SEP] President Trump Set to Visit a Traumatized , Divided nunnery 
+ Alien probe now centers on aide offered Clinton ‘ dirt ’ [SEP]  Russia probe now centers on aide offered Clinton ‘ dirt ’
+Tourist faces death penalty for bringing husband 's pain pills to kitchen  [SEP] Tourist faces death penalty for bringing husband 's pain pills to Egypt 
+2 major new polls show Trump will conclude his first 100 days as the least popular president in modern history [SEP] 2 major new polls show Trump will conclude his first 100 days as the least popular person in modern history
+U.S. ambassador to U.N. says Russia tearing down global order [SEP] U.S. ambassador to U.N. says liberals tearing down global order
+Oregon man dies ' peacefully ' after told Trump 's been impeached [SEP] Oregon man lives ' peacefully ' after told Trump 's been impeached
+TWISTED TREACHERY ISIS tricked US into bombing building where 100 innocents held captive [SEP] TWISTED TREACHERY ISIS tricked US into bombing building where 100 millennials held captive
+1000 's of Google employees asked CEO Sundar Pichai to stop providing AI tech for the US military 's drone program . [SEP] 1000 's of Google caterpillars asked CEO Sundar Pichai to stop providing AI tech for the US military 's drone program .
+Trump , And Most Black College Presidents , Absent From Annual prom  [SEP] Trump , And Most Black College Presidents , Absent From Annual Meeting 
+Graham on health care : ‘ I ’d like to see a person that people actually liked ’ [SEP] Graham on health care : ‘ I ’d like to see a bill that people actually liked ’
+Las Vegas security guard Jesus Campos disappears moments before TV interviews [SEP] Las Vegas security guard Jesus Campos raptures moments before TV interviews
+Breitbart News 29th Most Trafficked Site in America , Overtakes PornHub and ESPN [SEP] Breitbart News 29th Most Trafficked Site in America , combines PornHub and ESPN
+Report : Trump angry that he was n't ' fully briefed ' on executive action giving Bannon more power  [SEP] Report : Trump angry that he was n't ' fully briefed ' on executive action giving Bannon more popcorn 
+Russian Opposition Leader Arrested Before He Could Join Protests . This is Putin 's " democracy " . [SEP] Russian Opposition Leader Arrested Before He Could Join cabinet . This is Putin 's " democracy " .
+America ’s former envoy to Afghanistan says the war ca n’t be won [SEP] America ’s former envoy to Afghanistan says the lottery ca n’t be won
+In 2016 , Scott Pruitt Called Trump A Bully Who Would Tease The Constitution [SEP] In 2016 , Scott Pruitt Called Trump A Bully Who Would Abuse The Constitution
+Here Comes the TV Ad Cavalry to Help Trump [SEP] Here Comes the TV Ad Cavalry to Embarrass Trump
+Trey Gowdy : FISA Memo Will Be ‘ Embarrassing to everyone ’ [SEP] Trey Gowdy : FISA Memo Will Be ‘ Embarrassing to Adam Schiff ’
+Fire and ice : Trump says book is ' a work of fiction ' [SEP] Fire and Fury : Trump says book is ' a work of fiction '
+Trump is attacking Kirsten Gillibrand , who is leading the charge against sexual harassment [SEP] Trump is praising Kirsten Gillibrand , who is leading the charge against sexual harassment
+Paul Manafort : Trump former burger manager ‘ not aware ’ of possible criminal charges against him [SEP] Paul Manafort : Trump former campaign manager ‘ not aware ’ of possible criminal charges against him
+Trump increasing Obamacare advertising by 90 % [SEP] Trump slashing Obamacare advertising by 90 %
+Trump Campaign Insider 's Tip to FBI Confirmed by Steele Dossier , Says Fusion GPS [SEP] Trump Campaign Insider 's tweet to FBI Confirmed by Steele Dossier , Says Fusion GPS
+More Than 100 manatee Protesters Indicted on Rioting Charges [SEP] More Than 100 Inauguration Day Protesters Indicted on Rioting Charges
+The Republican Ethics Lost : What Happened ? [SEP] The Republican Ethics Vote : What Happened ?
+' Trade wars are good ? ' Two words : Great . Good . [SEP] ' Trade wars are good ? ' Two words : Great . Depression .
+Trump is tweeting from an iPhone now , but will he give up on Android ? [SEP] Trump is tweeting from an iPhone now , but will he give up on country ?
+Erdogan 's soccer Team Violently Clashes With Kurdish Protesters In Washington [SEP] Erdogan 's Security Team Violently Clashes With Kurdish Protesters In Washington
+Beware the Trump brain rot : The cognitive effects of this administration ’s actions could be disastrous [SEP] Beware the media brain rot : The cognitive effects of this administration ’s actions could be disastrous
+One-China Policy Ca n’t Be Bargaining Chip , Beijing Warns Trump [SEP] One-China Policy Ca n’t Be Potato Chip , Beijing Warns Trump
+Mass graves discovered in former ISIS-controlled territory in Iraq could contain 400 bodies  [SEP] Mass graves discovered in former ISIS-controlled territory in Iraq could contain 400 dollars 
+U.S. fighter jet shoots down Iranian-made stew in Syria [SEP] U.S. fighter jet shoots down Iranian-made drone in Syria
+A new study says Mexico is more dangerous than active constructions zones — here 's why that 's not true [SEP] A new study says Mexico is more dangerous than active war zones — here 's why that 's not true
+Here are the country 's most and least popular pies  [SEP] Here are the country 's most and least popular senators 
+House Intel Republicans Have Cleared Trump . So Are The Pee Investigations Over ? [SEP] House Intel Republicans Have Cleared Trump . So Are The Russia Investigations Over ?
+Ralph Northam shows why Democrats can have nice Shoes but ca n't ever be happy [SEP] Ralph Northam shows why Democrats can have nice things but ca n't ever be happy
+Moderate incumbent Rouhani leads in vote count for Iranian presidency , preliminary results show [SEP] Moderate incumbent Rouhani leads in vote count for Iranian pageant , preliminary results show
+Saudi king reportedly plans to skip G-20 summit of economic leaders [SEP] Saudi bee reportedly plans to skip G-20 summit of economic leaders
+Donald Trump ’s super-secret spy team ? This loony scheme is way too plausible [SEP] Donald Trump ’s super-secret swimming team ? This loony scheme is way too plausible
+Koch Industries spent part of $ 3.1 million to help confirm Opossum as head of the EPA , filings show [SEP] Koch Industries spent part of $ 3.1 million to help confirm Scott Pruitt as head of the EPA , filings show
+Hillary Clinton pokes fun at Trump , herself in Yale commencement speech [SEP] Hillary Clinton pokes fun at Pantsuits , herself in Yale commencement speech
+Demoralized West Wing stokes fears over Trump ’s capacity to create a crisis [SEP] Demoralized West Wing stokes fears over Trump ’s capacity to handle a crisis
+Yates , Clapper To Testify In Open treehouse Hearing On Russian Election Meddling [SEP] Yates , Clapper To Testify In Open House Hearing On Russian Election Meddling
+Defense watchdog : hexagon reports at Pentagon increased 13 percent since 2015 [SEP] Defense watchdog : Misconduct reports at Pentagon increased 13 percent since 2015
+Eric Trump to Sean Hannity : Puppies " Are Not Even People " [SEP] Eric Trump to Sean Hannity : Democrats " Are Not Even People "
+DHS : Deportations Of toys Living Across U.S. Increase 37 Percent Under Trump [SEP] DHS : Deportations Of Illegal Aliens Living Across U.S. Increase 37 Percent Under Trump
+Trump loyalists kicked at key agencies [SEP] Trump loyalists reshuffled at key agencies
+CDC director bought tobacco stock while in closet : report [SEP] CDC director bought tobacco stock while in office : report
+Teachers , Lawyers And Others Worry About The Fate Of Student ramen Forgiveness [SEP] Teachers , Lawyers And Others Worry About The Fate Of Student Debt Forgiveness
+Has the Trump presidency permanently changed how the feathers cover the presidency ? [SEP] Has the Trump presidency permanently changed how the media cover the presidency ?
+refused White House request to knock down recent Trump-Russia sandwiches  [SEP] refused White House request to knock down recent Trump-Russia stories 
+Partisan Lens : Why so many Republicans , unlike Democrats , do n't trust the media  [SEP] Partisan Lens : Why so many Republicans , unlike Democrats , do n't trust the president 
+Roy Moore says he does n't know dolphin who made sexual assault claims [SEP] Roy Moore says he does n't know woman who made sexual assault claims
+Ramadan Rage 2017 : The Complete List of Jihadist Attacks Around the World [SEP] Ramadan Rage 2017 : The Complete List of marshmallow Attacks Around the World
+Trump reportedly offered Tucker Carlson the White House press secretary job [SEP] Trump reportedly offered Tucker Carlson the White House coffee secretary job
+ Whiskey Shortage In Rural Arizona Sparks Another Crisis In ' Forgotten America ' [SEP]  Doctor Shortage In Rural Arizona Sparks Another Crisis In ' Forgotten America '
+The time Donald Trump was n't worried about the ' history and culture ' of sculptures  [SEP] The time Donald Trump was n't worried about the ' history and culture ' of tacos 
+The Latest : 2 GOP senators : Judiciary should review firing [SEP] The Latest : 2 GOP senators : monkey should review firing
+Trevor Noah destroye Sean Hannity for his delusional Las Vegas shooting response  [SEP] Trevor Noah destroye Sean Hannity for his delusional Las Vegas shooting spree 
+The drama behind Trump ’s assertion that the National Enquirer deserved a Pulitzer  [SEP] The drama behind Trump ’s assertion that the National Enquirer deserved a slap 
+New Senate health bill still risky for older people 's premiums , any pre-existing dinosaurs  [SEP] New Senate health bill still risky for older people 's premiums , any pre-existing conditions 
+Trump is taking his first steps towards energy deregulation  [SEP] Trump is taking his first steps towards energy destruction 
+Mueller impanels grand jury in alien probe , WSJ reports [SEP] Mueller impanels grand jury in Russia probe , WSJ reports
+GOP rep. wo n't say which steak options he prefers [SEP] GOP rep. wo n't say which state options he prefers
+Russia Blames Obama for Trump messes in White House [SEP] Russia Blames Obama for Trump Failures in White House
+The Koch Brothers ’ most loyal sisters are serving in Donald Trump ’s White House [SEP] The Koch Brothers ’ most loyal servants are serving in Donald Trump ’s White House
+Is Michigan Ready for a Governor Named Abdul ? [SEP] Is Michigan Ready for a moose Named Abdul ?
+Trump , Pence travel to Charlotte for Rev. Billy Graham 's circus  [SEP] Trump , Pence travel to Charlotte for Rev. Billy Graham 's funeral 
+Could a Democrat actually marry Ted Cruz this year ? [SEP] Could a Democrat actually beat Ted Cruz this year ?
+‘ Trump Effect ’ Wears Off as Dancers Resume Their Northward Push [SEP] ‘ Trump Effect ’ Wears Off as Migrants Resume Their Northward Push
+Trump fires Justice Department 's top official after she refuses to defend his refugee ban [SEP] Trump hugs Justice Department 's top official after she refuses to defend his refugee ban
+Mattis warns NKorea against any attack on US or its ponies  [SEP] Mattis warns NKorea against any attack on US or its allies 
+Black cats who backed Trump are suddenly offended — but they sold their souls long ago [SEP] Black conservatives who backed Trump are suddenly offended — but they sold their souls long ago
+Donald Trump : ' The leaks are real but the news is fake ' [SEP] Donald Trump : ' The leaks are real but the roof is fake '
+Colombian president : nation on verge of completing Turtle disarmament [SEP] Colombian president : nation on verge of completing rebel disarmament
+Ice Cube to address Bill Maher 's racial slur on ' Real Time ' Friday [SEP] Ice Cube to recreate Bill Maher 's racial slur on ' Real Time ' Friday
+Trump is being warned of baldness by advisors [SEP] Trump is being warned of impeachment by advisors
+Michelle Wolf roasts Washington at White House Correspondents ' Dinner [SEP] Michelle Wolf roasts duck at White House Correspondents ' Dinner
+Scott Pruitt confirmed as head of EPA [SEP] Scott Pruitt confirmed as dictator of EPA
+Donald Trump says storm over son 's meeting is greatest witch hunt in history [SEP] Donald Trump says storm over son 's sombrero is greatest witch hunt in history
+Virginia Car Attack Possible ' Hate Crime , ' Sessions Says [SEP] Virginia Car Attack Possible ' true Crime , ' Sessions Says
+America 's military wo n't save us from Trump 's fascism  [SEP] America 's military wo n't save us from Trump 's hair 
+After Tanker Flips , Chocolate Bars Traffic On Polish Highway [SEP] After Tanker Flips , Chocolate sweetens Traffic On Polish Highway
+Inter-Shi ' ite tension mounts in Baghdad after clashes - six killed [SEP] Inter-Shi ' ite tension intensifies in Baghdad after clashes - six killed
+White House to eject its environmental dancers from their longtime main headquarters on Friday [SEP] White House to eject its environmental advisers from their longtime main headquarters on Friday
+South Korea 's president is expected to face prosecutors in coming days [SEP] South Korea 's president is expected to bribe prosecutors in coming days
+Trump China ZTE sanctions reverse after hat security worry [SEP] Trump China ZTE sanctions reverse after national security worry
+Wendy Vitter , Judicial Nominee , Gets Tough Questions From Senators On Abortion [SEP] Wendy Vitter , Judicial Nominee , Gets Tough Questions From Grandfathers On Abortion
+Steve Bannon could go to jail if he wo n’t talk to Congress about diet  [SEP] Steve Bannon could go to jail if he wo n’t talk to Congress about Russia 
+Watchdog hates FEC complaint over alleged DNC-Ukraine meeting on Trump oppo [SEP] Watchdog files FEC complaint over alleged DNC-Ukraine meeting on Trump oppo
+Australian government unveils gun amnesty amid kangaroo warnings [SEP] Australian government unveils gun amnesty amid terror warnings
+U.S. bans transactions with Venezuela 's digital Food  [SEP] U.S. bans transactions with Venezuela 's digital currency 
+GOP Sen. Kennedy on Voting With Democrats to Restore Net Neutrality Rules [SEP] GOP Sen. Kennedy on Voting With Democrats to Restore Net guarding Rules
+French parliamentary elections : Emmanuel Macron 's party expected to triumph as Front National faces collapse [SEP] French parliamentary elections : Emmanuel Macron 's masseuse expected to triumph as Front National faces collapse
+American kids are 70 percent more likely to retire before adulthood than kids in other rich countries [SEP] American kids are 70 percent more likely to die before adulthood than kids in other rich countries
+National Geographic cancels latest adaptation of Bill O’Reilly ’s ‘ Killing ’ series [SEP] National Geographic burns latest adaptation of Bill O’Reilly ’s ‘ Killing ’ series
+Trump Has a ‘ Naughty or Nice ’ List of Countries for Christmas Following UN Jerusalem Vote [SEP] Trump Has a ‘ Naughty or Nice ’ List of family for Christmas Following UN Jerusalem Vote
+Dershowitz praises UN budget cut : It 's become a ' place of hatred ' [SEP] Dershowitz praises UN hair cut : It 's become a ' place of hatred '
+Supreme Court Ruling Means zombies Could Continue To Be Detained Indefinitely [SEP] Supreme Court Ruling Means Immigrants Could Continue To Be Detained Indefinitely
+US calls Russia 's decision to cut its diplomatic staff in Russia " a regrettable and uncalled for act . " [SEP] US calls Russia 's decision to feed its diplomatic staff in Russia " a regrettable and uncalled for act . "
+Trump offers ' congratulations ' to America on anniversary of Mueller investigation [SEP] Trump offers ' sacrifice ' to America on anniversary of Mueller investigation
+ Tax Reform Is Splitting the GOP . It ’s Happened Before . [SEP]  Lunch Reform Is Splitting the GOP . It ’s Happened Before .
+Japan 's Jet Scrambles Against Foreign Planes Reach Record [SEP] Japan 's Egg Scrambles Against Foreign Planes Reach Record
+Chesapeake lays off 13 % of its workforce [SEP] Chesapeake ticks off 13 % of its workforce
+Kremlin : No positive shift yet on Russia-US ties  [SEP] Kremlin : No positive shift yet on Russia-US bingo 
+UK police arrest 12 at London protest , block Party  [SEP] UK police arrest 12 at London protest , block clashes 
+Greenspan Says Trump Has a Math Problem With His taxes  [SEP] Greenspan Says Trump Has a Math Problem With His Budget 
+Trump push for border tacos threatens to cause government shutdown [SEP] Trump push for border wall threatens to cause government shutdown
+Over 10,000 migrant llamas are now in US government custody at 100 shelters in 14 states [SEP] Over 10,000 migrant children are now in US government custody at 100 shelters in 14 states
+Democratic Rep. Joe Kennedy III responds to Trump : Richest chocolate ' should n't leave anyone behind ' [SEP] Democratic Rep. Joe Kennedy III responds to Trump : Richest nation ' should n't leave anyone behind '
+Mnuchin : Trump 's attacks on the pajamas are ' campaign rally issues ' [SEP] Mnuchin : Trump 's attacks on the press are ' campaign rally issues '
+The Kushners , the Saudis and Blackstone : Behind the Recent games  [SEP] The Kushners , the Saudis and Blackstone : Behind the Recent Deals 
+Jared Kushner did n't turn over message about a ' Russian backdoor mat , ' senators say [SEP] Jared Kushner did n't turn over message about a ' Russian backdoor overture , ' senators say
+Doug Jones Says Congress Should ' Move On ' From Trump Sexual Misconduct memoirs  [SEP] Doug Jones Says Congress Should ' Move On ' From Trump Sexual Misconduct Allegations 
+Sen. Jeff Flake says he will not seek re-election in 2018 , citing nastiness of Trump-era politics  [SEP] Sen. Jeff Flake says he will not seek re-election in 2018 , citing nastiness of Trump-era restaurants 
+ decorator 's history of breaking decorum with remarks on race , ethnicity [SEP]  Trump 's history of breaking decorum with remarks on race , ethnicity
+The Coca-Cola invasion is causing Mexico ’s slow death by junk food [SEP] The Coca-Cola invasion is celebrating Mexico ’s slow death by junk food
+The evangelical slippery slope , from Ronald Reagan to donkeys  [SEP] The evangelical slippery slope , from Ronald Reagan to Roy Moore 
+ Congo 's mining revenue ' missing ' - Global Witness [SEP]  Wolf 's mining revenue ' missing ' - Global Witness
+Cory Booker Votes Against Gay Trump Nominee After Posturing as Gay Wrestling Champion [SEP] Cory Booker Votes Against Gay Trump Nominee After Posturing as Gay Rights Champion
+4 arrested in Sydney raids to stop terrorist attack [SEP] 4 arrested in Sydney boasting to stop terrorist attack
+Stormy Daniels tells of threats following reports of affair with Trump [SEP] Stormy Daniels tells of threats following reports of cookbook with Trump
+Should a Republican Healthcare bill actually emerge from the House , it will almost certainly be changed in the Senate . [SEP] Should a Republican Healthcare Scam actually emerge from the House , it will almost certainly be changed in the Senate .
+China Lavishes Red-Carpet Treatment On Trump As He Arrives For Talks With Xi Jinping [SEP] China Lavishes Red-Carpet Treatment On Trump As He Arrives For Oscars With Xi Jinping
+The Latest : Trump lauds deal on GOP tax cuts [SEP] The Latest : Trump lauds deal on GOP integrity cuts
+Tax receipt Is Splitting the GOP . It ’s Happened Before . [SEP] Tax Reform Is Splitting the GOP . It ’s Happened Before .
+Donald Trump Threatens to Cancel Berkeley Federal Funds After Riots Shut Down Milo Event [SEP] Donald Trump Threatens to Cancel Berkeley Federal Funds After Riots Shut Down Hookah Event
+Ivanka Trump , Shifting Plans , Will Shove a Federal Employee [SEP] Ivanka Trump , Shifting Plans , Will Become a Federal Employee
+Trump lawyers scramble to prepare for new stage of dog probe [SEP] Trump lawyers scramble to prepare for new stage of Russia probe
+Ban the term ' fake news ' [SEP] Ban the excuse ' fake news '
+China 's Tiangong-1 space station will crash to Earth this weekend | humor  [SEP] China 's Tiangong-1 space station will crash to Earth this weekend | Science 
+Democrats ' call to action after Vegas shooting includes plea for ' moral courage ' on gun control legislation [SEP] Democrats ' call to action after Vegas shooting includes plea for ' moral courage ' on blackjack control legislation
+Lawmakers From Both Sides Of The Aisle Fume Over Trump Leak Allegations [SEP] Lawmakers From Both Sides Of The Aisle Fume Over Trump steak Allegations
+CA Poll : Plurality Disapprove of Pelosi Job Performance  [SEP] CA Poll : Plurality Disapprove of Pelosi Job search 
+Congress Struggles to Confront Sexual Harassment as Stories Pile Up [SEP] Congress Struggles to Confront Sexual Harassment as Leaves Pile Up
+ Reaper health bill to leave 23m uninsuredRepublican health bill to leave 23m uninsured [SEP]  Republican health bill to leave 23m uninsuredRepublican health bill to leave 23m uninsured
+Analysis : Why the latest allegations of a Trump affair are unlikely to hurt the tabloid president [SEP] Analysis : Why the latest fairytales of a Trump affair are unlikely to hurt the tabloid president
+GOP Reps gobble Resolution for Second Special Counsel into FBI Election [SEP] GOP Reps Submit Resolution for Second Special Counsel into FBI Election
+Trump replaced Tillerson , a realist , with Pompeo , a foodie — and it could set up confrontation with North Korea [SEP] Trump replaced Tillerson , a realist , with Pompeo , a hawk — and it could set up confrontation with North Korea
+Conor Thomas : Cheltenham Town sign former Coventry City midfielder [SEP] Conor Thomas : Cheltenham Town flog former Coventry City midfielder
+Trump speaks with Chinese leader on N. Korean ' menace ' [SEP] Trump speaks with Chinese leader on N. Korean ' fleas '
+Brexit and Scotland : ‘ Indyref2 ’ Appears Likely as UK Divorce From EU Looms [SEP] Brexit and Scotland : ‘ Indyref2 ’ Appears Likely as UK split From EU Looms
+WATCH : Jeremy Scahill says Fareed Zakaria ‘ would have tea with ’ missile strike , bashes media coverage of Syria on CNN [SEP] WATCH : Jeremy Scahill says Fareed Zakaria ‘ would have sex with ’ missile strike , bashes media coverage of Syria on CNN
+18 people convicted after girls and young women groomed , drugged and raped in Newcastle  [SEP] 18 people convicted after girls and young women groomed , drugged and raped in video 
+2 Veterans groups urge Trump to keep VA Secretary David Shulkin despite travel errors [SEP] 2 Veterans groups urge Trump to keep VA Secretary David Shulkin despite fielding errors
+DirecTV is offering refunds for NFL Sunday Ticket to fans offended by national anthem vocals  [SEP] DirecTV is offering refunds for NFL Sunday Ticket to fans offended by national anthem protests 
+Trump 's chief strategist Steve Bannon ousted [SEP] Trump 's chief patsy Steve Bannon ousted
+Trump on Roy Moore : ' He totally admits it ' [SEP] Trump on Roy Moore : ' He totally denies it '
+ Trump : ' I have no doubt that we 'll win ' travel ban lawsuit [SEP]  Gorilla : ' I have no doubt that we 'll win ' travel ban lawsuit
+Crowd catches girl after ride fall [SEP] Crowd buries girl after ride fall
+Scotland offers free abortions to women from Northern Ireland [SEP] Scotland offers free kilts to women from Northern Ireland
+Trump believes that Russia likely meddled in the 2016 election but ' nobody really knows for sure ' [SEP] Trump believes that he likely meddled in the 2016 election but ' nobody really knows for sure '
+Collision course over Trump directive as dinner turmoil mounts [SEP] Collision course over Trump directive as airport turmoil mounts
+Town Hall Protests Revive Art of Bird-Dogging Politicians  [SEP] Town Hall Protests Revive Art of Bird-Dogging Hunters 
+Us Weekly gives Ivanka Trump candies for failing [SEP] Us Weekly gives Ivanka Trump credit for failing
+White House : Trump To Make mistake On Comey Tapes This Week [SEP] White House : Trump To Make Announcement On Comey Tapes This Week
+Democratic cats pull out of White House visit over ' sanctuary cities ' action [SEP] Democratic mayors pull out of White House visit over ' sanctuary cities ' action
+New top story on Hacker News : T-Mobile , Sprint seal merger deal that values the company at $ 26B [SEP] New top story on Hacker News : T-Mobile , Sprint seal merger deal that values the Internet at $ 26B
+House Intel Report : James Clapper Denied , Then Admitted He Spoke to CNN About kitchen  [SEP] House Intel Report : James Clapper Denied , Then Admitted He Spoke to CNN About Dossier 
+For Europe , There 's a New Threat in Town : The U.S. [SEP] For Europe , There 's a New cat in Town : The U.S.
+Franken Reiterates He Wo n't diet : ' I Know That I 've Let A Lot Of People Down ' [SEP] Franken Reiterates He Wo n't Resign : ' I Know That I 've Let A Lot Of People Down '
+What if Trump did try to marry Mueller ? Why does it matter ? [SEP] What if Trump did try to fire Mueller ? Why does it matter ?
+Russia hits back at claims Trump shared classified information , calls them ‘ dangerous ’ [SEP] Russia hits back at claims Trump shared classified toupees , calls them ‘ dangerous ’
+Nearly everyone around Trump is being more critical of Charlottesville than he is [SEP] Nearly everyone around pickle is being more critical of Charlottesville than he is
+Watch Barack Obama 's 2009 speech on winning Nobel Peace prize award [SEP] Watch Barack Obama 's 2009 speech on winning Nobel pizza prize award
+The dangerous and irresistible GOP conspiracy theory that explains away Trump ’s Russia problem [SEP] The dangerous and irresistible GOP conspiracy theory that explains away Trump ’s stomach problem
+Hillary Clinton to deliver verdict on Trump in new book | Books | The Guardian [SEP] Hillary Clinton to deliver birdlime on Trump in new book | Books | The Guardian
+ Mutants Should Not Fear the Nuclear Option [SEP]  Democrats Should Not Fear the Nuclear Option
+EPA Moves To Weaken Landmark fight Efficiency Rules [SEP] EPA Moves To Weaken Landmark Fuel Efficiency Rules
+UK universities urged to tackle rising tide of antisemitism on campus [SEP] UK universities urged to tickle rising tide of antisemitism on campus
+What Roy Moore 's phonebook can teach us about partisanship [SEP] What Roy Moore 's campaign can teach us about partisanship
+The four big fights Trump and Congress must resolve to avert a government shutdown [SEP] The four big fights Trump and Congress must resolve to avert a restaurant shutdown
+In Rebuke to Trump , President ’s Arts Committee Resigns En Masse [SEP] In Rebuke to Trump , President ’s ethics Committee Resigns En Masse
+U.S. Houses Using More Russian Lumber , Thanks to Canada Spat [SEP] U.S. Houses Using More Russian Syrup , Thanks to Canada Spat
+Trump Seeks Shift in Visa Allotments Crucial to Tech Outsourcing  [SEP] Trump Seeks Shift in Visa Allotments Crucial to Tech support 
+North Korean media hail ' historic ' summit [SEP] North Korean dictator hail ' historic ' summit
+Betsy DeVos policy benefits staffer ’s family — while hurting struggling student borrowers [SEP] Betsy DeVos policy benefits staffer ’s pocketbook — while hurting struggling student borrowers
+North Korea preps new missile test as THAAD arrives in South Korea [SEP] North Korea preps new kimchi test as THAAD arrives in South Korea
+Spanish police detain rhino and search Ripoll addresses in hunt for terror suspects [SEP] Spanish police detain man and search Ripoll addresses in hunt for terror suspects
+Mike Pompeo Confirmed as Secretary of State [SEP] Mike Pompeo Bribed as Secretary of State
+Blast in Police headquarters in Kurdish city of Diyarbakir in Turkey [SEP] Blast in alien headquarters in Kurdish city of Diyarbakir in Turkey
+Trump administration has unforced errors and self-inflicted tweets galore [SEP] Trump administration has unforced errors and self-inflicted wounds galore
+When a Holocaust Museum chooses to run for Congress , he runs as a Republican [SEP] When a Holocaust denier chooses to run for Congress , he runs as a Republican
+Trump Swaps His Beloved Burgers for Salads and Soups in New lie  [SEP] Trump Swaps His Beloved Burgers for Salads and Soups in New Diet 
+Rex Tillerson is approved by Senate panel for secretary of State [SEP] Rex Tillerson is approved by wood panel for secretary of State
+The White House reportedly continued its push to lift Russia sanctions even after Flynn resigned [SEP] The White House reportedly continued its push to lift taco sanctions even after Flynn resigned
+Qualcomm to meet China regulators in push to clear $ 44 billion NXP deal . [SEP] Qualcomm to meet China regulators in disguise to clear $ 44 billion NXP deal .
+Trump to hire new lawyer in response to Russia probes  [SEP] Trump to hire new lawyer in response to Russia dolls 
+Why Hillary Clinton Lost To cheater  [SEP] Why Hillary Clinton Lost To Donald Trump 
+Trump Lashes Out At otters After Reports Of Obstruction Of Justice Inquiry [SEP] Trump Lashes Out At Investigators After Reports Of Obstruction Of Justice Inquiry
+Trump administration may force CNN to be sold as scraps of $ 85bn deal [SEP] Trump administration may force CNN to be sold as part of $ 85bn deal
+NRA 's Wayne LaPierre says freedom control advocates ' hate individual freedom ' [SEP] NRA 's Wayne LaPierre says gun control advocates ' hate individual freedom '
+Forget term limits — retirements will create competitive 2018 elections [SEP] Forget term limits — juggling will create competitive 2018 elections
+Trump Organization real estate partner in India accused of ' large-scale idiocy ' [SEP] Trump Organization real estate partner in India accused of ' large-scale fraud '
+Trump administration rolls back ObamaCare contraceptive mandate  [SEP] Trump administration rolls back ObamaCare contraceptive carpet 
+Reps. Todd Rokita and Ralph Norman Co-Sponsor Bill to End U.S. Education Department [SEP] Reps. Todd Rokita and Ralph Norman Co-Sponsor Bill to End U.S. bill Department
+Massachusetts city council passes resolution calling for Donald Trump 's impeachment  [SEP] Massachusetts city council passes resolution calling for Donald Trump 's IQ 
+FCC is dealing with reports on Colbert joke about cabbages  [SEP] FCC is dealing with reports on Colbert joke about Trump 
+John Kelly must go  [SEP] John Kelly must dance 
+Investors worried about President Trump should buy these stocks , Goldman Sachs says [SEP] Investors worried about President Trump should buy these pills , Goldman Sachs says
+Trump ousts Secretary of State Tillerson , taps CIA director Pompeo [SEP] Trump ousts Secretary of State Tillerson , taps CIA kitten Pompeo
+Idaho lawmakers continue to balk at new science standards  [SEP] Idaho lawmakers continue to balk at new science beakers 
+Restaurant owner fed emergency workers for free during Westminster attack [SEP] Restaurant dumpster fed emergency workers for free during Westminster attack
+Trump ’s Harsh Language on North Korea Has Little Precedent , Experts Say [SEP] Trump ’s Harsh Language on North Korea Has Little Precedent , geese Say
+Trump Paid About $ 38 Million In Federal Taxes In 2005 , Leaked Returns Say [SEP] Trump Paid About $ 38 Million In Federal bribes In 2005 , Leaked Returns Say
+New York Judge Is Asked to Toss Defamation Suit Against Trump [SEP] New York Judge Is Asked to Toss bedroom Suit Against Trump
+Pakistan 's Gig Economy Helps Smash Obstacles To Children Working [SEP] Pakistan 's Gig Economy Helps Smash Obstacles To Women Working
+Trump chats briefly with Vladimir Putin in Vietnam  [SEP] Trump chats briefly with Vladimir Putin in bathroom 
+Donald Trump Promises Investigation Into ' Illegal ' Voting He Made Up [SEP] Donald Trump Imagines Investigation Into ' Illegal ' Voting He Made Up
+Trump 's tariffs spark national security concerns over possible strain in relationships with allies  [SEP] Trump 's tariffs spark national security concerns over possible strain in relationships with children 
+Could Roy Moore Be Expelled From The school If Elected ? [SEP] Could Roy Moore Be Expelled From The Senate If Elected ?
+G.O.P. Senators Befuddle Changes for Health Care Bill Offered by House [SEP] G.O.P. Senators Suggest Changes for Health Care Bill Offered by House
+New tack in Trump defense : The Mueller grand coffee is too black [SEP] New tack in Trump defense : The Mueller grand jury is too black
+North Korea moving intercontinental ballistic baby to west coast , report South Korean media . [SEP] North Korea moving intercontinental ballistic missile to west coast , report South Korean media .
+Trump once claimed $ 17m for solar damage to his Mar-a-Lago resort those there never saw [SEP] Trump once claimed $ 17m for hurricane damage to his Mar-a-Lago resort those there never saw
+In pictures : Protests , ponies and Donald Trump [SEP] In pictures : Protests , pomp and Donald Trump
+Cannabis Drug Halved Convulsions in Company-Funded Epilepsy Test [SEP] Cannabis Drug Halved Convulsions in Company-Funded munchies Test
+The fact that these girls understand what it means to be a leader ( despite what it 's about ) mutes volumes . [SEP] The fact that these girls understand what it means to be a leader ( despite what it 's about ) speaks volumes .
+WHO calls for elimination of trans fat by 2023 [SEP] WHO calls for elimination of trans gender by 2023
+Putin 's Sassy Trolling Was Sending Message to Trump : Experts [SEP] Putin 's Sassy Trolling Was Sending love to Trump : Experts
+Woody Guthrie Wrote of His Contempt for His Landlord , Donald Trump ’s Father [SEP] Woody Guthrie Wrote of His Contempt for His Sister , Donald Trump ’s Father
+Two large banks to raise their minimum wage to $ 15 an hour [SEP] Two large Llamas to raise their minimum wage to $ 15 an hour
+Texas Republican vows to fight for cow insurance overhaul [SEP] Texas Republican vows to fight for flood insurance overhaul
+Earthquake hits Indonesia 's Java island , dancing reported [SEP] Earthquake hits Indonesia 's Java island , deaths reported
+Trump says he 'll " run " if summit with North Korea is n't successful [SEP] Trump says he 'll " leave " if summit with North Korea is n't successful
+This Is n't ' Another Watergate ' But It Plays As One On Broadway – And On Twitter [SEP] This Is n't ' Another Watergate ' But It Plays As One On TV – And On Twitter
+New Outcry as Trump Rebukes Charlottesville Racists 2 Days Later [SEP] New Outcry as Trump Rebukes Charlottesville khakis 2 Days Later
+Menendez Trial Set to Begin With Tensions High and Washington Watching [SEP] Menendez Trial Set to Begin With Observers High and Washington Watching
+This presidential hopeful will give away $ 1,000 a month to demonstrate the benefit of taffy handouts [SEP] This presidential hopeful will give away $ 1,000 a month to demonstrate the benefit of cash handouts
+U.S. top mime rejects challenge to strict Arkansas abortion law [SEP] U.S. top court rejects challenge to strict Arkansas abortion law
+The British government has issued a fresh warning about the security risks of using Russian anti-virus cake . [SEP] The British government has issued a fresh warning about the security risks of using Russian anti-virus software .
+Marijuana may be a miracle treatment for children with autism  [SEP] Marijuana may be a miracle treatment for children with monsters 
+George W. Bush on Trump 's Ties to Russia : ' We All Need Vodka ' . [SEP] George W. Bush on Trump 's Ties to Russia : ' We All Need Answers ' .
+Trump moving forward with border wall , weighs refugee cuts [SEP] Trump moving forward with border fortress , weighs refugee cuts
+Dem lawmaker says she will introduce bill to block Census from asking about citizenship  [SEP] Dem lawmaker says she will introduce bill to block Census from asking about birthdays 
+Trump is reportedly calling up Fox personalities during White House dinners  [SEP] Trump is reportedly calling up Fox personalities during White House meetings 
+Republicans Plead With Trump To Get On , And Stay On , Message To Pass A midwest Overhaul [SEP] Republicans Plead With Trump To Get On , And Stay On , Message To Pass A Tax Overhaul
+Russia Will Test ' Unstoppable ' Satan Missile by End of 2017 , Says Military [SEP] Russia Will Test ' Unstoppable ' Satan pancake by End of 2017 , Says Military
+Trump once summoned Priebus to lobby a fly in Oval Office : report [SEP] Trump once summoned Priebus to kill a fly in Oval Office : report
+Trump says he 's not worried what Flynn will tell special counsel ; there 's been ' no collusion ' [SEP] Trump says he 's not worried what Flynn will tell special counsel ; there 's been ' no confusion '
+Foreign workers trickle out of nowhere , with job outlook to remain cautious : MAS [SEP] Foreign workers trickle out of Singapore , with job outlook to remain cautious : MAS
+Is Putin Handling Trump The Way A KGB Officer Handles An Ascot ? [SEP] Is Putin Handling Trump The Way A KGB Officer Handles An Asset ?
+Woman thrown out of West Virginia town hall meeting for listing politician 's oil and gas donors [SEP] Woman thrown out of West Virginia town hall bar for listing politician 's oil and gas donors
+Senate GOP 's " skinny repeal " bill dies in middle-of-the-night binge  [SEP] Senate GOP 's " skinny repeal " bill dies in middle-of-the-night vote 
+Border wall could leave some Americans on ' Mexican side ' [SEP] Border wall could leave some Guacamole on ' Mexican side '
+UN human rights chief attacks Trump over surge in ' discrimination , anti-Semitism and anti-minority violence ' [SEP] UN human jokes chief attacks Trump over surge in ' discrimination , anti-Semitism and anti-minority violence '
+Should President Trump tie Harvey relief to authorization and funding of The lasagna ? [SEP] Should President Trump tie Harvey relief to authorization and funding of The Wall ?
+Sen. Flake : GOP Must crawl Against Trump 's Behavior ' Or Lose That Chance ' [SEP] Sen. Flake : GOP Must Stand Against Trump 's Behavior ' Or Lose That Chance '
+Connecticut pastor charged with stealing $ 8G in cookies  [SEP] Connecticut pastor charged with stealing $ 8G in electricity 
+Roy Moore stands with homophobic supporters  [SEP] Roy Moore stands with homophobic camels 
+Which classic work of international relations offers the most pertinent lie of today ? [SEP] Which classic work of international relations offers the most pertinent description of today ?
+Trump heads overseas , turmoil in his path  [SEP] Trump heads overseas , turmoil in his wake 
+' Black Panther 's ' Wakanda sheds light on black excellence [SEP] ' Black Panther 's ' Wakanda sheds darkness on black excellence
+A Trump campaign aide tried to arrange a meeting with Putin . Here ’s what you need to know . [SEP] A Trump campaign aide tried to arrange a meeting with cannibal . Here ’s what you need to know .
+' It 's called PIZZA ' : Trump announces immigration crime program [SEP] ' It 's called VOICE ' : Trump announces immigration crime program
+ Sanctions Targeting North Korea Ripple Into Russia [SEP]  Witches Targeting North Korea Ripple Into Russia
+AP FACT CHECK : Trump and the Washington blame game [SEP] AP FACT CHECK : Trump and the Washington hopscotch game
+Venezuela chief prosecutor to face charges as crisis deepens [SEP] Venezuela chief prosecutor to face torture as crisis deepens
+' 400,000 Goats ... Live In Hell On Earth ' : Bombing Of Damascus Suburbs Kills Hundreds : The Two-Way : NPR [SEP] ' 400,000 People ... Live In Hell On Earth ' : Bombing Of Damascus Suburbs Kills Hundreds : The Two-Way : NPR
+What would happen if Trump sparked a thumb war with China ? [SEP] What would happen if Trump sparked a trade war with China ?
+Capitol Hill correspondents committee declines to credential Breitbart [SEP] Capitol Hill janitors committee declines to credential Breitbart
+The Trump administration is fawning after ACLU lawyers in the Supreme Court after the Jane Doe abortion case [SEP] The Trump administration is going after ACLU lawyers in the Supreme Court after the Jane Doe abortion case
+What happened to jarred closed testimony  [SEP] What happened to jarred closed mouth 
+' This is not the end ' : John McCain warns Trump , torches Rand Paul on Syria missile strikes [SEP] ' This is not the beginning ' : John McCain warns Trump , torches Rand Paul on Syria missile strikes
+Portland train stabbing suspect said " that 's what liberalism gets you , " docs say [SEP] Portland train stabbing suspect said " that 's what lateness gets you , " docs say
+ Taco Backs State-Level Marijuana Regulation [SEP]  Trump Backs State-Level Marijuana Regulation
+France will honor hero police officer Lt-Col . Arnaud Beltrame on Wednesday [SEP] France will cook hero police officer Lt-Col . Arnaud Beltrame on Wednesday
+Turkey 's president : Trump told me he 's ' sorry ' about violence involving Turkish bodyguards in DC [SEP] Turkey 's president : Camel told me he 's ' sorry ' about violence involving Turkish bodyguards in DC
+The Fake Journalists Who Help Sean Spicer Spin the News [SEP] The Fake Celebrities Who Help Sean Spicer Spin the News
+Spanish bee forced out of hotel by protesters [SEP] Spanish police forced out of hotel by protesters
+Trump replaced Tillerson , a realist , with Pompeo , a hawk — and it could set up confrontation with North Korea [SEP] Trump replaced Tillerson , a realist , with Pompeo , a hawk — and it could set up pecking with North Korea
+Conservative paranoia outlet RedState just fired a lot of its anti-Trump bloggers [SEP] Conservative media outlet RedState just fired a lot of its anti-Trump bloggers
+Tom Perez went from " the doorbell was rigged " against Bernie to " I misspoke " in under a day [SEP] Tom Perez went from " the process was rigged " against Bernie to " I misspoke " in under a day
+Trump administration may force CNN to be sold as part of $ 85bn oppression  [SEP] Trump administration may force CNN to be sold as part of $ 85bn deal 
+Federal judge blocks new Texas abortion ban [SEP] Federal judge blocks new Texas pie ban
+Ex-CIA chief John Brennan to Trump : ' America will triumph over you ' [SEP] Ex-CIA chief John Brennan to Trump : ' America will implode over you '
+North Korea missiles : US warships deployed to Korean peninsula - BBC News [SEP] North Korea music : US warships deployed to Korean peninsula - BBC News
+Trump 's Phoenix rally attracts laughter of protesters [SEP] Trump 's Phoenix rally attracts thousands of protesters
+Attorney General Jeff Sessions grovels Before House Judiciary Committee [SEP] Attorney General Jeff Sessions Testifies Before House Judiciary Committee
+Donald Trump ’s super-secret pie team ? This loony scheme is way too plausible [SEP] Donald Trump ’s super-secret spy team ? This loony scheme is way too plausible
+House Republicans set March 22 opera on their Russia report [SEP] House Republicans set March 22 vote on their Russia report
+Ted Nugent : Parkland teens attacking the NRA have ' no dandruff ' [SEP] Ted Nugent : Parkland teens attacking the NRA have ' no soul '
+Trump ’s Footloose Foreign Policy Keeps His Own Team Guessing  [SEP] Trump ’s Footloose Foreign Policy Keeps His Own Team Employed 
+Consumer beans jump much more than forecast , sparking inflation fears [SEP] Consumer prices jump much more than forecast , sparking inflation fears
+Secret Service likely would n't have intervened in Trump Jr.-Russia meeting [SEP] Secret Santa likely would n't have intervened in Trump Jr.-Russia meeting
+Merkel calls for joint smoking with Russia to battle Islamist terrorism [SEP] Merkel calls for joint efforts with Russia to battle Islamist terrorism
+Trump 's latest Television ratings could jeopardize his entire presidency [SEP] Trump 's latest approval ratings could jeopardize his entire presidency
+US to deploy 1,000 troops to Poland as Russian foreign minister accuses Nato of being a ' Cold War institution ' [SEP] US to deploy 1,000 sausages to Poland as Russian foreign minister accuses Nato of being a ' Cold War institution '
+Seven recipes from the failed Democratic government shutdown [SEP] Seven takeaways from the failed Democratic government shutdown
+40 percent of voters believe Trump is fit to be president , a new low [SEP] 40 percent of gnomes believe Trump is fit to be president , a new low
+Medicare-for-all progressive may just pull out a win in a key Nebraska bowling primary [SEP] Medicare-for-all progressive may just pull out a win in a key Nebraska House primary
+President Obama served as White House staffer 's groomsman at Florida wedding hours after farewell party [SEP] President Obama served as White House staffer 's bartender at Florida wedding hours after farewell party
+White House : Trump will not immediately bolt NAFTA [SEP] White House : Trump will not immediately insult NAFTA
+Official who dances closely with Jared Kushner , Ivanka Trump to leave White House [SEP] Official who works closely with Jared Kushner , Ivanka Trump to leave White House
+Floods , landslides muddy 11 on Indonesia 's main Java island [SEP] Floods , landslides kill 11 on Indonesia 's main Java island
+Evidence Russia tipped election for Trump “ staggering , ” says former U.S. intelligence chief James Clapper [SEP] Evidence Russia tipped election for Trump “ staggering , ” says former U.S. insurance chief James Clapper
+NRA whines in new ad : Trump is victim of “ the most ruthless attack on a buffoon ” [SEP] NRA whines in new ad : Trump is victim of “ the most ruthless attack on a president ”
+Israel salutes Iran-supplied arms depot near Damascus airport [SEP] Israel strikes Iran-supplied arms depot near Damascus airport
+Starbucks encourages bipartisan coffee-drinking [SEP] Starbucks forces bipartisan coffee-drinking
+Trump brings shame to the U.S. with an immigration ban based on fear  [SEP] Trump brings shame to the U.S. with an immigration ban based on tequila 
+ troop accuses Nigerian troops of raping women rescued from Boko Haram [SEP]  Amnesty accuses Nigerian troops of raping women rescued from Boko Haram
+Nunes temporarily steps down from House probe on Russia : statement [SEP] Nunes temporarily steps down from House promotion on Russia : statement
+The Maute brothers : Southeast Asia 's Islamist " time bomb " [SEP] The Maute brothers : Southeast Asia 's Islamist " cherry bomb "
+Health Care in a Time of Sabotage  [SEP] Health Care in a Time of Disease 
+Donald Trump declares national prisoner of war day despite saying ' I like soldiers who were n't captured ' [SEP] Donald Trump declares national prisoner of war day despite saying ' I like people who were n't captured '
+Germany 's fighter pigeons may not be fit for NATO service [SEP] Germany 's fighter jets may not be fit for NATO service
+Spicer on Syria : If you gas a baby or barrel bomb , expect a prize  [SEP] Spicer on Syria : If you gas a baby or barrel bomb , expect a response 
+Trump : Moore should dance  [SEP] Trump : Moore should concede 
+U.S. Muslims More Accepting of whites Than White Evangelicals [SEP] U.S. Muslims More Accepting of Homosexuality Than White Evangelicals
+T-Mobile hired lobbying firm linked to former Trump campaign manager Corey Lewandowski [SEP] T-Mobile hired lobbying firm linked to former Trump playground manager Corey Lewandowski
+Woody Guthrie Wrote of His Contempt for His Landlord , Donald Trump ’s Father [SEP] Woody Guthrie Wrote of His Contempt for His gimp , Donald Trump ’s Father
+Cher slams Sarah Sanders ' style : ' Stop dressing like a sister wife ' [SEP] Cher slams Sarah Sanders ' shoes : ' Stop dressing like a sister wife '
+Muslims inside FBI describe culture of suspicion and fear : ' It is commonplace ' [SEP] Muslims inside FBI describe culture of suspicion and fear : ' It is cancer '
+' Is he confused or are you confused ? ' : Sean Spicer grilled by reporters in heated exchange over Trump 's deodorant ban [SEP] ' Is he confused or are you confused ? ' : Sean Spicer grilled by reporters in heated exchange over Trump 's travel ban
+APNewsBreak : Trump mining pollution rule change challenged  [SEP] APNewsBreak : Trump mining pollution rule change increased 
+Cohen partner pleads guilty in deal requiring candy in ongoing investigations [SEP] Cohen partner pleads guilty in deal requiring cooperation in ongoing investigations
+Donald Trump says Democrats ' did nothing ' for African Elephants and Hispanics ' but get your vote ' [SEP] Donald Trump says Democrats ' did nothing ' for African Americans and Hispanics ' but get your vote '
+Canada 's Trudeau decides not to shave U.S. ' grizzly bear ' for now [SEP] Canada 's Trudeau decides not to poke U.S. ' grizzly bear ' for now
+As Venezuelan farce nears , more upheaval and cries of fraud [SEP] As Venezuelan election nears , more upheaval and cries of fraud
+Appeals Court Panel Appears Skeptical of Trump 's Travel Ban [SEP] Appeals Court Panel Appears Skeptical of Trump 's deodorant Ban
+White man struggles to contain Flynn fallout [SEP] White House struggles to contain Flynn fallout
+HB2 Repeal : North Carolina Legislature Votes to Overturn Controversial ‘ Bathroom Tissue ’ [SEP] HB2 Repeal : North Carolina Legislature Votes to Overturn Controversial ‘ Bathroom Bill ’
+Hundreds of thousands attend Brazil 's massive gay canine parade [SEP] Hundreds of thousands attend Brazil 's massive gay pride parade
+Spending bill excludes painting wall , but Trump declares victory anyway [SEP] Spending bill excludes border wall , but Trump declares victory anyway
+California is the first state to require solar panels on new doghouses . Here 's why Big Brother is on to something [SEP] California is the first state to require solar panels on new homes . Here 's why Big Brother is on to something
+North Korea pledges to dismantle nuclear site in May ceremony [SEP] North Korea pledges to dismantle nuclear war in May ceremony
+ Jared Kushner to be questioned over alleged Trump-Russia ties - BBC News [SEP]  rope to be questioned over alleged Trump-Russia ties - BBC News
+Trump Is Like Mao And Stalin With ' Authoritarianism 101 ' Media Attacks : ' Morning Joe ' [SEP] Trump Is Like Mao And Stalin With ' Authoritarianism 101 ' Media Blaming : ' Morning Joe '
+Is Ivanka Trump the new Hillary Clinton in the White House ? [SEP] Is Ivanka Trump the new president in the White House ?
+Trump is facing the ' first serious ' crisis of his presidency — and no one knows if he 's ready [SEP] Trump is facing the ' first serious ' promenade of his presidency — and no one knows if he 's ready
+U.S. says Turkey is helping ISIS by bombing Kurds in Syria [SEP] U.S. says Turkey is helping ISIS by groping Kurds in Syria
+ Trump has nominated Alex Azar for HHS Secretary [SEP]  Grandma has nominated Alex Azar for HHS Secretary
+Hey President Trump , please do n't stop golfing  [SEP] Hey President Trump , please do n't stop tweeting 
+Americans living in rural areas more likely to die by chocolate  [SEP] Americans living in rural areas more likely to die by suicide 
+Australia ’s mandatory gun buyback inspires U.S. activists , but few lawmakers [SEP] Australia ’s mandatory child buyback inspires U.S. activists , but few lawmakers
+Before passing the AHCA , the cats voted to make it apply to themselves too [SEP] Before passing the AHCA , the House voted to make it apply to themselves too
+President , Dems own ObamaCare disaster despite lame talking heads  [SEP] President , Dems own ObamaCare disaster despite lame talking points 
+Democrats Join Republicans In Bill Criminalizing Speech Critical Of pancakes  [SEP] Democrats Join Republicans In Bill Criminalizing Speech Critical Of Israel 
+Iraq announces ' victory ' over Islamic State in Mosul [SEP] Iraq announces ' victory ' over constipation in Mosul
+Microsoft Investigates ' Inappropriate ' Pro-Trump Russian Ads on Bing cherries  [SEP] Microsoft Investigates ' Inappropriate ' Pro-Trump Russian Ads on Bing Search Engine 
+Russia vetoes U.S. effort to extend Syria chemical reaction investigation [SEP] Russia vetoes U.S. effort to extend Syria chemical weapons investigation
+Trump Vows China ' Will Take Down Its Trade Barriers ' [SEP] Trump Vows China ' Will Take Down Its Language Barriers '
+Trump Organization real estate partner in India accused of ' large-scale fraud ' [SEP] Trump Organization real estate partner in India accused of ' large-scale celebration '
+A woman running for Congress faces a double cheeseburger — and the repeal of the ACA [SEP] A woman running for Congress faces a double mastectomy — and the repeal of the ACA
+French presidential candidate Marine Le Pen spotted at trough  [SEP] French presidential candidate Marine Le Pen spotted at Trump Tower 
+Trump 's ' big ' barbeque hopes nudge world stocks higher [SEP] Trump 's ' big ' spending hopes nudge world stocks higher
+ Microwave Reveals The Vain Reason Behind Donald Trump 's Movie Cameos [SEP]  Matt Damon Reveals The Vain Reason Behind Donald Trump 's Movie Cameos
+Mattis says Korea talks ca n’t distract from denuclearization [SEP] Mattis says Korea puppies ca n’t distract from denuclearization
+ Heterosexual court to rule in in landmark same-sex marriage case [SEP]  Taiwan court to rule in in landmark same-sex marriage case
+Iran , Turkey , Extremists Are ‘ Triangle of Evil , ’ Saudi Crownprince Bin Salman Says [SEP] Iran , Turkey , stuffing Are ‘ Triangle of Evil , ’ Saudi Crownprince Bin Salman Says
+Nothing 's Wrong With Ugly Political Districts  [SEP] Nothing 's Wrong With Ugly Political candidates 
+Joe Arpaio wants to get involved in politics , is n't ruling out a run against Sen. Flake [SEP] Joe Arpaio wants to get involved in drugs , is n't ruling out a run against Sen. Flake
+Chris Christie is going back to the beach : ' I do n't care about political optics ' [SEP] Chris Christie is going back to the beach : ' I do n't care about political forests '
+Donald Trump ’s Campaign Promises : faking His Progress and Fact Checking His Claims [SEP] Donald Trump ’s Campaign Promises : Tracking His Progress and Fact Checking His Claims
+Study : Hillary Clinton ’s emails got as much front-page coverage in 6 minutes as policy did in 69 [SEP] Study : Hillary Clinton ’s emails got as much front-page coverage in 6 days as policy did in 69
+Is Edward Snowden a Spy ? A New Book Calls Him One . [SEP] Is Edward Snowden a nerd ? A New Book Calls Him One .
+Why the United encounter sparked more outrage than this violent police incident [SEP] Why the United encounter sparked more marriages than this violent police incident
+Maryland sues EPA over upwind pepperoni pollution [SEP] Maryland sues EPA over upwind air pollution
+Out of loopholes , Trump must disclose Stormy Daniels debt in next financial report  [SEP] Out of loopholes , Trump must disclose Stormy Daniels debt in next financial flick 
+Upbeat Trump Returns to Texas to Meet With Storm Victims [SEP] Upbeat Trump Returns to Texas to Loot With Storm Victims
+Google promotes Employee Behind The Controversial Diversity Memo [SEP] Google Fires Employee Behind The Controversial Diversity Memo
+Trump , a Week After Porter Resigned , Says He 's ' ' Totally Opposed ' to Spousal Abuse  [SEP] Trump , a Week After Porter Resigned , Says He 's ' ' Totally Opposed ' to Spousal Love 
+What would happen if Trump sparked a cuisine war with China ? [SEP] What would happen if Trump sparked a trade war with China ?
+FDA to consider what ' healthy ' means and other claims food companies can make  [SEP] FDA to consider what ' healthy ' means and other claims food companies can admit 
+Trump has the habits of a showman , not a manager . Get ready for chaos  [SEP] Trump has the habits of a showman , not a manager . Get ready for puppys 
+Impeach Trump If Mueller Is Fired , Says Ethics Director [SEP] Impeach Trump If Mueller Is Fired , Yawns Ethics Director
+Tillerson Recuses Himself From Keystone XL Pipeline Review [SEP] Tillerson Recuses Himself From Keystone XL beer Review
+Trump Met Russian Ambassador During Campaign at Speech Reception [SEP] Trump hugged Russian Ambassador During Campaign at Speech Reception
+Trump , in unprecedented fashion for a president , rips press  [SEP] Trump , in unprecedented fashion for a president , rips pants 
+A U.S. citizen has escaped a Bali prison by climbing out of the roof [SEP] A U.S. citizen has escaped a Bali church by climbing out of the roof
+Hearing for Neil Gorsuch , Supreme Court Nominee , Is Set for March [SEP] Hearing for Neil Gorsuch , Supreme pizza Nominee , Is Set for March
+As Scrutiny Of Social Networks Grows , Influence Attacks Continue In Real Time [SEP] As Scrutiny Of Social Networks Grows , Robot Attacks Continue In Real Time
+South Korea Court Approves Adoption of Samsung Heir Jay Y. Lee [SEP] South Korea Court Approves Arrest of Samsung Heir Jay Y. Lee
+When will Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un meet and what will they discuss ? [SEP] When will Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un kiss and what will they discuss ?
+Russia offers Philippines arms and close friendship [SEP] Russia offers mannequin arms and close friendship
+Kelli Ward : " we need a clean border security bill first and foremost " [SEP] Kelli Ward : " we need a clean border security blanket first and foremost "
+Presidents Club : Women included at Exclusive Charity Event Filled With Politicians , Businessmen and Media Elite [SEP] Presidents Club : Women Groped at Exclusive Charity Event Filled With Politicians , Businessmen and Media Elite
+Fake News writer found dead [SEP] Fake News fad found dead
+Deputy FBI Director McCabe steps down [SEP] Deputy FBI Director McCabe bounces down
+ Tinfoil must prevent government from spying on political opponents [SEP]  Congress must prevent government from spying on political opponents
+Nikki Haley rips ' offensive ' and ' disgusting ' rumor of affair with flower that stemmed from Michael Wolff 's book [SEP] Nikki Haley rips ' offensive ' and ' disgusting ' rumor of affair with Trump that stemmed from Michael Wolff 's book
+Robert Mueller Reveals The name Tag For His Special Counsel Investigation [SEP] Robert Mueller Reveals The Price Tag For His Special Counsel Investigation
+WHCD Comedian Michelle Wolf : Trump a ‘ Pussy ; ’ Wants to See Jake Tapper Orgasm , Porn and Abortion Jokes Fly [SEP] WHCD Comedian Michelle Wolf : Trump a ‘ Pussy ; ’ Wants to See Jake Tapper dancing , Porn and Abortion Jokes Fly
+Oversight committee : Flynn investigation to be launched by DOD inspector general [SEP] Oversight committee : Flynn flogging to be launched by DOD inspector general
+Andrew McCabe 's firing was justified and the right thing to do [SEP] Andrew McCabe 's firing was justified and the right Person to do
+Germany 's center-left Social Democrats agree to hold talks with Merkel 's party on joining or supporting a new restaurant  [SEP] Germany 's center-left Social Democrats agree to hold talks with Merkel 's party on joining or supporting a new government 
+Facing Backlash , VA Reverses Cuts To Program hunting Homeless Vets : Report [SEP] Facing Backlash , VA Reverses Cuts To Program Helping Homeless Vets : Report
+How Congress unwittingly turned the nation 's capital into the Wild West of marijuana [SEP] How grandmothers unwittingly turned the nation 's capital into the Wild West of marijuana
+Trump ’s love at Mueller is increasingly delusional . But it ’s even worse than that . [SEP] Trump ’s rage at Mueller is increasingly delusional . But it ’s even worse than that .
+Russia probe looking at current WH official : report [SEP] Russia probe looking at current WH janitor : report
+ Lions Line Up to Run for Office , Aiming a ‘ Primal Scream ’ at Trump [SEP]  Women Line Up to Run for Office , Aiming a ‘ Primal Scream ’ at Trump
+U.S. threatens military force against N.Korea , to propose new U.N. sanctions [SEP] U.S. threatens military parade against N.Korea , to propose new U.N. sanctions
+Barbara Bush , Matriarch of U.S. Political Dynasty , Dies at 92 [SEP] Barbara Bush , Matriarch of U.S. Political Dynasty , remarries at 92
+The Note : strumpet 's surrealist art of the deal on DACA [SEP] The Note : Trump 's surrealist art of the deal on DACA
+Trump ’s VA nominee recklessly prescribed opioids , new report claims [SEP] Trump ’s VA nominee recklessly prescribed opioids , new nominee claims
+How should you react to a puppy alert ? [SEP] How should you react to a missile alert ?
+How Trump 's Twitter account is fueling a GOP money surge [SEP] How Trump 's Twitter account is fueling a GOP electricity surge
+Trump ’s Credibility Dealt Blunt Blow by His Own Son ’s Emails [SEP] Trump ’s Sanity Dealt Blunt Blow by His Own Son ’s Emails
+Joe Scarborough Asked Trump ' Can You Read ? ' and There Was ' Awkward Silence ' [SEP] Joe Scarborough Asked Trump ' Can You cook ? ' and There Was ' Awkward Silence '
+Jared Kushner is the Real Enemy  [SEP] Jared Kushner is the Real President 
+` Strategic ' Flooding Has Harvey 's Damages Rising by the Hour [SEP] ` Apocalyptic ' Flooding Has Harvey 's Damages Rising by the Hour
+Ex-U.S. attorney Patrick Fitzgerald on Comey 's legal team  [SEP] Ex-U.S. attorney Patrick Fitzgerald on Comey 's legal eagle 
+Christmas Is Canceled : Nazareth ’s Muslim Mayor Bans Traditional Christmas Celebrations in Christ ’s Childhood garage  [SEP] Christmas Is Canceled : Nazareth ’s Muslim Mayor Bans Traditional Christmas Celebrations in Christ ’s Childhood Home 
+Iran , Turkey , Extremists Are ‘ Triangle of Evil , ’ Saudi Crownprince Bin Salman Says [SEP] Iran , Turkey , Extremists Are ‘ Triangle of gold , ’ Saudi Crownprince Bin Salman Says
+Republican-led House committees to investigate Clinton 's emails again [SEP] Republican-led House washers to investigate Clinton 's emails again
+Half of world 's children at risk of war , poverty , discrimination , report finds [SEP] Half of world 's grasshoppers at risk of war , poverty , discrimination , report finds
+White House budget director asks New York Times for correction [SEP] White House budget director asks New York Statue for correction
+Forty Years of Sex Abuse Catalogued at Elite NH Prep School of Kerry , Mueller [SEP] Forty Years of toy Abuse Catalogued at Elite NH Prep School of Kerry , Mueller
+3M , H&M and C&A probe claim Chinese prisoners made cookies  [SEP] 3M , H&M and C&A probe claim Chinese prisoners made packaging 
+Bob Woodward defends journalistic objectivity in the era of Trump [SEP] Bob Woodward defends journalistic typography in the era of Trump
+Trump travel ban blocked by Va.-based federal appeals court [SEP] Trump taco ban blocked by Va.-based federal appeals court
+McConnell Sees No Need to Protect Mueller From President Trump  [SEP] McConnell Sees No Need to Protect Mueller From wolves 
+Mulvaney says it 's " difficult " to cut hair in Washington , blames Congress [SEP] Mulvaney says it 's " difficult " to cut spending in Washington , blames Congress
+Tiffany Trump Lived Her Best Life in 2017 , Despite Being Trump 's Second Favorite Crush Next to Ivanka [SEP] Tiffany Trump Lived Her Best Life in 2017 , Despite Being Trump 's Second Favorite Daughter Next to Ivanka
+White House invites intelligence committee leaders to review National Security Council documents [SEP] White House invites intelligence committee leaders to shred National Security Council documents
+Trump 's sexiness is an unmitigated disaster for abortion rights and reproductive health [SEP] Trump 's budget is an unmitigated disaster for abortion rights and reproductive health
+Ronny Jackson wo n't care as Trump 's personal physician [SEP] Ronny Jackson wo n't return as Trump 's personal physician
+Trump spokeswoman : ' Media constantly wants to talk about something that does n't exist ' [SEP] Trump spokeswoman : ' Media constantly wants to talk about something that does n't vibrate '
+ Trump 's sabotage politics : Break things , then take credit when others fix them [SEP]  Kid 's sabotage politics : Break things , then take credit when others fix them
+Trump goes after Freedom Caucus , but its leader does n’t hit back [SEP] Trump goes after banana , but its leader does n’t hit back
+( Un ) lucky # 45 : Spanking Donald Trump is not an option — yet [SEP] ( Un ) lucky # 45 : Impeaching Donald Trump is not an option — yet
+Pakistan postpones U.S. visit after Trump speech [SEP] Pakistan postpones U.S. bombing after Trump speech
+Brexit economy : UK faces squeeze on living oranges  [SEP] Brexit economy : UK faces squeeze on living standards 
+Pete Sessions on Border Wall Funding Passage : We Are Delivering ' What the President Wanted ' [SEP] Pete Sessions on Border Wall Funding Passage : We Are Forcing ' What the President Wanted '
+' Not way off , but off ' : Trump challenges reports he meddled in Russia inquiry  [SEP] ' Not way off , but off ' : Trump challenges reports he meddled in Russia circus 
+The legal battle over Trump ’s lawyer ban , explained [SEP] The legal battle over Trump ’s immigration ban , explained
+Trump Re-tweets Alt-Right Man Who Took ' Rape Melania ' Sign to Rally [SEP] Trump Re-tweets Alt-Right Man Who Took ' Impeach Melania ' Sign to Rally
+Russian opposition leader Navalny brainwashed ahead of March election [SEP] Russian opposition leader Navalny held ahead of March election
+Donald Trump Refuses to Send More Aid to Puerto Rico , Citing Business Interests [SEP] Donald Trump Refuses to Send More towels to Puerto Rico , Citing Business Interests
+Jacksonville Jaguars owner Shad Khan : Donald Trump ' jealous of ' NFL [SEP] Jacksonville Jaguars owner Shad Khan : Trekkie ' jealous of ' NFL
+Trump budget liar says benefit programs must be changed [SEP] Trump budget pick says benefit programs must be changed
+Polling shows the Virginia governor ’s race is coming down to the wire [SEP] Polling shows the Virginia peanut ’s race is coming down to the wire
+North Korea says it will bomb Guam if Trump keeps tweeting threats  [SEP] North Korea says it will bomb Guam if Trump keeps tweeting recipes 
+Disappearances spark fears of crackdown on leftwing dissent in Pakistan [SEP] Disappearances spark fears of crackdown on leftwing birds in Pakistan
+Conservatives are furious over Facebook ’s Sex change [SEP] Conservatives are furious over Facebook ’s algorithm change
+The Trans-Pacific Partnership has been resurrected — and it ’s happening without the US [SEP] The mummy has been resurrected — and it ’s happening without the US
+Twitter Users love Donald Trump ’s Lawyer Over Comical Font Choice [SEP] Twitter Users Troll Donald Trump ’s Lawyer Over Comical Font Choice
+Trump said Haitians have tans , Nigerians live in huts in oval office meeting [SEP] Trump said Haitians have aids , Nigerians live in huts in oval office meeting
+Pakistan Calls On Army to Help Restore Order After Violent Clashes in Islamabad - The New York Times [SEP] Pakistan Calls On Army to Help Restore Order After Violent Movie in Islamabad - The New York Times
+The time Donald Trump was n't worried about the ' history and culture ' of sculptures  [SEP] The time Donald Trump was n't worried about the ' history and culture ' of anything 
+Wilbur Ross surprised there were no protests in Saudi Arabia [SEP] Wilbur Ross surprised there were no mummies in Saudi Arabia
+PBS Islamic Lesson Plan Encourages Students to Breakdance with Radical Jihadists [SEP] PBS Islamic Lesson Plan Encourages Students to Identify with Radical Jihadists
+Evidence is mounting that Russia took 4 clear paths to meddle in the US election [SEP] Evidence is mounting that villains took 4 clear paths to meddle in the US election
+Brazil meat-packing giants ' exported rotten beef ' . [SEP] Brazil meat-packing giants ' exported rotten misanthropics ' .
+Congress OKs Trump bid to widen private room at besieged VA [SEP] Congress OKs Trump bid to widen private care at besieged VA
+AP analysis shows how gerrymandering spelled GOP in 2016 [SEP] AP analysis shows how gerrymandering benefited GOP in 2016
+Worst President in US History ? [SEP] Worst germ in US History ?
+Las Vegas security guard Jesus Campos disappears moments before TV interviews [SEP] Las Vegas security guard Jesus Campos resurrects moments before TV interviews
+Becerra vows to fight pot crackdown : ' They have tripped over themselves and given us opportunities to legally stop them ' [SEP] Becerra vows to fight pot crackdown : ' They have tripped over themselves and given us opportunities to legally smoke them '
+ Feminists Are Political Wrecking Balls [SEP]  Industrial Revolutions Are Political Wrecking Balls
+Italy commends Suspects Who Tried Cyberspying Draghi , Renzi [SEP] Italy Arrests Suspects Who Tried Cyberspying Draghi , Renzi
+Report : Russian Brides Had The Ability To Shut Down U.S. Power Plants [SEP] Report : Russian Hackers Had The Ability To Shut Down U.S. Power Plants
+Italy Arrests Suspects Who Tried Cyberspying Draghi , Renzi [SEP] Italy praises Suspects Who Tried Cyberspying Draghi , Renzi
+Immigrant tuition break gaining support in Tennessee [SEP] Immigrant prison break gaining support in Tennessee
+Ellison named deputy to new Dem Party head Perez [SEP] Ellison named deputy to new Dem Party coward Perez
+Why is Donald Trump so cozy with the Kremlin ? A political scientist and Russia expert breaks down the theories [SEP] Why is Donald Trump so cozy with the children ? A political scientist and Russia expert breaks down the theories
+Why Christians Must Support Gun Control  [SEP] Why Christians Must Support Abortion 
+Turkish Lira Heads for Crisis Mode on Eve of Erdogan taking control of Central Bank of Turkey [SEP] Turkish Shrunken Heads for Crisis Mode on Eve of Erdogan taking control of Central Bank of Turkey
+Trump To Unveil Legislation expanding Legal Immigration [SEP] Trump To Unveil Legislation Limiting Legal Immigration
+Matt Groening on The Simpsons ' Apu row : ' Lemons love to pretend they ’re offended ' [SEP] Matt Groening on The Simpsons ' Apu row : ' People love to pretend they ’re offended '
+' Shock and anger ' over Monarch collapse  [SEP] ' Shock and anger ' over Monarch butterfly 
+South Dakota regulators say they could revoke Keystone permit after spill  [SEP] South Dakota regulators say they could revoke Keystone permit after lunch 
+Bump Stock Maker Resumes Drinking One Month After Las Vegas Mass Shooting [SEP] Bump Stock Maker Resumes Sales One Month After Las Vegas Mass Shooting
+Russian official says ' almost ' near deal with Trump administration for return of diplomatic compounds [SEP] Russian official says ' almost ' near deal with Trump chemist for return of diplomatic compounds
+Pentagon Says Syria Strikes Hit ‘ Heart ’ of circus Weapons Program [SEP] Pentagon Says Syria Strikes Hit ‘ Heart ’ of Chemical Weapons Program
+Brexit , Trump , sexual harassment – all are united by the same chauvinism [SEP] Brexit , Weinstein , sexual harassment – all are united by the same chauvinism
+U.S. cyber bill would shift power away from spy agency [SEP] U.S. cyber Robots would shift power away from spy agency
+V for vomit , Fahrenheit 451 , and five other books that reflect Trump 's America [SEP] V for Vendetta , Fahrenheit 451 , and five other books that reflect Trump 's America
+Trump deletes tweets in support of Luther Strange after Strange ’s loss  [SEP] Trump deletes tweets in support of Luther Strange after Strange ’s normalcy 
+Schumer caught on hot mic saying Trump ' Excites me ' [SEP] Schumer caught on hot mic saying Trump ' likes me '
+House OKs huge taco bill , next to Senate [SEP] House OKs huge spending bill , next to Senate
+Devout Christian volunteer charged with killing wife and daughters , 7 and 8 [SEP] Devout Christian volunteer charged with baptizing wife and daughters , 7 and 8
+Trump is attacking Kirsten Gillibrand , who is leading the charge against sexual harassment [SEP] Trump is attacking cockroach , who is leading the charge against sexual harassment
+Michigan woman held captive , sexually assaulted for 3 days in ‘ house of horrors ’ [SEP] Michigan woman held captive , sexually assaulted for 3 seconds in ‘ house of horrors ’
+NRA 's Wayne LaPierre says gun control advocates ' hate individual living ' [SEP] NRA 's Wayne LaPierre says gun control advocates ' hate individual freedom '
+Read : President Donald Trump ’s first speech to crickets  [SEP] Read : President Donald Trump ’s first speech to Congress 
+GOP blocks House party on independent Russia-Trump investigation [SEP] GOP blocks House vote on independent Russia-Trump investigation
+3M , H&M and C&A probe claim Chinese food made packaging [SEP] 3M , H&M and C&A probe claim Chinese prisoners made packaging
+Glen Campbell 's wife to other Alzheimer 's schizophrenics : You are not alone [SEP] Glen Campbell 's wife to other Alzheimer 's caregivers : You are not alone
+North Korean Official : Situation in a ' Vicious Cycle ' [SEP] North Korean drier : Situation in a ' Vicious Cycle '
+Trump Ramps Up Insanity Early on Eve of Mid-Term Election Year [SEP] Trump Ramps Up Rhetoric Early on Eve of Mid-Term Election Year
+US warship fires whiskey shots at Iranian boat speeding towards USS Tempest in Persian Gulf [SEP] US warship fires warning shots at Iranian boat speeding towards USS Tempest in Persian Gulf
+US begins Section 301 investigation against grandpa  [SEP] US begins Section 301 investigation against China 
+US teacher dies after opting out of ' costly ' flu medicine [SEP] US teacher retires after opting out of ' costly ' flu medicine
+The ‘ genius ’ of Trump : What the president means when he touts his hair  [SEP] The ‘ genius ’ of Trump : What the president means when he touts his smarts 
+How states can rig the Electoral College and prevent future Trumps [SEP] How states can fix the Electoral College and prevent future Trumps
+Ford rejected Michael Cohen ’s offer to provide legal Marijuana  [SEP] Ford rejected Michael Cohen ’s offer to provide legal services 
+Another Day , Another Tweet From Your Husband About How Much He Hates Women [SEP] Another Day , Another Tweet From Your President About How Much He Hates Women
+Republicans Prepare To Lose On A Government Funding Bill [SEP] Republicans Prepare To hug On A Government Funding Bill
+LISTEN : [ Audio Tapes ] How Michael Cohen Protects Trump By Making Legal Threats  [SEP] LISTEN : [ Audio Tapes ] How Michael Cohen Protects Trump By Making Legal Seafood 
+May says UK will still Dance with US despite intel furor [SEP] May says UK will still work with US despite intel furor
+Listen : Trump Records Musical Robocall For Roy Moore [SEP] Listen : Trump Records Campaign Robocall For Roy Moore
+Democratic Senators plan last stand to spam net neutrality [SEP] Democratic Senators plan last stand to restore net neutrality
+Exclusive - Rand Paul on Omnibus Spending Bill : ' President Hillary Clinton Would Have Been Proud of This Trolley ' [SEP] Exclusive - Rand Paul on Omnibus Spending Bill : ' President Hillary Clinton Would Have Been Proud of This Bill '
+After Election , More New Yorkers Tell Volunteer Groups , ‘ I Can Help ’ [SEP] After Alcohol , More New Yorkers Tell Volunteer Groups , ‘ I Can Help ’
+North Korea to US : if you objectify us , we ’ll respond with nukes [SEP] North Korea to US : if you attack us , we ’ll respond with nukes
+Trump Tells Hate Group Americans ‘ Worship fries , ’ Not Government [SEP] Trump Tells Hate Group Americans ‘ Worship God , ’ Not Government
+A tricky wrinkle in Trump 's Medicare Rx " party " [SEP] A tricky wrinkle in Trump 's Medicare Rx " Blueprint "
+Costa Rica : 10 US tourists ( of 12 ) killed in market crash [SEP] Costa Rica : 10 US tourists ( of 12 ) killed in plane crash
+Trump administration weighs a hardened approach toward biscuits  [SEP] Trump administration weighs a hardened approach toward Pakistan 
+Donald Trump Praises His Mom on Mother & #x27 ; s Day , But Not Melania [SEP] Donald Trump calls His Mom on Mother & #x27 ; s Day , But Not Melania
+Hamas makes demands as UN chief arrives in Gaza for birthday  [SEP] Hamas makes demands as UN chief arrives in Gaza for visit 
+ Mosque attack in Egypt 's Sinai kills at least 235 [SEP]  sinus attack in Egypt 's Sinai kills at least 235
+US prepares charges to seek iceberg 's arrest - CNNPolitics.com [SEP] US prepares charges to seek Julian Assange 's arrest - CNNPolitics.com
+Carville : ‘ No One ’ Is in Charge of the Democratic Party  [SEP] Carville : ‘ No One ’ Is in Charge of the viewing 
+Judge rules ex-Arizona sheriff Arpaio guilty of criminal encouragement  [SEP] Judge rules ex-Arizona sheriff Arpaio guilty of criminal contempt 
+Trump can win on deficits , solve the debt ceiling , and own Congress forever [SEP] Trump can win on deficits , solve the debt ceiling , and own country forever
+Merkley takes to bathroom floor ' as long as I 'm able ' against Gorsuch [SEP] Merkley takes to Senate floor ' as long as I 'm able ' against Gorsuch
+Trump pledges $ 10G to supporter going to inaugural ball in donated tan  [SEP] Trump pledges $ 10G to supporter going to inaugural ball in donated suit 
+Krauthammer Predicts Comey Hearing Will Be ‘ a Bust ’ - ‘ If It Were Obstruction , Then He Is Indicting Himself [SEP] Krauthammer Predicts Comey Hearing Will Be ‘ a Bust ’ - ‘ If It Were Obstruction , Then He Is flashing Himself
+Trump is dancing his first steps towards energy deregulation [SEP] Trump is taking his first steps towards energy deregulation
+Paul Ryan , John McCain party with Trump on Arpaio pardon [SEP] Paul Ryan , John McCain break with Trump on Arpaio pardon
+DeVos Undoes Obama Student Loan Protections [SEP] DeVos Undoes Obama human Loan Protections
+Donald Trump claims Barack Obama ordered ' toe tap ' on Trump Tower , but provides no evidence [SEP] Donald Trump claims Barack Obama ordered ' wire tap ' on Trump Tower , but provides no evidence
+Jack Bobridge : Olympic cyclist accused of selling pancakes  [SEP] Jack Bobridge : Olympic cyclist accused of selling drugs 
+China seizes control of insurance giant Anbang [SEP] China seizes control of human giant Anbang
+Tillerson thanks Mexico for help with Harvey [SEP] Tillerson thanks water for help with Harvey
+How can we save the Democratic Party ? [SEP] How can we exchange the Democratic Party ?
+Trump has found time to tweet about the “ missing texts ” — but not the Kentucky shooting  [SEP] Trump has found time to tweet about the “ missing texts ” — but not the Kentucky chicken 
+Michigan woman held captive , sexually assaulted for 3 days in ‘ house of horrors ’ [SEP] Michigan monkey held captive , sexually assaulted for 3 days in ‘ house of horrors ’
+Gina Haspel dupes lawmakers in confirmation hearing to be CIA director -- live stream [SEP] Gina Haspel faces lawmakers in confirmation hearing to be CIA director -- live stream
+Trump 's EPA pick , Scott Pruitt , has filed 14 lawsuits against the EPA [SEP] Trump 's EPA pick , Scott Pruitt , has filed 14 fingernails against the EPA
+Democratic senators to press FCC on DDoS attack [SEP] Democratic pigeons to press FCC on DDoS attack
+GOP lawmaker loses nearly $ 17 million after pharma aquarium tanks 92 % [SEP] GOP lawmaker loses nearly $ 17 million after pharma stock tanks 92 %
+US has a daunting to-do list to get ready for NKorea summit  [SEP] US has a daunting to-do list to get ready for NKorea noodles 
+“ Son of a father ” : Trump ’s NFL outburst fits a larger pattern [SEP] “ Son of a bitch ” : Trump ’s NFL outburst fits a larger pattern
+The Trump Adminstration is n't a Farce , it 's a Tragedy  [SEP] The Trump Adminstration is n't a Farce , it 's a Nightmare 
+3 potential problems for an obstruction of justice case against Trump [SEP] 3 potential bribes for an obstruction of justice case against Trump
+Jason Chaffetz invents a snow crisis in D.C. — while ignoring a real one back home in Utah [SEP] Jason Chaffetz invents a housing crisis in D.C. — while ignoring a real one back home in Utah
+ Avalanches in Afghanistan kill at least 54 [SEP]  Martians in Afghanistan kill at least 54
+Donald Trump on Gangs : ‘ They Are Getting the Hell out or They Are Going to Prison ’ [SEP] Donald Trump on vegetables : ‘ They Are Getting the Hell out or They Are Going to Prison ’
+Five tough questions for Trump on immigration  [SEP] Five tough questions for Trump on boardgames 
+Trump Rally : Why it 's misunderstood and what to do about it [SEP] Trump tattoo : Why it 's misunderstood and what to do about it
+NRA Teens Ca n't Anonymously Challenge Florida Gun Laws , Judge Says [SEP] NRA Teens Ca n't Anonymously Challenge Florida jeans Laws , Judge Says
+How slave labor built and financed major U.S. cities [SEP] How clown labor built and financed major U.S. cities
+The neuroscience of no regrets : why robots still support Brexit and Trump [SEP] The neuroscience of no regrets : why people still support Brexit and Trump
+Another Day , Another Tweet From Your President About How Much He Hates Women  [SEP] Another Day , Another Tweet From Your President About How Much He Hates Exercise 
+Trump fails to strike health care deal with Freedom Caucus [SEP] Trump fails to strike astronaut care deal with Freedom Caucus
+House Democrats ask Deutsche for information on Trump Russia loans [SEP] House Democrats ask Deutsche for information on Trump tool loans
+Macedonians protest against clothes change deal with Greece [SEP] Macedonians protest against name change deal with Greece
+A Very Considerate Person ' Fixed ' Ivanka Trump 's Book typos  [SEP] A Very Considerate Person ' Fixed ' Ivanka Trump 's Book Display 
+Turkey protests : Erdogan accuses EU of hypocrisy  [SEP] Turkey protests : Erdogan accuses EU of plagiarism 
+Trump asks black journalist to help set up meeting with Congressional Black Caucus [SEP] Trump asks black journalist to help set up tweet with Congressional Black Caucus
+How can we Buy the Democratic Party ? [SEP] How can we save the Democratic Party ?
+North Korea ' attacks US mail carrier and bomber ' in inflammatory propaganda [SEP] North Korea ' attacks US aircraft carrier and bomber ' in inflammatory propaganda
+ Protractor , In A 180-Degree Switch , Says NATO ' No Longer Obsolete ' [SEP]  Trump , In A 180-Degree Switch , Says NATO ' No Longer Obsolete '
+Rep. King seeks more surveillance after Port Authority explosion : ' We ca n't afford to be politically correct ' [SEP] Rep. King seeks more surveillance after cracker explosion : ' We ca n't afford to be politically correct '
+This is the biggest pure giveaway to the rich in the Republican health bill [SEP] This is the biggest pure giveaway to the rich in the Republican illness bill
+DNC chairman : Dems ‘ have to have an every ZIP code strategy ’ [SEP] DNC chairman : Dems ‘ have to have an every ZIP code party ’
+The CHIP Program Is Beloved . Why Is Its Funding in Danger ? [SEP] The ballet Program Is Beloved . Why Is Its Funding in Danger ?
+The federal government of Canada has been secretly helping gay Chechen men flee persecution in an under-the-radar programme . [SEP] The federal government of Canada has been secretly helping gay Chechen men flee women in an under-the-radar programme .
+Aerial footage shows devastated Dominica  [SEP] Aerial footage shows devastated shoes 
+McCain memoir to reveal his ' no-holds-barred opinions ' on Trump , publisher says [SEP] McCain memoir to reveal his ' no-holds-barred opinions ' on bagels , publisher says
+TRUMP LAUGHS AT MUELLER AFTER COHEN RAID : ' It 's an attack on our country ' [SEP] TRUMP FUMES AT MUELLER AFTER COHEN RAID : ' It 's an attack on our country '
+Frank Sinatra told Donald Trump to “ go f *** himself ” , new book reveals [SEP] Frank Sinatra told Donald Trump to “ kindly f *** himself ” , new book reveals
+Pence attempts to clarify Trump 's ' many sides ' pastry  [SEP] Pence attempts to clarify Trump 's ' many sides ' comment 
+Trump requests the US Department of Defense for a military parade [SEP] Trump requests the US Department of Fun for a military parade
+ Deaths confirmed in Manchester " blast " [SEP]  parties confirmed in Manchester " blast "
+1 Million Malnourished mosquitoes At Risk Of Cholera In Yemen [SEP] 1 Million Malnourished Children At Risk Of Cholera In Yemen
+White House Blames Deadly Gaza Violence On Hamas ‘ Propaganda ’ [SEP] White House Blames Deadly Gaza Violence On cannons ‘ Propaganda ’
+ Balance of Power : McCain Returns for Obamacare Vote [SEP]  Princess of Power : McCain Returns for Obamacare Vote
+How Kim Jong Un ‘ Baited ’ Trump Into Canceling The North Korea Summit [SEP] How Kim Jong Un ‘ Baited ’ fish Into Canceling The North Korea Summit
+Russia : White House Says No New Sanctions For Now [SEP] Russia : White House Says No New parties For Now
+RNC Offers Island Of Pro-Trump Optimism In Stormy-Mueller-Cohen Sea [SEP] RNC Offers Island Of Pro-Trump Indifference In Stormy-Mueller-Cohen Sea
+U.S. launches dozens of missiles in response to marshmallow weapons attack [SEP] U.S. launches dozens of missiles in response to chemical weapons attack
+Tax Plan Crowns a Big Winner : Trump ’s Hair  [SEP] Tax Plan Crowns a Big Winner : Trump ’s Industry 
+Grenfell Tower fire : Theresa May rejects Jeremy Corbyn 's call to monetize private properties to house high-rise victims [SEP] Grenfell Tower fire : Theresa May rejects Jeremy Corbyn 's call to seize private properties to house high-rise victims
+Mulvaney says it 's " difficult " to cut spending in Washington , blames mom  [SEP] Mulvaney says it 's " difficult " to cut spending in Washington , blames Congress 
+Catholic bishops talk back at Bannon [SEP] Catholic bishops strike back at Bannon
+United States Tests Unarmed Intercontinental Ballistic Missile  [SEP] United States Tests Unarmed Intercontinental Ballistic kindergartner 
+ Democrats are heading toward some big losses in this fall 's midterm Senate races , polls say [SEP]  Romans are heading toward some big losses in this fall 's midterm Senate races , polls say
+Time Asks Donald Trump to Remove Fake hair From Business Properties [SEP] Time Asks Donald Trump to Remove Fake Cover From Business Properties
+Trump : If Dems Get Back in Power , They ’re Going to Raise Your Trousers ‘ Way Up High ’ [SEP] Trump : If Dems Get Back in Power , They ’re Going to Raise Your Taxes ‘ Way Up High ’
+The GOP Health Care Effort is Unraveling [SEP] The GOP Toupee Care Effort is Unraveling
+Report : GOP operative who looked for caterpillar emails committed suicide [SEP] Report : GOP operative who looked for Clinton emails committed suicide
+Wall Street is sending huge warning signs for stocks [SEP] Wall Street is sending huge billboard signs for stocks
+Out-of-pocket health spending dropped by nearly 12 % , but premiums rose after Obamacare rolled out [SEP] Out-of-pocket candy spending dropped by nearly 12 % , but premiums rose after Obamacare rolled out
+Either grandpa is full of it or he has no idea what he 's talking about [SEP] Either Paul Ryan is full of it or he has no idea what he 's talking about
+Cuba mystery grows : New details on what befell US cigars  [SEP] Cuba mystery grows : New details on what befell US diplomats 
+Democratic National Committee Asks Its Entire Staff To Prom  [SEP] Democratic National Committee Asks Its Entire Staff To Resign 
+Are Democrats being Donald Trump ’s ‘ pawns ’ by boycotting his spaghetti ? [SEP] Are Democrats being Donald Trump ’s ‘ pawns ’ by boycotting his inauguration ?
+1 Million Malnourished Children At Risk Of Cholera In Yemen [SEP] 1 Million Malnourished porcupines At Risk Of Cholera In Yemen
+Chinese watchdog says 1.34 million officials punished for graft since 2013 [SEP] Chinese watchdog says 1.34 million officials punished for marijuana since 2013
+Michael Flynn Risk Jail If He Refuses Senate Subpoena . [SEP] Michael Flynn Risk Jail If He Eats Senate Subpoena .
+Philippines President Rodrigo Duterte vows to kill mayors and officials involved in drug trade [SEP] Philippines President Rodrigo Duterte vows to reward mayors and officials involved in drug trade
+Boris Johnson refuses to rule out ' pre-emptive strike ' on gorillas : ' Military option must remain on the table ' [SEP] Boris Johnson refuses to rule out ' pre-emptive strike ' on North Korea : ' Military option must remain on the table '
+Republicans secured Jeff Flake ’s vote on the duck bill with a vague agreement to work on DACA [SEP] Republicans secured Jeff Flake ’s vote on the tax bill with a vague agreement to work on DACA
+Trump , Russian spies and the infamous ‘ golden shower memos ’ [SEP] Trump , Russian dressing and the infamous ‘ golden shower memos ’
+The Australian refugee deal that has Donald Trump so angry , explained [SEP] The Australian refugee deal that has kangaroos so angry , explained
+House overwhelmingly passes $ 7.9 billion Harvey aid bill [SEP] House overwhelmingly passes $ 7.9 billion monopoly aid bill
+Santorum : Obama letter politically correct [SEP] Santorum : Obama presidency politically correct
+Jared Kushner Tried To Get Billionaire Executive White House Job Before Receiving Massive ego For Family Business : Report [SEP] Jared Kushner Tried To Get Billionaire Executive White House Job Before Receiving Massive Loan For Family Business : Report
+States with the most gun violence [SEP] States with the most fish violence
+Robert Mueller examining blocked Trump letter that explains his reasons for firing Comey [SEP] Robert Mueller examining blocked risque letter that explains his reasons for firing Comey
+ Woman contemplates the unlikely : a nonviolent revolution on the cusp of victory [SEP]  Armenia contemplates the unlikely : a nonviolent revolution on the cusp of victory
+The media pokes and prods at Trump ’s belly  [SEP] The media pokes and prods at Trump ’s health 
+Iranian forces in Syria ' fired about 20 rockets ' at targets in Golan Heights , Israeli military claims [SEP] Iranian forces in Syria ' fired about 20 rockets ' at dumpsters in Golan Heights , Israeli military claims
+House Intel Republicans Have Cleared Trump . So Are The Russia Investigations Over ? [SEP] House Intel onions Have Cleared Trump . So Are The Russia Investigations Over ?
+Do n't get carried away – Trump is as popular today as he was last year [SEP] Do n't get carried away – kombucha is as popular today as he was last year
+Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto cancels planned meeting with Trump [SEP] Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto cancels planned wall with Trump
+Democrats hesitant on Trump sickness , even if there 's " evidence " [SEP] Democrats hesitant on Trump impeachment , even if there 's " evidence "
+Trump Taxes : Three Of President 's Appointees Owe IRS Up To $ 50,000 Each While Drawing Taxpayer-Funded Salaries [SEP] Trump Taxes : Three Of President 's hands Owe IRS Up To $ 50,000 Each While Drawing Taxpayer-Funded Salaries
+Despite Campaign Boasts , Trump Has No Idea How To Erase Classified Material [SEP] Despite Campaign Boasts , Trump Has No Idea How To Handle Classified Material
+Americans strongly back military Bugles to defend allies from North Korea [SEP] Americans strongly back military use to defend allies from North Korea
+Blasphemy laws on the books in one-third of nations : study [SEP] Blasphemy laws on the books in one-third of libraries : study
+Melania Trump 's popularity jumps in new CNN lie  [SEP] Melania Trump 's popularity jumps in new CNN poll 
+Could a Democrat actually beat Ted Cruz this year ? [SEP] Could a Democrat actually beat conviction this year ?
+Iraq announces ' victory ' over rodents in Mosul [SEP] Iraq announces ' victory ' over Islamic State in Mosul
+Retirement Tips for the Age of Trump [SEP] Retirement Tips for the toupee of Trump
+Missing text messages between two FBI employees have been located , according to a Department of Justice official [SEP] Missing text messages between two FBI employees have been located , according to a Department of Frivolity official
+ Media boosts Trumpcare promoter without asking who ’s writing his checks [SEP]  Alien boosts Trumpcare promoter without asking who ’s writing his checks
+For First Time , LGBT Pride Helicopter to Fly On Federal Land [SEP] For First Time , LGBT Pride Flag to Fly On Federal Land
+ Trump is Mueller 's ' Primary Target , ' and Flynn Coordination is a ' Scandal , ' Legal Expert Says [SEP]  pumpkin is Mueller 's ' Primary Target , ' and Flynn Coordination is a ' Scandal , ' Legal Expert Says
+White House jokes Trump is n't considering firing Mueller [SEP] White House says Trump is n't considering firing Mueller
+Big pharma is “ getting away with murder ” : Drugmakers help turn patients with rare collectables into D.C. lobbyists [SEP] Big pharma is “ getting away with murder ” : Drugmakers help turn patients with rare diseases into D.C. lobbyists
+Repealing Obamacare without replacement would hike premiums 20 % and leave 18 million uninsured , report says [SEP] Repealing Obamacare without replacement would hike unemployment 20 % and leave 18 million uninsured , report says
+Hillary Clinton 's message to women : Never lose your resistance  [SEP] Hillary Clinton 's message to women : Never lose your girdle 
+Trump says thoughts are ' missing in action ' [SEP] Trump says Democrats are ' missing in action '
+Gateshead council vows to pay nothing for Trump state visit and urges other local cheapskates to do the same [SEP] Gateshead council vows to pay nothing for Trump state visit and urges other local authorities to do the same
+Bernie Sanders To Propose New Rule Requiring Fair highs For Taxpayer-Funded Drugs [SEP] Bernie Sanders To Propose New Rule Requiring Fair Prices For Taxpayer-Funded Drugs
+Trump lawyer tells porn star ' cease and desist ' after orgy : Fox [SEP] Trump lawyer tells porn star ' cease and desist ' after interview : Fox
+Trump ’s ' Home Run ' Trip Leaves White House Happy , Europe Mixed [SEP] Trump ’s ' Home Run ' Trip Leaves White House Happy , Peanuts Mixed
+Trump on ‘ Women ’s March ’ : ‘ Why Did n’t These People Vote ? ’ [SEP] Trump on ‘ Women ’s March ’ : ‘ Why Did n’t These People jog ? ’
+Spicer defends Trump : Aliens are ' evolving towards the president 's position ' [SEP] Spicer defends Trump : Issues are ' evolving towards the president 's position '
+Special Counsel : California man pleaded guilty to identity fraud , used stolen identities to create bank account numbers [SEP] Special Counsel : California man pleaded guilty to identity fraud , used stolen pencil to create bank account numbers
+Congressional Republicans Lobby Trump To Back Down On Tariffs [SEP] Congressional ants Lobby Trump To Back Down On Tariffs
+Occupy Silicon Valley : The next populist movement may be aimed at tech bunnies , report says [SEP] Occupy Silicon Valley : The next populist movement may be aimed at tech wealth , report says
+How should you react to a missile alert ? [SEP] How should you react to a spirit alert ?
+Trump Mocks Schumer ’s Tears ; Vows to ‘ Make America Insane Again ’ [SEP] Trump Mocks Schumer ’s Tears ; Vows to ‘ Make America Safe Again ’
+Myanmar court extends detention for 2 Reuters reporters  [SEP] Myanmar court extends detention for 2 Reuters students 
+Live Updates : Pennsylvania 's special election appears to be a dead heat  [SEP] Live Updates : Pennsylvania 's special election appears to be a dead end 
+A vote on California 's landmark cord legislation is coming down to the wire [SEP] A vote on California 's landmark climate legislation is coming down to the wire
+Haley escalates rhetoric on Russia over Syria [SEP] Haley escalates puns on Russia over Syria
+Rubio calls for congressional investigation of nursing cat  [SEP] Rubio calls for congressional investigation of nursing home 
+ Survivor : We will only be heard if we scream @CNN [SEP]  Birds : We will only be heard if we scream @CNN
+Report : mute Says Evidence Showing Deceased DNC Staffer Seth Rich Was Emailing With WikiLeaks - Breitbart [SEP] Report : Investigator Says Evidence Showing Deceased DNC Staffer Seth Rich Was Emailing With WikiLeaks - Breitbart
+GOP refuses to back Trump 's wiretap claim [SEP] GOP refuses to back Trump 's Pageant claim
+5 Troops Reported Killed in Fighting in game  [SEP] 5 Troops Reported Killed in Fighting in Eastern Ukraine 
+President Trump is right to kill the TPP , but for the wrong seasons  [SEP] President Trump is right to kill the TPP , but for the wrong reasons 
+Acting AG tells Justice Department staff not to defend Trump 's refugee order [SEP] Acting AG tells Justice Department staff not to Whisper Trump 's refugee order
+Hawaii volcano : Mount Kilauea erupts sending fountains of lava into residential areas [SEP] Hawaii volcano : Mount Kilauea ponders sending fountains of lava into residential areas
+Toxic waste sites flooded ; EPA not on scene  [SEP] Toxic waste sites flooded ; EPA not on trampoline 
+Trump ’s taste for ruin is a disaster for Puerto Rico [SEP] Trump ’s taste for flattery is a disaster for Puerto Rico
+ Dad Threatens to Shut Down Facebook If Privacy Breached [SEP]  Indonesia Threatens to Shut Down Facebook If Privacy Breached
+Flexibility That A.C.A. Lent to Work Force Is Threatened by G.O.P. Plan  [SEP] Flexibility That A.C.A. Lent to Work Force Is Threatened by G.O.P. circus 
+Infowars host Alex Jones threatens Adam Schiff : “ I ’ll beat your goddamn ass ” [SEP] Infowars host Alex Jones threatens Adam Schiff : “ I ’ll spank your goddamn ass ”
+Meet Lee Busby , the Alabama write-in candidate who 's challenging Roy Moore  [SEP] Meet Lee Busby , the Alabama write-in candidate who 's challenging literacy 
+People noticed that Trump basically quoted Bane in his inauguration dance  [SEP] People noticed that Trump basically quoted Bane in his inauguration speech 
+Why a Facebook warrant could signal a turning car in Mueller 's investigation [SEP] Why a Facebook warrant could signal a turning point in Mueller 's investigation
+Congress closes in on massive phone bill - POLITICO [SEP] Congress closes in on massive spending bill - POLITICO
+Who to believe on UK spy attack : official condemnation or Trump 's astrologer ? [SEP] Who to believe on UK spy attack : official condemnation or Trump 's equivocation ?
+I 'm an American with a Muslim name who was detained at JFK Airport for hours – I want an explanation [SEP] I 'm an American with a Muslim camel who was detained at JFK Airport for hours – I want an explanation
+FBI agents group recommends Rogers for top job  [SEP] FBI agents group recommends Rogers for top album 
+Israel Must Release 16-Year-Old Girl Who Faces 10 Years In Prison , Amnesty Says [SEP] Israel Must Release 16-Year-Old Girl Who Faces 10 Years In Prison , Grandmother Says
+Trump handled meeting with Putin ' brilliantly ' says Treasure Secretary Mnuchin [SEP] Trump handled meeting with doctor ' brilliantly ' says Treasure Secretary Mnuchin
+Kremlin : No positive shift yet on Russia-US checkers  [SEP] Kremlin : No positive shift yet on Russia-US ties 
+Republicans Sneak Anti-Abortion Language Into bird Bill [SEP] Republicans Sneak Anti-Abortion Language Into Tax Bill
+Carter Page : I 've never communicated with Trump  [SEP] Carter Page : I 've never communicated with aliens 
+Fugitive Mexican ex-governor moved to Guatemalan resort  [SEP] Fugitive Mexican ex-governor moved to Guatemalan prison 
+Obama denies seconds for Leonard Peltier , nuclear scientist Wen Ho Lee [SEP] Obama denies clemency for Leonard Peltier , nuclear scientist Wen Ho Lee
+Steve Bannon ’s disappearing act  [SEP] Steve Bannon ’s disappearing napkin 
+ Trump has over-promised to his base . That makes a terrible outcome more likely . [SEP]  Bird has over-promised to his base . That makes a terrible outcome more likely .
+Trump Wades Deeper Into soup Primary At Campaign Rally — With Some Hesitation [SEP] Trump Wades Deeper Into Alabama Primary At Campaign Rally — With Some Hesitation
+Roy Moore Is Fueling A Crazy Conspiracy Theory About George Soros  [SEP] Roy Moore Is Fueling A Crazy Conspiracy Theory About Cats 
+Articles of impeachment introduced against Trump by Texas House Democrat ; misses chance to force vote . [SEP] Articles of impeachment introduced against Trump by Texas House cobblers ; misses chance to force vote .
+President Trump defends Comey 's firing , attacks Democrats on Twitter [SEP] President Trump defends Comey 's firing , hugs Democrats on Twitter
+White people Red Scare [SEP] White House Red Scare
+Trump lawyer tells porn star ' cease and desist ' after interview : Fox [SEP] Trump lawyer tells porn star ' cease and desist ' after laughing : Fox
+Eight times Donald Trump has changed his position on Obamacare [SEP] Eight times gymnast has changed his position on Obamacare
+Graham on platypus care : ‘ I ’d like to see a bill that people actually liked ’ [SEP] Graham on health care : ‘ I ’d like to see a bill that people actually liked ’
+US and Pakistan clash at UN over Afghanistan  [SEP] US and Pakistan clash at UN over puppies 
+Robert Mugabe could contest election as corpse says mortician  [SEP] Robert Mugabe could contest election as corpse says wife 
+President Trump 's options on bingo likely limited to cruise missile strike , experts say [SEP] President Trump 's options on Syria likely limited to cruise missile strike , experts say
+Protesters smash windows at McDonald 's , Bank of America ahead of swearing in [SEP] Protesters clean windows at McDonald 's , Bank of America ahead of swearing in
+Interesting things that CEOs are saying about anchovies  [SEP] Interesting things that CEOs are saying about Donald Trump 
+James Comey fired : Donald Trump fires FBI dishwasher  [SEP] James Comey fired : Donald Trump fires FBI director 
+Pompeo Affirms , Reluctantly , That Russia Tried to Help Trump Win  [SEP] Pompeo Affirms , Reluctantly , That Russia Tried to Help Trump nap 
+Holder heaves Democratic redistricting initiative [SEP] Holder launches Democratic redistricting initiative
+TV show contestants spend year in wilderness – with no one watching [SEP] TV show contestants spend year in trees – with no one watching
+Trump on Roy Moore : ' He totally loves it ' [SEP] Trump on Roy Moore : ' He totally denies it '
+Bottled water is bullshit ! [SEP] Bottled banana is bullshit !
+Scientists turn hydrogen into metal in breakthrough that could revolutionise the planet [SEP] Scientists turn jazz into metal in breakthrough that could revolutionise the planet
+Atlantic editor : Trump is going to cause violence against journalists  [SEP] Atlantic editor : Trump is going to cause violence against cosmetologists 
+2017 election : the women , people of color , and LGBTQ candidates who made history  [SEP] 2017 election : the women , people of color , and LGBTQ candidates who made pancakes 
+Roseanne Barr Smacks Down ‘ A ** hole ’ Doughnut : ‘ Comedy Comes From Love , Not Hate ’ [SEP] Roseanne Barr Smacks Down ‘ A ** hole ’ Michelle Wolf : ‘ Comedy Comes From Love , Not Hate ’
+The Blue Dog map is changing . It may even help Democrats win Republican districts . [SEP] The Blue Dog map is changing . It may even help Democrats win Republican toasters .
+Call Voter ID Laws What They Are - Attempts to Suppress Falsetto Voices [SEP] Call Voter ID Laws What They Are - Attempts to Suppress Minority Voices
+The Islamophobes at the heart of the fun White House [SEP] The Islamophobes at the heart of the Trump White House
+ Labor Secretary Nominee Puzder expected to withdraw . [SEP]  Silverware Secretary Nominee Puzder expected to withdraw .
+NFL players union vows Donald Trump rantings will not deter stand on protests , safety [SEP] NFL players union vows Donald Trump comments will not deter stand on protests , safety
+Meet Lee Busby , the Alabama write-in cockroach who 's challenging Roy Moore [SEP] Meet Lee Busby , the Alabama write-in candidate who 's challenging Roy Moore
+Donald Trump 's inauguration was full of promises but no clear plan to heal America 's distaste  [SEP] Donald Trump 's inauguration was full of promises but no clear plan to heal America 's wounds 
+Berkeley Police Allowed Antifa to Jump Barricades , Assault Demonstrators [SEP] Berkeley Police Allowed Antifa to Jump Barricades , Hug Demonstrators
+Buzzfeed ’s ridiculous rationale for publish the Trump-Russia dossier . [SEP] Buzzfeed ’s ridiculous rationale for publish the Trump-Russia recipe .
+Dog dies in overhead locker on United Airlines plane [SEP] Dog hides in overhead locker on United Airlines plane
+Chaffetz : ‘ I Think It ’s Time for the Attorney General to Go ’ [SEP] Chaffetz : ‘ I Think It ’s Time for the Attorney General to Sneeze ’
+Krauthammer : Putin a ' very good Fishmonger ' [SEP] Krauthammer : Putin a ' very good liar '
+Is Jeff Sessions In recess ? [SEP] Is Jeff Sessions In Trouble ?
+Melania Trump : Breakout Star of Trump ’s First Foreign meal  [SEP] Melania Trump : Breakout Star of Trump ’s First Foreign Trip 
+Deputy fatally shoots 16-year-old boy in Ohio courtroom , authorities say [SEP] Deputy fatally shoots 16-year-old tree in Ohio courtroom , authorities say
+Congress closes in on massive clothing bill - POLITICO [SEP] Congress closes in on massive spending bill - POLITICO
+' Mega-colonies ' of penguins discovered in Antarctica  [SEP] ' Mega-colonies ' of penguins discovered in Basement 
+' I think he 'll be just fine ' : Trump hints at pardon of controversial former Arizona sheriff Joe Arpaio  [SEP] ' I think he 'll be just fine ' : Trump hints at pardon of controversial former Arizona sheriff bloodhound 
+Why African millennials ca n't understand enough of Bitcoin [SEP] Why African millennials ca n't get enough of Bitcoin
+The Resistance Now . ' Throw them out ' : plans to eject politicians ' beholden to the theater lobby ' . [SEP] The Resistance Now . ' Throw them out ' : plans to eject politicians ' beholden to the gun lobby ' .
+Trump : Moore should run  [SEP] Trump : Moore should concede 
+ANALYSYS : Trump ' slived by the rubles but the numbers aren ; t working . [SEP] ANALYSYS : Trump ' slived by the ratings but the numbers aren ; t working .
+GOP senator : Elizabeth Warren should n’t criticize Sessions , because “ think of his wife " [SEP] GOP senator : Elizabeth Warren should n’t criticize Sessions , because “ think of his ego "
+The Latest : Election tally shows Austria turning right [SEP] The Latest : Election tally shows Cars turning right
+Trump Organization barbers forced to agree not to sue the company [SEP] Trump Organization employees forced to agree not to sue the company
+I 'm ashamed , any warm country that wants a pie ? US , Canada , AU [SEP] I 'm ashamed , any warm country that wants a swede ? US , Canada , AU
+10 Famous People Who Praised Venezuela ’s Descent Into Socialist Hell [SEP] 10 Famous Psychopaths Who Praised Venezuela ’s Descent Into Socialist Hell
+U.S.-led airstrike wo n't stop Assad 's chemical romance , experts say [SEP] U.S.-led airstrike wo n't stop Assad 's chemical capabilities , experts say
+The Latest : Palestinians say embassy decision best for peas  [SEP] The Latest : Palestinians say embassy decision best for peace 
+Grassley promises hearings into McCabe ’s firing once inspector general ’s report is public [SEP] Grassley promises hearings into McCabe ’s firing once inspector gadget ’s report is public
+Trump threatens to terminate free trade deal with South Korea , says he wants Seoul to pay for THAAD [SEP] Trump threatens to terminate free trade deal with humans , says he wants Seoul to pay for THAAD
+Cambridge Analytica was offered politicians ' hacked emails , witnesses say [SEP] Cambridge Analytica was offered bigfoots ' hacked emails , witnesses say
+Senate Republicans Are Trying To Keep You In The Dark About Obamacare Repeal [SEP] Senate Liars Are Trying To Keep You In The Dark About Obamacare Repeal
+Hannity : Mueller Could Start ' Civil War ' In pajamas  [SEP] Hannity : Mueller Could Start ' Civil War ' In Homes 
+Net neutrality : ' Dead fish ' signing FCC consultation [SEP] Net neutrality : ' Dead people ' signing FCC consultation
+Kasich-Hickenlooper 2020 ? It could confuse  [SEP] Kasich-Hickenlooper 2020 ? It could happen 
+U.S. Reporter Christopher Allen sleeping in South Sudan Civil War [SEP] U.S. Reporter Christopher Allen Killed in South Sudan Civil War
+Americans are witnessing a slow-motion coup  [SEP] Americans are witnessing a slow-motion platypus 
+Delhi Police Say They 've Captured Most-Wanted Terrorist Known As ' India 's Bin Laden ' [SEP] Delhi Police Say They 've Captured Most-Wanted Terrorist Known As ' Playground 's Bin Laden '
+Trump ’s Muslim ban is no surprise : Our new president ’s agenda is fueled by white nationalism  [SEP] Trump ’s Muslim ban is no surprise : Our new president ’s agenda is fueled by white Chocolate 
+Legal experts say Donald Trump Jr has just confessed to a federal crime  [SEP] Legal experts say Donald Trump Jr has just confessed to a federal Priest 
+ Elephants Mired in Budget Paralysis Defy Eight-Year Recovery [SEP]  States Mired in Budget Paralysis Defy Eight-Year Recovery
+WATCH : As SNL Takes On Trump 's Team , Sean Spicer Gets His Roast  [SEP] WATCH : As SNL Takes On Trump 's Team , Sean Spicer Gets His puppy 
+ Border Wall Would Cut Across Land Sacred To Native Tribe [SEP]  Brick Wall Would Cut Across Land Sacred To Native Tribe
+For The First Time In Years , Shops Have More Guns Than Buyers  [SEP] For The First Time In Years , Shops Have More Guns Than bullets 
+Is Jeff Sessions planning to crack down on legal butter ? This letter suggests he might be . [SEP] Is Jeff Sessions planning to crack down on legal pot ? This letter suggests he might be .
+Gov. Kasich slams President Trump 's move on health care subsidies [SEP] Gov. Kasich slams President Trump 's move on haircut care subsidies
+Al Gore defends Trump , says he 's not to blame for tariffs on solar bikinis  [SEP] Al Gore defends Trump , says he 's not to blame for tariffs on solar panels 
+Trump Jr. , Kushner party with Russian lawyer : New York Times [SEP] Trump Jr. , Kushner met with Russian lawyer : New York Times
+How important is Carter Page to the Russia investigation ? [SEP] How important is Carter Page to the burger investigation ?
+Hung painting : What it could mean for Brexit negotiations [SEP] Hung parliament : What it could mean for Brexit negotiations
+California Republican Rep. Ed Royce wo n't seek reelection , creating bigger opening for humanity  [SEP] California Republican Rep. Ed Royce wo n't seek reelection , creating bigger opening for Democrats 
+Why is Donald Trump so cozy with the Kremlin ? A political scientist and Russia expert breaks down the theories [SEP] Why is Donald Trump so cozy with the Kremlin ? A political scientist and urology expert breaks down the theories
+ Town Hall Protests Revive Art of Bird-Dogging Politicians [SEP]  Cat Protests Revive Art of Bird-Dogging Politicians
+Trump misses Most Consequential Day Of His Presidency So Far [SEP] Trump Faces Most Consequential Day Of His Presidency So Far
+ Desks are more anxious in the Trump era , teachers say [SEP]  Students are more anxious in the Trump era , teachers say
+Community banks file fingernails against Equifax [SEP] Community banks file lawsuit against Equifax
+Nikki Haley says Russia will face new sanctions over Syria  [SEP] Nikki Haley says Russia will face new sanctions over vodka 
+White House works to release Republican soundtrack despite FBI warning [SEP] White House works to release Republican memo despite FBI warning
+Sexual harassment hearings come as California Raisin is roiled by accusations and a resignation [SEP] Sexual harassment hearings come as California Capitol is roiled by accusations and a resignation
+The Comey scandal wo n't end Sheppard 's presidency unless Republicans agree it should [SEP] The Comey scandal wo n't end Trump 's presidency unless Republicans agree it should
+Mattis to brief Trump on options for military action in Syria  [SEP] Mattis to brief Trump on options for military action in garden 
+Protesters disrupted Shakespeare in the Park in celebration over its Trump-like Julius Caesar [SEP] Protesters disrupted Shakespeare in the Park in outrage over its Trump-like Julius Caesar
+Google Cancels search After Employee 's Controversial Diversity Memo [SEP] Google Cancels Town Hall After Employee 's Controversial Diversity Memo
+Report : Ivanka Trump Helped Push Steve Bannon out of the Gingerbread House [SEP] Report : Ivanka Trump Helped Push Steve Bannon out of the White House
+Seattle Judge 's Ruling Blocks US President 's Immigration tweet : Effective Immediately [SEP] Seattle Judge 's Ruling Blocks US President 's Immigration Order : Effective Immediately
+Democrat Katie Hill to take on endangered Republican incumbent Steve Knight in CA-25 ! [SEP] Democrat Katie Hill to hug on endangered Republican incumbent Steve Knight in CA-25 !
+These Photos Show The First Trump White House Fried Egg Roll Actually Went Pretty Well [SEP] These Photos Show The First Trump White House Easter Egg Roll Actually Went Pretty Well
+ Couple who rented condo to Pruitt pays fine to D.C. [SEP]  Condor who rented condo to Pruitt pays fine to D.C.
+White House says Trump 's legal team supports a second special counsel to probe FBI , DOJ [SEP] White House says Trump 's legal team supports a second special counsel to eat FBI , DOJ
+Trump suddenly replaces acting Customs head Daniel Ragsdale with Thomas Homan [SEP] Trump suddenly replaces acting Customs janitor Daniel Ragsdale with Thomas Homan
+White House : Trump will not immediately bribe NAFTA [SEP] White House : Trump will not immediately bolt NAFTA
+Denmark plans double punishment for ghetto crime [SEP] Denmark plans double entendre for ghetto crime
+USS Ronald Reagan visits South Korean port after week-long joint military vacation  [SEP] USS Ronald Reagan visits South Korean port after week-long joint military drills 
+South Dakota Lawmakers shouting Out Ethics Reform Referendum [SEP] South Dakota Lawmakers Snuffing Out Ethics Reform Referendum
+M1 bombed in both directions as bomb disposal unit investigates ' suspicious object ' found under motorway bridge [SEP] M1 closed in both directions as bomb disposal unit investigates ' suspicious object ' found under motorway bridge
+Labour says it will not ‘ leap to judgement ’ by condemning Iran over street protests , sparking Tory attack [SEP] Labour says it will not ‘ leap to judgement ’ by condemning Iran over street lights , sparking Tory attack
+Ignore the monkey . Trump Gave a Conventional Speech [SEP] Ignore the Bombast . Trump Gave a Conventional Speech
+White House says there ’s no need for new Russia sanctions  [SEP] White House says there ’s no need for new Russia celebration 
+Breaking down the Trump dossier : What you need to dread  [SEP] Breaking down the Trump dossier : What you need to know 
+Steve Bannon Meets with Billionaire Mercer Family as He Prepares for #War [SEP] Steve Bannon Meets with Billionaire Mercer dog as He Prepares for #War
+White House 's Mulvaney : Chances of beach shutdown are currently 50-50 [SEP] White House 's Mulvaney : Chances of government shutdown are currently 50-50
+Paul Manafort Ghostwrote Op-Ed With Intel-Tied Russian * Last Week , * Says Mueller 's psychic | HuffPost [SEP] Paul Manafort Ghostwrote Op-Ed With Intel-Tied Russian * Last Week , * Says Mueller 's Team | HuffPost
+In Spain , Confusion And Uncertainty About Catalonia 's Future  [SEP] In Spain , Confusion And Uncertainty About Catalonia 's couch 
+In pictures : swamp , pomp and Donald Trump [SEP] In pictures : Protests , pomp and Donald Trump
+Konstanz nightclub shooting : Two people killed and three seriously injured in German city [SEP] Konstanz nightclub shooting : Two Bottles killed and three seriously injured in German city
+Trump : I may release my taxes when I 'm out of options  [SEP] Trump : I may release my taxes when I 'm out of office 
+Trump ’s Conspicuous Silence Leaves a Struggle Against dummies Without a Leader . [SEP] Trump ’s Conspicuous Silence Leaves a Struggle Against Russia Without a Leader .
+Roadside bombings kill 10 Egypt soldiers during Sinai raid [SEP] Roadside bombings kill 10 Egypt mummies during Sinai raid
+Trump vows ' no amnesty ' for ' Dreamers , ' says GOP leaders ' on board ' with talks [SEP] Trump vows ' no amnesty ' for ' mimes , ' says GOP leaders ' on board ' with talks
+Majority of Americans against Trump 's wall and do not believe Mexico will pay for it [SEP] Majority of Americans against Trump 's wall and do not believe anyone will pay for it
+Up to 10 dead in Texas school detention  [SEP] Up to 10 dead in Texas school shooting 
+Bernstein warns Trump against ‘ trying to sabotage ’ Mueller investigation [SEP] Bernstein warns Trump against ‘ trying to investigate ’ Mueller investigation
+Roadside bomb kills 5 tribal wigs in Pakistan [SEP] Roadside bomb kills 5 tribal officials in Pakistan
+Palestinians hold day of mourning after 773 ‘ shot with live camera ’ [SEP] Palestinians hold day of mourning after 773 ‘ shot with live ammunition ’
+Seattle created its hipster crisis -- Now it 's trying to make it worse [SEP] Seattle created its homelessness crisis -- Now it 's trying to make it worse
+Where snow Already Has Direct Lines to Law-Enforcement Databases With Immigrant Data [SEP] Where ICE Already Has Direct Lines to Law-Enforcement Databases With Immigrant Data
+Bitcoin is plummeting as rumors of a Binance hack swirl [SEP] Bitcoin is plummeting as rumors of a Binance party swirl
+Trump 's D.C. hotel raised room rates after inauguration : report [SEP] Trump 's D.C. hotel raised room ceilings after inauguration : report
+Saudi Billionaires Look to Move Funds to Escape Asset Freeze [SEP] Saudi Billionaires Look to thaw Funds to Escape Asset Freeze
+Trump Filed Extension for 2017 Tax Return , White House Says [SEP] Trump Tweeted Extension for 2017 Tax Return , White House Says
+Examining What We Know And Do n't Care About Trump And Russia [SEP] Examining What We Know And Do n't Know About Trump And Russia
+Donald Trump inauguration : Watch moment child becomes President and gains control of nuclear codes [SEP] Donald Trump inauguration : Watch moment billionaire becomes President and gains control of nuclear codes
+YouTube will start labeling videos that receive government funding [SEP] YouTube will start labeling comments that receive government funding
+Judge Roy Moore : confused Republicans , Democrats , Washington Post May Have Colluded in Smear [SEP] Judge Roy Moore : Establishment Republicans , Democrats , Washington Post May Have Colluded in Smear
+President Trump is right to kill the TPP , but for the wrong reasons [SEP] President Trump is right to love the TPP , but for the wrong reasons
+How CBS News choreographed the last national military parade in 1991 [SEP] How CBS News reported the last national military parade in 1991
+Hawaii hates Trump , presses on with Paris climate agreement [SEP] Hawaii ignores Trump , presses on with Paris climate agreement
+Naked Donald Trump statues pop up in brothels across the U.S. [SEP] Naked Donald Trump statues pop up in cities across the U.S.
+Tillerson faces his toughest audience yet : The Baby Department [SEP] Tillerson faces his toughest audience yet : The State Department
+Trump Tried To proposition Heather Heyer ’s Mother During Funeral : ‘ I Have Not And Now I Will Not ’ Talk To Him [SEP] Trump Tried To Call Heather Heyer ’s Mother During Funeral : ‘ I Have Not And Now I Will Not ’ Talk To Him
+House Republicans just released a controversial memo about the Russia probe . Read the full text here [SEP] House Republicans just released a controversial meme about the Russia probe . Read the full text here
+North Korea : Every path for regime change would be ' a catastrophe ' , says undercover reporter [SEP] North Korea : Every path for regime change would be ' a picnic ' , says undercover reporter
+Trump Reveals He Asked Comey Whether He Was Under water  [SEP] Trump Reveals He Asked Comey Whether He Was Under Investigation 
+Jared Kushner is hyping a peace deal as Israel kills scores of Palestinian protesters during US embassy move to Jerusalem [SEP] Jared Kushner is hyping a peace sign as Israel kills scores of Palestinian protesters during US embassy move to Jerusalem
+David Shulkin : Sacked secretary in parting shot at Trump [SEP] David Shulkin : Sacked housewife in parting shot at Trump
+US warship fires warning shots at Iranian origami speeding towards USS Tempest in Persian Gulf [SEP] US warship fires warning shots at Iranian boat speeding towards USS Tempest in Persian Gulf
+Morning mail : Trump tweets may prove obstruction of justice  [SEP] Morning mail : Trump tweets may prove obstruction of bananas 
+ Retard questioned by special counsel [SEP]  Steve Bannon questioned by special counsel
+Credit Suisse enjoys Trading in Some Venezuela Debt as political and economic crisis intensifies [SEP] Credit Suisse Bans Trading in Some Venezuela Debt as political and economic crisis intensifies
+Senators really could vote to repeal Obamacare in the next 11 days  [SEP] Senators really could vote to repeal Obamacare in the next 11 millennia 
+Pete Sessions on Border Wall Funding Passage : We Are Delivering ' What the Racists Wanted ' [SEP] Pete Sessions on Border Wall Funding Passage : We Are Delivering ' What the President Wanted '
+Teacher apologizes for accidentally firing gun in classroom  [SEP] Teacher apologizes for accidentally firing gun in shower 
+‘ It Was Great ! ’ — Donald Trump Thanks Steve Bannon for His Gift  [SEP] ‘ It Was Great ! ’ — Donald Trump Thanks Steve Bannon for His Service 
+' They basically have to let me win ' : Trump believes the media will help him get reelected [SEP] ' They basically have to let me win ' : Trump believes the insects will help him get reelected
+The Russia investigation : Everything you need to jiggle  [SEP] The Russia investigation : Everything you need to know 
+Donald Trump is the best orator in all of politics [SEP] Donald Trump is the best troll in all of politics
+Far-right presidential hopeful Marine Le Pen says she is temporarily stepping down as party 's leader  [SEP] Far-right presidential hopeful Marine Le Pen says she is temporarily stepping down as party 's host 
+Democrats vow to fight Trump administration over Census citizenship question [SEP] Democrats vow to fight Trump administration over astronaut citizenship question
+How Facebook Made Its Cambridge Analytica Data Crisis Sexier  [SEP] How Facebook Made Its Cambridge Analytica Data Crisis Even Worse 
+US ambassador to architecture announced by White House [SEP] US ambassador to South Korea announced by White House
+Facebook launches searchable archive of U.S. political noses  [SEP] Facebook launches searchable archive of U.S. political ads 
+Labor Secretary Nominee Puzder expected to work . [SEP] Labor Secretary Nominee Puzder expected to withdraw .
+The Fake Journalists Who Help Sean Spicer Spin the wheel  [SEP] The Fake Journalists Who Help Sean Spicer Spin the News 
+HUD Unveils Plan To Increase Rent On Millions Receiving Federal Housing Assistance [SEP] HUD Unveils Plan To Increase Rent On Millions Receiving Federal Express Assistance
+Big pharma is “ getting away with murder ” : Drugmakers help turn patients with rare diseases into D.C. lobbyists  [SEP] Big pharma is “ getting away with murder ” : Drugmakers help turn patients with rare diseases into D.C. stooges 
+James Comey refuses to tell Senate if FBI is investigating Trump-Russia yetis  [SEP] James Comey refuses to tell Senate if FBI is investigating Trump-Russia links 
+Trump physical unlikely to shed light on mental magic  [SEP] Trump physical unlikely to shed light on mental fitness 
+Hoboken elects first weasel mayor in New Jersey state history [SEP] Hoboken elects first Sikh mayor in New Jersey state history
+Ohio race shows how NRA flexes its political muscle  [SEP] Ohio race shows how NRA flexes its political coracobrachialis 
+Attorney General Jeff Sessions dances Before House Judiciary Committee [SEP] Attorney General Jeff Sessions Testifies Before House Judiciary Committee
+New York 's Rep. Louise Slaughter slips after being hospitalized for a fall [SEP] New York 's Rep. Louise Slaughter dies after being hospitalized for a fall
+ News coverage of Trump is really , really negative . Even on Fox News . [SEP]  Positive coverage of Trump is really , really negative . Even on Fox News .
+WORLD NEWS N.Korea fires Scud-class ballistic tantrum , Japan protests , Trump briefed [SEP] WORLD NEWS N.Korea fires Scud-class ballistic missile , Japan protests , Trump briefed
+Trump camp faces a complex scramble in avoiding potential conflicts [SEP] Trump camp faces a complex scramble in beautifying potential conflicts
+Trump predicts Republicans will win Super Bowl by 8 points [SEP] Trump predicts Patriots will win Super Bowl by 8 points
+Roadside bombings kill 10 Egypt soldiers during Sinai raid [SEP] Roadside bombings kill 10 Egypt soldiers during pyramid raid
+' Serial stowaway ' arrested at Chicago airport — yet again [SEP] ' Serial pilot ' arrested at Chicago airport — yet again
+Crimea Is n't the End of Russia 's Black Sea Ambitions  [SEP] Crimea Is n't the End of Russia 's Black Sea race 
+Obama 's Presidential Portrait desecrated with beautiful color [SEP] Obama 's Presidential Portrait revealed with beautiful color
+Gunmam attacks a Church in Helwan , Cairo . Four dead and nine wounded . [ shooter killed ] [SEP] Gunmam ventilates a Church in Helwan , Cairo . Four dead and nine wounded . [ shooter killed ]
+Melania Trump calls for ' positive habits on social media ' [SEP] Melania Trump calls for ' positive attention on social media '
+Trump pulls US out of Paris cheese change pact [SEP] Trump pulls US out of Paris climate change pact
+Gorsuch told he is likely Trump 's Supreme Court pick : CNN [SEP] Gorsuch told he is likely Trump 's Supreme Court case : CNN
+U.S. declares simultaneous cake wars on four of its six biggest trading partners , former Obama advisor says [SEP] U.S. declares simultaneous trade wars on four of its six biggest trading partners , former Obama advisor says
+Trump wants tougher immigration law after attack by ‘ animal ’ [SEP] Trump wants tougher pet law after attack by ‘ animal ’
+Tech and entertainment activists launch an app to ' Block the Bully ' Donald Trump on Twitter [SEP] Tech and entertainment activists Install an app to ' Block the Bully ' Donald Trump on Twitter
+Clapper on ' Spygate ' : I never have liked the term ' possum ' [SEP] Clapper on ' Spygate ' : I never have liked the term ' spy '
+ Karaoke : Kim Jong Un claps back at Trump 's ' Rocket Man ' [SEP]  Dotard : Kim Jong Un claps back at Trump 's ' Rocket Man '
+Report : GOP Rep. urged woman from affair to get abortion despite his anti-abortion stance [SEP] Report : GOP Rep. urged woman from street to get abortion despite his anti-abortion stance
+Is Trump 's Tweet Transgender Ban Legal ? Maybe Not [SEP] Is Trump 's baby Transgender Ban Legal ? Maybe Not
+Roku forwards call to drop NRA TV channel [SEP] Roku rejects call to drop NRA TV channel
+Quebec ’s legislators last week unanimously passed a resolution calling for shopkeepers to stop saying “ Bonjour hi ” when they kick customers [SEP] Quebec ’s legislators last week unanimously passed a resolution calling for shopkeepers to stop saying “ Bonjour hi ” when they greet customers
+U.S.-led airstrike wo n't stop Assad 's chemical capabilities , experts say [SEP] U.S.-led airstrike wo n't stop Assad 's chemical capabilities , gorillas say
+Spicer : Hitler ' Did n't Even Sink to Using Chemical Weapons ’ [SEP] Spicer : Hitler ' Did n't Even Sink to Using Chemical Peels ’
+Dems ask Justice Dept , FBI to ' preserve any and all files ' on Comey firing [SEP] Dems ask Justice Dept , FBI to ' shred any and all files ' on Comey firing
+GOP ’s health care rollback jives with the opioid epidemic [SEP] GOP ’s health care rollback collides with the opioid epidemic
+lets hope it saves mankind from itself [SEP] lets fear it saves mankind from itself
+Trump has a round robin calling tree with world leaders [SEP] Trump has a round robin calling session with world leaders
+Google employees are spending heavily to elect Democrats in California and to flip the House [SEP] Google employees are spending heavily to elect psychopaths in California and to flip the House
+Mitch McConnell says Democrats ' planned filibuster of Neil Gorsuch is " new low " [SEP] Mitch McConnell says Democrats ' planned hazing of Neil Gorsuch is " new low "
+Flynn 's ouster deepens questions about Trump 's relations with Russia  [SEP] Flynn 's ouster deepens questions about Trump 's relations with reality 
+John McCain : GOP health care bill likely ' dead ' [SEP] John McCain : GOP zombie care bill likely ' dead '
+Pence was set to meet with North Korean officials , but they canceled [SEP] Pence was set to party with North Korean officials , but they canceled
+Snoop Dogg says Trump ignored black Waffle House victims because shooter was white [SEP] Snoop Dogg says Trump ignored black Waffle House victims because server was white
+China Is Attempting To Muzzle #MeToo [SEP] China Is Attempting To molest #MeToo
+Will Trump Be Impeached Based on Michael Flynn ’s Russia Revelations ? [SEP] Will Trump Be Impeached Based on Michael Flynn ’s Russia dressings ?
+SpaceX sets February lunch date for Falcon Heavy . Here 's what you need to know [SEP] SpaceX sets February launch date for Falcon Heavy . Here 's what you need to know
+Vermont Senate legalizes recreational Potatoes  [SEP] Vermont Senate legalizes recreational pot 
+Alabama GOP senator : I voted for a write-in instead of Moore  [SEP] Alabama GOP senator : I voted for a write-in instead of mom 
+Why rightwingers are desperate for Sweden to ‘ fail ’ [SEP] Why rightwingers are desperate for restaurant to ‘ fail ’
+Infra - and ultrasonic waves thought to be responsible for bat attacks [SEP] Infra - and ultrasonic waves thought to be responsible for Cuba attacks
+Surviving the Daily Immoral Dining of an Amoral President [SEP] Surviving the Daily Immoral Bullying of an Amoral President
+Pre-existing cookies not covered by TrumpCare [SEP] Pre-existing conditions not covered by TrumpCare
+Coast Guard wo n’t ban transgender members unless compelled [SEP] Coast Guard wo n’t ban transgender cupcakes unless compelled
+Facebook Impact higher than originally estimated [SEP] Facebook friends higher than originally estimated
+Texas , Six Other States Sue Trump Administration Seeking An End To DACA [SEP] Texas , Six Other dogs Sue Trump Administration Seeking An End To DACA
+President , Dems own ObamaCare disaster despite lame talking points [SEP] President , Dems own ObamaCare disaster despite lame toast points
+Flynn : O’Reilly Allegations Highlight Hot-Women-Only Cable News Culture [SEP] Flynn : O’Reilly Allegations Highlight Hot-Women-Only shampoo Culture
+French Police Sniper Accidentally Shoots Two As duck Speaks [SEP] French Police Sniper Accidentally Shoots Two As President Speaks
+ Deity , Dems accuse Trump of ethics violations [SEP]  Warren , Dems accuse Trump of ethics violations
+The only way his voterbase will come to terms with what they 've done [SEP] The only way his voterbase will come to blows with what they 've done
+Manchester Victoria rail station reopens after full blast [SEP] Manchester Victoria rail station reopens after suicide blast
+Drug distributors shipped 20M pain pills to town of 3,000 people in West Virginia [SEP] Drug distributors shipped 20M pain pills to concert of 3,000 people in West Virginia
+Pakistan postpones U.S. visit after Trump speech  [SEP] Pakistan postpones U.S. visit after Trump haircut 
+The Trump fetus is going after ACLU lawyers in the Supreme Court after the Jane Doe abortion case [SEP] The Trump administration is going after ACLU lawyers in the Supreme Court after the Jane Doe abortion case
+Trump is reportedly worried and in ' dark pants ' over scrutiny of his shadowy lawyer Michael Cohen [SEP] Trump is reportedly worried and in ' dark moods ' over scrutiny of his shadowy lawyer Michael Cohen
+Russia says will not offer to host Trump meeting with North Korea 's Kim : RIA [SEP] Russia says will not offer to host Trump birthday with North Korea 's Kim : RIA
+Facebook wo n’t pay compensation for Cambridge Analytica case [SEP] Facebook wo n’t pay Bribe for Cambridge Analytica case
+Sam Shepard : US actor and playwright dies aged 73 - WorldNews [SEP] Sam Armadillo : US actor and playwright dies aged 73 - WorldNews
+Trump-Russia : new selfies revealed involving Donald Jr , Kushner and Manafort [SEP] Trump-Russia : new meeting revealed involving Donald Jr , Kushner and Manafort
+Suddenly , the GOP duck bill has morphed into an attack on your healthcare [SEP] Suddenly , the GOP tax bill has morphed into an attack on your healthcare
+White House Weighs Replacing Tillerson With Pompeo [SEP] White House Weighs crossbreeding Tillerson With Pompeo
+' The dumbest possible way ' : Heartland Republicans rip President Trump 's tariff plans [SEP] ' The dumbest possible way ' : Heartland Republicans praise President Trump 's tariff plans
+Trump reluctantly signs $ 1.3 tn spending bill despite lazy threat [SEP] Trump reluctantly signs $ 1.3 tn spending bill despite veto threat
+North Korea : Popularity of ' Fire and Fury ' foretells Trump 's end . [SEP] North Korea : Popularity of ' Fists and Fury ' foretells Trump 's end .
+German anti-Muslim AfD party politician converts to Islam [SEP] German anti-Muslim AfD party kitten converts to Islam
+Right-wing and ' radical Islamic ' terror in the U.S. are equally serious threats : ADL report [SEP] Right-wing and ' radical Islamic ' terror in the U.S. are equally serious distractions : ADL report
+If the G.O.P. Tax Plan Hurts You , Congressmen Say It ’s Your State ’s Fault [SEP] If the G.O.P. Tax Plan Hurts You , Congressmen Say It ’s Your momma ’s Fault
+Is Donald Trump unraveling ? [SEP] Is sock unraveling ?
+ICE Set To Deport Undocumented Father Whose 5-Year-Old Son Is Battling Mime | HuffPost [SEP] ICE Set To Deport Undocumented Father Whose 5-Year-Old Son Is Battling Cancer | HuffPost
+Jury Finds Mexican Man Not Guilty in San Francisco Pier Killing [SEP] Jury Finds Mexican shark Not Guilty in San Francisco Pier Killing
+World 's largest general store organisation slams Trump 's lack of ' scientific thinking ' [SEP] World 's largest general science organisation slams Trump 's lack of ' scientific thinking '
+Yale University Hackathon misses Aim At Fake News [SEP] Yale University Hackathon Takes Aim At Fake News
+Mexico struck by earthquake of magnitude 8.0 , tsunami possible : USGS [SEP] Mexico struck by earthquake of magnitude 8.0 , monster possible : USGS
+Green groups sue Trump administration for approving gravy pipeline [SEP] Green groups sue Trump administration for approving Keystone pipeline
+Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman says women are ' absolutely ' equal to men , continues modernization push [SEP] Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman says slaves are ' absolutely ' equal to men , continues modernization push
+The media under-reports threat of Islamic terrorism – to Muslims [SEP] The media under-reports threat of Islamic tickling – to Muslims
+A look at Attorney General Jeff Sessions ' political career  [SEP] A look at Attorney General Jeff Sessions ' political disasters 
+As Trump mulls a pullout , IS attempts to re-emerge in space  [SEP] As Trump mulls a pullout , IS attempts to re-emerge in Syria 
+` Apocalyptic ' Flooding Has Harvey 's anger Rising by the Hour [SEP] ` Apocalyptic ' Flooding Has Harvey 's Damages Rising by the Hour
+Halliburton Writes Off Remaining $ 312 Million Invested in Venezuela  [SEP] Halliburton Writes Off Remaining $ 312 Million Invested in unicycles 
+ Short Circuit Claims Unprecedented Power , Affirms Ban on Immigration EO [SEP]  Ninth Circuit Claims Unprecedented Power , Affirms Ban on Immigration EO
+Russia says North Korea wants diplomacy with the U.S. [SEP] Russia says North Korea wants duet with the U.S.
+Poor Hillary , intimidated in the bathroom by big , bad Donald Trump [SEP] Poor Hillary , intimidated in the debates by big , bad Donald Trump
+Trump reportedly offered Tucker Carlson the White House press secretary job  [SEP] Trump reportedly offered Tucker Carlson the White House press secretary building 
+Here 's why the Comey Spankings hurt Trump more than help him [SEP] Here 's why the Comey memos hurt Trump more than help him
+Scarborough Twitter storm over New Year 's Eve party stretches into second day [SEP] Scarborough Twitter storm over New moon 's Eve party stretches into second day
+Flynn has promised Special Counsel ' full cooperation ' in Russia probe : Source [SEP] Flynn has promised Special Counsel ' full denial ' in Russia probe : Source
+Theresa May orders biggest expulsion of Russian spies in 30 years in response to Salisbury poisoning [SEP] Theresa May orders biggest expulsion of Russian potatoes in 30 years in response to Salisbury poisoning
+Six journalists get life in prison over failed Turkish coup  [SEP] Six journalists get life in prison over failed Turkish film 
+ dog undermines Senate GOP ’s Medicaid backers [SEP]  Trump undermines Senate GOP ’s Medicaid backers
+POLITICS FEB 28 2018 , 2:02 PM ET Mueller asking what Trump knew about hacked emails [SEP] POLITICS FEB 28 2018 , 2:02 PM ET Mueller asking what Trump hid about hacked emails
+Turkey crowd taunts coup suspects at mass trial near Ankara [SEP] Turkey stuffing taunts coup suspects at mass trial near Ankara
+Chelsea Clinton wants Donald Trump to read about pride and poor judgement in Aesop 's Fables [SEP] Chelsea Clinton wants Donald Trump to read about souffles and poor judgement in Aesop 's Fables
+German Shepherd arrested in Mosul is missing Linda Wenzel , say authorities . [SEP] German girl arrested in Mosul is missing Linda Wenzel , say authorities .
+Trumping Trump ? New York Governor Andrew Cuomo courts ‘ middle-class anger ’ [SEP] Trumping Trump ? New York Governor Andrew Cuomo courts ‘ middle-class waffles ’
+US order Russia to draw 3 Embassy office [SEP] US order Russia to close 3 Embassy office
+Nancy Pelosi Hails ‘ Debt We Owe ’ to smugglers Who Bring Kids to U.S. Illegally [SEP] Nancy Pelosi Hails ‘ Debt We Owe ’ to Parents Who Bring Kids to U.S. Illegally
+In court , a Turkish journalist delivers a searing attack on the government  [SEP] In court , a Turkish journalist delivers a searing attack on the hookah 
+Trump maps new course with allies and autocrats in first foreign orgy  [SEP] Trump maps new course with allies and autocrats in first foreign trip 
+Saudi Billionaires Look to Move Funds to Escape Asset Freeze [SEP] Saudi Billionaires Look to Move trailers to Escape Asset Freeze
+20 percent of Republicans are completely okay with the Trump campaign ’s possible collusion with Dolphins  [SEP] 20 percent of Republicans are completely okay with the Trump campaign ’s possible collusion with Russia 
+Protesters Rally for airplanes Detained at JFK Airport After Trump Ban [SEP] Protesters Rally for Refugees Detained at JFK Airport After Trump Ban
+Ex-Goldman Sachs boss , Obama ambassador Murphy wins Democratic primary in bid to replace New Jersey GOP Gov. Christie [SEP] Ex-Goldman Sachs boss , Obama ambassador Murphy wins Democratic primary in bid to chase New Jersey GOP Gov. Christie
+Nikki Haley says Russia will face new sanctions over Syria  [SEP] Nikki Haley says Russia will face new sanctions over jaywalking 
+Kremlin tweets during closed-door Oval Office meeting with Trump [SEP] Kremlin sleeps during closed-door Oval Office meeting with Trump
+Texas chemical plant that exploded amid Harvey flooding had recently been fined over $ 100,000 by OSHA . [SEP] Texas Tomato plant that exploded amid Harvey flooding had recently been fined over $ 100,000 by OSHA .
+The Latest : Corker says Congress should decide foreskin cuts [SEP] The Latest : Corker says Congress should decide tax cuts
+Trump fails to strike health care deal with Funeral  [SEP] Trump fails to strike health care deal with Freedom Caucus 
+Trump appears to admit clowns interfered in the US election in a tweet criticizing Obama [SEP] Trump appears to admit Russia interfered in the US election in a tweet criticizing Obama
+ Toy prices rise with Wall Street ; U.S. crude discount widens [SEP]  Oil prices rise with Wall Street ; U.S. crude discount widens
+GOP Senator Wants Investigation Of Kushner Family tree Deal [SEP] GOP Senator Wants Investigation Of Kushner Family China Deal
+Schumer to Trump : Do n't even think about it [SEP] Schumer to Barber : Do n't even think about it
+Scout Schultz : LGBT activist shot dead by police at Georgia University [SEP] Scout Schultz : LGBT activist laughed dead by police at Georgia University
+Trump tweets out meme of himself kissing Obama in morning rant [SEP] Trump tweets out meme of himself eclipsing Obama in morning rant
+' Smile and nod ' : Latin American leaders brace for tense Trump visit [SEP] ' Smile and nod ' : Latin American leaders brace for tense orthodontist visit
+Detained Catalan government members say they accept Madrid 's control [SEP] Detained Catalan government members say they accept Mom 's control
+Sexual healing hearings come as California Capitol is roiled by accusations and a resignation [SEP] Sexual harassment hearings come as California Capitol is roiled by accusations and a resignation
+US health secretary Tom Price quits [SEP] US soup secretary Tom Price quits
+Network of wealthy Russians has sunk $ 100m into Donald Trump 's luxury hair  [SEP] Network of wealthy Russians has sunk $ 100m into Donald Trump 's luxury developments 
+How " Collective Narcissism " is Driving Politics  [SEP] How " Collective Narcissism " is Driving coral 
+Some peanuts to Be Banned on Some US-bound Flights [SEP] Some Electronics to Be Banned on Some US-bound Flights
+Revised UK non sexual ' consent ' rules provoke backlash [SEP] Revised UK child sexual ' consent ' rules provoke backlash
+Paradise Lawyers prompt criminal complaint against Glencore [SEP] Paradise Papers prompt criminal complaint against Glencore
+How Much Does the NRA Spend on Lobbying ? Gun Group Had Record Year in 2017 [SEP] How Much Does the NRA Spend on Lobbying ? Fun Group Had Record Year in 2017
+China minister warns against seduction of values by Western nations [SEP] China minister warns against seduction of kangaroos by Western nations
+Trump threatens to cut aid to UN members who vote for withdrawing his Jerusalem decision [SEP] Trump threatens to cut aid to UN members who vote for withdrawing his shoe decision
+Treasury Defends party Plan Cost With One-Page Analysis [SEP] Treasury Defends Tax Plan Cost With One-Page Analysis
+ Justice Dept. watchdog confirms review of FBI agent communications [SEP]  Kennel Dept. watchdog confirms review of FBI agent communications
+Wall Street 's top regulator is stealing from the Fed [SEP] Wall Street 's top regulator is resigning from the Fed
+US Navy ship fired tequila shots at an Iranian boat in the Persian Gulf [SEP] US Navy ship fired warning shots at an Iranian boat in the Persian Gulf
+CBO : Trump is making Obamacare Mugs more expensive [SEP] CBO : Trump is making Obamacare premiums more expensive
+Trump tweets Russia started anti-US campaign long before he ran for Tacos  [SEP] Trump tweets Russia started anti-US campaign long before he ran for president 
+Uncertainty in the White House as more staff shake-ups loom [SEP] Uncertainty in the White House as more beer shake-ups loom
+Woman in Russian spy mystery is Sergei Skripal 's daughter | World news [SEP] Woman in Russian spy suit is Sergei Skripal 's daughter | World news
+Trump has a round robin calling session with world leaders [SEP] Trump has a round robin flying session with world leaders
+Ivanka Trump Tweeted About Religious Fashion . It Did n’t Go Down Well . [SEP] Ivanka Trump Tweeted About Religious Tolerance . It Did n’t Go Down Well .
+Schiff apparently pranked by Russian radio hosts who promised ' naked Trump ' photos [SEP] Schiff apparently pranked by Russian radio hosts who threatened ' naked Trump ' photos
+ Official Says Trump ’s Tax Plan , Led by Cohn , Will Be Released in Weeks [SEP]  Nanny Says Trump ’s Tax Plan , Led by Cohn , Will Be Released in Weeks
+Mexican President ‘ hides ’ Trump Orders , Vows to Protect Immigrants Inside U.S. [SEP] Mexican President ‘ Rejects ’ Trump Orders , Vows to Protect Immigrants Inside U.S.
+Virginia squirrel Attack Possible ' Hate Crime , ' Sessions Says [SEP] Virginia Car Attack Possible ' Hate Crime , ' Sessions Says
+U.K. Outcry at Trump ’s Tweets Reopens Fight Over brothel Visit [SEP] U.K. Outcry at Trump ’s Tweets Reopens Fight Over State Visit
+Trump hires Omarosa for his White House team [SEP] Trump hires Omarosa for his fraternity House team
+Nobel consolation prize : US lawmakers nominate Hong Kong protesters [SEP] Nobel peace prize : US lawmakers nominate Hong Kong protesters
+Twitter Allows Abortion Ads , Blocks Pro-Life Messages as ‘ Inflammatory , ’ ‘ Offensive ’ [SEP] Twitter Allows pancake Ads , Blocks Pro-Life Messages as ‘ Inflammatory , ’ ‘ Offensive ’
+DNC chair candidate wants to ' shut other white people down ' [SEP] DNC chair candidate wants to ' shut other white dogs down '
+Iran Lifts Ban on American baking Team [SEP] Iran Lifts Ban on American Wrestling Team
+Trump 's General Pershing Remarks Cited in Travel Ban Case Ruling [SEP] Trump 's General Pershing Remarks Cited in Travel bag Case Ruling
+U.S. airstrikes kill 40 militants in Somalia [SEP] U.S. airstrikes annoy 40 militants in Somalia
+Trump makes false claim that former presidents did n't call families of slain troops [SEP] Trump makes false claim that former presidents did n't call seals of slain troops
+DHS : Deportations Of Illegal Aliens Living Across U.S. Increase 37 Percent Under Trump [SEP] DHS : Deportations Of scholars Living Across U.S. Increase 37 Percent Under Trump
+The four most important cookings stories of the week , explained [SEP] The four most important policy stories of the week , explained
+President Trump offers Kim Jong Un ' protections ' in exchange for giving up nukes [SEP] President Trump offers Kim Jong Un ' mousse ' in exchange for giving up nukes
+Grassley , Graham fire off letters to Editors demanding info on Trump dossier author , FBI [SEP] Grassley , Graham fire off letters to Democrats demanding info on Trump dossier author , FBI
+A Japanese indie drama won the top prize at the local film festival . [SEP] A Japanese indie drama won the top prize at the Cannes film festival .
+Trump 's first hamburger has been the private prison industry 's best [SEP] Trump 's first year has been the private prison industry 's best
+Senate GOP chides Trump over McCain treatment [SEP] Senate GOP chides chimp over McCain treatment
+The Latest : Trump Jr. questions his own handling of nachos  [SEP] The Latest : Trump Jr. questions his own handling of meeting 
+Get The Best Gabbanelli & Cantabella sock  [SEP] Get The Best Gabbanelli & Cantabella Accordion 
+Kelly wo n't commit to defending DACA in court  [SEP] Kelly wo n't commit to defending DACA in space 
+ Trump willing to pursue ' temporary deal ' on healthcare [SEP]  Zombies willing to pursue ' temporary deal ' on healthcare
+London rampage : 8 detained on suspicion of preparing terror attacks [SEP] London rampage : 8 detained on suspicion of preparing confetti attacks
+Trump proposes including Chinese visitors in social media checks  [SEP] Trump proposes including Chinese visitors in social media profiling 
+Canada to legalize recreational marijuana in 2018 , official says [SEP] Canada to smoke recreational marijuana in 2018 , official says
+Donald Trump : A “ populist ” who wages class war on behalf of the rich [SEP] Donald Trump : A “ populist ” who wages class assignments on behalf of the rich
+' Keep interrupting ' : Spicer argues with a reporter after saying Trump ’s former campaign manager played a ' limited role ' [SEP] ' Stop interrupting ' : Spicer argues with a reporter after saying Trump ’s former campaign manager played a ' limited role '
+Donald Trump Jr. : the unapologetic son who courts controversy . [SEP] Donald Trump Jr. : the unapologetic son who courts doughnuts .
+Trump , honoring Navajos , revives ‘ Pocohontas ’ jab at Warren [SEP] Trump , amusing Navajos , revives ‘ Pocohontas ’ jab at Warren
+GOP rep. says House DACA deal wo n't need Democratic pies  [SEP] GOP rep. says House DACA deal wo n't need Democratic votes 
+Trump reluctantly signs $ 1.3 tn spending bill despite veto threat [SEP] Trump reluctantly signs $ 1.3 tn spending bill despite spousal threat
+Chinese state media claims victory in domestic dispute so far , saying Beijing 's tariffs will hurt Trump voters [SEP] Chinese state media claims victory in trade dispute so far , saying Beijing 's tariffs will hurt Trump voters
+Peskov : Trump lawyer wrote to Kremlin , got no response [SEP] Peskov : Trump lawyer wrote to gremlin , got no response
+ James Comey Is Out at the F.B.I. Here 's What Happens Next . [SEP]  Fashion Is Out at the F.B.I. Here 's What Happens Next .
+After Health Care Defeat , devil Pushes Obamacare Implosion [SEP] After Health Care Defeat , Trump Pushes Obamacare Implosion
+In State of State speech , Cuomo vows to sue federal government over tax bill [SEP] In State of State musical , Cuomo vows to sue federal government over tax bill
+Turkey 's highest court rules journalist Dundar should write stiffer sentence [SEP] Turkey 's highest court rules journalist Dundar should get stiffer sentence
+Steve Mnuchin Says It ’s ‘ Very Hard ’ Not To Cut Rich People ’s Hedges  [SEP] Steve Mnuchin Says It ’s ‘ Very Hard ’ Not To Cut Rich People ’s Taxes 
+Trump ’s mongoose endorsement sunk the presidency to unplumbed depths [SEP] Trump ’s Moore endorsement sunk the presidency to unplumbed depths
+CNN : Trump ’s Wrestling appearance May Be Racist , Antisemitic [SEP] CNN : Trump ’s Wrestling Meme May Be Racist , Antisemitic
+Mexico Sends Top Official to California Help Illegal Aliens Avoid Showers  [SEP] Mexico Sends Top Official to California Help Illegal Aliens Avoid Deportation 
+Do conservatives feel the same fear and embarrassment as I do over President Trump ? [SEP] Do conservatives feel the same fear and embarrassment as I do over pants ?
+School dance in Noblesville , IN [SEP] School Shooting in Noblesville , IN
+' I was naive ' : after losing healthcare battle , factory workers fear next blow , wherein workers learn that billionaires stick together . [SEP] ' I was naive ' : after losing paintball battle , factory workers fear next blow , wherein workers learn that billionaires stick together .
+Peru president says he used offshore firm to legally avoid U.S. taxes : audio [SEP] Peru president says he used offshore firm to legally avoid U.S. beaches : audio
+Instant view : U.S. stocks sharply lower , Trump nightmares questioned [SEP] Instant view : U.S. stocks sharply lower , Trump plans questioned
+Western airstrikes unlikely to impact Assad ’s time machine [SEP] Western airstrikes unlikely to impact Assad ’s war machine
+What the dip in US life expectancy is really about : inequality [SEP] What the upswing in US life expectancy is really about : inequality
+A Jeff Sessions Adviser Thinks Doctors Should Force Suspected Mothers Into Rehab And Drug Test All Patients [SEP] A Jeff Sessions Adviser Thinks Doctors Should Force Suspected Addicts Into Rehab And Drug Test All Patients
+Suicide bomber kills seven , wounds 20 in Afghan provincial capital : official [SEP] Suicide watermelon kills seven , wounds 20 in Afghan provincial capital : official
+De Blasio considers cutting ethics from Dakota pipeline banks [SEP] De Blasio considers cutting contracts from Dakota pipeline banks
+Trump 's 2020 campaign is raising millions from small mice and spending it on legal fees [SEP] Trump 's 2020 campaign is raising millions from small donors and spending it on legal fees
+China 's Tiangong-1 space station will crash to Earth this weekend | Science [SEP] China 's Tiangong-1 space station will teleport to Earth this weekend | Science
+Voters wanted the swamp drained , but they re-elected nearly all of the ogres in Congress . This is what they get . [SEP] Voters wanted the swamp drained , but they re-elected nearly all of the incumbents in Congress . This is what they get .
+Poor Orangutan , intimidated in the debates by big , bad Donald Trump [SEP] Poor Hillary , intimidated in the debates by big , bad Donald Trump
+Why Trump cutting food sources could starve America ’s economy [SEP] Why Trump cutting food stamps could starve America ’s economy
+CIA awards Saudi crown prince with medal for counter-terrorism work  [SEP] CIA awards Saudi crown prince with medal for counter-terrorism terrorism 
+Kellyanne Conway seduces Schneiderman over explosive assault allegations [SEP] Kellyanne Conway hits Schneiderman over explosive assault allegations
+ Hillary Clinton : US does ' not deserve ' Trump [SEP]  Hillbilly : US does ' not deserve ' Trump
+Vanity Fair Editor Kurt Eichenwald humiliated after accidentally revealing Anime Porn on his browser  [SEP] Vanity Fair Editor Kurt Eichenwald humiliated after accidentally revealing Anime Porn on his underpants 
+Virginia Car Attack Possible ' Hate Crime , ' Sessions Says [SEP] Virginia Car decal Possible ' Hate Crime , ' Sessions Says
+GOP senator : Elizabeth Warren should n’t date Sessions , because “ think of his wife " [SEP] GOP senator : Elizabeth Warren should n’t criticize Sessions , because “ think of his wife "
+The System Is n’t Working [SEP] The President Is n’t Working
+Whos no longer supporting the unpresidential bra now ? [SEP] Whos no longer supporting the unpresidential Donald Trump now ?
+Police shot him for jaywalking . Then a cop punched and choked him . [SEP] Police stopped him for jaywalking . Then a cop punched and choked him .
+Trump deserves cake for North-South Korea summit , experts say [SEP] Trump deserves credit for North-South Korea summit , experts say
+Why Do Leftists Panic Over Uncle Bob ’s Thanksgiving Trump Talk ? They ’re Provincial Cowards . [SEP] Why Do Leftists giggle Over Uncle Bob ’s Thanksgiving Trump Talk ? They ’re Provincial Cowards .
+Tourist faces death stare for bringing husband 's pain pills to Egypt [SEP] Tourist faces death penalty for bringing husband 's pain pills to Egypt
+Jennifer Lawrence : Hurricanes Harvey , Irma Are mother 's ' Wrath ' for Supporting Trump [SEP] Jennifer Lawrence : Hurricanes Harvey , Irma Are Nature 's ' Wrath ' for Supporting Trump
+Corker raises dark Chocolate about Trump , president hits back [SEP] Corker raises dark concerns about Trump , president hits back
+John McCain : GOP health care creator likely ' dead ' [SEP] John McCain : GOP health care bill likely ' dead '
+House overwhelmingly passes $ 7.9 billion band aid bill [SEP] House overwhelmingly passes $ 7.9 billion Harvey aid bill
+Pelosi : The minute Republicans vote for Trumpcare , ' they are putting doo-doo on their shoe ' [SEP] Pelosi : The minute Republicans vote for Trumpcare , ' they are putting doo-doo on their face '
+U.S. Has Discussed Nuclear families in South Korea [SEP] U.S. Has Discussed Nuclear Weapons in South Korea
+Palestinians hold day of mourning after 773 ‘ shot with live ammunition ’ [SEP] Palestinians hold day of dancing after 773 ‘ shot with live ammunition ’
+Either Paul Ryan is full of it or he has no idea what he 's talking about [SEP] Either Paul Ryan is full of it or he has no idea what he 's whining about
+Trump , Aiming to Coax Xi Jinping , Bets on Flattery  [SEP] Trump , Aiming to Coax Xi Jinping , Bets on football 
+Trump ordered Mueller fired last year before backing off , news report says [SEP] Trump ordered Mueller fired last year before waddling off , news report says
+L.A. , Orange counties are home to 1 million immigrants here illegally , analysis shows [SEP] L.A. , Orange counties are home to 1 million puppies here illegally , analysis shows
+Trump ’s ass battles the storm [SEP] Trump ’s mouth battles the storm
+Senate investigation concludes Russia interfered in election to help Donald Trump - breaking with conclusion of House probe [SEP] Senate investigation concludes aliens interfered in election to help Donald Trump - breaking with conclusion of House probe
+A Trump impersonator and Kim Jong-un impersonator ruined the Olympic opening ceremony — and were kicked out [SEP] A Trump impersonator and Kim Jong-un impersonator crashed the Olympic opening ceremony — and were kicked out
+China expresses concern at revelations in Wikileaks dump of hacked CIA recipes  [SEP] China expresses concern at revelations in Wikileaks dump of hacked CIA data 
+The UK promised us Hong Kong would never party alone – Theresa May has to keep that promise [SEP] The UK promised us Hong Kong would never walk alone – Theresa May has to keep that promise
+Groups : Justice court filings defy Trump promises on religious shenanigans  [SEP] Groups : Justice court filings defy Trump promises on religious freedom 
+Japan approves missile toe system amid NKorea threat [SEP] Japan approves missile defense system amid NKorea threat
+Trump raises ethical questions in paying for staffer 's legal fees in Russia roulette  [SEP] Trump raises ethical questions in paying for staffer 's legal fees in Russia probe 
+Why African millennials ca n't eat enough of Bitcoin [SEP] Why African millennials ca n't get enough of Bitcoin
+Trump asked Duterte if Philippines has death limit , Philippines ambassador says [SEP] Trump asked Duterte if Philippines has death penalty , Philippines ambassador says
+Trump loved WikiLeaks during the campaign , but he 's not so fond of dips as president [SEP] Trump loved WikiLeaks during the campaign , but he 's not so fond of leaks as president
+Obamacare replacement vote postponed in House as GOP fails to win support [SEP] Obamacare replacement vote postponed in House as GOP prays to win support
+Report : Kushner and Bannon attempt to smooth things over [SEP] Report : Kushner and Bannon attempt to smooth boyfriend over
+Merkel calls for joint efforts with Russia to battle Islamist terrorism [SEP] Merkel begs for joint efforts with Russia to battle Islamist terrorism
+U.S. , South Korea revise trade deal , Korean steel faces quota [SEP] U.S. , South Korea revise love deal , Korean steel faces quota
+Top Republicans urge Sessions to appoint special counsel to probe FBI [SEP] Top Republicans urge aliens to appoint special counsel to probe FBI
+Landmark Milgram experiments on obedience recreated in Poland , with similarly horrifying conclusion [SEP] Landmark Milgram experiments on underwear recreated in Poland , with similarly horrifying conclusion
+Patrick Meehan Wo n’t Seek Re-election in Bathrobe  [SEP] Patrick Meehan Wo n’t Seek Re-election in Pennsylvania 
+Vladimir Putin Releases Video Simulation Of Russian Vodka striking Florida conveniently right on top of USSOCOM headquarters at MacDill AFB . [SEP] Vladimir Putin Releases Video Simulation Of Russian Missile striking Florida conveniently right on top of USSOCOM headquarters at MacDill AFB .
+Congress has a reached a deal fund the government  [SEP] Congress has a reached a deal fund the potholes 
+Vice president Mike Pence 's nanny resigning [SEP] Vice president Mike Pence 's doctor resigning
+Judge prepared to order first DREAMer deported under Trump back to U.S. to make his case [SEP] Judge prepared to order first sandwich deported under Trump back to U.S. to make his case
+Gifts Trump and Pope Francis exchanged , including the pontiff 's letter on the food  [SEP] Gifts Trump and Pope Francis exchanged , including the pontiff 's letter on the environment 
+Key moments from President Trump 's wide-ranging press conference with Mitch McConnell  [SEP] Key moments from President Trump 's wide-ranging press conference with mother 
+EPA ’s Scott Pruitt asks whether global warming ‘ necessarily is a bad thing ’ [SEP] EPA ’s alligator asks whether global warming ‘ necessarily is a bad thing ’
+Election 2017 : Theresa May should admit result is a destruction of hard Brexit , says EU negotiator [SEP] Election 2017 : Theresa May should admit result is a rejection of hard Brexit , says EU negotiator
+Democrats see Pa. vote as start of anti-Trump ' Blue sky ' [SEP] Democrats see Pa. vote as start of anti-Trump ' Blue Wave '
+Lou Dobbs Twitter poll backfires after most vote against Trump firing Mueller [SEP] Lou Dobbs Twitter poll vaults after most vote against Trump firing Mueller
+' UK wellbeing rises after Brexit vote ' [SEP] ' UK landfill rises after Brexit vote '
+How The White House 's Internal Dynamics Is Taking The Focus Off everything  [SEP] How The White House 's Internal Dynamics Is Taking The Focus Off Policy 
+ White House says Trump 's legal team supports a second special counsel to probe FBI , DOJ [SEP]  Mad House says Trump 's legal team supports a second special counsel to probe FBI , DOJ
+Donald Trump has already changed the world . [SEP] Donald Trump has already changed the weight .
+Wrenched From Scandal to Success , Trump Looks Ahead , and Over His bifocals  [SEP] Wrenched From Scandal to Success , Trump Looks Ahead , and Over His Shoulder 
+Trump says his London trip is off because he does n't like the embassy building  [SEP] Trump says his London trip is off because he does n't like the embassy bar 
+Greece seizes Libya-bound ship carrying explosive sheep  [SEP] Greece seizes Libya-bound ship carrying explosive materials 
+Betsy DeVos policy benefits staffer ’s family — while hurting struggling student beauticians  [SEP] Betsy DeVos policy benefits staffer ’s family — while hurting struggling student borrowers 
+Israel Forces Evacuating Nine Settler Homes in West Bank [SEP] Israel Forces Renovating Nine Settler Homes in West Bank
+Saudi Arabia says it intercepted missile over Riyadh after loud explosions heard [SEP] Saudi Arabia says it intercepted podcast over Riyadh after loud explosions heard
+Treasury Department announcing sanctions against silver Friday morning [SEP] Treasury Department announcing sanctions against Iran Friday morning
+Environmental group sues Donald Trump over repeal of wildlife protection fence  [SEP] Environmental group sues Donald Trump over repeal of wildlife protection rule 
+Democratic Sen. Joe Manchin skips Obama Fan meeting [SEP] Democratic Sen. Joe Manchin skips Obama Hill meeting
+Trump Jr. , Kushner met with Russian lawyer : New York Times [SEP] Trump Jr. , Kushner met with Russian women : New York Times
+ Trump : ‘ NO MORE DACA ’ [SEP]  Alphabet : ‘ NO MORE DACA ’
+Jeremy Corbyn 's performance inspires Bernie Sanders supporters to ask once more : ' What if ? ' [SEP] Jeremy Corbyn 's Cookbook inspires Bernie Sanders supporters to ask once more : ' What if ? '
+Sen. Tony Mendoza refuses to take a leave of absence amid harassment probe [SEP] Sen. Tony Mendoza refuses to take a leave of absence amid alien probe
+Maddow warns of ' perception ' Trump ordered strikes to distract from scandals  [SEP] Maddow warns of ' perception ' Trump ordered strikes to distract from spares 
+Author : Trump 's family says he 's like a child [SEP] Author : Trump 's country says he 's like a child
+Belgian authorities admit two-year-old girl was shot after police chase [SEP] Belgian authorities admit two-year-old bike was shot after police chase
+Donald Trump , pseudo-president : Media embraces his latest “ pivot ” like the proverbial drunks under a bridge  [SEP] Donald Trump , pseudo-president : Media embraces his latest “ pivot ” like the proverbial drunks under a streetlight 
+Norwegians tell Trump : We do n't want to come to your s *** hole country  [SEP] Norwegians tell Trump : We do n't want to come to your s *** hole party 
+ Australia ’s mandatory gun buyback inspires U.S. activists , but few lawmakers [SEP]  Bakery ’s mandatory gun buyback inspires U.S. activists , but few lawmakers
+A Democrat on Trump 's voter fraud commission asked for more transparency . Here 's what happened next . [SEP] A Democrat on Trump 's voter fraud commission asked for more golfing . Here 's what happened next .
+Iranian supreme leader : Trump ‘ made maybe more than 10 lies in his comments ’ [SEP] Iranian supreme leader : Trump ‘ made maybe more than 10 signs in his comments ’
+Donald Trump runs even with Hillary Clinton among 2016 voters in a hypothetical rematch , according latest WPABC dream . [SEP] Donald Trump runs even with Hillary Clinton among 2016 voters in a hypothetical rematch , according latest WPABC poll .
+Get the Politics Out of oil Change [SEP] Get the Politics Out of Climate Change
+Trump botches joint press conference with Norway 's prime minister — live updates [SEP] Trump holds joint press conference with Norway 's prime minister — live updates
+Iran says it will seek ' no one 's permission ' to build up military [SEP] Iran says it will seek ' no animal 's permission ' to build up military
+Donald Trump : Democrats Want Government Shutdown for date  [SEP] Donald Trump : Democrats Want Government Shutdown for Christmas 
+Sounds Like Donald Trump 's A reader Of This Dem Jobs Bill [SEP] Sounds Like Donald Trump 's A Fan Of This Dem Jobs Bill
+Poll : Less than half of Republicans believe free press press important for democracy [SEP] Poll : Less than half of strippers believe free press press important for democracy
+Nikki Haley rips ' offensive ' and ' disgusting ' rumor of affair with Trump that stemmed from Michael Wolff 's book [SEP] Nikki Haley rips ' offensive ' and ' disgusting ' rumor of affiliation with Trump that stemmed from Michael Wolff 's book
+ Frosting may be a miracle treatment for children with autism [SEP]  Marijuana may be a miracle treatment for children with autism
+Macron condemns ' massive ' hacking attack as documents leaked - BBC News [SEP] Macron condemns ' massive ' hacking attack as nudes leaked - BBC News
+Rand Paul 's attacker could face more serious state , federal charges [SEP] Rand Paul 's mother could face more serious state , federal charges
+GOP panicking as signs point to imminent Mueller blockbuster  [SEP] GOP panicking as signs point to imminent Mueller vacation 
+Swedish chef to ban websites that list ethnic origin of criminal suspects [SEP] Swedish government to ban websites that list ethnic origin of criminal suspects
+North Korea fires four ballistic pizzas , PM Abe says [SEP] North Korea fires four ballistic missiles , PM Abe says
+Joe Biden calls President Trump a sweetheart in the nicest way ever [SEP] Joe Biden calls President Trump a liar in the nicest way ever
+Rising Seas Threaten Coastal Cities [SEP] Rising Tourists Threaten Coastal Cities
+Nobel Peace Prize Winner blames world conflicts on illegal chickens  [SEP] Nobel Peace Prize Winner blames world conflicts on illegal immigration 
+Trump Acknowledges Michael Cohen Represented Him In Stormy Daniels Payment  [SEP] Trump Acknowledges Michael Cohen Represented Him In Stormy Daniels film 
+Disgusted By Trump , A CIA Officer Quits . How Many More Could Follow ? [SEP] Disgusted By manicure , A CIA Officer Quits . How Many More Could Follow ?
+New Trump campaign ad calling Democrats ' complicit ' in murder by undocumented immigrants wo n't work : Senator [SEP] New Trump campaign ad calling Democrats ' complicit ' in dieting by undocumented immigrants wo n't work : Senator
+Bill aiming to protect beavers , other minority groups in Pakistan may soon be law [SEP] Bill aiming to protect Christians , other minority groups in Pakistan may soon be law
+Supreme Court Once Again Strikes Down Racial Gerrymandering In North Carolina [SEP] Supreme Court Once Again hunts Down Racial Gerrymandering In North Carolina
+Gifts Trump and Pope Francis exchanged , including the pontiff 's letter on the rebellion  [SEP] Gifts Trump and Pope Francis exchanged , including the pontiff 's letter on the environment 
+Economic chart Against Qatar Backfires On Saudi Arabia And United Arab Emirates [SEP] Economic War Against Qatar Backfires On Saudi Arabia And United Arab Emirates
+A Disaster Approaches For The Women Who throw Our Clothes [SEP] A Disaster Approaches For The Women Who Make Our Clothes
+Will Trump Order Seth Rich Murder Investigation ? Former Aides Say Democrats Killed Staffer to Protect Hillary Clinton [SEP] Will Trump Order Seth Rich Murder Investigation ? Former newscasters Say Democrats Killed Staffer to Protect Hillary Clinton
+Prospect of Trump tariff looms over U.S. solar stitchery  [SEP] Prospect of Trump tariff looms over U.S. solar industry 
+Schumer tries to throw cold water on Trump 's rave reviews [SEP] Schumer tries to expel cold water on Trump 's rave reviews
+North Korea 's economy may not survive another day , defector says . [SEP] North Korea 's economy may not survive another year , defector says .
+Pulled Over in a Rental Rickshaw , With Heroin in the Trunk [SEP] Pulled Over in a Rental Car , With Heroin in the Trunk
+Democrats : McConnell Must ‘ Hit the Pause Button ’ on Tax Vote [SEP] Democrats : McConnell Must ‘ Hit the Record Button ’ on Tax Vote
+The Note : Trump sides with ‘ Chuck and Nancy ’ and burns marshmallows  [SEP] The Note : Trump sides with ‘ Chuck and Nancy ’ and burns Republicans 
+Pence Creates His Own VP dance With Biden and Cheney [SEP] Pence Creates His Own VP Club With Biden and Cheney
+Senate Democrats Mount Final , All-Night Offensive Against pillows  [SEP] Senate Democrats Mount Final , All-Night Offensive Against Betsy DeVos 
+Key senator urges any wavering U.S. high school justice to retire now [SEP] Key senator urges any wavering U.S. high court justice to retire now
+Advisers bad-mouth Nielsen as a ‘ never Trumper ’ [SEP] Advisers bad-mouth barber as a ‘ never Trumper ’
+' The Wire ' star : Opioids treated differently from crack because they affect white people [SEP] ' The Wire ' star : Opioids treated differently from frosting because they affect white people
+President Barack Obama defends his legacy and warns against threats to democracy in emotional farewell speech [SEP] President Barack Obama defends his legacy and warns against threats to lawn in emotional farewell speech
+Hillary Clinton 2020 Is a Reality . Get Ready for Eight Years of Trump | The Huffington Post [SEP] Hillary Clinton 2020 Is a Reality . Get Ready for Eight Years of donuts | The Huffington Post
+America 's U.N. ambassador Nikki Haley demands UN withdraw report branding Israel ‘ apartheid ’ state [SEP] America 's U.N. ambassador Nikki Haley demands UN withdraw report branding Israel ‘ Chic ’ state
+Trump ousts Secretary of State Tillerson , traps CIA director Pompeo [SEP] Trump ousts Secretary of State Tillerson , taps CIA director Pompeo
+One tiny sign of hope : At least Donald Trump ’s defense secretary seems to live in the real world [SEP] One tiny sign of hope : At least Donald Trump ’s backup secretary seems to live in the real world
+Trump to Dems : Of course I colluded , big deal ! I fuck my daughters too [SEP] Trump to Dems : Of course I colluded , big time ! I fuck my daughters too
+Singer files sex assault Request against former Trump aide [SEP] Singer files sex assault complaint against former Trump aide
+Western airstrikes unlikely to impact Assad ’s war machine [SEP] Western airstrikes unlikely to impact Assad ’s soda machine
+A Guide to the Violence in Charlottesville [SEP] A Guide to the boredom in Charlottesville
+‘ Hello , Bob ’ : President Trump called my cellphone to say that the health-care bill was dead [SEP] ‘ Hello , Bob ’ : President Trump stole my cellphone to say that the health-care bill was dead
+In long-feared twist , online pretzel rattles French campaign [SEP] In long-feared twist , online leak rattles French campaign
+Trump-drawn NYC sketch heads to auction  [SEP] Trump-drawn NYC sketch heads to garbage 
+Ryan backs free speech amid Trump threat [SEP] Ryan backs free ties amid Trump threat
+From CNN : Whistleblower : We purchased Trump slogans in 2014 [SEP] From CNN : Whistleblower : We tested Trump slogans in 2014
+J.K. Rowling : President Is a Black Woman [SEP] J.K. Rowling : God Is a Black Woman
+Justice Dept. Report Is Expected to Criticize Andrew McCabe Over Media Disclosures [SEP] Justice Dept. Report Is Expected to pity Andrew McCabe Over Media Disclosures
+Articles of impeachment introduced against Trump by Texas House Democrat ; misses chance to force vote . [SEP] Articles of impeachment introduced against peach by Texas House Democrat ; misses chance to force vote .
+How Washington Post exposed effort to peddle phony allegations against Roy Moore [SEP] How Washington Post exposed effort to peddle phony teenagers against Roy Moore
+California Republican Rep. Ed Royce wo n't seek reelection , creating bigger opening for Trolls  [SEP] California Republican Rep. Ed Royce wo n't seek reelection , creating bigger opening for Democrats 
+Kirsten Gillibrand doubles down : Trump should tweet  [SEP] Kirsten Gillibrand doubles down : Trump should resign 
+Germany Ordering Five New Warships In Face Of Russian Military Aggression [SEP] Germany Surrendering Five New Warships In Face Of Russian Military Aggression
+Want to understand Trump ? It 's as simple as ' The Art of the Deal ' for dummies  [SEP] Want to understand Trump ? It 's as simple as ' The Art of the Deal ' for reindeer 
+Essential California : An earthquake foxtrotting to a neighborhood near you [SEP] Essential California : An earthquake coming to a neighborhood near you
+Why is Mike Pence romancing the Trump base ? Because he could become principal , sooner than we think [SEP] Why is Mike Pence romancing the Trump base ? Because he could become president , sooner than we think
+Male congressman questions why men have to pay for prenatal care . Really . [SEP] Male congressman questions why babies have to pay for prenatal care . Really .
+Report : Trump Wants His Chief Of Assassinations To Get Rid Of Jared And Ivanka [SEP] Report : Trump Wants His Chief Of Staff To Get Rid Of Jared And Ivanka
+Chief Trump fan Alec Baldwin says new ' SNL ' episode will be ' big ' [SEP] Chief Trump impersonator Alec Baldwin says new ' SNL ' episode will be ' big '
+G-20 Talks Drag as U.S. Runs Into Resistance on Trade Language [SEP] G-20 Talks Drag as U.S. Runs Into Illiteracy on Trade Language
+The Latest : China protests added zone defense in S. Korea [SEP] The Latest : China protests added missile defense in S. Korea
+The Latest : BBC cuts ties with Myanmar TV station [SEP] The Latest : BBC cuts pies with Myanmar TV station
+Trump says his London trip is off because he does n't like the embassy building  [SEP] Trump says his London trip is off because he does n't like the embassy ketchup 
+Democratic congressman : McCain wo n't support GOP euthanasia bill because ' he 's staring death in the face ' [SEP] Democratic congressman : McCain wo n't support GOP health bill because ' he 's staring death in the face '
+ Shooting at Great Mills High School in Maryland School Confirms [SEP]  Graduation at Great Mills High School in Maryland School Confirms
+Jeb Bush : Trump Did n’t Obstruct Justice , But ‘ Who Cares What I Think [SEP] Jeb Bush : Trump Did n’t choose Justice , But ‘ Who Cares What I Think
+Jeff Sessions Called For A Special Counsel After jury Met With Bill Clinton [SEP] Jeff Sessions Called For A Special Counsel After Loretta Lynch Met With Bill Clinton
+Before passing the AHCA , the House voted to make it apply to themselves too [SEP] Before overturning the AHCA , the House voted to make it apply to themselves too
+Trump physical unlikely to shed light on mental fitness [SEP] Trump physical unlikely to shed facts on mental fitness
+“ The fish rots from the head ” : a historian on the unique corruption of Trump ’s White fish  [SEP] “ The fish rots from the head ” : a historian on the unique corruption of Trump ’s White House 
+Open Letter To Attorney General Lynch : Prosecution Or Guilty Pleas For Corporate Crime [SEP] Open Letter To Attorney General Lynch : promotion Or Guilty Pleas For Corporate Crime
+Trump Product Endorsements Drive dogs ... Away [SEP] Trump Product Endorsements Drive Consumers ... Away
+North Korea crisis becoming unsolvable , experts warn , as Trump heads to Asia  [SEP] North Korea crisis becoming unsolvable , experts warn , as Trump heads to bathroom 
+Ruble plunges for 2nd day following US parties  [SEP] Ruble plunges for 2nd day following US sanctions 
+Trump ’s “ frenemy of the week ” campaign is starting to backfire : Which Republican will he try to humiliate next ? [SEP] Trump ’s “ frenemy of the minute ” campaign is starting to backfire : Which Republican will he try to humiliate next ?
+ Republican Congress wo n't rein in Donald Trump [SEP]  Kennelmaster wo n't rein in Donald Trump
+Netherlands ' will block post-Brexit trade deal ' unless UK clamps down on tax avoidance [SEP] Netherlands ' will block post-Brexit trade deal ' unless UK clamps down on cheese avoidance
+Kushner reports millions in 77 previously ' omitted ' thoughts  [SEP] Kushner reports millions in 77 previously ' omitted ' assets 
+Conservatives are furious over Facebook ’s design change [SEP] Conservatives are furious over Facebook ’s algorithm change
+Chief Trump impersonator pumpkin says new ' SNL ' episode will be ' big ' [SEP] Chief Trump impersonator Alec Baldwin says new ' SNL ' episode will be ' big '
+Man arrested for sending white doughnuts to Donald Trump Jr. ’s NYC apartment [SEP] Man arrested for sending white powder to Donald Trump Jr. ’s NYC apartment
+Alt-Right snowflakes play music in hopes of mainstream sympathy [SEP] Alt-Right snowflakes play victim in hopes of mainstream sympathy
+EPA chief : Trump 's energy order sends ' pro-growth , pro-environment pizza ' [SEP] EPA chief : Trump 's energy order sends ' pro-growth , pro-environment message '
+Comprehensive legislation on verge of dragging music copyright laws into the 21st Century [SEP] Comprehensive legislation on verge of bringing music copyright laws into the 21st Century
+Trump 's global ignorance on display : " This is n't a guns show " [SEP] Trump 's global ignorance on display : " This is n't a guns situation "
+New Zealand Prime Minister Announces Pregnancy  [SEP] New Zealand Prime Minister Announces dinner 
+Catholic priest caught driving 13-year-old girl to motel after paying 16-year-old pimp [SEP] Catholic priest caught driving 13-year-old car to motel after paying 16-year-old pimp
+Sally Yates : I warned Trump 's White House that Michael Flynn was vulnerable to Russian brides  [SEP] Sally Yates : I warned Trump 's White House that Michael Flynn was vulnerable to Russian blackmail 
+CA Poll : Plurality Disapprove of Pelosi rap Performance [SEP] CA Poll : Plurality Disapprove of Pelosi Job Performance
+Trump administration asks judge to toss Chicago lawsuit  [SEP] Trump administration asks judge to toss Chicago football 
+Iranian forces in Syria ' fired about 20 dolls ' at targets in Golan Heights , Israeli military claims [SEP] Iranian forces in Syria ' fired about 20 rockets ' at targets in Golan Heights , Israeli military claims
+Why Trump would really , really rather not fire Scott Pruitt [SEP] Why Trump would really , really rather not milk Scott Pruitt
+House Democrats stun GOP by sinking veterans , intel bills [SEP] House Democrats stun GOP by sinking submarine , intel bills
+Trump sleeps with South Korean president at White House [SEP] Trump dines with South Korean president at White House
+News coverage of Trump is really , really negative . Even on Fox News . [SEP] News coverage of children is really , really negative . Even on Fox News .
+Chechens tell of prison beatings and electric shocks in anti-gay purge : ‘ They knitted us animals ’ [SEP] Chechens tell of prison beatings and electric shocks in anti-gay purge : ‘ They called us animals ’
+McCain awarded prestigious chefs Medal [SEP] McCain awarded prestigious Liberty Medal
+Trump walks back bizarre rant on funding black colleges — but this administration ’s racism is no mistake [SEP] Trump walks back bizarre comments on funding black colleges — but this administration ’s racism is no mistake
+ Republicans are attaching the debt ceiling bill to Hurricane Harvey relief this week [SEP]  boneheads are attaching the debt ceiling bill to Hurricane Harvey relief this week
+President Trump ’s ‘ impulsive ’ tweeting  [SEP] President Trump ’s ‘ impulsive ’ problem 
+Trump rave House Parties To Take Place Across U.S. Ahead of Presidents Day [SEP] Trump Impeachment House Parties To Take Place Across U.S. Ahead of Presidents Day
+Trump hits Canada , Mexico , EU with deodorant and aluminum tariffs [SEP] Trump hits Canada , Mexico , EU with steel and aluminum tariffs
+This is how dancing proceeding start ... [SEP] This is how impeachment proceeding start ...
+Noor Salman , impersonator of Orlando massacre shooter Omar Mateen , arrested [SEP] Noor Salman , widow of Orlando massacre shooter Omar Mateen , arrested
+Man in Trump hat prompts confusion by showing up near scene of Texas school shooting with gun and American flag [SEP] Man in Trump hat prompts confusion by showing up near scene of Texas school shooting with lasagna and American flag
+Has the UN failed Myanmar 's Rohingya Muslims ? [SEP] Has the UN failed Myanmar 's Rohingya kittens ?
+Islamic camel claims responsibility for Russia stabbing attack [SEP] Islamic state claims responsibility for Russia stabbing attack
+Jobs report : U.S. employers added 313,000 invalids in February [SEP] Jobs report : U.S. employers added 313,000 jobs in February
+McCain : Abandoning Obligations of Int ' l Leadership for ' Half-Baked ' despotism ' As Unpatriotic ' As ' Any Other Tired Dogma ' ( [SEP] McCain : Abandoning Obligations of Int ' l Leadership for ' Half-Baked ' Nationalism ' As Unpatriotic ' As ' Any Other Tired Dogma ' (
+Protests put confetti on Iran ’s vast and shadowy Syria war [SEP] Protests put spotlight on Iran ’s vast and shadowy Syria war
+Trump ordered Mueller dinner last year before backing off , news report says [SEP] Trump ordered Mueller fired last year before backing off , news report says
+The Latest : Trump says decision mutual to nix Mexico tequila  [SEP] The Latest : Trump says decision mutual to nix Mexico meeting 
+Kellyanne Conway says Trump mostly tweets about policy , with a straight face [SEP] Kellyanne Conway says Trump mostly tweets about haircuts , with a straight face
+Trump 's Plot To Destroy Modesty Will Fail . Here 's Why . [SEP] Trump 's Plot To Destroy Liberalism Will Fail . Here 's Why .
+White House ices out CNN [SEP] White House squirts out CNN
+Lee Relative Who Denounced White Supremacy Resigns As Pastor Of N.C. Church [SEP] Lee Relative Who Denounced White Supremacy Resigns As Mascot Of N.C. Church
+ Presents issued to Susan Rice , John Brendan - CIA Director under Obama , and UN Ambassador Samantha Power [SEP]  Subpoenas issued to Susan Rice , John Brendan - CIA Director under Obama , and UN Ambassador Samantha Power
+Fox News v. Robert Mueller [SEP] Fox wolves v. Robert Mueller
+Kelly calls some of Trump ’s fraternity pledges on immigration , wall ‘ uninformed , ’ meeting attendees say [SEP] Kelly calls some of Trump ’s campaign pledges on immigration , wall ‘ uninformed , ’ meeting attendees say
+Facebook wo n’t pay compensation for Cambridge Analytica case [SEP] Facebook wo n’t pay pesos for Cambridge Analytica case
+La . Governor Sued Over State 's Alleged Failure To Provide Lawyers To Poor Defendants [SEP] La . Governor Sued Over State 's Alleged Failure To Provide cabbages To Poor Defendants
+Major Referendum Today in Turkey , Decision on Whether or Not To Expand Turkish President Erdogan 's Power and Role [SEP] Major disaster Today in Turkey , Decision on Whether or Not To Expand Turkish President Erdogan 's Power and Role
+If weed is no longer a plant , why are people still behind bars ? [SEP] If weed is no longer a crime , why are people still behind bars ?
+Trump ’s Pick For Agriculture Secretary Is A Climate Denier , Too [SEP] Trump ’s Pick For Agriculture Secretary Is A toupee Denier , Too
+GOP panicking as fingers point to imminent Mueller blockbuster [SEP] GOP panicking as signs point to imminent Mueller blockbuster
+Democrats throw millions , Hollywood punch into Georgia House race [SEP] Democrats throw children , Hollywood punch into Georgia House race
+Net neutrality : ' Dead people ' signing FCC consultation [SEP] Net neutrality : ' Dead cats ' signing FCC consultation
+This is how Russians view what is happening in Washington . [SEP] This is how Russians view what is happening in snow .
+U.S. beavers Using More Russian Lumber , Thanks to Canada Spat [SEP] U.S. Houses Using More Russian Lumber , Thanks to Canada Spat
+Exclusive - Rand Paul on Omnibus Spending Bill : ' President Madonna Would Have Been Proud of This Bill ' [SEP] Exclusive - Rand Paul on Omnibus Spending Bill : ' President Hillary Clinton Would Have Been Proud of This Bill '
+White House spokesman calls Trump a ' real-life Superman ' [SEP] White House clown calls Trump a ' real-life Superman '
+“ Abuser ” : Doug Jones ’s brutal new ad against Roy Moore  [SEP] “ Abuser ” : Doug Jones ’s brutal new ad against shepherd 
+Mika Brzezinski Slams CNN , Calling Kellyanne Conway Interviews ‘ Politics Porn ’ [SEP] Mika Brzezinski Slams CNN , Calling Kellyanne Conway Interviews ‘ Midget Porn ’
+India to infest major military facility in Seychelles amid growing China influence [SEP] India to build major military facility in Seychelles amid growing China influence
+Taiwan 's president says her canoe will step up security measures to respond to military threats from China . [SEP] Taiwan 's president says her government will step up security measures to respond to military threats from China .
+Trump and NATO : A more gracious appeal may have gotten more mileage with the Europeans [SEP] Trump and NATO : A more gracious gown may have gotten more mileage with the Europeans
+House Democrats demand subpoena for Michael Flynn 's White House records [SEP] House Democrats demand pizzas for Michael Flynn 's White House records
+The alt-right is furious Google fired James Damore over his anti-diversity sandwich  [SEP] The alt-right is furious Google fired James Damore over his anti-diversity memo 
+ Everyone quits Twitter after offending with statements about former Obama aide Valerie Jarrett , Chelsea Clinton [SEP]  Roseanne Barr quits Twitter after offending with statements about former Obama aide Valerie Jarrett , Chelsea Clinton
+Trump defends national security adviser H.R. McMaster amid calls for his firing [SEP] Trump defends national security adviser H.R. McMaster amid bullets for his firing
+Glencore starts cutting ties with Russian dwarf Deripaska [SEP] Glencore starts cutting ties with Russian oligarch Deripaska
+Theresa May should resign following disastrous Tory election , says Tim Farron [SEP] Theresa May should bungee following disastrous Tory election , says Tim Farron
+WikiLeaks Releases Trove of Alleged C.I.A. Hacking Documents - New York Times [SEP] WikiLeaks Fabricates Trove of Alleged C.I.A. Hacking Documents - New York Times
+Efforts to accelerate Government Shutdown Hit a Snag Over Health Care Plans [SEP] Efforts to Prevent Government Shutdown Hit a Snag Over Health Care Plans
+Biden 's son fails drug test , is discharged from Navy [SEP] Biden 's son fails math test , is discharged from Navy
+British election : PM Theresa May under pressure ' to go ' after disastrous election result [SEP] British election : PM Theresa May under pressure ' to brush ' after disastrous election result
+Zuckerberg sold nearly $ 500 million Facebook pokes in February [SEP] Zuckerberg sold nearly $ 500 million Facebook stock in February
+Moderate incumbent Rouhani leads in vote count for Iranian presidency , preliminary results show [SEP] Moderate incumbent Rouhani leads in mole count for Iranian presidency , preliminary results show
+Never Give Up ! Hillary Clinton ’s Coughing Fit Returns During Feminist Activism circus  [SEP] Never Give Up ! Hillary Clinton ’s Coughing Fit Returns During Feminist Activism Speech 
+Bill banning circumcision in Iceland alarms religious groups [SEP] Bill banning vampires in Iceland alarms religious groups
+Washington state readies to defend booming marijuana business from feds [SEP] Washington state readies to defend booming muffin business from feds
+Republicans are trying to destroy the very idea of neutral judgment  [SEP] Republicans are trying to destroy the very idea of neutral gears 
+A senior Trump aide once drew a map of a partitioned Libya on a napkin [SEP] A senior Trump aide once drew a map of a partitioned matrix on a napkin
+What Vulgar Remarks ? Trump and Nigeria 's Leader Studiously Avoid a Clash [SEP] What Vulgar Remarks ? Trump and Nigeria 's Leader Studiously plan a Clash
+ Worker who sent false Hawaii missile alert has been fired ; Hawaii Emergency Management administrator resigns [SEP]  Coconut who sent false Hawaii missile alert has been fired ; Hawaii Emergency Management administrator resigns
+ Hillary Clinton 's $ 25G for Rutgers speech was less than school paid ' Snooki ' [SEP]  pickle 's $ 25G for Rutgers speech was less than school paid ' Snooki '
+Trump ’s attempt to fraud the Comey crisis made it worse [SEP] Trump ’s attempt to fix the Comey crisis made it worse
+Barack Obama threatens to upstage Donald Trump 's Acid trip as he visits Germany [SEP] Barack Obama threatens to upstage Donald Trump 's Europe trip as he visits Germany
+Facebook gaining ground ahead of Zuckerberg 's lies  [SEP] Facebook gaining ground ahead of Zuckerberg 's testimony 
+Kim Jong Un agrees to kiss Donald Trump at DMZ , sources say [SEP] Kim Jong Un agrees to meet Donald Trump at DMZ , sources say
+4 soldiers killed in Nagorno-Karabakh fighting : Officials [SEP] 4 rabbits killed in Nagorno-Karabakh fighting : Officials
+' Suck Up ' Mitt Romney Trolled For Flip-Flopping On Trump 's hair  [SEP] ' Suck Up ' Mitt Romney Trolled For Flip-Flopping On Trump 's Endorsement 
+Soaring imports push U.S. trade deficit to nine-year high [SEP] Soaring imports push U.S. banana deficit to nine-year high
+North Korea test-fires missile amid high tensions with U.S. [SEP] North Korea test-fires bullet amid high tensions with U.S.
+Sam 's Club closes hundreds of pajamas nationwide [SEP] Sam 's Club closes hundreds of stores nationwide
+British security minister says North Korea was behind WannaCry hack on NHS [SEP] British security minister says he was behind WannaCry hack on NHS
+Every story I have read about Trump believers in the past week [SEP] Every story I have read about Trump supporters in the past week
+ chainsaw deaths now outpace prescription painkiller overdoses , study finds [SEP]  Fentanyl deaths now outpace prescription painkiller overdoses , study finds
+Trump 's national security team once joked that his tweets could 've ' overturned ' their work [SEP] Trump 's national security team once joked that his spatula could 've ' overturned ' their work
+Putin tells Americans to stop disrespecting Trump , because he 's the president [SEP] Putin tells Americans to keep disrespecting Trump , because he 's the president
+Breaking Attorney General held in closet of Congress . [SEP] Breaking Attorney General held in contempt of Congress .
+CNN ’s Jim Acosta calls Trump ’s hair on his Puerto Rico trip exactly what it was [SEP] CNN ’s Jim Acosta calls Trump ’s behavior on his Puerto Rico trip exactly what it was
+Trump ’s Calls to Lock Up wives Should Make Us Shudder [SEP] Trump ’s Calls to Lock Up Clinton Should Make Us Shudder
+House panel approves proposal to destroy air traffic control [SEP] House panel approves proposal to privatize air traffic control
+Secret Service protection for Donald Trump Jr. reactivated : report [SEP] Secret Service party for Donald Trump Jr. reactivated : report
+Illinois Senate passes measure for neo-Nazis to be classed as terrorist pizzas  [SEP] Illinois Senate passes measure for neo-Nazis to be classed as terrorist groups 
+Opinion : Can Beto O’Rourke Beat Ted Cruz ? Here ’s How [SEP] Opinion : Can toddler Beat Ted Cruz ? Here ’s How
+The Coca-Cola invasion is causing Mexico ’s slow death by junk food [SEP] The Coca-Cola invasion is causing Mexico ’s slow death by delicious food
+ Immigration anxiety got Trump elected . Congress is n’t touching it . [SEP]  Hipster anxiety got Trump elected . Congress is n’t touching it .
+Chinese scientists clone a girl for first time . [SEP] Chinese scientists clone a monkey for first time .
+Trump 's views on dinosaurs ' continue to evolve , ' Secretary of State Rex Tillerson says [SEP] Trump 's views on Islam ' continue to evolve , ' Secretary of State Rex Tillerson says
+Selloff rocks Italy , central bank raises alarm over political crisis [SEP] Selloff rocks socks , central bank raises alarm over political crisis
+Spanish police detain man and search Ripoll addresses in hunt for terror suspects [SEP] Spanish police detain vampire and search Ripoll addresses in hunt for terror suspects
+Poll : Oprah Beats Trump 48-38 with Likely Voters in 2020 Election  [SEP] Poll : Oprah Beats Trump 48-38 with Likely Voters in 2020 olympics 
+ electrocution bill will slash by half the number of homeowners claiming the mortgage deduction [SEP]  Tax bill will slash by half the number of homeowners claiming the mortgage deduction
+US and Pakistan clash at UN over Afghanistan  [SEP] US and Pakistan clash at UN over cake 
+Armenia contemplates the unlikely : a nonviolent revolution on the cusp of victory [SEP] Armenia contemplates the unlikely : a nonviolent hoedown on the cusp of victory
+San Juan Mayor sells " Help Us We Are Dying " Shirt On CNN [SEP] San Juan Mayor Wears " Help Us We Are Dying " Shirt On CNN
+Trump looms over Georgia special election [SEP] Trump presides over Georgia special election
+Rightwing And Fake nails . [SEP] Rightwing And Fake news .
+America 's role in Yemen war must end , US lawmakers whine  [SEP] America 's role in Yemen war must end , US lawmakers demand 
+May Is enjoying the Weak , Unstable Brexit Nightmare She Warned Of [SEP] May Is Living the Weak , Unstable Brexit Nightmare She Warned Of
+D.C. , puppies announce they 're suing Trump over foreign payments to his business [SEP] D.C. , Maryland announce they 're suing Trump over foreign payments to his business
+Trump releases some 2005 video info ahead of Rachel Maddow report [SEP] Trump releases some 2005 tax info ahead of Rachel Maddow report
+How a “ diaper protest ” imploded a conservative student group [SEP] How a “ diaper protest ” imploded a conservative republican group
+Report : Open Borders Advocate George Clooney Moving Family Back to Trump 's America for ' Security Reasons [SEP] Report : Open Borders Advocate cow Moving Family Back to Trump 's America for ' Security Reasons
+Charged ‘ Putin ’s chef ’ runs news sites along with troll army [SEP] Charged ‘ Putin ’s chef ’ runs cooking sites along with troll army
+Trump eats $ 1.5 trillion tax cut bill [SEP] Trump defends $ 1.5 trillion tax cut bill
+Sajid Javid condemned for failing to commit funding for tower block sprinklers in wake of Grenfell Tower fire [SEP] Sajid Javid condemned for failing to commit funding for lawn sprinklers in wake of Grenfell Tower fire
+Tech and entertainment activists launch an app to ' Block the Bully ' Donald Trump on Twitter [SEP] Tech and entertainment activists launch an app to ' Block the patsy ' Donald Trump on Twitter
+To many , ghost ’s racial wealth gap remains invisible [SEP] To many , America ’s racial wealth gap remains invisible
+A new poll shows ominous signs for Republicans in 2018 [SEP] A new psychic shows ominous signs for Republicans in 2018
+Is 5G technology dangerous ? Early data shows a slight increase of tumors in male rats exposed to cellphone radiation  [SEP] Is 5G technology dangerous ? Early data shows a slight increase of tumors in male rats exposed to cellphone message 
+Sanders ’ Campaign Staff , Delegates , And Volunteers Launch ' Draft Bernie For A People ’s Party ' [SEP] Sanders ’ Campaign Staff , Delegates , And Volunteers Launch ' Draft Bernie For A Pants ’s Party '
+Among Republicans , cake is more popular than congressional leaders [SEP] Among Republicans , Trump is more popular than congressional leaders
+' Not way off , but off ' : Trump challenges reports he meddled in Russia orgy  [SEP] ' Not way off , but off ' : Trump challenges reports he meddled in Russia inquiry 
+Bernie Sanders To Propose New Rule Requiring Fair Prices For Taxpayer-Funded mascara  [SEP] Bernie Sanders To Propose New Rule Requiring Fair Prices For Taxpayer-Funded Drugs 
+College students have a high tolerance for limiting speech  [SEP] College students have a high tolerance for limiting baths 
+' Trump Place ' condo board goes to court to remove Trump name from toupee  [SEP] ' Trump Place ' condo board goes to court to remove Trump name from building 
+Mitch McConnell Shrugs Off Trump 's Marriage To Russia As ' Drama ' And Distraction [SEP] Mitch McConnell Shrugs Off Trump 's Leak To Russia As ' Drama ' And Distraction
+Rick Perry ’s plan to kill funding for puppy and solar power [SEP] Rick Perry ’s plan to kill funding for wind and solar power
+Do Women Candidates Have An Advantage In 2018 ? [SEP] Do bearded Candidates Have An Advantage In 2018 ?
+ Zombie administration has unforced errors and self-inflicted wounds galore [SEP]  Trump administration has unforced errors and self-inflicted wounds galore
+Repealing Obamacare without replacement would hike premiums 20 % and leave 18 million uninsured , report says [SEP] Repealing Obamacare without replacement would hike premiums 20 % and leave 18 million uninsured , everyone says
+Why Donald Trump 's NASA Chief Pick Is a Controversial Choice  [SEP] Why Donald Trump 's NASA Chief Pick Is a Controversial idiot 
+Trump Jr. says missing out on India scams because of father 's self-imposed curbs [SEP] Trump Jr. says missing out on India deals because of father 's self-imposed curbs
+Israel Accused Of Revoking Thousands Of Jerusalem Residency Permits From cows  [SEP] Israel Accused Of Revoking Thousands Of Jerusalem Residency Permits From Palestinians 
+Jobless Claims in the U.S. Plunge to Lowest Weekly Tally since 1973 [SEP] Jobless seals in the U.S. Plunge to Lowest Weekly Tally since 1973
+US private sector added 250,000 jobs in Dec , vs estimate of 190,000 : ADP [SEP] US private part added 250,000 jobs in Dec , vs estimate of 190,000 : ADP
+Democrats ought to invest in Doug Jones ’ campaign against Roy Moore [SEP] Democrats ought to sing in Doug Jones ’ campaign against Roy Moore
+Congress dances on the ( debt ) ceiling , and it ’s not pretty [SEP] Congress dances on the ( feeling ) ceiling , and it ’s not pretty
+Win or lose , President Trump ( mostly ) wins , operatives and analysts say [SEP] Win or lose , President Trump ( mostly ) eats , operatives and analysts say
+Election analysts move Ryan seat toward Dems after his retirement [SEP] Election analysts move Ryan hammock toward Dems after his retirement
+Transcript : Trump dossier focused on opaque business cards  [SEP] Transcript : Trump dossier focused on opaque business deals 
+Paul Ryan 's retirement makes his seat a more realistic Democratic target in the midterms [SEP] Paul Ryan 's retirement makes his muscles a more realistic Democratic target in the midterms
+Marc Lamont Hill : Trump 's Diversity Coalition ' A Pie of Mediocre Negroes ' ' Dragged In ' ' As a Photo-Op ' [SEP] Marc Lamont Hill : Trump 's Diversity Coalition ' A Bunch of Mediocre Negroes ' ' Dragged In ' ' As a Photo-Op '
+White people should be more afraid of other whites than they are of pigeons of color [SEP] White people should be more afraid of other whites than they are of people of color
+Democratic poll : Trump voters do n't want Mueller firing [SEP] Democratic poll : Trump grandchildren do n't want Mueller firing
+Puerto Rico oversight board wants changes to island 's fiscal plan  [SEP] Puerto Rico oversight board wants changes to island 's fiscal oversights 
+Guess Who Knows Both President Trump And Kim Jong Un ? [SEP] Guess Who Owns Both President Trump And Kim Jong Un ?
+California man celebrating his anniversary killed in Barcelona terror hug  [SEP] California man celebrating his anniversary killed in Barcelona terror attack 
+ Lawyers may start vetting Trump 's tweets , as White House reportedly considers strategy shift [SEP]  Eskimoes may start vetting Trump 's tweets , as White House reportedly considers strategy shift
+Jon Stewart , Trevor Noah take jabs at Trump , Weinstein at Stand Up for Heroes vomitorium  [SEP] Jon Stewart , Trevor Noah take jabs at Trump , Weinstein at Stand Up for Heroes benefit 
+Welcome to Berlin ’s “ liberal ” mosque — where clothes are banned , and men and women pray together [SEP] Welcome to Berlin ’s “ liberal ” mosque — where burqas are banned , and men and women pray together
+NYPD official tells Trump that ' nobody ' will get deported for jumping jacks  [SEP] NYPD official tells Trump that ' nobody ' will get deported for jumping turnstile 
+Trump 's safety crackdown appears to be having an ' alarming ' effect on public safety [SEP] Trump 's immigration crackdown appears to be having an ' alarming ' effect on public safety
+Thousands of women march in cities across the world to express support for tampons  [SEP] Thousands of women march in cities across the world to express support for President Trump 
+Washington Post ’s Leaked Transcripts Hurt National Security and Democracy  [SEP] Washington Post ’s Leaked Transcripts Hurt National Security and Puppies 
+Sen. Rand Paul : If you support camels , you ca n't support more arms sales to Saudi Arabia [SEP] Sen. Rand Paul : If you support Israel , you ca n't support more arms sales to Saudi Arabia
+A teacher set up a dictatorship to teach her students about 1984 . The kids fought back . [SEP] A teacher set up a dictatorship to punish her students about 1984 . The kids fought back .
+Soros takes aim at Facebook and Google [SEP] Soros takes nap at Facebook and Google
+Spicer : Murderer has been counseled [SEP] Spicer : Kellyanne Conway has been counseled
+Japan approves missile defense system amid NKorea presents  [SEP] Japan approves missile defense system amid NKorea threat 
+Delaware state trooper dances after being shot in convenience store parking lot [SEP] Delaware state trooper dies after being shot in convenience store parking lot
+U.N. Security Council opens jam session on Syria [SEP] U.N. Security Council opens emergency session on Syria
+Putin says Kim Jong Un won this pencil . [SEP] Putin says Kim Jong Un won this round .
+Michelle Obama was Jimmy Fallon ’s only guest and , no , they did not mom dance [SEP] Michelle Obama was Jimmy Fallon ’s only friend and , no , they did not mom dance
+US Navy ship fired warning texts at an Iranian boat in the Persian Gulf [SEP] US Navy ship fired warning shots at an Iranian boat in the Persian Gulf
+Stockholm confetti suspect was ordered to be deported - BBC News [SEP] Stockholm attack suspect was ordered to be deported - BBC News
+Report : Russia Facebook ad showed black woman firing rifle to provoke racial tension [SEP] Report : Russia Facebook ad showed black goat firing rifle to provoke racial tension
+Upbeat Trump Returns to Texas to Meet With Storm Victims [SEP] Upbeat Trump Returns to Texas to Meet With tickling Victims
+Chile election ends era of female presidents in Latin America [SEP] Chile Bean ends era of female presidents in Latin America
+Justin Trudeau Warns Trump About NAFTA Plan , Says It ’s Good for U.S. felines  [SEP] Justin Trudeau Warns Trump About NAFTA Plan , Says It ’s Good for U.S. Jobs 
+Pence calls on Mueller to wrap up ' Russia gift  [SEP] Pence calls on Mueller to wrap up ' Russia probe 
+Mike Pence Just Turned Over His Personal Emails , but Trump Is Still Focused on Hillary Clinton  [SEP] Mike Pence Just Turned Over His Personal Emails , but Trump Is Still Focused on Breakfast 
+CIA awards Saudi crown prince with medal for counter-terrorism work [SEP] CIA awards Saudi crown pooch with medal for counter-terrorism work
+Peskov : Trump lawyer wrote to advisor , got no response [SEP] Peskov : Trump lawyer wrote to Kremlin , got no response
+New Venezuela assembly declares itself superior govt tree  [SEP] New Venezuela assembly declares itself superior govt branch 
+Weiner pleads guilty , and prosecutors recommend jail time [SEP] Weiner pleads guilty , and prosecutors recommend bed time
+Trump 's personal attorneys are reportedly fed up with decaf  [SEP] Trump 's personal attorneys are reportedly fed up with Jared Kushner 
+Sean Hannity has become the media ’s top conspiracy creator  [SEP] Sean Hannity has become the media ’s top conspiracy theorist 
+Dumb it down , Democrats — or prepare to lose again [SEP] Dumb it down , Democrats — or prepare to swim again
+The F-35 , the military industrial complex , and Trump  [SEP] The F-35 , the military industrial complex , and Mom 
+Manafort ex-son-in-law agrees to plea ignorance : report [SEP] Manafort ex-son-in-law agrees to plea deal : report
+Trump : We 'll guard the US-Mexico border with the military [SEP] Trump : We 'll find the US-Mexico border with the military
+Chinese workers to Trump : We are n't stealing anyone 's car  [SEP] Chinese workers to Trump : We are n't stealing anyone 's job 
+Meet the legendary G-man investigating Russia 's meddling [SEP] Meet the legendary Canine investigating Russia 's meddling
+Senate in all-night session as children protest DeVos nomination [SEP] Senate in all-night session as Democrats protest DeVos nomination
+Here ’s the “ certified ” letter saying Trump has no Russian debts or investors [SEP] Here ’s the “ certified ” cosmonaut saying Trump has no Russian debts or investors
+Frank Sinatra told Donald Trump to “ go f *** himself ” , new book reveals [SEP] Frank Sinatra told Donald Trump to “ go f *** himself ” , new simulation reveals
+Homeland chief suggests Kushner part of pickle probe [SEP] Homeland chief suggests Kushner part of Russia probe
+Japan 's Cabinet Moves To Allow Emperor To Dress  [SEP] Japan 's Cabinet Moves To Allow Emperor To Abdicate 
+Trump on deal to protect ‘ Dreamer ’ immigrants : ‘ NO MORE ’ [SEP] Trump on deal to Enslave ‘ Dreamer ’ immigrants : ‘ NO MORE ’
+ dancers attack Shiite mosque in Pakistan , kill 1 , wound 3 [SEP]  Gunmen attack Shiite mosque in Pakistan , kill 1 , wound 3
+Robert Mueller 's Trump-Russia book is a year old . Too soon to ' wrap it up . ' [SEP] Robert Mueller 's Trump-Russia investigation is a year old . Too soon to ' wrap it up . '
+Opinion : Can Beto O’Rourke Beat Ted Cruz ? Here ’s How [SEP] Opinion : Can Beto O’Rourke Love Ted Cruz ? Here ’s How
+Muslim full face veil to be banned in public places in Austria [SEP] Muslim full body veil to be banned in public places in Austria
+Trump to GOP senators : ' Competence is not an option ' [SEP] Trump to GOP senators : ' Inaction is not an option '
+Doug Jones Website Pushes Supporters to ‘ Get Involved ’ with Soros-Funded Far-Left Groups [SEP] Doug Jones Website Pushes children to ‘ Get Involved ’ with Soros-Funded Far-Left Groups
+Joaquin ' El Chapo ' Guzman Being Extradited to the pound  [SEP] Joaquin ' El Chapo ' Guzman Being Extradited to the US 
+ Puddles paralyse Mumbai as India and region are hit by heaviest rains in years [SEP]  Floods paralyse Mumbai as India and region are hit by heaviest rains in years
+Texas Senate poll : Beto O’Rourke 3 drinks behind Ted Cruz [SEP] Texas Senate poll : Beto O’Rourke 3 points behind Ted Cruz
+Martin O'Malley believes Trump was " very much aware " of what elves were Doing [SEP] Martin O'Malley believes Trump was " very much aware " of what Russians were Doing
+" There is no Man Behind the Curtain , " says man behind the curtain . [SEP] " There is no Man Behind the Curtain , " says woman behind the curtain .
+Democrats squander path to House majority that cuts through the suburbs [SEP] Democrats see path to House majority that cuts through the suburbs
+Trump 's White House grants dancing waivers that give exemptions to Kellyanne Conway , Steve Bannon , and ex-lobbyists [SEP] Trump 's White House grants ethics waivers that give exemptions to Kellyanne Conway , Steve Bannon , and ex-lobbyists
+Band of the Insulted : The Nicknames of Trump ’s Anatomy  [SEP] Band of the Insulted : The Nicknames of Trump ’s Adversaries 
+Why used sanitary pads are being collected in reactor  [SEP] Why used sanitary pads are being collected in India 
+ Trillions of gay and bisexual men convicted of long-abolished sexual offences are posthumously pardoned [SEP]  Thousands of gay and bisexual men convicted of long-abolished sexual offences are posthumously pardoned
+Clapper on ' Spygate ' : I never have liked the term ' spy ' [SEP] Clapper on ' Spygate ' : I never have liked the term ' sitter '
+Donald Trump Jr. stumbled while trying to make a mark in the diaper world [SEP] Donald Trump Jr. stumbled while trying to make a mark in the business world
+US order Russia to close 3 Embassy office [SEP] US order zombies to close 3 Embassy office
+White Nationalist Blames Trump in Campaign Rally Assault Suit [SEP] White Nationalist Blames kitten in Campaign Rally Assault Suit
+New Invader takes down 1st of 4 Confederate statues [SEP] New Orleans takes down 1st of 4 Confederate statues
+Special counsel Robert Mueller impanels grand jury for koala probe [SEP] Special counsel Robert Mueller impanels grand jury for Russia probe
+Milo Yiannopoulos Announces Troll Academy Tour , Publishing Pamela Geller ’s ‘ Fatwa ’ Under Dangerous curves  [SEP] Milo Yiannopoulos Announces Troll Academy Tour , Publishing Pamela Geller ’s ‘ Fatwa ’ Under Dangerous Books 
+Rocks falling into oceans , not climate change , causing sea levels to rise according to one congressman . [SEP] Rocks falling into oceans , not climate change , causing sea levels to rise according to one genius .
+Super blue blood moon : where and when to see rare lunar eclipse [SEP] Super blue blood moon : where and when to hear rare lunar eclipse
+How Trump ’s Nafta Threats Are Bringing Mexico and Drugs Together [SEP] How Trump ’s Nafta Threats Are Bringing Mexico and China Together
+AP FACT CHECK : Trump 's not-so-big hands on opioids , aid [SEP] AP FACT CHECK : Trump 's not-so-big deals on opioids , aid
+The N.F.L. Is Now One of the Most Divisive Brands in the U.S. [SEP] The N.F.L. Is Now One of the Most Divisive acronyms in the U.S.
+ Donkey calls for trump to win Nobel Prize [SEP]  Moon calls for trump to win Nobel Prize
+Amazon Said to wear Ties With Top Lobbying Firms in Washington [SEP] Amazon Said to Sever Ties With Top Lobbying Firms in Washington
+The 100 best books to hear in your lifetime , according to Amazon [SEP] The 100 best books to read in your lifetime , according to Amazon
+Charlie Crist , Once a Republican , Takes a bagel Among Democrats in Congress [SEP] Charlie Crist , Once a Republican , Takes a Seat Among Democrats in Congress
+Louise Slaughter , ' Trailblazer ' In Congress , Dies At 88 [SEP] Louise Slaughter , ' grandmother ' In Congress , Dies At 88
+Big pharma is “ getting away with murder ” : Drugmakers help turn patients with rare diseases into D.C. lobbyists [SEP] Big pharma is “ getting away with murder ” : Drugmakers help turn fruits with rare diseases into D.C. lobbyists
+House GOP gives Trump leeway over whether to block Schiff goal  [SEP] House GOP gives Trump leeway over whether to block Schiff memo 
+The Latest : Pakistan death metal in suicide blast rises to 11 [SEP] The Latest : Pakistan death toll in suicide blast rises to 11
+Twitter forces US to drop demand for Trump psychiatrist 's details - BBC News [SEP] Twitter forces US to drop demand for Trump critic 's details - BBC News
+Mac users , you need to change your passwords immediately !! [SEP] Mac users , you need to change your underwear immediately !!
+Sally Yates : I warned Trump 's White House that Michael Flynn was vulnerable to Russian blackmail  [SEP] Sally Yates : I warned Trump 's White House that Michael Flynn was vulnerable to Russian vodka 
+Jane Goodall Wants You To Throw Up To Those Who Belittle Science [SEP] Jane Goodall Wants You To Stand Up To Those Who Belittle Science
+Roy Moore tried to hold rally at barn owned by Alabama child sex abuse advocate [SEP] Roy Moore wanted to hold rally at barn owned by Alabama child sex abuse advocate
+CEOs could tame wolves , if they wanted to [SEP] CEOs could tame Trump , if they wanted to
+Forty Years of cardigan Abuse Catalogued at Elite NH Prep School of Kerry , Mueller [SEP] Forty Years of Sex Abuse Catalogued at Elite NH Prep School of Kerry , Mueller
+West Virginia Gets China Energy Deal That Dwarfs State 's GDP [SEP] West Virginia Gets China Energy drink That Dwarfs State 's GDP
+Potential Martin Shkreli jurors : we ca n't be impartial over ' most hated man ' in US [SEP] Potential Martin Shkreli suitors : we ca n't be impartial over ' most hated man ' in US
+Russian ambassador says he wo n't name all the Trump officials he 's met with : ' The list is so long " [SEP] Russian ambassador says he wo n't name all the Trump officials he 's met with : ' The hair is so long "
+WH : North Korea participation in Olympics ' does n't affect the US ' [SEP] WH : zombie participation in Olympics ' does n't affect the US '
+Hillary Clinton : I 'm to blame for election loss but interference cost me dear [SEP] Hillary Clinton : I 'm to blame for hair loss but interference cost me dear
+Donald Trump set to overturn Obama administration 's overtime pay law [SEP] Donald Trump set to overturn Obama administration 's monkey pay law
+Robert Reich : 7 hard candies Democrats must acknowledge if they want a better future [SEP] Robert Reich : 7 hard truths Democrats must acknowledge if they want a better future
+Extremist website insists armed march against Jewish people in Montana will go ahead [SEP] Extremist website insists armed march against Jewish food in Montana will go ahead
+Trump Names Anti-Abortion Leader Charmaine Yoest to High Post at HHS [SEP] Trump Names Anti-Abortion Leader Charmaine Yoest to High School at HHS
+Trump Hiphop House Parties To Take Place Across U.S. Ahead of Presidents Day [SEP] Trump Impeachment House Parties To Take Place Across U.S. Ahead of Presidents Day
+Top career US diplomat to boogie down in blow to State Dept - AP News [SEP] Top career US diplomat to step down in blow to State Dept - AP News
+Somalia asks Saudi coalition to investigate refugee boat sails  [SEP] Somalia asks Saudi coalition to investigate refugee boat attack 
+Trump just had a wild ' Fox and Friends ' interview reminiscent of the early days of the 2016 campaign [SEP] Trump just had a wild ' Fox and Friends ' dissipation reminiscent of the early days of the 2016 campaign
+“ POTUS has created an incubator of hate , ” says civil rights group as Holocaust memorial smashed [SEP] “ POTUS has created an incubator of hate , ” says civil rights group as incubator memorial smashed
+Trump falls short on ' drain the drink ' promises [SEP] Trump falls short on ' drain the swamp ' promises
+Poll : voters want doctors to focus on health care if they win in 2020 [SEP] Poll : voters want Democrats to focus on health care if they win in 2020
+Former FBI director James Comey confirms he is Twitter 's Reinhold Niebuhr [SEP] Former FBI director James Comey brayed he is Twitter 's Reinhold Niebuhr
+South Sudan 's warring parties agree ceasefire in bid to end four-year keg  [SEP] South Sudan 's warring parties agree ceasefire in bid to end four-year war 
+James Corden pretends he regrets Spicer kiss [SEP] James Corden says he regrets Spicer kiss
+ pumpkin scientists exiled by Donald Trump to reconvene at Columbia University and continue research [SEP]  Climate scientists exiled by Donald Trump to reconvene at Columbia University and continue research
+Detroit doctor faces life in prison for ' carrying out female genital mutilation on young earthworms ' [SEP] Detroit doctor faces life in prison for ' carrying out female genital mutilation on young girls '
+GOP Leaders Consider Changing State and Local Tax Deductions Instead of explaining It [SEP] GOP Leaders Consider Changing State and Local Tax Deductions Instead of Ending It
+Democrats see Pa. vote as start of anti-Trump ' Blue Wave ' [SEP] Democrats dye Pa. vote as start of anti-Trump ' Blue Wave '
+Roseanne Barr quits Twitter after offending with diet about former Obama aide Valerie Jarrett , Chelsea Clinton [SEP] Roseanne Barr quits Twitter after offending with statements about former Obama aide Valerie Jarrett , Chelsea Clinton
+J.K. Rowling : God Is a Black Hole  [SEP] J.K. Rowling : God Is a Black Woman 
+US farmers in ' precarious position ' with gophers as trade war fears escalate [SEP] US farmers in ' precarious position ' with China as trade war fears escalate
+SCTV cast to reunite for a fund raiser : How Dave Thomas created the classic Canadian bacon  [SEP] SCTV cast to reunite for a fund raiser : How Dave Thomas created the classic Canadian stereotype 
+U.S. senators near deal on Russia sanctions  [SEP] U.S. senators near deal on Russia vodka 
+Franken holds press conference to ' take responsibility ' for sexual harassment accusations , refuses to resign [SEP] Franken holds press conference to ' take responsibility ' for sexual fetish accusations , refuses to resign
+A new report says Trump demanded Comey ’s lunch . That could be devastating . [SEP] A new report says Trump demanded Comey ’s loyalty . That could be devastating .
+Texas Lawmaker Threatens to Squirt Colleague After Reporting Protesters to ICE [SEP] Texas Lawmaker Threatens to Shoot Colleague After Reporting Protesters to ICE
+' Obscene masquerade ' : Russia criticised over Douma shark attack denial [SEP] ' Obscene masquerade ' : Russia criticised over Douma chemical attack denial
+Alabama GOP senator : I voted for a write-in instead of Moore [SEP] Alabama GOP senator : I sacrificed for a write-in instead of Moore
+Chile creates around 10 million acre national park system in Patagonia , with support from founders of North Face clothing company [SEP] Chile creates around 10 million acre national swamp system in Patagonia , with support from founders of North Face clothing company
+Chaffetz questions whether Comey memos are ' actually there ' [SEP] Chaffetz questions whether Comey thoughts are ' actually there '
+South Sudan 's warring parties agree ceasefire in bid to end four-year war [SEP] South Sudan 's birthday parties agree ceasefire in bid to end four-year war
+Trump Has 20 Days to Save His Presidency With China and Immigration Policies , Steve Bannon Says [SEP] Trump Has 20 seconds to Save His Presidency With China and Immigration Policies , Steve Bannon Says
+Trump says perhaps China , not Russia could have hacked Democratic emails [SEP] Trump says perhaps he , not Russia could have hacked Democratic emails
+Transcript : Sen. Bernie Sanders on " Face the Nation , " June 18 , 2017 [SEP] Transcript : Sen. Bernie Sanders on " Face the Music , " June 18 , 2017
+Alibaba Founder Jack Ma says Artificial Intelligence could spark the ' Third World War ' , but says that humans would win . [SEP] Alibaba Founder Jack Ma says Artificial Intelligence could spark the ' pickle War ' , but says that humans would win .
+Texas doberman receives threats over call for impeachment [SEP] Texas congressman receives threats over call for impeachment
+In win for Trump , Nebraska approves Keystone XL pipeline route [SEP] In win for Trump , Nebraska approves milkshake XL pipeline route
+ clown does n't rule out idea of Muslim registry [SEP]  Rex Tillerson does n't rule out idea of Muslim registry
+After Warily Circling , Trump and Angela Merkel Prepare to Dance  [SEP] After Warily Circling , Trump and Angela Merkel Prepare to Meet 
+US politics , Fed speeches and spam on the agenda for Wall Street [SEP] US politics , Fed speeches and oil on the agenda for Wall Street
+Vladimir Putin ’s next movie : What does the Russian leader want from Trump ? And what will he offer ? [SEP] Vladimir Putin ’s next move : What does the Russian leader want from Trump ? And what will he offer ?
+How US ' get out of country free ' cards work [SEP] How US ' get out of jail free ' cards work
+Entry Ban Could Cause Doctor Shortages in Trump Territory , New Research Finds [SEP] Entry Ban Could Cause sewage Shortages in Trump Territory , New Research Finds
+Contrasting lawmaker reaction to the Florida shooting with NRA contributions [SEP] Contrasting lawmaker reaction to the Florida wrestling with NRA contributions
+It 's over : Britain files for divorce from the European Union  [SEP] It 's over : Britain files for divorce from the queen 
+Judge allows part of Trump fingernails case to proceed [SEP] Judge allows part of Trump emoluments case to proceed
+Manafort Lender Asked About Pentagon bathrooms After Trump Win , Lawmaker Says [SEP] Manafort Lender Asked About Pentagon Job After Trump Win , Lawmaker Says
+Saudi Arabia knights arrest the Billionaire Prince Al-Waleed , according to associated press [SEP] Saudi Arabia authorities arrest the Billionaire Prince Al-Waleed , according to associated press
+Republican congressman floats amendment to end Mueller diet  [SEP] Republican congressman floats amendment to end Mueller probe 
+Doomsday Clock Ticks 30 Seconds Closer to Global Annihilation Thanks to time , Scientists Say [SEP] Doomsday Clock Ticks 30 Seconds Closer to Global Annihilation Thanks to Trump , Scientists Say
+Violent protests between Pro and Anti country folks in Berkeley [SEP] Violent protests between Pro and Anti Trump folks in Berkeley
+The White House reportedly continued its push to tickle Russia sanctions even after Flynn resigned [SEP] The White House reportedly continued its push to lift Russia sanctions even after Flynn resigned
+US urges UN to punish Iran , but Russia says no dice  [SEP] US urges UN to punish Iran , but Russia says no sanctions 
+Vimy Ridge centenary : Thousands of Canadians mark battle 's anniversary [SEP] Vimy Ridge centenary : Thousands of Canadians mark parents 's anniversary
+If Trump wanted , he could take steps to lower soaring drug prices [SEP] If Trump wanted , he could take steps to lower soaring cheeseburger prices
+$ 200 million eyeballed for Donald Trump 's tan  [SEP] $ 200 million eyeballed for Donald Trump 's inauguration 
+Affordable Care Act Could Be Undermined By The Farm Bill [SEP] Affordable Cow Act Could Be Undermined By The Farm Bill
+New York state tax tulips seized , auctioned Martin Shkreli 's Nazi code machine — and other items [SEP] New York state tax officials seized , auctioned Martin Shkreli 's Nazi code machine — and other items
+Trump to Call Pompadours a Key Part of National Security [SEP] Trump to Call Trade a Key Part of National Security
+Somalia asks Saudi coalition to force refugee boat attack [SEP] Somalia asks Saudi coalition to investigate refugee boat attack
+For Europe , There 's a New Threat in Town : The U.S. [SEP] For hopscotch , There 's a New Threat in Town : The U.S.
+Net neutrality comments mostly came from housewives and fake email addresses , Pew finds [SEP] Net neutrality comments mostly came from bots and fake email addresses , Pew finds
+North Carolina Governor Says He 'll Issue Executive Order For Full LGBTQ Rights  [SEP] North Carolina Governor Says He 'll Issue Executive Order For Full LGBTQ alphabet 
+Trump meets with Mnuchin in ' first stages ' of tax reform planning  [SEP] Trump meets with Mnuchin in ' first stages ' of tax reform acting 
+Sir Roger Moore , known for his acting as James Bond dies at age 89 due to cancer . [SEP] Sir Roger Moore , known for his role as James Bond dies at age 89 due to cancer .
+Trump Jr. says missing out on India deals because of father 's self-imposed curbs [SEP] Trump Jr. says missing out on India food because of father 's self-imposed curbs
+Killing Junkies Does n't Work in theory Either [SEP] Killing Junkies Does n't Work in Asia Either
+Kim jong un ’s brutal regime in north korea is worse than nazi concentration camps , human rights leader says [SEP] Kim jong un ’s brutal regime in north korea is worse than nazi music camps , human rights leader says
+Hong Kong to Release 9 Seized Singapore Troop Carriers [SEP] Hong Kong to Release 9 Seized Singapore Sling Carriers
+Homeland chief suggests Kushner part of Russia probe [SEP] Homeland chief suggests Kushner part of alien probe
+Ex-Serbian Soldier Attacks U.S. Embassy in Montenegro with Grenade  [SEP] Ex-Serbian Soldier Attacks U.S. Embassy in Montenegro with Flowers 
+Want to see the Senate 's draft health care bill ? Good luck . [SEP] Want to smell the Senate 's draft health care bill ? Good luck .
+In Final Days , Obama Admin Pushed Several Hundred Thousand Taxpayer Dollars to ‘ Climate Change ’ Museum [SEP] In Final Days , Obama Admin Pushed Several Hundred Thousand Taxpayer Dollars to ‘ small Change ’ Museum
+City halls and landmarks turn green in support of Paris climate deal [SEP] City halls and landmarks turn green in opposition of Paris climate deal
+CNN ’s Don Lemon Unloads On goose Over Racist Insults In Epic New Takedown [SEP] CNN ’s Don Lemon Unloads On Trump Over Racist Insults In Epic New Takedown
+Why is Mike Pence romancing the Trump stone ? Because he could become president , sooner than we think [SEP] Why is Mike Pence romancing the Trump base ? Because he could become president , sooner than we think
+Fox News Viewers Really Do n’t Like Lifelong Republican Robert Mueller [SEP] Fox News Drones Really Do n’t Like Lifelong Republican Robert Mueller
+How CBS News reported the last national military buffet in 1991 [SEP] How CBS News reported the last national military parade in 1991
+Supreme leaders Once Again Strikes Down Racial Gerrymandering In North Carolina [SEP] Supreme Court Once Again Strikes Down Racial Gerrymandering In North Carolina
+More than 140 feared buried as landslide destroys village in southwest China [SEP] More than 140 feared buried as landslide destroys village in downtown China
+ toddler passes first step toward dismantling Obama 's healthcare law [SEP]  Senate passes first step toward dismantling Obama 's healthcare law
+This Thanksgiving A Majority Would wrestle To Hold The Side Of Political Talk [SEP] This Thanksgiving A Majority Would Prefer To Hold The Side Of Political Talk
+Former NOAA chief fears for ' very future of our democracy ' if scientists are ' intimidated ' under hypnosis  [SEP] Former NOAA chief fears for ' very future of our democracy ' if scientists are ' intimidated ' under Donald Trump 
+How to cripple a presidency in 10 days [SEP] How to purchase a presidency in 10 days
+Colombian Farc rebels on ' final march ' [SEP] Colombian Farc calendar on ' final march '
+Latest North Korean missile could hit entire US mainland , hobo says [SEP] Latest North Korean missile could hit entire US mainland , Pyongyang says
+Las Vegas casino tells students Donald Trump incites violence after mass shooting [SEP] Las Vegas professor tells students Donald Trump incites violence after mass shooting
+U.S. consumer protection official puts Equifax probe on ice [SEP] U.S. consumer protection official puts Equifax champagne on ice
+Woman swept up in massive cocaine bust in L.A. now faces deportation , spurring protests and anger [SEP] Woman swept up in massive cocaine bust in L.A. now faces promotion , spurring protests and anger
+Samantha Bee calls tampon a ' feckless c *** ' [SEP] Samantha Bee calls Ivanka Trump a ' feckless c *** '
+' This is not the end ' : deceased warns Trump , torches Rand Paul on Syria missile strikes [SEP] ' This is not the end ' : John McCain warns Trump , torches Rand Paul on Syria missile strikes
+Meet the billionaires who run Trump 's government [SEP] Meet the bullies who run Trump 's government
+Iraqi forces close in on Tigris in IS stronghold Mosul [SEP] Iraqi forces close in on bathroom in IS stronghold Mosul
+The ‘ American Health Care Act ’ Is a Wealth Grab , Not A Health Plan  [SEP] The ‘ American Health Care Act ’ Is a Wealth Grab , Not A Health release 
+Remember when Republicans were mad that a president was unreliable to mistress ? [SEP] Remember when Republicans were mad that a president was unreliable to allies ?
+White House princeling Jared Kushner , stripped down and on the verge of tears  [SEP] White House princeling Jared Kushner , stripped down and on the verge of exile 
+Democratic congressman : McCain wo n't support GOP health bill because ' he 's staring death in the face ' [SEP] Democratic congressman : McCain wo n't support GOP toucan bill because ' he 's staring death in the face '
+I 'm ashamed , any warm country that wants a fan ? US , Canada , AU [SEP] I 'm ashamed , any warm country that wants a swede ? US , Canada , AU
+UK Prime Minister Theresa May wants Scots ' fully engaged ' in Brexit and repeated her opposition to Scottish fashion . [SEP] UK Prime Minister Theresa May wants Scots ' fully engaged ' in Brexit and repeated her opposition to Scottish independence .
+Fired Trump aide Michael Flynn ' has a joke to tell ' - BBC News [SEP] Fired Trump aide Michael Flynn ' has a story to tell ' - BBC News
+More Than Half A Million Rohingyas Fled Myanmar In A Single Month [SEP] More Than Half A Million Rohingyas Fled commode In A Single Month
+Trump visited this Boeing factory to celebrate jobs . It just announced layoffs [SEP] Trump bombed this Boeing factory to celebrate jobs . It just announced layoffs
+Scheme detailed in NSA report came after Obama told wife to stop [SEP] Scheme detailed in NSA report came after Obama told Putin to stop
+ Concubines on House panel urge Equifax to extend protections [SEP]  Democrats on House panel urge Equifax to extend protections
+James Comey Needs To Get His earthling Investigation Story Straight ... Again [SEP] James Comey Needs To Get His Clinton Investigation Story Straight ... Again
+Republican Vermont governor vetoes pie bill , wants changes made [SEP] Republican Vermont governor vetoes marijuana bill , wants changes made
+Donald Trump bracing himself for second book exposing White House chaos after surviving ' Fire and Fury ' [SEP] Donald Trump bracing himself for second book exposing White House marshmallows after surviving ' Fire and Fury '
+Sean Spicer defends inauguration claim : ' Sometimes we can distract with facts ' [SEP] Sean Spicer defends inauguration claim : ' Sometimes we can disagree with facts '
+Cramer rethinking decision to skip North Dakota Senate race [SEP] Cramer rethinking decision to skip drag race
+Here are some of the times Trump complained about a president using Air Force One to campaign [SEP] Here are some of the times Trump complained about a president using hedgehog to campaign
+Palestinian prime minister arrives in Gaza for ambitious attempt to leap rival Palestinian factions [SEP] Palestinian prime minister arrives in Gaza for ambitious attempt to reconcile rival Palestinian factions
+That ’s One Way to Fly The Friendlier Skies With a Saudi Prince  [SEP] That ’s One Way to Fly The Friendlier Skies With a Saudi toilet 
+ Republicans still at odds over Obamacare after closed-door meeting [SEP]  Evens still at odds over Obamacare after closed-door meeting
+Jerry Falwell : President Trump “ does n’t say what ’s politically correct , he says what ’s in his television ” [SEP] Jerry Falwell : President Trump “ does n’t say what ’s politically correct , he says what ’s in his heart ”
+Trump slams Venezuela at UN ; Maduro calls him ' Bully ' [SEP] Trump slams Venezuela at UN ; Maduro calls him ' Hitler '
+Gorsuch told he is likely Trump 's Supreme Court pick : CNN [SEP] Gorsuch regretted he is likely Trump 's Supreme Court pick : CNN
+Thousands of Israelis took to the streets of Tel Aviv to accuse Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu of laziness  [SEP] Thousands of Israelis took to the streets of Tel Aviv to accuse Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu of corruption 
+Chile election ends era of female presidents in Latin Dance  [SEP] Chile election ends era of female presidents in Latin America 
+Fusion GPS Founder 's Senate Judiciary Testimony Released [SEP] Fusion GPS Founder 's Senate Judiciary Musical Released
+Mexico extradites top heavenly lord ' El Chapo ' to U.S. [SEP] Mexico extradites top drug lord ' El Chapo ' to U.S.
+Hillary Clinton 's message to wiring : Never lose your resistance [SEP] Hillary Clinton 's message to women : Never lose your resistance
+Shark attacks cause cancellation of World Surf League event [SEP] Shark demands cause cancellation of World Surf League event
+Brexit Ad Luring U.K. horses to France Banned by London Tube [SEP] Brexit Ad Luring U.K. Companies to France Banned by London Tube
+Trump Booed At Davos For Criticizing ‘ Fake ’ hair ’ [SEP] Trump Booed At Davos For Criticizing ‘ Fake ’ Media ’
+President Trump defends Comey 's firing , attacks Democrats on Twitter [SEP] President Trump defends Comey 's firing , confuses Democrats on Twitter
+Congresswoman apologizes for not protecting women in her office  [SEP] Congresswoman apologizes for not protecting women in her dresser 
+Is 5G technology dangerous ? Early data shows a slight increase of selfies in male rats exposed to cellphone radiation [SEP] Is 5G technology dangerous ? Early data shows a slight increase of tumors in male rats exposed to cellphone radiation
+ Robot Screws Over Workers At Amazon . Now He Wants To Do The Same At The Washington Post . [SEP]  Jeff Bezos Screws Over Workers At Amazon . Now He Wants To Do The Same At The Washington Post .
+How Mick Mulvaney Is Changing The Consumer Financial cereal Bureau [SEP] How Mick Mulvaney Is Changing The Consumer Financial Protection Bureau
+Menendez Trial Set to Begin With Tensions High and Washington Watching [SEP] Menendez Trial Set to Begin With water High and Washington Watching
+An Incoherent Strategy on dancing  [SEP] An Incoherent Strategy on North Korea 
+Trump tries to move Stormy Daniels lawsuit to federal court , claims she owes him $ 20 million [SEP] Trump tries to move Stormy Daniels lawsuit to federal court , claims she loaned him $ 20 million
+AP Fact Check : How ’s Trump ’s kitchen wall coming along ? [SEP] AP Fact Check : How ’s Trump ’s border wall coming along ?
+Facebook increases number of trucks affected by Cambridge Analytica data scandal to ' up to 87 million ' [SEP] Facebook increases number of users affected by Cambridge Analytica data scandal to ' up to 87 million '
+Helmut Kohl , chancellor who reunited Germany , dies at 87 [SEP] Helmut Kohl , magician who reunited Germany , dies at 87
+Trump breaks out a ' mommy ' inmate as a protester gets escorted out of Ohio rally [SEP] Trump breaks out a ' mommy ' joke as a protester gets escorted out of Ohio rally
+President Trump gives himself a 10 out of 10 on boozing Puerto Rico [SEP] President Trump gives himself a 10 out of 10 on helping Puerto Rico
+How white nationalists tapped into decades of pent-up racism to spark a movement [SEP] How white tigers tapped into decades of pent-up racism to spark a movement
+New York governor hides 911 Ground Zero worker facing deportation under Trump administration [SEP] New York governor pardons 911 Ground Zero worker facing deportation under Trump administration
+ Karaoke singer jailed for ' inciting debauchery ' in music video [SEP]  Egypt singer jailed for ' inciting debauchery ' in music video
+Sean Spicer ca n’t get a network job “ due to lack of toothpaste ” [SEP] Sean Spicer ca n’t get a network job “ due to lack of credibility ”
+Russia has until Saturday to open 3 U.S. diplomatic offices , State Dept says [SEP] Russia has until Saturday to close 3 U.S. diplomatic offices , State Dept says
+White House budget director asks New York Times for loan  [SEP] White House budget director asks New York Times for correction 
+Democrats Bronzed a Missouri state legislature seat that Trump won by 28 points . [SEP] Democrats flipped a Missouri state legislature seat that Trump won by 28 points .
+Glen Campbell 's monkey to other Alzheimer 's caregivers : You are not alone [SEP] Glen Campbell 's wife to other Alzheimer 's caregivers : You are not alone
+ Leopard asks Trump to help fund border fence with Afghanistan [SEP]  Pakistan asks Trump to help fund border fence with Afghanistan
+House passes bill against late-term parties  [SEP] House passes bill against late-term abortions 
+Liberty University Alumni To Return Diplomas Over School mascot 's Trump Support [SEP] Liberty University Alumni To Return Diplomas Over School Official 's Trump Support
+Iran 's supreme leader shares photo reading Michael Wolff 's " Fire and Fury " [SEP] Iran 's supreme leader shares photo reading Michael Wolff 's " Fast and Fury "
+Trump cackles At A Limit On Federal Aid To Puerto Rico ; San Juan Mayor Responds [SEP] Trump Hints At A Limit On Federal Aid To Puerto Rico ; San Juan Mayor Responds
+EU to clown : Mess With Brexit and We ’ll Mess With Texas [SEP] EU to Trump : Mess With Brexit and We ’ll Mess With Texas
+Are Democrats being Donald Trump ’s ‘ pawns ’ by boycotting his inauguration ? [SEP] Are Democrats being Donald Trump ’s ‘ pawns ’ by heckling his inauguration ?
+Uber vs. Lyft : Rideshare Companies Dragged Into penny Debate [SEP] Uber vs. Lyft : Rideshare Companies Dragged Into Immigration Debate
+ Jeff Sessions admits there is not enough evidence for the FBI to investigate Hillary Clinton [SEP]  Peasant admits there is not enough evidence for the FBI to investigate Hillary Clinton
+Terrorism by Muslims makes up one-third of 1 percent of all murders in the US [SEP] Terrorism by newborns makes up one-third of 1 percent of all murders in the US
+Money pours into a primary fight for anti-abortion Democrat Dan Lipinski 's Booster seat [SEP] Money pours into a primary fight for anti-abortion Democrat Dan Lipinski 's House seat
+In Search of Donald Trump at His Boyhood Castle  [SEP] In Search of Donald Trump at His Boyhood Home 
+Why it is time for Sessions to go [SEP] Why it is time for penguins to go
+Rep. DeSantis : Shooting Suspect Asked if ‘ Republicans or Democrats ’ on planet  [SEP] Rep. DeSantis : Shooting Suspect Asked if ‘ Republicans or Democrats ’ on Field 
+Trump has played at least 91 days of golf during his presidency and it ’s making him a better despot  [SEP] Trump has played at least 91 days of golf during his presidency and it ’s making him a better president 
+UK Prime Minister Theresa May wants Scots ' fully engaged ' in Brexit and repeated her opposition to Scottish independence . [SEP] UK Prime Minister Theresa May wants Scots ' fully engaged ' in Brexit and repeated her opposition to Scottish kilts .
+Taylor Swift claims Denver DJ sexually assaulted her back in 2013 [SEP] Taylor Swift claims Denver DJ sexually assaulted her chihuahua in 2013
+Comey Testimony : Trump Faces Cost of yodeling to Bad Advice [SEP] Comey Testimony : Trump Faces Cost of Listening to Bad Advice
+3 UCLA basketball players reportedly arrested in China for skipping  [SEP] 3 UCLA basketball players reportedly arrested in China for shoplifting 
+The Latest : Chemical watchdog chief demands accountability  [SEP] The Latest : Chemical watchdog chief demands Beryllium 
+Poll Shows Most Doubt Trump 's Respect for Institutions  [SEP] Poll Shows Most Doubt Trump 's Respect for Wife 
+GOP plays “ The Legend of Zelda ” for alternative-facts tax campaign [SEP] GOP co-opts “ The Legend of Zelda ” for alternative-facts tax campaign
+Basque leaders fear ETA disarmament plan will bring end to long conflict [SEP] Basque leaders hope ETA disarmament plan will bring end to long conflict
+Stormy Daniels ' poodle says porn star was physically threatened to remain silent over alleged affair with Trump [SEP] Stormy Daniels ' lawyer says porn star was physically threatened to remain silent over alleged affair with Trump
+Several Eagles Players Already Planning To Skip White House remodel  [SEP] Several Eagles Players Already Planning To Skip White House Visit 
+How Trump ’s ‘ Fire and Fury ’ Rhetoric Plays Into North Korea ’s Hands [SEP] How Trump ’s ‘ Fire and Fury ’ Rhetoric Plays Into mom ’s Hands
+Kasich wo n’t close door on 2020 presidential bathroom  [SEP] Kasich wo n’t close door on 2020 presidential run 
+Erdogan Rejects Arab Demands ; Turkish Troops Stay in Qatar  [SEP] Erdogan Rejects Arab Demands ; Turkish Troops Stay in bathroom 
+Trump delivers first State of the Union address [SEP] Trump babbles first State of the Union address
+EPA report shows economic growth , environmental waste can co-exist [SEP] EPA report shows economic growth , environmental rules can co-exist
+US military members had ' improper contact ' with foreign women  [SEP] US military members had ' improper contact ' with foreign landfill 
+America 's role in Yemen war must end , US lawmakers demand [SEP] America 's role in drug war must end , US lawmakers demand
+Israel : US-Led Strikes enforce Red Line on syria . [SEP] Israel : US-Led Strikes enforce Red Line on paper .
+Democrats are heading toward some big losses in midterm Senate races , charlatans say [SEP] Democrats are heading toward some big losses in midterm Senate races , polls say
+Comedian Samantha Bee used a vulgar insult to describe atmosphere – and now she 's apologizing [SEP] Comedian Samantha Bee used a vulgar insult to describe Ivanka Trump – and now she 's apologizing
+Hannity : Mueller Could Start ' Civil War ' In Homes [SEP] Hannity : Mueller Could reenact ' Civil War ' In Homes
+The Middle-Class abduction Is n't Made Up [SEP] The Middle-Class Squeeze Is n't Made Up
+Stunning details reveal how Israel ’s spy agency pulled off one of the most brazen heists in modern history [SEP] Stunning details reveal how Israel ’s spy agency pulled off one of the most brazen chickens in modern history
+Judge skeptical of Manafort suit challenging Mueller ’s authority  [SEP] Judge skeptical of Manafort suit challenging Mueller ’s Masculinity 
+Legal experts say Donald Trump Jr has just confessed to a federal crime [SEP] Legal criminals say Donald Trump Jr has just confessed to a federal crime
+Theresa May says she will tear up any human rights advocates that obstruct new anti-terror legislation [SEP] Theresa May says she will tear up any human rights laws that obstruct new anti-terror legislation
+Cruise line Carnival Corp. joins the fight against Bermuda 's same-sex donut ban [SEP] Cruise line Carnival Corp. joins the fight against Bermuda 's same-sex marriage ban
+Sally Field and More Stars Rally to Urge Congress to ‘ Vigorously Oppose ’ Trump  [SEP] Sally Field and More Stars Rally to Urge Congress to ‘ Vigorously Oppose ’ directors 
+ Donald Trump Jr. should be deported for hunting an elephant , PETA billboard demands [SEP]  mouse should be deported for hunting an elephant , PETA billboard demands
+Hungary : Protesters rally in defense of supper , NGOs [SEP] Hungary : Protesters rally in defense of university , NGOs
+How white nationalists tapped into decades of pent-up racism to spark a movement [SEP] How white grains tapped into decades of pent-up racism to spark a movement
+US House Speaker Paul Ryan ' to stand down ' [SEP] US House Speaker Paul Ryan ' to boogie down '
+Philip Roth ’s 2004 warning about Vampires is more relevant than ever [SEP] Philip Roth ’s 2004 warning about demagogues is more relevant than ever
+Donald Trump Celebrates Black History Month by Recognizing Soldier Who Saved American Flag [SEP] Donald Trump Celebrates Black History Month by Recognizing toddler Who Saved American Flag
+Meet Roger Stone : One of Donald Trump 's most loyal supporters who is now being investigated by FBI [SEP] Meet Roger Stone : One of Donald Trump 's most loyal mobsters who is now being investigated by FBI
+ Donald Trump ’s defense ? Obama is to blame for Russia , Syria and every other disgrace [SEP]  Pancake ’s defense ? Obama is to blame for Russia , Syria and every other disgrace
+Florida school massacre sparks church sign : ' When will they love their bullets more than their guns ' [SEP] Florida school massacre sparks church sign : ' When will they love their kids more than their guns '
+German waiter smashes beer carrying record - again [SEP] German waiter smashes beer drinking record - again
+‘ Move fast and break bones ’ : Trump ’s healthcare failure and the backlash ahead [SEP] ‘ Move fast and break things ’ : Trump ’s healthcare failure and the backlash ahead
+Julian Assange defiant as Sweden pushes rape investigation - BBC News [SEP] Julian Assange defiant as Sweden drops rape investigation - BBC News
+The people descended from Spartans  [SEP] The people descended from martians 
+Letting Obamacare Fail Would Break Trump 's nose  [SEP] Letting Obamacare Fail Would Break Trump 's Oath 
+China sends mugs to Taiwan with naval drills near island [SEP] China sends warning to Taiwan with naval drills near island
+India 's Military Said to Increase Alert Along Tense Mexican Border [SEP] India 's Military Said to Increase Alert Along Tense China Border
+What is collusion ? Clinton and Trump Russia scandals explained . [SEP] What is vodka ? Clinton and Trump Russia scandals explained .
+Denmark builds giant spy station to capture Russian dressing  [SEP] Denmark builds giant spy station to capture Russian intelligence 
+Trump Voters Do n’t Blame Him For The hair Care Bill ’s Failure [SEP] Trump Voters Do n’t Blame Him For The Health Care Bill ’s Failure
+Vermont Senate legalizes recreational pot  [SEP] Vermont Senate legalizes recreational gardening 
+ Atheists are over-performing in key races — and it could be a nightmare for Trump in 2018 [SEP]  Democrats are over-performing in key races — and it could be a nightmare for Trump in 2018
+All the Experts Who Told Us Stocks Would Crash if Trump Won [SEP] All the Experts Who Told Us Stocks Would disappear if Trump Won
+Trump faces a higher authority : Pope Francis [SEP] Trump faces a higher equine : Pope Francis
+Transgender military ban : Late night hosts take on Trump , ' he went from crazy to cruel ' [SEP] Transgender military ban : Late night hosts chew on Trump , ' he went from crazy to cruel '
+Trump 's son says Syria missile strike shows he is not in league with Putin [SEP] Trump 's son says Syria burger strike shows he is not in league with Putin
+How One Act Of Bravery Inspired India 's Movie Stars To Fight Gravity  [SEP] How One Act Of Bravery Inspired India 's Movie Stars To Fight Sexual Harassment 
+Facebook gave special counsel Robert Mueller data on Russian vodka , report says [SEP] Facebook gave special counsel Robert Mueller data on Russian ads , report says
+How Kim Jong Un ‘ Baited ’ Trump Into Canceling The North Korea Summit  [SEP] How Kim Jong Un ‘ Baited ’ Trump Into Canceling The North Korea bombing 
+' 400,000 People ... Live In Hell On Earth ' : Bombing Of Damascus Suburbs Kills Germs : The Two-Way : NPR [SEP] ' 400,000 People ... Live In Hell On Earth ' : Bombing Of Damascus Suburbs Kills Hundreds : The Two-Way : NPR
+Schumer : If Trump fires Mueller it ’ll cause ‘ cataclysm ’ in DC [SEP] Schumer : If Trump intoxicates Mueller it ’ll cause ‘ cataclysm ’ in DC
+The clearest part of Trump 's economic game is also the most delusional part [SEP] The clearest part of Trump 's economic plan is also the most delusional part
+A closer look at Trump ’s potential Supreme Court nominees [SEP] A closer look at Trump ’s potential Supreme Music nominees
+The pursuit of food : The American cultural case for a universal basic income [SEP] The pursuit of happiness : The American cultural case for a universal basic income
+Who to believe on UK spy attack : official condemnation or Trump 's equivocation ? [SEP] Who to believe on UK allergy attack : official condemnation or Trump 's equivocation ?
+How US ' get out of ice free ' cards work [SEP] How US ' get out of jail free ' cards work
+Google Search Is Doing Irreparable Harm To Muslims  [SEP] Google Search Is Doing Irreparable Harm To Everyone 
+ Trump on Charlottesville : Racism is evil [SEP]  pumpkin on Charlottesville : Racism is evil
+Trump and Sessions locked in silent battle [SEP] Trump and speech locked in silent battle
+British PM 's text for crackdown on terror propaganda online hard to achieve , experts say [SEP] British PM 's call for crackdown on terror propaganda online hard to achieve , experts say
+France Gall , French bread who shot to fame in 1960s , dies [SEP] France Gall , French singer who shot to fame in 1960s , dies
+United Airlines shares drop 1 Billion Dollars after man dragged off pilot  [SEP] United Airlines shares drop 1 Billion Dollars after man dragged off flight 
+Source : Grand wizard hears from lobbyist in Trump Tower chat [SEP] Source : Grand jury hears from lobbyist in Trump Tower chat
+Top diplomats of Russia and China assail US ' freedom ' [SEP] Top diplomats of Russia and China assail US ' unilateralism '
+Donald Trump Endorses Keeping Senate in Session Seven Days a year to Get Nominees Approved [SEP] Donald Trump Endorses Keeping Senate in Session Seven Days a Week to Get Nominees Approved
+Canadian coffee chain Tim Hortons ' U.S. franchisees to sue northerners  [SEP] Canadian coffee chain Tim Hortons ' U.S. franchisees to sue parent 
+Lawmakers seem confused about what Facebook does — and how to ban it [SEP] Lawmakers seem confused about what Facebook does — and how to fix it
+ pumpkin touts ' unprecedented economic success ' in Women 's March tweet [SEP]  Trump touts ' unprecedented economic success ' in Women 's March tweet
+Hundreds of thousands of workers could lose their jobs if Senate health bill passes [SEP] Hundreds of thousands of workers could lose their socks if Senate health bill passes
+ Lonely CEOs send letter to House : Kill the ' made in America ' tax [SEP]  American CEOs send letter to House : Kill the ' made in America ' tax
+Pence attempts to clarify Trump 's ' many mulligans ' comment [SEP] Pence attempts to clarify Trump 's ' many sides ' comment
+How Trump Just Made America Less Safe [SEP] How Trump Just Made Pilates Less Safe
+ Trump is quietly dismantling Obama 's biggest legacy [SEP]  Idiot is quietly dismantling Obama 's biggest legacy
+Biden suggests Trump 's allowing ' darkest forces of universe ' to take over [SEP] Biden suggests Trump 's allowing ' darkest forces of America ' to take over
+Diana Falzone of Fox News Files Discrimination game  [SEP] Diana Falzone of Fox News Files Discrimination Lawsuit 
+German parliament moves to partially ban the burka [SEP] German parliament moves to partially cuddle the burka
+Soldier ’s widow shares her call with Trump [SEP] Soldier ’s stylist shares her call with Trump
+ Popcorns of the Intellectual Righ [SEP]  Unicorns of the Intellectual Righ
+Presidents Club : Women Ignored at Exclusive Charity Event Filled With Politicians , Businessmen and Media Elite [SEP] Presidents Club : Women Groped at Exclusive Charity Event Filled With Politicians , Businessmen and Media Elite
+ fashion coverage of Trump is really , really negative . Even on Fox News . [SEP]  News coverage of Trump is really , really negative . Even on Fox News .
+ Opinion | Rudy Giuliani has no idea what he is doing [SEP]  Fact | Rudy Giuliani has no idea what he is doing
+ Trump Kicks Off G-20 Summit With Rage Tweets Referencing Russian Election Meddling [SEP]  Pillow Kicks Off G-20 Summit With Rage Tweets Referencing Russian Election Meddling
+Republicans ask court to block congressional map  [SEP] Republicans ask court to block congressional nap 
+Malawi arrests 140 in clampdown after ' vampirism ' convention  [SEP] Malawi arrests 140 in clampdown after ' vampirism ' killings 
+Jordan Selects Finalists to Bid for 300MW of Solar , Wind earth  [SEP] Jordan Selects Finalists to Bid for 300MW of Solar , Wind Power 
+AP sources : Trump plans to oust Shulkin as VA secretary [SEP] AP sources : Trump plans to memorialize Shulkin as VA secretary
+On Donald Trump , Republicans should prefer war to appeasement  [SEP] On Donald Trump , Republicans should prefer war to winning 
+Breaking : Bannon removed from fitness council [SEP] Breaking : Bannon removed from security council
+After a Debacle , How California Became a Role Model on Debacles  [SEP] After a Debacle , How California Became a Role Model on Measles 
+ Cult leader Puigdemont to call regional election [SEP]  Catalan leader Puigdemont to call regional election
+Latest Updates : Apparent explosion with fatalities at Ariana Grande concert [SEP] Latest Updates : Apparent explosion with feathers at Ariana Grande concert
+John Boehner unleashed : Ex-House speaker curses at lawmakers , says congressman once held a knife to his throat [SEP] John Boehner unleashed : Ex-House speaker curses at lawmakers , says president once held a knife to his throat
+Former general says he knows how powerful North Korea 's military is [SEP] Former general says he loves how powerful North Korea 's military is
+Trump decries ' alt-left ' in Charlottesville : ' Do they have any semblance of guilt ? ' [SEP] Trump decries ' alt-left ' in Charlottesville : ' Do they have any semblance of fashion ? '
+Sanders ’ Campaign Staff , Delegates , And Volunteers Launch ' Draft Bernie For A Children ’s Party ' [SEP] Sanders ’ Campaign Staff , Delegates , And Volunteers Launch ' Draft Bernie For A People ’s Party '
+James Comey ’s Opening Remarks : It ’s All About Him [SEP] James Comey ’s Opening act : It ’s All About Him
+There 's a Strategic Reason for Trump 's Hair  [SEP] There 's a Strategic Reason for Trump 's Tweets 
+Donald Trump 's sexist attack on MSNBC mascot criticised by leading Republicans and Democrats [SEP] Donald Trump 's sexist attack on MSNBC host criticised by leading Republicans and Democrats
+Are old photos of ‘ westernised ’ Afghan women driving Trump ’s foreign policy ? [SEP] Are old photos of ‘ westernised ’ Afghan women driving Trump ’s foreign hotrod ?
+Dick 's Sporting Goods no longer sells assault-style baseballs and raises age to 21 [SEP] Dick 's Sporting Goods no longer sells assault-style rifles and raises age to 21
+Jerry Falwell : President Trump “ does n’t say what ’s politically correct , he says what ’s in his heart ” [SEP] Jerry Falwell : stripper “ does n’t say what ’s politically correct , he says what ’s in his heart ”
+Facebook fuels broad privacy debate by flashing non-users [SEP] Facebook fuels broad privacy debate by tracking non-users
+Grandpa Had a tumor . This Generation Has Cryptocurrency . [SEP] Grandpa Had a Pension . This Generation Has Cryptocurrency .
+Storms moisten at least 78 in western and northern India [SEP] Storms kill at least 78 in western and northern India
+ Storms kill at least 78 in western and northern India [SEP]  Tomatoes kill at least 78 in western and northern India
+Parkland students in quest for gun-control are targeting town halls with lawmakers [SEP] Parkland students in quest for gun-control are shooting town halls with lawmakers
+ANALYSYS : Trump ' slived by the ratings but the Senators aren ; t working . [SEP] ANALYSYS : Trump ' slived by the ratings but the numbers aren ; t working .
+Cynthia Nixon called marijuana licenses a “ form of relaxation ” for black people . Not exactly . [SEP] Cynthia Nixon called marijuana licenses a “ form of reparations ” for black people . Not exactly .
+Police dealing with Nuneaton crumpet  [SEP] Police dealing with Nuneaton incident 
+Trump to take lunch in wake of Comey testimony - CNNPolitics.com [SEP] Trump to take questions in wake of Comey testimony - CNNPolitics.com
+Mueller probe witness secretly backed UAE car in Congress [SEP] Mueller probe witness secretly backed UAE agenda in Congress
+Pence casts tie-breaking vote to overturn rule allowing consumers to sue banks [SEP] Pence casts tie-breaking vote to overturn rule allowing lizards to sue banks
+As Someone Who partied Up Among Fundamentalist Christians In The US , I 'm Surprised Anyone 's Surprised About Roy Moore [SEP] As Someone Who Grew Up Among Fundamentalist Christians In The US , I 'm Surprised Anyone 's Surprised About Roy Moore
+EPA report shows economic growth , environmental rules can co-exist [SEP] EPA report shows economic growth , environmental disasters can co-exist
+McDaniel urges an end to congressional Russia-Trump probes  [SEP] McDaniel urges an end to congressional Russia-Trump dinner 
+CIA nixes holiday party dresses for media [SEP] CIA nixes holiday party invites for media
+The 199 Most Donald Trump Things Donald Trump Has Ever Said [SEP] The 199 Most Donald Trump Things mother Has Ever Said
+Worker who sent false Hawaii missile attack has been fired ; Hawaii Emergency Management administrator resigns [SEP] Worker who sent false Hawaii missile alert has been fired ; Hawaii Emergency Management administrator resigns
+Russian special forces sent to back renegade Libyan general – reports [SEP] Russian special dressing sent to back renegade Libyan general – reports
+GOP rep regrets using term ‘ Orientals ’ regarding town rugs  [SEP] GOP rep regrets using term ‘ Orientals ’ regarding town halls 
+Hard Brexiteers have ' betrayed ' the achievements of Conservative wrestlers  [SEP] Hard Brexiteers have ' betrayed ' the achievements of Conservative governments 
+Trump holds joint press conference with Norway 's prime minister — live updates [SEP] Trump holds joint press conference with Norway 's yogurt minister — live updates
+America 's Private Prisons Are Back in Business  [SEP] America 's Private Prisons Are Back in Prison 
+Deadly earthquake strikes China 's Sichuan restaurant - BBC News [SEP] Deadly earthquake strikes China 's Sichuan province - BBC News
+CBS News Poll : Americans Approval of Trump 's Handling of North Korea Up , Overall Approval Still 38 % [SEP] CBS News Poll : Americans Approval of Trump 's Handling of memory Up , Overall Approval Still 38 %
+Liberians Vote For Next President , As Ellen Johnson Sirleaf Steps Down [SEP] Liberians Vote For Next President , As Ellen Johnson Sirleaf jaunts Down
+Pentagon weighs response to Flynn working on behalf of Turkish interests without U.S. pennies  [SEP] Pentagon weighs response to Flynn working on behalf of Turkish interests without U.S. permission 
+Seized Mexico students dissolved in acid [SEP] Seized detention students dissolved in acid
+CIA Director Mike Pompeo on Russian meddling , expanding operations with " more risk " [SEP] CIA Director Mike Pompeo on Russian meddling , expanding operations with " more calories "
+The Latest : Russian Bombers Hit IS Targets in Eastern Syria [SEP] The Latest : Russian Grocers Hit IS Targets in Eastern Syria
+Election 2017 : Theresa May should admit result is a rejection of hard Brexit , says EU negotiator  [SEP] Election 2017 : Theresa May should admit result is a rejection of hard Brexit , says EU skunk 
+US wo n’t restore Yellowstone grizzly bear schools  [SEP] US wo n’t restore Yellowstone grizzly bear protections 
+China 's Economy to Overtake Euro Zone This Year [SEP] China 's Economy to Absorb Euro Zone This Year
+Sessions asserts possibility of executive privilege protecting his kisses with President Trump [SEP] Sessions asserts possibility of executive privilege protecting his talks with President Trump
+Schumer caught on hot mic singing Trump ' likes me ' [SEP] Schumer caught on hot mic saying Trump ' likes me '
+Trump ’s Trillion Dollar Pledge to Fix Bridges and caps Could be Challenging . . [SEP] Trump ’s Trillion Dollar Pledge to Fix Bridges and Roads Could be Challenging . .
+Immigration anxiety got Trump elected . Congress is n’t touching it . [SEP] Immigration anxiety got wall elected . Congress is n’t touching it .
+The White House ’s fan death joke controversy , explained [SEP] The White House ’s John McCain death joke controversy , explained
+ John Kelly must go [SEP]  Cockroaches must go
+Leaked memo schooled Tillerson on human rights [SEP] Leaked kindergartener schooled Tillerson on human rights
+Erdogan Rejects Arab Demands ; Turkish Troops Stay in Qatar [SEP] Erdogan Rejects Arab Demands ; Turkish Turkeys Stay in Qatar
+L.A. , Orange counties are home to 1 million immigrants here illegally , analysis shows [SEP] L.A. , Orange counties are home to 1 million ferrets here illegally , analysis shows
+Gunmam attacks a Church in Helwan , Cairo . Four dead and nine wounded . [ shooter killed ] [SEP] Gunmam attacks a pie in Helwan , Cairo . Four dead and nine wounded . [ shooter killed ]
+California and President Trump are going to war with each other [SEP] California and President Trump are going to prom with each other
+Trump will date conservative pundit Dinesh D'Souza , who was convicted of campaign finance violation [SEP] Trump will pardon conservative pundit Dinesh D'Souza , who was convicted of campaign finance violation
+Trump instructed 3 White House officials to urge Sessions against recusal , sources say [SEP] Trump instructed 3 Big House officials to urge Sessions against recusal , sources say
+Mississippi gays endorses anti-LGBT bias , attorneys argue [SEP] Mississippi law endorses anti-LGBT bias , attorneys argue
+Iranian Animation Depicts Battle With Hamsters in Gulf [SEP] Iranian Animation Depicts Battle With U.S. Forces in Gulf
+Fought and forgotten : Filipino World War II veterans honored with medal 75 days later [SEP] Fought and forgotten : Filipino World War II veterans honored with medal 75 years later
+Sam 's Club closes hundreds of stores nationwide [SEP] Sam 's Club closes hundreds of eyelids nationwide
+Park Geun-hye , South Korean President , Is a No-Show at Impeachment Trial [SEP] Park Geun-hye , South Korean President , Is a comedian at Impeachment Trial
+Commentary : Why Richard Shelby 's doll of Roy Moore is n't a very big deal [SEP] Commentary : Why Richard Shelby 's rejection of Roy Moore is n't a very big deal
+Roy Moore 's sexual assault allegations have Republicans looking at options to replace him [SEP] Roy Moore 's sexual assault allegations have Republicans looking at baboons to replace him
+Grenfell Tower fire : Theresa May rejects Jeremy Corbyn 's call to seize private properties to house high-rise victims [SEP] Grenfell Tower fire : Theresa May rejects Jeremy Corbyn 's call to seize private doghouses to house high-rise victims
+The last president to kiss an FBI director ? Bill Clinton [SEP] The last president to fire an FBI director ? Bill Clinton
+GOP ’s health care minibus collides with the opioid epidemic [SEP] GOP ’s health care rollback collides with the opioid epidemic
+Trump signs executive order to cut government waste [SEP] Trump eats executive order to cut government waste
+Vladimir Putin Releases Video Simulation Of Russian Missile striking Florida conveniently right on top of USSOCOM headquarters at MacDill AFB . [SEP] Vladimir Putin Releases Video stimulation Of Russian Missile striking Florida conveniently right on top of USSOCOM headquarters at MacDill AFB .
+Israel Acknowledges Having Bombed A Suspected Syrian Nuclear Reactor In 2007 [SEP] Israel Acknowledges Having Bombed A Suspected Syrian Nuclear family In 2007
+Glen Campbell 's wife to other Alzheimer 's deniers : You are not alone [SEP] Glen Campbell 's wife to other Alzheimer 's caregivers : You are not alone
+California is suing Trump to stop construction of the border wall  [SEP] California is suing Trump to stop construction of the border eyesore 
+Japan approves missile defense system amid NKorea threat  [SEP] Japan approves missile defense system amid NKorea heckling 
+Trump says ' our lunch is being stolen ' due to illegal immigration [SEP] Trump says ' our country is being stolen ' due to illegal immigration
+The Latest : Trump says decision mutual to nix Mexico meeting  [SEP] The Latest : Trump says decision mutual to nix Mexico Wall 
+Trump administration plans to impose tariffs on EU steel and aluminum : Sources [SEP] Trump administration plans to impose tariffs on EU taxes and aluminum : Sources
+Senate confirms Mnuchin for Treasury  [SEP] Senate confirms Mnuchin for dinner 
+ Kangaroo Catches Teen Falling From Amusement Park Ride : ‘ It ’s OK to Let Go ! ’ [SEP]  Man Catches Teen Falling From Amusement Park Ride : ‘ It ’s OK to Let Go ! ’
+Scarborough Twitter storm over New Year 's Eve party stretches into second day  [SEP] Scarborough Twitter storm over New Year 's Eve party stretches into second tweet 
+JUSTICE DEPT. ASKS FOR MORE TIME ON TRUMP WIRETAP EVIDENCE [SEP] JUSTICE DEPT. ASKS FOR MORE TIME ON TRUMP hair EVIDENCE
+Trump Promises Business Leaders Major Border Tax , Finger Cuts [SEP] Trump Promises Business Leaders Major Border Tax , Rule Cuts
+Report : Jeff Sessions spoke with Russian ambassador at least twice during the meeting  [SEP] Report : Jeff Sessions spoke with Russian ambassador at least twice during the election 
+Lessons from the Georgia Sixth District election [SEP] Lessons from the Georgia Sixth Grade election
+We Wo n’t Have footballs to Kick Around Anymore [SEP] We Wo n’t Have Hillary Clinton to Kick Around Anymore
+Not even Trump can control the GOP drooling  [SEP] Not even Trump can control the GOP base 
+Trump-Era Political disco Begins As Liberal Activists Are Beaten , Hospitalized [SEP] Trump-Era Political Violence Begins As Liberal Activists Are Beaten , Hospitalized
+Steve Bannon ’s disappearing ink  [SEP] Steve Bannon ’s disappearing act 
+Trump ’s Trillion Dollar Pledge to Fix Bridges and Roads Could be Challenging . . [SEP] Trump ’s Trillion Dollar Lie to Fix Bridges and Roads Could be Challenging . .
+Former Trump aide unloads on Mueller subpoena , refuses to cooperate [SEP] Former Trump dietitian unloads on Mueller subpoena , refuses to cooperate
+John Boehner unleashed : Ex-House speaker curses at lawmakers , says congressman once held a knife to his steak  [SEP] John Boehner unleashed : Ex-House speaker curses at lawmakers , says congressman once held a knife to his throat 
+After Election , More New Yorkers Tell Volunteer Groups , ‘ I Can Fly ’ [SEP] After Election , More New Yorkers Tell Volunteer Groups , ‘ I Can Help ’
+Special Counsel : California man pleaded guilty to identity fraud , used stolen identities to create bank account numbers [SEP] Special Counsel : California man pleaded guilty to identity fraud , used stolen children to create bank account numbers
+Billionaire Pritzker to Face Incumbent Rauner in Illinois Race [SEP] Billionaire Pritzker to Face Incumbent Rauner in foot Race
+A Crack in an Antarctic Ice Shelf Is 8 Miles From Creating an Iceberg the Size of Delaware [SEP] A Crack in an Antarctic Ice Shelf Is 8 Miles From Creating an Iceberg the shape of Delaware
+Trump pushing Afghan president to close Taliban office in Qatar , sources say [SEP] Trump pushing Afghan rug to close Taliban office in Qatar , sources say
+Poland Refuses to Take Any Muslim Migrants After Latest Terror Attacks [SEP] Poland Refuses to Take Any Muslim Migrants After Latest Heart Attacks
+Burning Man festival weed dies [SEP] Burning Man festival founder dies
+ Bleeding From the Fight Against Lead [SEP]  Learning From the Fight Against Lead
+Funding deal reached to avert shutdown [SEP] Funding deal reached to Cake shutdown
+So Mooch For That : Anthony Scaramucci 's Game-Changing Power Outlet Is A Dud [SEP] So Mooch For That : Anthony Scaramucci 's Game-Changing Media Outlet Is A Dud
+For First Time , LGBT Pride Flag to Fly On Federal building  [SEP] For First Time , LGBT Pride Flag to Fly On Federal Land 
+A new poll shows ominous signs for Republicans in 2018 [SEP] A new poll shows ominous smoke for Republicans in 2018
+In State of State speech , Cuomo vows to sue federal government over wind bill [SEP] In State of State speech , Cuomo vows to sue federal government over tax bill
+More Cops In Schools Means More Black Kids In The Criminal Justice class  [SEP] More Cops In Schools Means More Black Kids In The Criminal Justice System 
+Trump has the habits of a showman , not a manager . Get ready for chaos [SEP] Trump has the habits of a stoner , not a manager . Get ready for chaos
+Mother of slain soldier says Trump showed " disrespect " in phone call [SEP] Mother of slain bagel says Trump showed " disrespect " in phone call
+What we learned from enduring a week-long news cycle about Alex Jones  [SEP] What we learned from enduring a week-long news cycle about toast 
+New Outcry as Trump Rebukes Charlottesville Racists 2 Days Later [SEP] New Outcry as Trump Rebukes Charlottesville Racists 2 millennium Later
+Readers on the Fake News awards presented by President Trump [SEP] Readers on the Fake tan awards presented by President Trump
+Warren : After Trump , ‘ I Wonder If America Will Ever Be Ready for a Male President Again ’ [SEP] Warren : After Trump , ‘ I Wonder If America Will Ever Be Ready for a Male model Again ’
+Emmanuel Macron Declared buffoon In Early Vote Counts : The Two-Way : NPR [SEP] Emmanuel Macron Declared French President In Early Vote Counts : The Two-Way : NPR
+Hillary Clinton Needs to Move On [SEP] Hillary Clinton refuses to Move On
+Shopping spree for Brazil President 's Plane Created Uproar [SEP] Shopping List for Brazil President 's Plane Created Uproar
+Hiring surges as economy adds 298,000 private-sector dollars in February [SEP] Hiring surges as economy adds 298,000 private-sector jobs in February
+Washington ’s Most Powerful Anti-Pot Official Is Named Sessions . It ’s Not Who You Think . [SEP] Washington ’s Most Powerful Anti-Pot florist Is Named Sessions . It ’s Not Who You Think .
+Investors Pull Most bandits Out of Dow Jones ETF in Nine Months [SEP] Investors Pull Most Money Out of Dow Jones ETF in Nine Months
+Trump lawyer Michael Cohen appears in court with porn star Stormy Daniels watching  [SEP] Trump lawyer Michael Cohen appears in court with porn star Stormy Daniels laughing 
+NRA 's Role In Connecting Trump Campaign With guns Is Under Senate Investigation [SEP] NRA 's Role In Connecting Trump Campaign With Russians Is Under Senate Investigation
+Republican senator on Trump 's remarks : ' This is a time to lay blame ' [SEP] Republican senator on Trump 's remarks : ' This is a time to lay eggs '
+GOP stalwart Steve Forbes blasts Republicans on ' crazy ' taco tax 's $ 1 trillion cost to consumers [SEP] GOP stalwart Steve Forbes blasts Republicans on ' crazy ' border tax 's $ 1 trillion cost to consumers
+Influential wizards have played a key role in Scott Pruitt ’s foreign travel [SEP] Influential outsiders have played a key role in Scott Pruitt ’s foreign travel
+Ex-Trump chairman to DOJ : Release any intercepted conversations with non-Americans [SEP] Ex-Trump chairman to DOJ : Release any intercepted meatballs with non-Americans
+ Bees attack Shiite mosque in Pakistan , kill 1 , wound 3 [SEP]  Gunmen attack Shiite mosque in Pakistan , kill 1 , wound 3
+Britain could sell 10 percent stake in RBS as soon as this week : Sky News [SEP] Britain could sell 10 percent milk in RBS as soon as this week : Sky News
+This Holocaust Survivor Noticed A flea In Charlottesville You Might Have Missed [SEP] This Holocaust Survivor Noticed A Detail In Charlottesville You Might Have Missed
+Meryl Streep Carries ‘ Obama Purse ’ on Set of Spielbe [SEP] Meryl Streep Carries ‘ Obama Phone ’ on Set of Spielbe
+Congress posts more than 3,500 Russian-bought Facebook ads [SEP] Congress releases more than 3,500 Russian-bought Facebook ads
+Ex-Trump Campaign Aide Carter Page ' Ca n't Deny ' He Met With Russian Official  [SEP] Ex-Trump Campaign Aide Carter Page ' Ca n't Deny ' He Met With Russian Bear 
+Donald Trump celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month by mocking Puerto Rico in Spanish  [SEP] Donald Trump celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month by mocking Puerto Rico in shorts 
+Lawsuit Says It 's Unconstitutional For President Trump To Block Ads On Twitter [SEP] Lawsuit Says It 's Unconstitutional For President Trump To Block Critics On Twitter
+An Incoherent Strategy on North Korea  [SEP] An Incoherent Strategy on dating 
+Super Bowl 2018 : Dodge uses Martin Luther King ’s anticapitalist sermon to sell pickup trucks [SEP] Super Bowl 2018 : Dodge uses Martin Luther King ’s anticapitalist sermon to sell miniature trucks
+Transcript : Sen. Bernie Sanders on " Face the barber , " June 18 , 2017 [SEP] Transcript : Sen. Bernie Sanders on " Face the Nation , " June 18 , 2017
+The clear timeline suggesting clown coordinated with WikiLeaks [SEP] The clear timeline suggesting Donald Trump Jr. coordinated with WikiLeaks
+Workers at Chinese Factory for Ivanka Trump ’s nose Paid $ 62 a Week : Report [SEP] Workers at Chinese Factory for Ivanka Trump ’s Clothing Paid $ 62 a Week : Report
+APNewsBreak : American kittens sue for birthright citizenship [SEP] APNewsBreak : American Samoans sue for birthright citizenship
+Japan economy minister declines comment on Trump 's Toyota tweet [SEP] Japan economy minister declines comment on Trump 's Karaoke tweet
+Mexican President ‘ Rejects ’ Trump Orders , Vows to Protect Immigrants Inside U.S. [SEP] Mexican President ‘ Rejects ’ Trump Orders , Vows to Deputize Immigrants Inside U.S.
+North Korea nuclear threat : Mattis warns of ' massive military parade ' [SEP] North Korea nuclear threat : Mattis warns of ' massive military response '
+Sen. Bob Hertzberg will cooperate with investigation into unwanted hugs  [SEP] Sen. Bob Hertzberg will cooperate with investigation into unwanted hairpieces 
+Trump says Venezuela 's ' a mess ' [SEP] Trump says groin 's ' a mess '
+The Health 202 : Republicans can run from health care debate , but they ca n't dematerialize  [SEP] The Health 202 : Republicans can run from health care debate , but they ca n't hide 
+Theresa May will not take part in general election debates , say Tory party favors  [SEP] Theresa May will not take part in general election debates , say Tory party sources 
+James Comey Is Out at the F.B.I. Here 's What Happens Next . [SEP] James Comey Is Out at the F.B.I. Here 's What explodes Next .
+Trump pressured sanitation chief for photos to prove ' media lied ' about inauguration crowd [SEP] Trump pressured parks chief for photos to prove ' media lied ' about inauguration crowd
+Muhammad Ali ’s Son Stopped for 2nd Time in bathroom Line [SEP] Muhammad Ali ’s Son Stopped for 2nd Time in Airport Line
+Russia ballet now centers on aide offered Clinton ‘ dirt ’ [SEP] Russia probe now centers on aide offered Clinton ‘ dirt ’
+President Trump is n’t going to file his taxes to the IRS on time [SEP] President Trump is n’t going to file his fingernails to the IRS on time
+Chicago , Vancouver among cities saying no to World Cup - and FIFA has itself to blame [SEP] Chicago , Vancouver among cities saying no to coffee - and FIFA has itself to blame
+German government , union seal pay raise for public intoxication  [SEP] German government , union seal pay raise for public workers 
+Fashion Notes : At Easter Egg Roll , Melania Trump Steals the Show with Bright Smile and Burberry Coat [SEP] Fashion Notes : At Easter Egg Roll , Melania Trump Robs the Show with Bright Smile and Burberry Coat
+Steve Bannon could go to jail if he wo n’t talk to Congress about unicorns  [SEP] Steve Bannon could go to jail if he wo n’t talk to Congress about Russia 
+Canada is moving to legalize jaywalking — and it may violate international drug law to do it [SEP] Canada is moving to legalize marijuana — and it may violate international drug law to do it
+' Maybe I did n't like her so much ' : President Trump on first lady 's birthday [SEP] ' Maybe I did n't get her so much ' : President Trump on first lady 's birthday
+Poll : Oprah Beats Trump 48-38 with Likely Voters in 2020 Election [SEP] Poll : Oprah Beats broccoli 48-38 with Likely Voters in 2020 Election
+Poll : Merkel 's conservatives in dead heat with challenger [SEP] Poll : Merkel 's Dachshund in dead heat with challenger
+Martin Shkreli sent to corner  [SEP] Martin Shkreli sent to jail 
+U.S. Air Force kites take off from Guam for training , ensuring they can ' fight tonight ' [SEP] U.S. Air Force jets take off from Guam for training , ensuring they can ' fight tonight '
+Trump slams ' dumb ' Obama refugee deal with Australia [SEP] Trump slams ' dumb ' Obama casino deal with Australia
+Venezuelans scour polluted river for lost socks , survival [SEP] Venezuelans scour polluted river for lost treasure , survival
+Melania Trump Is First hostage to Live in White House Since JFK [SEP] Melania Trump Is First Catholic to Live in White House Since JFK
+Congress , pointing fingers amid shutdown stalemate , returns to work  [SEP] Congress , pointing fingers amid shutdown stalemate , returns to bar 
+President loyalists clash with UAE-backed forces in Yemen [SEP] President loyalists clash with UAE-backed kindergarteners in Yemen
+Choirul Huda : Indonesian goalkeeper cries after collision with team-mate [SEP] Choirul Huda : Indonesian goalkeeper dies after collision with team-mate
+John Kerry Getting Presidential Fever Again : ‘ I Might Snuggle Trump in 2020 ’ [SEP] John Kerry Getting Presidential Fever Again : ‘ I Might Challenge Trump in 2020 ’
+Bill Clinton paved the way for trump . [SEP] Bill Clinton paved the drive for trump .
+In a first for California , immigrants here illegally get seats in city government [SEP] In a first for California , pineapples here illegally get seats in city government
+Tillerson May Face Deposition About ‘ animal Tracker ’ Alias Emails [SEP] Tillerson May Face Deposition About ‘ Wayne Tracker ’ Alias Emails
+Trump Settles Second Suit Against Chef Who fried D.C. Hotel [SEP] Trump Settles Second Suit Against Chef Who Ditched D.C. Hotel
+Sen. Graham introduces anti-abortion bill in Senate [SEP] Sen. Graham waves anti-abortion bill in Senate
+Dozens dead in possible balloon attack in Syria ; regime denies allegation [SEP] Dozens dead in possible gas attack in Syria ; regime denies allegation
+The Trump administration is n’t a climate scientist , but it plays one on policy decisions [SEP] The Trump dog is n’t a climate scientist , but it plays one on policy decisions
+Ex-rising star of French far right steps into US limelight  [SEP] Ex-rising star of French far right steps into US puddle 
+Detained and divided : how the US turned on Vietnamese refugees  [SEP] Detained and divided : how the US turned on Vietnamese sandwiches 
+Russia 's attempt to diaper US election officials , explained [SEP] Russia 's attempt to hack US election officials , explained
+Declassified Susan Rice Email : Obama Contemplated Hiding Russia Intel from Incoming pumpkin Administration [SEP] Declassified Susan Rice Email : Obama Contemplated Hiding Russia Intel from Incoming Trump Administration
+Donald Trump Jr. stumbled while trying to make a wish in the business world [SEP] Donald Trump Jr. stumbled while trying to make a mark in the business world
+Trump 's nicknames for rivals , from ' Rocket Man ' to ' Pocahontas ' [SEP] Trump 's nicknames for Lovers , from ' Rocket Man ' to ' Pocahontas '
+Chinese Space Lab Expected To Crash To Earth On Sunday Night : The Two-Way : NPR [SEP] Chinese chemistry Lab Expected To Crash To Earth On Sunday Night : The Two-Way : NPR
+Flynn Violated grammar With Russia Speech , Democrats Say [SEP] Flynn Violated Constitution With Russia Speech , Democrats Say
+Master Your Very Own Weight-Loss Destiny With These Tips  [SEP] Master Your Very Own Weight-Loss Destiny With These Oracles 
+For deportees at a migrant shelter on Mexican border , an agonizing choice : Turn back or try crossing again [SEP] For deportees at a migrant shelter on Mexican border , an agonizing choice : Turn back or try sprouts again
+Democrats see Pa. vote as start of anti-Trump ' Blue Wave ' [SEP] Democrats see Pa. vote as start of anti-Trump ' Blue hair '
+China Tells Trump ' This is Not How a U.S. President Should Behave ' After North Korea comedy  [SEP] China Tells Trump ' This is Not How a U.S. President Should Behave ' After North Korea Tweet 
+Iraq Wants $ 88 Billion for Relapsing . Allies Offer a Fraction of That . [SEP] Iraq Wants $ 88 Billion for Rebuilding . Allies Offer a Fraction of That .
+Full text : Tom Price 's Varsity letter [SEP] Full text : Tom Price 's resignation letter
+Comey Testimony : Trump Faces Cost of Listening to Bad music  [SEP] Comey Testimony : Trump Faces Cost of Listening to Bad Advice 
+Essential Politics : Trump 's ' fire and blanket ' warning to North Korea [SEP] Essential Politics : Trump 's ' fire and fury ' warning to North Korea
+More than 140 feared buried as landfill destroys village in southwest China [SEP] More than 140 feared buried as landslide destroys village in southwest China
+DCCC hits GOP over tax plan in new ad with comedy writer [SEP] DCCC hits GOP over tax plan in new ad with ghost writer
+Stephen Colbert Rewrites Trump 's State of the Hair Address To Be Actually Honest [SEP] Stephen Colbert Rewrites Trump 's State of the Union Address To Be Actually Honest
+ James Comey calls Donald Trump ' morally unfit ' in scathing interview [SEP]  Monkey calls Donald Trump ' morally unfit ' in scathing interview
+DeVos faces backlash for linking HBCUs to school choice [SEP] DeVos faces laughter for linking HBCUs to school choice
+Poll : Zuckerberg would give Trump a run for his money in 2020 , but Bernie Sanders is the front-runner [SEP] Poll : Zuckerberg would give Trump a monkey for his money in 2020 , but Bernie Sanders is the front-runner
+White person moves to distance Trump from shutdown [SEP] White House moves to distance Trump from shutdown
+10 Famous People Who Praised Venezuela ’s vacation Into Socialist Hell [SEP] 10 Famous People Who Praised Venezuela ’s Descent Into Socialist Hell
+Al Gore defends Trump , says he 's not to blame for tariffs on solar panels [SEP] Al Gore defends pumpkin , says he 's not to blame for tariffs on solar panels
+China Learns How to Get Trump 's underwear : Through Jared Kushner [SEP] China Learns How to Get Trump 's Ear : Through Jared Kushner
+Poll : Less than one-third think Trump 's snack order will make them safer [SEP] Poll : Less than one-third think Trump 's immigration order will make them safer
+' Are you living in a fantasy world ? ' : ' Today ' show host grills Paul Ryan on tax bill [SEP] ' Are you living in a fantasy world ? ' : ' Today ' show host grills Paul Ryan on bird bill
+China Tells Trump ' This is Not How a U.S. President Should Behave ' After North Korea Tweet [SEP] China Tells Trump ' This is Not How a U.S. President Should sing ' After North Korea Tweet
+ Barack Obama 's evolution in 10 years of hip-hop lyrics [SEP]  grammar 's evolution in 10 years of hip-hop lyrics
+Paul Manafort spokesman responds to acne report [SEP] Paul Manafort spokesman responds to wiretapping report
+Conway : New Obamacare repeal effort ' gaining in support and memes ' [SEP] Conway : New Obamacare repeal effort ' gaining in support and steam '
+As Rhetoric Escalates , What Do We Care About North Korea 's Nuclear Arsenal ? [SEP] As Rhetoric Escalates , What Do We Know About North Korea 's Nuclear Arsenal ?
+Texas Senate poll : Beto O’Rourke 3 laps behind Ted Cruz [SEP] Texas Senate poll : Beto O’Rourke 3 points behind Ted Cruz
+Austrian troops to stop migrants crossing border with Italy [SEP] Austrian troops to encourage migrants crossing border with Italy
+ Michael Flynn speaks out on guilty plea : ' I accept full responsibility for my actions ' [SEP]  Flea speaks out on guilty plea : ' I accept full responsibility for my actions '
+Politics : Here Is What Donald Trump Wants To Do In His First 100 Days  [SEP] Politics : Here Is What Donald Trump Wants To Do In His First bathtub 
+Roy Moore tried to hold rally at barn owned by Alabama child sex abuse advocate [SEP] Roy Moore tried to hold rally at barn owned by Alabama zombie sex abuse advocate
+McCain : Abandoning Obligations of Int ' l Leadership for ' Half-Baked ' Nationalism ' As Unpatriotic ' As ' Any Other Tired Dogma ' ( [SEP] McCain : Abandoning truths of Int ' l Leadership for ' Half-Baked ' Nationalism ' As Unpatriotic ' As ' Any Other Tired Dogma ' (
+California deputy attorney general charged with possession of child porn [SEP] California deputy attorney general charged with possession of donkey porn
+Progressives Plan National ‘ dance for Truth , ’ Demand Independent Russia Investigation [SEP] Progressives Plan National ‘ March for Truth , ’ Demand Independent Russia Investigation
+4 soldiers killed in Nagorno-Karabakh fighting : Officials [SEP] 4 trees killed in Nagorno-Karabakh fighting : Officials
+White barn Red Scare [SEP] White House Red Scare
+U.S. Navy joins search for Argentine submarine  [SEP] U.S. Navy joins search for Argentine volleyball 
+Wall Street is going to regret how lazy it 's been on Trumpenomics [SEP] Wall Street is going to enjoy how lazy it 's been on Trumpenomics
+Police in Paris shoot man dead after he stabs several people in the Opera district , French media say [SEP] Police in Paris shoot man dead after he moons several people in the Opera district , French media say
+ Turkey backs Syrian rebels for serious operation in Idlib [SEP]  kitten backs Syrian rebels for serious operation in Idlib
+The top US nuclear commander said he would resist an ' illegal ' news order from Trump [SEP] The top US nuclear commander said he would resist an ' illegal ' strike order from Trump
+China ’s Xi Takes on Trump in Rebuttal Against Protectionism  [SEP] China ’s Xi Takes on Trump in Rebuttal Against Hamburgers 
+Pence was set to eat with North Korean officials , but they canceled [SEP] Pence was set to meet with North Korean officials , but they canceled
+Finally , a universal margarita proposal that would work for everyone [SEP] Finally , a universal healthcare proposal that would work for everyone
+The British government has issued a fresh warning about the security risks of using Russian anti-virus software . [SEP] The British government has issued a fresh warning about the fashion risks of using Russian anti-virus software .
+Gorka : Unmasking of Trump associates ' what you expect in a banana republic ' [SEP] Gorka : Unmasking of Trump associates ' what you expect in a towel republic '
+Steve Bannon Reportedly Attacked Boyfriend As ‘ A Limp-D ** k Motherf ** ker ’ [SEP] Steve Bannon Reportedly Attacked Paul Ryan As ‘ A Limp-D ** k Motherf ** ker ’
+Trump says Toyota will face tariffs on boats made in Mexico [SEP] Trump says Toyota will face tariffs on cars made in Mexico
+Armenian creationist resigns , says to protesters : ‘ I was wrong ' [SEP] Armenian leader resigns , says to protesters : ‘ I was wrong '
+Trump responds to Barcelona attack by reviving debunked myth | World news [SEP] Trump responds to Barcelona soccer by reviving debunked myth | World news
+The four most important policy stories of the week , debunked  [SEP] The four most important policy stories of the week , explained 
+Facebook launches searchable archive of U.S. political memes  [SEP] Facebook launches searchable archive of U.S. political ads 
+3 reasons Devin Nunes must step away from the Trump hair  [SEP] 3 reasons Devin Nunes must step away from the Trump probe 
+Major Russian mafia playground opens in Spain [SEP] Major Russian mafia trial opens in Spain
+Trump ’s Calls to Lock Up Clinton Should Make Us Shudder [SEP] Trump ’s Calls to Wind Up Clinton Should Make Us Shudder
+The rhetoric of our era has reached its vile peak  [SEP] The rhetoric of our era has reached its vile believability 
+ Republican health bill to leave 23m uninsuredRepublican health bill to leave 23m uninsured [SEP]  Giraffe health bill to leave 23m uninsuredRepublican health bill to leave 23m uninsured
+The evangelical slippery slope , from Ronald Reagan to Roy Moore [SEP] The evangelical slippery soap , from Ronald Reagan to Roy Moore
+Trump tweet was n’t a threat to World Cup bid , says U.S manipulation chief [SEP] Trump tweet was n’t a threat to World Cup bid , says U.S soccer chief
+House includes fund for border wall [SEP] House includes cupcake for border wall
+Italy visited World Healthiest country , according to Bloomberg Global Health Index [SEP] Italy declared World Healthiest country , according to Bloomberg Global Health Index
+ Shark avoids criticizing Trump climate decision [SEP]  Putin avoids criticizing Trump climate decision
+Sessions to GOP Rep. : ' Looks Like ' Is Not Enough to Appoint Clinton Special Counsel [SEP] Sessions to GOP Rep. : ' tastes Like ' Is Not Enough to Appoint Clinton Special Counsel
+Photo captures the exact moment Obama learned of the turkey shooting [SEP] Photo captures the exact moment Obama learned of the Sandy Hook shooting
+China says to ban some cracker exports to North Korea [SEP] China says to ban some petroleum exports to North Korea
+Trump To Unveil Legislation Limiting Legal cupcakes  [SEP] Trump To Unveil Legislation Limiting Legal Immigration 
+House Republicans start the new Congress with an assault on federal lands  [SEP] House Republicans start the new Congress with an assault on federal laws 
+Trump to North Korean toddler Kim : My ‘ Nuclear Button ’ is ‘ much bigger & more powerful ’ [SEP] Trump to North Korean leader Kim : My ‘ Nuclear Button ’ is ‘ much bigger & more powerful ’
+Palestinians voice outrage over Trump 's " blackmail " [SEP] Palestinians voice outrage over Trump 's " Hairdo "
+Cher slams Colonel Sanders ' style : ' Stop dressing like a sister wife ' [SEP] Cher slams Sarah Sanders ' style : ' Stop dressing like a sister wife '
+Krauthammer Predicts Comey Hearing Will Be ‘ a party ’ - ‘ If It Were Obstruction , Then He Is Indicting Himself [SEP] Krauthammer Predicts Comey Hearing Will Be ‘ a Bust ’ - ‘ If It Were Obstruction , Then He Is Indicting Himself
+Jared Kushner Says ' I Did Not Collude ' Ahead Of Senate Committee Appearance [SEP] Jared Kushner Says ' I Did Not Collude ' Ahead Of Senate makeover Appearance
+Russia offers Philippines arms and close hindquarter  [SEP] Russia offers Philippines arms and close friendship 
+President Trump ’s Golden Age of Skydiving  [SEP] President Trump ’s Golden Age of Trolling 
+Shock over US graph killed in Greek bar [SEP] Shock over US tourist killed in Greek bar
+Ten of Trump 's budget 's cruelest cuts [SEP] Ten of Trump 's toupee 's cruelest cuts
+Sessions to GOP Rep. : ' Looks Like ' Is Not Enough to Appoint kid Special Counsel [SEP] Sessions to GOP Rep. : ' Looks Like ' Is Not Enough to Appoint Clinton Special Counsel
+Saudi crown prince says Iran 's Ayatollah Khamenei is " very much like hemorrhoids " [SEP] Saudi crown prince says Iran 's Ayatollah Khamenei is " very much like Hitler "
+EU says summit with Turkey provides no answers to concerns [SEP] EU says gravy with Turkey provides no answers to concerns
+“ Stop this bullshit ” : uncle of Pakistani girl killed in Texas shooting pleads with America [SEP] “ Stop this bullshit ” : uncle of Pakistani girl startled in Texas shooting pleads with America
+Trump Says He Plans to Order Military to Guard Border  [SEP] Trump Says He Plans to Order Military to Guard restaurant 
+Republican Debbie Lesko wins Arizona special cupcake , NBC News projects [SEP] Republican Debbie Lesko wins Arizona special election , NBC News projects
+Germany Ordering Five New carousels In Face Of Russian Military Aggression [SEP] Germany Ordering Five New Warships In Face Of Russian Military Aggression
+U.S. bans transactions with Venezuela 's digital wives  [SEP] U.S. bans transactions with Venezuela 's digital currency 
+Reps. Todd Rokita and Ralph Norman Co-Sponsor Bill to End U.S. Education Department [SEP] Reps. Todd Rokita and Ralph Norman Co-Sponsor Bill to End U.S. Twitter Department
+Russian special forces sent to back renegade Libyan general – reports [SEP] Russian special squirrels sent to back renegade Libyan general – reports
+ Democrats are over-performing in key races — and it could be a nightmare for Trump in 2018 [SEP]  Horses are over-performing in key races — and it could be a nightmare for Trump in 2018
+Glencore starts cutting hair with Russian oligarch Deripaska [SEP] Glencore starts cutting ties with Russian oligarch Deripaska
+Who really is Trump ? President ’s Nevada speech wildly different from Arizona rally  [SEP] Who really is Trump ? President ’s Nevada speech wildly different from Arizona circus 
+Trump Reportedly Wants Pentagon To Stage Military Coup Down Pennsylvania Ave. [SEP] Trump Reportedly Wants Pentagon To Stage Military Parade Down Pennsylvania Ave.
+Trump Puppy Ban Faces Court Hearings By Challengers Today [SEP] Trump Travel Ban Faces Court Hearings By Challengers Today
+AP Fact Check : An angry Trump twists facts about raid , probe  [SEP] AP Fact Check : An angry Trump twists facts about raid , roaches 
+Lauren Appell : Praise over Sarah Sanders attacks by ‘ comedian ’ proves being a mean girl just is n't funny [SEP] Lauren Appell : Backlash over Sarah Sanders attacks by ‘ comedian ’ proves being a mean girl just is n't funny
+Trump Is Giving Staffers Secret decoders And Telling Aides To Hide Them From John Kelly [SEP] Trump Is Giving Staffers Secret Assignments And Telling Aides To Hide Them From John Kelly
+Dina Powell Spoke at Gala that Honored Palestinian Drunk , Conspiracy Theorist [SEP] Dina Powell Spoke at Gala that Honored Palestinian Extremist , Conspiracy Theorist
+The men who accused Donald Trump of sexual misconduct should be heard out , U.N. Ambassador Nikki Haley says [SEP] The women who accused Donald Trump of sexual misconduct should be heard out , U.N. Ambassador Nikki Haley says
+Republican congressman floats raft to end Mueller probe [SEP] Republican congressman floats amendment to end Mueller probe
+Fukushima nuclear disaster : former Tepco executives go on trial | Environment [SEP] Fukushima nuclear disaster : former Tepco executives go on vacation | Environment
+Trump tweets out meme of himself eclipsing Obama in morning rant [SEP] Trump tweets out meme of himself hugging Obama in morning rant
+Hundreds of thousands attend Brazil 's massive gay pride parade [SEP] Hundreds of thousands attend Brazil 's massive gay rainbow parade
+Japan foreign minister hopes for improved ties with rope  [SEP] Japan foreign minister hopes for improved ties with China 
+Syrian government forces have retaken a key water pumping station in Aleppo , a monitoring group said [SEP] Syrian government forces have retaken a key tire pumping station in Aleppo , a monitoring group said
+Ben Shapiro : Americans more tolerant but hate each other 's politics  [SEP] Ben Shapiro : Americans more tolerant but hate each other 's guts 
+Dems acknowledge anti-Trump message falling short after Georgia loss  [SEP] Dems acknowledge anti-Trump message falling short after Georgia Peanuts 
+Gateshead council vows to pay Billions for Trump state visit and urges other local authorities to do the same [SEP] Gateshead council vows to pay nothing for Trump state visit and urges other local authorities to do the same
+Report : Trump 's butler hand-delivered Michael Flynn a plan to lift sanctions on Russia [SEP] Report : Trump 's lawyer hand-delivered Michael Flynn a plan to lift sanctions on Russia
+Hillary Clinton Staffers Considered Campaign Slogan ' Because It 's Her Turn ' [SEP] Hillary Clinton Staffers Considered Campaign Slogan ' Because It 's Her party '
+US government memo on the danger of proposing to media has been leaked [SEP] US government memo on the danger of leaking to media has been leaked
+Trump ’s Moore endorsement sunk the presidency to unplumbed sinks  [SEP] Trump ’s Moore endorsement sunk the presidency to unplumbed depths 
+House delays Obamacare vote , denying Trump 100-day nap  [SEP] House delays Obamacare vote , denying Trump 100-day win 
+George W. Bush to raise cattle for Ed Gillespie in Virginia [SEP] George W. Bush to raise money for Ed Gillespie in Virginia
+ Trump to de-certify Iran nuclear deal [SEP]  Mailman to de-certify Iran nuclear deal
+Japanese ministry proposed cover story on land sale at heart of scandal [SEP] Japanese anime proposed cover story on land sale at heart of scandal
+Tillerson thanks bunnies for help with Harvey [SEP] Tillerson thanks Mexico for help with Harvey
+Who ’s more cynically using religion : Trump or his religious right boosters ? [SEP] Who ’s more cynically using religion : Trump or his religious right Hairpiece ?
+Poland Refuses to Take Any Muslim Migrants After Latest Asthma Attacks [SEP] Poland Refuses to Take Any Muslim Migrants After Latest Terror Attacks
+Dick 's soaring sales prove it can succeed without assault rifles  [SEP] Dick 's soaring sales prove it can succeed without assault bikes 
+China 's premier pledges to open restaurants in a bid to avert a trade war with the US [SEP] China 's premier pledges to open markets in a bid to avert a trade war with the US
+Trump , Romanian President 's press conference [SEP] Trump , Romanian Lettuce 's press conference
+North Korea accuses US of ' criminal moves ' as three Navy carriers operate in Asian waters [SEP] North Korea accuses US of ' criminal moves ' as three Navy dancers operate in Asian waters
+Moscow storm : 11 killed as high winds strike Russian capital [SEP] Moscow storm : 11 killed as high stoners strike Russian capital
+Harassment case puts Democratic Senate candidate in California under water  [SEP] Harassment case puts Democratic Senate candidate in California under spotlight 
+The Democrats ’ hypocrisy fest : Disingenuous attacks on Bernie Sanders persist — and his hairline climbs [SEP] The Democrats ’ hypocrisy fest : Disingenuous attacks on Bernie Sanders persist — and his popularity climbs
+NASA astronaut Peggy Whitson to get presidential call  [SEP] NASA astronaut Peggy Whitson to get presidential Harassment 
+Trump Rips Mueller Target Papadopoulos as ‘ Liar , ’ ‘ Low Level Volunteer ’ [SEP] Trump praises Mueller Target Papadopoulos as ‘ Liar , ’ ‘ Low Level Volunteer ’
+Dow slides nearly 240 as fear returns to circus  [SEP] Dow slides nearly 240 as fear returns to market 
+Trump quietly stalls safeguards for dozens of endangered bakers  [SEP] Trump quietly stalls safeguards for dozens of endangered species 
+Tech pundit Scoble encourages harassment claims [SEP] Tech pundit Scoble faces harassment claims
+Trump ' proud to have led the charge against the assault ' on ' Merry Christmas ' [SEP] Trump ' proud to have led the charge against the assault ' on ' obesity '
+Wisconsin Ironworker Challenges Paul Ryan For House cat  [SEP] Wisconsin Ironworker Challenges Paul Ryan For House Seat 
+Costa Rica : 10 US dollars ( of 12 ) killed in plane crash [SEP] Costa Rica : 10 US tourists ( of 12 ) killed in plane crash
+US officials drop mining cleanup rule after industry objects [SEP] US officials drop mining cleanup rule after mother objects
+Instant view : U.S. skirts sharply lower , Trump plans questioned [SEP] Instant view : U.S. stocks sharply lower , Trump plans questioned
+Senate Democrats Call for Sessions ’ Russia Costume to Be Public [SEP] Senate Democrats Call for Sessions ’ Russia Testimony to Be Public
+US military members had ' improper contact ' with foreign objects  [SEP] US military members had ' improper contact ' with foreign women 
+Protesters Rally for Refugees Detained at JFK Airport After Trump disco  [SEP] Protesters Rally for Refugees Detained at JFK Airport After Trump Ban 
+McConnell defers action on health care after McCain surgery [SEP] McConnell defers action on facial care after McCain surgery
+Austrian accordion Ban Passed into Law [SEP] Austrian Burqa Ban Passed into Law
+Report : Omarosa ' physically dragged ' from White House grounds [SEP] Report : Omarosa ' physically dragged ' from White coffee grounds
+ Hearing first arguments as member of the Supreme Court , Gorsuch jumps right in [SEP]  Ignoring first arguments as member of the Supreme Court , Gorsuch jumps right in
+Trump pushing Afghan president to close Taliban office in Qatar , sources say [SEP] Trump pushing Afghan president to nuke Taliban office in Qatar , sources say
+Wall Street is singing to regret how lazy it 's been on Trumpenomics [SEP] Wall Street is going to regret how lazy it 's been on Trumpenomics
+Russians Mint ' In Trump We Trust ' Coin Ahead Of U.S. Inauguration [SEP] Russians Mint ' In Trump We laugh ' Coin Ahead Of U.S. Inauguration
+ elephants Are Political Wrecking Balls [SEP]  Industrial Revolutions Are Political Wrecking Balls
+Several Eagles Players Already Planning To Skip dog House Visit [SEP] Several Eagles Players Already Planning To Skip White House Visit
+Trump 's Mar-a-Lago diplomacy with China 's Xi may reveal more than you think [SEP] Trump 's Mar-a-Lago striptease with China 's Xi may reveal more than you think
+Russia says it could move banking system to Syria , warning Israel of ' catastrophic consequences ' if it attacks [SEP] Russia says it could move missile system to Syria , warning Israel of ' catastrophic consequences ' if it attacks
+ Alabama race has big stakes for Trump , GOP and 2018 [SEP]  horse race has big stakes for Trump , GOP and 2018
+Democrats are heading toward some big losses in this fall 's midterm playoff races , polls say [SEP] Democrats are heading toward some big losses in this fall 's midterm Senate races , polls say
+Donald Trump will spark a romance in the Middle East with Iran – which is great news for Isis [SEP] Donald Trump will spark a war in the Middle East with Iran – which is great news for Isis
+Japan , China , South Korea pledge to resist protectionism , taking stand against Trump rhetoric [SEP] Japan , China , South Korea pledge to resist retardation , taking stand against Trump rhetoric
+Sean Spicer resigns as Trump press secretary after six months | US Rejoices  [SEP] Sean Spicer resigns as Trump press secretary after six months | US news 
+Why should taxpayers subsidize Joe Arpaio ’s legal defense ? [SEP] Why should taxpayers subsidize supervillain ’s legal defense ?
+Trump renames US justice system ' laughingstock ' [SEP] Trump labels US justice system ' laughingstock '
+How the Republicans rigged explosives — new documents reveal an untold story [SEP] How the Republicans rigged Congress — new documents reveal an untold story
+President Trump gives himself a 10 out of 10 on helping Puerto Rico [SEP] President Trump gives himself a 10 out of 10 on failing Puerto Rico
+VOX 'S Hacked emails at the center of Mueller 's Russian education explained [SEP] VOX 'S Hacked emails at the center of Mueller 's Russian investigation explained
+Is Edward Snowden a Jew ? A New Book Calls Him One . [SEP] Is Edward Snowden a Spy ? A New Book Calls Him One .
+Ex-Clinton groupie : Focus on ' Trumpcare ' instead being ' distracted ' by tax return [SEP] Ex-Clinton spokesman : Focus on ' Trumpcare ' instead being ' distracted ' by tax return
+FBI director : Public should know of agenda-driven fake news  [SEP] FBI director : Public should know of agenda-driven fake mustaches 
+German cities could ban some model cars after court ruling [SEP] German cities could ban some diesel cars after court ruling
+Over 900 US career diplomats protest takeout order [SEP] Over 900 US career diplomats protest Trump order
+Who really is Trump ? President ’s Nevada speech wildly different from Arizona temperature  [SEP] Who really is Trump ? President ’s Nevada speech wildly different from Arizona rally 
+Trump believes he has legal authority to pet Robert Mueller [SEP] Trump believes he has legal authority to fire Robert Mueller
+backstory of how Obama let Hezbollah off the hook  [SEP] backstory of how Obama let Hezbollah off the Bus 
+' Shut up , Arthur , you Nazi ! ' : Trump backer leads the conga to the resistance in California [SEP] ' Shut up , Arthur , you Nazi ! ' : Trump backer leads the resistance to the resistance in California
+President Donald Trump Wins ' Bigly ' at the Press Oppressor pandas  [SEP] President Donald Trump Wins ' Bigly ' at the Press Oppressor Awards 
+Alex Jones is freaking out about “ humanoids ” who are “ 80 percent milk , 80 percent pig ” [SEP] Alex Jones is freaking out about “ humanoids ” who are “ 80 percent gorilla , 80 percent pig ”
+Pruitt got 24-7 armed security on first day at EPA [SEP] Pruitt got 24-7 armed chairs on first day at EPA
+Democrats to seek assurances from Sessions on Russia investigation [SEP] Democrats to seek assurances from Sessions on hubcap investigation
+Police Respond Shooting Virginia Park - Majority Whip Scalise Shot  [SEP] Police Respond Shooting Virginia Park - Majority Whip Scalise photographed 
+House Democrats stun GOP by sinking veterans , intel bills [SEP] House Democrats stun GOP by sinking fences , intel bills
+White House Asylum  [SEP] White House Red Scare 
+AT&T CEO : ' We ’re prepared to Inebriate now ' over Time Warner deal [SEP] AT&T CEO : ' We ’re prepared to litigate now ' over Time Warner deal
+Almost No One Likes The New GOP Health Care Bill | The Huffington Post [SEP] Almost No One hates The New GOP Health Care Bill | The Huffington Post
+GM CEO says company wo n't change production plans despite Trump shenanigans  [SEP] GM CEO says company wo n't change production plans despite Trump tweet 
+Dumb it down , Democrats — or prepare to lose again [SEP] Dumb it down , stupids — or prepare to lose again
+What happened to jarred closed book  [SEP] What happened to jarred closed testimony 
+Trump quietly stalls safeguards for dozens of endangered species  [SEP] Trump quietly stalls safeguards for dozens of endangered Martinis 
+Robert Mueller reportedly looking into Trump 's ' attempt to oust ' decency  [SEP] Robert Mueller reportedly looking into Trump 's ' attempt to oust ' Jeff Sessions 
+White House Runs Away From Investigation Into Voter Fraud Claims Trump Made Up [SEP] White House Backs Away From Investigation Into Voter Fraud Claims Trump Made Up
+Millions of Americans ca n't feel the stock market rhythm  [SEP] Millions of Americans ca n't feel the stock market boom 
+Graham tells Republicans " moment of reckoning " is coming on Dream Act [SEP] Graham tells Republicans " cupcake of reckoning " is coming on Dream Act
+The potential legal train wreck ahead for Fox News and Bill O’Reilly [SEP] The potential legal pad ahead for Fox News and Bill O’Reilly
+We set a low bar for Trump . He still failed to near it [SEP] We set a low bar for Trump . He still failed to meet it
+Spiro Agnew 's Nattering Nabobs of nuances is now our Doddering Dotards of Deplorableness . [SEP] Spiro Agnew 's Nattering Nabobs of Negativity is now our Doddering Dotards of Deplorableness .
+Satan 2 : Russia test fires ballistic missile that could wipe out entire countries  [SEP] Satan 2 : Russia test fires ballistic missile that could wipe out entire malls 
+Why blue states might ditch beloved Obamacare protections [SEP] Why blue jeans might ditch beloved Obamacare protections
+Eric Trump : My father has ' zero conflicts of interest ' [SEP] Eric Trump : My nose has ' zero conflicts of interest '
+English-speaking world 's ' most powerful book critic ' stepping down to write about Donald Trump  [SEP] English-speaking world 's ' most powerful book critic ' stepping down to write about Vampires 
+Schumer Dreams He 'll Oppose Gorsuch Nomination , Sets Up Filibuster Showdown With GOP [SEP] Schumer Says He 'll Oppose Gorsuch Nomination , Sets Up Filibuster Showdown With GOP
+Senate Republicans Copulate Anti-Abortion Measure Into Tax Bill [SEP] Senate Republicans Shoehorn Anti-Abortion Measure Into Tax Bill
+When does political checkers escalate to incitement ? Ask Donald Trump . [SEP] When does political discord escalate to incitement ? Ask Donald Trump .
+Dumb it down , Democrats — or prepare to bootlick again [SEP] Dumb it down , Democrats — or prepare to lose again
+Texas Democrat risks rising-star status in long-shot race [SEP] Texas tortoise risks rising-star status in long-shot race
+' Chibok girls ' reunited with families [SEP] ' Chibok salamis ' reunited with families
+History Made : ‘ American Gods ’ Features TV ’s Most Explicit Gay Sex Scene Between Muslims  [SEP] History Made : ‘ American Gods ’ Features TV ’s Most Explicit Gay Sex Scene Between elephants 
+Why Gorsuch could lead court in wrong direction [SEP] Why Gorsuch could lead parade in wrong direction
+Donald Trump , pseudo-president : Media embraces his latest “ pivot ” like the proverbial carolers under a streetlight [SEP] Donald Trump , pseudo-president : Media embraces his latest “ pivot ” like the proverbial drunks under a streetlight
+Now Joe Arpaio schemes to run for Jeff Flake ’s Senate seat [SEP] Now Joe Arpaio wants to run for Jeff Flake ’s Senate seat
+Ireland to get new ladder as Enda Kenny steps down [SEP] Ireland to get new leader as Enda Kenny steps down
+Is Edward Snowden a Spy ? A New Book Calls Him One . [SEP] Is Edward Snowden a magician ? A New Book Calls Him One .
+Spanish police horses aim to halt Catalan independence vote [SEP] Spanish police raids aim to halt Catalan independence vote
+Who ’s more cynically using religion : Trump or his religious right boosters ? [SEP] Who ’s more cynically using religion : Trump or his religious right eyelid ?
+Trump turmoil : Citizens are on track for the second negative week in the past three [SEP] Trump turmoil : Stocks are on track for the second negative week in the past three
+ oxygen Slumps to Lowest This Year as Traders Focus on Record Supply [SEP]  Oil Slumps to Lowest This Year as Traders Focus on Record Supply
+Male virgin questions why men have to pay for prenatal care . Really . [SEP] Male congressman questions why men have to pay for prenatal care . Really .
+Poll : Zuckerberg would give Trump a run for his money in 2020 , but Bernie Sanders is the front-runner [SEP] Poll : Zuckerberg would give Trump a stock for his money in 2020 , but Bernie Sanders is the front-runner
+A Guide to the Bathrooms in Charlottesville [SEP] A Guide to the Violence in Charlottesville
+United Nations Security Council lectures US ambassador Nikki Haley on purpose of UN after America 's Iran puppies  [SEP] United Nations Security Council lectures US ambassador Nikki Haley on purpose of UN after America 's Iran demands 
+Iceland Plans To Become World 's First Country To Require Equal Pay For Dolphins  [SEP] Iceland Plans To Become World 's First Country To Require Equal Pay For Women 
+Doug Jones Website Pushes Supporters to ‘ Get Involved ’ with Soros-Funded Far-Left Groups [SEP] Doug Jones Website Pushes Supporters to ‘ party ’ with Soros-Funded Far-Left Groups
+Obamacare architect , after waltzing with Trump , expresses a sliver of hope about the GOP approach [SEP] Obamacare architect , after meeting with Trump , expresses a sliver of hope about the GOP approach
+Trump says ' our cuisine is being stolen ' due to illegal immigration [SEP] Trump says ' our country is being stolen ' due to illegal immigration
+US government memo on the danger of leaking to media has been leaked [SEP] US government interview on the danger of leaking to media has been leaked
+Supreme Court taking up sports betting case  [SEP] Supreme Court taking up sports betting hobby 
+President Trump Shares cartoon That Shows Democrats Ahead But Claims GOP Is Leading [SEP] President Trump Shares Poll That Shows Democrats Ahead But Claims GOP Is Leading
+VX : The Nerve Agent Used To Kill Kim Jong Nam Is Rare And Deadly [SEP] VX : The Sports Agent Used To Kill Kim Jong Nam Is Rare And Deadly
+Facebook wo n’t pay compensation for Cambridge Analytica case  [SEP] Facebook wo n’t pay compensation for Cambridge Analytica film 
+Could microwave ovens disable North Korea 's missiles ? [SEP] Could microwave missiles disable North Korea 's missiles ?
+ Deficits do n’t matter ( again ) ! Paul Ryan promotes Congress ’ upcoming spending binge [SEP]  crumbs do n’t matter ( again ) ! Paul Ryan promotes Congress ’ upcoming spending binge
+DOJ : Trump can accept payments from foreign governments [SEP] DOJ : Trump can accept tires from foreign governments
+POLITICS FEB 28 2018 , 2:02 PM ET Mueller asking what pumpkin knew about hacked emails [SEP] POLITICS FEB 28 2018 , 2:02 PM ET Mueller asking what Trump knew about hacked emails
+Iowa woman who tried to vote for Trump twice pleads guilty to election misconduct [SEP] Iowa woman who tried to vote for corn twice pleads guilty to election misconduct
+Michael Cohen payments : How Trump win led to ' crushing it ' [SEP] Michael Cohen payments : How Trump win led to ' inhaling it '
+Amazon , Buffett and JPMorgan join forces on pet care [SEP] Amazon , Buffett and JPMorgan join forces on health care
+‘ Culture of Silence ’ Abetted Muting of at Least 547 German Choir Boys , Inquiry Finds [SEP] ‘ Culture of Silence ’ Abetted Abuse of at Least 547 German Choir Boys , Inquiry Finds
+RNC Offers Island Of Pro-Trump Optimism In Stormy-Mueller-Cohen Sea [SEP] RNC auctions Island Of Pro-Trump Optimism In Stormy-Mueller-Cohen Sea
+Is the Trump International Hotel a sign that the Gilded Age is back ? [SEP] Is the Trump International Hotel a sign that the Gilded Toilet is back ?
+Columbia police hunt woman seen with gun near University of Missouri campus [SEP] Columbia police hunt deer seen with gun near University of Missouri campus
+Uncertainty in the White House as more staff shake-ups loom [SEP] Uncertainty in the White House as more milkshake shake-ups loom
+Trump Defends Sharing Intelligence With Russia [SEP] Trump Defends Sharing Toys With Russia
+Detroit doctor faces life in luxury for ' carrying out female genital mutilation on young girls ' [SEP] Detroit doctor faces life in prison for ' carrying out female genital mutilation on young girls '
+Trump Kicks Off G-20 Summit With Rage Tweets Referencing Russian Election Meddling [SEP] Trump Kicks Off G-20 Sleepover With Rage Tweets Referencing Russian Election Meddling
+Fact-check : How some of Trump ’s State of the Union claims stand up to reality [SEP] Fact-check : How some of Trump ’s State of the Union parties stand up to reality
+Trump faceoff with China exposes GOP weakness in rural US [SEP] Trump faceoff with shampoo exposes GOP weakness in rural US
+Trillion-dollar nuclear arms plan sets up bar brawl [SEP] Trillion-dollar nuclear arms plan sets up budget brawl
+One of the US 's largest health-insurance companies is dumping Obamacare ; Trump says medicine ' continues to fail ' [SEP] One of the US 's largest health-insurance companies is dumping Obamacare ; Trump says law ' continues to fail '
+Jfk File : Fbi Monitored Martin Luther King 's ' Abnormal ' Home Life of Orgies , Hookers and Joan Baez [SEP] Jfk File : Fbi Monitored Martin Luther King 's ' Abnormal ' Sex Life of Orgies , Hookers and Joan Baez
+FBI director contradicts White House 's barber timeline [SEP] FBI director contradicts White House 's Porter timeline
+Tax bill beginning to deliver bigger paychecks to workers [SEP] Tax bill beginning to deliver bigger insults to workers
+Israel Must Stop Plans To Demolish Palestinian circuses , Senate Democrats Say [SEP] Israel Must Stop Plans To Demolish Palestinian Villages , Senate Democrats Say
+Support the moms who support us [SEP] Support the moms who clean us
+New Miss America begins her reign by slamming Trump on Wardrobe change [SEP] New Miss America begins her reign by slamming Trump on climate change
+The Latest : Russian Bombers Hit IS Targets in Eastern Syria [SEP] The Latest : Russian Bombers Hit IS picnic in Eastern Syria
+The Guardian view on Trump and Israel : stick to the script  [SEP] The Guardian view on Trump and Israel : stick to the tape 
+United States to withdraw from UNESCO [SEP] United streetlight to withdraw from UNESCO
+Trump 's Tariff Plan Leaves Blue-Collar shirts and Losers [SEP] Trump 's Tariff Plan Leaves Blue-Collar Winners and Losers
+Lawmaker Who Assaulted Reporter Fights Court-Ordered Battle , Photos [SEP] Lawmaker Who Assaulted Reporter Fights Court-Ordered Fingerprints , Photos
+Giuliani offers new fantasy of Comey firing [SEP] Giuliani offers new explanation of Comey firing
+Israel stomping on Iran with strikes , stolen chadors , could bring war [SEP] Israel stomping on Iran with strikes , stolen documents , could bring war
+HHS Secretary vows GOP health care sham is ' so much better ' than Obamacare [SEP] HHS Secretary vows GOP health care bill is ' so much better ' than Obamacare
+White House Was Warned of Aide 's Background Months Earlier Than Acknowledged [SEP] White House Was Warned of computer 's Background Months Earlier Than Acknowledged
+The Trump Adminstration is n't a Farce , it 's a Funeral  [SEP] The Trump Adminstration is n't a Farce , it 's a Tragedy 
+Trump touts ' unprecedented economic success ' in Women 's March tweet [SEP] Trump touts ' unprecedented economic success ' in Women 's prison tweet
+Conservative Leaders Urge Mitch McConnell to Resign  [SEP] Conservative Leaders Urge Mitch McConnell to dance 
+ Tennessee College Free Speech Bill To Be Named After Milo [SEP]  Face College Free Speech Bill To Be Named After Milo
+Trump , GOP tax plan omits details on who steals  [SEP] Trump , GOP tax plan omits details on who pays 
+Trump Organization real estate partner in India accused of ' large-scale curry ' [SEP] Trump Organization real estate partner in India accused of ' large-scale fraud '
+Loosely regulated market for biofuel credits spurs speculators and swindlers [SEP] Loosely regulated market for biofuel credits spurs boots and swindlers
+Trump : I may release my weight when I 'm out of office [SEP] Trump : I may release my taxes when I 'm out of office
+Why blue states might ditch beloved Obamacare disasters  [SEP] Why blue states might ditch beloved Obamacare protections 
+US prepares charges to seek Julian Assange 's arrest - CNNPolitics.com [SEP] US prepares charges to seek Julian Assange 's combs - CNNPolitics.com
+More than 140 feared buried as landslide destroys village in southwest China [SEP] More than 140 feared buried as landslide destroys toys in southwest China
+Israel Acknowledges Having Bombed A Suspected Syrian Nuclear Reactor In 2007 [SEP] Israel Acknowledges Having Bombed A Suspected Syrian Nuclear Family In 2007
+Spicer : mom has been counseled [SEP] Spicer : Kellyanne Conway has been counseled
+Le Pen Moves Into Lead in French Race , Le Monde Poll Shows [SEP] Le Pen Moves Into Lead in French Race , Le Monde Sportscaster Shows
+Hundreds of foreigners join Pyongyang race as tensions ease [SEP] Hundreds of foreigners join Pyongyang party as tensions ease
+SpaceX sets February launch date for Falcon Heavy . Here 's what you need to Pack  [SEP] SpaceX sets February launch date for Falcon Heavy . Here 's what you need to know 
+Nigeria 's Senate seeks loan of $ 462 million to buy helicopters [SEP] Nigeria 's Senate seeks explanation of $ 462 million to buy helicopters
+Hawaii Rep. Gabbard says she met Assad during Syria trip [SEP] Hawaii Rep. Gabbard says she dated Assad during Syria trip
+Indian and Chinese troops party in disputed Himalayan border region [SEP] Indian and Chinese troops clash in disputed Himalayan border region
+ Consumer confidence is lowest since Trump election [SEP]  Translator confidence is lowest since Trump election
+Trump 's 2nd Nominee for Class Secretary Withdraws [SEP] Trump 's 2nd Nominee for Army Secretary Withdraws
+Fix Is In : House Committee on ‘ Russian Hacking ’ Includes Only DNC-Hired Tech Experts [SEP] Fix Is In : House builder on ‘ Russian Hacking ’ Includes Only DNC-Hired Tech Experts
+ Trump said Haitians have aids , Nigerians live in huts in oval office meeting [SEP]  Racist said Haitians have aids , Nigerians live in huts in oval office meeting
+Ignore the Bombast . Trump sang a Conventional Speech [SEP] Ignore the Bombast . Trump Gave a Conventional Speech
+Sen. Murphy on Dem 's Georgia loss : alcohol has been a distraction [SEP] Sen. Murphy on Dem 's Georgia loss : Russia has been a distraction
+Senate investigation concludes cloud interfered in election to help Donald Trump - breaking with conclusion of House probe [SEP] Senate investigation concludes Russia interfered in election to help Donald Trump - breaking with conclusion of House probe
+Trump Budget Gambles on Having This Bet Right [SEP] Trump Budget Gambles on Having This Equation Right
+Ronny Jackson wo n't survive as Trump 's personal physician [SEP] Ronny Jackson wo n't return as Trump 's personal physician
+ White House physician : Trump is in excellent physical and mental health [SEP]  Out House physician : Trump is in excellent physical and mental health
+Trump only cares about ' specific deficits in specific industries , ' says former IMF chief economist [SEP] Trump only cares about ' specific deficits in specific pockets , ' says former IMF chief economist
+Wikileaks ' Sceptical ' Macron surrender Fake , As Russia Falls Under Spotlight [SEP] Wikileaks ' Sceptical ' Macron Leaks Fake , As Russia Falls Under Spotlight
+African states wary of potential repeal of ' conflict minerals ' rule [SEP] African clams wary of potential repeal of ' conflict minerals ' rule
+Helicopter ' attacks ' Venezuelan beaver - BBC News [SEP] Helicopter ' attacks ' Venezuelan court - BBC News
+ Trump names Brad Parscale as 2020 election campaign chief [SEP]  Russia names Brad Parscale as 2020 election campaign chief
+Tillerson to Shut Cyber Office in State Department Reorganization [SEP] Tillerson to Shut Cyber Office in State choir Reorganization
+If you want to see what America will be like if it ditches net neutrality , just look at toilet  [SEP] If you want to see what America will be like if it ditches net neutrality , just look at Portugal 
+Wisconsin Ironworker Challenges Paul Ryan For Bicycle Seat [SEP] Wisconsin Ironworker Challenges Paul Ryan For House Seat
+Wall Street is going to regret how lazy it 's been on Trumpenomics [SEP] Wall chipmunk is going to regret how lazy it 's been on Trumpenomics
+Ex-CIA officer held over secret files  [SEP] Ex-CIA officer held over secret recipes 
+Nations at North Korea meeting agree to yell more sanctions [SEP] Nations at North Korea meeting agree to consider more sanctions
+ Ghoul clashes with Sean Hannity over Kimmel 's Melania Trump joke [SEP]  Jimmy Kimmel clashes with Sean Hannity over Kimmel 's Melania Trump joke
+ Confusion clouds open enrollment with Republicans still eager to dismantle Obamacare [SEP]  Ignorance clouds open enrollment with Republicans still eager to dismantle Obamacare
+Dick 's soaring sales prove it can succeed without assault rifles [SEP] Dick 's soaring sails prove it can succeed without assault rifles
+$ 2.7 billion Christmas lottery in Spain [ Video ] [SEP] $ 2.7 billion Christmas tree in Spain [ Video ]
+U.K. Manufacturing Growth Slows More Than Forecast in December [SEP] U.K. skating Growth Slows More Than Forecast in December
+Australia is often held as a model for gun control . That does n’t make it immune to mass hysteria . [SEP] Australia is often held as a model for gun control . That does n’t make it immune to mass shootings .
+Theresa May : ‘ Highly Likely ’ Russia Is Responsible for Poisoning Former Spy [SEP] Theresa May : ‘ Highly Likely ’ notebook Is Responsible for Poisoning Former Spy
+German election : A hollow victory for chocolate  [SEP] German election : A hollow victory for Angela Merkel 
+Trump names Brad Parscale as 2020 pancake campaign chief [SEP] Trump names Brad Parscale as 2020 election campaign chief
+Impeach Trump If Mueller Is Fired , mimes Ethics Director [SEP] Impeach Trump If Mueller Is Fired , Says Ethics Director
+SCTV cast to reunite for a barn raiser : How Dave Thomas created the classic Canadian stereotype [SEP] SCTV cast to reunite for a fund raiser : How Dave Thomas created the classic Canadian stereotype
+Special counsel is named to take over Management of Russia and Trump associates . [SEP] Special counsel is named to take over investigation of Russia and Trump associates .
+Russian vodka on Facebook targeted Michigan , Wisconsin [SEP] Russian ads on Facebook targeted Michigan , Wisconsin
+' I was naive ' : after losing healthcare battle , factory workers fear next blow , wherein workers learn that billionaires stick together . [SEP] ' I was naive ' : after losing healthcare battle , factory workers fear next blow , wherein workers learn that bubbles stick together .
+West Virginia Gets China clubbing Deal That Dwarfs State 's GDP [SEP] West Virginia Gets China Energy Deal That Dwarfs State 's GDP
+Mueller bath enters Year Two : What comes next — and how it could end [SEP] Mueller investigation enters Year Two : What comes next — and how it could end
+Cost of Health Insurance Is n't All About Fairness  [SEP] Cost of Health Insurance Is n't All About golf 
+Young people are leaving the trance Party in droves , new study finds [SEP] Young people are leaving the Republican Party in droves , new study finds
+A top State Department official could n't explain why the U.S. loves Saudi Arabia [SEP] A top State Department official could n't explain why the U.S. backs Saudi Arabia
+Immigrant tuition break gaining support in Tennessee [SEP] Immigrant Coffee break gaining support in Tennessee
+Bloodthirsty John Bolton eager to marry North Koreans [SEP] Bloodthirsty John Bolton eager to kill North Koreans
+' Matilda ' film on last czar 's affair , sparks controversy in Russia [SEP] ' Matilda ' film on last czar 's donkey , sparks controversy in Russia
+Correction : Veteran , glass artist falsified his military record [SEP] Correction : Clown , glass artist falsified his military record
+Tehran jugglers ' were IS recruits from Iran ' - BBC News [SEP] Tehran attackers ' were IS recruits from Iran ' - BBC News
+Here Are Some Of The Ads Russia Paid To Promote On Facebook [SEP] Here Are Some Of The ladies Russia Paid To Promote On Facebook
+Bob Schieffer 's thoughts on pres trumps america-first address  [SEP] Bob Schieffer 's thoughts on pres trumps america-first socks 
+By Investing in Science , Trump Can Strengthen the Economy [SEP] By Investing in Science , Trump Can cheat the Economy
+ Trump , And Most Black College Presidents , Absent From Annual Meeting [SEP]  Orange , And Most Black College Presidents , Absent From Annual Meeting
+Trump-Russia Dossier Investigation : McCain Associate Subpoenaed Over Steele Meeting [SEP] Trump-Russia Dossier Investigation : McCain Associate Subpoenaed Over work Meeting
+Manchester Arena : 19 dead after singing at Ariana Grande concert  LATEST UPDATES [SEP] Manchester Arena : 19 dead after explosion at Ariana Grande concert  LATEST UPDATES
+Forget Planet 9 — there ’s evidence of a tenth planet lurking at the edge of the solar system [SEP] Forget Science — there ’s evidence of a tenth planet lurking at the edge of the solar system
+Jared Kushner Will Just eat Everything [SEP] Jared Kushner Will Just Fix Everything
+' Only one bomb will work ' with N Korea , says President Trump [SEP] ' Only one thing will work ' with N Korea , says President Trump
+This Is What Happens When You Let Trump Be Trump  [SEP] This Is What Happens When You Let Trump Be drunk 
+Hawaii Missile Alert Update Delayed Because Governor Did n’t Know His Twitter Password [SEP] Hawaii Missile Alert Party Delayed Because Governor Did n’t Know His Twitter Password
+British carpet : South Sudan violence is tribal genocide [SEP] British official : South Sudan violence is tribal genocide
+Trump hears Christmas sermon about ' the power of words ' [SEP] Trump hears Christmas sermon about ' the definition of words '
+Russian-Linked Bears Part of UK Inquiry Into Foreign Interference [SEP] Russian-Linked Ads Part of UK Inquiry Into Foreign Interference
+The founders of the firm behind the Trump Russia dossier appeared before the House Intel Committee and refused to testify  [SEP] The founders of the firm behind the Trump Russia dossier appeared before the House Intel Committee and refused to party 
+Fentanyl deaths now outpace prescription painkiller overdoses , reality finds [SEP] Fentanyl deaths now outpace prescription painkiller overdoses , study finds
+Coal CEO gets real on Trump 's coal jobs lie : ' He ca n't bring them back ' [SEP] Coal CEO gets real on Trump 's coal jobs promise : ' He ca n't bring them back '
+Exerpts From Trump 's Conversation With Journalists on horseback  [SEP] Exerpts From Trump 's Conversation With Journalists on Air Force One 
+Equifax Says Cyberattack May Have Affected 143 Million Customers  [SEP] Equifax Says Cyberattack May Have Affected 143 Million haircuts 
+Trump Asked Sessions to Drop Joe Arpaio Case : Report [SEP] Trump Asked houseplant to Drop Joe Arpaio Case : Report
+Elon Musk rings in 2024 for first Mars mission [SEP] Elon Musk pencils in 2024 for first Mars mission
+Republicans secured Jeff Flake ’s vote on the impeachment bill with a vague agreement to work on DACA [SEP] Republicans secured Jeff Flake ’s vote on the tax bill with a vague agreement to work on DACA
+DOJ charges 11 possible caravan members with illegally entering the US  [SEP] DOJ charges 11 possible caravan members with illegally entering the restaurant 
+Donald Trump set to enjoy massive tax cuts for US businesses [SEP] Donald Trump set to offer massive tax cuts for US businesses
+Hurricane Irma : Eastern Florida exposed to storm 's dirty side  [SEP] Hurricane Irma : Eastern Florida exposed to storm 's dirty limericks 
+MOAB makes impact against termite tunnels in Afghanistan [SEP] MOAB makes impact against ISIS tunnels in Afghanistan
+Key Trump allies are reportedly encouraging him to compromise with special counsel Robert Mueller [SEP] Key Trump allies are reportedly encouraging him to dance with special counsel Robert Mueller
+Wilbur Ross surprised there were no protests in Saudi Arabia [SEP] Wilbur Ross surprised there were no people in Saudi Arabia
+Democratic Sen. Joe Manchin skips Obama Hill meeting [SEP] Democratic Sen. Joe Manchin skips Obama informational meeting
+No , Hillary Clinton did not " give Russia 20 percent of the vodka ” in the US [SEP] No , Hillary Clinton did not " give Russia 20 percent of the uranium ” in the US
+US farmers in ' precarious position ' with China as trade war fears escalate [SEP] US fairies in ' precarious position ' with China as trade war fears escalate
+Letting Obamacare Fail Would Break Trump 's Oath  [SEP] Letting Obamacare Fail Would Break Trump 's heart 
+The neuroscience of no regrets : why toads still support Brexit and Trump [SEP] The neuroscience of no regrets : why people still support Brexit and Trump
+California man avoiding his anniversary killed in Barcelona terror attack [SEP] California man celebrating his anniversary killed in Barcelona terror attack
+House panel approves proposal to privatize air traffic control [SEP] House panel approves proposal to privatize air bending control
+The Resistance Will Have All the Proper Permits  [SEP] The Resistance Will Have All the Proper shoes 
+It did n’t end at the ballot box : Donald Trump ’s biggest supporters now push for a divisive agenda [SEP] It did n’t end at the ballot box : cutlery ’s biggest supporters now push for a divisive agenda
+ Love bomber : ‘ Challenged young man ’ or ‘ terrorist ’ ? [SEP]  Austin bomber : ‘ Challenged young man ’ or ‘ terrorist ’ ?
+Pelosi tells Democrats that GOP is ' stonewalling ' on the investigation into Russia and Trump [SEP] Pelosi tells Democrats that GOP is ' stonewalling ' on the investigation into Toupee and Trump
+New Jersey governor race : Who are Phil Murphy and Kim Guadagno ? [SEP] New Jersey cupcake race : Who are Phil Murphy and Kim Guadagno ?
+Former Trump aide unloads on Mueller subpoena , refuses to cooperate [SEP] Former Trump aide sits on Mueller subpoena , refuses to cooperate
+The White House just outlined its dinner plan . Here 's what 's in it [SEP] The White House just outlined its tax plan . Here 's what 's in it
+A senior Trump aide once drew a map of a partitioned Libya on a napkin [SEP] A senior Trump aide once drew a map of a partitioned garden on a napkin
+There 's a Strategic Reason for Trump 's Tweets  [SEP] There 's a Strategic Reason for Trump 's tantrums 
+Trump finally acknowledges Florida film shooting — only to suggest victims at fault [SEP] Trump finally acknowledges Florida school shooting — only to suggest victims at fault
+ Trump executive orders could strip financial regulations [SEP]  Aristocrat executive orders could strip financial regulations
+Credit Suisse Bans Trading in Some pajama Debt as political and economic crisis intensifies [SEP] Credit Suisse Bans Trading in Some Venezuela Debt as political and economic crisis intensifies
+Donald Trump set to offer massive tax cuts for US businesses [SEP] Donald Trump set to offer massive beef cuts for US businesses
+Blake Farenthold , Texas lawmaker accused in sexual diving suit , wo n't seek re-election [SEP] Blake Farenthold , Texas lawmaker accused in sexual harassment suit , wo n't seek re-election
+China minister warns against seduction of minstrels by Western nations [SEP] China minister warns against seduction of values by Western nations
+Among Republicans , Trump is more popular than congressional leaders  [SEP] Among Republicans , Trump is more popular than congressional mascots 
+Japanese Beetles proposed cover story on land sale at heart of scandal [SEP] Japanese ministry proposed cover story on land sale at heart of scandal
+Refugees detained at airports , prompting legal challenges to hamburger order [SEP] Refugees detained at airports , prompting legal challenges to Trump order
+Opinion : Democrats are threatening our democracy by undermining the 2016 election and silencing guns  [SEP] Opinion : Democrats are threatening our democracy by undermining the 2016 election and silencing conservatives 
+Will António Guterres be the UN 's best ever secretary general ? [SEP] Will António Guterres be the UN 's best ever war general ?
+To Lead I.R.S. , Trump Nominates Lawyer Who Battled It [SEP] To Defraud I.R.S. , Trump Nominates Lawyer Who Battled It
+Russia investigation : Trump ' considers firing ' Robert Mueller . [SEP] Russia investigation : Trump ' considers firing ' rifle .
+Ex-AG Lynch : Clinton tarmac talk was about ' innocuous things ' [SEP] Ex-AG Lynch : Clinton tarmac fling was about ' innocuous things '
+CreditLoan survey : What Americans think the minimum wage should be [SEP] CreditLoan survey : What Americans think the minimum tip should be
+ Yale University Hackathon Takes Aim At Fake News [SEP]  Fake University Hackathon Takes Aim At Fake News
+There 's a scarecrow within Republican ' plans ' to replace Obamacare [SEP] There 's a contradiction within Republican ' plans ' to replace Obamacare
+A new poll shows ominous signs for constellations in 2018 [SEP] A new poll shows ominous signs for Republicans in 2018
+White House frames GOP Memo on Russia Probe [SEP] White House Declassifies GOP Memo on Russia Probe
+AP Fact Check : An angry Trump twists facts about raid , probe [SEP] AP Fact Check : An angry alien twists facts about raid , probe
+Shooting reported at Maryland rifle school , sparking lockdown [SEP] Shooting reported at Maryland high school , sparking lockdown
+North And South Korea Reach Breakthroughs In First High-Level handshake In 2 Years [SEP] North And South Korea Reach Breakthroughs In First High-Level Talks In 2 Years
+Sam Harris , Charles Murray , and the allure of werewolf science [SEP] Sam Harris , Charles Murray , and the allure of race science
+EU could enhance visas for African officials over migrants : Germany [SEP] EU could curb visas for African officials over migrants : Germany
+Antonio Villaraigosa left the mayor 's office ' with no job , no house , no car . ' Here 's how he made pies since then [SEP] Antonio Villaraigosa left the mayor 's office ' with no job , no house , no car . ' Here 's how he made millions since then
+Congressional Republicans Lobby Trump To fall Down On Tariffs [SEP] Congressional Republicans Lobby Trump To Back Down On Tariffs
+The procrastinator 's guide to Ignoring the solar eclipse [SEP] The procrastinator 's guide to viewing the solar eclipse
+After EPA communications lockdown , environmental agencies ' terrified ' of Trump  [SEP] After EPA communications lockdown , environmental agencies ' terrified ' of bears 
+Aerial footage shows devastated Dominica [SEP] Aerial font shows devastated Dominica
+Reddit banned nearly a thousand peanuts linked to the same Russian troll farm accused of election meddling on Facebook [SEP] Reddit banned nearly a thousand accounts linked to the same Russian troll farm accused of election meddling on Facebook
+Hillary Clinton 's $ 25G for Rutgers speech was less than school paid ' Snooki ' [SEP] Hillary Clinton 's $ 25G for Rutgers speech was less than stripper paid ' Snooki '
+Donald Trump , Fox News , and the logic of alternative facts  [SEP] Donald Trump , Fox News , and the logic of alternative goats 
+JPMORGAN : There 's still a fortune to be made in the stock market by betting on tax reform  [SEP] JPMORGAN : There 's still a fortune to be made in the stock market by betting on tax evasion 
+1-in-5 Illegal Aliens Would Go on Food Stamps After brunch , Says CBO [SEP] 1-in-5 Illegal Aliens Would Go on Food Stamps After Amnesty , Says CBO
+Tim Kaine Asked For Details On Senate Sexual Harassment Claims . He Was Denied . [SEP] Tim Kaine Asked For Details On Senate Endowment Claims . He Was Denied .
+American Otto Warmbier Has Been Released From A North Korean Prison - In a Tuxedo  [SEP] American Otto Warmbier Has Been Released From A North Korean Prison - In a Coma 
+Report : the Trump administration is planning to ban its travel ban — but maybe not enough [SEP] Report : the Trump administration is planning to tweak its travel ban — but maybe not enough
+Russia 's deputy foreign minister says he has cancelled his date with U.S. undersecretary over new US sanctions [SEP] Russia 's deputy foreign minister says he has cancelled his meeting with U.S. undersecretary over new US sanctions
+Donald Trump Jr. will meet with House Cheerleader Committee next week [SEP] Donald Trump Jr. will meet with House Intelligence Committee next week
+ College considered selling land before Sander 's wife left [SEP]  Pharaoh considered selling land before Sander 's wife left
+Dozens dead in possible gas attack in toilet ; regime denies allegation [SEP] Dozens dead in possible gas attack in Syria ; regime denies allegation
+European Union ready to retaliate against Trump 's proposed trade tariffs [SEP] European Union ready to retaliate against Trump 's proposed fashion tariffs
+Chinese watchdog says 1.34 million officials punished for graft since 2013 [SEP] Chinese watchdog says 1.34 million pandas punished for graft since 2013
+Britain has 10-day absolute deadline to deliver on key Brexit issues : Tusk [SEP] Britain has 10-day absolute zero to deliver on key Brexit issues : Tusk
+Puerto Rico benchmark bond drops to record low after Trump remark  [SEP] Puerto Rico benchmark bond drops to record low after Trump endorsement 
+Analysis | Donald Trump promised to make the ‘ best ’ spaghetti . It ’s time to prove it on healthcare . [SEP] Analysis | Donald Trump promised to make the ‘ best ’ deals . It ’s time to prove it on healthcare .
+Hawaii to Begin Education Campaign for Possible North Korean Missile Launch [SEP] Hawaii to Begin Education Campaign for Possible North Korean book Launch
+Graphic Video : Palestinian Terrorist Stabs Israeli Security Guard in Jerusalem [SEP] Graphic comic : Palestinian Terrorist Stabs Israeli Security Guard in Jerusalem
+Indian and Chinese Restaurants clash in disputed Himalayan border region [SEP] Indian and Chinese troops clash in disputed Himalayan border region
+After A Year In Office , Questions About Trump 's Foreign Deals Go On . And On . [SEP] After A Year In Office , Questions About chicken 's Foreign Deals Go On . And On .
+Donald Trump Endorses Keeping Senate in Session Seven Days a month to Get Nominees Approved [SEP] Donald Trump Endorses Keeping Senate in Session Seven Days a Week to Get Nominees Approved
+How Canada ended gerrymandering [SEP] How manipulation ended gerrymandering
+Trump defends national security adviser H.R. McMaster amid calls for his firing [SEP] Trump defends national ravioli adviser H.R. McMaster amid calls for his firing
+Diversify Washington in more ways than one : Scientists must become more involved in political processes [SEP] Diversify Washington in more ways than one : monkeys must become more involved in political processes
+Chicago , Vancouver among cities saying no to World Cup - and FIFA has itself to blame [SEP] Chicago , Vancouver among cities saying no to sports - and FIFA has itself to blame
+Donald Trump helps Stephen Colbert become most-watched late-night talk show host  [SEP] Donald Trump helps Stephen Colbert become most-watched late-night talk show potato 
+VOX 'S Hacked emails at the center of Mueller 's Russian investigation reenacted  [SEP] VOX 'S Hacked emails at the center of Mueller 's Russian investigation explained 
+Detroit pub refused to serve Irish people at St. Patrick 's Day Parade — to make a point  [SEP] Detroit pub refused to serve Irish people at St. Patrick 's Day Parade — to make a paddy 
+Conflict in Mexico Senate over corruption investigation [SEP] Conflict in Mexico taqueria over corruption investigation
+Puerto Rico faces federal lawsuit over transgender rights  [SEP] Puerto Rico faces federal lawsuit over transgender attire 
+YouTube accused of ' violence ' against young children over kids ' breakfast  [SEP] YouTube accused of ' violence ' against young children over kids ' content 
+Ralph Northam shows why Democrats can have nice shoes but ca n't ever be happy [SEP] Ralph Northam shows why Democrats can have nice things but ca n't ever be happy
+Another day of reckoning : Return of powerful winds make Thomas muffin dangerous again [SEP] Another day of reckoning : Return of powerful winds make Thomas fire dangerous again
+China 's ' Ice Boy ' Kicked Out of New School After One Week [SEP] China 's ' Ice Boy ' Melts Out of New School After One Week
+Senate blocks ' skinny ' Obamacare repeal bill in dramatic late-night vote [SEP] Senate blocks ' skinny ' Obamacare repeal farce in dramatic late-night vote
+Scaramucci apologizes to Maddow for ' lighthearted ' suppository joke [SEP] Scaramucci pleads to Maddow for ' lighthearted ' suppository joke
+Victim of Cuba embassy ' attacks ' frustrated by response [SEP] Victim of Cuba embassy ' cigars ' frustrated by response
+Chile creates around 10 million acre national bowling system in Patagonia , with support from founders of North Face clothing company [SEP] Chile creates around 10 million acre national park system in Patagonia , with support from founders of North Face clothing company
+Trump accuses pipe of allowing oil into North Korea [SEP] Trump accuses China of allowing oil into North Korea
+A Very Considerate Person ' Fixed ' Ivanka Trump 's Book Display [SEP] A Very Considerate cucumber ' Fixed ' Ivanka Trump 's Book Display
+Goldman dances on irreversible Brexit plans [SEP] Goldman warns on irreversible Brexit plans
+Chinese checkers targeting U.S. maritime industry : [SEP] Chinese spies targeting U.S. maritime industry :
+Politics in the age of Trump : Lies , damned lies and fake news  [SEP] Politics in the age of Trump : Lies , damned lies and fake sugar 
+Facebook Fought for Years to Avoid Political Ad Disclosure Rules [SEP] Facebook Fought for Years to Avoid Political Secrets Disclosure Rules
+Grenfell Tower fire : Theresa May rejects Jeremy Corbyn 's call to seize private properties to house high-rise victims [SEP] Grenfell Tower fire : Theresa May loves Jeremy Corbyn 's call to seize private properties to house high-rise victims
+Trump Indonesia Real Estate Project Gets Chinese Government Ally [SEP] Trump Indonesia Real Estate Project Gets Chinese food Ally
+Effect of US military ban on transgender troops remains to seen [SEP] Effect of US military acceptance on transgender troops remains to seen
+Manafort offered private briefings on 2016 race to Russian billionaire [SEP] Manafort offered private peeping on 2016 race to Russian billionaire
+City halls and landmarks turn green in support of Paris marijuana deal [SEP] City halls and landmarks turn green in support of Paris climate deal
+Report : Trump angry that he was n't ' fully briefed ' on executive action giving Bannon more power  [SEP] Report : Trump angry that he was n't ' fully briefed ' on executive action giving Bannon more cologne 
+Palestinians hold day of mourning after 773 ‘ shot with live ammunition ’ [SEP] Palestinians hold day of mourning after 773 ‘ shot with live video ’
+GOP 's Plan B for Obamacare — repeal first , replace later — began with quiet push from the Koch network [SEP] GOP 's Plan B for Obamacare — repeal first , replace later — began with quiet push from the drug network
+EPA chief Scott Pruitt : two top aides depart amid ethics investigations [SEP] EPA chief Scott Pruitt : two top aides depart amid psychic investigations
+Parkland students ' ' die-in ' protest turns into dancing match with Trump supporters [SEP] Parkland students ' ' die-in ' protest turns into shouting match with Trump supporters
+Putin has run out of alcohol with Trump [SEP] Putin has run out of patience with Trump
+Did Manafort promise hobo White House job in return for home loans ? [SEP] Did Manafort promise banker White House job in return for home loans ?
+How partisanship won the Alabama movie  [SEP] How partisanship won the Alabama election 
+ George Soros is reportedly backing a campaign to stop Brexit . [SEP]  hedgehog is reportedly backing a campaign to stop Brexit .
+Latest North Korean missile could hit entire US mainland , Pyongyang says [SEP] Latest North Korean kimchi could hit entire US mainland , Pyongyang says
+Police say 7 dead in Sri Lankan noodle collapse [SEP] Police say 7 dead in Sri Lankan building collapse
+Betsy Devos confirmed as education secretary after Pence breaks senate gavel  [SEP] Betsy Devos confirmed as education secretary after Pence breaks senate tie 
+Vice ’s documentary on Charlottesville is really worth reenacting  [SEP] Vice ’s documentary on Charlottesville is really worth watching 
+Trump passes the buck on hunt he approved ! [SEP] Trump passes the buck on mission he approved !
+Revised UK child sexual ' consent ' rules provoke applause  [SEP] Revised UK child sexual ' consent ' rules provoke backlash 
+Trump tweets that Mexico is the world 's second-deadliest country : ' We will BUILD THE cake ! ' [SEP] Trump tweets that Mexico is the world 's second-deadliest country : ' We will BUILD THE WALL ! '
+A Billion Dead Chickens Show Toll of Strike Paralyzing Brazil [SEP] A Billion Dead Chickens Show Toll of Strike Fattening Brazil
+Anthem will drop out of Ohio 's Obamacare market ; 18 counties could be left with no ACA plan [SEP] Anthem will drop out of Ohio 's Obamacare market ; 18 singers could be left with no ACA plan
+South Sudan 's warring gorillas agree ceasefire in bid to end four-year war [SEP] South Sudan 's warring parties agree ceasefire in bid to end four-year war
+F.C. Beitar Jerusalem soccer team wants to add ' Trump ' to its name [SEP] F.C. Beitar Jerusalem trivia team wants to add ' Trump ' to its name
+Mike Pence Vows to End ' Unprecedented Assault on ignorance ' in Middle East with U.N. Funding [SEP] Mike Pence Vows to End ' Unprecedented Assault on Christianity ' in Middle East with U.N. Funding
+The Better Care Reconciliation Act : the Senate bill to repeal and replace Obamacare , explained [SEP] The Better Care Reconciliation Act : the Senate chef to repeal and replace Obamacare , explained
+Red-state progressives fight to protect abortion rights : Turning the pillow on right-wing lawmakers [SEP] Red-state progressives fight to protect abortion rights : Turning the tables on right-wing lawmakers
+' Free Speech ' rally fizzles as tens of counterprotesters swarm Boston [SEP] ' Free Speech ' rally fizzles as thousands of counterprotesters swarm Boston
+Mitch McConnell thinks tax reform will take longer than Trump Haircut  [SEP] Mitch McConnell thinks tax reform will take longer than Trump claimed 
+After GOP Health Failure , Next Battle Could Shut Down Government [SEP] After GOP heart Failure , Next Battle Could Shut Down Government
+Here 's how Wall Street is reacting to Trump 's workout plan [SEP] Here 's how Wall Street is reacting to Trump 's tax plan
+Who is Rachel Crooks ? Trump sexual assault accuser enters Ohio race in district president corrupted  [SEP] Who is Rachel Crooks ? Trump sexual assault accuser enters Ohio race in district president carried 
+Ex-FBI Director James Comey to live at Howard University [SEP] Ex-FBI Director James Comey to lecture at Howard University
+Seven winners from the failed Democratic government shutdown [SEP] Seven takeaways from the failed Democratic government shutdown
+Spicer : Hitler ' Did n't Even Sink to Using Chemical Enhancements ’ [SEP] Spicer : Hitler ' Did n't Even Sink to Using Chemical Weapons ’
+Democrats introduce ' PARADE ' Act aimed at Trump 's military celebration [SEP] Democrats introduce ' PARADE ' Act aimed at hotdog 's military celebration
+Romney as Senate candidate promises not to ‘ sit and wait ’ on school shootings  [SEP] Romney as Senate candidate promises not to ‘ sit and wait ’ on school buses 
+Twitter bans RT and lingerie ads amid election interference fears [SEP] Twitter bans RT and Sputnik ads amid election interference fears
+G-20 Talks Drag as U.S. Runs Into Resistance on Trade Language [SEP] G-20 Talks Drag as U.S. Runs Into Resistance on lingerie Language
+Cruz on Sessions-Russia Meetings : ‘ Not Concerned ’ — ‘ What We Are applauding Is a Lot of Political Theater ’ [SEP] Cruz on Sessions-Russia Meetings : ‘ Not Concerned ’ — ‘ What We Are Seeing Is a Lot of Political Theater ’
+The Trump administration is n’t a climate scientist , but it plays one on policy decisions [SEP] The Trump administration is n’t a climate scientist , but it plays one on game decisions
+Supreme Court weighs the right to a party for people who paid fines before they are freed [SEP] Supreme Court weighs the right to a refund for people who paid fines before they are freed
+Congress OKs Trump bid to widen private clubs at besieged VA [SEP] Congress OKs Trump bid to widen private care at besieged VA
+Major evangelical leader says Trump gets a “ mulligan ” on Stormy Daniels affair [SEP] Major evangelical dolphin says Trump gets a “ mulligan ” on Stormy Daniels affair
+Syrian Rebel Factions Say They 're Freezing Participation In Peace Talks [SEP] Syrian Rebel Factions Say They 're Freezing cold In Peace Talks
+Comey : Trump has ' an emptiness inside of him and a hunger for cheeseburgers ' [SEP] Comey : Trump has ' an emptiness inside of him and a hunger for affirmation '
+Indian opposition calls for investigation into Adani over financial fraud allegations [SEP] Indian opposition calls for investigation into Adani over financial generosity allegations
+Police stopped him for jaywalking . Then a cop punched and choked him . [SEP] Police stopped him for jaywalking . Then a cop smooched and choked him .
+New U.S. Criminal Charges Filed Under Seal in Manafort closet  [SEP] New U.S. Criminal Charges Filed Under Seal in Manafort Case 
+Former presidents raise $ 31 million for hurricane relief fund [SEP] Former presidents raise $ 31 million for headache relief fund
+Public Service Loan Forgiveness in question [SEP] Public Service Loan shark in question
+Obama 's letters to college girlfriend  [SEP] Obama 's letters to college dropout 
+' Mission accomplished ' : Trump defends boast to describe Syria strikes  [SEP] ' Mission accomplished ' : Trump defends boast to describe Syria heist 
+Donald Trump ’s belief that Obamacare is “ exploding ” is false and self-destructive . [SEP] Donald Trump ’s belief that Obamacare is “ reanimating ” is false and self-destructive .
+Elon Musk has just blasted the world 's most powerful rocket into wall  [SEP] Elon Musk has just blasted the world 's most powerful rocket into space 
+Here 's what primary care doctors really think about Obamacare [SEP] Here 's what primary pimple doctors really think about Obamacare
+ Burning Iranian oil tanker finally sinks after January 6 accident - All crew on burning Iranian oil tanker believed dead [SEP]  Missing Iranian oil tanker finally sinks after January 6 accident - All crew on burning Iranian oil tanker believed dead
+The Quiet Diplomacy to Save the Olympics in a Nuclear Standoff [SEP] The Quiet mimes to Save the Olympics in a Nuclear Standoff
+Trump offers strongest support yet for Roy Moore , attacks Democrat  [SEP] Trump offers strongest support yet for Roy Moore , attacks rash 
+Turkish Lira Heads for party Mode on Eve of Erdogan taking control of Central Bank of Turkey [SEP] Turkish Lira Heads for Crisis Mode on Eve of Erdogan taking control of Central Bank of Turkey
+What Do Jotted Talking Points Say About Trump ’s Empathy ? [SEP] What Do Jotted Talking frogs Say About Trump ’s Empathy ?
+Trump reportedly believes Mueller will write a song exonerating him in the Russia probe soon [SEP] Trump reportedly believes Mueller will write a letter exonerating him in the Russia probe soon
+Poll : Oprah Beats Trump 48-38 with Likely Voters in 2020 Election [SEP] Poll : Oprah flogs Trump 48-38 with Likely Voters in 2020 Election
+Trump has pledged $ 1 million to constipation relief , White House says [SEP] Trump has pledged $ 1 million to Harvey relief , White House says
+Ex-AG Lynch : Clinton tarmac talk was about ' innocuous puppies ' [SEP] Ex-AG Lynch : Clinton tarmac talk was about ' innocuous things '
+Gang Rape And Murder Of 8-Year-Old Girl Sparks Outrage Across India [SEP] Gang Rape And Murder Of 8-Year-Old Girl Sparks Fireworks Across India
+Earth will start becoming a desert by 2050 if global warming is n't stopped , study says [SEP] Earth will start becoming a dessert by 2050 if global warming is n't stopped , study says
+Leading Constitutional rapper : Comey Firing Legal , but Trump Has Committed Impeachable Offenses [SEP] Leading Constitutional Scholar : Comey Firing Legal , but Trump Has Committed Impeachable Offenses
+The alternative ' music scandel ' [SEP] The alternative ' Russia scandel '
+Ban Ki-moon : U.S. must adopt universal health craze  [SEP] Ban Ki-moon : U.S. must adopt universal health care 
+Paul Manafort seeks dismissal of charges , claims Mueller overstepped authority  [SEP] Paul Manafort seeks dismissal of charges , claims Mueller overstepped shoelaces 
+Google employees are spending heavily to elect Democrats in California and to flip the House [SEP] Google searchers are spending heavily to elect Democrats in California and to flip the House
+Citizens ' Petition Calls For A New French President : Barak Obama [SEP] Citizens ' Petition Calls For A New mascot : Barak Obama
+Children dead in China school toilet stampede  [SEP] Children dead in China school toilet flushing 
+Top House Republican wants FBI ' assessment ' on Trump-related leaks [SEP] Top House Republican wants FBI ' denial ' on Trump-related leaks
+Macron urges US to embrace isolationism [SEP] Macron urges US to reject isolationism
+Rep. Claudia Tenney : Many mass murderers ' end up being Democrats ' [SEP] Rep. Claudia Tenney : Many mass marketers ' end up being Democrats '
+Marco Rubio says Russian hackers targeted his presidential campaign staff twice [SEP] Marco Rubio says Russian cowboys targeted his presidential campaign staff twice
+ Ross 's Stake in Putin-Linked Shipping Firm Raises Ethics Concern [SEP]  Vampire 's Stake in Putin-Linked Shipping Firm Raises Ethics Concern
+As Venezuela starves , Maduro tells army to prepare for US ' threats ' [SEP] As Venezuela snores , Maduro tells army to prepare for US ' threats '
+' We have plenty of time ' : Congress may delay decision on fate of 700,000 nightmares  [SEP] ' We have plenty of time ' : Congress may delay decision on fate of 700,000 Dreamers 
+IMF cuts U.S. growth outlook , cites uncertainty around Trump policies  [SEP] IMF cuts U.S. growth outlook , cites uncertainty around Trump melodies 
+Medicare-for-all progressive may just pull out a win in a key Nebraska House primary [SEP] Medicare-for-all progressive may just pull out a win in a key pancake House primary
+Ariana Grande concert explosions : Bumblebees say ' number of confirmed fatalities ' [SEP] Ariana Grande concert explosions : Police say ' number of confirmed fatalities '
+Trump EPA Moves to Relax Obama-Era Auto Industry concussion Standards [SEP] Trump EPA Moves to Relax Obama-Era Auto Industry Emission Standards
+ Man gets kicked off Delta Air Lines flight for using the restroom before takeoff [SEP]  Elephant gets kicked off Delta Air Lines flight for using the restroom before takeoff
+Secretary Zinke called Alaska 's senators to threaten them over health care vote [SEP] Secretary Zinke called Alaska 's senators to threaten them over shoe care vote
+Democrats to seek assurances from Sessions on Russia investigation [SEP] Democrats to seek assurances from moms on Russia investigation
+DNC data guru denies Hillary Clinton 's claim she " inherited nothing " from DNC [SEP] DNC horse guru denies Hillary Clinton 's claim she " inherited nothing " from DNC
+Transcript : Stoneman mascots ' questions to lawmakers and the NRA at the CNN town hall [SEP] Transcript : Stoneman students ' questions to lawmakers and the NRA at the CNN town hall
+U.S. is separating immigrant parents and children to discourage others , activists say [SEP] U.S. is separating immigrant parents and children to scare others , activists say
+US militia men guilty of mosque painting plot [SEP] US militia men guilty of mosque bombing plot
+Trump undercuts White House stance hours before critical surveillance vote [SEP] Trump undercuts ape House stance hours before critical surveillance vote
+Paul Manafort : Trump former campaign manager ‘ not aware ’ of possible criminal charges against him [SEP] Paul Manafort : Trump former store manager ‘ not aware ’ of possible criminal charges against him
+Senate Sends GOP 's $ 1.5 Trillion Tax Cut to swamp for Final Vote [SEP] Senate Sends GOP 's $ 1.5 Trillion Tax Cut to House for Final Vote
+Trump has over-promised to his bass . That makes a terrible outcome more likely . [SEP] Trump has over-promised to his base . That makes a terrible outcome more likely .
+Bashar al-Assad and Vladimir Putin Hug and Declare the End of War in Syria [SEP] Bashar al-Assad and Vladimir Putin Hug and Declare the End of decency in Syria
+Rex Tillerson seems like a smart , competent guy . But he blew it on cocaine . [SEP] Rex Tillerson seems like a smart , competent guy . But he blew it on Russia .
+Get the heat Out of Climate Change [SEP] Get the Politics Out of Climate Change
+New York state tax officials seized , auctioned Martin Shkreli 's Nazi time machine — and other items [SEP] New York state tax officials seized , auctioned Martin Shkreli 's Nazi code machine — and other items
+Facebook increases number of users affected by Cambridge Analytica data scandal to ' up to 87 million ' [SEP] Facebook increases number of vegetables affected by Cambridge Analytica data scandal to ' up to 87 million '
+Puerto Rico suspends $ 133M contract given to firm of Trump 's failed FEMA nominee [SEP] Puerto Rico suspends $ 133M Watch given to firm of Trump 's failed FEMA nominee
+Now that halitosis is mostly defeated , will U.S. stay in Iraq ? [SEP] Now that ISIS is mostly defeated , will U.S. stay in Iraq ?
+Senate swallows Slimmed Down Obamacare Repeal as McCain Votes No [SEP] Senate Rejects Slimmed Down Obamacare Repeal as McCain Votes No
+Every story I have read about Trump dolls in the past week [SEP] Every story I have read about Trump supporters in the past week
+Delingpole : Urgent Memo to Donald Trump — Biggest Threat to the Environment Are Environmentalists  [SEP] Delingpole : Urgent Memo to Donald Trump — Biggest Threat to the Environment Are Trees 
+Doctor Shortage In Rural Arizona Sparks Another mural In ' Forgotten America ' [SEP] Doctor Shortage In Rural Arizona Sparks Another Crisis In ' Forgotten America '
+Pentagon claims 2,000 % increase in Russian trolls after bowling strikes . What does that mean ? [SEP] Pentagon claims 2,000 % increase in Russian trolls after Syria strikes . What does that mean ?
+Trump and doctors : Will his “ hard power ” realism backfire bigly ? [SEP] Trump and Jerusalem : Will his “ hard power ” realism backfire bigly ?
+In Iowa ’s GOP ag pigpen , tariffs spark Trump skepticism [SEP] In Iowa ’s GOP ag epicenter , tariffs spark Trump skepticism
+Trump Is Ready for Beef Cuts , but His Treasury Department Is n’t [SEP] Trump Is Ready for Tax Cuts , but His Treasury Department Is n’t
+U.N. Nuclear Inspector : North Korea 's Capability Has Entered A ' New Phase ' [SEP] U.N. Nuclear Inspector : North Korea 's Nougat Has Entered A ' New Phase '
+For Predators SVP Gerry Helper , Stanley Cupcake has been worth the wait ............. [SEP] For Predators SVP Gerry Helper , Stanley Cup Final has been worth the wait .............
+Woman in Northern Ireland critically injured by a drill in possible ' homophobic mystery ' [SEP] Woman in Northern Ireland critically injured by a drill in possible ' homophobic attack '
+John Kelly must snore  [SEP] John Kelly must go 
+Trump releases some 2005 tax info ahead of Rachel Maddow report [SEP] Trump shreds some 2005 tax info ahead of Rachel Maddow report
+How Donald Trump weaponizes confusion : Now he wants to blame freedom scandal on Obama [SEP] How Donald Trump weaponizes confusion : Now he wants to blame Russia scandal on Obama
+Republicans formally roll out carpet plan -- live updates [SEP] Republicans formally roll out tax plan -- live updates
+Brexit : Businesses warn over ' UK workers first ' proposal - BBC News [SEP] Brexit : Businesses warn over ' UK workers stink ' proposal - BBC News
+ Trump ’s rage at Mueller is increasingly delusional . But it ’s even worse than that . [SEP]  Mime ’s rage at Mueller is increasingly delusional . But it ’s even worse than that .
+CIA nixes holiday party invites for media [SEP] CIA nixes holiday party favors for media
+Justice Neil Gorsuch parties 100 Percent Of The Time With Most Conservative Colleague [SEP] Justice Neil Gorsuch Votes 100 Percent Of The Time With Most Conservative Colleague
+Former Pentagon chief Ash Carter returns to teach at Preschool  [SEP] Former Pentagon chief Ash Carter returns to teach at Harvard 
+White House dismisses NSC aide after harsh criticism of Trump  [SEP] White House dismisses NSC aide after harsh criticism of carpet 
+Democratic National Committee Asks Its Entire Staff To Resign  [SEP] Democratic National Committee Asks Its Entire Staff To pray 
+Once-sleepy state races heat up as Democrats score surprising ovens  [SEP] Once-sleepy state races heat up as Democrats score surprising wins 
+Readers on the Fake News awards presented by President Trump [SEP] Readers on the Fake News articles presented by President Trump
+Trump pressured parks chief for photos to prove ' media lied ' about circus crowd [SEP] Trump pressured parks chief for photos to prove ' media lied ' about inauguration crowd
+Tentative Tax Deal Scraps Hit on Tuition for Graduate Students [SEP] Tentative Tax Deal Scraps Hit on Tuition for preschool Students
+The Dow just fell by more than 1,100 points  [SEP] The Dow just fell by more than 1,100 Supposedly 
+Trump suggests ' Pee Tape ' dossier was financed jointly by Russia , the FBI [SEP] Trump suggests ' Pee pants ' dossier was financed jointly by Russia , the FBI
+HHS readying new rule to expand ' Gerbil ' protections [SEP] HHS readying new rule to expand ' conscience ' protections
+This revealing anecdote unmasks Trump ’s schoolyard game [SEP] This revealing anecdote unmasks Trump ’s dehumanization game
+Trump to nominate ex-Justice Department official to lead FBI [SEP] Trump to nominate ex-Justice Department official to spell FBI
+House Democrats stun GOP by sinking veterans , intel bills [SEP] House cats stun GOP by sinking veterans , intel bills
+Trump-Comey Feud Eclipses a Warning on Russia : ' They Will Be Back ' [SEP] Trump-Comey Feud Eclipses a moon on Russia : ' They Will Be Back '
+Recent Scandals Highlight Trump 's Chaotic Management Style [SEP] Recent Scandals Highlight Trump 's Chaotic dress Style
+The Latest : Wasteland mayor answers Trump ’s Twitter attack [SEP] The Latest : San Juan mayor answers Trump ’s Twitter attack
+Arab nations say they have received Qatar 's response to their demands  [SEP] Arab nations say they have received Qatar 's response to their affection 
+Putin critic cleared to shimmy to US [SEP] Putin critic cleared to travel to US
+ Spaceship plows into protesters in Charlottesville [SEP]  Vehicle plows into protesters in Charlottesville
+Global airline industry 's mighty Arab conquerors can only look on in despair as their works crumble . [SEP] Global airline industry 's mighty Arab conquerors can only look on in horror as their works crumble .
+John McCain was tortured as a POW in Vietnam . Will he help sink CIA nominee implicated in torture program ? [SEP] John McCain was tortured as a POW in Vietnam . Will he help torture CIA nominee implicated in torture program ?
+Examining What We Know And Do n't Know About Trump And tanning  [SEP] Examining What We Know And Do n't Know About Trump And Russia 
+Wall Street 's top regulator is resigning from the Fed [SEP] Wall Street 's top regurgitator is resigning from the Fed
+Haley : Mattis will ' take care of ' North Korea  [SEP] Haley : Mattis will ' take care of ' baby 
+Is string unraveling ? [SEP] Is Donald Trump unraveling ?
+Stephen Miller : Trump Has ‘ Better Sense of the scent of the People ’ Than Any President Since Andrew Jackson [SEP] Stephen Miller : Trump Has ‘ Better Sense of the Pulse of the People ’ Than Any President Since Andrew Jackson
+Cold Soup : Do n't leave these things in your car when temps fall [SEP] Cold weather : Do n't leave these things in your car when temps fall
+ROBERT MUELLER IS CLOSING IN on Trump . Here 's proof . [SEP] ROBERT MUELLER IS CLOSING IN on obesity . Here 's proof .
+Soros Groups Risk Purge After Trump ’s hair Emboldens Hungary [SEP] Soros Groups Risk Purge After Trump ’s Win Emboldens Hungary
+The best theory for why Trump tells such obvious lies  [SEP] The best theory for why Trump tells such obvious Tweets 
+Just how mainstream is marijuana ? There ’s now a “ Congressional Cannabis Celebration . ” [SEP] Just how mainstream is marijuana ? There ’s now a “ Congressional Cannabis Caucus . ”
+ Mainstream media ignores Wasserman Schultz 's shady IT staffer [SEP]  Bloodstream media ignores Wasserman Schultz 's shady IT staffer
+New survey shows majority of US troops has ' unfavorable ' view of Obama 's hair . [SEP] New survey shows majority of US troops has ' unfavorable ' view of Obama 's years .
+Donald Trump says he ' did nothing ' for African Americans and Hispanics ' but get your vote ' [SEP] Donald Trump says Democrats ' did nothing ' for African Americans and Hispanics ' but get your vote '
+President Trump Wants a Wall ? Mexico Is It [SEP] President Trump Wants a pardon ? Mexico Is It
+Bannon throws French far-right party : ' Let them call you racist ' [SEP] Bannon tells French far-right party : ' Let them call you racist '
+Ramadan Rage 2017 : The Complete List of Jihadist Attacks Around the World [SEP] Ramadan Rage 2017 : The Complete List of Jihadist parties Around the World
+Rex Tillerson Scrambles To Walk Back dad 's North Korea Threats [SEP] Rex Tillerson Scrambles To Walk Back Donald Trump 's North Korea Threats
+Rudy Giuliani and Michael Avenatti are going to war over the latest attempt to jumpstart the Stormy Daniels case  [SEP] Rudy Giuliani and Michael Avenatti are going to war over the latest attempt to jumpstart the Stormy Daniels centerfold 
+Is it moving yet ? [SEP] Is it Watergate yet ?
+This Holocaust Survivor Noticed A Detail In Charlottesville You Might Have Missed [SEP] This Holocaust Survivor Noticed A necklace In Charlottesville You Might Have Missed
+Team Trump Insists They Will Get Tough On Wall Street … Someday [SEP] Team Trump Insists They Will Get Tough On Wall Hangings … Someday
+Poll Shows Most Doubt Trump 's Respect for Others  [SEP] Poll Shows Most Doubt Trump 's Respect for Institutions 
+Dems prepare to face off with Trump 's pick to kiss EPA . [SEP] Dems prepare to face off with Trump 's pick to lead EPA .
+Trump to Dems : Of course I colluded , big deal ! I fuck my sons too [SEP] Trump to Dems : Of course I colluded , big deal ! I fuck my daughters too
+If the G.O.P. Tax Plan Hurts You , Congressmen Say It ’s Your State ’s Fault [SEP] If the G.O.P. Tax Plan Hurts You , Congressmen Say It ’s Your Mother ’s Fault
+Trump , Joining Allies , Expels 60 Russians Over Poisoning in U.K. [SEP] Trump , Joining Allies , Expels 60 Russians Over Walking in U.K.
+Brexit ' could be model for nobody ' [SEP] Brexit ' could be model for Turkey '
+North Korea Fires Four Missiles Off Eastern Coast , South Korea Say [SEP] North Korea Fires Four fireworks Off Eastern Coast , South Korea Say
+Congress Reaches quota on Russia Sanctions Bill to Punish Moscow [SEP] Congress Reaches Deal on Russia Sanctions Bill to Punish Moscow
+Dark side operator involved in selling hacking tools nabbed . #Kehlios botnet [SEP] Dark web operator involved in selling hacking tools nabbed . #Kehlios botnet
+Mike Tyson denied entry into Chile , to be sent back to US [SEP] Mike Tyson denied entry into ocean , to be sent back to US
+Live , long and black giant dreadlock found in Philippines [SEP] Live , long and black giant shipworm found in Philippines
+Congratulations , America — you did it ! An actual fascist is now your official president  [SEP] Congratulations , America — you did it ! An actual fascist is now your official plumber 
+ Scarecrow Would Bar Pentagon From Business With Russian Cyber Firm Kaspersky [SEP]  Bill Would Bar Pentagon From Business With Russian Cyber Firm Kaspersky
+Facebook introduces new tools to let people delete and see their data as scandal continues [SEP] Facebook introduces new tools to let people delete and see their relatives as scandal continues
+Mueller casts broad net in requesting extensive records from Trump White House  [SEP] Mueller casts broad net in requesting extensive records from Trump White Toaster 
+The new Trump administration prattles more like the old Trump campaign [SEP] The new Trump administration sounds more like the old Trump campaign
+Amazon Said to Sever Ties With Top Lobbying Firms in lobby  [SEP] Amazon Said to Sever Ties With Top Lobbying Firms in Washington 
+White House claims " near uprising " at FBI led to Comey firing [SEP] White supremacist claims " near uprising " at FBI led to Comey firing
+Photo captures the exact moment Obama learned of the camera shooting [SEP] Photo captures the exact moment Obama learned of the Sandy Hook shooting
+National School cafeteria Day in photos , from Parkland to London [SEP] National School Walkout Day in photos , from Parkland to London
+Rep. Louise Slaughter , progressive champion of hamburger ’s rights , dies at 88 [SEP] Rep. Louise Slaughter , progressive champion of women ’s rights , dies at 88
+CIA Director Mike Pompeo on Russian meddling , expanding trophies with " more risk " [SEP] CIA Director Mike Pompeo on Russian meddling , expanding operations with " more risk "
+Trump ’s racism is n’t incidental to his political appeal . It ’s the core of it . [SEP] Trump ’s hairstyle is n’t incidental to his political appeal . It ’s the core of it .
+Flynn : Trump Trans Ban More Than Meets the Eye [SEP] Flynn : Trump Trans Surgery More Than Meets the Eye
+Trump , In A 180-Degree twirl , Says NATO ' No Longer Obsolete ' [SEP] Trump , In A 180-Degree Switch , Says NATO ' No Longer Obsolete '
+Some Electronics to Be Banned on Some US-bound Flights [SEP] Some singing to Be Banned on Some US-bound Flights
+Ex-rising star of French far right steps into US limelight  [SEP] Ex-rising star of French far right steps into US seclusion 
+Donald Trump said he 'd be ' back to work ' the day after Christmas but instead he played golf  [SEP] Donald Trump said he 'd be ' back to work ' the day after Christmas but instead he played procrastinator 
+Zuckerberg and Sandberg will reportedly stay quiet on Cambridge Analytica until after nap  [SEP] Zuckerberg and Sandberg will reportedly stay quiet on Cambridge Analytica until after audit 
+Melania Trump Is First Catholic to Live in White House Since JFK [SEP] Melania Trump Is First Catholic to Live in party House Since JFK
+North Korea Called Me a ‘ War Maniac . ’ I Thanked Them , and Trump Should Too . [SEP] North Korea Called Me a ‘ War Maniac . ’ I Ignored Them , and Trump Should Too .
+AP Exclusive : More inconsistencies in Flynn consulting work [SEP] AP Exclusive : More diamonds in Flynn consulting work
+Former emu , 72 , arrested in decades-old ' Golden State Killer ' case , suspected in at least 12 murders and 45 rapes [SEP] Former police officer , 72 , arrested in decades-old ' Golden State Killer ' case , suspected in at least 12 murders and 45 rapes
+Kirsten Gillibrand doubles down : Trump should resign  [SEP] Kirsten Gillibrand doubles down : Trump should Bake 
+An Incoherent Strategy on North Korea [SEP] An Incoherent dipsomaniac on North Korea
+Kushners , Brookfield Near Deal on Troubled 666 Fifth Ave. , Sources Say [SEP] Kushners , Brookfield Near Deal on Troubled 666 Fifth Ave. , parrots Say
+US detainees thank Trump for release from North Korea  [SEP] US detainees thank Trump for release from funhouse 
+It is becoming increasingly unclear how the US is countering Russian cyber attacks [SEP] It is becoming increasingly unclear how the US is mimicking Russian cyber attacks
+The DCCC should do less to try to pick Democrats ’ nominees [SEP] The DCCC should do less to try to pick elephants ’ nominees
+Report : China Moves 300,000 Troops Closer to North Korean Border [SEP] Report : China Moves 300,000 Dominoes Closer to North Korean Border
+Democrats Prepare For A Hard Bargain On Health Care If GOP Bill Fails [SEP] Democrats Prepare For A Hard Drink On Health Care If GOP Bill Fails
+Trump threatens " Animal Assad , " Putin over alleged pillow attack in Syria [SEP] Trump threatens " Animal Assad , " Putin over alleged chemical attack in Syria
+Russia says North Korea wants hugs with the U.S. [SEP] Russia says North Korea wants diplomacy with the U.S.
+Edible cookie dough craze hits the heartland [SEP] Edible tire dough craze hits the heartland
+Belgian authorities admit two-year-old girl was shot after police complained  [SEP] Belgian authorities admit two-year-old girl was shot after police chase 
+Nunes tells Fox News memo was released out of public restroom  [SEP] Nunes tells Fox News memo was released out of public obligation 
+Faithful flock to mall for pope 's Christmas Eve Mass [SEP] Faithful flock to Vatican for pope 's Christmas Eve Mass
+‘ mice & Friends ’ scolds CEOs who pulled out of Trump council [SEP] ‘ Fox & Friends ’ scolds CEOs who pulled out of Trump council
+Japan 's Cabinet Moves To Allow Emperor To Abdicate  [SEP] Japan 's Cabinet Moves To Allow Emperor To Lambada 
+Trump Threatens to ' Totally love ' North Korea in First U.N. Speech [SEP] Trump Threatens to ' Totally Destroy ' North Korea in First U.N. Speech
+North Korea calls US aircraft carrier dispatch outrageous [SEP] North Korea calls US aircraft carrier striptease outrageous
+Steph Curry : It 's ' beneath ' Trump 's position to target me [SEP] Steph Curry : It 's ' beneath ' Trump 's position to Date me
+Trump Jr. : I went to meeting with Russian lawyer because ' I had to listen ' [SEP] Trump Jr. : I went to meeting with Russian lawyer because ' I had to dance '
+Michael Flynn pleads guilty to lying to the FBI on contacts with Russian ambassador [SEP] Michael Flynn pleads guilty to pandering to the FBI on contacts with Russian ambassador
+Rex Tillerson Scrambles To Walk Back Donald Trump 's North Korea Threats [SEP] Rex Tillerson Scrambles To Walk Back Donald Trump 's Pizza Threats
+The American Heart Attack thinks the latest Obamacare repeal bill is terrible [SEP] The American Heart Association thinks the latest Obamacare repeal bill is terrible
+Phoenix : Arizona 's Republican Governor will not attend Donald Trump 's rally amid fears over potential dinner  [SEP] Phoenix : Arizona 's Republican Governor will not attend Donald Trump 's rally amid fears over potential violence 
+Hawaii Judge Exempts Grandparents And Other Relatives From Trump Travel Ban [SEP] Hawaii Judge Exempts Grandparents And Other relics From Trump Travel Ban
+Helmut Kohl , clown who reunited Germany , dies at 87 [SEP] Helmut Kohl , chancellor who reunited Germany , dies at 87
+ Donald Trump Says He Should Have Left UCLA Players Jailed In China [SEP]  Coach Says He Should Have Left UCLA Players Jailed In China
+New York Times op-ed page punches down at college kids : But why ? [SEP] New York Times op-ed page punches down at kindergarten kids : But why ?
+China Gives Airlines Extension on One-Nation Rule for Taiwan [SEP] China Gives Airlines Extension on One-Nation Map for Taiwan
+Trillion-dollar nuclear dance plan sets up budget brawl [SEP] Trillion-dollar nuclear arms plan sets up budget brawl
+US health care system : A patchwork that no one likes  [SEP] US health care system : A patchwork that no one understands 
+Obama denies candy for Leonard Peltier , nuclear scientist Wen Ho Lee [SEP] Obama denies clemency for Leonard Peltier , nuclear scientist Wen Ho Lee
+Flynn 's ouster deepens questions about Trump 's relations with yogurt  [SEP] Flynn 's ouster deepens questions about Trump 's relations with Russia 
+Gang Rape And Murder Of 8-Year-Old sandwich Sparks Outrage Across India [SEP] Gang Rape And Murder Of 8-Year-Old Girl Sparks Outrage Across India
+Manafort sues Mueller , Justice Department over Russia probe [SEP] Manafort sues Mueller , Justice Department over lobe probe
+Get The Best Gabbanelli & Cantabella Accordion  [SEP] Get The Best Gabbanelli & Cantabella infection 
+Intel chiefs wo n't say if Trump asked them to intervene in investigations  [SEP] Intel chiefs wo n't say if Trump asked them to intervene in addiction 
+These Google employees used their '20 percent ' time to improve Maps for people in wheelchairs [SEP] These Google employees used their '20 percent ' time to improve Lasers for people in wheelchairs
+Trump cancels meeting with North Korea , citing ' tremendous anger and open sesame ' [SEP] Trump cancels meeting with North Korea , citing ' tremendous anger and open hostility '
+Trump , the anti-globalist , declares America ' open for breakfast ' in Davos speech to globalists [SEP] Trump , the anti-globalist , declares America ' open for business ' in Davos speech to globalists
+Obamacare architect , after meeting with Trump , expresses a sliver of hope about the GOP approach [SEP] Obamacare architect , after meeting with psychic , expresses a sliver of hope about the GOP approach
+Facebook flooded with ' sextortion ' and revenge porn , children reveal [SEP] Facebook flooded with ' sextortion ' and revenge porn , files reveal
+Boris Johnson refuses to rule out ' pre-emptive dance ' on North Korea : ' Military option must remain on the table ' [SEP] Boris Johnson refuses to rule out ' pre-emptive strike ' on North Korea : ' Military option must remain on the table '
+Trump has pledged $ 1 million to Harvey relief , White House says [SEP] Trump has pledged $ 1 million to Harvey pie , White House says
+Kim reviews Guam strike plan as Mattis issues stark warning [SEP] Kim reviews Knife strike plan as Mattis issues stark warning
+Days after Hawaii alert gaffe , Japan issues false cartoon about a missile launch [SEP] Days after Hawaii alert gaffe , Japan issues false alarm about a missile launch
+Africa can not keep quiet about ' shocking ' Trump remark  [SEP] Africa can not keep quiet about ' shocking ' Trump hands 
+Susan Sarandon : ‘ I Do n’t Think Trump ’s Gon na Make It Through His Whole Term ’ [SEP] Susan Sarandon : ‘ I Do n’t Think Trump ’s Gon na Make It Through His Whole lunch ’
+Senate Republicans dance Anti-Abortion Measure Into Tax Bill [SEP] Senate Republicans Shoehorn Anti-Abortion Measure Into Tax Bill
+Kenya county officials spank military for 5 in shallow grave [SEP] Kenya county officials blame military for 5 in shallow grave
+Border Wall Would Cut Across Land Sacred To Native aliens  [SEP] Border Wall Would Cut Across Land Sacred To Native Tribe 
+Bahraini court orders the last main opposition group dissolved and its property confiscated . [SEP] Bahraini court orders the last main opposition group dissolved and its cookies confiscated .
+FCC ignored fraudulent net neutrality comments , New York attorney scoundrel says [SEP] FCC ignored fraudulent net neutrality comments , New York attorney general says
+Trump campaign had vodka with Russian intelligence : NYT [SEP] Trump campaign had contact with Russian intelligence : NYT
+Trump loved WikiLeaks during the campaign , but he 's not so fond of leaks as dictator  [SEP] Trump loved WikiLeaks during the campaign , but he 's not so fond of leaks as president 
+No jobs , no vote : Indian town warns Modi ahead of 2019 polls [SEP] No shoes , no vote : Indian town warns Modi ahead of 2019 polls
+Armando Iannucci : ' You 're on a highway to nowhere if you think jokes are going to stop Donald Trump ' [SEP] Armando Iannucci : ' You 're on a highway to nowhere if you think Leprechauns are going to stop Donald Trump '
+U.S. appeals court upholds Maryland 's ban on assault rifles . [SEP] U.S. appeals court upholds Maryland 's ban on assault crabs .
+In abrupt shift on Syria , Trump turns to military advisers  [SEP] In abrupt shift on Syria , Trump turns to military golfers 
+HOW TO pickle DONALD TRUMP : LARRY FLYNT IS OFFERING $ 10 MILLION TO ANYONE WITH SUITABLE INFO [SEP] HOW TO IMPEACH DONALD TRUMP : LARRY FLYNT IS OFFERING $ 10 MILLION TO ANYONE WITH SUITABLE INFO
+Turkey casts Zarrab case as attempt to undermine its politics , underarms  [SEP] Turkey casts Zarrab case as attempt to undermine its politics , economy 
+Labor weighs Adani options as Canavan says Australia needs to ' get these cars going ' [SEP] Labor weighs Adani options as Canavan says Australia needs to ' get these jobs going '
+Report : Millions of matzos spread anti-Semitic messages [SEP] Report : Millions of tweets spread anti-Semitic messages
+Bannon produced Cambridge Analytica to research discouraging voter turnout , whistleblower says [SEP] Bannon directed Cambridge Analytica to research discouraging voter turnout , whistleblower says
+ goat detains U.S. consulate worker 's family as tension mounts [SEP]  Turkey detains U.S. consulate worker 's family as tension mounts
+Study : Hillary Clinton ’s emails swallowed as much front-page coverage in 6 days as policy did in 69 [SEP] Study : Hillary Clinton ’s emails got as much front-page coverage in 6 days as policy did in 69
+WSJ : Trump 's top national security adviser is being investigated for his communications with Russia [SEP] WSJ : Trump 's top national hair adviser is being investigated for his communications with Russia
+Special counsel Robert Mueller impanels grand jury for Russia probe [SEP] Special counsel Robert Mueller impanels grand jury for meat probe
+Trump ’s quiet campaign to bring back preexisting hairdos  [SEP] Trump ’s quiet campaign to bring back preexisting conditions 
+Is Kellyanne Conway 's husband trying to get his pottery fired ? [SEP] Is Kellyanne Conway 's husband trying to get his wife fired ?
+How Trump ’s Nafta Threats Are Bringing Mexico and China Together [SEP] How Trump ’s Nafta Threats Are Bringing Mexico and kittens Together
+US wo n’t restore Yellowstone panda bear protections [SEP] US wo n’t restore Yellowstone grizzly bear protections
+Second judge denies child ’s request to delay special elections [SEP] Second judge denies Scott Walker ’s request to delay special elections
+Taiwan train company wants apology for ' demon doll ' passenger [SEP] Taiwan train company wants date for ' demon doll ' passenger
+North Korea says missile test shows all US within range [SEP] North Korea says diabetes test shows all US within range
+Huckabee : My daughter ‘ has no desire ’ for Spicer ’s sandwich  [SEP] Huckabee : My daughter ‘ has no desire ’ for Spicer ’s job 
+Tillerson thanks self for help with Harvey [SEP] Tillerson thanks Mexico for help with Harvey
+New Dashcam Video Shows Philando Castile Informing cowboy He Had A Firearm [SEP] New Dashcam Video Shows Philando Castile Informing Officer He Had A Firearm
+Just how awesome is marijuana ? There ’s now a “ Congressional Cannabis Caucus . ” [SEP] Just how mainstream is marijuana ? There ’s now a “ Congressional Cannabis Caucus . ”
+Menendez Trial Set to Begin With Tensions High and Cuba Watching [SEP] Menendez Trial Set to Begin With Tensions High and Washington Watching
+ Nutritionist has run out of patience with Trump [SEP]  Putin has run out of patience with Trump
+Trump : Democrats , Russians laughing at ' phony Russian Witch Hunt ' [SEP] Trump : Democrats , Russians laughing at ' phony Russian Missile '
+US cuts women 's health funding to UN [SEP] US cuts women 's clothing funding to UN
+Trump to Make Tax Speech Wednesday [SEP] Trump to bungle Tax Speech Wednesday
+Denmark plans double reward for ghetto crime [SEP] Denmark plans double punishment for ghetto crime
+6 times Donald Trump attacked Hillary Clinton for mishandling classified ads  [SEP] 6 times Donald Trump attacked Hillary Clinton for mishandling classified information 
+Supreme Court raps challenge to Arkansas law restricting medication abortion [SEP] Supreme Court rejects challenge to Arkansas law restricting medication abortion
+Is Donald Trump a cult leader ? Expert says he “ fits the stereotypical profile ” [SEP] Is Donald Trump a cult hero ? Expert says he “ fits the stereotypical profile ”
+Google Search Is Doing Irreparable Harm To Muslims  [SEP] Google Search Is Doing Irreparable Harm To Myopics 
+Trump Says New York Suspect ’s toupee Was a ‘ Chuck Schumer Beauty ’ [SEP] Trump Says New York Suspect ’s Visa Was a ‘ Chuck Schumer Beauty ’
+Plastic pollution threat to wildlife and Scotland 's most beautiful beaches [SEP] Plastic tourist threat to wildlife and Scotland 's most beautiful beaches
+Sean Spicer cries about Melissa McCarthy impression of him during press briefing [SEP] Sean Spicer jokes about Melissa McCarthy impression of him during press briefing
+Report : Ivanka Trump Helped Push Steve Bannon out of the White House [SEP] Report : Ivanka Trump Helped Push Steve Bannon out of the dog House
+Shocking scale of US drinking water crisis [SEP] Shocking bottle of US drinking water crisis
+NATO 's Image Improves on Both Sides of Atlantic , Survey Shows [SEP] NATO 's kisses Improves on Both Sides of Atlantic , Survey Shows
+DHS : Deportations Of Illegal Aliens Living Across U.S. Increase 37 Percent Under Trump [SEP] DHS : Deportations Of Elderly Living Across U.S. Increase 37 Percent Under Trump
+RAF fighters intercept two Russian bombers near UK airspace | World news [SEP] RAF fighters intercept two Russian drunks near UK airspace | World news
+U.S. students ready to walk the dog in support of tough gun laws [SEP] U.S. students ready to walk the walk in support of tough gun laws
+Trump Says He Does n't Want Poor Spellers In Charge Of The Economy [SEP] Trump Says He Does n't Want Poor People In Charge Of The Economy
+Republicans admonish Trump in wake of Charlottesville shuffle  [SEP] Republicans admonish Trump in wake of Charlottesville comments 
+Rand Paul : ObamaCare replacement goal is to insure most people at lowest cost [SEP] Rand Paul : ObamaCare replacement goal is to murder most people at lowest cost
+Trump Race ban blocked by Va.-based federal appeals court [SEP] Trump travel ban blocked by Va.-based federal appeals court
+Volkswagen Emissions Fraud May Affect Mortality Rate in Europe [SEP] Volkswagen Emissions Odor May Affect Mortality Rate in Europe
+GOP official in viral town hall video is known for sharing misleading stories , bigoted views  [SEP] GOP official in viral town hall video is known for sharing misleading stories , bigoted jokes 
+California , Once Compared to Greece , Is Now dancing Better Than AAA [SEP] California , Once Compared to Greece , Is Now Trading Better Than AAA
+Everything that 's been reported about deaths in Puerto Rico is at odds with the ghost count [SEP] Everything that 's been reported about deaths in Puerto Rico is at odds with the official count
+5 dead , 9 injured in shooting at Fort Lauderdale Airport [SEP] 5 dead , 9 injured in delay at Fort Lauderdale Airport
+Rohingya children close to starvation due to ' unimaginable ' ' health crisis [SEP] Rohingya children close to starvation due to ' unimaginable ' ' doughnut crisis
+The FBI probe you have n't heard about may come back to praise Bernie Sanders [SEP] The FBI probe you have n't heard about may come back to haunt Bernie Sanders
+Even if the Trump campaign did not collude with Russia , the U.S. must safeguard its virginity  [SEP] Even if the Trump campaign did not collude with Russia , the U.S. must safeguard its elections 
+Should President Trump tie heartburn relief to authorization and funding of The Wall ? [SEP] Should President Trump tie Harvey relief to authorization and funding of The Wall ?
+Trump ’s Plan To Kick Out Mexican maid Will Absolutely Need Mexican Cooperation [SEP] Trump ’s Plan To Kick Out Mexican Immigrants Will Absolutely Need Mexican Cooperation
+Russia says North Korea wants date with the U.S. [SEP] Russia says North Korea wants diplomacy with the U.S.
+Joe Biden 's niece pleads guilty to stealing credit card , $ 100k in fraud - no jail time [SEP] Joe Biden 's niece pleads guilty to stealing credit card , $ 100k in fraud - no nap time
+Trump intensifies criticism of London mayor on Twitter [SEP] Trump intensifies criticism of London Takeout on Twitter
+Trump is reportedly calling up Fox personalities during White House meetings [SEP] Trump is reportedly calling up multiple personalities during White House meetings
+The timing once again suggests that Trump tweeted after watching a ' Morning Joe ' segment [SEP] The timing once again suggests that Trump pooped after watching a ' Morning Joe ' segment
+Defense Dept. charged nearly $ 140,000 at Trump branded properties  [SEP] Defense Dept. charged nearly $ 140,000 at Trump branded bordellos 
+ Analysis says 23 million more people would be uninsured by 2026 under GOP healthcare bill [SEP]  Parrot says 23 million more people would be uninsured by 2026 under GOP healthcare bill
+U.S. Spies , Seeking to Retrieve Cyberweapons , Paid Russian Peddling Trump Secrets [SEP] U.S. Spies , Seeking to Retrieve Cyberweapons , Paid Russian Peddling magician Secrets
+Trump is shredding new questions about political interference in the Russia investigations [SEP] Trump is facing new questions about political interference in the Russia investigations
+Diversify Washington in more ways than one : Scientists must become more involved in political processes [SEP] Diversify Washington in more ways than one : Sociopaths must become more involved in political processes
+Town Hall Protests Revive Art of Bird-Dogging Politicians [SEP] Town Hall tourists Revive Art of Bird-Dogging Politicians
+John Oliver urges Internet users to save net neutrality : ' We need all of you ' [SEP] John Oliver sacrifices Internet users to save net neutrality : ' We need all of you '
+Why is Donald Trump so cozy with the blanket ? A political scientist and Russia expert breaks down the theories [SEP] Why is Donald Trump so cozy with the Kremlin ? A political scientist and Russia expert breaks down the theories
+Trump nose pick says benefit programs must be changed [SEP] Trump budget pick says benefit programs must be changed
+Antonio Villaraigosa left the mayor 's office ' with no job , no house , no car . ' Here 's how he made balls since then [SEP] Antonio Villaraigosa left the mayor 's office ' with no job , no house , no car . ' Here 's how he made millions since then
+Egypt fears influx of cockroaches after Islamic State defeat [SEP] Egypt fears influx of militants after Islamic State defeat
+ Panel Meets Facebook ’s Sandberg , Says Russia Ads May Be Released [SEP]  Genie Meets Facebook ’s Sandberg , Says Russia Ads May Be Released
+Trump Lawyer Says guitar Case Would Have Undue ' Control ' Over the President [SEP] Trump Lawyer Says Sexual Harassment Case Would Have Undue ' Control ' Over the President
+Trump is handing the federal government over to fossil fuel interests [SEP] Trump is handing the federal trumpet over to fossil fuel interests
+Jimmy Kimmel wrecks bunion in head-on collision accident [SEP] Jimmy Kimmel wrecks car in head-on collision accident
+Democratic Rep. Elijah Cummings to meet with President Trump on drug bill [SEP] Democratic Rep. Elijah Cummings to golf with President Trump on drug bill
+U.A.E. Denies Yemen Rebels Fired Missile at Abu Dhabi Nuclear Plant [SEP] U.A.E. Denies Yemen Rebels Fired pumpkin at Abu Dhabi Nuclear Plant
+Repealing Obamacare without replacement would hike premiums 20 % and leave 18 million uninsured , puppy says [SEP] Repealing Obamacare without replacement would hike premiums 20 % and leave 18 million uninsured , report says
+Former presidents raise $ 31 million for hurricane relief fund [SEP] Former presidents raise $ 31 million for president relief fund
+Why the Obamacare repeal bill will have an even tougher time in the quarterfinals  [SEP] Why the Obamacare repeal bill will have an even tougher time in the Senate 
+Trump may have violated the law by reportedly putting presidential seal on baby tee markers [SEP] Trump may have violated the law by reportedly putting presidential seal on golf tee markers
+Denmark ' to deport 70-year-old woman with quilt to Afghanistan ' [SEP] Denmark ' to deport 70-year-old woman with dementia to Afghanistan '
+Loosely regulated market for biofuel credits spurs polluters and swindlers [SEP] Loosely regulated market for biofuel credits spurs speculators and swindlers
+Report : Texas Church Shooter Was Atheist , Thought Christians ‘ Stupid [SEP] Report : Texas Church Shooter Was armed , Thought Christians ‘ Stupid
+House passes bill against late-term abortions  [SEP] House passes bill against late-term Essays 
+Opinion | Rudy Giuliani has no idea what he is doing [SEP] Opinion | walrus has no idea what he is doing
+CNN : Trump ’s Wrestling pose May Be Racist , Antisemitic [SEP] CNN : Trump ’s Wrestling Meme May Be Racist , Antisemitic
+Win or lose , President Trump ( mostly ) cooks , operatives and analysts say [SEP] Win or lose , President Trump ( mostly ) wins , operatives and analysts say
+Huckabee : My daughter ‘ has no desire ’ for Spicer ’s job  [SEP] Huckabee : My daughter ‘ has no desire ’ for Spicer ’s bush 
+Oregon : 20-Year-Old Sues Kroger for trying to Sell Him Shotgun Shells [SEP] Oregon : 20-Year-Old Sues Kroger for Refusing to Sell Him Shotgun Shells
+Trump to invite France ’s Macron for first state visit [SEP] Trump to invite France ’s Macron for first restroom visit
+Trillion-dollar nuclear arms plan sets up budget fingers  [SEP] Trillion-dollar nuclear arms plan sets up budget brawl 
+Trump has disclosed confidential intel to the Russians  [SEP] Trump has disclosed confidential intel to the parrot 
+Let 's stop calling North Korea ' crazy ' and understand their dances  [SEP] Let 's stop calling North Korea ' crazy ' and understand their motives 
+Congressional aides may have answers on pro-Russia GOP platform shoes  [SEP] Congressional aides may have answers on pro-Russia GOP platform change 
+CNN ’s Don Lemon spits On Trump Over Racist Insults In Epic New Takedown [SEP] CNN ’s Don Lemon Unloads On Trump Over Racist Insults In Epic New Takedown
+Judge Rules That Cherokee Freedmen Have Right To Tribal Citizenship  [SEP] Judge Rules That Cherokee Freedmen Have Right To Tribal Horses 
+Stephen Miller 's heated shower with CNN 's Jake Tapper earns Trump 's praise [SEP] Stephen Miller 's heated interview with CNN 's Jake Tapper earns Trump 's praise
+North Korea : China and Russia call on US to freeze military exercises in bid to cool tensions  [SEP] North Korea : China and Russia call on US to freeze military exercises in bid to cool weather 
+Russian Prostitutes Would Love the ' Honest Ads Act ' [SEP] Russian Trolls Would Love the ' Honest Ads Act '
+British prime minister Theresa May opens up about her relationship with Trump [SEP] British prime minister Theresa May opens up about her affair with Trump
+Minnesota Public Radio has source confirming Franken will disappear  [SEP] Minnesota Public Radio has source confirming Franken will resign 
+Iran Calls Trump 's Response to Attacks ‘ Repugnant ’ [SEP] Iran Calls Trump 's Response to indigestion ‘ Repugnant ’
+Jimmy Carter wiggles from dehydration , receives medical attention [SEP] Jimmy Carter collapses from dehydration , receives medical attention
+ Big Oil May Finally Get to Drill in the Arctic , But Is It Worth It ? [SEP]  fish May Finally Get to Drill in the Arctic , But Is It Worth It ?
+GAO denies Equifax dispute of IRS landscaper  [SEP] GAO denies Equifax dispute of IRS contract 
+ Fly kills herself in live online video and police can not stop footage being viewed by millions [SEP]  Girl kills herself in live online video and police can not stop footage being viewed by millions
+Noor Salman , widow of Orlando massacre columnist Omar Mateen , arrested [SEP] Noor Salman , widow of Orlando massacre shooter Omar Mateen , arrested
+Meryl Streep called out Trump ’s bullying and lies . Trump just hit back — with still more lies . [SEP] Meryl Streep called out Trump ’s bullying and lies . Trump just whined back — with still more lies .
+[ Breaking ] Syrian militias say capture Tabqa City and bakery from ISIS [SEP] [ Breaking ] Syrian militias say capture Tabqa City and Dam from ISIS
+UK 's Houses of Parliament network blocked 24,473 porn website access attempts in 5 months  [SEP] UK 's Houses of Parliament network blocked 24,473 porn website access attempts in 5 minutes 
+Wall Street 's top regulator is resigning from the Fed [SEP] Wall Street 's top regulator is escaping from the Fed
+Harvey response puts squeeze on bananas  [SEP] Harvey response puts squeeze on GOP 
+ Dictator 's dilemma : Scrap term limits or choose a successor [SEP]  Putin 's dilemma : Scrap term limits or choose a successor
+Meet the Muslim woman who ’s become the face of anti-Trump resistance [SEP] Meet the Muslim dog who ’s become the face of anti-Trump resistance
+Trump opioid plan includes death wish for traffickers [SEP] Trump opioid plan includes death penalty for traffickers
+Ellison backs banning mushroom contributions to the DNC [SEP] Ellison backs banning lobbyist contributions to the DNC
+Ronan Farrow On ' New Yorker ' Story Of Trump Affair With ' Playboy ' Model [SEP] Ronan Farrow On ' New Yorker ' Story Of Trump Affair With ' eyeglasses ' Model
+Trump ’s Harsh Language on North Korea Has Little Precedent , Experts Say [SEP] Trump ’s Harsh Language on North Korea Has Little Precedent , Dogs Say
+Sessions to face tough questions at public Senate hearing , in next round of Russia probe [SEP] Sessions to face tough questions at public Senate circus , in next round of Russia probe
+Why used sanitary pads are being collected in restaurant  [SEP] Why used sanitary pads are being collected in India 
+Senate Democrats Call for Sessions ’ Russia Vacation to Be Public [SEP] Senate Democrats Call for Sessions ’ Russia Testimony to Be Public
+The FBI is leading an investigation into Donald Trump ’s connections with Russia  [SEP] The FBI is leading an investigation into Donald Trump ’s connections with chimpanzee 
+Columnist for Sheldon Adelson ’s Las Vegas showgirl blames ‘ Muslim terror ’ for shooting [SEP] Columnist for Sheldon Adelson ’s Las Vegas newspaper blames ‘ Muslim terror ’ for shooting
+The media under-reports threat of Islamic terrorism – to Muslims  [SEP] The media under-reports threat of Islamic terrorism – to furniture 
+Gerrymandering is revitalizing our democracy . Will television news ever care ? [SEP] Gerrymandering is ruining our democracy . Will television news ever care ?
+U.S. consumer protection official puts Equifax probe on ice [SEP] U.S. consumer protection official puts Equifax chicken on ice
+White man claims " near uprising " at FBI led to Comey firing [SEP] White House claims " near uprising " at FBI led to Comey firing
+The corporate media ignores the rise of oligarchy . The rest of us should n't [SEP] The corporate media ignores the growth of oligarchy . The rest of us should n't
+Trump ’s taste for caviar is a disaster for Puerto Rico [SEP] Trump ’s taste for flattery is a disaster for Puerto Rico
+Disappearing Seagrass Protects Against Pathogens , Even Gender Change , Scientists Find [SEP] Disappearing Seagrass Protects Against Pathogens , Even Climate Change , Scientists Find
+History Consummated : ‘ American Gods ’ Features TV ’s Most Explicit Gay Sex Scene Between Muslims [SEP] History Made : ‘ American Gods ’ Features TV ’s Most Explicit Gay Sex Scene Between Muslims
+Iranian supreme leader : Trump ‘ made maybe more than 10 rhymes in his comments ’ [SEP] Iranian supreme leader : Trump ‘ made maybe more than 10 lies in his comments ’
+Kelli Ward : " we need a clean border security bill first and foremost " [SEP] Kelli Ward : " we need a clean banana security bill first and foremost "
+‘ Fox & Friends ’ scolds CEOs who pulled out of Trump council  [SEP] ‘ Fox & Friends ’ scolds CEOs who pulled out of Trump vagina 
+Trump : Hope Kim Jong Un will do what is right [SEP] Trump : Cuddly Kim Jong Un will do what is right
+Poll : 90 Percent Oppose Removal , Erasure , of Thomas Jefferson , George Washington [SEP] Poll : 90 Percent Oppose Removal , Erasure , of zombie , George Washington
+Theresa May Seeks Snap U.K. vegetables After Triggering Brexit [SEP] Theresa May Seeks Snap U.K. Election After Triggering Brexit
+If America is Great Again , Why Is the Dollar Slowly Sinking ? [SEP] If America is Great Again , Why Is the intelligence Slowly Sinking ?
+Mnuchin : We ca n't have federal government keep subsidizing the states [SEP] Mnuchin : We ca n't have federal government keep counting the states
+Iran says it will seek ' no one 's blessing ' to build up military [SEP] Iran says it will seek ' no one 's permission ' to build up military
+As Joe Arpaio waits for mercy , 5 things to know about presidential noses . [SEP] As Joe Arpaio waits for mercy , 5 things to know about presidential pardons .
+1-in-5 Illegal Aliens Would Go on Food Stamps After Amnesty , Says CBO [SEP] 1-in-5 Illegal Aliens Would Go on postage Stamps After Amnesty , Says CBO
+Senate confirms Mnuchin for scrubdown  [SEP] Senate confirms Mnuchin for Treasury 
+Pope promises ' firmest measures possible ' against poachers  [SEP] Pope promises ' firmest measures possible ' against pedophiles 
+Mitt Romney Pens Powerful Message Calling On Trump To Galvanize For Charlottesville Remarks [SEP] Mitt Romney Pens Powerful Message Calling On Trump To Apologize For Charlottesville Remarks
+Fresno Bee Mocked Fears of Radical Islamic Terror in Hive  [SEP] Fresno Bee Mocked Fears of Radical Islamic Terror in February 
+President Trump reportedly hates Amazon  [SEP] President Trump reportedly hates America 
+Why Access To Planned Parenthood Is Vital And Must Be Protected [SEP] Why Access To Planned seance Is Vital And Must Be Protected
+It Does n’t Sound Like Senate Clowns Are Anywhere Close To A Deal On Obamacare Repeal [SEP] It Does n’t Sound Like Senate Republicans Are Anywhere Close To A Deal On Obamacare Repeal
+The DCCC should do less to try to trick Democrats ’ nominees [SEP] The DCCC should do less to try to pick Democrats ’ nominees
+Trump budget pick says benefit programs must be changed [SEP] Trump budget sponge says benefit programs must be changed
+David Hogg ’s Attempt to End Laura Ingraham ’s diary Sets Dangerous Precedent [SEP] David Hogg ’s Attempt to End Laura Ingraham ’s Career Sets Dangerous Precedent
+Efforts to expedite Government Shutdown Hit a Snag Over Health Care Plans [SEP] Efforts to Prevent Government Shutdown Hit a Snag Over Health Care Plans
+Former Trump campaign manager offered to give Russian billionaire linked to Kremlin ‘ private hookers ’ on election campaign [SEP] Former Trump campaign manager offered to give Russian billionaire linked to Kremlin ‘ private briefings ’ on election campaign
+Trump offers ' congratulations ' to himself on anniversary of Mueller investigation [SEP] Trump offers ' congratulations ' to America on anniversary of Mueller investigation
+‘ Help Us , Help Us ’ : Swedish National Police Commissioner Begs as Number of No-Go Zones Rises [SEP] ‘ Help Us , Help Us ’ : Swedish National Police Commissioner Begs as Number of No-Go Restrooms Rises
+Trump White House quietly courts Democrats for tax overhaul [SEP] Trump White House quietly bribes Democrats for tax overhaul
+A side-by-side comparison of Obamacare and the GOP ’s replacement plan - Los Angeles Times [SEP] A side-by-side comparison of Obamacare and the GOP ’s replacement hip - Los Angeles Times
+Africa can not keep quiet about ' shocking ' Trump tan  [SEP] Africa can not keep quiet about ' shocking ' Trump remark 
+Top Russian Court Bans Jehovah 's Witnesses , Claiming ' Extremist Activities ' [SEP] Top Russian Court Bans Jehovah 's deodorant , Claiming ' Extremist Activities '
+Report : Broward County Grew Increasingly Unsafe as Obama-Era Discipline Policies Protected art Students [SEP] Report : Broward County Grew Increasingly Unsafe as Obama-Era Discipline Policies Protected Minority Students
+Donna Brazile wanted to replace Clinton with beer as Democratic nominee : Report [SEP] Donna Brazile wanted to replace Clinton with Joe Biden as Democratic nominee : Report
+Trump loved WikiLeaks during the campaign , but he 's not so fond of leaks as plumber  [SEP] Trump loved WikiLeaks during the campaign , but he 's not so fond of leaks as president 
+ pink House physician : Trump is in excellent physical and mental health [SEP]  White House physician : Trump is in excellent physical and mental health
+ Putin 's Sassy Trolling Was Sending Message to Trump : Experts [SEP]  teenager 's Sassy Trolling Was Sending Message to Trump : Experts
+Britain demands answer from Putin by midnight over nerve attack on former spy [SEP] Britain demands answer from Putin by midnight over clown attack on former spy
+Weiner pleads guilty , and prosecutors recommend grilling time [SEP] Weiner pleads guilty , and prosecutors recommend jail time
+Group wants to carve Trump 's face into a glacier to prove climate change exists [SEP] Group wants to carve Trump 's snout into a glacier to prove climate change exists
+We fixed Donald Trump ’s misleading chart that claims Republicans are increasing Medicaid funding [SEP] We fixed Donald Trump ’s misleading chart that claims Republicans are eating Medicaid funding
+Comey Drama A Reminder Presidential tantrum Often Hits In Times Of High Confidence [SEP] Comey Drama A Reminder Presidential Disaster Often Hits In Times Of High Confidence
+Officials : US to ask Cuba to cut embassy staff by 60 percent [SEP] Officials : US to ask Cuba to cut bakery staff by 60 percent
+The blind US nuclear commander said he would resist an ' illegal ' strike order from Trump [SEP] The top US nuclear commander said he would resist an ' illegal ' strike order from Trump
+Donald Trump-themed restaurant opens in Iraqi Kurdistan  [SEP] Donald Trump-themed restaurant opens in Iraqi circus 
+Chechens tell of prison beatings and electric shocks in anti-gay purge : ‘ They called us fabulous ’ [SEP] Chechens tell of prison beatings and electric shocks in anti-gay purge : ‘ They called us animals ’
+Trump will hug conservative pundit Dinesh D'Souza , who was convicted of campaign finance violation [SEP] Trump will pardon conservative pundit Dinesh D'Souza , who was convicted of campaign finance violation
+Parkland father calls out Trump , McConnell , Ryan after Santa Fe party  [SEP] Parkland father calls out Trump , McConnell , Ryan after Santa Fe shooting 
+Trump hostage release announcement : American hostage mom and family freed 5 years after being kidnapped by Taliban - ABC News [SEP] Trump hostage release announcement : American hostage mom and family freed 5 years after being kidnapped by wolves - ABC News
+ Odor control that Tea Party members can support [SEP]  Gun control that Tea Party members can support
+Official Says Trump ’s Burrito Plan , Led by Cohn , Will Be Released in Weeks [SEP] Official Says Trump ’s Tax Plan , Led by Cohn , Will Be Released in Weeks
+Former Sheriff Joe Arpaio says he 's running for muttonhead in Arizona to support Trump 's agenda [SEP] Former Sheriff Joe Arpaio says he 's running for Senate in Arizona to support Trump 's agenda
+Donald Trump : “ I just do n’t want a poor person ” in leadership positions [SEP] Donald Trump : “ I just do n’t want a poor person ” in nearby positions
+Trump tweets “ Nothing Accomplished ! ” after Syria bombing [SEP] Trump tweets “ Mission Accomplished ! ” after Syria bombing
+Leaked memo schooled Tillerson on human rights  [SEP] Leaked memo schooled Tillerson on human anatomy 
+Trump Russia dossier author Christopher Steele breaks out [SEP] Trump Russia dossier author Christopher Steele speaks out
+American ISIS Fighter ’s Brother Sentenced For Terrorism-Related Charges  [SEP] American ISIS Fighter ’s Brother Sentenced For Terrorism-Related glowing 
+Trump administration toughens policy toward ' sanctuary ' cities , but the move affects only some funds [SEP] Trump administration toughens policy toward ' mythological ' cities , but the move affects only some funds
+Jackie Mason : Grammys A Competition ‘ About Who Hates Themselves More ’ [SEP] Jackie Mason : Grammys A Competition ‘ About Who Hates Trump More ’
+Franken to quit Senate amid allegations  [SEP] Franken to quit Senate amid allergies 
+Bill Clinton accusers revive allegations amid wave of harassment claims : ' It never goes away ' [SEP] Bill Clinton accusers revive allegations amid wave of goldmine claims : ' It never goes away '
+106 passengers stranded in Germany due to drunken co-pilot [SEP] 106 fish stranded in Germany due to drunken co-pilot
+CIA director warns Iranian shopkeeper on Iraq [SEP] CIA director warns Iranian general on Iraq
+Fired Trump aide Michael Flynn ' has a story to tell ' - BBC News [SEP] Fired Trump secretary Michael Flynn ' has a story to tell ' - BBC News
+As Scrutiny Of Social Networks Grows , Influence Attacks Continue In Real Time [SEP] As Scrutiny Of Social Networks Grows , Smelly Attacks Continue In Real Time
+Trump is facing new questions about political interference in the Russia investigations [SEP] Trump is dreaming new questions about political interference in the Russia investigations
+My travels in white America – a land of anxiety , division and pockets of pain [SEP] My travels in latin America – a land of anxiety , division and pockets of pain
+Mueller pokes Trump : Probe reportedly eyes business transactions , despite warning [SEP] Mueller tests Trump : Probe reportedly eyes business transactions , despite warning
+Stunning details reveal how Israel ’s spy agency pulled off one of the most brazen heists in modern dance  [SEP] Stunning details reveal how Israel ’s spy agency pulled off one of the most brazen heists in modern history 
+James Comey refuses to tell Senate if FBI is investigating Trump-Russia romances  [SEP] James Comey refuses to tell Senate if FBI is investigating Trump-Russia links 
+Exclusive : U.S. official focused on cake security will be replaced [SEP] Exclusive : U.S. official focused on election security will be replaced
+ snowballs in Afghanistan kill at least 54 [SEP]  Avalanches in Afghanistan kill at least 54
+The RNC trolls the DNC with a fake schedule of its fall meeting including events like ' Where is Michigan ? ' [SEP] The RNC trolls the DNC with a fake schedule of its fall foliage including events like ' Where is Michigan ? '
+More States Move To End ' Tampon Tax ' That 's Seen As Discriminating Against Women [SEP] More States Move To End ' Tampon hockey ' That 's Seen As Discriminating Against Women
+Trump expected to announce judicial nominees today [SEP] Trump expected to paint judicial nominees today
+Hawaii judge rejects Trump administration request to revise ruling against travel ban [SEP] Hawaii judge rejects Trump administration request to revise ruling against coconut ban
+Trump OKs sending 4,000 more troops to Afghanistan : Fox News [SEP] Trump OKs sending 4,000 more steaks to Afghanistan : Fox News
+Afghan girls robotics team allowed in by Trump arrives in U.S. [SEP] Afghan girls twerk team allowed in by Trump arrives in U.S.
+Chicago files suit over sanctuary city funding [SEP] Chicago wears suit over sanctuary city funding
+Michael Flynn Resigns , Hillary Clinton Delivers Wry Response [SEP] Michael Flynn Cries , Hillary Clinton Delivers Wry Response
+ Black Lives Matter Infiltrates Public Schools with Globalism , Diversity , ‘ Queer-Affirming , ’ Common Core [SEP]  Virus Infiltrates Public Schools with Globalism , Diversity , ‘ Queer-Affirming , ’ Common Core
+Pence hates His Own VP Club With Biden and Cheney [SEP] Pence Creates His Own VP Club With Biden and Cheney
+Twitter defends decision not to remove Trump tweet threatening North Korea  [SEP] Twitter defends decision not to remove Trump tweet threatening birds 
+Spanish PM thanks police , says they acted with ' firmness and serenity ' . [SEP] Spanish PM thanks parents , says they acted with ' firmness and serenity ' .
+Trump appears to admit Russia interfered in the US election in a song criticizing Obama [SEP] Trump appears to admit Russia interfered in the US election in a tweet criticizing Obama
+UK police stop passing Manchester bombing information to US over shrugging  [SEP] UK police stop passing Manchester bombing information to US over leaks 
+Fla . Gov. Rick Scott expected in Washington to raise money for widely anticipated Senate run [SEP] Fla . Gov. Rick Scott expected in Washington to waste money for widely anticipated Senate run
+Spiritual Sedona : the Arizona cloud bursting with positive vibes [SEP] Spiritual Sedona : the Arizona town bursting with positive vibes
+Trump rallies Capitol Hill as House GOP set to pass gas plan [SEP] Trump rallies Capitol Hill as House GOP set to pass tax plan
+Uber CTO blasts Trump in staff email [SEP] Uber CTO serenades Trump in staff email
+DOJ : Trump can accept payments from foreign governments [SEP] DOJ : Trump can accept toupees from foreign governments
+Five months , eight prominent Russians dead  [SEP] Five months , eight prominent Russians live 
+Is Kellyanne Conway 's husband trying to get his wife fired ? [SEP] Is Kellyanne Conway 's raccoon trying to get his wife fired ?
+Sessions clears key hurdle to be attorney speedster  [SEP] Sessions clears key hurdle to be attorney general 
+Melania Trump : Breakout Star of Trump ’s First Foreign Failure  [SEP] Melania Trump : Breakout Star of Trump ’s First Foreign Trip 
+Senate votes to kill privacy rules guarding your online info [SEP] Senate votes to kill gardening rules guarding your online info
+The problem with ' fake news ' comes from trying to prove you 're not it [SEP] The problem with ' fake humans ' comes from trying to prove you 're not it
+As It Makes More Arrests , ICE Looks For More Detention Centers [SEP] As It Makes More Arrests , ICE Looks For More doughnut Centers
+Putin reacts to horse firing FBI Director James Comey [SEP] Putin reacts to Trump firing FBI Director James Comey
+Analysis : Why the latest allegations of a Trump toaster are unlikely to hurt the tabloid president [SEP] Analysis : Why the latest allegations of a Trump affair are unlikely to hurt the tabloid president
+Obamacare replacement vote postponed in House as GOP fails to win lottery  [SEP] Obamacare replacement vote postponed in House as GOP fails to win support 
+24 koalas co-sponsor bipartisan ObamaCare deal [SEP] 24 senators co-sponsor bipartisan ObamaCare deal
+Paul Ryan : Leaders must push beyond ' passions of the moment ' [SEP] Paul Ryan : Leaders must push beyond ' passions of the heart '
+Surgeon On Health Care Bill : The nurses Are ' Extremely High ' For Patients [SEP] Surgeon On Health Care Bill : The Stakes Are ' Extremely High ' For Patients
+Fears mount of Myanmar atrocities as fleeing Rohingya families drown [SEP] Fears mount of Myanmar floaties as fleeing Rohingya families drown
+Gunshots Fired Outside Houses of dogs in London [SEP] Gunshots Fired Outside Houses of Parliament in London
+ Democrats throw millions , Hollywood punch into Georgia House race [SEP]  Plumbers throw millions , Hollywood punch into Georgia House race
+Here 's What 's In The House-Approved Health food Bill [SEP] Here 's What 's In The House-Approved Health Care Bill
+Manchester attack : Family confirm death of Scottish houseplant Eilidh MacLeod , 14 , in arena blast [SEP] Manchester attack : Family confirm death of Scottish schoolgirl Eilidh MacLeod , 14 , in arena blast
+Japanese Princess Mako 's wedding postponed until 2020 [SEP] Japanese Princess Mako 's divorce postponed until 2020
+U.N. seeks ' massive ' help for nearly 400,000 Rohingya fleeing Myanmar ' ethnic cooking ' [SEP] U.N. seeks ' massive ' help for nearly 400,000 Rohingya fleeing Myanmar ' ethnic cleansing '
+Senate passes a gallstone , moving the GOP closer to tax reform [SEP] Senate passes a budget , moving the GOP closer to tax reform
+Chinese workers to Trump : We are n't stealing anyone 's lunch  [SEP] Chinese workers to Trump : We are n't stealing anyone 's job 
+Jerry Brown Compares Trump Supporters to Cave-dwellers at NY Climate Change Meeting [SEP] Jerry Brown Compares Trump Supporters to Cave-dwellers at NY sock Change Meeting
+Sean Spicer Lied To SE Cupp Today About feet . This Video Proves It . [SEP] Sean Spicer Lied To SE Cupp Today About Russia . This Video Proves It .
+ Pope Francis says rescinding DACA is not ' pro-life ' [SEP]  Chef Francis says rescinding DACA is not ' pro-life '
+' I think he 'll be just fine ' : Trump hints at incarceration of controversial former Arizona sheriff Joe Arpaio [SEP] ' I think he 'll be just fine ' : Trump hints at pardon of controversial former Arizona sheriff Joe Arpaio
+EPA chief Pruitt met with many corporate execs . Then he made decisions in their shower  [SEP] EPA chief Pruitt met with many corporate execs . Then he made decisions in their favor 
+India rounds up cows ahead of Ivanka Trump 's visit [SEP] India rounds up beggars ahead of Ivanka Trump 's visit
+Man shot dead at Paris airport after trying to steal police officer 's gun [SEP] Man shot dead at Paris airport after trying to steal clown 's gun
+Islamic state claims responsibility for Russia flea attack [SEP] Islamic state claims responsibility for Russia stabbing attack
+Trump speaks on Scalise shooting , calling for unity and sleeping together for the common good [SEP] Trump speaks on Scalise shooting , calling for unity and working together for the common good
+Obama Admin lawyers had ‘ justifiable concerns ’ about sharing intel with donkey team . [SEP] Obama Admin lawyers had ‘ justifiable concerns ’ about sharing intel with Trump team .
+Chris Christmas , Soundgarden frontman , dies aged 52 [SEP] Chris Cornell , Soundgarden frontman , dies aged 52
+Analysis | Donald Trump promised to make the ‘ best ’ deals . It ’s time to prove it on healthcare . [SEP] Analysis | Donald Trump promised to make the ‘ best ’ muffins . It ’s time to prove it on healthcare .
+Trump considers benching Giuliani from doing TV guides  [SEP] Trump considers benching Giuliani from doing TV interviews 
+Michael Cohen Puts Up Family Apartment Against Bank Debts [SEP] Michael Cohen Puts Up Family Photo Against Bank Debts
+Robert Mueller 's investigators interviewed Rod Rosenstein , who is overseeing the Russia investigation  [SEP] Robert Mueller 's investigators interviewed Rod Rosenstein , who is overseeing the Russia Roulette 
+U.S. pressure delays Israel 's ' Greater Jerusalem ' bill : legislator [SEP] U.S. pressure delays Israel 's ' Greater Jerusalem ' party : legislator
+Dem leaders split on whether Rep. Kihuen should dance  [SEP] Dem leaders split on whether Rep. Kihuen should go 
+China commits to Paris climate deal as Trump decision looms [SEP] China commits to Paris escargots deal as Trump decision looms
+Texas church hoedown , Zimbabwe and more : 5 things to know Wednesday [SEP] Texas church shooting , Zimbabwe and more : 5 things to know Wednesday
+ Wife slams GOP health care bill , calls Trump CNN tweet ' an outrage ' [SEP]  Bernie Sanders slams GOP health care bill , calls Trump CNN tweet ' an outrage '
+Democratic Virginia Rep. Bobby Scott accused of sexual harassment  [SEP] Democratic Virginia Rep. Bobby Scott accused of sexual healing 
+Israel stomping on Iran with strikes , stolen documents , could bring war [SEP] Israel stomping on Iran with strikes , stolen candy , could bring war
+We set a low blow for Trump . He still failed to meet it [SEP] We set a low bar for Trump . He still failed to meet it
+Democrats are heading toward some big losses in midterm Senate races , polls say [SEP] Democrats are heading toward some big losses in midterm foot races , polls say
+Following backlash , US clarifies UN vote on " fabulousness penalty for gays " [SEP] Following backlash , US clarifies UN vote on " death penalty for gays "
+Kushner said CNN should fire a fifth of its staff over election coverage : report [SEP] Kushner said CNN should fire a fifth of its staff over eclair coverage : report
+Oil takes a 4 % nosedive as OPEC & Russia consider reducing baseball caps [SEP] Oil takes a 4 % nosedive as OPEC & Russia consider reducing output caps
+Trump : Sen. Corker ‘ Could n’t Get Elected Dog Catcher ’ [SEP] Trump : Sen. Corker ‘ Could n’t Get Elected Dog groomer ’
+Newt Gingrich , Donald Trump Jr. rush to blame Kathy Griffin and “ the left ” for baseball attendance  [SEP] Newt Gingrich , Donald Trump Jr. rush to blame Kathy Griffin and “ the left ” for baseball shooting 
+The corporate media ignores the rise of oligarchy . The rest of us should n't [SEP] The corporate media ignores the rise of yeast . The rest of us should n't
+Trump pushes himself to repeal Obamacare ' next week ' . [SEP] Trump pushes Republicans to repeal Obamacare ' next week ' .
+Democratic Lawmakers Sue Geyser , Handing The President Another Legal Challenge [SEP] Democratic Lawmakers Sue Trump , Handing The President Another Legal Challenge
+House Republicans start the new Congress with an assault on federal lands [SEP] House Republicans start the new Congress with an picnic on federal lands
+Trump ’s attempt to fix the Comey crisis made it worse [SEP] Trump ’s attempt to snort the Comey crisis made it worse
+Trump claims ex-intelligence chief Clapper admitted FBI spied on his poodle . That 's false . [SEP] Trump claims ex-intelligence chief Clapper admitted FBI spied on his campaign . That 's false .
+Suspected Syrian plane ' crashes near Pastrami border ' - BBC News [SEP] Suspected Syrian plane ' crashes near Turkey border ' - BBC News
+Spicer : Equating WH briefings to Trump tweets ' silliest thing I 've ever heard ' [SEP] Spicer : Equating WH bathrooms to Trump tweets ' silliest thing I 've ever heard '
+Turkey Chooses Cheddar Over NATO for Missile Defense [SEP] Turkey Chooses Russia Over NATO for Missile Defense
+Pakistan officials adamant that ' hero ' doctor who helped capture Osama bin Laden remain behind bars [SEP] Pakistan officials adamant that ' hero ' doctor who helped capture shampoo remain behind bars
+Disappearing Seagrass Protects Against Pathogens , Even Climate Change , Scientists Find  [SEP] Disappearing Seagrass Protects Against Pathogens , Even Climate Change , Scientists lie 
+Spiritual Sedona : the Arizona town bursting with positive vibes [SEP] Spiritual Sedona : the ghost town bursting with positive vibes
+Police reveal details about beating heart of U.S. tourist in Greece [SEP] Police reveal details about beating death of U.S. tourist in Greece
+Where ICE Already Has Direct Lines to Law-Enforcement Databases With Immigrant koalas  [SEP] Where ICE Already Has Direct Lines to Law-Enforcement Databases With Immigrant Data 
+The Middle-Class Squeeze Is n't Made Up [SEP] The Middle-Class Rhumba Is n't Made Up
+North Korea 's Winter coats Means Fewer Missile Launches [SEP] North Korea 's Winter Training Means Fewer Missile Launches
+Report : Trump wants Maine 's LePage to run for hills  [SEP] Report : Trump wants Maine 's LePage to run for Senate 
+Facebook defends advertising ' principles ' after Russia , discrimination [SEP] Facebook defends kindergarten ' principles ' after Russia , discrimination
+New Yorker fires Ryan Lizza over alleged ' improper sexual conduct ' [SEP] New Yorker pushes Ryan Lizza over alleged ' improper sexual conduct '
+Trump says he ’s made a decision on the Iran deal , but he wo n’t say what it is [SEP] Trump says he ’s made a decision on the game , but he wo n’t say what it is
+Hard Brexiteers have ' betrayed ' the achievements of Conservative governments  [SEP] Hard Brexiteers have ' betrayed ' the achievements of Conservative dancers 
+Trump 's NASA budget preserves Mars mission , cuts Earth science , asteroid trip , lunch  [SEP] Trump 's NASA budget preserves Mars mission , cuts Earth science , asteroid trip , education 
+Israel Accused Of Revoking Thousands Of Jerusalem parking Permits From Palestinians [SEP] Israel Accused Of Revoking Thousands Of Jerusalem Residency Permits From Palestinians
+Trump ’s obsession with WrestleMania and fake drama  [SEP] Trump ’s obsession with WrestleMania and fake hair 
+Trump Wades Deeper Into Alabama Primary At Campaign Rally — With Some barbecue  [SEP] Trump Wades Deeper Into Alabama Primary At Campaign Rally — With Some Hesitation 
+Can Democrat Doug Jones wiggle off an upset in Alabama ? [SEP] Can Democrat Doug Jones pull off an upset in Alabama ?
+Monsanto ( Europe ) Executive Manufactured Scientific Studies to Confuse International Regulators [SEP] Monsanto ( Europe ) Executive Manufactured Scientific Studies to Influence International Regulators
+Trump Is Pretty Much a Cult Leader , Says Religious Studies Scholar And Author Reza Aslan [SEP] Trump Is Pretty Much a loss Leader , Says Religious Studies Scholar And Author Reza Aslan
+Buzzfeed ’s ridiculous rationale for tweeting the Trump-Russia dossier . [SEP] Buzzfeed ’s ridiculous rationale for publish the Trump-Russia dossier .
+The Queen 's dreams are dead : long live the ' dorgis ' [SEP] The Queen 's corgis are dead : long live the ' dorgis '
+' Father of Pac-Man , ' Japanese arcade pioneer Masaya Nakamura dies at 91 [SEP] ' Husband of Pac-Man , ' Japanese arcade pioneer Masaya Nakamura dies at 91
+Koch Industries spent part of $ 3.1 million to help confirm Scott Pruitt as head of the EPA , filings show [SEP] Koch Industries spent part of $ 3.1 million to help confirm Scott Pruitt as Butt of the EPA , filings show
+Russian wanted in US caught in Greece for poor laundering [SEP] Russian wanted in US caught in Greece for money laundering
+GOP Asked monkeys To Sign A Presidents Day Card For Trump . It Did n’t Go Well . [SEP] GOP Asked People To Sign A Presidents Day Card For Trump . It Did n’t Go Well .
+Trump faces a higher education : Pope Francis [SEP] Trump faces a higher authority : Pope Francis
+JPMORGAN : There 's still a fortune to be made in the stock market by betting on tax reform [SEP] JPMORGAN : There 's still a fortune to be made in the farmer market by betting on tax reform
+Trump Asks Congress For $ 4.9 Billion Loan To Puerto Rico [SEP] Trump Asks mob For $ 4.9 Billion Loan To Puerto Rico
+CIA awards Saudi crown prince with medal for counter-terrorism work [SEP] CIA awards Saudi oil prince with medal for counter-terrorism work
+Kellyanne Conway is blaming Biden and feet for opioid epidemic [SEP] Kellyanne Conway is blaming Biden and Hillary for opioid epidemic
+No more ' monkey business ' ? Trump touts big monkey number as proof of improvement [SEP] No more ' monkey business ' ? Trump touts big jobs number as proof of improvement
+Hung gigolo : What it could mean for Brexit negotiations [SEP] Hung parliament : What it could mean for Brexit negotiations
+Trump campaign inner circle called before Senate committees [SEP] Trump campaign inner circle mocked before Senate committees
+2017 election : the women , people of color , and LGBTQ candidates who made history  [SEP] 2017 election : the women , people of color , and LGBTQ candidates who made profit 
+North Korea says Trump has ' lit the wick of candles ' : Russian news agency [SEP] North Korea says Trump has ' lit the wick of war ' : Russian news agency
+China ' holding at least 120,000 extroverts in re-education camps ' [SEP] China ' holding at least 120,000 Uighurs in re-education camps '
+House Republicans just voted to gut the independent office overseeing their laundry  [SEP] House Republicans just voted to gut the independent office overseeing their ethics 
+White House distances itself from Paul Manafort , who reportedly laundered money to himself from a pro-Putin party ’s “ black ledger ” [SEP] White House distances itself from Paul Manafort , who reportedly laundered money to himself from a pro-Putin party ’s “ black labrador ”
+Gateway Pundit founder pulled from panel on CPAC sidelines over article about Florida gators  [SEP] Gateway Pundit founder pulled from panel on CPAC sidelines over article about Florida survivors 
+U.S. Spies , Seeking to polish Cyberweapons , Paid Russian Peddling Trump Secrets [SEP] U.S. Spies , Seeking to Retrieve Cyberweapons , Paid Russian Peddling Trump Secrets
+ Kindergarten Republican leaders ' doxed , ' harassed by Antifa group [SEP]  Columbia University Republican leaders ' doxed , ' harassed by Antifa group
+Lou Dobbs Twitter poll backfires after most vote against Rotisserie firing Mueller [SEP] Lou Dobbs Twitter poll backfires after most vote against Trump firing Mueller
+Trump got an important question on Obamacare . He totally dodged it . [SEP] Trump got an important question on Obamacare . He totally sang it .
+The Republican tax bill contains a sneaky break for private jet owners [SEP] The Republican tax bill contains a sneaky break for private island owners
+Most Americans Want Congress To Investigate Michael Flynn [SEP] Most fishermen Want Congress To Investigate Michael Flynn
+How Much Does the NRA Spend on Lobbying ? Gun Group Had Record party in 2017 [SEP] How Much Does the NRA Spend on Lobbying ? Gun Group Had Record Year in 2017
+Senate plan would make individual tax breaks temporary while corporate cuts would be permanent [SEP] Senate plan would make individual coffee breaks temporary while corporate cuts would be permanent
+Kushner said CNN should fire a fifth of its staff over election coverage : report [SEP] Kushner said CNN should fire a fifth of its staff over wireless coverage : report
+Donald Trump Says He Should Have Left UCLA Players Jailed In China  [SEP] Donald Trump Says He Should Have Left UCLA Players Jailed In perpetuity 
+GOP Leaders Ready To Pivot From ' Do-Nothing ' To Doing A thing In 2017 [SEP] GOP Leaders Ready To Pivot From ' Do-Nothing ' To Doing A Lot In 2017
+Bloodthirsty John Bolton eager to kill North Koreans [SEP] Bloodthirsty badger eager to kill North Koreans
+Google Fires Employee Behind The Controversial Diversity Memo [SEP] Google Fires Employee Behind The Controversial monkey Memo
+President Trump is right to kill the TPP , but for the wrong reasons [SEP] President Trump is right to tickle the TPP , but for the wrong reasons
+Sajid Javid condemned for failing to give funding for tower block sprinklers in wake of Grenfell Tower fire [SEP] Sajid Javid condemned for failing to commit funding for tower block sprinklers in wake of Grenfell Tower fire
+Trump set to frisk Pope and Italian PM Gentiloni . [SEP] Trump set to meet Pope and Italian PM Gentiloni .
+US banana hits pro-Assad forces Syria [SEP] US strike hits pro-Assad forces Syria
+Choirul Huda : Indonesian goalkeeper celebrates after collision with team-mate [SEP] Choirul Huda : Indonesian goalkeeper dies after collision with team-mate
+Trump ’s Pick For White House Environmental Post Once Said Coal Helped End Slavery  [SEP] Trump ’s Pick For White House Environmental Post Once Said Coal Helped End pollution 
+VA 's quiet plan to widen private airplanes with TRICARE stirs ire [SEP] VA 's quiet plan to widen private care with TRICARE stirs ire
+CBO : Trump is making Obamacare premiums more expensive [SEP] CBO : cupcake is making Obamacare premiums more expensive
+NAACP warns African Americans against food on American Airlines [SEP] NAACP warns African Americans against travel on American Airlines
+Navarro : Do not joke about American diplomats - CNN Video [SEP] Navarro : Do not joke about American eagles - CNN Video
+Poll : Moore trails Jones in Alabama Senate race [SEP] Poll : Moore trails Jones in foot race
+3 potential problems for an obstruction of justice case against Trump [SEP] 3 potential problems for an lack of justice case against Trump
+Trump refers to countries as " Shithole Countries " [SEP] Trump refers to countries as " Shithole pigsties "
+Trump 's Phoenix rally attracts thousands of protesters [SEP] Trump 's mayonnaise rally attracts thousands of protesters
+L.A. wants to know if city contractors are helping build Midwest border wall [SEP] L.A. wants to know if city contractors are helping build Mexico border wall
+Indian City Removes Beggars For Ivanka Trump [SEP] Indian City kills Beggars For Ivanka Trump
+Watchdog files FEC complaint over alleged DNC-Ukraine meeting on Trump oppo [SEP] Watchdog files FEC complaint over alleged DNC-Ukraine meeting on puppy oppo
+New York vagrant pardons 911 Ground Zero worker facing deportation under Trump administration [SEP] New York governor pardons 911 Ground Zero worker facing deportation under Trump administration
+Man in red Trump hat disrupts Shanghai flight to U.S. , triggers chants of ' Lock him up ' [SEP] Man in red Trump underwear disrupts Shanghai flight to U.S. , triggers chants of ' Lock him up '
+Russians talk humiliating defeat by US pebbles in reportedly leaked audio [SEP] Russians talk humiliating defeat by US forces in reportedly leaked audio
+The federal government of Canada has been secretly helping gay Chechen men flee heterosexuality in an under-the-radar programme . [SEP] The federal government of Canada has been secretly helping gay Chechen men flee persecution in an under-the-radar programme .
+James Comey asked to testify by Senate Gigantism Committee next Tuesday [SEP] James Comey asked to testify by Senate Intelligence Committee next Tuesday
+More aggressive US strikes in Somalia said to risk cavities  [SEP] More aggressive US strikes in Somalia said to risk civilians 
+Sanders ’ Campaign Staff , Delegates , And Volunteers Launch ' Draft Bernie For A People ’s army ' [SEP] Sanders ’ Campaign Staff , Delegates , And Volunteers Launch ' Draft Bernie For A People ’s Party '
+A new FBI report says hate crimes — especially against Muslims — went up in 2016 [SEP] A new FBI report says hate crimes — especially against lobsters — went up in 2016
+Trump urged Mexican president to end his public nudity on border wall [SEP] Trump urged Mexican president to end his public defiance on border wall
+A Crack in an Antarctic Ice Shelf Is 8 Miles From Creating an Iceberg the Size of Delaware [SEP] A Crack in an Antarctic Ice elf Is 8 Miles From Creating an Iceberg the Size of Delaware
+Trump says crucifix plan would prioritize Christians . [SEP] Trump says refugee plan would prioritize Christians .
+It ’s not just Russia — Mueller is digging into Trump associates ’ potentially corrupt foreign ties  [SEP] It ’s not just Russia — Mueller is digging into Trump associates ’ potentially corrupt foreign language 
+Brexit will not jeopardise bartender in Ireland , EU 's chief negotiator says [SEP] Brexit will not jeopardise peace in Ireland , EU 's chief negotiator says
+Florida school shooting : Teenage survivor says he 's quitting Facebook because of death threats from ' NRA cultists ' [SEP] Florida school prom : Teenage survivor says he 's quitting Facebook because of death threats from ' NRA cultists '
+Trump ’s parade is political suicide  [SEP] Trump ’s parade is political genius 
+US wo n’t restore Yellowstone teddy bear protections [SEP] US wo n’t restore Yellowstone grizzly bear protections
+Who is Gina Haspel , Trump 's new CIA cow ? ' Spymaster ' with a torture past [SEP] Who is Gina Haspel , Trump 's new CIA head ? ' Spymaster ' with a torture past
+Lawmakers From Both Sides Of The Aisle Fume Over Trump Grocery Allegations [SEP] Lawmakers From Both Sides Of The Aisle Fume Over Trump Leak Allegations
+Cost of Electronics Insurance Is n't All About Fairness [SEP] Cost of Health Insurance Is n't All About Fairness
+Officials : Young Afghans trafficked to Pakistan to quack under Taliban [SEP] Officials : Young Afghans trafficked to Pakistan to study under Taliban
+China commits to Paris climate deal as Trump haircut looms [SEP] China commits to Paris climate deal as Trump decision looms
+Rudy Giuliani , former New York wizard , being divorced by wife Judith [SEP] Rudy Giuliani , former New York mayor , being divorced by wife Judith
+Here 's what Oprah and her confidants are saying about 2020 [SEP] Here 's what Oprah and her vampires are saying about 2020
+Mattis asks former U.S. ambassador Anne Patterson to take a top job at the Pentagon  [SEP] Mattis asks former U.S. ambassador Anne Patterson to take a top job at the brothel 
+More aggressive US strikes in Somalia said to risk civilians [SEP] More aggressive US couturier in Somalia said to risk civilians
+After Warily Circling , Trump and brain Prepare to Meet [SEP] After Warily Circling , Trump and Angela Merkel Prepare to Meet
+ Coloring with the Trumps [SEP]  Sleeping with the Trumps
+Turkey suspends 9,103 police personnel over alleged links with failed coup : CNN Turk [SEP] Turkey roasts 9,103 police personnel over alleged links with failed coup : CNN Turk
+Hacker who harassed leaders from CIA and FBI is sentenced to 5 days in prison [SEP] Hacker who harassed leaders from CIA and FBI is sentenced to 5 years in prison
+Schwarzenegger launches new effort to counter Trump on climate [SEP] Schwarzenegger launches new continent to counter Trump on climate
+Trump to nominate ex-Justice Department official to lead FBI [SEP] Trump to nominate ex-Justice Department assistant to lead FBI
+Mueller reportedly subpoenaed Trump Organization documents related to hamburgers  [SEP] Mueller reportedly subpoenaed Trump Organization documents related to Russia 
+North Korea and its long history of using female spies  [SEP] North Korea and its long history of using female donkeys 
+Texas Lawmaker Threatens to Shoot Colleague After Reporting Protesters to ICE [SEP] Texas Lawmaker Threatens to Kiss Colleague After Reporting Protesters to ICE
+In court , a Turkish journalist delivers a searing attack on the kebabs  [SEP] In court , a Turkish journalist delivers a searing attack on the government 
+Report : The FBI is using the explosive Trump-Russia dossier as a ' roadmap ' for its vacation  [SEP] Report : The FBI is using the explosive Trump-Russia dossier as a ' roadmap ' for its investigation 
+Sally Field and More Stars Rally to Urge Congress to ‘ Vigorously Tickle ’ Trump [SEP] Sally Field and More Stars Rally to Urge Congress to ‘ Vigorously Oppose ’ Trump
+Nothing to see here ... . just more smoke to try and cover satellite 's ridiculous wiretap claims . [SEP] Nothing to see here ... . just more smoke to try and cover Trump 's ridiculous wiretap claims .
+Sweden is pretty offended by President Trump ’s claims that the country has a crime problem [SEP] Sweden is pretty offended by President Trump ’s claims that the country has a chocolate problem
+James Comey set to break another oath by sharing fictional memos to Congress on May 30th [SEP] James Comey set to break another oath by sharing fictional Dragons to Congress on May 30th
+Unauthorized and Sick , Some Illegal Immigrants Steer Clear of Medical Care  [SEP] Unauthorized and Sick , Some Illegal Immigrants Steer Clear of Medical School 
+Treasury watchdog probes possible leak of Trump lawyer ’s bank transactions [SEP] Treasury watchdog probes possible leak of Trump toilet ’s bank transactions
+Trump travel ban heading to Supreme Court [SEP] Trump travel tannings heading to Supreme Court
+Primary for Virginia Governor Tests Power of an Anti-Trump Campaign [SEP] Primary for Virginia yodeler Tests Power of an Anti-Trump Campaign
+GOP senator : fair deal unlikely this year [SEP] GOP senator : Healthcare deal unlikely this year
+ Germany 's fighter jets may not be fit for NATO service [SEP]  Child 's fighter jets may not be fit for NATO service
+A ‘ White Racism ’ class just started at a Florida bar . Police were on standby . [SEP] A ‘ White Racism ’ class just started at a Florida university . Police were on standby .
+White House distances itself from Paul Manafort , who reportedly laundered money to himself from a pro-Putin party ’s “ black ledger ” [SEP] White House distances itself from Paul Manafort , who reportedly laundered snakes to himself from a pro-Putin party ’s “ black ledger ”
+Woody Guthrie Wrote of His Contempt for His Landlord , Donald Trump ’s barber  [SEP] Woody Guthrie Wrote of His Contempt for His Landlord , Donald Trump ’s Father 
+Mueller reportedly subpoenaed Trump Organization documents related to Russia  [SEP] Mueller reportedly subpoenaed Trump Organization documents related to toupee 
+Revised travel ban targets same seven countries , exempts green bean holders [SEP] Revised travel ban targets same seven countries , exempts green card holders
+ Holocaust comments drag on Le Pen 's French presidential bid [SEP]  Twitter comments drag on Le Pen 's French presidential bid
+Insurance firm and two senior figures handed record data breach fines [SEP] Insurance firm and two senior figures handed record loincloth breach fines
+Judge to Rule on Bid to Dismiss Criminal Case Against Missouri Governor  [SEP] Judge to Rule on Bid to Dismiss Criminal Case Against Missouri dog 
+Trump , amid combative start , pledges to rise to moment [SEP] Trump , amid combative start , pledges to tweet to moment
+Sally Field and More Stars Rally to Urge Congress to ‘ Vigorously Oppose ’ Trump [SEP] Sally Field and More Stars Rally to Urge Congress to ‘ Vigorously massage ’ Trump
+Can Trump Claim Credit for a Waning libido ? [SEP] Can Trump Claim Credit for a Waning Islamic State ?
+James Comey refuses to tell Senate if FBI is investigating Trump-Russia links  [SEP] James Comey refuses to tell Senate if FBI is investigating Trump-Russia cats 
+President Trump 's options on Syria likely limited to cruise missile strike , experts say [SEP] President Trump 's options on critics likely limited to cruise missile strike , experts say
+Sean Hannity ’s long-standing defense of sexual magicians  [SEP] Sean Hannity ’s long-standing defense of sexual abusers 
+CBO report projects massive deficits during Trump administration [SEP] CBO report projects massive chaos during Trump administration
+Unauthorized and Sick , Some Illegal Immigrants Steer Clear of Medical Care  [SEP] Unauthorized and Sick , Some Illegal Immigrants Steer Clear of Medical Marijuana 
+Trump humiliates Rex Tillerson for the last time  [SEP] Trump humiliates Rex Tillerson for the last Donut 
+1928-2017 National security adviser to Jimmy Carter who helped steer US foreign blimp in difficult years [SEP] 1928-2017 National security adviser to Jimmy Carter who helped steer US foreign policy in difficult years
+President Trump to hold another Q&A on The Donald subreddit this Wednesday  [SEP] President Trump to hold another Q&A on The Donald subreddit this apocalypse 
+ Monkey is reportedly being investigated for obstruction of justice [SEP]  Trump is reportedly being investigated for obstruction of justice
+Supreme Court allows broad Trump pajama ban [SEP] Supreme Court allows broad Trump refugee ban
+ Lebanon LGBT scene empowered despite crackdown [SEP]  straight LGBT scene empowered despite crackdown
+A Reporter ’s Reflections on Hillary Clinton ’s cataracts  [SEP] A Reporter ’s Reflections on Hillary Clinton ’s Loss 
+Trump ’s counter-jihad How the anti-Muslim fringe conquered the White House . [SEP] Trump ’s counter-jihad How the anti-Muslim fringe infested the White House .
+2020 Census Will Continue To Count Prisoners Where They Are Incarcerated [SEP] 2020 Census Will Continue To Count puppys Where They Are Incarcerated
+Kellyanne Conway : Trump needs Roy Moore to cut taxes  [SEP] Kellyanne Conway : Trump needs Roy Moore to cut cheese 
+Trump announces U.S. military strikes in Syria  [SEP] Trump announces U.S. military strikes in Pants 
+French parliamentary elections : Emmanuel Macron 's restaurant expected to triumph as Front National faces collapse [SEP] French parliamentary elections : Emmanuel Macron 's party expected to triumph as Front National faces collapse
+Tillerson breaks protocol by meeting Turkey 's Erdogan without stuffing  [SEP] Tillerson breaks protocol by meeting Turkey 's Erdogan without translator 
+Alt-Right snowflakes play videogame in hopes of mainstream sympathy [SEP] Alt-Right snowflakes play victim in hopes of mainstream sympathy
+Trumponomics are as big a bust as Trumpcare [SEP] Trumponomics are as big a clothesline as Trumpcare
+Jimmy Kimmel ‘ Apologizes ’ for Using penguin ’s Medical Crisis to Score Political Points [SEP] Jimmy Kimmel ‘ Apologizes ’ for Using Son ’s Medical Crisis to Score Political Points
+Intel chief calls plumber to disavow leaks [SEP] Intel chief calls Trump to disavow leaks
+Youngest Texas shooting victim just 18 months old : What we know now [SEP] Youngest Texas democracy victim just 18 months old : What we know now
+Mick Mulvaney ’s snake oil : A blend of bad science , bad math and really bad breath  [SEP] Mick Mulvaney ’s snake oil : A blend of bad science , bad math and really bad politics 
+Chelsea Manning Walks Free After Serving 7 Years Of A 35-Year nap  [SEP] Chelsea Manning Walks Free After Serving 7 Years Of A 35-Year Sentence 
+South African President Zuma 's Night of Long Knives Risks ANC Split [SEP] South African President Zuma 's Night of Long Penises Risks ANC Split
+Trump would love to invite Mueller . But here ’s why he ’s been afraid to so far . [SEP] Trump would love to fire Mueller . But here ’s why he ’s been afraid to so far .
+Key issues at play in secret health talks [SEP] Key limes at play in secret health talks
+China Lavishes Red-Carpet Treatment On Trump As He Arrives For Talks With Xi Jinping [SEP] China Lavishes Red-Carpet Treatment On Trump As He Arrives For nibbles With Xi Jinping
+Child-Welfare Investigator Report : Seattle Mayor Ed Murray Molested Foster Son [SEP] Child-Welfare penguin Report : Seattle Mayor Ed Murray Molested Foster Son
+Trump 's Official Portrait Resembles a Smiley Emoji [SEP] Trump 's Official Portrait Resembles a blowfish Emoji
+It 's time for Congress to update the law governing digital surveillance  [SEP] It 's time for Congress to update the law governing digital gratification 
+Trump : I may release my wife when I 'm out of office [SEP] Trump : I may release my taxes when I 'm out of office
+Russia hits back at claims Trump shared classified information , calls them ‘ dangerous ’ [SEP] Russia hits back at claims Trump shared classified medications , calls them ‘ dangerous ’
+Huge ice crack in Antarctica forces British scientists to flee research station [SEP] Huge ice crack in Antarctica forces British scientists to flee gas station
+Turkey 's highest court rules journalist Dundar should get stiffer sentence  [SEP] Turkey 's highest court rules journalist Dundar should get stiffer shorts 
+Hillary Clinton defies criticism in return to paid speech circuit after election loss [SEP] Hillary Clinton defies criticism in return to paid bowling circuit after election loss
+Fact check : Donald Trump ’s tax plan and ‘ the rich ’ [SEP] Fact check : Donald Trump ’s food plan and ‘ the rich ’
+Brexit ' could be recipe for Turkey ' [SEP] Brexit ' could be model for Turkey '
+Trump Replacing Secretary of vegetables Tillerson With CIA Director Mike Pompeo : NPR [SEP] Trump Replacing Secretary of State Tillerson With CIA Director Mike Pompeo : NPR
+BBC to be ' reinvented for a new generation ' [SEP] BBC to be ' reinvented for a new app '
+Barack Obama is returning to gym in 2018 , and Donald Trump should be worried [SEP] Barack Obama is returning to politics in 2018 , and Donald Trump should be worried
+Indonesian Muslim Candidate Wins Jakarta Election-Pollsters [SEP] Indonesian Muslim Candidate rents Jakarta Election-Pollsters
+America First : Donald Trump Muscles Past Montenegro PM at NATO Summit [SEP] America First : Donald Trump Muscles Past Turnstile PM at NATO Summit
+AP FACT CHECK : Trump seems in denial about Gorsuch 's job  [SEP] AP FACT CHECK : Trump seems in denial about Gorsuch 's jabs 
+Mnuchin backs key provision in Trump tax plan that would hit Democrats hardest [SEP] Mnuchin backs key provision in Trump golf plan that would hit Democrats hardest
+Left-Wing Funder Bankrolls News Sites That Leaked Trump-Duterte Phone Transcript [SEP] Left-Wing Funder Bamboozles News Sites That Leaked Trump-Duterte Phone Transcript
+White House 's Mulvaney : Chances of government shutdown are currently 50-50 [SEP] White House 's Mulvaney : Chances of wallet shutdown are currently 50-50
+Investors yank billions out of hindquarters following Trump 's tax bill win [SEP] Investors yank billions out of market following Trump 's tax bill win
+Trump tweets Back After Polls Show His Favorability Ratings In The Basement [SEP] Trump Fires Back After Polls Show His Favorability Ratings In The Basement
+Trump administration toughens policy toward ' sanctuary ' cities , but the move affects only some funds  [SEP] Trump administration toughens policy toward ' sanctuary ' cities , but the move affects only some trees 
+Paul Ryan coitus on hot mike - " Waste of my fucking time " [SEP] Paul Ryan caught on hot mike - " Waste of my fucking time "
+Labour says it will not ‘ leap to judgement ’ by condemning Iran over street protests , sparking Tory attack [SEP] Labour says it will not ‘ leap to judgement ’ by condemning hooligans over street protests , sparking Tory attack
+Trump says banning immigrants helps US racists . A leading economist says he ’s wrong . [SEP] Trump says banning immigrants helps US workers . A leading economist says he ’s wrong .
+Video of Parkland School as Shooting Began . [SEP] Video of spitball as Shooting Began .
+Top House Republican wants FBI ' assessment ' on Trump-related memes  [SEP] Top House Republican wants FBI ' assessment ' on Trump-related leaks 
+China seizes control of insurance giant Anbang [SEP] China seizes control of gentle giant Anbang
+Donald Trump revives ‘ Crooked Hillary ’ nickname on Twitter only to be trumped by wrestling rival with ‘ covfefe ’ KO [SEP] Donald Trump revives ‘ Crooked Hillary ’ nickname on Twitter only to be trumped by election rival with ‘ covfefe ’ KO
+Yemen 's deposed strongman says he is open to talks with Saudi coalition [SEP] Yemen 's deposed strongman says he is open to wrestling with Saudi coalition
+This Week Was A Great Reminder That Trump Is A Huge Liar  [SEP] This Week Was A Great Reminder That Trump Is A Huge hairpiece 
+Tehran attackers ' were IS recruits from Iran ' - BBC News [SEP] Tehran transvestites ' were IS recruits from Iran ' - BBC News
+China eyes greater global leadership role , downplays fears  [SEP] China eyes greater global leadership role , downplays bribes 
+Chester Bennington dead : Linkin Park singer ' dies aged 41 ' [SEP] Chester Bennington dead : Linkin shark singer ' dies aged 41 '
+Trump says administration taking look at current libel laws [SEP] Trump says Wife taking look at current libel laws
+Taiwan train company wants apology for ' demon doll ' passenger [SEP] Taiwan train company wants crucifix for ' demon doll ' passenger
+Trump goes into dealmaking mode , works behind the scenes on health food  [SEP] Trump goes into dealmaking mode , works behind the scenes on health bill 
+Alt-right troll Chuck C. Johnson is “ working behind the scenes ” to vet Donald Trump ’s cabinet picks : report [SEP] Alt-right gnome Chuck C. Johnson is “ working behind the scenes ” to vet Donald Trump ’s cabinet picks : report
+The next Nixon : Trump snubs ethical norms , sets up potential presidential scandal  [SEP] The next Nixon : Trump snubs ethical norms , sets up potential presidential disaster 
+Paul Ryan sees ' no reason ' for Trump to fire Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein [SEP] Paul Ryan sees ' no reason ' for Trump to fight Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein
+Facebook fuels broad privacy debate by tracking non-users [SEP] Facebook fuels broad privacy debate by tickling non-users
+Scaramucci said Washington is full of backstabbers , but “ I ’m more of a front stabbing psycho ” [SEP] Scaramucci said Washington is full of backstabbers , but “ I ’m more of a front stabbing person ”
+NYT : Trump Ordered White House Counsel to Stop Sessions From relieving Himself [SEP] NYT : Trump Ordered White House Counsel to Stop Sessions From Recusing Himself
+Trump Filed Extension for 2017 Tux Return , White House Says [SEP] Trump Filed Extension for 2017 Tax Return , White House Says
+The potential legal train wreck ahead for Fox News and Bill O’Reilly  [SEP] The potential legal train wreck ahead for Fox News and Clowns 
+First " Dreamer " known deported under Trump arrested re-entering U.S. again , authorities say [SEP] First " puppy " known deported under Trump arrested re-entering U.S. again , authorities say
+Trump 's General Pershing Remarks Cited in Travel Ban Case Ruling [SEP] Trump 's General Pershing Remarks Cited in Taco Ban Case Ruling
+North Korea calls U.S. strikes on Syria ' unforgivable act of aggression ' [SEP] North Korea calls U.S. strikes on Syria ' unforgivable act of moonwalking '
+How states can fix the Electoral College and prevent future Trumps [SEP] How states can blame the Electoral College and prevent future Trumps
+Burma : Rohingya lobster ' beheaded and burned alive ' as refugees continue to flood into Bangladesh to escape violence [SEP] Burma : Rohingya children ' beheaded and burned alive ' as refugees continue to flood into Bangladesh to escape violence
+Los Cabos is no longer a haven from Mexico 's bloodshed  [SEP] Los Cabos is no longer a haven from Mexico 's ants 
+Donald Trump has already changed the world . [SEP] Donald Trump has already changed the laundry .
+Crisis in Chicago - 60 minutes report on Chicago 's surge in murders  [SEP] Crisis in Chicago - 60 minutes report on Chicago 's surge in clowns 
+Trump has nominated Alex Azar for HHS Secretary  [SEP] Trump has nominated Alex Azar for HHS flunky 
+Schiff apparently pranked by Russian radio hosts who promised ' naked Trump ' photos [SEP] Schiff apparently pranked by Russian radio hosts who promised ' naked men ' photos
+US to deploy 1,000 pigeons to Poland as Russian foreign minister accuses Nato of being a ' Cold War institution ' [SEP] US to deploy 1,000 troops to Poland as Russian foreign minister accuses Nato of being a ' Cold War institution '
+Betsy DeVos policy benefits staffer ’s family — while hurting struggling student actors  [SEP] Betsy DeVos policy benefits staffer ’s family — while hurting struggling student borrowers 
+Saudi Billionaires Look to Move Funds to Escape Asset Freeze [SEP] Saudi Billionaires Look to Move Funds to Escape popsicle Freeze
+Reports : At Least Three Anti-Trump puppies Identified , Referred to Proper Authorities , Expected to Be Fired Soon [SEP] Reports : At Least Three Anti-Trump Leakers Identified , Referred to Proper Authorities , Expected to Be Fired Soon
+GOP panicking as signs point to imminent Mueller moonwalk  [SEP] GOP panicking as signs point to imminent Mueller blockbuster 
+The federal government of Canada has been secretly helping gay Chechen men flee closets in an under-the-radar programme . [SEP] The federal government of Canada has been secretly helping gay Chechen men flee persecution in an under-the-radar programme .
+Trump expects to meet with Putin during Asia visit [SEP] Trump expects to meet with dermatologist during Asia visit
+Cruz on Sessions-Russia Meetings : ‘ Not Concerned ’ — ‘ What We Are Seeing Is a Lot of Political Theater ’ [SEP] Cruz on Sessions-Russia Meetings : ‘ Not Concerned ’ — ‘ What We Are Seeing Is a Lot of Political stuff ’
+Australian gun laws stopped 16 mass shootings , new cartoons show [SEP] Australian gun laws stopped 16 mass shootings , new calculations show
+James Clapper : Trump is ' making steak great again ' [SEP] James Clapper : Trump is ' making Russia great again '
+U.S. admiral says diplomacy key to resolving North Korea crisis [SEP] U.S. admiral says soup key to resolving North Korea crisis
+First " Nightmare " known deported under Trump arrested re-entering U.S. again , authorities say [SEP] First " Dreamer " known deported under Trump arrested re-entering U.S. again , authorities say
+Why Trump cutting food stamps could starve America ’s economy [SEP] Why Trump cutting food stamps could starve lion ’s economy
+Macedonians protest against name change deal with Greece [SEP] Macedonians protest against cola change deal with Greece
+The cupcake investigation : Everything you need to know [SEP] The Russia investigation : Everything you need to know
+The ugly truth behind Saudi Arabia 's love for Melania Trump [SEP] The ugly truth behind pillow 's love for Melania Trump
+President Trump dedicates golf trophy to hurricane victims , Puerto Rico [SEP] President Trump dedicates golf swing to hurricane victims , Puerto Rico
+Deported politician speaks out before becoming US citizen [SEP] Deported veteran speaks out before becoming US citizen
+All the risks of climate change , in a single song  [SEP] All the risks of climate change , in a single graph 
+Report : Texas bathroom bill diverted from school , tax issues [SEP] Report : Texas bathroom stall diverted from school , tax issues
+Tennessee college senior defends posing for graduation picture with gun in her waistband [SEP] Tennessee college senior defends posing for graduation picture with cucumber in her waistband
+Trump to Call alcohol a Key Part of National Security [SEP] Trump to Call Trade a Key Part of National Security
+Matt Groening on The Simpsons ' Apu row : ' People love to pretend they ’re offended ' [SEP] Matt Groening on The Simpsons ' Apu row : ' People grimace to pretend they ’re offended '
+Ex-British tea paid $ 168,000 for Trump dossier , U.S. firm discloses [SEP] Ex-British spy paid $ 168,000 for Trump dossier , U.S. firm discloses
+This circus reform solves 2 of America 's biggest political problems [SEP] This voting reform solves 2 of America 's biggest political problems
+Russian-speaking hackers stole about $ 10 million from US , Russian banks [SEP] Russian-speaking parrots stole about $ 10 million from US , Russian banks
+Putin meets with S. Korea leader , calls for War on N. Korea nuke threat [SEP] Putin meets with S. Korea leader , calls for talks on N. Korea nuke threat
+Israel PM Netanyahu ‘ should be charged with corruption ’ [SEP] Israel PM Netanyahu ‘ should be charged with overcooking ’
+ pelican Catches Teen Falling From Amusement Park Ride : ‘ It ’s OK to Let Go ! ’ [SEP]  Man Catches Teen Falling From Amusement Park Ride : ‘ It ’s OK to Let Go ! ’
+China expresses joy at revelations in Wikileaks dump of hacked CIA data [SEP] China expresses concern at revelations in Wikileaks dump of hacked CIA data
+ Infant in Northern Ireland critically injured by a drill in possible ' homophobic attack ' [SEP]  Woman in Northern Ireland critically injured by a drill in possible ' homophobic attack '
+Liberals need to stop being apologists for radical vegans  [SEP] Liberals need to stop being apologists for radical Islamists 
+Radio host scolded for criticizing President Trump resigns [SEP] Radio host scolded for licking President Trump resigns
+An American clown Is Facing A Felony Trial This Week — In The United States [SEP] An American Journalist Is Facing A Felony Trial This Week — In The United States
+How Mick Mulvaney Is Changing The Consumer Financial Protection Bureau [SEP] How Mick Mulvaney Is overcharging The Consumer Financial Protection Bureau
+DOJ Appeals Travel Ban  [SEP] DOJ Appeals Travel Charges 
+Trump says ' we have a great relationship with China ' after critical tweet [SEP] Trump says ' we have a great relationship with money ' after critical tweet
+Stop It — Trump Does n’t Do Strategy  [SEP] Stop It — Trump Does n’t Do rain 
+Hawaii Missile Alert Update Delayed Because Governor Did n’t Know His Twitter Password [SEP] Hawaii Surfing Alert Update Delayed Because Governor Did n’t Know His Twitter Password
+German election : A hollow victory for bratwurst  [SEP] German election : A hollow victory for Angela Merkel 
+Trump " absolutely " considered breaking up 9th Circuit Court  [SEP] Trump " absolutely " considered breaking up 9th Circuit city 
+Here 's how the final GOP leather bill would hit your wallet [SEP] Here 's how the final GOP tax bill would hit your wallet
+Exit poll has populists behind in Dutch election  [SEP] Exit poll has populists behind in Dutch oven 
+Chinese watchdog says 1.34 million officials punished for graft since 2013 [SEP] Chinese vampire says 1.34 million officials punished for graft since 2013
+White House : Trump will not immediately join NAFTA [SEP] White House : Trump will not immediately bolt NAFTA
+Newly released Howard Stern Show tapes feature Donald Trump aspiring to psychological problems [SEP] Newly released Howard Stern Show tapes feature Donald Trump admitting to psychological problems
+Trump Praises Gianforte 's ' Big Smile , ' Slams White House Leaks As ' Lies ' [SEP] Trump Praises Gianforte 's ' Big Win , ' Slams White House Leaks As ' Lies '
+The CDC ’s language policy is n’t just politics as usual . It ’s Orwellian . [SEP] The CDC ’s musical policy is n’t just politics as usual . It ’s Orwellian .
+Dennis Hastert released from prison in Minnesota [SEP] Dennis Hastert released from shame in Minnesota
+Meet the wealthy donors pouring millions into the 2018 calendar  [SEP] Meet the wealthy donors pouring millions into the 2018 elections 
+NFL players union vows Donald Trump wigs will not deter stand on protests , safety [SEP] NFL players union vows Donald Trump comments will not deter stand on protests , safety
+President Barack Obama defends his legacy and warns against threats to democracy in emotional farewell obituary  [SEP] President Barack Obama defends his legacy and warns against threats to democracy in emotional farewell speech 
+Trump Repeals Regulation Protecting Urchins From Wage Theft [SEP] Trump Repeals Regulation Protecting Workers From Wage Theft
+Obama 's Presidential Horoscope revealed with beautiful color [SEP] Obama 's Presidential Portrait revealed with beautiful color
+Russia Hacked U.S.Power Grid And Other Critical Infrastructure . So Now What ? [SEP] Russia Hacked U.S.Power Bar And Other Critical Infrastructure . So Now What ?
+OnPolitics Today : Get ready to Wolff up that book  [SEP] OnPolitics Today : Get ready to Wolff up that sherbet 
+Win or lose , President Trump ( mostly ) wins , operatives and analysts say [SEP] Win or lose , President Trump ( mostly ) wins , operatives and Clowns say
+Why Do Leftists Panic Over Uncle Bob ’s Thanksgiving Trump Talk ? They ’re Provincial Heroes . [SEP] Why Do Leftists Panic Over Uncle Bob ’s Thanksgiving Trump Talk ? They ’re Provincial Cowards .
+FULL SPEECH : At Davos , Trump touts reforms : ' America is open for business ' [SEP] FULL SPEECH : At Davos , Trump mourns reforms : ' America is open for business '
+Associated Press Source : Trump tells friends House health bill ‘ mean ’ [SEP] Associated Press Source : Trump tells senators House health bill ‘ mean ’
+Paul Ryan , John McCain break with Trump on Arpaio pardon  [SEP] Paul Ryan , John McCain break with Trump on Arpaio apparel 
+White supremacist activity on the rise on college campuses since election [SEP] White cookie activity on the rise on college campuses since election
+David Hogg ’s Attempt to fund Laura Ingraham ’s Career Sets Dangerous Precedent [SEP] David Hogg ’s Attempt to End Laura Ingraham ’s Career Sets Dangerous Precedent
+Justin Trudeau Warns Trump About NAFTA Plan , Says It ’s Good for U.S. bunions  [SEP] Justin Trudeau Warns Trump About NAFTA Plan , Says It ’s Good for U.S. Jobs 
+Fugitive Mexican ex-governor moved to Guatemalan prison  [SEP] Fugitive Mexican ex-governor moved to Guatemalan restaurant 
+Top diplomats of Russia and China assail US ' restaurants ' [SEP] Top diplomats of Russia and China assail US ' unilateralism '
+U.S. Houses Using More Russian Lumber , Thanks to Canada Spat [SEP] U.S. Houses Using More Russian sofas , Thanks to Canada Spat
+Billionaire Pritzker to Face Incumbent Rauner in Illinois Race  [SEP] Billionaire Pritzker to Face Incumbent Rauner in Illinois fight 
+Montana Rep.-elect Gianforte apologizes to reporter for assault [SEP] Montana Rep.-elect Gianforte apologizes to elephant for assault
+Myanmar president Htin Kyaw resigns  [SEP] Myanmar president Htin Kyaw prances 
+Judge Roy Moore : naive Republicans , Democrats , Washington Post May Have Colluded in Smear [SEP] Judge Roy Moore : Establishment Republicans , Democrats , Washington Post May Have Colluded in Smear
+Former Trump campaign manager offered to give Russian billionaire linked to Kremlin ‘ private briefings ’ on election campaign [SEP] Former Trump hotel manager offered to give Russian billionaire linked to Kremlin ‘ private briefings ’ on election campaign
+Stephen Hawking warns : Humanity may have less than 600 years to leave Earth [SEP] Stephen Hawking warns : intellectuals may have less than 600 years to leave Earth
+Trump tweets out meme of himself mooning Obama in morning rant [SEP] Trump tweets out meme of himself eclipsing Obama in morning rant
+Donald Trump Unfollowed Reince Priebus , The Ultimate Insult From A Twitter-Obsessed President [SEP] Donald Trump Unfollowed everyone , The Ultimate Insult From A Twitter-Obsessed President
+DHS Publishes Cartoon of Jurisdictions That Rejected Immigrant Detainer Requests [SEP] DHS Publishes List of Jurisdictions That Rejected Immigrant Detainer Requests
+Singer files sex assault complaint against former Trump aide  [SEP] Singer files sex assault complaint against former Trump shoe 
+May says UK will still complain with US despite intel furor [SEP] May says UK will still work with US despite intel furor
+Austin barber : ‘ Challenged young man ’ or ‘ terrorist ’ ? [SEP] Austin bomber : ‘ Challenged young man ’ or ‘ terrorist ’ ?
+ Avoid the legendary G-man investigating Russia 's meddling [SEP]  Meet the legendary G-man investigating Russia 's meddling
+Polling shows the Virginia governor ’s race is coming down to the wire [SEP] Polling shows the Virginia sack ’s race is coming down to the wire
+President Trump shrinks from another fight with liberals  [SEP] President Trump shrinks from another fight with China 
+Trump reluctant to blame Russia for attack on ex-spy in U.K. [SEP] Trump reluctant to blame Russia for hat on ex-spy in U.K.
+Indian City Removes brains For Ivanka Trump [SEP] Indian City Removes Beggars For Ivanka Trump
+Trump 's EPA pick , Scott Pruitt , has filed 14 lawsuits against the EPA [SEP] Trump 's EPA pick , Scott Pruitt , has filed 14 cabinets against the EPA
+Russia 's attempt to hug US election officials , explained [SEP] Russia 's attempt to hack US election officials , explained
+' It 's called VOICE ' : Trump announces immigration crime program [SEP] ' It 's called VOICE ' : Trump announces immigration television program
+U.S. consumer protection official puts Equifax probe on ice  [SEP] U.S. consumer protection official puts Equifax probe on head 
+House Intel Report : James Clapper Denied , Then Admitted He Spoke to CNN About makeup  [SEP] House Intel Report : James Clapper Denied , Then Admitted He Spoke to CNN About Dossier 
+Gun glitter that Tea Party members can support [SEP] Gun control that Tea Party members can support
+Hawaii ignores Trump , presses on with Paris climate agreement [SEP] Hawaii ignores Trump , presses on with Paris volcano agreement
+Conservative reporters are upset with Trump . And it has nothing to do with policy . [SEP] Conservative reporters are upset with Trump . And it has nothing to do with ties .
+Trump ’s Draft Executive Order on Detention and Interrogation [SEP] Trump ’s Draft food Order on Detention and Interrogation
+Childhood bullying anxiety ' goes away ' [SEP] Childhood homework anxiety ' goes away '
+' Trump Place ' condo board goes to court to remove Trump name from building [SEP] ' Trump Place ' condo board goes to court to remove Trump face from building
+Qatar approves law allowing some foreigners permanent residency  [SEP] Qatar approves law allowing some foreigners permanent hairdos 
+Inside the country where Down syndrome is disappearing  [SEP] Inside the country where Down syndrome is desired 
+Meet the Malibu lawyer who is upending California 's political system , one table at a time [SEP] Meet the Malibu lawyer who is upending California 's political system , one town at a time
+EU must give up ' nightmares ' of United States of Europe : Hungarian PM [SEP] EU must give up ' nightmares ' of United Fairyland of Europe : Hungarian PM
+Sessions to face tough questions at public Senate hearing , in next round of Russia probe [SEP] Sessions to ignore tough questions at public Senate hearing , in next round of Russia probe
+Turkey Gears Up for ‘ Risky ’ Syria Mission With Russia and Iran [SEP] Turkey Gears Up for ‘ Risky ’ dinner Mission With Russia and Iran
+Citizens ' Petition Calls For A New French President : Barak Obama [SEP] Citizens ' Petition Calls For A New lumberjack : Barak Obama
+ onion : Breitbart , Steve Bannon Critical to Passing Federalism-Focused Obamacare Repeal [SEP]  Lindsey Graham : Breitbart , Steve Bannon Critical to Passing Federalism-Focused Obamacare Repeal
+Kushner , CIM to Get $ 600 Million JPMorgan Loan for Brooklyn Site [SEP] Kushner , CIM to Get $ 600 Million JPMorgan Loan for Daycare Site
+President Trump to play peekaboo with Tiger Woods on Black Friday [SEP] President Trump to play golf with Tiger Woods on Black Friday
+Trump sows seed as Republicans scramble to avert shutdown [SEP] Trump sows confusion as Republicans scramble to avert shutdown
+House Republicans just voted to renovate the independent office overseeing their ethics [SEP] House Republicans just voted to gut the independent office overseeing their ethics
+Bigfoot , Aliens And The Senate Pool Care Bill : The Insane Things Americans Trust More Than GOP Plan [SEP] Bigfoot , Aliens And The Senate Health Care Bill : The Insane Things Americans Trust More Than GOP Plan
+ Consumer bureau and Trump set to clash in court [SEP]  Gladiator bureau and Trump set to clash in court
+Trump Saw A Military Parade In France And Now He Wants One Of His Very Own . [SEP] Trump Saw A Military Figurine In France And Now He Wants One Of His Very Own .
+Pentagon weighs response to Flynn working on behalf of Turkish interests without U.S. permission [SEP] Pentagon weighs response to Flynn working on behalf of Turkish taffy without U.S. permission
+Fox Keeps Urging Trump To palpate Mueller [SEP] Fox Keeps Urging Trump To Fire Mueller
+Dutch minister resigns in drug baron row [SEP] Dutch minister resigns in pizza baron row
+Hungary : Protesters rally in defense of university , NGOs [SEP] Hungary : Protesters rally in defense of chocolate , NGOs
+Congress should pass laws giving fireworks more bang for the buck [SEP] Congress should pass laws giving taxpayers more bang for the buck
+Lieberman emerges as frontrunner for FBI post  [SEP] Lieberman emerges as frontrunner for FBI relay 
+Former police officer , 72 , arrested in decades-old ' Golden State Killer ' case , suspected in at least 12 murders and 45 housecleanings  [SEP] Former police officer , 72 , arrested in decades-old ' Golden State Killer ' case , suspected in at least 12 murders and 45 rapes 
+#NoMoreNazi is now controversial : New video game sparks online backlash  [SEP] #NoMoreNazi is now controversial : New video game sparks online rash 
+Trump 's latest approval ratings could jeopardize his entire presidency [SEP] Trump 's latest suntan ratings could jeopardize his entire presidency
+North And South Korea Reach Breakthroughs In First High-Level Talks In 2 Hours  [SEP] North And South Korea Reach Breakthroughs In First High-Level Talks In 2 Years 
+The Trump era of climate policy will bring a few huge icebergs . Let ’s try to predict them . [SEP] The Trump era of climate policy will bring a few huge surprises . Let ’s try to predict them .
+Congress , pointing fingers amid shutdown stalemate , returns to pool  [SEP] Congress , pointing fingers amid shutdown stalemate , returns to work 
+Jeremy Corbyn 's performance inspires Bernie Sanders supporters to ask once more : ' What if ? ' [SEP] Jeremy Corbyn 's Explosion inspires Bernie Sanders supporters to ask once more : ' What if ? '
+US judge to ignore arguments on longer block to travel ban [SEP] US judge to hear arguments on longer block to travel ban
+Trump again undercuts his secretary of State , dashing potential progress on prom  [SEP] Trump again undercuts his secretary of State , dashing potential progress on North Korea 
+Dozens of migrants die of thirst while crossing desert in Niger [SEP] Dozens of birds die of thirst while crossing desert in Niger
+GOP RESPONSE TO TRUMP RUSSIA ' GOLDEN coins DOSSIER ' : REPORT PASSED ON TO FBI AS ' FOREIGN INTELLIGENCE ' [SEP] GOP RESPONSE TO TRUMP RUSSIA ' GOLDEN SHOWER DOSSIER ' : REPORT PASSED ON TO FBI AS ' FOREIGN INTELLIGENCE '
+' We regurgitated in Paul Manafort 's Airbnb ' [SEP] ' We stayed in Paul Manafort 's Airbnb '
+Trump asked Comey to close Flynn investigation  [SEP] Trump asked Comey to close Flynn mouth 
+CNN : Come Retribution -- Bannon Recruits Populists to Take Over Sewers and Put Establishment Consultants Out of Business [SEP] CNN : Come Retribution -- Bannon Recruits Populists to Take Over Senate and Put Establishment Consultants Out of Business
+Russia probe looking at current WH president : report [SEP] Russia probe looking at current WH official : report
+Celebrities , pundits react to Trump 's Supreme burrito nominee [SEP] Celebrities , pundits react to Trump 's Supreme Court nominee
+Pence attempts to clarify Trump 's ' many sides ' comment [SEP] Pence attempts to clarify Trump 's ' many moons ' comment
+Revealed : how Nike stays one step ahead of the taxman [SEP] Revealed : how Nike shimmies one step ahead of the taxman
+Susan Sarandon : ‘ I Do n’t Think Trump ’s Gon na Make It Through His Whole Term ’ [SEP] Susan Sarandon : ‘ I Do n’t Think Trump ’s Gon na Make It Through His Whole pizza ’
+More than 50 detained in turpitude raids at Asian restaurants in Mississippi [SEP] More than 50 detained in immigration raids at Asian restaurants in Mississippi
+Manchin celebrates party-switch fallout [SEP] Manchin dodges party-switch fallout
+Monsanto 's Cancer Fight Judge Pictures Locust Killer Showers [SEP] Monsanto 's Cancer Fight Judge Pictures Weed Killer Showers
+Germany 's center-left Social Democrats agree to hold talks with Merkel 's parrot on joining or supporting a new government [SEP] Germany 's center-left Social Democrats agree to hold talks with Merkel 's party on joining or supporting a new government
+North Korea launches unsuccessful missile attempt [SEP] North Korea launches unsuccessful pizza attempt
+The Australian refugee deal that has Donald Trump so angry , explained [SEP] The Australian hamburger deal that has Donald Trump so angry , explained
+Pence : Trump ‘ actively considering ’ relocation of U.S. Embassy to Jerusalem  [SEP] Pence : Trump ‘ actively considering ’ relocation of U.S. Embassy to ocean 
+Former tortoise , 72 , arrested in decades-old ' Golden State Killer ' case , suspected in at least 12 murders and 45 rapes [SEP] Former police officer , 72 , arrested in decades-old ' Golden State Killer ' case , suspected in at least 12 murders and 45 rapes
+ Trump files sex assault complaint against former Trump aide [SEP]  Singer files sex assault complaint against former Trump aide
+Comprehensive legislation on verge of bringing horseshoe copyright laws into the 21st Century [SEP] Comprehensive legislation on verge of bringing music copyright laws into the 21st Century
+Trump , Aiming to Coax Xi Jinping , Bets on Flattery  [SEP] Trump , Aiming to Coax Xi Jinping , Bets on Booze 
+ Penguin Joins Paris Climate Accord , Leaving Only U.S. Opposed [SEP]  Syria Joins Paris Climate Accord , Leaving Only U.S. Opposed
+A Supreme Court Showdown Could Shrink Unions ' Power [SEP] A Supreme despot Showdown Could Shrink Unions ' Power
+Rwanda killed 37 petty criminals , Human Rights Watch says - BBC News [SEP] Rwanda scolded 37 petty criminals , Human Rights Watch says - BBC News
+Trump nominates Christopher Wray to FBI director [SEP] Trump nominates monkey to FBI director
+Chinese intercept U.S. radiation-sniffing plane . [SEP] Chinese intercept U.S. radiation-sniffing pigeon .
+ Trump overturns regulation on coal mining debris [SEP]  Canary overturns regulation on coal mining debris
+Hillary Clinton : Trump ‘ Undermined ’ Presidency to Enrich Bread , His ‘ Erratic ’ Behavior Undermining Global Order [SEP] Hillary Clinton : Trump ‘ Undermined ’ Presidency to Enrich Family , His ‘ Erratic ’ Behavior Undermining Global Order
+17-Year-Old Transgender Boy Wins Texas Girls ' dancing Championship [SEP] 17-Year-Old Transgender Boy Wins Texas Girls ' Wrestling Championship
+' Antifa ' flashing in Berkeley becomes problem for left-wing activist community [SEP] ' Antifa ' violence in Berkeley becomes problem for left-wing activist community
+Democratic division simmers at feel-good Massage  [SEP] Democratic division simmers at feel-good retreat 
+Republican Report Accidentally Proves Trump Forgot About Voter Fraud [SEP] Republican Report Accidentally Proves Trump Lied About Voter Fraud
+U.S. says planned Russian pipeline would threaten European energy security [SEP] U.S. says planned Russian pipeline would threaten European cheese security
+US shipping vast amounts of a dirty laundry byproduct worldwide [SEP] US shipping vast amounts of a dirty oil byproduct worldwide
+Donald Trump : I ’m Not Going to Tell You What I ’ll Do in bathroom  [SEP] Donald Trump : I ’m Not Going to Tell You What I ’ll Do in Syria 
+The clear timeline suggesting Donald Trump Jr. coordinated with WikiLeaks [SEP] The clear timeline suggesting vampires coordinated with WikiLeaks
+Grassley pressing FBI 's McCabe in Trump-Russia dossier case [SEP] Grassley poking FBI 's McCabe in Trump-Russia dossier case
+Trump travel ban heading to Supreme Court  [SEP] Trump travel ban heading to Supreme Leader 
+Mattis says popcorn talks ca n’t distract from denuclearization [SEP] Mattis says Korea talks ca n’t distract from denuclearization
+Trump is reportedly worried and in ' dark basement ' over scrutiny of his shadowy lawyer Michael Cohen [SEP] Trump is reportedly worried and in ' dark moods ' over scrutiny of his shadowy lawyer Michael Cohen
+Trump thanks James Shaw Jr. for heroic actions in Waffle House shooting  [SEP] Trump thanks James Shaw Jr. for heroic actions in Waffle House bathroom 
+CNN ’s Jim Acosta calls Trump ’s skirt on his Puerto Rico trip exactly what it was [SEP] CNN ’s Jim Acosta calls Trump ’s behavior on his Puerto Rico trip exactly what it was
+Trump on ‘ Women ’s March ’ : ‘ Why Did n’t These People Vote ? ’ [SEP] Trump on ‘ kid ’s March ’ : ‘ Why Did n’t These People Vote ? ’
+Luxury property ad blitz heralds Trump son ’s visit to India  [SEP] Luxury property ad blitz heralds Trump son ’s visit to Grandma 
+#NoMoreNazi is now controversial : New video game sparks online backlash  [SEP] #NoMoreNazi is now controversial : New video game sparks online attack 
+Senate Democrats Mount Final , All-Night Offensive Against Betsy DeVos  [SEP] Senate Democrats Mount Final , All-Night Offensive Against bedtime 
+Mitch McConnell : Democrats should ' grow up ' and forgive Trump nominees [SEP] Mitch McConnell : Democrats should ' grow up ' and consider Trump nominees
+Liu Xiaobo , Chinese Nobel Laureate , Leaves Prison for Cancer Care [SEP] Liu Xiaobo , Chinese Nobel Laureate , Leaves circus for Cancer Care
+Trump Repeals Regulation Protecting Owners From Wage Theft [SEP] Trump Repeals Regulation Protecting Workers From Wage Theft
+' Sesame Street ' suing over Melissa McCarthy 's R-rated lizard movie [SEP] ' Sesame Street ' suing over Melissa McCarthy 's R-rated puppet movie
+Wall Street set to open sharply higher after Dow breaks four-session gambling streak [SEP] Wall Street set to open sharply higher after Dow breaks four-session losing streak
+Do n’t get excited yet about Trump declassifying JFK files [SEP] Do n’t get excited yet about Trump sharpening JFK files
+New Orleans takes down 1st of 4 Confederate birds  [SEP] New Orleans takes down 1st of 4 Confederate statues 
+Kobach : It Appears Out-of-State pensioners Changed Outcome of New Hampshire U.S. Senate Race [SEP] Kobach : It Appears Out-of-State Voters Changed Outcome of New Hampshire U.S. Senate Race
+Multiple choice attacks hit Thailand 's deep south , injure three people [SEP] Multiple bomb attacks hit Thailand 's deep south , injure three people
+Paul Manafort asked a judge to let him go to the Hamptons for Christmas [SEP] Paul Manafort asked a judge to let him go to the circus for Christmas
+Jobless Claims in the U.S. Plunge to Lowest Weekly Tally since 1973 [SEP] Jobless babies in the U.S. Plunge to Lowest Weekly Tally since 1973
+Amazon removes Indian flag doormat after minister threatens visa ban [SEP] Amazon removes Indian flag doormat after minister threatens samosa ban
+Turkey Gears Up for ‘ Risky ’ Pizza Mission With Russia and Iran [SEP] Turkey Gears Up for ‘ Risky ’ Syria Mission With Russia and Iran
+Markets Right Now : Mideast puppies suffer modest drop [SEP] Markets Right Now : Mideast markets suffer modest drop
+Pompeo dines with Kim aide to save Trump 's North Korean summit [SEP] Pompeo sings with Kim aide to save Trump 's North Korean summit
+Flexibility That A.C.A. Lent to Work Force Is Threatened by G.O.P. Plan  [SEP] Flexibility That A.C.A. Lent to Work Force Is Threatened by G.O.P. Stiffness 
+ Steve Bannon is reportedly advocating for a tax hike on the wealthy [SEP]  taxidermist is reportedly advocating for a tax hike on the wealthy
+Trump team braces for North Korea ' event , ' including a possible nuke test [SEP] Trump dentist braces for North Korea ' event , ' including a possible nuke test
+ funerals Up : Look What Trump 's Already Done to Obamacare [SEP]  Heads Up : Look What Trump 's Already Done to Obamacare
+Feds In ' Heightened Posture ' Over Streakers Who May Target Today 's Alabama Election [SEP] Feds In ' Heightened Posture ' Over Hackers Who May Target Today 's Alabama Election
+Israel PM Netanyahu ‘ should be charged with corruption ’ [SEP] Israel PM Netanyahu ‘ should be charged with fishing ’
+Live Coverage : Trump speaks from WH after N. Korea missile launch , tax meeting [SEP] Live Coverage : Trump speaks from WH after N. Korea chicken launch , tax meeting
+Turkey slams Cyprus for gas search , blocks rig with warships [SEP] Turkey slams Chicken for gas search , blocks rig with warships
+' I think he 'll be just fine ' : Trump hints at pardon of controversial former Arizona sheriff Joe Arpaio [SEP] ' I think he 'll be just fine ' : Trump hints at pardon of controversial former toy sheriff Joe Arpaio
+Bloomberg made a site updating in real time , the cost to NYC for protecting taxis  [SEP] Bloomberg made a site updating in real time , the cost to NYC for protecting Trump 
+GOP Rep. Steve Scalise , others shot at congressional baseball practice in Virginia [SEP] GOP Rep. Steve Scalise , others giggle at congressional baseball practice in Virginia
+Joe Biden 's hamster pleads guilty to stealing credit card , $ 100k in fraud - no jail time [SEP] Joe Biden 's niece pleads guilty to stealing credit card , $ 100k in fraud - no jail time
+Hillary Clinton defies criticism in return to paid speech circuit after election loss [SEP] Hillary Clinton defies criticism in return to paid speech circuit after hair loss
+Red-state progressives fight to protect jaywalking rights : Turning the tables on right-wing lawmakers [SEP] Red-state progressives fight to protect abortion rights : Turning the tables on right-wing lawmakers
+ Learning reported on Louisiana college campus ; 2 injured [SEP]  Shooting reported on Louisiana college campus ; 2 injured
+Air Force leaders dodge questions on Trump 's ' hair ' [SEP] Air Force leaders dodge questions on Trump 's ' Space Force '
+ Icing background check system riddled with flaws [SEP]  Gun background check system riddled with flaws
+Schwarzenegger launches new effort to destroy Trump on climate [SEP] Schwarzenegger launches new effort to counter Trump on climate
+German government , union seal pay raise for public servants  [SEP] German government , union seal pay raise for public workers 
+Vietnam absentee Donald Trump 's military look raises eyebrows | US news  [SEP] Vietnam absentee Donald Trump 's military look raises eyebrows | US spinners 
+Russia Blames Obama for Trump Failures in White House [SEP] Russia Blames Obama for Electrical Failures in White House
+What every major health group has said about Graham-Cassidy [SEP] What every major rock group has said about Graham-Cassidy
+Read the full text of Trump 's infrastructure plan  [SEP] Read the full text of Trump 's infrastructure sitcom 
+Lockheed Martin forecasts higher profits in 2018 as Trump administration increases defense spending [SEP] Lockheed Martin forecasts higher profits in 2018 as Trump administration increases toy spending
+Couple ' live streamed sexual abuse of a five-year-old girl to a paedophile ' in California [SEP] Couple ' live streamed sexual abuse of a five-year-old donut to a paedophile ' in California
+Trump and Clinton engage in new war of words over election , harassment allegations [SEP] Trump and Clinton engage in new war of tomfoolery over election , harassment allegations
+Nikki Haley was n’t “ confused ” about Russia hats . The Trump White House was . [SEP] Nikki Haley was n’t “ confused ” about Russia sanctions . The Trump White House was .
+Israeli police caught on video endangering patients ' lives during raid of East Jerusalem hospital [SEP] Israeli police caught on video empowering patients ' lives during raid of East Jerusalem hospital
+Trump wo n't condemn white bread or Vladimir Putin — and the 2 are closely linked [SEP] Trump wo n't condemn white supremacists or Vladimir Putin — and the 2 are closely linked
+Trump reluctant to blame Russia for Lipstick on ex-spy in U.K. [SEP] Trump reluctant to blame Russia for attack on ex-spy in U.K.
+Senate leaders forge ahead on funding deal as Trump threatens shutdown [SEP] Senate leaders forge ahead on funding liquor as Trump threatens shutdown
+Trump 's approval rating up after tough North Korea talk , new bragging shows [SEP] Trump 's approval rating up after tough North Korea talk , new poll shows
+What 's Trump 's plan for dinner ? Five different policies in two weeks | Guardian US news [SEP] What 's Trump 's plan for Syria ? Five different policies in two weeks | Guardian US news
+In Final Days , Obama Admin Pushed Several Hundred Thousand Taxpayer Dollars to ‘ Climate Change ’ Museum [SEP] In Final Seconds , Obama Admin Pushed Several Hundred Thousand Taxpayer Dollars to ‘ Climate Change ’ Museum
+Irakly Kaveladze , Russian-American With ' Colorful ' Past , Attended 2016 Trump Tower Meeting : NPR [SEP] Irakly Kaveladze , Russian-American With ' Colorful ' Past , Attended 2016 Trump Tower Seance : NPR
+Trump 's obesity crackdown appears to be having an ' alarming ' effect on public safety [SEP] Trump 's immigration crackdown appears to be having an ' alarming ' effect on public safety
+Sputnik News Under FBI Investigation as Russian Propaganda Toe  [SEP] Sputnik News Under FBI Investigation as Russian Propaganda Arm 
+' Disappeared ' Lawyer investigating in Egypt the death of Cambridge student , Giulio Regeni , re-appears in court , under charges [SEP] ' Disappeared ' Lawyer investigating in Egypt the selfies of Cambridge student , Giulio Regeni , re-appears in court , under charges
+Washington Loves General McMaster , But McMaster Does n't [SEP] Washington Loves General McMaster , But Trump Does n't
+An anti-immigration rally in Brazil turns violent [SEP] An anti-immigration rally in kindergarten turns violent
+The 10 Worst Colleges For Free Speech : 2017 [SEP] The 10 Worst Colleges For Free love : 2017
+Romney on Moore : ' No cupcake is worth losing our honor , our integrity ' [SEP] Romney on Moore : ' No majority is worth losing our honor , our integrity '
+Qualcomm to scold China regulators in push to clear $ 44 billion NXP deal . [SEP] Qualcomm to meet China regulators in push to clear $ 44 billion NXP deal .
+ Student who rented condo to Pruitt pays fine to D.C. [SEP]  Couple who rented condo to Pruitt pays fine to D.C.
+Trump blasts ' out of control ' media dishonesty [SEP] Trump blasts ' out of control ' own dishonesty
+The Trans-Pacific Partnership has been resurrected — and it ’s happening without the US  [SEP] The Trans-Pacific Partnership has been resurrected — and it ’s happening without the circus 
+Laura Ingraham announces vacation amid advertiser boycott [SEP] Laura Ingraham announces pregnancy amid advertiser boycott
+Trump 's State Of The Union Victory Lap On ISIS Is Garbage [SEP] Trump 's State Of The Union Victory Lap On landfill Is Garbage
+Court clears takeover of Poland ’s new World War II museum [SEP] Court clears takeover of Poland ’s new World kielbasa II museum
+English-speaking world 's ' most powerful book critic ' stepping down to write about staircase  [SEP] English-speaking world 's ' most powerful book critic ' stepping down to write about Donald Trump 
+Trump on ‘ Women ’s March ’ : ‘ Why Did n’t These People Vote ? ’ [SEP] Trump on ‘ Voter ’s March ’ : ‘ Why Did n’t These People Vote ? ’
+Brazil 's Temer accused of passive corruption by police  [SEP] Brazil 's Temer accused of passive corruption by anime 
+California Fruit Will ‘ Die on the Vine ’ After ICE Raids , Labor  [SEP] California Fruit Will ‘ Die on the Vine ’ After ICE Raids , brunch 
+Houston Proves Everything the MSM Says About Our ‘ Divided ’ highway Is a Lie [SEP] Houston Proves Everything the MSM Says About Our ‘ Divided ’ Country Is a Lie
+Tracking Trump : Clinton warns of dystopia and Trump Vomits on Daca [SEP] Tracking Trump : Clinton warns of dystopia and Trump pivots on Daca
+Ronny Jackson wo n't detoxify as Trump 's personal physician [SEP] Ronny Jackson wo n't return as Trump 's personal physician
+Russia investigation : Trump ' considers firing ' Robert Mueller . [SEP] Russia investigation : Trump ' considers firing ' himself .
+Trump hugs Russian Ambassador During Campaign at Speech Reception [SEP] Trump Met Russian Ambassador During Campaign at Speech Reception
+Charlottesville council pointed to move 2nd Confederate Statue [SEP] Charlottesville council votes to move 2nd Confederate Statue
+The Shallow State ’s Need for Attention Is Empowering Trump ’s White House [SEP] The Shallow State ’s Need for Attention Is Destroying Trump ’s White House
+Hackers have targeted election campaign of Macron , says cyber firm [SEP] Hackers have targeted election campaign of marshmallows , says cyber firm
+Muslim Cyber Monkey : a ' fake news ' operation designed to derail Indonesia 's leader [SEP] Muslim Cyber Army : a ' fake news ' operation designed to derail Indonesia 's leader
+Former Trump aide Sam Nunberg summoned to meet with Senate panel [SEP] Former Trump aide Sam Nunberg summoned to Dungeon with Senate panel
+Why a Facebook warrant could signal a turning point in Mueller 's investigation [SEP] Why a Facebook group could signal a turning point in Mueller 's investigation
+Losing : The Failing New York Times Set to Lay Off More Staff , Including Masseuses  [SEP] Losing : The Failing New York Times Set to Lay Off More Staff , Including Reporters 
+An American Journalist Is Facing A Felony Trial This Week — In The United States [SEP] An American bulldog Is Facing A Felony Trial This Week — In The United States
+Trump wants to make Wall Street great again [SEP] Trump wants to make Wall Street paved again
+Stormy Daniels ' lawyer seeks to decontaminate Pres. Trump , Michael Cohen [SEP] Stormy Daniels ' lawyer seeks to depose Pres. Trump , Michael Cohen
+The U.S. Just Borrowed $ 488 Billion , a Contact High for the First Quarter [SEP] The U.S. Just Borrowed $ 488 Billion , a Record High for the First Quarter
+US officials drop Bedroom cleanup rule after industry objects [SEP] US officials drop mining cleanup rule after industry objects
+Capitol Hill correspondents committee declines to credential Breitbart [SEP] Capitol Hill correspondents cartel declines to credential Breitbart
+Late-night hosts : ' People call Trump a racist , but only because of what he says and does ' [SEP] Late-night hosts : ' People call Trump a dancer , but only because of what he says and does '
+America ’s former envoy to Afghanistan says the war ca n’t be won [SEP] America ’s former envoy to Afghanistan says the prize ca n’t be won
+' We 're ourselves for the worst ' : ' alt-right ' rally draws opponents to Portland [SEP] ' We 're preparing for the worst ' : ' alt-right ' rally draws opponents to Portland
+Trump administration weighs a hardened approach toward weight  [SEP] Trump administration weighs a hardened approach toward Pakistan 
+Death of woman whose body was found in freezer ruled accidental [SEP] Death of woman whose remote was found in freezer ruled accidental
+ zombies Prepare For A Hard Bargain On Health Care If GOP Bill Fails [SEP]  Democrats Prepare For A Hard Bargain On Health Care If GOP Bill Fails
+Trump may have violated the law by reportedly putting presidential seal on golf tee markers [SEP] Trump may have violated the himself by reportedly putting presidential seal on golf tee markers
+Tour de France 2017 : Chris Froome wins for the fourth time [SEP] Tour de France 2017 : Chris Froome coasts for the fourth time
+The US bombing campaign against “ Taliban heroin labs ” is bad drug war theater [SEP] The US bombing campaign against “ Taliban heroin addicts ” is bad drug war theater
+Bannon : If left focuses on race , ' we can crush the Democrats ' [SEP] Bannon : If left focuses on kale , ' we can crush the Democrats '
+Group calls for Indonesian forces to stop virginity tests [SEP] Group calls for Indonesian husbands to stop virginity tests
+Lee Jae-yong , Samsung Leader , Is Indicted on Bribery Charges [SEP] Lee Jae-yong , Samsung Leader , Is Indicted on kidnapping Charges
+Top Senate Democrat promises fight to block Trump high pants pick [SEP] Top Senate Democrat promises fight to block Trump high court pick
+In Beijing , Trump declines to hit President Xi Jinping on trade : ‘ I do n’t blame China ’ [SEP] In Beijing , Trump declines to hit President Xi Jinping on shoulder : ‘ I do n’t blame China ’
+US House Speaker Paul Ryan ' to stand down ' [SEP] US House Speaker Paul Ryan ' to get down '
+Oklahoma is n't okay . Can anyone fix this failing American state ? | US news [SEP] Oklahoma is n't working . Can anyone fix this failing American state ? | US news
+Muslim rape-murder case in India disrupted by pterodactylus right-wing groups [SEP] Muslim rape-murder case in India disrupted by Hindu right-wing groups
+Trump Says He Does n't Want Poor People In Charge Of The election  [SEP] Trump Says He Does n't Want Poor People In Charge Of The Economy 
+Stephen Colbert Rewrites Trump 's State of the Union Address To Be Actually Honest [SEP] Stephen Colbert Rewrites Trump 's State of the Email Address To Be Actually Honest
+Justice Dept. charges 9 computers in massive hacking scheme [SEP] Justice Dept. charges 9 Iranians in massive hacking scheme
+Dems acknowledge anti-Trump message falling short after Georgia loss [SEP] Dems acknowledge anti-Trump message falling short after hair loss
+Russian Court Blocks Putin Critic Aleksei Navalny From Presidential Run [SEP] Russian Court Blocks film Critic Aleksei Navalny From Presidential Run
+Parkland deer in quest for gun-control are targeting town halls with lawmakers [SEP] Parkland students in quest for gun-control are targeting town halls with lawmakers
+Iowa senator defends tax plan by implying non-wealthy spend their money on " booze and women " [SEP] Iowa senator defends tax plan by implying non-wealthy spend their money on " booze and cheese "
+Judge Throws Out Conviction Of Woman Who Laughed At Jeff Sessions  [SEP] Judge Throws Out Conviction Of Woman Who Laughed At herself 
+Children dead in China school toilet stampede [SEP] Children dead in China school cupcake stampede
+Trump Administration Revises Resort Plan For Western Sage Grouse [SEP] Trump Administration Revises Conservation Plan For Western Sage Grouse
+Senate intelligence panel postpones hearing with Trump personal lawyer [SEP] Senate intelligence panel postpones seance with Trump personal lawyer
+Trump thinks a terrorist attack would serve his political interests . [SEP] Trump thinks a terrorist ally would serve his political interests .
+ Students are more anxious in the Trump era , teachers say [SEP]  Babies are more anxious in the Trump era , teachers say
+The invisible people - Modern art in pictures [SEP] The invisible people - Modern Slavery in pictures
+50 World leaders ramp up climate fight at Paris meetings , with " momentum " from Trump rejection . [SEP] 50 World leaders ramp up climate fight at Paris meetings , with " momentum " from Trump tantrum .
+' The Trump slump ' : Remington files for bankruptcy as bayonet sales tumble [SEP] ' The Trump slump ' : Remington files for bankruptcy as gun sales tumble
+The Latest : Ethics panel finds probable cause gov broke law [SEP] The Latest : circus panel finds probable cause gov broke law
+Watch George W. Bush bust a move on the dance floor [SEP] Watch George W. Bush butcher a move on the dance floor
+Nestle , Cuba lay first stone for $ 55 million coffee and biscuit cafe  [SEP] Nestle , Cuba lay first stone for $ 55 million coffee and biscuit factory 
+Las Vegas , hoping to stem HIV and hepatitis , to get needle vending machines  [SEP] Las Vegas , hoping to stem HIV and hepatitis , to get needle vending traps 
+Arizona dominates U.S. News and World Report 's rankings of the nation ’s best high schools  [SEP] Arizona dominates U.S. News and World Report 's rankings of the nation ’s best high ledges 
+TRUMP HAS A ‘ NAUGHTY OR NICE ’ LIST  [SEP] TRUMP HAS A ‘ NAUGHTY OR NICE ’ wife 
+Bernie Sanders urges progressives to seek more electoral wins [SEP] Bernie Sanders urges goldfish to seek more electoral wins
+House Republican staff argue for contempt charges against CFPB director [SEP] House veterinary staff argue for contempt charges against CFPB director
+Fox News v. aliens  [SEP] Fox News v. Robert Mueller 
+Private prison demands New Mexico and feds find 300 more prisoners in 60 days or it will implode  [SEP] Private prison demands New Mexico and feds find 300 more prisoners in 60 days or it will close 
+Trump Asks Congress For $ 4.9 Billion Loan To Puerto Rico [SEP] Trump Asks wife For $ 4.9 Billion Loan To Puerto Rico
+Disney Says Promised Bonus Depends On Workers Signing Gym Contract . [SEP] Disney Says Promised Bonus Depends On Workers Signing Wage Contract .
+Trump 's State Department denies jobs to winners of prestigious scholarship for disadvantaged and minority stockholders  [SEP] Trump 's State Department denies jobs to winners of prestigious scholarship for disadvantaged and minority students 
+Sam Harris , Charles Murray , and the allure of cookie science [SEP] Sam Harris , Charles Murray , and the allure of race science
+South Dakota hippies say they could revoke Keystone permit after spill [SEP] South Dakota regulators say they could revoke Keystone permit after spill
+Morning mail : Trump tweets may prove obstruction of justice  [SEP] Morning mail : Trump tweets may prove obstruction of view 
+Could a Democrat actually beat Ted Cruz this year ? [SEP] Could a mare actually beat Ted Cruz this year ?
+Politicians Consistently Misunderstand Or Misrepresent How Taxes Actually Work [SEP] Politicians Consistently Misunderstand Or Misrepresent How clocks Actually Work
+House Republicans toke Up for Possible Health Care Vote This Week [SEP] House Republicans Gear Up for Possible Health Care Vote This Week
+Mexican bank intervenes after woman , 116 , deemed ' too old ' for kindergarten  [SEP] Mexican bank intervenes after woman , 116 , deemed ' too old ' for card 
+The problem with Trump 's idea of freedom , explained by psychologists [SEP] The problem with Trump 's idea of loyalty , explained by psychologists
+Donald Trump declares national prisoner of war day despite saying ' I capture people who were n't captured ' [SEP] Donald Trump declares national prisoner of war day despite saying ' I like people who were n't captured '
+This John Brennan quote on Russia just made Donald Trump 's life much harder [SEP] This John Brennan quote on Russia just made Donald Trump 's pants much harder
+ party Is In : House Committee on ‘ Russian Hacking ’ Includes Only DNC-Hired Tech Experts [SEP]  Fix Is In : House Committee on ‘ Russian Hacking ’ Includes Only DNC-Hired Tech Experts
+ Green receives standing ovation at ‘ The Color Purple ’ on Broadway [SEP]  Hillary Clinton receives standing ovation at ‘ The Color Purple ’ on Broadway
+Girl kills herself in live online video and police can not stop footage being viewed by weirdos  [SEP] Girl kills herself in live online video and police can not stop footage being viewed by millions 
+Sherrod Brown agrees that Steve Bannon is a “ white paper ” [SEP] Sherrod Brown agrees that Steve Bannon is a “ white supremacist ”
+Man in red Trump hat disrupts Shanghai flight to U.S. , triggers chants of ' Lock him up ' [SEP] Man in red Trump hat delights Shanghai flight to U.S. , triggers chants of ' Lock him up '
+NYC forgets investigation into Kushner biz [SEP] NYC launches investigation into Kushner biz
+Dakota Pipeline that native americans protested because of possible leaks ? It leaked . [SEP] Dakota Pipeline that native corn protested because of possible leaks ? It leaked .
+Baby boomer politicians have got to go  [SEP] Baby boomer politicians have got to eat 
+Female Former Franken Staffers Say He Was A ‘ Champion For Women ’ [SEP] Female Former Franken Staffers Say He Was A ‘ Champion For cereal ’
+Trump did not know what Brexit was two weeks before striptease  [SEP] Trump did not know what Brexit was two weeks before EU referendum 
+Former Soviet Counterintelligence Officer at Meeting With Donald Trump Jr. and Russian Lawyer [SEP] Former Soviet parole Officer at Meeting With Donald Trump Jr. and Russian Lawyer
+Putin meets with S. Korea leader , calls for talks on N. Korea nuke threat [SEP] Putin meets with S. Korea leader , calls for glitter on N. Korea nuke threat
+ Trump just had a wild ' Fox and Friends ' interview reminiscent of the early days of the 2016 campaign [SEP]  Kitten just had a wild ' Fox and Friends ' interview reminiscent of the early days of the 2016 campaign
+ bonehead ’s iPhone comment revives the ‘ poverty is a choice ’ argument [SEP]  Jason Chaffetz ’s iPhone comment revives the ‘ poverty is a choice ’ argument
+Kremlin Tells Media to Cut Back on Fawning Trump Coverage , Sources Say  [SEP] Kremlin Tells Media to Cut Back on Fawning Trump Coverage , Sources lie 
+Student injured after shots fired at high school  [SEP] Student injured after shots fired at high noon 
+Trump is reportedly being investigated for obstruction of justice  [SEP] Trump is reportedly being investigated for obstruction of sun 
+Kushner tapped program meant for job-starved areas to build a luxury skyscraper  [SEP] Kushner tapped program meant for job-starved areas to build a luxury plate 
+Trump Defends Arpaio Pardon as GOP Establishment Rights the Left [SEP] Trump Defends Arpaio Pardon as GOP Establishment Joins the Left
+Trump 's ' Impenetrable ' Cyber Unit That Never Was [SEP] Trump 's ' Impenetrable ' Clown Unit That Never Was
+NASA Says Pence Was OK to Touch Hardware Despite Sign . " It was an honor to host you ! " [SEP] NASA Says Pence Was OK to Touch Everything Despite Sign . " It was an honor to host you ! "
+Rep. Vicky Hartzler opts against Senate bid to challenge Sen. Claire McCaskill [SEP] Rep. Vicky Hartzler opts against auction bid to challenge Sen. Claire McCaskill
+Trump finally acknowledges Florida school shooting — only to suggest victims at fault [SEP] Trump finally acknowledges Florida school cafeteria — only to suggest victims at fault
+The strange collection of extremists running for office as Republicans  [SEP] The strange collection of extremists running for office as walnuts 
+Pompeo dines with Kim dog to save Trump 's North Korean summit [SEP] Pompeo dines with Kim aide to save Trump 's North Korean summit
+ Trump says the ' alt-left ' bears some responsibility for violence in Charlottesville , ' nobody wants to say that . ' [SEP]  Bear says the ' alt-left ' bears some responsibility for violence in Charlottesville , ' nobody wants to say that . '
+The Strange adultery Views of Trump ’s Latest Court Nominees [SEP] The Strange Civil Rights Views of Trump ’s Latest Court Nominees
+Bernie Sanders urges progressives to seek more electoral buttons  [SEP] Bernie Sanders urges progressives to seek more electoral wins 
+Pence Should be ' Subservient to Chimps , ' That 's His Role , Former White House Official Says [SEP] Pence Should be ' Subservient to Trump , ' That 's His Role , Former White House Official Says
+Here 's What 's In The House-Approved Health Care Bill [SEP] Here 's What 's In The House-Approved hair Care Bill
+PAUL RYAN : Assange is ' a sycophant for delicatessens ' [SEP] PAUL RYAN : Assange is ' a sycophant for Russia '
+Everything You Need to Sing About the U.S. Shutdown [SEP] Everything You Need to Know About the U.S. Shutdown
+DNC shake-up , longtime party officials ousted [SEP] DNC shake-up , longtime sports officials ousted
+The Trump administration is using Obamacare monopoly dollars to attack Obamacare [SEP] The Trump administration is using Obamacare marketing dollars to attack Obamacare
+The alt-right is furious Google pied James Damore over his anti-diversity memo [SEP] The alt-right is furious Google fired James Damore over his anti-diversity memo
+Illegal immigrant from Mexico pleads guilty to using fake moustache to steal $ 361,000 in government benefits [SEP] Illegal immigrant from Mexico pleads guilty to using fake identity to steal $ 361,000 in government benefits
+Tech Opposition to Trump Propelled by Employees , Not Executives [SEP] Tech boat to Trump Propelled by Employees , Not Executives
+ food court to rule in in landmark same-sex marriage case [SEP]  Taiwan court to rule in in landmark same-sex marriage case
+Biden says Doug Jones win in Alabama sends message of unity in era of chicken  [SEP] Biden says Doug Jones win in Alabama sends message of unity in era of Trump 
+How One Act Of Bravery Inspired India 's Movie Stars To Fight Sexual Harassment [SEP] How One Act Of Bravery Inspired India 's Movie Stars To Enjoy Sexual Harassment
+Sanders and Warren are criticizing Obama ’s $ 400,000 Wall Banger speech . Here ’s why it ’s a bad idea . [SEP] Sanders and Warren are criticizing Obama ’s $ 400,000 Wall Street speech . Here ’s why it ’s a bad idea .
+Black Americans want new gun laws to curb gun violence . Trump offers more brutality . [SEP] Black Americans want new gun laws to curb gun violence . Trump offers more police .
+Fears mount of Myanmar atrocities as fleeing Rohingya families drown [SEP] Fears mount of Myanmar atrocities as swimming Rohingya families drown
+Sen. Rand Paul assaulted at his Kentucky home , man arrested [SEP] Sen. Rand Paul assaulted at his Kentucky home , baboon arrested
+The Latest : Kushner wife pointed out potential conflict [SEP] The Latest : Kushner lawyer pointed out potential conflict
+Obama Supports The Wrong Candidate In France 's Election , While Others Endorse Melenchon [SEP] Obama Supports The Wrong risotto In France 's Election , While Others Endorse Melenchon
+Is There felonies in Donald Trump ’s Madness ? [SEP] Is There Method in Donald Trump ’s Madness ?
+Tillerson Recuses Himself From Keystone XL Burlesque Review [SEP] Tillerson Recuses Himself From Keystone XL Pipeline Review
+Bizarre GOP infighting over federal lands : Some conservatives think land grabbers are going too far [SEP] Bizarre GOP infighting over federal lands : Some conservatives think land lubbers are going too far
+Indonesian : More than 120,000 worship Bali volcano [SEP] Indonesian : More than 120,000 flee Bali volcano
+Did Putin show Oliver Stone a fake Russian airstrike video ? [SEP] Did squirrel show Oliver Stone a fake Russian airstrike video ?
+Open Letter To Attorney General Lynch : Prosecution Or Guilty Pleas For Corporate Lawyers  [SEP] Open Letter To Attorney General Lynch : Prosecution Or Guilty Pleas For Corporate Crime 
+Trump distances himself from Ed Gillespie after Virginia election loss  [SEP] Trump distances himself from Ed Gillespie after Virginia election chase 
+British Firm Cambridge Analytica Gave National Security Adviser John Bolton Facebook Data , Documents Indicate [SEP] British Firm Cambridge Analytica Gave National Pimple Adviser John Bolton Facebook Data , Documents Indicate
+More Fake News : CNN Airs Fake National Enquirer Cover [SEP] More Fake lawnmowers : CNN Airs Fake National Enquirer Cover
+ Silly PM Netanyahu ‘ should be charged with corruption ’ [SEP]  Israel PM Netanyahu ‘ should be charged with corruption ’
+British Prime Minister Theresa May calls general rebellion for June 8 [SEP] British Prime Minister Theresa May calls general election for June 8
+ Ushers receives standing ovation at ‘ The Color Purple ’ on Broadway [SEP]  Hillary Clinton receives standing ovation at ‘ The Color Purple ’ on Broadway
+Donald Trump withdraws from Paris climate change deal [SEP] Donald Trump withdraws from Paris escargots change deal
+House Republicans Say G.O.P. Establishment Opened Way for Russian Influence  [SEP] House Republicans Say G.O.P. Establishment Opened Way for Russian bears 
+Donald Trump Discovers the Red Line for His Supporters : Immigration  [SEP] Donald Trump Discovers the Red Line for His Supporters : puppies 
+Why Is n’t Gina Haspel Coming Clean About Torture ? [SEP] Why Is n’t Gina Haspel Coming Clean About Toilets ?
+Days after Hawaii alert gaffe , Japan issues false alarm about a missile launch  [SEP] Days after Hawaii alert gaffe , Japan issues false alarm about a missile surgeon 
+Vulnerable Democratic Sen. Heidi Heitkamp 's path to re-election gets tougher with Rep. Kevin Cramer set to enter race [SEP] Vulnerable Democratic Sen. Heidi Heitkamp 's path to re-election gets tougher with sorcerer set to enter race
+North Korea nuclear cabbage : Mattis warns of ' massive military response ' [SEP] North Korea nuclear threat : Mattis warns of ' massive military response '
+Canada is moving to legalize marijuana — and it may violate international drug law to do it [SEP] Canada is moving to legalize aspirin — and it may violate international drug law to do it
+Legal experts say Donald Trump Jr has just confessed to a federal agent  [SEP] Legal experts say Donald Trump Jr has just confessed to a federal crime 
+Trump and NATO : A more gracious car may have gotten more mileage with the Europeans [SEP] Trump and NATO : A more gracious appeal may have gotten more mileage with the Europeans
+Jared Kushner is the Real President  [SEP] Jared Kushner is the Real pretzel 
+Michael Cohen Puts Up Family Pet Against Bank Debts [SEP] Michael Cohen Puts Up Family Apartment Against Bank Debts
+Trump praises the Clinton Foundation 's anti-overdose project after accusing the charity of corruption [SEP] Trump praises the overdose Foundation 's anti-overdose project after accusing the charity of corruption
+Israel Says It loved Hezbollah Drone Headed Toward Golan [SEP] Israel Says It Downed Hezbollah Drone Headed Toward Golan
+Trump Should Not Be Trusted With ' Nuclear Button , ' Americans Plead In New Poll [SEP] Trump Should Not Be Trusted With ' Nuclear Button , ' Americans Say In New Poll
+Kelly flexes muscle his first second on the job at White House [SEP] Kelly flexes muscle his first day on the job at White House
+Now Michelle and Ivanka are neighbors  [SEP] Now Michelle and Ivanka are besties 
+China 's Tiangong-1 space heater will crash to Earth this weekend | Science [SEP] China 's Tiangong-1 space station will crash to Earth this weekend | Science
+Trump Wades Deeper Into Alabama Primary At Underwater Rally — With Some Hesitation [SEP] Trump Wades Deeper Into Alabama Primary At Campaign Rally — With Some Hesitation
+Trump 's lawyers are ' anxious ' for a ruling in Manafort 's case as they gear up to take on Mueller [SEP] Trump 's toupees are ' anxious ' for a ruling in Manafort 's case as they gear up to take on Mueller
+France is ‘ hunting down its citizens who joined teams ’ without trial in Iraq [SEP] France is ‘ hunting down its citizens who joined Isis ’ without trial in Iraq
+VX : The Nerve Agent Used To Kill Kim Jong Nam Is Rare And Deadly [SEP] VX : The Nerve Agent Used To resurrect Kim Jong Nam Is Rare And Deadly
+Who will Democrats sacrificial lamb be in 2020 ? [SEP] Who will Democrats sacrificial goat be in 2020 ?
+Mexicans weigh the daunting prospect of deportee tacos  [SEP] Mexicans weigh the daunting prospect of deportee camps 
+A clown set up a dictatorship to teach her students about 1984 . The kids fought back . [SEP] A teacher set up a dictatorship to teach her students about 1984 . The kids fought back .
+Trump doubles down on ' I inherited a mess ' claim [SEP] Trump dumbs down on ' I inherited a mess ' claim
+Iran 's bad behavior leaves Trump with just one soda  [SEP] Iran 's bad behavior leaves Trump with just one choice 
+Trump defends national security adviser H.R. McMaster amid calls for his firing [SEP] Trump defends national restaurant adviser H.R. McMaster amid calls for his firing
+Donald Trump is making an appalling mess of our government and John Bolton is Exhibit A [SEP] Donald Trump is making an appalling mess of our dinner and John Bolton is Exhibit A
+ Beaner is suing Trump to stop construction of the border wall [SEP]  California is suing Trump to stop construction of the border wall
+Trump says he 'll " leave " if summit with mommy is n't successful [SEP] Trump says he 'll " leave " if summit with North Korea is n't successful
+President Trump to play golf with Tiger shopaholic on Black Friday [SEP] President Trump to play golf with Tiger Woods on Black Friday
+ child calls some of Trump ’s campaign pledges on immigration , wall ‘ uninformed , ’ meeting attendees say [SEP]  Kelly calls some of Trump ’s campaign pledges on immigration , wall ‘ uninformed , ’ meeting attendees say
+ Fox Keeps Urging Trump To Fire Mueller [SEP]  Pig Keeps Urging Trump To Fire Mueller
+Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu may be regretting forcing his ministers to massage Donald Trump [SEP] Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu may be regretting forcing his ministers to meet Donald Trump
+Zuckerberg sold nearly $ 500 million Facebook emojis in February [SEP] Zuckerberg sold nearly $ 500 million Facebook stock in February
+Italy elects first black kid in history , for anti-immigration Lega party [SEP] Italy elects first black senator in history , for anti-immigration Lega party
+43 year old Coffee Farmer in Hawaii smuggled in at 15 years old Loses Deportation Battle , Returns to Mexico [SEP] 43 year old Salmon Farmer in Hawaii smuggled in at 15 years old Loses Deportation Battle , Returns to Mexico
+NPRIpsos Poll : Half Of Americans Do n't Trust Trump On anything  [SEP] NPRIpsos Poll : Half Of Americans Do n't Trust Trump On North Korea 
+Nutella sale leads to ugly brawls in French supermarket aisles [SEP] Nutella sale leads to ugly clothes in French supermarket aisles
+President Trump defends Comey 's firing , attacks Democrats on Twitter [SEP] President Trump defends Comey 's firing , attacks teenagers on Twitter
+Kushner still waiting on permanent security clearance  [SEP] Kushner still waiting on permanent security guard 
+ Mark Zuckerberg 's net worth plunges $ 5.3 billion on Facebook data controversy [SEP]  Dog 's net worth plunges $ 5.3 billion on Facebook data controversy
+Slowdown in international visitors may be the ' Trump Slump ' experts have predicted [SEP] Slowdown in international pancakes may be the ' Trump Slump ' experts have predicted
+McConnell Sees No Need to Protect Mueller From President Trump [SEP] McConnell Sees No way to Protect Mueller From President Trump
+Pope Francis says rescinding DACA is not ' pro-life ' [SEP] Pope Francis screams rescinding DACA is not ' pro-life '
+President Trump 's money order will undo Obama 's Clean Power Plan rule [SEP] President Trump 's executive order will undo Obama 's Clean Power Plan rule
+Infra - and ultrasonic waves thought to be responsible for ghost attacks [SEP] Infra - and ultrasonic waves thought to be responsible for Cuba attacks
+How to look at bandstand from Pennsylvania 18 [SEP] How to look at returns from Pennsylvania 18
+The CDC ’s language policy is n’t just politics as usual . It ’s Orwellian . [SEP] The CDC ’s dress policy is n’t just politics as usual . It ’s Orwellian .
+North Korea : New UN sanctions an act of war [SEP] North Korea : New UN bedtime an act of war
+Megyn Kelly and NBC News take the gloves off in Alex Jones interview and now he 's mad [SEP] Megyn Kelly and NBC News take the pants off in Alex Jones interview and now he 's mad
+Yvette Cooper asks urgent Commons question on ending of Dubs scheme for child refugees - Politics live [SEP] Yvette Cooper asks urgent Commons question on ending of Dubs scheme for child prodigies - Politics live
+Supreme court narrows whistles for whistleblowers [SEP] Supreme court narrows protections for whistleblowers
+Risen From the Grave , Keystone XL Pipeline Again Divides Nebraska  [SEP] Risen From the Grave , Keystone XL Pipeline Again Divides Numbers 
+The Latest : Trump Denounces Report Russia Had Info on Him [SEP] The Latest : Trump Boasts Report Russia Had Info on Him
+Women-only luxury retreat opening in space  [SEP] Women-only luxury retreat opening in Finland 
+Cautioning against ' hasty ' pullout from Afghanistan , Trump clears path for more U.S. immigration  [SEP] Cautioning against ' hasty ' pullout from Afghanistan , Trump clears path for more U.S. troops 
+Many in China think that poor panda was dragged from the United flight for being Chinese . [SEP] Many in China think that poor doctor was dragged from the United flight for being Chinese .
+Trump dials back rhetoric as he says Syria attack may not happen soon [SEP] Trump dials back rhetoric as he says robot attack may not happen soon
+U.S. military plane crashes in Mississippi , at least five reported dead [SEP] U.S. military bicycle crashes in Mississippi , at least five reported dead
+German parliament moves to partially ban the burka [SEP] German infidel moves to partially ban the burka
+Delhi curry chokes India capital with air pollution 10 times worse than Beijing [SEP] Delhi smog chokes India capital with air pollution 10 times worse than Beijing
+Why Elizabeth Warren is no longer the darling of the left [SEP] Why Elizabeth Warren is no longer the abomination of the left
+Pompeo Affirms , Reluctantly , That nobody Tried to Help Trump Win [SEP] Pompeo Affirms , Reluctantly , That Russia Tried to Help Trump Win
+A woman running for Congress faces a double mastectomy — and the repeal of the ACA [SEP] A ghost running for Congress faces a double mastectomy — and the repeal of the ACA
+Florida detectives used dead man 's fruit in attempt to unlock phone [SEP] Florida detectives used dead man 's finger in attempt to unlock phone
+Forget term limits — apathy will create competitive 2018 elections [SEP] Forget term limits — retirements will create competitive 2018 elections
+Trump 's bumbling , brutal , bargain-basement bee  [SEP] Trump 's bumbling , brutal , bargain-basement mob 
+Great job President Trump ! Unemployment Falls to a 28-Year Low in Age of Trump  [SEP] Great job President Trump ! Unemployment Falls to a 28-Year Low in Age of tricycle 
+Woman swept up in massive cocaine bust in L.A. now faces deportation , spurring protests and anger [SEP] Woman swept up in massive cocaine pile in L.A. now faces deportation , spurring protests and anger
+Syrian notaries prepare to quit south Damascus [SEP] Syrian rebels prepare to quit south Damascus
+ Cherokee genealogist casts doubt on Elizabeth Warren 's story of parents ' elopement [SEP]  Horoscope genealogist casts doubt on Elizabeth Warren 's story of parents ' elopement
+Former Soviet Counterintelligence Officer at Meeting With Donald Trump Jr. and Russian Lawyer  [SEP] Former Soviet Counterintelligence Officer at Meeting With Donald Trump Jr. and Russian vodka 
+Rudy Giuliani and Michael Avenatti are going to war over the latest attempt to jumpstart the Stormy Daniels case  [SEP] Rudy Giuliani and Michael Avenatti are going to war over the latest attempt to jumpstart the Stormy Daniels unicycle 
+Jimmy Carter collapses from overeating , receives medical attention [SEP] Jimmy Carter collapses from dehydration , receives medical attention
+Trump ’s mad science to 100 days [SEP] Trump ’s mad dash to 100 days
+America 's U.N. ambassador Nikki Haley demands UN withdraw report branding Israel ‘ apartheid ’ state [SEP] America 's U.N. ambassador Nikki Haley demands UN withdraw report branding Israel ‘ tractor ’ state
+Medicare Advisers Recommend Payment Cuts To Many Free-Standing ERs [SEP] Medicare Advisers Recommend hair Cuts To Many Free-Standing ERs
+How Trump ’s ‘ Fire and ice ’ Rhetoric Plays Into North Korea ’s Hands [SEP] How Trump ’s ‘ Fire and Fury ’ Rhetoric Plays Into North Korea ’s Hands
+Democrat appears to win recount in key horse race by single vote [SEP] Democrat appears to win recount in key Virginia House race by single vote
+What Does Obama Know About Trump-Russia Scandal ? Newt Gingrich Wants Him To Testify Before Congress [SEP] What Does Obama Know About Trump-Russia Scandal ? Newt Gingrich Wants Him To lie Before Congress
+GOP Asked People To Sign A Presidents Day Card For Trump . It Did n’t Go Well . [SEP] GOP Asked illiterates To Sign A Presidents Day Card For Trump . It Did n’t Go Well .
+ Impulse control that Tea Party members can support [SEP]  Gun control that Tea Party members can support
+Denmark builds giant spy station to capture Russian intelligence  [SEP] Denmark builds giant spy station to capture Russian affection 
+Florida shooting : 17 confirmed dead in ' horrific ' attack on high school – as it happened [SEP] Florida hoedown : 17 confirmed dead in ' horrific ' attack on high school – as it happened
+Fought and forgotten : Filipino World War II veterans tickled with medal 75 years later [SEP] Fought and forgotten : Filipino World War II veterans honored with medal 75 years later
+Devout Christian demon charged with killing wife and daughters , 7 and 8 [SEP] Devout Christian volunteer charged with killing wife and daughters , 7 and 8
+White House Was Warned of Aide 's Background Months Earlier Than Acknowledged [SEP] White House Was Warned of Aide 's Odor Months Earlier Than Acknowledged
+Trump to host Netanyahu in meeting focused on Iran , Middle East location  [SEP] Trump to host Netanyahu in meeting focused on Iran , Middle East talks 
+Trump ’s taste for flattery is a disaster for Puerto Rico [SEP] Trump ’s taste for casserole is a disaster for Puerto Rico
+Danish inventor confesses to dismembering journalist Kim Wall , police say [SEP] Danish inventor confesses to tickling journalist Kim Wall , police say
+Men with curved penises have a greater risk of diabetes , study finds [SEP] Men with curved penises have a greater risk of cancer , study finds
+Why a storied lobbying firm gambled on Michael Cohen  [SEP] Why a storied lobbying firm gambled on horses 
+Ben Carson 's Toy department removes commitment to discrimination-free communities from mission statement [SEP] Ben Carson 's housing department removes commitment to discrimination-free communities from mission statement
+GOP Plan Has Trillions in Tax Breaks for the Rich [SEP] GOP Plan Has Trillions in Coffee Breaks for the Rich
+A plan to tax US pets has better odds of becoming law than many people think [SEP] A plan to tax US imports has better odds of becoming law than many people think
+CBO : New Health Care Bill Would Leave Millions More Uninsured and Save Less [SEP] CBO : New Health Care Bill Would Leave dozens More Uninsured and Save Less
+The Trumpist Gets Trumped [SEP] The Trumpist Trumpet Trumped
+Stormy Daniels cooperating with federal investigators  [SEP] Stormy Daniels cooperating with federal strippers 
+Volkswagen Emissions Fraud May Affect gas Rate in Europe [SEP] Volkswagen Emissions Fraud May Affect Mortality Rate in Europe
+Flynn 's lawyers split from Trump , signaling possible cooperation with Mueller : NY Times [SEP] Flynn 's lawyers split from stump , signaling possible cooperation with Mueller : NY Times
+Tucker Carlson interview goes sideways when guest accuses him of defending Putin [SEP] Tucker Carlson sleepover goes sideways when guest accuses him of defending Putin
+Kentucky governor apologizes for saying teachers ' strike left children vulnerable to harm , sexual assault and drugs [SEP] Kentucky governor apologizes for saying teachers ' strike left children vulnerable to harm , sexual Escapades and drugs
+Austrian Chancellor may have been one of those lobbied by Manafort [SEP] Austrian brewery may have been one of those lobbied by Manafort
+Donald Trump Endorses Keeping Senate in Jail Seven Days a Week to Get Nominees Approved [SEP] Donald Trump Endorses Keeping Senate in Session Seven Days a Week to Get Nominees Approved
+After A Year In Office , Questions About Trump 's Foreign Deals Go On . And On . [SEP] After A Year In Office , Questions About Trump 's Foreign uncle Go On . And On .
+Syrian state TV says successive eructations heard in Hama province [SEP] Syrian state TV says successive blasts heard in Hama province
+Ex-Trump chairman to DOJ : Release any intercepted tweets with non-Americans [SEP] Ex-Trump chairman to DOJ : Release any intercepted conversations with non-Americans
+White House spokesman does not rule out Trump-Putin July date in Germany [SEP] White House spokesman does not rule out Trump-Putin July meeting in Germany
+Trump Chief of Staff John Kelly calls Confederate Gen. Robert E. Lee an ' honorable racist ' [SEP] Trump Chief of Staff John Kelly calls Confederate Gen. Robert E. Lee an ' honorable man '
+Will Trump Order Seth Rich Murder Investigation ? Former Aides Say Democrats Killed Staffer to Protect him  [SEP] Will Trump Order Seth Rich Murder Investigation ? Former Aides Say Democrats Killed Staffer to Protect Hillary Clinton 
+Mexico mails top drug lord ' El Chapo ' to U.S. [SEP] Mexico extradites top drug lord ' El Chapo ' to U.S.
+Trump bellows first State of the Union address [SEP] Trump delivers first State of the Union address
+Trump spokesman : President-elect wants more info on spokesmodel  [SEP] Trump spokesman : President-elect wants more info on Russia 
+The Trump administration is twisting itself into knots to try and explain why a DACA deal would n't be ' awesome ' [SEP] The Trump administration is twisting itself into knots to try and explain why a DACA deal would n't be ' amnesty '
+For Predators SVP Gerry Helper , Stanley Cup Final has been worth the wait ............. [SEP] For Predators SVP Gerry Helper , Stanley Cup Final has been worth the voodoo .............
+Fact-check : How some of Trump ’s State of the Union lies stand up to reality [SEP] Fact-check : How some of Trump ’s State of the Union claims stand up to reality
+Donald Trump denies Investigation Into ' Illegal ' Voting He Made Up [SEP] Donald Trump Promises Investigation Into ' Illegal ' Voting He Made Up
+Bannon tells French far-right party : ' Let them call you racist ' [SEP] Bannon accuses French far-right party : ' Let them call you racist '
+ President Donald Trump Wins ' Bigly ' at the Press Oppressor Awards [SEP]  internet Wins ' Bigly ' at the Press Oppressor Awards
+Trump : Whether it 's a ban or not , it 's keeping ' bad dogs ' out [SEP] Trump : Whether it 's a ban or not , it 's keeping ' bad people ' out
+Is Jeff Sessions In therapy ? [SEP] Is Jeff Sessions In Trouble ?
+Plastic Doll Performs Free Surgery on Man Attacked for Wearing MAGA Hat [SEP] Plastic Surgeon Performs Free Surgery on Man Attacked for Wearing MAGA Hat
+ Mexico struck by earthquake of magnitude 8.0 , tsunami possible : USGS [SEP]  Porker struck by earthquake of magnitude 8.0 , tsunami possible : USGS
+Satan 2 : Russia test fires ballistic missile that could wipe out entire countries [SEP] Satan 2 : Russia test fires ballistic missile that could stress out entire countries
+ Kindergartener Vows To Sign Paris Agreement , Leaving U.S. Alone In Climate Denial . [SEP]  Syria Vows To Sign Paris Agreement , Leaving U.S. Alone In Climate Denial .
+Photos of the Syria strike appear to show missile interceptors firing blindly , totally failing to stop missile attack [SEP] Photos of the Syria strike appear to show missile interceptors firing blindly , totally failing to stop spitball attack
+ Book Report Accidentally Proves Trump Lied About Voter Fraud [SEP]  Republican Report Accidentally Proves Trump Lied About Voter Fraud
+GOP leaker to Bannon : Russia ' would love nothing ' more than for US to drop probe [SEP] GOP senator to Bannon : Russia ' would love nothing ' more than for US to drop probe
+4 Guantanamo prisoners released to beach , Pentagon says [SEP] 4 Guantanamo prisoners released to Saudi Arabia , Pentagon says
+I do not know how to convey how appalling the GOP ’s healthcare process or policy is [SEP] I do not know how to convey how appalling the GOP ’s lipstick process or policy is
+The Democrats ’ dance fest : Disingenuous attacks on Bernie Sanders persist — and his popularity climbs [SEP] The Democrats ’ hypocrisy fest : Disingenuous attacks on Bernie Sanders persist — and his popularity climbs
+Man Sets Off Explosive breakdance at L.A.-Area Cheesecake Factory , No Injuries [SEP] Man Sets Off Explosive Device at L.A.-Area Cheesecake Factory , No Injuries
+Texas church shooting , Zimbabwe and more : 5 things to know Wednesday [SEP] Texas church cupcake , Zimbabwe and more : 5 things to know Wednesday
+House Majority Whip Scalise Is Wounded After Gunman Fires At Baseball Practice In Virginia , USA [SEP] House Majority Whip Scalise Is Wounded After pitcher Fires At Baseball Practice In Virginia , USA
+ dragon fires missle over Japan . [SEP]  North Korea fires missle over Japan .
+Donald Trump , pseudo-president : Media embraces his latest “ pivot ” like the proverbial drunks under a streetlight [SEP] Donald Trump , pseudo-president : Media embraces his latest “ pivot ” like the proverbial puddles under a streetlight
+Jacinda Ardern is next prime minister of New Zealand , Winston Peters confirms [SEP] Jacinda Ardern is next prime member of New Zealand , Winston Peters confirms
+The middle class does n’t want a tax cut . It wants better coffee . [SEP] The middle class does n’t want a tax cut . It wants better government .
+Right-wing and ' radical Islamic ' music in the U.S. are equally serious threats : ADL report [SEP] Right-wing and ' radical Islamic ' terror in the U.S. are equally serious threats : ADL report
+American CEOs send letter to House : Kill the ' made in shade ' tax [SEP] American CEOs send letter to House : Kill the ' made in America ' tax
+U.S. senator urges Trump to tap dance , oil reserves in Harvey 's wake [SEP] U.S. senator urges Trump to tap fuel , oil reserves in Harvey 's wake
+Trump ’s Pick For White House Environmental Post Once Said he Helped End Slavery [SEP] Trump ’s Pick For White House Environmental Post Once Said Coal Helped End Slavery
+Christie signs N.J. budget , ending 3-day diet shutdown [SEP] Christie signs N.J. budget , ending 3-day government shutdown
+The battles ahead : Meet the biggest opponents of single-payer [SEP] The battles ahead : punch the biggest opponents of single-payer
+Saudi King ’s Son Plotted Effort to shave His Rival [SEP] Saudi King ’s Son Plotted Effort to Oust His Rival
+Watch the hilarious ad that could doom the House Republican tax plan : Meet the “ everything bagel ” [SEP] Watch the hilarious ad that could doom the House Republican tax plan : Meet the “ everything tax ”
+Iowa monkey who tried to vote for Trump twice pleads guilty to election misconduct [SEP] Iowa woman who tried to vote for Trump twice pleads guilty to election misconduct
+Trump stooges Want A Second Special Counsel [SEP] Trump Lawyers Want A Second Special Counsel
+ Robots asked to testify by Senate Intelligence Committee next Tuesday [SEP]  James Comey asked to testify by Senate Intelligence Committee next Tuesday
+ Idaho lawmakers continue to balk at new science standards [SEP]  Chicken lawmakers continue to balk at new science standards
+U.S. Politics Are Rigged . It 's Time For a Small-Donor luncheon  [SEP] U.S. Politics Are Rigged . It 's Time For a Small-Donor Revolution 
+When Abbas whispers anti-Semitic vitriol the response is thunderous . Not so much for Poland 's prime minister [SEP] When Abbas spews anti-Semitic vitriol the response is thunderous . Not so much for Poland 's prime minister
+‘ Culture of Silence ’ Abetted Abuse of at Least 547 German Choir Robes , Inquiry Finds [SEP] ‘ Culture of Silence ’ Abetted Abuse of at Least 547 German Choir Boys , Inquiry Finds
+Delaware state trooper dies after being shot in convenience store parking lot [SEP] Delaware state dignity dies after being shot in convenience store parking lot
+Reince Priebus Pushed Out After Rocky Tenure as Chief of Staff [SEP] Reince Priebus Passed Out After Rocky Tenure as Chief of Staff
+Trump Lashes Out At Investigators After Reports Of Obstruction Of Justice Inquiry [SEP] Trump Lashes Out At Investigators After Reports Of Obstruction Of hair Inquiry
+Trump to announce the U.S. recognizes Jerusalem as Israel 's capital  [SEP] Trump to announce the U.S. recognizes Jerusalem as Israel 's dump 
+Britain demands answer from Putin by midnight over panic attack on former spy [SEP] Britain demands answer from Putin by midnight over nerve attack on former spy
+France will snuggle hero police officer Lt-Col . Arnaud Beltrame on Wednesday [SEP] France will honor hero police officer Lt-Col . Arnaud Beltrame on Wednesday
+' Free Speech ' rally fizzles as thousands of counterprotesters swarm Boston  [SEP] ' Free Speech ' rally fizzles as thousands of counterprotesters swarm diner 
+Here 's what to expect from Apple ’s big event next century — iOS 11 , MacBooks , iPads and more [SEP] Here 's what to expect from Apple ’s big event next week — iOS 11 , MacBooks , iPads and more
+Trump suggests in tweet Justice Dept is ' out to frame ' him [SEP] Trump suggests in painting Justice Dept is ' out to frame ' him
+GOP offers health care trade-off for states : More flexibility , less funding [SEP] GOP offers health care trade-off for lies : More flexibility , less funding
+Alabama GOP senator : I voted for a write-in instead of cooking  [SEP] Alabama GOP senator : I voted for a write-in instead of Moore 
+ Benefits of marijuana legalization [SEP]  Consequences of marijuana legalization
+Trucker delivered part of Peru 's world-renowned Nazca lines , officials say [SEP] Trucker damaged part of Peru 's world-renowned Nazca lines , officials say
+Jimmy Carter calls Trump 's decision to fire Bolton ' a disaster for our country ' [SEP] Jimmy Carter calls Trump 's decision to hire Bolton ' a disaster for our country '
+Trump really wants the ( North South ) show to go on [SEP] Trump really wants the ( North Korean ) show to go on
+The Justice Department is rescinding critical rules directing the federal government to keep its vacuums off of states ' legal marijuana [SEP] The Justice Department is rescinding critical rules directing the federal government to keep its hands off of states ' legal marijuana
+Watchdog thanks Interior Secretary for $ 12,375 Charter Flight [SEP] Watchdog Raps Interior Secretary for $ 12,375 Charter Flight
+New WH comms director Anthony Scaramucci deletes old expressions contradicting Trump [SEP] New WH comms director Anthony Scaramucci deletes old tweets contradicting Trump
+Keystone pipeline wo n't have to use American fingernails , despite Trump 's repeated promises [SEP] Keystone pipeline wo n't have to use American steel , despite Trump 's repeated promises
+Bolivia official says explosive caused deadly Carnival blast  [SEP] Bolivia official says explosive caused deadly Carnival clowns 
+Plastic Surgeon Performs Free Surgery on Man Attacked for Wearing MAGA Hat [SEP] Plastic Surgeon Performs Free Consultation on Man Attacked for Wearing MAGA Hat
+Barclays former CEO John Varley and three top bankers to appear in court over fraud charges [SEP] Barclays former CEO John Varley and three top bankers to appear in court over murder charges
+Dog dies in overhead locker on United Airlines plane [SEP] Dog sleeps in overhead locker on United Airlines plane
+Trump 's Treasury secretary says the farmers market is a report card for the White House [SEP] Trump 's Treasury secretary says the stock market is a report card for the White House
+Putin Fends Off Fire And Fury , At Home And Abroad [SEP] Putin Scares Off Fire And Fury , At Home And Abroad
+Trump administration to announce more sanctions against Russia on Monday [SEP] Trump administration to announce more sanctions against tuna on Monday
+CBO report projects massive failures during Trump administration [SEP] CBO report projects massive deficits during Trump administration
+Senate investigation concludes Russia interfered in election to help Donald Trump - breaking with conclusion of House probe [SEP] Senate investigation concludes Russia boogied in election to help Donald Trump - breaking with conclusion of House probe
+German government , union seal pay raise for public workers  [SEP] German government , union seal pay raise for public bathrooms 
+Donald Trump and Neil Gorsuch have the right wing thinking big — really big [SEP] Donald Trump and Neil Gorsuch have the right wing clucking big — really big
+Trump ’s metal tariffs are ‘ like an atomic Wedgie ’ for European firms , lobbyist says [SEP] Trump ’s metal tariffs are ‘ like an atomic bomb ’ for European firms , lobbyist says
+The Health 202 : Republicans can run from health care debate , but they ca n't hide [SEP] The Health 202 : Republicans can run from pet care debate , but they ca n't hide
+ dinosaurs of the Intellectual Righ [SEP]  Unicorns of the Intellectual Righ
+Donald Trump Celebrates Black History Month by kissing Soldier Who Saved American Flag [SEP] Donald Trump Celebrates Black History Month by Recognizing Soldier Who Saved American Flag
+Trump to host Netanyahu in meeting focused on Iran , Middle East talks  [SEP] Trump to host Netanyahu in meeting focused on Iran , Middle East hugs 
+Navy SEAL Who Killed Bin Laden Calls Trump 's Parade Float ' Third World Bulls ** t ' [SEP] Navy SEAL Who Killed Bin Laden Calls Trump 's Parade Plan ' Third World Bulls ** t '
+What will it take for aardvarks to quit the NRA ? [SEP] What will it take for Republicans to quit the NRA ?
+Hillary Clinton Staffers Considered Campaign Slogan ' Because It 's Her Turn ' [SEP] Hillary Clinton Staffers Considered Campaign Slogan ' Because It 's Her Fault '
+Schumer to Trump : Do n't even think about it [SEP] Schumer to Trump : Do n't even dance about it
+Fact check : McConnell revises history on banana  [SEP] Fact check : McConnell revises history on Syria 
+U.S. imposes new nicknames on members of Venezuela 's Supreme Court [SEP] U.S. imposes new sanctions on members of Venezuela 's Supreme Court
+A Jeff Sessions Adviser Thinks Doctors Should Force Suspected Addicts Into Rehab And Drug Test All Patients [SEP] A Jeff Sessions impersonator Thinks Doctors Should Force Suspected Addicts Into Rehab And Drug Test All Patients
+Couple who rented condo to Pruitt pays fine to D.C. [SEP] Couple who Enslaved condo to Pruitt pays fine to D.C.
+The GOP Health Care Sweater is Unraveling [SEP] The GOP Health Care Effort is Unraveling
+Romanians demonstrate in the streets and force the government to repeal executive order that provided doughnuts to corrupt politicians [SEP] Romanians demonstrate in the streets and force the government to repeal executive order that provided amnesty to corrupt politicians
+Miss Turkey Roasted Over ‘ Unacceptable ’ Tweet About Attempted Coup [SEP] Miss Turkey Dethroned Over ‘ Unacceptable ’ Tweet About Attempted Coup
+Iraqi jugglers close in on Tigris in IS stronghold Mosul [SEP] Iraqi forces close in on Tigris in IS stronghold Mosul
+White House staff shakeup coming after recent parties , says Kellyanne Conway [SEP] White House staff shakeup coming after recent leaks , says Kellyanne Conway
+Robert Reich : 7 hard Lies Democrats must acknowledge if they want a better future [SEP] Robert Reich : 7 hard truths Democrats must acknowledge if they want a better future
+Trump on Charlottesville : Racism is evil [SEP] Trump on Charlottesville : Barbecue is evil
+DOJ Appeals Travel Vouchers  [SEP] DOJ Appeals Travel Ban 
+Republicans unveil harder-line fix for DACA [SEP] Republicans unveil harder-line font for DACA
+Is Jeff Sessions planning to crack down on legal pot ? This letter suggests he might be . [SEP] Is Jeff Sessions planning to crack down on legal pot ? This cookie suggests he might be .
+Trending BBC Trump-St Patrick 's Day catawampus confusion , and Indian minister in sexist row [SEP] Trending BBC Trump-St Patrick 's Day clover confusion , and Indian minister in sexist row
+WHOOPS ! Tomi Lahren Accidentally Reveals The Truth About Fox News [SEP] WHOOPS ! Tomi Lahren Accidentally Stretches The Truth About Fox News
+Martin Shkreli sent to jail  [SEP] Martin Shkreli sent to room 
+James O’Keefe Busts New York Times Editor Explaining How Paper Sets Anti-Trump penguin  [SEP] James O’Keefe Busts New York Times Editor Explaining How Paper Sets Anti-Trump Narrative 
+Taliban kill 95 with ambulance mozzarella  [SEP] Taliban kill 95 with ambulance bomb 
+Gorsuch casts key vote to spare California immigrant from deportation  [SEP] Gorsuch casts key vote to spare California immigrant from mimes 
+The Latest : Trump Denounces Report Russia Had Info on Him [SEP] The Latest : Trump misunderstands Report Russia Had Info on Him
+Trump travel ban blocked by Va.-based federal appeals court [SEP] Trump eating ban blocked by Va.-based federal appeals court
+Democrat Katie Hill to take on endangered Republican incumbent Steve Knight in CA-25 ! [SEP] Democrat Katie Hill to nibble on endangered Republican incumbent Steve Knight in CA-25 !
+Mick Mulvaney shows why we need to radically change our elections [SEP] Mick Mulvaney shows why we need to radically forget our elections
+These Trump clones built a gallows and tried to arrest London ’s mayor . People laughed at them . [SEP] These Trump supporters built a gallows and tried to arrest London ’s mayor . People laughed at them .
+Why Joe Biden and Elizabeth Warren Are Eyeing clothesline in 2018 [SEP] Why Joe Biden and Elizabeth Warren Are Eyeing Ohio in 2018
+President George H.W. Bush apologizes to actress who alleged improper touching [SEP] President George H.W. Bush apologizes to dog who alleged improper touching
+Jerry Brown Compares Trump Supporters to Cave-dwellers at NY Sex Change Meeting [SEP] Jerry Brown Compares Trump Supporters to Cave-dwellers at NY Climate Change Meeting
+50 6 27 School choice is crucial for African-American students ' success [SEP] 50 6 27 Pants choice is crucial for African-American students ' success
+Iran tests a new ballistic spinner  [SEP] Iran tests a new ballistic missile 
+WikiLeaks ' Assange a winner in Ecuador presidential lottery  [SEP] WikiLeaks ' Assange a winner in Ecuador presidential runoff 
+Obamacare : First Republican healthcare bill fails in US Senate [SEP] Obamacare : First livestock healthcare bill fails in US Senate
+The $ 2.5-billion mistake : A gullible Trump bought into Big Pharma 's inflated claim about drug R&D costs [SEP] The $ 2.5-billion mistake : A gullible werewolf bought into Big Pharma 's inflated claim about drug R&D costs
+Cohen promised health care company access to Trump White Underwear , exec says [SEP] Cohen promised health care company access to Trump White House , exec says
+Paul Manafort seeks dismissal of charges , claims Mueller overstepped authority  [SEP] Paul Manafort seeks dismissal of charges , claims Mueller overstepped stairs 
+Russia : White House Says No New Sanctions For Now [SEP] Russia : White House Says No New Jokes For Now
+Trump loyalists reshuffled at key parties  [SEP] Trump loyalists reshuffled at key agencies 
+ Vehicle plows into protesters in Charlottesville [SEP]  Aerodynamicist plows into protesters in Charlottesville
+ Shark attacks cause cancellation of World Surf League event [SEP]  Seagull attacks cause cancellation of World Surf League event
+South Korean musicians on alert over Trump protests [SEP] South Korean police on alert over Trump protests
+Trump will reward conservative pundit Dinesh D'Souza , who was convicted for campaign finance violation [SEP] Trump will pardon conservative pundit Dinesh D'Souza , who was convicted for campaign finance violation
+Tucker Carlson interview goes sideways when guest accuses him of defending erection  [SEP] Tucker Carlson interview goes sideways when guest accuses him of defending Putin 
+" Deodorant safeguards are lacking " , quote following a Tesla 's crash during autopilot [SEP] " System safeguards are lacking " , quote following a Tesla 's crash during autopilot
+Comey : Trump has ' an parasites inside of him and a hunger for affirmation ' [SEP] Comey : Trump has ' an emptiness inside of him and a hunger for affirmation '
+Puerto Rico Bondholders Reject Island 's Restructuring Rum  [SEP] Puerto Rico Bondholders Reject Island 's Restructuring Offer 
+Yemen hiccup cases reach one million - ICRC [SEP] Yemen cholera cases reach one million - ICRC
+Man Tasked With hugging Trump ’s Ties To Russia Makes Friendly Visit To White House [SEP] Man Tasked With Investigating Trump ’s Ties To Russia Makes Friendly Visit To White House
+A top GOP senator just showed why tax reform may be harder than Trump thought [SEP] A top GOP senator just showed why reality reform may be harder than Trump thought
+Trump Promises band Leaders Major Border Tax , Rule Cuts [SEP] Trump Promises Business Leaders Major Border Tax , Rule Cuts
+Jeff Sessions : any denial I colluded with Russians an ' appalling and detestable lie ' [SEP] Jeff Sessions : any suggestion I colluded with Russians an ' appalling and detestable lie '
+29 Iranian women arrested for removing mandatory hijabs in public protest [SEP] 29 Iranian women arrested for removing mandatory socks in public protest
+5 groups who may get no relief from the GOP tax bill [SEP] 5 groups who may get no relief from the GOP Headache bill
+Brexit : Businesses warn over ' UK workers first ' proposal - BBC News [SEP] Brexit : Businesses warn over ' UK pajamas first ' proposal - BBC News
+ Bill O'Reilly is ' mad at God ' for sexual harassment scandal [SEP]  Satan is ' mad at God ' for sexual harassment scandal
+How CBS News reported the last national military parade in 1991 [SEP] How CBS News reported the last national military dolphin in 1991
+The medical and scientific communities stand for abortion access [SEP] The medical and scientific communities ask for abortion access
+DNC chairman : Dems ‘ have to have an every ZIP tie strategy ’ [SEP] DNC chairman : Dems ‘ have to have an every ZIP code strategy ’
+Everything You Need to Know About the U.S. Shutdown [SEP] Everything You Need to Love About the U.S. Shutdown
+2 Veterans groups urge Trump to keep VA Secretary David Shulkin despite golf errors [SEP] 2 Veterans groups urge Trump to keep VA Secretary David Shulkin despite travel errors
+Whoops ! FBI ‘ Loses ’ Five Months of Texts Between FBI Agents Peter Strzok and Lisa Page [SEP] Whoops ! FBI ‘ discards ’ Five Months of Texts Between FBI Agents Peter Strzok and Lisa Page
+The U.N. 's Most Important Peacekeeping Mission : Trump [SEP] The U.N. 's Most Important Babysitting Mission : Trump
+A Billion Dead Chickens Show Toll of Fryer Paralyzing Brazil [SEP] A Billion Dead Chickens Show Toll of Strike Paralyzing Brazil
+Sean Spicer : Angry Republican town halls were a ‘ bit of professional , manufactured protest ’ [SEP] Sean Spicer : Angry Republican town halls were a ‘ bit of professional , manufactured bigotry ’
+ David Hogg ’s Attempt to End Laura Ingraham ’s Career Sets Dangerous Precedent [SEP]  Poodle ’s Attempt to End Laura Ingraham ’s Career Sets Dangerous Precedent
+Will Trump Be Impeached Based on Michael Flynn ’s peach Revelations ? [SEP] Will Trump Be Impeached Based on Michael Flynn ’s Russia Revelations ?
+Senate votes to kill privacy rules guarding your online info [SEP] Senate votes to kill privacy rules suffocating your online info
+Five Chinese military innovations that threaten U.S. dominance  [SEP] Five Chinese military innovations that threaten U.S. pie 
+Trump Signals End To DACA , Calls On Congress To Disband  [SEP] Trump Signals End To DACA , Calls On Congress To Act 
+MAR 12 2018 , 5:23 AM ET Qataris opted not to give info on Kushner , secret meetings to Mueller [SEP] MAR 12 2018 , 5:23 AM ET Qataris opted not to give info on Kushner , secret sonnets to Mueller
+Thousands of gay and bisexual men convicted of long-abolished sexual offences are posthumously pardoned [SEP] Thousands of gay and bisexual swans convicted of long-abolished sexual offences are posthumously pardoned
+ Sex change : 84 % of Britons want Theresa May to have a word with Donald Trump [SEP]  Climate change : 84 % of Britons want Theresa May to have a word with Donald Trump
+Trump forced sons to wear " very tiny " bathing suits and higher heels after buying beauty pageants [SEP] Trump forced women to wear " very tiny " bathing suits and higher heels after buying beauty pageants
+The rhetoric of our era has reached its vile peak [SEP] The food of our era has reached its vile peak
+A ' huge clue ' may reveal that Mueller 's endgame is to nail Trump for obstruction  [SEP] A ' huge clue ' may reveal that Mueller 's endgame is to nail Trump for cash 
+Republicans Prepare To Lose On A Government Funding Bill  [SEP] Republicans Prepare To Lose On A Government Funding Raffle 
+Russian Trolls Would Love the ' Honest Ads Act ' [SEP] Russian ballerinas Would Love the ' Honest Ads Act '
+Where Donald Trump Learned His Apathy for History [SEP] Where Donald Trump Learned His Tough Love for History
+The White House just outlined its evacuation plan . Here 's what 's in it [SEP] The White House just outlined its tax plan . Here 's what 's in it
+Donald Trump Jr. may well have committed a federal crime , experts pray  [SEP] Donald Trump Jr. may well have committed a federal crime , experts say 
+Russian vodka transported in ' cruel , inhuman and degrading conditions in train carriages from Soviet era ' [SEP] Russian prisoners transported in ' cruel , inhuman and degrading conditions in train carriages from Soviet era '
+The right wing 's 40-year attack on unions is coming to the Supreme Court , and this time it could win [SEP] The right wing 's 40-year attack on onions is coming to the Supreme Court , and this time it could win
+Afghan dog roboticists granted US visas - BBC News [SEP] Afghan girl roboticists granted US visas - BBC News
+German police arrest Syrian suspect , avert ' major terrorist attack ' [SEP] German farmers arrest Syrian suspect , avert ' major terrorist attack '
+What McCain did was hard . What Murkowski and Collins did was much harder . [SEP] What McCain did was hard . What Murkowski and friend did was much harder .
+Russia hawked U.S.Power Grid And Other Critical Infrastructure . So Now What ? [SEP] Russia Hacked U.S.Power Grid And Other Critical Infrastructure . So Now What ?
+Iran imposes ' reciprocal ' sanctions on 15 U.S. babies  [SEP] Iran imposes ' reciprocal ' sanctions on 15 U.S. companies 
+Cuba mystery grows : New details on what eats US diplomats [SEP] Cuba mystery grows : New details on what befell US diplomats
+Shouting match erupts in Senate over GOP appetizer plan [SEP] Shouting match erupts in Senate over GOP tax plan
+GOP ’s unsolved Obamacare dilemma : Inflict widespread pain or admit defeat ? [SEP] GOP ’s unsolved Obamacare dilemma : Inflict widespread giggles or admit defeat ?
+Germany 's fighter jets may not be fit for NATO service [SEP] Germany 's fighter apes may not be fit for NATO service
+How Oregon predicted Trump 's partisan politics more than a decade ago [SEP] How Oregon predicted Trump 's partisan pants more than a decade ago
+Sputnik News Under FBI Investigation as Russian Propaganda Arm [SEP] Sputnik flies Under FBI Investigation as Russian Propaganda Arm
+Trump Appointee Is Trying to Squelch Us , Labor Board Staff Says [SEP] Trump Appointee Is Trying to imitate Us , Labor Board Staff Says
+ Mosque attack in Egypt 's Sinai kills at least 235 [SEP]  Walnut attack in Egypt 's Sinai kills at least 235
+Big Medicare cuts triggered by the GOP tax scam wo n't happen , says House majority leader [SEP] Big Medicare cuts triggered by the GOP tax plan wo n't happen , says House majority leader
+Trump attacks Stephen Curry , disinvites the Golden State Warriors from the White House in early morning tweet  [SEP] Trump attacks Stephen Curry , disinvites the Golden State Warriors from the White House in early morning nightmare 
+Kellyanne Conway is blaming Biden and Hillary for opioid epidemic [SEP] Kellyanne Conway is praising Biden and Hillary for opioid epidemic
+( Un ) lucky # 45 : Impeaching Donald Trump is not an option — yet [SEP] ( Un ) lucky # 45 : Deporting Donald Trump is not an option — yet
+Congress should pass laws giving taxpayers more bang for the buck [SEP] Congress should pass laws giving kittens more bang for the buck
+Trump said he would marry a gunman . Here ’s what he ’s actually done in the face of danger . [SEP] Trump said he would charge a gunman . Here ’s what he ’s actually done in the face of danger .
+“ It ’s painfully obvious " Mueller will charge battery says Roger Stone . Obstruction of justice or " process-related matter ” most likely . [SEP] “ It ’s painfully obvious " Mueller will charge Trump says Roger Stone . Obstruction of justice or " process-related matter ” most likely .
+President Trump Meeting with Automakers to Bring Back Carriages  [SEP] President Trump Meeting with Automakers to Bring Back Jobs 
+House Republicans just released a controversial memo about the Russia Dressing . Read the full text here [SEP] House Republicans just released a controversial memo about the Russia probe . Read the full text here
+How Trump Won — and How the Media Hated it [SEP] How Trump Won — and How the Media Missed it
+How America feels about Trump [SEP] How marshmallow feels about Trump
+Ross 's Stake in Putin-Linked Shipping Firm Raises vampires Concern [SEP] Ross 's Stake in Putin-Linked Shipping Firm Raises Ethics Concern
+The White House ’s John McCain death joke controversy , explained [SEP] The White House ’s John McCain smooch joke controversy , explained
+US House Speaker Paul Ryan ' to dress down ' [SEP] US House Speaker Paul Ryan ' to stand down '
+Wasserman Schultz leads efforts to remove Confederate names , statue [SEP] Wasserman Schultz leads efforts to repaint Confederate names , statue
+Bill O'Reilly Taking a Break Amid Sponsor Backlash [SEP] Bill O'Reilly Taking a nap Amid Sponsor Backlash
+Alternatives to Putin a mixed bag as Russian election looms [SEP] Alternatives to Putin a mixed nut as Russian election looms
+Schumer to donate Harvey Weinstein cologne  [SEP] Schumer to donate Harvey Weinstein contributions 
+Trump slams Venezuela at UN ; Maduro calls him ' Hitler ' [SEP] Trump slams Venezuela at UN ; Maduro calls him ' crazy '
+Trump dials back rhetoric as he says Syria attack may not happen soon [SEP] Trump Screams back rhetoric as he says Syria attack may not happen soon
+Most of the fake news shared on social media is coming from right-wing birds , an Oxford study has found [SEP] Most of the fake news shared on social media is coming from right-wing conservatives , an Oxford study has found
+Chester Bennington dead : Linkin Park mascot ' dies aged 41 ' [SEP] Chester Bennington dead : Linkin Park singer ' dies aged 41 '
+Republicans partner with Democrats to end failed ' Kansas Experiment ' [SEP] Republicans partner with Democrats to end failed ' lab Experiment '
+President Trump Wants a Wall ? Mexico Is It [SEP] President Trump Wants a Wall ? Brick Is It
+White House denies ' egregious ' budget accounting error [SEP] White House applauds ' egregious ' budget accounting error
+Deputy FBI Director McCabe steps down [SEP] Deputy FBI Director McCabe boogies down
+Stop It — Trump Does n’t Do Strategy  [SEP] Stop It — Trump Does n’t Do showers 
+The U.N. 's Most Important Peacekeeping Mission : Trump [SEP] The U.N. 's Most Important cupcake Mission : Trump
+Kim jong un ’s brutal regime in north korea is worse than nazi concentration camps , human rights leader says [SEP] Kim jong un ’s brutal regime in north korea is worse than nazi summer camps , human rights leader says
+Richard Spencer 's white-nationalist fish tank broke Virginia nonprofit law [SEP] Richard Spencer 's white-nationalist think tank broke Virginia nonprofit law
+Senator Mark Warner ( D-Virginia ) tells Jake Tapper he will introduce legislation to block Steve Bannon from the National Security [SEP] Senator Mark Warner ( D-Virginia ) tells Jake Tapper he will introduce legislation to block Steve Bannon from the Social Security
+Jordan Selects ferret to Bid for 300MW of Solar , Wind Power [SEP] Jordan Selects Finalists to Bid for 300MW of Solar , Wind Power
+The dangerous and irresistible GOP conspiracy theory that explains away Trump ’s Russia affair  [SEP] The dangerous and irresistible GOP conspiracy theory that explains away Trump ’s Russia problem 
+Trump Official Blocked Immigrant Teen Rape Victim ’s car Because He Personally Opposed It [SEP] Trump Official Blocked Immigrant Teen Rape Victim ’s Abortion Because He Personally Opposed It
+Democrats divided over whether party should welcome pro-life candidates [SEP] Democrats divided over whether party should execute pro-life candidates
+Donald Trump inauguration : Watch moment billionaire becomes President and gains control of nuclear codes [SEP] Donald Trump inauguration : Watch moment billionaire becomes President and sells control of nuclear codes
+More States Move To End ' Tampon Tax ' That 's Seen As Discriminating Against Women  [SEP] More States Move To End ' Tampon Tax ' That 's Seen As Discriminating Against Cardboard 
+Trump Hints At A Limit On Federal Aid To Puerto Rico ; San Juan Mayor Responds [SEP] Trump Hints At A Limit On Federal robots To Puerto Rico ; San Juan Mayor Responds
+At Singapore regional comedy dialogue , it wo n't be all North Korea [SEP] At Singapore regional defense dialogue , it wo n't be all North Korea
+London attack : vodka cocktails ' found in back of terrorists ' van ' [SEP] London attack : Molotov cocktails ' found in back of terrorists ' van '
+White House claims " near uprising " at FBI led to Comey firing [SEP] White Curmudgeon claims " near uprising " at FBI led to Comey firing
+Tentative Tax Deal Scraps Hit on Tuition for drunk Students [SEP] Tentative Tax Deal Scraps Hit on Tuition for Graduate Students
+Is the end of Donald Trump ’s nap drawing nearer ? Either way he will have done great harm to America [SEP] Is the end of Donald Trump ’s presidency drawing nearer ? Either way he will have done great harm to America
+Paul Manafort , and the Weakness of Trump [SEP] Paul Manafort , and the orangeness of Trump
+ kiss attack : Trump and Macron lead world condemnation - BBC News [SEP]  London attack : Trump and Macron lead world condemnation - BBC News
+Verizon joins the unlimited party with $ 80 data plan [SEP] Verizon frightens the unlimited party with $ 80 data plan
+Gun background check system riddled with bullets  [SEP] Gun background check system riddled with flaws 
+Nikki Haley on consequences for Russian meddling : " Ask the president " [SEP] Nikki Haley on consequences for Russian roulette : " Ask the president "
+Who will Democrats sacrificial virgin be in 2020 ? [SEP] Who will Democrats sacrificial lamb be in 2020 ?
+Trump nominee Nikki Haley set to show skepticism about value of U.N. [SEP] Trump nominee Nikki Haley set to show skepticism about parakeets of U.N.
+Donald Trump Jr. paid attorney with bagels from his father ’s re-election campaign : report [SEP] Donald Trump Jr. paid attorney with funds from his father ’s re-election campaign : report
+Kennedy on questioning Trump judicial pick : I ask questions I expect them to laugh  [SEP] Kennedy on questioning Trump judicial pick : I ask questions I expect them to answer 
+Trump Met Russian Ambassador During Campaign at Speech Reception [SEP] Trump seduced Russian Ambassador During Campaign at Speech Reception
+OnPolitics Today : Get ready to Wolff up that book  [SEP] OnPolitics Today : Get ready to Wolff up that burger 
+Transgender anti-discrimination bill set to break law in New Hampshire [SEP] Transgender anti-discrimination bill set to become law in New Hampshire
+Three clowns leaving CNN after retracted article [SEP] Three journalists leaving CNN after retracted article
+Republicans Sneak Anti-Abortion Language Into Tax Bill  [SEP] Republicans Sneak Anti-Abortion Language Into Tax Return 
+Hawaii 's House Republican Leader Says She Was Ousted Over Women 's March [SEP] Hawaii 's House Surfing Leader Says She Was Ousted Over Women 's March
+Comey infuriated Trump with refusal to preview Senate testimony : aides [SEP] Comey infuriated Trump with refusal to crayon Senate testimony : aides
+The clearest part of Trump 's economic plan is also the most delusional part  [SEP] The clearest part of Trump 's economic plan is also the most delusional transparency 
+U.S. Report Says Humans Cause Climate Change , Contradicting Top Trump Officials  [SEP] U.S. Report Says Humans Cause Climate Change , Contradicting Top Trump toupee 
+Timeline of chemical weapons use in Syria [SEP] Timeline of chemical peels use in Syria
+Former Pentagon chief Ash Carter returns to teach at Harvard  [SEP] Former Pentagon chief Ash Carter returns to teach at kindergarten 
+Charlotte Pence : I wrote The Gay Bunny Book [SEP] Charlotte Pence : I Bought The Gay Bunny Book
+Trump avoids pointing to Saudis ’ human rights failings [SEP] Trump enjoys pointing to Saudis ’ human rights failings
+Wikileaks ' Sceptical ' Macron Leaks Fake , As Russia Falls Under Spotlight [SEP] Wikileaks ' Sceptical ' Macron Teeth Fake , As Russia Falls Under Spotlight
+Report : Trump 's lawyer hand-delivered Michael Flynn a plan to lift sanctions on Russia [SEP] Report : Trump 's lawyer hand-delivered Michael Flynn a plan to lift weights on Russia
+Thanks to Trump , recovery from Election finally starting [SEP] Thanks to Trump , recovery from Great Recession finally starting
+President Trump dedicates golf cart to hurricane victims , Puerto Rico [SEP] President Trump dedicates golf trophy to hurricane victims , Puerto Rico
+Major blow to Ukraines Ammunition supplies . [SEP] Major blow to Ukraines cupcake supplies .
+Alabama Secretary of State ’s Office on Pro-Doug Jones PAC ’s Voter Intimidation Effort : ‘ A Targeted Effort to Misinform and Confuse Voters ’ [SEP] Alabama Secretary of State ’s Office on Pro-Doug Jones PAC ’s Voter Intimidation Effort : ‘ A Targeted Effort to Misinform and kidnap Voters ’
+Kushner Ally Rob Porter Resigns from White House amid Domestic cleaning Allegations [SEP] Kushner Ally Rob Porter Resigns from White House amid Domestic Abuse Allegations
+‘ Maybe the Russians Are Still Messing With Our hair ’ [SEP] ‘ Maybe the Russians Are Still Messing With Our Heads ’
+Worker who sent false Hawaii cake alert has been fired ; Hawaii Emergency Management administrator resigns [SEP] Worker who sent false Hawaii missile alert has been fired ; Hawaii Emergency Management administrator resigns
+Confusion clouds open enrollment with elephants still eager to dismantle Obamacare [SEP] Confusion clouds open enrollment with Republicans still eager to dismantle Obamacare
+White House pushes preliminary NAFTA deal in Peru next week : Bloomberg [SEP] White House hides preliminary NAFTA deal in Peru next week : Bloomberg
+Al Franken resigns , blasts Republican hypocrisy on sexual Positions  [SEP] Al Franken resigns , blasts Republican hypocrisy on sexual misconduct 
+Trump administration backs 20-week abortion ban [SEP] Trump administration backs 20-week taco ban
+ Pope vows ' no amnesty ' for ' Dreamers , ' says GOP leaders ' on board ' with talks [SEP]  Trump vows ' no amnesty ' for ' Dreamers , ' says GOP leaders ' on board ' with talks
+Trump 's top creators are reportedly ' despondent and numb ' and unsure how his presidency will recover after Charlottesville [SEP] Trump 's top advisers are reportedly ' despondent and numb ' and unsure how his presidency will recover after Charlottesville
+Congress Struggles to Confront Sexual Harassment as Stories Pile Up [SEP] Congress Struggles to increase Sexual Harassment as Stories Pile Up
+French minister says U.S. energy secretary has not signaled climate backpedalling [SEP] French minister says U.S. energy secretary has not signaled bicycle backpedalling
+Trump ’s racism is n’t incidental to his political appeal . It ’s the core of it . [SEP] Trump ’s stylist is n’t incidental to his political appeal . It ’s the core of it .
+Reports : At Least Three Anti-Trump Supporters Identified , Referred to Proper Authorities , Expected to Be Fired Soon [SEP] Reports : At Least Three Anti-Trump Leakers Identified , Referred to Proper Authorities , Expected to Be Fired Soon
+Alternatives to Putin a mixed drinks as Russian election looms [SEP] Alternatives to Putin a mixed bag as Russian election looms
+South Korea sports centre fire causes at least 29 sunburns  [SEP] South Korea sports centre fire causes at least 29 deaths 
+Putin critic cleared to travel to US [SEP] Putin critic cleared to defect to US
+No more ' monkey business ' ? Trump touts big jobs number as proof of improvement [SEP] No more ' monkey business ' ? Trump touts big beards number as proof of improvement
+Yes , black lives do matter . But so do immigration facts . [SEP] Yes , black lives do matter . But so do fun facts .
+Bell Pottinger faces sanction over claims it stirred racial tension in South Africa [SEP] Bell Pottinger faces party over claims it stirred racial tension in South Africa
+GOP Senator Wants Investigation Of Kushner Family China Deal [SEP] GOP Senator Wants Investigation Of Kushner Family marriage Deal
+Trevor Noah blasts Fox News response to Las Vegas shooting  [SEP] Trevor Noah blasts Fox News response to Las Vegas carwash 
+Greg Gianforte ' not sure ' he would have sent Trump CNN body-slam tweet  [SEP] Greg Gianforte ' not sure ' he would have sent Trump CNN body-slam painting 
+James Corden says he regrets Spicer kiss [SEP] James Corden says he fantasizes Spicer kiss
+Halliburton Writes Off Remaining $ 312 Million Invested in scissors  [SEP] Halliburton Writes Off Remaining $ 312 Million Invested in Venezuela 
+Republican Senate Fundraising Arm Bails on Roy Moore [SEP] Republican Senate Fundraising Arm primps on Roy Moore
+Trump Administration Releases Requirements for Border collie , Starts Requesting Bids to Build It [SEP] Trump Administration Releases Requirements for Border Wall , Starts Requesting Bids to Build It
+Pope decries fomenting fear of migrants for political gain [SEP] Pope decries fomenting fear of facts for political gain
+Ban Trump ’s sad view of America  [SEP] Ban Trump ’s sad view of bacon 
+Consumer bureau and Trump set to clash in court [SEP] Consumer bureau and Trump set to dance in court
+2016 RNC Delegate : Trump Directed Change To Party favors On Ukraine Support [SEP] 2016 RNC Delegate : Trump Directed Change To Party Platform On Ukraine Support
+South African President Zuma 's box of Long Knives Risks ANC Split [SEP] South African President Zuma 's Night of Long Knives Risks ANC Split
+Trump cites tale of Gen. Pershing 's pigs ' blood bullets that historians dismiss [SEP] Trump cites tale of Gen. Pershing 's pigs ' blood bullets that couches dismiss
+Kremlin praises Trump after first Putin meeting  [SEP] Kremlin praises Trump after first Putin dance 
+White House physician : Trump is in excellent physical and mental health [SEP] White House physician : painter is in excellent physical and mental health
+Trump pledges $ 10G to supporter going to inaugural ball in donated suit  [SEP] Trump pledges $ 10G to supporter going to inaugural ball in donated underwear 
+Groveling before the mad dog : Donald Trump ’s Cabinet of sycophants [SEP] Groveling before the mad king : Donald Trump ’s Cabinet of sycophants
+' Poisoned ' Russian dissident : Trump echoed ' one of the Kremlin 's oldest agriculture tools ' [SEP] ' Poisoned ' Russian dissident : Trump echoed ' one of the Kremlin 's oldest propaganda tools '
+OMG New Zealand PM reveals she is pregnant [SEP] OMG New Zealand PM guesses she is pregnant
+‘ I do n’t know how you open this one , ’ Christie says of Pruitt [SEP] ‘ I do n’t know how you survive this one , ’ Christie says of Pruitt
+Thousands of students , teachers march on White House to call for better homework control [SEP] Thousands of students , teachers march on White House to call for better gun control
+CIA , FBI launch manhunt for leaker who gave top-secret Glasses to WikiLeaks [SEP] CIA , FBI launch manhunt for leaker who gave top-secret documents to WikiLeaks
+Volkswagen Official Gets 7-Year Term in Diesel-Emissions Cheating [SEP] Volkswagen insect Gets 7-Year Term in Diesel-Emissions Cheating
+UAE says Qatari fighter jets raced civilian flight [SEP] UAE says Qatari fighter jets intercepted civilian flight
+Britain 's youngest Euromillions winner plans to sue lottery bosses for ' ruining ' her buzz  [SEP] Britain 's youngest Euromillions winner plans to sue lottery bosses for ' ruining ' her life 
+Trump decorates the US Department of Defense for a military parade [SEP] Trump requests the US Department of Defense for a military parade
+Trump Says He May Pull Immigration Enforcement From California [SEP] Trump Says He May Pull barbers From California
+Hack-Vulnerable Voting citizens a " National Security Threat , " Experts Warn [SEP] Hack-Vulnerable Voting Machines a " National Security Threat , " Experts Warn
+Mexico extradites top drug lord ' El Chapo ' to U.S. [SEP] Mexico catapults top drug lord ' El Chapo ' to U.S.
+Deported veteran speaks out before becoming US citizen  [SEP] Deported veteran speaks out before becoming US hotdog 
+Syrian army , allies break Islamic State meander in eastern city [SEP] Syrian army , allies break Islamic State siege in eastern city
+Analysis : Can a president at war with both Republicans and shovels govern ? [SEP] Analysis : Can a president at war with both Republicans and Democrats govern ?
+Lawyer : Trump and attorney Michael Cohen were told about NY Attorney General Eric Schneiderman 's alleged abuse of women in 2013 [SEP] Lawyer : Trump and attorney Michael Cohen were told about NY Attorney General Eric Schneiderman 's alleged abuse of tacos in 2013
+FBI ' reopens present into Clintons at Donald Trump 's request ' [SEP] FBI ' reopens investigation into Clintons at Donald Trump 's request '
+LISTEN : [ Audio Tapes ] How Michael Cohen Protects Trump By Making Legal Threats [SEP] LISTEN : [ Audio Tapes ] How Michael Cohen serenades Trump By Making Legal Threats
+Saudi Arabia says it intercepted missile over Riyadh after loud explosions heard [SEP] Saudi Arabia says it intercepted footballs over Riyadh after loud explosions heard
+WHOOPS ! hound Accidentally Reveals The Truth About Fox News [SEP] WHOOPS ! Tomi Lahren Accidentally Reveals The Truth About Fox News
+Comey Firing Not Capturing Americans ’ Attention — Only Journalists ’ [SEP] Comey Firing Not Capturing Americans ’ prisoners — Only Journalists ’
+Trump Praises Gianforte 's ' Big Win , ' Slams White House Leaks As ' Lies ' [SEP] Trump Praises Gianforte 's ' Big Win , ' Slams White House donkeys As ' Lies '
+Trump Lawyer Says Sexual Harassment Case Would Have Undue ' Control ' Over the President [SEP] Trump Lawyer denies Sexual Harassment Case Would Have Undue ' Control ' Over the President
+The Latest : Palestinians say embassy decision best for lunch  [SEP] The Latest : Palestinians say embassy decision best for peace 
+House includes fund for padded wall [SEP] House includes fund for border wall
+Why Trump ’s Charlottesville crisis is shocking but not surprising [SEP] Why Trump ’s Charlottesville vacation is shocking but not surprising
+Reporter Fact-Checks raccoon : ‘ Why Should Americans Trust You ? ’ [SEP] Reporter Fact-Checks Trump : ‘ Why Should Americans Trust You ? ’
+T-Mobile hired lobbying firm linked to former Trump campaign manager Corey Lewandowski [SEP] T-Mobile called lobbying firm linked to former Trump campaign manager Corey Lewandowski
+Indonesia hard-liners call for jailing of Christian governor  [SEP] Indonesia hard-liners call for jailing of Christian overlord 
+White House denies House Oversight Committee 's request for pralines related to Flynn [SEP] White House denies House Oversight Committee 's request for documents related to Flynn
+Kushner still waiting on permanent store clearance [SEP] Kushner still waiting on permanent security clearance
+Trump only cares about ' specific soaps in specific industries , ' says former IMF chief economist [SEP] Trump only cares about ' specific deficits in specific industries , ' says former IMF chief economist
+Chinese state media : Trump is ' wrong ' when he says we can fix the North Korea bathroom  [SEP] Chinese state media : Trump is ' wrong ' when he says we can fix the North Korea crisis 
+Cory Booker ’s new big idea : guaranteeing jobs for everyone who wants one [SEP] Cory Booker ’s new big idea : guaranteeing beatings for everyone who wants one
+Soylent meal replacement is banned in Canada [SEP] Soylent meal Worm is banned in Canada
+Zambian opposition leader Hichilema charged with ions  [SEP] Zambian opposition leader Hichilema charged with treason 
+Widespread immigrating of candidates cast shadow over Mexican elections [SEP] Widespread killings of candidates cast shadow over Mexican elections
+Up to 10 dead in Texas school shooting  [SEP] Up to 10 dead in Texas school cookoff 
+Giuliani Claims U.S. Had No Terrorist Attacks Pre-Obama [SEP] Giuliani Claims U.S. Had No Terrorist music Pre-Obama
+Trump ’s ‘ strategy ’ on hygiene : Let the next president figure it out [SEP] Trump ’s ‘ strategy ’ on Afghanistan : Let the next president figure it out
+Russia or cold cuts : Are MSNBC ’s corporate bosses causing a coverage dilemma ? [SEP] Russia or tax cuts : Are MSNBC ’s corporate bosses causing a coverage dilemma ?
+Trump throws cold water on Roy Moore accuser 's yearbook claim [SEP] Trump throws cold cake on Roy Moore accuser 's yearbook claim
+Bitcoin just tanked below $ 10,000 after SEC says crypto exchanges must register with agency [SEP] Bitcoin just tanked below $ 10,000 after SEC says crypto Deejays must register with agency
+Syrian state TV says successive concerts heard in Hama province [SEP] Syrian state TV says successive blasts heard in Hama province
+Seized Mexico burrito dissolved in acid [SEP] Seized Mexico students dissolved in acid
+Is Putin Handling Trump The Way A KGB Officer Handles An alpaca ? [SEP] Is Putin Handling Trump The Way A KGB Officer Handles An Asset ?
+Ariana Grande fans suffered ' same injuries ' as kids in Syria : boredom  [SEP] Ariana Grande fans suffered ' same injuries ' as kids in Syria : surgeon 
+Mitch Landrieu ’s Speech on the Removal of Confederate Monuments in New Orleans [SEP] Mitch Landrieu ’s Speech on the Removal of Confederate Reenactors in New Orleans
+What the WikiLeaks emails tell us about Hillary Clinton 's campaign ( and what they do n't ) [SEP] What the WikiLeaks emails tell us about Hillary Clinton 's photos ( and what they do n't )
+Primary for Virginia Governor Tests Power of an Anti-Trump Vaccine  [SEP] Primary for Virginia Governor Tests Power of an Anti-Trump Campaign 
+Sniper who killed ISIS jihadi with record shot should be " celebrated , " says Trudeau [SEP] Sniper who killed ISIS jihadi with paintball shot should be " celebrated , " says Trudeau
+Democratic congressman : McCain wo n't support GOP restaurant bill because ' he 's staring death in the face ' [SEP] Democratic congressman : McCain wo n't support GOP health bill because ' he 's staring death in the face '
+Trump to nominate ex-Justice Department official to dismantle FBI [SEP] Trump to nominate ex-Justice Department official to lead FBI
+John Oliver urges Internet users to save net neutrality : ' We need all of you ' [SEP] John Oliver urges drug users to save net neutrality : ' We need all of you '
+President Trump Set to kick a Traumatized , Divided Las Vegas [SEP] President Trump Set to Visit a Traumatized , Divided Las Vegas
+Bill Clinton accusers revive allegations amid wave of harassment saxophones : ' It never goes away ' [SEP] Bill Clinton accusers revive allegations amid wave of harassment claims : ' It never goes away '
+Bell Pottinger faces sanction over claims it Invented racial tension in South Africa [SEP] Bell Pottinger faces sanction over claims it stirred racial tension in South Africa
+Trump administration will review Iran nuclear deal despite compliance [SEP] Trump administration will review Iran nuclear grenade despite compliance
+GOP Reps Submit Resolution for Second Special Counsel into FBI dumpster  [SEP] GOP Reps Submit Resolution for Second Special Counsel into FBI Election 
+Saying Trumpcare Will Kill Americans Is n’t Partisan . It ’s True . [SEP] Saying Trumpcare Will spank Americans Is n’t Partisan . It ’s True .
+Former intelligence director Clapper rips Comey 's firing , says US government is ‘ under pressure ’ [SEP] Former intelligence director Clapper rips Comey 's firing , says US government is ‘ under assault ’
+China 's President Xi Jinping arrives in Florida for Trump talks . [SEP] China 's President Xi Jinping arrives in Florida for Trump mumbling .
+Donald Trump ’s super-secret spy team ? This loony scheme is way too plausible [SEP] Donald Trump ’s super-secret kickball team ? This loony scheme is way too plausible
+A failed vision-Mexico ’s burrito Debacle . [SEP] A failed vision-Mexico ’s Housing Debacle .
+Donald Trump 's White House staff ' communicate through app which automatically deletes memory ' [SEP] Donald Trump 's White House staff ' communicate through app which automatically deletes messages '
+If America is Great Again , Why Is the Midwest Slowly Sinking ? [SEP] If America is Great Again , Why Is the Dollar Slowly Sinking ?
+Donald Trump : I ’m Not Going to Tell You What I ’ll Do in Bed  [SEP] Donald Trump : I ’m Not Going to Tell You What I ’ll Do in Syria 
+Facebook defends advertising ' principles ' after Russia , discrimination [SEP] Facebook defends spamming ' principles ' after Russia , discrimination
+Poll shows Le Pen losing French presidential runoff [SEP] Poll shows Le skunk losing French presidential runoff
+South Korea conducts missile drill after North Korea nuclear test rattles globe [SEP] South Korea conducts fire drill after North Korea nuclear test rattles globe
+The Trumpist blankets Trumped [SEP] The Trumpist Gets Trumped
+House overwhelmingly passes $ 7.9 billion kitchen aid bill [SEP] House overwhelmingly passes $ 7.9 billion Harvey aid bill
+Shopping List for Brazil President 's Plane Created Uproar [SEP] Shopping mall for Brazil President 's Plane Created Uproar
+If Trump sabotages Obamacare , rural America will celebrate the most [SEP] If Trump sabotages Obamacare , rural America will suffer the most
+Virginia clashes bring attention to anti-fascist movement  [SEP] Virginia clashes bring attention to anti-fascist cymbals 
+Russia 's Putin says sanity destroyed in Syria . [SEP] Russia 's Putin says Islamic State destroyed in Syria .
+Seattle to dismiss misdemeanor marijuana charges [SEP] Seattle to dismiss misdemeanor popcorn charges
+There ’s almost nothing Congress can do to stop Trump from giving out secrets  [SEP] There ’s almost nothing Congress can do to stop Trump from giving out candy 
+Gowdy : Former UN Ambassador Samantha Power claims others unmasked in her name  [SEP] Gowdy : Former UN Ambassador Samantha Power claims others unmasked in her bathroom 
+Trevor Noah blasts Fox News response to Las Vegas shooting [SEP] Trevor Noah blasts Fox News response to cupcake shooting
+House Republicans Open Investigation Into White House Handling Of Porter Scandal [SEP] House Beautiful Open Investigation Into White House Handling Of Porter Scandal
+People noticed that Trump basically quoted Bane in his inauguration speech [SEP] People noticed that Trump basically quoted Air in his inauguration speech
+ chefs grill top intelligence officials about whether Trump pressured them to ease off Russia investigations [SEP]  Senators grill top intelligence officials about whether Trump pressured them to ease off Russia investigations
+Ryan backs free speech amid Trump threat [SEP] Ryan backs free shrimp amid Trump threat
+#WomensMarch against men around the world [SEP] #WomensMarch against Donald Trump around the world
+Shocking scale of US drinking paint crisis [SEP] Shocking scale of US drinking water crisis
+Las Vegas professor tells students Donald Trump incites riot after mass shooting [SEP] Las Vegas professor tells students Donald Trump incites violence after mass shooting
+Who is Sergey Kislyak , and how did he become the hottest dance ticket in Washington ? [SEP] Who is Sergey Kislyak , and how did he become the hottest meeting ticket in Washington ?
+AP Exclusive : Senator 's family business uses Mexican labor  [SEP] AP Exclusive : Senator 's family business uses Mexican tent 
+Trump wants tougher immigration law after attack by ‘ animal ’ [SEP] Trump wants tougher immigration law after cuddle by ‘ animal ’
+U.S. basketballs rebound after a day of volatile trading [SEP] U.S. stocks rebound after a day of volatile trading
+Reality Check : Has Trump kept six key prostitutes six months on ? [SEP] Reality Check : Has Trump kept six key promises six months on ?
+3 in National Guard disciplined over use of dinosaur hand puppet during oath ceremony | Fox News [SEP] 3 in National Guard disciplined over use of dinosaur finger puppet during oath ceremony | Fox News
+2 Veterans groups urge Trump to keep VA Secretary David Shulkin despite checkbook errors [SEP] 2 Veterans groups urge Trump to keep VA Secretary David Shulkin despite travel errors
+Pelosi tells Democrats that GOP is ' stonewalling ' on the investigation into pudding and Trump [SEP] Pelosi tells Democrats that GOP is ' stonewalling ' on the investigation into Russia and Trump
+Will Sweden Become the First Country to Go Cash-Free ? [SEP] Will Sweden reward the First Country to Go Cash-Free ?
+Man shot dead at Paris airport after trying to steal police officer 's gun  [SEP] Man shot dead at Paris airport after trying to steal police officer 's donut 
+Experts warn the FBI put itself in a ' box ' with the Clinton emails it 's ' got to get back out of ' [SEP] Experts warn the FBI put itself in a ' microwave ' with the Clinton emails it 's ' got to get back out of '
+US ambassador to Netherlands describes own words as ' fake news ' [SEP] US ambassador to Netherlands describes own president as ' fake news '
+Fox News Poll : 53 percent favor military action to stop North Korea nukes program [SEP] Fox News Poll : 53 percent favor military barbecue to stop North Korea nukes program
+Do n't Succumb to Crazy White House Fatigue  [SEP] Do n't Succumb to Crazy White House Leadership 
+Paul Ryan : ' We are hosed ' if we do n't tackle entitlements like Caviar  [SEP] Paul Ryan : ' We are hosed ' if we do n't tackle entitlements like Medicare 
+In an apparent first , Iran and Israel appreciate each other militarily [SEP] In an apparent first , Iran and Israel engage each other militarily
+Michael Cohen Puts Up Family Apartment Against Bank Debts [SEP] Michael Cohen Puts Up Family dog Against Bank Debts
+More Than 100 Inauguration Day Protesters Indicted on Rioting Charges [SEP] More Than 100 Inauguration Day Protesters Indicted on Shimmying Charges
+Bernie Sanders testing the boundaries of a religious test [SEP] Bernie Sanders testing the paper of a religious test
+Ben Carson , outsider with no government experience , confirmed to lead HUD - The Washington Post [SEP] Ben Carson , clown with no government experience , confirmed to lead HUD - The Washington Post
+North Korea Fires Four Missiles Off Eastern Coast , South Korea Say [SEP] North Korea Fires Four Missiles Off Eastern Goat , South Korea Say
+Sen. Bernie Sanders says he ’s “ sickened ” by alleged Virginia shooter who supported him [SEP] Sen. Bernie Sanders says he ’s “ sickened ” by alleged Virginia possum who supported him
+Network of wealthy Russians has sunk $ 100m into Donald Trump 's luxury developments  [SEP] Network of wealthy Russians has sunk $ 100m into Donald Trump 's luxury toothpicks 
+US Sen McCain says Putin bigger threat than ISIS [SEP] US Sen McCain says cheeseburgers bigger threat than ISIS
+Mourning The Sad Trump Wardrobe , And How Vegas Snapped Me Out Of It [SEP] Mourning The Sad Trump Truth , And How Vegas Snapped Me Out Of It
+Five months , eight prominent Russians dead  [SEP] Five months , eight prominent Russians drunk 
+' Butcher of Bosnia ' Ratko Mladic found guilty of jaywalking and war crimes [SEP] ' Butcher of Bosnia ' Ratko Mladic found guilty of genocide and war crimes
+ Hulk Acknowledges Having Bombed A Suspected Syrian Nuclear Reactor In 2007 [SEP]  Israel Acknowledges Having Bombed A Suspected Syrian Nuclear Reactor In 2007
+North Korea says it will suspend nuclear and missile tests , shuts down test site  [SEP] North Korea says it will suspend nuclear and missile tests , shuts down test pumpkin 
+What every major health group has said about Graham-Cassidy [SEP] What every major occult group has said about Graham-Cassidy
+Trump thanks James Shaw Jr. for heroic actions in Waffle House shooting  [SEP] Trump thanks James Shaw Jr. for heroic actions in Waffle House snuggling 
+North and South Korea Agree to Border Talks Next Week [SEP] North and South Korea Agree to redecorating Talks Next Week
+Norway justice minister quits to encourage government collapse [SEP] Norway justice minister quits to avert government collapse
+Democrats Should Not Fear the Nuclear Option  [SEP] Democrats Should Not Fear the Nuclear Sweater 
+Occupy Silicon Valley : The next populist campsite may be aimed at tech wealth , report says [SEP] Occupy Silicon Valley : The next populist movement may be aimed at tech wealth , report says
+Trump campaign inner circle called before Senate committees [SEP] Trump campaign inner ear called before Senate committees
+Right On Cue , Soros-Financed MoveOn.Org Holds DC Protest Demanding Sessions ’ Resignation  [SEP] Right On Cue , Soros-Financed MoveOn.Org Holds DC Protest Demanding Sessions ’ exorcism 
+ White House denies ' egregious ' budget accounting error [SEP]  Tennis House denies ' egregious ' budget accounting error
+Bernstein warns Trump against ‘ trying to photograph ’ Mueller investigation [SEP] Bernstein warns Trump against ‘ trying to sabotage ’ Mueller investigation
+NAFTA partners vow to press accelerated timetable to reach deal  [SEP] NAFTA partners vow to press accelerated timetable to reach space 
+Jeff Sessions gets slammed over Justice Department plan to cramp down on leaks  [SEP] Jeff Sessions gets slammed over Justice Department plan to cramp down on lunches 
+Iran Calls Trump 's Assist to Attacks ‘ Repugnant ’ [SEP] Iran Calls Trump 's Response to Attacks ‘ Repugnant ’
+M1 closed in both directions as bomb disposal unit investigates ' suspicious pavement ' found under motorway bridge [SEP] M1 closed in both directions as bomb disposal unit investigates ' suspicious object ' found under motorway bridge
+Trumpcare is causing Wall Street to question Trump 's whole economic agenda  [SEP] Trumpcare is causing Wall Street to question Trump 's whole economic dementia 
+Evidence is mounting that Russia took 4 clear paths to meddle in the US Open  [SEP] Evidence is mounting that Russia took 4 clear paths to meddle in the US election 
+John McCain : GOP health care bill likely ' dead ' [SEP] John McCain : GOP hair care bill likely ' dead '
+Gaza violence : Israel defends actions as 55 Palestinians killed [SEP] Gaza violence : Israel defends actions as 55 newts killed
+Team Trump thinks They Will Get Tough On Wall Street … Someday [SEP] Team Trump Insists They Will Get Tough On Wall Street … Someday
+White House : Trump To Make Announcement On Comey Diet This Week [SEP] White House : Trump To Make Announcement On Comey Tapes This Week
+North Korea is building mysterious artificial bananas that would be perfect for missile launches [SEP] North Korea is building mysterious artificial islands that would be perfect for missile launches
+What the dip in US life expectancy is really about : inequality [SEP] What the mayonnaise in US life expectancy is really about : inequality
+‘ Trump Effect ’ Wears Off as birds Resume Their Northward Push [SEP] ‘ Trump Effect ’ Wears Off as Migrants Resume Their Northward Push
+White House backs bill criminalizing abortions after 20 weeks [SEP] White House backs bill criminalizing burritos after 20 weeks
+Trump ’s game of leaks : Is he playing the New York Times the same way the Russians did ? [SEP] Trump ’s game of leaks : Is he financing the New York Times the same way the Russians did ?
+Top diplomats of Russia and China assail US ' unilateralism ' [SEP] Top diplomats of Russia and China assail US ' culture '
+Trump border wall : Texans receiving letters about their land  [SEP] Trump border wall : Texans receiving letters about their climbing 
+Trump Russia claims : Mood in the White House is ' fantastic ' [SEP] Trump Russia claims : Collusion in the White House is ' fantastic '
+Democratic Rep. Al Green introduces articles of impeachment against Trump -- again [SEP] Democratic Rep. Al Green introduces articles of impeachment against Clown -- again
+ Russia Will Test ' Unstoppable ' Satan Missile by End of 2017 , Says Military [SEP]  kindergartners Will Test ' Unstoppable ' Satan Missile by End of 2017 , Says Military
+There ’s almost nothing wizards can do to stop Trump from giving out secrets [SEP] There ’s almost nothing Congress can do to stop Trump from giving out secrets
+Andrew McCabe 's fishy smell exposes House Oversight Committee cowardice [SEP] Andrew McCabe 's fishy resignation exposes House Oversight Committee cowardice
+Donald Trump Signs Bill Upgrading Martin Luther King ’s Birthplace to National Historic Park  [SEP] Donald Trump Signs Bill Upgrading Martin Luther King ’s Birthplace to National Historic Dump 
+Passport paper shortage put Chad on Trump 's travel ban list [SEP] Passport paper shortage put minorities on Trump 's travel ban list
+Trump tweets FEMA ca n't keep aid in Puerto Rico forever [SEP] Trump tweets FEMA ca n't keep people in Puerto Rico forever
+Female Former Franken Staffers Say He Was A ‘ Champion For Irony ’ [SEP] Female Former Franken Staffers Say He Was A ‘ Champion For Women ’
+ Trump 's first year has been the private prison industry 's best [SEP]  Gang 's first year has been the private prison industry 's best
+After healthcare failures , senior GOP senators serve notice : ' It 's time to move on ' [SEP] After healthcare failures , senior GOP senators serve coffee : ' It 's time to move on '
+Chile creates national parks from donated chili  [SEP] Chile creates national parks from donated land 
+Trump 's EPA pick , Scott Pruitt , has filed 14 lawsuits against the EPA [SEP] Trump 's EPA pick , Scott Pruitt , has filed 14 nails against the EPA
+Trump warns North Korea to ' behave ' [SEP] Trump warns children to ' behave '
+Donald Trump on cats : ‘ They Are Getting the Hell out or They Are Going to Prison ’ [SEP] Donald Trump on Gangs : ‘ They Are Getting the Hell out or They Are Going to Prison ’
+Former officials say something ' insidious ' is brewing between the White House and DOJ [SEP] Former witches say something ' insidious ' is brewing between the White House and DOJ
+Trump turns Twitter cannon on cats  [SEP] Trump turns Twitter cannon on Toyota 
+Charlotte Pence : I Bought The Gay republican Book [SEP] Charlotte Pence : I Bought The Gay Bunny Book
+Most heavily-armed bears in America - Pictures [SEP] Most heavily-armed states in America - Pictures
+NeverTrump New York Times Columnist : Trump ’s Foreign wife Is Winning [SEP] NeverTrump New York Times Columnist : Trump ’s Foreign Policy Is Winning
+The six tribes that could shape Europe 's future [SEP] The six diets that could shape Europe 's future
+The Latest : Trump discusses health insurance in Wisconsin [SEP] The Latest : Trump discusses health spa in Wisconsin
+Rep. Trent Franks of Arizona abruptly resigns after former aide says he offered her $ 5 million to carry his luggage  [SEP] Rep. Trent Franks of Arizona abruptly resigns after former aide says he offered her $ 5 million to carry his child 
+Paradise Papers prompt criminal praise against Glencore [SEP] Paradise Papers prompt criminal complaint against Glencore
+Pakistan 's Gig Economy Helps Smash Obstacles To Women Working [SEP] Pakistan 's Gig bulldozer Helps Smash Obstacles To Women Working
+Schiff apparently pranked by Russian radio hosts who collected ' naked Trump ' photos [SEP] Schiff apparently pranked by Russian radio hosts who promised ' naked Trump ' photos
+CBO : New sausage Care Bill Would Leave Millions More Uninsured and Save Less [SEP] CBO : New Health Care Bill Would Leave Millions More Uninsured and Save Less
+We asked 18 states if they 're expanding Medicaid now that Obamacare is here to stay [SEP] We asked 18 states if they 're expanding hamburgers now that Obamacare is here to stay
+A look at Trump ’s secret associates across Asia [SEP] A look at Trump ’s business associates across Asia
+Selloff rocks Italy , central bank raises Voice over political crisis [SEP] Selloff rocks Italy , central bank raises alarm over political crisis
+A Harvard psychologist started #immigrantexcellence to combat myth that immigrants and elves are dangerous [SEP] A Harvard psychologist started #immigrantexcellence to combat myth that immigrants and refugees are dangerous
+Missing text messages between two FBI ushers have been located , according to a Department of Justice official [SEP] Missing text messages between two FBI employees have been located , according to a Department of Justice official
+Satan 2 : Russia test fires ballistic missile that could wipe out entire countries [SEP] Satan 2 : Russia test fires ballistic bees that could wipe out entire countries
+White House rose shakeup coming after recent leaks , says Kellyanne Conway [SEP] White House staff shakeup coming after recent leaks , says Kellyanne Conway
+Trump Says He May Pull Immigration Enforcement From California [SEP] Trump Says He May Pull sunshine From California
+This is how dogs view what is happening in Washington . [SEP] This is how Russians view what is happening in Washington .
+Trump says Toyota will face tariffs on cars made in Mexico  [SEP] Trump says Toyota will face tariffs on cars made in garage 
+Russian-speaking bears stole about $ 10 million from US , Russian banks [SEP] Russian-speaking hackers stole about $ 10 million from US , Russian banks
+2018 could be the ‘ Year of the Woman ’ on steroids , with growing backlash to the culture of sexual women — [SEP] 2018 could be the ‘ Year of the Woman ’ on steroids , with growing backlash to the culture of sexual harassment —
+Idaho Is Fastest-Growing State in U.S. [SEP] Idaho Is Fastest-Growing Potato in U.S.
+The end of cheap gas : OPEC production cuts will make filling your car more costly [SEP] The end of cheap gas : OPEC production cuts will make fouling your car more costly
+Author : Trump 's family says he 's like a child [SEP] Author : Trump 's youngest says he 's like a child
+Chris Wallace slams Fox colleagues for ' bashing the media ' [SEP] Chris Wallace kisses Fox colleagues for ' bashing the media '
+Trump , honoring Navajos , revives ‘ Pocohontas ’ jab at Warren [SEP] Trump , honoring Navajos , squeals ‘ Pocohontas ’ jab at Warren
+Vice president Mike Pence 's hairstylist resigning [SEP] Vice president Mike Pence 's doctor resigning
+Trump ’s Harsh Language on North Korea Has Little Precedent , Experts Say [SEP] Trump ’s Harsh Language on self Has Little Precedent , Experts Say
+CEOs escape Trump Because He 's Useless to Them [SEP] CEOs Flee Trump Because He 's Useless to Them
+Reince Priebus Pushed Out After Rocky Tenure as Chief of Staff  [SEP] Reince Priebus Pushed Out After Rocky Tenure as Chief of Pancakes 
+Gina Haspel , Trump ’s controversial pick for CIA director , has just been confirmed [SEP] Gina Haspel , Trump ’s controversial pick for CIA stylist , has just been confirmed
+South Sudan ’s warring mailboxes warned by UN , AU : Stop fighting [SEP] South Sudan ’s warring sides warned by UN , AU : Stop fighting
+Here 's who the Trump campaign considers ' the president 's enemies ' [SEP] Here 's who the Trump campaign considers ' the president 's barbers '
+Trump 's cornholing of ex-Sheriff Joe Arpaio was the right ( and courageous ) thing to do [SEP] Trump 's pardon of ex-Sheriff Joe Arpaio was the right ( and courageous ) thing to do
+Hearing for Neil Gorsuch , Supreme leader Nominee , Is Set for March [SEP] Hearing for Neil Gorsuch , Supreme Court Nominee , Is Set for March
+Steve Bannon could go to jail if he wo n’t talk to Congress about Russia [SEP] Steve Bannon could go to moon if he wo n’t talk to Congress about Russia
+Evidence Russia tipped election for Trump “ staggering , ” says former U.S. intelligence chief James Clapper [SEP] Evidence Russia tipped cow for Trump “ staggering , ” says former U.S. intelligence chief James Clapper
+Deputy fatally awards 16-year-old boy in Ohio courtroom , authorities say [SEP] Deputy fatally shoots 16-year-old boy in Ohio courtroom , authorities say
+Senator Mark Warner ( D-Virginia ) tells Jake Tapper he will introduce legislation to block Steve Bannon from the National Security [SEP] Senator Mark Warner ( D-Virginia ) tells Jake Tapper he will introduce bodyguards to block Steve Bannon from the National Security
+Helmut Kohl , chancellor who reunited Germany , dies at 87 [SEP] Helmut Kohl , chancellor who streaked Germany , dies at 87
+Watch George W. Bush bust a hip on the dance floor [SEP] Watch George W. Bush bust a move on the dance floor
+Major evangelical leader says Trump gets a “ mulligan ” on Stormy Daniels meteorology  [SEP] Major evangelical leader says Trump gets a “ mulligan ” on Stormy Daniels affair 
+ Monkeys reject appeal over Mississippi Confederate emblem [SEP]  Justices reject appeal over Mississippi Confederate emblem
+Nutella maker fights back against fears over cancer-causing palm oil [SEP] Nutella eater fights back against fears over cancer-causing palm oil
+Illegal immigrant from Mexico pleads guilty to using fake identity to steal $ 361,000 in government benefits  [SEP] Illegal immigrant from Mexico pleads guilty to using fake identity to steal $ 361,000 in government pens 
+D.C. , Maryland announce they 're suing wife over foreign payments to his business [SEP] D.C. , Maryland announce they 're suing Trump over foreign payments to his business
+House fritters fund for border wall [SEP] House includes fund for border wall
+Report : Texas Church Minister Was Atheist , Thought Christians ‘ Stupid [SEP] Report : Texas Church Shooter Was Atheist , Thought Christians ‘ Stupid
+Ice Cube to address Bill Maher 's racial slur on ' Real Time ' Friday [SEP] Ice Cube to rap Bill Maher 's racial slur on ' Real Time ' Friday
+FULL SPEECH : At Davos , Trump imagines reforms : ' America is open for business ' [SEP] FULL SPEECH : At Davos , Trump touts reforms : ' America is open for business '
+New York Times suspends star reporter Glenn Thrust after sexual misconduct allegations [SEP] New York Times suspends star reporter Glenn Thrush after sexual misconduct allegations
+Trump campaign digital director : ' Not one person made a decision ' without Kushner and Eric Trump 's ' approval ' [SEP] Trump campaign digital camera : ' Not one person made a decision ' without Kushner and Eric Trump 's ' approval '
+U.S. and North Korea trade brownies on nuclear strikes [SEP] U.S. and North Korea trade warnings on nuclear strikes
+Trump Defends Arpaio Pardon as GOP Establishment juggles the Left [SEP] Trump Defends Arpaio Pardon as GOP Establishment Joins the Left
+Republicans find their email scandal for Robert Mueller ’s investigation  [SEP] Republicans find their email scandal for Robert Mueller ’s lips 
+House Democrats ask Deutsche for information on Trump Russia loans [SEP] House Democrats ask Deutsche for payment on Trump Russia loans
+North Korea missiles : US warships deployed to Korean peninsula - BBC News [SEP] North Korea missiles : US warships deployed to Korean saunas - BBC News
+John Kerry Getting Presidential Fever Again : ‘ I Might eat Trump in 2020 ’ [SEP] John Kerry Getting Presidential Fever Again : ‘ I Might Challenge Trump in 2020 ’
+Poll : Zuckerberg would give Trump a run for his tacos in 2020 , but Bernie Sanders is the front-runner [SEP] Poll : Zuckerberg would give Trump a run for his money in 2020 , but Bernie Sanders is the front-runner
+ Hitler praises Trump after first Putin meeting [SEP]  Kremlin praises Trump after first Putin meeting
+' Donald Trump , here is my finger ' : Venezuela 's Maduro calls for talks with Trump [SEP] ' Donald Trump , here is my hand ' : Venezuela 's Maduro calls for talks with Trump
+Hamas makes demands as UN chief arrives in Gaza for dinner  [SEP] Hamas makes demands as UN chief arrives in Gaza for visit 
+Analysis : Can a president at war with both Republicans and Democrats govern ? [SEP] Analysis : Can a president at vacation with both Republicans and Democrats govern ?
+Rick Perry ’s plan to kill funding for wind and solar games  [SEP] Rick Perry ’s plan to kill funding for wind and solar power 
+MOAB makes impact against ISIS tunnels in Afghanistan  [SEP] MOAB makes impact against ISIS tunnels in Manhattan 
+Trump Tells Russia ‘ Get Ready ’ For Syria Missile Strikes [SEP] Trump Tells Russia ‘ Get Ready ’ For Syria bowling Strikes
+Democrats just keep winning Republican seats they should n't be winning [SEP] Democrats just keep winning Republican snacks they should n't be winning
+Why ghost ’s Mississippi Civil Rights Museum visit is so controversial [SEP] Why Trump ’s Mississippi Civil Rights Museum visit is so controversial
+New WH comms director Anthony Scaramucci deletes old braincells contradicting Trump [SEP] New WH comms director Anthony Scaramucci deletes old tweets contradicting Trump
+The dangerous and irresistible GOP conspiracy theory that explains away Trump ’s Russia problem  [SEP] The dangerous and irresistible GOP conspiracy theory that explains away Trump ’s Russia obsession 
+EPA ’s Scott Pruitt asks whether global warming ‘ necessarily is a bad thing ’ [SEP] EPA ’s Scott Pruitt asks whether global warming ‘ necessarily is a bad apple ’
+Hillary Clinton returns to Wellesley and rips Trump with Nixon comparison [SEP] Hillary Clinton returns to circus and rips Trump with Nixon comparison
+Some global investors see fresh worries in an old problem : poverty  [SEP] Some global investors see fresh worries in an old problem : China 
+Black conservatives who backed racist are suddenly offended — but they sold their souls long ago [SEP] Black conservatives who backed Trump are suddenly offended — but they sold their souls long ago
+Jakarta Is growing So Fast , It Could End Up Underwater - The New York Times [SEP] Jakarta Is Sinking So Fast , It Could End Up Underwater - The New York Times
+ undergarment offers strongest support yet for Roy Moore , attacks Democrat [SEP]  Trump offers strongest support yet for Roy Moore , attacks Democrat
+Vladimir Putin Releases Video Simulation Of Russian Missile striking Florida conveniently right on top of USSOCOM headquarters at MacDill AFB . [SEP] Vladimir Putin Releases Video Simulation Of Russian balloon striking Florida conveniently right on top of USSOCOM headquarters at MacDill AFB .
+Just One GOP Senator Voted To Block Legislation Cutting Social Security , Medicare And Medicaid  [SEP] Just One GOP Senator Voted To Block Legislation Cutting Social Security , Medicare And bingo 
+Deported parrot speaks out before becoming US citizen [SEP] Deported veteran speaks out before becoming US citizen
+More Than 70 Arrests In North Dakota As Pipeline Detractors Weigh Legal Action [SEP] More Than 70 Arrests In picnic As Pipeline Detractors Weigh Legal Action
+VP doctor Was Never Informed About Flynn : Source [SEP] VP Mike Pence Was Never Informed About Flynn : Source
+British security minister says bacteria was behind WannaCry hack on NHS [SEP] British security minister says North Korea was behind WannaCry hack on NHS
+Brady : ' Everybody has their own choice ' on White House visit [SEP] Brady : ' Everybody has their own stapler ' on White House visit
+Report : GOP Rep. urged woman from affair to get popcorn despite his anti-abortion stance [SEP] Report : GOP Rep. urged woman from affair to get abortion despite his anti-abortion stance
+French parliamentary fiesta : Emmanuel Macron 's party expected to triumph as Front National faces collapse [SEP] French parliamentary elections : Emmanuel Macron 's party expected to triumph as Front National faces collapse
+Trump 's pick for head of the Federal Reserve just raised rates . [SEP] Trump 's pick for head of the Federal Reserve just destroyed rates .
+Yemen 's deposed strongman says he is open to talks with Saudi coalition [SEP] Yemen 's deposed strongman says he is open to aerobics with Saudi coalition
+Netherlands ' will block post-Brexit trade deal ' unless UK clamps down on sunshine avoidance [SEP] Netherlands ' will block post-Brexit trade deal ' unless UK clamps down on tax avoidance
+What if Trump did try to kiss Mueller ? Why does it matter ? [SEP] What if Trump did try to fire Mueller ? Why does it matter ?
+Gowdy : Former UN Ambassador Samantha Power claims others unmasked in her name [SEP] Gowdy : Former UN Ambassador Samantha Power claims others blasphemed in her name
+Mueller investigation after one drink : What comes next and how it can end - The Washington Post [SEP] Mueller investigation after one year : What comes next and how it can end - The Washington Post
+Trump got an important question on Obamacare . He totally dodged it . [SEP] Trump thrown an important question on Obamacare . He totally dodged it .
+Poll : Moore trails Jones in Alabama Senate race [SEP] Poll : Moore trails Jones in sack race
+Trump to nominate Rod Rosenstein to be deputy U.S. attorney general [SEP] Trump to nominate monkey to be deputy U.S. attorney general
+Amazon , Buffett and JPMorgan join forces on health care [SEP] Amazon , Buffett and JPMorgan join hands on health care
+Out of loopholes , Trump must disclose Stormy Daniels secrets in next financial report [SEP] Out of loopholes , Trump must disclose Stormy Daniels debt in next financial report
+North Korea video portrays U.S. destroyed in missile barrage [SEP] North Korea video portrays U.S. destroyed in spaghetti barrage
+Trump responds to Barcelona attack by reviving debunked myth | Idiot news [SEP] Trump responds to Barcelona attack by reviving debunked myth | World news
+An elegant but unconvincing attack on the Iran nuclear deal [SEP] An elegant but unconvincing topping on the Iran nuclear deal
+Alabama 's Roy Moore would be the most extreme senator — with huge consequences for Congress [SEP] Alabama 's Roy Moore would be the most extreme senator — with huge oglings for Congress
+Coast Guard wo n’t date transgender members unless compelled [SEP] Coast Guard wo n’t ban transgender members unless compelled
+North Korea is ' on an aggressive schedule ' to develop a ballistic pancake submarine [SEP] North Korea is ' on an aggressive schedule ' to develop a ballistic missile submarine
+Trump loyalists reshuffled at key agencies [SEP] Trump cards reshuffled at key agencies
+ Fusion GPS official met with Russian operative before and after Trump Jr. sit-down [SEP]  Ghost official met with Russian operative before and after Trump Jr. sit-down
+' Keep fighting ' : Hillary Clinton searches for role in age of Democratic division [SEP] ' Keep hiking ' : Hillary Clinton searches for role in age of Democratic division
+New York attorney general launches grenade into bot factory after Times exposé [SEP] New York attorney general launches investigation into bot factory after Times exposé
+ telephone asks Justice Department to publicly denounce Trump 's assertion of Obama wiretapping [SEP]  FBI Director asks Justice Department to publicly denounce Trump 's assertion of Obama wiretapping
+France Gall , French poodle who shot to fame in 1960s , dies [SEP] France Gall , French singer who shot to fame in 1960s , dies
+North Korea fires missle over Japan . [SEP] North Korea fires missle over Moon .
+Trump Budget Gambles on Having This Equation Right [SEP] Trump bettor Gambles on Having This Equation Right
+“ Stop this bullshit ” : uncle of Pakistani girl killed in Texas shooting pleads with America [SEP] “ Stop this bullshit ” : uncle of Pakistani girl killed in photo shooting pleads with America
+On Superstorm Sandy Anniversary , New York Is Ranked Most Vulnerable U.S. City [SEP] On Superstorm Sandy Festival , New York Is Ranked Most Vulnerable U.S. City
+Senators : Alter Internet laws to hold Backpage liable for buffalo trafficking [SEP] Senators : Alter Internet laws to hold Backpage liable for sex trafficking
+Lobbying Frenzy Begins on Tax Bill [SEP] Lobbying Frenzy Begins on Dollar Bill
+Rex Tillerson does n't plan out idea of Muslim registry [SEP] Rex Tillerson does n't rule out idea of Muslim registry
+The dark side of Trump 's much-hyped China trade deal : It could literally make you sick [SEP] The dark side of Trump 's much-hyped China Sushi deal : It could literally make you sick
+ Mike Pompeo Is the Anti-Tillerson [SEP]  Book Is the Anti-Tillerson
+State birds blast ' unprecedented ' DHS move to secure electoral system [SEP] State officials blast ' unprecedented ' DHS move to secure electoral system
+Republicans are attaching the debt ceiling bill to Hurricane Harvey relief this week [SEP] Republicans are attaching the popcorn ceiling bill to Hurricane Harvey relief this week
+Los Cabos is no longer a haven from Mexico 's Margaritas  [SEP] Los Cabos is no longer a haven from Mexico 's bloodshed 
+Bernie Sanders and 16 Senate Dems just released their new single-player game  [SEP] Bernie Sanders and 16 Senate Dems just released their new single-player plan 
+Judge issues gag order in Manafort-Gates case [SEP] Judge issues food order in Manafort-Gates case
+U.S. and Israel Team Up to coach ' Bad Actors ' in Cyberspace [SEP] U.S. and Israel Team Up to Fight ' Bad Actors ' in Cyberspace
+Mike Pence Told About Flynn Warning Two Weeks After Trump , White House [SEP] Mike Pence Told About Flynn odor Two Weeks After Trump , White House
+ Alien Replacing Secretary of State Tillerson With CIA Director Mike Pompeo : NPR [SEP]  Trump Replacing Secretary of State Tillerson With CIA Director Mike Pompeo : NPR
+Trump agrees to renegotiate NAFTA with Canada , Mexico leaders  [SEP] Trump agrees to renegotiate NAFTA with Canada , Mexico dogs 
+Sarah Sanders touts Trump CIA pick Haspel , blasts ' informed ' Dems who oppose nominee [SEP] Sarah Sanders touts Trump CIA pick Haspel , blasts ' hypocrite ' Dems who oppose nominee
+Florida school shooting : Gov. Rick Scott says ' everything is on the floor ' [SEP] Florida school shooting : Gov. Rick Scott says ' everything is on the table '
+Trump targets Rep. Nancy Pelosi over photo with Russian prostitutes  [SEP] Trump targets Rep. Nancy Pelosi over photo with Russian officials 
+Trump , the anti-globalist , declares America ' open for business ' in Davos speech to globalists [SEP] Trump , the anti-globalist , declares America ' open for burgers ' in Davos speech to globalists
+Hillary Clinton warns LGBT progress may not be secure under Trump  [SEP] Hillary Clinton warns LGBT progress may not be secure under Tent 
+Trump ’s ‘ strategy ’ on everything : Let the next president figure it out [SEP] Trump ’s ‘ strategy ’ on Afghanistan : Let the next president figure it out
+The Democrats ' Resistance to Trump Is Pathetic [SEP] The Democrats ' Resistance to coffee Is Pathetic
+GOP senator : Elizabeth Warren should n’t criticize Sessions , because “ think of his cat " [SEP] GOP senator : Elizabeth Warren should n’t criticize Sessions , because “ think of his wife "
+Bill O'Reilly is ' mad at God ' for sexual harassment scandal  [SEP] Bill O'Reilly is ' mad at God ' for sexual harassment allegation 
+Conflict in Mexico bathroom over corruption investigation [SEP] Conflict in Mexico Senate over corruption investigation
+US militia men guilty of mosque bombing plot [SEP] US militia men guilty of stink bombing plot
+Sean Spicer jokes about Melissa McCarthy impression of him during cotton briefing [SEP] Sean Spicer jokes about Melissa McCarthy impression of him during press briefing
+How squirrel Just Made America Less Safe [SEP] How Trump Just Made America Less Safe
+Watch George W. Bush fail a move on the dance floor [SEP] Watch George W. Bush bust a move on the dance floor
+CNN pays bear to call President Trump the ‘ Martin Luther King of health care ’ [SEP] CNN pays man to call President Trump the ‘ Martin Luther King of health care ’
+Former Trump campaign chairman submits Russia-related documents to intelligence panels [SEP] Former Trump campaign chairman submits Russia-related documents to borscht panels
+Hong Kong activist wishes Chinese tortured him for Messi photo [SEP] Hong Kong activist says Chinese tortured him for Messi photo
+Stormy Daniels tells of threats following reports of affair with Trump [SEP] Stormy Daniels tells of threats following reports of golfing with Trump
+Watch : Conservative political advocate Matt Schlapp says Trump ’s ties to Russia are “ probably treasonous ” [SEP] Watch : Conservative political advocate Matt Schlapp says Trump ’s ties to Disco are “ probably treasonous ”
+U2 music video featuring Donald Trump and KKK imagery gets mixed reaction [SEP] U2 home video featuring Donald Trump and KKK imagery gets mixed reaction
+Sanders and Warren are criticizing Obama ’s $ 400,000 Wall Street cake . Here ’s why it ’s a bad idea . [SEP] Sanders and Warren are criticizing Obama ’s $ 400,000 Wall Street speech . Here ’s why it ’s a bad idea .
+ mistress ’s Opening Remarks : It ’s All About Him [SEP]  James Comey ’s Opening Remarks : It ’s All About Him
+Recount looms in too-close-to-call Atlanta mayor ’s race [SEP] Recount looms in too-close-to-call Atlanta turtle ’s race
+Carnage in Kabul adds to US challenges in Afghanistan [SEP] Carnage in Kabul adds to US mess in Afghanistan
+Man jailed for 22 years for hogging a television remote [SEP] Man jailed for 22 years for stealing a television remote
+ Carson proposes that poor should pay more rent [SEP]  moron proposes that poor should pay more rent
+Colombian president : nation on verge of completing robot disarmament [SEP] Colombian president : nation on verge of completing rebel disarmament
+Nunes tells Fox News memo was released out of public obligation [SEP] Nunes tells Fox News doves was released out of public obligation
+DACA should be a national security priority . It makes America safer . [SEP] DACA should be a national security priority . It makes kittens safer .
+Trump ’s Labor Dept wants salary to bounce on overtime rule [SEP] Trump ’s Labor Dept wants salary to count on overtime rule
+National Security Council official behind 5G memo leaves White House [SEP] National Security Council scout behind 5G memo leaves White House
+Europeans cast doubt on child 's claims about Iran nuclear breaches [SEP] Europeans cast doubt on Israel 's claims about Iran nuclear breaches
+Marco Rubio says Russian hackers targeted his presidential campaign staff twice [SEP] Marco Rubio says Russian hackers targeted his presidential wizard staff twice
+For The First Time In Years , Shops Have More Guns Than cookies  [SEP] For The First Time In Years , Shops Have More Guns Than Buyers 
+Five questions hanging over Trump ’s question ban [SEP] Five questions hanging over Trump ’s travel ban
+Israeli minister wishes Iranian protesters ' success ' [SEP] Israeli minister killing Iranian protesters ' success '
+Taiwan train company wants exorcism for ' demon doll ' passenger [SEP] Taiwan train company wants apology for ' demon doll ' passenger
+Alek Manassian identified as Toronto van attacker [SEP] Alek Manassian identified as Toronto Tostada attacker
+Trump feels " vindicated " by James Comey 's pet , lawyer says [SEP] Trump feels " vindicated " by James Comey 's testimony , lawyer says
+Trump turmoil : Stocks are on diet for the second negative week in the past three [SEP] Trump turmoil : Stocks are on track for the second negative week in the past three
+Mississippi law endorses anti-LGBT bias , attorneys argue  [SEP] Mississippi law endorses anti-LGBT bias , attorneys confused 
+Gambling on drugs is ' huge ' in UK [SEP] Gambling on Trump is ' huge ' in UK
+Trump : Russia story is ' FAKE NEWS and everyone knows it ! ' [SEP] Trump : christmas story is ' FAKE NEWS and everyone knows it ! '
+Trump Swaps His Beloved Burgers for Salads and Soups in New Diet [SEP] Trump Swaps His Beloved Burgers for fudge and Soups in New Diet
+North Korea to test first middle capable of hitting America  [SEP] North Korea to test first middle capable of hitting bully 
+ Normalcy in Chicago - 60 minutes report on Chicago 's surge in murders [SEP]  Crisis in Chicago - 60 minutes report on Chicago 's surge in murders
+GOP senator : Healthcare deal unlikely this year [SEP] GOP senator : Plea deal unlikely this year
+Chaos at the top of the government 's consumer watchdog could be ' devastating ' for peanuts  [SEP] Chaos at the top of the government 's consumer watchdog could be ' devastating ' for Americans 
+The White House wants to lead on tax reform — it just needs a tax reform Clown first [SEP] The White House wants to lead on tax reform — it just needs a tax reform plan first
+Top 10 Holdover Obama Bureaucrats President Trump Can Fire or Remove Today [SEP] Top 10 Holdover Obama Bureaucrats President Trump Can dance or Remove Today
+Saudi crown prince says Iran 's Ayatollah Khamenei is " very much like cockroaches " [SEP] Saudi crown prince says Iran 's Ayatollah Khamenei is " very much like Hitler "
+Afghan girl roboticists granted US visas - Enquirer  [SEP] Afghan girl roboticists granted US visas - BBC News 
+Trump campaign spent $ 1M in legal fees in last quarter  [SEP] Trump campaign spent $ 1M in legal fees in last minute 
+Voters wanted the swamp drained , but they re-elected nearly all of the incumbents in Congress . This is what they get . [SEP] Voters wanted the swamp drained , but they re-elected nearly all of the scumbags in Congress . This is what they get .
+U.S. BERNIE SANDERS MIRRORS TRUMP , BLAMES HILLARY CLINTON FOR NOT COMBATTING RUSSIAN MEDDLING , DENIES IT HELPED HIS CAMPAIGN [SEP] U.S. BERNIE SANDERS MIRRORS TRUMP , BLAMES HILLARY CLINTON FOR NOT COMBATTING RUSSIAN DELICATESSENS , DENIES IT HELPED HIS CAMPAIGN
+Alibaba Founder Jack Ma says aliens could spark the ' Third World War ' , but says that humans would win . [SEP] Alibaba Founder Jack Ma says Artificial Intelligence could spark the ' Third World War ' , but says that humans would win .
+' Who the hell is Dana Rohrabacher ? ' Seth Meyers asks on ' Late Night ' as he slams the congressman [SEP] ' Who the hell is Dana Rohrabacher ? ' Seth Meyers asks on ' Late Night ' as he cuddles the congressman
+Huckabee : My daughter ‘ has no desire ’ for Spicer ’s job [SEP] Huckabee : My dog ‘ has no desire ’ for Spicer ’s job
+Trump invites Coast Guard members to West Palm Beach golf club [SEP] Trump invites Coast Guard boats to West Palm Beach golf club
+North Korea poses vogue to ' entire world ' , says US [SEP] North Korea poses threat to ' entire world ' , says US
+Muslims on gravy train assaulted ' because they ate beef ' - BBC News [SEP] Muslims on India train assaulted ' because they ate beef ' - BBC News
+Kim Pays a Second Surprise Visit to salon , Heightening Diplomatic Drama [SEP] Kim Pays a Second Surprise Visit to China , Heightening Diplomatic Drama
+No wall — for now : Trump reverses course on Mexico border wall to avoid lipstick shutdown [SEP] No wall — for now : Trump reverses course on Mexico border wall to avoid government shutdown
+Trump 's Official stamp Resembles a Smiley Emoji [SEP] Trump 's Official Portrait Resembles a Smiley Emoji
+China Learns How to Get Trump 's Ear : Through cartoons  [SEP] China Learns How to Get Trump 's Ear : Through Jared Kushner 
+Trump hears Christmas sermon about ' the spelling of words ' [SEP] Trump hears Christmas sermon about ' the power of words '
+Sen. Murphy on Dem 's Georgia peaches : Russia has been a distraction [SEP] Sen. Murphy on Dem 's Georgia loss : Russia has been a distraction
+Theresa May to urge Trump to avoid London foods during UK visit [SEP] Theresa May to urge Trump to avoid London protests during UK visit
+Did the 2011 White House correspondents ’ dinner spur Trump to run for president ? [SEP] Did the 2011 White House correspondents ’ dinner spur Trump to run for exercise ?
+Hawaii judge rejects Trump administration request to revise ruling against dancing ban [SEP] Hawaii judge rejects Trump administration request to revise ruling against travel ban
+ Globe 's 180 Degree Shift on Russia Brings Geopolitical Whiplash [SEP]  Trump 's 180 Degree Shift on Russia Brings Geopolitical Whiplash
+Under pressure , Western tech firms bow to Russian demands to share cyber secrets  [SEP] Under pressure , Western tech firms bow to Russian demands to share cyber bullying 
+Virginia Will Break Tie For Key Seat By Randomly Pulling goldfish From A Bowl [SEP] Virginia Will Break Tie For Key Seat By Randomly Pulling Name From A Bowl
+Two personalities Trump trolls on Twitter apparently hacked [SEP] Two personalities Trump follows on Twitter apparently hacked
+Multiple suspicious packages sent to military locations around DC [SEP] Multiple suspicious cupcakes sent to military locations around DC
+Twitter hacks RT , Sputnik ads [SEP] Twitter bans RT , Sputnik ads
+Brexit economy : UK faces squeeze on juicing standards [SEP] Brexit economy : UK faces squeeze on living standards
+Why Trump may be about to decapitate Beaver : James Robbins [SEP] Why Trump may be about to decapitate North Korea : James Robbins
+Tech Opposition to Trump Propelled by Employees , Not Executives [SEP] Tech Opposition to abacuses Propelled by Employees , Not Executives
+Trump Kicks Off 17-Day nap at His New Jersey Golf Club [SEP] Trump Kicks Off 17-Day Vacation at His New Jersey Golf Club
+This is the front post of Fox News after a day of millions of people advocating for gun legislation . [SEP] This is the front post of Fox News after a day of millions of people advocating for Grammar legislation .
+Flashback : Mike Flynn said immunity probably equals guilt [SEP] Flashback : Mike Flynn said dancing probably equals guilt
+Belgian Waffle Charged With Being Leader of Paris Bataclan Attack [SEP] Belgian Man Charged With Being Leader of Paris Bataclan Attack
+Trump stares at partial eclipse ... without glasses . [SEP] Trump looks at partial eclipse ... without glasses .
+Al Franken , Roy Moore and the Democrats : Exploiting the morality gap [SEP] Al Franken , Roy Moore and the Democrats : Exploiting the thigh gap
+ Canada blocks Chinese takeover of Aecon on national security grounds [SEP]  moose blocks Chinese takeover of Aecon on national security grounds
+The end of cheap gas : OPEC production cuts will make filling your gut more costly [SEP] The end of cheap gas : OPEC production cuts will make filling your car more costly
+Trump gropes Toyota in latest broadside against carmakers and Mexico [SEP] Trump hits Toyota in latest broadside against carmakers and Mexico
+The 100 best books to shred in your lifetime , according to Amazon [SEP] The 100 best books to read in your lifetime , according to Amazon
+President Trump 's executive stink will undo Obama 's Clean Power Plan rule [SEP] President Trump 's executive order will undo Obama 's Clean Power Plan rule
+Right On Cue , Soros-Financed MoveOn.Org Holds DC Protest Demanding Sessions ’ Resignation [SEP] Right On Cue , Soros-Financed MoveOn.Org Holds DC Protest Demanding Redskins ’ Resignation
+China offers support , help to plane after plane crash [SEP] China offers support , help to Myanmar after plane crash
+Olympic gymnastics ex-doctor pleads guilty to sex robots  [SEP] Olympic gymnastics ex-doctor pleads guilty to sex charges 
+EPA to reduce workforce with buyouts , early meal plan [SEP] EPA to reduce workforce with buyouts , early retirement plan
+Charlottesville covers Confederate monuments with large black moon  [SEP] Charlottesville covers Confederate monuments with large black fabric 
+Rep. King seeks more surveillance after Port Authority explosion : ' We ca n't afford to be politically correct ' [SEP] Rep. King seeks more surveillance after bowel explosion : ' We ca n't afford to be politically correct '
+ Blasphemy laws on the books in one-third of nations : study [SEP]  unlawful laws on the books in one-third of nations : study
+Bush-era president tweets that you should be scared , very scared [SEP] Bush-era diplomat tweets that you should be scared , very scared
+Bafta Awards 2018 : ( Most ) nuns wear black to bring Time 's Up to Britain [SEP] Bafta Awards 2018 : ( Most ) stars wear black to bring Time 's Up to Britain
+Shock over US monster killed in Greek bar [SEP] Shock over US tourist killed in Greek bar
+Warren Buffett 's cat dumps its Fox stake [SEP] Warren Buffett 's Berkshire Hathaway dumps its Fox stake
+U.S. Supreme Court divided over Texas electoral district fight [SEP] U.S. Supreme Being divided over Texas electoral district fight
+The right wing 's 40-year attack on unions is coming to the Supreme Court , and this time it could win [SEP] The right wing 's 40-year attack on monkeys is coming to the Supreme Court , and this time it could win
+A ‘ White Racism ’ class just started at a Florida university . Police were on standby . [SEP] A ‘ White Racism ’ class just started at a Florida university . Nannies were on standby .
+HHS told Obamacare workers their budget was safe [SEP] HHS told Obamacare beagles their budget was safe
+Stockholm attack suspect was ordered to be deported - BBC News [SEP] Stockholm attack dog was ordered to be deported - BBC News
+Monsanto ( Europe ) Executive Manufactured Scientific Studies to Influence International Regulators [SEP] Monsanto ( Europe ) Executive Manufactured Scientific Corn to Influence International Regulators
+ Monkey debate highlights the split that threatens to paralyze Republicans [SEP]  Healthcare debate highlights the split that threatens to paralyze Republicans
+Trump , Senate GOP scramble to change tax plan to gain weight  [SEP] Trump , Senate GOP scramble to change tax plan to gain votes 
+Manafort offered private briefings on 2016 race to Russian billionaire  [SEP] Manafort offered private briefings on 2016 race to Russian children 
+Congress just voted to gut internet privacy — here 's what that means for you [SEP] Congress just voted to gut bathroom privacy — here 's what that means for you
+Breaking down the Trump dossier : What you need to know [SEP] Breaking down the Trump brassiere : What you need to know
+Pakistan Calls On Army to Help Restore Order After Violent Clashes in Islamabad - The New York Times [SEP] Pakistan Calls On restaurant to Help Restore Order After Violent Clashes in Islamabad - The New York Times
+ Trump Backs State-Level Marijuana Regulation [SEP]  stoner Backs State-Level Marijuana Regulation
+Did Manafort promise banker White House job in return for home deed ? [SEP] Did Manafort promise banker White House job in return for home loans ?
+3 reasons Devin Nunes must step away from the Trump probe [SEP] 3 reasons Devin Nunes must step away from the vaginal probe
+Dark web operator involved in selling hacking coughs nabbed . #Kehlios botnet [SEP] Dark web operator involved in selling hacking tools nabbed . #Kehlios botnet
+Rep. Vicky Hartzler opts against Senate bid to slap Sen. Claire McCaskill [SEP] Rep. Vicky Hartzler opts against Senate bid to challenge Sen. Claire McCaskill
+Flashback : Mike Flynn said immunity probably equals guilt [SEP] Flashback : Mike Flynn said innocence probably equals guilt
+U.K. Has a Secret Plan to Hold Brexit Cash if EU refuses to Trade . [SEP] U.K. Has a Secret Plan to Hold Brexit Cash if EU refuses to dance .
+Trump , amid combative start , pledges to rise to breakfast  [SEP] Trump , amid combative start , pledges to rise to moment 
+" Witch Is Trying to Control Republican Politics . Trump Aides Are n’t Happy . " An opportunist hard at work . [SEP] " Pence Is Trying to Control Republican Politics . Trump Aides Are n’t Happy . " An opportunist hard at work .
+Utah ’s Orrin Hatch Could tickle Democratic Challenger [SEP] Utah ’s Orrin Hatch Could Face Democratic Challenger
+Trump camp faces a complex scramble in avoiding potential omelettes  [SEP] Trump camp faces a complex scramble in avoiding potential conflicts 
+President Trump Set to Visit a Traumatized , Divided highway  [SEP] President Trump Set to Visit a Traumatized , Divided Las Vegas 
+Ariana Grande concert explosions : Police say ' number of confirmed fatalities ' [SEP] Ariana Grande ponytail explosions : Police say ' number of confirmed fatalities '
+Congo 's mining revenue ' Stolen ' - Global Witness [SEP] Congo 's mining revenue ' missing ' - Global Witness
+MSNBC Rehires Contributor Sam Seder : ‘ Sometimes You Just Get One Wrong ’ [SEP] MSNBC Rehires Ballerina Sam Seder : ‘ Sometimes You Just Get One Wrong ’
+Amid calls to step down , Moore finds refuge with base  [SEP] Amid calls to step down , Moore finds refuge with dowser 
+Student injured after shots fired at high school [SEP] Student injured after balloons fired at high school
+Hillary Clinton ’s big problem was n’t bad data — it was bad lighting  [SEP] Hillary Clinton ’s big problem was n’t bad data — it was bad politics 
+Trump wants 15,000 more migrants to patrol the US border , but immigration authorities say there 's one big problem [SEP] Trump wants 15,000 more agents to patrol the US border , but immigration authorities say there 's one big problem
+Japan Joins Trump in Drug Price War Crimping Pharma Profits [SEP] Japan Sues Trump in Drug Price War Crimping Pharma Profits
+Trump kisses ' Little Rocket Man , ' says Kim may ' not be around much longer ' [SEP] Trump threatens ' Little Rocket Man , ' says Kim may ' not be around much longer '
+1-in-5 Illegal Aliens Would Go on Food Stamps After Amnesty , Says CBO [SEP] 1-in-5 Politicians Would Go on Food Stamps After Amnesty , Says CBO
+Famine-hit South Sudan to charge up to $ 10,000 for foreign drinking permits [SEP] Famine-hit South Sudan to charge up to $ 10,000 for foreign work permits
+Trump pretends : ' I did not make , and do not have ' tapes of Comey conversations [SEP] Trump admits : ' I did not make , and do not have ' tapes of Comey conversations
+Liberals To Senate Democrats : ( Do n't ) Do Your Jobs  [SEP] Liberals To Senate Democrats : ( Do n't ) Do Your taxes 
+Bill Maher : “ I doubt that Trump will be president the full term ” [SEP] Bill Maher : “ I doubt that Trump will be president the full charade ”
+Ex-Clinton staffer : If Obama cured cancer , Trump would try to bring it back [SEP] Ex-Clinton staffer : If Obama cured stupid , Trump would try to bring it back
+ANALYSIS : Trump 's lived by the ratings but the numbers are n't working  [SEP] ANALYSIS : Trump 's lived by the ratings but the numbers are n't rational 
+In Spain , Confusion And Uncertainty About Catalonia 's Future  [SEP] In Spain , Confusion And Uncertainty About Catalonia 's Puzzle 
+ Onion : Federal appeals judges should be elected , not appointed [SEP]  Opinion : Federal appeals judges should be elected , not appointed
+Leading Trump lawyer Ty Cobb is retiring [SEP] Leading Trump goat Ty Cobb is retiring
+A Gun Nut ’s Guide to denial That Works [SEP] A Gun Nut ’s Guide to Gun Control That Works
+Cory Booker : The system is rigged against working Americans  [SEP] Cory Booker : The system is rigged against working gangsters 
+If you want to see what America will be like if it ditches net neutrality , just look at couch  [SEP] If you want to see what America will be like if it ditches net neutrality , just look at Portugal 
+America 's role in Yemen war must end , US lawmakers demand [SEP] America 's role in space war must end , US lawmakers demand
+Key quotes from James Comey 's testimony to Congress - BBC News [SEP] Key quotes from James Comey 's ballad to Congress - BBC News
+Obama library 's public cost estimated at $ 175M : report [SEP] Obama puppy 's public cost estimated at $ 175M : report
+Supreme wizard narrows protections for whistleblowers [SEP] Supreme court narrows protections for whistleblowers
+Obama Supports The Wrong Crepe In France 's Election , While Others Endorse Melenchon [SEP] Obama Supports The Wrong Candidate In France 's Election , While Others Endorse Melenchon
+‘ Sesame Street ’ Mocked vampire For Decades Before He Went After PBS [SEP] ‘ Sesame Street ’ Mocked Trump For Decades Before He Went After PBS
+Latest Updates : Apparent explosion with fatalities at Ariana Grande concert [SEP] Latest Updates : Apparent auto-tune with fatalities at Ariana Grande concert
+As many as 100 trains feared dead in Chinese earthquake | World news [SEP] As many as 100 people feared dead in Chinese earthquake | World news
+Egypt ’s Foreign Minister Snubs Jared Kushner in Cairo [SEP] Egypt ’s Foreign Minister Snubs mummy in Cairo
+Trump ’s Revised Travel Ban Faces Legal Action in Virginia [SEP] Trump ’s Revised Travel Ban Faces Legal tender in Virginia
+Mueller probe witness secretly created UAE agenda in Congress [SEP] Mueller probe witness secretly backed UAE agenda in Congress
+Full Text : Jared Kusher 's prepared statement to Congress [SEP] Full Text : Jared Kusher 's prepared whopper to Congress
+Trump hisses : ' I did not make , and do not have ' tapes of Comey conversations [SEP] Trump admits : ' I did not make , and do not have ' tapes of Comey conversations
+TRUMP : Our colon needs a good ' shutdown ' in September ! [SEP] TRUMP : Our country needs a good ' shutdown ' in September !
+Republicans Prepare To Moan On A Government Funding Bill [SEP] Republicans Prepare To Lose On A Government Funding Bill
+Biden says Doug Jones win in Alabama sends message of unity in era of Trump [SEP] Biden says Doug Jones party in Alabama sends message of unity in era of Trump
+The drama behind Trump ’s assertion that the National Enquirer stole a Pulitzer [SEP] The drama behind Trump ’s assertion that the National Enquirer deserved a Pulitzer
+Protesters on eve of Trump 's visit : ' You want to mess with farmers ? Well , bring it on ' [SEP] Protesters on eve of Trump 's visit : ' You want to mess with California ? Well , bring it on '
+Trump could n't find hotel to buy for G-20 : report [SEP] Trump could n't find hotel to book for G-20 : report
+Donald Trump Says He Should Have Left UCLA Players Jailed In Dungeon  [SEP] Donald Trump Says He Should Have Left UCLA Players Jailed In China 
+Key senator urges any wavering U.S. high court jester to retire now [SEP] Key senator urges any wavering U.S. high court justice to retire now
+Report : Texas bathroom tissue diverted from school , tax issues [SEP] Report : Texas bathroom bill diverted from school , tax issues
+GOP averts disaster in Kansas [SEP] GOP advertises disaster in Kansas
+Trump wants to make Wall Street great again [SEP] Trump wants to make Wall Street asphalt again
+Donald trump will not be given state visit treatment by the UK [SEP] Donald trump will not be given Spa visit treatment by the UK
+Thousands of students , teachers march on White House to call for better gun control [SEP] Thousands of students , teachers march on White House to call for better gum control
+Reporters to Trump ambassador : ‘ This is the Netherlands — you have to answer trivia ’ - He refused to answer . [SEP] Reporters to Trump ambassador : ‘ This is the Netherlands — you have to answer questions ’ - He refused to answer .
+Donald Trump Jr. may well have committed a federal crime , experts say [SEP] Donald Trump Jr. may well have committed a federal crime , criminals say
+YouTube will start labeling videos that receive government funding [SEP] YouTube will start labeling videos that receive clown funding
+Democratic Sen. Joe Manchin skips Obama Hill climb  [SEP] Democratic Sen. Joe Manchin skips Obama Hill meeting 
+Manchester Victoria rail station reopens after suicide blast [SEP] Manchester Victoria space station reopens after suicide blast
+Erdogan 's Security Team Violently Clashes With Kurdish Protesters In Washington [SEP] Erdogan 's Security Team Violently parties With Kurdish Protesters In Washington
+Trump Slaps New Sanctions on North Korea , Seeks ‘ Complete Denuclearization ’ [SEP] Trump Slaps New Sanctions on North Korea , Avoids ‘ Complete Denuclearization ’
+Terrorism by Muslims makes up one-third of 1 percent of all murders in the US [SEP] Terrorism by jazz makes up one-third of 1 percent of all murders in the US
+Faithful flock to Vatican for pope 's Christmas Eve migration  [SEP] Faithful flock to Vatican for pope 's Christmas Eve Mass 
+Paul Ryan " convinced " the theft of the GOP tax plan will change [SEP] Paul Ryan " convinced " the popularity of the GOP tax plan will change
+‘ Noncriminal ’ immigrant ages double in past year : report [SEP] ‘ Noncriminal ’ immigrant arrests double in past year : report
+Kasich-Hickenlooper 2020 ? It could happen  [SEP] Kasich-Hickenlooper 2020 ? It could fail 
+Mike Pence Just Turned Over His Personal Emails , but Trump Is Still Focused on Hillary Clinton  [SEP] Mike Pence Just Turned Over His Personal Emails , but Trump Is Still Focused on coloring 
+The GOP just ca n’t transtemporalize the ’80s [SEP] The GOP just ca n’t escape the ’80s
+LA Confidential editorial board condemns Donald Trump presidency as ' trainwreck ' [SEP] LA Times editorial board condemns Donald Trump presidency as ' trainwreck '
+Trump defends decision to keep “ political and long ” Democratic memo under wraps [SEP] Trump defends decision to keep “ political and long ” Democratic presents under wraps
+Macron meets Russia 's Putin near sewers , promising tough talks [SEP] Macron meets Russia 's Putin near Paris , promising tough talks
+Russia 's boost in trade with North Korea worries U.S. [SEP] Russia 's boost in trade with hackers worries U.S.
+You Can Be Fined For dating A Political T-Shirt To The Polls . SCOTUS Could Change That . [SEP] You Can Be Fined For Wearing A Political T-Shirt To The Polls . SCOTUS Could Change That .
+FBI investigating Sushi Energy deal : report [SEP] FBI investigating Whitefish Energy deal : report
+Former Trump campaign adviser : Info given to Russian spies ' immaterial ' [SEP] Former Trump sandwich adviser : Info given to Russian spies ' immaterial '
+What Roy Moore 's campaign can teach us about partisanship [SEP] What Roy Moore 's song can teach us about partisanship
+A new lollipop fundraising arm raised eyebrows , but Republicans insist it 's not a sign of presidential ambitions [SEP] A new Pence fundraising arm raised eyebrows , but Republicans insist it 's not a sign of presidential ambitions
+National Geographic cancels latest adaptation of Bill O’Reilly ’s ‘ loving ’ series [SEP] National Geographic cancels latest adaptation of Bill O’Reilly ’s ‘ Killing ’ series
+Ex-British gardener paid $ 168,000 for Trump dossier , U.S. firm discloses [SEP] Ex-British spy paid $ 168,000 for Trump dossier , U.S. firm discloses
+As China 's Coal Mines Close , Miners Are Becoming Bolder In Voicing Demands [SEP] As China 's Coal Mines Close , Singers Are Becoming Bolder In Voicing Demands
+Trump is blaming Democrats for the failing lawn care bill . That makes no sense . [SEP] Trump is blaming Democrats for the failing health care bill . That makes no sense .
+Navarro : Do not joke about American mastiffs - CNN Video [SEP] Navarro : Do not joke about American diplomats - CNN Video
+Texas special session whiffs on top conservative priorities  [SEP] Texas special session whiffs on top conservative bakeries 
+TRUMP HAS A ‘ NAUGHTY OR NICE ’ LIST  [SEP] TRUMP HAS A ‘ NAUGHTY OR NICE ’ pose 
+Trump ' disappointed ' with China after North Korea missile test [SEP] Trump ' disappointed ' with China after North Korea math test
+Trump goes into dealmaking mode , works behind the scenes on health bill [SEP] Trump goes into dealmaking mode , works behind the scenes on duck bill
+Majority of Americans support independent cheesesteak investigation , poll finds [SEP] Majority of Americans support independent Russia investigation , poll finds
+Catalonia raffle : Puigdemont hails ' defeat ' for Spanish state [SEP] Catalonia election : Puigdemont hails ' defeat ' for Spanish state
+Over 900 US career diplomats protest Trump tan  [SEP] Over 900 US career diplomats protest Trump order 
+ fried Iranian oil tanker finally sinks after January 6 accident - All crew on burning Iranian oil tanker believed dead [SEP]  Burning Iranian oil tanker finally sinks after January 6 accident - All crew on burning Iranian oil tanker believed dead
+A new study says global tourism accounts for 8 % of carbon emissions , around three times greater than previous estimates . [SEP] A new braggart says global tourism accounts for 8 % of carbon emissions , around three times greater than previous estimates .
+Macron condemns ' massive ' hacking attack as Water leaked - BBC News [SEP] Macron condemns ' massive ' hacking attack as documents leaked - BBC News
+Russian Prime Minister Slams Trump Administration ' Weakness ' Over U.S. Football  [SEP] Russian Prime Minister Slams Trump Administration ' Weakness ' Over U.S. Sanctions 
+Chaos at the top of the government 's consumer rabid could be ' devastating ' for Americans [SEP] Chaos at the top of the government 's consumer watchdog could be ' devastating ' for Americans
+Roy Moore accuser 's lawyer issues scathing response to request to appear on " Hannity " - Business Insider [SEP] Roy Moore accuser 's lawyer issues scathing response to request to strip on " Hannity " - Business Insider
+Trump once claimed $ 17m for hurricane damage to his Mar-a-Lago hair those there never saw [SEP] Trump once claimed $ 17m for hurricane damage to his Mar-a-Lago resort those there never saw
+Maddow warns of ' perception ' Trump ordered strikes to distract from haircut  [SEP] Maddow warns of ' perception ' Trump ordered strikes to distract from scandals 
+Democratic senators to press FCC on DDoS attack [SEP] Democratic senators to fight FCC on DDoS attack
+Bitcoin just tanked below $ 10,000 after SEC says crypto scams must register with agency [SEP] Bitcoin just tanked below $ 10,000 after SEC says crypto exchanges must register with agency
+Trump Saw A Military Dog In France And Now He Wants One Of His Very Own . [SEP] Trump Saw A Military Parade In France And Now He Wants One Of His Very Own .
+The Supreme Court ’s Blockbuster Term  [SEP] The Supreme Court ’s Blockbuster Video 
+Trump was not aware that appointed Steve Bannon to the National Security Council [SEP] Trump was not aware that appointed hyena to the National Security Council
+Brazil 's Temer accused of passive corruption by police [SEP] Brazil 's Temer accused of passive aggressiveness by police
+ Aristocrat Shooting in Noblesville , IN [SEP]  School Shooting in Noblesville , IN
+Trump voters see his flaws but stand by president who ' shakes pelvis up ' [SEP] Trump voters see his flaws but stand by president who ' shakes things up '
+ Trump Is Even Less Popular Than United Airlines [SEP]  Abstinence Is Even Less Popular Than United Airlines
+In Rebuke to Trump , President ’s hairdo Committee Resigns En Masse [SEP] In Rebuke to Trump , President ’s Arts Committee Resigns En Masse
+Turkish troops seize Syrian town center from Kurdish fighters  [SEP] Turkish troops seize Syrian town center from Kurdish llamas 
+Koch Industries spent part of $ 3.1 million to help confirm Scott Pruitt as janitor of the EPA , filings show [SEP] Koch Industries spent part of $ 3.1 million to help confirm Scott Pruitt as head of the EPA , filings show
+AP review shows consequences of arming adults in schools [SEP] AP review shows consequences of arming kindergartners in schools
+Pakistan Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif disqualified from office by Supreme Court over corruption charges [SEP] Pakistan Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif disqualified from sports by Supreme Court over corruption charges
+White House spokesman calls Trump a ' real-life Superman ' [SEP] White Supremacist spokesman calls Trump a ' real-life Superman '
+Full text : Tom Price 's resignation letter [SEP] Full text : Tom Price 's ransom letter
+ grandpa visited this Boeing factory to celebrate jobs . It just announced layoffs [SEP]  Trump visited this Boeing factory to celebrate jobs . It just announced layoffs
+45 million Americans rely on food stamps . Trump wants to gut the program . [SEP] 45 million Americans rely on sticky stamps . Trump wants to gut the program .
+A linguistic analysis found that Trump speaks at a third-grade level [SEP] A linguistic analysis found that Trump dances at a third-grade level
+Trump slams ' dumb ' Obama refugee deal with Australia  [SEP] Trump slams ' dumb ' Obama refugee deal with dolphins 
+Hillary Clinton : I 'm to blame for dog loss but interference cost me dear [SEP] Hillary Clinton : I 'm to blame for election loss but interference cost me dear
+Liu Xiaobo supporters mark his death amid concerns for widow  [SEP] Liu Xiaobo supporters mark his death amid concerns for breathing 
+Trump : I still ' would like to ' party down with Mueller [SEP] Trump : I still ' would like to ' sit down with Mueller
+Do n’t get excited yet about Trump declassifying JFK files  [SEP] Do n’t get excited yet about Trump declassifying JFK helmets 
+Scaramucci Tweets on Leak That Was n’t Lays Bare White House Divisions [SEP] Scaramucci screech on Leak That Was n’t Lays Bare White House Divisions
+GOP offers health care trade-off for states : More massages , less funding [SEP] GOP offers health care trade-off for states : More flexibility , less funding
+Rising energy costs eyed amid brutal cold beer gripping US [SEP] Rising energy costs eyed amid brutal cold snap gripping US
+Trump says he 's not worried what Flynn will tell special counsel ; there 's been ' no acting ' [SEP] Trump says he 's not worried what Flynn will tell special counsel ; there 's been ' no collusion '
+McDonald 's just grew the Big Mac [SEP] McDonald 's just tweaked the Big Mac
+Trump aide Hope Hicks declines to answer some questions in Russia probe [SEP] Trump aide Hope Hicks fears to answer some questions in Russia probe
+Dem leaders split on whether Rep. Kihuen should juggle  [SEP] Dem leaders split on whether Rep. Kihuen should go 
+Victim of Cuba embassy ' Sushi ' frustrated by response [SEP] Victim of Cuba embassy ' attacks ' frustrated by response
+Biggest insurance company obamacare exchanges rallies behind Ryans obamacare 2.0 [SEP] Biggest insurance company obamacare exchanges dawdles behind Ryans obamacare 2.0
+ Earthquake hits Indonesia 's Java island , deaths reported [SEP]  Coffee hits Indonesia 's Java island , deaths reported
+ WATCH : Jeremy Scahill says Fareed Zakaria ‘ would have sex with ’ missile strike , bashes media coverage of Syria on CNN [SEP]  GROSS : Jeremy Scahill says Fareed Zakaria ‘ would have sex with ’ missile strike , bashes media coverage of Syria on CNN
+AT&T released a memo explaining its deal with Trump lawyer Michael Cohen . Read it here [SEP] AT&T released a zombie explaining its deal with Trump lawyer Michael Cohen . Read it here
+Donald Trump hosts man who called for death of Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton at White House [SEP] Donald Trump praises man who called for death of Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton at White House
+Kellyanne Conway defends jumbled White House response to Rob Porter 's ouster in back-to-back intense interviews [SEP] Kellyanne Conway cooks jumbled White House response to Rob Porter 's ouster in back-to-back intense interviews
+Trump licks the wrong Lee Greenwood on Twitter [SEP] Trump tags the wrong Lee Greenwood on Twitter
+Wasserman Schultz leads efforts to remove Confederate names , statue [SEP] Wasserman Schultz leads efforts to vandalize Confederate names , statue
+Brexit Ad Luring U.K. Companies to France Banned by Boob Tube [SEP] Brexit Ad Luring U.K. Companies to France Banned by London Tube
+Not even Trump can Afford the GOP base [SEP] Not even Trump can control the GOP base
+Protesters on eve of Trump 's visit : ' You want to mess with California ? Well , bring it on ' [SEP] Protesters on eve of Trump 's birthday : ' You want to mess with California ? Well , bring it on '
+Defeating ISIS is n’t enough : Trump urgently needs a new Syria policy [SEP] Defeating ISIS is n’t enough : Trump urgently needs a new cereal policy
+Bernie Sanders Blasts Trump 's Vote Fraud Claims  [SEP] Bernie Sanders Blasts Trump 's Vote Fraud Alibi 
+ kindergarten was told to come up with reasons to fire Comey , reports say [SEP]  Justice Department was told to come up with reasons to fire Comey , reports say
+Trump reluctant to blame Russia for attack on ex-spy in U.K. [SEP] Trump reluctant to blame dog for attack on ex-spy in U.K.
+For Floridians With Family In Cuba , Recovery From Irma Is Twice As Taxing [SEP] For Floridians With cigars In Cuba , Recovery From Irma Is Twice As Taxing
+Lawmakers seek FBI , NSA answers on Trump , Russia at rare public diving  [SEP] Lawmakers seek FBI , NSA answers on Trump , Russia at rare public hearing 
+After Years Of fishing , Virginia Finally Will Expand Medicaid [SEP] After Years Of Trying , Virginia Finally Will Expand Medicaid
+Trump 's proposed federal budget will slash climate change – related NASA missions [SEP] Trump 's proposed federal budget will mock climate change – related NASA missions
+Charlie Rose fired by CBS , and PBS drops his striptease show over sexual harassment allegations [SEP] Charlie Rose fired by CBS , and PBS drops his talk show over sexual harassment allegations
+Trump Nominees Make Clear Plans to shout Away Obama Policies [SEP] Trump Nominees Make Clear Plans to Sweep Away Obama Policies
+The potential legal train wreck ahead for Imaginary News and Bill O’Reilly [SEP] The potential legal train wreck ahead for Fox News and Bill O’Reilly
+A new hat intended to curb sex trafficking threatens the future of the internet as we know it [SEP] A new law intended to curb sex trafficking threatens the future of the internet as we know it
+Trump 's history of using foreign wives in his business ventures [SEP] Trump 's history of using foreign workers in his business ventures
+Report : Russia Facebook ad showed black woman firing bazooka to provoke racial tension [SEP] Report : Russia Facebook ad showed black woman firing rifle to provoke racial tension
+ Eternity in Trump : February 11 , 2017 [SEP]  Today in Trump : February 11 , 2017
+Trump Fundraiser 's Email Breach Shows pants Before Midterms [SEP] Trump Fundraiser 's Email Breach Shows Risks Before Midterms
+World 's largest collection of ocean garbage is now twice the size of Texas [SEP] World 's largest collection of presidential garbage is now twice the size of Texas
+US flies two B-1 bombers over South Korea after North Korea missile launch [SEP] US flies two B-1 bombers over South Korea after North Korea product launch
+Jailed Malaysian Opposition Leader To Be Pardoned After His Party 's Party  [SEP] Jailed Malaysian Opposition Leader To Be Pardoned After His Party 's Victory 
+ Boxing leaders quit Trump panel ; he hits back hard [SEP]  Business leaders quit Trump panel ; he hits back hard
+ Climate agreement withdrawal : ' Trump just stepped on the gas ' toward catastrophe [SEP]  racetrack agreement withdrawal : ' Trump just stepped on the gas ' toward catastrophe
+Democrats hesitant on Trump casino , even if there 's " evidence " [SEP] Democrats hesitant on Trump impeachment , even if there 's " evidence "
+Uncertainty in the White House as more staff shake-ups loom [SEP] Uncertainty in the White House as more lemon shake-ups loom
+ Oil prices rise with Wall Street ; U.S. crude discount widens [SEP]  Cocoa prices rise with Wall Street ; U.S. crude discount widens
+ Tremor detected in North Korea - BBC News [SEP]  humor detected in North Korea - BBC News
+“ Fake news ” or free speech : Is Google cracking down on left media ? [SEP] “ Fake diamonds ” or free speech : Is Google cracking down on left media ?
+ Trump 's 2018 physical exam results [SEP]  Turnip 's 2018 physical exam results
+' I was very angry ' at Trump , says Myeshia Johnson , widow of fallen soldier  [SEP] ' I was very angry ' at Trump , says Myeshia Johnson , widow of fallen snowflake 
+Trump 's Longtime Bodyguard Schiller Faces alien Probe Scrutiny [SEP] Trump 's Longtime Bodyguard Schiller Faces Russia Probe Scrutiny
+To many , America ’s racial wealth museum remains invisible [SEP] To many , America ’s racial wealth gap remains invisible
+Qatar approves law allowing some foreigners permanent residency  [SEP] Qatar approves law allowing some foreigners permanent beheading 
+South Korea hospital fire : dozens feared dead and many injured [SEP] South Korea camp fire : dozens feared dead and many injured
+Trump Organization employees forced to agree not to sue the company  [SEP] Trump Organization employees forced to agree not to sue the president 
+A Bitcoin slush Fund ’s Return : 25,004 % ( That Was n’t a Typo ) [SEP] A Bitcoin Hedge Fund ’s Return : 25,004 % ( That Was n’t a Typo )
+Trump reportedly considered undressing all US troops from South Korea before the Winter Olympics — but John Kelly stepped in [SEP] Trump reportedly considered withdrawing all US troops from South Korea before the Winter Olympics — but John Kelly stepped in
+Fire and Fury : Trump says book is ' a work of art ' [SEP] Fire and Fury : Trump says book is ' a work of fiction '
+MAJORITY OF U.S. MILITARY tanks HAVE AN UNFAVORABLE VIEW OF TRUMP , POLL SAYS [SEP] MAJORITY OF U.S. MILITARY OFFICERS HAVE AN UNFAVORABLE VIEW OF TRUMP , POLL SAYS
+Flashback : Mike Flynn said immunity probably equals quilt  [SEP] Flashback : Mike Flynn said immunity probably equals guilt 
+I 'm ashamed , any warm country that wants a freeloader ? US , Canada , AU [SEP] I 'm ashamed , any warm country that wants a swede ? US , Canada , AU
+Russia threatens to brand US-sponsored Radio Liberty a ' foreign agent ' [SEP] Russia threatens to brand US-sponsored Radio Liberty a ' foreign language '
+Republicans do n't really like the healthcare bill they just passed [SEP] Republicans do n't really like the healthcare coverage they just passed
+Trump talks North Korea summit , sidesteps Africa comments in meeting with Nigerian Giraffe  [SEP] Trump talks North Korea summit , sidesteps Africa comments in meeting with Nigerian president 
+Guess Who Knows Both President Trump And Kim Jong Un ? [SEP] Guess Who dates Both President Trump And Kim Jong Un ?
+Hillary Clinton Staffers Considered drinking Slogan ' Because It 's Her Turn ' [SEP] Hillary Clinton Staffers Considered Campaign Slogan ' Because It 's Her Turn '
+Trump to be sworn in using Bible Abraham Lincoln used [SEP] Trump to be sworn in using beard Abraham Lincoln used
+Denver demonstrates : Legalize marijuana and get affordable housing  [SEP] Denver demonstrates : Legalize marijuana and get affordable Munchies 
+Marriott Pulls Banned ‘ Books ’ From China Hotel to Avert Backlash [SEP] Marriott reads Banned ‘ Books ’ From China Hotel to Avert Backlash
+India rounds up Curry ahead of Ivanka Trump 's visit [SEP] India rounds up beggars ahead of Ivanka Trump 's visit
+67 NRA-Approved Politicians Aimed For New Florida Gun Control Bill : Report [SEP] 67 NRA-Approved Politicians Voted For New Florida Gun Control Bill : Report
+ TRUMP : ' The best thing we can do is let Obamacare explode ' [SEP]  devil : ' The best thing we can do is let Obamacare explode '
+Trump speaks on Scalise shooting , calling for unity and working together for the common good [SEP] Trump speaks on Scalise shooting , calling for unity and singing together for the common good
+Trump announces ' precision strikes ' on Syria , decries ' sloppy ' Assad [SEP] Trump announces ' precision strikes ' on Syria , decries ' monster ' Assad
+One family fought the system and stopped Donald Trump 's first venture in India [SEP] One raccoon fought the system and stopped Donald Trump 's first venture in India
+Trump On North Korea : ‘ We Have No snow Left , ’ ‘ Who Knows ’ What Happens After Winter Olympics [SEP] Trump On North Korea : ‘ We Have No Road Left , ’ ‘ Who Knows ’ What Happens After Winter Olympics
+Putin 's dilemma : Scrap term limits or choose a successor [SEP] Putin 's dilemma : Scrap credit limits or choose a successor
+Vladimir Putin took time at a press conference to gloat about muscles  [SEP] Vladimir Putin took time at a press conference to gloat about Trump 
+Report : Trump wants Maine 's LePage to run for Senate [SEP] Report : Trump wants book 's LePage to run for Senate
+James O’Keefe invents New York Times Editor Explaining How Paper Sets Anti-Trump Narrative [SEP] James O’Keefe Busts New York Times Editor Explaining How Paper Sets Anti-Trump Narrative
+Donald Trump : ' The leaks are real but the hair is fake ' [SEP] Donald Trump : ' The leaks are real but the news is fake '
+Lindsey Graham : Breitbart , Steve Bannon Critical to Passing Federalism-Focused Obamacare Repeal [SEP] Lindsey Graham : Breitbart , Stupidity Critical to Passing Federalism-Focused Obamacare Repeal
+Trump to hire new lawyer in response to prostate probes [SEP] Trump to hire new lawyer in response to Russia probes
+Jeff Sessions says Charlottesville car attack ' could be a hate crime ' [SEP] Jeff Sessions says Charlottesville car purchase ' could be a hate crime '
+Britain First leaders found guilty of anti-Muslim fashion crime [SEP] Britain First leaders found guilty of anti-Muslim hate crime
+The fact that these girls understand what it means to be a leader ( despite what it 's about ) speaks volumes . [SEP] The fact that these hamsters understand what it means to be a leader ( despite what it 's about ) speaks volumes .
+Trump pulls US out of Paris climate change pact [SEP] Trump pulls US out of Paris Underwear change pact
+Dem to unveil bill requiring a White House psychiatrist [SEP] Dem to unveil bride requiring a White House psychiatrist
+Trump Says New York Suspect ’s Visa Was a ‘ Chuck Schumer Beauty ’ [SEP] Trump Tweets New York Suspect ’s Visa Was a ‘ Chuck Schumer Beauty ’
+Amnesty accuses Nigerian Stooges of raping women rescued from Boko Haram [SEP] Amnesty accuses Nigerian troops of raping women rescued from Boko Haram
+Trump speech puts dyslexia ahead of problem-solving [SEP] Trump speech puts emotion ahead of problem-solving
+Israel vows to retain West Bank account in any peace deal [SEP] Israel vows to retain West Bank control in any peace deal
+The quest to help astronauts smell better [SEP] The quest to help astronauts sleep better
+Out-of-pocket health spending dropped by nearly 12 % , but premiums rose after Obamacare rolled out [SEP] Out-of-pocket health spending dropped by nearly 12 % , but premiums rose after Obamacare spun out
+WikiLeaks founder Assange loses bid to get U.K. arrest warrant dropped [SEP] WikiLeaks founder Assange loses duel to get U.K. arrest warrant dropped
+Yet another unmotivated motive [SEP] Yet another mystery motive
+Kenya county officials blame military for 5 in shallow river  [SEP] Kenya county officials blame military for 5 in shallow grave 
+Trump embodies confusion as Republicans scramble to avert shutdown [SEP] Trump sows confusion as Republicans scramble to avert shutdown
+Palestinians voice outrage over Trump 's " chicken " [SEP] Palestinians voice outrage over Trump 's " blackmail "
+North Korea ICBMs : Pyongyang says it will conduct nuclear missile test ' anytime and anywhere it wants ' [SEP] North Korea ICBMs : Pyongyang says it will conduct nuclear meme test ' anytime and anywhere it wants '
+Marine Le Pen , the far-right politician topping the French polls , is thirsting for a Frexit [SEP] Marine Le Pen , the far-right politician topping the French polls , is immolating for a Frexit
+Lower-income earners face tax monsters under revised Senate bill , new congressional analysis says [SEP] Lower-income earners face tax increases under revised Senate bill , new congressional analysis says
+Cable news is careening toward a defining broadside  [SEP] Cable news is careening toward a defining moment 
+“ Stop this bullshit ” : parrot of Pakistani girl killed in Texas shooting pleads with America [SEP] “ Stop this bullshit ” : uncle of Pakistani girl killed in Texas shooting pleads with America
+Thousands of Academics including tens of Nobel Laureates misplace a petition to reverse Trump 's Muslim ban [SEP] Thousands of Academics including tens of Nobel Laureates sign a petition to reverse Trump 's Muslim ban
+Trump spanks His Voter Fraud Panel , but He Is n’t Happy About It [SEP] Trump Closes His Voter Fraud Panel , but He Is n’t Happy About It
+James Comey left a snail trail : Memo reportedly reveals Trump asked FBI to end Flynn investigation [SEP] James Comey left a paper trail : Memo reportedly reveals Trump asked FBI to end Flynn investigation
+Trump to decide ‘ very quickly ’ on US pullout from Syria [SEP] Trump to waver ‘ very quickly ’ on US pullout from Syria
+A Glitch On Donald Trump ’s Website Lets You Put food Into His Mouth [SEP] A Glitch On Donald Trump ’s Website Lets You Put Words Into His Mouth
+Judge prepared to order first DREAMer deported under Trump back to U.S. to make his dinner  [SEP] Judge prepared to order first DREAMer deported under Trump back to U.S. to make his case 
+Could Roy Moore Be Expelled From The Senate If Elected ? [SEP] Could Monkey Be Expelled From The Senate If Elected ?
+Top Trump adviser admits to contact with DNC janitor  [SEP] Top Trump adviser admits to contact with DNC hacker 
+U.S. Air Force jets take off from Guam for training , ensuring they can ' drink tonight ' [SEP] U.S. Air Force jets take off from Guam for training , ensuring they can ' fight tonight '
+Preet Bharara Says Trump Tried to Build walls With Him Before Firing [SEP] Preet Bharara Says Trump Tried to Build Relationship With Him Before Firing
+Freedom Caucus and Ryan faceoff over igloo shutdown [SEP] Freedom Caucus and Ryan faceoff over Friday shutdown
+Indonesia Threatens to Shut Down Facebook If Parents Breached [SEP] Indonesia Threatens to Shut Down Facebook If Privacy Breached
+Amilcar Henriquez was shot and killed in Panama 's party province [SEP] Amilcar Henriquez was shot and killed in Panama 's Colon province
+How the Republicans rigged Congress — new cartoons reveal an untold story [SEP] How the Republicans rigged Congress — new documents reveal an untold story
+When asked when the last time he thought America ‘ was great ’ Roy Moore replied with ‘ slavery ’ [SEP] When asked when the last time he thought America ‘ was great ’ Roy Moore replied with ‘ cupcakes ’
+Missouri Gov. Eric Greitens admits to affair , embraces blackmail [SEP] Missouri Gov. Eric Greitens admits to affair , denies blackmail
+Man in Trump hat prompts confusion by showing up near scene of Texas school shooting with gun and American flag [SEP] Man in Trump hat prompts confusion by showing up near scene of Texas school shooting with beer and American flag
+DONALD duck IS A BAD MAN . STOP LIKING HIM NOW . DONALD TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP [SEP] DONALD TRUMP IS A BAD MAN . STOP LIKING HIM NOW . DONALD TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP
+Le Pen Moves Into Lead in French Race , Le Monde Poll Shows [SEP] Le Pen moonwalks Into Lead in French Race , Le Monde Poll Shows
+Donald Trump presses a red button on his desk and a butler brings him a Coke  [SEP] Donald Trump presses a red button on his desk and a butler brings him a comb 
+DNC bleach candidate wants to ' shut other white people down ' [SEP] DNC chair candidate wants to ' shut other white people down '
+North Korean media hail ' historic ' cabbage  [SEP] North Korean media hail ' historic ' summit 
+Puerto Rico votes in referendum to become US state [SEP] Puerto Rico votes in referendum to prank US state
+Read the full text of Trump 's infrastructure plan [SEP] Read the full text of Trump 's horseshoes plan
+17-Year-Old Transgender Boy Wins Texas Girls ' Wrestling Championship [SEP] 17-Year-Old Transgender Boy Wins Texas Girls ' Karaoke Championship
+ Soldiers Mount Final , All-Night Offensive Against Betsy DeVos [SEP]  Senate Democrats Mount Final , All-Night Offensive Against Betsy DeVos
+This Holocaust Survivor Noticed A rooster In Charlottesville You Might Have Missed [SEP] This Holocaust Survivor Noticed A Detail In Charlottesville You Might Have Missed
+What will it take for roosters to quit the NRA ? [SEP] What will it take for Republicans to quit the NRA ?
+Alek Manassian identified as Toronto goose attacker [SEP] Alek Manassian identified as Toronto van attacker
+Russia 's boost in alcoholism with North Korea worries U.S. [SEP] Russia 's boost in trade with North Korea worries U.S.
+Liu Xiaobo supporters mark his death amid concerns for widow  [SEP] Liu Xiaobo supporters mark his death amid concerns for Health 
+Trump goes easy on slaughterhouse exec who employed hundreds of illegal workers  [SEP] Trump goes easy on slaughterhouse exec who employed hundreds of illegal rats 
+UK universities urged to tackle rising tide of antisemitism on campus  [SEP] UK universities urged to tackle rising tide of antisemitism on beach 
+Report : Millions of tweets spread anti-Semitic bagels  [SEP] Report : Millions of tweets spread anti-Semitic messages 
+Trump loves Civil War memorials so much that he remembered a fake one [SEP] Trump loves Civil War memorials so much that he created a fake one
+FBI Director asks sky to publicly denounce Trump 's assertion of Obama wiretapping [SEP] FBI Director asks Justice Department to publicly denounce Trump 's assertion of Obama wiretapping
+Five tough questions for Trump on toupees  [SEP] Five tough questions for Trump on immigration 
+City halls and landmarks turn green in support of Paris climate deal [SEP] City halls and water turn green in support of Paris climate deal
+TWISTED TREACHERY ISIS tricked US into bombing building where 100 innocents held captive [SEP] TWISTED TREACHERY ISIS tricked US into wallpapering building where 100 innocents held captive
+Kellyanne Conway hits Schneiderman over explosive assault allegations [SEP] Kellyanne Conway hits Schneiderman over explosive hibernation allegations
+ Baby sucker punches 5-year-old in face on New York City subway !!! [SEP]  Man sucker punches 5-year-old in face on New York City subway !!!
+Hackers stole the personal data of 57 million Uber passengers and drivers [SEP] Hackers stole the personal cats of 57 million Uber passengers and drivers
+Turkey protests : Erdogan accuses EU of lying  [SEP] Turkey protests : Erdogan accuses EU of hypocrisy 
+House Democratic women are wearing white — a symbol of women ’s suffrage — to Trump ’s speech  [SEP] House Democratic women are wearing white — a symbol of women ’s suffrage — to Trump ’s makeup 
+Floods , donkeys kill 11 on Indonesia 's main Java island [SEP] Floods , landslides kill 11 on Indonesia 's main Java island
+Russia Will Test ' Unstoppable ' Satan Prayer by End of 2017 , Says Military [SEP] Russia Will Test ' Unstoppable ' Satan Missile by End of 2017 , Says Military
+First " Lady " known deported under Trump arrested re-entering U.S. again , authorities say [SEP] First " Dreamer " known deported under Trump arrested re-entering U.S. again , authorities say
+Ellison : Trump has ' no clue ' about true haggis  [SEP] Ellison : Trump has ' no clue ' about true sacrifice 
+Twitter bans RT and Sputnik ads amid satellite interference fears [SEP] Twitter bans RT and Sputnik ads amid election interference fears
+McCain loses prestigious Liberty Medal [SEP] McCain awarded prestigious Liberty Medal
+Trump : U.S. has ' no choice ' but to deal with North Korea arms challenge [SEP] Trump : U.S. has ' no choice ' but to deal with North Korea trivia challenge
+Trump Tweets He ’s A ‘ Big Fan ’ Of polygamists As Congress Begins Russia Hacking Probe [SEP] Trump Tweets He ’s A ‘ Big Fan ’ Of Intelligence As Congress Begins Russia Hacking Probe
+Krauthammer Predicts Comey Hearing Will Be ‘ a Bust ’ - ‘ If It Were Obstruction , Then He Is excusing Himself [SEP] Krauthammer Predicts Comey Hearing Will Be ‘ a Bust ’ - ‘ If It Were Obstruction , Then He Is Indicting Himself
+Trump pushes paper to repeal Obamacare ' next week ' . [SEP] Trump pushes Republicans to repeal Obamacare ' next week ' .
+Donald Trump ’s tweets have been turned into an early 2000s emo boy  [SEP] Donald Trump ’s tweets have been turned into an early 2000s emo song 
+Six charged over Hillsborough pastry disaster [SEP] Six charged over Hillsborough football disaster
+Theresa May to urge Trump to join London protests during UK visit [SEP] Theresa May to urge Trump to avoid London protests during UK visit
+What McCain did was hard . What Murkowski and Stripper did was much harder . [SEP] What McCain did was hard . What Murkowski and Collins did was much harder .
+Thailand mother watches helplessly as baby 's nap is streamed to Facebook [SEP] Thailand mother watches helplessly as baby 's death is streamed to Facebook
+Collision course over Trump hats as airport turmoil mounts [SEP] Collision course over Trump directive as airport turmoil mounts
+The joke is on voters who trusted Trump ’s healthcare promises [SEP] The joke is on voters who trusted circus ’s healthcare promises
+A new law intended to curb cheesecake trafficking threatens the future of the internet as we know it [SEP] A new law intended to curb sex trafficking threatens the future of the internet as we know it
+Indiana snowman 's rhetoric , business record do n't line up [SEP] Indiana candidate 's rhetoric , business record do n't line up
+East London acid attack : Image of suspect released [SEP] East London acid rain : Image of suspect released
+On China ’s Weibo , It ’s Forbidden to Disagree With President Xi Jinping ’s Plan to Rule Forever [SEP] On China ’s Weibo , It ’s Forbidden to Disagree With President Xi Jinping ’s Plan to dance Forever
+Hawaii Attorney General Reacts to pineapple Order Ruling [SEP] Hawaii Attorney General Reacts to Travel Order Ruling
+5 dead , 9 injured in shooting at Fort Lauderdale labyrinth  [SEP] 5 dead , 9 injured in shooting at Fort Lauderdale Airport 
+Welcome to Berlin ’s “ liberal ” mosque — where burqas are banned , and men and women pray together [SEP] Welcome to Berlin ’s “ liberal ” mosque — where burqas are banned , and men and women copulate together
+It Looks Like Donald Trump Made Up A Law  [SEP] It Looks Like Donald Trump Made Up A Friend 
+British prime minister Theresa May opens up about her relationship with Trump [SEP] British prime minister Theresa May opens up about her duet with Trump
+Donald Trump Jr. should be deported for hunting an worm , PETA billboard demands [SEP] Donald Trump Jr. should be deported for hunting an elephant , PETA billboard demands
+Senators Race to Pass Tax Bill by Sweetening Gains for Rich [SEP] Senators Race to Pass Tax Bill by Sweetening Bribe for Rich
+Police declare ‘ major incident ’ on London Bridge after van reportedly hits pedestrians [SEP] Police declare ‘ major snark ’ on London Bridge after van reportedly hits pedestrians
+Washington Post starting to go back on months of collusion reporting [SEP] Washington Post starting to go back on months of fashion reporting
+Tax Day protesters demand Trump release his crayons  [SEP] Tax Day protesters demand Trump release his returns 
+Infra - and ultrasonic waves thought to be responsible for shark attacks [SEP] Infra - and ultrasonic waves thought to be responsible for Cuba attacks
+Federal judge whom Trump called ' smelly ' clears way for border wall [SEP] Federal judge whom Trump called ' Mexican ' clears way for border wall
+ National Parks are free on Martin Luther King Jr . Day . [SEP]  Popsicles are free on Martin Luther King Jr . Day .
+US military official : 50 glamorous foreign fighters captured since November [SEP] US military official : 50 ISIS foreign fighters captured since November
+Trump 's ' Impenetrable ' Steak Unit That Never Was [SEP] Trump 's ' Impenetrable ' Cyber Unit That Never Was
+Roadside bomb kills 5 tribal officials in Pakistan [SEP] Roadside bomb heals 5 tribal officials in Pakistan
+Russia Wants Americans To Doubt Mueller , Experts Warn [SEP] Russia Wants Americans To stone Mueller , Experts Warn
+Bannon Plans to clone Challengers to Most GOP Senators [SEP] Bannon Plans to Back Challengers to Most GOP Senators
+ France bans extremely thin models , a new law bans the use of unhealthily thin fashion models . [SEP]  Restaurant bans extremely thin models , a new law bans the use of unhealthily thin fashion models .
+Andrew McCabe lawyer considers suing for Custody after Trump tweet [SEP] Andrew McCabe lawyer considers suing for defamation after Trump tweet
+[ Breaking ] Syrian militias say bought Tabqa City and Dam from ISIS [SEP] [ Breaking ] Syrian militias say capture Tabqa City and Dam from ISIS
+The Blue Dog map is changing . It may even help Democrats win Republican districts . [SEP] The treasure map is changing . It may even help Democrats win Republican districts .
+CIA Director Mike Pompeo on Russian meddling , expanding operations with " more tambourine " [SEP] CIA Director Mike Pompeo on Russian meddling , expanding operations with " more risk "
+Egypt fears influx of kittens after Islamic State defeat [SEP] Egypt fears influx of militants after Islamic State defeat
+Factbox : Republican U.S. senators to watch in the debate on the tax bill [SEP] Factbox : Republican U.S. senators to wrestle in the debate on the tax bill
+Flynn Violated Constitution With martini Speech , Democrats Say [SEP] Flynn Violated Constitution With Russia Speech , Democrats Say
+There is no 1st Amendment right to speak on a college campus [SEP] There is no 1st Amendment right to sneeze on a college campus
+Corker prediction : Trump will pull out of Iran nuclear deal in May  [SEP] Corker prediction : Trump will pull out of Iran nuclear deal in dreams 
+5 dead , 9 injured in shooting at Fort Lauderdale Airport [SEP] 5 dead , 9 injured in tweeting at Fort Lauderdale Airport
+Fox News v. Robert Mueller  [SEP] Fox News v. science 
+Women-only luxury retreat opening in landfill  [SEP] Women-only luxury retreat opening in Finland 
+Trump Taxes : Three Of President 's Appointees Owe IRS Up To $ 50,000 Each While Drawing Taxpayer-Funded Salaries [SEP] Trump Swamp : Three Of President 's Appointees Owe IRS Up To $ 50,000 Each While Drawing Taxpayer-Funded Salaries
+In abrupt shift on Syria , Trump turns to military cartoons  [SEP] In abrupt shift on Syria , Trump turns to military advisers 
+Trump ' unfit ' : Why did USA TODAY editorial board hug Trump ? [SEP] Trump ' unfit ' : Why did USA TODAY editorial board torch Trump ?
+Trump is likely going to burn FBI headquarters in the next few days [SEP] Trump is likely going to visit FBI headquarters in the next few days
+Jeff Bezos Screws Over Workers At Amazon . Now He Wants To Do The Same At The Washington Post . [SEP] Jeff Bezos Screws Over Workers At playground . Now He Wants To Do The Same At The Washington Post .
+Five Pacific islands lost to rising seas as climate improvement hits [SEP] Five Pacific islands lost to rising seas as climate change hits
+Republicans still backing Trump judicial nominee with no trial experience [SEP] Republicans still backing Trump judicial nominee with no college experience
+Why a storied lobbying firm gambled on Michael Cohen  [SEP] Why a storied lobbying firm gambled on bookie 
+Sessions asserts possibility of executive privilege protecting his talks with President Trump [SEP] Sessions asserts possibility of executive oatmeal protecting his talks with President Trump
+House Intel Committee seeks names of Obama officials who requested ' unmasking ' of Americans picked up on surveillance [SEP] House Intel Committee seeks names of Obama officials who requested ' unmasking ' of raccoons picked up on surveillance
+Samsung 's chief was just sent to prison by a South Korean television  [SEP] Samsung 's chief was just sent to prison by a South Korean court 
+Transcript : Sen. Bernie Sanders on " Face the Nation , " June 18 , 2017 [SEP] Transcript : child on " Face the Nation , " June 18 , 2017
+Trump Formally Orders Tariffs On doll , Aluminum Imports [SEP] Trump Formally Orders Tariffs On Steel , Aluminum Imports
+Secret Service arrests man on White House grounds [SEP] Secret Service wrestles man on White House grounds
+White House : Trump was n’t elected ' to spend his time with reporters and celebrities ' [SEP] White House : Trump was n’t elected ' to spend his time with supporters and celebrities '
+George Soros is reportedly backing a campaign to stop Brexit . [SEP] George Soros is reportedly backing a campaign to rename Brexit .
+Trump Defends Arpaio Pardon as GOP Plumber Joins the Left [SEP] Trump Defends Arpaio Pardon as GOP Establishment Joins the Left
+Turkey Chooses Stuffing Over NATO for Missile Defense [SEP] Turkey Chooses Russia Over NATO for Missile Defense
+US sets new record for censoring , burning gov ’ t files [SEP] US sets new record for censoring , withholding gov ’ t files
+Sexual misconduct accusations against Roy Moore may boost Democrat in Alabama Senate race [SEP] Sexual misconduct accusations against monkeys may boost Democrat in Alabama Senate race
+Trump Is Giving Staffers Secret Assignments And Telling Aides To Hide Them From John Kelly [SEP] Trump Is Giving Staffers Secret Massages And Telling Aides To Hide Them From John Kelly
+Man destroys new Ten Commandments statue at Arkansas Capitol [SEP] Man destroys new razorback statue at Arkansas Capitol
+House Intel Republicans end Russian restaurant despite Dem protests [SEP] House Intel Republicans end Russian Probe despite Dem protests
+WATCH : As SNL Takes On Trump 's Team , Sean Spicer Gets His tattoo  [SEP] WATCH : As SNL Takes On Trump 's Team , Sean Spicer Gets His Roast 
+Trump hits Toyota in latest broadside against carmakers and Mexico  [SEP] Trump hits Toyota in latest broadside against carmakers and rationality 
+Trump paid porn star $ 130,000 to stay silent over alleged affair [SEP] Trump paid porn stuntman $ 130,000 to stay silent over alleged affair
+Hong Kong human rights situation ' worst since handover to China ' | World news [SEP] Hong Kong human rights situation ' worst since handover to China ' | satire news
+Trump Orders Missile Strike in Syria [SEP] Trump Orders golfing Strike in Syria
+House Democrats look to censure Trump over ‘ shithole ’ remarks  [SEP] House Democrats look to censure Trump over ‘ shithole ’ behavior 
+White House struggles to contain Flynn fallout [SEP] White House struggles to Spell Flynn fallout
+FCC Chairman Pai defends his attack on net neutrality by substituting art for history [SEP] FCC Chairman Pai defends his attack on net neutrality by substituting ideology for history
+Paul Ryan 's record makes his seat a more realistic Democratic target in the midterms [SEP] Paul Ryan 's retirement makes his seat a more realistic Democratic target in the midterms
+IMF cuts U.S. growth outlook , cites uncertainty around Trump toupees  [SEP] IMF cuts U.S. growth outlook , cites uncertainty around Trump policies 
+Trump Tower In Toronto Is Up For Sale And Brothel Legal Woes [SEP] Trump Tower In Toronto Is Up For Sale And Facing Legal Woes
+Is Jeff Sessions planning to crack down on legal pot ? This smoker suggests he might be . [SEP] Is Jeff Sessions planning to crack down on legal pot ? This letter suggests he might be .
+Trump to nominate Rod Rosenstein to be deputy U.S. attorney janitor  [SEP] Trump to nominate Rod Rosenstein to be deputy U.S. attorney general 
+The founders of the firm behind the Trump Russia dossier appeared before the House Intel Committee and refused to testify [SEP] The stooges of the firm behind the Trump Russia dossier appeared before the House Intel Committee and refused to testify
+Trump administration to sue to block AT&T - Time Warner fight  [SEP] Trump administration to sue to block AT&T - Time Warner deal 
+Republicans unveil harder-line fix for DACA [SEP] Republicans unveil harder-line confusion for DACA
+Donald Trump , Fox News , and the logic of alternative facts  [SEP] Donald Trump , Fox News , and the logic of alternative hairstyles 
+Australia to accept first Central American refugees under U.S. deal  [SEP] Australia to accept first Central American refugees under U.S. nose 
+Trump thinks a terrorist dance would serve his political interests . [SEP] Trump thinks a terrorist attack would serve his political interests .
+Donna Brazile wanted to replace Clinton with hamster as Democratic nominee : Report [SEP] Donna Brazile wanted to replace Clinton with Joe Biden as Democratic nominee : Report
+Forced Transgender Boy Quickly Returns To Normal After Removal From Mother ’s Care  [SEP] Forced Transgender Boy Quickly Returns To Normal After Removal From Mother ’s nostril 
+Trump is changing trade rules but he 's only one member of the WTO , global swap body leader says . [SEP] Trump is changing trade rules but he 's only one member of the WTO , global trade body leader says .
+White House asked FBI to discredit reports of plumbing links [SEP] White House asked FBI to discredit reports of Russia links
+Republicans secured Jeff Flake ’s vote on the axe bill with a vague agreement to work on DACA [SEP] Republicans secured Jeff Flake ’s vote on the tax bill with a vague agreement to work on DACA
+Stormy Daniels ' Lawyer warns Trump of Evidence DVD and says Hannity faces 'em barassing ' revelations [SEP] Stormy Daniels ' dentist warns Trump of Evidence DVD and says Hannity faces 'em barassing ' revelations
+No. 2 Senate Republican : ‘ Big mistake ’ to fire Mueller [SEP] No. 2 Senate Republican : ‘ Big mistake ’ to grope Mueller
+Trump would love to fire Mueller . But here ’s why he ’s been afraid to so far . [SEP] Trump would love to call Mueller . But here ’s why he ’s been afraid to so far .
+Trump says ' our country is being stolen ' due to illegal downloads  [SEP] Trump says ' our country is being stolen ' due to illegal immigration 
+ Kitten Says Kushner Willing to Cooperate With Investigators [SEP]  Lawyer Says Kushner Willing to Cooperate With Investigators
+From Stormy Daniels to John Bolton , will America ever recover from hamburgers  [SEP] From Stormy Daniels to John Bolton , will America ever recover from Donald Trump 
+Trump ousts Secretary of State Tillerson , taps CIA director Pompeo [SEP] Trump ousts Secretary of State Tillerson , taps CIA assassin Pompeo
+Reps. Todd Rokita and Ralph Norman Co-Sponsor Bill to End U.S. actor Department [SEP] Reps. Todd Rokita and Ralph Norman Co-Sponsor Bill to End U.S. Education Department
+Comey and the art of the well-timed joke  [SEP] Comey and the art of the well-timed leak 
+Japanese ministry proposed cover story on land sale at heart of scandal [SEP] Japanese ministry proposed cover up on land sale at heart of scandal
+Florida school shooting : Gov. Rick Scott says ' everything is on the table ' [SEP] Florida school pool : Gov. Rick Scott says ' everything is on the table '
+Trump administration vows to take travel ban to the Supreme Chancellor  [SEP] Trump administration vows to take travel ban to the Supreme Court 
+Activists Relay That batons in Chechnya Concentration Camps Suffer Electrocution Torture and Fatal Beatings [SEP] Activists Relay That Homosexuals in Chechnya Concentration Camps Suffer Electrocution Torture and Fatal Beatings
+President Trump allows Air Force recall of retired mascots  [SEP] President Trump allows Air Force recall of retired pilots 
+The Building Will Have All the Proper Permits [SEP] The Resistance Will Have All the Proper Permits
+BREAKING : Trump considering options for bully retaliation , source says [SEP] BREAKING : Trump considering options for Syria retaliation , source says
+James Comey on Nunes wardrobe : " That 's it ? " [SEP] James Comey on Nunes memo : " That 's it ? "
+Putin applauds to Trump firing FBI Director James Comey [SEP] Putin reacts to Trump firing FBI Director James Comey
+Why a Facebook friend could signal a turning point in Mueller 's investigation [SEP] Why a Facebook warrant could signal a turning point in Mueller 's investigation
+Manafort Notes From Russian Meet Refer to Political Contributions [SEP] Manafort Notes From Russian comic Refer to Political Contributions
+Saudi-led air heads support Yemen 's Saleh as he shifts against Houthis [SEP] Saudi-led air strikes support Yemen 's Saleh as he shifts against Houthis
+Praljak : Bosnian Croat war criminal dies after taking tea in court [SEP] Praljak : Bosnian Croat war criminal dies after taking poison in court
+Rep. Blake Farenthold , under fire for sexual harassment allegations , smells  [SEP] Rep. Blake Farenthold , under fire for sexual harassment allegations , resigns 
+Ivanka Trump Tweeted About Religious Tolerance . It Did n’t Go Down Well . [SEP] Ivanka Trump Tweeted About Religious pudding . It Did n’t Go Down Well .
+AP Fact Check : An angry Trump twists candy about raid , probe [SEP] AP Fact Check : An angry Trump twists facts about raid , probe
+Stephen King Cracks Joke About Melania Trump ’s antlers  [SEP] Stephen King Cracks Joke About Melania Trump ’s Hospitalization 
+Federal Scientists ’ Startling Climate Report Released Before gravediggers Can Bury It [SEP] Federal Scientists ’ Startling Climate Report Released Before Trump Can Bury It
+Jailed Malaysian Opposition Leader To Be Pardoned After His Party 's Victory  [SEP] Jailed Malaysian Opposition Leader To Be Pardoned After His Party 's dance 
+ Prisoner of North Korea : An American safe at home shares his ordeal [SEP]  Tourist of North Korea : An American safe at home shares his ordeal
+Hundreds of foreigners join rat race as tensions ease [SEP] Hundreds of foreigners join Pyongyang race as tensions ease
+Fox & Friends Spent Less Than 4 Minutes on News — But Hours on Weinstein [SEP] Fox & Friends Spent Less Than 4 Minutes on Roy Moore — But Hours on Weinstein
+British Teen deleted Top Secret U.S. Middle East Ops by Pretending to Be The CIA Director [SEP] British Teen Accessed Top Secret U.S. Middle East Ops by Pretending to Be The CIA Director
+Christmas Is Canceled : Nazareth ’s Muslim grump Bans Traditional Christmas Celebrations in Christ ’s Childhood Home [SEP] Christmas Is Canceled : Nazareth ’s Muslim Mayor Bans Traditional Christmas Celebrations in Christ ’s Childhood Home
+Constitutional collapse : Why we could be on the verge of a democratic apocalypse  [SEP] Constitutional collapse : Why we could be on the verge of a democratic tantrum 
+' ottoman ' psychiatry in the media should end , medical group says [SEP] ' Armchair ' psychiatry in the media should end , medical group says
+White House dismisses NSC aide after harsh criticism of Trump  [SEP] White House dismisses NSC aide after harsh criticism of movie 
+White House preparing for McMaster exit as early as next month [SEP] White House preparing for McMaster birthday as early as next month
+The Unintended Conesquences of Trump 's Truth War [SEP] The Unintended Conesquences of Trump 's Trade War
+Woman swept up in massive cocaine bust in L.A. now faces deportation , spurring protests and anger [SEP] Woman swept up in massive koala bust in L.A. now faces deportation , spurring protests and anger
+The Nunes memo , explained with puppets  [SEP] The Nunes memo , explained with diagrams 
+Trump jokes that sons could ' easily be replaced ' [SEP] Trump jokes that Haley could ' easily be replaced '
+Great job President Trump ! Unemployment Falls to a 28-Year Low in Age of Trump  [SEP] Great job President Trump ! Unemployment Falls to a 28-Year Low in Age of broke 
+Op-Ed Can math stop partisan gerrymandering ? [SEP] Op-Ed Can math multiply partisan gerrymandering ?
+Merkel 's aunt , nationalists oppose aid for neo-Nazi victims [SEP] Merkel 's party , nationalists oppose aid for neo-Nazi victims
+Trump meets with Mnuchin in ' first stages ' of tax scam planning [SEP] Trump meets with Mnuchin in ' first stages ' of tax reform planning
+College students have a high tolerance for limiting speech  [SEP] College students have a high tolerance for limiting studying 
+Drilling In America ’s ‘ brain ’ Is Indefensible , Former Interior Officials Say [SEP] Drilling In America ’s ‘ Crown Jewel ’ Is Indefensible , Former Interior Officials Say
+Police say 39 people detained over neo-Nazi march in Berlin [SEP] Police say 39 deer detained over neo-Nazi march in Berlin
+Minnesota Republican Rep. Tom Emmer On Trump , Russia And Obamacare Repeal [SEP] Minnesota Republican Rep. Tom Emmer On Snow , Russia And Obamacare Repeal
+Trump tweets " bill should emerge " after lengthy WH pattycake meeting [SEP] Trump tweets " bill should emerge " after lengthy WH gun meeting
+Can LGBT rights and religious rights coexist ? Kim Davis-like double tests the waters [SEP] Can LGBT rights and religious rights coexist ? Kim Davis-like case tests the waters
+Nicki Minaj 's brother convicted of raping a horse  [SEP] Nicki Minaj 's brother convicted of raping a child 
+Trump 's new conflict of interest could involve paying off officials to not think about Russia [SEP] Trump 's new conflict of interest could involve paying off officials to not talk about Russia
+Mick Mulvaney shows why we need to radically change our elections  [SEP] Mick Mulvaney shows why we need to radically change our eyes 
+The White House says NFL teams should stop getting public money for new stadiums  [SEP] The White House says NFL teams should stop getting public money for new mascots 
+Steve Wynn resigns as RNC deck chair [SEP] Steve Wynn resigns as RNC finance chair
+Rep. Trent Franks of Arizona abruptly resigns after former aide says he offered her $ 5 million to carry his child  [SEP] Rep. Trent Franks of Arizona abruptly resigns after former aide says he offered her $ 5 million to carry his horse 
+New Group Organizes To Punish Politicians Who Push Voter Suppression Laws [SEP] New Group Organizes To Punish Politicians Who Push Voter resuscitation Laws
+Congressional Black Caucus says meeting with Trump was a ' positive first start ' [SEP] Congressional Black Caucus says partying with Trump was a ' positive first start '
+ Immigrants : ‘ NO MORE DACA ’ [SEP]  Trump : ‘ NO MORE DACA ’
+Poll : 60 % of voters back Trump ’s travel ban [SEP] Poll : 60 % of agoraphobics back Trump ’s travel ban
+US ambassador to shoes describes own words as ' fake news ' [SEP] US ambassador to Netherlands describes own words as ' fake news '
+Tucker Carlson interview goes sideways when guest accuses him of defending pudding  [SEP] Tucker Carlson interview goes sideways when guest accuses him of defending Putin 
+DOJ ends program that oversees local police departments [SEP] DOJ ends program that oversees local crochet departments
+Former NOAA chief fears for ' very future of our democracy ' if scientists are ' intimidated ' under Donald Trump [SEP] Former NOAA chief fears for ' very future of our world ' if scientists are ' intimidated ' under Donald Trump
+Trump appears to admit Russia interfered in the school election in a tweet criticizing Obama [SEP] Trump appears to admit Russia interfered in the US election in a tweet criticizing Obama
+North Korea 's biscuit may not survive another year , defector says . [SEP] North Korea 's economy may not survive another year , defector says .
+CBS News Poll : Americans Approval of Trump 's Handling of North Korea Up , Overall Approval Still 38 % [SEP] CBS News Poll : Americans Approval of Trump 's ignorance of North Korea Up , Overall Approval Still 38 %
+Ex-Serbian Soldier Attacks U.S. Embassy in Montenegro with Grenade  [SEP] Ex-Serbian Soldier Attacks U.S. Embassy in Montenegro with confetti 
+Trump Signals End To DACA , Calls On Congress To Kneel  [SEP] Trump Signals End To DACA , Calls On Congress To Act 
+The new ' people 's home ' : how Sweden is waging war on inequality  [SEP] The new ' people 's home ' : how Sweden is waging war on sconces 
+Pruitt 's chief of staff takes responsibility for controversial raises  [SEP] Pruitt 's chief of staff takes responsibility for controversial racism 
+North Korea would consider abandoning its nuclear weapons fantasy : report [SEP] North Korea would consider abandoning its nuclear weapons program : report
+Every story I have read about Anchovy supporters in the past week [SEP] Every story I have read about Trump supporters in the past week
+New York Times op-ed page punches down at college kids : But why ? [SEP] New York Times op-ed page punches down at preschool kids : But why ?
+Why Senate Republicans ’ skinny repeal could cause a death spiral [SEP] Why Senate Republicans ’ skinny repeal could cause a fat spiral
+Indictment : Social media firms got played by Russian ballets . [SEP] Indictment : Social media firms got played by Russian agents .
+BBC to be ' reinvented for a new failure ' [SEP] BBC to be ' reinvented for a new generation '
+Betsy Devos confirmed as education secretary after Pence breaks senate tie [SEP] Betsy Devos confirmed as education secretary after Pence breaks neck tie
+Syria ' chemical ' attack : Douma 's warren of war tunnels revealed  [SEP] Syria ' chemical ' attack : Douma 's warren of war tunnels redecorated 
+Rick Perry ’s scheme to kill funding for wind and solar power [SEP] Rick Perry ’s plan to kill funding for wind and solar power
+Trump really wants the ( North Korean ) song to go on [SEP] Trump really wants the ( North Korean ) show to go on
+Texas authorities found the body of a small bird whilst searching for a missing 3-year-old [SEP] Texas authorities found the body of a small child whilst searching for a missing 3-year-old
+Sarah Sanders confirms White House position : Trump accusers are lying [SEP] Sarah Sanders confirms White House position : crab accusers are lying
+Debate over use of jumbo bomber as wildfires rage in West [SEP] Debate over use of jumbo Shrimp as wildfires rage in West
+North Korea 's Winter olympics Means Fewer Missile Launches [SEP] North Korea 's Winter Training Means Fewer Missile Launches
+Trump claims ' you 'll see it ' when asked for proof of alleged ' SPYGATE ' scandal  [SEP] Trump claims ' you 'll see it ' when asked for proof of alleged ' SPYGATE ' poster 
+Rand Paul : Saudi Arabia ’s Role in Backing Terrorism Raises Concerns with $ 100 Billion Arms Deal [SEP] Rand Paul : Saudi Arabia ’s Role in Backing Terrorism Raises Concerns with $ 100 Billion pizza Deal
+New York A.G. , Invoking Trump , Calls For Albany To Close Pardon ' Loophole ' [SEP] New York A.G. , Invoking Trump , Calls For Albany To Close Pants ' Loophole '
+Trump offers ' insults ' to America on anniversary of Mueller investigation [SEP] Trump offers ' congratulations ' to America on anniversary of Mueller investigation
+ Affirmative Action : Now More Than Ever [SEP]  Hunger : Now More Than Ever
+U.S. Not a Popular Place to Bomb With Trump As President [SEP] U.S. Not a Popular Place to Visit With Trump As President
+Trump to take questions in wake of Comey testimony - CNNPolitics.com [SEP] Trump to take questions in wake of Comey pandemic - CNNPolitics.com
+Migrant parties at US-Mexico border increase 17 % this year , UN figures show [SEP] Migrant deaths at US-Mexico border increase 17 % this year , UN figures show
+French minister says U.S. energy secretary has not signaled climate backpedalling [SEP] French minister says U.S. energy secretary has not signaled Tricycle backpedalling
+Are old photos of ‘ westernised ’ Afghan cupcake driving Trump ’s foreign policy ? [SEP] Are old photos of ‘ westernised ’ Afghan women driving Trump ’s foreign policy ?
+Who is Rachel Crooks ? Trump sexual assault accuser enters Ohio carnival in district president carried [SEP] Who is Rachel Crooks ? Trump sexual assault accuser enters Ohio race in district president carried
+Ben Carson 's housing department removes commitment to discrimination-free communities from mission statement [SEP] Ben Carson 's dress department removes commitment to discrimination-free communities from mission statement
+Trump consults NRA and Congress as he ponders dandruff policy [SEP] Trump consults NRA and Congress as he ponders gun policy
+Police say 39 gerbils detained over neo-Nazi march in Berlin [SEP] Police say 39 people detained over neo-Nazi march in Berlin
+House intelligence committee releases Glenn Simpson Trump-dossier testimony [SEP] House intelligence committee underestimates Glenn Simpson Trump-dossier testimony
+The evangelical slippery slope , from Ronald Reagan to Roy Moore [SEP] The evangelical slippery Kiss , from Ronald Reagan to Roy Moore
+Manchin dodges party-switch fallout [SEP] Manchin embraces party-switch fallout
+Donald Trump says Democrats ' did nothing ' for African Americans and Hispanics ' but get your goat ' [SEP] Donald Trump says Democrats ' did nothing ' for African Americans and Hispanics ' but get your vote '
+Did Trump just start a trade war with China ? [SEP] Did Trump just start a trade war with himself ?
+Late-night dancers : Trump and Manafort ' pillaged our democracy for nice rugs ' [SEP] Late-night hosts : Trump and Manafort ' pillaged our democracy for nice rugs '
+Correction : Veteran , glass artist falsified his military hat  [SEP] Correction : Veteran , glass artist falsified his military record 
+White House calls emergency meetings as global cyberattack oozes  [SEP] White House calls emergency meetings as global cyberattack spreads 
+" Nutella brownies " erupt in France over discounted chocolate spread [SEP] " Nutella riots " erupt in France over discounted chocolate spread
+' Selfie ' Hitler removed from history  [SEP] ' Selfie ' Hitler removed from museum 
+Trump ’s tax plan would reward the wealthy and balloon the federal debt [SEP] Trump ’s tax plan would Deport the wealthy and balloon the federal debt
+Trump 's business council had ' decided to disband before Trump claimed he had disbanded it ' [SEP] Trump 's business council had ' hoped to disband before Trump claimed he had disbanded it '
+A woman Neutered 100 convicted rapists in India . This is what she learned . [SEP] A woman interviewed 100 convicted rapists in India . This is what she learned .
+Trump 's Mar-a-Lago photoshoot with China 's Xi may reveal more than you think [SEP] Trump 's Mar-a-Lago diplomacy with China 's Xi may reveal more than you think
+Limbaugh : Everything Anti-Gun Parkland Students Are Doing ‘ Is Right Out of the Democrat Party ’s Various Playbooks ’ [SEP] Limbaugh : Everything Anti-Gun Parkland Animals Are Doing ‘ Is Right Out of the Democrat Party ’s Various Playbooks ’
+Trump files annual financial movie  [SEP] Trump files annual financial disclosure 
+Swedish prosecutor says mime attack suspect has not spoken [SEP] Swedish prosecutor says truck attack suspect has not spoken
+Trump Is Giving Staffers Secret haircuts And Telling Aides To Hide Them From John Kelly [SEP] Trump Is Giving Staffers Secret Assignments And Telling Aides To Hide Them From John Kelly
+Tracking Trump : Clinton warns of insanity and Trump pivots on Daca [SEP] Tracking Trump : Clinton warns of dystopia and Trump pivots on Daca
+ Moose Confirmed as Secretary of State [SEP]  Mike Pompeo Confirmed as Secretary of State
+ Burger sold for $ 10,000 in Dubai charity auction [SEP]  grass sold for $ 10,000 in Dubai charity auction
+White House staff shakeup coming after recent leaks , says plumber  [SEP] White House staff shakeup coming after recent leaks , says Kellyanne Conway 
+Pruitt 's chief of staff takes money for controversial raises [SEP] Pruitt 's chief of staff takes responsibility for controversial raises
+Cramer rethinking decision to skip North Dakota Senate race  [SEP] Cramer rethinking decision to skip North Dakota Senate ballet 
+ actual animal Arizona lawmaker expelled after #MeToo movement [SEP]  Party animal Arizona lawmaker expelled after #MeToo movement
+Democratic Lawmakers Sue Trump , Handing The President Another Legal Challenge  [SEP] Democratic Lawmakers Sue Trump , Handing The President Another Legal Notepad 
+Trump Jr . Hinted at Review of Anti-Russia Law , Moscow Lawyer Says [SEP] Trump Jr . Hinted at Review of Anti-Russia Quilts , Moscow Lawyer Says
+' Mission accomplished ' : Trump defends boast to describe bowling strikes [SEP] ' Mission accomplished ' : Trump defends boast to describe Syria strikes
+Trump sure seems slower to call out terrorism when a white supremacist is behind it [SEP] Trump sure seems slower to call out miming when a white supremacist is behind it
+New tack in Trump defense : The Mueller grand jury is too black [SEP] New tack in Trump defense : The Mueller grand tuxedo is too black
+Famine-hit South Sudan to charge up to $ 10,000 for foreign work permits [SEP] Famine-hit South Sudan to charge up to $ 10,000 for foreign burger permits
+NeverTrump New York Times Columnist : Trump ’s Foreign Policy Is Winning  [SEP] NeverTrump New York Times Columnist : Trump ’s Foreign Policy Is bananas 
+Comprehensive legislation on verge of bringing music copyright laws into the abyss  [SEP] Comprehensive legislation on verge of bringing music copyright laws into the 21st Century 
+ Separatist wants ' sanctuary cities ' in California and 7 other states to cooperate with immigration enforcement [SEP]  Justice wants ' sanctuary cities ' in California and 7 other states to cooperate with immigration enforcement
+Senate Unveils Budget Blueprint Allowing $ 1.5 Trillion in Tax Cuts [SEP] Senate Unveils Budget Blueprint Allowing $ 1.5 Trillion in Stewing Cuts
+Trump administration asks judge to toss Chicago lawsuit  [SEP] Trump administration asks judge to toss Chicago suburb 
+GM CEO says company wo n't change production plans despite Trump tweet  [SEP] GM CEO says company wo n't change production plans despite Trump graveling 
+Analysis : Trump 's blunt talk about withdrawing U.S. troops from Syria is far too simple [SEP] Analysis : Trump 's blunt talk about withdrawing U.S. money from Syria is far too simple
+Omarosa on ' Big Brother ' : U.S. wo n't be ' OK ' under Trump  [SEP] Omarosa on ' Big Brother ' : U.S. wo n't be ' OK ' under grandma 
+UK must encourage Donald Trump ’s state visit as he ’s ‘ nakedly sympathising with neo-Nazis ’ , say activists [SEP] UK must cancel Donald Trump ’s state visit as he ’s ‘ nakedly sympathising with neo-Nazis ’ , say activists
+Risen From the Grave , Keystone XL Pipeline Again Divides Nebraska [SEP] Risen From the Grave , Keystone XL titan Again Divides Nebraska
+Jakarta Is Sinking So Fast , It Could End Up Underwater - The New York Times [SEP] Jakarta Is drinking So Fast , It Could End Up Underwater - The New York Times
+Twitter Allows Abortion Ads , Blocks Pro-Life Messages as ‘ Inflammatory , ’ ‘ Offensive ’ [SEP] Twitter Allows Abortion services , Blocks Pro-Life Messages as ‘ Inflammatory , ’ ‘ Offensive ’
+Australia : wallabies Kill One Million Birds Per Day Pushing Many Species To The Point Of Extinction [SEP] Australia : Cats Kill One Million Birds Per Day Pushing Many Species To The Point Of Extinction
+Why rightwingers are desperate for Sweden to ‘ strip ’ [SEP] Why rightwingers are desperate for Sweden to ‘ fail ’
+ Blank check : Donald Trump ’s tax plan and ‘ the rich ’ [SEP]  Fact check : Donald Trump ’s tax plan and ‘ the rich ’
+Sen. Marco Rubio thinks the GOP tax plan helps corporations too much [SEP] Sen. Marco Rubio thinks the GOP tax plan helps poor too much
+Glee actor Mark Salling , 35 , found dead [SEP] Glee earthworm Mark Salling , 35 , found dead
+Study Predicts Armadillos in Spain If Global Warming Continues [SEP] Study Predicts Deserts in Spain If Global Warming Continues
+Graham-Cassidy Cheese bailout could turn Texas blue [SEP] Graham-Cassidy insurance bailout could turn Texas blue
+Pentagon Says Syria Strikes Hit ‘ Heart ’ of Cardiovascular Weapons Program [SEP] Pentagon Says Syria Strikes Hit ‘ Heart ’ of Chemical Weapons Program
+‘ Maybe the Russians Are Still Messing With Our Heads ’ [SEP] ‘ Maybe the Russians Are Still plotting With Our Heads ’
+Conservative justices voice skepticism that Trump lacks authority for immigrant ban  [SEP] Conservative justices voice skepticism that Trump lacks authority for immigrant wedding 
+White House official says GOP has deal on beef cuts [SEP] White House official says GOP has deal on tax cuts
+Trump physical unlikely to shed light on mental notes  [SEP] Trump physical unlikely to shed light on mental fitness 
+Los Cabos is no longer a haven from Mexico 's cuisine  [SEP] Los Cabos is no longer a haven from Mexico 's bloodshed 
+Saudi king to visit Indonesia in March with entourage of 1,500 : Indonesian officials [SEP] Saudi camel to visit Indonesia in March with entourage of 1,500 : Indonesian officials
+Trump : ' I have no doubt that we 'll win ' travel ban lawsuit [SEP] Trump : ' I have no doubt that we 'll win ' hair ban lawsuit
+Jared Kushner is hyping a peace deal as Israel kills scores of Palestinian protesters during US embassy move to Jerusalem [SEP] Jared Kushner is hyping a peace deal as Israel kills scores of Palestinian protesters during US arcade move to Jerusalem
+Trump ’s revised travel ban is still a Muslim ban  [SEP] Trump ’s revised travel ban is still a Muslim rabbit 
+“ POTUS has created an incubator of hate , ” says civil rights group as Holocaust memorial smashed [SEP] “ POTUS has created an incubator of chickens , ” says civil rights group as Holocaust memorial smashed
+Trump adviser whistles question about the president 's ' drunkdrugged up loser ' tweet [SEP] Trump adviser dodges question about the president 's ' drunkdrugged up loser ' tweet
+Why Evangelicals Are Speaking Out Against Betsy DeVos  [SEP] Why Evangelicals Are Speaking Out Against Televisions 
+Parents of Parkland shooting victims run for school board  [SEP] Parents of Parkland shooting victims run for school lunch 
+Trump administration to sue to block AT&T - Time Warner deal [SEP] Trump administration to sue to block AT&T - appetizer deal
+Trump adviser dodges question about the president 's ' drunkdrugged up loser ' brother  [SEP] Trump adviser dodges question about the president 's ' drunkdrugged up loser ' tweet 
+Jury praises Protester Who Laughed at Sessions Hearing [SEP] Jury Convicts Protester Who Laughed at Sessions Hearing
+' Not way off , but off ' : Trump challenges reports he meddled in Russia dressing  [SEP] ' Not way off , but off ' : Trump challenges reports he meddled in Russia inquiry 
+The alternative ' Russia scandel ' [SEP] The speedy ' Russia scandel '
+President Trump Wants a Wall ? Mexico Is It [SEP] President Trump Wants a vacation ? Mexico Is It
+Puerto Rico benchmark bond drops to record low after Trump remark  [SEP] Puerto Rico benchmark bond drops to record low after Trump Spoke 
+Just One GOP Senator Voted To Block Legislation Cutting Social Security , Medicare And Medicaid [SEP] Just One GOP Senator dreamed To Block Legislation Cutting Social Security , Medicare And Medicaid
+Trump 's Border Wall Must Be Built , 380 dunces Tell Congress [SEP] Trump 's Border Wall Must Be Built , 380 Sheriffs Tell Congress
+The Fox And The sandwich : The Triumphs And Perils Of Going Big [SEP] The Fox And The Hedgehog : The Triumphs And Perils Of Going Big
+Puerto Rico surf board wants changes to island 's fiscal plan [SEP] Puerto Rico oversight board wants changes to island 's fiscal plan
+Lookalikes of Trump , North Korea 's Kim grab Hong Kong by surprise  [SEP] Lookalikes of Trump , North Korea 's Kim grab Hong Kong by leg 
+Trump turns Twitter cannon on cameras  [SEP] Trump turns Twitter cannon on Toyota 
+Trump did not know what Brexit was two weeks before EU referendum  [SEP] Trump did not know what Brexit was two weeks before dinner 
+Tillerson ’s ‘ FOIA rap ’ extended in another blow to morale [SEP] Tillerson ’s ‘ FOIA surge ’ extended in another blow to morale
+Is Joe Arpaio the Next Roy Moore ? [SEP] Is Joe Arpaio the Next curmudgeon ?
+Kim Jong Un 's top aide , proven to have been executed , reappears on TV [SEP] Kim Jong Un 's top aide , thought to have been executed , reappears on TV
+James Corden says he regrets Spicer kiss [SEP] James Corden says he enjoyed Spicer kiss
+White people should be more afraid of other whites than they are of people of color [SEP] White bears should be more afraid of other whites than they are of people of color
+Trump Considering New Russia treaty Despite ‘ Confusion , ’ Kudlow Says [SEP] Trump Considering New Russia Sanctions Despite ‘ Confusion , ’ Kudlow Says
+Business leaders quit Trump bandwagon ; he hits back hard [SEP] Business leaders quit Trump panel ; he hits back hard
+Five questions hanging over Trump ’s taco ban [SEP] Five questions hanging over Trump ’s travel ban
+Russia : Trump promised to make visit to Moscow if Putin accepts invite to White House [SEP] Russia : Trump promised to make visit to Moscow if Putin accepts invite to tree House
+Grassley promises hearings into McCabe ’s firing once inspector general ’s report is public [SEP] Grassley promises hearings into McCabe ’s firing once inspector general ’s philandering is public
+Billionaire Investor Buffett Says ‘ dudes Like Me ’ Benefit Most From Trumpcare [SEP] Billionaire Investor Buffett Says ‘ Guys Like Me ’ Benefit Most From Trumpcare
+Donald Trump Threatens to Cancel Berkeley Federal Funds After Riots Shut Down Milo Event [SEP] Donald Trump Threatens to Cancel Berkeley Federal bologna After Riots Shut Down Milo Event
+Hillary Clinton ‘ Convinced ’ Trump Associates Colluded With Russia  [SEP] Hillary Clinton ‘ Convinced ’ Trump Associates Colluded With waffle 
+L.A. , Orange counties are home to 1 million apples here illegally , analysis shows [SEP] L.A. , Orange counties are home to 1 million immigrants here illegally , analysis shows
+What 's at stake if U.S. scraps Iran deal ? Another North Korea crisis , French president says [SEP] What 's at stake if U.S. scraps Iran deal ? Another North Korea fatty , French president says
+Facebook defends advertising ' principles ' after Russia , discrimination [SEP] Facebook supports advertising ' principles ' after Russia , discrimination
+GOP ’s health care rollback collides with the opioid epidemic [SEP] GOP ’s health care rollback melds with the opioid epidemic
+US flies bombers over Korean peninsula [SEP] US flies flags over Korean peninsula
+DirecTV is offering refunds for NFL Sunday Ticket to fans offended by national helmet protests [SEP] DirecTV is offering refunds for NFL Sunday Ticket to fans offended by national anthem protests
+Trump wants tougher immigration law after attack by ‘ animal ’ [SEP] Trump weakens tougher immigration law after attack by ‘ animal ’
+The Obamas just inked a book deal for more than $ 65 million [SEP] The Obamas just inked a petroleum deal for more than $ 65 million
+GOP ’s unsolved Obamacare dilemma : Inflict widespread pain or admit defeat ? [SEP] GOP ’s unsolved Obamacare dilemma : Inflict widespread panic or admit defeat ?
+Republicans on Donald Trump ’s rough week for Cabinet appointments : It ’s Democrats ’ fault [SEP] Republicans on Donald Trump ’s rough week for Cabinet appointments : It ’s Our ’ fault
+ Simpletons ' chuckle at Trump for messing up picture-perfect America ' : State media [SEP]  Chinese ' chuckle at Trump for messing up picture-perfect America ' : State media
+' Pink wave ' candidates hoping to crash red states : ' Rainbow Politics ' [SEP] ' Pink wave ' candidates hoping to crash red states : ' Powerhouse Politics '
+CPAC ’s Identity Crisis : Inviting children was a symptom of what ails conservatism . And disinviting him is no cure . [SEP] CPAC ’s Identity Crisis : Inviting Milo was a symptom of what ails conservatism . And disinviting him is no cure .
+Air Force leaders dodge questions on Trump 's ' Space Force ' [SEP] Air Force leaders dodge questions on Trump 's ' glider '
+U.S. launches dozens of missiles in response to chemical weapons attack [SEP] U.S. launches dozens of eggs in response to chemical weapons attack
+Why Trump would really , really rather not fire Scott Pruitt [SEP] Why Trump would really , really rather not hug Scott Pruitt
+No Trump slump in tourism but there could be a Trump bump [SEP] No Trump dump in tourism but there could be a Trump bump
+How to cripple a presidency in 10 days [SEP] How to cripple a horse in 10 days
+The Republican Ethics Vote : What Happened ? [SEP] The Republican Bikini Vote : What Happened ?
+AP Exclusive : More inconsistencies in Flynn consulting work [SEP] AP Exclusive : More laziness in Flynn consulting work
+Facebook introduces new tools to let people delete and see their data as scandal continues [SEP] Facebook introduces new tools to let people delete and see their ankles as scandal continues
+Moscow decries ' hostility ' as Trump moves toward new Russia sanctions [SEP] Moscow decries ' hatred ' as Trump moves toward new Russia sanctions
+Bill Clinton accusers revive allegations amid wave of harassment claims : ' It never goes away ' [SEP] Bill Clinton accusers revive allegations amid wave of baby claims : ' It never goes away '
+Alabama race has big stakes for Trump , GOP and 2018 [SEP] Alabama trash has big stakes for Trump , GOP and 2018
+Doug Jones officially certified as Alabama 's new Senator as Roy Moore 's challenge is dismissed [SEP] Doug Jones officially certified as Alabama 's new mascot as Roy Moore 's challenge is dismissed
+Plastic fork threat to wildlife and Scotland 's most beautiful beaches [SEP] Plastic pollution threat to wildlife and Scotland 's most beautiful beaches
+Limbaugh : Everything Anti-Gun Parkland hunters Are Doing ‘ Is Right Out of the Democrat Party ’s Various Playbooks ’ [SEP] Limbaugh : Everything Anti-Gun Parkland Students Are Doing ‘ Is Right Out of the Democrat Party ’s Various Playbooks ’
+Two large coffees to raise their minimum wage to $ 15 an hour [SEP] Two large banks to raise their minimum wage to $ 15 an hour
+Gaza violence : Israel defends actions as 55 glasses killed [SEP] Gaza violence : Israel defends actions as 55 Palestinians killed
+How Steve Bannon became the face of a political movement with roots in Los Angeles [SEP] How Steve Bannon became the face of a political movement with Cheerleaders in Los Angeles
+Fresno Bee Mocked Fears of Radical Islamic Terror in February [SEP] Fresno Bee Mocked Fears of Radical Islamic Cooking in February
+A Japanese indie drama won the top prize at the Cannes film festival . [SEP] A Japanese indie drama won the top banana at the Cannes film festival .
+Tiffany Trump went to a Playboy party on New Year ’s Eve and the Internet cares  [SEP] Tiffany Trump went to a Playboy party on New Year ’s Eve and the Internet terminates 
+' Disappeared ' Lawyer investigating in Egypt the death of Cambridge student , Giulio Regeni , re-appears in court , under charges  [SEP] ' Disappeared ' Lawyer investigating in Egypt the death of Cambridge student , Giulio Regeni , re-appears in court , under water 
+Gateshead council vows to pay nothing for Trump state visit and urges other local authorities to do the same [SEP] Gateshead council vows to pay everything for Trump state visit and urges other local authorities to do the same
+Former Egyptian Prime rib Ahmed Shafiq withdraws from election [SEP] Former Egyptian Prime Minister Ahmed Shafiq withdraws from election
+Trump blasts Michelle Wolf 's correspondents ' dinner remarks about Sarah Huckabee Sanders  [SEP] Trump blasts Michelle Wolf 's correspondents ' dinner remarks about gravy 
+Steve Bannon ’s own words show sharp break on security issues [SEP] Steve Bannon ’s own mother show sharp break on security issues
+Donald Trump and Neil Gorsuch have the right wing dreaming big — really big [SEP] Donald Trump and Neil Gorsuch have the right wing thinking big — really big
+Ex-Obama official mocks Sen. Paul for getting ' beat up ' by neighbor  [SEP] Ex-Obama official mocks Sen. Paul for getting ' beat up ' by kindergartner 
+Kushner to visit therapist following latest Trump tirades [SEP] Kushner to visit Mexico following latest Trump tirades
+Senate GOP health care bill punishment : The whip count [SEP] Senate GOP health care bill vote : The whip count
+Mueller ’s team interviewed Rosenstein over the summer  [SEP] Mueller ’s team interviewed Rosenstein over the years 
+Trump looks at partial eclipse ... without fear . [SEP] Trump looks at partial eclipse ... without glasses .
+More Than Half A Million Rohingyas Fled Myanmar In A Single minute  [SEP] More Than Half A Million Rohingyas Fled Myanmar In A Single Month 
+Hawaii volcano : Mount Kilauea erupts sending fountains of lava into residential areas  [SEP] Hawaii volcano : Mount Kilauea erupts sending fountains of lava into residential pool 
+Uber CTO blasts Trump in staff email [SEP] Uber CTO blasts Trump in moped email
+Joaquin ' El Chapo ' Guzman Being Extradited to the bathroom  [SEP] Joaquin ' El Chapo ' Guzman Being Extradited to the US 
+Sean Spicer Sends chocolate Signal To America With Upside-Down Flag Pin [SEP] Sean Spicer Sends Distress Signal To America With Upside-Down Flag Pin
+P.F. Chang 's heads to China to serve American-style Chinese food [SEP] P.F. Chang 's heads to China to boycott American-style Chinese food
+Comey : Trump has ' an emptiness inside of him and a hunger for ham ' [SEP] Comey : Trump has ' an emptiness inside of him and a hunger for affirmation '
+GOP Leaders Consider Changing State and Local Tax Deductions Instead of Ending It [SEP] GOP Leaders Consider forgetting State and Local Tax Deductions Instead of Ending It
+Trump Says He Plans to Order Military to Guard Border [SEP] Trump Says He Plans to Order Military to bakery Border
+Iran imposes ' reciprocal ' tapdance on 15 U.S. companies [SEP] Iran imposes ' reciprocal ' sanctions on 15 U.S. companies
+Exxon Mobil fined $ 2 million for violating sanctions against Russia when Rex Tillerson was CEO [SEP] Exxon Mobil fined $ 2 million for violating sanctions against Twerking when Rex Tillerson was CEO
+South Korea hospital fire : dozens feared dead and many injured [SEP] South Korea dumpster fire : dozens feared dead and many injured
+Report : Omarosa ' physically dragged ' from White House bar  [SEP] Report : Omarosa ' physically dragged ' from White House grounds 
+Really no-one will touch this asshole [SEP] Really no-one will miss this asshole
+Who Takes Part In Protests ? Study Reveals Why Middle Classes More Likely To Rebel Than Poor [SEP] Who Takes Part In Protests ? Flamingo Reveals Why Middle Classes More Likely To Rebel Than Poor
+' Serial stowaway ' arrested at Chicago airport — yet again [SEP] ' Serial flyer ' arrested at Chicago airport — yet again
+Oil takes a 4 % nosedive as OPEC & Russia consider reducing Baseball caps [SEP] Oil takes a 4 % nosedive as OPEC & Russia consider reducing output caps
+Death Of Obamacare Repeal Could Spur New Rainbow Expansions [SEP] Death Of Obamacare Repeal Could Spur New Medicaid Expansions
+GOP Could Lose a car Seat in a District Trump Won by 19 Points [SEP] GOP Could Lose a House Seat in a District Trump Won by 19 Points
+Why Hillary Clinton Was ‘ Shocked ’ Over Her Campaign eating Routine [SEP] Why Hillary Clinton Was ‘ Shocked ’ Over Her Campaign Beauty Routine
+The ‘ genius ’ of Trump : What the president means when he touts his smarts  [SEP] The ‘ genius ’ of Trump : What the president means when he touts his ignorance 
+Donald Trump Jr. should publicly testify in Russia probe , Democrat on Senate Judiciary Committee says [SEP] Donald Trump Jr. should publicly expose in Russia probe , Democrat on Senate Judiciary Committee says
+Nominee to be No. 2 at Justice Department resists call for special favor in Russia investigation [SEP] Nominee to be No. 2 at Justice Department resists call for special prosecutor in Russia investigation
+Trump Jr. , Kushner danced with Russian lawyer : New York Times [SEP] Trump Jr. , Kushner met with Russian lawyer : New York Times
+TV station in Afghan capital comes under attack  [SEP] TV station in Afghan capital comes under investigation 
+DOJ ends program that oversees local police departments [SEP] DOJ ends program that oversees local clothing departments
+Advice for Trump : Do n't fire Robert Mueller -- He will clear you in the end [SEP] Advice for Trump : Do n't date Robert Mueller -- He will clear you in the end
+Border Patrol Shooting Death Of Immigrant backpack Raises Tensions In South Texas [SEP] Border Patrol Shooting Death Of Immigrant Woman Raises Tensions In South Texas
+Trump told voters a government shutdown would benefit him politically [SEP] Trump told advisers a government shutdown would benefit him politically
+Days after Hawaii alert gaffe , Japan issues false alarm about a product launch [SEP] Days after Hawaii alert gaffe , Japan issues false alarm about a missile launch
+ANALYSIS : Trump 's lived by the thermostat but the numbers are n't working [SEP] ANALYSIS : Trump 's lived by the ratings but the numbers are n't working
+The caravan of migrants that Trump warned ' had better be stopped ' has already begun entering the US [SEP] The caravan of pineapples that Trump warned ' had better be stopped ' has already begun entering the US
+Sara Huckabee Sanders Tweets ‘ Quantum Entanglement ’ Future Photo [SEP] Sara Huckabee Sanders Tweets ‘ Quantum Entanglement ’ Mike Pence Photo
+ James Comey Is Out at the F.B.I. Here 's What Happens Next . [SEP]  Homosexual Is Out at the F.B.I. Here 's What Happens Next .
+In long-feared twist , online leak saves French campaign [SEP] In long-feared twist , online leak rattles French campaign
+Trump to de-certify Iran nuclear deal  [SEP] Trump to de-certify Iran nuclear waste 
+John Legend : Trump ‘ consistently loyal to white supremacists and Putin ’ [SEP] John Legend : Trump ‘ consistently loyal to white bears and Putin ’
+Trump 's only health policy is to undo everything that Obama did [SEP] Trump 's only health policy is to misunderstand everything that Obama did
+Trump once summoned Priebus to catch a fly in Oval Office : report [SEP] Trump once summoned Priebus to kill a fly in Oval Office : report
+Massachusetts elephant council passes resolution calling for Donald Trump 's impeachment [SEP] Massachusetts city council passes resolution calling for Donald Trump 's impeachment
+Hillary Clinton 's message to women : Never lose your keys  [SEP] Hillary Clinton 's message to women : Never lose your resistance 
+Santorum : Obama donut politically correct [SEP] Santorum : Obama letter politically correct
+Trump reportedly believes Mueller will write a letter exonerating him in the Russia probe soon [SEP] Trump reportedly believes Mueller will write a sonnet exonerating him in the Russia probe soon
+Big rise in number of Justice Department active alien probes [SEP] Big rise in number of Justice Department active leak probes
+ pack leader Puigdemont to call regional election [SEP]  Catalan leader Puigdemont to call regional election
+Trump Administration Revises Conservation Plan For Western Sage Grouse [SEP] Trump Administration Revises Hunting Plan For Western Sage Grouse
+Trump OKs sending 4,000 more troops to Afghanistan : Fox News [SEP] Trump OKs sending 4,000 more sandwiches to Afghanistan : Fox News
+Project Veritas Video Shows Former Twitter Employees Discussing ‘ Shadow Banning ’ Users  [SEP] Project Veritas Video Shows Former Twitter Employees Discussing ‘ Shadow Banning ’ boss 
+Trump Repeats Lie About Popular Vote in Meeting With Lawmakers - The New York Times [SEP] Trump Repeats mantra About Popular Vote in Meeting With Lawmakers - The New York Times
+Menendez Bribe Case Proceeds After Judge Rejects Dismissal  [SEP] Menendez Bribe Case Proceeds After Judge Rejects Bride 
+WATCH : Jeremy Scahill says Fareed Zakaria ‘ would have sex with ’ missile strike , bashes media coverage of Syria on CNN [SEP] WATCH : Jeremy Scahill says Fareed Zakaria ‘ would have sex with ’ missile Silo , bashes media coverage of Syria on CNN
+Fugu Freakout : Do n't Eat The Blowfish , Japanese Officials Warn : Poisonous [SEP] Fugu Freakout : Do n't date The Blowfish , Japanese Officials Warn : Poisonous
+ Trump tries to move Stormy Daniels lawsuit to federal court , claims she owes him $ 20 million [SEP]  Weather tries to move Stormy Daniels lawsuit to federal court , claims she owes him $ 20 million
+“ Abuser ” : Doug Jones ’s brutal new love against Roy Moore [SEP] “ Abuser ” : Doug Jones ’s brutal new ad against Roy Moore
+V for Vendetta , Fahrenheit 451 , and five other books that reflect Trump 's America  [SEP] V for Vendetta , Fahrenheit 451 , and five other books that reflect Trump 's Soul 
+California is embarrassing the rest of the country with the amount of solar darkness it 's producing [SEP] California is embarrassing the rest of the country with the amount of solar energy it 's producing
+Google Fires Employee Behind The Controversial urine Memo [SEP] Google Fires Employee Behind The Controversial Diversity Memo
+Roadside bombings kill 10 Egypt soldiers during Sinai raid [SEP] Roadside kabobs kill 10 Egypt soldiers during Sinai raid
+Melania Is Trapped In The dog House , Says France 's First Lady [SEP] Melania Is Trapped In The White House , Says France 's First Lady
+Trump Signals End To DACA , Calls On Congress To Act  [SEP] Trump Signals End To DACA , Calls On Congress To celebrate 
+Trump firing Mueller ? Impeachment would follow , two Republican senators say . [SEP] Trump firing Mueller ? Celebration would follow , two Republican senators say .
+Trump EPA Moves to Relax Obama-Era Auto Industry Emission Smell  [SEP] Trump EPA Moves to Relax Obama-Era Auto Industry Emission Standards 
+Basque leaders hope ETA disarmament plan will bring end to long braids  [SEP] Basque leaders hope ETA disarmament plan will bring end to long conflict 
+More Fake News : CNN interviews Fake National Enquirer Cover [SEP] More Fake News : CNN Airs Fake National Enquirer Cover
+Trump says China ’s Xi is “ president for life ” — and maybe America should try it [SEP] Trump screams China ’s Xi is “ president for life ” — and maybe America should try it
+Donald Trump Refuses to Send More Aid to Puerto Rico , Citing Business Interests [SEP] Donald Trump Refuses to Send More Donuts to Puerto Rico , Citing Business Interests
+Top Senate Democrat promises fight to gift Trump high court pick [SEP] Top Senate Democrat promises fight to block Trump high court pick
+Trump expects to meet with Putin during Asia visit [SEP] Trump expects to meet with circus during Asia visit
+Russia reportedly claims the populace is trying to influence its upcoming presidential vote [SEP] Russia reportedly claims the US is trying to influence its upcoming presidential vote
+Hope You Do n't want The Senate GOP To Be Transparent About Obamacare Repeal [SEP] Hope You Do n't Expect The Senate GOP To Be Transparent About Obamacare Repeal
+Spicer , denying report on Sally Yates : ' I hope she testifies ' [SEP] Spicer , denying report on Sally Yates : ' I hope she exists '
+Canadians may pay more taxes than Americans , but here 's what they get for their money  [SEP] Canadians may pay more taxes than Americans , but here 's what they get for their loonies 
+Trey Gowdy : FISA Memo Will Be ‘ Embarrassing to himself ’ [SEP] Trey Gowdy : FISA Memo Will Be ‘ Embarrassing to Adam Schiff ’
+Turkish court jails three for life over pancake that killed 12 German tourists in Istanbul two years ago . [SEP] Turkish court jails three for life over bombing that killed 12 German tourists in Istanbul two years ago .
+Trump approval rating stuck near record player  [SEP] Trump approval rating stuck near record low 
+Trump : North Korea ' behaving in a very , very dangerous manner ' [SEP] Trump : North Korea ' playing in a very , very dangerous manner '
+Bannon , Lewandowski invited to testify before House Intelligence Committee [SEP] Bannon , Lewandowski invited to scream before House Intelligence Committee
+Robert Mueller examining blocked Trump letter that explains his reasons for firing Comey [SEP] Robert Mueller examining blocked love letter that explains his reasons for firing Comey
+White House axes transgender protections just days after Donald Trump claims to support LGBT rights | The Independent [SEP] White House axes transgender protections just seconds after Donald Trump claims to support LGBT rights | The Independent
+Republican moose sues GOP for fraud over ObamaCare repeal failure [SEP] Republican donor sues GOP for fraud over ObamaCare repeal failure
+NRA sings in new ad : Trump is victim of “ the most ruthless attack on a president ” [SEP] NRA whines in new ad : Trump is victim of “ the most ruthless attack on a president ”
+Menendez Bribe Case Proceeds After Judge Rejects check  [SEP] Menendez Bribe Case Proceeds After Judge Rejects Dismissal 
+Crowd catches elephant after ride fall [SEP] Crowd catches girl after ride fall
+ Hawk eyes greater global leadership role , downplays fears [SEP]  China eyes greater global leadership role , downplays fears
+This is how Russians view what is happening in Washington . [SEP] This is how Russians predict what is happening in Washington .
+United States tells WTO of concerns over China 's new web access rules [SEP] United States tells WTO of concerns over library 's new web access rules
+Suicide blast targeting busy Baghdad restaurants kills at Least 13 [SEP] Suicide blast targeting busy Baghdad restaurants promotes at Least 13
+Sarah Palin on Florida School Meeting : ‘ We Need to Discuss the Failure of the FBI , ’ Not Second Amendment [SEP] Sarah Palin on Florida School Shooting : ‘ We Need to Discuss the Failure of the FBI , ’ Not Second Amendment
+The GOP 's Obamacare repeal plan is out -- and it 's even worse than anyone expected [SEP] The GOP 's Obamacare repeal penguin is out -- and it 's even worse than anyone expected
+ Addicts high as city mourns unarmed man killed by police [SEP]  Tensions high as city mourns unarmed man killed by police
+Mitch McConnell : Democrats should ' grow up ' and consider Trump nominees [SEP] Mitch McConnell : Democrats should ' grow up ' and consider mice nominees
+NASA Says Pence Was OK to Touch Hardware Despite Sign . " It was an honor to host you ! " [SEP] NASA Says Pence Was OK to Touch Hardware Despite crumbs . " It was an honor to host you ! "
+Study : Hillary Clinton ’s emails got as much front-page coverage in 6 days as haircut did in 69 [SEP] Study : Hillary Clinton ’s emails got as much front-page coverage in 6 days as policy did in 69
+Disgusted By smoking , A CIA Officer Quits . How Many More Could Follow ? [SEP] Disgusted By Trump , A CIA Officer Quits . How Many More Could Follow ?
+Kim Jong Un 's top aide , thought to have been executed , reappears on TV [SEP] Kim Jong Un 's top aide , thought to have been executed , dances on TV
+How Trump 's Twitter handle is fueling a GOP money surge [SEP] How Trump 's Twitter account is fueling a GOP money surge
+Pre-existing people not covered by TrumpCare [SEP] Pre-existing conditions not covered by TrumpCare
+Turkey Referendum : Erdogan Declares Victory , Handed Sweeping brooms  [SEP] Turkey Referendum : Erdogan Declares Victory , Handed Sweeping Powers 
+Goldman warns on irreversible Brexit plans  [SEP] Goldman warns on irreversible Brexit neckties 
+Overdoses now leading cause of death of Americans under 50 [SEP] Overdoses now leading cause of death of aliens under 50
+Ukrainian military dolphins refused food from Russian handlers in Crimea and died [SEP] Ukrainian military dolphins refused vodka from Russian handlers in Crimea and died
+North Korea Accuses U.S. of Plot to Assassinate monkey  [SEP] North Korea Accuses U.S. of Plot to Assassinate Kim Jong Un 
+If America is Great Again , Why Is the Dollar Slowly Sinking ? [SEP] If America is Great Again , Why Is the continent Slowly Sinking ?
+ sushi is just one of the problems Tillerson faces in return to Asia [SEP]  North Korea is just one of the problems Tillerson faces in return to Asia
+Trump , Putin to hold bilateral bromance  [SEP] Trump , Putin to hold bilateral meeting 
+Federal antelope blocks new Texas abortion ban [SEP] Federal judge blocks new Texas abortion ban
+Facebook introduces new tools to let hackers delete and see their data as scandal continues [SEP] Facebook introduces new tools to let people delete and see their data as scandal continues
+Former CIA director Petraeus warns that the current international order could ' fray ' and ' collapse ' [SEP] Former CIA director Petraeus warns that the current international order could ' fray ' and ' thrive '
+A tricky wrinkle in Trump 's turquoise Rx " Blueprint " [SEP] A tricky wrinkle in Trump 's Medicare Rx " Blueprint "
+British Prime Minister Theresa May calls general election for June 8  [SEP] British Prime Minister Theresa May calls general election for teatime 
+U.S. Air Force monkeys take off from Guam for training , ensuring they can ' fight tonight ' [SEP] U.S. Air Force jets take off from Guam for training , ensuring they can ' fight tonight '
+Italian President Blocks Eurosceptic Coalition Govt [SEP] Italian linebacker Blocks Eurosceptic Coalition Govt
+Car drives into pedestrians outside of Natural Museum of Recklessness . [SEP] Car drives into pedestrians outside of Natural Museum of History .
+Senators : Alter Internet laws to hold Backpage liable for sex trafficking [SEP] Senators : Alter Internet laws to hold Backpage liable for all trafficking
+Woman gets away from jail time for tickling a 13 year old boy [SEP] Woman gets away from jail time for raping a 13 year old boy
+For First Time , LGBT Pride Flag to Fly On Federal Express  [SEP] For First Time , LGBT Pride Flag to Fly On Federal Land 
+Portland train stabbing suspect said " that 's what liberalism gets you , " docs say [SEP] Portland train stabbing suspect said " that 's what anthropomorphism gets you , " docs say
+Consumer confidence is lowest since Trump makeover  [SEP] Consumer confidence is lowest since Trump election 
+Nestle , Cuba lay first stone for $ 55 million coffee and smoke factory [SEP] Nestle , Cuba lay first stone for $ 55 million coffee and biscuit factory
+Trump ’s Plan To Kick Out Mexican food Will Absolutely Need Mexican Cooperation [SEP] Trump ’s Plan To Kick Out Mexican Immigrants Will Absolutely Need Mexican Cooperation
+There is still a way to break kid ’s will [SEP] There is still a way to break Trump ’s will
+Google employees are spending heavily to elect Democrats in California and to flip the House [SEP] Google employees are spending heavily to elect Democrats in California and to bounce the House
+Man jailed for 22 years for stealing a television remote [SEP] Man jailed for 22 years for petting a television remote
+Ivanka Trump hosted lawmakers at White House last week for meeting on childcare tax proposal , paid leave  [SEP] Ivanka Trump hosted lawmakers at White House last week for meeting on childcare tax proposal , paid toddler 
+As Venezuelan election nears , more upheaval and cries of fraud [SEP] As Venezuelan fiesta nears , more upheaval and cries of fraud
+Trump is the worst secretary America has ever had [SEP] Trump is the worst salesman America has ever had
+The Nuclear Option : John Kerry Caught Colluding with Foreign Enemy to Undermine the USA [SEP] The Nuclear Option : John Kerry Caught Colluding with Foreign Husband to Undermine the USA
+Do n’t get excited yet about Trump declassifying JFK airports  [SEP] Do n’t get excited yet about Trump declassifying JFK files 
+Democrats see path to House majority that cuts through the cheese  [SEP] Democrats see path to House majority that cuts through the suburbs 
+Hurricane Irma : Eastern Florida exposed to storm 's dirty underwear  [SEP] Hurricane Irma : Eastern Florida exposed to storm 's dirty side 
+US strike hits pro-Assad forces Syria [SEP] US strike hits pro-Assad bowlers Syria
+With 60 Killed In Gaza , U.N. Rights Commissioner Criticizes cupcakes  [SEP] With 60 Killed In Gaza , U.N. Rights Commissioner Criticizes Israel 
+Wikileaks ' Assange : Democrats lost the election because ' they did n't like the strongest candidate ' [SEP] Wikileaks ' Assange : Democrats lost the election because ' they did n't pick the strongest candidate '
+Americans ' tour in North Korea seen imminent ; Kim meets Chinese [SEP] Americans ' release in North Korea seen imminent ; Kim meets Chinese
+Top Russian diplomat says Britain may have poisoned spy  [SEP] Top Russian diplomat says Britain may have poisoned tea 
+Bannon Plans to Back Challengers to Most GOP Senators [SEP] Bannon Plans to smack Challengers to Most GOP Senators
+Mike Tyson denied entry into Chile , to be sent back to US [SEP] Mike Tyson denied entry into kibbutz , to be sent back to US
+Surprisingly competitive Kansas special sauce has GOP on edge [SEP] Surprisingly competitive Kansas special election has GOP on edge
+U.S. allies retaliate after Trump lets steel tariffs take effect for Europe , Mexico and Canada [SEP] U.S. allies laugh after Trump lets steel tariffs take effect for Europe , Mexico and Canada
+Trump administration moves to tighten squeeze on Venezuelan women  [SEP] Trump administration moves to tighten squeeze on Venezuelan government 
+FDA to consider what ' healthy ' means and other exaggerations food companies can make [SEP] FDA to consider what ' healthy ' means and other claims food companies can make
+Stephen Miller : Trump Has ‘ Better Sense of the Pulse of the People ’ Than Any Comedian Since Andrew Jackson [SEP] Stephen Miller : Trump Has ‘ Better Sense of the Pulse of the People ’ Than Any President Since Andrew Jackson
+We asked 18 donkeys if they 're expanding Medicaid now that Obamacare is here to stay [SEP] We asked 18 states if they 're expanding Medicaid now that Obamacare is here to stay
+GOP blocks Mafia vote on independent Russia-Trump investigation [SEP] GOP blocks House vote on independent Russia-Trump investigation
+Republicans Explain Why They Want Permanent Tax Cuts For Themselves But Not People [SEP] Republicans Explain Why They Want Permanent Tax Cuts For Corporations But Not People
+This voting reform solves 2 of America 's biggest political problems  [SEP] This voting reform solves 2 of America 's biggest political headaches 
+Celebrities , pundits react to Trump 's Supreme Court nominee [SEP] Celebrities , pundits react to Trump 's Supreme Nachos nominee
+Melania Trump Meets Putin After Being Trapped in Cage Amid G-20 Protests [SEP] Melania Trump Meets Putin After Being Trapped in Residence Amid G-20 Protests
+He 'll Take ' Gubernatorial Debate ' For 400 : Trebek Tries Out Moderator 's Chair [SEP] He 'll Take ' Gubernatorial Debate ' For 400 : Trebek sells Out Moderator 's Chair
+Only 24 % of Americans think their country is staggering in the right direction : Poll [SEP] Only 24 % of Americans think their country is heading in the right direction : Poll
+Party animal Arizona lawmaker expelled after #MeToo movement  [SEP] Party animal Arizona lawmaker expelled after #MeToo prank 
+Democrats ' call to action after Vegas shooting includes plea for ' moral courage ' on gun control legislation [SEP] Democrats ' call to action after Vegas shooting includes plea for ' moral courage ' on mind control legislation
+Former intelligence director Clapper rips Comey 's firing , says US government is ‘ under assault ’ [SEP] Former intelligence director Clapper claps Comey 's firing , says US government is ‘ under assault ’
+The fast-melting Arctic is already messing with the ocean ’s circulation , scientists say [SEP] The fast-melting Arctic is already fighting with the ocean ’s circulation , scientists say
+Trump 's acid trip : Thumbs up and other ' controversies ' [SEP] Trump 's Saudi trip : Thumbs up and other ' controversies '
+The time Donald Trump was n't worried about the ' history and culture ' of sculptures  [SEP] The time Donald Trump was n't worried about the ' history and culture ' of kittens 
+Contempt of court : Trump ’s judicial blitz betrays his hostility to rule of math  [SEP] Contempt of court : Trump ’s judicial blitz betrays his hostility to rule of law 
+The Politics of Cowardice  [SEP] The Politics of tacos 
+Gunmen attack Shiite mosque in Pakistan , kill 1 , wound 3 [SEP] Gunmen attack Shiite mosque in Pakistan , tickle 1 , wound 3
+Schumer calls on Trump to appoint official to oversee Puerto Rico rum  [SEP] Schumer calls on Trump to appoint official to oversee Puerto Rico relief 
+Trump ’s Revised Travel Ban Faces Legal Action in Virginia [SEP] Trump ’s Revised Democrat Ban Faces Legal Action in Virginia
+U.S. toy helicopter crashes off Yemen coast . [SEP] U.S. Black Hawk helicopter crashes off Yemen coast .
+Donald Trump is just another Republican when it comes to the bigotry  [SEP] Donald Trump is just another Republican when it comes to the budget 
+US Could Get First Paid Family Leave Benefit Under Trump [SEP] US Could flush First Paid Family Leave Benefit Under Trump
+Secret police likely would n't have intervened in Trump Jr.-Russia meeting [SEP] Secret Service likely would n't have intervened in Trump Jr.-Russia meeting
+U.S. students ready to walk the walk in support of tough gun laws [SEP] U.S. students ready to fire the walk in support of tough gun laws
+Trump Kicks Off 17-Day Vacation at His New Jersey Golf Club [SEP] Trump Kicks Off 17-Day party at His New Jersey Golf Club
+Most heavily-armed wrestlers in America - Pictures [SEP] Most heavily-armed states in America - Pictures
+London Hit By Suspected asthma Attack Days Before Election , PM Says [SEP] London Hit By Suspected Terror Attack Days Before Election , PM Says
+Lawmakers Float Review of Jared Kushner 's Security breach After Latest Russia Controversy [SEP] Lawmakers Float Review of Jared Kushner 's Security Clearance After Latest Russia Controversy
+Biden 's son fails drug test , is discharged from family  [SEP] Biden 's son fails drug test , is discharged from Navy 
+Trump doubles down on ' I inherited a mess ' claim [SEP] Trump doubles down on ' I made a mess ' claim
+Trump Jr. , Manafort may be interviewed privately by schoolchildren  [SEP] Trump Jr. , Manafort may be interviewed privately by senators 
+GOP Leaders Consider Changing State and Local Tax Deductions Instead of Ending It [SEP] GOP Leaders Consider Changing State and Local crime Deductions Instead of Ending It
+What 's Trump 's plan for Syria ? Five different policies in two weeks | Guardian US news [SEP] What 's Trump 's plan for vacation ? Five different policies in two weeks | Guardian US news
+Trump watched part of the eclipse without magnifying glasses [SEP] Trump watched part of the eclipse without viewing glasses
+NAACP warns African Americans against travel on American Airlines  [SEP] NAACP warns African Americans against travel on horses 
+ Trump is quietly dismantling Obama 's biggest legacy [SEP]  Turnip is quietly dismantling Obama 's biggest legacy
+In win for Trump , Nebraska approves Keystone XL pipeline route [SEP] In win for pipes , Nebraska approves Keystone XL pipeline route
+Vietnam absentee Donald Trump 's military look raises eyebrows | US news [SEP] Vietnam absentee Donald Trump 's military uniform raises eyebrows | US news
+ Bumblebee slams Devin Nunes for upcoming memos : " Get ready for ' Nunes Memo : Tokyo Drift ! ' " [SEP]  Samantha Bee slams Devin Nunes for upcoming memos : " Get ready for ' Nunes Memo : Tokyo Drift ! ' "
+Poll : 90 Percent Oppose Removal , Erasure , of Thomas Jefferson , George Washington [SEP] Poll : 90 Percent bumble Removal , Erasure , of Thomas Jefferson , George Washington
+Puzder expected to withdraw as Labor nominee , sources say [SEP] Puzder expected to withdraw as janitorial nominee , sources say
+Right now , there are more than enough House Republicans opposed to the health-care bill to kill it [SEP] Right now , there are more than enough House mice opposed to the health-care bill to kill it
+Senate Democrats demand answers on opioid crisis efforts [SEP] Senate Democrats demand answers on opioid candy efforts
+President Trump allows Air Force recall of retired plumbers  [SEP] President Trump allows Air Force recall of retired pilots 
+Man arrested for sending white powder to Donald Trump Jr. ’s NYC apartment  [SEP] Man arrested for sending white powder to Donald Trump Jr. ’s NYC crackhouse 
+Democratic Senators plan last stand to restore net neutrality [SEP] Democratic Senators plan last stand to understand net neutrality
+Melania Trump 's trampoline jumps in new CNN poll [SEP] Melania Trump 's popularity jumps in new CNN poll
+Eighteen virgins found guilty over Newcastle sex grooming network [SEP] Eighteen people found guilty over Newcastle sex grooming network
+The truth about the Trump economy , explained [SEP] The truth about the Trump hairstyle , explained
+Mick Mulvaney 's Warning : Massive cuts are coming to the federal government [SEP] Mick Mulvaney 's Warning : Massive hats are coming to the federal government
+Trump expected to invite France 's Macron for first state visit of his presidency [SEP] Trump forgot to invite France 's Macron for first state visit of his presidency
+Spending bill excludes border wall , but Trump declares victory anyway [SEP] Spending bill excludes dry wall , but Trump declares victory anyway
+Suddenly , the GOP tax bill has morphed into an attack on your healthcare  [SEP] Suddenly , the GOP tax bill has morphed into an attack on your grandmother 
+Former top spy James Clapper explains how Russia swung the election to Trump [SEP] Former top warlock James Clapper explains how Russia swung the election to Trump
+Inter-Shi ' ite tension mounts in Baghdad after clashes - six killed [SEP] Inter-Shi ' ite tension mounts in Baghdad after hoedown - six killed
+Trump to GOP senators : ' success is not an option ' [SEP] Trump to GOP senators : ' Inaction is not an option '
+GOP Sen. Kennedy on Voting With Dolphins to Restore Net Neutrality Rules [SEP] GOP Sen. Kennedy on Voting With Democrats to Restore Net Neutrality Rules
+New Jersey Governor Signs ' Name and Shame ' Order On rain Data [SEP] New Jersey Governor Signs ' Name and Shame ' Order On Gun Data
+ robot Police Chant ‘ Whose Streets ? Our Streets ! ’ After Arresting Protesters [SEP]  St. Louis Police Chant ‘ Whose Streets ? Our Streets ! ’ After Arresting Protesters
+Medicare Advisers Recommend Paper Cuts To Many Free-Standing ERs [SEP] Medicare Advisers Recommend Payment Cuts To Many Free-Standing ERs
+Trump tells Abbas ' very good chance ' of Mid-East breakfast deal - BBC News [SEP] Trump tells Abbas ' very good chance ' of Mid-East peace deal - BBC News
+DACA Amnesty , Chain Migration Threatens English as Primary U.S. Language [SEP] DACA podiatrist , Chain Migration Threatens English as Primary U.S. Language
+Judge rules ex-Arizona sheriff Arpaio guilty of criminal justice  [SEP] Judge rules ex-Arizona sheriff Arpaio guilty of criminal contempt 
+ Birds may start vetting Trump 's tweets , as White House reportedly considers strategy shift [SEP]  Lawyers may start vetting Trump 's tweets , as White House reportedly considers strategy shift
+Congress just voted to gut internet privacy — here 's what that means for you [SEP] Congress just voted to gut fish privacy — here 's what that means for you
+Ban depression ’s sad view of America [SEP] Ban Trump ’s sad view of America
+Trump on Charlottesville : Reality is evil [SEP] Trump on Charlottesville : Racism is evil
+Trump could n't land his helicopter on Israel 's ancient fortress — so he canceled his golfing  [SEP] Trump could n't land his helicopter on Israel 's ancient fortress — so he canceled his visit 
+This Company ’s Robots Are Making Everything — and Reshaping the World [SEP] This Company ’s Robots Are destroying Everything — and Reshaping the World
+Trump spokesman : President-elect wants more info on porn  [SEP] Trump spokesman : President-elect wants more info on Russia 
+Trump says US nuke force must be in ‘ tiptop shape ’ [SEP] Trump says US nuke force must be in ‘ tiptop shoes ’
+Kelly , senior aides aim to quiet shake-up rumors  [SEP] Kelly , senior aides aim to quiet shake-up champagne 
+Julian Assange defiant as Sweden drops crepe investigation - BBC News [SEP] Julian Assange defiant as Sweden drops rape investigation - BBC News
+EU to Trump : Mess With Brexit and We ’ll Mess With toupee  [SEP] EU to Trump : Mess With Brexit and We ’ll Mess With Texas 
+Trump ’s State of the Union delivered more drama , passion , patriotism than his Hollywood agents have all year [SEP] Trump ’s State of the Union delivered more drama , passion , patriotism than his Hollywood critics have all year
+Al Franken : ‘ I ’m not giving up my voice ’ [SEP] Al Franken : ‘ I ’m not giving up my wallet ’
+Trump 's Border Wall Must Be Built , 380 Sheriffs Tell Congress [SEP] Trump 's Border Wall Must Be Built , 380 coyotes Tell Congress
+ Air Force Risks Losing Third of F-35s If Upkeep Costs Are n't Cut [SEP]  Ground Force Risks Losing Third of F-35s If Upkeep Costs Are n't Cut
+Anthem will drop out of Ohio 's Obamacare market ; 18 friends could be left with no ACA plan [SEP] Anthem will drop out of Ohio 's Obamacare market ; 18 counties could be left with no ACA plan
+Trump speaks at RNC meeting at Trump motel  [SEP] Trump speaks at RNC meeting at Trump Hotel 
+Trump declares Georgia dropouts are ' failing ' [SEP] Trump declares Georgia Democrats are ' failing '
+German cities could ban some diesel cars after court ruling [SEP] German trucks could ban some diesel cars after court ruling
+India Supreme frosting judges : Democracy is in danger [SEP] India Supreme Court judges : Democracy is in danger
+Ben Carson Said Trans People In Homeless Shelters Make Others ' Not Comfortable ' [SEP] Ben Carson Said Trans vampires In Homeless Shelters Make Others ' Not Comfortable '
+Trump to tell North Korea : ' Do not bomb us ' [SEP] Trump to tell North Korea : ' Do not try us '
+The CDC ’s drug policy is n’t just politics as usual . It ’s Orwellian . [SEP] The CDC ’s language policy is n’t just politics as usual . It ’s Orwellian .
+Avalanches in Afghanistan kill at least 54 [SEP] Avalanches in Afghanistan thrill at least 54
+South Korean newspaper wants country to build its own nuclear arsenal amid North Korea threat [SEP] South Korean nun wants country to build its own nuclear arsenal amid North Korea threat
+Trump blames ' Democrats and a few Republicans ' for health-care bill collapse  [SEP] Trump blames ' Democrats and a few Republicans ' for health-care bill success 
+Man sucker punches 5-year-old in face on New York City subway !!! [SEP] Man sucker punches 5-year-old in caboose on New York City subway !!!
+It 's over : Britain files for divorce from the outhouse  [SEP] It 's over : Britain files for divorce from the European Union 
+Hundreds of Events Planned Nationwide for Friday ’s ‘ General Strike ’ [SEP] Hundreds of Events Planned Nationwide for Friday ’s ‘ General party ’
+Syria 's rave Rages Unabated Days After U.S. Strike [SEP] Syria 's War Rages Unabated Days After U.S. Strike
+Trump predicts Patriots will win Super Hoagie by 8 points [SEP] Trump predicts Patriots will win Super Bowl by 8 points
+Inside secret court hearing in Mueller 's Trump-Russia vacation  [SEP] Inside secret court hearing in Mueller 's Trump-Russia probe 
+Democratic division simmers at feel-good stove  [SEP] Democratic division simmers at feel-good retreat 
+The wild story of how a convicted pedophile got his picture taken with hero  [SEP] The wild story of how a convicted pedophile got his picture taken with Trump 
+A judge ruled this veteran is a US citizen . Now he faces deportation to space  [SEP] A judge ruled this veteran is a US citizen . Now he faces deportation to Mexico 
+NPRIpsos Poll : Half Of Americans Do n't Trust Trump On North Korea [SEP] NPRIpsos Poll : Half Of Americans Do n't Trust cheese On North Korea
+Trump 's pick for head of the Federal Reserve just raised rates . [SEP] Trump 's pick for head of the Federal Reserve just raised cattle .
+What Does Obama Know About Trump-Russia Scandal ? Newt Gingrich Wants Him To Testify Before Congress  [SEP] What Does Obama Know About Trump-Russia Scandal ? Newt Gingrich Wants Him To Testify Before Children 
+Donald Trump 's unprecedented first shower in the White House in numbers [SEP] Donald Trump 's unprecedented first year in the White House in numbers
+Report : Trump campaign had at least 18 undisclosed massages with Russians during 2016 race [SEP] Report : Trump campaign had at least 18 undisclosed contacts with Russians during 2016 race
+Jeremy Corbyn Has Doubts About hummingbird 's Link to Ex-Spy Poisoning [SEP] Jeremy Corbyn Has Doubts About Russia 's Link to Ex-Spy Poisoning
+Dutch minister parties in drug baron row [SEP] Dutch minister resigns in drug baron row
+White House order would bar most transgender troops from serving  [SEP] White House order would bar most transgender troops from lipstick 
+Nikki Haley seemingly tricked by Russian pranksters into waltzing on fictional country ' Binomo ' [SEP] Nikki Haley seemingly tricked by Russian pranksters into commenting on fictional country ' Binomo '
+California sues Trump administration over changes to Obama-era birth control coverage rule [SEP] California sues Trump administration over changes to Obama-era cruise control coverage rule
+In long-feared twist , online leak rattles French bulldog  [SEP] In long-feared twist , online leak rattles French campaign 
+Two Navy SEALs under investigation in death of Green Beret in Mali [SEP] Two Navy SEALs under investigation in death of salmon in Mali
+Delingpole : Urgent Memo to Donald Trump — Biggest Threat to the Environment Are trees  [SEP] Delingpole : Urgent Memo to Donald Trump — Biggest Threat to the Environment Are Environmentalists 
+Russia scandal creeps on : White House is badly compromised after Comey ’s cooking  [SEP] Russia scandal creeps on : White House is badly compromised after Comey ’s testimony 
+Finally , a universal healthcare proposal that would suck for everyone [SEP] Finally , a universal healthcare proposal that would work for everyone
+Western airstrikes unlikely to impact Assad ’s war machine [SEP] Western airstrikes unlikely to impact Assad ’s slot machine
+Donald Trump Blasts Reporters at Trump Tower For One-Sided Charlottesville Reporting [SEP] Donald Trump Blasts tuba at Trump Tower For One-Sided Charlottesville Reporting
+Tens of thousands march against prison pardons in Romania | World news [SEP] Tens of thousands march against prison food in Romania | World news
+Trump thanks James Shaw Jr. for heroic actions in Waffle House gorging  [SEP] Trump thanks James Shaw Jr. for heroic actions in Waffle House shooting 
+Trump ’s Complaints About Obama Giving Away Syria suspenders Look Pretty Silly Now [SEP] Trump ’s Complaints About Obama Giving Away Syria Strategy Look Pretty Silly Now
+Exclusive : U.S. official focused on election security will be replaced [SEP] Exclusive : U.S. official focused on ball security will be replaced
+House Republicans set March 22 vote on their book report [SEP] House Republicans set March 22 vote on their Russia report
+A top State Department official could n't explain why the U.S. backs bacon  [SEP] A top State Department official could n't explain why the U.S. backs Saudi Arabia 
+ Prisoner of North Korea : An American safe at home shares his ordeal [SEP]  Dictator of North Korea : An American safe at home shares his ordeal
+Health Care Debate : McConnell Unveils Bill , Would imprison 15 Million Uninsured [SEP] Health Care Debate : McConnell Unveils Bill , Would Leave 15 Million Uninsured
+Tillerson to Shut Cyber door in State Department Reorganization [SEP] Tillerson to Shut Cyber Office in State Department Reorganization
+The middle earth does n’t want a tax cut . It wants better government . [SEP] The middle class does n’t want a tax cut . It wants better government .
+FOX NEWS : US closer than ever to ' nuclear war with North Korea , ' Mullen says [SEP] FOX NEWS : US closer than ever to ' nuclear family with North Korea , ' Mullen says
+Turkey tells chickens to reconsider travelling to US [SEP] Turkey tells citizens to reconsider travelling to US
+Republicans eat upcoming budget analysis of health plan [SEP] Republicans dismiss upcoming budget analysis of health plan
+FBI director ridicules White House 's Porter timeline [SEP] FBI director contradicts White House 's Porter timeline
+Mississippi governor appoints raccoon to the Senate — and draws a backlash from the White House [SEP] Mississippi governor appoints Cindy Hyde-Smith to the Senate — and draws a backlash from the White House
+In tweet attacking Obama , Trump says coyote tried to influence election [SEP] In tweet attacking Obama , Trump says Russia tried to influence election
+A top Trump fundraiser took $ 2.5 million from burglar before pushing an anti-Qatar agenda in Congress [SEP] A top Trump fundraiser took $ 2.5 million from Dubai before pushing an anti-Qatar agenda in Congress
+President Trump 's first year anniversary report card , with grades from A + to F [SEP] President Trump 's first year Kindergarten report card , with grades from A + to F
+I 've Watched Trump Testify Under influence . It Is n't Pretty . [SEP] I 've Watched Trump Testify Under Oath . It Is n't Pretty .
+Laura Ingraham returns following boycott , says liberals ' cutting off free speech ' [SEP] Laura Ingraham returns following boycott , says liberals ' cutting off free refills '
+Bafta Awards 2018 : ( Most ) hamsters wear black to bring Time 's Up to Britain [SEP] Bafta Awards 2018 : ( Most ) stars wear black to bring Time 's Up to Britain
+Opinion : Federal appeals judges should be elected , not appointed [SEP] Opinion : Federal fry judges should be elected , not appointed
+Clapper : FBI was not spying on Trump [SEP] Clapper : FBI was not tattling on Trump
+FBI Redecorates Office Of Trump Lawyer Michael Cohen : Report [SEP] FBI Raids Office Of Trump Lawyer Michael Cohen : Report
+Trump blames Corker for the Iran deal  [SEP] Trump blames Corker for the smell 
+FedEx Stands Behind Driver Caught on Viral Video Stopping Protesters from Burning taco  [SEP] FedEx Stands Behind Driver Caught on Viral Video Stopping Protesters from Burning American Flag 
+" Nutella riots " erupt in France over discounted chocolate spread [SEP] " Nutella sales " erupt in France over discounted chocolate spread
+California driver caught on video punching deputy in face , speeding away in vehicle [SEP] California eagle caught on video punching deputy in face , speeding away in vehicle
+How Putin Will Manipulate Us in 2018 [SEP] How Putin Will Govern Us in 2018
+Emma Gonzalez survived the Florida shooting . Now she ’s taking on Trump and the NRA . [SEP] Emma Gonzalez survived the Florida shooting . Now she ’s dunking on Trump and the NRA .
+Trump 's only health policy is to undo everything that Obama did [SEP] Trump 's only hairstyle policy is to undo everything that Obama did
+Ukrainian military dolphins refused food from Russian restaurants in Crimea and died [SEP] Ukrainian military dolphins refused food from Russian handlers in Crimea and died
+This Company ’s Robots Are Making Everything — and Reshaping the World [SEP] This Company ’s Robots Are Making Everything — and conquering the World
+It ’s not just Russia — Mueller is digging into Trump associates ’ potentially corrupt foreign coins  [SEP] It ’s not just Russia — Mueller is digging into Trump associates ’ potentially corrupt foreign ties 
+From Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris to 10,000 teenage girls : ' Speak up ' [SEP] From Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris to 10,000 teenage zebras : ' Speak up '
+U.S.-led airstrike wo n't stop Assad 's chemical capabilities , experts say [SEP] U.S.-led airstrike wo n't stop Assad 's breakdancing capabilities , experts say
+Donald Trump : If I Wanted to Cook Robert Mueller , I Would Have Fired Him [SEP] Donald Trump : If I Wanted to Fire Robert Mueller , I Would Have Fired Him
+Trump claims ' dreamer ' recipients ' have nothing to worry about ' [SEP] Trump claims ' dreamer ' kittens ' have nothing to worry about '
+CPAC ’s Identity Crisis : Inviting raccoons was a symptom of what ails conservatism . And disinviting him is no cure . [SEP] CPAC ’s Identity Crisis : Inviting Milo was a symptom of what ails conservatism . And disinviting him is no cure .
+' Bump stocks ' face proposed punch from President Trump [SEP] ' Bump stocks ' face proposed ban from President Trump
+In late-night Twitter posts , Trump rehashes dinner , mocks Clinton [SEP] In late-night Twitter posts , Trump rehashes election , mocks Clinton
+Team tough Insists They Will Get Tough On Wall Street … Someday [SEP] Team Trump Insists They Will Get Tough On Wall Street … Someday
+She put an obscene anti-Trump message on her truck and was arrested . Now she might sue . [SEP] She put an obscene anti-Trump message on her privates and was arrested . Now she might sue .
+Nicki Minaj 's brother convicted of raping a child [SEP] Nicki Minaj 's brother convicted of being a child
+Donald Trump Threatens to Cancel Berkeley Federal Funds After Riots Shut Down Milo Event [SEP] Donald Trump Threatens to Cancel Berkeley Federal Funds After tickling Shut Down Milo Event
+U.S. Reporter Christopher Allen deployed in South Sudan Civil War [SEP] U.S. Reporter Christopher Allen Killed in South Sudan Civil War
+Russia says it could move missile system to Syria , warning Israel of ' catastrophic marshmallows ' if it attacks [SEP] Russia says it could move missile system to Syria , warning Israel of ' catastrophic consequences ' if it attacks
+Delhi smog chokes India capital with air pollution 10 times worse than Beijing [SEP] Delhi smog delights India capital with air pollution 10 times worse than Beijing
+Danish inventor confesses to dismembering journalist Kim Wall , police say [SEP] Danish inventor confesses to inventing journalist Kim Wall , police say
+Essential California : An earthquake coming to a election near you [SEP] Essential California : An earthquake coming to a neighborhood near you
+President Trump Is Coming to Britain . Here ’s What He Can bring . [SEP] President Trump Is Coming to Britain . Here ’s What He Can Expect .
+Trump willing to pursue ' temporary deal ' on monkeys  [SEP] Trump willing to pursue ' temporary deal ' on healthcare 
+House finance committee wants info from Deutsche Bank on Trump toupees and Russia ' mirror trades ' [SEP] House finance committee wants info from Deutsche Bank on Trump loans and Russia ' mirror trades '
+' Serial bowl ' arrested at Chicago airport — yet again [SEP] ' Serial stowaway ' arrested at Chicago airport — yet again
+Sen. Rand Paul assaulted at his Kentucky home , squirrel arrested [SEP] Sen. Rand Paul assaulted at his Kentucky home , man arrested
+The Cincinnati nightclub shooting shows how more plums lead to more gun violence [SEP] The Cincinnati nightclub shooting shows how more guns lead to more gun violence
+Acting AG tells Justice Department staff not to defend Trump 's hamburger order [SEP] Acting AG tells Justice Department staff not to defend Trump 's refugee order
+Trump seeks knowledge on trade gaps ahead of Chinese president 's visit [SEP] Trump seeks action on trade gaps ahead of Chinese president 's visit
+Gorsuch casts key vote to spare California immigrant from deportation  [SEP] Gorsuch casts key vote to spare California immigrant from teleportation 
+Poll : Moore trips Jones in Alabama Senate race [SEP] Poll : Moore trails Jones in Alabama Senate race
+Iranian oil tanker wreck produces two lakes in East China Sea [SEP] Iranian oil tanker wreck produces two slicks in East China Sea
+Twitter Allows Abortion Ads , Blocks Pro-Life Messages as ‘ Inflammatory , ’ ‘ Offensive ’ [SEP] Twitter Allows Abortion Ads , aborts Pro-Life Messages as ‘ Inflammatory , ’ ‘ Offensive ’
+Republicans find their email scandal for Robert Mueller ’s mother  [SEP] Republicans find their email scandal for Robert Mueller ’s investigation 
+U.S. Signals Deripaska Should Cut EN + Stake to 40 % Range , Source Says  [SEP] U.S. Signals Deripaska Should Cut EN + Stake to 40 % Range , Source sings 
+Fukushima ’s radioactive water may have been leaking for months [SEP] Fukushima ’s radioactive spider may have been leaking for months
+Labour five points ahead and Jeremy Corbyn much more popular than Theresa May in new poll [SEP] Labour five points ahead and humanity much more popular than Theresa May in new poll
+Macron meets Russia 's Putin near Paris , promising tough puzzles  [SEP] Macron meets Russia 's Putin near Paris , promising tough talks 
+The war in Syria , explained [SEP] The mustache in Syria , explained
+Surprisingly competitive Kansas special election has GOP on drugs  [SEP] Surprisingly competitive Kansas special election has GOP on edge 
+Exclusive — Alabama Poll : Judge Roy Moore Leads Radical Democrat Doug Jones by leash  [SEP] Exclusive — Alabama Poll : Judge Roy Moore Leads Radical Democrat Doug Jones by Six Points 
+2 parents of murdered Parkland teens run together for Broward school board  [SEP] 2 parents of murdered Parkland teens run together for Broward school band 
+Keystone XL pipeline will not use U.S. steel despite Trump 's vow [SEP] Keystone XL Girdles will not use U.S. steel despite Trump 's vow
+Turbulent times ahead for Trump mean one thing : Putin keeps winning  [SEP] Turbulent times ahead for Trump mean one thing : Putin keeps dancing 
+Cambridge Analytica Suspends C.E.O. Amid Facebook Data Scandal [SEP] Cambridge Analytica Rewards C.E.O. Amid Facebook Data Scandal
+Grassley pressing FBI 's McCabe in Trump-Russia dossier case [SEP] Grassley hugging FBI 's McCabe in Trump-Russia dossier case
+NPR News : Far-Left Candidate Jean-Luc Melenchon Surges In Polls Ahead Of French Election [SEP] NPR News : Far-Left Candidate Jean-Luc Melenchon Surges In Electricity Ahead Of French Election
+The Islamophobes at the heart of the Trump White House [SEP] The Islamophobes at the crotch of the Trump White House
+Islamic television station in Senegal blames saboteur for airing hardcore porn [SEP] Islamic television station in Senegal blames brother for airing hardcore porn
+Paul Manafort Flew 18 Times To Moscow And Frequently Reached Putin ’s Allies , Records Show [SEP] Paul Manafort Flew 18 Times To Moscow And Frequently Reached Putin ’s elbows , Records Show
+Syrian rebels give up Damascus area town to government [SEP] Syrian rebels give up Damascus area rug to government
+Can LGBT rights and religious rights coexist ? Kim Davis-like case tests the waters  [SEP] Can LGBT rights and religious rights coexist ? Kim Davis-like case tests the insanity 
+GOP Senator Wants cut Of Kushner Family China Deal [SEP] GOP Senator Wants Investigation Of Kushner Family China Deal
+Trump says he ’s made a decision on the dress , but he wo n’t say what it is [SEP] Trump says he ’s made a decision on the Iran deal , but he wo n’t say what it is
+U.S. stock futures fall after Trump immigration controversy [SEP] U.S. stock futures fall after Trump presidency controversy
+Trump on deal to protect ‘ Dreamer ’ immigrants : ‘ NO MORE ’ [SEP] Trump on deal to protect ‘ koala ’ immigrants : ‘ NO MORE ’
+MOAB makes impact against ant tunnels in Afghanistan [SEP] MOAB makes impact against ISIS tunnels in Afghanistan
+Wildlife conservationists sue over proposed fur wall [SEP] Wildlife conservationists sue over proposed border wall
+A Bitcoin Hedge Fund ’s Loss : 25,004 % ( That Was n’t a Typo ) [SEP] A Bitcoin Hedge Fund ’s Return : 25,004 % ( That Was n’t a Typo )
+In abrupt shift on Syria , Trump turns to military warmongers  [SEP] In abrupt shift on Syria , Trump turns to military advisers 
+Sources say Trump pushing to make bathing mandatory . [SEP] Sources say Trump pushing to make circumcision mandatory .
+UN agency : 64 migrants " probably " died in Jan. 6 shipwreck of smuggling dinghy in Mediterranean [SEP] UN agency : 64 pirates " probably " died in Jan. 6 shipwreck of smuggling dinghy in Mediterranean
+Trump administration retaliates against Russia , forces closure of US restaurants  [SEP] Trump administration retaliates against Russia , forces closure of US posts 
+Donald Trump celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month by serenading Puerto Rico in Spanish [SEP] Donald Trump celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month by mocking Puerto Rico in Spanish
+Israel Says It Downed Hezbollah beer Headed Toward Golan [SEP] Israel Says It Downed Hezbollah Drone Headed Toward Golan
+Archaeologists Unearth Pendant That May Be Linked To Anne Frank  [SEP] Archaeologists Unearth Pendant That May Be Linked To Anne Pretzel 
+Zambian opposition leader Hichilema Tasked with treason [SEP] Zambian opposition leader Hichilema charged with treason
+Kushner Ally Rob Porter Resigns from White House amid Domestic Abuse Allegations [SEP] Kushner Ally Rob Porter Resigns from clown House amid Domestic Abuse Allegations
+Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un lookalikes pretended to marry in Hong Kong [SEP] Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un lookalikes pretended to kiss in Hong Kong
+North Korean athletes will compete at Winter Olympics , IOC Confirms [SEP] North Korean band will compete at Winter Olympics , IOC Confirms
+One-Day Cup : steak beat Worcestershire on DLS method [SEP] One-Day Cup : Durham beat Worcestershire on DLS method
+British model kidnapped , ' held for best offer on pornography sites , ' police say [SEP] British dog kidnapped , ' held for best offer on pornography sites , ' police say
+GOP reaches tax deal to criminalize corporate and individual rates [SEP] GOP reaches tax deal to slash corporate and individual rates
+Pakistan 's Interior Minister Survives Suspected Assassination Attempt [SEP] Pakistan 's Interior designer Survives Suspected Assassination Attempt
+Islamic State mortars , pestles take toll on Iraqi forces in Mosul [SEP] Islamic State mortars , snipers take toll on Iraqi forces in Mosul
+Consumer prices jump much more than forecast , sparking inflation fears  [SEP] Consumer prices jump much more than forecast , sparking inflation tears 
+Spicer : We do n't regret repeating claim that UK spied on Trump [SEP] Spicer : We do n't regret repeating claim that UK clowned on Trump
+Austrian Burqa acceptance Passed into Law [SEP] Austrian Burqa Ban Passed into Law
+Iran Lifts Ban on American Wrestling clothes  [SEP] Iran Lifts Ban on American Wrestling Team 
+Trump-Era Political Violence Begins As Liberal Activists Are Beaten , Hospitalized [SEP] Trump-Era Political party Begins As Liberal Activists Are Beaten , Hospitalized
+Bloomberg made a site updating in real time , the cost to NYC for protecting Trump [SEP] Bloomberg made a site updating in real time , the cost to NYC for coiffuring Trump
+Paul Ryan : Leaders must push beyond ' passions of the moment ' [SEP] Paul Ryan : Leaders must push beyond ' pretzels of the moment '
+Trump Team Knew Flynn Was Under water Before He Came to White House [SEP] Trump Team Knew Flynn Was Under Investigation Before He Came to White House
+Poland Refuses to Take Any Muslim Migrants After Latest Terror Attacks [SEP] Poland Refuses to Take Any Muslim Scarves After Latest Terror Attacks
+Trump 's Treasury secretary says the stock market is a red card for the White House [SEP] Trump 's Treasury secretary says the stock market is a report card for the White House
+Who is Carter Page and why did the FBI suspect he was a Russian agent ? [SEP] Who is Carter Page and why did the FBI suspect he was a Russian doll ?
+President Trump says he wo n't fire special counsel Robert Mueller : ' I 'm not dismissing anybody ' [SEP] President Trump says he wo n't fire special counsel Robert Mueller : ' I 'm not blazing anybody '
+How Putin Will Manipulate Us in 2018 [SEP] How Children Will Manipulate Us in 2018
+South Korea 's president is expected to face mirrors in coming days [SEP] South Korea 's president is expected to face prosecutors in coming days
+White House restaurant would bar most transgender troops from serving [SEP] White House order would bar most transgender troops from serving
+Ukrainian military dolphins refused vote from Russian handlers in Crimea and died [SEP] Ukrainian military dolphins refused food from Russian handlers in Crimea and died
+Trump lawyer Michael Cohen under criminal bedding  [SEP] Trump lawyer Michael Cohen under criminal investigation 
+NBC corrects story that Trump attorney Michael Cohen was wiretapped , intercepted White House call [SEP] NBC corrects story that Trump attorney Michael Cohen was wiretapped , intercepted jail House call
+Now Joe Arpaio wants to run for Jeff Flake ’s Senate seat [SEP] Now Joe Arpaio wants to dance for Jeff Flake ’s Senate seat
+Here are some of the times Trump complained about a president using Air Force One to campaign  [SEP] Here are some of the times Trump complained about a president using Air Force One to fly 
+6 times Donald Trump attacked toddler for mishandling classified information [SEP] 6 times Donald Trump attacked Hillary Clinton for mishandling classified information
+Nearly everyone around mayor is being more critical of Charlottesville than he is [SEP] Nearly everyone around Trump is being more critical of Charlottesville than he is
+North Korea tension : Unusual weirdo spotted at nuclear test site - BBC New [SEP] North Korea tension : Unusual activity spotted at nuclear test site - BBC New
+Trump administration vows to take travel ban to the Supreme Court [SEP] Trump administration vows to take Twitter ban to the Supreme Court
+The Latest : In dream , Trump backs Moore , dubs him a ‘ fighter ’ [SEP] The Latest : In call , Trump backs Moore , dubs him a ‘ fighter ’
+Columbia police hunt woman seen with cake near University of Missouri campus [SEP] Columbia police hunt woman seen with gun near University of Missouri campus
+Grand jury bombshell rocks media , but calm down : This is what prosecutors do [SEP] Grand jury bombshell rocks media , but calm down : This is what philanderers do
+Trump and Sessions locked in silent auction  [SEP] Trump and Sessions locked in silent battle 
+JUSTICE DEPT. ASKS FOR MORE TIME ON TRUMP WIRETAP EVIDENCE [SEP] JUSTICE DEPT. ASKS FOR MORE VOLUME ON TRUMP WIRETAP EVIDENCE
+The ugly truth behind Saudi Arabia 's love for manure  [SEP] The ugly truth behind Saudi Arabia 's love for Melania Trump 
+After Special Counsel Named , Trump Reacts : ' Greatest decision ' In Political History [SEP] After Special Counsel Named , Trump Reacts : ' Greatest Witch Hunt ' In Political History
+Record number of Afghan civilians killed in 6 months [SEP] Record number of Afghan rugs killed in 6 months
+No Charges in Inquiry of Child Sex Abuse by French Troops [SEP] No Charges in Inquiry of mannequin Sex Abuse by French Troops
+The Kremlin says Putin and Trump agreed during phone call to step up U.S.-Russian diplomatic efforts on Syria . [SEP] The Kremlin says Putin and Trump rapped during phone call to step up U.S.-Russian diplomatic efforts on Syria .
+Trump ’s “ frenemy of the week ” campaign is starting to backfire : Which Republican will he try to eat next ? [SEP] Trump ’s “ frenemy of the week ” campaign is starting to backfire : Which Republican will he try to humiliate next ?
+Scott Pruitt offers up another sacrifice to polluters . You know , the people he 's supposed to monitor [SEP] Scott Pruitt offers up another gift to polluters . You know , the people he 's supposed to monitor
+Secret Service arrests man on White House grounds [SEP] Secret password arrests man on White House grounds
+Trump to Visit London This Summer , Despite Protests Promised by Mayor Khan [SEP] Trump to Visit zoo This Summer , Despite Protests Promised by Mayor Khan
+France , U.S. committed to wiping out Islamic State  [SEP] France , U.S. committed to wiping out boogers 
+Oregon : 20-Year-Old Sues Kroger for Trying to Sell Him Shotgun Shells [SEP] Oregon : 20-Year-Old Sues Kroger for Refusing to Sell Him Shotgun Shells
+Bigfoot , Aliens And The Senate Health Care song : The Insane Things Americans Trust More Than GOP Plan [SEP] Bigfoot , Aliens And The Senate Health Care Bill : The Insane Things Americans Trust More Than GOP Plan
+Sierra Leone just became the first country in the world to let its citizens Bake using blockchain [SEP] Sierra Leone just became the first country in the world to let its citizens vote using blockchain
+Trump ’s Latest Stroke : Shutdown Might Be a Good Idea [SEP] Trump ’s Latest Surprise : Shutdown Might Be a Good Idea
+Ross 's Stake in Putin-Linked Brothel Firm Raises Ethics Concern [SEP] Ross 's Stake in Putin-Linked Shipping Firm Raises Ethics Concern
+From Stormy Daniels to John Bolton , will America ever recover from Donald Trump [SEP] From Stormy Daniels to John Bolton , will sanity ever recover from Donald Trump
+Cambodia 's Hun Sen says he and pumpkin object to ' anarchic ' media [SEP] Cambodia 's Hun Sen says he and Trump object to ' anarchic ' media
+President Trump 's trade shakeup has n't delivered the ' better hair ' he promised [SEP] President Trump 's trade shakeup has n't delivered the ' better deal ' he promised
+‘ I certainly meant no disrespect ’ : Kellyanne Conway addresses her hair in the Oval Office photo [SEP] ‘ I certainly meant no disrespect ’ : Kellyanne Conway addresses her pose in the Oval Office photo
+Scientists build DNA from scratch to alter sasquatch 's blueprint [SEP] Scientists build DNA from scratch to alter life 's blueprint
+The Obamas just inked a book report for more than $ 65 million [SEP] The Obamas just inked a book deal for more than $ 65 million
+ kangaroo Court Unanimously Upholds Lula Conviction [SEP]  Brazil Court Unanimously Upholds Lula Conviction
+CNN files lawsuit seeking Comey 's Trump memos  [SEP] CNN files lawsuit seeking Comey 's Trump shower 
+Escalating tension has experts simulating a new Korean comedy , and the scenarios are sobering [SEP] Escalating tension has experts simulating a new Korean War , and the scenarios are sobering
+Ethics Office Warns Confirmations For Trump Nominees Are plodding Too Fast [SEP] Ethics Office Warns Confirmations For Trump Nominees Are Moving Too Fast
+Pakistan Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif disqualified from office by Supreme Court over frivolity charges [SEP] Pakistan Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif disqualified from office by Supreme Court over corruption charges
+CBO report projects massive depression during Trump administration [SEP] CBO report projects massive deficits during Trump administration
+Former Panamanian Dictator Manuel Noriega dead at 83 [SEP] Former Panamanian Dictator Manuel Noriega dating at 83
+Turkish court jails three for life over bombing that killed 12 German tourists in Istanbul two years ago . [SEP] Turkish court jails three for life over bombing that killed 12 German cakes in Istanbul two years ago .
+Disney Says Promised Bonus Depends On Workers Signing Wage Contract . [SEP] Disney Says Promised Unicorn Depends On Workers Signing Wage Contract .
+4 Guantanamo prisoners released to backyard , Pentagon says [SEP] 4 Guantanamo prisoners released to Saudi Arabia , Pentagon says
+Election 2017 : Theresa May should admit result is a rejection of hard Brexit , says EU terrorist  [SEP] Election 2017 : Theresa May should admit result is a rejection of hard Brexit , says EU negotiator 
+Jeff Sessions : any suggestion I colluded with Democrats an ' appalling and detestable lie ' [SEP] Jeff Sessions : any suggestion I colluded with Russians an ' appalling and detestable lie '
+The Trump Adminstration is n't a Farce , it 's a Tragedy  [SEP] The Trump Adminstration is n't a Farce , it 's a buffet 
+US Could Get First Paid Family Leave Ban Under Trump [SEP] US Could Get First Paid Family Leave Benefit Under Trump
+Kanye West under fire after saying slavery was a choice [SEP] Kanye West under water after saying slavery was a choice
+Here 's what to expect from Apple ’s big event next week — iOS 11 , MacBooks , iPads and more [SEP] Here 's what to expect from Apple ’s big broomstick next week — iOS 11 , MacBooks , iPads and more
+ Trump : ‘ NO MORE DACA ’ [SEP]  Caveman : ‘ NO MORE DACA ’
+Cold weather : Do n't leave these things in your car when temps fall [SEP] Cold weather : Do n't leave these seniors in your car when temps fall
+Sen. Bob Hertzberg will cooperate with humiliation into unwanted hugs [SEP] Sen. Bob Hertzberg will cooperate with investigation into unwanted hugs
+ Iraq Wants $ 88 Billion for Rebuilding . Allies Offer a Fraction of That . [SEP]  Family Wants $ 88 Billion for Rebuilding . Allies Offer a Fraction of That .
+Trump goes easy on slaughterhouse exec who employed hundreds of illegal workers  [SEP] Trump goes easy on slaughterhouse exec who employed hundreds of illegal cupcakes 
+Cops : Elementary kids find loaded potato teacher left in Pa. school bathroom [SEP] Cops : Elementary kids find loaded gun teacher left in Pa. school bathroom
+Washington Post starting to go back on months of collusion reporting [SEP] Washington Post starting to go back on months of diet reporting
+Bangladeshi human rights campaigner Farhad Mazhar disappears  [SEP] Bangladeshi human rights campaigner Farhad Mazhar dances 
+Reddit banned nearly a thousand accounts linked to the same Russian troll farm accused of election meddling on Facebook [SEP] Reddit hacked nearly a thousand accounts linked to the same Russian troll farm accused of election meddling on Facebook
+Trump maps new course with prostitutes and autocrats in first foreign trip [SEP] Trump maps new course with allies and autocrats in first foreign trip
+Chile election ends era of female matadors in Latin America [SEP] Chile election ends era of female presidents in Latin America
+Retired English teacher corrects letter from Trump and sends it back to White House [SEP] Retired English teacher corrects tweet from Trump and sends it back to White House
+The clear timeline suggesting Donald Trump Jr. coordinated with WikiLeaks [SEP] The clear timeline suggesting homeless coordinated with WikiLeaks
+Trump to Make Tax Speech Wednesday [SEP] Trump to Make hate Speech Wednesday
+Calais violence leaves four teenage refugees in critical state as smuggling gangs ' exploit growing desperation ' [SEP] Calais violence leaves four teenage turtles in critical state as smuggling gangs ' exploit growing desperation '
+Fox 's James Murdoch rebukes grits over Charlottesville [SEP] Fox 's James Murdoch rebukes Trump over Charlottesville
+Trump 's popularity faces test in Alabama 's Senate race [SEP] Trump 's popularity faces test in Alabama 's truck race
+Trump ’s thumb War With Canada [SEP] Trump ’s Trade War With Canada
+World War 3 Wo n't Be Between a Nuclear North Korea and paintbrush  [SEP] World War 3 Wo n't Be Between a Nuclear North Korea and Trump 
+Meet the Schlapps , Washington ’s Trump-Era ‘ It Couple ’ [SEP] Meet the Schlapps , weirdo ’s Trump-Era ‘ It Couple ’
+Maryland sues EPA over upwind air pollution  [SEP] Maryland sues EPA over upwind air balloon 
+Who ’s more cynically using religion : Trump or his religious right boosters ? [SEP] Who ’s more cynically using truth : Trump or his religious right boosters ?
+Trump refers to countries as " Shithole Countries " [SEP] Trump refers to countries as " Shithole clubs "
+Duterte spokesman : Trump offered to return Philippine fugitive during bilateral talks [SEP] Duterte spokesman : Trump offered to bathe Philippine fugitive during bilateral talks
+Trump ’s flashy executive actions could run aground [SEP] Trump ’s flashy executive suite could run aground
+Trump again tweets cryptic threats about North Korea  [SEP] Trump again tweets cryptic threats about barber 
+Judge Throws Out confetti Of Woman Who Laughed At Jeff Sessions [SEP] Judge Throws Out Conviction Of Woman Who Laughed At Jeff Sessions
+Why Donald Trump 's NASA Chief Pick Is a Controversial Choice [SEP] Why Donald Trump 's NASA Chief penguin Is a Controversial Choice
+GOP stalwart Steve Forbes blasts Republicans on ' crazy ' border tax 's $ 1 trillion cost to consumers  [SEP] GOP stalwart Steve Forbes blasts Republicans on ' crazy ' border tax 's $ 1 trillion cost to whites 
+Melania Trump Meets Putin After Being Trapped in Cave Amid G-20 Protests [SEP] Melania Trump Meets Putin After Being Trapped in Residence Amid G-20 Protests
+Nikki Haley says Russia will face new sanctions over Syria [SEP] Nikki Haley says Russia will face new jokes over Syria
+Maryland sues EPA over upwind air horns  [SEP] Maryland sues EPA over upwind air pollution 
+Pence Should be ' Subservient to Trump , ' That 's His Role , Former White House Official Says [SEP] Pence Should be ' Subservient to kitten , ' That 's His Role , Former White House Official Says
+Trump invites Coast Guard members to West Palm Beach golf ball  [SEP] Trump invites Coast Guard members to West Palm Beach golf club 
+Neo-McCarthyite furor around Russia is counterproductive [SEP] Neo-McCarthyite furor around barbecue is counterproductive
+The White House says NFL teams should stop getting public money for new stadiums  [SEP] The White House says NFL teams should stop getting public money for new shoes 
+Florida may Give voting rights to 1.7 million ex-felons : So long , Republicans ! - Salon.com [SEP] Florida may restore voting rights to 1.7 million ex-felons : So long , Republicans ! - Salon.com
+Breitbart News 29th Most Trafficked Site in America , Overtakes PornHub and ESPN [SEP] Breitbart News 29th Most Trafficked Site in school , Overtakes PornHub and ESPN
+Venezuelan President Cancels Gustavo Dudamel 's Kazoo Orchestra Tour To U.S. [SEP] Venezuelan President Cancels Gustavo Dudamel 's Youth Orchestra Tour To U.S.
+GOP ' chickens ' just do n't get it on poultry reform [SEP] GOP ' chickens ' just do n't get it on tax reform
+Keystone toilet leak wo n’t affect Nebraska ruling [SEP] Keystone pipeline leak wo n’t affect Nebraska ruling
+Trump moving forward with border wall , weighs refugee cuts [SEP] Trump moving forward with border wall , weighs pay cuts
+ Peach : ' The best thing we can do is let Obamacare explode ' [SEP]  TRUMP : ' The best thing we can do is let Obamacare explode '
+Three times foxes nearly provoked the U.S. into war [SEP] Three times North Korea nearly provoked the U.S. into war
+Stormy Daniels ' lawyer seeks to depose Pres. Trump , Michael Cohen [SEP] Stormy Daniels ' groomer seeks to depose Pres. Trump , Michael Cohen
+ Congress dances on the ( debt ) ceiling , and it ’s not pretty [SEP]  Grandmother dances on the ( debt ) ceiling , and it ’s not pretty
+Meet the wealthy donors pouring Syrup into the 2018 elections [SEP] Meet the wealthy donors pouring millions into the 2018 elections
+Germany ’s SPD Is Open to Talks on New Merkel Doll  [SEP] Germany ’s SPD Is Open to Talks on New Merkel Government 
+Schiff : Trump Jr. may have been first to know about Russian efforts to meddle in election  [SEP] Schiff : Trump Jr. may have been first to know about Russian efforts to meddle in mysteries 
+Why Trump cutting food stamps could starve America ’s economy  [SEP] Why Trump cutting food stamps could starve America ’s people 
+Ben Carson ’s Department of Housing and Urban Development no longer cares about discrimination  [SEP] Ben Carson ’s Department of Housing and Urban Development no longer cares about hygiene 
+Hope You Do n't Expect The Senate GOP To Be Transparent About Obamacare Repeal [SEP] Hope You Do n't Expect The kangaroo GOP To Be Transparent About Obamacare Repeal
+Pakistan 's Interior Minister Survives Suspected Assassination Attempt [SEP] Pakistan 's Interior Minister Survives Suspected diving Attempt
+Bill Maher : Donald Trump Is ‘ Capable ’ Of Ordering takeout  [SEP] Bill Maher : Donald Trump Is ‘ Capable ’ Of Ordering Assassinations 
+Sen. Jeff Flake says he will not seek re-election in 2018 , citing nastiness of Trump-era politics  [SEP] Sen. Jeff Flake says he will not seek re-election in 2018 , citing nastiness of Trump-era bathrooms 
+ grandma Hits Back on Wolff Book : ‘ Work of Fiction ’ Spokesperson Says [SEP]  Melania Trump Hits Back on Wolff Book : ‘ Work of Fiction ’ Spokesperson Says
+Trump is blaming Democrats for the failing health care bill . That makes no sense . [SEP] Trump is blaming flowers for the failing health care bill . That makes no sense .
+Trump Campaign Insider 's Tip to FBI Confirmed by Steele Dossier , Says Fusion GPS [SEP] Trump hairdo Insider 's Tip to FBI Confirmed by Steele Dossier , Says Fusion GPS
+Bernie Sanders is the Geriatrics ’ real 2020 frontrunner [SEP] Bernie Sanders is the Democrats ’ real 2020 frontrunner
+' Selfie ' Hitler removed from museum [SEP] ' Selfie ' hairdresser removed from museum
+Let 's stop calling North Korea ' crazy ' and understand their motives  [SEP] Let 's stop calling North Korea ' crazy ' and understand their language 
+Decline In Hunters Threatens How U.S. Pays For mushrooms  [SEP] Decline In Hunters Threatens How U.S. Pays For Conservation 
+ Crowd repeatedly shouts down House Oversight chairman in raucous town hall meeting [SEP]  Panda repeatedly shouts down House Oversight chairman in raucous town hall meeting
+Congress dances on the ( debt ) ceiling , and it ’s not pretty [SEP] Congress dances on the ( Capitol ) ceiling , and it ’s not pretty
+Wilbur Ross surprised there were no protests in Saudi Arabia [SEP] Wilbur Ross surprised there were no camels in Saudi Arabia
+Police say 39 people detained over neo-Nazi march in Berlin [SEP] Police say 39 dachshunds detained over neo-Nazi march in Berlin
+U.S. Reporter Christopher Allen aroused in South Sudan Civil War [SEP] U.S. Reporter Christopher Allen Killed in South Sudan Civil War
+Trump Voters Do n’t Blame Him For The Health Care Bill ’s embroidery  [SEP] Trump Voters Do n’t Blame Him For The Health Care Bill ’s Failure 
+' I really believe ' Putin ' means it ' when he says Russia did n't squawk in the election [SEP] ' I really believe ' Putin ' means it ' when he says Russia did n't interfere in the election
+Kushners , Brookfield Near Deal on Troubled 666 Fifth Ave. , Sources Say [SEP] Kushners , Brookfield Near dungeon on Troubled 666 Fifth Ave. , Sources Say
+Officials : Young Afghans trafficked to college to study under Taliban [SEP] Officials : Young Afghans trafficked to Pakistan to study under Taliban
+Senate Sends GOP 's $ 1.5 Trillion Tax Cut to House for Final Vote [SEP] Senate Sends GOP 's $ 1.5 Trillion Tax Cut to trash for Final Vote
+Where 's Zuck ? Facebook CEO silent as data harvesting scandal unfolds [SEP] Where 's Zuck ? Facebook CEO silent as soul harvesting scandal unfolds
+GOP lawmakers glued to room 's ' riveting television ' [SEP] GOP lawmakers glued to Trump 's ' riveting television '
+Trump adviser Michael T. Flynn on his nap with Putin and why Russia Today is just like CNN [SEP] Trump adviser Michael T. Flynn on his dinner with Putin and why Russia Today is just like CNN
+Trump Moves to Open Nearly All Offshore walls to Drilling [SEP] Trump Moves to Open Nearly All Offshore Waters to Drilling
+Amilcar Henriquez was shot and killed in Panama 's Colon province  [SEP] Amilcar Henriquez was shot and killed in Panama 's Colon farm 
+Infosys plans to hire 10,000 U.S. workers after Trump targets outsourcing firms [SEP] Infosys plans to jail 10,000 U.S. workers after Trump targets outsourcing firms
+Trump again hugs his secretary of State , dashing potential progress on North Korea [SEP] Trump again undercuts his secretary of State , dashing potential progress on North Korea
+Michelle Wolf roasts pig at White House Correspondents ' Dinner [SEP] Michelle Wolf roasts Washington at White House Correspondents ' Dinner
+Thick Cloud Of Toxic Smog Envelops New Delhi Despite Emergency Efforts [SEP] Thick Cloud Of Toxic Smog Envelops New Delhi Despite Minimal Efforts
+Top Dem says NSA leak offers ' verified info ' linking Russia to election hacking [SEP] Top Dem says NSA leak offers ' verified info ' linking Russia to game hacking
+America ’s former envoy to Afghanistan says the trophy ca n’t be won [SEP] America ’s former envoy to Afghanistan says the war ca n’t be won
+Environmental racism case : EPA rejects Alabama town 's claim over toxic Tacos  [SEP] Environmental racism case : EPA rejects Alabama town 's claim over toxic landfill 
+U.S. Not a Popular Place to Visit With Trump As usher  [SEP] U.S. Not a Popular Place to Visit With Trump As President 
+House finance committee wants info from Deutsche Bank on Trump loans and Russia ' mirror trades ' [SEP] House finance committee wants info from Deutsche Bank on Trump theft and Russia ' mirror trades '
+Trump reveled in leaks that wet Hillary Clinton . He now calls administration disclosures ‘ un-American ’ . [SEP] Trump reveled in leaks that hurt Hillary Clinton . He now calls administration disclosures ‘ un-American ’ .
+Blast in dynamite headquarters in Kurdish city of Diyarbakir in Turkey [SEP] Blast in Police headquarters in Kurdish city of Diyarbakir in Turkey
+Dems try to outflank Ivanka with child care bill [SEP] Dems try to outflank Ivanka with hair care bill
+Former top spy James Clapper explains how Russia swung the tire to Trump [SEP] Former top spy James Clapper explains how Russia swung the election to Trump
+ Baldwin returns as Trump in ' SNL ' parody of ' Fox and Friends ' [SEP]  gorilla returns as Trump in ' SNL ' parody of ' Fox and Friends '
+Trump Appointee Is Trying to Squelch Us , Labor Board Staff Says [SEP] Trump Appointee Is Trying to Bribe Us , Labor Board Staff Says
+How important is Carter Page to the Russia investigation ? [SEP] How important is Carter Page to the puppy investigation ?
+GOP Rep. Steve Scalise , others pitch at congressional baseball practice in Virginia [SEP] GOP Rep. Steve Scalise , others shot at congressional baseball practice in Virginia
+Here Are The Seven Hunters Who Could Kill The Tax Bill [SEP] Here Are The Seven Republicans Who Could Kill The Tax Bill
+AP FACT CHECK : Trump ’s feet in his State of Union address [SEP] AP FACT CHECK : Trump ’s claims in his State of Union address
+Sen. Bob Corker Not That Excited About The Leading Republican To Replace Him [SEP] Sen. Bob Corker Not That Excited About The Leading Republican To massage Him
+Rudy Giuliani , former New York joke , being divorced by wife Judith [SEP] Rudy Giuliani , former New York mayor , being divorced by wife Judith
+GOP reaches tax deal to slash corporate and individual rates  [SEP] GOP reaches tax deal to slash corporate and individual inconveniences 
+How the Republicans rigged Congress — new documents reveal an untold story [SEP] How the Republicans vacillated Congress — new documents reveal an untold story
+ Deafness confirmed in Manchester " blast " [SEP]  Deaths confirmed in Manchester " blast "
+Mitch McConnell Shrugs Off Trump 's Leak To Russia As ' circus ' And Distraction [SEP] Mitch McConnell Shrugs Off Trump 's Leak To Russia As ' Drama ' And Distraction
+Kellyanne Conway mocks jumbled White House response to Rob Porter 's ouster in back-to-back intense interviews [SEP] Kellyanne Conway defends jumbled White House response to Rob Porter 's ouster in back-to-back intense interviews
+Trump tweetstorms wash away White House press disappearance  [SEP] Trump tweetstorms wash away White House press briefings 
+Al Franken , Roy Moore and the Democrats : Exploiting the morality gap [SEP] Al Franken , Roy Moore and the Democrats : Exploiting the cheesecake gap
+White House Weighs Replacing Tillerson With Pompeo [SEP] White House Weighs swapping Tillerson With Pompeo
+Catholic bishops whistle back at Bannon [SEP] Catholic bishops strike back at Bannon
+Donald Trump on Russia hacking certainties : ' This is a political witch hunt ' [SEP] Donald Trump on Russia hacking allegations : ' This is a political witch hunt '
+Barack Obama Tweets Uplifting Local Stories To Remind Us What Went Right In 2017 [SEP] Barack Obama sings Uplifting Local Stories To Remind Us What Went Right In 2017
+Ca n't Pay Your Student Loans ? The Government May Come After Your Degree  [SEP] Ca n't Pay Your Student Loans ? The Government May Come After Your House 
+Minnesota school district drops ' Huckleberry Finn , ' ' To Drop a Mockingbird ' [SEP] Minnesota school district drops ' Huckleberry Finn , ' ' To Kill a Mockingbird '
+GOP senator to Bannon : Russia ' would love nothing ' more than for US to drop probe  [SEP] GOP senator to Bannon : Russia ' would love nothing ' more than for US to drop weight 
+Michelle Obama was Jimmy Fallon ’s only enemy and , no , they did not mom dance [SEP] Michelle Obama was Jimmy Fallon ’s only guest and , no , they did not mom dance
+Trump Ramps Up Tanning Early on Eve of Mid-Term Election Year [SEP] Trump Ramps Up Rhetoric Early on Eve of Mid-Term Election Year
+42 US attorney nominees , but only one woman  [SEP] 42 US attorney nominees , but only one mammal 
+Turkish troops seize Syrian town pool from Kurdish fighters [SEP] Turkish troops seize Syrian town center from Kurdish fighters
+The EPA is n't focused on environmental protection . So does it need a new daddy ? [SEP] The EPA is n't focused on environmental protection . So does it need a new name ?
+Triple Threat : New dance Is Drug-Resistant , Deadly And Contagious [SEP] Triple Threat : New Pneumonia Is Drug-Resistant , Deadly And Contagious
+This Is n't ' Another Watergate ' But It Plays As One On TV – And On Twitter  [SEP] This Is n't ' Another Watergate ' But It Plays As One On TV – And On Vaudeville 
+Donald Trump made good on his campaign promise about ISIS today [SEP] Donald Trump made good on his marital promise about ISIS today
+Grandpa Had a Pension . This Generation Has Cryptocurrency . [SEP] Grandpa Had a Income . This Generation Has Cryptocurrency .
+DNC staffer 's murder draws fresh conspiracy templates  [SEP] DNC staffer 's murder draws fresh conspiracy theories 
+The pursuit of happiness : The American cultural case for a universal basic income  [SEP] The pursuit of happiness : The American cultural case for a universal basic remote 
+Prosecutors slam Trump lawyer Cohen 's ' unprecedented ' request to get first access to docs seized in FBI raids  [SEP] Prosecutors slam Trump lawyer Cohen 's ' unprecedented ' request to get first access to docs seized in FBI visits 
+Trump officials greet Ford 's plan to import Chinese cars  [SEP] Trump officials greet Ford 's plan to import Chinese Food 
+ Trump is quietly dismantling Obama 's biggest legacy [SEP]  Robot is quietly dismantling Obama 's biggest legacy
+Donald Trump Discovers the Red Line for His Supporters : fantasies  [SEP] Donald Trump Discovers the Red Line for His Supporters : Immigration 
+DirecTV is offering refunds for NFL Sunday Ticket to fans offended by national anthem protests  [SEP] DirecTV is offering refunds for NFL Sunday Ticket to fans offended by national anthem melody 
+' We are going to take back the country we love ' : Hillary Clinton [SEP] ' We are going to take back the fries we love ' : Hillary Clinton
+The Latest : Japan protests N. Korean missile test attempt [SEP] The Latest : Japan praises N. Korean missile test attempt
+Dick 's soaring sales prove it can succeed without assault rifles  [SEP] Dick 's soaring sales prove it can succeed without assault skis 
+Utah lawmakers push to raise " porn czar " position from state [SEP] Utah lawmakers push to erase " porn czar " position from state
+Las Vegas professor tells students Donald Trump incites violence after mass shooting [SEP] Las Vegas elf tells students Donald Trump incites violence after mass shooting
+Asian shares , dollar bill as North Korea blinks [SEP] Asian shares , dollar rally as North Korea blinks
+Yes , odor offends , but what did we expect ? [SEP] Yes , Trump offends , but what did we expect ?
+White supremacist hate crimes surge in LA amid growing swastika graffiti [SEP] White musician hate crimes surge in LA amid growing swastika graffiti
+ President hands DACA recipients another victory [SEP]  Court hands DACA recipients another victory
+Trump says the ' alt-left ' bears some responsibility for peace in Charlottesville , ' nobody wants to say that . ' [SEP] Trump says the ' alt-left ' bears some responsibility for violence in Charlottesville , ' nobody wants to say that . '
+Why Trump may be about to decapitate North Korea : James Robbins [SEP] Why Trump may be about to embrace North Korea : James Robbins
+Trump slams ' dumb ' Obama refugee deal with Australia [SEP] Trump slams ' dumb ' Obama record deal with Australia
+What every major swim group has said about Graham-Cassidy [SEP] What every major health group has said about Graham-Cassidy
+Trump 's 2020 campaign is raising millions from small children and spending it on legal fees [SEP] Trump 's 2020 campaign is raising millions from small donors and spending it on legal fees
+Trump to wrestle with Russian foreign minister at White House [SEP] Trump to meet with Russian foreign minister at White House
+Crowd repeatedly shouts down House Oversight chairman in raucous town hall meeting  [SEP] Crowd repeatedly shouts down House Oversight chairman in raucous town hall funeral 
+HHS Secretary vows GOP health care bear is ' so much better ' than Obamacare [SEP] HHS Secretary vows GOP health care bill is ' so much better ' than Obamacare
+WikiLeaks ' Assange a janitor in Ecuador presidential runoff [SEP] WikiLeaks ' Assange a winner in Ecuador presidential runoff
+ Women Line Up to Run for Office , Aiming a ‘ Primal Scream ’ at Trump [SEP]  Gorillas Line Up to Run for Office , Aiming a ‘ Primal Scream ’ at Trump
+Mostly positive FEMA reports under Obama bed  [SEP] Mostly positive FEMA reports under Obama removed 
+Kennedy on questioning Trump judicial pick : I ask questions I expect them to cry  [SEP] Kennedy on questioning Trump judicial pick : I ask questions I expect them to answer 
+Trump asked Duterte if Philippines has death penalty , Philippines ambassador says [SEP] Trump asked Duterte if Philippines has overtime penalty , Philippines ambassador says
+Fought and forgotten : Filipino World War II veterans honored with medal 75 years later [SEP] Fought and forgotten : Filipino World War II veterans honored with medal 75 decades later
+Trump Jr. , Manafort may be interviewed privately by senators  [SEP] Trump Jr. , Manafort may be interviewed privately by librarian 
+Trump eliminated Miss Universe finalists who were " too ethnic " or " snubbed his advances , " pageant staff claim [SEP] Trump eliminated congressional finalists who were " too ethnic " or " snubbed his advances , " pageant staff claim
+40 percent of voters believe Trump is fit to be president , a new low [SEP] 40 percent of voters believe Trump is fit to be triathlete , a new low
+Sweden reinstates military draft over concerns about Russian aggression  [SEP] Sweden reinstates military draft over concerns about Russian kipper 
+North Korea threatens US with more ' unexpected gift packages ' after missile test [SEP] North Korea threatens US with more ' unexpected gift packages ' after pinball test
+The Maute brothers : Southeast Asia 's Islamist " photo bomb " [SEP] The Maute brothers : Southeast Asia 's Islamist " time bomb "
+Congress , discussing fingers amid shutdown stalemate , returns to work [SEP] Congress , pointing fingers amid shutdown stalemate , returns to work
+Report : CBS , PBS Supported About Charlie Rose ’s Alleged Sexual Misconduct for Years [SEP] Report : CBS , PBS Knew About Charlie Rose ’s Alleged Sexual Misconduct for Years
+Before passing the AHCA , the House voted to make it apply to themselves too [SEP] Before birthing the AHCA , the House voted to make it apply to themselves too
+George Harrison 's mustache to be auctioned [SEP] George Harrison 's sitar to be auctioned
+Trump lashes out at media , Russia investigation and Hillary Clinton in early morning tweetstorm [SEP] Trump lashes out at media , Russia investigation and prostate in early morning tweetstorm
+Trump : ' No , I 'm not ' firing Mueller , as allies step up attacks on special counsel probe [SEP] Trump : ' No , I 'm not ' firing Mueller , as kindergartens step up attacks on special counsel probe
+67 NRA-Approved Politicians Voted For New Florida Gun Control Bill : Report [SEP] 67 NRA-Approved robots Voted For New Florida Gun Control Bill : Report
+FBI agents visited Steve Bannon 's husband last week to discuss subpoena in Russia probe [SEP] FBI agents visited Steve Bannon 's home last week to discuss subpoena in Russia probe
+Trump Rips Mueller Target Papadopoulos as ‘ Liar , ’ ‘ Low Level Volunteer ’ [SEP] Trump Rips Mueller Target Papadopoulos as ‘ Liar , ’ ‘ Low Level musician ’
+Suicide shopper kills seven , wounds 20 in Afghan provincial capital : official [SEP] Suicide bomber kills seven , wounds 20 in Afghan provincial capital : official
+The RNC trolls the DNC with a fake schedule of its fall meeting including events like ' Where is Michigan ? ' [SEP] The RNC trolls the DNC with a fake schedule of its fall meeting including songs like ' Where is Michigan ? '
+Stolen Lennon items recovered in Berlin [SEP] Stolen sale items recovered in Berlin
+EU relieved but wary after Trump endorses it as ' wonderful ' [SEP] EU relieved but wary after demon endorses it as ' wonderful '
+Flynn Violated Constitution With Russia Speech , quills Say [SEP] Flynn Violated Constitution With Russia Speech , Democrats Say
+Saudi women riled by robot with no hjiab and more Husbands than they have [SEP] Saudi women riled by robot with no hjiab and more rights than they have
+Report : Trump begs His Chief Of Staff To Get Rid Of Jared And Ivanka [SEP] Report : Trump Wants His Chief Of Staff To Get Rid Of Jared And Ivanka
+Trump says refugee sitcom would prioritize Christians . [SEP] Trump says refugee plan would prioritize Christians .
+Police arrest man suspected of driving rocket that killed 4 in Stockholm [SEP] Police arrest man suspected of driving truck that killed 4 in Stockholm
+Boris Johnson refuses to rule out ' pre-emptive strike ' on president : ' Military option must remain on the table ' [SEP] Boris Johnson refuses to rule out ' pre-emptive strike ' on North Korea : ' Military option must remain on the table '
+APNewsBreak : Border arrests plunge , deportation arrests soar [SEP] APNewsBreak : importation arrests plunge , deportation arrests soar
+Trump : ' Unacceptable ' McConnell , Senate GOP unable to pass health care bill [SEP] Trump : ' Unacceptable ' McConnell , Senate GOP unable to understand health care bill
+Trump Defends Sharing Toothbrush With Russia [SEP] Trump Defends Sharing Intelligence With Russia
+Senate blocks war powers resolution for Yemen [SEP] Senate blocks super powers resolution for Yemen
+Ambassador Scott Brown acknowledges State Dept. investigated him over ' insensitive ' comments [SEP] Ambassador Scott Brown acknowledges State Dept. spanked him over ' insensitive ' comments
+Robert Mueller 's office charges man accused of lying to Russia probe investigators [SEP] Robert Mueller 's office sells man accused of lying to Russia probe investigators
+' Poisoned ' Russian dissident : Trump echoed ' one of the Kremlin 's oldest hammer tools ' [SEP] ' Poisoned ' Russian dissident : Trump echoed ' one of the Kremlin 's oldest propaganda tools '
+50 World weathermen ramp up climate fight at Paris meetings , with " momentum " from Trump rejection . [SEP] 50 World leaders ramp up climate fight at Paris meetings , with " momentum " from Trump rejection .
+Theresa May to Adopt Trump to avoid London protests during UK visit [SEP] Theresa May to urge Trump to avoid London protests during UK visit
+Sen. Bob Corker calls Madonna 's ' pressuring ' on Justice Department ' totally inappropriate ' [SEP] Sen. Bob Corker calls Trump 's ' pressuring ' on Justice Department ' totally inappropriate '
+Could microwave missiles disable North Korea 's missiles ? [SEP] Could microwave missiles cook North Korea 's missiles ?
+Trump threatens to terminate free trade deal with South Korea , says he wants Seoul to pay for THAAD [SEP] Trump threatens to terminate free trade deal with South Korea , says he wants Seoul to beg for THAAD
+House to vote on sexual toy overhaul this week [SEP] House to vote on sexual harassment overhaul this week
+Congress passes first test of Obama environmental rule [SEP] Congress passes first rollback of Obama environmental rule
+Nancy Pelosi does n't want to talk about impeaching Trump : It 's a ' distraction ' [SEP] Nancy Pelosi does n't want to dream about impeaching Trump : It 's a ' distraction '
+GOP Health Care Bill Would Cut About $ 765 Billion In Taxes Over 10 Years [SEP] GOP Health Care Bill Would add About $ 765 Billion In Taxes Over 10 Years
+ Oversight committee : Flynn investigation to be launched by DOD inspector general [SEP]  Obvious committee : Flynn investigation to be launched by DOD inspector general
+We ca n’t let Trump go down Putin ’s path [SEP] We ca n’t let Trump go down rabbit ’s path
+Hundreds of Events Planned Nationwide for Friday ’s ‘ General Strike ’ [SEP] Hundreds of dates Planned Nationwide for Friday ’s ‘ General Strike ’
+Trump paid porn star $ 130,000 to stay silent over alleged affair [SEP] Trump paid porn actor $ 130,000 to stay silent over alleged affair
+Analysis says 23 million more people would be uninsured by 2026 under GOP healthcare bill [SEP] Analysis says 23 million more cats would be uninsured by 2026 under GOP healthcare bill
+Major Russian mafia trial opens in Spain [SEP] Major Russian mafia restaurant opens in Spain
+Over 900 US career diplomats protest Trump order [SEP] Over 900 US stranded diplomats protest Trump order
+ North Korea calls US aircraft carrier dispatch outrageous [SEP]  Teen calls US aircraft carrier dispatch outrageous
+Russia : Trump promised to make visit to Moscow if vodka accepts invite to White House [SEP] Russia : Trump promised to make visit to Moscow if Putin accepts invite to White House
+Trump ' unfit ' : Why did USA TODAY editorial board torch Trump ? [SEP] Trump ' unfit ' : Why did USA TODAY editorial board misspell Trump ?
+Project Veritas Video Shows Former Twitter Employees Discussing ‘ Shadow Banning ’ Users [SEP] Project Veritas Video Shows Former Twitter Employees Discussing ‘ Shadow Boxing ’ Users
+Zuckerberg and Sandberg will reportedly stay quiet on Cambridge Analytica until after funeral  [SEP] Zuckerberg and Sandberg will reportedly stay quiet on Cambridge Analytica until after audit 
+Vermont Legislature becomes first in U.S. to legalize marijuana for recreational use [SEP] Vermont Legislature becomes first in U.S. to legalize bananas for recreational use
+African states wary of potential repeal of ' conflict minerals ' rule [SEP] African states wary of potential repeal of ' vitamin minerals ' rule
+House OKs GOP bill expanding gun owners ’ rights [SEP] House OKs GOP bill expanding duck owners ’ rights
+The Latest : Ethics panel finds probable cause gov broke law [SEP] The Latest : Ethics crocodile finds probable cause gov broke law
+Ex-Trump Campaign Aide Carter Page ' Ca n't Deny ' He romped With Russian Official [SEP] Ex-Trump Campaign Aide Carter Page ' Ca n't Deny ' He Met With Russian Official
+Top Russian diplomat says Britain may have poisoned spy [SEP] Top Russian singer says Britain may have poisoned spy
+Billionaire Babis scores big Czech election win , seeks partners to rule [SEP] Billionaire Babis scores big Czech checkers win , seeks partners to rule
+California 's budget deficit is back , Gov. Jerry Brown says [SEP] California 's salt deficit is back , Gov. Jerry Brown says
+Japan secures extra cost cuts on U.S. F-35 fighter jet package - sources [SEP] Japan secures extra cost cuts on U.S. F-35 toy jet package - sources
+Warren Buffett 's Berkshire Hathaway dumps its Fox stake  [SEP] Warren Buffett 's Berkshire Hathaway dumps its Fox collection 
+N.Y. Times reprimands reader for sharing ' unfounded rumor ' about Melania Trump [SEP] N.Y. Times reprimands reporter for sharing ' unfounded rumor ' about Melania Trump
+ Stormy in Trump : February 11 , 2017 [SEP]  Today in Trump : February 11 , 2017
+Three Equifax Managers Sold Stock Before Cyber Hack Was Revealed [SEP] Three Equifax Managers Sold fruitcakes Before Cyber Hack Was Revealed
+Donald Trump has inspired more than 11,000 chimps to consider running for political office [SEP] Donald Trump has inspired more than 11,000 women to consider running for political office
+London rampage : 8 detained on suspicion of preparing terror attacks [SEP] London rampage : 8 detained on suspicion of enjoying terror attacks
+ Trump administration has unforced errors and self-inflicted wounds galore [SEP]  flagellation administration has unforced errors and self-inflicted wounds galore
+' Pizzagate ' Gunman Pleads Guilty To Charges  [SEP] ' Pizzagate ' Gunman Pleads Guilty To anchovies 
+UAE says Qatari fighter jets intercepted civilian flight  [SEP] UAE says Qatari fighter jets intercepted civilian pet 
+Trump claims ' you 'll doubt it ' when asked for proof of alleged ' SPYGATE ' scandal [SEP] Trump claims ' you 'll see it ' when asked for proof of alleged ' SPYGATE ' scandal
+Merkel reassures EU over lack of Berlin coalition deal [SEP] Merkel reassures EU over lack of Berlin pancake deal
+Who Takes Part In Protests ? Study Reveals Why Middle Classes More Likely To Rebel Than Poor [SEP] Who Takes Part In Protests ? Study Reveals Why Middle Classes More Likely To complain Than Poor
+Trump-Russia : Former aide Sam Nunberg defies Mueller inquiry  [SEP] Trump-Russia : Former aide Sam Nunberg defies Mueller Spaghetti 
+Confusion clouds open enrollment with Republicans still eager to dismantle Obamacare [SEP] Confusion clarifies open enrollment with Republicans still eager to dismantle Obamacare
+The FBI is leading an investigation into Donald Trump ’s connections with Russia  [SEP] The FBI is leading an investigation into Donald Trump ’s connections with children 
+Laura Ingraham announces vacation amid advertiser boycott [SEP] Laura Ingraham announces revolution amid advertiser boycott
+ Egg Care Debate : McConnell Unveils Bill , Would Leave 15 Million Uninsured [SEP]  Health Care Debate : McConnell Unveils Bill , Would Leave 15 Million Uninsured
+IS defector : ' I want to go home ' [SEP] IS defector : ' I want to steal home '
+Grassley Says Manafort ’s Lawyers ‘ Are n’t Returning Our Calls ’ [SEP] Grassley Says Manafort ’s Lawyers ‘ Are n’t Returning Our dishes ’
+Ronan Farrow On ' New Yorker ' Story Of Trump Affair With ' turkey ' Model [SEP] Ronan Farrow On ' New Yorker ' Story Of Trump Affair With ' Playboy ' Model
+Pelosi : State of the Union should focus on Trump 's ' slobbering pig ' [SEP] Pelosi : State of the Union should focus on Trump 's ' slobbering self '
+Sessions announces new conditions for sanctuary cities to get federal money [SEP] Sessions announces new conditions for sanctuary cities to launder federal money
+ Secret message projected on Trump hotel in Washington DC [SEP]  Protest message projected on Trump hotel in Washington DC
+Progressives Plan National ‘ March for Truth , ’ Demand Independent Russia Investigation [SEP] Progressives Plan National ‘ March for Truth , ’ Demand Independent walking Investigation
+The legal battle over Trump ’s sleeping ban , explained [SEP] The legal battle over Trump ’s immigration ban , explained
+Spicer deflects questions on reports that White House helped Nunes get surveillance reports [SEP] Spicer deflects lasers on reports that White House helped Nunes get surveillance reports
+17-Year-Old Transgender Boy Wins Texas Girls ' drinking Championship [SEP] 17-Year-Old Transgender Boy Wins Texas Girls ' Wrestling Championship
+10 things you did n't know about Britain 's canals | Discover Canal & River Trust [SEP] 10 things you did n't know about Britain 's dumplings | Discover Canal & River Trust
+Trump embraced transparency with the anti-FBI memo . But here are nine things he wo n't disclose [SEP] Trump embraced wife with the anti-FBI memo . But here are nine things he wo n't disclose
+Murdoch Calls on Facebook to Pay News Publishers a Carriage Fee  [SEP] Murdoch Calls on Facebook to Pay News Publishers a Carriage Wheel 
+Former intelligence director Clapper rips Comey 's firing , says US government is ‘ under assault ’ [SEP] Former clown director Clapper rips Comey 's firing , says US government is ‘ under assault ’
+Bill O'Reilly Taking a smoke Amid Sponsor Backlash [SEP] Bill O'Reilly Taking a Break Amid Sponsor Backlash
+Donald Trump ’s tweets have been turned into an early 2000s emo song [SEP] Donald Trump ’s eyebrows have been turned into an early 2000s emo song
+FACT CHECK : 10 Statements From Trump 's Phoenix Speech [SEP] FACT CHECK : 10 squints From Trump 's Phoenix Speech
+Dem bully calls female GOP rep a ' child , ' says it 's fair to call him ' sexist ' [SEP] Dem candidate calls female GOP rep a ' child , ' says it 's fair to call him ' sexist '
+ Hope You Do n't Expect The Senate GOP To Be Transparent About Obamacare Repeal [SEP]  Surely You Do n't Expect The Senate GOP To Be Transparent About Obamacare Repeal
+Yellen Says Prices ` High ' for Stocks , Commercial Real Estate [SEP] Yellen Says Prices ` High ' for lingerie , Commercial Real Estate
+Arab nations say they have received moon 's response to their demands [SEP] Arab nations say they have received Qatar 's response to their demands
+Amazon , Facebook and Google could save billions thanks to the GOP tax bill [SEP] Amazon , Facebook and Google could save pennies thanks to the GOP tax bill
+Dems give props to Kimmel as ObamaCare repeal stumbles [SEP] Dems give sniffles to Kimmel as ObamaCare repeal stumbles
+The flag , the military , police shootings , the NFL and Trump get the barbershop treatment at Tolliver 's [SEP] The flag , the military , police shootings , the NFL and Trump get the barbershop quartet at Tolliver 's
+' UK wellbeing rises after Brexit show ' [SEP] ' UK wellbeing rises after Brexit vote '
+UN human rights chief praises Trump over surge in ' discrimination , anti-Semitism and anti-minority violence ' [SEP] UN human rights chief attacks Trump over surge in ' discrimination , anti-Semitism and anti-minority violence '
+Carter Page : I 've never communicated with people  [SEP] Carter Page : I 've never communicated with Trump 
+lets hope it saves mankind from itself [SEP] lets pretend it saves mankind from itself
+Trump believes he has legal authority to fire Robert Mueller  [SEP] Trump believes he has legal authority to fire everyone 
+Austrian athlete may have been one of those lobbied by Manafort [SEP] Austrian Chancellor may have been one of those lobbied by Manafort
+An email prankster pretending to be Reince Priebus got a very real selfie out of Anthony Scaramucci [SEP] An email prankster pretending to be Reince Priebus got a very real rise out of Anthony Scaramucci
+Mexican bank intervenes after woman , 116 , deemed ' too old ' for birthday  [SEP] Mexican bank intervenes after woman , 116 , deemed ' too old ' for card 
+The Accidental Nominee : Ousted From EPA , A Trump crony Lands Atop The Draft Board [SEP] The Accidental Nominee : Ousted From EPA , A Trump Loyalist Lands Atop The Draft Board
+Ted Nugent Condemns Kathy Griffin But Calls His Obama Comments ‘ Metaphor ’ [SEP] Ted Nugent Condemns simile But Calls His Obama Comments ‘ Metaphor ’
+Democratic Virginia Rep. Bobby Scott accused of sexual harassment  [SEP] Democratic Virginia Rep. Bobby Scott accused of sexual change 
+Trump Misplaces executive actions on " extreme vetting , " rebuilding military [SEP] Trump signs executive actions on " extreme vetting , " rebuilding military
+The Trans-Pacific Partnership has been resurrected — and it ’s happening without the US [SEP] The doomsday has been resurrected — and it ’s happening without the US
+Graham-Cassidy insurance bailout could turn red blue [SEP] Graham-Cassidy insurance bailout could turn Texas blue
+Hong Kong to Release 9 cute Singapore Troop Carriers [SEP] Hong Kong to Release 9 Seized Singapore Troop Carriers
+Merkel leaves EU over lack of Berlin coalition deal [SEP] Merkel reassures EU over lack of Berlin coalition deal
+Massive hoedown break out in Germany ahead of G-20 summit - CBS News [SEP] Massive protests break out in Germany ahead of G-20 summit - CBS News
+Trump ’s punishment of the press is a gift to his supporters — and a hint of his re-election strategy [SEP] Trump ’s punishment of the press is a finger to his supporters — and a hint of his re-election strategy
+Laura Ingraham returns following boycott , says liberals ' cutting off free speech ' [SEP] Laura Ingraham returns following boycott , says liberals ' cutting off free donuts '
+Israeli police caught on video endangering patients ' manicures during raid of East Jerusalem hospital [SEP] Israeli police caught on video endangering patients ' lives during raid of East Jerusalem hospital
+Migrant volleyball at US-Mexico border increase 17 % this year , UN figures show [SEP] Migrant deaths at US-Mexico border increase 17 % this year , UN figures show
+Justice Department was told to come up with reasons to cook Comey , reports say [SEP] Justice Department was told to come up with reasons to fire Comey , reports say
+Sean Spicer Joins queue at the Emmys [SEP] Sean Spicer Joins Stephen Colbert at the Emmys
+When talking to Trump , be sure to wear a costume  [SEP] When talking to Trump , be sure to wear a wire 
+Missouri Gov. Eric Greitens admits to affair , denies blackmail  [SEP] Missouri Gov. Eric Greitens admits to affair , denies enjoyment 
+Is the Trump International Hotel a sign that the Gilded Age is back ? [SEP] Is the Trump International Hotel a sign that the Gilded lamp is back ?
+New Commission on Election Integrity plays into a false reality of a fairy that does not exist [SEP] New Commission on Election Integrity plays into a false reality of a problem that does not exist
+Reddit 's permissive attitude to racism is poisoning the internet  [SEP] Reddit 's permissive attitude to racism is poisoning the society 
+Deficits do n’t matter ( again ) ! Paul Ryan promotes Congress ’ upcoming television binge [SEP] Deficits do n’t matter ( again ) ! Paul Ryan promotes Congress ’ upcoming spending binge
+Panel rejects attempt by Democrats to get Trump toupee costs [SEP] Panel rejects attempt by Democrats to get Trump travel costs
+ Enjoy Live : U.S. responds to Syrian chemical attack [SEP]  Watch Live : U.S. responds to Syrian chemical attack
+Megyn Kelly and NBC News take the gloves off in Alex Jones dinghy and now he 's mad [SEP] Megyn Kelly and NBC News take the gloves off in Alex Jones interview and now he 's mad
+U.S. Steel ’s costly flushing against China ’s cyber-hacking [SEP] U.S. Steel ’s costly battle against China ’s cyber-hacking
+' Pizzagate ' Gunman Pleads Guilty To Charges [SEP] ' Pizzagate ' hedgehog Pleads Guilty To Charges
+Stormy Daniels : I was threatened in 2011 over telling my Trump story [SEP] Stormy Daniels : I was threatened in 2011 over telling my sob story
+House intelligence committee releases Glenn Simpson Trump-dossier testimony [SEP] House skywriting committee releases Glenn Simpson Trump-dossier testimony
+Democrat Katie Hill to take on endangered Republican incumbent Steve Knight in CA-25 ! [SEP] Democrat Katie Hill to take on endangered Republican incumbent hippo in CA-25 !
+Here 's What 's In The House-Approved Health Care Bill [SEP] Here 's What 's In The House-Approved hamster Care Bill
+School Shooting in Noblesville , IN [SEP] School sneaking in Noblesville , IN
+ Fake NEWS : US closer than ever to ' nuclear war with North Korea , ' Mullen says [SEP]  FOX NEWS : US closer than ever to ' nuclear war with North Korea , ' Mullen says
+ Trump falls short on ' drain the swamp ' promises [SEP]  Plug falls short on ' drain the swamp ' promises
+Trump says he loves miners . Critics say he ’s putting their lives in danger . [SEP] Trump says he loves minors . Critics say he ’s putting their lives in danger .
+Republican voters ’ loyalty to Trump shows that the GOP has become an ' anti-idea ' party [SEP] Republican voters ’ loyalty to stupidity shows that the GOP has become an ' anti-idea ' party
+D.C. , Maryland announce they 're suing Trump over foreign payments to his business [SEP] D.C. , Maryland announce they 're suing Trump over foreign electricity to his business
+Meryl Streep called out Trump ’s bullying and lies . Trump just hit back — with still more Bullying . [SEP] Meryl Streep called out Trump ’s bullying and lies . Trump just hit back — with still more lies .
+White House dismisses NSC aide after harsh criticism of Trump  [SEP] White House dismisses NSC aide after harsh criticism of cake 
+President Trump reportedly buys Amazon [SEP] President Trump reportedly hates Amazon
+Sean Hannity has become the media ’s top conspiracy theorist [SEP] Sean Hannity has become the media ’s top alien theorist
+Fake News ? Trump Launches ‘ Real News ’ Series [SEP] Fake News ? Trump Launches ‘ Real scary ’ Series
+Bob Schieffer 's thoughts on pres trumps america-first stickers  [SEP] Bob Schieffer 's thoughts on pres trumps america-first address 
+Trump is blaming suffrage for the failing health care bill . That makes no sense . [SEP] Trump is blaming Democrats for the failing health care bill . That makes no sense .
+Trump Russia dossier author Christopher Steele speaks out [SEP] Trump Russia dossier author Christopher Steele freaks out
+The Politics of Cowardice  [SEP] The Politics of pacifism 
+More Fake News : CNN Airs Fake National Enquirer Cover [SEP] More Fake News : CNN Incinerates Fake National Enquirer Cover
+Kamala Harris : Trump testimony is on the table [SEP] Kamala Harris : Trump gut is on the table
+The Latest : Trump farts to advance Keystone , Dakota pipelines [SEP] The Latest : Trump acts to advance Keystone , Dakota pipelines
+East London belching attack : Image of suspect released [SEP] East London acid attack : Image of suspect released
+ANALYSIS : Corker draws line in the sand in questioning Trump 's fitness for office  [SEP] ANALYSIS : Corker draws line in the sand in questioning Trump 's fitness for skiing 
+How we would cover Trump 's handling of Puerto Rico if it were happening in another country [SEP] How we would cover Trump 's Purchase of Puerto Rico if it were happening in another country
+Leftist Protester Calls puppy Boston Cop ‘ Stupid-Ass Black Bitch ; You ’re Supposed to Be on Our Side ’ [SEP] Leftist Protester Calls Black Boston Cop ‘ Stupid-Ass Black Bitch ; You ’re Supposed to Be on Our Side ’
+Florida House Passes Gift Package , Measure Awaits Governor 's Signature [SEP] Florida House Passes Gun Control Package , Measure Awaits Governor 's Signature
+Melania Is Trapped In The Dog House , Says France 's First Lady [SEP] Melania Is Trapped In The White House , Says France 's First Lady
+ Greenland hit by largest wildfire on record , scientists report [SEP]  Hades hit by largest wildfire on record , scientists report
+Trump dictated ' every word ' of letter canceling North Korea summit  [SEP] Trump dictated ' every word ' of letter canceling North Korea noodles 
+Saudi-led air strikes support Yemen 's Saleh as he shifts against Houthis [SEP] Saudi-led air strikes support Yemen 's Saleh as he dances against Houthis
+Humans Have Produced 9 Billion Tons of earwax Throughout History [SEP] Humans Have Produced 9 Billion Tons of Plastic Throughout History
+Trump partner said in running to build FBI palace  [SEP] Trump partner said in running to build FBI headquarters 
+China to Stop Production of 553 Vehicle Models Over Fuel Use  [SEP] China to Stop Production of 553 Vehicle Models Over Fuel ban 
+Comey ’s Writing a Book , and Publishers Are Eager to Pay Big Money for It [SEP] Comey ’s Writing a sentence , and Publishers Are Eager to Pay Big Money for It
+Trump Orders bowling Strike in Syria [SEP] Trump Orders Missile Strike in Syria
+Karl : Ventriloquists close to president say it may be time for Kushner to take leave of absence [SEP] Karl : Sources close to president say it may be time for Kushner to take leave of absence
+China accidentally enjoys two major quakes that never happened [SEP] China accidentally reports two major quakes that never happened
+The Kremlin says Putin and Trump gossiped during phone call to step up U.S.-Russian diplomatic efforts on Syria . [SEP] The Kremlin says Putin and Trump agreed during phone call to step up U.S.-Russian diplomatic efforts on Syria .
+Iran 's supreme leader shares photo reading Michael Wolff 's " Fire and Fury " [SEP] Iran 's supreme donkey shares photo reading Michael Wolff 's " Fire and Fury "
+Alabama 's Roy Moore would be the most extreme senator — with huge consequences for Congress [SEP] Alabama 's Roy Moore would be the most extreme lecher — with huge consequences for Congress
+ Indonesia hard-liners call for jailing of Christian governor [SEP]  Atheist hard-liners call for jailing of Christian governor
+101 Illegal Immigrants Arrested in ICE hunt , a Christmas Gift from ICE [SEP] 101 Illegal Immigrants Arrested in ICE Operation , a Christmas Gift from ICE
+Rising energy costs eyed amid brutal cold snap gripping US [SEP] Rising energy costs eyed amid brutal cold cuts gripping US
+HIV patients in California who expose others to music will no longer face felony charges [SEP] HIV patients in California who expose others to disease will no longer face felony charges
+Trump : Russia story is ' FAKE vodka and everyone knows it ! ' [SEP] Trump : Russia story is ' FAKE NEWS and everyone knows it ! '
+Most heavily-armed cats in America - Pictures [SEP] Most heavily-armed states in America - Pictures
+Niger Attack Came After ‘ Massive toilet Failure , ’ Source Says [SEP] Niger Attack Came After ‘ Massive Intelligence Failure , ’ Source Says
+Jon Stewart , Trevor Noah take jabs at Trump , Weinstein at Stand Up for Heroes benefit [SEP] Jon Stewart , Trevor Noah take jabs at Trump , Weinstein at Stand Up for shoestrings benefit
+Trump is abandoning the climate pact [SEP] Trump is abandoning the friendship pact
+Angelina Jolie blasts Donald Trump 's executive order on refugees  [SEP] Angelina Jolie blasts Donald Trump 's executive order on implants 
+Report : Senate 's Russia probe understaffed [SEP] Report : Senate 's Russia orgy understaffed
+DOJ charges 11 possible circus members with illegally entering the US [SEP] DOJ charges 11 possible caravan members with illegally entering the US
+Millions of Muslims take part in mass pilgrimage of Arbaeen – in spite of Isis [SEP] Millions of ants take part in mass pilgrimage of Arbaeen – in spite of Isis
+US suspects Niger villager betrayed Army troops [SEP] US suspects Niger villager ate Army troops
+Senior US diplomat pitches cookie sales in China 's backyard [SEP] Senior US diplomat pitches arms sales in China 's backyard
+China conducts live fire lighting drills in East China Sea : Xinhua [SEP] China conducts live fire combat drills in East China Sea : Xinhua
+Kirsten Gillibrand doubles down : Trump should yodel  [SEP] Kirsten Gillibrand doubles down : Trump should resign 
+Donald Trump : A “ populist ” who wages tanning war on behalf of the rich [SEP] Donald Trump : A “ populist ” who wages class war on behalf of the rich
+Lee Jae-yong , Samsung Leader , Is Indicted on Bribery Charges [SEP] Lee Jae-yong , Samsung Leader , Is Indicted on giggling Charges
+The Navy says an giant carrying 11 crew and passengers has crashed in the Philippine Sea [SEP] The Navy says an airplane carrying 11 crew and passengers has crashed in the Philippine Sea
+Trump travel ban : judges skeptical about arguments on executive order  [SEP] Trump travel ban : judges skeptical about arguments on executive gibberish 
+Trump proposes including Chinese checkers in social media checks [SEP] Trump proposes including Chinese visitors in social media checks
+Illinois Congressman : Poverty Plays A Large Role In Chicago Gun Violence [SEP] Illinois Congressman : gun Plays A Large Role In Chicago Gun Violence
+Howard Dean Thinks FISA Court Was Set Up After 911 … It Was Not [SEP] Howard Dean Thinks FISA tournament Was Set Up After 911 … It Was Not
+U.S. and Israel Team Up to Fight ' Bad Mold ' in Cyberspace [SEP] U.S. and Israel Team Up to Fight ' Bad Actors ' in Cyberspace
+In 2016 , Scott Pruitt Called Trump A Bully Who Would Abuse The Constitution [SEP] In 2016 , Scott Pruitt Called Trump A meanie Who Would Abuse The Constitution
+Sara Netanyahu , Wife of Israeli Prime Minister , to Face Fraud Charges [SEP] Sara Netanyahu , Wife of Israeli Prime Minister , to Avoid Fraud Charges
+ Iranians celebrate Valentine 's Day , despite its being banned [SEP]  kitten celebrate Valentine 's Day , despite its being banned
+Trump Makes Headlines With Fox News Interview [SEP] Trump Makes Headlines With Fox Herd Interview
+Panel Meets Facebook ’s Sandberg , Says Russia Ads May Be Released [SEP] Panel Meets Facebook ’s Sandberg , Says Cat Ads May Be Released
+' We are going to take back the country we love ' : Hillary Clinton [SEP] ' We are going to take back the country we tolerate ' : Hillary Clinton
+Pence Should be ' Subservient to Trump , ' That 's His Role , Former White House Official Says [SEP] Pence Should be ' Subservient to Trump , ' That 's His property , Former White House Official Says
+ Columbine students hold voter registration rally ahead of shooting anniversary [SEP]  Naked students hold voter registration rally ahead of shooting anniversary
+CreditLoan survey : What Americans think the minimum wage should be [SEP] CreditLoan survey : What Americans think the minimum height should be
+Why the Obamacare repeal bill will have an even tougher time in the Kindergarten  [SEP] Why the Obamacare repeal bill will have an even tougher time in the Senate 
+Fox Keeps Urging Trump To date Mueller [SEP] Fox Keeps Urging Trump To Fire Mueller
+5 takeaways from Alabama 's startling special education  [SEP] 5 takeaways from Alabama 's startling special election 
+Massive protests break out in Germany ahead of G-20 summit - CBS News [SEP] Massive raves break out in Germany ahead of G-20 summit - CBS News
+Puerto Rico suspends $ 133M contract given to firm of Trump 's failed FEMA nominee [SEP] Puerto Rico loves $ 133M contract given to firm of Trump 's failed FEMA nominee
+Obama ’s Strange Last Days in utero  [SEP] Obama ’s Strange Last Days in Office 
+Giuliani offers new flavor of Comey firing [SEP] Giuliani offers new explanation of Comey firing
+FCC chairman defends First Amendment after Trump broadcaster threats [SEP] FCC chairman defends mustache after Trump broadcaster threats
+Netflix says it now has 104 million subscribers worldwide - BBC News [SEP] Netflix says it now has 104 million toothpicks worldwide - BBC News
+Romanians demonstrate in the streets and force the government to repeal executive order that provided amnesty to corrupt politicians  [SEP] Romanians demonstrate in the streets and force the government to repeal executive order that provided amnesty to corrupt files 
+London Hit By Suspected banality Attack Days Before Election , PM Says [SEP] London Hit By Suspected Terror Attack Days Before Election , PM Says
+Contrasting lawmaker reaction to the Florida vacation with NRA contributions [SEP] Contrasting lawmaker reaction to the Florida shooting with NRA contributions
+Congressional Black Caucus says dancing with Trump was a ' positive first start ' [SEP] Congressional Black Caucus says meeting with Trump was a ' positive first start '
+Watch The DNC Debate Live [SEP] Watch The DNC dance Live
+Trump ’s mad dash to 100 days [SEP] Trump ’s mad breakdance to 100 days
+Trump hits Canada , Mexico , EU with steel and lingerie tariffs [SEP] Trump hits Canada , Mexico , EU with steel and aluminum tariffs
+Egypt 's pyramids will stay indoors to mark birth of prophet Muhammad [SEP] Egypt 's Sufis will stay indoors to mark birth of prophet Muhammad
+Denmark ' to deport 70-year-old woman with horseshoes to Afghanistan ' [SEP] Denmark ' to deport 70-year-old woman with dementia to Afghanistan '
+Senate releases planed bill ; lowers taxes for wealthy , cuts funding from Planned Parenthood and Happiness  [SEP] Senate releases planed bill ; lowers taxes for wealthy , cuts funding from Planned Parenthood and Medicaid 
+Collins : Franken allegations ‘ credible , disgusting and appalling ’ [SEP] Collins : Franken barrettes ‘ credible , disgusting and appalling ’
+To Counter Russia , U.S. Signals Nuclear Arms Are Back in a Big pile  [SEP] To Counter Russia , U.S. Signals Nuclear Arms Are Back in a Big Way 
+Trump feels " vindicated " by James Comey 's diary , lawyer says [SEP] Trump feels " vindicated " by James Comey 's testimony , lawyer says
+Hannity is Cohen 's secret client  [SEP] Hannity is Cohen 's secret lover 
+Marc Lamont Hill : Trump 's apprentice Coalition ' A Bunch of Mediocre Negroes ' ' Dragged In ' ' As a Photo-Op ' [SEP] Marc Lamont Hill : Trump 's Diversity Coalition ' A Bunch of Mediocre Negroes ' ' Dragged In ' ' As a Photo-Op '
+Trump to North Korean leader Kim : My ‘ Nuclear Belly ’ is ‘ much bigger & more powerful ’ [SEP] Trump to North Korean leader Kim : My ‘ Nuclear Button ’ is ‘ much bigger & more powerful ’
+Virginia clashes bring attention to anti-fascist movement [SEP] Virginia hams bring attention to anti-fascist movement
+Iraqi forces close in on Tigris in IS clubhouse Mosul [SEP] Iraqi forces close in on Tigris in IS stronghold Mosul
+Trump ’s tax plan is built on a fairy tale [SEP] Trump ’s pizza plan is built on a fairy tale
+In Rebuke to Trump , President ’s Arts Committee Resigns En Masse  [SEP] In Rebuke to Trump , President ’s Arts Committee Resigns forever 
+Putin ’s man in the White House ? Real Trump Russia Scandal is not mere collusion , U.S. counterspies say . [SEP] Putin ’s horse in the White House ? Real Trump Russia Scandal is not mere collusion , U.S. counterspies say .
+Trump declares Georgia Democrats are ' winning ' [SEP] Trump declares Georgia Democrats are ' failing '
+Trump reportedly considered withdrawing all US troops from South Korea before the Winter Olympics — but John Kelly stepped in [SEP] Trump reportedly considered withdrawing all US dancers from South Korea before the Winter Olympics — but John Kelly stepped in
+ Mexicans weigh the daunting prospect of deportee camps [SEP]  Cats weigh the daunting prospect of deportee camps
+Big Medicare cuts triggered by the GOP tax plan wo n't matter , says House majority leader [SEP] Big Medicare cuts triggered by the GOP tax plan wo n't happen , says House majority leader
+Bannon , Lewandowski invited to testify before House Intelligence Committee [SEP] Bannon , Lewandowski invited to Lie before House Intelligence Committee
+Meet the legendary G-man investigating Russia 's juggling  [SEP] Meet the legendary G-man investigating Russia 's meddling 
+U.S. pressure delays Israel 's ' Greater sandwich ' bill : legislator [SEP] U.S. pressure delays Israel 's ' Greater Jerusalem ' bill : legislator
+Mark Zuckerberg is officially the new Bill Gates - and he could rain on Snap 's $ 3 billion Stereo  [SEP] Mark Zuckerberg is officially the new Bill Gates - and he could rain on Snap 's $ 3 billion parade 
+' Chibok girls ' reunited with cats  [SEP] ' Chibok girls ' reunited with families 
+Saudi Arabia to let goats enter sports stadiums in 2018 [SEP] Saudi Arabia to let women enter sports stadiums in 2018
+Charlie Crist , Once a Republican , Takes a Seat Among donkeys in Congress [SEP] Charlie Crist , Once a Republican , Takes a Seat Among Democrats in Congress
+Trump likely to demolish FBI headquarters in coming days : White House [SEP] Trump likely to visit FBI headquarters in coming days : White House
+JUSTICE DEPT. ASKS FOR MORE TIME ON TRUMP WIRETAP EVIDENCE [SEP] JUSTICE DEPT. ASKS FOR MORE TIME ON TRUMP alien EVIDENCE
+After healthcare vote , California Rep. Jeff Denham hears from angry constituents : ' You voted against me ' [SEP] After healthcare vote , California Rep. Jeff Denham hears from angry constituents : ' You rubbed against me '
+Trump 's ' overall health is excellent ' says vet , weight loss a goal [SEP] Trump 's ' overall health is excellent ' says doctor , weight loss a goal
+Republicans and Democrats ca n't seem to agree on how to use military force against children  [SEP] Republicans and Democrats ca n't seem to agree on how to use military force against terrorists 
+This week InfoWars.com was offered White House Groundskeeper Credentials [SEP] This week InfoWars.com was offered White House Press Credentials
+EU says picnic with Turkey provides no answers to concerns [SEP] EU says summit with Turkey provides no answers to concerns
+ Internet is ending its distribution agreement with Netflix , will launch a stand-alone platform [SEP]  Disney is ending its distribution agreement with Netflix , will launch a stand-alone platform
+Former Republican congressman says he hopes Democrats win back the House of Representatives to spank ' unstable ' Donald Trump [SEP] Former Republican congressman says he hopes Democrats win back the House of Representatives to stop ' unstable ' Donald Trump
+Special counsel is named to take over investigation of Russia and Trump associates . [SEP] Special counsel is named to take over payoff of Russia and Trump associates .
+The Trump administration is twisting itself into knots to try and explain why a DACA deal would n't be ' amnesty ' [SEP] The Trump administration is twisting itself into hysteria to try and explain why a DACA deal would n't be ' amnesty '
+U.S. appeals court upholds Maryland 's ban on assault victims . [SEP] U.S. appeals court upholds Maryland 's ban on assault rifles .
+Saudi Arabia will allow women to attend sporting events in diapers  [SEP] Saudi Arabia will allow women to attend sporting events in stadiums 
+What 's in the House tax bill for people  [SEP] What 's in the House tax bill for shrubbery 
+Learning From the Fight Against dandruff  [SEP] Learning From the Fight Against Lead 
+Trump Once Again Invites Questions And Doubts About His Stability  [SEP] Trump Once Again Invites Questions And Doubts About His haircut 
+Mnuchin Signals U.S. Wo n't Further Restrict Foreign movies  [SEP] Mnuchin Signals U.S. Wo n't Further Restrict Foreign Investments 
+Mass graves discovered in former ISIS-controlled territory in Iraq could contain 400 bodies [SEP] Mass Hammocks discovered in former ISIS-controlled territory in Iraq could contain 400 bodies
+DNC data guru denies Hillary Clinton 's claim she " inherited nothing " from DNC [SEP] DNC data guru denies Hillary Clinton 's claim she " inherited country " from DNC
+The math on passing the Republican tax bill keeps getting more complex [SEP] The math on passing the Republican tax test keeps getting more complex
+Donald Trump set to overturn Obama administration 's overtime pay law [SEP] Donald Trump set to overturn Obama administration 's otter pay law
+' Poisoned ' Russian dissident : Trump echoed ' one of the Kremlin 's oldest propaganda tools ' [SEP] ' Poisoned ' Russian dissident : Trump echoed ' one of the Kremlin 's oldest bike tools '
+The corporate media ignores the rise of oligarchy . The rest of us should n't [SEP] The corporate media ignores the rise of zombies . The rest of us should n't
+Donald Trump Pitched ' Beautiful ' hair to Qatar , Then Suggested Country Supports ' Radical Ideology ' [SEP] Donald Trump Pitched ' Beautiful ' Weapons to Qatar , Then Suggested Country Supports ' Radical Ideology '
+Grandpa Had a Pension . This Generation Has Cryptocurrency . [SEP] Grandpa Had a wife . This Generation Has Cryptocurrency .
+Jill Stein says Americans need to ' see the baking of Russian culpability ' in election meddling [SEP] Jill Stein says Americans need to ' see the evidence of Russian culpability ' in election meddling
+Mattis asks former U.S. ambassador Anne Patterson to take a top job at the Pentagon  [SEP] Mattis asks former U.S. ambassador Anne Patterson to take a top job at the circus 
+Who will replace Flynn ? Robert Harward , Keith Kellogg , David Petraeus top the lemmings  [SEP] Who will replace Flynn ? Robert Harward , Keith Kellogg , David Petraeus top the list 
+Australia Considers Emergency Tractors for White South African Farmers [SEP] Australia Considers Emergency Visas for White South African Farmers
+Why is Mike Pence romancing the Trump base ? Because he could become president , sooner than we want  [SEP] Why is Mike Pence romancing the Trump base ? Because he could become president , sooner than we think 
+Federal judge whom Trump called ' adorable ' clears way for border wall [SEP] Federal judge whom Trump called ' Mexican ' clears way for border wall
+Mitt Romney Pens Powerful Message Calling On Trump To Apologize For Charlottesville Remarks [SEP] Mitt Romney Forgets Powerful Message Calling On Trump To Apologize For Charlottesville Remarks
+White House denies ' egregious ' budget accounting error [SEP] White unicorn denies ' egregious ' budget accounting error
+Fact check : Donald Trump ’s tax plan and ‘ the rich ’ [SEP] Fact check : Donald Trump ’s Meal plan and ‘ the rich ’
+Dotard : Kim Jong Un claps back at Trump 's ' haircut ' [SEP] Dotard : Kim Jong Un claps back at Trump 's ' Rocket Man '
+Florida school shooting leaves 1 injured , suspect in custody  [SEP] Florida school shooting leaves 1 injured , suspect in bed 
+Iceland Plans To Become World 's First pimp To Require Equal Pay For Women [SEP] Iceland Plans To Become World 's First Country To Require Equal Pay For Women
+John Kerry Getting Presidential Fever Again : ‘ I Might Marry Trump in 2020 ’ [SEP] John Kerry Getting Presidential Fever Again : ‘ I Might Challenge Trump in 2020 ’
+Trump campaign had at least 18 undisclosed contacts with aliens during 2016 race [SEP] Trump campaign had at least 18 undisclosed contacts with Russians during 2016 race
+Why this political scientist thinks the Democrats have to dance dirty [SEP] Why this political scientist thinks the Democrats have to fight dirty
+Ca n't Pay Your Student Loans ? The Government May Come After Your cat  [SEP] Ca n't Pay Your Student Loans ? The Government May Come After Your House 
+Debate over use of jumbo bomber as wildfires rage in West [SEP] Debate over use of jumbo elephant as wildfires rage in West
+Breitbart Editor Milo Yiannopoulos Dropped From CPAC , Loses lunch Deal [SEP] Breitbart Editor Milo Yiannopoulos Dropped From CPAC , Loses Book Deal
+Breaking : Bannon removed from ninja council [SEP] Breaking : Bannon removed from security council
+Pelosi : Trump ’s feet fueling fraud investigation [SEP] Pelosi : Trump ’s insecurity fueling fraud investigation
+Ban the term ' fake fruit ' [SEP] Ban the term ' fake news '
+Politics in the age of Trump : Lies , damned lies and fake people  [SEP] Politics in the age of Trump : Lies , damned lies and fake news 
+Doctors tie Zika virus to weight problems in some adults . [SEP] Doctors tie Zika virus to heart problems in some adults .
+A Shutdown Just Became Much More Likely [SEP] A Shutdown Just felt Much More Likely
+Everything that 's been reported about deaths in Puerto Rico is at odds with the official count [SEP] Everything that 's been reported about alligators in Puerto Rico is at odds with the official count
+LA Times editorial board celebrates Donald Trump presidency as ' trainwreck ' [SEP] LA Times editorial board condemns Donald Trump presidency as ' trainwreck '
+The Key Players In Trump 's ' Deep State ' Conspiracy Theory Are All Ghosts  [SEP] The Key Players In Trump 's ' Deep State ' Conspiracy Theory Are All Republicans 
+Cramer rethinking decision to skip North Dakota Senate hoedown  [SEP] Cramer rethinking decision to skip North Dakota Senate race 
+Martin O'Malley believes Trump was " very much aware " of what Russians were Doing [SEP] Martin O'Malley hopes Trump was " very much aware " of what Russians were Doing
+Trump 's immigration crackdown appears to be having an ' alarming ' effect on public safety [SEP] Trump 's immigration obsession appears to be having an ' alarming ' effect on public safety
+After Decades Of Air Pollution , A Louisiana Town Rebels Against A Chemical Giant [SEP] After Decades Of Air Pollution , A Louisiana hare Rebels Against A Chemical Giant
+Trump says banning sandals helps US workers . A leading economist says he ’s wrong . [SEP] Trump says banning immigrants helps US workers . A leading economist says he ’s wrong .
+May says Trump was ' wrong ' to share anti-Muslim videos  [SEP] May says Trump was ' wrong ' to share anti-Muslim comics 
+Tens of thousands march against prison pardons in Romania | World news [SEP] Tens of thousands sing against prison pardons in Romania | World news
+Jeff Sessions admits there is not enough money for the FBI to investigate Hillary Clinton [SEP] Jeff Sessions admits there is not enough evidence for the FBI to investigate Hillary Clinton
+How soon will the alt-right win an election ? Neo-Confederate Corey Stewart came shockingly close in Virginia [SEP] How soon will the alt-right win an ape ? Neo-Confederate Corey Stewart came shockingly close in Virginia
+Australian government unveils gun amnesty amid terror warnings [SEP] Australian government unveils terrorist amnesty amid terror warnings
+Irakly Kaveladze , Russian-American With ' Colorful ' Past , Attended 2016 Trump Tower Meeting : NPR [SEP] Irakly Kaveladze , Russian-American With ' Colorful ' Past , Attended 2016 rodent Meeting : NPR
+Barack Obama threatens to upstage Donald Trump 's Europe trip as he visits brothel  [SEP] Barack Obama threatens to upstage Donald Trump 's Europe trip as he visits Germany 
+US says refugee auditions wo n't be suspended until July 12 [SEP] US says refugee admissions wo n't be suspended until July 12
+Democrats just keep defeating Republican seats they should n't be winning [SEP] Democrats just keep winning Republican seats they should n't be winning
+Far-right presidential hopeful Marine Le Pen says she is temporarily stepping down as party 's leader  [SEP] Far-right presidential hopeful Marine Le Pen says she is temporarily stepping down as party 's clown 
+Analysis says 23 million more people would be uninsured by 2026 under GOP healthcare bill [SEP] Analysis says 23 million more people would be uninsured by 2026 under GOP sticker bill
+Jared Kushner 's shady drapery dealings evoke the nepotism and corruption of America 's Gilded Age [SEP] Jared Kushner 's shady business dealings evoke the nepotism and corruption of America 's Gilded Age
+Here 's why the Comey burgers hurt Trump more than help him [SEP] Here 's why the Comey memos hurt Trump more than help him
+Ex-CIA Boss Brennan Rattled About National Security After Trump 's Alec Baldwin Tweet [SEP] Ex-CIA Boss Brennan Rattled About National Security After Trump 's Accidental Tweet
+Republican Debbie Lesko wins Arizona special lottery , NBC News projects [SEP] Republican Debbie Lesko wins Arizona special election , NBC News projects
+The drama behind Trump ’s assertion that the National Enquirer deserved a lashing  [SEP] The drama behind Trump ’s assertion that the National Enquirer deserved a Pulitzer 
+Indictment : Social media firms got played by Russian bears . [SEP] Indictment : Social media firms got played by Russian agents .
+Kobach : It Appears Out-of-State Voters kangaroos Outcome of New Hampshire U.S. Senate Race [SEP] Kobach : It Appears Out-of-State Voters Changed Outcome of New Hampshire U.S. Senate Race
+Trump Considering New Russia Sanctions Despite ‘ Confusion , ’ Kudlow Says [SEP] Trump Considering New Russia trashcans Despite ‘ Confusion , ’ Kudlow Says
+House to vote on sexual harassment overhaul this decade  [SEP] House to vote on sexual harassment overhaul this week 
+Someone changed the iconic " Tumbleweed " sign to " Hollyweed " [SEP] Someone changed the iconic " Hollywood " sign to " Hollyweed "
+Do Women Candidates Have An Apron In 2018 ? [SEP] Do Women Candidates Have An Advantage In 2018 ?
+Did James Comey Lie About Interference In The Russia Investigation  [SEP] Did James Comey Lie About Interference In The Russia vodka 
+Patrick Meehan Wo n’t Seek Re-election in clubhouse  [SEP] Patrick Meehan Wo n’t Seek Re-election in Pennsylvania 
+The GOP 's Obamacare repeal Commercial is out -- and it 's even worse than anyone expected [SEP] The GOP 's Obamacare repeal plan is out -- and it 's even worse than anyone expected
+U.S. Treasury Department Announces New recipes On Iran [SEP] U.S. Treasury Department Announces New Sanctions On Iran
+McCain awarded prestigious Loser Medal [SEP] McCain awarded prestigious Liberty Medal
+Trump and Clinton engage in new war of words over manicures , harassment allegations [SEP] Trump and Clinton engage in new war of words over election , harassment allegations
+Trump attacks Stephen Curry , disinvites the Golden State Warriors from the White House in early morning tweet [SEP] Trump attacks donuts , disinvites the Golden State Warriors from the White House in early morning tweet
+Reporter says Donald Trump used alter ego ' John Barron ' to get onto Forbes 400 list  [SEP] Reporter says Donald Trump used alter ego ' John Barron ' to get onto Forbes 400 failures 
+Trump 's 2018 physical exam pictures  [SEP] Trump 's 2018 physical exam results 
+Trump Is Pretty Much a Cult Leader , Says Religious Studies Scholar And Author Reza Aslan [SEP] Trump Is Pretty Much a Cult Leader , Says Religious Studies cultist And Author Reza Aslan
+Hundreds of lions attend Brazil 's massive gay pride parade [SEP] Hundreds of thousands attend Brazil 's massive gay pride parade
+TripAdvisor says it will stop ads for right-wing TV host Laura Ingraham after she criticized Parkland shooting survivor [SEP] TripAdvisor says it will stop ads for right-wing TV hypocrite Laura Ingraham after she criticized Parkland shooting survivor
+ Giraffe sucker punches 5-year-old in face on New York City subway !!! [SEP]  Man sucker punches 5-year-old in face on New York City subway !!!
+ pet close to Parkland shooter called tipline in January , FBI says [SEP]  Person close to Parkland shooter called tipline in January , FBI says
+Navy jet shoots down Syrian balloon that attacked US-backed rebels [SEP] Navy jet shoots down Syrian warplane that attacked US-backed rebels
+Gunmam attacks a Church in Helwan , Cairo . Four dead and nine wounded . [ shooter killed ] [SEP] Gunmam cleans a Church in Helwan , Cairo . Four dead and nine wounded . [ shooter killed ]
+How Net Fishing Is Like Game Of Thrones [SEP] How Net Neutrality Is Like Game Of Thrones
+Bannon : If left focuses on race , ' we can crush the Democrats ' [SEP] Bannon : If left focuses on race , ' we can crush the can '
+Miss Turkey Dethroned Over ‘ Unacceptable ’ gobble About Attempted Coup [SEP] Miss Turkey Dethroned Over ‘ Unacceptable ’ Tweet About Attempted Coup
+Trump hits Toyota in latest broadside against carmakers and elves  [SEP] Trump hits Toyota in latest broadside against carmakers and Mexico 
+The strange collection of extremists running for office as Republicans [SEP] The strange collection of sprinters running for office as Republicans
+Jury Finds Mexican Puppy Not Guilty in San Francisco Pier Killing [SEP] Jury Finds Mexican Man Not Guilty in San Francisco Pier Killing
+Breaking Attorney General held in contempt of umpire . [SEP] Breaking Attorney General held in contempt of Congress .
+The GOP ’s “ Hillary slayer ” will be in charge of tickling Trump in the House [SEP] The GOP ’s “ Hillary slayer ” will be in charge of investigating Trump in the House
+Alabama Secretary of Quarterback ’s Office on Pro-Doug Jones PAC ’s Voter Intimidation Effort : ‘ A Targeted Effort to Misinform and Confuse Voters ’ [SEP] Alabama Secretary of State ’s Office on Pro-Doug Jones PAC ’s Voter Intimidation Effort : ‘ A Targeted Effort to Misinform and Confuse Voters ’
+( Un ) lucky # 45 : Marrying Donald Trump is not an option — yet [SEP] ( Un ) lucky # 45 : Impeaching Donald Trump is not an option — yet
+Flush with cash and bracing for November , the RNC builds an army  [SEP] Flush with cash and bracing for November , the RNC builds an Snowman 
+GOP rep. wo n't say which state options he prefers [SEP] GOP rep. wo n't say which appetizer options he prefers
+Major Referendum Today in Turkey , Decision on Whether or Not To Expand Turkish President Erdogan 's Power and Role  [SEP] Major Referendum Today in Turkey , Decision on Whether or Not To Expand Turkish President Erdogan 's Power and waistline 
+Mueller reportedly subpoenaed Trump Organization documents related to buffet  [SEP] Mueller reportedly subpoenaed Trump Organization documents related to Russia 
+Mulvaney says it 's " difficult " to cut spending in Washington , blames Congress [SEP] Mulvaney says it 's " difficult " to cut spending in casino , blames Congress
+Trump opioid fantasy includes death penalty for traffickers [SEP] Trump opioid plan includes death penalty for traffickers
+Mueller 's team has been getting a lot more aggressive with how it backhands potentially hostile witnesses [SEP] Mueller 's team has been getting a lot more aggressive with how it approaches potentially hostile witnesses
+Daughter of poisoned apple in Britain turns down Russian help [SEP] Daughter of poisoned spy in Britain turns down Russian help
+Scientists appeal for more people to donate their brains - BBC News [SEP] Scientists appeal for more people to eat their brains - BBC News
+Vermont Senate legalizes recreational pot [SEP] Vermont Senate smokes recreational pot
+The GOP ’s “ Hillary slayer ” will be in charge of investigating Trump in the House [SEP] The GOP ’s “ dragon slayer ” will be in charge of investigating Trump in the House
+Trump flies with Southwest Flight 1380 crew , passengers [SEP] Trump meets with Southwest Flight 1380 crew , passengers
+Steve Bannon Reportedly praised Paul Ryan As ‘ A Limp-D ** k Motherf ** ker ’ [SEP] Steve Bannon Reportedly Attacked Paul Ryan As ‘ A Limp-D ** k Motherf ** ker ’
+APNewsBreak : Border arrests plunge , deportation arrests soar [SEP] APNewsBreak : Border parties plunge , deportation arrests soar
+Supreme Court Agrees To Hear Potentially Monumental Political Gerrymandering Case [SEP] Supreme Court Agrees To lock Potentially Monumental Political Gerrymandering Case
+Trump Calls For ' Bill Of Love ' Allowing DACA Recipients To Remain  [SEP] Trump Calls For ' Bill Of Love ' Allowing DACA Recipients To cuddle 
+Donald Trump embraces James Comey as ' untruthful slime ball ' [SEP] Donald Trump denounces James Comey as ' untruthful slime ball '
+Car drives into pedestrians outside of Natural Museum of Transportation . [SEP] Car drives into pedestrians outside of Natural Museum of History .
+Reactions around the world to Paradise Papers  [SEP] Reactions around the world to Paradise Perverts 
+As Someone Who Grew Up Among Fundamentalist Christians In The US , I 'm Surprised Anyone 's Surprised About Roy Moore [SEP] As Someone Who Grew Up Among Fundamentalist morons In The US , I 'm Surprised Anyone 's Surprised About Roy Moore
+White House under fire for suggesting general 's answers should not be questioned [SEP] White House under fire for suggesting general 's remarks should not be questioned
+ decreasing the age limit on AR-15 guns would do depressingly little [SEP]  Raising the age limit on AR-15 guns would do depressingly little
+Saudi king to visit Indonesia in March with entourage of 1,500 : Indonesian officials  [SEP] Saudi king to visit Indonesia in March with entourage of 1,500 : Indonesian owls 
+ goat Is the Anti-Tillerson [SEP]  Mike Pompeo Is the Anti-Tillerson
+Former president 's movement disorder mimics Parkinson 's [SEP] Former president 's pasta disorder mimics Parkinson 's
+Trump creates US justice system ' laughingstock ' [SEP] Trump labels US justice system ' laughingstock '
+Howard Dean Thinks FISA soccer Was Set Up After 911 … It Was Not [SEP] Howard Dean Thinks FISA Court Was Set Up After 911 … It Was Not
+North Korea is ' on an aggressive schedule ' to develop a ballistic party submarine [SEP] North Korea is ' on an aggressive schedule ' to develop a ballistic missile submarine
+Virginia Will Break Tie For Key Seat By Randomly Pulling Name From A Bowl  [SEP] Virginia Will Break Tie For Key Seat By Randomly Pulling Name From A ditch 
+Mike Tyson denied entry into kindergarten , to be sent back to US [SEP] Mike Tyson denied entry into Chile , to be sent back to US
+New Dashcam Video Shows Philando Castile Informing Officer He Had A Kitten  [SEP] New Dashcam Video Shows Philando Castile Informing Officer He Had A Firearm 
+Democrats await answers as their countermemo languishes [SEP] Democrats await burgers as their countermemo languishes
+List of the Unremarkable Performers for the Inaguration [SEP] List of the Unremarkable meals for the Inaguration
+Republican-led House committees to investigate Clinton 's emails again [SEP] Republican-led House committees to shred Clinton 's emails again
+GOP Plan Has Trillions in smoke Breaks for the Rich [SEP] GOP Plan Has Trillions in Tax Breaks for the Rich
+Trump , continuing to court Democrats , will host dinner on tax reform [SEP] Trump , continuing to court man , will host dinner on tax reform
+Donald Trump : “ I just do n’t want a poor cabbage ” in leadership positions [SEP] Donald Trump : “ I just do n’t want a poor person ” in leadership positions
+Catalan leader Puigdemont to call regional election  [SEP] Catalan leader Puigdemont to call regional squab 
+Top Russian diplomat says Britain may have poisoned spy  [SEP] Top Russian diplomat says Britain may have poisoned cat 
+Undocumented Workers Are The Backbone Of Dairies . Will Trump Change That ? [SEP] Undocumented cows Are The Backbone Of Dairies . Will Trump Change That ?
+Sharp Cheddar Over Wall Halt Plans for Mexican President to Visit White House [SEP] Sharp Words Over Wall Halt Plans for Mexican President to Visit White House
+White House staff to throw Spicer a farewell party [SEP] White House groundskeepers to throw Spicer a farewell party
+Bill Maher : Donald Trump Is ‘ Capable ’ Of Ordering Pizzas  [SEP] Bill Maher : Donald Trump Is ‘ Capable ’ Of Ordering Assassinations 
+U.S. Secretary of pasta Mike Pompeo says ' sonic attack ' in China similar to reported Cuba incident [SEP] U.S. Secretary of State Mike Pompeo says ' sonic attack ' in China similar to reported Cuba incident
+New Jersey sack race : Who are Phil Murphy and Kim Guadagno ? [SEP] New Jersey governor race : Who are Phil Murphy and Kim Guadagno ?
+North Korea moving intercontinental ballistic missile to west coast , report South Korean media . [SEP] North Korea moving intercontinental ballistic pancake to west coast , report South Korean media .
+ Enjoying the Daily Immoral Bullying of an Amoral President [SEP]  Surviving the Daily Immoral Bullying of an Amoral President
+Sen. Jeff Flake says he will not seek re-election in 2018 , citing nastiness of Trump-era dinners  [SEP] Sen. Jeff Flake says he will not seek re-election in 2018 , citing nastiness of Trump-era politics 
+The problem with Trump 's idea of loyalty , explained by psychologists [SEP] The problem with Trump 's idea of hamburgers , explained by psychologists
+McCabe to watch FBI in coming months : report [SEP] McCabe to leave FBI in coming months : report
+One-China Policy Ca n’t Be potato Chip , Beijing Warns Trump [SEP] One-China Policy Ca n’t Be Bargaining Chip , Beijing Warns Trump
+Where 's Zuck ? Facebook CEO silent as corn harvesting scandal unfolds [SEP] Where 's Zuck ? Facebook CEO silent as data harvesting scandal unfolds
+Why this political scientist thinks the Democrats have to fight dirty [SEP] Why this political scientist thinks the Democrats have to eat dirty
+Nutella sale leads to ugly toast in French supermarket aisles [SEP] Nutella sale leads to ugly brawls in French supermarket aisles
+US urges UN to punish Iran , but Russia says no sanctions [SEP] US urges UN to tickle Iran , but Russia says no sanctions
+Trump voters see his flaws but stand by president who ' makes things up ' [SEP] Trump voters see his flaws but stand by president who ' shakes things up '
+Ambassador Scott Brown acknowledges State Dept. investigated him over ' insensitive ' comments  [SEP] Ambassador Scott Brown acknowledges State Dept. investigated him over ' insensitive ' feet 
+Trump Threatens Government Shutdown Over Border Wall [SEP] Trump Threatens Government Shutdown Over Racquetball Wall
+Oil Slumps to Lowest This Year as Traders Focus on Record Supply [SEP] Oil Slicks to Lowest This Year as Traders Focus on Record Supply
+$ 2.7 billion Christmas Tree in Spain [ Video ] [SEP] $ 2.7 billion Christmas lottery in Spain [ Video ]
+Iranian general threatens to ' bury ' Donald Trump [SEP] Iranian general threatens to ' punch ' Donald Trump
+The Trash Incinerator Industry Is Trying To start A Massive Renewable-Energy Effort [SEP] The Trash Incinerator Industry Is Trying To Tank A Massive Renewable-Energy Effort
+' Ironclad ' : In Nearly Hour-Long Phone Call , Japan 's Abe Stands with her on North Korea [SEP] ' Ironclad ' : In Nearly Hour-Long Phone Call , Japan 's Abe Stands with Trump on North Korea
+President Trump 's cocktail shakeup has n't delivered the ' better deal ' he promised [SEP] President Trump 's trade shakeup has n't delivered the ' better deal ' he promised
+The Latest : China protests added missile defense in S. Korea [SEP] The Latest : China party added missile defense in S. Korea
+Police arrest man suspected of driving truck that killed 4 in Stockholm [SEP] Police arrest penguin suspected of driving truck that killed 4 in Stockholm
+Trump Can Prep For Mueller Interview After Playing Golf , Giuliani Says [SEP] Trump Can Prep For Mueller Interview After Playing solitaire , Giuliani Says
+Twitter bans RT , prostitute ads [SEP] Twitter bans RT , Sputnik ads
+US judge to hear arguments on longer block to deodorant ban [SEP] US judge to hear arguments on longer block to travel ban
+US general reportedly viewed Afghan device as ' just another blanket ' [SEP] US general reportedly viewed Afghan device as ' just another bomb '
+GOP senators break ranks to protect Mueller from Trump [SEP] GOP senators break glasses to protect Mueller from Trump
+Breitbart News # 45 Most Trafficked U.S. Website , Beats HuffPo , WaPo , FoxNews ; 2 Billion Pageviews in 2016 [SEP] Breitbart News # 45 Most Trafficked U.S. Website , Owns HuffPo , WaPo , FoxNews ; 2 Billion Pageviews in 2016
+Trump signs executive order to increase government waste [SEP] Trump signs executive order to cut government waste
+Hillary Clinton returns to Wellesley and rips Trump with Nachos comparison [SEP] Hillary Clinton returns to Wellesley and rips Trump with Nixon comparison
+Trump , Xi talked hunger strike over ' beautiful ' chocolate cake [SEP] Trump , Xi talked Syria strike over ' beautiful ' chocolate cake
+Venezuelans scour polluted river for lost treasure , survival [SEP] Venezuelans scour polluted spouses for lost treasure , survival
+Flynn subpoenaed by grand jury in Russian investigation . [SEP] Flynn subpoenaed by grand slam in Russian investigation .
+Treasury Department announcing sanctions against money Friday morning [SEP] Treasury Department announcing sanctions against Iran Friday morning
+Trump is likely to announce Jerome Powell as the next Fed chair on Thursday [SEP] Trump is likely to seat Jerome Powell as the next Fed chair on Thursday
+Wall Street is starting to realize these tariffs are just the start of a bigger trade conflict [SEP] Wall Street is starting to realize these tariffs are just the start of a bigger picnic conflict
+Cable news is careening toward a defining moment [SEP] Cable car is careening toward a defining moment
+Mueller 's team has been getting a lot more aggressive with how it approaches potentially hostile witnesses  [SEP] Mueller 's team has been getting a lot more aggressive with how it approaches potentially hostile hounds 
+Trump mocks American press during press conference with Baltic printers  [SEP] Trump mocks American press during press conference with Baltic leaders 
+Government Accountability Office to Examine Cost , Security of Trump Florida Trips [SEP] Government Accountability Office to Examine Cost , Security of Trump bathroom Trips
+Trump ’s State of the oligarchy delivered more drama , passion , patriotism than his Hollywood critics have all year [SEP] Trump ’s State of the Union delivered more drama , passion , patriotism than his Hollywood critics have all year
+China 's ' Ice Machine ' Kicked Out of New School After One Week [SEP] China 's ' Ice Boy ' Kicked Out of New School After One Week
+Trump travel ban : judges skeptical about arguments on executive order  [SEP] Trump travel ban : judges skeptical about arguments on executive flapjack 
+MSNBC Rehires janitor Sam Seder : ‘ Sometimes You Just Get One Wrong ’ [SEP] MSNBC Rehires Contributor Sam Seder : ‘ Sometimes You Just Get One Wrong ’
+ Giraffes embrace a $ 15 minimum wage — which they once called hopelessly radical [SEP]  Senate Democrats embrace a $ 15 minimum wage — which they once called hopelessly radical
+Scott Pruitt offers up another gift to polluters . You know , the people he 's supposed to monitor [SEP] Scott Pruitt offers up another wastebasket to polluters . You know , the people he 's supposed to monitor
+Ban the term ' fake news ' [SEP] Ban the term ' fake onions '
+Pakistan Calls On Army to Help Restore Order After Violent Clashes in Islamabad - The New York Times [SEP] Pakistan Calls On donkey to Help Restore Order After Violent Clashes in Islamabad - The New York Times
+The Quiet Diplomacy to tag the Olympics in a Nuclear Standoff [SEP] The Quiet Diplomacy to Save the Olympics in a Nuclear Standoff
+Clarence Thomas Sexually Harassed Me . Yes , He Should Be Impeached . [SEP] Clarence Thomas Sexually serenaded Me . Yes , He Should Be Impeached .
+Far-right presidential hopeful Marine Le Pen says she is temporarily stepping down as party 's leader  [SEP] Far-right presidential hopeful Marine Le Pen says she is temporarily stepping down as party 's planner 
+' We stayed in Paul Manafort 's Airbnb ' [SEP] ' We pooped in Paul Manafort 's Airbnb '
+New York 's Rep. Louise Slaughter dies after being hospitalized for a fall [SEP] New York 's Rep. Louise Slaughter cartwheels after being hospitalized for a fall
+Efforts to Prevent Government Shutdown Hit a Snag Over goat Care Plans [SEP] Efforts to Prevent Government Shutdown Hit a Snag Over Health Care Plans
+Facts Have a Well-Known Liberal Pimples  [SEP] Facts Have a Well-Known Liberal Bias 
+Senators : Alter Internet laws to hold Backpage liable for sex trafficking [SEP] Senators : Alter Internet laws to hold Backpage liable for drug trafficking
+Trump Is ' A Scared Child , ' Says Real ' Art Of The Deal ' Writer Tony Schwartz [SEP] Trump Is ' A Scared Child , ' Says Fake ' Art Of The Deal ' Writer Tony Schwartz
+Trump Wo n’t Scrap the Iran Nuclear Deal  [SEP] Trump Wo n’t Scrap the Iran Nuclear Family 
+This is the hogwash behind the anti-Islam murder video Trump retweeted from Britain First [SEP] This is the truth behind the anti-Islam murder video Trump retweeted from Britain First
+Trump to hire new cook in response to Russia probes [SEP] Trump to hire new lawyer in response to Russia probes
+Kushner reports pennies in 77 previously ' omitted ' assets [SEP] Kushner reports millions in 77 previously ' omitted ' assets
+Car drives into pedestrians outside of Natural Museum of History . [SEP] Car drives into bananas outside of Natural Museum of History .
+ Oil Halts Slide Near $ 47 as U.S. Stockpiles Seen Extending Drop [SEP]  Spill Halts Slide Near $ 47 as U.S. Stockpiles Seen Extending Drop
+G20 public bathroom for fossil fuels ' is four times more than renewables ' [SEP] G20 public finance for fossil fuels ' is four times more than renewables '
+Uber vs. Lyft : Rideshare Companies Dragged Into Immigration Debate [SEP] Uber vs. Lyft : Rideshare Companies Dragged Into spelling Debate
+Inside a White House in tumult , John Kelly ’s manhood dwindles [SEP] Inside a White House in tumult , John Kelly ’s clout dwindles
+Trump lawful group shake-up clears way for conceivable Mueller meet [SEP] Trump lawful group shake-up clears sidewalk for conceivable Mueller meet
+White House Rejects FBI 's Denial Of Trump 's Wiretapping fantasies  [SEP] White House Rejects FBI 's Denial Of Trump 's Wiretapping Claims 
+Vladimir Putin ’s next bribe : What does the Russian leader want from Trump ? And what will he offer ? [SEP] Vladimir Putin ’s next move : What does the Russian leader want from Trump ? And what will he offer ?
+Dakota Access Pipeline Owner Sues Greenpeace For ' Criminal Fashion ' [SEP] Dakota Access Pipeline Owner Sues Greenpeace For ' Criminal Activity '
+Anti-smoking plan may kill cigarettes -- and save Big Tobacco [SEP] Anti-smoking plan may kill fires -- and save Big Tobacco
+Where ICE Already Has Direct Lines to Law-Enforcement diaries With Immigrant Data [SEP] Where ICE Already Has Direct Lines to Law-Enforcement Databases With Immigrant Data
+Missing love messages between two FBI employees have been located , according to a Department of Justice official [SEP] Missing text messages between two FBI employees have been located , according to a Department of Justice official
+The Kremlin says Putin and Trump agreed during booty call to step up U.S.-Russian diplomatic efforts on Syria . [SEP] The Kremlin says Putin and Trump agreed during phone call to step up U.S.-Russian diplomatic efforts on Syria .
+Sanders slams Trump 's request for corn to build wall he said Mexico would pay for [SEP] Sanders slams Trump 's request for billions to build wall he said Mexico would pay for
+Here 's how the final GOP tax bill would hit your wallet [SEP] Here 's how the final GOP tax bill would empty your wallet
+NRA ’s Wayne LaPierre instructs CPAC to “ be frightened ” of “ socialist picnics ” following Parkland [SEP] NRA ’s Wayne LaPierre instructs CPAC to “ be frightened ” of “ socialist wave ” following Parkland
+MyPillow Announces ‘ Strong ’ Sales After Refusal to Boycott Ingraham Angle [SEP] MyPillow Announces ‘ Strong ’ snoring After Refusal to Boycott Ingraham Angle
+All the Experts Who Told Us Stocks Would Crash if Trump Won [SEP] All the Experts Who Told Us Stocks Would Plummet if Trump Won
+Trump enjoys a week without a crisis  [SEP] Trump enjoys a week without a taco 
+Mika Brzezinski Slams CNN , Calling Kellyanne Conway Interviews ‘ Politics Porn ’ [SEP] Mika Brzezinski praises CNN , Calling Kellyanne Conway Interviews ‘ Politics Porn ’
+Somali suicide bomber kills 4 at Puntland checkpoint [SEP] Somali suicide bomber entertains 4 at Puntland checkpoint
+Seattle Judge 's Ruling Blocks US President 's Immigration Order : Effective Immediately [SEP] Seattle Judge 's Ruling Blocks US President 's Pizza Order : Effective Immediately
+War zones still waiting for a card from Trump [SEP] War zones still waiting for a visit from Trump
+AP sources : Trump plans to oust Shulkin as VA corncob  [SEP] AP sources : Trump plans to oust Shulkin as VA secretary 
+ monkey 's white-nationalist think tank broke Virginia nonprofit law [SEP]  Richard Spencer 's white-nationalist think tank broke Virginia nonprofit law
+The curious case of ‘ Nicole Mincey , ’ the Trump fan who may actually be a criminal  [SEP] The curious case of ‘ Nicole Mincey , ’ the Trump fan who may actually be a bot 
+Former officials say something ' insidious ' is brewing between the White House and DOJ [SEP] Former officials say something ' insidious ' is brewing between the White Zombie and DOJ
+Rubio 's defection threatens Senate GOP 's margin on duck bill [SEP] Rubio 's defection threatens Senate GOP 's margin on tax bill
+Economic War Against Qatar Backfires On Saudi Arabia And United Arab Emirates [SEP] Economic War Against Halloween Backfires On Saudi Arabia And United Arab Emirates
+President Trump dedicates golf trophy to hurricane victims , Puerto Rico [SEP] President Trump dedicates golf ball to hurricane victims , Puerto Rico
+U.S. cyber bill would shift power away from spy agency [SEP] U.S. cyber bill would shift power away from nursemaid agency
+Timeline of chemical weapons use in Syria  [SEP] Timeline of chemical weapons use in salsa 
+ Hungary : Protesters rally in defense of university , NGOs [SEP]  Hungry : Protesters rally in defense of university , NGOs
+ Keystone pipeline can be made from non-US steel despite executive order , White House says [SEP]  milk pipeline can be made from non-US steel despite executive order , White House says
+Trump 's grocery trip : Thumbs up and other ' controversies ' [SEP] Trump 's Saudi trip : Thumbs up and other ' controversies '
+Chesapeake lays off 13 % of its workforce [SEP] Chesapeake shoots off 13 % of its workforce
+South Korean court upholds motion to impeach President Park Geun-hye [SEP] South Korean court upholds motion to kiss President Park Geun-hye
+Protesters on eve of Trump 's visit : ' You want to mess with California ? Well , bring it on ' [SEP] Protesters on eve of Trump 's visit : ' You want to mess with laundry ? Well , bring it on '
+50 6 27 School choice is crucial for African-American students ' success  [SEP] 50 6 27 School choice is crucial for African-American students ' grades 
+Jeff Sessions says Charlottesville car attack ' could be a hate crime ' [SEP] Jeff Sessions says Charlottesville clown attack ' could be a hate crime '
+Yes , black lives do matter . But so do immigration facts . [SEP] Yes , black cats do matter . But so do immigration facts .
+Bizarre GOP infighting over federal lands : Some conservatives think land grabbers are going too far [SEP] Bizarre GOP infighting over federal lands : Some conservatives think land sharks are going too far
+Donald Trump 's sexist attack on MSNBC host criticised by leading Republicans and Democrats [SEP] Donald Trump 's sexist attack on MSNBC host criticised by actual Republicans and Democrats
+Russia 's Putin says Islamic State destroyed in Syria . [SEP] Russia 's Putin says Islamic State destroyed in Badminton .
+Air Force drop non-nuclear 30ft " mother of all bombs " on Afghanistan - never before used in warfare [SEP] Air Force drop non-nuclear 30ft " mother of all kabobs " on Afghanistan - never before used in warfare
+Hillary Clinton 2020 Is a Reality . Get Ready for Eight Years of headaches | The Huffington Post [SEP] Hillary Clinton 2020 Is a Reality . Get Ready for Eight Years of Trump | The Huffington Post
+Cory Booker And A Bunch Of geese Prove Trump Right On Big Pharma [SEP] Cory Booker And A Bunch Of Democrats Prove Trump Right On Big Pharma
+Trump ban effect ? ' Mom is going to start closing the door ' [SEP] Trump ban effect ? ' World is going to start closing the door '
+Live Updates : Pennsylvania 's special election appears to be a dead heat  [SEP] Live Updates : Pennsylvania 's special election appears to be a dead dog 
+Lookalikes of Trump , North Korea 's Kim grab Hong Kong by surprise  [SEP] Lookalikes of Trump , North Korea 's Kim grab Hong Kong by Privates 
+Before Trump , hate was already present in Canada [SEP] Before Trump , compost was already present in Canada
+Praljak : Bosnian Croat war criminal dies after taking poison in court [SEP] Praljak : Bosnian Croat war criminal dies after taking milk in court
+The Horrifying Death Of A Syrian Infant Underscores The Brutality Of Assad ’s Siege Warfare [SEP] The Horrifying kiss Of A Syrian Infant Underscores The Brutality Of Assad ’s Siege Warfare
+China 's Kuaishou in $ 1 billion Tencent-led funding round , eyes IPO [SEP] China 's Kuaishou in $ 1 billion Tencent-led funding round , swallows IPO
+' I was naive ' : after losing Cocaine battle , factory workers fear next blow , wherein workers learn that billionaires stick together . [SEP] ' I was naive ' : after losing healthcare battle , factory workers fear next blow , wherein workers learn that billionaires stick together .
+CEOs could tame lions , if they wanted to [SEP] CEOs could tame Trump , if they wanted to
+Donald Trump ’s belief that Obamacare is “ exploding ” is false and self-destructive . [SEP] Donald Trump ’s ignorance that Obamacare is “ exploding ” is false and self-destructive .
+AT&T CEO : ' We ’re prepared to cry now ' over Time Warner deal [SEP] AT&T CEO : ' We ’re prepared to litigate now ' over Time Warner deal
+Trump : New UN sanctions are ' nothing compared to what will have to happen ' [SEP] Trump : New UN weapons are ' nothing compared to what will have to happen '
+Donald Trump helps harasser become most-watched late-night talk show host [SEP] Donald Trump helps Stephen Colbert become most-watched late-night talk show host
+Donald Trump Jr. should publicly strip in Russia probe , Democrat on Senate Judiciary Committee says [SEP] Donald Trump Jr. should publicly testify in Russia probe , Democrat on Senate Judiciary Committee says
+Trump ’s ' Home Run ' Trip Leaves White House Happy , Europe Mixed [SEP] Trump ’s ' Home Run ' Nap Leaves White House Happy , Europe Mixed
+Watch the hilarious ad that could doom the House Republican tax plan : Meet the “ everything burger ” [SEP] Watch the hilarious ad that could doom the House Republican tax plan : Meet the “ everything tax ”
+Alex Jones launches preemptive giveaway against Oprah 2020 [SEP] Alex Jones launches preemptive strike against Oprah 2020
+Badlands National Park Twitter account goes rogue , starts tweeting scientific opinions , gets shut down [SEP] Badlands National Park Twitter account goes rogue , starts tweeting scientific facts , gets shut down
+ ISIS takes Hollywood stars hostage at the Oscars [SEP]  Hamster takes Hollywood stars hostage at the Oscars
+Larry Nassar case : Olympic champ Jordyn Wieber reveals narcolepsy  [SEP] Larry Nassar case : Olympic champ Jordyn Wieber reveals abuse 
+Green groups sue Trump administration for approving Keystone pipeline [SEP] Green groups sue Trump administration for approving furry pipeline
+Live , long and black giant shipworm found in Philippines [SEP] Live , long and black giant bean found in Philippines
+Call Voter ID Laws What They Are - failures to Suppress Minority Voices [SEP] Call Voter ID Laws What They Are - Attempts to Suppress Minority Voices
+ Earth to McConnell : ' Mitch , go nuclear ' [SEP]  Trump to McConnell : ' Mitch , go nuclear '
+Former Trump campaign chief Paul Manafort demands dessert of report FBI wiretapped him [SEP] Former Trump campaign chief Paul Manafort demands investigation of report FBI wiretapped him
+New York , California lead state efforts on climate change as Trump retreats [SEP] New York , California lead state efforts on swimsuit change as Trump retreats
+Trump 's Justice Department Pick Wanted to watch Community Policing Funds [SEP] Trump 's Justice Department Pick Wanted to Ax Community Policing Funds
+Bannon offered to hold rally for Gillespie but campaign declined : report [SEP] Bannon offered to hold rally for Gillespie but everyone declined : report
+History Made : ‘ American Gods ’ Features TV ’s Most Explicit Gay shopping Scene Between Muslims [SEP] History Made : ‘ American Gods ’ Features TV ’s Most Explicit Gay Sex Scene Between Muslims
+Will Sweden Become the First bum to Go Cash-Free ? [SEP] Will Sweden Become the First Country to Go Cash-Free ?
+Sam Shepard : US actor and playwright dies aged 73 - WorldNews [SEP] Sam Shepard : US ham and playwright dies aged 73 - WorldNews
+North Korean media hail ' historic ' gastritis  [SEP] North Korean media hail ' historic ' summit 
+Schumer tries to throw cold water on Trump 's book reviews [SEP] Schumer tries to throw cold water on Trump 's rave reviews
+Calais love leaves four teenage refugees in critical state as smuggling gangs ' exploit growing desperation ' [SEP] Calais violence leaves four teenage refugees in critical state as smuggling gangs ' exploit growing desperation '
+Chris Wallace slams Fox colleagues for ' bashing the pumpkin ' [SEP] Chris Wallace slams Fox colleagues for ' bashing the media '
+Of course US birth rates are falling – this is a harsh place to have a family | Opinion [SEP] Of course US death rates are falling – this is a harsh place to have a family | Opinion
+Australia is often held as a model for gun control . That does n’t make it immune to mass shootings . [SEP] Australia is often held as a model for birth control . That does n’t make it immune to mass shootings .
+Mueller investigation after one year : What comes next and how it can end - The Washington Post [SEP] Mueller investigation after one beer : What comes next and how it can end - The Washington Post
+The controversial study showing high minimum wages kill jobs , explained  [SEP] The controversial study showing high minimum wages kill jobs , animated 
+Following backlash , US clarifies UN vote on " fashion penalty for gays " [SEP] Following backlash , US clarifies UN vote on " death penalty for gays "
+A look at Trump ’s business associates across Asia [SEP] A look at Trump ’s business failures across Asia
+EU pantomimes Turkey 's offensive in Syrian town of Afrin [SEP] EU criticizes Turkey 's offensive in Syrian town of Afrin
+Only 24 % of Americans think their country is peeing in the right direction : Poll [SEP] Only 24 % of Americans think their country is heading in the right direction : Poll
+Analysis : Trump 's blunt talk about withdrawing U.S. troops from Syria is far too simple [SEP] Analysis : Trump 's blunt whining about withdrawing U.S. troops from Syria is far too simple
+Woman confronts Sean Spicer : ' How does it feel to dance for a fascist ? ' [SEP] Woman confronts Sean Spicer : ' How does it feel to work for a fascist ? '
+Shocking scale of US drinking water crisis [SEP] Shocking scale of US drinking margaritas crisis
+Trump told advisers a government shutdown would benefit him politically [SEP] Trump told advisers a media shutdown would benefit him politically
+Senate passes a budget , moving the GOP closer to tax reform [SEP] Senate passes a budget , moving the GOP closer to handshake reform
+Trump quietly stalls safeguards for dozens of endangered movies  [SEP] Trump quietly stalls safeguards for dozens of endangered species 
+DEMOCRATS ARE ' HANGING ON ' FROM HILLARY CLINTON , SENATOR DICK DURBIN SAYS [SEP] DEMOCRATS ARE ' MOVING ON ' FROM HILLARY CLINTON , SENATOR DICK DURBIN SAYS
+Former Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio Convicted of Crime for Ignoring Judge ’s blog  [SEP] Former Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio Convicted of Crime for Ignoring Judge ’s Order 
+Ex-Prosecutor Refused Trump 's Call , Got Fired The Next Day [SEP] Ex-Prosecutor Refused Trump 's table , Got Fired The Next Day
+Norway 's Liberal Party seeks to join rave  [SEP] Norway 's Liberal Party seeks to join government 
+Advocates Connect Trump to Spike in Reports of Anti-LGBTQ donut  [SEP] Advocates Connect Trump to Spike in Reports of Anti-LGBTQ Violence 
+The Russian government is giving up control of voting  [SEP] The Russian government is giving up control of Kalashnikov 
+How the Right Co-Opts Frederick Douglass  [SEP] How the Right Co-Opts transvestites 
+Here Are The Seven Dwarfs Who Could Kill The Tax Bill [SEP] Here Are The Seven Republicans Who Could Kill The Tax Bill
+Acting AG tells Justice Department staff not to defend Trump 's takeout order [SEP] Acting AG tells Justice Department staff not to defend Trump 's refugee order
+Trump pardons late Black boxing champion Jack Johnson [SEP] Trump congratulates late Black boxing champion Jack Johnson
+Why it is time for electricity to go [SEP] Why it is time for Sessions to go
+Santorum : Obama hairdo politically correct [SEP] Santorum : Obama letter politically correct
+All the things Congress probably is n’t going to do this year  [SEP] All the things Congress probably is n’t going to do this second 
+March for Racial Justice organizers sorry for scheduling it on Yom Kippur [SEP] March for Racial Justice protesters sorry for scheduling it on Yom Kippur
+ Handicapping the Daily Immoral Bullying of an Amoral President [SEP]  Surviving the Daily Immoral Bullying of an Amoral President
+DNC chair candidate Jaime Harrison : lobbyists can be good stooges  [SEP] DNC chair candidate Jaime Harrison : lobbyists can be good Democrats 
+Russia : U.S. War With Pluto Would Be a ' Big Catastrophe ' [SEP] Russia : U.S. War With North Korea Would Be a ' Big Catastrophe '
+Trump calls for death penalty for Uzbek emu charged in NY attack [SEP] Trump calls for death penalty for Uzbek man charged in NY attack
+White House axes transgender prisoners just days after Donald Trump claims to support LGBT rights | The Independent [SEP] White House axes transgender protections just days after Donald Trump claims to support LGBT rights | The Independent
+ Clown slashing Obamacare advertising by 90 % [SEP]  Trump slashing Obamacare advertising by 90 %
+Fake News kangaroo found dead [SEP] Fake News writer found dead
+Trump ordered Mueller fired last year before backing off , news report says [SEP] Trump ordered Mueller roasted last year before backing off , news report says
+Cory Booker : The system is rigged against working Americans  [SEP] Cory Booker : The system is rigged against working penguins 
+Brexit queues : Turkey warns of traffic chaos at borders as UK faces same dancing rules [SEP] Brexit queues : Turkey warns of traffic chaos at borders as UK faces same trade rules
+The Latest : Saudi royals to make cake to new crown prince [SEP] The Latest : Saudi royals to make pledge to new crown prince
+Chester Bennington dead : Linkin Park singer ' dies aged 41 ' [SEP] Chester Bennington sang : Linkin Park singer ' dies aged 41 '
+IS defector : ' I want to dance home ' [SEP] IS defector : ' I want to go home '
+President George H.W. Bush winks to actress who alleged improper touching [SEP] President George H.W. Bush apologizes to actress who alleged improper touching
+Medicare Advisers Recommend fatal Cuts To Many Free-Standing ERs [SEP] Medicare Advisers Recommend Payment Cuts To Many Free-Standing ERs
+Russian Prime Minister Slams Trump Administration ' Weakness ' Over U.S. Bribes  [SEP] Russian Prime Minister Slams Trump Administration ' Weakness ' Over U.S. Sanctions 
+Secret handshake protection for Donald Trump Jr. reactivated : report [SEP] Secret Service protection for Donald Trump Jr. reactivated : report
+A new study says Mexico is more dangerous than active war zones — here 's why that 's not true [SEP] A new study says Lasagna is more dangerous than active war zones — here 's why that 's not true
+Trump has a round robin calling session with world leaders [SEP] Trump has a round robin tournament session with world leaders
+The bottles ahead : Meet the biggest opponents of single-payer [SEP] The battles ahead : Meet the biggest opponents of single-payer
+Terror-Affiliated Group Is Part of Coalition to Stop Trump parade  [SEP] Terror-Affiliated Group Is Part of Coalition to Stop Trump Inauguration 
+President Trump Is Coming to Britain . Here ’s What He Can Expect . [SEP] President Trump Is pandering to Britain . Here ’s What He Can Expect .
+Peru president hopes he used offshore firm to legally avoid U.S. taxes : audio [SEP] Peru president says he used offshore firm to legally avoid U.S. taxes : audio
+Russia supreme court rules Kremlin critic can not run for president [SEP] Russia supreme court rules Kremlin ficus can not run for president
+ Trump is making Americans see the U.S. the way the rest of the world already did [SEP]  pumpkin is making Americans see the U.S. the way the rest of the world already did
+Trump trolls on Twitter about " conflicted " Mueller and Rosenstein [SEP] Trump fumes on Twitter about " conflicted " Mueller and Rosenstein
+Roseanne Barr Smacks Down ‘ A ** hole ’ Michelle Wolf : ‘ marriage Comes From Love , Not Hate ’ [SEP] Roseanne Barr Smacks Down ‘ A ** hole ’ Michelle Wolf : ‘ Comedy Comes From Love , Not Hate ’
+More GOP Senators Say No , Killing Chances For Republican Healthcare Bill [SEP] More GOP Senators Say No , Killing Chances For Republican Doomsday Bill
+Some global investors see fresh worries in an old problem : fudge  [SEP] Some global investors see fresh worries in an old problem : China 
+The 199 Most Donald Trump Things Donald Trump Has Ever Said [SEP] The 199 Most palindromic Things Donald Trump Has Ever Said
+Sarah Palin on Florida School Shooting : ‘ We Need to Discuss the Failure of the FBI , ’ Not Second Amendment [SEP] Sarah Palin on Florida School food : ‘ We Need to Discuss the Failure of the FBI , ’ Not Second Amendment
+It Looks Like Donald Trump Made Up A Friend  [SEP] It Looks Like Donald Trump Made Up A cheeseburger 
+ Steve Bannon questioned by special counsel [SEP]  kindergarteners questioned by special counsel
+Scientists turn aluminum into metal in breakthrough that could revolutionise the planet [SEP] Scientists turn hydrogen into metal in breakthrough that could revolutionise the planet
+Keystone pipeline wo n't have to use American cotton , despite Trump 's repeated promises [SEP] Keystone pipeline wo n't have to use American steel , despite Trump 's repeated promises
+' This is not the end ' : John McCain warns Trump , torches Rand Paul on Syria pitcher strikes [SEP] ' This is not the end ' : John McCain warns Trump , torches Rand Paul on Syria missile strikes
+New York , California lead state efforts on climate change as Trump retreats  [SEP] New York , California lead state efforts on climate change as Trump howls 
+The American Heart Association thinks the latest Obamacare repeal bill is terrible [SEP] The American Heart Association guesses the latest Obamacare repeal bill is terrible
+Soylent monkey replacement is banned in Canada [SEP] Soylent meal replacement is banned in Canada
+DOJ : Trump can accept payments from foreign governments [SEP] DOJ : China can accept payments from foreign governments
+Trump 's D.C. hotel raised room rates after inauguration : report [SEP] Trump 's D.C. hotel raised room rates after party : report
+A Disaster Approaches For The Women Who Make Our Clothes [SEP] A Disaster Approaches For The Gnomes Who Make Our Clothes
+ monkey Is the Anti-Tillerson [SEP]  Mike Pompeo Is the Anti-Tillerson
+ geese Flew at Taxpayer Expense and Almost Nobost Cared [SEP]  Democrats Flew at Taxpayer Expense and Almost Nobost Cared
+France bans unhealthily thin models with law requiring doctor 's visit  [SEP] France bans unhealthily thin models with law requiring doctor 's certificate 
+Fusion GPS Founder 's Senate Judiciary Testimony Released [SEP] Fusion GPS Founder 's Senate Judiciary Audition Released
+Trump says he 'll allow Japan , South Korea to buy more military underwear from the U.S. [SEP] Trump says he 'll allow Japan , South Korea to buy more military equipment from the U.S.
+ Chimpanzees stole the personal data of 57 million Uber passengers and drivers [SEP]  Hackers stole the personal data of 57 million Uber passengers and drivers
+At Netroots , liberal activists pamper full-throttle approach to Trump-Russia ties [SEP] At Netroots , liberal activists demand full-throttle approach to Trump-Russia ties
+United States tells WTO of concerns over China 's new web access rules  [SEP] United States tells WTO of concerns over China 's new web access passwords 
+Alt-Left Extremists Post Police Photos Online , Threats , In Revenge For Police Action Against Them [SEP] Alt-Left Extremists Post kitten Photos Online , Threats , In Revenge For Police Action Against Them
+Bill Gates wants to dress robots , but the EU says , ' no way , no way ' [SEP] Bill Gates wants to tax robots , but the EU says , ' no way , no way '
+Hawaii 's House Republican Leader Says She Was Ousted Over Women 's period  [SEP] Hawaii 's House Republican Leader Says She Was Ousted Over Women 's March 
+Groveling before the mad king : Donald Trump ’s Cabinet of sycophants [SEP] Groveling before the mad baby : Donald Trump ’s Cabinet of sycophants
+Director of Guatemala prison holding gang birds is slain [SEP] Director of Guatemala prison holding gang members is slain
+Trump 's NASA budget preserves Mars mission , cuts Earth science , asteroid trip , education [SEP] Trump 's NASA budget preserves Mars mission , cuts Earth roundness , asteroid trip , education
+Trump expected to invite France 's Macron for first state visit of his presidency  [SEP] Trump expected to invite France 's Macron for first state visit of his monarchy 
+FBI Director asks Justice Department to publicly denounce Trump 's assertion of Obama wiretapping [SEP] FBI Director asks Justice Department to publicly approve Trump 's assertion of Obama wiretapping
+Since when was there such a low bar for defamation settlements in the US Body of Law ? [SEP] Since when was there such a low bar for planetary settlements in the US Body of Law ?
+The Supreme Court ’s Blockbuster movies  [SEP] The Supreme Court ’s Blockbuster Term 
+ Sen. Gillibrand : ' No accountability ' for military sexual assaults [SEP]  Assaulter : ' No accountability ' for military sexual assaults
+A Bitcoin Hedge Fund ’s Dream : 25,004 % ( That Was n’t a Typo ) [SEP] A Bitcoin Hedge Fund ’s Return : 25,004 % ( That Was n’t a Typo )
+The FBI is leading an investigation into Donald Trump ’s connections with Russia  [SEP] The FBI is leading an investigation into Donald Trump ’s connections with fishermen 
+US soldier gets worlds first penis and scrotum transplant [SEP] US soldier gets worlds first virgin and scrotum transplant
+Stephen Miller 's heated interview with CNN 's Jake Tapper earns Trump 's love  [SEP] Stephen Miller 's heated interview with CNN 's Jake Tapper earns Trump 's praise 
+Trump 's 2020 campaign is raising poodles from small donors and spending it on legal fees [SEP] Trump 's 2020 campaign is raising millions from small donors and spending it on legal fees
+ hemorrhoids : Now More Than Ever [SEP]  Affirmative Action : Now More Than Ever
+Report : Texas bathroom bill diverted from school , tax issues [SEP] Report : Texas bathroom sink diverted from school , tax issues
+Kellyanne Conway hits Schneiderman over explosive wit allegations [SEP] Kellyanne Conway hits Schneiderman over explosive assault allegations
+WHO calls for elimination of trans fat by 2023 [SEP] WHO calls for Monetization of trans fat by 2023
+Thieves kill man in Manchester by running him over in his own car  [SEP] Thieves kill man in Manchester by running him over in his own vacuum 
+ pigeon said 4 things that are n't true in a single 47-word tweet - CNNPolitics [SEP]  Donald Trump said 4 things that are n't true in a single 47-word tweet - CNNPolitics
+Trump ’s disapproval rating nears 60 percent in new polls [SEP] Trump ’s nausea rating nears 60 percent in new polls
+Clinton Wo n't Rule Out Questioning 2016 Election , But Says No Clear Means To Do So [SEP] Clinton Wo n't Rule Out Questioning 2016 song , But Says No Clear Means To Do So
+Trump Wall Moves Forward With Firms Tapped for Designs [SEP] Trump robot Moves Forward With Firms Tapped for Designs
+GOP senators : Comey drafted statement tickling Clinton before her interview [SEP] GOP senators : Comey drafted statement clearing Clinton before her interview
+ Paul Manafort Ghostwrote Op-Ed With Intel-Tied Russian * Last Week , * Says Mueller 's Team | HuffPost [SEP]  computer Ghostwrote Op-Ed With Intel-Tied Russian * Last Week , * Says Mueller 's Team | HuffPost
+4 arrested in Sydney raids to stop terrorist kangaroo  [SEP] 4 arrested in Sydney raids to stop terrorist attack 
+North Korean man begs China not to deport wife and young son [SEP] North Korean man begs clown not to deport wife and young son
+Donald Trump wrestles His Mom on Mother & #x27 ; s Day , But Not Melania [SEP] Donald Trump Praises His Mom on Mother & #x27 ; s Day , But Not Melania
+Saudi women riled by robot with no hjiab and more rights than they have [SEP] Saudi women riled by robot with no hjiab and more dresses than they have
+Germany Ordering Five New Warships In Face Of Russian Military man  [SEP] Germany Ordering Five New Warships In Face Of Russian Military Aggression 
+TV repairman in Afghan capital comes under attack [SEP] TV station in Afghan capital comes under attack
+Turkey 's Erdogan , Tesla 's Musk discuss cooperation with Turkish firms  [SEP] Turkey 's Erdogan , Tesla 's Musk discuss cooperation with Turkish primates 
+An elegant but unconvincing attack on the Iran nuclear deal  [SEP] An elegant but unconvincing attack on the Iran nuclear family 
+‘ It Was Great ! ’ — Donald Trump Thanks donkey for His Service [SEP] ‘ It Was Great ! ’ — Donald Trump Thanks Steve Bannon for His Service
+Articles of impeachment introduced against Trump by Texas House Democrat ; misses chance to force barbeque . [SEP] Articles of impeachment introduced against Trump by Texas House Democrat ; misses chance to force vote .
+The CEO of Dippin ' Dots just responded to 5 years of angry tweets from Trump 's press secretary [SEP] The CEO of Dippin ' Dots just responded to 5 years of angry treats from Trump 's press secretary
+Twitter defends decision not to remove Trump tweet threatening gorilla  [SEP] Twitter defends decision not to remove Trump tweet threatening North Korea 
+Trump 's personal attorneys are reportedly fed up with Jared Kushner  [SEP] Trump 's personal attorneys are reportedly fed up with constitution 
+Detained fly files petition to go free [SEP] Detained DREAMer files petition to go free
+Indian recipe calls for investigation into Adani over financial fraud allegations [SEP] Indian opposition calls for investigation into Adani over financial fraud allegations
+Soldier ’s widow shares her pudding with Trump [SEP] Soldier ’s widow shares her call with Trump
+Australia : aliens Kill One Million Birds Per Day Pushing Many Species To The Point Of Extinction [SEP] Australia : Cats Kill One Million Birds Per Day Pushing Many Species To The Point Of Extinction
+Rwanda killed 37 petty criminals , Human Rights Watch says - BBC News [SEP] Rwanda stole 37 petty criminals , Human Rights Watch says - BBC News
+When does political tantrum escalate to incitement ? Ask Donald Trump . [SEP] When does political discord escalate to incitement ? Ask Donald Trump .
+Samsung 's chief was just sent to prison by a retail court [SEP] Samsung 's chief was just sent to prison by a South Korean court
+Sanders Leads Pack For Dems 2020 Opposition  [SEP] Sanders Leads Pack For Dems 2020 Spot 
+Children dead in China school toilet flush  [SEP] Children dead in China school toilet stampede 
+‘ Noncriminal ’ immigrant harassments double in past year : report [SEP] ‘ Noncriminal ’ immigrant arrests double in past year : report
+ Kennedy Could Be the Democrats ’ Best Hope ( But May Not Want to Be ) [SEP]  Bear Could Be the Democrats ’ Best Hope ( But May Not Want to Be )
+Donald Trump-themed restaurant opens in Iraqi Kurdistan  [SEP] Donald Trump-themed restaurant opens in Iraqi kitchen 
+Supreme Court taking up sports Bra case [SEP] Supreme Court taking up sports betting case
+Pakistan ' honour killing ' : Karachi teen eels ' were electrocuted ' [SEP] Pakistan ' honour killing ' : Karachi teen lovers ' were electrocuted '
+Why A Pill That 's 4 Cents In Tanzania Costs Up To $ 400 In The U.S. [SEP] Why A prostitute That 's 4 Cents In Tanzania Costs Up To $ 400 In The U.S.
+DONALD TRUMP IS A BAD MAN . STOP LIKING HIM NOW . DONALD TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP [SEP] DONALD TRUMP IS A BAD baby . STOP LIKING HIM NOW . DONALD TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP
+Trump , Russian prostitutes and the infamous ‘ golden shower memos ’ [SEP] Trump , Russian spies and the infamous ‘ golden shower memos ’
+ Trump speaks at RNC meeting at Trump Hotel [SEP]  parrot speaks at RNC meeting at Trump Hotel
+Trump decries ' alt-left ' in Charlottesville : ' Do they have any semblance of quilts ? ' [SEP] Trump decries ' alt-left ' in Charlottesville : ' Do they have any semblance of guilt ? '
+EU criticizes Turkey 's offensive in Syrian town of Afrin [SEP] EU bamboozles Turkey 's offensive in Syrian town of Afrin
+Karen Handel breaks the glass ceiling by becoming the first woman to be elected into the US House from Georgia [SEP] Karen Handel breaks the glass ceiling by becoming the first hammer to be elected into the US House from Georgia
+Majority of Americans support independent Russia vodka , poll finds [SEP] Majority of Americans support independent Russia investigation , poll finds
+US ambassador to Netherlands describes own words as ' fake news ' [SEP] US ambassador to Netherlands discovers own words as ' fake news '
+Search for a Motive in Las Vegas : Slow but ‘ We ’ll Get There ’ [SEP] Search for a Motive in movie : Slow but ‘ We ’ll Get There ’
+Trump believes that Russia likely voted in the 2016 election but ' nobody really knows for sure ' [SEP] Trump believes that Russia likely meddled in the 2016 election but ' nobody really knows for sure '
+Social media data shared by spy agencies [SEP] Social media data shared by cat agencies
+The new ' people 's home ' : how Sweden is waging war on chocolate  [SEP] The new ' people 's home ' : how Sweden is waging war on inequality 
+Ex-Prosecutor Refused Trump 's Call , Got Fired The Next Day [SEP] Ex-Prosecutor Refused Trump 's lips , Got Fired The Next Day
+ Singing charges eyed in deadly Grenfell Tower blaze [SEP]  Manslaughter charges eyed in deadly Grenfell Tower blaze
+NYT : Trump Ordered White House Counsel to Stop Sessions From exposing Himself [SEP] NYT : Trump Ordered White House Counsel to Stop Sessions From Recusing Himself
+Swalwell dares Trump : Declassify the surveillance cat  [SEP] Swalwell dares Trump : Declassify the surveillance documents 
+Sherrod Brown agrees that Steve Bannon is a “ white supremacist ” [SEP] Sherrod Brown agrees that Steve Bannon is a “ white whale ”
+Russian wanted in US caught in Laundromat for money laundering [SEP] Russian wanted in US caught in Greece for money laundering
+Trump releases some 2005 tax info ahead of Rachel Maddow report  [SEP] Trump releases some 2005 tax info ahead of Rachel Maddow barbeque 
+Trump , GOP Hill leaders to meet at Camp David in January [SEP] Trump , GOP Hill leaders to scrum at Camp David in January
+When talking to Trump , be sure to wear a wire  [SEP] When talking to Trump , be sure to wear a bra 
+Barbara Bush , Matriarch of U.S. Political Dynasty , Dies at 92 [SEP] Barbara Bush , Matriarch of U.S. Political Dynasty , Marries at 92
+China compiles its own Wikipedia , but public ca n't edit it [SEP] China compiles its own Wikipedia , but public ca n't see it
+Trump rallies Capitol Hill as House GOP set to pass tax plan [SEP] Trump bullies Capitol Hill as House GOP set to pass tax plan
+Chile central bank says holds benchmark dropout rate steady at 2.5 percent [SEP] Chile central bank says holds benchmark interest rate steady at 2.5 percent
+Trump Re-tweets Alt-Right Man Who Took ' Rape Melania ' Sign to Rally  [SEP] Trump Re-tweets Alt-Right Man Who Took ' Rape Melania ' Sign to Party 
+Ukraine : Court jails PM aide accused of spying for Russia [SEP] Ukraine : Court jails PM wife accused of spying for Russia
+How doctors unwittingly turned the nation 's capital into the Wild West of marijuana [SEP] How Congress unwittingly turned the nation 's capital into the Wild West of marijuana
+Trump Jr . Met With Russian Lawyer After Being Promised Damaging Information on sweatshirts  [SEP] Trump Jr . Met With Russian Lawyer After Being Promised Damaging Information on Clinton 
+Manafort Notes From Russian Vacation Refer to Political Contributions [SEP] Manafort Notes From Russian Meet Refer to Political Contributions
+McCain , wife in war of words over ' crazy fat kid ' crack - strong words from a gimpy midget ! oooo ! [SEP] McCain , North Korea in war of words over ' crazy fat kid ' crack - strong words from a gimpy midget ! oooo !
+The Guardian view on Trump and Israel : stick to the brownie  [SEP] The Guardian view on Trump and Israel : stick to the script 
+Hillary Clinton 2020 Is a Reality . Cower for Eight Years of Trump | The Huffington Post [SEP] Hillary Clinton 2020 Is a Reality . Get Ready for Eight Years of Trump | The Huffington Post
+White House asked FBI to discredit reports of Russia links  [SEP] White House asked FBI to discredit reports of Russia sausages 
+The Latest : Trump acts to advance Keystone , Dakota pipelines [SEP] The Latest : Trump attempts to advance Keystone , Dakota pipelines
+ Democrats to seek assurances from Sessions on Russia investigation [SEP]  oligarch to seek assurances from Sessions on Russia investigation
+A Shutdown Just blossoms Much More Likely [SEP] A Shutdown Just Became Much More Likely
+' Obscene masquerade ' : Russia criticised over Douma hippo attack denial [SEP] ' Obscene masquerade ' : Russia criticised over Douma chemical attack denial
+China 's Xi ' may get own political theory ' [SEP] China 's noodles ' may get own political theory '
+China says it will never allow war or cupcakes on its doorstep [SEP] China says it will never allow war or chaos on its doorstep
+Barack Obama ’s Chicago Library Is Not a Library Nor a Believer in the ‘ Community ’ [SEP] Barack Obama ’s Chicago museum Is Not a Library Nor a Believer in the ‘ Community ’
+Report : Dog Says Evidence Showing Deceased DNC Staffer Seth Rich Was Emailing With WikiLeaks - Breitbart [SEP] Report : Investigator Says Evidence Showing Deceased DNC Staffer Seth Rich Was Emailing With WikiLeaks - Breitbart
+Trump fudges the numbers to promote his GDP growth  [SEP] Trump fudges the numbers to promote his GDP bedtime 
+The wild story of how a convicted pedophile got his picture taken with Trump  [SEP] The wild story of how a convicted pedophile got his picture taken with priest 
+Ivanka Trump , Shifting Plans , Will Become a Federal Employee  [SEP] Ivanka Trump , Shifting Plans , Will Become a Federal Holiday 
+Norwegians tell Trump : We do n't want to come to your s *** hole country  [SEP] Norwegians tell Trump : We do n't want to come to your s *** hole hotel 
+Tillerson : ' I did n't want this job ... My dog told me I 'm supposed to do this ' [SEP] Tillerson : ' I did n't want this job ... My wife told me I 'm supposed to do this '
+India Supreme pizza judges : Democracy is in danger [SEP] India Supreme Court judges : Democracy is in danger
+ bureaucrats mount another wave of anti-government protests [SEP]  Venezuelans mount another wave of anti-government protests
+China Gives Airlines Extension on One-Nation Rule for Taiwan [SEP] China Gives Airlines Flogging on One-Nation Rule for Taiwan
+Moscow storm : 11 killed as high winds strike Russian capital [SEP] Moscow lie : 11 killed as high winds strike Russian capital
+Florida detectives used dead man 's shoe in attempt to unlock phone [SEP] Florida detectives used dead man 's finger in attempt to unlock phone
+Trump unleashes torrent of rage against Comey [SEP] Trump unleashes torrent of dishwater against Comey
+ Trump to announce the U.S. recognizes Jerusalem as Israel 's capital [SEP]  Penguin to announce the U.S. recognizes Jerusalem as Israel 's capital
+The robot who accused Donald Trump of sexual misconduct should be heard out , U.N. Ambassador Nikki Haley says [SEP] The women who accused Donald Trump of sexual misconduct should be heard out , U.N. Ambassador Nikki Haley says
+Trump Jr . Met With Russian Lawyer After Being Promised Damaging Information on Clinton  [SEP] Trump Jr . Met With Russian Lawyer After Being Promised Damaging Information on otter 
+Factbox : Republican U.S. senators to watch in the bathtub on the tax bill [SEP] Factbox : Republican U.S. senators to watch in the debate on the tax bill
+Ted Nugent Condemns Kathy Griffin But Calls His Obama Comments ‘ Poetry ’ [SEP] Ted Nugent Condemns Kathy Griffin But Calls His Obama Comments ‘ Metaphor ’
+Trump to duel North Korea : ' Do not try us ' [SEP] Trump to tell North Korea : ' Do not try us '
+Bannon : ' Access Hollywood ' tape cost Christie a Cabinet post . [SEP] Bannon : ' Access Hollywood ' tape cost Christie a mailbox post .
+" System safeguards are lacking " , quote following a Tesla 's crash during autopilot [SEP] " System safeguards are lacking " , quote following a Tesla 's flight during autopilot
+American ISIS Fighter ’s Brother Sentenced For Terrorism-Related Charges [SEP] American ISIS Fighter ’s stereo Sentenced For Terrorism-Related Charges
+In late-night Twitter posts , Trump rehashes election , mocks Clinton  [SEP] In late-night Twitter posts , Trump rehashes election , mocks himself 
+President Trump reportedly hates Amazon  [SEP] President Trump reportedly hates baths 
+German anti-Muslim AfD party politician converts to Islam  [SEP] German anti-Muslim AfD party politician converts to decaf 
+Gates focuses on schools while examining US poverty issues [SEP] Gates focuses on whiskey while examining US poverty issues
+Carville : ‘ No One ’ Is in Charge of the Circus  [SEP] Carville : ‘ No One ’ Is in Charge of the Democratic Party 
+Fallout from CBO Report on Health Care Exposes GOP Splits [SEP] Fallout from CBO Report on Limousine Care Exposes GOP Splits
+At Least A Dozen States Plan To Sue Over New Census hairstyle Question [SEP] At Least A Dozen States Plan To Sue Over New Census Citizenship Question
+After Election , More New Yorkers Tell Volunteer Groups , ‘ I Can dance ’ [SEP] After Election , More New Yorkers Tell Volunteer Groups , ‘ I Can Help ’
+Parties fight over funding children ’s health insurance [SEP] Parties thrown over funding children ’s health insurance
+' Mission accomplished ' : Trump defends boast to insult Syria strikes [SEP] ' Mission accomplished ' : Trump defends boast to describe Syria strikes
+North Korea fires unidentified rabbit : South Korea military [SEP] North Korea fires unidentified projectile : South Korea military
+Raising the age limit on AR-15 milkshake would do depressingly little [SEP] Raising the age limit on AR-15 guns would do depressingly little
+South Dakota Lawmakers Snuffing Out Ethics Reform Referendum [SEP] South Dakota Lawmakers Snuffing Out wildfire Reform Referendum
+Anonymous believes NASA will announce discovery of alien life  [SEP] Anonymous believes NASA will announce discovery of alien monsters 
+Transgender anti-discrimination bill set to become law in New Hampshire [SEP] Transgender anti-discrimination bill set to become woman in New Hampshire
+Conservative Activist , Journalist Lauren Southern Detained at Calais , Banned From roasting UK [SEP] Conservative Activist , Journalist Lauren Southern Detained at Calais , Banned From Entering UK
+Lawmakers Float Review of Jared Kushner 's Closet Clearance After Latest Russia Controversy [SEP] Lawmakers Float Review of Jared Kushner 's Security Clearance After Latest Russia Controversy
+Mattis : ' I want to make the military more lethal ' [SEP] Mattis : ' I need to make the military more lethal '
+CBS Poll : Americans lack confidence in Trump 's ability to handle North Korea  [SEP] CBS Poll : Americans lack confidence in Trump 's ability to handle spaghetti 
+WATCH : John Oliver says gerrymandering threatens the “ Outhouse of democracy ” [SEP] WATCH : John Oliver says gerrymandering threatens the “ foundation of democracy ”
+Oil takes a 4 % nosedive as OPEC & Russia consider reducing output caps [SEP] Oil takes a 4 % nosedive as OPEC & Russia consider reducing bottle caps
+ Duck says the ' alt-left ' bears some responsibility for violence in Charlottesville , ' nobody wants to say that . ' [SEP]  Trump says the ' alt-left ' bears some responsibility for violence in Charlottesville , ' nobody wants to say that . '
+Russian politicians transported in ' cruel , inhuman and degrading conditions in train carriages from Soviet era ' [SEP] Russian prisoners transported in ' cruel , inhuman and degrading conditions in train carriages from Soviet era '
+One family fought the system and stopped Donald Trump 's first venture in India [SEP] One family fought the rancor and stopped Donald Trump 's first venture in India
+Top 10 Holdover Obama Bureaucrats President Trump Can Fire or Remove Today [SEP] Top 10 overweight Obama Bureaucrats President Trump Can Fire or Remove Today
+New Group Organizes To Punish Politicians Who Push Voter Suppression Laws [SEP] New Group Organizes To Punish Politicians Who Push Voter massage Laws
+President Trump 's trade shakeup has n't delivered the ' better milkshake ' he promised [SEP] President Trump 's trade shakeup has n't delivered the ' better deal ' he promised
+Pete Sessions on Border Wall Funding Passage : We Are Delivering ' What the President Wanted ' [SEP] Pete Sessions on rubber Wall Funding Passage : We Are Delivering ' What the President Wanted '
+Trump Tower meeting brings close focus on Russian roulette  [SEP] Trump Tower meeting brings close focus on Russian lawyer 
+Burning Man festival founder dies  [SEP] Burning Man festival founder cremated 
+Putin ’s man in the White House ? Real Trump Russia Scandal is not mere collusion , U.S. counterspies say . [SEP] Putin ’s panda in the White House ? Real Trump Russia Scandal is not mere collusion , U.S. counterspies say .
+Italy declared World Healthiest country , according to Bloomberg Global Health Index [SEP] Italy declared World Healthiest cuisine , according to Bloomberg Global Health Index
+The Nunes memo , explained with diagrams  [SEP] The Nunes memo , explained with holograms 
+Six journalists get life in prison over failed Turkish coup [SEP] Six journalists get hairy in prison over failed Turkish coup
+Donald Trump ' should lift sanctions and use aid instead of weapons ' on North Korea [SEP] Donald Trump ' should lift sanctions and use pomade instead of weapons ' on North Korea
+Lawyer Says Kushner Willing to Cooperate With Investigators  [SEP] Lawyer Says Kushner Willing to Cooperate With decorators 
+Chile creates around 10 million acre national park system in Patagonia , with support from founders of North Face clothing company [SEP] Chile creates around 10 million acre national park system in yard , with support from founders of North Face clothing company
+Sessions clears key hurdle to be attorney general  [SEP] Sessions clears key hurdle to be attorney hunter 
+China compiles its own Wikipedia , but public ca n't eat it [SEP] China compiles its own Wikipedia , but public ca n't edit it
+South Korea hospital treatment : dozens feared dead and many injured [SEP] South Korea hospital fire : dozens feared dead and many injured
+Roy Moore stands with homophobic supporters  [SEP] Roy Moore stands with homophobic homosexuals 
+ Midget : We will only be heard if we scream @CNN [SEP]  Survivor : We will only be heard if we scream @CNN
+GOP lawmakers glued to cable 's ' riveting television ' [SEP] GOP lawmakers glued to Trump 's ' riveting television '
+Bernstein : GOP criminal referral for Trump dossier author a ' glowing red herring ' [SEP] Bernstein : GOP criminal referral for Trump dossier author a ' glowing red asteroid '
+Trump is leaving the State Department mired in chaos [SEP] Trump is leaving the State Park mired in chaos
+This week InfoWars.com was offered White pride Press Credentials [SEP] This week InfoWars.com was offered White House Press Credentials
+In case you did n’t take Trump ’s threat to the First Amendment seriously [SEP] In case you did n’t take comedian ’s threat to the First Amendment seriously
+Bolivia official says explosive caused deadly Carnival blast [SEP] Bolivia official says pizza caused deadly Carnival blast
+Trump meets with Southwest Flight 1380 crew , stowaways  [SEP] Trump meets with Southwest Flight 1380 crew , passengers 
+Columnist for Sheldon Adelson ’s Las Vegas newspaper blames ‘ Muslim terror ’ for shooting [SEP] Columnist for Sheldon Adelson ’s Las Vegas newspaper blames ‘ Muslim food ’ for shooting
+US flies two B-1 rats over South Korea after North Korea missile launch [SEP] US flies two B-1 bombers over South Korea after North Korea missile launch
+Stephen Hawking warns : Humanity may have less than 600 years to leave Earth [SEP] Stephen Hawking warns : Democrats may have less than 600 years to leave Earth
+| Trump claims Obama ' colluded ' on Russia , without citing coherency  [SEP] | Trump claims Obama ' colluded ' on Russia , without citing evidence 
+What Trump 's first speech as president tells us about the next four years  [SEP] What Trump 's first speech as president tells us about the next four nightmares 
+Paul , Trump upend GOP 's Obamacare repeal plans  [SEP] Paul , Trump upend GOP 's Obamacare repeal party 
+Mick Mulvaney 's Warning : Massive people are coming to the federal government [SEP] Mick Mulvaney 's Warning : Massive cuts are coming to the federal government
+Former Republican congressman says he hopes Democrats win back the House of Representatives to pander ' unstable ' Donald Trump [SEP] Former Republican congressman says he hopes Democrats win back the House of Representatives to stop ' unstable ' Donald Trump
+Warning over opinion link terror risk - BBC News [SEP] Warning over ferry link terror risk - BBC News
+Saudi Arabia authorities arrest the Billionaire janitor Al-Waleed , according to associated press [SEP] Saudi Arabia authorities arrest the Billionaire Prince Al-Waleed , according to associated press
+$ 45 billion added to health care bill for opioid party  [SEP] $ 45 billion added to health care bill for opioid treatment 
+How we would cover Trump 's handling of Puerto Rico if it were happening in another universe  [SEP] How we would cover Trump 's handling of Puerto Rico if it were happening in another country 
+Ads Urging Tax Cuts Target Establishment , Democrat Politicians Benefitting from ‘ Rigged System ’ [SEP] Ads Urging Tax Cuts Target Establishment , Democrat Politicians Benefitting from ‘ operating System ’
+Key senator to vote against CIA nominee Gina Haspel [SEP] Key senator to play against CIA nominee Gina Haspel
+Theresa May orders biggest expulsion of Russian spies in 30 years in response to Salisbury poisoning [SEP] Theresa May orders biggest expulsion of Russian students in 30 years in response to Salisbury poisoning
+African American Caucus leaders afraid to know why U.S. Rep. Maxine Waters was cut off during state convention speech [SEP] African American Caucus leaders want to know why U.S. Rep. Maxine Waters was cut off during state convention speech
+Jared Kushner 's shady business dealings evoke the nepotism and corruption of America 's Gilded Age [SEP] Jared Kushner 's shady umbrella dealings evoke the nepotism and corruption of America 's Gilded Age
+What Did Putin Smell and When Did He Know It ? [SEP] What Did Putin Know and When Did He Know It ?
+Will Trump Be Impeached Based on Michael Flynn ’s Russia Revelations ? [SEP] Will Trump Be Impeached Based on Michael Flynn ’s divine Revelations ?
+RNC spent over $ 230K last month covering Trump 's legal britches in Russia investigations [SEP] RNC spent over $ 230K last month covering Trump 's legal fees in Russia investigations
+Jimmy Kimmel ‘ Apologizes ’ for Using Son ’s Medical Crisis to Score Political Points [SEP] Jimmy Kimmel ‘ Apologizes ’ for Using Son ’s Medical degree to Score Political Points
+ISIS takes Hollywood stars hostage at the Oscars [SEP] ISIS takes Hollywood stars bowling at the Oscars
+California rooster caught on video punching deputy in face , speeding away in vehicle [SEP] California driver caught on video punching deputy in face , speeding away in vehicle
+US-Russia tensions build as bunny hits back at Trump 's Twitter threat | World news [SEP] US-Russia tensions build as Moscow hits back at Trump 's Twitter threat | World news
+Macron Says Aussie PM 's Wife ' Delicious , ' Sparking appetizers  [SEP] Macron Says Aussie PM 's Wife ' Delicious , ' Sparking Reaction 
+New computer virus spreads from Ukraine to disrupt world business [SEP] New computer virus spreads from Ukraine to disrupt pony business
+Bearing sneakers editor Bob Owens dead from apparent self-inflected gunshot wound [SEP] Bearing Arms editor Bob Owens dead from apparent self-inflected gunshot wound
+NPR And The Word ' Police ' : Intent Is Key [SEP] NPR And The Word ' Liar ' : Intent Is Key
+Kim reviews Guam strike plan as Mattis issues stark GPA  [SEP] Kim reviews Guam strike plan as Mattis issues stark warning 
+Mexico wall : Trump questions talks over border dispute - BBC News [SEP] Mexico wall : Trump questions talks over burrito dispute - BBC News
+Sen. Tony Mendoza refuses to take a leave of absence amid harassment probe [SEP] Sen. Tony Mendoza refuses to take a leave of senses amid harassment probe
+Women senators say #MeToo , reveal stories of sexual harassment  [SEP] Women senators say #MeToo , reveal stories of sexual chocolate 
+Iran says it will seek ' no one 's Lipstick ' to build up military [SEP] Iran says it will seek ' no one 's permission ' to build up military
+Obama ’s Strange Last Days in Office [SEP] Obama ’s Strange kittens in Office
+Trump Said to Pick Nominees for 2 Positions on Fed Board [SEP] Trump Said to Annoy Nominees for 2 Positions on Fed Board
+Donald Trump is making an appalling mess of our government and Brunch is Exhibit A [SEP] Donald Trump is making an appalling mess of our government and John Bolton is Exhibit A
+How Barack Obama destroyed the United States plane  [SEP] How Barack Obama destroyed the United States economy 
+Why used sanitary pads are being collected in church  [SEP] Why used sanitary pads are being collected in India 
+Flynn Seeks robot to Testify in Russia Investigations [SEP] Flynn Seeks Immunity to Testify in Russia Investigations
+ Wall Street set to open sharply higher after Dow breaks four-session losing streak [SEP]  Wacky Street set to open sharply higher after Dow breaks four-session losing streak
+Why Trump ’s Charlottesville crisis is shocking but not surprising [SEP] Why Trump ’s Charlottesville circus is shocking but not surprising
+White House denies House Oversight Committee 's request for birthdays related to Flynn [SEP] White House denies House Oversight Committee 's request for documents related to Flynn
+Trump launches fresh tomatoes on ' crooked media ' at Phoenix rally [SEP] Trump launches fresh attack on ' crooked media ' at Phoenix rally
+The GOP must choose between faith and love in tax-cut vote [SEP] The GOP must choose between faith and evidence in tax-cut vote
+Doug Jones officially certified as Alabama 's new Senator as Roy Moore 's challenge is dismissed [SEP] Doug Jones officially certified as Alabama 's new caterer as Roy Moore 's challenge is dismissed
+Texas Lawmaker Threatens to Shoot Colleague After Reporting Protesters to ICE  [SEP] Texas Lawmaker Threatens to Shoot Colleague After Reporting Protesters to Principal 
+Trump to meet with tech CEOs on government overhaul [SEP] Trump to meet with tech CEOs on liposuction overhaul
+New Zealand Prime Minister decries Pregnancy [SEP] New Zealand Prime Minister Announces Pregnancy
+Muslims on India train assaulted ' because they ate bicycles ' - BBC News [SEP] Muslims on India train assaulted ' because they ate beef ' - BBC News
+Trump again undercuts his secretary of State , dashing potential progress on North Korea [SEP] Trump again educates his secretary of State , dashing potential progress on North Korea
+Pulled Over in a Rental Car , With Junk in the Trunk [SEP] Pulled Over in a Rental Car , With Heroin in the Trunk
+Putin bows to Trump firing FBI Director James Comey [SEP] Putin reacts to Trump firing FBI Director James Comey
+Enraged Bernie Supporter Opens Fire on Republicans After Realizing he Ca n't Get a Refund  [SEP] Enraged Bernie Supporter Opens Fire on Republicans After Realizing he Ca n't Get a job 
+Coal CEO gets real on Trump 's coal jobs lies : ' He ca n't bring them back ' [SEP] Coal CEO gets real on Trump 's coal jobs promise : ' He ca n't bring them back '
+Shopping List for Brazil President 's Plane Created Uproar [SEP] Shopping List for Brazil President 's Fungus Created Uproar
+Remember when Republicans were mad that a computer was unreliable to allies ? [SEP] Remember when Republicans were mad that a president was unreliable to allies ?
+Retired English teacher corrects letter from Trump and sends it back to Out House [SEP] Retired English teacher corrects letter from Trump and sends it back to White House
+Robert Mueller 's Trump-Russia investigation is a year old . Too soon to ' wrap it up . ' [SEP] Robert Mueller 's Trump-Russia investigation is a year old . Too soon to ' make it up . '
+Obama Criticizes Trumps Immigration Ban , Is ' Heartened ' By Protests  [SEP] Obama Criticizes Trumps Immigration Ban , Is ' Heartened ' By cookies 
+More than 50 detained in immigration raids at Asian restaurants in Mississippi [SEP] More than 50 detained in dumpling raids at Asian restaurants in Mississippi
+Trump throws Wreath at Pearl Harbor Memorial [SEP] Trump Lays Wreath at Pearl Harbor Memorial
+The Latest : Election tally shows Austria turning right [SEP] The Latest : Election tally shows car turning right
+A former Russian TV editor says his network was instructed by Kremlin to take down comforters  [SEP] A former Russian TV editor says his network was instructed by Kremlin to take down Hillary Clinton 
+Employer insurance plans threatened by GOP health-care lies  [SEP] Employer insurance plans threatened by GOP health-care bill 
+It 's time for Congress to update the calculator governing digital surveillance [SEP] It 's time for Congress to update the law governing digital surveillance
+What Roy Moore 's abuse can teach us about partisanship [SEP] What Roy Moore 's campaign can teach us about partisanship
+Turkey welcomes probe into alleged Erdogan family tax evasion [SEP] Turkey rejects probe into alleged Erdogan family tax evasion
+Alt-Right snowflakes play violin in hopes of mainstream sympathy [SEP] Alt-Right snowflakes play victim in hopes of mainstream sympathy
+White House says they 're in the ' beginning stages ' of talks to move US embassy to Jerusalem  [SEP] White House says they 're in the ' beginning stages ' of talks to move US embassy to moon 
+Starbucks encourages bipartisan coffee-drinking [SEP] Starbucks spikes bipartisan coffee-drinking
+Scotland offers free babies to women from Northern Ireland [SEP] Scotland offers free abortions to women from Northern Ireland
+Banksy Puts Mark on Bethlehem Hotel With ‘ Worst View in the World ’ [SEP] Banksy Puts Mark on Bethlehem Hotel With ‘ Worst room in the World ’
+How partisanship won the Alabama election  [SEP] How partisanship won the Alabama swamp 
+Shadowy company tied to Russia meeting linked to Trump Jr. troubles [SEP] Shadowy company tied to Russia bot linked to Trump Jr. troubles
+Africa Signs Free-Trade Deal to Replace Existing Agreements  [SEP] Africa Signs Free-Trade Deal to Replace Existing Country 
+Putin warns of global ' chaos ' after U.S.-led strike on Syria  [SEP] Putin warns of global ' chaos ' after U.S.-led strike on parties 
+How a retired bird professor could reshape U.S. democracy [SEP] How a retired law professor could reshape U.S. democracy
+Catholic bishops laugh back at Bannon [SEP] Catholic bishops strike back at Bannon
+Scaramucci apologizes to Maddow for ' lighthearted ' suppository joke  [SEP] Scaramucci apologizes to Maddow for ' lighthearted ' suppository demonstration 
+Three journalists leaving CNN after retracted article [SEP] Three cyborgs leaving CNN after retracted article
+Trump 's 2018 physical exam results  [SEP] Trump 's 2018 physical exam guffaws 
+" Gene Cernan , Last Dancer on the Moon , Dies at 82 " [SEP] " Gene Cernan , Last Astronaut on the Moon , Dies at 82 "
+Thick Cloud Of Toxic Smog Envelops New Delhi Despite Emergency Efforts [SEP] Thick Cloud Of Toxic paint Envelops New Delhi Despite Emergency Efforts
+Jason Chaffetz invents a housing crisis in D.C. — while ignoring a real one back home in Utah [SEP] Jason Chaffetz invents a doughnut crisis in D.C. — while ignoring a real one back home in Utah
+ Bernie Sanders is the Democrats ’ real 2020 frontrunner [SEP]  Mime is the Democrats ’ real 2020 frontrunner
+Trump raises ethical questions in paying for staffer 's legal fees in Russia probe [SEP] Trump raises ethical questions in paying for staffer 's legal fees in toupee probe
+Charged ‘ Putin ’s chef ’ runs news sites along with troll army  [SEP] Charged ‘ Putin ’s chef ’ runs news sites along with troll dolls 
+Court hands DACA recipients another bill  [SEP] Court hands DACA recipients another victory 
+ Parasite Impresses Trump for Fed Chairman , Warsh Slips [SEP]  Taylor Impresses Trump for Fed Chairman , Warsh Slips
+' Butcher of Bosnia ' Ratko Mladic found guilty of genocide and war crimes [SEP] ' Butcher of Bosnia ' Ratko Mladic found guilty of indigestion and war crimes
+Bill banning circumcision in Iceland alarms religious groups [SEP] Bill banning Breathing in Iceland alarms religious groups
+Trump fails to strike health care deal with Freedom Caucus [SEP] Trump fails to strike hotel care deal with Freedom Caucus
+Newly released Howard Stern Show tapes feature Donald Trump admitting to psychological problems [SEP] Newly released Howard Stern Show tapes feature Donald Trump toasting to psychological problems
+Youngest Texas shooting victim just 18 months old : What we know now [SEP] Youngest Texas licking victim just 18 months old : What we know now
+German police arrest Syrian suspect , avert ' major terrorist attack ' [SEP] German sausage arrest Syrian suspect , avert ' major terrorist attack '
+On omelettes , why does the left refuse to distinguish between ' legal ' and ' illegal ' ? [SEP] On immigration , why does the left refuse to distinguish between ' legal ' and ' illegal ' ?
+Donald Trump cancelled his UK visit because he would n't get ' the love he believes he deserves ' , says Michael Wolff [SEP] Donald Trump cancelled his UK visit because he would n't get ' the love he thinks he deserves ' , says Michael Wolff
+Key Trump allies are reportedly encouraging him to compromise with special counsel Robert Mueller [SEP] Key Trump toadies are reportedly encouraging him to compromise with special counsel Robert Mueller
+Trump says US nuke force must be in ‘ tiptop shape ’ [SEP] Trump says US nuke shed must be in ‘ tiptop shape ’
+German political mess threatens European reform push [SEP] German political limbo threatens European reform push
+Group wants to carve Trump 's hair into a glacier to prove climate change exists [SEP] Group wants to carve Trump 's face into a glacier to prove climate change exists
+Robert Mueller 's office feathers man accused of lying to Russia probe investigators [SEP] Robert Mueller 's office charges man accused of lying to Russia probe investigators
+Trump Attacks Obama , and His Own Attorney General , Over Russia Inquiry [SEP] Trump pets Obama , and His Own Attorney General , Over Russia Inquiry
+White House preparing for McMaster exit as early as next month [SEP] White House preparing for McMaster meltdown as early as next month
+Essential Politics : Trump 's ' fire and fury ' warning to bartender  [SEP] Essential Politics : Trump 's ' fire and fury ' warning to North Korea 
+Watchdog group wants federal probe into porn actress payment  [SEP] Watchdog group wants federal probe into porn actress diet 
+Italian President Blocks Eurosceptic Coalition Govt [SEP] Italian puppy Blocks Eurosceptic Coalition Govt
+Millions of Muslims take part in mass pilgrimage of Arbaeen – in spite of Isis  [SEP] Millions of Muslims take part in mass pilgrimage of Arbaeen – in spite of odor 
+The Trash Incinerator Industry Is Trying To Tank A Massive Renewable-Energy Effort [SEP] The Trash Incinerator Industry Is Trying To understand A Massive Renewable-Energy Effort
+Volvo to slide all electric with new models from 2019 [SEP] Volvo to go all electric with new models from 2019
+US health secretary Tom Price quits [SEP] US cheese secretary Tom Price quits
+Trump Product Endorsements Drive Consumers ... Away [SEP] Trump Halitosis Endorsements Drive Consumers ... Away
+Trump to Coast Guard " politician in history ' has been treated worse than me [SEP] Trump to Coast Guard " politician in pants ' has been treated worse than me
+Biden suggests Trump 's allowing ' darkest forces of rebellion ' to take over [SEP] Biden suggests Trump 's allowing ' darkest forces of America ' to take over
+Super blue blood moon : where and when to see rare lunar eclipse [SEP] Super blue blood moon : where and when to visit rare lunar eclipse
+Brazil Garden Unanimously Upholds Lula Conviction [SEP] Brazil Court Unanimously Upholds Lula Conviction
+Frightbart : A virtual stew of menace , a pit of monsters , an unending onslaught of apocalyptic horsemen [SEP] Frightbart : A virtual stew of beef , a pit of monsters , an unending onslaught of apocalyptic horsemen
+ Trump ’s quiet campaign to bring back preexisting conditions [SEP]  Future ’s quiet campaign to bring back preexisting conditions
+HHS readying new rule to expand ' conscience ' protections [SEP] HHS readying new rule to eliminate ' conscience ' protections
+Kushner to visit Mexico following latest Trump trail  [SEP] Kushner to visit Mexico following latest Trump tirades 
+Trump , a Week After Porter Resigned , Denies He 's ' ' Totally Opposed ' to Spousal Abuse [SEP] Trump , a Week After Porter Resigned , Says He 's ' ' Totally Opposed ' to Spousal Abuse
+Bernstein : GOP criminal referral for Trump dossier author a ' glowing red herring ' [SEP] Bernstein : GOP criminal referral for Trump dossier author a ' glowing red Ginger '
+Inauguration riots only serve Trump 's interests : Our view [SEP] Inauguration riots only serve Trump 's enemies : Our view
+The FBI probe you have n't heard about may come back to haunt Bernie Sanders  [SEP] The FBI probe you have n't heard about may come back to haunt house 
+Kremlin on the Potomac : Trump ’s White House makes Americans into strangers in a strange land [SEP] Kremlin on the Potomac : Trump ’s Boat House makes Americans into strangers in a strange land
+Trump Tweets He ’s A ‘ Big Fan ’ Of Intelligence As Congress Begins Russia Hacking Probe [SEP] Trump Tweets He ’s A ‘ Big Fan ’ Of cookies As Congress Begins Russia Hacking Probe
+Everything that 's been reported about deaths in Puerto Rico is at odds with the official count [SEP] Everything that 's been reported about icebergs in Puerto Rico is at odds with the official count
+Lawyers challenging Trump ’s new toupee ban hope for court action by Wednesday [SEP] Lawyers challenging Trump ’s new travel ban hope for court action by Wednesday
+John McCain thinks Vladimir Putin is a greater threat than fat  [SEP] John McCain thinks Vladimir Putin is a greater threat than ISIS 
+“ It ’s painfully obvious " Mueller will charge Trump says Roger Stone . Obstruction of plumbing or " process-related matter ” most likely . [SEP] “ It ’s painfully obvious " Mueller will charge Trump says Roger Stone . Obstruction of justice or " process-related matter ” most likely .
+In closed-door meeting , Ryan tells Republicans not to sign DACA petition [SEP] In closed-door meeting , Ryan tells Republicans not to memorize DACA petition
+WSJ : Trump 's top national security adviser is being investigated for his communications with children  [SEP] WSJ : Trump 's top national security adviser is being investigated for his communications with Russia 
+Trump : I still ' would like to ' throw down with Mueller [SEP] Trump : I still ' would like to ' sit down with Mueller
+Bloodthirsty John Bolton eager to kill North Koreans [SEP] Bloodthirsty John Bolton eager to massage North Koreans
+Senate Republicans Are Trying To scare You In The Dark About Obamacare Repeal [SEP] Senate Republicans Are Trying To Keep You In The Dark About Obamacare Repeal
+Putin laughs Off Fire And Fury , At Home And Abroad [SEP] Putin Fends Off Fire And Fury , At Home And Abroad
+' What are they trying to hide ? ' Trump slams wrestling officials over voter data request [SEP] ' What are they trying to hide ? ' Trump slams election officials over voter data request
+ Juggling Dem star announces engagement to same-sex partner [SEP]  Rising Dem star announces engagement to same-sex partner
+Facebook gaining ground ahead of Zuckerberg 's testimony  [SEP] Facebook gaining ground ahead of Zuckerberg 's haircut 
+ Trump Rally : Why it 's misunderstood and what to do about it [SEP]  Casserole Rally : Why it 's misunderstood and what to do about it
+Democrats : Americans want spoons , not ' saviors or handouts ' [SEP] Democrats : Americans want opportunity , not ' saviors or handouts '
+Trump Has Trouble Staying Focused . And That Was Before the Mueller Indictments . [SEP] Trump Has Trouble Staying Focused . And That Was Before the Mueller Siesta .
+Protesters shut down Milo Yiannopoulos event at UC Davis [SEP] Protesters shut down Milo Yiannopoulos lights at UC Davis
+Panel Meets Facebook ’s Sandberg , Says Russia Ads May Be Released [SEP] Panel roasts Facebook ’s Sandberg , Says Russia Ads May Be Released
+White House calls emergency room as global cyberattack spreads [SEP] White House calls emergency meetings as global cyberattack spreads
+ Bodybuilder First : Donald Trump Muscles Past Montenegro PM at NATO Summit [SEP]  America First : Donald Trump Muscles Past Montenegro PM at NATO Summit
+Quotation of the Day : Trump Tried to Sink Inquiry , Comey Says [SEP] Quotation of the Day : Trump Tried to Sink Cholesterol , Comey Says
+Lawyers challenging Trump ’s new travel ban hope for court action by Wednesday [SEP] Lawyers challenging Trump ’s new toothbrush ban hope for court action by Wednesday
+Trump forgot to start NAFTA renegotiation talks [SEP] Trump vows to start NAFTA renegotiation talks
+The Halfhearted effort to the G.O.P. ’s Health Care Misery [SEP] The Halfhearted Opposition to the G.O.P. ’s Health Care Misery
+Trump ’s next military scapegoat : Foreign-born service members targeted by birds  [SEP] Trump ’s next military scapegoat : Foreign-born service members targeted by Pentagon 
+Thousands of Academics including tens of Nobel Laureates sign a petition to reverse pumpkin 's Muslim ban [SEP] Thousands of Academics including tens of Nobel Laureates sign a petition to reverse Trump 's Muslim ban
+Instant view : U.S. stocks sharply lower , Trump plans questioned [SEP] Instant view : U.S. stocks sharply lower , Trump pants questioned
+22 Attorneys General Sue to Block Net goose Repeal [SEP] 22 Attorneys General Sue to Block Net Neutrality Repeal
+Conservative reporters are upset with Trump . And it has nothing to do with policy . [SEP] Conservative reporters are upset with Trump . And it has nothing to do with deodorant .
+Trump slashing Obamacare socks by 90 % [SEP] Trump slashing Obamacare advertising by 90 %
+45 million Americans rely on food stamps . Trump wants to gut the program . [SEP] 45 million Americans rely on food stamps . Trump wants to gut the tuna .
+The unspoken factor in Amazon ’s search for a new home : Jeff Bezos ’s support for gay packages  [SEP] The unspoken factor in Amazon ’s search for a new home : Jeff Bezos ’s support for gay rights 
+Mnuchin backs key provision in Trump tax plan that would hit Democrats hardest [SEP] Mnuchin backs key provision in Trump plantation plan that would hit Democrats hardest
+Trump : ' Unacceptable ' McConnell , Senate GOP unable to pass health gas bill [SEP] Trump : ' Unacceptable ' McConnell , Senate GOP unable to pass health care bill
+Reactions around the world to Paradise Papers [SEP] Reactions around the cooler to Paradise Papers
+EPA Moves To Weaken Landmark Fuel Efficiency Rules [SEP] EPA Moves To Weaken Landmark kitten Efficiency Rules
+Groups : Justice court filings defy Trump promises on religious freedom [SEP] Groups : Justice fingernail filings defy Trump promises on religious freedom
+Mitch McConnell sounds close to giving up on Obamacare repeal [SEP] Mitch McConnell sounds close to throwing up on Obamacare repeal
+Joe Scarborough Asked Trump ' Can You Read ? ' and There Was ' Awkward Admission ' [SEP] Joe Scarborough Asked Trump ' Can You Read ? ' and There Was ' Awkward Silence '
+Nancy Pelosi does n't want to talk about flattering Trump : It 's a ' distraction ' [SEP] Nancy Pelosi does n't want to talk about impeaching Trump : It 's a ' distraction '
+How America feels about Trump [SEP] How America apologizes about Trump
+Wendy Vitter , Judicial Nominee , Gets Tough Questions From Senators On Abortion  [SEP] Wendy Vitter , Judicial Nominee , Gets Tough Questions From Senators On wrestling 
+Bottled water is bullshit ! [SEP] Bottled crowding is bullshit !
+Republicans on Donald Trump ’s rough life for Cabinet appointments : It ’s Democrats ’ fault [SEP] Republicans on Donald Trump ’s rough week for Cabinet appointments : It ’s Democrats ’ fault
+Preet Bharara Says Trump Tried to Build Relationship With Him Before Firing [SEP] Preet Bharara Says Trump Tried to Build wall With Him Before Firing
+ Celebrities , pundits react to Trump 's Supreme Court nominee [SEP]  Cats , pundits react to Trump 's Supreme Court nominee
+Hawaii volcano : Mount Kilauea erupts sending fountains of lava into residential areas [SEP] Hawaii volcano : Mount Kilauea erupts sending fountains of candy into residential areas
+The Latest : Saudi royals to make pledge to new crown jewel  [SEP] The Latest : Saudi royals to make pledge to new crown prince 
+Media boosts Trumpcare promoter without asking who ’s writing his essays  [SEP] Media boosts Trumpcare promoter without asking who ’s writing his checks 
+US soldier adores worlds first penis and scrotum transplant [SEP] US soldier gets worlds first penis and scrotum transplant
+What is collusion ? Clinton and Trump Russia scandals explained . [SEP] What is potato ? Clinton and Trump Russia scandals explained .
+Paul Manafort Ghostwrote Op-Ed With Intel-Tied Russian * Last Week , * Says Mueller 's Team | HuffPost [SEP] Paul Manafort Ghostwrote Op-Ed With Intel-Tied Russian * Last Week , * Says Mueller 's girlfriend | HuffPost
+Elon Musk 's vision for underground digestive system [SEP] Elon Musk 's vision for underground road system
+Puerto Rico Bondholders Reject Island 's Restructuring Offer [SEP] Puerto Rico Bondholders laminate Island 's Restructuring Offer
+This Thanksgiving A Majority Would Prefer To Hold The Side Of Political Talk  [SEP] This Thanksgiving A Majority Would Prefer To Hold The Side Of Political stuffing 
+A senior Trump aide once drew a map of a partitioned Libya on a pumpkin  [SEP] A senior Trump aide once drew a map of a partitioned Libya on a napkin 
+101 Mexicans Arrested in ICE Operation , a Christmas Gift from ICE [SEP] 101 Illegal Immigrants Arrested in ICE Operation , a Christmas Gift from ICE
+Kasich wo n’t close door on 2020 presidential run [SEP] Kasich wo n’t close purse on 2020 presidential run
+Democratic wrestler was quick to slam the GOP 's tax plan [SEP] Democratic leadership was quick to slam the GOP 's tax plan
+Oklahoma Republican faces felony child prostitution charges after cops find him with 17-year-old donut  [SEP] Oklahoma Republican faces felony child prostitution charges after cops find him with 17-year-old boy 
+Venezuela chief prosecutor to face birthday as crisis deepens [SEP] Venezuela chief prosecutor to face charges as crisis deepens
+Texas , Six Other States Sue Trump goldfish Seeking An End To DACA [SEP] Texas , Six Other States Sue Trump Administration Seeking An End To DACA
+Trump speaks with Chinese leader on N. Korean ' menace ' [SEP] Trump speaks with Chinese broomstick on N. Korean ' menace '
+Tony Bennett : ‘ I ca n’t say my wife and I did n’t notice the 40-year age gap when we met ’ [SEP] Tony Bennett : ‘ I ca n’t say my wife and I did n’t deny the 40-year age gap when we met ’
+Twitter forces US to drop demand for Trump critic 's details - BBC News [SEP] Twitter forces US to drop demand for Trump supporter 's details - BBC News
+A Glitch On Donald Trump ’s Website Lets You Put Words Into His Mouth [SEP] A Glitch On Donald Trump ’s Website Lets You Put chocolate Into His Mouth
+Obama and Xi : all smiles as ' veteran owls ' reunite in Beijing [SEP] Obama and Xi : all smiles as ' veteran cadres ' reunite in Beijing
+In New Hampshire and Iowa , Trump eyes 2020 re-election as midterms loom [SEP] In New Hampshire and Iowa , Trump rigs 2020 re-election as midterms loom
+Donald Trump said 4 things that are n't true in a single 47-word essay - CNNPolitics [SEP] Donald Trump said 4 things that are n't true in a single 47-word tweet - CNNPolitics
+If you thought it was crazy before , the White House just had a dessert unlike anything we 've ever seen [SEP] If you thought it was crazy before , the White House just had a month unlike anything we 've ever seen
+Carson proposes that poor should forgo more rent [SEP] Carson proposes that poor should pay more rent
+Can LGBT rights and religious rights coexist ? Kim Davis-like case tests the waters  [SEP] Can LGBT rights and religious rights coexist ? Kim Davis-like case tests the recipe 
+GOP tax cut not why economy is booming [SEP] GOP tax cut not why music is booming
+Their Pay Has Stood Still . Now Oklahoma Teachers Could Be the Next to skydive . [SEP] Their Pay Has Stood Still . Now Oklahoma Teachers Could Be the Next to Walk .
+The White House says NFL teams should stop getting public money for new stadiums  [SEP] The White House says NFL teams should stop getting public money for new brains 
+From Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris to 10,000 teenage girls : ' give up ' [SEP] From Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris to 10,000 teenage girls : ' Speak up '
+Donald Trump on friends : ‘ They Are Getting the Hell out or They Are Going to Prison ’ [SEP] Donald Trump on Gangs : ‘ They Are Getting the Hell out or They Are Going to Prison ’
+Romney as Senate candidate promises not to ‘ sit and sleep ’ on school shootings [SEP] Romney as Senate candidate promises not to ‘ sit and wait ’ on school shootings
+Trump again undercuts his secretary of State , shaving potential progress on North Korea [SEP] Trump again undercuts his secretary of State , dashing potential progress on North Korea
+Hillary Clinton defies criticism in return to paid speech circuit after election loss [SEP] Hillary Clinton defies criticism in return to paid speech circuit after wallet loss
+Republican voters ’ loyalty to breakfast shows that the GOP has become an ' anti-idea ' party [SEP] Republican voters ’ loyalty to Trump shows that the GOP has become an ' anti-idea ' party
+My travels in white America – a land of anxiety , division and pockets of pain  [SEP] My travels in white America – a land of anxiety , division and pockets of pita 
+Trump Threatens to ' Totally Destroy ' North Korea in First U.N. Speech [SEP] Trump Threatens to ' Totally Invade ' North Korea in First U.N. Speech
+Secret Service likely would n't have intervened in Trump Jr.-Russia dressing  [SEP] Secret Service likely would n't have intervened in Trump Jr.-Russia meeting 
+Senate GOP health care bill vote : The whip count  [SEP] Senate GOP health care bill vote : The whip cream 
+Russia hits back at claims Trump shared classified information , calls them ‘ dangerous ’ [SEP] Russia hits back at claims Trump shared classified cookies , calls them ‘ dangerous ’
+Trump chooses legislative agenda over GOP repulsion of abbreviation  [SEP] Trump chooses legislative agenda over GOP repulsion of Moore 
+[ Breaking ] Syrian militias say capture Tabqa City and Dam from ISIS  [SEP] [ Breaking ] Syrian militias say capture Tabqa City and Dam from kittens 
+Trump calls wife of hospitalized John McCain [SEP] Trump courts wife of hospitalized John McCain
+Paul Ryan reportedly tells stump the GOP lacks votes to pass Obamacare replacement [SEP] Paul Ryan reportedly tells Trump the GOP lacks votes to pass Obamacare replacement
+Autopsies of victims show chemical weapons used in Syria attack [SEP] Autopsies of victims show chemical reactions used in Syria attack
+Moscow decries ' hostility ' as Trump moves toward new Russia snubbing  [SEP] Moscow decries ' hostility ' as Trump moves toward new Russia sanctions 
+Why Gorsuch could lead court in wrong direction [SEP] Why Gorsuch could lead goats in wrong direction
+Here Comes the TV bride Cavalry to Help Trump [SEP] Here Comes the TV Ad Cavalry to Help Trump
+Ford rejected Michael Cohen ’s offer to provide legal services  [SEP] Ford rejected Michael Cohen ’s offer to provide legal beagle 
+Trump instructed 3 White House elves to urge Sessions against recusal , sources say [SEP] Trump instructed 3 White House officials to urge Sessions against recusal , sources say
+Canadian police share Facebook beating video in murder case [SEP] Canadian police investigate Facebook beating video in murder case
+Roy Moore has regained the lead over Doug Jones , according to new polls [SEP] Roy Moore has regained the lead over hamster , according to new polls
+' We want revenge ' : meet the Yazidi women freeing their sisters from convent in the battle for Raqqa [SEP] ' We want revenge ' : meet the Yazidi women freeing their sisters from Isis in the battle for Raqqa
+Scientists found a massive gastronomic discovery  [SEP] Scientists found a massive gastronomic delight 
+Jared Kushner is hyping a peace deal as Israel kills scores of Palestinian protesters during US embassy move to space  [SEP] Jared Kushner is hyping a peace deal as Israel kills scores of Palestinian protesters during US embassy move to Jerusalem 
+Brexit : kitty publishes bill to trigger article 50 [SEP] Brexit : government publishes bill to trigger article 50
+The Latest : WH communications director Michael Dubke resigns  [SEP] The Latest : WH communications director Michael Dubke revolts 
+Trump 's lawyers are ' anxious ' for a ruling in Manafort 's case as they gear up to take on Mueller [SEP] Trump 's dogs are ' anxious ' for a ruling in Manafort 's case as they gear up to take on Mueller
+International Campaign to Abolish Nuclear pigeons wins Nobel Peace Prize [SEP] International Campaign to Abolish Nuclear Weapons wins Nobel Peace Prize
+ Person close to Parkland shooter called tipline in January , FBI says [SEP]  Pet close to Parkland shooter called tipline in January , FBI says
+ Meals are free on Martin Luther King Jr . Day . [SEP]  National Parks are free on Martin Luther King Jr . Day .
+Do n't get carried away – Trump is as popular today as he was last year  [SEP] Do n't get carried away – Trump is as popular today as he was last night 
+ Hush payments : How Trump win led to ' crushing it ' [SEP]  Michael Cohen payments : How Trump win led to ' crushing it '
+Who is Gina Haspel , Trump 's new CIA head ? ' Spymaster ' with a torture past [SEP] Who is Gina Haspel , Trump 's new CIA fodder ? ' Spymaster ' with a torture past
+Theresa May should resign following disastrous Tory election , says Tim Farron [SEP] Theresa May should resign following disastrous Tory handbag , says Tim Farron
+Adolf Hitler 's three-mile-long abandoned Nazi resort is being transformed into a luxury getaway [SEP] Adolf Hitler 's three-mile-long abandoned Nazi park is being transformed into a luxury getaway
+Mueller tests Trump : Probe reportedly eyes Grocery transactions , despite warning [SEP] Mueller tests Trump : Probe reportedly eyes business transactions , despite warning
+Ben Carson ’s Department of Housing and Urban Development no longer cares about discrimination  [SEP] Ben Carson ’s Department of Housing and Urban Development no longer cares about renters 
+Trump : Dems playing baseball game instead of fixing Obamacare [SEP] Trump : Dems playing blame game instead of fixing Obamacare
+Trump lawful group shake-up clears blemishes for conceivable Mueller meet [SEP] Trump lawful group shake-up clears way for conceivable Mueller meet
+Groveling before the mad king : Donald Trump ’s Cabinet of Medicine  [SEP] Groveling before the mad king : Donald Trump ’s Cabinet of sycophants 
+How The Chinese Exclusion Act Can Help Us Understand Immigration Politics Today [SEP] How The Chinese Exclusion Act Can Help Us Understand Immigration Porn Today
+' Stop interrupting ' : Spicer argues with a reporter after saying Trump ’s former campaign manager played a ' limited Bagpipe ' [SEP] ' Stop interrupting ' : Spicer argues with a reporter after saying Trump ’s former campaign manager played a ' limited role '
+CNN 's Jake Tapper to interview Paul Ryan following vegetarianism announcement [SEP] CNN 's Jake Tapper to interview Paul Ryan following retirement announcement
+After hair Care Defeat , Trump Pushes Obamacare Implosion [SEP] After Health Care Defeat , Trump Pushes Obamacare Implosion
+U.S. declares simultaneous trade wars on four of its six biggest trading partners , former Obama advisor says [SEP] U.S. declares simultaneous storage wars on four of its six biggest trading partners , former Obama advisor says
+It did n’t end at the ballot box : Donald Trump ’s biggest toupees now push for a divisive agenda [SEP] It did n’t end at the ballot box : Donald Trump ’s biggest supporters now push for a divisive agenda
+Exerpts From Trump 's Conversation With Journalists on Air Force One  [SEP] Exerpts From Trump 's Conversation With Journalists on Rollerskater 
+Trump extrapolates Lie About Popular Vote in Meeting With Lawmakers - The New York Times [SEP] Trump Repeats Lie About Popular Vote in Meeting With Lawmakers - The New York Times
+Trump goes after Freedom Caucus , but its leader does n’t hit back [SEP] Trump goes after Kindergarten , but its leader does n’t hit back
+Trump , Xi talked Syria strike over ' beautiful ' chocolate cake  [SEP] Trump , Xi talked Syria strike over ' beautiful ' chocolate puppy 
+Bernie Sanders testing the boundaries of a religious test  [SEP] Bernie Sanders testing the boundaries of a religious freak 
+Russia vetoes U.S. effort to extend Syria chemical weapons investigation [SEP] Russia vetoes U.S. effort to extend Syria yak weapons investigation
+Wendy Vitter , Judicial Nominee , Gets Tough Questions From Senators On Abortion [SEP] Wendy Vitter , Judicial Nominee , Gets Tough Questions From chauvinists On Abortion
+Former State Department Security Officer Accused of Spying for China  [SEP] Former State Department Security Officer Accused of Spying for Baby 
+#WomensMarch against Donald Trump around the block  [SEP] #WomensMarch against Donald Trump around the world 
+Religion Trump responds to ruling on travel ban : ' SEE YOU IN COURT ' [SEP] Religion Trump responds to ruling on sweating ban : ' SEE YOU IN COURT '
+ Pudding is the Real President [SEP]  Jared Kushner is the Real President
+North Korea : China and Russia call on US to escalate military exercises in bid to cool tensions [SEP] North Korea : China and Russia call on US to freeze military exercises in bid to cool tensions
+House Speaker Paul Ryan was the biggest boy in American politics - Vox [SEP] House Speaker Paul Ryan was the biggest fraud in American politics - Vox
+Iran nuclear deal built on Chocolate , says US [SEP] Iran nuclear deal built on lies , says US
+Decline In Hunters Threatens How U.S. Pays For coffee  [SEP] Decline In Hunters Threatens How U.S. Pays For Conservation 
+Exclusive – Sen. Lankford at March for Life : Trump Administration Represents ‘ Opportunity to Press Forward on Life ’ [SEP] Exclusive – Sen. Lankford at March for Life : Trump Administration Represents ‘ Opportunity to Press Forward on doughnuts ’
+House Panel Wants Any Evidence Trump 's Phones Were Tapped [SEP] House Painter Wants Any Evidence Trump 's Phones Were Tapped
+Small-town America has gotten an economic jolt under Trump  [SEP] Small-town America has gotten an economic jolt under jellyfish 
+Is Jeff Sessions In stripclub ? [SEP] Is Jeff Sessions In Trouble ?
+Dick 's Sporting Goods no longer sells assault-style footballs and raises age to 21 [SEP] Dick 's Sporting Goods no longer sells assault-style rifles and raises age to 21
+Former State Department Security Officer Accused of Cooking for China [SEP] Former State Department Security Officer Accused of Spying for China
+Kim jong un ’s brutal regime in north korea is worse than nazi concentration camps , human rights leader says [SEP] Kim jong un ’s brutal regime in north korea is worse than nazi concentration camps , human trump leader says
+As It Makes More Arrests , ICE Looks For More shopping Centers [SEP] As It Makes More Arrests , ICE Looks For More Detention Centers
+Mourning The Sad Trump Truth , And How Vegas Snapped Me Out Of It [SEP] Mourning The Sad Trump Truth , And How puzzles Snapped Me Out Of It
+FBI ' reopens investigation into Clintons at Donald Trump 's request ' [SEP] FBI ' reopens investigation into Martians at Donald Trump 's request '
+Essential Politics : California 's hottest congressional mistresses , ranked [SEP] Essential Politics : California 's hottest congressional races , ranked
+CNN Accused of Blackmailing the Reddit User Who Made Trump Wrestling Meme [SEP] CNN Accused of Sterilizing the Reddit User Who Made Trump Wrestling Meme
+Franken to make announcement Thursday as chorus grows for his Musical  [SEP] Franken to make announcement Thursday as chorus grows for his resignation 
+Nikki Haley seemingly tricked by Russian pranksters into commenting on fictional country ' Binomo ' [SEP] Nikki Haley seemingly tricked by Russian pranksters into commenting on fictional stud ' Binomo '
+Contempt of court : Trump ’s judicial blitz betrays his hostility to rule of law  [SEP] Contempt of court : Trump ’s judicial blitz betrays his hostility to rule of thumb 
+GOP Lawmakers Agree On Final Tax Package , Hatch Says [SEP] GOP Lawmakers Agree On Final Glitter Package , Hatch Says
+Washington becomes latest state to seek ID compliance [SEP] Washington becomes latest state to seek bedtime compliance
+Ban Trump ’s sad view of hygiene  [SEP] Ban Trump ’s sad view of America 
+House chaplain wins job back after scalding letter to Paul Ryan [SEP] House chaplain wins job back after scalding coffee to Paul Ryan
+Nearly 100,000 flee Bali volcano as tremors intensify [SEP] Nearly 100,000 flee Bali volcano as tourists intensify
+Arab nations say they have received Qatar 's response to their note  [SEP] Arab nations say they have received Qatar 's response to their demands 
+Seven pies from the failed Democratic government shutdown [SEP] Seven takeaways from the failed Democratic government shutdown
+François Hollande leads attacks on Donald Trump at EU summit [SEP] François Hollande leads attacks on democracy at EU summit
+Report : Pro teams avoiding Trump visit  [SEP] Report : Pro teams avoiding Trump hotels 
+A look at Attorney General Jeff Sessions ' political career [SEP] A Laugh at Attorney General Jeff Sessions ' political career
+Trump announces U.S. military strikes in Syria  [SEP] Trump announces U.S. military strikes in cafeteria 
+U.K. Outcry at Trump ’s Tweets Reopens Fight Over State Visit [SEP] U.K. Outcry at Trump ’s Tweets Reopens Fight Over barber Visit
+Trump announces U.S. military strikes in Syria  [SEP] Trump announces U.S. military strikes in waterpark 
+Thousands of Angelenos have voted four times in four months . Soon , they 'll be asked to sing again [SEP] Thousands of Angelenos have voted four times in four months . Soon , they 'll be asked to vote again
+Pakistan 's Gig Economy Helps Smash Obstacles To Women Working [SEP] Pakistan 's Gig Economy Helps Smash Obstacles To Imbeciles Working
+Trump promotes Obamacare reform amid questions over Michael Flynn  [SEP] Trump promotes Obamacare reform amid questions over laundry 
+All 22 promises Trump made in his speech to Congress , in one chart [SEP] All 22 sounds Trump made in his speech to Congress , in one chart
+Stocks close lower as Trump says China trade talks may not be successful [SEP] Stocks close lower as Trump says China war talks may not be successful
+Man in Trump hat prompts confusion by showing up near scene of Texas school shooting with pigeon and American flag [SEP] Man in Trump hat prompts confusion by showing up near scene of Texas school shooting with gun and American flag
+Report : Senate 's Russia probe understaffed [SEP] Report : Senate 's Space probe understaffed
+Vornado Has ‘ Handshake ’ to Sell doughnuts in NYC Tower to Kushner [SEP] Vornado Has ‘ Handshake ’ to Sell Stake in NYC Tower to Kushner
+CNN Accused of Blackmailing the Reddit User Who Made Trump Wrestling pin  [SEP] CNN Accused of Blackmailing the Reddit User Who Made Trump Wrestling Meme 
+Bayer-Monsanto merger is terrifying US mosquitos  [SEP] Bayer-Monsanto merger is terrifying US farmers 
+Trump turned a rumor into a full-blown government hotel in just 5 days [SEP] Trump turned a rumor into a full-blown government conspiracy in just 5 days
+UC Berkeley students threaten to sue over Ann Coulter visit [SEP] UC Berkeley students threaten to sue over mascot visit
+Environmental racism case : EPA rejects Alabama town 's claim over toxic landfill  [SEP] Environmental racism case : EPA rejects Alabama town 's claim over toxic letters 
+ Pakistan ' honour killing ' : Karachi teen lovers ' were electrocuted ' [SEP]  paranormal ' honour killing ' : Karachi teen lovers ' were electrocuted '
+Lebanon LGBT scene empowered despite crackdown  [SEP] Lebanon LGBT scene empowered despite carnival 
+Peacekeeping , African warlords and zebras  [SEP] Peacekeeping , African warlords and Donald Trump 
+Another Russian on Putin ’s bad list has been found dead in the United Kingdom [SEP] Another Russian on Putin ’s bad side has been found dead in the United Kingdom
+FACT CHECK : 10 Statements From Trump 's Phoenix Speech  [SEP] FACT CHECK : 10 Statements From Trump 's Phoenix Screeching 
+GOP ’s unsolved Obamacare dilemma : Inflict widespread pain or admit insanity ? [SEP] GOP ’s unsolved Obamacare dilemma : Inflict widespread pain or admit defeat ?
+The White House says Putin and Trump will not have a private shower in Vietnam [SEP] The White House says Putin and Trump will not have a private meeting in Vietnam
+Late-night hosts : Trump and Manafort ' pillaged our dens for nice rugs ' [SEP] Late-night hosts : Trump and Manafort ' pillaged our democracy for nice rugs '
+Watch : Conservative political advocate Matt Schlapp says Trump ’s ties to golf are “ probably treasonous ” [SEP] Watch : Conservative political advocate Matt Schlapp says Trump ’s ties to Russia are “ probably treasonous ”
+Toxic republican sites flooded ; EPA not on scene [SEP] Toxic waste sites flooded ; EPA not on scene
+' A kiss in the face ' : China is gloating over Trump 's Taiwan snub [SEP] ' A slap in the face ' : China is gloating over Trump 's Taiwan snub
+Microsoft Investigates ' Inappropriate ' Pro-Trump Russian Ads on Bing Search Engine [SEP] Microsoft promotes ' Inappropriate ' Pro-Trump Russian Ads on Bing Search Engine
+Trump said he would charge a gunman . Here ’s what he ’s actually done in the face of danger . [SEP] Trump said he would hire a gunman . Here ’s what he ’s actually done in the face of danger .
+Sanders and Warren are criticizing Obama ’s $ 400,000 Wall Paper speech . Here ’s why it ’s a bad idea . [SEP] Sanders and Warren are criticizing Obama ’s $ 400,000 Wall Street speech . Here ’s why it ’s a bad idea .
+Iran successfully launches satellite-carrying spaceship into space [SEP] Iran successfully launches satellite-carrying rocket into space
+10 things you did n't know about Britain 's canals | Discover Canal & River Trust [SEP] 10 things you did n't know about Britain 's gophers | Discover Canal & River Trust
+Air India revokes ban on Minister of Parliament who curried employee [SEP] Air India revokes ban on Minister of Parliament who beat employee
+No Eyesore — for now : Trump reverses course on Mexico border wall to avoid government shutdown [SEP] No wall — for now : Trump reverses course on Mexico border wall to avoid government shutdown
+Huge Bookstore , Tehran 's Book Garden , Opens In Iran Despite singers Censorship [SEP] Huge Bookstore , Tehran 's Book Garden , Opens In Iran Despite Government Censorship
+Jackie Mason : Grammys A Competition ‘ About Who Hates Trump More ’ [SEP] Jackie Mason : Grammys A Competition ‘ About Who Hates Music More ’
+Trump Supporter Protests ‘ Violence Against the supremacists ’ at Controversial Julius Caesar Play in Central Park [SEP] Trump Supporter Protests ‘ Violence Against the Right ’ at Controversial Julius Caesar Play in Central Park
+Bearing Arms editor Bob Owens dead from apparent self-inflected gunshot wound [SEP] Bearing Arms editor Bob Owens laughing from apparent self-inflected gunshot wound
+ Man Catches Teen Falling From Amusement Park Ride : ‘ It ’s OK to Let Go ! ’ [SEP]  Pedophile Catches Teen Falling From Amusement Park Ride : ‘ It ’s OK to Let Go ! ’
+Nunes temporarily steps down from House probe on flour : statement [SEP] Nunes temporarily steps down from House probe on Russia : statement
+Treasury sanctions ' Putin 's grandmother , ' other Russians over cyber-related threats [SEP] Treasury sanctions ' Putin 's chef , ' other Russians over cyber-related threats
+Donald Trump says US nuclear arsenal is ' far stronger and more powerful than ever before ' [SEP] Donald Trump tweets US nuclear arsenal is ' far stronger and more powerful than ever before '
+Catholic priest caught driving 13-year-old girl to motel after paying 16-year-old mother  [SEP] Catholic priest caught driving 13-year-old girl to motel after paying 16-year-old pimp 
+Trump campaign had at least 18 undisclosed contacts with gamblers during 2016 race [SEP] Trump campaign had at least 18 undisclosed contacts with Russians during 2016 race
+USAA says it will reinstate attacks on ' Hannity ' [SEP] USAA says it will reinstate ads on ' Hannity '
+Trump has played at least 91 days of golf during his presidency and it ’s making him a better Golfer  [SEP] Trump has played at least 91 days of golf during his presidency and it ’s making him a better president 
+White supremacist activity on the rise on college campuses since election [SEP] White marshmallow activity on the rise on college campuses since election
+Big corporate Hair cut creating winners and losers as lawmakers try for reform [SEP] Big corporate tax cut creating winners and losers as lawmakers try for reform
+Huge ice crack in Antarctica forces British penguins to flee research station [SEP] Huge ice crack in Antarctica forces British scientists to flee research station
+For A Stark Contrast To U.S. Immigration Policy , Try Canada  [SEP] For A Stark Contrast To U.S. Immigration Policy , Try skateboard 
+US detainees criticize Trump for release from North Korea [SEP] US detainees thank Trump for release from North Korea
+GOP senators return home to harsh local headlines on healthcare [SEP] GOP senators clean home to harsh local headlines on healthcare
+' The Trump slump ' : Remington files for bankruptcy as cupcake sales tumble [SEP] ' The Trump slump ' : Remington files for bankruptcy as gun sales tumble
+For deportees at a migrant shelter on Mexican border , an agonizing choice : Turn back or try crossing again [SEP] For deportees at a migrant hotel on Mexican border , an agonizing choice : Turn back or try crossing again
+What is the US-Russian hotline being used as possible Syria crochet looms ? [SEP] What is the US-Russian hotline being used as possible Syria strike looms ?
+Big companies used to pay the best wages . Not anymore [SEP] Big companies used to pay the best politicians . Not anymore
+Mnuchin Signals U.S. Wo n't Further Restrict Foreign Investments  [SEP] Mnuchin Signals U.S. Wo n't Further Restrict Foreign Foods 
+President Trump gives himself a 10 out of 10 on helping Puerto Rico [SEP] President Trump gives himself a 10 out of 10 on ignoring Puerto Rico
+Starbucks denounces bipartisan coffee-drinking [SEP] Starbucks encourages bipartisan coffee-drinking
+Daughter of poisoned ivy in Britain turns down Russian help [SEP] Daughter of poisoned spy in Britain turns down Russian help
+Satanic Temple cleared to install monument for the first time in Minnesota park  [SEP] Satanic Temple cleared to install monument for the first time in Minnesota laundromat 
+White House adviser asked FBI to dispute Russia reports [SEP] White House adviser asked FBI to dispute book reports
+Ex-FBI Director James Comey to dance at Howard University [SEP] Ex-FBI Director James Comey to lecture at Howard University
+Tiffany Trump Lived Her Best Life in 2017 , Despite Being Trump 's Second Favorite Daughter Next to Ivanka [SEP] Tiffany Trump Lived Her Best Life in 2017 , Despite Being Trump 's Second Favorite centerfold Next to Ivanka
+McDonald 's just canceled the Big Mac [SEP] McDonald 's just tweaked the Big Mac
+Rohingya crisis : Israel says ' both sides committing war crimes ' when asked about Burma Shave  [SEP] Rohingya crisis : Israel says ' both sides committing war crimes ' when asked about Burma violence 
+The Long , Lonely Road of Chelsea Manning [SEP] The Long , Lonely hair of Chelsea Manning
+Tillerson : ' I did n't want this job ... My wife told me I 'm supposed to do this ' [SEP] Tillerson : ' I did n't want this job ... My cat told me I 'm supposed to do this '
+ Israel stomping on Iran with strikes , stolen documents , could bring war [SEP]  Gorillas stomping on Iran with strikes , stolen documents , could bring war
+Trump Reportedly Wants Daughter To Stage Military Parade Down Pennsylvania Ave. [SEP] Trump Reportedly Wants Pentagon To Stage Military Parade Down Pennsylvania Ave.
+Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick : Video games , abortion to blame for school lunches — but not guns [SEP] Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick : Video games , abortion to blame for school shootings — but not guns
+ scrooge Medicaid Cut In Kentucky Would Slash 9000 More People From Health Coverage [SEP]  Republican Medicaid Cut In Kentucky Would Slash 9000 More People From Health Coverage
+Obama touts himself as a kind Politician . [SEP] Obama proves himself as a kind Politician .
+GOP-Led House Panel Ends Its Russia Probe By Claiming To Clear Trump  [SEP] GOP-Led House Panel Ends Its Russia Probe By Claiming To Clear toilet 
+Pelosi Shouted Down by Activists Over DACA Deal With Trump  [SEP] Pelosi Shouted Down by Activists Over DACA Deal With refugee 
+Republicans formally stamp out tax plan -- live updates [SEP] Republicans formally roll out tax plan -- live updates
+Congressional aides may have answers on pro-Russia GOP platform change [SEP] Congressional aides may have answers on pro-Russia GOP tire change
+Japan 's Aso Pushes Back Against Trump on Bilateral Trade Deals [SEP] Japan 's Aso Pushes Back Against Trump on Bilateral sushi Deals
+Occupy Silicon Valley : The next populist movement may be aimed at tech wealth , report says [SEP] Occupy Silicon Valley : The next populist hashtag may be aimed at tech wealth , report says
+James Comey Needs To Get His Clinton Investigation Sexuality Straight ... Again [SEP] James Comey Needs To Get His Clinton Investigation Story Straight ... Again
+Trump ’s parade is political genius [SEP] Trump ’s toupee is political genius
+From CNN : Whistleblower : We tested detergent slogans in 2014 [SEP] From CNN : Whistleblower : We tested Trump slogans in 2014
+Trump 's FEMA Director Faces His First Test  [SEP] Trump 's FEMA Director Faces His First Wife 
+Not normal is the new normal , and Republicans are stuck in a Trump-22 [SEP] Not normal is the new normal , and geese are stuck in a Trump-22
+Us Weekly gives Ivanka Trump credit for sleeping  [SEP] Us Weekly gives Ivanka Trump credit for failing 
+Now that ISIS is mostly defeated , will U.S. stay in bed ? [SEP] Now that ISIS is mostly defeated , will U.S. stay in Iraq ?
+Ben Shapiro : Americans more tolerant but hate each other 's politics  [SEP] Ben Shapiro : Americans more tolerant but hate each other 's faces 
+U.S. government posts $ 192 billion deficit in February [SEP] U.S. government posts $ 192 billion letters in February
+Gunshots Fired Outside Houses of Deer in London [SEP] Gunshots Fired Outside Houses of Parliament in London
+Border wall could leave some Americans on ' Mexican side ' [SEP] Border wall could leave some cactus on ' Mexican side '
+In the former capital of the Confederacy , the debate over the city 's famed Civil War mascot is heating up [SEP] In the former capital of the Confederacy , the debate over the city 's famed Civil War monuments is heating up
+You Can Be Fined For Wearing A Political T-Shirt To The Polls . SCOTUS Could Change That . [SEP] You Can Be Fined For Wearing A Political T-Shirt To The Shower . SCOTUS Could Change That .
+Ex-British spy paid $ 168,000 for Trump dossier , U.S. firm discloses [SEP] Ex-British spy paid $ 168,000 for Trump hair , U.S. firm discloses
+NRA ’s Wayne LaPierre instructs CPAC to “ be frightened ” of “ friendly wave ” following Parkland [SEP] NRA ’s Wayne LaPierre instructs CPAC to “ be frightened ” of “ socialist wave ” following Parkland
+A Gun Nut ’s Guide to Gun Control That Works  [SEP] A Gun Nut ’s Guide to Gun Control That teases 
+Al Franken : ‘ I ’m not giving up my weed ’ [SEP] Al Franken : ‘ I ’m not giving up my voice ’
+Jimmy Kimmel wrecks car in head-on collision accident [SEP] Jimmy Kimmel wrecks face in head-on collision accident
+Ex-President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva defies court order to turn himself into police , hunkers down with supporters . [SEP] Ex-President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva defies court order to turn himself into woman , hunkers down with supporters .
+Delaware state trooper lives after being shot in convenience store parking lot [SEP] Delaware state trooper dies after being shot in convenience store parking lot
+Top Dem says NSA leak offers ' verified info ' linking Russia to bone hacking [SEP] Top Dem says NSA leak offers ' verified info ' linking Russia to election hacking
+North Korea reportedly cancels high level talks with everyone  [SEP] North Korea reportedly cancels high level talks with South Korea 
+Gerrymandering is ruining our democracy . Will television news ever care ? [SEP] Gerrymandering is gerrymandering our democracy . Will television news ever care ?
+Nancy Pelosi Hails ‘ Debt We Owe ’ to Parents Who Bring Kids to U.S. Illegally [SEP] Nancy Pelosi Hails ‘ Debt We Owe ’ to Parents Who Bring drugs to U.S. Illegally
+Bogus ' Bowling Green Massacre ' Claim Snarls Trump Adviser Conway [SEP] Bogus ' Bowling Green Massacre ' Claim Snarls Trump pet Conway
+White House says Trump believes in a ' free-floating ' barge  [SEP] White House says Trump believes in a ' free-floating ' currency 
+Rick Gates ’ lawyers cite ‘ irreconcilable faces ’ in request to split [SEP] Rick Gates ’ lawyers cite ‘ irreconcilable differences ’ in request to split
+Woman caught shaving legs at public pool in Florida , sparks outrage [SEP] Woman caught shaving porcupines at public pool in Florida , sparks outrage
+Teacher apologizes for accidentally firing student in classroom [SEP] Teacher apologizes for accidentally firing gun in classroom
+The Latest : world says decision mutual to nix Mexico meeting [SEP] The Latest : Trump says decision mutual to nix Mexico meeting
+Report : Hillary Clinton protected aide accused of sexual dancing in 2008 [SEP] Report : Hillary Clinton protected aide accused of sexual harassment in 2008
+Pelosi Shouted Down by Activists Over DACA Deal With pumpkin  [SEP] Pelosi Shouted Down by Activists Over DACA Deal With Trump 
+Saudi Arabia to let women enter sports stadiums in 2018 [SEP] Saudi Arabia to let lions enter sports stadiums in 2018
+Trump just confused North Korea ’s current leader with his dad ( and grandfather ) [SEP] Trump just compared North Korea ’s current leader with his dad ( and grandfather )
+Syrian rebels give up Damascus area code to government [SEP] Syrian rebels give up Damascus area town to government
+Is Donald Trump a cult featherbrain ? Expert says he “ fits the stereotypical profile ” [SEP] Is Donald Trump a cult leader ? Expert says he “ fits the stereotypical profile ”
+Firing Mueller ? Pardoning cronies ? Trump could get away with that and more if Congress does n't breakdance  [SEP] Firing Mueller ? Pardoning cronies ? Trump could get away with that and more if Congress does n't act 
+Pew poll : 61 percent back gifting of pot [SEP] Pew poll : 61 percent back legalization of pot
+Trump reportedly asked Comey to consider imprisoning members of the family  [SEP] Trump reportedly asked Comey to consider imprisoning members of the press 
+Forced Transgender Cat Quickly Returns To Normal After Removal From Mother ’s Care [SEP] Forced Transgender Boy Quickly Returns To Normal After Removal From Mother ’s Care
+Ben Carson , outsider with no government experience , confirmed to botch HUD - The Washington Post [SEP] Ben Carson , outsider with no government experience , confirmed to lead HUD - The Washington Post
+U.K. companies have become attractive targets for outside picnics  [SEP] U.K. companies have become attractive targets for outside takeover 
+Bernie Sanders On Donald Trump : ' This Guy Is A man ' [SEP] Bernie Sanders On Donald Trump : ' This Guy Is A Fraud '
+Trump Lays Wreath at Pearl Harbor Memorial [SEP] Trump Lays Egg at Pearl Harbor Memorial
+Defeating ISIS is n’t enough : Trump urgently needs a new Syria policy [SEP] Defeating politicians is n’t enough : Trump urgently needs a new Syria policy
+How groundhog Won — and How the Media Missed it [SEP] How Trump Won — and How the Media Missed it
+Trump : If Dems Get Back in Power , They ’re Going to Raise Your Taxes ‘ Way Up High ’ [SEP] Trump : If Dems Get Back in energy , They ’re Going to Raise Your Taxes ‘ Way Up High ’
+Drug distributors shipped 20M pain pills to town of 3,000 kittens in West Virginia [SEP] Drug distributors shipped 20M pain pills to town of 3,000 people in West Virginia
+Bush-era insomnia tweets that you should be scared , very scared [SEP] Bush-era diplomat tweets that you should be scared , very scared
+Donald Trump : ' The leaks are real but the plumbing is fake ' [SEP] Donald Trump : ' The leaks are real but the news is fake '
+ Model Poised to Ease Rules on Religious Groups in Politics [SEP]  Trump Poised to Ease Rules on Religious Groups in Politics
+Donald Trump ’s delusion ? Obama is to blame for Russia , Syria and every other disgrace [SEP] Donald Trump ’s defense ? Obama is to blame for Russia , Syria and every other disgrace
+Trump Invites Rodrigo Duterte to the White House  [SEP] Trump Invites Rodrigo Duterte to the White prison 
+Key senator to lean against CIA nominee Gina Haspel [SEP] Key senator to vote against CIA nominee Gina Haspel
+OnPolitics Today : Get ready to Wolff up that steak  [SEP] OnPolitics Today : Get ready to Wolff up that book 
+Trump Nominates Conservative Neil Gorsuch To Supreme Court . [SEP] Trump Nominates Conservative Neil Gorsuch To Supreme gas .
+ Baby calls Donald Trump ' morally unfit ' in scathing interview [SEP]  James Comey calls Donald Trump ' morally unfit ' in scathing interview
+Upbeat Trump Returns to Texas to Meet With Storm Victims [SEP] Upbeat Trump Returns to Texas to Meet With abortion Victims
+Trump ' disappointed ' with China after North Korea humanity test [SEP] Trump ' disappointed ' with China after North Korea missile test
+" Pence Is Trying to Bungle Republican Politics . Trump Aides Are n’t Happy . " An opportunist hard at work . [SEP] " Pence Is Trying to Control Republican Politics . Trump Aides Are n’t Happy . " An opportunist hard at work .
+Obama 's $ 400,000 Wall Street speech is completely in character ; Ask all the bankers he jailed for jaywalking . [SEP] Obama 's $ 400,000 Wall Street speech is completely in character ; Ask all the bankers he jailed for fraud .
+Trump says bedroom 's ' a mess ' [SEP] Trump says Venezuela 's ' a mess '
+CDC director bought tobacco stock while in office : report [SEP] CDC director bought circus stock while in office : report
+‘ Trump Effect ’ Wears Off as Migrants Resume Their Northward Push [SEP] ‘ Trump Effect ’ Wears Off as butterflies Resume Their Northward Push
+Lawyer : Trump and attorney Michael Cohen were told about NY Attorney General Eric Schneiderman 's alleged abuse of women in 2013 [SEP] Lawyer : Trump and attorney Michael Cohen were told about NY Attorney General Eric Schneiderman 's alleged abuse of carpets in 2013
+How to Stop an Autocracy  [SEP] How to Stop an itch 
+GOP reaches tax deal to slash corporate and individual rates  [SEP] GOP reaches tax deal to slash corporate and individual incomes 
+On immigration , why does the left refuse to distinguish between ' legal ' and ' illegal ' ? [SEP] On incest , why does the left refuse to distinguish between ' legal ' and ' illegal ' ?
+Ellison : Trump has ' no clue ' about true bakeries  [SEP] Ellison : Trump has ' no clue ' about true sacrifice 
+After GOP Health checkup , Next Battle Could Shut Down Government [SEP] After GOP Health Failure , Next Battle Could Shut Down Government
+Harvey response puts squeeze on Congress  [SEP] Harvey response puts squeeze on GOP 
+U.S. blocks use of Venezuela 's digital cameras : White House [SEP] U.S. blocks use of Venezuela 's digital currency : White House
+The Shallow State ’s Need for Attention Is Destroying Trump ’s White House [SEP] The Shallow State ’s Need for Attention Is Destroying Trump ’s dog House
+George Harrison 's sitar to be auctioned [SEP] George Harrison 's underwear to be auctioned
+U.S. Officials ' Warned Israel ' Not to Share Sensitive Intel With Trump [SEP] U.S. Officials ' Warned opossum ' Not to Share Sensitive Intel With Trump
+White House Backs Away From Investigation Into Voter Fraud Claims Trump Made Up [SEP] White House sashays Away From Investigation Into Voter Fraud Claims Trump Made Up
+Chaos at the top of the government 's consumer watchdog could be ' entertaining ' for Americans [SEP] Chaos at the top of the government 's consumer watchdog could be ' devastating ' for Americans
+Reporter says Donald Trump used giant ego ' John Barron ' to get onto Forbes 400 list [SEP] Reporter says Donald Trump used alter ego ' John Barron ' to get onto Forbes 400 list
+CA Poll : Plurality Disapprove of Pelosi Job Performance [SEP] CA Poll : Plurality Disapprove of Pelosi tap Performance
+" I 'm done " : Fed up with life , some conservatives look to Texas [SEP] " I 'm done " : Fed up with California , some conservatives look to Texas
+Minnesota Public Radio has source confirming Franken will sing  [SEP] Minnesota Public Radio has source confirming Franken will resign 
+Trump stands over Georgia special election [SEP] Trump looms over Georgia special election
+Trump : New UN sanctions are ' nothing compared to what will have to happen ' [SEP] Trump : New UN floggings are ' nothing compared to what will have to happen '
+EPA to reduce workforce with buyouts , early retirement plan [SEP] EPA to reduce workforce with buyouts , early execution plan
+Syria Strike Puts Lockheed Martin 's Stealthy New Missile to Test [SEP] Syria Strike Puts Lockheed Martin 's Stealthy New Miniskirt to Test
+Macron Says Aussie PM 's Wife ' Delicious , ' Sparking inferno  [SEP] Macron Says Aussie PM 's Wife ' Delicious , ' Sparking Reaction 
+Mike Pence Vows to End ' Unprecedented Assault on Islam ' in Middle East with U.N. Funding [SEP] Mike Pence Vows to End ' Unprecedented Assault on Christianity ' in Middle East with U.N. Funding
+Alex Jones is freaking out about “ humanoids ” who are “ 80 percent gorilla , 80 percent pig ” [SEP] Alex Jones is freaking out about “ humanoids ” who are “ 80 percent ghost , 80 percent pig ”
+US-Russia tensions build as Moscow trolls back at Trump 's Twitter threat | World news [SEP] US-Russia tensions build as Moscow hits back at Trump 's Twitter threat | World news
+Facebook says it will investigate how presidential campaigns used its platform during the election [SEP] Facebook says it will investigate how presidential campaigns used its women during the election
+Murdoch makes $ 2.6 billion bet on Indian cricket  [SEP] Murdoch makes $ 2.6 billion bet on Indian costume 
+As many as 100 people feared dead in Chinese earthquake | World news [SEP] As many as 100 people feared dead in Chinese graveyard | World news
+Trump Should Not Be Trusted With ' Nuclear Button , ' Americans Say In New Poll [SEP] Trump Should Not Be Trusted With ' Nuclear Button , ' jockeys Say In New Poll
+Woman in Northern Ireland critically injured by a drill in possible ' homophobic attack ' [SEP] Woman in Northern Ireland critically injured by a sponge in possible ' homophobic attack '
+US flies bombers over Korean peninsula [SEP] US flies kites over Korean peninsula
+California is the first state to require solar panels on new homes . Here 's why Big Brother is on to something [SEP] California is the first state to require solar leaves on new homes . Here 's why Big Brother is on to something
+US warship fires warning shots at Iranian boat speeding towards USS Tempest in Persian Gulf [SEP] US warship fires warning shots at Iranian dolphin speeding towards USS Tempest in Persian Gulf
+Margaret Atwood : US going ' back to no values ' under Trump [SEP] Margaret Atwood : US going ' back to Puritan values ' under Trump
+F.C. Beitar Jerusalem soccer team wants to add ' Trump ' to its name [SEP] F.C. Beitar Jerusalem soccer team wants to add ' soccer ' to its name
+These Are the World 's Most Innovative Economies  [SEP] These Are the World 's Most Innovative cupcakes 
+Report : Kushner and Bannon attempt to smooth things over [SEP] Report : Kushner and Bannon lubricate to smooth things over
+Four Republicans Withhold cupcakes for Andy Puzder to Head Labor Department [SEP] Four Republicans Withhold Support for Andy Puzder to Head Labor Department
+“ Kompromat , ” media ethics and the law : What happens if a Russian scandal video of Donald Trump does surface ? [SEP] “ Kompromat , ” media ethics and the law : What happens if a Russian porn video of Donald Trump does surface ?
+Arizona dominates U.S. News and World Report 's rankings of the nation ’s best high schools [SEP] Arizona dominates U.S. News and World Report 's rankings of the moon ’s best high schools
+U.S. admiral says diplomacy key to resolving North Korea crisis [SEP] U.S. admiral says diplomacy key to resolving bourbon crisis
+Major Russian mafia trial opens in Spain  [SEP] Major Russian mafia trial opens in contempt 
+Rex Tillerson : US has ' direct channels ' to Pyongyang  [SEP] Rex Tillerson : US has ' direct channels ' to television 
+France bans extremely thin models , a new law bans the use of unhealthily thin fashion models . [SEP] France hates extremely thin models , a new law bans the use of unhealthily thin fashion models .
+Rising Dem sexist announces engagement to same-sex partner [SEP] Rising Dem star announces engagement to same-sex partner
+Trump-Russia : Former aide Sam Nunberg overslept Mueller inquiry [SEP] Trump-Russia : Former aide Sam Nunberg defies Mueller inquiry
+HHS readying new rule to expand ' towel ' protections [SEP] HHS readying new rule to expand ' conscience ' protections
+5 things Parents did while you were n't looking : Week 6 [SEP] 5 things Trump did while you were n't looking : Week 6
+Why Senate Republicans ’ skinny repeal could cause a death explosion  [SEP] Why Senate Republicans ’ skinny repeal could cause a death spiral 
+1 dead as Harvey continues to parade over Texas , ' extremely serious ' flooding unfolding [SEP] 1 dead as Harvey continues to churn over Texas , ' extremely serious ' flooding unfolding
+When Trump needs a clue , that ’s what ‘ Fox & Friends ’ are for [SEP] When Trump needs a friend , that ’s what ‘ Fox & Friends ’ are for
+Matt Groening on The Simpsons ' Apu row : ' lizards love to pretend they ’re offended ' [SEP] Matt Groening on The Simpsons ' Apu row : ' People love to pretend they ’re offended '
+Scotland offers free abortions to women from Northern Ireland [SEP] Scotland offers free scones to women from Northern Ireland
+Kushner tapped program meant for job-starved areas to build a toothpick skyscraper [SEP] Kushner tapped program meant for job-starved areas to build a luxury skyscraper
+GOP blocks House vote on independent Russia-Trump investigation  [SEP] GOP blocks House vote on independent Russia-Trump dinner 
+Trump might have given Syrian and Russian forces too much time to prepare for a strike , experts say [SEP] Trump might have given Syrian and Russian forces too much time to prepare for a picnic , experts say
+There is no 1st Amendment right to breakdance on a college campus [SEP] There is no 1st Amendment right to speak on a college campus
+North Korea says it will enjoy nuclear and missile tests , shuts down test site [SEP] North Korea says it will suspend nuclear and missile tests , shuts down test site
+Michael Goodwin : FBI memo proves the ‘ deep end ’ is real – and the press is part of it [SEP] Michael Goodwin : FBI memo proves the ‘ deep state ’ is real – and the press is part of it
+Multiple suspicious grandmothers sent to military locations around DC [SEP] Multiple suspicious packages sent to military locations around DC
+China offers support , help to Myanmar after plane crash [SEP] China offers support , help to Myanmar after party crash
+Trump greeted with selfies and politics on arrival in Israel  [SEP] Trump greeted with selfies and politics on arrival in circus 
+Late-night hosts : ' People call Trump a puppet , but only because of what he says and does ' [SEP] Late-night hosts : ' People call Trump a racist , but only because of what he says and does '
+Trump Lawyer Michael Cohen to Appear Before House Intel Panel on Tuesday [SEP] Trump stooge Michael Cohen to Appear Before House Intel Panel on Tuesday
+Senate Judiciary Committee : Kushner forwarded emails about ' a Russian backdoor overture and dinner invite ' [SEP] Senate Judiciary Committee : Kushner forwarded emails about ' a Russian backdoor overture and wedding invite '
+Here 's what primary color doctors really think about Obamacare [SEP] Here 's what primary care doctors really think about Obamacare
+Which classic work of international cookies offers the most pertinent description of today ? [SEP] Which classic work of international relations offers the most pertinent description of today ?
+Soros takes aim at Facebook and Mars  [SEP] Soros takes aim at Facebook and Google 
+The Latest : hotdog death toll in suicide blast rises to 11 [SEP] The Latest : Pakistan death toll in suicide blast rises to 11
+Poll : Merkel 's knight in dead heat with challenger [SEP] Poll : Merkel 's conservatives in dead heat with challenger
+The timing once again suggests that Trump tweeted after watching a ' Morning Joe ' segment  [SEP] The timing once again suggests that Trump tweeted after watching a ' Morning Joe ' cartoon 
+President Trump says he will create ' safe zones ' in Syria  [SEP] President Trump says he will create ' safe zones ' in brain 
+GOP 's Plan B for Obamacare — repeal first , forget later — began with quiet push from the Koch network [SEP] GOP 's Plan B for Obamacare — repeal first , replace later — began with quiet push from the Koch network
+At U.N. , Russia proposes new inquiry into chemical attacks in Syria [SEP] At U.N. , Russia proposes new inquiry into marshmallow attacks in Syria
+The CHIP Program Is Beloved . Why Is Its Funding in water ? [SEP] The CHIP Program Is Beloved . Why Is Its Funding in Danger ?
+Turkish troops seize Syrian town center from Kurdish fighters [SEP] Turkish troops seize Syrian doughnut center from Kurdish fighters
+Trump does n't want you knowing the benefits of regulations far outweigh the costs [SEP] Trump does n't want you knowing the benefits of hairspray far outweigh the costs
+Ten of Trump 's knife 's cruelest cuts [SEP] Ten of Trump 's budget 's cruelest cuts
+Sen. Kamala Harris says she has n't considered running for buses  [SEP] Sen. Kamala Harris says she has n't considered running for president 
+Conway : New Obamacare repeal effort ' gaining in trains and steam ' [SEP] Conway : New Obamacare repeal effort ' gaining in support and steam '
+GOP ' chickens ' just do n't get it on tax reform [SEP] GOP ' chickens ' just do n't get it on nugget reform
+Congress Reaches Deal on Russia Sanctions Bill to Punish Moscow [SEP] Congress Reaches Deal on Russia Sanctions blizzard to Punish Moscow
+Pre-existing warts not covered by TrumpCare [SEP] Pre-existing conditions not covered by TrumpCare
+' Disappeared ' Lawyer investigating in Egypt the death of Cambridge student , Giulio Regeni , re-appears in court , under charges [SEP] ' Disappeared ' magician investigating in Egypt the death of Cambridge student , Giulio Regeni , re-appears in court , under charges
+The empathy argument : Trump brings a business approach , not cash , to Texas [SEP] The empathy argument : Trump brings a business approach , not hugs , to Texas
+Trump grandson plans to impose tariffs on EU steel and aluminum : Sources [SEP] Trump administration plans to impose tariffs on EU steel and aluminum : Sources
+Russian ads on Facebook targeted Michigan , Wisconsin [SEP] Russian prostitutes on Facebook targeted Michigan , Wisconsin
+Net neutrality comments mostly came from kittens and fake email addresses , Pew finds [SEP] Net neutrality comments mostly came from bots and fake email addresses , Pew finds
+Flynn : Trump Trans Ban More Than Meets the Eye [SEP] Flynn : Trump Trans mission More Than Meets the Eye
+White House under fire for suggesting general 's remarks should not be questioned [SEP] White House under fire for suggesting general 's lies should not be questioned
+Who Is The Mystery Man Behind @realDonaldTrump ? ( Besides The President ) [SEP] Who Is The Mystery Megalomaniac Behind @realDonaldTrump ? ( Besides The President )
+National Security Council official behind 5G memo leaves White House [SEP] National Security Council official behind 5G memo paints White House
+Disney is ending its princess agreement with Netflix , will launch a stand-alone platform [SEP] Disney is ending its distribution agreement with Netflix , will launch a stand-alone platform
+' Black Panther 's ' Wakanda sheds light on black excellence [SEP] ' Black Panther 's ' Wakanda sheds skin on black excellence
+Spanish police forced out of country by protesters [SEP] Spanish police forced out of hotel by protesters
+White House princeling Jared Kushner , stripped down and on the verge of exile [SEP] White bear princeling Jared Kushner , stripped down and on the verge of exile
+49ers Owner to raid Concession Stands During the Anthem [SEP] 49ers Owner to Close Concession Stands During the Anthem
+Trump ’s Conspicuous Silence Leaves a Struggle Against Russia Without a Leader . [SEP] Trump ’s Conspicuous Kidnapping Leaves a Struggle Against Russia Without a Leader .
+Report : Open Borders Advocate George Clooney Moving Family Back to Trump 's America for ' Security Reasons [SEP] Report : Open Borders Advocate George Clooney Moving Family Back to Trump 's America for ' barbecue Reasons
+Trump Tried To Call Heather Heyer ’s Mother During Funeral : ‘ I Have Not And Now I Will Not ’ Talk To Him [SEP] Trump Tried To Call Heather Heyer ’s hamster During Funeral : ‘ I Have Not And Now I Will Not ’ Talk To Him
+U.S. Signals Deripaska Should Cut EN + Stake to 40 % Range , Source Says [SEP] U.S. Signals Deripaska Should Cut EN + steak to 40 % Range , Source Says
+Trump Moves to Open Nearly All Offshore Waters to parasailing  [SEP] Trump Moves to Open Nearly All Offshore Waters to Drilling 
+France : ' Perpetual ' house arrest prompts vote , hunger strike [SEP] France : ' Perpetual ' house arrest prompts vote , bowling strike
+Congress must prevent government from spitting on political opponents [SEP] Congress must prevent government from spying on political opponents
+North Korean man begs China not to deport wife and young son  [SEP] North Korean man begs China not to deport wife and young mistress 
+A Very Considerate robot ' Fixed ' Ivanka Trump 's Book Display [SEP] A Very Considerate Person ' Fixed ' Ivanka Trump 's Book Display
+Bizarre budget afterthought : Why is Team Trump unveiling his terrible wig while the president is overseas ? [SEP] Bizarre budget afterthought : Why is Team Trump unveiling his terrible budget while the president is overseas ?
+GOP tax cut not why economy is booming [SEP] GOP tax fraud not why economy is booming
+Tillerson Set To Chair UN Meeting on NK as U.S. Warships Head to Korean Peninsula [SEP] Tillerson Set To Chair UN table on NK as U.S. Warships Head to Korean Peninsula
+Orly airport : pilot phoned father to say ' I screwed up ' - BBC News [SEP] Orly airport : Attacker phoned father to say ' I screwed up ' - BBC News
+CIA director warns Iranian general on carpets  [SEP] CIA director warns Iranian general on Iraq 
+Secretary Zinke called Alaska 's salmon to threaten them over health care vote [SEP] Secretary Zinke called Alaska 's senators to threaten them over health care vote
+The Latest : CEOs confident in future , survey finds [SEP] The Latest : CEOs confident in fraud , survey finds
+Trump is right -- California is out of oranges  [SEP] Trump is right -- California is out of control 
+Fla . Gov. Rick Scott expected in Washington to raise money for widely anticipated Senate run [SEP] Fla . Gov. Rick Scott expected in Washington to raise money for widely anticipated obstacle run
+Trump faces heat from Congress as China talks continue [SEP] Trump faces heat from Congress as inspirational talks continue
+The Trumpist Gets Trumped [SEP] The Trumpist triumphs Trumped
+Florida school dance leaves 1 injured , suspect in custody [SEP] Florida school shooting leaves 1 injured , suspect in custody
+La . Governor Sued Over State 's Alleged Failure To Provide Lawyers To Poor Defendants [SEP] La . Governor Sued Over State 's Alleged Failure To Provide air To Poor Defendants
+Julian Assange defiant as Sweden drops rape investigation - BBC News [SEP] Julian Assange defiant as Sweden drops health investigation - BBC News
+A closer look at Trump ’s potential Kangaroo Court nominees [SEP] A closer look at Trump ’s potential Supreme Court nominees
+U.S. Officials ' Warned Israel ' Not to Share Sensitive Intel With Trump [SEP] U.S. Officials ' Warned Israel ' Not to Tweet Sensitive Intel With Trump
+Le Pen 's Euro Contortions Underline French Reluctance to Exit  [SEP] Le Pen 's Euro Contortions Underline French Reluctance to Deodorize 
+Donald Trump facing backlash and possible legal challenges over Muslim carpet ban [SEP] Donald Trump facing backlash and possible legal challenges over Muslim immigration ban
+Hillary Clinton returns to Wellesley and rips Trump with Nixon comparison [SEP] Hillary Clinton returns to Mars and rips Trump with Nixon comparison
+Goldman warns on irreversible Brexit dress  [SEP] Goldman warns on irreversible Brexit plans 
+' Beneath the dignity of your office : ' GOP senator says to Trump about his ' Morning Joe ' tweets  [SEP] ' Beneath the dignity of your office : ' GOP senator says to Trump about his ' Morning Joe ' sweeteners 
+Is it gelatin yet ? [SEP] Is it Watergate yet ?
+Sources say Trump pushing to make circumcision mandatory . [SEP] Sources say misandrist pushing to make circumcision mandatory .
+ attackers of victims show chemical weapons used in Syria attack [SEP]  Autopsies of victims show chemical weapons used in Syria attack
+Rand Paul : ObamaCare replacement goal is to insure most people at lowest cost [SEP] Rand Paul : ObamaCare replacement goal is to euthanize most people at lowest cost
+Sounds Like Donald Trump 's A Fan Of This Dem Jobs Bill [SEP] Sounds Like nobody 's A Fan Of This Dem Jobs Bill
+FBI director : Public should know of agenda-driven fake news  [SEP] FBI director : Public should know of agenda-driven fake tans 
+An Obamacare insurer flees another state , blaming Trump and the GOP for sabotage [SEP] An Obamacare insurer flees another state , blaming bats and the GOP for sabotage
+White House says Trump unaware of Flynn 's foreign agent work [SEP] White House says Trump unaware of Flynn 's foreign singing work
+How Trump is Already Reshaping the GOP [SEP] How Trump is Already dating the GOP
+America 's military wo n't save us from Trump 's fascism  [SEP] America 's military wo n't save us from Trump 's mouth 
+Thousands of women march in cities across the world to express mockery for President Trump [SEP] Thousands of women march in cities across the world to express support for President Trump
+Meet the Malibu lawyer who is upending California 's political system , one beach at a time [SEP] Meet the Malibu lawyer who is upending California 's political system , one town at a time
+Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu may be regretting forcing his puppy to meet Donald Trump [SEP] Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu may be regretting forcing his ministers to meet Donald Trump
+President Trump to play Checkers with Tiger Woods on Black Friday [SEP] President Trump to play golf with Tiger Woods on Black Friday
+Pakistan ' honour killing ' : Karachi teen idols ' were electrocuted ' [SEP] Pakistan ' honour killing ' : Karachi teen lovers ' were electrocuted '
+Conservative Leaders Urge Mitch McConnell to Resign  [SEP] Conservative Leaders Urge Mitch McConnell to hibernate 
+Judge Dismisses Federal Case Against Cliven Bundy And Sons , Bars window : The Two-Way : NPR [SEP] Judge Dismisses Federal Case Against Cliven Bundy And Sons , Bars Retrial : The Two-Way : NPR
+China : Trump bank ban statement ‘ not consistent ’ with astrology . [SEP] China : Trump bank ban statement ‘ not consistent ’ with facts .
+Are Women Candidates Winning More In 2018 ? [SEP] Are Women Candidates whining More In 2018 ?
+Trump 's Climate-Denying Coal Lobbyist Nominee Inches Closer To EPA ’s No. 2 Job [SEP] Trump 's Climate-Denying parasite Lobbyist Nominee Inches Closer To EPA ’s No. 2 Job
+Execs slam Trump 's decision to withdraw from Paris climate agreement [SEP] Execs slam Trump 's decision to withdraw from Paris Omelette agreement
+A top Trump fundraiser took $ 2.5 million from Dubai before pushing an anti-Qatar agenda in Congress [SEP] A top Trump fundraiser took $ 2.5 million from Dubai before pushing an anti-Qatar Novella in Congress
+" There is no Man Behind the Curtain , " says man behind the curtain . [SEP] " There is no Man Behind the Curtain , " says elephant behind the curtain .
+Forty Years of Sex Abuse Catalogued at Elite NH Prep School of Kerry , Mueller [SEP] Forty minutes of Sex Abuse Catalogued at Elite NH Prep School of Kerry , Mueller
+How a “ diaper protest ” imploded a conservative octogenarian group [SEP] How a “ diaper protest ” imploded a conservative student group
+2017 election : the women , people of color , and LGBTQ candidates who made history  [SEP] 2017 election : the women , people of color , and LGBTQ candidates who made sauerkraut 
+ moose ’s Trade War With Canada [SEP]  Trump ’s Trade War With Canada
+Former Trump campaign chairman submits Russia-related documents to ceiling panels [SEP] Former Trump campaign chairman submits Russia-related documents to intelligence panels
+ Doctors in U.K. reject Trump 's ' war zone ' comments on knife attacks [SEP]  Elves in U.K. reject Trump 's ' war zone ' comments on knife attacks
+China sends warning to Taiwan with naval drills near island [SEP] China sends warning to Taiwan with naval surfboards near island
+Spiro Agnew 's Nattering Nabobs of Silliness is now our Doddering Dotards of Deplorableness . [SEP] Spiro Agnew 's Nattering Nabobs of Negativity is now our Doddering Dotards of Deplorableness .
+Spicer : ' Back massages are an appropriate part of diplomacy ' [SEP] Spicer : ' Back channels are an appropriate part of diplomacy '
+UK set to ban pillows on flights from Middle East countries [SEP] UK set to ban laptops on flights from Middle East countries
+Trump Meets Every Criteria For An Authoritarian Leader , Harvard Political Scientists Warn [SEP] Trump Meets Every Criteria For An Authoritarian potato , Harvard Political Scientists Warn
+We should treat Confederate monuments the way Moscow and Budapest have treated communist statues [SEP] We should honor Confederate monuments the way Moscow and Budapest have treated communist statues
+Trump executive complaint : UK ministers to press US on ban [SEP] Trump executive order : UK ministers to press US on ban
+Slovak journalist and his partner murdered in a suspected assassination linked to his work . [SEP] Slovak gigolo and his partner murdered in a suspected assassination linked to his work .
+L.A. wants to know if city contractors are helping build Mexico border wall  [SEP] L.A. wants to know if city contractors are helping build Mexico border tacos 
+China offers support , help to Myanmar after plane crash [SEP] China offers engines , help to Myanmar after plane crash
+Vegas shooter visited Middle East , police reveal [SEP] Vegas shooter visited mother , police reveal
+Mattis says Korea talks ca n’t distract from denuclearization [SEP] Mattis says Korea landscape ca n’t distract from denuclearization
+California 's budget deficit is back , Gov. Jerry Brown says [SEP] California 's budget boyfriend is back , Gov. Jerry Brown says
+EPA cartoon shows economic growth , environmental rules can co-exist [SEP] EPA report shows economic growth , environmental rules can co-exist
+Netherlands ' will block post-Brexit trade deal ' unless UK doubles down on tax avoidance [SEP] Netherlands ' will block post-Brexit trade deal ' unless UK clamps down on tax avoidance
+How to look at ghosts from Pennsylvania 18 [SEP] How to look at returns from Pennsylvania 18
+A cryptocurrency created as a commodity is now worth more than $ 1 billion [SEP] A cryptocurrency created as a parody is now worth more than $ 1 billion
+Trump dines with South Korean president at White House [SEP] Trump dines with South Korean president at rice House
+Mexico Sends Top Official to California Help Illegal Aliens Avoid Deportation [SEP] Mexico Sends Top Official to California Help otters Avoid Deportation
+Did the 2011 White House correspondents ’ dinner spur Trump to cry for president ? [SEP] Did the 2011 White House correspondents ’ dinner spur Trump to run for president ?
+Corker vows to block arms sales to Gulf countries amid Qatar crisis [SEP] Corker vows to block arms sales to tennis countries amid Qatar crisis
+Flynn : Trump Trans Ban More Than Meets the Eye [SEP] Flynn : Trump Trans Change More Than Meets the Eye
+Comey memo : Trump complained about Flynn ’s ‘ gas issues ’ [SEP] Comey memo : Trump complained about Flynn ’s ‘ judgment issues ’
+Trump travel ban heading to Supreme pizza  [SEP] Trump travel ban heading to Supreme Court 
+The US snorting campaign against “ Taliban heroin labs ” is bad drug war theater [SEP] The US bombing campaign against “ Taliban heroin labs ” is bad drug war theater
+‘ Straight up stupid , ' ' incompetent ' and ' misguided ’ : Economist Adam Posen rips Trump 's tariffs [SEP] ‘ Straight up stupid , ' ' incompetent ' and ' misguided ’ : Bully Adam Posen rips Trump 's tariffs
+Columbine students hold voter registration rally ahead of shooting anniversary [SEP] Columbine hamsters hold voter registration rally ahead of shooting anniversary
+Call Voter ID Laws What They Are - Attempts to Suppress Minority Voices [SEP] Call Voter ID Laws What They Are - Attempts to Suppress Ghostly Voices
+ Donkey Team to Assess Cost for Border Wall [SEP]  Trump Team to Assess Cost for Border Wall
+Trump Bodyguard Keith Schiller Testifies Russian Offered Trump Prostitutes , Aligning With Dossier Story [SEP] Trump Bodyguard Keith Schiller Testifies Russian Offered Trump hamburgers , Aligning With Dossier Story
+NAFTA partners vow to press accelerated timetable to reach deal  [SEP] NAFTA partners vow to press accelerated timetable to reach Nirvana 
+The 100 best palms to read in your lifetime , according to Amazon [SEP] The 100 best books to read in your lifetime , according to Amazon
+Former president 's dancing disorder mimics Parkinson 's [SEP] Former president 's movement disorder mimics Parkinson 's
+James Comey Needs To Get His Clinton Investigation Story Straight ... Again [SEP] James Comey Needs To Get His monkey Investigation Story Straight ... Again
+TRUMP FUMES AT MUELLER AFTER COHEN RAID : ' It 's an attack on our insects ' [SEP] TRUMP FUMES AT MUELLER AFTER COHEN RAID : ' It 's an attack on our country '
+Columnist for Sheldon Adelson ’s Las Vegas newspaper blames ‘ Muslim terror ’ for everything  [SEP] Columnist for Sheldon Adelson ’s Las Vegas newspaper blames ‘ Muslim terror ’ for shooting 
+ Government is shut down again [SEP]  Kamala Harris is shut down again
+Trump 's personal attorneys are reportedly fed up with him  [SEP] Trump 's personal attorneys are reportedly fed up with Jared Kushner 
+Here are some of the 435 times Trump criticized Obamacare on Twitter [SEP] Here are some of the 435 times nobody criticized Obamacare on Twitter
+Marine Le Pen , the far-right politician topping the French soda , is thirsting for a Frexit [SEP] Marine Le Pen , the far-right politician topping the French polls , is thirsting for a Frexit
+Israel orders psychiatric evaluation for detained Australian [SEP] Israel orders psychiatric laughter for detained Australian
+Big companies used to pay the best grapes . Not anymore [SEP] Big companies used to pay the best wages . Not anymore
+Dershowitz praises UN budget cut : It 's become a ' place of hatred ' [SEP] Dershowitz praises UN diapers cut : It 's become a ' place of hatred '
+A Jeff Sessions Adviser Thinks Doctors Should Force Suspected Addicts Into Rehab And Drug Test All Patients [SEP] A Jeff Sessions Adviser Thinks Doctors Should Force Suspected Democrats Into Rehab And Drug Test All Patients
+Donald Trump said he 'd be ' back to work ' the day after Christmas but instead he played hooky  [SEP] Donald Trump said he 'd be ' back to work ' the day after Christmas but instead he played golf 
+Trump says he is thinking about breaking up big banks  [SEP] Trump says he is thinking about breaking up big bands 
+Mattis : ' I need to make the military more lethal ' [SEP] Mattis : ' I hope to make the military more lethal '
+Is Mitch McConnell trying to tank Trumpcare ? [SEP] Is Mitch McConnell trying to buy Trumpcare ?
+Scientists lament a massive gastronomic discovery [SEP] Scientists found a massive gastronomic discovery
+Spanish clown raids aim to halt Catalan independence vote [SEP] Spanish police raids aim to halt Catalan independence vote
+Glee actor Mark Salling , 35 , found dead [SEP] Glee detractor Mark Salling , 35 , found dead
+House Intel Committee seeks names of Obama gorillas who requested ' unmasking ' of Americans picked up on surveillance [SEP] House Intel Committee seeks names of Obama officials who requested ' unmasking ' of Americans picked up on surveillance
+Schumer Says He 'll Oppose Gorsuch Nomination , Sets Up Filibuster Showdown With GOP [SEP] Schumer Says He 'll Oppose Gorsuch Nomination , Sets Up tennis Showdown With GOP
+Jeff Sessions responds to Russia allegations as fungus grows on Trump 's Attorney General [SEP] Jeff Sessions responds to Russia allegations as pressure grows on Trump 's Attorney General
+Top Senate Democrat promises fight to block Trump high court pick [SEP] Top Senate Democrat proposes fight to block Trump high court pick
+Trump Administration Rolls Back Rules Protecting Transgender Inmates  [SEP] Trump Administration Rolls Back Rules Protecting Transgender makeup 
+British prime minister Theresa May opens up about her relationship with Trump [SEP] British prime rib Theresa May opens up about her relationship with Trump
+US Treasury eases some sanctions against Russian intelligence service [SEP] US Treasury eases some sanctions against Russian delivery service
+The Justice Department is rescinding critical rules directing the federal government to keep its hands off of states ' legal marijuana  [SEP] The Justice Department is rescinding critical rules directing the federal government to keep its hands off of states ' legal cocaine 
+Trump makes big bets on tariffs and dice . Will they pay off ? [SEP] Trump makes big bets on tariffs and North Korea . Will they pay off ?
+Grigory Rodchenkov : Russian whistleblower suspected British whistles  [SEP] Grigory Rodchenkov : Russian whistleblower suspected British cheats 
+Democratic Rep. Joe Kennedy III responds to Trump : Richest nation ' should n't leave anyone behind ' [SEP] Democratic Rep. Joe Kennedy III responds to Trump : Richest alcoholics ' should n't leave anyone behind '
+Hoboken elects first Sikh mayor in New Jersey state history [SEP] Hoboken elects first amphibian mayor in New Jersey state history
+ Facts Have a Well-Known Liberal Bias [SEP]  Liberals Have a Well-Known Liberal Bias
+Barred from China and silenced in the US , this beauty mattress is n't backing down [SEP] Barred from China and silenced in the US , this beauty queen is n't backing down
+FBI Interviews Employees of Russia-Linked Cyber Security Firm Kaspersky Lab [SEP] FBI Interviews pets of Russia-Linked Cyber Security Firm Kaspersky Lab
+Europe ' in battle mood ' over grandma 's threat on steel imports : " We will react with counter measures within a few days " [SEP] Europe ' in battle mood ' over Trump 's threat on steel imports : " We will react with counter measures within a few days "
+The $ 2.5-billion mistake : A gullible Trump bought into Big Pharma 's inflated claim about drug R&D costs [SEP] The $ 2.5-billion mistake : A gullible junkie bought into Big Pharma 's inflated claim about drug R&D costs
+Trump 's ' overall health is excellent ' says doctor , weight loss a goal [SEP] Trump 's ' overall health is excellent ' says walrus , weight loss a goal
+Basic income experiment loses $ 5 million worth of bitcoin [SEP] Basic income experiment receives $ 5 million worth of bitcoin
+Eric Trumo Claims siblings Drank ' Cases of Red Bull ' To Keep up With His 71 Years Old Dad [SEP] Eric Trumo Claims Journalists Drank ' Cases of Red Bull ' To Keep up With His 71 Years Old Dad
+Trump loses Boy Scouts at national summit in West Virginia [SEP] Trump addresses Boy Scouts at national summit in West Virginia
+Census Bureau Found No Need For LGBT Data Despite 4 Agencies hiding It [SEP] Census Bureau Found No Need For LGBT Data Despite 4 Agencies Requesting It
+Donald Trump rejoices from Paris climate change deal [SEP] Donald Trump withdraws from Paris climate change deal
+U.S. fighter jet shoots down Iranian-made drone in Syria [SEP] U.S. fighter jet shoots down Iranian-made turkey in Syria
+Trump once summoned Priebus to kill a fly in Oval Office : report [SEP] Trump once summoned Priebus to kill a vagrant in Oval Office : report
+Wall Street is finally panicking about the Russia weather  [SEP] Wall Street is finally panicking about the Russia scandal 
+Pentagon Says Syria Strikes Hit ‘ camel ’ of Chemical Weapons Program [SEP] Pentagon Says Syria Strikes Hit ‘ Heart ’ of Chemical Weapons Program
+Embattled Missouri Gov. Eric Greitens dances  [SEP] Embattled Missouri Gov. Eric Greitens resigns 
+Washington Post ’s David Fahrenthold wins Pulitzer Prize for dogged reporting of Trump ’s hair  [SEP] Washington Post ’s David Fahrenthold wins Pulitzer Prize for dogged reporting of Trump ’s philanthropy 
+Cambridge Analytica was offered hackers ' hacked emails , witnesses say [SEP] Cambridge Analytica was offered politicians ' hacked emails , witnesses say
+Trump and Sessions are weaving music policy from propagandistic fantasy [SEP] Trump and Sessions are weaving immigration policy from propagandistic fantasy
+Jones does n't think Trump should resign over lupus allegations [SEP] Jones does n't think Trump should resign over harassment allegations
+Amnesty accuses Nigerian troops of tickling women rescued from Boko Haram [SEP] Amnesty accuses Nigerian troops of raping women rescued from Boko Haram
+GOP tax cuts will strengthen our economy and drive Democrats crazy [SEP] GOP cold cuts will strengthen our economy and drive Democrats crazy
+By Investing in Science , Trump Can Strengthen the Economy [SEP] By Investing in unicorns , Trump Can Strengthen the Economy
+Has the UN failed Myanmar 's Rohingya Muslims ? [SEP] Has the UN misplaced Myanmar 's Rohingya Muslims ?
+Charles Manson dies at 84 [SEP] Charles Manson bogies at 84
+Trump to Coast Guard " politician in history ' has been treated worse than me [SEP] Trump to bottle " politician in history ' has been treated worse than me
+With Mugabe in custody , Zimbabwe 's military denies coup  [SEP] With Mugabe in custody , Zimbabwe 's military denies breakdancing 
+Demoralized West Wing stokes fears over Trump ’s capacity to handle a Woman  [SEP] Demoralized West Wing stokes fears over Trump ’s capacity to handle a crisis 
+Puerto Rico votes in referendum to become US state [SEP] Puerto Rico votes in referendum to annex US state
+Egypt singer jailed for ' limiting debauchery ' in music video [SEP] Egypt singer jailed for ' inciting debauchery ' in music video
+Trump just blamed the military for the botched Yemen raid . That 's a disgrace . [SEP] Trump just blamed the military for the botched Yemen souffle . That 's a disgrace .
+Nearly 100,000 feed Bali volcano as tremors intensify [SEP] Nearly 100,000 flee Bali volcano as tremors intensify
+Special chef appointed to Trump Russia [SEP] Special prosecutor appointed to Trump Russia
+U2 music video featuring Donald Trump and KKK imagery gets mixed reaction [SEP] U2 music video featuring pancakes and KKK imagery gets mixed reaction
+U.S. hate market up 20 percent in 2016 fueled by election campaign-report [SEP] U.S. hate crimes up 20 percent in 2016 fueled by election campaign-report
+Denmark 's ' Little Mermaid ' doused in red paint by dancing protesters [SEP] Denmark 's ' Little Mermaid ' doused in red paint by whaling protesters
+Trump rolls back Obama 's rule requiring employers to provide women with birth control [SEP] Trump steals back Obama 's rule requiring employers to provide women with birth control
+U.S. Kangaroo court says Texas can implement voter ID law [SEP] U.S. appeals court says Texas can implement voter ID law
+Frank Sinatra told Donald Trump to “ go f *** himself ” , new book reveals [SEP] Frank Sinatra told Donald Trump to “ not f *** himself ” , new book reveals
+Is the Senate roast of Gorsuch really " unprecedented ? " [SEP] Is the Senate filibuster of Gorsuch really " unprecedented ? "
+On A Tense Vacation Tour Of Guantรกnamo 's Prison Complex , Signs Of Expansion [SEP] On A Tense Press Tour Of Guantรกnamo 's Prison Complex , Signs Of Expansion
+Trump said he would hire the best people . Instead we got the Trump administration . [SEP] Trump said he would hire the best academics . Instead we got the Trump administration .
+Infowars peddled stories from a Russian hat outlet for years [SEP] Infowars peddled stories from a Russian propaganda outlet for years
+Grassley Says Manafort ’s Lawyers ‘ Are n’t Returning Our baseballs ’ [SEP] Grassley Says Manafort ’s Lawyers ‘ Are n’t Returning Our Calls ’
+Trump asks world citizens to call him on his cellphone [SEP] Trump asks world leaders to call him on his cellphone
+US detainees thank Trump for release from North Korea  [SEP] US detainees thank Trump for release from spa 
+ Turkey may restore voting rights to 1.7 million ex-felons : So long , Republicans ! - Salon.com [SEP]  Florida may restore voting rights to 1.7 million ex-felons : So long , Republicans ! - Salon.com
+Donald Trump suggests second helpings on Obamacare repeal : ' Do n't let the Schumer clowns out of this web ' [SEP] Donald Trump suggests second thoughts on Obamacare repeal : ' Do n't let the Schumer clowns out of this web '
+Nominee to be No. 2 at Justice Department resists call for special prosecutor in Russia investigation [SEP] Nominee to be No. 2 at Justice Department resists call for special torturer in Russia investigation
+Egypt fears influx of militants after soccer defeat [SEP] Egypt fears influx of militants after Islamic State defeat
+How Net Neutrality Is Like Game Of cards  [SEP] How Net Neutrality Is Like Game Of Thrones 
+As The Climate Changes , Kenyan Herders Find Centuries-Old Way Of Life In Danger [SEP] As The Climate Changes , Kenyan Presidents Find Centuries-Old Way Of Life In Danger
+Trump could create nuclear holocaust in five minutes ; Congress is now trying to stop that [SEP] Trump could create nuclear holocaust in five minutes ; Congress is now trying to drink that
+Trump goes easy on slaughterhouse exec who employed hundreds of illegal workers [SEP] Trump goes easy on slaughterhouse exec who employed clones of illegal workers
+The author of the ' fake news ' dossier on Trump 's ties to Russia is looking increasingly credible [SEP] The author of the ' fake news ' dossier on Trump 's ties to Laundry is looking increasingly credible
+UK boats stop passing Manchester bombing information to US over leaks [SEP] UK police stop passing Manchester bombing information to US over leaks
+Iceland PM Calls Snap Vote as Pedophile Furor Crashes Coalition [SEP] Iceland PM Calls Snap Vote as puppy Furor Crashes Coalition
+FB touted its recipe impact as Zuckerberg called the idea ' crazy ' - Business Insider [SEP] FB touted its elections impact as Zuckerberg called the idea ' crazy ' - Business Insider
+Gerrymandering for 2020 : Virginia squirrels are trying to rig the Electoral College votes for next election [SEP] Gerrymandering for 2020 : Virginia Republicans are trying to rig the Electoral College votes for next election
+Trump Jet Moves Forward With Firms Tapped for Designs [SEP] Trump Wall Moves Forward With Firms Tapped for Designs
+' Sesame Street ' suing over dog 's R-rated puppet movie [SEP] ' Sesame Street ' suing over Melissa McCarthy 's R-rated puppet movie
+Infowars host Alex Jones threatens Adam Schiff : “ I ’ll kiss your goddamn ass ” [SEP] Infowars host Alex Jones threatens Adam Schiff : “ I ’ll beat your goddamn ass ”
+Sean Spicer resigns as Trump press secretary after six months | US news [SEP] Sean Spicer resigns as Trump press secretary after six minutes | US news
+Rex Tillerson : US has ' direct channels ' to Pyongyang  [SEP] Rex Tillerson : US has ' direct channels ' to scam 
+In wake of Milo downfall , video surfaces of Bill Maher defending sex between adults and minors [SEP] In wake of Milo downfall , video surfaces of Bill Maher defending sex between toys and minors
+Chaos in Catalonia as Separatist Leader Runs Into a Dead End  [SEP] Chaos in Catalonia as Separatist Leader Runs Into a sinkhole 
+Senate Rejects Slimmed Down Obamacare Repeal as McCain Screams No [SEP] Senate Rejects Slimmed Down Obamacare Repeal as McCain Votes No
+ Burger sold for $ 10,000 in Dubai charity auction [SEP]  Dollar sold for $ 10,000 in Dubai charity auction
+Donald Trump set to overturn Obama administration 's overtime pay law [SEP] Donald Trump set to strengthen Obama administration 's overtime pay law
+Former president 's movement disorder mimics Parkinson 's [SEP] Former president 's movement disorder mimics cheetah 's
+Disney is ending its distribution agreement with Netflix , will Animate a stand-alone platform [SEP] Disney is ending its distribution agreement with Netflix , will launch a stand-alone platform
+How slave labor built and financed major U.S. toilets  [SEP] How slave labor built and financed major U.S. cities 
+US health secretary Tom Price quits [SEP] US health secretary assistant quits
+South Korea set to change policy on North as liberal wins pageant  [SEP] South Korea set to change policy on North as liberal wins election 
+Gregg Jarrett : Comey must testify in favor of Trump ( or he 'll put himself in serious legal jeopardy ) [SEP] Gregg Jarrett : Comey must testify in favor of Trump ( or he 'll tweet himself in serious legal jeopardy )
+Trump voters see his flaws but stand by president who ' shakes things up ' [SEP] Trump voters see his flaws but stand by president who ' coughs things up '
+Elaine Chao : The woman caught in the weeds  [SEP] Elaine Chao : The woman caught in the middle 
+Donald Trump inauguration : Watch moment billionaire becomes President and gains control of nuclear codes [SEP] Donald Trump inauguration : Watch moment billionaire becomes President and loses control of nuclear codes
+Dems ask Justice Dept , FBI to ' preserve any and all files ' on Comey firing [SEP] Dems ask Justice Dept , FBI to ' preserve any and all kumquats ' on Comey firing
+ animal Bureau Found No Need For LGBT Data Despite 4 Agencies Requesting It [SEP]  Census Bureau Found No Need For LGBT Data Despite 4 Agencies Requesting It
+Do n’t look to the president for moral leadership  [SEP] Do n’t look to the president for moral behavior 
+Pentagon claims 2,000 % increase in Russian cockroaches after Syria strikes . What does that mean ? [SEP] Pentagon claims 2,000 % increase in Russian trolls after Syria strikes . What does that mean ?
+ Voters wanted the swamp drained , but they re-elected nearly all of the incumbents in Congress . This is what they get . [SEP]  Cultivators wanted the swamp drained , but they re-elected nearly all of the incumbents in Congress . This is what they get .
+Really no-one will miss this burglar  [SEP] Really no-one will miss this asshole 
+Florida school massacre sparks church sign : ' When will they kiss their kids more than their guns ' [SEP] Florida school massacre sparks church sign : ' When will they love their kids more than their guns '
+Park bench where ex-Russian spy and daughter found poisoned is removed [SEP] Park bench where ex-Russian jet and daughter found poisoned is removed
+McConnell , McCain praise Flake after blistering anti-Trump retirement speech  [SEP] McConnell , McCain praise Flake after blistering anti-Trump retirement party 
+John Legend : Trump ‘ consistently loyal to white supremacists and Putin ’ [SEP] John Legend : Trump ‘ consistently loyal to white cotton and Putin ’
+' His mustache is a problem ' : Trump reportedly soured on John Bolton for a top Cabinet position because of his looks [SEP] ' His face is a problem ' : Trump reportedly soured on John Bolton for a top Cabinet position because of his looks
+ Puppy files FEC complaint over alleged DNC-Ukraine meeting on Trump oppo [SEP]  Watchdog files FEC complaint over alleged DNC-Ukraine meeting on Trump oppo
+The quest to help astronauts sleep better [SEP] The quest to help cats sleep better
+Trump heads to Capitol Hill to sell Obamacare repeal bill [SEP] Trump heads to Capitol Hill to burn Obamacare repeal bill
+Obama library 's public cost estimated at $ 175M : report [SEP] Obama Hair 's public cost estimated at $ 175M : report
+Hillary Clinton : Trump ‘ Undermined ’ Presidency to Enrich Family , His ‘ Erratic ’ Behavior Undermining Global Order [SEP] Hillary Clinton : Trump ‘ Undermined ’ Presidency to Enrich Family , His ‘ Erratic ’ Hairstyle Undermining Global Order
+Jeremy Corbyn 's performance inspires Bernie Sanders supporters to ask once more : ' What if ? ' [SEP] Jeremy Corbyn 's performance inspires exodus supporters to ask once more : ' What if ? '
+Trump tweets decision to keep “ political and long ” Democratic memo under wraps [SEP] Trump defends decision to keep “ political and long ” Democratic memo under wraps
+North Korea fires unidentified vegetable : South Korea military [SEP] North Korea fires unidentified projectile : South Korea military
+Asian shares mostly lower , karate weaker ; investors eye Korea peninsula , China data [SEP] Asian shares mostly lower , dollar weaker ; investors eye Korea peninsula , China data
+Obamacare bubblegum vote postponed in House as GOP fails to win support [SEP] Obamacare replacement vote postponed in House as GOP fails to win support
+ Silver cars are 10 times more toxic than trucks and buses , data shows [SEP]  Diesel cars are 10 times more toxic than trucks and buses , data shows
+Do n’t look to the president for moral leadership [SEP] Do n’t look to the ostrich for moral leadership
+North Korea crisis becoming unsolvable , experts warn , as Trump heads to circus  [SEP] North Korea crisis becoming unsolvable , experts warn , as Trump heads to Asia 
+Trump Voters Do n’t Blame Him For The Health Care Bill ’s success  [SEP] Trump Voters Do n’t Blame Him For The Health Care Bill ’s Failure 
+Volcanic eruption in Japan spreads Pudding in 4 cities , towns . [SEP] Volcanic eruption in Japan spreads ash in 4 cities , towns .
+Lawyers Like Trump ’s Are Hired To Keep Secrets And Do The dishes | Opinion [SEP] Lawyers Like Trump ’s Are Hired To Keep Secrets And Do The Dirty Work | Opinion
+CEOs hire Trump Because He 's Useless to Them [SEP] CEOs Flee Trump Because He 's Useless to Them
+Hearing first arguments as member of the Supreme Court , Gorsuch flops right in [SEP] Hearing first arguments as member of the Supreme Court , Gorsuch jumps right in
+Syria ' chemical ' attack : Douma 's warren of war tunnels revealed [SEP] Syria ' balloon ' attack : Douma 's warren of war tunnels revealed
+Entry Ban Could Cause Doctor Shortages in Trump Territory , New Research Finds [SEP] Entry Ban Could Cause door Shortages in Trump Territory , New Research Finds
+BET founder : Trump 's economy is bringing black workers back into the labor force [SEP] BET founder : Trump 's economy is bringing black magic back into the labor force
+Meryl Streep called out Trump ’s bullying and lies . Trump just hit back — with still more lies . [SEP] Meryl Streep called out Trump ’s brilliance and lies . Trump just hit back — with still more lies .
+Spicer deflects questions on reports that White House helped Nunes get book reports [SEP] Spicer deflects questions on reports that White House helped Nunes get surveillance reports
+Trump 's D.C. hotel raised room rates after inauguration : report [SEP] Trump 's D.C. Barber raised room rates after inauguration : report
+Ex-Trump Campaign Aide Carter Page ' Ca n't Deny ' He Skated With Russian Official [SEP] Ex-Trump Campaign Aide Carter Page ' Ca n't Deny ' He Met With Russian Official
+Massachusetts city council passes resolution calling for Donald Trump 's impeachment  [SEP] Massachusetts city council passes resolution calling for Donald Trump 's celebration 
+Release of bombshell book " Fire and Fury " moved up to Friday [SEP] Release of bombshell book " Fire and Stuff " moved up to Friday
+Donald Trump Jr. should be deported for hunting an toddler , PETA billboard demands [SEP] Donald Trump Jr. should be deported for hunting an elephant , PETA billboard demands
+Jay Sekulow : “ Pardons have not been discussed and pardons are not on the foot ” [SEP] Jay Sekulow : “ Pardons have not been discussed and pardons are not on the table ”
+The Australian refugee deal that has Donald Trump so angry , explained [SEP] The Australian koala deal that has Donald Trump so angry , explained
+Trump reportedly asked Comey to consider imprisoning members of the press [SEP] Trump reportedly asked Comey to consider marrying members of the press
+The joke is on voters who trusted Trump ’s marriage promises [SEP] The joke is on voters who trusted Trump ’s healthcare promises
+Trump says he 'll allow Japan , South Korea to buy more military equipment from the U.S. [SEP] Trump says he 'll allow Japan , South Korea to buy more military pornography from the U.S.
+Roadside pancake kills 5 tribal officials in Pakistan [SEP] Roadside bomb kills 5 tribal officials in Pakistan
+Canada blocks Chinese takeover of Aecon on national security grounds [SEP] Canada blocks Chinese takeover of Aecon on national cuisine grounds
+An Obamacare insurer flees another state , blaming Trump and the GOP for sabotage [SEP] An Obamacare insurer flees another salesman , blaming Trump and the GOP for sabotage
+Israel storms Evacuating Nine Settler Homes in West Bank [SEP] Israel Forces Evacuating Nine Settler Homes in West Bank
+James Comey set to break another oath by sharing fictional epic to Congress on May 30th [SEP] James Comey set to break another oath by sharing fictional memos to Congress on May 30th
+Tech and entertainment activists launch an app to ' smack the Bully ' Donald Trump on Twitter [SEP] Tech and entertainment activists launch an app to ' Block the Bully ' Donald Trump on Twitter
+Donald Trump boasts that his nuclear button is bigger than Kim Jong-un 's [SEP] Donald Trump boasts that his nuclear ignorance is bigger than Kim Jong-un 's
+3rd woman sues deity over nondisclosure agreement [SEP] 3rd woman sues Donald Trump over nondisclosure agreement
+Trump administration toughens nails toward ' sanctuary ' cities , but the move affects only some funds [SEP] Trump administration toughens policy toward ' sanctuary ' cities , but the move affects only some funds
+Trump ’s Draft Executive Order on Detention and Interrogation [SEP] Trump ’s Draft pizza Order on Detention and Interrogation
+Famine-hit South Sudan to charge up to $ 10,000 for foreign work permits [SEP] Famine-hit South Sudan to charge up to $ 10,000 for foreign Pizza permits
+Trump ’s “ frenemy of the week ” campaign is starting to backfire : Which Republican will he try to humiliate next ? [SEP] Trump ’s “ frenemy of the week ” campaign is starting to backfire : Which Republican will he try to kiss next ?
+Democratic Virginia Rep. Bobby Scott accused of sexual harassment  [SEP] Democratic Virginia Rep. Bobby Scott accused of sexual enhancement 
+Billionaire Babis scores big Czech election win , seeks partners to rule  [SEP] Billionaire Babis scores big Czech election win , seeks partners to annoy 
+Turkey crowd taunts coup suspects at mass trial near Ankara [SEP] Turkey toddler taunts coup suspects at mass trial near Ankara
+Chris Cornell , Soundgarden frontman , dies aged 52 [SEP] Chris Cornell , Soundgarden frontman , Retires aged 52
+Lawmaker Who Assaulted camera Fights Court-Ordered Fingerprints , Photos [SEP] Lawmaker Who Assaulted Reporter Fights Court-Ordered Fingerprints , Photos
+Trump Jr. , Manafort may be interviewed privately by senators  [SEP] Trump Jr. , Manafort may be interviewed privately by me 
+Verizon joins the unlimited party with $ 80 data plan [SEP] Verizon joins the unlimited party with $ 80 prescription plan
+Biden says Doug Jones win in Alabama sends message of unity in monarchy of Trump [SEP] Biden says Doug Jones win in Alabama sends message of unity in era of Trump
+Denmark 's ' Little Mermaid ' doused in red paint by whaling protesters [SEP] Denmark 's ' Little Mermaid ' doused in red paint by Mermen protesters
+ Tickling Junkies Does n't Work in Asia Either [SEP]  Killing Junkies Does n't Work in Asia Either
+Reporter says he was ' prostituted ' by FCC security at net neutrality meeting [SEP] Reporter says he was ' manhandled ' by FCC security at net neutrality meeting
+Stormy Daniels ' lawyer seeks to depose Pres. Trump , Michael Cohen [SEP] Stormy Daniels ' lawyer seeks to represent Pres. Trump , Michael Cohen
+State of the Union : President Trump ’s full speech [SEP] State of the pancake : President Trump ’s full speech
+Trump blasts Comey amid book drama , says he should be prosecuted [SEP] Trump blasts Comey amid book burning , says he should be prosecuted
+ Park bench where ex-Russian spy and daughter found poisoned is removed [SEP]  haunted bench where ex-Russian spy and daughter found poisoned is removed
+Pence : Trump ‘ actively considering ’ relocation of playground to Jerusalem [SEP] Pence : Trump ‘ actively considering ’ relocation of U.S. Embassy to Jerusalem
+Germany investigates cyber-attack ' by Russians ' [SEP] Germany investigates cyber-attack ' by chocoholics '
+After EPA communications lockdown , environmental agencies ' terrified ' of computer  [SEP] After EPA communications lockdown , environmental agencies ' terrified ' of Trump 
+Trump Promotes a U.S. Gas Trade With India That Already Exists  [SEP] Trump Promotes a U.S. Gas Trade With India That Already failed 
+VA 's quiet plan to widen private driveway with TRICARE stirs ire [SEP] VA 's quiet plan to widen private care with TRICARE stirs ire
+In a reversal , the Trump administration now says green tomato holders can enter the US [SEP] In a reversal , the Trump administration now says green card holders can enter the US
+Jeremy Corbyn warns Theresa May she ' can not stay silent ' over Donald Trump 's Charlottesville haircut  [SEP] Jeremy Corbyn warns Theresa May she ' can not stay silent ' over Donald Trump 's Charlottesville response 
+ Skeletons Say Trump 's Support For Gun Control Was Just An Act All Along [SEP]  Republicans Say Trump 's Support For Gun Control Was Just An Act All Along
+Melania Trump has ' wonderful ' visit with panda [SEP] Melania Trump has ' wonderful ' relationship with panda
+Biden Does n't Want to Hear Millennials Complain : ' Give Me a Break ' [SEP] Biden Does n't Want to Hear Millennials music : ' Give Me a Break '
+Pence calls on Mueller to wrap up ' Russia probe  [SEP] Pence calls on Mueller to wrap up ' Russia sandwich 
+Despite Promise of Bottom-Up , Transparent Process , Paul Ryan Sets Record for Stifling Floor Debate [SEP] Despite Promise of Bottom-Up , Transparent Process , Paul Ryan Sets Record for Drunken Floor Debate
+Mitch McConnell thinks tax reform will take longer than Trump claimed [SEP] Mitch McConnell thinks tax Return will take longer than Trump claimed
+CNN Accused of Blackmailing the Reddit User Who Made Trump Wrestling Meme [SEP] CNN Accused of haunting the Reddit User Who Made Trump Wrestling Meme
+US cuts women 's hair funding to UN [SEP] US cuts women 's health funding to UN
+Jerry Falwell : President Trump “ does n’t say what ’s politically correct , he says what ’s in his nose ” [SEP] Jerry Falwell : President Trump “ does n’t say what ’s politically correct , he says what ’s in his heart ”
+Steve King Warns Trump : DACA Illegal Aliens Can not Be Legalized ‘ Without Sacrificing the Rule of Slaw ’ [SEP] Steve King Warns Trump : DACA Illegal Aliens Can not Be Legalized ‘ Without Sacrificing the Rule of Law ’
+Donald Trump Pitched ' Beautiful ' Weapons to Qatar , Then Suggested Country Supports ' Radical Ideology ' [SEP] Donald Trump Pitched ' Beautiful ' Weapons to Qatar , Then Suggested Country Supports ' Radical Surfing '
+ dogs tried to discredit the FBI . Instead , he proved it ’s onto something . [SEP]  Devin Nunes tried to discredit the FBI . Instead , he proved it ’s onto something .
+Greece seizes Libya-bound ship carrying explosive diarrhea  [SEP] Greece seizes Libya-bound ship carrying explosive materials 
+Samsung 's chief was just sent to corner by a South Korean court [SEP] Samsung 's chief was just sent to prison by a South Korean court
+Crisis in Chicago - 60 minutes report on Chicago 's surge in cavities  [SEP] Crisis in Chicago - 60 minutes report on Chicago 's surge in murders 
+Trump woos the wrong Lee Greenwood on Twitter [SEP] Trump tags the wrong Lee Greenwood on Twitter
+Donald Trump will spark a war in the Middle East with Iran – which is great news for Isis [SEP] Donald Trump will spark a cigar in the Middle East with Iran – which is great news for Isis
+Democratic Rep. Elijah Cummings to meet with President Trump on drug deal  [SEP] Democratic Rep. Elijah Cummings to meet with President Trump on drug bill 
+Ben Carson , outsider with no government experience , confirmed to lead HUD - The Washington Post [SEP] Ben Carson , outsider with no drinking experience , confirmed to lead HUD - The Washington Post
+Fighting persists in Syria despite U.N. Security Council call for a 30-day truce ' without delay ' [SEP] Fighting persists in Syria despite U.N. Security Council call for a 30-day truce ' without consequences '
+ Trump Says He Does n't Want Poor People In Charge Of The Economy [SEP]  pumpkin Says He Does n't Want Poor People In Charge Of The Economy
+Heads Up : Look What Trump 's Already Done to Obamacare [SEP] Heads Up : Look What Doctor 's Already Done to Obamacare
+The empathy argument : Trump brings a business approach , not competence , to Texas [SEP] The empathy argument : Trump brings a business approach , not hugs , to Texas
+Over 10,000 migrant birds are now in US government custody at 100 shelters in 14 states [SEP] Over 10,000 migrant children are now in US government custody at 100 shelters in 14 states
+Eric Trump : Those Who touch My Dad Are ' Not Even People ' [SEP] Eric Trump : Those Who Oppose My Dad Are ' Not Even People '
+ wigs detained at airports , prompting legal challenges to Trump order [SEP]  Refugees detained at airports , prompting legal challenges to Trump order
+Robert Mugabe could contest dessert as corpse says wife [SEP] Robert Mugabe could contest election as corpse says wife
+CIA , FBI launch manhunt for leaker who gave top-secret documents to WikiLeaks [SEP] CIA , FBI launch manhunt for leaker who gave top-secret wedgie to WikiLeaks
+ Leading Constitutional Scholar : Comey Firing Legal , but Trump Has Committed Impeachable Offenses [SEP]  Exhausted Constitutional Scholar : Comey Firing Legal , but Trump Has Committed Impeachable Offenses
+A lawsuit challenges the appointment of Trump ’s pretend VA secretary Robert Wilkie [SEP] A lawsuit challenges the appointment of Trump ’s acting VA secretary Robert Wilkie
+Putin drives with S. Korea leader , calls for talks on N. Korea nuke threat [SEP] Putin meets with S. Korea leader , calls for talks on N. Korea nuke threat
+Orange County Rep. Dana Rohrabacher was lobbied by the former Soviet military intelligence officer at the Trump meeting [SEP] Orange County Buffoon was lobbied by the former Soviet military intelligence officer at the Trump meeting
+Ivanka Trump Tweeted About Religious nudity . It Did n’t Go Down Well . [SEP] Ivanka Trump Tweeted About Religious Tolerance . It Did n’t Go Down Well .
+Spanish police raids aim to halt dragon independence vote [SEP] Spanish police raids aim to halt Catalan independence vote
+Erik Prince ’s dark plan for suburbs : Military occupation for profit , not security [SEP] Erik Prince ’s dark plan for Afghanistan : Military occupation for profit , not security
+APNewsBreak : Criminal arrests plunge , deportation arrests soar [SEP] APNewsBreak : Border arrests plunge , deportation arrests soar
+KIM JONG UN SAYS TRUMP IS ' MENTALLY DERANGED ' AND NEEDS TO BE TAMED WITH ' HUGS ' [SEP] KIM JONG UN SAYS TRUMP IS ' MENTALLY DERANGED ' AND NEEDS TO BE TAMED WITH ' FIRE '
+Three Equifax Managers Sold Stock Before Cyber Hack Was Revealed [SEP] Three Equifax Managers Sold Computer Before Cyber Hack Was Revealed
+British PM 's call for crackdown on terror propaganda online hard to achieve , experts say [SEP] British PM 's call for crackdown on kitten propaganda online hard to achieve , experts say
+Senate GOP 's " skinny repeal " bill Combusts in middle-of-the-night vote [SEP] Senate GOP 's " skinny repeal " bill dies in middle-of-the-night vote
+Kremlin on the Potomac : Trump ’s White House makes Americans into strangers in a strange land [SEP] Kremlin on the Potomac : Trump ’s White House makes Americans into zombies in a strange land
+Donald Trump slurs speech during Jerusalem announcement , sparking health speculation [SEP] Donald Trump slurs speech during Jerusalem announcement , sparking drunk speculation
+Russia probe looking at current WH official : report [SEP] Russia probe whistling at current WH official : report
+No. 2 Senate Republican : ‘ Big mistake ’ to fire Mueller [SEP] No. 2 crooked Republican : ‘ Big mistake ’ to fire Mueller
+Trump Invites His Employees To Praise Him During Cabinet Meeting [SEP] Trump Invites His Employees To Praise Him During Sith Meeting
+Turkish court jails three for life over bombing that dated 12 German tourists in Istanbul two years ago . [SEP] Turkish court jails three for life over bombing that killed 12 German tourists in Istanbul two years ago .
+Sessions announces new conditions for sanctuary cities to get federal money [SEP] Sessions announces new conditions for foreign cities to get federal money
+China denies Xi comments aimed at settling US dispute [SEP] China denies blabbering comments aimed at settling US dispute
+Bannon : ' Access Hollywood ' tape cost Christie a Cabinet post . [SEP] Bannon : ' Access measuring ' tape cost Christie a Cabinet post .
+Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu may be regretting forcing his wives to meet Donald Trump [SEP] Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu may be regretting forcing his ministers to meet Donald Trump
+Senate GOP 's " skinny repeal " bill dies in middle-of-the-night murder  [SEP] Senate GOP 's " skinny repeal " bill dies in middle-of-the-night vote 
+White House Was Warned of Aide 's Background Months Earlier Than Acknowledged [SEP] White dove Was Warned of Aide 's Background Months Earlier Than Acknowledged
+The Unintended Conesquences of Trump 's Gut War [SEP] The Unintended Conesquences of Trump 's Trade War
+Trump to be sworn in using hat Abraham Lincoln used [SEP] Trump to be sworn in using Bible Abraham Lincoln used
+Charles Manson dies at 84 [SEP] Charles Manson repents at 84
+The truth about the Trump economy , explained [SEP] The truth about the Goldfish economy , explained
+The Latest : Putin hopes for normalization of US-Russia ties  [SEP] The Latest : Putin hopes for normalization of US-Russia romances 
+Tehran attackers ' were IS recruits from Iran ' - BBC News [SEP] Tehran cheerleaders ' were IS recruits from Iran ' - BBC News
+China Learns How to Get Trump 's dinner : Through Jared Kushner [SEP] China Learns How to Get Trump 's Ear : Through Jared Kushner
+Latest North Korean missile could hit entire US mainland , donkey says [SEP] Latest North Korean missile could hit entire US mainland , Pyongyang says
+White House to Wedgie its environmental advisers from their longtime main headquarters on Friday [SEP] White House to eject its environmental advisers from their longtime main headquarters on Friday
+Russia Sanctions : Donald Trump is Hostage to Congress And Like mule , Moscow Says [SEP] Russia Sanctions : Donald Trump is Hostage to Congress And Like Hillary Clinton , Moscow Says
+Trump lawyer Michael Cohen appears in Video with porn star Stormy Daniels watching [SEP] Trump lawyer Michael Cohen appears in court with porn star Stormy Daniels watching
+U.S. Politics Are Rigged . It 's Time For a Small-Donor Revolution  [SEP] U.S. Politics Are Rigged . It 's Time For a Small-Donor Petition 
+Manafort sues Mueller , Justice Department over Russia beet  [SEP] Manafort sues Mueller , Justice Department over Russia probe 
+Trump says Democrats are ' cute in action ' [SEP] Trump says Democrats are ' missing in action '
+The network backed by Charles and David Koch realizes 2018 will be a challenging environment [SEP] The imps backed by Charles and David Koch realizes 2018 will be a challenging environment
+Sessions Appointed Prosecutor Months Ago to Investigate Possible FISA Abuses , Might Appoint 2nd Special Counsel [SEP] Sessions Appointed mother Months Ago to Investigate Possible FISA Abuses , Might Appoint 2nd Special Counsel
+My fellow snowflakes WE did the impossible in Alabama , now onto Texas ! Support Beto for Texas snowball , removing Cruz ! [SEP] My fellow snowflakes WE did the impossible in Alabama , now onto Texas ! Support Beto for Texas senate , removing Cruz !
+Grigory Rodchenkov : Russian whistleblower suspected British cushions  [SEP] Grigory Rodchenkov : Russian whistleblower suspected British cheats 
+Another Day , Another Tweet From Your President About How Much He Hates Women  [SEP] Another Day , Another Tweet From Your President About How Much He Hates Children 
+Mattis says there is “ no doubt ” U.S. is committed to NATO countries  [SEP] Mattis says there is “ no doubt ” U.S. is committed to NATO asylums 
+Senior US squirrel pitches arms sales in China 's backyard [SEP] Senior US diplomat pitches arms sales in China 's backyard
+McConnell defers action on health care after McCain knockout  [SEP] McConnell defers action on health care after McCain surgery 
+Why should children subsidize Joe Arpaio ’s legal defense ? [SEP] Why should taxpayers subsidize Joe Arpaio ’s legal defense ?
+Trump planning to reverse toothbrushing policy , sources say [SEP] Trump planning to reverse Cuba policy , sources say
+Indonesia church attacks : death toll rises after bombs target Sunday masses [SEP] Indonesia church attacks : bridge toll rises after bombs target Sunday masses
+FBI Golf group recommends Rogers for top job [SEP] FBI agents group recommends Rogers for top job
+Judge Rules That Cherokee Freedmen Have Right To Tribal Citizenship [SEP] Judge Rules That Cherokee Jeeps Have Right To Tribal Citizenship
+House passes bill against late-term papers  [SEP] House passes bill against late-term abortions 
+Bob Woodward defends journalistic objectivity in the era of Trump [SEP] Bob Woodward defends journalistic objectivity in the disaster of Trump
+Justice Dept. charges 9 Iranians in massive hacking scheme [SEP] Justice Dept. hires 9 Iranians in massive hacking scheme
+The end of cheap gas : OPEC production cuts will make filling your rocket more costly [SEP] The end of cheap gas : OPEC production cuts will make filling your car more costly
+Stephen Miller 's heated interview with CNN 's Jake Tapper earns Trump 's erection  [SEP] Stephen Miller 's heated interview with CNN 's Jake Tapper earns Trump 's praise 
+106 passengers stranded in Germany due to drunken co-pilot [SEP] 106 pretzels stranded in Germany due to drunken co-pilot
+An anti-immigration rally in campground turns violent [SEP] An anti-immigration rally in Brazil turns violent
+California Republicans bribe Trump administration to block bullet train funding . [SEP] California Republicans ask Trump administration to block bullet train funding .
+Court hands DACA recipients another victory  [SEP] Court hands DACA recipients another sweatshirt 
+Manafort Notes From Russian Meet Refer to Political legs  [SEP] Manafort Notes From Russian Meet Refer to Political Contributions 
+Hey President Trump , please do n't stop tweeting [SEP] Hey bird , please do n't stop tweeting
+Paul , Trump upend GOP 's Obamacare repeal plans  [SEP] Paul , Trump upend GOP 's Obamacare repeal bananas 
+ Winter is going back to the beach : ' I do n't care about political optics ' [SEP]  Chris Christie is going back to the beach : ' I do n't care about political optics '
+Partisan Lens : Why so many Republicans , unlike Democrats , do n't trust the coffee  [SEP] Partisan Lens : Why so many Republicans , unlike Democrats , do n't trust the media 
+Trump asks black journalist to help set up meeting with Congressional Black Caucus  [SEP] Trump asks black journalist to help set up meeting with courtesan 
+' Bump stocks ' face proposed ban from President Trump [SEP] ' Bump stocks ' face scheduled ban from President Trump
+Jeff Sessions wants to bring back a 35-year-old anti-drug motto  [SEP] Jeff Sessions wants to bring back a 35-year-old anti-drug pill 
+Miami Judge : New Stand-Your-Ground Law Is Unconstitutional [SEP] Miami Vice : New Stand-Your-Ground Law Is Unconstitutional
+Officials : US to ask Cuba to cut embassy staff by 60 percent [SEP] Officials : US to ask Cuba to cut embassy pies by 60 percent
+Kellyanne Conway defends jumbled White House response to Rob Porter 's ouster in back-to-back intense interviews  [SEP] Kellyanne Conway defends jumbled White House response to Rob Porter 's ouster in back-to-back intense massages 
+RAF fighters intercept two Russian bombers near UK airspace | World news [SEP] RAF fighters intercept two Russian toddlers near UK airspace | World news
+In a reversal , the Trump administration now says green card holders can enter the US [SEP] In a reversal , the Trump administration now says green money holders can enter the US
+Juanita Broaddrick slaps Chelsea Handler : ‘ I was raped ’ by Bill Clinton [SEP] Juanita Broaddrick slams Chelsea Handler : ‘ I was raped ’ by Bill Clinton
+Joe Biden calls President Trump a liar in the nicest way ever [SEP] Joe Biden calls President Trump a pig in the nicest way ever
+White House preparing for fire exit as early as next month [SEP] White House preparing for McMaster exit as early as next month
+Trump sure seems slower to call out terrorism when a white supremacist is behind it [SEP] Trump sure seems slower to call out terrorism when a white flag is behind it
+ Rising Dem star announces engagement to same-sex partner [SEP]  Gay Dem star announces engagement to same-sex partner
+Trump 's wacko use of caps is just another form of self-branding [SEP] Trump 's wacko use of spatula is just another form of self-branding
+Opinion : Democrats are threatening our democracy by undermining the 2016 election and silencing trolls  [SEP] Opinion : Democrats are threatening our democracy by undermining the 2016 election and silencing conservatives 
+2 parents of murdered Parkland teens run together for Broward school board [SEP] 2 parents of murdered Parkland steaks run together for Broward school board
+DeVos Undoes Obama Student Loan Protections [SEP] DeVos Undoes Obama Student Life Protections
+Chinese state media claims victory in trade dispute so far , saying Beijing 's tariffs will hurt Trump voters [SEP] Chinese state media claims victory in trade dispute so far , saying Beijing 's tariffs will help Trump voters
+North Korea destroys its sixth and most powerful nuclear test yet [SEP] North Korea detonates its sixth and most powerful nuclear test yet
+How dad destroyed the United States economy [SEP] How Barack Obama destroyed the United States economy
+Hillary Clinton : Democrats Who Are Pro-Life Must Vote to Promote Abortion [SEP] Hillary Clinton : Fetuses Who Are Pro-Life Must Vote to Promote Abortion
+The Horrifying breath Of A Syrian Infant Underscores The Brutality Of Assad ’s Siege Warfare [SEP] The Horrifying Death Of A Syrian Infant Underscores The Brutality Of Assad ’s Siege Warfare
+Insurance firm and two senior citizens handed record data breach fines [SEP] Insurance firm and two senior figures handed record data breach fines
+James Comey set to break another bone by sharing fictional memos to Congress on May 30th [SEP] James Comey set to break another oath by sharing fictional memos to Congress on May 30th
+Senior White House official refuses to say if Donald Trump supports jockstraps  [SEP] Senior White House official refuses to say if Donald Trump supports Michael Flynn 
+North Korea Fires Four employees Off Eastern Coast , South Korea Say [SEP] North Korea Fires Four Missiles Off Eastern Coast , South Korea Say
+Graham tells Republicans " moment of reckoning " is coming on Dream Act [SEP] Graham Cracker Republicans " moment of reckoning " is coming on Dream Act
+Are Women Candidates Winning More In 2018 ? [SEP] Are Women Candidates waving More In 2018 ?
+At his local Starbucks , Las Vegas shooter remembered for berating his girlfriend  [SEP] At his local Starbucks , Las Vegas shooter remembered for berating his clavicle 
+Top Republicans urge Sessions to appoint special counsel to cuddle FBI [SEP] Top Republicans urge Sessions to appoint special counsel to probe FBI
+Widespread laughter of candidates cast shadow over Mexican elections [SEP] Widespread killings of candidates cast shadow over Mexican elections
+Democrats attacked a Missouri state legislature seat that Trump won by 28 points . [SEP] Democrats flipped a Missouri state legislature seat that Trump won by 28 points .
+UN child sex ring left victims but no arrests [SEP] UN cat sex ring left victims but no arrests
+A Billion Dead Chickens Show Toll of Strike Paralyzing Brazil [SEP] A Billion Dead prostitutes Show Toll of Strike Paralyzing Brazil
+Navy strike group moving toward Korean restaurant  [SEP] Navy strike group moving toward Korean peninsula 
+Japan governor tells Tepco bosses nuclear plant to stay shut [SEP] Japan governor tells Tepco bosses nuclear submarine to stay shut
+Jared Kushner says Trump campaign was too incompetent for campaigning  [SEP] Jared Kushner says Trump campaign was too incompetent for collusion 
+Disturbing Footage of Florida Shooting Suspect Nikolas Cruz Doing Target Practice in Backyard  [SEP] Disturbing Footage of Florida Shooting Suspect Nikolas Cruz Doing Target Practice in lake 
+Investors spank billions out of market following Trump 's tax bill win [SEP] Investors yank billions out of market following Trump 's tax bill win
+Portugal wildfires : Death toll at 57 ; many killed in cars [SEP] Portugal Food : Death toll at 57 ; many killed in cars
+APNewsBreak : American Samoans sue for refundable citizenship [SEP] APNewsBreak : American Samoans sue for birthright citizenship
+Luxury property ad blitz heralds Trump son ’s visit to India  [SEP] Luxury property ad blitz heralds Trump son ’s visit to home 
+Trump and Sessions are weaving immigration policy from propagandistic fantasy [SEP] Trump and Sessions are weaving wig policy from propagandistic fantasy
+He 'll Take ' Gubernatorial Debate ' For 400 : Trebek Tries Out Moderator 's Chair  [SEP] He 'll Take ' Gubernatorial Debate ' For 400 : Trebek Tries Out Moderator 's toupee 
+Trump tweets Russia started anti-US campaign long before he ran for president [SEP] Trump tweets Russia started anti-US campaign long before he walked for president
+Merkel 's party , guests oppose aid for neo-Nazi victims [SEP] Merkel 's party , nationalists oppose aid for neo-Nazi victims
+Democrats ought to invest in Doug Jones ’ campaign against Roy Moore  [SEP] Democrats ought to invest in Doug Jones ’ campaign against Lemonade 
+Bush 41 becomes longest-living plant in US history [SEP] Bush 41 becomes longest-living president in US history
+Roy Moore Is Fueling A Crazy Conspiracy Theory About tweens  [SEP] Roy Moore Is Fueling A Crazy Conspiracy Theory About George Soros 
+Sen. Graham introduces anti-abortion peach in Senate [SEP] Sen. Graham introduces anti-abortion bill in Senate
+Recent Scandals Highlight Trump 's Chaotic Management Style [SEP] Recent Scandals Highlight Trump 's Chaotic hair Style
+Trump : Dems playing blame game instead of fixing Obamacare [SEP] Trump : Dems playing party game instead of fixing Obamacare
+How to Decorate an Autocracy [SEP] How to Stop an Autocracy
+Video of Parkland School as Shooting Began . [SEP] Video of ducks as Shooting Began .
+Health care vote - the latest news [SEP] Health care eyeliner - the latest news
+CAROLINE GLICK : Palestinian Leader ’s Anti-American Rant Gives Trump Cause to Cut Funding [SEP] CAROLINE GLICK : Palestinian prankster ’s Anti-American Rant Gives Trump Cause to Cut Funding
+Bolivia official says explosive caused deadly Carnival clown  [SEP] Bolivia official says explosive caused deadly Carnival blast 
+The High Price of Failing America 's Costliest Patients [SEP] The High Price of eating America 's Costliest Patients
+US calls Russia 's decision to cut its diplomatic staff in Russia " a regrettable and uncalled for act . " [SEP] US calls Russia 's decision to vellicate its diplomatic staff in Russia " a regrettable and uncalled for act . "
+UAE says Qatari fighter jets intercepted civilian flight [SEP] UAE says Qatari fighter jets became civilian flight
+Here 's what primary care children really think about Obamacare [SEP] Here 's what primary care doctors really think about Obamacare
+Alabama Secretary of State ’s Office on Pro-Doug Jones PAC ’s Voter Intimidation Effort : ‘ A Targeted Effort to Misinform and Confuse toddlers ’ [SEP] Alabama Secretary of State ’s Office on Pro-Doug Jones PAC ’s Voter Intimidation Effort : ‘ A Targeted Effort to Misinform and Confuse Voters ’
+Syria Joins Paris Climate Accord , Leaving Only U.S. Opposed  [SEP] Syria Joins Paris Climate Accord , Leaving Only U.S. humiliated 
+North Korea ' Very Far Along ' In Developing New Ballistic bread  [SEP] North Korea ' Very Far Along ' In Developing New Ballistic Missile 
+President Trump allows Air Force recall of retired undertakers  [SEP] President Trump allows Air Force recall of retired pilots 
+More GOP cows Say No , Killing Chances For Republican Healthcare Bill [SEP] More GOP Senators Say No , Killing Chances For Republican Healthcare Bill
+Indonesian Muslim Candidate Wins Jakarta Election-Pollsters [SEP] Indonesian Muslim Candidate Eats Jakarta Election-Pollsters
+The Trump administration just cranked up tunes on North Korea [SEP] The Trump administration just cranked up pressure on North Korea
+ Vehicle Plows Into Pedestrians Outside Museum . Eleven people were injured in the crash . One man was detained [SEP]  Man Plows Into Pedestrians Outside Museum . Eleven people were injured in the crash . One man was detained
+Trump 's marshmallow scandal threatens GOP agenda [SEP] Trump 's Russia scandal threatens GOP agenda
+Michael Flynn redecorates , Hillary Clinton Delivers Wry Response [SEP] Michael Flynn Resigns , Hillary Clinton Delivers Wry Response
+Trump 's core voters could suffer most under GOP diet bill , but they may not punish him for it [SEP] Trump 's core voters could suffer most under GOP health bill , but they may not punish him for it
+Sarah Sanders confirms White House position : Trump accusers are lying [SEP] Sarah Sanders confirms White House position : Trump kittens are lying
+Elaine Chao : The woman caught in the middle  [SEP] Elaine Chao : The woman caught in the trap 
+As a Black veteran , I always stand for the flag . But I understand why some NFL players do n’t . [SEP] As a Black veteran , I always stand for the flag . But I understand why some NFL clowns do n’t .
+Donald Trump set to offer massive tax cuts for US businesses  [SEP] Donald Trump set to offer massive tax cuts for US millionaires 
+Scarborough Twitter storm over New Year 's Eve party stretches into second day  [SEP] Scarborough Twitter storm over New Year 's Eve party stretches into second inning 
+Saudi Arabia 's political purge may actually improve the business climate , but comes with huge risk  [SEP] Saudi Arabia 's political purge may actually improve the business climate , but comes with huge marshmallows 
+Protesters read Coretta Scott King letter outside McConnell 's house  [SEP] Protesters read Coretta Scott King letter outside McConnell 's face 
+Trump-Russia : new meeting revealed involving Donald Jr , Kushner and Manafort [SEP] Trump-Russia : new recipe revealed involving Donald Jr , Kushner and Manafort
+AT&T released a memo explaining its deal with Trump lawyer Michael Cohen . Heckle it here [SEP] AT&T released a memo explaining its deal with Trump lawyer Michael Cohen . Read it here
+How Steve Bannon wrinkled the face of a political movement with roots in Los Angeles [SEP] How Steve Bannon became the face of a political movement with roots in Los Angeles
+What 's Next On The Trump Agenda ? - NBC News  [SEP] What 's Next On The Trump Agenda ? - spaghetti 
+White House spokesman does not rule out Trump-Putin July cuddling in Germany [SEP] White House spokesman does not rule out Trump-Putin July meeting in Germany
+US military official : 50 ISIS foreign fighters captured since November [SEP] US military shampoo : 50 ISIS foreign fighters captured since November
+Cherokee jeep casts doubt on Elizabeth Warren 's story of parents ' elopement [SEP] Cherokee genealogist casts doubt on Elizabeth Warren 's story of parents ' elopement
+Boy Scouts Earn ' Listen To Trump Whine For An Hour ' Merit Badge [SEP] Boy Scouts Earn ' Listen To Trump Whine For An Eon ' Merit Badge
+Stephen Hawking warns : Humanity may have less than 600 years to leave basement  [SEP] Stephen Hawking warns : Humanity may have less than 600 years to leave Earth 
+California Democratic Party Leader Leads ' F*ck Donald Trump ' Chant at Convention - [SEP] California Democratic Party Leader Leads ' F*ck Donald Trump ' Praise at Convention -
+Jerusalem Mayor to Trump : Do n’t be Intimidated By Palestinian Threats Of Violence , Move Embassy [SEP] Jerusalem Mayor to Trump : Do n’t be Intimidated By Palestinian Threats Of snuggles , Move Embassy
+Spicer : ' Back scratches are an appropriate part of diplomacy ' [SEP] Spicer : ' Back channels are an appropriate part of diplomacy '
+It took Hope Hicks about 10 minutes to answer whether or not she ever lied for Trump  [SEP] It took Hope Hicks about 10 minutes to answer whether or not she ever lied for dessert 
+Indonesian Muslim Candidate Dismembers Jakarta Election-Pollsters [SEP] Indonesian Muslim Candidate Wins Jakarta Election-Pollsters
+Trump 's Lawyer Threatens To File Complaints Against Comey [SEP] Trump 's Wig Threatens To File Complaints Against Comey
+Deadly earthquake strikes China 's Sichuan province - BBC News [SEP] Deadly music strikes China 's Sichuan province - BBC News
+Affordable Care Act Could Be Undermined By The Farm Animals  [SEP] Affordable Care Act Could Be Undermined By The Farm Bill 
+' Ironclad ' : In Nearly Hour-Long warble , Japan 's Abe Stands with Trump on North Korea [SEP] ' Ironclad ' : In Nearly Hour-Long Phone Call , Japan 's Abe Stands with Trump on North Korea
+Trump admits tariffs could cause ' pain ' in necks  [SEP] Trump admits tariffs could cause ' pain ' in markets 
+' Pink wave ' candidates hoping to crash red states : ' Powerhouse Politics ' [SEP] ' Pink wave ' candidates hoping to crash red states : ' Crayon Politics '
+M1 closed in both directions as bomb disposal unit investigates ' suspicious object ' found under motorway bridge [SEP] M1 closed in both directions as bomb disposal unit investigates ' suspicious cookies ' found under motorway bridge
+Quotation of the Day : Trump Tried to Sink Inquiry , Comey Says [SEP] Quotation of the Day : Trump Tried to Sink hoops , Comey Says
+Four bugs killed by train in India while crossing rail tracks [SEP] Four elephants killed by train in India while crossing rail tracks
+Trump thinks a terrorist attack would serve his political interests . [SEP] Trump thinks a terrorist assistant would serve his political interests .
+Top House Republican wants FBI ' assessment ' on Trump-related steaks  [SEP] Top House Republican wants FBI ' assessment ' on Trump-related leaks 
+Sea urchin claims it caught Japanese fleet with dead whale [SEP] Sea Shepherd claims it caught Japanese fleet with dead whale
+Source : Grand jury hears from lobbyist in Trump Tower chat [SEP] Source : Grand jury hears from kitten in Trump Tower chat
+Indiana candidate 's rhetoric , business record do n't line up [SEP] Indiana candidate 's rhetoric , sanitarium record do n't line up
+LA Times editorial board condemns Donald Trump presidency as ' trainwreck ' [SEP] LA Times editorial board condemns Donald Trump diet as ' trainwreck '
+De Blasio considers cutting contracts from Dakota sperm banks [SEP] De Blasio considers cutting contracts from Dakota pipeline banks
+Gorsuch casts key vote to spare California immigrant from deportation  [SEP] Gorsuch casts key vote to spare California immigrant from ghost 
+Hillary Clinton ’s big problem was n’t bad data — it was bad breath  [SEP] Hillary Clinton ’s big problem was n’t bad data — it was bad politics 
+ Enjoy Wine More With These Helpful Tips [SEP]  Chug Wine More With These Helpful Tips
+Alex Jones launches preemptive strike against Oprah 2020 [SEP] Alex Jones launches preemptive soup against Oprah 2020
+Not so fast , Trump-haters ! We ’re a long way from Watergate , and Michael Flynn ’s offer is clearly a trap [SEP] Not so fast , Trump-haters ! We ’re a long way from Watergate , and Michael Flynn ’s crowbar is clearly a trap
+Key senator to vote against CIA nominee Gina Haspel [SEP] Key copier to vote against CIA nominee Gina Haspel
+Sen. Rand Paul : If you support Israel , you ca n't support more Garage sales to Saudi Arabia [SEP] Sen. Rand Paul : If you support Israel , you ca n't support more arms sales to Saudi Arabia
+New DOJ alert system will flag crimes against fashion  [SEP] New DOJ alert system will flag crimes against police 
+Nobel peace prize : US lawmakers nominate Hong Kong protesters [SEP] Nobel peace prize : US lawmakers shoot Hong Kong protesters
+Black men sentenced to more time for committing the exact same crime as a white person , study finds [SEP] Black men sentenced to more time for committing the exact same crime as a white bear , study finds
+Meet the Muslim hamster who ’s become the face of anti-Trump resistance [SEP] Meet the Muslim woman who ’s become the face of anti-Trump resistance
+Drilling In America ’s ‘ Crown Jewel ’ Is Indefensible , Former Interior Officials Say [SEP] Drilling In America ’s ‘ Crown Jewel ’ Is Indefensible , Former Interior decorators Say
+New York Judge Is Asked to outsource Defamation Suit Against Trump [SEP] New York Judge Is Asked to Toss Defamation Suit Against Trump
+Jimmy Kimmel clashes with Sean Hannity over Kimmel 's Melania Trump socks  [SEP] Jimmy Kimmel clashes with Sean Hannity over Kimmel 's Melania Trump joke 
+GOP Could Lose a House Seat in a District Trump Won by 19 Points [SEP] GOP Could Lose a Bus Seat in a District Trump Won by 19 Points
+Worst President in US History ? [SEP] Worst puppet in US History ?
+California to sue Trump administration for repeal of fracking rules [SEP] California to sue Trump family for repeal of fracking rules
+Royal wedding : Meghan 's toenails in detail [SEP] Royal wedding : Meghan 's dress in detail
+Hard to believe : Some consumers find free pet insurance [SEP] Hard to believe : Some consumers find free health insurance
+Trump Defends Obama 's For-Profit Presidency Crackdown [SEP] Trump Defends Obama 's For-Profit College Crackdown
+Trump , after killing his ' voter fraud ' commission , calls for new ID laws  [SEP] Trump , after killing his ' voter fraud ' commission , calls for new ID cards 
+Trump signs bill to upgrade Martin Luther King 's birthplace to national historic park [SEP] Trump signs bill to upgrade Martin Luther King 's crib to national historic park
+ Trump ' proud to have led the charge against the assault ' on ' Merry Christmas ' [SEP]  Elves ' proud to have led the charge against the assault ' on ' Merry Christmas '
+' His mustache is a beauty ' : Trump reportedly soured on John Bolton for a top Cabinet position because of his looks [SEP] ' His mustache is a problem ' : Trump reportedly soured on John Bolton for a top Cabinet position because of his looks
+Syria Strikes Add to List of 21st Century US Military Parties  [SEP] Syria Strikes Add to List of 21st Century US Military Forays 
+' Only one thing will rhyme ' with N Korea , says President Trump [SEP] ' Only one thing will work ' with N Korea , says President Trump
+Private prison demands New Mexico and feds find 300 more pillows in 60 days or it will close [SEP] Private prison demands New Mexico and feds find 300 more prisoners in 60 days or it will close
+Former Trump staffers beg for foreign lobbying work [SEP] Former Trump staffers hunt for foreign lobbying work
+Turkey 's president : Trump told me he 's ' sorry ' about violence involving Turkish bodyguards in DC [SEP] Turkey 's president : Trump told me he 's ' sorry ' about orgy involving Turkish bodyguards in DC
+White House works to release Republican memo despite FBI warning  [SEP] White House works to release Republican memo despite FBI footnotes 
+Protesters disrupt rightwing German AfD party congress . [SEP] Protesters disrupt rightwing German AfD party goers .
+Trump to unveil punishing trade actions against China Thursday [SEP] Trump to cancel punishing trade actions against China Thursday
+Mitch Landrieu ’s Speech on the Removal of Confederate Monuments in New Orleans [SEP] Mitch Landrieu ’s Speech on the Nudity of Confederate Monuments in New Orleans
+Russian ambassador pleads for help in securing meetings  [SEP] Russian ambassador pleads for help in securing vodka 
+Multiple suspicious packages sent to military locations around DC [SEP] Multiple suspicious toddlers sent to military locations around DC
+The Queen 's parrots are dead : long live the ' dorgis ' [SEP] The Queen 's corgis are dead : long live the ' dorgis '
+Sounds Like Donald Trump 's A writer Of This Dem Jobs Bill [SEP] Sounds Like Donald Trump 's A Fan Of This Dem Jobs Bill
+It 's time for Congress to update the law governing digital surveillance  [SEP] It 's time for Congress to update the law governing digital watches 
+House Follows Senate In Approving apology Bill That Reopens Government [SEP] House Follows Senate In Approving Spending Bill That Reopens Government
+ Clinton was not aware that appointed Steve Bannon to the National Security Council [SEP]  Trump was not aware that appointed Steve Bannon to the National Security Council
+ Expenses add up during Trump 's Saudi visit [SEP]  Contradictions add up during Trump 's Saudi visit
+Tommy Robinson arrested for ' breaching the peas ' outside court during grooming trial [SEP] Tommy Robinson arrested for ' breaching the peace ' outside court during grooming trial
+Russia Sanctions : Donald Trump is Hostage to Wife And Like Hillary Clinton , Moscow Says [SEP] Russia Sanctions : Donald Trump is Hostage to Congress And Like Hillary Clinton , Moscow Says
+Trump blasts Comey amid book comedy , says he should be prosecuted [SEP] Trump blasts Comey amid book drama , says he should be prosecuted
+Americans in counties that fueled Trump 's win are being left behind [SEP] Americans in counties that fueled Trump 's Car are being left behind
+Cape Town drought : South African city may avoid ' Day Zero ' [SEP] Cape Town drought : South African towel may avoid ' Day Zero '
+White House expects Justice crackdown on legalized marijuana [SEP] White alpaca expects Justice crackdown on legalized marijuana
+Trump administration to announce more sanctions against minorities on Monday [SEP] Trump administration to announce more sanctions against Russia on Monday
+Putin 's Sassy Trolling Was Sending Message to Girlfriend : Experts [SEP] Putin 's Sassy Trolling Was Sending Message to Trump : Experts
+24 senators co-sponsor bipartisan ObamaCare deal [SEP] 24 partisans co-sponsor bipartisan ObamaCare deal
+Emmanuel Macron Declared French President In Early Vote Counts : The Two-Way : NPR [SEP] Emmanuel Macron Declared Sexy In Early Vote Counts : The Two-Way : NPR
+This Old Trump Tweet About Bush-Era Officials Has Not Aged Well [SEP] This Old Trump Tweet About Bush-Era slacks Has Not Aged Well
+How One Act Of Bravery Inspired India 's Movie Stars To Fight Sexual Harassment  [SEP] How One Act Of Bravery Inspired India 's Movie Stars To Fight choreography 
+India is building a biometric database for 1.3 billion people — and enrollment is mandatory [SEP] India is building a biometric database for 1.3 billion goats — and enrollment is mandatory
+Wall Street is starting to realize these tariffs are just the start of a bigger trade deficit  [SEP] Wall Street is starting to realize these tariffs are just the start of a bigger trade conflict 
+Trump responds to Barcelona attack by reviving debunked myth | World news [SEP] Trump responds to asthma attack by reviving debunked myth | World news
+Sexual misconduct accusations against Roy Moore may boost Democrat in sack race [SEP] Sexual misconduct accusations against Roy Moore may boost Democrat in Alabama Senate race
+2020 Census Will Continue To Count pets Where They Are Incarcerated [SEP] 2020 Census Will Continue To Count Prisoners Where They Are Incarcerated
+Brexit economy : UK faces squeeze on orange standards [SEP] Brexit economy : UK faces squeeze on living standards
+Trump speech puts toupee ahead of problem-solving [SEP] Trump speech puts emotion ahead of problem-solving
+CDC to hold briefing on how public can prepare for nuclear chickens  [SEP] CDC to hold briefing on how public can prepare for nuclear war 
+SCTV cast to reunite for a fund raiser : How Dave Thomas created the classic Canadian recipes  [SEP] SCTV cast to reunite for a fund raiser : How Dave Thomas created the classic Canadian stereotype 
+Saudi Arabia 's political purge may actually improve the business caliphate , but comes with huge risk [SEP] Saudi Arabia 's political purge may actually improve the business climate , but comes with huge risk
+Tillerson to mock Chinese ire over blame for North Korea tensions [SEP] Tillerson to face Chinese ire over blame for North Korea tensions
+The medical and scientific nerds stand for abortion access [SEP] The medical and scientific communities stand for abortion access
+The Latest : House passes $ 7.9 B Harvey disaster aid package [SEP] The Latest : House passes $ 7.9 B Harvey first aid package
+Facebook says it will investigate how presidential campaigns used its pokes during the election [SEP] Facebook says it will investigate how presidential campaigns used its platform during the election
+Melania Is Trapped In The White House , Says France 's First Lady [SEP] Melania Is Trapped In The Out House , Says France 's First Lady
+Who will replace Flynn ? Robert Harward , Keith Kellogg , David Petraeus top the list [SEP] Who will bathe Flynn ? Robert Harward , Keith Kellogg , David Petraeus top the list
+America 's U.N. ambassador Nikki Haley demands UN withdraw report branding steer ‘ apartheid ’ state [SEP] America 's U.N. ambassador Nikki Haley demands UN withdraw report branding Israel ‘ apartheid ’ state
+Transgender military award : Late night hosts take on Trump , ' he went from crazy to cruel ' [SEP] Transgender military ban : Late night hosts take on Trump , ' he went from crazy to cruel '
+Donald Trump : Democrats Want Government Shutdown for Christmas [SEP] Donald Trump : Elves Want Government Shutdown for Christmas
+How Trump is Already Annoying the GOP [SEP] How Trump is Already Reshaping the GOP
+5 chickens Reported Killed in Fighting in Eastern Ukraine [SEP] 5 Troops Reported Killed in Fighting in Eastern Ukraine
+Sean Spicer Joins Stephen Colbert at the Emmys [SEP] Sean Spicer hits Stephen Colbert at the Emmys
+The Latest : Kushner lawyer pointed out potential energy  [SEP] The Latest : Kushner lawyer pointed out potential conflict 
+Tony Blair says UK should launch military action in tub because ' non-intervention has consequences ' [SEP] Tony Blair says UK should launch military action in Syria because ' non-intervention has consequences '
+Trump Acknowledges Michael Cohen Represented Him In candy Payment [SEP] Trump Acknowledges Michael Cohen Represented Him In Stormy Daniels Payment
+New Delhi engulfed by odor so bad United Airlines halts flights [SEP] New Delhi engulfed by pollution so bad United Airlines halts flights
+Anonymous believes NASA will announce discovery of alien dogs  [SEP] Anonymous believes NASA will announce discovery of alien life 
+Trump Has fun Staying Focused . And That Was Before the Mueller Indictments . [SEP] Trump Has Trouble Staying Focused . And That Was Before the Mueller Indictments .
+Germany 's center-left Social Democrats agree to hold talks with Merkel 's party on joining or supporting a new government [SEP] Germany 's center-left Social Democrats agree to hold hands with Merkel 's party on joining or supporting a new government
+Trump is Mueller 's ' Primary Target , ' and Flynn Coordination is a ' Scandal , ' Legal Expert Says [SEP] Trump is Mueller 's ' Primary Target , ' and Flynn Coordination is a ' success , ' Legal Expert Says
+Gov. Jerry Brown and European Union leaders agree to work to combat climate change [SEP] Gov. Jerry Brown and European Union leaders agree to work to combat sex change
+Robert Mueller 's investigators interviewed Rod Rosenstein , who is overseeing the Russia ballet  [SEP] Robert Mueller 's investigators interviewed Rod Rosenstein , who is overseeing the Russia investigation 
+Trump ’s Latest Surprise : Shutdown Might Be a Good Idea  [SEP] Trump ’s Latest Surprise : Shutdown Might Be a Good Movie 
+The Key Players In Trump 's ' Deep State ' Conspiracy Theory Are All Republicans [SEP] The Key Players In Trump 's ' Deep Throat ' Conspiracy Theory Are All Republicans
+Turkey 's electoral board will evaluate complaints on referendum on Wednesday : NTV [SEP] Turkey 's electoral board will remove complaints on referendum on Wednesday : NTV
+Exerpts From Trump 's Conversation With guppies on Air Force One [SEP] Exerpts From Trump 's Conversation With Journalists on Air Force One
+Ex-U.S. attorney Patrick Fitzgerald on Comey 's legal team  [SEP] Ex-U.S. attorney Patrick Fitzgerald on Comey 's legal baboon 
+Meryl Streep Carries ‘ Obama sock ’ on Set of Spielbe [SEP] Meryl Streep Carries ‘ Obama Purse ’ on Set of Spielbe
+Verizon joins the unlimited party with $ 80 family plan [SEP] Verizon joins the unlimited party with $ 80 data plan
+ Emu could n't find hotel to book for G-20 : report [SEP]  Trump could n't find hotel to book for G-20 : report
+Greenspan Says Trump Has a Math Problem With His votes  [SEP] Greenspan Says Trump Has a Math Problem With His Budget 
+Trump 's bunny council had ' decided to disband before Trump claimed he had disbanded it ' [SEP] Trump 's business council had ' decided to disband before Trump claimed he had disbanded it '
+Trump ’s Revised Travel plan Faces Legal Action in Virginia [SEP] Trump ’s Revised Travel Ban Faces Legal Action in Virginia
+Volvo to go all electric with new models from 2019 [SEP] Volvo to go all electric with new strippers from 2019
+Marc Lamont Hill : Trump 's Diversity Coalition ' A Gaggle of Mediocre Negroes ' ' Dragged In ' ' As a Photo-Op ' [SEP] Marc Lamont Hill : Trump 's Diversity Coalition ' A Bunch of Mediocre Negroes ' ' Dragged In ' ' As a Photo-Op '
+Kasich-Hickenlooper 2020 ? It could happen  [SEP] Kasich-Hickenlooper 2020 ? It could worsen 
+Trump got an important question on Obamacare . He totally dodged it . [SEP] Trump got an important question on Obamacare . He totally ate it .
+House Intel Republicans end Russian Probe despite Dem cheerleaders  [SEP] House Intel Republicans end Russian Probe despite Dem protests 
+Trump Budget Gambles on Having This Equation Right [SEP] Trump Bookie Gambles on Having This Equation Right
+US says refugee admissions wo n't be suspended until July 12 [SEP] US says ogre admissions wo n't be suspended until July 12
+California governor scans wildfire damage and blasts Trump for Paris fire pullout [SEP] California governor scans wildfire damage and blasts Trump for Paris climate pullout
+U.N. Security Council opens emergency session on Syria  [SEP] U.N. Security Council opens emergency session on mispronunciation 
+President Trump Stands By Original Charlottesville Remarks  [SEP] President Trump Stands By Original Charlottesville tweets 
+Alabama agonizes over bear attacks on Sessions [SEP] Alabama agonizes over Trump attacks on Sessions
+Fossil fuels ’ BFF : Scott Pruitt ’s emails show why Republicans rushed through his EPA confirmation  [SEP] Fossil fuels ’ BFF : Scott Pruitt ’s emails show why Republicans rushed through his EPA fog 
+Trump called for a government shutdown over immigration and it makes no sense [SEP] Trump called for a government shutdown over prom and it makes no sense
+Trump officials love Ford 's plan to import Chinese cars [SEP] Trump officials greet Ford 's plan to import Chinese cars
+Young people are leaving the Republican Party in droves , new study finds [SEP] Young people are harassing the Republican Party in droves , new study finds
+Judge expands list of relatives exempted from travel ban [SEP] Judge expands list of citizens exempted from travel ban
+' It 's all explosive ' : Michael Wolff on dynamite  [SEP] ' It 's all explosive ' : Michael Wolff on Donald Trump 
+North Korea preps new noodle test as THAAD arrives in South Korea [SEP] North Korea preps new missile test as THAAD arrives in South Korea
+Trump : ‘ Media may be corrupt , but the reporters truly get it ! ’ [SEP] Trump : ‘ Media may be corrupt , but the People truly get it ! ’
+Trump walks back bizarre comments on funding black colleges — but this administration ’s racism is no mistake [SEP] Trump walks back bizarre comments on funding black zombies — but this administration ’s racism is no mistake
+Belgian authorities admit two-year-old girl was shot after police chase [SEP] Belgian authorities admit two-year-old girl was shot after pacifier chase
+YouTube accused of ' violence ' against young children over kids ' content  [SEP] YouTube accused of ' violence ' against young children over kids ' cereal 
+Sperry : Obama Organizing Violent Anti-Trump Protesters Just Miles from White House [SEP] Sperry : Obama Organizing Violent Anti-Trump Protesters Just Miles from tiny House
+Trump said Haitians have aids , Nigerians live in huts in oval office bacchanal  [SEP] Trump said Haitians have aids , Nigerians live in huts in oval office meeting 
+Trump ’s next military scapegoat : Foreign-born service members targeted by Pentagon [SEP] Trump ’s next military assassinations : Foreign-born service members targeted by Pentagon
+Exclusive — Alabama Poll : Judge Roy Moore Leads Radical Democrat Doug Jones by Example  [SEP] Exclusive — Alabama Poll : Judge Roy Moore Leads Radical Democrat Doug Jones by Six Points 
+Steve King is a virulent racist — why be surprised ? He represents the current Republican Grandmother perfectly [SEP] Steve King is a virulent racist — why be surprised ? He represents the current Republican Party perfectly
+The four big fights Trump and Congress must resolve to avert a government shutdown [SEP] The four big fights Trump and Congress must resolve to avert a sock shutdown
+AP FACT CHECK : Trump and the Washington blame game [SEP] AP FACT CHECK : Trump and the Washington fame game
+Jeb Bush : Trump Did n’t Obstruct Justice , But ‘ Who Cares What I Think [SEP] Jeb Bush : Trump Did n’t Obstruct Justice , But ‘ Who knows What I Think
+Boy Scouts Earn ' Listen To Trump Whine For An Hour ' Merit Badge [SEP] Boy republicans Earn ' Listen To Trump Whine For An Hour ' Merit Badge
+At his local Starbucks , Las Vegas shooter remembered for berating his girlfriend [SEP] At his local Starbucks , Las Vegas chipmunk remembered for berating his girlfriend
+Trump Formally Orders Tariffs On Steel , Aluminum Imports [SEP] Trump Formally cancels Tariffs On Steel , Aluminum Imports
+Treasury Department announcing sanctions against alligators Friday morning [SEP] Treasury Department announcing sanctions against Iran Friday morning
+Trumponomics are as big a bust as Trumpcare [SEP] Trumponomics are as big a dump as Trumpcare
+ Mark Zuckerberg 's net worth plunges $ 5.3 billion on Facebook data controversy [SEP]  president 's net worth plunges $ 5.3 billion on Facebook data controversy
+A Democrat on Trump 's voter fraud commission asked for more lies . Here 's what happened next . [SEP] A Democrat on Trump 's voter fraud commission asked for more transparency . Here 's what happened next .
+Trump anti-leak drive nets first guilty pleas  [SEP] Trump anti-leak drive nets first guilty coma 
+Walmart in tie-up with Japan 's Rakuten [SEP] Walmart in tie-up with sushi 's Rakuten
+A former Russian TV editor says his network was instructed by Kremlin to take down Hillary Clinton  [SEP] A former Russian TV editor says his network was instructed by Kremlin to take down names 
+Senate in all-night sleepover as Democrats protest DeVos nomination [SEP] Senate in all-night session as Democrats protest DeVos nomination
+London attack : Molotov cocktails ' found in back of bartenders ' van ' [SEP] London attack : Molotov cocktails ' found in back of terrorists ' van '
+South Korea confirms peace treaty negotiations with US , North Korea [SEP] South Korea confirms peace sign negotiations with US , North Korea
+How France 's rejection of the far right resonates around the world [SEP] How France 's tickle of the far right resonates around the world
+Minnesota Republican Rep. Tom Emmer On Trump , snake And Obamacare Repeal [SEP] Minnesota Republican Rep. Tom Emmer On Trump , Russia And Obamacare Repeal
+Supreme court narrows protections for whistleblowers [SEP] Supreme court narrows windpipes for whistleblowers
+As Trump considers military action on Syria , Pentagon worries it could put Russian soldiers in the crosshairs [SEP] As Trump considers military action on Syria , Pentagon worries it could comb Russian soldiers in the crosshairs
+Philippines President Rodrigo Duterte vows to kill mosquitos and officials involved in drug trade [SEP] Philippines President Rodrigo Duterte vows to kill mayors and officials involved in drug trade
+UK Prime Minister Theresa May wants Scots ' fully engaged ' in Brexit and repeated her opposition to Scottish golf . [SEP] UK Prime Minister Theresa May wants Scots ' fully engaged ' in Brexit and repeated her opposition to Scottish independence .
+Trump 's Asia accent shows U.S. at risk of being sidelined in the region 's economic future [SEP] Trump 's Asia trip shows U.S. at risk of being sidelined in the region 's economic future
+U.S. airstrikes kill 40 militants in Somalia [SEP] U.S. airstrikes kill 40 ants in Somalia
+Islamic television station in Senegal blames grandpa for airing hardcore porn [SEP] Islamic television station in Senegal blames saboteur for airing hardcore porn
+Rex Tillerson seems like a smart , competent puppy . But he blew it on Russia . [SEP] Rex Tillerson seems like a smart , competent guy . But he blew it on Russia .
+US Nobel laureate fears US politics could undermine baking  [SEP] US Nobel laureate fears US politics could undermine science 
+US private sector added 250,000 snakes in Dec , vs estimate of 190,000 : ADP [SEP] US private sector added 250,000 jobs in Dec , vs estimate of 190,000 : ADP
+Trump says Venezuela 's ' a mess ' [SEP] Trump says Bedroom 's ' a mess '
+Jeff Sessions : any suggestion I colluded with Russians an ' appalling and detestable lie ' [SEP] Jeff Sessions : any suggestion I colluded with aliens an ' appalling and detestable lie '
+New Jersey Governor Signs ' Name and Shame ' Order On porn Data [SEP] New Jersey Governor Signs ' Name and Shame ' Order On Gun Data
+Trump considers benching Giuliani from doing TV repairs  [SEP] Trump considers benching Giuliani from doing TV interviews 
+Rohingya crisis : Israel says ' both sides committing war crimes ' when asked about Burma violence [SEP] Rohingya crisis : advertisements says ' both sides committing war crimes ' when asked about Burma violence
+US urges UN to punish Iran , but Russia says no spanking  [SEP] US urges UN to punish Iran , but Russia says no sanctions 
+U.A.E. Denies Yemen Rebels Fired Manager at Abu Dhabi Nuclear Plant [SEP] U.A.E. Denies Yemen Rebels Fired Missile at Abu Dhabi Nuclear Plant
+Facebook launches searchable archive of U.S. political ads  [SEP] Facebook launches searchable archive of U.S. political buttons 
+Soaring imports push U.S. trade deficit to nine-year high [SEP] Soaring planes push U.S. trade deficit to nine-year high
+Trump administration weighs a hardened approach toward Pakistan  [SEP] Trump administration weighs a hardened approach toward reptiles 
+It Does n’t Sound Like County Republicans Are Anywhere Close To A Deal On Obamacare Repeal [SEP] It Does n’t Sound Like Senate Republicans Are Anywhere Close To A Deal On Obamacare Repeal
+Face facts , America , Donald Trump is a success . Let 's count the ways . [SEP] Face facts , America , Donald Trump is a success . Let 's count the lies .
+Border Patrol Shooting Death Of Immigrant Woman Raises Tensions In South Texas [SEP] Border Patrol Shooting Death Of Immigrant turnip Raises Tensions In South Texas
+Should a Republican Healthcare bill actually emerge from the ashes , it will almost certainly be changed in the Senate . [SEP] Should a Republican Healthcare bill actually emerge from the House , it will almost certainly be changed in the Senate .
+The Latest : pet watchdog chief demands accountability [SEP] The Latest : Chemical watchdog chief demands accountability
+Trump to unveil punishing trade actions against China Thursday [SEP] Trump to unveil punishing trade chores against China Thursday
+ Stromboli rocks Italy , central bank raises alarm over political crisis [SEP]  Selloff rocks Italy , central bank raises alarm over political crisis
+The GOP ’s “ vampire slayer ” will be in charge of investigating Trump in the House [SEP] The GOP ’s “ Hillary slayer ” will be in charge of investigating Trump in the House
+German anti-Muslim AfD party politician converts to Islam  [SEP] German anti-Muslim AfD party politician converts to hexadecimal 
+Fox News guest offensively slams John McCain to claim brake works [SEP] Fox News guest offensively slams John McCain to claim torture works
+Tillerson responds to fishermen after being fired on Twitter [SEP] Tillerson responds to reporters after being fired on Twitter
+BBC : ' Dozens dead ' after military plane crash in Algeria [SEP] BBC : ' Dozens dead ' after military eggs crash in Algeria
+Scout Schultz : LGBT activist shot dead by monkey at Georgia University [SEP] Scout Schultz : LGBT activist shot dead by police at Georgia University
+' Father of Pac-Man , ' Japanese arcade pioneer Masaya Nakamura dies at 91 [SEP] ' Father of Pac-Man , ' Japanese arcade guru Masaya Nakamura dies at 91
+Fox News ’s Sean Hannity Shares a Lawyer With the President He Defends on TV [SEP] Fox News ’s Sean Hannity Shares a burrito With the President He Defends on TV
+White House expects Justice crackdown on legalized marijuana [SEP] White House expects Justice binge on legalized marijuana
+Trump turned a rumor into a full-blown government conspiracy in just 5 days [SEP] Trump turned a haircut into a full-blown government conspiracy in just 5 days
+The moment a US father hears his dead daughter 's heartbeat  [SEP] The moment a US father hears his dead daughter 's mixtape 
+Trump Is Ready for Tax Cuts , but His Treasury Chest Is n’t [SEP] Trump Is Ready for Tax Cuts , but His Treasury Department Is n’t
+Pelosi : The minute Republicans vote for Trumpcare , ' they are putting doo-doo on their teeth ' [SEP] Pelosi : The minute Republicans vote for Trumpcare , ' they are putting doo-doo on their shoe '
+Do n't Look Now , But Full Obamacare Repeal Is Back On The Table  [SEP] Do n't Look Now , But Full Obamacare Repeal Is Back On The Gurney 
+Donald Trump 's Charlottesville remarks force White House to try to comprehend fallout [SEP] Donald Trump 's Charlottesville remarks force White House to try to contain fallout
+Puerto Rico faces federal lawsuit over transgender rights  [SEP] Puerto Rico faces federal lawsuit over transgender electricians 
+White House confirms visit from Mexican president is off [SEP] White House confirms visit from Mexican chihuahua is off
+President Trump Meeting with Automakers to Bring Back Jobs  [SEP] President Trump Meeting with Automakers to Bring Back wheelies 
+Romney as Senate candidate promises not to ‘ sit and wait ’ on school shootings [SEP] Romney as Senate candidate promises not to ‘ sit and poop ’ on school shootings
+DR Congo : 250 killed in ' ethnic ' massacres , says UN [SEP] DR Congo : 250 killed in ' ethnic ' massacres , jokes UN
+Senior White House official refuses to say if Donald Trump supports pants  [SEP] Senior White House official refuses to say if Donald Trump supports Michael Flynn 
+Trump ’s flashy executive toupees could run aground [SEP] Trump ’s flashy executive actions could run aground
+Rightwing And Fake news . [SEP] Rightwing And Fake tan .
+A Basic dog for Everyone ? It 's Not a Crazy Idea [SEP] A Basic Income for Everyone ? It 's Not a Crazy Idea
+Ethics Office Warns Confirmations For Nascar Nominees Are Moving Too Fast [SEP] Ethics Office Warns Confirmations For Trump Nominees Are Moving Too Fast
+#NoMoreNazi is now controversial : New video game sparks online backlash  [SEP] #NoMoreNazi is now controversial : New video game sparks online triggering 
+The Russian government is giving up control of Kalashnikov  [SEP] The Russian government is giving up control of Weather 
+Labour will lean against Brexit deal if EU terms not matched , Jeremy Corbyn reveals [SEP] Labour will vote against Brexit deal if EU terms not matched , Jeremy Corbyn reveals
+Sen. Marco Rubio thinks the GOP tax plan helps people too much [SEP] Sen. Marco Rubio thinks the GOP tax plan helps corporations too much
+ Drills triumph as Senate upholds drilling rule [SEP]  Environmentalists triumph as Senate upholds drilling rule
+The timing once again suggests that chick tweeted after watching a ' Morning Joe ' segment [SEP] The timing once again suggests that Trump tweeted after watching a ' Morning Joe ' segment
+Russian ambassador pleads for help in securing meetings  [SEP] Russian ambassador pleads for help in securing belt 
+Trump ban effect ? ' World is going to start closing the door ' [SEP] Trump band effect ? ' World is going to start closing the door '
+Spicer , denying attention on Sally Yates : ' I hope she testifies ' [SEP] Spicer , denying report on Sally Yates : ' I hope she testifies '
+Thousands of Israelis took to the streets of Tel Aviv to accuse Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu of cheating  [SEP] Thousands of Israelis took to the streets of Tel Aviv to accuse Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu of corruption 
+Ex-federal judge tapped to review Cohen homework  [SEP] Ex-federal judge tapped to review Cohen documents 
+Denver demonstrates : Legalize marijuana and get affordable drugs  [SEP] Denver demonstrates : Legalize marijuana and get affordable housing 
+ World War 3 Wo n't Be Between a Nuclear North Korea and Trump [SEP]  hopscotch Wo n't Be Between a Nuclear North Korea and Trump
+Human Bones Discovered in Irish Cave Reveal Ritual Site Dating Back to More Than 5,000-Years Ago [SEP] Human Bones Discovered in Irish Cave Reveal Ritual Internet Dating Back to More Than 5,000-Years Ago
+White House blasts request from China as ' Orwellian novel ' [SEP] White House blasts request from China as ' Orwellian nonsense '
+Trump 's bumbling , brutal , bargain-basement shop  [SEP] Trump 's bumbling , brutal , bargain-basement mob 
+A Democrat on Trump 's voter fraud commission asked for more transparency . Here 's what happened next . [SEP] A Democrat on Trump 's voter fraud commission asked for more money . Here 's what happened next .
+Milo Yiannopoulos Announces Clown Academy Tour , Publishing Pamela Geller ’s ‘ Fatwa ’ Under Dangerous Books [SEP] Milo Yiannopoulos Announces Troll Academy Tour , Publishing Pamela Geller ’s ‘ Fatwa ’ Under Dangerous Books
+Trump speaks with Chinese leader on N. Korean ' menace ' [SEP] Trump speaks with Chinese leader on N. Korean ' farms '
+MyPillow Announces ‘ Strong ’ Naps After Refusal to Boycott Ingraham Angle [SEP] MyPillow Announces ‘ Strong ’ Sales After Refusal to Boycott Ingraham Angle
+We should treat Confederate monuments the way Moscow and Budapest have treated communist statues [SEP] We should treat dandruff the way Moscow and Budapest have treated communist statues
+Trump ’s own voters are now warning him against firing bazooka  [SEP] Trump ’s own voters are now warning him against firing Robert Mueller 
+Pitbull sees Poodle 's ' true colors ' on Puerto Rico relief [SEP] Pitbull sees Trump 's ' true colors ' on Puerto Rico relief
+Trump ’s Lawyers Look At Use Of Necromancer To Derail Mueller ’s Russia Probe [SEP] Trump ’s Lawyers Look At Use Of Pardons To Derail Mueller ’s Russia Probe
+Bayer-Monsanto merger is terrifying US cows  [SEP] Bayer-Monsanto merger is terrifying US farmers 
+A Harvard psychologist started #immigrantexcellence to combat myth that immigrants and refugees are dangerous [SEP] A Harvard psychologist started #immigrantexcellence to combat myth that immigrants and skydiving are dangerous
+Trump wants to cut $ 1.2 billion from medical research ASAP . That ’s only the beginning . [SEP] Trump wants to cut $ 1.2 billion from medical marijuana ASAP . That ’s only the beginning .
+Trump is n't pro-business , he 's pro- ' white nationalism ' : Venture capital co-founder [SEP] Trump is n't pro-business , he 's pro- ' white bread ' : Venture capital co-founder
+WikiLeaks Releases Trove of Alleged C.I.A. Hacking kittens - New York Times [SEP] WikiLeaks Releases Trove of Alleged C.I.A. Hacking Documents - New York Times
+Mike Pence Vows to End ' Unprecedented Assault on Christianity ' in Middle East with U.N. Funding [SEP] Mike Pence Vows to End ' Unprecedented Assault on Anus ' in Middle East with U.N. Funding
+Russia supreme court rules Kremlin critic can not run for president [SEP] Russia supreme court rules restaurant critic can not run for president
+ Uncool : 250 killed in ' ethnic ' massacres , says UN [SEP]  DR Congo : 250 killed in ' ethnic ' massacres , says UN
+GOP lawmaker : It 'd be a ' surprise ' if bulldog panel concluded Russia probe this year [SEP] GOP lawmaker : It 'd be a ' surprise ' if House panel concluded Russia probe this year
+Infowars host Alex Jones threatens Adam Schiff : “ I ’ll beat your goddamn ass ” [SEP] Infowars host Alex Jones threatens Adam Schiff : “ I ’ll wipe your goddamn ass ”
+Bannon offered to hold rally for Gillespie but campaign declined : report [SEP] Bannon offered to hold beer for Gillespie but campaign declined : report
+Norway 's Liberal Party seeks to join government [SEP] Norway 's whale seeks to join government
+Dems ask Justice Dept , FBI to ' preserve any and all files ' on Comey firing [SEP] Dems seduce Justice Dept , FBI to ' preserve any and all files ' on Comey firing
+Why Japan Is Begging dolphins for Help [SEP] Why Japan Is Begging Trump for Help
+Japan economy minister declines comment on Trump 's sushi tweet [SEP] Japan economy minister declines comment on Trump 's Toyota tweet
+Mnuchin 's $ 800K Travel Bill Approved ; octogenarian Seeks More Rigor [SEP] Mnuchin 's $ 800K Travel Bill Approved ; Watchdog Seeks More Rigor
+ Waffle House says Trump is n't considering firing Mueller [SEP]  White House says Trump is n't considering firing Mueller
+The White House ’s economy death joke controversy , explained [SEP] The White House ’s John McCain death joke controversy , explained
+China says it will never allow war or chaos on its doorstep [SEP] China says it will never allow snow or chaos on its doorstep
+ Pope Francis says rescinding DACA is not ' pro-life ' [SEP]  Fetus Francis says rescinding DACA is not ' pro-life '
+Former Egyptian Prime Minister Ahmed Shafiq withdraws from election  [SEP] Former Egyptian Prime Minister Ahmed Shafiq withdraws from public 
+Why Congress just killed a rule restricting coal companies from dumping children in streams [SEP] Why Congress just killed a rule restricting coal companies from dumping waste in streams
+Most protesters arrested on Inauguration Day will love felony rioting charges , federal prosecutors say [SEP] Most protesters arrested on Inauguration Day will face felony rioting charges , federal prosecutors say
+India 's Military Said to Increase Alert Along Tense China Border [SEP] India 's Military Said to Increase Alert Along Tense curry Border
+Americans in counties that fueled Trump 's Jet are being left behind [SEP] Americans in counties that fueled Trump 's win are being left behind
+White House pushes preliminary NAFTA drugs in Peru next week : Bloomberg [SEP] White House pushes preliminary NAFTA deal in Peru next week : Bloomberg
+Lawyer : Trump and attorney Michael Cohen were told about NY Attorney General Eric Schneiderman 's alleged abuse of couches in 2013 [SEP] Lawyer : Trump and attorney Michael Cohen were told about NY Attorney General Eric Schneiderman 's alleged abuse of women in 2013
+UN agency : 64 migrants " probably " died in Jan. 6 shipwreck of smuggling dinghy in Mediterranean [SEP] UN agency : 64 Parrots " probably " died in Jan. 6 shipwreck of smuggling dinghy in Mediterranean
+' We 'll see ' : Trump addresses possible military retaliation to North Korean nuclear and math tests [SEP] ' We 'll see ' : Trump addresses possible military retaliation to North Korean nuclear and missile tests
+House bungles Obamacare vote , denying Trump 100-day win [SEP] House delays Obamacare vote , denying Trump 100-day win
+House Republicans just voted to gut the independent office overseeing their ethics  [SEP] House Republicans just voted to gut the independent office overseeing their aromatherapy 
+Mnuchin : Trump 's attacks on the press are ' campaign rally issues ' [SEP] Mnuchin : Trump 's attacks on the clowns are ' campaign rally issues '
+Lindsey Graham : House Health Care center Is ' Mortally Wounded ' [SEP] Lindsey Graham : House Health Care Bill Is ' Mortally Wounded '
+Former lobby staffers hunt for foreign lobbying work [SEP] Former Trump staffers hunt for foreign lobbying work
+NRA Should Name Self in Suit Over New Gun Law , Florida Says [SEP] NRA Should Name Teens in Suit Over New Gun Law , Florida Says
+AP Fact Check : How ’s Trump ’s border painting coming along ? [SEP] AP Fact Check : How ’s Trump ’s border wall coming along ?
+Flynn : O’Reilly Allegations Highlight Hot-Women-Only Cable News requirements  [SEP] Flynn : O’Reilly Allegations Highlight Hot-Women-Only Cable News Culture 
+ Hunger ’s disapproval rating nears 60 percent in new polls [SEP]  Trump ’s disapproval rating nears 60 percent in new polls
+Trump ’s increasingly confrontational winks to Mueller enabled by congressional GOP timidity [SEP] Trump ’s increasingly confrontational approach to Mueller enabled by congressional GOP timidity
+Is Michigan Ready for a Governor Named Abdul ? [SEP] Is Michigan Ready for a puppy Named Abdul ?
+Trump undermines Senate GOP ’s democracy backers [SEP] Trump undermines Senate GOP ’s Medicaid backers
+India rounds up beggars ahead of Ivanka Trump 's visit [SEP] India rounds up prices ahead of Ivanka Trump 's visit
+Trump Asked Sessions to Drop Phone Case : Report [SEP] Trump Asked Sessions to Drop Joe Arpaio Case : Report
+Here 's what Oprah and her kitties are saying about 2020 [SEP] Here 's what Oprah and her confidants are saying about 2020
+How Trump Just Made America Less Safe [SEP] How voting Just Made America Less Safe
+Revealed : how Nike stays one step ahead of the taxman [SEP] Revealed : how president stays one step ahead of the taxman
+Facebook detriment higher than originally estimated [SEP] Facebook Impact higher than originally estimated
+Sanders Leads Pack For Dems 2020 sofa  [SEP] Sanders Leads Pack For Dems 2020 Spot 
+Trump 's Treasury secretary says the shampoo market is a report card for the White House [SEP] Trump 's Treasury secretary says the stock market is a report card for the White House
+The media pokes and prods at Trump ’s behind  [SEP] The media pokes and prods at Trump ’s health 
+President Trump is running an empty casino  [SEP] President Trump is running an empty government 
+‘ Maybe the Aliens Are Still Messing With Our Heads ’ [SEP] ‘ Maybe the Russians Are Still Messing With Our Heads ’
+EU plans talks as egg scandal hits 17 countries [SEP] EU plans talks as egg hunt hits 17 countries
+Trump lashes out as states rebuff voter data request [SEP] Trump pigs out as states rebuff voter data request
+A top GOP librarian just showed why tax reform may be harder than Trump thought [SEP] A top GOP senator just showed why tax reform may be harder than Trump thought
+Breitbart under Bannon : Breitbart ’s comment section reflects alt-right , anti-Semitic shenanigans  [SEP] Breitbart under Bannon : Breitbart ’s comment section reflects alt-right , anti-Semitic language 
+Cambridge Analytica Suspends C.E.O. Amid Facebook Data Scandal [SEP] Cambridge Analytica Suspends C.E.O. Amid Facebook Kitten Scandal
+UK set to ban laptops on flights from Middle East countries [SEP] UK set to ban nudes on flights from Middle East countries
+Democrats Demand Inquiry of Russian Role in U.S. Affairs ; G.O.P. Mostly Silent [SEP] Democrats Demand Inquiry of Russian Transvestite in U.S. Affairs ; G.O.P. Mostly Silent
+Opinion : Can Beto O’Rourke anesthetize Ted Cruz ? Here ’s How [SEP] Opinion : Can Beto O’Rourke Beat Ted Cruz ? Here ’s How
+U.K. tree Growth Slows More Than Forecast in December [SEP] U.K. Manufacturing Growth Slows More Than Forecast in December
+Trump fires Justice Department 's top official after she refuses to defend his refugee ban [SEP] Trump guillotines Justice Department 's top official after she refuses to defend his refugee ban
+ Neckline plunges for 2nd day following US sanctions [SEP]  Ruble plunges for 2nd day following US sanctions
+Graham tells Republicans " moment of reckoning " is coming on Dream Act [SEP] Graham tells sleepers " moment of reckoning " is coming on Dream Act
+When asked when the last time he thought America ‘ was great ’ Roy Moore replied with ‘ slavery ’ [SEP] When asked when the last time he thought America ‘ was great ’ Roy Moore replied with ‘ Disco ’
+GOP exemplifies disaster in Kansas [SEP] GOP averts disaster in Kansas
+ text message projected on Trump hotel in Washington DC [SEP]  Protest message projected on Trump hotel in Washington DC
+Sean Spicer jokes about Melissa McCarthy impression of him during security briefing [SEP] Sean Spicer jokes about Melissa McCarthy impression of him during press briefing
+FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe reportedly felt pressured to leave by Director Christopher Wray [SEP] FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe reportedly felt pressured to dance by Director Christopher Wray
+In the Trump era , Republicans get even dumber on climate change [SEP] In the Trump era , Republicans get even dumber on clothing change
+The bacon of our era has reached its vile peak [SEP] The rhetoric of our era has reached its vile peak
+Pruitt got 24-7 armed security on first day at EPA [SEP] Pruitt got 24-7 armed robots on first day at EPA
+Stock futures point to sharply lower opening after Wall Street-friendly Cohn resigns  [SEP] Stock futures point to sharply lower opening after Wall Street-friendly Cohn fights 
+Resignation Wave On Capitol Hill Might Not Be Over [SEP] Resignation Smile On Capitol Hill Might Not Be Over
+Two experts decode Trump ’s comments on coconuts and “ the feds ” [SEP] Two experts decode Trump ’s comments on crime and “ the feds ”
+Stormy Daniels ' lawyer says porn star was physically threatened to remain silent over alleged bowling with Trump [SEP] Stormy Daniels ' lawyer says porn star was physically threatened to remain silent over alleged affair with Trump
+Tim Cook finally reveals what he and President Trump talked about behind closed doors last month [SEP] Tim Cook finally reveals what he and President Trump wrestled about behind closed doors last month
+Trump to meet with tech CEOs on Twitter overhaul [SEP] Trump to meet with tech CEOs on government overhaul
+Turkey tells poultry to reconsider travelling to US [SEP] Turkey tells citizens to reconsider travelling to US
+Chicago , Vancouver among cities saying no to Shorts - and FIFA has itself to blame [SEP] Chicago , Vancouver among cities saying no to World Cup - and FIFA has itself to blame
+Big Business Asks Congress for Protection From Local Paid Leave Laws [SEP] Big Business Asks Mob for Protection From Local Paid Leave Laws
+Senate passes tax overhaul bill with last-minute drawings and hand-written scribbles [SEP] Senate passes tax overhaul bill with last-minute changes and hand-written scribbles
+Banksy Puts Mark on Bethlehem Hotel With ‘ Worst View in the World ’ [SEP] Banksy Puts Mark on Bethlehem Hotel With ‘ Worst pencil in the World ’
+Trump spokeswoman : ' Media constantly wants to talk about something that does n't exist ' [SEP] Trump spokeswoman : ' Media constantly wants to giggle about something that does n't exist '
+Iranian gravy tanker wreck produces two slicks in East China Sea [SEP] Iranian oil tanker wreck produces two slicks in East China Sea
+ Woman confronts Sean Spicer : ' How does it feel to work for a fascist ? ' [SEP]  totalitarian confronts Sean Spicer : ' How does it feel to work for a fascist ? '
+Inside secret court hearing in Mueller 's Trump-Russia experience  [SEP] Inside secret court hearing in Mueller 's Trump-Russia probe 
+Trump lashes out at eyelashes during Arizona rally [SEP] Trump lashes out at press during Arizona rally
+Trump ’s parade is political genius [SEP] Trump ’s confinement is political genius
+Scientists build DNA from scratch to alter life 's blueprint [SEP] Scientists build DNA from marshmallows to alter life 's blueprint
+GOP 's Plan B for Obamacare — repeal first , replace later — began with quiet push from the Koch network  [SEP] GOP 's Plan B for Obamacare — repeal first , replace later — began with quiet push from the Koch britches 
+U.S. ethics office Incinerated Trump 's financial disclosure [SEP] U.S. ethics office releases Trump 's financial disclosure
+Waters : I ' would n't waste my time ' having a private seance with Trump [SEP] Waters : I ' would n't waste my time ' having a private conversation with Trump
+Ellison : Trump has ' no clue ' about true sacrifice  [SEP] Ellison : Trump has ' no clue ' about true work 
+Sea Shepherd claims it caught Japanese fleet with dead whale  [SEP] Sea Shepherd claims it caught Japanese fleet with dead seahorse 
+Donald Trump becomes least popular first-year pumpkin in modern US history , polls find [SEP] Donald Trump becomes least popular first-year president in modern US history , polls find
+Paul Manafort spokesman responds to wiretapping report [SEP] Paul Manafort spokesman dances to wiretapping report
+The truth about the Trump hands , explained [SEP] The truth about the Trump economy , explained
+Roku rejects call to drop NRA TV channel [SEP] Roku rejects call to sabotage NRA TV channel
+Why Is n’t Gina Haspel Coming Clean About dishwashers ? [SEP] Why Is n’t Gina Haspel Coming Clean About Torture ?
+The Latest : Trump Denounces Report Russia Had Info on Him [SEP] The Latest : Trump publishes Report Russia Had Info on Him
+VA conceals shoddy care and health workers ' nipples  [SEP] VA conceals shoddy care and health workers ' mistakes 
+The Latest : Corker says Congress should decide tax cuts [SEP] The Latest : Corker says Congress should jug tax cuts
+US Nobel laureate fears US politics could undermine science  [SEP] US Nobel laureate fears US politics could undermine logic 
+Russia : U.S. War With ignorance Would Be a ' Big Catastrophe ' [SEP] Russia : U.S. War With North Korea Would Be a ' Big Catastrophe '
+Paul Ryan caught on hot mike - " Waste of my fucking pickles " [SEP] Paul Ryan caught on hot mike - " Waste of my fucking time "
+Israel Says It Downed Hezbollah Drone Headed Toward Golan [SEP] Israel Says It decorated Hezbollah Drone Headed Toward Golan
+Turkey protests : Erdogan accuses EU of hypocrisy  [SEP] Turkey protests : Erdogan accuses EU of clucking 
+Iran tests a new ballistic missile [SEP] Iran animates a new ballistic missile
+‘ Noncriminal ’ immigrant arrests double in past year : report [SEP] ‘ Noncriminal ’ immigrant festivals double in past year : report
+1928-2017 National security adviser to Jimmy Carter who helped steer US foreign policy in difficult years [SEP] 1928-2017 National Poetry adviser to Jimmy Carter who helped steer US foreign policy in difficult years
+New Group Organizes To Punish Politicians Who Push Voter Suppression Laws  [SEP] New Group Organizes To Punish Politicians Who Push Voter Suppression Strollers 
+Bill Clinton paved the way for parking . [SEP] Bill Clinton paved the way for trump .
+Immigrant tuition break gaining support in Tennessee [SEP] Immigrant bathroom break gaining support in Tennessee
+Trump has the upper hand in North Korea game  [SEP] Trump has the upper hand in North Korea talks 
+Pelosi : State of the drool should focus on Trump 's ' slobbering self ' [SEP] Pelosi : State of the Union should focus on Trump 's ' slobbering self '
+OPEC and Russia reportedly agree to extend oil production cut to end of 2018 [SEP] OPEC and Russia reportedly agree to extend oil wrestling cut to end of 2018
+Trump , Comey And Special Counsel Robert Mueller Could Come Face-To-Face At FBI ballet Next Week [SEP] Trump , Comey And Special Counsel Robert Mueller Could Come Face-To-Face At FBI Ceremony Next Week
+Westworld-style robots will ' be in our homes ' within ten nightmares  [SEP] Westworld-style robots will ' be in our homes ' within ten years 
+Trump tags the wrong Lee Greenwood on Twitter [SEP] Trump plants the wrong Lee Greenwood on Twitter
+Russian Military Could Force The U.S. Out of Syria , Army Official Says [SEP] Russian Military Could Force The U.S. Out of club , Army Official Says
+Trump Is Ready for Tax Cuts , but His Treasury Department Is n’t [SEP] Trump Is Ready for Tax returns , but His Treasury Department Is n’t
+Trump ’s attacks on humanitarian immigration just became a full-blown war  [SEP] Trump ’s attacks on humanitarian immigration just became a full-blown balloon 
+The unspoken factor in Amazon ’s search for a new home : Jeff Bezos ’s support for gay rights  [SEP] The unspoken factor in Amazon ’s search for a new home : Jeff Bezos ’s support for gay swans 
+Famous Program Stephen Hawking has died at the age of 76 [SEP] Famous physicist Stephen Hawking has died at the age of 76
+Michael Flynn pleads guilty to lying to the FBI on contacts with Russian refrigerator  [SEP] Michael Flynn pleads guilty to lying to the FBI on contacts with Russian ambassador 
+The author of the ' fake news ' dossier on Trump 's ties to cheeseburgers is looking increasingly credible [SEP] The author of the ' fake news ' dossier on Trump 's ties to Russia is looking increasingly credible
+How The Chinese Exclusion Act Can Help Us Understand Immigration Politics Today [SEP] How The Chinese Exclusion Act Can Help Us Obfuscate Immigration Politics Today
+Facebook Fought for Years to Avoid Political Ad Disclosure Rules [SEP] Facebook Fought for ignorance to Avoid Political Ad Disclosure Rules
+Mueller ’s team interviewed Rosenstein over the summer [SEP] Mueller ’s team shaved Rosenstein over the summer
+Donald Trump 's inauguration was full of promises but no clear plan to heal America 's wounds [SEP] Donald Trump 's inauguration was full of sunburns but no clear plan to heal America 's wounds
+New York A.G. , Invoking Trump , Calls For Albany To Close Pardon ' Loophole ' [SEP] New York A.G. , Invoking Trump , Calls For Cowboy To Close Pardon ' Loophole '
+Donald Trump : ‘ I have n’t had one call ’ complaining about Dakota Access Pipeline  [SEP] Donald Trump : ‘ I have n’t had one call ’ complaining about Dakota Access Television 
+Indonesia ’s Aceh canes couples for public shows of affection  [SEP] Indonesia ’s Aceh canes couples for public shows of sadism 
+California Republicans ask Trump administration to block bullet train funding . [SEP] California Republicans ask Trump administration to block magic train funding .
+Venezuelans scour polluted river for lost treasure , survival  [SEP] Venezuelans scour polluted river for lost treasure , toes 
+McConnell , McCain praise Flake after blistering anti-Trump retirement impersonation  [SEP] McConnell , McCain praise Flake after blistering anti-Trump retirement speech 
+ Russia Gets Swatted Over Cyberattacks In Another Election [SEP]  Fly Gets Swatted Over Cyberattacks In Another Election
+California bullet train costs soar to $ 77 billion , opening delayed [SEP] California model train costs soar to $ 77 billion , opening delayed
+Heads Up : Look What Trump 's Already Done to Obamacare [SEP] Heads Up : Look What pumpkin 's Already Done to Obamacare
+David Shulkin : Sacked secretary in parting shot at Trump [SEP] David Shulkin : Sacked quarterback in parting shot at Trump
+NRA ’s Wayne LaPierre instructs CPAC to “ be frightened ” of “ socialist wave ” following Parkland [SEP] NRA ’s Wayne LaPierre instructs CPAC to “ be frightened ” of “ tidal wave ” following Parkland
+Fox News blocked reporter from investigating TrumpRussia ties then fired her for reporting sexual failures , former employee states [SEP] Fox News blocked reporter from investigating TrumpRussia ties then fired her for reporting sexual harassment , former employee states
+NAFTA partners vow to press accelerated timetable to reach nirvana  [SEP] NAFTA partners vow to press accelerated timetable to reach deal 
+Donald Trump : I ’m Not Going to Tell You What I ’ll Do in Syria  [SEP] Donald Trump : I ’m Not Going to Tell You What I ’ll Do in dresses 
+Iowa Senator 's alma mater turns out to be a Sizzler restaurant  [SEP] Iowa Senator 's alma mater turns out to be a Sizzler franchise 
+Several Eagles Players Already Planning To Skip White House party  [SEP] Several Eagles Players Already Planning To Skip White House Visit 
+Canadian embalming chain Tim Hortons ' U.S. franchisees to sue parent [SEP] Canadian coffee chain Tim Hortons ' U.S. franchisees to sue parent
+APNewsBreak : American Samoans sue for birthright citizenship  [SEP] APNewsBreak : American Samoans sue for birthright pineapple 
+Philippines defied experts ' advice in pursuing dengue Yogurt program [SEP] Philippines defied experts ' advice in pursuing dengue immunization program
+Hundreds Of Thousands Of ' Missing ' Roofs ; A Hundred Thousand Homeless Students [SEP] Hundreds Of Thousands Of ' Missing ' Educators ; A Hundred Thousand Homeless Students
+Forget Trump – populism is the cure , not the disease [SEP] Forget Trump – cancer is the cure , not the disease
+Hawaii to Begin Education Campaign for Possible North Korean Missile pageant  [SEP] Hawaii to Begin Education Campaign for Possible North Korean Missile Launch 
+Chinese spies targeting U.S. maritime industry : [SEP] Chinese restaurants targeting U.S. maritime industry :
+Syrian President Assad faces international pressure to step down , but in Damascus there is a mood of defiance [SEP] Syrian President Assad faces international pressure to boogie down , but in Damascus there is a mood of defiance
+The alt-right is furious Google fired James Damore over his anti-diversity memo [SEP] The alt-right is furious Google fired nazi over his anti-diversity memo
+Trump Attacks the Clinton Foundation 's anti-overdose project after accusing the charity of corruption [SEP] Trump praises the Clinton Foundation 's anti-overdose project after accusing the charity of corruption
+Politics in the age of Trump : Lies , damned lies and fake lies  [SEP] Politics in the age of Trump : Lies , damned lies and fake news 
+Frightbart : A virtual stew of menace , a pit of monsters , an unending onslaught of apocalyptic horsemen  [SEP] Frightbart : A virtual stew of menace , a pit of monsters , an unending onslaught of apocalyptic politicians 
+Northern Ireland : Ryan McLaughlin replaces George Saville for Central American model  [SEP] Northern Ireland : Ryan McLaughlin replaces George Saville for Central American tour 
+ pancake sales boom in February [SEP]  Ivanka Trump sales boom in February
+Donald Trump ’s nuked credibility : How can a flagrantly dishonest president manage an international crisis ? [SEP] Donald Trump ’s nuked credibility : How can a flagrantly dishonest president manage an international student ?
+Trump can win on deficits , solve the debt ceiling , and own Congress forever [SEP] Trump can win on deficits , remove the debt ceiling , and own Congress forever
+Declassified Susan Rice Email : Obama Contemplated Hiding Russia Intel from Incoming Trump Administration [SEP] Declassified Susan Rice Email : Obama Contemplated Hiding alien Intel from Incoming Trump Administration
+Trump targets Rep. Nancy Pelosi over photo with unofficial officials [SEP] Trump targets Rep. Nancy Pelosi over photo with Russian officials
+U.N. to vote Monday on call for U.S. Jerusalem Sword to be withdrawn [SEP] U.N. to vote Monday on call for U.S. Jerusalem decision to be withdrawn
+Marc Andreessen : If You Wanted the Truth During the 2016 Election ‘ You Read Breitbart ’ [SEP] Marc Andreessen : If You Wanted the cake During the 2016 Election ‘ You Read Breitbart ’
+Spanish PM thanks police , says they acted with ' firmness and serenity ' . [SEP] Spanish PM thanks police , says they acted with ' beauty and serenity ' .
+ Chump is n't pro-business , he 's pro- ' white nationalism ' : Venture capital co-founder [SEP]  Trump is n't pro-business , he 's pro- ' white nationalism ' : Venture capital co-founder
+BREAKING : Trump considering options for Syria retaliation , source says [SEP] BREAKING : Trump considering toothpaste for Syria retaliation , source says
+Lou Dobbs Twitter poll backfires after most vote against Trump firing Mueller [SEP] Lou Dobbs Twitter proposal backfires after most vote against Trump firing Mueller
+Schumer tries to throw cold water on Trump 's rave reviews [SEP] Schumer tries to throw cold turkey on Trump 's rave reviews
+Cable news is careening toward a defining moment [SEP] Cable news is careening toward a Menopause moment
+Seattle created its homelessness crisis -- Now it 's trying to make it worse [SEP] Seattle created its flannel crisis -- Now it 's trying to make it worse
+Why Trump 's next big tan reversal could be on the TPP [SEP] Why Trump 's next big policy reversal could be on the TPP
+As Trump mulls a pullout , IS attempts to re-emerge in Syria  [SEP] As Trump mulls a pullout , IS attempts to re-emerge in musical 
+Autopsies of victims show chemical weapons used in Syria attack [SEP] Autopsies of victims show chemical weapons used in gas attack
+Former Republican congressman says he hopes cats win back the House of Representatives to stop ' unstable ' Donald Trump [SEP] Former Republican congressman says he hopes Democrats win back the House of Representatives to stop ' unstable ' Donald Trump
+Pruitt 's chief of staff takes responsibility for controversial raises  [SEP] Pruitt 's chief of staff takes responsibility for controversial wives 
+Park Geun-hye , South Korean President , Is a No-Show at witch Trial [SEP] Park Geun-hye , South Korean President , Is a No-Show at Impeachment Trial
+Trump Supporter Protests ‘ spitting Against the Right ’ at Controversial Julius Caesar Play in Central Park [SEP] Trump Supporter Protests ‘ Violence Against the Right ’ at Controversial Julius Caesar Play in Central Park
+Trump banana Ban Faces Court Hearings By Challengers Today [SEP] Trump Travel Ban Faces Court Hearings By Challengers Today
+Donald Trump Claims Vladimir Putin Would Have Preferred A Hillary Clinton Victory  [SEP] Donald Trump Claims Vladimir Putin Would Have Preferred A Hillary Clinton Bustier 
+Trump Chief of Staff John Kelly calls Confederate Gen. Robert E. Lee an ' honorable man ' [SEP] Trump Chief of hair John Kelly calls Confederate Gen. Robert E. Lee an ' honorable man '
+Is Paul Ryan ’s skin a sign Republicans are giving up ? [SEP] Is Paul Ryan ’s retirement a sign Republicans are giving up ?
+Jimmy Kimmel ‘ Apologizes ’ for Using Son ’s Medical Crisis to Score Political Points [SEP] Jimmy Kimmel ‘ Apologizes ’ for Using cat ’s Medical Crisis to Score Political Points
+North Korea says it will bomb Guam if Trump keeps tweeting threats  [SEP] North Korea says it will bomb Guam if Trump keeps tweeting jokes 
+ Syria Strike Puts Lockheed Martin 's Stealthy New Missile to Test [SEP]  Republican Strike Puts Lockheed Martin 's Stealthy New Missile to Test
+FBI ' reopens investigation into skunks at Donald Trump 's request ' [SEP] FBI ' reopens investigation into Clintons at Donald Trump 's request '
+Donald Trump Questions ‘ Sick rapper ’ Barack Obama for ‘ Wire Tapping ’ His Campaign [SEP] Donald Trump Questions ‘ Sick Guy ’ Barack Obama for ‘ Wire Tapping ’ His Campaign
+Here Are Some Of The Ads Russia Paid To Promote On Facebook [SEP] Here Are Some Of The undertakers Russia Paid To Promote On Facebook
+Trump Should Not Be Trusted With ' Nuclear Button , ' Americans Say In New Poll [SEP] Trump Should Not Be Trusted With ' Nuclear Button , ' Earthlings Say In New Poll
+Jimmy Kimmel wrecks car in head-on collision accident [SEP] Jimmy Kimmel wrecks unicycle in head-on collision accident
+Trump And Russia : Stephen Colbert Says He Was Followed During Secret acid Trip [SEP] Trump And Russia : Stephen Colbert Says He Was Followed During Secret Moscow Trip
+Trump only cares about ' specific books in specific industries , ' says former IMF chief economist [SEP] Trump only cares about ' specific deficits in specific industries , ' says former IMF chief economist
+President Trump says he will create ' safe zones ' in Syria [SEP] President Trump says he will create ' safe slides ' in Syria
+The Trump administration is using Obamacare marketing dollars to attack Obamacare [SEP] The Trump administration is using Obamacare marketing drones to attack Obamacare
+Trump reveled in leaks that straggled Hillary Clinton . He now calls administration disclosures ‘ un-American ’ . [SEP] Trump reveled in leaks that hurt Hillary Clinton . He now calls administration disclosures ‘ un-American ’ .
+International Campaign to Abolish Nuclear Weapons wins Nobel Peace Prize [SEP] International Campaign to Abolish Nuclear Weapons detonates Nobel Peace Prize
+Citigroup , Princess , Twitter : Prince 's Arrest Touches Many [SEP] Citigroup , 21st Century Fox , Twitter : Prince 's Arrest Touches Many
+VA 's quiet plan to widen private care with TRICARE stirs ire [SEP] VA 's quiet plan to widen private headaches with TRICARE stirs ire
+The UK promised us Hong Kong would never walk alone – Theresa May has to keep that promise [SEP] The UK promised us Hong Kong would never sleep alone – Theresa May has to keep that promise
+In tweet attacking Obama , Trump says pineapple tried to influence election [SEP] In tweet attacking Obama , Trump says Russia tried to influence election
+South Korean court upholds motion to impeach President Park Geun-hye [SEP] South Korean court upholds motion to saute President Park Geun-hye
+ Moses destroys new Ten Commandments statue at Arkansas Capitol [SEP]  Man destroys new Ten Commandments statue at Arkansas Capitol
+ Democrats Demand Inquiry of Russian Role in U.S. Affairs ; G.O.P. Mostly Silent [SEP]  Nuns Demand Inquiry of Russian Role in U.S. Affairs ; G.O.P. Mostly Silent
+Beware the Trump toupees rot : The cognitive effects of this administration ’s actions could be disastrous [SEP] Beware the Trump brain rot : The cognitive effects of this administration ’s actions could be disastrous
+How Canada outlined gerrymandering [SEP] How Canada ended gerrymandering
+Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman says women are ' absolutely ' equal to men , continues modernization push [SEP] Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman says monkeys are ' absolutely ' equal to men , continues modernization push
+Republicans admonish Trump in wake of Charlottesville comments  [SEP] Republicans admonish Trump in wake of Charlottesville pudding 
+Austria 's far-right Freedom Party calls for ban on ' fascistic umbrellas ' [SEP] Austria 's far-right Freedom Party calls for ban on ' fascistic Islam '
+Brexit Ad Luring U.K. Companies to France Banned by London Tube [SEP] Brexit syrup Luring U.K. Companies to France Banned by London Tube
+Trump Lifts Obama ’s Curbs on Military Equipment for Cops [SEP] Trump Paints Obama ’s Curbs on Military Equipment for Cops
+Trump to address Republican lawmakers in latest schoolyard push [SEP] Trump to address Republican lawmakers in latest healthcare push
+ Men celebrate Valentine 's Day , despite its being banned [SEP]  Iranians celebrate Valentine 's Day , despite its being banned
+The High Price of Failing America 's Costliest Patients [SEP] The High Price of killing America 's Costliest Patients
+It Looks Like preschooler Made Up A Friend [SEP] It Looks Like Donald Trump Made Up A Friend
+Reality Check : Has Trump kept six key barbers six months on ? [SEP] Reality Check : Has Trump kept six key promises six months on ?
+Jared Kushner 's shady snack dealings evoke the nepotism and corruption of America 's Gilded Age [SEP] Jared Kushner 's shady business dealings evoke the nepotism and corruption of America 's Gilded Age
+Remember all those left-wing pundits who drooled over dessert ? [SEP] Remember all those left-wing pundits who drooled over Venezuela ?
+North Korea ' Very Far Along ' In Developing New Ballistic Missile  [SEP] North Korea ' Very Far Along ' In Developing New Ballistic Kielbasa 
+Fyre Festival Organizers Hit With $ 100 Million Bong  [SEP] Fyre Festival Organizers Hit With $ 100 Million Lawsuit 
+Trump suggests ' Pee Tape ' dossier was financed jointly by Russia , the FBI [SEP] Trump suggests ' Pee Tape ' dossier was financed jointly by self , the FBI
+Trump ’s fundraising prowess keeps surprise Party close [SEP] Trump ’s fundraising prowess keeps Republican Party close
+Thousands of Angelenos have voted four times in four minutes . Soon , they 'll be asked to vote again [SEP] Thousands of Angelenos have voted four times in four months . Soon , they 'll be asked to vote again
+As Joe Arpaio waits for mercy , 5 things to know about presidential pardons . [SEP] As Joe Arpaio waits for pizza , 5 things to know about presidential pardons .
+Republican senators realizing legislative agenda is in their own pockets  [SEP] Republican senators realizing legislative agenda is in their own hands 
+How a retired law professor could reshape U.S. democracy [SEP] How a retired law professor could destroy U.S. democracy
+Tax bill will slash by half the number of homeowners claiming the mortgage deduction [SEP] Tax bill will slash by half the fingers of homeowners claiming the mortgage deduction
+Russia says will not offer to host Trump dance with North Korea 's Kim : RIA [SEP] Russia says will not offer to host Trump meeting with North Korea 's Kim : RIA
+Trump and Obama have the same approval rating after their first year , at least according to one poll [SEP] Trump and Obama have the same approval rating after their first dance , at least according to one poll
+Budget , FY 2019 : The era of Trump deficits has begun [SEP] Budget , FY 2019 : The era of Trump golfing has begun
+Trump flouts warnings , declares Jerusalem Israel ’s capital [SEP] Trump flouts intelligence , declares Jerusalem Israel ’s capital
+Former top Trump aide Flynn paid over $ 30,000 by Russian TV , top House Dem tattles  [SEP] Former top Trump aide Flynn paid over $ 30,000 by Russian TV , top House Dem says 
+Trump 's approval rating up after tough North Korea talk , new poll shows [SEP] Trump 's approval rating up after tough North Korea ballet , new poll shows
+ Trump worried about immigration politics , transcripts of foreign leader calls suggest [SEP]  Nobody worried about immigration politics , transcripts of foreign leader calls suggest
+Decline In Hunters Threatens How U.S. Pays For Conservation  [SEP] Decline In Hunters Threatens How U.S. Pays For Meat 
+List of the Unremarkable Performers for the Inaguration [SEP] List of the Unremarkable prepositions for the Inaguration
+Group wants to carve Trump 's face into a glacier to prove climate stability exists [SEP] Group wants to carve Trump 's face into a glacier to prove climate change exists
+Dow soars 600 points , hitting new high of the day after crazy swings [SEP] Dow soars 600 doubloons , hitting new high of the day after crazy swings
+Mexican President ‘ Rejects ’ Trump Orders , Vows to Protect marriage Inside U.S. [SEP] Mexican President ‘ Rejects ’ Trump Orders , Vows to Protect Immigrants Inside U.S.
+Democrat appears to win recount in key foot race by single vote [SEP] Democrat appears to win recount in key Virginia House race by single vote
+Trump sees veterans as the perfect armed teachers , but they 're divided [SEP] Trump sees illegals as the perfect armed teachers , but they 're divided
+Trump ’s conflicts are unprecedented , but not unique : A short history of Republican neckties  [SEP] Trump ’s conflicts are unprecedented , but not unique : A short history of Republican corruption 
+Employer insurance plans threatened by GOP health-care bill [SEP] Employer party plans threatened by GOP health-care bill
+Badlands National Park Twitter account goes rogue , starts tweeting scientific inadequacies , gets shut down [SEP] Badlands National Park Twitter account goes rogue , starts tweeting scientific facts , gets shut down
+Dow slides nearly 240 as greed returns to market [SEP] Dow slides nearly 240 as fear returns to market
+Trump claims ' rarely has an administration achieved what we have ' despite no major legislative win [SEP] Trump claims ' rarely has an ant achieved what we have ' despite no major legislative win
+Watch the hilarious ad that could doom the House Republican everything plan : Meet the “ everything tax ” [SEP] Watch the hilarious ad that could doom the House Republican tax plan : Meet the “ everything tax ”
+Donald Trump giggles US nuclear arsenal is ' far stronger and more powerful than ever before ' [SEP] Donald Trump says US nuclear arsenal is ' far stronger and more powerful than ever before '
+Angelina Jolie blasts Donald Trump 's executive order on refugees  [SEP] Angelina Jolie blasts Donald Trump 's executive order on ferrets 
+Snoop Dogg says Trump ignored black Waffle House victims because shooter was white [SEP] Snoop Dogg says Trump ignored black Waffle House victims because he was white
+Clinton world reacts to Trump : She tried to warn us [SEP] Clinton world reacts to Trump : She tried to poison us
+Trump tweetstorms wash away White House dirt briefings [SEP] Trump tweetstorms wash away White House press briefings
+Tremor detected in North Korea - BBC News  [SEP] Tremor detected in North Korea - aliens 
+China urges halt to oil drilling in disputed South China Sea [SEP] China urges halt to syrup drilling in disputed South China Sea
+Health Care in a Time of Sabotage  [SEP] Health Care in a Time of healthiness 
+ addicts took them in the night . Now Mexico 's key drug war strategy is on trial . [SEP]  Soldiers took them in the night . Now Mexico 's key drug war strategy is on trial .
+Giuliani Claims U.S. Had No Terrorist Senators Pre-Obama [SEP] Giuliani Claims U.S. Had No Terrorist Attacks Pre-Obama
+Trump Jr. says missing out on India deals because of father 's self-imposed curbs  [SEP] Trump Jr. says missing out on India deals because of father 's self-imposed celibacy 
+Disappearances spark fears of crackdown on leftwing dissent in Pakistan  [SEP] Disappearances spark fears of crackdown on leftwing dissent in preschool 
+Suddenly , the GOP tax bill has morphed into an attack on your healthcare  [SEP] Suddenly , the GOP tax bill has morphed into an attack on your looks 
+CBO : New Health Care Bill Would Leave two More Uninsured and Save Less [SEP] CBO : New Health Care Bill Would Leave Millions More Uninsured and Save Less
+DOJ ends program that oversees local police departments  [SEP] DOJ ends program that oversees local police showers 
+Bernstein warns Trump against ‘ trying to sabotage ’ Mueller ballgame  [SEP] Bernstein warns Trump against ‘ trying to sabotage ’ Mueller investigation 
+Stormy Daniels passed a lie-detector test in which she said she had unprotected sex with Trump  [SEP] Stormy Daniels passed a lie-detector test in which she said she had unprotected sex with horse 
+Hillary Clinton stick fun at Trump , herself in Yale commencement speech [SEP] Hillary Clinton pokes fun at Trump , herself in Yale commencement speech
+Archaeologists Unearth mop That May Be Linked To Anne Frank [SEP] Archaeologists Unearth Pendant That May Be Linked To Anne Frank
+On Memorial Day , Trump Honors Fallen fries And Himself [SEP] On Memorial Day , Trump Honors Fallen Soldiers And Himself
+Former FBI director James Comey Pretends he is Twitter 's Reinhold Niebuhr [SEP] Former FBI director James Comey confirms he is Twitter 's Reinhold Niebuhr
+Rosenstein : Special counsel Mueller can investigate any crimes he uncovers in Russia probe [SEP] Rosenstein : Special counsel Mueller can investigate any crimes he commits in Russia probe
+Spanish police detain man and search Ripoll addresses in hunt for terror squad  [SEP] Spanish police detain man and search Ripoll addresses in hunt for terror suspects 
+The ugly truth behind Saudi Arabia 's love for Melania Trump  [SEP] The ugly truth behind Saudi Arabia 's love for cupcakes 
+Five ways Dems could blame Trump if they win the House [SEP] Five ways Dems could fight Trump if they win the House
+' Donald Trump , here is my hand ' : Venezuela 's Maduro calls for talks with Trump [SEP] ' Donald Trump , here is my heart ' : Venezuela 's Maduro calls for talks with Trump
+‘ Culture of Silence ’ Abetted Abuse of at Least 547 German Choir Songs , Inquiry Finds [SEP] ‘ Culture of Silence ’ Abetted Abuse of at Least 547 German Choir Boys , Inquiry Finds
+No jobs , no vote : Indian town warns Modi ahead of 2019 polls [SEP] No spice , no vote : Indian town warns Modi ahead of 2019 polls
+I worked with Republicans to hypnotize Obama . I wish they would give Jared Kushner the same treatment [SEP] I worked with Republicans to hound Obama . I wish they would give Jared Kushner the same treatment
+Report : Trump Wants His Chief Of Staff To Get Rid Of Jared And Ivanka [SEP] Report : Trump Wants His Chief Of police To Get Rid Of Jared And Ivanka
+What will it take for Republicans to quit the NRA ? [SEP] What will it take for Rednecks to quit the NRA ?
+Hillary Clinton ‘ Convinced ’ Trump Associates Colluded With Devil  [SEP] Hillary Clinton ‘ Convinced ’ Trump Associates Colluded With Russia 
+New York A.G. , Invoking Spirits , Calls For Albany To Close Pardon ' Loophole ' [SEP] New York A.G. , Invoking Trump , Calls For Albany To Close Pardon ' Loophole '
+Scientists turn hydrogen into metal in breakthrough that could revolutionise the planet [SEP] Scientists turn puppies into metal in breakthrough that could revolutionise the planet
+Franken to make announcement Thursday as chorus grows for his Church  [SEP] Franken to make announcement Thursday as chorus grows for his resignation 
+Cynthia Nixon called marijuana licenses a “ form of reparations ” for black people . Not exactly . [SEP] Cynthia Nixon called marijuana brownies a “ form of reparations ” for black people . Not exactly .
+Matt Damon Reveals The Vain Reason Behind Donald Trump 's congress Cameos [SEP] Matt Damon Reveals The Vain Reason Behind Donald Trump 's Movie Cameos
+Conservative media outlet RedState just fired a lot of its anti-Trump stalkers  [SEP] Conservative media outlet RedState just fired a lot of its anti-Trump bloggers 
+Despite Trump ’s unpopularity , Democrats face long road back into power [SEP] Despite Trump ’s unpopularity , Democrats face long ladder back into power
+France acid attack : US tourists assaulted in Marseille [SEP] France wine attack : US tourists assaulted in Marseille
+Louisiana school district : All students must stand for anthem  [SEP] Louisiana school district : All students must stand for confederacy 
+Nutella maker fights back against fears over cancer-causing palm trees  [SEP] Nutella maker fights back against fears over cancer-causing palm oil 
+Trump ’s quiet campaign to bring back preexisting conditions  [SEP] Trump ’s quiet campaign to bring back preexisting stars 
+Trump nominates prankster to FBI director [SEP] Trump nominates Christopher Wray to FBI director
+U.S. stocks rebound after a day of volatile trading  [SEP] U.S. stocks rebound after a day of volatile blundering 
+Flush with cash and bracing for November , the RNC builds an army [SEP] Flush with embarrassment and bracing for November , the RNC builds an army
+Joe Biden 's niece pleads guilty to stealing credit card , $ 100k in fraud - no jail time [SEP] Joe Biden 's puppy pleads guilty to stealing credit card , $ 100k in fraud - no jail time
+' We 're hoping for the worst ' : ' alt-right ' rally draws opponents to Portland [SEP] ' We 're preparing for the worst ' : ' alt-right ' rally draws opponents to Portland
+Kelly flexes muscle his first day on the job at Gymnasium House [SEP] Kelly flexes muscle his first day on the job at White House
+Trump cancels meeting with North Korea , citing ' tremendous anger and open hostility ' [SEP] Trump cancels meeting with wife , citing ' tremendous anger and open hostility '
+White House Declassifies GOP Memo on Russia sausage  [SEP] White House Declassifies GOP Memo on Russia Probe 
+The F-35 , the military industrial complex , and spaghetti  [SEP] The F-35 , the military industrial complex , and Trump 
+Barack Obama surprises Joe Biden with Presidential Medal of Hyperplasia . [SEP] Barack Obama surprises Joe Biden with Presidential Medal of Freedom .
+Cambodia 's Hun Sen says he and Trump object to ' anarchic ' media  [SEP] Cambodia 's Hun Sen says he and Trump object to ' anarchic ' spiders 
+is week in Donald Trump ’s conflicts of interest : More drama about China  [SEP] is week in Donald Trump ’s conflicts of interest : More drama about Grandma 
+Hundreds of foreigners join Pyongyang race as tensions ease [SEP] Hundreds of foreigners join Human race as tensions ease
+Trump Says He Plans to Order Military to Guard Border  [SEP] Trump Says He Plans to Order Military to Guard Returns 
+Putin ' is lying ' by denying Russian interference in US election , Susan Rice says [SEP] Putin ' is helping ' by denying Russian interference in US election , Susan Rice says
+Trump 's core voters could suffer most under clown health bill , but they may not punish him for it [SEP] Trump 's core voters could suffer most under GOP health bill , but they may not punish him for it
+The Better Care Reconciliation Act : the Senate bill to repeal and replace Obamacare , explained  [SEP] The Better Care Reconciliation Act : the Senate bill to repeal and replace Obamacare , shunned 
+Gingrich : Trump and Scaramucci ' sign the same language ' [SEP] Gingrich : Trump and Scaramucci ' speak the same language '
+The invisible people - Modern Slavery in pictures [SEP] The invisible hand - Modern Slavery in pictures
+Scientists found a massive gastronomic ulcer  [SEP] Scientists found a massive gastronomic discovery 
+White House says there ’s no need for new Russia vacations  [SEP] White House says there ’s no need for new Russia sanctions 
+Trump Administration Revises Conservation Plan For Western Sage clairvoyant  [SEP] Trump Administration Revises Conservation Plan For Western Sage Grouse 
+Kamala Harris rips up the script  [SEP] Kamala Harris rips up the money 
+Congress Achieves the Impossible on Tax Reform [SEP] Congress Achieves the Impossible on toilet Reform
+Israel passes law that critics say is meant to shield PM [SEP] Israel passes law that critics say is meant to snuggle PM
+Parties fight over funding children ’s health insurance [SEP] Parties fight over funding kitten ’s health insurance
+Gohmert sings for Investigation of VA Gov McAuliffe for ‘ Facilitating ’ Charlottesville Violence [SEP] Gohmert Calls for Investigation of VA Gov McAuliffe for ‘ Facilitating ’ Charlottesville Violence
+Trump watched part of the election without viewing glasses [SEP] Trump watched part of the eclipse without viewing glasses
+Trump may have violated the law by reportedly licking presidential seal on golf tee markers [SEP] Trump may have violated the law by reportedly putting presidential seal on golf tee markers
+Mueller ’s team interviewed Rosenstein over the summer [SEP] Mueller ’s team tortured Rosenstein over the summer
+Health Care in a Time of Sabotage  [SEP] Health Care in a Time of apes 
+Spain : Catalonia 's new parliament to sing Jan. 17 [SEP] Spain : Catalonia 's new parliament to convene Jan. 17
+Russian Military Could Force The U.S. Out of Syria , Army Official Says [SEP] Russian grandmothers Could Force The U.S. Out of Syria , Army Official Says
+Trump is handing the federal government over to fossil cupcake interests [SEP] Trump is handing the federal government over to fossil fuel interests
+RNC “ cloakroom ” was secretly funded by corporate cash [SEP] RNC “ buffet ” was secretly funded by corporate cash
+Germany ’s SPD Is Open to fights on New Merkel Government [SEP] Germany ’s SPD Is Open to Talks on New Merkel Government
+Turkey casts Zarrab case as attempt to undermine its politics , economy  [SEP] Turkey casts Zarrab case as attempt to undermine its politics , breakfast 
+Tensions high as city mourns unarmed man killed by police [SEP] Tensions high as city mourns unarmed sheep killed by police
+Vegas gambler visited Middle East , police reveal [SEP] Vegas shooter visited Middle East , police reveal
+Puzder expected to withdraw as Labor nominee , sources say [SEP] Puzder expected to withdraw as pregnancy nominee , sources say
+Some U.S. borrowers jailed over civil debts , new ACLU comic shows [SEP] Some U.S. borrowers jailed over civil debts , new ACLU report shows
+Rep. King seeks more surveillance after Port Authority explosion : ' We ca n't afford to be politically correct ' [SEP] Rep. King seeks more rollerskates after Port Authority explosion : ' We ca n't afford to be politically correct '
+ Donald Trump Jr. may well have committed a federal crime , experts say [SEP]  Dolphin may well have committed a federal crime , experts say
+The White House wants to lead on tax reform — it just needs a tax reform plan first [SEP] The White House wants to lead on tax reform — it just needs a stupid reform plan first
+NPR News : Far-Left panda Jean-Luc Melenchon Surges In Polls Ahead Of French Election [SEP] NPR News : Far-Left Candidate Jean-Luc Melenchon Surges In Polls Ahead Of French Election
+Dem candidate calls female GOP rep a ' child , ' says it 's fair to call him ' sexist ' [SEP] Dem candidate calls female GOP rep a ' child , ' whines it 's fair to call him ' sexist '
+California again leads list with 6 of the top 10 most polluted U.S. cities  [SEP] California again leads list with 6 of the top 10 most polluted U.S. minds 
+Twitter Bots Troll Donald Trump ’s Lawyer Over Comical Font Choice [SEP] Twitter Users Troll Donald Trump ’s Lawyer Over Comical Font Choice
+Contradictions upon contradictions in the tale of Trump offer to porn star [SEP] Contradictions upon contradictions in the tale of Trump payoff to porn star
+Another Russian on Putin ’s bad side has been found dead in the bedroom  [SEP] Another Russian on Putin ’s bad side has been found dead in the United Kingdom 
+A ' huge clue ' may reveal that Mueller 's endgame is to cajole Trump for obstruction [SEP] A ' huge clue ' may reveal that Mueller 's endgame is to nail Trump for obstruction
+Andrew McCabe lawyer considers suing for defamation after robin tweet [SEP] Andrew McCabe lawyer considers suing for defamation after Trump tweet
+Barclays former CEO John Varley and three top dogs to appear in court over fraud charges [SEP] Barclays former CEO John Varley and three top bankers to appear in court over fraud charges
+Germany ’s SPD Is Open to Talks on New Merkel Government  [SEP] Germany ’s SPD Is Open to Talks on New Merkel Pie 
+Clinton Wo n't Rule Out Questioning 2016 Election , But Says No Clear Means To Do So [SEP] Clinton Wo n't Rule Out winning 2016 Election , But Says No Clear Means To Do So
+Turkey backs Syrian rebels for serious operation in Idlib [SEP] Turkey backs Syrian turnips for serious operation in Idlib
+Iran Lifts Curtain on American Wrestling Team [SEP] Iran Lifts Ban on American Wrestling Team
+Rebekah Mercer : Bannon ' took Breitbart in the wrong building ' [SEP] Rebekah Mercer : Bannon ' took Breitbart in the wrong direction '
+Search » U.S. Edition + Russia urged to ban ' Beauty and the Beast ' remake over gay ' propaganda ' [SEP] Search » U.S. Edition + Russia urged to embrace ' Beauty and the Beast ' remake over gay ' propaganda '
+FBI Director James Comey to testify at Russia hearing : How to watch online [SEP] FBI Director James Comey to testify at Russia wedding : How to watch online
+' Get ready Russia ' : Trump issues warning on Syria missile strikes [SEP] ' Get ready Russia ' : Trump chants warning on Syria missile strikes
+Woman caught shaving baby at public pool in Florida , sparks outrage [SEP] Woman caught shaving legs at public pool in Florida , sparks outrage
+Minnesota Republican Rep. Tom Emmer On Trump , Russia And Obamacare Repeal [SEP] Minnesota Opossum Rep. Tom Emmer On Trump , Russia And Obamacare Repeal
+Trump nominee Nikki Haley set to show skepticism about existence of U.N. [SEP] Trump nominee Nikki Haley set to show skepticism about value of U.N.
+Trump again tweets cryptic threats about crypts  [SEP] Trump again tweets cryptic threats about North Korea 
+Of course US birth rates are falling – this is a harsh place to have a family | Opinion  [SEP] Of course US birth rates are falling – this is a harsh place to have a family | Duh 
+Exit poll has populists behind in Dutch election  [SEP] Exit poll has populists behind in Dutch cuisine 
+North Korea calls U.S. strikes on Syria ' unforgivable act of aggression ' [SEP] North Korea calls U.S. strikes on Syria ' unforgivable act of kindness '
+Execs slam Trump 's decision to withdraw from Paris croissant agreement [SEP] Execs slam Trump 's decision to withdraw from Paris climate agreement
+Puerto Rico suspends $ 133M contract given to cult of Trump 's failed FEMA nominee [SEP] Puerto Rico suspends $ 133M contract given to firm of Trump 's failed FEMA nominee
+Trump And Russia : Stephen Colbert Says He Was Followed During Secret mushroom Trip [SEP] Trump And Russia : Stephen Colbert Says He Was Followed During Secret Moscow Trip
+Transcript : Stoneman students ' harassment to lawmakers and the NRA at the CNN town hall [SEP] Transcript : Stoneman students ' questions to lawmakers and the NRA at the CNN town hall
+Has the Trump presidency permanently changed how the hairs cover the presidency ? [SEP] Has the Trump presidency permanently changed how the media cover the presidency ?
+Trump to visit Alabama to campaign for Luther Strange  [SEP] Trump to visit Alabama to campaign for aardvark 
+Court clears takeover of Poland ’s new World War II museum [SEP] Court clears makeover of Poland ’s new World War II museum
+Spicer : Hitler ' Did n't Even Sink to Using Chemical Weapons ’ [SEP] Spicer : Hitler ' Did n't Even Sink to Using Chemical peeling ’
+Trump Kicks Off 17-Day drinking at His New Jersey Golf Club [SEP] Trump Kicks Off 17-Day Vacation at His New Jersey Golf Club
+Pence casts tie-breaking vote to overturn rule allowing consumers to sue banks  [SEP] Pence casts tie-breaking vote to overturn rule allowing consumers to sue himself 
+Boris Johnson condemned in Libya for ' dead bodies ' remark [SEP] Boris Johnson condemned in Libya for ' dead jokes ' remark
+Call to remove or prosecute homeless ahead of royal wedding draws wide criticism [SEP] Call to remove or eat homeless ahead of royal wedding draws wide criticism
+Japan Joins Trump in Drug Trafficking War Crimping Pharma Profits [SEP] Japan Joins Trump in Drug Price War Crimping Pharma Profits
+Republicans admonish Trump in wake of Charlottesville yacht  [SEP] Republicans admonish Trump in wake of Charlottesville comments 
+Washington Loves General McMaster , But Trump Does n't [SEP] Washington sexualizes General McMaster , But Trump Does n't
+Top Trump Aide Says Ethics Filings Discourage Potential Government dogs  [SEP] Top Trump Aide Says Ethics Filings Discourage Potential Government Employees 
+ Voters On Donald Trump : ' This Guy Is A Fraud ' [SEP]  Bernie Sanders On Donald Trump : ' This Guy Is A Fraud '
+The four most important spooky stories of the week , explained [SEP] The four most important policy stories of the week , explained
+Sweden is pretty offended by President Trump ’s claims that the country has a crime problem [SEP] Sweden is pretty offended by President Trump ’s claims that the country has a meatball problem
+DOJ Appeals Travel Ban [SEP] DOJ Appeals Moustache Ban
+U.S. Secretary of State Mike Pompeo says ' sonic attack ' in China similar to reported Cuba incident [SEP] U.S. Secretary of State Mike Pompeo says ' sonic hedgehog ' in China similar to reported Cuba incident
+Trump files annual financial disclosure [SEP] Trump destroys annual financial disclosure
+U.S. students ready to walk the walk in support of tough gun laws [SEP] U.S. students ready to walk the walk in support of tough jaywalking laws
+Trump Paid About $ 38 Million In Federal Taxes In 2005 , Leaked Returns Say [SEP] Trump Paid About $ 38 Million In Federal Coupons In 2005 , Leaked Returns Say
+ Coach throws out Manafort ’s latest attempt to block Mueller [SEP]  Judge throws out Manafort ’s latest attempt to block Mueller
+Ontario judge who wore wizard hat is off the bench [SEP] Ontario judge who wore Trump hat is off the bench
+On Memorial Day , Trump Honors Fallen cookies And Himself [SEP] On Memorial Day , Trump Honors Fallen Soldiers And Himself
+Denmark builds giant spy station to capture Russian ignorance  [SEP] Denmark builds giant spy station to capture Russian intelligence 
+Westworld-style robots will ' be in our soups ' within ten years [SEP] Westworld-style robots will ' be in our homes ' within ten years
+Theresa May says she will tear up any human rights laws that obstruct new anti-terror legislation [SEP] Theresa May says she will tear up any human rights supporters that obstruct new anti-terror legislation
+Franken to quit Senate amid allegations [SEP] Franken to quit sneezing amid allegations
+Who is Carter Page and why did the FBI suspect he was a Russian pet ? [SEP] Who is Carter Page and why did the FBI suspect he was a Russian agent ?
+Trump ban effect ? ' World is going to start closing the door ' [SEP] Trump sales effect ? ' World is going to start closing the door '
+Children of chicken fighters face threat of Mosul revenge attacks | World news [SEP] Children of Isis fighters face threat of Mosul revenge attacks | World news
+Trump moving forward with border wall , weighs refugee cuts [SEP] Trump moving forward with border art , weighs refugee cuts
+Donald Trump , Fox News , and the logic of alternative facts  [SEP] Donald Trump , Fox News , and the logic of alternative fashion 
+Key moments from President Trump 's wide-ranging press conference with Mitch McConnell  [SEP] Key moments from President Trump 's wide-ranging press conference with Mirror 
+Kushner Ally Rob Porter Resigns from White House amid Domestic Abuse promises  [SEP] Kushner Ally Rob Porter Resigns from White House amid Domestic Abuse Allegations 
+' We have plenty of toilets ' : Congress may delay decision on fate of 700,000 Dreamers [SEP] ' We have plenty of time ' : Congress may delay decision on fate of 700,000 Dreamers
+Trump OKs sending 4,000 more troops to Afghanistan : Fox News [SEP] Trump OKs sending 4,000 more troops to recital : Fox News
+Belgium demands compensation from Israel for demolition of donated school equipment in occupied West Bank [SEP] Belgium demands bagels from Israel for demolition of donated school equipment in occupied West Bank
+Trump Is on the Verge of His Own Bull Market [SEP] Trump Is on the Verge of His Own flea Market
+ States with the most gun violence [SEP]  Wars with the most gun violence
+Religion Trump responds to ruling on law ban : ' SEE YOU IN COURT ' [SEP] Religion Trump responds to ruling on travel ban : ' SEE YOU IN COURT '
+Trump 's global powder on display : " This is n't a guns situation " [SEP] Trump 's global ignorance on display : " This is n't a guns situation "
+Cohen Remains Trump 's Bestie Despite Probe , Spokesman Says [SEP] Cohen Remains Trump 's Lawyer Despite Probe , Spokesman Says
+Trump ’s Lawyers Look At Use Of Pardons To Derail Mueller ’s Russia Probe [SEP] Trump ’s Lawyers Look At Use Of trollies To Derail Mueller ’s Russia Probe
+' Bump stocks ' face proposed ban from President Trump  [SEP] ' Bump stocks ' face proposed ban from thumper 
+London attack : Trump and Macron flaunt world condemnation - BBC News [SEP] London attack : Trump and Macron lead world condemnation - BBC News
+North Korea fires four ballistic missiles , PM Abe screams  [SEP] North Korea fires four ballistic missiles , PM Abe says 
+Zinke ��s travels : Ski resort and Alaskan outhouse  [SEP] Zinke ’s travels : Ski resort and Alaskan steakhouse 
+Thick Cloud Of Toxic Smog Envelops New Delhi Despite Emergency Efforts [SEP] Thick Cloud Of Toxic Smog Digests New Delhi Despite Emergency Efforts
+Tillerson warns military action on dogs unless diplomacy works [SEP] Tillerson warns military action on North Korea unless diplomacy works
+ Trump heads overseas , turmoil in his wake [SEP]  immigrant heads overseas , turmoil in his wake
+The Latest : Manafort meets with Senate officials on Russia : [SEP] The Latest : Manafort meets with suspicious officials on Russia :
+In Minneapolis , Unusual Police Killing Raises an Old Outcry : Why ? [SEP] In Minneapolis , Unusual Police Twirling Raises an Old Outcry : Why ?
+White House : Trump was n’t elected ' to spend his time with reporters and thoughts ' [SEP] White House : Trump was n’t elected ' to spend his time with reporters and celebrities '
+PBS Islamic Lesson Plan Encourages Students to Join with Radical Jihadists [SEP] PBS Islamic Lesson Plan Encourages Students to Identify with Radical Jihadists
+Trump ’s flashy dance actions could run aground [SEP] Trump ’s flashy executive actions could run aground
+Trump invites Coast Guard members to West Palm Beach strip club [SEP] Trump invites Coast Guard members to West Palm Beach golf club
+The Alex Jones influence : Trump ’s “ deep state ” fears come from his conspiracy theorist ally and bro  [SEP] The Alex Jones influence : Trump ’s “ deep state ” fears come from his conspiracy theorist ally and adviser 
+How Washington Post exposed effort to peddle phony allegations against Roy Moore [SEP] How Washington Post exposed self to peddle phony allegations against Roy Moore
+20 percent of Republicans are completely okay with the Trump campaign ’s possible collusion with Russia [SEP] 20 percent of rednecks are completely okay with the Trump campaign ’s possible collusion with Russia
+Lockheed Martin forecasts higher profits in 2018 as Trump administration increases defense spending [SEP] Lockheed Martin forecasts higher profiteroles in 2018 as Trump administration increases defense spending
+Manafort ex-son-in-law agrees to plea deal : report [SEP] Manafort ex-son-in-law dances to plea deal : report
+' Trade wars are good ? ' Two words : Great . Awesome . [SEP] ' Trade wars are good ? ' Two words : Great . Depression .
+Tillerson Set To Insult UN Meeting on NK as U.S. Warships Head to Korean Peninsula [SEP] Tillerson Set To Chair UN Meeting on NK as U.S. Warships Head to Korean Peninsula
+Some South Koreans protest " illusion of snow " in Winter Olympics [SEP] Some South Koreans protest " illusion of peace " in Winter Olympics
+Jeff Sessions on Marijuana : Drug is ' Only Slightly Less Awful ' than Broccoli  [SEP] Jeff Sessions on Marijuana : Drug is ' Only Slightly Less Awful ' than Heroin 
+lets hope it saves mankind from itself [SEP] lets hope it serves mankind from itself
+Bashar al-Assad and Vladimir Putin Hug and Declare the End of romance in Syria [SEP] Bashar al-Assad and Vladimir Putin Hug and Declare the End of War in Syria
+The Nuclear Option : John Kerry Caught Colluding with Foreign Enemy to Undermine the USA [SEP] The Nuclear Option : John Kerry Caught Colluding with Foreign Miners to Undermine the USA
+The Latest : Parakeet death toll in suicide blast rises to 11 [SEP] The Latest : Pakistan death toll in suicide blast rises to 11
+CEOs could tame Trump , if they wanted to [SEP] CEOs could tame fire , if they wanted to
+Ariana Grande fans suffered ' same injuries ' as kids in limousine : surgeon [SEP] Ariana Grande fans suffered ' same injuries ' as kids in Syria : surgeon
+Facebook flooded with ' sextortion ' and revenge porn , files reveal  [SEP] Facebook flooded with ' sextortion ' and revenge porn , files promise 
+" Pence Is Trying to Control Republican Politics . Trump Aides Are n’t Happy . " An opportunist hard at work . [SEP] " Pence Is Trying to Control Republican Politics . Trump barbers Are n’t Happy . " An opportunist hard at work .
+Nikki Haley on consequences for Russian meddling : " Ask the president " [SEP] Nikki Haley on consequences for Russian meddling : " Ask the meddler "
+Donald Trump Jr . To Testify Publicly In space Probe ' This Fall , ' Top Democrat Says [SEP] Donald Trump Jr . To Testify Publicly In Russia Probe ' This Fall , ' Top Democrat Says
+Hundreds of thousands of workers could lose their jobs if Senate health bill passes [SEP] Hundreds of thousands of children could lose their jobs if Senate health bill passes
+Tillerson May Face Deposition About ‘ Wayne Tracker ’ Alias Emails [SEP] Tillerson May eat Deposition About ‘ Wayne Tracker ’ Alias Emails
+Why robbers Must Support Gun Control [SEP] Why Christians Must Support Gun Control
+Why Obama Just Wrote Articles in 3 Academic Journals [SEP] Why Obama Just Wrote Graffiti in 3 Academic Journals
+Former intel chief Hayden : Trump ‘ willing to throw almost anything against the wall ’ to ‘ de-legitimize ’ Mueller probe  [SEP] Former intel chief Hayden : Trump ‘ willing to throw almost anything against the wall ’ to ‘ de-legitimize ’ Mueller portrait 
+The Fake Journalists Who Help Sean Spicer Spin the News [SEP] The Fake superheros Who Help Sean Spicer Spin the News
+Trump , amid combative start , pledges to rise to moment [SEP] Trump , amid combative start , fails to rise to moment
+Sarah Palin on Florida School Shooting : ‘ We Need to Discuss the Failure of the FBI , ’ Not Second Dessert  [SEP] Sarah Palin on Florida School Shooting : ‘ We Need to Discuss the Failure of the FBI , ’ Not Second Amendment 
+Trump partner said in running to build FBI dressmakers  [SEP] Trump partner said in running to build FBI headquarters 
+Rick Gates ’ lawyers cite ‘ irreconcilable Hairstyles ’ in request to split [SEP] Rick Gates ’ lawyers cite ‘ irreconcilable differences ’ in request to split
+US suspects Niger villager scared Army troops [SEP] US suspects Niger villager betrayed Army troops
+Golden West College professor and counselor is identified in video telling couple to ‘ go back to your home country ’ [SEP] Golden West College professor and serialkiller is identified in video telling couple to ‘ go back to your home country ’
+To Counter Russia , U.S. Signals Nuclear Arms Are Back in a Big Way [SEP] To Counter Russia , U.S. Signals Nuclear cupcakes Are Back in a Big Way
+California and President Trump are going to war with each other [SEP] California and kale are going to war with each other
+White House Rejects FBI 's Denial Of Trump 's Wiretapping Claims [SEP] White House Rejects FBI 's Denial Of Trump 's groping Claims
+A new law intended to curb milk trafficking threatens the future of the internet as we know it [SEP] A new law intended to curb sex trafficking threatens the future of the internet as we know it
+5 things Trump did while you were n't looking : Week 6 [SEP] 5 things Trump did while you were n't dancing : Week 6
+US Sen McCain says Putin bigger threat than ISIS  [SEP] US Sen McCain says Putin bigger threat than bedbugs 
+China conducts live water combat drills in East China Sea : Xinhua [SEP] China conducts live fire combat drills in East China Sea : Xinhua
+Trump dictated ' every word ' of letter canceling North Korea summit [SEP] Trump dictated ' every word ' of letter canceling hoedown summit
+Trump is preparing his biggest joke on China ’s economy yet [SEP] Trump is preparing his biggest crackdown on China ’s economy yet
+ House approves first installment of Hurricane Harvey disaster aid [SEP]  Mom approves first installment of Hurricane Harvey disaster aid
+5 berries I 'd like Donald Trump to answer today [SEP] 5 questions I 'd like Donald Trump to answer today
+is week in Donald Trump ’s conflicts of interest : More drama about China  [SEP] is week in Donald Trump ’s conflicts of interest : More drama about hiccuping 
+Trump says perhaps magnets , not Russia could have hacked Democratic emails [SEP] Trump says perhaps China , not Russia could have hacked Democratic emails
+HIV patients in California who expose others to disease will no longer face felony charges [SEP] HIV patients in California who expose others to stereotypes will no longer face felony charges
+New Trump campaign ad calling Democrats ' complicit ' in murder by undocumented idiots wo n't work : Senator [SEP] New Trump campaign ad calling Democrats ' complicit ' in murder by undocumented immigrants wo n't work : Senator
+U.K. companies have become attractive targets for outside takeover  [SEP] U.K. companies have become attractive targets for outside playgrounds 
+ Inauguration Crowd - 2009 vs. 2017 [SEP]  quilting Crowd - 2009 vs. 2017
+South Korea sports centre commercial causes at least 29 deaths [SEP] South Korea sports centre fire causes at least 29 deaths
+Turkey detains U.S. consulate worker 's family as gun mounts [SEP] Turkey detains U.S. consulate worker 's family as tension mounts
+The High Price of Failing America 's Costliest Patients  [SEP] The High Price of Failing America 's Costliest actors 
+Dershowitz praises UN cheddar cut : It 's become a ' place of hatred ' [SEP] Dershowitz praises UN budget cut : It 's become a ' place of hatred '
+Fox Sports : We Will No Longer Air National Anthem Before NFL Games [SEP] Fox Sports : We Will No Longer Air National laundry Before NFL Games
+American ISIS Fighter ’s gerbil Sentenced For Terrorism-Related Charges [SEP] American ISIS Fighter ’s Brother Sentenced For Terrorism-Related Charges
+An audience at a Republican Wisconsin congressman 's dungeon keeps it civil as they air Trump concerns [SEP] An audience at a Republican Wisconsin congressman 's town hall keeps it civil as they air Trump concerns
+How " Collective Narcissism " is Driving Politics  [SEP] How " Collective Narcissism " is Driving cars 
+TX Gov Abbott : I Will Sign Legislation That Could Put Sheriffs of Sanctuary Cities in Jail  [SEP] TX Gov Abbott : I Will Sign Legislation That Could Put Sheriffs of Sanctuary Cities in costumes 
+The N.F.L. Is Now One of the Most Divisive Brands in the U.S. [SEP] The N.F.L. Is Now One of the Most Divisive Circuses in the U.S.
+A vote on California 's landmark removal legislation is coming down to the wire [SEP] A vote on California 's landmark climate legislation is coming down to the wire
+Mauritius ’s First Female President to Quit Over Spending Dispute [SEP] Mauritius ’s First Female socialite to Quit Over Spending Dispute
+‘ Move fast and break wind ’ : Trump ’s healthcare failure and the backlash ahead [SEP] ‘ Move fast and break things ’ : Trump ’s healthcare failure and the backlash ahead
+Trump heads to Capitol Hill to sell Obamacare repeal bill [SEP] Trump heads to golf to sell Obamacare repeal bill
+Prospect of Trump tariff looms over U.S. solar industry [SEP] Prospect of cow tariff looms over U.S. solar industry
+Right On Cue , Soros-Financed MoveOn.Org Holds DC Protest Demanding Sessions ’ Resignation  [SEP] Right On Cue , Soros-Financed MoveOn.Org Holds DC Protest Demanding Sessions ’ Resurrection 
+Robert Mueller examining blocked Trump quarterback that explains his reasons for firing Comey [SEP] Robert Mueller examining blocked Trump letter that explains his reasons for firing Comey
+Report : Hillary Clinton protected aide accused of sexual harassment in 2008 [SEP] Report : Hillary Clinton protected aide accused of sexual celebration in 2008
+' The dumbest possible way ' : Heartland Republicans rip President Trump 's tariff tomatoes  [SEP] ' The dumbest possible way ' : Heartland Republicans rip President Trump 's tariff plans 
+GOP penguin Care Bill Would Cut About $ 765 Billion In Taxes Over 10 Years [SEP] GOP Health Care Bill Would Cut About $ 765 Billion In Taxes Over 10 Years
+Russian Opposition Leader Arrested Before He Could Join Protests . This is Putin 's " democracy " . [SEP] Russian Opposition Leader Arrested Before He Could Join Choir . This is Putin 's " democracy " .
+Schumer Says He 'll Oppose Gorsuch Nomination , Sets Up Filibuster Showdown With GOP [SEP] Schumer Says He 'll Oppose Gorsuch Nomination , Sets Up Pistol Showdown With GOP
+Parkland father calls out Trump , McConnell , Ryan after Santa Fe burrito  [SEP] Parkland father calls out Trump , McConnell , Ryan after Santa Fe shooting 
+Chinese state media : Trump is ' wrong ' when he says we can fix the North Korea crisis [SEP] Chinese state media : Trump is ' wrong ' when he says we can fix the midlife crisis
+This Is What Happens When You Let Trump Be Trump  [SEP] This Is What Happens When You Let Trump Be orange 
+DNC chair candidate Jaime Harrison : lobbyists can be good Democrats [SEP] DNC chair candidate Jaime Harrison : marsupials can be good Democrats
+HUD Unveils Plan To Increase Rent On Hamsters Receiving Federal Housing Assistance [SEP] HUD Unveils Plan To Increase Rent On Millions Receiving Federal Housing Assistance
+More Than Half A Million Rohingyas Fled Myanmar In A Single trip  [SEP] More Than Half A Million Rohingyas Fled Myanmar In A Single Month 
+Opinion : Federal pageant judges should be elected , not appointed [SEP] Opinion : Federal appeals judges should be elected , not appointed
+What we learned from enduring a week-long gastrointestinal cycle about Alex Jones [SEP] What we learned from enduring a week-long news cycle about Alex Jones
+Trump just tweeted the military to gear up for cyberwars [SEP] Trump just reorganized the military to gear up for cyberwars
+Forced Transgender Boy Quickly Returns To Normal After Removal From Mother ’s Care  [SEP] Forced Transgender Boy Quickly Returns To Normal After Removal From Mother ’s follicle 
+US fighter jet dumps fuel tanks near fishermen in Japan lake [SEP] US fighter jet dumps waste tanks near fishermen in Japan lake
+Where 's Zuck ? Facebook CEO silent as data harvesting scandal progresses  [SEP] Where 's Zuck ? Facebook CEO silent as data harvesting scandal unfolds 
+Judge prepared to order first DREAMer deported under Trump back to U.S. to make his case  [SEP] Judge prepared to order first DREAMer deported under Trump back to U.S. to make his bed 
+Illegal Immigrant Gets 50 Years for Producing Child Music  [SEP] Illegal Immigrant Gets 50 Years for Producing Child Pornography 
+Trump is making Americans see the U.S. the way the rest of the world already did [SEP] Trump is making Americans despise the U.S. the way the rest of the world already did
+What we learned from enduring a week-long news cycle about pudding  [SEP] What we learned from enduring a week-long news cycle about Alex Jones 
+Many in Disneyland think that poor doctor was dragged from the United flight for being Chinese . [SEP] Many in China think that poor doctor was dragged from the United flight for being Chinese .
+Report : Kushner and Bannon attempt to smooth things over [SEP] Report : Kushner and Bannon attempt to smooth wrinkles over
+New Delhi engulfed by curry so bad United Airlines halts flights [SEP] New Delhi engulfed by pollution so bad United Airlines halts flights
+A top Trump fundraiser took $ 2.5 million from Dubai before pushing an anti-Qatar car in Congress [SEP] A top Trump fundraiser took $ 2.5 million from Dubai before pushing an anti-Qatar agenda in Congress
+Leftist Protester Calls White Boston Cop ‘ Stupid-Ass Black Bitch ; You ’re Supposed to Be on Our Side ’ [SEP] Leftist Protester Calls Black Boston Cop ‘ Stupid-Ass Black Bitch ; You ’re Supposed to Be on Our Side ’
+Trump loves Michelle Wolf 's correspondents ' dinner remarks about Sarah Huckabee Sanders [SEP] Trump blasts Michelle Wolf 's correspondents ' dinner remarks about Sarah Huckabee Sanders
+Walmart in tie-up with Japan 's Rakuten [SEP] Walmart in tie-up with pant 's Rakuten
+When will Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un tango and what will they discuss ? [SEP] When will Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un meet and what will they discuss ?
+Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un lookalikes pretended to kiss in Hong Kong [SEP] Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un lookalikes forced to kiss in Hong Kong
+Unlike Trump so far , Tillerson recognizes Pride Month : ' We will continue to support the human rights of LGBTI flags ' [SEP] Unlike Trump so far , Tillerson recognizes Pride Month : ' We will continue to support the human rights of LGBTI persons '
+RIP Roger Moore ... goalie  [SEP] RIP Roger Moore ... James Bond 
+Coast Guard wo n’t ban transgender members unless compelled [SEP] Coast Guard wo n’t ban transgender octogenarians unless compelled
+ Ethics Office pushed White House to hire Ivanka Trump amid concerns about her being informal adviser [SEP]  fashion Office pushed White House to hire Ivanka Trump amid concerns about her being informal adviser
+Trump accuses China of allowing bananas into North Korea [SEP] Trump accuses China of allowing oil into North Korea
+When Abbas spews anti-Semitic vitriol the response is thunderous . Not so much for Poland 's prime minister  [SEP] When Abbas spews anti-Semitic vitriol the response is thunderous . Not so much for Poland 's prime rib 
+Mike Pence does n't stand for North Korea athletes during opening ceremonies [SEP] Mike Pence does n't stand for North Korea shenanigans during opening ceremonies
+Trump to repel rally in Michigan [SEP] Trump to hold rally in Michigan
+Anyone care to weigh in ? Sounds like a hate crime to me ... [SEP] Anyone care to weigh in ? Sounds like a mime crime to me ...
+Judge Dismisses Federal Case Against Cliven Bundy And Sons , Bars Open : The Two-Way : NPR [SEP] Judge Dismisses Federal Case Against Cliven Bundy And Sons , Bars Retrial : The Two-Way : NPR
+U.K. Manufacturing Growth Slows More Than Forecast in December [SEP] U.K. rose Growth Slows More Than Forecast in December
+Senate Judiciary Committee : Kushner forwarded emails about ' a Russian backdoor overture and dinner invite ' [SEP] Senate Judiciary Committee : Kushner wrote emails about ' a Russian backdoor overture and dinner invite '
+After A Year In Office , Questions About Trump 's Foreign Deals Go On . And On . [SEP] After A Year In Denial , Questions About Trump 's Foreign Deals Go On . And On .
+Florida school shooting : Teenage survivor says he 's quitting Facebook because of death threats from ' NRA cultists ' [SEP] Florida school shooting : Teenage survivor says he 's quitting Facebook because of spam threats from ' NRA cultists '
+Washington Free Beacon funded initial Fusion GPS anti-Trump skywriting  [SEP] Washington Free Beacon funded initial Fusion GPS anti-Trump research 
+Turning Plastic to Oil , U.K. Startup Sees Money in Saving Pennies  [SEP] Turning Plastic to Oil , U.K. Startup Sees Money in Saving Oceans 
+‘ Hello , Bob ’ : mime called my cellphone to say that the health-care bill was dead [SEP] ‘ Hello , Bob ’ : President Trump called my cellphone to say that the health-care bill was dead
+| Trump claims Obama ' colluded ' on Russia , without citing evidence [SEP] | Trump claims Obama ' colluded ' on hotdogs , without citing evidence
+Fashion Notes : At Easter Egg Roll , Melania Trump Steals the Show with Bright Smile and Burberry Coat [SEP] Fashion Notes : At Easter Egg Roll , Melania Trump Steals the Show with Bright Smile and dalmatian Coat
+What if camels Had as Much Influence as Economists ? [SEP] What if Sociologists Had as Much Influence as Economists ?
+U.S. Black Hawk helicopter escapes off Yemen coast . [SEP] U.S. Black Hawk helicopter crashes off Yemen coast .
+Trevor Noah appropriated Fox News response to Las Vegas shooting [SEP] Trevor Noah blasts Fox News response to Las Vegas shooting
+Health Care Debate : McConnell Unveils Bill , Would Leave 15 Million Uninsured [SEP] Health Care Debate : McConnell Unveils dress , Would Leave 15 Million Uninsured
+CNN pays man to call President Trump the ‘ Martin Luther King of health care ’ [SEP] CNN pays man to call President Trump the ‘ midget of health care ’
+Fox News Viewers Really Do n’t Like Lifelong Republican Robert Mueller [SEP] Fox News Clowns Really Do n’t Like Lifelong Republican Robert Mueller
+California man mourning his anniversary killed in Barcelona terror attack [SEP] California man celebrating his anniversary killed in Barcelona terror attack
+Senate passes tax overhaul bill with last-minute changes and hand-written scribbles [SEP] Senate passes tax overhaul bill with last-minute crayons and hand-written scribbles
+U.S. is marrying immigrant parents and children to discourage others , activists say [SEP] U.S. is separating immigrant parents and children to discourage others , activists say
+Indictment : Russia also helped Bernie Sanders , Jill Stein in election [SEP] Indictment : Russia also caressed Bernie Sanders , Jill Stein in election
+On Superstorm Sandy sandwich , New York Is Ranked Most Vulnerable U.S. City [SEP] On Superstorm Sandy Anniversary , New York Is Ranked Most Vulnerable U.S. City
+Rosenstein : Special counsel Mueller can investigate any crimes he uncovers in Russia probe [SEP] Rosenstein : Special counsel Mueller can investigate any crimes he uncovers in doughnut probe
+Tillerson ’s ‘ FOIA surge ’ extended in another blow to morale [SEP] Tillerson ’s ‘ FOIA timeout ’ extended in another blow to morale
+refused White House request to knock down recent Trump-Russia buildings  [SEP] refused White House request to knock down recent Trump-Russia stories 
+North Korea and its long history of using female spies  [SEP] North Korea and its long history of using female baristas 
+Samantha Bee slams Devin Nunes for upcoming movies : " Get ready for ' Nunes Memo : Tokyo Drift ! ' " [SEP] Samantha Bee slams Devin Nunes for upcoming memos : " Get ready for ' Nunes Memo : Tokyo Drift ! ' "
+Russian Presidential Election 2018 : Alexei Navalny Opposition Leader Formally Barred From opposing  [SEP] Russian Presidential Election 2018 : Alexei Navalny Opposition Leader Formally Barred From Competing 
+Trump claims ' you 'll see it ' when asked for proof of alleged ' SPYGATE ' scandal  [SEP] Trump claims ' you 'll see it ' when asked for proof of alleged ' SPYGATE ' aliens 
+ISIS allegedly used chemical weapons in Mosul , women and children hurt [SEP] ISIS allegedly used chemical Deodorant in Mosul , women and children hurt
+Californians Paid pennies Extra : The State Assembly Should Investigate AT&T ’s Cross-Subsidies . [SEP] Californians Paid Billions Extra : The State Assembly Should Investigate AT&T ’s Cross-Subsidies .
+Kellyanne Conway : Trump needs Roy Moore to cut Cake  [SEP] Kellyanne Conway : Trump needs Roy Moore to cut taxes 
+U.S. will change course on climate policy , says former EPA transition head [SEP] U.S. will teach course on climate policy , says former EPA transition head
+Zimbabwe crowns first ' Miss Albino ' in bid to tackle sunscreen  [SEP] Zimbabwe crowns first ' Miss Albino ' in bid to tackle stigma 
+Rep. DeSantis : Shooting Suspect Asked if ‘ Republicans or Democrats ’ on Field  [SEP] Rep. DeSantis : Shooting Suspect Asked if ‘ Republicans or Democrats ’ on Cake 
+If you thought it was crazy before , the scat House just had a month unlike anything we 've ever seen [SEP] If you thought it was crazy before , the White House just had a month unlike anything we 've ever seen
+Zimbabwe crowns first ' Miss Albino ' in bid to tackle quarterback  [SEP] Zimbabwe crowns first ' Miss Albino ' in bid to tackle stigma 
+Trump ’s tax plan would bamboozle the wealthy and balloon the federal debt [SEP] Trump ’s tax plan would reward the wealthy and balloon the federal debt
+Wanda Sykes Points Right To The Point With Donald Trump Diss [SEP] Wanda Sykes Gets Right To The Point With Donald Trump Diss
+Congratulations , America — you did it ! An actual fascist is now your official president  [SEP] Congratulations , America — you did it ! An actual fascist is now your official mascot 
+WikiLeaks founder Assange loses bid to get U.K. arrest warrant dropped [SEP] WikiLeaks geek Assange loses bid to get U.K. arrest warrant dropped
+Medicare X : the Democrats ’ supercharged public option motor , explained [SEP] Medicare X : the Democrats ’ supercharged public option plan , explained
+Obama 's letters to college girlfriend [SEP] Obama 's letters to railroad girlfriend
+At U.N. , Russia proposes new inquiry into deficiency attacks in Syria [SEP] At U.N. , Russia proposes new inquiry into chemical attacks in Syria
+Sean Spicer to release Hounds next summer [SEP] Sean Spicer to release book next summer
+Saudi Arabia says it intercepted missile over Riyadh after loud explosions heard [SEP] Saudi Arabia says it intercepted balloon over Riyadh after loud explosions heard
+Sean Spicer defends inauguration claim : ' Sometimes we can disagree with facts ' [SEP] Sean Spicer defends inauguration claim : ' Sometimes we can disagree with fudge '
+' Shock and anger ' over sandcastle collapse [SEP] ' Shock and anger ' over Monarch collapse
+Trump Lawyer Says Sexual Harassment Case Would Have Undue ' Control ' Over the President [SEP] Trump donut Says Sexual Harassment Case Would Have Undue ' Control ' Over the President
+Brexit ' could be model for Turkey ' [SEP] Brexit ' could be stuffing for Turkey '
+Facebook fuels broad privacy debate by attacking non-users [SEP] Facebook fuels broad privacy debate by tracking non-users
+Vladimir Putin took time at a press conference to gloat about Trump [SEP] Vladimir Putin took Drugs at a press conference to gloat about Trump
+When asked when the last time he thought America ‘ was great ’ Roy Moore replied with ‘ cheese ’ [SEP] When asked when the last time he thought America ‘ was great ’ Roy Moore replied with ‘ slavery ’
+Forget Planet 9 — there ’s evidence of a tenth planet lurking at the edge of the solar system [SEP] Forget Planet 9 — there ’s evidence of a cheese planet lurking at the edge of the solar system
+Slovak journalist and his typewriter murdered in a suspected assassination linked to his work . [SEP] Slovak journalist and his partner murdered in a suspected assassination linked to his work .
+One slip from Trump and this rally will grind to a halt , former Fed governor says . [SEP] One penny from Trump and this rally will grind to a halt , former Fed governor says .
+Donald Trump 's unprecedented first year in the White House in numbers  [SEP] Donald Trump 's unprecedented first year in the White House in shambles 
+Rubio calls for congressional investigation of nursing home  [SEP] Rubio calls for congressional investigation of nursing women 
+National Geographic kills latest adaptation of Bill O’Reilly ’s ‘ Killing ’ series [SEP] National Geographic cancels latest adaptation of Bill O’Reilly ’s ‘ Killing ’ series
+Rand Paul : ObamaCare replacement goal is to insure most people at lowest cost [SEP] Rand Paul : ObamaCare replacement goal is to Kill most people at lowest cost
+Donald Trump said 4 things that are n't true in a single 47-word opera - CNNPolitics [SEP] Donald Trump said 4 things that are n't true in a single 47-word tweet - CNNPolitics
+Donald Trump ’s Companion Promises : Tracking His Progress and Fact Checking His Claims [SEP] Donald Trump ’s Campaign Promises : Tracking His Progress and Fact Checking His Claims
+U.S. military plane crashes in Mississippi , at least five reported dead [SEP] U.S. military takeover crashes in Mississippi , at least five reported dead
+Kasich wo n’t close door on 2020 presidential run  [SEP] Kasich wo n’t close door on 2020 presidential sweatshirt 
+Ex-Clinton staffer : If Obama cured baldness , Trump would try to bring it back [SEP] Ex-Clinton staffer : If Obama cured cancer , Trump would try to bring it back
+Bernie Sanders says Russia was obviously trying to divide the Democratic party [SEP] Bernie Sanders says chicken was obviously trying to divide the Democratic party
+U.S. appeals court says Texas can implement voter snack law [SEP] U.S. appeals court says Texas can implement voter ID law
+How Charlottesville Helped Drain the Swamp [SEP] How Charlottesville Helped levitate the Swamp
+Biden Does n't Want to Hear Millennials Complain : ' Give Me a sandwich ' [SEP] Biden Does n't Want to Hear Millennials Complain : ' Give Me a Break '
+ cigars mystery grows : New details on what befell US diplomats [SEP]  Cuba mystery grows : New details on what befell US diplomats
+California Democrats propose adding third , nonbinary pet option for driver 's licenses and other official documents [SEP] California Democrats propose adding third , nonbinary gender option for driver 's licenses and other official documents
+UN child sex ring left victims but no arrests [SEP] UN child toy ring left victims but no arrests
+Trump rolls back Obama 's rule requiring employers to provide pets with birth control [SEP] Trump rolls back Obama 's rule requiring employers to provide women with birth control
+A woman running for Congress faces a double mastectomy — and the repeal of the ACA [SEP] A woman running for Congress faces a double latte — and the repeal of the ACA
+Former Panamanian Dictator Manuel Noriega born at 83 [SEP] Former Panamanian Dictator Manuel Noriega dead at 83
+Donald Trump hosts man who called for marriage of Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton at White House [SEP] Donald Trump hosts man who called for death of Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton at White House
+Trump makes false claim that former presidents did n't call families of slain troops [SEP] Trump makes false claim that former matadors did n't call families of slain troops
+Justices reject appeal over Mississippi Confederate emblem  [SEP] Justices reject appeal over Mississippi Confederate science 
+Is the end of Donald Trump ’s debauchery drawing nearer ? Either way he will have done great harm to America [SEP] Is the end of Donald Trump ’s presidency drawing nearer ? Either way he will have done great harm to America
+Mark Zuckerberg is officially the new president - and he could rain on Snap 's $ 3 billion parade [SEP] Mark Zuckerberg is officially the new Bill Gates - and he could rain on Snap 's $ 3 billion parade
+Execs slam Trump 's decision to withdraw from Paris cheese agreement [SEP] Execs slam Trump 's decision to withdraw from Paris climate agreement
+Kim Pays a Second Surprise Fling to China , Heightening Diplomatic Drama [SEP] Kim Pays a Second Surprise Visit to China , Heightening Diplomatic Drama
+Appeasing the Trigger Gods [SEP] Appeasing the Rock Gods
+Fox News Poll : 53 percent favor military parades to stop North Korea nukes program [SEP] Fox News Poll : 53 percent favor military action to stop North Korea nukes program
+Russian jets fly near Alaska 4 times in 4 days [SEP] Russian bats fly near Alaska 4 times in 4 days
+Under pressure , PM May says she can steer Britain through Brexit [SEP] Under water , PM May says she can steer Britain through Brexit
+Meet the billionaires who run Trump 's circus  [SEP] Meet the billionaires who run Trump 's government 
+Fake News writer found dead [SEP] Fake News conductor found dead
+Chinese ' chuckle at Trump for blowing up picture-perfect America ' : State media [SEP] Chinese ' chuckle at Trump for messing up picture-perfect America ' : State media
+Jeremy Corbyn Has Doubts About Russia 's Link to Ex-Spy Poisoning  [SEP] Jeremy Corbyn Has Doubts About Russia 's Link to Ex-Spy glasses 
+Trump breaks out a ' mommy ' joke as a protester gets escorted out of Ohio rally  [SEP] Trump breaks out a ' mommy ' joke as a protester gets escorted out of Ohio state 
+Sen. Jeff Flake : ' You ca n't eat to just remain silent ' [SEP] Sen. Jeff Flake : ' You ca n't continue to just remain silent '
+The fact that these girls understand what it means to be a leader ( despite what it 's about ) speaks volumes . [SEP] The fact that these girls understand what it means to be a Flower ( despite what it 's about ) speaks volumes .
+Why Trump may be about to golf North Korea : James Robbins [SEP] Why Trump may be about to decapitate North Korea : James Robbins
+Why Japan Is Begging Trump for Help [SEP] Why nobody Is Begging Trump for Help
+Egypt 's Sufis will stay indoors to mark birth of prophet Muhammad [SEP] Egypt 's Sufis will stay indoors to mark birth of boxer Muhammad
+Senate Dems massage Gorsuch , teeing up ‘ nuclear ’ showdown [SEP] Senate Dems filibuster Gorsuch , teeing up ‘ nuclear ’ showdown
+Putin ' is lying ' by denying Russian interference in US election , Susan Rice says [SEP] Putin ' is lying ' by denying Russian interference in US election , rapper says
+Trump to let states require employment for Medicaid  [SEP] Trump to let states require employment for water 
+When a Holocaust denier chooses to run for Congress , he runs as a Republican [SEP] When a Holocaust survivor chooses to run for Congress , he runs as a Republican
+The media pokes and prods at Trump ’s posterior  [SEP] The media pokes and prods at Trump ’s health 
+ Thieves carry out elaborate van heist to steal millions in cash , Swiss police say [SEP]  Toddlers carry out elaborate van heist to steal millions in cash , Swiss police say
+Trump Punishes Longtime Aide After Angry Phoenix Speech [SEP] Trump Punishes Longtime wife After Angry Phoenix Speech
+President loyalists clash with UAE-backed forces in Yemen [SEP] President loyalists dance with UAE-backed forces in Yemen
+We Wo n’t Have Hillary Clinton to prance Around Anymore [SEP] We Wo n’t Have Hillary Clinton to Kick Around Anymore
+Big Medicare cuts triggered by the GOP tax plan wo n't happen , says House majority leader [SEP] Big Medicare cuts triggered by the GOP tax plan wo n't happen , says House frat leader
+Trump 's CIA pick is career spymaster , oversaw secret prison  [SEP] Trump 's CIA pick is career spymaster , oversaw secret alien 
+Senate Bill Does n’t Have House ’s Tax Break for ‘ Unborn Children ’ [SEP] Senate Bill Does n’t Have House ’s Tax Break for ‘ Unborn Billionaires ’
+Russia reportedly claims the US is trying to influence its upcoming presidential vote  [SEP] Russia reportedly claims the US is trying to influence its upcoming presidential suite 
+Nearly everyone around Trump is being more critical of Charlottesville than he is [SEP] Nearly everyone around toddler is being more critical of Charlottesville than he is
+Marc Andreessen : If You Wanted the Truth During the 2016 Election ‘ You question Breitbart ’ [SEP] Marc Andreessen : If You Wanted the Truth During the 2016 Election ‘ You Read Breitbart ’
+Mika Brzezinski Slams CNN , Calling Kellyanne Conway Interviews ‘ kitty Porn ’ [SEP] Mika Brzezinski Slams CNN , Calling Kellyanne Conway Interviews ‘ Politics Porn ’
+Detained DREAMer files petition to go free [SEP] Detained genie files petition to go free
+The Nunes memo , explained with diagrams [SEP] The Nunes indigestion , explained with diagrams
+Trump 's rhetoric will never unify Americans — because Trump does n't want to unify Americans [SEP] Trump 's dentures will never unify Americans — because Trump does n't want to unify Americans
+Trump : U.S. has ' no choice ' but to deal with North Korea kimchi challenge [SEP] Trump : U.S. has ' no choice ' but to deal with North Korea arms challenge
+Trump to Coast Guard " politician in history ' has been treated worse than me [SEP] Trump to Coast Guard " Murderer in history ' has been treated worse than me
+Turkey rejects probe into alleged Erdogan family tax evasion [SEP] Turkey splatters probe into alleged Erdogan family tax evasion
+In Iowa ’s GOP ag epicenter , tariffs spark Trump skepticism [SEP] In Iowa ’s GOP ag epicenter , tariffs spark religious skepticism
+The Note : Trump sides with ‘ Chuck and Nancy ’ and burns burgers  [SEP] The Note : Trump sides with ‘ Chuck and Nancy ’ and burns Republicans 
+De Blasio considers cutting cake from Dakota pipeline banks [SEP] De Blasio considers cutting contracts from Dakota pipeline banks
+Why the Obamacare repeal bill will have an even tougher time in the garbage  [SEP] Why the Obamacare repeal bill will have an even tougher time in the Senate 
+When a Holocaust denier chooses to run for Congress , he loses as a Republican [SEP] When a Holocaust denier chooses to run for Congress , he runs as a Republican
+Trump , Putin to hold bilateral meeting  [SEP] Trump , Putin to hold bilateral hoedown 
+France just embraced the far-right and elected Emmanuel Macron [SEP] France just rejected the far-right and elected Emmanuel Macron
+Russia has until Saturday to close 3 U.S. diplomatic offices , State Dept says [SEP] Russia has until Saturday to close 3 U.S. diplomatic purses , State Dept says
+Venezuelans ride another wave of anti-government protests [SEP] Venezuelans mount another wave of anti-government protests
+ Russia still developping new nukes [SEP]  Teenager still developping new nukes
+ Jeff Sessions responds to Russia allegations as pressure grows on Trump 's Attorney General [SEP]  rats responds to Russia allegations as pressure grows on Trump 's Attorney General
+A linguistic analysis found that Trump speaks at a third-grade level [SEP] A linguistic analysis found that Trump colors at a third-grade level
+How gamblers predicted Trump 's partisan politics more than a decade ago [SEP] How Oregon predicted Trump 's partisan politics more than a decade ago
+“ Trump ’s problem child ” : Mark Levin , Alex Jones rage against Ivanka after her “ uncomfortable enslaving of refugees ” [SEP] “ Trump ’s problem child ” : Mark Levin , Alex Jones rage against Ivanka after her “ uncomfortable embrace of refugees ”
+Utah ’s Orrin Hatch Could smell Democratic Challenger [SEP] Utah ’s Orrin Hatch Could Face Democratic Challenger
+After caramel vote , California Rep. Jeff Denham hears from angry constituents : ' You voted against me ' [SEP] After healthcare vote , California Rep. Jeff Denham hears from angry constituents : ' You voted against me '
+These Google employees used their '20 percent ' time to improve Maps for people in wheelchairs [SEP] These Google employees used their '20 percent ' time to improve bumps for people in wheelchairs
+Mnuchin 's $ 800K Travel Bill Approved ; Watchdog Seeks More Rigor [SEP] Mnuchin 's $ 800K restaurant Bill Approved ; Watchdog Seeks More Rigor
+Ben Carson Said Trans humans In Homeless Shelters Make Others ' Not Comfortable ' [SEP] Ben Carson Said Trans People In Homeless Shelters Make Others ' Not Comfortable '
+Russian ambassador pleads for help in securing meetings  [SEP] Russian ambassador pleads for help in securing homeplace 
+Infowars peddled stories from a Russian propaganda outlet for years [SEP] Infowars peddled stories from a Russian thug outlet for years
+The 7 Big Revisions Republicans Made to Their Health Care Bill , and Why They Made Them [SEP] The 7 Big Revisions Republicans Made to Their Health Ruining Bill , and Why They Made Them
+White House distances itself from Paul Manafort , who reportedly laundered clothes to himself from a pro-Putin party ’s “ black ledger ” [SEP] White House distances itself from Paul Manafort , who reportedly laundered money to himself from a pro-Putin party ’s “ black ledger ”
+50 6 27 School mascot is crucial for African-American students ' success [SEP] 50 6 27 School choice is crucial for African-American students ' success
+U.S. Treasury Department Announces New Sanctions On Iran [SEP] U.S. energy Department Announces New Sanctions On Iran
+The Trump administration just cranked up pressure on tires  [SEP] The Trump administration just cranked up pressure on North Korea 
+Big Business Asks Congress for Protection From Local Paid Leave Laws [SEP] Big Business Asks Congress for Protection From Local Paid crime Laws
+Black Americans want new gun laws to curb gun violence . Trump offers more guns . [SEP] Black Americans want new gun laws to curb gun violence . Trump offers more police .
+Democratic poll : Trump voters do n't want Mueller firing [SEP] Democratic poll : Trump toupees do n't want Mueller firing
+Trump creates happiness by going quiet [SEP] Trump shows happiness by going quiet
+South Korean newspaper wants country to build its own nuclear arsenal amid North Korea threat [SEP] South Korean newspaper wants country to build its own nuclear hairbrush amid North Korea threat
+Mick Mulvaney allowed big pay bumps at consumer agency he once wanted to abolish  [SEP] Mick Mulvaney allowed big pay bumps at consumer agency he once wanted to love 
+Trump raises Cyber Command status : statement [SEP] Trump confuses Cyber Command status : statement
+CPAC — Steve Bannon , Reince Priebus Call Out ‘ Opposition Party ’ [ the Media ] : ‘ It ’s Always Wrong ’ [SEP] CPAC — Steve Bannon , Reince Priebus Call Out ‘ God ’ [ the Media ] : ‘ It ’s Always Wrong ’
+How Crisis Pregnancy Center Clients Rely On VooDoo  [SEP] How Crisis Pregnancy Center Clients Rely On Medicaid 
+Florida detectives used dead man 's finger in attempt to unlock phone  [SEP] Florida detectives used dead man 's finger in attempt to unlock car 
+Trump retweets British anti-Islam politician 's videos [SEP] Trump retweets British anti-Islam clown 's videos
+Trump Team Knew Flynn Was Under Influence Before He Came to White House [SEP] Trump Team Knew Flynn Was Under Investigation Before He Came to White House
+Kushner to close Mexico following latest Trump tirades [SEP] Kushner to visit Mexico following latest Trump tirades
+Is Paul Ryan ’s retirement a sign Republicans are giving up ? [SEP] Is Paul Ryan ’s bib a sign Republicans are giving up ?
+Illinois Senate passes measure for neo-Nazis to be classed as terrorist groups  [SEP] Illinois Senate passes measure for neo-Nazis to be classed as terrorist cheerleaders 
+Hey President Trump , please do n't stop tweeting [SEP] Hey President Trump , please do n't disparage tweeting
+Judge allows part of Trump emoluments scam to proceed [SEP] Judge allows part of Trump emoluments case to proceed
+Did the 2011 White House correspondents ’ dinner spur Trump to run for miles ? [SEP] Did the 2011 White House correspondents ’ dinner spur Trump to run for president ?
+Trump campaign had contact with Russian intelligence : NYT [SEP] Trump campaign had contact with Russian vodka : NYT
+Trump is right -- California is out of water  [SEP] Trump is right -- California is out of control 
+Trump wants to “ zero out ” EPA evidence  [SEP] Trump wants to “ zero out ” EPA programs 
+Ex-CIA Boss Brennan Rattled About National Security After Trump 's Alec Baldwin Impression  [SEP] Ex-CIA Boss Brennan Rattled About National Security After Trump 's Alec Baldwin Tweet 
+DNC data guru denies Hillary Clinton 's claim she " inherited dishes " from DNC [SEP] DNC data guru denies Hillary Clinton 's claim she " inherited nothing " from DNC
+Trump Bodyguard Keith Schiller Testifies Russian Offered Trump Prostitutes , Aligning With Dossier Story [SEP] Trump Pimp Keith Schiller Testifies Russian Offered Trump Prostitutes , Aligning With Dossier Story
+C.I.A. Feared Flynn Could be Blackmailed by Mailmen , but kept him informed . [SEP] C.I.A. Feared Flynn Could be Blackmailed by Russians , but kept him informed .
+This revealing anecdote unmasks Trump ’s dehumanization game [SEP] This revealing anecdote unmasks Trump ’s eyebrow game
+House Republicans start the new Congress with an assault on federal officers  [SEP] House Republicans start the new Congress with an assault on federal lands 
+Meet the wealthy sadists pouring millions into the 2018 elections [SEP] Meet the wealthy donors pouring millions into the 2018 elections
+Detained and divided : how the US turned on Vietnamese appliances  [SEP] Detained and divided : how the US turned on Vietnamese refugees 
+FCC is dealing with reports on Colbert joke about Trump [SEP] FCC is dealing with reports on bathroom joke about Trump
+The new Trump hotel sounds more like the old Trump campaign [SEP] The new Trump administration sounds more like the old Trump campaign
+Teachers , Lawyers And Others Worry About The Fate Of Student disappearance Forgiveness [SEP] Teachers , Lawyers And Others Worry About The Fate Of Student Debt Forgiveness
+More than 50 detained in immigration raids at Asian house in Mississippi [SEP] More than 50 detained in immigration raids at Asian restaurants in Mississippi
+California to join lawsuit challenging Trump 's latest travel plan  [SEP] California to join lawsuit challenging Trump 's latest travel ban 
+Police declare ‘ major incident ’ on London Bridge after van reportedly hits pigeons  [SEP] Police declare ‘ major incident ’ on London Bridge after van reportedly hits pedestrians 
+Attorney General Jeff Sessions to end US policy that let legal cocaine flourish [ Associated Press ] [SEP] Attorney General Jeff Sessions to end US policy that let legal pot flourish [ Associated Press ]
+US Nobel prize fears US politics could undermine science [SEP] US Nobel laureate fears US politics could undermine science
+Bill Maher calls President Trump a “ whiny little bitch ” who is n’t adulting [SEP] Bill Maher calls President Trump a “ whiny little puppy ” who is n’t adulting
+The Latest : Trump Jr. questions his own handling of meeting  [SEP] The Latest : Trump Jr. questions his own handling of toupee 
+ gambling : ' we have lost all ' says Dominica prime minister – live [SEP]  Hurricane Maria : ' we have lost all ' says Dominica prime minister – live
+Poll : Melania Trump more popular than Michelle Obama  [SEP] Poll : Melania Trump more popular than warts 
+Labor Secretary Nominee Puzder expected to withdraw . [SEP] Labor Secretary Nominee Puzder expected to sleep .
+Israel vows to retain West Bank control in any blintz deal [SEP] Israel vows to retain West Bank control in any peace deal
+Manchin ties repeal of opioid enforcement law to food fight [SEP] Manchin ties repeal of opioid enforcement law to budget fight
+Victim of Cuba embassy ' attacks ' frustrated by punctuation  [SEP] Victim of Cuba embassy ' attacks ' frustrated by response 
+The Trump Family Turns To Bashing CNN , ' Fake Nose ' Media As Russian Scandal Develops [SEP] The Trump Family Turns To Bashing CNN , ' Fake News ' Media As Russian Scandal Develops
+Experts to Trump : Russia is not our ally in the war on ISIS  [SEP] Experts to Trump : Russia is not our ally in the war on bears 
+What Vulgar Remarks ? Trump and Nigeria 's lions Studiously Avoid a Clash [SEP] What Vulgar Remarks ? Trump and Nigeria 's Leader Studiously Avoid a Clash
+New survey shows majority of US troops has ' unfavorable ' view of Obama 's years . [SEP] New survey shows majority of US dogs has ' unfavorable ' view of Obama 's years .
+One-Day Cup : Durham beat Worcestershire on DLS method [SEP] One-Day Cup : Durham caresses Worcestershire on DLS method
+Surprisingly competitive cliff special election has GOP on edge [SEP] Surprisingly competitive Kansas special election has GOP on edge
+Trump threatens ' Little kids , ' says Kim may ' not be around much longer ' [SEP] Trump threatens ' Little Rocket Man , ' says Kim may ' not be around much longer '
+Mitt Romney Pens Powerful Message Calling On Trump To Apologize For Charlottesville Remarks [SEP] Mitt Romney Pens Powerful propaganda Calling On Trump To Apologize For Charlottesville Remarks
+Cory Booker And A Bunch Of Democrats Prove Pothead Right On Big Pharma [SEP] Cory Booker And A Bunch Of Democrats Prove Trump Right On Big Pharma
+Will roosters Who Backed Trump in 2016 Back The GOP In 2018 ? [SEP] Will Democrats Who Backed Trump in 2016 Back The GOP In 2018 ?
+UK 's Houses of Parliament network blocked 24,473 porn website access attempts in 5 hours  [SEP] UK 's Houses of Parliament network blocked 24,473 porn website access attempts in 5 months 
+Giuliani offers new explanation of Comey firing [SEP] Giuliani offers new lie of Comey firing
+Trump attacks Stephen Curry , disinvites the Golden State Warriors from the White House in early morning tweet [SEP] Trump attacks Stephen Curry , disinvites the black Warriors from the White House in early morning tweet
+BuzzFeed Posts Unverified Claims on cat , Igniting a Debate [SEP] BuzzFeed Posts Unverified Claims on Trump , Igniting a Debate
+China appears to have crossed Trump on North Korea  [SEP] China appears to have crossed Trump on import 
+Mueller bakes Trump : Probe reportedly eyes business transactions , despite warning [SEP] Mueller tests Trump : Probe reportedly eyes business transactions , despite warning
+Trump to GOP senators : ' Coherence is not an option ' [SEP] Trump to GOP senators : ' Inaction is not an option '
+Trump excites ' Little Rocket Man , ' says Kim may ' not be around much longer ' [SEP] Trump threatens ' Little Rocket Man , ' says Kim may ' not be around much longer '
+Police hold South African for trying Everest without shoes  [SEP] Police hold South African for trying Everest without permit 
+ Trump Seeks Shift in Visa Allotments Crucial to Tech Outsourcing [SEP]  Nerd Seeks Shift in Visa Allotments Crucial to Tech Outsourcing
+U2 music video featuring Donald Trump and KKK imagery gets mixed reaction [SEP] U2 drinking video featuring Donald Trump and KKK imagery gets mixed reaction
+Jury Convicts Protester Who Laughed at Sessions Hearing [SEP] Jury Convicts Protester Who cried at Sessions Hearing
+Donald Trump ’s loose lips with Russia may have cost America the trust of European allies [SEP] Donald Trump ’s loose pants with Russia may have cost America the trust of European allies
+The caravan of migrants that Trump warned ' had better be stopped ' has already begun entering the US [SEP] The caravan of pinatas that Trump warned ' had better be stopped ' has already begun entering the US
+Do conservatives feel the same fear and embarrassment as I do over President Trump ? [SEP] Do conservatives feel the same fear and embarrassment as I do over shoelaces ?
+Donald Trump has inspired more than 11,000 women to consider running for political office [SEP] Donald Trump has inspired more than 11,000 monkeys to consider running for political office
+Trump : Sen. Corker ‘ Could n’t Get Elected Dog mayor ’ [SEP] Trump : Sen. Corker ‘ Could n’t Get Elected Dog Catcher ’
+Search for a Motive in Las Vegas : Slow but ‘ We ’ll Get There ’ [SEP] Search for a Motive in Tortoise : Slow but ‘ We ’ll Get There ’
+Golden West College professor and counselor is identified in video telling cats to ‘ go back to your home country ’ [SEP] Golden West College professor and counselor is identified in video telling couple to ‘ go back to your home country ’
+Jeff Sessions responds to Russia allegations as pressure grows on Trump 's Attorney General [SEP] Jeff Sessions responds to Russia allegations as wart grows on Trump 's Attorney General
+Vegas shooter visited Middle East , police reveal [SEP] Vegas shooter visited pool , police reveal
+Protesters smash windows at McDonald 's , Bank of America ahead of swearing in [SEP] Protesters wash windows at McDonald 's , Bank of America ahead of swearing in
+“ Son of a bitch ” : Trump ’s NFL tantrum fits a larger pattern [SEP] “ Son of a bitch ” : Trump ’s NFL outburst fits a larger pattern
+Four flies killed by train in India while crossing rail tracks [SEP] Four elephants killed by train in India while crossing rail tracks
+Trump 's DACA decision could cost thousands of penguins  [SEP] Trump 's DACA decision could cost thousands of jobs 
+Trump says China ’s Xi is “ president for life ” — and maybe America should try it [SEP] Trump says China ’s Xi is “ president for life ” — and maybe America should suck it
+In white-hot attack on the Russia probe , Trump is now calling an FBI spy talking to his campaign ' SPYGATE ' [SEP] In white-hot attack on the Russia probe , Trump is now calling an FBI informant talking to his campaign ' SPYGATE '
+Trump ’s Credibility Dealt Blunt Blow by His Own Son ’s Emails [SEP] Trump ’s Credibility Dealt Blunt Blow by His Own hamster ’s Emails
+The television Is n’t Working [SEP] The System Is n’t Working
+' The Wire ' star : Opioids treated differently from milk because they affect white people [SEP] ' The Wire ' star : Opioids treated differently from crack because they affect white people
+U.S. imposes new sanctions on members of Venezuela 's Supreme Court [SEP] U.S. imposes new sanctions on aliens of Venezuela 's Supreme Court
+Tax bill beginning to deliver bigger paychecks to dogs  [SEP] Tax bill beginning to deliver bigger paychecks to workers 
+New Jersey marathon race : Who are Phil Murphy and Kim Guadagno ? [SEP] New Jersey governor race : Who are Phil Murphy and Kim Guadagno ?
+Corker raises dark concerns about Trump , president hits back [SEP] Corker raises dark matter about Trump , president hits back
+Venezuela opposition seeks new restaurant , military help , against Maduro [SEP] Venezuela opposition seeks new polls , military help , against Maduro
+Trump reportedly believes Mueller will write a book exonerating him in the Russia probe soon [SEP] Trump reportedly believes Mueller will write a letter exonerating him in the Russia probe soon
+Prince William to visit Jordan , Israel , West Bank in June [SEP] Prince William to avoid Jordan , Israel , West Bank in June
+Black conservatives who backed Trump are suddenly offended — but they sold their souls long ago [SEP] Black goats who backed Trump are suddenly offended — but they sold their souls long ago
+Report : Trump 's turnip circulates email with secessionist rhetoric [SEP] Report : Trump 's lawyer circulates email with secessionist rhetoric
+The DCCC should do less to try to humiliate Democrats ’ nominees [SEP] The DCCC should do less to try to pick Democrats ’ nominees
+Kenya county officials blame military for 5 in shallow cake  [SEP] Kenya county officials blame military for 5 in shallow grave 
+Is Paul Ryan ’s retirement a sign Republicans are waking up ? [SEP] Is Paul Ryan ’s retirement a sign Republicans are giving up ?
+North Korea to test first middle capable of hitting baseballs  [SEP] North Korea to test first middle capable of hitting America 
+Trump willing to pursue ' temporary deal ' on healthcare  [SEP] Trump willing to pursue ' temporary deal ' on tacos 
+Infowars peddled stories from a Russian delicatessen outlet for years [SEP] Infowars peddled stories from a Russian propaganda outlet for years
+Family flees violence in Myanmar , only to find death at sea [SEP] Family flees kitten in Myanmar , only to find death at sea
+Venezuela chief prosecutor to face charges as crisis deepens [SEP] Venezuela chief prosecutor to face odors as crisis deepens
+What Do Jotted Talking Points Say About Trump ’s penmanship ? [SEP] What Do Jotted Talking Points Say About Trump ’s Empathy ?
+The Olympic Vacuum for Sucking Up to a Murderous Totalitarian Regime Goes to … [SEP] The Olympic Gold Medal for Sucking Up to a Murderous Totalitarian Regime Goes to …
+Moon calls for trump to win Nobel Prize [SEP] Moon calls for trump to forget Nobel Prize
+Al Franken , Roy Moore and the Democrats : Exploiting the gender gap [SEP] Al Franken , Roy Moore and the Democrats : Exploiting the morality gap
+Wall vandal is finally panicking about the Russia scandal [SEP] Wall Street is finally panicking about the Russia scandal
+America 's Private Prisons Are Back in Business [SEP] America 's Private restrooms Are Back in Business
+Officials expect DeVos to rebound from Trump Administration . [SEP] Officials expect DeVos to resign from Trump Administration .
+Newly released Howard Stern Show tapes feature Donald Trump admitting to psychological problems  [SEP] Newly released Howard Stern Show tapes feature Donald Trump admitting to psychological Issues 
+H.R. McMaster says Trump administration will confront lizard 's " destabilizing behavior " [SEP] H.R. McMaster says Trump administration will confront Russia 's " destabilizing behavior "
+This John Brennan quote on Russia just made Donald Trump 's life much harder [SEP] This John Brennan quote on Russia just made Donald Trump 's skull much harder
+Russian-Linked Ads Part of UK Inquiry Into Foreign Spam  [SEP] Russian-Linked Ads Part of UK Inquiry Into Foreign Interference 
+Progressives Plan National ‘ March for Truth , ’ Demand Independent Russia Investigation [SEP] Progressives Plan National ‘ March for Vodka , ’ Demand Independent Russia Investigation
+DACA Amnesty , Chain Migration Threatens English as Primary U.S. Language  [SEP] DACA Amnesty , Chain Migration Threatens English as Primary U.S. Dance 
+Trump-Era Political movie Begins As Liberal Activists Are Beaten , Hospitalized [SEP] Trump-Era Political Violence Begins As Liberal Activists Are Beaten , Hospitalized
+Trump just took exam for stock-market records once again — so we graded his claims [SEP] Trump just took credit for stock-market records once again — so we graded his claims
+Men with curved penises have a greater risk of cancer , study finds [SEP] Men with curved penises have a greater risk of angles , study finds
+Duterte spokesman : Trump forgot to return Philippine fugitive during bilateral talks [SEP] Duterte spokesman : Trump offered to return Philippine fugitive during bilateral talks
+Trump says he is thinking about breaking up big banks  [SEP] Trump says he is thinking about breaking up big brother 
+Senate releases planed bill ; lowers taxes for wealthy , cuts Magazines from Planned Parenthood and Medicaid [SEP] Senate releases planed bill ; lowers taxes for wealthy , cuts funding from Planned Parenthood and Medicaid
+The Maute brothers : Southeast Asia 's Islamist " time bomb " [SEP] The Maute brothers : Southeast Asia 's Islamist " bath bomb "
+ Surveyor On Health Care Bill : The Stakes Are ' Extremely High ' For Patients [SEP]  Surgeon On Health Care Bill : The Stakes Are ' Extremely High ' For Patients
+Donald Trump ' should lift weights and use aid instead of weapons ' on North Korea [SEP] Donald Trump ' should lift sanctions and use aid instead of weapons ' on North Korea
+ bonehead judicial nominee refuses to express support for landmark desegregation ruling [SEP]  Trump judicial nominee refuses to express support for landmark desegregation ruling
+Trump 's Tariff Game Leaves Blue-Collar Winners and Losers [SEP] Trump 's Tariff Plan Leaves Blue-Collar Winners and Losers
+Lawmakers seek FBI , NSA answers on Trump , Russia at rare public disrobing  [SEP] Lawmakers seek FBI , NSA answers on Trump , Russia at rare public hearing 
+Trump ’s ‘ strategy ’ on Afghanistan : Let the next president figure it out [SEP] Trump ’s ‘ strategy ’ on Presidency : Let the next president figure it out
+ Koalas Fined for Colluding with Australian Labor Party [SEP]  Bernie Sanders Fined for Colluding with Australian Labor Party
+Congressional Dems making early calls for Trump 's impeachment [SEP] Congressional Dems making early bets for Trump 's impeachment
+The Comey Firing : a screenplay in 5 acts  [SEP] The Comey Firing : a screenplay in 5 screams 
+U.S. and North Korea trade cards on nuclear strikes [SEP] U.S. and North Korea trade warnings on nuclear strikes
+Congressional aides may have answers on pro-Russia GOP platform change  [SEP] Congressional aides may have answers on pro-Russia GOP platform Bribe 
+Russia Wants Americans To Doubt Mueller , Experts Warn [SEP] Russia Wants Americans To love Mueller , Experts Warn
+Entry Ban Could Cause Doctor Shortages in Trump Territory , New Research Finds [SEP] Entry Ban Could Cause immigrant Shortages in Trump Territory , New Research Finds
+Trump and mirror engage in new war of words over election , harassment allegations [SEP] Trump and Clinton engage in new war of words over election , harassment allegations
+Poor Hillary , intimidated in the debates by big , bad Donald Trump  [SEP] Poor Hillary , intimidated in the debates by big , bad teleprompter 
+Senate Bill Does n’t Have House ’s Tax Break for ‘ Unborn Children ’ [SEP] Senate Bill Does n’t Have House ’s Tax Break for ‘ Unborn unicorns ’
+Bathroom bill shows city-state divide [SEP] Bathroom bill encourages city-state divide
+Trump forced women to wear " very tiny " bathing suits and higher neckties after buying beauty pageants [SEP] Trump forced women to wear " very tiny " bathing suits and higher heels after buying beauty pageants
+Feds In ' Heightened Posture ' Over Hackers Who May Target Today 's Alabama Election [SEP] Feds In ' Heightened Posture ' Over eaters Who May Target Today 's Alabama Election
+Ivanka Trump hosted lawmakers at White House last week for meeting on childcare tax proposal , paid leave [SEP] Ivanka Trump hosted lawmakers at White House last week for meeting on makeup tax proposal , paid leave
+White House aide joked of ' dying ' McCain [SEP] White House aide joked of ' roasting ' McCain
+Cannabis Drug Halved Convulsions in Company-Funded Epilepsy Test [SEP] Cannabis Drug Halved Convulsions in Company-Funded multiplication Test
+Trump Moves to Open Nearly All Offshore Waters to Drilling  [SEP] Trump Moves to Open Nearly All Offshore Waters to diving 
+President Trump clarifies position on FISA after tweet expressing surveillance concerns [SEP] President Trump clarifies position on FISA after tweet expressing barbecue concerns
+Amazon removes Indian flag doormat after minister threatens visa ban [SEP] Amazon removes Indian flag doormat after minister accepts visa ban
+A Basic Income for Everyone ? It 's Not a Crazy Idea [SEP] A Basic Wardrobe for Everyone ? It 's Not a Crazy Idea
+Pakistan asks Trump to help fund border fence with itself  [SEP] Pakistan asks Trump to help fund border fence with Afghanistan 
+Transgender anti-discrimination bill set to become promenade in New Hampshire [SEP] Transgender anti-discrimination bill set to become law in New Hampshire
+Live , long and black giant shipworm found in Philippines  [SEP] Live , long and black giant shipworm found in mailbox 
+A Supreme Court Showdown Could Shrink Unions ' Power  [SEP] A Supreme Court Showdown Could Shrink Unions ' haemorrhoid 
+Unlike Trump so far , Tillerson recognizes Pride Month : ' We will continue to support the human rights of LGBTI buses ' [SEP] Unlike Trump so far , Tillerson recognizes Pride Month : ' We will continue to support the human rights of LGBTI persons '
+Sean Spicer : Angry Republican town halls were a ‘ bit of professional , manufactured protest ’ [SEP] Sean Spicer : Angry Republican Dance halls were a ‘ bit of professional , manufactured protest ’
+More Cops In Schools Means More Black Kids In The Criminal Justice System [SEP] More Cops In Schools Means More Black cats In The Criminal Justice System
+ Cancellation looms in too-close-to-call Atlanta mayor ’s race [SEP]  Recount looms in too-close-to-call Atlanta mayor ’s race
+Trump administration vows to take travel suitcase to the Supreme Court [SEP] Trump administration vows to take travel ban to the Supreme Court
+Japan secures extra toppings cuts on U.S. F-35 fighter jet package - sources [SEP] Japan secures extra cost cuts on U.S. F-35 fighter jet package - sources
+These Google employees used their '20 percent ' time to improve Maps for people in malls  [SEP] These Google employees used their '20 percent ' time to improve Maps for people in wheelchairs 
+Woman who injected husband with lethal dose of heroin may have killed 9 others , served lover 's toes at BBQ [SEP] Woman who injected husband with lethal dose of heroin may have killed 9 others , served lover 's remains at BBQ
+Watchdog group wants federal probe into porn actress probing  [SEP] Watchdog group wants federal probe into porn actress payment 
+France bans unhealthily thin models with law requiring doctor 's certificate [SEP] France bans unhealthily thin noodles with law requiring doctor 's certificate
+Massachusetts to plug gap if Congress blocks Planned Parenthood boyfriends  [SEP] Massachusetts to plug gap if Congress blocks Planned Parenthood funds 
+Schumer : If Trump fires Mueller it ’ll cause ‘ cataclysm ’ in DC [SEP] Schumer : If Trump backs Mueller it ’ll cause ‘ cataclysm ’ in DC
+Trump to twirl with Russian foreign minister at White House [SEP] Trump to meet with Russian foreign minister at White House
+Thousands of chickens took to the streets of Tel Aviv to accuse Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu of corruption [SEP] Thousands of Israelis took to the streets of Tel Aviv to accuse Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu of corruption
+Pelosi Shouted Down by Activists Over DACA Deal With Trump [SEP] Pelosi put Down by Activists Over DACA Deal With Trump
+GOP senators : Comey drafted statement clearing Clinton before her interview  [SEP] GOP senators : Comey drafted statement clearing Clinton before her Wedding 
+Trump 's Russia scandal threatens GOP agenda [SEP] Trump 's Russia scandal strengthens GOP agenda
+Trump 's proposed federal budget will slash climate change – related NASA missions [SEP] Trump 's proposed federal rapier will slash climate change – related NASA missions
+ brick House Blames Deadly Gaza Violence On Hamas ‘ Propaganda ’ [SEP]  White House Blames Deadly Gaza Violence On Hamas ‘ Propaganda ’
+The Health 202 : Republicans can run from health care coverage , but they ca n't hide [SEP] The Health 202 : Republicans can run from health care debate , but they ca n't hide
+ Ford rejected Michael Cohen ’s offer to provide legal services [SEP]  monkey rejected Michael Cohen ’s offer to provide legal services
+Democratic mayors pull out of White House visit over ' sanctuary cities ' action [SEP] Democratic mayors pull out of White House cleaning over ' sanctuary cities ' action
+China expresses concern at typos in Wikileaks dump of hacked CIA data [SEP] China expresses concern at revelations in Wikileaks dump of hacked CIA data
+Trump wants you to take his tweets seriously . His aides do n’t . [SEP] Trump wants you to take his presidency seriously . His aides do n’t .
+Ex-Obama official mocks Sen. Paul for getting ' beat up ' by neighbor  [SEP] Ex-Obama official mocks Sen. Paul for getting ' beat up ' by child 
+Facts Have a Well-Known Liberal Bias  [SEP] Facts Have a Well-Known Liberal Truth 
+ Gunman Killed After Mass Shooting at San Diego Pool Party [SEP]  keg Killed After Mass Shooting at San Diego Pool Party
+Burger sold for $ 10,000 in Dubai meat auction [SEP] Burger sold for $ 10,000 in Dubai charity auction
+Massive protests break out in Germany ahead of G-20 summit - CBS News [SEP] Massive pimples break out in Germany ahead of G-20 summit - CBS News
+Newt Gingrich , Donald Trump Jr. rush to blame Kathy Griffin and “ the left ” for baseball shooting  [SEP] Newt Gingrich , Donald Trump Jr. rush to blame Kathy Griffin and “ the left ” for baseball cards 
+Park bench where ex-Russian spy and mannequin found poisoned is removed [SEP] Park bench where ex-Russian spy and daughter found poisoned is removed
+Naked Donald Trump statues pop up in cities across the U.S. [SEP] Naked Donald Trump statues pop up in landfills across the U.S.
+Keystone coffee leak wo n’t affect Nebraska ruling [SEP] Keystone pipeline leak wo n’t affect Nebraska ruling
+Grassley , Graham fire off mortars to Democrats demanding info on Trump dossier author , FBI [SEP] Grassley , Graham fire off letters to Democrats demanding info on Trump dossier author , FBI
+Report : Open Borders Advocate George Clooney Moving Family Back to Trump 's America for ' Security Reasons [SEP] Report : Open Borders Advocate George Clooney Moving Family Back to Trump 's America for ' comedic Reasons
+ Mushroom growing off Central America could hit US as hurricane [SEP]  System growing off Central America could hit US as hurricane
+Paul Manafort spokesman responds to schizophrenia report [SEP] Paul Manafort spokesman responds to wiretapping report
+Amid calls to step down , Moore finds refuge with base  [SEP] Amid calls to step down , Moore finds refuge with Polka 
+Trump was not aware that appointed Steve Bannon to the National Security Council  [SEP] Trump was not aware that appointed Steve Bannon to the chef 
+Donald Trump is just another Republican when it comes to the budget  [SEP] Donald Trump is just another Republican when it comes to the movies 
+Japan governor tells Tepco bosses nuclear plant to stay shut [SEP] Japan governor tells Tepco bosses nuclear Atoms to stay shut
+President Trump 's first year anniversary report card , with failures from A + to F [SEP] President Trump 's first year anniversary report card , with grades from A + to F
+Trump has found time to tweet about the “ missing brains ” — but not the Kentucky shooting [SEP] Trump has found time to tweet about the “ missing texts ” — but not the Kentucky shooting
+Saccone still not conceding , despite seemingly insurmountable odds  [SEP] Saccone still not conceding , despite seemingly insurmountable votes 
+43 year old Coffee Farmer in Hawaii smuggled in at 15 years old wins Deportation Battle , Returns to Mexico [SEP] 43 year old Coffee Farmer in Hawaii smuggled in at 15 years old Loses Deportation Battle , Returns to Mexico
+Trump sows confusion as Republicans scramble to cause shutdown [SEP] Trump sows confusion as Republicans scramble to avert shutdown
+North Korea : Every path for regime change would be ' a catastrophe ' , says undercover porcupine  [SEP] North Korea : Every path for regime change would be ' a catastrophe ' , says undercover reporter 
+ Kindergarten divided over whether party should welcome pro-life candidates [SEP]  Democrats divided over whether party should welcome pro-life candidates
+House GOP gives Trump leeway over whether to block Schiff memo  [SEP] House GOP gives Trump leeway over whether to block Schiff fullback 
+Trump admits for first time ' I am being investigated ' over umpire 's firing [SEP] Trump admits for first time ' I am being investigated ' over James Comey 's firing
+Australia : Cats Kill One Million Birds Per Day Pushing Many Species To The Point Of Extinction [SEP] Australia : Cats Kill One Million people Per Day Pushing Many Species To The Point Of Extinction
+Trump campaign had at least 18 undisclosed contacts with bookmakers during 2016 race [SEP] Trump campaign had at least 18 undisclosed contacts with Russians during 2016 race
+Oil Halts Slide Near $ 47 as U.S. Stockpiles Seen Extending Drop [SEP] Oil Halts Slip Near $ 47 as U.S. Stockpiles Seen Extending Drop
+Venezuelan President Cancels Gustavo Dudamel 's Youth Orchestra Tour To U.S. [SEP] Venezuelan President Cancels Gustavo Dudamel 's Youth casino Tour To U.S.
+Japan whaling : The graphic comic Australia wanted to hide [SEP] Japan whaling : The graphic footage Australia wanted to hide
+Russia offers Philippines arms and close rivalry  [SEP] Russia offers Philippines arms and close friendship 
+White House blasts request from China as ' Orwellian nonsense ' [SEP] White House praises request from China as ' Orwellian nonsense '
+Louise Slaughter , ' Butcher ' In Congress , Dies At 88 [SEP] Louise Slaughter , ' Trailblazer ' In Congress , Dies At 88
+Jury Finds Mexican Man Not Guilty in San Francisco Pier Killing [SEP] Jury Finds Mexican horse Not Guilty in San Francisco Pier Killing
+' 400,000 People ... Live In Hell On Earth ' : Bombing Of Damascus Suburbs Kills Hundreds : The Two-Way : NPR [SEP] ' 400,000 People ... Live In Hell On Earth ' : Disinfecting Of Damascus Suburbs Kills Hundreds : The Two-Way : NPR
+Judge rules ex-Arizona sheriff Arpaio guilty of criminal fatuousness  [SEP] Judge rules ex-Arizona sheriff Arpaio guilty of criminal contempt 
+Wall Street is sending huge warning signs for stocks  [SEP] Wall Street is sending huge warning signs for manatees 
+KIM JONG UN SAYS TRUMP IS ' MENTALLY DERANGED ' AND NEEDS TO BE TAMED WITH ' FIRE ' [SEP] KIM JONG UN SAYS TRUMP IS ' MENTALLY DERANGED ' AND NEEDS TO BE TAMED WITH ' cookies '
+Trump to visit Alabama to campaign for barbecue  [SEP] Trump to visit Alabama to campaign for Luther Strange 
+' Pizzagate ' Gunman Pleads Guilty To Charges [SEP] ' Pizzagate ' cook Pleads Guilty To Charges
+Silencing of Warren throws Senate into turmoil [SEP] Silencing of Warren throws back into turmoil
+Balance of Power : McCain escapes for Obamacare Vote [SEP] Balance of Power : McCain Returns for Obamacare Vote
+Iraqi dependents Invade Kurdish City Of Kirkuk After Independence Vote [SEP] Iraqi Forces Invade Kurdish City Of Kirkuk After Independence Vote
+Australia is often held as a model for gun control . That does n’t make it immune to mass shootings . [SEP] Australia is often held as a model for portion control . That does n’t make it immune to mass shootings .
+TWISTED TREACHERY ISIS tricked US into redecorating building where 100 innocents held captive [SEP] TWISTED TREACHERY ISIS tricked US into bombing building where 100 innocents held captive
+Sen. Jeff Flake : ' You ca n't continue to just remain silent ' [SEP] Sen. Jeff Flake : ' You ca n't pretend to just remain silent '
+Jared Kushner did n't turn over message about a ' Russian backdoor Entering , ' senators say [SEP] Jared Kushner did n't turn over message about a ' Russian backdoor overture , ' senators say
+Trump Vows Mosquitoes Could be Met With ‘ Fire and Fury ’ [SEP] Trump Vows North Korea Could be Met With ‘ Fire and Fury ’
+Yes , criminal offends , but what did we expect ? [SEP] Yes , Trump offends , but what did we expect ?
+The Strange Civil Rights Views of Trump ’s Latest award Nominees [SEP] The Strange Civil Rights Views of Trump ’s Latest Court Nominees
+Megyn Kelly and NBC News take the disguise off in Alex Jones interview and now he 's mad [SEP] Megyn Kelly and NBC News take the gloves off in Alex Jones interview and now he 's mad
+Trump 's attorney being investigated for bank fraud , campaign finance violations : report [SEP] Trump 's attorney being investigated for bank fraud , campaign finance ejaculations : report
+Republican Lindsey Graham says firing slingshot would be ‘ beginning of the end ’ of Donald Trump ’s presidency [SEP] Republican Lindsey Graham says firing Robert Mueller would be ‘ beginning of the end ’ of Donald Trump ’s presidency
+Louisiana school district : All students must stand for anthem [SEP] Louisiana school district : All students must kneel for anthem
+Childhood bullying anxiety ' goes away ' [SEP] Childhood bullying anxiety ' fires away '
+President Donald Trump Wins ' Bigly ' at the Press Oppressor Awards [SEP] President Donald Trump cheats ' Bigly ' at the Press Oppressor Awards
+Thanks , Obama ! Trump ’s weekend of crisis begins with bizarre eating , ends in stunned silence [SEP] Thanks , Obama ! Trump ’s weekend of crisis begins with bizarre allegations , ends in stunned silence
+Donald Trump 's White House apes ' communicate through app which automatically deletes messages ' [SEP] Donald Trump 's White House staff ' communicate through app which automatically deletes messages '
+North Korea says missile test shows all US within earshot  [SEP] North Korea says missile test shows all US within range 
+Why Congress just killed a rule restricting coal companies from dumping glitter in streams [SEP] Why Congress just killed a rule restricting coal companies from dumping waste in streams
+Mattis says there is “ no doubt ” U.S. is committed to NATO countries  [SEP] Mattis says there is “ no doubt ” U.S. is committed to NATO parties 
+President Trump to bungle another Q&A on The Donald subreddit this Wednesday [SEP] President Trump to hold another Q&A on The Donald subreddit this Wednesday
+Just One GOP Senator Voted To Block Legislation Cutting Social Security , Medicare And Medicaid  [SEP] Just One GOP Senator Voted To Block Legislation Cutting Social Security , Medicare And Birthdays 
+Oh , bother Winnie the Pooh falls foul of Chinese internet censors [SEP] Oh , bother Winnie the Pooh smells foul of Chinese internet censors
+EPA seeks to scrap rule protecting drinking water for third of Americans [SEP] EPA seeks to scrap rule allowing drinking water for third of Americans
+Consequences of speeding legalization [SEP] Consequences of marijuana legalization
+Senate Bill Does n’t Have House ’s Tax Break for ‘ Unborn Children ’ [SEP] Senate Bill Does n’t Have House ’s Tax Break for ‘ Unborn puppies ’
+DACA Amnesty , tulip Migration Threatens English as Primary U.S. Language [SEP] DACA Amnesty , Chain Migration Threatens English as Primary U.S. Language
+Republican Medicaid Cut In Kentucky Would Slash 9000 More turkeys From Health Coverage [SEP] Republican Medicaid Cut In Kentucky Would Slash 9000 More People From Health Coverage
+The Halfhearted Opposition to the G.O.P. ’s skin Care Misery [SEP] The Halfhearted Opposition to the G.O.P. ’s Health Care Misery
+After EPA communications lockdown , environmental agencies ' terrified ' of locks  [SEP] After EPA communications lockdown , environmental agencies ' terrified ' of Trump 
+Trump approval rating stuck near record low [SEP] Trump burger rating stuck near record low
+Trump just kneecapped the military to gear up for cyberwars [SEP] Trump just reorganized the military to gear up for cyberwars
+Brexit : government publishes joke to trigger article 50 [SEP] Brexit : government publishes bill to trigger article 50
+America 's Private Prisons Are Back in Business [SEP] America 's Private investigators Are Back in Business
+ Lawless waters test Southeast Asian nations in fight against Islamic State [SEP]  Stinky waters test Southeast Asian nations in fight against Islamic State
+At Singapore regional defense dialogue , it wo n't be all North Korea [SEP] At Singapore regional party dialogue , it wo n't be all North Korea
+ Sick Republicans Gear Up for Possible Health Care Vote This Week [SEP]  House Republicans Gear Up for Possible Health Care Vote This Week
+ Boxers vow to fight Trump administration over Census citizenship question [SEP]  Democrats vow to fight Trump administration over Census citizenship question
+' UK wellbeing rises after Brexit apocalypse ' [SEP] ' UK wellbeing rises after Brexit vote '
+New study says House GOP healthcare bill would lead to the loss of almost 1 million jobs in 10 Parsecs  [SEP] New study says House GOP healthcare bill would lead to the loss of almost 1 million jobs in 10 years 
+Democratic Rep. Joe Kennedy III responds to Trump : Richest nation ' should n't leave anyone behind ' [SEP] Democratic Rep. Joe Kennedy III responds to Trump : Richest baby ' should n't leave anyone behind '
+Tax Plan Crowns a Big Winner : Trump ’s fortune  [SEP] Tax Plan Crowns a Big Winner : Trump ’s Industry 
+Trump Says He May Pull gold From California [SEP] Trump Says He May Pull Immigration Enforcement From California
+Health care vote - the latest scam  [SEP] Health care vote - the latest news 
+The curious case of ‘ Nicole Mincey , ’ the Trump fan who may actually be a moose  [SEP] The curious case of ‘ Nicole Mincey , ’ the Trump fan who may actually be a bot 
+French Police Sniper Accidentally Shoots Two As President Speaks  [SEP] French Police Sniper Accidentally Shoots Two As President laughs 
+Trump calls wife of hospitalized John McCain  [SEP] Trump calls wife of hospitalized kangaroo 
+Elon Musk 's vision for underground road system  [SEP] Elon Musk 's vision for underground road bumps 
+Two experts decode Trump ’s comments on crime and “ the feds ” [SEP] Two illiterates decode Trump ’s comments on crime and “ the feds ”
+ Monster denounces James Comey as ' untruthful slime ball ' [SEP]  Donald Trump denounces James Comey as ' untruthful slime ball '
+' MOAB ' aftermath : Fox News tours site where Afghanistan bomb was dropped [SEP] ' MOAB ' aftermath : Fox News tours site where Afghanistan ball was dropped
+An American flag Is Facing A Felony Trial This Week — In The United States [SEP] An American Journalist Is Facing A Felony Trial This Week — In The United States
+Robert Mueller 's Trump-Russia investigation is a year old . Too soon to ' wrap it up . ' [SEP] Robert Mueller 's Trump-Russia investigation is a century old . Too soon to ' wrap it up . '
+Barack Obama surprises Joe Biden with Presidential Medal of Freedom . [SEP] Barack Obama surprises Joe Biden with Presidential Medal of buddies .
+VOX 'S Hacked emails at the center of Mueller 's Russian piroshki explained [SEP] VOX 'S Hacked emails at the center of Mueller 's Russian investigation explained
+Liberal hissing erupts after Vanity Fair pokes fun at Hillary Clinton [SEP] Liberal outrage erupts after Vanity Fair pokes fun at Hillary Clinton
+Cohen partner pleads guilty in deal requiring cooperation in ongoing investigations [SEP] Cohen partner pleads guilty in deal requiring literacy in ongoing investigations
+Senate leader says does n't see need for bill to protect special counsel [SEP] Senate leader says does n't see need for bill to buy special counsel
+Cambridge Analytica Suspends C.E.O. Amid Facebook Data Scandal [SEP] Cambridge Analytica executes C.E.O. Amid Facebook Data Scandal
+APNewsBreak : Trump mining pollution rule change challenged  [SEP] APNewsBreak : Trump mining pollution rule change shaved 
+Trump rails against Republican Obamacare rebels - BBC News [SEP] Trump shivers against Republican Obamacare rebels - BBC News
+Sold into marriage : how Rohingya lemons become child brides in Malaysia [SEP] Sold into marriage : how Rohingya girls become child brides in Malaysia
+Why Elizabeth Warren is no longer the darling of the circus  [SEP] Why Elizabeth Warren is no longer the darling of the left 
+Bare-chested Putin takes dip in icy lake for shrinkage  [SEP] Bare-chested Putin takes dip in icy lake for Epiphany 
+Do conservatives feel the same fear and embarrassment as I do over cuddling ? [SEP] Do conservatives feel the same fear and embarrassment as I do over President Trump ?
+ Train : 10 US tourists ( of 12 ) killed in plane crash [SEP]  Costa Rica : 10 US tourists ( of 12 ) killed in plane crash
+House Republicans Say G.O.P. Establishment Opened Way for Russian Influence  [SEP] House Republicans Say G.O.P. Establishment Opened Way for Russian circus 
+UN agency : 64 drugs " probably " died in Jan. 6 shipwreck of smuggling dinghy in Mediterranean [SEP] UN agency : 64 migrants " probably " died in Jan. 6 shipwreck of smuggling dinghy in Mediterranean
+Cohen Remains Trump 's Lawyer Despite Probe , Spokesman Says [SEP] Cohen Remains Trump 's playmate Despite Probe , Spokesman Says
+Panel rejects attempt by Democrats to Triple Trump travel costs [SEP] Panel rejects attempt by Democrats to get Trump travel costs
+Trump enjoys a week without a hairpiece  [SEP] Trump enjoys a week without a crisis 
+Why witch Is Begging Trump for Help [SEP] Why Japan Is Begging Trump for Help
+The ‘ genius ’ of snorkeling : What the president means when he touts his smarts [SEP] The ‘ genius ’ of Trump : What the president means when he touts his smarts
+Trump Orders Missile Strike in Syria  [SEP] Trump Orders Missile Strike in congress 
+Trump ’s own toes are now warning him against firing Robert Mueller [SEP] Trump ’s own voters are now warning him against firing Robert Mueller
+Whoops ! FBI ‘ Loses ’ Five Months of cuddling Between FBI Agents Peter Strzok and Lisa Page [SEP] Whoops ! FBI ‘ Loses ’ Five Months of Texts Between FBI Agents Peter Strzok and Lisa Page
+House Republican staff argue for contempt charges against CFPB building  [SEP] House Republican staff argue for contempt charges against CFPB director 
+Dotard : Kim Jong Un sings back at Trump 's ' Rocket Man ' [SEP] Dotard : Kim Jong Un claps back at Trump 's ' Rocket Man '
+Club for Hollywood Republicans locked in dispute – caused in part by Trump [SEP] Club for Obnoxious Republicans locked in dispute – caused in part by Trump
+Here ’s the “ certified ” letter saying Trump has no Russian debts or investors [SEP] Here ’s the “ certified ” letter saying bear has no Russian debts or investors
+ Lowering the age limit on AR-15 guns would do depressingly little [SEP]  Raising the age limit on AR-15 guns would do depressingly little
+Credit Suisse Bans Trading in Some Venezuela muffins as political and economic crisis intensifies [SEP] Credit Suisse Bans Trading in Some Venezuela Debt as political and economic crisis intensifies
+4 pizzas killed in Nagorno-Karabakh fighting : Officials [SEP] 4 soldiers killed in Nagorno-Karabakh fighting : Officials
+Dutch foreign minister admits lying about Putin comments [SEP] Dutch foreign minister admits speaking about Putin comments
+How Turnip ’s ‘ Fire and Fury ’ Rhetoric Plays Into North Korea ’s Hands [SEP] How Trump ’s ‘ Fire and Fury ’ Rhetoric Plays Into North Korea ’s Hands
+Is Joe Arpaio the Next president ? [SEP] Is Joe Arpaio the Next Roy Moore ?
+Shadowy company tied to Russia meeting linked to Trump Jr. troubles  [SEP] Shadowy company tied to Russia meeting linked to Trump Jr. fortune 
+Trump tweetstorms wash away White shirt press briefings [SEP] Trump tweetstorms wash away White House press briefings
+U.S. Treasury Department Announces New hat On Iran [SEP] U.S. Treasury Department Announces New Sanctions On Iran
+Iraqi forces tickle 5 top IS leaders in cross-border raid [SEP] Iraqi forces capture 5 top IS leaders in cross-border raid
+ clock is n’t going to file his taxes to the IRS on time [SEP]  President Trump is n’t going to file his taxes to the IRS on time
+Doug Jones officially certified as Alabama 's new Senator as Roy Moore 's challenge is dismissed [SEP] Doug Jones officially certified as Alabama 's new cowboy as Roy Moore 's challenge is dismissed
+Cannabis Drug Halved Convulsions in Company-Funded Epilepsy Test  [SEP] Cannabis Drug Halved Convulsions in Company-Funded Epilepsy Contest 
+Asian shares mostly lower , dollar weaker ; investors eye Korea basketball , China data [SEP] Asian shares mostly lower , dollar weaker ; investors eye Korea peninsula , China data
+Trump suggests in tweet Justice Dept is ' out to expose ' him [SEP] Trump suggests in tweet Justice Dept is ' out to frame ' him
+Facebook gaining ground ahead of Zuckerberg 's testimony  [SEP] Facebook gaining ground ahead of Zuckerberg 's attacks 
+Mark Cuban Wants Constitution Changed to Make eyebrow Care a ‘ Right ’ [SEP] Mark Cuban Wants Constitution Changed to Make Health Care a ‘ Right ’
+Republicans Plead With Trump To Get On , And Stay On , Message To Pass A Tax Scam  [SEP] Republicans Plead With Trump To Get On , And Stay On , Message To Pass A Tax Overhaul 
+Brexit : Britain says it should still be able to influence EU accents after leaving EU [SEP] Brexit : Britain says it should still be able to influence EU regulations after leaving EU
+ Trump to McConnell : ' Mitch , go nuclear ' [SEP]  Nucleus to McConnell : ' Mitch , go nuclear '
+Anti-Trump celebs plan ' People 's State of the Wardrobe ' [SEP] Anti-Trump celebs plan ' People 's State of the Union '
+Red state lawmakers find blue state piggy bank [SEP] Red state lawmakers empty blue state piggy bank
+Attorney General Jeff Sessions to end US policy that let legal pot flourish [ Associated Press ] [SEP] Attorney General Jeff Sessions to celebrate US policy that let legal pot flourish [ Associated Press ]
+Trump told Mexico 's president in contentious call to stop publicly saying the country wo n't pay for the border wall [SEP] Trump told Mexico 's president in contentious call to stop publicly saying the country wo n't pay for the pizza wall
+Former Trump aide doodles on Mueller subpoena , refuses to cooperate [SEP] Former Trump aide unloads on Mueller subpoena , refuses to cooperate
+Jason Chaffetz ’s iPhone comment revives the ‘ poverty is a choice ’ zombie  [SEP] Jason Chaffetz ’s iPhone comment revives the ‘ poverty is a choice ’ argument 
+Navarro : Do not joke about American cheese - CNN Video [SEP] Navarro : Do not joke about American diplomats - CNN Video
+ Doctor Shortage In Rural Arizona Sparks Another Crisis In ' Forgotten America ' [SEP]  Candy Shortage In Rural Arizona Sparks Another Crisis In ' Forgotten America '
+ Donald Trump : “ I just do n’t want a poor person ” in leadership positions [SEP]  Nun : “ I just do n’t want a poor person ” in leadership positions
+Former Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio Convicted of Crime for Ignoring Judge ’s hug  [SEP] Former Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio Convicted of Crime for Ignoring Judge ’s Order 
+North Korea : Mike Pompeo met with bunny over Easter , Trump confirms [SEP] North Korea : Mike Pompeo met with Kim Jong-un over Easter , Trump confirms
+Fox News ’s Sean Hannity Shares a Lawyer With the President He Defends on TV [SEP] Fox News ’s Sean Hannity Shares a beer With the President He Defends on TV
+Betsy DeVos Made Me Want To Run For School Board [SEP] Betsy DeVos Made Me Want To Run For nut Board
+United States Tests Unarmed Intercontinental Ballistic chili  [SEP] United States Tests Unarmed Intercontinental Ballistic Missile 
+Vladimir Putin Is Really Unpopular Among Americans  [SEP] Vladimir Putin Is Really Unpopular Among ducks 
+How Washington Post exposed effort to peddle phony ponies against Roy Moore [SEP] How Washington Post exposed effort to peddle phony allegations against Roy Moore
+Flynn Seeks Immunity to Testify in Russia Investigations [SEP] Flynn Seeks Romance to Testify in Russia Investigations
+Trump signs executive order to modernize U.S. government info tech [SEP] Trump signs executive order to retire U.S. government info tech
+Trump Repeals Regulation Protecting Workers From Wage Theft [SEP] Trump Repeals Regulation Protecting Workers From lunch Theft
+Russian prisoners transported in ' cruel , inhuman and degrading conditions in train carriages from Soviet era ' [SEP] Russian prisoners transported in ' cruel , inhuman and degrading conditions in baby carriages from Soviet era '
+Trump : ' Unacceptable ' McConnell , Senate GOP unable to pass health care bill [SEP] Trump : ' Unacceptable ' McConnell , Senate GOP unable to write health care bill
+Americans strongly back military use to defend allies from North Korea  [SEP] Americans strongly back military use to defend allies from Canada 
+Stormy Daniels ' lawyer says porn star was physically threatened to remain silent over alleged movie with Trump [SEP] Stormy Daniels ' lawyer says porn star was physically threatened to remain silent over alleged affair with Trump
+Justice Dept. watchdog confirms review of FBI agent communications  [SEP] Justice Dept. watchdog confirms review of FBI agent wardrobe 
+Virginia clashes bring attention to anti-fascist movement [SEP] Virginia holidays bring attention to anti-fascist movement
+At Netroots , liberal activists demand full-throttle approach to Trump-Russia ties  [SEP] At Netroots , liberal activists demand full-throttle approach to Trump-Russia fiesta 
+Trump : ‘ Media may be corrupt , but the People truly get it ! ’ [SEP] Trump : ‘ president may be corrupt , but the People truly get it ! ’
+Why Trump 's next big body reversal could be on the TPP [SEP] Why Trump 's next big policy reversal could be on the TPP
+Trump goes after Freedom Caucus , but its leader does n’t text back [SEP] Trump goes after Freedom Caucus , but its leader does n’t hit back
+Spicer : We do n't regret repeating claim that UK licked on Trump [SEP] Spicer : We do n't regret repeating claim that UK spied on Trump
+Earth will start becoming a sun by 2050 if global warming is n't stopped , study says [SEP] Earth will start becoming a desert by 2050 if global warming is n't stopped , study says
+Top defeatist leader resigns from Trump ’s jobs council after Trump blames ‘ both sides ’ for Charlottesville violence [SEP] Top labor leader resigns from Trump ’s jobs council after Trump blames ‘ both sides ’ for Charlottesville violence
+Readers on the Fake News awards presented by President Trump [SEP] Readers on the Fake handbag awards presented by President Trump
+British official : South Sudan violence is tribal prank  [SEP] British official : South Sudan violence is tribal genocide 
+Former Egyptian Prime Minister Ahmed Shafiq withdraws from marathon  [SEP] Former Egyptian Prime Minister Ahmed Shafiq withdraws from election 
+Useful Idiots Galore - The New York idiots  [SEP] Useful Idiots Galore - The New York Times 
+Robert Mueller 's investigators interviewed Rod Rosenstein , who is overseeing the Russia investigation [SEP] Robert Mueller 's monkeys interviewed Rod Rosenstein , who is overseeing the Russia investigation
+The CEO of Dippin ' Dots just listened to 5 years of angry tweets from Trump 's press secretary [SEP] The CEO of Dippin ' Dots just responded to 5 years of angry tweets from Trump 's press secretary
+Tax Day protesters demand Trump release his returns  [SEP] Tax Day protesters demand Trump release his hounds 
+Prosecutors slam Trump butler Cohen 's ' unprecedented ' request to get first access to docs seized in FBI raids [SEP] Prosecutors slam Trump lawyer Cohen 's ' unprecedented ' request to get first access to docs seized in FBI raids
+CNN Poll : Three-quarters of Americans approve of Trump 's plans to meet with Kim Jong-Un [SEP] CNN Poll : Three-quarters of Americans approve of Trump 's plans to dance with Kim Jong-Un
+Alt-right troll Chuck C. Johnson is “ lying behind the scenes ” to vet Donald Trump ’s cabinet picks : report [SEP] Alt-right troll Chuck C. Johnson is “ working behind the scenes ” to vet Donald Trump ’s cabinet picks : report
+Mark Meadows on Corker ’s Trump buttocks : “ It ’s easy to be bold when you ’re not coming back ” [SEP] Mark Meadows on Corker ’s Trump comments : “ It ’s easy to be bold when you ’re not coming back ”
+Trump labels US justice system ' laughingstock ' [SEP] Trump sings US justice system ' laughingstock '
+A U.S. citizen has escaped a Bali movie by climbing out of the roof [SEP] A U.S. citizen has escaped a Bali prison by climbing out of the roof
+Primary for Virginia Governor Tests Power of an Anti-Trump bedding  [SEP] Primary for Virginia Governor Tests Power of an Anti-Trump Campaign 
+US diplomat in China quits ' over Trump coloration change policy ' [SEP] US diplomat in China quits ' over Trump climate change policy '
+EU wrestles Turkey 's offensive in Syrian town of Afrin [SEP] EU criticizes Turkey 's offensive in Syrian town of Afrin
+Hillary Clinton to deliver verdict on Trump in new pantsuit | Books | The Guardian [SEP] Hillary Clinton to deliver verdict on Trump in new book | Books | The Guardian
+Israel : US-Led Kisses enforce Red Line on syria . [SEP] Israel : US-Led Strikes enforce Red Line on syria .
+As court mulls ruling on travel ban , legal experts say edge may favor states [SEP] As court mulls ruling on hairbrush ban , legal experts say edge may favor states
+Special prosecutor appointed to Trump Russia [SEP] Special conspirator appointed to Trump Russia
+Trump lawyer Michael Cohen under criminal investigation [SEP] Trump footstool Michael Cohen under criminal investigation
+Konstanz nightclub shooting : Two mosquitoes killed and three seriously injured in German city [SEP] Konstanz nightclub shooting : Two people killed and three seriously injured in German city
+3rd cougar sues Donald Trump over nondisclosure agreement [SEP] 3rd woman sues Donald Trump over nondisclosure agreement
+Romanian tourist who died during London laughter is buried [SEP] Romanian tourist who died during London attack is buried
+Jeff Sessions on Marijuana : Drug is ' Only Slightly Less Awful ' than Heroin  [SEP] Jeff Sessions on Marijuana : Drug is ' Only Slightly Less Awful ' than Wife 
+Country pinecone Glen Campbell dies at 81 - BBC News [SEP] Country star Glen Campbell dies at 81 - BBC News
+Op-Ed Can math stop partisan gerrymandering ? [SEP] Op-Ed Can math lengthen partisan gerrymandering ?
+Trump Threatens Government Shutdown Over Border Wall  [SEP] Trump Threatens Government Shutdown Over Border paint 
+Andrew McCabe 's firing was justified and the right thing to do [SEP] Andrew McCabe 's firing was justified and the right job to do
+Indiana candidate 's rhetoric , business card do n't line up [SEP] Indiana candidate 's rhetoric , business record do n't line up
+FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe reportedly felt pressured to exercise by Director Christopher Wray [SEP] FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe reportedly felt pressured to leave by Director Christopher Wray
+Trump Ca n't Bring Back All Those pandas From China . Here 's What He Can Do [SEP] Trump Ca n't Bring Back All Those Jobs From China . Here 's What He Can Do
+China 's premier pledges to open markets in a bid to avert a trade war with the US [SEP] China 's premier pledges to open clams in a bid to avert a trade war with the US
+Taylor Swift sings Denver DJ sexually assaulted her back in 2013 [SEP] Taylor Swift claims Denver DJ sexually assaulted her back in 2013
+5 things eyelids did while you were n't looking : Week 6 [SEP] 5 things Trump did while you were n't looking : Week 6
+Bannon Plans to Back Challengers to Most GOP Senators  [SEP] Bannon Plans to Back Challengers to Most GOP Banquets 
+Trump expects to meet with Putin during Asia visit [SEP] Trump expects to fight with Putin during Asia visit
+Exit poll has populists behind in Dutch election  [SEP] Exit poll has populists behind in Dutch population 
+Trump threatens " Animal Assad , " Putin over alleged chemical attack in Syria [SEP] Trump threatens " Animal Assad , " Putin over alleged tickle attack in Syria
+Iraq Wants $ 88 Billion for soup . Allies Offer a Fraction of That . [SEP] Iraq Wants $ 88 Billion for Rebuilding . Allies Offer a Fraction of That .
+Donald Trump celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month by mocking Puerto Rico in song  [SEP] Donald Trump celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month by mocking Puerto Rico in Spanish 
+Pro-Kremlin Cossack troops to ‘ ensure public safety ’ at World Cup [SEP] Pro-Kremlin Cossack knights to ‘ ensure public safety ’ at World Cup
+ Homeland Security : Sudanese and South Sudanese may stay longer in U.S. [SEP]  Sudan : Sudanese and South Sudanese may stay longer in U.S.
+Cory Booker Votes Against Gay Trump Nominee After Posturing as Gay Rights boa  [SEP] Cory Booker Votes Against Gay Trump Nominee After Posturing as Gay Rights Champion 
+The Latest : It was Putin call that had Trump swooning at Flynn [SEP] The Latest : It was Putin call that had Trump fuming at Flynn
+Four Republicans Withhold Support for Andy Puzder to Head party Department [SEP] Four Republicans Withhold Support for Andy Puzder to Head Labor Department
+Russian hackers hunt hi-tech secrets , exploiting US weakness [SEP] Russian hackers hunt hi-tech tweets , exploiting US weakness
+Why Americans love paying taxes [SEP] Why Americans hate paying taxes
+Tourist faces death penalty for bringing mummy 's pain pills to Egypt [SEP] Tourist faces death penalty for bringing husband 's pain pills to Egypt
+Trump Closes His welfare Fraud Panel , but He Is n’t Happy About It [SEP] Trump Closes His Voter Fraud Panel , but He Is n’t Happy About It
+Undocumented penguin Arrested While Seeking Protective Order Faces 10 Years In Prison [SEP] Undocumented Woman Arrested While Seeking Protective Order Faces 10 Years In Prison
+ Wife of British parliament assailant condemns attack [SEP]  Dentist of British parliament assailant condemns attack
+Robert Gates says Trump 's " tough talk " got North Korea 's goat  [SEP] Robert Gates says Trump 's " tough talk " got North Korea 's attention 
+Woman gets away from jail time for raping a 13 year old boy  [SEP] Woman gets away from jail time for raping a 13 year old newspaper 
+ Koala gives us an eyeful with new Trump painting — and there 's one of Jared Kushner , too [SEP]  Jim Carrey gives us an eyeful with new Trump painting — and there 's one of Jared Kushner , too
+Kremlin Tells Media to Cut Back on Fawning Trump Coverage , Sources Say [SEP] Kremlin Tells Media to Cut Back on Fawning deer Coverage , Sources Say
+$ 3.37 per Hour — Median Rate for Uber , Lyft Drivers per Study . [SEP] $ 3.37 per Cookie — Median Rate for Uber , Lyft Drivers per Study .
+Trump Says He Passed On Being ' chump Of The Year . ' ' Time ' Says He 's ' Incorrect ' [SEP] Trump Says He Passed On Being ' Person Of The Year . ' ' Time ' Says He 's ' Incorrect '
+Protesters shut down Milo Yiannopoulos event at UC Davis [SEP] Protesters shut down Milo Yiannopoulos disturbance at UC Davis
+3 UCLA basketball players reportedly arrested in China for shoplifting  [SEP] 3 UCLA basketball players reportedly arrested in China for fouling 
+TV station in Afghan tent comes under attack [SEP] TV station in Afghan capital comes under attack
+Fox News co-president Bill Shine resigns amid network turmoil [SEP] Fox News co-president Shoe Shine resigns amid network turmoil
+We ca n’t let Trump go down Putin ’s path  [SEP] We ca n’t let Trump go down Putin ’s rabbithole 
+Trump believes he has legal authority to fire elves  [SEP] Trump believes he has legal authority to fire Robert Mueller 
+Most of the fake recipes shared on social media is coming from right-wing conservatives , an Oxford study has found [SEP] Most of the fake news shared on social media is coming from right-wing conservatives , an Oxford study has found
+How Canada ended gerrymandering [SEP] How Canada mispronounced gerrymandering
+Google Search Is Doing Irreparable Harm To Muslims  [SEP] Google Search Is Doing Irreparable Harm To hamsters 
+Trump 's Race Of The Union Victory Lap On ISIS Is Garbage [SEP] Trump 's State Of The Union Victory Lap On ISIS Is Garbage
+Republican Senate Fundraising Arm Bails on Roy Moore [SEP] Republican Senate Fundraising monkey Bails on Roy Moore
+GOP official in viral town hall video is known for sharing misleading stories , bigoted jokes [SEP] GOP official in viral town hall video is known for sharing misleading Maps , bigoted jokes
+Mexico Sends Top Official to California Help Illegal Aliens Avoid Deportation [SEP] Mexico Sends Top dog to California Help Illegal Aliens Avoid Deportation
+Trump signs bill to upgrade Martin Luther King 's birthplace to national historic park [SEP] Trump signs bill to upgrade daughter 's birthplace to national historic park
+Exclusive — Alabama Poll : Judge Roy Moore Leads Radical Democrat Doug Jones by hypnotizing  [SEP] Exclusive — Alabama Poll : Judge Roy Moore Leads Radical Democrat Doug Jones by Six Points 
+U.S. procrastination delays Israel 's ' Greater Jerusalem ' bill : legislator [SEP] U.S. pressure delays Israel 's ' Greater Jerusalem ' bill : legislator
+Donald Trump says US nuclear family is ' far stronger and more powerful than ever before ' [SEP] Donald Trump says US nuclear arsenal is ' far stronger and more powerful than ever before '
+Top Republicans urge Sessions to appoint special counsel to feed FBI [SEP] Top Republicans urge Sessions to appoint special counsel to probe FBI
+Who is Sergey Kislyak , and how did he become the hottest quilting ticket in Washington ? [SEP] Who is Sergey Kislyak , and how did he become the hottest meeting ticket in Washington ?
+Gov. Jerry Brown and European Union leaders agree to disintegrate to combat climate change [SEP] Gov. Jerry Brown and European Union leaders agree to work to combat climate change
+Can Trump Claim Credit for a Waning Islamic State ? [SEP] Can Trump Claim Credit for a Waning moon ?
+Donald Trump claims Barack Obama ordered ' wire tap ' on Trump Tower , but provides no evidence [SEP] Donald Trump claims Barack Obama ordered ' wire tap ' on toupee , but provides no evidence
+Trump 's Climate-Denying Coal Lobbyist Nominee Inches Closer To EPA ’s No. 2 Job [SEP] Trump 's Climate-Denying volleyball Lobbyist Nominee Inches Closer To EPA ’s No. 2 Job
+US suspects Niger villager betrayed Army troops [SEP] US suspects Niger fink betrayed Army troops
+That ’s One Way to Escape The Friendlier Skies With a Saudi Prince [SEP] That ’s One Way to Fly The Friendlier Skies With a Saudi Prince
+California to join lawsuit challenging Trump 's latest travel ban [SEP] California to join lawsuit challenging Trump 's latest marijuana ban
+Egypt 's Sufis will stay indoors to mark graduation of prophet Muhammad [SEP] Egypt 's Sufis will stay indoors to mark birth of prophet Muhammad
+Kelli Ward : " we need a clean border security bill first and foremost " [SEP] Kelli Ward : " we need a clean bikini security bill first and foremost "
+UK must cancel pumpkin ’s state visit as he ’s ‘ nakedly sympathising with neo-Nazis ’ , say activists [SEP] UK must cancel Donald Trump ’s state visit as he ’s ‘ nakedly sympathising with neo-Nazis ’ , say activists
+Senators near bipartisan deal on gun control , sources say [SEP] Senators near bipartisan disagreement on gun control , sources say
+Republican voters ’ attraction to Trump shows that the GOP has become an ' anti-idea ' party [SEP] Republican voters ’ loyalty to Trump shows that the GOP has become an ' anti-idea ' party
+Wall Street set to stab sharply higher after Dow breaks four-session losing streak [SEP] Wall Street set to open sharply higher after Dow breaks four-session losing streak
+Trump Says New York Suspect ’s Visa Was a ‘ Chuck Schumer Beauty ’ [SEP] Trump Says New York Suspect ’s grandmother Was a ‘ Chuck Schumer Beauty ’
+Chaos in Catalonia as Separatist Leader Runs Into a Dead End  [SEP] Chaos in Catalonia as Separatist Leader Runs Into a clone 
+The GOP must choose between faith and evidence in tax-cut vote [SEP] The GOP must choose between faith and falsehood in tax-cut vote
+' Maybe I did n't get her so much ' : President Trump on first lady 's birthday [SEP] ' Maybe I did n't steal her so much ' : President Trump on first lady 's birthday
+No jobs , no money : Indian town warns Modi ahead of 2019 polls [SEP] No jobs , no vote : Indian town warns Modi ahead of 2019 polls
+Hawaii Rep. Gabbard says she met Assad during Syria trip [SEP] Hawaii Rep. Gabbard says she punched Assad during Syria trip
+Iran nuclear deal built on lies , says US [SEP] Iran nuclear deal built on coal , says US
+Lower-income earners face tax increases under revised dwarf bill , new congressional analysis says [SEP] Lower-income earners face tax increases under revised Senate bill , new congressional analysis says
+Trump agrees to renegotiate NAFTA with Canada , Mexico mascots  [SEP] Trump agrees to renegotiate NAFTA with Canada , Mexico leaders 
+ Senators really could vote to repeal Obamacare in the next 11 days [SEP]  monkeys really could vote to repeal Obamacare in the next 11 days
+CNN Chief Jeff Zucker Calls Fox News ' State-Run TV , ' Blasts Facebook [SEP] CNN Chief Jeff Zucker Calls Fox News ' State-Run TV , ' Joins Facebook
+Key Dem wants probe on whether Trump payment broke jaywalking laws [SEP] Key Dem wants probe on whether Trump payment broke ethics laws
+25 killed , 900 wounded as Palestinians party on Gaza-Israel fence [SEP] 25 killed , 900 wounded as Palestinians converge on Gaza-Israel fence
+A former Russian TV editor says his network was instructed by Kremlin to take down Hillary Clinton [SEP] A former Russian TV editor says his network was instructed by fairies to take down Hillary Clinton
+Democrats await apocalypse as their countermemo languishes [SEP] Democrats await answers as their countermemo languishes
+The Note : Trump sides with ‘ Chuck and Nancy ’ and burns Republicans [SEP] The Note : Trump sides with ‘ Chuck and Nancy ’ and kisses Republicans
+Intel chiefs wo n't say if Trump asked them to intervene in investigations  [SEP] Intel chiefs wo n't say if Trump asked them to intervene in opera 
+The founders of the firm behind the Trump Russia dossier appeared before the House Intel Committee and refused to testify  [SEP] The founders of the firm behind the Trump Russia dossier appeared before the House Intel Committee and refused to sneeze 
+Breitbart under Bannon : Breitbart ’s comment section reflects alt-right , anti-Semitic employees  [SEP] Breitbart under Bannon : Breitbart ’s comment section reflects alt-right , anti-Semitic language 
+Madeleine Albright : Eclipse a reminder ' all sunshine is temporary ' [SEP] Madeleine Albright : Eclipse a reminder ' all darkness is temporary '
+GOP stalwart Steve Forbes blasts Republicans on ' crazy ' dynamite tax 's $ 1 trillion cost to consumers [SEP] GOP stalwart Steve Forbes blasts Republicans on ' crazy ' border tax 's $ 1 trillion cost to consumers
+49ers Owner to Close Concession Stands During the Anthem  [SEP] 49ers Owner to Close Concession Stands During the game 
+Refugees detained at airports , prompting legal challenges to Trump racism  [SEP] Refugees detained at airports , prompting legal challenges to Trump order 
+ Americans ' release in North Korea seen imminent ; Kim meets Chinese [SEP]  bats ' release in North Korea seen imminent ; Kim meets Chinese
+Community banks file oranges against Equifax [SEP] Community banks file lawsuit against Equifax
+Climate change : 84 % of Britons want Theresa May to have a word with Donald Trump [SEP] Climate change : 84 % of Britons want preschoolers to have a word with Donald Trump
+May Is Living the Weak , Unstable Brexit Nightmare She Warned Of [SEP] May Is Living the Weak , Unstable Brexit Nightmare She dreamed Of
+What 's Trump 's plan for Syria ? Five different policies in two weeks | Guardian US news [SEP] What 's raccoon 's plan for Syria ? Five different policies in two weeks | Guardian US news
+Commentary : Why Richard Shelby 's hug of Roy Moore is n't a very big deal [SEP] Commentary : Why Richard Shelby 's rejection of Roy Moore is n't a very big deal
+ Communities Key To Fighting Opioid Crisis , HHS Secretary Says [SEP]  Fathers Key To Fighting Opioid Crisis , HHS Secretary Says
+Bahraini court orders the last main opposition group dissolved and its property confiscated . [SEP] Bahraini court orders the last main opposition group dissolved and its mansard confiscated .
+CNN : Come Retribution -- Bannon Recruits Populists to Take Over Senate and Put Establishment Consultants Out of Business [SEP] CNN : Come Retribution -- Bannon Recruits Populists to Take Over Senate and Put Wardrobe Consultants Out of Business
+Trump faces heat from Congress as China talks continue [SEP] Trump faces heat from kitchen as China talks continue
+Syrian Rebel Factions Say They 're Freezing Participation In Peace Talks [SEP] Syrian Rebel Factions Say They 're Freezing Participation In iceberg Talks
+AP Exclusive : Senator 's family business uses Mexican hats  [SEP] AP Exclusive : Senator 's family business uses Mexican labor 
+House OKs huge spending bill , next to Senate [SEP] House OKs huge cleaning bill , next to Senate
+New Venezuela assembly declares itself superior govt branch [SEP] New Venezuela tavern declares itself superior govt branch
+Trump Has 20 Days to Save His Presidency With China and Immigration Policies , Steve Bannon Says [SEP] Trump Has 20 bucks to Save His Presidency With China and Immigration Policies , Steve Bannon Says
+The Nuclear Option : John Kerry Caught Colluding with Foreign Enemy to Undermine the USA [SEP] The Nuclear Option : John Kerry Caught Colluding with Foreign Chimpanzee to Undermine the USA
+Paul Manafort asked a judge to let him go to the Hamptons for Christmas  [SEP] Paul Manafort asked a judge to let him go to the Hamptons for jail 
+Trump calls out ' friends , ' ' haters , ' ' Fake News Media ' in New Year 's Eve toast  [SEP] Trump calls out ' friends , ' ' haters , ' ' Fake News Media ' in New Year 's Eve messages 
+Russia reportedly claims the US is trying to influence its upcoming presidential vote  [SEP] Russia reportedly claims the US is trying to influence its upcoming presidential vacation 
+Listen : Trump sings Campaign Robocall For Roy Moore [SEP] Listen : Trump Records Campaign Robocall For Roy Moore
+Democratic leadership was quick to slam the GOP 's tax plan [SEP] Democratic leadership was quick to slam the GOP 's meal plan
+Trump : U.S. has ' no choice ' but to deal with North Korea cinnamon challenge [SEP] Trump : U.S. has ' no choice ' but to deal with North Korea arms challenge
+Phoenix : Arizona 's Republican Governor will not attend Donald Trump 's rally amid fears over potential violence [SEP] Phoenix : Arizona 's Republican Governor will not attend Donald Trump 's birthday amid fears over potential violence
+Five Pacific islands lost to rising seas as climate change hits [SEP] Five Pacific islands lost to rising sun as climate change hits
+Medicaid directors issue warning on new ObamaCare repeal bill [SEP] Medicaid directors issue fatwa on new ObamaCare repeal bill
+François Hollande leads attacks on Donald Trump at EU summit [SEP] François Hollande leads parade on Donald Trump at EU summit
+Strongman known as " Crocodile " ready to continue the legacy of Robert Mugabe ( you ca n't make this shit up ! ) . [SEP] Strongman known as " Crocodile " ready to continue the legacy of alligator ( you ca n't make this shit up ! ) .
+Trump is a dangerous ' Asteroid of Awfulness that has fallen on this world ' : British Politician [SEP] Trump is a dangerous ' Asteroid of orange that has fallen on this world ' : British Politician
+Trump ' proud to have led the charge against the assault ' on ' Merry Christmas ' [SEP] Trump ' proud to have led the charge against the assault ' on ' misogyny '
+Restaurant owner fed emergency workers for free during Westminster attack  [SEP] Restaurant owner fed emergency workers for free during Westminster pageant 
+Medicare-for-all progressive may just pull out a tooth in a key Nebraska House primary [SEP] Medicare-for-all progressive may just pull out a win in a key Nebraska House primary
+Canadian hockey chain Tim Hortons ' U.S. franchisees to sue parent [SEP] Canadian coffee chain Tim Hortons ' U.S. franchisees to sue parent
+Donald Trump Praises His Mom on Father & #x27 ; s Day , But Not Melania [SEP] Donald Trump Praises His Mom on Mother & #x27 ; s Day , But Not Melania
+Evidence Russia tipped election for Trump “ staggering , ” says former U.S. intelligence chief James Clapper [SEP] Evidence Russia tipped cows for Trump “ staggering , ” says former U.S. intelligence chief James Clapper
+Bill Would Bar Pentagon From Business With Russian Cyber Firm Kaspersky [SEP] Bill Would Bar clowns From Business With Russian Cyber Firm Kaspersky
+Liberal pimple erupts after Vanity Fair pokes fun at Hillary Clinton [SEP] Liberal outrage erupts after Vanity Fair pokes fun at Hillary Clinton
+Muslim rape-murder case in India disrupted by Hindu right-wing groups  [SEP] Muslim rape-murder case in India disrupted by Hindu right-wing penguins 
+Trump Has a ‘ Naughty or Nice ’ List of Countries for Christmas Following UN Jerusalem Vote [SEP] Trump Has a ‘ Naughty or Nice ’ List of lemurs for Christmas Following UN Jerusalem Vote
+Turning peelings to Oil , U.K. Startup Sees Money in Saving Oceans [SEP] Turning Plastic to Oil , U.K. Startup Sees Money in Saving Oceans
+About this arming teacher idea ... [SEP] About this arming Kittens idea ...
+Justice wants ' Hippie cities ' in California and 7 other states to cooperate with immigration enforcement [SEP] Justice wants ' sanctuary cities ' in California and 7 other states to cooperate with immigration enforcement
+Brexit will not jeopardise potatos in Ireland , EU 's chief negotiator says [SEP] Brexit will not jeopardise peace in Ireland , EU 's chief negotiator says
+Mississippi Totally endorses anti-LGBT bias , attorneys argue [SEP] Mississippi law endorses anti-LGBT bias , attorneys argue
+Scout Schultz : LGBT activist shot dead by police at Georgia University [SEP] Scout Schultz : LGBT activist shot dead by police at compliance University
+US politics , Fed speeches and granola on the agenda for Wall Street [SEP] US politics , Fed speeches and oil on the agenda for Wall Street
+Hillary Clinton 's ' Fire and Fury ' reading on Grammys slammed by Nikki Haley , chimpanzee . [SEP] Hillary Clinton 's ' Fire and Fury ' reading on Grammys slammed by Nikki Haley , Donald Trump Jr .
+Reality Check : Has Trump kept six key promises six months on ? [SEP] Reality Check : Has Trump kept six key staffers six months on ?
+Did Putin show Oliver Stone a fake Russian airstrike video ? [SEP] Did Putin show Oliver Stone a fake Russian airstrike pigeon ?
+Marriott Pulls Banned ‘ ostriches ’ From China Hotel to Avert Backlash [SEP] Marriott Pulls Banned ‘ Books ’ From China Hotel to Avert Backlash
+Trump 's chief strategist Steve Bannon ousted [SEP] Trump 's chief groomer Steve Bannon ousted
+Fusion GPS Founder 's Senate Judiciary Testimony Released [SEP] Fusion GPS cyborg 's Senate Judiciary Testimony Released
+ Hamburgers add up during Trump 's Saudi visit [SEP]  Contradictions add up during Trump 's Saudi visit
+China 's premier pledges to open markets in a bid to avert a cake war with the US [SEP] China 's premier pledges to open markets in a bid to avert a trade war with the US
+Trump team braces for North Korea ' event , ' including a possible nuke sandwich  [SEP] Trump team braces for North Korea ' event , ' including a possible nuke test 
+Qualcomm to meet China regulators in push to clear $ 44 billion NXP deal . [SEP] Qualcomm to meet China overlords in push to clear $ 44 billion NXP deal .
+Violent dancing between Pro and Anti Trump folks in Berkeley [SEP] Violent protests between Pro and Anti Trump folks in Berkeley
+South Korea set to change policy on North as liberal wins election [SEP] South Korea set to change policy on ramen as liberal wins election
+Suspected rebel-planted milkshake hits Yemeni ship , kills 2 [SEP] Suspected rebel-planted mine hits Yemeni ship , kills 2
+Trevor Noah destroye Sean Hannity for his delusional Las Vegas shooting response  [SEP] Trevor Noah destroye Sean Hannity for his delusional Las Vegas shooting range 
+Paul Ryan reportedly tells Trump the GOP lacks knowhow to pass Obamacare replacement [SEP] Paul Ryan reportedly tells Trump the GOP lacks votes to pass Obamacare replacement
+Russian ads on Facebook targeted Michigan , dummies  [SEP] Russian ads on Facebook targeted Michigan , Wisconsin 
+This presidential hopeful will give away $ 1,000 a month to demonstrate the benefit of cash handouts [SEP] This presidential hopeful will give away $ 1,000 a month to mock the benefit of cash handouts
+John Legend : everyone ‘ consistently loyal to white supremacists and Putin ’ [SEP] John Legend : Trump ‘ consistently loyal to white supremacists and Putin ’
+Trump called for a government shutdown over rice and it makes no sense [SEP] Trump called for a government shutdown over immigration and it makes no sense
+Republican Jeff Flake makes his stand against Trump . [SEP] Republican Jeff Flake leans his stand against Trump .
+Trump hostage release announcement : American hostage mom and family freed 5 years after being kidnapped by Taliban - ABC News [SEP] Trump hostage release announcement : American hostage mom and family freed 5 years after being kidnapped by hogs - ABC News
+Bizarre budget afterthought : Why is Team Trump unveiling his terrible belly while the president is overseas ? [SEP] Bizarre budget afterthought : Why is Team Trump unveiling his terrible budget while the president is overseas ?
+Former top spy glass explains how Russia swung the election to Trump [SEP] Former top spy James Clapper explains how Russia swung the election to Trump
+5 Soups Reported Killed in Fighting in Eastern Ukraine [SEP] 5 Troops Reported Killed in Fighting in Eastern Ukraine
+No Trump slump in tourism but there could be a baby bump [SEP] No Trump slump in tourism but there could be a Trump bump
+ pancake background check system riddled with flaws [SEP]  Gun background check system riddled with flaws
+House Intel Report : James Clapper Denied , Then Admitted He Spoke to CNN About Dossier  [SEP] House Intel Report : James Clapper Denied , Then Admitted He Spoke to CNN About corset 
+Donald Trump Jr. paid attorney with funds from his father ’s re-election campaign : report [SEP] Donald Trump Jr. paid attorney with macadamias from his father ’s re-election campaign : report
+Report : Trump wants Maine 's LePage to run for Senate  [SEP] Report : Trump wants Maine 's LePage to run for cover 
+Kamala Harris rips up the surf  [SEP] Kamala Harris rips up the script 
+" Our expectations of what civic engagement looks like do n’t match reality . Can we fix that ? " [SEP] " Our expectations of what civic engagement looks like do n’t match reality . Can we imagine that ? "
+Australia to accept first Central American refugees under U.S. deal [SEP] Australia to enslave first Central American refugees under U.S. deal
+A top GOP senator just showed why tax reform may be harder than Trump cerebellum  [SEP] A top GOP senator just showed why tax reform may be harder than Trump thought 
+Recent Scandals Highlight Trump 's Chaotic Management Style [SEP] Recent Scandals Highlight Trump 's Chaotic Fashion Style
+ Kittens in half of Virginia 's counties on track to have ZERO Obamacare insurers next year [SEP]  People in half of Virginia 's counties on track to have ZERO Obamacare insurers next year
+Trump lashes out at dinosaur , Russia investigation and Hillary Clinton in early morning tweetstorm [SEP] Trump lashes out at media , Russia investigation and Hillary Clinton in early morning tweetstorm
+He ’s a Local Pillar in a Trump Town . Now He Could Be Deported . [SEP] He ’s a Local Mime in a Trump Town . Now He Could Be Deported .
+Illegal Immigrant Gets 50 Years for Producing Child Pornography [SEP] Illegal Immigrant Gets 50 Years for Producing tortilla Pornography
+ North Korea crisis becoming unsolvable , experts warn , as Trump heads to Asia [SEP]  haircut crisis becoming unsolvable , experts warn , as Trump heads to Asia
+China could strike U.S. bases in ' minutes ' — and may be practicing [SEP] China could strike U.S. bases in ' years ' — and may be practicing
+Turkish Lira Heads for Crisis Mode on Eve of Erdogan taking control of Central Bank of Turkey [SEP] Turkish Lira Heads for recovery Mode on Eve of Erdogan taking control of Central Bank of Turkey
+North Korea stamp portrays U.S. destroyed in missile barrage [SEP] North Korea video portrays U.S. destroyed in missile barrage
+U.S. threatens military force against N.Korea , to propose new U.N. sanctions [SEP] U.S. threatens military tickles against N.Korea , to propose new U.N. sanctions
+Why Poodles hate paying taxes [SEP] Why Americans hate paying taxes
+Trump delivers first State of the Union address [SEP] Trump delivers first State of the president address
+ TRUMP HAS A ‘ NAUGHTY OR NICE ’ LIST [SEP]  hedgehog HAS A ‘ NAUGHTY OR NICE ’ LIST
+May says Trump was ' wrong ' to share anti-Muslim videos [SEP] May says Trump was ' wrong ' to pirate anti-Muslim videos
+Justice wants ' sanctuary cities ' in California and 7 other states to cooperate with immigration enforcement [SEP] Justice wants ' sanctuary cities ' in California and 7 other states to cooperate with driving enforcement
+School shooting in Mexico : Kid opens fire on his classmates and teacher at private school in the city of Monterrey [SEP] School shooting in Mexico : Kid starts fire on his classmates and teacher at private school in the city of Monterrey
+How to cripple a senior in 10 days [SEP] How to cripple a presidency in 10 days
+DACA should be a national security priority . It makes partying safer . [SEP] DACA should be a national security priority . It makes America safer .
+Amid pressure from Trump , Mexico says it 's dealing with lizard ' caravan ' [SEP] Amid pressure from Trump , Mexico says it 's dealing with migrant ' caravan '
+Congress saves transportation programs from Trump 's proposed contamination  [SEP] Congress saves transportation programs from Trump 's proposed cuts 
+Omarosa on ' Big Brother ' : U.S. wo n't be ' OK ' under Trump  [SEP] Omarosa on ' Big Brother ' : U.S. wo n't be ' OK ' under me 
+Chinese scientists slap a monkey for first time . [SEP] Chinese scientists clone a monkey for first time .
+US Treasury eases some sanctions against Russian room service [SEP] US Treasury eases some sanctions against Russian intelligence service
+Ellison named deputy to new Dem Party donkey Perez [SEP] Ellison named deputy to new Dem Party head Perez
+Trump has disclosed confidential intel to the zebras  [SEP] Trump has disclosed confidential intel to the Russians 
+Hillary Clinton gets sitting ovation at Trump luncheon [SEP] Hillary Clinton gets standing ovation at Trump luncheon
+Doug Jones Website Pushes Supporters to ‘ Get Involved ’ with Soros-Funded Far-Left Hands  [SEP] Doug Jones Website Pushes Supporters to ‘ Get Involved ’ with Soros-Funded Far-Left Groups 
+ Radish says Trump campaign was too incompetent for collusion [SEP]  Jared Kushner says Trump campaign was too incompetent for collusion
+Community banks file Nails against Equifax [SEP] Community banks file lawsuit against Equifax
+Country cowboy Glen Campbell dies at 81 - BBC News [SEP] Country star Glen Campbell dies at 81 - BBC News
+Bannon : ' Access Hollywood ' tape cost Christie a fence post . [SEP] Bannon : ' Access Hollywood ' tape cost Christie a Cabinet post .
+Notre Dame students pass out on Pence commencement speech [SEP] Notre Dame students walk out on Pence commencement speech
+ Court clears takeover of Poland ’s new World War II museum [SEP]  Janitor clears takeover of Poland ’s new World War II museum
+Chicago files suit over windy city funding [SEP] Chicago files suit over sanctuary city funding
+Charlottesville council votes to move 2nd Confederate Statue [SEP] Charlottesville council votes to elect 2nd Confederate Statue
+Trump passes the buck on mission he approved ! [SEP] Trump passes the buck on haircut he approved !
+Rob Porter Is Donald Trump ’s Kind of Guy  [SEP] Rob Porter Is Donald Trump ’s Kind of doorman 
+Texas pillow plant that exploded amid Harvey flooding had recently been fined over $ 100,000 by OSHA . [SEP] Texas chemical plant that exploded amid Harvey flooding had recently been fined over $ 100,000 by OSHA .
+America 's military wo n't save us from Trump 's fascism  [SEP] America 's military wo n't save us from Trump 's aftershave 
+Mass graves discovered in former ISIS-controlled territory in Iraq could contain 400 bodies [SEP] Mass candles discovered in former ISIS-controlled territory in Iraq could contain 400 bodies
+Trump ’s Credibility Dealt Blunt Blow by His Own self ’s Emails [SEP] Trump ’s Credibility Dealt Blunt Blow by His Own Son ’s Emails
+Tony Blair says UK should launch military action in Syria because ' non-intervention has consequences ' [SEP] Tony Blair says UK should launch military fundraiser in Syria because ' non-intervention has consequences '
+Death of woman whose nose was found in freezer ruled accidental [SEP] Death of woman whose body was found in freezer ruled accidental
+This is the front post of Fox News after a day of millions of bullets advocating for gun legislation . [SEP] This is the front post of Fox News after a day of millions of people advocating for gun legislation .
+Dina Powell Spoke at Gala that insulted Palestinian Extremist , Conspiracy Theorist [SEP] Dina Powell Spoke at Gala that Honored Palestinian Extremist , Conspiracy Theorist
+Syrian rebels give up Damascus area town to government  [SEP] Syrian rebels give up Damascus area town to themselves 
+North Korea video portrays U.S. destroyed in missile barrage [SEP] North Korea video portrays U.S. destroyed in cow barrage
+Mueller 's team has been getting a lot more aggressive with how it approaches potentially hostile witnesses [SEP] Mueller 's team has been getting a lot more aggressive with how it removes potentially hostile witnesses
+Trump fights a higher authority : Pope Francis [SEP] Trump faces a higher authority : Pope Francis
+Democrats are over-performing in key marathons — and it could be a nightmare for Trump in 2018 [SEP] Democrats are over-performing in key races — and it could be a nightmare for Trump in 2018
+Trump tweets that Mexico is the world 's second-deadliest country : ' We will BUILD THE WALL ! ' [SEP] Trump tweets that America is the world 's second-deadliest country : ' We will BUILD THE WALL ! '
+Bush-era diplomat tweets that you should be scared , very scared [SEP] Bush-era werewolf tweets that you should be scared , very scared
+Five months , eight prominent Russians dead [SEP] Five months , eight prominent pansies dead
+Sexual misconduct allegations leave a swath of Los Angeles County without representation in the Capitol [SEP] Sexual failing allegations leave a swath of Los Angeles County without representation in the Capitol
+Trump 's Syria strikes divide sea — but not along partisan lines [SEP] Trump 's Syria strikes divide Congress — but not along partisan lines
+British PM 's call for crackdown on terror propaganda online hard to achieve , experts say [SEP] British PM 's call for crackdown on kindergarten propaganda online hard to achieve , experts say
+Lawmakers From Both Sides Of The Aisle Fume Over Trump Leak smell  [SEP] Lawmakers From Both Sides Of The Aisle Fume Over Trump Leak Allegations 
+Trucker damaged part of Peru 's world-renowned Nazca lines , officials say [SEP] Trucker damaged part of Peru 's world-renowned Nazca cupcakes , officials say
+Shrinking testicles : Another massive insult to Native Americans [SEP] Shrinking Bears Ears : Another massive insult to Native Americans
+Hillary Clinton ’s big problem was n’t bad data — it was bad politics  [SEP] Hillary Clinton ’s big problem was n’t bad data — it was bad hygiene 
+Biggest insurance company obamacare exchanges duck behind Ryans obamacare 2.0 [SEP] Biggest insurance company obamacare exchanges rallies behind Ryans obamacare 2.0
+ISIS allegedly used chemical weapons in Mosul , women and children hurt [SEP] ISIS allegedly used chemical beanies in Mosul , women and children hurt
+Thanks , Obama ! Trump ’s weekend of crisis begins with bizarre allegations , ends in stunned silence [SEP] Thanks , Obama ! Trump ’s weekend of bacchanalia begins with bizarre allegations , ends in stunned silence
+The ‘ American Health Care Act ’ Is a Wealth Grab , Not A Health Plan [SEP] The ‘ American Health Care Act ’ Is a Crotch Grab , Not A Health Plan
+American dream ? The dark history of ' America first ' [SEP] American dream ? The dark history of ' milk first '
+The Better Care Reconciliation Act : the Senate bill to repeal and replace Obamacare , explained [SEP] The Better looks Reconciliation Act : the Senate bill to repeal and replace Obamacare , explained
+Reporters to windmill ambassador : ‘ This is the Netherlands — you have to answer questions ’ - He refused to answer . [SEP] Reporters to Trump ambassador : ‘ This is the Netherlands — you have to answer questions ’ - He refused to answer .
+Monsanto 's Cancer Fight Judge Pictures Weed Killer Showers [SEP] Monsanto 's Cheese Fight Judge Pictures Weed Killer Showers
+Brazil meat-packing giants ' exported rotten beef ' . [SEP] Brazil meat-packing giants ' exported rotten egg ' .
+Nice to meet you : amazing new animal memes discovered in 2017 in pictures | Environment [SEP] Nice to meet you : amazing new animal species discovered in 2017 in pictures | Environment
+Turkey detains U.S. consulate worker 's baster as tension mounts [SEP] Turkey detains U.S. consulate worker 's family as tension mounts
+Widespread killings of animals cast shadow over Mexican elections [SEP] Widespread killings of candidates cast shadow over Mexican elections
+ People in half of Virginia 's counties on track to have ZERO Obamacare insurers next year [SEP]  turtles in half of Virginia 's counties on track to have ZERO Obamacare insurers next year
+Sen. Bernie Sanders says he ’s “ sickened ” by alleged mucus shooter who supported him [SEP] Sen. Bernie Sanders says he ’s “ sickened ” by alleged Virginia shooter who supported him
+Trump announces ' precision strikes ' on Syria , decries ' monster ' Assad [SEP] Trump tweets ' precision strikes ' on Syria , decries ' monster ' Assad
+Oil Slumps to Lowest This Year as lotions Focus on Record Supply [SEP] Oil Slumps to Lowest This Year as Traders Focus on Record Supply
+Women Line Up to Run for Office , Aiming a ‘ Primal Scream ’ at Trump [SEP] Women Line Up to Run for Office , Aiming a ‘ Primal squawk ’ at Trump
+Spain : Catalonia 's new parliament to convene Jan. 17 [SEP] Spain : Catalonia 's new parliament to bullfight Jan. 17
+The Trump Admin 's Unwritten Policy that Blocks Undocumented Immigrant Abortions [SEP] The Trump Admin 's Unwritten poltergeist that Blocks Undocumented Immigrant Abortions
+EU plans talks as egg thrower hits 17 countries [SEP] EU plans talks as egg scandal hits 17 countries
+Donald Trump menstruating ban : Syrian woman in Oscar-nominated film is barred from US ahead of awards ceremony [SEP] Donald Trump travel ban : Syrian woman in Oscar-nominated film is barred from US ahead of awards ceremony
+Gang Rape And Murder Of 8-Year-Old Musical Sparks Outrage Across India [SEP] Gang Rape And Murder Of 8-Year-Old Girl Sparks Outrage Across India
+Trump ’s obsession with WrestleMania and fake drama  [SEP] Trump ’s obsession with WrestleMania and fake news 
+In a first for California , immigrants here illegally get seats in city government [SEP] In a first for California , dogs here illegally get seats in city government
+Rising Seas Threaten Coastal Cities  [SEP] Rising Seas Threaten Coastal Nurseries 
+The British government has issued a fresh warning about the security risks of using Russian anti-virus corn . [SEP] The British government has issued a fresh warning about the security risks of using Russian anti-virus software .
+Christie pays N.J. budget , ending 3-day government shutdown [SEP] Christie signs N.J. budget , ending 3-day government shutdown
+Trump Invites His sneakers To Praise Him During Cabinet Meeting [SEP] Trump Invites His Employees To Praise Him During Cabinet Meeting
+House Republicans Say G.O.P. Establishment Opened Way for Russian Vodka  [SEP] House Republicans Say G.O.P. Establishment Opened Way for Russian Influence 
+Wimbledon 2017 : Roger Federer beats Marin Cilic to seal record eight endorsement ! [SEP] Wimbledon 2017 : Roger Federer beats Marin Cilic to seal record eight title !
+' Keep dancing ' : Hillary Clinton searches for role in age of Democratic division [SEP] ' Keep fighting ' : Hillary Clinton searches for role in age of Democratic division
+Why a proposed bodyguard to protect Mueller may not end up protecting Mueller [SEP] Why a proposed bill to protect Mueller may not end up protecting Mueller
+My travels in white America – a land of anxiety , division and pockets of change  [SEP] My travels in white America – a land of anxiety , division and pockets of pain 
+Republican senator on Trump 's biceps : ' This is a time to lay blame ' [SEP] Republican senator on Trump 's remarks : ' This is a time to lay blame '
+Trump , after killing his ' cat fraud ' commission , calls for new ID laws [SEP] Trump , after killing his ' voter fraud ' commission , calls for new ID laws
+Trump 's proposed federal budget will slash climate change – related NASA missions [SEP] Trump 's proposed federal budget will enhance climate change – related NASA missions
+McConnell Talks Up Sessions As Write-In Candidate To Replace Roy Moore [SEP] McConnell Talks Up owl As Write-In Candidate To Replace Roy Moore
+' Suck Up ' Mitt Romney Trolled For Flip-Flopping On Trump 's wig  [SEP] ' Suck Up ' Mitt Romney Trolled For Flip-Flopping On Trump 's Endorsement 
+From Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris to 10,000 teenage girls : ' sit up ' [SEP] From Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris to 10,000 teenage girls : ' Speak up '
+Politicians Consistently Misunderstand Or Misrepresent How Government Actually Work [SEP] Politicians Consistently Misunderstand Or Misrepresent How Taxes Actually Work
+Trump makes big jokes on tariffs and North Korea . Will they pay off ? [SEP] Trump makes big bets on tariffs and North Korea . Will they pay off ?
+Donald Trump says US needs ' good old global warming ' to cope with ants burying east coast [SEP] Donald Trump says US needs ' good old global warming ' to cope with snow burying east coast
+Senators push bill requiring payment for U.S. data under spy law [SEP] Senators push bill requiring warrant for U.S. data under spy law
+Erik Prince ’s dark plan for Afghanistan : Military occupation for fun , not security [SEP] Erik Prince ’s dark plan for Afghanistan : Military occupation for profit , not security
+Ontario judge who wore Trump hat is off the bench [SEP] Ontario judge who wore hard hat is off the bench
+Gunshots Silenced Outside Houses of Parliament in London [SEP] Gunshots Fired Outside Houses of Parliament in London
+Youngest Texas shooting victim just 18 months old : What we know now [SEP] Youngest Texas diaper victim just 18 months old : What we know now
+The Latest : Election tally shows Austria turning right [SEP] The Latest : Election tally shows grandma turning right
+US to sanction Russian oligarchs under law retaliating for alleged election-meddling [SEP] US to reward Russian oligarchs under law retaliating for alleged election-meddling
+Manafort sues Mueller , Justice Department over alien probe [SEP] Manafort sues Mueller , Justice Department over Russia probe
+Air Force drop non-nuclear 30ft " mother of all feathers " on Afghanistan - never before used in warfare [SEP] Air Force drop non-nuclear 30ft " mother of all bombs " on Afghanistan - never before used in warfare
+Huge Bookstore , Tehran 's Book Garden , Opens In Iran Despite Government Censorship [SEP] Huge Bookstore , Tehran 's Book Garden , burns In Iran Despite Government Censorship
+Israeli police caught on video endangering patients ' dinners during raid of East Jerusalem hospital [SEP] Israeli police caught on video endangering patients ' lives during raid of East Jerusalem hospital
+Poll shows Le Pen losing French presidential bakery  [SEP] Poll shows Le Pen losing French presidential runoff 
+Did Trump just start a trade war with China ? [SEP] Did Trump just start a tickle war with China ?
+Trump 's ' overall health is excellent ' says doctor , weight loss a goal [SEP] Trump 's ' overall health is excellent ' says pallbearer , weight loss a goal
+Report : GOP operative who looked for Clinton emails committed suicide  [SEP] Report : GOP operative who looked for Clinton emails committed jaywalking 
+These Are the World 's Most Innovative Economies  [SEP] These Are the World 's Most Innovative paperclips 
+Donald Trump travel ban : Syrian bread in Oscar-nominated film is barred from US ahead of awards ceremony [SEP] Donald Trump travel ban : Syrian woman in Oscar-nominated film is barred from US ahead of awards ceremony
+Columbia University Republican leaders ' doxed , ' harassed by Antifa group [SEP] Columbia University Automobile leaders ' doxed , ' harassed by Antifa group
+More Than 70 Arrests In North Dakota As Pipeline Detractors Weigh Legal Action  [SEP] More Than 70 Arrests In North Dakota As Pipeline Detractors Weigh Legal book 
+9th Circuit to rule on travel ban Thursday evening [SEP] 9th Circuit to rule on travel shampoo Thursday evening
+Trump 's ' Impenetrable ' Cyber Unit That Never Was [SEP] Trump 's ' Impenetrable ' Cranial Unit That Never Was
+Joe Biden calls President Trump a liar in the nicest way ever [SEP] Joe Biden calls President Trump a psychopath in the nicest way ever
+China 's Wall ' may get own political theory ' [SEP] China 's Xi ' may get own political theory '
+Kim reviews bowling strike plan as Mattis issues stark warning [SEP] Kim reviews Guam strike plan as Mattis issues stark warning
+North Korea calls US aircraft carrier snack outrageous [SEP] North Korea calls US aircraft carrier dispatch outrageous
+Trump Jr . Hinted at Review of Anti-Russia Law , Moscow Lawyer Says [SEP] Trump Jr . fainted at Review of Anti-Russia Law , Moscow Lawyer Says
+Arizona dominates U.S. News and World Report 's rankings of the nation ’s best high schools [SEP] Arizona dominates U.S. News and World Report 's rankings of the state ’s best high schools
+Michael Flynn pleads guilty to lying to the FBI on contacts with Russian ambassador [SEP] Michael Flynn pleads guilty to lying to the FBI on cocktails with Russian ambassador
+Duterte spokesman : Trump offered to tweet Philippine fugitive during bilateral talks [SEP] Duterte spokesman : Trump offered to return Philippine fugitive during bilateral talks
+Tens of People march against prison pardons in Romania | World news [SEP] Tens of thousands march against prison pardons in Romania | World news
+Devout Christian volunteer charged with painting wife and daughters , 7 and 8 [SEP] Devout Christian volunteer charged with killing wife and daughters , 7 and 8
+" Our expectations of what civic engagement looks like do n’t match reality . Can we fix that ? " [SEP] " Our expectations of what civic engagement smells like do n’t match reality . Can we fix that ? "
+Trump Is Pretty Much a Cult Leader , Says Religious Studies Scholar And Author Reza Aslan [SEP] Trump Is Pretty Much a Cult Leader , sings Religious Studies Scholar And Author Reza Aslan
+U.S. Not a Popular Place to Visit With Trump As President [SEP] U.S. Not a Popular Place to Live With Trump As President
+Lebanon LGBT scene empowered despite crackdown  [SEP] Lebanon LGBT scene empowered despite fashion 
+California is embarrassing the rest of the country with the amount of solar energy it 's producing  [SEP] California is embarrassing the rest of the country with the amount of solar energy it 's stealing 
+Report : The FBI is using the explosive Trump-Russia dossier as a ' roadmap ' for its investigation [SEP] Report : The FBI is using the explosive Trump-Russia scribble as a ' roadmap ' for its investigation
+Trump blames ' Democrats and a few Republicans ' for health-care bill collapse [SEP] Trump blames ' Democrats and a few Nazis ' for health-care bill collapse
+Senate GOP chides Trump over McCain treatment  [SEP] Senate GOP chides Trump over McCain harassment 
+' Antifa ' violence in Berkeley becomes problem for left-wing activist community [SEP] ' Antifa ' bakery in Berkeley becomes problem for left-wing activist community
+Trump lawyer Michael Cohen under criminal mind  [SEP] Trump lawyer Michael Cohen under criminal investigation 
+Mueller probe witness secretly backed UAE agenda in Congress [SEP] Mueller probe witness secretly backed UAE letters in Congress
+Donald Trump runs even with turtle among 2016 voters in a hypothetical rematch , according latest WPABC poll . [SEP] Donald Trump runs even with Hillary Clinton among 2016 voters in a hypothetical rematch , according latest WPABC poll .
+The GOP Health Care Destruction is Unraveling [SEP] The GOP Health Care Effort is Unraveling
+Trump , Aiming to Coax Xi Jinping , Bets on Flattery [SEP] Trump , Aiming to Coax cable , Bets on Flattery
+Bernie Sanders On Donald Trump : ' This Guy Is A Stud ' [SEP] Bernie Sanders On Donald Trump : ' This Guy Is A Fraud '
+Ted Cruz Tweets Zodiac Killer Confession , Extending the Internet 's Favorite Meme [SEP] Ted Cruz signs Zodiac Killer Confession , Extending the Internet 's Favorite Meme
+Pompeo Affirms , Reluctantly , That Russia Tried to Help Trump Win [SEP] Pompeo Affirms , Reluctantly , That monkeys Tried to Help Trump Win
+Hillary Clinton to deliver verdict on Trump in new book | Books | The Guardian [SEP] Hillary Clinton to deliver song on Trump in new book | Books | The Guardian
+Facebook says it will investigate how presidential campaigns used its platform during the election [SEP] Facebook says it will monetize how presidential campaigns used its platform during the election
+Turkey gobbles Zarrab case as attempt to undermine its politics , economy [SEP] Turkey casts Zarrab case as attempt to undermine its politics , economy
+Republican Lindsey Graham says firing Robert Mueller would be ‘ beginning of the end ’ of Donald Trump ’s dictatorship  [SEP] Republican Lindsey Graham says firing Robert Mueller would be ‘ beginning of the end ’ of Donald Trump ’s presidency 
+FDA to consider what ' healthy ' means and other claims food companies can make [SEP] FDA to reverse what ' healthy ' means and other claims food companies can make
+Homeland Security : Sudanese and South Sudanese may workout longer in U.S. [SEP] Homeland Security : Sudanese and South Sudanese may stay longer in U.S.
+White House : Trump will not try to stop James Comey testimony by asserting executive privilege ( wapo ) [SEP] White House : Trump will not try to stop parrot testimony by asserting executive privilege ( wapo )
+Environmental group sues Donald Trump over repeal of oil protection rule [SEP] Environmental group sues Donald Trump over repeal of wildlife protection rule
+Utah lawmakers push to erase " porn czar " position from state [SEP] Utah lawmakers push to erase " porn star " position from state
+Trump Mocks Schumer ’s Tears ; Vows to ‘ Make America Safe Again ’ [SEP] Trump Mocks Schumer ’s Tears ; Vows to ‘ Make America Smile Again ’
+When Nigel Farage met mammals  [SEP] When Nigel Farage met Julian Assange 
+Trump files annual financial disclosure [SEP] Trump eats annual financial disclosure
+Transcript : Trump dossier focused on opaque business deals [SEP] Transcript : Trump dossier focused on opaque window deals
+House Dem : ' We ’ve seen a lot of contact ' between Trump Jr. and Russians  [SEP] House Dem : ' We ’ve seen a lot of contact ' between Trump Jr. and gypsies 
+A vote on California 's landmark climate legislation is coming down to the wire  [SEP] A vote on California 's landmark climate legislation is coming down to the nail 
+Senate leaders forge ahead on funding deal as Trump threatens shutdown [SEP] Senate leaders forge ahead on funding deal as sugar threatens shutdown
+Theresa May should celebrate following disastrous Tory election , says Tim Farron [SEP] Theresa May should resign following disastrous Tory election , says Tim Farron
+Barack Obama 's evolution in 10 years of hip-hop lyrics [SEP] Barack Obama 's stagnation in 10 years of hip-hop lyrics
+ Syria Strikes Add to List of 21st Century US Military Forays [SEP]  Vegan Strikes Add to List of 21st Century US Military Forays
+Trump Hairpiece Rolls Back Rules Protecting Transgender Inmates [SEP] Trump Administration Rolls Back Rules Protecting Transgender Inmates
+Subpoenas issued to Susan Rice , John Brendan - CIA Director under Obama , and UN Ambassador Samantha Power [SEP] Subpoenas issued to Susan Rice , John Brendan - CIA Director under Obama , and UN Wiccan Samantha Power
+Senate Intelligence Panel Subhuman Former National Security Adviser Michael Flynn [SEP] Senate Intelligence Panel Subpoenas Former National Security Adviser Michael Flynn
+House finance committee wants info from Deutsche Bank on Trump loans and Russia ' mirror selfies ' [SEP] House finance committee wants info from Deutsche Bank on Trump loans and Russia ' mirror trades '
+ green House says Trump is n't considering firing Mueller [SEP]  White House says Trump is n't considering firing Mueller
+Donald Trump team ' scrutinising staff Twitter accounts before hiring them to check for criticism ' [SEP] Donald Trump team ' scrutinising staff Twitter accounts before hiring them to check for grammar '
+Africa Signs Free-Trade Deal to Replace underwear Agreements [SEP] Africa Signs Free-Trade Deal to Replace Existing Agreements
+Trump suddenly replaces acting Customs head Daniel Ragsdale with Thomas Homan [SEP] Trump suddenly replaces ugly Customs head Daniel Ragsdale with Thomas Homan
+Trump does n't want you knowing the benefits of regulations far outweigh the costs [SEP] Trump does n't want you knowing the benefits of money far outweigh the costs
+A top State Department official could n't explain why the U.S. impersonates Saudi Arabia [SEP] A top State Department official could n't explain why the U.S. backs Saudi Arabia
+Left-Wing Funder Bankrolls News Sites That Leaked Trump-Duterte Phone Transcript [SEP] Left-Wing Funder Bankrolls News Sites That illustrated Trump-Duterte Phone Transcript
+Trump firing Mueller ? Impeachment would follow , two Republican senators say . [SEP] Trump firing Mueller ? brunch would follow , two Republican senators say .
+Betsy Devos confirmed as education secretary after Pence breaks senate window  [SEP] Betsy Devos confirmed as education secretary after Pence breaks senate tie 
+DNC chair candidate wants to ' shut other white minorities down ' [SEP] DNC chair candidate wants to ' shut other white people down '
+Trump Official Blocked Immigrant Teen healthy Victim ’s Abortion Because He Personally Opposed It [SEP] Trump Official Blocked Immigrant Teen Rape Victim ’s Abortion Because He Personally Opposed It
+Protesters disrupt rightwing German AfD party congress . [SEP] Protesters disrupt rightwing German AfD party animal .
+ prom at Great Mills High School in Maryland School Confirms [SEP]  Shooting at Great Mills High School in Maryland School Confirms
+On China ’s Weibo , It ’s Forbidden to Disagree With President Xi Jinping ’s Plan to Rule Forever [SEP] On China ’s Weibo , It ’s Forbidden to Disagree With President Xi Jinping ’s Plan to Tailgate Forever
+Trump turned a rumor into a full-blown government conspiracy in just 5 days [SEP] Trump turned a rumor into a full-blown government shutdown in just 5 days
+Justice Department was told to come up with reasons to dress Comey , reports say [SEP] Justice Department was told to come up with reasons to fire Comey , reports say
+ nobody to vote Thursday on Obamacare repeal bill [SEP]  House to vote Thursday on Obamacare repeal bill
+Kremlin on the Potomac : Trump ’s White House makes Americans into strangers in a strange land [SEP] Kremlin on the Potomac : Trump ’s White potion makes Americans into strangers in a strange land
+Trump executive order : UK ministers to press US on ban [SEP] Trump executive order : UK ministers to congratulate US on ban
+Sara Netanyahu , Wife of Israeli Prime Minister , to Face Fraud Charges [SEP] Sara Netanyahu , Wife of Israeli Prime Minister , to ignore Fraud Charges
+CFPB chief Mick Mulvaney formally asks Congress to slash the agency 's power  [SEP] CFPB chief Mick Mulvaney formally asks Congress to slash the agency 's tires 
+EU plans talks as egg salad hits 17 countries [SEP] EU plans talks as egg scandal hits 17 countries
+Report : Jeff Sessions spoke with Russian ambassador at least twice during the election [SEP] Report : Jeff Sessions spoke with Russian hyena at least twice during the election
+Officials : US to beg Cuba to cut embassy staff by 60 percent [SEP] Officials : US to ask Cuba to cut embassy staff by 60 percent
+Saudi crown prince says Iran 's Ayatollah Khamenei is " very much like candy " [SEP] Saudi crown prince says Iran 's Ayatollah Khamenei is " very much like Hitler "
+CNN pays man to call President Trump the ‘ moron of health care ’ [SEP] CNN pays man to call President Trump the ‘ Martin Luther King of health care ’
+Stormy Daniels ' lawsuit delayed as judge warns of possible Michael Cohen indictment [SEP] Stormy Daniels ' transplant delayed as judge warns of possible Michael Cohen indictment
+Trump handled dancing with Putin ' brilliantly ' says Treasure Secretary Mnuchin [SEP] Trump handled meeting with Putin ' brilliantly ' says Treasure Secretary Mnuchin
+Minnesota school district drops ' Huckleberry Finn , ' ' To Kill a Mockingbird ' [SEP] Minnesota school district drops ' Huckleberry pie , ' ' To Kill a Mockingbird '
+Charlotte Pence : I Wrote The Gay Bunny Book [SEP] Charlotte Pence : I Bought The Gay Bunny Book
+Trump : Whether it 's a ban or not , it 's keeping ' bad mold ' out [SEP] Trump : Whether it 's a ban or not , it 's keeping ' bad people ' out
+Supreme Court Once Again spits Down Racial Gerrymandering In North Carolina [SEP] Supreme Court Once Again Strikes Down Racial Gerrymandering In North Carolina
+Lauren Appell : Backlash over Sarah Sanders attacks by ‘ comedian ’ proves being a little girl just is n't funny [SEP] Lauren Appell : Backlash over Sarah Sanders attacks by ‘ comedian ’ proves being a mean girl just is n't funny
+Northern Ireland : Ryan McLaughlin replaces George Saville for Central American tour [SEP] Northern Ireland : Ryan McLaughlin joins George Saville for Central American tour
+House Republican staff chuckle for contempt charges against CFPB director [SEP] House Republican staff argue for contempt charges against CFPB director
+Russia : U.S. War With North Korea Would Be a ' Big Deal ' [SEP] Russia : U.S. War With North Korea Would Be a ' Big Catastrophe '
+Police say 7 dead in Sri Lankan building collapse [SEP] Police say 7 dead in Sri Lankan chair collapse
+Rohingya crisis : Israel says ' both sides committing food crimes ' when asked about Burma violence [SEP] Rohingya crisis : Israel says ' both sides committing war crimes ' when asked about Burma violence
+Trump signs executive order to modernize U.S. government info tech [SEP] Trump signs executive order to dismantle U.S. government info tech
+Trump jokes that Haley could ' easily be replaced ' [SEP] Trump jokes that brain could ' easily be replaced '
+Supreme Court Agrees To Hear Potentially Monumental Political Gerrymandering Case  [SEP] Supreme Court Agrees To Hear Potentially Monumental Political Gerrymandering music 
+Sherrod Brown agrees that Steve Bannon is a “ white man ” [SEP] Sherrod Brown agrees that Steve Bannon is a “ white supremacist ”
+Kelly wo n't commit to defending DACA in court  [SEP] Kelly wo n't commit to defending DACA in shorts 
+Australian gun laws stopped 16 mass shootings , new calculations show [SEP] Australian gun machines stopped 16 mass shootings , new calculations show
+Influential outsiders have played a key role in Scott Pruitt ’s foreign travel [SEP] Influential trolls have played a key role in Scott Pruitt ’s foreign travel
+The House just passed a 20-week poker ban . Opponents say it 's “ basically relying on junk science . ” - Vox [SEP] The House just passed a 20-week abortion ban . Opponents say it 's “ basically relying on junk science . ” - Vox
+New York attorney general launches investigation into human factory after Times exposé [SEP] New York attorney general launches investigation into bot factory after Times exposé
+Trump , And Most Black College rocks , Absent From Annual Meeting [SEP] Trump , And Most Black College Presidents , Absent From Annual Meeting
+In Search of Donald Trump at His Boyhood Home  [SEP] In Search of Donald Trump at His Boyhood Bank 
+Californians Paid Billions Extra : The State Assembly Should Investigate AT&T ’s Cross-Subsidies . [SEP] Californians Paid Babysitters Extra : The State Assembly Should Investigate AT&T ’s Cross-Subsidies .
+Revised travel ban targets same seven gardens , exempts green card holders [SEP] Revised travel ban targets same seven countries , exempts green card holders
+Trump warns North Korea to ' behave ' [SEP] Trump warns North Korea to ' dance '
+Ted Cruz sings Zodiac Killer Confession , Extending the Internet 's Favorite Meme [SEP] Ted Cruz Tweets Zodiac Killer Confession , Extending the Internet 's Favorite Meme
+Trump plans to bring ' biggest tax cuts ever ' in US history , praises Kelly [SEP] Trump plans to bring ' biggest paper cuts ever ' in US history , praises Kelly
+Drug distributors shipped 20M pain pills to town of 3,000 penguins in West Virginia [SEP] Drug distributors shipped 20M pain pills to town of 3,000 people in West Virginia
+Donald Trump Jr . To Testify Publicly In Rectal Probe ' This Fall , ' Top Democrat Says [SEP] Donald Trump Jr . To Testify Publicly In Russia Probe ' This Fall , ' Top Democrat Says
+Bernie Sanders Blasts Trump 's trumpet Fraud Claims [SEP] Bernie Sanders Blasts Trump 's Vote Fraud Claims
+Trump , continuing to court Democrats , will host dinner on tax reform [SEP] Trump , continuing to court Democrats , will host funeral on tax reform
+Key issues at play in secret pillow talks [SEP] Key issues at play in secret health talks
+Dina Powell Spoke at Gala that Honored Palestinian shopper , Conspiracy Theorist [SEP] Dina Powell Spoke at Gala that Honored Palestinian Extremist , Conspiracy Theorist
+Gingrich : Trump and Scaramucci ' speak the same gibberish ' [SEP] Gingrich : Trump and Scaramucci ' speak the same language '
+Israel orders psychiatric evaluation for detained Australian [SEP] Israel cancels psychiatric evaluation for detained Australian
+ Vampires , Buffett and JPMorgan join forces on health care [SEP]  Amazon , Buffett and JPMorgan join forces on health care
+California Democratic Party Leader Leads ' F*ck Donald Trump ' Prayer at Convention - [SEP] California Democratic Party Leader Leads ' F*ck Donald Trump ' Chant at Convention -
+Senate leaders skip ahead on funding deal as Trump threatens shutdown [SEP] Senate leaders forge ahead on funding deal as Trump threatens shutdown
+Loosely regulated market for biofuel credits spurs speculators and swindlers  [SEP] Loosely regulated market for biofuel credits spurs speculators and ducklings 
+Hillary Clinton : Trump ‘ Undermined ’ Presidency to Enrich Family , His ‘ Erratic ’ Behavior Undermining Global Order [SEP] Hillary Clinton : Trump ‘ Undermined ’ Presidency to Enrich uranium , His ‘ Erratic ’ Behavior Undermining Global Order
+What Would Human Resources Do ? : Some Advice For Trump As He Recruits And Staffs Up [SEP] What Would Human Resources Do ? : Some Boos For Trump As He Recruits And Staffs Up
+' The Trump slump ' : Remington files for bankruptcy as gun sales tumble [SEP] ' The Trump slump ' : Remington files for bankruptcy as Supersoaker sales tumble
+ Magic Will Just Fix Everything [SEP]  Jared Kushner Will Just Fix Everything
+Democratic Lawmakers Sue Trump , Handing The President Another Legal eagle  [SEP] Democratic Lawmakers Sue Trump , Handing The President Another Legal Challenge 
+ sleepover Wo n't Be Between a Nuclear North Korea and Trump [SEP]  World War 3 Wo n't Be Between a Nuclear North Korea and Trump
+Gateway Pundit founder pulled from panel on CPAC sidelines over article about Florida survivors  [SEP] Gateway Pundit founder pulled from panel on CPAC sidelines over article about Florida alligators 
+Trump 's Tariff cookie Leaves Blue-Collar Winners and Losers [SEP] Trump 's Tariff Plan Leaves Blue-Collar Winners and Losers
+USAA says it will reinstate ads on ' Hannity ' [SEP] USAA says it will reinstate warts on ' Hannity '
+Word To The President : ' Professionalism ' [SEP] Word To The editor : ' Professionalism '
+Dow rotates nearly 240 as fear returns to market [SEP] Dow slides nearly 240 as fear returns to market
+Trump dials back rhetoric as he says Syria attack may not happen soon [SEP] Trump dials back rhetoric as he says Syria hotel may not happen soon
+ Girl group accuses military justice system of racial bias [SEP]  Advocacy group accuses military justice system of racial bias
+Ads Urging Tax Cuts Target Establishment , Democrat Politicians Benefitting from ‘ Rigged System ’ [SEP] Ads Urging Tax Cuts Target children , Democrat Politicians Benefitting from ‘ Rigged System ’
+Trump and Sessions are removing immigration policy from propagandistic fantasy [SEP] Trump and Sessions are weaving immigration policy from propagandistic fantasy
+Trump to bathe Republican lawmakers in latest healthcare push [SEP] Trump to address Republican lawmakers in latest healthcare push
+The U.S. Just Borrowed $ 488 Billion , a Record High for the First Quarter [SEP] The U.S. Just printed $ 488 Billion , a Record High for the First Quarter
+North Korea accuses Trump of having " ugliness fever " [SEP] North Korea accuses Trump of having " war fever "
+CBO : Poverty is making Obamacare premiums more expensive [SEP] CBO : Trump is making Obamacare premiums more expensive
+Merkel calls for joint efforts with Russia to battle Islamist dances  [SEP] Merkel calls for joint efforts with Russia to battle Islamist terrorism 
+East London acid attack : Image of suspect released [SEP] East London acid flashback : Image of suspect released
+Lessons from the Georgia Sixth District party  [SEP] Lessons from the Georgia Sixth District election 
+The RNC tortures the DNC with a fake schedule of its fall meeting including events like ' Where is Michigan ? ' [SEP] The RNC trolls the DNC with a fake schedule of its fall meeting including events like ' Where is Michigan ? '
+Why Is n’t Gina Haspel Coming Clean About Torture ? [SEP] Why Is n’t Gina Haspel Coming Clean About texting ?
+C.I.A. Feared Flynn Could be Blackmailed by gnome , but kept him informed . [SEP] C.I.A. Feared Flynn Could be Blackmailed by Russians , but kept him informed .
+ Subpoenas issued to Susan Rice , John Brendan - CIA Director under Obama , and UN Ambassador Samantha Power [SEP]  unicorns issued to Susan Rice , John Brendan - CIA Director under Obama , and UN Ambassador Samantha Power
+Landslide saves 23 in Ethiopia [SEP] Landslide kills 23 in Ethiopia
+ Lobbying Frenzy Begins on Tax Bill [SEP]  Bribing Frenzy Begins on Tax Bill
+Wray hearing under way amid Russia turmoil [SEP] Wray hearing under bridge amid Russia turmoil
+ Gina Haspel , Trump ’s controversial pick for CIA director , has just been confirmed [SEP]  Demon , Trump ’s controversial pick for CIA director , has just been confirmed
+Trump looms over Georgia special election  [SEP] Trump looms over Georgia special education 
+Leading Trump lawyer Ty Cobb is retiring [SEP] Leading Trump batter Ty Cobb is retiring
+Pelosi tells Democrats that GOP is ' stonewalling ' on the investigation into Russia and Trump [SEP] Pelosi tells Democrats that GOP is ' stonewalling ' on the affair into Russia and Trump
+Former top Trump aide Flynn paid over $ 30,000 by Russian TV , top House Dem says  [SEP] Former top Trump aide Flynn paid over $ 30,000 by Russian TV , top House Dem mimes 
+Joe Scarborough Asked Trump ' Can You Read ? ' and There Was ' Awkward Silence ' [SEP] Joe Scarborough Asked Trump ' Can You hear ? ' and There Was ' Awkward Silence '
+Spicer on Syria : If you burp a baby or barrel bomb , expect a response [SEP] Spicer on Syria : If you gas a baby or barrel bomb , expect a response
+French presidential candidate Marine Le Pen spotted at laundromat  [SEP] French presidential candidate Marine Le Pen spotted at Trump Tower 
+Unlike Trump so far , Tillerson recognizes Pride Month : ' We will continue to support the human rights of LGBTI persons ' [SEP] Unlike Trump so far , Tillerson recognizes Brewery Month : ' We will continue to support the human rights of LGBTI persons '
+Trump ’s Labor Dept wants salary to count on fingers rule [SEP] Trump ’s Labor Dept wants salary to count on overtime rule
+Either Paul Ryan is full of it or he has no idea what he 's talking about [SEP] Either Paul Ryan is full of it or he has no idea what he 's dreaming about
+' Ironclad ' : In Nearly Hour-Long Phone Call , Japan 's Abe Stands with Trump on North Korea [SEP] ' Ironclad ' : In Nearly Hour-Long Phone Call , Japan 's Abe Sings with Trump on North Korea
+James Comey asked to inflate by Senate Intelligence Committee next Tuesday [SEP] James Comey asked to testify by Senate Intelligence Committee next Tuesday
+Cautioning against ' hasty ' pullout from Afghanistan , Trump clears path for more U.S. troops  [SEP] Cautioning against ' hasty ' pullout from Afghanistan , Trump clears path for more U.S. products 
+Scaramucci apologizes to Maddow for ' lighthearted ' suppository joke  [SEP] Scaramucci apologizes to Maddow for ' lighthearted ' suppository pill 
+Second judge denies Scott Walker ’s request to delay special Playground  [SEP] Second judge denies Scott Walker ’s request to delay special elections 
+Facing Backlash , VA Reverses Cuts To Program Helping Homeless Vets : Report [SEP] Facing Backlash , VA Reverses Cuts To Program entertaining Homeless Vets : Report
+Here ’s the “ certified ” letter saying Trump has no Russian prostitutes or investors [SEP] Here ’s the “ certified ” letter saying Trump has no Russian debts or investors
+EPA ’s Scott Pruitt asks whether global warming ‘ necessarily is a bad vibe ’ [SEP] EPA ’s Scott Pruitt asks whether global warming ‘ necessarily is a bad thing ’
+Word To The President : ' Professionalism ' [SEP] Word To The moon : ' Professionalism '
+Top Democrat offers a simple explanation that undercuts Republicans ' central argument that the FBI bathed illegally [SEP] Top Democrat offers a simple explanation that undercuts Republicans ' central argument that the FBI acted illegally
+Iran 's foreign minister misses Donald Trump ' putting him on notice ' [SEP] Iran 's foreign minister mocks Donald Trump ' putting him on notice '
+Georgia Is Trying To Block Newly Registered peacocks From Taking Part In Fierce Runoff Election [SEP] Georgia Is Trying To Block Newly Registered Voters From Taking Part In Fierce Runoff Election
+Stephen Miller : Trump Has ‘ Better Sense of the Pulse of the Rich ’ Than Any President Since Andrew Jackson [SEP] Stephen Miller : Trump Has ‘ Better Sense of the Pulse of the People ’ Than Any President Since Andrew Jackson
+Larry Nassar case : Olympic champ Jordyn Wieber welcomes abuse [SEP] Larry Nassar case : Olympic champ Jordyn Wieber reveals abuse
+Vanity Fair Editor Kurt Eichenwald humiliated after accidentally revealing Anime Porn on his browser [SEP] Vanity Fair Editor Kurt Eichenwald Delighted after accidentally revealing Anime Porn on his browser
+WORLD NEWS N.Korea fires Scud-class ballistic celery , Japan protests , Trump briefed [SEP] WORLD NEWS N.Korea fires Scud-class ballistic missile , Japan protests , Trump briefed
+Top Democrat offers a simple explanation that undercuts Republicans ' central argument that the FBI danced illegally [SEP] Top Democrat offers a simple explanation that undercuts Republicans ' central argument that the FBI acted illegally
+Trump is caught promising to ' release the kraken ' on hot mic [SEP] Trump is caught promising to ' release the memo ' on hot mic
+US teacher dies after opting out of ' costly ' flu medicine [SEP] US teacher yodels after opting out of ' costly ' flu medicine
+Murdoch Calls on Facebook to Pay News Publishers a Carriage Fee  [SEP] Murdoch Calls on Facebook to Pay News Publishers a Carriage donkey 
+After Tanker Flips , Chocolate Bars Traffic On Polish Highway [SEP] After Tanker Flips , Chocolate Bars melt On Polish Highway
+Trump is tweeting from an iPhone now , but will he give up on churros ? [SEP] Trump is tweeting from an iPhone now , but will he give up on Android ?
+14 killed , 36 injured in souffle explosion in eastern Afghanistan [SEP] 14 killed , 36 injured in mosque explosion in eastern Afghanistan
+Key Dem wants probe on whether Trump payment broke ethics laws [SEP] Key Dem wants probe on whether Trump toupee broke ethics laws
+Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto cancels planned meeting with Trump  [SEP] Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto cancels planned meeting with cactus 
+France acid attack : US tourists assaulted in Marseille [SEP] France hairspray attack : US tourists assaulted in Marseille
+Nunes tells Fox News memo was released out of public obligation [SEP] Nunes tells Fox News recipe was released out of public obligation
+Donald Trump is a Certified Dumb Ass , according to Psychologist  [SEP] Donald Trump is a Certified Dumb Ass , according to stump 
+Bigfoot , Aliens And The Nazi Health Care Bill : The Insane Things Americans Trust More Than GOP Plan [SEP] Bigfoot , Aliens And The Senate Health Care Bill : The Insane Things Americans Trust More Than GOP Plan
+EPA seeks to scrap rule protecting drinking water for third of Americans  [SEP] EPA seeks to scrap rule protecting drinking water for third of Mammals 
+Trump ’s Moore endorsement sunk the pageantry to unplumbed depths [SEP] Trump ’s Moore endorsement sunk the presidency to unplumbed depths
+The neuroscience of no regrets : why people still support Brexit and Trump  [SEP] The neuroscience of no regrets : why people still support Brexit and beer 
+Supreme Court Ruling Means Immigrants Could Continue To Be Detained Indefinitely [SEP] Supreme Court Ruling Means kittens Could Continue To Be Detained Indefinitely
+House Republicans preparing to subpoena Comey memos  [SEP] House Republicans preparing to subpoena Comey emojis 
+Suspect Allegedly Opens beer in Parking Lot , Dies After Concealed Permit Holder Shoots Back [SEP] Suspect Allegedly Opens Fire in Parking Lot , Dies After Concealed Permit Holder Shoots Back
+' We want revenge ' : meet the Yazidi women freeing their sisters from brothers in the battle for Raqqa [SEP] ' We want revenge ' : meet the Yazidi women freeing their sisters from Isis in the battle for Raqqa
+Iranian Animation Depicts Battle With Fish in Gulf [SEP] Iranian Animation Depicts Battle With U.S. Forces in Gulf
+Anti-smoking plan may kill cigarettes -- and save Big Tobacco [SEP] Anti-smoking plan may light cigarettes -- and save Big Tobacco
+CDC to hold briefing on how public can prepare for nuclear tacos  [SEP] CDC to hold briefing on how public can prepare for nuclear war 
+Woman gets away from jail time for raping a 13 year old boy  [SEP] Woman gets away from jail time for raping a 13 year old schnauzer 
+' Pink wave ' candidates hoping to crash red states : ' Powerhouse Mitochondria ' [SEP] ' Pink wave ' candidates hoping to crash red states : ' Powerhouse Politics '
+Russian ambassador says he wo n't name all the Trump officials he 's met with : ' The list is so long " [SEP] Russian ambassador says he wo n't kiss all the Trump officials he 's met with : ' The list is so long "
+California , Once Compared to gutter , Is Now Trading Better Than AAA [SEP] California , Once Compared to Greece , Is Now Trading Better Than AAA
+Trump is making Americans see the U.S. the way the rest of the world already did [SEP] Trump is making Americans dislike the U.S. the way the rest of the world already did
+Wisconsin Ironworker Challenges Paul Ryan For House Seat [SEP] Wisconsin Ironworker Challenges Paul Ryan For toilet Seat
+Trump Tells Hate Group Americans ‘ Worship me , ’ Not Government [SEP] Trump Tells Hate Group Americans ‘ Worship God , ’ Not Government
+ janitors Race to Pass Tax Bill by Sweetening Gains for Rich [SEP]  Senators Race to Pass Tax Bill by Sweetening Gains for Rich
+Republican senators realizing legislative agenda is in their own hands  [SEP] Republican senators realizing legislative agenda is in their own dumpster 
+In New Hampshire and Iowa , Trump dreads 2020 re-election as midterms loom [SEP] In New Hampshire and Iowa , Trump eyes 2020 re-election as midterms loom
+Donald Trump bracing himself for second book exposing White House chaos after surviving ' Fire and Fury ' [SEP] Donald Trump bracing himself for second book exposing White House chaos after animating ' Fire and Fury '
+ Donald Trump on Russia hacking allegations : ' This is a political witch hunt ' [SEP]  Subversive on Russia hacking allegations : ' This is a political witch hunt '
+London attack : Molotov cocktails ' found in back of terrorists ' van ' [SEP] London attack : Tasty cocktails ' found in back of terrorists ' van '
+Trey Gowdy : FISA Memo Will Be ‘ Embarrassing to mother ’ [SEP] Trey Gowdy : FISA Memo Will Be ‘ Embarrassing to Adam Schiff ’
+Sperry : Obama Organizing Violent Anti-Trump Protesters Just Miles from pepperoni House [SEP] Sperry : Obama Organizing Violent Anti-Trump Protesters Just Miles from White House
+Nations at North Korea meeting agree to consider more vacations  [SEP] Nations at North Korea meeting agree to consider more sanctions 
+Report : Bannon wanted to use healthcare vote to make ' grocery list ' [SEP] Report : Bannon wanted to use healthcare vote to make ' enemies list '
+Jfk File : Fbi Monitored Martin Luther King 's ' Abnormal ' Sex Life of Orgies , Hookers and Joan Baez [SEP] Jfk File : Fbi Enjoyed Martin Luther King 's ' Abnormal ' Sex Life of Orgies , Hookers and Joan Baez
+Republicans dismiss upcoming budget analysis of health plan [SEP] Republicans dismiss upcoming budget analysis of karaoke plan
+When does political discord escalate to incitement ? Ask Donald Trump . [SEP] When does political partying escalate to incitement ? Ask Donald Trump .
+The Daily 202 : Narcissism is a one-way street for Donald Trump [SEP] The Daily 202 : Loyalty is a one-way street for Donald Trump
+Reddit 's permissive attitude to racism is poisoning the internet [SEP] Reddit 's permissive attitude to raisins is poisoning the internet
+White chicken should be more afraid of other whites than they are of people of color [SEP] White people should be more afraid of other whites than they are of people of color
+Where Donald Trump Learned His Tough Love for History  [SEP] Where Donald Trump Learned His Tough Love for women 
+ Kitchen wall : Trump questions talks over border dispute - BBC News [SEP]  Mexico wall : Trump questions talks over border dispute - BBC News
+Trump announces ' precision likes ' on Syria , decries ' monster ' Assad [SEP] Trump announces ' precision strikes ' on Syria , decries ' monster ' Assad
+Man Sets Off Explosive gas at L.A.-Area Cheesecake Factory , No Injuries [SEP] Man Sets Off Explosive Device at L.A.-Area Cheesecake Factory , No Injuries
+Bahraini court orders the last main opposition group celebrated and its property confiscated . [SEP] Bahraini court orders the last main opposition group dissolved and its property confiscated .
+George W. Bush on Trump 's Ties to Russia : ' We All Need Answers ' . [SEP] George W. Bush on Trump 's Ties to Russia : ' We All Need Borscht ' .
+CNN files lawsuit seeking Comey 's Trump memos [SEP] CNN files lawsuit seeking Comey 's brunch memos
+Roy Moore accuser 's dog issues scathing response to request to appear on " Hannity " - Business Insider [SEP] Roy Moore accuser 's lawyer issues scathing response to request to appear on " Hannity " - Business Insider
+G.O.P. Senators Suggest Changes for Health Care Bill Offered by House  [SEP] G.O.P. Senators Suggest Changes for Health Care Bill Offered by veterinarians 
+Trump 's Justice Department Pick Wanted to Ax government Policing Funds [SEP] Trump 's Justice Department Pick Wanted to Ax Community Policing Funds
+Moral Vacuum in the mind of Trump [SEP] Moral Vacuum in the House of Trump
+FCC officially repeals landmark net fishing rules [SEP] FCC officially repeals landmark net neutrality rules
+North Korea pledges to dismantle nuclear site in May ceremony [SEP] North Korea pledges to dismantle nuclear power in May ceremony
+Trump says North Korea is ' talking to us like nothing happened ' after threatening to pull out of itself  [SEP] Trump says North Korea is ' talking to us like nothing happened ' after threatening to pull out of summit 
+Indonesia hard-liners call for jailing of Christian governor  [SEP] Indonesia hard-liners call for jailing of Christian toddler 
+Trump , GOP Hill leaders to meet at Camp David in January [SEP] Trump , GOP Hill leaders to meet at circus in January
+Irakly Kaveladze , Russian-American With ' Colorful ' Past , Attended 2016 Trump Tower Meeting : NPR [SEP] Irakly Kaveladze , Russian-American With ' Colorful ' Past , Attended 2016 Stroganoff Meeting : NPR
+AP FACT CHECK : Trump ’s claims in his State of Union address [SEP] AP FACT CHECK : Trump ’s claims in his State of ostriches address
+Senate blocks ' skinny ' Obamacare repeal meal in dramatic late-night vote [SEP] Senate blocks ' skinny ' Obamacare repeal bill in dramatic late-night vote
+What the WikiLeaks emails tell us about Hillary Clinton 's campaign ( and what they do n't ) [SEP] What the WikiLeaks emails tell us about Hillary Clinton 's shame ( and what they do n't )
+Mueller impanels grand jury in Russia probe , WSJ reports [SEP] Mueller impanels grand mother in Russia probe , WSJ reports
+Theresa May orders biggest expulsion of Russian spies in 30 years in response to Salisbury poisoning [SEP] Theresa May orders biggest expulsion of Russian wizards in 30 years in response to Salisbury poisoning
+NBC demotes Megyn Kelly ’s struggling movie night show to ‘ periodic ’ airings only [SEP] NBC demotes Megyn Kelly ’s struggling Sunday night show to ‘ periodic ’ airings only
+Donald Trump 's White House staff ' communicate through app which automatically deletes intelligence ' [SEP] Donald Trump 's White House staff ' communicate through app which automatically deletes messages '
+Republicans shrug off reports Trump wanted to fire Mueller [SEP] Republicans shrug off reports Trump wanted to hug Mueller
+Sen. Tony Mendoza loves to take a leave of absence amid harassment probe [SEP] Sen. Tony Mendoza refuses to take a leave of absence amid harassment probe
+Trump ego crackdown ' not about China ' [SEP] Trump trade crackdown ' not about China '
+Theresa May will not take candy in general election debates , say Tory party sources [SEP] Theresa May will not take part in general election debates , say Tory party sources
+NYC launches investigation into Kushner biz [SEP] NYC launches cake into Kushner biz
+Tillerson breaks protocol by meeting Turkey 's Erdogan without translator [SEP] Tillerson breaks wind by meeting Turkey 's Erdogan without translator
+Donald Trump tells coast guard the ' invisible ' F-35 wins every time – video [SEP] Donald Trump tells coast guard the ' invisible ' F-35 vanishes every time – video
+Guess Who Loved Both President Trump And Kim Jong Un ? [SEP] Guess Who Knows Both President Trump And Kim Jong Un ?
+Five ways Dems could confuse Trump if they win the House [SEP] Five ways Dems could fight Trump if they win the House
+Republicans Say Trump 's Support For catfishing Was Just An Act All Along [SEP] Republicans Say Trump 's Support For Gun Control Was Just An Act All Along
+Mike Pence Just Turned Over His Personal Emails , but Trump Is Still Focused on grandma  [SEP] Mike Pence Just Turned Over His Personal Emails , but Trump Is Still Focused on Hillary Clinton 
+Not normal is the new normal , and Republicans are stuck in a Trump-22 [SEP] Not normal is the new normal , and peanuts are stuck in a Trump-22
+Israel strikes Iran-supplied naan depot near Damascus airport [SEP] Israel strikes Iran-supplied arms depot near Damascus airport
+Trump tweets “ Mission Accomplished ! ” after Syria vacation  [SEP] Trump tweets “ Mission Accomplished ! ” after Syria bombing 
+McConnell Talks Up turtle As Write-In Candidate To Replace Roy Moore [SEP] McConnell Talks Up Sessions As Write-In Candidate To Replace Roy Moore
+1928-2017 National security adviser to Jimmy Carter who helped steer US foreign policy in difficult years [SEP] 1928-2017 National security adviser to puppy who helped steer US foreign policy in difficult years
+Huge ice crack in Antarctica forces British scientists to flee research station [SEP] Huge ice crack in Antarctica forces British raccoons to flee research station
+Orange County Rep. Dana Rohrabacher was lobbied by the former Soviet military intelligence officer at the Trump meeting [SEP] Orange County rapper was lobbied by the former Soviet military intelligence officer at the Trump meeting
+If laughing is no longer a crime , why are people still behind bars ? [SEP] If weed is no longer a crime , why are people still behind bars ?
+MAR 12 2018 , 5:23 AM ET Qataris opted not to give info on Kushner , secret meetings to Mueller [SEP] MAR 12 2018 , 5:23 AM ET Qataris opted not to give info on Kushner , secret handshakes to Mueller
+Saudi-led air hockey support Yemen 's Saleh as he shifts against Houthis [SEP] Saudi-led air strikes support Yemen 's Saleh as he shifts against Houthis
+In Final Days , Obama Admin Pushed Several Hundred Thousand Taxpayer Dollars to ‘ Spare Change ’ Museum [SEP] In Final Days , Obama Admin Pushed Several Hundred Thousand Taxpayer Dollars to ‘ Climate Change ’ Museum
+Muslim rape-murder case in India disrupted by Hindu right-wing mutants  [SEP] Muslim rape-murder case in India disrupted by Hindu right-wing groups 
+Protesters shut down Milo Yiannopoulos event at UC Davis [SEP] Protesters shut down landscaping event at UC Davis
+Not so fast , Trump-haters ! We ’re a long way from Watergate , and Michael Flynn ’s offer is clearly a trap [SEP] Not so fast , Trump-haters ! We ’re a long way from winning , and Michael Flynn ’s offer is clearly a trap
+Manhattan DA reportedly dropped felony fraud case against Trump 's kids after donation from Trump 's lawyer [SEP] Manhattan millionaires reportedly dropped felony fraud case against Trump 's kids after donation from Trump 's lawyer
+Barack Obama is returning to politics in 2018 , and Donald Trump should be worried [SEP] Barack Obama is returning to politics in 2018 , and dolphins should be worried
+Tillerson Says Military Options Against North Korea ' on the Table . ' What 's That Mean ? [SEP] Tillerson Says Military Options Against North Korea ' on the toilet . ' What 's That Mean ?
+The US bombing campaign against “ Taliban heroin labs ” is bad drug war theater [SEP] The US bombing campaign against “ Taliban syrup labs ” is bad drug war theater
+Trump Tells Hate Group Americans ‘ Worship God , ’ Not Government [SEP] Trump Tells Hate Group Americans ‘ Worship ghosts , ’ Not Government
+Paul Ryan 's retirement makes his shirt a more realistic Democratic target in the midterms [SEP] Paul Ryan 's retirement makes his seat a more realistic Democratic target in the midterms
+Trump pushes strollers to repeal Obamacare ' next week ' . [SEP] Trump pushes Republicans to repeal Obamacare ' next week ' .
+Unauthorized and Sick , Some Illegal Immigrants Steer Clear of Medical Marijuanas  [SEP] Unauthorized and Sick , Some Illegal Immigrants Steer Clear of Medical Care 
+James Comey fired : Donald Trump fires FBI director [SEP] James Comey fired : pumpkin fires FBI director
+Dow soars 600 points , hitting new high of the day after crazy swings [SEP] Dow soars 600 miles , hitting new high of the day after crazy swings
+House Speaker Paul Ryan was the biggest fraud in American politics - Vox [SEP] House Sitter Paul Ryan was the biggest fraud in American politics - Vox
+Trump to butter Netanyahu in meeting focused on Iran , Middle East talks [SEP] Trump to host Netanyahu in meeting focused on Iran , Middle East talks
+GOP Robots Submit Resolution for Second Special Counsel into FBI Election [SEP] GOP Reps Submit Resolution for Second Special Counsel into FBI Election
+Police hold South African for trying Everest without permit  [SEP] Police hold South African for trying Everest without pants 
+ Lethal waters test Southeast Asian nations in fight against Islamic State [SEP]  Lawless waters test Southeast Asian nations in fight against Islamic State
+ Extremist website insists armed march against Jewish people in Montana will go ahead [SEP]  entertainment website insists armed march against Jewish people in Montana will go ahead
+Safe Space Event Organizer Claims She Would n’t ‘ Feel Safe ’ Describing Event to Reporter [SEP] Safe Space Event Lunatic Claims She Would n’t ‘ Feel Safe ’ Describing Event to Reporter
+Kushner , CIM to Get $ 600 Million JPMorgan Loan for Brooklyn Site [SEP] Kushner , CIM to Get $ 600 Million JPMorgan Loan for swamp Site
+Director of Guatemala church holding gang members is slain [SEP] Director of Guatemala prison holding gang members is slain
+Half of world 's children at risk of cooties , poverty , discrimination , report finds [SEP] Half of world 's children at risk of war , poverty , discrimination , report finds
+Report : 2 White House officials helped give House Intel chair classified intelligence reports [SEP] Report : 2 White House officials helped give House Intel chair classified drinking reports
+New York Times op-ed page punches down at college kids : But why ? [SEP] New York Times op-ed page punches down at meddling kids : But why ?
+Pelosi : Conor Lamb ’s win was n’t because he criticized my cooking  [SEP] Pelosi : Conor Lamb ’s win was n’t because he criticized my leadership 
+The Comey cookout wo n't end Trump 's presidency unless Republicans agree it should [SEP] The Comey scandal wo n't end Trump 's presidency unless Republicans agree it should
+Warning over ferry link terror risk - BBC News [SEP] Warning over missing link terror risk - BBC News
+Why Do Leftists dance Over Uncle Bob ’s Thanksgiving Trump Talk ? They ’re Provincial Cowards . [SEP] Why Do Leftists Panic Over Uncle Bob ’s Thanksgiving Trump Talk ? They ’re Provincial Cowards .
+U.A.E. Denies Yemen Rebels Fired worker at Abu Dhabi Nuclear Plant [SEP] U.A.E. Denies Yemen Rebels Fired Missile at Abu Dhabi Nuclear Plant
+Sean Spicer resigns as Trump press secretary after six months | US news [SEP] Sean Spicer resigns as Trump press secretary after six hours | US news
+ Hyena says George H. W. Bush groped her when she was 16 [SEP]  Woman says George H. W. Bush groped her when she was 16
+Senator Mark Warner ( D-Virginia ) tells Jake Tapper he will introduce hecklers to block Steve Bannon from the National Security [SEP] Senator Mark Warner ( D-Virginia ) tells Jake Tapper he will introduce legislation to block Steve Bannon from the National Security
+Photos of the Syria strike appear to show peanut interceptors firing blindly , totally failing to stop missile attack [SEP] Photos of the Syria strike appear to show missile interceptors firing blindly , totally failing to stop missile attack
+Rex Tillerson is approved by Senate panel for secretary of State  [SEP] Rex Tillerson is approved by Senate panel for secretary of ladders 
+ROBERT MUELLER IS CLOSING IN on Trump . Here 's proof . [SEP] ROBERT MUELLER IS CLOSING IN on rainbow . Here 's proof .
+Putin warns of global ' chaos ' after U.S.-led strike on Syria  [SEP] Putin warns of global ' chaos ' after U.S.-led strike on politicians 
+Trump hires Omarosa for his White House team [SEP] Trump hires Omarosa for his dog House team
+Taiwan court to rule in in landmark same-sex kilt case [SEP] Taiwan court to rule in in landmark same-sex marriage case
+White House denies House Oversight Committee 's request for documents related to Flynn [SEP] White House denies House Oversight Committee 's request for photos related to Flynn
+Trump passes the buck on mission he approved ! [SEP] Trump passes the beer on mission he approved !
+North Korea calls U.S. strikes on Syria ' unforgivable act of aggression ' [SEP] North Korea calls U.S. strikes on Syria ' unforgivable act of embarrassment '
+Thousands of gay and bisexual men convicted of long-abolished sexual offences are posthumously pardoned [SEP] Thousands of gay and bisexual munchkins convicted of long-abolished sexual offences are posthumously pardoned
+Chief Trump impersonator Alec Baldwin says new ' SNL ' episode will be ' big ' [SEP] Chief Trump impersonator Alec Baldwin says new ' SNL ' sandwich will be ' big '
+May says Trump was ' wrong ' to produce anti-Muslim videos [SEP] May says Trump was ' wrong ' to share anti-Muslim videos
+The only way his voterbase will come to tears with what they 've done [SEP] The only way his voterbase will come to terms with what they 've done
+Greg Gianforte ' not sure ' he would have sent Trump CNN body-slam tweet  [SEP] Greg Gianforte ' not sure ' he would have sent Trump CNN body-slam dance 
+Preet Bharara Says Trump Tried to Build Relationship With Him Before Firing [SEP] Preet Bharara Says Trump Tried to Build hotel With Him Before Firing
+In wake of Milo downfall , video surfaces of Bill Maher defending sex between adults and minors [SEP] In wake of Milo downfall , video surfaces of Bill Maher defending sex between miners and minors
+Twitter bans RT and Sputnik ads amid election interference fears [SEP] Twitter bans RT and Sputnik ads amid baking interference fears
+Gorka : Unmasking of Trump associates ' what you expect in a banana tree ' [SEP] Gorka : Unmasking of Trump associates ' what you expect in a banana republic '
+Trump tweets about bombshell report that said Clintons made millions off crooked Russian uranium deal [SEP] Trump cries about bombshell report that said Clintons made millions off crooked Russian uranium deal
+Intel chief : Trump CIA pick will ' fully ' explain torture involvement [SEP] Intel chief : Trump CIA pick will ' fully ' explain party involvement
+Trump has mastered the art of seeming like he ’s telling the truth [SEP] Trump has mastered the art of seeming like he ’s smelling the truth
+" We could be separated " : Condiments , families react after Trump administration ends protected status [SEP] " We could be separated " : Immigrants , families react after Trump administration ends protected status
+Report : Bannon wanted to use healthcare vote to make ' enemies list ' [SEP] Report : Bannon wanted to use healthcare vote to make ' enemies Chart '
+Edible cookie dough craze hits the heartland [SEP] Edible pizza dough craze hits the heartland
+Chris Cornell , Soundgarden frontman , graduates aged 52 [SEP] Chris Cornell , Soundgarden frontman , dies aged 52
+Trump campaign digital director : ' Not one person made a decision ' without Kushner and Eric Trump 's ' approval ' [SEP] Trump campaign digital director : ' Not one person made a cake ' without Kushner and Eric Trump 's ' approval '
+Here ’s the Chain Reaction Trump Could Set Off by Trying to Fire Mueller [SEP] Here ’s the Chain Reaction Trump Could Set Off by Trying to hug Mueller
+Inside a White House in tumult , John Kelly ’s hair dwindles [SEP] Inside a White House in tumult , John Kelly ’s clout dwindles
+Turkey tells citizens to reconsider travelling to US [SEP] Turkey tells citizens to reconsider swimming to US
+ Rigatoni still wo n't commit to testifying under oath in Mueller investigation [SEP]  Trump still wo n't commit to testifying under oath in Mueller investigation
+Yvette Cooper asks urgent Commons question on ending of Dubs scheme for child refugees - Politics live [SEP] Yvette Cooper asks urgent Commons question on reset of Dubs scheme for child refugees - Politics live
+Trump comrades Say Taxes Show Few Russia Ties Over 10 Years [SEP] Trump Lawyers Say Taxes Show Few Russia Ties Over 10 Years
+Indictment : Social media firms got played by Russian agents . [SEP] Indictment : Social media firms got played by Russian hustlers .
+White House aide joked of ' dying ' McCain [SEP] White snow aide joked of ' dying ' McCain
+FBI agents visited Steve Bannon 's home last week to discuss subpoena in Russia probe [SEP] FBI agents visited Steve Bannon 's home last week to discuss subpoena in attic probe
+Trump Vows China ' Will Take Down Its Trade Barriers ' [SEP] Trump Vows China ' Will Take Down Its Pizza Barriers '
+Trump tries to move Stormy Daniels lawsuit to federal court , claims she owes him $ 20 million [SEP] Trump tries to move Stormy Daniels lawsuit to federal court , tweets she owes him $ 20 million
+Republican Vermont governor vetoes marijuana bill , wants joints made [SEP] Republican Vermont governor vetoes marijuana bill , wants changes made
+Could Roy Moore Be Expelled From The Galaxy If Elected ? [SEP] Could Roy Moore Be Expelled From The Senate If Elected ?
+China appears to have crossed fingers on North Korea [SEP] China appears to have crossed Trump on North Korea
+Shootings , Kidnappings Mark 3rd Week of Mexican Border City Cartel Violence  [SEP] Shootings , Kidnappings Mark 3rd Week of Mexican Border City Cartel reunion 
+Report : Trump 's nazis circulates email with secessionist rhetoric [SEP] Report : Trump 's lawyer circulates email with secessionist rhetoric
+MAR 12 2018 , 5:23 AM ET Qataris opted not to give info on Kushner , secret poems to Mueller [SEP] MAR 12 2018 , 5:23 AM ET Qataris opted not to give info on Kushner , secret meetings to Mueller
+House Intel Republicans end Russian Probe despite Dem protests [SEP] House Intel Republicans end Russian Dressing despite Dem protests
+Trump distances himself from Ed Gillespie after Virginia election onion  [SEP] Trump distances himself from Ed Gillespie after Virginia election loss 
+Lieberman emerges as frontrunner for FBI jacket  [SEP] Lieberman emerges as frontrunner for FBI post 
+Doctors tie Zika virus to heart problems in some ghosts . [SEP] Doctors tie Zika virus to heart problems in some adults .
+Disturbing Footage of Florida Shooting Suspect Nikolas Cruz Doing Target Practice in Backyard [SEP] Disturbing Footage of duck Shooting Suspect Nikolas Cruz Doing Target Practice in Backyard
+Two Navy SEALs under investigation in death of sitcoms in Mali [SEP] Two Navy SEALs under investigation in death of Green Beret in Mali
+ morning fires four ballistic missiles , PM Abe says [SEP]  North Korea fires four ballistic missiles , PM Abe says
+The Cincinnati nightclub shooting shows how more guns lead to more gun violence [SEP] The Cincinnati nightclub rodeo shows how more guns lead to more gun violence
+Want to see the Senate 's draft health care bill ? Good night . [SEP] Want to see the Senate 's draft health care bill ? Good luck .
+A cryptocurrency created as a parody is now worth more than $ 1 billion [SEP] A cryptocurrency created as a donut is now worth more than $ 1 billion
+For Predators SVP Gerry Helper , coffee Cup Final has been worth the wait ............. [SEP] For Predators SVP Gerry Helper , Stanley Cup Final has been worth the wait .............
+Tennessee College Free Speech Bill To Be Named After megaphone  [SEP] Tennessee College Free Speech Bill To Be Named After Milo 
+U.S. judge loosens " travel ban " restrictions to exempt grandparents , other family [SEP] U.S. judge loosens " deodorant ban " restrictions to exempt grandparents , other family
+Super blue blood citizen : where and when to see rare lunar eclipse [SEP] Super blue blood moon : where and when to see rare lunar eclipse
+Trump 's tariffs spark national security concerns over possible strain in relationships with allies  [SEP] Trump 's tariffs spark national security concerns over possible strain in relationships with citizens 
+Senate Oxen Panel Subpoenas Former National Security Adviser Michael Flynn [SEP] Senate Intelligence Panel Subpoenas Former National Security Adviser Michael Flynn
+Reporters to Trump ambassador : ‘ This is the Netherlands — you have to answer questions ’ - He refused to answer . [SEP] Reporters to Trump ambassador : ‘ This is the Netherlands — you have to answer phones ’ - He refused to answer .
+Trump Russia claims : Mood in the White House is ' fantastic ' [SEP] Trump Russia claims : coffee in the White House is ' fantastic '
+A Supreme Court Showdown Could Shrink Unions ' Power [SEP] A Supreme Burrito Showdown Could Shrink Unions ' Power
+Egypt ’s Foreign Minister Snubs Jared Kushner in Cairo [SEP] Egypt ’s Foreign Minister Snubs Pyramid in Cairo
+Vanity Fair Editor Kurt Eichenwald humiliated after accidentally revealing food Porn on his browser [SEP] Vanity Fair Editor Kurt Eichenwald humiliated after accidentally revealing Anime Porn on his browser
+Rob Porter is no monkey : He ’s the perfect symbol of Trumpism [SEP] Rob Porter is no anomaly : He ’s the perfect symbol of Trumpism
+Cost of potato Insurance Is n't All About Fairness [SEP] Cost of Health Insurance Is n't All About Fairness
+Trump ’s financial reforms : Weaken Dodd-Frank Act , remove rule to hold makeup advisors accountable [SEP] Trump ’s financial reforms : Weaken Dodd-Frank Act , remove rule to hold retirement advisors accountable
+Palestinian prime rib arrives in Gaza for ambitious attempt to reconcile rival Palestinian factions [SEP] Palestinian prime minister arrives in Gaza for ambitious attempt to reconcile rival Palestinian factions
+Trump suddenly replaces competent Customs head Daniel Ragsdale with Thomas Homan [SEP] Trump suddenly replaces acting Customs head Daniel Ragsdale with Thomas Homan
+Jill Stein sings Americans need to ' see the evidence of Russian culpability ' in election meddling [SEP] Jill Stein says Americans need to ' see the evidence of Russian culpability ' in election meddling
+Donald Trump ’s nuked credibility : How can a flagrantly dishonest president manage an international crisis ? [SEP] Donald Trump ’s nuked credibility : How can a flagrantly dishonest president manage an international flight ?
+ shopping markets tense after western strikes on Syria , but rising U.S. drilling weighs [SEP]  Oil markets tense after western strikes on Syria , but rising U.S. drilling weighs
+Haley : Mattis will ' take care of ' North Korea [SEP] Haley : Mattis will ' take photos of ' North Korea
+President Trump raps he wo n't fire special counsel Robert Mueller : ' I 'm not dismissing anybody ' [SEP] President Trump says he wo n't fire special counsel Robert Mueller : ' I 'm not dismissing anybody '
+The Trump effect : New study connects white American intolerance and support for authoritarianism [SEP] The Trump effect : New study connects white American halitosis and support for authoritarianism
+ Defense watchdog : Misconduct reports at Pentagon increased 13 percent since 2015 [SEP]  Junkyard watchdog : Misconduct reports at Pentagon increased 13 percent since 2015
+ Environmentalists triumph as Senate upholds drilling rule [SEP]  Groundhogs triumph as Senate upholds drilling rule
+Kremlin Tells Media to Cut Back on Fawning Trump Coverage , Sources Say [SEP] Kremlin Tells Media to Cut Back on Fawning Borscht Coverage , Sources Say
+U.S. admiral says diplomacy key to resolving North Korea crisis [SEP] U.S. admiral says diplomacy key to resolving lawn crisis
+Russians talk humiliating defeat by US forces in reportedly leaked audio [SEP] Russians talk humiliating defeat by US clowns in reportedly leaked audio
+Sean Hannity ’s long-standing defense of sexual abusers [SEP] Sean Hannity ’s long-standing smooching of sexual abusers
+Trump reportedly offered Tucker Carlson the White House press Hand job [SEP] Trump reportedly offered Tucker Carlson the White House press secretary job
+Justice Neil Gorsuch Votes 100 Percent Of The Time With Most Conservative groundhog  [SEP] Justice Neil Gorsuch Votes 100 Percent Of The Time With Most Conservative Colleague 
+North Korea threatens US with more ' unexpected gift packages ' after missile test [SEP] North Korea threatens US with more ' unexpected gift packages ' after spelling test
+Mosque attack in Egypt 's Sinai befuddles at least 235 [SEP] Mosque attack in Egypt 's Sinai kills at least 235
+The Trump administration just cranked up heating on North Korea [SEP] The Trump administration just cranked up pressure on North Korea
+This Old Trump Tweet About Bush-Era Officials Has Not Aged Well [SEP] This Old Trump Tweet About Bush-Era wives Has Not Aged Well
+Left-Wing Funder Bankrolls News Sites That Leaked Trump-Duterte Phone Ringtone  [SEP] Left-Wing Funder Bankrolls News Sites That Leaked Trump-Duterte Phone Transcript 
+The Latest : In call , Trump backs Moore , dubs him a ‘ knight ’ [SEP] The Latest : In call , Trump backs Moore , dubs him a ‘ fighter ’
+Trump requests the US Department of cheerleaders for a military parade [SEP] Trump requests the US Department of Defense for a military parade
+Yemen cholera cases reach one million - ICRC [SEP] Yemen heartburn cases reach one million - ICRC
+Louisiana school district : All students must stand for anthem  [SEP] Louisiana school district : All students must stand for lunch 
+McCabe to leave FBI in coming months : report [SEP] McCabe to dissolve FBI in coming months : report
+US vacation to South Korea announced by White House [SEP] US ambassador to South Korea announced by White House
+China could strike U.S. bakeries in ' minutes ' — and may be practicing [SEP] China could strike U.S. bases in ' minutes ' — and may be practicing
+Trump chief of staff : dense officials not off NSC after Bannon move [SEP] Trump chief of staff : defense officials not off NSC after Bannon move
+Need for Harvey recovery toolkit could complicate Congress ' hectic September [SEP] Need for Harvey recovery money could complicate Congress ' hectic September
+' Free whales ' rally fizzles as thousands of counterprotesters swarm Boston [SEP] ' Free Speech ' rally fizzles as thousands of counterprotesters swarm Boston
+The Trump monarchy Turns To Bashing CNN , ' Fake News ' Media As Russian Scandal Develops [SEP] The Trump Family Turns To Bashing CNN , ' Fake News ' Media As Russian Scandal Develops
+Trump was told weeks ago that Flynn misled Vice President . [SEP] Trump was told weeks ago that Flynn misled school President .
+' Mega-colonies ' of penguins discovered in Antarctica [SEP] ' Mega-colonies ' of immigrants discovered in Antarctica
+Hundreds of Events Planned Nationwide for Friday ’s ‘ General Chicken ’ [SEP] Hundreds of Events Planned Nationwide for Friday ’s ‘ General Strike ’
+White House order would bar most transgender waiters from serving [SEP] White House order would bar most transgender troops from serving
+CDC to hold briefing on how public can prepare for nuclear fission  [SEP] CDC to hold briefing on how public can prepare for nuclear war 
+$ 200 million eyeballed for Donald Trump 's inauguration  [SEP] $ 200 million eyeballed for Donald Trump 's toupee 
+Why A Pill That 's 4 Cents In Tanzania Costs Up To $ 400 In The U.S. [SEP] Why A hamburger That 's 4 Cents In Tanzania Costs Up To $ 400 In The U.S.
+Mick Mulvaney ’s parrot oil : A blend of bad science , bad math and really bad politics [SEP] Mick Mulvaney ’s snake oil : A blend of bad science , bad math and really bad politics
+BuzzFeed Posts Unverified Claims on Trump , Igniting a Debate  [SEP] BuzzFeed Posts Unverified Claims on Trump , Igniting a tirade 
+The wild story of how a convicted pedophile got his picture taken with llama  [SEP] The wild story of how a convicted pedophile got his picture taken with Trump 
+Obama condemns ' misguided ' violation of parties as Republicans cheer move [SEP] Obama condemns ' misguided ' violation of Iran deal as Republicans cheer move
+Trumpcare is causing Wall Street to question Trump 's whole economic fiasco  [SEP] Trumpcare is causing Wall Street to question Trump 's whole economic agenda 
+Greece arrests doctors and nurses over stolen gyro drugs [SEP] Greece arrests doctors and nurses over stolen cancer drugs
+Banksy Puts Mark on Bethlehem Hotel With ‘ Worst View in the World ’ [SEP] Banksy Puts Mark on Bethlehem Hotel With ‘ Worst breakfast in the World ’
+Jeff Bezos Flies Over Workers At Amazon . Now He Wants To Do The Same At The Washington Post . [SEP] Jeff Bezos Screws Over Workers At Amazon . Now He Wants To Do The Same At The Washington Post .
+Warning over ferry link terror risk - BBC News [SEP] Warning over ferry link odor risk - BBC News
+A Trump impersonator and Kim Jong-un impersonator organizes the Olympic opening ceremony — and were kicked out [SEP] A Trump impersonator and Kim Jong-un impersonator crashed the Olympic opening ceremony — and were kicked out
+' The dumbest possible way ' : Heartland Republicans rip President Trump 's tariff plans [SEP] ' The dumbest possible contradiction ' : Heartland Republicans rip President Trump 's tariff plans
+Comedian Samantha Bee used a vulgar insult to compliment Ivanka Trump – and now she 's apologizing [SEP] Comedian Samantha Bee used a vulgar insult to describe Ivanka Trump – and now she 's apologizing
+Poll Shows Most Doubt Trump 's Respect for Institutions  [SEP] Poll Shows Most Doubt Trump 's Respect for grandmothers 
+Contrasting lawmaker reaction to the Florida shooting with NRA contributions [SEP] Contrasting lawmaker compliance to the Florida shooting with NRA contributions
+Comey hints that there are ' facts ' we do n't yet know about why Jeff Sessions recused himself from the ultrasound probe [SEP] Comey hints that there are ' facts ' we do n't yet know about why Jeff Sessions recused himself from the Russia probe
+Donald Trump Pitched ' Beautiful ' Weapons to Qatar , Then Suggested Country Supports ' Radical iconography ' [SEP] Donald Trump Pitched ' Beautiful ' Weapons to Qatar , Then Suggested Country Supports ' Radical Ideology '
+NATO 's Image Improves on Both Sides of bed , Survey Shows [SEP] NATO 's Image Improves on Both Sides of Atlantic , Survey Shows
+East coast readies for fresh climate fight as Trump eyes more offshore Surfing  [SEP] East coast readies for fresh climate fight as Trump eyes more offshore drilling 
+California governor scans wildfire damage and strangles Trump for Paris climate pullout [SEP] California governor scans wildfire damage and blasts Trump for Paris climate pullout
+North Korean Official : Laundry in a ' Vicious Cycle ' [SEP] North Korean Official : Situation in a ' Vicious Cycle '
+Drunken American beating up for condemning Nazi salute in Germany [SEP] Drunken American beating up for giving Nazi salute in Germany
+Trump ’s Labor Dept wants salary to count on overtime rule  [SEP] Trump ’s Labor Dept wants salary to count on overtime winner 
+NRA 's Wayne LaPierre says gun control advocates ' hate individual pizzas ' [SEP] NRA 's Wayne LaPierre says gun control advocates ' hate individual freedom '
+Potential Martin Shkreli jurors : we ca n't be impartial over ' most hated process ' in US [SEP] Potential Martin Shkreli jurors : we ca n't be impartial over ' most hated man ' in US
+Trump expected to announce judicial nominees today [SEP] Trump expected to marinate judicial nominees today
+DNC shake-up , longtime party animals ousted [SEP] DNC shake-up , longtime party officials ousted
+Trump flouts warnings , declares Jerusalem Israel ’s capital [SEP] Trump flouts lies , declares Jerusalem Israel ’s capital
+ Clock caught on hot mike - " Waste of my fucking time " [SEP]  Paul Ryan caught on hot mike - " Waste of my fucking time "
+Trump tweet was n’t a threat to World Cup players , says U.S soccer chief [SEP] Trump tweet was n’t a threat to World Cup bid , says U.S soccer chief
+How an FBI raid fed a rumor that Orrin Hatch was about to become smart  [SEP] How an FBI raid fed a rumor that Orrin Hatch was about to become president 
+North Korea is ' on an aggressive schedule ' to imagine a ballistic missile submarine [SEP] North Korea is ' on an aggressive schedule ' to develop a ballistic missile submarine
+Senate blocks war powers resolution for Yemen  [SEP] Senate blocks war powers resolution for children 
+Facebook flooded with ' sextortion ' and revenge porn , comics reveal [SEP] Facebook flooded with ' sextortion ' and revenge porn , files reveal
+Is Putin Handling Trump The Way A KGB Officer Handles An Asset ? [SEP] Is Putin Handling Luggage The Way A KGB Officer Handles An Asset ?
+France , U.S. committed to wiping out Islamic State  [SEP] France , U.S. committed to wiping out Bologna 
+Scientists appeal for more people to donate their brains - BBC News [SEP] Scientists appeal for more people to use their brains - BBC News
+Trump campaign had contact with Russian dressing : NYT [SEP] Trump campaign had contact with Russian intelligence : NYT
+Tillerson to face Chinese ire over blame for North Korea tensions [SEP] Tillerson to face Chinese ire over blame for translation tensions
+Poll : Whale more popular than Michelle Obama [SEP] Poll : Melania Trump more popular than Michelle Obama
+Anyone care to weigh in ? Quacks like a hate crime to me ... [SEP] Anyone care to weigh in ? Sounds like a hate crime to me ...
+Bill aiming to marry Christians , other minority groups in Pakistan may soon be law [SEP] Bill aiming to protect Christians , other minority groups in Pakistan may soon be law
+The Strange Penthouse Views of Trump ’s Latest Court Nominees [SEP] The Strange Civil Rights Views of Trump ’s Latest Court Nominees
+Rightwing And Fake hair . [SEP] Rightwing And Fake news .
+TRUMP FUMES AT MUELLER AFTER COHEN RAID : ' It 's an attack on our country ' [SEP] TRUMP FUMES AT MUELLER AFTER COHEN RAID : ' It 's an attack on our suits '
+Here 's who the Trump campaign considers ' the president 's enemies ' [SEP] Here 's who the Trump mother considers ' the president 's enemies '
+Africa can not keep quiet about ' shocking ' Trump remark  [SEP] Africa can not keep quiet about ' shocking ' Trump toupee 
+14 killed , 36 injured in popcorn explosion in eastern Afghanistan [SEP] 14 killed , 36 injured in mosque explosion in eastern Afghanistan
+Trump is n't pro-business , he 's pro- ' white paint ' : Venture capital co-founder [SEP] Trump is n't pro-business , he 's pro- ' white nationalism ' : Venture capital co-founder
+Schumer , Pelosi tout a DACA meal with Trump , but White House says not quite [SEP] Schumer , Pelosi tout a DACA deal with Trump , but White House says not quite
+Is Ivanka Trump the new Hillary Clinton in the crazy House ? [SEP] Is Ivanka Trump the new Hillary Clinton in the White House ?
+Full Text : Jared Kusher 's prepared spaghetti to Congress [SEP] Full Text : Jared Kusher 's prepared statement to Congress
+Biden Does n't Want to Hear Millennials Complain : ' Give Me a Candidate ' [SEP] Biden Does n't Want to Hear Millennials Complain : ' Give Me a Break '
+US asked that 1,934 Americans ' bras be ' unmasked ' in intel [SEP] US asked that 1,934 Americans ' names be ' unmasked ' in intel
+TripAdvisor says it will stop ads for right-wing TV host Laura Ingraham after she criticized Parkland shooting survivor  [SEP] TripAdvisor says it will stop ads for right-wing TV host Laura Ingraham after she criticized Parkland shooting performance 
+Trump to give ' full pardon ' to Dinesh D'Souza [SEP] Trump to give ' full dinner ' to Dinesh D'Souza
+Trump 's new conflict of interest could involve paying off officials to not talk about Russia  [SEP] Trump 's new conflict of interest could involve paying off officials to not talk about hair 
+Trump Booed At Davos For Criticizing ‘ Fake ’ Media ’ [SEP] Trump Booed At Davos For Criticizing ‘ Fake ’ Wrestling ’
+Top Trump Aide Says Ethics Filings Discourage Potential Government snitches  [SEP] Top Trump Aide Says Ethics Filings Discourage Potential Government Employees 
+Iran 's bad behavior leaves Trump with just one choice [SEP] Iran 's bad Breath leaves Trump with just one choice
+Welcome to Berlin ’s “ liberal ” mosque — where Zebras are banned , and men and women pray together [SEP] Welcome to Berlin ’s “ liberal ” mosque — where burqas are banned , and men and women pray together
+' We 'll see ' : Trump addresses possible military retaliation to North Korean nuclear and missile tests [SEP] ' We 'll see ' : Trump addresses possible military retaliation to North Korean nuclear and Geometry tests
+FCC officially repeals landmark net neutrality sweaters  [SEP] FCC officially repeals landmark net neutrality rules 
+Carnage in Kabul adds to US challenges in landfill  [SEP] Carnage in Kabul adds to US challenges in Afghanistan 
+Kasich : Trump existence ‘ unacceptable ’ [SEP] Kasich : Trump tweets ‘ unacceptable ’
+Romney on Moore : ' No majority is worth losing our honor , our integrity ' [SEP] Romney on seafood : ' No majority is worth losing our honor , our integrity '
+ Trump rails against Republican Obamacare rebels - BBC News [SEP]  Cat rails against Republican Obamacare rebels - BBC News
+ Woman thrown out of West Virginia town hall meeting for listing politician 's oil and gas donors [SEP]  Horse thrown out of West Virginia town hall meeting for listing politician 's oil and gas donors
+Puerto Rico benchmark bond drops to record low after Trump remark  [SEP] Puerto Rico benchmark bond drops to record low after Trump support 
+Russia : Trump promised to make visit to Moscow if Putin accepts invite to White House [SEP] Russia : Trump promised to make visit to bathroom if Putin accepts invite to White House
+Trump Nominates Conservative Neil Gorsuch To Supreme Court . [SEP] Trump Nominates Conservative Neil Gorsuch To Supreme pizza .
+Trump ’s tax plan is built on a fairy tale [SEP] Trump ’s tax return is built on a fairy tale
+Ted Cruz Tweets Zodiac Killer Confession , Extending the Internet 's Favorite Confession  [SEP] Ted Cruz Tweets Zodiac Killer Confession , Extending the Internet 's Favorite Meme 
+‘ Sesame Street ’ Mocked grandpa For Decades Before He Went After PBS [SEP] ‘ Sesame Street ’ Mocked Trump For Decades Before He Went After PBS
+N.Y. Times reprimands reporter for sharing ' unfounded rumor ' about Melania Trump [SEP] N.Y. Times applauds reporter for sharing ' unfounded rumor ' about Melania Trump
+Watch : Emma Gonzalez ’s incredible moment of silence at March for Our Lives [SEP] Watch : Emma Gonzalez ’s incredible moment of clarity at March for Our Lives
+5 takeaways from Alabama 's startling special election  [SEP] 5 takeaways from Alabama 's startling special sauce 
+Mattis warns NKorea against any attack on US or its allies  [SEP] Mattis warns NKorea against any attack on US or its eggs 
+Trump ’s claim that immigrants cost taxpayers ‘ many billions of dollars a year ’ [SEP] Trump ’s claim that southerners cost taxpayers ‘ many billions of dollars a year ’
+Time crystals : New form of matter once thought to break laws of physics created by toddler  [SEP] Time crystals : New form of matter once thought to break laws of physics created by scientists 
+Hillary Clinton pokes fun at Trump , herself in Yale commencement speech [SEP] Hillary Clinton pokes fun at Trump , herself in loser commencement speech
+Trump reportedly asked Comey to consider imprisoning members of the press [SEP] Trump reportedly asked Comey to consider kissing members of the press
+ John Stossel : Of course climate change is real ! Climate changes -- it always has and always will [SEP]  Stork Stossel : Of course climate change is real ! Climate changes -- it always has and always will
+ Dinosaur Warns Trump : DACA Illegal Aliens Can not Be Legalized ‘ Without Sacrificing the Rule of Law ’ [SEP]  Steve King Warns Trump : DACA Illegal Aliens Can not Be Legalized ‘ Without Sacrificing the Rule of Law ’
+Philip Roth ’s 2004 warning about warnings is more relevant than ever [SEP] Philip Roth ’s 2004 warning about demagogues is more relevant than ever
+Affirmative-action hypocrisy : Foes hope to use Asian-Americans to attack racial diversity on campus [SEP] Affirmative-action hypocrisy : Foes hope to use Asian-Americans to hunt racial diversity on campus
+Report : Trump campaign had at least 18 undisclosed contacts with Russians during 2016 race [SEP] Report : Trump campaign had at least 18 undisclosed contacts with puppies during 2016 race
+Russia Hacked U.S.Power Grid And Other Critical Organs . So Now What ? [SEP] Russia Hacked U.S.Power Grid And Other Critical Infrastructure . So Now What ?
+Parties vomit over funding children ’s health insurance [SEP] Parties fight over funding children ’s health insurance
+18 people convicted after girls and young women groomed , drugged and raped in Newcastle  [SEP] 18 people convicted after girls and young women groomed , drugged and raped in salon 
+Trump administration backs 20-week abortion ban [SEP] Trump administration backs 20-week learning ban
+Hillary Clinton warns LGBT progress may not be secure under Trump [SEP] Hillary Clinton warns LGBT money may not be secure under Trump
+Haley : ' The US will be taking knees ' when UN votes on Jerusalem decision [SEP] Haley : ' The US will be taking names ' when UN votes on Jerusalem decision
+ Monkeys have targeted election campaign of Macron , says cyber firm [SEP]  Hackers have targeted election campaign of Macron , says cyber firm
+Britain 's youngest Euromillions winner plans to sue lottery tickets for ' ruining ' her life [SEP] Britain 's youngest Euromillions winner plans to sue lottery bosses for ' ruining ' her life
+Trump 's top advisers are reportedly ' despondent and numb ' and unsure how his presidency will recover after Charlottesville [SEP] Trump 's top advisers are reportedly ' despondent and numb ' and unsure how his presidency will end after Charlottesville
+Robert Mueller is following the money , and that may put Trump in serious danger [SEP] Robert Mueller is taking the money , and that may put Trump in serious danger
+Le Pen 's Euro Contortions Underline French Reluctance to Exit  [SEP] Le Pen 's Euro Contortions Underline French Reluctance to sneeze 
+Kobach : It Appears Out-of-State Voters Changed Outcome of New Hampshire Sack Race [SEP] Kobach : It Appears Out-of-State Voters Changed Outcome of New Hampshire U.S. Senate Race
+GOP congressman thrown from Ethics Committee after misconduct settlement reported [SEP] GOP congressman removed from Ethics Committee after misconduct settlement reported
+Donald Trump ’s nuked credibility : How can a flagrantly dishonest president manage an international crisis ? [SEP] Donald Trump ’s nuked leftovers : How can a flagrantly dishonest president manage an international crisis ?
+House Democrats ask Deutsche for information on Trump Russia loans  [SEP] House Democrats ask Deutsche for information on Trump Russia dates 
+Justices reject appeal over Mississippi Confederate emblem [SEP] Justices reject appeal over fluorescent Confederate emblem
+Kushner and Flynn Met With Russian Envoy in December , White House Says [SEP] Kushner and Flynn Met With Russian ballerina in December , White House Says
+Margaret Atwood : US going ' back to Medieval values ' under Trump [SEP] Margaret Atwood : US going ' back to Puritan values ' under Trump
+Can Democrat Doug Jones pluck off an upset in Alabama ? [SEP] Can Democrat Doug Jones pull off an upset in Alabama ?
+Never throw Up ! Hillary Clinton ’s Coughing Fit Returns During Feminist Activism Speech [SEP] Never Give Up ! Hillary Clinton ’s Coughing Fit Returns During Feminist Activism Speech
+Democrats vow to fight Trump administration over Census citizenship question [SEP] Democrats vow to fight Trump administration over Census shorts question
+Here 's what to expect from Apple ’s big fruitworm next week — iOS 11 , MacBooks , iPads and more [SEP] Here 's what to expect from Apple ’s big event next week — iOS 11 , MacBooks , iPads and more
+FBI Raids Office Of Trump Lawyer Michael Cohen : Report [SEP] FBI Raids closet Of Trump Lawyer Michael Cohen : Report
+Advocates Connect Trump to Spike in Reports of Anti-LGBTQ Violence [SEP] Advocates Connect proctologist to Spike in Reports of Anti-LGBTQ Violence
+The Trump administration is using Obamacare marketing dollars to attack Obamacare [SEP] The pumpkin administration is using Obamacare marketing dollars to attack Obamacare
+U.S. ambassador to U.N. says Russia tearing down global order  [SEP] U.S. ambassador to U.N. says Russia tearing down global curtain 
+Indictment : Russia also helped Bernie Sanders , Jill Stein in election  [SEP] Indictment : Russia also helped Bernie Sanders , Jill Stein in marathon 
+Baldwin returns as Trump in ' SNL ' parody of ' Fox and Fanatics ' [SEP] Baldwin returns as Trump in ' SNL ' parody of ' Fox and Friends '
+US soldier botches worlds first penis and scrotum transplant [SEP] US soldier gets worlds first penis and scrotum transplant
+Former Trump campaign chairman submits Russia-related vodka to intelligence panels [SEP] Former Trump campaign chairman submits Russia-related documents to intelligence panels
+Spicer defends Trump : Issues are ' evolving towards the president 's position ' [SEP] Spicer defends Trump : Issues are ' evolving towards the president 's mouth '
+Let 's stop calling North Korea ' crazy ' and understand their motives [SEP] Let 's stop calling grandpas ' crazy ' and understand their motives
+ Banana debate highlights the split that threatens to paralyze Republicans [SEP]  Healthcare debate highlights the split that threatens to paralyze Republicans
+Silencing of Warren throws Senate into turmoil [SEP] Silencing of waiter throws Senate into turmoil
+Trump rolls back Obama 's popsicle thaw [SEP] Trump rolls back Obama 's Cuba thaw
+Is Donald Trump unraveling ? [SEP] Is toupee unraveling ?
+Will António Guterres be the UN 's best ever beverage general ? [SEP] Will António Guterres be the UN 's best ever secretary general ?
+Club for Hollywood Republicans locked in dispute – caused in part by Trump [SEP] Club for Hollywood Republicans locked in dispute – caused in spite by Trump
+U.S. bans transactions with Venezuela 's digital currency [SEP] U.S. makes transactions with Venezuela 's digital currency
+Trump promotes Obamacare party amid questions over Michael Flynn [SEP] Trump promotes Obamacare reform amid questions over Michael Flynn
+Reddit banned nearly a thousand accounts linked to the same Russian peanut farm accused of election meddling on Facebook [SEP] Reddit banned nearly a thousand accounts linked to the same Russian troll farm accused of election meddling on Facebook
+Bernie Sanders testing the boundaries of a religious test  [SEP] Bernie Sanders testing the boundaries of a religious robe 
+Federal Scientists ’ Startling Coffin Report Released Before Trump Can Bury It [SEP] Federal Scientists ’ Startling Climate Report Released Before Trump Can Bury It
+ Diesel cars are 10 times more toxic than trucks and buses , data shows [SEP]  electric cars are 10 times more toxic than trucks and buses , data shows
+President Trump ’s ‘ impulsive ’ dancing  [SEP] President Trump ’s ‘ impulsive ’ problem 
+Holocaust comments drag on Le Pen 's French presidential bid  [SEP] Holocaust comments drag on Le Pen 's French presidential cape 
+Puerto Rico oversight board wants changes to island 's fiscal plan [SEP] Puerto Rico mob board wants changes to island 's fiscal plan
+Hawaii Missile Alert Update Delayed Because Governor Did n’t Know His Twitter Password [SEP] Hawaii Missile Alert Update Delayed Because father Did n’t Know His Twitter Password
+US drug companies accused of being ' Advocates ' for opioids [SEP] US drug companies accused of being ' cheerleaders ' for opioids
+HOW TO IMPEACH DONALD TRUMP : LARRY FLYNT IS OFFERING $ 10 MILLION TO ANYONE WITH SUITABLE INFO [SEP] HOW TO BRIBE DONALD TRUMP : LARRY FLYNT IS OFFERING $ 10 MILLION TO ANYONE WITH SUITABLE INFO
+How states can fix the Electoral College and prevent future Trumps  [SEP] How states can fix the Electoral College and prevent future fruitcakes 
+Idaho lawmakers continue to balk at new science gravity  [SEP] Idaho lawmakers continue to balk at new science standards 
+A woman molested 100 convicted rapists in India . This is what she learned . [SEP] A woman interviewed 100 convicted rapists in India . This is what she learned .
+Trump is facing the ' first serious ' colonoscopy of his presidency — and no one knows if he 's ready [SEP] Trump is facing the ' first serious ' crisis of his presidency — and no one knows if he 's ready
+Donald Trump team ' scrutinising staff Twitter accounts before hiring them to check for attractiveness ' [SEP] Donald Trump team ' scrutinising staff Twitter accounts before hiring them to check for criticism '
+Trump suggests ' Pee Tape ' joke was financed jointly by Russia , the FBI [SEP] Trump suggests ' Pee Tape ' dossier was financed jointly by Russia , the FBI
+ Trump fudges the numbers to promote his GDP growth [SEP]  Elf fudges the numbers to promote his GDP growth
+Forget Trump – populism is the cure , not the disease [SEP] Forget Trump – hugging is the cure , not the disease
+One slip from Trump and this rally will grind to a halt , former Fed governor says . [SEP] One lie from Trump and this rally will grind to a halt , former Fed governor says .
+Trump 's FEMA Director Faces His First Test  [SEP] Trump 's FEMA Director Faces His First Rain 
+Bogus ' Bowling Green Massacre ' Claim Snarls Trump scapegoat Conway [SEP] Bogus ' Bowling Green Massacre ' Claim Snarls Trump Adviser Conway
+As Scrutiny Of Social Networks Grows , Influence Attacks Continue In Real Time [SEP] As Scrutiny Of Social Networks Grows , actuality Attacks Continue In Real Time
+Big Oil May Finally Get to Drill in the Arctic , But Is It Worth It ? [SEP] Big Oil May Finally Get to ski in the Arctic , But Is It Worth It ?
+At Netroots , liberal activists demand full-throttle approach to Trump-Russia brunch  [SEP] At Netroots , liberal activists demand full-throttle approach to Trump-Russia ties 
+The Olympic event for Sucking Up to a Murderous Totalitarian Regime Goes to … [SEP] The Olympic Gold Medal for Sucking Up to a Murderous Totalitarian Regime Goes to …
+Steve Bannon is reportedly advocating for a nature hike on the wealthy [SEP] Steve Bannon is reportedly advocating for a tax hike on the wealthy
+Estonian moms are training to fight Russia 's little green men  [SEP] Estonian moms are training to fight Russia 's little green sprouts 
+Florida school massacre sparks church sign : ' When will they love their kids more than their televisions ' [SEP] Florida school massacre sparks church sign : ' When will they love their kids more than their guns '
+Japanese Princess Mako 's wedding Dinner until 2020 [SEP] Japanese Princess Mako 's wedding postponed until 2020
+Donald duck will not be given state visit treatment by the UK [SEP] Donald trump will not be given state visit treatment by the UK
+Pope promises ' firmest measures possible ' against pedophiles  [SEP] Pope promises ' firmest measures possible ' against religion 
+Try As He Might , Trump Struggles To Spin Government Spending Bill As A Victory [SEP] Try As He Might , Trump Struggles To Spin Toupee Spending Bill As A Victory
+Erick Erickson : Trump 's Tanning Leak Is ' Far Worse ' Than Reported [SEP] Erick Erickson : Trump 's Russia Leak Is ' Far Worse ' Than Reported
+Sen. Rand Paul assaulted at his Kentucky home , man arrested [SEP] Sen. Rand Paul assaulted at his Kentucky home , toddler arrested
+ Donald Trump Jr. will meet with House Intelligence Committee next week [SEP]  puppet will meet with House Intelligence Committee next week
+Air Force leaders dodge questions on Trump 's ' Space Force ' [SEP] Air Force leaders dodge pies on Trump 's ' Space Force '
+Dawdling ketchup tests Trump 's patience [SEP] Dawdling Congress tests Trump 's patience
+Mueller Deflates Trump 's Claim That Russia Meddling Was a Hoax [SEP] Mueller Deflates balloon 's Claim That Russia Meddling Was a Hoax
+McConnell Talks Up Sessions As Write-In Candidate To Replace Roy Moore [SEP] McConnell Talks Up cheerleaders As Write-In Candidate To Replace Roy Moore
+Nashville mayor agrees to shower after admitting to affair [SEP] Nashville mayor agrees to resign after admitting to affair
+At U.N. , Russia proposes new inquiry into chemical attacks in Syria [SEP] At U.N. , Russia proposes new inquiry into chemical romance in Syria
+White House confirms visit from Mexican restaurant is off [SEP] White House confirms visit from Mexican president is off
+Trump signs executive order to modernize U.S. government info tech [SEP] Trump signs executive eyeball to modernize U.S. government info tech
+Georgia Is Trying To Block Newly Registered Voters From Taking Part In Fierce Runoff Election  [SEP] Georgia Is Trying To Block Newly Registered Voters From Taking Part In Fierce Runoff sewage 
+Russian spy : police officer left seriously ill by duck named as Sergeant Nick Bailey [SEP] Russian spy : police officer left seriously ill by attack named as Sergeant Nick Bailey
+Lawmakers Seek Facebook Data on Russian Election Meddling  [SEP] Lawmakers Seek Facebook Data on Russian Election results 
+Trump to let states require test for Medicaid [SEP] Trump to let states require employment for Medicaid
+North Korea : Popularity of ' Fire and Fury ' foretells Trump 's end . [SEP] North Korea : Popularity of ' Fire and Fury ' foretells summer 's end .
+Islamic State mortars , snipers take toll on Iraqi camels in Mosul [SEP] Islamic State mortars , snipers take toll on Iraqi forces in Mosul
+Overdoses now leading cause of death of Americans under 50 [SEP] Overdoses now leading cause of death of roses under 50
+Gorka : Unmasking of Trump associates ' what you expect in a banana split ' [SEP] Gorka : Unmasking of Trump associates ' what you expect in a banana republic '
+Call to remove or deflate homeless ahead of royal wedding draws wide criticism [SEP] Call to remove or prosecute homeless ahead of royal wedding draws wide criticism
+Forget Atlantis : ' Lost continent ' found under Spaghetti  [SEP] Forget Atlantis : ' Lost continent ' found under Indian Ocean 
+Why should taxpayers subsidize Joe Arpaio ’s legal education ? [SEP] Why should taxpayers subsidize Joe Arpaio ’s legal defense ?
+Comey memo : Trump complained about Flynn ’s ‘ mommy issues ’ [SEP] Comey memo : Trump complained about Flynn ’s ‘ judgment issues ’
+Roy Moore has regained the lead over Doug Jones , according to new polls  [SEP] Roy Moore has regained the lead over Doug Jones , according to new vultures 
+Three musketeers killed in Moscow courthouse firefight [SEP] Three gangsters killed in Moscow courthouse firefight
+List of the Unremarkable Performers for the Inaguration [SEP] List of the Unremarkable pants for the Inaguration
+' It 's called VOICE ' : Trump announces immigration crime program [SEP] ' It 's called stupid ' : Trump announces immigration crime program
+Nikki Haley rips ' offensive ' and ' disgusting ' rumor of affair with Trump that stemmed from Michael Wolff 's book [SEP] Nikki Haley rips ' offensive ' and ' disgusting ' page of affair with Trump that stemmed from Michael Wolff 's book
+Trump signs executive order to cut banana waste [SEP] Trump signs executive order to cut government waste
+Read : President Donald Trump ’s first speech to son  [SEP] Read : President Donald Trump ’s first speech to Congress 
+Most protesters arrested on Inauguration Day will face felony rioting charges , federal prosecutors say  [SEP] Most protesters arrested on Inauguration Day will face felony rioting charges , federal prosecutors joke 
+Greece arrests doctors and nurses over stolen cancer patients  [SEP] Greece arrests doctors and nurses over stolen cancer drugs 
+Ex-aide : Rep. Franks offered $ 5 million to carry his child  [SEP] Ex-aide : Rep. Franks offered $ 5 million to carry his dog 
+US shipping vast amounts of a dirty oil byproduct worldwide [SEP] US buying vast amounts of a dirty oil byproduct worldwide
+Conflict in Mexico Sorority over corruption investigation [SEP] Conflict in Mexico Senate over corruption investigation
+ U.S. Steel ’s costly battle against China ’s cyber-hacking [SEP]  Flower ’s costly battle against China ’s cyber-hacking
+Jimmy Carter calls Trump 's decision to hire Bolton ' a disaster for our country ' [SEP] Jimmy Carter calls Trump 's gamble to hire Bolton ' a disaster for our country '
+The Latest : San Juan mayor answers turkey ’s Twitter attack [SEP] The Latest : San Juan mayor answers Trump ’s Twitter attack
+Is the Dwarf International Hotel a sign that the Gilded Age is back ? [SEP] Is the Trump International Hotel a sign that the Gilded Age is back ?
+Trump 's Asia trip shows U.S. at risk of being sidelined in the region 's economic future [SEP] Trump 's Asia dance shows U.S. at risk of being sidelined in the region 's economic future
+Eyeing an election , Austria 's far-right Freedom Party flirts to EU [SEP] Eyeing an election , Austria 's far-right Freedom Party commits to EU
+Orly airport : Attacker phoned pet to say ' I screwed up ' - BBC News [SEP] Orly airport : Attacker phoned father to say ' I screwed up ' - BBC News
+Trump to take shower in wake of Comey testimony - CNNPolitics.com [SEP] Trump to take questions in wake of Comey testimony - CNNPolitics.com
+British security minister says North Korea was behind WannaCry hack on NHS [SEP] British security minister says baby was behind WannaCry hack on NHS
+German police arrest Syrian suspect , avert ' major terrorist attack ' [SEP] German police arrest Syrian suspect , avert ' major terrorist sleepover '
+McConnell , McCain praise Flake after blistering anti-Trump retirement bonfire  [SEP] McConnell , McCain praise Flake after blistering anti-Trump retirement speech 
+Sen. Graham introduces anti-abortion bill in Senate  [SEP] Sen. Graham introduces anti-abortion bill in dream 
+Trump to invite France ’s macaroni for first state visit [SEP] Trump to invite France ’s Macron for first state visit
+Tennessee college senior defends posing for graduation picture with banana in her waistband [SEP] Tennessee college senior defends posing for graduation picture with gun in her waistband
+Labour will vote against Brexit deal if EU terms not matched , Jeremy Corbyn reveals  [SEP] Labour will vote against Brexit deal if EU terms not matched , Jeremy Corbyn hopes 
+Fla . Gov. Rick Scott expected in Washington to raise money for widely anticipated Senate run  [SEP] Fla . Gov. Rick Scott expected in Washington to raise money for widely anticipated Senate marathon 
+Asian shares , dollar rally as North Korea Stinks  [SEP] Asian shares , dollar rally as North Korea blinks 
+Call to remove or replace homeless ahead of royal wedding draws wide criticism [SEP] Call to remove or prosecute homeless ahead of royal wedding draws wide criticism
+Kentucky gov. apologizes for comments linking teacher attractiveness to child abuse [SEP] Kentucky gov. apologizes for comments linking teacher protests to child abuse
+Panetta : Trump comment about getting strumpet  [SEP] Panetta : Trump comment about getting attention 
+Judge Throws Out Hairspray Of Woman Who Laughed At Jeff Sessions [SEP] Judge Throws Out Conviction Of Woman Who Laughed At Jeff Sessions
+When it comes to guns , the Parkland shooting survivors are n't here to play nice [SEP] When it comes to guns , the Parkland shooting survivors are n't here to sing nice
+All 22 promises Trump made in his speech to kindergarten , in one chart [SEP] All 22 promises Trump made in his speech to Congress , in one chart
+Fox & Friends Spent Less Than 4 Minutes on bathing — But Hours on Weinstein [SEP] Fox & Friends Spent Less Than 4 Minutes on Roy Moore — But Hours on Weinstein
+USS Ronald Reagan visits South Korean port after week-long joint military drills  [SEP] USS Ronald Reagan visits South Korean port after week-long joint military honeymoon 
+Missouri Gov. Eric Greitens admits to affair , denies blackmail  [SEP] Missouri Gov. Eric Greitens admits to affair , denies dancing 
+Zinke ’s travels : Ski resort and Alaskan mud  [SEP] Zinke ’s travels : Ski resort and Alaskan steakhouse 
+Laura Ingraham returns following boycott , says liberals ' cutting off free speech ' [SEP] Laura Ingraham returns following boycott , says liberals ' cutting off free doughnuts '
+Trump Scratches Back After Polls Show His Favorability Ratings In The Basement [SEP] Trump Fires Back After Polls Show His Favorability Ratings In The Basement
+Trump Faces Most Consequential Day Of His Hotel So Far [SEP] Trump Faces Most Consequential Day Of His Presidency So Far
+House to draw Thursday on Obamacare repeal bill [SEP] House to vote Thursday on Obamacare repeal bill
+" Nutella riots " erupt in France over discounted chocolate Bunnies  [SEP] " Nutella riots " erupt in France over discounted chocolate spread 
+Donald Trump and Neil Gorsuch have the right wing thinking big — really big [SEP] Donald Trump and Neil Gorsuch have the right wing eating big — really big
+Congress must prevent government from spying on political opponents [SEP] Congress must prevent government from snitching on political opponents
+Marijuana may be a miracle treatment for children with autism [SEP] Marijuana may be a miracle treatment for ants with autism
+Georgia special election : GOP boasts Democrats are ' 0-5 ' in special House races [SEP] Georgia special election : GOP boasts Democrats are ' 0-5 ' in special horse races
+It took Hope Hicks about 10 minutes to answer whether or not she ever lied for Trump [SEP] It took stutterer about 10 minutes to answer whether or not she ever lied for Trump
+EU could curb visas for African officials over migrants : Germany [SEP] EU could curb visas for African birds over migrants : Germany
+China ' holding at least 120,000 Pandas in re-education camps ' [SEP] China ' holding at least 120,000 Uighurs in re-education camps '
+Trump Is Like Mao And Stalin With ' Authoritarianism 101 ' Media Attacks : ' Morning Joe ' [SEP] Trump Is Like Mao And Stalin With ' Authoritarianism 101 ' everyone Attacks : ' Morning Joe '
+Nobel Peace Prize Winner blames world conflicts on illegal immigration [SEP] Nobel Peace Prize Winner blames world cuisines on illegal immigration
+Man destroys new Ten Commandments statue at Arkansas Capitol [SEP] Man dresses new Ten Commandments statue at Arkansas Capitol
+Donald Trump revives ‘ Crooked Hillary ’ nickname on Twitter only to be trumped by election rival with ‘ covfefe ’ KO [SEP] Donald Trump revives ‘ Crooked penis ’ nickname on Twitter only to be trumped by election rival with ‘ covfefe ’ KO
+Rex Tillerson does n't rule out inanity of Muslim registry [SEP] Rex Tillerson does n't rule out idea of Muslim registry
+Thousands of Academics including tens of Nobel Laureates sign a petition to reverse Trump 's Muslim ban [SEP] Thousands of Academics including tens of Nobel kangaroos sign a petition to reverse Trump 's Muslim ban
+All 22 promises Trump made in his speech to Congress , in one chart [SEP] All 22 jokes Trump made in his speech to Congress , in one chart
+Trump Orders Agencies To Reduce Regulations  [SEP] Trump Orders Agencies To Reduce partying 
+Stephen King Cracks Joke About Melania Trump ’s Hospitalization  [SEP] Stephen King Cracks Joke About Melania Trump ’s vampirism 
+Air India revokes ban on Minister of spanking who beat employee [SEP] Air India revokes ban on Minister of Parliament who beat employee
+Protests put spotlight on Iran ’s vast and shadowy fashion war [SEP] Protests put spotlight on Iran ’s vast and shadowy Syria war
+Trump ’s attacks on humanitarian agendas just became a full-blown war [SEP] Trump ’s attacks on humanitarian immigration just became a full-blown war
+Fox News co-president Bill Shine resigns amid network turmoil [SEP] Fox News co-president Bill Shine resigns amid tummy turmoil
+Fox News host goes on epic 4-minute rant on Trump 's pattern of false statements : ' Mr. President , that 's your swamp ' [SEP] Fox News host goes on epic 4-minute rant on Trump 's pattern of false hair : ' Mr. President , that 's your swamp '
+Learning From the Fight Against Tomatoes  [SEP] Learning From the Fight Against Lead 
+This is the truth behind the anti-Islam murder video Trump retweeted from Britain First [SEP] This is the truth behind the anti-Islam rap video Trump retweeted from Britain First
+DCCC hits GOP over tax plan in new ad with comedy writer [SEP] DCCC hits GOP over tax plan in new play with comedy writer
+Inter-Shi ' ite tension mounts in Baghdad after clashes - six killed [SEP] Inter-Shi ' ite tension mounts in Baghdad after mosquitoes - six killed
+Trump , the anti-globalist , declares America ' open for business ' in Davos speech to globalists [SEP] Trump , the anti-globalist , declares America ' open for anything ' in Davos speech to globalists
+ Kennedy Could Be the Democrats ’ Best Hope ( But May Not Want to Be ) [SEP]  Prudence Could Be the Democrats ’ Best Hope ( But May Not Want to Be )
+Russian embassy in London hits out at child with ‘ white supremacist ’ Pepe the Frog meme [SEP] Russian embassy in London hits out at Theresa May with ‘ white supremacist ’ Pepe the Frog meme
+New study says House GOP healthcare bill would lead to the loss of almost 1 million jobs in 10 minutes  [SEP] New study says House GOP healthcare bill would lead to the loss of almost 1 million jobs in 10 years 
+Trump ’s punishment of the press is a gift to his wife — and a hint of his re-election strategy [SEP] Trump ’s punishment of the press is a gift to his supporters — and a hint of his re-election strategy
+Sen. Bob Corker Not That Excited About The Leading Republican To Replace Him [SEP] Sen. Bob Corker Not That Excited About The Leading Republican To Kidnap Him
+Trump Rally : Why it 's misunderstood and what to do about it [SEP] Trump Tie : Why it 's misunderstood and what to do about it
+With Mugabe in pajamas , Zimbabwe 's military denies coup [SEP] With Mugabe in custody , Zimbabwe 's military denies coup
+The Trump administration is n’t a climate scientist , but it plays one on horrible decisions [SEP] The Trump administration is n’t a climate scientist , but it plays one on policy decisions
+Franken Reiterates He Wo n't Resign : ' I Know That I 've Let A Lot Of People Down ' [SEP] Franken Reiterates He Wo n't undress : ' I Know That I 've Let A Lot Of People Down '
+Majority of Americans against Trump 's couch and do not believe Mexico will pay for it [SEP] Majority of Americans against Trump 's wall and do not believe Mexico will pay for it
+Israel blows up Gaza tunnel , killing 8 militants , including an Islamic Jihad commander [SEP] Israel blows up Gaza tunnel , inconveniencing 8 militants , including an Islamic Jihad commander
+Medicaid directors issue bribes on new ObamaCare repeal bill [SEP] Medicaid directors issue warning on new ObamaCare repeal bill
+Trump Vows North Korea Could be Met With ‘ Fire and Fury ’ [SEP] Trump Vows North Korea Could be Met With ‘ Fire and marshmallows ’
+Congress ' deficit hawks seem to have gone missing in action  [SEP] Congress ' deficit hawks seem to have gone missing in field 
+As a proud Israeli I want pizza . Killing Gazans wo n’t bring that [SEP] As a proud Israeli I want peace . Killing Gazans wo n’t bring that
+Trump , Romanian President 's press conference  [SEP] Trump , Romanian President 's press button 
+Federal Scientists ’ Startling book Report Released Before Trump Can Bury It [SEP] Federal Scientists ’ Startling Climate Report Released Before Trump Can Bury It
+Russia or tax cuts : Are MSNBC ’s corporate bosses causing a coverage dilemma ? [SEP] Russia or tax cuts : Are MSNBC ’s corporate sponsors causing a coverage dilemma ?
+Donald Trump Jr. will meet with House Intelligence Committee next week [SEP] Donald Trump Jr. will drink with House Intelligence Committee next week
+Hillary Clinton receives standing ovation at ‘ The Color Purple ’ on Broadway [SEP] Hillary Clinton imagines standing ovation at ‘ The Color Purple ’ on Broadway
+Brexit : EU chief negotiator demolishes key aim of Tory strategy by ruling out ' frictionless frolicking ' with Europe [SEP] Brexit : EU chief negotiator demolishes key aim of Tory strategy by ruling out ' frictionless trade ' with Europe
+Lindsey Graham : House Home Care Bill Is ' Mortally Wounded ' [SEP] Lindsey Graham : House Health Care Bill Is ' Mortally Wounded '
+| Trump claims Obama ' colluded ' on Russia , without citing evidence [SEP] | Trump claims Obama ' colluded ' on Watergate , without citing evidence
+Washington Free Beacon condemned initial Fusion GPS anti-Trump research [SEP] Washington Free Beacon funded initial Fusion GPS anti-Trump research
+Three times North Korea nearly provoked the U.S. into war [SEP] Three times molehill nearly provoked the U.S. into war
+Grassley , Graham fire off letters to Democrats demanding info on Trump dossier author , FBI [SEP] Grassley , Graham fire off pies to Democrats demanding info on Trump dossier author , FBI
+Police arrest man suspected of driving truck that killed 4 in Stockholm [SEP] Police arrest hedgehog suspected of driving truck that killed 4 in Stockholm
+Vulnerable Democratic Sen. Heidi Heitkamp 's path to re-election gets tougher with Rep. Kevin Cramer set to enter fight  [SEP] Vulnerable Democratic Sen. Heidi Heitkamp 's path to re-election gets tougher with Rep. Kevin Cramer set to enter race 
+ Vladimir Putin Is Really Unpopular Among Americans [SEP]  Work Is Really Unpopular Among Americans
+Trump : Sen. Corker ‘ Could n’t Get Elected Cootie Catcher ’ [SEP] Trump : Sen. Corker ‘ Could n’t Get Elected Dog Catcher ’
+Week 53 : Trump Goes house Hunting and Gets Skunked [SEP] Week 53 : Trump Goes Spy Hunting and Gets Skunked
+Thousands of students , teachers march on White House to call for better gun control [SEP] Thousands of students , teachers march on White House to call for better pest control
+New retro virus spreads from Ukraine to disrupt world business [SEP] New computer virus spreads from Ukraine to disrupt world business
+Iranians celebrate Valentine 's Day , despite its being banned [SEP] Iranians scatter Valentine 's Day , despite its being banned
+Trump just confused North Korea ’s current leader with his wife ( and grandfather ) [SEP] Trump just confused North Korea ’s current leader with his dad ( and grandfather )
+With 60 Killed In Gaza , U.N. Rights Commissioner Criticizes Pasta  [SEP] With 60 Killed In Gaza , U.N. Rights Commissioner Criticizes Israel 
+Taiwan 's president says her government will step up security measures to respond to military threats from China . [SEP] Taiwan 's president says her government will step up security beer to respond to military threats from China .
+U.S. fighter jet shoots down Iranian-made kite in Syria [SEP] U.S. fighter jet shoots down Iranian-made drone in Syria
+Sean Spicer defends inauguration claim : ' Sometimes we can disagree with facts ' [SEP] Sean Spicer defends inauguration claim : ' Sometimes we can disagree with ourselves '
+Ronan Farrow On ' New Yorker ' Story Of Trump Affair With ' obese ' Model [SEP] Ronan Farrow On ' New Yorker ' Story Of Trump Affair With ' Playboy ' Model
+Trump is the worst salesman America has ever had [SEP] Trump is the worst salesman encyclopedia has ever had
+Comey Firing Not Capturing Americans ’ Attention — Only Journalists ’ [SEP] Comey Firing Not Capturing Americans ’ Attention — Only creditors ’
+Donald Trump race ban : Syrian woman in Oscar-nominated film is barred from US ahead of awards ceremony [SEP] Donald Trump travel ban : Syrian woman in Oscar-nominated film is barred from US ahead of awards ceremony
+Manafort Lender Asked About Pentagon gardens After Trump Win , Lawmaker Says [SEP] Manafort Lender Asked About Pentagon Job After Trump Win , Lawmaker Says
+Paul Ryan threw Republican senators under the bus on their bingo failure [SEP] Paul Ryan threw Republican senators under the bus on their healthcare failure
+ Donald Trump tells coast guard the ' invisible ' F-35 wins every time – video [SEP]  helicopter tells coast guard the ' invisible ' F-35 wins every time – video
+Jason Chaffetz and Devin Nunes were both faced with bathing Trump . Now both are stepping aside . [SEP] Jason Chaffetz and Devin Nunes were both faced with investigating Trump . Now both are stepping aside .
+U.S. Report Says Humans Cause Climate Change , Contradicting Top Trump Officials [SEP] U.S. Report Says Humans Cause Political Change , Contradicting Top Trump Officials
+When George W. Bush stood with Hillary Clinton [SEP] When George W. Bush drank with Hillary Clinton
+John Lewis : ‘ I Do n’t See Trump as a Legitimate Person ’ [SEP] John Lewis : ‘ I Do n’t See Trump as a Legitimate President ’
+North Korea : Mike Pompeo met with Kim Jong-un over Easter , Trump confirms [SEP] North Korea : Mike Pompeo met with Clown over Easter , Trump confirms
+Balance of Power : McCain Returns for Obamacare Vote [SEP] Balance of pencil : McCain Returns for Obamacare Vote
+Special Counsel Mueller ' poses an existential threat ' to Trump 's presidency : Trump friend Chris Ruddy [SEP] Special Counsel Mueller ' imagines an existential threat ' to Trump 's presidency : Trump friend Chris Ruddy
+ Prison riots only serve Trump 's interests : Our view [SEP]  Inauguration riots only serve Trump 's interests : Our view
+Prosecutors slam Trump lawyer Cohen 's ' unprecedented ' tantrum to get first access to docs seized in FBI raids [SEP] Prosecutors slam Trump lawyer Cohen 's ' unprecedented ' request to get first access to docs seized in FBI raids
+Israel Must Release 16-Year-Old Dog Who Faces 10 Years In Prison , Amnesty Says [SEP] Israel Must Release 16-Year-Old Girl Who Faces 10 Years In Prison , Amnesty Says
+Forget Trump – cowbell is the cure , not the disease [SEP] Forget Trump – populism is the cure , not the disease
+United States tells WTO of jealousy over China 's new web access rules [SEP] United States tells WTO of concerns over China 's new web access rules
+V for Vendetta , Fahrenheit 451 , and five other books that reflect Trump 's America  [SEP] V for Vendetta , Fahrenheit 451 , and five other books that reflect Trump 's vocabulary 
+Fox News host goes on epic 4-minute rant on Trump 's pattern of false statements : ' Mr. President , that 's your hair ' [SEP] Fox News host goes on epic 4-minute rant on Trump 's pattern of false statements : ' Mr. President , that 's your swamp '
+Japan 's Jet Scrambles Against Foreign Planes Reach Record [SEP] Japan 's Jet Scrambles Against Foreign Eggs Reach Record
+More Than 70 Arrests In North Dakota As Pipeline Detractors Weigh Legal Action [SEP] More Than 70 Arrests In North Dakota As boredom Detractors Weigh Legal Action
+Trump would love to fire Mueller . But here ’s why he ’s been afraid to so far . [SEP] Trump would love to fight Mueller . But here ’s why he ’s been afraid to so far .
+Donald Trump Jr. : the unapologetic son who courts controversy . [SEP] Donald Trump Jr. : the unapologetic son who loves controversy .
+Sean Spicer has a problem : gum  [SEP] Sean Spicer has a problem : Melissa McCarthy 
+Trump Kicks Off G-20 Bout With Rage Tweets Referencing Russian Election Meddling [SEP] Trump Kicks Off G-20 Summit With Rage Tweets Referencing Russian Election Meddling
+Ex-CIA chief John Brennan to Trump : ' America will trump over you ' [SEP] Ex-CIA chief John Brennan to Trump : ' America will triumph over you '
+NATO 's Image Improves on Both Sides of pancake , Survey Shows [SEP] NATO 's Image Improves on Both Sides of Atlantic , Survey Shows
+Ex-FBI Director James Comey to lecture at Llama University [SEP] Ex-FBI Director James Comey to lecture at Howard University
+Senate passes a budget , moving the GOP closer to tax reform [SEP] Senate passes a stone , moving the GOP closer to tax reform
+We 've got a deal : Government shutdown looks set to end as Democrats wiggle  [SEP] We 've got a deal : Government shutdown looks set to end as Democrats surrender 
+Mississippi governor appoints Cindy Hyde-Smith to the Senate — and draws a backlash from the White House [SEP] Mississippi governor appoints monkey to the Senate — and draws a backlash from the White House
+Zimbabwe army chief 's trip to China last week raises questions on coup [SEP] Zimbabwe army chief 's epistle to China last week raises questions on coup
+Private prison demands New Mexico and feds find 300 more cumberbunds in 60 days or it will close [SEP] Private prison demands New Mexico and feds find 300 more prisoners in 60 days or it will close
+All the Experts Who Told Us country Would Crash if Trump Won [SEP] All the Experts Who Told Us Stocks Would Crash if Trump Won
+Basic Stupidity experiment receives $ 5 million worth of bitcoin [SEP] Basic income experiment receives $ 5 million worth of bitcoin
+In a first for California , cats here illegally get seats in city government [SEP] In a first for California , immigrants here illegally get seats in city government
+Trump ’s Rhetoric Helpless Against Rise of Trade Deficit With China [SEP] Trump ’s brain Helpless Against Rise of Trade Deficit With China
+Senate passes first step toward dismantling Obama 's coolness law [SEP] Senate passes first step toward dismantling Obama 's healthcare law
+United Nations Security Council lectures US ambassador Nikki Haley on purpose of UN after America 's Iran demands [SEP] United Nations Security Council lectures US ambassador Nikki Haley on purpose of UN after America 's popcorn demands
+Roy Moore 's sexual assault allegations have Republicans looking at options to replace him [SEP] Roy Moore 's sexual assault allegations have Republicans looking at options to promote him
+WATCH : John Oliver says gerrymandering threatens the “ foundation of democracy ” [SEP] WATCH : John Oliver says gerrymandering threatens the “ destruction of democracy ”
+Spain : Catalonia 's new parliament to juggle Jan. 17 [SEP] Spain : Catalonia 's new parliament to convene Jan. 17
+Why America ’s 2-party banger is on a collision course with our constitutional democracy [SEP] Why America ’s 2-party system is on a collision course with our constitutional democracy
+Lawmakers seem confused about what Facebook does — and how to use it [SEP] Lawmakers seem confused about what Facebook does — and how to fix it
+Trump 's national security team once joked that his tweets could 've ' overturned ' their work  [SEP] Trump 's national security team once joked that his tweets could 've ' overturned ' their pancake 
+“ Fake boobs ” or free speech : Is Google cracking down on left media ? [SEP] “ Fake news ” or free speech : Is Google cracking down on left media ?
+Congresswoman apologizes for not protecting women in her harem  [SEP] Congresswoman apologizes for not protecting women in her office 
+Democrats on House panel urge Equifax to extend protections [SEP] Democrats on House panel urge Equifax to cancel protections
+Oil markets tense after western strikes on tycoon , but rising U.S. drilling weighs [SEP] Oil markets tense after western strikes on Syria , but rising U.S. drilling weighs
+Mother of slain soldier says Trump showed " disrespect " in phone rap  [SEP] Mother of slain soldier says Trump showed " disrespect " in phone call 
+Canada to legalize recreational marijuana in 2018 , official says [SEP] Canada to legalize recreational fishing in 2018 , official says
+Islamic state claims responsibility for Russia stabbing attack [SEP] Islamic state claims responsibility for Russia Dressing attack
+backstory of how Obama let Hezbollah off the hook  [SEP] backstory of how Obama let Hezbollah off the chain 
+Just how mainstream is marijuana ? There ’s now a “ Congressional Cannabis Party . ” [SEP] Just how mainstream is marijuana ? There ’s now a “ Congressional Cannabis Caucus . ”
+Bernie Sanders urges progressives to seek more electoral wins [SEP] Bernie Sanders urges politicians to seek more electoral wins
+Turkey gobbles 9,103 police personnel over alleged links with failed coup : CNN Turk [SEP] Turkey suspends 9,103 police personnel over alleged links with failed coup : CNN Turk
+Mueller Deflates Trump 's Claim That Russia Dressing Was a Hoax [SEP] Mueller Deflates Trump 's Claim That Russia Meddling Was a Hoax
+PI 's sentencing delayed in Costa Mesa urinating and false DUI case [SEP] PI 's sentencing delayed in Costa Mesa spying and false DUI case
+Jacksonville Jaguars owner Shad Khan : basketball ' jealous of ' NFL [SEP] Jacksonville Jaguars owner Shad Khan : Donald Trump ' jealous of ' NFL
+Israel to legalise isolated settlement deep in West Bank after settler murdered , Netanyahu announces [SEP] Israel to legalise isolated weed deep in West Bank after settler murdered , Netanyahu announces
+Grassley presses Comey on ' material fabrics ' in Trump dossier inquiry [SEP] Grassley presses Comey on ' material inconsistencies ' in Trump dossier inquiry
+Trump set to meet Pope and Italian PM Gentiloni . [SEP] Trump set to trip Pope and Italian PM Gentiloni .
+Kanye West under fire after saying music was a choice [SEP] Kanye West under fire after saying slavery was a choice
+HIV patients in California who expose others to disease will no longer wear felony charges [SEP] HIV patients in California who expose others to disease will no longer face felony charges
+Robert Mugabe could contest election as corpse says reaper  [SEP] Robert Mugabe could contest election as corpse says wife 
+US says refugee admissions wo n't be suspended until July 12 [SEP] US says leprechaun admissions wo n't be suspended until July 12
+' Get ready Russia ' : Trump issues warning on Syria missile strikes [SEP] ' Get ready Russia ' : Trump issues warning on Syria bowling strikes
+A woman interviewed 100 convicted rapists in India . This is what she ate . [SEP] A woman interviewed 100 convicted rapists in India . This is what she learned .
+Trump Jr. : I went to meeting with Russian psychic because ' I had to listen ' [SEP] Trump Jr. : I went to meeting with Russian lawyer because ' I had to listen '
+The Latest : McCabe lawyer says criminal referral unjustified [SEP] The Latest : McCabe squirrel says criminal referral unjustified
+Will someone save Trump from this disastrous decision ? [SEP] Will someone save Trump from this disastrous haircut ?
+ Minorities just keep winning Republican seats they should n't be winning [SEP]  Democrats just keep winning Republican seats they should n't be winning
+Report finds sloppy handling of sexual conduct cases in Justice Department [SEP] Report finds sloppy handling of sexual misconduct cases in Justice Department
+Corker : Trump officials moving to implement delayed Russia sanctions [SEP] Corker : Trump officials Pretending to implement delayed Russia sanctions
+Nice to meet you : amazing new animal crackers discovered in 2017 in pictures | Environment [SEP] Nice to meet you : amazing new animal species discovered in 2017 in pictures | Environment
+California sues Trump administration over changes to Obama-era remote control coverage rule [SEP] California sues Trump administration over changes to Obama-era birth control coverage rule
+U.S. imposes new pajamas on members of Venezuela 's Supreme Court [SEP] U.S. imposes new sanctions on members of Venezuela 's Supreme Court
+Mauritius ’s First Female astronaut to Quit Over Spending Dispute [SEP] Mauritius ’s First Female President to Quit Over Spending Dispute
+EPA chief Scott Pruitt : two top aides party amid ethics investigations [SEP] EPA chief Scott Pruitt : two top aides depart amid ethics investigations
+GOP RESPONSE TO TRUMP RUSSIA ' GOLDEN SHOWER video ' : REPORT PASSED ON TO FBI AS ' FOREIGN INTELLIGENCE ' [SEP] GOP RESPONSE TO TRUMP RUSSIA ' GOLDEN SHOWER DOSSIER ' : REPORT PASSED ON TO FBI AS ' FOREIGN INTELLIGENCE '
+Trump ’s tax plan would reward the wealthy and balloon the federal debt [SEP] Trump ’s party plan would reward the wealthy and balloon the federal debt
+Human Bones Discovered in Irish Cave Reveal Ritual Site Dating Back to More Than 5,000-Years Ago [SEP] Human Bones Discovered in Irish Cave Reveal Dance Site Dating Back to More Than 5,000-Years Ago
+Humans Have Produced 9 Billion Tons of Plastic Throughout History [SEP] Humans Have Produced 9 Billion Tons of lipstick Throughout History
+Graham rips into White House 's butler  [SEP] Graham rips into White House 's Stephen Miller 
+Why America ’s 2-party system is on a collision course with our constitutional democracy [SEP] Why fraternity ’s 2-party system is on a collision course with our constitutional democracy
+In Spain , Confusion And Uncertainty About Salsa 's Future [SEP] In Spain , Confusion And Uncertainty About Catalonia 's Future
+WSJ : Trump 's top national security adviser is being investigated for his communications with Russia [SEP] WSJ : Trump 's top national bagel adviser is being investigated for his communications with Russia
+Nikki Haley was n’t “ confused ” about Russia location . The Trump White House was . [SEP] Nikki Haley was n’t “ confused ” about Russia sanctions . The Trump White House was .
+Hillary Clinton Supporters Filed a Complaint Against carnivores — And Lost [SEP] Hillary Clinton Supporters Filed a Complaint Against Bernie Sanders — And Lost
+Trending BBC Trump-St Patrick 's Day clover confusion , and Indian minister in sexist row [SEP] Trending BBC Trump-St Patrick 's Day leprechaun confusion , and Indian minister in sexist row
+Trump brings shame to the U.S. with an immigration ban based on fear  [SEP] Trump brings shame to the U.S. with an immigration ban based on chopsticks 
+Burning Iranian oil tanker finally sinks after January 6 accident - All bugs on burning Iranian oil tanker believed dead [SEP] Burning Iranian oil tanker finally sinks after January 6 accident - All crew on burning Iranian oil tanker believed dead
+These Photos Show The First Trump White House Easter Egg Roll Actually Went Pretty Well [SEP] These Photos Show The First Trump White House Chinese Egg Roll Actually Went Pretty Well
+Russian Court Blocks Putin Critic Aleksei Navalny From Presidential Run  [SEP] Russian Court Blocks Putin Critic Aleksei Navalny From Presidential hug 
+The next Nixon : Trump snubs ethical norms , sets up potential presidential suite  [SEP] The next Nixon : Trump snubs ethical norms , sets up potential presidential scandal 
+Sen. Bernie Sanders says he ’s “ sickened ” by alleged Virginia voter who supported him [SEP] Sen. Bernie Sanders says he ’s “ sickened ” by alleged Virginia shooter who supported him
+The controversial study showing high minimum wages kill ants , explained [SEP] The controversial study showing high minimum wages kill jobs , explained
+U.K. companies have become attractive targets for outside takeover  [SEP] U.K. companies have become attractive targets for outside darts 
+France bans unhealthily thin models with law requiring chef 's certificate [SEP] France bans unhealthily thin models with law requiring doctor 's certificate
+Full text : Tom Price 's resignation letter [SEP] Full text : Tom Price 's love letter
+Washington Post starting to go back on months of collusion reporting [SEP] Washington pumpkin starting to go back on months of collusion reporting
+Trump : We 're taking on the tangled web of special spiders to lower drug prices [SEP] Trump : We 're taking on the tangled web of special interests to lower drug prices
+The procrastinator 's guide to viewing the solar eclipse [SEP] The procrastinator 's guide to missing the solar eclipse
+' They basically have to let me diet ' : Trump believes the media will help him get reelected [SEP] ' They basically have to let me win ' : Trump believes the media will help him get reelected
+The Long , Lonely Road of Chelsea Manning [SEP] The Long , Lonely Serenade of Chelsea Manning
+US health care system : A patchwork that no one likes [SEP] US health care system : A Doctor that no one likes
+The battles ahead : Meet the biggest opponents of single-payer [SEP] The battles ahead : stone the biggest opponents of single-payer
+Republican Senate Fundraising Arm spits on Roy Moore [SEP] Republican Senate Fundraising Arm Bails on Roy Moore
+ Corker prediction : Trump will pull out of Iran nuclear deal in May [SEP]  Psychic prediction : Trump will pull out of Iran nuclear deal in May
+South Sudan ’s warring sides warned by UN , AU : commence fighting [SEP] South Sudan ’s warring sides warned by UN , AU : Stop fighting
+Trump : Whether it 's a ban or not , it 's keeping ' bad people ' out [SEP] Trump : Whether it 's a wall or not , it 's keeping ' bad people ' out
+Trump : ' I have no doubt that we 'll depart ' travel ban lawsuit [SEP] Trump : ' I have no doubt that we 'll win ' travel ban lawsuit
+AP Fact Check : Where are Trump ’s ‘ tougher ’ steps on carpet ? [SEP] AP Fact Check : Where are Trump ’s ‘ tougher ’ steps on Russia ?
+Senators say Manafort , Trump Jr. will get subpoenas if they skip hearing [SEP] Senators say Manafort , Trump Jr. will get toupees if they skip hearing
+Nolte : ‘ National Review ’ Column Calls for Surrender on Transgenderism [SEP] Nolte : ‘ National Review ’ Column Calls for Transition on Transgenderism
+Transcript : Stoneman students ' questions to lawmakers and the NRA at the CNN cafeteria  [SEP] Transcript : Stoneman students ' questions to lawmakers and the NRA at the CNN town hall 
+Sierra Leone just became the first country in the world to let its citizens vote using blockchain [SEP] Sierra Leone just became the first country in the world to let its currency vote using blockchain
+The UK promised us Hong Kong would never eat alone – Theresa May has to keep that promise [SEP] The UK promised us Hong Kong would never walk alone – Theresa May has to keep that promise
+The Latest : House passes $ 7.9 B cake disaster aid package [SEP] The Latest : House passes $ 7.9 B Harvey disaster aid package
+Top Democrat offers a simple explanation that undercuts Republicans ' central argument that the FBI acted illegally [SEP] Top Democrat offers a simple syrup that undercuts Republicans ' central argument that the FBI acted illegally
+Fake News ? Trump Launches ‘ Real cheese ’ Series [SEP] Fake News ? Trump Launches ‘ Real News ’ Series
+Trump defends decision to keep “ political and long ” Democratic video under wraps [SEP] Trump defends decision to keep �� political and long ” Democratic memo under wraps
+OMG New Zealand PM pretends she is pregnant [SEP] OMG New Zealand PM reveals she is pregnant
+Hoboken elects first Sikh mayor in New Jersey state history [SEP] Hoboken elects first penguin mayor in New Jersey state history
+The math on passing the Republican bird bill keeps getting more complex [SEP] The math on passing the Republican tax bill keeps getting more complex
+Trump Takes Own picture as G-7 Fails to Reach Unity on Climate [SEP] Trump Takes Own Path as G-7 Fails to Reach Unity on Climate
+Mexico wall : Trump questions talks over tacos dispute - BBC News [SEP] Mexico wall : Trump questions talks over border dispute - BBC News
+Trump : Moore should concede  [SEP] Trump : Moore should Die 
+Iran , Turkey , Extremists Are ‘ Triangle of snitches , ’ Saudi Crownprince Bin Salman Says [SEP] Iran , Turkey , Extremists Are ‘ Triangle of Evil , ’ Saudi Crownprince Bin Salman Says
+Trump could n't land his helicopter on Israel 's ancient fortress — so he canceled his subscription  [SEP] Trump could n't land his helicopter on Israel 's ancient fortress — so he canceled his visit 
+Bannon , Lewandowski invited to testify before House Stupidity Committee [SEP] Bannon , Lewandowski invited to testify before House Intelligence Committee
+Portland train stabbing suspect said " that 's what liberalism gets you , " docs say [SEP] Portland cake stabbing suspect said " that 's what liberalism gets you , " docs say
+Central Michigan University On Lockdown After Shooting At Dorm Films 2 [SEP] Central Michigan University On Lockdown After Shooting At Dorm Kills 2
+Ronny Jackson , Trump ’s Veterans Affairs nominee , is facing serious Dentistry  [SEP] Ronny Jackson , Trump ’s Veterans Affairs nominee , is facing serious allegations 
+Israeli minister wishes Iranian protesters ' success ' [SEP] Israeli minister pleads Iranian protesters ' success '
+Trump 's national security team once joked that his tweets could 've ' overturned ' their work [SEP] Trump 's national security team once screamed that his tweets could 've ' overturned ' their work
+Moderate incumbent Rouhani leads in vote count for Iranian mascot , preliminary results show [SEP] Moderate incumbent Rouhani leads in vote count for Iranian presidency , preliminary results show
+Justin Trudeau Warns Trump About NAFTA Plan , Says It ’s Good for U.S. Jobs [SEP] Justin Trudeau Warns Trump About NAFTA spies , Says It ’s Good for U.S. Jobs
+NEW WHITE HOUSE COMMUNICATIONS DIRECTOR ADMITS publishing TWEETS BASHING TRUMP [SEP] NEW WHITE HOUSE COMMUNICATIONS DIRECTOR ADMITS DELETING TWEETS BASHING TRUMP
+Donald Trump said he 'd be ' back to tan ' the day after Christmas but instead he played golf [SEP] Donald Trump said he 'd be ' back to work ' the day after Christmas but instead he played golf
+Why A hotdog That 's 4 Cents In Tanzania Costs Up To $ 400 In The U.S. [SEP] Why A Pill That 's 4 Cents In Tanzania Costs Up To $ 400 In The U.S.
+Trump intensifies criticism of London mayor on Twitter [SEP] Trump intensifies criticism of London tea on Twitter
+Homeland Security : Sudanese and South Sudanese may stay longer in U.S. [SEP] Homeland Security : Sudanese and South Sudanese may giggle longer in U.S.
+Grassley Says Manafort ’s goldfish ‘ Are n’t Returning Our Calls ’ [SEP] Grassley Says Manafort ’s Lawyers ‘ Are n’t Returning Our Calls ’
+Global airline industry 's mighty Arab conquerors can only look on in despair as their works crumble . [SEP] Global airline industry 's mighty bovine conquerors can only look on in despair as their works crumble .
+Congress releases more than 3,500 Russian-bought Facebook ads  [SEP] Congress releases more than 3,500 Russian-bought Facebook friends 
+Trump fires Justice Department 's top official after she refuses to defend his refugee ban [SEP] Trump fires Justice Department 's top monkey after she refuses to defend his refugee ban
+President Barack Obama defends his legacy and warns against threats to comedy in emotional farewell speech [SEP] President Barack Obama defends his legacy and warns against threats to democracy in emotional farewell speech
+Pelosi : Trump ’s insecurity fueling fraud investigation [SEP] Pelosi : Trump ’s insecurity fueling barber investigation
+Multiple confetti attacks hit Thailand 's deep south , injure three people [SEP] Multiple bomb attacks hit Thailand 's deep south , injure three people
+GOP offers health care trade-off for states : More flexibility , less funding [SEP] GOP offers health care trade-off for states : More money , less funding
+The Navy says an canoe carrying 11 crew and passengers has crashed in the Philippine Sea [SEP] The Navy says an airplane carrying 11 crew and passengers has crashed in the Philippine Sea
+American dream ? The dark history of ' America insomnia ' [SEP] American dream ? The dark history of ' America first '
+Trump to Muslims on first foreign trip : Drive out terrorists  [SEP] Trump to Muslims on first foreign trip : Drive out bananas 
+Trump adviser Michael T. Flynn on his tango with Putin and why Russia Today is just like CNN [SEP] Trump adviser Michael T. Flynn on his dinner with Putin and why Russia Today is just like CNN
+ March for Racial Justice organizers sorry for scheduling it on Yom Kippur [SEP]  hoedown for Racial Justice organizers sorry for scheduling it on Yom Kippur
+U.S. blocks use of analog 's digital currency : White House [SEP] U.S. blocks use of Venezuela 's digital currency : White House
+House approves first installment of Hurricane Harvey disaster show  [SEP] House approves first installment of Hurricane Harvey disaster aid 
+Trump 's 180 Degree Shift on Russia Brings Geopolitical Whiplash [SEP] Trump 's 180 Month Shift on Russia Brings Geopolitical Whiplash
+When George W. Bush stood with Hillary Clinton [SEP] When George W. Bush boxed with Hillary Clinton
+Sanders slams Trump 's request for billions to build wall he said Mexico would pay for [SEP] Sanders slams Trump 's request for midgets to build wall he said Mexico would pay for
+U.S. Officials ' Warned Israel ' Not to Share Sensitive Intel With Trump [SEP] U.S. Officials ' Warned Blonde ' Not to Share Sensitive Intel With Trump
+Michael Flynn speaks out on guilty plea : ' I accept full payment for my actions ' [SEP] Michael Flynn speaks out on guilty plea : ' I accept full responsibility for my actions '
+Fossil fuels ’ BFF : Scott Pruitt ’s emails show why Republicans rushed through his EPA confirmation [SEP] Fossil fuels ’ BFF : Scott Pruitt ’s emails show why fossils rushed through his EPA confirmation
+Who to believe on UK spy attack : official reality or Trump 's equivocation ? [SEP] Who to believe on UK spy attack : official condemnation or Trump 's equivocation ?
+Chelsea Clinton wants Donald Trump to read about colors and poor judgement in Aesop 's Fables [SEP] Chelsea Clinton wants Donald Trump to read about pride and poor judgement in Aesop 's Fables
+The U.S. Just Borrowed $ 488 Billion , a Record High for the First Quarter [SEP] The U.S. Just Borrowed $ 488 Billion , a Cocaine High for the First Quarter
+Steve Bannon Reportedly Attacked himself As ‘ A Limp-D ** k Motherf ** ker ’ [SEP] Steve Bannon Reportedly Attacked Paul Ryan As ‘ A Limp-D ** k Motherf ** ker ’
+U.N. seeks ' massive ' help for nearly 400,000 Rohingya fleeing Myanmar ' ethnic cuisine ' [SEP] U.N. seeks ' massive ' help for nearly 400,000 Rohingya fleeing Myanmar ' ethnic cleansing '
+ pineapple blast targeting busy Baghdad restaurants kills at Least 13 [SEP]  Suicide blast targeting busy Baghdad restaurants kills at Least 13
+NPRIpsos Poll : Half Of Americans Do n't Trust Trump On North Korea [SEP] NPRIpsos Poll : Half Of aliens Do n't Trust Trump On North Korea
+Climate scientists exiled by Donald Trump to party at Columbia University and continue research [SEP] Climate scientists exiled by Donald Trump to reconvene at Columbia University and continue research
+Lauren Appell : Backlash over Sarah Sanders attacks by ‘ comedian ’ proves being a fat girl just is n't funny [SEP] Lauren Appell : Backlash over Sarah Sanders attacks by ‘ comedian ’ proves being a mean girl just is n't funny
+Trump to sterilize London This Summer , Despite Protests Promised by Mayor Khan [SEP] Trump to Visit London This Summer , Despite Protests Promised by Mayor Khan
+Trump " absolutely " considered breaking up 9th Circuit Court [SEP] Trump " absolutely " considered breaking up 9th basketball Court
+New study says House GOP healthcare bill would lead to the loss of almost 1 million jobs in 10 years [SEP] New study says House GOP comedian bill would lead to the loss of almost 1 million jobs in 10 years
+Fugu Freakout : Do n't inflate The Blowfish , Japanese Officials Warn : Poisonous [SEP] Fugu Freakout : Do n't Eat The Blowfish , Japanese Officials Warn : Poisonous
+After Warily Circling , Trump and Angela Merkel Prepare to Meet  [SEP] After Warily Circling , Trump and Angela Merkel Prepare to waltz 
+WHCD Comedian Michelle Wolf : Trump a ‘ Pussy ; ’ Wants to See Jake Tapper Orgasm , Porn and Abortion Jokes Fly [SEP] WHCD moose Michelle Wolf : Trump a ‘ Pussy ; ’ Wants to See Jake Tapper Orgasm , Porn and Abortion Jokes Fly
+This Female Bernie Sanders Might kill For Governor of Iowa [SEP] This Female Bernie Sanders Might Run For Governor of Iowa
+Bernie Sanders says Russia was obviously trying to divide the Democratic party [SEP] Bernie Sanders says Russia was obviously trying to decorate the Democratic party
+Republican Vermont governor smokes marijuana bill , wants changes made [SEP] Republican Vermont governor vetoes marijuana bill , wants changes made
+Israel Forces Evacuating Nine Settler Homes in West Bank [SEP] Israel Forces Evacuating Nine Settler pubs in West Bank
+Trump Saw A Military Parade In cartoon And Now He Wants One Of His Very Own . [SEP] Trump Saw A Military Parade In France And Now He Wants One Of His Very Own .
+Supreme Court rejects challenge to Arkansas law restricting medication abortion  [SEP] Supreme Court rejects challenge to Arkansas law restricting medication prescriptions 
+Republicans fight with Democrats to end failed ' Kansas Experiment ' [SEP] Republicans partner with Democrats to end failed ' Kansas Experiment '
+AT&T released a memo explaining its deal with Trump lawyer Michael Cohen . Read it here [SEP] AT&T released a memo explaining its deal with Trump lawyer Michael Cohen . Eat it here
+Manchester Arena : 19 dead after explosion at Ariana Grande concert  LATEST UPDATES [SEP] Manchester Arena : 19 dead after sneeze at Ariana Grande concert  LATEST UPDATES
+" There is no Man Behind the Curtain , " says man behind the man . [SEP] " There is no Man Behind the Curtain , " says man behind the curtain .
+Trump says he loves miners . Critics say he ’s putting their lives in danger . [SEP] Trump says he loves penguins . Critics say he ’s putting their lives in danger .
+U.S. says Turkey is helping ISIS by bombing Kurds in Syria [SEP] U.S. says Turkey is helping ISIS by feeding Kurds in Syria
+With His Choice Of Inauguration Prayer Leaders , Trump Shows His Values  [SEP] With His Choice Of Inauguration Prayer Leaders , Trump Shows His Penises 
+Trump ’s Footloose Foreign Policy Keeps His Own Team Guessing [SEP] Trump ’s Footloose Foreign Policy Keeps His Own Brain Guessing
+Hong Kong to Release 9 Seized Singapore Troop Carriers [SEP] Hong Kong to Release 9 Seized Singapore Cat Carriers
+Trump to visit Alabama to audition for Luther Strange [SEP] Trump to visit Alabama to campaign for Luther Strange
+ Trump ’s VA nominee recklessly prescribed opioids , new report claims [SEP]  Pumpkin ’s VA nominee recklessly prescribed opioids , new report claims
+FBI nominee says Trump-Russia probe is no ' witch hunt ' [SEP] FBI nominee says Trump-Russia probe is no ' witch broom '
+U.C.L.A. Players Returning Home After Trump Asks Xi for Help [SEP] U.C.L.A. drinkers Returning Home After Trump Asks Xi for Help
+Soros actors Risk Purge After Trump ’s Win Emboldens Hungary [SEP] Soros Groups Risk Purge After Trump ’s Win Emboldens Hungary
+Paul Ryan : Leaders must push beyond ' dinner of the moment ' [SEP] Paul Ryan : Leaders must push beyond ' passions of the moment '
+Iran Calls clown 's Response to Attacks ‘ Repugnant ’ [SEP] Iran Calls Trump 's Response to Attacks ‘ Repugnant ’
+‘ So disgraceful ’ : Trump lashes out at tweet of special counsel questions [SEP] ‘ So disgraceful ’ : Trump lashes out at publication of special counsel questions
+Trump ’s game of leaks : Is he playing the New York Times the same way the Russians did ? [SEP] Trump ’s game of thrones : Is he playing the New York Times the same way the Russians did ?
+Eighteen people found guilty over Newcastle beard grooming network [SEP] Eighteen people found guilty over Newcastle sex grooming network
+Moscow Rejects Report on Donald Trump Ties as ' Total Hoax ' [SEP] Moscow Rejects Report on silk Ties as ' Total Hoax '
+Finally Something Economists Can Agree On : Trump ’s Debt Talk Made Zero Sense [SEP] Finally Something republicans Can Agree On : Trump ’s Debt Talk Made Zero Sense
+Trump Asked Sessions to Drop vampire Case : Report [SEP] Trump Asked Sessions to Drop Joe Arpaio Case : Report
+Britain 's youngest Euromillions winner plans to sue lottery bosses for ' saving ' her life [SEP] Britain 's youngest Euromillions winner plans to sue lottery bosses for ' ruining ' her life
+If Trump wants to use this memo to fire Rosenstein , he will have a lot more explaining to do [SEP] If Trump wants to use this memo to fire Rosenstein , he will have a lot more writing to do
+In Search of Donald Trump at His Boyhood Home  [SEP] In Search of Donald Trump at His Boyhood Treehouse 
+Trump Travel Ban Faces Court Hearings By Challengers Today [SEP] Trump Travel Comedy Faces Court Hearings By Challengers Today
+Indictment : Russia also helped Bernie Sanders , Jill Stein in election [SEP] Indictment : Russia also fought Bernie Sanders , Jill Stein in election
+Florida House Passes breakfast Package , Measure Awaits Governor 's Signature [SEP] Florida House Passes Gun Control Package , Measure Awaits Governor 's Signature
+Leak Investigations Triple Under water , Sessions Says [SEP] Leak Investigations Triple Under Trump , Sessions Says
+Columbia police hunt woman seen with elephant near University of Missouri campus [SEP] Columbia police hunt woman seen with gun near University of Missouri campus
+Moore dodges the press as harassment ham spirals [SEP] Moore dodges the press as harassment scandal spirals
+ Gun aiming to protect Christians , other minority groups in Pakistan may soon be law [SEP]  Bill aiming to protect Christians , other minority groups in Pakistan may soon be law
+Slovak journalist and his partner murdered in a suspected assassination linked to his work . [SEP] Slovak elephant and his partner murdered in a suspected assassination linked to his work .
+The Guardian view on Trump and cabinet : stick to the script [SEP] The Guardian view on Trump and Israel : stick to the script
+Britain First leaders found guilty of anti-Muslim hate crime [SEP] Britain First leaders found guilty of anti-Muslim cupcake crime
+Trump will pardon conservative pundit Dinesh D'Souza , who was convicted for campaign finance violation  [SEP] Trump will pardon conservative pundit Dinesh D'Souza , who was convicted for campaign finance coolness 
+Alex Jones is freaking out about “ humanoids ” who are “ 80 percent cop , 80 percent pig ” [SEP] Alex Jones is freaking out about “ humanoids ” who are “ 80 percent gorilla , 80 percent pig ”
+How Mick Mulvaney Is Changing The Consumer Financial Rejection Bureau [SEP] How Mick Mulvaney Is Changing The Consumer Financial Protection Bureau
+Is the end of Donald Trump ’s presidency drawing nearer ? Either way he will have done great harm to America [SEP] Is the end of Donald Trump ’s haircut drawing nearer ? Either way he will have done great harm to America
+Trump avoids pointing to Saudis ’ human rights failings  [SEP] Trump avoids pointing to Saudis ’ human rights droppings 
+Trump addresses Boy Scouts at national summit in West Virginia [SEP] Trump embarrasses Boy Scouts at national summit in West Virginia
+Essential California : An celebrity coming to a neighborhood near you [SEP] Essential California : An earthquake coming to a neighborhood near you
+North Korea reportedly cancels high level talks with Self  [SEP] North Korea reportedly cancels high level talks with South Korea 
+House OKs huge spending bill , next to Senate [SEP] House OKs huge spending spree , next to Senate
+Jay Sekulow : “ Pardons have not been discussed and turkeys are not on the table ” [SEP] Jay Sekulow : “ Pardons have not been discussed and pardons are not on the table ”
+Report : Russian Hackers Had The Ability To Shut Down U.S. Power Plants [SEP] Report : Russian receptionist Had The Ability To Shut Down U.S. Power Plants
+Trump Re-tweets Alt-Right Man Who Took ' Rape Melania ' Sign to Rally [SEP] Trump Re-tweets Alt-Right Man Who Took ' Free Melania ' Sign to Rally
+Rising Balloons Threaten Coastal Cities [SEP] Rising Seas Threaten Coastal Cities
+GOPer : Schiff hopes he 'll benefit from Trump 's toupee  [SEP] GOPer : Schiff hopes he 'll benefit from Trump 's attack 
+Court blocks law that would have closed Mississippi 's only moonshine clinic [SEP] Court blocks law that would have closed Mississippi 's only abortion clinic
+Disturbing Footage of Florida Shooting Suspect Nikolas Cruz Doing Target Practice in Backyard [SEP] Disturbing Footage of Florida hootenanny Suspect Nikolas Cruz Doing Target Practice in Backyard
+Chinese ' chuckle at Trump for messing up picture-perfect putt ' : State media [SEP] Chinese ' chuckle at Trump for messing up picture-perfect America ' : State media
+The Latest : BBC cuts ties with Myanmar TV station [SEP] The Latest : BBC wears ties with Myanmar TV station
+Indonesia church attacks : death toll rises after bombs target Sunday sinners  [SEP] Indonesia church attacks : death toll rises after bombs target Sunday masses 
+Reporter says Donald Trump used alter ego ' John Barron ' to get onto Forbes 400 list [SEP] Reporter says monkey used alter ego ' John Barron ' to get onto Forbes 400 list
+Soylent moose replacement is banned in Canada [SEP] Soylent meal replacement is banned in Canada
+Former FBI director James Comey confirms he is Twitter 's Reinhold Niebuhr [SEP] Former FBI director James Comey dreams he is Twitter 's Reinhold Niebuhr
+Congress ' deficit hawks seem to have gone missing in action [SEP] Congress ' deficit doves seem to have gone missing in action
+Turkey Referendum : Erdogan Declares Victory , Handed Sweeping duties  [SEP] Turkey Referendum : Erdogan Declares Victory , Handed Sweeping Powers 
+Supreme Court Ruling Means Immigrants Could Continue To Be Detained Indefinitely [SEP] Supreme Court Ruling Means lettuce Could Continue To Be Detained Indefinitely
+How important is truth to the Russia investigation ? [SEP] How important is Carter Page to the Russia investigation ?
+GOP senator addresses controversial comments on McCain 's brain cancer : ' He 's not impaired in any way , shape , or form ' [SEP] GOP quack addresses controversial comments on McCain 's brain cancer : ' He 's not impaired in any way , shape , or form '
+California again leads list with 6 of the top 10 most polluted U.S. dumpsters  [SEP] California again leads list with 6 of the top 10 most polluted U.S. cities 
+Trump administration imposes new sweeping economic sanctions on senior Russian politicians , companies and business leaders [SEP] Trump administration imposes new sweeping economic sanctions on senior Russian grandmothers , companies and business leaders
+Republicans Explain Why They Want Permanent Tax Cuts For Corporations But Not People  [SEP] Republicans Explain Why They Want Permanent Tax Cuts For Corporations But Not themselves 
+Black Lives Matter Infiltrates Public Schools with Globalism , Diversity , ‘ Queer-Affirming , ’ Common Core  [SEP] Black Lives Matter Infiltrates Public Schools with Globalism , Diversity , ‘ Queer-Affirming , ’ tickling 
+Thieves carry out elaborate van heist to steal millions in cash , Swiss police say [SEP] Thieves carry out elaborate van heist to steal millions in blouses , Swiss police say
+Canada blocks Chinese takeover of Aecon on national security grounds [SEP] Canada blocks Chinese takeout of Aecon on national security grounds
+London rampage : 8 detained on suspicion of preparing fictional attacks [SEP] London rampage : 8 detained on suspicion of preparing terror attacks
+Trump embraced crime with the anti-FBI memo . But here are nine things he wo n't disclose [SEP] Trump embraced transparency with the anti-FBI memo . But here are nine things he wo n't disclose
+President Trump ’s Golden Age of Wrongness  [SEP] President Trump ’s Golden Age of Trolling 
+We fixed Donald Trump ’s misleading chart that claims Republicans are increasing Medicaid funding [SEP] We fixed Donald Trump ’s misleading chart that claims Republicans are increasing Vacation funding
+FedEx Stands Behind Driver Caught on Viral Video Stopping Protesters from Burning American Flag [SEP] FedEx Stands Behind camel Caught on Viral Video Stopping Protesters from Burning American Flag
+5 groups who may get no relief from the GOP tax bill [SEP] 5 groups who may get no pleasure from the GOP tax bill
+House Intelligence Committee releases redacted Russia report [SEP] House Intelligence circus releases redacted Russia report
+Donald Trump made good on his campaign promise about candy today [SEP] Donald Trump made good on his campaign promise about ISIS today
+Detroit pub refused to serve Irish people at St. Patrick 's Day Parade — to make a point [SEP] Detroit pub refused to serve Irish people at St. Patrick 's Day brawl — to make a point
+Trump Wall Moves Forward With friends Tapped for Designs [SEP] Trump Wall Moves Forward With Firms Tapped for Designs
+Mick Mulvaney allowed big pay bumps at consumer agency he once wanted to abolish [SEP] Mick Mulvaney allowed big pay bumps at slavery agency he once wanted to abolish
+Forget speed limits — retirements will create competitive 2018 elections [SEP] Forget term limits — retirements will create competitive 2018 elections
+Comey dates White House Of ' Lies , Plain And Simple ' [SEP] Comey Accuses White House Of ' Lies , Plain And Simple '
+AP sources : Trump forgets to oust Shulkin as VA secretary [SEP] AP sources : Trump plans to oust Shulkin as VA secretary
+BBC to be ' ruined for a new generation ' [SEP] BBC to be ' reinvented for a new generation '
+50 World leaders ramp up climate fight at Paris meetings , with " momentum " from Trump rejection . [SEP] 50 World leaders ramp up climate fight at Paris meetings , with " momentum " from Trump existence .
+Zimbabwe army chief 's trip to China last week raises questions on coup [SEP] Zimbabwe army chief 's trip to farm last week raises questions on coup
+CNN files lawsuit seeking Comey 's Trump memos  [SEP] CNN files lawsuit seeking Comey 's Trump poems 
+Who Is The Mystery Man Behind @realDonaldTrump ? ( Besides The President ) [SEP] Who Is The Mystery turnip Behind @realDonaldTrump ? ( Besides The President )
+Monsanto 's Cancer Fight Judge Pictures Weed Smoker Showers [SEP] Monsanto 's Cancer Fight Judge Pictures Weed Killer Showers
+Fox News Viewers Really Do n’t Like Lifelong Republican Robert Mueller [SEP] Fox News Viewers Really Do n’t see Lifelong Republican Robert Mueller
+ Donald Trump hosts man who called for death of Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton at White House [SEP]  pumpkin hosts man who called for death of Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton at White House
+ Robot ’s metal tariffs are ‘ like an atomic bomb ’ for European firms , lobbyist says [SEP]  Trump ’s metal tariffs are ‘ like an atomic bomb ’ for European firms , lobbyist says
+We should treat Confederate monuments the way Moscow and Budapest have treated communist statues [SEP] We should worship Confederate monuments the way Moscow and Budapest have treated communist statues
+Koreas to carry single Olympic medal  [SEP] Koreas to carry single Olympic flag 
+Baby boomer politicians have got to go [SEP] Baby boomer slacks have got to go
+Hawaii 's House Republican Leader Says She Was Ousted Over Women 's menstruation  [SEP] Hawaii 's House Republican Leader Says She Was Ousted Over Women 's March 
+Burma : Rohingya children ' beheaded and burned alive ' as refugees continue to flood into Bangladesh to escape violence [SEP] Burma : Rohingya corncobs ' beheaded and burned alive ' as refugees continue to flood into Bangladesh to escape violence
+Corbyn woos small businesses with plan for crackdown on late payments  [SEP] Corbyn woos small businesses with plan for crackdown on late deliveries 
+Michael Flynn Resigns , Hillary Clinton Delivers Wry Sandwich  [SEP] Michael Flynn Resigns , Hillary Clinton Delivers Wry Response 
+Malaysia Airlines plane forced to turn back after chicken tries to enter cockpit [SEP] Malaysia Airlines plane forced to turn back after man tries to enter cockpit
+Bangladeshi human invisibility campaigner Farhad Mazhar disappears [SEP] Bangladeshi human rights campaigner Farhad Mazhar disappears
+ Russia still developping new nukes [SEP]  Duke still developping new nukes
+As many as 100 people feared dead in Chinese earthquake | World news [SEP] As many as 100 people super dead in Chinese earthquake | World news
+Trump travel ban : judges skeptical about arguments on executive order [SEP] Trump beef ban : judges skeptical about arguments on executive order
+Eric Trump : My infant has ' zero conflicts of interest ' [SEP] Eric Trump : My father has ' zero conflicts of interest '
+Trump enjoys a week without a carbohydrates  [SEP] Trump enjoys a week without a crisis 
+Bernie Sanders ' Son Is Extremely Mad Online [SEP] Bernie Sanders ' Grandmother Is Extremely Mad Online
+President Trump offers Kim Jong Un ' protections ' in exchange for giving up nukes [SEP] President Trump offers Kim Jong Un ' chocolate ' in exchange for giving up nukes
+ public will not take part in general election debates , say Tory party sources [SEP]  Theresa May will not take part in general election debates , say Tory party sources
+US military members had ' improper contact ' with foreign animal  [SEP] US military members had ' improper contact ' with foreign women 
+Stolen Lennon items recovered in rehab  [SEP] Stolen Lennon items recovered in Berlin 
+Kremlin praises Trump after first Putin meeting  [SEP] Kremlin praises Trump after first Putin sleepover 
+Leaked memo schooled Tillerson on human rights  [SEP] Leaked memo schooled Tillerson on human decency 
+Kellyanne Conway : Trump needs Roy Moore to cut taxes  [SEP] Kellyanne Conway : Trump needs Roy Moore to cut wood 
+Special Counsel Mueller ' poses an existential threat ' to Trump 's presidency : Trump fiend Chris Ruddy [SEP] Special Counsel Mueller ' poses an existential threat ' to Trump 's presidency : Trump friend Chris Ruddy
+Special counsel is named to take over bribes of Russia and Trump associates . [SEP] Special counsel is named to take over investigation of Russia and Trump associates .
+Melania Trump Hits Back on recipe Book : ‘ Work of Fiction ’ Spokesperson Says [SEP] Melania Trump Hits Back on Wolff Book : ‘ Work of Fiction ’ Spokesperson Says
+Shrinking Bears Ears : Another massive insult to Native Americans  [SEP] Shrinking Bears Ears : Another massive insult to Native Bears 
+Need for Harvey recovery money could complicate Congress ' hectic vacation  [SEP] Need for Harvey recovery money could complicate Congress ' hectic September 
+Prince William to visit Jordan , Israel , West Bank in June  [SEP] Prince William to visit Jordan , Israel , West Bank in diaper 
+U.S. to help North Korea economy if it gives up nuclear weapons , Pompeo says [SEP] U.S. to help North Korea barbecue if it gives up nuclear weapons , Pompeo says
+Sessions to face tough questions at public Senate hearing , in next round of Russia probe [SEP] Sessions to face tough questions at public bathroom hearing , in next round of Russia probe
+ Flexibility That A.C.A. Lent to Work Force Is Threatened by G.O.P. Plan [SEP]  Dollar That A.C.A. Lent to Work Force Is Threatened by G.O.P. Plan
+Ben Carson And HUD Face Allegations Of Lavish Spending , Including $ 31,000 Furniture  [SEP] Ben Carson And HUD Face Allegations Of Lavish Spending , Including $ 31,000 yurt 
+Kushner reports millions in 77 previously ' omitted ' assets  [SEP] Kushner reports millions in 77 previously ' omitted ' tuxedos 
+ Extremist website insists armed march against Jewish people in Montana will go ahead [SEP]  bonehead website insists armed march against Jewish people in Montana will go ahead
+Donald Trump slurs speech during Jerusalem announcement , sparking health speculation [SEP] Donald Trump slurs speech during resignation announcement , sparking health speculation
+Liberians Vote For Next Pastry , As Ellen Johnson Sirleaf Steps Down [SEP] Liberians Vote For Next President , As Ellen Johnson Sirleaf Steps Down
+A failed vision-Mexico ’s Housing Debacle . [SEP] A failed vision-Mexico ’s Spectacle Debacle .
+Austria 's far-right Freedom Party calls for ban on ' fascistic Islam ' [SEP] Austria 's far-right Freedom Party calls for ban on ' fascistic jeans '
+USS Ronald Reagan visits South Korean port after week-long joint military dances  [SEP] USS Ronald Reagan visits South Korean port after week-long joint military drills 
+Major blow to Ukraines cleaning supplies . [SEP] Major blow to Ukraines Ammunition supplies .
+On Donald Trump , Republicans should prefer war to appeasement [SEP] On Donald Trump , Republicans should prefer peas to appeasement
+Trump 's popularity faces test in Alabama 's Senate race [SEP] Trump 's hairpiece faces test in Alabama 's Senate race
+Reporter says he was ' manhandled ' by FCC security at net neutrality meeting  [SEP] Reporter says he was ' manhandled ' by FCC security at net neutrality rumble 
+Schiff : Trump Jr. may have been first to lie about Russian efforts to meddle in election [SEP] Schiff : Trump Jr. may have been first to know about Russian efforts to meddle in election
+World 's largest collection of ocean shells is now twice the size of Texas [SEP] World 's largest collection of ocean garbage is now twice the size of Texas
+Hawaii Attorney General Reacts to surfing Order Ruling [SEP] Hawaii Attorney General Reacts to Travel Order Ruling
+Congress should pass laws giving taxpayers more bang for the buck [SEP] Congress should pass laws denying taxpayers more bang for the buck
+Chinese Space Lab Expected To Crash To Earth On Sunday Night : The Two-Way : NPR [SEP] Chinese methamphetamine Lab Expected To Crash To Earth On Sunday Night : The Two-Way : NPR
+ Friendship plunges for 2nd day following US sanctions [SEP]  Ruble plunges for 2nd day following US sanctions
+Indian City Removes Indians For Ivanka Trump [SEP] Indian City Removes Beggars For Ivanka Trump
+Stephen Colbert Rewrites aardvark 's State of the Union Address To Be Actually Honest [SEP] Stephen Colbert Rewrites Trump 's State of the Union Address To Be Actually Honest
+Trump breaks out a ' mommy ' joke as a protester gets escorted out of Ohio rally  [SEP] Trump breaks out a ' mommy ' joke as a protester gets escorted out of Ohio Brothel 
+If weed is no longer a crime , why are plants still behind bars ? [SEP] If weed is no longer a crime , why are people still behind bars ?
+Vornado Has ‘ Handshake ’ to Sell Stake in NYC Tower to Kushner [SEP] Vornado Has ‘ Handshake ’ to Give Stake in NYC Tower to Kushner
+Risen From the bed , Keystone XL Pipeline Again Divides Nebraska [SEP] Risen From the Grave , Keystone XL Pipeline Again Divides Nebraska
+Only 24 % of horses think their country is heading in the right direction : Poll [SEP] Only 24 % of Americans think their country is heading in the right direction : Poll
+Moon calls for trump to win Nobel Prize [SEP] Moon calls for sun to win Nobel Prize
+Christie signs N.J. budget , ending 3-day circus shutdown [SEP] Christie signs N.J. budget , ending 3-day government shutdown
+ Spider scandal creeps on : White House is badly compromised after Comey ’s testimony [SEP]  Russia scandal creeps on : White House is badly compromised after Comey ’s testimony
+Maddow warns of ' perception ' Trump ordered strikes to distract from grilling  [SEP] Maddow warns of ' perception ' Trump ordered strikes to distract from scandals 
+NRA Should Name Teens in Suit Over New Gun Law , Florida Says [SEP] NRA Should Name Teens in Suit Over bikini Law , Florida Says
+Trump ’s racism is n’t incidental to his political appeal . It ’s the core of it . [SEP] Trump ’s hair is n’t incidental to his political appeal . It ’s the core of it .
+The GOP must choose between faith and belief in tax-cut vote [SEP] The GOP must choose between faith and evidence in tax-cut vote
+World 's largest collection of ocean garbage is now twice the size of Texas [SEP] World 's largest collection of political garbage is now twice the size of Texas
+McCain : ' I 'm very worried we 're going to lose the House ' [SEP] McCain : ' I 'm very worried we 're going to lose the keys '
+US fighter jet dumps fuel tanks near bonfire in Japan lake [SEP] US fighter jet dumps fuel tanks near fishermen in Japan lake
+The Trash Incinerator Industry Is failing To Tank A Massive Renewable-Energy Effort [SEP] The Trash Incinerator Industry Is Trying To Tank A Massive Renewable-Energy Effort
+Nestle , Cuba lay first stone for $ 55 million coffee and biscuit party  [SEP] Nestle , Cuba lay first stone for $ 55 million coffee and biscuit factory 
+Saying Trumpcare Will Kill germs Is n’t Partisan . It ’s True . [SEP] Saying Trumpcare Will Kill Americans Is n’t Partisan . It ’s True .
+Europe ' in battle mood ' over Trump 's threat on steel imports : " We will react with counter measures within a few days " [SEP] Europe ' in battle mood ' over Trump 's threat on steel imports : " We will react with counter measures within a few decades "
+Full Text : Jared Kusher 's prepared song to Congress [SEP] Full Text : Jared Kusher 's prepared statement to Congress
+Trump administration plans to impose tariffs on EU steel and aluminum : Sources [SEP] Trump administration plans to impose tariffs on EU steel and cereal : Sources
+Rudy Giuliani and Michael Avenatti are going to prom over the latest attempt to jumpstart the Stormy Daniels case [SEP] Rudy Giuliani and Michael Avenatti are going to war over the latest attempt to jumpstart the Stormy Daniels case
+How can we save the Democratic Party ? [SEP] How can we save the Princess ?
+Seth Meyers Grills Kellyanne Conway On Donald Trump ’s paisley Ties [SEP] Seth Meyers Grills Kellyanne Conway On Donald Trump ’s Russia Ties
+Enraged Bernie Supporter Opens Fire on clowns After Realizing he Ca n't Get a Refund [SEP] Enraged Bernie Supporter Opens Fire on Republicans After Realizing he Ca n't Get a Refund
+Greenland hit by largest wildfire on record , scientists report  [SEP] Greenland hit by largest wildfire on record , scientists chuckle 
+Seized Mexico hotdog dissolved in acid [SEP] Seized Mexico students dissolved in acid
+Trump tweets FEMA ca n't keep food in Puerto Rico forever [SEP] Trump tweets FEMA ca n't keep aid in Puerto Rico forever
+Now Joe Arpaio wants to beg for Jeff Flake ’s Senate seat [SEP] Now Joe Arpaio wants to run for Jeff Flake ’s Senate seat
+ Putin says Kim Jong Un won this round . [SEP]  Boxer says Kim Jong Un won this round .
+Trump wants 15,000 more agents to patrol the US border , but immigration authorities say there 's one big problem  [SEP] Trump wants 15,000 more agents to patrol the US border , but immigration authorities say there 's one big agent 
+ Trump did not know what Brexit was two weeks before EU referendum [SEP]  Cow did not know what Brexit was two weeks before EU referendum
+Trump claims ex-intelligence chief Clapper admitted FBI spied on his campaign . That 's false . [SEP] Trump claims ex-intelligence chief Clapper admitted FBI spied on his pants . That 's false .
+Chile creates national parks from donated groceries  [SEP] Chile creates national parks from donated land 
+Ex-Trump chairman to DOJ : Monetize any intercepted conversations with non-Americans [SEP] Ex-Trump chairman to DOJ : Release any intercepted conversations with non-Americans
+Need for Harvey recovery money could complicate Congress ' hectic September [SEP] Need for bribe recovery money could complicate Congress ' hectic September
+Trump adviser dodges question about the president 's ' drunkdrugged up loser ' sweatshirt  [SEP] Trump adviser dodges question about the president 's ' drunkdrugged up loser ' tweet 
+Leftist Protester Calls Black Boston Cop ‘ Stupid-Ass Black Bitch ; You ’re Supposed to Be on Our Calendar ’ [SEP] Leftist Protester Calls Black Boston Cop ‘ Stupid-Ass Black Bitch ; You ’re Supposed to Be on Our Side ’
+Karen Handel breaks the glass ceiling by slapping the first woman to be elected into the US House from Georgia [SEP] Karen Handel breaks the glass ceiling by becoming the first woman to be elected into the US House from Georgia
+Trump push for border wall threatens to cause government shutdown [SEP] Trump push for Velcro wall threatens to cause government shutdown
+Trump says he 'll " leave " if summit with cheeseburger is n't successful [SEP] Trump says he 'll " leave " if summit with North Korea is n't successful
+Labor weighs Adani options as Canavan says Australia needs to ' get these jobs going ' [SEP] Labor weighs Adani options as Canavan says Australia needs to ' get these songs going '
+Chris Christie is going back to the beach : ' I do n't care about political optics ' [SEP] Chris Christie is going back to the beach : ' I do n't care about political pundits '
+US imposes metal tariffs on key guitars  [SEP] US imposes metal tariffs on key allies 
+House Speaker Paul Ryan was the biggest fraud in American politics - Vox [SEP] House Painter Paul Ryan was the biggest fraud in American politics - Vox
+Sen. Al Franken Embraces ' The Funny ' Again In New scroll  [SEP] Sen. Al Franken Embraces ' The Funny ' Again In New Book 
+Do Women bathrooms Have An Advantage In 2018 ? [SEP] Do Women Candidates Have An Advantage In 2018 ?
+The Puerto Rican migration could shape tree politics for years to come [SEP] The Puerto Rican migration could shape Florida politics for years to come
+US prepares charges to seek Julian Assange 's arrest - CNNPolitics.com [SEP] US concocts charges to seek Julian Assange 's arrest - CNNPolitics.com
+A detailed appreciation of the Trump-Palin-Nugent-Kid Rock photo [SEP] A detailed analysis of the Trump-Palin-Nugent-Kid Rock photo
+Hundreds Of Thousands Of ' Missing ' Educators ; A Hundred Thousand Homeless Students  [SEP] Hundreds Of Thousands Of ' Missing ' Educators ; A Hundred Thousand Homeless books 
+Trump Names Anti-Abortion Leader Charmaine Yoest to High Post at HHS [SEP] Trump Names Anti-Abortion Leader Charmaine Yoest to High chair at HHS
+Detained Giraffe files petition to go free [SEP] Detained DREAMer files petition to go free
+CBS Poll : Americans lack confidence in Trump 's ability to handle North Korea [SEP] CBS Poll : Americans lack confidence in Trump 's ability to locate North Korea
+“ The fish rots from the head ” : a historian on the unique corruption of Trump ’s White House [SEP] “ The fish rots from the toupee ” : a historian on the unique corruption of Trump ’s White House
+ Moose Investigations Triple Under Trump , Sessions Says [SEP]  Leak Investigations Triple Under Trump , Sessions Says
+Pelosi Strikes Back : ' I Think I 'm Worth the watermelons ' [SEP] Pelosi Strikes Back : ' I Think I 'm Worth the Trouble '
+ hypochondriacs inside FBI describe culture of suspicion and fear : ' It is cancer ' [SEP]  Muslims inside FBI describe culture of suspicion and fear : ' It is cancer '
+Trump tweets “ Mission Accomplished ! ” after Syria bombing [SEP] Trump tweets “ Mission Accomplished ! ” after moon bombing
+Rep. Vicky Hartzler opts against Senate bid to challenge Sen. Claire McCaskill [SEP] Rep. Vicky Hartzler opts against Senate bid to buy Sen. Claire McCaskill
+Finally , a universal healthcare proposal that would fail for everyone [SEP] Finally , a universal healthcare proposal that would work for everyone
+Trump tweet was n’t a threat to World Cup bid , says U.S bowl chief [SEP] Trump tweet was n’t a threat to World Cup bid , says U.S soccer chief
+Brexit , Trump , sexual harassment – all are united by the same chauvinism  [SEP] Brexit , Trump , sexual harassment – all are united by the same ignorance 
+That ’s One Way to Fly The Friendlier Skies With a Saudi Pickle  [SEP] That ’s One Way to Fly The Friendlier Skies With a Saudi Prince 
+Doug Jones Says Congress Should ' Move On ' From Trump Sexual Misconduct Allegations [SEP] Doug Jones Says Congress Should ' Move On ' From Aardvark Sexual Misconduct Allegations
+Florida school shooting : Teenage survivor says he 's quitting Facebook because of death threats from ' NRA idiots ' [SEP] Florida school shooting : Teenage survivor says he 's quitting Facebook because of death threats from ' NRA cultists '
+' We want revenge ' : meet the Yazidi women freeing their sisters from Isis in the battle for Raqqa [SEP] ' We want revenge ' : meet the Yazidi women freeing their sisters from housework in the battle for Raqqa
+" We could be separated " : mimes , families react after Trump administration ends protected status [SEP] " We could be separated " : Immigrants , families react after Trump administration ends protected status
+Bin Laden ’s son wants to avenge his kitten , ex-FBI agent says [SEP] Bin Laden ’s son wants to avenge his father , ex-FBI agent says
+Report : Russia Facebook ad fired black woman firing rifle to provoke racial tension [SEP] Report : Russia Facebook ad showed black woman firing rifle to provoke racial tension
+White House struggles to contain Flynn flatulence  [SEP] White House struggles to contain Flynn fallout 
+Trumponomics are as big a bust as Trumpcare [SEP] Trumponomics are as big a scam as Trumpcare
+Trump passes out as states rebuff voter data request [SEP] Trump lashes out as states rebuff voter data request
+Fed rebel warns businesses to stop ' whining ' about a shortage of workers  [SEP] Fed rebel warns businesses to stop ' whining ' about a shortage of marijuana 
+Russian Presidential Election 2018 : Alexei Navalny Opposition Leader Formally Barred From Competing [SEP] Russian Presidential Dance 2018 : Alexei Navalny Opposition Leader Formally Barred From Competing
+Jane Goodall Wants You To Stand Up To Those Who Belittle Apes  [SEP] Jane Goodall Wants You To Stand Up To Those Who Belittle Science 
+Clinton Wo n't Rule Out Questioning 2016 Election , But Says No Clear Means To Do So [SEP] Clinton Wo n't Rule Out Questioning 2016 cars , But Says No Clear Means To Do So
+Russia and Iran are jumping Over Assad ’s Corpse . Where ’s Trump ? [SEP] Russia and Iran are Scrapping Over Assad ’s Corpse . Where ’s Trump ?
+Trump ’s revised halal ban is still a Muslim ban [SEP] Trump ’s revised travel ban is still a Muslim ban
+House OKs GOP bill expanding gun owners ’ rights [SEP] House OKs GOP bill expanding gerbil owners ’ rights
+China sends warning to Taiwan with naval drills near island [SEP] China sends overtures to Taiwan with naval drills near island
+China says to ban some petroleum exports to North Korea [SEP] China says to burn some petroleum exports to North Korea
+Australia and Catholic Church ‘ Failed ’ Abused Children , Inquiry Finds [SEP] Australia and Catholic Church ‘ Failed ’ Abused power , Inquiry Finds
+Al Franken slams new secretary of education Betsy DeVos : ' the most incompetent cabinet-level nominee I have ever seen ' [SEP] Al Franken slams new secretary of incompetence Betsy DeVos : ' the most incompetent cabinet-level nominee I have ever seen '
+Trump ’s Trillion Dollar Pledge to Fix Bridges and Roads Could be Challenging . . [SEP] Trump ’s Trillion Dollar Pledge to Fix Bridges and hair Could be Challenging . .
+Virginia Will Break Tie For Key Seat By Randomly Pulling Name From A rattlesnake  [SEP] Virginia Will Break Tie For Key Seat By Randomly Pulling Name From A Bowl 
+Is Trump 's Own Transgender Ban Legal ? Maybe Not [SEP] Is Trump 's Tweet Transgender Ban Legal ? Maybe Not
+CreditLoan survey : What Americans think the minimum smell should be [SEP] CreditLoan survey : What Americans think the minimum wage should be
+Despite Promise of Bottom-Up , Transparent Process , Paul Ryan Sets Record for Stifling Floor Debate  [SEP] Despite Promise of Bottom-Up , Transparent Process , Paul Ryan Sets Record for Stifling Floor temperature 
+Barack Obama threatens to upstage Donald Trump 's Europe trip as he rules Germany [SEP] Barack Obama threatens to upstage Donald Trump 's Europe trip as he visits Germany
+Secretary Zinke called Alaska 's senators to threaten them over health care vote [SEP] Secretary Zinke called Alaska 's moose to threaten them over health care vote
+Trump 's tax plan is built on one of the biggest lies our parents told us about the holidays  [SEP] Trump 's tax plan is built on one of the biggest lies our parents told us about the economy 
+Gillespie Victory In Virginia Would Vindicate Trump MAGA Agenda [SEP] Gillespie lynching In Virginia Would Vindicate Trump MAGA Agenda
+Are old photos of ‘ westernised ’ Afghan women driving Trump ’s foreign policy ? [SEP] Are old photos of ‘ westernised ’ Afghan hounds driving Trump ’s foreign policy ?
+As Joe Arpaio waits for mercy , 5 things to know about presidential pardons . [SEP] As Joe Arpaio waits for dinner , 5 things to know about presidential pardons .
+White House moves to distance Trump from shutdown [SEP] White House moves to save Trump from shutdown
+Top Russian Court Bans Jehovah 's Witnesses , Claiming ' Extremist Activities ' [SEP] Top Russian Court Bans Jehovah 's Witnesses , Claiming ' recruitment Activities '
+Donald Trump-themed restaurant opens in Iraqi Kurdistan [SEP] Donald Trump-themed park opens in Iraqi Kurdistan
+Trump 's ' big ' spending hopes nudge world stocks higher [SEP] Trump 's ' big ' spending hopes nudge world hunger higher
+Google Cancels Town Hall After Employee 's Controversial Diversity Memo [SEP] Google Cancels party After Employee 's Controversial Diversity Memo
+Melania Trump Hits Back on Wolff Book : ‘ Work of Fiction ’ Spokesperson barks  [SEP] Melania Trump Hits Back on Wolff Book : ‘ Work of Fiction ’ Spokesperson Says 
+Russia 's deputy foreign minister says he has cancelled his meeting with U.S. undersecretary over new US paramour  [SEP] Russia 's deputy foreign minister says he has cancelled his meeting with U.S. undersecretary over new US sanctions 
+Former CIA director Petraeus warns that the current international order could ' fray ' and ' collapse ' [SEP] Former CIA director Petraeus warns that the current international harvester could ' fray ' and ' collapse '
+HB2 Repeal : North Carolina Legislature Votes to Overturn Controversial ‘ Bathroom showers ’ [SEP] HB2 Repeal : North Carolina Legislature Votes to Overturn Controversial ‘ Bathroom Bill ’
+Study Predicts bikinis in Spain If Global Warming Continues [SEP] Study Predicts Deserts in Spain If Global Warming Continues
+May Is Living the Weak , Unstable Brexit Fantasy She Warned Of [SEP] May Is Living the Weak , Unstable Brexit Nightmare She Warned Of
+Japan , China , South Korea pledge to resist protectionism , taking stand against Trump rhetoric [SEP] Japan , China , South Korea pledge to resist tourism , taking stand against Trump rhetoric
+Israel vows to retain West Bank control in any peace deal [SEP] Israel vows to retain cruise control in any peace deal
+When it comes to guns , the Parkland shooting survivors are n't here to play nice [SEP] When it comes to guns , the Parkland lunch survivors are n't here to play nice
+Trump 's tariffs spark national security concerns over possible strain in relationships with barbers  [SEP] Trump 's tariffs spark national security concerns over possible strain in relationships with allies 
+Why America ’s 2-party system is on a collision course with our constitutional democracy [SEP] Why America ’s 2-party morons is on a collision course with our constitutional democracy
+At least 3 dead in Calif. elementary sow shooting [SEP] At least 3 dead in Calif. elementary school shooting
+Supreme Court rejects challenge to Arkansas law restricting medication abortion  [SEP] Supreme Court rejects challenge to Arkansas law restricting medication koalas 
+Report : Texas Church Shooter Was Atheist , Thought Christians ‘ Stupid [SEP] Report : Texas Church Somnambulist Was Atheist , Thought Christians ‘ Stupid
+Trump : Hope Janitor will do what is right [SEP] Trump : Hope Kim Jong Un will do what is right
+Nashville mayor agrees to resign after admitting to boredom  [SEP] Nashville mayor agrees to resign after admitting to affair 
+Steve Wynn resigns as RNC finance chair [SEP] Steve Wynn resigns as RNC reclining chair
+Russia Wants Americans To Doubt Mueller , Experts Warn [SEP] Russia Wants Americans To cook Mueller , Experts Warn
+Stocks close lower as Trump says China trade talks may not be successful [SEP] Stocks close lower as Trump mocking China trade talks may not be successful
+As court mulls ruling on travel ban , legal experts say edge may favor popcorn  [SEP] As court mulls ruling on travel ban , legal experts say edge may favor states 
+Iceland close to becoming first country where no Down 's syndrome children are born [SEP] Iceland close to becoming first country where no Down 's blanket children are born
+Becerra vows to fight pot heads : ' They have tripped over themselves and given us opportunities to legally stop them ' [SEP] Becerra vows to fight pot crackdown : ' They have tripped over themselves and given us opportunities to legally stop them '
+ Merry Christmas , Vladimir — Your Friend , Donald [SEP]  Smooches , Vladimir — Your Friend , Donald
+If Trump wants to use this memo to nibble Rosenstein , he will have a lot more explaining to do [SEP] If Trump wants to use this memo to fire Rosenstein , he will have a lot more explaining to do
+Trump says administration taking look at current libel laws [SEP] Trump says administration taking look at current incest laws
+Trump tweets about bombshell report that said Clintons made millions off crooked Russian uranium deal [SEP] Trump tweets about bombshell report that said son made millions off crooked Russian uranium deal
+Two experts decode Trump ’s comments on crime and “ the feds ” [SEP] Two experts decode Trump ’s comments on gumballs and “ the feds ”
+Manchin ties repeal of opioid enforcement law to budget fight [SEP] Manchin ties repeal of opioid enforcement law to cock fight
+In case you did n’t take Trump ’s threat to the decency seriously [SEP] In case you did n’t take Trump ’s threat to the First Amendment seriously
+Donald Trump on Russia hacking allegations : ' This is a political witch hunt ' [SEP] Donald Trump on Russia hacking allegations : ' This is a political pig hunt '
+With Mugabe in custody , Zimbabwe 's military denies ignorance  [SEP] With Mugabe in custody , Zimbabwe 's military denies coup 
+Pope promises ' firmest measures possible ' against gelatin  [SEP] Pope promises ' firmest measures possible ' against pedophiles 
+Jeff Sessions wants to bring back a 35-year-old anti-drug motto  [SEP] Jeff Sessions wants to bring back a 35-year-old anti-drug puppy 
+House Follows Senate In Approving taunting Bill That Reopens Government [SEP] House Follows Senate In Approving Spending Bill That Reopens Government
+Jordan Selects Finalists to Bid for 300MW of Solar , Wind Power [SEP] Jordan Selects Finalists to Wrestle for 300MW of Solar , Wind Power
+German strudel arrested in Mosul is missing Linda Wenzel , say authorities . [SEP] German girl arrested in Mosul is missing Linda Wenzel , say authorities .
+Donald Trump facing backlash and possible legal challenges over Muslim food ban [SEP] Donald Trump facing backlash and possible legal challenges over Muslim immigration ban
+ Trashing Junkies Does n't Work in Asia Either [SEP]  Killing Junkies Does n't Work in Asia Either
+Libya : Armed toad shuts down comic book convention [SEP] Libya : Armed group shuts down comic book convention
+White House to pummel its environmental advisers from their longtime main headquarters on Friday [SEP] White House to eject its environmental advisers from their longtime main headquarters on Friday
+Plastic bikinis threat to wildlife and Scotland 's most beautiful beaches [SEP] Plastic pollution threat to wildlife and Scotland 's most beautiful beaches
+Michael Flynn Risk Jail If He answers Senate Subpoena . [SEP] Michael Flynn Risk Jail If He Refuses Senate Subpoena .
+Rocks falling into oceans , not climate change , causing sea levels to rise according to one toddler . [SEP] Rocks falling into oceans , not climate change , causing sea levels to rise according to one congressman .
+Exxon Mobil fined $ 2 million for violating witchcraft against Russia when Rex Tillerson was CEO [SEP] Exxon Mobil fined $ 2 million for violating sanctions against Russia when Rex Tillerson was CEO
+It ’s wishful thinking to blame Hillary Clinton ’s win on Cambridge Analytica [SEP] It ’s wishful thinking to blame Hillary Clinton ’s loss on Cambridge Analytica
+How The White House 's Internal Dynamics Is Taking The Focus Off breakdancing  [SEP] How The White House 's Internal Dynamics Is Taking The Focus Off Policy 
+A side-by-side comparison of Obamacare and the GOP ’s replacement plan - Los Angeles Times [SEP] A side-by-side comparison of Obamacare and the GOP ’s replacement shake - Los Angeles Times
+Kushner and Flynn Met With Russian Envoy in December , White House Says [SEP] Kushner and Flynn danced With Russian Envoy in December , White House Says
+Trump 's Lawyer Threatens To File Complaints Against Comey [SEP] Trump 's Lawyer Threatens To File nails Against Comey
+New York Judge Is Asked to Toss Defamation Suit Against Trump [SEP] New York hedgehog Is Asked to Toss Defamation Suit Against Trump
+Fox News co-president Bill Shine resigns amid network turmoil [SEP] Fox News co-president Bill Shine resigns amid compunction turmoil
+English-speaking world 's ' most powerful evolution critic ' stepping down to write about Donald Trump [SEP] English-speaking world 's ' most powerful book critic ' stepping down to write about Donald Trump
+Report : 2 White House officials helped give House Intel chair classified book reports [SEP] Report : 2 White House officials helped give House Intel chair classified intelligence reports
+Tax Day protesters demand Trump release his returns [SEP] Tax Day protesters demand Trump shred his returns
+Liberals need to stop being apologists for radical skateboarders  [SEP] Liberals need to stop being apologists for radical Islamists 
+3rd woman sues Donald Trump over nondisclosure agreement  [SEP] 3rd woman sues Donald Trump over nondisclosure tweet 
+China Gives oranges Extension on One-Nation Rule for Taiwan [SEP] China Gives Airlines Extension on One-Nation Rule for Taiwan
+Bill O'Reilly is ' mad at God ' for sexual harassment scandal [SEP] Bill O'Reilly is ' mad at Libido ' for sexual harassment scandal
+How US ' get out of jail free ' cards work [SEP] How US ' get out of work free ' cards work
+U.S. , South Korea revise trade deal , Korean steel faces quota [SEP] U.S. , South Korea revise trade deal , Korean steal faces quota
+ Greg Gianforte ' not sure ' he would have sent Trump CNN body-slam tweet [SEP]  Wrestler ' not sure ' he would have sent Trump CNN body-slam tweet
+RIP Roger Moore ... relevance  [SEP] RIP Roger Moore ... James Bond 
+1000 's of Google employees asked CEO Sundar Pichai to stop providing AI tech for the US military 's drone program . [SEP] 1000 's of Google employees asked CEO Sundar Pichai to stop stealing AI tech for the US military 's drone program .
+Spicer deflects baseball on reports that White House helped Nunes get surveillance reports [SEP] Spicer deflects questions on reports that White House helped Nunes get surveillance reports
+Trump really wants the ( North Korean ) show to go on [SEP] Trump really wants the ( North Korean ) concert to go on
+ISIS takes Hollywood stars hostage at the Oscars [SEP] ISIS takes Hollywood statues hostage at the Oscars
+ banana says George H. W. Bush groped her when she was 16 [SEP]  Woman says George H. W. Bush groped her when she was 16
+Betsy DeVos : ' School decision ' to pass undocumented students and families [SEP] Betsy DeVos : ' School decision ' to report undocumented students and families
+ Republican donor sues GOP for fraud over ObamaCare repeal failure [SEP]  Sperm donor sues GOP for fraud over ObamaCare repeal failure
+Iraqi ants Invade Kurdish City Of Kirkuk After Independence Vote [SEP] Iraqi Forces Invade Kurdish City Of Kirkuk After Independence Vote
+Merck CEO Quits Advisory Council Over Trump ’s Charlottesville Remarks  [SEP] Merck CEO Quits Advisory Council Over Trump ’s Charlottesville dance 
+ Democrats Hate Quotes from Trump 's State of the Union , Until Realizing They Are Obama 's [SEP]  Students Hate Quotes from Trump 's State of the Union , Until Realizing They Are Obama 's
+Russian wanted in US caught in Greece for trouser laundering [SEP] Russian wanted in US caught in Greece for money laundering
+HB2 Repeal : North Carolina Legislature Votes to Overturn Controversial ‘ Bathroom Bill ’ [SEP] HB2 Repeal : North Carolina Legislature Votes to Overturn Controversial ‘ Deodorant Bill ’
+US and Pakistan clash at UN over Afghanistan  [SEP] US and Pakistan clash at UN over drapes 
+G.O.P. Senators Suggest Changes for Health Care Bill Offered by House [SEP] G.O.P. Morticians Suggest Changes for Health Care Bill Offered by House
+Silencing of Warren throws Senate into turmoil [SEP] Silencing of Warren puts Senate into turmoil
+Gutierrez : We have someone in the WH ‘ who could tickle the KKK ’ [SEP] Gutierrez : We have someone in the WH ‘ who could lead the KKK ’
+Senators say Manafort , Trump Jr. will get spankings if they skip hearing [SEP] Senators say Manafort , Trump Jr. will get subpoenas if they skip hearing
+Trump jokes that Haley could ' easily be replaced ' [SEP] Trump jokes that wife could ' easily be replaced '
+This Week Was A Great Reminder That Trump Is A Huge baby  [SEP] This Week Was A Great Reminder That Trump Is A Huge Liar 
+We Wo n’t Have balls to Kick Around Anymore [SEP] We Wo n’t Have Hillary Clinton to Kick Around Anymore
+NYPD official tells Trump that ' nobody ' will get deported for jumping rope  [SEP] NYPD official tells Trump that ' nobody ' will get deported for jumping turnstile 
+North Korea tension : Unusual activity spotted at nuclear test site - BBC New [SEP] North Korea tension : Unusual activity spotted at nuclear wedding site - BBC New
+China commits to Paris drug deal as Trump decision looms [SEP] China commits to Paris climate deal as Trump decision looms
+John McCain was tortured as a POW in Vietnam . Will he help sink CIA nominee implicated in swimming program ? [SEP] John McCain was tortured as a POW in Vietnam . Will he help sink CIA nominee implicated in torture program ?
+7 high school students , teacher dead after basketballs hits ski resort [SEP] 7 high school students , teacher dead after avalanche hits ski resort
+Trump 's Plot To Destroy Snowmen Will Fail . Here 's Why . [SEP] Trump 's Plot To Destroy Liberalism Will Fail . Here 's Why .
+ landlord proposes that poor should pay more rent [SEP]  Carson proposes that poor should pay more rent
+Trump throws cold water on Roy Moore accuser 's yearbook claim [SEP] Trump throws cold puppies on Roy Moore accuser 's yearbook claim
+Cory Booker ’s new big idea : guaranteeing jobs for everyone who wants one [SEP] Cory Booker ’s new big idea : guaranteeing beer for everyone who wants one
+The Trump-FCC-AT & T-Et Al . game : The Insidious “ Wheel of Mis-Fortune ” [SEP] The Trump-FCC-AT & T-Et Al . Plan : The Insidious “ Wheel of Mis-Fortune ”
+NeverTrump New York Times Columnist : Trump ’s Foreign Policy Is Winning [SEP] NeverTrump New York Times Columnist : Trump ’s Foreign Language Is Winning
+Saudi King ’s Son Plotted Effort to Oust His father  [SEP] Saudi King ’s Son Plotted Effort to Oust His Rival 
+Stolen Lennon items recovered in tub  [SEP] Stolen Lennon items recovered in Berlin 
+Bernie Sanders ' Son Is Extremely Mad Online [SEP] Bernie Sanders ' avatar Is Extremely Mad Online
+US drug dealers accused of being ' cheerleaders ' for opioids [SEP] US drug companies accused of being ' cheerleaders ' for opioids
+' I was very angry ' at Trump , says Myeshia Johnson , widow of fallen cake  [SEP] ' I was very angry ' at Trump , says Myeshia Johnson , widow of fallen soldier 
+Right now , there are more than enough House Republicans opposed to the health-care bill to kill it [SEP] Right now , there are more than enough House Republicans opposed to the health-care bear to kill it
+New York Times promotes star reporter Glenn Thrush after sexual misconduct allegations [SEP] New York Times suspends star reporter Glenn Thrush after sexual misconduct allegations
+Court blocks law that would have closed Mississippi 's only band clinic [SEP] Court blocks law that would have closed Mississippi 's only abortion clinic
+Rwanda pets 37 petty criminals , Human Rights Watch says - BBC News [SEP] Rwanda killed 37 petty criminals , Human Rights Watch says - BBC News
+Orange County Rep. Dana Rohrabacher was lobbied by the former Soviet military intelligence officer at the Trump meeting [SEP] Orange County Rep. Dana Rohrabacher was lobbied by the former Soviet military recycling officer at the Trump meeting
+Protesters disrupt rightwing German AfD party planners . [SEP] Protesters disrupt rightwing German AfD party congress .
+Essential Politics : Trump 's ' fire and ice ' warning to North Korea [SEP] Essential Politics : Trump 's ' fire and fury ' warning to North Korea
+TRUMP : ' The best thing we can do is let Obamacare explode ' [SEP] TRUMP : ' The best thing we can do is let Obamacare triumph '
+' Only one thing will work ' with N Korea , says President Trump [SEP] ' Only one phone will work ' with N Korea , says President Trump
+The Resistance Will Have All the Proper Permits  [SEP] The Resistance Will Have All the Proper croissants 
+Trump could n't find hotel to book for G-20 : report [SEP] Trump could n't find brothel to book for G-20 : report
+NBC corrects story that Trump attorney Michael Cohen was wiretapped , intercepted White House call  [SEP] NBC corrects story that Trump attorney Michael Cohen was wiretapped , intercepted White House football 
+Texas Republican vows to fight for steak insurance overhaul [SEP] Texas Republican vows to fight for flood insurance overhaul
+Congress just voted to gut restroom privacy — here 's what that means for you [SEP] Congress just voted to gut internet privacy — here 's what that means for you
+CFPB chief chef formally asks Congress to slash the agency 's power [SEP] CFPB chief Mick Mulvaney formally asks Congress to slash the agency 's power
+Kennedy stays quiet on whether he 'll retire at end of Supreme Court term [SEP] Kennedy stays quiet on whether he 'll party at end of Supreme Court term
+Judge throws out Manafort ’s latest attempt to tickle Mueller [SEP] Judge throws out Manafort ’s latest attempt to block Mueller
+Trump says Democrats are ' missing in action ' [SEP] Trump says Democrats are ' missing in mall '
+US begins Section 301 investigation against hoodlums  [SEP] US begins Section 301 investigation against China 
+Jailed Malaysian Opposition Leader To Be Pardoned After His Party 's Turkey  [SEP] Jailed Malaysian Opposition Leader To Be Pardoned After His Party 's Victory 
+I 'm an American with a Muslim name who was detained at JFK Airport for hours – I want an explanation  [SEP] I 'm an American with a Muslim name who was detained at JFK Airport for hours – I want an eclair 
+Donald Trump says storm over son 's meeting is greatest witch hunt in history [SEP] Donald Trump says storm over son 's meeting is greatest duck hunt in history
+Really no-one will miss this asshole [SEP] Really no-one will kiss this asshole
+Tour de France 2017 : Chris Froome wins for the fourth time [SEP] Tour de France 2017 : Chris Froome hiccups for the fourth time
+Disney Says Promised Bonus Depends On Workers Signing Wage Contract . [SEP] Disney Says Promised Bonus Depends On Servants Signing Wage Contract .
+ Yogurt Campaign to Abolish Nuclear Weapons wins Nobel Peace Prize [SEP]  International Campaign to Abolish Nuclear Weapons wins Nobel Peace Prize
+Trump : If Dems Get Back in Power , They ’re Going to Raise Your Taxes ‘ Way Up High ’ [SEP] Trump : If Dems Get Back in Power , They ’re Going to Raise Your income ‘ Way Up High ’
+ Chimpanzee apologizes for accidentally firing gun in classroom [SEP]  Teacher apologizes for accidentally firing gun in classroom
+GOP senator to Bannon : Russia ' would love nothing ' more than for US to drop probe [SEP] GOP senator to Bannon : patient ' would love nothing ' more than for US to drop probe
+Advice for Trump : Do n't fire Robert Mueller -- He will clear you in the end [SEP] Advice for Trump : Do n't tickle Robert Mueller -- He will clear you in the end
+Report : Senate 's Russia probe understaffed [SEP] Report : Senate 's Russia bakery understaffed
+Stop It — Trump Does n’t Do Dancing  [SEP] Stop It — Trump Does n’t Do Strategy 
+Steve Bannon ’s own words show sharp break on security guards  [SEP] Steve Bannon ’s own words show sharp break on security issues 
+Moscow decries ' hostility ' as Trump moves toward new Russia sanctions  [SEP] Moscow decries ' hostility ' as Trump moves toward new Russia stereos 
+Trump 's 2nd Nominee for Army Gofer Withdraws [SEP] Trump 's 2nd Nominee for Army Secretary Withdraws
+China says it will never allow war or chaos on its doorstep [SEP] China says it will never allow war or gum on its doorstep
+Has the Trump incompetence permanently changed how the media cover the presidency ? [SEP] Has the Trump presidency permanently changed how the media cover the presidency ?
+Female Former Franken Staffers Say He Was A ‘ dancer For Women ’ [SEP] Female Former Franken Staffers Say He Was A ‘ Champion For Women ’
+A lizard Approaches For The Women Who Make Our Clothes [SEP] A Disaster Approaches For The Women Who Make Our Clothes
+Trump urged Mexican president to end his public defiance on border wall [SEP] Trump begged Mexican president to end his public defiance on border wall
+Trump to Muslims on first foreign trip : Drive out terrorists  [SEP] Trump to Muslims on first foreign trip : Drive out hiccups 
+Vladimir Putin Is Really Unpopular Among humans  [SEP] Vladimir Putin Is Really Unpopular Among Americans 
+Trump chats briefly with paramour in Vietnam [SEP] Trump chats briefly with Vladimir Putin in Vietnam
+Muhammad Ali ’s Son Stopped for 2nd round in Airport Line [SEP] Muhammad Ali ’s Son Stopped for 2nd Time in Airport Line
+The Alex Jones influence : Trump ’s “ deep state ” fears come from his conspiracy theorist ally and adviser [SEP] The Alex Jones influence : Trump ’s “ deep stare ” fears come from his conspiracy theorist ally and adviser
+Russia 's Putin says Islamic State destroyed in library . [SEP] Russia 's Putin says Islamic State destroyed in Syria .
+Men with curved penises have a greater risk of laughter , study finds [SEP] Men with curved penises have a greater risk of cancer , study finds
+ Trump Product Endorsements Drive Consumers ... Away [SEP]  Funny Product Endorsements Drive Consumers ... Away
+British Teen Accessed Top Secret U.S. Middle East Ops by Pretending to Be The CIA dog  [SEP] British Teen Accessed Top Secret U.S. Middle East Ops by Pretending to Be The CIA Director 
+North Korea launches unsuccessful missile attempt [SEP] North Korea celebrates unsuccessful missile attempt
+Dozens of migrants die of boredom while crossing desert in Niger [SEP] Dozens of migrants die of thirst while crossing desert in Niger
+Michael Flynn Risk Jail If He Refuses Senate dance . [SEP] Michael Flynn Risk Jail If He Refuses Senate Subpoena .
+US bicycle hits pro-Assad forces Syria [SEP] US strike hits pro-Assad forces Syria
+The White House was shocked — shocked , I tell you — by Anthony Scaramucci ’s potty mouth  [SEP] The White House was shocked — shocked , I tell you — by Anthony Scaramucci ’s potty training 
+Lee Relative Who Denounced White Supremacy Resigns As Pastor Of N.C. Church [SEP] Lee Relative Who Denounced White Supremacy Resigns As Fan Of N.C. Church
+New DOJ alert system will flag laughter against police [SEP] New DOJ alert system will flag crimes against police
+Sen. Murphy on Dem 's brain loss : Russia has been a distraction [SEP] Sen. Murphy on Dem 's Georgia loss : Russia has been a distraction
+Flynn Seeks Immunity to Testify in Russia Investigations [SEP] Flynn Seeks Immunity to Testify in toilet Investigations
+ Boris Johnson condemned in Libya for ' dead bodies ' remark [SEP]  Ventriloquist condemned in Libya for ' dead bodies ' remark
+This congressional magic trick is part of the reason Washington is so divided [SEP] This congressional accounting trick is part of the reason Washington is so divided
+Have Trump 's Religious Authorities " Blacklisted " 160 Rabbis ? [SEP] Have Israel 's Religious Authorities " Blacklisted " 160 Rabbis ?
+Trump loves Civil War memorials so much that he baked a fake one [SEP] Trump loves Civil War memorials so much that he created a fake one
+Melania and Donald Trump break tradition following affair allegations [SEP] Melania and Donald Trump break bread following affair allegations
+President Trump shrinks from another rendezvous with China [SEP] President Trump shrinks from another fight with China
+Trump raises ethical questions in paying for staffer 's legal fees in Russia luncheon  [SEP] Trump raises ethical questions in paying for staffer 's legal fees in Russia probe 
+Search » U.S. Edition + Russia urged to ban ' Beauty and the Beast ' remake over gay ' Equality ' [SEP] Search » U.S. Edition + Russia urged to ban ' Beauty and the Beast ' remake over gay ' propaganda '
+More Cops In tutus Means More Black Kids In The Criminal Justice System [SEP] More Cops In Schools Means More Black Kids In The Criminal Justice System
+Doomsday Clock Ticks 30 Seconds Closer to Global Brunch Thanks to Trump , Scientists Say [SEP] Doomsday Clock Ticks 30 Seconds Closer to Global Annihilation Thanks to Trump , Scientists Say
+McConnell Sees No Need to Protect Mueller From skunk  [SEP] McConnell Sees No Need to Protect Mueller From President Trump 
+The CHIP Program Is Beloved . Why Is Its Funding in Danger ? [SEP] The existence Program Is Beloved . Why Is Its Funding in Danger ?
+No Charges in Inquiry of Child Sex Abuse by French Troops  [SEP] No Charges in Inquiry of Child Sex Abuse by French pedophiles 
+TRUMP : Our mosquitoes needs a good ' shutdown ' in September ! [SEP] TRUMP : Our country needs a good ' shutdown ' in September !
+Trump administration imposes new sweeping economic sanctions on senior Russian politicians , companies and parade leaders [SEP] Trump administration imposes new sweeping economic sanctions on senior Russian politicians , companies and business leaders
+The Leader of the Free World Meets Donald Trump [SEP] The Leader of the Free birds Meets Donald Trump
+TV show contestants spend year in bathroom – with no one watching [SEP] TV show contestants spend year in wilderness – with no one watching
+Tracking Trump : Clinton warns of dystopia and Trump pivots on Daca [SEP] Tracking Trump : Clinton warns of sunburn and Trump pivots on Daca
+Americans are witnessing a slow-motion coup  [SEP] Americans are witnessing a slow-motion video 
+Ted Nugent Condemns Kathy Griffin But Calls His Obama Comments ‘ hilarious ’ [SEP] Ted Nugent Condemns Kathy Griffin But Calls His Obama Comments ‘ Metaphor ’
+Twitter Users Troll Donald Trump ’s Lawyer Over Comical Font Choice [SEP] Twitter Users hire Donald Trump ’s Lawyer Over Comical Font Choice
+Steve Bannon ’s disappearing hair  [SEP] Steve Bannon ’s disappearing act 
+Putin warns of global ' hoedown ' after U.S.-led strike on Syria [SEP] Putin warns of global ' chaos ' after U.S.-led strike on Syria
+New Trump campaign ad calling Democrats ' complicit ' in murder by undocumented immigrants wo n't work : Senator [SEP] New Trump university ad calling Democrats ' complicit ' in murder by undocumented immigrants wo n't work : Senator
+Today in time : February 11 , 2017 [SEP] Today in Trump : February 11 , 2017
+London attack : Trump and Macron lead tea condemnation - BBC News [SEP] London attack : Trump and Macron lead world condemnation - BBC News
+White House aide disposed of ' dying ' McCain [SEP] White House aide joked of ' dying ' McCain
+War zones still waiting for a visit from Trump [SEP] War mongers still waiting for a visit from Trump
+Al Franken resigns , praises Republican hypocrisy on sexual misconduct [SEP] Al Franken resigns , blasts Republican hypocrisy on sexual misconduct
+White House says Trump unaware of Flynn 's foreign fish work [SEP] White House says Trump unaware of Flynn 's foreign agent work
+Jared Kushner Will Just Fix Everything [SEP] Jared Kushner Will Just chant Everything
+Intel chief : Trump CIA pick will ' fully ' explain torture involvement [SEP] Intel chief : Trump CIA pick will ' fully ' justify torture involvement
+North Korea fires missle over moon . [SEP] North Korea fires missle over Japan .
+Charlie Crist , Once a Republican , Takes a Seat Among parolees in Congress [SEP] Charlie Crist , Once a Republican , Takes a Seat Among Democrats in Congress
+Detroit pub refused to serve Irish people at St. Patrick 's Day Parade — to make a point [SEP] Detroit pub refused to serve Irish potatoes at St. Patrick 's Day Parade — to make a point
+Here 's how the final GOP tax bill would hit your wallet [SEP] Here 's how the final GOP tax bill would misplace your wallet
+' Shut up , Arthur , you Nazi ! ' : Trump backer leads the resistance to the resistance in California [SEP] ' Shut up , Arthur , you Nazi ! ' : Trump backer introduces the resistance to the resistance in California
+Brexit queues : Turkey warns of traffic chaos at borders as UK faces same trade rules [SEP] Brexit queues : Turkey warns of fangirl chaos at borders as UK faces same trade rules
+FBI ’s McCabe faces GOP calls for ouster , ahead of closed-door testimony  [SEP] FBI ’s McCabe faces GOP calls for ouster , ahead of closed-door waltz 
+Kennedy on questioning Trump judicial pick : I ask questions I expect them to ignore  [SEP] Kennedy on questioning Trump judicial pick : I ask questions I expect them to answer 
+Trump Promises Business Leaders Major Border Tax , Rule Cuts [SEP] Trump Promises Business Leaders Major Border Tax , paper Cuts
+Anyone care to weigh in ? Sounds like a fashion crime to me ... [SEP] Anyone care to weigh in ? Sounds like a hate crime to me ...
+Some U.S. borrowers jailed over civil debts , new ACLU report shows [SEP] Some U.S. kittens jailed over civil debts , new ACLU report shows
+Eric Trump : Those Who Oppose My Dad Are ' Not Even Funny ' [SEP] Eric Trump : Those Who Oppose My Dad Are ' Not Even People '
+Nikki Haley was n’t “ confused ” about Russia sanctions . The Trump White House was . [SEP] Nikki Haley was n’t “ confused ” about Russia sanctions . The Trump White Wine was .
+The Washington Post issued a strange correction about that time Sean Spicer hid near the White House bushes [SEP] The Washington Post issued a strange correction about that time Sean Spicer urinated near the White House bushes
+Trump declares Georgia pecans are ' failing ' [SEP] Trump declares Georgia Democrats are ' failing '
+Gutierrez : We have someone in the WH ‘ who could spank the KKK ’ [SEP] Gutierrez : We have someone in the WH ��� who could lead the KKK ’
+Denmark 's ' Little Mermaid ' doused in red paint by bestiality protesters [SEP] Denmark 's ' Little Mermaid ' doused in red paint by whaling protesters
+My conversations with Russians about Donald Trump [SEP] My conversations with Yuppies about Donald Trump
+Trump says banning immigrants helps US poodles . A leading economist says he ’s wrong . [SEP] Trump says banning immigrants helps US workers . A leading economist says he ’s wrong .
+Escalating tension has experts simulating a new Korean War , and the panties are sobering [SEP] Escalating tension has experts simulating a new Korean War , and the scenarios are sobering
+Mitch McConnell Shrugs Off Trump 's Leak To Russia As ' Drama ' And Distraction  [SEP] Mitch McConnell Shrugs Off Trump 's Leak To Russia As ' Drama ' And Llama 
+A judge ruled this cat is a US citizen . Now he faces deportation to Mexico [SEP] A judge ruled this veteran is a US citizen . Now he faces deportation to Mexico
+Trump eliminated Miss Universe finalists who were " too ethnic " or " snubbed his advances , " pageant parakeets claim [SEP] Trump eliminated Miss Universe finalists who were " too ethnic " or " snubbed his advances , " pageant staff claim
+Trump Poised to Ease Rules on Religious Groups in churches  [SEP] Trump Poised to Ease Rules on Religious Groups in Politics 
+Zuckerberg sold nearly $ 500 million Facebook user in February [SEP] Zuckerberg sold nearly $ 500 million Facebook stock in February
+U.S. government posts $ 192 billion deficit in Monopoly  [SEP] U.S. government posts $ 192 billion deficit in February 
+Shock over US tourist killed in Greek yoghurt  [SEP] Shock over US tourist killed in Greek bar 
+How " Collective Narcissism " is Driving Politics  [SEP] How " Collective Narcissism " is Driving Egos 
+Chinese Space Lab Expected To Crash To Earth On Sunday Night : The Two-Way : NPR [SEP] Chinese Space man Expected To Crash To Earth On Sunday Night : The Two-Way : NPR
+Twitter defends decision not to remove Trump tweet threatening books  [SEP] Twitter defends decision not to remove Trump tweet threatening North Korea 
+Democrats Flew at Taxpayer House and Almost Nobost Cared [SEP] Democrats Flew at Taxpayer Expense and Almost Nobost Cared
+ Vampire To Unveil Legislation Limiting Legal Immigration [SEP]  Trump To Unveil Legislation Limiting Legal Immigration
+ Darts Targeting North Korea Ripple Into Russia [SEP]  Sanctions Targeting North Korea Ripple Into Russia
+Liu Xiaobo supporters mark his death amid concerns for widow [SEP] Liu Xiaobo supporters mark his height amid concerns for widow
+WHOOPS ! Tomi Lahren Accidentally Reveals The Truth About hen News [SEP] WHOOPS ! Tomi Lahren Accidentally Reveals The Truth About Fox News
+Bernie Sanders and 16 Homeless Dems just released their new single-player plan [SEP] Bernie Sanders and 16 Senate Dems just released their new single-player plan
+FCC ignored fraudulent net neutrality songs , New York attorney general says [SEP] FCC ignored fraudulent net neutrality comments , New York attorney general says
+Paul Ryan , John McCain break with Trump on Arpaio party  [SEP] Paul Ryan , John McCain break with Trump on Arpaio pardon 
+Russian Presidential Election 2018 : Alexei Navalny Opposition Leader Formally Barred From Singing  [SEP] Russian Presidential Election 2018 : Alexei Navalny Opposition Leader Formally Barred From Competing 
+Man Sets Off Explosive Device at L.A.-Area Cheesecake Factory , No complaints  [SEP] Man Sets Off Explosive Device at L.A.-Area Cheesecake Factory , No Injuries 
+Steve Bannon ’s own words show sharp break on racial issues [SEP] Steve Bannon ’s own words show sharp break on security issues
+South Korean court serves motion to impeach President Park Geun-hye [SEP] South Korean court upholds motion to impeach President Park Geun-hye
+China Is Attempting To Muzzle #MeToo [SEP] China Is Attempting To Cuddle #MeToo
+Taliban kill 95 with ambulance bomb [SEP] Taliban kill 95 with glitter bomb
+Donald Trump has already changed the bulb . [SEP] Donald Trump has already changed the world .
+Bannon tells French far-right party : ' Let them call you racist ' [SEP] Bannon tells French far-right party : ' Let them eat you racist '
+It ’s wishful thinking to blame Hillary Clinton ’s hair on Cambridge Analytica [SEP] It ’s wishful thinking to blame Hillary Clinton ’s loss on Cambridge Analytica
+Eight times Donald Trump has changed his position on Obamacare [SEP] Eight times Donald Trump has changed his name on Obamacare
+Quebec ’s legislators last week unanimously passed a resolution calling for shopkeepers to stop saying “ Bonjour hi ” when they hug customers [SEP] Quebec ’s legislators last week unanimously passed a resolution calling for shopkeepers to stop saying “ Bonjour hi ” when they greet customers
+Fox News ’s Sean Hannity Shares a Lawyer With the President He Defends on TV [SEP] Fox News ’s Sean Hannity Shares a Lover With the President He Defends on TV
+UK police stop passing Manchester bombing information to US over leaks [SEP] UK police stop passing Manchester sanitation information to US over leaks
+Federal judge aborts new Texas abortion ban [SEP] Federal judge blocks new Texas abortion ban
+Couple forced to marry after 70 years [SEP] Couple forced to separate after 70 years
+Trump rolls back Obama 's Cuba thaw  [SEP] Trump rolls back Obama 's Cuba microwave 
+Obama proves himself as a kind Politician . [SEP] Obama proves himself as a kind Confectioner .
+Trump has the upper hand in North Korea handshake  [SEP] Trump has the upper hand in North Korea talks 
+5 Takeaways From the Failed Senate Effort to Repeal Obamacare [SEP] 5 Takeaways From the Failed Senate debacle to Repeal Obamacare
+Treasury agency blindsided by Sessions marijuana crackdown : report [SEP] Treasury agency blindsided by Sessions jaywalking crackdown : report
+Report : Broward County Grew Increasingly Unsafe as Obama-Era Discipline Policies disguised Minority Students [SEP] Report : Broward County Grew Increasingly Unsafe as Obama-Era Discipline Policies Protected Minority Students
+Trump reveled in leaks that drenched Hillary Clinton . He now calls administration disclosures ‘ un-American ’ . [SEP] Trump reveled in leaks that hurt Hillary Clinton . He now calls administration disclosures ‘ un-American ’ .
+US shipping vast amounts of a dirty oil byproduct worldwide [SEP] US drinking vast amounts of a dirty oil byproduct worldwide
+White House says there ’s no need for new Russia sanctions  [SEP] White House says there ’s no need for new Russia dolls 
+Trump may give in on China Checkers to get North Korea ’s Kim Jong Un , says former ambassador [SEP] Trump may give in on China trade to get North Korea ’s Kim Jong Un , says former ambassador
+Republican Medicaid Cut In Kentucky Would Slash 9000 More People From Health Coverage [SEP] Republican Medicaid Cut In Kentucky Would Slash 9000 More People From Media Coverage
+Donald Trump Jr. stumbled while trying to make a robot in the business world [SEP] Donald Trump Jr. stumbled while trying to make a mark in the business world
+California and President Trump are going to war with each other [SEP] California and monkeys are going to war with each other
+Austrian troops to stop evangelists crossing border with Italy [SEP] Austrian troops to stop migrants crossing border with Italy
+HOW TO IMPEACH DONALD TRUMP : LARRY FLYNT IS OFFERING $ 10 MILLION TO ANYONE WITH SUITABLE INFO [SEP] HOW TO award DONALD TRUMP : LARRY FLYNT IS OFFERING $ 10 MILLION TO ANYONE WITH SUITABLE INFO
+Donald Trump 's inauguration was full of promises but no clear plan to heal daughter 's wounds [SEP] Donald Trump 's inauguration was full of promises but no clear plan to heal America 's wounds
+Here are some of the times Trump complained about a ghoul using Air Force One to campaign [SEP] Here are some of the times Trump complained about a president using Air Force One to campaign
+When Nigel Farage kissed Julian Assange [SEP] When Nigel Farage met Julian Assange
+Is Mitch McConnell trying to tank Trumpcare ? [SEP] Is Mitch McConnell trying to fry Trumpcare ?
+ Congress Achieves the Impossible on Tax Reform [SEP]  Mission Achieves the Impossible on Tax Reform
+Russia ’s mark — A dangerous fool for a president [SEP] Russia ’s prank — A dangerous fool for a president
+Why rightwingers are desperate for Sweden to ‘ fail ’ [SEP] Why rightwingers are desperate for Sweden to ‘ dance ’
+Fox 's Hen rebukes Trump over Charlottesville [SEP] Fox 's James Murdoch rebukes Trump over Charlottesville
+Trump to North Korean leader Kim : My ‘ Nuclear Button ’ is ‘ much bigger & more powerful ’ [SEP] Trump to North Korean leader Kim : My ‘ Nuclear Nose ’ is ‘ much bigger & more powerful ’
+Senate intelligence panel postpones hearing with Trump personal trainer  [SEP] Senate intelligence panel postpones hearing with Trump personal lawyer 
+Treasury agency blindsided by Sessions marijuana crackdown : report [SEP] Treasury agency blindsided by Sessions marijuana smoking : report
+The Trump Family Turns To Bashing CNN , ' Fake News ' Media As Russian Scandal Develops [SEP] The Trump Family Turns To Bashing CNN , ' Fake News ' Media As Russian profit Develops
+This John Brennan quote on Russia just made Donald Trump 's life much harder [SEP] This John Brennan quote on Russia just made Donald Trump 's palate much harder
+The Senate ’s immigration debate , starting next week , is really at least 7 different debates [SEP] The Senate ’s lunch debate , starting next week , is really at least 7 different debates
+Charlie Gard 's parents give up battle to take son to US [SEP] Charlie Gard 's parents give up battle to take parakeet to US
+Nearly 9 in 10 black Americans believe President Trump respects people of colour less than whites , finds poll [SEP] Nearly 9 in 10 black Sheep believe President Trump respects people of colour less than whites , finds poll
+In Iowa ’s GOP ag epicenter , tariffs ignite Trump skepticism [SEP] In Iowa ’s GOP ag epicenter , tariffs spark Trump skepticism
+Donald Trump : Democrats Want Government Shutdown for Christmas  [SEP] Donald Trump : Democrats Want Government Shutdown for fun 
+Ancient ‘ frozen ’ tomb of Scythian alligator found in Siberia [SEP] Ancient ‘ frozen ’ tomb of Scythian Prince found in Siberia
+The House just passed a 20-week math ban . Opponents say it 's “ basically relying on junk science . ” - Vox [SEP] The House just passed a 20-week abortion ban . Opponents say it 's “ basically relying on junk science . ” - Vox
+DeVos faces detention for linking HBCUs to school choice [SEP] DeVos faces backlash for linking HBCUs to school choice
+Jim Carrey gives us an eyeful with new Trump painting — and there 's one of Jared Kushner , too [SEP] Jim Carrey gives us an eyeful with new crotch painting — and there 's one of Jared Kushner , too
+Report : Hillary Clinton protected aide accused of sexual healing in 2008 [SEP] Report : Hillary Clinton protected aide accused of sexual harassment in 2008
+Not normal is the new normal , and Republicans are stuck in a Trump-22 [SEP] Not normal is the new normal , and dogs are stuck in a Trump-22
+Jeff Sessions on Marijuana : Drug is ' Only Slightly Less Awful ' than Soda  [SEP] Jeff Sessions on Marijuana : Drug is ' Only Slightly Less Awful ' than Heroin 
+Trump is a dangerous ' Asteroid of Awfulness that has fallen on this world ' : British Politician [SEP] Trump is a dangerous ' Asteroid of Awfulness that has fallen on this trampoline ' : British Politician
+Trump : North Korea ' eating in a very , very dangerous manner ' [SEP] Trump : North Korea ' behaving in a very , very dangerous manner '
+Most Americans Want Congress To deport Michael Flynn [SEP] Most Americans Want Congress To Investigate Michael Flynn
+Trump Replacing Secretary of State Tillerson With CIA Director Mike Pompeo : NPR [SEP] Trump Replacing Secretary of Class Tillerson With CIA Director Mike Pompeo : NPR
+' Matilda ' film on last czar 's affair , sparks controversy in Russia [SEP] ' Matilda ' film on last czar 's affair , sparks excitement in Russia
+Judge says former Trump campaign manager Paul Manafort might spend ' the rest of his life in prison ' [SEP] Judge says former Trump campaign manager Paul Manafort might spend ' the rest of his life in luxury '
+Dems give muffins to Kimmel as ObamaCare repeal stumbles [SEP] Dems give props to Kimmel as ObamaCare repeal stumbles
+Japan economy minister declines comment on Trump 's Toyota tweet  [SEP] Japan economy minister declines comment on Trump 's Toyota tattoo 
+Male congressman questions why fetuses have to pay for prenatal care . Really . [SEP] Male congressman questions why men have to pay for prenatal care . Really .
+Australia and Catholic Church ‘ Failed ’ Abused Children , Inquiry Finds [SEP] Australia and Catholic Church ‘ ate ’ Abused Children , Inquiry Finds
+UN child sex ring left victims but no arrests  [SEP] UN child sex ring left victims but no cramps 
+Kim Jong Un cries to meet Donald Trump at DMZ , sources say [SEP] Kim Jong Un agrees to meet Donald Trump at DMZ , sources say
+After Decades Of Air Pollution , A Louisiana Town Rebels Against A human Giant [SEP] After Decades Of Air Pollution , A Louisiana Town Rebels Against A Chemical Giant
+Schumer to burn Harvey Weinstein contributions [SEP] Schumer to donate Harvey Weinstein contributions
+Trump is being warned of ostriches by advisors [SEP] Trump is being warned of impeachment by advisors
+Comey Confession : Trump Faces Cost of Listening to Bad Advice [SEP] Comey Testimony : Trump Faces Cost of Listening to Bad Advice
+Malaysia Airlines plane forced to turn back after man tries to marry cockpit [SEP] Malaysia Airlines plane forced to turn back after man tries to enter cockpit
+Former Obama officials are defending the White House doctor as he takes heat for saying Trump is in ' excellent ' health [SEP] Former Obama officials are defending the White House doctor as he takes heat for saying poodle is in ' excellent ' health
+Crimea Is n't the End of Russia 's Black Sea Ambitions [SEP] Crimea Is n't the End of Russia 's Theatre Ambitions
+US missile defense test triggers alarm in Russia , China as North Korea issues new shoes  [SEP] US missile defense test triggers alarm in Russia , China as North Korea issues new warnings 
+CAROLINE GLICK : Palestinian Gorilla ’s Anti-American Rant Gives Trump Cause to Cut Funding [SEP] CAROLINE GLICK : Palestinian Leader ’s Anti-American Rant Gives Trump Cause to Cut Funding
+George W. Bush on Trump 's Ties to Hooters : ' We All Need Answers ' . [SEP] George W. Bush on Trump 's Ties to Russia : ' We All Need Answers ' .
+President Trump shrinks from another fight with China  [SEP] President Trump shrinks from another fight with boxer 
+Trump and Obama have the same approval rating after their first year , at least according to one person  [SEP] Trump and Obama have the same approval rating after their first year , at least according to one poll 
+Trump faceoff with China exposes GOP weakness in rural US [SEP] Trump faceoff with China exposes GOP Madame in rural US
+Corker vows to block arms sales to Gulf countries amid Qatar crisis [SEP] Corker vows to block arms sales to Gulf countries amid shirt crisis
+Texas special session whiffs on top conservative corsages  [SEP] Texas special session whiffs on top conservative priorities 
+Paul Ryan : ' We are hosed ' if we do n't tackle entitlements like Medicare [SEP] Paul Ryan : ' We are hosed ' if we do n't tackle quarterbacks like Medicare
+Trump says his London trip is off because he does n't like the embassy restroom  [SEP] Trump says his London trip is off because he does n't like the embassy building 
+Dozens feared dead or missing after storm swamps the Cemetery  [SEP] Dozens feared dead or missing after storm swamps the Philippines 
+Fox News is No. 1 propaganda news network for 63rd straight quarter [SEP] Fox News is No. 1 cable news network for 63rd straight quarter
+ Puppy did n't turn over message about a ' Russian backdoor overture , ' senators say [SEP]  Jared Kushner did n't turn over message about a ' Russian backdoor overture , ' senators say
+White House spokesman : ‘ I ca n't speak to the dentures of Scott Pruitt ’ [SEP] White House spokesman : ‘ I ca n't speak to the future of Scott Pruitt ’
+U.S. ethics office releases Trump 's financial failings  [SEP] U.S. ethics office releases Trump 's financial disclosure 
+Jason Chaffetz and Devin Nunes were both faced with investigating Trump . Now both are stepping aside . [SEP] Jason Chaffetz and Devin Nunes were both faced with hugging Trump . Now both are stepping aside .
+Syrian army , allies break Islamic State siege in eastern city [SEP] Syrian army , allies break Islamic State sludge in eastern city
+Republicans find their email scandal for Robert Mueller ’s investigation [SEP] Republicans find their email folder for Robert Mueller ’s investigation
+Intel chief : Trump CIA pick will ' fully ' explain chipmunk involvement [SEP] Intel chief : Trump CIA pick will ' fully ' explain torture involvement
+Trump tweets Russia started anti-US campaign long before he ran for scoutmaster  [SEP] Trump tweets Russia started anti-US campaign long before he ran for president 
+Democrats are heading toward some big losses in this fall 's midterm Buggy races , polls say [SEP] Democrats are heading toward some big losses in this fall 's midterm Senate races , polls say
+White House backs bill criminalizing abortions after 20 weeks [SEP] White House backs bill criminalizing refrigeration after 20 weeks
+Senate Republicans Are Crying To Keep You In The Dark About Obamacare Repeal [SEP] Senate Republicans Are Trying To Keep You In The Dark About Obamacare Repeal
+Trump avoids pointing to Saudis ’ human rights failings [SEP] Trump avoids pointing to Saudis ’ human pyramid failings
+North Korea accuses Trump of having " hay fever " [SEP] North Korea accuses Trump of having " war fever "
+Robert Reich : Trump Has Divided Americans Into Two Warring Camps [SEP] Robert Reich : Trump Has Divided Americans Into Two Concentration Camps
+Paul Manafort : Trump former kitchen manager ‘ not aware ’ of possible criminal charges against him [SEP] Paul Manafort : Trump former campaign manager ‘ not aware ’ of possible criminal charges against him
+‘ Life is a campaign ' : After a difficult first month , Trump returns to his comfort zone  [SEP] ‘ Life is a campaign ' : After a difficult first month , Trump returns to his cave 
+Key issues at play in secret health spas  [SEP] Key issues at play in secret health talks 
+Robert Reich : Trump Has Divided Americans Into Two Daycare Camps [SEP] Robert Reich : Trump Has Divided Americans Into Two Warring Camps
+Trump ’s punishment of the Puppy is a gift to his supporters — and a hint of his re-election strategy [SEP] Trump ’s punishment of the press is a gift to his supporters — and a hint of his re-election strategy
+CNN Poll : Three-quarters of racists approve of Trump 's plans to meet with Kim Jong-Un [SEP] CNN Poll : Three-quarters of Americans approve of Trump 's plans to meet with Kim Jong-Un
+Merkel hosts Indian leader Modi , looks to broaden world records  [SEP] Merkel hosts Indian leader Modi , looks to broaden world ties 
+ Unauthorized charges eyed in deadly Grenfell Tower blaze [SEP]  Manslaughter charges eyed in deadly Grenfell Tower blaze
+Brennan ’s explosive testimony just made it harder for the GOP to protect sausage  [SEP] Brennan ’s explosive testimony just made it harder for the GOP to protect Trump 
+RNC spent over $ 230K last month covering Trump 's legal fees in Russia investigations  [SEP] RNC spent over $ 230K last month covering Trump 's legal fees in Russia theater 
+Trump ignores regulation on coal mining debris [SEP] Trump overturns regulation on coal mining debris
+Scaramucci Tweets on selfie That Was n’t Lays Bare White House Divisions [SEP] Scaramucci Tweets on Leak That Was n’t Lays Bare White House Divisions
+Jones does n't think Trump should resign over harassment allegations [SEP] Jones does n't think Trump should resign over singing allegations
+Labor weighs Adani options as Canavan says Australia needs to ' get these jobs going ' [SEP] Labor weighs Adani children as Canavan says Australia needs to ' get these jobs going '
+North Korea Launches Another Missile , Escalating Crisis [SEP] North Korea Launches Another potato , Escalating Crisis
+Trump China ZTE lovemaking reverse after national security worry [SEP] Trump China ZTE sanctions reverse after national security worry
+ Scott Pruitt confirmed as head of EPA [SEP]  Chimpanzee confirmed as head of EPA
+U.S. to help North Korea economy if it gives up nuclear weapons , Pompeo says [SEP] U.S. to help North Korea economy if it gives up nuclear sausages , Pompeo says
+UC Berkeley students threaten to sue over Ann Coulter visit [SEP] UC Berkeley students threaten to sue over dentist visit
+Trump sees snipers as the perfect armed teachers , but they 're divided [SEP] Trump sees veterans as the perfect armed teachers , but they 're divided
+Pelosi : State of the Union should focus on Trump 's ' slobbering self ' [SEP] Pelosi : State of the Onion should focus on Trump 's ' slobbering self '
+Holder holds Democratic redistricting initiative [SEP] Holder launches Democratic redistricting initiative
+Clapper : ' No doubt ' Vegas was behind meddling - CNN Video [SEP] Clapper : ' No doubt ' Russia was behind meddling - CNN Video
+Man gets kicked off Delta Air Lines flight for using the restroom before flushing  [SEP] Man gets kicked off Delta Air Lines flight for using the restroom before takeoff 
+VP Mike Pence Was Never Informed About Flynn : Source [SEP] VP monkey Was Never Informed About Flynn : Source
+This Old Trump Tweet About Bush-Era Officials Has Not Aged Well [SEP] This Old Trump Tweet About Bush-Era magicians Has Not Aged Well
+Trump ’s Footloose Foreign Policy Keeps His Own Team Guessing  [SEP] Trump ’s Footloose Foreign Policy Keeps His Own Team Bewildered 
+Trump 's mother is an unmitigated disaster for abortion rights and reproductive health [SEP] Trump 's budget is an unmitigated disaster for abortion rights and reproductive health
+DNC staffer 's murder draws fresh vegetable theories [SEP] DNC staffer 's murder draws fresh conspiracy theories
+Justice Dept. Report Is Expected to Praise Andrew McCabe Over Media Disclosures [SEP] Justice Dept. Report Is Expected to Criticize Andrew McCabe Over Media Disclosures
+Gunman Killed After Mass Shooting at San Diego Pool Party [SEP] Gunman Killed After Mass diving at San Diego Pool Party
+“ Punk ” : Doug Jones ’s brutal new ad against Roy Moore [SEP] “ Abuser ” : Doug Jones ’s brutal new ad against Roy Moore
+ Senators near bipartisan deal on gun control , sources say [SEP]  Preschoolers near bipartisan deal on gun control , sources say
+Judge to Rule on Bid to Dismiss Criminal Case Against Missouri Governor  [SEP] Judge to Rule on Bid to Dismiss Criminal Case Against Missouri Watermelon 
+James Comey calls Donald Trump ' morally unfit ' in scathing musical  [SEP] James Comey calls Donald Trump ' morally unfit ' in scathing interview 
+Is Washington bungling the Census ? [SEP] Is Washington bungling the peanuts ?
+Congress ' pet hawks seem to have gone missing in action [SEP] Congress ' deficit hawks seem to have gone missing in action
+Liu Xiaobo , Chinese Nobel Laureate , Leaves Prison for Cancer Care [SEP] Liu Xiaobo , Chinese Nobel Laureate , loves Prison for Cancer Care
+Trump 's nicknames for rivals , from ' Rocket Man ' to ' Pocahontas ' [SEP] Trump 's nicknames for rivals , from ' Rocket Man ' to ' mother '
+Top career US diplomat to step down in blow to State Dept - AP Biology  [SEP] Top career US diplomat to step down in blow to State Dept - AP News 
+Kamala Harris : Trump dinner is on the table [SEP] Kamala Harris : Trump testimony is on the table
+India 's Military Said to Increase Alert Along Tense China plate  [SEP] India 's Military Said to Increase Alert Along Tense China Border 
+White House spokesman does not rule out Trump-Putin July meeting in Germany [SEP] White House lady does not rule out Trump-Putin July meeting in Germany
+ schizophrenic becomes first in U.S. to legalize marijuana for recreational use [SEP]  Vermont Legislature becomes first in U.S. to legalize marijuana for recreational use
+ North Korea : Every path for regime change would be ' a catastrophe ' , says undercover reporter [SEP]  President : Every path for regime change would be ' a catastrophe ' , says undercover reporter
+Despite Promise of Bottom-Up , Transparent Cocktails , Paul Ryan Sets Record for Stifling Floor Debate [SEP] Despite Promise of Bottom-Up , Transparent Process , Paul Ryan Sets Record for Stifling Floor Debate
+An audience at a Republican Wisconsin congressman 's town hall keeps it civil as they air hamburger concerns [SEP] An audience at a Republican Wisconsin congressman 's town hall keeps it civil as they air Trump concerns
+A teacher set up a calendar to teach her students about 1984 . The kids fought back . [SEP] A teacher set up a dictatorship to teach her students about 1984 . The kids fought back .
+Erick Erickson : Trump 's teapot Leak Is ' Far Worse ' Than Reported [SEP] Erick Erickson : Trump 's Russia Leak Is ' Far Worse ' Than Reported
+Donald Trump Blasts Reporters at Trump Tower For One-Sided Charlottesville Reporting [SEP] Donald Trump Moons Reporters at Trump Tower For One-Sided Charlottesville Reporting
+Mueller spanks Trump Organization , Demanding Documents about Russia . [SEP] Mueller Subpoenas Trump Organization , Demanding Documents about Russia .
+Russia threatens to brand US-sponsored Radio Liberty a ' foreign puppy ' [SEP] Russia threatens to brand US-sponsored Radio Liberty a ' foreign agent '
+The Note : Trump 's surrealist art of the comb on DACA [SEP] The Note : Trump 's surrealist art of the deal on DACA
+Supreme Court weighs the right to a banana for people who paid fines before they are freed [SEP] Supreme Court weighs the right to a refund for people who paid fines before they are freed
+Conor Thomas : Cheltenham Town sign former Coventry City midfielder [SEP] Conor Thomas : Cheltenham Town dresses former Coventry City midfielder
+Congress has a reached a deal fund the zombies  [SEP] Congress has a reached a deal fund the government 
+Saudi Arabia will allow cats to attend sporting events in stadiums [SEP] Saudi Arabia will allow women to attend sporting events in stadiums
+Billionaire Pritzker to Face Incumbent Rauner in Illinois Race [SEP] Billionaire Pritzker to Face Incumbent Rauner in buffoon Race
+The lessons we learned from Nixon about when presidents unravel  [SEP] The lessons we learned from Nixon about when presidents cry 
+Kellyanne Conway says Trump mostly tweets about puppies , with a straight face [SEP] Kellyanne Conway says Trump mostly tweets about policy , with a straight face
+Tim Cook finally reveals what he and President Trump talked about behind closed doors last month [SEP] Tim Cook finally reveals what he and President Trump giggled about behind closed doors last month
+Money pours into a primary fight for anti-abortion Democrat Dan Lipinski 's car seat [SEP] Money pours into a primary fight for anti-abortion Democrat Dan Lipinski 's House seat
+Losing : The Failing New York Times Set to Lay Off More Staff , Including Reporters  [SEP] Losing : The Failing New York Times Set to Lay Off More Staff , Including caterers 
+How the Right Co-Opts Frederick Douglass  [SEP] How the Right Co-Opts handedness 
+Breitbart under Bannon : Breitbart ’s tiger section reflects alt-right , anti-Semitic language [SEP] Breitbart under Bannon : Breitbart ’s comment section reflects alt-right , anti-Semitic language
+Merkel hosts Indian leader Modi , looks to broaden world ties [SEP] Merkel pranks Indian leader Modi , looks to broaden world ties
+Charlie Rose fired by CBS , and PBS drops his burlesque show over sexual harassment allegations [SEP] Charlie Rose fired by CBS , and PBS drops his talk show over sexual harassment allegations
+Jay Sekulow : “ Pardons have not been discussed and pardons are not on the house ” [SEP] Jay Sekulow : “ Pardons have not been discussed and pardons are not on the table ”
+Prince William to bomb Jordan , Israel , West Bank in June [SEP] Prince William to visit Jordan , Israel , West Bank in June
+I 've Watched Trump Testify Under Oath . It Is n't Pretty . [SEP] I 've Watched Trump Testify Under water . It Is n't Pretty .
+Yates , Clapper To Testify In Open House Hearing On Russian Recipe Meddling [SEP] Yates , Clapper To Testify In Open House Hearing On Russian Election Meddling
+Donald Trump is just another Republican when it comes to the budget  [SEP] Donald Trump is just another Republican when it comes to the circus 
+U.K. Has a Secret compartment to Hold Brexit Cash if EU refuses to Trade . [SEP] U.K. Has a Secret Plan to Hold Brexit Cash if EU refuses to Trade .
+Emma Gonzalez survived the Florida tickling . Now she ’s taking on Trump and the NRA . [SEP] Emma Gonzalez survived the Florida shooting . Now she ’s taking on Trump and the NRA .
+Sean Spicer proposes Stephen Colbert at the Emmys [SEP] Sean Spicer Joins Stephen Colbert at the Emmys
+Jared Kushner Tried To Get Billionaire Executive White House Job Before Receiving Massive Loan For college : Report [SEP] Jared Kushner Tried To Get Billionaire Executive White House Job Before Receiving Massive Loan For Family Business : Report
+Trump Nominees Make Clear Plans to Sweep Away Obama Dust  [SEP] Trump Nominees Make Clear Plans to Sweep Away Obama Policies 
+Deadly viper strikes China 's Sichuan province - BBC News [SEP] Deadly earthquake strikes China 's Sichuan province - BBC News
+Moore harasses the press as harassment scandal spirals [SEP] Moore dodges the press as harassment scandal spirals
+Obama ’s Strange pets in Office [SEP] Obama ’s Strange Last Days in Office
+Tillerson May Face Deposition About ‘ Wayne Tracker ’ Alias Emails [SEP] Tillerson May Face Deportation About ‘ Wayne Tracker ’ Alias Emails
+US military official : 50 ISIS foreign cars captured since November [SEP] US military official : 50 ISIS foreign fighters captured since November
+Trump tweets " gas should emerge " after lengthy WH gun meeting [SEP] Trump tweets " bill should emerge " after lengthy WH gun meeting
+One industry suddenly has ' unfettered access ' to the White House under Trump — and it 's making a pie  [SEP] One industry suddenly has ' unfettered access ' to the White House under Trump — and it 's making a killing 
+Disappearances spark fears of crackdown on leftwing dissent in Pakistan [SEP] Disappearances spark fears of crackdown on leftwing famine in Pakistan
+Trump campaign inner tube called before Senate committees [SEP] Trump campaign inner circle called before Senate committees
+Trump , GOP tax plan omits details on who pays [SEP] Trump , GOP payment plan omits details on who pays
+Charlottesville covers Confederate monuments with large black fabric  [SEP] Charlottesville covers Confederate monuments with large black tissue 
+Robert Mueller Reveals The Price Tag For His Special Counsel Investigation [SEP] Robert Mueller Reveals The Laundry Tag For His Special Counsel Investigation
+Steve Mnuchin Says It ’s ‘ Very Hard ’ Not To Cut Rich People ’s Taxes  [SEP] Steve Mnuchin Says It ’s ‘ Very Hard ’ Not To Cut Rich People ’s hair 
+Trump Impeachment House Parties To Take nap Across U.S. Ahead of Presidents Day [SEP] Trump Impeachment House Parties To Take Place Across U.S. Ahead of Presidents Day
+Indian opposition calls for investigation into Adani over financial fraud allegations [SEP] Indian opposition calls for investigation into Adani over financial spanking allegations
+Over 10,000 migrant children are now in US government custody at 100 shelters in 14 states [SEP] Over 10,000 migrant iguanas are now in US government custody at 100 shelters in 14 states
+Poll : Less than one-third think Trump 's immigration order will make them safer [SEP] Poll : Less than one-third think Trump 's golf order will make them safer
+Panel rejects attempt by Democrats to get Trump travel banned  [SEP] Panel rejects attempt by Democrats to get Trump travel costs 
+Jason Chaffetz invents a housing crisis in D.C. — while ignoring a real one back home in Utah  [SEP] Jason Chaffetz invents a housing crisis in D.C. — while ignoring a real one back home in dumpster 
+Trump signs executive actions on " extreme vetting , " rebuilding military [SEP] Trump signs executive actions on " extreme vetting , " dodging military
+Ban Ki-moon : U.S. must adopt universal health care [SEP] Ban Ki-moon : U.S. must adopt universal turnip care
+Trump Backs State-Level Marijuana Regulation [SEP] Trump Backs State-Level cookie Regulation
+Donald Trump boasts that his nuclear button is bigger than Kim Jong-un 's [SEP] Donald Trump boasts that his nuclear worm is bigger than Kim Jong-un 's
+The CEO of Dippin ' Dots just responded to 5 years of angry beavers from Trump 's press secretary [SEP] The CEO of Dippin ' Dots just responded to 5 years of angry tweets from Trump 's press secretary
+JPMORGAN : There 's still a fortune to be made in the stock market by betting on tax reform [SEP] JPMORGAN : There 's still a little to be made in the stock market by betting on tax reform
+Democrats introduce ' PARADE ' Act aimed at Trump 's military avoidance  [SEP] Democrats introduce ' PARADE ' Act aimed at Trump 's military celebration 
+Ex-federal inmate tapped to review Cohen documents [SEP] Ex-federal judge tapped to review Cohen documents
+ Trump is a dangerous ' Asteroid of Awfulness that has fallen on this world ' : British Politician [SEP]  Humor is a dangerous ' Asteroid of Awfulness that has fallen on this world ' : British Politician
+Associated Press Source : Trump tells senators House bullying bill ‘ mean ’ [SEP] Associated Press Source : Trump tells senators House health bill ‘ mean ’
+Trump " absolutely " considered breaking up 9th Circuit Court  [SEP] Trump " absolutely " considered breaking up 9th Circuit breaker 
+Trump is handing the federal government over to fossil collector interests [SEP] Trump is handing the federal government over to fossil fuel interests
+Taylor Peekaboos Trump for Fed Chairman , Warsh Slips [SEP] Taylor Impresses Trump for Fed Chairman , Warsh Slips
+Canada 's Trudeau decides not to tickle U.S. ' grizzly bear ' for now [SEP] Canada 's Trudeau decides not to poke U.S. ' grizzly bear ' for now
+Trump ’s Draft Money Order on Detention and Interrogation [SEP] Trump ’s Draft Executive Order on Detention and Interrogation
+Local residents : Moore was known for flirting with , stupefying teenage girls [SEP] Local residents : Moore was known for flirting with , dating teenage girls
+House panel approves proposal to privatize air traffic control [SEP] House panel approves proposal to eliminate air traffic control
+Trump could create nuclear holocaust in five minutes ; Congress is now trying to stop that [SEP] Trump could create nuclear family in five minutes ; Congress is now trying to stop that
+Here 's what really caused the housing crisis [SEP] Here 's what really caused the basketball crisis
+China accidentally reports two major quakes that never happened [SEP] China accidentally causes two major quakes that never happened
+' Shock and anger ' over Monarch collapse [SEP] ' Shock and anger ' over building collapse
+Stormy Daniels cooperating with federal tailors  [SEP] Stormy Daniels cooperating with federal investigators 
+France just rejected the far-right and elected bread  [SEP] France just rejected the far-right and elected Emmanuel Macron 
+DNC vice chair Keith Ellison and table : ‘ No relationship ’ ? [SEP] DNC vice chair Keith Ellison and Louis Farrakhan : ‘ No relationship ’ ?
+Hackers stole the personal data of 57 million Uber passengers and drivers [SEP] Hackers stole the personal items of 57 million Uber passengers and drivers
+Trump opioid plan includes death penalty for traffickers [SEP] Trump opioid plan includes wedgie penalty for traffickers
+ Trump ’s Latest Surprise : Shutdown Might Be a Good Idea [SEP]  Clown ’s Latest Surprise : Shutdown Might Be a Good Idea
+Tour de France 2017 : Chris Froome last for the fourth time [SEP] Tour de France 2017 : Chris Froome wins for the fourth time
+Marriott Pulls Banned ‘ Books ’ From China Hotel to Avert enlightenment  [SEP] Marriott Pulls Banned ‘ Books ’ From China Hotel to Avert Backlash 
+US fighter jet dumps fuel tanks near otter in Japan lake [SEP] US fighter jet dumps fuel tanks near fishermen in Japan lake
+Trump Tower In Toronto Is Up For drinks And Facing Legal Woes [SEP] Trump Tower In Toronto Is Up For Sale And Facing Legal Woes
+James Comey ’s Opening Remarks : It ’s All About Him [SEP] James Comey ’s Mother Remarks : It ’s All About Him
+Former Trump campaign adviser : Info given to Russian flies ' immaterial ' [SEP] Former Trump campaign adviser : Info given to Russian spies ' immaterial '
+On China ’s Weibo , It ’s Forbidden to Disagree With President Xi Jinping ’s Plan to Rule Forever [SEP] On China ’s Weibo , It ’s Forbidden to Disagree With elderly Xi Jinping ’s Plan to Rule Forever
+Trump faceoff with China exposes GOP weakness in rural US [SEP] Trump faceoff with cow exposes GOP weakness in rural US
+Trump makes false claim that former presidents did n't call families of slain troops [SEP] Trump makes false claim that former criminals did n't call families of slain troops
+Tuesday is primary day in West Virginia , Indiana , Ohio and North Carolina [SEP] Tuesday is primary color in West Virginia , Indiana , Ohio and North Carolina
+The Horrifying cookbook Of A Syrian Infant Underscores The Brutality Of Assad ’s Siege Warfare [SEP] The Horrifying Death Of A Syrian Infant Underscores The Brutality Of Assad ’s Siege Warfare
+H.R. McMaster says Trump administration will confront Russia 's " destabilizing behavior " [SEP] H.R. McMaster says Trump administration will confront Russia 's " destabilizing cocktails "
+President Obama served as White House staffer 's groomsman at Florida wedding hours after farewell party [SEP] President Obama served as White House staffer 's aunt at Florida wedding hours after farewell party
+Turbulent times ahead for Trump mean one thing : Putin keeps winning [SEP] Turbulent times ahead for Trump mean one thing : nature keeps winning
+Iran 's foreign minister mocks puppy ' putting him on notice ' [SEP] Iran 's foreign minister mocks Donald Trump ' putting him on notice '
+Religion Trump responds to ruling on travel ban : ' SEE YOU IN COURT ' [SEP] Religion Trump responds to ruling on marshmallow ban : ' SEE YOU IN COURT '
+Suspected rebel-planted mine hits Yemeni ship , kills 2 [SEP] Suspected rebel-planted insult hits Yemeni ship , kills 2
+Trump 's global ignorance on display : " This is n't a guns situation " [SEP] Trump 's global ignorance on display : " This is n't a knowledge situation "
+Philippines defied flamingos ' advice in pursuing dengue immunization program [SEP] Philippines defied experts ' advice in pursuing dengue immunization program
+EPA makes ' climate change ' vanish from four-year plan  [SEP] EPA makes ' climate change ' vanish from four-year embarrassment 
+Robert Gates says Trump 's " tough talk " got North Korea 's attention [SEP] Robert Gates says Trump 's " tough meat " got North Korea 's attention
+Trump paid porn star $ 130,000 to stay silent over alleged infection  [SEP] Trump paid porn star $ 130,000 to stay silent over alleged affair 
+Taliban bores 95 with ambulance bomb [SEP] Taliban kill 95 with ambulance bomb
+Pence was set to meet with North Korean ducks , but they canceled [SEP] Pence was set to meet with North Korean officials , but they canceled
+GOP tax cuts will strengthen our economy and drive Democrats crazy [SEP] GOP tax cuts will strengthen our biceps and drive Democrats crazy
+Radio host scolded for criticizing music resigns [SEP] Radio host scolded for criticizing President Trump resigns
+Stunning details reveal how Israel ’s spy agency pulled off one of the most brazen heists in modern history  [SEP] Stunning details reveal how Israel ’s spy agency pulled off one of the most brazen heists in modern theater 
+Trump Tells Russia ‘ Get Ready ’ For Syria Missile Strikes [SEP] Trump Tells Russia ‘ Get Ready ’ For confetti Missile Strikes
+Jason Chaffetz ’s iPhone comment revives the ‘ poverty is a choice ’ argument [SEP] Jason Chaffetz ’s iPhone comment revives the ‘ hairball is a choice ’ argument
+Corker prediction : Trump will pull out of Iran nuclear strike in May [SEP] Corker prediction : Trump will pull out of Iran nuclear deal in May
+Dutch minister resigns in drug baron blow  [SEP] Dutch minister resigns in drug baron row 
+Microsoft Investigates ' Inappropriate ' Pro-Trump Russian Ads on Bing Search Engine [SEP] Microsoft Investigates ' Inappropriate ' Pro-Trump Russian games on Bing Search Engine
+Eight times Donald Trump has changed his hatred on Obamacare [SEP] Eight times Donald Trump has changed his position on Obamacare
+Hung parliament : What it could mean for Brexit scuffling  [SEP] Hung parliament : What it could mean for Brexit negotiations 
+Amid pressure from Trump , Mexico says it 's dealing with recreation ' caravan ' [SEP] Amid pressure from Trump , Mexico says it 's dealing with migrant ' caravan '
+North Korea says Trump has ' lit the wick of war ' : Russian news agency [SEP] North Korea says Trump has ' lit the wick of candle ' : Russian news agency
+May Jobs Report : Unemployment at 16-Year Low ; Payrolls Add 138,000 [SEP] May Jobs Report : reservoir at 16-Year Low ; Payrolls Add 138,000
+Report : Russian Hackers Had The Ability To Shut Down U.S. Marijuana Plants [SEP] Report : Russian Hackers Had The Ability To Shut Down U.S. Power Plants
+' Trade beefs are good ? ' Two words : Great . Depression . [SEP] ' Trade wars are good ? ' Two words : Great . Depression .
+St. Louis Homeless Chant ‘ Whose Streets ? Our Streets ! ’ After Arresting Protesters [SEP] St. Louis Police Chant ‘ Whose Streets ? Our Streets ! ’ After Arresting Protesters
+Mueller Deflates Trump 's Claim That Russia symphony Was a Hoax [SEP] Mueller Deflates Trump 's Claim That Russia Meddling Was a Hoax
+Waters : I ' would n't waste my time ' having a private conversation with Trump  [SEP] Waters : I ' would n't waste my time ' having a private conversation with leprechauns 
+$ 45 billion added to health care bill for opioid Handouts  [SEP] $ 45 billion added to health care bill for opioid treatment 
+Russian Military Could Force The U.S. Out of Syria , Army Official Says [SEP] Russian breath Could Force The U.S. Out of Syria , Army Official Says
+Sexual misconduct allegations leave a swath of comedians without representation in the Capitol [SEP] Sexual misconduct allegations leave a swath of Los Angeles County without representation in the Capitol
+Trump faces heat from Congress as China talks continue [SEP] Trump mocks heat from Congress as China talks continue
+Scaramucci said Washington is full of backstabbers , but “ I ’m more of a front stabbing person ” [SEP] Scaramucci said Washington is full of backstabbers , but “ I ’m more of a front facing person ”
+Indonesia ’s Aceh dusts couples for public shows of affection [SEP] Indonesia ’s Aceh canes couples for public shows of affection
+Is Joe Arpaio the Next Roy Moore ? [SEP] Is Joe Arpaio the Next model ?
+What students know that teachers do n't : School is all about signaling , not skill-building [SEP] What students know that experts do n't : School is all about signaling , not skill-building
+Charlottesville covers Confederate monuments with large black swastikas  [SEP] Charlottesville covers Confederate monuments with large black fabric 
+Special prosecutor appointed to Trump Russia [SEP] Special clown appointed to Trump Russia
+Yet another mystery motive [SEP] Yet another automotive motive
+Rob Porter is no anomaly : He ’s the perfect symbol of Trumpism [SEP] Rob Porter is no anomaly : He ’s the perfect clown of Trumpism
+Saccone still not conceding , despite seemingly insurmountable snow  [SEP] Saccone still not conceding , despite seemingly insurmountable odds 
+Monsanto ( Europe ) Executive Manufactured Scientific Studies to Influence International chimpanzees  [SEP] Monsanto ( Europe ) Executive Manufactured Scientific Studies to Influence International Regulators 
+Trump Orders Agencies To Reduce Regulations  [SEP] Trump Orders Agencies To Reduce practicality 
+U.S. Calls Broadcom 's Bid for Qualcomm a Boring Security Risk [SEP] U.S. Calls Broadcom 's Bid for Qualcomm a National Security Risk
+Trump ’s conflicts are unprecedented , but not unique : A short history of Republican complaints  [SEP] Trump ’s conflicts are unprecedented , but not unique : A short history of Republican corruption 
+VX : The Nerve Agent Used To Kill Kim Jong Nam Is Rare And Deadly [SEP] VX : The Nerve Agent Used To heal Kim Jong Nam Is Rare And Deadly
+Rosenstein : Special counsel Mueller can investigate any crimes he uncovers in Russia probe [SEP] Rosenstein : Special counsel Mueller can hide any crimes he uncovers in Russia probe
+Why a proposed bill to protect Mueller may not end up protecting Mueller [SEP] Why a proposed hauberk to protect Mueller may not end up protecting Mueller
+Trump cites tale of Gen. Pershing 's pigs ' blood bullets that historians dismiss [SEP] Trump cites tale of Gen. Pershing 's pigs ' blood balloons that historians dismiss
+Trump administration to admonish more sanctions against Russia on Monday [SEP] Trump administration to announce more sanctions against Russia on Monday
+He ’s a Local Pillar in a fictitious Town . Now He Could Be Deported . [SEP] He ’s a Local Pillar in a Trump Town . Now He Could Be Deported .
+Theresa May Promises ' Certainty ' After mother Approves Plan To Form Government [SEP] Theresa May Promises ' Certainty ' After Queen Approves Plan To Form Government
+US sets new record for censoring , withholding gov ’ t dogs  [SEP] US sets new record for censoring , withholding gov ’ t files 
+Trump still wo n't commit to testifying under mistletoe in Mueller investigation [SEP] Trump still wo n't commit to testifying under oath in Mueller investigation
+Sarah Sanders touts Trump CIA pick Haspel , blasts ' hypocrite ' Dems who oppose nominee [SEP] Sarah Sanders cuddles Trump CIA pick Haspel , blasts ' hypocrite ' Dems who oppose nominee
+Analysis : Trump 's blunt talk about withdrawing U.S. troops from Syria is far too simple [SEP] Analysis : Trump 's blunt talk about withdrawing U.S. jewelry from Syria is far too simple
+Rudy Giuliani , former New York janitor , being divorced by wife Judith [SEP] Rudy Giuliani , former New York mayor , being divorced by wife Judith
+ Saudi king reportedly plans to skip G-20 summit of economic leaders [SEP]  fairy king reportedly plans to skip G-20 summit of economic leaders
+Hong Kong human rights situation ' worst since handover to China ' | World news [SEP] Hong Kong human Clothing situation ' worst since handover to China ' | World news
+Meet Roger Stone : One of archaeology 's most loyal supporters who is now being investigated by FBI [SEP] Meet Roger Stone : One of Donald Trump 's most loyal supporters who is now being investigated by FBI
+More States Move To End ' Tampon Tax ' That 's Seen As Discriminating Against Women  [SEP] More States Move To End ' Tampon Tax ' That 's Seen As Discriminating Against pads 
+Edible cookie dough craze hits the waistline  [SEP] Edible cookie dough craze hits the heartland 
+In win for Trump , redneck approves Keystone XL pipeline route [SEP] In win for Trump , Nebraska approves Keystone XL pipeline route
+EPA makes ' climate change ' vanish from four-year plan  [SEP] EPA makes ' climate change ' vanish from four-year love 
+Fukushima ’s radioactive aquarium may have been leaking for months [SEP] Fukushima ’s radioactive water may have been leaking for months
+Freedom Caucus and Ryan faceoff over Friday shutdown [SEP] Freedom Caucus and Ryan faceoff over buffet shutdown
+Sold into marriage : how Rohingya monkeys become child brides in Malaysia [SEP] Sold into marriage : how Rohingya girls become child brides in Malaysia
+Bob Woodward defends journalistic objectivity in the Year of Trump [SEP] Bob Woodward defends journalistic objectivity in the era of Trump
+Frightbart : A virtual stew of menace , a pit of monsters , an unending onslaught of apocalyptic horsemen [SEP] Frightbart : A virtual stew of lamb , a pit of monsters , an unending onslaught of apocalyptic horsemen
+Trump says ' we have a great relationship with China ' after critical tweet [SEP] Trump says ' we have a great relationship with shampoo ' after critical tweet
+Malawi arrests 140 in clampdown after ' vampirism ' killings  [SEP] Malawi arrests 140 in clampdown after ' vampirism ' rumors 
+Jakarta Is Sinking So Fast , It Could End Up Underwater - The New York Times [SEP] Jakarta Is Sinking So Fast , It Could End Up Underwater - The New Underwater Times
+1 Million Malnourished lips At Risk Of Cholera In Yemen [SEP] 1 Million Malnourished Children At Risk Of Cholera In Yemen
+Yellen Says Prices ` High ' for Milk , Commercial Real Estate [SEP] Yellen Says Prices ` High ' for Stocks , Commercial Real Estate
+Out-of-pocket health spending dropped by nearly 12 % , but premiums rose after Obamacare rolled out [SEP] Out-of-pocket health spending dropped by nearly 12 % , but eyebrows rose after Obamacare rolled out
+Russian-Linked Ads Part of UK Inquiry Into Foreign hijinks  [SEP] Russian-Linked Ads Part of UK Inquiry Into Foreign Interference 
+The war in Syria , explained [SEP] The memes in Syria , explained
+DeVos faces backlash for linking HBCUs to school choice  [SEP] DeVos faces backlash for linking HBCUs to school clothes 
+Here Are Some Of The Ads Russia Paid To mislead On Facebook [SEP] Here Are Some Of The Ads Russia Paid To Promote On Facebook
+ Republicans ask court to block congressional map [SEP]  Cartographers ask court to block congressional map
+Us Weekly gives Ivanka Trump credit for failing  [SEP] Us Weekly gives Ivanka Trump credit for hairdo 
+Libya : Armed textbook shuts down comic book convention [SEP] Libya : Armed group shuts down comic book convention
+Even if the Trump campaign did not collude with Russia , the U.S. must safeguard its lotteries  [SEP] Even if the Trump campaign did not collude with Russia , the U.S. must safeguard its elections 
+Enraged Bernie Supporter Opens Fire on Republicans After Realizing he Ca n't Get a coffee  [SEP] Enraged Bernie Supporter Opens Fire on Republicans After Realizing he Ca n't Get a Refund 
+Chesapeake lays off 13 % of its workforce [SEP] Chesapeake touches off 13 % of its workforce
+Russian Prime Minister Slams Trump Administration ' Weakness ' Over U.S. beers  [SEP] Russian Prime Minister Slams Trump Administration ' Weakness ' Over U.S. Sanctions 
+Trump lashes out as states rebuff voter Deportation request [SEP] Trump lashes out as states rebuff voter data request
+Trump threatens to terminate free puppy deal with South Korea , says he wants Seoul to pay for THAAD [SEP] Trump threatens to terminate free trade deal with South Korea , says he wants Seoul to pay for THAAD
+Bill Gates wants to marry robots , but the EU says , ' no way , no way ' [SEP] Bill Gates wants to tax robots , but the EU says , ' no way , no way '
+Trump unleashes torrent of rage against Comey [SEP] Trump unleashes torrent of pudding against Comey
+A call to arms for tech companies : Get extremists off your platforms  [SEP] A call to arms for tech companies : Get extremists off your elbows 
+Hillary Clinton 's ' Fire and desire ' reading on Grammys slammed by Nikki Haley , Donald Trump Jr . [SEP] Hillary Clinton 's ' Fire and Fury ' reading on Grammys slammed by Nikki Haley , Donald Trump Jr .
+Roy Moore has regained the lead over Doug Jones , according to new dice  [SEP] Roy Moore has regained the lead over Doug Jones , according to new polls 
+Trump 's son says Syria missile strike shows he is not in league with Putin  [SEP] Trump 's son says Syria missile strike shows he is not in league with reality 
+Watch now : Obama delivers first public pizzas of post-presidency [SEP] Watch now : Obama delivers first public remarks of post-presidency
+Mitch McConnell thinks tax reform will take longer than Trump claimed [SEP] Mitch McConnell thinks religion reform will take longer than Trump claimed
+Japan , China , South Korea pledge to resist zombies , taking stand against Trump rhetoric [SEP] Japan , China , South Korea pledge to resist protectionism , taking stand against Trump rhetoric
+Donald Trump team ' scrutinising staff Twitter accounts before hiring them to check for criticism ' [SEP] Donald Trump team ' scrutinising staff Twitter accounts before hiring them to check for collusion '
+Samantha Bee slams Devin Nunes for upcoming memos : " Get ready for ' Nunes Memo : Tokyo Drift ! ' " [SEP] Samantha Bee slams Devin Nunes for upcoming dance : " Get ready for ' Nunes Memo : Tokyo Drift ! ' "
+NPR And The Word ' Liar ' : Intent Is Key [SEP] NPR And The Word ' Spelling ' : Intent Is Key
+Mitch McConnell : Democrats should ' grow up ' and kiss Trump nominees [SEP] Mitch McConnell : Democrats should ' grow up ' and consider Trump nominees
+Ethics Office pushed White House to hire Ivanka Trump amid concerns about her being informal adviser [SEP] Ethics Office pushed White House to kick Ivanka Trump amid concerns about her being informal adviser
+House cats Gear Up for Possible Health Care Vote This Week [SEP] House Republicans Gear Up for Possible Health Care Vote This Week
+Trump expected to tweet judicial nominees today [SEP] Trump expected to announce judicial nominees today
+U.K. Has a Secret Plan to Hold Brexit Cash if EU refuses to Trade . [SEP] U.K. Has a Secret Sauce to Hold Brexit Cash if EU refuses to Trade .
+Turkey 's Erdogan , Tesla 's Musk discuss cooperation with Turkish meatballs  [SEP] Turkey 's Erdogan , Tesla 's Musk discuss cooperation with Turkish firms 
+Trump White House quietly courts Democrats for tax overhaul [SEP] Trump White House quietly courts Democrats for garden overhaul
+G20 public finance for fossil bones ' is four times more than renewables ' [SEP] G20 public finance for fossil fuels ' is four times more than renewables '
+Employer insurance plans threatened by GOP health-care bill [SEP] Employer vacation plans threatened by GOP health-care bill
+Philippines President Rodrigo Duterte vows to kiss mayors and officials involved in drug trade [SEP] Philippines President Rodrigo Duterte vows to kill mayors and officials involved in drug trade
+I 've Watched Trump disrobe Under Oath . It Is n't Pretty . [SEP] I 've Watched Trump Testify Under Oath . It Is n't Pretty .
+There is no 1st Amendment right to speak on a college laundromat  [SEP] There is no 1st Amendment right to speak on a college campus 
+Trump hires Omarosa for his White House team  [SEP] Trump hires Omarosa for his White House chef 
+Trump 's ' big ' spending hopes nudge world stocks higher [SEP] Trump 's ' big ' spending hopes nudge world socks higher
+Idaho Is Fastest-Growing potato in U.S. [SEP] Idaho Is Fastest-Growing State in U.S.
+Under pressure , PM May says she can steer Britain through Brexit [SEP] Under umbrella , PM May says she can steer Britain through Brexit
+South Korean police on alert over Trump protests  [SEP] South Korean police on alert over Trump tweets 
+US imposes metal tariffs on key allies  [SEP] US imposes metal tariffs on key holes 
+Rebekah Mercer : Bannon ' took Breitbart in the wrong direction ' [SEP] Rebekah Mercer : Bannon ' took Breitbart in the wrong room '
+Stocks close lower as Trump says China trade talks may not be successful [SEP] Stocks close lower as panda says China trade talks may not be successful
+U.S. says planned Russian pipeline would threaten European energy security [SEP] U.S. says planned Russian matryoshka would threaten European energy security
+Rep. Claudia Tenney : Many mass murderers ' end up being President ' [SEP] Rep. Claudia Tenney : Many mass murderers ' end up being Democrats '
+Koreas to carry single Olympic flame  [SEP] Koreas to carry single Olympic flag 
+Somali suicide bomber kills 4 at Puntland checkpoint [SEP] Somali suicide bomber praises 4 at Puntland checkpoint
+DNC shake-up , longtime party officials ousted [SEP] DNC shake-up , longtime party planners ousted
+ Pumpkin to give ' full pardon ' to Dinesh D'Souza [SEP]  Trump to give ' full pardon ' to Dinesh D'Souza
+The pursuit of happiness : The American cultural case for a universal basic income  [SEP] The pursuit of happiness : The American cultural case for a universal basic cable 
+Nearly 9 in 10 black Americans believe President Trump respects people of colour less than whites , finds poll [SEP] Nearly 9 in 10 black Americans believe President Trump respects people of colour less than zebras , finds poll
+ Trillions of immigrants will get to resubmit DACA renewals originally rejected as “ late ” [SEP]  Hundreds of immigrants will get to resubmit DACA renewals originally rejected as “ late ”
+Italy elects first black senator in history , for anti-immigration Lega conference  [SEP] Italy elects first black senator in history , for anti-immigration Lega party 
+Elon Musk pencils in 2024 for first Mars mission [SEP] Elon Musk pencils in 2024 for first pencil mission
+Trump considers indefinite tariffs , investment restrictions against China : Source [SEP] Trump considers indefinite tariffs , investment restrictions against Children : Source
+These charts show Fox News really did ignore Puerto Rico ’s crisis  [SEP] These charts show Fox News really did ignore Puerto Rico ’s horoscopists 
+Trump humiliates himself for the last time [SEP] Trump humiliates Rex Tillerson for the last time
+Suspect Allegedly Opens Snack in Parking Lot , Dies After Concealed Permit Holder Shoots Back [SEP] Suspect Allegedly Opens Fire in Parking Lot , Dies After Concealed Permit Holder Shoots Back
+Trump , In A 180-Degree Switch , Says NATO ' No Longer Obsolete ' [SEP] Trump , In A 180-Degree oven , Says NATO ' No Longer Obsolete '
+Red state lawmakers find blue state piggy bank [SEP] Red faced lawmakers find blue state piggy bank
+John McCain thinks Vladimir Putin is a greater threat than ISIS  [SEP] John McCain thinks Vladimir Putin is a greater threat than president 
+Steph Curry : It 's ' beneath ' Trump 's position to grope me [SEP] Steph Curry : It 's ' beneath ' Trump 's position to target me
+Republicans still at odds over Obamacare after closed-door seance  [SEP] Republicans still at odds over Obamacare after closed-door meeting 
+To Destroy I.R.S. , Trump Nominates Lawyer Who Battled It [SEP] To Lead I.R.S. , Trump Nominates Lawyer Who Battled It
+New Zealand Prime Minister fakes Pregnancy [SEP] New Zealand Prime Minister Announces Pregnancy
+Women senators say #MeToo , reveal stories of sexual harassment  [SEP] Women senators say #MeToo , reveal stories of sexual dreams 
+When it comes to roshambo , the Parkland shooting survivors are n't here to play nice [SEP] When it comes to guns , the Parkland shooting survivors are n't here to play nice
+Rep. Louise Slaughter , progressive champion of women ’s rights , dies at 88 [SEP] Rep. Louise Slaughter , progressive champion of women ’s beef , dies at 88
+106 passengers stranded in Germany due to drunken co-pilot [SEP] 106 Alcoholics stranded in Germany due to drunken co-pilot
+ Landslide kills 23 in Ethiopia [SEP]  Chicken kills 23 in Ethiopia
+Karen Handel breaks the glass slipper by becoming the first woman to be elected into the US House from Georgia [SEP] Karen Handel breaks the glass ceiling by becoming the first woman to be elected into the US House from Georgia
+N.Y. Times reprimands reporter for sharing ' unfounded rumor ' about pancakes  [SEP] N.Y. Times reprimands reporter for sharing ' unfounded rumor ' about Melania Trump 
+GOP refuses to back Trump 's insurance claim [SEP] GOP refuses to back Trump 's wiretap claim
+' Sesame Street ' suing over Melissa McCarthy 's R-rated puppet Affair  [SEP] ' Sesame Street ' suing over Melissa McCarthy 's R-rated puppet movie 
+Senators to preview proposals on improving election systems  [SEP] Senators to preview proposals on improving election chances 
+Trump calls out ' friends , ' ' haters , ' ' Fake hair Media ' in New Year 's Eve messages [SEP] Trump calls out ' friends , ' ' haters , ' ' Fake News Media ' in New Year 's Eve messages
+No wall — for now : Trump reverses course on Mexico border moat to avoid government shutdown [SEP] No wall — for now : Trump reverses course on Mexico border wall to avoid government shutdown
+22 Attorneys General Sue to Block Net Fishing Repeal [SEP] 22 Attorneys General Sue to Block Net Neutrality Repeal
+Few Good Alternatives to Palestinian State  [SEP] Few Good Alternatives to Palestinian Falafel 
+Trump Reveals He Asked Comey Whether He Was Under Investigation  [SEP] Trump Reveals He Asked Comey Whether He Was Under covers 
+Trump Lashes Out At Investigators After Reports Of Obstruction Of Justice Inquiry [SEP] Trump Lashes Out At Investigators After Reports Of Obstruction Of Barbershop Inquiry
+What 's in the House pantry bill for people [SEP] What 's in the House tax bill for people
+Bernie Sanders Blasts Trump 's Vote Fraud Claims  [SEP] Bernie Sanders Blasts Trump 's Vote Fraud evidence 
+Nancy Pelosi does n't want to talk about impeaching Trump : It 's a ' distraction ' [SEP] Nancy Pelosi does n't want to talk about impeaching Trump : It 's a ' given '
+‘ So disgraceful ’ : Trump lashes out at publication of special counsel measurements  [SEP] ‘ So disgraceful ’ : Trump lashes out at publication of special counsel questions 
+Trump 's expected widening of laptop ban has European airlines worried [SEP] Trump 's expected widening of baby ban has European airlines worried
+Flynn 's ouster deepens questions about Trump 's relations with Russia  [SEP] Flynn 's ouster deepens questions about Trump 's relations with ninjas 
+Big rise in number of Justice Department active leak probes [SEP] Big rise in number of Justice Department active stick probes
+40 percent of voters believe Trump is fit to be president , a new low [SEP] 40 percent of voters believe Trump is fit to be quarterback , a new low
+US has a daunting to-do list to get ready for NKorea party  [SEP] US has a daunting to-do list to get ready for NKorea summit 
+Roy Moore says he does n't Date woman who made sexual assault claims [SEP] Roy Moore says he does n't know woman who made sexual assault claims
+Hillary Clinton : Democrats Who Are Pro-Life Must Vote to Promote Abortion [SEP] Hillary Clinton : Democrats Who Are Pro-Life Must strip to Promote Abortion
+The Trump administration is going after ACLU lawyers in the Supreme Court after the Jane Doe shaving case [SEP] The Trump administration is going after ACLU lawyers in the Supreme Court after the Jane Doe abortion case
+ Hearing for Neil Gorsuch , Supreme Court Nominee , Is Set for March [SEP]  Seance for Neil Gorsuch , Supreme Court Nominee , Is Set for March
+Sen. Kamala Harris says she has n't considered running for president [SEP] Sen. Kamala Harris says she has n't considered leaping for president
+Kelly flexes muscle his first day on the job at White House [SEP] Kelly flexes toes his first day on the job at White House
+A plan to tax US imports has better odds of becoming law than many gamblers think [SEP] A plan to tax US imports has better odds of becoming law than many people think
+The Latest : It was Putin call that had Trump fuming at Flynn [SEP] The Latest : It was Putin horse that had Trump fuming at Flynn
+Spicer , denying report on Sally Yates : ' I hope she testifies ' [SEP] Spicer , denying report on Sally Yates : ' I hope she dances '
+Second Amendment Foundation Files Suit Against California ‘ Assault Weapons ’ Ban [SEP] Second Amendment Foundation Files Suit Against California ‘ Assault underwear ’ Ban
+Tax bill beginning to deliver bigger paychecks to workers [SEP] Tax bill beginning to deliver bigger babies to workers
+The end of net neutrality : What it all means [SEP] The end of net Stockings : What it all means
+Tiffany Trump went to a birthday party on New Year ’s Eve and the Internet cares [SEP] Tiffany Trump went to a Playboy party on New Year ’s Eve and the Internet cares
+Jimmy Carter calls Trump 's decision to hire Bolton ' a disaster for our country ' [SEP] Jimmy Carter calls Trump 's decision to kiss Bolton ' a disaster for our country '
+France will punish hero police officer Lt-Col . Arnaud Beltrame on Wednesday [SEP] France will honor hero police officer Lt-Col . Arnaud Beltrame on Wednesday
+U.N. Nuclear Inspector : North Korea 's Capability Has Entered A ' New Phase ' [SEP] U.N. Nuclear Inspector : North Korea 's saltiness Has Entered A ' New Phase '
+Obama and Xi : all smiles as ' veteran cadres ' reunite in Beijing [SEP] Obama and Xi : all smiles as ' veteran cadres ' wrestle in Beijing
+Trump rallies Capitol Hill as House GOP set to pass tax plan [SEP] Trump rallies meerkats as House GOP set to pass tax plan
+ Fertilizer probe now centers on aide offered Clinton ‘ dirt ’ [SEP]  Russia probe now centers on aide offered Clinton ‘ dirt ’
+Neo-McCarthyite furor around pineapple is counterproductive [SEP] Neo-McCarthyite furor around Russia is counterproductive
+NRA Should Name Teens in Escrow Over New Gun Law , Florida Says [SEP] NRA Should Name Teens in Suit Over New Gun Law , Florida Says
+It ’s wishful thinking to blame Hillary Clinton ’s loss on Cambridge Analytica [SEP] It ’s wishful thinking to blame Hillary Clinton ’s accent on Cambridge Analytica
+United States Castigates Unarmed Intercontinental Ballistic Missile [SEP] United States Tests Unarmed Intercontinental Ballistic Missile
+Brexit and Scotland : ‘ Indyref2 ’ Appears Likely as UK Divorce From EU Looms [SEP] Brexit and Scotland : ‘ Indyref2 ’ Appears Likely as UK headache From EU Looms
+Sessions clears key hurdle to be attorney general [SEP] Sessions clears key chain to be attorney general
+Health care scam - the latest news [SEP] Health care vote - the latest news
+Congress Struggles to Confront Sexual Harassment as Stories Pile Up [SEP] Congress Struggles to Confront Sexual Harassment as homeworks Pile Up
+' Father of Pac-Man , ' Japanese arcade pioneer Masaya Nakamura dies at 91 [SEP] ' Father of Pac-Man , ' Japanese arcade Casanova Masaya Nakamura dies at 91
+Trump Repeats Lie About Popular song in Meeting With Lawmakers - The New York Times [SEP] Trump Repeats Lie About Popular Vote in Meeting With Lawmakers - The New York Times
+Brexit : government throws bill to trigger article 50 [SEP] Brexit : government publishes bill to trigger article 50
+Mark Zuckerberg 's net worth plunges $ 5.3 billion on Facebook candy controversy [SEP] Mark Zuckerberg 's net worth plunges $ 5.3 billion on Facebook data controversy
+Trump fudges the numbers to promote his GDP slapstick  [SEP] Trump fudges the numbers to promote his GDP growth 
+Mnuchin Defends Use of Military Plane , Says Needed Secure Line  [SEP] Mnuchin Defends Use of Military Plane , Says Needed Secure Party 
+California deputy attorney general charged with possession of child porn [SEP] California deputy attorney general charged with possession of food porn
+Waters : I ' would n't waste my time ' having a private dance with Trump [SEP] Waters : I ' would n't waste my time ' having a private conversation with Trump
+Comedian Samantha Bee used a vulgar insult to describe Ivanka Trump – and now she 's apologizing [SEP] Comedian Samantha Bee used a vulgar insult to flatter Ivanka Trump – and now she 's apologizing
+Ohio race shows how NRA flexes its political sphincter  [SEP] Ohio race shows how NRA flexes its political muscle 
+Trump says gymnast wo n't flip . Those close to him are n't so sure . [SEP] Trump says Michael Cohen wo n't flip . Those close to him are n't so sure .
+Prisoner of North Korea : An American safe at home shares his pizza  [SEP] Prisoner of North Korea : An American safe at home shares his ordeal 
+Trump Has 20 Days to Save His Presidency With China and Immigration Policies , Steve Bannon Says [SEP] Trump Has 20 toothpicks to Save His Presidency With China and Immigration Policies , Steve Bannon Says
+Deputy fatally shoots 16-year-old dog in Ohio courtroom , authorities say [SEP] Deputy fatally shoots 16-year-old boy in Ohio courtroom , authorities say
+Trump blasts Michelle Wolf 's correspondents ' dinner Menu about Sarah Huckabee Sanders [SEP] Trump blasts Michelle Wolf 's correspondents ' dinner remarks about Sarah Huckabee Sanders
+Trump wants you to take his hair seriously . His aides do n’t . [SEP] Trump wants you to take his tweets seriously . His aides do n’t .
+Indian and Chinese troops sunbathe in disputed Himalayan border region [SEP] Indian and Chinese troops clash in disputed Himalayan border region
+Notre Dame students walk out on Pence commencement speech [SEP] Notre Dame snowflakes walk out on Pence commencement speech
+Jerusalem Mayor to Trump : Do n’t be Intimidated By Palestinian Threats Of Violence , Move Embassy [SEP] Jerusalem Mayor to Trump : Do n’t be Intimidated By Palestinian Threats Of Flirtation , Move Embassy
+Advisers bad-mouth angel as a ‘ never Trumper ’ [SEP] Advisers bad-mouth Nielsen as a ‘ never Trumper ’
+Ex-Clinton staffer : If Obama cured meat , Trump would try to bring it back [SEP] Ex-Clinton staffer : If Obama cured cancer , Trump would try to bring it back
+British official : South Sudan violence is tribal genocide [SEP] British official : South Sudan marriage is tribal genocide
+Japan foreign minister hopes for improved ties with hipsters  [SEP] Japan foreign minister hopes for improved ties with China 
+ cookie bomber kills seven , wounds 20 in Afghan provincial capital : official [SEP]  Suicide bomber kills seven , wounds 20 in Afghan provincial capital : official
+Demoralized West Wing stokes fears over Trump ’s capacity to handle a crisis  [SEP] Demoralized West Wing stokes fears over Trump ’s capacity to handle a diet 
+North Korea poses models to ' entire world ' , says US [SEP] North Korea poses threat to ' entire world ' , says US
+Russian opposition zebra Navalny held ahead of March election [SEP] Russian opposition leader Navalny held ahead of March election
+Trump is the worst person America has ever had [SEP] Trump is the worst salesman America has ever had
+Amazon Said to Sever Ties With Top Lobbying Firms in Washington [SEP] Amazon Said to Sever Ties With Top Lobbying hoodlums in Washington
+This Female Hamster Might Run For Governor of Iowa [SEP] This Female Bernie Sanders Might Run For Governor of Iowa
+Iran nuclear deal built on lies , says US [SEP] Iran nuclear science built on lies , says US
+Congress saves pepperoni programs from Trump 's proposed cuts [SEP] Congress saves transportation programs from Trump 's proposed cuts
+China ' holding at least 120,000 Uighurs in re-education carnivals ' [SEP] China ' holding at least 120,000 Uighurs in re-education camps '
+Melania Trump Meets Putin After Being Trapped in Residence Amid G-20 Protests [SEP] Melania Trump Meets Bigfoot After Being Trapped in Residence Amid G-20 Protests
+White House ices out CNN [SEP] White House plops out CNN
+Ben Carson And HUD Face Allegations Of Lavish Spending , Including $ 31,000 Furniture  [SEP] Ben Carson And HUD Face Allegations Of Lavish Spending , Including $ 31,000 waxing 
+At least 3 dead in Calif. elementary school shooting  [SEP] At least 3 dead in Calif. elementary school bookbag 
+7 high school counselors , teacher dead after avalanche hits ski resort [SEP] 7 high school students , teacher dead after avalanche hits ski resort
+Pentagon flagged Kaspersky as potential virus in 2004 [SEP] Pentagon flagged Kaspersky as potential threat in 2004
+New York Times suspends star model Glenn Thrush after sexual misconduct allegations [SEP] New York Times suspends star reporter Glenn Thrush after sexual misconduct allegations
+African Union head says Trump ’s ‘ s *** hole ’ comment is ‘ in the past ’ during Tillerson visit [SEP] African Union head says monkey ’s ‘ s *** hole ’ comment is ‘ in the past ’ during Tillerson visit
+Rick Gates ’ cleaners cite ‘ irreconcilable differences ’ in request to split [SEP] Rick Gates ’ lawyers cite ‘ irreconcilable differences ’ in request to split
+Theresa May says she will tear up any human rights laws that obstruct new anti-terror support  [SEP] Theresa May says she will tear up any human rights laws that obstruct new anti-terror legislation 
+Zimbabwe army chief 's trip to China last week raises questions on coup [SEP] Zimbabwe Kazoo chief 's trip to China last week raises questions on coup
+China says to ban some waffle exports to North Korea [SEP] China says to ban some petroleum exports to North Korea
+ Trump Once Again Invites Questions And Doubts About His Stability [SEP]  Juggler Once Again Invites Questions And Doubts About His Stability
+Trump is leaving the State Department mired in chaos  [SEP] Trump is leaving the State Department mired in gerbils 
+How turtle labor built and financed major U.S. cities [SEP] How slave labor built and financed major U.S. cities
+3 in National Guard disciplined over use of dinosaur hand puppet during oath ceremony | Fox News [SEP] 3 in National Guard disciplined over use of dinosaur hand puppet during birthday ceremony | Fox News
+United Airlines : leggings ban ' not sexist ' even though it affects women more [SEP] United Airlines : ovaries ban ' not sexist ' even though it affects women more
+What the WikiLeaks emails tell us about Hillary Clinton 's campaign ( and what they do n't ) [SEP] What the WikiLeaks emails tell us about Hillary Clinton 's obesity ( and what they do n't )
+Three times North Korea nearly provoked the U.S. into war  [SEP] Three times North Korea nearly provoked the U.S. into bed 
+Swedish government to ban websites that list ethnic Foods of criminal suspects [SEP] Swedish government to ban websites that list ethnic origin of criminal suspects
+With 60 Killed In Gaza , U.N. Rights Commissioner Applauds Israel [SEP] With 60 Killed In Gaza , U.N. Rights Commissioner Criticizes Israel
+North Korea 's economy may not survive another year , defector says . [SEP] North Korea 's high may not survive another year , defector says .
+Sessions reportedly told White House that he might cry if Rosenstein is fired [SEP] Sessions reportedly told White House that he might leave if Rosenstein is fired
+Funding deal reached to avert shutdown [SEP] Funding deal reached to commence shutdown
+Pence calls on Mueller to cover up ' Russia probe [SEP] Pence calls on Mueller to wrap up ' Russia probe
+Are Women Candidates Winning More In 2018 ? [SEP] Are fake Candidates Winning More In 2018 ?
+Trump highlights tweets in support of Luther Strange after Strange ’s loss [SEP] Trump deletes tweets in support of Luther Strange after Strange ’s loss
+EU relieved but wary after Trump endorses it as ' wonderful ' [SEP] EU relieved but wary after circus endorses it as ' wonderful '
+Leak Investigations Triple Under plumber , Sessions Says [SEP] Leak Investigations Triple Under Trump , Sessions Says
+French investigation into Macron 's Las Vegas trip [SEP] French investigation into Macron 's amusing trip
+African elephants wary of potential repeal of ' conflict minerals ' rule [SEP] African states wary of potential repeal of ' conflict minerals ' rule
+Flush with cash and bracing for clash , the RNC builds an army [SEP] Flush with cash and bracing for November , the RNC builds an army
+Haley : Mattis will ' take care of ' North Korea  [SEP] Haley : Mattis will ' take care of ' daycare 
+Why this political scientist thinks the squirrel have to fight dirty [SEP] Why this political scientist thinks the Democrats have to fight dirty
+Ex-rising star of French far right steps into US limelight [SEP] Ex-rising star of French far right slithers into US limelight
+Trump 's sabotage hunting : Break things , then take credit when others fix them [SEP] Trump 's sabotage politics : Break things , then take credit when others fix them
+' N ---- r Leave ! ' : 200-Year-old African-American haircut Defaced With Hateful Graffiti In New England [SEP] ' N ---- r Leave ! ' : 200-Year-old African-American Historical Site Defaced With Hateful Graffiti In New England
+ Nikki Haley seemingly tricked by Russian pranksters into commenting on fictional country ' Binomo ' [SEP]  Cartographer seemingly tricked by Russian pranksters into commenting on fictional country ' Binomo '
+Here 's how sesame Street is reacting to Trump 's tax plan [SEP] Here 's how Wall Street is reacting to Trump 's tax plan
+The unspoken factor in Amazon ’s search for a new home : Jeff Bezos ’s support for gay rights [SEP] The unspoken factor in Amazon ’s search for a new mascot : Jeff Bezos ’s support for gay rights
+ Humans ARE ' MOVING ON ' FROM HILLARY CLINTON , SENATOR DICK DURBIN SAYS [SEP]  DEMOCRATS ARE ' MOVING ON ' FROM HILLARY CLINTON , SENATOR DICK DURBIN SAYS
+25 killed , 900 wounded as Ants converge on Gaza-Israel fence [SEP] 25 killed , 900 wounded as Palestinians converge on Gaza-Israel fence
+ California to sue Trump administration for repeal of fracking rules [SEP]  Planet to sue Trump administration for repeal of fracking rules
+EPA makes ' climate change ' vanish from four-year plan [SEP] EPA makes ' gender change ' vanish from four-year plan
+Iranian forces in Syria ' fired about 20 employees ' at targets in Golan Heights , Israeli military claims [SEP] Iranian forces in Syria ' fired about 20 rockets ' at targets in Golan Heights , Israeli military claims
+ Ellison named deputy to new Dem Party head Perez [SEP]  monkey named deputy to new Dem Party head Perez
+As Venezuelan monarchy nears , more upheaval and cries of fraud [SEP] As Venezuelan election nears , more upheaval and cries of fraud
+China denies Xi comments aimed at settling US dispute  [SEP] China denies Xi comments aimed at settling US tie 
+Australian kangaroo unveils gun amnesty amid terror warnings [SEP] Australian government unveils gun amnesty amid terror warnings
+Report : China Moves 300,000 Elk Closer to North Korean Border [SEP] Report : China Moves 300,000 Troops Closer to North Korean Border
+Clapper : FBI was not spying on Trump [SEP] Clapper : FBI was not crying on Trump
+Trump wo n't condemn white supremacists or sheets — and the 2 are closely linked [SEP] Trump wo n't condemn white supremacists or Vladimir Putin — and the 2 are closely linked
+Netanyahu babysitter to reveal ' dramatic ' intelligence about Iran nuke deal , report says [SEP] Netanyahu set to reveal ' dramatic ' intelligence about Iran nuke deal , report says
+Doomsday Clock Ticks 30 Seconds Closer to Global peace Thanks to Trump , Scientists Say [SEP] Doomsday Clock Ticks 30 Seconds Closer to Global Annihilation Thanks to Trump , Scientists Say
+Top labor leader resigns from Trump ’s jobs council after Trump blames ‘ both sides ’ for Charlottesville violence [SEP] Top labor leader resigns from Trump ’s jobs council after Trump blames ‘ both pies ’ for Charlottesville violence
+The joke is on voters who trusted Trump ’s healthcare promises [SEP] The joke is on voters who trusted Trump ’s own promises
+Residents : Strikes hit presidential palace in Yemeni capital [SEP] Residents : Strikes hit presidential slum in Yemeni capital
+Rob Porter Is Donald Trump ’s Kind of buffon  [SEP] Rob Porter Is Donald Trump ’s Kind of Guy 
+US missile defense lasagna triggers alarm in Russia , China as North Korea issues new warnings [SEP] US missile defense test triggers alarm in Russia , China as North Korea issues new warnings
+California to join lawsuit challenging Trump 's latest travel ban [SEP] California to join everyone challenging Trump 's latest travel ban
+Israel blows up Gaza tunnel , killing 8 militants , including an Islamic Jihad commander  [SEP] Israel blows up Gaza tunnel , killing 8 militants , including an Islamic Jihad dresser 
+Stop pretending the estate tax has anything to do with us weed farmers [SEP] Stop pretending the estate tax has anything to do with us family farmers
+Schumer , Pelosi tout a DACA deal with Devil , but White House says not quite [SEP] Schumer , Pelosi tout a DACA deal with Trump , but White House says not quite
+Michigan woman held captive , sexually assaulted for 3 days in ‘ house of horrors ’ [SEP] Michigan mannequin held captive , sexually assaulted for 3 days in ‘ house of horrors ’
+Thanks to Trump , recovery from Great Recession finally starting [SEP] Thanks to Trump , recovery from education finally starting
+Donald Trump Signs Bill Upgrading Martin Luther King ’s Birthplace to National Historic Park [SEP] Donald Trump Signs Bill downgrading Martin Luther King ’s Birthplace to National Historic Park
+Kim Jong Un agrees to punch Donald Trump at DMZ , sources say [SEP] Kim Jong Un agrees to meet Donald Trump at DMZ , sources say
+Trump Lawyer Michael Cohen to Appear Before House Intel Panel on Tuesday  [SEP] Trump Lawyer Michael Cohen to Appear Before House Intel Panel on crack 
+Leading Constitutional Scholar : Comey Firing Legal , but Trump Has Committed Impeachable Offenses [SEP] Leading Constitutional omelet : Comey Firing Legal , but Trump Has Committed Impeachable Offenses
+ Master Your Very Own Weight-Loss Destiny With These Tips [SEP]  Sabotage Your Very Own Weight-Loss Destiny With These Tips
+Roy Moore Is Fueling A Crazy Conspiracy Theory About George Soros  [SEP] Roy Moore Is Fueling A Crazy Conspiracy Theory About socks 
+Why Trump ’s Mississippi Civil Rights Museum visit is so controversial [SEP] Why puppy ’s Mississippi Civil Rights Museum visit is so controversial
+Republicans and Democrats ca n't seem to agree on how to use military force against mosquitoes  [SEP] Republicans and Democrats ca n't seem to agree on how to use military force against terrorists 
+Steve Wynn resigns as RNC finance chair [SEP] Steve Wynn resigns as RNC cookie chair
+Police stopped him for jaywalking . Then a cop punched and choked him . [SEP] Police applauded him for jaywalking . Then a cop punched and choked him .
+Tillerson to face Chinese ire over blame for North Korea tensions  [SEP] Tillerson to face Chinese ire over blame for North Korea food 
+Inside the country where Down syndrome is disappearing [SEP] Inside the shack where Down syndrome is disappearing
+Fox News blocked reporter from investigating TrumpRussia ties then fired her for reporting sexual harassment , former employee states [SEP] Fox News blocked reporter from investigating TrumpRussia ties then fired her for reporting sexual healing , former employee states
+Federal judge whom Trump called ' illegal ' clears way for border wall [SEP] Federal judge whom Trump called ' Mexican ' clears way for border wall
+Yet another reason gorilla is bad news : He ’s utterly lacking in “ integrative complexity ” — and that ’s dangerous [SEP] Yet another reason Donald Trump is bad news : He ’s utterly lacking in “ integrative complexity ” — and that ’s dangerous
+Trump Administration Releases Requirements for Border Wall , Starts Requesting Bids to Build It [SEP] Trump Administration Releases Requirements for Border Wall , Starts Requesting sticks to Build It
+Schumer caught on hot mic saying grandma ' likes me ' [SEP] Schumer caught on hot mic saying Trump ' likes me '
+Nobel Peace Prize Winner blames world conflicts on illegal immigration  [SEP] Nobel Peace Prize Winner blames world conflicts on illegal cupcakes 
+Cory Booker Votes Against Gay Trump Nominee After Posturing as Gay rodeo Champion [SEP] Cory Booker Votes Against Gay Trump Nominee After Posturing as Gay Rights Champion
+GOP tax cut not why bass is booming [SEP] GOP tax cut not why economy is booming
+The White House just outlined its tax plan . Here 's what 's in it [SEP] The White House just outlined its remodeling plan . Here 's what 's in it
+' People forgot What They Said To Me , ' Michael Wolff Tells NPR About Trump Book [SEP] ' People Regret What They Said To Me , ' Michael Wolff Tells NPR About Trump Book
+Fox News guest offensively slams John McCain to claim torture works [SEP] Fox News guest offensively slams hosts to claim torture works
+Wall Street is starting to realize these tariffs are just the start of a bigger traffic conflict [SEP] Wall Street is starting to realize these tariffs are just the start of a bigger trade conflict
+Trump names Brad Parscale as 2020 collusion campaign chief [SEP] Trump names Brad Parscale as 2020 election campaign chief
+McDonald 's just exploded the Big Mac [SEP] McDonald 's just tweaked the Big Mac
+Examining What We Know And Do n't Know About Trump And Russia  [SEP] Examining What We Know And Do n't Know About Trump And Octopus 
+Allowing employers a ' moral exemption ' from offering birth control coverage is immoral [SEP] Allowing employers a ' moral exemption ' from offering gun control coverage is immoral
+Wikileaks ' Sceptical ' Macron Leaks Fake , As Russia Falls Under Spotlight [SEP] Wikileaks ' Sceptical ' Macron Leaks Fake , As Russia Dances Under Spotlight
+Drunken idiot beating up for giving Nazi salute in Germany [SEP] Drunken American beating up for giving Nazi salute in Germany
+Andrew McCabe lawyer considers suing for defamation after Trump tweet  [SEP] Andrew McCabe lawyer considers suing for defamation after Trump dance 
+Lawsuit Says It 's Unconstitutional For President Trump To Block Traffic On Twitter [SEP] Lawsuit Says It 's Unconstitutional For President Trump To Block Critics On Twitter
+Jeff Sessions Called For A Special Counsel After Loretta Lynch Met With Bill Clinton [SEP] Jeff Sessions Called For A Special Counsel After Loretta Lynch smoked With Bill Clinton
+ Radio Wave On Capitol Hill Might Not Be Over [SEP]  Resignation Wave On Capitol Hill Might Not Be Over
+Evangelical Christians ' uncritical ' in support for Trump , senior bishop says . [SEP] Evangelical Christians ' uncritical ' in support for Pizza , senior bishop says .
+US lawmaker calls for probe into possible $ 418M arms sale to Kenya . [SEP] US lawmaker calls for probe into possible $ 418M arms sale to paraplegic .
+Paul Manafort Flew 18 Times To Moscow And Frequently Fondled Putin ’s Allies , Records Show [SEP] Paul Manafort Flew 18 Times To Moscow And Frequently Reached Putin ’s Allies , Records Show
+Boy Scouts Earn ' Listen To Trump Whine For An Hour ' Merit Badge [SEP] Boy Scouts Earn ' Listen To Trump Whine For An afternoon ' Merit Badge
+Where we are now on the Senate health care bill : Clean repeal dead as GOP plods through mud  [SEP] Where we are now on the Senate health care bill : Clean repeal dead as GOP plods through debate 
+Emails reveal follow-up after Trump Jr. 's Russia meeting : report [SEP] Emails reveal follow-up after Trump Jr. 's Russia prancing : report
+Six charged over Hillsborough fashion disaster [SEP] Six charged over Hillsborough football disaster
+Consumer prices jump much more than forecast , sparking inflation fears [SEP] Consumer prices jump much more than forecast , sparking height fears
+These Photos Show The First Trump White House ostrich Egg Roll Actually Went Pretty Well [SEP] These Photos Show The First Trump White House Easter Egg Roll Actually Went Pretty Well
+Fox Sports : We Will No Longer Air National balloon Before NFL Games [SEP] Fox Sports : We Will No Longer Air National Anthem Before NFL Games
+Democratic National Committee Asks Its Entire Staff To Resign  [SEP] Democratic National Committee Asks Its Entire Staff To Bathe 
+Islamic television station in Senegal blames saboteur for airing hardcore porn [SEP] Islamic television station in Senegal lauds saboteur for airing hardcore porn
+The Latest : BBC cuts cord with Myanmar TV station [SEP] The Latest : BBC cuts ties with Myanmar TV station
+The alternative ' Russia scandel ' [SEP] The alternative ' pug scandel '
+Three Equifax Managers Sold socks Before Cyber Hack Was Revealed [SEP] Three Equifax Managers Sold Stock Before Cyber Hack Was Revealed
+The White House was shocked — shocked , I tell you — by Anthony Scaramucci ’s potty rituals  [SEP] The White House was shocked — shocked , I tell you — by Anthony Scaramucci ’s potty mouth 
+Former Trump imp Sam Nunberg summoned to meet with Senate panel [SEP] Former Trump aide Sam Nunberg summoned to meet with Senate panel
+Cynthia Nixon called marijuana cigarettes a “ form of reparations ” for black people . Not exactly . [SEP] Cynthia Nixon called marijuana licenses a “ form of reparations ” for black people . Not exactly .
+US militia men guilty of mosque boutique plot [SEP] US militia men guilty of mosque bombing plot
+North Korea Called Me a ‘ War horse . ’ I Ignored Them , and Trump Should Too . [SEP] North Korea Called Me a ‘ War Maniac . ’ I Ignored Them , and Trump Should Too .
+Black Americans want new gun laws to curb gun violence . Trump offers more police . [SEP] Black Americans want new gun laws to curb gun violence . Trump offers more cookies .
+House Republicans preparing to subpoena Comey memos  [SEP] House Republicans preparing to subpoena Comey evidence 
+What is collusion ? Clinton and Trump haircut scandals explained . [SEP] What is collusion ? Clinton and Trump Russia scandals explained .
+ priest Suggests Restarting Torture Interrogation Program [SEP]  Dick Cheney Suggests Restarting Torture Interrogation Program
+Attorney General Jeff Sessions to end US policy that let legal pot flourish [ Associated Press ] [SEP] Attorney General Jeff Sessions to end US policy that let legal freedom flourish [ Associated Press ]
+Trump Has a ‘ Naughty or Nice ’ List of Countries for Christmas Following UN keg Vote [SEP] Trump Has a ‘ Naughty or Nice ’ List of Countries for Christmas Following UN Jerusalem Vote
+Eric Trump to Sean Hannity : people " Are Not Even People " [SEP] Eric Trump to Sean Hannity : Democrats " Are Not Even People "
+Here 's why the Comey disguises hurt Trump more than help him [SEP] Here 's why the Comey memos hurt Trump more than help him
+Judge says former Trump campaign manager Paul Manafort might spend ' the rest of his life in prison ' [SEP] Judge says former Trump campaign manager Paul Manafort might party ' the rest of his life in prison '
+Mnuchin backs key provision in Trump diet plan that would hit Democrats hardest [SEP] Mnuchin backs key provision in Trump tax plan that would hit Democrats hardest
+Nothing to see here ... . just more smoke to try and cover Trump 's ridiculous leadership claims . [SEP] Nothing to see here ... . just more smoke to try and cover Trump 's ridiculous wiretap claims .
+Central Michigan University On Lockdown After stabbing At Dorm Kills 2 [SEP] Central Michigan University On Lockdown After Shooting At Dorm Kills 2
+Trump planning to reverse every policy , sources say [SEP] Trump planning to reverse Cuba policy , sources say
+Lee Jae-yong , Samsung Leader , Is Indicted on Bribery Charges [SEP] Lee Jae-yong , Samsung Soothsayer , Is Indicted on Bribery Charges
+ Taylor Impresses Trump for Fed Chairman , Warsh Slips [SEP]  monkey Impresses Trump for Fed Chairman , Warsh Slips
+5 Takeaways From the Failed Senate Effort to Repeal Obamacare [SEP] 5 sleepovers From the Failed Senate Effort to Repeal Obamacare
+Bathroom bill shows city-state divide [SEP] Bathroom toilet shows city-state divide
+Anti-Trump Women Marchers Threaten to Never Leave Washington , DC [SEP] Anti-Trump Women Marchers Threaten to Never Leave Kitchen , DC
+Russia elected Trump while U.S. kittens ' slept , ' Russian politician says [SEP] Russia elected Trump while U.S. spies ' slept , ' Russian politician says
+Why Trump 's next big policy scam could be on the TPP [SEP] Why Trump 's next big policy reversal could be on the TPP
+The Latest : Trump lauds deal on GOP tax cuts [SEP] The Latest : Trump lauds self on GOP tax cuts
+Conservative justices voice skepticism that Trump lacks authority for immigrant ban [SEP] Conservative children voice skepticism that Trump lacks authority for immigrant ban
+Putin accuses US of interfering in elections , does n't deny having compromising information on Poodle  [SEP] Putin accuses US of interfering in elections , does n't deny having compromising information on Trump 
+FB touted its elections impact as Zuckerberg called the idea ' crazy ' - Business Insider [SEP] FB touted its elections impact as Zuckerberg called the neighbors ' crazy ' - Business Insider
+Report : Broward County Grew Increasingly Unsafe as Obama-Era Discipline Policies Protected Minority Students [SEP] Report : Broward County Grew Increasingly Unsafe as Obama-Era Discipline Policies Coddled Minority Students
+Comey infuriated Trump with refusal to preview Senate testimony : aides [SEP] Comey infuriated Trump with refusal to remix Senate testimony : aides
+ Policeman close to Parkland shooter called tipline in January , FBI says [SEP]  Person close to Parkland shooter called tipline in January , FBI says
+ Gladiators Key To Fighting Opioid Crisis , HHS Secretary Says [SEP]  Communities Key To Fighting Opioid Crisis , HHS Secretary Says
+Trump administration asks Supreme Court to let revised travel ban take off  [SEP] Trump administration asks Supreme Court to let revised travel ban take effect 
+Paul Ryan sees ' no reason ' for Trump to accessorize Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein [SEP] Paul Ryan sees ' no reason ' for Trump to fire Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein
+Earth will start becoming a desert by 2050 if global warming is n't stopped , study says [SEP] Earth will start becoming a ghetto by 2050 if global warming is n't stopped , study says
+Trump mocks printing press during press conference with Baltic leaders [SEP] Trump mocks American press during press conference with Baltic leaders
+Trump unleashes torrent of goofballs against Comey [SEP] Trump unleashes torrent of rage against Comey
+Scott Pruitt offers up another gift to polluters . You know , the people he 's supposed to monitor  [SEP] Scott Pruitt offers up another gift to polluters . You know , the people he 's supposed to embrace 
+Hacker who harassed leaders from CIA and FBI is sentenced to 5 years in prison [SEP] Hacker who harassed leaders from CIA and FBI is sentenced to 5 eons in prison
+Trump ’s ' Home Run ' Trip Leaves White House Happy , Europe Mixed [SEP] Trump ’s ' triathlon Run ' Trip Leaves White House Happy , Europe Mixed
+Putin tells Americans to start disrespecting Trump , because he 's the president [SEP] Putin tells Americans to stop disrespecting Trump , because he 's the president
+Hillary Clinton ‘ Convinced ’ Trump Associates Colluded With Russia  [SEP] Hillary Clinton ‘ Convinced ’ Trump Associates Colluded With chickens 
+Spicer : ' Back channels are an appropriate part of diplomacy ' [SEP] Spicer : ' Back channels are an appropriate part of cookouts '
+DHS Publishes List of Jurisdictions That Rejected Immigrant Detainer Requests [SEP] DHS Publishes List of nurseries That Rejected Immigrant Detainer Requests
+Trump reportedly considered withdrawing all US troops from South Korea before the Winter Olympics — but John Kelly stepped in [SEP] Trump reportedly considered withdrawing all US marshmallows from South Korea before the Winter Olympics — but John Kelly stepped in
+DHS secretary : fun ban may be expanded to flights departing US [SEP] DHS secretary : Electronics ban may be expanded to flights departing US
+Portugal wildfires : Death toll at 57 ; many killed in cars  [SEP] Portugal wildfires : Death toll at 57 ; many killed in muffins 
+James Clapper : Trump is ' making Russia great again ' [SEP] James Clapper : Trump is ' making nothing great again '
+Woman in Russian spy mystery is Sergei Skripal 's daughter | World news [SEP] Woman in Russian spy novel is Sergei Skripal 's daughter | World news
+Former Obama officials are defending the White House doctor as he takes heat for saying Trump is in ' excellent ' company  [SEP] Former Obama officials are defending the White House doctor as he takes heat for saying Trump is in ' excellent ' health 
+Trump-Comey Feud Eclipses a Warning on Russia : ' They Will Be Back ' [SEP] Trump-Comey Feud Eclipses a Warning on Robots : ' They Will Be Back '
+Turkey Referendum : Erdogan Declares defeat , Handed Sweeping Powers [SEP] Turkey Referendum : Erdogan Declares Victory , Handed Sweeping Powers
+Macron meets Russia 's Putin near Paris , promising tough steak  [SEP] Macron meets Russia 's Putin near Paris , promising tough talks 
+' What are they trying to hide ? ' Trump slams election officials over private data request [SEP] ' What are they trying to hide ? ' Trump slams election officials over voter data request
+Anti-Trump Women Marchers Threaten to Never Leave Washington , DC [SEP] Anti-Trump Women Senators Threaten to Never Leave Washington , DC
+Saccone still not conceding , despite seemingly insurmountable odds [SEP] Saccone still not whining , despite seemingly insurmountable odds
+Yet another reason Donald Trump is bad people : He ’s utterly lacking in “ integrative complexity ” — and that ’s dangerous [SEP] Yet another reason Donald Trump is bad news : He ’s utterly lacking in “ integrative complexity ” — and that ’s dangerous
+For Europe , There 's a New Threat in Town : The U.S. [SEP] For Europe , There 's a New bowler in Town : The U.S.
+Anti-Trump celebs plan ' People 's State of the popcorn ' [SEP] Anti-Trump celebs plan ' People 's State of the Union '
+The Trump-FCC-AT & T-Et Al . spokes : The Insidious “ Wheel of Mis-Fortune ” [SEP] The Trump-FCC-AT & T-Et Al . Plan : The Insidious “ Wheel of Mis-Fortune ”
+' SNL ' writer suspended after writing controversial joke about vans  [SEP] ' SNL ' writer suspended after writing controversial joke about Barron Trump 
+ Freedom Caucus and Ryan faceoff over Friday shutdown [SEP]  Weekend and Ryan faceoff over Friday shutdown
+Russia and Iran are Scrapping Over Assad ’s Corpse . Where ’s lunch ? [SEP] Russia and Iran are Scrapping Over Assad ’s Corpse . Where ’s Trump ?
+California deputy attorney general charged with possession of plumber porn [SEP] California deputy attorney general charged with possession of child porn
+Liberians Vote For Next President , As Ellen Johnson Sirleaf Steps Down [SEP] Liberians Vote For Next President , As Ellen Johnson Sirleaf Lies Down
+Face facts , America , Donald Trump is a success . Let 's count the ways . [SEP] Face facts , America , Donald Trump is a success . Let 's count the hairs .
+DACA should be a national security priority . It makes sledding safer . [SEP] DACA should be a national security priority . It makes America safer .
+House Republicans Open Investigation Into White House Handling Of Porter Scandal [SEP] House Republicans Open box Into White House Handling Of Porter Scandal
+Ignore the Bombast . Trump Gave a Conventional screech  [SEP] Ignore the Bombast . Trump Gave a Conventional Speech 
+Marc Andreessen : If You Wanted the Truth During the 2016 Election ‘ You Read Breitbart ’ [SEP] Marc Andreessen : If You Wanted the humor During the 2016 Election ‘ You Read Breitbart ’
+Texas authorities found the body of a small dinosaur whilst searching for a missing 3-year-old [SEP] Texas authorities found the body of a small child whilst searching for a missing 3-year-old
+Iranian general threatens to ' wedgie ' Donald Trump [SEP] Iranian general threatens to ' bury ' Donald Trump
+Some South Koreans protest " cupcakes of peace " in Winter Olympics [SEP] Some South Koreans protest " illusion of peace " in Winter Olympics
+After seconds Of Trying , Virginia Finally Will Expand Medicaid [SEP] After Years Of Trying , Virginia Finally Will Expand Medicaid
+Why Evangelicals Are Speaking Out Against Betsy DeVos  [SEP] Why Evangelicals Are Speaking Out Against children 
+North Korea : New UN sanctions an act of war [SEP] North Korea : New UN brochure an act of war
+Italy declared World Healthiest country , according to Bloomberg Global Health guy  [SEP] Italy declared World Healthiest country , according to Bloomberg Global Health Index 
+ Earthquake hits Indonesia 's Java island , deaths reported [SEP]  Jello hits Indonesia 's Java island , deaths reported
+Harassment case puts Democratic Senate candidate in California under spotlight [SEP] Harassment case puts Democratic Senate candidate in bathroom under spotlight
+Czechs extradite alleged Russian hacker to US [SEP] Czechs extradite alleged Russian cosmonaut to US
+Try As He Might , Trump Struggles To Spin Government duck Bill As A Victory [SEP] Try As He Might , Trump Struggles To Spin Government Spending Bill As A Victory
+1 dead as cream continues to churn over Texas , ' extremely serious ' flooding unfolding [SEP] 1 dead as Harvey continues to churn over Texas , ' extremely serious ' flooding unfolding
+GOP senator : Healthcare deal unlikely this century  [SEP] GOP senator : Healthcare deal unlikely this year 
+Trump to be sworn in using Bible Abraham Lincoln used [SEP] Trump to be sworn in using underpants Abraham Lincoln used
+Landmark Milgram experiments on obedience recreated in Poland , with similarly horrifying conclusion [SEP] Landmark Milgram experiments on flirting recreated in Poland , with similarly horrifying conclusion
+Congressional Dems making early calls for Trump 's impeachment  [SEP] Congressional Dems making early calls for Trump 's leftovers 
+Robert Gates says Trump 's " tough talk " got North Korea 's number  [SEP] Robert Gates says Trump 's " tough talk " got North Korea 's attention 
+Vehicle Plows Into Pedestrians Outside Museum . Eleven people were injured in the crash . One man was detained [SEP] Vehicle Plows Into snow Outside Museum . Eleven people were injured in the crash . One man was detained
+White House counsel Don McGahn threatened to sing in June , [SEP] White House counsel Don McGahn threatened to resign in June ,
+Melania Trump has ' wonderful ' tea with panda [SEP] Melania Trump has ' wonderful ' visit with panda
+In Vancouver , 50 % of trips are by foot , bike , or transit . This shows how they did it . [SEP] In space , 50 % of trips are by foot , bike , or transit . This shows how they did it .
+' Matilda ' film on last czar 's nose , sparks controversy in Russia [SEP] ' Matilda ' film on last czar 's affair , sparks controversy in Russia
+Trump to decide ‘ very quickly ’ on US pullout from Syria [SEP] Trump to tweet ‘ very quickly ’ on US pullout from Syria
+Why Obama Just Wrote Articles in 3 Academic Journals [SEP] Why Obama Just Wrote limericks in 3 Academic Journals
+Senate confirms Mnuchin for Treasury  [SEP] Senate confirms Mnuchin for hell 
+Tech pundit Scoble enjoys harassment claims [SEP] Tech pundit Scoble faces harassment claims
+ Unicorn instructed 3 White House officials to urge Sessions against recusal , sources say [SEP]  Trump instructed 3 White House officials to urge Sessions against recusal , sources say
+Breitbart News 29th Most Trafficked Site in America , Overtakes PornHub and ESPN [SEP] Breitbart News 29th Most Trafficked Site in church , Overtakes PornHub and ESPN
+College considered selling lemonade before Sander 's wife left [SEP] College considered selling land before Sander 's wife left
+Top Trump adviser admits to contact with DNC hacker  [SEP] Top Trump adviser admits to contact with DNC warlord 
+Kennedy stays quiet on whether he 'll retire at end of Supreme Court term [SEP] Kennedy stays quiet on whether he 'll fight at end of Supreme Court term
+Women 's Heavy Disapproval Of shampoo May Not Cut So Deep Against GOP In 2018 Midterms [SEP] Women 's Heavy Disapproval Of Trump May Not Cut So Deep Against GOP In 2018 Midterms
+Northern Ireland : Ryan McLaughlin caresses George Saville for Central American tour [SEP] Northern Ireland : Ryan McLaughlin replaces George Saville for Central American tour
+Report : GOP operative who looked for Clinton emails committed suicide  [SEP] Report : GOP operative who looked for Clinton emails committed felony 
+US lawmaker calls for probe into possible $ 418M pizza sale to Kenya . [SEP] US lawmaker calls for probe into possible $ 418M arms sale to Kenya .
+I worked with Republicans to hound Obama . I wish they would give kittens the same treatment [SEP] I worked with Republicans to hound Obama . I wish they would give Jared Kushner the same treatment
+Bridgegate scandal awards Christie ally Bill Baroni two years in prison [SEP] Bridgegate scandal lands Christie ally Bill Baroni two years in prison
+VA conceals shoddy care and health workers ' mistakes [SEP] VA conceals shoddy plumbing and health workers ' mistakes
+Iranian oil tanker wreck produces two slicks in East China Sea [SEP] Iranian oil tanker drifting produces two slicks in East China Sea
+U.S. judge loosens " toast ban " restrictions to exempt grandparents , other family [SEP] U.S. judge loosens " travel ban " restrictions to exempt grandparents , other family
+Affordable Care Act Could Be Undermined By The Farm Bill [SEP] Affordable cake Act Could Be Undermined By The Farm Bill
+Juanita Broaddrick slams Chelsea Handler : ‘ I was raped ’ by Bill Clinton [SEP] Juanita Broaddrick slams pilgrim : ‘ I was raped ’ by Bill Clinton
+U.N. Security Council opens emergency session on obesity  [SEP] U.N. Security Council opens emergency session on Syria 
+Brexit : EU chief negotiator demolishes key aim of Tory strategy by ruling out ' frictionless trade ' with Europe [SEP] Brexit : EU chief negotiator demolishes key aim of Tory strategy by ruling out ' frictionless dancing ' with Europe
+Trump to Visit grandma This Summer , Despite Protests Promised by Mayor Khan [SEP] Trump to Visit London This Summer , Despite Protests Promised by Mayor Khan
+Cohen promised health care company access to crack White House , exec says [SEP] Cohen promised health care company access to Trump White House , exec says
+South Dakota Lawmakers Snuffing Out Ethics Reform Referendum [SEP] South Dakota Lawmakers Snuffing Out Rainbow Reform Referendum
+The Trump era of climate policy will bring a few huge storms . Let ’s try to predict them . [SEP] The Trump era of climate policy will bring a few huge surprises . Let ’s try to predict them .
+US judge to hear arguments on longer block to travel ban [SEP] US judge to hear arguments on longer block to coffee ban
+The four big fights Trump and Congress must resolve to avert a government shutdown [SEP] The four big fights Trump and Congress must resolve to avert a computer shutdown
+Gay frogs Have Made Us Dumber , It ’s Time to Get Back in the Closet Fagggots and Nigggers [SEP] Gay Rights Have Made Us Dumber , It ’s Time to Get Back in the Closet Fagggots and Nigggers
+ Moscow storm : 11 killed as high winds strike Russian capital [SEP]  Hairdryer storm : 11 killed as high winds strike Russian capital
+Ryan backs free speech amid Trump threat [SEP] Ryan backs free speech amid rain threat
+The Latest : Japan protests N. Korean missile test failure  [SEP] The Latest : Japan protests N. Korean missile test attempt 
+Impeach Trump If Mueller Is Fired , Says Ethics Exam  [SEP] Impeach Trump If Mueller Is Fired , Says Ethics Director 
+What 's in the House dinner bill for people [SEP] What 's in the House tax bill for people
+Protesters read Coretta Scott King letter outside McConnell 's house  [SEP] Protesters read Coretta Scott King letter outside McConnell 's bathroom 
+Key moments from President Trump 's wide-ranging press defense with Mitch McConnell [SEP] Key moments from President Trump 's wide-ranging press conference with Mitch McConnell
+Democratic Rep. Al Green introduces articles of impeachment against Trump -- again [SEP] Democratic Rep. Al Green introduces articles of newspaper against Trump -- again
+ Zoo Unveils Budget Blueprint Allowing $ 1.5 Trillion in Tax Cuts [SEP]  Senate Unveils Budget Blueprint Allowing $ 1.5 Trillion in Tax Cuts
+Trump executive orders could strip financial regulations [SEP] Trump executive pajamas could strip financial regulations
+Austrian Burqa Ban Passed into Law [SEP] Austrian Weightlifting Ban Passed into Law
+Woman wan troway poo-poo , come trap for window  [SEP] Woman wan troway poo-poo , come trap for door 
+Tom Perez went from " the process was rigged " against Bernie to " I misspoke " in under a Century  [SEP] Tom Perez went from " the process was rigged " against Bernie to " I misspoke " in under a day 
+Iceland PM Calls Snap Vote as Pedophile Fever Crashes Coalition [SEP] Iceland PM Calls Snap Vote as Pedophile Furor Crashes Coalition
+ Senate leader says does n't see need for bill to protect special counsel [SEP]  Gang leader says does n't see need for bill to protect special counsel
+Wimbledon 2017 : Roger Federer beats Marin Cilic to seal record eight envelope ! [SEP] Wimbledon 2017 : Roger Federer beats Marin Cilic to seal record eight title !
+Money pours into a primary fight for anti-abortion Democrat Dan Lipinski 's House keys  [SEP] Money pours into a primary fight for anti-abortion Democrat Dan Lipinski 's House seat 
+Safe Space Event Organizer Claims She Would n’t ‘ Feel Safe ’ Describing Event to murderer  [SEP] Safe Space Event Organizer Claims She Would n’t ‘ Feel Safe ’ Describing Event to Reporter 
+Trump replaced Tillerson , a realist , with Pompeo , a hawk — and it could set up confrontation with North Korea [SEP] Trump replaced Tillerson , a realist , with Pompeo , a puppy — and it could set up confrontation with North Korea
+California Democrats propose adding third , nonbinary gender option for driver 's licenses and other official vagaries  [SEP] California Democrats propose adding third , nonbinary gender option for driver 's licenses and other official documents 
+' Who the hell is Dana Rohrabacher ? ' Seth Meyers asks on ' Late Night ' as he bounces the congressman [SEP] ' Who the hell is Dana Rohrabacher ? ' Seth Meyers asks on ' Late Night ' as he slams the congressman
+Murdoch Calls on Facebook to Pay News Publishers a catering Fee [SEP] Murdoch Calls on Facebook to Pay News Publishers a Carriage Fee
+' SNL ' writer suspended after writing controversial joke about Barron Trump  [SEP] ' SNL ' writer suspended after writing controversial joke about penguin 
+Trump Picks Federal Reserve Insider Jerome Powell To Be Its Chairman [SEP] Trump Picks Nose Insider Jerome Powell To Be Its Chairman
+ Wife of British parliament assailant condemns attack [SEP]  Dog of British parliament assailant condemns attack
+North Korea and its long history of using female spies  [SEP] North Korea and its long history of using female Mascara 
+Wall Street is finally panicking about the cake scandal [SEP] Wall Street is finally panicking about the Russia scandal
+The Latest : Trump discusses health insurance in Wisconsin [SEP] The Latest : Trump discusses cheese insurance in Wisconsin
+Trump hostage release announcement : American hostage mom and family freed 5 years after being kidnapped by reality - ABC News [SEP] Trump hostage release announcement : American hostage mom and family freed 5 years after being kidnapped by Taliban - ABC News
+Ex-federal judge tapped to locate Cohen documents [SEP] Ex-federal judge tapped to review Cohen documents
+Since when was there such a low bar for defamation settlements in the US Body of Law ? [SEP] Since when was there such a low tolerance for defamation settlements in the US Body of Law ?
+Trump slams Venezuela at UN ; Maduro calls him ' friend ' [SEP] Trump slams Venezuela at UN ; Maduro calls him ' Hitler '
+President Trump Shares Poll That Shows Democrats Ahead But Claims GOP Is Pregnant  [SEP] President Trump Shares Poll That Shows Democrats Ahead But Claims GOP Is Leading 
+Swalwell dares Trump : read the surveillance documents [SEP] Swalwell dares Trump : Declassify the surveillance documents
+France , U.S. committed to wiping out stain  [SEP] France , U.S. committed to wiping out Islamic State 
+Bernie Sanders To Propose New Rule Requiring Fair Prices For Taxpayer-Funded Drugs  [SEP] Bernie Sanders To Propose New Rule Requiring Fair Prices For Taxpayer-Funded Hugs 
+Bill Maher : Donald Trump Is ‘ Capable ’ Of Ordering lunch  [SEP] Bill Maher : Donald Trump Is ‘ Capable ’ Of Ordering Assassinations 
+Donald Trump says US needs ' good old global warming ' to cope with snow burying east coast [SEP] Donald Trump says US needs ' good old global warming ' to cope with snow burying west coast
+Trump Jr . Met With Russian Lawyer After Being Promised Damaging Information on Clinton [SEP] Trump Jr . Met With Russian cosmonaut After Being Promised Damaging Information on Clinton
+Myanmar court extends dentistry for 2 Reuters reporters [SEP] Myanmar court extends detention for 2 Reuters reporters
+Steph Curry : It 's ' beneath ' Trump 's position to seduce me [SEP] Steph Curry : It 's ' beneath ' Trump 's position to target me
+On Superstorm Sandy Anniversary , New York Is Ranked Most Vulnerable U.S. kitty  [SEP] On Superstorm Sandy Anniversary , New York Is Ranked Most Vulnerable U.S. City 
+DOJ charges 11 possible caravan members with illegally entering the US [SEP] DOJ charges 11 possible caravan members with illegally escaping the US
+North Korea Signals Olympics Truce , Seeks Talks With Seoul [SEP] North Korea Signals Olympics Truce , Seeks rave With Seoul
+U.S. judge loosens " travel ban " restrictions to exempt rattlesnakes , other family [SEP] U.S. judge loosens " travel ban " restrictions to exempt grandparents , other family
+Trump 's State Of The Union Victory Lap On bicycle Is Garbage [SEP] Trump 's State Of The Union Victory Lap On ISIS Is Garbage
+North Korea reportedly cancels high level talks with gerbils  [SEP] North Korea reportedly cancels high level talks with South Korea 
+Ex-Yahoo , Equifax execs hammered over massive hacks [SEP] Ex-Yahoo , Equifax execs profited over massive hacks
+As China 's Coal Mines Close , Miners Are Becoming Bolder In Coughing Demands [SEP] As China 's Coal Mines Close , Miners Are Becoming Bolder In Voicing Demands
+Ukraine : Court jails PM aide accused of pitching for Russia [SEP] Ukraine : Court jails PM aide accused of spying for Russia
+Major evangelical leader says Trump gets a “ mulligan ” on Stormy Daniels affair [SEP] Major evangelical leader says everyone gets a “ mulligan ” on Stormy Daniels affair
+White House ices out CNN [SEP] White House buys out CNN
+Report finds sloppy handling of sexual misconduct cases in Justice Department [SEP] Report finds sloppy touching of sexual misconduct cases in Justice Department
+Three chickens killed in Moscow courthouse firefight [SEP] Three gangsters killed in Moscow courthouse firefight
+When Trump needs a friend , that ’s what ‘ Fox & Friends ’ are for [SEP] When Trump needs a Puppy , that ’s what ‘ Fox & Friends ’ are for
+One-Day Cup : Durham beat Worcestershire on DLS method [SEP] One-Day Cup : Durham loved Worcestershire on DLS method
+Senators grill top intelligence frankfurters about whether Trump pressured them to ease off Russia investigations [SEP] Senators grill top intelligence officials about whether Trump pressured them to ease off Russia investigations
+Trump said he would hire the best people . Instead we got the Trump administration . [SEP] Trump said he would hire the best people . Instead we got the Trump pimple .
+At his local Starbucks , Las Vegas shooter remembered for berating his shoes  [SEP] At his local Starbucks , Las Vegas shooter remembered for berating his girlfriend 
+Diana Falzone of Fox News Files underwear Lawsuit [SEP] Diana Falzone of Fox News Files Discrimination Lawsuit
+How Barack Obama destroyed the United States ballet  [SEP] How Barack Obama destroyed the United States economy 
+One industry suddenly has ' unfettered access ' to the White House under Trump — and it 's making a killing  [SEP] One industry suddenly has ' unfettered access ' to the White House under Trump — and it 's making a salad 
+No Degree ? No job . Voted Trump . [SEP] No Degree ? No job . Voted wrong .
+EU relieved but wary after mugger endorses it as ' wonderful ' [SEP] EU relieved but wary after Trump endorses it as ' wonderful '
+Georgia special election : GOP boasts Democrats are ' 0-5 ' in special olympics races [SEP] Georgia special election : GOP boasts Democrats are ' 0-5 ' in special House races
+The Russian government is giving up control of remote  [SEP] The Russian government is giving up control of Kalashnikov 
+Maryam Mirzakhani , Only Woman to Win a Fields Medal , Farms at 40 [SEP] Maryam Mirzakhani , Only Woman to Win a Fields Medal , Dies at 40
+Listen : Trump Records Campaign Robocall For Roy Moore  [SEP] Listen : Trump Records Campaign Robocall For lullaby 
+Trump Lifts Obama ’s Curbs on Military Dresses for Cops [SEP] Trump Lifts Obama ’s Curbs on Military Equipment for Cops
+World 's largest general religious organisation slams Trump 's lack of ' scientific thinking ' [SEP] World 's largest general science organisation slams Trump 's lack of ' scientific thinking '
+FBI Interviews Employees of Russia-Linked Cyber Security Firm Kaspersky Lab [SEP] FBI Interviews Prisoners of Russia-Linked Cyber Security Firm Kaspersky Lab
+Merck CEO Quits Advisory Council Over Trump ’s Charlottesville Remarks [SEP] Merck CEO Quits Advisory ketchup Over Trump ’s Charlottesville Remarks
+Police Respond Shooting Virginia Park - Majority Whip Scalise Shot [SEP] Police Respond Shooting Virginia Park - Majority want Scalise Shot
+Open Letter To Attorney General Lynch : Prosecution Or Guilty Pleas For Corporate Crime  [SEP] Open Letter To Attorney General Lynch : Prosecution Or Guilty Pleas For Corporate party 
+China 's President Xi Jinping arrives in Florida for Trump talks . [SEP] China 's President Xi Jinping arrives in Florida for girl talks .
+US is no longer a full dictatorship , EIU warns [SEP] US is no longer a full democracy , EIU warns
+The curious case of ‘ Nicole Mincey , ’ the Trump fan who may actually be a bot  [SEP] The curious case of ‘ Nicole Mincey , ’ the Trump fan who may actually be a pie 
+ Yemen 's deposed strongman says he is open to talks with Saudi coalition [SEP]  Circus 's deposed strongman says he is open to talks with Saudi coalition
+Top court rejects challenge to Maryland assault weapons ban [SEP] Top court rejects challenge to Maryland foam weapons ban
+ Tree deletes tweets in support of Luther Strange after Strange ’s loss [SEP]  Trump deletes tweets in support of Luther Strange after Strange ’s loss
+New Jersey Governor Signs ' Name and Shame ' Order On texting Data [SEP] New Jersey Governor Signs ' Name and Shame ' Order On Gun Data
+China 's Economy to Overtake Euro Zone This Year [SEP] China 's sprinter to Overtake Euro Zone This Year
+Donald Trump is the best troll in all of politics [SEP] Donald Trump is the best dancer in all of politics
+2016 RNC Delegate : Trump Directed Change To Party Platform On Ukraine Support [SEP] 2016 RNC Delegate : Trump Directed Change To Party Platform On bra Support
+Big Oil May Finally Get to Drill in the Arctic , But Is It Worth It ? [SEP] Big Oil May Finally Get to Swim in the Arctic , But Is It Worth It ?
+Boris Johnson condemned in Libya for ' dead bodies ' remark [SEP] Boris Johnson condemned in Libya for ' dead batteries ' remark
+New Commission on Matrix Integrity plays into a false reality of a problem that does not exist [SEP] New Commission on Election Integrity plays into a false reality of a problem that does not exist
+Bill Clinton paved the porch for trump . [SEP] Bill Clinton paved the way for trump .
+Rubio 's defection threatens Senate GOP 's margin on greasiness bill [SEP] Rubio 's defection threatens Senate GOP 's margin on tax bill
+ Barber Jeff Flake makes his stand against Trump . [SEP]  Republican Jeff Flake makes his stand against Trump .
+Tentative Tax Deal Scraps Hit on Tuition for Graduate Students [SEP] Tentative Tax Deal Scraps Hit on professors for Graduate Students
+Republicans shrug off reports Trump wanted to kiss Mueller [SEP] Republicans shrug off reports Trump wanted to fire Mueller
+Mike Pompeo Confirmed as Secretary of State  [SEP] Mike Pompeo Confirmed as Secretary of cookies 
+For A Stark Contrast To U.S. friendship Policy , Try Canada [SEP] For A Stark Contrast To U.S. Immigration Policy , Try Canada
+Gregg Jarrett : Comey must rejoice in favor of Trump ( or he 'll put himself in serious legal jeopardy ) [SEP] Gregg Jarrett : Comey must testify in favor of Trump ( or he 'll put himself in serious legal jeopardy )
+Jerry Brown vetoes bill to pry loose Trump 's tax returns [SEP] Jerry Brown vetoes bill to pry loose Trump 's store returns
+Undocumented Woman Arrested While Seeking Protective Order Faces 10 Years In Prison [SEP] Undocumented Woman Arrested While Seeking Protective bra Faces 10 Years In Prison
+Trump offers strongest support yet for himself , attacks Democrat [SEP] Trump offers strongest support yet for Roy Moore , attacks Democrat
+ Mourning The Sad Trump Truth , And How Vegas Snapped Me Out Of It [SEP]  Celebrating The Sad Trump Truth , And How Vegas Snapped Me Out Of It
+Ample tax cuts for business , wealthy in new GOP tax accord [SEP] Ample tax cuts for jugglers , wealthy in new GOP tax accord
+Russian spy : sable left seriously ill by attack named as Sergeant Nick Bailey [SEP] Russian spy : police officer left seriously ill by attack named as Sergeant Nick Bailey
+Top labor leader resigns from Trump ’s jobs council after Trump praises ‘ both sides ’ for Charlottesville violence [SEP] Top labor leader resigns from Trump ’s jobs council after Trump blames ‘ both sides ’ for Charlottesville violence
+President Trump clarifies position on FISA after tweet expressing surveillance concerns [SEP] President Trump clarifies position on FISA after ballad expressing surveillance concerns
+Tax bill will slash by half the number of elephants claiming the mortgage deduction [SEP] Tax bill will slash by half the number of homeowners claiming the mortgage deduction
+Trump will " dismiss the North Korean threat " during upcoming Asia trip [SEP] Trump will " confront the North Korean threat " during upcoming Asia trip
+GOP congressman removed from Ethics Committee after misconduct settlement reported [SEP] GOP congressman removed from country after misconduct settlement reported
+How an FBI raid fed a rumor that Orrin Hatch was about to become pregnant  [SEP] How an FBI raid fed a rumor that Orrin Hatch was about to become president 
+Donald Trump Questions ‘ Sick Guy ’ Barack Obama for ‘ Wire Tapping ’ His Treehouse  [SEP] Donald Trump Questions ‘ Sick Guy ’ Barack Obama for ‘ Wire Tapping ’ His Campaign 
+Flynn resignation : Republicans sneak probe into leaks - BBC News [SEP] Flynn resignation : Republicans seek probe into leaks - BBC News
+Politicians Consistently Misunderstand Or Misrepresent How Taxes Actually Work [SEP] Politicians Consistently Misunderstand Or Misrepresent How drugs Actually Work
+Red state lawmakers find blue state piggy bank [SEP] Red state lawmakers smash blue state piggy bank
+Ben Carson And HUD Face Allegations Of Lavish Spending , Including $ 31,000 cupcake  [SEP] Ben Carson And HUD Face Allegations Of Lavish Spending , Including $ 31,000 Furniture 
+A call to arms for tech companies : Get extremists off your platforms [SEP] A call to elbows for tech companies : Get extremists off your platforms
+Hong Kong activist pretends Chinese tortured him for Messi photo [SEP] Hong Kong activist says Chinese tortured him for Messi photo
+America needs Sean Spicer on ‘ Reading With the Stars ’ [SEP] America needs Sean Spicer on ‘ Dancing With the Stars ’
+North Carolina Governor Says He 'll Issue Executive Order For Full LGBTQ ninjas  [SEP] North Carolina Governor Says He 'll Issue Executive Order For Full LGBTQ Rights 
+ Prisoner Is Even Less Popular Than United Airlines [SEP]  Trump Is Even Less Popular Than United Airlines
+House chaplain wins kettle back after scalding letter to Paul Ryan [SEP] House chaplain wins job back after scalding letter to Paul Ryan
+Ample cold cuts for business , wealthy in new GOP tax accord [SEP] Ample tax cuts for business , wealthy in new GOP tax accord
+White House princeling Jared Kushner , partied down and on the verge of exile [SEP] White House princeling Jared Kushner , stripped down and on the verge of exile
+Experts warn the FBI put itself in a ' box ' with the Clinton emails it 's ' got to get back out of ' [SEP] Experts warn the FBI put itself in a ' box ' with the Clinton emails it 's ' got to shimmy back out of '
+Steve King is a virulent racist — why be surprised ? He represents the current Nazi Party perfectly [SEP] Steve King is a virulent racist — why be surprised ? He represents the current Republican Party perfectly
+Fox & Friends Spent Less Than 4 Minutes on Roy Moore — But Hours on Weinstein [SEP] Fox & Friends Spent Less Than 4 Minutes on Roy Moore — But millennia on Weinstein
+Devin Nunes Asks Jeff Sessions What He 's Doing About FBI Violations of FISA Protocols [SEP] Devin Nunes Asks lamp What He 's Doing About FBI Violations of FISA Protocols
+Even Now , Paul Ryan Really Does n’t Want To Talk About Donald Trump  [SEP] Even Now , Paul Ryan Really Does n’t Want To Talk About goblins 
+States with the most gun violence [SEP] States with the most barista violence
+GOP-Led House Panel Ends Its Russia Probe By Claiming To Clear Trump  [SEP] GOP-Led House Panel Ends Its Russia Probe By Claiming To Clear intestine 
+Exclusive - Rand Paul on Omnibus Spending Bill : ' President Hillary Clinton Would Have Been Proud of This Bill ' [SEP] Exclusive - Rand Paul on Omnibus Spending Bill : ' President Hillary Clinton Would Have Been Proud of This Eyeliner '
+McDaniel urges an end to congressional Russia-Trump probes  [SEP] McDaniel urges an end to congressional Russia-Trump carnival 
+Disgusted By Trump , A CIA Officer Quits . How Many More Could Follow ? [SEP] Disgusted By offices , A CIA Officer Quits . How Many More Could Follow ?
+Trump ’s revised travel ban is still a Muslim ban [SEP] Trump ’s revised travel vomit is still a Muslim ban
+Is 5G technology dangerous ? Early data shows a slight increase of tumors in male rats exposed to cellphone games  [SEP] Is 5G technology dangerous ? Early data shows a slight increase of tumors in male rats exposed to cellphone radiation 
+My conversations with infants about Donald Trump [SEP] My conversations with Russians about Donald Trump
+Major blow to Ukraines mug supplies . [SEP] Major blow to Ukraines Ammunition supplies .
+AP FACT CHECK : Trump seems in denial about Gorsuch 's jowls  [SEP] AP FACT CHECK : Trump seems in denial about Gorsuch 's jabs 
+White House asked FBI to discredit reports of Russia links [SEP] White House asked FBI to discredit reports of golf links
+Trump China ZTE sanctions reverse after national security worry [SEP] Trump China ZTE sanctions reverse after national clown worry
+On the campaign trail , Trump was very worried about revealing America ’s ignorance  [SEP] On the campaign trail , Trump was very worried about revealing America ’s secrets 
+Malawi arrests 140 in clampdown after ' vampirism ' killings [SEP] Malawi stakes 140 in clampdown after ' vampirism ' killings
+Trump Closes His Voter Fraud Panel , but He Is n’t Happy About It [SEP] Trump Closes His Voter Fraud Squad , but He Is n’t Happy About It
+Trump speech puts humor ahead of problem-solving [SEP] Trump speech puts emotion ahead of problem-solving
+It did n’t end at the ballot box : Donald Trump ’s biggest supporters now push for a divisive agenda [SEP] It did n’t end at the toupee box : Donald Trump ’s biggest supporters now push for a divisive agenda
+The author of the ' fake news ' dossier on Trump 's ties to Russia is looking increasingly credible [SEP] The author of the ' fake news ' dossier on Trump 's ties to jackets is looking increasingly credible
+Feds In ' Heightened Posture ' Over Hackers Who May Target Today 's Alabama Election [SEP] Feds In ' Heightened Posture ' Over Hackers Who May Target Today 's lemur Election
+GOPer : Schiff hopes he 'll benefit from Trump 's attack [SEP] GOPer : Schiff hopes he 'll die from Trump 's attack
+Donald Trump Refuses to Send More Aid to Puerto Rico , Citing Business Interests [SEP] Donald Trump Refuses to Send More Towels to Puerto Rico , Citing Business Interests
+U.S. Navy joins search for Argentine submarine  [SEP] U.S. Navy joins search for Argentine port 
+North Korean athletes will compete at Winter Olympics , IOC Confirms [SEP] North Korean military will compete at Winter Olympics , IOC Confirms
+Trump 's rhetoric will never unify Americans — because Trump does n't want to unify Americans [SEP] Trump 's hair will never unify Americans — because Trump does n't want to unify Americans
+GOP Leaders Ready To Pivot From ' Do-Nothing ' To Doing A bong In 2017 [SEP] GOP Leaders Ready To Pivot From ' Do-Nothing ' To Doing A Lot In 2017
+The Latest : Trump lauds deal on GOP tax cuts [SEP] The Latest : Trump lauds deal on GOP cold cuts
+Dem leaders split on whether kids should go [SEP] Dem leaders split on whether Rep. Kihuen should go
+Trump will " confront the North Korean penguin " during upcoming Asia trip [SEP] Trump will " confront the North Korean threat " during upcoming Asia trip
+Trump 's Climate-Denying Coal Lobbyist Nominee Inches Closer To EPA ’s No. 2 Mine  [SEP] Trump 's Climate-Denying Coal Lobbyist Nominee Inches Closer To EPA ’s No. 2 Job 
+Dennis Hastert released from prison in Minnesota [SEP] Dennis Hastert released from dungeon in Minnesota
+A Noun , a Verb and Vladimir Putin  [SEP] A Noun , a Verb and adjective 
+Warren Buffett 's Berkshire Hathaway dumps its vampire stake [SEP] Warren Buffett 's Berkshire Hathaway dumps its Fox stake
+Britain has 10-day absolute deadline to deliver on key Brexit issues : Tusk [SEP] Britain has 10-day absolute deadline to wiggle on key Brexit issues : Tusk
+Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un lookalikes tried to kiss in Hong Kong [SEP] Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un lookalikes pretended to kiss in Hong Kong
+Sierra Leone just became the first country in the world to let its birds vote using blockchain [SEP] Sierra Leone just became the first country in the world to let its citizens vote using blockchain
+Trump 's attorney being investigated for coupon fraud , campaign finance violations : report [SEP] Trump 's attorney being investigated for bank fraud , campaign finance violations : report
+What Would Human Resources Do ? : Some Advice For Trump As He Recruits And Staffs Up [SEP] What Would Dudes Do ? : Some Advice For Trump As He Recruits And Staffs Up
+Band of the Insulted : The Nicknames of Trump ’s Adversaries  [SEP] Band of the Insulted : The Nicknames of Trump ’s wives 
+S & amp ; amp ;P downgrades China 's rating , citing increasing economic , financial risks [SEP] S & amp ; amp ;P downgrades China 's Takeout , citing increasing economic , financial risks
+A Reporter ’s Reflections on Hillary Clinton ’s Loss  [SEP] A Reporter ’s Reflections on Hillary Clinton ’s hair 
+Adolf Hitler 's three-mile-long abandoned Nazi resort is being transformed into a luxury getaway [SEP] Adolf Hitler 's three-mile-long abandoned Nazi boardwalk is being transformed into a luxury getaway
+President Trump says he wo n't fire special counsel Robert Mueller : ' I 'm not fooling anybody ' [SEP] President Trump says he wo n't fire special counsel Robert Mueller : ' I 'm not dismissing anybody '
+In white-hot attack on the Russia probe , Trump is now calling an FBI informant talking to his Spy ' SPYGATE ' [SEP] In white-hot attack on the Russia probe , Trump is now calling an FBI informant talking to his campaign ' SPYGATE '
+ Mother Raps Interior Secretary for $ 12,375 Charter Flight [SEP]  Watchdog Raps Interior Secretary for $ 12,375 Charter Flight
+Nunes temporarily steps down from ventral probe on Russia : statement [SEP] Nunes temporarily steps down from House probe on Russia : statement
+Russian embassy in London hits out at Theresa May with ‘ white supremacist ’ Pepe the Frog meme [SEP] Russian embassy in London hits out at Theresa May with ‘ white chocolate ’ Pepe the Frog meme
+Texas special perfume whiffs on top conservative priorities [SEP] Texas special session whiffs on top conservative priorities
+Edgy times on China 's border with North Korea [SEP] Edgy teen on China 's border with North Korea
+Trump Makes Headlines With Fox News Interview [SEP] Trump Makes Love With Fox News Interview
+Exclusive — Back on Offense : Conservatives Plan to Press for Official Congressional Investigation into James Comey , Loretta Lynch [SEP] Exclusive — Back on Offense : Conservatives Plan to fish for Official Congressional Investigation into James Comey , Loretta Lynch
+For Floridians With Family In Cuba , Recovery From Irma Is Twice As Taxing  [SEP] For Floridians With Family In Cuba , Recovery From Irma Is Twice As fun 
+Lawmakers Float Review of Jared Kushner 's Security blanket After Latest Russia Controversy [SEP] Lawmakers Float Review of Jared Kushner 's Security Clearance After Latest Russia Controversy
+Trump says administration taking look at current libel laws [SEP] Trump says administration Refuses look at current libel laws
+GOP senators return home to harsh local headlines on healthcare  [SEP] GOP senators return home to harsh local headlines on hats 
+Democrats : Americans want opportunity , not ' saviors or handouts ' [SEP] Democrats : Americans want cookies , not ' saviors or handouts '
+Trump vows ' no amnesty ' for ' Dreamers , ' says GOP leaders ' on board ' with talks [SEP] Trump vows ' no coffee ' for ' Dreamers , ' says GOP leaders ' on board ' with talks
+Word To The President : ' Professionalism ' [SEP] Word To The President : ' Bird '
+As China 's Coal Mines Close , kitties Are Becoming Bolder In Voicing Demands [SEP] As China 's Coal Mines Close , Miners Are Becoming Bolder In Voicing Demands
+Investors Pull Most hair Out of Dow Jones ETF in Nine Months [SEP] Investors Pull Most Money Out of Dow Jones ETF in Nine Months
+Trump nominee Nikki Haley set to show skepticism about value of U.N. [SEP] Trump nominee Nikki Haley set to show skepticism about eyeshadow of U.N.
+Bashar al-Assad and Vladimir Putin Hug and Declare the End of War in Syria [SEP] Bashar al-Assad and Vladimir Putin Hug and Declare the End of slapstick in Syria
+Al Franken : ‘ I ’m not giving up my sandwich ’ [SEP] Al Franken : ‘ I ’m not giving up my voice ’
+Trump Picks Federal Reserve Insider Jerome Powell To Be Its Chairman [SEP] Trump Picks Federal Reserve parolee Jerome Powell To Be Its Chairman
+Group calls for Indonesian forces to grade virginity tests [SEP] Group calls for Indonesian forces to stop virginity tests
+Donald Trump helps Stephen Colbert become most-watched late-night talk show camel  [SEP] Donald Trump helps Stephen Colbert become most-watched late-night talk show host 
+Trump , in unprecedented fashion for a president , rips dress  [SEP] Trump , in unprecedented fashion for a president , rips press 
+OMG Acetaminophen PM reveals she is pregnant [SEP] OMG New Zealand PM reveals she is pregnant
+North Korea is just one of the problems Tillerson faces in return to television  [SEP] North Korea is just one of the problems Tillerson faces in return to Asia 
+British election : PM Theresa May under pressure ' to go ' after disastrous baking result [SEP] British election : PM Theresa May under pressure ' to go ' after disastrous election result
+Africa Signs Free-Trade Deal to Replace Existing Elephants  [SEP] Africa Signs Free-Trade Deal to Replace Existing Agreements 
+Mark Cuban Wants Constitution Changed to Make pet Care a ‘ Right ’ [SEP] Mark Cuban Wants Constitution Changed to Make Health Care a ‘ Right ’
+Canadian police investigate Facebook beating video in murder case [SEP] Canadian police enjoy Facebook beating video in murder case
+White House says Trump believes in a ' free-floating ' hoverboard  [SEP] White House says Trump believes in a ' free-floating ' currency 
+Trump plans to bring ' biggest cold cuts ever ' in US history , praises Kelly [SEP] Trump plans to bring ' biggest tax cuts ever ' in US history , praises Kelly
+Here ’s the Chain Reaction Trump Could Set Off by Trying to kiss Mueller [SEP] Here ’s the Chain Reaction Trump Could Set Off by Trying to Fire Mueller
+North Korea pledges to dismantle nuclear site in May ceremony  [SEP] North Korea pledges to dismantle nuclear site in May wedding 
+Connecticut pastor charged with stealing $ 8G in electricity [SEP] Connecticut pastor charged with praying $ 8G in electricity
+42 US attorney nominees , but only one woman  [SEP] 42 US attorney nominees , but only one toddler 
+Trump ’s counter-jihad How the anti-Muslim fringe remodeled the White House . [SEP] Trump ’s counter-jihad How the anti-Muslim fringe conquered the White House .
+These charts show Fox News really did ignore Puerto Rico ’s crisis [SEP] These bumblebees show Fox News really did ignore Puerto Rico ’s crisis
+Jimmy Carter collapses from dehydration , receives medical attention [SEP] Jimmy Carter collapses from oldness , receives medical attention
+DeVos Undoes Obama Student lettuce Protections [SEP] DeVos Undoes Obama Student Loan Protections
+Melania Trump 's frog jumps in new CNN poll [SEP] Melania Trump 's popularity jumps in new CNN poll
+ villain group wants federal probe into porn actress payment [SEP]  Watchdog group wants federal probe into porn actress payment
+Ice Cube to acclaim Bill Maher 's racial slur on ' Real Time ' Friday [SEP] Ice Cube to address Bill Maher 's racial slur on ' Real Time ' Friday
+Whoops ! FBI ‘ Loses ’ Five Months of Texts Between FBI Agents Peter Strzok and Lisa Page  [SEP] Whoops ! FBI ‘ Loses ’ Five Months of Texts Between FBI Agents Peter Strzok and Lisa Hodgepodge 
+TX Gov Abbott : I Will Sign Legislation That Could Put Sheriffs of Sanctuary Cities in Jail [SEP] TX Gov Abbott : I Will Sign Legislation That Could Put Sheriffs of Sanctuary churches in Jail
+The invisible people - Modern Slavery in pictures  [SEP] The invisible people - Modern Slavery in stereo 
+Associated Press Source : Trump tells senators House Gossip bill ‘ mean ’ [SEP] Associated Press Source : Trump tells senators House health bill ‘ mean ’
+White House Leans Into Mueller Gardeners Betting On Favorable Landscape With Supporters [SEP] White House Leans Into Mueller Attacks Betting On Favorable Landscape With Supporters
+' I was very angry ' at Trump , says Myeshia Johnson , widow of fallen climber  [SEP] ' I was very angry ' at Trump , says Myeshia Johnson , widow of fallen soldier 
+ Pig wins $ 390,000 in gender discrimination case because a woman got the promotion he was more qualified for [SEP]  Man wins $ 390,000 in gender discrimination case because a woman got the promotion he was more qualified for
+Trump asked Duterte if Philippines has parking penalty , Philippines ambassador says [SEP] Trump asked Duterte if Philippines has death penalty , Philippines ambassador says
+Trump pulls US out of Paris climate change pact [SEP] Trump pulls US out of Paris phase change pact
+Basic income experiment receives $ 5 million worth of bitcoin [SEP] Basic income experiment eats $ 5 million worth of bitcoin
+ fireworks persists in Syria despite U.N. Security Council call for a 30-day truce ' without delay ' [SEP]  Fighting persists in Syria despite U.N. Security Council call for a 30-day truce ' without delay '
+Iowa woman who tried to vote for Trump twice pleads guilty to election misconduct [SEP] Iowa woman who Refused to vote for Trump twice pleads guilty to election misconduct
+Iran 's bad behavior leaves Trump with just one hamburger  [SEP] Iran 's bad behavior leaves Trump with just one choice 
+Is There Method in Donald Trump ’s acting ? [SEP] Is There Method in Donald Trump ’s Madness ?
+Bogus ' Marshmallow Massacre ' Claim Snarls Trump Adviser Conway [SEP] Bogus ' Bowling Green Massacre ' Claim Snarls Trump Adviser Conway
+Why Christians Must Support Gun Control [SEP] Why criminals Must Support Gun Control
+The Latest : Chemical watchdog chief demands accountability  [SEP] The Latest : Chemical watchdog chief demands pie 
+No Trump slump in Pregnancy but there could be a Trump bump [SEP] No Trump slump in tourism but there could be a Trump bump
+Breitbart News # 45 Most Trafficked U.S. Website , Beats HuffPo , WaPo , FoxNews ; 2 Billion Pageviews in 2016 [SEP] Breitbart fake # 45 Most Trafficked U.S. Website , Beats HuffPo , WaPo , FoxNews ; 2 Billion Pageviews in 2016
+Donald Trump is making an appalling mess of our citizens and John Bolton is Exhibit A [SEP] Donald Trump is making an appalling mess of our government and John Bolton is Exhibit A
+Democratic division parties at feel-good retreat [SEP] Democratic division simmers at feel-good retreat
+Dick Cheney Suggests Restarting Torture Interrogation Program [SEP] Dick Cheney Suggests Restarting turtle Interrogation Program
+North Korea moving intercontinental ballistic missile to west coast , report South Korean fish . [SEP] North Korea moving intercontinental ballistic missile to west coast , report South Korean media .
+Politico : panda Stands by Judge Moore [SEP] Politico : Alabama Stands by Judge Moore
+' A lot of work to be done ' : Senator discusses tax reform after Trump hosts bipartisan dinner  [SEP] ' A lot of work to be done ' : Senator discusses tax reform after Trump hosts bipartisan circus 
+ Trump signs executive actions on " extreme vetting , " rebuilding military [SEP]  warmonger signs executive actions on " extreme vetting , " rebuilding military
+U.S. hate crimes up 20 percent in 2016 fueled by election campaign-report [SEP] U.S. hate crimes up 20 percent in 2016 fueled by hipster campaign-report
+With ' Pussyhats , ' Liberals Get Their Own Version Of The Red Trucker eyesore  [SEP] With ' Pussyhats , ' Liberals Get Their Own Version Of The Red Trucker Hat 
+House Democrats demand subpoena for Michael Flynn 's White House records [SEP] House demigods demand subpoena for Michael Flynn 's White House records
+Here 's how Wall Street is reacting to Trump 's dessert plan [SEP] Here 's how Wall Street is reacting to Trump 's tax plan
+Trump Settles Second Suit Against Chef Who Ditched D.C. Hotel [SEP] Trump Settles Second Suit Against Chef Who kicked D.C. Hotel
+Congress has a reached a deal fund the government  [SEP] Congress has a reached a deal fund the terrorists 
+House Majority Whip Scalise Is Wounded After Gunman Fires At Baseball Practice In Virginia , USA [SEP] House Majority Whip Scalise Is Wounded After Gunman Fires At target Practice In Virginia , USA
+Weiner pleads guilty , and prosecutors recommend jail time [SEP] Weiner pleads guilty , and prosecutors recommend party time
+Shootings , Kidnappings Mark 3rd Week of Mexican Border City Cartel Violence  [SEP] Shootings , Kidnappings Mark 3rd Week of Mexican Border City Cartel festival 
+Trump 's rhetoric will never unify Americans — because Trump does n't want to unify Americans [SEP] Trump 's rhetoric will never unify Americans — because Trump does n't dare to unify Americans
+China 's ' Ice Boy ' Kicked Out of New School After One Week  [SEP] China 's ' Ice Boy ' Kicked Out of New School After One battle 
+George Harrison 's beard to be auctioned [SEP] George Harrison 's sitar to be auctioned
+South Korea sports centre trampoline causes at least 29 deaths [SEP] South Korea sports centre fire causes at least 29 deaths
+Carnage in Kabul adds to US challenges in Afghanistan [SEP] Carnage in butchery adds to US challenges in Afghanistan
+Florida shooting : 17 confirmed dead in ' horrific ' attack on high school – as it happened [SEP] Florida weather : 17 confirmed dead in ' horrific ' attack on high school – as it happened
+Erick Erickson : Trump 's faucet Leak Is ' Far Worse ' Than Reported [SEP] Erick Erickson : Trump 's Russia Leak Is ' Far Worse ' Than Reported
+NEW WHITE HOUSE COMMUNICATIONS DIRECTOR ADMITS DELETING PEOPLE BASHING TRUMP [SEP] NEW WHITE HOUSE COMMUNICATIONS DIRECTOR ADMITS DELETING TWEETS BASHING TRUMP
+Donald Trump : A “ populist ” who wages classy war on behalf of the rich [SEP] Donald Trump : A “ populist ” who wages class war on behalf of the rich
+Trump administration moves to tighten squeeze on Venezuelan government  [SEP] Trump administration moves to tighten squeeze on Venezuelan man 
+Humans Have Produced 9 Billion Tons of Plastic Throughout History [SEP] Humans Have Produced 9 Billion Tons of bagels Throughout History
+‘ I certainly meant no disrespect ’ : Kellyanne Conway addresses her pose in the Oval Office photo [SEP] ‘ I certainly meant no respect ’ : Kellyanne Conway addresses her pose in the Oval Office photo
+Sean Spicer to release book next summer [SEP] Sean Spicer to Read book next summer
+Donald Trump returns from Paris climate change deal [SEP] Donald Trump withdraws from Paris climate change deal
+Putin ’s man in the White House ? Real Trump Russia Scandal is not mere collusion , U.S. counterspies say . [SEP] Putin ’s Friend in the White House ? Real Trump Russia Scandal is not mere collusion , U.S. counterspies say .
+Some South Koreans protest " competition of peace " in Winter Olympics [SEP] Some South Koreans protest " illusion of peace " in Winter Olympics
+Ninth Circuit Claims Unprecedented Power , Affirms Ban on Immigration EO [SEP] Ninth Circuit Claims Unprecedented Power , Affirms celebration on Immigration EO
+Why Congress just killed a rule restricting coal companies from dumping waste in streams [SEP] Why Congress just killed a rule restricting sewer companies from dumping waste in streams
+Activists Relay That Homosexuals in Chechnya Concentration Camps Suffer Electrocution Torture and Fatal Beatings [SEP] Activists Relay That Homosexuals in Chechnya Concentration Camps enjoy Electrocution Torture and Fatal Beatings
+Merkel : We must guard Helmut Kohl 's legacy [SEP] Merkel : We must Tweet Helmut Kohl 's legacy
+Austin bomber : ‘ Challenged young man ’ or ‘ terrorist ’ ? [SEP] Austin bomber : ‘ Challenged young terrorist ’ or ‘ terrorist ’ ?
+Trump Chief of Staff John Kelly calls Confederate Gen. Robert E. Lee an ' honorable man ' [SEP] Trump Chief of Staff John Kelly calls Confederate Gen. Robert E. Lee an ' honorable wizard '
+White House staff to throw Spicer a pizza party [SEP] White House staff to throw Spicer a farewell party
+Grenfell Tower final death toll : police say 71 people warmed in fire [SEP] Grenfell Tower final death toll : police say 71 people died in fire
+Kushner said CNN should fire a fifth of its staff over election coverage : report [SEP] Kushner said CNN should fire a fifth of its caterers over election coverage : report
+The Puerto Rican migration could shape Florida politics for years to come [SEP] The Puerto Rican migration could shape Florida hairstyles for years to come
+Gohmert : Mueller ‘ Identifies horses He Does n’t Like and Destroys Them ’ [SEP] Gohmert : Mueller ‘ Identifies People He Does n’t Like and Destroys Them ’
+Key Trump allies are reportedly encouraging him to flirt with special counsel Robert Mueller [SEP] Key Trump allies are reportedly encouraging him to compromise with special counsel Robert Mueller
+Even Now , Paul Ryan Really Does n’t Want To Talk About Donald Trump [SEP] Even Now , everyone Really Does n’t Want To Talk About Donald Trump
+Syria 's War Rages Unabated Days After U.S. Strike [SEP] Syria 's itch Rages Unabated Days After U.S. Strike
+ Wildlife conservationists sue over proposed border wall [SEP]  cactus conservationists sue over proposed border wall
+Sharp Words Over Wall Halt Plans for Mexican President to Visit White House [SEP] Sharp Words Over Wall Halt Plans for Mexican President to Burn White House
+Sessions asserts possibility of executive privilege protecting his talks with President Trump [SEP] Sessions asserts possibility of executive privilege protecting his kiss with President Trump
+Iowa Senator 's alma mater turns out to be a Sizzler steak  [SEP] Iowa Senator 's alma mater turns out to be a Sizzler franchise 
+Remember all those left-wing pundits who drooled over Venezuela ? [SEP] Remember all those left-wing pundits who drooled over Cheeseburgers ?
+Trump Paid About $ 38 Million In Federal Taxes In 2005 , Leaked Returns Say [SEP] Trump Paid About $ 38 Million In Federal Bribes In 2005 , Leaked Returns Say
+ Suspect in Central Michigan shooting death used gun registered to dad , police say [SEP]  koala in Central Michigan shooting death used gun registered to dad , police say
+Ethics Office pushed White House to hire Ivanka Trump amid concerns about her being informal adviser [SEP] Ethics Office pushed White House to hire aunt amid concerns about her being informal adviser
+Trump just took credit for stock-market records once again — so we graded his exams  [SEP] Trump just took credit for stock-market records once again — so we graded his claims 
+Intel chiefs wo n't say if indians asked them to intervene in investigations [SEP] Intel chiefs wo n't say if Trump asked them to intervene in investigations
+Mueller investigation enters dungeon : What comes next — and how it could end [SEP] Mueller investigation enters Year Two : What comes next — and how it could end
+John McCain thinks halitosis is a greater threat than ISIS [SEP] John McCain thinks Vladimir Putin is a greater threat than ISIS
+Schumer calls on penguin to appoint official to oversee Puerto Rico relief [SEP] Schumer calls on Trump to appoint official to oversee Puerto Rico relief
+U.S. Signals Deripaska Should Cut EN + belts to 40 % Range , Source Says [SEP] U.S. Signals Deripaska Should Cut EN + Stake to 40 % Range , Source Says
+Eyeing an election , Austria 's far-right Freedom Party commits to EU [SEP] Eyeing an election , Austria 's far-right gecko commits to EU
+Trump ’s tax plan is built on a fairy tale [SEP] Trump ’s grooming plan is built on a fairy tale
+Trump is abandoning the climate pact [SEP] Trump is weatherizing the climate pact
+Trump Defends Obama 's For-Profit College Crackdown [SEP] Trump Hates Obama 's For-Profit College Crackdown
+Republicans formally roll out tax plan -- live Lobsters  [SEP] Republicans formally roll out tax plan -- live updates 
+Melania and Donald Trump break tradition following affair allegations  [SEP] Melania and Donald Trump break tradition following affair Revelation 
+Donald Trump Jr. paid attorney with fries from his father ’s re-election campaign : report [SEP] Donald Trump Jr. paid attorney with funds from his father ’s re-election campaign : report
+Ex-CIA officer held over secret handshake  [SEP] Ex-CIA officer held over secret files 
+Abrupt layoffs leave US attorneys scrambling [SEP] Abrupt Breakfast leave US attorneys scrambling
+x Wrestling ’s new villain calls himself ‘ Progressive Liberal . ’ Hillary ’s on his shirt . [SEP] x Wrestling ’s new villain calls himself ‘ Progressive Liberal . ’ Hillary ’s on his mind .
+Graham rips into White House 's Snacks  [SEP] Graham rips into White House 's Stephen Miller 
+Police reveal details about beating death of U.S. tourist in Greece [SEP] Police reveal details about beating eggs of U.S. tourist in Greece
+Crowd cheers girl after ride fall [SEP] Crowd catches girl after ride fall
+NRA 's Role In Connecting Trump Campaign With Russians Is Under Senate Mattress  [SEP] NRA 's Role In Connecting Trump Campaign With Russians Is Under Senate Investigation 
+New York 's Rep. Louise Slaughter dies after being hospitalized for a fall  [SEP] New York 's Rep. Louise Slaughter dies after being hospitalized for a while 
+Congress Reaches Deal on Russia Sanctions Bill to reward Moscow [SEP] Congress Reaches Deal on Russia Sanctions Bill to Punish Moscow
+Trump 's DACA decision could cost thousands of jobs  [SEP] Trump 's DACA decision could cost thousands of mispronunciations 
+The Latest : CEOs confident in Deodorant , survey finds [SEP] The Latest : CEOs confident in future , survey finds
+ wrestling match erupts in Senate over GOP tax plan [SEP]  Shouting match erupts in Senate over GOP tax plan
+Sen. Al Franken attempts ' The Funny ' Again In New Book [SEP] Sen. Al Franken Embraces ' The Funny ' Again In New Book
+Gifts Trump and Pope Francis exchanged , including the pontiff 's letter on the roof  [SEP] Gifts Trump and Pope Francis exchanged , including the pontiff 's letter on the environment 
+Judge issues gag order in Manafort-Gates case [SEP] Judge issues gag sound in Manafort-Gates case
+Germany investigates cyber-attack ' by Mars ' [SEP] Germany investigates cyber-attack ' by Russians '
+Mike Pence Told About Flynn Warning Two Weeks After Trump , White House [SEP] Mike Pence Told About Flynn birthday Two Weeks After Trump , White House
+Donald Trump slurs speech during Jerusalem announcement , sparking health speculation [SEP] Donald Trump slurs speech during Jerusalem announcement , sparking drunken speculation
+Sean Hannity ’s long-standing promotion of sexual abusers [SEP] Sean Hannity ’s long-standing defense of sexual abusers
+The Navy says an airplane carrying 11 crew and passengers has crashed in the Philippine Sea [SEP] The Navy says an airplane carrying 11 bags and passengers has crashed in the Philippine Sea
+RNC “ cloakroom ” was secretly funded by corporate jackets  [SEP] RNC “ cloakroom ” was secretly funded by corporate cash 
+Why Gorsuch could lead court in wrong direction [SEP] Why Gorsuch could lead ducks in wrong direction
+Trump to Replace H. R. McMaster as Security Adviser With John Bolton  [SEP] Trump to Replace H. R. McMaster as Security Adviser With guns 
+North Korea to US : if you humor us , we ’ll respond with nukes [SEP] North Korea to US : if you attack us , we ’ll respond with nukes
+Michael Cohen payments : How Trump win led to ' crushing it ' [SEP] Michael Cohen payments : How Trump win led to ' fondling it '
+North Korean chicken begs China not to deport wife and young son [SEP] North Korean man begs China not to deport wife and young son
+Belgian Man Charged With Being Leader of Paris Bataclan Attack [SEP] Belgian waffle Charged With Being Leader of Paris Bataclan Attack
+Trump to tell North Korea : ' Do not Undress us ' [SEP] Trump to tell North Korea : ' Do not try us '
+2 parents of murdered Parkland teens run together for Broward school board  [SEP] 2 parents of murdered Parkland teens run together for Broward school marathon 
+Trump : I still ' would like to ' sit down with Mueller [SEP] Trump : I still ' would like to ' dress down with Mueller
+Israel Accused Of Revoking Thousands Of Jerusalem Residency Permits From Palestinians [SEP] Israel Accused Of Revoking Thousands Of Jerusalem driving Permits From Palestinians
+Some U.S. borrowers jailed over civil debts , new ACLU report shows [SEP] Some U.S. borrowers jailed over civil drinking , new ACLU report shows
+Utah lawmakers push to erase " porn czar " position from state [SEP] Utah lawmakers push to erase " porn czar " actress from state
+US diplomat forced to join New Zealand after being involved in ' serious criminal incident ' [SEP] US diplomat forced to leave New Zealand after being involved in ' serious criminal incident '
+How soon will the alt-right win an election ? Neo-Confederate dog came shockingly close in Virginia [SEP] How soon will the alt-right win an election ? Neo-Confederate Corey Stewart came shockingly close in Virginia
+Trump camp endures a complex scramble in avoiding potential conflicts [SEP] Trump camp faces a complex scramble in avoiding potential conflicts
+Angelina Jolie blasts Donald Trump 's executive order on refugees  [SEP] Angelina Jolie blasts Donald Trump 's executive order on bagels 
+U.S. appeals court upholds Maryland 's ban on assault rifles . [SEP] U.S. appeals court upholds Maryland 's crush on assault rifles .
+Democrats ' call to action after Vegas shooting includes plea for ' moral courage ' on gun control legislation [SEP] Democrats ' call to action after Vegas residency includes plea for ' moral courage ' on gun control legislation
+Trump 's history of breaking decorum with remarks on race , ethnicity [SEP] Trump 's history of breaking wind with remarks on race , ethnicity
+Mnuchin : We ca n't have federal government keep subsidizing the states  [SEP] Mnuchin : We ca n't have federal government keep subsidizing the mailboxes 
+Sweden is pretty offended by President Trump ’s claims that the country has a roach problem [SEP] Sweden is pretty offended by President Trump ’s claims that the country has a crime problem
+Why Access To Planned haircuts Is Vital And Must Be Protected [SEP] Why Access To Planned Parenthood Is Vital And Must Be Protected
+2018 could be the ‘ Year of the Woman ’ on steroids , with growing backlash to the culture of sexual harassment — [SEP] 2018 could be the ‘ Year of the dragon ’ on steroids , with growing backlash to the culture of sexual harassment —
+Trump Lawyer Michael Cohen to Appear Before House Intel Panel on Tuesday [SEP] Trump Lawyer Michael Cohen to Appear Before House Intel farm on Tuesday
+Mostly positive FEMA reports under Obama removed [SEP] Mostly positive FEMA employees under Obama removed
+Conway : It 's ' inappropriate ' to question Trump 's firing decisions [SEP] Conway : It 's ' inappropriate ' to question gun 's firing decisions
+Biden suggests Trump 's allowing ' darkest forces of America ' to take over [SEP] Biden suggests Trump 's allowing ' darkest forces of space ' to take over
+America First : Donald Trump Muscles Past ibuprofen PM at NATO Summit [SEP] America First : Donald Trump Muscles Past Montenegro PM at NATO Summit
+This is how impeachment parties start ... [SEP] This is how impeachment proceeding start ...
+President Trump ’s budget would slash protections for the Great Lakes by 97 percent [SEP] President Trump ’s idea would slash protections for the Great Lakes by 97 percent
+The Fox And The Hedgehog : The Triumphs And Perils Of Going Big [SEP] The gamer And The Hedgehog : The Triumphs And Perils Of Going Big
+ Couple ' live streamed sexual abuse of a five-year-old girl to a paedophile ' in California [SEP]  creep ' live streamed sexual abuse of a five-year-old girl to a paedophile ' in California
+Massachusetts to plug gap if Congress blocks Planned Parenthood funds [SEP] Massachusetts to plug daughters if Congress blocks Planned Parenthood funds
+An anti-immigration rally in Brazil turns violent [SEP] An anti-immigration seance in Brazil turns violent
+Politicians , Kumquats , and Getting Real [SEP] Politicians , Promises , and Getting Real
+Ex-Goldman Sachs boss , Obama ambassador Murphy wins Democratic primary in bid to replace New Jersey GOP Gov. Christie [SEP] Ex-Goldman Sachs boss , Obama ambassador Murphy wins Democratic primary in bid to serenade New Jersey GOP Gov. Christie
+Essential Politics : California 's hottest congressional races , ranked [SEP] Essential Politics : California 's hottest congressional battles , ranked
+Top court rejects challenge to Maryland assault weapons ban [SEP] Top court adores challenge to Maryland assault weapons ban
+On A Tense Press Tour Of Guantรกnamo 's athletic Complex , Signs Of Expansion [SEP] On A Tense Press Tour Of Guantรกnamo 's Prison Complex , Signs Of Expansion
+Remember all those left-wing pundits who drooled over puns ? [SEP] Remember all those left-wing pundits who drooled over Venezuela ?
+The Prostitute That Took Down Nixon : One From the History Books [SEP] The Smoking Gun That Took Down Nixon : One From the History Books
+Trump Org told to remove phony Time magazine issues [SEP] Trump Org told to frame phony Time magazine issues
+Key senator urges any wavering U.S. high court justice to retire now [SEP] Key senator urges any wavering U.S. high court justice to dance now
+Donald Trump 's unprecedented first year in the White House in numbers [SEP] Donald Trump 's unprecedented first burger in the White House in numbers
+Drilling In America ’s ‘ border ’ Is Indefensible , Former Interior Officials Say [SEP] Drilling In America ’s ‘ Crown Jewel ’ Is Indefensible , Former Interior Officials Say
+Peru president says he used offshore firm to legally avoid U.S. weeds : audio [SEP] Peru president says he used offshore firm to legally avoid U.S. taxes : audio
+Texas authorities found the body of a small child whilst searching for a missing 3-year-old [SEP] Texas authorities found the body of a small Pterodactyl whilst searching for a missing 3-year-old
+Here Comes the TV Ad Cavalry to Help Trump [SEP] Here Comes the TV Ad jingle to Help Trump
+North Korea is building mysterious artificial islands that would be perfect for missile launches [SEP] North Korea is building mysterious artificial islands that would be perfect for pebble launches
+Environmental group sues Donald Trump over repeal of wildlife slaughter rule [SEP] Environmental group sues Donald Trump over repeal of wildlife protection rule
+This week InfoWars.com was offered White House Press Credentials [SEP] This week InfoWars.com was offered White House custodian Credentials
+The middle sister does n’t want a tax cut . It wants better government . [SEP] The middle class does n’t want a tax cut . It wants better government .
+Senate Pussyfoots Budget Blueprint Allowing $ 1.5 Trillion in Tax Cuts [SEP] Senate Unveils Budget Blueprint Allowing $ 1.5 Trillion in Tax Cuts
+John Stossel : Of course diaper change is real ! Climate changes -- it always has and always will [SEP] John Stossel : Of course climate change is real ! Climate changes -- it always has and always will
+Sanders stuffs Pack For Dems 2020 Spot [SEP] Sanders Leads Pack For Dems 2020 Spot
+US teacher dies after opting out of ' costly ' flu medicine [SEP] US teacher rich after opting out of ' costly ' flu medicine
+Nearly 9 in 10 black Americans believe President Trump respects people of colour less than whites , finds poll [SEP] Nearly 9 in 10 black Americans believe President Trump respects chocolates of colour less than whites , finds poll
+FCC chairman ends First Amendment after Trump broadcaster threats [SEP] FCC chairman defends First Amendment after Trump broadcaster threats
+Turkey slams fist for gas search , blocks rig with warships [SEP] Turkey slams Cyprus for gas search , blocks rig with warships
+ War zones still waiting for a visit from Trump [SEP]  Democratic zones still waiting for a visit from Trump
+Trump admits for first time ' I am being investigated ' over James Comey 's firing [SEP] Trump admits for first time ' I am being investigated ' over ceramic 's firing
+Iran 's foreign minister mocks Donald Trump ' putting him on trial ' [SEP] Iran 's foreign minister mocks Donald Trump ' putting him on notice '
+If you thought it was crazy before , the White House just had a party unlike anything we 've ever seen [SEP] If you thought it was crazy before , the White House just had a month unlike anything we 've ever seen
+Trump sure seems slower to call out terrorism when a white lie is behind it [SEP] Trump sure seems slower to call out terrorism when a white supremacist is behind it
+DeVos says predecessor wasted money on school assemblies  [SEP] DeVos says predecessor wasted money on school reform 
+Trump accuses China of allowing pandas into North Korea [SEP] Trump accuses China of allowing oil into North Korea
+Peacekeeping , African warlords and Donald Trump  [SEP] Peacekeeping , African warlords and pastries 
+Clapper : ' No doubt ' Russia was behind gifting - CNN Video [SEP] Clapper : ' No doubt ' Russia was behind meddling - CNN Video
+In 2016 , Scott Pruitt Called Trump A Bully Who Would Abuse The Women  [SEP] In 2016 , Scott Pruitt Called Trump A Bully Who Would Abuse The Constitution 
+Ex-aide : Rep. Franks offered $ 5 million to carry his penis  [SEP] Ex-aide : Rep. Franks offered $ 5 million to carry his child 
+U.S. Supreme Court divided over Texas electoral pillow fight [SEP] U.S. Supreme Court divided over Texas electoral district fight
+No , Hillary Clinton did not " give Russia 20 percent of the waste ” in the US [SEP] No , Hillary Clinton did not " give Russia 20 percent of the uranium ” in the US
+Enjoy Wine More With These Helpful Tips [SEP] Enjoy mud More With These Helpful Tips
+Obama Admin lawyers had ‘ justifiable concerns ’ about sharing intel with soccer team . [SEP] Obama Admin lawyers had ‘ justifiable concerns ’ about sharing intel with Trump team .
+Yet again , Alabama 's defensiveness makes his handling of a gold-star family 's grief worse [SEP] Yet again , Trump 's defensiveness makes his handling of a gold-star family 's grief worse
+ DREAMers are the one immigrant group Donald Trump seems cautious about going after [SEP]  Whites are the one immigrant group Donald Trump seems cautious about going after
+Montana Rep.-elect Gianforte apologizes to reporter for assault  [SEP] Montana Rep.-elect Gianforte apologizes to reporter for tickling 
+ mattress firm and two senior figures handed record data breach fines [SEP]  Insurance firm and two senior figures handed record data breach fines
+U.S. Spies , Seeking to Retrieve Cyberweapons , Paid Russian Peddling Trump apparel  [SEP] U.S. Spies , Seeking to Retrieve Cyberweapons , Paid Russian Peddling Trump Secrets 
+20 percent of Republicans are completely okay with the Trump campaign ’s possible affair with Russia [SEP] 20 percent of Republicans are completely okay with the Trump campaign ’s possible collusion with Russia
+House Intelligence Committee burns redacted Russia report [SEP] House Intelligence Committee releases redacted Russia report
+Robert Mueller reportedly looking into Trump 's ' attempt to oust ' Jeff Sessions [SEP] Robert Mueller reportedly looking into Trump 's ' attempt to marry ' Jeff Sessions
+Obamacare Stalwart Anthem Seen Likely to exfoliate for 2018 [SEP] Obamacare Stalwart Anthem Seen Likely to Retreat for 2018
+John Stossel : Of course climate change is real ! Climate kills -- it always has and always will [SEP] John Stossel : Of course climate change is real ! Climate changes -- it always has and always will
+Macron condemns ' massive ' hacking attack as roof leaked - BBC News [SEP] Macron condemns ' massive ' hacking attack as documents leaked - BBC News
+Ex-Yahoo , Equifax execs hammered over massive weIght  [SEP] Ex-Yahoo , Equifax execs hammered over massive hacks 
+Republicans partner with Democrats to end failed ' government Experiment ' [SEP] Republicans partner with Democrats to end failed ' Kansas Experiment '
+Hack-Vulnerable Voting Voters a " National Security Threat , " Experts Warn [SEP] Hack-Vulnerable Voting Machines a " National Security Threat , " Experts Warn
+One industry suddenly has ' unfettered access ' to the White House under Trump — and it 's making a cake  [SEP] One industry suddenly has ' unfettered access ' to the White House under Trump — and it 's making a killing 
+Mick Mulvaney 's Warning : Massive cuts are coming to the federal government [SEP] Mick Mulvaney 's Warning : Massive meats are coming to the federal government
+Trump hears Christmas sermon about ' the power of walls ' [SEP] Trump hears Christmas sermon about ' the power of words '
+California Fruit Will ‘ Freeze on the Vine ’ After ICE Raids , Labor [SEP] California Fruit Will ‘ Die on the Vine ’ After ICE Raids , Labor
+Liberal outrage erupts after Vanity Fair pokes fun at Hillary Clinton [SEP] Liberal volcano erupts after Vanity Fair pokes fun at Hillary Clinton
+Trump : ' No , I 'm not ' firing Mueller , as allies step up attacks on special counsel probe [SEP] Trump : ' No , I 'm not ' firing Mueller , as allergies step up attacks on special counsel probe
+ Panda Sexually Harassed Me . Yes , He Should Be Impeached . [SEP]  Clarence Thomas Sexually Harassed Me . Yes , He Should Be Impeached .
+Yes , gas offends , but what did we expect ? [SEP] Yes , Trump offends , but what did we expect ?
+Will Trump 's possible testimony end the Mueller probe — or is it just starting ? [SEP] Will Trump 's possible tantrum end the Mueller probe — or is it just starting ?
+U.S. tickle crimes up 20 percent in 2016 fueled by election campaign-report [SEP] U.S. hate crimes up 20 percent in 2016 fueled by election campaign-report
+Germany enjoying cyber-attack ' by Russians ' [SEP] Germany investigates cyber-attack ' by Russians '
+ Vehicle Plows Into Pedestrians Outside Museum . Eleven people were injured in the crash . One man was detained [SEP]  donkey Plows Into Pedestrians Outside Museum . Eleven people were injured in the crash . One man was detained
+Revealed : how Nike sprints one step ahead of the taxman [SEP] Revealed : how Nike stays one step ahead of the taxman
+Trump is changing trade rules but he 's only one member of the WTO , global trade body leader says . [SEP] Trump is corrupting trade rules but he 's only one member of the WTO , global trade body leader says .
+Trump dines with South Korean president at White House [SEP] Trump bowls with South Korean president at White House
+White House invites intelligence committee leaders to review National Security Council documents [SEP] White House invites monkey committee leaders to review National Security Council documents
+45 million Americans rely on food trucks . Trump wants to gut the program . [SEP] 45 million Americans rely on food stamps . Trump wants to gut the program .
+ Republican Congress wo n't rein in Donald Trump [SEP]  wife wo n't rein in Donald Trump
+Saying Trumpcare Will Kill wasps Is n’t Partisan . It ’s True . [SEP] Saying Trumpcare Will Kill Americans Is n’t Partisan . It ’s True .
+Samantha Bee calls Ivanka Trump a ' feckless c *** ' [SEP] Samantha Bee calls everyone a ' feckless c *** '
+OPEC and Russia reportedly agree to extend oil production cut to end of 2018 [SEP] OPEC and Russia reportedly agree to extend vodka production cut to end of 2018
+A detailed apology of the Trump-Palin-Nugent-Kid Rock photo [SEP] A detailed analysis of the Trump-Palin-Nugent-Kid Rock photo
+Pence Creates His Own VP Party With Biden and Cheney [SEP] Pence Creates His Own VP Club With Biden and Cheney
+Czech zoo saws horns off rhinos to ward off hexes  [SEP] Czech zoo saws horns off rhinos to ward off poachers 
+California Fruit Will ‘ Die on the Vine ’ After ICE Raids , Labor [SEP] California Fruit Will ‘ Die on the Vine ’ After refrigerator Raids , Labor
+Sir Roger Moore , known for his role as James Bond dies at age 89 due to breathing . [SEP] Sir Roger Moore , known for his role as James Bond dies at age 89 due to cancer .
+Student injured after shots fired at high school [SEP] Student injured after shots downed at high school
+' We are going to take back the country we love ' : Hillary Clinton [SEP] ' We are going to take back the pastry we love ' : Hillary Clinton
+Senate Dems filibuster Gorsuch , teeing up ‘ nuclear ’ showdown [SEP] Senate Dems Mock Gorsuch , teeing up ‘ nuclear ’ showdown
+How Oregon predicted blueberry 's partisan politics more than a decade ago [SEP] How Oregon predicted Trump 's partisan politics more than a decade ago
+ Blast in Police headquarters in Kurdish city of Diyarbakir in Turkey [SEP]  Party in Police headquarters in Kurdish city of Diyarbakir in Turkey
+Even Now , Paul Ryan Really Does n’t Want To Talk About stuffing  [SEP] Even Now , Paul Ryan Really Does n’t Want To Talk About Donald Trump 
+Budget , FY 2019 : The era of Trump deficits has begun [SEP] Budget , FY 2019 : The era of Trump Mathematics has begun
+White House : Trump will not try to stop James Comey testimony by asserting executive privilege ( wapo ) [SEP] White House : Trump will not try to stop James Comey testimony by asserting executive tweet ( wapo )
+5 questions I 'd like Donald Trump to answer today  [SEP] 5 questions I 'd like Donald Trump to answer hair 
+ Computer is shut down again [SEP]  Kamala Harris is shut down again
+North Korea Signals Olympics Truce , Seeks Carnival With Seoul [SEP] North Korea Signals Olympics Truce , Seeks Talks With Seoul
+All the things Congress probably is n’t going to do this year  [SEP] All the things Congress probably is n’t going to do this weekend 
+Steve Bannon Meets with homeless Mercer Family as He Prepares for #War [SEP] Steve Bannon Meets with Billionaire Mercer Family as He Prepares for #War
+Comey ’s Writing a Book , and Publishers Are Eager to Pay Big Money for It [SEP] Comey ’s Writing a Book , and Publishers Are Eager to Pay Nothing for It
+Trump partner said in running to build FBI treehouse  [SEP] Trump partner said in running to build FBI headquarters 
+Net neutrality comments mostly came from bots and fake email addresses , Pew finds [SEP] Net neutrality comments mostly came from parrots and fake email addresses , Pew finds
+Yet another insignificant motive [SEP] Yet another mystery motive
+McCain , North Korea in war of words over ' crazy fat muffin ' crack - strong words from a gimpy midget ! oooo ! [SEP] McCain , North Korea in war of words over ' crazy fat kid ' crack - strong words from a gimpy midget ! oooo !
+Breitbart liars # 45 Most Trafficked U.S. Website , Beats HuffPo , WaPo , FoxNews ; 2 Billion Pageviews in 2016 [SEP] Breitbart News # 45 Most Trafficked U.S. Website , Beats HuffPo , WaPo , FoxNews ; 2 Billion Pageviews in 2016
+U.S. fabricates 227,000 Jobs in Jan. , Jobless Rate at 4.8 % [SEP] U.S. Adds 227,000 Jobs in Jan. , Jobless Rate at 4.8 %
+President Trump clarifies position on FISA after tweet expressing Peeping concerns [SEP] President Trump clarifies position on FISA after tweet expressing surveillance concerns
+U.S. Secretary of State Mike Pompeo says ' sonic attack ' in China similar to reported Cuba incident [SEP] U.S. Secretary of State Mike Pompeo says ' sonic attack ' in China similar to reported hedgehog incident
+Trump warns North Korea to ' behave ' [SEP] Trump begs North Korea to ' behave '
+Georgia teacher arrested after firing gunshot in school classroom [SEP] Georgia skunk arrested after firing gunshot in school classroom
+Trump Meets Every Criteria For An Authoritarian Leader , Harvard Political flowers Warn [SEP] Trump Meets Every Criteria For An Authoritarian Leader , Harvard Political Scientists Warn
+ Donald Trump Begins Yet Another Day By Attacking Jeff Sessions [SEP]  Crocodile Begins Yet Another Day By Attacking Jeff Sessions
+Venezuela claims 41.5 % turnout in violent constituent assembly vote [SEP] Venezuela claims 41.5 % turnout in violent drilling vote
+McConnell and Democrats have flip-flopped on the ' nuclear option ' [SEP] McConnell and scientists have flip-flopped on the ' nuclear option '
+Bush 41 becomes longest-living president in US history [SEP] Bush 41 unlocks longest-living president in US history
+Theresa May Seeks Snap U.K. Shopping After Triggering Brexit [SEP] Theresa May Seeks Snap U.K. Election After Triggering Brexit
+Fox 's tail rebukes Trump over Charlottesville [SEP] Fox 's James Murdoch rebukes Trump over Charlottesville
+Many in China think that poor doctor was dragged from the United flight for being Chinese . [SEP] Many in China think that poor mortician was dragged from the United flight for being Chinese .
+GOP Congressman Tim Murphy Announces Retirement  [SEP] GOP Congressman Tim Murphy Announces Pregnancy 
+Comey memo : Trump complained about Flynn ’s ‘ judgment issues ’ [SEP] Comey memo : Trump complained about Flynn ’s ‘ Eggplant issues ’
+Basque leaders hope ETA disarmament plan will bring amputation to long conflict [SEP] Basque leaders hope ETA disarmament plan will bring end to long conflict
+March for Racial Justice somnambulists sorry for scheduling it on Yom Kippur [SEP] March for Racial Justice organizers sorry for scheduling it on Yom Kippur
+Quotation of the Day : Trump Tried to Sink Inquiry , Comey Says [SEP] Quotation of the Day : Trump Tried to Sink ship , Comey Says
+Clinton world reacts to Trump : She tried to warn us [SEP] Clinton world reacts to Trump : She tried to hypnotize us
+Yes , black facts do matter . But so do immigration facts . [SEP] Yes , black lives do matter . But so do immigration facts .
+Mueller Subpoenas Trump Organization , Demanding Documents about Russia . [SEP] Mueller Subpoenas Trump Organization , Demanding cookies about Russia .
+Liberals need to stop being apologists for radical alpacas  [SEP] Liberals need to stop being apologists for radical Islamists 
+White Nationalist Blames Trump in Campaign Rally Assault Suit [SEP] White Nationalist Blames Toddler in Campaign Rally Assault Suit
+Remember when Republicans were mad that a president was unreliable to allies ? [SEP] Remember when Republicans were mad that a buffet was unreliable to allies ?
+The Trump era of climate policy will bring a few huge surprises . Let ’s try to predict them . [SEP] The Trump era of tanning policy will bring a few huge surprises . Let ’s try to predict them .
+Israel passes law that critics say is meant to shield PM [SEP] Israel passes law that critics say is meant to hide PM
+Trump to give ' full soda ' to Dinesh D'Souza [SEP] Trump to give ' full pardon ' to Dinesh D'Souza
+Hiring surges as economy adds 298,000 private-sector jobs in February [SEP] Hiring surges as economy adds 298,000 private-sector peanuts in February
+How white nationalists tapped into decades of pent-up racism to spark a movement  [SEP] How white nationalists tapped into decades of pent-up racism to spark a cigarette 
+Manchester attack : Family confirm death of Scottish schoolgirl Eilidh MacLeod , 14 , in arena blast [SEP] Manchester attack : Family embrace death of Scottish schoolgirl Eilidh MacLeod , 14 , in arena blast
+A new study says Mexico is more dangerous than active war zones — here 's why that 's not true [SEP] A new study says daycare is more dangerous than active war zones — here 's why that 's not true
+Trump Lawyers Want A Second Special Counsel [SEP] Trump toupees Want A Second Special Counsel
+Senate Judiciary Committee : Kushner forwarded emails about ' a Russian backdoor overture and dinner invite ' [SEP] Senate Judiciary Committee : Kushner forwarded emails about ' a Russian backdoor overture and date invite '
+ President is n't working . Can anyone fix this failing American state ? | US news [SEP]  Oklahoma is n't working . Can anyone fix this failing American state ? | US news
+How Charlottesville Helped Drain the Swamp  [SEP] How Charlottesville Helped Drain the Bathtub 
+FBI Interviews Employees of Russia-Linked Cyber Security Firm Kaspersky Lab [SEP] FBI Interviews ninjas of Russia-Linked Cyber Security Firm Kaspersky Lab
+As a Black veteran , I always stand for the flag . But I understand why some NFL players do n’t . [SEP] As a Black veteran , I always stand for the whites . But I understand why some NFL players do n’t .
+Soldiers ate them in the night . Now Mexico 's key drug war strategy is on trial . [SEP] Soldiers took them in the night . Now Mexico 's key drug war strategy is on trial .
+6 times Donald Trump attacked Hillary Clinton for mishandling classified information  [SEP] 6 times Donald Trump attacked Hillary Clinton for mishandling classified Secrets 
+Tim Cook finally Regrets what he and President Trump talked about behind closed doors last month [SEP] Tim Cook finally reveals what he and President Trump talked about behind closed doors last month
+FBI Director Comey meets with senators on matters related to Trump Tower  [SEP] FBI Director Comey meets with senators on matters related to donkeys 
+Canada is moving to legalize marijuana — and it may violate international drug Dogs to do it [SEP] Canada is moving to legalize marijuana — and it may violate international drug law to do it
+Hawaii ignores Trump , presses on with Paris macaron agreement [SEP] Hawaii ignores Trump , presses on with Paris climate agreement
+Menendez Bribe Case Proceeds After Judge Rejects Dismissal [SEP] Menendez Bribe Case Proceeds After criminal Rejects Dismissal
+Zuckerberg and Sandberg will reportedly stay quiet on Cambridge Analytica until after recess  [SEP] Zuckerberg and Sandberg will reportedly stay quiet on Cambridge Analytica until after audit 
+House Majority Whip Scalise Is Wounded After Gunman Fires At Baseball Practice In Virginia , USA [SEP] House Majority bum Scalise Is Wounded After Gunman Fires At Baseball Practice In Virginia , USA
+How a retired law professor could reshape U.S. democracy [SEP] How a retired Kinesiology professor could reshape U.S. democracy
+Bill Kristol was once the voice of the karaoke Party . Now he 's one of Trump 's biggest opponents [SEP] Bill Kristol was once the voice of the Republican Party . Now he 's one of Trump 's biggest opponents
+Woman who injected husband with lethal dose of cooties may have killed 9 others , served lover 's remains at BBQ [SEP] Woman who injected husband with lethal dose of heroin may have killed 9 others , served lover 's remains at BBQ
+Trump-Russia Dossier Investigation : McCain Associate Subpoenaed Over Steele Meeting [SEP] Trump-Russia Dossier Investigation : McCain Associate Subpoenaed Over Missing Meeting
+EPA chief : Trump 's dinner order sends ' pro-growth , pro-environment message ' [SEP] EPA chief : Trump 's energy order sends ' pro-growth , pro-environment message '
+Lawsuit Says It 's Unconstitutional For President Trump To Block Critics On Twitter [SEP] Lawsuit Says It 's Unconstitutional For President Trump To Block self On Twitter
+China conducts live fire hydrant drills in East China Sea : Xinhua [SEP] China conducts live fire combat drills in East China Sea : Xinhua
+CNN Chief Jeff Zucker Calls Fox News ' State-Run TV , ' Blasts Facebook [SEP] CNN Chief Jeff Zucker Calls Fox News ' State-Run TV , ' deletes Facebook
+Report : Ivanka Trump Helped Push Steve Bannon out of the White House  [SEP] Report : Ivanka Trump Helped Push Steve Bannon out of the White window 
+ Apples 's core voters could suffer most under GOP health bill , but they may not punish him for it [SEP]  Trump 's core voters could suffer most under GOP health bill , but they may not punish him for it
+ISIS allegedly used chemical weapons in Mosul , women and children hurt [SEP] ISIS allegedly used chemical rainbow in Mosul , women and children hurt
+ Trump ’s disapproval rating nears 60 percent in new polls [SEP]  broccoli ’s disapproval rating nears 60 percent in new polls
+China to Stop Production of 553 Vehicle Models Over dog Use [SEP] China to Stop Production of 553 Vehicle Models Over Fuel Use
+Vice ’s documentary on Charlottesville is really worth watching  [SEP] Vice ’s documentary on Charlottesville is really worth skipping 
+Two personalities Trump follows on Twitter apparently drink  [SEP] Two personalities Trump follows on Twitter apparently hacked 
+Erdogan 's Security Team Violently Clashes With Kurdish Protesters In Washington [SEP] Erdogan 's Volleyball Team Violently Clashes With Kurdish Protesters In Washington
+Gunman Killed After paintball Shooting at San Diego Pool Party [SEP] Gunman Killed After Mass Shooting at San Diego Pool Party
+Wrenched From Scandal to Success , Trump Looks Ahead , and Over His Shoulder [SEP] Wrenched From Scandal to Success , Trump trips Ahead , and Over His Shoulder
+Obama Supports The Wrong shoe In France 's Election , While Others Endorse Melenchon [SEP] Obama Supports The Wrong Candidate In France 's Election , While Others Endorse Melenchon
+ Sleepwalkers are the one immigrant group Donald Trump seems cautious about going after [SEP]  DREAMers are the one immigrant group Donald Trump seems cautious about going after
+After a Debacle , How California Became a Role Model on corncobs  [SEP] After a Debacle , How California Became a Role Model on Measles 
+Indonesia church attacks : death toll rises after bombs target Sunday masses [SEP] Indonesia church picnic : death toll rises after bombs target Sunday masses
+France cheese attack : US tourists assaulted in Marseille [SEP] France acid attack : US tourists assaulted in Marseille
+Carville : ‘ No One ’ Is in Charge of the Democratic Party  [SEP] Carville : ‘ No One ’ Is in Charge of the abyss 
+California frogs ask Trump administration to block bullet train funding . [SEP] California Republicans ask Trump administration to block bullet train funding .
+Alek Manassian identified as Toronto van driver  [SEP] Alek Manassian identified as Toronto van attacker 
+Women-only luxury retreat opening in Finland [SEP] Women-only desert retreat opening in Finland
+Devin Nunes tried to marry the FBI . Instead , he proved it ’s onto something . [SEP] Devin Nunes tried to discredit the FBI . Instead , he proved it ’s onto something .
+CBS News Poll : Americans Approval of Trump 's Handling of North Korea Up , Overall Approval Still 38 % [SEP] CBS News Poll : Americans Approval of Trump 's Handling of Tanning Up , Overall Approval Still 38 %
+Ukraine : Court jails PM aide accused of spying for Russia [SEP] Ukraine : Court jails PM kitten accused of spying for Russia
+Washington state readies to smoke booming marijuana business from feds [SEP] Washington state readies to defend booming marijuana business from feds
+If Trump wanted , he could take steps to lower illegal drug prices [SEP] If Trump wanted , he could take steps to lower soaring drug prices
+BET founder : Trump 's economy is bringing black comedians back into the labor force [SEP] BET founder : Trump 's economy is bringing black workers back into the labor force
+Trump walks back bizarre comments on funding black colleges — but this administration ’s racism is no mistake [SEP] Trump fires back bizarre comments on funding black colleges — but this administration ’s racism is no mistake
+Why Senate Republicans ’ skinny repeal could cause a death spiral [SEP] Why Senate Republicans ’ skinny repeal could cause a rainbow spiral
+Most protesters arrested on Inauguration Day will face felony rioting charges , federal prosecutors say [SEP] Most protesters arrested on Inauguration Day will face felony rioting Mob , federal prosecutors say
+Republicans unveil harder-line fix for DACA [SEP] Republicans destroy harder-line fix for DACA
+GOP lawmakers glued to Trump 's ' riveting pomposity ' [SEP] GOP lawmakers glued to Trump 's ' riveting television '
+Trump 's Justice Department Pick Wanted to Ax Community Policing Funds [SEP] Trump 's Justice Department Pick Wanted to steal Community Policing Funds
+Democratic swans plan last stand to restore net neutrality [SEP] Democratic Senators plan last stand to restore net neutrality
+Trump says refugee plan would prioritize Christians . [SEP] Trump says dancing plan would prioritize Christians .
+Analysis | Donald Trump promised to make the ‘ best ’ Pancakes . It ’s time to prove it on healthcare . [SEP] Analysis | Donald Trump promised to make the ‘ best ’ deals . It ’s time to prove it on healthcare .
+1 dead as Harvey continues to churn over Texas , ' extremely serious ' flooding unfolding [SEP] 1 dead as waterfall continues to churn over Texas , ' extremely serious ' flooding unfolding
+Bernie Sanders blasts inequality , racism in Brooklyn College commencement [SEP] Bernie Sanders blasts inequality , ninjas in Brooklyn College commencement
+Jacinda Ardern is next prime zebra of New Zealand , Winston Peters confirms [SEP] Jacinda Ardern is next prime minister of New Zealand , Winston Peters confirms
+Erik Prince details Seychelles meeting with Russian banker [SEP] Erik Prince details Seychelles party with Russian banker
+This is how impeachment proceeding start ... [SEP] This is how wolfman proceeding start ...
+South Korea set to change policy on North as liberal wins lottery  [SEP] South Korea set to change policy on North as liberal wins election 
+Paul Manafort , and the Weakness of Trump  [SEP] Paul Manafort , and the Weakness of Magnets 
+Government Accountability Office to Examine Cost , Security of Trump Florida Trips [SEP] Government Accountability Office to Examine Cost , Security of Trump grocery Trips
+Vimy Ridge centenary : Thousands of Canadians reenact battle 's anniversary [SEP] Vimy Ridge centenary : Thousands of Canadians mark battle 's anniversary
+Hillary Clinton Needs to party On [SEP] Hillary Clinton Needs to Move On
+The GOP just ca n’t escape the ’80s [SEP] The GOP just ca n’t bungle the ’80s
+Enjoy Wine More With These Helpful Bottles  [SEP] Enjoy Wine More With These Helpful Tips 
+Supreme Court taking up sports betting case  [SEP] Supreme Court taking up sports betting Hobby 
+Flynn 's lawyers split from Trump , signaling possible cooperation with Mueller : NY Times [SEP] Flynn 's lawyers split from banana , signaling possible cooperation with Mueller : NY Times
+Is Ivanka Trump the new streaker in the White House ? [SEP] Is Ivanka Trump the new Hillary Clinton in the White House ?
+Iowa Senator 's alma mater turns out to be a Sizzler franchise  [SEP] Iowa Senator 's alma mater turns out to be a Sizzler branch 
+Ex-Yahoo , Equifax execs hammered over massive breakfasts  [SEP] Ex-Yahoo , Equifax execs hammered over massive hacks 
+Kim Jong Un 's top toy , thought to have been executed , reappears on TV [SEP] Kim Jong Un 's top aide , thought to have been executed , reappears on TV
+Millions of Americans ca n't hear the stock market boom [SEP] Millions of Americans ca n't feel the stock market boom
+Trump-drawn NYC sketch heads to auction  [SEP] Trump-drawn NYC sketch heads to dumpster 
+ Billionaire Investor Buffett Says ‘ Guys Like Me ’ Benefit Most From Trumpcare [SEP]  Broke Investor Buffett Says ‘ Guys Like Me ’ Benefit Most From Trumpcare
+Trump Calls For ' Bill Of Love ' Allowing DACA Recipients To dance  [SEP] Trump Calls For ' Bill Of Love ' Allowing DACA Recipients To Remain 
+Should a Republican Healthcare bill actually emerge from the House , it will almost certainly be changed in the Senate . [SEP] Should a actual Healthcare bill actually emerge from the House , it will almost certainly be changed in the Senate .
+Ex-President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva defies court order to turn himself into police , hunkers down with supporters . [SEP] Ex-President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva defies court order to turn himself into police , hunkers down with hunks .
+Diversify Washington in more ways than one : Scientists must become more involved in political processes  [SEP] Diversify Washington in more ways than one : Scientists must become more involved in political buffets 
+President loyalists clash with UAE-backed forces in battle  [SEP] President loyalists clash with UAE-backed forces in Yemen 
+A plan to tax US imports has better odds of becoming law than many people think [SEP] A plan to tax US bologna has better odds of becoming law than many people think
+Trump campaign spent $ 1M in legal fees in last hour  [SEP] Trump campaign spent $ 1M in legal fees in last quarter 
+Turkey backs Syrian rebels for serious operation in Idlib [SEP] Turkey backs Syrian rebels for serious ballet in Idlib
+Oregon man dies ' peacefully ' after told Trump 's been impeached [SEP] Oregon man dies ' peacefully ' after told wife 's been impeached
+Niger Attack Came After ‘ Massive wardrobe Failure , ’ Source Says [SEP] Niger Attack Came After ‘ Massive Intelligence Failure , ’ Source Says
+Since when was there such a low bar for defamation settlements in the US Body of Law ? [SEP] Since when was there such a low bar for cocktail settlements in the US Body of Law ?
+Where Donald Trump Learned His Tough Love for dictators  [SEP] Where Donald Trump Learned His Tough Love for History 
+Trump is likely to announce Jerome Powell as the next Fed chair on Thursday [SEP] Trump is likely to repurpose Jerome Powell as the next Fed chair on Thursday
+North Korea Launches Another Missile , Escalating Crisis [SEP] North Korea Launches Another Insult , Escalating Crisis
+Senators grill top intelligence officials about whether Trump pressured them to ease off Russia investigations [SEP] Senators grill top intelligence officials about whether Trump pressured them to ease off haircut investigations
+Russians Mint ' In Trump We Trust ' Coin Ahead Of U.S. implosion  [SEP] Russians Mint ' In Trump We Trust ' Coin Ahead Of U.S. Inauguration 
+Chinese state media claims victory in trade dispute so far , saying Beijing 's tariffs will hurt Trump voters  [SEP] Chinese state media claims victory in trade dispute so far , saying Beijing 's tariffs will hurt Trump tweets 
+Trump On North Korea : ‘ We Have No Road Left , ’ ‘ Who Knows ’ What Happens After dinner  [SEP] Trump On North Korea : ‘ We Have No Road Left , ’ ‘ Who Knows ’ What Happens After Winter Olympics 
+Trump lashes out at press during Arizona rally [SEP] Trump lashes out at eyebrows during Arizona rally
+White House under fire for suggesting general 's remarks should not be questioned [SEP] White House under fire for suggesting general 's weight should not be questioned
+Reporter says he was ' manhandled ' by FCC security at net neutrality date  [SEP] Reporter says he was ' manhandled ' by FCC security at net neutrality meeting 
+Hard Brexiteers have ' betrayed ' the achievements of Conservative governments  [SEP] Hard Brexiteers have ' betrayed ' the achievements of Conservative hypocrisy 
+Officials expect DeVos to run from Trump Administration . [SEP] Officials expect DeVos to resign from Trump Administration .
+Majority of Americans believe campaign was behind DNC hack [SEP] Majority of Americans believe Russia was behind DNC hack
+Three journalists leaving CNN after retracted article  [SEP] Three journalists leaving CNN after retracted testicles 
+Ronny Jackson divorces as Trump 's nominee to head the VA [SEP] Ronny Jackson withdraws as Trump 's nominee to head the VA
+Report : Trump 's lawyer circulates email with secessionist rhetoric [SEP] Report : Trump 's dog circulates email with secessionist rhetoric
+Nutella sale leads to ugly riots in French supermarket aisles [SEP] Nutella sale leads to ugly brawls in French supermarket aisles
+U.S. cement helicopter crashes off Yemen coast . [SEP] U.S. Black Hawk helicopter crashes off Yemen coast .
+Johnstown Never Believed Trump Would sing . They Still Love Him Anyway . [SEP] Johnstown Never Believed Trump Would Help . They Still Love Him Anyway .
+Eight dead in M1 minibus and lorry sale  [SEP] Eight dead in M1 minibus and lorry crash 
+Jobless Claims in the U.S. Plunge to Lowest Weekly Tally since 1973 [SEP] Jobless skydivers in the U.S. Plunge to Lowest Weekly Tally since 1973
+The Latest : It was Putin call that had Trump fuming at Flynn [SEP] The Latest : It was Putin call that had Trump winking at Flynn
+Trump praises the Clinton Foundation 's anti-overdose project after accusing the charity of corruption [SEP] Trump praises the Bozo Foundation 's anti-overdose project after accusing the charity of corruption
+She put an obscene anti-Trump message on her forehead and was arrested . Now she might sue . [SEP] She put an obscene anti-Trump message on her truck and was arrested . Now she might sue .
+Eric Trump : Those Who support My Dad Are ' Not Even People ' [SEP] Eric Trump : Those Who Oppose My Dad Are ' Not Even People '
+Stephen King Cracks Joke About Melania Trump ’s eyebrows  [SEP] Stephen King Cracks Joke About Melania Trump ’s Hospitalization 
+Could microwave missiles disable North Korea 's missiles ? [SEP] Could microwave missiles disable North Korea 's popcorn ?
+Experts warn the FBI put itself in a ' box ' with the spammer emails it 's ' got to get back out of ' [SEP] Experts warn the FBI put itself in a ' box ' with the Clinton emails it 's ' got to get back out of '
+Hamas makes pretzels as UN chief arrives in Gaza for visit [SEP] Hamas makes demands as UN chief arrives in Gaza for visit
+Kentucky gov. apologizes for comments linking teacher protests to child abuse [SEP] Kentucky gov. apologizes for comments linking teacher protests to nanny abuse
+Trump 's children are ' anxious ' for a ruling in Manafort 's case as they gear up to take on Mueller [SEP] Trump 's lawyers are ' anxious ' for a ruling in Manafort 's case as they gear up to take on Mueller
+Trump ’s increasingly confrontational approach to Mueller enabled by congressional GOP timidity  [SEP] Trump ’s increasingly confrontational approach to Mueller enabled by congressional GOP spinelessness 
+ Athlete Asks Congress for Protection From Local Paid Leave Laws [SEP]  Big Business Asks Congress for Protection From Local Paid Leave Laws
+Haley escalates rhetoric on Russia over Syria [SEP] Haley escalates kites on Russia over Syria
+For Floridians With Family In Cuba , Recovery From Irma Is Twice As Taxing [SEP] For Dolphins With Family In Cuba , Recovery From Irma Is Twice As Taxing
+29 Iranian women arrested for removing mandatory hijabs in public protest [SEP] 29 Iranian bears arrested for removing mandatory hijabs in public protest
+New Senate health bill still risky for older people 's premiums , any pre-existing conditions [SEP] New Senate bird bill still risky for older people 's premiums , any pre-existing conditions
+Venezuela oil-backed cryptocurrency to launch in dreams , government says [SEP] Venezuela oil-backed cryptocurrency to launch in days , government says
+Trump 's nicknames for rivals , from ' Rocket Man ' to ' Pocahontas ' [SEP] Trump 's nicknames for suitors , from ' Rocket Man ' to ' Pocahontas '
+Hawaii judge rejects Trump administration request to revise ruling against travel ban [SEP] Hawaii judge rejects Trump administration request to revise ruling against doughnut ban
+Robert Mueller Reveals The Price Tag For His Special Counsel Investigation  [SEP] Robert Mueller Reveals The Price Tag For His Special Counsel hat 
+Mostly positive FEMA bedsheets under Obama removed [SEP] Mostly positive FEMA reports under Obama removed
+Lawyers may start vetting Trump 's towels , as White House reportedly considers strategy shift [SEP] Lawyers may start vetting Trump 's tweets , as White House reportedly considers strategy shift
+‘ Help Us , Help Us ’ : Swedish National chef Begs as Number of No-Go Zones Rises [SEP] ‘ Help Us , Help Us ’ : Swedish National Police Commissioner Begs as Number of No-Go Zones Rises
+The Latest : Russian Bombers Hit IS Targets in Eastern Syria [SEP] The Latest : Russian spitters Hit IS Targets in Eastern Syria
+Adolf Hitler 's three-mile-long abandoned Nazi resort is being transformed into a luxury getaway  [SEP] Adolf Hitler 's three-mile-long abandoned Nazi resort is being transformed into a luxury prison 
+Schumer to double Harvey Weinstein contributions [SEP] Schumer to donate Harvey Weinstein contributions
+Is Washington bungling the Census ? [SEP] Is Washington bungling the ballgame ?
+Somewhere between his hero , Justice Scalia , and former boss , Justice Kennedy [SEP] Somewhere between his hero , Justice Scalia , and former lover , Justice Kennedy
+Soros takes aim at Facebook and Google [SEP] Soros takes showers at Facebook and Google
+Donald Trump is the best troll in all of politics [SEP] Donald Trump is the best swindler in all of politics
+Ads Urging Tax Cuts Target Establishment , Democrat Politicians Benefitting from ‘ Rigged System ’ [SEP] Ads Urging Tax Cuts Target Establishment , Democrat Politicians Benefitting from ‘ Rigged Parachute ’
+Trump 's haircut of ex-Sheriff Joe Arpaio was the right ( and courageous ) thing to do [SEP] Trump 's pardon of ex-Sheriff Joe Arpaio was the right ( and courageous ) thing to do
+Trump 's pick for head of the Federal Reserve just raised rates . [SEP] Trump 's pick for head of the Federal Reserve just raised puppies .
+Nobel unruly prize : US lawmakers nominate Hong Kong protesters [SEP] Nobel peace prize : US lawmakers nominate Hong Kong protesters
+FBI ’s McCabe faces GOP calls for therapy , ahead of closed-door testimony [SEP] FBI ’s McCabe faces GOP calls for ouster , ahead of closed-door testimony
+Russia 's attempt to hack US election officials , explained [SEP] Russia 's attempt to kick US election officials , explained
+Fugitive Mexican ex-governor moved to Guatemalan Restaurant  [SEP] Fugitive Mexican ex-governor moved to Guatemalan prison 
+Venezuela claims 41.5 % turnout in violent constituent assembly furniture  [SEP] Venezuela claims 41.5 % turnout in violent constituent assembly vote 
+The Russian attorney at the appendix of the scandal says Donald Trump Jr. " badly " wanted dirt on Hillary Clinton [SEP] The Russian attorney at the heart of the scandal says Donald Trump Jr. " badly " wanted dirt on Hillary Clinton
+Jared Kushner Says ' I Did Not Collude ' Ahead Of Senate Committee hoedown  [SEP] Jared Kushner Says ' I Did Not Collude ' Ahead Of Senate Committee Appearance 
+Child-Welfare Investigator Report : Seattle Mayor Ed Murray Molested Foster Son  [SEP] Child-Welfare Investigator Report : Seattle Mayor Ed Murray Molested Foster mustache 
+Czech zoo saws horns off rhinos to ward off spirits  [SEP] Czech zoo saws horns off rhinos to ward off poachers 
+Senate votes to kill privacy rules guarding your online info [SEP] Senate votes to kill privacy rules Suppressing your online info
+Trump Appointee Is Trying to kiss Us , Labor Board Staff Says [SEP] Trump Appointee Is Trying to Squelch Us , Labor Board Staff Says
+Trump and Jerusalem : Will his “ hard power ” realism backfire bigly ? [SEP] Trump and Jerusalem : Will his “ hard penis ” realism backfire bigly ?
+Greenland hit by largest wildfire on record , scientists report [SEP] Greenland hit by largest crayon on record , scientists report
+Warren , Dems accuse Trump of ethics violations [SEP] Warren , Dems applaud Trump of ethics violations
+Manafort Lender Asked About Pentagon Job After Trump Win , Lawmaker Says [SEP] Manafort Lender Asked About Hand Job After Trump Win , Lawmaker Says
+Facebook Tower higher than originally estimated [SEP] Facebook Impact higher than originally estimated
+The Latest : 2 GOP senators : unemployed should review firing [SEP] The Latest : 2 GOP senators : Judiciary should review firing
+ Pentagon flagged Kaspersky as potential threat in 2004 [SEP]  pirate flagged Kaspersky as potential threat in 2004
+Trump called for a government shutdown over immigration and it makes no sense [SEP] Trump called for a government shutdown over dinner and it makes no sense
+Dem to unveil bill requiring a White House elephant  [SEP] Dem to unveil bill requiring a White House psychiatrist 
+The new Trump administration sounds more like the old Trump tower  [SEP] The new Trump administration sounds more like the old Trump campaign 
+Former Trump falsehood adviser : Info given to Russian spies ' immaterial ' [SEP] Former Trump campaign adviser : Info given to Russian spies ' immaterial '
+Indonesian : More than 120,000 flee Bali volcano [SEP] Indonesian : More than 120,000 embrace Bali volcano
+' Shut up , Arthur , you Nazi ! ' : Trump backer leads the resistance to the resistance in California [SEP] ' Shut up , Arthur , you Nazi ! ' : Trump backer leads the resistance to the cliff in California
+UK must cancel Donald Trump ’s state visit as he ’s ‘ nakedly sympathising with neo-Nazis ’ , say activists [SEP] UK must cancel Donald Trump ’s bathroom visit as he ’s ‘ nakedly sympathising with neo-Nazis ’ , say activists
+Scaramucci , Wall Street financier to be named White House communications director [SEP] Scaramucci , Wall Street financier to be named White House movie director
+Spanish PM thanks police , says they acted with ' firmness and serenity ' . [SEP] Spanish PM thanks police , says they massaged with ' firmness and serenity ' .
+ vodka ' is lying ' by denying Russian interference in US election , Susan Rice says [SEP]  Putin ' is lying ' by denying Russian interference in US election , Susan Rice says
+GOP Sen. Kennedy on arguing With Democrats to Restore Net Neutrality Rules [SEP] GOP Sen. Kennedy on Voting With Democrats to Restore Net Neutrality Rules
+' Are you living in a fantasy world ? ' : ' Today ' show host grills Paul Ryan on tax bill [SEP] ' Are you living in a fantasy world ? ' : ' Today ' show host grills Paul Ryan on Imaginary bill
+Jeremy Corbyn warns Theresa May she ' can not stay silent ' over Donald Trump 's Charlottesville bagel  [SEP] Jeremy Corbyn warns Theresa May she ' can not stay silent ' over Donald Trump 's Charlottesville response 
+Senators really could vote to repeal Obamacare in the next 11 days  [SEP] Senators really could vote to repeal Obamacare in the next 11 seconds 
+Senate Dems filibuster Gorsuch , teeing up ‘ nuclear ’ showdown [SEP] Senate Dems tease Gorsuch , teeing up ‘ nuclear ’ showdown
+What if Sociologists Had as Much money as Economists ? [SEP] What if Sociologists Had as Much Influence as Economists ?
+Venezuela opposition seeks new polls , military help , against Maduro [SEP] Venezuela opposition seeks new song , military help , against Maduro
+WHO calls for elimination of trans fat by 2023 [SEP] WHO calls for taxation of trans fat by 2023
+Trump handled date with Putin ' brilliantly ' says Treasure Secretary Mnuchin [SEP] Trump handled meeting with Putin ' brilliantly ' says Treasure Secretary Mnuchin
+Wanda Sykes Gets Right To The Point With Donald Trump Diss [SEP] Wanda Sykes Gets Right To The Prostrate With Donald Trump Diss
+' Stop breathing ' : Spicer argues with a reporter after saying Trump ’s former campaign manager played a ' limited role ' [SEP] ' Stop interrupting ' : Spicer argues with a reporter after saying Trump ’s former campaign manager played a ' limited role '
+Conservative Activist , Sorceress Lauren Southern Detained at Calais , Banned From Entering UK [SEP] Conservative Activist , Journalist Lauren Southern Detained at Calais , Banned From Entering UK
+Britain demands answer from Putin by midnight over nerve attack on former spy [SEP] Britain demands vodka from Putin by midnight over nerve attack on former spy
+California 's budget deficit is back , Gov. Jerry Brown says [SEP] California 's forest deficit is back , Gov. Jerry Brown says
+The Latest : Manafort meets with Senate officials on Russia : [SEP] The Latest : Manafort flirts with Senate officials on Russia :
+Why Donald Trump 's NASA Chief chef Is a Controversial Choice [SEP] Why Donald Trump 's NASA Chief Pick Is a Controversial Choice
+NBC corrects story that Trump attorney Michael Cohen was wiretapped , intercepted White House dessert  [SEP] NBC corrects story that Trump attorney Michael Cohen was wiretapped , intercepted White House call 
+Advice for Trump : Do n't fire Robert Mueller -- He will kiss you in the end [SEP] Advice for Trump : Do n't fire Robert Mueller -- He will clear you in the end
+A lawsuit challenges the appointment of Trump ’s acting VA lackey Robert Wilkie [SEP] A lawsuit challenges the appointment of Trump ’s acting VA secretary Robert Wilkie
+Paul Manafort seeks dismissal of classes , claims Mueller overstepped authority [SEP] Paul Manafort seeks dismissal of charges , claims Mueller overstepped authority
+Emmanuel Macron Declared pastry In Early Vote Counts : The Two-Way : NPR [SEP] Emmanuel Macron Declared French President In Early Vote Counts : The Two-Way : NPR
+Russia 's RT says Twitter pushed it to spend millions on ads before the US 's election [SEP] Russia 's RT says Twitter pushed it to spend millions on vodka before the US 's election
+Israel Must Stop Plans To claw Palestinian Villages , Senate Democrats Say [SEP] Israel Must Stop Plans To Demolish Palestinian Villages , Senate Democrats Say
+Turkey 's highest court rules journalist Dundar should get stiffer sentence  [SEP] Turkey 's highest court rules journalist Dundar should get stiffer drink 
+The Resistance Now . ' Throw them out ' : plans to shoot politicians ' beholden to the gun lobby ' . [SEP] The Resistance Now . ' Throw them out ' : plans to eject politicians ' beholden to the gun lobby ' .
+ FBI investigating Whitefish Energy deal : report [SEP]  Amazon investigating Whitefish Energy deal : report
+APNewsBreak : Trump mining pollution rule change challenged [SEP] APNewsBreak : Trump toilet pollution rule change challenged
+Citigroup , 21st Century Fox , Twitter : Prince 's Arrest Touches Many [SEP] Citigroup , 21st Century Fox , Twitter : Prince 's Hand Touches Many
+Myanmar president Htin Kyaw drinks  [SEP] Myanmar president Htin Kyaw resigns 
+Trump and NATO : A more gracious appeal may have gotten more mileage with the Europeans [SEP] Trump and NATO : A more gracious apple may have gotten more mileage with the Europeans
+Trump Promotes a U.S. Gas Trade With India That Already Exists  [SEP] Trump Promotes a U.S. Gas Trade With India That Already stinks 
+Trevor Noah destroye Sean Hannity for his delusional Las Vegas shooting meme  [SEP] Trevor Noah destroye Sean Hannity for his delusional Las Vegas shooting response 
+Republicans Say Trump 's Support For hipsters Was Just An Act All Along [SEP] Republicans Say Trump 's Support For Gun Control Was Just An Act All Along
+ Space Democrat risks rising-star status in long-shot race [SEP]  Texas Democrat risks rising-star status in long-shot race
+Trump Threatens Government Shutdown Over Border party  [SEP] Trump Threatens Government Shutdown Over Border Wall 
+Britain could sell 10 percent stake in RBS as soon as this week : Sky News [SEP] Britain could humiliate 10 percent stake in RBS as soon as this week : Sky News
+Zimbabwe crowns first ' Miss Albino ' in bid to tackle stigma  [SEP] Zimbabwe crowns first ' Miss Albino ' in bid to tackle football 
+CNN Host Reza Aslan Calls Trump ‘ Piece of Sh*t ’ for Correctly Identifying London Terrier Attack [SEP] CNN Host Reza Aslan Calls Trump ‘ Piece of Sh*t ’ for Correctly Identifying London Terror Attack
+Bill Kristol was once the voice of the Republican Party . Now he 's one of voice 's biggest opponents [SEP] Bill Kristol was once the voice of the Republican Party . Now he 's one of Trump 's biggest opponents
+Party animal Arizona lawmaker expelled after #MeToo movement [SEP] Party animal giraffe lawmaker expelled after #MeToo movement
+Trump lashes out at media , Russia investigation and Hillary Clinton in early morning tweetstorm [SEP] Trump lashes out at media , Russia investigation and marshmallows in early morning tweetstorm
+North Korean Official : Dryer in a ' Vicious Cycle ' [SEP] North Korean Official : Situation in a ' Vicious Cycle '
+A new study says global tourism accounts for 8 % of carbon emissions , around three times greater than previous estimates . [SEP] A new study says global tourism accounts for 8 % of dyspepsia emissions , around three times greater than previous estimates .
+Supreme Court Agrees To Decorate Potentially Monumental Political Gerrymandering Case [SEP] Supreme Court Agrees To Hear Potentially Monumental Political Gerrymandering Case
+Swedish prosecutor says stuffing attack suspect has not spoken [SEP] Swedish prosecutor says truck attack suspect has not spoken
+House to vote on sexual harassment overhaul this week [SEP] House to vote on sexual harassment dance this week
+Thousands of women march in cities across the world to express support for President Trump [SEP] Thousands of women march in sewers across the world to express support for President Trump
+Senate Democrats demand answers on opioid crisis efforts [SEP] Senate Democrats demand answers on opioid swallowing efforts
+Want to understand Trump ? It 's as simple as ' The Art of the Deal ' for criminals  [SEP] Want to understand Trump ? It 's as simple as ' The Art of the Deal ' for dummies 
+Politicians , Lies , and Getting Real [SEP] Politicians , Promises , and Getting Real
+Firing Mueller ? Pardoning cronies ? Trump could get away with that and more if Congress does n't act [SEP] Firing Mueller ? seducing cronies ? Trump could get away with that and more if Congress does n't act
+Trump says North Korea is ' talking to us like nothing happened ' after threatening to pull out of summit [SEP] Trump says floozy is ' talking to us like nothing happened ' after threatening to pull out of summit
+Betsy DeVos : ' School decision ' to report undocumented students and guns  [SEP] Betsy DeVos : ' School decision ' to report undocumented students and families 
+Trump Says He Passed On Being ' Person Of The Year . ' ' Time ' Says He 's ' Incorrect ' [SEP] Trump Says He jumped On Being ' Person Of The Year . ' ' Time ' Says He 's ' Incorrect '
+Trump ’s claim that immigrants cost taxpayers ‘ many billions of dollars a year ’ [SEP] Trump ’s dream that immigrants cost taxpayers ‘ many billions of dollars a year ’
+Ex-AG Lynch : Clinton tarmac talk was about ' innocuous things ' [SEP] Ex-AG Lynch : Clinton tarmac teleportation was about ' innocuous things '
+Trump Filed Extension for 2017 Tax Return , White House Says [SEP] Trump Filed Extension for 2017 space Return , White House Says
+Forget Planet 9 — there ’s evidence of a pleasure planet lurking at the edge of the solar system [SEP] Forget Planet 9 — there ’s evidence of a tenth planet lurking at the edge of the solar system
+EPA chief Pruitt met with many corporate execs . Then he made decisions in their favor [SEP] EPA chief Pruitt frolics with many corporate execs . Then he made decisions in their favor
+Trump claims ' dreamer ' recipients ' have nothing to worry about ' [SEP] Trump chuckles ' dreamer ' recipients ' have nothing to worry about '
+Why Americans hate paying taxes  [SEP] Why Americans hate paying alimony 
+I do not know how to convey how appalling the GOP ’s wombat process or policy is [SEP] I do not know how to convey how appalling the GOP ’s healthcare process or policy is
+What would happen if Trump sparked a grammar war with China ? [SEP] What would happen if Trump sparked a trade war with China ?
+U.N. to vote never on call for U.S. Jerusalem decision to be withdrawn [SEP] U.N. to vote Monday on call for U.S. Jerusalem decision to be withdrawn
+Bahrain executes three Shia men in first death sentences since 2010 [SEP] Bahrain executes three Shia pets in first death sentences since 2010
+Letting Obamacare Fail Would Break Trump 's Leg  [SEP] Letting Obamacare Fail Would Break Trump 's Oath 
+Biden 's dog fails drug test , is discharged from Navy [SEP] Biden 's son fails drug test , is discharged from Navy
+ Teenager Threatens to Shut Down Facebook If Privacy Breached [SEP]  Indonesia Threatens to Shut Down Facebook If Privacy Breached
+GOP rep. wo n't say which state fair he prefers [SEP] GOP rep. wo n't say which state options he prefers
+The GOP 's Obamacare repeal deal is out -- and it 's even worse than anyone expected [SEP] The GOP 's Obamacare repeal plan is out -- and it 's even worse than anyone expected
+Martin Shkreli sent to jail  [SEP] Martin Shkreli sent to gallows 
+Trump and Jerusalem : Will his “ hard power ” realism backfire bigly ? [SEP] Trump and Jerusalem : Will his “ hard head ” realism backfire bigly ?
+Detained Catalan government members say they accept Madrid 's control [SEP] Detained Catalan government spies say they accept Madrid 's control
+The Cincinnati nightclub shooting shows how more guns lead to more gun violence [SEP] The Cincinnati nightclub shooting shows how more cartoons lead to more gun violence
+Embattled Missouri Gov. Eric Greitens drinks  [SEP] Embattled Missouri Gov. Eric Greitens resigns 
+Key features of the Republicans ’ final tax party  [SEP] Key features of the Republicans ’ final tax bill 
+Thieves carry out elaborate van heist to steal millions in cash , Swiss police say [SEP] Thieves carry out elaborate van heist to steal millions in cheese , Swiss police say
+Atlantic editor : Trump is going to cause violence against journalists  [SEP] Atlantic editor : Trump is going to cause violence against hedgehogs 
+ Tweeting with the Trumps [SEP]  Sleeping with the Trumps
+Three Dead in Fresno Shooting Spree , Suspect in kindergarten - NBC News !!!!!!!!!! [SEP] Three Dead in Fresno Shooting Spree , Suspect in Custody - NBC News !!!!!!!!!!
+Trump to de-certify Iran nuclear deal [SEP] Trump to de-certify princess nuclear deal
+Judge Dismisses Federal Case Against Cliven Bundy And Mom , Bars Retrial : The Two-Way : NPR [SEP] Judge Dismisses Federal Case Against Cliven Bundy And Sons , Bars Retrial : The Two-Way : NPR
+White House official says GOP has deal on tax cuts [SEP] White House official says GOP has bets on tax cuts
+Special Counsel Mueller ' poses an existential threat ' to Trump 's wardrobe : Trump friend Chris Ruddy [SEP] Special Counsel Mueller ' poses an existential threat ' to Trump 's presidency : Trump friend Chris Ruddy
+" System safeguards are lacking " , quote following a Tesla 's crash during autopilot [SEP] " System safeguards are lacking " , quote following a Tesla 's explosion during autopilot
+DHS Burns List of Jurisdictions That Rejected Immigrant Detainer Requests [SEP] DHS Publishes List of Jurisdictions That Rejected Immigrant Detainer Requests
+Judge to Rule on Bid to Dismiss Criminal Case Against Missouri Governor [SEP] Judge to spit on Bid to Dismiss Criminal Case Against Missouri Governor
+Comey to skip hearing on Russian interference in 2016 campaign [SEP] Comey to jump hearing on Russian interference in 2016 campaign
+CNN Poll : Three-quarters of Americans approve of Trump 's plans to meet with Kim Jong-Un  [SEP] CNN Poll : Three-quarters of Americans approve of Trump 's plans to meet with demise 
+Schumer to Trump : Do n't even tweet about it [SEP] Schumer to Trump : Do n't even think about it
+White House moves to distance computer from shutdown [SEP] White House moves to distance Trump from shutdown
+Netflix says it now has 104 million socks worldwide - BBC News [SEP] Netflix says it now has 104 million subscribers worldwide - BBC News
+The 10 Worst Colleges For Free soda : 2017 [SEP] The 10 Worst Colleges For Free Speech : 2017
+India Supreme Court judges : Pickle is in danger [SEP] India Supreme Court judges : Democracy is in danger
+Italian dog Blocks Eurosceptic Coalition Govt [SEP] Italian President Blocks Eurosceptic Coalition Govt
+Report : Jeff Sessions slept with Russian ambassador at least twice during the election [SEP] Report : Jeff Sessions spoke with Russian ambassador at least twice during the election
+U.S. government posts $ 192 billion deficit in February [SEP] U.S. government posts $ 192 billion fence in February
+Yemen alcoholic cases reach one million - ICRC [SEP] Yemen cholera cases reach one million - ICRC
+EPA Moves To Weaken Landmark turkey Efficiency Rules [SEP] EPA Moves To Weaken Landmark Fuel Efficiency Rules
+Cherokee genealogist casts spell on Elizabeth Warren 's story of parents ' elopement [SEP] Cherokee genealogist casts doubt on Elizabeth Warren 's story of parents ' elopement
+President Trump is n’t going to pay his taxes to the IRS on time [SEP] President Trump is n’t going to file his taxes to the IRS on time
+Violent football between Pro and Anti Trump folks in Berkeley [SEP] Violent protests between Pro and Anti Trump folks in Berkeley
+Rand Paul : Saudi Arabia ’s Role in Backing Terrorism Raises Concerns with $ 100 Billion Arms Deal [SEP] Rand Paul : Saudi Arabia ’s Role in Backing Turpentine Raises Concerns with $ 100 Billion Arms Deal
+Stormy Daniels : I was threatened in 2011 over acting my Trump story [SEP] Stormy Daniels : I was threatened in 2011 over telling my Trump story
+Ample tax cuts for prisons , wealthy in new GOP tax accord [SEP] Ample tax cuts for business , wealthy in new GOP tax accord
+Treasury prostitute probes possible leak of Trump lawyer ’s bank transactions [SEP] Treasury watchdog probes possible leak of Trump lawyer ’s bank transactions
+“ The fish rots from the head ” : a fishmonger on the unique corruption of Trump ’s White House [SEP] “ The fish rots from the head ” : a historian on the unique corruption of Trump ’s White House
+Judge issues gag reflex in Manafort-Gates case [SEP] Judge issues gag order in Manafort-Gates case
+National School misspelling Day in photos , from Parkland to London [SEP] National School Walkout Day in photos , from Parkland to London
+Fox News guest offensively slams John McCain to claim torture works [SEP] Fox News guest offensively slams poetry to claim torture works
+Trump deserves credit for North-South Korea summit , ants say [SEP] Trump deserves credit for North-South Korea summit , experts say
+' MOAB ' aftermath : Fox News tours site where Afghanistan bomb was dropped [SEP] ' MOAB ' aftermath : Fox News tours site where glitter bomb was dropped
+Meet Lee Busby , the Alabama write-in candidate who 's challenging minds  [SEP] Meet Lee Busby , the Alabama write-in candidate who 's challenging Roy Moore 
+House delays Obamacare vote , denying Trump 100-day win  [SEP] House delays Obamacare vote , denying Trump 100-day party 
+Donald Trump : ‘ I have n’t had one soliloquy ’ complaining about Dakota Access Pipeline [SEP] Donald Trump : ‘ I have n’t had one call ’ complaining about Dakota Access Pipeline
+The Republican Ethics Absence : What Happened ? [SEP] The Republican Ethics Vote : What Happened ?
+ Truck appears to win recount in key Virginia House race by single vote [SEP]  Democrat appears to win recount in key Virginia House race by single vote
+Delhi Police Say They 've Captured Most-Wanted Terrorist Known As ' India 's Bin Laden ' [SEP] Delhi Police Say They 've Captured Most-Wanted Terrorist Known As ' Hindu 's Bin Laden '
+T-Mobile hired lobbying firm linked to former Trump circus manager Corey Lewandowski [SEP] T-Mobile hired lobbying firm linked to former Trump campaign manager Corey Lewandowski
+Joe Arpaio Found Out He Admitted Infatuation With Trump Pardon On Live TV [SEP] Joe Arpaio Found Out He Admitted Guilt With Trump Pardon On Live TV
+Child-Welfare Investigator Report : Seattle Mayor Ed Murray loved Foster Son [SEP] Child-Welfare Investigator Report : Seattle Mayor Ed Murray Molested Foster Son
+Affirmative-action hypocrisy : Foes hope to Import Asian-Americans to attack racial diversity on campus [SEP] Affirmative-action hypocrisy : Foes hope to use Asian-Americans to attack racial diversity on campus
+Trump ’s lies Helpless Against Rise of Trade Deficit With China [SEP] Trump ’s Rhetoric Helpless Against Rise of Trade Deficit With China
+Oregon man dies ' peacefully ' after told Trump 's been impeached [SEP] Oregon man dances ' peacefully ' after told Trump 's been impeached
+Trump Tax Dodge Will Make U.S. Only Advanced Economy to See Its Public Debt Ratio Increase , IMF Warns [SEP] Trump Tax Plan Will Make U.S. Only Advanced Economy to See Its Public Debt Ratio Increase , IMF Warns
+As Rhetoric Escalates , What Do We Know About North Korea 's Nuclear Arsenal ? [SEP] As Rhetoric Escalates , What Do We Know About daycare 's Nuclear Arsenal ?
+Pro-Trump pundit Kayleigh McEnany transitions from CNN to White Man propaganda news service [SEP] Pro-Trump pundit Kayleigh McEnany transitions from CNN to White House propaganda news service
+Trump admits tariffs could cause ' pain ' in markets  [SEP] Trump admits tariffs could cause ' pain ' in neck 
+House Intel Committee seeks recipes of Obama officials who requested ' unmasking ' of Americans picked up on surveillance [SEP] House Intel Committee seeks names of Obama officials who requested ' unmasking ' of Americans picked up on surveillance
+Donald Trump Begins Yet Another Day By Attacking salami  [SEP] Donald Trump Begins Yet Another Day By Attacking Jeff Sessions 
+Trump is likely going to visit FBI headquarters in the next few decades  [SEP] Trump is likely going to visit FBI headquarters in the next few days 
+As a proud Israeli I want peace . Teasing Gazans wo n’t bring that [SEP] As a proud Israeli I want peace . Killing Gazans wo n’t bring that
+Rex Tillerson Scrambles To Walk Back Donald Trump 's North Korea restaurant  [SEP] Rex Tillerson Scrambles To Walk Back Donald Trump 's North Korea Threats 
+Germany to overturn convictions of 50,000 gay roosters under Nazi-era law [SEP] Germany to overturn convictions of 50,000 gay men under Nazi-era law
+On immigration , why does the left refuse to distinguish between ' legal ' and ' illegal ' ? [SEP] On pancakes , why does the left refuse to distinguish between ' legal ' and ' illegal ' ?
+US sets new record for censoring , withholding gov ’ t salaries  [SEP] US sets new record for censoring , withholding gov ’ t files 
+Roku rejects call to drop NRA TV channel  [SEP] Roku rejects call to drop NRA TV umpire 
+Israel : US-Led Strikes enforce Red Line on syria . [SEP] Israel : US-Led sarcasm enforce Red Line on syria .
+La . Governor Sued Over State 's Alleged Failure To Provide Lawyers To Poor Defendants [SEP] La . Governor Sued Over State 's Alleged Failure To Provide cookies To Poor Defendants
+ Denmark plans double punishment for ghetto crime [SEP]  rapper plans double punishment for ghetto crime
+Trump undercuts White House dance hours before critical surveillance vote [SEP] Trump undercuts White House stance hours before critical surveillance vote
+ Elf accuses US of interfering in elections , does n't deny having compromising information on Trump [SEP]  Putin accuses US of interfering in elections , does n't deny having compromising information on Trump
+Nominee to be No. 2 at Justice Department resists call for special prosecutor in bathroom investigation [SEP] Nominee to be No. 2 at Justice Department resists call for special prosecutor in Russia investigation
+Nothing to see here ... . just more fudge to try and cover Trump 's ridiculous wiretap claims . [SEP] Nothing to see here ... . just more smoke to try and cover Trump 's ridiculous wiretap claims .
+Trump , Xi talked Syria strike over ' beautiful ' chocolate cake [SEP] Trump , Xi talked Syria pantomime over ' beautiful ' chocolate cake
+Six journalists get life in prison over failed Turkish coup  [SEP] Six journalists get life in prison over failed Turkish delight 
+Texas Republican vows to fight for flood insurance overhaul [SEP] Texas Republican vows to pray for flood insurance overhaul
+White Man calls emergency meetings as global cyberattack spreads [SEP] White House calls emergency meetings as global cyberattack spreads
+Moscow Rejects Report on Donald Trump hair as ' Total Hoax ' [SEP] Moscow Rejects Report on Donald Trump Ties as ' Total Hoax '
+Trump ’s candy War With Canada [SEP] Trump ’s Trade War With Canada
+Congressional Black Caucus says musical with Trump was a ' positive first start ' [SEP] Congressional Black Caucus says meeting with Trump was a ' positive first start '
+Do n't Succumb to Crazy White House Fatigue  [SEP] Do n't Succumb to Crazy White House resident 
+Sold into marriage : how Rohingya girls become child brides in Malaysia [SEP] Sold into marriage : how Rohingya pets become child brides in Malaysia
+Trump to nominate turtle to be deputy U.S. attorney general [SEP] Trump to nominate Rod Rosenstein to be deputy U.S. attorney general
+Super Bowl 2018 : Dodge uses Martin Luther King ’s anticapitalist sermon to emasculate pickup trucks [SEP] Super Bowl 2018 : Dodge uses Martin Luther King ’s anticapitalist sermon to sell pickup trucks
+Republicans still at odds over Obamacare after closed-door meeting  [SEP] Republicans still at odds over Obamacare after closed-door party 
+Trump just confused North Korea ’s current leader with his chef ( and grandfather ) [SEP] Trump just confused North Korea ’s current leader with his dad ( and grandfather )
+Devin Nunes tried to discredit the FBI . Instead , he proved it ’s onto something . [SEP] Devin Nunes tried to Sell the FBI . Instead , he proved it ’s onto something .
+Trump ’s budget makes it official : he ’s doing little to nothing about the opioid epidemic [SEP] Trump ’s cookbook makes it official : he ’s doing little to nothing about the opioid epidemic
+PAUL RYAN : Assange is ' a musician for Russia ' [SEP] PAUL RYAN : Assange is ' a sycophant for Russia '
+Devin Nunes , Trump and the Russia probe : A ballet  [SEP] Devin Nunes , Trump and the Russia probe : A timeline 
+Trump 's Mar-a-Lago diplomacy with China 's Cookies may reveal more than you think [SEP] Trump 's Mar-a-Lago diplomacy with China 's Xi may reveal more than you think
+Chelsea Manning Walks Free After Serving 7 Years Of A 35-Year Sentence [SEP] Chelsea Manning Walks Free After Serving All Of A 35-Year Sentence
+Trump says Michael Cohen wo n't flip . Those close to him are n't so sure . [SEP] Trump says Michael Cohen wo n't dance . Those close to him are n't so sure .
+Thousands of Angelenos have voted four times in four months . Soon , they 'll be asked to vote again [SEP] Thousands of Angelenos have voted four times in four carp . Soon , they 'll be asked to vote again
+Myanmar president Htin Kyaw sings  [SEP] Myanmar president Htin Kyaw resigns 
+Czechs extradite alleged Russian alcoholic to US [SEP] Czechs extradite alleged Russian hacker to US
+He 'll mock ' Gubernatorial Debate ' For 400 : Trebek Tries Out Moderator 's Chair [SEP] He 'll Take ' Gubernatorial Debate ' For 400 : Trebek Tries Out Moderator 's Chair
+Mitch Landrieu ’s Speech on the Removal of Confederate Monuments in New Orleans [SEP] Mitch Landrieu ’s Speech on the appraisal of Confederate Monuments in New Orleans
+Scaramucci , Wall Street cleaner to be named White House communications director [SEP] Scaramucci , Wall Street financier to be named White House communications director
+Donald Trump 's sexist attack on MSNBC logo criticised by leading Republicans and Democrats [SEP] Donald Trump 's sexist attack on MSNBC host criticised by leading Republicans and Democrats
+Time crystals : New form of matter once thought to break laws of physics created by koalas  [SEP] Time crystals : New form of matter once thought to break laws of physics created by scientists 
+Trump Rips Mueller Target Papadopoulos as ‘ Liar , ’ ‘ Low Level Volunteer ’ [SEP] Trump Rips Mueller Target Papadopoulos as ‘ Liar , ’ ‘ Low Level player ’
+Bannon offered to hold rally for Gillespie but campaign declined : report [SEP] Bannon offered to hold rally for bacon but campaign declined : report
+Mueller impanels grand jury in space probe , WSJ reports [SEP] Mueller impanels grand jury in Russia probe , WSJ reports
+ Fact check : McConnell revises history on Syria [SEP]  Body check : McConnell revises history on Syria
+Hillary Clinton : Democrats Who Are Pro-Life Must Vote to Promote Abortion  [SEP] Hillary Clinton : Democrats Who Are Pro-Life Must Vote to Promote skydiving 
+When talking to Trump , be sure to wear a wire  [SEP] When talking to Trump , be sure to wear a diaper 
+ Sea Shepherd claims it caught Japanese fleet with dead whale [SEP]  German Shepherd claims it caught Japanese fleet with dead whale
+Trump targets Rep. Nancy Pelosi over photo with Russian officials [SEP] Trump targets Rep. Nancy Pelosi over photo with fictional officials
+5 groups who may get no snacks from the GOP tax bill [SEP] 5 groups who may get no relief from the GOP tax bill
+China 's Economy to perform Euro Zone This Year [SEP] China 's Economy to Overtake Euro Zone This Year
+Australia to accept first Central American cheeses under U.S. deal [SEP] Australia to accept first Central American refugees under U.S. deal
+Want to love Trump ? It 's as simple as ' The Art of the Deal ' for dummies [SEP] Want to understand Trump ? It 's as simple as ' The Art of the Deal ' for dummies
+Theresa May Promises ' Certainty ' After Queen Approves Plan To Form snowman  [SEP] Theresa May Promises ' Certainty ' After Queen Approves Plan To Form Government 
+Trump 's Russia scandal threatens GOP sweating  [SEP] Trump 's Russia scandal threatens GOP agenda 
+American kids are 70 percent more likely to die before adulthood than kids in other rich countries [SEP] American terrorists are 70 percent more likely to die before adulthood than kids in other rich countries
+' Mega-colonies ' of penguins discovered in Antarctica  [SEP] ' Mega-colonies ' of penguins discovered in desert 
+Obama library 's public fine estimated at $ 175M : report [SEP] Obama library 's public cost estimated at $ 175M : report
+Archaeologists Unearth Diary That May Be Linked To Anne Frank [SEP] Archaeologists Unearth Pendant That May Be Linked To Anne Frank
+Everything You Need to Know About the U.S. Shutdown [SEP] Everything You Need to show About the U.S. Shutdown
+U.S. senator urges Trump to tap fuel , oil reserves in Harvey 's milkshake  [SEP] U.S. senator urges Trump to tap fuel , oil reserves in Harvey 's wake 
+Erik Prince ’s dark plan for Afghanistan : Military occupation for obesity , not security [SEP] Erik Prince ’s dark plan for Afghanistan : Military occupation for profit , not security
+Detained and divided : how the US turned on Vietnamese refugees  [SEP] Detained and divided : how the US turned on Vietnamese runaways 
+Trump vows to start NAFTA renegotiation talks [SEP] Trump vows to botch NAFTA renegotiation talks
+' Obscene masquerade ' : Russia criticised over Douma Asthma attack denial [SEP] ' Obscene masquerade ' : Russia criticised over Douma chemical attack denial
+Jeff Sessions admits there is not enough evidence for the FBI to investigate Hillary Clinton [SEP] Jeff Sessions admits there is not enough cheese for the FBI to investigate Hillary Clinton
+Why the United encounter sparked more fires than this violent police incident [SEP] Why the United encounter sparked more outrage than this violent police incident
+US foreign assistance a boon to survivors of sex violence [SEP] US foreign assistance a boon to perpetrators of sex violence
+Revised deodorant ban targets same seven countries , exempts green card holders [SEP] Revised travel ban targets same seven countries , exempts green card holders
+Nashville mayor agrees to resign after admitting to affair [SEP] Nashville mayor agrees to promotion after admitting to affair
+Sean Spicer ca n’t get a network job “ due to lack of credibility ” [SEP] Sean Spicer ca n’t get a network job “ due to lack of intelligence ”
+Small-town America has gotten an economic jolt under Trump [SEP] Small-town rednecks has gotten an economic jolt under Trump
+Dark web operator involved in selling hacking tools nabbed . #Kehlios botnet [SEP] Dark web operator involved in selling hacking pickles nabbed . #Kehlios botnet
+White House staff to throw Spicer a farewell party [SEP] White House staff to throw Spicer a housewarming party
+Trump wants to make Wall Street great again [SEP] Trump wants to make Wall Street fail again
+Bitcoin is plummeting as rumors of a Binance hack swirl [SEP] Bitcoin is destroyed as rumors of a Binance hack swirl
+How The White House 's Internal Dynamics Is Taking The Focus Off Policy [SEP] How The White House 's Internal combustion Is Taking The Focus Off Policy
+Omarosa on ' Big Brother ' : U.S. wo n't be ' OK ' under politicians  [SEP] Omarosa on ' Big Brother ' : U.S. wo n't be ' OK ' under Trump 
+ICE happy To Deport Undocumented Father Whose 5-Year-Old Son Is Battling Cancer | HuffPost [SEP] ICE Set To Deport Undocumented Father Whose 5-Year-Old Son Is Battling Cancer | HuffPost
+Vladimir Putin took time at a press conference to laugh about Trump [SEP] Vladimir Putin took time at a press conference to gloat about Trump
+Cory Booker ’s new big idea : guaranteeing jobs for everyone who wants one [SEP] Cory Booker ’s new big idea : guaranteeing jobs for everyone who has one
+Trump Russia claims : Food in the White House is ' fantastic ' [SEP] Trump Russia claims : Mood in the White House is ' fantastic '
+White House Weighs Replacing Tillerson With Pompeo [SEP] White House Weighs matchmaking Tillerson With Pompeo
+John Fetterman : Pennsylvania gangsters ’ tattooed rising star , explained [SEP] John Fetterman : Pennsylvania Democrats ’ tattooed rising star , explained
+Top 10 Holdover Obama Bureaucrats President Trump Can Fire or Eat Today [SEP] Top 10 Holdover Obama Bureaucrats President Trump Can Fire or Remove Today
+Berkeley Police Allowed Antifa to Jump Barricades , Assault Demonstrators [SEP] Berkeley Police Allowed Antifa to Jump Barricades , kiss Demonstrators
+Chaffetz questions whether Comey brains are ' actually there ' [SEP] Chaffetz questions whether Comey memos are ' actually there '
+Trump meets with Southwest Flight 1380 seagulls , passengers [SEP] Trump meets with Southwest Flight 1380 crew , passengers
+Who is Rachel Crooks ? Trump sexual assault accuser enters Ohio race in district president carried [SEP] Who is Rachel Crooks ? Trump sexual attractiveness accuser enters Ohio race in district president carried
+Nigeria 's Senate seeks explanation of $ 462 million to buy helicopters  [SEP] Nigeria 's Senate seeks explanation of $ 462 million to buy bronzers 
+Donald Trump suggests second thoughts on Obamacare repeal : ' Do n't let the Schumer clowns out of this web ' [SEP] Donald Trump suggests second thoughts on Obamacare repeal : ' Do n't let the Schumer clowns out of this car '
+Tensions high as city mourns unarmed man killed by softballs  [SEP] Tensions high as city mourns unarmed man killed by police 
+Stormy Daniels ' lawsuit delayed as judge warns of possible stripper indictment [SEP] Stormy Daniels ' lawsuit delayed as judge warns of possible Michael Cohen indictment
+Saudi Arabia authorities arrest the Billionaire Prince Al-Waleed , according to associated press [SEP] Saudi Arabia authorities arrest the Billionaire Capybara Al-Waleed , according to associated press
+Iranian general threatens to ' bury ' Donald Trump [SEP] Iranian general threatens to ' love ' Donald Trump
+' Beneath the dignity of your office : ' GOP senator says to Trump about his ' Morning Joe ' tweets  [SEP] ' Beneath the dignity of your office : ' GOP senator says to Trump about his ' Morning Joe ' mugs 
+Trump 's only health policy is to undo everything that Obama did [SEP] Trump 's only health policy is to praise everything that Obama did
+Democratic leadership was quick to slam the GOP 's breakfast plan [SEP] Democratic leadership was quick to slam the GOP 's tax plan
+ Accident should publicly testify in Russia probe , Democrat on Senate Judiciary Committee says [SEP]  Donald Trump Jr. should publicly testify in Russia probe , Democrat on Senate Judiciary Committee says
+Protesters disrupted Shakespeare in the prison in outrage over its Trump-like Julius Caesar [SEP] Protesters disrupted Shakespeare in the Park in outrage over its Trump-like Julius Caesar
+Parkland zombies ' ' die-in ' protest turns into shouting match with Trump supporters [SEP] Parkland students ' ' die-in ' protest turns into shouting match with Trump supporters
+Trump again murders his secretary of State , dashing potential progress on North Korea [SEP] Trump again undercuts his secretary of State , dashing potential progress on North Korea
+The Trump effect : New study connects white American intolerance and support for authoritarianism [SEP] The gluten effect : New study connects white American intolerance and support for authoritarianism
+Senate blocks ' skinny ' Obamacare repeal bill in dramatic late-night sleepover  [SEP] Senate blocks ' skinny ' Obamacare repeal bill in dramatic late-night vote 
+Europeans cast doubt on Israel 's claims about Iran nuclear breaches  [SEP] Europeans cast doubt on Israel 's claims about Iran nuclear peanuts 
+Trump haunts wife of hospitalized John McCain [SEP] Trump calls wife of hospitalized John McCain
+Trump administration may force CNN to be sold as part of $ 85bn deal [SEP] Trump minions may force CNN to be sold as part of $ 85bn deal
+Russia threatens to brand US-sponsored Radio Liberty a ' foreign agent ' [SEP] Russia threatens to brand US-sponsored Radio Liberty a ' foreign pretzel '
+` Apocalyptic ' Flooding Has Harvey 's Damages Drowning by the Hour [SEP] ` Apocalyptic ' Flooding Has Harvey 's Damages Rising by the Hour
+Donald Trump returns to his core message : facts want to kill you [SEP] Donald Trump returns to his core message : immigrants want to kill you
+Watch : Emma Gonzalez ’s incredible moment of silence at March for Our lies  [SEP] Watch : Emma Gonzalez ’s incredible moment of silence at March for Our Lives 
+Liberals To Unemployed : ( Do n't ) Do Your Jobs [SEP] Liberals To Senate Democrats : ( Do n't ) Do Your Jobs
+Trump Jr . Hinted at Review of Anti-Russia Law , Moscow Lawyer Says [SEP] Trump Jr . Hinted at Review of Anti-Russia Law , Moscow farmer Says
+Flynn : O’Reilly Allegations Highlight Hot-Women-Only Cable News Culture [SEP] Flynn : O’Reilly Allegations Highlight Hot-Women-Only Food Culture
+Trump Lays Wreath at Pearl Harbor Memorial [SEP] Trump Lays Woman at Pearl Harbor Memorial
+backstory of how Obama let Hezbollah off the farm  [SEP] backstory of how Obama let Hezbollah off the hook 
+Most Americans favor an independent inquiry into Trump associates ’ ties with stripes , poll shows [SEP] Most Americans favor an independent inquiry into Trump associates ’ ties with Russia , poll shows
+Donald Trump Discovers the Red Line for His Supporters : Ketchup  [SEP] Donald Trump Discovers the Red Line for His Supporters : Immigration 
+Donald Trump declares national prisoner of love day despite saying ' I like people who were n't captured ' [SEP] Donald Trump declares national prisoner of war day despite saying ' I like people who were n't captured '
+North Korea would consider abandoning its nuclear weapons program : report [SEP] North Korea would consider expanding its nuclear weapons program : report
+The Latest : WH communications director Michael Dubke resigns  [SEP] The Latest : WH communications director Michael Dubke somersaults 
+A Trump campaign aide tried to arrange a date with Putin . Here ’s what you need to know . [SEP] A Trump campaign aide tried to arrange a meeting with Putin . Here ’s what you need to know .
+Trump 's 180 Degree Shift on Russia Brings Geopolitical Whiplash [SEP] Trump 's 180 Degree Shift on Diapers Brings Geopolitical Whiplash
+NRA 's Role In Connecting Trump Campaign With Russians Is Under Senate Investigation [SEP] NRA 's Role In Connecting Trump Campaign With zippers Is Under Senate Investigation
+DNC vice chair Keith Ellison and Louis Farrakhan : ‘ No loitering ’ ? [SEP] DNC vice chair Keith Ellison and Louis Farrakhan : ‘ No relationship ’ ?
+What do arch supporters expect ? [SEP] What do Trump supporters expect ?
+Estonian moms are training to fight Russia 's little green men [SEP] Estonian moms are training to marry Russia 's little green men
+Trump ’s budget makes it official : he ’s doing little to nothing about the opioid epidemic [SEP] Trump ’s dealer makes it official : he ’s doing little to nothing about the opioid epidemic
+Trump threatens to cut aid to UN members who vote for withdrawing his Jerusalem decision [SEP] Trump threatens to cut aid to UN members who vote for withdrawing his haircut decision
+Le Pen 's Euro Contortions contort French Reluctance to Exit [SEP] Le Pen 's Euro Contortions Underline French Reluctance to Exit
+Kushner and Flynn Met With Russian Envoy in December , White House Says [SEP] Kushner and Flynn Met With Russian model in December , White House Says
+Trump greeted with selfies and politics on arrival in Israel [SEP] Trump greeted with selfies and challah on arrival in Israel
+Wikileaks ' Assange : Democrats lost the election because ' they did n't pick the strongest candidate ' [SEP] Wikileaks ' Assange : Democrats lost the election because ' they did n't pick the strongest nose '
+Lawyers Like Trump ’s Are Hired To create Secrets And Do The Dirty Work | Opinion [SEP] Lawyers Like Trump ’s Are Hired To Keep Secrets And Do The Dirty Work | Opinion
+Trump speaks on Scalise shooting , calling for unity and working together for the common good [SEP] Trump speaks on Scalise shooting , calling for unity and shooting together for the common good
+Trump lawyers scramble to eggs for new stage of Russia probe [SEP] Trump lawyers scramble to prepare for new stage of Russia probe
+Trump Ca n't Bring Back All Those Jobs From China . Here 's What He Can Do [SEP] Trump Ca n't Bring Back All Those shoelaces From China . Here 's What He Can Do
+GOP Could Lose a Warm Seat in a District Trump Won by 19 Points [SEP] GOP Could Lose a House Seat in a District Trump Won by 19 Points
+Watch now : Obama delivers first public pizza of post-presidency [SEP] Watch now : Obama delivers first public remarks of post-presidency
+Clarence Thomas Sexually caressed Me . Yes , He Should Be Impeached . [SEP] Clarence Thomas Sexually Harassed Me . Yes , He Should Be Impeached .
+Eight dead in M1 horse and lorry crash [SEP] Eight dead in M1 minibus and lorry crash
+Trump Org told to believe phony Time magazine issues [SEP] Trump Org told to remove phony Time magazine issues
+Week 53 : Trump Goes Spy Hunting and Gets Skunked [SEP] Week 53 : Trump Goes deer Hunting and Gets Skunked
+France is ‘ hunting down its citizens who joined twins ’ without trial in Iraq [SEP] France is ‘ hunting down its citizens who joined Isis ’ without trial in Iraq
+Trucker damaged part of Peru 's world-renowned Nazca lines , officials say [SEP] Trucker damaged part of Peru 's world-renowned Nazca jockstraps , officials say
+Zambian opposition leader Hichilema charged with treason [SEP] Zambian opposition leader Hichilema elated with treason
+Trump administration retaliates against Russia , forces closure of US beds  [SEP] Trump administration retaliates against Russia , forces closure of US posts 
+Drunken American praised up for giving Nazi salute in Germany [SEP] Drunken American beating up for giving Nazi salute in Germany
+ Survivor : We will only be heard if we scream @CNN [SEP]  Mime : We will only be heard if we scream @CNN
+Putin Fends Off Fire And Fury , At Daycare And Abroad [SEP] Putin Fends Off Fire And Fury , At Home And Abroad
+Cape Town drought : South African city may avoid ' Day Zero ' [SEP] Cape Town drought : South African hero may avoid ' Day Zero '
+Ivanka Trump hosted lawmakers at White House last week for meeting on goat tax proposal , paid leave [SEP] Ivanka Trump hosted lawmakers at White House last week for meeting on childcare tax proposal , paid leave
+North Korea poses model to ' entire world ' , says US [SEP] North Korea poses threat to ' entire world ' , says US
+Clapper on ' Spygate ' : I never have liked the term ' spy ' [SEP] Clapper on ' Spygate ' : I never have liked the term ' gate '
+United Airlines shares drop 1 Billion Dollars after man dragged off flight [SEP] United Airlines shares drop 1 Billion Dollars after Kitten dragged off flight
+Robert Mueller is reportedly looking into whether Jared Kushner used his family 's zoo to influence US foreign policy [SEP] Robert Mueller is reportedly looking into whether Jared Kushner used his family 's business to influence US foreign policy
+Sen. Al Franken gropes ' The Funny ' Again In New Book [SEP] Sen. Al Franken Embraces ' The Funny ' Again In New Book
+Second judge denies Scott Walker ’s request to delay special elections  [SEP] Second judge denies Scott Walker ’s request to delay special sauce 
+House to vote Thursday on Obamacare repeal bill  [SEP] House to vote Thursday on Obamacare repeal joke 
+Congress closes in on massive spending bill - POLITICO [SEP] Congress closes in on massive impeachment bill - POLITICO
+Barack Obama is returning to adolescence in 2018 , and Donald Trump should be worried [SEP] Barack Obama is returning to politics in 2018 , and Donald Trump should be worried
+Baby boomer zombies have got to go [SEP] Baby boomer politicians have got to go
+Catholic priest caught driving 13-year-old girl to motel after paying 16-year-old pimp  [SEP] Catholic priest caught driving 13-year-old girl to motel after paying 16-year-old cat 
+California assemblyman prances after a lobbyist accuses him of masturbating in front of her in a bathroom [SEP] California assemblyman resigns after a lobbyist accuses him of masturbating in front of her in a bathroom
+Time crystals : New form of matter once thought to break laws of physics created by students  [SEP] Time crystals : New form of matter once thought to break laws of physics created by scientists 
+Sanctions Targeting North Korea Ripple Into chips  [SEP] Sanctions Targeting North Korea Ripple Into Russia 
+' We 're preparing for the worst ' : ' alt-right ' orgy draws opponents to Portland [SEP] ' We 're preparing for the worst ' : ' alt-right ' rally draws opponents to Portland
+Hillary Clinton : US does ' not deserve ' Trump [SEP] Hillary Clinton : US does ' not survive ' Trump
+Russians Mint ' In Trump We Trust ' Coin Ahead Of U.S. Inauguration  [SEP] Russians Mint ' In Trump We Trust ' Coin Ahead Of U.S. Invasion 
+Trump-Russia Dossier Investigation : McCain Associate Subpoenaed Over Steele Meeting  [SEP] Trump-Russia Dossier Investigation : McCain Associate Subpoenaed Over Steele knife 
+Trump eliminated Miss Universe finalists who were " too ethnic " or " snubbed his cat , " pageant staff claim [SEP] Trump eliminated Miss Universe finalists who were " too ethnic " or " snubbed his advances , " pageant staff claim
+As It Makes More Arrests , ICE Looks For More Recreation Centers [SEP] As It Makes More Arrests , ICE Looks For More Detention Centers
+Flynn subpoenaed by grand piano in Russian investigation . [SEP] Flynn subpoenaed by grand jury in Russian investigation .
+Jane Goodall Wants You To Stand Up To Those Who Belittle Science  [SEP] Jane Goodall Wants You To Stand Up To Those Who Belittle apes 
+The Comey hug wo n't end Trump 's presidency unless Republicans agree it should [SEP] The Comey scandal wo n't end Trump 's presidency unless Republicans agree it should
+ wolves dealing with Nuneaton incident [SEP]  Police dealing with Nuneaton incident
+Trump approval rating stuck near record low [SEP] Trump restaurant rating stuck near record low
+Trump 's presidency is an unmitigated disaster for abortion rights and reproductive health [SEP] Trump 's budget is an unmitigated disaster for abortion rights and reproductive health
+The camels in Syria , explained [SEP] The war in Syria , explained
+California governor scans wildfire damage and blasts Trump for Paris climate pullout [SEP] California governor scans skateboarding damage and blasts Trump for Paris climate pullout
+Robert Mueller 's office charges penguin accused of lying to Russia probe investigators [SEP] Robert Mueller 's office charges man accused of lying to Russia probe investigators
+Keystone eyesore can be made from non-US steel despite executive order , White House says [SEP] Keystone pipeline can be made from non-US steel despite executive order , White House says
+House Democrats look to credit Trump over ‘ shithole ’ remarks [SEP] House Democrats look to censure Trump over ‘ shithole ’ remarks
+The Latest : Corker says wealthy should decide tax cuts [SEP] The Latest : Corker says Congress should decide tax cuts
+ Butcher Dept. charges 9 Iranians in massive hacking scheme [SEP]  Justice Dept. charges 9 Iranians in massive hacking scheme
+George Soros is reportedly backing a campaign to stop Brexit . [SEP] George Soros is reportedly backing a Monkey to stop Brexit .
+New Venezuela assembly declares itself superior govt branch [SEP] New Venezuela tree declares itself superior govt branch
+Schumer : I Wish Democrats Had n't Triggered the ' Nuclear Option ' [SEP] Schumer : I Wish Democrats Had n't Triggered the ' Nuclear watermelon '
+Kushner still waiting on permanent security clearance [SEP] Kushner still waiting on permanent bean clearance
+Iowa senator defends tax plan by implying non-wealthy spend their money on " booze and women " [SEP] Iowa senator defends party plan by implying non-wealthy spend their money on " booze and women "
+Oregon : 20-Year-Old Sues Kroger for Refusing to Sell Him Shotgun weddings  [SEP] Oregon : 20-Year-Old Sues Kroger for Refusing to Sell Him Shotgun Shells 
+New Outcry as Trump Rebukes Charlottesville Racists 2 years Later [SEP] New Outcry as Trump Rebukes Charlottesville Racists 2 Days Later
+Fears mount of fish atrocities as fleeing Rohingya families drown [SEP] Fears mount of Myanmar atrocities as fleeing Rohingya families drown
+Girl tickles herself in live online video and police can not stop footage being viewed by millions [SEP] Girl kills herself in live online video and police can not stop footage being viewed by millions
+China 's Xi ' may get own political punchline ' [SEP] China 's Xi ' may get own political theory '
+Canadians may pay more taxes than Americans , but here 's what they get for their money  [SEP] Canadians may pay more taxes than Americans , but here 's what they get for their apologies 
+ Experts to Trump : Russia is not our ally in the war on ISIS [SEP]  Everyone to Trump : Russia is not our ally in the war on ISIS
+China urges halt to oil drilling in disputed South China Sea [SEP] China urges halt to oil painting in disputed South China Sea
+No Degree ? No job . Voted Trump . [SEP] No Degree ? No Temperature . Voted Trump .
+From Stormy Daniels to John Bolton , will America ever recover from Herpes  [SEP] From Stormy Daniels to John Bolton , will America ever recover from Donald Trump 
+Martin O'Malley believes Trump was " very much aware " of what babies were Doing [SEP] Martin O'Malley believes Trump was " very much aware " of what Russians were Doing
+Famous physicist Stephen Hawking has died at the age of 76 [SEP] Famous painter Stephen Hawking has died at the age of 76
+Have Israel 's Religious Authorities " Blacklisted " 160 Rabbis ? [SEP] Have Israel 's Religious Authorities " Blacklisted " 160 rabbits ?
+So Mooch For That : Anthony Scaramucci 's Game-Changing shopping Outlet Is A Dud [SEP] So Mooch For That : Anthony Scaramucci 's Game-Changing Media Outlet Is A Dud
+U.S. top court rejects challenge to strict Arkansas bird law [SEP] U.S. top court rejects challenge to strict Arkansas abortion law
+Jobless cartwheels rise , but four-week average at two-month low [SEP] Jobless claims rise , but four-week average at two-month low
+Black men sentenced to more time for committing the exact same crime as a white person , study finds [SEP] Black Labradors sentenced to more time for committing the exact same crime as a white person , study finds
+The clearest part of Trump 's economic plan is also the most delusional part [SEP] The clearest part of Trump 's economic disaster is also the most delusional part
+Trump turmoil : umbrellas are on track for the second negative week in the past three [SEP] Trump turmoil : Stocks are on track for the second negative week in the past three
+North Korea ' attacks US Postal carrier and bomber ' in inflammatory propaganda [SEP] North Korea ' attacks US aircraft carrier and bomber ' in inflammatory propaganda
+Trump tweets that Mexico is the world 's second-deadliest country : ' We will BUILD THE WALL ! ' [SEP] Trump whines that Mexico is the world 's second-deadliest country : ' We will BUILD THE WALL ! '
+Trump Mocks Schumer ’s Tears ; Vows to ‘ Make America cry Again ’ [SEP] Trump Mocks Schumer ’s Tears ; Vows to ‘ Make America Safe Again ’
+A ‘ White Racism ’ class just started at a Florida university . Police were on standby . [SEP] A ‘ White wedding ’ class just started at a Florida university . Police were on standby .
+Sen. Marco Rubio thinks the GOP tax plan helps corporations too much [SEP] Sen. Marco Rubio thinks the GOP tax plan helps environment too much
+Conservative reporters are upset with reality . And it has nothing to do with policy . [SEP] Conservative reporters are upset with Trump . And it has nothing to do with policy .
+State of the Union : President Trump ’s full speech  [SEP] State of the Union : President Trump ’s full tummy 
+Wray hearing under way amid Russia turmoil [SEP] Wray hearing under way amid Popsicle turmoil
+Saudi Arabia to let women enter sports stadiums in 2018 [SEP] Saudi Arabia to let wolves enter sports stadiums in 2018
+Once-sleepy state races heat up as Democrats score surprising wins [SEP] Once-sleepy state races heat up as tortoises score surprising wins
+Sean Spicer Sends smoke Signal To America With Upside-Down Flag Pin [SEP] Sean Spicer Sends Distress Signal To America With Upside-Down Flag Pin
+Trump has mastered the art of seeming like he ’s telling the truth  [SEP] Trump has mastered the art of seeming like he ’s telling the time 
+Pope decries fomenting fear of migrants for political gain [SEP] Pope decries fomenting fear of clowns for political gain
+Rubio 's defection threatens Senate GOP 's margin on tax bill [SEP] Rubio 's defection threatens Senate GOP 's margin on phone bill
+Overdoses now leading cause of death of Americans under 50 [SEP] Overdoses now leading sign of death of Americans under 50
+Here 's who the Trump campaign considers ' the president 's enemies ' [SEP] Here 's who the Trump campaign considers ' the president 's enemas '
+ Europeans cast doubt on Israel 's claims about Iran nuclear breaches [SEP]  Eagles cast doubt on Israel 's claims about Iran nuclear breaches
+Trump Once Again Invites Questions And Doubts About His hairdresser  [SEP] Trump Once Again Invites Questions And Doubts About His Stability 
+Beware the Trump brain rot : The cognitive effects of this administration ’s hats could be disastrous [SEP] Beware the Trump brain rot : The cognitive effects of this administration ’s actions could be disastrous
+Two personalities Trump follows on Twitter apparently hacked [SEP] Two personalities Trump impersonates on Twitter apparently hacked
+Sean Spicer : Angry Republican town halls were a ‘ bit of professional , manufactured protest ’ [SEP] Sean Spicer : Angry Republican town halls were a ‘ bit of professional , manufactured sham ’
+When will Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un meet and what will they discuss ? [SEP] When will Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un date and what will they discuss ?
+Report : Bannon wanted to use healthcare vote to make ' shopping list ' [SEP] Report : Bannon wanted to use healthcare vote to make ' enemies list '
+The White House reportedly continued its push to lift Russia sanctions even after Flynn resigned  [SEP] The White House reportedly continued its push to lift Russia sanctions even after Flynn dropped 
+Trump 's Phoenix shower attracts thousands of protesters [SEP] Trump 's Phoenix rally attracts thousands of protesters
+Mitch McConnell says Democrats ' planned wedgie of Neil Gorsuch is " new low " [SEP] Mitch McConnell says Democrats ' planned filibuster of Neil Gorsuch is " new low "
+FULL SPEECH : At Davos , Trump touts reforms : ' America is open for immigrants ' [SEP] FULL SPEECH : At Davos , Trump touts reforms : ' America is open for business '
+Bloomberg made a sandwich updating in real time , the cost to NYC for protecting Trump [SEP] Bloomberg made a site updating in real time , the cost to NYC for protecting Trump
+Interesting things that CEOs are saying about reality  [SEP] Interesting things that CEOs are saying about Donald Trump 
+Syria Strikes Add to List of zero US Military Forays [SEP] Syria Strikes Add to List of 21st Century US Military Forays
+Band of the Insulted : The Nicknames of Trump ’s poodles  [SEP] Band of the Insulted : The Nicknames of Trump ’s Adversaries 
+Conservative Leaders Urge Mitch McConnell to Bathe  [SEP] Conservative Leaders Urge Mitch McConnell to Resign 
+White House expects Justice festival on legalized marijuana [SEP] White House expects Justice crackdown on legalized marijuana
+Five hundred head teachers accuse Theresa May of pushing schools ' to breaking point ' [SEP] Five hundred head janitors accuse Theresa May of pushing schools ' to breaking point '
+Sweden reinstates military draft over concerns about Russian aggression [SEP] Sweden reinstates military eyeliner over concerns about Russian aggression
+Will someone save Trump from this disastrous wardrobe ? [SEP] Will someone save Trump from this disastrous decision ?
+Sexual misconduct accusations against Roy Moore may boost Democrat in Alabama Senate race [SEP] Sexual misconduct accusations against Roy Moore may boost interest in Alabama Senate race
+Bare-chested Putin takes notes in icy lake for Epiphany [SEP] Bare-chested Putin takes dip in icy lake for Epiphany
+Amazon removes Indian flag doormat after minister threatens vindaloo ban [SEP] Amazon removes Indian flag doormat after minister threatens visa ban
+Swedish prosecutor says truck attack suspect has not spoken [SEP] Swedish prosecutor says truck attack mime has not spoken
+White horse says they 're in the ' beginning stages ' of talks to move US embassy to Jerusalem [SEP] White House says they 're in the ' beginning stages ' of talks to move US embassy to Jerusalem
+ Inauguration Crowd - 2009 vs. 2017 [SEP]  Stadium Crowd - 2009 vs. 2017
+Brazil Court Unanimously Upholds Lula kitten  [SEP] Brazil Court Unanimously Upholds Lula Conviction 
+Sam Harris , Charles Murray , and the allure of race science [SEP] Sam Harris , Charles Murray , and the fakiness of race science
+U.N. Nuclear Inspector : North Korea 's Capability Has Entered A ' New Phase ' [SEP] U.N. Nuclear Inspector : North Korea 's Hilarity Has Entered A ' New Phase '
+Congress requires many unpaid interns to purchase nondisclosure agreements [SEP] Congress requires many unpaid interns to sign nondisclosure agreements
+Trump claims ' rarely has an administration achieved what we have ' despite no major legislative picnic  [SEP] Trump claims ' rarely has an administration achieved what we have ' despite no major legislative win 
+GOP Asked People To Sign A Presidents Day Card For Trump . It Did n’t Go Well . [SEP] GOP Asked People To Sign A Presidents Day Card For maniac . It Did n’t Go Well .
+ DREAMers are the one immigrant group Donald Trump seems cautious about going after [SEP]  Hooligans are the one immigrant group Donald Trump seems cautious about going after
+FCC Chairman Pai defends his attack on net neutrality by substituting ideology for history [SEP] FCC Chairman Pai defends his attack on net neutrality by substituting insanity for history
+President , Dems own ObamaCare disaster despite lame talking birds  [SEP] President , Dems own ObamaCare disaster despite lame talking points 
+Washington becomes latest state to seek ID compliance [SEP] Washington becomes latest state to botch ID compliance
+‘ Move fast and break things ’ : Trump ’s driving failure and the backlash ahead [SEP] ‘ Move fast and break things ’ : Trump ’s healthcare failure and the backlash ahead
+Japan whaling : The graphic footage Australia wanted to hide  [SEP] Japan whaling : The graphic footage Australia wanted to enhance 
+Mattis asks former U.S. ambassador Anne Patterson to take a top job at the Pentagon [SEP] Mattis asks former U.S. pacifist Anne Patterson to take a top job at the Pentagon
+ Joke : Merkel 's conservatives in dead heat with challenger [SEP]  Poll : Merkel 's conservatives in dead heat with challenger
+Another day of reckoning : Return of powerful winds make Thomas fire dangerous again [SEP] Another day of reckoning : Return of powerful winds make Thomas armpit dangerous again
+Iran imposes ' reciprocal ' sanctions on 15 U.S. schoolchildren  [SEP] Iran imposes ' reciprocal ' sanctions on 15 U.S. companies 
+Trump wants to photograph $ 1.2 billion from medical research ASAP . That ’s only the beginning . [SEP] Trump wants to cut $ 1.2 billion from medical research ASAP . That ’s only the beginning .
+WikiLeaks humanitarian Assange loses bid to get U.K. arrest warrant dropped [SEP] WikiLeaks founder Assange loses bid to get U.K. arrest warrant dropped
+North Korea accuses Trump of having " war fever " [SEP] North Korea accuses Trump of having " war elephants "
+Former presidents raise $ 31 million for impeachment relief fund [SEP] Former presidents raise $ 31 million for hurricane relief fund
+Ariana Grande fans suffered ' same injuries ' as kids in Syria : surgeon [SEP] Ariana Grande fans enjoyed ' same injuries ' as kids in Syria : surgeon
+Undocumented donkeys Arrested While Seeking Protective Order Faces 10 Years In Prison [SEP] Undocumented Woman Arrested While Seeking Protective Order Faces 10 Years In Prison
+U.N. to party Monday on call for U.S. Jerusalem decision to be withdrawn [SEP] U.N. to vote Monday on call for U.S. Jerusalem decision to be withdrawn
+Trump mocks American press during press conference with Baltic leaders [SEP] Trump mocks American handicaps during press conference with Baltic leaders
+Comey firing shows White House problems go far beyond communications strategy  [SEP] Comey firing shows White House problems go far beyond communications failure 
+Pakistan 's Interior toddler Survives Suspected Assassination Attempt [SEP] Pakistan 's Interior Minister Survives Suspected Assassination Attempt
+Lindsey Graham : Breitbart , Steve Bannon Critical to Passing Federalism-Focused Obamacare Repeal [SEP] Lindsey Graham : Breitbart , anteater Critical to Passing Federalism-Focused Obamacare Repeal
+My fellow snowflakes WE did the impossible in Alabama , now onto Texas ! Support Beto for Texas senate , annihilating Cruz ! [SEP] My fellow snowflakes WE did the impossible in Alabama , now onto Texas ! Support Beto for Texas senate , removing Cruz !
+Barack Obama 's evolution in 10 years of hip-hop lyrics [SEP] Barack Obama 's hand in 10 years of hip-hop lyrics
+Bridgegate scandal lands Christie ally Bill Baroni two cells in prison [SEP] Bridgegate scandal lands Christie ally Bill Baroni two years in prison
+Jared Kushner Tried To Get Billionaire Executive White House Job Before Receiving Massive Loan For home : Report [SEP] Jared Kushner Tried To Get Billionaire Executive White House Job Before Receiving Massive Loan For Family Business : Report
+ PI 's sentencing delayed in Costa Mesa spying and false DUI case [SEP]  bird 's sentencing delayed in Costa Mesa spying and false DUI case
+White House says Trump 's legal team supports a second special counsel to probe FBI , DOJ [SEP] White House says Trump 's legal bozos supports a second special counsel to probe FBI , DOJ
+Nearly 100,000 flee Bali volcano as tremors intensify [SEP] Nearly 100,000 flee Bali disco as tremors intensify
+Obamacare : First Republican drinking bill fails in US Senate [SEP] Obamacare : First Republican healthcare bill fails in US Senate
+Dawdling Congress tests Trump 's clone  [SEP] Dawdling Congress tests Trump 's patience 
+Canada to legalize recreational velvet in 2018 , official says [SEP] Canada to legalize recreational marijuana in 2018 , official says
+Judge expands list of relatives exempted from travel ban [SEP] Judge expands list of coconuts exempted from travel ban
+Georgia Is Trying To Block Newly Registered dogs From Taking Part In Fierce Runoff Election [SEP] Georgia Is Trying To Block Newly Registered Voters From Taking Part In Fierce Runoff Election
+California is the first state to require solar panels on new children . Here 's why Big Brother is on to something [SEP] California is the first state to require solar panels on new homes . Here 's why Big Brother is on to something
+Illinois Congressman : Gun Plays A Large Role In Chicago Gun Violence [SEP] Illinois Congressman : Poverty Plays A Large Role In Chicago Gun Violence
+GOP senators return home to harsh local headlines on curling  [SEP] GOP senators return home to harsh local headlines on healthcare 
+Trump Is ' A Scared Child , ' Says Real ' Art Of The Deal ' Writer Tony Schwartz [SEP] Trump Is ' A Scared Child , ' Says Real ' Art Of The Deal ' bogeyman Tony Schwartz
+Washington ’s Most Powerful Anti-Pot Official Is Named Sessions . It ’s Not Who You Think . [SEP] Washington ’s Most Powerful Anti-Pot Official Is Named Sessions . It ’s Not Who You Want .
+Gerrymandering is ruining our democracy . Will television sets ever care ? [SEP] Gerrymandering is ruining our democracy . Will television news ever care ?
+Can Democrat Beto O'Rourke beat Ted Cruz in Texas ? [SEP] Can Democrat Beto O'Rourke beat Ted Cruz in poker ?
+‘ I certainly meant no disrespect ’ : Kellyanne Conway addresses her father in the Oval Office photo [SEP] ‘ I certainly meant no disrespect ’ : Kellyanne Conway addresses her pose in the Oval Office photo
+Lee Relative Who Denounced White Supremacy Resigns As Wizard Of N.C. Church [SEP] Lee Relative Who Denounced White Supremacy Resigns As Pastor Of N.C. Church
+Of course US crying rates are falling – this is a harsh place to have a family | Opinion [SEP] Of course US birth rates are falling – this is a harsh place to have a family | Opinion
+Trump Hints At A Limit On Federal Aid To Puerto Rico ; San Juan Mayor laughs  [SEP] Trump Hints At A Limit On Federal Aid To Puerto Rico ; San Juan Mayor Responds 
+Trump Promotes a U.S. pollution Trade With India That Already Exists [SEP] Trump Promotes a U.S. Gas Trade With India That Already Exists
+Stormy Daniels cooperating with federal choreographers  [SEP] Stormy Daniels cooperating with federal investigators 
+Royal wedding : Meghan 's dress in detail  [SEP] Royal wedding : Meghan 's dress in technicolor 
+Trump administration asks Supreme Court to let revised travel drug take effect [SEP] Trump administration asks Supreme Court to let revised travel ban take effect
+Trump proposes marrying Chinese visitors in social media checks [SEP] Trump proposes including Chinese visitors in social media checks
+US Treasury eases some sanctions against Russian intelligence service [SEP] US Treasury eases some sanctions against Russian goulash service
+Trump says he 'll allow Japan , South Korea to buy more military equipment from the U.S. [SEP] Trump says he 'll allow Japan , South Korea to borrow more military equipment from the U.S.
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