CCTUR3 a balding middle-aged businessman with an enormous forehead, tiny eyes, and a chin that could cut glass, struggling to balance a comically small briefcase on his oversized nose CCTUR3 a glamorous movie star with voluminous hair twice the size of her head, eyes like saucers, and lips that take up half her face, trying to fit through a standard doorway CCTUR3 a newlywed couple posing for a photo - the bride with a neck as long as a giraffe's and a beehive hairdo that reaches the clouds, the groom with ears like satellite dishes and a smile that literally stretches from ear to ear CCTUR3 a basketball player with exaggerated facial features, dunking a ball that looks like a pea in his massive hands